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I was at Artemis the other day. LU far from what you could expect a few years ago. I had 3 sessions and they were all above average, but it took me some time to find the right girls. I only fuck girls with silicone boobs. It's funny that people always complain about too much silicone in Artemis. When I was there it was maximum 20% girls with fake tits.
One of the girls told me that a lot of the regulars were on holiday because of Christmas and New Year's.
I would still say that Artemis is worth a visit if you are in Berlin, but the good old days are being missed.
I was at Artemis the other day. LU far from what you could expect a few years ago. I had 3 sessions and they were all above average, but it took me some time to find the right girls. I only fuck girls with silicone boobs. It's funny that people always complain about too much silicone in Artemis. When I was there it was maximum 20% girls with fake tits.
One of the girls told me that a lot of the regulars were on holiday because of Christmas and New Year's.
I would still say that Artemis is worth a visit if you are in Berlin, but the good old days are being missed.What do you mean about LU? Is it in good way or bad way?
I mean I stopped going in Artemis because line up and service became so bad. It lineup improved now?
KC Questor
12-30-17, 01:22
What do you mean about LU? Is it in good way or bad way?Pretty sure he meant the lineup was bad compared to a few years ago.
This maybe a strange question but I'm going to ask it anyway.
When would the Club know the LU for a particular day?
I'm planning on returning (subject to the new law not ruining things) on 4th February & would like to know if three particular girls will be working.
When would the Club know the LU for a particular day? I'm planning on returning (subject to the new law not ruining things) on 4th February & would like to know if three particular girls will be working.To be honest: No one's able to answer your question. - Fruit Logistica will start Feb 07, therefore you may expect a lot of girls normally. But, remember: the things have changed.
ExpatLover
12-31-17, 20:05
This maybe a strange question but I'm going to ask it anyway.
When would the Club know the LU for a particular day?
I'm planning on returning (subject to the new law not ruining things) on 4th February & would like to know if three particular girls will be working.Nobody is able to give the LU of any club even the day before, you have to go and see, no other solution or you have the whatsapp from the girls you want to meet.
To be honest: No one's able to answer your question. - Fruit Logistica will start Feb 07, therefore you may expect a lot of girls normally. But, remember: the things have changed.Thanks.
I didn't know whether they did weekly or daily rota's or whether there's just no planning?
P.S: had to Google about "Fruit Logistica" so I've learnt something!
Thanks. I didn't know whether they did weekly or daily rota's or whether there's just no planning?You're welcome. - It's the girls choice, day by day. No planning.
KenzoTange
01-06-18, 13:52
I am arriving into Berlin 18. Jan at night around 22 h. Is it possible to go to Artemis and have sex with all the lovely ladies and lounge (sleep) there until the morning so I do not have to pay for a hotel for one night?
Anyone do this before?
Danke schon!
I am arriving into Berlin 18. Jan at night around 22 h. Is it possible to go to Artemis and have sex with all the lovely ladies and lounge (sleep) there until the morning so I do not have to pay for a hotel for one night?
Anyone do this before?
Danke schon!If you're asleep somewhere in the house you will be woken up by security at 5 am. Maybe there's another choice in case you're a big roller and you've got a girl willing to accompany you. If you're one of these lucky guys: feel free to ask at the front desk and have your wallet ready.
Leave, have a breakfast somewhere outside (e. G. Schwarzes Cafe Kantstrasse open 24 hrs. , except Tuesday morning) and start your new day. Just my 2 cents.
KingOfBongo
01-06-18, 20:24
I am arriving into Berlin 18. Jan at night around 22 h. Is it possible to go to Artemis and have sex with all the lovely ladies and lounge (sleep) there until the morning so I do not have to pay for a hotel for one night?
Anyone do this before?
Danke schon!Eh, that was my plan I still didn't accomplish. Book a cheap low cost ticket, take the train + metro (kind of feel embarrassed to ask a taxi driver to bring me in a brothel), go to Artemis at opening hour, do 3 sessions, eat, take a nap and leave at 5 am, take the metro + train, sleep in the plane and go back home. I believe it is possible as I planned it and there isn't much walk. I might do it when weather will be warmer.
I am arriving into Berlin 18. Jan at night around 22 h. Is it possible to go to Artemis and have sex with all the lovely ladies and lounge (sleep) there until the morning so I do not have to pay for a hotel for one night?
Anyone do this before?
Danke schon!I did this myself more or less when I visited my first FKK venue, Artemis, last November.
Arrived around 3 pm via train & didn't leave until just after 4 pm.
Don't be embarrassed about the taxi, I left by taxi to the other airport, no issues, they don't really care, just want your fare.
I'm planning a 2/3 days visit to different FKK's late Spring / early summer but I don't think I can wait that long so.
I might fit in another "flying visit" to Artemis next month.
So yes it's perfectly possible.
Traveller63
01-08-18, 20:23
Chatting to an Italian guy he told me that he and his friends quite regularly caught a flight to Berlin on Saturday afternoon. Partied in Artemis until 5 am and then flew back on an early Sunday morning flight.
ExpatLover
01-08-18, 21:26
Chatting to an Italian guy he told me that he and his friends quite regularly caught a flight to Berlin on Saturday afternoon. Partied in Artemis until 5 am and then flew back on an early Sunday morning flight.Very common but they can also easily monger in Austria probably closer to the home base, due to the departure of some Romanian girls not willing to register the LU in the Austrian clubs should have significantly improved.
Chatting to an Italian guy he told me that he and his friends quite regularly caught a flight to Berlin on Saturday afternoon. Partied in Artemis until 5 am and then flew back on an early Sunday morning flight.That doesn't surprise me with such cheap flights on budget airlines although saying that I'm using air miles with BA, however the taxi fare from the airport (Tegal) is still sometimes more than the cost of the flight.
How is the LU in Berlin compared to Frankfurt fkks? Similar or typically slightly Lower quality?
ExpatLover
01-11-18, 03:06
How is the LU in Berlin compared to Frankfurt fkks? Similar or typically slightly Lower quality?Artemis LU is for me not attractive, too many girlfriends from rock band members control the LU and are blocking the arrival of new and sexy girls. Obviously those girls are veteran from the P6 scene. Exactly the opposite of what happen in Hessen or NRW.
TeddyBears
01-11-18, 07:02
That doesn't surprise me with such cheap flights on budget airlines although saying that I'm using air miles with BA, however the taxi fare from the airport (Tegal) is still sometimes more than the cost of the flight.Roundtrip from Tegel Airport to Artemis is about €40 and roundtrip from Schoenefeld Airport to Artemis is about €90 so you should keep that in mind when you book your flight to Berlin.
Blue Swede
01-12-18, 09:46
Roundtrip from Tegel Airport to Artemis is about 40 and roundtrip from Schoenefeld Airport to Artemis is about 90 so you should keep that in mind when you book your flight to Berlin.If you use public transportation from Tegel to Artemis, it is 2. 80€ and takes about the same time maybe 5 minutes more.
Rogue Nation
01-12-18, 12:53
Does anybody know if Kati (DomRep), formerly Palace, is currently working at Artemis? Thank you.
WarmStone25
01-13-18, 00:58
Thanks.
I didn't know whether they did weekly or daily rota's or whether there's just no planning?
P.S: had to Google about "Fruit Logistica" so I've learnt something!You could try www.messe-berlin.com if you want to know what events are on. If there is a big event Artemis can get crowded.
Some people think it is also worth looking at www.herthabsc.de , to see if there is a game on.
WarmStone25
01-13-18, 01:05
I am arriving into Berlin 18. Jan at night around 22 h. Is it possible to go to Artemis and have sex with all the lovely ladies and lounge (sleep) there until the morning so I do not have to pay for a hotel for one night?
Anyone do this before?
Danke schon!If you want to use public transport, you may want to check the time of the earliest train. Try www.s-bahn-berlin.de/en. I think the earliest ones are before 05.00 hours.
Jim Quince
01-13-18, 14:53
Does anybody know if Kati (DomRep), formerly Palace, is currently working at Artemis? Thank you.She was still there about 6 months ago. At the moment I don't know.
Rogue Nation
01-13-18, 18:56
She was still there about 6 months ago. At the moment I don't know.Thanks but that I knew. Anybody who has seen her this year?
(kind of feel embarrassed to ask a taxi driver to bring me in a brothel), LOL, these German taxi drivers are heavily into FKK's and any kind of sex for money themselves too. It's like talking to a fellow monger sometimes it feel.
LOL, these German taxi drivers are heavily into FKK's and any kind of sex for money themselves too. It's like talking to a fellow monger sometimes it feel.Once I was told off by very religious taxi driver in Frankfurt all the way back to my hotel about what I am doing there wasting money LOL.
Once I was told off by very religious taxi driver in Frankfurt all the way back to my hotel about what I am doing there wasting money LOL.Was he doing it in German? Because if it was in German I would not have understood anything, so say what you want. During one of my early trips to Artemis, I had a female taxi driver take me there. Well she got all bent out of shape, not because I was going to the tute house, but because it was for a relatively short distance LOL! That seems to annoy German taxi drivers more than those in other countries I have been to who are happy to take your money no matter what.
I was in Artemis this summer and I want to share my bad experience. I have been in two other FKK in Germany without anything out of the ordinary. So I found a good looking turkish girl wearing glasses and in our chat I tell that this was my first time there. Huge mistake, we go into the room and after 5 minutes, I kid you not, she tells me -you have to finish, time is up. I tried to continue with another position and she told me that I don't get another position for a half an hour session, so she stopped the hole thing telling me that's it's, she had to go. I was shocked and speechless and threatened to call the manager, then she offered to finish me with a handjob, so I stayed -mistake number 2. Of course this couldn't work out cause she really ruined it so after a while I told her to stop, and went down to pay her. I wasn't going to make a scene, but after I paid her she went to the reception to cover her ass, told them that I couldn't cum and left laughing at me. That made me furious so I did call the manager, and it came down to a he said- she said situation. The manager took the girls position basically saying that if I stayed in the room for a "normal" period of time, there is nothing she can do but watch the cameras to verify the time, and that it was normal practise for girls to remind the time to customers even 5 minutes in. I knew I wasn't going to win this argument so I let it go. I did have a really good session with a spanish girl. So overall lesson learn, there is no room for nice guys or you'll be a push over.
Something I've been meaning to ask for ages which I know is completely irrelevant but it's just bugged me.
When I went to Artemis in November the whole place was very clean & tidy and typically organised & conformative as you would expect from a German business model but while the majority of us wore burgundy Robes & matching towels there were a very small number of chaps in pale pink Robes. This despite many burgundy Robes still available.
I know this is one of the most pointless questions ever asked on this forum but does anyone know why, I'm just bizarrely so intrigued?
My last pointless question on thIs site. I promise!
Traveller63
01-14-18, 15:22
Don't the Taxi drivers get a discount entry on a Sunday, like the Pensioners do?
Something I've been meaning to ask for ages which I know is completely irrelevant but it's just bugged me.
When I went to Artemis in November the whole place was very clean & tidy and typically organised & conformative as you would expect from a German business model but while the majority of us wore burgundy Robes & matching towels there were a very small number of chaps in pale pink Robes. This despite many burgundy Robes still available.
I know this is one of the most pointless questions ever asked on this forum but does anyone know why, I'm just bizarrely so intrigued?
My last pointless question on thIs site. I promise!Hey,
One time when I was in Brazil, I saw some guys in a terma wearing their own personal, monogrammed robes LOL! A different touch indeed. No idea about pink robes at Artemis though. Do you think maybe somebody accidentally used some bleach while doing a batch of laundry? Hehehe!
ExpatLover
01-14-18, 20:07
I was in Artemis this summer and I want to share my bad experience. I have been in two other FKK in Germany without anything out of the ordinary. So I found a good looking turkish girl wearing glasses and in our chat I tell that this was my first time there. Huge mistake, we go into the room and after 5 minutes, I kid you not, she tells me -you have to finish, time is up. I tried to continue with another position and she told me that I don't get another position for a half an hour session, so she stopped the hole thing telling me that's it's, she had to go. I was shocked and speechless and threatened to call the manager, then she offered to finish me with a handjob, so I stayed -mistake number 2. Of course this couldn't work out cause she really ruined it so after a while I told her to stop, and went down to pay her. I wasn't going to make a scene, but after I paid her she went to the reception to cover her ass, told them that I couldn't cum and left laughing at me. That made me furious so I did call the manager, and it came down to a he said- she said situation. The manager took the girls position basically saying that if I stayed in the room for a "normal" period of time, there is nothing she can do but watch the cameras to verify the time, and that it was normal practise for girls to remind the time to customers even 5 minutes in. I knew I wasn't going to win this argument so I let it go. I did have a really good session with a spanish girl. So overall lesson learn, there is no room for nice guys or you'll be a push over.Artemis is well know to be a cheating club, very few german guys are going there this is a strong negative signal, everything can happen today at Shark I sessioned a girl with her period and had my condom full of blood, do you believe I was happy?
Was he doing it in German? Because if it was in German I would not have understood anything, so say what you want. During one of my early trips to Artemis, I had a female taxi driver take me there. Well she got all bent out of shape, not because I was going to the tute house, but because it was for a relatively short distance LOL! That seems to annoy German taxi drivers more than those in other countries I have been to who are happy to take your money no matter what.Yeah, I have this too, but I be sure to say nothing and once I arrive to destination, I leave with some harmful comment about the life of such driver and slam the door hard as I can and walk out after paying LOL.
Once the driver came out and try chase me into FKK, but he stopped noticing what will be the result of this as I will make big scene LOL.
As for driver in frankfurt that is, he was religious man fighting for his marriage life in new land Germany that he has living for long time though, but still holding his home value as even most of these guys live in Germany, they just live there for money and still hold their home value. Good luck Germany with such people LOL.
I was in Artemis this summer and I want to share my bad experience. I have been in two other FKK in Germany without anything out of the ordinary. So I found a good looking turkish girl wearing glasses and in our chat I tell that this was my first time there. Huge mistake, we go into the room and after 5 minutes, I kid you not, she tells me -you have to finish, time is up. I tried to continue with another position and she told me that I don't get another position for a half an hour session, so she stopped the hole thing telling me that's it's, she had to go. I was shocked and speechless and threatened to call the manager, then she offered to finish me with a handjob, so I stayed -mistake number 2. Of course this couldn't work out cause she really ruined it so after a while I told her to stop, and went down to pay her. I wasn't going to make a scene, but after I paid her she went to the reception to cover her ass, told them that I couldn't cum and left laughing at me. That made me furious so I did call the manager, and it came down to a he said- she said situation..Artemis became even worst service club than before with CBJ, I would stay away. There are many other better FKK in Germany.
PinballMachine
01-15-18, 12:28
Anybody who have some news I the current Line Up since januari considering the new law of registration?
Still a lot of Girls? New ones? Old ones?
Thanks.
I was in Artemis this summer and I want to share my bad experience. I have been in two other FKK in Germany without anything out of the ordinary. So I found a good looking turkish girl wearing glasses and in our chat I tell that this was my first time there. Huge mistake, we go into the room and after 5 minutes, I kid you not, she tells me -you have to finish, time is up. I tried to continue with another position and she told me that I don't get another position for a half an hour session, so she stopped the hole thing telling me that's it's, she had to go. I was shocked and speechless and threatened to call the manager, then she offered to finish me with a handjob, so I stayed -mistake number 2. Of course this couldn't work out cause she really ruined it so after a while I told her to stop, and went down to pay her. I wasn't going to make a scene, but after I paid her she went to the reception to cover her ass, told them that I couldn't cum and left laughing at me. That made me furious so I did call the manager, and it came down to a he said- she said situation. The manager took the girls position basically saying that if I stayed in the room for a "normal" period of time, there is nothing she can do but watch the cameras to verify the time, and that it was normal practise for girls to remind the time to customers even 5 minutes in. I knew I wasn't going to win this argument so I let it go. I did have a really good session with a spanish girl. So overall lesson learn, there is no room for nice guys or you'll be a push over.Always, calmly tell management. Some, like Palace, will do nothing because they attract mainly tourists. For good clubs, even if a girl has an excuse or deny responsibility, the manager is frequently a former WG so she knows the BS. Of course, if you are a regular at the club, they know who to believe. You can of course take that smirk off her face. Tell her you tell tell every guy at the club she talks to that she is bad. She will have no business as long as you are there. That should get her attention. She just has to lose one customer feel the sting and the guy will thank you. But don't be a total ass. The girls talk too.
SuppenHuhn
01-19-18, 20:22
Scomp,
Your experience was very, very bad with the Turkish girl with glasses. Was her name Alia? She is quite nice, has brown hair and is not very tall.
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I've recently seen it mentioned that at some Clubs Sunday's are not the best day to visit for quality & amount of ladies working. Is this true at Artemis too?
I only ask as I'm going on Sunday 4/2 although unfortunately if it is the case it's too late now anyway as I've already arranged transportation.
I always assumed Sunday's would be popular with businessman staying over in Berlin for the start of the working week, hence a good LU would be had?
Artemis is a busy club. And a big club. So you shouldn't compare it to an NRW club for example. Maybe only sharks has as many girls as Artemis, but on average I think Artemis has more. Don't forget it has monopoly in the Berlin area.
I've recently seen it mentioned that at some Clubs Sunday's are not the best day to visit for quality & amount of ladies working. Is this true at Artemis too?
I only ask as I'm going on Sunday 4/2 although unfortunately if it is the case it's too late now anyway as I've already arranged transportation.
I always assumed Sunday's would be popular with businessman staying over in Berlin for the start of the working week, hence a good LU would be had?Sunday is mostly older gents during day as they get cheaper entry if I remember right.
Artemis is a busy club. And a big club. So you shouldn't compare it to an NRW club for example. Maybe only sharks has as many girls as Artemis, but on average I think Artemis has more. Don't forget it has monopoly in the Berlin area.Thanks, didn't realise that. I plan to visit Sharks later in the year.
I will report back on Artemis upon my return.
Something I've been meaning to ask for ages which I know is completely irrelevant but it's just bugged me.
When I went to Artemis in November the whole place was very clean & tidy and typically organised & conformative as you would expect from a German business model but while the majority of us wore burgundy Robes & matching towels there were a very small number of chaps in pale pink Robes. This despite many burgundy Robes still available.
I know this is one of the most pointless questions ever asked on this forum but does anyone know why, I'm just bizarrely so intrigued?
My last pointless question on thIs site. I promise!Nothing special really. The pink robes are old model they have gradually replaced with burgundy ones. Some pink ones remain and some customers prefer these.
ExpatLover
01-27-18, 10:43
Sunday is mostly older gents during day as they get cheaper entry if I remember right.For me Sunday is a bad day for most of the men, reduced LU and many mongers try to come early or after 7 Pm when the guys left.
Nothing special really. The pink robes are old model they have gradually replaced with burgundy ones. Some pink ones remain and some customers prefer these.It has to do with the size, almost positive.
WoodPolarBear
01-30-18, 17:14
How's the Lineup in Artemis? Is it that bad? And how much does the girls charge for BBBJ there? Is using condom required?
How's the Lineup in Artemis? Is it that bad? And how much does the girls charge for BBBJ there? Is using condom required?Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.
BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.
Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.
Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.
BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.
Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.CBJ only, bad lineup, now FKK Artemis is must avoid club.
I mean if I end up there, I only go to room for 60 euro 30 min session only as service will be so bad.
Once upon a time not so long ago, artemis was good club.
Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering..I'm due to visit Artemis on Sunday but your bleak report is giving me second thoughts. Already have a flight booked but it's a cheap one so I won't lose much. Have some thinking to do mow!
Was Nicole, Paige or Sidney working? (All blondes If you know them).
Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.
BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.
Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.I was planning to go to Artemis on Sunday afternoon but after reading this report I'm having second thoughts even though I've already paid the airfare, albeit a very cheap fare.
I've previously enjoyed the Company of Sidney, Susie & Nicole and would like to meet an English lass called Paige but if they aren't there & the LO is so poor I might just stay at home & wave goodbye to the air fare.
Plenty of thinking between now and Sunday for me to do.
Does anyone know if a girl named Alef is still working at Artemis? She's a dark, beautiful Romanian Girl with very large breasts. Does anyone know if she is still there, and when is the best time to see her?
Thank you in advance.
I'm due to visit Artemis on Sunday but your bleak report is giving me second thoughts. Already have a flight booked but it's a cheap one so I won't lose much. Have some thinking to do mow!
Was Nicole, Paige or Sidney working? (All blondes If you know them).I don't know them.
ExpatLover
01-31-18, 21:05
Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.
BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.
Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.On this forum we are all saying that Artemis is not worth a visit, same comments on the german forum, when it is like this better to try some escort can't be worse. The problem is not the address the problem is that when you are in the database it will be challenging to get delete and due to the fact that most of the girls are in relationship with guys being member of the HA therefore going on living in Berlin they also are aware that a future employer if any will have access to that database and clearly see that she was a prostitute what is not the best reference.
Does anyone know if a girl named Alef is still working at Artemis? She's a dark, beautiful Romanian Girl with very large breasts. Does anyone know if she is still there, and when is the best time to see her? AFAIR she's still there (but I am not 100 % sure, sorry for that). Nightshift girl, starts working between 6 pm and 8 pm usually.
Traveller63
02-01-18, 14:36
I like Alef.
Took her to the room once and it was like shagging a dead sheep. Never again.
Outside of the room, when she is friendly she is great fun, chatty and likes a joke. When she is in a bad mood, she is cold.
Still, lovely to look at.
KenzoTange
02-02-18, 18:52
Hello all,
I was in Berlin and went to artemis on a Wednesday. To my surprise it was a lingerie night so all the girls were dressed. This is good and bad. Bad because you do not know how much some breasts sag. Good because some girls have sexy outfits.
This was my first time in an FKK, but thanks to everyone here I had some idea of what to expect.
Still negotiation was not easy. When I first saw a girl I liked, I went up to her to talk. Her first response was "you want to go upstairs?" too direct. I laughed and said it'd be nice to talk for a bit more. Like the other girls who had come up to me. She seemed bored, but I was horny, so I said, okay let's go. Before we entered the room I wanted to talk about prices, but she said that we would discuss in room. Okay.
Go in room, she asks what I want. I don't like her prices so I said "let's call it quits". She gets mad. I told her "I wanted to talk before we go in, but you were in a rush to come in. Why are you mad?" she starts spouting off stupid stuff about how I'm an amateur etc. Whatever. We leave. I was worried she might make me pay, but thank god she didn't. Hot girl, but bad attitude. I wish I could remember her name so I could warn others here.
An hour later, I finally found someone else sexy from across the room. I motioned at her to come her. She motioned for me to go to her. I shook my head and waited. She came. Came up to me and grabbed my thigh and we had a nice chat. At some point she even put my hand my her breasts. That was it. We went upstairs. She knew how to treat a customer right. Spent an hour's price on her but finished in 30, but worth it. Her name was Roberta. I recommend her.
Artemis is okay. Compared to my old experience in Berlin with Kamilla Dee (rip), the service is much worse. The only thing good might be the sauna downstairs and how close it is to the s-bahn.
Beginner tips if you do go:
1) lingere night. Stand by the stairs so you can see girls undressed, or go on a better night.
2) take the s-bahn there and a cab back to save money.
3) don't pursue girls that have no interest in you. Even if she is hot. The service will not improve in the room. If a girl is chatty and flirty before the room, she will probably give decent service.
4) FKK sharks is better. A lot better.
ExpatLover
02-04-18, 20:30
Hello all,
I was in Berlin and went to artemis on a Wednesday. To my surprise it was a lingerie night so all the girls were dressed. This is good and bad. Bad because you do not know how much some breasts sag. Good because some girls have sexy outfits.
This was my first time in an FKK, but thanks to everyone here I had some idea of what to expect.
Still negotiation was not easy. When I first saw a girl I liked, I went up to her to talk. Her first response was "you want to go upstairs?" too direct. I laughed and said it'd be nice to talk for a bit more. Like the other girls who had come up to me. She seemed bored, but I was horny, so I said, okay let's go. Before we entered the room I wanted to talk about prices, but she said that we would discuss in room. Okay.
Go in room, she asks what I want. I don't like her prices so I said "let's call it quits". She gets mad. I told her "I wanted to talk before we go in, but you were in a rush to come in. Why are you mad?" she starts spouting off stupid stuff about how I'm an amateur etc. Whatever. We leave. I was worried she might make me pay, but thank god she didn't. Hot girl, but bad attitude. I wish I could remember her name so I could warn others here..Don t need the name all the girls are like this in Artemis, this club is just a real nightmare for those who like to enjoy relaxing time with beauties at a reasonable price.
I was pleasantly surprised by the LU on Sunday however there were the usual sharks which I can now easily spot and avoid like a Turkish girl (name begins with "F") who ironically hassled me last time and a Bulgarian who snapped "bullshit" when I made my excuses.
I don't mind this as I chuckle to myself that I've saved money & time on a girl who is probably crap in the room.
I had a two hour session with Sandra a Polish lady who has been there a few years. She's not everyone's choice being mid 30's & well built but I liked her, great sense of humour, lovely big natural tits. She can really deliver a good BJ & excels in oily B2B which I've found had to find at these places.
Had another two hours with a small breasted, thin German blonde who's name escapes me. Physically totally different to Sandra but even dirtier & can BJ for the the olympics. For the last hour Her friend joined us for a threesome, surprisingly good also considering she was Romanian. My experiences with Romanians are patchy so I'm always wary.
After turning down a few more Sharks I could not resist another two & a half hours with Sandra.
In all a very successful 12 hours.
My only tip I can offer to anyone who has never attended a FKK is that with any girl I've not seen before I tell that I have a rule that I only book for 30 minutes & if we're all happy I might extend. That way you won't lose much money if she is rubbish & it gives the girl an incentive to perform.
Note:
For those that like OWO some girls at Artemis will oblige & some won't, you don't have to be a regular attendee at the Club to get it. Yes they do want extra payment but the ladies I spoke to who were willing wanted an extra 40 for half an hour bookings & 30 for one hour sessions. It's all a matter of choice I suppose.
Personally I'm happy either way, the important thing for me is how good her technique is.
The negatives of Artemis is the main bar gets extremely smokey, the whirlpool is outside so can't really be used in the winter & the food is poor but the girls and sex is great which is really the purpose of going.
I will attend Artemis again this year when it's warmer as I want to experience the Club outside.
Also this year I plan to visit the famous Sharks just to compare & see if it's as good as some people say.
Sorry if the report is a bit disjointed.
I was pleasantly surprised by the LU on Sunday however there were the usual sharks which I can now easily spot and avoid like a Turkish girl (name begins with "F") who ironically hassled me last time and a Bulgarian who snapped "bullshit" when I made my excuses.Funda.
I had a two hour session with Sandra a Polish lady who has been there a few years. She's not everyone's choice being mid 30's & well built but I liked her, great sense of humour, lovely big natural tits.Sorry, but IMHO she's in her lower 30's. - Not my choice, but nevertheless I like her. Recommended.
Had another two hours with a small breasted, thin German blonde who's name escapes me. Physically totally different to Sandra but even dirtier & can BJ for the the olympics. Difficult. Madlen? She's slim, but not thin. Sorry, no idea.
Sorry if the report is a bit disjointed.Not at all. Thanks for sharing your experiences.
TeddyBears
02-06-18, 23:35
Hi gents!
Does anybody knows the name of a girl that usually hangs around the stairs or just inside the main lounge? She is a petite maybe 1.60, looks like she could be of Turkish origin, big boobs could be silicone but they kind of look natural! She has been working for at least a few years maybe longer. Thankful for answers.
Vito Corleone
02-07-18, 11:53
Hi gents!
Does anybody knows the name of a girl that usually hangs around the stairs or just inside the main lounge? She is a petite maybe 1.60, looks like she could be of Turkish origin, big boobs could be silicone but they kind of look natural! She has been working for at least a few years maybe longer. Thankful for answers.Sounds like the hottie Shayen.
KenzoTange
02-08-18, 00:13
My only tip I can offer to anyone who has never attended a FKK is that with any girl I've not seen before I tell that I have a rule that I only book for 30 minutes & if we're all happy I might extend. That way you won't lose much money if she is rubbish & it gives the girl an incentive to perform.
Great report. Great advice. Thank you!
TeddyBears
02-08-18, 00:55
Sounds like the hottie Shayen.Hi,
Thanks for your reply, let's assume Shayen is the girl I'm looking for. Can anyone comment on her service level in the room? I always seem to run into her at the wrong time for me (in-between sessions) otherwise I would have taken her to the room myself!
ExpatLover
02-08-18, 06:13
Hi,
Thanks for your reply, let's assume Shayen is the girl I'm looking for. Can anyone comment on her service level in the room? I always seem to run into her at the wrong time for me (in-between sessions) otherwise I would have taken her to the room myself!Chemistry between people is the key for great session, I never care about the reports from other just go with her and you will see, so many are so positively reporting about Mandy, Electra, Brenda. From Shark they are just average for me in the room and I will never had another sessions with them. Better you make your own opinion.
PinballMachine
02-10-18, 10:13
Maybe there's another choice in case you're a big roller and you've got a girl willing to accompany you. If you're one of these lucky guys: feel free to ask at the front desk and have your wallet ready.Is this really a possibility?
Sebastiane
02-11-18, 12:28
I am off to Berlin in a few days and wondering whether to visit Artemis again since the new law seems to be enforced. But, I have had fun here before. And it seems OWO is possible but hit and miss. I shall see. It's been a year since I last went to Artemis (was before July 1). Any girls who work there now who are recommended? Usually I go for slim, gazelle types but am open to other types too if the service level is good. Is it still 90 for entry and 60/30? What's the food like now? I remember last time I went the line up was full of a majority of girls heavily tattooed and many with fake boobs which I hate but so many girls that you could still find enough to your taste. I'm there Wed to Friday so which of these nights is likely to have a better day and night lineup? I've recently been mongering in Hamburg and could do Harmony again but Berlin as a city is awesome in itself.
Does anyone know if the German-born Turkish girl Scarlett (ex-Sakura Stella) still works at Artemis?
My other option is to cancel my Berlin trip and go to another city for FKK. What's Sharks like nowadays for line-up? Or, I could explore other Berlin options for pay-for-play. Kamilla Dee is shut but which other of the famous brothels remain open? Or I could try a partyreff for the first time.
Is it still 90 for entry and 60/30?Entrance fee 80 Euro. 60430 as usual.
What's the food like now?Nothing changed.
I remember last time I went the line up was full of a majority of girls heavily tattooed and many with fake boobs which I hate but so many girls that you could still find enough to your taste.Nothing changed. Less girls compared to 2017, alloverall.
I'm there Wed to Friday so which of these nights is likely to have a better day and night lineup?Thursday. Usually no crowd, but a good night lineup.
My other option is to cancel my Berlin trip and go to another city for FKK.Cancel Berlin. Just my two cents.
Massimo Potente
02-11-18, 18:38
Cancel Berlin. Just my two cents.I agree and now he has already 4 cents and trending to be richer.
PinballMachine
02-11-18, 19:18
Cancel Berlin. Just my two cents.When was your last visit to Artemis?
ExpatLover
02-11-18, 19:49
I am off to Berlin in a few days and wondering whether to visit Artemis again since the new law seems to be enforced. But, I have had fun here before. And it seems OWO is possible but hit and miss. I shall see. It's been a year since I last went to Artemis (was before July 1). Any girls who work there now who are recommended? Usually I go for slim, gazelle types but am open to other types too if the service level is good. Is it still 90 for entry and 60/30? What's the food like now? I remember last time I went the line up was full of a majority of girls heavily tattooed and many with fake boobs which I hate but so many girls that you could still find enough to your taste. I'm there Wed to Friday so which of these nights is likely to have a better day and night lineup? I've recently been mongering in Hamburg and could do Harmony again but Berlin as a city is awesome in itself.
Does anyone know if the German-born Turkish girl Scarlett (ex-Sakura Stella) still works at Artemis?
My other option is to cancel my Berlin trip and go to another city for FKK. What's Sharks like nowadays for line-up? Or, I could explore other Berlin options for pay-for-play. Kamilla Dee is shut but which other of the famous brothels remain open? Or I could try a partyreff for the first time.Can only recommend you to cancel the trip to Berlin and to visit Hessen or NRW, rent a car so you will get so many options not only 1 club like in Berlin, if you are not happy with Artemis very few other options in Berlin.
TeddyBears
02-11-18, 21:40
Any Asian girls at Artemis at the moment?
Any Asian girls at Artemis at the moment?AFAIR: No. If, only a few.
When was your last visit to Artemis?Next-to-last weekend. Why do you want wo know?
Any Asian girls at Artemis at the moment?There were a few Asian girls around on the 4th Feb but not many!
I like Asian ladies but the few that were around didn't appeal to me so it was a blonde day for me LOL!
ExpatLover
02-12-18, 15:49
There were a few Asian girls around on the 4th Feb but not many!
I like Asian ladies but the few that were around didn't appeal to me so it was a blonde day for me LOL!In the recent years very few real Asian girls around, probably close to 0 Chinese girl, they don't need anymore to be prostitute they have so many other solutions to make their living, in China there is a strong excess of man versus woman due to natality control from the government for so many years, the girls have the choice and also Chinese woman are not lazy like Roumania girls who prefer spreading out the legs, sucking dicks that to build their own life in a complete other direction. It is just a problem of culture.
PinballMachine
02-12-18, 16:21
Next-to-last weekend. Why do you want wo know?Just wondering why you give someone the advice to not go, and assumed you maybe had not been there recently.
I was there some Days ago for two Days in a row and had a good time. Nice line up and good service.
A lot of girls and everything was on the menu.
Just wondering why you give someone the advice to not go, and assumed you maybe had not been there recently. I was there some Days ago for two Days in a row and had a good time. Nice line up and good service. A lot of girls and everything was on the menu.I see. Thanks for clearifying. - Once upon a time A was a place worth the longest journey. Nowadays it isn't. That's all.
ExpatLover
02-12-18, 21:28
Just wondering why you give someone the advice to not go, and assumed you maybe had not been there recently.
I was there some Days ago for two Days in a row and had a good time. Nice line up and good service.
A lot of girls and everything was on the menu.Just because all the senior mongers mostly German we are sharing every week about the clubs to go or not to go and Artemis is really the one not to go, probably you saw there few senior Caucasian guys, now nice to hear that you had great time there, may be the things are getting better.
TeddyBears
02-12-18, 21:49
AFAIR: No. If, only a few.A couple of years ago there were Akira and Suna / Suma do you know if they are still around?
Vito Corleone
02-13-18, 04:34
A couple of years ago there were Akira and Suna / Suma do you know if they are still around?Akira is still there. Not sure where Suna is. There's a new girl tetsuo.
Spent this weekend in Berlin and enjoyed Artemis during 2 visits. Friday night after midnight was too crowded with customers: hard to find a place to sit at all and main room so smoky. Still had fun.
Came back Saturday around 16:00: so much better. Number of available girls was better than Friday night, quality too and the number of customers only 10%-20% of Friday night. Much less smoke and more room to sit and also possibilities for relaxed chat-up and teasing. My taste is big silicone boobs and long nails, big lips and Artemis delivered: Jenna was there with her 1500 CC, huge filled lips, butt implants, tiny petite body. Perfect service. I also tried a Blonde 700 CC Hungarian with even bigger inflated sexy lips. So sexy. There was also a few more 500 CC, 600 CC girls and many girls with clearly filled lips.
Service was 60 and the extra cost for OWO and CIM was 50.
I think best time for Artemis is 16-20.
ExpatLover
02-13-18, 22:06
Spent this weekend in Berlin and enjoyed Artemis during 2 visits. Friday night after midnight was too crowded with customers: hard to find a place to sit at all and main room so smoky. Still had fun.
Came back Saturday around 16:00: so much better. Number of available girls was better than Friday night, quality too and the number of customers only 10%-20% of Friday night. Much less smoke and more room to sit and also possibilities for relaxed chat-up and teasing. My taste is big silicone boobs and long nails, big lips and Artemis delivered: Jenna was there with her 1500 CC, huge filled lips, butt implants, tiny petite body. Perfect service. I also tried a Blonde 700 CC Hungarian with even bigger inflated sexy lips. So sexy. There was also a few more 500 CC, 600 CC girls and many girls with clearly filled lips.
Service was 60 and the extra cost for OWO and CIM was 50.
I think best time for Artemis is 16-20.Artemis is the temple for sili, botox. It is not my cup of tea all, just because I will never session those kind of girls but for sure you had a great time.
A couple of years ago there were Akira and Suna / Suma do you know if they are still around?Suna was spotted there in Nov. or Dec. According to a local I talked to at least. And he was not very frequently there, so she should still be around. But then again I only saw her on a bit under half my visits anyway, so she never worked all the time. Vacations and days or weeks off. So consider her a bonus if she is there.
PinballMachine
02-16-18, 12:40
I also tried a Blonde 700 CC Hungarian with even bigger inflated sexy lips. So sexy.Thanks for your report!
How was her service?
Remember her name?
ExpatLover
02-16-18, 15:39
Suna was spotted there in Nov. or Dec. According to a local I talked to at least. And he was not very frequently there, so she should still be around. But then again I only saw her on a bit under half my visits anyway, so she never worked all the time. Vacations and days or weeks off. So consider her a bonus if she is there.Probably doing some escort job too.
TeddyBears
02-16-18, 18:15
Suna was spotted there in Nov. or Dec. According to a local I talked to at least. And he was not very frequently there, so she should still be around. But then again I only saw her on a bit under half my visits anyway, so she never worked all the time. Vacations and days or weeks off. So consider her a bonus if she is there.Thank you for your reply Pistons, much appreciated! If you guys also like Thai food Suna recommended me restaurant Papaya on Kantstrasse and I can confirm it was very authentic and spicy Thai food! Best in Berlin she quoted.
Thanks for your report!
How was her service?
Remember her name?Sorry Pinball, I don't. For me it was a great experience, but I am really a huge lip freak haha and I paid 50 extra for OWO and CIM so that probably increased the quality: my guess is that you experienced artemis visitors would call her a shark with questionable service as I got that vibe from her. Kinda pushy.
PinballMachine
02-17-18, 11:43
If you guys also like Thai food Suna recommended me restaurant Papaya on Kantstrasse and I can confirm it was very authentic and spicy Thai food! Best in Berlin she quoted..Haha, that's such a great tip! Is it walkable distance from A?
TeddyBears
02-17-18, 19:57
Haha, that's such a great tip! Is it walkable distance from A?Haha I wish, no unfortunately not walking distance but if the food sucks at A then a taxi round trip would be less then €20.
Haha, that's such a great tip! Is it walkable distance from A?Of course. It takes 30 minutes approx one way.
In case you're feeling uncomfortable with walking: You may take S-Bahn from Westkreuz station, every train eastbound, leave the train at the next stop Charlottenburg station. Short trip ticket 1,70 Euro. There's absolutely no need to take a cab.
ExpatLover
02-18-18, 04:00
Haha, that's such a great tip! Is it walkable distance from A?Google map will answer all your questions.
Sebastiane
02-20-18, 20:30
Entrance fee 80 Euro. 60430 as usual.
Nothing changed.
Nothing changed. Less girls compared to 2017, alloverall.
Thursday. Usually no crowd, but a good night lineup.
Cancel Berlin. Just my two cents.I took your advice and did going to Atmos in Hamburg instead! I do miss the party atmosphere in Artemis and will try to visit it in warmer weather when the outside jacuzzi and pool are open. My main qualm is too many girls with silicone tits (hate that!) and too many girls with tattoos. And too many girls over 30 it seems.
I took your advice and did going to Atmos in Hamburg instead! I do miss the party atmosphere in Artemis and will try to visit it in warmer weather when the outside jacuzzi and pool are open. My main qualm is too many girls with silicone tits (hate that!) and too many girls with tattoos. And too many girls over 30 it seems.You talking Artemis right about too many girls with tattoos and silicone tit? Not Atmos?
TeddyBears
02-22-18, 19:10
You talking Artemis right about too many girls with tattoos and silicone tit? Not Atmos?You know very well that there are many girls with silicone and there are also many girls that stays natural at Artemis. At Atmos you are lucky if there are 25-30 girls working at the same time, and the quality are very questionable.
Traveller63
02-23-18, 19:53
Going to any FKK and not finding ink and silicon is surely highly unlikely? There are girls with neither but they are few and far between.
I was at Artemis last weekend. Good fun, some old favourites and some newbies. Seemed quiet though, not the massed ranks of Italians but there were quite a few Israelis. There is always change.
The big news is. New lockers, big and small. Took about 4 days to replace the old key-locked lockers with new, shiny magnetic FOB (on a watch strap) lockers.
KingOfTheKill
02-24-18, 04:05
Hello to everybody,
I'm new here and I have couple of questions:
1. Is Artemis full with clients all the time? I don't like crowded places as I get Panic attacks and when they hit me hard I don't feel very well (I'm like that since 15 and now I'm 29 years old).
2. Are there any Bulgarian girls as well? I had a BG GF for like 4 years (we split up though) and she was fire in the bed and as personality as well. I'd like to feel a Bulgarian pussy again. LOL.
3. I heard for the new law so which extras can I purchase when I go with a girl in a room? Especially anal. I get rejected most of the times because my dick is big and even for 2 x the price they don't want to do it.
Thanks for your answers from now.
Kind regards.
PinballMachine
02-24-18, 07:26
The big news is. New lockers, big and small. Took about 4 days to replace the old key-locked lockers with new, shiny magnetic FOB (on a watch strap) lockers.The safes or the clothes lockers? Can you choose big or small).
Going to any FKK and not finding ink and silicon is surely highly unlikely? There are girls with neither but they are few and far between.
I was at Artemis last weekend. Good fun, some old favourites and some newbies. Seemed quiet though, not the massed ranks of Italians but there were quite a few Israelis. There is always change.
The big news is. New lockers, big and small. Took about 4 days to replace the old key-locked lockers with new, shiny magnetic FOB (on a watch strap) lockers.How was the BBBJ situation for you at Artemis?
You know very well that there are many girls with silicone and there are also many girls that stays natural at Artemis. At Atmos you are lucky if there are 25-30 girls working at the same time, and the quality are very questionable.Yeah at least Artemis there usually are minimum 50 girls.
Is Artemis full with clients all the time?Avoid the big fairs like IFA, ITB, Green Week, Fruit Logistica. Avoid weekend nights.
Are there any Bulgarian girls as well?Yes.
I heard for the new law so which extras can I purchase when I go with a girl in a room? Especially anal.If you prefer anal, just ask the girl in advance. She will refuse or not. It depends. Have your wallet ready.
KingOfTheKill
02-25-18, 06:31
Avoid the big fairs like IFA, ITB, Green Week, Fruit Logistica. Avoid weekend nights.
Yes.
If you prefer anal, just ask the girl in advance. She will refuse or not. It depends. Have your wallet ready.Thanks for the answer!
What about on the week, is it full every time or it depends?
TeddyBears
02-26-18, 01:38
Thanks for the answer!
What about on the week, is it full every time or it depends?No its not full every night, best time to visit IMO is between 16-23.
Wednesdays are lingerie day, so if you want to see fully nude bodies avoid Wednesday.
Vito Corleone
02-26-18, 06:29
Thanks for the answer!
What about on the week, is it full every time or it depends?Avoid Friday & Saturday.
WhiteEnvelopes
02-26-18, 16:46
Avoid Friday & Saturday.No Friday and Saturdays? Why avoid?
Thanks for the answer!
What about on the week, is it full every time or it depends?I've been on a Sunday & Monday, both days were not overcrowded at all.
In fact the girls were complaining of a lack of "game to hunt" hence the customers received a lot of attention.
Thanks for the answer!You're welcome.
What about on the week, is it full every time or it depends?There's no common rule. Remember Forrest Gump: Artemis is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Usually it's more calm in the afternoon and more busy during the night. Monday is a calm day, Tuesday probably the calmest day alloverall. IMHO you've got the biggest and best choice of girls between 6 pm and 12 pm on every day.
And remember: It always depends from your own expectations. What do YOU want to get?
WhiteEnvelopes
02-26-18, 22:17
And remember: It always depends from your own expectations. What do YOU want to get?So the reports of the quality of selection at Artemis are not really true?
Avoid the big fairs like IFA, ITB, Green Week, Fruit Logistica. Avoid weekend nights.
Yes.
If you prefer anal, just ask the girl in advance. She will refuse or not. It depends. Have your wallet ready.Depends if you're a day, evening- or night guy.
I have been there during IFA, Green Week and Fruit Logistica and since I like to hang around from early day I can feel a bit satisfied at 7 o'clock when the participants from fairs arrive.
Just to sit and enjoy the circus. There will always be a chance of a final pop.
ExpatLover
02-27-18, 03:26
I've been on a Sunday & Monday, both days were not overcrowded at all.
In fact the girls were complaining of a lack of "game to hunt" hence the customers received a lot of attention.Obviously the club is on a strong downtrend so the customers are considering 2 times before to pay the exorbitant entry price. Many senior German mongers have blacklisted the club in the recent months, fortunately they have a big Turkish ground and tourists who are less demanding.
Blue Swede
02-27-18, 09:45
Depends if you're a day, evening- or night guy.
I have been there during IFA, Green Week and Fruit Logistica and since I like to hang around from early day I can feel a bit satisfied at 7 o'clock when the participants from fairs arrive.
Just to sit and enjoy the circus. There will always be a chance of a final pop.I visit every year at IFA and use exactly the same approach!
Don't forget, at those event, the lineup will be very large.
Note: Starting from March 1 there's an extra 5 Euro deposit for the key.
Note: Starting from March 1 there's an extra 5 Euro deposit for the key.Many thanks for the information.
I'm nearly sorry to ask questions without dropping a single report on the board, but it's so damn cold.
What if I accidentally lose the key? And what if I want to leave the house for a few hours, can I take the key with me or do I have to exchange it for the 5 bucks or do I only get the deposit back in a small white envelope when I finally check out? Do the girls like the new keys and lockers?
Keep grinning.
Why the hell is it so damn cold? Are you feeling me social bot?
Many thanks for the information.
I'm nearly sorry to ask questions without dropping a single report on the board, but it's so damn cold.
What if I accidentally lose the key? And what if I want to leave the house for a few hours, can I take the key with me or do I have to exchange it for the 5 bucks or do I only get the deposit back in a small white envelope when I finally check out? Do the girls like the new keys and lockers?
Keep grinning.
Why the hell is it so damn cold? Are you feeling me social bot?It is better that paying 250 euro at Sharks for a lost key. Relax.
More alarming is the fact that Artemis management is becoming a bit more loose with the girls they let work there. I remember stricter days. Some girls get really nasty when you refuse to room with them and curse you in their language. Personally, I spent the last few visits in Dusseldorf are Clubs and was pleasantly surprised with the quality. But back to Artemis later today, hoping they start teaching some girls how to behave.
It's been 9 years since my last Artemis visit, and now it's time again for a Friday visit. Which girls are a must to avoid, and which girls are recommended? Very kind if someone can help. I promise to write a review of my experience later.
It is better that paying 250 euro at Sharks for a lost key. Relax.
More alarming is the fact that Artemis management is becoming a bit more loose with the girls they let work there. I remember stricter days. Some girls get really nasty when you refuse to room with them and curse you in their language. Personally, I spent the last few visits in Dusseldorf are Clubs and was pleasantly surprised with the quality. But back to Artemis later today, hoping they start teaching some girls how to behave.It's true but yesterday I had a fantastic experience with the only Brazilian girl in Artemis, a typical sexy mulata with generous and hard butt and juicy tits with pointy nipples. But the main point is something I never experienced before. At a certain point, when I was licking her nipples, belly and around the pussy (I never lick the pussy itself) she started masturbating and became hotter and hotter. It was like in the porno movies. She moistened her fingers, rubbed her clitoris, moistened again, rubbed again, forth and back, moaning like hell. You could see she was in an ecstasy and finally cummed.
Never happened to me before just unforgettable.
It is better that paying 250 euro at Sharks for a lost key. Relax.
More alarming is the fact that Artemis management is becoming a bit more loose with the girls they let work there. I remember stricter days. Some girls get really nasty when you refuse to room with them and curse you in their language. Personally, I spent the last few visits in Dusseldorf are Clubs and was pleasantly surprised with the quality. But back to Artemis later today, hoping they start teaching some girls how to behave.I guess they do not want police raid like few years back, that apparently started by a girl informing false fictional stories to the police because she was not happy with her lover boys and also in part the club.
It is better that paying 250 euro at Sharks for a lost key. Relax.Yes.
Probably. Yes.
More alarming is the fact that Artemis management is becoming a bit more loose with the girls they let work there. I remember stricter days. Some girls get really nasty when you refuse to room with them and curse on you in their language..Judging the work of management is quite impressive. From a customer perspective I guess they try their best under the 2018 circumstances. If the show is still running every night, then it is a fact too.
The nasty ones are not even a handful. Just talk trash back and focus on the loving being. Should be no real problem. Especially for men who are used to the 'intestinal-city' and don't believe the hype. Maybe a few Artemis pro's are more good in this game of freedom.
If you visit watch out for the lousy acting deaf pickpocket and show him some love.
The birds are twittering really loud this morning that spring is coming soon. Can you hear it programs?
Which girls are a must to avoid, and which girls are recommended?There's no rule. Maybe I'd name ten girls to avoid, another guy would call up exactly these ten girls as great performers. It's a deal between human beings, no one is like the other. Listen to your heart, your dick and your brain, if possible.
You could see she was in an ecstasy and finally cummed.It's not late to call her up for the Academy Awards, isn't it?
It's true but yesterday I had a fantastic experience with the only Brazilian girl in Artemis, a typical sexy mulata with generous and hard butt and juicy tits with pointy nipples.Congrats! At the end of the day, that's what really matters: a fantastic experience.
Neurosynth
03-03-18, 18:19
... Listen to your heart, your dick and your brain....I tried that once. All I heard was a lot of shouting and disagreement.
It's not late to call her up for the Academy Awards, isn't it?Hahaha Pharisaer. But it really didn't look like she was acting. You would call it a wishful thinking but I do believe that was real.
ExpatLover
03-03-18, 21:41
There's no rule. Maybe I'd name ten girls to avoid, another guy would call up exactly these ten girls as great performers. It's a deal between human beings, no one is like the other. Listen to your heart, your dick and your brain, if possible.
It's not late to call her up for the Academy Awards, isn't it?
Congrats! At the end of the day, that's what really matters: a fantastic experience.Okay enjoy this cheating club, it is better you stay there so more space in the good clubs for me.
I tried that once. All I heard was a lot of shouting and disagreement.Couldn't out it better myself!
I tried that once. All I heard was a lot of shouting and disagreement.So which one of them is your dicktator at the moment? For me, well. There is a reason I call him the dicktator.
VonderJohn
03-04-18, 03:14
A visit done last Tuesday.
General impression: The LU was mixed. You find slims, chubbies, fit bodies, blondes, brunettes, tall, average, real and silicon boobs. It was pretty varied. But from the line up you'll find 40-50% of the ladies with a pleasant attitude. The key is for you to take your time in looking around, chatting and choosing. Patience is key if you want to make a good decision. I take around an hour to choose every lady, and I mostly end up with good choices and no regrets.
Here are my experiences:
Malvina. East European (forgot the country).
So my first try was with Malvina. She was a tall, white brunette that had a nice attitude and good reactions in bed. She allowed me to kiss and lick every inch of her body (I make sure to enjoy every lady I choose, in foreplay and not just intercourse). When licking and sucking on her nipples, she was clearly loose, letting me enjoy her while also reacting very genuinely. Moaning as her eyes closed and wanting more. This doesn't always happen. I've been with ladies who show no reaction, are cold or appear bored and waiting when I suck and lick on the sensitive areas of their body. This created the proper mood to start banging her, and I did that in three positions. She had a pleasant attitude overall. Half hour well spent. 9/10.
Samantha. Hungary.
I spotted Samantha in the gym. She had a killer body, 6-packs and well tanned. Relatively short and blonde. She was also relatively old. In her late 30's. I watched her closely as she did sit-ups, push ups and worked out tirelessly until she was heavily sweating. I appreciated that hard work this lady was putting on her body and made my decision to enjoy that body and bang the sh&t out of it.
And so I approached her later on at the bar, had a small chat, a few laughs and agreed for half an hour right after I finish my drink.
The session with her was very pleasant. She had a relatively smaller body so she was easy to carry and move and hold during intercourse. She pleasantly welcomed the fact that I was enjoying her body smoothly. We had a missionary fuck and a doggystyle fuck. She was tight and her moans were deep and mature. Another pleasant experience. 9/10.
Raluna. Germany.
Raluna had a very cute face (looks very young, early or mid 20's) and is less than chubby but surely not skinny. She was German and was very playful. I always see her socializing with her fellow coworkers and ladies around. She seems to be at ease in harmony with a good group of ladies. But this did not reflect badly on her attitude: she was not arrogant or rude to customers. So I thought I'd give her a try hoping she'd also be pleasant in her attitude with me. I was very right. For example: she made sure to check whether I'm comfortable on the bed, that the pillow was good, you can notice that she does care about her customer and is pretty attentive. She proceeded with the BJ (with no condom) . Stroking my flamingo slowly and gently. Again showing to be attentive. Intercourse proceeded doggystyle then missionary. Slowly and smoothly. Prolonging the pleasure of the experience. Another 9/10.
Yolanda. Jamaica.
Met Yolanda during dinner time. She was the only black lady around. Relatively tall with a fit body. She was talkative too.
After a few drinks I spotted her again and we had the last session for the night.
Into the room, you notice she is a dirty talker. "f*ck my black pussy* type of talker. After a good and deep blowjob (with condom this time) , I take her doggystyle slowly but deeply with good and loud reactions from her side. I decided to move and bang her while she's standing. She welcomed the change. And standing we do it until I came. A pleasant lady with another pleasant experience of 8/10.
I also had one more lady but honestly forgot her name. Wasn't fully sober LOL.
Overall, I made sure to spend my whole day there and enjoy my time. I had a brief sleep in the underground pool section, pampered myself with a Turkish massage and enjoyed lunch and dinner. I even did some weights training. In between, I had the sessions above. This is how I enjoy Artemis every time; making the best of everything and every moment. It was a great experience: came in at 5 pm, left at 4 am No complaints. Would repeat that visit whenever I pass by Berlin.
P. S: Never try the Turkish ladies. They're ugly in both face and attitude.
It's true but yesterday I had a fantastic experience with the only Brazilian girl in Artemis, a typical sexy mulata with generous and hard butt and juicy tits with pointy nipples. But the main point is something I never experienced before. At a certain point, when I was licking her nipples, belly and around the pussy (I never lick the pussy itself) she started masturbating and became hotter and hotter. It was like in the porno movies. She moistened her fingers, rubbed her clitoris, moistened again, rubbed again, forth and back, moaning like hell. You could see she was in an ecstasy and finally cummed.
Never happened to me before just unforgettable.Absolutely, Artemis has many wonderful girls with perfect attitude. Just a few that are a bit aggressive. Saturday was great for me and no negative interactions. However, one bad interaction puts a dent on the day. Some Turkish German girls are actually very good in the room and some not, just like any other nationality. I heard quite a few complaints by regular clients that some girls are just obnoxious, in behaviour mostly cause the LU is not bad at all.
Lets focus on the bright side, it is a great escape from the cold, no place I'd rather be on Berlin when it is so cold.
Sebastiane
03-04-18, 14:59
Hey, excellent report but have a few questions: how much did you pay per session. Were the blowjobs covered or uncovered? Did the girls French kiss you? Thanks.
P.S. Some Turkish girls are fantastic and some of the most memorable sessions have been with them.
A visit done last Tuesday.Thanks for the informative report.
Yolanda. Jamaica.Jamaica? In former times, she had another story, but who cares. - Was upstairs with her a few times five years ago or so. Recommended, indeed, if you're in tall, slim, black ladies.
ExpatLover
03-04-18, 20:19
Hey, excellent report but have a few questions: how much did you pay per session. Were the blowjobs covered or uncovered? Did the girls French kiss you? Thanks.
P.S. Some Turkish girls are fantastic and some of the most memorable sessions have been with them.Are you really sure they are Turkish most probably from Albania.
VonderJohn
03-04-18, 23:41
Hey, excellent report but have a few questions: how much did you pay per session. Were the blowjobs covered or uncovered? Did the girls French kiss you? Thanks.
P.S. Some Turkish girls are fantastic and some of the most memorable sessions have been with them.1) Two blowjobs were uncovered, another two were covered.
2) No French kissing took place.
3) The regular 60 euros per session, except for the blowjobs: I gave the lady an extra $20 euros for a bare blowjob and it worked.
Regarding the Turkish girls, their slutty and vulgar attitude in public pushes me away. There might be a few hidden gems tho, but I never noticed them.
Was visiting Berlin last weekend and met a girl in another venue who told me she had been working at Artemis for a while. Mentioned one pertinent detail: girls who get mentioned doing BBBJ will lose their job if management finds out. She doesn't know if this policy is still as strict as a few weeks ago, but still. It should be considered when writing a report here.
Blue Swede
03-09-18, 14:38
Was visiting Berlin last weekend and met a girl in another venue who told me she had been working at Artemis for a while. Mentioned one pertinent detail: girls who get mentioned doing BBBJ will lose their job if management finds out. She doesn't know if this policy is still as strict as a few weeks ago, but still. It should be considered when writing a report here.I think this is an excellent approach!
If naming all girls giving BBBJ results in all of the getting thrown out from Artemis, we haven't got a situation anyone want to have.
Sebastiane
03-09-18, 20:41
Am in Berlin!! Am tired but wondering if it is worth going to Artemis during the night from say 11 pm to 5 am. What's the number of women like after midnight and the men to women ratio? The other option is to just wait till tomorrow and go in the after noon.
ExpatLover
03-09-18, 20:48
I think this is an excellent approach!
If naming all girls giving BBBJ results in all of the getting thrown out from Artemis, we haven't got a situation anyone want to have.I don't believe one word about it, it is the interest of all the clubs to let the girls do BBBJ so the customers will come back it is a strong selling point.
VonderJohn
03-09-18, 23:16
Was visiting Berlin last weekend and met a girl in another venue who told me she had been working at Artemis for a while. Mentioned one pertinent detail: girls who get mentioned doing BBBJ will lose their job if management finds out. She doesn't know if this policy is still as strict as a few weeks ago, but still. It should be considered when writing a report here.I disagree. How come a paragraph on a discussion forum from an anonymous individual become evidence? And evidence strong enough to be used against a sex worker?
I don't think this is how things go in law-enforced Germany. So what if I write a report mentioning names of 20 ladies and claim that they all give BBJ?
Doesn't make sense to me and I don't see anyone losing a job because of an unverified post claim.
Am in Berlin!! Am tired but wondering if it is worth going to Artemis during the night from say 11 pm to 5 am. What's the number of women like after midnight and the men to women ratio? The other option is to just wait till tomorrow and go in the after noon.I would say, yes, definitely go. Artemis has almost full LU at night. Some girls only come around 8-9 PM. Men / Women Ratio is from the better ratios in Germany. Make sure you eat tho because kitchen closes around 2 AM I think. Have fun.
Was visiting Berlin last weekend and met a girl in another venue who told me she had been working at Artemis for a while. Mentioned one pertinent detail: girls who get mentioned doing BBBJ will lose their job if management finds out. She doesn't know if this policy is still as strict as a few weeks ago, but still. It should be considered when writing a report here.In general, keep your room benefits private, girls don't provide all guests with the same experience in the room, some get more and some get less. It isn't nice to give such details here on the front page of the newspaper. General information and extreme girls to be careful from is fair game, IMO. Extreme girls, meaning girls that are really terrible in behavior and unfair with the guests. Keeping BJ experiences to yourselves and to private messages seems to be the approach the benefit all the most. This is only my opinion and not everybody must accept it, so please no attacks. Good weekend to all.
Rogue Nation
03-10-18, 09:14
Was visiting Berlin last weekend and met a girl in another venue who told me she had been working at Artemis for a while. Mentioned one pertinent detail: girls who get mentioned doing BBBJ will lose their job if management finds out. She doesn't know if this policy is still as strict as a few weeks ago, but still. It should be considered when writing a report here.Really. Surprise surprise.
Note: Starting from March 1 there's an extra 5 Euro deposit for the key.Please note: deposit increased, that is to say doubled: 10 Euro.
Bunny Party on 28 March. To whom it may concern.
Friends,
Can any of you advice about the women to men ratio:
- On Wednesdays, the lingerie day:
- On other non-weekend days until 7 pm:
BTW, is lingerie mandatory on Wednesday or can you also see topless girls? Or are.
BTW, is lingerie mandatory on Wednesday or can you also see topless girls? Or are.Yes. It's mandatory.
TeddyBears
03-17-18, 12:34
Friends,
BTW, is lingerie mandatory on Wednesday or can you also see topless girls? Or are.It's mandatory, but if you positions you at the stairs you often can see the girls topless when they come walking down the stairs after sessions.
I was there Friday night. I have been here a few times 9 years ago, and have been to Hassen area also. I remember seeing natural beauties with good humor, nice conversation, and willingness to please in the room. But now it's like a totally different story. What happened to natural tits? GFE? Girl next door look? All I saw is a bunch of over-inflated bimbos who looked hideous, and the usual Romanian / Turkish sharks. Good thing I met an Italian mamasita, which saved my day. And to top it all of the food is mediocre.
It's not a total waste of time I guess if you're in the city and want some standard suck & fuck action, but don't waste your time and money for a planned trip here.
I was there Friday night. I have been here a few times 9 years ago, and have been to Hassen area also. I remember seeing natural beauties with good humor, nice conversation, and willingness to please in the room. But now it's like a totally different story. What happened to natural tits? GFE? Girl next door look? All I saw is a bunch of over-inflated bimbos who looked hideous, and the usual Romanian / Turkish sharks. Good thing I met an Italian mamasita, which saved my day. And to top it all of the food is mediocre.
It's not a total waste of time I guess if you're in the city and want some standard suck & fuck action, but don't waste your time and money for a planned trip here.The line up quality dropped from 2014 and 2015 I confirmed that quality of line up did not improved, so I stopped going to artemis.
Before and till 2014, Artemis had diverse line up with few natural young stunners girls but now. Plastic old tattoo girls. I mean why? It used to be such a good club with good stunners to be found.
It's mandatory, but if you positions you at the stairs you often can see the girls topless when they come walking down the stairs after sessions.Mandatory is subject to definition in the FKK realm, everything is nothing more than a mere guideline or suggestions at best. Many girls are naked fully or just throw on some piece of non existent fabric. Also, some girls change what they wear through out the night. Also, the can start with and decide to be naked.
I disagree. How come a paragraph on a discussion forum from an anonymous individual become evidence? And evidence strong enough to be used against a sex worker?
I don't think this is how things go in law-enforced Germany. So what if I write a report mentioning names of 20 ladies and claim that they all give BBJ?
Doesn't make sense to me and I don't see anyone losing a job because of an unverified post claim.Artemis management is super strict. It doesn't take much with respect to client / girl problems to kick a girl out. When it comes to suspicions about breaking the BBBJ law, there is a lot of at stake, so it definitely cause serious problems for the girl and the way out is short from that point. And clients normally complain anonymously to avoid inconveniences.
Mandatory is subject to definition in the FKK realm, everything is nothing more than a mere guideline or suggestions at best. Many girls are naked fully or just throw on some piece of non existent fabric. Also, some girls change what they wear through out the night. Also, the can start with and decide to be naked.Lingerie is mandatory on Wednesday. Without exception.
Lingerie is mandatory on Wednesday. Without exception.My years of Artemis experience disagree with you. Mandatory or not, many girl are fully nude. Anyway, whomever wants can attend Wednesday and share their experience, viel Spaß.
My years of Artemis experience disagree with you.Tu as raison et moi j'ai la paix.
Tu as raison et moi j'ai la paix.OK, I will experience by myself. However a question for those with experience on Wednesdays: Is it a good day? I mean, is the women: men ration more favorable? And, is the attitude of the girls better on Wednesdays?
It's a few years since I last visited Artemis. Does Fatima still attend?
Did not see Fatima since 1 or 2 years.
It's a few years since I last visited Artemis. Does Fatima still attend?Quitted Artemis in November 2016. Don't cry for her, she isn't worth your tears.
KingOfTheKill
03-20-18, 21:51
Hey people,
To be honest I was disappointed from my visit in Artemis.
I was there on Monday so there we're around 40/50 girls, most of them s bit crunchy.
They approached me very fast as I was a fish in a tank and thei the cat.
I was with a new girl Angelica, skinny big breasted Bulgarian and to be honest, no satisfaction at all.
And there weren't a lot of people in the sauna either, I thought it will be something like GT Wien or Fun Palast even FKK Sharks, but no. For me that was kinda cool because I don't like crowded places but how the f*ck do they make a living there, LOL.
From what I saw there (I was from 22:00 till 03:00 there) not more than 30 clients.
Most of the girls looked disappointed.
Don't know.
Girls we're beautiful but a lot of fake titted girls there, I'm a guy who likes the natural breasts.
Overall the place is nice, beautiful and big, park place is there too. The personal are highly adorable, even the maids there.
But no go for me.
I have returned to Artemis after the disappointing visit last year, where I actually had two good sessions. They have improved the lockers, which can now be opened with electronic tag, so no more keys. Because it was freezing outside the whole action happened in the bar and wellness area. Overall wellness facilities are below the standards of the Frankfurt big clubs. The bar area was really smoky to the point that your eyes burned a bit, so I had to escape downstairs into the wellness area when I couldn't take it anymore.
Food is terrible at Artemis, so I had dinner at my hotel before going to the club.
Girls approached me frequently, but they were all very polite and they could take a no without problems. Sunday is a quiet day at Artemis, but late at night a big group of Japanese came in and the girls were looking at them with big dollar signs in their eyes. I was very tired from my journey, so I didn't have a lot of energies for many sessions.
Chloe. De: Blonde, tall and used to work at Globe (Zurich), tatoo 'la vida loca' on her tummy. Very sweet and sexy girl. Provided light kissing, CBJ and it was just a pleasure to touch her body and to hear her moaning during sex. She also looks straight into your eyes when you pound her in mish and this is always something that makes me cum in no time! I've had two sessions with her (2 X 30 min = 120 E).
There weren't other girls that tempted me to the point to session with them, so I left at 23 after almost 4 hours in the club. All in all I don't think I would return to this club. It is just not good enough and it survives just because it is the only one in Berlin.
Rock.
Carpaccio18
03-30-18, 01:46
A couple of weeks back I was passing by Berlin, so decided for a stop and visit to Artemis.
I arrived around 9 pm, and sat behind the bar with a beer to get a good look at the lineup. Was approached quite a few times, but none too aggressively. The lineup was not bad, quite many good lookers.
After a while I set my eyes on a blond hanging around the end of the lounge tables across the bar. Just looking at her I was quite sure she must be Russian. Kind of classical Russian blond beauty with a nice smile, mid-20's, silly cones and a nice ass. She reminded me of another Russian girl I had some serious fun with a couple of years. I moved around to the other side of the bar and caught her eye. Funnily she didn't come over to me, but waved me to her. I walked over and said Hello,. Sure enough, she was indeed Russian. She and her brunette friend (also Russian. Just over 30 I guess) starting persuading me for a threesome. I'm pretty reluctant, since my past experience with such a setup is very much hit and miss. But even though I was mostly interested in the blond, in the end I agreed and we went upstairs. On the way up, I chatted a bit with the blond, and she was quite friendly and not too business like.
Once in the room they of course started to upsell a lesbian show, which I quickly declined. But more interestingly, they also offered OWO at a 50 premium each which was great, then I didn't have to ask. They also offered CIM at another 50 each. Which could have been the start of an interesting philosophical discussion, since I would have been curious to know how exactly they would accomplish CIM on both of them simultaneously. But I gracefully declined.
After we had agreed on details, they got started on the BJ. And I have to give to them, they absolutely nailed the two-girl porn-style BJ in different poses. Great looks, great feel. Top service. I then got on my back, got covered and the brunette mounted up. It was pretty much a ride of 3-4 inches, no home run. But she was pretty tight so it was OK. After 5 minutes, she dismonted, change of cover and then the blond mounted up. Same thing, 3-4 inches tight fit, but felt good, and the brunette was busy stroke my balls same time. After another 5 minutes or so, she dismounted and cover came off. I got on my knees, and the brunette resumed BJ, while the blond got on her back playing with herself eyeballing me. Very hot. I then got on my back, and then blond got up and sat on my face, continuing to play with herself. That was brilliant, and the brunette BJ'd me near to the finishing line, and finished me HJ still with the blond on my face. Ace.
Damage total was 220, but will definitely repeat the blond if I get a chance.
I got back at the bar, for another beer and recover. I thought about repeating the Russian blond, but I couldn't find her. So after a while I got talking to a German girl. MILF material, pale skin, small tits and waist, pear-shaped ass somewhat wide. Kind of sexy. I asked her to go to the upstairs kino and we got a bed at the back. I really wanted to have a good look at that ass while banging her, so got her doggy style facing the entrance. Didn't really care about the people walking in and out, so just went on banging her in doggy pose. She took it like a pro for 20 minutes or more, no complaints at all going all in, and I finished there. Good service.
So back at the bar again, another couple of beers and then I thought to finish the evening in another direction, so went to a room with a black Jamaican girl. Good OWO and OK service, but probably one beer too far gone, so couldn't finish in time and didn't really feel like extending.
After this I decided too call it a night and went back to my hotel. Good evening.
(I didn't want mention any names here due to the OWO services).
Steve 9696
03-30-18, 02:52
A couple of weeks back I was passing by Berlin, so decided for a stop and visit to Artemis.
I arrived around 9 pm, and sat behind the bar with a beer to get a good look at the lineup. Was approached quite a few times, but none too aggressively. The lineup was not bad, quite many good lookers.
After a while I set my eyes on a blond hanging around the end of the lounge tables across the bar. Just looking at her I was quite sure she must be Russian. Kind of classical Russian blond beauty with a nice smile, mid-20's, silly cones and a nice ass. She reminded me of another Russian girl I had some serious fun with a couple of years. I moved around to the other side of the bar and caught her eye. Funnily she didn't come over to me, but waved me to her. I walked over and said Hello,. Sure enough, she was indeed Russian. She and her brunette friend (also Russian. Just over 30 I guess) starting persuading me for a threesome. I'm pretty reluctant, since my past experience with such a setup is very much hit and miss. But even though I was mostly interested in the blond, in the end I agreed and we went upstairs. On the way up, I chatted a bit with the blond, and she was quite friendly and not too business like..That cum in two mouths thing is a pretty common unsell in my experience, but with two pairs of lips on your shaft I have never been able to decline. First time, quite a few years back in my first duo, I argued no, that is OK, I will cum in one mouth. But it's like a package deal. Either CIM at 50 each or no CIM. So I caved.
Next time, didn't argue as much and of course caved. Last week in London -- two Romanian girls again -- and it was "cum in two mouths" for 50 each. I didn't even bother to push back. I just let it fly. Soon enough they both had some of my load in their mouths, so it worked out somehow! I was too spent to notice and frankly worth every penny. Some of it is expectations. Since it was "normal" now to me I was not put off at all.
Anyone successfully negotiated a CIM duo, but only pay for one CIM?
Rogue Nation
03-30-18, 08:46
OWO at a 50 premium each which was great, then I didn't have to ask. They also offered CIM at another 50 each. So BBBJ 50 EUR extra. Wonder what the club policy is about that.
Carpaccio18
03-30-18, 21:46
So BBBJ 50 EUR extra. Wonder what the club policy is about that.Pretty sure it's not allowed, stupid new law and all. But seems to be the going rate. I guess the girls don't mind. Just another upsell.
Vito Corleone
03-31-18, 03:53
So BBBJ 50 EUR extra. Wonder what the club policy is about that.Sounds like capy negotiated a great deal!
So BBBJ 50 EUR extra. Wonder what the club policy is about that.Go for one hour session or pay 20 euro more is usual fee, but some monger get ripped off for more.
Carpaccio18
04-01-18, 23:45
Go for one hour session or pay 20 euro more is usual fee, but some monger get ripped off for more.So you're saying 50 is a rip-off then? Is the 1 hour / 20 euro BBBJ deal a common thing, or do you need to haggle to get that every time? Anyone else care to contribute what deals they're seeing being the norm?
So you're saying 50 is a rip-off then? Is the 1 hour / 20 euro BBBJ deal a common thing, or do you need to haggle to get that every time? Anyone else care to contribute what deals they're seeing being the norm?Well do the math, 60 euro 30 min is club rate right? It was for BBBJ, fuck, DATY among other things even DFK if you were lucky though DFK was mostly extra or longer session. So how much of that 60 euro is BBBJ? I would say 20 or 30 euro and normally it is given for like 80 euro if not 90 euro now per 30 min including DFK if it is 90 euro.
However, going one hour can get you all, but it depend on girls, some are more sharky than others.
I would skip Artemis now as it is too messed up.
I would say, yes, definitely go. Artemis has almost full LU at night. Some girls only come around 8-9 PM. Men / Women Ratio is from the better ratios in Germany. Make sure you eat tho because kitchen closes around 2 AM I think. Have fun.Friends,
How are Sundays at Artemis? Crowded? How is the ratio?
Friends, How are Sundays at Artemis? Crowded? How is the ratio?Usually not crowded at all, ratio okay. Lineup weaker in comparison with Fridays and Saturdays. Enjoy your stay.
Carpaccio18
04-02-18, 21:39
Well do the math, 60 euro 30 min is club rate right? It was for BBBJ, fuck, DATY among other things even DFK if you were lucky though DFK was mostly extra or longer session. So how much of that 60 euro is BBBJ? I would say 20 or 30 euro and normally it is given for like 80 euro if not 90 euro now per 30 min including DFK if it is 90 euro.
However, going one hour can get you all, but it depend on girls, some are more sharky than others.
I would skip Artemis now as it is too messed up.Don't disagree with the maths or the reasonable sense of it, its evident the girls are being opportunistic given that there's a law against it now. By which you're essentially paying them to break the law and possibly house rules, which merit a higher asking price. And Artemis girls tend to be opportunistic if anyone.
Kinda sucks to pay a premium for something that was free and the norm just a little while ago.
Unfortunately Artemis is the place I mostly pass by, I would much rather hang out in the abundance of great FKKs in NRW.
ExpatLover
04-02-18, 22:18
Don't disagree with the maths or the reasonable sense of it, its evident the girls are being opportunistic given that there's a law against it now. By which you're essentially paying them to break the law and possibly house rules, which merit a higher asking price. And Artemis girls tend to be opportunistic if anyone.
Kinda sucks to pay a premium for something that was free and the norm just a little while ago.
Unfortunately Artemis is the place I mostly pass by, I would much rather hang out in the abundance of great FKKs in NRW.Let go strictly to realistic things, BBBJ is there is most of the clubs with most of the girls without any extra costs, all the rest is just phantasm.
Don't disagree with the maths or the reasonable sense of it, its evident the girls are being opportunistic given that there's a law against it now. By which you're essentially paying them to break the law and possibly house rules, which merit a higher asking price. And Artemis girls tend to be opportunistic if anyone.
Kinda sucks to pay a premium for something that was free and the norm just a little while ago.
Unfortunately Artemis is the place I mostly pass by, I would much rather hang out in the abundance of great FKKs in NRW.Yeah I feel you, but I keep it cool and simple, I pay up a bit, but if they ask too much, then I go for 60 euro 30 min session, I do her doggy hardcore and out of the room, you know quick bang and dump her.
It is up to her to be reasonable with me or all she get is 60 euro session.
Greetings all!
Planning to revisit Artemis the next couple of weeks and are hoping to see these girls again. I think both of them left for vacation (and in Beas case also a boobjob) just before Christmas. Diana said she wanted to see how the new taxes would affect her income, before she decided to continue working in Germany (was talking of maybe trying Belgium / Triers).
Both have great personalities and better GFE-performances then most WG: s in this place and I was hoping someone had some info whether they are back in Berlin or not?
Both have great personalities and better GFE-performances then most WG: s in this place and I was hoping someone had some info whether they are back in Berlin or not?I can't remember having seen Diana and Bea in 2018. Note: my memory for names and faces isn't quite good. - Maybe it's a good idea giving the front desk a call.
I can't remember having seen Diana and Bea in 2018. Note: my memory for names and faces isn't quite good. - Maybe it's a good idea giving the front desk a call.OK, thanks! Will do.
ExpatLover
04-08-18, 20:40
Greetings all!
Planning to revisit Artemis the next couple of weeks and are hoping to see these girls again. I think both of them left for vacation (and in Beas case also a boobjob) just before Christmas. Diana said she wanted to see how the new taxes would affect her income, before she decided to continue working in Germany (was talking of maybe trying Belgium / Triers).
Both have great personalities and better GFE-performances then most WG: s in this place and I was hoping someone had some info whether they are back in Berlin or not?I think Tries is also in Germany, just one advice never believe what a girl in a club is saying, they are just prostitutes able to open legs and mouth for 50 euros.
TeddyBears
04-10-18, 00:16
Anyone seen Kisha lately?
TheCanadian
04-10-18, 18:57
Brief report about the 'Bunnyparty' or Hschenparty (Germ):
Wednesday, March 28, I was in Berlin merely for a stopover and decided to check out the Hschenparty. I won two tickets for drinks and got another two tickets from another guest (driving). OK, it was not on a weekend but even for an event day during the week the club was really slow (BTW, Germany played soccer vs Brazil the day before). It improved a bit in the evening but not significantly, so it was far away from a party. The LU was average. I went with Samantha and Elise. New to me was the last one: dark, curly hair, approx 1.60 m tall (w / o heels), curvy figure, smoker, hangs out at the bar with the side facing the sliding door. Both experiences were ok but I wouldn't come back just for them.
Artemis is an option. If the weather is really bad in Berlin and someone is looking for a workout in the gym, good wellness area, some sort of food, Sky TV with a great soccer game, and very few female attractions.
P.S. : One WG told me that she asked a supervisor because of her missing lingerie for that Wednesday, and that was not a big deal. Hence, lingerie is obviously not mandatory (not a surprise to me).
Anyone seen Kisha lately?Yes. (Ten characters needed.).
Can't wait to be there next week.
Brief report about the 'Bunnyparty' or Hschenparty (Germ):
P.S. : One WG told me that she asked a supervisor because of her missing lingerie for that Wednesday, and that was not a big deal. Hence, lingerie is obviously not mandatory (not a surprise to me).TheCanadian,
Did you see on Wednesday many topless girls? I am asking since I am arriving in Berlin on Wednesday and would prefer spending my money only on the most attractive days, when all these gorgeous girls are topless.
Hi guys,
Any one seen this beauty lately?
Thanks.
Hello San Pedro,
I was also at the bunny party and I saw the whole night not a single girl out on the floor who was topless, except one and that was at about 4 am.
If you like to take a look at all the boobs in the house, don't go on a dessous-day because all the ladies wearing lingerie.
(Beside some exceptions for a few moments).
BTW, I liked the party. Good organized, good staff, well day.
WarmStone25
04-15-18, 20:03
I was in Berlin last Wednesday and decided to call into Artemis. The weather was fine and warm so I thought the outdoor area would be open. It was not. There was a notice to say that the area was closed from December. I looked around, there was a cordon around the pool, and weeds were growing from between the floor slabs. The area had a run down appearance. Very dissapointing. Pherhaps they are waiting for a spring clean. There was enough girls and enough of them were of interest to me. I met two girls from Chekoslovakia and one of them caught me at the ideal time in the Kino. An excellent session followed, for 60 e. Two other similar sessions folowed. It is unfortunate that I cannot remember their names. Around 17.00 hrs the bar filled up with girls. The line up was quite good. Artemis is still a good place to pick up girls.
ExpatLover
04-15-18, 20:25
TheCanadian,
Did you see on Wednesday many topless girls? I am asking since I am arriving in Berlin on Wednesday and would prefer spending my money only on the most attractive days, when all these gorgeous girls are topless.Except dessous day, the girls are not topless but fully naked.
I met two girls from Chekoslovakia and one of them caught me at the ideal time in the Kino. An excellent session followed, for 60 e. Two other similar sessions folowed. It is unfortunate that I cannot remember their names. The first one blondish, maybe 5'7 or so, small natural tits, the other one dark, curly hair, maybe 5'5, a good handful of breast?
Hi guys,
Any one seen this beauty lately?
Thanks.Evan, black hair, slim, tall green blue eyes?
She's need a way for a couple of weeks. Guess she isn't back from her Easter break.
I was in Berlin last Wednesday and decided to call into Artemis. The weather was fine and warm so I thought the outdoor area would be open. It was not. There was a notice to say that the area was closed from December. I looked around, there was a cordon around the pool, and weeds were growing from between the floor slabs. The area had a run down appearance. Very dissapointing. Pherhaps they are waiting for a spring clean. There was enough girls and enough of them were of interest to me. I met two girls from Chekoslovakia and one of them caught me at the ideal time in the Kino. An excellent session followed, for 60 e. Two other similar sessions folowed. It is unfortunate that I cannot remember their names. Around 17.00 hrs the bar filled up with girls. The line up was quite good. Artemis is still a good place to pick up girls.Outdoor is already open. You are lucky with the 60 euro sessions, girls ask for 100 for 30 minutes. Crazy.
WarmStone25
04-18-18, 12:13
The first one blondish, maybe 5'7 or so, small natural tits, the other one dark, curly hair, maybe 5'5, a good handful of breast?One girl was about 1800 tall and slim and good looking. The other smaller about 1600 tall, slim and good looking. At first they offered to go with me as a pair, but I declined. The smaller one had black hair and was the one I was most interested in. The taller one had brown hair. The smaller one is the one who got me in the Kino, later. We went to the room at the back of the Kino. I said 60 e and she agreed to this. It was all done with condoms and I had no problem with this.
WarmStone25
04-18-18, 12:15
The first one blondish, maybe 5'7 or so, small natural tits, the other one dark, curly hair, maybe 5'5, a good handful of breast?One girl was about 1800 tall and slim and good looking. The other smaller about 1600 tall, slim and good looking. At first they offered to go with me as a pair, but I declined. The smaller one had black hair and was the one I was most interested in. The taller one had brown hair. The smaller one is the one who got me in the Kino, later. We went to the room at the back of the Kino. I said 60 e and she agreed to this. It was all done with condoms and I had no problem with this.
Maybe I got it.
One girl was about 1800 tall and slim and good looking. The taller one had brown hair. Brown hair or dark blondish, who knows. - Ivana.
The other smaller about 1600 tall, slim and good looking. The smaller one had black hair and was the one I was most interested in. The smaller one is the one who got me in the Kino, later. We went to the room at the back of the Kino. I said 60 e and she agreed to this. It was all done with condoms and I had no problem with this.Mercedes.
Hello guys,
I was at Artemis 1 days ago (night of the 19th -20th of April) and had a great session with an amazing girl.
Light dark skin, long curly dark blond hair, she is from Eritrea, 22 yo, living in Dusseldorf I think. I cannot record the name she gave me, it sounded more from Eastern Europe.
She told me she was there for 2 weeks.
I am wondering if I could offer her to do some escorting with me. I should have asked her for her contact, but this idea came to me afterwards.
Anyone recognising her from my description above and would know how to contact her?
Thanks in advance for you answers guys.
I am wondering if I could offer her to do some escorting with me. I should have asked her for her contact, but this idea came to me afterwards.DO NOT DISCUSS an issue like that in public. Maybe she will be banned from the house as a result.
BunnyLover
04-22-18, 01:00
Hello guys,
I was at Artemis 1 days ago (night of the 19th -20th of April) and had a great session with an amazing girl.
Light dark skin, long curly dark blond hair, she is from Eritrea, 22 yo, living in Dusseldorf I think. I cannot record the name she gave me, it sounded more from Eastern Europe.
She told me she was there for 2 weeks.
I am wondering if I could offer her to do some escorting with me. I should have asked her for her contact, but this idea came to me afterwards.
Anyone recognising her from my description above and would know how to contact her?
Thanks in advance for you answers guys.The question is not, if or if not (someone, women or men, would ever get any problems meeting women working in different clubs, privately for escorting, because E. G. The women are not employed and are free in their decisions. This is really nothing to discuss here! The question is, as for heaven's sake, why you would think, that someone would give private contact data of women to someone unknown (you), asking on a public internet forum. You always have to ask the women yourself, if they would give you their contact details! That was really a strange question, which I really don't understand you asked. Just visit again and ask her! Most women won't give their private contact details, and that for at very good reason. To many strange men. Clubs are a very safe place.
The question is not, if or if not (someone, women or men, would ever get any problems meeting women working in different clubs, privately for escorting, because E. G. The women are not employed and are free in their decisions. This is really nothing to discuss here! The question is, as for heaven's sake, why you would think, that someone would give private contact data of women to someone unknown (you), asking on a public internet forum. You always have to ask the women yourself, if they would give you their contact details! That was really a strange question, which I really don't understand you asked. Just visit again and ask her! Most women won't give their private contact details, and that for at very good reason. To many strange men. Clubs are a very safe place.Thanks Phariser and BunnyLover for your answer.
At Phariser: I did not see the issue of raising this topic in public as she said she was here only for 2 additional weeks and I guess she is working in some other places when she is not here.
At BunnyLover: I do understand your comment. But I was in Berlin only for one day for my work; living in France, it would be quite expensive (and time consuming) to go back there without being sure to find her just to ask if she would be willing to do it, considering she might answer no. So I have just sent a bottle to the sea. If someone recognize her or is going to Artemis in the following weeks: "Light dark skin, long curly dark blond hair, slim and about 160-165 cm, medium / small natural perfect boobs she is from Eritrea, 22 yo, living in Dusseldorf I think", just let me know and I would be very happy to send you a private message in which I would give you some personnel contact data to give her.
Thanks a lot guys, not that I really think that it's going to work, but at least I gave it a try I would have regretted it if I did not.
Yes this one, if she's the one with silicone then it's her for sure. Wanted to visit Berlin but I have to know she's there. What a beauty OMG.
Evan, black hair, slim, tall green blue eyes?
She's need a way for a couple of weeks. Guess she isn't back from her Easter break.
Can't wait to be there next week.I was there last night, most of the German women left the business a few of them (around 5/8) are still in the Club. Some women I met in other German clubs came in Art and the prices are still the same.
The LU was fair but without the German women it is different.
At Phariser: I did not see the issue of raising this topic in public as she said she was here only for 2 additional weeks and I guess she is working in some other places when she is not here.What did I tell you? What are you doing instead? Stupid boy. Sorry for that.
Note: Artemis' management is checking boards like that. Mr. BunnyLovers first post as a reaction of your question and my answer? Suspicious.
MumbaiFun1
04-22-18, 20:24
Been to this place a few times over the years and time I contributed. Below are my general impressions of the place, information for first timers and short reviews of the girls I saw.
Short version: worth it if you're not bothered about having a basic service from a choice of lots of great looking girls.
I went on a Tuesday evening, week before last.
The place.
80 entry fee which allows you access all day; you're given a wristband and keyless FOB for a locker. With the girls, it's 60 per half hour (120 for one hour). Some girls charge extra on top for OWO, kissing, reverse O, reverse anal, A levels etc.
Well run, clean and a number of staff around who keep it that way. Their website has details of what's available on site.
The restaurant is more like a small canteen. The food is OK. Nothing special, nothing terrible. It's the one place where girls won't proposition you.
Breakfast is 11 am to 3 pm and dinner is from 6 pm to 2 pm (I think). Both are all you can eat for no extra charge. Soft drinks are also free. Alcohol starts at 10 for 400 ML of Carlsberg up to 2000 for champagne.
Main bar on the first floor is where 95% of the girls are. It's a smoking area.
The place is quiet from 11 am to 2 pm. Fairly relaxed till about 6-7 pm. Friday and Saturday nights are the worst for overcrowding (even though there are lots of girls). Even Wednesday night is quite busy. Mondays and Tuesdays are generally the most chilled days.
S bahn station using S78 Westcruz is less than a five minute walk away. At night, the car park has lots of taxis in waiting.
Two cash machines near the changing rooms for when you run out of money.
The girls.
10-20 girls from 11 am to 2 pm. From then, more girls come out up to 8 pm approx. I find the best looking girls come out from 7 pm onwards, though still plenty of lookers before then.
In terms of looks, I'd say 10% great and the remainder split evenly between average and good looking. You get girl next door types, models, and porn star types. Lots of girls with great boob jobs and great bodies. Most are Eastern European.
For first timers.
If a girl asks if this is your first time (as I am an Indian), say no. Whilst not all girls will do this, some girls will be more pushy and / or upsell if they think you're inexperienced.
Artemis is generally a place where men keep to themselves (except those there with friends). Conversation (if any) will most likely come from other lone punters.
Some girls will approach you. Some do it once, others will do it time and again. Typically the better looking ones will sit by the bar looking bored and you'll have to make the approach. Be confident and friendly, don't be an idiot, and you'll be fine.
Don't feel rushed or pressured into going with a girl. You have the luxury of time and choice.
In the room, don't expect a GFE or PSE. The service is pretty much a routine from almost all girls (that I've seen). 60 for half an hour is the 'standard' service I. E. Covered oral and sex. No reverse O, no OWO, no fingering and no kissing etc. You want more, you'll have to pay more.
Regarding the time, a 30 minute service equals cumming once (and twice for a 60 minute session). NB. When I say 30 minutes, I mean that's the maximum time you'll get; the session is usually over as soon as you cum.
Reviews of the girls I saw.
Mariela. Germany, 23,5' 5", slim and curvy figure, natural medium sized boobs, London blonde / light brown hair.
Pretty girl next door type. Oral was good, not amazing. No deep throat or ball licking. Sex was good with her on top and doggy style. Pleasant girl with a decent service.
Mika. Croatia, 24,5' 6" ish, slim figure but still with a round enough backside, small boobs, long blonde hair.
I approached her at the bar. Stunning looking girl, the atypical Eastern European model type. Oral was good even without deepthroat or ball licking. Sex was also good with her pussy tight. More business like attitude in the room which is what I expected. Would see her again just for the looks.
Shirley. Moldova, 24,5' 5", slim and curvy, medium-large enhanced boobs, long black hair.
Looks like a curvier Miranda Kerr from a certain angle. Fantastic fake boobs. Good oral, deep but not all the way and some gentle ball licking. Sex was also good and she looked great in reverse cowgirl. Friendly yet reserved girl and the closest I came to getting a GFE. Saw her twice.
Julia. Bulgaria, mid to late 20's (medium height, voluptuous figure, medium sized boobs, big frizzy black hair.
Flirty and vivacious personality. Has a sexy gypsy girl look. Oral was really good but still no deepthroat. OWO and CIM offered for an extra 40 which I accepted. Decent session, though in hindsight not one I'm fussed about repeating.
Shireen. Germany, 34, looks like a slimmer version of the pornstar Shyla Stylez, tattoos all down her back and legs.
I love the pornstar look but less keen on tattoos. But I went for her anyway. Fairly raunchy in the room with good oral, no deepthroat, and good sex. It's a bit fake but I didn't care. Closest I got to having a PSE.
Esther. Germany, 24,5' 3", slim and petite with medium sized boobs, long brown hair.
Pretty girl who seems friendly enough. Service was rushed throughout. Immediately wanted to start with oral. Wanted to move onto sex after a minute of oral. Less than 10 minutes in she was asking me to cum. I faked an orgasm in doggystyle and ended it. Been around long enough to know a lost cause.
Julia. Romania, 30 but looks several years younger, 5' 3", slim and petite with small boobs, long blonde hair.
Flirty and extroverted. Decent service in terms of oral and sex. But she can't keep still which I found off putting. Always stopping and changing what she was doing. Fun for the right guy but not for me.
Stupid boy.In my opinion: another guy who has fell in love.
Hey everyone,
I'm planning to enjoy my first FKK experience in Artemis next week. I've been reading you guys' reports for a few days, so thanks for all the info! Do you guys know if we can watch football (soccer) games there? How's the LU these days? Also, did the dust settle on BBBJ?
Thanks.
TeddyBears
04-29-18, 15:09
Hey everyone,
I'm planning to enjoy my first FKK experience in Artemis next week. I've been reading you guys' reports for a few days, so thanks for all the info! Do you guys know if we can watch football (soccer) games there? How's the LU these days? Also, did the dust settle on BBBJ?
Thanks.They will show football in the wellness area downstairs if you ask them to.
They will show football in the wellness area downstairs if you ask them to.Only games involving German teams, otherwise super tiny chance.
Yes this one, if she's the one with silicone then it's her for sure. Wanted to visit Berlin but I have to know she's there. What a beauty OMG.She is definitely a beauty and also has a great attitude as compared to many Artemis girls. I don't remember the service anymore as I was with her last a few years ago, but I am sure that she is great. She will probably be coming back soon as most girls are returning now.
What did I tell you? What are you doing instead? Stupid boy. Sorry for that.
Note: Artemis' management is checking boards like that. Mr. BunnyLovers first post as a reaction of your question and my answer? Suspicious.Oh men, get off that three you went on. The guy wants to write and if the moderator didn't delete it, it is legit, so relax. This is an information forum, a blog of sorts where people can exchange whatever information that pleases them as long as it is legal and with in forum guidelines or rules. So, sit back on your little chair and don't call grown ups stupid boys, you are impertinent and rude. Your posting preferences are your own and not ours. Keep it that way. Insults are not welcome here.
Your posting preferences are your own and not ours. Keep it that way. Insults are not welcome here.Tu as raison et moi j'ai la paix. - Don't worry. I won't bother you anymore.
Tu as raison et moi j'ai la paix. - Don't worry. I won't bother you anymore.I'm not worried at all, but minimum respect is to he expected.
BoomBoomBoom
05-03-18, 04:37
I spent my first three nights at Artemis. First night I was a bit apprehensive, it's hard to get into the groove when it's set up like that but I had 4 sessions. All with BBBJ for extra ranging from 20-50. Didn't argue or negotiate. They'd ask nicely to change positions and subtly start saying oh I want you to cum inside me or change to doggy when they want to rush but it was done in an ok way that didn't bother me.
Second night repeated with one and 2 new girls. Same story and overall all were good. I had a Turkish girl and she was fun and wild.
Third night was tonight and 2 new and one repeat. Also a new Turkish girl and she was great too. 2 BBBJ for 50 and one for 30.
The repeats started to allow kissing with no upsell.
Overall at first the mechanical aspect bothered me and I didn't enjoy my first night but I think it's just as much my fault because I wasn't at ease yet.
I won't name names because of the BBBJ stuff but overall the few German ones that were there had the best attitude. Sweet and giggly. The Turkish ones that I went with were cool too and fun, but I saw some outside hanging with groups of guys and being a bit obnoxious.
Facility is well run although guys showering keep taking the wrong robes when they finish which is gross to wear another guy's robe.
Food sucks. Only ate the vegetables and butter sticks.
All the action is in the main bar, there's no point checking the other areas.
I'm returning to Artemis in two weeks & I doubt much will have changed since I last visited in February although I gather the Lockers are no longer key locked?
My main question is whether the outside area (weather permitting) is likely to be open as I've never experienced this despite this being my third visit?
Anyone there on 21st who would like to meet up for a drink please let me know.
TheGreenArrow
05-05-18, 07:46
Thanks Phariser and BunnyLover for your answer.
At Phariser: I did not see the issue of raising this topic in public as she said she was here only for 2 additional weeks and I guess she is working in some other places when she is not here.
At BunnyLover: I do understand your comment. But I was in Berlin only for one day for my work; living in France, it would be quite expensive (and time consuming) to go back there without being sure to find her just to ask if she would be willing to do it, considering she might answer no. So I have just sent a bottle to the sea. If someone recognize her or is going to Artemis in the following weeks: "Light dark skin, long curly dark blond hair, slim and about 160-165 cm, medium / small natural perfect boobs she is from Eritrea, 22 yo, living in Dusseldorf I think", just let me know and I would be very happy to send you a private message in which I would give you some personnel contact data to give her.
Thanks a lot guys, not that I really think that it's going to work, but at least I gave it a try I would have regretted it if I did not.Hi,
There all, so I have no visited an FKK since 2009. I was in Artemis last month and I am a little bit confused. There is a new rule where girls cannot give a blowjob without a condom. If it is illegal it then don't do it or don't go to the room with a client who wants it. I understand that the new rule says the guy needs to pay the 50 K and the girl is unpunished, so why does the guy pay extra if he takes the risk? Even if he doesn't take the risk, he should not pay extra, IMO. Let say that an extra is in order, why is it 50 euro. Can't it be reasonable? That leads me to my point, in Artemis, two girls (two dark short girls, one is called heaven or angel or something and has a pretty face with fake boobs and then her not pretty friend with big and very red lipps) offered me or tried to force me into the room for 300 hundred each for one hour including BBBJ. From what I am reading here, that is not so normal. I think that this is outrageous. In my next visits, I might as well go to an apartment or something more private if that is the case. Can any of the guys here shed some light on this? Thanks.
TheGreenArrow
05-05-18, 07:49
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3661-Any-Updates-on-the-new-law-and-the-clubs-Venus-F39
I'm returning to Artemis in two weeks & I doubt much will have changed since I last visited in February although I gather the Lockers are no longer key locked?
My main question is whether the outside area (weather permitting) is likely to be open as I've never experienced this despite this being my third visit?
Anyone there on 21st who would like to meet up for a drink please let me know.It is already open. Locker are with electronic chips, which is an improvement. However, you must leave a 10 euro key deposit in addition to the 80 euro entry.
Member #4733
05-05-18, 14:57
Hi,
There all, so I have no visited an FKK since 2009. I was in Artemis last month and I am a little bit confused. There is a new rule where girls cannot give a blowjob without a condom. If it is illegal it then don't do it or don't go to the room with a client who wants it. I understand that the new rule says the guy needs to pay the 50 K and the girl is unpunished, so why does the guy pay extra if he takes the risk? Even if he doesn't take the risk, he should not pay extra, IMO. Let say that an extra is in order, why is it 50 euro. Can't it be reasonable? That leads me to my point, in Artemis, two girls (two dark short girls, one is called heaven or angel or something and has a pretty face with fake boobs and then her not pretty friend with big and very red lipps) offered me or tried to force me into the room for 300 hundred each for one hour including BBBJ. From what I am reading here, that is not so normal. I think that this is outrageous. In my next visits, I might as well go to an apartment or something more private if that is the case. Can any of the guys here shed some light on this? Thanks.BBBJ is illegal in Germany now. So, if you want it you enter an illegal scene. The girl can ask anything she wants as it is illegal. If you get caught doing so, you will pay a huge penalty. Other clubs send girls away if they are reported giving BBBJ or asking money for it. The last one is the reason why clients report to the club management.
The two girls that wanted to rip you off is quite common. Never go with two girls if you don't know at least one of them. Two girls might also do the following: offer you a threesome for half an hour for 120 euro. That is a normal price. But if you kiss one of them and she then kisses the other girl you end up paying 100 euro extra (50 to each girl) for Lesbian action. There are several 'duo's' that try their game on you in Artemis. Just beware.
UltraHappy
05-05-18, 17:34
That leads me to my point, in Artemis, two girls (two dark short girls, one is called heaven or angel or something and has a pretty face with fake boobs and then her not pretty friend with big and very red lipps) offered me or tried to force me into the room for 300 hundred each for one hour including BBBJ. You are right. Sometimes the girls try ridiculous things when they think they found a sucker.
Easy solution: Just say no. Find someone who is not crazy.
BBBJ is illegal in Germany now. So, if you want it you enter an illegal scene. The girl can ask anything she wants as it is illegal. If you get caught doing so, you will pay a huge penalty. Other clubs send girls away if they are reported giving BBBJ or asking money for it. The last one is the reason why clients report to the club management.
The two girls that wanted to rip you off is quite common. Never go with two girls if you don't know at least one of them. Two girls might also do the following: offer you a threesome for half an hour for 120 euro. That is a normal price. But if you kiss one of them and she then kisses the other girl you end up paying 100 euro extra (50 to each girl) for Lesbian action. There are several 'duo's' that try their game on you in Artemis. Just beware.We can go to FKK in Austria or Switzerland if you are fly in monger, but BBBJ is on is most FKK in Germany still, but in oceans, palace and Artemis, girls try funny trick, but we can go else where.
Hi Fellas,
I have visited both FKK's and apartments in Berlin. Please tell me what I'm missing but what's the benefit of paying 80 euro to walk in when I can just visit an apartment with multiple girls? This is a real question.
Hi Fellas,
I have visited both FKK's and apartments in Berlin. Please tell me what I'm missing but what's the benefit of paying 80 euro to walk in when I can just visit an apartment with multiple girls? This is a real question.The girls are more clean at FKK and more girls and quality of girls optic is better at FKK.
Hi Fellas,
I have visited both FKK's and apartments in Berlin. Please tell me what I'm missing but what's the benefit of paying 80 euro to walk in when I can just visit an apartment with multiple girls? This is a real question.What's the point of your question? If you have been to both and don't see the point then just go to an apartment.
People have different sets of requirements. If your requirements are satisfied in an apartment, then you're good. Some people are vegan, their food is more expensive.
Hi Fellas,
I have visited both FKK's and apartments in Berlin. Please tell me what I'm missing but what's the benefit of paying 80 euro to walk in when I can just visit an apartment with multiple girls? This is a real question.I've only done "walk ins" in the UK, Holland & Thailand so cannot comment on precisely the German scene but both venues have their + & -.
Why I love FKK's is the massive choice of girls, the perverted fun in turning down the "Sharks", well being facilities & free food enabling me to spend several hours or a whole day there relaxing & watching everyone, the general relaxing atmosphere inside & in the garden & the most important thing a big buzz that I rarely get at "walk ins".
FKK's do have negatives and as you say can be expensive with the entrance fee unless you stay a long time. Alcohol can be pricey too.
Personally I would always choose an FKK & make a day out of it however if I was restricted on time or just wanted a "quickly" I would certainly choose a "walk in".
Der Auslander
05-07-18, 16:30
Hi Fellas,
I have visited both FKK's and apartments in Berlin. Please tell me what I'm missing but what's the benefit of paying 80 euro to walk in when I can just visit an apartment with multiple girls? This is a real question.If you think about it, the answer to this question is pretty obvious. The question itself should have probably been asked in the Lounge and Chat Area or General Info sections of the forum. Nevertheless in answer, some of the reasons why so many gentlemen visit FKK and Sauna Clubs is because (in no particular order of importance) they enjoy the facilities, the ladies, the food and drink, the general atmosphere and the possibility to meet and enjoy all of the above with friends and acquaintances. Some visit and go quickly but many (if not most) will spend a whole afternoon and evening is these establishments taking advantage of all the delights on offer. FKKs and Sauna Clubs are extremely popular. That is why the Germany. FKK Clubs is one of the most popular sections of ISG. Certainly more popular (by number of posts) than any other Germany section of the Board (including brothels and apartments).
If FKK and Sauna Clubs are not for you, fair enough! But remember that guys fly across the Atlantic (multiple times) and even from the West Coast of America just to visit these establishments. So they must be doing something right!
Hi Neworlean,
How can I get into the apartment scene as FKK suck especially in Berlin.
Hi Fellas,
I have visited both FKK's and apartments in Berlin. Please tell me what I'm missing but what's the benefit of paying 80 euro to walk in when I can just visit an apartment with multiple girls? This is a real question.
My background: late 20's, here for optics fuck (ideal is busty petite with good face, 18- 20 yo). 2 years since last visit to FKKs. Basic service good for me, don't need GFE.
1 week ago.
Day 7 and 8: Artemis.
Day 7: Thursday.
- Ruby: 27-28 yo, blonde, fake tits (shows some sag), good face, said she is Maldovan. Went with her because she reminded me of friend. Overall great service. Caring BJ and grinder me nicely with her on top. Not rushed, very caring to make me cum.
- Girl 2: not memorable. Some brunette.
Day 8: Friday, came back thinking might be change is line up even though lots of girls on Thursday night. Not much change, maybe only 10 girl I didn't see on Thursday.
- Gabby: blonde, Ro, 22 yo. Said she's been at Artemis for 4 years. Wished I could have had her when she started, but still nice tight body. Wanted to do her in cinema. First attempt to get her, but another guy took her. Upset but know I will get another chance. Went downstairs to check cinema, and there she is blowing the guy. I sit down to enjoy the show, she's very good. Another guy is watching them too. She's doing long blowjob, the fuck is quick. When she finish from shower I took her down again. Great BJ is confirmed, she did some fucking in cinema, but wanted to finish is room. Very good for me. Later saw the same other guy watching her fuck walk upstairs with her, they likely too fucked in cinema. He nodded to me and said "very good", indeed.
Overall: Action mostly in bar room. Very smoky. Facilities kinda cramped. Food was bad. One day they had salmon, but it was cold. I think they make beforehand and let it sit there for an hour before serving. My first salmon was undercooked, pink, eww.
Girls were on older side, many late 20's and 30's. Much more fake tits, but not nicely done like girls in Sharks with nice fake tits (Sharks also has more younger and naturals). Will not come back to this club unless major change is line up.
Hi Neworlean,
How can I get into the apartment scene as FKK suck especially in Berlin.Baiju,
What a nice nickname.
The first pen of my life was also a pelican, not white but blue. I miss him. Just do a little online research and you will find all the remaining apartment brothels, then just go there and ring the bell. But be aware, service should be shitty too.
Does Artemis have a father's day party and am I allowed to get in even without having own kids or is it a real men only party?
Member #4733
05-10-18, 11:01
Does Artemis have a father's day party and am I allowed to get in even without having own kids or is it a real men only party?Parties are meant to attract more customers. Not shut some of them out. Vatertag is big in Germany and all clubs try to get their share of men.
I'm due to visit the Club on Monday 21st May and was wondering if anyone had any experience about a typical Monday LU?
I just hope there will be a few decent girls to select from as opposed to the "sharks" that sometimes TRY and promote themselves.
I'm guessing it will be fairly quite (I will be there most of the day) but I have been on a Tuesday & although the girls said it was too quite for them I thought it was very busy with plenty of barbie types. Well busy enough for me!!
Parties are meant to attract more customers. Not shut some of them out. Vatertag is big in Germany and all clubs try to get their share of men.Oh yeah! I was just a little confused about the emphasis on "Father". What I could learned it is also called 'Maennertag' or 'Christi Himmelfahrt' and nowadays it is more like a celebration day for the whole family. However, I am sure that Father's Day Special with free beer (for every kind of man) and barbecue met with a great response.
But last time a girl said I am not allowed to come because I'm not a dad at all. (with a smile).
I was probably fooled again.
Thanks for the answer and have fun wherever you are.
TeddyBears
05-10-18, 17:50
I'm due to visit the Club on Monday 21st May and was wondering if anyone had any experience about a typical Monday LU?
I just hope there will be a few decent girls to select from as opposed to the "sharks" that sometimes TRY and promote themselves.
I'm guessing it will be fairly quite (I will be there most of the day) but I have been on a Tuesday & although the girls said it was too quite for them I thought it was very busy with plenty of barbie types. Well busy enough for me!!IMO Sundays, Mondays and Tuesday is about the same amount of girls at Artemis. These are the days I usually visit Artemis I tend to go there around 2 pm to have some breakfast before they close the dining area at 3 pm. At this hour there are usually only about 20 girls to choose from. Between 5 pm and 8 pm when day-shift and night-shift switches you usually find 50-70 girls on these days, always a few options at least for my taste!
DethManRulz
05-10-18, 18:05
Does Artemis have a father's day party and am I allowed to get in even without having own kids or is it a real men only party?It means you get to bring your kids with you to the club!
Friends,
I am planning to travel to Artemis directly from the airport. I will be carrying a cabin bag alone, sized up to 56 cm x 45 cm x 25 cm. Are the lockers large enough for such baggage?
Sorry for getting into technical matters!
Thanks.
Milfotronic
05-10-18, 21:26
Hi,
I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.
Cheers.
Hi,
I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.
Cheers.On both my visits to Artemis I've always found the place to be clean, in fact there are often service staff wondering about keeping the place in good order.
My main criticism is the food, I appreciate it's free but IMO it's awful!
Friends,
I am planning to travel to Artemis directly from the airport. I will be carrying a cabin bag alone, sized up to 56 cm x 45 cm x 25 cm. Are the lockers large enough for such baggage?
Sorry for getting into technical matters!
Thanks.If your bag doesn't fit in the locker they will store it for you in a room behind the reception desk. I always have a backpack with me that fits in the locker ok.
Hi,
I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.
Cheers.Cum drinking is mandatory ahead of every room. And there is cum in the baked potatoes for dinner. There is even a jaccuzzi with 80% cum and added air like in ice cream, for extra added moisture after a session. And then there is the cum bar downstairs. Built like an ice-bar, its walls, floor and ceiling is fully made out of frozen cum. Even the glasses are made out of hardened cum. The girls love it, and it is where you will find the hottest girls hanging out.
Enjoy your stay!
Hi everyone! (sorry for my English, I'm French).
I never have been in a FKK and I was wondering if the Artemis is a good one for a first time?
I heard that some girls try to rip newcomers off is that true?
Thanks in advance!
Member #4733
05-12-18, 08:55
Hi everyone! (sorry for my English, I'm French). I never have been in a FKK and I was wondering if the Artemis is a good one for a first time? I heard that some girls try to rip newcomers off is that true? Thanks in advance!Your English is clear to me. The easiest answer to your question is "Yes". But to give good advice after that is difficult. First, in any FKK a newbie will have these problems. Maybe ParkSauna Residenz is the exception but I didn't like it very much. In Artemis you can do one of the following. Talk to a girl for some time and if she wants to talk a bit more than it is likely that she will be less sharky. Girls that work on their own and not in groups usually are less sharky. Girls that tell you that they will kiss you usually are less sharky. In the early afternoon there is less business and a girl might take more time for you. There are some girls that have shown themselves to be not sharky but line-up in Artemis varies a lot. Mandy is a blonde Australian and she treated many men fairly. Jenna has big boobs and doesn't play customers. If German Emiglia is there, you should take her without hesitation. Do not ever take two girls in the room and do not ever take over confident or very popular girls into a room. Polish girls so far have not disappointed me in Artemis. If Polish Gabriela is there, you can take her to a room. And just remember that I have been there a lot and I haven been in quite a few FKK but still make wrong choices. Then simply finish the session and look for another girl. There are plenty and only some of them are really sharky.
Good luck. Oh, one thing more. As you are French, you could try some French website.
TeddyBears
05-12-18, 10:48
Hi everyone! (sorry for my English, I'm French).
I never have been in a FKK and I was wondering if the Artemis is a good one for a first time?
I heard that some girls try to rip newcomers off is that true?
Thanks in advance!Artemis is as good as anywhere to begin your FKK-experience. Many girls tries to hustle men if they get a chance not only newbies, the most important thing on a FKK or any club in the world for that matter is to talk to the girl before you go to her room so that you know what to expect, if the girl can't give you a few minutes of her time then most likely she's not a good choice anyway. This small matter can't be echoed enough it will save you a lot of euros and your time there will be much more pleasant!
I suggest you tell them you have been there before, take the virtual tour on their website so you know your way around. Have fun!
Thank you so much guys for your answers!
Last question and I leave you alone haha!
Are the girls fully naked or in lingerie at the Artemis? I know that in every FKK once a week there is a "special" day where girls are not fully naked but what is the actual meaning of "naked" in FKK? Just a thong maybe and topless or it depends?
Are they doing BBQ in that month?
Hermann666
05-13-18, 00:21
Even though the general rule is to always avoid sharks, one of my top ten experiences ever was with a shark I met hunting in the staircase at Artemis. Her name was Amina, with Iranian decent. I ended up doing several sessions with her. Non-smoker, good kisser and all three holes available. So there are exceptions to the rule.
Thank you so much guys for your answers!
Last question and I leave you alone haha!
Are the girls fully naked or in lingerie at the Artemis? I know that in every FKK once a week there is a "special" day where girls are not fully naked but what is the actual meaning of "naked" in FKK? Just a thong maybe and topless or it depends?Mixed. Some naked, some lingerie with tits out. Different from magnum I went to where they wear full lingerie covering tits.
It means you get to bring your kids with you to the club!A rule of my deceased mother was always to say politely "please" and "thank you" and that sincerely. Because of this I would like to express my gratitude for the helpful answer to my question.
I am touched. Nevertheless, with all the fun a very little decency should prevail.
Those German playgrounds are only for adult brats.
Hi everyone! (sorry for my English, I'm French).
I never have been in a FKK and I was wondering if the Artemis is a good one for a first time?
I heard that some girls try to rip newcomers off is that true?
Thanks in advance!Yes it is. Clubs are made perfect for ripping everybody off. Beware of the girls who play the game "I am so nice" perfectly. Those are the megalodons among the harmless sharks.
.I suggest you tell them you have been there before, take the virtual tour on their website so you know your way around. Have fun!Why you suggest somebody to lie about the number of his visits? Don't you know that management is reading? Even front desk will asked him if he is a first timer.
Are the girls fully naked or in lingerie at the Artemis? I know that in every FKK once a week there is a "special" day where girls are not fully naked but what is the actual meaning of "naked" in FKK? Just a thong maybe and topless or it depends?Naked actually means wrapped in a towel. Not every girl has so much self-confidence to present herself completely naked and likes to be watched for hours by voyeurs.
Are they doing BBQ in that month?I also wanted to go that day. I hope the weather is not nice. I prefer the ordinary food. Call the reception and then post the answer here.
Even though the general rule is to always avoid sharks, one of my top ten experiences ever was with a shark I met hunting in the staircase at Artemis. Her name was Amina, with Iranian decent. I ended up doing several sessions with her. Non-smoker, good kisser and all three holes available. So there are exceptions to the rule.She was my first ever Artemis room. 60 E for 11 minutes suck and fuck. But she didn't asked for a tip. I guess that is called GFE.
Sorry everybody. I am just moody and so tired.
Member #4636
05-13-18, 07:18
Naked actually means wrapped in a towel. Not every girl has so much self-confidence to present herself completely naked and likes to be watched for hours by voyeurs.They are wrapped in a towel only when they go for food, still there boobs are there!
They are completely naked except one lingerie day (usually Wednesday) and believe me they do have self-confidence to walk around while voyeurs check their pussy. I don't think they care.
Member #4733
05-13-18, 08:29
Naked actually means wrapped in a towel. Not every girl has so much self-confidence to present herself completely naked and likes to be watched for hours by voyeurs.Naked in Artemis used to mean fully naked. There are three valid exceptions to that rule.
1. Lingerie day.
2. Lunch / dinner: they wrap a towel, just above their breasts.
3. A bra after silicon implants, for a few weeks.
Girls however are quite resourceful. They will put on any clothes as long as they don't cover their breasts or pussy. So it might turn out a 'negative' from a bikini. Once you are aware of this, it can serve as a pastime to watch it.
I'm soon off again to Artemis, the excitement & anticipation builds up for me a few days before I visit, I'm like a kid in a sweetie shop LOL!
Obviously as the girls work independently no one will know the LU until the actual day but has anyone been very recently to Artemis?
If a few of my favourites (& some ladies I would like to try) are currently working there is a chance they will be there next week when I visit?
The ladies are; Sandra (busty), Nicole, Sidney & Sissie (all blondes).
Also Emiglia (German), Paige (English), Valentina, (Spanish) & Gabriela (Polish).
Monday night might be a bit quite anyway so I'm guessing I will be lucky if one or two of them will be working.
Many thanks.
P.S: I will compile a report if required upon my return as I will be there for around 15 hours. Stamina & wallet prevailing!
I'm soon off again to Artemis, the excitement & anticipation builds up for me a few days before I visit, I'm like a kid in a sweetie shop LOL!
Obviously as the girls work independently no one will know the LU until the actual day but has anyone been very recently to Artemis?
If a few of my favourites (& some ladies I would like to try) are currently working there is a chance they will be there next week when I visit?
The ladies are; Sandra (busty), Nicole, Sidney & Sissie (all blondes).I land on the on the 22nd, I won't be there till the 23rd, I am waiting for lingerer day! I read Wednesday is BBQ day. Not sure if May is the month for BBQ, I certainly hope so! I was there maybe 5-7 years ago? It was great and I got an awesome blowjob by a Hungarian chick, I like spit and drool! If anyone knows a chick that does, let me know.
Please report, I have not been back since the new rule. Has anyone been there recently? Is bareback blow jobs automatic? Do I have to haggle and give a surcharge? If so, this may be my last trip to Germany. BBBJ is the only reason I go to these fuck and suck Holidays! I was planning maybe checking out Club Nina's, has anyone been there? Is it worth it?
When I was in Artemis, German girl Susie and Daisy were working there. Those 2 were sisters, I only had Susie and she was rather mechanical, but nice. I was planning trying my luck out on street walkers on the 22nd, does anyone know the consequences on getting caught? I was planning to head out to Kurfürstenstrasse, however you spell it, and use the kino at LSD. I have never picked up a street walker in Berlin, so I like to try it. Does anyone know what they charge? And are they AO? I like the adrenaline on picking up hookers.
When does the you and S banh stop running? I hate to miss my train. I am only in Berlin for 2 days, then Dusseldorf, Cologne, and Frankfurt. Its a fuckfest for me! But I am rather concern with the new law. I have money to burn, but I find it a turn off if I must beg and pay more. I feel as if they have more leeway because of that. Most likely I will refuse to pay for it and not do any fucking and sucking, no matter how great they look.
To those that have, were you able to do CIM? I remember Artemis was rather more, 50 more I beleive? Is that still available? I remember GT was only 20-25 more?
Please report, I have not been back since the new rule. Has anyone been there recently? Is bareback blow jobs automatic? Do I have to haggle and give a surcharge? If so, this may be my last trip to Germany. BBBJ is the only reason I go to these fuck and suck Holidays!Always depends on girl, but from recent experience, plan on paying 50 e extra for anything above basic service.
Member #4733
05-14-18, 19:15
I was planning trying my luck out on street walkers on the 22nd, does anyone know the consequences on getting caught? I was planning to head out to Kurfrstenstrasse, however you spell it, and use the kino at LSD. I have never picked up a street walker in Berlin, so I like to try it. Does anyone know what they charge? And are they AO? I like the adrenaline on picking up hookers. I only have seen street walkers. Never do them. Their number and looks are in decline. You won't be caught because of the street walker but if you are caught for BB then you might be paying for quite a while.
When does the you and S banh stop running? I hate to miss my train. I am only in Berlin for 2 days, then Dusseldorf, Cologne, and Frankfurt. Its a fuckfest for me! https://www.bahn.com/en/view/index.shtml will give you the necessary info. They have an app as well. Just look for "Berlin Westkreuz" etc. To Hauptbahnhof it seems that on May 24 the S-bahn will only stop between 1 AM and 3 AM. But just try it yourself. Not all lines will have that service. It is actually S-bahn (mostly above ground level) and you-bahn (mostly under ground level).
But I am rather concern with the new law.Asking for AO and worries about getting caught. Yes, you should be concerned with those wishes. I want to tell you that CBJ has not disappointed me lately.
I have money to burn, but I find it a turn off if I must beg and pay more. I feel as if they have more leeway because of that.Certainly true in Artemis but other clubs don't allow girls to ask money for things the law does not allow. You can just make clear appointments in the lounge. Remember that if you want CIM in Artemis you pay for CIM and for BBBJ. That might add up to 100 euro easily.
Please report, I have not been back since the new rule. Has anyone been there recently? Is bareback blow jobs automatic? Do I have to haggle and give a surcharge?
To those that have, were you able to do CIM? I remember Artemis was rather more, 50 more I beleive? Is that still available? I remember GT was only 20-25 more?Since the introduction of the new law I have been offered BBBJ for an extra €50, €30 & at no extra cost. There are also some girls who will only provide CBJ. It really depends on (a) The girl, (b) Your negotiation skills.
Regards CIM it's never really been "my thing" but I've often been offered this many times for an extra €50.
IMO if you've never met the girl before the chat beforehand is most important not only to ascertain the services she provides but to try & gauge her personality & likelihood of providing a good service.
For me this is all part of the fun!
If anyone wishes to know whether any particular individual is currently working at Artemis or indeed anything else, just drop me a line as I will be there tomorrow for nearly the whole day. So I will have a bit of spare "down time" to aid recovery.
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