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BigDaddyStr
08-12-17, 18:03
Law very active. Every girls I talked to on Wednesday. Only CBJ. And every girls said its the new rule and they can't do anything about it.
It sucked.
Went only for a half hour with blinde german Blair. Was OK. But glad I left early that day.
Well from now on I think I can save money and don't go to artemis again on my business trips to Berlin.
Heading over shortly. I've always enjoyed the club despite the grief it gets from the Hessen and NRW fans.
Can any seniors report on anything or any girl of note around presently?
Lillia present? Joanna? Kirsty? Celia? Ruby?
Is the law active (wasn't the last time I was present).
ExpatLover
08-12-17, 18:11
Heading over shortly. I've always enjoyed the club despite the grief it gets from the Hessen and NRW fans.
Can any seniors report on anything or any girl of note around presently?
Lillia present? Joanna? Kirsty? Celia? Ruby?
Is the law active (wasn't the last time I was present).No idea for the new law, just I visited this club may be 8 times last one was in June and never sessioned any girl, why just because the girls are not looking fresh for me, older than in Hessen clubs, quite aggressive, but the premises are nice and the food is good.
Polyamorist
08-12-17, 20:53
Law very active. Every girls I talked to on Wednesday. Only CBJ.
Went only for a half hour with blinde german Blair. Was OK. But glad I left early that day.So it has come to this. Only the blind girls will do BBBJ. Well if they can't see what they're sucking, they can't be penalized for it.
They say the best masseuses are blind. They really concentrate on the touch sensations. What about blowjobs? Maybe this is a good business idea, all-blind FKKs.
BigDaddy. Good to get your update. Thanks. I was planning an Artemis trip but with it costing 140 euro for the first 30 minutes (factor in entry)) will abandon the idea. Maybe Vienna beckons (but not GoldenTime)
Heading over shortly. I've always enjoyed the club despite the grief it gets from the Hessen and NRW fans.
Can any seniors report on anything or any girl of note around presently?
Lillia present? Joanna? Kirsty? Celia? Ruby?
Is the law active (wasn't the last time I was present).Artemis is dead.
ExpatLover
08-13-17, 09:21
BigDaddy. Good to get your update. Thanks. I was planning an Artemis trip but with it costing 140 euro for the first 30 minutes (factor in entry)) will abandon the idea. Maybe Vienna beckons (but not GoldenTime)Yes good idea. Artemis is now quite expensive and most of the girls are behaving and looking like veteran of the P6 scene.
Law very active. Every girls I talked to on Wednesday. Only CBJ. And every girls said its the new rule and they can't do anything about it.Do they still offer CIM as extra? Sound strange they will give up the 50 E.
Artemis is dead.How is that?
How is that?It is a CBJ club according to report.
If you want CBJ then Artemis is place to be.
Sebastiane
08-14-17, 00:07
Ruby is now working in Hamburg.
Traveller63
08-14-17, 08:04
Its the law. Aren't they all CBJ? Whether that happens or not is then the decision of the lady in question.
ExpatLover
08-14-17, 16:05
Do they still offer CIM as extra? Sound strange they will give up the 50 E.No more BBBJ and CIM in principle after.
PKMongerer123
08-15-17, 11:09
Hello folks,
I'm visiting Germany end of this month. I will be in brunswick and will have free 24 hrs. Either I decide to travel to Frankfurt (400 km) to go to Oase or other option is Artemis in Berlin (150 km). My return flight is from Berlin and I can't risk to be in Frankfurt, get delayed and miss my return flight from Berlin. I m excited to go to Artemis it will be my 2nd trip but reports here suggesting that Artemis is 'dead' that a huge statement if the reason for such statements is BBBJ because that's manageable and it depends on preferences. Someone reported that he spend 140 just in entering. So many news can someone wisely state the fact that it is OK to visit Artemis with only BBBJ limitations otherwise everything else is normal which includes entrance 80.
Secondly can someone tell me what are the lingerie day as I hope I can avoid that. Last is the Garden / open air side open to take girls and fuck them in open air considering summers or its only in rooms?
Thanks.
So many news can someone wisely state the fact that it is OK to visit Artemis with only BBBJ limitations otherwise everything else is normal which includes entrance 80.Entrance fee is 80 Euro. Nothing changed. At the end of the month most of the girls will be back from vacation. IFA exhibition starts September 1. Expect CBJ.
Secondly can someone tell me what are the lingerie day as I hope I can avoid that.Wednesday is lingerie day.
Last is the Garden / open air side open to take girls and fuck them in open air considering summers or its only in rooms?Once upon a time. Sex in public is very unusual in Artemis. Maybe it's a good idea to ask the girl in advance.
PK. When I said 140, that was what the entrance plus one session of 30 minutes (no extras) would cost. I didn't mean entry cost 140. Sorry if I confused you
Entrance alone is 80.
PKMongerer123
08-15-17, 21:41
Thanks! This is a relief to know that Artemis still remains one of top 5 FKKs in Germany and BBBJ restriction is a fact and I think facts cannot be challenged! Lets make the most out of it. Thanks for clarifying about the entrance. Who ever visiting, lets look fwd.
Entrance fee is 80 Euro. Nothing changed. At the end of the month most of the girls will be back from vacation. IFA exhibition starts September 1. Expect CBJ.
Wednesday is lingerie day.
Once upon a time. Sex in public is very unusual in Artemis. Maybe it's a good idea to ask the girl in advance.
Ruby is now working in Hamburg.Not on Monday night she wasn't! She was in the bar with her usual buddy Celia. Without headband but still sporting her trademark fishnets.
Artemis is dead.2 nights in Artemis. The club is NOT dead! It is quiet as it is August and the girls often go on vacation but even on Sunday and Monday nights the club had enough girls worth taking to the rooms. Had a total of 4 rooms. No names for this reason. CBJ is the law. But if you know the girl.
The club had a lot of guys present. The girls looked happy as everyone (almost) was getting rooms. Sure it's not what it is (or was) but still great if you are a tourist.
2 nights in Artemis. The club is NOT dead! It is quiet as it is August and the girls often go on vacation but even on Sunday and Monday nights the club had enough girls worth taking to the rooms. Had a total of 4 rooms. No names for this reason. CBJ is the law. But if you know the girl.
The club had a lot of guys present. The girls looked happy as everyone (almost) was getting rooms. Sure it's not what it is (or was) but still great if you are a tourist.I was in Artemis today and the club was a susage club, there are time when I see 40 men and only 4 women, and if I go out all men, down stairs all men, so I think its really dead at least for the time I was there which was 10 pm till 1 am, I know its possible to have a session with a nice girl for a good price, BUT I saw tens of mens walking and walking around for long time searching for the girl they like but dont find it , diffenintly not the FKK scene I used to, I had no session and left, I liked one girl only but she was super busy, what happen to the club! I have no idea. I will visit again tomorrow with low expectations, I hope for better experience, I will share it with you guys.
ExpatLover
08-16-17, 01:35
I was in Artemis today and the club was a susage club, there are time when I see 40 men and only 4 women, and if I go out all men, down stairs all men, so I think its really dead at least for the time I was there which was 10 pm till 1 am, I know its possible to have a session with a nice girl for a good price, BUT I saw tens of mens walking and walking around for long time searching for the girl they like but dont find it , diffenintly not the FKK scene I used to, I had no session and left, I liked one girl only but she was super busy, what happen to the club! I have no idea. I will visit again tomorrow with low expectations, I hope for better experience, I will share it with you guys.Nothing new for me, except asking high entry fee.
ExpatLover
08-16-17, 01:37
I was in Artemis today and the club was a susage club, there are time when I see 40 men and only 4 women, and if I go out all men, down stairs all men, so I think its really dead at least for the time I was there which was 10 pm till 1 am, I know its possible to have a session with a nice girl for a good price, BUT I saw tens of mens walking and walking around for long time searching for the girl they like but dont find it , diffenintly not the FKK scene I used to, I had no session and left, I liked one girl only but she was super busy, what happen to the club! I have no idea. I will visit again tomorrow with low expectations, I hope for better experience, I will share it with you guys.It is a shame like always with this club, except asking high entry fee the management is doing nothing, when there are not enough girls they should explain it before we pay, but they don t care and I don t care also and as already shared I will never but never visit this cheating club again.
I was in Artemis today and the club was a susage club, there are time when I see 40 men and only 4 women, and if I go out all men, down stairs all men, so I think its really dead at least for the time I was there which was 10 pm till 1 am, I know its possible to have a session with a nice girl for a good price, BUT I saw tens of mens walking and walking around for long time searching for the girl they like but dont find it , diffenintly not the FKK scene I used to, I had no session and left, I liked one girl only but she was super busy, what happen to the club! I have no idea. I will visit again tomorrow with low expectations, I hope for better experience, I will share it with you guys.Well who want to go to CBJ club LOL.
PKMongerer123
08-16-17, 07:14
4 WGs' only! That's serious now. The website claims that at any time there are between 80-120 ladies. Please please update tomorrow on the situation. Hope you have a good time.
I was in Artemis today and the club was a susage club, there are time when I see 40 men and only 4 women, and if I go out all men, down stairs all men, so I think its really dead at least for the time I was there which was 10 pm till 1 am, I know its possible to have a session with a nice girl for a good price, BUT I saw tens of mens walking and walking around for long time searching for the girl they like but dont find it , diffenintly not the FKK scene I used to, I had no session and left, I liked one girl only but she was super busy, what happen to the club! I have no idea. I will visit again tomorrow with low expectations, I hope for better experience, I will share it with you guys.
Traveller63
08-16-17, 17:29
Well who want to go to CBJ club LOL.Please advice as to German guaranteed non-CBJ club?
Not on Monday night she wasn't!Confirm that. Ruby is still working at A.
I was in Artemis today and the club was a susage club, there are time when I see 40 men and only 4 women, .... which was 10 pm till 1 am.The usual rush between 10 pm an 2 am. Nothing new.
Ruby is now working in Hamburg.Based on your trip report in the FKK Babylon (Hamburg) thread, do you mean to say Spanish/Romanian Ruby from FKK Palace is now in Hamburg? She's dark haired and gypsy looking; has a few tats and likes anal play. So kind of fits your description.
It seems Blonde Romanian Ruby is still at Artemis per PayForIt and Pharisaer.
Howie.
PKMongerer123
08-17-17, 06:10
Please update? Thanks.
I will visit again tomorrow with low expectations, I hope for better experience, I will share it with you guys.
2 nights in Artemis. ... but still great if you are a tourist.Yes, that is true. Unfortunately not everyone is a regular.
I was in Artemis last year in August and it was nearly the same situation, not as many girls as I expected for the whole bunch of guys. So why are many girls on Vacation at the same time?
What happened with all the girls who are queuing to work in Artemis, but can't get in?
Call them right now! Go to Berlin! Your chance to make a lot of money! You are needed!
I agree that Artemis has still to offer some fun. Would luv to be there.
Sebastiane
08-17-17, 16:10
Based on your trip report in the FKK Babylon (Hamburg) thread, do you mean to say Spanish/Romanian Ruby from FKK Palace is now in Hamburg? She's dark haired and gypsy looking; has a few tats and likes anal play. So kind of fits your description.
It seems Blonde Romanian Ruby is still at Artemis per PayForIt and Pharisaer.
Howie.That sounds like her although I've not been to Palace for a while so don't know if she worked there! I guess you must be right!
That sounds like her although I've not been to Palace for a while so don't know if she worked there! I guess you must be right!To clarify if it is Palace Ruby, did she have tattoos of a bow tie behind each of her thighs?
Howie.
I visited Artemis on the 15th and 16th of August with a friend of mine. Last trips were middle of the road affairs, not great and not overly bad either. This time around I finally decided to stop visiting Artemis. Not because of the ban, which seems that everybody in Artemis needs to mention but because the place is dead. Due to vacations most of the girls I use to session with are gone. Which on the other hand is OK, because I was ready for something new and was growing bored from same old crew.
I was in mood for some milfs which Artemis has more and more of for each year. Yeah, I am totally sarcastic here. Me and my buddy split up in the bar and compared the mental notes later in the bar by the pool on the first floor.
On Tuesday I only sessioned with Elena. Otherwise no other girls attracted me. This is the only time in my punting career that I just sessioned with one girl before leaving the premises. Simply put. The good girls were busy all the time and the only free girls are the ones that experienced punters avoid as plague.
Wednesday. I arrived at 17:00. They had barbecue menu which is better than the usual fair but nothing special to be honest. I was just too lazy to go find some better place to eat instead. It was dessous day. And I have to say that most of the girls really picked up the most boring outfits ever. You can see more sexy and revealing bikinis on a normal European beach. Also the lack of girls is telling. At 19:00 there was 13 girls in the bar against around 30 customers. Those 13 either talked together or were trying unsuccessfully to seduce someone for some zimmer time. It seemed as both clients and girls were totally bored.
Don't remember the name. I was too brutalized by the experience.
First one was one of the older German girls that have been in Artemis forever. Claimed early 30's but in good light when I could study her properly I would see that she was probably early or middle 40's. Now, I don't mind older girls since you may learn thing or two from them, but entire experience went downhill really quickly. Her breath was strange with metallic smell to it. Luckily I am not into kissing wgs so this was just slightly off putting. Then she gave me covered blowjob, richly using her teeth and mentioning every minute whether I was cumming. After perhaps 3 minutes and complaints from me that my private parts are getting scars from the treatment she shifted over to handjob / blowjob mix. Now, let us for moment ignore the dishonesty of using this trick. What happened next is that her perception of giving HJ involves brutal pulls of your private parts trying to separate them from the rest of your body. At this point I said, to hell with this and took the 60 euro loss. "Maybe I see you later honey", she asked after she got paid. "Not as long as I am conscious," was my answer.
Gabrialla (Poland).
Totally not my type, but truly a pleasant surprise. I picked her because she totally looked and gave different vibe than the she-devil from before. Early 30's I would say, of average looks. Works alone. The english is not her strong side but she knows enough for basic communication. With her personality it is shame I don't know german. I suspect I would have enjoyed myself more. She really worked well to give me a good experience. I only have the respect for the lady.
I sessioned with Elena again despite her getting me on my nerves with her attempts at seducing the customer.
In other news they seem to be renovating the restaurant. Some of the painting on the wall seems really nice artistically so far.
All in all, this was the worst trip to Artemis ever. Yes I know it is summer and not all girls are not back but at this point I have been with all the girls that are even remotely attractive to me and the ones I have not been together with are the type I am not even willing to be paid for to go to zimmer with. Time to move on.
PKMongerer123
08-18-17, 10:32
Thank you for the report. Quite disappointing to read! I will be there around 2-3rd Sept. Hoping girls return from vacations by than. Will keep all posted.
I visited Artemis on the 15th and 16th of August with a friend of mine. Last trips were middle of the road affairs, not great and not overly bad either. This time around I finally decided to stop visiting Artemis. Not because of the ban, which seems that everybody in Artemis needs to mention but because the place is dead. Due to vacations most of the girls I use to session with are gone. Which on the other hand is OK, because I was ready for something new and was growing bored from same old crew.
I was in mood for some milfs which Artemis has more and more of for each year. Yeah, I am totally sarcastic here. Me and my buddy split up in the bar and compared the mental notes later in the bar by the pool on the first floor.
On Tuesday I only sessioned with Elena. Otherwise no other girls attracted me. This is the only time in my punting career that I just sessioned with one girl before leaving the premises. Simply put. The good girls were busy all the time and the only free girls are the ones that experienced punters avoid as plague.
Wednesday...
ExpatLover
08-18-17, 17:34
Thank you for the report. Quite disappointing to read! I will be there around 2-3rd Sept. Hoping girls return from vacations by than. Will keep all posted.Even all the girls return from vacations and new girls are coming, I will never visit this club again so expensive compare to Hessen one and for me no fresh girl all are veteran of the P6 scene I never felt any erotic in this club.
Thank you for the report. Quite disappointing to read! I will be there around 2-3rd Sept. Hoping girls return from vacations by than. Will keep all posted.As I mentioned before (see post #9984), IFA starts Sep 01. House will be crowded for sure, at least after 8 pm. Enjoy your stay.
Wednesday. I arrived at 17:00. ... Also the lack of girls is telling. At 19:00 there was 13 girls in the bar against around 30 customers.A ratio of 0,43 girls per guest isn't so bad. I didn't count them, but there were between 30 and 40 girls working at cited time at Wednesday.
I am going to visit FKK Artemis on Saturday or / and Sunday next week and this will be my first visit of this club. I am looking for very slim (even skinny) girls with small tits, who are younger than 30. On the web site of the club they mention that there are 80-120 working girls every day. The question to the frequent visitors of this club: how many girls of my type may I expect to see during my visit?Hello Vccccc,
I am sure you will find at least one or two to your taste.
As I mentioned before (see post #9984), IFA starts Sep 01. House will be crowded for sure, at least after 8 pm. Enjoy your stay.
A ratio of 0,43 girls per guest isn't so bad. I didn't count them, but there were between 30 and 40 girls working at cited time at Wednesday.Merci Pharisaer,
And remember, not all guys in a FKK Club are there for the one on one pleasure. Some only hang around, watching, showering, wanking. And don't forget a few security guys playing punter, observing discreetly in they robes, to guarantee everybody's safety.
Personally, I would love to be there.
Please update? Thanks.Visit it again, it was the same but less crowded, so more girls were available, BUT I almost left with no session until I saw a girl I like and it was average session, so it was 2 days with only one session, I have 4 more days in Berlin but I have no desire to visit artemis, it was a big failure.
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A ratio of 0,43 girls per guest isn't so bad. I didn't count them, but there were between 30 and 40 girls working at cited time at Wednesday.Even if you count cleaning stuff and ladies working the bar there was not 40 women working the floor at that time. That would imply that 27 women were either in Kino or being in rooms and there simply was not that much traffic to and from rooms. And 0,43 girls per guest is not bad, after all you need only 1 right girl to have great time but with that few girls to go around it is undeniably harder to find suitable match or waiting time for the girl to become available is longer. But that was not the point of my post, it is summertime after all. I simply consider Artemis uninteresting FKK at this moment. Even girls were complaining of the place being different than few years back so it is not just me.
At first, just for clarification purposes:
I simply consider Artemis uninteresting FKK at this moment.You take the word right out my mouth. And the place won't change, unfortunately. They've engaged painters and the f**king painters block some rooms in the village outside, why? They have re-newed the saunas downstairs, they've ordered new furnishing, but: The place won't change, I fear, and that's a consequence of the raid last year and the new law in conjunction. Just my two cents. Nope: I've got other places to go. I'll miss some four oder six bunnies, maybe, but that's all. My heart doesn't cling to Artemis, you know.
Even if you count cleaning stuff and ladies working the bar there was not 40 women working the floor at that time. That would imply that 27 women were either in Kino or being in rooms and there simply was not that much traffic to and from rooms.I left the place before 6 pm and remember exactly 15 girls by name. I'm not a regular, and I do know only a few of them by name. Believe me or not, there were 30 or 40 girls on the floor at 7 pm, maybe more.
WarmStone25
08-19-17, 19:55
I visited Artemis on the 15th August. Started about 12.30 and left about 19.00. It was a nice day for enjoying the outdoor facilities. There appeared to be a sufficient number of girls for the guys present. After relaxing for a couple of hours I was looking for a girl but I had to be patient as not all of the girls were to my liking. Eventually I came across Gabriela from Poland. I have had good sessions with her on previous visits. I told her I would be looking for a girl in 30 minutes. She found me again in the Kina at the lower level. This Kino was busy from time to time with guys having their girls there in the Kino. I was no different and Gabriela gave me a good session. She is not a stunning beauty but I always find here attractive for some reason. I saw her later doing the same with another guy. The next session was with a girl and I can not remember the name. I could not come with her in the room. I think she used to much lube which may have reduced sensitivity. Is this not taking the law to seriously? It was a good session anyway. The third session I should perhaps not have done I was running out of energy or enthusiasm or both. I did not blame the girl. All in all a good visit to Artemis, and I will be back in September. The new art work in the restaurant looked promising to me and there may be a new flock of girls.
... Even girls were complaining of the place ...Girls are usually complaining (like mostly the guys too). It is to cold, it is to hot, there is not enough money to make, all guys are crazy and so on.
I would be worried if they stop complaining, then there would be a serious issue.
Artemis is open the whole year, when should they do some work? During quiet times, of course.
Renovating the restaurant, new saunas, new furniture, it is a good sign for the future.
Especially if you think about the approval.
Thanks for sharing some information gentlemen.
Personally, I would love to be there.
ExpatLover
08-20-17, 16:19
I visited Artemis on the 15th August. Started about 12.30 and left about 19.00. It was a nice day for enjoying the outdoor facilities. There appeared to be a sufficient number of girls for the guys present. After relaxing for a couple of hours I was looking for a girl but I had to be patient as not all of the girls were to my liking. Eventually I came across Gabriela from Poland. I have had good sessions with her on previous visits. I told her I would be looking for a girl in 30 minutes. She found me again in the Kina at the lower level. This Kino was busy from time to time with guys having their girls there in the Kino. I was no different and Gabriela gave me a good session. She is not a stunning beauty but I always find here attractive for some reason. I saw her later doing the same with another guy. The next session was with a girl and I can not remember the name. I could not come with her in the room. I think she used to much lube which may have reduced sensitivity. Is this not taking the law to seriously? It was a good session anyway. The third session I should perhaps not have done I was running out of energy or enthusiasm or both. I did not blame the girl. All in all a good visit to Artemis, and I will be back in September. The new art work in the restaurant looked promising to me and there may be a new flock of girls.Hopefully you are not demanding too much, you are fucking a not beautiful girl, another you were not able to come, and the last one you can t remember her name a sign that it was a great session (sorry but for this kind of experiences I prefer go to the Starbucks at least the espresso is tasty.
PKMongerer123
08-20-17, 20:07
Hi PumDipum,
When are you planning to visit? I will be there in 10 days time and so looking forward although by reading the reviews I was planning Oase but since I have limited time near Berlin, it will be difficult to go to Oase. I just want to remain positive about Artemis.
Girls are usually complaining (like mostly the guys too). It is to cold, it is to hot, there is not enough money to make, all guys are crazy and so on.
I would be worried if they stop complaining, then there would be a serious issue.
Artemis is open the whole year, when should they do some work? During quiet times, of course.
Renovating the restaurant, new saunas, new furniture, it is a good sign for the future.
Especially if you think about the approval.
Thanks for sharing some information gentlemen.
Personally, I would love to be there.
Many of the girls at Artemis have only themselves to thank for the downfall of this once so great club. If I return it will only be for one girl there who I still think is around. A few other girls are nices.
Hi PumDipum,
When are you planning to visit? I will be there in 10 days time and so looking forward although by reading the reviews I was planning Oase but since I have limited time near Berlin, it will be difficult to go to Oase. I just want to remain positive about Artemis.Hello PKMongerer123,
I feel like I am definitely not in a position to give you a sound advice. Based on a very few visits and what I read on ISG I would say:
If you are used to traveling and have some favorite girls who you know well, go to Oase. But if your time is limited like you mentioned and you don't want to sit a few hours in a plane or train to get to a place and don't know what to expect, stay in Berlin. Like some forum veterans wrote, "Internationale Funkausstellung (IFA)" is starting at the first of September. One of the biggest fairs in Germany. Artemis will getting really busy.
I could imagine that many many girls will return to Artemis the week before to make sure they get a spot in the lineup. Just right in the week you want to visit. All very relaxed after they holidays, try to get into the "groove". Also some new ones will be around. Young ones, MILF type ones, natural looking, tattooed, tall, small, slim, curvy, chubby, GFE, PSE, nice or naughty, you will get it all.
FKK Artemis Berlin.
But don't blame me, if it is not like that. A visit to a FKK Club is what you make of it. Challenge is still to find the right one. Sure it could further be slow or even a massive sausage fest. You could face some scamming and rip off. But if you read between the lines, something like that happens in every Club, even to the experienced mongers.
I think visiting in 10 days isn't such a bad idea, also Berlin has many other options. Capital City.
And for me, I am planning a visit every day, to make it happen is another story.
But believe me, I would love to be there.
Out of an accident, the double entry emerged and forgive me this, is it English?
What I wanted to say, go to Artemis. I think it's definitely worth it.
PKMongerer123
08-22-17, 19:10
Thanks man for great response. Of course I wouldn't blame anyone for the experience. I think it will. Promising to visit since the exhibition is coming up and my date is around 2-3rd Sept. Just perfect will surely share experience. Hope you can plan a trip soon.
Hello PKMongerer123,
I feel like I am definitely not in a position to give you a sound advice. Based on a very few visits and what I read on ISG I would say:
If you are used to traveling and have some favorite girls who you know well, go to Oase. But if your time is limited like you mentioned and you don't want to sit a few hours in a plane or train to get to a place and don't know what to expect, stay in Berlin. Like some forum veterans wrote, "Internationale Funkausstellung (IFA)" is starting at the first of September. One of the biggest fairs in Germany. Artemis will getting really busy.
I could imagine that many many girls will return to Artemis the week before to make sure they get a spot in the lineup. Just right in the week you want to visit. All very relaxed after they holidays, try to get into the "groove". Also some new ones will be around. Young ones, MILF type ones, natural looking, tattooed, tall, small, slim, curvy, chubby, GFE, PSE, nice or naughty, you will get it all.
FKK Artemis Berlin..
VonderJohn
08-23-17, 21:35
Her breath was strange with metallic smell to it. Luckily I am not into kissing wgs so this was just slightly off putting. Then she gave me covered blowjob, richly using her teeth and mentioning every minute whether I was cumming. After perhaps 3 minutes and complaints from me that my private parts are getting scars from the treatment she shifted over to handjob / blowjob mix. Now, let us for moment ignore the dishonesty of using this trick. What happened next is that her perception of giving HJ involves brutal pulls of your private parts trying to separate them from the rest of your body. At this point I said, to hell with this and took the 60 euro loss. "Maybe I see you later honey", she asked after she got paid. "Not as long as I am conscious," was my answer..HAHAHAHA man sorry for laughing but the way you described that woman was funny. She seems like a devil indeed. And the way you described her handjob actually hurts just by reading it!
For those who experience pushy ladies, follow my advice: tell them "I just had sex and I'm tired" . They will leave you alone immediately. It is more effective than 'No'. Trust me.
Who is Lilia? Describe her briefly. I need to identify her when I visit in September.
And guys, for those complaining about Artemis being "Dead" or whatever. The place is not dead. It only has seasons. Some seasons are high, others are low. So your experience greatly depends on:
1) When you visit.
2) How much time you spend there.
3) Your level of patience.
If you visit in a low season, spend 2-3 hours and you're not patient, chances are you will not have a pleasant experience. You need to make Artemis work for you (if you know what I mean). Choose the right time (not the mid of the summer), make sure you spend a whole day and night there, and be super patient in waiting for and selecting the girls. And always remember that the experience varies. An August experience would not be the same as an experience in October or April, for a variety of reasons. But if the place appears to be dead then make sure you spend more hours there and lower your expectations and tries to 1-2 decent girls. But if you're expecting the place to be heavenly every time you go there, sorry but this is not realistic. Claiming the place is no longer worth a visit is a very big judgement which is far from being a sound one. So let's just say in the past 2 months, it wasn't the best season for us, but the best is yet to come perhaps!
For those who experience pushy ladies, follow my advice: tell them "I just had sex and I'm tired" . They will leave you alone immediately. It is more effective than 'No'. Trust me.
Who is Lilia? Describe her briefly. I need to identify her when I visit in September.
And guys, for those complaining about Artemis being "Dead" or whatever...Hello VonderJohn,
I do not think it is believable, to tell the girls that you "just had sex and are tired now". In doubt they will say to you: "Then go home"!
Seriously, I think of the girls know almost everyone at any time, who, when, how often and how long already someone was up in di room, and of course what he did there. And if not, they just ask one of the other girls who will know it! For sure. Sometimes they even know how much you drink and how often you eat. They know almost everything about their customers.
I don't know her personally, but I think Lilia was described here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=2005708&viewfull=1#post2005708.
(If the Link isn't working, go back in the Thread to Beginning of March 2 k17).
In case she should not be there, I think at least 3 to 4 girls, which correspond to the type of Lilia, will be in the house and on the floor. Furthermore, I am sure that you will definitely find one, which has no problem with being called Lilia. By the way, some girls also like to use different names depending on which one is currently famous and which customer they meet. Right?
And to the guys who post since a while "Artemis is dead". From what I read, many Clubs are a bit slow right now. Think about it.
FKK Artemis Berlin will continue to have a lot to offer in the future. Enjoy your stay.
I would love to be there.
Hermann666
08-25-17, 17:10
Hello VonderJohn,
I do not think it is believable, to tell the girls that you "just had sex and are tired now". In doubt they will say to you: "Then go home"!
Seriously, I think of the girls know almost everyone at any time, who, when, how often and how long already someone was up in di room, and of course what he did there. And if not, they just ask one of the other girls who will know it! For sure. Sometimes they even know how much you drink and how often you eat. They know almost everything about their customers.
I don't know her personally, but I think Lilia was described here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=2005708&viewfull=1#post2005708.
(If the Link isn't working, go back in the Thread to Beginning of March 2 k17).
In case she should not be there, I think at least 3 to 4 girls, which correspond to the type of Lilia, will be in the house and on the floor. Furthermore, I am sure that you will definitely find one, which has no problem with being called Lilia. By the way, some girls also like to use different names depending on which one is currently famous and which customer they meet. Right?
And to the guys who post since a while "Artemis is dead". From what I read, many Clubs are a bit slow right now. Think about it.
FKK Artemis Berlin will continue to have a lot to offer in the future. Enjoy your stay.
I would love to be there.If I don't want to go to a room I always say that I am tired and need to rest as I was just in a room. Girls will always walk away without being pissed.
ExpatLover
08-25-17, 18:40
Hello VonderJohn,
I do not think it is believable, to tell the girls that you "just had sex and are tired now". In doubt they will say to you: "Then go home"!
Seriously, I think of the girls know almost everyone at any time, who, when, how often and how long already someone was up in di room, and of course what he did there. And if not, they just ask one of the other girls who will know it! For sure. Sometimes they even know how much you drink and how often you eat. They know almost everything about their customers.
I don't know her personally, but I think Lilia was described here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=2005708&viewfull=1#post2005708..Of course it is one of the best way to decline the proposal, they have no right to tell you to go home, many German mongers are spending days and weeks without any room.
If I don't want to go to a room I always say that I am tired and need to rest as I was just in a room. Girls will always walk away without being pissed.Just remember that the tutes watch the mongers very carefully, and they know when you went to the room, and who you went with. So just watch out because you just might get caught in your lie LOL. If I don't want to go to the room, I just straight up say I don't want to go to the room. It's my life and my money, and I don't feel the need to make up a bunch of excuses. No means no, and that's it! I always try to be nice about it though, unless the girl starts acting pissy. And then, no more Mr. Nice Guy!
..Girls will always walk away without being pissed.For real? Never ever? Then you will probably have an extraordinary charm, which I have to envy you. But when I think about it again, yes you are right.
I once used a similar phrase: "I am tired and have a headache." Then the dove replied: "Then go home"! And all this without a smile and grabbed my seat. Then I thought to myself, damn, why I wasn't a little more creative. Because then I stood around stupidly. But I am glad for you that these conventional forms of contact are located to you.
Really, no offense. Regards.
ExpatLover
08-26-17, 07:50
Just remember that the tutes watch the mongers very carefully, and they know when you went to the room, and who you went with. So just watch out because you just might get caught in your lie LOL. If I don't want to go to the room, I just straight up say I don't want to go to the room. It's my life and my money, and I don't feel the need to make up a bunch of excuses. No means no, and that's it! I always try to be nice about it though, unless the girl starts acting pissy. And then, no more Mr. Nice Guy!We have nothing to justify to the girls, it is fully our choice to go to the room or not there is no obligations at all, sometimes I have no rooms and I just ignσre the stupid comments from the girls.
Hermann666
08-26-17, 10:25
For real? Never ever? Then you will probably have an extraordinary charm, which I have to envy you. But when I think about it again, yes you are right.
I once used a similar phrase: "I am tired and have a headache." Then the dove replied: "Then go home"! And all this without a smile and grabbed my seat. Then I thought to myself, damn, why I wasn't a little more creative. Because then I stood around stupidly. But I am glad for you that these conventional forms of contact are located to you.
Really, no offense. Regards.Sometimes the sharks that walks around hunting can be a bit offensive but most girls are really nice and can take a no. Just be polite and treat them like a lady.
ExpatLover
08-26-17, 12:19
Just remember that the tutes watch the mongers very carefully, and they know when you went to the room, and who you went with. So just watch out because you just might get caught in your lie LOL. If I don't want to go to the room, I just straight up say I don't want to go to the room. It's my life and my money, and I don't feel the need to make up a bunch of excuses. No means no, and that's it! I always try to be nice about it though, unless the girl starts acting pissy. And then, no more Mr. Nice Guy!I don't believe it, just because it is impossible for them to know if you left the club, are in the sauna etc. I am a regular of most of the big clubs so it is very easy for me to decline politely, if a new girl is a little bit aggressive I just remind her that I am free to do what I want, even to stay all day without any room.
I'm with Cane. I politely tell the truth and never make up excuses. I never give a girl any false hope of a yes later, I just say "Sorry but I cannot go to a room with you". Normally the response is "why not?, to which I say "I don't want to, sorry". (sometimes a really clever or nice girl can use her charm and reverse this decision on my part). If a girl then responds by saying something like "that's a shame, do you mind if I sit for a few minutes" I will reassess my decision and maybe say "yes, we can chat for a while".
If a girl is rude I am really thankful that she confirms by her behaviour my decision not to go with her.
Of course I often I say I need a break and then will say so,: if the girl is on my possible list I will try to talk to her to see if she's worth trying later.
.. most girls are really nice ..Hello Hermann666,
I totally agree with you and I also think that most guests have a respectful deal with each other. But I also wanted to mention that sometimes there can be unfavorable moments, on both sides.
Allow me a brief story.
When I first visited back in 2015. I hang around downstairs in the wellness area and watched with an Englishman and a guy from Norway Football Champions League. The Romanian MILF Ioanna (that was the name she gave us, maybe she also had several) joined us and was analyzing our "psychological problems". It was quite interesting. Then came super sexy (at least for me) Alisha around the corner and before I could even say "no thanks, I'm just chilling", it immediately broke out of her and she roared:
"Wtf are you doing here? If you like guys in tight shorts, go there and suck their cocks". The Englishman laughed out loud, the Norwegian showed absolutely zero interest and I was quite shocked, because I didn't do anything.
And you know what, on my next visit me and Alisha had a nice time together up in di room. This is how it can be.
And there is no problem that visitors know that something like that can happen. It's part of the fun, if your mood is right.
By the way, mostly I like dem "Sharks"!
To make it clear again, FKK Artemis Berlin.
I would love to be there.
ExpatLover
08-26-17, 23:38
Hello Hermann666,
I totally agree with you and I also think that most guests have a respectful deal with each other. But I also wanted to mention that sometimes there can be unfavorable moments, on both sides.
Allow me a brief story.
When I first visited back in 2015. I hang around downstairs in the wellness area and watched with an Englishman and a guy from Norway Football Champions League. The Romanian MILF Ioanna (that was the name she gave us, maybe she also had several) joined us and was analyzing our "psychological problems". It was quite interesting. Then came super sexy (at least for me) Alisha around the corner and before I could even say "no thanks, I'm just chilling", it immediately broke out of her and she roared:
"Wtf are you doing here? If you like guys in tight shorts, go there and suck their cocks". The Englishman laughed out loud, the Norwegian showed absolutely zero interest and I was quite shocked, because I didn't do anything.
And you know what, on my next visit me and Alisha had a nice time together up in di room. This is how it can be..Thanks but let us be objective most of the girls are older than in the other big clubs, also they are not allowing a lot of new girls to work there in order to protect the old one, as long the business is good everything is fine, personally I will not visit again. Too expensive.
Hello!
I plan to visit Artemis in early September. This will be my first visit to this club. This forum often refers to the new law. What does this law mean to visitors and what are your tips for me as a new member of the club?
Hello!
I plan to visit Artemis in early September. Members of this forum often talk about the new law. What is the meaning of this law for visitors and what is your advice for my first visit to this club?
Member #4722
08-27-17, 18:24
Hello!
I plan to visit Artemis in early September. This will be my first visit to this club. This forum often refers to the new law. What does this law mean to visitors and what are your tips for me as a new member of the club?Everything you ask has been recently discussed in this forum so just take some time to read the forum like everyone else.
ExpatLover
08-27-17, 19:40
Hello!
I plan to visit Artemis in early September. This will be my first visit to this club. This forum often refers to the new law. What does this law mean to visitors and what are your tips for me as a new member of the club?Recommend you to forget this club, the management is just cheating by asking too high entry fees, most of the girls are related to hell angels and restrict the access to new and sexy girls.
Hello!
I plan to visit Artemis in early September. This will be my first visit to this club. This forum often refers to the new law. What does this law mean to visitors and what are your tips for me as a new member of the club?Hello Eric1980,
Ask about the Law at the Front Desk. They speak a lot of Languages and will certainly help you.
Basically it just means to take care about practising Safe Sex. Oral, Vaginal and Anal. You have to use a Condom. But this should be self-evident. The girls will taking care of it as well. No big Deal.
In Case you are a Prostitute and want to work there, then search for detailed Informations about the Law elsewhere, please! Because then you must pay Attention to a lot of Things. But also with this Theme the Front Desk could gladly help you. At least I suspect that.
Since I assume that you carry a third Leg and you are at least 18 years of age, watch out for:
A lot of fun!
Emotions.
Choosing the slippers in your right size, otherwise you could stumble pretty quick. It could happen, believe me.
Unless you like to give some joy, don't go completely nuts about the place, they watch you on TV.
Try to be friendly and do not push anyone accidentally. People have feelings.
If the DJ turns up di Manele, watch these girls!
Of course, same old advice, bring enough cash to make it really rain on them. Some deserve it.
Be humble.
And after you've gone and think, "Crap, I'm not quite satisfied", just come back another day. Maybe it will be your day.
I hope you can still get some useful advice from people who really know modest. Until then, here some classic stuff to read:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1763808&viewfull=1#post1763808.
It may help. You can take also a look at FKK Artemis Webside / FAQ (sorry I'm to lazy to copy the Link). But all of this will not help much as soon as you set a foot in the door. Unforgettable.
Enjoy!
I Love Boobs
08-29-17, 22:05
Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.
Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.
Anybody else had similar issues?
I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl!
Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.
Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.
Anybody else had similar issues?
I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl!No chance. You must have eaten some spoiled pussy.
Then came super sexy (at least for me) Alisha around the corner and before I could even say "no thanks, I'm just chilling", it immediately broke out of her and she roared:
"Wtf are you doing here? If you like guys in tight shorts, go there and suck their cocks". The Englishman laughed out loud, the Norwegian showed absolutely zero interest and I was quite shocked, because I didn't do anything.
And you know what, on my next visit me and Alisha had a nice time together up in di room. This is how it can be.I had the same incident with Alisha, but the next day she gave me the best CIM ever.
Where is she now? I didn't see her for a year, she is one of the best CIM provider.
ExpatLover
08-30-17, 06:56
Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.
Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.
Anybody else had similar issues?
I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl!Even I don't like what the direction in which this club is moving I don't believe it is their responsibility, the rules is Germany are quite strict concerning the food industry and Artemis will not take any risk on that front. May be you linked or kissed some sick girl.
Hello!
I plan to visit Artemis in early September. Members of this forum often talk about the new law. What is the meaning of this law for visitors and what is your advice for my first visit to this club?As you have no reports I shall assume you are new to FKKs.
1. Take your time in choosing a girl, get to know the club layout.
2. Don't let anyone hassle you into going to a room.
3. Be friendly with all girls who approach you.
4. Do not let on that you are not a frequent visitor to FKK.
5. Know the pricing structure, and what is extra. If you want DFK and DATY then know that, historically these were included in the basic price, but that now some girls want to charge them as extras. Know in advance what your reaction will be.
6. The girls need your money more than you need them. Have a back up plan and case you don't like the club / girls.
Good luck.
Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.
Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.
Anybody else had similar issues?
I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl!Happens very very occasionally and any club or mass catering venue. Could even be a big off a door handle and the club or S Bahn.
An anti diahorrea medicament always accompanies my visits
Sorry for the automatic spell corrections on my previous post e.g. "big" should have been " bug".
Citizen Kane
08-30-17, 17:03
Sorry for the automatic spell corrections on my previous post e.g. "big" should have been " bug".'Bigger off' didn't make any sense...
Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.
Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.
Anybody else had similar issues?
I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl!Hello I love Boobs,
I love boobs too. You love boobs, I love boobs, everybody up in here is loving the boobs. So we have something in common. Isn't it a great forum. I love boobs, such a great name. Thank you for your report about your stay at FKK Artemis Berlin. Unfortunately not so appetizing. But I think it need balls to mention a less beautiful subject. Respect.
The son of a colleague of mine speaks excellent German. Once he taught me about the German word "Pups", it is like a Fart, pronounced like loops, just with a P. So a simple rhyme comes to my mind:
I Love Boobs got the "Pups". Isn't it funny?
Seriously, I hope you're doing well. Maybe you take a look on the bright side, you saved some money for your next visit.
So Sunday the 27th of August was a nice and sunny day in Berlin, that's what google said, I guess they offered BBQ. Not the baddest food there. Maybe try next time the "Bratwurst", quite well.
Did you notice anything with other guests who ate the same there?
What else was going on? Did they finished renovating the restaurant? How it looks like? Were you up in di room before dinner? Yeah excuse me, I am so curious.
And to answer your question and because I don't want to leave you alone. On my third visit I experienced something similar. But it was fixed quite well with a little nap and a cup of peppermint tea. After this I felt even stronger than before, just like a young man.
Also taking Viagra could cause the "Pups", or even being extremely excited or very very nervous. Shit happens.
The lesson from this can only be to eat not so fast and not so much at once and not to drink so much ice-cold drinks anyway.
Finally, never forget the DIA-pers.
I like to repeat it again, I hope you are doing well and you could enjoy your next visit.
I had the same incident with Alisha, but the next day she gave me the best CIM ever.
Where is she now? I didn't see her for a year, she is one of the best CIM provider.Hello AgentNash,
The same incident? Looks like a well working tactic of hers. I only met her twice. Excuse me, but I can't help you, I don't know where she is.
But yes you're right. It's a bit more than a year since I've last seen her. And yeah of course, I liked it the most when she played with my penis like a little dog with a bone. You got me?
By the way, she owes me 10 euro.
Because of that I think she is living the good life with her lovely darling back in Hungary.
Greetings Alisha, don't miss me so much.
Hello VonderJohn,
I do not think it is believable, to tell the girls that you "just had sex and are tired now". In doubt they will say to you: "Then go home"!
Seriously, I think of the girls know almost everyone at any time, who, when, how often and how long already someone was up in di room, and of course what he did there. And if not, they just ask one of the other girls who will know it! For sure. Sometimes they even know how much you drink and how often you eat. They know almost everything about their customers.
I don't know her personally, but I think Lilia was described here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=2005708&viewfull=1#post2005708.
(If the Link isn't working, go back in the Thread to Beginning of March 2 k17)..I will say it again, so you hear me better: Artemis is dead!
Artemis is a tourist club, so tourists visiting here have no alternative. However, tourists don't have this back home, which means give them water or [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) they cannot tell the difference. They are just happy it is wet.
Have a good time.
I will say it again, so you hear me better: Artemis is dead!
Artemis is a tourist club, so tourists visiting here have no alternative. However, tourists don't have this back home, which means give them water or p they cannot tell the difference. They are just happy it is wet.
Have a good time.Never been to Artemis because of what I was said about: Not many natural woman looks, even I was told about Hungarian Geraldine? And far to drive to, but what you write is sad and reminds me about what become World. What do you mean? Poor casting now like at World? Upselling to fuck tourists like at Oase? Strict about new law? When at Oase, Sharks, Harmony, GT, LR, room go between You and the girl.
Fortunately, still top and honest girls in Germany, willing to please you back, when you treat them well. Still enjoyable games in Germany, and also Austria and Switzerland.
I had a great experience with a girl named Virginia in Feb. And I'll be there this Wednesday I'm hoping to see her again.
Max Payload
09-11-17, 08:46
Anyone been to Artemis in the last few days? Is the selection of girls improved? Are most of them back from their summer vacation?
ExpatLover
09-11-17, 19:07
Anyone been to Artemis in the last few days? Is the selection of girls improved? Are most of them back from their summer vacation?Forget this club, young girls are blocked to enter, in order not to compete with the older one which are more or less girlfriends of some g. , also forget Berlin you can't get something competitive there, or visit KitKat club sometimes you can fuck a very nice girl for free.
PKMongerer123
09-12-17, 17:06
Finally I visited Artemis last Sunday on 3rd Sept. I entered around 5 pm. It was the perfect timings as not much guys were around. I went to the Bar and ordered a drink and watched around to see if any nice girl can be shortlisted. There were few I liked. Anyway I decided to explore the place more as last time I was there for a short time only. So decided to go on the open air pool side. Saw two girls sitting there with one guy swimming in the pool. Returned back to the lounge when suddenly Avea stopped me. She was one of the girls I checked out before leaving out to the pool. We introduced each other and she sounded very confident, perfect sense of humor as she said her name is Avea from Aviation so she can fly me to the moon and back. Loved her perfect friendly attitude and I decided to go for her to start of. We had a smoke together and than walked to the room. She is from Hamburg, normal body with perfect size boobs. The session was awesome. Started off with a nice relaxing massage and BJ. And she sat on me. Was not bulky so it was easy for her to slide in and out unlike with some girls it gets difficult if one has fat thighs. I would rate her 8/10. Later I saw her with some regular who apparently bough 130 euro bottle and was busy with her till I left the club. After my first session I went down to the kino and girls kept coming there to offer company. And by 7 pm I can easily say there were about 80-100 girls however more guys were also coming in. Most of the girls I met asked me if I am there for the exhibition. Actually became friends with some guys there and its true who ever I met was in Berlin for the exhibition and that's the reason more girls were there and some girls told me they are back from vacations so overall ratio was great. Anyway I came back to the lounge around 730 pm I was ready for another session. While sitting with some random guys and choosing the next one, we all thought a girl passing by couple of times was one of the hottest but none of us went to speak to her because she looked full of attitude as she wasn't looking around until I went to grab a drink she luckily stopped me and instantly I agreed to have a session with her. BJ in kino was what I wanted and she was excited. She told me she remembers me from my last trip but probably I feel I resemble someone so I got special treatment. She was exceptional. Perfect body with little over size boobs which made her look even more sexier. She was from Budapest, name Loriene and if any one of you get a chance don't miss her because she give s world best BJ, she has a talent to vibrate her mouth while BJ. A 10/10 perfect session. Couldn't ask for more. Came back to the lounge and told the random guys I met about the best experience. Decided to have dinner after that so went to the dining here. Somehow when girls are wearing towels and sitting or walking, they look even more sexier with their curves. I had my dinner and came out, had coffee smoked and went and sat in those round sofa which are upstairs in the lounge with curtain. While sitting there Dominica girl came and sat beside. She reminded me that I was checking her out while she was getting screwed in the kino. She was right and the way she pleased me really turned me on very quickly after the last session. She was tan, bit fat but she had beautiful boobs and a nice ass to hold. We started kissing and the curtain closed and the BJ started, I lost my control and we started doggy. Its really fun to do it while you can watch people outside the curtain and they cannot see you clearly. Her name was veronica, again extremely nice attitude. I would give her 8/10. After the session, I wanted to take a break so went to the basement to the pool side and sat in sauna 30 minutes and took some laps in the pool. It was really refreshing. I would highly recommend one to do that. It just recharges you. I came back to the lounge and had a drink. Sat for almost an hour enjoying the music and obviously too many girls. I think that time around 11-12 midnight there were about over 100 girls and too many guys too but still you could find your choice. Many girls kept approaching but weren't pushy. It was close to 1 am and I decided to have last session before leaving so one of the girls who approached me, I had eye contact with her and gave her a smile she came with her friend and wanted me to take both of them, I chose one of them. Turkish girl name SIa. It was a bad decision. Till we reached the room it was OK but when she started the BJ it was obvious that she was too mechanic just eager to finish the job so we didn't even talk much and the session ended longer as I had 3 sessions before and her attitude wasn't so good. The reason I selected her was she was quite tall with good size natural boobs and big attractive eyes which were deceiving. So summarizing to the readers here. Artemis is still a good FKK place to visit, try to go as early as possible in the afternoon as you have more options but these days because of the exhibition probably that is over but as vacation of girls are over, they are back to work so you will not regret. The new law is very much effective no BJ w / o condom and all girls made it very clear before finalizing.
Buck Rogers
09-12-17, 21:08
I am a Artemis old timer, mine is actually the first report in the first page of this thread.
For me the situation is arrived at a point that I don't know if I will be back, unless I am in Berlin for other affairs or pushed by friends.
Apart from the usual less percentage of natural girls and less young girls than other clubs (but you could find always more than enough):
- no change of girls, always the same for a very long time, getting older of course.
- this is personal (but shared with some friends with same experience), several favorites left, not replaced by new ones as high level providers.
- condom policy applied strictly.
- food, beverage / bar service and other aspect of facilities are embarassing, considering an entry fee of 80 eur. They just changed the furniture for the breakfast / dinner. And the food?? More available drinks??
The only thing is that I experience less upselling than for example Frankfurt clubs but there I am more occasional.
Buck.
SuppenHuhn
09-12-17, 22:35
Flight 123.
Yes Virginia is still in the club. I saw her on Saturday.
I am a Artemis old timer, mine is actually the first report in the first page of this thread. For me the situation is arrived at a point that I don't know if I will be back, unless I am in Berlin for other affairs or pushed by friends.Wow Buck thanks for your contributions over the years! If the condom law is being applied strictly, then I too won't be going back. Let's see how this thing plays out over a year or so, including when the girls have to register by the start of 2018. Well, at least we can say we enjoyed a golden age of mongering in Germany right? Sadly, could be time to move on.
VonderJohn
09-13-17, 19:40
Wow Buck thanks for your contributions over the years! If the condom law is being applied strictly, then I too won't be going back. Let's see how this thing plays out over a year or so, including when the girls have to register by the start of 2018. Well, at least we can say we enjoyed a golden age of mongering in Germany right? Sadly, could be time to move on.I don't see why everyone seems to be "morning" the mongering scene in Berlin, and Artemis specifically. With a bit of patience and modest expectations, anyone can have 3 decent sessions with 3 decent ladies in Artemis in one visit. And this should be enough to make you feel happy. (at least for me).
Yes, you need more time to find a right, good looking lady. It will probably take you 3 hours to find one. You'll end up staying 9 hours in Artemis to have 3 decent sessions.
Yes, it will need that you pay a bit more for a decent session. I think this is fine when your sessions are only 3. After all, this is how much stamina your body can give you in one day. Sex is like food, but your flamingo is not as controllable as your mouth is.
Yes, the condom rule is being strictly applied, but you can still get a hard on, and you can still cum. A bit of less pleasure, sure, but I don't think its too bad to the extent of driving so many of you into depression.
Relax and fuck while you still can.
Hey,
I plan on going to FKK Artemis tomorrow, and among other things I want to have my way there with a Jewish girl.
Do you know if there are? Someone been with maybe?
Its my first time there and in a brothel in general. Any recommendations?
Ty all, amazing forum.
Yes, the condom rule is being strictly applied, but you can still get a hard on, and you can still cum. A bit of less pleasure, sure, but I don't think its too bad to the extent of driving so many of you into depression. Relax and fuck while you still can.Who said anything about "depression"? Far from it! There are too many other places in the world to get depressed. Like my favored Brazil! To hell with being "depressed". If it doesn't work for you, then just move on to the next place!
Rogue Nation
09-14-17, 07:29
Tell them you want them to be Jewish. Show them a 200 bill and they will help you to a room. Mazel Tov!
Buck Rogers
09-14-17, 09:19
VonderJohn.
Nobody is going into depression. If they took away my dick, yes I would be depressed then I think. If the condoms for all, and all other stuff suit you that's fine for you, but everyone is different. Also if I lived in Berlin I would go sometimes anyway. But since travel time (flight) is involved, there are alternatives in other Countries and probably also in other German venues.
Artemis is also decreased in several aspects over the years (for me) and they haven't improved simple things.
Life and mongering goes on.
Also, what are the chances they have sex toys there?
Tell them you want them to be Jewish. Show them a 200 bill and they will help you to a room. Mazel Tov!Last time I was at Artemis, I talked to a girl who claimed to be Palestinian. She said, "We go to the room and I make for you the hummus"! LOLOLOL no lie!
Big Boss Man
09-14-17, 20:41
I did two one hour sessions. The girls charge 60 euros per 30 minutes. No more acceptance of tips for CIM like last time I was there. Girls are following the new law to the letter at least for us tourists. Unfortunately I don't remember the two girls names but neither one had tattoos which makes them the exception at Artemis. One girl was a strawberry blonde from Riga. The other was a blonde from Romania who looks something like Judy Greer. Both girls were very relaxed and pleasant in the rooms. Good vibes all around.
Hey,
Ty all, amazing forum.Hello DovduboN,
Unfortunately it sometimes takes 4 to 6 hours or even longer until a comment is published. You're probably going to be in the middle of the fun right now, so keep going! Generally, sextoys, dildos, strapons etc. Should not pose a problem.
By the way, are you from Slovenia?
Tell them you want them to be Jewish. Show them a 200 bill and they will help you to a room. Mazel Tov!Your writing style reminds me a bit of the one bub from Hessen, how you make it?
No more acceptance of tips for CIM like last time I was there. Hello,
May I ask when you were the last time in Artemis Mr. Big Boss Man?
No more CIM? You know something about Come on Tits? Good vibes all around, sounds good.
Thanks.
Member #4509
09-15-17, 03:24
Hello fellow mongers!
I've been going to Artemis for the last eight years or so, for 10-15 occasions a year. My own experience is if you don't know the girl from before the girls are going to follow the law! And this will be a problem in the future for all of us for obvious reasons.
I've had a few sessions this Monday and all four sessions was BBBJ and DFK, but all girls told me the same I need to keep this a secret from the other girls, they all apparently not get along so good for various reasons, probably competition and the new law that makes it illegal.
The lineup was acceptable but fewer girls than a normal Monday before the new law.
Big Boss Man
09-15-17, 09:47
Hello DovduboN,
May I ask when you were the last time in Artemis Mr. Big Boss Man?
No more CIM? You know something about Come on Tits? Good vibes all around, sounds good.
Thanks.I was last there in August 2016. The sum of my total experience includes two visits.
Never been to Artemis because of what I was said about: Not many natural woman looks, even I was told about Hungarian Geraldine? And far to drive to, but what you write is sad and reminds me about what become World. What do you mean? Poor casting now like at World? Upselling to fuck tourists like at Oase? Strict about new law? When at Oase, Sharks, Harmony, GT, LR, room go between You and the girl.
Fortunately, still top and honest girls in Germany, willing to please you back, when you treat them well. Still enjoyable games in Germany, and also Austria and Switzerland.I mean that the club and the girls are strict about the new law. Even girls that I know years and from other clubs that moved to Artemis and regulars of mine. Casting is same type of girls as you mentioned, so no difference in that aspect. Upselling is a way of life at Artemis. Service of the club was never good. Massage is only by men. It is generally a tourist club, so it was never great for locals, and now even worst.
ExpatLover
09-15-17, 19:58
Hello fellow mongers!
I've been going to Artemis for the last eight years or so, for 10-15 occasions a year. My own experience is if you don't know the girl from before the girls are going to follow the law! And this will be a problem in the future for all of us for obvious reasons.
I've had a few sessions this Monday and all four sessions was BBBJ and DFK, but all girls told me the same I need to keep this a secret from the other girls, they all apparently not get along so good for various reasons, probably competition and the new law that makes it illegal.
The lineup was acceptable but fewer girls than a normal Monday before the new law.The new law is not impacting the LU just the management has to do something to attract more new girls and also to propose some discount scheme. Personally I stopped visiting this club. If Artemis will be in Hessen for sure they will have to close the door, in Berlin without any competition they can survive.
Hello DovduboN,
Unfortunately it sometimes takes 4 to 6 hours or even longer until a comment is published. You're probably going to be in the middle of the fun right now, so keep going! Generally, sextoys, dildos, strapons etc. Should not pose a problem.
By the way, are you from Slovenia?
Your writing style reminds me a bit of the one bub from Hessen, how you make it?
Hello,
May I ask when you were the last time in Artemis Mr. Big Boss Man?
No more CIM? You know something about Come on Tits? Good vibes all around, sounds good.
Thanks.When they forbid cum on tits, you'll ask for cum on stomach, LOL.
Never been to Artemis because of what I was said about: Not many natural woman looks, even I was told about Hungarian Geraldine? And far to drive to, but what you write is sad and reminds me about what become World. What do you mean? Poor casting now like at World? Upselling to fuck tourists like at Oase? Strict about new law? When at Oase, Sharks, Harmony, GT, LR, room go between You and the girl.
Fortunately, still top and honest girls in Germany, willing to please you back, when you treat them well. Still enjoyable games in Germany, and also Austria and Switzerland.Hungarian Geraldine quite the business as far as I know now though, but she was good.
Member #4509
09-18-17, 22:13
Anyone seen Thaigirl Akira for the last few months or know where she is now?
Will that week be crowded in Artemis?
Will that week be crowded in Artemis?Don't think so. Maybe a little bit more business than usual.
So with the new law, do the ladies still offer CIM with condom on? And if yes, will there still be a 50 e extra charge? I would normally get this service when I visit Artemis, but its not worth the 50 e if its with condom on. Just wondering if they charge less or no extra charge since you have to wear a condom. Anybody deal with that?
UltraHappy
09-30-17, 23:47
So with the new law, do the ladies still offer CIM with condom on? And if yes, will there still be a 50 e extra charge? I would normally get this service when I visit Artemis, but its not worth the 50 e if its with condom on. Just wondering if they charge less or no extra charge since you have to wear a condom. Anybody deal with that?You are correct that it would be silly to pay someone 50 Euros for the privilege of finishing in a condom.
It is not possible to CIM if you are wearing a condom. If you cum in a condom, then this is clearly CIC, not CIM. The extra charge for CIC is 0 Euros.
YourBoyRoc
10-07-17, 10:37
I've been wanting to visit Artemis for some time but I always go to Sharks because I hear it's the best of the big clubs. I like curvy girls as well as slim girls and I've been told Artemis has a nice line up of African women. Are there many black and Latina women at Artemis.
PinballMachine
10-07-17, 17:35
Hi,
I'm a newbie here and in the pay for play market.
Have been thinking a lot about visitig an FKK and finally gotten over the treshold and bought a flight ticket to Berlin to visit Artemis.
Any one who have been there recently and can post a few Words about the situation and number of girls?
Thanks.
I've been wanting to visit Artemis for some time but I always go to Sharks because I hear it's the best of the big clubs. I like curvy girls as well as slim girls and I've been told Artemis has a nice line up of African women. Are there many black and Latina women at Artemis.Hello YourBoyRoc,
From my humble experience I can say, Dominican and black women have always been a constant size in the lineup. I do not know exactly what you mean by "many" black and Latina ladies, but around 5 up to more of this type with the extra portion of fire and temperament you should easily find. Just take a look if you got the opportunity.
Hi,
I'm a newbie here and in the pay for play market.
Have been thinking a lot about visitig an FKK and finally gotten over the treshold and bought a flight ticket to Berlin to visit Artemis.
Any one who have been there recently and can post a few Words about the situation and number of girls?
Thanks.Hello PinballMachine,
I congratulate you on your decision to visit one of the largest clubs in Germany. I did a day not long ago and can only speak for myself.
As soon as I enter the locker room, put on my robe and stroll with the slippers through the building, I feel nothing but comfortable.
I think the situation for a man in the FKK Artemis Berlin is absolutely satisfactory and could hardly be better at the moment.
I am not one of those guys who are counting the number of ladies or walk to the reception mami to ask "how many girls are here tonight?
I can only tell you one thing. My problem last was, too many girls to choose from, but not enough time!
I hope you have more than one night to explore this small lively island.
London Traveller
10-08-17, 10:53
I hadn't visited this club for a while but the weather was wet so I thought I'd spend some time here. The breakfast bar has moved position in the dining room, but apart from that the place is much the same as it was previously. The receptionist was notably friendly. Line up was very poor with lots of silicone, tattoos, overweight girls etc. The place was full of girls and there weren't that many men, however the choice was nowhere as good as Sharks and there were only a couple of black girls. Nobody really looked like fun. Eventually I found a nice slim, no tats, no surgery Romanian girl (Roxy) to take to a room.
ExpatLover
10-08-17, 13:25
Hi,
I'm a newbie here and in the pay for play market.
Have been thinking a lot about visitig an FKK and finally gotten over the treshold and bought a flight ticket to Berlin to visit Artemis.
Any one who have been there recently and can post a few Words about the situation and number of girls?
Thanks.Poor LU. Expensive club, new girls are blocked to enter by the previous one, if the club was situated in Frankfurt where the competition is hard it will close the doors very soon.
PinballMachine
10-09-17, 12:51
Thanks PumDiPum and London Traveller.
I will give it a try.
Hello YourBoyRoc,
From my humble experience I can say, Dominican and black women have always been a constant size in the lineup. I do not know exactly what you mean by "many" black and Latina ladies, but around 5 up to more of this type with the extra portion of fire and temperament you should easily find. Just take a look if you got the opportunity.
Hello PinballMachine,
I congratulate you on your decision to visit one of the largest clubs in Germany. I did a day not long ago and can only speak for myself.
As soon as I enter the locker room, put on my robe and stroll with the slippers through the building, I feel nothing but comfortable.
I think the situation for a man in the FKK Artemis Berlin is absolutely satisfactory and could hardly be better at the moment.
I am not one of those guys who are counting the number of ladies or walk to the reception mami to ask "how many girls are here tonight?
I can only tell you one thing. My problem last was, too many girls to choose from, but not enough time!
I hope you have more than one night to explore this small lively island.Latina looking girls at Artemis. I know there are a few. Most are OK, but a word of caution to fulfill my responsibility here to preserving the health of our cocks. So, there are two Latina girls that are always situated as you enter the lounge on the left side up the 3-4 stairs and on the round bed that is closer to the bar. Two guys that went with one of them one in turns a few weeks ago were visiting here last week and were only with their fetish Latina and now when they returned they complained about some white stuff dripping from their dicks and given that that's the only girl they shared, they were nice enough to caution me against going with one of them, which I was about to take. Thanks guys. Message forwarded.
I hadn't visited this club for a while but the weather was wet so I thought I'd spend some time here. The breakfast bar has moved position in the dining room, but apart from that the place is much the same as it was previously. The receptionist was notably friendly. Line up was very poor with lots of silicone, tattoos, overweight girls etc. The place was full of girls and there weren't that many men, however the choice was nowhere as good as Sharks and there were only a couple of black girls. Nobody really looked like fun. Eventually I found a nice slim, no tats, no surgery Romanian girl (Roxy) to take to a room.So the line up has not changed at Artemis still?
It used to be good diverse mixed line up with few stunners. , but then it became as you described it.
I had to stop going in 2015 and since then I stayed away.
So plastic older girls line up at Artemis is still as it is and I also heard it became a CBJ club. Sad. It used to be my favorite club for 6 years.
ExpatLover
10-12-17, 03:50
So the line up has not changed at Artemis still?
It used to be good diverse mixed line up with few stunners. , but then it became as you described it.
I had to stop going in 2015 and since then I stayed away.
So plastic older girls line up at Artemis is still as it is and I also heard it became a CBJ club. Sad. It used to be my favorite club for 6 years.All senior members perfectly know why the LU can't improve, it is just because the girls are blocking the arrival of new fresh one to protect their business, also they are linked to some motorcycle clubs.
Sorry, guys, for these generic questions, but I have not been here for a while.
How much is 30 min. With a girl these days?
Since the raid a few years ago, no more such scuffle with the police here?
So the line up has not changed at Artemis still? It used to be good diverse mixed line up with few stunners, but then it became as you described it. I had to stop going in 2015 and since then I stayed away.And that was a huge mistake because you missed a new, stunning jewel in the crown. And just your type too. Blue-eyed, blonde German Lilia from around Kiel I believe it was. An FKK is like a box of chocolates my friend. You never know what you're going to get!
How much is 30 min. With a girl these days?60 Euro.
Since the raid a few years ago, no more such scuffle with the police here?No scuffle, no trouble.
And that was a huge mistake because you missed a new, stunning jewel in the crown. And just your type too. Blue-eyed, blonde German Lilia from around Kiel I believe it was. An FKK is like a box of chocolates my friend. You never know what you're going to get!New stunning Jewel? Not sure about that. Lilia, worked previously at GT Bruggen, so she is well known. She has been at Artemis about a year or more. Her body has proportions tangent to a Hipo. That said, she may not have a perfect body, a bit on the full side and not the best ass, yet, her service and personality are a rare Jewel and especially at Artemis, agreed. One of the most recommended girls in Artemis, but she also started becoming an Artemis girl (asking for more money while working less), so get it while you can.
Traveller63
10-16-17, 23:11
Just back from a four day Artemisathon.
Good fun. The Venus expo as on at the Messe, which added to the spice, although I wa blissfully unaware of this until I got off the plane and saw the posters. That did explain why I couldn't get into my usual hotels.
Artemis continues to delight. It is essentially a tourist destination, especially on a Saturday. However, there are enough of us tourists who have been many times and are concidered regulars by the ladies.
The idea that Artemis is dying was somewhat undermined by the large number of men and ladies present on Saturday with long queues for the rooms.
My room activity was limited to a few girls that I see regularly. Generally there are many ladies who have been there for along time but also many new ones too. I got chatting to Sharon (blonde, Hungarian, quite short and cute), she has been working there for seven years. We had never spoken before but we did recognise each other as I started going to Artemis at about the same time that Sharon started working there.
I think the great thing about Artemis is that there is a girl for everyone, all body shapes, sizes, ages, all creeds and colors.
Talking to one of my regular ladies about the CBJ rule, she felt it had reduced business at first, but that was building back up. Her view was that, the Police are looking to try and shut Artemis, so the CBJ rule has to be rigorously applied. So, if she doesn't know you well, you might be Police, so you will be rubbered up.
One newish girl I spotted, beautiful brunette called Angel. She claimed to be half Spanish and half Turkish but seemed to speak remarkably fluent Romanian. I didn't party with her, has anybody had the pleasure?
And that was a huge mistake because you missed a new, stunning jewel in the crown. And just your type too. Blue-eyed, blonde German Lilia from around Kiel I believe it was. An FKK is like a box of chocolates my friend. You never know what you're going to get!Maybe buddy, but. Well this Artemis CBJ rule make me not want to go back there.
KC Questor
10-17-17, 02:42
Talking to one of my regular ladies about the CBJ rule, she felt it had reduced business at first, but that was building back up. Her view was that, the Police are looking to try and shut Artemis, so the CBJ rule has to be rigorously applied.I was there last month and had no problem getting BBBJ at no extra charge as long as I made it clear in advance that's what I wanted. I fucked up once and went to a room with a girl without clarifying and she wanted 50 extra for CIM. I said I don't want CIM, just BBBJ, but she stuck to her guns. Every other girl I went with had no problem agreeing to BBBJ at no extra charge when I specified it before committing to the room.
New stunning Jewel? Not sure about that. Lilia, worked previously at GT Bruggen, so she is well known.Relatively new to Artemis (only a few months when I sessioned with her) versus her length of time at GT, and would have been brand new to Mr. Ho was my point. She is not well-known to him, and he missed her fantastic service by stopping his visits to Artemis. I like her body, and except for her ass which could be a little bit more plump for my tastes, I disagree with your characterizations of her body. I don't like women who look like stick figures. I like women with some curves!
Traveller63
10-17-17, 09:49
Maybe buddy, but. Well this Artemis CBJ rule make me not want to go back there.But, Mr Ho. Given your unstinting negativity about the place, why would you go back at all?
Just back from a four day Artemisathon.
Good fun. The Venus expo as on at the Messe, which added to the spice, although I wa blissfully unaware of this until I got off the plane and saw the posters. That did explain why I couldn't get into my usual hotels.
Artemis continues to delight. It is essentially a tourist destination, especially on a Saturday. However, there are enough of us tourists who have been many times and are concidered regulars by the ladies.
The idea that Artemis is dying was somewhat undermined by the large number of men and ladies present on Saturday with long queues for the rooms.
My room activity was limited to a few girls that I see regularly. Generally there are many ladies who have been there for along time but also many new ones too. I got chatting to Sharon (blonde, Hungarian, quite short and cute), she has been working there for seven years. We had never spoken before but we did recognise each other as I started going to Artemis at about the same time that Sharon started working there.
I think the great thing about Artemis is that there is a girl for everyone, all body shapes, sizes, ages, all creeds and colors.She isn't so new at Artemis. The quality of your time with her will be directly proportional to the money you spend.
After reading all the threads, watching Videos / Pictures I've decided to visit my first FKK, Artemis in Berlin.
However there are just a few questions I have been unable to find the answers to.
1: Is it expected to pay extra for GFE services like an oily B2B, kissing, light spanking & maybe reverse oral?
2: Do the ladies use the restaurant and specifically the Gym and if they do is it possible to "pick up" the girls from there or are you restricted to the lounges, bar, cinema etc? Nothing more sexy than watching a fit girl in a Gym!
3: I haven't seen a jacuzzi or whirlpool in the videos, are there any and do the girls venture in too?
4: I noticed in a picture the "Visa" sign. Is this for anyone who wants to pay the entrance fee by card or are then ATM's on site?
My one day visit early next month could last as long as up to 14 hours so I will need plenty of "downtime" as well as deep pockets LOL! LOL!
Many thanks for anyone who can help.
Relatively new to Artemis (only a few months when I sessioned with her) versus her length of time at GT, and would have been brand new to Mr. Ho was my point. She is not well-known to him, and he missed her fantastic service by stopping his visits to Artemis. I like her body, and except for her ass which could be a little bit more plump for my tastes, I disagree with your characterizations of her body. I don't like women who look like stick figures. I like women with some curves!In matters of taste.
Relatively new to Artemis (only a few months when I sessioned with her) versus her length of time at GT, and would have been brand new to Mr. Ho was my point. She is not well-known to him, and he missed her fantastic service by stopping his visits to Artemis. I like her body, and except for her ass which could be a little bit more plump for my tastes, I disagree with your characterizations of her body. I don't like women who look like stick figures. I like women with some curves!Is she half Russian and half German? Natural normal tits? I think no tattoo?
Because I did session with former gt blonde blue eye girl with great service in winter 2015.
Does this look like a Hippo to anybody?
Just back from a four day Artemisathon.
Good fun. The Venus expo as on at the Messe, which added to the spice, although I wa blissfully unaware of this until I got off the plane and saw the posters. That did explain why I couldn't get into my usual hotels.
Artemis continues to delight. It is essentially a tourist destination, especially on a Saturday. However, there are enough of us tourists who have been many times and are concidered regulars by the ladies.
The idea that Artemis is dying was somewhat undermined by the large number of men and ladies present on Saturday with long queues for the rooms..After reading all the threads about FKK's & Artemis I have decided to pay my first visit in three weeks time, travel arrangements all sorted and already getting excited!
However I do have a few questions that I cannot find the answers to which Would be nice to get the answers to before I attend.
1: Do girls use the areas of the club like the sauna & Gym, there's nothing sexier watching a girl "work out" ?
2: I'm not interested in the extra services of COM, COB & Anal but I do like GFE, kissing, lots of oily B2B & light spanking. Would it be expected to pay extra for these services and if so how much?
3: Looking at a Artemis video I couldn't see a jacuzzi or whirlpool. Do they have one and do the ladies use them?
4: I also noticed in a Artemis video a "Visa" sign, is there an ATM on site?
Many thanks for your help.
My first visit to Artemis or any FKK early next month could be as long as 12 hours (if my stamina survives) so I will need some downtime LOL!
Sorry, guys, for these generic questions, but I have not been here for a while.
How much is 30 min. With a girl these days?
Since the raid a few years ago, no more such scuffle with the police here?I will visit Artemis in 3 weeks, it's also my first time at a FKK venue.
I'm not much interested in the "extras" of CIM, COB, Anal etc but whether GFE, Oily B2B, kissing, reverse oral & light spanking is available and if extra payment is required?
KC Questor
10-19-17, 01:04
1: Do girls use the areas of the club like the sauna & Gym, there's nothing sexier watching a girl "work out" ?I did see one girl working out in the gym, but I have no idea if she was available for a shift. She was on the treadmill and wearing regular gym clothes.
2: I'm not interested in the extra services of COM, COB & Anal but I do like GFE, kissing, lots of oily B2B & light spanking. Would it be expected to pay extra for these services and if so how much?Plan to pay extra for everything. Then if you don't have to pay extra it is a nice surprise.
3: Looking at a Artemis video I couldn't see a jacuzzi or whirlpool. Do they have one and do the ladies use them?I never saw a lady in the jacuzzi, but I am far from an expert. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
4: I also noticed in a Artemis video a "Visa" sign, is there an ATM on site?I believe it is for cash advances from the ATM only.
Traveller63
10-19-17, 04:56
Girls do quite regularly use the gym, but generally consider this to be off-duty time. There is an obvious place to sit and watch them work out as it is at the far end of the basement floor.
The is a Jacuzzi in the outdoor area, which is shut from 1 November. During high summer, it and the outdoor swimming pool and sunbeds are regularly used by the girls. Again, they are usually off-duty when doing so.
There is an ATM and Reception has again started to accept credit cards to pay the entrance fee.
Is she half Russian and half German? Natural normal tits? I think no tattoo? Because I did session with former gt blonde blue eye girl with great service in winter 2015.You missed her. Lilia wasn't at Artemis the last time you were there. And she's 100% German as far as I know. Based on your rave reviews of the "German table" at Palace, she's just your type too. Maybe next time buddy. Or, try to catch her at GT. Told me she was going to reduce her work in Germany because she doesn't want to register as a tute.
But, Mr Ho. Given your unstinting negativity about the place, why would you go back at all?I got good memories there for years, so I may give a shot at one point in future, but I wait till line up get better.
I did see one girl working out in the gym, but I have no idea if she was available for a shift. She was on the treadmill and wearing regular gym clothes.
Plan to pay extra for everything. Then if you don't have to pay extra it is a nice surprise.
I never saw a lady in the jacuzzi, but I am far from an expert. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
I believe it is for cash advances from the ATM only.Many thanks for your reply.
Unlike the well known "extras" price list for Anal, CIM etc without any guarantee that "my extras list" doesn't come with an additional price list I think you're correct, I will have to take extra cash.
I didn't really want to do this as although it's my first visit to a FKK venue I will be there for around 12 hours (until my plane departs) and have tried to plan out what finances I might need.
I asked the question because I'm aware that this place has a reputation of "up selling" but although a FKK newbie I'm not a punting novice.
If every girl I'm interested in wants additional funds for some or all of my "extras" I will have to unfortunately take more than the 900 I had planned to take, unless I'm strict and stick to the basic services!
Thanks again.
P.S: I hope I'm lucky & find a sexy willing girl in the Gym & jacuzzi, something about those two venues that does it for me!!
PussyLiccker
10-19-17, 11:53
I'm not much interested in the "extras" of CIM, COB, Anal etc but whether GFE, Oily B2B, kissing, reverse oral & light spanking is available and if extra payment is required?GFE IMO is a girl that provides good relaxing (more of slower paced sensual service than high energy like PSE for example) that provides the illusion of a loving or kind service. Offering extra for GFE, upsells, extras for services that arn't officially considered extras detracts from being a GFE in the first place. It should be a good flow of interaction by a skilled girl that is proficient in taking away the client's thoughts from being a business transaction (although that is not a reality). Some girls are truely exceptional at this, and it's a delight to run into them.
CIM, Anal, are the typical official extras you should keep in mind as a newbie walking in. I would suggest starting off with well reputed, and GFE providers (ask around) or clubs starting out. It's a safer journey for a newbie from the getgo as you gain a better relative idea of service levels possible.
The LU was poor (Lilia wasn't there) and not many mans either.
But I managed to find 2 outlaws that knows me from previous visits for 1 hour + BBBJ + CIM.
Total damage: 80 entry + 40 drinks + 170 + 170 + 20 tip.
Will be there tonight as well.
Does this look like a Hippo to anybody?I have been with Lilia many times. Her body is far far away from that. If this is what you see in the room with her, dude I want the pair or glasses you are using or whatever drugs you are on. Viel Spaί amigo.
Relatively new to Artemis (only a few months when I sessioned with her) versus her length of time at GT, and would have been brand new to Mr. Ho was my point. She is not well-known to him, and he missed her fantastic service by stopping his visits to Artemis. I like her body, and except for her ass which could be a little bit more plump for my tastes, I disagree with your characterizations of her body. I don't like women who look like stick figures. I like women with some curves!Dude,
Your writing is subpar when you need to explain the adjectives you throw around; new turns to relatively new and then to new for Mr Ho. I was especially moved by your attempt to quantify Mr. Ho's definition for relatively new and determine it to be relatively new. In FKK life one year take a huge toll on a girl.
And one year is not relatively new mister, one year means that she has been grinding inside out and is no longer fresh. One year in prostitute life is like seven year in normal life (drawing the analogy her but no negative implications, so please don't take this out of cobtext), this job kills you.
More information about Lilia for Mr Ho, this might be more reliable when one's written words cannot properly reflect a simple timeline reference. Mhm.
So, Lilia, she is German, always smiling with her great smile, extremely friendly and welcoming, she has worked at GT Bruggen and is a favorite for many regulars such as myself, beautiful face with blonde hair and blue eyes, Artmis girl since September 2016 or slightly before, body is evolving and she is getting rounder around the edges, not the classic German table girl (E. G. , not well manicured or pedicured, lacking the enhanced female element other the German table girls naturally posses), she is 22-3 and her service is very good, essentially you get from her Hessen service in Artemis.
Highly recommend for service, but looks is subjective. I session with her for service and fun relaxed atmosphere, but I have much better looking classic German girls.
All that said, she is a sweetheart.
I have been with Lilia many times. Her body is far far away from that. If this is what you see in the room with her, dude I want the pair or glasses you are using or whatever drugs you are on. Viel Spa amigo.Hahahaha! The point is to describe her as a "hippo" is rather harsh and unfair in my view. What was that you said? In matters of taste. But be fair and balanced. By the way, I find your taste to be strange in that I would not session even once with a girl who I thought of as being a "hippo". "Bambi" maybe. But never a hippo. Strange indeed my friend!
The LU was much better and the place was packed.
Had a 1 hour long PSE session with Lorena (CO) and Elisabeth (DR), I love those south America kinky girls.
It was like I am directing one of the old buttman movie, will repeat.
Intel needed: German girl with purple hair, great body and 'puta' tattoo on her lower back, any idea?
Will be back in 3 weeks.
Hahahaha! The point is to describe her as a "hippo" is rather harsh and unfair in my view. What was that you said? In matters of taste. But be fair and balanced. By the way, I find your taste to be strange in that I would not session even once with a girl who I thought of as being a "hippo". "Bambi" maybe. But never a hippo. Strange indeed my friend!OK, so maybe a hipo is too harsh for a girl I actually like. She has the very emphasized curves. Lilia, IMO, is best known for her blowjob and that she kisses. But her body is really lacking proportions. And she has a charming personality.
PussyLiccker
10-21-17, 16:33
What I get from all this back and forth is that Danny loves to make love with a nice girl of hippo stature. LOL.
What I get from all this back and forth is that Danny loves to make love with a nice girl of hippo stature. LOL.Stranger things have happened in FKK. But that picture you sent is not Lilia, it is the girl they bring for event and show in their photo albums.
WarmStone25
10-24-17, 14:01
I attended Teusday last week, arrived about 11.30 hours, early for me, but in time to enjoy the good weather outdoors. Things went wrong, I went to the showers behind the outdoor pool but they were not working. I went for a walk through the club to see who was where. The downstairs bar area was screened off, workmen were doing something at the bar. In the afternoon the screen and barriers were removed but the bar was not working. Enough girls in the morning and more in the afternoon. Plenty girls with good bodys, nice figures but without the face to go with it. I saw this girl who sits at the bar facing the main door in. I had eyed her on previous visits but this time I decided to do something about it. She went for a walk and I caught up with her on the stairs down. We went to the Kino and had a good session there with her. I will look for her on the next visit and next time I will remember the name. My next two sessions I could not come with the girls. The last session was with Gabriela, with whom I have had several good sessions. Another good day in Berlin. Left about 19.00 hours.
PinballMachine
10-24-17, 14:09
Had my first ever experience with an FKK like a week ago.
Thanks to this forum everything from the entrance to the safes, the lockers, the showers and the slippers and the robe went smooth and quickly. Wow! The Place was packed with sexy nude Girls! Of course this is normal but nothing I'm used to. Was approached by many Girls, like I had a sign on my forehead saying "Shark bait" and I probably was. Went with a girl with long Brown hair, nice tanned body, enhanced see- or the-cup the Name something beginning with Ra? A bit mechanical but anyhow nice, finished in the condom. 60 Euros. Next girl was a tall blond from Germany with her hair in a tail. Amazing legs and butt. Natural C-cup Nice but a bit "professional". Name something beginning with L? Condom finish. 60 Euros.
Sorry about the names but I've never been good with names.
Thanks.
I attended Teusday last week, arrived about 11.30 hours, early for me, but in time to enjoy the good weather outdoors. Things went wrong, I went to the showers behind the outdoor pool but they were not working. I went for a walk through the club to see who was where. The downstairs bar area was screened off, workmen were doing something at the bar. In the afternoon the screen and barriers were removed but the bar was not working. Enough girls in the morning and more in the afternoon. Plenty girls with good bodys, nice figures but without the face to go with it. I saw this girl who sits at the bar facing the main door in. I had eyed her on previous visits but this time I decided to do something about it. She went for a walk and I caught up with her on the stairs down. We went to the Kino and had a good session there with her. I will look for her on the next visit and next time I will remember the name. My next two sessions I could not come with the girls. The last session was with Gabriela, with whom I have had several good sessions. Another good day in Berlin. Left about 19.00 hours.Interesting read as I prepare in anticipation for my first ever FKK visit on Tuesday 7th November to Artemis.
I'm experienced in the game and know all the pitfalls for a newbie in a new environment.
I have a plan of action; taking my time, avoid looking like a boy in a sweetie shop, making it clear what I'm after and being my usual charming, respectful & polite self. Show some kindness & civility usually brings rewards!
However does anyone have any tips regarding current girl recommendations? I know about the famous Jenna!
KC Questor
10-25-17, 00:11
Unlike the well known "extras" price list for Anal, CIM etc without any guarantee that "my extras list" doesn't come with an additional price list I think you're correct, I will have to take extra cash.The first girl I took to the room I interviewed very thoroughly beforehand. I asked her if she enjoyed kissing ("Oh yes, I love to kiss. I'll kiss the whole time") and if she liked DATY ("Mmmm, of course baby, it's my favorite") and if she will lick my balls ("Ohh yes, I lick from the head all the way down the shaft and play with the balls. I love to suck cock") Everything I asked if she liked to do, enjoyed doing, wanted to do, she said yes. I said "Let's go. ".
In the room she told me the rate would be 180 euros. I said "Oh, I just wanted 30 minutes. " She said "That is for 30 minutes. Plus licking me, plus kissing, plus licking your balls, plus BBBJ". I should have left right then. In the end I told her that I just wanted the standard 60 euro session, and it was the most mechanical, boring session of my trip.
I asked the question because I'm aware that this place has a reputation of "up selling" but although a FKK newbie I'm not a punting novice.
If every girl I'm interested in wants additional funds for some or all of my "extras" I will have to unfortunately take more than the 900 I had planned to take, unless I'm strict and stick to the basic services!!!Look, GFE, Oily B2 B, kissing, reverse oral & light spanking are all pretty basic services and should be included in the basic price. I suggest to avoid upsellers and go for the decent girls. Be prepared to say no to the first girls that appraoch you. If you start acting like a pushover, then suddenly all girls will act as upsellers. It's up to you.
Look, GFE, Oily B2 B, kissing, reverse oral & light spanking are all pretty basic services and should be included in the basic price. I suggest to avoid upsellers and go for the decent girls. Be prepared to say no to the first girls that appraoch you. If you start acting like a pushover, then suddenly all girls will act as upsellers. It's up to you.Thanks for the info, most reassuring!
Having read methodically lots of threads on this website and others I feel totally prepared, I've even looked at a video tour of the premises on Google so I fully know the layout of the club which will prevent me from "standing out" like a newbie.
I'm experienced in the game so the girls that attempt to upsell I will have no problem dealing with.
Roll on 7th November!
Thanks again.
Intel needed: German girl with purple hair, great body and 'puta' tattoo on her lower back, any idea?
Will be back in 3 weeks.Hello AgentNash,
About 5"7 or 5"8 tall without shoes? If my memory is not completely failling, her name could be zoey, cloe or something similar. Never been with her in a room, so this is my only idea.
At PinballMachine. No need to excuse. Your first girl could have been Raissa? Pretty petite and such a beautiful face.
Thanks for the reports.
Member #4509
10-25-17, 17:55
Anyone knows if Aileen (Ger / Tur) from Hamburg is working next week? Would be nice to caress those big beautiful tits again!
KC Questor
10-25-17, 22:53
Look, GFE, Oily B2 B, kissing, reverse oral & light spanking are all pretty basic services and should be included in the basic price. How are you defining "GFE"? Because every guy seems to have a different definition. For some guys it is a simple "GFE = BBBJ" equation. Other guys use GFE to mean "a general illusion of passion, including DFK and cuddling" but are willing to accept BBBJ. It's not consistently defined, by hobbyists or providers.
But in the end, the best advice is to agree on the activities and the total price before you get to the room.
PinballMachine
10-26-17, 14:00
At PinballMachine. No need to excuse. Your first girl could have been Raissa? Pretty petite and such a beautiful face.
Thanks for the reports.Yes Raissa, that was her name. Interesting, I don't know but you do. Hehe.
Never asked where she came from thou, it was clear she wasn't German?
Nice looks indeed, but quite "sharky", but then again is there Girls that are not to a newbie?
KC,
I am moving this discussion to the FAQ section making this thread more relevant for the Artemis visitors.
Anyone knows if Aileen (Ger / Tur) from Hamburg is working next week? Would be nice to caress those big beautiful tits again!Aylin was out 2-3 weeks ago and in the last two weeks she is in bordello.
Big beautiful tits? Her silicone is like the Michelin Man. They stand like rubber perpendicular twin towers. Try Kiara if you like Aylin.
KC Questor
10-27-17, 23:33
KC,
I am moving this discussion to the FAQ section making this thread more relevant for the Artemis visitors.Well, the discussion was which activities were standard at Artemis, but I'm happy to follow to the FAQ section.
Yes Raissa, that was her name. Interesting, I don't know but you do. Hehe.
Never asked where she came from thou, it was clear she wasn't German?
Nice looks indeed, but quite "sharky", but then again is there Girls that are not to a newbie?Nice girl indeed. I actually don't think she wants to be sharky, but the atmosphere with some other girls there kinda forces her to be a bit. Not that she is sharky with me, but noticed some upsells that wasn't there when she started almost 3 years ago. She does have very nice legs though, and can be a sight with the right lingerie leggings. She definitely knows its a strong selling point for her.
Pipe Layer99
10-28-17, 11:12
It is not possible to CIM if you are wearing a condom. If you cum in a condom, then this is clearly CIC, not CIM. The extra charge for CIC is 0 Euros.A genius at work. Great job at TRYING to tell someone something that I clearly OBVIOUS! The word idiot comes to mind.
Guys,
Is it still possible to get BBBJ in Artemis?
Visiting in a few days.
Regards.
KC Questor
10-28-17, 21:41
Is it still possible to get BBBJ in Artemis?Yes, of course. Just don't tell anyone that you did or the WKs on the board will PM you and tell you not to "ruin it for others. ".
If you want BBBJ, make sure that you confirm it with the girl before you go to the room, and that it will not be an extra charge (unless you also want CIM -- that's extra). Some may turn you down, others may request that you book for an hour. But you'll find plenty who will BBBJ for no upcharge in a 30-minute session.
Yes Raissa, that was her name. Interesting, I don't know but you do. Hehe.
Never asked where she came from thou, it was clear she wasn't German?
Nice looks indeed, but quite "sharky", but then again is there Girls that are not to a newbie?Hello PinballMachine,
Since your description was pretty accurate and Raissa is the only one I know her name starts with "Ra", then all I needed was some luck to solve the puzzle. I also did not ask her, but I do not think she's from Germany. I would bet on Spain or Italy, you know? The fact that most working girls are looking forward to new and inexperienced customers should be obvious. I think being "sharky" is a big part of this business and ensures the daily amusement of the girls. They love their customers.
Greetings.
Guys,
Is it still possible to get BBBJ in Artemis?
Visiting in a few days.
Regards.Hello Boofer,
I am not a weekly German regular, professional sex tourer who travels every month for a few days to Berlin and no business man or party tourist who has to worry about money. That is why my experience is a bit different. Every lady with whom I had been together since the 1st of July preferred sucking with a condom. Uncovered Blowjobs in the cinema, disappeared. There was also no attempt to offer this as an extra or one hour as a requirement for BBBJ. But maybe I was the only fool who was following the law.
In addition, I have not asked expressly.
Greetings.
I've selected Artemis as my first FKK venue to visit next Tuesday as getting to Berlin is easier, whether it was the right choice only time will tell!
Does anyone have any info on the current LU regards to recommendations as I gather Artemis has it's fair share of Sharks?
Thanks.
I've selected Artemis as my first FKK venue to visit next Tuesday as getting to Berlin is easier, whether it was the right choice only time will tell!
Does anyone have any info on the current LU regards to recommendations as I gather Artemis has it's fair share of Sharks?
Thanks.At Artemis, the girls you may think are sharks and hunts guys are normally the best providers too. A rule of thumb at Artemis.
I've selected Artemis as my first FKK venue to visit next Tuesday as getting to Berlin is easier, whether it was the right choice only time will tell!
Does anyone have any info on the current LU regards to recommendations as I gather Artemis has it's fair share of Sharks?
Thanks.Hello Canary,
I am just a nobody on ISG, but.
Don't worry to much about the entire lineup, it is huge enough, even on Tuesdays. I am sure you'll find what you are looking for. Unfortunately I can't give you any recommendations, especially since I don't know what you prefer. Also I would not feel well if I tell you, try to meet Gulia, Melli or Katalina and then your expectations will not be fully fulfilled. Therefore, just go, look, get in touch and enjoy.
Maybe someone's GFE is another one's Shark.
Service? Don't worry too much. Just read this again:
Yes, of course.
If you want BBBJ, make sure that you confirm it with the girl before you go to the room, and that it will not be an extra charge (unless you also want CIM -- that's extra). Some may turn you down, others may request that you book for an hour. But you'll find plenty who will BBBJ for no upcharge in a 30-minute session.And you feel better.
Regarding your question from the general info thread. I am not a VIP, but as far as I know there are one or even two VIP rooms (with jacuzzi), which of course cost extra. The price will certainly be able to call you one of the receptionists.
Greetings.
A genius at work. Great job at TRYING to tell someone something that I clearly OBVIOUS! The word idiot comes to mind.What is your vendetta against UH?. In another thread I see you dragged up an old harmless comment by him and insulted him in crude terms..
Why are you making insults in the German threads. You have never contributed anything under these threads apart from these insults.
Maybe focus your penchant for sarcasm on your own behaviour
HggCraig69
10-31-17, 21:16
Been going to Thailand for years but bored of Thai girls. Making my first visit to an FKK soon, Artemis, can't wait.
Thanks for all the advice on here, I'll write a review of here and the other places I visit when I return.
Just have a few questions.
How bad is it to wear underwear under your robe? I take Cialis everyday to help my blood pressure and prostate and might be embarrassing with a full blown tent during my whole stay there.
What questions do you like best to find out who is likely to rip you off?
Thanks everyone for any help.
KC Questor
11-01-17, 02:35
How bad is it to wear underwear under your robe?Not bad at all. Just walking around, no one would really see anyway since you can belt your robe. But even if it is open it's not unusual to see someone with underwear on.
What questions do you like best to find out who is likely to rip you off?Just make sure you negotiate specifically which services you want and how much it will cost you. There can be no ripoff if that is clearly stated. Don't do like I did and think "We seem to get along nicely and she says she will do all of these things for me" and then find out in the room that all those things she wanted to do cost extra.
Not bad at all. Just walking around, no one would really see anyway since you can belt your robe. But even if it is open it's not unusual to see someone with underwear on.
Just make sure you negotiate specifically which services you want and how much it will cost you. There can be no ripoff if that is clearly stated. Don't do like I did and think "We seem to get along nicely and she says she will do all of these things for me" and then find out in the room that all those things she wanted to do cost extra.Obviously I'm not an expert as my First FKK visit is scheduled on Tuesday but I'm surprised that wearing underwear is allowed as I've read more than once it is a "no, no" ?
It doesn't bother me tbh either way although as stated it would prevent a raging hard on while in the lounge LOL!
ResidentOfMars
11-01-17, 14:35
How bad is it to wear underwear under your robe? I take Cialis everyday to help my blood pressure and prostate and might be embarrassing with a full blown tent during my whole stay there.
It's a sex club. Arousal is natural. Don't be embarrassed about your erections.
Obviously I'm not an expert as my First FKK visit is scheduled on Tuesday but I'm surprised that wearing underwear is allowed as I've read more than once it is a "no, no" ?
It doesn't bother me tbh either way although as stated it would prevent a raging hard on while in the lounge LOL!Underwear ensures no chance of a hand under the robe😣.
Horny Harry
11-01-17, 17:27
Underwear ensures no chance of a hand under the robe😣.I usually wear some underwear simply because I don't really fancy walking around with a big "happy-to-see-me" bulge in my bathrobe or towel. LOL.
ExpatLover
11-01-17, 18:18
Obviously I'm not an expert as my First FKK visit is scheduled on Tuesday but I'm surprised that wearing underwear is allowed as I've read more than once it is a "no, no" ?
It doesn't bother me tbh either way although as stated it would prevent a raging hard on while in the lounge LOL!Most of the guys with underwear are from Muslim culture, never saw a Asian guy wearing it.
Obviously I'm not an expert as my First FKK visit is scheduled on Tuesday but I'm surprised that wearing underwear is allowed as I've read more than once it is a "no, no" ?
It doesn't bother me tbh either way although as stated it would prevent a raging hard on while in the lounge LOL!It's not a "no no". Lots of guys do it. I also agree that its a sex club so the girls won't howl laughing = they think its fun and are pleased you are ready for business! For them the worst guy is someone who sits in the lounge talking to 50 girls and never goes to a room. A guy with a boner is going to want to take a girl to a room to use it! I don't wear underwear. Not because I'm exhibitionist or have a huge dick. But simply because it's quite nice, instead of embarrassing, to be in the lounge with nothing but a robe between you and a boner on display and if you get talking to a girl and she can see it so what? She has her pussy out! Just enjoy it. It's no big deal. Other guys won't care. Even having now been to FKKs over 100 times if I don't go for a few months I get a boner on when I get into the lounge surrounded by naked girls. That's good! Chill out, realise that nobody cares. Other than the girls who will be pleased.
GasparLeMarc12
11-02-17, 04:48
So next week I will have a couple days in Berlin and will be visiting Artemis (and hopefully a couple other places Anni Porsche, Liberty, Royale, or Van Kampen) as well as some sightseeing. Will be there on the 8th or 9th, maybe both. Have read back about 20 pages, thank you all for the info. I know entry is 80 and 30 min is 60 plus extras correct? First time in FKK but not novice at traveling or mongering so hoping for good time. If anyone will be around, I'm happy to have a beer with you. You can PM. I'll report when I return.
Gaspar.
Intel needed: German girl with purple hair, great body and 'puta' tattoo on her lower back, any idea?Zoe. (Ten characters needed.).
Zoe. (Ten characters needed.).Thanks for clarifying the correct orthography. That will certainly help AgentNash. However, I guess she would make more money if her name would be Zoey.
Also a question to the underwear guys. How do you handle the problem of clothing in the shower, sauna or pool? Do you bring several underpants?
Zoe. (Ten characters needed.).Thanks. She have a killer body.
I'm going to give it a try in 2 weeks.
Also, any recommended duo?
Thanks for clarifying the correct orthography. That will certainly help AgentNash. However, I guess she would make more money if her name would be Zoey.Unfortunately I didn't notice you've answered the question before. Sorry for that.
Unfortunately I didn't notice you've answered the question before. Sorry for that.Oh no no sir, no need to excuse. As I was just a reader for a long time, I always found your contributions helpful and on point. Besides, I'm sure Agentnash will appreciate your answer too, like he did. At least I would be grateful for many also different answers to my questions.
Maybe you have some more informations about Zoe. All I can contribute is that she should be a nice young lady and someone could expect a solid German PSE. Unfortunately, that's not really much, I know.
If my post may have been a little subtle or revealed a slightly different sense of humor, I may have to apologize. But this is PumDiPum and no algorithm.
I like to wish you a nice weekend.
Member #4509
11-03-17, 17:19
Aylin was out 2-3 weeks ago and in the last two weeks she is in bordello.
Big beautiful tits? Her silicone is like the Michelin Man. They stand like rubber perpendicular twin towers. Try Kiara if you like Aylin.OK bordello, do you know where by any chance? Well for me they are beautiful! I don't rate Kiara highly, way to mechanical for my taste but I did see that she has bigger implants! I enjoyed Artemis this time, lineup was OK for my taste. Sessions with Carrie (Bul) and Rosa (DR) both with covered blowjob a bit disappointing, but also had a few sessions with bareback BJ for obvious reasons can't mention names but it was including normal price for an hour so no upselling.
Rogue Nation
11-03-17, 21:36
Is Kati (DomRep, before at Palace and before that at Atlantis) still working at Artemis?
Is Kati (DomRep, before at Palace and before that at Atlantis) still working at Artemis?No, but I've heard that her daughter have to start working in Hessen tourist clubs next year.
I know entry is 80 and 30 min is 60 plus extras correct?
Gaspar.Hello Gaspar,
Right on the level. Stay decent and have fun with it.
OK bordello, do you know where by any chance? Well for me they are beautiful! I don't rate Kiara highly, way to mechanical for my taste but I did see that she has bigger implants! I enjoyed Artemis this time, lineup was OK for my taste. Sessions with Carrie (Bul) and Rosa (DR) both with covered blowjob a bit disappointing, but also had a few sessions with bareback BJ for obvious reasons can't mention names but it was including normal price for an hour so no upselling.She is currently in the Artemis. Yep, Kiara is too mechanical and has bigger implants now.
Hey guys,
I'm planning a trip to another part of Europe and many of the flights have long layovers in either Frankfurt or Berlin so I have to choose one. I'm really into curvier, thicker girls. How are the girls at Artemis these days? I came there in 2013 and had a great time but I'm sure things have changed since then. Any girls with big butts?
ExpatLover
11-10-17, 09:23
Hey guys,
I'm planning a trip to another part of Europe and many of the flights have long layovers in either Frankfurt or Berlin so I have to choose one. I'm really into curvier, thicker girls. How are the girls at Artemis these days? I came there in 2013 and had a great time but I'm sure things have changed since then. Any girls with big butts?Best LU is Shark, but at Artemis you will find plenty of big boobs, mostly silicone.
Any girls with big butts?Yeah, things have changed. - You'll find a number of girls matching your wishes.
Is Geraldine from Hungary still around at Artemis?
Milfotronic
11-12-17, 04:04
I was thinking of trying Artemis for the first time. How much do you guys spend in the bar? Are the drinks expensive? I guess some girls expect you to buy them drinks. Are there other things that cost that are not related to sex?
Cheers.
A report on my first ever FKK visit on 7/11 as a thank you for all the kind advise I received beforehand.
However a warning, my review skills are very limited, if this helps anyone it might help newbies like myself?
Getting there:
From Schonefeld airport the S / Baht station is just a few hundred yards away and by using the S45 & S41 routes it was easy, very cheap and only took 50 minutes to Westkreuz station.
A Tip for new attendees:
What I found beneficial before I went was to look several times on Google Earth maps as it takes you straight into the club so I knew the complete layout of the club before I visited. This didn't make me look like a total newbie & I could just concentrate (if that's the word) on the naked female bodies.
Artemis the Club:
The receptionist was friendly & informative and after securing my valuables and showering I headed first to the Wellness part on the Ground floor. Used the sauna, had a drink and viewed the few girls who would saunter down looking for pray. Facilities are excellent & having stayed at 4 & 5 star hotels that's a compliment.
Then after nosing around the kino downstairs I went upstairs to the main lounge and my eyes were attacked by the sight of numerous ladies partially clothed or totally naked.
The Girls:
I was approached several times mainly by what looked like Romanians. None particularly I found personally attractive but mainly they were too pushy for my liking. Be prepared to stick to your guns because these girls don't accept a no until it's said several times in different polite ways.
Girl 1 I choose was my only disaster of the night. I had been there well over an hour and wasn't sure if I wanted her or not and I should have stuck to my initial feelings. Once in the room she kept trying to up sell, the more she did the more I was adamant I wouldn't be pushed around. When she finally gave in she became moody and tried to get me finished quickly but I had other ideas and took out my revenge by giving her one hell of a pounding.
Girl 2 called Nicole was exceptional. Tall, blonde hair with a fringe, just a little extra timber, natural breasts, intelligent and claims to come from The Czech Republic. She has been working there on / off for several years. After girl one I had a bad headache and when Nicole approached me I told her it was unlikely I would consider anything presently. Despite this she sat with me for over 25 minutes talking (there were few men in the club tbh) including going to the bar to get me an Expresso with lemon juice to help cure the headache. Later I saw her wave to me after she saw another client then later we bumped into each other. After another 20 min chat I decided to go with her if only for her non pushy attitude & interesting conversation.
Needless to say I spent a few amazing hours with her starting in the Kino with kissing, fondling, oral & sex. We then moved to one of the semi curtained beds in the lounge (never in my life have I been such an exerbisionist) and continued with very oily b2 be sessions, sex in various positions and more oral. I reluctantly agreed to anal sex as it's rarely my thing but my god we had three sessions of this and it was sublime.
Girl 3 was called Sidney who joined me with Nicole for a threesome for an hour. Sidney is blonde, a lot more slender than Nicole, tattoos on her back with a bum that I get easily gather in one hand. This girl can give a blow job with the suction of a hoover, unbelievable. We finished the threesome with Nicole fucking me anally and I was licking Sidney's pussy which was smothered in honey. Apparently according to Nicole there were several viewers watching which tbh I never noticed, I was so engrossed in the action.
Girl 4 was another blonde called Sisse from Bulgaria who was very heavily tattooed on her back, natural breasts, non pushy who couldn't do enough to please me. I only had a 30 min session with her because of the previous long and heavy session otherwise I would have stayed longer as she was very good at kissing, oral & sex.
Girl 5, how the hell I managed another lady I don't know but she did a pure PSE which really was really full on. Plenty of anal play on me, hard sex, tit wanking, oral both ways & toys. Although I only booked 30 minutes we did go over time. Her name was something like Fara, her English wasn't too clear. She was from Hungary, dark skinned, (looked a bit Asian to me! Big fake tits, probably around late thirties.
After girl number five and several hours of female "entertainment" I was totally shagged out so I had a brief rest on the Wellness floor with a few soft drinks before leaving around 4.15 am, over 13 hours of luxury & filth.
Conclusion:
I cannot compare with other Clubs as this was my first.
Positives; The place is exceptionally clean, very spacious, the girls were mostly pretty with some exceptional. If you have good judgement & pick the right girls you can have a blast. Facilities are excellent.
Negatives; I thought the food was average & I wasn't going to pay extra for alcohol, some of the girls were very pushy, too pushy in my opinion but it's up to you to stand your ground. The biggest problem I found was that the last few hours in the main lounge was exceptionally smokey, nearly every girl smoked although I couldn't detect when I was with them.
Tip; The girls are exceptionally observant and often know who you've been with, for how long etc. Don't be fooled they are mostly very on the ball, have your game plan, stick to the same story, don't be bullied into up sells for anything you don't really want or can afford.
Would I return? Goodness yes in the New Year but I hope to also visit another club too so I can compare, maybe in Frankfurt or elsewhere but as I use public transport in Germany I'm limited in my choices!
Sorry for the long rambling, I did warn you about my reporting skills but hopefully you might have got a bit of info from it.
I was thinking of trying Artemis for the first time. How much do you guys spend in the bar? Are the drinks expensive? I guess some girls expect you to buy them drinks. Are there other things that cost that are not related to sex?Softdrinks included. Alcoholic drinks 10 E each. Champagne more expensive, prices bottlewise, ask for prices / menu at the reception or at the counter in the main room. It's not necessary to shout for the girls. No other costs not related to sex.
OfficeMatt
11-13-17, 05:33
Certainly reads like a Report of Distinction. Bravo to you for 5 in one session, as well being braver than most. Thanks for sharing your experience.
A report on my first ever FKK visit on 7/11 as a thank you for all the kind advise I received beforehand.
However a warning, my review skills are very limited, if this helps anyone it might help newbies like myself?
Getting there:
From Schonefeld airport the S / Baht station is just a few hundred yards away and by using the S45 & S41 routes it was easy, very cheap and only took 50 minutes to Westkreuz station.
A Tip for new attendees:
What I found beneficial before I went was to look several times on Google Earth maps as it takes you straight into the club so I knew the complete layout of the club before I visited. This didn't make me look like a total newbie & I could just concentrate (if that's the word) on the naked female bodies.
Artemis the Club:
The receptionist was friendly & informative and after securing my valuables and showering I headed first to the Wellness part on the Ground floor. Used the sauna, had a drink and viewed the few girls who would saunter down looking for pray. Facilities are excellent & having stayed at 4 & 5 star hotels that's a compliment.
Then after nosing around the kino downstairs I went upstairs to the main lounge and my eyes were attacked by the sight of numerous ladies partially clothed or totally naked.
The Girls:
I was approached several times mainly by what looked like Romanians. None particularly I found personally attractive but mainly they were too pushy for my liking. Be prepared to stick to your guns because these girls don't accept a no until it's said several times in different polite ways.
Girl 1 I choose was my only disaster of the night. I had been there well over an hour and wasn't sure if I wanted her or not and I should have stuck to my initial feelings. Once in the room she kept trying to up sell, the more she did the more I was adamant I wouldn't be pushed around. When she finally gave in she became moody and tried to get me finished quickly but I had other ideas and took out my revenge by giving her one hell of a pounding.
Girl 2 called Nicole was exceptional. Tall, blonde hair with a fringe, just a little extra timber, natural breasts, intelligent and claims to come from The Czech Republic. She has been working there on / off for several years. After girl one I had a bad headache and when Nicole approached me I told her it was unlikely I would consider anything presently. Despite this she sat with me for over 25 minutes talking (there were few men in the club tbh) including going to the bar to get me an Expresso with lemon juice to help cure the headache. Later I saw her wave to me after she saw another client then later we bumped into each other. After another 20 min chat I decided to go with her if only for her non pushy attitude & interesting conversation.
Needless to say I spent a few amazing hours with her starting in the Kino with kissing, fondling, oral & sex. We then moved to one of the semi curtained beds in the lounge (never in my life have I been such an exerbisionist) and continued with very oily b2 be sessions, sex in various positions and more oral. I reluctantly agreed to anal sex as it's rarely my thing but my god we had three sessions of this and it was sublime.
Girl 3 was called Sidney who joined me with Nicole for a threesome for an hour. Sidney is blonde, a lot more slender than Nicole, tattoos on her back with a bum that I get easily gather in one hand. This girl can give a blow job with the suction of a hoover, unbelievable. We finished the threesome with Nicole fucking me anally and I was licking Sidney's pussy which was smothered in honey. Apparently according to Nicole there were several viewers watching which tbh I never noticed, I was so engrossed in the action.
Girl 4 was another blonde called Sisse from Bulgaria who was very heavily tattooed on her back, natural breasts, non pushy who couldn't do enough to please me. I only had a 30 min session with her because of the previous long and heavy session otherwise I would have stayed longer as she was very good at kissing, oral & sex.
Girl 5, how the hell I managed another lady I don't know but she did a pure PSE which really was really full on. Plenty of anal play on me, hard sex, tit wanking, oral both ways & toys. Although I only booked 30 minutes we did go over time. Her name was something like Fara, her English wasn't too clear. She was from Hungary, dark skinned, (looked a bit Asian to me! Big fake tits, probably around late thirties.
After girl number five and several hours of female "entertainment" I was totally shagged out so I had a brief rest on the Wellness floor with a few soft drinks before leaving around 4.15 am, over 13 hours of luxury & filth.
Conclusion:
I cannot compare with other Clubs as this was my first.
Positives; The place is exceptionally clean, very spacious, the girls were mostly pretty with some exceptional. If you have good judgement & pick the right girls you can have a blast. Facilities are excellent.
Negatives; I thought the food was average & I wasn't going to pay extra for alcohol, some of the girls were very pushy, too pushy in my opinion but it's up to you to stand your ground. The biggest problem I found was that the last few hours in the main lounge was exceptionally smokey, nearly every girl smoked although I couldn't detect when I was with them.
Tip; The girls are exceptionally observant and often know who you've been with, for how long etc. Don't be fooled they are mostly very on the ball, have your game plan, stick to the same story, don't be bullied into up sells for anything you don't really want or can afford.
Would I return? Goodness yes in the New Year but I hope to also visit another club too so I can compare, maybe in Frankfurt or elsewhere but as I use public transport in Germany I'm limited in my choices!
Sorry for the long rambling, I did warn you about my reporting skills but hopefully you might have got a bit of info from it.
ExpatLover
11-13-17, 06:41
A report on my first ever FKK visit on 7/11 as a thank you for all the kind advise I received beforehand.
However a warning, my review skills are very limited, if this helps anyone it might help newbies like myself?
Getting there:
From Schonefeld airport the S / Baht station is just a few hundred yards away and by using the S45 & S41 routes it was easy, very cheap and only took 50 minutes to Westkreuz station.
A Tip for new attendees:
What I found beneficial before I went was to look several times on Google Earth maps as it takes you straight into the club so I knew the complete layout of the club before I visited. This didn't make me look like a total newbie & I could just concentrate (if that's the word) on the naked female bodies.
Artemis the Club:.Many clubs are accessible with public transport, if you ready to walk a bit. Many times I walked from Giessen railway station to World it is 13 kilometers, or to go Oase you need to walk 45 minutes, for Shark you don t need to walk there is a bus stop more or less in front of the club.
A report on my first ever FKK visit on 7/11 as a thank you for all the kind advise I received beforehand.
However a warning, my review skills are very limited, if this helps anyone it might help newbies like myself?Thanks Canary for the brilliant report! Definitely helpful to newbies.
A few questions:
1. What was the damage?
2. Did Nicole (girl 2) not up sell? You said that you reluctantly agreed to anal, I'm assuming that this was not included in the standard price, right?
3. I was wondering how Sidney joined in. Was it Nicole's suggestion, or yours? Or did she see you in the Kino or lounge and asked to join in?
Thanks!
Thanks Canary for the brilliant report! Definitely helpful to newbies.
A few questions:
1. What was the damage?
2. Did Nicole (girl 2) not up sell? You said that you reluctantly agreed to anal, I'm assuming that this was not included in the standard price, right?
3. I was wondering how Sidney joined in. Was it Nicole's suggestion, or yours? Or did she see you in the Kino or lounge and asked to join in?
Thanks!Thanks for the compliment on the report.
1: Girls one, four & five were were 30 minutes each. Girl two was initially 30 minutes but I increased to one hour. Girl four I enjoyed so much that I did four hours. Total cost 780 + just the one extra 100 = 880. Although I prefer long bookings I only do these if I really "click" with a girl which doesn't often happen. (The honey pussy licking, anal play on me, kissing, oral, oily B2B and a toy all did not occur an extra charge).
2: Nicole offered it and initially I declined but as she was so good at everything else I thought I would give it a try & unsurprisingly she excelled at this too. She offered no other extras.
3: I decided to double up at the end & I picked out the girl. Nicole spoke to her first to see if she was happy to do what I wanted us to all do together and it worked out really well.
I would totally recommend a visit, just do plenty of preparation & planning as it will be beneficial for your visit.
Early next year I plan to return to Artemis and visit one of the Frankfurt venues.
Thanks Canary!
1: Girls one, four & five were were 30 minutes each. Girl two was initially 30 minutes but I increased to one hour. Girl four I enjoyed so much that I did four hours. Total cost 780 + just the one extra 100 = 880. Although I prefer long bookings I only do these if I really "click" with a girl which doesn't often happen. (The honey pussy licking, anal play on me, kissing, oral, oily B2B and a toy all did not occur an extra charge).4 hours. Wow. That is some impressive stamina you got there!
So 4 hrs is 8 x 60. I would have thought that longer bookings are less (I think in NRW and Hessen they are).
Anyway, including entrance that comes out to just under a grand for a single (albeit spectacular) day.
One of the main reasons I was considering Berlin rather than Hessen or NRW, is that flights to Berlin for me are several hundred Euros less. It seems though that I would be making that up in just a single day at an FKK.
Now the main reason I have left for choosing Berlin is that AFAIK only Artemis has a gym on site, which would give me something to do between sessions while recuperating. Unlike you, I can't do 4 hours straight.
Member #4509
11-16-17, 03:27
Can someone confirm that Akira (Thai) is back at Artemis?
ExpatLover
11-17-17, 19:04
Thanks for the compliment on the report.
1: Girls one, four & five were were 30 minutes each. Girl two was initially 30 minutes but I increased to one hour. Girl four I enjoyed so much that I did four hours. Total cost 780 + just the one extra 100 = 880. Although I prefer long bookings I only do these if I really "click" with a girl which doesn't often happen. (The honey pussy licking, anal play on me, kissing, oral, oily B2B and a toy all did not occur an extra charge).
2: Nicole offered it and initially I declined but as she was so good at everything else I thought I would give it a try & unsurprisingly she excelled at this too. She offered no other extras.
3: I decided to double up at the end & I picked out the girl. Nicole spoke to her first to see if she was happy to do what I wanted us to all do together and it worked out really well.
I would totally recommend a visit, just do plenty of preparation & planning as it will be beneficial for your visit.
Early next year I plan to return to Artemis and visit one of the Frankfurt venues.Artemis is the worst big club in Germany, happy that you were satisfy but I will never go there again, very nice tourist trap.
Can someone confirm that Akira (Thai) is back at Artemis?When I was there last week one of the girls said there was a Thai girl working at the club but wasn't working that day. I didn't ask the name of the girl so if this Thai girl is the only Thai working there then in answer to your question its yes.
Look, GFE, Oily B2 B, kissing, reverse oral & light spanking are all pretty basic services and should be included in the basic price. I suggest to avoid upsellers and go for the decent girls. Be prepared to say no to the first girls that appraoch you. If you start acting like a pushover, then suddenly all girls will act as upsellers. It's up to you.This isn't basic in Artemis.
The first girl I took to the room I interviewed very thoroughly beforehand. I asked her if she enjoyed kissing ("Oh yes, I love to kiss. I'll kiss the whole time") and if she liked DATY ("Mmmm, of course baby, it's my favorite") and if she will lick my balls ("Ohh yes, I lick from the head all the way down the shaft and play with the balls. I love to suck cock") Everything I asked if she liked to do, enjoyed doing, wanted to do, she said yes. I said "Let's go. ".
In the room she told me the rate would be 180 euros. I said "Oh, I just wanted 30 minutes. " She said "That is for 30 minutes. Plus licking me, plus kissing, plus licking your balls, plus BBBJ". I should have left right then. In the end I told her that I just wanted the standard 60 euro session, and it was the most mechanical, boring session of my trip.Do you have a name?
In Artemis since December 2015. GFE, smooth French Kissing, DATY. Don't be disappointed, she's got plastic tits. Recommended and worth a try.She has been gone for a while, does anybody know if she is back? Two weeks ago was still gone.
Had 2 sessions on Thursday night.
1 hour PSE session with hot new Brazilian MILF (no name sorry) - superb PSE session as Latina should provide.
1 hour GFE session with Lilia (no hair band any more) , as usual perfect 10/10.
I saw Zoe there, looks like a hot porn cyborg, something only Rocco Siffredi can handle, but I didn't have the power to session with her, maybe next time.
Will be back next month.
Hi friends,
I'm planning a trip to Berlin. Has anyone of you seen those two stunners in the club lately?
Thank you.
She has been gone for a while, does anybody know if she is back? Two weeks ago was still gone.I was told there's another girl called Olga now.
1 hour GFE session with Lilia (no hair band any more) , as usual perfect 10/10.She lost the ribbon, and she lost some pounds, too. Just my two cents.
Look, GFE, Oily B2 B, kissing, reverse oral & light spanking are all pretty basic services and should be included in the basic price. I suggest to avoid upsellers and go for the decent girls. Be prepared to say no to the first girls that appraoch you. If you start acting like a pushover, then suddenly all girls will act as upsellers. It's up to you.Not true. And, definitely not true in Artemis where it seem like all girls took the same upselling seminar.
DaveSimmons
11-28-17, 00:16
Who has the best natural looking tits at Artemis?
Hungarian Geraldine quite the business as far as I know now though, but she was good.She's one of the good ones? - that's true. She quitted business? - no, that's BS.
She's one of the good ones? - that's true. She quitted business? - no, that's BS.Oh you have seen her at Artemis lately?
Rogue Nation
12-02-17, 08:39
What is the situation at Artemis around BBBJ? Still available? At extra cost? Or only within 1 h sessions? Thanks.
What is the situation at Artemis around BBBJ? Still available? At extra cost? Or only within 1 h sessions? Thanks.Maybe you've figured it out, too, BBBJ is banned by law since July 1st.
Geraldine:
Oh you have seen her at Artemis lately?Yes.
Geraldine:
Yes.Once you tute, you cannot quit LOL.
She says she quit many year ago like in 2015 LOL.
OfficeMatt
12-04-17, 23:42
Hi there, just making an inquiry, but going rate is 60 Euros per half hour?
Hi there, just making an inquiry, but going rate is 60 Euros per half hour?Yes.
80 admission charge.
60 for 30 min, no discount for 60 min so 120 for that.
Hi there, just making an inquiry, but going rate is 60 Euros per half hour?Yes. (Ten characters needed.).
KC Questor
12-06-17, 03:24
Maybe you've figured it out, too, BBBJ is banned by law since July 1st. And no one would break the law in Germany. Absolutely no way any hooker would break the rules in a locked room with no one else around except the guy who is paying her for sex. Absolutely forbidden and there's no BBBJ to be had.
Unless you, you know, ask for it.
And no one would break the law in Germany. Absolutely no way any hooker would break the rules in a locked room with no one else around except the guy who is paying her for sex. Absolutely forbidden and there's no BBBJ to be had.
Unless you, you know, ask for it.Usually, the girls do not lock rooms since this would cause a delay if help is needed. But I have not heard of a single case where german police was controlling in a room whether a condom was used. This can become an issue during gangbang parties etc.
However, most of the girls are offering BBBJ as an option with extra prices after the law has changed (usually 20 Euros, sometimes more). I have not met a single girl that refused BBBJ in a sauna club due to the change of the law.
I have not met a single girl that refused BBBJ in a sauna club due to the change of the law.Well, this is true for many Clubs in Germany, but it's definitively not true for Artemis. Most girls there won't give you BBBJ if they don't know you. And even if they know you more than 50% will say no.
OfficeMatt
12-06-17, 13:34
Yes.
80 admission charge.
60 for 30 min, no discount for 60 min so 120 for that.Thank you very much!
And to answer another post, I always lock the door!
Well, this is true for many Clubs in Germany, but it's definitively not true for Artemis. Most girls there won't give you BBBJ if they don't know you. And even if they know you more than 50% will say no.So Artemis has high tendency of CBJ now?
Had 2 sessions on Thursday night.
1 hour PSE session with hot new Brazilian MILF (no name sorry) - superb PSE session as Latina should provide.
1 hour GFE session with Lilia (no hair band any more) , as usual perfect 10/10.
I saw Zoe there, looks like a hot porn cyborg, something only Rocco Siffredi can handle, but I didn't have the power to session with her, maybe next time.
Will be back next month.Can you describe who is Zoe?
Usually, the girls do not lock rooms since this would cause a delay if help is needed. But I have not heard of a single case where german police was controlling in a room whether a condom was used. This can become an issue during gangbang parties etc.
However, most of the girls are offering BBBJ as an option with extra prices after the law has changed (usually 20 Euros, sometimes more). I have not met a single girl that refused BBBJ in a sauna club due to the change of the law.Girls say no all the time. Artemis actually improved on that as compared to a few months ago when it was a strict no. Now they just ask for extra or a longer session while a few months ago I was refused systemically. Wednesday, three BBBJ only one was extra and Sunday only one, but still. I stopped coming because of this, but it improve significantly, so it is worth the drive now.
What is the situation at Artemis around BBBJ? Still available? At extra cost? Or only within 1 h sessions? Thanks.Artemis is getting better with that. Possibly girls understand that it isn't such a big deal and were a bit on edge because of the new rule in the start.
I was told there's another girl called Olga now.
She lost the ribbon, and she lost some pounds, too. Just my two cents.Met Lilia earlier this week, had a good time as usually. Only half hour, but still above average. She looks more slim and all that, but guy's she does not swing of the ceiling, juggling fire sticks and blowing dick at the same time. She is not a super hero. Just a girl.
Girls say no all the time. Artemis actually improved on that as compared to a few months ago when it was a strict no. Now they just ask for extra or a longer session while a few months ago I was refused systemically. Wednesday, three BBBJ only one was extra and Sunday only one, but still. I stopped coming because of this, but it improve significantly, so it is worth the drive now.If it is CBJ club, it is not worth going there unless it is forced LOL.
Sorry for the late report, but better late than never.
Visited the club in the last week of November on Tuesday and reached there around 1500. There were around 20 girls and maybe 10 guys. I was surprised to see that all girls were below 7 (my luck was bad). I was hoping that I will wait in the Lobby and enjoy the view till I find the right girl. I was looking for a girl with pale skin, firm boobs and young. Yes, I am picky, but that is what I wanted at that moment and I was willing to wait.
Many girls approached me and I politely and respectfully sent them away saying that I want to settle for some more time. But few of them were very aggressive. After one hour of waiting and not finding anyone, I was getting desperate. Few girls who approached me before came to me and starting saying rude things. For example one girl said "you wait and wait and have sex in next 20 years". I normally do not take insults, but I understand the girls frustration. This was a super boring and calm day for them and difficult to get clients, and I was not making it any easier for them. So I smiled and waited more.
Mirem (or sounded like it), non white skin, full of tattoos, not young and not slim came to me and started talking casually. After 15 minutes of talk, some chemistry was built up and I took her the zimmer. Yes, all the things I was looking for in a girl were overweight by this girls patience to build the chemistry. Took just 30 minutes of normal boring sex with condom as she started the upselling once in room. She started to talk me into taking one hour and spent 5 minutes trying to convince me. This clearly took the mood away. Gave her her 60 euros and kissed good bye. Will never never session with her. My bad.
Then I saw Avril from Romania. Pale skin like marble, slim, early 30's but looked very young. I told her that I do not want to go to room but want to talk to her for sometime and see how it goes. She said that she can stay with me to talk if it is accompanied by time in room. I said that I am not ready for room yet. I did not want to sit alone so I offered her that we sit somewhere in the corner and I will compensate her for her 30 minutes time. We went to the end of the Lobby near the kitchen and stayed there for 40 minutes. She is not looking at watch and was fun to talk. I know, that I could have had more fun in the room, but I wanted to just spend time with her and make her relaxed with me, so that she is not torturing me to go to the room all the time.
This turned out well. She was awesome to hangout and then we went into the round bed with curtain in the lobby. Stayed there for more than an hour. Did a lot of stuff, 69, DATY, cowgirl, miss, doggy in a very relaxed way. Kisses and hugs in between. It was total GFE. I did not ask for anything without condom, probably she would have agreed, but this time my instincts were to stay safe. It was little more than one and half hour with her for which I paid 200 and she was happy. Showered and was super hungry so came to the kitchen to find her again there. We both had some food together and I left the club and writing this report. Ahhh thinking all this made me horny again, good that I told the receptionist that I will come back later (I do this every time just in case).
Forgot to mention in my last report that I revisited Artemis in the afternoon around 1300. There were around 20 girls below 7/10 for me so without even trying, left the club after writing in the reception that I will be back. After writing the report later, it made me horny and I wanted to try my luck again. Went back around 2100 and there were around 80 girls. Found my girl, forgot the name, but she is Romanian and the only one with spectacles (eye glasses). Plain and dry 30 minutes sessions, but she was hot enough for me that I came in doggy position. She did not try to upsell, so my mood was good.
Hung around for 30-40 minutes in the lobby after that to enjoy the view and then left as I felt tired. I know, it is too much to pay for the entrance for one session. But I enjoyed the view in the lobby long enough to compensate for that.
Sorry for the late report, but better late than never.
Visited the club in the last week of November on Tuesday and reached there around 1500. There were around 20 girls and maybe 10 guys. I was surprised to see that all girls were below 7 (my luck was bad). I was hoping that I will wait in the Lobby and enjoy the view till I find the right girl. I was looking for a girl with pale skin, firm boobs and young. Yes, I am picky, but that is what I wanted at that moment and I was willing to wait.
Many girls approached me and I politely and respectfully sent them away saying that I want to settle for some more time. But few of them were very aggressive. After one hour of waiting and not finding anyone, I was getting desperate. Few girls who approached me before came to me and starting saying rude things. For example one girl said "you wait and wait and have sex in next 20 years". I normally do not take insults, but I understand the girls frustration. This was a super boring and calm day for them and difficult to get clients, and I was not making it any easier for them. So I smiled and waited more.
Mirem (or sounded like it), non white skin, full of tattoos, not young and not slim came to me and started talking casually. After 15 minutes of talk, some chemistry was built up and I took her the zimmer. Yes, all the things I was looking for in a girl were overweight by this girls patience to build the chemistry. Took just 30 minutes of normal boring sex with condom as she started the upselling once in room. She started to talk me into taking one hour and spent 5 minutes trying to convince me. This clearly took the mood away. Gave her her 60 euros and kissed good bye..So they use condom BJ at Artemis now?
Many girls approached me and I politely and respectfully sent them away saying that I want to settle for some more time. But few of them were very aggressive. After one hour of waiting and not finding anyone, I was getting desperate. Few girls who approached me before came to me and starting saying rude things. For example one girl said "you wait and wait and have sex in next 20 years".Well that always changes minds doesn't it? Some of these tutes could really learn a thing or two about successful sales tactics. Some people here are always making excuses for the girls no matter what, but there are no excuses for this type of behaviour, and all it does it put off the clients.
Forgot to mention in my last report that I revisited Artemis in the afternoon around 1300. There were around 20 girls below 7/10 for me so without even trying, left the club after writing in the reception that I will be back. After writing the report later, it made me horny and I wanted to try my luck again. Went back around 2100 and there were around 80 girls. Found my girl, forgot the name, but she is Romanian and the only one with spectacles (eye glasses). Plain and dry 30 minutes sessions, but she was hot enough for me that I came in doggy position. She did not try to upsell, so my mood was good.
Hung around for 30-40 minutes in the lobby after that to enjoy the view and then left as I felt tired. I know, it is too much to pay for the entrance for one session. But I enjoyed the view in the lobby long enough to compensate for that.Artemis, girls don't care much about clients as repeat client are an insignificant portion of visitors. The girls have really bad attitude and don't treat clients as graciously as in the Frankfurt area clubs. The good girls there are girls that come from the clubs in the other side of the country. That said, they also get a bit spoiled in that environment, knowing that they can do a lot less and get a lot more.
So they use condom BJ at Artemis now?It looked that way, I did not try hard for BBBJ though but most of them said they won't do it.
So they use condom BJ at Artemis now?
Well that always changes minds doesn't it? Some of these tutes could really learn a thing or two about successful sales tactics. Some people here are always making excuses for the girls no matter what, but there are no excuses for this type of behaviour, and all it does it put off the clients.Some seniors / regulars at Artemis might see completely different side (nicer side) of these girls and probably they won't understand their rudeness to others. Does not matter if they defend them or not, but most of the girls in Artemis are getting rude to non regulars. Two years ago I used to come here thinking that this is a place where I can feel like a God and think that I can choose from tons of absolute beauties who are just dying to have me (I know it is not the truth, but nothing wrong in feeling that when the girls enabled you to image that). But these days I cannot have that imaginary fantasy anymore here at least at Artemis. The girls do not anymore enable me to think that I am a GOD and they all are there to please me. No disrespect to girls, but Artemis lost its high rating in my opinion. There is a lot of negative thing about only CBJ rule. Yes this is little negative and adds to the overall bad things going on in other aspects.
I will from now on have high preference to travel to either Sharks or Vienna instead of travelling to Berlin. At least until the Artemis staff tries to do something with the quality and manners of the girls.
Artemis, girls don't care much about clients as repeat client are an insignificant portion of visitors. The girls have really bad attitude and don't treat clients as graciously as in the Frankfurt area clubs. The good girls there are girls that come from the clubs in the other side of the country. That said, they also get a bit spoiled in that environment, knowing that they can do a lot less and get a lot more.Danny,
I managed to still get girl with decent behavior. The shocking thing for me was to see that few girls rejecting Asian guys. I can understand that they have a right to choose and decide, but the guys were looking decent and approached the girl in a decent way. I did not understand why few girls consistently said no to them. Curiosity was killing me, so I went and asked them, these guys said that they are first timers to the club, so there was no history for the girls to behave like this. I do not know if they have a blacklist of countries to say no. But I was not expecting it, and was disturbed by this. I do not know if this is same in other clubs.
Like I said, the girls are humans and have right to say no, but just not based on country of origin, that is racism.
Danny,
I managed to still get girl with decent behavior. The shocking thing for me was to see that few girls rejecting Asian guys. I can understand that they have a right to choose and decide, but the guys were looking decent and approached the girl in a decent way. I did not understand why few girls consistently said no to them. Curiosity was killing me, so I went and asked them, these guys said that they are first timers to the club, so there was no history for the girls to behave like this. I do not know if they have a blacklist of countries to say no. But I was not expecting it, and was disturbed by this. I do not know if this is same in other clubs.
Like I said, the girls are humans and have right to say no, but just not based on country of origin, that is racism.The point eludes you. However, I will entertain this for a second, What is decent and who wants it? But even so, the probability of finding decent in Artemis is much lower than not so otherwise emphasized touristic clubs.
As for the Asians, who knows why the girl didn't go, sometimes they just don't feel like it, they are essentially human, you know. In addition, the girls can reject you on any basis as it is not illegal to be racist and it is not illegal to boycott an entire country, but that is a completely unrealistic assumption, this girls love money and they don't care about your origin, just about your money.
So they use condom BJ at Artemis now?Yes, they do for a few month. It was more strict before and it gets more relaxed now, but not for clients they don't know. Artemis as a club is more strict about this than other clubs and some girls make there money anyway, so CBJ is a gift for them and they don't do without for anyone. I had one of my regulars tell me that she will never do without again as long as she is making money this way. Some girls are still super, but also lots are on vacation now, so it is a good time to assess the situation.
Danny,
I managed to still get girl with decent behavior. The shocking thing for me was to see that few girls rejecting Asian guys. I can understand that they have a right to choose and decide, but the guys were looking decent and approached the girl in a decent way. I did not understand why few girls consistently said no to them. Curiosity was killing me, so I went and asked them, these guys said that they are first timers to the club, so there was no history for the girls to behave like this. I do not know if they have a blacklist of countries to say no. But I was not expecting it, and was disturbed by this. I do not know if this is same in other clubs.
Like I said, the girls are humans and have right to say no, but just not based on country of origin, that is racism.I know 2-3 Artemis girls who usually say no to over 50% of the clients asking them. Not going to name names, but they just don't feel like working that much and handpicks their clients. It doesn't seem to be race related tough. But perhaps money related or other factors.
Yes, they do for a few month. It was more strict before and it gets more relaxed now, but not for clients they don't know. Artemis as a club is more strict about this than other clubs and some girls make there money anyway, so CBJ is a gift for them and they don't do without for anyone. I had one of my regulars tell me that she will never do without again as long as she is making money this way. Some girls are still super, but also lots are on vacation now, so it is a good time to assess the situation.Well then, bye bye Artemis, there are so many other nicer clubs in Germany and if Germany is down, we can go to many nations next which offer same FKK set up.
Rogue Nation
12-15-17, 11:02
Yes, they do for a few month. It was more strict before and it gets more relaxed now, but not for clients they don't know. Artemis as a club is more strict about this than other clubs and some girls make there money anyway, so CBJ is a gift for them and they don't do without for anyone. I had one of my regulars tell me that she will never do without again as long as she is making money this way. Some girls are still super, but also lots are on vacation now, so it is a good time to assess the situation.Will be in Berlin with an evening I could spend at Artemis. Guess I'll skip, find a good restaurant and spend my money and sperm elsewhere.
The point eludes you. However, I will entertain this for a second, What is decent and who wants it? But even so, the probability of finding decent in Artemis is much lower than not so otherwise emphasized touristic clubs.
As for the Asians, who knows why the girl didn't go, sometimes they just don't feel like it, they are essentially human, you know. In addition, the girls can reject you on any basis as it is not illegal to be racist and it is not illegal to boycott an entire country, but that is a completely unrealistic assumption, this girls love money and they don't care about your origin, just about your money.I do not have that much experience in Artemis like others. Just been there like a dozen times in total. What you said logically makes sense of what girls in club want and why they are there. But like I mentioned before, that I never experienced this before. I mostly saw girls very receptive. I clearly see a change. The logical explanation you gave is valid, but the girls seems to be applying this recently. I hope I am wrong, since I do not want fewer options of clubs I can access. But clearly Artemis is no go for me for some time to come. Ill try Vienna and Singapore for my next trips.
I know 2-3 Artemis girls who usually say no to over 50% of the clients asking them. Not going to name names, but they just don't feel like working that much and handpicks their clients. It doesn't seem to be race related tough. But perhaps money related or other factors.If girls have that much option that they can say no to 50% of clients and hand pick them. Then I will be super cautious to approach a girl in public, just out of fear of embarrassment of rejection in a place lime this. If I want rejections I can approach girls outside the club without paying entrance fee. I don't mwan anything negative to girls. Good for them that this club is turning out to be in their favor, but I don't want to pay big entry fee for this. Smaller clubs in Nuremberg have 15 to 30 entry fee. Yes fewer options with girls but they will for sure NOT say no to anyone.
If girls have that much option that they can say no to 50% of clients and hand pick them. Then I will be super cautious to approach a girl in public, just out of fear of embarrassment of rejection in a place lime this. If I want rejections I can approach girls outside the club without paying entrance fee. I don't mwan anything negative to girls. Good for them that this club is turning out to be in their favor, but I don't want to pay big entry fee for this. Smaller clubs in Nuremberg have 15 to 30 entry fee. Yes fewer options with girls but they will for sure NOT say no to anyone.It's only 2-3 girls that I know of out of 3-400 Artemis girls throught the last 5 years. No idea what their real reasons for it is. But they have the looks and can choose I guess.
I know 2-3 Artemis girls who usually say no to over 50% of the clients asking them. Not going to name names, but they just don't feel like working that much and handpicks their clients. It doesn't seem to be race related tough. But perhaps money related or other factors.Geraldine only goes with regulars after her second or third year, she learnt the game LOL.
I know 2-3 Artemis girls who usually say no to over 50% of the clients asking them. Not going to name names, but they just don't feel like working that much and handpicks their clients. It doesn't seem to be race related tough. But perhaps money related or other factors.The "good" girls in Artemis have a gazillion options and no fear of repeat customers or reviews. In Artmis, all they need is one or two good sessions and the day is over. Tourists drink more and they come horny, hence a better prey. They go for the easy money and if they think you won't spend enough and might be hard work, next!
If girls have that much option that they can say no to 50% of clients and hand pick them. Then I will be super cautious to approach a girl in public, just out of fear of embarrassment of rejection in a place lime this. If I want rejections I can approach girls outside the club without paying entrance fee. I don't mwan anything negative to girls. Good for them that this club is turning out to be in their favor, but I don't want to pay big entry fee for this. Smaller clubs in Nuremberg have 15 to 30 entry fee. Yes fewer options with girls but they will for sure NOT say no to anyone.I rarely ever approach a girl in a club. That's not out of a fear of rejection, but more along the lines of what you said about not wanting to feel like your dealing with girls in a "regular" setting. I don't want to spend my time running around going up to different girls just because I don't feel like it LOL! Like you say, if I want to do that, then stay outside of an FKK club! I'm not interested in working at it. I want to relax and enjoy myself. And I'm not going to do that if I feel like I have to keep going up to this girl and that one essentially asking them if they want to fuck.
Now, what I have found is that in fact I don't need to approach girls in the FKK clubs. Many, many, many approach me. More than I could ever fuck due to both financial and stamina reasons LOL! So, I let them approach, and I the monger choose. This is how it should be! Now, the only time I will assertively pursue a tute is if I see one that I just got to have! That usually happens only with one girl per trip. I usually will only see one who will bring out the "hunter" in me. Last time, that one just happened to be "Lilia" who was working at Artemis. No, she's not Wonder Woman with magical powers, but I wanted her based on her looks alone. And she turned out to give me some awesome sessions!
Everybody has their own way of doing things in the clubs. Some guys get annoyed with constant approaches from the girls. I do not as long as they are nice and courteous about it and can graciously accept a "no thank you" from me. It's only when they cop a "tude" or start getting shitty about it that I don't like it and just may decide to give them some attitude back. They are in the sales business! Learn how to accept "no" and move on!
Well then, bye bye Artemis, there are so many other nicer clubs in Germany and if Germany is down, we can go to many nations next which offer same FKK set up.True, I guess we'll see how it goes, sometimes there's still no choice.
What you said logically makes sense of what girls in club want and why they are there. The logical explanation you gave is valid, but the girls seems to be applying this recently.What we have to remember is that when it comes to people, logic often does not rule the day! After all, we're humans not Vulcans. And humans are emotional beings. Those emotions normally lead to people doing illogical things. I mean, if a tute wants to earn the most money possible, and I would bet my own last dollar that the overwhelming number of them would say that they do, well then they wouldn't do things like turn somebody away based on race, color, or nationality. But we all know that some girls do that. Logic says take the money-making opportunity if making the most money possible is what you want to do. But then some emotion that comes from somewhere says I don't want to go with that type of guy, whatever the reason. So, it's all well and good to make it seem as though logic (take the money) drives a tute's choices in this. It sounds all nice and neat, but that's just not true. Human behavior is much, much more complex than that, often leading to irrational choices and behavior.
Consider the pricing structure at GT and the impact that has on tute behavior. Actually, I don't know if it's still true or not, but at GT the pricing structure was such that for a basic session it was 50 euros for the first half hour, then 25 euros for the second half hour, or 75 euros for an hour. Well, a lot of the girls didn't want to do hour-long sessions because they felt like they would be shorted 25 euros. They would rather do back-to-back hour long sessions with two different customers and make 100 euros on the hour versus stick with one customer for an hour and only make 75 euros. Sounds logical. Right? Until you realize that most of these girls couldn't line up back-to-back sessions with different customers! Works great for a really popular, high-demand girl who is constantly going to the room. But most of the girls would spend a substantial amount of time leaning against the wall waiting for another trick! They weren't lining up back-to-backs, and in fact would have earned more money by making that extra 25 euros for the second half hour with the same customer versus waiting for an elusive opportunity to make 50 euros over a second half hour with another customer. If making the most money was what they desired, then that would have been the most logical thing to do. But no, they were making the choice to pass up that extra money-making opportunity all because their emotions were telling them I'm getting shorted 25 euros. Not seeing the forest for the trees due to emotions!
Now, I'm not saying that illogical tute choices are "wrong" per se. That's often a personal determination based on a particular set or facts or circumstances. The main point I'm trying to make is that although the girls obviously want to make a lot of money, because they are human beings just like everybody else, they will often make irrational, emotion-based decisions that actually limit their money-making opportunities versus expanding them. That's my central point. I remember I met one tute at Mainhattan years ago who didn't want to go with any married mongers. If you want to make the most money, then logic would say fuck the married guys too, who make up a significant part of the monger population. Thought to myself, "She won't last long". And she didn't either. But, at least I got to smash that pale, milk white, redhead ass! LOLOLOL!
The shocking thing for me was to see that few girls rejecting Asian guys. I can understand that they have a right to choose and decide, but the guys were looking decent and approached the girl in a decent way. I did not understand why few girls consistently said no to them. Curiosity was killing me, so I went and asked them, these guys said that they are first timers to the club, so there was no history for the girls to behave like this. Depends on their mood, how much money they've already made, how busy the club is. The WGs could have been waiting for their regulars to arrive. Lots of guys go to Artemis to party together. Some WGs prefer to go with drunk or drugged out clients. They are in a good mood. They pay well and all the WG has to do is sit with them. Plus the guy will probably share drugs with the WG as well.
ExpatLover
12-16-17, 19:27
Danny,
I managed to still get girl with decent behavior. The shocking thing for me was to see that few girls rejecting Asian guys. I can understand that they have a right to choose and decide, but the guys were looking decent and approached the girl in a decent way. I did not understand why few girls consistently said no to them. Curiosity was killing me, so I went and asked them, these guys said that they are first timers to the club, so there was no history for the girls to behave like this. I do not know if they have a blacklist of countries to say no. But I was not expecting it, and was disturbed by this. I do not know if this is same in other clubs.
Like I said, the girls are humans and have right to say no, but just not based on country of origin, that is racism.Have they rejected guys from Japan, Korea or from Malaysia, India, it is not the same, some girls will never go with Indian guys or with black guys it is their choice, never forget that some Indian guys from the north will never married a Indian woman from the south of India. Some other girls will never go with a guy younger than 40 or older than 40, we choose the girl we want they also can choose their customer, it is as simple as that.
ExpatLover
12-16-17, 19:55
Depends on their mood, how much money they've already made, how busy the club is. The WGs could have been waiting for their regulars to arrive. Lots of guys go to Artemis to party together. Some WGs prefer to go with drunk or drugged out clients. They are in a good mood. They pay well and all the WG has to do is sit with them. Plus the guy will probably share drugs with the WG as well.Also most of the Asian guys are not shaved and some of them Chinese, Japanese have small dick and some girls really dislike having air in their mouth, that is also a big reason why they refuse to session with them.
KC Questor
12-17-17, 03:01
I rarely ever approach a girl in a club.I'm the same way. I know that if the girl approaches me it gives me the power to say no, without risk of rejection. I know that she is comfortable with my age and body type. And since girls talk among themselves, after a while they all know that I insist on BBBJ, and so they won't bother approaching me if they don't offer it.
What we have to remember is that when it comes to people, logic often does not rule the day! After all, we're humans not Vulcans. And humans are emotional beings. Those emotions normally lead to people doing illogical things. I mean, if a tute wants to earn the most money possible, and I would bet my own last dollar that the overwhelming number of them would say that they do, well then they wouldn't do things like turn somebody away based on race, color, or nationality. But we all know that some girls do that. Logic says take the money-making opportunity if making the most money possible is what you want to do. But then some emotion that comes from somewhere says I don't want to go with that type of guy, whatever the reason. So, it's all well and good to make it seem as though logic (take the money) drives a tute's choices in this. It sounds all nice and neat, but that's just not true. Human behavior is much, much more complex than that, often leading to irrational choices and behavior.
Consider the pricing structure at GT and the impact that has on tute behavior. Actually, I don't know if it's still true or not, but at GT the pricing structure was such that for a basic session it was 50 euros for the first half hour, then 25 euros for the second half hour, or 75 euros for an hour. Well, a lot of the girls didn't want to do hour-long sessions because they felt like they would be shorted 25 euros. They would rather do back-to-back hour long sessions with two different customers and make 100 euros on the hour versus stick with one customer for an hour and only make 75 euros.GT changes the pricing of second half hour to 50 euro now, so it is 100 euro for one hour LOL.
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