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RempNobbes
01-29-14, 11:51
I am back from my Business US trip east and west coast. Does anybody know if Anetta the German blond Hungarian mix is back? I am so happy to be back in good old Germany and can start my FkK visits again. In US is nearly no pleasure like we have sex heaven and paradise like we do. How can you live there without having all that pleasure. But now I can understand you better why coming over to Germany. Enjoy as much you can.
Cheers RN
Just a brief visit, but a good one:
Geraldine, Hungarian. 23. Pale, brown pony tail, thin. Very friendly and easy to talk to. Says she isn't there much and spends most of her time in Hungary working on grad studies in finance. Approached me only after I made eye contact and showed interest. Fine BJ, kissing. I usually dislike cowgirl but excellent this time. Finished a little sooner than I wanted but all around awesome. No upsell, just friendly. Would definitely repeat. Along with Johannen (see below) my best experience there.
Hungarian one? Blonde, fake big boobs, tattoo on arm?
If so, yes she is around, saw her a week before last week.
But maybe you are regular of hers, but she is not the best service provider in Artemis.
She gives good BJ, she kisses, but she often try to up sell.
Other than that, she is nice person, but I cannot say she is exactly good service provider.Thanks Mr Ho,
I had many season with her, and everytime was a great season.
Thanks Mr Ho,
I had many season with her, and everytime was a great season.You are welcome, enjoy!
RempNobbes
01-30-14, 12:06
Thanks Mr Ho,
I had many season with her, and everytime was a great season.No. I mean a steel blue eyed one. Speaking very good German with hard accent. No tattoos. No where. She says she comes from Düsseldorf. For my intention she makes the best service there. Hope she is around. Please give us an update because I did not see her for a long time now in Artemis.
Cheers and many thanks from Germany,
RN
Mathias037
01-30-14, 14:42
Here is my report from my recent visit in Artemis. Friday, arrived about 15:00.
Haven't been there for like two years and haven't seen any known girls. So took a round and two around the club and take sauna. Water in the pool still cold as it used to be. Almost nobody uses it, so cannot understand, why they don't heat it up for a few degrees if they already built it.
So after some time a girl approached and we discussed a bit. She introduced and it was Fatima from Slovakia. After reading all the glory about her on this forum, I immediately decided to go with her. What to say? First, this artistic name does not fit her in any way. Next door European look, doesn't look at all like someone to whom parent would give name Fatima. Nice girl, polite, she didn' try to sell-up, neither did she introduce any limits in the room. Also a light version of DFK. Nothing to complain, but also nothing to particularly remember.
After some time I somehow didn't find anyone who would inspire me. After all my visits in all these years, I established some kind of sense and expectations, which rarely disappoints me. So finally I meet Bonita, a petite girl with long curly brown hair, who claims to be from Kosovo. I don't quite understand these lies, but I experienced them first with Romanians, which claims to be everything from Spain to Egypt. Maybe they wish to look a bit exotic, who knows. Well, after spending quite some time on various projects in Kosovo, I know some Albanian words, which she doesn't. She hung out with a Turkish group in the club all the time, so probably. Nevertheless, I saw her down in the kino with an older guy and she seems quite passionate. She also laughs a lot, which I like. So I invited her. She was quite good, didn't kiss, sex was not bad. Not a total miss, but I expected more.
This day it was obviously not my lucky day. Despite stardars amount of 3-4 shots per prolonged stay I was thinking about to leave. After being in the club for some hours, also girls become quite unfriendly. Luckily, some new arrived about 9:00 PM, so I got some more motivation. After successfully reject some with bad reports here (like Avril,.) I met Sonja from Moldavia. Didn't remember her name from this forum, but she has some nice friendly approach. I admit that I like proactive girls and I have to take an initiative in the club, as I have to do in the real life.
In the room, she offered a DFK and a passionate fuck. But what I will remember for a long time was her sucking. I cannot remember such a goob blowjob, while have some 20 years experience in clubs with something like 200 girls passed. Sometimer really an unexpected number count more that all preparation and everything else.
Regards
Member #4626
01-31-14, 02:57
I met Sonja from Moldavia. Didn't remember her name from this forum, but she has some nice friendly approach. I admit that I like proactive girls and I have to take an initiative in the club, as I have to do in the real life.
In the room, she offered a DFK and a passionate fuck. But what I will remember for a long time was her sucking. I cannot remember such a goob blowjob, while have some 20 years experience in clubs with something like 200 girls passed. Sometimer really an unexpected number count more that all preparation and everything else.
RegardsJust came from Artemis and was twice in the room with Sonja. She is 19 years old, black hair in pony tail, a-cups breast, very nice body.
I have reported about her from my last visit but couldn't remember her name and wrote that it might be romina / morina. Highly recommended.
Hot Island
02-02-14, 11:55
Arrived at Artemis Saturday at 1pm and stayed for a long session until midnight. It was the highest ratio of men to women I have seen. Even in the afternoon there were twice as many men as women, and this didn't change as it got busier into the night, so the whole atmosphere is not so relaxed as other days.
Nicole (CZ). Hot blonde tried to sell me within a minute of getting out of the shower, but I didn't bite thanks to the good advice here about her bad attitude.
Rosalin (Greece). She sat beside me in the kino, and tried to get me to go with her for ages. Says she will DFK and DATY. I didn't go with her then, but saw her upstairs later. Not many girls around so I thought I give her a try. She has Cleopatra look, but she doesn't look so good in the zimmer. Lots of cellulite. Then in the room she upsells. You want DFK you only get with 1 hour session nice and slow. You want 30 minutes only suck and fuck. I was horny, so I did her anyway, but she was mediocre at best. (3/10)
Cissy (BUL) Great session. I sat down on the sofa to talk to her, and she is fun to chat with. Went upstairs for a room, and everything good, she knows how to please a man. Great BJ, mish and doggy and overall session. (9/10)
After this I meet a few I want to go with, but need time to recover. Nina (CZ) , Debbie (D) , Sonja (ROM). So will have to leave them for another time. Also I meet Avril (ROM) the Mila Kunis lookalike evryone talks about. She is wearing a red bow tie. She is not my type, but seems very popular. Also this Megan (D) is sharking me all day saying you going to fuck me in the ass now, you going to CIM now. In the end she says OK' we do 60 euro suck and fuck' like she's doing me a favour! I declined.
Dana (D). Quite tall and thin, long black hair and big glasses. I had a good zimmer with her once before so I thought I try again, but today was different. She was trying to upsell the whole time. CIM, CIF, then she puts the condon on wrong so sex is no good. Then I tell her to try again and she starts complaining about 2 condoms for one sex and then says I will give you oil massage but I not give you other condom. So I finished it. This put me in a bad mood for a while, so was a few hours till my next session. (0/10)
Caroline (POL) is blonde, about 5'5. I spotted her but then she went to talk to some other men. Then she came up and started talking to me. She doesn't do DFK or DATY, so I wasn't going to go with her, but at that point I was thinking I want blonde girl and she was hot, so I did. I should have listened to my brain. In the room she was a bit too mechanical for me, OK BJ she was too fussy about how to do it so just average session. (6/10)
Shaneen (D). I met 2 Shaneens from Germany here. This one is half German / half Spanish about 5'7" in heels and shoulder length black hair. Very lovely girl. Very GFE, and left this session very happy (9/10). Not to be confused with another German called Shaneen who is about 6'2" with long straight black hair and is bad service.
Are the girls allowed to enter the rooms with high heels? Last time I was there. 18 month ago, there were required to take off their shoes and leave it at the door. I hated that. Love a sexy woman in high heels! Please advise.
Are the girls allowed to enter the rooms with high heels?Yes, they are. No restrictions.
Are the girls allowed to enter the rooms with high heels? Last time I was there. 18 month ago, there were required to take off their shoes and leave it at the door. I hated that. Love a sexy woman in high heels! Please advise.Hello Boofer.
You are correct! I recall the same policy when I was there about a year ago. Several of the vinyl covered beds in the old rooms were torn. Management blamed the girls for wearing their shoes on the beds. As a result, they forced them to take them off and leave them outside the rooms to prevent damage. I don't mind them not wearing heels, but I wouldn't mind seeing a girl wear knee high boots. Those stay on during sex, for sure! Do any of the girls wear hooker boots? Maybe, I will need to go to a different venue for that.
FiddyCent
Collateral2
02-02-14, 21:49
I arrived late, at half past midnight. The club was full of people, approximately half half.
I found it a little smaller than I imagined and quite worn. It is certainly smaller than for instance FKK World.
After spending some time settling in I went for my first session with
(?) (Slovakia).33 year old. She was a brunette with long hair, shorter than 160 cm and with really big natural tits. She mentioned that she was also working as a hair-dresser.
I don't know exactly what we said before entering the room, but she was something of a semi-shark. There was good BBBJ, DATY and 69, but she only wanted me to fuck her from behind (more positions would cost more). However she was hot and I quite enjoyed the session anyway (30 min. 60 EUR). Not really recommended.
Next up was.
Maria (BUL).28 year old. Blonde with medium-lenght hair. 160 cm and big natural tits. She was nice and allowed kissing and touching on the sofa when we were waiting for the room. DFK, DATY. 69, tit-fucking and BBBJ. Everything was good except the BBBJ that unfortunately was not enjoyable at all.
Afterwards I realised that I recognized here from World and had sessioed with here there, several years ago. (30 min. 60 EUR). Recommended.
Finally.
Corrina (ROM).170 cm, fake blonde. She had absolutely fantastic natural tits. She was like a real life Jessica Rabbit. I was an easy sell. However in the room she turned out to be a real processor. She even tried to suck me with a condom. I lost all interest and was unable to perform the act. However she gave me a rather good massage. (60 EUR) Not recommended.
Totally for the night (80 + 3*60 EUR = 260 EUR). All in all a rather good night (A night at a german FKK is often better than most other nights).
SuppenHuhn
02-03-14, 00:26
Shaneen (D). I met 2 Shaneens from Germany here. This one is half German / half Spanish about 5'7" in heels and shoulder length black hair. Very lovely girl. Very GFE, and left this session very happy (9/10). Not to be confused with another German called Shaneen who is about 6'2" with long straight black hair and is bad service.You mean Janine? Right?
You are right there work two girls with the same name in the club. I wonder about it.
Hot Island
02-03-14, 17:01
You mean Janine? Right?
You are right there work two girls with the same name in the club. I wonder about it.Good one is definetely Shaneen. No tattoos.
Bad one I think is also Shaneen. Maybe same as reported by The Limey. Lots of tattoos. I think there's a skull on there somewhere.
Rocketboy0
02-03-14, 18:29
According to my esteemed colleague, ex ISG Angus, according to the German boards, there is a new FKK coming in Potsdam, in October.
What little there is: http://www.fkk-sauna-clubs.de/potsdam/fkk-grand-plaza/825_fkk-grand-plaza.html
It claims to be more than a club. Perhaps it will offer a supermarket or shoe store (for all you high heels fans) as well, or even miniature golf?
According to my esteemed colleague, ex ISG Angus, according to the German boards, there is a new FKK coming in Potsdam, in October.
What little there is:
http://www.fkk-sauna-clubs.de/potsdam/fkk-grand-plaza/825_fkk-grand-plaza.html
It claims to be more than a club. Perhaps it will offer a supermarket or shoe store (for all you high heels fans) as well, or even miniature golf?Hope it will have more luck than the Berlin Pascha club. LOL.
How long does it take to reach that area from, let's say, kudamm?
Kimino
Neutron Flux
02-03-14, 23:53
According to that map, this club will not be located well with respect to public transport so I think they will lose a lot of Berlin tourists. Should be possible with train to Potsdam and taxi in, say, around 40 to 50 minutes from Hbf or Westkreuz but the club will have to be significantly cheaper or better than Artemis to make it worth it.
According to that map, this club will not be located well with respect to public transport so I think they will lose a lot of Berlin tourists. Should be possible with train to Potsdam and taxi in, say, around 40 to 50 minutes from Hbf or Westkreuz but the club will have to be significantly cheaper or better than Artemis to make it worth it.Is this new club big as Artemis in terms size? Or at least in similar range?
If so, numbers of girls will be in similar range too I guess.
Maybe this new club will be like Oase. (More r girls, more variety, not too much up selling)
And Artemis may become like Palace. (closer to city, pretty girls but up sell kinda club)
Kinda like Frankfurt set up?
But either way new proper FKK club has long been waited by many of punters, so let us hope that the new club will bring the quality of Artemis.
I am happy with Artemis quality as now, but I sometimes get the feeling that there were more beauties around 2010 than recent years.
I will sleep in potsdam few nights to try it out if I don't hear disappointments once the club is open in Autumn. I would wait few months after it open the door though.
Is there a GYM in Artmis?
Is there a GYM in Artmis?Yes. You can see it in Artemis webpage.
WarmStone25
02-04-14, 18:28
Is there a GYM in Artmis?There is a gym in Artemis. This may be seen on the web site photos.
PussyLiccker
02-06-14, 02:42
Has Artemis always been a 60e club? How did it break from the standard of NRW and Hessen of 50e for half hour?
Neutron Flux
02-06-14, 03:15
Not entirely sure but yes, I think it was always 60, at least it was for a very long time. Must have been since soon after they opened in 2005/2006? Why? Because they can. Same reason why the entry is 80. And a lot of areas and clubs have different pricing structures.
Has Artemis always been a 60e club? How did it break from the standard of NRW and Hessen of 50e for half hour?
Not entirely sure but yes, I think it was always 60, at least it was for a very long time. Must have been since soon after they opened in 2005/2006? Why? Because they can. Same reason why the entry is 80. And a lot of areas and clubs have different pricing structures.Artemis opened during the fanfare of the World Cup which was occurring at the same time. The entrance fee was always been 80 euro and the session price at 60 euro for the half hour. A Neutron Flux says, it is a case of Artemis can and they did. There was no Berlin FKK precedent that Artemis had to follow if the club was opened in NRW or Hessen or in the South. Artemis remains the only FKK in Berlin so does not need to review their price structure to accommodate any competition.
The entrance fee was always been 80 euroI might be wrong but I kind of remember the entrance was 70euro a long time ago.
Kimino
Session fee in Artemis was always 60 Euro.
Entrance fee was 70 Euro in the beginning. There were some great discounts during the first months. The fee was raised to 80 Euro in January 2009.
StarletVoyager
02-07-14, 00:49
As everyone knows I recently completed a great frankfurt / artemis trip in December. I am now planning a trip for May. The idea is to do a frankfurt / vienna fkk GT joint trip. It is a 6 hour train hop from frankfurt to vienna. What I need help with is I am not 100% sure if the girls at GT vienna live up to artemis and frankfurt quality. I know gt is a smaller club than artemis and that is not an issue for me it is soley the girls' level of beauty and sexiness. So if anyone has been to artemis and gt vienna and is able to help me here that would be great. Many thanks and happy hunting to all.
The variety at Vienna GT is not a great as the Art but the girls are cute and rather nice. Its worth a trip. Their website will give you an idea.
As everyone knows I recently completed a great frankfurt / artemis trip in December. I am now planning a trip for May. The idea is to do a frankfurt / vienna fkk GT joint trip. It is a 6 hour train hop from frankfurt to vienna. What I need help with is I am not 100% sure if the girls at GT vienna live up to artemis and frankfurt quality. I know gt is a smaller club than artemis and that is not an issue for me it is soley the girls' level of beauty and sexiness. So if anyone has been to artemis and gt vienna and is able to help me here that would be great. Many thanks and happy hunting to all.
Perhaps it will offer a supermarket or shoe store (for all you high heels fans) as well, or even miniature golf?Ahh! Angus.
Perhaps a kilt shop or a gourmet restaurant.
Any competition is sehr gut.
But its sited wrong and maybe too small to my mind. They should sublet the Brandenberg Flughafen building; it would put it to good use and provide easier access and more space.
Rocketboy0
02-08-14, 17:15
Do you know the twins Fernada and Valentina are there in Artemis no more?One often is (no I dunno which one) but both, all one can say is sometimes. Vaguely it seems Thursday nights are sort of the night but it is very hit and miss. All part of their gig.
Collateral2
02-10-14, 22:37
Arrived at 15.30. It was freezing outside. 12 C. Spent some time relaxing and talking to some girls. Around 18 I met.
Nina (CZE) in the downstairs bar (at first I thought it was 'Mila Kunis'). When she told me sha was Nina I knew I has found my first.
Session of the day. I became the best session of the two days with BBBJ, GFE, DFK. 69, tit-fucking with oil. (1 h. 120 EUR). Highly recommended.
Next up was Gaby (DE). Blonde with small (fake) tits. She was recommended to me by Nina, at was the main reason I choose her. She was a good kisser,
But was over-acting to much, which is a turn-off for me. (1/2 h. 60 EUR). Not really recommended.
The third session was with Samantha (BUL). I choose her because of the good reviews she had in the forum. She gave very good DFK, BBBJ and sex in general.
She also seemed to be a nice person. However I don't know what happened to her in terms of the failed plastic surgery. Couldn't help but feel sorry.
For her about that. Highly Recommended.
So two good sessions out of three, quite ok. My general impression of my two days in Artemis is that it reminds me of Palace in terms of the number of sharks.
And that it is quite difficult to select the right girls. The forum certainly helps. It seems that most girls only offer suck and fuck for 60 EUR, and if.
You want more you will have to pay. Many don't offer kisses at all. However if I would find myself in Berlin again, I would certainly return.
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DanishBacon
02-11-14, 08:56
One often is (no I dunno which one) but both, all one can say is sometimes. Vaguely it seems Thursday nights are sort of the night but it is very hit and miss. All part of their gig.I heard that the changed to some other club, not a fkk, in Berlin. I didn't get info on which one.
I have put this same report to German-Berlin forum, because that was the place where I heard about Artemis, so maybe some other Berlin first timer wants to read it.
I had not been in German and in Berlin for 17 years, now I went to visit there again, this was in November last year.
I tried to read Berlin forum but I could not get a good overview, except that everybody recommending Artemis as a first place to go.
So to the Artemis, it was Sunday night.
I had heard about FKK clubs, but I thought that this first F means Frankfurt. Also I thought that you have to do gang bang in these places. I asked in reception if I have to be naked, and do I have to make sex with everybody watching. She was laughing and told me that I will use bathrobe, and there are rooms upstairs where I go with girl.
So I paid 80 euros, went inside, eat free food, and started to look girls and talk to them. I liked that many of them were naked.
I like dark skinned or black girls, and I had been long time in place where they don't exists, so one Jamaican girl got my attention, she was brown Caribbean girl. I paid her 60 euros, we went up. To my relief blowjob was without condom. I managed to finish just before the 30 minutes were finished.
Then back to downstairs, and drinking one very expensive beer. 10 euros if I remember right.
There started to come more girls, and there arrived very black Etiopian girl. She was only really black girls in the place, and of course I had to get her. Since I was a rookie in the place I was afraid that somebody will catch her for rest of the night and I will not see her anymore. So I took her too soon of after first session, I could not finish in the 30 minutes that I had paid. She offered me that I would pay 60 euros more and continue another 30 minutes, but why pay if you can get a new girl with same money.
Anyway was nice to have BBBJ from Etiopian girl, usually they don't do blowjobs at all. She was nice girl, what I did not like was I think she had silicon breasts. She told me that men from east like Russians are crazy for her, since there are no black girls in their country. She also told me that she is so tired of men that she has a girl friend, some Czech girl who is also working in that place. Later I saw her going upstairs rooms with guys very many times, maybe eight so that I saw, she was very busy there, no wonder if she prefer girl friend after all this banging. She is earning a lot, they should have more black girls there.
After this I took longer break, and was thinking that I could maybe take a white girl for a chance. There was one Moldavian girl with very exciting face, I was planning to take her. But then I saw a Caribbean girl, with a nice brown body, she was from Martinique. She was best in the bed of those three that night, and I managed to finish just before my 30 minutes was off.
After that I hang around another hour drinking free nonalcoholic beer although I knew I was consumed, admiring those naked girls walking around.
Taxis outside the place seems to be reliable.
Second day, Monday.
I was thinking whole Monday day about the Moldavian girl that I almost took on Sunday night. I wanted to see her, and also since I did not know any other place to go, I went to Artemis again.
Since alcohol there is so expensive, I drunk quite a lot before going there. My plan was to have first Moldavian girl, and then some German girl, since I have never had one.
My lust to dark skin was gone, and anyway on Monday there were no brown skinned girls.
Arrived there, and saw Moldavian girl after some time. I said that let's go upstairs after I have finished my free nonalcoholic beer, she said that let's go immediately. We got big argument if I finish my beer or not, and in one minute we both decided that we don't want to have anything to do with each others. Chemistry mismatch.
I saw German girl, long slim blonded girl with face like an angel, I offered her 60 euro / 30 minutes deal, she said that she comes only if she can take her friend with her. I guess 60 euros was too little to her, I did not expect that happen there, with most of the girls trying to offer themselves so aggressively.
I saw Spanish girl, or a woman, she was not so young anymore. I had never been with Spanish woman, and I somehow liked her because she looked so proud, so I took her, although I did not like silicons. Now it turned out that I had took too much alcohol before coming to place, I did not succeed in the thirty minutes, and our chemistry was also not so good, she kept reminding that time is running out, which always makes me nervous and affects my performance. She told me to pay for another 30 minutes, but again, why pay when you can get another girl with same money.
Long rest, and I saw one curvy Moldavian girl, everything natural and she was very nice. I spend with her nice 30 minutes, that is only one that I would repeat for sure if (or actually when) I will go to Artemis again. Sad that I don't remember name, but I forget all the names after 5 minutes.
Later I saw her and her Moldavian girl friends, many of them in movie room. They were big fun and they were having fun of my tired little brother, which they wanted to see, it was really tired at that moment, they made comments of the size and appearence. I later saw one couple having sex in movie room, they did not bother other people watching, or maybe they liked it.
I felt weak, and answered to all the girls that I am finished, just watching and drinking nonalcoholic beer. But then I met one German lady, and I had this plan for German lady for that day. So upstairs, although I had doubts of my performance. She had silicons, a turnoff, and she was suggesting first covered blowjob, but then gave me very good BBBJ, making little brother alive again. We had dispute about condoms, she wanted to user hers, I wanted to use mine, I had this same dispute with every girl. She said that I can use my condoms but she will put her condoms over mine, so I gave up and used her very thick condom.
Again last minute ejaculation, German lady was complaining that was already overtime. But I think that was good session anyway.
This 30 minutes is too sort time for me, because I like so much lady sucking my member, of the six sessions that I had in these two days, two times I ran out of time. Or so girls said, I did not have watch with me because I am used to look time from my from cellular, which I can't use there because it has camera. It is possible that those two girls just wanted to get rid of me fast.
It was late night when I finally left, and in the pool department downstairs looked like after war, tired soldiers (men) sleeping everywhere.
I spend both nights 300 euros, including entrance and taxis. I really liked the place and I am planning to go again but I don't have money enough to spend 300 euros every night.
I made separate question in the Berlin forum, which place I should go after visiting Artemis, to not to spend so much money. You can answer to that forum if you have some good idea what I should visit next.
Been in Artemis all day yesterday with a couple ISGers.
Quite a few girls missing. German sofa group all away except Nadia. Hardly recognized any Polish girls. Quite a few new faces since my last visit a month ago. Nothing that attracted my attention very much.
Place never crowded, could be considered a quiet day.
Bulgarian day for me. Martina, a petite girl I sessioned with a long time ago. Very sweet and recommended. Then Janita and Nicoletta which I both enjoyed vary much! As usual.
I tryed a new girl, to me. Geman Dana. One of the few that wear glasses (normally not my cup of tea). Tall, long black hair. Big tattoos on the back. No rush, good session with her. Around 4:15am I made my last round with Cecile. Romanian, tall, perfect body if you like thin, model like girls. I sessioned with her before. A fun girl. Recommended.
Heard tha Ruby is definitely gone, at least for a while.
Kimino
Quite a few girls missing. German sofa group all away except Nadia.Hallo Kimino,
Maybe I have the possibility to go to the Artemis next week. Did you see Lulu yesterday?
Thanks in advance!
Bye
RempNobbes
02-14-14, 00:16
Hallo Kimino,
Maybe I have the possibility to go to the Artemis next week. Did you see Lulu yesterday?
Thanks in advance!
ByeBy the way. Did you see Anetta? I am flying to Berlin also next weekend. Thanks for your answer.
RN
Hallo Kimino,
Maybe I have the possibility to go to the Artemis next week. Did you see Lulu yesterday?
Thanks in advance!
ByeCiao Aceh725.
Nope. Lulu was not there.
Kimino
By the way. Did you see Anetta? I am flying to Berlin also next weekend. Thanks for your answer.
RNDon't know the girl, sorry.
Kimino
Ciao Aceh725.
Nope. Lulu was not there.
KiminoDoesn't she (Lulu) count as a part of the "german team" you mentioned before, even though she's from Austria? Or am I totaly wrong?
Anetta is from what I understand Hungarian-german, she's a litle bit "hefty" with natural tits, usually blond hair, has no big tattooes and provides a good service [wide range]. Not as good as superpro / ho-Nina, but she's one of the better girls there if we are talking about the services she provides.
RempNobbes
02-14-14, 14:59
Doesn't she (Lulu) count as a part of the "german team" you mentioned before, even though she's from Austria? Or am I totaly wrong?
Anetta is from what I understand Hungarian-german, she's a litle bit "hefty" with natural tits, usually blond hair, has no big tattooes and provides a good service [wide range]. Not as good as superpro / ho-Nina, but she's one of the better girls there if we are talking about the services she provides.Thank you very much for the reply. Yes, she is what I am searching. I prefer good service. But she is still there. Did you see her?
RN
Doesn't she (Lulu) count as a part of the "german team" you mentioned before, even though she's from Austria?Absolutely. :)
But it wasn't clear to everybody.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
02-16-14, 02:01
Ciao Aceh725.Nope. Lulu was not there.KiminoShe, or rather the Google Robotics Division's finest, was around both last Saturday and tonight, all systems functioning within normal parameters. Could be down for maintenance at times during the week. Good line up tonight, not busy, no waiting for the rooms. Good food, just that dreadful music. Can't wait for warmer weather and the fresh air chill out of Poondorf.
Ciao Aceh725.
Nope. Lulu was not there.
KiminoThanks to Kimino and Rocketboy for the informations about Lulu. Very appreciate.
Aceh725
i arrived at artemis around 2 pm on a saturday. it was overcast and chilly outside, which would enhance the pleasure of a hot sauna. but whom am i kidding? this place is heaven in any weather.
to me, the excitement of anticipation almost rivals the pleasure itself. this time was no exception: while settling the administrivia with the receptionist i saw strikingly gorgeous naked women casually strutting around or standing in graceful poses as they were waiting for their thoroughly satisfied customers who were fumbling in their lockers. most of these men could hardly suppress their silly after-fuck grins.
barely containing my excitement, i ordered myself to carefully deposit the valuables in the locker, fold (rather than through into a heap) my clothes in the clothes locker and make sure that i lock both. a few visits ago my lust-induced negligence cost me my iphone, which was stolen out of a locker i left unlocked for a few hours.
having just endured an 11 hour flight, i felt getting a sauna and taking a nap was a wise idea and headed downstairs. when i struck a conversation with a fellow slave to the pleasures of female flesh, i learned that there were only about twenty girls in presence, despite the day being a weekend. it appeared that even so, there were more girls than men. this scarcity would turn into a penis-boggling over-abundance by nine pm, but more on that in due time.
after a half hour of sauna i relaxed on the couch of tactical reconnaissance under the stairs and tried to get a few minutes of sleep. in vain, of course, as the girs were trying to roust for themselves some clients. i successfully rebuffed a few attempts until i saw amina, a tall german girl of persian origin, with luxurious black hair, breathtaking grey eyes, statuesque curves and white skin.
the first session after a long break is usually the most exciting one emotionally, even though my physical performance reaches its peak only by a second or a third one. as amina put her luscious coral-red lips around my penis i felt that this session was worth upgrading to an anal one, since in my experience a girl fucks essentially as good or as badly as she sucks dick, and amina sucked very nicely. or was it also the perfection of her white, round, exquisitely shaped ass that compelled me? i'll let my shrink worry about the reason but a few minutes later i was fucking the girl in a reverse cowgirl position, watching my penis slide back and forth in her anus.
after a few minutes of this pleasurable activity i realized that my penis had not been in amina'a, and i felt it was unfair towards the. i asked amina to face me in a cowgirl position and fuck me with her pussy. as i felt her perfect body engulf my penis and locked my eyes with hers i knew that i was about to explode and begged her to kiss me. as soon as her lips touched mine i came very hard and long.
after an hour or two i went to the bar and saw a girl i had had sex with about a year and a half ago: caroline from poland. caroline is a 5'8" tall blonde with a beautiful, fine-featured face. her body is about a 7. 5 in my book. she did not recognize me at first but when i reminded her of a few details of our previous encounter she could place me. we went to a room, and this session was one of the best i ever had. it was very much like having sex with a gorgeous girlfriend in her twenties. i don't know how she creates this experience. the sex was very standard: i gave a her a little massage, she sucked my dick (very expertly at that) and then i fucked her in a spoon position until i came. but i felt that i was not just fucking this beauty but was making love to her. with her i wanted to give pleasure as well as receive, not just use a beautiful young body to get my rocks off.
i spent the next two or three hours enjoying the sauna and the ever swelling parade of breasts, butts, legs, faces so different and attractive each in its own way. it was getting closer to six and i could see some ladies at the bar, perfectly made up for business but not quite yet awake, covering oh-so-cutely their yawns with their manicured hands.
it was then that i decided to go to a room with solida. solida is a slim brunette with a fine body and an even finer ass. but she is remarkable mainly because she eagerly aims to please and gives a truly outstanding blowjob. let me elaborate.
there are girls who just rub your dick with their tongue and lips as furiously as if they want to make fire by friction, blithely unaware of your sensations. with these girls i politely endure a few minutes and proceed to fucking. fucking is only a lesser evil, however, since the quality of a blow job is a good predictor of the rest of the session.
then there are girls who understand that the level of pressure and speed should be adjusted to every man and even then varied during the fellatio in order to avoid boring the client. moreover, they listen to your reactions (moans and grunts and body movements) and react to maximize your pleasure. with such girls i'm in a pleasant quandary: should i come during oral or vaginal / anal sex.
and then there is solida. she gives a blow-job that gives you goosebumps and makes you a worm squirming with delight and uttering profanities uncontrollably ("fuck, shit, it's so good!"). she has a supernatural ability to understand what pleases a man. is it telepathy? i don't know. but i feel that she knows what i like better than i do myself.
by eight o'clock artemis was a "brothel", as we say in russian when we describe a place that is chaotic and full. there were so many new faces and bodies. so many, in fact, that i started confusing similar looking women. i had the feeling that makes this place a paradise on earth: having around you more stunning, young women than you could possibly fuck in a night, and knowing that pretty much any of these goddesses can be yours for the asking (and sixty euros, of course). to many it's a place unique in that the constraint is not their bank account but their sperm supply.
my next encounter was sylvia, a favorite of mine with whom i had had three excellent sessions before. she is a romanian brunette that shows up as late as 9 pm. because she is in such demand that she can afford that. she has a slim and sexy body, a beautiful face and a classy understated style about her. in every social interaction you rank people as your superiors, equals or inferiors, almost subconsciously. when i rank a working girl as my superior (something like "i'm so lucky to even be in the same room with this beautiful creature") my pleasure is double. on the other hand, girls who try to please too hard make me lose interest. anyways, with sylvia, i always felt that i'm honored to fuck a creature as beautiful and classy as she is and this feeling made me come back to her as many times as i did. and so it was this time. having this elegant lady suck my dick and then possessing her sexually in cowgirl and doggy ended in a quick release. a welcome relief for me, since it takes me longer to come than i would like.
as i was recovering afterwards i saw a 5'8" brunette sitting down a few steps away from me to talk with her friend. her face was not exceedingly attractive to me. but she had one of the most beautiful backs that i had seen. a slim, moderately muscular feminine back, tapering into a thin waist is a weakness of mine. that, and a predilection for butts, is exactly why i almost never fuck in missionary. but there were so many other choices that i was the proverbial buridan's ass, except that the animal had it easy, facing only two options. at artemis around midnight only among brunettes there were five that i was interested in, of attractive blondes i had lost count. nevertheless, i made up my mind and chatted polina of the perfect back up. it turned out that she hailed from poland and stuttered in a most adorable way. moreover, i felt that she was fresh and kind and saw all signs of a girlfriend experience coming.
in the room i found out i had made the right choice. she treated me like a boyfriend, speaking with me in a mixture of polish and russian, although we both could speak english and german. but she knew that would make us feel closer to each other. again, imagine making love to a hot, young girlfriend that treats you with respect and kindness and seems genuinely interested in you and not just your money. she was a truly sweet, girlfriend experience that lasted an hour and finished in a memorable cim.
at 2 am i felt completely exhausted. i knew that if i took a pill i would be able to do another session but then there wouldn't be much pleasure in it, like eating when your stomach is full only because the food looks and smells good. i decided to go to the hotel.
all in all, artemis continues to exceed expectations in many respects: variety, beauty and service level are exemplary. yes, you can get unlucky once in while and get a mean girl or a dead fish but even then you would have had sex with an amazingly sexy mean girl. then you can turn things around and pound her mercilessly hard and long as a punishment. that would be just a novel kind of pleasure to spice things up in your enviable sex life.
Did you see Anetta? I am flying to Berlin also next weekend. Thanks for your answer.
Maybe I have the possibility to go to the Artemis next week. Did you see Lulu yesterday?Both girls not my cup of tea, but: Yes, I've seen them both Tuesday night. Have a safe trip, and enjoy.
I will be visiting the great Artemis soon and was wondering if anyone knows if this girl I was with last time is still there and which days she is usually there cause had a good time with her! The only problem is I don't remember her name but here's a description, hopefully it's enough:
She says she's Moldovan (said her parents moved from Romania to Moldova when she was small) so she's basically Romanian. About 23, has a nice slim tanned body, tallish and long black / brown hair. Natural boobs and some small tattoos, I think she said they were names of her family (one at the back of her neck, on wrist, I can't remember where else). Nice to chat with although her English is not that good. I noticed she also has some OCD tendencies sometimes like popping in-out of the room doorway a few times before gooing in, things like that! Oh yeah I remember her saying she's also studying I think medicine so she only does Artemis 2-3 days every couple of weeks.
If you remember her name and know if she's still working in Artemis that would be great news!
Thanks
Rocketboy0
02-23-14, 11:14
Took the plunge last night, Saturday. Quiet night-less than normal. Went with the sure thing, super curvy and hot Bella, my connection to Castro, and had the usual very nice time. Then RB broke the rules he swears never to break (as he does every time he does this) , knowing it will lead to disaster. Norina (or something like that) kind of a mix of Bulgarian, Romanian and or Turkish, she would not say-big girl, light skin, very nice D naturals, blond curls, tats on the lower back-we had been flirting for weeks. She made it clear no kissing, but being in a kind of "Top Gear" mood, I agreed. I did ask "so everything else is on the menu, right?" and she said of course. Lots of touching and flirting in the hallway, so it was gentlemen, start your engines.
Once behind the door, she allowed 1 minute of DATY, then only CBJ (no discussion even when I reminded her what is standard) , with the skills and grace of a brontosaurus foraging for ferns and leaves. She did offer some encouragement "why don't you get hard, then we have sex". All one mood killer after another, which had the predictable effect. 20 min later, RB rubbed one out hiseff and she was 60 EUR richer. She asked if we would repeat as she had fun and next time, I could squirt on her as she rubbed herself. No doubt.
Of course some girls at the olde Bahnhoff are not interested in any sort of real contact, just lay, spray, and pay. RB does require more, and while I sort of knew this was coming, stupidly, I did not listen to my gut. Being with her was the closest you could come to not having sex while pretending this was sex. YMMV but never again.
Hessen Bub
02-23-14, 11:23
Why didn't you cancel the session as soon as she started CBJ? What's Artemis' policy on that?
HB
Rocketboy0
02-23-14, 12:16
Why didn't you cancel the session as soon as she started CBJ? What's Artemis' policy on that? HBHi- well I probably could have complained but by then we were well into it (like 15 min) , it was 0100, I thought maybe it would still be ok, It is for sure a grey area. Policy wise I do think BBBJ is standard but girls surely have the right to decide - they just ought to say so up front, that's all. The issue never comes up so I was quite surprised when it happened.
If we had been in the room 2-5 minutes only, that would have been different. Plus, I hate making scenes. Perhaps I could have gotten out for 30 EUR or so but you know, it is just part of the game. Sometimes you're the windscreen, some times you're the bug.
You can't really ask a new girl to go right down some detailed list of do's and don'ts, wills and won'ts-just not practical and itself a mood killer as you know. You just can't always predict bad chemistry and even a girl by agreeing is signaling it will be ok. You just assume a certain standard, feel the vibe, and decide. Normally I am fairly confident things will be fine once I decide to go for it. As I said, my senses were flashing warning warning and still, I chose to go. My bad really. Shit happens. It was cliché night.
Just a small lesson in mongering - if you have doubts, don't, however attractive the packaging.
Hessen Bub
02-23-14, 13:38
Plus, I hate making scenes.I agree.
Policy wise I do think BBBJ is standard but girls surely have the right to decide - they just ought to say so up front, that's all.Yes, and she didn't tell you up front. But I can understand that after 15min into the session you thought it wasn't worth the hassle.
HB
PussyLiccker
02-23-14, 14:39
She asked if we would repeat as she had fun and next time, I could squirt on her as she rubbed herself. No doubt.LOL. Sounds like she has lots to learn. I guess you're a repeatable punter. lol.
Mine is worse. My disaster was with a new girl at ACA, she said she would kiss, then in the room totally avoided it. She had the session outlined in her mind and went step by step to her liking, I wasn't in the script planning process. LOL. 40e loss. 1/3 less damage than a mistake at big Art.
Never had a girl not do in the room a service that was agreed prior. I can understand if I agreed kissing (wasn't specific if it should be DFK) , and she doesn't DFK, and just some lame lip to lip (which is still disappointing). First for me. Even if the are hookers, I've never been lied to before going in the room.
Hi- well I probably could have complained but by then we were well into it (like 15 min) , it was 0100, I thought maybe it would still be ok, It is for sure a grey area. Policy wise I do think BBBJ is standard but girls surely have the right to decide. They just ought to say so up front, that's all. The issue never comes up so I was quite surprised when it happened.
If we had been in the room 2-5 minutes only, that would have been different. Plus, I hate making scenes. Perhaps I could have gotten out for 30 EUR or so but you know, it is just part of the game. Sometimes you're the windscreen, some times you're the bug.
You can't really ask a new girl to go right down some detailed list of do's and don'ts, wills and won'ts-just not practical and itself a mood killer as you know. You just can't always predict bad chemistry and even a girl by agreeing is signaling it will be ok. You just assume a certain standard, feel the vibe, and decide. Normally I am fairly confident things will be fine once I decide to go for it. As I said, my senses were flashing warning warning and still, I chose to go. My bad really. Shit happens. It was cliché night.
Just a small lesson in mongering. If you have doubts, don't, however attractive the packaging.You don't have to make a big scene. I just March the girl up to the receptionist, tell the receptionist I will pay the girl, but the service was not acceptable. Then I pay her in front of the receptionist and leave it at that. If the club gives a damn, they will have a talk with the girl and she will know she is put on notice. It is a polite way of weeding out the non-performers. It appears that the girl does not even feel she has done anything wrong.
Once behind the door, she allowed 1 minute of DATY, then only CBJ (no discussion even when I reminded her what is standard) ,Did you remeber to install the usual sub skin chip for future identification?
Looks like we need to place a new order because we are kind of running low lately. Going back to the old method of putting a gps through the dorsal fin is not an option. LOL.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
02-23-14, 19:21
Going back to the old method of putting a gps through the dorsal fin is not an option. LOL.KiminoWell Kimino-san, just remember to bring the harpoon with you next time (no not the one under your robe.). It wasn't really sharking, or even up-selling. More like down-selling as PL experienced.
Aki-B- you are probably right but in my universe, that would count as "a scene". I was just glad to be done with it vs revenge or scoring points.
Anyway the point is I knew this could easily go south and really have only myself to blame. It was, to put it mildly, not the first time in the old Bahnhoff. Finis
You don't have to make a big scene. I just March the girl up to the receptionist, tell the receptionist I will pay the girl, but the service was not acceptable. Then I pay her in front of the receptionist and leave it at that.I am trying to envision this: Do you put handcuffs on her first and then "March" her up to the receiption? Then do you pay her like Sonny throws the bills at the photographers early on in the Godfather Part 1? :)
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PussyLiccker
02-23-14, 20:43
When I was at Mainhattan, a girl tried to Hustle me on promise of DFK in the room. She tried to charge me extra for kissing with tongue. Then I told her I want to call off the whole thing. Then she said she will DFK, and it killed my mood. I could not go ahead with a session even if she would DFK or not. I told her let's leave, and she said I must pay even If she didn't touch my dick with her mouth. I just walked out on her. She of course followed, and the receptionist took my side and didn't have to pay. Although, I wanted to teach her a lesson, it did kill her mood that night and didn't feel very good about that.
I was glad because her breath stank real bad.
Well the girls that intentionally try to scam you, they count on the fact that you don't want to make a scene. In a sense, it is like a game of bluff. Some clubs are more lenient than others though.
Was there a time in the interaction when "the change" occurred?
Or was she totally gormless and amoral so as to really not to ge it?
Took the plunge last night, Saturday. Quiet night-less than normal. Went with the sure thing, super curvy and hot Bella, my connection to Castro, and had the usual very nice time. Then RB broke the rules he swears never to break (as he does every time he does this) , knowing it will lead to disaster. Norina (or something like that) kind of a mix of Bulgarian, Romanian and or Turkish, she would not say-big girl, light skin, very nice D naturals, blond curls, tats on the lower back-we had been flirting for weeks. She made it clear no kissing, but being in a kind of "Top Gear" mood, I agreed. I did ask "so everything else is on the menu, right?" and she said of course. Lots of touching and flirting in the hallway, so it was gentlemen, start your engines.
Once behind the door, she allowed 1 minute of DATY, then only CBJ (no discussion even when I reminded her what is standard) , with the skills and grace of a brontosaurus foraging for ferns and leaves. She did offer some encouragement "why don't you get hard, then we have sex". All one mood killer after another, which had the predictable effect. 20 min later, RB rubbed one out hiseff and she was 60 EUR richer. She asked if we would repeat as she had fun and next time, I could squirt on her as she rubbed herself. No doubt.
Of course some girls at the olde Bahnhoff are not interested in any sort of real contact, just lay, spray, and pay. RB does require more, and while I sort of knew this was coming, stupidly, I did not listen to my gut. Being with her was the closest you could come to not having sex while pretending this was sex. YMMV but never again.
Rocketboy0
02-24-14, 08:32
Was there a time in the interaction when "the change" occurred? Or was she totally gormless and amoral so as to really not to ge it?Brother Bearsk-once the door closed and some preliminary caressing started, I could just feel it all going awry. Normally my tongue lashings sort out most problems but no chance was really allowed. So 10 min in I knew we were heading south and then out came the condom with no discussion and basta la pasta. Once a session becomes dominated by constraints vs pleasure, you know it is toast.
I don't think it was out of mal intent. She just wasn't really comfortable with the whole thing-perplexing as there was so much flirting going on for weeks about it. I actually don't think she is comfortable in her own skin. At the end of the day, all unknowable and inexplicable-things are just the way they are, it happens, one will never really understand it, and best is to just move on. Money can't buy you love.
My intent here was just to alert others-mission accomplished.
Back in Berlin for the week, and had some spare time this afternoon so paid Artemis a visit.
Arrived at around 4pm. And it was probably the quietest I've seen it. Once changed I had a wander round, and there were a fair number of girls about considering how few guys, but nothing really grabbing my interest straight away so I got my kindle and went and sat downstairs for a read. Every now and then someone would wander past, but seeing me reading they left me alone. I had a sauna, and as it wad now approaching 6pm, I thought I'd pop upstairs to see who was about. It seemed suddenly like there were fewer girls about, and quite a few sharks, so I retreated to the smoke free zone downstairs again.
There then wandered into the downstairs bar. My ideal. Long dark hair, slim body and small breasts. I was even more interest when she didn't do the wander round when she just sat a the bar and ordered a drink. After a few minutes she caught my eye, and came over. She introduced herself as Fatima from Slovakia. We chatted a bit, and she agreed that she didn't like the smokey upstairs bar, which can get bad. She asked if I wanted to go upstairs, I asked her if she was ok with kissing, and she was so we headed up.
We then had a great half hour. Lots of kissing OWO on me, RO on her and then some great sex.
I happily paid up, wished her well and headed off.
A successful trip.
I am trying to envision this: Do you put handcuffs on her first and then "March" her up to the receiption? Then do you pay her like Sonny throws the bills at the photographers early on in the Godfather Part 1? .
OI just walk up to the reception and the girl usually follows because she is expecting to be paid. I then calmly explain that I am paying the girl, but consider the service to be not acceptable. Then I leave the money on the counter so all can see. This is pretty rare. There was one time where I threw the money on the ground because I was so disgusted. Then I sort of regretted it because the girl clearly needed / wanted the $$$. I think you should never lose your cool and always be a gentleman, but don't be a chump either.
I rarely make a scene. The only time I complain is when a girl is clearly trying to disrupt a session and not even provide the basic services. Some girls know how to kill the mood so you lose an erection. Essentially, the session is over and they don't have to do anything. That is just dishonest.
To Starlet Voyager and Kirk Lazarus,
I came across these sisters at a club in Zurich. Link below.
http://www.club-diskret.ch/index2.php?load=day_profil&girlid=3383&customer=32000
I'm tempted to give these girls a whirl.
Relative to the twins Valentina and Fernanda that you guys had the pleasure to spend time with, how would you compare the optics between these two and the twins? Would you say the twins were better lookers or vice versa?
Just debating on whether to make another trip to Artemis to seek these twins out or settle for these two natural girl-next-door type cuties, Karina and Marina, instead.
Howie
Tryed a new girl yesterday. Sissy (BG). Long black hair, angel wings tattoo on the back. Was the last girl, from 4:00 to 5:00 am. The best possible way to end the day. Extremely enjoyable and fun girl. Had a great time and made it straight at the top of my "repeat" list.
Didn't even talk with the girl before. It was 4am, I was in a panic "it's now or never" mood, being the last minute to have the last 1hr session. I saw the girl during the day but never interacted. So when I spotted her I just asked if she was free and we talked going up the stairs. I was lucky, a gem.
Also tryed Avril (Rom) for the first time. In the look she is not exactly my cup of tea but was curious about the very good reports. Very good session and nice girl.
Mila (Latvia) and Nicoletta (BG) completed the day. All four recommended.
Place quite calm in the day and a bit crowded during the evening. Quite a few new german girls, nothing particularly interesting. I'm personally avoiding the whole group anyways, with very few exceptions.
AtAceh725 Lulu not present.
Kimino
Also tryed Avril (Rom) for the first time. In the look she is not exactly my cup of tea but was curious about the very good reports. Very good session and nice girl.
Kimino
Hey Kimino,
That reminds me about my long delayed write up from one of my most recent Artemis visits. For those interested in Avril, below is my blog of that recent visit.
After having read so many favorably reports in this thread, I had this urge to go and check out this 'Mila Kunis' look-alike chick called Avril. I missed out on her during my previous visits to Artemis last July so I figured that the time was right to make another trip to the Love Banhof whilst I was in Germany. I made it to Berlin from Bruggen on Sat 7th December 2013.
I arrived into Artemis at around 9.30pm and on entry, I asked the receptionist at the front desk if Avril was working that evening. She replied in the affirmative and told me she was wearing a red dickie bow around her neck so that I should be able to easily identify her. With my mind fixated on seeking out Avril, I started the evening rebuffing all the other girls that came onto me and took it easy for the next hour or so eating, relaxing and checking out the line up. The line up that night was by no means spectacular but pretty solid nonetheless. Plenty of 7s around and few 8s. Nina (Czech) and Nadia (Hamburg) were there. Nina is not really my type and Nadia, I fucked before and not worth a repeat. There were no other stand out stunners and nothing rated higher that excited me, that was until I wondered downstairs to the sauna, pool and bar area. There I bumped into a really pretty hot half German/half African babe by the name of Valesca. She had a nice booty on her and a cute baby doll face. Slim figure, caramel colored skin and small tits. I'll give her an 8.5 for optics. I was tempted to give her a try but since I still had not met and fucked Avril yet, I figured I would save her for later after I have had my first pop.
I went back upstairs on the look out for any babes wearing a red dickie bow but to no avail. A few false alarms where I saw a couple of girls with neck attire but they looked nothing like 'Mila Kunis'. Still no luck after spending few hours in the club and it was now past 1.00am. I was starting to wonder if Avril was actually there or if the front desk had misled me and was about to give up and call it a night when by chance I bumped into a Globe buddy of mine, Mianda (her Globe name), who was on Artemis patrol that night. She confirmed to me that Avril was indeed working and she would help me out by finding her for me. True to her words, twenty minutes later she tracked me down and finally brought alongside with her the long sought after vixen Avril.
Now on seeing Avril, my first impression was that optically she wasn't really my type. Facially she's not a stunner but she is really cute and she had this 'Mila Kunis' thing going on which was a big turn on for me. As reported, she is slim, tallish, with dark brown hair that was tied back into a pony tail and she has a nice natural B+ rack. Very friendly personality and speaks good English. I was initially on the fence about taking her to a room but since the only other girl that I wanted to fuck, Valesca, had now left for the night and there was no other babes that appealed to me plus I was desperate for my first fuck of the evening, I decided to give her a go. And boy, I am glad that I did.
In the room, she offered me DFK and DATY. Digits were gladly received, both in pussy and ass and her BBBJ was fantastic. We spent the next ten minutes on foreplay and covered pussy fucking. Then she offered her ass to me on my request. The next twenty minutes was pure bliss as I gladly pounded that ass of hers to every which way to Sunday in many varied positions. I finally popped right on the thirty minute mark, all covered in sweat and her juices. We had a post-coitus chat after where she told me that she was really in need of a good ass pounding and she was so happy that I delivered as her previous session before me was not as successful. In that particular session, she had spent four hours straight in a room with a guy who also fucked her booty but he had only managed to last a few strokes before blowing his load. I can imagine her frustration. Four hours of tedious chit chat only to then get a few minutes of sex. No wonder she needed a good seeing too, LOL.
Recently, I had read some bad press on Avril. Not sure what all the drama was about but personally I found her to be a pretty stand up kind of girl. Definitely not a shark nor an upseller. She is friendly, engaging, open minded and for sure she is not a big fan of time wasters.
In summary, Avril is definitely a girl that I would do again. Mostly because Artemis is currently lacking in hot stunners for my taste and Avril fulfils my service needs. For Optics she is an 8; Attitude a 9 and Service a full on 10.
Howie
Does anyone know if "OCD Chick" is still working at Artemis or had an experience with her recently?
I call her 'OCD Chick' cause sometimes she switches into OCD mode. In my case she seemed perfectly fine before going to the room, nice to chat with even though her english was limited but after we got to the room she switched to OCD mode: Moving in and out of the doorway 3-4 times, had some phobia of closing the door, she asked me to close it shut, she went through like 2-3 condoms before getting one on. The session with her was good but the behaviour kinda made tings weird. I asked some other girls working there and they laughed when I asked about her saying yeah she does that!
I don't remember her name but she says she's Moldovan / Romanian, slim, dark hair, natural tits. 2 or 3 small 'name' tattoos here and there, studying medicine while working in Artemis a couple of days a week.
Any others had this experience recently? I wondering cause I've never seen any reports on here about her, just wish I could remember her name to make things easier!
Does anyone know if "OCD Chick" is still working at Artemis or had an experience with her recently?
I call her 'OCD Chick' cause sometimes she switches into OCD mode. In my case she seemed perfectly fine before going to the room, nice to chat with even though her english was limited but after we got to the room she switched to OCD mode: Moving in and out of the doorway 3-4 times, had some phobia of closing the door, she asked me to close it shut, she went through like 2-3 condoms before getting one on. The session with her was good but the behaviour kinda made tings weird. I asked some other girls working there and they laughed when I asked about her saying yeah she does that!
I don't remember her name but she says she's Moldovan / Romanian, slim, dark hair, natural tits. 2 or 3 small 'name' tattoos here and there, studying medicine while working in Artemis a couple of days a week.
Any others had this experience recently? I wondering cause I've never seen any reports on here about her, just wish I could remember her name to make things easier!Can't remember her name, but she was almost creepy, switching her mode on and off all the time. Super sweet after we finished up and had a long chat pushing the session well over time. When she was putting her shoes back on she stepped in and out of one of her shoes probably 25 times! Her tattoos are names of her family she claims.
Some other questions:
- Any experiences with a tall German girl, long dark hair and glasses? Usually sits at the bar and looks bored. She intrigues me with her looks but I haven't pulled the trigger yet.
- I did a session with a tall, sort of big amazon-built, blonde German girl a couple of weeks ago. Huge tits and said her name was Danielle / Daniella. Quite enjoyed the ride actually, anyone else that has any experiences of her to share?
Can't remember her name, but she was almost creepy, switching her mode on and off all the time. Super sweet after we finished up and had a long chat pushing the session well over time. When she was putting her shoes back on she stepped in and out of one of her shoes probably 25 times! Her tattoos are names of her family she claims.
Some other questions:
- Any experiences with a tall German girl, long dark hair and glasses? Usually sits at the bar and looks bored. She intrigues me with her looks but I haven't pulled the trigger yet.
- I did a session with a tall, sort of big amazon-built, blonde German girl a couple of weeks ago. Huge tits and said her name was Danielle / Daniella. Quite enjoyed the ride actually, anyone else that has any experiences of her to share?Hi Sgt100,
Yeah that's right she told me the same about the tattoos 'names of her family' and I agree with you she was very sweet but her OCD weirded me out. Just out of interest when was the last time you had a session with her, was she there a couple of weeks ago?
As for the German girl with glasses, I can't remember if she was German but I went with a girl with long dark hair and glasses but she can usually be found at the video games before entering the bar. She was really good, great BJ and riding and kinky look to her. Good personality too and I kinda regret not going with her the next day. Will have to revisit soon! Sorry can't remember her name.
- Any experiences with a tall German girl, long dark hair and glasses? Usually sits at the bar and looks bored. She intrigues me with her looks but I haven't pulled the trigger yet.Ciao Sgt.
I recall 2 girls that fit the description. I tried one of them about one month ago. Her name is Dana. Good session, nice girl. The other one is even nicer (in the look) but didn't try her yet.
BTW, talking about german girls, last Friday I noticed a red head, long hair, not very young but very intriguing (to me) , very sexy face. Never saw her before so it's either a new entry or a Friday / weekend girl. Thought about trying her but the group she was in made my shark alert modules flash red. I'm not talking about Zoe, which is also red haired.
Any info on this girl?
Kimino
BTW, talking about german girls, last Friday I noticed a red head, long hair, not very young but very intriguing (to me) , very sexy face. Never saw her before so it's either a new entry or a Friday / weekend girl. Thought about trying her but the group she was in made my shark alert modules flash red. I'm not talking about Zoe, which is also red haired.Fake tits, German, red-haired, perhaps 30yrs? Maybe Jade. Doesn't kiss, not recommended. Don't mix her up with blond-haired Jayda.
Fake tits, German, red-haired, perhaps 30yrs? Maybe Jade. Doesn't kiss, not recommended. Don't mix her up with blond-haired Jayda.Must be her. Thanks Pharisaer!
Kimino
ZimmerBaby
03-03-14, 08:58
At the end of the day, Artemis is a giant flesh / meat market. It's politically correct to describe the quality of the surroundings and food, but since I'm a sick bastard; I would love to know the visual manifestation of the PUSSY. Is it pink or light brown. Fleshy or thin. I travel to Germany to fuck, and have no illusions of love and friendship with any WG. Sometimes a salmon pink pussy even on a shark saves a session from going downhill.
Light kisses from the Zimmer.
At the end of the day, Artemis is a giant flesh / meat market. It's politically correct to describe the quality of the surroundings and food, but since I'm a sick bastard; I would love to know the visual manifestation of the PUSSY. Is it pink or light brown. Fleshy or thin. I travel to Germany to fuck, and have no illusions of love and friendship with any WG. Sometimes a salmon pink pussy even on a shark saves a session from going downhill.Love when you get romantic ZB. LOL.
Kimino
Hi,
Am going to Berlin tomorrow for a few days, will of course return to Artemis.
Been a while since I've been there so would appreciate any recommendations for current ladies there. Last time I was there about 6 months ago I was very tired when I got there and only went with Sheenya who I've been with each time I've gone.
I'd like to sample some more newer ladies though, been about a year since I tried anyone else. Jenna, Nina were very good previous ones.
So who are the current top performers? Preferably without tattoos, which are a big turn off for me and yes I know Nina has one but she was an exception since she got great reviews which she lived up to.
Thanks,
Dr. Fuchs
Hi,
Am going to Berlin tomorrow for a few days, will of course return to Artemis.
Been a while since I've been there so would appreciate any recommendations for current ladies there. Last time I was there about 6 months ago I was very tired when I got there and only went with Sheenya who I've been with each time I've gone.
I'd like to sample some more newer ladies though, been about a year since I tried anyone else. Jenna, Nina were very good previous ones.
So who are the current top performers? Preferably without tattoos, which are a big turn off for me and yes I know Nina has one but she was an exception since she got great reviews which she lived up to.
Thanks,
Dr. FuchsShe's mentioned down the page here but my favourite girl at the A. Right now is Avrel from Romania. Never had a bad session with her and had some of my all time favourite sessions with her. No ink.
Which girls make A-level in Artemis? I'm interested in CIM too.
I never found one in this club. Somebody know?
Thanks
Rocketboy0
03-06-14, 16:16
Which girls make A-level in Artemis? I'm interested in CIM too. I never found one in this club.Ah, er, well, maybe most will do both, for a few Euros more. Some individuals might decline based upon mood, tissue sensitivity, chemistry, your look and approach, but in general both services are quite common. All you do is ask. Not sure how you have missed this, all in the RTFF dept.
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Zimmerbaby. You really threw me with your last comment. I always thought it was the cooking and interior design that pulled you to Artemis. I guess your needs have changed with age?
How is Jenna's service?
I'm into big fake tits and she seems to be the one at Artemis to see. Since it will be my first time at a FKK, is she a good girl to start with? It seems like she is active on the message board on the club's website too.
Thanks
How is Jenna's service?Yes, she's back. Returned Monday. Service is recommended. Just try.
Yes, she's back. Returned Monday. Service is recommended. Just try.Yes Jenna is around. I went with her once and found her service to be good but nothing exceptional. If, however, big fake tits are your thing she is the best around.
Astonmartin
03-09-14, 13:58
Hi gents!
Any fresh report of Artemis? Who are the best performers and to be avoideds these days? And what about line up on Sunday evening?
Thanks from now!
PussyLiccker
03-09-14, 15:31
Hi guys, I have question regarding the current line-up at Artemis.
I was wondering how diverse the line-up is there.
Are there Russian, Czech, Polish, Germans, and other exotic nationalities beside Romanians (not knocking them, just like trying varieties) there? What are the percentage break down of these nationalities at Artemis, and how many girls are in the peak night, and the slow night?
I've read that there are quite a number of Germans there, and I witness that in the reports.
What days are the best days for a full line-up so you don't miss a girl? What is the time window for both shift overlap for those days? Is there a particular day when the girl to guy ratio is really favorable?
Thanks,
PL
Hi guys, I have question regarding the current line-up at Artemis.
I was wondering how diverse the line-up is there.
Are there Russian, Czech, Polish, Germans, and other exotic nationalities beside Romanians (not knocking them, just like trying varieties) there? What are the percentage break down of these nationalities at Artemis, and how many girls are in the peak night, and the slow night?Don't know about the exact figures but, yes, a bunch of Germans. Romanians, Czech, Polish, at least 3 russians I can think off, all good but not always there. Quite a few bulgarians, group that currently holds most of my favourites. A few hungarians, couple from Latvia, then a bunch of other countries. Sharks and gems are "quite" equally distributed so the country of origin means nothing but I understand it's nice to know and I also think that the fact that girls are from a lot of different countries and not all in the same group is a good thing.
What days are the best days for a full line-up so you don't miss a girl? What is the time window for both shift overlap for those days?
Thanks,
PLTh, Fr and Sat are probably the busiest days. With it's good and bads (more girls, more guys, girls more busy, possible room waiting).
Overlap hours are between 17:00 and 21:00. At 20:00 the girls that started before noon are allowed to leave (if they want) and girls that only do the second shift have to begin, but many arrive in the mid / late afternoon. Obviously in the evenings there are much more girls, but some do leave at 20:00.
HTH.
Kimino
Don't know about the exact figuresJust a try: Expect 100+ girls on a busy day, sometimes significantly more. Less between Fashion Week July and IFA fair in September. Approx a quarter of them German, a quarter of them Romanian.
PussyLiccker
03-09-14, 17:49
Thanks guys. There is no right or wrong here (or have to be exact or precise) , I'm just looking for as many impressions as possible. So, please post your stats.
Quite a few bulgarians, group that currently holds most of my favourites.Bulgarians provide fantastic service, as do Hungarians and Polish.
Approx a quarter of them German, a quarter of them Romanian.I like this that only quarter are Romanian, and of course quarter being German, that's a lot. That means the other 50% are other varieties, that sounds great.
Member #4263
03-10-14, 18:39
Thanks guys. There is no right or wrong here (or have to be exact or precise) , I'm just looking for as many impressions as possible. So, please post your stats.
Bulgarians provide fantastic service, as do Hungarians and Polish.
I like this that only quarter are Romanian, and of course quarter being German, that's a lot. That means the other 50% are other varieties, that sounds great.So:
25% = Rumanian.
25% = German.
May I kindly know what are the probabilities of finding a hot Asian (Thai, Chinese Vietnamese & Filipina) and South American (Colombian, Brazilian, Mexican) in FKK Artemis as opposed to FKK Oase or FKK The Palace in Frankfurt?
These and FKK Shark are the ones I've been recommended. I prefer to visit Berlin, although Frankfurt would be better for the direct train to Amsterdam that I wanted to try last time.
Which FKK would veterans recommend a newbie for upscale, BBJ and rimming-friendly and really hot chicks? I really like the Greek style of Oase, but Artemis seems to be the richest FKK around in Germany, The Netherlands and Austria.
May I kindly know what are the probabilities of finding a hot Asian (Thai, Chinese Vietnamese & Filipina) and South American (Colombian, Brazilian, Mexican) in FKK Artemis as opposed to FKK Oase or FKK The Palace in Frankfurt?IMHO not more than five Asians at the same time, sometimes no Asian. You'll find some girls from South America usually, but only a few. IMHO at least 90 percent are Caucasian.
I prefer to visit Berlin, although Frankfurt would be better for the direct train to Amsterdam that I wanted to try last time.AFAIR there are through trains between Amsterdam and Berlin, too.
Member #4263
03-11-14, 08:26
IMHO not more than five Asians at the same time, sometimes no Asian. You'll find some girls from South America usually, but only a few. IMHO at least 90 percent are Caucasian.Thanks. Does FKK Artemis have the highest number of hot women around? I would assume my chances of finding Asians and South Americans will also be greater in Berlin than elsewhere in Germany.
Thanks. Does FKK Artemis have the highest number of hot women around? I would assume my chances of finding Asians and South Americans will also be greater in Berlin than elsewhere in Germany.There's a really high Number of women around. But, to be honest, I can't rate if it is the highest Number. I'am sorry.
There's a really high Number of women around.Definitely! LOL.
I'll check it out once more tomorrow with a friend, if any other ISG member is around and wants to meet up, PM.
Looks like there's a great weather in Berlin.
Cheers.
Kimino
In my humble opinnion the asians at Artemis are not good looking at all. You will find some much prettier asians at Palace. However, if you are into caucasians then Artemis has easily got the best variety and there are quite a few 9s or even one or two 10s. Then again, most girls at Artemis only work half the time, or even less. I think there are over 200 girls working at Artemis, but you'll never have more than 70-80 at any one night.
So:
25% = Rumanian.
25% = German.
May I kindly know what are the probabilities of finding a hot Asian (Thai, Chinese Vietnamese & Filipina) and South American (Colombian, Brazilian, Mexican) in FKK Artemis as opposed to FKK Oase or FKK The Palace in Frankfurt?
These and FKK Shark are the ones I've been recommended. I prefer to visit Berlin, although Frankfurt would be better for the direct train to Amsterdam that I wanted to try last time.
Which FKK would veterans recommend a newbie for upscale, BBJ and rimming-friendly and really hot chicks? I really like the Greek style of Oase, but Artemis seems to be the richest FKK around in Germany, The Netherlands and Austria.
Member #4263
03-13-14, 10:04
In my humble opinnion the asians at Artemis are not good looking at all. You will find some much prettier asians at Palace. However, if you are into caucasians then Artemis has easily got the best variety and there are quite a few 9s or even one or two 10s. Then again, most girls at Artemis only work half the time, or even less. I think there are over 200 girls working at Artemis, but you'll never have more than 70-80 at any one night.I see. Pretty shit deal for me then. I'm a little tired of EE's. I'd like to try some Asians and South Americans for a change. I'll ask around if FKK Oase (my favourite since I love the Greek architecture) and FKK World have any attractive ones. FKK Palace seems to have a pretty bad reputation for services, but who knows the truth? MMMV.
I'd just like to try the FKK scene if I can find some asians since it'd save some time, money and energy as opposed to travelling all the way to Asia.
Frankfurt leads Berlin 5-1 for FKK's.
Oase, World, Palace, Sharks & Mainhattan vs Artemis.
Maybe it's better for a newbie to go to Frankfurt first? A little more expensive for hotels, food and transport but cheaper flights and cheaper FKK's (although palace is a little more expensive).
Has anyone seen the two greats, Fatima and Nina, this week at Artemis?
Has anyone seen the two greats, Fatima and Nina, this week at Artemis?Both were seen during last weekend. AFAIK Fatima should be back at work at Friday.
Has anyone seen the two greats, Fatima and Nina, this week at Artemis?Both there last night.
Kimino
Visited yesterday with a friend.
Among others. 2 new girls just came in. One is called Sandra. Polish, I think around 30. Blond, curly hair. Voluptuous body. Black stockings and a large tatoo on the side of the leg. She hangs around with her Bosnian, black haired friend. Highly recommended. Would repeat but I think they told me they are leaving in a couple of weeks. My friend tried the bosnian friend and said she was ok too.
Another relatively new girl, been there for a couple of months I think. Roxy, Romanian. She looks extremely young and actually she is. 20Yrs. Quite tall, black hair in a pony tail. Natural tits. Piercing on the nose. Was wearing a very small pink skirt like thing. Had an incredible 30min plain vanilla session, although I thought it was longer than that. Highly recommended. Not easy to catch as she is working a lot. Probably for her look and age. Will repeat.
Sissy BG, previously reported. Highly addictive.
For the "Let's try ALL the bulgarians" series. Carry. A sweet petite girl, black hair, pony tail. Also wearing a sexy suspender belt and stockings. Love this stuff. As always, just took her to the room without even asking her name first. She was hanging around with Sissy so I was kind of confident she couldn't be too bad. Started out a wee bit professional, which is fine as she just wanted to make sure I knew prices etc. That lasted about a minute and then she showed her sweet and fun side. Ended up staying a full hour with some extras. Great time. Recommended. Will repeat.
Last was Emma, from Kosovo. She has been in Artemis for years but I never tried her. Brown long quite curly hair. Stockings. Around 30yrs. Some vague asian traits in her face but full caucasian body. Had good time, recommended.
Cheers.
Kimino
BubuMonster
03-15-14, 02:19
I had my first experience of Artemis on Wednesday, and I was a bit underwhelmed if truth be told.
After my shower, I looked at the bar on the ground floor and figured it was the smoking bar, so I'd look for the non-smoking one. I got down to the basement, had a look around, and was accosted by an Asian-looking girl who was a bit on the older side. She was ridiculously persistent, bugging me for at least 5 minutes solid despite me saying no several times. I was close to just telling her to fuck off but she eventually realised I was saying "no" not "yes" and went away. Anyway, found the non-smoking bar, asked for a coke, got told some nonsense that I didn't understand which meant they only had orange juice, so had that instead. I decided I'd better explore a bit more and maybe find a girl, and I spotted a redhead at the door out of the pool area. I was just going to walk past her, but she said hi so I thought "what the hell", and ended up going to a room with her. This was Alyssa, and she was decent enough. I've had better and I've had worse. Had a bit of a cold, mind.
Anyway, paid her, finished my drink, and decided to go and dump the glass at the bar instead of just leaving it somewhere, which was perhaps a mistake. Ended up in a big chat with two girls (Nika and Michelle) who wanted to give me a lesbian show etc. I hadn't had a shower yet, so (eventually) fobbed them off with that. After the shower, I ventured back into the bar, and they beckoned me back over again. I liked their chat, so although I would usually wait a minimum of an hour before going again, I decided I'd just go for it. Had a lot of fun, paid them, then figured I'd just go home on a high rather than spending another two hours thinking up excuses to fend girls off and ending with a poor punt.
So, why underwhelmed? Well, from what I saw of the girls, I'm pretty certain there are some real lookers there. However, the place itself doesn't seem big enough for them all. The two FKKs I've been to before (Palace in Frankfurt and Goldentime in Vienna) were both easy enough to get to the bar, order a coke and then find somewhere to hide until you had gotten your mojo back, or at least somewhere you could survey the landscape and see who all was on show. I have no idea how I would have done that in Artemis. The bar was completely surrounded by women, so no matter where I tried to get served, I'd have had to do the whole "sorry, but I've just been with someone. No, I'm not going to be ready for at least an hour. No, starting off with a massage won't help. No, I know my cock pretty well, and I know when it's not ready. Look, just fuck off and give me some peace" rigmarole every time I tried to get a drink. And to be honest, I just can't be arsed. If I'm spending 80 just to get in, then I want to be taking my time. I want to relax. I don't want to spend every second on the defensive, being made to justify not wanting to have sex at that particular moment. I certainly don't want to feel like I can't go and get a drink without getting hassled.
I'm also guessing Wednesday is lingerie day? I seem to have a habit of choosing lingerie day when I go to FKKs. I couldn't find anything on their website saying when lingerie day was, though. I should have checked here!
I'll go again obviously, just to give it a fair shout. Better prepared this time, perhaps. Still, that was a Wednesday between 8pm and 10pm. I'd hate to think how busy it is on a Saturday night!
I had my first experience of Artemis on Wednesday, and I was a bit underwhelmed if truth be told.
I'm also guessing Wednesday is lingerie day? I seem to have a habit of choosing lingerie day when I go to FKKs. I couldn't find anything on their website saying when lingerie day was, though. I should have checked here!You're right, Wednesday is lingerie (or dessous) day at Artemis, see http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/news/?langswitch_lang=de
I can sympathize with your less-than-overwhelmed feelings about the layout of the place. It can easily be too crowded if you want to relax between sessions. Especially in the upstairs bar you will not be left alone for too long, and I find it a bit tiring to continuously having to fight off advances from naked women. It is usually possible to get some time off downstairs, though, but then again: there are not a lot of women passing by down there wetting your appetite for for the next session. But it will get better soon: when summer arrives, the outdoors area is great for relaxing.
ShoesAndSocks
03-16-14, 05:51
I'd have had to do the whole "sorry, but I've just been with someone. No, I'm not going to be ready for at least an hour. No, starting off with a massage won't help. No, I know my cock pretty well, and I know when it's not ready. Look, just fuck off and give me some peace" rigmarole every time I tried to get a drink. And to be honest, I just can't be arsed.
I'll go again obviously, just to give it a fair shout. Better prepared this time, perhaps.You sound like you're reaching the point I got to with places like Palace and Artemis, in that the relentless shark attacks really wear on you and spoil it all to a significant degree.
I prefer now the Globe in Zurich, in large part because the ladies will take one "no" for an answer, but you pay CHF 140 for 30 mins there, so I guess you need to decide either to swim with the sharks or pay a premium to get away from them.
I prefer now the Globe in Zurich, in large part because the ladies will take one "no" for an answer, but you pay CHF 140 for 30 mins there, so I guess you need to decide either to swim with the sharks or pay a premium to get away from them.I'm not sure that its absolutely necessary to run to Zurich because of constant hooker approaches which can sometimes occur in clubs such as Artemis and Palace. In NRW many clubs have a no approach policy. In other words the punter must make the first move and the wg cannot approach. Many of the larger clubs in or around Frankfurt are generally speaking a lot calmer with regard to these matters. So although Globe (in Zurich) is indeed a solution, it is an expensive solution.
Czech (I was told) , long black hair, fringe. Pale skin, light makeup, very cute, young. Relatively new girl, maybe a couple of months but I could be wrong on this.
Rings any bells? Any info? Was going to try her last week but it didn't happen.
Kimino
UltraHappy
03-17-14, 17:41
Yes, being hassled can be annoying but you know, you don't have to actually respond to the girls. In that situation where you're just trying to get a drink and don't want to be bothered to reject dozens and dozens of hottie coeds over and over again, you can simply ignore them (sort of pretend like you're blind and deaf).
When you start explaining (rejecting) , you make their job more difficult because once you start engaging them in dialog, you are giving them false hope that they might be able to convince you to go to the room. So basically, every time you start engaging these girls with dialog, rejecting them, you are inviting a conversation with them in the hopes that they might be able to convince you to change your mind. You can avoid wasting their time by simply ignoring them and not starting the conversation in the first place.
Mind you, I only do this when the amount gets overwhelming, but sometimes you have to.
Now even in such an environment, if the girl is a hottie, I will still go through the motions of introductions and pleasantries if I think I might go to the room with her later, but if there's absolutely no chance of me going with the girl and if the atmosphere of the club is overly-aggressive non-stop advances that is becomes tiring, then ignoring may well be the best strategy for both parties. Why waste her time by engaging her with dialog? Just ignore her so that she won't lose time with you and so she will go find another more probably client.
And yes, I know. Men should find better things to complain about than being constantly hassled for sex by young little hotties.
Yes, being hassled can be annoying but you know, you don't have to actually respond to the girls. In that situation where you're just trying to get a drink and don't want to be bothered to reject dozens and dozens of hottie coeds over and over again, you can simply ignore them (sort of pretend like you're blind and deaf).
When you start explaining (rejecting) , you make their job more difficult because once you start engaging them in dialog, you are giving them false hope that they might be able to convince you to go to the room. So basically, every time you start engaging these girls with dialog, rejecting them, you are inviting a conversation with them in the hopes that they might be able to convince you to change your mind. You can avoid wasting their time by simply ignoring them and not starting the conversation in the first place.
Mind you, I only do this when the amount gets overwhelming, but sometimes you have to.
Now even in such an environment, if the girl is a hottie, I will still go through the motions of introductions and pleasantries if I think I might go to the room with her later, but if there's absolutely no chance of me going with the girl and if the atmosphere of the club is overly-aggressive non-stop advances that is becomes tiring, then ignoring may well be the best strategy for both parties. Why waste her time by engaging her with dialog? Just ignore her so that she won't lose time with you and so she will go find another more probably client.
And yes, I know. Men should find better things to complain about than being constantly hassled for sex by young little hotties.Ignoring a girl is not an effective deterrent. The girl just tries harder to get your attention and they get pissed off. Some girls are desperate for business. It is better just to tell them you just came from the room and are not ready for another session. Even some of the girls in no approach clubs will approach you. I can't tell you how many times I am "accidentally" touched or bumped in those clubs. With the really annoying girls, I will get their name and threaten to tell the front desk if they persist.
Ignoring a girl is not an effective deterrent. The girl just tries harder to get your attention and they get pissed off. Some girls are desperate for business. It is better just to tell them you just came from the room and are not ready for another session. Even some of the girls in no approach clubs will approach you. I can't tell you how many times I am "accidentally" touched or bumped in those clubs. With the really annoying girls, I will get their name and threaten to tell the front desk if they persist.A good solution to the problem!
BubuMonster
03-17-14, 18:54
Yes, being hassled can be annoying but you know, you don't have to actually respond to the girls. In that situation where you're just trying to get a drink and don't want to be bothered to reject dozens and dozens of hottie coeds over and over again, you can simply ignore them (sort of pretend like you're blind and deaf).
When you start explaining (rejecting) , you make their job more difficult because once you start engaging them in dialog, you are giving them false hope that they might be able to convince you to go to the room. So basically, every time you start engaging these girls with dialog, rejecting them, you are inviting a conversation with them in the hopes that they might be able to convince you to change your mind..Aye, first world problems and all that.
You make a good point, though. If I'm walking past a girl, often I'll just ignore her if I hear her try to get my attention, but it's not so straightforward when they actually approach you while you're sitting at the bar or just standing around observing the layout. And if they come at you from behind, you want to check they're not someone you want to shag!
I suppose part of my problem is I've heard girls say how most guys at these places are rude and ignorant, and I like to think I'm not like that. But I suppose when they say "rude and ignorant", what they're really complaining about is guys ignoring them, and maybe they should just think about why that happens. But if I have no intention of taking them to a room, then why should I even give a toss what they think of me?
Anyway, went back on Saturday and found it much easier to get to the bar and have a seat without getting bugged every two seconds. Eventually a Spanish girl called Paula came up to me and I decided to go with her, so she took me to one of the "rooms" beside the basement Kino. She was alright, but she seemed to be in a bit of a rush which, coupled with it being ridiculously hot, meant she ended up having to finish me off with a handjob (which was supposed to be CIM, but to me CIM is a blowjob to completion, not wanking you off into their mouth).
After that, I had a shower etc, walked around a bit, then managed to hide in the ground floor Kino for a while. Then a short, chubby girl with huge breasts came up to me. Her hair was blonde and done up like an 80s singer, she had huge heels on, possibly had a whole-arm tattoo on her left arm, and she was wearing a bit too much red lipstick for my liking, but I needed to get my hands on those breasts. I can't for the life of me remember her name, but I think she was from Hungary (although I may be remembering that wrongly). I'm a bit annoyed at myself there though. I specifically asked her if she did French kissing, and she said "if you're a good boy.", which I should have realised meant "no". Ended up having to finish myself off, although it was onto her giant tits, so it wasn't a complete waste.
Still a bit underwhelmed, though. Both girls were a bit too keen to get things moving along, and although I also asked Paula if she did French kissing, I never really got more than a couple of pecks on the lips from her. I don't know if it's the way things are in Artemis or if I've just been unlucky so far, but it seemed far easier to get a genuine GFE service in FKK Palace in Frankfurt.
I might have one last try tonight, but making sure that I'm absolutely clear that I'm only interested if they're going to provide a proper GFE service.
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Short Trip to Berlin and visiting Artemis. I can't believe it, but I found the best girl ever in sexworking. Her name is Gabriela, coming from Poland. She told me, that she will do everything except anal. And she did it very well. Deep kisses, deep blowjob, pussyfingering. 69 with licking, if you want, tits licking (nice B-cups I think) and fucking (different positions, if you can.) better than my favourite fa.
She has long dark hear, nice face, slim but very nice body and pussy. I met her sitting in front of the spa, afternoon crew, and in the bar I think she is sitting preferably not in a crowd. Speaks good German.
So I try to meet her once more in this week, she will stay for a while, so you can wait until weekend.
With any luck I'll be at The A. On Friday. Does anyone know if any of the following are working there this week.
Avrel.
Amalia.
Samira.
Annika.
Fatima.
Alisha.
Thanks.
You can ask (or phone) at the reception, which girls are available. Every other girl knows about Fatima. Fatima is a "9", but try Gabriela, she is "10".
You can ask (or phone) at the reception, which girls are available. Every other girl knows about Fatima. Fatima is a "9", but try Gabriela, she is "10".Hi Siggi,
Can you please ask Gabriela how long she will be in Artemis?
Hope to meet her next weekend.
Thanks.
Naykan.
I was looking for other Berlin sex related vids and found this; https://www.youtube.com/user/FkkArtemis/videos
a gap in my schedule lead to a late decision on sunday to book an early morning flight from gatwick to berlin, with the return late the same evening. i had previously visited artemis on two-day trips, but had never quite made the most of the second day. the helpful flight schedules had encouraged me to try a day trip, and not having to bother with a hotel and a change of clothes meant that i could travel very light.
as usual, easyjet didn't let me down and we landed at schonefeld a little after 9am. i took the s-bahn to halensee and looked for a restaurant for a decent breakfast. i try and avoid the artemis breakfast. it's pretty uninspiring. i arrived at the club soon after it opened and received the usual friendly welcome. monday's are usually quiet, but it seemed to be even more so today. however, there was a nice atmosphere and the girls seemed to be in a playful mood. a german chap at the bar was holding court and he was doing a very nice job livening the place up. he tried to convince me to take jamie (?) upstairs, exclaiming her the best girl in the world, but i had to wriggle a bit in order to decline as she's really not my type. although she does look great!
after a sauna and swim, i sat in the bar with a tea, and checked out the line-up. i haven't been too many times before, so there are still not too many familiar faces. i only seemed to recognise those who i always discount as not being my type (blonde, ink and boob jobs are not for me). after a while i was approached by gabrielle, from poland. not particularly a looker, but slim and brunette. she was sweet to speak with, although her english was a little limited. i decided to take her to a room, as we hit it off ok. the nice atmosphere continued in the room, helped by the fact that she was happy with some dfk. this was followed by a good blow job and pleasant fuck. she judged my preferences well, and whilst not exceptional, i would probably repeat. the one let down was an apparent reluctance for daty.
i spent a bit of time relaxing in the wellness area, reading. it was quite some time before anybody else took my fancy, but then i noticed two favourites. fatima and nina. i chatted to fatima for a while and said that i would see her later, but really i wanted to see nina again as i had missed her on my last visit. she explained that she was about to attend a girls meeting with the manager, but promised to come and find me after. the place was pretty much a girl-free area for the next half an hour, although katja (siberia) was hanging around. i then had to deal with the slightly uncomfortable situation of both fatima and nina heading in my direction. the meeting had clearly just adjourned. it was quite something watching my two favourites heading towards me at the same time.
nina arrived first and sat next to me at the downstairs bar. we chatted a little about the meeting. the girls were being reminded to be polite to the punters when refused either a trip to the room, or extras once there. without naming names, i did recount the time when nicole had badgered me for anal to the point where i ended the session after only ten minutes or so. with my tongue firmly in my cheek i explained that i didn't like to be used as a piece of meat. nina seemed to understand my joke.
we headed to one of the rooms next to the downstairs kino. i usually enjoy sessions in there. not as stuffy. but there is a downside; more of that later. it was a spectacularly good session, which i extended. nina was even better than i remembered and we had a great time. she seemed to share my preferences, or so she said, which always helps my enjoyment. i love that nina is happy to drape herself all over you, and is very passionate. lots of dfk and she's happy to display her spectacular ass and pussy in the mirror during a long blow job. when we finished, we noticed that someone had opened the curtain. it didn't particularly bother me, but nina seemed pretty pissed off. she said that she doesn't mind being watched, but wants to know about it.
i didn't think i would top my session, so decided to call it a day soon after with it fresh in my mind. the place was still pretty quiet, although there were still a few girls that i would have been happy to try. overall, the day trip is something that i would happily repeat now my work schedules make it difficult to plan a couple of days away. i was also happy with only two sessions; helped by the fact that they were good and great.
postscript: a few of the recent comments call out the sometimes aggressive nature of the girls, and i wonder if these comments are being noted by management. maybe just a coincidence, but they seem to be trying to do something about it. i experienced none of these issues on monday, and everyone i turned down took it with good grace.
Well done Frozty! Great report and a great idea for an away day. Beats Blackpool anyway!
Have added to the RoD Section.
CD
Hi Siggi,
Can you please ask Gabriela how long she will be in Artemis?
Hope to meet her next weekend.
Thanks.
Naykan.Gabrielle told me that she visits for one week at a time, and not very often. She stays upstairs at Artemis whilst in Berlin. Apparently she lives in Frankfurt, but has only worked there once. She prefers Artemis because of it's more relaxed atmosphere, apparently. I doubt that she will still be there at the weekend, although I wish you luck.
Hi Siggi,
Can you please ask Gabriela how long she will be in Artemis?
Hope to meet her next weekend.
Thanks.
Naykan.Hallo Naykan,
You can meet Gabriela next weekend and she is waiting for you *g. If she can hope for more guests, she will stay longer. She is the only Polish girl with dark hair.
Second visit today was even better than Tuesday. Unfortunately I have to leave Berlin tomorrow.
Can you please ask Gabriela how long she will be in Artemis? Hope to meet her next weekend.She will leave next week. But, don't be afraid: She will return for sure. By the way: I gladly confirm the recommendation.
Nice report Frosty.
Personally I find Artemis to have one of the best lineup of all the FKK clubs in Germany on a Thur-Saturday.
Anyone come across Tall German Blonde girl named Manja. Ex-lab technician for the local University.
A gap in my schedule lead to a late decision on Sunday to book an early morning flight from Gatwick to Berlin, with the return late the same evening. I had previously visited Artemis on two-day trips, but had never quite made the most of the second day. The helpful flight schedules had encouraged me to try a day trip, and not having to bother with a hotel and a change of clothes meant that I could travel very light.
She will leave next week. But, don't be afraid: She will return for sure. By the way: I gladly confirm the recommendation.Hahahahhaha.
Thank you very much.
21st March
I arrived in Berlin around 1300. After checking into my hotel I made a call to the A to see if Avrel was working. They said she was but couldn't tell me what time she would be starting at. After a rest at my hotel I arrived the the A some time after 15. 00.
The club was quiet for a Friday and the only face I recognised was Jenna. I had a sauna and hung out in the main bar for a bit when I spotted Avrel sitting at the back of the bar. I walked around and sat next to her. After a little chat we took our drinks to one of the couches. She was as charming as ever and after 10 minutes of chit-chat we headed up stairs.
Avrel from Romania
I've written a lot about Avrel in this thread. She's my number one girl in The A. And this session reminded me of just why that is. We spent a couple of hours in the room starting off nice and slow with lots of kissing, caressing and mutual oral. I was soon rock hard and had to get inside her so the condom went on and she climbed aboard. After a hard, lengthy shag we were a panting, sweating mess in the middle of the bed. A spectacular start to the day.
After some recovery cuddles we started again. She used her dildo and was soon squirting like a champion and after a blow job for the ages I finished in her mouth. She's amazing.
The only slight criticism I'd have is that she has lot a lot of weight and is looking very thin. Her boobs are considerably smaller. She said she had lost 5kg since the start of the year. And for a girl as thin as she was that is a serious amount.
That aside this was an epic start to the day.
10/10.
I promised Avrel that we would get together later. After a sauna and some sleep I went for dinner. By now it was much busier and I recognised a few more faces; Nina and Amalia.
In the dining room I sat with Avrel and ate some decent food. Back in the bar I asked her did she have any girls she worked with. She said there were a couple from Romania but that they weren't working yet. We hung out and smoked some cigarettes and I said if she sees either of them to grab them quickly! She suggested she would go off to look for one of them and after a few minutes she returned with a striking blonde in tow.
The was Gia from Romania. Blonde hair, fake tits and a dark tan. A perfect contrast to the pale skinned Avrel. I think I'd sessioned with her in the past but I can't be sure. After some nice conversation in the bar we headed upstairs.
Avrel and Gia from Romania
I normally avoid threesomes at the A as I find they can be a bit sharky but with Avrel involved I reckoned I'd be in good hands.
I sat back on the bed and watched these two beautiful friends work on each other. Lots of kissing before progressing onto sucking of each other's tits and eventually snacking on each other's pussies. What a site. Eventually I had to join in and I took turns sampling each girls perfect pussy while the other sucked my cock. Absolute heaven.
The condom went on and while Avrel worked herself over with her dildo I fucked Gia in every position we could think off. I eventually came hard and long in doggie style while Avrel stood in front of me pressing my face into her pussy.
A classic session that will live in my memory for a long time.
Two amazing girls.
10/10.
I was wiped out for a couple of hours after that session. I was undecided on whether to try for a third session / fourth orgasm but when I saw Alisha my mind was quickly made up.
I've been with her several times in the past. She has a perfect, tight body with a beautiful face and a cutesy sing-song voice. Quick bar chat then upstairs.
Alisha from Hungary
After a long and enjoyable day I wanted to close things out with a nice slow suck and fuck. And that's exactly what I got from Alisha. No frills or extras but I was tempted to take the anal option.
30 minutes of slow, fantastic sex from one of my favourites at the club.
8/10.
That was it for me for the day. Even as late as 22. 00 there were rooms available and no need to wait. The line-up was very good and there were some stunning new (to me) women there that I wanted to take over the jumps but I stuck to my old favourites.
A great day.
Thanks for reading.
First class report Galazy2, been a long time since I've been there. Thanks.
StrikeFour
03-23-14, 22:56
Has anybody seen Ella lately?
Has anybody seen Ella lately?Yes. (Ten characters needed.)
I would like to know if can know some days in advance if some girls are at Artemis.
Last time I don't find anyone available for A-level and CIM.
Do someone know wich girls are available for this service?
Has anybody seen Ella lately?Russian girl, in her 30's, short blonde hair? If that's her then she was there on Friday and was doing good business.
Has anybody seen Ella lately?Yes I saw her during my last visit on 4 March. Unfortunately she was booked out for the night by a punter dressed up as a ships captain.
Has anyone seen Anetta (Hungary) in Artemis lately?
RempNobbes
03-30-14, 22:59
Has anyone seen Anetta (Hungary) in Artemis lately?I saw her first weeks of March and she told me that she will be in a short vacation end of March. What means she will be back at Artemis next week. She is my taste and I made many rooms with her. Very good service and constantly. Please let me know when you are around. We could meet and chat more.
Cheers, RN
In Private
03-31-14, 07:53
Hi,
Has anyone seen Sheenya in Artemis lately?
Cheers
Mickey Mike
03-31-14, 10:45
Hi everybody!
First of all thanks for the great reports and all info. As you can see this is my first post and I'm really glad that I've found this forum which I follow for the last month.
Long story short- going to Berlin on Saturday morning. Only reason Artemis 11am-05am! That is going to be my first time in one FKK, although I had a lot of different venues across the Globe. Unfortunately, due to the short notice and some changed plans I'm coming alone. Like a very social person who looks for fun at the first place I find that really uninteresting to be there "alone". I'm in the early 30s, originally from South Europe but live now in North E. Is there any of you guys planing to be there on Saturday? It will be really nice to meet for chat and get some extra tips.
My second question is about the line up. Is it going to be weaker line up because of the Eastern and other incoming holidays?
I really hope that I will find some of you there, and I will definitely report after my trip.
MM
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03-31-14, 21:13
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I saw her first weeks of March and she told me that she will be in a short vacation end of March. What means she will be back at Artemis next week.Thank you RempNobbes, its good to know she is still around.
I'm heading to Berlin shortly for flying visit, which maybe a little too soon to catch her though.
RempNobbes
03-31-14, 22:55
Thank you RempNobbes, its good to know she is still around.
I'm heading to Berlin shortly for flying visit, which maybe a little too soon to catch her though.She must be in Artemis from tomorrow Tuesday. I hope you can see her. Please say hello from Nobbes to her.
Have fun and take care.
Cheers,
Nobbes
Hi everybody!
My second question is about the line up. Is it going to be weaker line up because of the Eastern and other incoming holidays?
MMI was there today, and think that the line up will be fine this weekend. I asked four or five girls this question and most start their holidays around 18th April.
In any case, there will always be a good choice on a weekend.
Good luck with your visit!
Line up was good for a Monday.
Sessioned with 2 girls, Venity (Nigeria) great body, average performance, will not repeat.
Mily (Spain) excellent body, excellent performance, highly recommended!
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04-01-14, 09:25
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RempNobbes
04-01-14, 09:37
Hi everybody!
First of all thanks for the great reports and all info. As you can see this is my first post and I'm really glad that I've found this forum which I follow for the last month.
Long story short- going to Berlin on Saturday morning. Only reason Artemis 11am-05am! That is going to be my first time in one FKK, although I had a lot of different venues across the Globe. Unfortunately, due to the short notice and some changed plans I'm coming alone. Like a very social person who looks for fun at the first place I find that really uninteresting to be there "alone". I'm in the early 30s, originally from South Europe but live now in North E. Is there any of you guys planing to be there on Saturday? It will be really nice to meet for chat and get some extra tips.
My second question is about the line up. Is it going to be weaker line up because of the Eastern and other incoming holidays?
I really hope that I will find some of you there, and I will definitely report after my trip.
MMMike,
You can reach me now under PM. I made it work now. Hope to hear from you. Cheers.
Nobbes
I haven't been around for a while.
Are there any new ones in the line-up?
Has anyone seen Lorena lately? (Colombian light skinned girl, big breasts, small ass)
Is Amina still there?
Cheers
Only time for a short report on Monday's visit. The lineup was very strong but, after an indifferent first session, I reverted to safe options.
First up was Angel from Nigeria. New, Black girl, largish, but nicely proportioned, so thought I'd sample. As with Bobolino's experience (same girl, different name?) it was an indifferent session. Very functional in the room and resulted in a DNF. I just didn't fancy her in the end. She's just arrived and will stay for one month before heading for Cologne.
Next was Fatima. I missed her on my last visit, which seemed to freshen things up a bit for me. She was on top form and we had a very nice hour together.
I fell asleep for a couple of hours, so didn't really have time for another session. However, Nina found me and charmed me into a room. Fatima had told her that I might need a rest (!) so she had waited before coming over. I told her that I had a flight to catch, but after a few minutes on the couch, in the end I couldn't resist. It was a good decision. I find her incredibly sexy.
Today again two sessions.
Mini, German from Hamburg, siliconed, heavy upsale in the room, annoying, I almost quited in the middle! Avoid her!
Sinthia, German Spanish, nice session, very friendly. 8/10
Member #4347
04-02-14, 14:07
Hi to you all,
Being a long-term contributor to a German forum with a special focus on Berlin, I find the international sex guide quite interesting and useful as an additional source of information. I have been reading for quite some time now and if there is something I don't like in my "home forum" it is people who consume and use the information given but never contribute anything themselves.
During the last few years, I have mostly been to Artemis but also to a few different gangbang / group sex parties and I will also be able to give a few insights about brothels and escorts. I will contribute mostly to the Berlin sections as well as to a few other German cities as well as a few international experiences.
Luckily I belong to (maybe a very tiny) minority of Artemis mongers who actually lives in Berlin so its not a big deal for me to be spontaneous about my Artemis visits. I only go there if I have at least 5-6 hours so I can take my time, relax, visit the wellness area etc.
The NEGs: I wish smoking was prohibited in the main area. The food is below average, the music is too loud and doesn't really fit the overall good quality of the club. The wellness area is nice but not that big. They should update the website's picture gallery more often.
I really like the outdoor area. I like the fact that alcoholic beverages are limited to expensive bottles of Moet and mostly beer in plastic cups which you have to pay for.
But what I really like is the great mix of women. Right now most of the women are German, Romanian and from eastern or south eastern Europe (Poland, Bulgaria, etc.) but there are also Latinas, Asians, Middle Eastern girls, Blacks, etc. Some of them are native German speakers and / or Germans themselves. The youngest are around 20 yo, but my guess would be most of them are at least 25, many are in their thirties and some are clearly 40 year old at least. It is my impression that the number of women who had their boobs done has increased over the last few years. I like it as long as they fit the proportions and as long as they are nicely done.
A very special woman for me is Queen Jenna blonde German from Hamburg in her thirties who had a few boob jobs over the years and who has never disappointed me when I went with her. She delivers one of the best blowjobs I ever had and she is both smart and empathic so that I can recommend her without hesitation.
I sometimes miss women I have met there but are not there anymore, such as Shoreen from Morocco, Victoria from Bulgaria (although her sister Samantha is still there and highly recommended if you like milfs) , Turkish German blonde Edda with the angelic face, Italian German Concetta who sucks your cock as if there was no tomorrow, the sisters Fernanda and Valentina who are said to be twins even if some have doubts. Last summer I met Jenny from Hamburg, a smart blonde stunner who I had one of the most intense experiences I ever had with any woman. One of the most beautiful and sweet yet highy professional girls is Susi / Suzie from Berlin who sadly didn't show up for the last three months. I am sure some of you know here because earlier reports mentioned her.
Recently Daisy has been there, a cute small blonde who is said to be Susi's sister. To me personally she cannot rival her sister's beauty but still she is cute and is said to deliver an excellent service. From Berlin too Holly is a great conversationist and also you can have a great time with her if you love the pornstar style of sex. She is brunette, has silicone boobs like most of the girls I go with and is not that slim but still has a hot body.
I have always had a great time with Heather, a small thin blonde from Moldovia who has this good fairy aura that I find highly attractive.
Right now there are two new Romanians from Stuttgart present who I went with on their first (and second) day, both seem professional and have hot bodies: blonde Amanda and brunette Bibi, both had their boobs done and I had nice 30 minutes with both of them. However, I like Amanda a bit more so she is someone I would book for a second time propably. Remember not to fuck Bibi too hard in doggystyle, she might complain. Everything else was ok.
The list goes on and I could mention many more ladies and go much more into detail. But considering this is my first post in this forum, I think I can do that another time.
By the way, I believe someone asked if Manja (a beautiful tall slim German blonde) was present. I saw her last Thursday so she might be there this weekend too, no guarantees of course.
Kindest regards.
Diplomat
What is the name of the German forum about Berlin that you mentioned?
Regards,
Zukkpo
SuppenHuhn
04-02-14, 20:23
Welcome Diplomat.
We know us from the other board.)
Lets have fun here too.)
Would you happen to know if Aliv / alif is currently working at Artemis? She is Turkish / gypsy looking. About 158 cm. See-cup naturals. Most distinguishing feature is scar that appears mid thigh on both legs. Says it was from car accident. I know her from oase days. Would love to see her again
Hi to you all,
Being a long-term contributor to a German forum with a special focus on Berlin, I find the international sex guide quite interesting and useful as an additional source of information. I have been reading for quite some time now and if there is something I don't like in my "home forum" it is people who consume and use the information given but never contribute anything themselves.
Kindest regards.
DiplomatHi Diplomat,
Thanks so much for the post. I think I will be in Berlin at the end of the month and your report is helpful. To make it more helpful I have a few questions:
1) Do you usually get DFK in your sessions at Artemis? Do you pay more or do you pay the base fee, (60 per half hour).
2) Do you like GFE and does the GFE of the session affect your recommendations?
3) Did the women you listed provide GFE?
4) (has nothing to do specifically with your post) are the fitness room pics you listed accurate? I might actually use the fitness room on a longer day stay and would love to know.
Anyone else who wants to chime in on their own recommendations I would love to hear. Cheers!
Very slow day until 6/7 pm. Slow meaning very few customers around, but the number of girls was normal.
Again quite a few new girls, nothing that shocked me. Noticed a new blonde bulgarian. Big tits, big lips. Was sure she was german, for her look, but I was then told by another girl that she is actually bulgarian. Didn't try her. But I will.
Went with my usual favorites so nothing new to report. But also went with a tall, blonde Polish girl I met about a year ago. Caroline, late 20ies, mid length hair, slim, blue eyes.
This confirmed my first impression. She is very nice in the room and very responsive if you find some chemistry with her. Fully enjoyed the hour spent with her. Will repeat.
Cheers.
Kimino
Hi to you all,Welcome Diplomat! Hope to meet you some day in Art. Should be up in a couple of weeks.
Cheers
Kimino
Member #4347
04-04-14, 23:32
Thank you guys for your welcomes and your comments on my report. The new girls I took to the room, Amanda and Bibi, are by their own account Bulgarians not Romanians, I have to correct hat. Considering all that has been said it is highly likely Amanda is the one Kimino mentioned.
Responding to the questions I want to say a few things without actually quoting every single one of them. About the other forum let me just say that to my knowledge its among the biggest German forums of that kind with a strong regional focus on Berlin and you would have to be fluent in German to gain anything from being a member there. I don't know if Alev is there so if its very important you should call the Artemis reception and ask if she is there. The pictures showing the fitness room are quite accurate. Its not that big but most of the time you will be alone there and its ok for a workout from my point of view.
It may be helpful to tell you about my approach and my tastes concerning the Arte beauties. I only go with women if I like their looks. I want to stress that point because I am perfectly aware that a lot of men do have great experiences with little chubby women and yes, I may not be an Adonis myself but. I am sure most of you will understand. I prefer women, age range mostly between 21 and 30 judging from the looks. If she is in great shape and if I find her highly attractive of course then I don't care about her age. I believe I am quite polite and gentle with women and I do respect them, even those who may not be my type. So if some of them show what I regard as being very rude or just stupid behavior then they are just not attractive to me. To give a few examples: rude behaviour is when you sit in the cinema and they shout at you from across the room or make you feel as you are subject to an investigation. Of course you can always ignore them, however some will get very angry and start arguing with you. Many times I can sympathize with them on some level because they may be sad, frustrated or feel very much under pressure. However, trying these things does not work with me and then I don't care if I found her beautiful 5 minutes ago. By the way, there are means to handle all those situations without letting them ruin my mood and some of them have actually been discussed earlier here in this forum.
I love slim women but also women who have a little more feminine body. But I have to like their face. They may be blonde or brunette and from whatever country but they should be fluent in German or English. I have never been afraid of tall women but they can also be attractive if they look sweet and cute. If they are either sweet and cute or just very hot and exciting then I might just be after them before they know it. If they come and introduce themselves in a nice way I will always talk to them and if I like them I will turn them down in a charming manner first and book them later. I am very simple about that: They can turn me on but at least I want to feel I am still in charge.
Yes I do love GFE and DFK is definitely something I want. However, I only want to kiss a woman if I feel we have a great chemistry. And that is something I don't want to talk about before actually being there. It has to develop between her and me. Most of the women I spoke about (also the former women I listed) I had DFK with. But let me say this, even if some of you might not like it or might not understand it. I will not disclose things when I believe they are too sensitive or even a little intimate. If DFK is extremely important to you then I recommend mentioning it to the girl before you go to the room. I on the other hand just go with her if I find her beautiful and I always invest 60 Euro for 30 mins basic service for the first time. If we have a great chemistry and I plan on seeing her again I might give a small tip and then next time maybe I go for 60 mins with her. I don't care much for extras besides now and again CIM.
But what I really love, and I know that this might sound a little surprising or irrational to many of you. I want to conquer them in a way, regardless I know it is paysex and it may not make much sense. If they seem a little shy or maybe arrogant or even if others tell me they are cold hearted sharks then they really may be interesting for me. That's just the kind of challenge I like. Its just a great feeling if they try their little routine measures in the room and then after a few minutes the mask is already off. Of course I am not an arrogant little dreamer so I admit it doesn't always work. You win some, you lose some. But even when I lose, at least I had sex with a gorgeous girl for 60 Euro. There are much worse things in life.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Rocketboy0
04-05-14, 08:48
About the other forum, it is among the biggest German forums of that kind with a strong regional focus on BerlinD-Welcome also, so what is the exact name and or link to this DE forum-you mean Verkehrs Bericht or is it another? Could be amusing for times for the Google Translator.
It may be helpful to tell you about my approach and my tastes concerning the Arte beauties. I only go with women if I like their looks.I will have to try this approach.
Member #4347
04-05-14, 11:24
Thank you Rocketboy. There was a reason why I did not give a link or the full name of that other forum, however since you have already mentioned it, yes its verkehrsberichte.
Bbullersen
04-05-14, 13:59
Hi all,
It's been a while since I've been to Artemis and FKK's in general, but is planning a trip in the spring.
Just want to get a heads up, because one of my friends told me that prices in Hamburg are going up, specificaly in the extras ranges for kissing and DATY.
So, question is. What is the going rate at Artemis these days?
Normal half hour or full hour, normal stuff and kissing and DATY.
Thanks
Member #4347
04-06-14, 01:28
Hi all,
It's been a while since I've been to Artemis and FKK's in general, but is planning a trip in the spring.
Just want to get a heads up, because one of my friends told me that prices in Hamburg are going up, specificaly in the extras ranges for kissing and DATY.
So, question is. What is the going rate at Artemis these days?
Normal half hour or full hour, normal stuff and kissing and DATY.
ThanksNo changes during the last few years. 80e entrance fee. 60e basic service for 30 mins also including BBBJ and DATY. An hour is 120e. Some girls kiss, others don't. If they do, its included and they are not allowed to charge you for it.
If certain extras like CIM (50e) or anal (100e) are important to you it is advisable to ask your girl if she offers those.
Have fun!
Hi all,
Normal half hour or full hour, normal stuff and kissing and DATY.
ThanksE60 / e120 for 30 or 60 minute as you describe.
Bbullersen
04-06-14, 06:43
No changes during the last few years. 80e entrance fee. 60e basic service for 30 mins also including BBBJ and DATY. An hour is 120e. Some girls kiss, others don't. If they do, its included and they are not allowed to charge you for it.
If certain extras like CIM (50e) or anal (100e) are important to you it is advisable to ask your girl if she offers those.
Have fun!Great!
Thank you very much.
Still not completely decided on going to Berlin, but it is Artemis I have the best memories from.
Peter
Rocketboy0
04-06-14, 11:17
Last night, your reporter was practicing Diplomat's new approach (especially with the melt your hosen Ina RO) when around 2230, some security lads chased a guy through the whole building first upstairs, then thru the bar, then into the changing room, where after some effort, he was subdued. Several paramedic vans came with guys packing cardio equipment. RB was just leaving and decided best not to hang around. Guessing only that something happened in a zimmer, somebody in trouble, involving the guy they were chasing. The paramedics were getting ready to leave, seemed relaxed, so might have just been a precaution. No idea really, beyond the wrestling match I saw.
The thing is, the Bahnhoff model of relatively affordable, over stimulation of libido and plentiful supply of hotties occasionally releases some deep, dark forces. People are there (on both sides) for complex, different reasons. It is not just thrills for the boys, and money for the honeys. At times, it gets a little out of control, possibly turbocharged by a little booze and blow. Last night was one of those nights. Could happen in any apartment, in any city. Just happened to happen where it happened. So Norjan can still rest easy, apart from the walk back home (for you ISG history buffs).
RB has nothing but good things to say about management, staff and the overall chilled and safe atmosphere of Art's. Just one of those unfortunate, once in a blue moon things which have gone down maybe less than a handful of times over almost 9 years, despite a likely +1M monger visits, and the spewing of zillions of liters of precious bodily fluids.
Will ask around but if anyone knows more, let us know.
Neutron Flux
04-06-14, 12:37
Good reports here recently, I will also contribute a short one. Been there last week Saturday and was pleasantly surprised by the current state of affairs. Someone recently mentioned that there may have been some changes in managing the place, I thought that was probably just BS, since I know the club and its downsides for many years. Maybe it was just coincidence that I arrived at the right time and selected well, but, on that visit at least, I did experience both generally good service standards and an absence of heavy pushy presell / upsell approach that the club is notorious for.
Anyway, it was a lovely spring day and I decided to celebrate it by not doing any work and instead spending it with football in the afternoon and girls in the evening. The place was not packed with mongers but filled up during the night, the last room had some 5 mins wait time.
FACILITIES.
Basically no changes, the outdoors are still good and much of an improvement, although except for me almost no one was using it, still early in the year. The Jacuzzi is still a bit too cold to deserve honorable mention. And the design of the extension and the main building still do absolutely not match, but not continuing about architecture here.
Ah yes, you can now buy a single use toothbrush and paste for 1 euro at the reception, probably mostly for our rushed flying in and out Italian guests. And there is now also some hand disinfection panel near the reception, no idea why it is there and not in the bathroom, did not use it.
LINEUP.
Decent, not good enough to rate it as excellent but at least for the occasional visitor like me it had enough of variety and new girls. I noticed that many of the tattoo studio girls seemed to be gone which I liked.
GIRLS I SESSIONED.
As I already commented above, all girls gave a decent standard, with DFK / DATY / 69 / MPOS blabla.
No. 1 Honda? That's what I understood even after asking again, maybe Ronda, whatever, small black haired pale Romanian, size 36/38, very pretty face. Ok session but missing a bit the illusion factor / chemistry or whatever you may call it. Performance 6/10.
No. 2 Antonia. Fake redhead tall very pale Romanian, size 34. On close-up maybe the face is not quite as pretty as from a distance and also has a bit the usual smokers teeth, but I just like pale body light-red hair so we went and she delivered very well. Performance 8/10.
No. 3 and 4 I did not ask but most likely also Romanian.
No. 3 continuing the long-running Artemis tradition of assigning unerotic Anglosaxon names to their girls: Allison. Light brunette tanned gypsy type with very pretty face, size 36. Performance, see comments to No. 1,6/10
No. 4, more in the traditional names department: Angelique, another redhead, tall, tanned, with curvy body size 34/36, that she just creamed before we sessioned. Gave a great feeling, and very sound performance 8/10.
Normally that would be enough for me but I was already feeling it that night anyway and happened to run into an old favorite.
No. 5, Sophie, for a change: Russia. Pale, small, size 34/36, red / brunette. I met and sessioned her in 12, then she was a bit inexperienced but I already thought she was quite cute. Did not meet her in my visits in 13 (admittedly there were only two) so I assumed she was gone, but apparently she is still around and used the time to perfect her ways. She's the full GFE, maybe a bit too much for my taste, but she does it right. She has more the GND look and probably does not stand out at first, certainly not in a club full of naked hookers, but IMO at least, she's one of the girls who is more beautiful the more you look at her. Performance 9/10.
Sessions and 2 and 5 were with CIM but I only announced this spontaneously and was not hustled into it, so it did not affect performance, the rest were plain 60e sessions. No girl asked for a tip (see my comments above).
IN OTHER NEWS.
Normally I like blondes, and there were quite a few of them, but I just did not feel it with any of them. There were none who really stood out though.
The first girl who approached me, I just saw a nice curvy body with black hair and when she approached I just realized it was Nicole with different hair. She was the last session I had on my last Artemis visit, back in November. Back then lineup was rather poor so I selected her although I knew heavy upsell was to be expected, and she fulfilled those expections yapping many times anal, CIM' when I banged her missionary to finish. Since I knew what to expect I did not mind and found it kind of funny. And thats exactly the story I told her when she approached, she was ok with it, I believe, was replying something like but how am I ever going to make 200 in half an hour if I don't ask? '. Haha.
Else, the food was not great, as usual, but bearable. Artemis drinks selection / prices / policy still sucks balls, I was tempted but as much as I'm ok with spending 60 flocks for having the pussy of some incredibly hot Romanian stranger in my face 69, I am not going to spend 10 for some 0. 4 [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) Heineken. I rather had several drinks before, on the way, and after.
Neutron Flux
04-06-14, 18:44
Probably unrelated to the news of RB, but if anyone cares, here's a German news article about usual 81er stuff mentioning Artemis twice. Also on TV later in the evening for those in Germany now.
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/hells-angels-der-perser-kassra-z-packt-bei-der-polizei-aus-a-962685.html
Short summary: There is currently a HA in custody who became a whistleblower. As a consequence they took one of his girls out from Artemis for safety reasons, whatever that means. Apparently, the suspect of a murder confessed to the whistleblower while they were at Artemis.
Rocketboy0
04-06-14, 19:16
Update to earlier post re Sat night scuffle after a little research. A coked out dude got a little paranoid, girl hit the panic button, he remained very aggressive/ paranoid with security who were just trying to calm him down during all the chasing, paramedics came, said the dude was too uncooperative but coherent so they just left, the dude got escorted out. End of story. Looked more dramatic than it actually was. So all quiet again on the Westkreuz front.
Update to earlier post re Sat night scuffle after a little research. A coked out dude got a little paranoid, girl hit the panic button, he remained very aggressive/ paranoid with security who were just trying to calm him down during all the chasing, paramedics came, said the dude was too uncooperative but coherent so they just left, the dude got escorted out. End of story. Looked more dramatic than it actually was. So all quiet again on the Westkreuz front.Glad to know that nobody, especially the girls, got hurt or whatever. Thanks for the news RB.
Cheers.
Kimino
Get this and and do some training. .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSkvW2uO0DI
Cheers.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
04-08-14, 20:01
Get this and and do some training.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSkvW2uO0DIVery useful. Do they have Nicole and Soledad versions?
Nille Copenhagen
04-12-14, 10:47
I was at the Love-Bahnhof with 2 friends a few days ago, we stayed to the end.
The atmosphere was very relaxed, many girls (estimate 60-70) and very few guys, so the was great for us.
I said hi and hug to the girls I know.
The girls was hunting down the men, later they left me along when they discovered I'm not a newbie.
We hung out mainly in the main lounge and sometime by the game machines.
The ATM-machine was broken WTF. I managed to loose my key probably by trowing it out with the towels, and the cleaning-lady removed the towels for washing.
After some explanation to the front desk, I got a new locker and my stuff was safe again.
I sessioned with Brianna (RO) , Alef (Tyr) , Chris (RO)
The first 2 girls was great and fun inside and outside the room, I know 1 of them from earlier visit.
But I had most fun with Chris. I turned a shark into a puppy in a nice and delicate way, LOL.
For some guys she would definitely be a shark,
I met her at the stairways, she said she was from Italy, my alarm started ringing, we started the conversation, I pealed her
Down slowly during our conversation, in the end we exchange funny words in Romanian. LOL, During the conversation I never said she was lying or indicated so and I did not make her loose face, because she was not from Italy, LOL
Then we played a game together, arms in arms we walked around downstairs and upstairs to find a young nice guy to have a 3some. We ask a number of young guys, but they all chicken out, even if I offered to pay for the time LOL.
Christ was fun, but she did upsale in the room, asking for extended time, CIM and anal,
I didn't felt for her sales tricks and was not bothered either, so she stop trying, she started with some fake moan, but shut up and became more natural and enjoy the sex. She was willing to do all was I asked for, we had sex different places in the room, standing BJ, I fucked her standing, on the couch and ended on the
Round bed in different positions. This girl has potentials for a lot of fun, even she started out to be sharky. Let's see next time when I see her again.
I got back to the hotel about 6 am and slept a few hours then moved on to the sexparty at ERW.
Cheers,
NC
In my last visit the only place I felt safe from the sharks was the island in the middle of the indoors pool.
Nille will you be in town all week? Planning on Insomnia Thursday then EBW on Friday. Hope to see you again.
Nille Copenhagen
04-13-14, 15:20
Nille will you be in town all week? Planning on Insomnia Thursday then EBW on Friday. Hope to see you again.Hi Surfer,
Nice to hear from you, I'm not in Berlin next week, I was 2 days at ERW already this week.
Enjoy the fun,
Cheers
Will very probably be at Art tomorrow (wed 16th). If you want to meet for a chat about life, the universe and everything, pm.
Cheers.
Kimino
I will be at Artemis on a Wed 14 May. This is the only day I will be here and I know that its Dessous Day at Artemis.
Can anyone who has been to Artemis on a Wed recently let me know what the scene is like on a Wednesday?
Are there some girls who are not present or is there a lower number of girls present as it's consider as a slow work day as compared to Thurs-Fri-Sat?
I've never been to Artemis on a Wednesday, so don't know what its like on a Dessous day at Artemis is like.
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04-16-14, 14:30
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Rocketboy0
04-17-14, 08:47
Are there some girls who are not present or is there a lower number of girls present as it's consider as a slow work day as compared to Thurs-Fri-Sat?Yes it is slower, you have more choices on the power nights. But more chilled and if you like dessous . then Wed pm. I find it quite underwhelming.
Yes it is slower, you have more choices on the power nights. But more chilled and if you like dessous . then Wed pm. I find it quite underwhelming.That's my concern. One of things I love about FKK's which I don't find in London is that the girls are in their full naked glory and I love having a good look and feel of their wares before I commit to a session. Even when they come and sit next to you for a chat, the naked female form is quite appealing. I do not like dessous, however I know I will not be heading to Germany till Sept' 14 and hence do not want to pass up on this opportunity.
Are all girls in bikini's / bathing suits? Do they have to wear them because its dessous day and how strictly is it enforced by the management? Or are there a few rebels who prefer to be in the buff?
ZimmerBaby
04-18-14, 07:43
I would be delighted if someone could update me on the existence of Polish blond beauty Maya. Will visit Artemis and Erl. Wohnung next week. Thanks!
Z
I would be delighted if someone could update me on the existence of Polish blond beauty Maya. Will visit Artemis and Erl. Wohnung next week. Thanks!
ZCiao ZB.
Loooooong time I don't see Maya, unfortunately.
Lineup on wed was really low, and many girls left yesterday. I think next week it's going to be very very slow.
Cheers.
Kimino
I will be in Berlin and for sure go to Artemis next week 23-24-25. 26 April but I suddenly realised that next week is the easter week How is the line up nowadays and what will it be next week as effected from easter espacially by means of the Romanians
Rocketboy0
04-19-14, 10:52
One of things I love about FKK's which I don't find in London is that the girls are in their full naked glory and I love having a good look and feel of their wares before I commit to a session. Even when they come and sit next to you for a chat, the naked female form is quite appealing.Astonishing. I thought all girls in London walked around naked. And the fact you find the naked female form appealing puts you in a very elite club-pretty much most of the (straight) male population on planet earth. You are one crazy dude, Krazydude.
Are all girls in bikini's / bathing suits? Do they have to wear them because its dessous day and how strictly is it enforced by the management? Or are there a few rebels who prefer to be in the buff?Yes all are wearing some variation of bikinis or dessous. Strictly, maybe not so as the night wears on as things get a little looser. But for a few hours yes. However there is kind of a workaround. If you stand at the main floor bottom of the circular "stairway to heaven", as girls come down from a session, they can be in their birthday suit glory. But, in terms of seeing the full power of the A Team lineup, Thurs-Sat are better choices.
Astonishing. I thought all girls in London walked around naked. And the fact you find the naked female form appealing puts you in a very elite club-pretty much most of the (straight) male population on planet earth. You are one crazy dude, Krazydude.
Yes all are wearing some variation of bikinis or dessous. Strictly, maybe not so as the night wears on as things get a little looser. But for a few hours yes. However there is kind of a workaround. If you stand at the main floor bottom of the circular "stairway to heaven", as girls come down from a session, they can be in their birthday suit glory. But, in terms of seeing the full power of the A Team lineup, Thurs-Sat are better choices.Ha ha. Good one.
Looks like it's time to bite the bullet on a Wed at Artemis.
I was there on Friday 18th. And there was max 50 girls. The lineup not as good and strong
As Artemis on normal days. Most girls were off as Easter clashes with Orthodox Easter.
I will be in Berlin and for sure go to Artemis next week 23-24-25. 26 April but I suddenly realised that next week is the easter week How is the line up nowadays and what will it be next week as effected from easter espacially by means of the Romanians
Rocketboy0
04-23-14, 10:28
I was there on Friday 18th. And there was max 50 girls. The lineup not as good and strongSame on Saturday about 1/2 normal, both mongers and muschis. You don't get the normal buzz, but a decent hard core remains so it was ok even for picky RB, and chilled out scene a nice change of pace. With decent weather and new palm trees, sitting outside by (and hopping in) the pool finally doable and it really transforms the place for the better, especially for us non-smokers. Expect a slow week as most of Berlin away on holidays. Hopefully Special Agent Zimmerbaby, assigned to Berlin this week, will update us.
Went there last night. Only 30 girls from 8 PM to close.
It is getting harder to find girls that are GFE. I thought it was going to be a total dud till I found my dream girl. Ila from Bosnia. First I thought she is making it up but I think she is telling the truth. More later.
Hey Kimino,
That reminds me about my long delayed write up from one of my most recent Artemis visits. For those interested in Avril, below is my blog of that recent visit.
After having read so many favorably reports in this thread, I had this urge to go and check out this 'Mila Kunis' look-alike chick called Avril. I missed out on her during my previous visits to Artemis last July so I figured that the time was right to make another trip to the Love Banhof whilst I was in Germany. I made it to Berlin from Bruggen on Sat 7th December 2013.
I arrived into Artemis at around 9. 30pm and on entry, I asked the receptionist at the front desk if Avril was working that evening. She replied in the affirmative and told me she was wearing a red dickie bow around her neck so that I should be able to easily identify her. With my mind fixated on seeking out Avril, I started the evening rebuffing all the other girls that came onto me and took it easy for the next hour or so eating, relaxing and checking out the line up. The line up that night was by no means spectacular but pretty solid nonetheless. Plenty of 7s around and few 8s. Nina (Czech) and Nadia (Hamburg) were there. Nina is not really my type and Nadia, I fucked before and not worth a repeat. There were no other stand out stunners and nothing rated higher that excited me, that was until I wondered downstairs to the sauna, pool and bar area. There I bumped into a really pretty hot half German / half African babe by the name of Valesca. She had a nice booty on her and a cute baby doll face. Slim figure, caramel colored skin and small tits. I'll give her an 8. 5 for optics. I was tempted to give her a try but since I still had not met and fucked Avril yet, I figured I would save her for later after I have had my first pop.
I went back upstairs on the look out for any babes wearing a red dickie bow but to no avail. A few false alarms where I saw a couple of girls with neck attire but they looked nothing like 'Mila Kunis'. Still no luck after spending few hours in the club and it was now past 1. 00am. I was starting to wonder if Avril was actually there or if the front desk had misled me and was about to give up and call it a night when by chance I bumped into a Globe buddy of mine, Mianda (her Globe name) , who was on Artemis patrol that night. She confirmed to me that Avril was indeed working and she would help me out by finding her for me. True to her words, twenty minutes later she tracked me down and finally brought alongside with her the long sought after vixen Avril.
Now on seeing Avril, my first impression was that optically she wasn't really my type. Facially she's not a stunner but she is really cute and she had this 'Mila Kunis' thing going on which was a big turn on for me. As reported, she is slim, tallish, with dark brown hair that was tied back into a pony tail and she has a nice natural B+ rack. Very friendly personality and speaks good English. I was initially on the fence about taking her to a room but since the only other girl that I wanted to fuck, Valesca, had now left for the night and there was no other babes that appealed to me plus I was desperate for my first fuck of the evening, I decided to give her a go. And boy, I am glad that I did.
In the room, she offered me DFK and DATY. Digits were gladly received, both in pussy and ass and her BBBJ was fantastic. We spent the next ten minutes on foreplay and covered pussy fucking. Then she offered her ass to me on my request. The next twenty minutes was pure bliss as I gladly pounded that ass of hers to every which way to Sunday in many varied positions. I finally popped right on the thirty minute mark, all covered in sweat and her juices. We had a post-coitus chat after where she told me that she was really in need of a good ass pounding and she was so happy that I delivered as her previous session before me was not as successful. In that particular session, she had spent four hours straight in a room with a guy who also fucked her booty but he had only managed to last a few strokes before blowing his load. I can imagine her frustration. Four hours of tedious chit chat only to then get a few minutes of sex. No wonder she needed a good seeing too, LOL.
Recently, I had read some bad press on Avril. Not sure what all the drama was about but personally I found her to be a pretty stand up kind of girl. Definitely not a shark nor an upseller. She is friendly, engaging, open minded and for sure she is not a big fan of time wasters.
In summary, Avril is definitely a girl that I would do again. Mostly because Artemis is currently lacking in hot stunners for my taste and Avril fulfils my service needs. For Optics she is an 8; Attitude a 9 and Service a full on 10.
HowieI was going to write a full review of Avril till I saw this review, which I agree with 100. Avril is a class but definitely YMMV. I spent a lot of time with her. She can be touchy and is easily put off by aggressive guys.
I will be at Artemis on a Wed 14 May. This is the only day I will be here and I know that its Dessous Day at Artemis.
Can anyone who has been to Artemis on a Wed recently let me know what the scene is like on a Wednesday?
Are there some girls who are not present or is there a lower number of girls present as it's consider as a slow work day as compared to Thurs-Fri-Sat?
I've never been to Artemis on a Wednesday, so don't know what its like on a Dessous day at Artemis is like.There were more girls on Wednesday than Tuesday. Slightly better line up on Dessous day and I prefer Dessous to naked :-D
and I prefer Dessous to naked :-D+1.
Kimino
I was going to write a full review of Avril till I saw this review, which I agree with 100. Avril is a class but definitely YMMV. I spent a lot of time with her. She can be touchy and is easily put off by aggressive guys.I've spent a lot of time and money with Avril over the past year. And not regretted a single minute / euro. She's an amazing girl.
AltimaTravels
04-24-14, 21:35
Just back from Easter in Berlin. I visited Artemis twice, both times during the day, leaving at 5pm.
Inevitably quiet with Lulu and the other optis hanging out at the end of the bar. Spotted the huge breasted, pretty black girl. I clearly wasn't to her taste as she ignored me but I saw her in action in the upstairs kino and she looked distinctly passive, at best.
My "find" was the lovely Vegas. Looks like an opti, shoulder length blonde hair, beautiful, great legs, arse, enhanced tits. Even hangs out with the optis. Tatoos, particularly down the left hand side. The most obvious one is that of a chain and crucifix but not around her neck, on the left (?) shoulder. Russian who has lived in Germany since childhood. Apparently was a regular at Artemis until 5 years ago and is now back.
She approached me with the line "Do you fancy spending some time in Vegas?". This amused me and in the absence of anybody else of particular interest I accepted, but didn't expect much. Fantastic experience, sensual deep kissing, deep BBBJ and great sex, her on top.
So good that I went back for more later that day. This time I tried DATY, which was well received and passionately returned.
On the second day I tool Polish Betsy to a room, good fun but I was looking out for Vegas.
Later in the afternoon I had 1 hour with Vegas. Fantastic, spent a lot of time doing DATY. Vegas murmured "If you are extra nice to me, I will be extra nice to me" and proceeded to give me a fantastic ball licking blow job, then sex in various positions.
Good fun. I will return for a long weekend in the Summer I think.
Just back from Easter in Berlin. I visited Artemis twice, both times during the day, leaving at 5pm.
My "find" was the lovely Vegas. Looks like an opti, shoulder length blonde hair, beautiful, great legs, arse, enhanced tits. Even hangs out with the optis. Tatoos, particularly down the left hand side. The most obvious one is that of a chain and crucifix but not around her neck, on the left (?) shoulder. Russian who has lived in Germany since childhood. Apparently was a regular at Artemis until 5 years ago and is now back.How tall and what age (guess?) is Vegas? Waste size? Anyone else on this board have a good time with her?
Thanks.
Rocketboy0
04-26-14, 08:57
RB, tape measure in hand, was going to find out but she is now gone till 11 May.
I have been in Artemis for the last 3 nights and once again I realised how much I like and missed the club since my last visit in September. My first night was Wednesday and although the line up was not recovered fully after the Easter period I met Sonya; Moldovian brunette with nice face tiny tits but a gorgeous ass and had wonderfull 1 hour with her. At first she seemed to have the all the control but we managed to share the action and liked each other very much. Because of the tiring flight coming to Berlin I did not fancy another action and just enjoy the lingerie day. On Thursday the line up had some additions like regular Romanians and Bulgarians including my favourite angel Sisi; angel wings tattoo on her back. I first met her in my last visit in September and definitely dreaming to meet her again. The action was again wonderful with this tiny, beautiful caring goddess. My second action was with the tiny Polish blonde Betsy. I thought she was one of my favorites Mianda from Romania (exactly the same figure even like they are twins). She was very talkative and funny in the action crazy also. Apart from the girls the new outdoor area and rooms got my 10 points. I noticed Czech beauty Nichole and wanted to go with her but thought she ignored me because of the 2 'polite' rejections saying I am tired and want to sit a little bit! Anyway Sisi made me got the relaxed mood. My third visit was yesterday the Friday night; the club was full of men when I reached the club at 19:00 the line-up seemed to recover also with lots of regulars. I took beautiful Sonya again for the first action a couple of hours later my tiny Bulgarian angel Sisi found me to have the second action. My third session was with Romanian tanned blonde Manuela. Although I have seen her many times before this time she seemed super sexy to me and it was true she was super super hot. After the 3 visits today will be my last visit for this month. I targeted some other girls but can also try Sisi, Sonya and Manuela again
RB, tape measure in hand, was going to find out but she is now gone till 11 May.Hi,
I think I had her once in FKK Harmony near Hamburg. It was a real highlight. She reminds my buddies and me of the deceased German porn starlet "Sexy Cora" (see photo attached). Can you confirm that it is her?
Thanks.
H. C.
Hi,
I think I had her once in FKK Harmony near Hamburg. It was a real highlight. She reminds my buddies and me of the deceased German porn starlet "Sexy Cora" (see photo attached). Can you confirm that it is her?Vegas was working / is working in Harmony FKK. Maybe you encountered her as a redheaded one in Harmony FKK.
Member #4347
04-26-14, 12:44
I've been with Vegas 2-3 times last year. She was blonde back then, afterwards she turned into a redhead and now she is blonde again. I would say there is a resemblence to the deceased Sexy Cora to a certain degree but Vegas is taller. She has a great slim body and silicone boobs. She is quite professional in a very good way. She is smart and experienced and she is great to talk to. From what happened in the room I was more than satisfied. She gave a great BBBJ, DT and we had DFK. And yes, I am sure I had this smile on my face so that everybody could tell "Must have been the hell of a fuck". And, yes it was.
I have seen her last week so if she is not in Berlin right now I hope she will be back soon. Otherwise it is right what Pharisaer said about the other club.
SuppenHuhn
04-26-14, 23:27
Vegas changed working in Artemis, FKK Harmony and Golden Time in last year. After a long break about some years she started working in Harmony. I know her as Mercedes first time from Golden Time in about 2007. Later I met her in Artemis as Roxy/Roxanne (2008 and 2009).
I think she is about 1,70 m or taller, she has many tattoos and her body is excellent. I would estimate her about 30.
Vegas changed working in Artemis, FKK Harmony and Golden Time in last year. After a long break about some years she started working in Harmony. I know her as Mercedes first time from Golden Time in about 2007. Later I met her in Artemis as Roxy / Roxanne (2008 and 2009).
I think she is about 1, 70 m or taller, she has many tattoos and her body is excellent. I would estimate her about 30.Thanks Pharisaer, Diplomat and Suppenhuhn. I think I have a reason to pay Artemis a visit although it is not so near to my hometown.
Cheers,
HC
FlyByCable
04-27-14, 11:47
Hi!
My English is maybe not the best, but I will try.
I have read the forums for a while but this is first time writing.
I have thought about to go from Sweden to FKK and the Artemis for the first time in my life.
But I do not know on what day it is best to go?
If you compare the number of visitors from a day when it is a show at the 'Messe' center and another ordinary day?
How much difference is there?
Is it stupid to go there as a first-time visitors when it is a 'Messe'?
Is it very crowded on such a day?
Hello folks!
I'm a newcomer here, but would like to thank you for many interesting reports about FKK Artemis!
I have a practical question: I would like to search the names of some of the girls only in the FKK Artemis thread, but so far I haven't find a way to do so. I limit the searches to Germany threads, but not to this thread in particular. Could anyone tell me if it is possible to do so. And if so, how?
I must admit that from what I have read here so far, I so far hope to spend some hours with Avril (Avrel?) from Romania and Nina from Czech Republic. Does anyone know if I can hope to find them there in the last week of May?
Ertyx
Banana Boi
04-27-14, 16:10
On the right side above most recent post it says 'search thread'.
On the right side above most recent post it says 'search thread'.Thanks! It worked!
Ertyx
Rocketboy0
04-27-14, 23:00
If you compare the number of visitors from a day when it is a show at the 'Messe' center and another ordinary day, how much difference is there? Is it stupid to go there as a first-time visitors when it is a 'Messe'? Is it very crowded on such a day?Hej FBC. It sort of depends. The IFA Messe in September is the biggest and craziest, followed by the Fruit and Veg Logistik usually Jan-Feb. Those should be avoided-it can be 2-3 times or more crowded than normal and waiting for rooms, even clothes lockers can be bad. Girls are stressed out as well.
Outside of those 2 mega messes (ha ha) other messen can cause the A to be a little more crowded but nothing really so bad. If you get there say by 16:00 it will be fine til at least 22:00 or so. Then who knows. Saturdays tend to be the end of most Messe's so it should be ok. The best days (with most choices) as has been discussed here at least 10, 000 times are Thurs-Sat, with day times slower (20-30 girls) than nights (well over 70 depending on, well you know, how the karmic breezes are blowing. If you search Berlin Messe you can see when are the peak times. If you have some specific dates in mind, ask. As we say on dessous night, har du bra.
FlyByCable
04-28-14, 07:53
If you search Berlin Messe you can see when are the peak times. If you have some specific dates in mind, ask. As we say on dessous night, har du bra.Thank you for that Rocketboy.
Yes I was looking at the messe schedule and every week that I am free from work there is a 'messe'.
Next month I'm free from work at week 19 and 21 and in June I'm free from work at week 26.
I think "The man" up there is kidding me.
I was thinking to go there at some Thursday.
To come there at about 2-3pm and I guess leave around midnight.
TuffeUffe69
04-28-14, 10:51
Hi there,
I'm planning a trip to Artemis in beginning of May so I will probably be ther Tue-Wed 6-7th of May or 7-8th sam week. What is the best to choose from these dates in terms of available girls? I cannot be there on a the weekend!
My ideal girl is very slim and petite, appr 160 cm and 45 kg or a bit above. They can of course be a bit taller but very slim is a requirement. To put even more requirements on top of this it would of course be perfect if she has a firm ass and a beautiful face. If they are offering anal and CIM it's a plus.
What's your recommendations?
Hi there,
What's your recommendations?I don't know if they are still working, but if they are either Ivy or Fatima would be good options. Both tall, thin, beautiful girls.
Rocketboy0
04-28-14, 19:28
Thank you for that Rocketboy. Yes I was looking at the messe schedule and every week that I am free from work there is a 'messe'. I think "The man" up there is kidding me. I was thinking to go there at some Thursday a about 2-3pm and I guess leave around midnight.These are not big deals, more like mini-events. Plus I don't think the man up there is involved, more like the man down there. I would not worry about it. Just pace yourself as it will be a bit slow til 1800, and take your time. It will be kul. You might even bump into some countrymen, using their kroner to cure their boner, and escaping from the bizarre legal scene in olde Sverige.
Hi there,
I'm planning a trip to Artemis in beginning of May so I will probably be ther Tue-Wed 6-7th of May or 7-8th sam week. What is the best to choose from these dates in terms of available girls? I cannot be there on a the weekend!
My ideal girl is very slim and petite, appr 160 cm and 45 kg or a bit above. They can of course be a bit taller but very slim is a requirement. To put even more requirements on top of this it would of course be perfect if she has a firm ass and a beautiful face. If they are offering anal and CIM it's a plus.
What's your recommendations?Ciao.
Being th better than tue, the logical answer is 7/8th. Wed is a dessous tag day, I'll be up on that date too, very probably.
As Galaxy said, Ivy matches very well, same for Fatima. IMHO the first wins for the look, the second wins, hands down, for the service. But you will find other girls matching the profile and there's a big turnaround lately.
There's a beautiful Hungarian girl that matches the description, and her service was great, but can't remember her name, you can have a look at my older reports if you wish.
Have fun and report back.
Cheers.
Kimino
TuffeUffe69
04-28-14, 22:26
Ciao.
Being th better than tue, the logical answer is 7/8th. Wed is a dessous tag day, I'll be up on that date too, very probably.
As Galaxy said, Ivy matches very well, same for Fatima. IMHO the first wins for the look, the second wins, hands down, for the service. But you will find other girls matching the profile and there's a big turnaround lately.
There's a beautiful Hungarian girl that matches the description, and her service was great, but can't remember her name, you can have a look at my older reports if you wish.
Have fun and report back.
Cheers.
KiminoThanks guys. Then I will be there Wed / Tue and pass by RLD in Amsterdam on Tuesday.
Hi there,
I'm planning a trip to Artemis in beginning of May so I will probably be ther Tue-Wed 6-7th of May or 7-8th sam week. What is the best to choose from these dates in terms of available girls? I cannot be there on a the weekend!
My ideal girl is very slim and petite, appr 160 cm and 45 kg or a bit above. They can of course be a bit taller but very slim is a requirement. To put even more requirements on top of this it would of course be perfect if she has a firm ass and a beautiful face. If they are offering anal and CIM it's a plus.
What's your recommendations?Janita, who is called in Artemis Eva, will be for you very perfect I think.
This may not be totally fair but I was there last Tuesday and Wednesday at Artemis and spent my Friday and Saturday at GT. Though I did have a good time at Artemis, it does not even come close to GT in terms of line up, service, price, amenities (wifi) and food. If you are in Berlin go to Artemis at least one night but if you on an FKK tour and have a choice, go to GT.
Ciao.
Being th better than tue, the logical answer is 7/8th. Wed is a dessous tag day, I'll be up on that date too, very probably.
As Galaxy said, Ivy matches very well, same for Fatima. IMHO the first wins for the look, the second wins, hands down, for the service. But you will find other girls matching the profile and there's a big turnaround lately.
There's a beautiful Hungarian girl that matches the description, and her service was great, but can't remember her name, you can have a look at my older reports if you wish.
Have fun and report back.
Cheers.
KiminoHello Kimino and TuffeUffe69.
Kimino, I wonder if you were referring to Sharon (HUN). She is a really good kisser. The other girl I would recommend is Martina (BUL). This girl is a cutie. Should fit your bill. Both girls definitely offer up their assholes for you to plunder. Give them a spin!
FiddyCent
Hello Kimino and TuffeUffe69.
Kimino, I wonder if you were referring to Sharon (HUN). She is a really good kisser. The other girl I would recommend is Martina (BUL). This girl is a cutie.
FiddyCentSlim, petite, dark hair, pony tail, maybe green eyes. Don't remember if she is called Sharon.
+1 for Martina too.
Janita is for me the sexyest of the bunch but I don't think she fits the original prerequisites very closely. BTW, is she back? Hope so.
Talking about BG, also Sissy could match. We are talking about all the gems here, IMHO.
Kimino
Slim, petite, dark hair, pony tail, maybe green eyes. Don't remember if she is called Sharon.
+1 for Martina too.
Janita is for me the sexyest of the bunch but I don't think she fits the original prerequisites very closely. BTW, is she back? Hope so.
Talking about BG, also Sissy could match. We are talking about all the gems here, IMHO.
KiminoHello Kimino.
Sounds like there are plenty of options for our new friend TuffeUffe69. I would definitely like to return to Artemis soon to give your recommendations a try. For now, I'll just have to live with the good memories. Happy hunting!
FiddyCent
Hello Kimino.
Sounds like there are plenty of options for our new friend TuffeUffe69. I would definitely like to return to Artemis soon to give your recommendations a try. For now, I'll just have to live with the good memories. Happy hunting!
FiddyCentCiao FiddyCent.
I went back and checked, the girl I was thinking about was called Carry, not sure about the nationality at this point.
Cheers.
Kimino
TuffeUffe69
04-29-14, 07:14
Ciao FiddyCent.
I went back and checked, the girl I was thinking about was called Carry, not sure about the nationality at this point.
Cheers.
KiminoThanks guys, I will put her no my list. Actually I looked through your posts Kimino, but I didn't find that name. I guess you knew where to look.
Tuffeuffe
Ciao FiddyCent.
I went back and checked, the girl I was thinking about was called Carry, not sure about the nationality at this point.
Cheers.
KiminoHello Kimino.
I hope that she is still around when I get the opportunity to return to Artemis. Not for a while.
All the best!
FiddyCent
JohnBourne
04-29-14, 13:11
This may not be totally fair but I was there last Tuesday and Wednesday at Artemis and spent my Friday and Saturday at GT. Though I did have a good time at Artemis, it does not even come close to GT in terms of line up, service, price, amenities (wifi) and food. If you are in Berlin go to Artemis at least one night but if you on an FKK tour and have a choice, go to GT.GT you mean Golden Time sauna? Are the girls much prettier there? Because I saw some real stunners in Artemis. And what's the difference in service?
Thanks
Rocketboy0
04-29-14, 22:33
This may not be totally fair but I was there last Tuesday and Wednesday at Artemis and spent my Friday and Saturday at GT. Though I did have a good time at Artemis, it does not even come close to GT in terms of line up, service, price, amenities (wifi) and food..V- to say this could be unfair is to put it mildly. You were there on the slowest days in a holiday week in Berlin where the A team was at way less than 50% of normal. Last Fri and Sat, all back to full strength, same days you were at GT. I have been to GT maybe 4 times and while the grounds are sure nice (in dry summer weather) , with those funky log cabins, the line up has never impressed me. The pricing structure is better but then, you have to get and sleep near there, in the NL DE no-mans borderland. A bridge way too far (WWII buffs will appreciate that). I will stick with the A-Train.
Please let us not set off on another of our semi-annual quests on which is the most bestest Fkk. This is all a subjective taste thing, it changes all the time, and one man's ceiling is another man' floor. Just be where you are and enjoy.
V- to say this could be unfair is to put it mildly. You were there on the slowest days in a holiday week in Berlin where the A team was at way less than 50% of normal. Last Fri and Sat, all back to full strength, same days you were at GT. I have been to GT maybe 4 times and while the grounds are sure nice (in dry summer weather) , with those funky log cabins, the line up has never impressed me. The pricing structure is better but then, you have to get and sleep near there, in the NL DE no-mans borderland. A bridge way too far (WWII buffs will appreciate that). I will stick with the A-Train.
Please let us not set off on another of our semi-annual quests on which is the most bestest Fkk. This is all a subjective taste thing, it changes all the time, and one man's ceiling is another man' floor. Just be where you are and enjoy.I agree that it could be timing. That is part of the point of my post also and that is why I was specific about dates. It does come down to personal taste and choices. I have been to Artemis several times but I prefer GT and NRW area in general.
I did have one of the best massages ever from a stunner in Berlin but I will post that in the proper section.
Horatio Kane
04-30-14, 22:01
Hi guys.
I am in Berlin next week Thurs / Fri / Sat. Am planning on spending on afternoon in Artemis (evenings are already booked up). What is a good time to go (e. G. 1pm. 8pm) etc and what would be the pick of the days from Thurs through Sat?
Appreciate the help. Report will follow.
Regards.
HK
Rocketboy0
05-01-14, 08:18
Am planning on spending on afternoon in Artemis (evenings are already booked up). What is a good time to go (e. G. 1pm. 8pm) etc and what would be the pick of the days from Thurs through Sat?
HKNot that it takes much, but I am confused-your evenings are booked up but you can go at 8pm? Well without a doubt the optimal best moment is Thursday night. 8:23 PM.
Days are much slower though chilled out. More (perhaps double) options as of 730pm. Thurs kind of a full locals night. Fri-and especially Sat the weekend ferengie yabos descend so a more buzzed vibe. But in truth all 3 are good nights and team will vary a bit. Then of course, you will go once, and return the other 2 days. All the more reason to check it out on first day possible.
Am planning on visiting Artemis over the weekend. Would be great to meet up with fellow hobbyists and compare notes!
Also, if anyone has current recommendations that would be amazing!
Ill be there. PM me. In fact on the way there now as well.
Am planning on visiting Artemis over the weekend. Would be great to meet up with fellow hobbyists and compare notes!
Also, if anyone has current recommendations that would be amazing!
Once again visiting Artemis, this time only one night.
I went there it was Tuesday evening, around 21. 00.
I went to eat, and met there girl who said her name is Cindy. She was from Moldova or Romania. I think she said also some other name in the room.
She was slim girl and no silicone, she was not prettiest girl but I thought that why not start with her.
That was a big mistake, this girl does not belong to Artemis, her performance is so bad.
I was not in the strongest condition that night, too much work? I think I could have not succeeded to do her even if I would have been in good conditions. This girl's blowjob was so bad, and way she talk and her attitude. After five minutes I knew that this was waste of time and money and nothing is going to happen.
She told me that she has been working there two years, can it really be true? All this time and she is so bad in bed?
I went back to bar and thought that maybe I should just leave?
But after looking naked girls some time I started to get in mood again.
I saw a slim blond girl who looked like an angel, she was Isabella, I think from Romania?
I went with her and she made me believe in Artemis again.
Although I was still not in strongest state, her gentle BBBJ made my little brother alive.
And it was so exciting to watch her to blow me, with her angel face.
It was nice session, and I would very much like to see her again.
Some sleep and some sauna, and in latest hours I wanted to have one more girl.
I saw one Romanian girl that I had watch whole night. I asked her if she wanted to talk me while I drink one non alcoholic beer and then we go upstairs?
Answer was no, she told me to come to talk me only at the minute I want to go to room with her.
I can understand this attitude if there are many customers to hunt, but place was already empty and she was just talking with her colleagues. Too cold attitude for me, so I started to talk with Martina from Bulgaria, short girl.
She had nice personality, and although her ass was just a little big for my taste, she was so happy spirit that I did my last session with her.
She also knew how to take care of my still not well behaving member, and make it working. Nice girl.
That's all
Once again visiting Artemis, this time only one night.
I went there it was Tuesday evening, around 21. 00.
I went to eat, and met there girl who said her name is Cindy. She was from Moldova or Romania. I think she said also some other name in the room.
She was slim girl and no silicone, she was not prettiest girl but I thought that why not start with her.
That was a big mistake, this girl does not belong to Artemis, her performance is so bad.
I was not in the strongest condition that night, too much work? I think I could have not succeeded to do her even if I would have been in good conditions. This girl's blowjob was so bad, and way she talk and her attitude. After five minutes I knew that this was waste of time and money and nothing is going to happen.
She told me that she has been working there two years, can it really be true? All this time and she is so bad in bed?
I went back to bar and thought that maybe I should just leave?
But after looking naked girls some time I started to get in mood again.
I saw a slim blond girl who looked like an angel, she was Isabella, I think from Romania?
I went with her and she made me believe in Artemis again.
Although I was still not in strongest state, her gentle BBBJ made my little brother alive.
And it was so exciting to watch her to blow me, with her angel face.
It was nice session, and I would very much like to see her again.
Some sleep and some sauna, and in latest hours I wanted to have one more girl.
I saw one Romanian girl that I had watch whole night. I asked her if she wanted to talk me while I drink one non alcoholic beer and then we go upstairs?
Answer was no, she told me to come to talk me only at the minute I want to go to room with her.
I can understand this attitude if there are many customers to hunt, but place was already empty and she was just talking with her colleagues. Too cold attitude for me, so I started to talk with Martina from Bulgaria, short girl.
She had nice personality, and although her ass was just a little big for my taste, she was so happy spirit that I did my last session with her.
She also knew how to take care of my still not well behaving member, and make it working. Nice girl.
That's allHello Leblon.
+1 for Martina, the short Bulgarian girl. I did not find her ass that big, but then again, it has been a half a year since I saw her. I have not tried Isabella from Romania, but according to you she was OK. I have always been confused about this until I read the Wikipedia page on Moldavia. This is a region within Romania, not to be confused with the Republic of Moldova (bordering Romania and the Ukraine).
FiddyCent
A while back there was discussion of new FKK in berlin. Is that still coming along?
Thanks
New FKK Grand Plaza is opening Autumn this year in potsdam.
Horatio Kane
05-04-14, 15:16
Not that it takes much, but I am confused-your evenings are booked up but you can go at 8pm? Well without a doubt the optimal best moment is Thursday night. 8:23 PM.
Days are much slower though chilled out. More (perhaps double) options as of 730pm. Thurs kind of a full locals night. Fri-and especially Sat the weekend ferengie yabos descend so a more buzzed vibe. But in truth all 3 are good nights and team will vary a bit. Then of course, you will go once, and return the other 2 days. All the more reason to check it out on first day possible.Thank you RB. My original post didn't post correctly, it should have said best time 1pm to 8pm (ie Between 1pm and 8pm).
Will prob have a check out on Thursday. Can't wait.
JohnBourne
05-04-14, 17:41
I met with her last time during February, red hair German woman with lots of tattoos, very fit and fake breasts. I remember she had a tattoo right above her ass saying "puta".
And if you know her name, can you tell me a little bit about her?
Actually I looked through your posts Kimino, but I didn't find that name. I guess you knew where to look.
TuffeuffeCiao Tuffeuffe69, found the report, here it is:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1543321&highlight=carry#post1543321
Not much details and apparently she is Hungarian and not Bulgarian as I stated. But country of origin means absolutely nothing.
Cheers.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
05-04-14, 22:06
Thank you RB. My original post didn't post correctly, it should have said best time between 1pm and 8pm) Things will be slow til about 5pm, then start to pick up. If you can, you might consider (1) just hold your firepower a bit unless you find someone you really fancy as choices will improve as day goes on (2) if you really have to leave about 8pm, then decide by 5 if you want a 2nd or 3rd session, as by 730ish evening staff at almost full strength, and you might still go for a 2nd. If you could stretch the stay til 9pm, you'll at least see all the options by 8, and have time for an hour. While you can probably find someone you like during the day, there are only about 15-20 on vs over 70 towards evening.
To quote your namesake, the Ho Ratio will get a lot better over time. You can ask my esteemed colleague Kimino or his occasional wingman, Buck Rogers, who are masters of the long game. The point, as always, don't rush into something unless you feel the right vibe. We await your report.
I met with her last time during February, red hair German woman with lots of tattoos, very fit and fake breasts. I remember she had a tattoo right above her ass saying "puta".
And if you know her name, can you tell me a little bit about her?Search thread for "Zoe" or "Zoey", spelling varies. Her hair color varies, too. Sorry, got no own experiences.
JohnBourne
05-05-14, 02:10
Thanks man. Only found 3 reviews though.
Anyway, I would also like to warn all new people about a German woman named Pam, tall, fake titties, blonde, nice attitude, has kids. She was really nice and the sex was great. But it was only for 20mins and she charged me 160 euro, (60euro for 30min + 40euro for touching her breasts + 60euro for DATY). It was my last session so didn't want to argue with reception. However I was disturbed about the charging for DATY. I did that for her pleasure. Anyway I guess I need to be more clear before entering the room in the future.
I met with her last time during February, red hair German woman with lots of tattoos, very fit and fake breasts. I remember she had a tattoo right above her ass saying "puta".
And if you know her name, can you tell me a little bit about her?Yes, I think it's Zoe. But the forum doesn't permit searching for 3 letter keywords probably. The one I'm talking about has 2 guns tatoo around her pussy and normally does the day shift. Went with her once, had a good time but never repeated after that. For no particular reason, just didn't happen.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
05-05-14, 07:57
The one I'm talking about has 2 guns tatoo around her pussy and normally does the day shift. Went with her once, had a good time but never repeated after that. For no particular reason, just didn't happen.KiminoShe is indeed Zoe. She always leaves about 8pm. Been with her a few times and she is very nice, and a real pro. But that`s the problem for me- too professional, never really felt a spark. Similar to Brigitta (HU).hot women, very accommodating, but just somehow not there, no passion. For me, once you start feeling the lack of spark in the middle of things, the thrill is gone, you finish to accomplish the mission, hand over the Euros and smootch danke and basta. Better than an optifick for sure but always felt just empty afterwards. Plus all the painting and having 2 guns pointing at the old muschi surely says something, though not sure what. It is a bit off putting. For a while Z dyed her hair black and it was an improvement IMHO. But she has not been around for a while. Of course YMMV, but RB just focuses on the (increasingly) small number who really respond, where it is reciprocal and fun.
Member #4347
05-05-14, 09:39
I called her Szoey in the other forum to be sure there wouldn't be a problem with the search function. I have only had very positive experiences with her. She has such a great body, I love her smile and I was attracted to her very quickly after I saw her for the first time. Even though I turned her down two times because I was focused on other girls back then, she always smiled at me and said hi when she saw me but she never approached me again. That is one of the little things which might be insignificant to others but to me it says something about her and I like that. Months later after I had turned her down I finally approached her myself and took her to the room and it was a great time we had. Her performance was highly professional somewhere between a pornstar experience and GFE with DFK etc. But I got the feeling we had a good chemistry and there really is nothing I could complain about. What I really like is the way I can speak to her even when I don't book her sometimes she is open minded, funny and smart and knows how to handle me.
I once had a MMF threesome with her when I had brought one of my best friends and she was a great choice for that too.
On the other hand see RB's point and for me even all I said about her is positive, I don't think she will be more emotionally involved even if she likes someone. What turns me on is when I have some kind of development with a girl where she doesn't give such a great performance in the beginning but I somehow get the impression that it can get better and deeper on a personal level. So if the is a gorgeous girl and I feel there can be a connection then I am quite motivated to take it to the next level. But with Szoey it was great but somehow I am sure it won't get much better. However, I would still recommend her for all the reasons I earlier mentioned.
By the way, she looks much better being a redhead.
SuppenHuhn
05-05-14, 17:00
Thanks man. Only found 3 reviews though.
Anyway, I would also like to warn all new people about a German woman named Pam, tall, fake titties, blonde, nice attitude, has kids. She was really nice and the sex was great. But it was only for 20mins and she charged me 160 euro, (60euro for 30min + 40euro for touching her breasts + 60euro for DATY). It was my last session so didn't want to argue with reception. However I was disturbed about the charging for DATY. I did that for her pleasure. Anyway I guess I need to be more clear before entering the room in the future.You should have gone to reception. Thats pure "Abzocke". Did you do it?
Rocketboy0
05-05-14, 19:29
I would also like to warn all new people about a German woman named Pam, tall, fake titties, blonde, nice attitude, has kids. She was really nice and the sex was great. But it was only for 20mins and she charged me 160 euro, (60euro for 30min + 40euro for touching her breasts + 60euro for DATY).JB one of the worst rip offs I have heard. Sorry for you. You should not let this stand. If you ever go back ask at reception if she is there. If so you find her and quietly remind her off this and if she returns 100 Eur you will leave it at that. If not you explain you will go to management immediately. If she is not there then you go in any case and complain. Really just outrageous.
Rocketboy0
05-05-14, 19:44
I would also like to warn all new people about a German woman named Pam, tall, fake titties, blonde, nice attitude, has kids. She was really nice and the sex was great. But it was only for 20mins and she charged me 160 euro, (60euro for 30min + 40euro for touching her breasts + 60euro for DATY).JB one of the worst rip offs I have ever heard of. Sorry for you though as a reader of this forum surely you must have known how things should work????. You should not let this stand. If you ever go back ask at reception if she is there. If so you find her and quietly remind her off this and if she returns 100 Eur you will leave it at that. If not you explain you will go to management immediately. If she is not there then you go in any case and complain. Really just outrageous and not too late to do something about it.
Neutron Flux
05-05-14, 20:21
Anyway, I would also like to warn all new people about a German woman named Pam, tall, fake titties, blonde, nice attitude, has kids. She was really nice and the sex was great. But it was only for 20mins and she charged me 160 euro, (60euro for 30min + 40euro for touching her breasts + 60euro for DATY). It was my last session so didn't want to argue with reception. However I was disturbed about the charging for DATY. I did that for her pleasure. Anyway I guess I need to be more clear before entering the room in the future.Oh man, arguing with reception? 99 percent just a whisper of the word "reception" wouldve been enough for her to immediately reduce her bid by 100 euros. Probably did the 160 euros on purpose too, so she could claim that "it was a mistake", and that she really meant to say 60 euros. Sometimes you really need to learn the hard way. At least you found the courage and reported it here, so thats a first, albeit small, step in the right direction.
That really gives you an idea what some girls will do when they spot an easy target, and why some girls, particularly at tourist-heavy clubs like Artemis, are not much interested at all in going with regulars or locals.
JohnBourne
05-06-14, 01:01
JB one of the worst rip offs I have ever heard of. Sorry for you though as a reader of this forum surely you must have known how things should work????. You should not let this stand. If you ever go back ask at reception if she is there. If so you find her and quietly remind her off this and if she returns 100 Eur you will leave it at that. If not you explain you will go to management immediately. If she is not there then you go in any case and complain. Really just outrageous and not too late to do something about it.I really appreciate the advice. Thank you. It was my first time in the facility, however I was aware of that something was not right. And I did argue with her for a couple of mins and noticed that she wasn't going to change her mind anytime soon, so I payed her, only regretting that I could have tipped that money to the other performers who deserved it more. However I didn't know you could make complains, I thought surely the staff would be on her side.
But in case this would happen again, I can just talk to the woman at the reception, and will she make the final decision or will this get futher dragged with other staff members? And has it happened before leading to that the customer was right? If I go there next time, I will try to make a complaint, that was wrong of her to trick customers like that.
UltraHappy
05-06-14, 02:29
I really appreciate the advice. Thank you. It was my first time in the facility, however I was aware of that something was not right. And I did argue with her for a couple of mins and noticed that she wasn't going to change her mind anytime soon, so I payed her, only regretting that I could have tipped that money to the other performers who deserved it more. However I didn't know you could make complains, I thought surely the staff would be on her side.
But in case this would happen again, I can just talk to the woman at the reception, and will she make the final decision or will this get further dragged with other staff members? And has it happened before leading to that the customer was right? If I go there next time, I will try to make a complaint, that was wrong of her to trick customers like that."Reception" operates differently in different clubs. Sometimes Reception takes the girl's side, sometimes the customer's side. Depends on the Reception lady, the club, the customer, etc. Sometimes Reception just stands there and listens while the girl and customer argue until one of them tires and gives in. Sometimes Reception calls security over to encourage the customer to pay. Sometimes Reception tells the girl to buzz off.
Regardless of whether Reception takes your side or not, you must complain in this egregious situation where the girl is clearly in the wrong. Even if your complaint doesn't help you in this particular situation and you end up having to pay, your complaint will help protect the next customer from this girl's tactic since the girl will quickly get a bad reputation with Reception if she continues this tactic.
I can't comment on Reception at Artemis. Haven't been there yet.
Anyway, I would also like to warn all new people about a German woman named Pam, tall, fake titties, blonde, nice attitude.Ciao JB.
First of all, thanks for reporting this! I agree with the others that what you describe is absolutely off the wall. A girl can be sharky (that's part of the game) but this is stealing money from people. Stuff like this can kill the reputation of a club. And yes, If one is in the mood to, it's something to take at the reception and make a big fuss about.
Have bad memory for names and don't know if it's a new girl or what but this makes very little difference. Don't be too disappointed about this, next time someone will try to pull you this trick it's going to be a wee bit harder for sure.
Cheers.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
05-06-14, 06:54
I really appreciate the advice. Thank you. It was my first time in the facility, however I was aware of that something was not right.r I didn't know you could make complains, I thought surely the staff would be on her side. .I can just talk to the woman at the reception, and will she make the final decision or will this get futher dragged with other staff members? And has it happened before leading to that the customer was right?The staff is very reasonable. This is so clearly a violation of their pricing rules they would have done something on the spot and this Pam would have been in the deep doo. They would have pulled in the House Dame or Veronika who handle these things but it would have been discrete. Normally these scenes are due to the men trying to underpay but I know at times management has definitely intervened on the side of the customer. That won't be a problem.
It may be more difficult now that time has passed but you could argue it was your first time, you only realised what a rip off it was after talking to senior local regulars. However, I could imagine they call her out, but then she just denies she ever did it and as there are no witnesses, it`s her word against yours. Had you done this with her before you paid, it never would have happened. Now she could claim you are just trying to extort money. But I would still try it and see what happens. Worst is nothing happens but at least you have made a complaint so that she is on notice, they will watch her for sure, and hopefully it never happens again. Whenever you go there next, raise the issue-ideally first quietly with Pam if she is there (you could even call ahead to see if she is on that day) , otherwise just make the complaint. But don't just do nothing-you have really been screwed (ha ha). To be fair, I have to say this kind of Predator behaviour, or at least to this degree, is really really rare at the Liebe Bahnhoff precisely because management does watch these things.
FlyByCable
05-06-14, 08:26
How is it to go to Artemis at German holidays?
I was thinking Thursday 29th of May. (Christi Himmelfahrt)
A lot more customers than usual such days? Many girls?
Member #4347
05-06-14, 13:08
Thanks man. Only found 3 reviews though.
Anyway, I would also like to warn all new people about a German woman named Pam, tall, fake titties, blonde, nice attitude, has kids. She was really nice and the sex was great. But it was only for 20mins and she charged me 160 euro, (60euro for 30min + 40euro for touching her breasts + 60euro for DATY). It was my last session so didn't want to argue with reception. However I was disturbed about the charging for DATY. I did that for her pleasure. Anyway I guess I need to be more clear before entering the room in the future.If she was clearly in her thirties or older it might have been Pamela from Poland. She fits the description. But I have not heard of her doing such a thing and I would not want to point the finger at anyone if I am not sure. If you don't find a German Pam then you should ask if Pamela is there to see if its her. I agree with most that has been said here so of course you should complain about that to the reception. Even if it is difficult days or weeks after the deed is done it would surely make you feel better and she might think twice doing anything like this again.
Whatever you decide to do, I am sure you will be more aware of those things in the future and I hope you will have better experiences.
Rocketboy0
05-06-14, 19:15
If she was clearly in her thirties or older it might have been Pamela from Poland.Pam (POL) has very distinctive blond hair, about shoulder length, with that odd processing thing so it has millions of tiny frizzy waves (no idea what this is called, perhaps some fashionista can help out). Kimino also knows her, but he has a giant tatoo on his head that says "Seriously Experienced FKK Professor" so she would never try to mess with him.
So J Bourne
Now that the entire Forum has your back, is this her, or is she of another, more Teutonic variety?
Another thought - you mentioned in your original post, she has kids. If they were also in the room with you, then the fee is not so outrageous.
JohnBourne
05-06-14, 19:44
Pam (POL) has very distinctive blond hair, about shoulder length, with that odd processing thing so it has millions of tiny waves (no idea what this is called, perhaps some fashionista can help out). Kimino also knows her, but he has a giant tatou on his head that says "seriously experienced veteran" so she would never try to mess with him.
So J Bourne
Now that the entire Forum has your back, is this her, or is she of another, more Teutonic variety?She told me she was from Germany, mid 30's, never mentioned Poland to me. Blonde hair, shoulder length, and yes I agree about the millions of tiny waves. Had some color tattoo around her side belly, or could be her hips. Can't really remember the motiv, could be some flowers. She had operated her breasts, ok size. I would say she was around 172-176cms. She also had some distinctive small holes between her front teeth.
She had a quite gigglish happy attitude, and acted quite shy and reserved, but wasn't afraid of sharing personal stories. She was quite opened in that way, when we spoke before the session, she mentioned that she was embarrassed about showing up in her son's soccer games, because all the parents would look at her. She told me about her website, but I forgot the url. That's all I remember.
She was quite nice that's why it struck me after the session when she mentioned what the pricing would be, she told me that was her pricing, and it was different from the other girls.
If I would see her again, I would remember her, and I will try to have a discreet conversation with her.
Kimino also knows her, but he has a giant tatoo on his head that says "Seriously Experienced FKK Professor"Sure, sure. The girls treat me like a stupid cash dispenser. LOL.
Kimino
JohnBourne
05-06-14, 19:53
Pam (POL) has very distinctive blond hair, about shoulder length, with that odd processing thing so it has millions of tiny frizzy waves (no idea what this is called, perhaps some fashionista can help out). Kimino also knows her, but he has a giant tatoo on his head that says "Seriously Experienced FKK Professor" so she would never try to mess with him.
So J Bourne
Now that the entire Forum has your back, is this her, or is she of another, more Teutonic variety?
Another thought. You mentioned in your original post, she has kids. If they were also in the room with you, then the fee is not so outrageous.Haha that cracked me up. Because that was my last session of the evening, that could have been a possibility that I might have missed them in the room.
My honest opinion though. I really thought she was a pro performer, because she had that stripper aesthetics with abs stronger than mine, and therefore her pricing would vary. She also told me I had a great anal penis, it took me 2 days to realize. That it wasn't a compliment.
JohnBourne
05-06-14, 20:08
Ciao JB.
First of all, thanks for reporting this! I agree with the others that what you describe is absolutely off the wall. A girl can be sharky (that's part of the game) but this is stealing money from people. Stuff like this can kill the reputation of a club. And yes, If one is in the mood to, it's something to take at the reception and make a big fuss about.
Have bad memory for names and don't know if it's a new girl or what but this makes very little difference. Don't be too disappointed about this, next time someone will try to pull you this trick it's going to be a wee bit harder for sure.
Cheers.
KiminoThank you Kimono.
Yes I agree with you, I appreciate all the warm responses, you guys are really nice. I hope to meet one of you in summer for my next visit. I am sure we could share a couple of laughs and ponder about the meaning of life.
Rocketboy0
05-06-14, 20:09
Sure, sure. The girls treat me like a stupid cash dispenser. LOL.KiminoWell more like a love dispenser.
But-now you say the new Polish girl, aka Pam, is actually called Sandra-so the mystery only deepens. There is Pamela, big tall girl, with long hair and some lazy curls who has been at the A for ages-very hard to believe she would have done what Boy Bourne said. Would be kind of a shocker if true. You can sort of see Pamela from the Art's website-but no Sandra pix.
I think we need to get Diplomat and you together, which as luck would have it, might just be tomorrow Wed D Day. Diplomat we would PM you but it won't work until you are a senior member, so you have been invited here. And if J B is around, we have a formidable complaint team.
Hello again, gentlemen!
Looking at the pictures of the girls at the Artemis website, and some recent reports at this forum, I'm very interested in meeting Debby, Aliv, Candy, Fatima, Holly, Nina (2) (from CZ) and Avril (RO) when I will go to Artemis later this month. Does anyone know if either of these girls is normally present these days. And do you have any good or bad experiences with either of them recently?
I would be very tempted to try a threesome with some or these girls. And anyone they would like to play with. Does anyone have any recent experiences in such a regard with either of them?
Well more like a love dispenser.
But-now you say the new Polish girl, aka Pam, is actually called Sandra-so the mystery only deepens. There is Pamela, big tall girl, with long hair and some lazy curls who has been at the A for ages-very hard to believe she would have done what Boy Bourne said. Would be kind of a shocker if true. You can sort of see Pamela from the Art's website-but no Sandra pix.The name Pam rings no bells. But Sandra, Polish, I met about a month or so when she just came in with her Bosnian friend. Had good time with her and will repeat.
Would be nice if Diplomat joined in. Other 2 Isgers will be there too for sure so it could be fun. If also the berlin weather was good.
See you tomorrow!
Kimino
Dear all,
I am a newbie in this forum. Actually, I just wonder that is it safe for Asian people to go to the club. Are there many Asian customer in Artemis. I am going to Berlin from middle of May. Is there any body want to join?
Thanks all.
Loco Tonto
05-07-14, 05:34
Dear all,
I am a newbie in this forum. Actually, I just wonder that is it safe for Asian people to go to the club. Are there many Asian customer in Artemis. I am going to Berlin from middle of May. Is there any body want to join?
Thanks all.Yes, no problems for Asians in FKKs, at least that I have seen for other Asians, and experienced. Some of the girls really like Asians in fact. Pen, Thai (although that day she told me she was from Malaysia) , once saw me in the upstairs Kino, came over, crawled on top of me and just "Eskimo kiss"ed (as she called it) me continuously for about half an hour. When I jokingly asked if she did that with all the punters, she shook her head, and said she came over because "you seem like a really nice guy".
And if I do not remember incorrectly, one of the seniors once wrote about witnessing a troupe of Filipinos who were hanging out on the stairway being picked off by a couple of the blonde girls "like seals by a shark", one by one. I'm not sure who had the better time.
Actually, I just wonder that is it safe for Asian people to go to the club.Place is safe for everybody. You'll find some people from Asia there, too. Some girls, Bohemian Nicole as an example, are specialized in asian costumers. Don't worry.
Member #4347
05-07-14, 14:28
Thanks for the invite RB. Sadly I won't be able to be there today and most likely I will be there again in a week or two not ealier. I am sure we will find a way to contact each other when the time has come.
About the Pam / Sandra thing I believe the only way to identify the girl who cheated JohnBourne will be him identifying her when he sees her again.
I am well aware I am just a new member here and I am not the guy to patronize anybody but I would kindly ask everyone not to reveal stories or details about the girls personal lives or families. If somebody cheats you then complain about it here or there but this has nothing to do with personal information. I try not to reveal much about my personal life to the girls (or anyone else for that matter) but if they choose to do so I would of course not speak about that to anyone let alone publishing it in an internet forum open to the whole world. I don't know if there are clear rules about such an indiscretion here but in my opinion there should be.
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