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When I was in Artemis recently, I was surprised by the number of girls who offered anal as an extra. In Goldentime, Vienna, only something like 25% of girls would at most, at Artemis I felt like it was an option with 80% of girls.
Is in similar in the Hesse FKKs as well, like Oase, Palace, Mainhatten and Sharks?You say the same for Acapulco.
I was in both a lot of time months ago but I found only a few that offered anal. Things have changed so fast in both clubs?
I wasn't in Artemis from 4 months.
Someone know if Fernanda and his twin still works there?
I wasn't in Artemis from 4 months. Someone know if Fernanda and his twin still works there?AFAIK they both left Artemis.
Rocketboy0
06-29-14, 19:25
Someone know if Fernanda and his twin still works there?They left to get a sex change operation.
Anyone know if Marta (Latvia) still work at Artemis. She is tall. Slim. Long black hair and was there in the afternoon until 8:00 in the evening
I ask also if are there in Artemis new debutant 18+.
I wasn't in Artemis from 4 months.
Someone know if Fernanda and his twin still works there?I occasionally hear from them, they are not working the clubs any more, and only very intermittently work for a short weekend in some upscale Berlin hotel.
Nedsprofhlp
07-03-14, 09:07
Thanks to all in the forum who have contributed, your reports made my last trip so much better. Here is my payback.
Was in Berlin for one day last Thursday, so decided to stay nearby at the Hotel Kronprinz. Is a very nice place too nice, really, considering that it was only a place to crash for the night. But only a 5 min walk to Artemis, so very convenient. Made it into the club at 5 PM, just before the football match between the USA and Germany. Great. I'm probably the only American around. But while they watched the match (and the German players scored on the field), I scored in the club!
I always have a plan when I go to a FKK, and it lasts about five minutes. This time I went into the lounge and I was accosted by a blonde Hungarian named Anneta. If I had not heard about her on this site, I probably would not have gone with her, because she really is not my type. Her face is cute but I usually don't go with blondes. However, after having read about her on the site, I decided what the hell? Besides, she was cracking me up with her sexy alluring way of trying to attract my attention. Sha has real tits that are very nice and a nice ass as well; I would call her face GND cute at best. We decided to go to the kino, where we started making out and then she started an excellent BBBJ. Pretty soon, we need to get a room. And then the action started, and it was very very nice. Goal! I recommend her.
After some time to get a bit refreshed, I ran into Antonia (Poland) long dark hair almost to her ass, nice real see-cup tits and a sweet ass. I would say her face is very pretty, but she might not stick out in in the crowd that exists at Artemis. I had read good things about her here and I could tell she was a sweetheart. When I ran into her I was not yet ready to go to the Zimmer but I told her that I would try to grab her soon as I was. Luckily when I was ready, she was available. She was ok with chilling out on couch for a while, while I drank coffee and we talked. She seemed reluctant to kiss in lounge but she really warmed up in the room. It was so good that I extended to an hour. Long DATY, great BBBJ, 69, real GFE. Many positions tried but had to give it up in K9. Then we did some mutual backrub. Very sweet girl. Was well worth the time to warm her up. Probably the best session I had that night.
After that, I had to the buffet and got some dinner. I also explored the outside area, which was not available or ready the last time I was there about two years ago. What a difference it makes hanging by the pool was great! And so is the sauna. It is a great thing to go to Artemis in the summer! (anyway, by now some of you are thinking come on, get back to the girls!
My next discovery was Lorena from Colombia. Early 30's but perfect body. I ran into her in the pool area, and we started talking. She was a little older than I had intended to see, but it just felt right. Sometimes you just have to go with it. In the room she gave me a great massage. Then the flip and a great BBBJ ensued. DFK and some hot groping led to 69. Spent a great hour with her. The sex lasted quite a while. At one point when we were in lazy dog, she wanted me to keep going and going until she came (its like she was using me! LOL), and when she did come, she came hard. WOW! Then took a little time til I could return the favor, but she worked that great ass of hers and the rest was history.
By this point I was about ready to leave. But I just couldn't tear myself away. I thought I would maybe try one of the many opti-fucks I'd seen parading around. I know it sounds strange but I find that an interesting way to end a night. I mean, some of these girls are so beautiful, there is no way you could have any of them for half an hour at anywhere near that price anywhere else in the world, right? So even if its not at all GFE, who cares? I'the already had my GFE for the night. So I perched myself on one of the back cushions in the lounge and just watched for a while to see what interested me. Had to say no to a few but then along came Na-ida from Bosnia. She was much more the GND type than opti. Very pretty with long curly brown hair, nice ass, real tits. I told her that I did not have the energy, but she said she could get me going again, and I decided to let her test it out. She was better than expected in the room, light kissing becoming DFK. One slightly strange thing is that if your face gets too close to her nose she has problems breathing through it, at least that is how she explained it. But except for that, gave a very good experience. She allowed DATY although did not seem overly moved by it, but she may be just quiet. Gave a great BBBJ as promised and the sex was fairly good but she cannot do doggy for long. But highly recommended. I did not see a report on this one from last 3 months so maybe this is a new one. She said she's only been there a few months. I do recommend. A very sweet girl and I think could become a regular once you learn her foibles.
By now I am completely drained of fluidity, both financially and biologically. It was just before midnight when I left, and the punters were lined up out the door! WTF?? I guess all the football matches were over then and they were ready to do some scoring themselves. Was glad I was leaving.
Aaaah, I don't know whether I am glad I don't live in Germany (as I would be broke) or I am jealous of those who do, but the FKK experience is still a unique one that I always treasure. Good hunting, fellow mongers!
RempNobbes
07-03-14, 22:15
Thanks to all in the forum who have contributed, your reports made my last trip so much better. Here is my payback.
Was in Berlin for one day last Thursday, so decided to stay nearby at the Hotel Kronprinz. Is a very nice place too nice, really, considering that it was only a place to crash for the night. But only a 5 min walk to Artemis, so very convenient. Made it into the club at 5 PM, just before the football match between the USA and Germany. Great. I'm probably the only American around. But while they watched the match (and the German players scored on the field), I scored in the club!
I always have a plan when I go to a FKK, and it lasts about five minutes. This time I went into the lounge and I was accosted by a blonde Hungarian named Anneta. If I had not heard about her on this site, I probably would not have gone with her, because she really is not my type. Her face is cute but I usually don't go with blondes. However, after having read about her on the site, I decided what the hell? Besides, she was cracking me up with her sexy alluring way of trying to attract my attention. Sha has real tits that are very nice and a nice ass as well; I would call her face GND cute at best. We decided to go to the kino, where we started making out and then she started an excellent BBBJ. Pretty soon, we need to get a room. And then the action started, and it was very very nice. Goal! I recommend her.
After some time to get a bit refreshed, I ran into Antonia (Poland) long dark hair almost to her ass, nice real see-cup tits and a sweet ass. I would say her face is very pretty, but she might not stick out in in the crowd that exists at Artemis. I had read good things about her here and I could tell she was a sweetheart. When I ran into her I was not yet ready to go to the Zimmer but I told her that I would try to grab her soon as I was. Luckily when I was ready, she was available. She was ok with chilling out on couch for a while, while I drank coffee and we talked. She seemed reluctant to kiss in lounge but she really warmed up in the room. It was so good that I extended to an hour. Long DATY, great BBBJ, 69, real GFE. Many positions tried but had to give it up in K9. Then we did some mutual backrub. Very sweet girl. Was well worth the time to warm her up. Probably the best session I had that night.
After that, I had to the buffet and got some dinner. I also explored the outside area, which was not available or ready the last time I was there about two years ago. What a difference it makes hanging by the pool was great! And so is the sauna. It is a great thing to go to Artemis in the summer! (anyway, by now some of you are thinking come on, get back to the girls!
My next discovery was Lorena from Colombia. Early 30's but perfect body. I ran into her in the pool area, and we started talking. She was a little older than I had intended to see, but it just felt right. Sometimes you just have to go with it. In the room she gave me a great massage. Then the flip and a great BBBJ ensued. DFK and some hot groping led to 69. Spent a great hour with her. The sex lasted quite a while. At one point when we were in lazy dog, she wanted me to keep going and going until she came (its like she was using me! LOL), and when she did come, she came hard. WOW! Then took a little time til I could return the favor, but she worked that great ass of hers and the rest was history.
By this point I was about ready to leave. But I just couldn't tear myself away. I thought I would maybe try one of the many opti-fucks I'd seen parading around. I know it sounds strange but I find that an interesting way to end a night. I mean, some of these girls are so beautiful, there is no way you could have any of them for half an hour at anywhere near that price anywhere else in the world, right? So even if its not at all GFE, who cares? I'the already had my GFE for the night. So I perched myself on one of the back cushions in the lounge and just watched for a while to see what interested me. Had to say no to a few but then along came Na-ida from Bosnia. She was much more the GND type than opti. Very pretty with long curly brown hair, nice ass, real tits. I told her that I did not have the energy, but she said she could get me going again, and I decided to let her test it out. She was better than expected in the room, light kissing becoming DFK. One slightly strange thing is that if your face gets too close to her nose she has problems breathing through it, at least that is how she explained it. But except for that, gave a very good experience. She allowed DATY although did not seem overly moved by it, but she may be just quiet. Gave a great BBBJ as promised and the sex was fairly good but she cannot do doggy for long. But highly recommended. I did not see a report on this one from last 3 months so maybe this is a new one. She said she's only been there a few months. I do recommend. A very sweet girl and I think could become a regular once you learn her foibles.
By now I am completely drained of fluidity, both financially and biologically. It was just before midnight when I left, and the punters were lined up out the door! WTF?? I guess all the football matches were over then and they were ready to do some scoring themselves. Was glad I was leaving.
Aaaah, I don't know whether I am glad I don't live in Germany (as I would be broke) or I am jealous of those who do, but the FKK experience is still a unique one that I always treasure. Good hunting, fellow mongers!Thank you very much for your interesting report. Unfortunately we missed us that day. I was one who sat there and watched the game. Had no eyes for the girls then. But before and after and I must really say here, I had Anetta also again and it is never a lost. As you mentioned, she is falling under the category MILF but doing a great job. Not forget to mention her blue eyes and fabulous angel face. Yes, her tits are natural and such nice grown tits to touch is no more regular that times. Most all silicon.
I need to taste one time Antonia from Poland. I spoke many times with her but never made it. As I am living in Germany I would have enough more times to start up.
The new sauna outside with the great window facing to the pool is a nice point to observe mostly during nighttime some couple action in the whirl pool or on a sun bed. Very interesting observing I made there.
I will be around in Artemis following weekend. Please post me if you want to chat and see. So far and waiting for the next game, Germany against France with cheers from RM.
RempNobbes
07-04-14, 12:24
Someone around Artemis next days? Please PM. If Germany is loosing the game I will have some extra goals with Anetta and other girls. Cheers. The weather is perfect and outdoor activities are in work.
Someone around Artemis next days? Please PM. If Germany is loosing the game I will have some extra goals with Anetta and other girls. Cheers. The weather is perfect and outdoor activities are in work.You will have fun. Been there yesterday all day. Bunch on new german girls came in, some very very young. Spent an hour with one of them. Henriette from Koln. 20 yrs. Wears a short dress and a flower in her hair, brown hair. 3/4 days in the house. Highly recommended.
Thanks RB for suggesting Vegas. Tall, short blonde hair. Big implants. Lots of tatoos, a cross on the left side of the chest. Blue eyes. Pornstar look. Extended session also with her, worth every minute. Will repeat. German / Russian.
About the free beer thing. Probably was obvious to everybody but not to me. BTW I'm not a beer fan. The free beer thing is not throughout all day but only when (read while) german is playing. During the game, that's it. Not sure about the intervals. LOL.
Cheers.
She doesn't work at Artemis any more and its quite unlikely she will return.
She was for sure both a very attractive woman and a great performer and I hope she is well.Alas, from what my sources told me after a recent visit, that is not the case. Sounded like some legal trouble. Such a shame, hope it's cleared up by now.
I will be at The A. On Thursday with a bit of luck. Has anyone seen the following recently:
Avril.
Amalia.
Samira.
Thank you.
I will be at The A. On Thursday with a bit of luck. Has anyone seen the following recently: Avril. Amalia. Samira. Thank you.Avril and Amalia still there. GSG up on Nika almost completely absent at the moment. But, you know: things will change day by day. Remember Fashion Week may cause some crowd next week.
Member #4347
07-06-14, 17:02
Avril and Amalia still there. GSG up on Nika almost completely absent at the moment. But, you know: things will change day by day. Remember Fashion Week may cause some crowd next week.Nika, Nadja and Jana have been there on Friday night and I believe I saw Jara too a few days ago. But I am sure Pharisaer is right about the Line up during Fashion Week.
so i've been mongering for years in different countries but i'the never done a fkk club and i wanted to. encouraged by some great help from finnish fucker (thanks) i got myself to artemis in berlin. one of, if not the biggest fkk clubs in germany. i'the read several of the fkk forums before going, and some of the icebear forums (names for guys who go to fkk clubs) but i decided it might be useful for anyone using the fkk forums to get some first time tips on on "what happens" and "what's different" in a fkk club. so here goes:
1. i didn't get why in the forums lots of guys say they arrive at these clubs just after lunch and stay until after midnight. i now do. the beauty of these clubs is that there are facilities you really do use other than just taking in the sights of 80-100 naked women. honestly! you'll read about them here.
2. plucked up the courage, got myself in a taxi and arrived at artemis on a saturday around 4 pm. reception: walked in, greeted by clothed receptionist but immediately noticed two stunning naked women wondering through the reception area. both 9/10. neither approached or spoke to me. receptionist takes my 80 (i believe it is less than this in the clubs outside of berlin) which she says buys me food, soft drinks (hot or cold), access to all areas of the club but no sex. she calmly tells me its 60 for each 30 minutes with a girl in the room so 120 for an hour and so on. she hands me a long brown robe and puts on a wristband a bit like you get in a nightclub. this is so you can leave the club and re-enter later without paying the entrance fee again. finally, you get a locker key which you also wear on your wrist.
3. up to the lockers on the next floor past another 4 fully naked beauties. clothes off and into locker. quick shower and into the robe. but dilemma boxers on or off? i decide on off what the hell.! splash of after shave and nervously out after collecting some silly but compulsory pink (yes pink) plastic wet shoes like pool shoes. do i put money in the robe pockets or not? i ask one guy getting ready and he says no leave everything in the locker so i take his advice.
4. decide not to go straight to bar. go downstairs to check the place out. romanesque theιcor. lots of naked girls at the top of the stairs and surrounding the indoor lovely pool big enough to swim in properly. male professional masseur is giving a girl a massage on a massage table at the side of the pool. two saunas at poolside. one steam room and one (proper) turkish hammam but scrub is extra 60 by same male masseur so i skip. bar at end of the pool area serves only soft drinks but has a huge tv screen with a number of guys (all in the same brown robes) at the bar watching the world cup surrounded by lovely naked, or lingerie clad (but not covering tits or pussy) girls.
5. go to gym area terrific fully equipped gym. next to it two sunbeds (euros to operate). then next to that the kino cinema showing continual porn. i go in and immediately see three guys all leaning back, watching porn, naked, beers in hand, with three lovely blondes on their knees giving them blow jobs. amazing! i decide not to stay. i return to the gym, work out for 30 minutes (yes in the bloody brown robe! off to shower at poolside. whilst in shower a naked iranian stunner (10.10 if not better) called alina asks if i'the like her to join me and give me a rub. she is so stunning that i ask how much. free if you then take me to the room she says. as i am sweaty from the gym i politely decline but tell her i'll see her in the bar. she smiles, slaps my naked butt, winks and walks off fully naked as all the girls are.
6. out of shower, new robe, and up to main bar. i go and ask for a beer and barmaid (dressed) asks for a plastic token. i tell her i don't understand. she explains that alcoholic drinks can only be paid for with these tokens which cost 10 each at reception. so back there to purchase a few, passing more and more naked beauties as i go.
7. back to bar, beer in hand and the lounge is a sight to behold. i've been to scandalo malaga, lady marmalade in london and vive in madrid but i've never seen a sight like this literally 60+ lovely women, either fully naked or in lingerie which cannot cover breasts or fanny. whilst in most other types of clubs girls range in attractiveness i just could not get over the quality in this club. 7/10 meant the girl was below average. at least 50% of the girls were at least 9/10 and many complete miss world type stunners with incredible bodies. lots of silicone tits (but that doesn't bother me), lots of large breasted natural women, most slim, only one girl in the whole club i'the have rated lower than 5/10. amazing. as i'm at the bar several speak to me but it's not the heavy approached you get in other clubs. being surrounded by some many naked lovelies has a downside i develop an involuntary boner at the bar, which is pushing against the robe and several girls notice, bawl laughing and seek to grab a hold! off to the locker room boxers on!
8. decide not to partake straight away. off through the wonderful lounge where girls are splayed out on sofas (naked), some have butts in the air with pussy on show, guys lounging around in robes many with girls draped on them teasing. it was just amazing.
9. through lounge into food area. forums suggest the food is poor. i disagree. 4 really good choices, self-service, have as much as you want. i get a plate full and take it and my beer outside to the outdoor pool. it was a hot day. sun shining and there are about 15 naked lovely sunbathing around the pool and several in the hottub. i eat the food, back to bar, another beer and am joined by the stunning hungarian lorine. dark hair and body to die for. i confirm it's my first time. she asks if i want to take her to the room. i say i do but i want an hour not 30 minutes. great she says in which case do i want to have some time together first? i ask how much, she laughs, tells me it's all included, but that if a blow job or hand job starts downstairs, or by the pool or in the cinema the hour time starts then. she tells me she is not a clock watcher if i spend good money with her she won't be bothered about the clock. we go out to the outdoor pool. i buy her a vodka coke same price for the girls drink as mine and we both get naked on the sun loungers. i cannot believe it. there are other guys about. and i'm no showoff normally but this just seems natural. i am not getting my kit off because i am well endowed i'm not i'm just normal but i soon have a complete boner as she is rubbing suntan lotion everywhere. an hour later after swimming together, sunbathing, a couple of beers and a nice poolside massage she says it's time to go to the room.
10. we have an hour in the room, all services on offer but cim and anal are 50 extra. i decline both. bbbj is included in the going rate. same price for every girl in the club. they pay the same 80 to get into the club each day and they are then independent they don't share their earnings at all with the club so they will negotiate but cannot charge more than the standard rate. so negotiation is discounts for longer time but she made no attempt to upsell and indeed none of the 4 girls i had over 2 days did.
11. at the end of the hour i ask how much as i'm expecting to pay for the first hour by the pool etc. she says one hour is 120. i ask about the hour by the pool (fool but i felt bad and it was fabulous) she says if i want to give her a tip that is up to me but it is optional. she escorts me to the gents locker room, naked, where she is stood surrounded by about 8 guys all getting dressed or undressed, i go to my locker and get my cash and pay her. this is standard but if you want to take money in your robe it's up to you. i give her 50 tip and she is pleased, smiles, kisses the cheek and is gone.
12. into the pool bar area to recover. loads of guys watching the next footy match. i join them. on guy at the side interrupts the footy when the two girls wanking him off get him there and he lets out a moan. what was unreal is that nobody really stopped to watch them (the outer areas of the bar are darker), and though it was obvious this was happening people just carried on watching the game! a very attractive polish girl, pamela, sidles up to me, asks if i'the like the same as the guy who just popped, and i tell her that politely i'm watching the game for now.
13. several girls are at the bar in towels covering up all. this means they are not available to work right now. they are really friendly, chat about the game, the club and one gives me a flash of her tits saying that they should be mine later! at half time, jump into sauna, 10 minutes, out, shower, robe back on and back to the game. a stunning brunette from moldova, ina, predicts the score. we disagree on it and she offers me a bet. if she is right, i go to the room after the game with her for one hour. if i get it right it's 30 minutes for only 30 (half price). great deal. i accept. we shake on it (hands! she spends the whole of the second half running her long nails up the inside of my thighs and onto the balls and i frankly don't care what the score is. neither of us has the score right. i am bursting so off we go. but she takes my into the kino. gets me in the seat, watching the porn, and gets on her knees and commences very slow but amazing bbbj. she is deliberately making it last. when i get close, she stops, takes me upstairs to the room, takes the tie of the robe, ties my hands to the bedpost and finishes the bbbj. which she makes last about another 20 minutes. down to the locker room, she says with the kino and the room it should be 60. i agree and tip her 20 for the brilliant service and we had much longer than 30 minutes. never come across a lack of upselling like this.
14. i'm not that young. 2 pops in a day is a minor miracle for me! but i just didn't want to leave! it's such a fantastic experience. i go to the bar, get another beer, lay down on one of the loungers in the main bar area and watch the professional (dressed at first) lap dancers (who are not available as wgs). several girls approach me but i explain i think i'm done for the day. two hotties from romania (both blonde cannot remember second girls name but first was claudia) lie either side of me, naked and put their hands inside the robe and start playing. it's a quiet corner and nobody is really taking notice. i try to explain that i'm done. they ask me if they get another pop out of me if i will buy them both a drink at the bar normal prices. i'm thinking they'll deserve that if they get an erection out of me! nearly half an hour later, with one of the dfk me for ages, and the other having got junior out and hammering him, i give way. third pop in the space of about 5 hours last time i did that england did well in a world cup!
15. i decide i want some air. go to the food bar, small further dish of lovely grub, take it outside to pool area, watch the sun go down, get a coffee and vow that this will not be my last visit to a fkk club. it was just incredible.
16. returned the next day. fewer girls on a sunday but still a great selection. had more food, sauna, steam, no workout!, drinks, sport, even treated myself to the massage (which was great) and one pop only with a german stunner called ingrid who in heels must have been 6' 6". she was great, bit mechanical but had a great hour. hung around again for a bit, couple of beers, watched some action and then left.
fkk clubs are, imho, the best way to have fun with stunning young girls that i've come across anywhere in the world. if you've never done it try it. it's not a mass orgy. they guys are all normal. i didn't see one arnie lookalike. there were fat and thin guys, black and white, asian and eastern europeans. they are from 20 years old (yes) to 80. the girls are top drawer. the facilities and the chance to mingle, chill, relax, sunbathe and watch porn with some gorgeous women will not be forgotten easily. i shall definitely be back at artemis and will now certainly sample other fkk clubs in germany.
Third pop in the space of about 5 hours last time I did that England did well in a World Cup!LOL. Had a good laugh. Side question: when you took the taxi, did you just say "Artemis"? Or what did you tell the cab driver?
I will be in Berlin later this month and plan on going to Artemis at least once but I have an important question (don't call seeing an answer to it anywhere here). Sessions are half hr long and end as soon as you pop. The thing is, I'm in my early early 20's and I pop VERY quick. Like record time (not proud of it of course but it is what it is). Would the ladies let me stay for a second round without having to pay again in such case? Or would that have to be discussed with the lady? If not, I guess there would not be much value in it for me.
Sorry if the answer is obvious but I'm a total noob and have never been to Germany or an FKK before.
10. We have an hour in the room, all services on offer but CIM and Anal are 50 extra. I decline both. BBBJ is included in the going rate. Same price for every girl in the Club. They pay the same 80 to get into the club each day and they are then independent they don't share their earnings at all with the club so they will negotiate but cannot charge more than the standard rate. So negotiation is discounts for longer time but she made no attempt to upsell and indeed none of the 4 girls I had over 2 days did.Hello Payforit.
You would actually need to pay and extra 100 for anal.
FiddyCent.
Side question: when you took the taxi, did you just say "Artemis"? Or what did you tell the cab driver?Don't worry, cab driver will know. Nevertheless it's a good idea keeping the street address in your mind. Some drivers may suggest another brothel, because some brothels pay commission. Artemis doesn't. Just refuse that suggestion.
I will be in Berlin later this month and plan on going to Artemis at least once but I have an important question (don't call seeing an answer to it anywhere here). Sessions are half hr long and end as soon as you pop.Half hour session ends after 30 minutes. Earlier, if you both agree to leave. If you cum after 10 minutes, you've got 20 minutes left for cuddling, petting, chatting, whatever. But note: You're not allowed to cum twice in half hour sessions (AFAIK it's no written rule, but I think it's usually business there. Sorry, I'm not a regular.).
How incredibly honest! Congratulations on that! Sorry but short answer from me is that I don't know. My guess is that if in the bar you asked the question and explained you will pop early but want to see if you can repeat inside the 30 minutes the girls will still want you in the room so will say yes. But I'd see what other more experienced members of this forum. Who have been to FKK more than me provide as answers. Enjoy!!
On the taxi query. Just say Club Artemis in Charottenburg. They all know it well. Some will tell you it isn't the best club and there are better. On my first night I fell for this and told the guy to take me where he knew. It was a nightmare bordello somewhere in Berlin with 5 ladies over 40 none of whom were above 3/10 so I got one drink and left. Just ask for Artemis. They'll know it. Have a great time and report back on your two pops question so others can benefit from your experience. Which of course is precisely the purpose of the forum.
LOL. Had a good laugh. Side question: when you took the taxi, did you just say "Artemis"? Or what did you tell the cab driver?
I will be in Berlin later this month and plan on going to Artemis at least once but I have an important question (don't call seeing an answer to it anywhere here). Sessions are half hr long and end as soon as you pop. The thing is, I'm in my early early 20's and I pop VERY quick. Like record time (not proud of it of course but it is what it is). Would the ladies let me stay for a second round without having to pay again in such case? Or would that have to be discussed with the lady? If not, I guess there would not be much value in it for me.
Sorry if the answer is obvious but I'm a total noob and have never been to Germany or an FKK before.
Thanks for the correction FiddyCent. As indicated I didn't partake in this. Not my thing. But useful for other punters to know that this is so much more expensive in case they want it. If I've got anything else wrong please don't be shy to make corrections. It's a learning experience for all. I bow to others who are more experienced at this than me. What I would quite like to know, from those with such experience, is what differences there are between Artemis and the Clubs in Frankfurt and elsewhere. I went to Art because it was easiest to get to logistically with flights etc. Getting to Frankfurt is 4 hours plus from Berlin by train and I didn't fancy driving. I'm an experienced driver in several countries but Berlin requires real road experience from what I saw. I'd like to know if the other clubs have the same quality, facilities and if those on here who have been to both Artemis and other clubs have a preference. Cheers
Hello Payforit.
You would actually need to pay and extra 100 for anal.
FiddyCent..
Rocketboy0
07-08-14, 16:37
I went to Art because it was easiest to get to logistically with flights etc. Getting to Frankfurt is 4 hours plus from Berlin by train and I didn't fancy driving. I'm an experienced driver in several countries but Berlin requires real road experience from what I saw. I'd like to know if the other clubs have the same quality, facilities and if those on here who have been to both Artemis and other clubs have a preference. Cheers Nice report you wrote through the eyes of a first timer. I forget that initial rush feeling.
No idea what you mean by driving. Berlin itself and the drive to Frankfurt quite easy to do (you just stay on the right side of the roads).
On the rest. It is all super subjective, it changes all the time, and is also partly a function of your taste in women. If you read the other FRA FKK threads you can get a sense of the current mood. Unlike some, I have always enjoyed the Palace, food better, facilities in some ways nicer, some pretty hot women as long as you handle some of their upselling, just no out door pool scene. Sharks in nearby Darmstadt gets good reviews. Oase seems to have lost its game a bit, despite new facilities. World-too far out for me. Mainhattan a little too young and E Eur. But everyone is different and there is only one way to find out. Berlin a nicer city to spend some days in but FRA has these 5 clubs so lots to do. If you were to visit them all, hiring a car might well be useful even though public transport it good. Would save some time.
Nice report you wrote through the eyes of a first timer. I forget that initial rush feeling.
No idea what you mean by driving. Berlin itself and the drive to Frankfurt quite easy to do (you just stay on the right side of the roads).
On the rest. It is all super subjective, it changes all the time, and is also partly a function of your taste in women. If you read the other FRA FKK threads you can get a sense of the current mood. Unlike some, I have always enjoyed the Palace, food better, facilities in some ways nicer, some pretty hot women as long as you handle some of their upselling, just no out door pool scene. Sharks in nearby Darmstadt gets good reviews. Oase seems to have lost its game a bit, despite new facilities. World-too far out for me. Mainhattan a little too young and E Eur. But everyone is different and there is only one way to find out. Berlin a nicer city to spend some days in but FRA has these 5 clubs so lots to do. If you were to visit them all, hiring a car might well be useful even though public transport it good. Would save some time.Thanks for the responses from several experienced members. Sounds like FFK clubs in Frankfurt are unmissable. With Sharks and Palace topping the list of favourites.
Will give them a shot and report back in due course. Cheers.
BackinBerlin
07-09-14, 12:26
Hello everyone!
I'm going to visit Artemis for the second time un my life. First one was so good, I have to try it again.
I have a question and was hoping someone here can help me out: I'm going to be in Berlin from a Sunday afternoon to Tuesday afternoon. Since this is in the beginning of August I was wondering which would be the best day to go (best meaning when there are more girls?) Some say Sundays are quiet, other say Mondays, and on top of that is summer.
Thanks in advance for any reply.
Cheers!
Rocketboy0
07-10-14, 02:05
: I'm going to be in Berlin from a Sunday afternoon to Tuesday afternoon. Since this is in the beginning of August I was wondering which would be the best day to go (best meaning when there are more girls?) Some say Sundays are quiet, other say Mondays, and on top of that is summer. Thanks in advance for any reply.Cheers!Yogi Bera, old US NY Yankee baseballer once said "the future isn't what it used to be".
It is quite simply impossible to say. Really ever. It is summer, it will be slower than normal, but could be good enough. Surely you will find 4-5 candidates. All things being equal, Thurs-Sat the busiest, so if you really want full choices. Shift your travel dates. And even better to mid or end August. Alternative is to just either call them each day and ask who of your favorites is there. Or most realistically, just show up and see how the karmic breezes are blowing, and lounge in the pool til 730pm when full shift is on.
BackinBerlin
07-10-14, 11:41
Yogi Bera, old US NY Yankee baseballer once said "the future isn't what it used to be".
It is quite simply impossible to say. Really ever. It is summer, it will be slower than normal, but could be good enough. Surely you will find 4-5 candidates. All things being equal, Thurs-Sat the busiest, so if you really want full choices. Shift your travel dates. And even better to mid or end August. Alternative is to just either call them each day and ask who of your favorites is there. Or most realistically, just show up and see how the karmic breezes are blowing, and lounge in the pool til 730pm when full shift is on.Thanks for your answer Rocketboy.
I think at the end of the day the question is: If you have to choose between sun (after 16 hrs) -Mon. (all day) -Tues. (until 15 hrs) in the beginning of August, what day would you choose?
I understand is a matter of taste-luck-karmic breezes. Just curious about what the others would do in this situation. And there's no way I can change my travelling dates / hours.
Cheers!
Are these actual or recent Artemis girls?
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/girls/?langswitch_lang=en
Some of these women would be $500-$2500/ hour in NYC or LA!
I am a bit jaded form fake pics on Escort sites here in USA. So sorry for obvious question.
I need to take a drink!
Rocketboy0
07-11-14, 02:10
Are these actual or recent Artemis girls?Some of these women would be $500-$2500/ hour in NYC or LA!Yep- real or recently real. USA prices are a travesty. You can do the math and see how quickly a trip to das Pussyland could pay for itself.
You also see what a sane attitude toward sex does in creating reasonable markets. The indispensable nation could learn a few things. Maybe this is why they are spying in Berlin. In fact a not trivial amount of Amurka's problems are somehow connected to its sexual attitudes with all that frustration having nowhere to go but twisted politics.
Rocketboy0
07-11-14, 02:17
The question is: If you have to choose between sun (after 16 hrs) -Mon. (all day) -Tues. (until 15 hrs) in the beginning of August, what day would you choose?Cheers!It really is a coin toss so if you want some answer, go Sunday, see how it is and then you also have the option if it is really great or not so of going again Monday. Monday, you can always scape up the extra Euros by e.g. sleeping and eating at Artemis - which would easily cover an additional admission price. You could store luggage in their bathrobe room - many have.
You could vaguely make an argument that some girls who had a long Saturday night might want a day off, and that could tip it to Monday. But these girls are superhos and just seem to keep turnin. I have been surprised how many just get a few hours sleep and then back to the chain gang. Sunday a day when some pensioners get in for 1/2 price and it is very chilled. But a fair number of the A team can be there because it is so relaxed. Who knows really how it will be but going later in the afternoon seems a good plan. Monday will also be dead til mid afternoon. Tues sounds like not a good option as it will be quiet (10-20 girls) til when you leave.
BackinBerlin
07-11-14, 08:32
Are these actual or recent Artemis girls?
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/girls/?langswitch_lang=en
Some of these women would be $500-$2500/ hour in NYC or LA!
I am a bit jaded form fake pics on Escort sites here in USA. So sorry for obvious question.
I need to take a drink!Yes they are. I was in a similar position before I went to Artemis for the first time. Then, when I arrived there, I was still paying for my entrance when I saw two girls naked by the stairs. In my not-so-demanding scale, both were 9/10. And as I went into the bar and other premises, more and more appeared. It was filled with these beautiful women, and at least I couldn't believe my eyes at first. You can easily spend a day there just looking at them walking around, shaking their stuff, chatting and giggling. Awesome place I tell you.
Cheers
BackinBerlin
07-11-14, 08:35
It really is a coin toss so if you want some answer, go Sunday, see how it is and then you also have the option if it is really great or not so of going again Monday. Monday, you can always scape up the extra Euros by e.g. sleeping and eating at Artemis - which would easily cover an additional admission price. You could store luggage in their bathrobe room - many have.
You could vaguely make an argument that some girls who had a long Saturday night might want a day off, and that could tip it to Monday. But these girls are superhos and just seem to keep turnin. I have been surprised how many just get a few hours sleep and then back to the chain gang. Sunday a day when some pensioners get in for 1/2 price and it is very chilled. But a fair number of the A team can be there because it is so relaxed. Who knows really how it will be but going later in the afternoon seems a good plan. Monday will also be dead til mid afternoon. Tues sounds like not a good option as it will be quiet (10-20 girls) til when you leave.Once again, thanks four your comprehensive answer.
I'll see what's the situation and decide whether is Sunday or Monday. At this point, Monday seems a better option for me but lets see.
If anyone feels to chip in in this issue, please do. Xps are alwasy welcome!
Cheers
10th July.
I arrived in Berlin. It was hot and sunny. After checking into my hotel I headed for the A. I hit the club around 14.00, this is a lot earlier than my usual start time but with fashion week on I wasn't sure what the crowd would be like.
My concern was not well founded as the club was very quiet when I arrived. Maybe 20 women and 15 guys. The girls I recognised were Nina, Jenna, Jayna (Iranian girl, not sure if I'm spelling her name correctly) and Funya from Turkey.
I drifted around for a while and took some sun by the pool before my first session. I looked for Nina but couldn't find her so I decided to take a new girl over the jumps.
Carolina from Latvia
I met Carolina at the circular couches at the bottom of the stairs. She's a tall girl with long dark hair, a very pretty smile and big ass. Despite a nice chat before we went upstairs this session didn't really go well. No chemistry in the room and I couldn't get fully hard, even the site of her big, beautiful ass couldn't get me over the edge. Not her fault. But I won't repeat. 6/10.
I rested for a while, took a sauna and smoked some cigarettes before I went looking for session number two. Again I couldn't find Nina! I started to think I was destined to miss her on this visit. In the bar I got talking to Jana who told me she is from Germany. Quick conversation and upstairs.
Jana from Germany
She's a tall, thin girl with lovely blonde hair and blue eyes. She has some text tattoos on her inner arm.
After a disappointing first session this was a lot of fun. Slow kissing to start, then a top class blow job. After the condom went on the fun really started. Her pussy was INSANELY tight. There was no way I way going to last long so I pounded away until I finished with an amazing orgasm. A fantastic session and she is on my possible repeat list. 8/10.
I was wiped out for a while. It was almost 17.00 and the club wasn't as busy as I thought it would be.
I had a massage downstairs and after paying the guy I bumped into Nina outside the kino. Finally! After a brief chat we took a seat in the kino.
Nina from Czech
We started in the kino with some long, passionate kissing before she slid my robe open and started on my cock. She knelt on the floor and proceeded to give me one of the best blow jobs of my life. After a few minutes of this we headed to one of the curtained rooms.
Inside the room she started blowing me again except this time she was deep throating me. Absolute heaven. I had to stop her several times and we took a little break before the condom went on. When we started to fuck all I could do was marvel at how good she was. After multiple positions I finished in doggie and I'd say my screams were heard the length of the wellness area.
A perfect session with an absolute superstar. Next time I'm at the Artemis I could easily spend the whole day with Nina. 10/10.
I was wiped out for a couple of hours so I took more sun before seeking my next target. I had a look for some of top girls, Amalia or Avril but there was no sign of them. In the bar I met one of my favourite girls, Alisha from Hungary and we soon headed upstairs.
Alisha from Hungary
I've had multiple sessions with Alisha over the years. She can be a little cold but her perfect face and body do it for me every time.
Standard suck and fuck to start. I asked her did she still do anal and she replied she did. So after a change of condom she slowly eased my cock into her incredible ass. I'm not a massive fan of anal sex but Alisha's ass is a treasure. After several position we switched to doggie and for a small girl her bum can take a serious pounding. The site of my cock sliding in and out of her wonderful ass will stay with me for a longtime.
Incredible session that doesn't score 10/10 because she doesn't kiss. An almost certain repeat. 9/10.
It was almost 21.00 now and the main room was quite busy but still no wait for a room. I was undecided on one more session so I hung out for a while enjoying the sites.
I saw one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen leave the upstairs kino and my mind was made up. Small talk then upstairs.
Irene from Moldova
Picture Natalie Dormer with blonde hair and massive tits and you're picturing Irene. She is truly stunning.
The session wasn't great and she's a bit of an opti but had a delightful pussy and screamed like a banshee getting fucked. No complaints but probably a one off. 7. 5/10.
Some final thoughts. The outdoor space is truly fantastic. Lounging by the pool with a procession of naked women going by is an incredible experience and it's nice to get outdoors. On the other hand the smoke situation in the main bar is getting ridiculous. I smoke myself so I'm part of the problem but having the doors closed at both ends really ads to the problem. There was a couple of times I had to take of my glasses because I thought they were fogged up but it was the thick smoke that made the visibility so bad.
That small complaint aside I had one of my best ever days at the Artemis.
Thanks for reading.
PussyLiccker
07-13-14, 06:08
Major sausage fest last night. No memorable sessions. My impressions is predominantly Rom / Mod / Bul girls. I was hoping for some hot Germans. Didn't see any. A frequenter told me there are a group of German girls, but no show.
I think 20% Germans is an overstatement. I would say the worst line-up compared to my previous visits. I expected more from the only club in Berlin. If I could do this again, I would have just stayed in Hessen or NRW. Could be a bad day, but it's hard to imagine significantly better line-up based what I saw.As some of you all know, I took a Saturday trip to Art end of May, and the line-up didn't turn out to be what I expected. For that day, there was a big German soccer match, and the place was a sausage fest with I'm assuming not the typical Saturday Line-Up?
Questions:
Was that day, just not a typically line-up? What percentage of typical maximum line-up was there would you guys estimate?
Is there a reason why the German gang wasn't there? Did they expect a sausage fest and therefore didn't show up? Some girls take stress of so much men.
Are all Saturdays full of men like that day or much lower? What kind of days create sausage fest atmosphere? Anything on the calendar to avoid this?
Which is the best day for miximum line-up middle of the week from Monday. Thursday?
What part of the year does Art have maximum girls?
When do Art get influx of new girls? What percentage of girls change at times, and how often?
Rocketboy0
07-13-14, 16:47
As some of you all know, I took a Saturday trip to Art end of May, and the line-up didn't turn out to be what I expected.
Was that day, just not a typically line-up? What percentage of typical maximum line-up was there would you guys estimate?PL you are a senior member so I am more than a bit surprised you think all these questions actually have answers. They don't. Things just go as they go. you asked if there was a reason the "German gang" was not there when you were. Yes indeed there was a reason; they were were not there. They may well have been Friday and just want a weekend off. I actually have come to think Thursday and Friday nights are the best.
Having said that, obviously the line-up is thinner and or different during holiday periods (as I wrote when you posted back in May, you chose a bad day). I am sure many regulars remember that day in May, and the percentage of "maximum line up", which we all know was 76.837%. :rolleyes:
Vaguely, girls saving up money for those peak holiday periods, during Autumn and Spring, the odds are better of a fuller line up. The power days. Thurs-Sat apply anytime.
There has been an increase in our Italian brothers Saturday night presence, whether this is due to decline in the reputation of Oase or just flight prices who can say. Holiday tracking means being aware of what other countries are up to, not just the Berlin schedules. The really mega peak times during the large Messe's (eg the September IFA) are a challenge - crowds are bad but choices good - the trick is to go earlier in the afternoon. Messe schedules on the web and really all this has been discussed numerous times, as in RTFF. Even I said some time back what I will now say yet again.
What you seem to forget is a lot of this is just a taste & chemistry thing and those forces will be at work regardless of when you are there. Look at some recent glowing newbie reports. And this whole business is just not like some BMW production line. There are just unpredictable ups and downs. Of course everyone wants to maximize their experience, especially when travel expenses are involved. But at the end of the day it all all just risky business, with luck, biology and psychology involved. When you enter those doors at reception, you have to play with the hand your are dealt. Still compare the odds at A with those of a typical bar or supermarket.
So first just always do your homework on schedules, keep expectations in check (and check out the private local apartment bordellos), and roll with it.
PussyLiccker
07-13-14, 18:40
RB0, very informative, and the percentage, the precision. :D That's what I was looking for.
Thanks for taking the time for putting out the info. Like you say, I don't travel there often and trying to control all the variables I can control after what happened back in May.
I am considering taking a trip to Berlin at the end of next month during the week (Sunday to Wednesday) instead of the weekend (Thursday to Saturday) due to it fitting better with my new job as well as plane tickets.
But how is the difference in line up from a weekend to a weekday? I've heard some girls only work in weekends. Juliette told me she only worked weekends for one (please correct me if you have spotted her on a weekday).
Is every girl at Artemis taking a day or two off during the weekdays? And how are the numbers in the 2 periods? Can I expect an 80% show up ratio in the weekdays compared to the weekend?
Rocketboy0
07-15-14, 16:02
1/ Is every girl at Artemis taking a day or two off during the weekdays? 2/ Can I expect an 80% showup ratio in the weekdays compared to the weekend?1/ No -it varies all over the place. Line up will also be different as it is still sort of summer, though you are getting close to the mega Messe of the IFA (5-10 Sept).
2/ No (it will vary but could be 50-70% Really impossible to say. If you are keen on some particular bed buddies, best is to ring ahead and ask.
As has been said 1000 times, Mon-Thurs, the private apt bordellos lineups are are strong; Thurs. Sat are the A power nights.
getting close to the mega Messe of the IFA (5-10 Sept).I was there last year during the period of IFA. The line up is solid, but Artemis get really packed both with clients and girls. And this is not just usual busy day level packed.
Plus even though line up was rather solid, obviously there are much more clients than girls, so it was hard to take even few minutes to choose the girl because some other client will make quick decision of taking her and of course there were big queue for room once you get up there.
So unless you really like mayhem level packed atmosphere, I would avoid IFA season. I mean the club get really so packed, after 8 PM, it was rather uncomfortable to stay.
Hi all,
I just discovered I will be making a trip to Berlin from Jul 30 - Aug 1. Of course I will visit Artemis which will be my first visit in nearly 2 years. I have been several times in the past and wanted to check to see if my favorite girls might still be working there. One is Nina which of course I see several comments on so I assume she is still there. For people who are more regular what about Sheenya and Carla. I see both of their pictures are still on the website but haven't seen any recent comments. Are they both still working there? I know there might be more than 1 Carla but I mean the one with'see' rather than K. She is taller with short brown hair at least 2 years ago so might have different hair now.
A separate question. I noticed there is Messe Kreativ-Treff overlapping this time. Will Artemis be more crowded during this Messe like IFA. Would I be better to avoid Berlin and head to Frankfurt and maybe Oase during this time?
Thanks for any help!
BB.
Last month I was in Artemis and it was such a GREAT experience that when the new places fall short on expectations raised by Artemis, I feel little disappointed.
All the girls seemed nice and friendly. None of the 4, I enjoyed were sharks. All one need to do is to control the urge to go with first nude girl that comes to talk to you or smiles at you.
Know what you want, politely ask the girl if she offers it. If not then tell her she is a beautiful girl but you can't go without what you want. There are plenty of girls and one will find several of his taste. I enjoy kissing and lot of girls don't do it. However I found the perfect 4 who not only enjoyed kissing but offered OWO too.
Relax, talk to girls and go with the one you are comfortable with. Girls stopping you at pathways / stairs and asking you to join, take your time to decide as sometimes little Johnny would desperately like to enter any hole.
Good luck.
For people who are more regular what about Sheenya and Carla.Both of them frequently there.
A separate question. I noticed there is Messe Kreativ-Treff overlapping this time. Will Artemis be more crowded during this Messe like IFA. Would I be better to avoid Berlin and head to Frankfurt and maybe Oase during this time?IMHO no significant influence on Artemis business. Just calm summer nights.
Ciao boys!
Anyone spotted Enriette (very young girl from koln that arrived at the club about 3/4 weeks ago, think she told me she wouldn't be there for long...) and / or Vegas, this week? Any info on the genral lineup of these days? Might be up next week.
Bye.
Kimino.
Anyone spotted Enriette (very young girl from koln that arrived at the club about 3/4 weeks ago, think she told me she wouldn't be there for long...) and / or Vegas, this week? Any info on the genral lineup of these days? Didn't spot Vegas, maybe she has left for now, maybe she had her day off. I've been told she was there last weekend. The other girl I don't know. - Just an average summer lineup.
Didn't spot Vegas, maybe she has left for now, maybe she had her day off. I've been told she was there last weekend. The other girl I don't know. - Just an average summer lineup.Ok.
Thanks Pharisaer.
Cheers.
Kimino.
I had a day of relaxing on Saturday saving up some energy to go Artemis, and on Sunday I arrived there at around 2 pm.
Went in, and immediately thought the place looked very nice. As some has written before, beauties in the hallway by the reception is a nice first impression.
This time, I took my time before choosing a lady. I went around and checked the place out. Turning down any offer in the hall ways. After the walkabout sat down in a sofa in the bar area and had a coke. Several ladies asked if they could come and sit and being determined to be patient I said no. But at some point you have to take the plunge. So a girl was standing close by, I noticed she had quite big natural breasts (not enormous but big and not droopy either). She asks if she can sit and I say yes. We talk a bit, her name is Jaylan (something like that), she is iranian but born and raised in Berlin she said. I ask her about kissing and such, she says since I am young she will do kissing. This works for me.
So we go up, get into the room and she says the price and the extras and ask if I want them. She asks how long I want, I say let just look at the clock now and then we look when we are done but usually that I do one hour. She says that is fine and down to business. We kiss a bit to set the mood, then over to BBBJ and then she goes on top with CG and RCG. We go over to doggy for a bit. She asks after a while if I want more BJ. Which I say yes to, and then I ask for 69 and this is fine. During 69 I get her to orgasm, she then asks if I want to go back to some fucking and I do and we go for doggy. She is making some really great noises and I can feel that I am close so I get motivated and go a bit harder and then I pop. We take a look at the clock, and about 40-45 minutes have passed and we start chatting a bit. She is quite fun to talk too (when she came, she said she should be paying me), I mentioned I had been in Amsterdam and she tells me a story of how her ex was taking her on a nice vacation and he takes her to Amsterdam and drags her from Coffeeshop to Coffeshop. All the while she keeps telling him she doesn't want to go to a fucking coffee shop.
I was very happy with the choice and said to her that I might want to repeat later on when I have saved up some energy. So I relaxed a bit and after maybe an hour or so I was ready for another session. Went to the bar and sat around. I saw her walking around looking for someone, later I saw her return with an older gentleman. So figured I would try someone else. And then I see this drop-dead-gorgeous girl. And I immediately try to get her attention, she comes over. And we talk a bit. Don't remember her name, but she had brown hair, great body and a tattoo on her left thigh. Damn she was sexy, I ask if she kisses and she says no. I was devastated, and I said that its kind of important to me and she understood and went on. Don't think she had much problem finding another gentleman! I immediately thought how dumb am I to say no because she does not kiss. Oh well. If I see her again, I think I will forego the kissing and give her a go.
Only 2 minutes later this cute Polish girls comes and talks to me. She had such a nice presence, she had a nice genuine smile and just seemed all around very positive. She always smiled all the time. So we talk, I think her name was Gabriella (but can't be sure, can't find her on the artemis site). She was from Krakow, she was 26 with brown hair, cute face and a nice body. She sits and talks, I ask if she does kissing. She laughs and says yes like its a given. So I say maybe we should find a room and she agrees. We go in, money talk, I say we will probably need an hour. This is fine she says. We start with kissing, and she is a good kisser. Mixes between tongue teasing, light kissing and DFK. She then turns to give a BJ, and I ask for 69. She likes the idea. I go at it the same way as with the previous one and after a bit she turns around giving up the BJ and sits the other way over my face and tells me to go on.
I continue with the DATY and she starts grasping at the curtain while leaning over and pressing herself down making some nice noises. She orgasms, gives me some paper to wipe my now very wet face, gives me a deep kiss and goes back to a bit BJ before we start with her on top doing CG. Asks if I want to try another position, she lays on her back and puts her legs over my shoulders and we go at it for a while. We change to doggy after a while. I get a bit tired and she asks if I want more BJ. I say yes and it goes on. I ask for some more sex, she says yes and goes out to get more condoms. Comes back and we go for normal position and while going at it she gets really into, opening up wider and taking a good hold around me. After a bit she comes and we change positions. She laughs and says now I have to come to. A bit of doggy and I finally popped. She says that we should go get some food as the bbq is already underway. She did not look at the clock at all during our session and just said the 120 euros, we went and ate some food and talked a bit. She then headed inside. She asked if I was coming to Artemis again before I left Berlin and I said I was considering Tuesday. I asked if she was here then and she said she thought so and if I do go and see her I will definitely repeat.
So after a few hours of relaxation I was going to try for my third session. I know now, that 2 should do it for me. Anyway I went with a girl from Moldova called Bea, she had a very nice body and face. She also said she kissed, but we did not kiss that much during session. But we did go for 69 as that had been such a success that day. She also stopped her BJ and then she told me to go down on her. I did and she came. I am cutting this one a bit short as it was a lot of BJ and pussy play and I had trouble coming. After almost 2 hours I finally popped, she went down and took it in her mouth. I had not said ok to this, but at that point I did not care. I was just happy to finally pop. I would have liked to have had a session that wasn't my third with her. She was nice, but a bit distant. Service was good and she really did put in a very good effort and it paid off in the end.
I might go back on Tuesday, we will see. Think maybe I have to try and be a bit conservative with the money, would be a max of two sessions if I went. Maybe save up and come back late fall or early new year. Artemis for me, was the best club. There was not really any upsell, the girls did not ask for any tips and were kind and respectful.
Neutron Flux
07-24-14, 01:39
Any info on the genral lineup of these days? Might be up next week.
Bye.
Kimino.Was there on Friday like two weeks ago. Personally I found the lineup to be not great. Many longtimers, but not exactly those I wanted to see. Frankenstein-Barbie now has dark hair, if you're into that, haha.
However, can recommend newish German Mariella, blonde-brunette, tall, b to c cups, she was a lot of fun, quite hot too. Not the slimmest though, for the army of skinny lovers on here, LOL.
However, can recommend newish German Mariella, blonde-brunette, tall, b to c cups, she was a lot of fun, quite hot too. Not the slimmest though, for the army of skinny lovers on here, LOL.Not all new. Maybe YMMV. - By the way: Natasha just arrived Wednesday. Vegas still absent.
Quite calm day yesterday. Many girls missing, some new ones but in general a decent lineup. Some of my favs present so, yeah, a nice day.
Tried a couple of new girls. Michelle, member of GSG. Been a while I wanted to try her but was reluctant as she was hanging around all the time in the GSG group. Says half german, half colombian. Short brownish hair. Been at Artemis for quite a long time now. Session was decent, immediate upselling. Can't say the service was not ok but a bit of a mood breaker. Won't repeat. This just reinforces my feelings on the group. Nuff said.
The star of my day was Elena. New girl, 2 days in the house, was told she was working in Mainhattan (FRA). Bulgarian, 20 yrs old, beautiful blue eyes, long blonde straight hair, nice body, kind of a barbie. No tatoos at all, no piercing, no implants. Spent an hour with her, probably a wee bit more. Extremely sweet, kisses deeply. If you like deepthoat, she's your girl, if you don't like it, well, you better tell her because she started that way with me and went on for 20 minutes, great. She is very young still very passionate and responsive. Does anal. Highly recommended, will repeat. Actually I was going to repeat a few hours after, but then spotted Sissy and a couple others so changed my plans.
Say bye bye to Room 3, they are building a lift that will go through that room. Apparenty it's to help the workers send up and down towels and other material. "Dj" missing and music was low and shitty, at least for my tastes. Side note, I would have paid any money to fuck one of the dancers that were there last night. LOL.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Buck Rogers
07-26-14, 09:41
The star of my day was Elena. New girl, 2 days in the house, was told she was working in Mainhattan (FRA). Bulgarian, 20 yrs old, beautiful blue eyes, long blonde straight hair, nice body, kind of a barbie. No tatoos at all, no piercing, no implants. Spent an hour with her, probably a wee bit more. Extremely sweet, kisses deeply. If you like deepthoat, she's your girl, if you don't like it, well, you better tell her because she started that way with me and went on for 20 minutes, great. She is very young still very passionate and responsive. Does anal. Highly recommended, will repeat. Actually I was going to repeat a few hours after, but then spotted Sissy and a couple others so changed my plans.
Confirmed, deepthroat included, kind of the very pretty next door girl nobody has. Very solar girl, smiling all the time. Just want to add she might be there 3 weeks or so, so the special offer is limited.
In July / summer vacation time more girls are away but IMHO there is a higher chance to find new girls, especially young ones, and maybe some gems in the midst. So a mix of still present favourites plus some new fresh girls might be the perfect mix for a beautiful day.
Buck
The star of my day was Elena. New girl, 2 days in the house, was told she was working in Mainhattan (FRA). Bulgarian, 20 yrs old, beautiful blue eyes, long blonde straight hair, nice body, kind of a barbie. No tatoos at all, no piercing, no implants. Spent an hour with her, probably a wee bit more. Extremely sweet, kisses deeply. If you like deepthoat, she's your girl, if you don't like it, well, you better tell her because she started that way with me and went on for 20 minutes, great. She is very young still very passionate and responsive. Does anal. Highly recommended, will repeat. Actually I was going to repeat a few hours after, but then spotted Sissy and a couple others so changed my plans.Sounds like the blonde Elena that was in World in mid-June. 20 years, Bulgarian and with one parent from Serbia. She was amazing in the room, DFK, ball licking and smiling all the time. She was not in World in July so maybe on a temporary visit to Berlin?
and with one parent from Serbia. This rings a bell. I talked about Serbia with one girl. Must be her. A gem.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Both of them frequently there.Thanks for the info Pharisaer. I'll be at Artemis Wed-Fri nights this week and really hoping Nina, Sheenya, and Carla are there and not on holiday. The new Elena also sounds interesting so might have to look for her also.
Does anyone have other recommendations for girls that provide good DFK and BBBJ?
Thanks!
Kimino-san, these are all very good points. But regardless of the language, the essential problem remains: who's list can we trust? McCarthy's? Schindler's? Letterman's? Spock's? Styles'?
Remember the ancient Cuntfucian saying: One man's shark is another man's blowfish. And one man's performer is another man's piranha.
Just make sure if you are packing a list, you bring it on a clipboard and wear an accountant's visor to complete the look. Shock and awe.
Somebody shake me, but isn't Ye Olde Fick Fabrik supposed to just be fun?To a certain extent it is true, but then there are consistent sharks, who have multiple reports on this forum. Those are the ones to avoid. In my excel sheet, I had four colors. RED Absolutely avoid, ORANGE Maybe, GREEN Good, DARK GREEN Excellent. These were in proportion to the reports here. So a girl with multiple bad reports would be RED, and one, with multiple good reports would be DARK GREEN. I always tried to go with the DARK GREEN ones, and depended on chemistry with the GREEN ones. And, no, you don t take the list with you. You put in some effort and learn it before you go. I can t imagine anything that would kill the chemistry more than carrying such a list around. Perhaps one could put it into a Kindle 3, or an Ipad which are allowed in, and check it when one is relaxing at the sauna. However, basically, you have to know the list in your mind.
This method worked for me at Artemis and Oase multiple times and in both cases, my first time.
Well, when it comes to these lists, some of the sharky attitude comes back with all customers. Especially the customers who don't visit once a week or at least twice a month.
When it comes to chemistry and looks on the girls, people's list on this board are a complete crap fest!
I've never read so much bullshit in my entire life when comparing other peoples taste to my own. But that's that, and I'm glad it is.
I've never read so much bullshit in my entire life when comparing other peoples taste to my own. But that's that, and I'm glad it is.I'm thankful for it too! If everyone had the same eye and the same taste then the one girl we liked would be so fucked out that she wouldn't be able to walk. LOL.
I'm hitting Berlin up finally for my first time this October. I am definitely planning on hitting Artemis along with some of the usual stomping grounds. Can someone suggest a cheap decent hotel to stay at that is close to Artemis. It's going to be my main stop so I want to be able to get there very easily. Also, any info on what to do cellphone wise would be helpful. Can I rent one? Should I rent a car? Finally, anyone want to go monger together (not as in tag team the girls, although I'm cool with that too)?
Much appreciated.
Rocketboy0
07-30-14, 05:42
Can someone suggest a cheap decent hotel to stay at that is close to Artemis. Also, any info on what to do cellphone wise would be helpful. Can I rent one? Should I rent a car? Hotel. Discussed many times do search above on "hotels" eg Ibis, Kronprinz etc will come up, Berlin transit system so good not really an issue. Stay near Savignyplatz, or Stugarterplatz or near Zoo Bahnhoff, use Kayak or Booking or Priceline whatever suits your budget.
Car. Ridiculous to rent, use transit or bicycle. We're not in Kansas anymore, Todo.
Cell phone. Not sure what your question is. If you have a GSM quadband, you could buy a cheap local 15 Euro GSM chip and use locally as needed, to avoid non EU roaming reaming. If from EU country, phone should be affordable as is. US based CDMA phones will be a problem and you will face whopping roaming charges assuming (unlikely) it will even work. If really needed, you might rent one. But Skype or Google Hangouts an affordable alternative at a few cents per minute, with the caveat you have to be on Wifi to use affordably.
Of course, don't arrive without a copy of Herr Styles' Technocolor List of Lovelies and Damsels with Dorsals, to keep you on the straight and narrow. And practice on Kimino's Shark drone, discussed earlier this year. Really helps.
Well, when it comes to these lists, some of the sharky attitude comes back with all customers. Especially the customers who don't visit once a week or at least twice a month..There tend be more up-sell during summer low season in Artemis. At least this is what I experienced for July in Artemis, for August, I will find out how it is as it will be my first August visit to artemis, well at least weather will be good. It is a shame there is no out door open air place for session.
But I actually found Artemis line up quite solid with new girls flowing in from other FKK as a support (these are the up-sell girls), some of my best session were from low summer season from July. I accepted up-sell for those session though.
Incognito18
07-30-14, 08:11
I'm hitting Berlin up finally for my first time this October. I am definitely planning on hitting Artemis along with some of the usual stomping grounds. Can someone suggest a cheap decent hotel to stay at that is close to Artemis. It's going to be my main stop so I want to be able to get there very easily. Also, any info on what to do cellphone wise would be helpful. Can I rent one? Should I rent a car? Finally, anyone want to go monger together (not as in tag team the girls, although I'm cool with that too)?
Much appreciated.As mentioned by Rocketboy0, public transport is excellent. Artemis is a quarter mile straigtforward walk from Westkreuz, a main hub station for S Bahn (Metro). Use google maps to get instructions.
So a hotel near any metro station will do. Savignyplatz is near tourist spots like posh Kurfrstendamm. Use booking.com or hrs. De.
Hotel Pension Ingeborg is really cheap, plain but good enough. Similarly, Hotel Adam is a bare bones clean pension house with decent internet for 30 to 50 Euro with breakfast. Your decision if you want a joint bath room it gets really cheap.
300 feet from Charlottenburg station. http://hoteladam.de/.
Day 8.
Artemis 140 (80 enter over priced and 60 girl standard).
Perhaps the rain blew in the poor attitudes and ridiculous up sells.
14. Nicole Czech Republic.
BBBJ, MISH.
I could not stay hard long enough my dick is getting to much exercise last 6 days and she was an up sell with too much make up and an ugly tattoo turn off! Perhaps if they had free booze maybe little different story.
She approached me and she was a tall girl with kinda bob style cute hair cut, big stupid tattoo on her back and a meaty looking exposed pussy! Not really 100% my type but honestly all the women I saw from 10 am to 3:30 pm we're not my type most looked used and a bit haggered! I got only the standard and could not bust nut with her at all! My dick kept getting flaccid from her fast and boring BBBJ I was board with her and her anal sex up sell tactics etc. Buffet was great jacuzzi and pool side area fantastic! Michelle half German half Columbian flap jack tits and haggered face tried to shark me into the usual two girl deal in the Kino while I was watching porn I wasn't really interested in fucking or getting blow job with her or any of her posse of friends and I asked her "can you leave please" this got her heated she started asking me if I'm gay and telling what I said wasn't nice. She really blew my mood! After all I asked her nicely saying "please" I went to tell the front desk and I'm sure she got spanked! Talked to the two Asians both from Hong Kong too old for my taste one had braces but not for me. Saw one Nigerian name Angel also not my type little too much meat around the belly I told her I was only looking for German blonde I probably shouldn't have told her this because I sat next to a set of two German blondes one with a few tattoos the other looked like a human sketch pad and they were trying to get me to try two (the girly set) mean while I see the stupid girl Michelle snickering about it sitting at the bar stool just across from me total! Anyhow I told them I was from California L. A. Got a quick surfer stereo type from one and they realized I wasn't going for the two girly up sell so they left me alone which was fine by me. The attitude of the women sucks only a few were ok to talk to normally! Found German girl Romy as I was leaving thought she might be my type since her body was nice and petite spinner type but face was a little strange up close just not for me. To wrap things up in a nut shell this place suffers from; Too much fake tits, lots of poor attitudes, Too much up sell, Most of the workers look used to me they were not young and fresh looking! Take a really close look they are not hot just full of make up, stupid tattoos, and bullshit and cellulite asses! I accidentally walked in the kitchen eat area while they were having a staff meeting and did not see anything amazing and I got a good snapshot of all the workers from that meeting in the nice kitchen lighting. I left and told them I couldn't relax and girls need to chill out with the ridiculous up sell and let the man relax. I also told them that I had a much better time at Dusseldorf Dolce Vita as girls were friendly very young and fresh looking and no up sell and no attitude plus beer and other alcohol bevs were free till 10 pm and GFE!
I will never come to this lame over priced and over rated spot again I've had better experiences and don't need to deal with haggered approaching mid 30's sex workers attitude and silly unprofessional up sells! T.J. Mexico is 10 times better with nicer women than this stale ass rip off spot!
Day 8.
Too much fake tits, lots of poor attitudes, Too much up sell, Most of the workers look used to me they were not young and fresh looking! Take a really close look they are not hot just full of make up, stupid tattoos, and bullshit and cellulite asses! I accidentally walked in the kitchen eat area while they were having a staff meeting and did not see anything amazing and I got a good snapshot of all the workers from that meeting in the nice kitchen lighting. I left and told them I couldn't relax and girls need to chill out with the ridiculous up sell and let the man relax. I also told them that I had a much better time at Dusseldorf Dolce Vita as girls were friendly very young and fresh looking and no up sell and no attitude plus beer and other alcohol bevs were free till 10 pm and GFE!
I will never come to this lame over priced and over rated spot again I've had better experiences and don't need to deal with haggered approaching mid 30's sex workers attitude and silly unprofessional up sells! T.J. Mexico is 10 times better with nicer women than this stale ass rip off spot!Yeah, in summer low season there tend to be more up sell, but usually it is not that bad with my experience. I found a lot of these girls who up sell are former palace FKK workers just coming into Artemis during summer as support.
Thanks for telling that to management as I do like more younger girls too. But based on what girls told me and also management I am some kind of friends with told me- I am aware that the girls who can work at Artemis must have some level of Prostituting experience else where, so maybe young girls is not what Artemis management are seeking for as their fkk girls. But right, I prefer girls to be more of early 20's than later 20's or early 30's. However, during more normal season, there are much less up sell than during summer season.
In closing, whole concept of FKK is set price for set plays that are promised as house rule, so I hope this trend of up sell for kissing etc that supposed to be set play will stop. I mean it is only bit more, but Artemis is already charging clients with higher price for entrance and also for sex menus, so it make sense if up sell stops. And service level will be more or less equal for all girls. You do get some amazing girls sometimes though, but it really is like lotto. You goto the room and find out kinda thing.
14. Nicole Czech Republic.
BBBJ, MISH.
Summer or Winter, Nicole is in my experience the worst at upsell, and not a good representation of the club. The one time that I took her to the room I left after 5 minutes. I had to say no to anal four times in that short time, and was not interested after that. It's a shame, because I like her look.
However, I'm surprised at your experience with Michelle, as I found her ok.
I was planning a trip to the club in August, but I might wait until September, when all my favourites should be back. I have fun at the club, but it is true to say that I am dependent on finding Nina or Fatima to be sure of a good time. I note that you like younger, but Nina, who must be in her thirties, is spectacular. I hope to find one or two more to add as regulars as it a convenient club for me to visit.
Neutron Flux
08-02-14, 10:42
From an old report of mine:
The first girl who approached me, I just saw a nice curvy body with black hair and when she approached I just realized it was Nicole with different hair. She was the last session I had on my last Artemis visit, back in November. Back then lineup was rather poor so I selected her although I knew heavy upsell was to be expected, and she fulfilled those expections yapping many times anal, CIM' when I banged her missionary to finish. Since I knew what to expect I did not mind and found it kind of funny. And thats exactly the story I told her when she approached, she was ok with it, I believe, was replying something like but how am I ever going to make 200 in half an hour if I don't ask? '. Haha.Yeah, she's an upsell queen. Unlucky if she was the first girl you met.
Member #4449
08-02-14, 14:07
I recently spent a week in Berlin, and 5 of days at Artemis. It has been 2 years since my last post here, and 2 years since I was in FKK land.
I have been very torn about writing this rapport because, I think to much is written about these girls, and way to much of their personal life have been revealed some times. On the other hand I have learned very much from this board and I feel I have to give something back. And the recent bad experience posted here pushed me to post this. To show how different our experiences can be.
I hope this post can give useful information, without me feeling that I have betrayed the trust of the girl I have had the pleasure to spent a little time with.
I hope I remembered the names, and spelled them correctly. Please correct me if needed.
Friday
I arrived at the Artemis at opening time. I always do this, I like the calm of the daytime. And I stay until 10 or 11 in the evening.
Session 1, Shiva, DFK, daty, BBBJ, multiple positions, fingers, 60 min.
Showered, had breakfast, walked in to the bar. And Shiva stopped me, told me she is from Prague, she is short 150 cm, wonderful curvy body and C cups, very dark skin. She suggested to go to the kino, I agreed. DFK and blow job in the kino, then to the room. No up sell just informed me extras were available. Not a bad first session, but not fantastic either, Shiva was a bit intense for me, everything was full on from the start no build up, sensed she was not really relaxed, but very eager to please.
Session 2, Madelene? Daty, BBBJ, multiple positions, 60 min.
Was hanging out at the stair case, was approached by a German blonde, natural breasts, tattoo down her side, piercing above her lips. Said she was from Kosel, please correct me here, I might have her name wrong. Had to do 1 hour if I wanted kissing. I knew this would be a gamble. In the room only light kissing, her lips was sealed shut. No real chemistry between us, so not a super session, finished at 35 min mark, she wanted to leave. I pushed it to 45 min before leaving.
Session 3, Nina, DFK, daty, BBBJ, multiple positions, 60 min.
Had a coffee in the downstairs bar, had only been 45 min since the last session so was not really looking. As so many have suggested on these forums, my rule was to wait at least 90 min to 2 hours between sessions. But then a curly brunette walked up to the bar, introduced herself to me, enough have been said here about Nina so I won't bother. I know I had to go with her. Session is summed up in one word. Spectacular.
Session 4, Nina, Spectacular, 60 min.
Sunday.
Session 1, Nina, Spectacular, 90 min.
Session 2, Nina, Spectacular, 90 min.
After this Nina left Artemis for her 10 day vacation. But before she left she introduced me to some girls that might be good with me.
Session 3, Natasha, DFK, BBBJ, massage, 60 min.
Natasha is Russian, blonde, not really my type. But went to the room here because Nina said she would be good. Nice kissing, an amazing sensual massage where she used a combination of her hands, hair and tongue. Needs to be experienced, and the other girls could learn from this. But unfortunately here was zero attraction and zero chemistry so I could not even get hard. But stayed for 45 min for the massage anyway, before I broke it of and told her, and she understood. If Natasha is your type, I would think she is amazing.
Session 4, L something, daty, BBBJ, multiple positions, 30 min.
After Natasha, my little friend was frustrated, and I did something stupid, I went to the room with the first girl that approached me. I am sorry I don't remember her name, I think I started with L, she was brunette, very curvy, big natural breast, and from Hungary. Not much to say, sub par, 25 min suck and fuck. Not the girls fault, a session driven by poor choose and frustration.
Session 5. Jolene, DFK, daty, BBBJ multiple positions, 60 min.
At this point I was mad, frustrated, and depressed. And I don't really knew why. So I went to the sofa under the staircase and watched all the naked girls going up and down the stairs, to try do distract my mind, and purge my stupid feelings. It was not working. As I was about to leave the club and go back to my hotel. Jolene approached me, Jolene is tallish brunette, from Budapest, but living in Berlin, mature, not the best body. Jolene is also one of the girls Nina introduced me to. There was just something about Jolene that made me tell her everything that had happened to me. And she said that I should not go back to hotel feeling like this as I would be even worse the next day. She offered to go upstairs to improve my mood. This turned out to be a pure GFE session, she also suggested that Nina might have affected me more than I had realized. Since this was my fifth session, I could not get an orgasm. But I did not care Jolene fixed my day, and I went back to the hotel a happy man.
Monday.
Session 1, Jolene, Pure GFE, 60 min.
Session 2, Jolene, Pure GFE, 90 min.
Session 3, Shiva, very good, 60 min.
Shiva was hunting me, she made a point that she had been talking to her friend Nina about me, she gave me lots of couch time, and generally tried to hard. Because of this I was a bit reluctant, but eventually said yes. But I knew I had to take charge and slow her down a bit this time. So I started the session by telling her to stand in front of me hold my hands take a deep breath and relax. I started to kiss her real slow and soft, but she put her tongue in my mouth and twisted it like a mixer within 2 seconds. I stopped her, told her again to slow down, and do as I showed, this time she listened. And this little 5 min kissing session changed everything, she relaxed and got very comfortable, and got to my tempo of things, and the session was very good. Even after the time was up she wanted to stay for a cigarette. I don't smoke, but she wanted to and said it was on her time, not my time. So she smoked with one hand, gave me a massage with the other and we had a nice chat.
Session 4, Jolene, Pure GFE, 2 hours.
Last session of the day. Jolene shift ended at 8 but she stayed with me until 10. This was a cuddle session, must have cuddled and kissing for more then 30 min, I skipped daty, my jaws was hurting. After my orgasm, around the 1 hour mark. We stayed for 1 more hour just talking. Me and Jolene really connected on a personal level. This was to be my last session with Jolene as she was not working my last two days in Artemis.
Wednesday.
Session 1, A something, BBBJ, multiple positions, 30 min. Very bad.
Decided this was my "try girls without asking questions" day. Picked a hot brunette in sexy white bra and panties, natural be cup, no tattoos. Told me her name as A something, maybe Aleasha, sorry can't remember her name. Within 1 min of entering the room the up sell started, the short version, she wanted 150 euro for and hour for good service, otherwise I would only get very basic suck and fuck. On a principle to not encourage this behavior choose 30 min suck and fuck and cut my losses. I left the room after 15 min, after listening to her saying "come of me baby" for the last 10 min. In hindsight I should have saved my orgasm also, but my little friend had got started and refused to stop.
Session 2 Caroline, light kisses, daty, BBBJ, multiple positions, 60 min. Good.
Caroline, brunette from Latvia, smallish be cup, no tattoos, found me in the downstairs bar, she was very kind and did not try to hard. No up sell. Her sexy blue lingerie, and quiet personality won me over. All in all a good nice slow session. Only reason I did not repeat, was that she was a little to quiet and found her hard to talk to. And only light kisses.
Session 3 Shiva, 90 Min, Spectacular.
Shiva found me again, this time she had learned, she was totally at my level, very nice long couch time before we tried an outside room. Turned out to be an amazing session, we are talking Nina level here, she really changed a lot over our sessions. Again she would not let me leave at the 90 min mark, and we stayed in the room for an extra 15 min, this time I gave her a massage, on her time, as she said it.
Session 4, Cynthia, light kisses, daty, BBBJ, fingers, multiple positions, 90 min. Very good.
I was relaxing at the downstairs bar, when German Cynthia sat next to me and we had a nice casual chat. I had seen her around and had said Hello, to her before, but for some reason I had ruled her out. Even though she is very attractive, maybe it was her sexy black lingerie, or that she was just seemed more relaxed at this time. Of to the room we went, no up sell no pressure, asked about how long time I wanted, and as I always say, we take the time we need. She turned out to be one of the biggest surprises on my trip. Even with only light kisses allowed, she was very good and easy to talk to. To bad she was not there the next day. And I did not get a chance to repeat.
Thursday, Last day.
Had planned 3 sessions this day, as I had to leave the club after dinner catch my flight home. But it was extremely slow this Thursday and the lineup was not good for me. And none of the girls I wanted to repeat was working it seems. So I waited and waited, and got worried that my 3 session plan would fail. After around 2 hours a woman I wanted to get to know better walked in to the club, and my day got started.
Session 1. Lorena, massage, daty, BBBJ, multiple positions, 60 min. OK.
Lorena was highly recommended by Jolene, She is from Colombia, big breasts, and a firm little ass, mature. Again not totally up to my specs but I trusted Jolene. In the room we did not really connect, she was very nice to me but seemed to have her routine she followed, starting with a nice massage. Turned away when I tried to kiss, said she did not want her make up ruined, so I did not push it. So an OK session, but not something I feel the need to repeat.
Session 2. Marisol, light kisses, daty, BBBJ, fingers, multiple positions, 60 min. Very good.
Again someone I have seen around but had not really caught my attention. But after a little chat in the downstairs bar, I decided to go with here. Marisol is from The Dominican Republic, She is curvy, tallish, and augmented breast that suited here body. Again no up sell, no pressure. We started out in the cinema before we headed to the room. Had a nice time with her. But only light kisses on the lips.
Session 3 Turkish girl? BBBJ, multiple positions, cim, 30 min. Good.
If was now less then 1 hour to dinner, and my departure. And I decided I would go for one last session, but a completely different one. I wanted to end it with a good proper no frills PSE session. So I went in to the upstairs bar looking for the smallest tiniest little girl I could lay my yes on. I walked up to the smallest one I could find, and she was indeed tiny. She just asked, do you want to go with me, and I said yes. And off we went. I can't remember her name, but she said she was from Turkey and she worked at Artemis for 1 week at the time then went home again, and she had arrived that day. She is really small and thin, brunette and no tattoos, small very nice boobs. Maybe someone can help me with the name. No up sell, just an excellent performance just what I was looking for, with an cim ending, that I asked for. And since this was my 3rd session of the day after a 5 days in Artemis she really had to work for it also.
Had dinner, and off to the airport to leave fantasy land.
Epilogue.
OK so this got a bit long, sorry about it, but I guess people who are interested will read it, others can skip it. I just want to mention a few things.
I write this also as way to process my experiences for myself, not only to give something back to the forums. I know some of the girls do not like the attention they get on forums like this, but I hope was discrete enough to not upset anyone. There have been lot of experiences and details I have left out, as I feel that is between me and the person in question. I just want to add that there are some amazing people in these clubs that have made me forever grateful, and have enriched my life.
The new outside area is really nice, but the water in the pool was to hot, so I preferred the indoor one for cooling down in the Berlin summer heat.
On my last day, a group of 4 severely handicapped wheel cheer users arrived, And it was really cool to see the wheelchair friendly facilities was put to good use. As the guys could roll around in the club negotiation with the girls and talking with other guests. And it made me feel sorry for handy caped people in my country would not have this opportunity to enrich their lives.
Had a few experiences that shows how different these girls can be. There was petite girl, dyed red hair, really hot no tattoos. She approached me many times but I got a bad vibe from her. But finally I decided to try her, and asked here if she kissed. She just said "No, Never, this is a fucking club, not a make love club" and walked away. Also as I had been there many days I could feel the frustration from many of the girls I had turned down, and one of the large ones, just asked my why I only went with the ugly girls. I just responded, I only go with the nice girls and I walked off.
All in all I had a fantastic week in Berlin.
This is my first time on here.
First of all, thank you very much to all contributors, your experiences are very useful!
I am planning a visit to Artemis this Autumn, and have read lots of advices and reviews.
You guys talk about a messe / exhibition in which time the club will be very crowded, what messe and what time will that be?
Some of you also talk about summer low season. When does the "normal" season normally start?
Unfortunately my only opportunity is to go Tues. Thurs.
You guys talk about a messe / exhibition in which time the club will be very crowded, what messe and what time will that be?
Some of you also talk about summer low season. When does the "normal" season normally start?IFA: Sep 05 - Sep 10.
Innotrans: Sep 23 - Sep 26.
Usually summer ends some days, maybe a week or so, before IFA starts.
Rocketboy0
08-03-14, 03:37
I recently spent a week in Berlin, and 5 of days at Artemis. Batou-interesting report.
I think there is a small lesson in your experience, that being, regardless of anyone's recommendations, whether reviews here or other girls, the thing that matters is your mutual chemistry with a particular girl. However experienced someone might be, in your case Princess Nina, their sense of how their friends will click with you is not really a useful guide. You have to take the time to talk with a girl first, and whatever else any 3rd party says or thinks, if you don't feel right in your gut, don't go to a zimmer. Don't force it, it has to feel right.
Saying no is one of the toughest and most useful things to learn in the Alte Fick Fabrik. Poon patience.
But overall you still had a good time so all ends well.
Member #4449
08-03-14, 07:39
Batou-interesting report.
Saying no is one of the toughest and most useful things to learn in the Alte Fick Fabrik. Poon patience.Indeed, I understand this. But at times I felt that I said no to many times as well. Coming to Artemis with to much information is also restricting you I think, at least I felt that way I said no to so many attractive girls.
Sometimes one just have to take a leap of faith.
But overall you still had a good time so all ends well.I say a very good time, I expected I would do some bad picks at times, and I did. But I do not dwell on those, as the the good ones more then made up for the bad ones. And some of them are simple life lessons and I will not call them bad at all, they just did not go as expected. As I said I had a fantastic time.
I say a very good time, I expected I would do some bad picks at times, and I did. But I do not dwell on those, as the the good ones more then made up for the bad ones. And some of them are simple life lessons and I will not call them bad at all, they just did not go as expected. As I said I had a fantastic time.Well said and thanks for reporting!
Cheers.
Kimino.
Member #4469
08-06-14, 21:43
I know that this might be the wrong thread to ask this but since I have been to Artemis on numerous occasions and enjoy the relaxed atmosphere I kindly ask the gentlemen of Berlin to recommend me which clubs to attend in the Frankfurt area. I will be in Frankfurt for two nights Sunday and Monday in late October. Correct me if I'm wrong but Oase and World is the bigger ones but is outside Frankfurt and Mainhattan and Palace is the best options in the city? Is it worth the money and time to travel outside the citycentre? I apologize for asking these questions in the Artemis-thread.
Oase is outside Frankfurt, a very large one; Mainhattan is a small but very nice one inside Frankfurt. I like them both.
I would say, if you would like to see a cozy ambiance, Mainhattan is pretty. If you would like to see a large number of girls, Oase is a good option.
I know that this might be the wrong thread to ask this but since I have been to Artemis on numerous occasions and enjoy the relaxed atmosphere I kindly ask the gentlemen of Berlin to recommend me which clubs to attend in the Frankfurt area. I will be in Frankfurt for two nights Sunday and Monday in late October. Correct me if I'm wrong but Oase and World is the bigger ones but is outside Frankfurt and Mainhattan and Palace is the best options in the city? Is it worth the money and time to travel outside the citycentre? I apologize for asking these questions in the Artemis-thread.
Rocketboy0
08-07-14, 05:29
I know that this might be the wrong thread to ask this but since I have been to Artemis on numerous occasions and enjoy the relaxed atmosphere I kindly ask the gentlemen of Berlin to recommend me which clubs to attend in the Frankfurt area. I will be in Frankfurt for two nights Sunday and Monday in late October.Well you sort of answered your question. Ask the pros in FRA thread like Hessen Bob.
My 2 bits-whatever charms Oase has on its outdoor facilities will likely be gone in chillier, possibly rainier late Oct, and if you look on the Oase thread it seems its glory days may be behind it. World even farther out and neither worth the relative effort IMHO. I was underwhelmed at Mainhattan. All this highly subjective.
For my money, Palace would be number 1 (easiest to get to from the center, great hotel Flemings next door or Ibis 5 min walk), and while many moan about it, I have always had a good time there and if you keep your wits about you, some hotties. I once went 2 days in a row and was offered a discount just because front desk remembered me (65 Eur entrance on second day-so they are trying). Must have been that Viking helmet. Though I have never been, Sharks in Darmstadt would be No 2. See that thread with lots of good reports. Just remember, Sun & Mon the slowest days of the week, anywhere. But really, it is all in the Hessen threads.
Berlin to recommend me which clubs to attend in the Frankfurt area.Hi Toxteth. Very personal, a taste matter and bla bla bla. Visited Palace, Mainhattan and Oase a few times. Last time more than a year ago. Among those, my choice would fall on Palace, for sure. Still, on my next visit there, I would go check out Sharks.
My 2 cents.
Kimino.
ShoesAndSocks
08-07-14, 07:45
I will be in Frankfurt for two nights Sunday and Monday in late October. Is it worth the money and time to travel outside the citycentre?My favourite German FKK is Artemis. I have visited Palace, Oase, Mainhattan (last year), and World, Sharks (this year) and would strongly recommend Sharks.
Why? Beautiful place (purpose-built FKK), very good line-up, and reasonably accessible by public transport. Palace certainly has some lookers in their line-up, but the nasty and relentless shark attacks eventually drove me to cross it off my list. World was good, but only if you have a car. Unfortunate choice of nights for any FKK.
Member #4469
08-07-14, 14:39
Thanks for the quick reply! I guess I will have a go at Palace and check up numbers of the girls at Sharks and Mainhattan.
Happy hunting!
I know that this might be the wrong thread to ask this but since I have been to Artemis on numerous occasions and enjoy the relaxed atmosphere I kindly ask the gentlemen of Berlin to recommend me which clubs to attend in the Frankfurt area. I will be in Frankfurt for two nights Sunday and Monday in late October. Correct me if I'm wrong but Oase and World is the bigger ones but is outside Frankfurt and Mainhattan and Palace is the best options in the city? Is it worth the money and time to travel outside the citycentre? I apologize for asking these questions in the Artemis-thread.I'm a regular at Artemis, and recently gave the Frankfurt clubs a first try. Of the three that I visited, Sharks ranked top, then Oase, then World. The World visit was a disaster in that a police raid took place within five minutes of me arriving and I got thrown out. I didn't get further than the locker room. That said, the location was a problem, and I didn't like the feel of the place.
Oase is great in good weather, but small if the outdoor space is not an option. A great and large selection of girls, all of whom tried hard to upsell. I rank it below Artemis for girls and facilities.
I enjoyed Sharks to such an extent that I didn't bother with my plan to visit Palace, or trying again at World. Sharks had a strong lineup, great outdoor space, and a friendly atmosphere. I am struggling to decide whether I prefer it to Artemis, so have determined to continue my research.
I'm back to Sharks in September, and am going to give Palace a try. The 50 e rate is certainly a positive. I wouldn't visit Sharks / Oase / or World without a car. Public transport is possible, but not straightforward or cheap.
I want to have a good Lesb show at Artemis which girls do you recommend? I like 20-21 year olds.
I also have a tendency to like girls with small perky tits, are all girls operated or there are still some naturals?
Hello all,
I have just one issue to ask. What is the dresscode in Artemis? I know you receive a bathrobe or a towel. But after all its a nudist club. So if I like I can wander about stark naked around in the club? Or is the robe / towel mandatory? The reason I ask, is that's a kick for me, to ba naked amongst naked girls. Like LaFolie club.
Rocketboy0
08-09-14, 02:10
I want to have a good Lesb show at Artemis which girls do you recommend? I like 20-21 year olds.Have Euros-get lesbos. Luckilly "good" will be in the eye of the beholder. It will most likely be silly and obviously pretend. You will simply have to find one girl you like, have HER choose her partner IF she is willing, and discuss thoroughly what you expect with both. If the vibe isn't right (think ATM), find another combo.
I also have a tendency to like girls with small perky tits, are all girls operated or there are still some naturals?Artemis is of course an ancient Sanskrit word for "operated girls". No obviously there are plenty of naturals. I'm not the best person to ask as I like my girls to be well-endowed; only boys should have small perky tits, which helps me tell them apart. I always tell Kimino if he had big boobs, he should never walk in front of me.
I always tell Kimino if he had big boobs, he should never walk in front of me.Watch out baby, I might have a big surprise for you next time we meet, actually, two huge surprises.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Batou. Thank you for your excellent report. What time does Nina normally arrive?
Member #4449
08-09-14, 14:46
Batou. Thank you for your excellent report. What time does Nina normally arrive?Thank you for the feedback.
Sorry I am not a regualar at Artemis, and do not know Ninas normal schedule.
Batou. Thank you for your excellent report. What time does Nina normally arrive?Around 3 pm, in my experience.
Around 3 pm, in my experience.Yep. Early afternoon usually.
Rocketboy0
08-09-14, 19:18
like I can wander about stark naked around in the club? Or is the robe / towel mandatory? The reason I ask, is that's a kick for me, to ba naked amongst naked girls.Really not sure what the rule is on this. Sort of think you can, but.... in almost 9 years I have seen it only once, made even more unusual as the dude was getting a blowjob on the lower stairs and everyone had to climb over her and him. You can't top that for romance.
Outside at the pool it goes on all the time, but inside at the bar, on the sofas, in the kitchen, etc surely not. You will stick out (ha) as likely the only one doing this, so you will have to handle that (ha). The FKK concept at the Love Bahnhoff is a bit like bounded rationality, or truthiness, as in sort of but with limits. People will think you are trying to prove something vs just a joyous romp in your birthday suit. You will get a lot of funny looks and comments which may or may not be a plus.
The social norms there are obviously for men to wear something inside, and surely to sit on something, like all the bare bottomed girls do. And they towel up in the kitchen. So you'd need to have a towel near by to show some concern about other's hygene. You could ask at the front desk, which will surely make their day.
UltraHappy
08-09-14, 19:42
Hello all,
I have just one issue to ask. What is the dresscode in Artemis? I know you receive a bathrobe or a towel. But after all its a nudist club. So if I like I can wander about stark naked around in the club? Or is the robe / towel mandatory? The reason I ask, is that's a kick for me, to ba naked amongst naked girls. Like LaFolie club.Yeah, no one does that. Or at least very rare. I've had to do this a couple of times after I accidentally threw my only towel into the towel bin, thinking I had another in my locker. I had to make the walk to the towel check out in the club in my birthday suit. I got a few whistles from the girls on my way over there, so you definitely stand out as a guy if you are walking around in your birthday suit.
After you've been there a little while, give it a try -- a few minutes at a time walking around. Just put your towel over your shoulder or around your neck instead. See how everyone reacts. You'll probably get a few whistles from the girls. So, if you like attention, this might be one way to get it.
Of course, if you do this too much, some of the girls might start wondering if you're one of the "crazy" men. On the other hand, this would be one way of getting to be "known" very quickly in the club as all the girls would be asking one another about you.
I'm a regular at Artemis, and recently gave the Frankfurt clubs a first try. Of the three that I visited, Sharks ranked top, then Oase, then World. The World visit was a disaster in that a police raid took place within five minutes of me arriving and I got thrown out. I didn't get further than the locker room. That said, the location was a problem, and I didn't like the feel of the place.
Oase is great in good weather, but small if the outdoor space is not an option. A great and large selection of girls, all of whom tried hard to upsell. I rank it below Artemis for girls and facilities.
I enjoyed Sharks to such an extent that I didn't bother with my plan to visit Palace, or trying again at World. Sharks had a strong lineup, great outdoor space, and a friendly atmosphere. I am struggling to decide whether I prefer it to Artemis, so have determined to continue my research.
I'm back to Sharks in September, and am going to give Palace a try. The 50 e rate is certainly a positive. I wouldn't visit Sharks / Oase / or World without a car. Public transport is possible, but not straightforward or cheap.Thanks for this report Frozty as I am planning to return to Germany in early September having been to Artemis for 2 days recently (and did a very full report on the experience for the benefit of first time FKK mongers. Which I was before visiting Artemis). The options around Frankfurt mean that despite it being a bit of a nuisance to get to logistically from where I'm coming from (Berlin was easy) I really want to try some of the clubs there and had been reading the various club forums to get a flavour. Those who do go to Palace seem to rate it well. Interested in your comments about World and will definitely skip that given your experience. I think the ranking was a very good idea. I was a bit worried about your comments about not doing this without a car. I like to have a drink or 5 in a FKK club. I don't like getting drunk (with the inevitably terrible impact on performance) but I do like to have a few beers / wine over the hours to relax myself and therefore I don't want to drink and drive. So I fully intended to use public transport. From the Sharks Forum it sounds like its better to stay in a hotel locally, but for Palace and Mainhattan I thought I could stay in central Frankfurt. Have I got that wrong? I don't mind a 20 cab ride after the fun back to a hotel if it means I can have a few beers but I know Sharks is some distance south of Frankfurt so thought of staying locally there for one night. Is it really so good that you'd say stay for two? I LOVED Artemis, so much so that I am thinking of finishing off my week there (getting a train from Frankfurt). From your experience in Frankfurt would you do that or just stay in and around Frankfurt? I have 6 days in total.
Finally, for any of the other regular contributors to the FKK club forums if you read this, I'd greatly appreciate any help / information about preferences etc. In order of importance for me:
1. Strength of line up (not into chubby older women so young spinners does it for me) 2. Logistics / location. Ease of getting there via taxis / trains. 3. Quality of Club / staff / facilities.
I've contemplated staying in the VIP accommodation at Oase for one night as a real treat. Has anyone done it / know the price?
Thanks again Frotzy. Good guide for someone looking to try Frankfurt for the first time.
I'll happily report back fully when I've done the trip to give similar guidance.
Cheeers.
In order of importance for me:
1. Strength of line up (not into chubby older women so young spinners does it for me) 2. Logistics / location. Ease of getting there via taxis / trains. 3. Quality of Club / staff / facilities.
I've contemplated staying in the VIP accommodation at Oase for one night as a real treat. Has anyone done it / know the price?
Cheeers.There are plenty here with more experience, but IMHO:
There is much to experience in Frankfurt, so I wouldn't spend a day travelling to Berlin for another day at Artemis. Artemis is easy to get to any time, and it is cheaper and quicker to fly there than to get the train from Fr.
Sharks is quite reachable with public transport, if you do your research. Oase is more difficult, but doable. World less so. My preference would still be for a car over a few beers, but it's up to you. If you are there for six days, I would try all of the clubs. Why not? It's part of the adventure. All of the clubs that I visited are big enough to have girls to suit all tastes. There is less variety than Artemis, but there are probably more of your "young spinners" in Frankfurt.
I would adjust your schedule depending a little on the weather. Oase, and especially Sharks, are great in good weather. Both have excellent outdoor space, which is great to girl watch if you are there for a full day. I would avoid Sharks on Sunday. The entry discount screws up the ratio of girls to men.
P. s. Apologies to all for the non-Artemis content.
Payforit. Feel free to pm me if you have any further questions.
Thanks Frozty and I echo your apologies to the Artemis forum for the space taken up on the comparison with FRA.
Cheers.
Nebula2001
08-10-14, 20:41
I visited Artemis last Thursday and Friday for the first time after about a year. Nice to see that there was some change in the girls team. It's probably a side effect of being absent for so long, but I felt as if there has been an increase in the overall aesthetic standard of the girl selection in display. And, the new pool area is awesome in summer!
Timea. Moldavian. Reminds me of a sluttier version of Paris Hilton. Was a little distant, but good performance and killer BJ. She told me that she may be taking some time off for a few weeks soon. May repeat.
Jeylan (or Ceylan) - Half Iranian, half German. There was no particular chemistry between us, so I don't have a positive comment about her. Won't repeat.
Hadise. Turkish from Hamburg. Skinny dark girl with very small tits and big black eyes. She used to work until last year when she got a temporary "hausverbot" due to a physical altercation with an aggressive customer. She used to be very energetic and crazy in a good way. Seems to me like she calmed down a little. She said she'll be taking a long break after August 28th. I can't make a definitive comment about her but probably won't be repeating.
Diana. Romanian. A very fun girl with lots of positive energy. She has been a reliable back-up girl (in case I can't find a memorable session on a particular day) for me for some years, but I think it may be time to bump her up to my A-list. Definitely will repeat.
Nebula2001
08-10-14, 21:02
Was it just my luck (or the impression I gave) or has there been a subtle change about the tipping etiquette lately? In my experience, I would occasionally give a tip if the session was extraordinary or I was trying to cultivate a longer term relation with the girl or I simply preferred to round up the price instead of asking for change. But I don't remember ever having a problem for not tipping.
However, this time, one girl (Jeylan) was visibly disappointed by my absence of tip and another (Hadise) explicitly asked for more than the tip of 10 Euros I included simply due to rounding up. It's interesting to note, though, that these were the two girls whose sessions with me weren't particularly good.
So, I ask you, the elders of Artemis! Is tipping becoming an implicitly expected part of price? Or, is it simply the last refuge of not particularly well performing girls?
PussyLiccker
08-10-14, 21:11
Don't tip.
I visited Artemis last Thursday and Friday for the first time after about a year. Nice to read you and looking forward to meet up very soon, as you know.
Timea is quite enjoyable and sometimes particularly sexy, at my eyes.
Was there a decent number of girls around or was it super slow?
I have the same approach to tipping as you do. Only a couple of girls actually asked me the tip and yes, it was after shitty or mediocre sessions. Big balls, Sharky attitude.
Pussyliccker, we have been through "I tip, I don't tip" threads ad nauseam in this years, everyone has it's opinion about it. Still I don't think anyone has the right to tell others what they should or shouldn't do, on this topic.
My2 cents.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Nebula2001
08-10-14, 21:44
Was there a decent number of girls around or was it super slow?
Again, it may be due to my long absence from Artemis, but I found it quite lively and well attended, especially for summer time. Of course, nothing like the messe season.
Member #4347
08-10-14, 22:49
I have been at Arte quite often lately. The Lineup was great for my taste. Have been with tall blond German beauty Emma (DE) again after roughly one year. Great passionate session but no DFK.
Had a great session with brunette slim Xenia (DE) too, complete GFE but I always fight to not come too early because she has such a tight pussy.
I always enjoy talking to German Czech beauty Leura and I will have to zimmer with her again soon. Same goes for Russian German Vegas. She is an extremely hot MILF. Together with Jenna from Hamburg she is among those Germans who deliver the best professional kind of service. Professional in the sense that she delivers always and not just with me or with a lucky few. I don't remember if we already said that but she had a boob job and the proportions don't really seem to fit her slim body however they are nicely done.
About German Iranian Jaylan from Hamburg she seems a nice and sweet natural beauty and she tried to seduce me more than once in a few weeks. However she was not interesting enough for me since I already know a dozen girls there who are more attractive and I have a great chemistry with. The other girl who was mentioned Hadisse German Turkish from Hamburg I know her for months and I do like her personality a lot. I agree with Nebula2001's description. I had a good time with her however I prefer others right now.
Sweet Chocolate Valesca is back by the way and she is as cute as always.
I still have great times with tall blonde German stunner Nadja since we have a great chemistry and despite the fact she is a good but not the greatest performer. I adore her a lot.
To me the best of the new girls at Arte is Chayenne, a thin German Ukrainian brunette with silicone boobs which are in fact nicely done. I understand some say those boobs are looking way out of proportion if you see her slim figure. However I love her looks. One guy has compared her face to actress Anne Hathaway and I would agree. She is smart and funny and in the room I had the best mix of PSE and GFE one might imagine. I would love to know if she is always like that but I can say that what I experienced the last two or three times was just amazing from the very first minute. Certaily worth a try if you like that look.
I have been at Arte quite often lately.Hi Diplomat. Vegas still around lately? You happen to remember what is her normal time schedule?
Think she was doing the day shift, but not sure.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Member #4347
08-11-14, 09:10
Hi Diplomat. Vegas still around lately? You happen to remember what is her normal time schedule?
Think she was doing the day shift, but not sure.
Cheers.
Kimino.Good morning friend,
She has been there on Friday and I saw her in the evening. Sometimes they switch shifts so I can't say for sure. However if you are planning to visit and you know she will be there then its likely for her to be there in the early evening.
Cheers
Diplomat
Sweet Chocolate Valesca is back by the way and she is as cute as always..Ah, that's good news. Very cute indeed.
I wish she had more English. Or me some German.
RempNobbes
08-12-14, 20:10
Someone around this week Friday, August 15th? I will be in there from 2 pm to 9 pm. If you want to chat, please PM. Cheers from RM.
Report follows after my visit soon as you all know.
Someone around this week Friday, August 15th? I will be in there from 2 pm to 9 pm. If you want to chat, please PM. Cheers from RM.
Report follows after my visit soon as you all know.New to the board and visiting Artemis soon!
V
Someone around this week Friday, August 15th? I will be in there from 2 pm to 9 pm. If you want to chat, please PM. Cheers from RM.
Report follows after my visit soon as you all know.I may perhaps visit Artemis tomorrow.
Today was my first visit to place such as Artemis. Was suggested to me by people in my company in order to relax me (During last 3 days, I only slept yesterday for six hours). Boy were they wrong.
Found the place easily enough. Couple of older women lookad at me with suprise (I was walking) when I turned and walked into the parking lot of Artemis. It was bit funny to be honest.
I will not bore you about the entry procedures. I was under impression that I would be explained how things worked but I was just being told where things are. Well, it is not like the place is a maze so it worked out very well except that my robe disappeared whenever I took shower. It was no biggie though. Probably me missing some finer point.
Anyway, due to no intro when I arrived, I started climbing the stares before being stopped by two women (Russian Svetlana and another one with her hair dyed red).
At this point I should have realized that something was strange. You see naked women should turn you on, right? I was totally indifferent and I did not take the signal for what it was. To my defense I never experienced this.
Svetlana declared that she had special plan for me. In my line of business you get good at picking up bs and acting, so I was not impressed. Regardless since the place was empty (this was early in the morning) and rest of the girls looked like something you could pick up in the bar on your normal Saturday night, so I thought what the hell. A quicky to start the day. Svetlana offered a twosome right away which I had no interest in. We ended up in a room (there was no foreplay involved except her feeling me up with her leg. Might have been a mistake though). I really got turned off by her and she simply couldn't make me hard. She wasn't the problem, I just couldn't get into it.
To be honest I know I should have cared about this but I couldn't give a damn. Svetlana was disparaging about this and I think she got frustrated when I smiled instead of taking it personally. Told her she wasn't the problem to smooth things over - "I know" she answered with anger. Don't get it. She is still getting paid regardless of how the session turned out. Frustration issues. Guess she was frustrated about not being able to sell me additional services. But she would not have been able to anyway.
For all I know she may be excellent girl but the chemistry was way off.
At this point walked down to the sauna in order to get some sleep. Got once approached by a nice looking columbian (she claimed) but I declined since I knew that I wasn't in the form.
Then I saw a gorgeous black beauty from Dominican Republic. I decided that if she couldn't get me hard, I have a medical issue. Can't remember her name (this is a problem I got with women. It lands me very often in trouble but you are not interested in hearing about that). Nice body with tattoo on one of her legs with unfortunately poorly done boob job (scar on her left breast is very visible).
Approached her while she was inspecting herself in the mirror outside the pool area. We chatted for 5-10 minutes before going to the room. She was waaay more skillful than Svetlana. I knew she was just acting but this was on another level. I would have no trouble assigning her to the sales team in the company I work for. We talked some (you wouldn't be interested in theme) before commencing the act. We had long foreplay. She started by kissing me slowly, letting her breasts touch my body, before starting giving me BJ. She wasn't expert in the area. Too much teeth for one and bit too timid. However the view that I got laying on the back would have awoken the dead and yet I wasn't getting hard.
She declared that I "think too much" (after trying to get me hard for loong time) and cuddled with me. Basically I suspect, among other things that she would provide excellent GFE. It isn't something I am looking for but she is so skilled in that, that I enjoyed the experience. I think we spent well over two hours in the room.
The sex part was shit but that is due to me being in condition as I was, but I enjoyed somehow the experience and she did really try to make this a great experience for me, so I gave her a tip. To my surprise she kissed me (she knew I will not be a regular customer).
All in all this was waste of time for me (money I don't care about. This was company allowance for relaxation and I am free to spend it however I please. Not that I put FKK Artemis on the receipt) but the issue wasn't the Artemis (and certainly not the last girl I was with!) it was simply my brain going in overdrive and being tired. I wasn't stressed out or anything, my body simply refused to cooperate.
I Just came home from Germany. I spent five days at Artemis FKK.
I did lots of girls and tried anal sex first time in my life.
Emma from Germany.
Hen or something from Malaysia.
Amelie from Romania.
Lea from Germany.
Ella from Russia.
Sofia from Russia.
Nicol from Czech Republik.
Diana from Germany.
Valesca from Afrika / Germany.
Kimi from Kenya.
Every session with a girl were good or better than good, super.
I did Diana and Valesca 2 times. Anal with Valesca. She's so fun, beautiful and caring. Also smiles every time.
I had very fun time there.
Hello everyone,
I'm visiting Artemis this weekend, and from previous experience it's always nice to meet up and have a chat with someone, as it can be a little boring being there all day alone.
If anyone else is there alone and would like to have a chat, PM me.
Looking forward to posting reports!
VonderJohn
08-15-14, 01:31
Hello and thank you for sharing your experience.
I am planning to visit Artemis soon and reading the reviews and viewing their website, it looks 'too good to be true' for a brothel. So my question is: anything I should pay attention to? What should I watch out for when I'm there? Also, what are the tips I should follow to enjoy my time to the max? (spending more time at the lounge? Eating more? Relaxing more?
Thanks in advance.
I have been at Arte quite often lately. The Lineup was great for my taste. Have been with tall blond German beauty Emma (DE) again after roughly one year. Great passionate session but no DFK.
Had a great session with brunette slim Xenia (DE) too, complete GFE but I always fight to not come too early because she has such a tight pussy.
I always enjoy talking to German Czech beauty Leura and I will have to zimmer with her again soon. Same goes for Russian German Vegas. She is an extremely hot MILF. Together with Jenna from Hamburg she is among those Germans who deliver the best professional kind of service. Professional in the sense that she delivers always and not just with me or with a lucky few. I don't remember if we already said that but she had a boob job and the proportions don't really seem to fit her slim body however they are nicely done.
About German Iranian Jaylan from Hamburg she seems a nice and sweet natural beauty and she tried to seduce me more than once in a few weeks...
Then I saw a gorgeous black beauty from Dominican Republic. I decided that if she couldn't get me hard, I have a medical issue. Can't remember her name (this is a problem I got with women. It lands me very often in trouble but you are not interested in hearing about that). Nice body with tattoo on one of her legs with unfortunately poorly done boob job (scar on her left breast is very visible).
Sounds like Jennifer? I have not seen her in the club this year, so it's good that she's back. I agree that her boob job is not great, but I found also found her to be a great girl. Lots of fun.
Sorry that you didn't enjoy your visit.
Sounds like Jennifer? I have not seen her in the club this year, so it's good that she's back. I agree that her boob job is not great, but I found also found her to be a great girl. Lots of fun.
Sorry that you didn't enjoy your visit.I think she called herself something else but the boob job is dead giveaway. Anyway she said that she would be only few days in the artemis. The only positive experience that day despite crap sex (not her fault). So yeah she is back for short time at least.
Sounds like Jennifer? I have not seen her in the club this year, so it's good that she's back. I agree that her boob job is not great, but I found also found her to be a great girl. Lots of fun.
Please correct me if I am wrong: But isn't this the Jennifer (DR) that worked at the great (almost mythological) Atlantis and then at Palace all those years ago? Wow, she's still around and in the business after all these years? I remember having a couple of very hot (erotic) sessions with her way-back-when, including public BJs on the couch in the Atlantis bar area (her "turf") and I don't remember much teeth if any back then. But I don't remember a boob job either! That's how far back it was, 2002-3 maybe?
Please correct me if I am wrong: But isn't this the Jennifer (DR) that worked at the great (almost mythological) Atlantis and then at Palace all those years ago? Wow, she's still around and in the business after all these years? I remember having a couple of very hot (erotic) sessions with her way-back-when, including public BJs on the couch in the Atlantis bar area (her "turf") and I don't remember much teeth if any back then. But I don't remember a boob job either! That's how far back it was, 2002-3 maybe?No idea, but I guessed her at mid-thirties, so quite possible.
Late last year she had very long curly blonde hair to contrast with her dark skin. Lots of ink. I don't particularly remember teeth being a problem!
Was in art yesterday, Thursday. For the esteemed colleagues who know her, Russian Viola is back! Spent over 2 hours in 2 different sessions with her, terrific. LOL For those who don't know her, black hair in a pony tail, wearing a top with naked shoulders and short sleeves, quite tall. Chemistry is quite important with her but she is highly recommended. You can find numerous reports on her, seraching the thread.
Tried Estel, ucranian. Short blonde hair, usually sitting behind the bar. Also recommended. Then Nadja and Sissy, both reported many times.
A good lineup yesterday, particularly thin the Romanian dept. At least the ones I know. A group of 4 new german girls, all young, a couple interesting but I avoided as my priorities were elsewhere.
Nothing else to report.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Please correct me if I am wrong: But isn't this the Jennifer (DR) that worked at the great (almost mythological) Atlantis and then at Palace all those years ago? Wow, she's still around and in the business after all these years? I remember having a couple of very hot (erotic) sessions with her way-back-when, including public BJs on the couch in the Atlantis bar area (her "turf") and I don't remember much teeth if any back then. But I don't remember a boob job either! That's how far back it was, 2002-3 maybe?This is definitely not Jennifer you guys are talking about. I checked the Art site and girl under the name of Jennifer has tatoos on wrong places. The women I saw was in mid 20's. Black hair bit over the shoulder. Left breast has a vertical scar going up almost to the nipple. Left leg has a tattoo. She may have tattoos other places but I was distracted. She had one white leg garter that she wore yesterday. Easy to talk to. Her English pronunciation is good but her vocabulary slightly limited. Really nice face IMHO.
Hello and thank you for sharing your experience.
I am planning to visit Artemis soon and reading the reviews and viewing their website, it looks 'too good to be true' for a brothel. So my question is: anything I should pay attention to? What should I watch out for when I'm there? Also, what are the tips I should follow to enjoy my time to the max? (spending more time at the lounge? Eating more? Relaxing more?
Thanks in advance.I am no expert but if I were to give an advice is to go to the sauna to get some peace if you want to. Girls are not allowed there although whenever nobody is looking you will be approached by couple "that are just passing through".
Was in art yesterday, Thursday. For the esteemed colleagues who know her, Russian Viola is back! Spent over 2 hours in 2 different sessions with her, terrific.I see. That's the reason why it was so difficult to grab her. - To whom it may concern: Fatima is back, too.
Just booked tickets and hotel for a short stay in Berlin and Artemis Wed- Thurs last week of August.
Thanks to lots of reports on this thread I am very much looking forward to this!!
I have a couple of hours to stay at Artemis Thursday morning (plane departs at 1:20 pm).
Is it worth the cover charge in the morning from appr 8 am - 10 am? Are there "enough" girls there at that time of the day?
I have a couple of hours to stay at Artemis Thursday morning (plane departs at 1:20 pm).
Is it worth the cover charge in the morning from appr 8 am - 10 am? Are there "enough" girls there at that time of the day?An odd question, maybe. Sorry, but Artemis is closed 'til 11 am. - Nevertheless, enjoy your visit!
I'm looking for a tall Polish girl who worked at Artemis a few years ago. 3-4 years ago. I don't remember her name but I remember characteristics.
1. She had braces.
2. She had a clit ring.
3. She was really tan and used lots of body oil so her skin was really shinny. She looks like a goddess!
4. Natural see cups breasts.
5. About 5'10 and skinny.
6. Blond hair but don't remember if it was colored.
I was at Artemis last year and I spoke with another Polish girl I remembered was her friend and she told me her friend "went normal". I guess she got a boyfriend.
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen her come back recently or if anyone knows who she is or if she might have gone to a different club?
RempNobbes
08-15-14, 23:06
Was good meeting you today. Nice chat. Hope you did well with your appointment. I will give a longer report soon. But at all, line up until 8 pm was not as good as past experience I made. But more soon. Cheers RN
Sorry. I meant BoniFun !!
New to the board and visiting Artemis soon!
V.
An odd question, maybe. Sorry, but Artemis is closed 'til 11 am. - Nevertheless, enjoy your visit!Thank you!
I should have known that, but thanks to your advice I can re-schedule.
Anal with Valesca. She's so fun, beautiful and caring. Also smiles every time.Damn!! I gotta get myself some of that as well.
Valesca has one of the finest booties that I have ever laid my eyes on. So firm and peachy.
Can't wait to give it a try when I'm back in Berlin later this year.
Howie
Member #4347
08-16-14, 09:16
Hello and thank you for sharing your experience.
I am planning to visit Artemis soon and reading the reviews and viewing their website, it looks 'too good to be true' for a brothel. So my question is: anything I should pay attention to? What should I watch out for when I'm there? Also, what are the tips I should follow to enjoy my time to the max? (spending more time at the lounge? Eating more? Relaxing more?
Thanks in advance.Hi,
If you look a few pages back here you will find more than one post giving advice to first timers. Just a few points coming to my mind right now:
1. Keep your money and valuables in the valuable boxes at all times.
2. Always take your time. Don't rush things and don't go with the first girl you see.
3. Your experience depends on many factors and we discussed this many times here. However there are a few professionals I know personally and they deliver most times if not always. Some of them are Jenna, Vegas, Nina and Fatima. Of course those are just examples. Best is to read a few pages of the forum again and then decide yourself when you meet them.
4. Basic service is 60 Euro for 30 minutes. You can come once during that time and some services are considered extras (e. G. CIM, Anal, etc.).
5. For a first timer it is better to talk to the girl a few moments and agree on your wishes and what she offers before you go to the room together.
6. You have to decide if you tell the girl you are a first timer. You could always say its your 3rd or 4th time.
7. I do not recommend threesomes for beginners since you spend more money and you may not get more out of it.
8. It may sound ridiculous but a great way to show you are a clean guy go take a shower after you agreed to go with her and then take her upstairs.
9. Write down the names and country of origin of the girls you go with immediately after you paid them.
10. Put together a report of your experience after your visit and be sure to include the girls names.
Of course my advice is highly subjective. Others may advise you differently but this is my personal advice to you.
Have a great time! Diplomat.
Great works. Many thanks. An extended point based on 9:
If it is your first visit and then in a long time (e. G. 1 year) you could not visit again, you may miss the ambiance and come to this forum frequently to discuss. Then, try to remember as many names and features of the girls as possible even if you do not have sessions with them.
Hi,
If you look a few pages back here you will find more than one post giving advice to first timers. Just a few points coming to my mind right now:
1. Keep your money and valuables in the valuable boxes at all times.
2. Always take your time. Don't rush things and don't go with the first girl you see.
3. Your experience depends on many factors and we discussed this many times here. However there are a few professionals I know personally and they deliver most times if not always. Some of them are Jenna, Vegas, Nina and Fatima. Of course those are just examples. Best is to read a few pages of the forum again and then decide yourself when you meet them...
3. Your experience depends on many factors and we discussed this many times here. However there are a few professionals I know personally and they deliver most times if not always. Some of them are Jenna, Vegas, Nina and Fatima. Of course those are just examples. Best is to read a few pages of the forum again and then decide yourself when you meet them.
Diplomat, Any chance of a description on Jenna and Vegas? I like to repeat, but need to add a couple of new girls to the register! I've heard both mentioned often, but have not met either.
Thanks in advance.
Diplomat, Any chance of a description on Jenna and Vegas? I like to repeat, but need to add a couple of new girls to the register! I've heard both mentioned often, but have not met either.
Thanks in advance.Vegas description that the search engine supplied:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1584036#post1584036.
Pic of Jenna from a few years ago attached.
Vegas description that the search engine supplied:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1584036#post1584036.
Pic of Jenna from a few years ago attached.Thanks, Samplerr. The massive tits would have scared me away. Perhaps I should man up and give them a try!
Thanks, Samplerr. The massive tits would have scared me away. Perhaps I should man up and give them a try!Broken link corrected.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1584036#post1584036
Has any body seen any of the following girls below in recent weeks or days?
Ivy: German girl. Black hair.
Kathy: Romanian girl. Black hair.
Geraldine: Hungarian girl from Budapest, tall brunett.
Coco: Half albanian / half greek, but from cologne Germany.
Loredana: She says she's Italian from Brescia (but maybe she is Romanian?
Marketa: Czech blonde girl, did she retire?
Kimmi: Sweidsh blonde.
Rocketboy0
08-17-14, 15:55
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen her come back recently or if anyone knows who she is or if she might have gone to a different club?Fairly like 90% sure, at least as of 1. 5 yrs ago she was at the Globe in Zurich http://www.club-globe.ch/main/index.html You can try but pictures sometimes don't show faces. It is a while back, names change so. I really forget, she could have been Vivien or Eva or Lilly or I dunno-but she was very nice (at twice the price) and pretty sure your description fits.
If you are in again Artemis, ask Lena or Pamela, 2 of the Polska Queens. Goddess Lena worth talking with about anything, any excuse you might need. Where is the best supermarket? How many toes does she have, is air good for people? etc.
The tall, thin and oiled skin bits are key. But maybe best is to post on the mighty Globe ISG thread and ask there.
Member #4449
08-17-14, 20:33
Has any body seen any of the following girls below in recent weeks or days?
Geraldine: Hungarian girl from Budapest, tall brunett...This might be the girl I named Jolene in my recent report, sounded Jolene to me when she told me her name.
Anyhow she lives in Berlin, used to have implants but now removed. She mentioned that she have used the names Ruby and Evelyn before.
If so then she was there a few weeks ago.
This might be the girl I named Jolene in my recent report, sounded Jolene to me when she told me her name.
Anyhow she lives in Berlin, used to have implants but now removed. She mentioned that she have used the names Ruby and Evelyn before.Geraldine and Ruby aka Evelyn (or aka Jolene) are different girls.
Was good meeting you today. Nice chat. Hope you did well with your appointment. I will give a longer report soon. But at all, line up until 8 pm was not as good as past experience I made. But more soon. Cheers RNHi RempNobbes,
Thanks for the nice chat and the good information about other FKK's. My appointment did not go good at all, so it was a big miss, should have just stayed at Artemis. I'll post my experience about that in the Berlin section, and more about my time in Artemis here soon.
Later
My second visit in Artemis. (First day. Friday).
I have to admit, my second time was better than the first one. This time, I took my time, did not only go with looks and my experience was just so much better. I'm not sure if it was because my eyes were much larger last time or because I answered "yes" to whether it was my first visit to Artemis, but should I guess, it was probably both.
If I had not already made appointments to have a couple of escorts come to my hotel, I would probably just have spent the entire day at Artemis. I probably will next time, as my experience with outcall escorts are pretty bad in Berlin. But more about that in the Berlin section.
This was just my second visit to Artemis, so it's hard to give any real pointers as some of you regulars do, but compared to my last stay, the lineup was worse. Also the girls said that many girls where now on holiday, so that could be the reason. My last trip was just a few days before an big expo also, so it could be that things where extremely good last time, and more normal this time.
One thing I did figured this time, as that turning a girl down is a pretty good way to decide if you should go with them or not. If the girls are rude when you turn them down, it's probably not a good idea to spend time with them. There was this girl that just walked up to me and asked me if I would like to go with here, even without introducing herself. I really like the way she looked, and had been thinking about getting to know her a little better earlier that day. I was going to say: "Sorry, no, but maybe later tonight?" but just me saying sorry made her turn her back on me and walk away. Needless to say I didn't look her up again.
One question that I was not able to figure out. On the S-Bahn station Westkreuz, how on earth should you know which platform to go to to get the S-Bahn back too Zoologischer Garten?? Usually I went down and to the left, which usually turned out OK. However, sometimes it appeared on the right also? I tried figuring it out, but I was not able too. Also, when does it stop to go in that direction in the night? I tried my S-bahn app around 03:15 in the morning, but I'm not sure if there where no more trains or if it just crashed, as all the messages was in German. .
And now for some reports: (Only 2 the first day, as I needed some strength for the escort also).
Jaylan. German / Iranian.
Will probably not repeat, the reason being there are just so many beautiful girls to choose from at Artemis. That said, I had a good time.
Nina. Czech.
Fantastic session. I don't think I need to say too much about Nina, just read the forum.
One question that I was not able to figure out. On the S-Bahn station Westkreuz, how on earth should you know which platform to go to to get the S-Bahn back too Zoologischer Garten?? Usually I went down and to the left, which usually turned out OK. However, sometimes it appeared on the right also? I tried figuring it out, but I was not able too. Also, when does it stop to go in that direction in the night? I tried my S-bahn app around 03:15 in the morning, but I'm not sure if there where no more trains or if it just crashed, as all the messages was in German.Entering Westkreuz station from the only entrance you're reaching the upper platform. Trains eastbound (to Zoo station) leave Westkreuz station from the southern lower platform, tracks 3 and 4, whether right or left. Just take the rear stairs down.
Train service eastbound starts some minutes to 4 am. Friday and Saturday nights train service eastbound in 15 minutes intervals.
Hi RempNobbes,
Thanks for the nice chat and the good information about other FKK's. My appointment did not go good at all, so it was a big miss, should have just stayed at Artemis. I'll post my experience about that in the Berlin section, and more about my time in Artemis here soon.
LaterMr Pharisaer is right, it is different girl. But I am glad to read that you had good time with girl named Jolien Thank you very much anyways Bonifun.
This Iranian / German girl named Jaylan interest me, if she looks hot (exotic hot I guess? Then I see if I should session with her or not.
I was hoping regular lineup begin to come back as it is approaching end of August, but it sound like line up is still summer time line up.
PussyLiccker
08-19-14, 03:30
This Iranian / German girl named Jaylan interest me, if she looks hot (exotic hot I guess? Then I see if I should session with her or not.
.Is she the one that only lets you cum on her tits? Last visit back in may, there was this nice looking Persian girl that was very service oriented, that would not let me release inside her. She would only let me cum on her tits. It was weird, but I got cum on tits for free. LOL.
WarmStone25
08-19-14, 07:49
Entering Westkreuz station from the only entrance you're reaching the upper platform. Trains eastbound (to Zoo station) leave Westkreuz station from the southern lower platform, tracks 3 and 4, whether right or left. Just take the rear stairs down.
Train service eastbound starts some minutes to 4 am. Friday and Saturday nights train service eastbound in 15 minutes intervals.Normally it is better to know which service you require S5 or S7 or S75, for example, and the direction of travel. This is given on the front of the trains and the signs above the platforms.
Second day. Saturday.
Lineup was pretty much the same as Friday during the day. Again I had also booked a escort to my hotel, so I was only able to try 3 girls this day: (Sorry for overestimating my ability to remember the girls names. Hope someone can tip me about their names so I can update the report accordingly.
Name starting with "M" - German (Munich) Tall (I would bet around 1. 80 without heels) with brown / redish hair. She did not hang out with the other Germans, but usually sat alone in a couch or walked around when I saw her. It was a pretty good season, could be that I repeat if she is there next time I visit.
Czech girl with dark skin. Had a decent time with her. I'll probably not repeat but I didn't find it to be wasted.
At this point I left for my hotel and didn't return until around 01:00.
Upon return I really have to say I was able to see a different side of Artemis. The robes vs girls ratio was seriously messed up, and from what I can understand, it must have been close to 10:1. Probably because there are not as many girls there as usual? Anyway, to get a girl that seemed interesting, it felt like you had to use the girls tactics. Run up and ask if they would go to the room. You can always introduce you to them on the way upstairs.
Maxi. Small German girl.
This girl is seriously small, and that's why I wanted her. I figured since I was not able to wait and choose the correct one, I could just go with looks anyway. That said, I had a really good time, but part of this is probably because I liked to look at her tiny body. I'll repeat if she's there on my next visit.
And a question about something completely different: Is it possible to get soft-returns in this forum? It's so hard to read these incredible long lines with text, at least on my 24". When using enter, it just goes with hard returns, making it just as hard to read. I'm pretty sure "enter" made soft returns some years ago?
The robes vs girls ratio was seriously messed up, and from what I can understand, it must have been close to 10:1.Sorry if I doubt but never, ever, saw anything even close to what you are saying in Artemis in years. Was there last Thursday and the situation was absolutely normal, with way more girls than guys at any time.
Could it be there was a meeting with management when you entered? Did the situation last long?
Cheers.
Kimino.
I am a frequent visitor of FKK Palace in Frankfurt and made first time trip into Artemis this evening, a venue I've read about with interest for quite some time. Quite easy to get to by public transportation although it took me a minute to figure out how to get from S7 to the street (keep going up).
I'm willing to chalk it up to being Tuesday or August but the talent tonight 930 pm to 1100 pm was far below the standards I expected from the many reviews in this forum. Honestly I could not find a doable worker for over an hour before selecting Maxi, an attractive and seriously slim German of Indian descent. She was great.
The number of robes did indeed outnumber the girls, maybe 7:5 ratio. Lots of guys looking over the slim pickins is definitely not what I expected. Its already quite cold in Berlin and the cold rain made the building seem rather small. If not for the nice session with Maxi, I wouldve been enormously disappointed, and I went home after not finding another girl that met threshold.
All that said, I will sneak away to Artemis on Thursday to see if I can find what others rave about.
Nebula2001
08-19-14, 23:31
Sorry if I doubt but never, ever, saw anything even close to what you are saying in Artemis in years. I'm sorry but I have to confirm the situation. I have been in Artemis today (Tuesday) between 3 pm and 12 am. It was pretty much a sausage fest, especially after around 9 PM. 5:1 ratio sounds reasonable.
Was there last Thursday and the situation was absolutely normal, with way more girls than guys at any time.
It is nothing like last week.
I would advise most mongers to keep away until a report confirming the return to normal.
I took it up to the management before leaving and they said they were expecting more girls in around a week.
I'm sorry but I have to confirm the situation. I have been in Artemis today (Tuesday) between 3 pm and 12 am. It was pretty much a sausage fest, especially after around 9 PM. 5:1 ratio sounds reasonable.
It is nothing like last week.
I would advise most mongers to keep away until a report confirming the return to normal.
I took it up to the management before leaving and they said they were expecting more girls in around a week.Wow, terrible! Happy we had fun last week then Nebula. Timing sounds good for next visit, I hope.
Kimino.
I'm sorry but I have to confirm the situation. I have been in Artemis today (Tuesday) between 3 pm and 12 am. It was pretty much a sausage fest, especially after around 9 PM. 5:1 ratio sounds reasonable.
It is nothing like last week.
I would advise most mongers to keep away until a report confirming the return to normal.
I took it up to the management before leaving and they said they were expecting more girls in around a week.So I guess the girls begin to come back from this weekend then.
How safe is it to walk late night around Artemis after finishing the party? I am getting an apartment near "Kronprinzendamm, 10711 Berlin". Will it be okay to walk 400 m from Artemis to this address in the middle of the night?
I am visiting Berlin on Sept-13 till 16. Would like to visit Artemis. If anyone is around the area during these dates, we could visit together. PM me please. I am a first timer.
How safe is it to walk late night around Artemis after finishing the party? I am getting an apartment near "Kronprinzendamm, 10711 Berlin". Will it be okay to walk 400 m from Artemis to this address in the middle of the night?I have always felt safe in that area. I usually stay at the Kronprinz and head back around midnight. It's a reasonably smart residential area and I can't imagine things change later in the night.
I have read on these boards of one incident outside Westkruez, but you will be heading in the other direction.
Sorry if I doubt but never, ever, saw anything even close to what you are saying in Artemis in years. Was there last Thursday and the situation was absolutely normal, with way more girls than guys at any time.
Could it be there was a meeting with management when you entered? Did the situation last long?
Cheers.
Kimino.This was just my second visit to Artemis, so I don't really have too much to compare it with.
I don't think there was a meeting with management, but that said: All the upstairs rooms where busy (So the few girls that where there was busy all the time it seemed like), and I had to wait like 10-15 minutes. I'm guessing that two bad circumstances happened at the same time; Many girls away on holiday and many guys away on holiday (ie at Artemis).
I entered around 01:00 and left around 03:15 (approx) and the situation was the same the entire time.
I'm sorry but I have to confirm the situation. I have been in Artemis today (Tuesday) between 3 pm and 12 am. It was pretty much a sausage fest, especially after around 9 PM. 5:1 ratio sounds reasonable.I'm still pretty sure that my estimation are more or less accurate, as least at the time I left with the last girl. I'm not saying it was 10:1 all night, but at many times it was quite bad. I remember counting the girls at one time, and I only counted 5-6 in the entire lounge area. There where guys sitting all around the bar, and in couches everywhere, so I would not be surprised if the ratio was worse.
I'm guessing many girls left before the weekend, and if Nebula2001 says that the ratio was around 5:1 on a Tuesday, I'm still standing behind my claim at around 10:1 on Saturday.
Still, I had a good time since I usually enjoys the daytime the most, but I think the guys entering at around 23-24 was disappointed.
How safe is it to walk late night around Artemis after finishing the party? I am getting an apartment near "Kronprinzendamm, 10711 Berlin". Will it be okay to walk 400 m from Artemis to this address in the middle of the night?I've always felt safe walking from the club to the railway station at all times of the night. But there's always plenty of taxis in the car park of The A. If you need one.
I am always curious about what they talk in the meetings.
Management pressure on them to be nice to customers?
I entered around 01:00 and left around 03:15 (approx) and the situation was the same the entire time.Ciao BoniFun. Yep, I read about the situation also from others. Amazing and very unlucky. I wonder how and if they manage the schedules of the girls. If someone faces this situation on his first visit to the club I wonder if he would ever go back for a second try.
Cheers.
Kimino.
I am visiting Berlin on Sept-13 till 16. Would like to visit Artemis. If anyone is around the area during these dates, we could visit together. PM me please. I am a first timer.Hi KekuKuke. To send and receive PMs you must subscribe to the site. There's a link about that on the homepage of the site I think.
Kimino.
Nille Copenhagen
08-20-14, 20:18
i am always curious about what they talk in the meetings.
management pressure on them to be nice to customers?they talk about the house rules, peep talk for the new girls, solving problem between the girls, you know how girls are mean to each other or fighting in the backstage.
in theory the girls are not employees, so the management can't put pressure on them.
I am always curious about what they talk in the meetings.
Management pressure on them to be nice to customers?Yes, that is on the agenda. I was once present in the club during a meeting. It lasted about 40 minutes and pretty much cleared the place of girls. I spoke with Nina afterwards and agenda items included a reminder to the girls on how to behave with customers, particularly with regards to upselling. I commented to Nina that Nicole obviously doesn't attend, which she seemed to see the funny side of.
It is also an opportunity for the girls to make suggestions for improvements. It apparently resulted in the introduction of bed sheets, rather than the previous use of towels for sessions. Thrilling stiff, but I suppose it's a work place like any other.
So I have been traveling for some time now and have had great luck with freebies in SEA and also Hungary of all places recently! Now want to finish my trip on a high note by a visit to Artemis before going back to the boring life. Of course a report will follow as always. As I read the forum I understand that the real stars these days are Nina, Fatima and Jenna (among others?) I have been flipping through some pages on how to recognize these girls (especially Nina) but have not found anything yet. What does Nina or Fatima look like? Also any other particularly good performers that may worth a try? Thanks and let me know if you will be in the club tomorrow (Friday).
Rocketboy0
08-21-14, 13:22
As I read the forum I understand that the real stars these days are Nina, Fatima and Jenna (among others?) I have been flipping through some pages on how to recognize these girls (especially Nina) but have not found anything yet. The rules for identifying candidates-
1. Look through the Artemis website girls pictures can give you sort of an impression (sort of).
2. Ask at front desk if x,y, z are in that day since if they are not, no point in tracking their whereabouts....
3. Ask bartenders in main room to point out x,y, z. They know everyone and may be less awkward than asking another girl, though that is also an option.
"Real stars", Looks and performance completely subjective, function of mutual chemistry etc so YMMV as has been said here since the dawn of time. Keep open to the vibe.
Member #4626
08-21-14, 15:41
Yesterday I was at Artemis and confirm about many girls are away (at least it was like that yesterday).
Arrived at the club around 7 pm and had planned to stay until at least 3 am, but after I saw the lineup and ratio of girls vs mongers (at 12 o'clock it was 1/4), I left the club at 12. I went two times with Emma, German girl, 175, blue eyes, blond hair, natural D-cup breast. I would rate her a 9/10 for face and body and also 9/10 for the act in the room. There was a lot of french kissing, Although some people reported that she doesn't do french kiss, there was a lot of tounge action, not tounge in troate, but LFK. Her face and body got me so excited that both time I finished within 15 minuets in the room (first time was with CIM). After that we chatted until the half hour was up.
The girls that was missing: Ariel (german/?), Nina, Fatima, Carla (rom), Lena (german), Chenya, Sonja, Caty, Adisa (turkish), the german gang, Natalie (poland), and many others which I don't recall right now.
There was one black girl, baby face, very tight body which I was interested in, but I didn't saw her again after 8 pm. From description in this forum I think she is Valesca.
I will be again at the club today and maybe tomorrow (where else do I want to go when I am in Berlin?) But I met with two ladies today which I had as a backup outside of Artemis.
Shah.
Ciao BoniFun. Yep, I read about the situation also from others. Amazing and very unlucky. I wonder how and if they manage the schedules of the girls. If someone faces this situation on his first visit to the club I wonder if he would ever go back for a second try.
Cheers.
KiminoYes, it was a bit unfortunate. Since I was there 3 days, and usually prefer daytime, I had a good time anyway, so no worries about that. I'm guessing that they would have a hard time to coordinate the holidays, considering that none of the girls are really employed there, and I'm unsure about what kind of pressure they can put on the girls to get them to stay. That said, the management in this case could have better.
Day three. Sunday.
I figured that I could go Sunday also, even though my plane left pretty early. Looking at my time frame, I was trying to get 2 girls and a medical massage before my plane left. I was really unhappy to know that the massage is only available from 14.00, and because of that, I would not have the time to make it. When I got to the club at opening, there where a few girls there, and not too many men, so it was still OK.
Honey. German (Dark hair, usually sits straight ahead when you walk in. Had a ponytail).
Usually sits and smokes with all the other German girls. I wasn't expecting much, and maybe that's why it wasn't too bad. I'll not repeat, but it wasn't like my first visit to Artemis where I left a couple of the rooms in anger.
A question: The German (I'm pretty sure she's German) that sits in the bar a lot, pretty small girl, and really looks like Jennifer Love hewitt. That's Jade / Jayda? I wanted to try her, but she was so busy talking to guys and sitting in the couch. As far as I know, she didn't go anywhere for the 3 hours I was there.
I wanted to have one last girl, at around 13.30. Sadly to say that at this point, there was already a pretty bad ratio girls-robes, and I was not able to find anyone that really peaked my interest.
I am going to Artemis next week, Wed. Thur.
Thanks to all the good reports on here I think I have decided to go for Nina, Vegas and Fatima, if they are present.
On Artemis' website there are pics of two Nina's, could anyone please tell appr. How old the "legendary" Nina is. Will probably be easier finding her if I know.
Hopefully there will be more girls there than the reports from this week tells.
Again thanks to all the reporters, that give us first-timers very useful information.
SuppenHuhn
08-22-14, 16:05
At Nr 71.
I think Nina is about 30.
At BoniFun.
German Honey doesn't smoke).
Member #4449
08-22-14, 16:15
Thanks to all the good reports on here I think I have decided to go for Nina, Vegas and Fatima, if they are present.All though I am a newbie also I will try to give a bit of advice.
Yes you should find these girls, introduce yourself, talk to them and get a feel for them, but so should you do with every other girl in the club that interests you. And then decide, not now even before you are in the club.
I must admit I have done the same thing, and it works both ways so its better to be open and go with your gut feeling when you are there.
I talked a little bit with some of the girls about this. And the response I got was, they where a bit tired of introducing them self to new guys at the club only to get the response, Oh so you are the famous "insert girl name here" Because then the guy would have so high expectations they not always could for fill. The girls told me they could not treat everyone the same, the same way the old timers here on forums say "your miles may vary" when talking about the girls. The girls said the same about us.
So talk to them all, get a feel for them and use your instincts.
Is it urlaub for most of the famous girls (Nina, Fatima, Jenna, mini-muschi etc.)? And has anyone seen Antonia she was missing last time I visited early July.
Best regards.
/Finite
Is it urlaub for most of the famous girls (Nina, Fatima, Jenna, mini-muschi etc.)? And has anyone seen Antonia she was missing last time I visited early July.
Nina, Fatima, Jenna, Minnie Muschi are not missed. Maybe they have a day off or a week, but they're still back or they've never been away *LOL* - The last time I've seen Antonia was in June.
I am visiting Berlin on Sept-13 till 16. Would like to visit Artemis. If anyone is around the area during these dates, we could visit together. PM me please. I am a first timer.Hi KekuKuke,
I am going to Artemis Sep 11-15. Artemis is an awesome place, I've been there a couple of times the last year.
If you want to keep in touch, give me a sign.
Pulani
Rocketboy0
08-22-14, 21:40
One thing I did figured this time, as that turning a girl down is a pretty good way to decide if you should go with them or not. If the girls are rude when you turn them down, it's probably not a good idea to spend time with them. Just when you think you've heard it all, comes a whole new approach to manage the muschis. This one is especially useful if you are Dr Who and have a time machine.
The logic of course is spot on, as like everyone, I am at my most cheerful self following a rejection.... :D
Anyway, with all the moaning of late, remember. boyse it is still summer time and no one should be surprised if the lineup is lite. While some men may be taking a last chance to summer up at the Bumsen Bahnhoff, for a lot of girls this is the last chance to take a week or so before they will come back for the IFA onslaught 5-10 Sept and they want to enjoy life, away from us. And who can blame them. I would get away from me whenever I can.
Still even if you need 4-5 sessions, hard to believe that is not doable, and for us mortals, even harder to believe there will not be 1-2 to make the day. Just manage expectations.
In any case, things will pick up soon. Schools start next week, and Berlin will be back. And for those of you desperados, remember Berlin has about 10 really good private bordellos, and one of them, Prestige near Hallensee, is a whopping 7 minute walk from Artemis, van Kempen is a five minute S-Bahn ride to Heidelbergerplatz, and KD a 10 min walk from there.....So if needs be, like the Marines, adapt.
Gremlin Og
08-23-14, 19:21
Have profited from and enjoyed the posts on this Berlin FKK. I'm a regular on the Dubai list, did one evening at Golden Time in Vienna, so here is my experience at Artemis Berlin. I made my adventure on a Monday evening, 11 August to be precise. First off, very easy for any first time visitor to reach from the middle of Berlin, S bahn or taxi. Overall, facilities are better than GT in Vienna but the cost is the same. Before the good stuff, let me get the negatives out of the way.
I'm American with moderate German language skills. Arrived ready at the entrance of Artemis and greeted the "hostess" in my weak German. Immediately, miscommunication occurred and I got a pissed off angry response. I apologized but strike one for the staff at Artemis. Later in the evening at the main bar, I asked in German, "a beer please," and got a look of did not hear what did you said, so I followed with "a beer," response in English was "say please!" Then the butchy bartender places my beer a few seats away until I catch her eye and she then places it near me, "thanks" in German I say. Strike two for the staff. Then later at the basement bar, I observe another female bartender berating an Asian customer, "slow down and ask me clearly what you want!" I get that the staff females at Artemis are not attractive dykes and are doing a different job, but what's with the shitty attitude?
Ok on to the rest. I arrived around 1630 and was surprised at the number of guys on a Monday exceeding the number of girls. Hang out for about an hour checking the place out, impressive with the indoor and outdoor pools. The shower and changing areas are bit cramped and not well laid out but I am sure that the front desk girl gave me a bad locker location on purpose. Point to consider: ask for a locker that is in the 300's or more, as anything in the 200's are less are cramped and near the front of the locker room.
At first I'm perplexed at the choices. Some hard looking tattooed tall girls, silicon, and it seems all the choices are grouped in the main smoky bar. Dinner quickly ensues and I grab a plate with the rest. This whole scene I found really strange with guys in robes and naked girls lining up for schnitzel and potatoes. I opt for a salad and veggies. Head to the outside table area and decide to sit with two tall tattooed girls. They were not happy I sat with them but what the fuck, I paid, so listen to my shit. I tried all my German jokes, like the word for "of course" and "masturbation" are quite similar in German. All they responded was "so will you take us both?" I'm not doing well at this point.
Back at the smoky bar, I spy a next door type girl with the kind of breasts you want to live with.
Gabrella (Polish) been reviewed here before. So we connect, I like her simple features, sweet lips, and goddamn those nipples. So off to one of the outside rooms and I immediately find her sweet, accommodating, and a real make up for the crappy staff attitude. I take is slow with Gab, only 30 minutes, but what a time it was. She could not deep throat but licked slowly up and down the shaft. Ball sucking was fit for a king. Best position was spooning in front of the mirror, her moaning, me thrusting and hanging to those awesome boobs. I knew then that this would be a repeat so I resisted cumming with her. As we laid together, she asked what part of our sex did I like. A professional but delivered genuinely. LFK to DFK, everything else on the menu.
Next up, another well reviewed girl, Jollene. I spotted her on a sofa in the smoky bar and struck up a conversation. When she told me her name, I was set to try her out. This older girl is fit and nice looking, Hungarian I believe, and carries herself well. But sex was a bit formulaic with me. She started on the day shift but was staying to 2000. I like when girlies take charge and she certainly did that but overall we did not connect. For sure, doggy with her and her incredible ass was well done, but I stopped at 30 minutes and believe more times with her would be better.
Next up Veronika from Bulgaria. By this time, it was getting to night shift so I was interested the in newbies. Noticed a pale skinned, short dark hair (it was a wig), small breasted, curvy hips and big assed girl at the entrance of the bar. Big ass and small breasts, brother please. We went to the 3rd floor rooms, and I really liked her style. Kissing was not as deep as Gab but this girl's eyes were sinful. BBBJ was marvelous. Doggy was similar to Joellene but Veronika could bang back and her ass jiggled something sexy. I am a two cum an evening guy so now might be the time for first discharge. After a great amount of her on top and me sucking those delicious be cups, I suggest the 50 Euro CIM. She goes balls to shaft and back again, over, and over, and over, and over. No holding back so I grasp onto the back base of her head (no touching the hair), hold her firmly in position half way down my cock and I shoot rope after rope of cum into her. At first she moans to the incoming milk, then she makes gagging / choking sounds. I let her head go before I am finished and as she pulls away, two jets of cum hit her chin and neck. Beautiful. She spits the whole load in the trash can.
Now it's about 2200 and I'm ready to find Gab again. Its takes some time but I finally grab her and she is surprised. I really want to spend some time with her but also explore having a team mate join. So we decide to go to the upstairs kino to start and then she will go find this other Polish friend to compliment the last 30 minutes. Kino action I really like. Not so much the porn film but the semi-public sex. Gab is great at publically worshipping my cock at the upper level of the kino. Then as she is bobbing up and down a girl walks in and Gab, says "oh my other friend is here. Fatima" Fuckty, fuck yeah I say. It's like a best of this thread except Nina. Fatima is something else. Slim, smaller breasts, but for anyone that has had her, she is top shelf. She comes up to our level as Gab is working on me and asks if I want her to join. I latch on to her ankles and hold on for dear life. For the next ten minutes, Gab is on ball sucking duty, Fatima is working the shaft.
We move on to a room on the top floor for one hour of double heaven. It's hard to put into words the next hour. Truly the best 240 eruo I have ever spent. Here is the kicker. I'm torn on how to finish this threesome. I'the like to fuck both in the ass, CIM. But my cash won't go that far. Finally, I've got both knelling in front of me licking the cock and each other, so I lose it and blast all over both of their open mouths. Man what a site. But then I'm thinking, "shit, that is an extra 100 I don't have. " But these two are so cool, they are fine with the 240 base.
You fuckers in Berlin are lucky to have these places.
I'm American with moderate German language skills. Arrived ready at the entrance of Artemis and greeted the "hostess" in my weak German. Immediately, miscommunication occurred and I got a pissed off angry response. I apologized but strike one for the staff at Artemis. Later in the evening at the main bar, I asked in German, "a beer please," and got a look of did not hear what did you said, so I followed with "a beer," response in English was "say please!" Then the butchy bartender places my beer a few seats away until I catch her eye and she then places it near me, "thanks" in German I say. Strike two for the staff. Then later at the basement bar, I observe another female bartender berating an Asian customer, "slow down and ask me clearly what you want!" I get that the staff females at Artemis are not attractive dykes and are doing a different job, but what's with the shitty attitude?
Ok on to the rest. I arrived around 1630 and was surprised at the number of guys on a Monday exceeding the number of girls. Hang out for about an hour checking the place out, impressive with the indoor and outdoor pools. The shower and changing areas are bit cramped and not well laid out but I am sure that the front desk girl gave me a bad locker location on purpose. Point to consider: ask for a locker that is in the 300's or more, as anything in the 200's are less are cramped and near the front of the locker room.I'm surprised to hear about your problems with the support staff; I have always found them great.
Anyhow, the sport was good. Two of my favourites in Fatima and Gab. A lucky find on a mid-August Monday.
Rocketboy0
08-24-14, 00:27
After many many weeks away, RB turned up on Saturday for an extremely pleasant return. Whatever may have gone on during the week, food was good, weather perfect, pool warm, and it was less crowded than a normal Saturday and while difficult to put a number on it, I would say the A-Team is back to about 50-70% of normal, with a few cute new recruits. But at least tonight, the f: m ratio seemed close 1:1 til about midnight when I dragged my ass home. So no stress, rooms were active but no waiting, and I counted 5 of my normal favs -more than my sperm supply for sure. Just plain vanilla with Ina (RO) and Debbie (DE Stuttgart) and both were just great. Certainly first timers would have nothing to complain about with plenty of options. So getting back to normal strength over the next days.
Team BU thin, and DE (esp Team Abdul) still absent though Jenna back, Team Poland sort of there, but Czech mates Nina and Fatima were not. Our key Russians Natasha and Vegas were also nowhere to be found. One can only speculate if they might be in E. Ukraine which would lead to an immediate cease-fire IMHO. But for you Milanese on the runway, not to worry as Soledad is ready and waiting, and has been in voice training all summer.
Don't know what was up with our Yank below, but could not agree more that staff normally more than friendly and helpful. Only guessing here, but sometimes, if people are stressed, it is more work to try to understand tourists speaking a foreign language badly than if they were just polite in English. Germans can be direct if they don't like or understand something- who knows. But A is a pretty friendly place considering all that goes on there. To whit:
There was a small champagne party on the sofa right opposite the main bar, in which the lead financier was getting blown by 2 girls. That was a first at least for RB right in the main arena. Pop goes the cork.
Finally, the 9th annual Bumsen Bahnhoff Birthday Bash is scheduled for 2 October with the usual steer on a grill, perhaps evening gowns (at least I will wear mine), and live music etc.
PussyLiccker
08-24-14, 00:32
Reading reports here, it sounds like Art has been low on girls or getting an influx of men. Is it that less girls are been showing up there? I know summers are slow if the club is saturated with Romanians. Has it been like this since May? When does the club pick up? When is the best times of the year to visit for a fuller line-up?
What is this 70% of the A-team? When is the A-team 100%?
Nille Copenhagen
08-24-14, 00:56
I never have any problem with the staffs attitude, maybe the way you walk and talk scare or annoy them?
Last time I lost my key and the staff was very friendly and immediately got me a new locker and key.
Reading reports here, it sounds like Art has been low on girls or getting an influx of men. Is it that less girls are been showing up there? I know summers are slow if the club is saturated with Romanians. Has it been like this since May? When does the club pick up? When is the best times of the year to visit for a fuller line-up?
What is this 70% of the A-team? When is the A-team 100%?Ciao. Lineup has been absolutely normal up to two weeks ago, actually very low percentage of romanians around in my last visit. Then very few girls around for a week or so and now apparently getting back to normality. It's summer, it was.
Th-sat, stronger days normally.
Regarding staff and bartenders, everybody can have a bad night for sure and there is some stress around at times. The problem is that 80% of the customers apparently don't know the use of keywords such as 'please' and 'thx'. Lol
Kimino.
Rocketboy0
08-24-14, 08:13
I know summers are slow if the club is saturated with Romanians. When is the best times of the year to visit for a fuller line-up? What is this 70% of the A-team? When is the A-team 100%?You might know it, but nationality has nothing to do with it. Not wild about your gratuitous "saturated" comment. There are a lot of cracking good RO girls at Artemis and it (and most FKK clubs) would be at a loss without them.
All girls just want to take off, even Teutonic Warriorettes and Klingon princesses, to hit the beach, get some sun and fresh air, and reconnect with family. Even you might. Things slow down then, as they do from just before Christmas thru mid January. Outside of those times, club at full strength, though obviously the power days better than Sun-Wed. Staffing even goes up slightly for the bigger Messen eg the coming IFA Tsunami starting just before 5 Sept.
Buck Rogers
08-24-14, 09:32
There was a small champagne party on the sofa right opposite the main bar, in which the lead financier was getting blown by 2 girls. That was a first at least for RB right in the main arena. Pop goes the cork.
The day before (Friday) there was a similar episode. I was on one of the couches on the platform and on the couch next to me a girl starts blowing a customer. Then they go fucking on to the next bed, the one with curtains. Well, from where I was I could see them fucking (not that I enjoy that) since they didn't close well the curtains on their side. I don't know how it looked from the bar below but I noticed some girls looking there smiling or looking surprised.
As for line up Friday was still very low (numbers and looks), the ratio men vs girls was ok till evening, then at 10 pm was like (in the main bar) 4 guys and 1 girl and at 3. 00 am seemed even worse, but I still had my usual several sessions and they were all enjoyable, even though I went with girls I wouldn't have gone otherwise.
At 3. 15 or something I thought though, all these guys and a bunch of girls, will all these guys be able to fuck one last time? Well I did.
That is just to say you can have fun anyway.
But after 4. 00 there were still some guys asking and girls refusing due to late hours maybe, so someone maybe left empty handed at the end.
Cheers.
Nille Copenhagen
08-24-14, 11:15
Regarding staff and bartenders, everybody can have a bad night for sure and there is some stress around at times. The problem is that 80% of the customers apparently don't know the use of keywords such as 'please' and 'thx'. Lol
Kimino.You don't have to say please, just say Bitte, LOL.
Eine Cola Bitte.
At 3. 15 or something I thought though, all these guys and a bunch of girls, will all these guys be able to fuck one last time? Well I did.
That is just to say you can have fun anyway.
Well done, mate!
Do you happen to know if Elena (BG) will leave soon or not? Hope to have another zimmer with her Friday, if stupid Bardarbunga doesn't get in the way LOL. Viola was supposed to be away last week and come back in these days, did you see her?
Cheers.
Kimino.
Buck Rogers
08-24-14, 18:49
At Kimino.
Elena should work in Artemis till the end of August, but I don't know the exact definition of "end of August". So if it is next Friday 29 she could be there.
Viola was absent.
Viola was supposed to be away last week and come back in these days, did you see her?She is back.
Rocketboy0
08-24-14, 21:54
Hope to have another zimmer with her Friday, if stupid Bardarbunga doesn't get in the way LOL.Is that a volcano started by Berlusconi?
Gremlin Og
08-25-14, 02:32
I never have any problem with the staffs attitude, maybe the way you walk and talk scare or annoy them?
Last time I lost my key and the staff was very friendly and immediately got me a new locker and key.It could have been me, I'm not sure. It was an initial visit and I plan to go back. I understand these things can be contingent, that is just what I encountered that Monday.
I spent two days in Artemis during my last visit. First one was a few weeks earlier and a really short one. Got to the club around 1 AM. Not a strong line-up. Few girls caught my eyes. Talked to Hasida (Adisa?) Turkey. She could not seem more disinterested! Like a girl you approach at a bar who has zero interest whatsoever! After two minutes of talking (she was silent most of the time), she asked me whether I want to go to the room. NO THANKS! Then saw Thalisa who claims to be half Brazilian half Egyptian (which I think is a total BS). I had previously sessioned with her and had a great time which I reported on this forum. I am determined to take her to the room so I introduce myself but she has no recollection which is understandable as our session was about a year ago. She is very nice and smiling all the time. Then I tell her let's sit down and talk till I finish my drink to which she says "I don't talk to customers"! I ask why she says because they talk and not go to the room to which I say don't worry we will go to the room as I know you; I just want to finish my drink, to which she say "I go sit by myself and you come to me when you finished your drink" I was shocked! Needless to say that she cut herself from more than 300 EUR as I was planning on having an hour long session with anal a few extras with her (just like my last time).
After this I was pretty upset as it felt like I got dumped by two working girls! Nonetheless I had to release that night so kept looking till I found this rather cute black girl Kimi from Bahamas. She wasn't aggressive at all just a smile and a wink that showed she was interested and after talking for a few minutes we were off to the room. She claimed to be new to the club and her attitude confirmed this. In the room she kept her positive attitude and was eager to please. Nice massage towards the end once I was finished but had a few minutes left. Overall a good one hour session and a possible repeat if I ever see her again.
This was last Friday and I had quite a but of time on my hand. So decided to go to the club at around 6 pm and stay till they close or I have no energy left. I tried to pace myself and use all the facilities of the club in-between my sessions, which was quite nice even though I will not include them in my report.
Before getting to the club I had received the description of the famous Nina in a PM from one of the senior members of the club and I think I know her based on the description. In fact I sessioned with her when she was at the Globe club in Zurich. Her name was Susanna then and I had mentioned her in my very first post on this forum. While a great session, I remember that was not my very best at the Globe. I got to know this because I saw Globe's Susanna during my first day at Artemis a week earlier and recognized her. I didn't talk to her to get her name at Artemis but am pretty sure that is Nina given the description.
Anyway, day 2 began with me asking the front desk whether Nina or Fatima are in the line up. The response was that Fatima is in the club but Nina isn't. So given that I didn't know Fatima I asked most of the slim brunette girls their names but couldn't find her till the end! Too bad.
First session was Marietta from Germany. She said she is 19 which sealed the deal for me! Went to the room but got a very disengaged act. She was trying to be "nice" but it was clear that she wasn't enjoying the session. I got zero response to my rather lengthy and elaborate DATY and her "kisses" (which she said she does) were more like mini smooches. Not great but moving on.
Second session was with Luana from Italy. She appears more like a Palace girl. A bit "professional" and mature looking with silicons. Initially didn't want to go with but she was pretty convincing at the cinema so off we went. At the room she was pretty horny and asked me to switch between different positions. She did want to take control but not in a bad way and given that I was somewhat tired I didn't mind. The session was good and I think she has good potential so I would repeat with her again.
Finally the highlight of the night was Melanie from Romania. Now her looks are not the best. She has some meat on her body (not excessive but definitely curvier than most in Artemis) and has quite saggy breasts. HOWEVER getting beyond that she gave a very good service in the room. She seemed to genuinely enjoy the session, was submissive and liked to be dominated. I spent an hour with her and did anal which is what I wanted to do all night! All in all this is my third consecutive Romanian girl in an FKK club that I have really enjoyed even though the looks were not the best. I am starting to get into Romanian girls now.
Happy hunting.
Before getting to the club I had received the description of the famous Nina in a PM from one of the senior members of the club and I think I know her based on the description. In fact I sessioned with her when she was at the Globe club in Zurich. Her name was Susanna then and I had mentioned her in my very first post on this forum. While a great session, I remember that was not my very best at the Globe. I got to know this because I saw Globe's Susanna during my first day at Artemis a week earlier and recognized her. I didn't talk to her to get her name at Artemis but am pretty sure that is Nina given the description.Sorry, but you are wrong. Susanna from Globe is calling herself Esther in Artemis.
First session was Marietta from Germany. She said she is 19 which sealed the deal for me! Went to the room but got a very disengaged act. She was trying to be "nice" but it was clear that she wasn't enjoying the session. I got zero response to my rather lengthy and elaborate DATY and her "kisses" (which she said she does) were more like mini smooches. Not great but moving on.Just call her Mariella.
She is back.Thanks for the info Pharisaer.
Member #4347
08-25-14, 10:58
I spent two days in Artemis during my last visit. First one was a few weeks earlier and a really short one. Got to the club around 1 AM. Not a strong line-up. Few girls caught my eyes. Talked to Hasida (Adisa?) Turkey. She could not seem more disinterested! Like a girl you approach at a bar who has zero interest whatsoever! After two minutes of talking (she was silent most of the time), she asked me whether I want to go to the room. NO THANKS!Her name is Hadisse and she is German Turkish. I know her well. She can be moody at times. So her mood and the sympathy with a customer surely has a great impact. I understand that someone who won't be at Artemis very often will naturally be less patient than I am, however I can tell you Hadisse is that type of girl who is very nice and very much into it once the ice is broken. Having said all this, if I were in your shoes most likely I would have done what you did.
Then saw Thalisa who claims to be half Brazilian half Egyptian (which I think is a total BS). I had previously sessioned with her and had a great time which I reported on this forum. I am determined to take her to the room so I introduce myself but she has no recollection which is understandable as our session was about a year ago. She is very nice and smiling all the time. Then I tell her let's sit down and talk till I finish my drink to which she says "I don't talk to customers"! I ask why she says because they talk and not go to the room to which I say don't worry we will go to the room as I know you; I just want to finish my drink, to which she say "I go sit by myself and you come to me when you finished your drink" I was shocked! Needless to say that she cut herself from more than 300 EUR as I was planning on having an hour long session with anal a few extras with her (just like my last time).She definitely doesn't really speak Arabic. She might be Iranian but I am not sure. I found her quite nice and warm when she talked to me in the past and I have heard overall positive things about her performance in the room. However she was never my type so I never went with her. I found her response to you quite stupid to be honest. Sometimes I would really want to know what they think or if that is a sign they don't want to zimmer with a particular customer in the first place. Many of us guys don't want to be handled that way and if they just put a little more effort into it they surely would be much more successful. Anyway you seem to have found others who more than satisfied you so I guess it was still worth it.
Buck Rogers
08-25-14, 18:28
Finally the highlight of the night was Melanie from Romania. Now her looks are not the best. She has some meat on her body (not excessive but definitely curvier than mostin Artemis) and has quite saggy breasts. HOWEVER getting beyond that she gave a very good service in the room. She seemed to genuinely enjoy the session, was submissive and liked to be dominated. I spent an hour with her and did anal which is what I wanted to do all night! All in all this is my third consecutive Romanian girl in an FKK club that I have really enjoyed even though the looks were not the best. I am starting to get into Romanian girls now.
Romanian girls can be very good as well, despite some colleagues don't like them much, maybe because there are a lot of them. It just depends on the girl I guess.
Does this Melanie have long blonde hair?
Sorry, but you are wrong. Susanna from Globe is calling herself Esther in Artemis.What lead me to believe was that description very much matched Susanna's and also I had seen Susanna from the other day. Well I guess I missed my chance with Nina then! No regrets though as I had a pretty good trip and quite satisfied with free and paid sex that I had. Hopefully see Nina next time.
She definitely doesn't really speak Arabic. She might be Iranian but I am not sure. I found her quite nice and warm when she talked to me in the past and I have heard overall positive things about her performance in the room. However she was never my type so I never went with her. I found her response to you quite stupid to be honest. Sometimes I would really want to know what they think or if that is a sign they don't want to zimmer with a particular customer in the first place. Many of us guys don't want to be handled that way and if they just put a little more effort into it they surely would be much more successful. Anyway you seem to have found others who more than satisfied you so I guess it was still worth it.Yeah I think she is Iranian too because of her face. She was also nice when talking to me just her answers were baffling! What was strange was that I had previously sessioned with her and chemistry was there and I think we both enjoyed it quite a bit. Anyway the girls just like us sometimes aren't in the mood for a certain somebody and I think I may have approached her at the wrong time. Too bad with Hadisse though as I liked her visuals.
Romanian girls can be very good as well, despite some colleagues don't like them much, maybe because there are a lot of them. It just depends on the girl I guess.
Does this Melanie have long blonde hair?She is brunette with just below shoulder line hair and about 160 cm. I was quite tired and sleepless by the time I saw her so some of the descriptions maybe slightly off!
As for Romanians I agree. I feel that the general sense is negative on these forums and even though I don't frequent these clubs as much as many of you but in my experience some of my better sessions were with Romanians. In fact one of my top three of all time FKK girls was a Romanian from World just a few months back.
Have profited from and enjoyed the posts on this Berlin FKK. I'm a regular on the Dubai list, did one evening at Golden Time in Vienna, so here is my experience at Artemis Berlin. I made my adventure on a Monday evening, 11 August to be precise. First off, very easy for any first time visitor to reach from the middle of Berlin, S bahn or taxi. Overall, facilities are better than GT in Vienna but the cost is the same. Before the good stuff, let me get the negatives out of the way.
We move on to a room on the top floor for one hour of double heaven. It's hard to put into words the next hour. Truly the best 240 eruo I have ever spent. Here is the kicker. I'm torn on how to finish this threesome. I'the like to fuck both in the ass, CIM. But my cash won't go that far. Finally, I've got both knelling in front of me licking the cock and each other, so I lose it and blast all over both of their open mouths. Man what a site. But then I'm thinking, "shit, that is an extra 100 I don't have. " But these two are so cool, they are fine with the 240 base.
You fuckers in Berlin are lucky to have these places.Just needed to share my own experience and opinions.
Regarding staff I think even in Artemis they can be rude. Important point here is to tell and to know what you want in a clear and loud way. When I was there at the downstairs bar I wanted to try the popular apple juice and at that moment I even didn't know it's apple juice. It's not a very popular drink in Turkey and here it has a different color and look. I told the bartender the brand of it and he didn't understand. He told me they don't have this. I was so much surprised because he was selling hundreds of glasses of this and now he is telling me that they don't have. I have entered the inside of the bar and show him with my hand and now he understood and gave me a glass of it. When I go upstairs I ask Melek (she is Turkish so we can speak in our language) and she told me it's called Apfelsaft or smt like that I don't remember and I understand that it is simply Apple Juice. During this bartender never been angry and helped me patiently but I am trying to tell you if they got angry it's not always customer's mistake. Sometimes they can be preoccupied. And I will never be surprised someone tell me that the short black haired woman behave rude because she looks like an unforgiving type. Just my opinion.
I think best place for the staff behaviour is definitely GT. It was the only place that entrance girl asked me that everything was fine during my visit so if a staff has a rude behaviour to me I would tell her and anyone would do so staff wouldn't risk that I think.
By the way a question;.
I am planning a third visit to Artemis in September, what time period must be avoided you think because of IFA or other things? Or simply what is the best time period in September to pay a visit to Artemis?
Gremlin Og
08-26-14, 02:01
And I will never be surprised someone tell me that the short black haired woman behave rude because she looks like an unforgiving type. Just my opinion.
That was the one at the smokey bar. But again, I understand service industry is not the best day to day for steady attitude.
That was the one at the smokey bar. But again, I understand service industry is not the best day to day for steady attitude.I mean the girl in entrance. Blue eyes if I am not wrong.
Buck Rogers
08-27-14, 06:19
I am planning a third visit to Artemis in September, what time period must be avoided you think because of IFA or other things? Or simply what is the best time period in September to pay a visit to Artemis?IFA is 5-10 Sept so if you want to avoid that, it could be mid or later September.
Anyway:
http://www.messe-berlin.de/en/Organizers/Eventcalendar/Tradeshows/
SuppenHuhn
08-28-14, 18:05
I mean the girl in entrance. Blue eyes if I am not wrong.Thats our "Berliner Schnauze" Jacky, cannot translate. Mostly she is behind the bar and sometimes at the entrance (for example yesterday evening).
At start it's not so easy with her but I think she is popular by regular guests and the girls.
Thats our "Berliner Schnauze" Jacky, cannot translate. Mostly she is behind the bar and sometimes at the entrance (for example yesterday evening).
At start it's not so easy with her but I think she is popular by regular guests and the girls.Yeah it could be. What was the name of Apple Juice? Just caught in my mind.
SuppenHuhn
08-28-14, 18:50
Apfelsaft is only juice.
Apfelschorle is half juice and half water with gas.
I don't know if they have apple juice, maybe only "Apfelschorle".
But I'm not sure.
Yesterday I had a similar situation: I wanted to have a "Mezzo Mix" but she did not understand. They (two different bar girls) only know "Spezi" in Berlin.
Apfelsaft is only juice.
Apfelschorle is half juice and half water with gas.
I don't know if they have apple juice, maybe only "Apfelschorle".
But I'm not sure.
Yesterday I had a similar situation: I wanted to have a "Mezzo Mix" but she did not understand. They (two different bar girls) only know "Spezi" in Berlin.I also visited Artemis yesterday, and must admit I had not so much focus on the apple juice.
What a fantastic place and evening, will report shortly.
Rocketboy0
08-28-14, 23:42
I also visited Artemis yesterday, and must admit I had not so much focus on the apple juice. What a fantastic place and evening, will report shortly.Yes please finally, someone get us back on track here.
Yes please finally, someone get us back on track here.One last thing, do I have to use "Bitte" also with the stupid apple juice?
Kimino.
Rocketboy0
08-29-14, 07:13
One last thing, do I have to use "Bitte" also with the stupid apple juice?Kimino.Only with possible certain snarly servers who may or may not be snarly at certain areas at certain times with certain people, none of which is certain.
So meanwhile, back at the ranch.
WarmStone25
08-29-14, 14:52
I visited Artemis after a gap of about 18 months. I was interested to see the outdoor area. I found it to be a very nice space to chill out, and get away from the girls and smoke, if the weather is good. If the weather is bad this area is closed. I arrived about 1 pm last Sunday, a few robes there before me, girls in the majority. The atmosphere was cool and enjoyable. Enough spaces to relax in, girls available if required. In the lower lounge the girl at the bar appeared cheerful and fun, not the usual snarly type. After 5 pm there was an influx of robes, soon robes were in the majority. Many of the robes sat about ogling the girls at the bar, many of the girls standing about looking as if they wanted to get picked up. My first pick up was a Katerina from Ukraine, she picked me up in the Kino, gave a good service in the room without being exceptional. My second was a Lara from Hamburg, met her when walking through the main bar, did not like me checking my watch and got annoyed. The atmosphere went down and I did not finish. My third pick up was Jody from Stuttgart, the girl with the tattoos (extensive), a large skull on her back, I met her at the bottom of the stairs, instant attraction with her fair looks (not natural blond), her naked figure and pretty face, I had to ask her. I was not disappointed, very good room service. I left after 7 pm having enjoyed the day. The period before 6 pm was the more enjoyable. I changed my plans to visit apartments on the Tuesday so that I could repeat at Artemis. So I did. On that day an Elaena from Russia picked me up on the Kino, fair good looks with a flashing smile. I asked for a pool side room. The site of her well presented pussy was irresistible, good fun in the room, we had a good time. I met another girl in the Kino, who said she was from Iran. She did not like the way I touched her nipples, and gave me a flash of her temper, atmosphere spoiled, no cum. I picked up a girl at the bar, a girl from Hamburg, but a different one, forgot her name. Really I was looking to see if there was another Jody but there was not. This girl had good dark looks, black hair, and was very good in the room. All in all I enjoyed very much my visits to Artemis, good place to hang out.
I tried Lara twice. The second occasion was because I didn't remember her! Neither session was good. Sweet outside the room; mechanical and aloof inside the room.
Apfelsaft is only juice.
Apfelschorle is half juice and half water with gas.
I don't know if they have apple juice, maybe only "Apfelschorle".
But I'm not sure.
Yesterday I had a similar situation: I wanted to have a "Mezzo Mix" but she did not understand. They (two different bar girls) only know "Spezi" in Berlin.One last thing before the last one (Sorry RB) it was LIFT serving there. You are right and now I understand why have a different color. Thanks for the info. I am relaxed now.
Tommie1984
08-29-14, 22:02
Made a return visit to Artemis on Monday 25th. Arrived around 11 pm and have to report that the girls were way in the minority, maybe 25-30 on site. First session with a light skinned back girl, Beatrice from Brazil. Good suck, good fuck and popped doing her doggy. Would repeat in future. After some relaxation was ready for another round. Girls thin on the ground so decided to head into upstairs Kino and see what ensued. Gabiza from Hungary came in. Asked if I wanted a BJ, thought why not and over she came. We then went upstairs for more sucking, fucking and pussy eating. Pretty good session. Possible repeat but doubt it given usual amount of choice. Retired to a sofa for a while to relax, turning away a few girls while recovering. Maybe an hour so later was thinking about session 3. A Hungarian girl with huge boobs and curvy figure came over. Don't remember her name. Anyone know who I mean? Has tattoo covering all upper left arm. Not normally my type and wasn't too interested really. She was persistent though and rubbed her body and boobs all over me. Eventually against better judgement decided to session with her. Much promised. Went to downstairs Kino for BJ. A lot of spitting on cock during BJ but too much handjob too little sucking. Went to downstairs room to fuck. Wasn't cumming fucking her so handjob to finish while I played with her clit. Ok, but would not repeat. Went to pool area downstairs and slept a while then wandered a while taking in some soft drinks. Was debating leaving when relaxing on sofa. Amira, sexy brunette came over. Says she is German but probably Iranian? Clit piercing looked hot. Decided on a final session. BJ was ok. When came to fucking she could barely take any of my cock without paid, she said. I am pretty decent sized but never had to fuck go in so little distance. Very disappointed so after a while gave up fucking and asked for a handjob to finish, again played with her pussy while she did this. No way I would repeat. A couple of things maybe some of you guys know. Who is the brunette with huge tattoo covering all of her back? Think it is angel wings maybe. Is she any good? Also, the hot young barmaid with dyed red hair, does she work at all?
Spent the day, Friday, at Art with some ISGers. Calm but very good vibe. Lots of girls, some still missing but a very good general lineup.
Things are back to normality.
Cheers.
Kimino.
A couple of things maybe some of you guys know. Who is the brunette with huge tattoo covering all of her back? Think it is angel wings maybe. Is she any good? If it's long black hair, quite skinny, could be Sissy. If it's her, she is BG, one of my favorites. YMMV.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Rocketboy0
08-30-14, 10:09
One last thing before the last one (Sorry RB) it was LIFT serving there. You are right and now I understand why have a different color. Thanks for the info. I am relaxed now.Facinating. Can't wait for the movie.
Come on. Boys, enough. The ISG thread here is public place intended to help mongers manage Artemis, comment on girls, interesting new developments, warnings, etc. This other stuff really degrades the quality of the thread. You can PM each other about it, swap supermarket shopping lists, shoe sizes, etc. But the spirit here is to be interesting, funny, and helpful to the public and posts ought to reflect that. It is well worth asking yourself before posting, "will many readers be interested in what I have to say. " If so, say it; if not, don't, or just PM specific people. If we degrade the community spirit built up here, the thread will stop being the "goto" place and degenerate into some vapid, catty thing that few will bother reading. It all depends on everyone just using good judgement.
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A bunch of us gathered last night at Ye Olde Bahnhoff for a very nice normal Friday night, lots of choices, most regulars back, and not so many men. Summer dulldrums definitely over. Everyone commented on how nerdy and petty the thread has gotten. It's not just me.
I'm planing a visit in Berlin and heard that the days before the IFA are the best during the year. Is this true? When should I go. I was there a couple of weeks ago but it was stone cold dead at the time.
A Hungarian girl with huge boobs and curvy figure came over. Don't remember her name. Anyone know who I mean?Maybe you encountered famous Nicky from Hungary.
Any advice for visiting Artemis during IfA time?
I'm planing a visit in Berlin and heard that the days before the IFA are the best during the year. Is this true? When should I go. I was there a couple of weeks ago but it was stone cold dead at the time.
Any advice for visiting Artemis during IfA time?Maybe these words of a wise and experienced monger will answer all your questions:
Lineup should be at the max, but there could be a bunch of people. Rule is hit the place early,"eat" what you can and then either leave or just hang around in the vibe.
I am planning to visit Artemis next weekend how is the line up nowadays by means of the Romanians.
Also is Bulgarian Ange lSissy on the stage she is my favourite all the time makes me love the club more and more.
Also is Bulgarian Ange lSissy on the stage she is my favourite all the time makes me love the club more and more.Was there yesterday, chatted with her.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Hessen Bub
08-30-14, 20:42
Will be in Berlin in two weeks, during the IFA. Didn't realize there's a big Messe going on, but still I will visit Artemis on a weekday. Any recommendations for young slim natural girls with good service including DFK? No silly cones, any nationality welcome.
HB.
Will be in Berlin in two weeks, during the IFA. Didn't realize there's a big Messe going on, but still I will visit Artemis on a weekday. Any recommendations for young slim natural girls with good service including DFK? No silly cones, any nationality welcome.
HB.Bub,
I think you are in the wrong place for these preferences.
RB,
I think I am getting expertize to make you mad.
That was the second time.
SuppenHuhn
08-30-14, 21:11
@ Tommie1984.
Theree are two girls with similar names:
1.) Amira with brown hair, per parents come from Germany and Maroc.
2.) Amina comes from Iran, she has long block hair.
But you wrote that is was Amira and that should be right.
@ HessenBub.
One slim natural girl is Maxi, german one from India (???). Maybe you find a little bit about her in this forum.
@ RB.
A little bit smalltalk is OK here or? Or are you a mod ?
got to artemis at about 3 pm. easy and short walk from the s bahn (but had to use 10 minutes to find my way out of the station).
nice woman in the reception, asked if i was new and told me the general rules and info.
men's changing rooms was ok, nice that the girls went in and out to get towels all the time.
once in the smoking area i was contacted by a gorgeous looking iranian girl that immediately wanted to take me to a room. she looked fantastic, but it was too early to me, i wanted to use some time and get to know both the area and the girls before i made my choices.
i found the outdoor-area very nice, as it was a sunny day and nice temperature. a couple spent some intimate time in a couch by the pool, the woman had short blonde hair, big round silicon-tits and looked very sexy. i could see that her male friend shared my opinion.
i also found the wellness-area at the basement very nice, spent a lot of time there during my visit. both saunas was nice, and to my surprise lots of guys (and actually a couple of the girls) had massage from the two "therapists".
but of course my visit was about all the girls in this fantastic place. when i arrived i guess the ratio men / women was about 1:1. not so many girls of my taste, actually, but most of them was very sexy and good looking. most of all i found it very nice to feel the atmosphere of the place. lots of very sexy girls in the main area, and lots of opportunities to get relaxed, swim and so on in the basement.
my first choice was an extremely sexy woman called zoe from berlin. lots of tattoes, fantastic (silicon?) tits and a body of a goddess. age probably mid 30's, her body was 100% perfect in my eyes. she also had dyed her hair very red, very easy to recognize. we agreed on kissing, sucking without condom, 69, and then normal sex included in the 60 euros.
once in the room she started to kiss me and the suck me, i found her very talented. 69 is my definitive favorite, and when she mounted on my face i was in heaven. to suck her clit and lick her pussy was wonderful, she also got pretty wet after a few minutes. after a long while i climbed on top of her and pushed my dick inside her pussy. it was very nice, and we kissed a lot during the fucking. i came a lot, zoe gave me a fantastic half hour. 10/10, no doubt, would definitely repeat.
after the sex it was time to rest in the wellness area, it is nice that the girls don't have permission to go there.
i needed to rest quite some time, and since i have a thing for street-hookers i decided to leave artemis and go looking for the girls at kurfurstenstrasse. that was a total waste of time, street-hookers there are not even close to the girls at artemis. my thing for street-hookers has definitely decreased after this.
no problem to return to artemis after a couple of hours. my zoe had left, and there was lots of new girls, now we were at the nightshift. still not many girls of my taste, though at least 90% of them was very sexy and good looking.
i had a very nice session with ina from ukraine. little sexy brunette, very beautiful, pretty large (natural?) tits. gave me the same service as zoe, almost as good as well. 9/10, would also probably repeat. chose not to cum with her, even though she gave me a splendid blowjob. i wanted to save my load for another session later that evening.
had to rest some more in the wellness-area, had sauna with two of the girls that probably had made their day early. hot to be the only man in a small sauna with two nude, very sexy girls.
it was getting late, and there were more guys and fewer girls as the night became more late. my impression was that the girls got tired a bit after midnight, they were not smiling anymore, and they were not so nice as earlier in the evening.
i decided to go home, but suddenly met two women that operated as a couple only. they were alexis and janine from berlin. janine was looking very nice, i originally wanted to do her alone, but she would only go with alexis. i decided to try, and went up to the room with them. we had to wait a couple of minutes for the room, and i was surprised they talked german together (not my language) without even try to talk to me. in my opinion that was rude. once in the room they continued to talk almost only german, and the sex was technical and not good at all. especially alexis was bad. as this was my last session that night i had to cum, but i should have left the room. these girls were good looking, but had bad behavior. i am a nice and gentle man, i didn't like these girls. 0/10, definitely no repeat.
and then my visit at artemis was over. the last session was terrible, but in total i had a wonderful time. i went to berlin for 24 hours just to go there, and i will do that again some time, i hope very soon.
i have to tell you one more thing. you understand i am not german, i come from another country pretty nearby.
when i entered the club i pretty soon saw a man from my country that is a very famous tv-personality, probably our most famous of them all. i wanted to talk to him, but was afraid he would not like it. i didn't see him go with any girls, which i found strange. when i late in the evening entered one of the cinemas, there was a guy having a threesome with two girls in the backrow. i watched the film and their threesome, and suddenly i recognized my "friend". it was so cool to sit 2 meters away from one of my country's most famous guys while he banged a girl from behind and fingered another very intense. he also came very intense, of course. cool episode!
can't wait to go back, hope i will be able to this fall.
You are better off with the Royal bordello. And here is something I found on kaufmich:
http://www.kaufmich.com/18undSoVersaut
Can't wait for my trip in September.
Will be in Berlin in two weeks, during the IFA. Didn't realize there's a big Messe going on, but still I will visit Artemis on a weekday. Any recommendations for young slim natural girls with good service including DFK? No silly cones, any nationality welcome.
HB.
Hessen Bub
08-30-14, 21:28
I know Artemis always was and still even more so is silicone paradise. Still there must be some skim natural looking girls. I'll go see for myself. Haven't been for 2 years, so we will see what I find. Hopefully not too many tourists and Messe girls.
HB.
Rocketboy0
08-30-14, 22:28
I know Artemis always was and still even more so is silicone paradise. Still there must be some slim natural looking girls. Hopefully not too many tourists and Messe girls.HB.If you search for "IFA", like most things here, this has been discussed a lot over the years. This year, the period 5-6 Sept will be the most intense days, with things dropping off as of Sunday 7 Sept. , and the following week should be ok. The crowding gets uncomfortable, and there can be a long wait to even get in, all lockers can be taken, girls and systems are stressed. The trick on the mega days is to turn up early afternoon, and plan on leaving 7-8pm ish. It can start getting quite crowded as of 4 pm, and then it just gets worse and worse. The new outdoor wing, larger eating space, and the 10 rooms will surely help a little, but room waits as the night goes on will be a problem-and it could be 30-60 minutes. Some will enjoy the whole spectacle of all this. You choose. I know that a number of girls will probably take some days off as of Sunday 7th, full of Euros, to sit in an ice bucket (not as a challenge) but to heal up.
As I have pointed out before, thousands tell their families they are going to see the latest computers and tv's which they do for an hour, and then head over to the Fick Fabrik. Actually IFA means, I Fucked at Artemis. If management was on the ball they could make some serious cash selling such T-Shirts. Or enterprising mongers...
HB. If you arrive 8-11 Sept things should be ok, and you will surely find some to suit your tastes, Fatima and Nina obviously, but there will be many others. PM me when you know your dates and times, and maybe I will cancel my brain surgery and we can meet up.
I know Artemis always was and still even more so is silicone paradise. Still there must be some skim natural looking girls. I'll go see for myself. Haven't been for 2 years, so we will see what I find. Hopefully not too many tourists and Messe girls.
HB.As RB says, Fatima and Nina are good options. Fatima is slimmer, Nina kisses more. Both usually arrive early pm, so you can get in ahead of the crowds.
I would also recommend Valesca (German / African).
Member #4626
08-31-14, 01:02
As RB says, Fatima and Nina are good options. Fatima is slimmer, Nina kisses more. Both usually arrive early pm, so you can get in ahead of the crowds.
I would also recommend Valesca (German / African).+1 for Valesca. She has a very fit body and is very good in the room.
PussyLiccker
08-31-14, 01:20
+1 for Valesca. She has a very fit body and is very good in the room.Is this Valeska with a K on the website? If not, how does Valesca look like? Is she light skinned with clurly blond hair, and a bit short? I'm looking for a German/African girl that doesn't have a dark skin or look like a mulato. She looks pretty much caucasian although she told me she is half African.
I posted a very long and detailed report from my visit at Artemis on this thread 6 hours ago, but it is still not here.
What happened?
I'll be at Artemis in a week or two and would like to know if there is any good stripping on stage action?
I really like the strip club type scene where you can then take the girl to a room after she dances. I've been to Prague and I really like Darlings and Atlas for these reasons (even though the prices are high). I know some don't like this atmosphere but I like the bar / club / strip scene. From what I've read Spain has some clubs like this? Can anyone advise me on what places have lots of dancing / stripping / etc? It doesn't have to be in Germany it can be anywhere in Europe, I will be backpacking for 2 months.
Thanks!
how does Valesca look like?Baby face features with caramel colored skin. Slim and not so tall with small tits. Amazing booty. Facially, I think she looks a little bit like Rihanna, the pop diva. I've yet to give her a try eventhough I have bumped into her twice from my previous Artemis visits last Dec and Jan. She left to go home early both times so I missed out. The next time that I'm back in the Love Banhof, she will be at the top of my 'to do' list and be my first fuck for the night for sure.
I'm surprised that she is not mentioned more often in this thread.
Rocketboy0 and Kimino - have you guys been with her? If so, what's your take on her?
Howie
Rocketboy0
08-31-14, 07:14
I'll be at Artemis in a week or two and would like to know if there is any good stripping on stage action? I really like the strip club type scene where you can then take the girl to a room after she dances.
Thanks!Arts has a couple of dancers who strip every hour on some nights so but they are off limits. In Berlin, Rush and Cleopatra clubs among others do what you want, though I have never been as they tend to be more expensive, or at least a poorer value than Ye Olde Bahnhoff. In general, search for strip clubs and you will have to see / ask how far things can go. For many of us, getting worked up just watching girls in various states of disrobing is called the real world. The whole point of Artemis is that it is not.
Howie - RB's tastes are in a very, very different direction, hence no experience w V.
71 - when you are just a regular member, the Admin reviews posts first and it can take hours, more so if there are many newbie reports to review and it is on a weekend. But as you saw, yours arrived safe and sound. Your 3-some story is typical and, as has been reported here many times, you should only do this if you really can communicate well with both before hand. Most of these doubles are of course just sharks swimming together seeing if there is something tasty to munch on. If you come across them, and you only want one of the 2, you have be strong and insist upon the one, or nothing, and as always, be prepared to walk away. Lesson learned. At least you had the pleasure of Zoe whom many find among the best.
@ 71 - when you are just a regular member, the Admin reviews posts first and it can take hours, more so if there are many newbie reports to review and it is on a weekend. But as you saw, yours arrived safe and sound. Your 3-some story is typical and, as has been reported here many times, you should only do this if you really can communicate well with both before hand. Most of these doubles are of course just sharks swimming together seeing if there is something tasty to munch on. If you come across them, and you only want one of the 2, you have be strong and insist upon the one, or nothing, and as always, be prepared to walk away. Lesson learned. At least you had the pleasure of Zoe whom many find among the best.Rocketboy,
Thanks for the info about posts. I did not see it here when I posted my previous post, but now it is here, and I know how things work.
Nice to hear your comment about Zoe, she will be one of my main reasons to go back.
I should of course understood about the two sharks, I have learned my lesson now.
I'll be at Artemis in a week or two and would like to know if there is any good stripping on stage action?Diddle: On last wed there were two strippers at Artemis, they were pretty good as well.
Especially one of them looked fantastic, she must have had some asian blood, but maybe only a little. She was the most sexy girl of them all that evening, unfortunately she did only dancing, otherwise I would have taken her to a room at least once.
My visit at Artemis this week was my third visit to a FKK-club.
I visited FKK Palace in Frankfurt in 2012, and Dolce Vita in Dusseldorf in 2011.
FKK Palace was nice, lots of girls on a Saturday evening. I didn't find it as good as Artemis, in example they did not have an outdoor-area. From the new pics of their site I see there have been some upgrading, looks even nicer now. Even though Palace was very good, I didn't find it as "high class" as Artemis.
Dolce Vita in Dusseldorf was my first visit to a FKK ever. I was amazed about all the wonderful girls hanging around, never seen that before.
But now that I have visited other clubs, I find DV very small and not so good as the other two mentioned.
DV had not their own restaurant, only a small buffet. The bare was small, all place was small and tiny. Outdoor-area was nice but also small.
I must say that Artemis is by far the best visit so far.
PussyLiccker
08-31-14, 08:19
Baby face features with caramel colored skin. Slim and not so tall with small tits. Amazing booty. Facially, I think she looks a little bit like Rihanna, the pop diva. I've yet to give her a try eventhough I have bumped into her twice from my previous Artemis visits last Dec and Jan. She left to go home early both times so I missed out. The next time that I'm back in the Love Banhof, she will be at the top of my 'to do' list and be my first fuck for the night for sure.
I'm surprised that she is not mentioned more often in this thread.
Rocketboy0 and Kimino - have you guys been with her? If so, what's your take on her?
HowieOk, doesn't sound like the girl I met at Mondial. The girl I met looked like the girl in this picture. Didn't have small tits, but you can tell she was mixed because of of hair was curly like the girl in the picture. Maybe she quit the business or found a gold to dig.
Rocketboy0 and Kimino - have you guys been with her? If so, what's your take on her?
HowieCiao Howie!
I'm very strictly caucasian-oriented in my sex tastes. Sorry but I have no info on her.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Ok, doesn't sound like the girl I met at Mondial. The girl I met looked like the girl in this picture. Didn't have small tits, but you can tell she was mixed because of of hair was curly like the girl in the picture. Maybe she quit the business or found a gold to dig.That's definitely not her. Artemis Valesca is darker, with body as per Howie's description, particularly the spectacular ass. Long, straight black hair. Very young, and appears to be quite shy, but that may be because she and I don't really share a common language. Her English is limited.
She seems to have been away for a while, which I assume is why she is rarely discussed here. To my taste, she is probably the hottest girl in the house.
I know Artemis always was and still even more so is silicone paradise. Still there must be some skim natural looking girls. I'll go see for myself. Haven't been for 2 years, so we will see what I find. Hopefully not too many tourists and Messe girls.
HB.Ciao HB.
I'll be up around the 18th probably too late to meetup with you unfortunately.
I'm sure you will find quite a few girls that match your tastes, the dfk thing has to be asked. I'm not into that a lot so I wouldn't know who to suggest. But, Sissy should match quite well. Thin, BG, long black hair, angel wings on her back. Usually wearing a thin chain (or something similar) around her belly. Prominent nose, always smiling. She normally is a night shift girl so you can find her after 20:00. Normally hangs around in the main area, immediately on the left side while entering or maybe in the sofas in that area.
If other comes up to my mind I'll PM. Have fun!
Cheers.
Kimino.
Rocketboy0
08-31-14, 10:28
One small detail I forgot to mention re the return of the A-team.
Vegas
SuppenHuhn
08-31-14, 12:27
I found the outdoor-area very nice, as it was a sunny day and nice temperature. A couple spent some intimate time in a couch by the pool, the woman had short blonde hair, big round silicon-tits and looked very sexy. I could see that her male friend shared my opinion. Big brother is watching you: This was me with the sexy girl called Jenna. She is very famous in Artemis and also in this forum. You should have booked her, her service is very well.
Once in the smoking area I was contacted by a gorgeous looking Iranian girl that immediately wanted to take me to a room. She looked fantastic, but it was too early to me, I wanted to use some time and get to know both the area and the girls before I made my choices. Maybe Amina http://fkk-harmony.com/Deutsch/girls.html (cannot the direct link).
I decided to go home, but suddenly met two women that operated as a couple only. They were Alexis and Janine from Berlin. Janine was looking very nice, I originally wanted to do her alone, but she would only go with Alexis. I decided to try, and went up to the room with them. We had to wait a couple of minutes for the room, and I was surprised they talked german together (not my language) without even try to talk to me. In my opinion that was rude. Once in the room they continued to talk almost only german, and the sex was technical and not good at all. Especially Alexis was bad. As this was my last session that night I had to cum, but I should have left the room. These girls were good looking, but had bad behavior. I am a nice and gentle man, I didn't like these girls. 0/10, definitely no repeat. That's terrible what the girls have done with you. This Wednesday I saw Janine lying a longer time on the round couch (isle) before the windows together with a girl with many tattoos and later she was sitting on a couch nearby the windows together with other girls (Tina). I know the name Alexis but what girl was it? Can you describe her a bit? Janine has not the best reputation in the club, I know that.
SuppenHuhn
08-31-14, 12:45
I found a pic on the artemis HP and now I know which girl Alexis is: http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/girls/img_0512/.
You are right she was one of the girls sitting nearby Janine. Sometimes she was smoking E-cigarettes.
Anyone know if Marta from Latvia, (tall ,dark hair) is still working at Artemis? Usually is still at the entrance of the bar on the right side.
Member #4347
08-31-14, 14:06
Baby face features with caramel colored skin. Slim and not so tall with small tits. Amazing booty. Facially, I think she looks a little bit like Rihanna, the pop diva. I've yet to give her a try eventhough I have bumped into her twice from my previous Artemis visits last Dec and Jan. She left to go home early both times so I missed out. The next time that I'm back in the Love Banhof, she will be at the top of my 'to do' list and be my first fuck for the night for sure.
I'm surprised that she is not mentioned more often in this thread.She is one of the most gorgeous of the young women at Artemis. I believe your description is quite accurate. I have been with her a couple of times and I had great GFS with her from the very first time. Nothing to regret. About what has been said earlier, there is only one Valeska and she is a bit shy even speaking in her mother tongue, German.
I am a little suprised Suppenhuhn didn't seem to know Alexis (DE) because she has been around for a long time. She is blonde right now and is best friends with German Czech Leura who is one of my favorites. Mostly they sit on one of the couches at the window side opposite to the bar.
Thanks Kimino for your information abaut Sissy.
What about the Romanian-Moldovian squad such as the brunettes Karla, Sonya, Loredana and blondes Amalia, Isabella, Ionella.
SuppenHuhn
08-31-14, 16:36
I am a little suprised Suppenhuhn didn't seem to know Alexis (DE) because she has been around for a long time. She is blonde right now and is best friends with German Czech Leura who is one of my favorites. Mostly they sit on one of the couches at the window side opposite to the bar.Oh sorry now I'm confused totally. Blonde hair not black? There was a girl with long black hair nearby Janine but most of the time she sat / lied togehter with a german girl with many many tattoos (some coloured tattoos) and straight blonde hair. Is that maybe Alexis?
Oh sorry now I'm confused totally. Blonde hair not black? There was a girl with long black hair nearby Janine but most of the time she sat / lied togehter with a german girl with many many tattoos (some coloured tattoos) and straight blonde hair. Is that maybe Alexis?Alexis had long blonde hair last wed. It is probably the same girl as you posted link to, Suppenhuhn, she must have dyed her hair.
She had lots of tattoes, but I don't remember if they were multiple color or not.
I found her very un-friendly and kind of rude. The sex with her I think cannot be called sex at all, it was really bad.
Her friend Janine was more friendly, and I think she looked very nice.
They spent a lot of time together by the windows, and told me this was a terrible night because of few customers. In my opinion then they should do everything to satisfy the few customers they got. That was probably not in their mind.
Suppenhuhn: It was easy to see you enjoyed by the pool! So cool to find you here!
I must try Jenna next time, she was a girl of my taste.
I didn't see her later in the evening, probably a daytime-girl?
SuppenHuhn
09-01-14, 11:29
Jenna usually works from 11:00 to 24:00.
Anyone know if Marta from Latvia, (tall ,dark hair) is still working at Artemis? Usually is still at the entrance of the bar on the right side.Maybe she is come back today from holiday. If someone see her please tell me on this forum. Thanks.
Lookoflove7
09-02-14, 23:22
Last stop: Berlin and Artemis.
Long week-end in Berlin (unfortunately with no sun until Tuesday).
Satursday at Artemis: too many people (both girls and customers)! Overcrowded! Just too much, I didn't spent that much time in the club. I arrived at 15:00 and came back at 19:00, there were too many people. Honestly I really don't enjoy it in such situation.
Brigitta (of course) at first. My favorite. She worth it for sure. Really good girl. Sexy and good attitude in room. What else do you need?
She was exhausted, nonstop working on Friday and Saturday. I tried to catch her a second time on Saturday but that was just impossible; I could see on her face that it was too much. Just too many people. You wait for the girl, you wait for the room, you wait in the men room because you are too many at the same time (even thought the place is quite large), only the swimming pool were free but it was cold on Saturday! Not the best day in Artemis since I frequently go there!
On Tuesday, completely different atmosphere. Still a lot of girls (I arrived very early around 11 h30) and few customer. So peaceful and sunny! We have all the time of the world (John Barry). I just enjoy that day.
Had two session with Lara / Lana from Poland, blond (of course) and tall, very feet (she make sport: kickboxing but don't worry she look very great, she is just really feet). Excellent session to start the day.
Then Amira from Marocca, brunette, big tits and big butt, very nice face, very friendly. Good fuck in kino. 'sex machine' as she said. Good girl.
Artemis and Berlin are really a good place. I really the last four years I have been visiting both. It gave me everything I needed and really good time.
Last visit in a fkk. Last review.
Thank all of you folks! I have read and learnt from you a lot. Always good to have some advices before entering into a fkk. You have been very helpful for me. It was also been a pleasure for me to share with you my experience. I hope it help some of you!
Time is changing now.
LOL7.
Last visit in a fkk. Last review.
Thank all of you folks! I have read and learnt from you a lot. Always good to have some advices before entering into a fkk. You have been very helpful for me. It was also been a pleasure for me to share with you my experience. I hope it help some of you!
Time is changing nowWhen someone says this, we usually post this LOL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29DXfcdhBg
Cheers.
Kimino.
Last visit in a fkk. Last review.
LOL7.Getting married?
Getting married?I guess he got that out of his system. What a bachelor party!
FiddyCent.
Rocketboy0
09-03-14, 11:02
Getting married?I hope so-but there are numerous other possibilities: new job as investment adviser to ISIS, enlistment in Nyovorussia militia, sex change operation, etc.
But as Kimino says, never say ever.
Citizen Kane
09-03-14, 17:08
new job as investment adviser to ISIS, enlistment in Nyovorussia militia, sex change operation, etc.In comparison to marriage, those 3 aren't sounding so bad.
Hi Artemis regulars.
Is the Romanian-Moldovian line-up recovered in Artemis?
Rocketboy0
09-03-14, 20:04
Hi Artemis regulars. Is the Romanian-Moldovian line-up recovered in Artemis?All back, all asking for you, and Amalya said "be sure you tell him to bring plenty of Euros".
Visited the Art this Sunday.
Ivana (or something like that) from Romania: Tall slim and tanned girl with platina blonde hair. Very mechanical but can take a pounding and don't mind you feeling her up. Not great but satisfacting if you want that special look.
Can't remember her name but from Moldova: Blonde, not that tanned, wore some kind of tiara or diadem. Promised kissing with tounge and full service but was very mechanical in the room. Allowed 69 and did some kissing without tongue. Quite rude so it was a great hate-fuck. Would not repeat.
Khaz from Turkey: Tanned, small ass, pony-tail, cute, silicone boobs, great skin. Very funny girl who gives a great BJ. No kissing or licking but definitely a repeat.
Funda from Turkey: Not a stunner but did DFK, good BJ and took a punding like a pro. A bit absent but still pleasant. Would repeat but not a favourite.
Jayla, persian / german: Claimed to be 21 years old. Really cute. Wanted me to grab her by the neck and deep-throat her. Very tight pussy and was a bit uncomfortable when pounded which actually was a turn-on. Definitely would repeat.
Saw a few other girls I wanted to hit but I wasn't really up to it due ti being tired.
Really looking forward to October 2nd though.
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