FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Angus Magee]

Came to A with my friend at 12 am on Sunday. My first visit in Berlin. The place is huge, bigger and I would say nicer than palace in FRA. Ratio was very good in the morning, about 20 girls (most of them fuckable) and about 10 guys. We were worried since here in ISG was mentioned that the whole Berlin is on holiday on August, if that is the case, wonder how is the situtation after holidays.

First had some sauna and swimming, they have a probar swimming pool and nice gym as well. Then hooked up with Patricia from Portugal, burning hot brunette with long long legs. Allways wanted to do it in the sun so up we went to the roof terrace, the weather was hot with clear blue sky. There was maybe 5 other people in the roof and me and my friend with her lady. They have these very comfortable sun chairs that are large enough to enjoy youself at least with 1 lady. That was amazing session with fantastic BBBJ, several position, real GFE with sun in my eyes, never forget this one.



Thanks for the detailed report.

A roof top terrace? This is news. I have never heard mention of this feature before here in the forum. I must try it out sometime if I am ever there in the day time. Is there any shaded area up there? What is it like?

And yes the numbers at Artemis (number of ladies) and quality seems to be holding well this summer season. Good to get some confirmation on this.

[Member #4285]

A roof top terrace? This is news. I have never heard mention of this feature before here in the forum. I must try it out sometime if I am ever there in the day time. Is there any shaded area up there? What is it like?

You mean you never heard about the terrace or never heard about action on the terrace? The one and only time I've been in Artemis I find the terrace but not the restaurant hehe. They should have guided tours haha..



All in all was very impressed about the place, I was happy to find out that girls were willing to do it kino and roof
Im very glad that you post this because I did not know that there was possible to have som action on the terrace. Sound like a fun experience. When I was on the terrace I saw som girls on the sunbeds but no action, but it was in the morning and not so many customers. If the weather allows it I will try to get som action on the terrace to in september. Hope its not to coold then..

[Vompat]

Is not easy to find, you have to go out from bar behdind the pool and climb quite many stairs.

The terrace itshelf is maybe 60 square meters, have about 10 normal sunbeds and 6 - 8 special sunbeds which I think are ment for action, they have some umbrellas on top but otherwise there is no shade.

There is also a shower with cold water in the middle.

[Angus Magee]

I spent the evening at Artemis once again last night. I will not write a full report but I would like to mention that is was quite slow for a Saturday night. There were many many girls to comparatively few men. This meant there were lots of pretty aggressive sellers stalking the bar-a great night to practice the diplomatic turn down of an approach.

I found the roof top patio. Not much action up there. It was probably one of the handful of nights here in Berlin per year when you could comfortably hang out there until maybe 22:00 or 23:00. But in the time I was there there were just a handful of men, one occupied lady and one lady who popped her head up to check out the scene but quickly left.

I am not sure I would want to be up there in full sunshine. I struck me that it could get pretty hot up there.

And I also hooked up with Charlotte, the hot blond I referred to in my last post. She is a nice girl. From Poland, mid 20’s, very blond, very slim with a small tight but and smallish breasts, just starting to hang a bit;-(

We chatted in the lounge for a bit then headed up to a room. It was just past midnight and a couple of keys still were hanging on the board. This tells you that business was really not very good. In the room I had a better than average, but not great, session with Charlotte. Higher than average bj, response from what I was doing to her and lots of movement & enthusiasm during the fucking, especially in missionary when she really moved her hips to my rhythm. The only drawback was that she made it pretty obvious that she did not want kissing.

So not a GFE by any stretch of the imagination but the session flowed well and she was quite interesting to talk to afterward-no rushing to exit the room once we were done. Would I repeat? I Highly likely. I liked the girl and found her very attractive and I felt that a future session might just get a bit higher milage.

All for now.

AM

[Psycho Project]

I got a quick question.

I'm going to berline next week and certainly stop by Artemis for pleasure.

Since I won't rent a car or don't want to ride a way too expensive taxi, I'm thinking of taking a subway there.

Could someone tell me how to get there by subway?

Your answer will be greatly appreciated!

[Mac75]

I got a quick question.

I'm going to berline next week and certainly stop by Artemis for pleasure.

Since I won't rent a car or don't want to ride a way too expensive taxi, I'm thinking of taking a subway there.

Could someone tell me how to get there by subway?

Your answer will be greatly appreciated!See my report #446 back in Dec '08 further down this thread for details of how to get to Artemis via the S Bahn.

[Masayama]

Could someone tell me how to get there by subway?
Take the S-Bahn to Westkreuz. Follow the exit signs to Halenseestrasse. Turn left when you reach Halenseestrasse. You'll see Artemis after a short walk.

Also see "how to reach" on Artemis' website. You should be able to find train times trough the DB or VBB links.

[Angus Magee]

I got a quick question.

I'm going to berline next week and certainly stop by Artemis for pleasure.

Since I won't rent a car or don't want to ride a way too expensive taxi, I'm thinking of taking a subway there.

Could someone tell me how to get there by subway?

Your answer will be greatly appreciated!

Hi,

Detailed from my first time going to Artemis (last November).



First some practical information and my general impressions of the facility. I found actually getting to Artemis just a wee bit difficult on foot. The nearest S-bahn station, in fact the only real public transit option (I think there is also a bus that stops close to Artemis) is Westkreuz. When I got off the train I looked around for an exit and could not see one. I found a set of stairs but there was some sort of construction going on and for some reason this did not seem to be it. I asked someone, who did not seem to know, but who told me with great certainty that the stairs were not the exit. I then proceeded to wander around the Westkreuz station for about 10 minutes looking for an exit. No luck. As far as I could see the station was in the middle of railway ground and there was no way out! Feeling now a bit existential and wondering if perhaps I should give up and return home, I was actually still at only about 80% yes to this whole enterprise, I decided to use the stairs. The ones that I was told was most definitely not the exit.

This was in fact the only exit to Westkreuz station and it takes you to a parking lot/drop off point right in the middle of railway lands and multilane highways. But from here on it is pretty straight forward road to get to Artemis. You just walk a 100 m. or so and it is really the only place that you can walk to out here except for what looked to be an auto repair facility next door. If you are having difficulties and it is night time just look over your left shoulder as you exit the station and you will see a big red neon light. Head towards that as it is Artemis’ neon sign on top of their building.

And for getting to Westkreuz, or anywhere else in Berlin by transit this is a useful link.

http://www.bvg.de/index.php/en/Bvg/Start

Please remember to write a report as a way of giving back for the info you receive here.

AM

[Angus Magee]

Did anyone reading visit Artemis last night (Friday 14/08/09) ? Or if you are reading this later in the week, on any day this week?

I am wondering if you could post a short report on how busy the place was. With the the big track and field event happening at the Olympic Stadium is it really, really (crazy) busy later in the evening?

Thanks in advance.

[Alberto99]

Did anyone reading visit Artemis last night (Friday 14/08/09) ? Or if you are reading this later in the week, on any day this week?

I am wondering if you could post a short report on how busy the place was. With the the big track and field event happening at the Olympic Stadium is it really, really (crazy) busy later in the evening?

Thanks in advance.I did. I was there the whole evening, leaving right after midnight. Not much people, girls were quite desperate for clients. That was my first visit (and this my first posting to the forum).

I was not there today Sat. I might go tomorrow Sunday.

Regards,

[Angus Magee]

I did. I was there the whole evening, leaving right after midnight. Not much people, girls were quite desperate for clients. That was my first visit (and this my first posting to the forum).

I was not there today Sat. I might go tomorrow Sunday.

Regards,

Hi,

Thanks for the reply. I actually followed my hunch and went Saturday evening. It was really quiet and as you say, not enough clients to keep the girls busy. Things did pick up a bit later in the evening but there were a lot of prowling girls the whole night.

A very low energy night at Artemis. I prefer when there is a bit more of a buzz.

AM

[Charles Browne]

As my post title says: How common is it that the ladies at Artemis offer anal traffic as an add-on service? Can you perhaps recommend a particular lady who offers anal and can take a good pounding?

Also: is it 100 euro extra, or how much?

[Angus Magee]

As my post title says: How common is it that the ladies at Artemis offer anal traffic as an add-on service? Can you perhaps recommend a particular lady who offers anal and can take a good pounding?

Also: is it 100 euro extra, or how much?

I'm pretty sure Ella does anal. And yes it is 100 on top of the regular 60/half hr. room fee.

How common? I think a lot of the girls will do it but do it well? IME anal can be not so good if the girl is just in it for the cash.

There are much cheaper places to get that particular service in Berlin.

[Dedalus]

I'm pretty sure Ella does anal. And yes it is 100 on top of the regular 60/half hr. room fee.

How common? I think a lot of the girls will do it but do it well? IME anal can be not so good if the girl is just in it for the cash.

There are much cheaper places to get that particular service in Berlin.


Great point, Angus,

If anal is really somebodies goal, then why not hit the NRW clubs. Tons o' ladies offer it at GT, LR, Bernd's, PHG etc, and some are really good at it. On top of that, it's half the price that it is in the Hessen Clubs or at Artemis.

BTW, Angus, I will probably be floating around the Berlin area toward the end of September. Haven't looked in on Artemis in a while and I'm certainly going to stop by at some point. Hope we can finally meet up.

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Angus Magee]

Great point, Angus,

If anal is really somebodies goal, then why not hit the NRW clubs. Tons o' ladies offer it at GT, LR, Bernd's, PHG etc, and some are really good at it. On top of that, it's half the price that it is in the Hessen Clubs or at Artemis.

BTW, Angus, I will probably be floating around the Berlin area toward the end of September. Haven't looked in on Artemis in a while and I'm certainly going to stop by at some point. Hope we can finally meet up.

Cheers,

Dedalus

Let me know when you know your exact dates. Hopefully it will be on a week end as week day visits for me at that time are pretty much a no go. I work very early in the morning.

I am also thinking of putting together a little tour of a few of the other clubs in mid to late October. Maybe Oase, Goldentime & Bernds with the esteemed
member Iseeu as my guide.

AM

[Dedalus]

Let me know when you know your exact dates. Hopefully it will be on a week end as week day visits for me at that time are pretty much a no go. I work very early in the morning.

Will do! I'll try to make a weekend visit work out.




I am also thinking of putting together a little tour of a few of the other clubs in mid to late October. Maybe Oase, Goldentime & Bernds with the esteemed
member Iseeu as my guide.

AM

Good guide and a good man. Iseeu knows D'land's clubs as well as anyone here and probably few on this board have as much knowledge and cred when it comes to Bernd's.

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Sun Devil]

After meeting Cularo at Oase, and returning my Europcar rental at the Frankfurt Hbf, I took an ICE train from Frankfurt to Berlin, which took about 4 hours. The cost was about $84. The scenery was not something that stellar, but the fact that I saw parts of Germany that were under Communism 20 years ago was pretty interesting.

Arrived at the Hauptbanhof, saw the Reichstag and its dome in the distance and hailed a cab. The price from there to my hotel near the Hackescher Markt was 9 euros. I immediately unpacked, took a train from the Hackescher Markt station and rode the S5 line. I had to ask an attendant how to buy a ticket and he taught me how to use a touchscreen kiosk. The cost from that part of the city to Westkreuz station was 2.10 euros.

After arriving at Westkreuz, I climbed the steps that led to Helensaerstraße. One has to take a left after the parking lot on this street in order to go to Artemis, which is about 250 yards from the parking lot.

The cost to get in was 80 euros. I know it is expensive but you only live once (I will even this trip expense out by going to Manila on my next mongering excursion).

Artemis has 3 floors. The basement has a workout area, including free weights and machines, a bar, a swimming pool, jacuzzi, wet and dry saunas, and outdoor patio, which had a barbecue area where a couple of workers were cooking sausages, pork, chicken, and corn on the cob. Also it has about 8 to 10 rooms for intimate encounters and the kino area showing porn movies.

The floor above that, where the entrance is located, includes the shower and locker room area, a large glass-enclosed smoking area that has a bar and stages (this is where most of the girls congregate and look for clients). Above this floor are more rooms for intimate encounters, but you cannot go up there unless you are with a girl.

The cost for a 30 minute session is 60 euros. CIM is 60 euros extras. If you last more than a 30 minute session, it is going to cost you 60 euros more. Drinks, such as whiskeys and beer, cost 10 euros and you have to buy a token at the entrance and bring that to the bar within the smoking area to get your drinks.

The girls were for the most part pretty but you have the handful of normal to ugly looking chicks as well. The cost for a taxi ride from there to my hotel room in the Mitte section of town was 19 euros. I had to take this because the subway system closes from 1 am to 4 am.

The facility of the place was okay but I think World has better because of its large layout. Also, if you are a non-smoker, hanging out at the smoking area where most of the girls sit, will be a total turn-off, at least it was for me. Perhaps management could have the music at the basement bar instead inside of the smoking area bar. Also, the heat inside Artemis was not too bad. I think I must have caught a heat wave in Frankfurt when I was there. The nights turn cool in Berlin, even in August.

With regards to Berlin itself, this is very cultural and historical city. In the past 2 days, I have visited the Gemäldegalerie, Kunstgewerbemuseum, Pergamonmuseum, Altesmuseum, Brandenburg Gate, and Schloss Charlottenburg. The subway system is pretty easy to get around on and the cost is fairly cheap. Also it is a very walkable city because it is very flat. I was able to walk from the Kulturforum section of town to Mitte without having any problem. Of course I stopped at a cafe near the Brandenburg Gate to just look at my fellow tourists while partaking in some cappucino.

If you are into street girls, which I am not, there were some at Oranienburger Straße. I do not know what the cost of these girls or where you and she go for the deed, but a lot of them were pretty hot and did not look like drug addicts. The curious thing is that this street has a number of fine restaurants, all of which had tables outside to take advantage of the nice weather.

[Alberto99]

Hi everybody! I have been lurking for some months and this is my first report.

First of all I want to tell you about my visit to Berlin. Let's start with the Nationalgalerie and then we will move forward to the Museum of German History and the Archeological Museum. The Neue Nationalgalerie (New National Gallery), designed by Mies van der Rohe, houses the collection of 20th century European painting and sculpture. Ranging from early modern art to art of the 1960s, the collection includes works by Munch, Kirchner, Picasso, Klee, Feininger, Dix, Kokoschka, and many others. The collection features a number of unique highlights of..

But maybe you would rather hear about my other experiences in Berlin..?

I was at Artemis twice this last week, and those were my first visits to this FKK, or to any FKK for that matter. I may add that I don't live in Germany. I've heard about Artemis through this very forum and read quite a few reports so that, I knew pretty much everything worth to know when I came there.

The first day, a Friday, I spent there from 4 pm to a bit after midnight. After having changed, I approached the bar in the big lounge, and after a couple of minutes I was approached by a pretty blonde. I assumed she was from Eastern Europe, knowing most of the girls come from those countries, but Amy is (like John Kennedy), a Berliner, from the Eastern part.

A really nice girl, not only a pretty face and a slim body but also a genuinely nice person who made me feel at home. Maybe not a GFE, more like making love to a good friend. I took no extra options and I will not bore you with the details of good old plain vanilla sex, at which Amy was profficient. Can recommend her warmly. She speaks good English and can tell really funny jokes, after the love-making.

I went back to the lounge and enjoyed (an understatement) the sight of the beautiful bodies, my God, I've never seen so many pretty naked bums and tits in my life, except for porn-movies of course. I hope that I will come to a place like that, the day I have to live this earth.

Next girl was Polish, don't remember her name. The experience was far from great, but I would not want to dis-recommend the girl, maybe she would do fine with another guy.

After that, a long, long pause, spent having dinner at the restaurant and chatting with a very interesting guy from Berlin, who told me quite a lot about life there, as well as the city's very eventful past.

After which, the hunt for girl number three started. By this time, I felt a bit tired (I may add that I'm not exactly young anymore), but somehow, after having invested the 80 initial euros, you feel you have to make the most of your visit.

Once more, it was a blonde girl that approached me. Maria, from Rumania but of Hungarian descent. She speaks English, as well as five other languages. Once again, a cheerful lady, warm and friendly. Nice body and a face that is not exactly beautiful but yet very appealing.

This was the most GFE-like experience I had at Artemis. Maria is hot in bed and very attentive to your desires and needs. She offered massage, which I declined (that costs extra, if I remember well). And, after the sex, the conversation flew naturally, without the awkwardness that can be felt at those moments, being in bed with a person you know very little of and not being horny any more.

Two days later, I was back at Westkreuz. This time I knew very well all the procedures. One of the drawbacks of a place like this is, as you know, the constant hasslement of the girls who, of course, as all sales persons, are anxious to get customers. Not their fault. Yet, it made me a bit uncomfortable. After a while you learn to reject them in a polite way, as you of course always should. After all, the least you can do is to be polite when a lady is offering you to share an intimate moment with her, even it the offer is not completely uninterested. And then, I am there for my pleasure while she's doing her job. I respect that.

This time I had a fancy for big, blonde girls. And as luck would have it, I met Sally almost immediately. A tall girl, with big breasts and generous hips. Not chubby, mind you, just a well endowed, beautiful nordic body. A German, she could well pass for a Norwegian. A true valkyria, right from a Wagner's opera, ready to have a Nightly Ride with you, whether you are a Sigfrid or not.

She knows her trade, despite being extremely young, so young indeed that I felt a bit guilty after learning her real age, 21. We did the usual things, BJ, doggy-style, everything went smoothly. My only regret came from having come too soon, which I couldn't help, being so excited by the sight of Sally's naked body under me. I cannot inform you of the eventual additional services she provides, as I never asked. Sally's breasts are her own, at least 90% of them, as she made a tiny operation. Touching them, I couldn't tell they were not 100% natural.

Previously that day, I had seen a girl who looked also like my "target". In fact, Safina was something of a clone of Sally. What I liked in this girl when I saw her at a distance, was her way of joking with a couple of presumtive clients, two Italian guys. She looked relaxed and humorous and a bit mischievous. I like that. Not to mention her body which. Well, I will not talk about Wagner and the Nibelungs again. Rather, I would compare her to Nana Gibson a k a Dina Jewel, the Danish porn-star. And no, I had not had any whisky when I saw her (not willing to spend 10 euros per glass).

If you like blond godesses, Safina is the girl for you. She was a bit less active than Sally in bed but still very cooperative. With her, I had the best doggy-style in years. Especially as we were in one of the rooms that has two mirrors, right by the bed, which allowed me to see her from the front and the sides while I was taking her from behind. Being something of a fetishist, I thoroughly enjoy that. I also like to see the girl from other angles while she is giving me a BJ. God, what splendid rear views.

The 30 minutes with Safina were something of a dream coming true. I left Artemis completely fulfilled, glad of having come a second time, because if the first one was pleasant, the second was bliss.

For GFE, I would choose Amy or Maria. But Sally and Safina, while less warm maybe, have so incredibly sculptural bodies.

All the girls I "went upstairs" with were between 21 and 28. I cannot say I saw any girl in Artemis which I would call ugly. Most of them are very attractive, at least in their attire (which is. Close to none).

Finally, while Artemis was the main reason of my trip, I really enjoyed the city itself. Not only the museums, which I did visit, but also the friendly Berliners and all the cosy restaurants and cafés. I could very well imagine to live in that city (preferrably, of course, in the vicinity of Westkreuz.)

Regards

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[Iseeu]

I am also thinking of putting together a little tour of a few of the other clubs in mid to late October. Maybe Oase, Goldentime & Bernds with the esteemed member Iseeu as my guide.

Good guide and a good man. Iseeu knows D'land's clubs as well as anyone here and probably few on this board have as much knowledge and cred when it comes to Bernd's.
Ded, thanks for the promo. Ur invited to join Angus and myself on Angus' virgin trip of discovery to the wanton pleasures available outside his comfort zone.
Angus- I'm poised, calendar at the ready, just waiting for you to give me the dates. Better yet- just contact my admin since she controls my schedule anyway.

Can't wait.

Iseeu (who's blushing and humbled by all of the kind words and concerned that he won't live up to his stellar rep....)

[Angus Magee]

... and it ain't good.

One of the German forums I visit regularly has a thread concerning a recent shooting involving one of the managers.

Near as I can make out (reading German is not high on my list of skills) the manager was shot in the calf while outside a cafe on the Ku'damm. The dispute seems to revolve around an ex- Artemis girl named Jasmine.

Here is a link to the newspaper article:

http://www.bz-berlin.de/tatorte/kudamm-schiesserei-das-motiv-ist-blond-article556009.html

I know this is a bit gossipy but I am interested. Maybe someone with better German skills could give it a read and post a short synopsis.

Thanks

AM

[Bockenbruse]

According to the article in BZ a Lebanese guy named Abdallah, 27 years old, was shot three times in his calf in the vicinity of Adenauerplatz at Kudamm. The shooter was a guy named Kenan, a 44 year old Turkish manager at Artemis. According to Kenan it was self-defence since he was attacked with knifes and machetes by Abdallah and two of his friends. According to Kenan he was attacked because he had thrown out from Artemis a prostitute named Jasmin, 25 years old, an earlier girlfriend of Abdallah. According to Abdallah he just wanted to talk with Kenan. It was a question of restoring the honour of Jasmin. Kenan had required sexual services from Jasmin, which she refused. According to the article, Jasmin has backed up Abdallahs story for BZ.

The story interests me too since I have been two times with Jasmin, unless there is another girl named Jasmin working at Artemis. If it the same Jasmin, the last time I saw her was in the middle of July this summer. Sorry I have not written any reports of my explorations at Artemis.

[Angus Magee]

The story interests me too since I have been two times with Jasmin, unless there is another girl named Jasmin working at Artemis. If it the same Jasmin, the last time I saw her was in the middle of July this summer. Sorry I have not written any reports of my explorations at Artemis.

Many thanks-I just hope that they keep it well clear of Artemis....

No need for that sort of drama at the A.

[Mac75]

I always thought the manager at Artemis was a german guy, circa 50 years old with blond hair and a moustache. I've seen him every time I've been there before, he's also in the Bravo video of Artemis that was posted a while ago on this thread.

[Basketcase]

I always thought the manager at Artemis was a german guy, circa 50 years old with blond hair and a moustache. I've seen him every time I've been there before, he's also in the Bravo video of Artemis that was posted a while ago on this thread.

Maybe Kenad was a manager of Artemis as opposed to the manager at Artemis. There can be a management structure involving more than one person in some organisations. Maybe I am missing the point of what a manager is when someone asks to see the manager. Do they actually mean the CEO or the owner?

I have seen the German man with the blond hair and moustache in Artemis as well. I recognised him from the Bravo documentary as well as from the News.

Regardless, I hope that this affair does not stifle my impending visits to Artemis.

[Angus Magee]

Regardless, I hope that this affair does not stifle my impending visits to Artemis.

I spoke to one of the girls about this (a very level headed girl) and she told me that they were, or at least the manager in question is, expecting some sort of retaliation. Or rather he is in the constant company of a couple of body guards at the moment.

I am not sure if this will affect business in Artemis. It all seems a bit hush-hush as when we were talking the girl told me that they did not want a lot of gossip about it.

I personally would feel a bit better to see some actually security at the door right now. Not to get too melodramatic about it but I can imagine that some sort of incident at Artemis would be pretty good revenge for these gang types.

Keep your wits about you for the next little while at Artemis and spend as much time as possible in a room upstairs. Not such bad advise at any time.

BTW-Basketcase-when are you planning your visit. If it is towards the end of Sept. maybe we could meet and swap tales. I look forward to you usual in depth reporting in any case.

AM

[Hessen Bub]

I always thought the manager at Artemis was a german guy, circa 50 years old with blond hair and a moustache.

He's allowed to look after the girls and the club, but Artemis is owned by Kenan, the guy that fired 3 shots at the Albanian gang. Too bad he aimed to low.

HB

[Creature2]

Keep your wits about you for the next little while at Artemis and spend as much time as possible in a room upstairs. Not such bad advise at any time.


AM


Next week, I will be visiting Berlin and Artemis was on top of my to do list!
Now, I am indecisive to go or not to go.
Maybe, it would be better to pay this visit next year, when everything settled down.

[Hessen Bub]

Just go to Artemis, business as usual, what should happen? Some Albanians attacking the club?

HB

[Falco2]

Just go to Artemis, business as usual, what should happen? Some Albanians attacking the club?

HBActually there is no mention of Albanians in the news article mentioned below. It only says that the victim's parents are Lebanese.

Falco2

[Akibono]

Just go to Artemis, business as usual, what should happen? Some Albanians attacking the club?

HB

These clubs are loaded with security and cameras. Plus they have a locked gate. Ever wonder why these places are never robbed even though there is a ton of cash? Like a casino, it would be suicide.

[Kommodore]

Yes C2... one should not go mongering to Berlin without visiting Artemis at least once. Why not go along with the intention of staying just for a few hours. When you get there, see how you feel and perhaps stay for longer. I think you will be safe enough. Look forward to hearing all about your adventures.

Cheers
AronJoseph


These clubs are loaded with security and cameras. Plus they have a locked gate. Ever wonder why these places are never robbed even though there is a ton of cash? Like a casino, it would be suicide.

[Bestwank]

Artemis is heaven.

If I get shot and die there, I'll be in Heaven. So, I'll take the risk :)

[Angus Magee]

Artemis is heaven.

If I get shot and die there, I'll be in Heaven. So, I'll take the risk :)


When, or should I say if, I ever find myself standing before the pearly gates and they try to charge me 80 Euros admission, I just hope that that old pearl of wisdom, "You can't take it with you", is wrong.

But seriously, I did not mean to suggest that Albanian gang members are going to show up and shoot up Artemis. I was just noting that this is going on and it does not hurt to be aware of it. As Akibono notes:


These clubs are loaded with security and cameras. Plus they have a locked gate. Ever wonder why these places are never robbed even though there is a ton of cash? Like a casino, it would be suicide.

Though I am not really sure about what you mean by a locked gate. Artemis has no such gate, locked or otherwise. It does have a ton of security cameras though and a number of very large security guards.

All that being said, keep your wits about you is advise that I would give to mongers in any number of situations in which we might find ourselves. I myself can be somewhat naive when it comes to these things. But Artemis is a big club in a big city and its' business is in an area that is traditionally associated with organized crime. Talking with this girl last week, she told me that a number of the girls who work there have "handlers" and the priorities of the club & those of the "handlers" at times do clash. And this may be such a case as I am pretty sure, due to stuff I have read on the German forums, that the story told in the newspaper is not the whole story.

I am not at all sure if this sort of stuff plays itself out in the other clubs. But to pretend that Artemis is the innocent men's playground that it projects itself as, is foolish. IMO

And do not get me wrong. I like Artemis and will continue to go there. Now I have all the more reason though to take a closer look at the girls with whom I end up in the room.

AM (trying not to sound too, too paranoid)

[Blue Swede]

I will go to Artemis 3-5 September regardless.
It is for sure easier to come home and explain a bullet hole in you, than a veneric disease! :-)

Let's just hope this is end of the story for this time.

Angus, are you planning to go there during that period? I would love to meet such a "senior monger" and hear some good advises.

Blue

[Falco2]

due to stuff I have read on the German forums, that the story told in the newspaper is not the whole story.Hi Angus, could you point me to a good German forum? I have googled the German google trying to find a good one, but have yet to find anything. I can read German good enough.

Also, I hope that this altercation between the owner of Artemis and the other fellows isn't a result of the owner mistreating one of the girls.

Falco

[Angus Magee]

Hi Angus, could you point me to a good German forum? I have googled the German google trying to find a good one, but have yet to find anything. I can read German good enough.

Also, I hope that this altercation between the owner of Artemis and the other fellows isn't a result of the owner mistreating one of the girls.

Falco


Hi,

First I will try to pm you the address (hope you are a full member) as I am never really sure if it is okay to publish addresses of what could be a competing site here on ISG.

As for the rest-I don't think so-though one version I read had him wanting sex from her and her not giving it to him. But we have sunk to the level of gossip & speculation here. My feeling with Artemis is that the girls are treated fairly. That being said, I am sure that there are incidents that happen that could be construed either way.

I vote that we all put this topic to rest and get back to the subject for which this board is really intended-girls.

Edit: Tried to pm-no luck. But here you go.

http://www.verkehrsberichte.de/start/eingang.php

Be advised, I had great trouble signing up to this site but finally managed without going through the dammed age check thing which wants cc details.

[Angus Magee]

I will go to Artemis 3-5 September regardless.
It is for sure easier to come home and explain a bullet hole in you, than a veneric disease! :-)

Let's just hope this is end of the story for this time.

Angus, are you planning to go there during that period? I would love to meet such a "senior monger" and hear some good advises.

Blue

It is doubtful that I will be at Artemis in early Sept.. Have to fill the coffers.

[Falco2]

Hi,

http://www.verkehrsberichte.de/start/eingang.php

Be advised, I had great trouble signing up to this site but finally managed without going through the dammed age check thing which wants cc details.Wow, too tough for me. What a maze.

Thanks anyway!

falco

[Hessen Bub]

Hi Angus, could you point me to a good German forum? I have googled the German google trying to find a good one, but have yet to find anything. I can read German good enough.

www.lustscout.to/wbboard

And don't worry, there will be enough security guys around at Artemis, even if you don't spot them.

HB

[Falco2]

www.lustscout.to/wbboard
HBThanks Hessen Bub.

Gruss,

Falco

[Angus Magee]

Wow, too tough for me. What a maze.

Thanks anyway!

falco


Hi,

Yeah but this forum is the best I have found (excluding ISG of course) for Berlin specific information. There are others, HB's link & a couple of other Berlin forums, but they are either not Berlin related or very inactive. The link I posted has a good database of older reports and many reports posted daily. So it is worth a bit of effort.

I am sorry that I do not remember the specific sequence of events that lead to me being able to sign up. I do remember that the first time I found this forum was late at night (or rather early in the morning) and I was allowed to register without the age guard. I then understood that I would only be able to access the forum in the wee hours of the morning. But with in a day or so, after accessing the forum at 3:00-4:00 a.m., I had access at all hours. It was all kind of strange.

But as I say, if you are interested in Berlin reports, this is worth some extra effort.

[Psycho Project]

Visited Artemis during my be trip to berlin last week.

Thanks to Angus who provided the direction detail.

The club was much bigger than the one in Frankfurt, with 3 floors having sauna, swimming pool, porn theater, gym and so forth on ground floor, smoking room where most girls are and dining area on 1st floor and rooms on 2nd floor. However, I liked the FKK Palace in Frankfurt much better since I didn't like the smoking atmostphere in Artemis, and the Palace was much cozier.

More choice for girls, though, in Artemis. More than 50 girls.compared with 30 girls in Palace.

Wherever you go FKK, there are some beautiful, blond, hot body sharks from eastern europe who would come to you simply saying if you wanted to fuck them. They don't try to get to know you or at least try to start conversation with you. They just want to have quick sex and make easy money.

Anyways, I talked to some ladies. Usually tiny, I mean less popular girls come to you and initiate talks. Could not find the one I really liked.

Later, it was almost getting clost to 5 am, so I was in a hurry and chose one from Spain. Forgot her name. Tall, blond, nice body, fake C-cup boobs.

We went up to the room and I wanted to kiss her, but she refused it. That sucked. Her BJ was very good, though.

I spent about 20 minutes with her. Was ok, but not very satisfactory.

I'm going to Denmark in October, and I guess I will stop by Frankfurt to transfer the flight. I'd like to go back to the Palace.

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[Angus Magee]

So grabbed my flak jacket, dusted of my uzi and headed out yesterday for an unprecedented mid-week, mid day visit to Artemis as an end of summer (start work today) blow out.

Arrival at 14:00 and all was quiet. Very few men and a few more ladies lounging around in the bar looking for an early hit but without much enthusiasm. But it only takes one and upon my arrival, in the shower without my much needed glasses, I thought I spied a favorite of mine who I had not seen in a while, early summer I think, headed upstairs. So I went to the bar, ordered a Milch Cafe and sat, fending of all advances from the above mentioned unenthusiastic afternoon shift.

It was Wednesday-Dessous Day- at Artemis. I know this to be not such a popular concept to most FKK enthusiasts but as something new I kind of liked seeing the girls in their bikinis & underwear. I guess one does have to be a bit more careful on Dessous Day as I noticed at least one girl who was wearing a push-up bra that I was sure would be hiding a seriously sag-y pair of boobs. But in general, as long as it isn’t an everyday occurrence I had no problem with the girls in their frillies.

Time to head to the sauna and I saw the girl I was interested in finishing up at the cash lockers and heading for the showers. Downstairs I had my bio sauna (very nice when there are no others there and the door has been closed for some time) and waited.

And waited.

I was not really worried but It did take the lady in question an age to reappear. I did an exploratory walk, grabbed my book and headed down again to wait. Finally, an hour later she appears and is taking a massage from one of the massage guys.

More waiting.

Finally she is finished and over she comes.

Vivian is from Slovakia, mid 20’s, small breasts and very slim, dark long hair. Very pretty eyes. I have reviewed her before many months back so I will not get detailed except to say it was a very good session. Real GFE for old Angus. A long, long pre-session cuddle/chat/flirt (the advantage of the afternoon) and then off to the room where Angus persuaded her pretty little quim to positively ooze creamy secretions with his tongue before accepting a long leisurely bj ending in the inevitable. No cim which was fine for me from the perspective of price. I am not sure if she does cim as it has never come up before. In the past we have always finished with a fuck.

Doggy. Lovely!

By this time the evening was upon Artemis and the evening shift was arriving bring with it some much needed talent and energy. I rested, lounged, had a few chats with hopefuls and generally passed the time well. The dining room was closed today and instead the outside grill/dining area was in full operation. I have say it was some of the best food I have had at Artemis. The Germans certainly do grilled meats well with the trimmings-potatoe salad (ordinary but good), green salad (likewise) filling out the plate.

While in line I spotted Samira (not 100% sure of the name but it is close) a mid twenties German of Turkish extraction. We had a glance in the grill line up and then another couple of looks while we ate at separate tables.

This girl is HOT. Small very athletic stature, dark skin, big dark eyes, just past the shoulder jet black hair, big lips, flat stomach, one very small, tasteful and extremely well done tattoo in an unusual place, a sort of dirty, smirky look mixed with just the right amount of faux-innocence.

Angus was in love.

After diner, teeth brushed, I was staking out what has become my favorite hang out to meet the girls-on the platform beds at the bottom of the stairs (it is a terrible place to meet the girls guys, don’t use it) and who should appear?

Angus smiled, Samira sashayed over and melted into his arms for our get to know you chat & cuddle.

Beautiful & also nice to talk to. I just love it when you meet a girl at an FKK who seems to know the rules of engagement and also seems to enjoy to play the game.

Soon enough we were on they way to our honeymoon suite and what followed lived up to my highest expectations of the girl. She was responsive with just the right amount of GFE mixed with PSE. And this girl as an ass on her that I could worship all night.

Was I satisfied?
Would I repeat?

Do you really have to ask? I’m ready to marry the girl;-))

But I managed to stay with a half hour again-next time, if there is a next time as she is not such regular girl at Artemis, living out of town and spending just a week or so a month at the club, I think it will be more.

It was still early and I had two session under my belt.

Should I leave?

I decided to stick around and spent the next few hours mildly snoozing ( I have developed a bit of a reputation among the girls I know for this) , girls chatting me up and in the sauna & pool.

A word here about fave girls if you will.

My history with mongering has always been a new girl every time-until recently that is. Especially with my movement into the FKK scene I have enjoyed being a regular with a number of girls. But I am finding it also has a downside-being a regular.

Many of you might think me an fool but I do tend to get a little bit emotionally involved with the girls I see regularly. By this I simply mean that they become important to me and I do want them to-well-like me. As a result I have been known to go to the room with a regular girl more on her whim than on mine. Foolish I know but there you have it. And I see this about myself-the wanting/needing to be liked for a bit more than just my wallet. I am not (I don’t think anyway) a big fool but it is there.

Where am I going with this? Well last night I swore up & down that I would not do this. I would go with who I wanted to just because I wanted it. This is after all P4P-and I can imagine some of my esteemed colleges rolling their eyes at this.

Anyway the first girl in question, who I have probably been to the rooms with more than any other girl at Artemis, save one who is no longer working, saw me on the bed platforms and came down for a chat. The last time I had visited I had not been to the room with her and I guess she was sensing a bit of a pull back from me but when she came to me she was very friendly and cuddly and kiss-y.

Nice.

After about 15 minutes she told me she had to get back to work and that she knew I was still in recovery from my last session and that she would love to see me later-if another girl did not drag me off to the room first.

Well-I simply fell in love with her (I use the term “love” loosely) at this and it was all I could do not to drag her off to the room for this. She is a very smart (emotionally smart too-something that I am not always) girl and, I feel, very much in tune with her customers (well me anyway). Maybe to the point of playing me a bit? I don’t really know but I do know that I will session again with her sometime.

Again I considered going but I felt I had one more session in me tonight. Not wanting to end on a down note I wanted to chose wisely. There was one girl I had an eye on, a lovely tall, skinny Bulgarian. The trouble was that she also happens to be very chummy with the aforementioned girl and another Bulgarian girl, with whom I have been to the room ( and very much enjoyed) but who I find a wee bit clingy-and have sort of, well not sort of, actually really been avoiding.

They are stuck together like little school of fish. I never see just one of them, alway the three. Swimming in unison.

As I didn’t have the heart, or maybe didn’t have the balls, to just boldly go up to the three and choose the tall, unexplored one, I decided to take the only course of action available-no action. The pathless path grasshopper.

It was a bit of a wait but finally I did see girl number one disappear to a room. Then girl number two went and tall girl number three is alone on a couch. Get up to swoop-and I am cut off at the pass by asshole guy number 1 in a beige robe.

And before I know it they are off to the room.

Shit.

But then, not long after she appears again at the bottom of the stairs and is off to the showers. Not a good sign really. Way too short a session. Maybe she is shark! But she does not look like one ( a shark) and my intuition tells me....

Back at my post I am in major indecision mode. To go?To stay? Is she a shark? But she keeps some good company-girl number one-and despite what many think I seem to have good luck with Bulgarian girls.

And then she is coming down the stairs-alone-and she sweeps into the kino, only to appear in two minutes-still alone and walks towards the wellness room....a smile is given...returned...and she is folding her long lanky body sensuously against mine and asking the usual questions in German until we discover that we both speak better English...a shy little kiss....and what’s you name?

Connie

A few more minutes small talk and then Angus suggests we go to the room...well played Connie....upstairs?

No those are all full.

A silent pray of thanks from Angus as he realizes that down in the less private, but still acceptable Kino room there will be less of a chance of running into girls # 1 or #2 (wimp) on the way up to the rooms.

In the room Connie does not disappoint. She is actually a very sweet girl. Probably early 20’s tall-5’7”in bare feet, over 6’ in her hooker heels.-very slim, small, small ass-but round, small breasts but big nipples, slightly unconventionally pretty face. I guess I would say that she has a sort of runway model look to her. You know the type who are not really pretty for some reason but still have something.

And she kisses like s daemon. Snaky liquid tongue that Angus quickly discovers is pierced as she lustily heads down towards little A to make his acquaintance.

69?

Of course-as Connie unfolds her impossibly long legs and plants a fleshy plump pussy directly on Angus’ tongue while making a slurp-y noise that I am sure could be heard above the noise of the kino playing in the next room as she drools wetly on Angus’ balls.

Yes this girl can deliver a good bj and probably the first time I have experienced a tongue ring as anything other than annoying and even painful. Maybe the secret is lots of saliva as Connie spares no expense in the saliva department, soaking my balls and the towel beneath.

Came time to try a bit of fucking but little A was not as enthusiastic about this. He was hard enough but I could tell it would be a long hard slog to the finish this way, even in doggy with Connie’s small butt and winking asshole staring me in the face and her voice urging me on to “fick mich”.

So I lay back and told her to finish in the mouth. The hell with the expense.

No regrets. She did an excellent job, giving me total fantasy porn style bj complete with some spitting, well utilized hand action, face rubbing, ball licking & sucking, tongue slapping, cheek bulging and dick popping-when the girl creates some suction around your dick and then lets it pop out of her mouth. It not so much feels good-though it does feel good- as it is funny as hell. And she took her time about the whole thing too, using just enough of our half hour together to allow for a few minutes-I think were were a tiny bit overtime-of cuddling with some laughs at the end.

So Connie from Bulgaria gets top marks from Angus. A fun, funny and lovely girl. I have to say that I love a girl who surprises me and Connie did that. I had her pegged as a sort of serious “I’m too sexy for my...” type girl who would be a bit of an “optifick” for me. That she turned out to be such fun was a complete surprise. I would love to spend a whole weekend in bed with Connie.

Repeat? Oh yes.

After Connie it was home Angus and to bed for a well deserved rest.

Thanks all for reading.

[Ozzy Ozzman]

Many of you might think me an fool but I do tend to get a little bit emotionally involved with the girls I see regularly. By this I simply mean that they become important to me and I do want them to-well-like me. As a result I have been known to go to the room with a regular girl more on her whim than on mine. Foolish I know but there you have it. And I see this about myself-the wanting/needing to be liked for a bit more than just my wallet. I am not (I don’t think anyway) a big fool but it is there.

...

Well-I simply fell in love with her (I use the term “love” loosely) at this and it was all I could do not to drag her off to the room for this. She is a very smart (emotionally smart too-something that I am not always) girl and, I feel, very much in tune with her customers (well me anyway). Maybe to the point of playing me a bit? I don’t really know but I do know that I will session again with her sometime.
Great report Angus.

Regarding the above quote, I have to say I'm just the same with one particular girl in Palace, FFM. I can go with her several times in a night, and I always spend extra time with her after we're done with the sex itself. I enjoy cuddling her and just talking to her. It may sound pathetic, but I guess I have some feelings for her. And she displays quite some affection for me as well.

So, what is absolutely killing me, is not knowing whether any of this is genuine on her part, or if is just a show put on for extracting more money out of me. A girl with enough "human skills" (or whatever one should call it) will certainly be able to pick up on the subtleties of what a customer wants, be they purely sexual or otherwise. If the guy doesn't totally repulse her for some reason, she can play of this, and - doing it well enough - ensure herself a regular customer who will be spending lots of money on her services. And if the guy just wants to spend some affectionate and quiet time with her, it should be easy money on her part.

I take some comfort in that one time we were kissing each other goodbye and exchanging warm words when I was leaving after a weekend visit, she explained to me how she always tried to keep customers at arms length emotionally. I.e. she was implying that I was getting to her at some level.

Yeah, it IS pathetic, I know...

Ozzy

[Falco2]

A word here about fave girls if you will.

My history with mongering has always been a new girl every time-until recently that is. Especially with my movement into the FKK scene I have enjoyed being a regular with a number of girls. But I am finding it also has a downside-being a regular.

Many of you might think me an fool but I do tend to get a little bit emotionally involved with the girls I see regularly. By this I simply mean that they become important to me and I do want them to-well-like me. As a result I have been known to go to the room with a regular girl more on her whim than on mine. Foolish I know but there you have it. And I see this about myself-the wanting/needing to be liked for a bit more than just my wallet. I am not (I don’t think anyway) a big fool but it is there.

Where am I going with this? Well last night I swore up & down that I would not do this. I would go with who I wanted to just because I wanted it. This is after all P4P-and I can imagine some of my esteemed colleges rolling their eyes at this.
Nice insights Angus. I suppose the optimal solution is to find "regulars" that are so hot that you always want to see them. If you get emotionally attached just a bit, then it's probably mutual, and then the sessions should just get better and better no? Don't hold back! I don't get to visit FKK's that often, but when I go, I stay for at least a week, and normally visit one place! Crazy eh? But then after a day or two, the girls will chat amongst themselves about you and hopefully say nice things, and this can work nicely in your favor. And subsequent sessions with the same gal (if she's hot) just get better and better.

But finding the *nice* hot ones... that is the challenge.

falco

[Falco2]

Great report Angus.

So, what is absolutely killing me, is not knowing whether any of this is genuine on her part, or if is just a show put on for extracting more money out of me. A girl with enough "human skills" (or whatever one should call it) will certainly be able to pick up on the subtleties of what a customer wants, be they purely sexual or otherwise. If the guy doesn't totally repulse her for some reason, she can play of this, and - doing it well enough - ensure herself a regular customer who will be spending lots of money on her services. And if the guy just wants to spend some affectionate and quiet time with her, it should be easy money on her part.

OzzyHi Ozzy, the way I see it, is that when I really connect with a provider, and see her on a regular basis, it just gets better. If they feel they want to see you outside of the club, they will let you know somehow. From their point of view, they would prefer to spend their time with someone they like, that treats them with respect, because you have to know that a lot of the men in this business do not treat them with respect.

I have'nt lived in Europe for several years now, and so my mongering days are much fewer in number. I reckon the issues you mention are ones I would love to have!

Falco

[Psycho Project]

Well, there is a really easy way, which I always try, to see if a girl is really into you emotionally.

Just ask a girl out before or after work for a drink or a cup of coffee.

Forget about the regulations or whatever people say it's against the policy to have external relationship with customers.

I tend to be just like you having some feelings for ladies working at night, but I don't really get confused much as I used to be.

Wish you a good luck. Nice person does deserve it!

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]Many of you might think me an fool but I do tend to get a little bit emotionally involved with the girls I see regularly. By this I simply mean that they become important to me and I do want them to-well-like me. As a result I have been known to go to the room with a regular girl more on her whim than on mine. Foolish I know but there you have it. And I see this about myself-the wanting/needing to be liked for a bit more than just my wallet. I am not (I don’t think anyway) a big fool but it is there.

Where am I going with this? Well last night I swore up & down that I would not do this. I would go with who I wanted to just because I wanted it. This is after all P4P-and I can imagine some of my esteemed colleges rolling their eyes at this.

Anyway the first girl in question, who I have probably been to the rooms with more than any other girl at Artemis, save one who is no longer working, saw me on the bed platforms and came down for a chat. The last time I had visited I had not been to the room with her and I guess she was sensing a bit of a pull back from me but when she came to me she was very friendly and cuddly and kiss-y.

Nice.

After about 15 minutes she told me she had to get back to work and that she knew I was still in recovery from my last session and that she would love to see me later-if another girl did not drag me off to the room first.

Well-I simply fell in love with her (I use the term “love” loosely) at this and it was all I could do not to drag her off to the room for this. She is a very smart (emotionally smart too-something that I am not always) girl and, I feel, very much in tune with her customers (well me anyway). Maybe to the point of playing me a bit? I don’t really know but I do know that I will session again with her sometime.

Again I considered going but I felt I had one more session in me tonight. Not wanting to end on a down note I wanted to chose wisely. There was one girl I had an eye on, a lovely tall, skinny Bulgarian. The trouble was that she also happens to be very chummy with the aforementioned girl and another Bulgarian girl, with whom I have been to the room ( and very much enjoyed) but who I find a wee bit clingy-and have sort of, well not sort of, actually really been avoiding.

They are stuck together like little school of fish. I never see just one of them, alway the three. Swimming in unison.

As I didn’t have the heart, or maybe didn’t have the balls, to just boldly go up to the three and choose the tall, unexplored one, I decided to take the only course of action available-no action. The pathless path grasshopper.

[Angus Magee]

great report angus.

regarding the above quote, i have to say i'm just the same with one particular girl in palace, ffm. i can go with her several times in a night, and i always spend extra time with her after we're done with the sex itself. i enjoy cuddling her and just talking to her. it may sound pathetic, but i guess i have some feelings for her. and she displays quite some affection for me as well.

so, what is absolutely killing me, is not knowing whether any of this is genuine on her part, or if is just a show put on for extracting more money out of me. a girl with enough "human skills" (or whatever one should call it) will certainly be able to pick up on the subtleties of what a customer wants, be they purely sexual or otherwise. if the guy doesn't totally repulse her for some reason, she can play of this, and - doing it well enough - ensure herself a regular customer who will be spending lots of money on her services. and if the guy just wants to spend some affectionate and quiet time with her, it should be easy money on her part.

i take some comfort in that one time we were kissing each other goodbye and exchanging warm words when i was leaving after a weekend visit, she explained to me how she always tried to keep customers at arms length emotionally. i.e. she was implying that i was getting to her at some level.

yeah, it is pathetic, i know...

ozzy

hummm....i would say proceed with caution. or is it damn the tor****s? i guess it depends on your capacity for heartbreak.

is she playing you? it could be that she is but that there is also a genuine element there. ime these things are not mutually exclusive.

sometimes i think that women are much, much better at separating the emotional from the practical than are men. maybe she likes you but she also sees the practical benefits of keeping you on an emotional hook? thus the comment. not that it was calculated on her part but there may be some unconscious emotional game playing going on.

my advise is to not worry so much about how genuine she is (this we can never really know about another) and take a look at how genuine are your feeling towards her.

[Akibono]

Human beings go through a bunch of psychological gates (typically subconsciously) when evaluating a serious relationship. Passing through each one leads to a deeper level until we become so emotionally attached that we feel we can not live without the other. Most call this love and it is rarely reached.

Unfortunately, most girls never reach this state with a client. They may like him and appreciate his company when times are slow in the club. They may also appeciate the attention and money the guy lavishes on her, but this is just a human being that enjoys the ego boost. Don't we all?

Factors which suggest that a girl really loves you are:

1) does she plan to leave the business soon? If so, she is looking for a source of stablity.

2) how compatible are you? If there is a big age difference, a diffference is culture, big physical difference (does she have to move to be with you?), and a big difference in looks (beauty and the beast relationships are rare), then there is less a change of love. Money and attention makes up alot for looks, but they can not substitute for mutual attraction. And that is dependent on whether the girl can envision marrying you.

3) does she have other relationship in the form of clients and boyfriends? Some girls are naturally affectionate. You may not be that special person. In other words, what other prospects does the girl have?

As said in an Indian Jones movie: "cover the heart Indy." Many a punter have gotten duped into giving money and marriage proposals to ladies who will string them along.

[Angus Magee]

Well, there is a really easy way, which I always try, to see if a girl is really into you emotionally.

Just ask a girl out before or after work for a drink or a cup of coffee.

Forget about the regulations or whatever people say it's against the policy to have external relationship with customers.

I tend to be just like you having some feelings for ladies working at night, but I don't really get confused much as I used to be.

Wish you a good luck. Nice person does deserve it!

Hi,

I get just as confused as I used to but it does not last as long-the confusion that is.

My last exploration into taking it out of the FKK worked well-for about two weeks. Then it hit the wall big time. It had me in an emotional stew for a month or so (I was still heading of to Artemis so it wasn't that bad) but now the stew is more or less over except for the occasional twinge.

The girl in question (not Bulgarian girl # 1 BTW) was very open-until suddenly she wasn't. And she really effectively cut off communication. But then I have to remember that she is only in her mid twenties. I seem to remember that when I was that age that is pretty much how I used to handle situation when I just did not want to deal with them.

[Marine One]

Angus McGee, these girls do sometimes fall for punters. They are only human. One time, a stripper/hooker fell for me and everytime I came in she would ignore all the other customers for hours. Then started giving me her real name and phone#, invited me to her place for New Years, etc., etc. Another time a chick liked me so much that she did not even charge me for services.

Most of the time it's just an act though. I guess we should just look at ourselves honestly and ask if such a girl would normally go for guys like us.

[Rocketboy0]

Lads,

Had recent visit to Frankfurt, which opened my eyes re the Artemis scene here in Berlin. Both the Palace and Oase (75 and 65 Eur entrance, with 50 for 30 minutes of thrills and chills) vs 80 and 60 for Artemis. Staff of all tastes every where (they seem to rotate thru the FKK scene, including some from Artemis.

But that's only the beginning, as both the food and facilities are really much much better in the Rhein Mein. Oase in particular spent a lot on refurbishment. However, as much of the appeal is the summer garden scene, this is less compelling past Sept. But they have a proper jacuzzi, heated, powerful water jets, vs. the ice bath in Artemis. Palace has really nice rooms, little touches like a reading area that is well lit, with international newspapers, self contained smoking areas vs the main room, and really good food.

In short, Artemis is well short of these levels of service, while being more expensive. I will stick more and more to the private apts in Berlin. Like you all I have a few Artemis favs - but really, you should see the competion. And I think that's the problem-in Frankfurt there are 3 options (with World also). In Berlin, only 1.

[Marine One]

I flew into Berlin on important business and was met at Tegel by a government official in a Mercedes. Mindful of my duties, I nevertheless carefully set aside time to pop my FKK cherry at Artemis. I am a long-time lurker at ISG, now I would like to thank all you punters and give something back. This was some months ago, sorry for the delay in reporting.

I must say I had never seen 4 stories of *****house before and was impressed upon walking up to the place. I noticed it was just in front of a tire shop – I wonder how the guys inside focus on their jobs.

How amusing to walk in off the street and, as soon as you open the door, you see naked hot chicks in high heels and just behind them, through the archway, guys in the shower washing off their pubic regions. Meanwhile the chicks by the small lockers are sticking out their hands to guys who are giving them wads of cash.

The harsh older woman behind the counter gruffly asked me if I had been there before, and abruptly explained the rules to me. She reminded of the villain with the spike in her shoe in the Bond film “From Russia with Love.” (She was widely rumored, I later found out, to have worked in the East German Stasi in the 1980s). After I forked over my cash, she snapped at one of her lackeys who brought me a robe.

I ventured inside, anxious to release pent-up cum and hopefully get a good bbbj, my favorite thing in the world.

General Impressions

Artemis is more run down than the website shows, but my main complaints are that there is way too much smoke in the main bar area, and that the place is overpriced. It is nonetheless a fantastic FKK on a Thursday night. I love blondes and the place was full of them. About 75% were do-able. There is good Kino action and the food is passable, with a nice pool downstairs. It is amusing to stand at the bottom of the big stair case and watch the hookers and clients go upstairs – I watch a girl with a nice ass go up, and imagine how I would stick my tongue up it! And some guys coming down look pretty satisfied.

As I looked around I got increasingly horned up and pitched a tent in my bathrobe as I watched a guy spread a hot chick’s legs in the upstairs Kino and thrust into her while she was moaning and groaning. Finally a stunning brunette with long flowing hair and an hourglass figure came up to me and held my hand, and started chatting with me. She pressed her all natural breasts against me and I felt like I was going to explode pretty soon. Many girls have told me I cum with a huge load (my reason for mentioning this will become clear in a moment).

Session

The girl was a 28 yr old Hungarian. She was very pleasant and talkative. We went upstairs and all the rooms were full, the place was hopping! I love watching all the johns and hookers jockey for position. Finally a key was available and we walked down the long hall. Doors were opening and closing, I could see one punter with 2 girls go into a room, and hot naked chicks were coming and going. Once in the room, my robe flew off and we started smooching and standing naked pressing up against each other while my woody was throbbing. She pushed me on the bed and I started sucking her perfect rack, while my pulse raced. I was really keyed up!

She wanted to get right to my stick. While I laid back, I got exactly what I had come for -- without hesitation or stopping, she started giving extreme deep throat, saliva dripping all over my rod and balls. She could use her tongue to tighten my dick in her throat and kept taking it to the end of the shaft. She must have had a Ph.D in blowjobs from the University of Budapest, graduation magna cum laude. I thought “god, I cannot last much longer” while the pent up cum of the last few months was welling up.

Suddenly I could not contain myself, and right when she had my rod at it deepest down her warm throat, I blasted off half a gallon of load. Her head shot up, great gobs of white liquid spewing out of her mouth, choking like hell. She dove for the trash can next to the bed and grabbed it by the rim, more cum spitting into the pail while she was hacking so hard the veins in the side of the neck stood out. I wasn’t sure if I should call 9-1-1. She glared at me, “You! You . . .!” she cried out, still coughing. Then suddenly she came at me, and with both hands tried to choke me!

Once I pried the girl’s hands off my neck, I explained to her that the whole thing was not my fault. She did eventually calm down, however I unfortunately had to pay the extra fee for CIM.

Incidentally, I saw this girl the next night I was in Artemis. She was in her street clothes with a duffel bag. She had told me after our session that she decided to leave Germany and go back home. I went after her in my bathrobe, hoping to get more deep throat, but she wouldn’t talk to me or even stop.

NEXT: Night #1, Part II

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[Angus Magee]

Lads,

Had recent visit to Frankfurt, which opened my eyes re the Artemis scene here in Berlin. Both the Palace and Oase (75 and 65 Eur entrance, with 50 for 30 minutes of thrills and chills) vs 85 and 60 for Artemis. Staff of all tastes every where (they seem to rotate thru the FKK scene, including some from Artemis.

But that's only the beginning, as both the food and facilities are really much much better in the Rhein Mein. Oase in particular spent a lot on refurbishment. However, as much of the appeal is the summer garden scene, this is less compelling past Sept. But they have a proper jacuzzi, heated, powerful water jets, vs. the ice bath in Artemis. Palace has really nice rooms, little touches like a reading area that is well lit, with international newspapers, self contained smoking areas vs the main room, and really good food.

In short, Artemis is well short of these levels of service, while being more expensive. I will stick more and more to the private apts in Berlin. Like you all I have a few Artemis favs - but really, you should see the competion. And I think that's the problem-in Frankfurt there are 3 options (with World also). In Berlin, only 1.

It is true that Artemis could do with some improvement in the areas you mention. And for the moment it is all we have here in Berlin. I would love it if another FKK were to open up somewhere near by and provide Artemis with some incentive to clean up its' act.

IMO the food could be much better (more thought put into what one really wants to eat while mongering for one) and perhaps a better filter system for the bar upstairs. I very much like the idea of a reading room as well.

But for me the girls are still the main pull and what i would most like to see is a frequent flyer plan that does not ask you to put out 800 Euros up front to receive a discount on the entrance fee for frequent visits.

[Angus Magee]

Great report M One. I'll wait until you post the follow up and then enshrine it in the RoD thread.




Incidentally, I saw this girl the next night I was in Artemis. She was in her street clothes with a duffel bag. She had told me after our session that she decided to leave Germany and go back home. I went after her in my bathrobe, hoping to get more deep throat, but she wouldn’t talk to me or even stop.

I was going to ask you for the name of the girl in question but I guess that is immaterial now. Maybe she will be back once the memory wears off but I doubt that she will be quite so enthusiastic with her DT skills in future.

[Masayama]

Night Cat posted this report from Artemis in the Berlin thread:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=922828&postcount=1720

[Marine One]

This follows my report below, my first night at Berlin when I got BBBJCITWCS (BBBJ cum in throat with choking and spitting). Sorry I forgot the girl's name.- unfortunately for all of us I think she quit the profession.

Now I was a little more relaxed after having released some load, and I headed back to the main lounge, which was humming. A lot of nice asses, and some girls were dancing on the pole. The atmosphere was intoxicating.

Then I spotted the hottest young chick, short but so well proportioned.. Her huge natural rack stood out against her lithe and thin body, and hard abs and ass cheeks. She was only wearing high heels and one of those little chains that go around the hips. She had cute dirty blonde wavy hair. I think she was a Czech, about 25.

She saw me staring at her and came up to chat. "So, what are you doing in Berlin? " I said "I'm here on business." She said "So am I! " That was funny.

Soon we dashed to a room upstairs. We started DFK and she seemed really into it, I would swear she liked me. I sucked on her hot rack, which she loved. I also licked the hell out of her hard ass, no problem for her. Then she pushed me back for BBBJ and started slurping away. The only problem was – I don't know if it's because she was a small girl – but she couldn't seem to get my dick into her mouth very well, and kept raking me with her teeth. I flipped her around to 69 to put my tongue back up her ass while she was slurping on my stick, but she was so short it was hard to reach.

I had to stop her BBBJ, so then she put a dome on me and we started to go at it cowgirl, with her tit going right into my mouth so I could suck her nipple hard! Fearing a premature load, I turned her over for mish. We were on one of those beds with the mirror right next to it. I looked over approvingly, and watched her milk jugs bounce back and forth, while I thrust into her hips, and she was groaning "oh yeah baby, yes, yes! " (I thought I missed my real calling, to be in pornos perhaps).

Then she started saying into my ear "come in my mouth! " She kept begging, "finish in my mouth OK? " But I remembered her teeth raking, and ignored the request, and after a few minutes shot a load into her while I had her knees pinned up to her shoulders.

Shortly after throwing 50E at the girl, I glanced at my watch and thought of my meetings the next day. I quickly changed and ran to Westkreuz, and caught the last train into the city at 5 minutes to midnight.

I also saw this girl the next night. She spotted me in the lounge and grabbed my arm. She was pulling me with all her might toward one of the rooms. I have met large men who cannot pull someone like that, it took all of my strength to stop her. It was making a scene and others were looking at us! It was difficult to get rid of her – but I wanted to try some other SPs.

NEXT: Atremis Part II (my second night, after other business in Berlin was concluded!)

[Marine One]

I walked into Artemis on a Saturday night, and felt like blowing a load. Looking around, I could see that the waters were shark infested, but at least there was plenty of eye candy. There was action everywhere; in the main lounge, thick with smoke, guys were disappearing behind the curtains on the beds around behind the couches. I saw girls reaching into guys’ robes in the downstairs Kino, which got my juices flowing. Soon I headed for the upstairs Kino and noticed a tall, dyed-blonde girl with long legs and a firm looking ass go to the front couch with a guy. The girl quickly pulled his long pole out of his bathrobe went down on it. Her head bobbed up and down for what seemed like half an hour, tirelessly. Eventually she stopped, reached for a paper towel, and spat into it. She cheerfully laughed and joked with the guy as they headed for the lockers.

Session #1

A short while later I saw the same girl alone, so started to chat her up. She was Polish, 25, very well proportioned, and spoke good English. We headed upstairs. Once in private, she continued to show the same great attitude, doing DFK and then getting down on her knees so I could lick her dirty bunghole. Soon I was on my back and she gave a flawless BBBJ. Then we did doggy, followed by mish with her legs pinned way back. Finally as I was about to come, I flipped over and she took the dome off my tool and resumed BBBJ. Soon I let a huge load right into her mouth. She didn’t miss a drop, and after I was done she spit it all into a napkin. Then we sat and talked for a while, and she cheerfully opened her arms and said “You should marry a Polish girl!”

After paying the well-earned 110E, I went to the shower where guys were washing their dicks with those 10-second spurts of water that Artemis has to conserve water. Then I went down to the pool area where I dodged a few sharks who were hunting in packs. After I brushed them off, they went into the sauna where, by through the door, I noticed a guy lying on his back, naked, his eyes closed, his prick sticking up in the air. I can just imagine what happened when those two sharks went in there!

Session #2

Not long after, I was hanging around the main stairwell when I spotted a really sweet, young blonde with creamy smooth skin. Her perfect rack and pink nipples were on display. She was a little short and wide-set, but not fat. I chatted with her and found out that she was also from Poland, 20, and very nice. So I grabbed her hand and we went upstairs.

Once in the room, I noticed that this girl was not as cheerful as the last, and I sensed she was not really into her job. Nevertheless, she made a truly outstanding effort to comply with every request, and no complaining. We kissed on the lips, I sucked her pristine rack, stuck my tongue up her ass, then we did every position. Finally when I was close to coming, I turned on my back to get finished by BJ. She politely asked if I would like the condom taken off, I said “off course.” However, to save a few coins I did not CIM. Just as I started to come, she pulled her head up and a stream of white cum flowed down all over her slender hand stroking my tool. I gladly gave her the 50E owing.

After the session, I went back to the lounge for a while . . . saw a really hot oriental girl with a huge, natural rack, but I was too drained to avail myself. I also saw a gorgeous 10/10 blonde Barbie doll across the room, but someone grabbed her and she was not seen again. Then I spotted a lithe, athletic chick walking around naked – she had a sculpted ass and was bending over. She must have noticed me staring at her beautiful butt crack, because she came up to me and loudly announced “anal is 50E!”

I went to the downstairs Kino where the air was clear to gather my thoughts. I felt like between this night and the previous one, it was enough and I didn’t have a lot of body fluid left to donate. Girls circulated through the room propositioning me, and I turned them away.

I decided I would call it a night, as I was suffering from SDS (sore dick syndrome). Just as I was about to get up, a young girl came in, walking like a model in high heels. She was a fair-skinned brunette, average size chest with wide set hips but very fit – she had her own unique appeal. Her abs and ass were well toned, and she looked like she was in high spirits.

Session #3

The girl sat down and threw her arms around me. She stated chatting and slipped her hand into my robe to stroke my chest. She told me she was from Georgia and 25. She kissed me on the lips and asked if I would session her. “No,” I said firmly, explaining that I had nothing left to give. She just smiled warmly and continued to kiss me, trying to get her tongue into my mouth. Then I refused again, and so she just smiled again and kept feeling me up and DFKing me. She was so pleasant about it – not pushy, she would just ignore “no” and keep going.

Soon my poor dick was pitching a tent. Of course she noticed and smiled again, and started massaging my groin. Then she put her head down and I felt my shaft slide into her warm mouth, saliva dripping on me. She came up for air and said “you want to do it here?”

At this point obviously I had lost the battle, so I took her into the side room and closed the curtain. The downstairs Kino is set up with directly adjacent bedrooms that are made with plywood dividers that don’t reach up to the ceiling. The doorways are only covered by curtains.

I laid back on the bed and spread my legs apart while she crouched over me and resumed polishing my tool. She seemed to really enjoy this. I must mention that, as we started with this, another couple had gone into the stall next to us. There was no sound proofing whatsoever, and this couple was having the most energetic session of screwing I have ever heard. The girl was either and Oscar-winning actress or having a massive orgasm; she was screaming like crazy. At the same time, the porn on the Kino screen was heating up, and you could hear the girl in the movie moaning and screaming an orgasm – it was a cacophony -- perhaps one of the most unique experiences to listen to all this while the Georgian girl was eagerly bobbing her head up and down in my lap, her curly disheveled hair falling down onto my stomach and legs. Under these circumstances, despite my sore tool, I came quickly.

After this, we stood up naked and the girl threw away the soiled paper towel, but the couple next to us was still going at it. So my girl, ever the joker, started laughing and imitating: “oh baby, oh yeah, oh baby, oh oh . . . !” while she bounced her naked hard ass right into my groin as though we were screwing.

Out of money and finally right out of fluid, I changed and grabbed a cab from the jam-packed parking lot, and we sped back into the city in the wee hours of the morning.

NEXT: My report on the Palace!!

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[Sjguy]

After paying the well-earned 110E

I gladly gave her the 50E owing.

She must have noticed me staring at her beautiful butt crack, because she came up to me and loudly announced "anal is 50E! "I'm going to Berlin next week, I plan to visit Artemis, and I wanted to clarify a few things on pricing. My understanding is that the door fee is 80 Euro. I've been reading and I thought the going rates for the girls was 60 Euro for the half hour/120 Euro for the hour, and extra charges to be negotiated for extras, like anal. Have these standard rates changed? Or is there negotiation involved? I don't want to commit a faux pas.

Thank you for the great report, Marine One.

[Marine One]

Sjguy,

My report was a bit tardy, so maybe Artemis has raised prices again. I can't believe that during a recession they can do so well. When I was there, you paid 80E to get in, 50E for 30 min of action including BBBJ, and if you wanted CIM it was 60E more. The girl with the beautiful butt crack might have had a promotional special going, because I think some people were talking about anal for 100E (extra)!

Let us know how it goes!

MO

[Angus Magee]

Sjguy,

My report was a bit tardy, so maybe Artemis has raised prices again. I can't believe that during a recession they can do so well. When I was there, you paid 80E to get in, 50E for 30 min of action including BBBJ, and if you wanted CIM it was 60E more. The girl with the beautiful butt crack might have had a promotional special going, because I think some people were talking about anal for 100E (extra)!

Let us know how it goes! MO

I have been going to Artemis for about a year now very regularly.

Last December they raised the entrance from 70 to 80 euros.

The girl's rates are as follows-1/2 hr. incl. bbbj, sex & kissing (kissing not absolutely guaranteed) is 60 euros. Come in mouth- +50. Anal + 100.

There are other extras-CoF, CoB but you have to negotiate with a particular girl as I am not sure and do not partake.

[Falco2]

Once I pried the girl’s hands off my neck, I explained to her that the whole thing was not my fault. She did eventually calm down, however I unfortunately had to pay the extra fee for CIM.

Incidentally, I saw this girl the next night I was in Artemis. She was in her street clothes with a duffel bag. She had told me after our session that she decided to leave Germany and go back home. I went after her in my bathrobe, hoping to get more deep throat, but she wouldn’t talk to me or even stop.Hi Marine One,

Nice reports, but it's guaranteed to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) a girl off if you come in her throat without first receiving her permission. And now because of you she's left the profession? If everyone treats the girls like rubbish it just makes it worse for those of us who don't.

I had a nice chat with a super model girl last night at Artemis, who told me about herself, and why she is there. She was born with a beautiful body, but nothing else. She comes from a small town in eastern Europe with very little opportunity to make any money. And she's one of the lucky ones because of her natural beauty. Have a little compassion!

Falco

[Angus Magee]

.... in the works?

For those of you who do not also check the Berlin thread-Rocketboy has reported there that there are some plans for a major over hall of the facilities at Artemis. He has heard that when the tire store, presently in front of Artemis, closes its' doors in 2010, they will begin construction of a swim pool, restaurant facilities and more parking. The last feature being of the least interest to Angus.

If indeed this is true it could be a big improvement. Though I have to say that they will also need some major sound proofing barriers between the idilic setting of a swim pool and the autobahn that runs past just a few meters away.

Maybe a retractable dome?

[Hessen Bub]

Kenan does have plans for a renovation of Artemis and for additional facilities, maybe combined with a different model with higher prices and value. Let's see if it will be realized.

HB

[Angus Magee]

Kenan does have plans for a renovation of Artemis and for additional facilities, maybe combined with a different model with higher prices and value. Let's see if it will be realized.

HB

Higher prices? How much higher can they go? Artemis is already the highest priced FKK.

Remodeling=good idea.

Higher prices=bad idea.

[Hessen Bub]

Different concept, different prices. Actually the plan is to have like a hihger level seperate part of the club with girls in evening dresses, some kind of nightclub. Let's wait and see.

HB

[Dedalus]

Different concept, different prices. Actually the plan is to have like a hihger level seperate part of the club with girls in evening dresses, some kind of nightclub. Let's wait and see.

HB

Sounds like all of those visits from Royalty are going to his head.

Not sure that such a targeted group would be that numerous, but what do I know.

Cheers,

Dedalus, who prefers the robe and towel for himself, and maybe only a little lingerie for the ladies

[Marine One]

Hi Marine One,

Nice reports, but it's guaranteed to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) a girl off if you come in her throat without first receiving her permission. And now because of you she's left the profession? If everyone treats the girls like rubbish it just makes it worse for those of us who don't.

FalcoI may have left a misleading impression in my post, as I didn't have time to explain what actually happened between my choking incident and the next night.

After the girl finally calmed down, we started to chat and she eventually got very flirty and charming as we seemed to have some sort of chemistry. She asked me all sorts of personal questions and even wanted to get my full, real name and contact info.- she followed me to the lockers. Then she came back later and held my hand and flattered me with compliments. Her departure must have been previously planned but was not really explained.. I think she was on her way to the airport when I saw her the next night.

That was certainly among the most memorable evenings I have ever had.. First time in a FKK, get the world's best BBBJ, then choked by the girl, then almost best friends! Hilarious!

[Angus Magee]

the ifa (a huge consumer electronics trade show at the messe) has been swelling the ranks at artemis for the past few nights and last night, saturday, i was invited by fellow monger and isg member blue swede to hang out and see what trouble we could get up to. we met promptly at 17:00 in front of blue’s nearby, and unbelievably conveniently located (to artemis that is) hotel. after a short walk (5 mins.) we checked in and were very soon seated upon one of the sofas along the wall overlooking the bar, each with a milch cafe, and spent the next hour+ watching the ladies arrive and comparing notes on the ladies we knew.

already at this early hour there was a buzz to the evening. the ladies were in fine form and, for the most part, relaxed as they seemed to know that tonight would be easy pickings for them. a couple of the ladies stopped by our sofa to sell their wares but for the most part we were left alone. i did spot my current bulgarian fave and another bulgarian (rosalind or rosa) stopped by to chat, finding common ground with blue in that they both speak some greek-the language that is not the sexual act.

finally i decided to grab bulgarian #1 as i happened to know that she is headed back home for a visit next week and this may be the last opportunity i have to session with her for a while, or ever as who know if she will in fact be back.

the session was, as it always is for me, fantastic. the only downside to the meeting was that she informed me that as well as heading home for her holiday, she would be going into surgery next week here in germany and having a boob job. oh the humanity! without being rude i voiced my objection to this (she has very nice natural, not huge but nice, boobs) but told her that next time, if she returns, her new boobs would not be a deal breaker for me. just, i pleaded, don’t make them too big. and as she has not made any payments yet i reminded her that she could still change her mind...

after the session i met up again with blue, who had also taken his first session, with rosalind/rosa, and we had a quick sauna and then headed up to the dining room.

upon returning to the floor business had picked up quite a bit. we haunted the bar area for a bit, took a place on the sofas at the base of the stairs and then, finally, staked out a spot on the landing near the entrance to the bar to watch the comings and goings as the girls come down the stairs with their customers to get paid.

we were there for the best part of an hour between 22:00 and 23:00. while not as busy as it would later get i could see that this was to be an uncommonly brisk evening. there was a large contingent of japanese mongers milling about in this area and some of the girls seemed to be just coming down the stairs, getting paid, a quick shower (one would hope) and then picking another japanese gentleman, hanging out like over ripe plums on the tree, and heading back up to the rooms.

i had my eye out for bulgarian connie (from my previous report) or a very pretty, tall hungarian lass, upon blue’s recommendation. connie seemed to be coming from and going to the rooms at an alarming rate (one of the plum pluckers) so i was sort of leaning towards hungary. around 23:00 she appeared and headed to the bar, so i bid a speedy farewell to blue, who was headed back to his hotel for an early-ish night, and set off in pursuit.

catching up with hungary (didn’t get her name) i sat with her for a couple of minutes trying to get a feel for her but quickly decided to bail on her as the vibe just was not right. she is a very pretty girl, seems nice enough, but so much was happening that i could tell that she had one foot out the door already and really wanted to either head to a room-now-or find a gentleman who was ready. the impatience did not sit right with me.

so i met up again with blue who was, it seems, having a bit of difficulty actually getting out the door, and said a proper good bye. then i headed of for a determined try at getting connie to a room.

well i met her but she was also in processing mode. when we met she said we can go to the kino or one of the curtained bar beds. i told her that i was not a big fan of the kino action and found the bar beds unpleasant (especially on such a night when they are not really being cleaned and often have a wet spot...) and that i wanted to go to a room upstairs. too long a wait for a room was her reply.

so i bailed.

so the rest of the night, and i stayed way too late, was an exercise in frantic frustration. by 00:30 there was hardly a girl to be seen in the bar. they appeared and then disappeared. there were several girls in whom old angus had interest but unless i was willing to grab them and drag them/be dragged to the nearest horizontal surface for a frenetic fuck, i wasn’t gettin' any.

but i hung in there until almost 3:00, finally managing to get to my locker, hidden now behind a hulking great stack of discarded robes and plastic sandals, get my clothes on and beat a hasty path to the s-bahn. thankfully i made the 2:49 train which gets me to my stop in time for the final bus, cutting out a 15 minute walk to my place from the s-bahn station.

all in all it was an enjoyable evening for the company if not for the ladies. i was awfully glad to get to session with bulgarian #1. i guess the trick with such nights (high volume messe in town) is to go early, session and get out. blue had the right idea.

that’s all for now.

am

[Blue Swede]

This report start at Thursday, when IFA wasn't open yet.
I arrived at Artemis at 17.00, just after checking in to the hotel (Kronprintz).

It was pretty relaxed and no one was really. I took some time and cruised the floors a bit, answered some attacks like "First time here? - Wan't to go to a room?" With -No and -Maybe later, but made sure to aske every girs of their name and origin to add to the mental notes and also check with the extract from this thread I had in my iPod.
(no one suspect anything from someone clicking to a music player, paper notes wouldn't go that unnoticed)

So, after a while, checking the pool area I got a "match" on my list, Ella!
So, it was time for session one. Ella was exactly as already described here, a real sweetie! Soft, slow BJ in good pace. This girl is a gem and well worth to repeat.

After a couple of hours of relaxing and some liter of apfelschorle, I ran into Virginia from Hungary (Hungarian girls is a bit of a hangup for me). She was more of a PSE compared to Ella. A good session, but problably not a repeat.

At this point I was "well done" and had no power left for a third session. However, a FKK is like Hotel California "You can check out, but you can never leave". It is difficult to get yourself out from there, part of the pleasure is to see the "parade" and watch the dynamics of the place.

So after some more hours of watching, I ran into Ani, the Hungarian girl Angus wrote about. She was so pretty and sooo sweet, I regret to have spent my fluids for the evening already.
I however found a "plan B", I asked to go to a room and have a good time, but I will not finish, I know for sure.

This was ok, so we went to a room. We had a terrific time, cuddling, giggling, a bit of BJ, some massage, myself feeling her up carefully, great body!
All in all, a well spent 60€ in my opinion, and that is what matters.
This girl is also a gem, but showed unfortunately different behaviour during the "IFA Saturday rush hours".

I left shortly after midnight, really satisfied.

Friday:
Started the night checking out Psst Cafe, will write a short report in the Berlin thread about that, short version: Don't waste time by going there!

So, at 23.30 I was on my way back to the hotel, but somehow found myself at Artemis again! Boy, it was busy!

After some pacing around, I ran into Teodora, from Hungaria, pretty girl with glasses and a "school teacher look". She was performing pretty well and was energic and pleasant.

Friday, most of it has already been covered by Angus. It was really nice to meet him and chat fo an evening. Also, not being alone keeps the worst sharks at distance I think.

The session with Rosalind(?) was really good and the recommendation I got from Angus was of value. I of course got in the "CIM trap", it is impossible to do proper business when you dick is in a girls mouth! I didn't regret it afterwards anyway. :-)

Rest of the evening, myself and Angus spent as he already has described.
It was interesting to watch the scene, but it was a bad climate for good experiences. We however had a really enjoyable evening and I am seeing forward to some of the coming reports from Angus, as I now think I have figured out some items on his todo list.....

General advice for Artemis, and problably other FKKs:
Go early, session as early as possible, especially when external events like IFA is ongoing. When the girls switch to processing mode, nothing good comes out of it.

[Angus Magee]

for those who speak a bit of german here is a short behind the scenes report on artemis from german tv. a peek inside the security room is pretty interesting.

http://www.podcast.de/episode/962330/das_bordell_artemis_in_berlin

am

[Charles Browne]

for those who speak a bit of german here is a short behind the scenes report on artemis from german tv. a peek inside the security room is pretty interesting.

http://www.podcast.de/episode/962330/das_bordell_artemis_in_berlin

am

i didn't quite understand the part about video surveillance: are there security cameras inside the actual rooms?

[Angus Magee]

I didn't quite understand the part about video surveillance: Are there security cameras inside the actual rooms?

Well I certainly hope not:-(((

If there are I will have to brush up on my performance.

Seriously-I can not see them installing cameras in the rooms. And if they did it would certainly be a such a secrete that it would not be admitted to on German national TV. I myself would feel nothing more than perhaps a slight performance anxiety knowing that some burley security guard might be watching (and recording?) my pooning.

But imagine how the average married German business man might feel if he knew he was being filmed on security? Not very good for such a business.

Anyone with better German that CB or I can confirm what they say about security in the rooms?

In the meantime I'll be perfecting my technique.

PS. I do know that every room has a panic button for the girls if the do get into trouble with a client. Apparently there would be a couple of big guys appearing in the room should it be pushed-within a minute or so.

On Saturday night I witnessed a guest being escorted forcibly off the premises by two big guys-one on each arm. It was later in the evening and there was a number of fairly drunk guests in the house.

AM

[Ortos]

On Saturday night I witnessed a guest being escorted forcibly off the premises by two big guys-one on each arm. It was later in the evening and there was a number of fairly drunk guests in the house.

AM


The guys they escort out the door: Do they allow them to get dressed or are they hauled out and chucked into the street stark naked?

O

[Angus Magee]

The guys they escort out the door: Do they allow them to get dressed or are they hauled out and chucked into the street stark naked?

O


The guy I saw on Saturday was dressed but his shirt was unbuttoned and his feet bare. A third guy was carrying the shoes & a jacket,

He was going out the door in a hurry.

[Falco2]

I may have left a misleading impression in my post, as I didn't have time to explain what actually happened between my choking incident and the next night.

After the girl finally calmed down, we started to chat and she eventually got very flirty and charming as we seemed to have some sort of chemistry. She asked me all sorts of personal questions and even wanted to get my full, real name and contact info.- she followed me to the lockers. Then she came back later and held my hand and flattered me with compliments. Her departure must have been previously planned but was not really explained.. I think she was on her way to the airport when I saw her the next night.

That was certainly among the most memorable evenings I have ever had.. First time in a FKK, get the world's best BBBJ, then choked by the girl, then almost best friends! Hilarious!Hi Marine One,

The experience you had sounds like a blast, ok perhaps with the exception of the choking. I was at Artemis last week and had a blast too. The girl you mention sounds like a sweetie! I met a sweetie too, details to follow once I consolidate my notes.

Regards,

Falco2

[Angus Magee]

despite the fact that i could barely scrape together the funds needed for a stellar night out at artemis, yesterday mid afternoon found me on the bus headed for my favorite saturday evening entertainment venue in berlin. i had decided a little taste of honey is better than none at all. this and the fact that the next few weekends are all booked up for me, and i had in mind a few of the girls i had seen last week when i was in the company of blue swede and the girls were a bit to busy to meet for a proper session.

i arrived very early (15:00) and after my customary milch cafe at the upper bar to scope the action (not much at 15:00) headed down for a sauna and swim. after that, having brought a book, i installed myself on a downstairs couch and read until my eyes started to shut and sleep descended. upon awakening more reading and then upstairs where i guessed that diner should be just about served.

it was reasonable today-chicken breast in some sort of cream sauce, baked potatoes, tortellini with gorgonzola sauce (though i did question the presence of actual gorgonzola in the sauce) and corn on the cob. now i know we are not here for the food but i can not help commenting-corn on the cob? at a sex club? when i eat corn on the cob i tend to spend the next hours picking it from my teeth-even with a lengthy session of flossing. now i do see the phallic possibilities of corn on the cob as a sex toy (hot buttered) but sincerely wonder if anyone planning the artemis menu gives much consideration as to the nature of the club. but enough of food reviews. we are here for the girls.

having eaten, i think, a bit too much tortellini in cream sauce i quickly retreated to the down stairs again for another half hour session on a couch and then, teeth brushed, i headed to the upper bar, ready for action, and sat on one of the couches to survey the evenings offerings.

there must have been about 15-20 girls present at the bar, all lined up, and a rep001tering of men around the bar. with regard to the women the first thought that popped into my mind was-what a motley collection of ‘hos! of the ladies around the bar i would have to say that not one of them could i rate at much more than a 6, maybe 6. 5 if i was being generous. where were all the girls? by this time it was just past 19:00. many of the girls must be here, i thought. is this it? where are the hotties i had my eyes on last week?

sadly, while over the next hour the line up did improve, this was to be an evening where the normally well rounded artemis selection of hot girls never really showed up. i guess the weeks hyper busy ifa conference put enough cash in their pockets that many finally took their vacations. none of my favorite were there, none of the girls i had my eye on last week (the tall hungarian, the small tight latina) and even rosalind was giving me the cold shoulder for not taking her to the room.

so after a 10 or 15 minutes i headed down to the platforms at the base of the staircase to consider my options. to be truthful i was tired, long two weeks at work, and was even considering bailing altogether on the evening. but i thought i would just wait and see if some more enticing ladies would show up over the next hour or so. and indeed the girls doing the rounds did start to improve somewhat and old angus felt a bit more hopeful and decided to stay.

i spotted a few girls with whom i had done a session and had it in mind to repeat but none came over and i was really not so much in the mood to go off chasing. then a girl i had never seen before came over to introduce herself.

ushi is a girl whom i would frankly not really consider for a session. german (lives some hours by car from berlin), late ‘20s, pretty face and with a body that really did not do much for me at all. a bit on the heavy side-not what i would call fat-but packing a few extra pounds on the hips & belly. as my regular readers know i usually do tend to chase the young and taut variety of service provider...

in any case she sat with me for perhaps 10-15 minutes and i found myself wishing she was just a bit more taut as in fact i really liked her. she was obviously intelligent and had a sense of humor that she displayed with some gentle teasing as she tried to entice me into a session. in the end though i pleaded tiredness (which was actually quite true) and let her go on her way as i descended once again into a kind of sleepy haze, being also aware of the constant stream of girls coming down the stairs trying to snare a session.

maybe half an hour later ushi was back at my side and again we had a very pleasant and light exchange. damn-i like this girl, i found myself thinking, if only....

then suddenly i found myself saying to myself, what the hell, and i was inviting her to find a room. as we ascended the stair case our interaction continued and if anything became better. there was some really nice chemistry there with ushi. in the room was no different. the session was, in a word, fantastic. this girl knows her stuff and was very responsive and genuine. the bj was top notch, not much kissing but i had the feeling that this was more from my side than hers, and the fucking, well, let’s just say it was nice to find a girl who knows how to use her pussy muscles.

afterwards we started to talk and the conversation just flowed out of both of us. and here we did hit a bit of a snag, or what could have been a snag. i was aware of the time we were there but as i mention, the conversation was both interesting and engaging. as i say, i like this girl and i could tell she like me. i kept thinking to mention the time but never did. then finally she asked me if i would mind if she had a smoke before heading back downstairs. not at all, i said, but i was wondering about the time. she looked at her watch and informed me that in 5 minutes we would be at an hour!

urrrrrr......but we have been talking the past half hour, i said and....

uncomfortable to say the least.

but ushi was very gracious. she immediately copped to the fact that upon entering the room she had made no mention of price which she should have done according to her. i felt relived but also a bit responsible as, in fact, i am well aware of the price structure at artemis.
but she assured me that she felt the over run was more her responsibility and in the end she accepted the fact that i had not asked for the extra 25 minutes of paid talk. so in the end i paid her for the half hour and made a mental note not to let this sort of thing happen again to me no matter how engaging a conversationalist is the girl.

will i repeat-it is hard to say. as is obvious i really did like ushi. and her handling of our over run was better than i could have ever asked for. so a repeat, i have to say, is not out of the question. i just have to wrap my head around her not being a hot young twenty year old.

wtf-i thought that avoiding this sort of thing was just the reason i went to such places as artemis;-((

i showered and then was soon back on the platforms, this time tucked way back under the stairs, unseen, and soon fell into rather a deep sleep from which i awoke almost an hour later slightly confused as to where i actually was. after some time i decided to check out the bar and if nothing caught my eye i would head out for an early night.

once round in the bar and i spotted zafira (not 100% sure of the name but pretty close). zafira and i had spoken earlier as well as some weeks back. she is early ‘20s, blondish with dark highlights, nice breasts, very beautiful soft glow-y skin and sort of a cute baby face. i had a good feeling about her. again she has a bit of meat on the bones and is a tad heavier that i would normally go for, but she was just sitting there, available, with little effort on my part so i immediately invited her to the room.

the session was a bit of a disappointment. while zafira is a nice girl, the chemistry just wasn’t really there (contrasted to ushi?) and i found the action was a wee bit mechanical. she seemed to have her routine and was not really open to just letting things develop naturally. and maybe this was not really all her fault. i did chose her on the strength of a nice conversation i had with her some weeks back and the fact that she seemed a sweet & comfortable girl. in the end maybe it was simply that i was not that into her?

so her bj was good but the sex ended up being kind of awkward and not really working for me so i had her finish me with a combination hand job and bj, covered so as to avoid the 50 euro cim charge which i really did not want to pay. i was satisfied in the end, drained, packed up and left immediately for home. an early night for me by artemis standards as i was in bed asleep by 00:30.

one thing i did notice was that artemis is coming up on its’ 4 year anniversary and is planning a big, bang-up celebration on sept. 29th.. will it be worth attending? hard to say. if it is to be one of their very busy nights i would have to say i will give it a miss unless they somehow sweeten the deal with a seriously reduced admittance fee (not very likely) or i can somehow determine that the place will not be a sex zoo as it was the weekend of the ifa.

we will wait and see.

thanks for reading

am

[Falco2]

I decided to visit Artemis in Berlin for this trip, rather than visiting Golden Time and Living Room like I usually do. I just had to check it out to see how it compares to the other large FKK clubs in Deutschland.

To me one of the most appealing things was the location. It’s located in the middle of a large (and vibrant) city, and so the public transportation can be used to get there and back, which saves $$$. On my previous trips to GT and LV I’ve stayed at a hotel in Moenchengladbach, rented a car, and drove for half an hour to get to either club (Bruggen / Karst).

So my reasoning was that if the talent level in Artemis was comparable to Golden Time, this could become my preferred club for future visits.

I visited Artemis seven times last week, and my general observations follow.

Pros:

* This place is well managed and the system well thought out. The staff work hard, the gals perform a good level of service, the place is clean, and the system in place there just works. I saw the owner several times during the week I was there, and the manager daily, which for me is a good sign.

* You can sleep downstairs on a sofa or lounge chair, and nobody will bother you. This is more of a bonus to those of us who travel from afar.

* I liked the separate dining area. They provide real food for all but a few hours during the afternoon and wee morning hours. It’s not gourmet, but when you’re hungry it’ll do.

Cons:

* The girls approach you, and many don’t take no for an answer. It’s not as bad as Palace in Frankfurt, but close. After being politely but firmly rejected, many of the girls act insulted and argue or pout, which creates a bad vibe. I have to say though, that from talking to the girls at Golden Time, many have complained that a lot of men go there, eat the food, and just sit around and lounge without ever going to a room with a girl. Maybe the policy of letting the girls work the floor is a way to get the ijsberen off their butts and into a room.

* I would have to say that overall I found the talent level at Artemis lower than what I’ve seen at Golden Tiime over the last few years, at least for my taste. I read some reports of mongers describing a “sea of blondes”, but this was not the case last week. The ratio of natural blondes to all others was roughly about 1 in 20. There were some very attractive girls there, but I did’nt see any real stunners, but of course this is subjective.

Sunday

I arrived at the Berlin-Tegel airport at 7:40am, and took a taxi to my hotel. Since it was too early to check in, I put my suitcase in a secured room by the lobby, and then went out for a walk. It was a sleepy Sunday morning in the Charlottenburg part of Berlin.

At the nearest S-Bahn station, I studied the kiosk machine to determine which ticket to buy for my ride to Artemis. I determined that the AB Tageskarte was the right one for 6.10 euros. The "AB" refers to the zones on the map that are closest to the city center. It's not possible to purchase a ticket for the "A" zone only. If you don't have the correct change or your card does'nt work, it takes 10 euro bills. You then stick the ticket in another machine so it will get stamped, and you're good to go.

I went back to the hotel, and they had a room ready for me (around 12:00). I slept for about an hour, and then went to Artemis via the S-Bahn.

I entered Artemis around 3pm, and after showering and walking around a bit, I found the talent level pretty low, but it was mid-afternoon on a Sunday.

I spotted an attractive girl with long dark hair, and 15 minutes after entering Artemis I was off with:

* Patricia from Portugal. Tall, dark eyes and skin, long dark hair. In the room she asked if we should stay an hour, and I replied that we should do a half hour and see how it goes. She seemed a bit disappointed at this. She then took out a disinfectant wipe and cleaned my willy. It was a mechanical session, but I enjoyed it.

After a brief rest, I spotted another girl that I wanted to say hello to:

* Vivien, from Slovakia - very pretty face, long dark hair, lean body. She was very sensuous and enthusiastic. Very feminine, very fun. We did 69, and I enjoyed sucking and licking her muschi. It was a very enjoyable hour session.

I was quite tired by then due the traveling, and so went downstairs and layed down on a couch. I was probably sleeping there for about an hour and a half. I returned to the main lounge area about 7:30.

* Charlotte, from Poland. Past shoulder length light blonde hair, piercing blue eyes. She was very talkative and fun. Excellent session.

* Donata, from Poland - short brown hair, beautiful face and eyes. A very cute girl, loves to laugh. Excellent session.

At this point I was really feeling the lack of sleep, so I had to leave. But before I left I went into the dining room and ate dinner. So convenient. It was easy finding my way back to the hotel using the S-Bahn.

I would have to say though, that even though the girls I had enjoyed were all lovely, I did’nt see any knock out stunners on my first visit.

Monday

I arrived at 3:30, and spotted a stunner:

* Anita (?) from Hungary - tall, long dark brown hair to her butt, beautiful face, and lean body. Nice gal, good session.

* Jasmin from Germany - Long dark blonde hair, brown eyes, very beautiful. We went for an hour. Super service.

* Yvonne from Czech Republic - medium length, straight brown hair just below the shoulders. Another hour, excellent BJ and service. Excellent gal. Unfortunately I was unable to finish, so this would be the final attempt for the evening.

Afterwards I ate dinner in the dining room and went back to the hotel.

Tuesday

Today I wanted to experience Artemis during the evening, to see if the evening shift brings in the best talent. The last two days had been quiet, with girls mostly sitting or standing around, and only a handful of men to keep them busy.

I arrived around 8:30pm, and it was just a bit busier than before, but still far from crowded. I did'nt see any new faces either.

Shortly after arriving I walked past the beautiful Anita from Hungary, and she flashed me a big smile, so we went into one of the rooms next to the downstairs kino.

* Anita from Hungary - I could tell this was going to be a good session because we had already been acquainted, and she was already teasing me and joking with me, so I booked an hour.

I have to say that this time I was aware of a flaw in her technique: too much teeth during the blowjob. I did'nt say anything, but when she asked me if I was ready for sex I did'nt think twice. We started off in reverse cowgirl, then doggie, and finally mish. I was'nt sure if I was going to be able to finish, since I had enjoyed a lot of sex the previous two days, but I just kept focusing on how beautiful her body is, and face, and finally after humping away for 20 minutes or so I was able to finish.

Afterwards I went back into the main bar area, and sat down on a couch next to a punter from India, who was bobbing his head to the music and apparently enjoying the moment. We chatted for a bit, and then I saw Charlotte standing near the entrance, and decided to grab her.

* Charlotte from Germany - She has the most piercing and beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen. Once in the room I mentioned this to her, and she said that people ask her if she has colored contact lenses all the time. This was a very good session for me. Her blowjob technique is very good, and she uses her hands only minimally. Afterwards she was again very talkative, no rush to leave the room.

After this I showered and went into the dining room and ate. The food was edible, but the biggest issue for me is that the heat is too high in the serving plates, and so the food is over cooked. The serving spoon that sits in the dish was really hot.

I then went back into the main bar area with an Apfelshorle, and sat down on a couch in the back. I just wanted to sit and relax a bit before returning to my hotel. I declined the offers of a few girls, but then a girl sat down next to me with blonde hair, and was so amusing that I had to give it a try.

* Bia from Spain - Once we were in the hallway with better lighting I could see that her hair was bleached blonde. In the room Bia tried valiantly to get me to finish, but I could'nt do it. Her blowjob technique was very good. I told her I was tired and had enough sex for one day. She was'nt really that friendly, but I could'nt complain since she had tried so hard to get me to finish.

I left Artemis around 1:00am, and had’nt seen any improvement in the talent level with the evening shift.

Thursday

I had taken Wednesday off (Dessous day) to allow my body to "recuperate".

I arrived at Artemis about 3:30pm and it was dead. I was considering another session with the sexy Jasmine, but she was no where to be found.

While sitting on a sofa in the main bar area, a girl with long blonde hair sat down next to me and said hello. I had seen her before and had put her on my todo list.

* Jane from Germany – tall, long blonde hair, blue eyes, very attractive. Good session.

After this I rested on a sofa downstairs for perhaps an hour and a half, passing time while waiting for the evening shift to arrive without being hassled by sharks. After returning to the main bar area, I noticed a gal I had'nt seen before:

* Julie from Germany - 21 years old, long brown hair. We walked upstairs, and upon entering the room she immediately started DFK and then kneeled down and began sucking my willy. Good BJ technique. One hour, this was an amazing session.

* Dominica from Poland – blonde hair, blue eyes, very attractive girl with a bubbly personality. She was fun. One hour, excellent service.

After paying Dominica at the little lockers, I decided to leave Artemis, since I was'nt sure I had another session in me. So I put my $$$ back in my main locker, showered, and returned to the main bar area and ordered yet another Apfelshorle. I just wanted to sit and observe the action a bit, and make sure I did'nt miss any welcome additions to the evening shift before returning to my hotel.

After fending off several shark attacks, I was approached by an attractive gal with long black hair, and decided to give it a try:

* Rosie from Greece - We sessioned in the main lounge area in one of the circular beds with the curtains. Good session.

After this, the thought of another session was preposterous, so I ordered another ApfelShorle, and took a seat on one of the sofas directly adjacent to the bar in the main lounge, and fended off the shark attacks.

By now, I had sessioned with many of the girls in the room, most of which I had enjoyed thoroughly, but I tried to avoid too much eye contact so I would'nt have to reject them if they approached me.

A voice coming from the sofa next to mine caught my attention, and there sat a young and incredibly cute girl who was trying to say hello. She wanted me to come sit next to her but I told her I've had too much sex for the day blah blah. She just nodded her head gently with a very cute face and that was it. Somehow we were talking again, and she was so cute I took her hand, and we held hands for quite a while as she talked to her friends, and then back to me, and watched the people come and go. So later when she asked me again to join her on her sofa I did, and she just melted into my arms, and we sat and chatted and watched the action together for quite some time, while she rested her head on my shoulder.

* Sade from Poland - lean, young looking with dark brown hair. Very cute but also a fire-cracker. I really iked her. One hour, could'nt finish, but she tried valiantly. When paying her, I asked her how long our session was. Since we never agreed on an hour, I thought it fair to ask. She really tensed up and made a motion with her hand that I can't forget. It was'nt a fist, she just rotated her hand, but it was clearly indicating stress. She was suddenly gripped with anger at the thought of being ripped off by a customer whose affection was only temporary. I immediately said "an hour?", and paid her the 120 euros. She was so relieved she stood up on her toes and gave me a big hug, and kiss, and said to me "du Bist ein nettes Man". And we smiled at each other and said good bye.

I have to admit that I was quite happy with the girls I sessioned with this evening, but overall, after surveying the talent at Artemis during the 9 hours I was there, the overall talent level was still lower than I had hoped for.

I left around 1am and took a taxi back to my hotel for 10 euros.

Friday

Since there were two conventions at the Berlin Messe, I was unsure how crowded Artemis would become, so I opted for another mid-afternoon entry, and arrived around 3pm. There were very few customers, and more girls than men.

I spotted Julie whom I had sessioned with the day before, and went over to say hi.

* Julie from Germany - one hour, good session.

An hour or two later I finally spotted Dominica from Poland, but she was talking to other men, so I waited until she was sitting at the bar with another good looking blonde girl, and said hello.

* Dominica from Poland - this girl is so fine that we stayed in the room for two hours. I will only say that it was thoroughly enjoyable.

Then I ate in the dining room, and had a nice conversation with a local Berlin man.

After this I just sat in the main lounge area and watched the people come and go, ordering a new Apfelshorle every 30 minutes or so from the bar.

At 10pm the lights went dim, the music changed, and a pole dancer began her sexy show. By this time the room was full of people, and I had lost my seat on the sofa, and so I stood on the upper level leaning on the rail, with a full view of the entire room. Soon others joined me, and the place became energized, with one couple swing dancing in the corner, and many others bouncing and dancing to the music. Now this was what I was hoping to see. This was fun. Unfortunately my right leg was hurting for some reason. I think I tweaked it while wrestling with the lovely Dominica during our two hour romp. I was also seriously tired, so I started to make my way to the exit after lasting as long as I could. When I was standing behind some people on my way out, a cute gal stepped directly in front of me facing away, just an inch from my face, and grabbed my willy with her hand and leaned back. I don't know how I walked away from her but I managed, and went back to the locker area and changed back into my street clothes. On the way out, I stopped at the reception desk to return my key, and since it was the same Rezeptionfrau that I had seen almost daily now for several days, I told her that I was tired because it's hard work to come here every day.

Saturday

I had set as my next target a beautiful blonde, lean girl, but I had to wait. Some guy was talking to her and her friend for over an hour, but did'nt session with her. I got up and followed her as she left the main bar area, down the stairs, waited until she came out of the women’s restroom, and finally caught her at the top of the spiral staircase.

* Violeta from Poland - a very beautiful blonde gal, very lean body, blue eyes. Excellent service and fun. I was suspecting she might be just an optifuck, but she turned out to be very nice, easy to talk to, and performed an outstanding, enthusiastic blowjob. Later in the evening, I could'nt understand how she could be sitting there waiting for punters to approach her. You would think that she would be snatched up immediately upon entering the bar area.

* Miley, from Germany (I think) - dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, very lean body. I went after her as she left the main bar area and found her by the game machines by the spiral staircase. When I looked at her she meowed at me like a cat. I asked her if she would like to join me in the bar so we cuddled up on a circular bed and chatted for a while. She spoke very good English.

Upstairs, at the beginning of the session, she explained that she provides two options, 60 euros and 110 euros. The 60 euro option was standard BBBJ and fuck, the 110 option provided pretty much anything. I opted for the 110 option but told her there was no need to lick my ass. I asked if the 110 option meant an hour session and she replied no, it's for the extra services. Fair enough.

Then she just went hog wild on my willy, and my balls, licking, slurping, many different techniques, positions, with non-stop sound effects (purring, growling, moaning...). She literally attacked my willy and balls with her tongue, hands, lips, breasts, and kept an extreme level of intensity for probably 40 minutes. Even though I told her she did'nt need to lick my ass, she licked it anyway, in fact I had to roll over on my back to stop her. And then a little later she stuck her tongue in my mouth and licked everywhere. Not really my cup of tea. Because of all of the sex I'd had, I just was unable to finish in her mouth, but she was trying sooo hard. So finally, I had to say let's switch to sex, because I thought the time must be running out. But it was the most amazing blowjob I've ever had. I was able to finish in mish however. Downstairs in front of the lockers I handed her the 110 euros, and we kissed and winked and she snarled her sexy snarl. All together our session had to be over an hour, and I only paid her 110 euros, and she did'nt say a thing. Miley is a nice gal who aims to please.

* Sol from Argentina - nice face, brown eyes, long brown hair. I was waiting for her to reappear in the main bar area, and turned away several shark attacks. I finally spotted her at the bar and said hello. She was very friendly, and we went up to a room. Good session.

Sunday

Last day. I arrived around 3:00pm.

* Julie from Germany- She really wanted me to go with her, and in the end I could'nt say no. This was my 3rd session with her. Half an hour, could'nt finish.

* Dominica from Poland - I wanted to see her once last time before I left. Half an hour, excellent session.

* Sol from Brazil - Good half hour session.

* Girl from Bulgaria. For some reason I could'nt say no to her in the main bar area. An ok session, but I was unable to finish.

* Samira from Turkey - 40 minute or so session, she tried sooo hard to get me to finish, but I could'nt.

* Rosie from Greece - Long black hair. Half hour session on the same circular bed we used a few days ago. Good session.

It was a wonderful week at Artemis, and will consider returning there for a future visit. You just can’t beat it for convenience. I do believe that overall, the quality of girls is better at Golden Time, at least for my taste.

I had a chat with the manager on one of my last days there. He did say that they will flatten the auto store in front of Artemis, and build a swimming pool and outdoor lounge area.

Falco2

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[Angus Magee]

I decided to visit Artemis in Berlin for this trip, rather than visiting Golden Time and Living Room like I usually do. I just had to check it out to see how it compares to the other large FKK clubs in Deutschland.


Thanks for the report Falco2. Very informative. I have posted to the RoD thread but in all honesty this report deserves a nomination for report of the year IMO.

It is good to get a fresh perspective both on Artemis and on some of the girls I have been with (Vivian, Rosie, Charlotte to name a few).

And I am most interested in Miley and her hyper bj special. It sounds most intriguing.

AM

[Marine One]

I decided to visit Artemis in Berlin for this trip, rather than visiting Golden Time and Living Room like I usually do. I just had to check it out to see how it compares to the other large FKK clubs in Deutschland.

I visited Artemis seven times last week, and my general observations follow.

Falco2

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I am curious about your references to sleeping and being jet lagged -- how far did you travel? Did you go for a whole week just to visit Artemis? If so, you are not only a mongering champ but probably quite wealthy too!

M.One

[Falco2]

Thanks for the report Falco2. Very informative. I have posted to the RoD thread but in all honesty this report deserves a nomination for report of the year IMO.

It is good to get a fresh perspective both on Artemis and on some of the girls I have been with (Vivian, Rosie, Charlotte to name a few).

And I am most interested in Miley and her hyper bj special. It sounds most intriguing.

AMThanks Angus Magee. I think we were there on the same night too, Sat. Sept. 5. I would have said hi had I known you were you. Maybe I did? I left some details out of my report, in particular the conversations I had with the gals. They're just memories now, but they're the ones that stand out.

Regards,

Falco2

[Falco2]

Falco2,

I am curious about your references to sleeping and being jet lagged -- how far did you travel? Did you go for a whole week just to visit Artemis? If so, you are not only a mongering champ but probably quite wealthy too!

M.OneI'm on the west coast of the US. I needed to get away from work, rest a bit, and heck live like a king! That's what it's like in Artemis no? I planned to see more of Berlin, but I just did the bare minimum of work, and kept going back to Artemis. A couple of Berlin night clubs look like they would be fun, the Kit-Kat club and Tresor. I researched the Berlin night club scene a bit before arriving, and some of the gals confirmed that the two clubs above would be excellent. Hhrrmph, maybe next time.

Cheers,

Falco2

[Falco2]

And I am most interested in Miley and her hyper bj special. It sounds most intriguing.

AMAM, I forgot to mention, so perhaps Miley is new to Artemis, since you have'nt seen (or been with) her before. She has slightly wavy medium blonde hair, just past her shoulders, very blue eyes, and lean body with zero body fat. If someone that fits that description meows at you, grab her immediately.

Falco2

[Toscana]

i was at artemis for two whole days last week, dessous-tag on wednesday, which i couldn’t avoid, and the thursday. as usual i was not disappointed. the club is clean with good facilities and reasonable food, so good value for eur 80 in my opinion. you can add in a couple of nice strippers each evening as well of course. i even found a shower which ran for a whole twenty seconds.

i tend to choose a theme for each fkk visit to make things more interesting . this time i decided i would force myself to be active. i would not session with any woman who approached me directly and would not enter the kino. i kept to the second resolution, but in one instance not to the first. i would also try to avoid silis.

with the initiative firmly with me i had to hone my approaching skills and my ability to attract providers’ attention from afar, especially when it got busy. artemis is ideal for many approach strategies, or would be if only my strategy were any good. it was sometimes very tricky, and it really depends on your whereabouts: good at open positions by the bar; poorer on the corner sofas; terrible the nearer you got to the dining room. and this was compounded by the fact that toscana’s eyesight and instant judgment on session prospects deteriorate the more he shags, it seems. the girls are pretty well aware where the good positions are as well. location, location, location.

there was the smile. there was the waving of the hand. there was the nod. there was the widening of the eyes. there was the beckoning with the head. there was the patting of the seat next to me. but i rarely succeeded in getting the right girls with these techniques, i am afraid. i did get dozens of ugly hopefuls i hadn’t intended to accost. i also got several puzzled punters, one cleaning lady, one bar-girl, one dining room lady, a passing electrician, and finally gave up when the taxi-drivers started complaining at reception.

it wasn’t entirely surprising, then, that i ended up going with more than my usual share of milfs. lol. nevertheless, undeterred by all this, i enjoyed seven sessions over the two days, none of them poor, two of them good, one excellent. only on one occasion did i abort because the girl would not provide basic services like kissing, which for me was an improvement at artemis. and, interestingly, i met only one of the many girls that falco2 went through the same week, and not a single romanian or bulgarian.

eleanor, russia
about 1.67 tall
about thirty, looks younger
short false blonde hair, suited to her angular face
hard body, with a/b tits, i was attracted by her sexy arse

that’s the trouble with dessous day: you can’t see the tits. and eleanor’s are, frankly, disappointingly saggy for such a hard body (dessous-tag definitely helps her, she looked much less dramatic the next day). but as with most russians she knows her way around the room, fulfilled her promises and i enjoyed a good standard opening round.

brigitte, serbia
very tall, about 1.75, but very poised
about thirty
short dark blonde dyed hair
fat-free body with good b tits, good muscle-toning

brigitte is a very professional provider who works the room well and is successful. she offers everything that i could think of. again a good standard session, no upselling pressure, a good feeling with this girl. to save juice, i faked the finish.

alina, ukraine
late twenties
about 1.67
reddish-blonde hair, wide smile
the finest b/c tits you could want to happen across, with superb pink nipples

the nipples kept winking at me across the room every hour i was there. alina works the club with her much older friend marina seeking duos. they may be together outside the club, i don’t know, but they are clearly fond of each other. i nodded to both, but with a raised index finger to tell them one only, and alina came over and cuddled in on one of the sofas at the downstairs bar. intelligent conversation, and we were off to her choice of room. this was a very good session with fine optics. kissed well, fabulous 69 with that perfect body. i let her have the initiative during sex, she converted a cowgirl expertly into spoons and insisted on finishing in that position. who was i to complain, as i could work those beautiful handfuls for minutes on end? hmmmmm.

marina, russia (not the famous one)
into her thirties
about the same height as alina
false blonde, medium length hair
c breasts, naturals, past their best

it was quite a while after alina that i set up the session with marina. she’s a lovely conversationalist, even if her body is past its best. i wanted to see what she would do in the room. she didn’t disappoint, created a lovely illusion of passion, and we had a great time. no end of kissing, and a great bbbj, slow, sloppy, hands-free, long-shaft and all the time scratching her fingernails lightly over the toscana scrotum. my kind of girl, and i happily extended for an hour. fourth session of the day, and ramrod erect. she got me off no trouble.

i was pretty beat after that, but wanted an optickfick to end the day.

sadi, poland
dyed, wavy, auburn-coloured hair halfway down the back
about 20
about 1.63
shapely b breasts, rather dark skin for a polish girl

the only girl, i think, that falco2 and i shared, albeit unwittingly. i wasn’t quite so impressed as falco was, but she’s a good session. it was late. she kisses nicely and we had a good 69 session too. sadi then wanted me to bring her off, but bent me round into a rather tortuous daty position. we got there at the expense of a stiff neck and lost erection. she worked hard to get a bit of life back into the old soldier, and we managed last-gasp penetration in mish. after that it was relatively plain-sailing with good optics in the mirrors. both fresher, i would repeat to see if she could really get me dancing.

next day i took my time. i must have rejected about 20 hopefuls before setting off to the room again. of course the girls were much more viewable without bikinis or lingerie, and there were some nice new ones, even on first shift. everyone was very relaxed. one girl i did call over was theodora from hungary, who i remembered was reviewed here (tall, slim, short black hair, glasses). i was indeed tempted, but we couldn’t agree on services, so i passed. she was always pretty busy, which is a good sign.

finally i plumped for the latina look as a change from all the blondes around the place.

stefana, hungary
about 30
long black straight hair, tied back
darker skin (father italian)
about 1.63
nice b breasts

stefana is a pro, has the talk, wraps her thighs sexily round you on the couch. she is positively reviewed recently on a german forum. i was convinced by her quite quickly, i must say, and my judgment was ok. her body is very firm and smooth from the regular creaming, and she was quite heavily but skilfully made up. attractive appearance. got her to take off the lipstick, but after the initial exchanges she avoided further kissing. she was also determined to take me the anal route, but in the end i refused, not because it wasn’t an enticing prospect, i am sure she’s tight, but because i just couldn’t see her getting me excited enough to enjoy it confidently. true to the motto, first get in, then stay in. :-) :-). bbbj and 69 fine without being any great highlight. we started off in cowgirl, but i can’t remember now how i finished, so it can’t have been a particularly memorable experience.

hung around lazily for a while, mainly on that open crescent couch at the bottom of the spiral staircase. you know the one i mean. always entertaining to pretend to be asleep, but still peep out at the long legs and abundant array of lightly bouncing tits going up and down the stairs. best not to seek eye contact there, as you are right in the firing line. it’s a damn good location.

this pretended slumber didn’t stop irina, who came and gently folded herself around me on the couch. she is a big girl indeed, and very much the wrong side of thirty. so she’s too big, too buxom, too old, too ugly, relative to others at any rate. i must have lost my presence of mind. couldn’t send her away. she smiled at me, we talked, she stroked me behind the neck, looked deep into my eyes. no pressure. she was interesting, we must have spent half an hour chatting like this, as i got more and more morbidly fascinated by those tits. she wears one of those heavy cutaway bikini tops which leave the breast and nipples free, but giving urgent support to stop ‘em bouncing down to her knees when walking. she has two big problems in her life there, and she was constantly having to hoik them back into the overworked garment. the left tit fell out twice, the right one four times, during our conversation. i was counting. after the deed she came down to see me at the downstairs bar, and it was even more dramatic. they had a life of their own! entertaining though.

so sometimes you do something crazy.

irina, russia
late thirties? the face showed it, the body showed it
about 1.68
long brown hair
big floppy d+ tits

we liked each other immensely by the time we got to the room, and she promptly set about me. wonderful it was, even though those bags hang like half-empty italian tomatoes with a fruity nipple on the bottom. i’d sampled the kissing downstairs, and she just carried on mercilessly. i wasn’t arguing and soon told her to take her time, we would be there for an hour at least. so before he knew what was happening to him little tosc was engulfed by these soft tits, being rubbed up and down rhythmically, and on each upward stroke he entered this gorgeously warm wet mouth to be given a swirling lick. irina managed to keep this up for ages, i just closed my eyes and drifted away. fantastic stuff. she wanted me to make her come, but said it would take her time. i suggested that’s fine, but by now it was important that she keep me erect as we might lose it later. little tosc can be an unconcentrated bugger sometimes on the second day. so we switched to 69. i got her there with some time and quite a lot of effort, but it was a pleasure for me too. irina then took over quickly, blew expertly and then staged an incredible crunching hand-job finish. i had my eyes closed, but it felt like she had released a huge fountain. she could have easily taken me for a cim finish, but didn’t exploit the situation. didn’t even get round to a fuck, but the eur 120 were completely irrelevant to what i received from irina. these russian mothers just get it right. recommended for personality and skill, despite everything.

[Beko25]

Hi guys,

This weekend I am planning to spend all my time in Artemis :) I wonder if anyone went to room with 2 ladies,is it possible? And how much does it costs?

Thanks

[Member #4285]

Quick report from my hotelroom.

3 girls.
1 man.

Jenna - big big fake (but very good) tits, blonde, german. Absolutely fantastic BBBJ. No hands, saliva, ball-licking. I came when she titty-fucked me and I screamed all over the place with a ton of cum. The only bad(?) in that session were that I could not last long and for every trust when we fucked I almost came.

Chayenne? - half germ/half croatia, dark hair, so sweet smile and face. Good but she told me there were 5 minutes left when it was 15. She sad that she looked at the wrong hand on the watch. Yeah right, but for me it did not do any diffrence because I only could hold on for 15 minutes before I had to came haha.

Man - massage for 40 minutes. Non-sexual ofcourse but it felt like an orgasm.

Maria - hungarian, blond, 26. Very friendly and even put up her hair when she gave me the BJ in the Kino downstairs. This time I could hold on the longest heh..

All sex downstairs in Kino and the rooms there. I like to get a BJ in the sofa and then fuck on the "room". Between the sessions I hang mostley on the sofa or what to call it under the stairs and talked whith a very friendly german man. Hello there! Pay the bill and start reporting! =)

Worst of the day: I am eating in the dining room (very good food as its free) and talking a little with the girls at my table. Another girl at another table tells me to zip it and leave the girls alone. I told her that they could speak for them selfs. Ironic, because they started to talk with me first. O_o o_O
The girls that told me to zip it were from albania/moldavia. Why does these girls often have such bad attitude? I even saw a few making fun behind some other mans backs and kind of trashtalking them. Strange too see because I would never support them with my money, but they maybe have so much so they dont care? Ironicly (again) I guess its these girls that have pimps and shit that take some of their money. I talked with some girls and they thought 40-50% have someone behind for "protection". My illusion for the perfect P4P set up went down this night. Not sure I will go back today.

Cheers,
Kid.

[Rajko43]

Thank you all for the great reports from Artemis!

I'm planning soon to visit there for my first time and I just have a few questions if someone can help me;

1. If you want CIM is it 50 euro and the rate is set by the house?

2. Is CIM allways bareback (without condom) if you want it?

3. When you're in the bathrobe do you have money on you so it's easy "go to room" right away? Or do you allways go to your locker to get some after making an "deal" with a girl?

I think some of these questions have been here before, but I've seen different answers and got little confused.

Once again thanks for the detailed and great reports! I can't wait to arrive at Artemis.

[Rajko43]

Thank you all for the great reports from Artemis!

I`m planning soon to visit there for my first time and I just have a few questions
if someone can help me;

1. If you want CIM is it 50 euro and the rate is set by the house?

2. Is CIM allways bareback (without condom) if you want it?

3. When you´re in the bathrobe do you have money on you so it´s easy "go to room" right away? Or do you allways go to your locker to get some after making an "deal" with a girl?

I think some of these questions have been here before, but I´ve seen different answers and got little confused.

Once again thanks for the detailed and great reports! I can´t wait to arrive at Artemis

[Toscana]

Thank you all for the great reports from Artemis!

I`m planning soon to visit there for my first time and I just have a few questions
if someone can help me;

1. If you want CIM is it 50 euro and the rate is set by the house?

2. Is CIM allways bareback (without condom) if you want it?

3. When you´re in the bathrobe do you have money on you so it´s easy "go to room" right away? Or do you allways go to your locker to get some after making an "deal" with a girl?

I think some of these questions have been here before, but I´ve seen different answers and got little confused.

Once again thanks for the detailed and great reports! I can´t wait to arrive at Artemis1. Yes, it's the rate. Legally I don't think it can be formally set by the house, but it is the usance.

2. Yes.

3. You keep your money in your money locker (if you're sensible), which is operated by the same key as your main clothes locker. You will see the bank of money lockers from reception in fact. After the session she will follow you like a very faithful puppy to the locker, where you pay her the due amount. She will then release your testicles.

You need not make a deal on time or services in advance with the girl. That's part of the charm of the FKK. You can adapt to the situation when you are in the room, as opposed to the bordello where you tend to order services in advance and pay for them. What IS a good idea, certainly at Artemis, is to check with the girl in advance which services she does or does not do. This does not commit you to taking these services up of course. They are usually pleased if you do this, as it reduces the likelihood of misunderstandings considerably.

Have no fear. It's all pretty obvious when you are there. Hope you enjoy yourself.

[Charles Browne]

Hi guys,

This weekend I am planning to spend all my time in Artemis :) I wonder if anyone went to room with 2 ladies,is it possible? And how much does it costs?

Thanks

I did not bring two ladies to a room myself, but it is something that happens regularly at Artemis. Many times, girls will even hunt for men in pairs, trying to sell them their special lesbo show and duo treatment.

The price tag is 60 euro/girl/30 minutes to start with, that is 120 euro/30 minutes. But if you would like the girls to have sex with eachother, there is usually an even higher price for that... My suggestion is this: Make very sure before you go to a room that you have communicated thoroughly about the price. There might be a nasty surprise if you don't.

[Angus Magee]

I did not bring two ladies to a room myself, but it is something that happens regularly at Artemis. Many times, girls will even hunt for men in pairs, trying to sell them their special lesbo show and duo treatment.

The price tag is 60 euro/girl/30 minutes to start with, that is 120 euro/30 minutes. But if you would like the girls to have sex with eachother, there is usually an even higher price for that... My suggestion is this: Make very sure before you go to a room that you have communicated thoroughly about the price. There might be a nasty surprise if you don't.

Very good advise CB. As you say the price tag for two girls would be 120/half hour and that is if they just concentrate you you. If you ask them to do a lez show the price will jump another 50 euros per girl. And if you CIM and hit both mouths that will be another 50 euros/girl. And if your dick happens to slide up both anus (what the hell is plural for anus?)ad on another 200.

No wonder the girls like the threesomes.

Make sure that things are clear before your dick gets hard and all the blood drains from your big head to your little one.

[Angus Magee]

2. Is CIM allways bareback (without condom) if you want it?

Well yes technically CIM is always bareback as you are Coming In Mouth and not in a condom.

I do myself though occasionally ask the girl to slip on a condom before she finishes me in her mouth. This is not CIM but can (if the girl is any good at bj's) feel pretty damn good and will avoid the 50 euro CIM extra charge. I tend to do this with girls who know me and with whom I can be quite frank about the state of my finances on any given day.

[Ortos]

And if your dick happens to slide up both anus (what the hell is plural for anus?)ad on another 200.



I've just emailed the Pope, who is very well versed in Latin. He assures me the plural for anus = ani, okay?

O

[Angus Magee]

I've just emailed the Pope, who is very well versed in Latin. He assures me the plural for anus = ani, okay?

O

And I am sure he would know very well;-))

With apologies to any Catholics who read this.

[Member #4285]

With apologies to any Catholics who read this.
..and I thougt religious people didn't read on this forum..

[Rajko43]

1. Yes, it's the rate. Legally I don't think it can be formally set by the house, but it is the usance.

2. Yes.

3. You keep your money in your money locker (if you're sensible), which is operated by the same key as your main clothes locker. You will see the bank of money lockers from reception in fact. After the session she will follow you like a very faithful puppy to the locker, where you pay her the due amount. She will then release your testicles.

You need not make a deal on time or services in advance with the girl. That's part of the charm of the FKK. You can adapt to the situation when you are in the room, as opposed to the bordello where you tend to order services in advance and pay for them. What IS a good idea, certainly at Artemis, is to check with the girl in advance which services she does or does not do. This does not commit you to taking these services up of course. They are usually pleased if you do this, as it reduces the likelihood of misunderstandings considerably.

Have no fear. It's all pretty obvious when you are there. Hope you enjoy yourself.Thank you very much for the info!! I can´t wait to go there.

[Rajko43]

Well yes technically CIM is always bareback as you are Coming In Mouth and not in a condom.

I do myself though occasionally ask the girl to slip on a condom before she finishes me in her mouth. This is not CIM but can (if the girl is any good at bj's) feel pretty damn good and will avoid the 50 euro CIM extra charge. I tend to do this with girls who know me and with whom I can be quite frank about the state of my finances on any given day.Thanks for the info. Appreciate it!

Soon heading for Berlin

[Angus Magee]

As my work commitments fell through I went for my now quite regular Saturday afternoon/evening visit last night.

Again I arrived early and business was very quiet. I read a good deal in the downstairs bar spotting one of my regulars (Vivian-Slowakia. Reported upon by Falco2 last week) with another client. I waited until she was free and then we had a nice chat and the usual pleasant session. This girl gets very, very wet which I always love.

As evening fell I ate and then sat a good long while in the bar on one of the far sofas and just observed. A good number of girls had arrived by 20:00, a better quality & selection than last week, and the white robed population was sparse. Thus the girls were getting more and more aggressive in their approach.

Connie was back and to tell the truth I would have probably gone to the room with her. I find her quite a stunner and that small tight butt she waves around just begs to be worshipped & licked. But the girl just does not seem to understand that all I want is a little chat & tease before heading to the room. She sits down. spreads her legs so I get a good look at her pussy and then immediately starts to pester me to find a room. And my interest wanes despite the tempting little morsel in front of me.

It is a bit funny because I know that she is a good performer but lately I find myself wanting at least a little concession from these girls.

Down to the platform at the base of the stairs. I lounged there for a good long while watching the girls as they frantically tried to find a guy willing to go to the room. As I say it was really very quiet even at 22:00 or 23:00.

Then I noticed Rod Stewart (the manager look-a-like) who seemed to be showing a girl I had never seen before around.

Interesting.

A while later I spotted her at the downstairs bar talking to the bartender. I ordered a latte, gave her a smile and headed for a couch. After a few minutes of chatting with the bartender she gets up, smiles at me and comes over.

Kylie (apparently after Kylie Minogue though there no resemblance) turned out to be new at Artemis though says that she has worked at other FKK and likes to move around. She is 23, German, dark shoulder length hair, pretty face but not a stunner. She wears little if any make-up. Not the typical Artemis girl.

After an immediate suggestion from her that we have some fun (at which I kind of snapped) I suggested we sit and chat for a while. She was okay with this and we started to talk. She speaks very good English and was an intelligent, genuine conversationalist. We spoke for the best part of 45 mins. to an hour, slowly getting a bit more intimate.

At this point I suggested a room and after a quick trip to the shower for me off we went. She had no idea of the lay out upstairs so after some confusion in finding a suitable room. We first went to #17 but after seeing it was no bigger or nicer that # 14, the broom closet, I insisted we get a nicer one. And there were a couple available at midnight. This gives an idea of just how slow it was last night.

So in the room was better than I had imagined. After telling Kylie I was interested in half an hour I quickly, after some licking to which she was very responsive, upgraded to the hour. Great session to be sure-total GFE for ol’ Angus with a skilled bj from her and fucking in which she full participated and enjoyed.Again, one thing a girl can not fake is getting really wet.

Afterwards we again chatted for a while and then we went to the cash locker where I happily paid her and then hit the showers, got dressed & left. All in all a good evening.

Again I will mention that a week this Tuesday (29/09/09) is the 4th year anniversary party for Artemis. I asked a couple of girls about it and was told that last year it was quite busy at the party. But last year it was held on a weekend.

Apparently it can be quite a good party with extra good food, drinks (wine, champagne), strippers & entertainment and door prizes. Maybe not the best night for the room action but it could be a good time so at the moment I plan to be there. Anyone else who is heading this way and wants to meet just let me know and we can arrange something.

[Beko25]

I love parties :) I will be there Angus, thats my last night in Berlin and I will go to airport from artemis before midnight :) than how can we meet?

[Angus Magee]

I love parties :) I will be there Angus, thats my last night in Berlin and I will go to airport from artemis before midnight :) than how can we meet?


If you can send me a pm or receive pms we can set it up that way. That is I can send a description and we can meet somewhere in Artemis at a specified time.

If not then perhaps we can meet at the entrance or something at a time we both agree on. I am hoping to get there as early as I can. I will be working Tuesday until, at the latest, 15:00. So I hope to get to Artemis no later than 17:00, perhaps a bit sooner.

[Bearsk]

Recent trip to Berlin for meeting at ICC.
I flew in from US and therefore was going to be awake late so I decided to walk down Hallensee from the ICC and found it no problem. It is on the road going north towards the ICC - Hallensee sits near the A100. Artermis is close to the Westkreuz S bahn station - East West trains were not running because of track work when i was there.

Arrived Sunday around 9.30pm. Very pleasant multilingual young women on the counter explained the system.
Eighty euro all day, 60 euro per 30 min with gals. Unstated charges 50 Euro for CIM or COF and 100 Euro for A levels. Alcoholic drinks need a 10 Euro token from front - expensive Beer!

I cruised in, had a shower, got into robe and went into the upstairs bar to give it a pass and find the dining area since I was hungry.

I then got a drink and sat and watch. All the girls has bare breasts - this is not always the case - not sure of there is a reason for this.

I was approach by Alina blonde maybe in early 30s from Kalingrad in Russia. She was pushy and direct - do you want to fuck? maybe later, no maybes, its either yes or no. Well, i guess its no. She skulked off and sat down and smoked a series of cigarettes.

I also talked to Mary, blonde Bulgarian from north of Sofia, late 20s. Nice and keen to make a deal but less pushy. Told me she would keep a dance for me.

I spotted this girl who i thought was Brazilian, but no really interactive.
I called her over, weak English but a little Espanol. Amee (Amelia) - 26 yo from Curitiba near Sao Paulo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curitiba. Married German guy but divorced. Great butt and lips, augmented breasts. We did deal, I asked for 30 min then upgraded to one hour and took the A level option. Excellent protracted DFK, BBBJ, good ball licking. Energetic and passionate to the max. Multiple positions. Asked to tit fuck her, which I did until I came. Spent about 90 min the room - damage 220 Euro - an hour plus 100 Euro for the A level.

I was exhausted and needs a beer. Got token, got beer went to sauna and pool to relax. I spent a couple of hours swanning around. Eventually, Mary came by sat with me. She smokes and has breast augments and is blonde, normally not my deal. She is quite funny, dry sense of humor. I told her I was tired, she asked whether I can get it up - she offered me her version of Viagra - rub her tits against my face and let me play with a superb piece of her bum. Ok we were off - 30 min session, mainly with her on top then some positions. Watched her breasts go back and forward as I banged her doggy style. Excellent oral skills good pillow talk.

I left around 3.30am Taxi to hotel.

[Dedalus]

Eighty euro all day, 60 euro per 30 min with gals. Unstated charges 50 Euro for CIM or COF and 100 Euro for A levels.

Spent about 90 min the room - damage 220 Euro - an hour plus 100 Euro for the A level.




Hey,

Dropped by the place last night. First visit for me for some time.

Could you please enlighten me to the "A level" business? Sounds eerily like the occasional scam perpetrated by the occasional Palace or Paradise gal when they charge extra to things like kissing or GFE. Or, am I missing something?

Bulgarians Danya and Eva have set up shop at Artemis now. Danaya is still looking good!

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Akibono]

Hey,

Dropped by the place last night. First visit for me for some time.

Could you please enlighten me to the "A level" business? Sounds eerily like the occasional scam perpetrated by the occasional Palace or Paradise gal when they charge extra to things like kissing or GFE. Or, am I missing something?

Bulgarians Danya and Eva have set up shop at Artemis now. Danaya is still looking good!

Cheers,

Dedalus

Could A level be anal? That would make sense.

[Dedalus]

Could A level be anal? That would make sense.

Hey Aki,

Could indeed. I may need to get hip on the new lingo.

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Angus Magee]

Hey Aki,

Could indeed. I may need to get hip on the new lingo.

Cheers,

Dedalus

Indeed "A Level" refers to Anal.

I have recently heard of a girl who offers an upgraded half hour for 110 euros and for this includes an extra enthusiastic bbbj with rimming. Not sure if I would take her up on it but the rimming is tempting. Though one of my regulars includes the rim job (brave girl!) at not extra cost so I would probably pass.

[Toscana]

As Angus confirms A-Level is for anal. If you look at agency sites in England, you'll find it very often bannered for those girls that offer it. (It's virtually de rigueur for the Asians, such is the competition ;-) ).

I'm no lawyer, but I think it's a deliberate euphemism for something it's a good idea not to spell out expressis verbis, but the Brits know what is meant. Or maybe it's just coyness, because we nice Brits don't talk about that sort of thing. In fact we only talk about sex at all under extreme duress. :-) :-) The reference is to one of the higher level exams in the English school system. Or used to be at any rate in my day.

Back to topic....

[Bearsk]

I returned to Artermis on the Wednesday. Checked in around 3pm with the knowledge I needed to leave for a 6pm meeting then planned to return.

The check procedure is that they take your locker key and keep it with your first name (can you leave stuff in your locker?) and you sign a sheet to leave and then sign when you return you sign back in and get a new robe. Quite efficient.

I will report more fully soon.
Another question: The Turkish massage by the guys downstairs - is there an extra fee or a tip? How does that work? This is something of interest to me for future.

[Toscana]

Another question: The Turkish massage by the guys downstairs - is there an extra fee or a tip? How does that work? This is something of interest to me for future.They are independent, so you pay them their fee separately depending on the service. I think there is a price list on the wall beside the massage benches. I would just ask them, they are very friendly (and well occupied, so must be pretty good). Tips? Dunno. Doubt it. This is Germany.

[Bearsk]

Thanks for the response on the massage.

I scouted the talent around 3pm on the Wednesday. Notables included Viviana from Slovakia, previously reported. She appealed, cute, slim, nice ass, reasonably tall, good English - "would you like a little love?" She said. Indeed, but I had spotted a tall languid thing from Brasil named Kim. 23 years old from San Paulo, 169cm tall, shoulder length hair, breast probably 35B - natural, excellent lips, lives in Frankfurt with her sister. For me she is a 9.

In the room, enthusiastic kisser with lots of tongue, great breasts - nipples come erect in mouth but needs gentle on breasts and clit. BBBJ excellent technique, 69 till she was quite wet.

She then covered me up and jumped on top - start sedately - "you are big, slow to start, Ok" - yes, Maam. In couple of minutes she was grinding her clit on me while i playing with her breasts as they bounced up and and down in what is certainly one of the best fucks of my life. Mish, energetic then to doggie where her back look great and i watched her face in the mirror. She then backed off the bed and put her built up shoes on before bending forward and asking me if I could fuck her like this. After a couple of minutes she moved so she could balance her hands on the top of the heater on the wall. This gave me a great view in the mirror behind the bed with her tits rocking back and forward and my cock sliding in and out. We hammered away for several minutes and she started to go wild, her vaginal juice oozing down her thighs and then seeming to climax. She then took a brief pause before kneeling front of me for a BBBJ and titfuck. I came on her tits. We lay there for a while and talked. Damage 120Euro for an hour, gift of perfume and a scarf.

I showered and headed out to a dinner meeting.

I arrive back around 930pm, no problems checking back in. There were lots of guys but few biting which produced some irritation for the girls. Viviana had left. There were some notables around - three more Brasilians - Loma and Tiana from Bahia (Mulatas) and Amanda from RDJ - she was dark svelt and hot. Tall red head named Marlena. A blonde Bulgarian Sania, pretty face, great ass and legs, fake tits. She is friend of Mary. There was also a cute Thai girl from Isaan, Udon Thani - Lekki.

Mary pursued me and while she was not on my to do list for this second visit, i do like her dry sense of humor and she is the consumate courtesan - remembers customers and details, excellent BBBJ and a very good fuck. So i went with Mary for 30 min - well worth while. On recovery, I looked at the field and went for Lekki. We had to wait for a room on the lounge - she got things rolling with a hand job under my robe. In the room, she start with an abbreviated version of Thai massage - which was pretty good - then a standard routine with lots of energy and enthusiasm.

Having done that and cleaned up it was after 1am and I was due to fly in a few hours, I got a taxi back to the hotel.

Until next time.

[Angus Magee]

Another question: The Turkish massage by the guys downstairs - is there an extra fee or a tip? How does that work? This is something of interest to me for future.

I think that they charge 30 Euros/half an hour for massage. I've heard good things and bad things about the massage they give. But I often see the girls using their service so I figure it can not be that bad a massage.

[Angus Magee]

As I have been very much a regular at Artemis this past year I decided I had to arrange to visit on the night of September 29th-their 4 year anniversary party. So after setting up a day off for Wednesday, so I could stay late, I made my way there and arrived early at 16:30 on Tuesday.

Lots of activity when I arrived as they were setting things up and there seemed to be more than the usual number of men around a a bit of a shortage of women. A sign of things to come?

Now I had just finished a long stretch of work (9 days straight-long days) and I really wondered if I should be visiting at all. In truth I just did not feel physically up to a long late night visit. So I headed down to the wellness area and spent the next couple of ours in the sauna, pool and resting on the couches. Not quite sleeping but eyes more or less closed.

At around 18:45 I headed up to find something to eat. The dining room had been a bit transformed into a more formal setting with long tables, white table cloths and waiters. No self serve here. You ordered of a short menu (a couple of choices) and were served your meal along with wine and a nice desert-chocolate souffle or panna cotta.

This was all very well but the whole thing was sort of clumsily executed. The service was hectic-though fast enough-and the food was good but with a couple of pretty major twists. For example-the diner was served with sauerkraut, weisskohl or red cabbage. I ordered the red cabbage expecting the cooked red cabbage. What was served was cold shredded red cabbage dressed with a bit of vinegar. You know, like what they put in your Döner. Kind of disappointing when you are expecting a good cooked red cabbage.

But we are here for the girls are we not? So after finishing the meal with glass of nice red wine I went out to scope the scene. By this time it was past 19:30 and I figured all the girls would have arrived by now. Looking around I noticed that there were plenty of gils but none (none!) of my favorites were anywhere to be seen:-((.

No Rosie, no Vivian, no Kylie. Not even Conny was there-who, while she fails miserably with the pre-session flirting, at least provides a spectacularly porn-y bj for which I was sort of in the mood.

But none were there. I recognized many of the girls but was not really stimulated by many. And they seemed to be more in party mode than business mode. Fair enough as this was a party but I guess I was not so much in full party mode so there was a bit of a gap between where I was at and the rest of the room.

I made the best of it and wandered around trying to find a girl who made my interest meter flicker-for later I thought-but came up more or less empty. There was one girl who I noted (Christa I think) and decided to see if I could meet her later.

By this time there were lots and lots of men and the complimentary beer was flowing. I had a beer and then went down to the base of of the stairs. Some girls seemed to be still working, and would come down to check the kino, but most of the action remained in the upstairs bar.

There was brazilian dancing (but to tell the truth I kind of wondered if the the dancers weren’t drag queens!!) and a good belly dancer and I would pop up every once in a while to check this stuff out. Then at around 22:00-22:30 the whole bar emptied into the parking lot to watch the fireworks display and toast Artemis with some very nice Moët et Chandon with Ride of the Valkyries booming over the loud speaker system.

Back inside was was coming to the conclusion that the night was a bust. I headed to the base of the stairs-slightly drunk and feeling less like fucking and more like sleeping-and just chilled until I decided to ask the time and probably leave.

Now it turns out that the guy I happened to ask was ISG member “Firewalkwithme”.We had emailed each other and he had told me he might be there but as I did not run into him before I figured he had bailed on the evening. We spent the next hour and a bit talking and checking out the girls but both agreed that things were not at their best this night. The party was winding down and the girls now went into business mode with lots and lots of men to chose from. For a couple of mongers such as FWWM and Ol’Angus the pickings were slim.

But no matter-It was fun to chat and compare notes. FWWM left at around 01:00 and I hung in for another 45 mins still trying to get the old interest meter to flicker with Christa. But I really had no energy for the chase which it would require as she was one of the hotter girls there last night and had no shortage of suitors.

So at 01:45 I packed my bags and left, only to discover that the S-Bahn (Ring Bahn) stops for several hours on weekdays nights so my usual transport home was gone. Having no energy for night buses and a bulging wallet due to the fact that I had not even one session, I quickly jumped in a cab and was home in less than 15 minutes.

So I would have to call the Artemis B-day bash a bit of a bust. Glad I went but I would not go again next year. The regular nights are much more enjoyable for me.

[Charlie 123]

Hi,

It's been a while since I've posted, but I have done plenty of 'research' in the interim. Here follows some quick notes on some of the girls that I've had the pleasure of experiencing (principally, the ones who were good enough for me to remember their names! ):.

SELMA. 30-ish, Moldavian/Yugoslavian. 5'10'' tall, v. Large breasts, full figure (not fat), blond hair, currently cropped quite short:.

Selma disappeared off the scene before the summer, but last month she re-appeared with a new hairstyle and boob job. She jumped on me the moment I walked in, 'Charlie, Charlie', kiss, kiss etc etc. She seems to have a thing for me, this girl, and she is certainly my favourite of all the girls that I've been with at Artemis. I've done duettes with her and several other girls, as well as half-a-dozen sessions with her alone. She is a 'full-service' provider with a fabulous attitude to sex, delivers a wicked sloppy blowjob and is a great choice for 1-1 or threesomes. A terrific and genuine GFE (for me at least). I've never seen any reports on this thread from anyone else on this girl, but she's been working there for years, so I can't be the only one to have partaken. Speaks several languages, but not English.

BETTY – mid/late 20's – Moldavian – 5'8'' tall – full figure, large naturals – long sandy blond hair:.

This girl served as my substitute for Selma whilst she was on the missing list, and a very decent alternative she proved to be too. Very friendly, super blowjob technique, unhurried approach to every session that I had with her and very much up for threesome as well. Recommended. Can't wait to do her and Selma together, but Bella seems to have disappeared for the time being.

CATHERINE – 21 (maximum) – Romanian – petite 5'2'' or so, A-cup, long dark wavy hair, elfin face.

This little cutie sidled up to me on the sofa by the entrance to the lounge one Wednesday during September, lay down on top of me and started whispering in very good English about her sexual preferences in a very explicit and horny manner. After a drink and a cigarette we went off to the room where she displayed an experience and know-how well beyond her tender years. A superb blowjob, a terrific fuck in her tight shaven pussy and then a pre-arranged finish with me cumming all over her face while she lay on her back fingering herself. A definite repeat for me if I ever see her again, but she did claim to be over in Berlin for just that week and there's no guarantee she'll re-emerge. If you happen to stumble across this girl and can recognise her from my description, do not hesitate to take her for a spin. And don't be shy to ask her for whatever you want from her – this is a girl who'll do anything and do it well.

CHARLEY – early 20's, German from Hamburg – tall, slim, toned body, long blond hair, and very pretty, model figure

I got approached by this very pleasant and well-spoken girl early one quiet afternoon during the summer. She wasn't originally what I thought I was looking for, so I tried to brush her off, but she just stayed on the adjacent sofa chatting very pleasantly in her perfect English until I realised that she was actually a gem. A really nice, educated and interesting girl. She is also a dynamite performer, giving a leisurely and masterful wet blowjob administered in a thoroughly unhurried and professional manner. Fucking her was a treat. She has a beautiful face, a fabulous slim body with not an ounce of fat, a tight pussy and perfectly sculpted tits. I ended up cumming in her from behind in front of the mirror – a vision that will remain in my mind for many a month to come. I haven't seen her since, but she is a definite repeat for me and highly recommended to anybody who hasn't yet experienced the pleasure of a session with her.

MARIANNE – 28 (she said), from St Petersburg – mid-length blond hair – C cups – slim but not thin – 'girl-next-door' look

I had two sessions with this girl in June on consecutive days and both were terrific. On the first occasion we had a super but standard 'suck and fuck' outing, on the second time I extended to an hour with her. The second occasion I recall somewhat better – we exchanged leisurely oral, then cowgirl and mish, and I ended up wanking off over her tits whilst she frigged herself to an 'O'. It may have been that 'chemistry' thing at work, and I couldn't promise that anybody else would have as good a time with her as I did, but I suspect that this girl would be an enjoyable partner for any punter who clicks with her. I haven't seen her again since the summer, but she is always one of the ones I look out for when I visit Artemis.

There have of course been countless other girls that I have sessioned with during my fifteen or so visits to the club this year, but the lasses above are the ones that stuck in my mind. There have been a few disasters, a greater number of good/very good sessions, but the 5 girls named above were the ones that gave me my best experiences at Artemis.

BTW, I will be in town on Thursday this week, so if anybody fancies meeting up at Artemis to compare notes and share recommendations the plz let me know.

I will try to be more regular and punctual in my reporting in future.

Cheers

Charlie

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[Marwar58]

After a first night getting warmed up at KD and Liberty (posted on Berlin board), I got up the courage to go to Artemis. I arrived at noon for breakfast and was the usual slow crowd of about 10 guys and 3-4 girls. It was a good time to get something to eat and get oriented. I wanted to get one session down so I could recover for more.

1) Antonia, Romania. Blond, short hair, petite in every way. She gave a nice session and orientation. She comuntes from Frankfurt for a couple of weeks at a time and stays on the 4th floor so is mostly available all hours.

2) Akatarina, Siberia. She was wandering earlier and approached me and I wasn't ready but later gave a try--good standard session with a little 69.

In between these 1st two--enjoyed the Sauna extensively, slept, listned to my ipod--can't use a blackberry though.

Met a Swedish older fellow who was talkative and has been coming regularily since it opened and gave great further info on the place. He has had no issues with the girls or STDs, etc. And really mongers no where else.

Sat with him at dinner and he introduced me to Sara "the Secretary, " named for her carefully tied up hair and secretary looking glasses. Sara went with him after dinner but arranged for me to meet at 9:30.

3) There was plenty of time before Sara, so found Jenna, German. She is on the webpage--one of the few I saw who are. She is blond with fairly nicely enhanced breasts. If you want to just experience huge breasts, this is a good ride and although I found her at the bar waiting quietly, she was up and down the stairs farily regularily from them on. This was a good session with some Russian massaging of course.

4) Now time for Sara--perhaps not the amazing body you would just go after, but turned out to be the best session of the night. Lots of dirty talk, DATY, 69, all positions, BBBJ alternating with sex, and a great finish. With leftover time, she smoked a cig and asked me to rub her ass. Of interest--she does not approach guys as a matter of principle.

Other first day comments:

Yes there are girls that roam the place looking for action--best to avoid or talk for a while to be sure first.

If you sit in the Cinema they will pounce on you and go for your dick.

If you sit on the couch under the stairs, it's a great place to girl watch, but they will sit by you and try to get you going to a room.

Where to go when between sessions? About the only place they don't go is the Sauna, the pool, and the pool decking (although they may lean through the railing and try for your attention.)

This is so easy and seemingly safe its hardly mongering.

Is the 80 Euro worth the food and facilities? I think so, so what you are left with is 60 Euro/30 min sessions with BBBJ--very competitive by apartment standards. Plus at night there are 30 girls parading around nude which in and of itself is unique and enjoyable and worth fending off some advances.

There was 1 black girl there that had kind of a Beyonce look to here--Oh my god did she get run up and down the stairs non-stop in the evenning. Not my taste.

Drawbacks?

The sessions are really not 30 min as discussed before. They go right for your dick with their mouth within minutes of starting and get you suited up and in them fairly soon after, so if you can pump for more than 10 minutes after, my hats off to you. Regulars may be better prepared to slow down the session.

There were a couple of girls so annoying with advances that when other guys took them upstairs I found myself cheering: "yeah, somebody fuck this girl so we can have some peace down here."

The pricing for extras are huge--can't imagine very many go for these when you can just spend the dough on more sessions later. The 10 euro beer is silly--almost like they really don't want people drinking (probably a good idea anyway).

Yes the girls are nude but they wear various cutouts and partial coverings and various footware. Some of it is ridiculous looking-- 8 inch platform heels, etc. I'd be just as happy if they were just nude with flipflops and half as much makeup. I think a water day would be great where they can swim and use the sauna with us.

Maybe some of you like the "hooker" shoes?

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[Marwar58]

i didn't really plan or budget for a 2nd day, nor know how much more i could perform after 6 sessions total in 36 hours. i am not in my 20's anymore. neverthless, day 1 was so good and the opportunity for another day was there.

arrived at noon again for breakfast. today was a little different in that some of the girls were eating breakfast covered in their towels, no make up, flip flops, i. e. not working yet. got some nice flashes as they re-adjusted their towels--nice way to enjoy a morning coffee. they sat together so i left them alone. we'll come back to these gals.

chatted with antonia again (day 1 session 1) but did not want any repeats.

1) found mariana, st petersburg. the swedish guy from day 1 recommended her also. by the face she looks anywhere from 35-45, but her body still looks 25-35. nice standard session in the kino--hoping for more talking but again, straight to the dick with the mouth (not a bad problem to have).

at this point i must say that after having spent 11am to 1am there for day 1, i knew the facilities could not entertain me for a long interval again. i went for a sauna, shower, swim routine and then planned to check out to see the city.

however.

while in the sauna, 2 of the gals from breakfast showed up in the buff and joined me. we talked a little. they later moved on from the 90c sauna (very hot) to the 60c sauna. after i had showerd, swam, and sat on a deck chair with a coke, the 2 gals emerged from the 60c sauna and went to the showers. no big deal--just 2 nude girls in their 20's having a shower. there were 10 or so guys around the pool minding their business and conversations. my chair was pointed right at them so i could just watch and enjoy.

but then things got more interesting as the girls started soaping themselves up. a few heads start turning more often to watch and the girls start laughing to see who is pretending to not watch but sneak in looks. now they start soaping each other up and rubbing soap all over their breasts and jiggling around a bit.

so now all 10 of us are not longer pretending to be aloof, but now bodies and eyes all turned right at them as they playfully washed their soap off, jiggled themselves dry and proceed over to the massage tables for a session with the therapists (wonder if they pay those guys with cash or services later on? ). one guy just about fell out of the deck chair trying to turn it around to see.

ok, so a nice free shower show--off to check out the city for a while--a good plan to avoid getting stir crazy and all the advances for session when you are ready.

anyone been to a brazilian steak house where you have a colored pad for the servers to see--green means more meat, red means stop. this is what artemis needs.

2) returned at 5:30, showered off, and was going for the 6pm dinner but gently approach by carmen (at breakfast also but not one of the shower duo). went for a pre-meal session--very nice, full 30min, 69 on request, very nice surgical enhancements--more natural than jenna.

dinner, rest, etc. need the red signal. the pesky bulgarian girl at it again (please somebody take here upstairs).

3) now the shower duo is back--went with the blonde nadine, hungarian, good english, lots of piercing. standard session, she adds in a little french kissing with her pierced tounge. that was a good session. never could go for her friend though--too many others linning up for her at the stairs. it was interesting to see those two in their natural state in the am and then all dressed up for the evenning--acutally prefer the am look.

resting, sauna, etc., and at this point planning a 4th session just to see if it could be done. did lots of girl watching around the stair well. 2 gals did a strip show inside one of the cages you can see in the photo gallaries--a nice touch. was looking for a girl who appoached by the pool earlier when in resting mode and thought i saw her go upstairs with a guy--ok to wait, but i think it was an hour session for them--lots of fending off for me to do. when they finally return i find her and its actully someone else--but ok.

4) sofina, german. standard session--we're both about to call it a night. it was a good finish. i'm proud of an 10th session overall in 2.5 days but had to laugh i could only stretch that session to 15 min.

ok so 10 gals for a weekend and a lot of money out of the door. a memorable one for sure. now how can i get myself back to berlin soon?

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[Angus Magee]

Drawbacks?

The sessions are really not 30 min as discussed before. They go right for your dick with their mouth within minutes of starting and get you suited up and in them fairly soon after, so if you can pump for more than 10 minutes after, my hats off to you. Regulars may be better prepared to slow down the session.

There were a couple of girls so annoying with advances that when other guys took them upstairs I found myself cheering: "yeah, somebody fuck this girl so we can have some peace down here."

The pricing for extras are huge--can't imagine very many go for these when you can just spend the dough on more sessions later. The 10 euro beer is silly--almost like they really don't want people drinking (probably a good idea anyway).

Yes the girls are nude but they wear various cutouts and partial coverings and various footware. Some of it is ridiculous looking-- 8 inch platform heels, etc. I'd be just as happy if they were just nude with flipflops and half as much makeup. I think a water day would be great where they can swim and use the sauna with us.

Maybe some of you like the "hooker" shoes?

Hi,

Thanks for the extensive report. Lots of good info in there and I will post them both in the RoD thread.

Regarding the drawbacks.

Girls shorting on time is an Artemis pitfall. One has to, I find, really look for girls with whom you "click" and then this is not such a problem. With these girls I always get my full time if not a little bit more at no extra cost. And I find it best not to frequent the kino. Meeting a girl in the kino is almost an invitation, or so the girls take it, to a short session. If you like kino sex I recommend meeting the girl elsewhere and then suggesting the kino as a place for sex.

The overly persistent girls soon learn, if you return week after week, that they will get nowhere with their pressure tactics, and leave you alone. The advantage of being a regular I guess.

Extras? I agree. Generally outrageous and I myself avoid all except the occasional CIM which I can not resist. I often wonder if the girls were allowed to set their own price for extras, whether or not they would do a lot better financially. I mean I would be much more inclined to CIM if it were more inline with Berlin bordello pricing-30 euros. And anal at 100! This is ridiculous. There are most definitely a couple of girls with whom I would take an anal session were it priced at a more reasonable 40-50 euros.

At least no girl at Artemis has ever tried to charge me 20 euros to kiss her.

As it is I tend to do half hour session unless I like the girl then extend to the hour.

10 euro beer-what can I say. I also think that Artemis does not want to encourage drinking unless you are paying out hundreds for their, admittedly decent, champagne. And the 10 euro beer is not even particularly big and comes in a plastic cup.

Pass.

And the hooker shoes? I hate them. But the girls seem to think that the few extra inches increases their attractiveness so I learn to live with them. I have even used it to my advantage by pointing out to some girls that they have seriously out of wack lower backs due to these shoes and wouldn't they like a short massage. It has been a great ice breaker and has earned me points to be redeemed later in a session.

And Shiva now always comes over for her free 20 minute massage when she sees me and has been working a long shift.

One question-your session with Jenna-I have been reading a German forum and Jenna has to be the all time favorite of many mongers on this forum. I rarely see a post that does not mention her at least once. Did you find her in any way extraordinary? Looking at her on the web page and in person I am at a loss to explain her huge popularity. I am left with wondering if she has a magic pussy or something.

Any comments?

AM

[Marwar58]

Hi,

One question-your session with Jenna-I have been reading a German forum and Jenna has to be the all time favorite of many mongers on this forum. I rarely see a post that does not mention her at least once. Did you find her in any way extraordinary? Looking at her on the web page and in person I am at a loss to explain her huge popularity. I am left with wondering if she has a magic pussy or something.

Any comments?

AMNothing magic about the pussy but it is nice. She sits at the corner of the bar facing the door and those tits just standout even in dim light. It wasn't the best session but top half. She is fluent in German (native) and English which helps, and she actually talked for a while at the bar. You just see those and figure while you are here you might as well jump on that ride, and as the night goes on I think others get the same idea. I doubt its word of mouth among visitors. She must do well as you rarely will see her trolling the kino or pool area as she doesn't really need to make the extra effort. But of course your real question is why she is popular on the German boards. I did see her talk extensively with a German guy before going upstairs, so I would guess for them they get a better overall experience than from the guest workers.

Funny comment about Sat night that Jenna told me--a lot if Italian guys frequent the place in groups, and you can't miss them talking it up around the pool area between sessions. They fly a discount carrier to Berlin midday--stay all night until 5am, sleeping if needed on the couches, and take the first flight home in the am--not even checking in a hotel or having to pay for any food outside the club. That's good thinking.

[Toscana]

Anyone been to a Brazilian steak house where you have a colored pad for the servers to see--green means more meat, red means stop. This is what Artemis needs.Unfortunately Artemis sex workers are notoriously colour-blind...

What I do like is the system at FKK Tantra in Kaiserslautern, where you wear different coloured towels depending on whether you want to be approached by the girls or not. You decide on entering. The girls seem to abide by this system. Toscana has even been known to collect different towels and nonchalantly change colour quickly after entering the Kino. It's called one-upmanship..... LOL.

Thanks for the fine report.

[Mac75]

I have visited Artemis a number of times during '07 and '08. Each time I was there I frequently had a session with a girl called Jeanette (probably not her real name), she is from Poznan in Poland. She gave a really great service, to me anyway. She had naturally jet black hair but the last few times I met her in '08 she had dyed her hair blond. She is no great stunner but like I said she gives a great time in the room. I will be visiting Artemis some time later this month or early Nov for the first time in '09, anyone met this girl recently and know if she is still around? Thanks.

[Excess]

Toscana demonstates that it is not just the girls who can be wolves in sheep`s clothing.



Unfortunately . Toscana has even been known to collect different towels and nonchalantly change colour quickly after entering the Kino. It's called one-upmanship..... LOL.

Thanks for the fine report.

[Kimino]

I will be at Artemis next week.

Probably thursday evening quite late, and friday and saturday a lot earlier.

It would be fun to meet someone from the forum.

In case someone wants to meet. I'll be wearing a bathrobe.

Ciao

[Uhclem]

I will be at Artemis next week.

Probably thursday evening quite late, and friday and saturday a lot earlier.

It would be fun to meet someone from the forum.

In case someone wants to meet. I'll be wearing a bathrobe.

CiaoI was there last November and saw some guy wearing a bathrobe. Was that you?

[Angus Magee]

I will be at Artemis next week.

Probably thursday evening quite late, and friday and saturday a lot earlier.

It would be fun to meet someone from the forum.

In case someone wants to meet. I'll be wearing a bathrobe.

Ciao

I take it that you are aware that next weekend will likely be crazy busy at Artemis due to the annual Venus Berlin trade show for all things sex industry related. Maybe that is also why you are here and visiting at this time but personally I would give Artemis a miss on those days. The girls will be in full business mode and have no time for the niceties.

If you do go I suggest an early start before the girls start dragging men upstairs without so much as a hello.

And all this may just be personal preference on my part.

[Kimino]

I take it that you are aware that next weekend will likely be crazy busy at Artemis due to the annual Venus Berlin trade show for all things sex industry related. Maybe that is also why you are here and visiting at this time but personally I would give Artemis a miss on those days. The girls will be in full business mode and have no time for the niceties.

If you do go I suggest an early start before the girls start dragging men upstairs without so much as a hello.

And all this may just be personal preference on my part.Yes, I'll be there for the Venus. I know it's not the perfect time to be there unfortunately. But being in Berlin, I can't see myself missing the place.

Still I think I'll have fun. :-)

Ciao

[Kimino]

I was there last November and saw some guy wearing a bathrobe. Was that you?Possibly? Was it yellow or white?

Still, think it could be funny to meet with someone from the forum.

Hope I'm not going against some rules of this forum, in case, I apologize.

Regarding what Angus said, he is totally correct, I do remember last year being very busy the place. Often there where no rooms available and you ended up either at the Kino or in those round sofas with curtains that are in the main room.

Definitely crazy but also funny and I remember having a very nice time, until real late.

The number of girls was more than enough and also the level. Just it was difficult to find a place where to go, at some point.

Ciao

[Angus Magee]

With regard to the coming weekend and busy-ness at Artemis. You have to remember that from my perspective these kinds of weekends really suck. But that is because I am a regular there and I compare it to weekends of just normal busy-ness or even slow nights which I love.

If you visit infrequently then you have to visit when you visit regardless, of course, of how busy it is. All I mean to say is that it will be very busy this weekend and finding a GFE (well, that is a GFE by my standards) will be difficult. But not impossible. Artemis on a really hopping night can be fun. The girls are making money and therefore in general a good mood and high energy.

Have fun and look out for those suspicious wet spots you find on the leatherette sofas on a busy night;-))

[Kimino]

Have fun and look out for those suspicious wet spots you find on the leatherette sofas on a busy night;-))Thx for the heads up! :-)))

I'll pay attention and hopefully meet you another time when I'll be in Berlin in a less busy period!

All the best.

[Ararat]

I was in Berlin during last year's Venus and don't recall it being too busy at Artemis then but to me it's not a big issue. I will be in Berlin again and "have to" visit Artemis because that's the purpose of my trip.

I actually prefer it when it's busy because it means I won't get attacked by some of them that much. The downside of it is if the good ones are busy. I think the good outweighs the bad though.

[Angus Magee]

I was in Berlin during last year's Venus and don't recall it being too busy at Artemis then but to me it's not a big issue. I will be in Berlin again and "have to" visit Artemis because that's the purpose of my trip.

I actually prefer it when it's busy because it means I won't get attacked by some of them that much. The downside of it is if the good ones are busy. I think the good outweighs the bad though.

Well I guess that like pizza (and sex)-even when it is bad it is still pretty good.

And for me the issue of girls "attacking" is more or less a none issue as they all know me and know that their pressure tactics will not work.

But with my up coming visit to Oase next week maybe I will have to practice again my
thanks but no thanks".

[Ciepkahunter]

I'm visiting Berlin at the end of October - want to make sure that I visit FKK Artemis while in town.I've been to many of the FKK's in NRW and Hessen. Looking forward to comparing Artemis to those clubs.

Question: Looks like I will have Sunday (either day or evening) or Monday to visit the club. Any comments on which day would be better? Also, I generally leave my cellphone in the 'cash' locker at FKK's. However, this trip I'll need to have it with me to check emails/texts. Is this a problem at Artemis?

Thanks in advance.

[Charlie 123]

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]But with my up coming visit to Oase next week

Angus

Like you, I was converted earlier this year from a Wohnungspuffs regular to an Artemis adherent.

I went to Frankfurt last Friday to try out the so-called 'Hessen 3'. I ended up missing out on the Geissen FKK World leg of the trip 'because of logistical issues, but I made it to Oase and to Palace.

Oase is a large complex, but the interior space is somewhat smaller than Artemis. There were perhaps 50 girls there on Friday and 70/100 guys, and the place felt packed. There is nowhere to relax without being surrounded by people and it just felt cramped all round. The fornt-desk staff were particularily unfriendly, even hostile, and I found the facilities to be a big disappointment after Artemis. The changing-room areas are run-down, the lockers are ridiculously small, the bar service is poor and the nookie rooms are absolutely tiny with just enough space for a bed. On the upside however, the outdoor areas are really extensive and I'm sure that during the summer it's a really nice place to go pooning. Also, the quality of the eye-candy was first-rate (better than Artemis), and the girls' service was top rate too. If I hadn't ever previously been to Artemis no doubt I would have felt in paradise in Oase, but as it was I was disappointed overall.

Given that Oase is reputed to be the superior establishment, it was with some trepidation that I returned to Central Frankfurt later that evening to visit FKK Palace. I was pleasantly surprised. It is smaller than Oase, but not dramatically so, and I found the facilities to be at least as good. The changing areas are more generous, the staff are more courteous and the girls are equally good-looking. Once again, there is less pressure from sharks here than in Berlin. In the rooms, the girls gave just as good a service as at Oase.

On balance, I preferred Palace to Oase, but in summertime I might have felt different. To my mind, the girls are better in Frankfurt than in Berlin, but the clubs themselves are markedly inferior to Artemis in terms of their amenities.

My point to you however is this. Don't go to Frankfurt and just visit Oase. Take the time out to visit Palace too if you can. The local advice on this forum is that Oase is distinctly the better of the two, but my experience was otherwise.

If you do manage to visit both establishments, I'd be very interested to hear how you think that they compare.

On a final note, I can recommend a girl from each club, if you're interested. Loiuise from Valencia at Oase and Gina at Palace. I won't bother with CV's here. You can check them out for yourself when you're there. Good luck. After frequenting Artemis for 9 months it's quite fun to do an FKK road-trip, but, variety aside, I'm not sure that either place has anything to offer that Artemis doesn't do better.

Enjoy!

Charlie

[Angus Magee]

I'm visiting Berlin at the end of October - want to make sure that I visit FKK Artemis while in town.I've been to many of the FKK's in NRW and Hessen. Looking forward to comparing Artemis to those clubs.

Question: Looks like I will have Sunday (either day or evening) or Monday to visit the club. Any comments on which day would be better? Also, I generally leave my cellphone in the 'cash' locker at FKK's. However, this trip I'll need to have it with me to check emails/texts. Is this a problem at Artemis?

Thanks in advance.


Sunday & Monday are obviously slower days at Artemis (as at most clubs I imagine) and I don't think that there is much difference as to which is better. Both days are also pensioner/taxi driver discount days so if you happen to be a pensioner (or a taxi driver;-)) you will get half off your entrance fee if you can prove it.

If not then the girls will probably be happy to have a younger stud with whom to play. Seriously, I find that a slow day can be just as much fun, if not more, than a day when the girls are hopping busy. When you do find a girl you like she will likely be more willing to sit/talk/flirt rather than rushing off to the room.

As to the cell phone-they have a pretty strict policy about no cell phones or Blackberries (for guests-I do see the girls with their cell phones occasionally) in the bar or any where except the entrance area & the locker room. Having one out in these areas is, I believe, grounds for being thrown out of the club. You might just be able to get away with it at the downstairs bar but I would be pretty careful and strictly speaking it is not allowed.

[Angus Magee]

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]But with my up coming visit to Oase next week

Angus

Like you, I was converted earlier this year from a Wohnungspuffs regular to an Artemis adherent.

I went to Frankfurt last Friday to try out the so-called 'Hessen 3'. I ended up missing out on the Geissen FKK World leg of the trip 'because of logistical issues, but I made it to Oase and to Palace.

Oase is a large complex, but the interior space is somewhat smaller than Artemis. There were perhaps 50 girls there on Friday and 70/100 guys, and the place felt packed. There is nowhere to relax without being surrounded by people and it just felt cramped all round. The fornt-desk staff were particularily unfriendly, even hostile, and I found the facilities to be a big disappointment after Artemis. The changing-room areas are run-down, the lockers are ridiculously small, the bar service is poor and the nookie rooms are absolutely tiny with just enough space for a bed. On the upside however, the outdoor areas are really extensive and I'm sure that during the summer it's a really nice place to go pooning. Also, the quality of the eye-candy was first-rate (better than Artemis), and the girls' service was top rate too. If I hadn't ever previously been to Artemis no doubt I would have felt in paradise in Oase, but as it was I was disappointed overall.

Given that Oase is reputed to be the superior establishment, it was with some trepidation that I returned to Central Frankfurt later that evening to visit FKK Palace. I was pleasantly surprised. It is smaller than Oase, but not dramatically so, and I found the facilities to be at least as good. The changing areas are more generous, the staff are more courteous and the girls are equally good-looking. Once again, there is less pressure from sharks here than in Berlin. In the rooms, the girls gave just as good a service as at Oase.

On balance, I preferred Palace to Oase, but in summertime I might have felt different. To my mind, the girls are better in Frankfurt than in Berlin, but the clubs themselves are markedly inferior to Artemis in terms of their amenities.

My point to you however is this. Don't go to Frankfurt and just visit Oase. Take the time out to visit Palace too if you can. The local advice on this forum is that Oase is distinctly the better of the two, but my experience was otherwise.

If you do manage to visit both establishments, I'd be very interested to hear how you think that they compare.

On a final note, I can recommend a girl from each club, if you're interested. Loiuise from Valencia at Oase and Gina at Palace. I won't bother with CV's here. You can check them out for yourself when you're there. Good luck. After frequenting Artemis for 9 months it's quite fun to do an FKK road-trip, but, variety aside, I'm not sure that either place has anything to offer that Artemis doesn't do better.

Enjoy!

Charlie

Thanks for the short report Charlie.

For me the road trip is as much about going to a different environment and hanging with a few fellow mongers as it is about finding new and (better?) pussy. So I am just curious to see what else is out there. And I have no doubt that Artemis is a good club and I will return. It does a lot of stuff well Artemis. But I can not help but think that it could do with a little competition. I hope that the new club supposedly opening soon in Spandau will give Artemis this competition and keep her a little bit on her toes.

[Kimino]

Just came back.

Been to Artemis th, fr and sat and spent a lot of hours there. Apart the girls, I wanted to relax and have fun. A friend was with me on Thursday, met another guy on friday and had a nice time talking between a girl and the other.

There where hours when the action was a bit chaotic, lots of people coming in and not enough rooms available, but this really lasted not very long, lets say 1 or 2 hrs.
In one case I ended up in a room which was a real mess, this happened in the lower level where the swimming pool is.

Apart from that, all was great.

I'm not into giving detailed girl reviews, I don't remember the names, I don't even remember the experiences but I do remember the general feeling I get at the end of the day, and it was allways great.

In these long multi day sessions, I usually get some "bad" experiences among the wonderful ones. This time it was different, with all the girls I had very nice and honest sessions, real sweet.

This either means that I'm a lucky guy or that in general the percetage of "bad" girls is very low at this time. I tryed probably 10, in 3 days.

For "bad" I mean the following attitudes:

- girls that start humming when the get through the door of the room
- refrigerators in general
- girls that exagerate the showing off
- girls that are too aggressive or clearly want to make you end asap

My highlights:

-An italian girl called Carla (i think), not very very young, dark hair, beautiful body. A pro but had very nice time with her. Had some extras.

- A Spanish girl. Young, dark hair, nice body and face (maybe not the nicest at the Artemis). Very very sweet. After staying with her we got back down and chatted, to a point where I decided to spread my action because the situation was getting on different level.

- A polish blonde, not too young girl. Absolutely great! In general I tend to exclude polish girls because many of the "bad" experiences I had where with girls from poland but this one chaged all.

- A real cute Romanian, 23 yrs. blond girl. With a black necklace. She was very very nice and also turned to be a sweet girl in the room.

I was told that on Wednesday night it's lingerie night where girls dress up a bit.

I really love that stuff but never happened to be there in a wednesday.

Anyone went and can say how it was?

Ciao!

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[Ararat]

Visited Artemis yesterday and it wasn't great.

Nothing was really bad and I had only one session I wasn't happy with but on the other hand nothing was really good either. Several girls were doable but there weren't anybody I really felt like I must have.

An average visit on an average Saturday.

I will go to Oase next Saturday instead and will hope for a better time there.

[Dangerwank]

Well to cut a long story short I had no real intention to visting a fkk club but I got to read some of the great reports. And so after reading the great reports and because I will be in berlin on the 7th November I'm going to vist artemis. I was bored one day and I read every report about artemis (I know sad). But its all thanks to one person angus magee I loved your reports its like a film because I see the change happen you angus. You are like me you like small brothel our bordelle and I see on your old reports and you all intrigued about artmeis and even questioing the price of artmeis and now two years later you are the master of arteims reports. But before you think I'm falling in love with you angus I just want to get your advice if you were a newbie like me who has have never been to fkk club what would you have done differently when you were starting off in fkk clubs. Keep the reports coming angus I really think you should go to some book publishing company to see if they will take your artmeis reports to print. By the way am I allowed to carry my phone and when do I pay the girl before our after the session. And that question I asked to angus is open to anyone if you could help me thanks so much. I'm a newbie and just want to know what you would have done diffrent when you were starting out.

[Hessen Bub]

Artemis right now does have a great line up, all kinds of girls from young to old, from skinny to fat, from blonde to black.

HB

[Lorenzo]

i was recently in berlin for 3 days as part of a tour that included the baltic states as well. since i had read so much about artemis on this thread, i made it a priority to learn as much about artemis as i could before i left and to make it a point to visit when i got to berlin. i wasn't disappointed.

i first heard of artemis over three years ago when i read an article about it in, of all places, the new york times: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/03/world/europe/03berlin.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=artemis,%20brothel&st=cse. this prompted me to find the artemis website: http://www.fkk-artemis.de/, and furthered my resolve to visit it if and when i ever got a chance to visit berlin. that opportunity finally came last week.

i am a very experienced monger, but a newbie to berlin and to fkk clubs. heretofore i had thought that the ultimate mongering experience was the upscale termas in rio de janeiro. my visits to artemis have forced me to change my opinion; artemis makes the rio termas look like convents (well, not quite, but you get the idea). i have been saying for years that rio and bangkok were rivals for the title of pussy capital of the world, but now i will have to add berlin to that rivalry.

(for those readers already familiar with artemis, the next few paragraphs probably will cover ground with which you are already quite familiar, so you might want to skip down to where i start discussing individual girls. but those who have never been there might enjoy walking through what the experience is like.)

here's how it goes. artemis is a free standing, four-storied structure. the first three stories are for mongering in one way or another; the fourth story is private and is where many of the girls live. you walk in at street level and go to the receptionist. the receptionists are friendly and all speak english. you pay the admission fee, 80 euros, which can be paid with a credit card or cash. they will tell you that the girls must be paid in cash upon completion of service. the cost is 60 euros for a half hour and 120 euros for an hour. you are guaranteed a blowjob and intercourse; anything else must be negotiated with the girl. if you cim, it is 50 euros extra, and anal is 100 euros extra, regardless of the length of the session. after you pay the admission fee you are given a robe and are directed to the lockers, which are up a short flight of stairs, on the second level. there you will also find assorted flip flops for your feet. it is important to remember that there are two sets of lockers, one for your clothes and one for your money; the same key, which has the locker number, opens both. after you session with the girl you go to the money locker and pay her.

after i changed into my robe and secured both lockers, i decided to explore the place. on the second level, the same level as the lockers, there is a very large bar, which is the center of activity and the main place to meet and secure a girl. all of the girls--100%--are bare-breasted, and many are totally naked. i felt exactly like i did the first time i visited a brazilian termas, but even more so: that i had died and gone to heaven. i would say that the majority of the girls are wear a garter belt around the waist, which may or may not be hooked to a pair of stockings, but there are no panties, so the pussy is clearly visible. in other words, the entire package is on view, so there should be no disappointment or surprises when you get to the bedroom. (i was told by one of the girls that wednesday is bikini day, so avoid wednesdays if you want nudity to be on display.) i talked to many, many girls, and all but one were from other countries: russia, poland, romania, serbia, spain, brazil--you name it. i only talked to one girl who was german, and she was the only one who didn't speak english. so if you are unable to speak german, as i am, don't worry; nearly all of the girls speak english. soft drinks are free; there is a charge for alcoholic drinks.

in the back of the bar there is a restaurant that is open from 11am-3pm for breakfast, and from 6pm on for dinner. food is served buffet style and is free. girls eat there as well as customers. when the girls come in they cover themselves with a towel, which i guess is their way of saying they are off duty. you will find a small cinema (kino) on the bar level and a much larger one on the ground level, both showing hard core porn films. there is considerable sexual activity in the downstairs kino; i saw one girl vigorously giving an older man a blow job. also on the ground level you will find a swimming pool-jacuzzi; i don't know if sexual activity is allowed in the pool. in any event, i didn't see any girls in there. there is also a massage room and a sauna. the third floor consists entirely or private rooms for sex. there are also rooms for sex on the ground floor, although i didn't use any. the girls told me they aren't as good as the third floor rooms. there are also some couches that are as large as beds in the main second floor bar, complete with rolls of paper towels, and the girls told me that you can have sex there as well, in full view of everyone in the bar,although i didn't see anyone doing so. i would be curious to know if anyone actually does have sex publicly like that.

now, on to the girls. the girls are very aggressive and will readily approach you, so it is important that you not give in to the temptation to go with the first girl who approaches you--difficult to do when she is sticking her tits in your face--and give yourself a chance to survey all the choices available. after looking around i found the girl i wanted, a polish girl named monica. gentlemen, if you come across monica, grab her. she is a gem. she is a tall blonde with beautiful, although enhanced, breasts. i would rate her as a 9.5; she would be a perfect 10 if she had natural breasts. she is about six feet tall and looks like elisabeth rohm who used to be on law & order. i always screen girls for services they provide before i commit to them. if they won't agree to dfk, daty, and bbbj, i pass and move on. monica agreed to everything, so we went upstairs to a private room for an hour session. she is as good in bed as she in looks. monica is an excellent kisser, and we engaged in some prolonged kissing with much tongue thrusting and sucking. i then moved on to daty, then a vigorous bbbj where monica proved her oral skills. we ended with cfs, first in cg, then rcg. a first class sexual experience with a classy girl. monica tells me that she lives in poland and comes to berlin a few days at a time to work at artemis. she has two kids that her mother takes care of when she is away. she tells her mother that she works in germany as a dancer.

after recuperating for a while, i then chose a spanish girl named [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)--good body, nice breasts, swarthy complexion, about a 7. this experience was not so pleasant. i did the usual screening and we went to a private room for a half hour session. since i am fluent in spanish, this was our language of conversation. we started out with her sitting on my face, first facing me, then away from me for a 69. she then covered me and we started screwing in rcg. since i had so recently been with monica, and since i am somewhat up in years, i ultimately went limp inside her. i then took the condom off and told her to lie beside me and massage my balls and dfk while i tried to get off manually. well, she refused to dfk in spite of her having promised to do so. well, this pissed me off so much that i abruptly ended the session without cumming (although we were near the half hour mark anyway) and told her that since she had lied to me i would only pay for half what the usual fee was, i.e., 30 euros. she went ballistic at this and when we got down to the second level she went down to the front desk to complain. the front desk called the (female) manager who told me that i had to pay the full 60 euros since we had indeed had sex. i reluctantly agreed to do so, not wanting to be ejected from the place or, worse yet, being set upon by a knot of goons. she then said something to [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) in german that i didn't understand, then told me in english that she had warned her not to promise things that she wasn't actually going to provide. anyway, avoid [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901); she is a liar.

the next girl i chose was a tall, gorgeous spanish girl named paula, whom i also conversed with in spanish. i agreed on a half hour session with her after the usual screening. she did everything she said she would, but service was lackluster and she didn't attempt to hide the fact that she was bored. i decided not to cum with her but to save my juice for someone who could get me really excited.

after a break for dinner and a bit more relaxation, i went back to the bar and settled on a black brazilian named tiana. here i felt i was on home turf, since i am a veteran brazil monger. we conversed quite easily in portuguese and i did the usual screening. i tried to talk to her about the rio mongering scene, but she is from salvador and has been to rio only once. i did monger in salvador once, so we talked about this for a while. we agreed to a half hour and went to a private room on the third level. tiana had lackluster dfk skills and wouldn't put much more than the tip of her tongue in my mouth. this was mildly disappointing, but she more than compensated for it by her outstanding sucking skills. she wanted me to cim, but i didn't want to pay 50 euros extra, so i declined. we then proceeded to daty, then cfs in rcg position, and after some deep thrusting i exploded inside her.

after tiana, i decided it was time to call it a night, after 4 girls and 380 euros. i had planned to go the next day to kamilla dee, since it had received such favorable reviews on this forum, but i decided to go back to artemis, since i had had such a great time there the day before. i got there shortly after they opened. i sat down in the bar and immediately a gorgeous bare-breasted russian, whose name i can't recall, sat down next to me. however, i spotted monica and decided that i wanted to go with her again. i told the russian "maybe later" and motioned monica to come sit next to me. we agreed on an hour session, and she was even better the second day than she was the first. i can't sing monica's praises highly enough.

i then went to the restaurant to get some lunch, then went back to the bar. a gorgeous romanian named antonia caught my eye: blonde, spinner, beautiful breasts, feline facial features--just what i like. she spoke good english but burst my bubble when she told me she doesn't dfk. too bad, but for me this is non-negotiable, so i reluctantly passed. i also saw tiana again but decided not to go with her. i couldn't see anyone else i wanted to session with, so i decided to leave.

artemis is a great experience and probably the best place i have ever mongered, but if you are an american it is very expensive because of the current exchange rate. over the two days i spent 580 euros, which converts to about us$870--quite a lot of money for pussy. i would like to go back to berlin if the dollar goes back to being on a par with the euro as it was in 2002, but i'm not holding my breath. but i recommend that anyone coming to berlin try artemis at least once. it is a world class mongering experience.

lorenzo

[Angus Magee]

Well to cut a long story short I had no real intention to visting a fkk club but I got to read some of the great reports. And so after reading the great reports and because I will be in berlin on the 7th November I'm going to vist artemis. I was bored one day and I read every report about artemis (I know sad). But its all thanks to one person angus magee I loved your reports its like a film because I see the change happen you angus. You are like me you like small brothel our bordelle and I see on your old reports and you all intrigued about artmeis and even questioing the price of artmeis and now two years later you are the master of arteims reports. But before you think I'm falling in love with you angus I just want to get your advice if you were a newbie like me who has have never been to fkk club what would you have done differently when you were starting off in fkk clubs. Keep the reports coming angus I really think you should go to some book publishing company to see if they will take your artmeis reports to print. By the way am I allowed to carry my phone and when do I pay the girl before our after the session. And that question I asked to angus is open to anyone if you could help me thanks so much. I'm a newbie and just want to know what you would have done diffrent when you were starting out.

Hi 007,

First thanks for the positive feedback on my reports. Always good for a writer's delicate ego to hear such things.

As for what I would do different-it is hard to say and I am not sure I can pin down for sure any real concrete things to tell you. Though maybe I can say that, and this is sort of general advise, is to be as straight with the girls as you possibly can be. That is if you do not want a session just say that. Try not to get bogged down in excuses. But then this is much easier to say than it is to do. I still work on it and many girls do make it difficult with their persistence. But in the end I find this pays off as when the girls see that you are a straight shooter they do treat you with more respect than they do average "punter".

And also try not to get too too obsessed with finding the perfect girl. I find it more important to just have fun than to feel constantly unsatisfied because the girl is a bit too this or a bit too that.

Phones are strictly forbidden in Artemis (as they are in, I believe, in all FKKs) because of the possibility of picture taking. Which is understandably not appreciated. You can have your phone out in the mens locker room and the reception area right in the front of house. I have had my phone out there but only to turn it off.

Payment happens after the session and in the area where the small cash lockers are located. The girl usually hangs back a bit while you collect the cash from your small locker. Personally I like to give it to them discreetly and a bit folded but then I repeat the amount to them so that we are clear. And I count it myself a couple of times carefully while still at the locker to avoid short changing or accidentally giving away an extra 50 euro note. This has happened to me and it was returned to me by the girl. But then she just earned it back in another session;-))

[Sdrumm]

Hi to everybody, this is my first report and please apologizes me for my bad English. I have been last Monday, for the first time, to the Artemis.

A fable is seemed me.

Organized to the perfection, clean, cordial staff, also good food and above all beautiful girls.

These are the girls with which I have "deepened the knowledge"

Ramona girl from Transilvania – Romania about 25-27 years – dark hir and eyes Beautiful youngster, but it has a defect for me, she speaks, speak, speak she has explained me, in general, rates and performances.

In conclusion nothing memorable.

Girl from Siberia – age 28-29 – I don't remember the name. For me is a white tiger from siberia.

Blonde hair, blue eyes and white skin.

A physicist similar to that of Ramona. Height 1, 72 cms, beautiful breasts and above all she doesn't speak but fuck.

Very Good service

Girl from Bulgaria – age 24 – I'm sorry but I don't remember the name.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, beautiful breasts

Good service

Girl from Brasil – age 24- I don't remember the name – height 1, 70 cm.

A fable bottom, two beautiful tits and a liking all Brazilian.

Very good service

In conclusion: a fable day.

I will return there' as soon as possible

[Frej Of Asgaard]

Hi Everyone

I visited Artemis for the first time this spring for both a friday and saturday evening. It was absolutely a wonderfull experience and it is something that every man should try at least once in his lifetime.

I am thinking about arranging a gentlemans weekend trip to Berlin for some very good friends to see Artemis. We don't have anything like this up in Scandinavia.

When I was there in spring it got a little bit overcrowded on late saturday evening in my opinion. The potential days in question for a visit are a weekend in the beginning of or the middle of December.

Can anyone please advice on how many people there will be in Artemis in a friday or saturday in December? - will it be packed with extra many punters?

[Angus Magee]

Hi Everyone

I visited Artemis for the first time this spring for both a friday and saturday evening. It was absolutely a wonderfull experience and it is something that every man should try at least once in his lifetime.

I am thinking about arranging a gentlemans weekend trip to Berlin for some very good friends to see Artemis. We don't have anything like this up in Scandinavia.

When I was there in spring it got a little bit overcrowded on late saturday evening in my opinion. The potential days in question for a visit are a weekend in the beginning of or the middle of December.

Can anyone please advice on how many people there will be in Artemis in a friday or saturday in December? - will it be packed with extra many punters?

How many people? This is not exactly an easy question. But I am guessing that you are after general numbers not an exact figure.

Friday & Saturday (and indeed Thursday) are almost always fairly busy at Artemis IME. But for it to get crazy busy it usually takes a Messe (convention or trade show) to be happening at the near by Messe complex. Here is a link to the Messe website:

http://www1.messe-berlin.de/vip8_1/website/Internet/Internet/www.messe-berlin/englisch/index.html

You can check it to see if something is happening but keep in mind that not all trade shows bring massive business to Artemis. For example up coming is a wedding show and I don't imagine that this will bring huge crowds to Berlin's premier bordello.

But then you never know.

Also note that there are other FKK in Germany though not in Berlin. You could consider another venue. Artemis is a good place but it does have its' limitations. For more and for a short(or maybe not so short) report that compares the various attributes of the FKK I have so far visited I suggest you read my Oct tour reports along with the soon to be posted wrap up report in the General Info thread.

[Sebastiane]

Hi,

I'm a FKK Palace regular but am going to Berlin on business soon and would like to know how to get there by public transport and, or, if there are any hotels nearby where I could sleep (like Flemings is right next door to Palace in Frankfurt).

Secondly, does Artemis accept credit/debit cards (such as Visa/EC)?

Cheers!

[Angus Magee]

Hi,

I'm a FKK Palace regular but am going to Berlin on business soon and would like to know how to get there by public transport and, or, if there are any hotels nearby where I could sleep (like Flemings is right next door to Palace in Frankfurt).

Secondly, does Artemis accept credit/debit cards (such as Visa/EC)?

Cheers!

Artemis has a very good "how to reach us" page on its' website.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/how_to_reach_us.php

And how to reach by transit depends upon where you come from.

Briefly, get yourself to S-Bahn station Westkreuz on the Ring Bahn. Take the only exit there is and you find yourself in a small parking lot with one exit onto the street. Turn left out of the parking lot and walk about 3-4 minutes
(you walk over a bridge over the railway tracks) and look left turning again into a parking lot. There is (at present) a tire store in the same parking lot. You will see Artemis right in front of you.

Here is also a link to the BVG website in English.

http://www.bvg.de/index.php/en/index.html

It is easy to use and will give you directions including exact (this is Germany afterall) travel times & connection. The only caveat is that the web site does not always give you (IMO) the best route to follow. It sometimes gives you routes that I find a bit round about. But it will get you there.

As for hotels, that is not my strong suit as I live here. But another member has used this hotel

http://www.kronprinz-hotel.de/

He tells me the rates are good if you book in line with a booking service (again this is out of my field of expertise) and it is about as close to Artemis as you can get. About 5-10 minutes walk.

Have fun and please remember to post your report as a way of giving back for the info you receive here.

AM

PS-about the cc thing-I have no real idea as I always use cash. But I have seen cc's being handled at the front desk so I imagine they do. There is also a cash machine but I think those things charge a heft fee so best come equipped with cash from an outside ATM which is probably cheaper. Also you have to pay the girls in cash. I guess you can use a cc to get cash from the front desk but again this may involve a charge. Maybe another member who uses cc's at an FKK can tell us more.

[Frej Of Asgaard]

Thanks for the Info Angus.

And thank you for all of your reports - I have read several of them with great interest. :)

There only seems to be one event in December in the Messe : An Equestrian Sport Exibition from december 10-13. Probably more women there than men.

I guess my question comes from my experiences in Scandinavia around Copenhagen. Up here during all the weekends of December and late November there are "Christmas Lunches" - and they have very little to do with lunch - ends up being all night parties. All of the bars and pubs are overfilled with people during that time and they are more drunk than normally. And apparently the sex service providers also havea lot more clients in this period.

So that is what I am worried about - that the inhabitants of Berlin might act as crazy in December as us crazy Scandinavians. Because if that is the case then Artemis will be overrun in those weekends.

But from your post I guess not.

[Angus Magee]

So that is what I am worried about - that the inhabitants of Berlin might act as crazy in December as us crazy Scandinavians. Because if that is the case then Artemis will be overrun in those weekends.

But from your post I guess not.

As I remember it last December was not crazy busy at Artemis. I was pretty new to the Artemis scene at the time but I do not remember any really packed houses.

In any case, Artemis is certainly not a place men go to drink. At 10 euros for a small plastic glass of beer you would have to be a bit desperate to do so.

As I say-it is likely to be busy but not unpleasantly so-that is unless a group of crazy vikings show up;-))

But do not leave it too late in December. A bit before Christmas (a few days) the girls do start to leave on vacation.



only seems to be one event in December in the Messe : An Equestrian Sport Exibition from december 10-13. Probably more women there than men

Interesting. Horsey Play! Giddy Up!

[Ciepkahunter]

So this is my first trip report to ISG. I've been mongering for a few years now (Brasil, Germany, Poland, USA predominately). I really enjoy the attractions of a good FKK club so I thought I would visit Artemis while in Berlin.

I arrived around 11 pm on a busy Sunday night at FKK Artemis. It was a 10 Euro cab ride from my hotel near the Europa Center/Gedachtniskirche in the middle of 'old' West Berlin. I paid my 80 Euro (! ) entrance fee to a very nice young woman at Rezeption. She gave me a key that worked for both the 'cash locker' (near the front door) and my locker a short walk away. She also gave me my robe and checked a list to see if any of the 'all star' providers mentioned here were working.

FKK Artemis has been reviewed here on ISG quite a bit, so I will give you only a brief account of my impressions: The club is quite big, with public spaces on 3 floors (a 4th holding the rooms that the girls live in). However, I rather prefer the one-story design of FKK Palace in Frankfurt.- you can see almost the entire club from a vantage point at the bar. I also found the 'ground floor' bar (where 99% of the girls were 'hanging out') to be filled with cigarette smoke to a point that I had to escape to the smoke-free (and girl-fee as it turned out) basement "Wellness area." The basement house saunas, a pool, a very quiet bar, and a cinema.

The girls: Again, I have to say that my experiences in FKK's near Frankfurt and Koln were better. The girls at Artemis were pretty aggressive. Not much chit-chat before asking if you were ready for a room. If you said 'no' they took off without as much as a 'maybe later.' However, I did end up with two good finds:

Alina: Ukrainian, probably in her early 30's, 5'9" or so slim with B cups, speaks very good German (not much English). A bit too much make-up for my tastes but she actually sat and talked for a few minutes before asking about my room needs. I'm glad I selected Alina for a 30 minute session. She didn't allow DFK but her BBBJ was inspired. She seemed to enjoy the rest of the sex. Didn't fake it too much (LOL). Almost a GFE.

Lila: Slovakian, early 20's, speaks good English, nice firm B's, 5'6" and slim. I was a bit less impressed with Lila's performance. No BBBJ offered. Sex was pretty mechanical. She did strike up more of a conversation than "want to go to a Zimmer." but in the end it was not a GFE. Still she had a warm (er) personality compared to most of the others at Artemis.

I'll be back to Artemis but I have to say that competition in Berlin (from another FKK) would be a good think for this club. The 80 Euro entry fee is a bit extreme; the girls could be culled a bit to get rid of the aggressive, rude ones.

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[Angus Magee]

...about discount entrance for pensioners at Artemis in Sun. & Mon..

And just for the record-I am not a pensioner.


What do you mean by pensioner? Someone of a certain age? If so, what age?
Rick

I imagine that it means 65 years. But that depends on the German law whatever it is. The website says that you have to be able to present an old age pensioners card. Now I also wonder what they would do if you had an old age pensioners card from another country. I guess you would have to call them to find out.

Anyway here is the link to the page that explains it. It is in English.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/news.php

AM

[Angus Magee]

I'll be back to Artemis but I have to say that competition in Berlin (from another FKK) would be a good think for this club. The 80 Euro entry fee is a bit extreme; the girls could be culled a bit to get rid of the aggressive, rude ones.



Thanks for the report. I could not agree more that Artemis could do with a bit of competition.

That or hiring an intimacy coach to work one on one with the girls and teach them about how to behave with a man before getting him to the room.

I wonder who wants this job?

AM

[Angus Magee]

Artemis has received some negative reports lately from myself and others. But I just remembered something of note from my last visit.

The main shower room has been renovated And they have installed super big shower heads. These are the type of shower head that deliver a steady drenching supply of water, not the thin hard spray that the old heads gave.

They also seem to have upped the timers, at least of the main showers, so that the do not turn off just when the water warms up.

Downstairs also has new shower heads though not the same type. And while the timers down there are still on a short fuse, the water seemed a bit more consistently warm.

While this little detail may seem a bit inconsequential to some, I am of the mind that when one is paying top euro entry fees one should get top facilities as well as top girls. Artemis has, at least in the facility department, just taken a step up.

[Dangerwank]

my first ever visit fkk club and artemis was my place to lose my fkk virginity. i arrived about 9 pm firday nite i had not slept the previous nite and i was so tired. but anyway i entered the artemis a young girl greeted me she asked was it my first time i said yes i kind of regret saying yes because then she explained that for 60 euro i got a blowjob and sex and if i wanted anal it would cost 100 euro extra it might sound silly but i got a bit uncomfortable a woman round the same age as me telling what i get for my money. she gave me a robe and off to the showers i went put my all valuables in my locker and entered the main lounge. what greeted me took my breath away i never seen so many naked in one place in my youngish life it was great. then downstairs i went i was bit lost i entered the kino and sat their i see this hot german lady i waved at her she came over jane was her name she had great body and face. for some reason she looked like a young steffi graf i asked her would she show me around nice woman so thanks to jane i got to know my way around and then i asked could i have my first fkk session with her so off to the room upsatirs. jane said for 60 euro i get a blowjob and sex she didn't do kissing our anal which i didn't care about. she got on top and and wow she can ride for germany i changed postions before i came i got in her doggy and i was about to fuck her hard and the she starts to complain that her pussy is not a machine so back to her on top and wow she was the best girl i ever had on top and soon came after that i was so tired i went down stairs i was soon about when i bumped into a hot bulgarian girl called sasha and to be honest i can't even remmeber the session all i remmeber she was good kisser i was ready for bed and after that. next morning after a good 6 hour sleep i was ready for action i went to artemis about 2pm and i had some breakfast really good food their then met a sexy german girl called maike our mika i can't remmeber i wanted to try the kino i'm glad we did. went to the kino near the kitchen and their was sexy jane and some hot black hair girl having a threesome with some guy so maike made sure she pointed me in the direction of the sex show while i fucked maike, jane kept on looking over when she was in reverse cowgirl and winking at me and we had a silly conversation how nice was the weather was then maike starting shouting at me to fuck her hard and stop talking so i didn't need to be asked twice i really went to town on her but then disater the condom got trapped inside her so god knows how long i was fucking her while i had no condom on but anyway it didn't seem to bother her so while the threesome was finished maike got me and gave me a brillant hand job and i came all over her tits. she never mentioned about paying extra for cuming on her tits our the fact my condom came off but anyway it was a really good fuck she had a great body and great face. then i went to pool and saune for a while and slept for a while and went away and came back about 8 that nite for saturday nite madness. came back about 8 full of italian men it was like godfather convention the girls were getting pissed off by the drunk italian men. the previous nite i met a hot girl from italy called raffella wow i'm glad i waited the next nite for her what a fuck i was so nearly going to anal with her but she was so good i didn't bother many next nite. then back downstairs for to bar near the pool wear i sat then a spainish girl called roberta came over and more our less tryed to [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) me she took off my towl and started to wank me off at the bar until i told her to stop i was just after a session and need to recover she would not take no for an answer it was funny at the start but then she became really annoying. she went away thank god then i seen a half itialian half romanian girl i say she was more romanian i can't remmeber her name but she had a tattoo of a butterfly on her ass. she was a great fuck then disaster again my condom slipped off this has never happened before even with ex gfs i'm no ron jeremy but for it to happy twice in a few hours was werid but it didn't seem to bother her either. she put another condom on and i could not cum and she actually got a bit upset i never came she was asking me did i have this problem with the other girls and i said no i came ever other time she actually was really annoyed which was kind of sweet in a weird way. so after half hour we stopped i was not going to cum. went upstairs and met a hot polish and told her what happened that i never came she said she would make sure i came in her session i can't remmeber her name but she made sure i came she was great fuck. i wish i remmeber her name i was getting tired and said i would have one last fuck so i met a really blonde hot bulgarian girl whos name i can't remmeber sorry but she was great fuck to. all in all if i had a bit more energy and a better memory i would probaly have a better experince. sorry for the shit report i'm actually at the airport writing this i would love to go into more detail but i will have better reports the future when i'm not so rushed.

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[Skumma]

Hi All,

I'm new to this forum and new to FKKs but I'm planning a trip to Berlin this spring and can't help but to visit Artemis. Reading all your reports really make it sound like close to heaven.

A quick first question: what happens if you accidentally CIM during foreplay before going to a room? Do you have to pay for the service?

I imagine it could easily happen the first time you visit.

[Marwar58]

Hi All,

I'm new to this forum and new to FKKs but I'm planning a trip to Berlin this spring and can't help but to visit Artemis. Reading all your reports really make it sound like close to heaven.

A quick first question: what happens if you accidentally CIM during foreplay before going to a room? Do you have to pay for the service?

I imagine it could easily happen the first time you visit.Short answer: Yes you have to pay for it. But your choice to try and talk your way out of it, but would not recommend it.

Many German FKK senior writers would say a highly satisfactory strategy is to intentionally go for the CIM your first shot, then back to standard sessions for 2nd and beyond. In fact if the girl knows up front you want extra options and/or a longer session, they get motivated to serve you better. If you say you just want a 30 min standard sesion, they will kiss and touch for a minute or so and then go for your cock and suite you up and bam your are done 12 min into the session and its over.

And yes it is heaven and worth the money.

[Lorenzo]

A quick first question: what happens if you accidentally CIM during foreplay before going to a room? Do you have to pay for the service?

I imagine it could easily happen the first time you visit.
My guess would be yes, almost certainly. If you feel like you're going to CIM and don't want to pay, pull out.

[Angus Magee]

A quick first question: what happens if you accidentally CIM during foreplay before going to a room? Do you have to pay for the service?

I imagine it could easily happen the first time you visit.

If you come in the girl's mouth during pre session fore play you will most definitely be expected to pay not just a full half hour session but also the cim extra charge. That would be 60 + 50 =110.

Now getting a bj as free fore play at Artemis-that is quite the achievement. I has happened to me once.

Generally as soon as the sex starts so does the clock and so it would be considered by most girls as part of the half hour session even if you then moved to the room.

This can be flexible though and depends upon the relationship that you manage to have with the girl and other factors.

But do be careful if she starts to blow you. Don't let the girl take charge. It is your dime.

[Skumma]

Thanks a lot for all the answers. I guess the thing is to be careful and maybe not extremely horny (how that's going to happen.

[Plover 23]

Thanks a lot for all the answers. I guess the thing is to be careful and maybe not extremely horny (how that's going to happen.

Thats easy, just decide on the right girl for your first session and let her know that you want her to take it slowly as you will come quickly. Most girls understand the issue, and many will ask how many times you have been in the room that day so they know how hard to stimulate.

Once you have had your first session you'll relax into the swing of things a little more.

On the "free foreplay" idea, I have to say there no such thing as a free lunch or even a BJ.

Most free foreplay is implicitly part of a contract with the girl, or is a blatant attempt to seduce back a known repeat customer.

Like Angus I have benefited from this enjoyable experience, but only with girls that were confident that I understood the unspoken pact between us. I never have any doubt that the service is payable, like a routine session, or over the longer term.

If you, or anyone else, fancies the idea of more foreplay before going to the room, then I recommend you try arranging to meet later a girls that approaches you whilst you are in recovery mode. Most girls will treat you well if they know you are committed.

My best example of this happened to me at Palace. I had arranged to session with a couple of girls, who later happened to find me in the old Hamam. Without a word they went to work on me, to the astonishment of the weary guys sitting around. And boy, did they both put on a show. I could hardly walk afterwards. My recollection is that we did eventually all go to a room, for a further normal half hour session. The girls didn't push for a tip, or payment for the extra time. For them, like a kino session, it was good advertising, and good use of time as they were confident they would get the session from me.

[Dangerwank]

Thanks a lot for all the answers. I guess the thing is to be careful and maybe not extremely horny (how that's going to happen.If you want to extra safe you should maybe get covered blowjob and you won't have to worry about forking out 50 euro like I had to do at the weekend LOL.

But it was worth it have a good.

[Lucasur]

I was in Berlin for the 20th anniversary of the fall of the wall and decided to go back to Artemis in the evening before, 08/11, a sunday. I had been to Artemis more than a few times before (7? 8? Can't remember) but never in the last year and was very curious about to see the changes they have made. First the 80€ entrance: despite all the features a club like Artemis can boast I don't think that is worth paying 80€ just to enter. But I'm not the kind of guy that goes to a fkk to have a sauna or a massage so others may disagree.

Anyway, the biggest change in the layout of the club was around the showers, now with more space to get in and out thanks to a small part of the locker room transformed in an area where to hang bathrobes and use washcloths. Nice add.
The second big change since my last visit was a marked switch from a club based on russian and polish girls to one with romanian girls as the majority. While there are still a good amount of polish girls, they were on the same order of amount of the romanian ones, something that wasn't so a year ago, and I couldn't find any russian one. Having a preference for blondes this meant less fair-headed girl and more black-haired with fair skin ones. Not necessarily a bad thing, just something worth reporting.

When I entered the bar, around 20:40, there were probably 30-35 men and 25 girls with half of them not much appealing in my opinion and the other half pretty hot but with no 10s or 9,5s , only plenty of 8 and 9. Given that the bar at that hour is full of smoke and dark as a cavern, I place myself on the stairwell and wait for somebody that can catch my tastes.

The first I see is Kristal (or Cristal) a 20yo romanian, black hair, green-blue eyes, a triangular face, tall, perky small tits and without an inch of fat whatsoever. She speaks a bit of italian, learned from other mongers, and smiles a lot, always a good sign for me. I don't want to spend all the night at the club and so up we go.

In the room she goes straight towards my cock, with a undoubtedly well done bbbj, slow and wet. She seems to enjoy it so much that doesn't want to separate from my cock. I stop her before coming too soon and lay on her back to suck her tits and daty her to the point where she stops me because "she is getting too wet". I don't understand what could be so bad in being too wet but I don't complain, being ready for the fuck part of the session. I come inside her after roughly 25 minutes. 60€ well spent even if I can't really insert the experience with Kristal among the "to be remembered" ones in my life. Something about not "clicking" with the girl.

Showering and then back to the bar. I sit on one of the sofa that are in an elevated position just directly overseeing the bar's stools. From there I manage to see better all the girls coming and going. I remember 3 or 4 old faces, a very short-haired girl with glasses that seem very popular, a 30+ yo italian girl with whom I sessioned an year before but that doesn't remember me and a couple of others that I've seen but never had the chance to talk with. The only black girl present this evening is hanging all alone by herself by the bar entrance. Given my preference for dark skinned girls (other that for blondes and redheads) I stare at her for a couple of seconds, the time needed for her to notice me and to understand I want her to sit beside me.

She is brazilian, from Maracanà - Rio, she calls herself "real Viagra" and seems very happy that she can speak in portuguese with somebody. My portuguese is terrible, I managed to understand her and ask her some questions but no more than that. She has been working at Artemis only for 4 days, before she was in Stuttgart. She doesn't want to tell me her real name and I didn't want to be took for the inquisitive guy so I didn't ask her any more question. While we went upstairs I could finally see her more clearly: long dark curly hair, a face that resemble that of Beyoncè but not as attractive, fake tits ("a month old") but not exaggeratedly oversized, great bunda and big legs enveloped in blue laces (that she removed as soon as we went in the room because of the pain she gets from them).

I've been with brazilian girls before but she was definetly the best of the bunch: she does everything, including anal which I'm not interested in, and wanted me to penetrate her vagina and asshole at the same time while she did bbbj on me. She asked me to come over her tits but first I fucked her doggy, then put her on cowgirl while I spanked her ass. Everytime I spanked her she screams a bit louder and kept asking me for more. I think people from adjacent rooms have definitely heard her screams. I came over her tits has she wanted and after it we spoke for some minutes without noticing that we were far over the 30 minutes (not something I'd complain :-) ). She is the chatty type and very, very horny in bed, if I ever had been with a pornstar I'd say she is PSE but in a nice way, like a very uninhibited girlfriend.

After her, I decide to go out, as it's 23:45 and I don't want to feel too sleepy the next day for the anniversary.

P.S.= is there a new rule at Artemis for girls to not give change to clients? Both the girls with whom I sessioned with I asked for change and they readily sent my to the reception, in fact so quickly that it gave me the idea that they are instructed to say so every time.

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[Blue Swede]

Time to summarize a week. Haven't had time to write earlier, and I now notice how quickly details are forgotten.

On Sunday evening I arrived pretty early, I like that as a strategy, also it goes well with a will to be awake on daytime.

First girl I ran into (well....) was Marcella from Poland, she was nice and the session was good, but no sparkles.

After some hours of looking around, sauna and some coffe, Nicoleta (Bulgaria) joined we in the sofa under the staircase and cuddled up. This girl is a real sweetie and I got a "demo" of her new tits. :-) That ehancement wasn't really necessary, but sure, they were nice and it was a nice job done. Very nice was also the session with her!
This was the end of that evening, which means you look around for another 1.5 hours before you manage to get you out of the place.

Next visit was a short one (if you compare...) on Tuesday and I did one session with the lovely Ella (from Russia). That is what a man need before a good nights sleep! Lovely girl! Of course she "persuaded" me into a CIM.

Thursday was next visit, a bit longer then Tuesday, but still a shorter one. After a period of problems to decide, I talked a bit to Shenya, she has a lovely smile, which can melt you down totally! She told me she is from Romania, I think she is still the girl "R the man" and Kimino reports about.

This girl is highly recommended and a keeper! Highlight of the week without doubt!

Friday, the last visit this time and more time to spend. I left after 01.00 whish is late by my standards.

First encounder was with the Moldavian Denisa, a really nasty looking girl. She wears a VERY short white shirt, just covering the shoulders, the rest looks lite it has been torn off. This girl looks often a bit bored, but she lighted up very much and performed very well.

The day (and week) was closed by a repeat with Ella, who performed well, but the environment was a bit disturbing, all rooms were occupied so we went to the upstairs kino, and had the pole dance music next door.

All in all a nice week!

[Ubique]

Visited Artemis a few months ago.

Having been in Palace within the past month, for me, this is still the best fkk in germany.

Had a nice encounter with a Portugese gal. I want to say her name is Priscilla. She told me she also works alot in I think Hamburg. Not sure though.

I had entered the main bar area and walked around, wearing a towel around my waist. Surveying the crowd. I sat down, and she came over to me within two minutes. She seemed really cool and friendly. I thought she was hot. Great, smoking body. And great eyes. Cool attitude. Said okay and away we went.

She deep french kissed me on and off for an hour. Aside from other things, she was simply fantastic. I came in her with our mouths interlocked on each other. She was a real champion and wonderful lady. She wanted to meet for breakfast the next am and screw some more. I almost changed my flight for her. Spent 1. 5 hours with her. Great time.

Next was my 2nd, er 3rd pop for the night. Met a hot brazilian. Girl next door type with a smokin hot body, thin, but curvy, my type. Dark skin. Black eyes. Laeticia was her name and she was a real doll. came inside her while kissing and holding her. She kissed me longly afterwards on the lips and held me close to her. Nice. Artemis is the best in my book. Can't wait to return to this top notch establishment.

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[Angus Magee]

It is in German but here is a short video of Ecki (aka Rod Stewart) the manager at Artemis in which he gives us some tips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgvcGiCTewo

No girls or anything, just Ecki on the patio telling us how he expects us to behave.

AM

[Kimino]

It is in German but here is a short video of Ecki (aka Rod Stewart) the manager at Artemis in which he gives us some tips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgvcGiCTewo

No girls or anything, just Ecki on the patio telling us how he expects us to behave.

AMIs there anything important to know?

I'm planning another trip to Berlin for the 8 and 9th of december, with a couple of friends. That's going to be my first "lingerie night" at Artems :-)

One thing I forgot to mention in earlier reports... girls started asking for a "tip". Did anyone else notice this?

@Angus If you are there in these days, and you feel like it, i'd love to say "Ciao" to you, vis a vis!

Bye

[Angus Magee]

Is there anything important to know?

Certainly nothing earthshaking. He says don't be drunk, be clean (and very diplomatically says that different nationalities have different standards of clean), don't show off (I think that is what prahle nicht means), be nice to the girls and the last is, I think, don't fall in love.

The last one can be difficult for an old dog like me;-))


I'm planning another trip to Berlin for the 8 and 9th of december, with a couple of friends. That's going to be my first "lingerie night" at Artems :-)

One thing I forgot to mention in earlier reports... girls started asking for a "tip". Did anyone else notice this?

@Angus If you are there in these days, and you feel like it, i'd love to say "Ciao" to you, vis a vis!

Bye

Possible that I will make a visit at that time. But it is a bit to far off to tell.My pooning budget is a bit compromised at the moment as my job is in flux.

[Regnad]

...the last is, I think, don't fall in love.
Spoken like a true killjoy, AM. I have a rule, which has worked well for me, except for the times that it didn't work at all. (And if I had a loonie for each of these exceptions, I could likely fund my next flight across the pond.)

The rule is: I must fall out of love in no more than three times the amount of time that it took me to fall in love. If I fall in love in 15 minutes, then I am required to fall out of love within 45 minutes of the young lady's departure.

[Angus Magee]

Spoken like a true killjoy, AM. I have a rule, which has worked well for me, except for the times that it didn't work at all. (And if I had a loonie for each of these exceptions, I could likely fund my next flight across the pond.)

The rule is: I must fall out of love in no more than three times the amount of time that it took me to fall in love. If I fall in love in 15 minutes, then I am required to fall out of love within 45 minutes of the young lady's departure.

Sounds a good rule of thumb. I might just use it;-)

Myself I just let it happen as it does from time to time. It is after all one of the pleasures of the game. Over the years I have found that I fall just as hard as ever but I do not take it quite so seriously. Like you, had I a Euro for every time I thought to myself "I can never live without her..." I would be a rich man indeed. Yet here I am, still standing & alive. Ready for the next go round I suppose.

IMO there is so much harshness in this world that love, in what ever form it cares to take-great romantic love, the steadiness of a 60 year marriage or simple infatuation with an sp, is like a breath of fresh air where ever it happens. Old Angus is an incurable romantic.

So despite Ecki's warning-bring it on oh Venus.

[Kimino]

be clean (and very diplomatically says that different nationalities have different standards of clean),Yeah, talked about that with a girl last time I was there, she also told me about the general attitude towards girls that some nationalities have. Obviously talking in general.


Possible that I will make a visit at that time. But it is a bit to far off to tell. My pooning budget is a bit compromised at the moment as my job is in flux.I'll remember this to you when I'm about to go to Berlin, and if it's going to happen. Great!

Ciao

[Akibono]

Sounds a good rule of thumb. I might just use it;-)

Myself I just let it happen as it does from time to time. It is after all one of the pleasures of the game. Over the years I have found that I fall just as hard as ever but I do not take it quite so seriously. Like you, had I a Euro for every time I thought to myself "I can never live without her..." I would be a rich man indeed. Yet here I am, still standing & alive. Ready for the next go round I suppose.

IMO there is so much harshness in this world that love, in what ever form it cares to take-great romantic love, the steadiness of a 60 year marriage or simple infatuation with an sp, is like a breath of fresh air where ever it happens. Old Angus is an incurable romantic.

So despite Ecki's warning-bring it on oh Venus.

That is an extra service starting at 200E.

[The Vulcan]

Excuse my question if it is a naive and silly one but I shall be in Berlin next weekend and have never experienced the FKK scene.

I found out about Artemis, read reports and it seems it is the place I should visit for a good time out.

My question is this:

I read that one pays the 80 Euros entrance etc and then all the reports of guys meeting girls, chatting them up and go for their session. Does that mean one pays for every session that he has? Meaning if one decides to have two sessions in the evening, there is an added payment each time?

Again, being my first time, I just thought I'd better ask than be sorry.

Notwithstanding, the place sounds Heavenly!

Thank you all.

[Lorenzo]

...I read that one pays the 80 Euros entrance etc and then all the reports of guys meeting girls, chatting them up and go for their session. Does that mean one pays for every session that he has? Meaning if one decides to have two sessions in the evening, there is an added payment each time?....
Yes, you pay for each session as soon as it is over, directly to the girl. 1/2 hour 60 euros, 1 hour 120 euros. CIM 50 euros extra, anal 100 euros extra, both regardless of the length of the session. Other services, and the price thereof, can be negotiated directly with the girl.

[Angus Magee]

CIM 60 euros extra


Unless I am very much mistaken, or prices have been raised since my last visit one month prior, CIM is not 60 but 50 euros extra. Otherwise the price structure Lorenzo describes is accurate.

The only place you have to be careful is with such service as COB (cum on breast) which can be charged at 50 euros but should (IMO) not be charged extra. I personally try to avoid such misunderstandings by finishing where nature intended-in a condom in pussy. And the occasional CIM when I really can't help myself.

[Lorenzo]

Unless I am very much mistaken, or prices have been raised since my last visit one month prior, CIM is not 60 but 50 euros extra. Otherwise the price structure Lorenzo describes is accurate.

The only place you have to be careful is with such service as COB (cum on breast) which can be charged at 50 euros but should (IMO) not be charged extra. I personally try to avoid such misunderstandings by finishing where nature intended-in a condom in pussy. And the occasional CIM when I really can't help myself.
I double-checked my notes, and you are correct; CIM is 50 euros extra. I edited my post to correct the error. Sorry 'bout that! :o

[Angus Magee]

I double-checked my notes, and you are correct; CIM is 50 euros extra. I edited my post to correct the error. Sorry 'bout that! :o


No worries-but you did have me a bit in shock for a moment;-))

[Rain City]

I visited Artemis recently. In terms of looks, I found there were more hot girls in Artemis than in Palace in Frankfurt I recently visited. Two girls really stood out -- Jane from Germany and Maya from Poland. Both appeared to be around or slightly over 20 yr old. Jane was tall, blonde, barbie doll like. Maya was a petite/shorter version of that.

Jane was friendly enough when I was talking to her, so I decided to go to the room. Her service was fine but with a lot of limitations -- no kiss (not even LFK), no DATY, no Digits, no Rimming. Are they standard at FKK? It did not affect me that much, and I had a good time with her. But some members might be put off by that.

Maya did not provide kiss either, but I did not attempt it with her. So I cannot say if she does or does not provide kiss. You need to find out by yourself. Like Jane, no DATY, no Digits, no rimming.

Overall, both sessions were enjoyable. But not overwhelming either. Both were typical opta sex.

[Dangerwank]

I visited Artemis recently. In terms of looks, I found there were more hot girls in Artemis than in Palace in Frankfurt I recently visited. Two girls really stood out. Jane from Germany and Maya from Poland. Both appeared to be around or slightly over 20 yr old. Jane was tall, blonde, barbie doll like. Maya was a petite/shorter version of that.

Jane was friendly enough when I was talking to her, so I decided to go to the room. Her service was fine but with a lot of limitations. No kiss (not even LFK), no DATY, no Digits, no Rimming. Are they standard at FKK? It did not affect me that much, and I had a good time with her. But some members might be put off by that.

Maya did not provide kiss either, but I did not attempt it with her. So I cannot say if she does or does not provide kiss. You need to find out by yourself. Like Jane, no DATY, no Digits, no rimming.

Overall, both sessions were enjoyable. But not overwhelming either. Both were typical opta sex.Yeah I agree jane was the best looking but limited to what she would do no kissing. But at least I got DATY with her but for all 10 seconds. But I have to say she was the best one to ride. And maya does kiss shame you didn't ask her she was really nice one of my favorite. I'm looking forward to my next fkk vist but I think it will be augsburg cola so be interesting to compare both clubs.

[Charles Browne]

i visited berlin with a couple of friends in mid october, in order to attend the international venus fair - the erotica trade show. of course i also managed to sneak away a couple of times to visit nearby artemis. here follows a report in two parts.

i visited artemis mid afternoon on october 16th and 17th (friday+saturday). having learned from previous punting, i came prepared this time: i had a thick wad of euro-bills and had a couple of blue pills in my pocket. and this post will amount to an ode of praise for the little blue pills, let me tell you :)

for some reason, i tend to suffer from erectile dysfunction whenever i go looking for p4p. the lady can be infinitely attractive, have a nice personality and manner, etc, yet i often find that i can barely achieve or sustain enough of an erection to be able to finish during intercourse. instead, i usually have to give up and either finish by hand, or have the lady finish me off with hands and mouth. this has never happened with a long-standing partner, only during one-time encounters. it is entirely psychological, of course.

so this time i swallowed 50 mg of viagra and 100 mg of kamagra during the taxi-ride to artemis, and boy did they work! i won't bore you with details on the layout of the facilities - instead, let's jump straight to the line-up:

whether it was because of the venus messe or not, i can't tell, but the action seemed rather slow on friday afternoon. i counted perhaps twenty ladies in circulation, and perhaps ten or fifteen rooms were occupied upstairs. i had hoped to see someone i recognised, but alas, neither ella nor aida were to be found. i prowled the various locations for perhaps 45 minutes, looking for a likely candidate, warding off just a few ladies who had adopted a more aggressive approach to selling. avoiding eye contact, or averting my eyes rather quickly, seemed to be enough no to be approached too often.

it struck me that this was a decidedly different thing than half a year ago, when i was here in april. then there were more ladies, and more of them approached me directly. but i digress: i spotted a very nice looking thai lady talking with an allied girl, and since she fit my specification to nearly 90 percent, i immediately approached her.

she introduced herself as inga. being from sweden myself, this struck me as quite funny. inga stands around 148-150 cm tall, and weighs in around 38-40 kilos, including a pair of bolt-on silicone implants, which i suppose take her from no breasts at all to a decent 32b-cup. inga is very petite - very size zero. perfect size, in my book! also, she speaks decent english - enough at least to handle the necessities of her trade.

unfortunately, i had left my brain behind this day, so instead of asking her to share a glass of something with me at the bar, i asked her straight away if she would like to go to a room with me (ah, the sweet euphemisms we surround ourselves with). to which she agreed, of course. so she took me by the hand, and we went upstairs.

before going into the room, i popped the question: do you do anal? she told me that she had started doing so quite recently, and was by no means an expert. she would try, if i was not too big and if i promised to be gentle... :) since asking for anal implies that my wallet is packed, she tried to upsell: she suggested that she go fetch a good friend, and we could have a threesome, but when i declined, she did not insist. she did it just right!

now on to the sex: we kissed a bit (she responded, but was not very good), i fondled her body and complilmented her on how perfect i . she cleaned my penis with wipes and some kind of desinfectant and then gave me a prolonged bareback blowjob in a couple of different positions. when i oozed a bit of precum, she gave my penis a humorous slap and went to spit in the paper bin. and this is when i must direct a hymn of praise to my dear friend sildenafil (viagra): had it happened without viagra that i really didn't establish chemistry with a girl, and that she had slapped my dick in a manner that could be subject to interpretation, i would have immediately lost stiffness. but not now! i was rock hard throughout the encounter!

anyways: then followed a bit of daty in various positions, some posing and fondling, then more owo, a bit of 69 and on to some (covered) cowgirl. here is where i need to make an observation. fucking a girl who is a third your own size feels really amazing! at least to me, hebephile pervert that i am. inga had an amazingly tight pussy, and really had to work a bit to cram me inside - even though my penis is quite average @ 16 cm length and 14 cm in circumference. watching the contrast in size was very stimulating. we kept at it for about five or ten minutes in various positions, while i kept looking in the mirrors to really see the contrast.

then it was anal time.

she got out the lube and prepped herself with a couple of fingers. then we tried doggy for insertion. again, i can't tell you how glad i am that i had viagra coursing through my veins. i didn't lose a bit of stiffness while waiting, and when it turned out that doggy entry wouldn't work, we tried spooning and then missionary without even a glitch! wonderful! inga had serious problems taking me anally at first. the first two inches went well, but then the curve and girth of my penis made further entry impossible. so we took things slowly, and finally managed full penetration in missionary, after a few minutes of very slow fucking.

i finished in her ass, after slowly building up speed and force of penetration to where i giving her a serious pounding. and that last minute was truly amazing. great value for money and some truly great optics and sonics to record on the internal harddrive. this is why i will keep asking for anal in the future: even a bored working girl with whom you don't really connect, will be very present in the moment, when you are pounding her ass. there's no ignoring the feeling on her part. and that shows in her facial features.


after some quick cleaning up, we chatted about life at artemis and inga told me about her good experiences with scandinavian men in general. apparently, we are considered well-mannered by most working girls - the only group more well-liked are americans. inga explained that she had had bad experiences with italian men, when agreeing to anal sex. they don't respect that she needs them to go slowly in the beginning - instead, they say that they have purchased the service, and expect it delivered... what she said, though in not so many words, was that she had, for all intents and purposes, been raped anally by italian men at several occasions. that's why she is a bit reticent about agreeing to anal sex before getting a feel for what her client is like...

hearing things like that can make me seriuosly sick to the stomach! i'm in this punting business for the fun, and find that most girls i meet actually quite enjoy what they do - or at least find it the most appealing line of work among the available options. fortunately, this line of conversation didn't really register emotionally until after a few hours - when we left the room, i was a very pleased customer indeed, and i gave inga the 50+100 euros with a smile on my lips.

on a scale of 1-10, here are some numbers for my session with inga:

body: 9 (a sure 10 if she hadn't had those bolt-on breasts)
face: 5 (quite homely, imo)
bedside manners: 8 (better english and a bit of humour would help things a bit, but she was very nice indeed)
chemistry: 6 (we didn't connect, but had a nice time. polite and businesslike.)
kissing: 5 (ok, she kissed, but didn't really lean in to it. all business.)
sex: 7 (but that was all because of the uninspired kissing and lack of genuine enthusiasm. her skills are more than adequate, and her pussy incredibly tight.)
oral: 6 (no real skills to speak of)

would i repeat? sure, but only because of her very petite and perfect body and because she does anal. other than that, a mediocre encounter.



i was in a hurry, so i showered and left. all in all, 80+150 euros - very steep for just entry + 30 minutes with anal. when next i visit artemis, i must make sure that i can spend the whole day there! in my next post, i will detail my encounter with maribelle from ghana the next day.

[Uhclem]

Was in Berlin today so I visited Artemis for the first time in over a year. Got there around 12:30 in the afternoon. There were just a few guys there and around 15 girls with a new girl or two coming in every 5 to 10 minutes. The selection was much better than my last visit here. My goal was to find a girl within an hour and spend an hour with her in a room then get on with my day and do some sightseeing. After sitting in the main room for about 30 minutes I was getting ready to make my choice. I was thinking about a pretty blond (can't remember her name) from Hamburg who spoke good english or possibly Lucy a MILF from Prague with a very pretty face. Then this beautiful bleached blond walks in and I was in love. Sorry but I can't remember her name (did I mention I'm bad with names?). She was 21, from Modavia stood about 6'4" with shoe stilts on, about 5'8" without the shoe stilts. She has blond hair with black roots and spoke decent English. She said she spoke better English then German. Anyway, I went for an hour with her. She said she just got there and I was her first customer. Because of her beauty, I wasn't expecting very good service but I really didn't care because she was just so beautiful. Turned out I was wrong. The service was excellent. Everything you would hope for. It usually takes me a while to finish the 2nd time and most girls get tired and ask me to finish myself when there is still plenty of time on the clock. Not with good old what's her name. She was griding away on me for the full hour enjoying herself. When we were about 55 minutes into the session, I looked at my watch and told her I wasn't sure if I would be able to come a 2nd time. She said not to worry, we had plenty of time left and continued to grind away. I finished with just under a minute to spare. Any way, I highly recommend this girl. I just wish I could remember her name. I think it had five or six letters in it with an are and maybe a V. It's just nice to get such good service from such a beautiful girl.

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[Uhclem]

Not 100% sure but I think it was "Amber"

[Norjan]

After reading about Artemis here I just have to visit!

I'm a little bit worried about sexually transmitted dieases thou. I cant see that issue being talked about anywhere in the forum so maybe that is no problem?

[Angus Magee]

I had not been to Artemis for about a month now and decided upon a visit last night. Currently I am experiencing my own little economic downturn so while I took enough funds for a full on Artemis snog fest I actually hoped to keep some in reserve.

I arrived just as the cold Berlin November rain started to blow uncomfortably into my face and it was getting dark. A perfect late afternoon to hang in the sauna and downstairs in the Artemis lounge. As always the late afternoon crowd of girls prowled the upstairs bar. Today the male population seemed to be fairly high for an afternoon and I quickly figured out that it was to be Italian night here in Artemis with a large contingent from bella Italia in attendance. Fine by me, but I knew some of the girls would not be happy.

A months absence and I noticed a number of new faces. But to be honest I was not overly impressed with any of them. For a Saturday evening during one of the busier times in the year I did not see any stunners. But it was early days for the evening so I buried my snout on my book and waited.

I actually had my first session of the evening pretty much decided. I have mentioned before Nicoletta (Bulgaria-early twenties-new boobs) and she is pretty much my favorite girl at Artemis. While she is not an absolute stunner she has something and I have a really nice and easy friendship with her. It is always a delight to see Nicoletta and I had visions of her dancing around in my head since Friday morning.

But as the evening wore on I did not see her. Inconceivable! It was Saturday and Nicoletta is about as regular as they get at Artemis for attendance.

I ate (very crowded in the dining room) sat in the bar and finally came to roost at the base of the stairs considering my options....

Then, up above on the landing I spotted Nicoletta heading into the bar. Happy Days!. I gave her sometime to eat and then went off in search only to find her crossing the bar with her friend Victoria. After a big welcoming hug & kiss we were of to one of the bar beds for a cuddle and to get reacquainted. From there it was a pretty quick trip up to the rooms and another fun session with Nicoletta. This young lady again gets the Angus Magee five star to rating and the introduction of a new acronymic tag. The FBE-Fuck Buddy Experience.

After Nicoletta I did not want to then stumble into a disappointing second session so I spent some time considering my options. There were a couple of hopefuls, topping the list being Connie, also early twenties, Bulgarian and a friend to Nicoletta. I have been with Connie once before for an early summer romp in a downstairs Kino room that was very memorable for the BJ alone. I have always wanted a rematch with this tall, ultra slim beauty but things just never seemed to work out with her. She is a busy girl and one need to catch her at a time when she is in the mood for a little slap & tickle or she can be a bit impatient with the pre session niceties.

Today I could not seem to catch up with her, and I did need some recovery time so I waited.

I also had my eye on a tall Hungarian girl whose name escapes me. I had chatted with her before on avery busy summer evening and things went awry when she point blank told me that she had no time to get acquainted that evening. We were to fuck or fuck off was her message. Not at all my style, but still she is a beauty-tall, long brown hair, pretty school girlish face and a beautiful pair of natural breasts. I seem to remember that one of the ISG team (maybe Blue Swede?) had a session with her around the same time and gave her a fairly positive report if only for her youthful beauty.

But she is also a busy girl and seems to be a bit difficult to contact with out being absolute direct which then puts the monger in rather a bad bargaining position I find. So I waited at the base of the stairs with Connie & Hungarian Honey as my target providers knowing that sooner or later the whole world passes by this busy spot.

Hungarian Honey arrived first. She spotted Old Angus, read accurately the gleam in his eye and was soon spreading her towel next to him. Today she seemed to have a bit of time for talk and we exchanged pleasantries in English. I knew that she would not wait long before popping the question and when it came I was more or less decided that we would be headed upstairs. Perhaps this was not to be a GFE but I did want to perve out on her lanky body.

So-Was machen wir? came the question-now in German.

Was machts du? I asked,

A puzzled look. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer I think.

Kussen wir?

Nein.

OH.

That was it. I was on pretty thin ice with Hungarian Honey and finding out that she would not be kissing was a total deal breaker tonight. Yes she is sweet but Angus has his standards and tonight (unlike many nights) he was sticking to them.

I indicated that the no kissing rule was a deal breaker and HH was off like a shot.

Connie appeared and the disappeared a couple of times always a girl with a mission it seemed.

I considered than calling it a night but at around 22:30 found myself at the bar having a final espresso when Connie appeared and took the stool next to mine.

She smiled, I kissed he cheek and then the other and suggested a more comfortable seat. Off we went and ended up again on a bar bed for a slightly teasing conversation in which my young Bulgarian beauty played all her cards perfectly to give Old Angus just the right amount of illusory romance to get him to commit quickly to an upstairs session.

Again I was very pleased with the session. Connie did not disappoint with her BJ skills and little A responded well and much as I was tempted to allow a CIM I did not want the added expense. That and Connie did look great being fucked from behind. She performed with gusto and enthusiasm and even towards the end seemed to lose her self a bit (illusion I know) with the dirty talk, begging this old dog to fuck her hard from behind.

So it was with Connie a standard half hour session with a nice leisurely 10 minute pillow talk at the end. I find her to be a nice girl who can be a bit business like but once she thaws a bit is really rather sweet. And if you like tall girls with impossibly tight behinds (I mean the type with indents on the ass cheeks) then Connie could be for you.

Now I was pretty satisfied with the evening. An regular favorite-Nicoletta-and a successful rematch-Connie. What more could I want?

Still. Artemis is nothing if not hard to leave. So I hung around and relaxed until about 01:00. I almost took a final session with a young Romanian (Sacha?) with a very tempting pair of puffy nipples. What saved me was her unfortunate rant about men who wanted a bit of kiss & cuddle in the bar-before going to the room. The poor girl finally asked me what I like and I managed with a straight face to say that I loved nothing less than a bit of a kiss & a cuddle before heading to the room.

Again, this girl was not the brightest and I got the feeling that even then she did not realize just how little chance there was for her, after her rant, of getting me to a room and seperating me from my cash.

So I bade her good night, let slip that I admired her nipples and hit the showers and then the S-Bahn. A successful (if not stellar) evening and brought in very much on budget:-)

Thanks for reading.

AM

[Kimino]

Today the male population seemed to be fairly high for an afternoon and I quickly figured out that it was to be Italian night here in Artemis with a large contingent from bella Italia in attendance. Fine by me, but I knew some of the girls would not be happy.And although generalizing si probably not correct, I do understand them, a bit.

Couple of times I did pretend I was from Canada just to take the distance from the crowd of rude idiots going around in there.

I talked about this with quite a few girls.

Oh well.

Ciao!

[Kimino]

I'm a little bit worried about sexually transmitted dieases thou. I can't see that issue being talked about anywhere in the forum so maybe that is no problem?Sexually transmitted dieases is a problem, in general.

Everyone uses condoms and rationalize on non protected oral sex being "less dangerous". At least that's my understanding.

That's my behaviour anyways.

I know for sure of people asking the girls in Artemis to have non protected sex. I don't think this is frequent, and I don't know if any of the girls accept it. I hope not, but I'm scared it's yes.

Anyway, I am interested to hear what others think about this.

Ciao

[Angus Magee]

After reading about Artemis here I just have to visit!

I'm a little bit worried about sexually transmitted dieases thou. I cant see that issue being talked about anywhere in the forum so maybe that is no problem?




Sexually transmitted dieases is a problem, in general.

Everyone uses condoms and rationalize on non protected oral sex being "less dangerous". At least that's my understanding.

That's my behaviour anyways.

I know for sure of people asking the girls in Artemis to have non protected sex. I don't think this is frequent, and I don't know if any of the girls accept it. I hope not, but I'm scared it's yes.

Anyway, I am interested to hear what others think about this.

There is an untold abundance of STD & safe sex info at your fingertips so I will certainly not start giving any safe sex advise here in this thread.

But I will say that it all comes down to acceptable risk. That is what risk is acceptable to you. Personally, after having done my own research I generally feel that covered sex & uncovered oral is quite well within my own bounds of acceptable risk. So this is what I do.

The chances of catching anything really nasty (well HIV) from this is pretty small. And I figure I could also get hit by a bus on my way to Artemis. But then the other lesser STDs for me are not a worry. Worst case scenario is an embarrassing visit to the doctor. If I had a partner who did not know of my activities I would feel and behave differently.

If it really concerns you don't monger. Or do everything covered. But then even everything covered will not really protect you from HPV which is pretty much the most common STD out there. If you have been in any way sexually active with multiple partners during your adult life chances are you already have it whether you display symptoms or not.

As for BBFS-I am sure it does happen. I even might have been offered it once myself at Artemis-though I am not sure that is what the young lady meant. I just thought afterwards that she might have been testing the waters with me. But if this concerns you-again-wear a condom yourself. This is what they are for. protection from STD.

But don't forget to have fun.

AM

[Akibono]

After reading about Artemis here I just have to visit!

I'm a little bit worried about sexually transmitted dieases thou. I cant see that issue being talked about anywhere in the forum so maybe that is no problem?


Most things in life are a calculated risk. Driving, eating in restaurants, and eating undercooked meats are all risks with deadly consequences. Hard to avoid all risks with sex. You would have to wear a full body suit with no contact. Kinda rules out kissing or any form of body contact. Plus, how clean are the beds in the room or the shoes they give you in the clubs.

Even with a condom, there are still risks if you are not careful. When you touch a girl's pussy, you will be exposed to bacteria and viruses. Even when you remove the condom, if you are not careful, you will be exposed to those same risks since the condom is contaminated.

Some people are afraid of public toilets and using towels in hotels. The only way to be truely safe is to avoid all sex with another person.

[Kimino]

Next Tuesday and Wednesday I'll probably be in Berlin in general, and at Artemis in particular.

So, at last, Wednesday will be my first time there during a lingerie night, unless it will be cancelled for some obscure reason, I'm a lucky guy.

It would be nice to meet someone from the forum.

But I'm sure it's going to be nice anyhow.

I'll send in my report soon after.

It's been a while since someone posted on this thread.

I've never been at Artemis in days like tue and wed. I guess I should expect not much action. Is that correct?

I thought I'd go around 5/6 pm, is that too early on those days?

Ciao to all!

[Angus Magee]

Next Tuesday and Wednesday I'll probably be in Berlin in general, and at Artemis in particular.

So, at last, Wednesday will be my first time there during a lingerie night, unless it will be cancelled for some obscure reason, I'm a lucky guy.

It would be nice to meet someone from the forum.

But I'm sure it's going to be nice anyhow.

I'll send in my report soon after.

It's been a while since someone posted on this thread.

I've never been at Artemis in days like tue and wed. I guess I should expect not much action. Is that correct?

I thought I'd go around 5/6 pm, is that too early on those days?

Ciao to all!

Hi,

You never know. Wednesday is not such a bad night to go. Unless you strenuously object to the girls wearing lingerie. In fact I think one of my best ever evenings at Artemis was on a Wednesday this past August or early September. And 5/6 pm sounds about right to me. It is always good to get there a little before shift change though you may have to retreat to the downstairs bar. Girls who have been there all day and have not done the business they want to do can be a bit relentless IME.

I doubt I will be there myself that day. But if you wanted to meet before for a coffee or drink, and don't mind coming to my area (Schöneberg), send me a PM and we can arrange that.

AM

[Angus Magee]

This short article appears to day in the B Z

http://www.bz-berlin.de/aktuell/berlin/wie-viel-seele-hat-ein-freudenhaus-article666229.html


For those that read German....

For those that do not you can use a translation page. It does not say too much. It is in contrast to an article that appeared last week about street prostitution. It talks mainly about how much cleaner it is at Artemis and am guessing it is part of the Artemis publicity machine.

I mean Artemis is clean-but then compared to the street, what isn't?

[Kimino]

I doubt I will be there myself that day. But if you wanted to meet before for a coffee or drink, and don't mind coming to my area (Schöneberg), send me a PM and we can arrange that.

AMThx Angus!

I'm not sure what's going to happen before "Artemis time", I'm with other peolple. If it's not this time we will meet on another occasion. Sure there's going to be other chances!

All the best!

[Skristel]

Hi guys.

I'm going to Artemis this Saturday 12/12/09. Does anybody know if gorgeous Anna from Russia is working or been seen around recently?

Pining for her!. Did her at last years Christmas do. Best f**k

[Angus Magee]

Hi guys.

I'm going to Artemis this Saturday 12/12/09. Does anybody know if gorgeous Anna from Russia is working or been seen around recently?

Pining for her!. Did her at last years Christmas do. Best f**k


Maybe give a bit of a description. Has she any physical attributes by which she can be identified.

I do not know any Annas at Artemis, Russian or otherwise. There was a girl named Aida last winter. From Russia, tall and very lusty. A great lay also.

Aida has not been seen since last winter.

AM

[Charles Browne]

Aida has not been seen since last winter.


And what a pity! Best sex I've ever had - IRL or otherwise.

Wish she would come back to Artemis!

[Angus Magee]

And what a pity! Best sex I've ever had - IRL or otherwise.

Wish she would come back to Artemis!


I'm always on the look out for her CB. And you'll be the first (heh-heh-well after me that is) to know when I find her.

[Skristel]

Maybe give a bit of a description. Has she any physical attributes by which she can be identified.

I do not know any Annas at Artemis, Russian or otherwise. There was a girl named Aida last winter. From Russia, tall and very lusty. A great lay also.

Aida has not been seen since last winter.

AMSee link

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[The Vulcan]

Hi All

Just a short not to all that are new to Artemis or about to explore. I've been there last week and it was Fantastic. Truly a Heaven on Earth.

I went around 1400 and stayed till 2000. Got the best out of both shifts. A real mix of girls and a vast choice as well. At any given time, there were about 35 in total. Rumanian, Bulgarian, Italian, Czech, Slovak and hot Brazilian girls galore. A nice Philippine girl as well amongst others that I passed on to. The wellness level is great, one of the best I've ever been too.

Really a nice experience and nothing to complain about. For sure I'll be back again. Sooner rather than later.

Wishing you all the same Heavenly experience.

Happy mongering.

[Angus Magee]

Hi All

Just a short not to all that are new to Artemis or about to explore. I've been there last week and it was Fantastic. Truly a Heaven on Earth.


Happy mongering.

Some details would be nice. Names of the girls with whom you had sessions, general impressions of said girls.

Glad you had a nice time though.

AM

[Banner123]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I hope to make my first trip to Berlin soon and I plan on visiting the Artemis Club.

Can someone tell me if it's possible to leave the club and return on the same day for the single admission price?

Thank you.

(I hope I posted this is the right place)

[Angus Magee]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I hope to make my first trip to Berlin soon and I plan on visiting the Artemis Club.

Can someone tell me if it's possible to leave the club and return on the same day for the single admission price?

Thank you.

(I hope I posted this is the right place)

Leaving & returning in one day is certainly possible. I have never done so myself so I am not sure of the exact procedure but I think you just have to tell the front desk (they speak English) and they sign you out & then back in again later, giving you a new wrist band.

[Dangerwank]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I hope to make my first trip to Berlin soon and I plan on visiting the Artemis Club.

Can someone tell me if it's possible to leave the club and return on the same day for the single admission price?

Thank you.

(I hope I posted this is the right place)You sign a sheet I even left my suitcase when it opened that morning the train station is very close so I jumped on the train and went into the city. But thats one thing liked about artemis you can come and go once you paid your 80 euro. I hope to see your report soon.

[Mac75]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I hope to make my first trip to Berlin soon and I plan on visiting the Artemis Club.

Can someone tell me if it's possible to leave the club and return on the same day for the single admission price?

Thank you.

(I hope I posted this is the right place)

See my report number 483 down the thread about sign in/out of Artemis.

[Banner123]

Cheers Angus.

One other question I have. On the website it says there is a daily table dance. Does anyone know what time this happens at?

TIA.

[Angus Magee]

Cheers Angus.

One other question I have. On the website it says there is a daily table dance. Does anyone know what time this happens at?

TIA.

Well, it is not really what I would call a table dance. Where I come from a table dance is where the dancer dances on a table right in front of you. It is more a strip tease/pole dance sort of thing. There are usually two dancers and starting at 21:00 or 22:00 (I am not sure which) they dance one after the other every hour on the hour for about 15 mins. total each time.

Some times it is okay but nothing worth getting too worked up about as they do not even take it all off. They strip down to a g-string.

[Angus Magee]

My visits to Artemis have fallen off this year. I am making it there now it seems about once in the month. The last time was the end of November and I am thinking of a visit in the week between Christmas & NYE. I seem to remember I was there last year during this week and had a great time. The line up was not as stunning as it can be but the girls were much more relaxed and open to flirt.

I am thinking of Tuesday Dec. 29th. I know it is unlikely but if anyone is planning a visit then let me know and we can arrange to meet.

AM

[Kurre]

I am thinking of Tuesday Dec. 29th. I know it is unlikely but if anyone is planning a visit then let me know and we can arrange to meet.

AMLet us know how it goes. I am planning a mongering trip between Jan. 1st and 10th, but I am undecided between Berlin, Frankfurt, Malaga and Prague. I might do a two-city tour or even take a quick hop to BKK.

As it is, I am leaving my flight bookings to the last minute.

Artemis is my top choice at the moment, but how is the line-up during first week of January?

[Dan Danger]

I've been several time to Palace because I often fly via Frankfurt and Palace is so convenient for a quick stopover.

This freezing cold weekend I decided to visit Berlin and the Artemis.

The below are my strictly subjective opinions and comparisons of the two places.

Location: both are easy to get to via public transit/taxi so they are about the same

Showers/lockers: here Palace wins by having a spa-like shower area with much more elegant feel. Artemis is more like a gym

Fittings and atmosphere:

A big plus to Palace for having a small separate smoking room. In Artemis the entire bar is allows smoking

Secondly, the entire Palace feel is much more elegant and classy. Artemis feels like a cheaper more downmarket version

Finally (and what we go for. The girls). I think at Palace I have seen more stunning girls (I was on Sunday night in both) but there were plenty of nice girls also at Artemis

So, would I return to Artemis? Definitely! But I would say Palace is a nicer place to spend my time.

[Angus Magee]

i know i said i was going to visit next week (the 29th) but i could not stay away. so off i went last night for what may well be the last visit of ‘09.

i arrived early (16:00) and predictably the place was about as quiet as i have ever seen it. almost no men and a rep001tering of extremely bored looking service providers in the up stairs bar. now this can go either way. if the girls have their game on they shift into service mode, chatting you up and cuddling in order to get you to the room. today went the other way. the girls that were there just seemed to demand a session and if you say no-the pout.

no worries though. i was mainly here to see my fave nicoletta and if anone else looked interesting….

so i retreated to the downstairs bar, read, had a sauna and waited until diner.

after eating i cooled my heels in the upstairs bar until i saw nicoletta heading for the dining room. i should have made my move then and reserved her first session as while in the dining room another punter (another regular she later told me) snagged her and reserved her for right after diner.

luckily i also had an alternate plan. liz (as i later found out her name to be) is a tall, young looking dark haired beauty. i had spotted her in the late afternoon and when nicoletta informed me of her other plans i went off in search.

i bumped into liz easily at the entrance to the wellness area and suggested a get to know you cuddle & kiss. at first a bit reluctant she soon warmed up as i had her laughing at some jokes and assured her that i was not just in this for a free feel up.

liz is (imho) a real beauty. as i mention she is tall, shoulder length jet black hair stylishly cut, wide hips, flat stomach and generous breasts. she also likes her piercings which may be off putting to some but on her i really liked them. they were tasteful & small but there were a few of them.

a quarter hour later we went off in search of a room of which there were many available. in the room liz turned out to be terribly sweet and i had the feeling that she is pretty new to the game. her service was not bad in any way but it had the flavor that inexperience brings. the negotiations were handled a bit awkwardly and when we got to the bj it was not the best i have ever had. not what i would call a bad bj-just not terribly skilled.

no matter-what i really wanted from this girl was to get my tongue down between her legs. and as it turned out she was quite amenable to this suggestion. and gentlemen liz has for me what has to be a dream pussy-absolutely beautiful and soft and tasty. and she was very responsive to old angus’ skills.

the session ended at very close to the half hour mark in doggy and was followed by a very nice cuddle and chat. liz seemed in no hurry to leave and enjoyed the sweet kissed i showered upon her all the way down the stairs to the money locker.

would i repeat? most definitely as i have the feeling that repeat sessions would really warm this girl up.

less than half an hour later i ran into nicoletta and retired to a bar bed for our pre-session chat & warm up. this lasted quite some time (almost an hour?) and she seemed in no rush to get to a room. this is exactly what i like about nicoletta-she goes with the flow and when i let her know i had just been to the room she knew to leave it a while.

i will not bother to detail the session except to say that it was, as always, excellent.

the remainder of the evening i spent trying to decide if i had another session in me or not. truthfully i think i could very well have managed it but for the fact that there were really no girls who really sparked an interest. and this lack of interest was magnified by the girls’ general aggressive behavior-not taking “no” for an answer and repeated advances really turned me off.

i left shortly after midnight and was home in very good time, well before 01:00.

so would i recommend a visit to artemis in the week between the holidays. it depends on how far you have to come. honestly i would not make a special trip but if you happen to be here anyway-go for it. the line up is quite depleted and nicoletta tells me that the girls who are gone will be drifting back throughout the first week in january. so by the 8th or 9th thing will probably be back up to speed in the hottie department.

thank for reading

am

[Norjan]

When I come to Artemis and have paid the entrance fee will I then get two keys, one for the safe and one for the clothes locker?

Can I bring my own bath shoes/sandals?

When going to a roo with a girl, will she choose which room to go to? Are the rooms similar?

Is there condoms in the room or do the girls bring them or do I have to bring my own?

After the session do I just leave the room with the girl?

How is payment done? Do I go to the safe immedeately with the girl and pay her before taking a shower?

Are the safes located near the front desk?

Do the girls work in shifts, for instance 11:00 - 19:00 and 19:00 - 05:00?

I have read about CIM but what about CIF (Cum in face)? Is that an extra provided by the girls?

[Angus Magee]

Hi Norjan,

Even though these questions have no doubt been answered before in the thread I guess it would be quite a task to search through & find them easily. So here goes Artemis 101-the basics.


When I come to Artemis and have paid the entrance fee will I then get two keys, one for the safe and one for the clothes locker?

You will be given one key on a wrist band that fits two corresponding lockers-a small safe and a clothes locker.



Can I bring my own bath shoes/sandals?

Bath shoes are provided but I am sure no one objects if you bring your own. Likewise with the bathrobe provided.


When going to a roo with a girl, will she choose which room to go to? Are the rooms similar?

You will go upstairs with the girl and she will chose the room. There are (I think) 28 rooms all of which are more or less the same. Some are a bit bigger, some smaller, some have round beds, some square, but there are no real differences. The only exception is room 14 which is tiny and has a small bed. The only time you might end up in room 14 is a very busy night when no others are available. But the girls generally chose rooms that they like so no worries there. And as I say, the room choice is somewhat dictated by what is available.

The other exception is that if it is busy (again) the girl might suggest that you go to the Kino and have sex. Then it depends upon how you feel about public sex. If no, then insist on a room. This could be a deal breaker (it is for me) and if it is you can wait upstairs for a room. The wait is generally less than ten minutes and can be put to good use snogging etc.

There are also two rooms downstairs next to the (downstairs) kino. These rooms are fine but have curtains instead of doors and the walls stop short of the ceiling. Again-if privacy is a real issue for you then you might avoid these rooms.

But don't worry about room choice. The girl will take the lead.


Is there condoms in the room or do the girls bring them or do I have to bring my own?

The girls supply the condoms unless you bring your own as I do. I have a particular brand I like so I have them available. But-I always check with the girl to make sure that she is comfortable with using them. Most are, but on occasion a girl will want to use her own. I do not push the point as I feel that unless the girl is comfortable, the service will suffer.


After the session do I just leave the room with the girl?

Yes, hopefully arm in arm and with a big ol' smile on your face;-))


How is payment done? Do I go to the safe immedeately with the girl and pay her before taking a shower?

Payment is made in cash, directly after the session on the way to the shower. Don't worry, the girl will know where to go...


Are the safes located near the front desk?

The safes are located on a landing near the front desk and just before you enter the lockers. Not sure why you ask? Are you scared of getting rolled for you wallet?


Do the girls work in shifts, for instance 11:00 - 19:00 and 19:00 - 05:00?

The day girls start at opening (11:00?) and work until about 19:00-21:00. The evening shift starts to arrive at around 18:00 and will all be there by 20:00. There is an overlap and I believe that the girls can work longer if they wish.


I have read about CIM but what about CIF (Cum in face)? Is that an extra provided by the girls?

COF or CIF is an extra that some but not all girls may provide. It will probably cost you 50 euros if the girl does it. I am not sure how common it is for the girls to offer COF. By nature it is a pretty messy thing with the risk of getting cum in the eyes high and at the very least ruining a girl's make up. This may not seem a big deal to you, but the girls do spend a significant amount of time applying the make up so a complete pasting of their face represents 20 minutes to half an hour down time to them.

As a result I think many girls will be reluctant to provide this service unless they know & trust you. Personally, if I wanted to COF I would look for the service in a bordello where it would be cheaper and you would more likely find a girl who is a bit more into it.

Let's face it, COF is a very porn-y thing to do. That is we see it in porn and as a result it becomes a thing we want to do. In reality (and this is just my opinion) it is a better fantasy than it is a reality unless you genuinely find a girl that loves having her face splattered. They are rare. They do exist.

That about does it.

Please-answering these questions took time & effort. All I ask is that you yourself take the time & effort required to write report. It does not need to be an epic. Just detail who you met and your general impressions of the girls & the place.

Regards.

AM

[Angus Magee]

Showers/lockers: here Palace wins by having a spa-like shower area with much more elegant feel. Artemis is more like a gym

I am not sure when you were last at Artemis but it deserves to be mentioned that since September Artemis has renovated the showers. The shower heads are now all (up & downstairs) the over head storm shower variety. Much, much better than the nasty spigots that used to drill you with half cold water. They also seem to have adjusted the water heater so that the water comes out hot almost immediately.

They have also provided a larger area to hang your robe & dry off. The over all feel of the locker room is, I agree, a bit utilitarian. But the recent reno has addressed & fixed a couple of, IMO, important details.

[Norjan]

Thank you for taking time answering my questions.

About the safes, I asked because I wanted to know if there were some kind of surveillance so I won't be robbed or ripped off.

Whats snogging? (making out?)

Again, thanks

Norjan

[Angus Magee]

yesterday i arrived early at artemis for a full day of sauna, relaxation and hopefully a repeat with liz who i met for the first time last week. it was very empty when i got there. a handful of men and just a couple of girls in the main bar.

i soon caught sight of liz who promptly disappeared upstairs with another punter. she was definitely the top choice at this early hour of the day. no worries though. i did a round of sauna and then headed back upstairs where i spotted her and made arrangements to meet in 15-20 minutes.

today i took an hour session with liz. it was a good session, not great but satisfying. liz is quite young (20 yrs.) and her inexperience does show. but then this is also part of the charm for old pervy angus isn’t it.

my real reason for the session was to spend a long time licking her pussy which is, imho, one of the nicest little quims i have seen in a while. to this she had no objection and responded both vocally and by getting really, really wet. i also have a thing for when the girl reaches down and holds my hands when i am licking. something about this feels very intimate to me.

and i also have to give liz pretty high marks on her bj. funny, it started not so great. but little a was a bit reticent and not really getting hard. the dear girl seemed to take this a bit personally and somehow redoubled her efforts, pulling out of her bag of tricks some sort of tongue movement coupled with head bobbing that got angus close to the edge over & over again. but then she would hold back a bit and start again. hey, maybe she isn’t as inexperienced as this old dog likes to think.

so after turning her over, spreading her but cheeks and giving her sweet little back door a good licking we applied the condom and finished satisfyingly in doggy.
by the time we finished the session, paid dear liz and showered it was time for diner. the usual artemis fare was served, decent but not spectacular, and in the dining room i spotted the girl who was, much much later, to be my next session. sitting with her two friends i could not help but be reminded of a twenty year old brigit bardot, my first boyhood sex symbol from the ‘60s.

but first i was to spend a good long while in the bar downstairs, in the sauna and just generally hanging around getting the feel of the place so that i could come back here and give a report to all of you old dogs.

the mood was a bit muted but not bad. early in the evening there were significantly more girls than men and to be sure many of the top girls were not to be seen. in fact my fave, nicoletta, was surprisingly absent. surprising as i have never been there when she has not shown up. i guess the girl needed a bit of a rest.

later on, at about 21:00-22:00, there was a serious influx of punters. many english guys seemed to show up (that is actually from england as the accents told me) and i think a umber of italians. the girls took this as a sign to get busy and for a while it was hard to spot a girl in the main bar. and downstairs was empty of girls. you can really gauge how busy things are at artemis by hanging at the bottom of the stairs. if there is a steady procession of girls coming down to check out the downstairs kino, things are slow.

last night i spent about a half an hour down on the bed/platforms and did not see one girl coming down for a peek. things were hopping i guess. and maybe there were not really enough girls there to keep up with business.

by about 23:00 i had more or less decided to call it a night. there were a couple of girls who peaked my interest but nobody that had me off in pursuit. then, just after the pole dance (which was excellent-a new dancer i had not seen before who was stunning and had me wishing that she was available…), i was suddenly face to face with the girl i had spotted in the dining room-the bb look alike.

we had a bit of a chat by the bar, i was interested but not sold yet, when she mentioned that she lived in frankfurt. i casually asked if she ever worked in any clubs there. it turns out that she works in oase.

sold.

i suggested a seat on a sofa to get acquainted. she suggested the kino.

oh.

i made it clear that i was not up for a kino session but she assured me that we would only relax there. and it was true that all the good relaxing spots in the bar were taken. off to the kino.

her name is tiziana (not 100% sure of the spelling) and she comes from ecuador. and unlike many of the artemis girls she knows how to play the game. the time in the kino was sweet as we chatted, kissed a bit and got to know each other a bit.

after about 15 minutes the kino filled up (with men….) and off we went to the room.

a spectacular session. one of the best i have had at artemis in a long, long while. her bj skill set is polished, kissing was oft & sensual and her pussy positively leaked juice. little a responded without hesitation and we soon were finishing up in a vigorous doggy. maybe i have to go visit south america.

would i repeat? oh yes. trouble being i am not sure just how regular tiziana will be at artemis. i questioned her on this and she just did not seem to know. i for one told her that if she sticks around at artemis she will be a popular girl as her level of service is certainly a step above the usual artemis service.

5 stars for tiziana-and she really does have tho look of an early twenties brigit bardot.

tiziana finished me off. i went from paying her to the showers to my locker to home. i hope to make it back soon but then i also think i should maybe start saving for a frankfurt road trip this spring.

thanks for reading.

am

[Angus Magee]

Thank you for taking time answering my questions.

About the safes, I asked because I wanted to know if there were some kind of surveillance so I won't be robbed or ripped off.

Whats snogging? (making out?)

Again, thanks

Norjan


Hi,

Sorry, I do forget that English is not the first language of many who read the forum. But yes, snogging means making out. If you have to wait for a room hopefully the girl is up for a bit of kissing & caressing. If she totally rejects this I would seriously consider bailing on the session. This would no doubt cause the girl some upset but if at that stage she is saying "no" who knows what is to come.

As for your security concerns-you can put those completely out of your head. This area is very, very public and yes there are surveillance cameras in place. Through out the club in fact.

I am not sure where you are used to mongering (visiting prostitutes) but at a club like Artemis you are totally safe in this regard. That is why you pay a bit more to go there rather than the sleazier and sometimes less expensive side of town.

AM

AM

[Charlie 123]

Thank you for taking time answering my questions.

About the safes, I asked because I wanted to know if there were some kind of surveillance so I won't be robbed or ripped off.

NorjanThis is not an issue you should worry about. I regularly take thousands of Euros into the place with no concern whatsoever.


I read also your earlier post with a series of other questions as to procedures at Artemis. I had most of those things on my mind the first time I visited. My advice to you - forget all of it!

The place is totally cool in terms of security and discretion and everything is superbly organised. Focus only on choosing well from the selection of lovelies and forget all the other issues. Picking the right girls is the make-or-break factor on whether or not you'll have a fabulous time there, and you need to channel all your energies into the processes of selection.

Good luck

charlie

[Norjan]

I've read somewhere that a guy got his dick cleaned with some kind of antiseptic wipe by a girl before a blowjob. Is that standard procedure at Artemis?

Do the girls shower between sessions?

Thanks

Norjan

[Norjan]

This is not an issue you should worry about. I regularly take thousands of Euros into the place with no concern whatsoever.

I read also your earlier post with a series of other questions as to procedures at Artemis. I had most of those things on my mind the first time I visited. My advice to you. Forget all of it!

The place is totally cool in terms of security and discretion and everything is superbly organised. Focus only on choosing well from the selection of lovelies and forget all the other issues. Picking the right girls is the make-or-break factor on whether or not you'll have a fabulous time there, and you need to channel all your energies into the processes of selection.

Good luck

CharlieThanks Charlie

Thousands of Euros? Really?

Is it a safe walk from the S-bahn station to Artemis? No gipsys?

How much does a Taxi from, for instance, Alexanderplatz to Artemis cost?

[Toscana]

Is it a safe walk from the S-bahn station to Artemis? No gipsys?

How much does a Taxi from, for instance, Alexanderplatz to Artemis cost?I'd be more worried about carrying thousands of Euros on Alexanderplatz. Don't worry. If you survive on Alex you will survive the area around Artemis. ;-) There would probably be no one at all on the walk to the club, let alone hordes of thieving gypsies.

You would have to be really unlucky to have safety problems. I never even think about it. Just take normal reasonable precautions, as I would in any European city. If you are that worried, best to stay at home.

And why spend a small fortune on a taxi, when the S Bahn takes you straight there? Only if you are desperate for a shag, because it'll likely be a few minutes quicker. However, if you leave much after midnight the S Bahn may have closed (check the timetable), so then a taxi will be your only option. Cost, I would think maybe EUR 20-25, but maybe someone else knows better.

[Kimino]

I've read somewhere that a guy got his dick cleaned with some kind of antiseptic wipe by a girl before a blowjob. Is that standard procedure at Artemis?
No, but some girls do. It happened to me more than once. Not a particularly sexy thing. :-)


Do the girls shower between sessions?I don't think between every session. But maybe they are very fast at showering.

Norjan, I've been to Artemis quite a bunch of time, if I can give you a suggestion: relax! Go there and have fun. You will love it!

Ciao

[Norjan]

I'd be more worried about carrying thousands of Euros on Alexanderplatz. Don't worry. If you survive on Alex you will survive the area around Artemis. ;-) There would probably be no one at all on the walk to the club, let alone hordes of thieving gypsies.Ok, sounds good.

What about cell phone? Is it allowed to talk in the cell phone at Artemis and can I have it in the safe?

Norjan

[Angus Magee]

I've read somewhere that a guy got his dick cleaned with some kind of antiseptic wipe by a girl before a blowjob. Is that standard procedure at Artemis?

Do the girls shower between sessions?

Thanks

Norjan


Hi Norjan,

Sounds like you have an awful lot of worries.

The antiseptic wipe thing does happen but not very often. Myself I find it quite unpleasant but it does not have to be a complete mood killer. And as I always say-anything that makes the girl a wee bit more comfortable is probably a good thing.

Do the girls shower? I sure hope so. I have heard of girls that are so keen on making money that they don't properly shower but I am sure that this is the rare exception. Most of the girls are scrupulously clean.

But....

It is a fact of FKK life that the girl you are banging has been with multiple partners. Her pussy has been licked & poked by any number of the guys sitting next to you in the sauna or in the dining room. Their love juice has been fired at her breasts and dripped off those nipples you suck so fervently.So if these thoughts really bother you perhaps it is not for you this hobby.

[Toscana]

I've read somewhere that a guy got his dick cleaned with some kind of antiseptic wipe by a girl before a blowjob. Is that standard procedure at Artemis?

Do the girls shower between sessions?

Thanks

NorjanWell, maybe all the girls that Angus sees have a shower every time before and after they see him, but I am pretty sure that this is not generally the case.

This does not mean that the hygiene is not immaculate. I would say that with most girls the parts that need it are tended to scrupulously. But 20 or more showers a day? No, probably not good for the skin.

There are always exceptions, but I think the cleanliness standards in the FKKs are high. Among the women anyway...... Any other opnions on that?

[Iseeu]

And why spend a small fortune on a taxi, when the S Bahn takes you straight there? Only if you are desperate for a shag, because it'll likely be a few minutes quicker. However, if you leave much after midnight the S Bahn may have closed (check the timetable), so then a taxi will be your only option. Cost, I would think maybe EUR 20-25, but maybe someone else knows better.
Agree- it's a straight trip on the S-Bahn from A-platz and much less expensive. During most hours of the day, it may be quicker via S-Bahn than taking a taxi from A-Platz on the east side of the city to Artemis which is all the way on the west side. I've taken a taxis from that area to Artemis and back and it costs about 20 Euro each way.

[Iseeu]

Well, maybe all the girls that Angus sees have a shower every time before and after they see him, but I am pretty sure that this is not generally the case.

This does not mean that the hygiene is not immaculate. I would say that with most girls the parts that need it are tended to scrupulously. But 20 or more showers a day? No, probably not good for the skin.

There are always exceptions, but I think the cleanliness standards in the FKKs are high. Among the women anyway...... Any other opnions on that?
Hard to generalize. Many of the women are scrupulously clean since they are even more afraid than we are about infection, disease, and residues of body fluids. But, there are exceptions to the rule and some of us can vividly recall getting down to business on an FKK woman only to be cruelly reminded of a previous customer's presence. :(
Most FKK SP will shower at the beginning of the day and then wash after the session those body parts that came into use during the session. It's not only for hygienic reasons- smelling nice and clean is part of their sales pitch and most members of the male species aren't turned on by other men's pheromones. They need to wash those away to let their own pheromones come front and center.

[Norjan]

Hi Norjan,

Sounds like you have an awful lot of worries.

The antiseptic wipe thing does happen but not very often. Myself I find it quite unpleasant but it does not have to be a complete mood killer. And as I always say-anything that makes the girl a wee bit more comfortable is probably a good thing.

Do the girls shower? I sure hope so. I have heard of girls that are so keen on making money that they don't properly shower but I am sure that this is the rare exception. Most of the girls are scrupulously clean.It's just that I read on this forum that on a busy night you migth be forced to grab a girl right after she gotten paid by a previous customer and then I guess she will have no time for a shower.

Norjan

[Jayleesf]

It's just that I read on this forum that on a busy night you migth be forced to grab a girl right after she gotten paid by a previous customer and then I guess she will have no time for a shower.

NorjanI've actually never seen a girl go with another customer right after getting paid by the previous customer. They usually put money into their lockers and then head to the back room. I honestly don't remember any time a girl went straight from one customer to another w/o hitting the back room. Of course, this does not mean they shower back there, but there is no way to really know this.

[Nukrimo]

It's just that I read on this forum that on a busy night you migth be forced to grab a girl right after she gotten paid by a previous customer and then I guess she will have no time for a shower.

NorjanWhen I've done that she invariably asks me to wait for her while she freshens up. I suppose that it might vary between girls, but I would think (or hope) that most if not all do it that way.

[Nukrimo]

I found this link on another forum, it's apparently a documentary which ran last night on TV in Germany. Runs just over 30 minutes, and seems quite interesting from first glance.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5276879

[Paride 1966]

I read a lot about Artemis on this and in other forums.

Last week, taking advance from a business trip in Berlin, I had the chance to be there for two afternoon in a row.

I have to state first that I have, already, visited other FKK (World, Oase, Golden Time and Villa Vertigo); what I noticed immediately at Artemis is that the girls are, in general, very aggressive and You are forced to always repeat: " I am now relaxing; maybe later".

I am looking for quality during my sessions with girls; I am not interested to do 3 or 4 sessions in one day of half hour each.

Rather I am interested to have one session only per day but with a girl that I really like.

It is obvious that the girl sex appeal is essential, but, according to me, we need something else to fully enjoy the sessions.

It must be a minimum of "chemistry" otherwise the session won't be very satisfactory.

From my previous experiences I learnt that a good system to see if the girl is good for me is the smile; if the girl doesn't smile, I don't keep her into consideration.

Instead if the girl has a "radiant" smile, You may see that she "likes" You or at least you are not her disgusting; of course she is working, but if there is a minimum of feeling.

Having said that following my esperience with Monica (Polish):

- After having been approached by many girls, while I am relaxing in the swimming pool area, it draws near me a blonde (Monica) girl that smiles at me and she lays down close to me making me taste her delicious perfume.

Monica is a wonderful girl: 30 years old, 1. 80 meters, long blonde hairs almost withe, blu eyes, delicate features, long legs, velvety skin and perfect back.

In my personal opinion she deserves a 10.

After a short conversation in the main bar I asked her if she kiss and if COB was included in the standard service.

She replied yes at both questions and then I propose her to go for half an hour in the Kino and, in case, to proceed with an other half an hour in the room.

In the Kino it starts a fantastic half an hour for me; light kisses, DFK, bbj, caresses and embraces like we were in love. We touched each other almost everywhere and she told me that my hands emanate a particular heat.

To be continued

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.

[Angus Magee]

I found this link on another forum, it's apparently a documentary which ran last night on TV in Germany. Runs just over 30 minutes, and seems quite interesting from first glance.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5276879


Many thanks for posting this Nukrimo. I am DLing as I write this and will post a report after I watch it. I hope the German is not too difficult to understand.

AM

[Bearsk]

The ice and snow dampen the punterload on Wednesday. I showed up around 1pm and left by 6.
Interesting array, some of the usuals based in 3 months ago.
Menu notables:
Fatima from Slovakia - I am sure she was Ivana last time. Slim, shoulder length brown hair, wears a contraceptive patch on her arm
Sol a girl from Buenos Aires who lives in Spain and travels back and forward every second week - Brunette, long hair, big tits (? real), amply shaped butt.
Kathleen, blond slim girl from near Berlin, 29 - excellent skin, green eyes and extremely nice.
Iris from Gostova in Romania - blonde, long hair, brown eyes, nice body.
Samantha tall dark haired from Berlin, long legs.
Liz also from Berlin, strking blue eyes with bob mousey hair, nice body. Piercings +++, including her cheek.
Black girls - Naomi from Jamaica, Girl from Lagos in Nigeria and another girl who was popular but did not come to speak to me.
Two Thai girls both from Udon Thani, named Lekkie (see previous post) and Inca.
Amie, a Brasilian I had been with before and posted on, looked good and Kim, an all time favorite.

Started with Kim, who near killed me last time. Very nice girl from Brasil, great session similar to last time. Finished with a head and scalp massage which was fantastic. She only wanted half hour when we had gone longer, I think - time became irrelevant. I gave her a couple of small gifts.

Naomi - cute face and lips, large breasts, good talker, she is apparently new, older 30 she says. Unfortunately she was son the upsell for an hour as soon as we got in the room and then wanted extra for BJ. She also brought a "massage kit" in a paper shopping bag - I was not keen on the massage. The sex was good, she was willing, lots of encouragement, offered the backdoor and DATY but i was not keen on either. At the end, she reached into her bag and pulled out a squirter bottle of cleaning alcohol - dooshed me down there and wiped, so I feel like some sort of completed chemistry experiment. I was polite but just paid her and got done. Would have mentioned to "Rod Stewart" but he was not around. This one is not for everyone and suggest negotiate carefully before trying.

After some recover and surveying. Talked to the Thai girls, decided to take Inca. Petite, breast implants, cure face, great little butt. Excellent BBBJ, almost CIM but held back. No problem with size. Gentle start slowly into full scale, frenetic bang. She let me screw her from behind while she hung onto the window sill and I held her legs. She seemed to like being picked up. When we got back on the bed she started playing with herself and asked me to fuck her very slow and deep (Sure). She had a funny little organism and went all quiet then gushed fluid. When she recovered she started with BBBJ again, was not keen on CIM so jerked me off while sucking my balls. Nice performance. She had told me she did not kiss but kissed me full on the lips when I paid her.

I rode off into the sunset on the S bahn. I signed out with intent to come back but later in the night but lapsed into deep sleep and could not get back for the late shift.

I will try and return later in the week. Fatima, Kathleen and Sol are on my fantasy list, Liz might be interesting; Kim is an all time favorite.
Travel safely guys.
BSK

[Angus Magee]

i will try and return later in the week. fatima, kathleen and sol are on my fantasy list, liz might be interesting; kim is an all time favorite.
travel safely guys.
bsk

good report bearsk. check out my last two reports for more on liz. i have been with her twice. a half hour the first time and then i was back a week later for the hour.

briefly-she is a very nice girl and i find her sexy as all get out. but she does lack a bit of experience and so has to be coached a bit in the bj department. she tends to have one speed to her bj-fast. i try to get her to slow down at least at first. but she is open to suggestion and does not get all insulted when i try to coach her. this is a plus.

what i like most about her is her fleshy pussy. licking her is a dream for me.

she also is not keen on kissing. at least not yet, maybe after repeat sessions?


and as to the slovakian girl you mention-are you sure it isn't vivian? the description matches right down the the arm patch. vivian is another fave of mine. i do not get to see her much as she generally only works weekdays and i generally only visit on saturday. her reverse cow girl always send me over the edge. very athletic girl.

am

[Provaker]

Enjoy.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5276879

[Bearsk]

Check out my last two reports for more on Liz. A half hour the first time and then I was back a week later for the hour.... has to be coached a bit in the bj department...What I like most about her is her fleshy pussy. Licking her is a dream for me.
She also is not keen on kissing. At least not yet, maybe after repeat sessions?
AM
I will see whether I can contribute to her education.


Vivian is another fave of mine.
AM
I think you are right. I think she may be feeling the void ... she did not look too happy on Wednesday, which is why i did not take her. She cam up and asked why I did not like her. I told her she was cute but I was tired. I missed her the last time.

As a friend PMed: I need to screw more Europeans - go to Artemis and do a Brasilian, Jamaican and a Thai - no wonder the more local girls are paranoid - could be an equal opportunity issue.

[Lorenzo]

Monica is a wonderful girl: 30 years old, 1. 80 meters, long blonde hairs almost withe, blu eyes, delicate features, long legs, velvety skin and perfect back.

In my personal opinion she deserves a 10.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.
I had the pleasure of sampling Monica a few months ago when I was in Berlin. She is indeed an experience to treasure, and I have many fond memories of her. I liked her so much that I went back for a second hour with her the next day. I agree 100% with your assessment.

[Paride 1966]

Her intoxicating perfume and her velvety skin has really sent me in ecstasy.

Before going to the room she took my head driving it to her pussy nearly forcing me to give her a slow DATY, then more and more in growing up to her orgasm.

She said that it was time that she didn't have an orgasm of that kind; seeing my sceptic face, she guided my fingers in her pussy telling me: " Feel as wet I am! ".

At this point we moved to the room close to the first floor Kino where we made love (as she said) in the classic position and then with doggy position. I ended with a COB on her breast.

Still blissfully upset by this marvelous experience I asked her if the day after she will be in Artemis. She told me we may meet at 3. 00 PM.

The day after I arrived to the club at 1. 00 PM and after a light lunch and a coffee I moved to the swimming pool area to relax.

As usual I received a lot of visits from many nice girls but, just for today, my eyes were only for Monica.

At 3. 00 PM I met Monica we agreed to do the same of the day before but with a session of one hour and a half.

I have to say that the second day was even better than the first one.

I have only to add that in the Kino an other punter was more interested to us than to the movie.

At that point Monica said to him: ". We are lovers. ".

Closing my report I have to say that I will remeber for long time my experience to Artemis and I tried to be back as soon as possible even if Berlin if not within my normal business routes.

I hope to have a chance to see Monica again.

Greeting to all forum members.


I read a lot about Artemis on this and in other forums.

Last week, taking advance from a business trip in Berlin, I had the chance to be there for two afternoon in a row.

I have to state first that I have, already, visited other FKK (World, Oase, Golden Time and Villa Vertigo); what I noticed immediately at Artemis is that the girls are, in general, very aggressive and You are forced to always repeat: " I am now relaxing; maybe later".

I am looking for quality during my sessions with girls; I am not interested to do 3 or 4 sessions in one day of half hour each.

Rather I am interested to have one session only per day but with a girl that I really like.

It is obvious that the girl sex appeal is essential, but, according to me, we need something else to fully enjoy the sessions.

It must be a minimum of "chemistry" otherwise the session won't be very satisfactory.

From my previous experiences I learnt that a good system to see if the girl is good for me is the smile; if the girl doesn't smile, I don't keep her into consideration.

Instead if the girl has a "radiant" smile, You may see that she "likes" You or at least you are not her disgusting; of course she is working, but if there is a minimum of feeling.

Having said that following my esperience with Monica (Polish):

- After having been approached by many girls, while I am relaxing in the swimming pool area, it draws near me a blonde (Monica) girl that smiles at me and she lays down close to me making me taste her delicious perfume.

Monica is a wonderful girl: 30 years old, 1. 80 meters, long blonde hairs almost withe, blu eyes, delicate features, long legs, velvety skin and perfect back.

In my personal opinion she deserves a 10.

After a short conversation in the main bar I asked her if she kiss and if COB was included in the standard service.

She replied yes at both questions and then I propose her to go for half an hour in the Kino and, in case, to proceed with an other half an hour in the room.

In the Kino it starts a fantastic half an hour for me; light kisses, DFK, bbj, caresses and embraces like we were in love. We touched each other almost everywhere and she told me that my hands emanate a particular heat.

To be continued

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.

[Charles Browne]

Most of you probably already know, but I'll tell you anyway; there are a bunch of new pictures of the girls working at Artemis on their webpage:

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/girls.php

Check it out!

[Super Cum 500]

Are prices here same as FKK in frankfurt such as Oase and Palace?

Which is best?

THanks

[Angus Magee]

Most of you probably already know, but I'll tell you anyway; there are a bunch of new pictures of the girls working at Artemis on their webpage:

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/girls.php

Check it out!

Hey CB,

I was just going to post this last night when your post showed up.

I have to comment that who ever took the photos was either not very good or did a rush job. Maybe both. IMHO the photos are lousy and do not do many of the girls justice, even considering the masks.

A striking example is the photo of the recently discussed Liz. Were I choosing from a photo I would never chose her from this example. The camera angle they shoot her from simply highlights her worst features. In person she has a far more pleasing, sexy look. This photo just makes her look heavy.

Nicoletta (my current favorite FBE) is pictured with Rosie and is wearing a blond wig to disguise herself. The picture is not bad but does not really do her justice.

I wonder if they charge the girls for the photos or suck up the cost themselves?

AM

[Bearsk]

Retrun to Artemis after a days business break.
Arrived around 1.30 - many more girls than clients and most clients need playing. The fish were biting.
Notables:
Mellis from Ankara - light complexion and great breast with pink nipples.
Fiona from Senegal - black as the ace of spaces, nicely done, miltiple languages.
Given that I had been everywhere but Europe earlier in the week, i decided to try and support/sample the local girls and follow some of Angus' advice.

Found Vivian (AKA Fatima) from Slovakia - she told me some guys don"t like "Vivian" as a name so she mixes it up. Long chat with her no rush. Wonderful person, working more now because business of down. Took her for an hour, her first of the day. Great eyes, cute smaller breast with responsive nipples. Excellent session. Someone once described successful cuninlingus as "landing like a butterfly and leaving like a bulldog in a lather". Well that is very apt. This girl's clit is her epicentre and quickly became the center of my world. We fucked solidly. Finished talked some more. She then left the club - she told me she comes and goes as she pleases and had some friends to meet. Summary: a must do for DATY lovers.

I had my list from earlier in the week that included Liz and Kathleen, 2 german girls. Liz was no where to be seen. Kathleen was around but busy.

I was approached by Alina (aka Anita) from Budapest and Anita from Colombia who had been touting as a dupla. Alina is about 175cm tall and nicely built, muscular but lithe, great smile, 22yo. I took her. She was great on the BBBJ and enthusiastic about fucking but not into deep pounding. This was disappointing since I really like the feel of riding a tall athletic girl. She had an issue with my size. This was fine but I became content to let her get on top and grind her clit into my pubic bone while i played with her amples tits (incidentally she does not like nipple stimulation, which hurts, whole breast massage is her deal - I did not charge extra for this). She offered CIM to finish which i declined so she blew and HJed me until it was time. Tremendous mouth. She got a little teary when we were talking afterwards, so I gave her a small gift, seemed to please. Summary: I would like to do again, more time to see if she loosens up.

I left for several hours and came back around 10.30pm.
Was looking for Kathleen and Liz - nada. Saw Kim, my Brasilan favorite but then she left.
Hooked up with Iris 26 from Gostova in Romania. Dyed blonde, small breasts with great nipples and perfect arse. After a wait for the room, started the deal with DATY which she love and set the scene. After helping me with her talented mouth, she looked and told me "I have had a very quiet day, I hope you are ready to really fuck me with this" She loves to get pounded hard and provided considerable verbal encouragement. Summary: Rises to favorite list.

After some relaxation, I was getting ready to leave. Part of me wanted another, while part of me said go home. I considered Leki - Thai girl, who can always get me to perform. I then ran into Carrie who looks like she's Brasilian but is actually a Mozambique-Russian cross born in East Berlin, 172cm tall, breast augment with silicone. I very much enjoyed talking to her and so asked her upstairs. I was not so up to form but still enjoyed it. It was nice to spend time with her and she was a great BJ. For a tall girl, small tight pussy. Will explore again if I come back.

So an exploration of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, with several twists. Enjoy my friends.

[Angus Magee]

Retrun to Artemis after a days business break.
Arrived around 1.30 - many more girls than clients and most clients need playing. The fish were biting.
.

Solid report Bearsk.

I am glad that you tried Vivian (Fatima) and that you hit it off with her. I find her a very sweet girl and the gentle pooner is rewarded with her performance. She is one of those girls who you can have a nice long chat with before heading to the room. i always appreciate that. And she does get really wet from oral.

Alina does sound interesting. I'll have to look for her. Any idea if she works evenings?

Of course I will ad to the RoD thread.

AM

[Edie72]

It is interesting the new foto archive of Artemis. A lot of new faces.

Angus, can you help and tell us the nationality of every girl?

I think it will be a good information.

Thanks

[Bearsk]

I am glad that you tried Vivian ... I find her a very sweet girl and the gentle pooner is rewarded with her performance. She is one of those girls who you can have a nice long chat with before heading to the room. i always appreciate that. And she does get really wet from oral.AM
I had some explaining to do at Heathrow about the Slovakian girl in my suitcase. She and I have eloped ... She did sayshe had not seen you for a while and had something special for you!!



Alina does sound interesting. I'll have to look for her. Any idea if she works evenings?AM Did not get to talk to her too much. She was there on Wed evening and Friday evening so I guess so. She lives in Berlin and only goes back home occassionally. She reminds me a bit of Wanda Curtis - Hungarian, reddish, light brown hair, nice build. In looking at the pic of Wanda, Alina may have a better face and did not have the purple thing.



Of course I will ad to the RoD thread.AM

I am honored. Thank you Mr. Magee.

At Artemis on Friday, we discussed the pictures not doing justice on the website in recent threads. its difficult because the girls want some privacy. So we left with trying to describe and compare. A member by PM asked me about Kim, the Brasilian - no she is not a mulata mixed more coffee with blue or green - the guys on Wed decided she looks a bit like Rachel Darrian, former Penthouse girl and AVN star. Pic attached. Obviously of Rachel not Kim

Not sure when I will get back to Berlin.

[Angus Magee]

Are prices here same as FKK in frankfurt such as Oase and Palace?

Which is best?

THanks

Over all prices at Artemis are more expensive.

Entry-80 euros
1/2 hr. of room time with bbbj,sex-60 euros

extras are generally the same

CIM-50
Anal-100


It is interesting the new foto archive of Artemis. A lot of new faces.

Angus, can you help and tell us the nationality of every girl?

I think it will be a good information.

Sorry-can not really help you hear. But I can say that I find Artemis has a fairly good mix of nationalities. Poles, Bulgarians, Romanians, Russian, Ukrainian,Lithuanian, Moldavian,German, Spanish, Brazilian, Columbian-are just a few I have run across there. It is not really to heavily weighed with the EE girls but of course a bit.


AM

[Angus Magee]

I had been corresponding with Ortos and trying to put together a short weekend trip to Oase or World next weekend. Maybe both. But after sitting down yesterday morning and doing the math I decided that the trip was not really financially possible at this time. Not if I also want to get the rent paid next month.

So after an afternoon of hemming & hawing over whether or not to then visit Artemis this or next weekend, off I went at around 16:00.

I am very glad I did. After the usual Milch Cafe at the upstairs bar and a round of sauna I entered the main room at around 17:30 and saw a vaguely familiar face.

Could it be?

This dark haired, slight beauty also stopped and looked at me with that look of-from where do I know you?

It was Gabriela(calling herself either Maya or Myra-not sure which- for her stay at Artemis) of Oase-one of the two girls I really wanted to see if I did visit Oase. Oh happy day!

We found a sofa and quickly got reacquainted with Old Angus gushing maybe a bit too much about how happy he was to see her. But hey-I was. If I can not go to Oase, Oase, it seems, comes to me.

Gabriela is a lovely as I remember. Visually a real treat-small frame, small but perfect breasts, dark hair and eyes and kissable lips. We chatted for a while but I was pretty eager to get to a room with her and so after a very short make out session off we went to find a room.

I was, I must admit, just a wee bit anxious that the session would turn out a disappointment. We found a room (it was busy and already rooms were in short supply) and the first thing I told sweet Gabriele is that we were there for the hour. This seemed to please her.

I quickly saw that the session was not to be a disappointment and Gabriele is as skilled a lover as I remembered from last time. Everything was just perfect. The bj-top notch. Slow, deep with just the right pressure to keep the pot boiling.

After a long mutual oral we put on the condom and Gabriele climbed aboard. Now I have to say that this is not usually a favorite position for me-cow girl-as I find that unless the girl knows how to move I do not really feel much and can easily lose my hard on. But Gabriele knows just how to move her hips and it worked great. She soon jumped off and turned around-reverse cowgirl. Again, this can be a disaster for ol’Angus or a delight. This time, the later, and in fact I really had to stay in control as Gabriele fluidly flexed he pussy up and down on a rock hard little A.

And what a view! With her sweet little ass and cinnamon star undulating in front of my eyes just begging me to reach out and squeeze, caress and generally worship as she worked her magic.

I could have easily finished like this and did in have to slow her down more than once to keep it going. But I dearly wanted to finish in doggy so I flipped Gabriele around ( and she is small enough so that one can literally flip her acrobatically into new position) and started to fuck her from behind.

Again heaven.

But we were not finished. After a good solid doggy, and I was getting close more than once but her beauty and sexiness really had me inspired so I kept holding it off. We finally switched to a the traditional, and sometime highly satisfying missionary.

And this is were I finally could hold out no longer. Or maybe Gabriele decided it was time to get me off and started to really use her pussy control muscles. What ever the case her puss just started to massage Little A in a way that I rarely feel. And that was what it took to, with a lasting, powerful climax, collapse into this unimaginably sexy woman's arms where I rested, still inside, for some minutes.

The afterglow was lovely and we chatted for some time before finally dragging ourselves away to pay Gabriele her fee. This was one of the best sessions I have had in many months. Definitely a contender for the top 2010 list in some 11 1/2 months time.

Now the trouble with such a session is how does one follow it? I had tsted perfection. What next.

I did hang around, ate, chatted with various girls, considering and waiting for inspiration to strike. Truth be told I also considered waiting and then grabbing Gabriele for another round and perhaps this is what I should have done. For eventually I decided, after a nice encounter on a couch, to give Anita (reported upon by Bearsk below) a spin.

I had, over the past 5 months or so, had a few talks with Anita and always found her alluring. But something has always derailed the session before we could actually get to a room. This time I decided to go for it. But by the time I felt I had enough mojo to take on another girl rooms were in very short supply and there were couples waiting in the upstairs foyer like 727’s stacked up over O’Hare.

So off we went to the downstairs rooms off the basement kino. The room we found was filthy-a definite turn off for me-and noisy with grunts and groans coming from the kino and girls prowling the hall way looking for rooms.

What can I say-the session was a disaster. I guess it was partly a result of my stunning earlier session and partly, I feel, Anita’s lack of experience. But I quickly realized that things just would not come together. I found her bj quite toothy and lost my erection when she tried to put on the condom. At this point I just cut the losses, told her I just wanted a cuddle and ran out the half hour.

Anita is a sweet girl and I would not say that she did anything wrong really. The failure was mostly circumstantial and I would say to my fellow pooners that if you meet her she is a worthy partner-just not a sexual athlete.

I did hang in for a while longer. But the evening had turned quite frenetic and the girls were in full making money mode. There were lots of them, lots of new faces and a few old ones I had not seen in a while-Ella, who I had not seen since maybe October, was back and so was Vika from the Ukraine, Conchetta (the bj queen) and Hungarian Erica. All worthy providers.

I left at around 01:00 and was home in short order via the S-Bahn and a short bus ride-exhausted in bed by 01:45.

My only concern-the temptation I now feel to head back for a mid week Gabriele fix before she leaves for home….

[Jensvalt]

Hi all,

Thanks for all the valuable information on Artemis. It has been a while since my last visit so all information I appreciated.

I will visit Artemis on Wednesday, probably arriving around 3pm. Would be nice to hook up with someone from ISG. Is anyone else planning an Artemis visit on Wednesday, by any chance?

Either way, I will naturally try and get back with a report from my visit.

Jens

[Bearsk]

Gabriela is a lovely as I remember. Visually a real treat-small frame, small but perfect breasts, dark hair and eyes and kissable lips. We chatted for a while but I was pretty eager to get to a room with her and so after a very short make out session off we went to find a room. Nice


I had, over the past 5 months or so, had a few talks with Anita and always found her alluring. But something has always derailed the session before we could actually get to a room.

What can I say-the session was a disaster. I guess it was partly a result of my stunning earlier session and partly, I feel, Anita’s lack of experience. But I quickly realized that things just would not come together. I found her bj quite toothy and lost my erection when she tried to put on the condom. At this point I just cut the losses, told her I just wanted a cuddle and ran out the half hour.
Oh dear! Similar thing happened to me the other night on the final landing attempt. I must say I can't do the Kino thing and dirty places turn me right off. The room queue is not great. For that reason I generally prefer day time because its quieter and the bar in less smokey.

On Anita/Alina, I think she needs a little slow education, she is still young at 22. Her BJ for me was good but i was giving her instruction every step of the way in the room - in the Kino, I don't think I would feel I could do that.

[Ortos]

My only concern-the temptation I now feel to head back for a mid week Gabriele fix before she leaves for home….


Son of a *****! Here I am in Frankfurt, looking for Gabirella at a Messe-afflicted Oase, and there she is in fucking Berlin! Scheisse! Well, I am glad this benefits, you, old Angus! And I fully understand why now you would defer your trip down here for future dates...

But do tell us, we masses of Gabriella fans down here in her home BundesLand of Hesse: Did Gabriella indicate clearly how long she would stay in Artemis and when exactly she would return to Oase? You suggest she will be at Artemis for a few more days. Any chance she told you her plans for next weekend?

Anyway, it is indeed funny the way these things work out...

Btw: I was at World last night and it was rocking! Lots of talent there too...

Ortos

[Angus Magee]

Son of a *****! Here I am in Frankfurt, looking for Gabirella at a Messe-afflicted Oase, and there she is in fucking Berlin! Scheisse! Well, I am glad this benefits, you, old Angus! And I fully understand why now you would defer your trip down here for future dates...

But do tell us, we masses of Gabriella fans down here in her home BundesLand of Hesse: Did Gabriella indicate clearly how long she would stay in Artemis and when exactly she would return to Oase? You suggest she will be at Artemis for a few more days. Any chance she told you her plans for next weekend?

Anyway, it is indeed funny the way these things work out...

Btw: I was at World last night and it was rocking! Lots of talent there too...

Ortos


I did ask and she was her usual slightly evasive self. She did say "I have been here a week and will stay another week" but did not specifically mention which day she will return. I imagine she will be here until next Sunday.

She is an extraordinary service provider. Just lovely.

And I did mention to her that if she wants to move to Berlin I have a spare room at my place available.

Heh, heh, heh....

[Angus Magee]

Nice
- in the Kino, I don't think I would feel I could do that.

In fact I was in one of the 4 small rooms off the kino in the back. They are in fact private but open at the ceiling and with curtains for a door. I have had perfectly good sessions in these rooms in the past. In fact the sounds coming from the kino added to the effect.

But last night was different for some reason. I think over all I felt a wee bit rushed by Anita. And this can be very bad for little A.

But the main thing I think was the inevitable comparison with the previous session which was just too good and too fresh in memory.

AM

[Angus Magee]

Lads-last night seemed in all respects a very normal evening at Artemis. But in conversation with Anita (Hungary) she told me some sad news.

It seems Ekki, Rod Stewart as he is often referred to here due to his remarkable resemblance to that aging rocker, died of a heart attack some time early Saturday morning.

I had not a whole lot of contact with Ekki. As I am a regular though we always exchanged hellos and I had a couple of conversations. He seemed a very likable fellow to me. And Anita told me that many of the girls were quite upset last night. He was well liked by them and apparently always went to bat for them.

It is my understanding of death (and of course I do not "know")that it is much more a liberation than anything else (I mean being in a body has it's advantages-FKK visits for one-but it is not everything there is) so I do not spend too much time in sadness.

But on a human level, where bodies are quite important-I do feel somewhat saddened by this event. And it is always a reminder to us. We ain't here forever...

I post the following as my tribute to Ekki, a man I did not know well, but from whom I benefited due to his work.

Ekki Egbert-General Manager at Artemis FKK


He said "Never wait or hesitate
Get in kid, before it's too late
You may never get another chance
'Cos youth a mask but it don't last
live it long and live it fast"
Georgie was a friend of mine

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/The+Killing+Of+Georgie+Part+I+And+Ii/11613920

and

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Sailing/1672998

I hope the link works for everyone. They are both, IMO, great songs.

AM

[Capt Dan]

Well said AM and a very nice and a well written tribute.

[Nukrimo]

Lads-last night seemed in all respects a very normal evening at Artemis. But in conversation with Anita (Hungary) she told me some sad news.

It seems Ecki, Rod Stewart as he is often referred to here due to his remarkable resemblance to that aging rocker, died of a heart attack some time early Saturday morning.I am sorry to hear this. I did not know him, but I had of course seen him on and off during my visits to Artemis, and of course featuring prominently in the documentaries about the place. He did seem a likeable fellow, as you say.

Still, if we define a man's legacy by how much pleasure he created for his fellow man, then surely Ecki's legacy is great indeed, having managed Artemis with a high standard, and we can only hope that his successor continues the good work. I will toast to his memory when I visit Berlin and Artemis in two weeks' time.

[Bearsk]

Sad
Fitting words, AM.
One of the most interesting things about Artemis, although perhaps not entirely unique, is the business model. Operating costs linked to entry fee, girls relative freelancers and looked after by management, good wellness facility, alcohol discouraged to avoid certain issues. He gets a lot of credit for that.
I have also heard stories about how he helped certain girls, who can be vulnerable, and clients at times. Apparently, he drove one guy to the railway station through snow storm after the guys wife went into labour in Frankfurt ... life is full of twists and turns.



It seems Ekki, Rod Stewart as he is often referred to here due to his remarkable resemblance to that aging rocker, died of a heart attack some time early Saturday morning.
AM