FKK Artemis - Berlin [Archive] - Page 31

PayForIt

03-15-15, 12:04

So about 5 minutes into the sex we are going at it doggy and I look at my watch, just out of interest & just the once, I didn't think she would notice but like I said she was enjoying the view in the mirror however she did not enjoy the view of me looking at my watch because she shut it down right there, stood up and chewed me out for a good 8 minutes (guessing here, if I looked at the watch again she might have killed me) Great first report. A good read as well as providing the detail. I've been at A a number of times and IMHO it is less friendly than the Frankfurt clubs. So maybe check out Oase or my favourite. Sharks. Both have better line ups generally than Artemis. But Berlin is a much better city to be in than Frankfurt. Odd that Berlin has only one FKK (despite lots on here about a possible second in Potsdam) whereas FRA has 5 to select from. So before you completely give up on FKKs I'd try Sharks or Oase on a summer's day, get out in the field at Oase or by the pool at Sharks and party a bit. I had a fantastic game of Bears v Babes (naked) at Oase last year. 9 girls played 5 guys at five a side (so called! If the girls won we had to take the 9 girls for 30 minutes on rota. If the guys won we got 10 minutes free blow jobs whilst sunbathing around the pool. We didn't know whether to win or lose! We won in the event and of course so did the girls as the blow jobs quickly led to time in the rooms.

I recount the story only to demonstrate that these places can be more than good fun as well as having a bevy of lovelies all naked. I've mongered for years and trust me. These are the best places bar none to do it. The girls are clean, tested and the facilities are better than in US, Spain, Thailand. Guys plan trips a year ahead to get to Germany / FKK. It is very sad they are not repeated around the globe!

As for the watch. RB's advice is sensible though I tend to deal with it even on the way to the room before she starts work (which what might have prompted the upset. I. e. "is this the best you can do. Get on with it. What's the time? I know you didn't intend or think that. But it's possible she misinterpreted it as such. I tend to say as we are entering the room "great. So I've got you until half past / quarter past /20 to etc now. Terrific! It's hard to get upset about a compliment. Whilst simultaneously making a point.

Skristel

03-16-15, 00:31

Hi guys,

Does anybody know if Artemis allows complimentary (free) entrance on a birthday?

I know some clubs do such as Samaya in Cologne.

Carpaccio18

03-16-15, 00:34

Going to visit A during this week, is there any new talent worth looking for?

Ortos

03-16-15, 07:31

On this cock clock business, come on guys, it is not that difficult. You are being foolish if you don't look at a watch when you enter a room, especially with a girl you don't know. Then a little check on the old Zeit in the middle of the main event is easily done while stroking her hair or face, or while DATY, or touching a range of body parts. Plenty of solutions.I thought that God invented the exalted postion Reverse Cowgirl just as a solution to this situation, no? I'll have to re-read my book of Genisis, just to make sure.

BTW: If a girl give's you shit about this, just say: Oh, I was just checking to see if I should extend the session another hour or two, but since you are obviously in a bad mood about this, well, let's finish up and I'll find another girl for extended Zimmer-time!

Kirk Lazarus

03-16-15, 09:06

Good first review transited. I'm not surprised that Avril reacted like that. When I sessioned with her for 1/2 hour, she gave me a little speech about 1 hour being better, that she's not a machine for a 1/2 hour fuck and that real gentlemen book 1 hour. Realizing what her game plan was (and laughing on the inside for her attempt at "shaming" me into 1 hour) I told her let's see how good we get along for 1/2 hour then I would consider extending. I finished before the 1/2 hour was up and did not extend.

Septimus1974

03-16-15, 14:27

Sanuk327

03-16-15, 18:24

There are some abbreviations that I do not understand and these are as following; CIM, CIF, BBBJ, DFK and DATEY. Could someone please explain them to me?Go to Urban Dictionary and search all these slang words there:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slang

Falco2

03-16-15, 19:50

For what it's worth, my strategy towards watching the clock is simple: I don't. It's definitely a mood killer if the girl notices, and would be considered rude. I show complete respect at all times, and if the session was not good, I don't repeat. If during a session, I decide to not waste a shot, I end it gracefully, again with full respect. Under no circumstances do I confront a girl, or display anger or frustration. There is nothing to gain in doing so.

Just my 2 cents.

Cheers,

Falco2

Pheebo

03-16-15, 20:44

How girls and visitors treat young looking guys (19-20 years) there? Should I prepare to lots of jokes towards me or no one cares?

Pharisaer

03-16-15, 21:01

Does anybody know if Artemis allows complimentary (free) entrance on a birthday?There's no complimentary admission on your birthday, unfortunately.

Rocketboy0

03-16-15, 21:09

Go to Urban Dictionary and search all these slang words there:These are not slang words. They are abbreviations. No need to leave home. All are explained, unbelievable as it may seem, by gazing upwards at the top of every ISG forum page, just under the red Log Out button. There is a tab called "Abbreviations" which has more than you will ever wish or need to know.

Note in particular, the most important: RTFF.

@Ortos - I dunno if God had much to do with the reverse cowgirl position. Unless God is a she, as some have (wrongly IMHO) argued. Ouch-that damn lightning bolt...

But the problem of the not so furtive glance at one's watch could still remain if there is a mirror, and the mounter (vs the mountee, or for you Canadians, the mounted) spends time looking at her little narcissistic self, vs paying attention to the man who has paid for her attension.

Still, I think this whole tempest in a teapot time thing is related less to etiquette and more to one particular lass whom, as many have reported, often seems barking mad. The Jeremy Clarkson of Artemis?

Guy93

03-17-15, 04:10

How girls and visitors treat young looking guys (19-20 years) there? Should I prepare to lots of jokes towards me or no one cares?You will be treated like everyone else in the club. Age does not matter, it's the money that counts.

I was 20 when I first visited Artemis and I always had a good time there.

Do not forget to bring your passport or driver's license as they will probably ask it at the reception on your first visits to confirm your age.

Good luck and have fun.

Carpaccio18

03-17-15, 04:46

Although I am no stranger to FKK by a long way, I had my first visit to Artemis today.

I arrived at the club around 10.30 pm, and after the usual instructions about the lay of the land, I ventured into the club. The lineup looked pretty good already at the beginning. Thinking I knew everything, I probably did not pay attention, as I didn't understand how the alcohol system worked once I got to the bar. The girl standing next to me. A tall Bulgarian-Russian blonde called Maria. Was however so kind as to explain to me that I needed to buy chis at reception for getting alcohol. As I had already lit up a fag, I then had to order a Shirley Temple while scanning the scene. I had my mind on blondes this evening, and there was already quite a few that caught my attention. Quite a large number of women present for a Monday.

While savoring my coke, I was immediately targeted by numerous women, but rejected them all with the just got here and maybe later line.

Correcting my mistake and picking up some 10 euro chips from reception, I ventured back into the lounge and got myself a beer. More attacks by women, presumably sharks I thought. I pick them, they don't pick me was my rule of the day. As always when visiting a new place, I was frankly fidgeting like a noob, and these women can tell from a mile away. But even after being explained the finer points of a deep throat BJ, I still held my ground for some time. I had my mind set on doing some action in one of the cinemas, because I am a perv that gets turned on by that kind of public action.

So after a little while I am being attacked by a blond beauty with a very, very charming smile. She is Isabella. A short'ish Moldavian blond with C cup silly cones, and a firm round but not too tiny ass. She asks me if I want to go to the cinema downstairs with her. So blond and wants to do cinema action. Game on.

#1 Isabella, Moldovia.

Getting downstairs, she heads for a private room next to the cinema. That's was not the plan, so I tell her I want to go for one of the sofas in the cinema. She is OK with that so we sit at the back one. She after getting comfy, she starts explaining her very extensive menu and what are the cost, including CIM, Anal, prostate massage and what have we. This was the start of the session, so that was fine, and it did not feel to much of an upsell, just an explanation really. I then told her lets start with a blowjob and see where that leads, if we are good this may take some time. She starts rubbing the thing, and to no surprise it grows. Its like a party trick I do. Get a blond to rub my dick and it grows. But now she is asking me how come its so big. I am for sure somewhat above average, but not John Holmes I believe. Anyhow, she then commence a BBBJ first on her knees next to me, which I like, because then I can grab some tit and ass while she is doing her magic. But quickly she gets on the floor between my legs. The BJ is not really that great, but as its my first session I am pretty hard. She then starts talking about a 3 some with lesbian action with one of her friends, and then more and more upsell. She wants to do CIM, and she also wants to put a condom on her finger and give me prostate massage. At this point the BJ isn't really that convincing and I do not care for a finger in my butt either, condom or not. She is then obviously trying to rush to the finish line, but I tell her that I want to fuck her as well. She then starts complaining that my dick is too big for her, so she really is not that keen. I kinda insist, and then she says "okay, a little bit then". So after applying a condom in a rather insensitive and absolutely non-erotic way, she climbs on top and lower herself onto my dick. Well, the first 1. 5 inch of it that is. As far as being fucked goes, this is about as exciting as enjoying a Starbucks coffee by way of imagining the taste from a closed bean bag. Or licking the window from outside the street. All the while, she's got an expression on her face like she is fucking the bedpost. Or a hub cap. She complains again and wants to go back to BJ. I then told her I also wanted her to do a reverse cowgirl while I am in the sofa. Because I like that (in public being a perv and all). She reluctantly agrees, turns around and lower herself in reverse on the very, very far end of my dick. I then trust another 0.5 inch inside her, and she starts complaining again in Moldovian. I am no expert in that language, but I do believe the analogy was close to that of watermelons on mailorder through the letterbox. I then could not help myself, but asked her what the price was for anal again? For a full 30 seconds she was quite obviously torn between the prospect of a 100 euro premium versus a wrecked ass. But no. So back to BBBJ, and she starts upselling CIM again. I decline and she then continues, but moves on to a HJ. Which in all fairness felt a lot better than her BJ. Finally I pop and done. Will not repeat, ever.

After some time relaxing in the pool and sauna downstairs, I felt I was ready to do a second. I went up and started looking for the blond Bulgarian-Russian Maria again. Seeing her quickly cruise through the lounge and picking up a guy, that seemed to lead nowhere.

Two smiling and friendly girls then asked me to sit with them as "they had been waiting for me". One was a skinny blond, the other a dyed blond with a pretty voluptuous body. Their names elude me, but after introductions they told me they were both from Moldovia. I certainly had enough trips to Moldovia for one evening, so I quickly escaped!

#2 Roberta, RO.

Fighting off yet more shark attacks, I noticed a nice tall blond with natural C cups, a pretty face and a nice ass leaning back on a sofa behind the bar. She didn't seem to hunt after guys, nor trying overly to make eye contact with any. So after a cruise round the lounge, I went over and said Hi to her. Sitting down next to her, we quickly started chatting even if her English was only slightly better than my German. But she cuddled, was talkative and generally made a good impression. After a while. And with no hurrying. We went to a room upstairs. Now this was something completely different. 100% GFE. After some more cuddling in the room, I did DATY and to my surprise she really seemed to orgasm violently. Nice and not expected. She then gave me a fantastic BBBJ and we agreed on CIM. Not upselling, it was just the extra price for my info. After a long BBBJ we did various positions, doggy, reverse cowgirl etc. All the while, she was looking me in the eyes either directly or through the mirrors. I ended up spending 1.5 hours with her. Brilliant session, and would repeat.

Rocketboy0

03-17-15, 14:07

How girls and visitors treat young looking guys (19-20 years) there? Should I prepare to lots of jokes towards me or no one cares?No one cares. The girls will find it cute. Some may try to hustle / upsell you a little so just say if asked, "no it is not my first time-or I have been to other FKKs, or I had camels while serving in Afghanistan". Well maybe not the last one.

Just read up on the Artemis FAQ (search here) about how it all works, and for sure take it slow. For the rest of us, it is just a day at the office, but sometimes, newbs are overwhelmed by the scene upon first contact and it is really important to make sure there is a good vibe when you make a choice.

Spend an hour just watching, chat a little, see how all works. If you have questions about something, or even some girl, ask a fellow monger. Everyone will be friendly and eager to help. Good luck and report back here how it all goes down.

Falco2

03-17-15, 21:43

As far as being fucked goes, this is about as exciting as enjoying a Starbucks coffee by way of imagining the taste from a closed bean bag.Nice report Carpaccio18. Had me laughing.

Cheers,

Falco2

Hoss C

03-18-15, 09:22

Two smiling and friendly girls then asked me to sit with them as "they had been waiting for me". One was a skinny blond, the other a dyed blond with a pretty voluptuous body. Their names elude me, but after introductions they told me they were both from Moldovia. I certainly had enough trips to Moldovia for one evening, so I quickly escaped!

I have met this couple last week too. The name of the slim one is Dinea. I did not get the name of the bigger lady. I went with Dinea only and would not repeat. She tried to upsell in the room. After realizing that I was not interested in her options, we had sex for 10 minutes only. I asked to slow down but she did not care. Otherwise, I would rate her body with a 9 (less for the face).

Pistons

03-19-15, 02:40

I'm going to Artemis on Sunday and staying for 4 days / nights. Please pm me if you are there too, so we can have a chat and drink.

I've been there some 20+ times and know some of the girls. That goes for these moldavians (all being romanians) too. Thanks for the laugh though.

But can you really blame them? The clue is to get to know the girls first. That goes for half the FKK girls in every club. Once you know them, they improve alot.

Akibono

03-19-15, 06:22

Any sign of Austrian girl Mandy?

Pharisaer

03-19-15, 07:39

Any sign of Austrian girl Mandy?Expected back just before the Easter holidays.

SwingerLover

03-19-15, 16:43

There are some abbreviations that I do not understand and these are as following; CIM, CIF, BBBJ, DFK and DATY. Could someone please explain them to me?

EDITOR'S SUGGESTION: There is a link labeled "Abbreviations" in the menu bar at the top of this page. This will take you to the Forum's Glossary where you will find a chart with most of the Terms & Abbreviations used in the Forum. Thanks!Yes, check the abbreviations list. Strangely CIM is missing, which means CumInMouth. CIF would be CumInFace, usually advertised as COF = CumOnFace. BareBackBlowJob, DeepFrenchKissing and DiningAtTheY are explained in the abbreviations list, along with lots of other German and English abbreviations.

Exodus8

03-19-15, 18:46

Septimus1974

03-19-15, 21:22

Arrived at 13 pm. First some male problem in the reception the first day: A man had been to the room With two ladies for lesbian show, but he were not able to pay the ladies for the show. The second male problem were a man who had come in the mouth og the lady and did not want to pay for the extra services. Strange behavior of the men and they should have gone somewhere else or stayed at home playing With themselves. The first lady I met were Nella, a Nice blonde from Germany. The second lady were Jennifer from Dominic Republic, I think she said. Jennifer did like it in Public so we went to the cinema. After some hours rest Sasha found me in the cinema, she were a small cute lady With dark-brown hair. After all this I went back home. The next day I went back and I were looking for Sasha, but I were not able to find her, I asked in the reception, but they told me she were gone. Does anyone know something about Sasha?

Sanuk327

03-20-15, 15:18

As the title says, it was my first visit to Berlin and Artemis. I would like to focus on comparison with NRW and Hesse clubs.

1. Accessibility the easiest, next to S-bahn.

2. Price the highest. Value for money the worst.

3. Lineup was mixed. Average look the best. Attitude below Hesse level (Sharks, Oase), much worse then in average NRW club. Percentage of hardcore pushy tattoo girls the highest. Reason lack of competition in the area (IMHO).

4. Number of girls the largest (120+) on Tuesday. Highest percentage of silicon boobs ever seen in any club.

5. Most girls promised free BBBJ and CIM (50). DFK availability the worst. Some girls refuse upfront, another girl (pretty petite blonde Alisa from Bulgaria) promised DFK upfront but later in the room refused. I left after five min in the room without pay, no objection. The best tactics is to try DFK in kino room and see what happens. Because of large number of girls, low chance to meet a right girl, and constant pressure from pushy girls. Selection takes a lot of effort not leaving time to relax.

6. Had very good session with Darlen from Romania. Average look, natural C-cup, good English, she cummed during DATY, deep DFK, strong BBBJ, professional CIM, good massage, multiple positions providing convenient access, intelligent, no rush. Damage - 170 (1 hour + CIM).

7. Food the worst, cannot compare to any NRW club. Many girls bring food with them from outside.

8. Drinks most expensive (beer is 10).

9. Ambiance average, does not justify 80 entry fee. Pool is actually like big Jacuzzi. Not enough number of pool chairs (5 total). Tobacco smoke is all around.

10. Staff service indifferent, do not care, overwhelmed with number of visitors.

I liked Berlin as a city but will not return just to visit Artemis.

Hessen Bub

03-20-15, 18:17

I liked Berlin as a city but will not return just to visit Artemis.+1.

HB.

P.S.: need 10 characters.

Buck Rogers

03-20-15, 19:33

I liked Berlin as a city but will not return just to visit Artemis.As a frequent Artemis visitor I agree on a lot of points, in particular looks and silicon boobs, prices and unbearable smoke in the main bar. But there are people who like silicon boobs and I was "oppressed" by girls at Oase instead in my first visit.

But the selection process is per se more difficult if you are new to a place, a regular knows more what to do, example DFK girls if one likes DFK.

It also depends on your travel costs and logistics. For me it is still much easier going to Berlin and, well, I know the place, but I agree that if you don't have these "advantages", better to stick to Frankfurt for example.

Buck.

UShobbyist

03-20-15, 21:14

As the title says, it was my first visit to Berlin and Artemis. I would like to focus on comparison with NRW and Hesse clubs......

3. Lineup was mixed. Average look the best. Attitude below Hesse level (Sharks, Oase), much worse then in average NRW club. Percentage of hardcore pushy tattoo girls the highest. Reason lack of competition in the area (IMHO).

7. Food the worst, cannot compare to any NRW club. Many girls bring food with them from outside.

I liked Berlin as a city but will not return just to visit Artemis.I will give one thump up for the totally nude policy of FKK Artemis and the all-you-can-use bathrobes policy of FKK Artemis. These two policies are better than those of NRW FKK clubs and some Hessen FKK clubs. The dinner of FKK Artemis is one of the worst among all the FKK clubs but the quality of breakfast is OK. I like the cheese cakes of the breakfast. The girls services of FKK Artemis are below those of FKK Sharks, FKK World, FKK Oase and FKK clubs of NRW region due to lack of competition. A new FKK club will be opened in Potsdam very soon. This new FKK club might be a game changer for Berlin.

Kimino

03-20-15, 22:41

Sorry for the OT, did anybody see Viola recently? I didn't see her last week and maybe even before that.

Kimino.

Pharisaer

03-20-15, 22:57

Sorry for the OT, did anybody see Viola recently? I didn't see her last week and maybe even before that.
Kimino.Anything concerning Viola isn't OT, for sure. - She's expected back some day after the Easter holidays.

Kimino

03-20-15, 23:08

Anything concerning Viola isn't OT, for sure. - She's expected back some day after the Easter holidays.Thanks Pharisaer, I was sure you had the info.

Cheers.

Kimino.

Mr Ho

03-20-15, 23:15

I will give one thump up for the totally nude policy of FKK Artemis and the all-you-can-use bathrobes policy of FKK Artemis. These two policies are better than those of NRW FKK clubs and some Hessen FKK clubs. The dinner of FKK Artemis is one of the worst among all the FKK clubs but the quality of breakfast is OK. I like the cheese cakes of the breakfast. The girls services of FKK Artemis are below those of FKK Sharks, FKK World, FKK Oase and FKK clubs of NRW region due to lack of competition. A new FKK club will be opened in Potsdam very soon. This new FKK club might be a game changer for Berlin.Some days dinner is OK when they make pasta (at Artemis, I mean you cannot go that wrong with noodle based dishes and I also do not mind meat balls at Artemis. However, yes they should improve food a bit. I often leave Artemis just to eat dinner in town. I hope Artemis will have kebab stand and pizza stand. That will be ideal.

As for service, once you get to know girls, some of them give you intense service, I even went for 45 minutes and only got charged 30 min. They are there for money, but they are human too, so I met some nice girls in after I repeatedly went to room with them. Well Artemis being only FKK in Berlin, there are mostly sharks though.

There have been talk about this new FKK club in Potsdam opening. Called Grand Palais right? It supposed to open last year in November. But as far as I know, no news. Do you know when it actually open? I am looking forward to it because it will give competition to Artemis and also for new club they need to attract clients to travel to Potsdam, so girls has to be good, so it has synergy affect to both FKK well I at least hope.

Pistons

03-21-15, 07:01

Mr Ho

03-21-15, 09:16

Due to the location of that new Potsdam club, I don't have much faith in it unless it is vastly superior to Artemis in some regards like food, atmosphere and even price.

Don't forget that those are the criterias the girls goes for too (except for the price of service). So first they need to attract the girls, and then the customers will follow suit.True that, it may become bit like Frankfurt-Oase vs palace.

But either way, I do hope that the new club in Potsdam will stimulate Artemis to provide even better looking girls, food, and also service to certain extent. I mean we do pay bit more for entry and also for the girl in Artemis than other FKK, and we do not see that much difference even for food and as far as the facility goes, there are better FKK for better price than Artemis, so let hope it will stimulate Artemis a bit.

Make new club in Potsdam for newbie younger FKK girls (teen age like 18 to 21 ish) and Artemis for minimum of one year FKK working experience club as Artemis apparently already is (according to girls).

Mac75

03-21-15, 22:58

I visited FKK Artemis on Tue 17 & Wed 18 Mar, last time I was there was a year ago, I took it easy both nights and had just two girls each night, so four total:

Yvonne, German / Serbian mix, 28, blonde hair, tanned skin, some tatoos.

Gabrielle, Polish, 26, black hair, very white skin.

Nicole, Czech, 22, brown hair, tanned skin, very tall.

Gia, Moldovian, 25, blonde hair (dyed), tanned skin, lower back tatoo.

All sessions were 1/2 hour E60, I did the CIM option with Gia so E50 extra for that. I would definitely recommend either Yvonne or Gabrielle to anyone, both very good sessions, particularly Gabrielle who gave lots of DFK & GFE although I would say she would not do that with anyone, only if she likes you and you spend some time chatting with her for a while beforehand which I did.

Unfortunately I can't recommend Nicole, the session was ok, but midway through the session when I went to switch to doggie style she announced that she did not do this position as it hurt her, I find this disappointing for two reasons, one been that it is my favourite position, the other that she should say something like that up front before going to the room. Maybe it was near her time of the month or something, but still in my opinion she should not be working then.

As for Gia I am neutral, I wouldn't repeat myself but others may well have a great time with her. Once in the room she was a bit pushy for extras even though I told her I've been in Artemis over 20 times since '07 so I'm well aware of the prices. I ended up doing the CIM option only because towards the end I was struggling to finish, I reckon because of all the action I had at ERW on Mon 16.

Anyway that's my short report if it helps anyone. Cheers, Mac75.

Simon Rex

03-23-15, 22:10

Thinking about hitting Art the week before Easter. Would it be considered a slow week?

Also, has anyone seen Turkish Shaz lately?

Exodus8

03-24-15, 23:19

I'm hitting Art next Wednesday and will stay in Berlin for 6 days. If any masters are attending please let me know as I need an experienced wingman in order to avoid getting devoured by sharks, LOL.

Feel pretty confident as I have made some research of which girls that are supposed to be safe bets, but I will go with the flow and fuck girls that I want to fuck.

Kimino

03-25-15, 02:19

but I will go with the flow and fuck girls that I want to fuck.Good idea. Remember Wednesday is lingerie day, unless you like it (as I do), pick a different day.

Kimino.

Exodus8

03-25-15, 18:43

Good idea. Remember Wednesday is lingerie day, unless you like it (as I do), pick a different day.

Kimino.Thanks for letting me know. I will go on Wednesday for sure as I don't mind lingerie and don't want to get overwhelm besides I will be a regular for a few days, LOL.

Danny227

03-26-15, 22:22

BrandonBrandon

03-27-15, 03:25

What is the best way to get from city center to FKK Artemis and back? Do the trains run all night? Is it possible to get a cab back from there?

Thanks in advance!

Exodus8

03-27-15, 05:18

Artemis today, took a session with a girl I take all the time, so I trust her. We go down and I ask how much and she replies 2 hours. I pay and check my phone, 1 hour and 20 minutes. Why do girls lie. I took this girl 7 or 8 times in the past. I didn't say anything not to ruin future sessions, but now I have to pay more careful attention. Rooky mistake, but in my defense I was drunk shit faced.

Watch it guys. Happens even to the experienced.So the lesson is that when you are drunk FKK girls will take advantage of you and vice versa (some guys), LOL.

Going to wear a easy read watch to check time.

Sirioja

03-27-15, 06:48

Artemis today, took a session with a girl I take all the time, so I trust her. We go down and I ask how much and she replies 2 hours. I pay and check my phone, 1 hour and 20 minutes. Why do girls lie. I took this girl 7 or 8 times in the past. I didn't say anything not to ruin future sessions, but now I have to pay more careful attention. Rooky mistake, but in my defense I was drunk shit faced.

Watch it guys. Happens even to the experienced.This girl didn't respect you and stole you for 30 mn = 60€ at Artémis, maybe because you were drunk and she doesn't work enough, and you think to go again with her?

After her and the Oase girl, you should learn how to manage with girls.

Even in brothel, better for both to be respectful.

Danny227

03-27-15, 08:32

So the lesson is that when you are drunk FKK girls will take advantage of you and vice versa (some guys), LOL.

Going to wear a easy read watch to check time.Absolutely man. This is so annoying.

Galazy2

03-27-15, 21:35

What is the best way to get from city center to FKK Artemis and back? Do the trains run all night? Is it possible to get a cab back from there?

Thanks in advance!No problem getting a taxi. There's always cabs in the car park waiting to pick up.

Pharisaer

03-27-15, 21:46

What is the best way to get from city center to FKK Artemis and back?There's more than one way to skin a cat. IMHO the easiest way is taking the S-Bahn. It's just a short stroll from Westkreuz station (S5, S7, S75) or Halensee station (S41, S42, S46).

Do the trains run all night?No. During weekend nights (Fri / Sat, Sat / Sun) only. 24/7 bus service available at Halensee station bus stop.

Is it possible to get a cab back from there?Yes.

Pistons

03-28-15, 00:50

Just a quick recap on my days at artemis recently:

Some of the girls I went with:

- South African girl from Jburgh I can't recall the name of. Blonde colored hair and black skin. First session and also one of my worst experiences ever. I'll rather do animal sex than going with this girl again. 0/10.

- Axenya (sp?) (Bul). This girl is incredible and as some have already mentionned here, her BJ's are incredible. She is also very sweet and knows how to touch a man with her magic hands. I went with her twice, and can only recommend her more. Also for those who misses Marketa in terms of looks and personality, Axenya is probably your type of girl, with even better skills in bed.

- Jade (name?) from Stuttgart with tons of tatoos. She was platina blonde last time I was at Artemis, but she is back to being natural brunette now. Doesn't kiss which is a bit negative, and her tits are new. Very nice and sweet girl. Very cute. Might be worth a repeat even though she doesn't kiss. P.S.: she likes it rough.

- Brianna (spain). I've been with her before. Very slim with a light weighted body. So very easy to be acrobatic with. Must say I prefer her with her current black hair as opposed to the ginger look she used to have before. She is a sweet anf fun girl that is very easy to be with. Recommended.

- Annelin (name? 22 year old romanian with a very light blonde hair. Great natural tits although she diesnt like to be licked on them. Also very sweet and happy girl. She seems to allways be in a good mood. Great body and good sex. I think she is fairly new as I haven't seen her before. Although I was told that she had been here awhile but had been on vacations.

Wanted to try out Dee (rom) as well, but no time. Anyone tried her?

Danny227

03-28-15, 22:08

This girl didn't respect you and stole you for 30 mn = 60 at Artmis, maybe because you were drunk and she doesn't work enough, and you think to go again with her?

After her and the Oase girl, you should learn how to manage with girls.

Even in brothel, better for both to be respectful.Well, she works all the time. Could be that she made an honest mistake as well. Also, I don't like conflict, so I am not reacting to these incidents. I don't know what you mean by "both should be respectful," but if you are implying I am not. Let me assure you that respecting the girl is paramount for me. And, yes, with this specific girl I may go again as I was with her maybe 6-8 times and she is great. I will just have to check the watch.

The Oase girl insisted to upsell, so I left the room. Shit happens man. Sometimes we have some bad luck.

I didn't have anything like this happen in months. Sometimes girls promise service outside the room and inside they don't deliver.

In any event, it does not get me upset or angry. I just stay away next time and I share my experience with the guys here in the forum, so they know from which girls to watch it.

But, I'll agree with you, managing the girls is important.

Cheers

Niklassthlm

03-29-15, 20:56

I will be visiting Artemis on Friday this week, 1st time, is Easter a problem? Is it a lot more crowded or maybe less?

Thanks

Kussen Ficken

03-29-15, 21:54

Saw this in Metro UK. Sounds like Artemis. One of you guys need to volunteer.

A Berlin brothel is advertising for prostitute testers – with the lucky candidate expected to rate sex workers for quality, cleanliness and safe sex.

The brothel, advertising on German sex website KaufMich.com (‘Buy me’), says, ‘Practical experience with many years of brothel visits necessary. You should enjoy having fun with people and you should not be afraid of contact.’

The brothel (which is advertising as ‘an international company with 120 workers’), says it is looking for a tester with a university degree (preferably business), experience of brothels and a health certificate showing they are disease-free.

Marlboro Red

03-30-15, 05:12

I will be visiting Artemis on Friday this week, 1st time, is Easter a problem? Is it a lot more crowded or maybe less?

ThanksI better check the opening times if I were you.

Niklassthlm

03-30-15, 16:47

Nothing on their webpage. Gah, fuck it, I'm going anyway, hoping for the best.

I better check the opening times if I were you.

Niklassthlm

03-30-15, 18:03

I'm just going to go for it nothing on their webpage.

Any tips on who to look for?

I better check the opening times if I were you.

Marlboro Red

03-30-15, 22:24

I'm just going to go for it nothing on their webpage.

Any tips on who to look for?Their websites says that they are open, but I am not sure how many people will be there? If I were you, I hit the club anyway.

Sanuk327

03-30-15, 22:58

Their websites says that they are open, but I am not sure how many people will be there? If I were you, I hit the club anyway.Call them - 030 890 444 10.

Sirioja

03-30-15, 23:28

Well, she works all the time. Could be that she made an honest mistake as well. Also, I don't like conflict, so I am not reacting to these incidents. I don't know what you mean by "both should be respectful," but if you are implying I am not. Let me assure you that respecting the girl is paramount for me. And, yes, with this specific girl I may go again as I was with her maybe 6-8 times and she is great. I will just have to check the watch.

The Oase girl insisted to upsell, so I left the room. Shit happens man. Sometimes we have some bad luck.

I didn't have anything like this happen in months. Sometimes girls promise service outside the room and inside they don't deliver.

In any event, it does not get me upset or angry. I just stay away next time and I share my experience with the guys here in the forum, so they know from which girls to watch it.

But, I'll agree with you, managing the girls is important.

CheersI always try to be respectful with girls and I expect for the same from girls, an Hungarian Oase girl wanted to speak with me about Paris, ski she enjoys, after sex, so we stayed 20 mn more in room to speak and she asked me for 50€ more, I never drink and I have a watch, so I knew we had less than 1 hour for sex, so I gave her only 100€ , she asked me for 150 , I refused, the week after she came to me smiling, I said her: don't you remember last time? She answered no problem for last week, but problem for me, I go with girls to have good relaxing time, not to fight at the end for money, my fav doesn't even look how much I give her, I never give her tip, only the club rate, but she trust me and she always said me "merci" , her honesty makes me become a very very regular with 2 or 3 rooms each week she works, so it's up to you for behaving with girls, but drinking don't help to be respected by girls.

Nevertheless, thanks for giving information about girls.

Danny227

03-31-15, 10:25

I always try to be respectful with girls and I expect for the same from girls, an Hungarian Oase girl wanted to speak with me about Paris, ski she enjoys, after sex, so we stayed 20 mn more in room to speak and she asked me for 50 more, I never drink and I have a watch, so I knew we had less than 1 hour for sex, so I gave her only 100 , she asked me for 150 , I refused, the week after she came to me smiling, I said her: don't you remember last time? She answered no problem for last week, but problem for me, I go with girls to have good relaxing time, not to fight at the end for money, my fav doesn't even look how much I give her, I never give her tip, only the club rate, but she trust me and she always said me "merci" , her honesty makes me become a very very regular with 2 or 3 rooms each week she works, so it's up to you for behaving with girls, but drinking don't help to be respected by girls.

Nevertheless, thanks for giving information about girls.Well, you can't generalize my friend. There are so many types of drunk guys; some get nasty and aggressive, some need a hug and affection, some get humorous and many more types. Don't forget that as long as you are good to the girl, it makes no difference. Our room experience was talking for a long time about her childhood and about why the club wasn't as full given there was a messe in Berlin. Our connection is such that I truly like her in the most genuine way possible.

In any event, I hardly never drink as well. I'm a sports enthusiastic. And, that's why I am a light weight when drinking. I get drunk quickly. But, don't be under the assumption that drunk is mean. I get more affectionate, humorous and in need of touching. I am not an aggressive drunk. Also, that specific girl and I got bottles and were drinking together before. Respect and stuff is not even a question. She lets me know what days she works, so I can come if I want.

If this was any girl, it would not surprise me that she misstated the time, but this one it is shocking, which is also the reason I can go with her again and believe she made an honest mistake. Maybe I am too naive, but I don't know man.

Rocketboy0

03-31-15, 18:14

Also, that specific girl and I got bottles and were drinking together before. ... Maybe I am too naive, but I don't know man.So you were drinking AND she was drinking. And nobody was quite sure of the time! Gripping stuff.

For you music buffs out there, the refrain from an old Chicago song seems quite useful at this particular moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBuUUBrC9eQ

or perhaps, just in the future, negotiate prices better, as in some tips from inspirational speaker Al Czervik:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgxzItaQzw

Danny227

04-01-15, 00:24

So you were drinking AND she was drinking. And nobody was quite sure of the time! Gripping stuff.

For you music buffs out there, the refrain from an old Chicago song seems quite useful at this particular moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBuUUBrC9eQ

or perhaps, just in the future, negotiate prices better, as in some tips from inspirational speaker Al Czervik:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgxzItaQzwDude,

I know. But, is was a hell of a session.

Bearsk

04-01-15, 15:30

Well, you can't generalize my friend…. Also, that specific girl and I got bottles and were drinking together before.

If this was any girl, it would not surprise me that she misstated the time, but this one it is shocking, which is also the reason I can go with her again and believe she made an honest mistake. Maybe I am too naive, but I don't know man.Maybe her clock started when you ordered the bottle from the bar.

You may have a problem with alcohol at times. Lots of us do. Either way, you were not in a state to question at payment.

Years ago, I shorted a Brasilian girl named Kim by 60 euro. Very nice girl, I fell asleep upstairs during a head massage. I realized later and tried to find her. She had left for the day. I never saw her again. Like you, I need to forget that and move on.

Danny227

04-01-15, 16:00

Maybe her clock started when you ordered the bottle from the bar.

You may have a problem with alcohol at times. Lots of us do. Either way, you were not in a state to question at payment.

Years ago, I shorted a Brasilian girl named Kim by 60 euro. Very nice girl, I fell asleep upstairs during a head massage. I realized later and tried to find her. She had left for the day. I never saw her again. Like you, I need to forget that and move on.Right on dude, I don't hold a grudge against the girl. She is worth every cent and more.

Since that night I have been all week at Oase and Sharks. My memory follows recency effects and has no recollection of unfortunate incidents from he past.

By the way, I highly recommend the girl to anyone who goes to Artemis! Super cool and great service (Artemis scale, not World or Sharks scales).

Samplerr

04-01-15, 16:57

By the way, I highly recommend the girl to anyone who goes to Artemis! Super cool and great service (Artemis scale, not World or Sharks scales).Unless I missed it somewhere in the chain of posts, you never identified her?

Danny227

04-01-15, 17:21

Unless I missed it somewhere in the chain of posts, you never identified her?Correct, apologies, her name is Erika. I posted about her in the past here. She is with black hair and black eyes, silicon boobs and she should be around 21. I just want to add that while I talked about this incident, I took her 6-8 times in the past and there was never a billing issue, so I would highly recommend her, still.

Rocketboy0

04-01-15, 17:56

Years ago, I shorted a Brasilian girl named Kim by 60 euro. Very nice girl, I fell asleep upstairs during a head massage. Like you, I need to forget that and move on.Could it be she misunderstood when you said you'd like some head?

But this falling asleep in the middle of a session - a hell of a good idea to save some bucks. I just don't think the rest of us have your charm to pull it off. I can imagine some of the Hamburg Team using a cattle prod to gently wake up an underpaying monger.

SuppenHuhn

04-01-15, 22:33

At Danny.

I think Erika is more than 30.

Exodus8

04-02-15, 01:13

Went there around 13 pm bought ticket, locked valuables in the safe, changed and took a shower. Walked around a bit to get to know the place and got told not to go to the 3rd floor so it was not easy to see that I'm was new to the place, LOL.

Went to eat some breakfast and walked around again. Sat in the kino downstairs and got approached by a lot of girls, tried to avoid eye contact if I knew I wasn't interested look wise. Got approached by Sheenya who was nice and we talked some time before I took to the kino-rom. Some LFK and fucked her in several positions but didn't manage to cum.

Concl: may repeat.

Needed some energy so went to the bar (pool) and saw a beautiful girl (sorry drinking tea and talking to bartender. Later she started walking and I tried to get her but she went upstairs. I went up to the lounge and she approached me talking me she's from Berlin etc told her that I needed to recharge my energy. Didn't see her for a couple of hours and grabbed her when I was her again. She does LFK but doesn't like her pussy licked saying it's very sensitive idk LOL. However her BJ is great, fucked her in diff. Position before she finish me with her hands.

Concl: likely to repeat.

3rd girl: Adina (Montenegro?) great body but no response when DATY, fucking wise ok.

Concl: will not repeat.

After a while girls stop approaching me since I always try to avoid eye contact and sitting in the relax area. Some girls even complain that I'm sitting there for hrs, but seriously I don't want to fuck girls I'm not attracted to whatsoever.

Some nice girls that I might try tmw:

Nicole (cz): very nice body, nice to talk to but doesn't kiss and uncertain DATY.

Christina: nice to talk and according to Danny very good.

Solida: seems very flirty I. E. Kissing but she never approached me. Might have taken her due to good report her.

Couldn't find any girls that provided GFE I. E. DFK but maybe I wasn't looking hard enough. Found one girl that I liked but no DFK so no deal.

Hopefully tmw will be better since I wasn't super impressed by Artemis and the food (dinner) is totally garbage, soup is good though. Maybe it's me but it seems that a lot of girls claim they are from Germany idk maybe they think that's a selling point.

Frozty

04-02-15, 07:51

Some nice girls that I might try tmw:

Nicole (cz): very nice body, nice to talk to but doesn't kiss and uncertain DATY.

Christina: nice to talk and according to Danny very good.

Solida: seems very flirty I. E. Kissing but she never approached me. Might have taken her due to good report her.

Couldn't find any girls that provided GFE I. E. DFK but maybe I wasn't looking hard enough. Found one girl that I liked but no DFK so no deal.

Hopefully tmw will be better since I wasn't super impressed by Artemis and the food (dinner) is totally garbage, soup is good though. Maybe it's me but it seems that a lot of girls claim they are from Germany idk maybe they think that's a selling point.Thanks for the report. You sound a little underwhelmed with Artemis, so I hope that you have better luck today.

To help, can I suggest that you look for other options than Nicole. Of course, YMMV, but it is a long time since I have read a good report about her. I aborted my own session with her after a few minutes, so badly did she annoy me with her upselling in the room. I like her a lot outside of the room. We have a laugh about our first attempt at a session, and she doesn't give up.

It is true that GFE is hard to find in the club. It is one of the reasons that I am going to try the Stuttgart clubs this month. The closest that I have found in Artemis recently is Gabrielle (Gabriella?) from Poland. She is a nice girl, but not someone that you would immediately select on looks alone.

Danny227

04-02-15, 10:51

Went there around 13 pm bought ticket, locked valuables in the safe, changed and took a shower. Walked around a bit to get to know the place and got told not to go to the 3rd floor so it was not easy to see that I'm was new to the place, LOL.

Went to eat some breakfast and walked around again. Sat in the kino downstairs and got approached by a lot of girls, tried to avoid eye contact if I knew I wasn't interested look wise. Got approached by Sheenya who was nice and we talked some time before I took to the kino-rom. Some LFK and fucked her in several positions but didn't manage to cum.

Concl: may repeat.

Needed some energy so went to the bar (pool) and saw a beautiful girl (sorry drinking tea and talking to bartender. Later she started walking and I tried to get her but she went upstairs. I went up to the lounge and she approached me talking me she's from Berlin etc told her that I needed to recharge my energy. Didn't see her for a couple of hours and grabbed her when I was her again. She does LFK but doesn't like her pussy licked saying it's very sensitive idk LOL. However her BJ is great, fucked her in diff. Position before she finish me with her hands...Christina started kissing while into the session and when she knew I will stay at least an hour. Many girls are like this.

Artemis has, in my opinion, one of the best well maintained facilities. Food is usually good too, so I think you had a bad food day, which can happen anywhere.

Don't forget also that Artemis is the only decent FKK in Berlin and it caters to a lot of tourists. Therefore, a lot of girls behave accordingly (service, on average, is not like at Oase, Sharks, World, etc' So, it requires more talk to know which girl will do what and also. You can ask them if in a one hour session they would do DFK and stuff.

A year back I asked a Romanian tall girl (wear a collar from fabric on her neck usually and a pony tail with brown hair) that still works there if she kisses, and she replied loudly "no I don't kiss, this guy wants to kiss. " We ended up in the room for a 1.5 hour session with DFK and it was a great session.

I like Artemis a lot, but if one is not vigilant with respect to the girl he chooses, service might not be as expected.

Carla is also great, ro, face is OK, great great ass, awesome personality and one of my favorites.

EtrnalFeminine

04-02-15, 14:23

It is true that GFE is hard to find in the club. It is one of the reasons that I am going to try the Stuttgart clubs this month. The closest that I have found in Artemis recently is Gabrielle (Gabriella?) from Poland. She is a nice girl, but not someone that you would immediately select on looks alone.Frozty,

I'll be visiting next month and Gabrielle is on my do list. Can you provide a description of her to help me recognize her? After researching this forum the only description I managed to find is '26, black hair, very white skin'.

Also, maybe it's just me but the Russian girls (Natasha, Katarina, Ella) tend to provide great GFE. I mean, they seem to me a rather affectionate bunch. P.S. I don't think Katarina works there anymore.

EF

Frozty

04-02-15, 17:46

Frozty,

I'll be visiting next month and Gabrielle is on my do list. Can you provide a description of her to help me recognize her? After researching this forum the only description I managed to find is '26, black hair, very white skin'.

Also, maybe it's just me but the Russian girls (Natasha, Katarina, Ella) tend to provide great GFE. I mean, they seem to me a rather affectionate bunch. P.S. I don't think Katarina works there anymore.

EFI'll try. Height is approx 167 cm. Her is black, long, wavy. See cup. No tattoo's, if I recall correctly. Very pale skin. Pretty, but more 'girl next door' than a stunner. She's quite shy, and tends to hang out on her own. She speaks with a slight lisp, but she'll probably have told you her name by the time you check that off the list!

I haven't seen Katerina for a long time, but I have known her to take long breaks before. I don't know Natasha or Ella, but will keep them in mind for my next visit.

Pharisaer

04-02-15, 18:39

I'll try. Height is approx 167 cm. Her is black, long, wavy. See cup. No tattoo's, if I recall correctly. Very pale skin. Pretty, but more 'girl next door' than a stunner. She's quite shy, and tends to hang out on her own. She speaks with a slight lisp, but she'll probably have told you her name by the time you check that off the list!Good description. Maybe it will be helpful to know: always wearing a broad, dark ribbon or belt around her hips. The ribbon covers some tats as well.

I haven't seen Katerina for a long time, but I have known her to take long breaks before. I don't know Natasha or Ella, but will keep them in mind for my next visit.Don't mix it up. Theres a Bulgarian called Katharina, she's a regular nowadays. You're talking about Russian Katya, spotted for the last time in late summer last year.

Exodus8

04-03-15, 10:44

Went there around 5-6, went to the kino and got approached to girls. Def. Better today as you can see yr boobies I. E. Fake or natural. A girl named Timea couldn't take the rejection very well I. E. Got very aggressive after I told her "no bc you are not my type and I don't want to waste yr and my time". Body wise she is not bad but look like a plastic doll and if I wanted to fuck a plastic doll I can buy one cheaper and reuse, LOL.

Didn't see Christina as she is on my do-list. So I will try to caught her today.

1. Lorrine (Hun) black her, very pretty face, natural see. Kissing, good BJ, personality.

Conl: Repeat.

Went to the relax area sat in the sofa and relax for a while. Solida arrived no taker, I made eye contact she sat down, we talk and off to the room we go.

2. Solida (ro) nice teasing and amazing BJ. She sucked me for 15 min, fucked in 2-3 and went back to BJ.

Conl: Repeat due to BJ.

Sat in the sofa under the stairs and looked for girls walking back and fourth trying to see if there are any girls I wanted. It was getting late and I went hanging outside the lounge. Saw I girl that I like she went down to the kino. I went after her and meet in the stairs, asked her to cum with me to the kino. Asked her if she wanted to do in kino room or outside room.

3. Cynthia (madagaskar?) brunette, failry tall, slim body, natural a I blv. No kissing, allow DATY and reponsive enough, good BJ.

Conl: Repeat.

Other observations:

I see the same girls walking back and forth to the kino. I guess there are lot of girls just hanging in the lounge. Don't like it there bc girls so agressive, but will try to go there as if its crowdy sharks have many options, LOL.

In the sofa relax area I saw I girl sitting w a guy for a very long time. Which make me wonder is he paying to her time to sit w him or just expecting a longer session in the room later? I think the 1 option.

Any know Amelia / Amira? Brunnette, around 170, natural see I blv. She told me "special service" I. E. Would DFK, DATY for 1 HR session. Said no but actually wanted a 30 min.

Another very hard selling hard Annelise, very hot much my newly aquired shark alert went off. Anyone knows if her services are good?

Did see Nicole but didn't take her as Frozty comments put me off and I rmb to have read some other reports about her I. E. No doggie. She def. My type kind of girl but won't be good if service is bad.

Saw Valeska hook an asian and sold treesome with her gfl (name? Slutty looking girl). Took the time and it seems they were finihed in less than 15 min more like 10 min.

Will try to catch Christina and try some blondes as most of the girls I tried were brunettes / black hair. Saw a hot girl with a angel wing tattoo on her back but she was getting a massage while the guy was trying to learn it? Think he paid her for getting a massage, LOL.

Exodus8

04-03-15, 10:54

Frozty,

I'll be visiting next month and Gabrielle is on my do list. Can you provide a description of her to help me recognize her? After researching this forum the only description I managed to find is '26, black hair, very white skin'.

Also, maybe it's just me but the Russian girls (Natasha, Katarina, Ella) tend to provide great GFE. I mean, they seem to me a rather affectionate bunch. P.S. I don't think Katarina works there anymore.

EFFrozty has a good description of her. She usually come to the kino once in a while, very nice to talk to even if I'm not directly interested.

Haven't tried her as her looks don't immediately attract me but maybe just for the GFE. She told me travels back and forth so if you are unlucky you might miss her.

Exodus8

04-03-15, 11:07

Christina started kissing while into the session and when she knew I will stay at least an hour. Many girls are like this.

Artemis has, in my opinion, one of the best well maintained facilities. Food is usually good too, so I think you had a bad food day, which can happen anywhere.

Don't forget also that Artemis is the only decent FKK in Berlin and it caters to a lot of tourists. Therefore, a lot of girls behave accordingly (service, on average, is not like at Oase, Sharks, World, etc' So, it requires more talk to know which girl will do what and also. You can ask them if in a one hour session they would do DFK and stuff.

A year back I asked a Romanian tall girl (wear a collar from fabric on her neck usually and a pony tail with brown hair) that still works there if she kisses, and she replied loudly "no I don't kiss, this guy wants to kiss. " We ended up in the room for a 1.5 hour session with DFK and it was a great session.

I like Artemis a lot, but if one is not vigilant with respect to the girl he chooses, service might not be as expected.

Carla is also great, ro, face is OK, great great ass, awesome personality and one of my favorites.Yeah alot of tourists and many won't ever come back so no need to provide good service as to the regulars I blv. Maybe that's the girl I saw before but she is blonde wearing white. Asked her if she do DFK and she was like telling her friend "this guy wants DFK" in romanian or somethig, LOL.

Don't want to committ to a 1 HR session if the services aren't as good as advertized, but I do understand that girls don't want to provide DFK, DATY for 30 min session.

Rocketboy0

04-04-15, 06:14

Yeah alot of tourists and many won't ever come back so no need to provide good service as to the regulars I blv. but I do understand that girls don't want to provide DFK, DATY for 30 min session.Well there are many theories about many things but after several thousand years at the Fick Fabrik, RB can say it all boils down to chemistry. If you take your time, choose well, are clean and smell nice, and exhibit just a little charm and respect (hiding your diploma from the Conan the Barbarian School of Etiquette),...

there is absolutely no problem experiencing and enjoying DFK and DATY in a 30 min session.

You just need to click with a girl, feel the vibe, and not be shy about walking away if all does not feel right. Some girls are not comfortable there, or even with their bodies, and the whole Artemis deal is just putting in the time to get the Euros. You need to develop a sense of this, and avoid. But most are friendly, and also want to have a pleasant time; they do not have rules about what they will feel in 30 min vs 1 hours. You just have to tune in to what makes them tick, and somehow create a mood that you are not just another stupid tourist with a cock. And reality being what it is, sometimes a girl will simply not find you sufficiently attractive to kiss or let you lick her or whatever. It has nothing to do with "service" (itself a highly subjective concept); it just happens, and even lots more Euros won't change it. So you just roll with it, and decide if knowing this, you still want to carry on. RB would not, but many are happy enough with an optifick so that's fine for them. Common sense, really.

It does take a little practice, but really not so much as just take the time up front to talk, do a little light touching, and get things in synch, basically seducing each other, vs just grabbing an item off the shelf in a supermarket.

I have been surprised many times with real passion, even with girls who have a kind of cool, distant, tough, even intimidating personna, like Vegas, Lena, Sariah, or Lea or even some of the late Team Abdul gang. You can have a roaring good time for 30 min if you just slow it down, get things right at the beginning, and with a little talking up front before you head off, the 30 min is actually 45 or so. Just toward the closing of the deal, be clear what you want if there are deal breakers, and don't zimmer if the vibe is dubious. The good times are easy if you make the girl feel comfortable, and it's not that difficult.

Sebastiane

04-04-15, 11:19

Well, I've booked my hotel in Berlin and Artemis is due a visit. I have been there before so only have 2 questions: is there still an ATM on site for cash and also will there be a lot of girls this coming week since its Easter holidays?

Niklassthlm

04-04-15, 14:00

Shinai

04-04-15, 14:32

Hi Artemis fans I would like to ask about the quality of the line -up nowadays just around the easter periods.

Danton1789

04-04-15, 21:21

Hello guys,

Artemis is definitely a great place to hang out, the lineup is great and there's enough diversity to please everyone.

Special thanks to Ella who provided me two unforgettable sessions. She's this nice blond Russian from St Petersburg. OK I know lot of blonds there. Well she's the one who smiles.

The two time fucking was great, BBBJ but no anal. She's got a kind of specialty with prostate massage she does very well. And apparently she really appreciate to drink your cum guy. Man the girl is hot! I had both times CIM during a 69 and it was the real porn star experience with a smiling GFE. Who could want more?

Well I've got some ideas.

Pistons

04-05-15, 04:25

I've seen Ella many times and it is one heck of a hot girl. But all those things you mention normally comes with an extra cost. Or does she include them for the same price?

Hello guys,

Artemis is definitely a great place to hang out, the lineup is great and there's enough diversity to please everyone.

Special thanks to Ella who provided me two unforgettable sessions. She's this nice blond Russian from St Petersburg. OK I know lot of blonds there. Well she's the one who smiles.

The two time fucking was great, BBBJ but no anal. She's got a kind of specialty with prostate massage she does very well. And apparently she really appreciate to drink your cum guy. Man the girl is hot! I had both times CIM during a 69 and it was the real porn star experience with a smiling GFE. Who could want more?

Well I've got some ideas.

Well, I've booked my hotel in Berlin and Artemis is due a visit. I have been there before so only have 2 questions: is there still an ATM on site for cash and also will there be a lot of girls this coming week since its Easter holidays?

I would try to avoid using their on site ATM. It comes with an extra cost. Can't recall how much it was, but still...

Guy93

04-05-15, 05:48

Hello guys, Artemis is definitely a great place to hang out, the lineup is great and there's enough diversity to please everyone.I agree. Artemis can be very comfortable club and there's always some stunners around.

Only thing that also bothers me as a non-smoker is all that smoke in the lounge. But you don't have to be there all the time. It's a big club with lots of space to be around, especially in summer.

Summer is coming and it will be very cool again to chill at the backyard whirlpool and relax at the great finish sauna after sessions with girls.

I've had session with Ella last summer and I also think she's a good one. Not my favourite though, mostly because I prefer girls at my age LOL.

I've seen Ella many times and it is one heck of a hot girl. But all those things you mention normally comes with an extra cost. Quite sure about that CIM cost him 50 e extra and half an hour would be only one pop as usual. Well it could be another, but only if she's okay with that.

Any sign of Austrian girl Mandy?Saw a report about her from late January on another website. She have dyed her hair red now. Used to be blonde last year.

Danton1789

04-05-15, 14:04

I've seen Ella many times and it is one heck of a hot girl. But all those things you mention normally comes with an extra cost. Or does she include them for the same price?

I would try to avoid using their on site ATM. It comes with an extra cost. Can't recall how much it was, but still...Hello,

You're definitely right I forgot to mention the extra costs. CIM was 50 and prostate massage 80. All the rest was included in the 60€ for 1/2 h fee.

Cheers

Danton1789

04-05-15, 14:44

Hi all,

Does anyone know if Alisha still works at Artemis?

She told me she was about to retire in March.

The thing is that we saw twice and she provided me an incredible GFE+++ experience. I won't go into details but I think she's been nice with me while I was loosing my head for her. Took me a while to realize all that was just her business and I've just met one who does it extremely well, at the point you can loose tracks of what's real and what's not.

To sum up things her retiring could just have been part of this tale, so if anyone has got precise information about it, I'll be glad to know.

Many thanks to all for your great reviews and support.

Sebastiane

04-05-15, 18:00

Yes there still is an ATM in there, I am there now, or on a break Out to get something to eat. I came around 12 and there was maybe 20-30 girls, maybe 10 men. 1 saw 2 girls who where new, they were given a tour of one of the other girls, so far so good, 2 girls so far, more to come.Thanks. I am having a bit of a dilemma: I will definitely visit Artemis but I want to visit one or two of Berlin's famous brothels too. Which two would you good folks at ISG recommend? If AM was still here I suppose as a Berlin expert he could help but. Anyway I'm thinking of Monrouge and Liberty based purely on the websites. If anyone has any feedback on these places let me know.

Thanks again. What is Kamilla Dee like too as I vaguely remember that being discussed too.

Finally how about escorts who will come to hotel rooms? Any particular agencies or girls someone can recommend?

Danke!

Samplerr

04-05-15, 18:15

Finally how about escorts who will come to hotel rooms? Any particular agencies or girls someone can recommend? The Berlin forum is here http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin.

Frozty

04-05-15, 23:37

Hi all,

Does anyone know if Alisha still works at Artemis?

She told me she was about to retire in March.

I would be interested to know about this. I only took her for the first time last visit. She was the last of six, so it was a fairly tame session. It seemed like she had potential to be great fun, and I am keen to see her again.

Pistons

04-06-15, 03:31

Many girls say they are about to retire because they want you to take them to the room there and then. I normally don't buy it untill I see it. They might take a vacation perhaps.

Pistons

04-06-15, 03:41

I've had session with Ella last summer and I also think she's a good one. Not my favourite though, mostly because I prefer girls at my age LOL.But experience is normally a good thing wouldn't you say?

As for relationships I agree with you, but for a quickie, a MILF like Ella is sometimes the better option.

For me it is all about the daily mood what type of girl I prefer.

For example, Mondays are 'MILF-Monday', Tuesdays are 'tiny-Tuesday', then you have 'volporous-Wednesday', 'turkish-Thursday', 'frenchie-Friday', 'slim-Saturday' and 'shaved-Sunday'. Or actually it is just a hair-color, age and ass-type thingy that may change from day to day. Haha.

Magic191

04-06-15, 08:16

After quite a few visits to the clubs around Frankfurt, I chose to visit Artemis a cold winter day in February.

Some personal impressions and comparisons to the Frankfurt clubs:

Artemis is slightly more expensive, but do not offer better service than Oase, World or Palace. Inside the standard may be comparable to World. Food was OK, but I did not experience.

The same service / standard as Oase or World. However, close distance to Tegel Airport and a good choose of Hotels nearby is definitely an advantage.

I arrived early morning and was one of the first men in the club. A nice blonde German girl started shouting to me as soon as I entered the bar area to get my attention.

Very nice looking and quite busy looking for customers, and kept repeatedly trying to get my attention by shouting across the room.

After a short meal I went to the downstairs cinema to relax and was soon approached by a dark hear beauty (Alexandra or Alexia). She had a total different approach, and we soon finished in the cinema.

I spent some time restoring and exploring the club, and talked to quite a few of the girls. Nice, friendly and without the more aggressive approach you experience at Palace.

In the bar area I was approached by Sasha, nice friendly and good looking. I told her I was too early for a new session, but she tried anyway. Although I refused her polite and clearly, she kept.

Trying to convince med for more than 30 min. Constantly smoking strong cigarettes and trying to talk me into follow her to the room. Although she is an attractive girl, I do not visit a FKK club to search for.

The long conversations / discussions and finally she left, making it very clear that I had now missed my chance forever.

She was soon replaced by Ramona, who chose a totally different way. With a big smile, one hand under my robe and the tip of her tongue touching a few sensitive areas, we reached the room.

In less than 5 minutes and I had a great time with her.

After another similar session as the one with Sasha with a Greek girl (long verbal persuasion, no physical contact), I was approached by a tall blonde German girl. Unfortunately I do not remember.

Her name, but she gave a nice time.

Totally a good day at Artemis. Expensive and not top food selection Large variety of girls, overall nice and friendly. Personally I do not like that the whole bar area is smoking area. I will be back.

Primarily because of the vicinity to Tegel Airport and easy accommodation close by.

Danton1789

04-06-15, 08:27

Many girls say they are about to retire because they want you to take them to the room there and then. I normally don't buy it untill I see it. They might take a vacation perhaps.Thanks. That's the whole point: why did I buy it from Alisha?

Let's say I'm a frequent flyer, I know many of you are. Before her I already had so many GFE that went the extra mile and more, especially in Russia, Lebanon, Thailand and the USA (last trip to Manhattan was a real fuck fest). And stories I heard, oh man.

First time I met her was last December (14) it already was special, nothing related to my previous experiences. The cuddling and delicate kissing, the stare. I was so intrigued that in January I arranged to pass on Saturday night by Berlin on my way from Bangkok to Geneva. Only for her. Luckily she was there and we spent 4 h together, we had a hell of a hot sex but also great moment of tenderness when she started to share most intimate details of her life and when I did the same she went the farthest into the feelings you could show. There I was stunned.

Still there's this little voice saying that she gave me just what she felt I needed to, because she's just a great professional. I was was in a state of mind for that, I already had a the hots for her, one week in Bangkok ran high on my nerves and after a 14 h flight there was but a few brain left when I entered Artemis.

Now, the fact that she retires in March was just a not-so-intimate detail she told me. Surprisingly it it wasn't true it would help me disbelieve her other words and go on.

Thank you for the courageous who read me.

Exodus8

04-07-15, 17:02

I will try to keep it short and not bore people here to death, LOL.

Day 3:

Christina, blond, great nataral see, very fit: after recommendation from Danny and after initial contact I was looking especially for her. When I saw her downstair I went after her. Took her 1 h LFK, sucking, multiple positions. Great fuck I must say but didn't try her for the rest of the trip bc she didn't really DFK (maybe bc I ate garlic that day idk).

Conc: will try again on my next trip.

Silvia, very slin fit body, brunette: she actually my last girl on day 2 I. E. Not Cynthia. 1 h with great BJ and fucking. One of my fav at Artemis and everytime she walks pass me makes me want to take her again, LOL.

Christine? Very tall blonde from Romania wearing glasses, she came up to me we talked for long time and went up. Nice personality, oki BJ.

Concl: not likely if there are more petite girls around.

Day 4:

Lucy (Hun), very skinny blonde w small tits: had a nice convo before taking her ok BJ not on the lvl of Silvia and ok fuck. Nice girl.

Concl: again yes if there aren't better options around.

Milla (kazakstan), skinny brunette, fake tits: nice talk before session. Good BJ and ok fuck.

Concl: no repeat bc I'm not really a fan of fake boobies, LOL.

Gabriella (Poland): very nice girl we talked before. I told her I needed 10 min rest and she sat with me in the relax area bar. DFK, good BJ and ok fuck.

Concl: not likely bc she is not really my type in terms of looks.

Day 5:

Sunday and it was very quite. Jana came up to me wanting me to take her saying she was leaving soon. When I was ready she was already gone. I was eyeing one girl with glasses but she never approached me so I was hesitant to ask her. Many girls I meet before wanting me to take them again but I told them I wanted to see other girls first.

Saw a blonde with amazing body ala Christina but her boobs hanging out with another good looking blonde and Christina (saw her on Saturday also). Wanted to take her but looked a little bit sharky.

It was getting late I was sitting in the sofa, the girl glasses that I wanted smiled at me again and I went up to her and off to the room we go without much convo.

Natali, brunette, very next door girl type: great session with kissing and closest to GFE. Idk maybe bc she like me at least she told me so, LOL.

Concl: yes will repeat def.

Last day:

Due to time restriction (flight in a few hrs) I arrived around 12.

Jana, good body but her boobs hanging a little bit, good personality. The session wasn't anything memorable.

Concl: don't think so.

After resting a while Nadja came up to me. She is friends with Jana always walking together. She is a bit taller, fake tits which I usually don't like but somehow I wanted to fuck her. Told her I was resting and would see her later. Too bad for when I was ready one of her regular was talking to her and according to Jana she will be busy for the next couple of hrs.

I had to leave very soon and was hoping Silvia wud appear soon. So I pretty much grabbed her when she came back to the lounge. Again great BJ and fuck.

Conl: one of the fav and 100% repeat.

I think I haven't seen the whole LU yet as many girls home for Easter. Asked about Fatima but she wasn't there so there will def. Be girls that I haven't seen this time around (regulars and new ones) for my next time.

I like to talk to the girls a little bit before commiting to a session even if I like their looks bc that way I can gain knowledge about their personality (sure they can act still its safer). Prefer slimmer body types and naturals.

Well this is it and can't wait for my July trip to Frankfurt! Ciao.

Banafly

04-08-15, 19:50

Hermann666

04-08-15, 23:06

Great reports!

I am in Berlin on business for a few days and am looking at going to Artemis and maybe one other.

My question is which days are best and times for maximum and happy girls! I. E. If you go early on a Monday morning I am sure the girl pool will be low.

Also can you stay all day and is the pool and sauna good quality to sit in and swim around etc whilst waiting for second wind?

I also fancy trying another brothel but maybe a cheaper one for the second day any suggestions?

Also do any girls do anal or BBBJ or DT?

Really appreciate any answers, first time in Berlin.The pool is sometimes a bit cold and the shape doesn't make it suitable for swimming. But it's ok for a shorter dip to cool off. There is an ordinary hot sauna and a cooler biosauna. Both are OK. The lower bar next to the pool area is also much more quiet with few girls around during daytime so it should be possible to relax there without being harassed by sharks.

Regarding the services. All girls in Artemis perform BBBJ and most also do CIM. If you want DFK, DT or anal you should ask before you go to the room. Some will and some will not offer these services.

Danton1789

04-09-15, 09:48

The pool is sometimes a bit cold and the shape doesn't make it suitable for swimming. But it's ok for a shorter dip to cool off. There is an ordinary hot sauna and a cooler biosauna. Both are OK. The lower bar next to the pool area is also much more quiet with few girls around during daytime so it should be possible to relax there without being harassed by sharks.

Regarding the services. All girls in Artemis perform BBBJ and most also do CIM. If you want DFK, DT or anal you should ask before you go to the room. Some will and some will not offer these services.I confirm BBBJ is standard.

Note that CIM will usually cost an additional 50€, anal 100€. Never been charged for DFK, DATY or 69.

Banafly

04-09-15, 16:34

CaptRenno

04-10-15, 02:54

Berlin is one of my favorite cities. Among major western European capital cities (I mean London, Paris, Rome, etc.), it is the least expensive, the least heavily mobbed by tourists and one of the most interesting places for things to do and see. It also happens to be home to what is still my favorite FKK, Artemis. I wasn't really planning to go there all three nights I was in the German capital, but what else was I going to do at night? I did all the other things I wanted to do during the day and I'm not really a candidate to take advantage Berlin's famous regular clubs and bars. So knowing that I would probably be going to Artemis 3 nights in a row and I would already be a bit tired from doing other things during the day, I decided to limit myself to one or two girls per night.

I didn't take good notes from my several encounters, so I will just mention the highlights. By far the biggest highlight was the last girl I saw on the third night, Gabby. Gabby is a beautiful Hungarian girl (always had good luck with Hungarians) with long dark brown hair, a pretty face, a great ass and nice natural breasts (B, I think). She wears little makeup and has no tattoos. She's just a natural, pretty, wholesome looking girl, a look that contrasts strongly with that of the stereotypical fake-boobed porno-look girls who sometimes seem to dominate a club like Artemis. But when I go to an FKK, I don't care whether there are a bunch of girls who don't appeal to me. I only care whether I can find those few girls who do appeal to me.

Of course, it's more than just looks, a lot more in fact. I'm always in search of that girl who seduces me with her personality, intelligence and charm as much as her looks. To start the evening I spent a half hour with a cute and sweet Romanian blond and the sex was good but not particularly memorable. I wasn't even sure that I wanted to have a last session for the night. I was considering calling it a night until I encountered Gabby.

Gabby turned out to be the girl I was looking for. We talked for a little while in the main room and she never pressured me to go to the room. But after 10 or 15 minutes I knew that I had to take her to a room even though I was tired and thinking about leaving. I told her that I wasn't sure I could perform well, but I didn't really care. I just wanted to spend some private moments with her and feel her gentle touch.

Artemis was busy (it was a Saturday night) and we had to wait 10 minutes for a room. We sat on a couch at the top of the stairs and talked more. By the time we got in the room, I was in love. Well, deep like anyway.

Gabby gave me a nice gentle massage (not a real massage since she's not trained) and it felt great. We talked (she has very good English skills but not perfect) while she rubbed my back and shoulders and the first 30 minutes flew by. Of course I extended for another 30 minutes and I didn't bother moving things to the next level. So I extended for another 30 minutes. At that point Gabby had recharged my batteries and I was ready for a more intimate encounter.

So at the start of the second hour I got to know Gabby on a more intimate basis. Her skills and service level are excellent. I was very satisfied with her performance. When we finished we still had fifteen minutes and we lay on the bed and talked while she touched me gently and I felt relaxed and content. I wanted to extend the session for another 30 minutes or more but I had a train to catch early the next morning and so I called it a night.

As for the other girls that I met during my 3 nights, none came close to Gabby. Besides the blond Romanian, there was a tall half Romanian, half Russian from Kazakhstan whose company I enjoyed (can't remember her name) and a German blond named Mariella who serviced me nicely in the kino. I won't remember them, but I hope that I'll always remember Gabby and maybe someday get to see her again.

NYMike

04-10-15, 16:58

Buck Rogers

04-10-15, 17:11

I didn't take good notes from my several encounters, so I will just mention the highlights. By far the biggest highlight was the last girl I saw on the third night, Gabby. Gabby is a beautiful Hungarian girl (always had good luck with Hungarians) with long dark brown hair, a pretty face, a great ass and nice natural breasts (B, I think). She wears little makeup and has no tattoos. She's just a natural, pretty, wholesome looking girl.
Hello Captain,

Is Gabby a short girl and young, I mean 19-20?

Thanks.

Simon Rex

04-10-15, 21:41

Hi,

Thanks for all the useful posts. How is Artemis during mid June? I'm thinking of staying at a good hotel and talking taxi. How is it a taxi there? Is there a service like Uber good instead? Hotel recommendation? Really looking forward to it. I'll post reviews if I can.

ThanksUFC is in Berlin on the 20th of June. Might be packed with fight fans afterwards.

CaptRenno

04-10-15, 23:21

Hello Captain,

Is Gabby a short girl and young, I mean 19-20?

I wouldn't say she is short. More like average in height. She is young but I would estimate 23-24 rather than 19-20.

Oskar517

04-11-15, 05:48

Hi,

Thanks for all the useful posts. How is Artemis during mid June? I'm thinking of staying at a good hotel and talking taxi. How is it a taxi there? Is there a service like Uber good instead? Hotel recommendation? Really looking forward to it. I'll post reviews if I can.

ThanksRomantik Hotel Kronprinz Berlin.

http://www.kronprinz-hotel.de/start.html?&L=1

This hotel is within walking distance of Artemis.

Septimus1974

04-11-15, 12:35

Great reports!

I am in Berlin on business for a few days and am looking at going to Artemis and maybe one other.

My question is which days are best and times for maximum and happy girls! I. E. If you go early on a Monday morning I am sure the girl pool will be low.

Also can you stay all day and is the pool and sauna good quality to sit in and swim around etc whilst waiting for second wind?

I also fancy trying another brothel but maybe a cheaper one for the second day any suggestions?

Also do any girls do anal or BBBJ or DT?

Really appreciate any answers, first time in Berlin.Oh, you do not have to worry because there are always Girls working at any time. It is the game of Euro. If you want to make some extra With the Girls you should always discuss that before you go to the room. Not all the Girls do extra as CIM or anal and some do not like DFK. It is too late to start the discussion With the girl in the room. There are a lot of Girls doing anal, but this is not to be written here. There are a lot of other Places to go, good and cheap as well, King George and Caligula are good and the girls are nice.

NYMike

04-11-15, 23:41

Romantik Hotel Kronprinz Berlin.

http://www.kronprinz-hotel.de/start.html?&L=1

This hotel is within walking distance of Artemis.That is fantastic. Thank you!

Has anyone here stayed there before? It looks great.

Sebastiane

04-12-15, 00:38

Spent an evening in Artemis and had two sessions. One biggest burn session I have ever had due to my rookie like errors all due to a pretty face and for not negotiating before hand and the other one of the best sessions of my life. Scarlet and Nele. Details to follow later. Both German! Food okay now. Almost impossible to get girls to kiss for just the standard 60. Nele was an awesome session though. Tall, 175 cm, platinum blonde Deutsche Frau from the famous Harbour City. Face / body / personality / performance is 9/9/9/4. For first and 9/9/9/9. 5 for Nele.

EuroTravel1234

04-12-15, 03:26

That is fantastic. Thank you!

Has anyone here stayed there before? It looks great.I was just back from Berlin on 04/10/15 and I stayed at that hotel for 4 nights. It took me about 10 minutes walk from the hotel to Artimis. Very convenient!

PayForIt

04-12-15, 08:14

That is fantastic. Thank you!

Has anyone here stayed there before? It looks great.I haven't and it is the closest hotel to the Club -but check out the Hotel Aspira too. It's quite close. Definitely walking distance and the gym is fantastic as it the hotel and the spa.

Enjoy!

Banafly

04-12-15, 22:25

Just one thing, I have scoured to find.

Best times to visit?

I am there Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Is any day the same amount of girls etc?

And what time is best, I mean if I go in the day am is there going to be a lack of women and hung over. There must be an optimum time to go as far as times go?

Also realistically could you spend 3 or 4 hours in there easily, chatting with girls and colleagues I am taking on business?

Sebastiane

04-12-15, 22:32

To just add that I think, in hindsight giving Scarlet a 4 for performance was harsh and it was more like a 7 as she did do everything I asked. Just a lot of things I expect to be standard were extras and some were genuine extras but charging extra for DFK and stuff. And it is my fault for being a sucker for a pretty face and hot bod and not negotiating beforehand. Shows you even the experienced can get burned sometimes!

There were a LOT of girls there on Sat. Night and a lot of Germans girls too -- the average age was probably closer to 30 in my opinion. Enough hots to keep everyone satisfied -- if you have deep pockets. But there were gems like Nele too. Wonderful girl and great performance.

Rocketboy0

04-13-15, 07:06

Just one thing, I have scoured to find.Perhaps you have not scoured "Artemis FAQ" - hotels, power days,all the basics.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1690800&viewfull=1#post1690800

Times have been discussed ad nauseum; slow during the day 10-15 girls; starts filling up around 630 pm, full shift on as of 8 pm.

* * *

Sybarite-so this latest is your post posting, to modify your pre-posting? Glad you corrected the number because my excel sheet was thrown off.

Amended

04-13-15, 13:38

I went to Artemis for the first time last week. Prices for entry (80 eur) and session (60 eur /30 min) are higher than elsewhere. Accessibility is excellent, a very short walk from Westkreuz S-bahn stn, only 2. 70 eur from anywhere in Berlin. Facilities were fine. Note that the bar / lounge where everyone congregates is very smokey. Food was meh and not on offer around the clock. I arrived around 4 pm and had to wait until 6 pm for the kitchen to open, and it re-closes at 2 am. As far as I can tell, you can't even get a snack outside these hours.

Lineup was decent. Girls are mostly mid-20's. Didn't see many girls available if at all. Girls approach a fair bit. Two girls I took:

1. Raissa (Romania, 26): She looks like a slimmer Aubrey Plaza. Wearing a black mesh top covering shoulder area. Body looks younger than her age. Dark complexion. BBBJ was sub par. Didn't allow even kisses on the neck for basic 30 min rate. This was a FKK first for me. YMMV. Also often likes to keep her hand close to the dick, said this was to check the condom. A little annoying but OK. Complained that I was doing too much fucking around the 20 min mark. Was pretty bitchy at first but loosened up as the session progressed. We were exchanging lighthearted snappy remarks which was fun. She kept coming to me after the session and making little inside jokes.

2. Cheyenne (Germany, refused to give age): She looks like Anne Hathaway. I usually don't take these pornstar types but I digging her physically: big fake tits and tattooed back on a lovely slim frame, with sexy knee-high stockings. Attitude was not great before the room or inside, pretty mechanical. But fantastic Optifuck and I came fairly quickly which is a rare for me. Pro BBBJ, wet and good suction.

Artemis was decent but I wouldn't come back to Berlin just to go there. If the prices weren't higher than normal then maybe I would.

Exodus8

04-13-15, 17:03

Sybarite-so this latest is your post posting, to modify your pre-posting? Glad you corrected the number because my excel sheet was thrown off.Maybe you should share your manual for finding gems at Artemis or is it more like "Artemis for Dummies", LOL.

Pistons

04-13-15, 17:30

Exodus: It is a recurring incident at internet forums when random guy asks newer random guy to read endless walls of text before asking a question. Like an oxymoron.

Banafly

04-13-15, 21:14

Hi,

I am there tomorrow on business, which day out of Tues / Weds / Thurs would be best for selection and not too busy?

Also really unsure what time to go, is there more girls around say 9 pm as opposed to midday?

Can you really kill 3 or 4 hours there easily?

Oskar517

04-14-15, 03:34

Exodus8

04-14-15, 05:44

Exodus: It is a recurring incident at internet forums when random guy asks newer random guy to read endless walls of text before asking a question. Like an oxymoron.Are you referring to me? I have tried very hard not to be one, LOL.

Hi,

I am there tomorrow on business, which day out of Tues / Weds / Thurs would be best for selection and not too busy?

Also really unsure what time to go, is there more girls around say 9 pm as opposed to midday?

Can you really kill 3 or 4 hours there easily?Wed or Thur. Dayshift girls end their day around 8 pm so if you want to talk a little before zimmer.

You could easily spend a whole day there its paradise I. E. Fucking, relax, eat and fuck as long as yr bank account allows, LOL.

Pistons

04-15-15, 12:55

Exodus8

04-15-15, 17:13

I was referring to the topic. Its an oxymoron.

Out of tue, wed and thu I deffinately prefer wed. Simply because the girls are allowed to wear a bit more clothes (sexier lingerie). Other days of the week they almost have to fully naked. Which can get a bit tedious...Ok I see. I try to find answers at clubs website or earlier posts before asking questions otherwise others will give me a beating, hehe.

It depends if you have seen the girls naked before then it's better with sexy lingerie I. E. Something to look forward to in the zimmer.

Pistons

04-16-15, 12:34

I think you missunderstood. But its fine.

Hermann666

04-16-15, 20:07

A couple of visits this week. Lovely weather yesterday with sun, blue skies and 23 degrees Centigrade outside. Tried out the outside garden and the jacuzzi for the first time.

Did Avia, German girl with long black hair and blue eyes. Also Sheila, another German girl, skinny with long black hair. She was energetic and funny. Good eye contact when anal in mish. Ended the evening with a threesome with Jana and Nadja. The two Berliner girls. I have met Jana before and this time they wanted to do a threesome. I know it is a try for up selling but I agreed to it still. A really nice session. Nadja is the prettiest but Janas blowjob is better.

Back in Artemis today for some more fun. Went with the famous Ella for the first time. Good blowjob and fun in the room. A real MILF. Ended with Georgina from Georgia. A 27 year old spinner with small natural breasts, long black hair. The best blowjob in a long time and her pussy was super tight. Wonderful to do in doggy. Will repeat.

That's all for now. Will be back next week again for some more fun.

Banafly

04-18-15, 17:03

After years of hearing about Artemis, I had to pay my respects when I was there in Berlin on Business recently.

I got a taxi from Berlin Mitte area for 20 Euro, the trip was about 15 minutes.

When you get to Artemis it is near a autobahn and has a very big car park much like a supermarket.

Once inside there are 3 floors, and you go to reception where you are greeted and pay 80 euros to the receptionist, she in turn gives you a brown robe, towel and a key you then head up one flight of stairs to the changing rooms where communal changing rooms await with showers, get washed up and ready for action, locking all of your gear away including money (very secure by the way).

You then head to the middle floor where a bar like area surrounded by loungers, chairs and girls surrounding the whole place. I went on a Wednesday night and I estimate there were around 50 - 60 girls on show at anyone time plus maybe 10 - 15 in bedrooms, this is a bit of a guess as very hard to tell exactly. What I will say is there is no doubt the girls to me anyhow (plenty of monger experience) were mostly 8's, some 9's and some 7's, for me it was the most concentrated amount of hot hookers I have ever seen in one place at any given time.

You can talk freely to passing girls, and comfortably approach them, the costs are 60 euro for 30 minutes of Sex / BBBJ, 100 euro extra for anal, 50 euro for CIM. Some of the girls were a little jaded as usual and mechanical, but I must say as a bonus if you stand in the stairwell, you see all the girls come back down from the bedrooms, and I would estimate in seeing around 40 - 50 totally naked girls all night, which was pretty cool too.

Downstairs there is a steam room / sauna, swimming pool and another bar with food which is inclusive, however I forgot this due to the amount of pussy that was on show.

I comfortably spent 4 -5 hours there, banged 2 and left with some good images in mind. The girls tend to be the taller stripper eastern European type of girl, there was plenty of beauties but as I said I am sure many are mechanical, I guess most are servicing around 5 - 20 a night.

It was a good old fashioned brothel with no holes barred! It was worth the money, however I probably personally prefer the spending a little more time with each girl, rather than 30-60 minutes.

Hermann666

04-19-15, 09:08

Banafly

04-19-15, 22:37

I am soon going back to Artemis again and I am curious if you can ID a girl for me and provide some feedback. She's a blonde with straight cut bangs, very slim with small natural tits. Her face has kind of a special look. She's elegant but not baby face cute. She usually sits in the sofas in the narrow section behind the bar. Does not approach guys much. I think she could be Russian or from the basaltic. Any feedback appreciated.I did speak with a girl who was on far right on own as you walk in at back of bar area, she was always alone and seemed very natural, a little older than the others maybe 28? Classy looking and nice and Eastern European for sure, if so she was there last Wednesday!

Hermann666

04-20-15, 05:32

I did speak with a girl who was on far right on own as you walk in at back of bar area, she was always alone and seemed very natural, a little older than the others maybe 28? Classy looking and nice and Eastern European for sure, if so she was there last Wednesday!Yes, it might be her. I was also at Artemis last Wednesday and I did see her too. I've seen her another time when I was there in January. She has an interesting look which is different from the others and I am curious if anyone had been with her and had some info.

Frozty

04-20-15, 07:43

I am soon going back to Artemis again and I am curious if you can ID a girl for me and provide some feedback. She's a blonde with straight cut bangs, very slim with small natural tits. Her face has kind of a special look. She's elegant but not baby face cute. She usually sits in the sofas in the narrow section behind the bar. Does not approach guys much. I think she could be Russian or from the basaltic. Any feedback appreciated.That sounds like Mila, from Latvia. She's a top girl. Great to talk with outside of the room, and good service in the room. She takes long breaks from the club these days. I have only sessioned with her once, due to her apparent aloofness. She is actually very friendly when you approach her.

Banafly

04-20-15, 13:19

Yes, it might be her. I was also at Artemis last Wednesday and I did see her too. I've seen her another time when I was there in January. She has an interesting look which is different from the others and I am curious if anyone had been with her and had some info.Small world eh, what's the chances.

Was a good night, but did find the girls a little mechanical, but guess that is how it is in this type of place.

Marlboro Red

04-20-15, 19:51

UShobbyist

04-20-15, 20:08

Hi,

Do you know when they start going outside to enjoy the sunshine and warm weather. For the moment, it still is a bit cold, but I am hoping to go outside and also onto the roof garden maybe early may?There is a glass door in the dinning room and this glass door is not locked. You can go outside anytime you want via this glass door.

Hermann666

04-20-15, 20:13

Hi,

Do you know when they start going outside to enjoy the sunshine and warm weather. For the moment, it still is a bit cold, but I am hoping to go outside and also onto the roof garden maybe early may?I spent some time outside last week. It was nice and warm in the sun. The pool was closed but I used the jacuzzi and the sauna. I saw only one girl outside but a few men relaxing in the afternoon. To cold to be outside in the evening this early in the year.

Marlboro Red

04-20-15, 21:34

There is a glass door in the dinning room and this glass door is not locked. You can go outside anytime you want via this glass door.It is still cold there. Oh well, will have to wait a bit longer before it is warm enough to have some fun out side!

Mr Ho

04-21-15, 05:47

Does FKK sharks, FKK oase or FKK Palace provide clients with WIFI?

I want to go online while I am not having sessions.

Pistons

04-21-15, 10:00

We had 20 degrees here where I live in Scandinavia yesterday, so it shouldn't be 'early' at all. Just need some luck with the weather. After all, if you book a flight, you probably do it a month or so in advance, so can't decide to go by weather forecast either:

ILoveBigTds

04-21-15, 14:08

I will be headed to Artemis for the first time in a couple of weeks and I will probably be able to visit two or three times over a two week period depending on my work schedule. My question is: are there any very petite (short, small framed) women that you regulars can recommend that gives a good performance? I have seen a very petite woman working out at my gym recently and that has got me trying to remember the last really small woman I was with.

Any help is appreciated.

Iceberg27

04-21-15, 19:04

Does FKK sharks, FKK oase or FKK Palace provide clients with WIFI?

I want to go online while I am not having sessions.Just buy a german simcard for 30 euro and you will have 5 gb mobile internet. You will need wase navigation for finding Oase and it works with mobile internet.

And i dont understand why you ask this here.

UltraHappy

04-22-15, 00:01

Does FKK sharks, FKK oase or FKK Palace provide clients with WIFI?

I want to go online while I am not having sessions.FKK Oase offers decent wifi. Reception will give you the password. As a previous poster mentioned, you are better off just getting a German SIM card and putting it in your unlocked GSM phone.

Mr Ho

04-22-15, 04:10

Just buy a german simcard for 30 euro and you will have 5 gb mobile internet. You will need wase navigation for finding Oase and it works with mobile internet.

And i dont understand why you ask this here.I got the wrong thread when I posted, sorry, but thanks guys.

Pistons

04-22-15, 12:47

Palace has 3 computers for internet inside the club area. I don't think all clubs allow you to bring your phone inside though. You might want to call and ask in advance if it is important.

Hermann666

04-23-15, 06:54

Back in Artemis this week again. Now the outdoor pool is open and not just the jacuzzi. A little cold during my visit but a few men in the outside garden.

Did Lucy, 23 year old blonde from Hungary. A bit passive and felt like a beginner but good blowjob. Nice and sweet.

Also Cheyenne, the Anne Hathaway lookalike, super thin, black hair and silicon boobs. Filler in her lips and tattoo all over her back. A porn star experience, very active in bed. Good eye contact during anal in mish. Finished in her mouth.

Next was Leyla, or something similar. Tall girl, 178 cm plus heels, natural breasts, no tattoos and straight long black hair. A very pretty girl. Originally from Kazakstan with Russian parents but came to Germany when she was 12 years old. Very good blowjob, almost full deepthroat. Nice action in bed and she finished jerking off getting my load over her tongue. Girlfriend material.

Then I was really warned out but went with Brianna from Spain. Really petite girl with black hair and natural breasts. Funny, charming and active in bed. She gave her best and sucked my dick for a long time but I couldn't come due to the previous three girls. Gave her a good tip anyway.

Then heading back home with a smile.

Pistons

04-23-15, 16:02

Lots of names here that I don't know. And I thought I knew quite a few of the names. Has anyone with good insight on the girls at Artemis any numbers to tell when it comes to new recruits at the club as of the last 6 months? I've only been here once since October, and it felt short on new blood when I was here in late March.

Peterpack

04-26-15, 07:54

Hello guys,

I have a question about FKK Artemis.

Are you allowed to keep any of your clothes on, say a T-Shirt? Or do you have to strip down nude and just wear their robe?

Thanks

Frozty

04-26-15, 17:14

Are you allowed to keep any of your clothes on, say a T-Shirt? Or do you have to strip down nude and just wear their robe?
I'm not sure on the rule, but apart from the support staff I have never seen any man wearing any item of clothing in Artemis other than the towel and / or robe. I have occasionally seen shorts worn outside in the Frankfurt clubs. I don't know the reason for the question, but if you are self-consciousness, then you should relax as Artemis visitors come in all ages, shapes and sizes. If there are other reasons, then I guess you should do what you have to do; rules permitting.

If you don't want to wear their robe and shoes (they are pretty shabby), you are free to bring your own.

Rocketboy0

04-26-15, 19:05

Are you allowed to keep any of your clothes on, say a T-Shirt? Or do you have to strip down nude and just wear their robe?Certain cultures or individuals prefer not have male genitalia flopping about and Artemis, being the basically tolerant place that it is, does not really care. So it is not uncommon to see guys occasionally wearing underwear under a robe. T-shirts could be accommodated also I think under a robe-since some wear towels also. They just don't want people dressed in street clothes strolling about.

And you can if you have sufficient courage even wear some silly hat as some poncy mongers do. So as long as you are wearing the (or "a" if you bring your own) robe, not a problem. It is not the norm, but not so rare.

Hermann666

04-26-15, 22:54

Yet another visit this Friday. Went with Raisa, 26, Ro, thin with a perfect body, natural tits and long black hair. Tanned body. Nice to chat with. Good blowjob. A little passive during the sex. Ended with CIM.

Then did another session with Cheynne whom I sessioned earlier this week. See previous report. Super sexy and easily the best girl in Artemis if you want a porn star experience but she is very passionate too. Lots of feedback, moaning and eye contact. Had to do anal in both mish and doggy before CIM.

Gman1661

04-27-15, 04:18

Quick question: since I'm having a bit of a smoking fetish, are the girls allowed to smoke in the private rooms? If not, anywhere else one could enjoy one of the ladies in private while she smokes?

Hermann666

04-27-15, 05:14

Quick question: since I'm having a bit of a smoking fetish, are the girls allowed to smoke in the private rooms? If not, anywhere else one could enjoy one of the ladies in private while she smokes?Yes, the girls can smoke in the private rooms.

Karat

04-27-15, 08:46

Yes, it's okay to smoke in the private rooms. (But you know to be there will be charged with 60 Euro / 30 Minutes.).

Pistons

04-27-15, 10:14

Yes the girls are allowed to smoke in the rooms.

EricOh

04-28-15, 17:47

Visited Artemis for my first time this Sunday. After reading up about Artemis in this forum I decided to stay at Hotel Kronprinz which was very close to both Artemis and the S-Bahn (very convenient indeed).

Paid my 80 Euros at the reception and received my robe and locker / safety box key.

Line up wasn't to bad in my opinion, not that I have anything to compare with being the first time.

Met Brigitta 29 yo from Hungary right outside the downstairs cinema.

Blonde hair, big silicone tits (which I like) and juicy lips.

Gave me a blowjob in the cinema while I was watching, continued in the room next to the cinema.

Looks: 9, Performance: 8

After sauna I was ready for number 2

Went upstairs with Meira 25 yo from Venezuela.

Slim tight body and long black hair. Latina goddess. My first time with a Latin woman.

She was absolutely fantastic, good kisser and even better BBBJ and fucking in different positions afterwards. We really connected well. Looks / performance: 10/10.

Left the premises at around 01 am.

Went back on Monday. Line up was not as good as on Sunday.

Tried Naida from Bosnia 26 yo.

Nice tall body and big tits. Absolutely amazing BBBJ and good fuck.

Looks / performance 9/9

Ended the evening with my Latin favorite Meira (Venezuela).

Left at 02 am with a big satisfied smile on my face.

Would really like to go back and can recommend the place for sure.

Pistons

04-29-15, 11:58

Meira 25 yo from Venezuela.Is this girl short with dark skin?

EricOh

04-29-15, 22:26

Is this girl short with dark skin?Yes, that is correct. Very slim body type.

Willyboy

04-30-15, 11:20

27/4 my visit. In the club 60 mans /60 girls.

Negatif: food service. Only pasta with ketchup. Restaurant open 6 pm. If you arrival 7 pm. You will have only pasta.

Girls. I was going with one to the room. It was 7/10.

If girls starting conversation. It is always same. Mother end father from different countries.

Days 2 same (40 men,40 girls). I was going with girl (tall girl withe white long hair (Paula) Information Pappa Russia, mother Spain.

It was very bad sex. No kisses. Handjob with linking top op dick. In 5 minutes sperm out. 5 minutes conversation. In less than 10 minutes out of room (60 euro in de wind).

Artemis is like machine sex. Take one seat end look how it work. Many sex boys coming down from room in less than 10 minutes.

I was visit in December 2014 end last week. But never again.

10 euro for glass of beer. And always. You ask drink. If you not say bite. No drink.

If you have 2 minutes conversation end girl ask. You go with my to room. If you answer is no. The girl will hate you rest of evening.

Exodus8

04-30-15, 21:10

Negatif: food service. Only pasta with ketchup. Restaurant open 6 pm. If you arrival 7 pm. You will have only pasta.

It was very bad sex. No kisses. Handjob with linking top op dick. In 5 minutes sperm out. 5 minutes conversation. In less than 10 minutes out of room (60 euro in de wind).

Artemis is like machine sex. Take one seat end look how it work. Many sex boys coming down from room in less than 10 minutes.

I was visit in December 2014 end last week. But never again.

10 euro for glass of beer. And always. You ask drink. If you not say bite. No drink.

If you have 2 minutes conversation end girl ask. You go with my to room. If you answer is no. The girl will hate you rest of evening.Maybe it was a bad food day but yeah the food isn't great anyways. LOL 5 min handjob? Guess you must've meet a hungry shark.

They could've made more money by low margin high turnover policy on the beer. Probably not doing it bc it will be hard to handle alot of drunk horny guys and / or girls complain noone go to zimmer bc of that.

Isn't it better that girls that you have no intention on taking anyways ignore you and you her? Most of the time I need to feel chemistry before zimmer time and 2 min doesn't cut it unless she's super hot.

Pistons

04-30-15, 22:18

Somehow this has never happened to me at Artemis. Girls wanting to finnish in 5 or 10 minutes that is. However at Oase or Palace I've had it happen. I guess it all comes down to your reputation at the club. Like how many times you've been there, or how well you know the girls.

If they think you are someone they can push over, they will. And word goes fast among the girls. They talk more among themselves about us than we talk about them. Hehe

Hermann666

04-30-15, 22:44

I've done 16 girls at Artemis this year and all of the sessions ranged from OK to good or really, really good. My experience is that most girls can take a no without being pissed off. In some cases I've come back to them later and sessioned with them. Except for DFK, which is very unusual to be offered at Artemis, all the girls have delivered well in the service department.

Pistons

05-02-15, 14:10

Indeed DFK is unusual. In my experience about 60% of the girls there that I have sessioned with kiss. Maybe a bit more considering I only pick the lookers. So it is most likely at around 70-80% taking all the girls into account. And those who does not kiss are usually some of the romanians and random others. But what has struck me is that the girls all tell me that kissing is frowned upon by the 'other girls' in the club. As if there are some girls there who are lobbying hard for kissing to not be a standard service. DFK is becaise of this also more rare at the club. I think I've been with about 30 girls at artemis and only 4-5 did DFK. Mostly some of the very good looking girls in their upper 20's who enjoys sex. I'm not naming names here though because some of the girls read this forum and I don't want to put some girls in bad situations. But it is deffinately something that needs to be fought.

P.S.: There is the exact same thing going on at clubs like Oase, Dolce Vita, World according to a romanian girl I once was with at Oase. The smart girls try to keep it secret if they do DFK. Because they know it gives them more customers. Young girls are afraid to get told out if they do. And it is a way for some older girls to keep the frequent visitors away from the younger girls.

But because of this I would never mention kissing and DFK in particular in reference to any particular girl. She might get frozen out in a club by the other girls there.

Hermann666

05-02-15, 14:29

Pistons

05-02-15, 21:16

Mr Ho

05-04-15, 09:21

The threesome stuff is another thing you just got to hate. It is a complete waste of time. And you allways like one girl more than the other, so attention goes that way either way. If a girl ask for a threesome it is either because she wants to help her friend who doesn't get any customers, or because they don't want to do anything at all in the room.I had few good threesome session in Artemis, and both were as good looking as each other, but one thing I noticed is that, one girl always tend to work harder than the other, and it is eternal dilemma to which girl I want to finally cum with.

Member #4469

05-04-15, 22:26

The threesome stuff is another thing you just got to hate. It is a complete waste of time. And you allways like one girl more than the other, so attention goes that way either way. If a girl ask for a threesome it is either because she wants to help her friend who doesn't get any customers, or because they don't want to do anything at all in the room.I couldn't agree with you more! All of the times except once at the infamous now closed Club Riviera in Bcn I have never had a great threesome and I have tried it at least 20 times. For me it always feels like the girls are holding back in the room. I guess I am very stupid for looking for that same experience I once found with 2 twin sisters in Bcn. God I miss those girls LOL.

TonyDain

05-05-15, 13:40

The threesome stuff is another thing you just got to hate. It is a complete waste of time. And you allways like one girl more than the other, so attention goes that way either way. If a girl ask for a threesome it is either because she wants to help her friend who doesn't get any customers, or because they don't want to do anything at all in the room.In general I agree with you but there are some exceptions to the rule: I remember a very good session Valentina and Fernanda a couple of years ago in one of the rooms outside. Still my best 3-some experience ever and one of the best sessions at A all time. Liked both girls a lot. If the chemistry was right, I'd go for it again. But each to their own I guess.

Bulbulon

05-05-15, 14:18

I think I've been with about 30 girls at artemis and only 4-5 did DFK. Mostly some of the very good looking girls in their upper 20's who enjoys sex. I'm not naming names here though because some of the girls read this forum and I don't want to put some girls in bad situations. Do you know the real name of "Romina" from Artemis?

Can you please post it to me in private message?

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Bulbulon

05-05-15, 14:29

Hi,

Somebody here knows the real name of Romina (blue eyes) from Artemis?

SuppenHuhn

05-05-15, 16:22

Her real name? For what? Do you want to stalk her?

Rocketboy0

05-05-15, 18:45

The threesome stuff is another thing you just got to hate..Groucho, Chico, Harpo.

2nd best: Moe, Larry, Curly. .

3rd best: Kimino, Buck Rodgers, Zimmerbaby.

And what is the real name of the woman in this new MILF banner ad thingy stage left?

I betcha she might DFK. Or not.

Citizen Kane

05-05-15, 20:26

And what is the real name of the woman in this new MILF banner ad thingy stage left?

I betcha she might DFK. Or not.She's a damn sight more interesting than Scroguard...

RempNobbes

05-07-15, 22:36

I made it yesterday, Wednesday, May, 6th to Artemis. Best time ever had during my business travels to Berlin. There is a kind of IT Messe going on that week. Do not know exactly what. But still crowded during the evening hours and later night. That made also the hotel rooms around Messe expensive. But we all know.

Line up pretty good (I am not going to explain in detail). We all know, that is in the end a question of taste and individuality) big smile.

A typical champions league evening. Barcelona against Bayern Munich were shown downstairs in the bar of the wellness area.

Arrived around 5 pm and enjoyed the outdoor pool area with relaxing and sun bathing. Fantastic the combination between whirlpool, panorama glass sauna and heated pool. One big plus, the noice of the S-Bahn was missing. Why,? Because of the train drives strike. You have to get used to it. So, I was missing soemthing special. LOL, joking!

Left the club around 2 am with a big smile.

So now. You want to know what happened? HAHA, that is my secret. Next time come and see!

Cheers.

RM.

Pistons

05-08-15, 06:52

Hi,

Somebody here knows the real name of Romina (blue eyes) from Artemis?Why would you want to know their real names?

I've heard a few real names, but it goes in one ear and out the other one normally.

Sirioja

05-08-15, 07:40

Hermann666

05-08-15, 14:04

I understand kissing, I mean really kissing is not a standard service at Artemis like in Palace Frankfurt, am I right? So not a club for who look for GFE behaviour.

I prefer clubs like LR, Sharks or World where you can get real DFK even for 30 min and only 50 and even with natural without silicon really pretty girls.Speaking about LR. I am going to Dusseldorf soon. Would you rather do LR two days in a row or DV one day and LR the other. Reading the forums LR seems to be the better club?

Sirioja

05-09-15, 04:20

Speaking about LR. I am going to Dusseldorf soon. Would you rather do LR two days in a row or DV one day and LR the other. Reading the forums LR seems to be the better club?For me LR rather than DV, for Claudia. Ro, Edita. Svk, at DV Alexandra ex Jaqueline Aca.

Exodus8

05-09-15, 07:56

I understand kissing, I mean really kissing is not a standard service at Artemis like in Palace Frankfurt, am I right? So not a club for who look for GFE behaviour.

I prefer clubs like LR, Sharks or World where you can get real DFK even for 30 mn and only 50 and even with natural without silicon really pretty girls.Yes it's hard to get DFK in Artemis. The girl must like how looks and maybe personality to provide DFK and GFE.

It's a good club but I also prefer natural girls that provide GFE, besides I don't like the 60 E policy for convinience and cost.

Sirioja

05-09-15, 09:22

Yes it's hard to get DFK in Artemis. The girl must like how looks and maybe personality to provide DFK and GFE.

It's a good club but I also prefer natural girls that provide GFE, besides I don't like the 60 E policy for convinience and cost.Or do girls ask for extra for kissing? Like some in GT or many Oase girls who say only if we stay 1 h.

Hessen Bub

05-09-15, 11:54

Yes it's hard to get DFK in Artemis. The girl must like how looks and maybe personality to provide DFK and GFE.

That won't help. Additional Euros will.

HB.

Dutedrac

05-09-15, 20:09

That won't help. Additional Euros will.
HB.That is too easy, and as you know very well not the only correct answer.

I had a 2 out of 3 score of full optional 30 min./ 60e Sessions not too long ago in Artemis. But yes it was a tougher challenge compared to most German clubs.

It is not the extra euro policy that keeps the prices in Germany down to 50-60 euro since more than 10 years, and hopefully will for another 10.

Exodus8

05-10-15, 08:24

Or do girls ask for extra for kissing? Like some in GT or many Oase girls who say only if we stay 1 h.Yes I meet one girl that said she would do DFK in her 1 h menu, but that put me off since I didn't want to commit. Don't thnik they are allowed to charged extra just for kissing by management.

Otherwise you need to specify that you want DFK cause many girls say yes to kissing and it turns out just to be kiss on lips for less than 1 min, LOL.

Lastly it helps being respectful and not fat dirty old, LOL (but I also depends if the girl).

Hermann666

05-10-15, 12:14

Yes I meet one girl that said she would do DFK in her 1 h menu, but that put me off since I didn't want to commit. Don't thnik they are allowed to charged extra just for kissing by management.

Otherwise you need to specify that you want DFK cause many girls say yes to kissing and it turns out just to be kiss on lips for less than 1 min, LOL.

Lastly it helps being respectful and not fat dirty old, LOL (but I also depends if the girl).Yes, girls that say they do DFK for extra euros or if you extend to one hour usually end up allowing just light kissing. The few girls that really provided DFK girlfriend style asked for no extra money and started to kiss on their own initiative without me even asking.

Indulger

05-10-15, 14:55

This is my first report on ISG on my second visit to Artemis which is already 3 months old during a business trip. My first visit in 2013 was a memorable one but I will restrict my report on my second visit which was a kind of mixed experience. Took and S-bahn and reached the place. Paid at the reception, showered and went to the main area.

1. A German girl approached me and talked some lines in Hindi. Sensing that I am Indian. Felt her skin- it was soft and supple. Having a strong liking for soft skin, I wasted no time in taking her to the suite. As soon as went inside, she tried to upsell for extras. CIM, anal. I said that's not my favorite. From then on, she started to behave in a very mechanical way. Gave a mechanical BJ like a robot. Told her that's enough and started with mish. She started to give fake moans and asked me to do faster and finish. I felt she is just trying to hurry up and there's nothing to feel good being with her for another 20 minutes. I though of finishing and when asked her to turn over for doggy, she said " Don't expect the entire kamasutra in 60 Euros". I didn't like such comments and put on my robes again. Then she tried to reconcile and said "this is the last change". I finished off in another 5 minutes and left.

2. After relaxing for about 2 hours, met a tall Romanian girl Miss E near the pool. Chatted with her for sometime and went upstairs. Though her assets were somewhat on the smaller side, I liked her attitude and gave a nice GFE. She started with an amazing BJ and then started with WOT, doggy, mish. During the BJ, itself I extending the session to another 30 minutes. After the session she jokingly said she wished to have bigger boobs and bums. But she certainly made up for that with her friendly and eager-to-please attitude.

The lesson here for me is to chat well with the girl to get to know a little about her. Because like the first girl, some would want to take advantage of someone looking foreign.

Both the visits, there were some girls in the bar that wanted to tease me singing Bollywood songs and calling me by some Bollywood actors' names. It made me a little uncomfortable.

Sirioja

05-11-15, 00:56

Yes I meet one girl that said she would do DFK in her 1 h menu, but that put me off since I didn't want to commit. Don't thnik they are allowed to charged extra just for kissing by management.

Otherwise you need to specify that you want DFK cause many girls say yes to kissing and it turns out just to be kiss on lips for less than 1 min, LOL.

Lastly it helps being respectful and not fat dirty old, LOL (but I also depends if the girl).So not a club for me looking for real GFE classy natural women and too far from Paris, the best would be to drive to Berlin, renting a 911 GT turbo.

DoMat

05-12-15, 21:56

Learned a lot from these pages so I hope people are able to use this info.

Went to Artemis twice once on a Wednesday and once on Friday.

Arrived about 8 am to Berlin from US with no sleep on the plane so was majorly Jet lagged. Thought Artemis would be great. Sleep, have sex, sleep etc.

Worked out well as it was a nice day and I could sleep at the outside pool.

This was Wednesday and was lingerie night. I don't recommend it as the clothes still hide a lot.

I wasn't that impressed with the lineup considering what we read here. At first I thought it was because it was early and the late shift would be better but after my second trip that turned out to be false. Don't get me wrong there are plenty of girls you would want to have sex with but they aren't the caliber I expected from reading here. There are plenty of 8-9 bodies and a few 8 faces but I don't think I found any total packages.

Anyhow first was Shania with the long blonde hair small naturals. I forgot from where. I think Rom but not sure. Decent BJ but I really didn't like her. Body wasn't that good (nor bad) but lingerie hid that fact. After 10-15 minutes she said 5 minutes left. That was annoying. Wouldn't repeat. F7 B6.

Second was Sunny half Moroccan. Pretty gal with dark brown hair. Medium size and well done bolt ONS. Bad teeth. Good BJ didn't allow DATY. Nice girl. Nothing spectacular. Probably won't repeat but not bad. F7 B7. 5.

I slept a bit at the pool before and after. I felt a bit let down with the experience and was debating if I would do the planned return on Friday. Left around 6 pm.

Well Friday came around and I decided I should give it a try. Glad I did. This time I went there later around 5 and left at 12.

Dahlia or something like that. Romanian Cute girl with a great slim body / ass, small naturals, long red hair and glasses. Decent energy would do again. F7 B9.

Brianna says from Spain. I think someone here said she is really Romanian. Who knows, who cares. My experience with this very slim and cute girl are the same as others here. Good sex but a little to much on upselling. The only girl that actually tried upselling after we started. But I liked her and would probably do her again.

Finally Oksana from Bulgaria. Blonde with tight body, an ass a little flat but still nice. Medium size fake breasts that are to tight. She was the best of the trip for me. Good BJ. She actually worked when on top instead of barely moving like the other girls. DATY was fine. I don't see many reviews of her here but I would recommend her and do her again gladly. F6. 5 B8.

EtrnalFeminine

05-13-15, 14:49

The S-Bahn operators were on strike. I could have walked the 2 km from my hotel to Artemis, but thought I should conserve my energy so I took a cab from Charlottenburg S-Bahn for 10 euros. Arrived at around 1 PM. There were only around 15 girls and about 3 guys. I was peeking in the kino when Rion (originally from Thailand but living in Berlin for past 11 years) offered to show me around. So we went to the downstairs kino. She was a sweet armful with incredibly smooth skin all over and nicely shaped natural boobs, not to mention a great ass (which I got to examine in detail later on). So we went into the curtained room next to the downstairs kino.

What followed was quite possibly my best experience at Artemis to-date. Rion is proactive in bed. What I mean is, she will do things to pleasure you without being asked, and wow she has ideas of her own about things a couple can do in bed. After a 1 hour session, I went downstairs to rest, then went to look for her again for another session. The second session was just as good as the first.

Left Artemis at 5 PM, as I needed to get dinner, and also quite frankly I was happy and satisfied with what I got for the day.

EF

Frozty

05-14-15, 22:51

Chatted to her at Paradise Stuttgart today. In case anyone is missing her special brand of sharking, she seems to have moved there for good.

Nr 71

05-15-15, 06:17

I love sex and watching hot women in the sun. Are the girls allowed to "hunt" customers in the outdoorsarea? Or is it regarded the same way as the wellnessarea, were girls seldom or never go? Is sex allowed around the pool? I guess not into the pool.

Going to Berlin in 10 days, can't wait to use 12-15 hours at my favorite place. If any fellow forumers plan to be there on Wed 27th May I would like to chat and discuss experiences.

SuppenHuhn

05-15-15, 06:34

Outdooraction is allowed. But nearly nobody do it. I did it last summer.

I think Amina will come back to Artemis.

Nr 71

05-15-15, 17:47

Outdooraction is allowed. But nearly nobody do it. I did it last summer.
Thank you, Suppenhuhn.

Any others have experience from outdoorfun at Art, or maybe you have watched others?

Frozty

05-15-15, 18:24

Thank you, Suppenhuhn.

Any others have experience from outdoorfun at Art, or maybe you have watched others?I've never seen an outdoor session at Artemis. Also, I don't remember too many girls outside (but I have never been in late July / August).

Different story in Frankfurt where there are outdoor beds in a few clubs. Sharks is great in the summer with girls constantly roaming around the garden. Highly recommended. I had a few sessions on an outdoor bed surrounded by hedges. You are almost swamped by girls outdoors at Oase, but it's not a favourite club of mine. I'm keen to try the garden at World this summer.

Marlboro Red

05-17-15, 15:05

Does anyone know of a good FKK close to Berlin? Yes, Artimis is great, but I fancy a change.

Masayama

05-18-15, 00:55

Does anyone know of a good FKK close to Berlin? ...There are no other good ones. There's a small, mediocre one (or rather a saunaclub, as the girls aren't completely naked), La Folie, in Belin (Charlottenburg).

Masayama

05-18-15, 00:59

I've never seen an outdoor session at Artemis. Also, I don't remember too many girls outside ...No wonder, as some of the outdoor area is visible from passing trains.

Karat

05-18-15, 09:44

Does anyone know of a good FKK close to Berlin? Yes, Artimis is great, but I fancy a change.There is an announcement for an Opening of a FKK-Club in Potsdam (around 30 minutes from Berlin):

http://www.fkk-sauna-clubs.de/potsdam/fkk-grand-plaza/825_fkk-grand-plaza.html

But in German forums there are speculations that this Club never will open and the ad might be only fake.

Nille Copenhagen

05-18-15, 17:55

There is an announcement for an Opening of a FKK-Club in Potsdam (around 30 minutes from Berlin):

http://www.fkk-sauna-clubs.de/potsdam/fkk-grand-plaza/825_fkk-grand-plaza.html

But in German forums there are speculations that this Club never will open and the add might be only fake.Artemis has probably connections to stop or delay this new club forever.

Marlboro Red

05-18-15, 19:59

No wonder, as some of the outdoor area is visible from passing trains.Outside is just not setup for that kind of fun, as there are no discrete places. And while you could do it near the wall, it just too open. However, I did notice that there were rooms outside?

Frozty

05-18-15, 20:04

Outside is just not setup for that kind of fun, as there are no discrete places. And while you could do it near the wall, it just too open. However, I did notice that there were rooms outside?The outside rooms are more inside than the inside rooms. If you get my meaning. I don't recall them having windows.

TonyDain

05-18-15, 21:09

I usually try to avoid the messe crowds but got an opportunity to visit Artemis later this week.

Does anyone know what (if any) crowds that can be expected at Artemis from this week's events at the Messe? Will it be unbearable or not?

Thanks

Pharisaer

05-18-15, 23:13

Does anyone know what (if any) crowds that can be expected at Artemis from this week's events at the Messe? Will it be unbearable or not?IMHO you don't have to expect an unbearable crowd later this week, but note: sometimes it's unpredictable. Maybe there's a little crowd during last weekend of May because of the soccer cup final in Berlin. Maybe.

Peter B

05-19-15, 19:35

Hi,

I'm thinking about taking the trip up to Artemis this weekend, but I'd very much prefer to see one or ideally both of these stars.

Nr 71

05-19-15, 20:12

Some months ago there were a lot of writing about Nina leaving Artemis. Lots of the guys mentioning her also wrote about Fatima. Is she still there? Haven't seen any reports mentioning her the last months.

Karat

05-19-15, 20:26

Fatima was in Artemis last weekend.

Pharisaer

05-19-15, 21:48

Some months ago there were a lot of writing about Nina leaving Artemis. Lots of the guys mentioning her also wrote about Fatima. Is she still there?Yes, she is.

Carpaccio18

05-19-15, 22:30

I am soon going back to Artemis again and I am curious if you can ID a girl for me and provide some feedback. She's a blonde with straight cut bangs, very slim with small natural tits. Her face has kind of a special look. She's elegant but not baby face cute. She usually sits in the sofas in the narrow section behind the bar. Does not approach guys much. I think she could be Russian or from the basaltic. Any feedback appreciated.That sounds like Roberta (RO), did a long session with her a few months ago. Had great time, nice GFE and she's got a great sense of humor.

Masayama

05-20-15, 02:00

That sounds like Roberta (RO), ...If you're talking about the Roberta (RO) that came to Artemis from another club some months ago, she doesn't fit Hermann666's description. Roberta might perhaps be called slim, but not VERY slim. Her tits are natural, but not small.

Hermann666

05-20-15, 05:56

If you're talking about the Roberta (RO) that came to Artemis from another club some months ago, she doesn't fit Hermann666's description. Roberta might perhaps be called slim, but not VERY slim. Her tits are natural, but not small.I think Frozty nailed it earlier in the thread when he suggested that the girl is Mila from Latvia.

Peter B

05-20-15, 18:12

Hi,

I'm thinking about taking the trip up to Artemis this weekend, but I'd very much prefer to see one or ideally both of these stars.Hey all,

Sorry for repeating I would kust really like to know if they are there. If they are both there I think I will go but if they're not there then maybe not. Will write full review after!

Member #4469

05-20-15, 19:22

Two day report from this Sunday and Monday, but first one review from my last visit one month ago!

This girl really stood out Maira, Venezuela mid to late 20's she is a really beautiful girl with light brown skin, medium sized enhanced tits this girl is very passionate and truly enjoys sex so much that I actually had three different sessions with her that same day!

Sunday evening my first session of the night.

Kimberly, Bahamas, mid 20's.

She has a very tight body with nice natural tits, she does light kissing with some tongue loves DATY and it's not easy to last long in doggy with her perfect ass. Recommended!

I also had sessions with Samantha BUL, Axena BUL these two girls always perform a very passionate GFE with me.

Fourth session, 30 years? Can't remember her name!

Found a turkish girl beautiful face with long black hair a fitness body and perfectly enhanced tits unfortunately she don't kiss and don't enjoys DATY but in her defense she gave me one of the best blow jobs I've ever had at Artemis and fucking her perfect body is enough to recommend her.

Monday early afternoon first session.

Zina? Germany / Marocco Mid 20's.

Beautiful girl looks a little bit exotic with light brown skin beautiful face, great tits she doesn't kiss unfortunately! She had a huge orgasm during DATY after this she was so wet and I was already erected so she skipped BJ and went right to fucking after this I fucked her for over half an hour without ending, for me it's extremely hard to come if I not have a long blow job before sex, especially when you have had so much sex in limited time. Repeat, Maybe.

Second session, Valentina, Colombia early 30's?

Very charming girl, I would say she has a very sparkling personality, enhanced tits very much GFE and absolutely loved DATY had a great hour with her. Recommended.

Third session Jackie, Dom Republic?

Black girl with a good looking face, ok body nicely enhanced tits. This girl absolutely loves sex she had three huge orgasms during DATY and 69 she rewarded my efforts with giving me a magnificent and the most memorably fuck of this trip, if it wasn't forced to go to the airport I would have fucked her for hours.

Next up Costa del sol.

Bearsk

05-23-15, 11:27

XiaoApple

05-23-15, 21:11

Hello guys,

I plan to go to Artemis May 29 and stay for one night. The next day (May 30) I will take plane from Schönefeld Airport at 8:40 am.

My question:

1. I have read the website that the closing time is 5:00 am. Could I stay in Artemis until 5:00 am? To save money, I have not booked accommodation that evening.

2. When I go out at 5:00 am, are there any taxi waiting outside? How much is the price from FKK Artemis to Schönefeld Airport (SXF)?

3. To save money, is it OK to take the train to SXF at that time? Is it safe around at that time?

Thanks very much.

Hermann666

05-24-15, 01:52

Hello guys,

I plan to go to Artemis May 29 and stay for one night. The next day (May 30) I will take plane from Schnefeld Airport at 8:40 am.

My question:

1. I have read the website that the closing time is 5:00 am. Could I stay in Artemis until 5:00 am? To save money, I have not booked accommodation that evening.

2. When I go out at 5:00 am, are there any taxi waiting outside? How much is the price from FKK Artemis to Schnefeld Airport (SXF)?

3. To save money, is it OK to take the train to SXF at that time? Is it safe around at that time?

Thanks very much.Yes, you can stay until they close at 5:00 am. There's usually a line of taxis waiting outside. Otherwise just ask reception to call a taxi for you. Reception will also store your bags if you bring luggage.

Rocketboy0

05-24-15, 09:43

I plan to go to Artemis May 29 and stay for one night. May 30 I will take plane from Schonefeld Airport at 8:40 am.No problem staying in A til 05:00 or around then (you can find quiet places to sleep), no problem with the S-Bahns which leave every 10 minutes from Westkreuz. S-Bahns fine in the early am, just use common sense and find a car with other people. The front desk can help you get a taxi if needed but you will save 35-45 EUR with the S-Bahn.

You have plenty of time given your flight. There have been some strikes recently but it looks like finally this mess is on the way to being solved so you should be fine. bvg.de is the great Berlin transit planner and you can check options (there is an english page). Depending upon when you go the route can slightly vary so just check it that day. It takes about an hour plus the 5 min walk to Westkreuz and the 10 min walk to the terminals..You can mess around with arrival times in Tegel, but you need to be in SXF at least an hour before a flight with their often slow security queues and labryinthine passageways..

Girl sightings: Bearsk, always the man "screwpulous" with data, is correct. Napoleon was also here in October, 1806. But Fatima is around also now (as in last night). Ina is also but does not work every night (tends to only 1 of 2 weekend nights). Malik- unfortunately not seen for many, many weeks.

As always, if seeing a particular girl is critical, telephone the front desk and make a booking. Sometimes they know during the day, sometimes not before 20:00. You can always ring and ask at least if X is around this week, etc. Our sightings are really no guide to the future.

Other notes: bizarre lighting changes last night in both kinos - where now it is strangely bright inside. Hope this is a one-off as it feels like a football stadium. This coupled with the usual dreadful weekend music seems designed to keep the erotic feel well in check..RB wishes the DJ could offer his services to the Guantanamo prison, where this so-called "musik" would quickly lead to confessions (even by the guards) and then they could close it down.

And, on a related point, heads up to all: The UEFA Championship Final is 6 June, a whopping 2 S-Bahn stops from the doors of Artemis. You can imagine what the scene will be like after the game. However, as they will likely staff up, the variety of choices could be good earlier (and even during the game, as many menfolk will be downstairs leaving the girls free. And we all know Barce will mop the floor with Juv so after 60-75 min you could head upstairs.) But mongers who value their sanity want to be well clear of there within 15 min of the end of the game. If sanity not an issue, you can stick around for the Testosterone Tsunami..

XiaoApple

05-24-15, 15:11

Yes, you can stay until they close at 5:00 am. There's usually a line of taxis waiting outside. Otherwise just ask reception to call a taxi for you. Reception will also store your bags if you bring luggage.Thanks, useful.

XiaoApple

05-24-15, 15:12

No problem staying in A til 05:00 or around then (you can find quiet places to sleep), no problem with the S-Bahns which leave every 10 minutes from Westkreuz. S-Bahns fine in the early am, just use common sense and find a car with other people. The front desk can help you get a taxi if needed but you will save 35-45 EUR with the S-Bahn.

You have plenty of time given your flight. There have been some strikes recently but it looks like finally this mess is on the way to being solved so you should be fine. bvg.de is the great Berlin transit planner and you can check options (there is an english page). Depending upon when you go the route can slightly vary so just check it that day. It takes about an hour plus the 5 min walk to Westkreuz and the 10 min walk to the terminals..You can mess around with arrival times in Tegel, but you need to be in SXF at least an hour before a flight with their often slow security queues and labyrinthine passageways..

Girl sightings: Bearsk, always the man "screwpulous" with data, is correct. Napoleon was also here in October, 1806. But Fatima is around also now (as in last night). Ina is also but does not work every night (tends to only 1 of 2 weekend nights). Malik- unfortunately not seen for many, many weeks.

As always, if seeing a particular girl is critical, telephone the front desk and make a booking. Sometimes they know during the day, sometimes not before 20:00. You can always ring and ask at least if X is around this week, etc. Our sightings are really no guide to the future.

Other notes: bizarre lighting changes last night in both kinos - where now it is strangely bright inside. Hope this is a one-off as it feels like a football stadium. This coupled with the usual dreadful weekend music seems designed to keep the erotic feel well in check..RB wishes the DJ could offer his services to the Guantanamo prison, where this so-called "musik" would quickly lead to confessions (even by the guards) and then they could close it down.

And, on a related point, heads up to all: The UEFA Championship Final is 6 June, a whopping 2 S-Bahn stops from the doors of Artemis. You can imagine what the scene will be like after the game. However, as they will likely staff up, the variety of choices could be good earlier (and even during the game, as many menfolk will be downstairs leaving the girls free. And we all know Barce will mop the floor with Juv so after 60-75 min you could head upstairs.) But mongers who value their sanity want to be well clear of there within 15 min of the end of the game. If sanity not an issue, you can stick around for the Testosterone Tsunami...Dude, thank you for your warm-hearted answer.

Eric Cartman

05-27-15, 00:03

Hello intrepid readers. Cartman here. You may know me from my Brazil reporting (click my name, see my posts). Recently arrived in Berlin after a couple days in Zurich duly written up on the zurich forums.

Headed out to Artemis around 4 pm. Took a you-bahn to an S-bahn, and it was about a 5-10 min walk from the train station. From the outside Artemis looks like a Red Roof Inn or other mid-range motel chain. Inside it's actually a very nice facility. There is a smoky main bar area where all the girls hang out, on the entry floor. If you take the stairs down, there is a "Kino" sex theatre, a big pool area (indoor), and a massage area and other bar. The pool has some steam rooms / saunas around it. You can head outside past the dining area (which is on the main floor right after the main smoky bar) and there is a HUGE outdoor area (paved) that on one side leads to some very nice rooms (apparently built about 1. 5 years ago) and on the other side down to a large outside pool, hot tub, and an outbuilding area with a really nice sauna and steam room and showers.

Entrance was 80 Euro. Comes with free soft drinks and food. Regular 30 min sessions are 60 Euro, and the menu goes up from there -- 100 for anal, 50 for prostate massage, etc.

Not that many girls working when we showed up around 5 pm, but more came in starting around 7 pm and even up until midnight when we were leaving. Lots of slim Romanian types, some hungarians, a few outliers from Africa, Bahamas, etc.

The problem with this type of set-up is (a) the sharky girls who immediately stop you and ask you to fuck them / go to the room; and (b) simply not knowing who is any good. I waited a while before making my first choice, a tall, slim Romanian girl named "Silvia" with a long dark pony tail. She said she could do deep-throat but really couldn't. No kissing, which is a HUGE bummer. She was an OK performer and for 60 Euros I'm not complaining too much, but it was a far cry from a passionate experience at a Brazilian Termas.

Second up was an African (Namibian) named "Gina" . She was more fun, hung out with me for a while on a couch, and then in the room did a great deep-throat BBBJ with some light kissing and more passion (even if fake). Well worth it. I wanted to repeat with her, but when I finally saw her again around 11 pm she said she was going to eat and go home.

Thirdly I had a fun initial conversation with a Hungarian named Alicia. She told me that she had been working there for 4 years, on and off. But she seemed to have a good attitude. So later when Gina was gone, I though I'd take her for a spin. I'd just showered, but she was ruthlessly clinical. She sprayed some alcohol spray on the Little Admiral and wiped him off with baby wipes, and then she made me put alcohol gel on my hands. Then when she got down to businses she was very clear about no kissing, no touching her face, no fingers in her kitty, etc. While she was blowing me (thankfully BBBJ) she kept stopping every 10 seconds to spit whatever was in her mouth into a wad of paper towels, kind of a boner killer. But having said all that, her technique was solid, especially the prostate massage, and got the job done. It was like going to a car wash.

I really miss the Brazil vibe where you sit with the girl and quickly can start kissing, deep, feeling her body, and creating a passionate vibe before the room. Still, all in damage was 230 euro for 3 sessions plus the 80 entry -- and I did eat food and enjoy the steam room / saunas.

Just wish I could figure out a better way to idenify the more passionate, more fun girls. Fending off the sharks gets old. Here for a few more days, so open to recommedations. My wingman nailed a Moldivian named Kimberly and said she was FANTASTIC, albeit still below Brazil standards.

By the way it seem cigar smoking is allowed in the inside bar, not just only the outside areas.

TL;DR version: great instalaltions, reasonable food, more girls after 19:00hrs, need tips on how to identify the girls with more passion, who can deepthroat, who DFK/kiss, who get off .... made difficult by too many Romanian sharks. Otherwise it ends up being oddly clinical.

-Cartman out.

Hermann666

05-27-15, 05:18

Guy93

05-27-15, 10:15

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?

Exodus8

05-27-15, 10:46

Brianna from Spain does kissing with lots of energy. She's short and super tiny with black hair and blue lenses over the brown eyes.

Also Cheyenne, German super thin girl with silicone and a tattoo over her whole back, is really hot, but no kissing. She's more of the PSE type. Looks a bit like Anne Hathaway.Perhaps I misjudged Brianna bc I was put off due to her approach. Maybe I should try her next time or perhaps she likes you.

Cheyenne? Black curly hair wearing glasses?

XiaoApple

05-27-15, 10:56

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?Female guests are banned unless she wants to work in Artemis. In this way she needs to book time for interview. But only entry is not allowed for women guests.

Pharisaer

05-27-15, 12:01

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?No admittance for female guests.

RempNobbes

05-27-15, 13:12

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?As far as I know not. In Artemis there are no couples, men and girl, even so lonely women or lesbian couples allowed. I only know that a couple, men and girl can enter Oase. The girl does not have to pay entry fee. One other club now is the Oceans in Düsseldorf. There are couples, men and girl, as so women alone and lesbian couple allowed. They have free entrance all the time.
I really saw some joining the club with bathrobes. Interesting aspect. One time I came from the sauna, I disturbed accidentally a couple in the shower area. The women started to blow her (a) man.

Guy93

05-27-15, 13:50

Thank you for your answers gentlemen.

I tried to search info at Artemis homepage before, but they didn't mention anything about female guests.

Ortos

05-27-15, 14:19

I only know that a couple, men and girl can enter Oase. The girl does not have to pay entry fee. I think you got this one absolutely wrong: Everybody pays entry fee to get into Oase. Even Mauro's mother has to pay to get in!

Hermann666

05-27-15, 14:20

Perhaps I misjudged Brianna bc I was put off due to her approach. Maybe I should try her next time or perhaps she likes you.

Cheyenne? Black curly hair wearing glasses?Brianna can be a bit pushy but I have read other positive reviews of her and we had great fun in the room with lots of kissing.

Cheynne is the best PSE style girl I've tried in Artemis. No glasses what I recall, silicones that look a bit oversized on her petite frame. She is really skinny and her whole back is covered with a tatoo with a couple of faces if I recall correctly. Her hair is sometimes put up in a knot. I did a lot of positions with her, she did deepthroat, CIM and anal with great enthusiasm. I like to do anal in mish with eye contact and she was great at that. In doggy she was very active and pushed herself onto my dick. I've had a couple of different sessions with her and would repeat every time.

Hessen Bub

05-27-15, 15:18

I've never heard of a FKK club where the female part of a couple doesn't have to pay entry. That may be true for Party- or Swingerclubs.

HB.

Member #4581

05-27-15, 20:53

So who are the salaried employees who don't pay entrance fee? Hopefully Mauro does nt charge himself, LOL. The bartenders, cooks, bouncers, cleaning people etc? What about the masseuse, wonder if s / he has to pay, since they freelance and get paid similar to the hookers?

I think you got this one absolutely wrong: Everybody pays entry fee to get into Oase. Even Mauro's mother has to pay to get in!

UltraHappy

05-28-15, 00:06

I've never heard of a FKK club where the female part of a couple doesn't have to pay entry.

HB.This corresponds to my experience. Oase was certainly quite happy to take my money for two entry fees every time I showed up there with a female guest. If someone knows better, than please tell me because I will certainly be bringing other girls there in the future.

Eric Cartman

05-28-15, 09:19

Returned about 8 pm to Artemis on a Weds night. As others have noted, Wednesday is "not naked" day at Artemis so the girls were wearing bikinis, bra / panties, or even tight dresses. Not sure why they feel the need to do this 1 x / week, as naked makes it harder to hide things.

Waited about 20 minutes and was rewarded with Gina (black girl from Namibia) returning to the main lounge. Grabbed her for what ended up being 1. 5 hrs in the room. I like the rooms out by the outside pool. You can just ask and the girls go out there no problem. Gina was fun and friendly. I think we started around 20:45 and we ended at 10:25, but she had lost track of time a bit and only charged me for 1. 5 hrs. All in 160 Euro.

Had a steam and a dry sauna in the newer outside area, then a bite at the buffet. Reasonably decent food, actually. Back to the main lounge and it was *really* hard to try to find a next target. There are a lot of blondes walking around, in addition to the regular dark-haired romanians, but it's really hard to tell who is any good just by watching. Also some were so "fierce" in their bottle blonde look and fake boobs that I have to think they would be terrible in the room. A lot of the girls just have terrible non-friendly body language. There were a couple of blondes who I liked physically but I was afraid the session would be sharky and terrible.

Ended up going with Lorraine from Hungary. She has great muscular legs (was wearing boots) from apparently having played handball before her working girl career. Reasonably nice personality, some light kissing, good eye contact. All in all a reasonable service. 110 Euro including the basic 30 minutes and some extra. Did not clock-watch esp after I agreed to the extra.

I still find it much more difficult to make a connection with the girls than with garotas in Brazil. But hey when in Germany.

Any other suggestions on how to sort out the better performers from the weak ones, especially when you don't know their names, gratefully appreciated.

-Cartman

LexxyDock

05-28-15, 11:06

Hermann666

05-28-15, 12:00

Returned about 8 pm to Artemis on a Weds night. As others have noted, Wednesday is "not naked" day at Artemis so the girls were wearing bikinis, bra / panties, or even tight dresses. Not sure why they feel the need to do this 1 x / week, as naked makes it harder to hide things.

Waited about 20 minutes and was rewarded with Gina (black girl from Namibia) returning to the main lounge. Grabbed her for what ended up being 1. 5 hrs in the room. I like the rooms out by the outside pool. You can just ask and the girls go out there no problem. Gina was fun and friendly. I think we started around 20:45 and we ended at 10:25, but she had lost track of time a bit and only charged me for 1. 5 hrs. All in 160 Euro.

Had a steam and a dry sauna in the newer outside area, then a bite at the buffet. Reasonably decent food, actually. Back to the main lounge and it was *really* hard to try to find a next target. There are a lot of blondes walking around, in addition to the regular dark-haired romanians, but it's really hard to tell who is any good just by watching. Also some were so "fierce" in their bottle blonde look and fake boobs that I have to think they would be terrible in the room. A lot of the girls just have terrible non-friendly body language. There were a couple of blondes who I liked physically but I was afraid the session would be sharky and terrible.I am no veteran by any means but after having made three visits to Livingroom in NRW recently and being able to compare to a number of visits done to Artemis this spring, the difference in the level of GFE service and DFK is huge in favor of Livingroom.

Artemis is great for optics and has a lot of beautiful girls but not very many that does good GFE and DFK. I tend to go for the non sharky girls at Artemis. The good girls seems to sit and wait for customers. I am also avoiding girls sitting in a group together seeming not being interested in the men at all. Good luck with the hunting!

PayForIt

05-28-15, 20:13

Back to the main lounge and it was *really* hard to try to find a next target. There are a lot of blondes walking around, in addition to the regular dark-haired romanians, but it's really hard to tell who is any good just by watching. Also some were so "fierce" in their bottle blonde look and fake boobs that I have to think they would be terrible in the room. A lot of the girls just have terrible non-friendly body language. There were a couple of blondes who I liked physically but I was afraid the session would be sharky and terrible.I still find it much more difficult to make a connection with the girls than with garotas in Brazil. But hey when in Germany.
Any other suggestions on how to sort out the better performers from the weak ones, especially when you don't know their names, gratefully appreciated.
CartmanThis is an interesting question and one which I do wonder if the more frequent mongers have an answer to. But I rather doubt it and I read the german FKK forums quite a lot. Part of your problem was the venue. I actually like Artemis as a Club, and I love Berlin as a city but I'm afraid the service levels there, or rather the attitude of the girls before the room, can be very difficult. There is a good reason for this: a complete lack of competition from any other FKK club in Berlin. I have tried the FKK clubs in Hessen and NRW and I think the girls are far more friendly, want to tell you more about what is on offer instead of the immediate "take me to the room" attitude in Artemis. This is because in Dusseldorf / Cologne and Frankfurt there is a choice of clubs for men to frequent. So if they want your business they need to try a little harder for it. In Artemis they have a captive audience and they know it. This is tarring too many girls with one brush. Some are lovely. Like the lovely Gina you sessioned with. I've not roomed with her as she isn't my type to look at but I've spent time talking to her and she is a really nice girl. Others at Artemis are not so friendly. A plump blonde there in February was horribly rude to me when I rejected her for a 3 time (get the message please). I stupidly said "maybe later" to get her to leave me alone. What a foolish error. When I later said no again she started shouting. Very loudly "liar, liar liar". A lot of girls were looking at me wondering what I'd said or done and I wondered if I'd get another session from anyone. Happily some of them know her too well and it was ok. But a good example of the attitude.

I had a 30 min session with another girl (romanian) on that occasion. I told her twice I wasn't interested in CIM or anal extras. When I asked her if she wanted to extend to an hour she told me this was ok only if I did the extras! End of session! I'm back in Artemis in a few weeks. Hoping the attitude improves, but I doubt it. It will only change when the long promised new FKK club ever opens and there is competition.

However this still doesn't really answer your question about spotting the good performers. The only tip I could pass on. Which I got from one of these forums and has worked very well for me. Is to position yourself somewhere outside of the rooms / stairs so you can see the chemistry / reaction of guys coming out of the rooms. If they are coming out looking so-so, neither pleased nor disappointed, I tend to think the session was mechanical and the girl might not be great. If a guy comes out all smiles and they are having banter. I look more carefully at the girl to see if she too is in good spirits and that is a sign that maybe it was good for both and she is worth trying. All that said. There is a phrase on here YMMV. Your mileage may vary. It's true. One man's poison is another man's petal. Also, with the euro in the dire state it is, 50 or 60 (in artemis) for 30 minutes or double for an hour is not actually much of a risk. If I very much fancy the girl I'm going to go there to find out! Final tip of course is simply to ask a guy you've seen previously be with a girl. Nobody is offended if you ask for some general feedback without detail on a girl's level of service. I've done that plenty of times. Indeed I'll speak to a few guys in any club, find out who is a regular and ask for some tips. They've often come in very valuable. Some guys post long lists but unless there is a very detailed description it is useless unless you print it off. And if you walk around a club with a list in your robe, spot a girl on it, walk up with list in hand and say: "ah. Blonde, big tits, nice ass, curly hair, bad tattoo on left leg, tight pussy. Hi - you must be Mary?" it doesn't tend to start a session of well and you look a complete nerd! The forums are great when two or three guys comment that they have all sessioned with a girl recently and she was great or awful. It's worth remembering those names. I did that in my trip earlier this year when Danny posted about a girl he thought was poor. When she approached me I thought he must be mad as she was very pretty. So I ignored his advice and it was. More than poor! Lesson learned. I've had the opposite though. Gone with someone who might not normally have got my attention but got rave reviews here so gave her a go and ended up very pleased I did so.

If some of the more regular guys at Artemis can add any tips to picking out the great performers it would benefit us all.

Frozty

05-28-15, 23:58

Cheers guys!

I have an option go to Artemis either on Wednesday or Friday.

Just need an opinion from regulars is Dessous Tag worth it to go, because last time when I was there to see totally naked ladies was a big bonus. What is your impression or recommendation.

Thanks!Friday. The lineup will be significantly better. The only downside is that there will also be more men. I was disappointed with dessous tag; the proportion of 'heavy' girls seemed much higher. One caveat is that my last dessous visit was probably 12 months ago.

Frozty

05-29-15, 00:12

If some of the more regular guys at Artemis can add any tips to picking out the great performers it would benefit us all.I'm not really one for chatting with other punters about the girls, although I can see the merits. The only thing that has worked for me is experience and attitude. I have learnt how to make it look like I know the scene. Fewer girls try and take advantage. It probably helps that more and more girls start to recognise me. Most girls are capable of good service if you build some sort of chemistry and accept their limitations (eg those who don't kiss).

This doesn't require that you know the club. It helps if you know FKK, but confident bluffing does the job.

I get better service levels at one or two other clubs (particularly since the retirement of my FKK wife!) but I would still make Artemis my favourite club.

Eric Cartman

05-29-15, 00:54

Thanks Frosty, Herman, and Payforit -- good advice.

Hit up Artemis tonight after an amusing side-stop at http://www.erlebniswohnung.com/ which previously had been described on the Berlin board (or this board) as being the bets flat-rate "gang bang" club in Germany for covered activities. Having never seen such a thing, I and my wingman went to take a look. Let's just say the ratio of 14 guys to 1 girl in a darkened room wasn't to my taste. The guys sure seemed to like it though. At a shift change, one large Chinese-looking gentleman dove right into the new girl's nether parts with his tongue while 3-4 other dudes prodded her in various places. Guess he wanted her fresh LOL. I now know I don't at all find the concept of a "gang bang" club erotic, yay me.

Arrived Artemis around 9 pm. My wingman's girl Cristina was there but he was eager to try other horizons. Gina not in sight. Wingman grabbed a slim brunette who turned out to be Brianna from Spain (Valencia) who previously had received good marks on this board. He said the service was so-so, beyond her kissing.

I decided to bite the bullet and see a plastic'ed-up blonde I'd noticed the night before. Her name is Brigita from Hungary. She's 31 but doesn't look it. Appears to have had some sort of plastic surgery on her face, perhaps nose and lips, and has nice big bolt-on tits. She has a huge tramp stamp tattoo, a full sleeve tattoo on one arm, and a big skull tattoo on her stomach. Trashy blonde, short blonde hair. Sparkly pink lipstick. She reminds me of a blonde Mason Moore (former porn star). She said she kissed, and would do deep throat. The reality was about 50% of that -- in terms of very light peck on lip kisses and medium-throat LOL. But boy she looked good doing it. I had to finish myself off the first time, as she didn't seem that into it and it affected the Little Admiral. Later, after trying unsucessfully to find another partner, I returned to her for Round 2 and it was better. Still not great, but better. She complained about being tired in Cowgirl, but when I told her it would make me come, she dutifully soldiered on.

My biggest fear when I was looking for a 2nd partner was getting "sharked" -- so many of the girls look like they just want the 60 euros and to be done with you in 10 minutes. And as discussed below, it's really hard to tell who isn't like that. I had to turn down a bunch of girls too. I finally just started talking in Portuguese to the ones that I didn't like, when they approached me. That messes with them LOL. It's not Spanish, people!

Anyway, some good advice below. Thankfully we are heading to the area near Living Room and Samya for a few days -- so I will have that point of comparison as well and take it to the appropriate boards.

In closing I agree with the comments below that Artemis really doesn't have, in general, GFE levels of service. For a Brazilian, this is a big deal. It's not a bad club -- in fact the facilities are pretty darn nice -- and there can be some gems (like Gina, Cristina), but for a quick visit, it's tough to find the right chicks. (My wingman ended up lucking out with some Jordanian girl, lucky bastard).

Thanks for the tips. Off to Living Room / Samya for more from the front lines.

-Cartman.

NYMike

05-29-15, 01:34

Hi,

I'll be at Artemis in late June. Everyone is posting great advice and reports. There are a lot of names that are not in the girl's gallery on the Artemis website. Is there a different place that has an updated pic gallery?

Thanks

Pistons

05-29-15, 05:31

PayForIt

05-29-15, 09:59

Hehe, how to make a good excuse while not making the girl angry at you?
Well, you can allways just act very macho. Artemis girls in general seems to like that. Especially the romanians with a few exceptions.
Instead of saying 'maybe later', you can try 'I am sorry, but my cock got milked just 20 minutes ago, and I never take viagra, so you have to book me for later. But when I'm ready again I will be like a horny bull rushing to the nearest vagina. So no promises. I am sure you understand. But I call it male instinct"' And then smile at her.Not something I think I could say even after many beers. But I totally LOVED the horny bull rushing to the nearest vagina. Not least as when she tells all her friends, you'd be the centre of attention surrounded by 50 girls all asking if the horn is ready yet? Actually upon reflection. The description. Horny bull rushing to nearest vagina should now be converted to HBRTNV in the abbreviations section of ISG for a shortcut to describe to FKK virgins the feeling you get when you first go into an FKK and are surrounded by so many naked lovelies!

Akibono

05-30-15, 02:21

Hehe, how to make a good excuse while not making the girl angry at you?

.This was actually done in a club and was very effective. The man stood in the middle of the main room, raised his wallet about his head and proclaimed as he opened the wallet up: I am done for the night and all my money is gone.

That should keep the ladies away.

SuperLove

05-30-15, 05:58

Friends, please tell me girls to choose and avoid at Artemis. Any favorites that I must go for.

Information will be highly appreciated.

Have fun and cheers.

RempNobbes

05-30-15, 16:10

Today must be very crowded in Artemis. The DFB finale in Berlin Stadium is starting in a couple of hours. Nearly the same situation will be a few weeks ahead when the champions leagues finale is. Barcelona against Turin. What means many Italian men as so Spanish men are taking a break on their way to Olympiastadium in Artemis. Only 2 stops with the S Bahn from Westkreuz to Olympiastadium.

I will travel next week to Berlin. So no problem for me with the turbulence of today's Saturday and in a few weeks. Does anyone have seen Anetta around? Would be helpful to get that information. If so, please say Hello to her from Nobbes coming soon.
So far from NRW and will be in Oceans tonight.

Cheers.

RM.

Pharisaer

05-30-15, 16:34

I will travel next week to Berlin. So no problem for me with the turbulence of today's Saturday and in a few weeks. Does anyone have seen Anetta around? Would be helpful to get that information. If so, please say Hello to her from Nobbes coming soon.Annetta is just around. Note: European Soccer Finals will take place next Saturday.

UltraHappy

05-30-15, 23:24

Friends, please tell me girls to choose and avoid at Artemis. Any favorites that I must go for.

Information will be highly appreciated.

Have fun and cheers.Go for the Romanian ones who look the prettiest to you. Have a nice chat with them. Then, go to the room with them if you are getting a good vibe from them during the chat. Some will be great. Some will be not so great. Spend more time with the great ones and less time with the not so great ones.

-- Recipe for FKK success.

Audio24

05-31-15, 16:24

Monday early afternoon. Was unsure as to whether there would really be any girls there at that time? Checked this forum and past reports suggested no need to worry. Forum was correct: at least 25 girls of all styles, and probably fewer than 15 guys, making for a very relaxed vibe. A warm day, so enjoyed the pool for a bit to unwind and then scoped the scene. A few aggressive girls approached, but not exactly what I wanted. Given the variety, you can really be exact about what you want. So, a quick "not right now thanks" and they will leave you be, which was nice actually. No one was too pushy. Then walking through the lounge, Seela (spelling?) caught my eye. Wow. Asked her to sit for a chat. Loved her personality. Incredibly sexy, petite brunette with a tight Kota Skye type body. Says she is German but who knows. Went up for a half hour for excellent DATY, OWO, mish, and DS. Could barely last. More of PSE experience. No kissing, but not a thing to me. Had a smoke and friendly chat afterward. She told me she was 32, but I couldn't believe it, she looks like 20, incredibly fit and smooth. When we went down, introduced me to her "crazy" friend Julia, Polish, pretty, though not at the same level as Seela, but quite fun and wild. I was drained but seemed like it would be fun to go up for a massage / body rub, so did 30 minutes of that. She laughed at how no one would believe all she did was body rub, because she says she's a pretty wild girl. But it was a perfect way to wind down for me. Nice Monday afternoon, I'd say.

Pharisaer

05-31-15, 17:09

Seela (spelling?) caught my eye. Wow. Asked her to sit for a chat. Loved her personality. Incredibly sexy, petite brunette with a tight Kota Skye type body. Says she is German but who knows.Kota Skye / Dakota Sky? Description fits Sila. IMHO she's Turkish, maybe born, but raised for sure in Germany.

Sebastiane

06-01-15, 17:53

Great great body, but terrible sex. MUST be avoided.Wow! Its amazing how different experiences can be with the same girl. Nele gave me one of the best sex experiences I've ever had in an FKK! I had to extend to 1.5 hours it was so good! I guess it all depends on chemistry and whether the girl likes you or not. I agree she has a great curvy body.

Nr 71

06-02-15, 21:17

A little late report, sorry for that.

Entered Artemis at about 16:00, lots of girls and not so many men, very nice atmosphere. Too cold to enjoy the outdoorarea, I was a little disappointed by that. Some of my favorites were missing, really missed Zoe, the ultrafit girl with purple long hair. Had my first session with Micky from Moldovia. A 33 yo with exactly my kind of girl look. Very nice in the room, I would give her an 8/10. Needed a massage in the wellnessarea afterwards, I really enjoyed and would suggest you try that. Lots of sauna and realxing while looking at sexy girls, I had a nice time. Last on my room-list was Solida, who I have met earlier. Surprisingly she recognized me, and we had a nice chat and a very nice time in the room. She gives excellent service, hope she will be there next time. Don't know what country she comes from, she has claimed Greece, Spain, Italy and now las time Moldovia. Probably Moldovia is true. ?

All in all a very nice time in this Disneyland for adults, I plan to be back in the early fall.

Carpaccio18

06-02-15, 22:15

...she has claimed Greece, Spain, Italy and now las time Moldovia. Probably Moldovia is true?In all likelihood Romanian, for some reason they like to claim being anything but that.

Blue Swede

06-03-15, 16:01

In all likelihood Romanian, for some reason they like to claim being anything but that.She told me she was from Romania. And in line with your experience, I think when they tell you they are from Romania, then it is true! .

BTW, I agree in that Solida is a very good companion, providing a good serice, although a bit "crazy" and talks a lot. (but there is a good way to stop that talking.).

FiddyCent

06-03-15, 17:01

She told me she was from Romania. And in line with your experience, I think when they tell you they are from Romania, then it is true! .

BTW, I agree in that Solida is a very good companion, providing a good serice, although a bit "crazy" and talks a lot. (but there is a good way to stop that talking.).I agree Blue Swede. Solida is a good companion. A cock in her mouth should do the trick. I remember her wet BBBJ very well. Yes, she is Romanian.

FiddyCent.

Rocketboy0

06-07-15, 08:48

I agree Blue Swede. Solida is a good companion.FiddyCent.Even if I were a Vulcan, in the midst of full on Pon Farr, I would rather mate with a shuttle craft than Solida. One of the worst sessions ever, a session so bad that if RB finds himself in public place, like during a drinks at the European Central Bank, and an inexplicable erection happens, remembering this session instantly makes das Boner vanish. And I know a number of others who had similar nightmarish times with her.

Just to make it even more bizarre, she even now occasionally comes over to flirt, as 200,000 men later, she has forgotten how bad it was. The shields rev up to full power.

I have no doubt that some have had good times with S. As the earlier comment between an old Zimmerbaby post and Sybarite also shows, in all experiences between any 2 people, chemistry rules, and it is quite unpredictable. I only mention it for newcummers; before you race off and act on all these hot tips, slow it down, and make sure the vibe is really there before you zimmer. Everything you read here about who is great and who is not, is highly subjective, and YMMV.

FiddyCent

06-07-15, 10:37

Even if I were a Vulcan, in the midst of full on Pon Farr, I would rather mate with a shuttle craft than Solida. One of the worst sessions ever, a session so bad that if RB finds himself in public place, like during a drinks at the European Central Bank, and an inexplicable erection happens, remembering this session instantly makes das Boner vanish. And I know a number of others who had similar nightmarish times with her.

Just to make it even more bizarre, she even now occasionally comes over to flirt, as 200,000 men later, she has forgotten how bad it was. The shields rev up to full power.

I have no doubt that some have had good times with S. As the earlier comment between an old Zimmerbaby post and Sybarite also shows, in all experiences between any 2 people, chemistry rules, and it is quite unpredictable. I only mention it for newcummers; before you race off and act on all these hot tips, slow it down, and make sure the vibe is really there before you zimmer. Everything you read here about who is great and who is not, is highly subjective, and YMMV.Hello Rocketboy0.

My intel is a few years old, so things may have changed with her. I can only comment about my experience. She trapped me between one of the ottoman chairs and the bar. She grabbed me and did not let go. All I remember was the nice wet BBBJ that followed, while in the room. I do agree it is all about chemistry between the two people. Do take the time and spend some couch time with the girl. For my particular instance, the chemistry was spontaneous.

FiddyCent.

Member #4347

06-09-15, 19:03

From what I have heard last weekend Artemis must have been hell because of extreme crowds due to the Champions League game in Berlin. Thankfully I wasn't there but I plan to go this week.

I am quite interested in newcomers or those girls who are rarely present at Artemis since as of right now I already know the vast majority of the girls who are my type.

Melli or Melly is a German Blonde from Cologne, slim bit not super slim, medium height, small natural breasts and a beautiful face, great smile and quite communicative too. Tattooed on the upper right leg, other tattoos I don't remember. I saw her a few times already and she was always booked. Maybe that is due to her natural beauty. Even though she seems to be new at Artemis she has of course worked elsewhere like most of the Arte girls.

She seems smart and professional but at least this first experience with her was only average. A great BJ, slow and deep, a little dirty talk. I had her doggy style and in cowgirl, however somehow the chemistry wasn't there. Since we had a great and honest talk afterwards I believe there is potential for a much better experience next time.

With Melli I do recommend talking to her for a few minutes before going to the room. The reason I say that is because normally I like to take the risky short approach and it works well for me. However this time I am sure the more conservative, cautious approach would have worked a little better. BTW this was a few weeks ago during the night shift however I don't know if she is around right now.

Have fun.

Diplomat.