FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Danny227]

Hi PayForIt,

Red head Anabel? Does she has long reddish dreadlocks? She is German, tall, skinny, fake tits, around 25 years old?Anabel is natural, red hair, no deadlocks, nit very skinny as ass is a little extra. Very pretty face. You can't miss her.

[Mr Ho]

I understand that guys like cheap sex. But its never going to be cheap in Artemis because of the 80 entry. I don't understand why any guy who just wants a quick 30 minute fuck to satisfy a need would go to an FKK at all. There a far better looking escorts in brothels which charge no entry fee. So even if you got incredibly lucky at Artemis and found a girl who gave great service for 30 minutes for 60, you'the have paid 140 for that 30 minutes due to having paid 80 to enter. Why do that? You can go to some bordellos in Berlin with flat rate 80 entry and you can fuck up to 4 girls for as long as you want. Or if you prefer a really pretty girl, pay an escort who might charge 150 for an hour but is on a higher level than most girls in FKKs.

I think most guys who go to FKKs want more than one quick 30 min session but then I'm a tourist so that's what I do and see. But if it was really all about 30 min sessions and out you wouldn't see the same guy in the club all night.

There is no doubting whatsoever that the average age in this club has gone up. But it was always higher than in NRW and Hessen, always had more silicones and girls with tattoos. I don't see that much has changed at all. Not because I have my eyes closed but because it's like it always was save for two exceptions which are that there were also a lot more younger girls mixed in than there are now and it was easier years ago to get girls going to the room for 60 with all included..What I like about FKK set up is that you can see the girls you fuck before sex and with escort you rely on agency to choose the girl for you because you cannot tell how she look in photos of escort agencies on their websites etc.

And in FKK, you do see these escort girls working on their low season days. These girls are the best, but upsell can be extreme.

[Nooky Ninja]

BlueBudgie made nice, balanced, very useful report of Artemis visit this past week, but posted on Berlin thread. Wish he also included names but still shows what is possible (again) if you keep calm. In case he does not copy it over, hope all read it:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=2349106&viewfull=1#post2349106

[Member #4636]

I understand that guys like cheap sex. But its never going to be cheap in Artemis because of the 80 entry. I don't understand why any guy who just wants a quick 30 minute fuck to satisfy a need would go to an FKK at all. There a far better looking escorts in brothels which charge no entry fee. So even if you got incredibly lucky at Artemis and found a girl who gave great service for 30 minutes for 60, you'the have paid 140 for that 30 minutes due to having paid 80 to enter. Why do that? You can go to some bordellos in Berlin with flat rate 80 entry and you can fuck up to 4 girls for as long as you want. Or if you prefer a really pretty girl, pay an escort who might charge 150 for an hour but is on a higher level than most girls in FKKs..I have also thought about this, why men go to FKK when you can get much better service and higher class look girls outside?

I think that men like going to FKK because these clubs sell the harem feeling. Men go there and they like the feeling they can pick from a bunch of pussies walking around them, makes them feel like gods they can pick and fuck any girl they want. With escort girls and as Mr. Ho mentioned you have the risk the girl will not exactly look like the pic, but hey sometimes she looks even better!

[PrincePunt]

Hey guys,

I'm going to Germany in a couple of days. I'm going to Berlin first then Frankfurt.

I want to break my FKK virginity. Is Artemis worth it or should I visit the FKK's in Frankfurt?

[PayForIt]

I have also thought about this, why men go to FKK when you can get much better service and higher class look girls outside?

I think that men like going to FKK because these clubs sell the harem feeling. Men go there and they like the feeling they can pick from a bunch of pussies walking around them, makes them feel like gods they can pick and fuck any girl they want. With escort girls and as Mr. Ho mentioned you have the risk the girl will not exactly look like the pic, but hey sometimes she looks even better!That's the point exactly. Couldn't agree more. It's the "I'm Caesar" / harem feel which attracts the men. FKK sex is not cheap. There were moans and grumbles when I tried to price compare and a few guys were most unhappy about a willingness to accept rooms at more than 100/ hour. Truth is, as you say, better service and looks can be found outside, and probably for less when entrance fee is taken into account, but it is the magical feeling of being surrounded by many naked girls, all available for sex, who you can leisurely choose from. For that privilege it is worth the higher price.

[PayForIt]

Hey guys,

I'm going to Germany in a couple of days. I'm going to Berlin first then Frankfurt.

I want to break my FKK virginity. Is Artemis worth it or should I visit the FKK's in Frankfurt?I broke my FKK virginity in Artemis in 2013 and won't forget it. Remember the girls are older here than most FKKs. It's also the most expensive club on entry and price per session (by 10 e for every 30 minutes). I think a great intro to FKKs would be FKK World in Frankfurt. Lovely club, less hassle, but not as strong a line up as Sharks or Oase where you find much more upselling.

[ExpatLover]

What I like about FKK set up is that you can see the girls you fuck before sex and with escort you rely on agency to choose the girl for you because you cannot tell how she look in photos of escort agencies on their websites etc.

And in FKK, you do see these escort girls working on their low season days. These girls are the best, but upsell can be extreme.Sorry but my experiences are completely opposite to yours, real beauty, fresh and student will never work in a FKK, the risk to meet a friend from the parents or a family member is far too high, only the girls who have nothing to lose will work in a FKK, that is why so many girls are coming from Romania. A real escort is not ready to show her body for free to everyone and she will have a significant number of regulars so no need to get fucked for 50 euros. How many french, Italian, Belgium, dutch, German girls are working in brothels or FKK in Germany, I can tell you very very few and if any she will be there for a very short time, or she has some serious mental issues.

[PinballMachine]

I have also thought about this, why men go to FKK when you can get much better service and higher class look girls outside?

I think that men like going to FKK because these clubs sell the harem feeling. Men go there and they like the feeling they can pick from a bunch of pussies walking around them, makes them feel like gods they can pick and fuck any girl they want. With escort girls and as Mr. Ho mentioned you have the risk the girl will not exactly look like the pic, but hey sometimes she looks even better!Much better service and higher class look girls outside? Really?

In Berlin escort girls that are "better service and higher class look girls " is way more expensive than girls at Artemis.

Be free to prove me wrong by posting links.

[Member #4636]

That's the point exactly. Couldn't agree more. It's the "I'm Caesar" / harem feel which attracts the men. FKK sex is not cheap. There were moans and grumbles when I tried to price compare and a few guys were most unhappy about a willingness to accept rooms at more than 100/ hour. Truth is, as you say, better service and looks can be found outside, and probably for less when entrance fee is taken into account, but it is the magical feeling of being surrounded by many naked girls, all available for sex, who you can leisurely choose from. For that privilege it is worth the higher price.Personally I don't like that there are so many naked girls around available. I prefer to see them sexy dressed and give me the opportunity to hunt and get the trophy.

So it doesn't make so much impression to me (except from the view from behind when some girls bent over to talk or to get something. LOL LOL).

[Danny227]

Much better service and higher class look girls outside? Really?

In Berlin escort girls that are "better service and higher class look girls " is way more expensive than girls at Artemis.

Be free to prove me wrong by posting links.Actually some really good offers. Try salon prestige less than a kilometer from Artemis. New van kampen is not so cheap, but has some beauties. If you check berlinintim and kaufmich also you can find some good offers.

Normally when you for a certain amount of tine, you get what you paid for. The only thing is that it is come and go, no chatting and choosing so much. And, there ia not whole day experience. No sauna or whirlpool after the sex and no kitchen for food.

Also, many reviews online for girls, so you can do research on services.

I find that Hamburg and Hessen have much more escort options, but Berlin is not "poor" so you can try it. Don't forget to share your findings. Good luck mate.

[Member #4636]

Much better service and higher class look girls outside? Really?

In Berlin escort girls that are "better service and higher class look girls " is way more expensive than girls at Artemis.

Be free to prove me wrong by posting links.I wasn't referring to Berlin exactly and I have no idea about the look of the escorts there. At least in my country almost all escort girls look better than what I see in Artemis and Frankfurt clubs while the service is 140/ hour and only extras are anal and CIM / COF around 20-30 euro each. So better and cheaper than aggressive and rude FKK girls. Even on some random Berlin escort sites I see some cute faces and reasonable prices.

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escorts/berlin/

https://www.privatmodelleberlin.com/en/

[Pistons]

I think most people not from Berlin goes to Artemis because of lack of knowledge regarding the rest of the p6 market in Berlin. Call it stupid tourism / business travellers if you'd like. And transportation convenience.

[PayForIt]

Personally I don't like that there are so many naked girls around available. I prefer to see them sexy dressed and give me the opportunity to hunt and get the trophy.

So it doesn't make so much impression to me (except from the view from behind when some girls bent over to talk or to get something. LOL LOL).It's really interesting. I monger more in Spain than I do in Germany. Quite apart from the weather normally being better, I like the girls being dressed in very elegant dresses and seeing them undress slowly in the room. But I love being surrounded by the many naked girls in an FKK too. Particularly at Oase, Sharks or World on a sunny day, lazing by the pool and watching many naked girls in the pool or walking by. I had one afternoon I shall never forget at Oase sunbathing with three slim lovely girls, they were naked, I was naked, oil rubbed everywhere (no charge), nice (paid for) BBBJ at poolside by one of them but deliberately without a finish so that I could continue to be excited by their presence. But then if I'm in FKK land for 3 days or more, I feel like the allure of naked bodies drains away. In fact I grow bored of seeing so many boobs and asses. I long for a short skirt, stockings not fully on display, elegant evening wear, a low cut top showing cleavage.

Are we never happy?! How wonderful to have the mix of two fabulous experiences on offer. I got criticised earlier this week for comparing FKKs with Vive Madrid. The best week in a year is to be able to sample the 20 or 30 girls of 9 or 10/10 standard at Vive (never seen such a collection anywhere else in the World) then hop over to DE for the naked harem. Or vice versa. Doesn't really matter!

[Mr Ho]

Sorry but my experiences are completely opposite to yours, real beauty, fresh and student will never work in a FKK, the risk to meet a friend from the parents or a family member is far too high, only the girls who have nothing to lose will work in a FKK, that is why so many girls are coming from Romania. A real escort is not ready to show her body for free to everyone and she will have a significant number of regulars so no need to get fucked for 50 euros. How many french, Italian, Belgium, dutch, German girls are working in brothels or FKK in Germany, I can tell you very very few and if any she will be there for a very short time, or she has some serious mental issues.Before 2015, there used to be quite many Germans working, especially in summer months of July and August. After registration law, and even before that it is getting less and less. The reason I left Artemis in 2015 is because of decline of line up and extreme upsell that got to the level of hustling.

I am going back this late summer after long years away, I hope it will be good day. All I need is just one or two stunner to be found in large numbers of line up.

[PinballMachine]

Pinball Machine: Thanks. Glad you liked the report and hope you'll like this one too..Really liked it man, thumbs up!

Natasha, what does she look like?

Any more German girls present than the ones you already mentioned?

Thanks.

[PayForIt]

Really liked it man, thumbs up!

Natasha, what does she look like?

Any more German girls present than the ones you already mentioned?

Thanks.Natasha is mousey brown hair, slime, late 20's, sits on side of bar in the lounge (not the back side of bar with the wall close). Very sexy.

Lilia who The Cane wrote about is German from Kiel. She was there. Pretty face and lovely girl but too heavy in body for me.

Jess and her friend Arla (walk together. Only been there 2 weeks according to other girls, Both dark. Jess slimmer with lots of tattoos and piercing and long talon nails. Her friend is ok 7/10.

I'm sure there were more but I only speak to the ones who look slim / pretty!

Have a great time when you go and be sure to report back.

[The Cane]

Lilia who The Cane wrote about is German from Kiel. She was there. Pretty face and lovely girl but too heavy in body for me.I'm not the only one to write about Lilia. Several here have. She's not one who I would describe as being "heavy", but to be fair, it's been a long while since I have seen her. She could have gained some weight.

[Member #4636]

It's really interesting. I monger more in Spain than I do in Germany. Quite apart from the weather normally being better, I like the girls being dressed in very elegant dresses and seeing them undress slowly in the room. But I love being surrounded by the many naked girls in an FKK too. Particularly at Oase, Sharks or World on a sunny day, lazing by the pool and watching many naked girls in the pool or walking by. I had one afternoon I shall never forget at Oase sunbathing with three slim lovely girls, they were naked, I was naked, oil rubbed everywhere (no charge), nice (paid for) BBBJ at poolside by one of them but deliberately without a finish so that I could continue to be excited by their presence. But then if I'm in FKK land for 3 days or more, I feel like the allure of naked bodies drains away. In fact I grow bored of seeing so many boobs and asses. I long for a short skirt, stockings not fully on display, elegant evening wear, a low cut top showing cleavage.

Are we never happy?! How wonderful to have the mix of two fabulous experiences on offer. I got criticised earlier this week for comparing FKKs with Vive Madrid. The best week in a year is to be able to sample the 20 or 30 girls of 9 or 10/10 standard at Vive (never seen such a collection anywhere else in the World) then hop over to DE for the naked harem. Or vice versa. Doesn't really matter!For me it is not a matter of mix.Comparing Vive with German FKK it is like comparing a Lexus with a Lada LOL. There is nothing more aphrodisiac for a man to win the trophy of an elegant and sexy woman. Yes you pay for that even in Vive or Globe but the look of girls is much better, Where is the stockings, the mini, the leggings and all those lovely high heels that we men love in FKK? And as you say after 3 days (for me after 30 minutes) the allure of naked bodies just drains away.

[MaxSquatter]

Any Mariella sightings? You or anyone else seen her? Mid twenties German blonde, pretty face, no tats, natural height, bust and build.


Natasha is mousey brown hair, slime, late 20's, sits on side of bar in the lounge (not the back side of bar with the wall close). Very sexy.

Lilia who The Cane wrote about is German from Kiel. She was there. Pretty face and lovely girl but too heavy in body for me.

Jess and her friend Arla (walk together. Only been there 2 weeks according to other girls, Both dark. Jess slimmer with lots of tattoos and piercing and long talon nails. Her friend is ok 7/10.

I'm sure there were more but I only speak to the ones who look slim / pretty!

Have a great time when you go and be sure to report back.

[PrincePunt]

I broke my FKK virginity in Artemis in 2013 and won't forget it. Remember the girls are older here than most FKKs. It's also the most expensive club on entry and price per session (by 10 e for every 30 minutes). I think a great intro to FKKs would be FKK World in Frankfurt. Lovely club, less hassle, but not as strong a line up as Sharks or Oase where you find much more upselling.Thanks.

I've been going thru this place and I got the idea that Artemis is too pricey. If I got the time I'll try FKK world.

[SuppenHuhn]

I saw Mariella last Saturday.

[Danny227]

Any Mariella sightings? You or anyone else seen her? Mid twenties German blonde, pretty face, no tats, natural height, bust and build.Should be there every day, but not Monday.

[Danny227]

Thanks.

I've been going thru this place and I got the idea that Artemis is too pricey. If I got the time I'll try FKK world.World LU is terrible. Stay away. Go sharks or LR or GT.

[MaxSquatter]

How did she look? Did you go with her? Love when she wears her hair curly.


I saw Mariella last Saturday.

[ExpatLover]

Thanks.

I've been going thru this place and I got the idea that Artemis is too pricey. If I got the time I'll try FKK world.But Berlin to Giesse is a long trip will cost more than the price difference of the entry or girls, better to go to Oase or Shark, World LU is significantly lower.

[PayForIt]

But Berlin to Giesse is a long trip will cost more than the price difference of the entry or girls, better to go to Oase or Shark, World LU is significantly lower.All true and the reports on the LU in World being very poor should make him think. But I suggested it as a very gentle introduction into the world of FKK. Sharks would be quite an introduction as would Oase. But the upselling and shark behaviour of the girls would not make them the best clubs for a first timer IMHO. But ultimately LU is king and if World is poor then it is to be avoided.

[ZimmerBaby]

World LU is terrible. Stay away. Go sharks or LR or GT.LR 2019 offers the fantastic service Artemis offered me in 2009,10 and 11. And no, I do not receive commission. Or wait, the guy in the kitchen smiled and licked his lips when he asked: "do you want more sauce for your Spargel (asparagus)? I replied: "Yes baby, give me your lovely sauce, disperse it on my lovely German succulent Spargels" .

Maybe that was a sort of payment, I don't know.

[PayForIt]

LR 2019 offers the fantastic service Artemis offered me in 2009,10 and 11. I'm pleased the service is good because the main lounge is so cancer inducing with 50+ people smoking and barely an escape if its not hot that the service would need to be worth dying for. Literally. I will never return. It is like queuing up for lung cancer. The World's top 50 women could be in there and I wouldn't risk it.

[ExpatLover]

World LU is terrible. Stay away. Go sharks or LR or GT.Let him try. World was my favorite club several years back but there are always the same girls around getting older and older, no more worth to spend my money and time.

[ZimmerBaby]

I'm pleased the service is good because the main lounge is so cancer inducing with 50+ people smoking and barely an escape if its not hot that the service would need to be worth dying for. Literally. I will never return. It is like queuing up for lung cancer. The World's top 50 women could be in there and I wouldn't risk it.I always use protection at Artemis and LR: https://www.mirasafety.com/.

[ExpatLover]

I'm pleased the service is good because the main lounge is so cancer inducing with 50+ people smoking and barely an escape if its not hot that the service would need to be worth dying for. Literally. I will never return. It is like queuing up for lung cancer. The World's top 50 women could be in there and I wouldn't risk it.Same for me I am a no smoker and it is a terrible place for me, will not return.

[Danny227]

Let him try. World was my favorite club several years back but there are always the same girls around getting older and older, no more worth to spend my money and time.Every one is free to do as they please. World was one my favorites as well. Now even that same group of girls that are very loyal group of aging girls left world in favor of Sharks. Waste of time and money and a far drive even on the weekend.

[Chernosun]

Does anyone know if Juliana (Romanian, slim, brunette and slightly crazy) is still there? Also I think she had a red haired friend with tattoos.

[ExpatLover]

Every one is free to do as they please. World was one my favorites as well. Now even that same group of girls that are very loyal group of aging girls left world in favor of Sharks. Waste of time and money and a far drive even on the weekend.I think only 2 girls left to Shark but Diana, Kimberley, Roberta, Selena and many others are still there.

[Carassius]

I have a quick question. Is the price always 60€ no matter how basic treatment you want. Can I for example offer one of the girls 20€ for handjob in the cinema or in on of the rooms?

[PinballMachine]

Paid a visit to Artemis together with a friend last Friday July 26th.

Will make a report about girls later but just wanted to tell something that bothered me first.

In the outdoor pool Arab guys were bathing with their underpants on (not bathing shorts but their cotton underpants / underwear), disgusting. And when walking up from the pool area they were spitting on the pavers both near the pool and also after the stairs just before the outside dinner tables. Again disgusting behaviour.

A real pity that staff / management do not take actions against this really unpleasant behaviour. This should not be the case with an 80 euro entry fee.

[Danny227]

Paid a visit to Artemis together with a friend last Friday July 26th.

Will make a report about girls later but just wanted to tell something that bothered me first.

In the outdoor pool Arab guys were bathing with their underpants on (not bathing shorts but their cotton underpants / underwear), disgusting. And when walking up from the pool area they were spitting on the pavers both near the pool and also after the stairs just before the outside dinner tables. Again disgusting behaviour.

A real pity that staff / management do not take actions against this really unpleasant behaviour. This should not be the case with an 80 euro entry fee.That happens quite a lot. When massage guys or security has a chance to see they will comment, but most times they don't see. Same goes in the sauna where guests, don't use a towel and go in to the pool without washing. Spit in the water. Probably [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) as well. Not much can be done.

There is no screening of guests, any sub culture individual with 80 euro and of age (18+), can enter the club.

Waiting for your girls report.

[Danny227]

I think only 2 girls left to Shark but Diana, Kimberley, Roberta, Selena and many others are still there.No. 6-8 girls minimum left for sharks.

[Nooky Ninja]

Jst wanted to tell something that bothered me first...A real pity that staff / management do not take actions against this really unpleasant behaviour. Why write about this here? Plenty of A staff around pool or kitchen-you could have complained when it happened, pointed out the bad people to staff or front desk, and had the evil ones expelled, imprisoned, sent to Siberia, etc.

Ninja think, of all the disgusting things that probably go on upstairs every minute, this pretty low level stuff, in chlorinated pool, or areas under hot sun. But not fan of public spitting, so Ninja stick to fucking in Statsbibliotek and safe apartment, wearing HazMat suit (ordered through Zimmerbaby, who gets discounts on these). It is a dirty world.

[Danny227]

Why write about this here? Plenty of A staff around pool or kitchen-you could have complained when it happened, pointed out the bad people to staff or front desk, and had the evil ones expelled, imprisoned, sent to Siberia, etc.

Ninja think, of all the disgusting things that probably go on upstairs every minute, this pretty low level stuff, in chlorinated pool, or areas under hot sun. But not fan of public spitting, so Ninja stick to fucking in Statsbibliotek and safe apartment, wearing HazMat suit (ordered through Zimmerbaby, who gets discounts on these). It is a dirty world.Yes, great idea to point out a bunch of men spitting in the pool, smart too. I am actually very interested in reading this as I like to enjoy the facility and this destroys the atmosphere. So thank you for posting. Even if Ninja does not approve, I and I am sure many more like your post.

Even though, the Artemis facility is normally very clean, this is good to know.

Google reviews are by people that most likely don't know this forum are not different.

[Mr Ho]

There is no screening of guests, any sub culture individual with 80 euro and of age (18+), can enter the club..In GT they have tendency to refuse some clients, how they choose is mystery. Personally, I never had any problem getting into any FKK and also I never witness any clients being refused upon entry.

However, in 10 years of German FKK experience, I only saw very very few black clients, I saw few, even spoke with some of them, but not many black clients at all in German FKK for some reason.

[Danny227]

In GT they have tendency to refuse some clients, how they choose is mystery. Personally, I never had any problem getting into any FKK and also I never witness any clients being refused upon entry.

However, in 10 years of German FKK experience, I only saw very very few black clients, I saw few, even spoke with some of them, but not many black clients at all in German FKK for some reason.GT rejects middle eastern looking people.

[Mr Ho]

GT rejects middle eastern looking people.I wonder why that is. Maybe something must happened before.

Also at Oceans, it says with big sign by the reception that no biker gangs are allowed in.

[PinballMachine]

Why write about this here? Plenty of A staff around pool or kitchen-you could have complained when it happened, pointed out the bad people to staff or front desk, and had the evil ones expelled, imprisoned, sent to Siberia, etc.

Ninja think, of all the disgusting things that probably go on upstairs every minute, this pretty low level stuff, in chlorinated pool, or areas under hot sun. But not fan of public spitting, so Ninja stick to fucking in Statsbibliotek and safe apartment, wearing HazMat suit (ordered through Zimmerbaby, who gets discounts on these). It is a dirty world.I wrote about it because I hope management sometimes read this forum and because it bothered me. Me and my friend both paid an 80 Euro entrance fee but neither one of us wanted to use the pool that Arabian guys were in their underpants, and then they were spitting on the pavers. Disgusting, filthy behaviour that took away the good feeling of relaxing in the club before having sex with the chicks.

Plenty of A-staff around? Is that a bad joke? Fact is that there are no staff around the pool area and inside only bar girls and the front-desk-lady. Kitchen "staff" visible during breakfast and dinner time but they do not care about guests pool-behaviour. The only time you see security or "management" is when they fetch a plate of coffee or drinks from the bar. Maybe they deal with drunk or rude guys on late hours, that I do not know.

[ExpatLover]

Paid a visit to Artemis together with a friend last Friday July 26th.

Will make a report about girls later but just wanted to tell something that bothered me first.

In the outdoor pool Arab guys were bathing with their underpants on (not bathing shorts but their cotton underpants / underwear), disgusting. And when walking up from the pool area they were spitting on the pavers both near the pool and also after the stairs just before the outside dinner tables. Again disgusting behaviour.

A real pity that staff / management do not take actions against this really unpleasant behaviour. This should not be the case with an 80 euro entry fee.This is happening more and more often in most of the clubs, that it is why also a lot of senior mongers prefer to stay outside the clubs starting by me. Shark, Ocean, Samya, Oase, even World are really experiencing those kind of clients mostly Friday and Saturday evening.

[Nooky Ninja]

neither one of us wanted to use the pool that Arabian guys were in their underpants, and then they were spitting on the pavers. Disgusting, filthy behaviour that took away the good feeling of relaxing in the club before having sex with the chicks.Plenty of A-staff around? Is that a bad joke? Fact is that there are no staff around the pool area

First, side remark on unimportant details that go against the forum's purpose of complaining how awful all is: recommend Fana, RO, dark hair, booberiffic MILF, great service, fair price.

Now, just remember those same disgusting guys are sometimes upstairs with the girls you seek. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ninja observe many times at least 2 staff go through pool area at least every 20-30 min to collect drink glasses, and every hour to collect towels from back shower areas. So plenty of chance to report. You can yes go to bar or front desk. You can fill out complaint / suggestion form. Just enough now here.

[MongerForSex]

I am from Brazil, I am interested to go to Germany before going to Thailand but heard law changed, now girls don't offer BBBJ anymore. I can't fuck a girl without BBBJ.

How common is BBBJ in Germany? Especially in FKK clubs.

[Mr Ho]

I am from Brazil, I am interested to go to Germany before going to Thailand but heard law changed, now girls don't offer BBBJ anymore. I can't fuck a girl without BBBJ.

How common is BBBJ in Germany? Especially in FKK clubs.Very common, as long as you pay a bit more like 20 to 40 euro more depending on girls and how you negotiate.

I am a sucker for BBBJ too.

[Optimist]

Very common, as long as you pay a bit more like 20 to 40 euro more depending on girls and how you negotiate.

I am a sucker for BBBJ too.No need ever to pay more. Although of course some girls will ask extra for almost everything.

[Downandup]

I am from Brazil, I am interested to go to Germany before going to Thailand but heard law changed, now girls don't offer BBBJ anymore. I can't fuck a girl without BBBJ.

How common is BBBJ in Germany? Especially in FKK clubs.Sem camisinha is normal but some will insist on condom to get more money from you.

[Danny227]

First, side remark on unimportant details that go against the forum's purpose of complaining how awful all is: recommend Fana, RO, dark hair, booberiffic MILF, great service, fair price.

Now, just remember those same disgusting guys are sometimes upstairs with the girls you seek. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ninja observe many times at least 2 staff go through pool area at least every 20-30 min to collect drink glasses, and every hour to collect towels from back shower areas. So plenty of chance to report. You can yes go to bar or front desk. You can fill out complaint / suggestion form. Just enough now here.Quite honestly, we do not abide or live by Ninja rules. Most of us here actually find his post beneficial. Ninja, if you don't like, you do not have to read, but as long as forum moderators allow the post because it has no derogatory language and users find it informative, it will be nice if you stop this dictator approach of already second time telling the guy what to write. Please let it be amigo. "Arghhhhhhhhh" and "Just enough now here" not your job to set the rules. It happens in many clubs and many of these types are rude and aggressive. No normal person want to deal with them directly or indirectly. But you are more than welcome to follow your own advice and fill the form and go to reception and do whatever pleases you. People have different methods of solving different problems and some people like to share it here. It is their right. Cheers mate.

[Mr Ho]

No need ever to pay more..That would be ideal. It is like that in NRW FKK.

[ExpatLover]

I wrote about it because I hope management sometimes read this forum and because it bothered me. Me and my friend both paid an 80 Euro entrance fee but neither one of us wanted to use the pool that Arabian guys were in their underpants, and then they were spitting on the pavers. Disgusting, filthy behaviour that took away the good feeling of relaxing in the club before having sex with the chicks.

Plenty of A-staff around? Is that a bad joke? Fact is that there are no staff around the pool area and inside only bar girls and the front-desk-lady. Kitchen "staff" visible during breakfast and dinner time but they do not care about guests pool-behaviour. The only time you see security or "management" is when they fetch a plate of coffee or drinks from the bar. Maybe they deal with drunk or rude guys on late hours, that I do not know.The new customers of most of the clubs and prostitutes are with migration background, the world is changing rapidly, we have to adapt or to find other places, I have already chosen the second option, I hate having to fight with uneducated guys, full of negative testosterone, feeling strong when they are in groups. No showering nude.

[Nooky Ninja]

Quite honestly, we do not abide or live by Ninja rules. Most of us here actually find his post beneficial. And Ninja has right to say there are other, better ways to deal with this. Not "rules" but different view based on facts. This thread has become 90% complaining vs reviews to help people, such as PayforIt's some weeks back. Best would be to start new thread "Why I hate Artemis" and then you all can just go crazy. But Danny, Ninja thank you because you help make decision to quit forum easy. Just completely fed up with how silly and useless this thread has become, just full of pointless anger and frustration, and waste of time to read. So as you need always to have last word, you have it. Done, ciao, syonara.

[Danny227]

And Ninja has right to say there are other, better ways to deal with this. Not "rules" but different view based on facts. This thread has become 90% complaining vs reviews to help people, such as PayforIt's some weeks back. Best would be to start new thread "Why I hate Artemis" and then you all can just go crazy. But Danny, Ninja thank you because you help make decision to quit forum easy. Just completely fed up with how silly and useless this thread has become, just full of pointless anger and frustration, and waste of time to read. So as you need always to have last word, you have it. Done, ciao, syonara.Mister Ninja has the absolute right to express an opinion like all of us, even a strong opinion. Mister Ninja does not have the right, absolutely not, to tell people what to write. And please excuse me, but if you are "fed up" and all the other very descriptive language you use, you also have the absolute right to stop using this thread. Now really, please, let people be. You can force others. Cheers mate.

[Johnny Bull]

OK, looks like I arrived in a not so great moment. I've been following Ninja's posts for months while unregistered and the day I joined he decided to quit. Really bad timing.

I would like to share my experience visiting Artemis by the end of last July, in a Sunday.

I saw a post saying that there's no point in recommending girls, but I think that's the only fair way of doing a bit of advertising to the most professional ones. Of course, your experience may vary depending on many factors, like how much you would like to expend, how was her mood in the day and even how much she liked you.

I arrived at the club around 4 PM and, after taking a shower and putting my robe, went to the main bar which was a bit empty. Talked to some girls who approached me, from places like Hungary, Moldova and Romania. A Czech girl, Nicole, almost convinced me of going upstairs. She appears to have a natural body, medium-sized boobs, and looks this "girl who was kinda ugly in high school so I put I lot of effort in looking nice now that I'm an adult". The problem is that I was a bit tired and wanted to rest, sitting and observing the girls around for a while.

One thing that really caught my attention, while sitting at the bar, is that people seems to love Annabelle, the Latvian (or German, depending how you consider someone who moved to another country as a kid) red-headed skinny girl with an almost unbelievable pretty face. She doesn't stay by the bar for more than 5 minutes straight. When she gets there, it's for sure that someone will immediately approach her and ask to go upstairs. I saw this happening at least twice before I would be able to talk to her. Other girls sit there for hours, literally, and get no customers.

Knowing that I would have to wait a bit more to see Annabelle, I went downstairs, thinking about enjoying a sauna. I immediately gave up on this idea when I saw an old guy jerking off in there. Thinking that it would be nice to just lay down by the indoor pool hearing the waterfall sound, I tried to relax. A couple minutes later, a Jamaican girl came poking my shoulder and trying to make conversation. I talked a bit to her and said that by that moment I would prefer to rest. A few moments later, the same girl again poked my shoulder, pointing to Nicole, who was asking why I was laying down there and not having fun upstairs. Like, really, how hard it is to understand that someone who is almost falling asleep doesn't want to be bothered?

Realizing that it would be impossible to rest in there, I went back to the bar. Annabelle returned to there almost at the same time as me, and seeing I was looking at her, came to talk to me. To be honest, I was a bit afraid that she could be one of those rude girls. She is clearly the most cute girl in there, easily top 1%, so I thought she might be too full of herself. But boy, how wrong I was! She's one the most lovely and sympathetic girls I ever met. Clearly the kind of girl you would like to bring to family barbecues in the weekend and walk holding hands in a shopping mall.

Talking about her services, someone mentioned here a few days ago, that no matter what you pay to her, you get nothing. I'm not sure what would be that definition of "nothing", cause she was really straight when defining what she does or not for money. She charges 40 for BBBJ, but it's not up for anal. She said she also doesn't like DATY, which is really sad as I really wanted to shove my face in her lightly-pink-almost-just-white pussy. One thing that she's not good is at handjobs, as I'm not sure why, as even with oil she almost hurt my dick. Even though, I spent two hours (standard 120/ h) with her and, together with the extra plus tip, paid her 300. Bonus points for how cute is she giving many little kisses (not DFK) with her gorgeous lips.

When leaving the room, I took a shower and went to the external pool, which was way more crowded than the bar. I guess many people don't really see a point in staying inside a building during summer. After eating barbecue, I went back to the bar, where I talked to this Iranian / Turkish girl which I can't remember the name, but she's so different than the other girls that you can't miss her. She has a really well distributed body, with a big butt. It took me a while to grasp the prices for her services, as she explain them in a somewhat confusing way. She said something like ". *60 for half an hour basics, but for 120 we can do everything except anal and if you want no condom is 50 extra". I was a bit afraid of this "no condom" thing, until I realized that she meant BBBJ. When I asked how much would be the price for one hour, she said that it would also be 120, which made the explanation even more confusing.

I was positively surprised in the room with her. She's probably the girl who most like sex I ever heard of. Putting the condom with her own mouth, she sucked me like there's no tomorrow. I never put my dick in a vacuum cleaner, but I guess it would be a reasonable comparison. When doing doggy, she has this "no hands thing", where she uses her butt to position your dick and then suck it inside her pussy. Maybe that's a known pompoir technique, but I had never seen before. It's truly amazing. She's also really good at expressing how much she's enjoying DATY and smiling at you all the time. Top-notch service. By the end I stayed for one hour and, together with tip, paid her 150.

After these three hours, plus the time I spent lurking at the bar and both pools, I left there a little after 10 PM. Spent 450 (not counting the 80 entrance) and went home happy for meeting a super-cute girl that could totally be a Hollywood star or at least a highly-successful model and another totally crazy-for-sex chick.

As a wise man once said: "most of my money I spent on women and drinks. All the rest I wasted".

[PayForIt]

And Ninja has right to say there are other, better ways to deal with this. Not "rules" but different view based on facts. This thread has become 90% complaining vs reviews to help people, such as PayforIt's some weeks back. Best would be to start new thread "Why I hate Artemis" and then you all can just go crazy. But Danny, Ninja thank you because you help make decision to quit forum easy. Just completely fed up with how silly and useless this thread has become, just full of pointless anger and frustration, and waste of time to read. So as you need always to have last word, you have it. Done, ciao, syonara.Sadly over the past couple of years this forum has changed. To be fair, that probably reflects the downturn of the club itself. But what this forum can least afford is for experienced contributors. And in that I include both Ninja and Danny, to jump ship. I therefore ask Ninja to reconsider his decision to leave the forum. His contributions have been very valuable to others.

If a restaurant was once the best in town, but now plods along in 4th place, it doesn't mean the food there became bad or the place should be avoided. Artemis is not as good as it was 5 years ago. That cannot seriously be disputed I don't think by any of us. But it is not awful and a great time can be had there. It just needs more effort than before.

I would say this: I'm not sure it was ever without silicones or tattoos! At least when I first visited in 2013 (oh the memory!) those features were present then. But not as much as now and there were indeed younger girls as Mr Ho often has commented.

The real problem at this club is the total lack of competition. If Sharks started having 50%+ older girls for example, it would close quickly. Punters would soon divert to the other options (6 of them! So the management at Artemis don't need to try too hard. What I find most odd is that Berlin is such a better City to be in than Frankfurt, Dusseldorf, Cologne and yet it doesn't attract the better looking girls even though prices in Artemis are a little higher than elsewhere. So I can only think that the management do not encourage younger, slimmer girls to work there. I recall discussing this with a very intelligent girl in Sharks one night. She said she worked in the club days and returned to Frankfurt because there was a very hard-lined clique of German girls at Artemis and often newcomers are made to feel awkward / unwanted. Maybe that got around and girls don't want it. Or maybe its the tough regime on health. Artemis insists all girls are tested for infections every couple of weeks.

But bashing the club constantly really doesn't help any of us. Indeed it is more likely to cause less punters to visit. That in turn means less decent looking girls will ever want to work there. And so on. I don't ask anyone to lie and say it's become Nirvana overnight. But it would help greatly if senior members who attend post about girls they have enjoyed even if they did have to hunt them out a bit more.

I had two fabulous nights there recently and although I sessioned twice with Carla (once in a threesome) there were more than enough girls I would have been happy to also try such that had I been there 5 days I would have had a good time and a lot of different girls. And I'm picky! I don't go with fat girls, and I don't much like big silicones. But I still missed out on several very attractive girls. It's really not all that bad. Not as good as it was, but far from bad.

I hope Ninja and Danny agree to down their battle gear and get back to the club and let us have some great reports on their experiences. Ninja. If you do leave this forum I personally wish you well and hope you will return and I thank you for your valuable contributions. Hopefully you'll reconsider.

[ZimmerBaby]

And Ninja has right to say there are other, better ways to deal with this. Not "rules" but different view based on facts. This thread has become 90% complaining vs reviews to help people, such as PayforIt's some weeks back. Best would be to start new thread "Why I hate Artemis" and then you all can just go crazy. But Danny, Ninja thank you because you help make decision to quit forum easy. Just completely fed up with how silly and useless this thread has become, just full of pointless anger and frustration, and waste of time to read. So as you need always to have last word, you have it. Done, ciao, syonara.No baby, please don't go. We need reliable sources / esteemed senior members. You are mucho importante organ donor for p4p in Berlin in general. Just calm down, listen to this "Tribute to Nooky". Imagine I hold you, stare in your eyes and sing this for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlHcYjA3lWQ

Can you imagine the beautiful scene where I play this Spanish guitar for you while wearing the white Artemis robe? Yes baby, please stay.

[Danny227]

Sadly over the past couple of years this forum has changed. To be fair, that probably reflects the downturn of the club itself. But what this forum can least afford is for experienced contributors. And in that I include both Ninja and Danny, to jump ship. I therefore ask Ninja to reconsider his decision to leave the forum. His contributions have been very valuable to others.

If a restaurant was once the best in town, but now plods along in 4th place, it doesn't mean the food there became bad or the place should be avoided. Artemis is not as good as it was 5 years ago. That cannot seriously be disputed I don't think by any of us. But it is not awful and a great time can be had there. It just needs more effort than before.

I would say this: I'm not sure it was ever without silicones or tattoos! At least when I first visited in 2013 (oh the memory!) those features were present then. But not as much as now and there were indeed younger girls as Mr Ho often has commented..Zimmerbaby, you are just too funny, thanks.

Now, nobody is jumping from any ships and no need to be melodramatic. One of the most fun and interesting features of healthy communication is the freedom of expression. The influx of many converging opinions. People can say what they want.

I am one that is know to express a strong opinion or disagree, but there is a long way to allow, disallowing, forbidding, etc' is going to far. Lets put things in perspective, we all want to fuck, we all want to get good service and we all have an opinion after we do that. How about we keep it light and let people fuck, enjoy, eat, shit and freely express their opinions. It is only pussy. Have fun guys.

[PinballMachine]

Well, every forum has its polizei, and in this one it is Nooky.

But hey nooky, when was your last report of visiting Artemis?

Please feel free to make a visit and then a perfect report of that and telling all staff members of everything that bothers you and then fill out several pages of questionnaires before you head back to home.

Wold be appreciated.

[PayForIt]

No baby, please don't go. We need reliable sources / esteemed senior members. Well looking back I think he deserves more of a request to stay than many others! But I did smile at your post at least.

Here is the real issue. With the exception of one brand new poster, I went back 6 pages and I can only find my own reports on visits and girls. The forum is meant to be about information sharing for mutual benefit. Currently, it's not. It's about moaning about how things have declined, or recently one guy taking the trouble to log onto this forum to attack this "dump" of a club and say he'the never return. He didn't reply when I asked what on earth he is doing reading contributions to a forum for a club he will never attend!

So people can express views, hard line views, honest thoughts, comments on shit around the pool, etc but the truth is that almost NOTHING is volunteered in this forum currently which either encourages people to attend the club, or gives them advice on who to session with when they do. Oh for the days in the Oase thread when Syzygies and others posted long lists of girls and rated them. It would really be great to get back to people posting about the girls.

[Mr Ho]

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I would say this: I'm not sure it was ever without silicones or tattoos! At least when I first visited in 2013 (oh the memory!) those features were present then. But not as much as now and there were indeed younger girls as Mr Ho often has commented..I am going to Artemis after 4 years of avoiding Artemis this late summer, so I will let you guys know how it improved back to how it was in early 2010's. Or how they did not change, but got even worst.

All I am asking Artemis is throw in few, just 2 or 3 real beautiful model type stunner German girls like there used to be few of in vast diverse line up of Artemis.

As for facility, for me, I prefer Artemis the most in Germany and Berlin is my favorite city in Germany so, it will be nice to see my old once upon a time favorite club Artemis back on track.

It is always too sad to see good club turned bad like what a waste and spoil of beautiful good thing. It all went odd after polizei raiding Artemis.

[ExpatLover]

I am going to Artemis after 4 years of avoiding Artemis this late summer, so I will let you guys know how it improved back to how it was in early 2010's. Or how they did not change, but got even worst.

All I am asking Artemis is throw in few, just 2 or 3 real beautiful model type stunner German girls like there used to be few of in vast diverse line up of Artemis.

As for facility, for me, I prefer Artemis the most in Germany and Berlin is my favorite city in Germany so, it will be nice to see my old once upon a time favorite club Artemis back on track.

It is always too sad to see good club turned bad like what a waste and spoil of beautiful good thing. It all went odd after polizei raiding Artemis.I think that you have too much money and free time, no need to go there it is just a tourist trap.

[Danny227]

Well looking back I think he deserves more of a request to stay than many others! But I did smile at your post at least.

Here is the real issue. With the exception of one brand new poster, I went back 6 pages and I can only find my own reports on visits and girls. The forum is meant to be about information sharing for mutual benefit. Currently, it's not. It's about moaning about how things have declined, or recently one guy taking the trouble to log onto this forum to attack this "dump" of a club and say he'the never return. He didn't reply when I asked what on earth he is doing reading contributions to a forum for a club he will never attend!

So people can express views, hard line views, honest thoughts, comments on shit around the pool, etc but the truth is that almost NOTHING is volunteered in this forum currently which either encourages people to attend the club, or gives them advice on who to session with when they do. Oh for the days in the Oase thread when Syzygies and others posted long lists of girls and rated them. It would really be great to get back to people posting about the girls.Reports are not only about girls, they are about overall experience. If people say in such a sweeping majority that Artemis is down from its glory days and sunk into the abyss, then one, it might help people make smart destination decisions (these trips are not cheap and most of us use vacation days) and two it is peoples way to provide a review that expresses there gratitude or disappointment, just like a restaurant.

Also, most people are tourists that don't know girl names or remember them.

Oase days with lists still happen on Oase threads in German language forums. Artemis never had lists of names for the same reason, not many English speaking repeat clients. And not as many German repeat clients as in Oase or its parallels because most German customers refuse to pay the Artemis absence prices.

Will be great to have detailed girl lists for Artemis but the reality is that we never had them and most likely never will.

All clubs are on the decline at the moment, but Artemis is leading the way proudly.

[Mr Ho]

I think that you have too much money and free time, no need to go there it is just a tourist trap.Well, I already bought ticket and hotel room, so I am going buddy, but I will try to make best out of it. I got so much good memories there since year 2009 to 2015.

[Sirioja]

Reports are not only about girls, they are about overall experience. If people say in such a sweeping majority that Artemis is down from its glory days and sunk into the abyss, then one, it might help people make smart destination decisions (these trips are not cheap and most of us use vacation days) and two it is peoples way to provide a review that expresses there gratitude or disappointment, just like a restaurant.

Also, most people are tourists that don't know girl names or remember them.

Oase days with lists still happen on Oase threads in German language forums. Artemis never had lists of names for the same reason, not many English speaking repeat clients. And not as many German repeat clients as in Oase or its parallels because most German customers refuse to pay the Artemis absence prices.

Will be great to have detailed girl lists for Artemis but the reality is that we never had them and most likely never will.

All clubs are on the decline at the moment, but Artemis is leading the way proudly.I would not say all clubs, Oase is improving a bit for girls behavior on 2019, Andiamo Villach was a rather good surprise, but Wellcum became Austrian Sharks: quantity but lack of quality, even I might be very unlucky if I missed Mila for few days. Only 1 girl could have changed from disappointment to pleasure, but so average casting with lack of pretty faces, like at Sharks. Not only Artemis falling, even silicon show Globe is not on top on this Summer, but Freubad north Bern was a really good surprise with a rare pleasure, before room, for love in bed, and even after room, like lovers, she discovering sexuality. Can still find real pleasures even not so often now.

[Danny227]

I would not say all clubs, Oase is improving a bit for girls behavior on 2019, Andiamo Villach was a rather good surprise, but Wellcum became Austrian Sharks: quantity but lack of quality, even I might be very unlucky if I missed Mila for few days. Only 1 girl could have changed from disappointment to pleasure, but so average casting with lack of pretty faces, like at Sharks. Not only Artemis falling, even silicon show Globe is not on top on this Summer, but Freubad north Bern was a really good surprise with a rare pleasure, before room, for love in bed, and even after room, like lovers, she discovering sexuality. Can still find real pleasures even not so often now.I agree overall.

Yep, I actually heard Andiamo was good for a while now. For me, Oase has been on a very strong decline in the last years, of course I have some good days if I get lucky with the girls. But overall, it is a downward sloping line with some spikes or good data points. Probability to get. A good room is gradually declining.

Wellcum was bad for me last time, but I still manage to have good days at sharks.

[Sirioja]

I agree overall.

Yep, I actually heard Andiamo was good for a while now. For me, Oase has been on a very strong decline in the last years, of course I have some good days if I get lucky with the girls. But overall, it is a downward sloping line with some spikes or good data points. Probability to get. A good room is gradually declining.

Wellcum was bad for me last time, but I still manage to have good days at sharks.New management at Andiamo, free alcohol on August, even whisky or vodka, so drunk guys at night. Sara asked me to help her: can You stay with me, so the drunk left because she was with me, after I saved her day with our room as she said, 190 € and violent orgasmus. But complicated to get kissing at Andiamo, more than at Wellcum. I find some girls have better behavior at Oase on 2019 . Lack of beauties for me at Sharks, unfortunately. I found prettier at Oase on 2019.

[AssGuy26]

First time to a FKK, so I might not be as jaded / used to the good old days as some reporters here. I'm also fine with CBJ as I once caught the clap from a BBJ, and while I don't usually turn it down unless a girl looks very unclean, a CBJ doesn't bother me too much.

The cons.

1) Drink price is expensive at 10 e a drink. Granted, they don't skimp on the alcohol, but still. Makes it very expensive if you're reasonably tolerant and want to have a light buzz going throughout 7-8 hours.

2) Lineup is indeed silicone heavy, and generally older girls. For some people that might be fine, but I prefer natural / young, even if it means they don't look like models.

3) I went on a Monday night, and there weren't that many girls. Wish I'd been in Berlin on a Thursday, but wasn't to be. Still a fair amount of guys, definitely more men than women.

4) Food isn't great, but it isn't terrible either.

5) Some of the older, uglier girls can approach you and try to convince you to session them, however a polite but firm no sends them away.

6) For non smokers like me, the bar is smokey. Not the worst thing I've ever experienced, but if you're sensitive it could be an issue, especially as this is where 80% of the girls hang out.

The pros:

1) It really is a magical experience being surrounded by attractive naked woman, knowing you can fuck any of them. Regardless of people saying FKK's are going down hill, I still think it's an experience everyone should try at least once!

2) I sessioned 3 ladies and all of them were fair and gave me exactly what they said they would. One was a GFE for 110 e for 30 minutes, the other two just the standard covered fuck and suck for 60 e. They would chat with me until I asked them for their services, then list them with details.

3) The 3 ladies I did session were all fun, friendly, cute and polite, both out of room and in room. I didn't get any clock watching vibes nor did it feel mechanical. It wasn't the most passionate love making I've ever had, but pretty good for someone I'd only known for 10 minutes. They were all happy to blow me as long as I wanted, and would happily move to any position I wanted.

4) Facilities are great, outdoor pool, indoor pool, jacuzzi, sauna, kino all feel modern and clean. I never got bothered when relaxing in those areas. The rooms themselves are also pretty luxe, and with mirrors so you get some nice visuals.

5) A little thing, but it was easily accessible by public transport, which can save up to 50 e on return cab rides for a tourist like me.

Overall I liked the experience, I probably wouldn't go there more than once a month due to bad VFM if I was a local, but it's definitely got me interested in experiencing other FKK's!

(Sorry I didn't remember any of the names of the girls, but I went with one Ukrainian and two Bulgarians).

[InsolentSpike]

First of all let me begin by saying thank you to everyone on this forum. I have been reading the reports on here for the last 15 years! After all those years of hoping to find a travel buddy to join me to ease the daunting task of traveling solo I finally decided to just say fuck it and go by myself! I am so glad I did! I come from Southern California so proximity is definitely an issue for me. This post will include different visits to the club on different timelines. I booked a trip to the city of Berlin for a week in Germany. I studied a bit of German during my undergrad years so I have a little knowledge of the basics. This was all fun as I began to use it during my arrival to the city and what not. As I had been planning for years to visit this great club a quite substantial budget was brought along as well.

I ended up going to Artemis 5 days total during the week that I was there. Now that I look back I should have minimized the days of the visits to save on the entry fee and use that money towards more of the girls but hey it was my first time there so it is what it is. I must also add that as a Latino male with a darker complexion this did bring initial worries about discrimination in the country and the club. So glad I was WRONG! I have also read many recent reports about the club going downhill but I am glad to say that for me every encounter with the exception of 1 was very positive for me.

I went each day at 11 when they opened and left at around 5. I know this probably limited my choices but not a fan of crowded areas so that's what I did.

First day Sunday June 10,2018.

I walked in to the club and after paying I saw what looked like a traditional strip club. BEAUTIFUL women walking around but they were NAKED! I must also add that as a darker male I have always had fantasies about having relations with white women with blonde hair and blue or green eyes. So because of this I definitely was picky at first but that quickly became a non factor for me. As I walked into the lounge area where they serve drinks I was immediately overwhelmed by the women inside. All eyes were on me and it was too much to handle so I walked directly to the pool area through the lounge and stayed outside for a few minutes. Once I gathered myself together I went back inside and sat down. I was quickly approached by a Hungarian woman with glasses. She was on the heavier side with glasses so she wasn't my type. I was nice however and told her that I was going to wait a little before making a decision. After several minutes she got a bit upset and eventually walked away. She would later see my around in the club and was clearly not happy about not choosing her LOL. Almost immediately as the Hungarian girl walked away a tall BLONDE girl came to sit down with me. As she fit my criteria mentioned earlier I made the jump immediately and went to a room.

Girl 1 Very tall and thin from Germany but unfortunately forgot her name. She had a onesie that she kept on during the entire encounter which I did not mind at all.

60 as I wanted only basic to break the ice. I was very satisfied as she was very vocal and into it and pretty much let me do whatever I wanted!

Girl 2 Turkish Girl who wears really big high heels. 150 for 1 hour with BBBJ with massage included. I know I overpaid but did not do it again with any other girls but luckily the service was great.

She was very vocal as well and the BBBJ was nothing special but it was there and real! She also allowed me to do anything I wanted so was satisfied as well.

Tuesday June 12,2018. This was the BEST day I have ever had with the exception of one girl.

Girl 1 Amy from Stuttgart. Probably the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my opinion.

Paid my entry and immediately went downstairs to check out the sauna area as the club had literally just opened. Amy was downstairs and a quick "hallo" was exchanged and I continued walking. I quickly realized how stupid this was and ran back to Amy. She was about to walk up the stairs back to the lounge. She could tell that it was love at first sight and asked if I wanted to go with her.

60 for basic. Amy's personality is amazing which made the experience with her that much better. Her covered oral was great her eye contact was amazing. Seeing those blue eyes stare at me while she was sucking on my member were too much for me to handle. She would laugh as each time she would do it I would break eye contract. I could not believe this was real and not a dream. Asked for her to get on top and literally lasted about a minute. As this was the most beautiful girl I was not able to last LOL.

Girl 2 Tall Hungarian woman. Only negative experience. Forgot her name.

60 for basic. This girl was very attractive so when she asked me to go upstairs I quickly agreed. Once she realized I did not want any extras her tone changed. Her oral was very fast and we moved to doggy. I was literally thrusting for about a minute when she pulled away and said I would have to extend the time if I wanted to continue. I did not agree and laughed when she asked for a tip. Paid her basic and sent her away.

Girl 3 Jada from Lebanon.

After my negative experience with the tall Hungarian woman I was approached by Jada. The funny thing is the tall Hungarian woman is a friend of Jada's and when she saw me with Jada she told her something about me in German. Jada asked me what happened and I told her about the situation. Jada said that for some girls time is money to which I agreed.

60 for basic with Jada. Jada was very nice. Covered oral was great and quickly went for doggy. My member was still hard from the previous negative experience so I quickly finished with Jada within about a minute LOL.

Girl 4 Very muscular German woman. Curly blonde hair and did not speak English so had to use my limited German.

60 for basic. I had my eyes on this woman the entire visit and made sure to go with her when she finally approached me. It is funny because although I am in my early 30's I do look still look like a high school student. This woman has to be in her mid 40's if not maybe 50's LOL. As we went upstairs we had everyone staring at us the girls and the mongers LOL. This woman was one of my better sessions. Her covered oral was great and she positioned herself so that I could see her pussy from the mirror. I made sure to grab and squeeze her ass and not once did she complain. We moved to doggy and I made sure to pound her very hard. She took all of it like a champ!

As I was leaving a black haired greek girl asked to go upstairs. I told her the next day as I was very tired and would be coming back.

Wednesday June 13.

I walked in and made it a mission to find Amy. I would not be so lucky as she was constantly going upstairs for long periods of time.

Girl 1 Black Haired Greek Girl. Forgot her name.

She was surprised to see that I followed up on my word to see her and we went upstairs. She offered anal but I explained that this is not something appeals to me.

60 for basic. Her oral was great but she went down licked my balls. This was a new experience for me that I rewarded her with a tip LOL. Soon moved to doggy and she was very vocal and showed pleasure. Pounded her hard and paid her for her services.

Girl 2 Romanian Girl from Bucharest with Bangs. Sits on the stools with a friend at the entrance of the lounge. Forgot her name.

This girl was not really my type but I decided to go with her. 60 for basic. She allowed me to do whatever I wanted.

Girl 3. Skinny blonde from Berlin. Forgot name.

This woman was very beautiful as well. I ranked her almost up there with Amy.

60 for basic. Offered BBBJ to which I said no. As soon as she began her covered oral I regretted my decision. Lots of eye contact just like Amy which made it a great session. Was not able to finish but she gave a handjob to completion.

Thursday June 14 and Friday June 15.

Amy again LOL.

I decided that Amy would be the only girl I would see. I sat down on the stools next to the lounge to make sure that I saw her as she walked in. The Romanian girl and her friend asked me who I was waiting for her and claimed they did not know her. They chatted with me until Amy finally arrived. Amy instantly asked me if I was looking for her the day before to which I said yes but that she was very busy so I couldn't see her.

Thursday and Friday decided to do an hour session each day with Amy. Same great personality and lots of eye contact during the sessions. I informed Amy that I would be leaving the next day and he jokingly said "see you again when?" I told her in November and off I went.

Overall this was a very positive experience for me. All of the girls were great with the exception of the one tall Hungarian woman. I know I made a rookie mistake by going up immediately with the girls but glad it worked out for me.

[InsolentSpike]

Immediately booked another trip to Berlin for November 2018. I made it a mission to see Amy again LOL which was a mistake as she was on vacation.

I also decided to limit the large number of visits to two as I quickly realized I could have used that entry fee money for more sessions when I went in June.

Day 1 Thursday November 22,2018.

Arrived to Artemis feeling like a champ ready to pound Amy again! After several hours of not seeing her and telling other girls I was not interested I decided to ask the receptionist. Very nice older lady with short hair and glasses. She told me she was not sure about Amy but to ask her later. Later one she gave me the unfortunate news that Amy was not in town.

I took my losses and began to look around thought the club. In the stairs I was approached two German women. One was Mariella from Hamburg and her friend to which I forgot her name.

Mariella asked if I wanted the two of them to which I did not agree on and off they went.

Girl 1 Mariella from Hamburg.

Several minutes later I decided that I wanted to go upstairs with Mariella. She had darker blonde hair but she still matched my criteria of having blue / green eyes and blonde hair LOL.

Upstairs Mariella offered BBBJ to which I said yes immediately. This was probably one of my best orals I have ever experienced. Mariella made a lot of eye contact just like Amy and I also was unable to believe this was happening again! She allowed to play with her body and she was going down on my member and we soon moved to doggy. During doggy Mariella stared at me the entire time while I stared back at times which allowed me to pound her even harder with each thrust! 110 for half with BBBJ which I was very happy to do so.

About an hour later I decide to go with Mariella and did a repeat of the previous session again. It was amazing again.

As I was leaving the friend of Mariella informed me that Mariella had told her I was very nice and respectable and because of that she wanted to go with me as well.

I informed her that I was leaving but that I would gladly go with her the next day.

Day 2.

Walked in and immediately went downstairs for a nap. Woke up and saw the muscular older German woman from my June 2018 visit. I remembered what a great session that was with her so I decided to approach her and go with her again.

Girl 1 Older muscular German woman blonde curly hair. Forgot her name. No English so had to use my limited German.

She was just as great as the last time I had seen her in June. No English but we made it work LOL. Once again everyone was staring at us due to our age difference LOL.

Decided to do BBBJ with her this time and I am glad I did. 110 for 30 minutes and it was just as great as I thought it would be. This time instead of straight doggy I asked her to get on top. She happily agreed and I made sure to pound her very had this way. She began to moan showing that she was enjoying the thrusting. Soon switched to doogy and once again thrusted her very hard until completion. Left very happy again and paid her.

Girl 2 Mariellas friend. Also from Germany but forgot from where and her name also.

She approached me and reminded me that I had agreed to see her from the day before. I told her I am a man of my word and off we went! 110 for BBBJ included and this session was very well also. She spoke very good English and seeing her go up and down my member was a great sight to see. She said I would need to do the work so we went at is in missionary LOL. This was no problem and her moans showed that she was enjoying her pounding as well!

So even though my whole reason for coming was Amy this did not ruin my experience. Had 4 great sessions with 3 girls and left a very happy man once again.

I also went to Freudenhaus Hase and Anni Porsche but that is for another thread.

[InsolentSpike]

After having great experiences at Artemis in June and November of 2019 I decided to go a third time for June 2019. Booked my flight from SoCal and off I went again!

Once again decided to limit my visit to Artemis to two days to use more money on the women!

Tuesday June 25,2019.

Walked in to Artemis and was instantly recognized by the receptionist LOL. Very pretty blonde younger woman. I asked her about Amy and she informed my that it was Amy's first day back from vacation! You can imagine my face upon hearing that information LOL.

Walked in and began to look for Amy. Was not able to see her for about an hour. I quickly realized that once again she was going upstairs for long periods of time. After awhile I went into the lounge and once again was mesmerized by the women inside. I made a mistake and saw a girl that I thought was Amy sitting down in the sofas near the entrance to the cafeteria. She was with a friend so I walked up to the girl and quickly realized it was not Amy. I felt terrible and decided to go upstairs with her as to not waste her time. I am glad I did and she was great as well.

Girl 1 Elena or Helena from Ukraine. Green eyes and blonde hair which you know matches my criteria =).

Decided to basic with Elena and she had no problem with that. Very nice oral and she would play with my body as well! Quickly asked her to get on top. She began to do the work herself which was an amazing view. I then decided to do the work myself and finished rather quickly after quick rapid thrusting into her. Was very happy and paid her for her time.

About an hour later I did see Amy and she was surprised to see me after a year absence. She was happy to see me but informed that she had several "appointments" and asked if I would be willing to wait. I agreed so off I went to look for Elena again.

Elena girl for session 2.

Repeat with Elena again 60 for basic and everything was just as good as the first time.

I was about to leave since Amy was so busy but decided to wait and took a nap. Finally at around 5 Amy came out of the girls area and saw me around the stair case. She immediately went up to me and off we went!

Girl 2 session 3 Amy from Stuggart 29 years old. Blonde Blue Eyes =).

Amy was glad to see me and she even remembered about the things we talked about the year before. She even remembered that my birthday was in June and asked if it had passed. Lets just say she gave me a late present that I will never forget!!

Once again Amy was amazing. 120 for an hour with her. Lots of eye contact during oral and great service as always. I must mention that in the hour Amy allowed me to finish two times which other girls don't always do regardless of the time of the session.

Amy was very happy and informed that she would be there the next day again.

Wednesday June 26.

I arrived happy that I would see Amy again but I soon received unfortunate news. Amy went up to me near the showers and informed me that once I had left the day before she went to check her phone. She saw that she had an appointment for 6 hours with a guy that is one of her regulars. She was saying that maybe he wouldn't show up so to make sure I would keep looking for her. I was devastated to hear but Amy apologized and said she looked for me but I had already left the day before. I took my loss and went downstairs for a long nap session and swim.

About 3 hours later I soon realized that the guy did show up because Amy was nowhere to be seen. I went back to look for Elena and there she was again.

60 again for basic and another great session with Elena again. I was sad that Amy was busy but glad that I was able to be with her the day before.

So that is 3 different months that I have gone to Germany for Artemis! I went five times in June. Two in November and Two in June the following year. I know that's a lot of money on entry fees but I am sure the locals to go Berlin have paid many entrance fees as well LOL.

Overall, after going to Artemis three different time of the year I am glad to say that I have only had 1 negative experience. My fear of being discriminated for being a darker skinned man was just a fear and no one at Artemis or even in Germany had any issues with that. Everyone was very nice and welcoming throughout my visits.

I can safely say that I am now hooked and will go back soon LOL.

[Danny227]

After having great experiences at Artemis in June and November of 2019 I decided to go a third time for June 2019. Booked my flight from SoCal and off I went again!

Once again decided to limit my visit to Artemis to two days to use more money on the women!

Tuesday June 25,2019.

Walked in to Artemis and was instantly recognized by the receptionist LOL. Very pretty blonde younger woman. I asked her about Amy and she informed my that it was Amy's first day back from vacation! You can imagine my face upon hearing that information LOL.

Walked in and began to look for Amy. Was not able to see her for about an hour. I quickly realized that once again she was going upstairs for long periods of time. After awhile I went into the lounge and once again was mesmerized by the women inside. I made a mistake and saw a girl that I thought was Amy sitting down in the sofas near the entrance to the cafeteria. She was with a friend so I walked up to the girl and quickly realized it was not Amy. I felt terrible and decided to go upstairs with her as to not waste her time. I am glad I did and she was great as well.

Girl 1 Elena or Helena from Ukraine. Green eyes and blonde hair which you know matches my criteria =).

Decided to basic with Elena and she had no problem with that. Very nice oral and she would play with my body as well! Quickly asked her to get on top. She began to do the work herself which was an amazing view. I then decided to do the work myself and finished rather quickly after quick rapid thrusting into her. Was very happy and paid her for her time..Please enough with self promoters. New member, 4 reviews in total, all Artemis and all. But one negative experience to make it look normal. 4 straight good reviews to compensate a period of two years. Moderators of the forum, please pay close attention to cake reviews.

[Mr Ho]

After my negative experience with the tall Hungarian woman

Overall this was a very positive experience for me. All of the girls were great with the exception of the one tall Hungarian woman. I know I made a rookie mistake by going up immediately with the girls but glad it worked out for me.This tall Hungarian woman named Geraldine? Tall, white skin, brunette, no tattoo, but beautiful very structured face girl with long neck like a model, well this as of 2013 to 2015. I hear she left, but came back maybe? Like some working girl return to FKK after their retirement to make again the quick cash.

She was best provider back in the day, but usually years in FKK make girls hard ass, so maybe this tall Hungarian woman was named Geraldine? Does it ring the bell to you?

[InsolentSpike]

This tall Hungarian woman named Geraldine? Tall, white skin, brunette, no tattoo, but beautiful very structured face girl with long neck like a model, well this as of 2013 to 2015. I hear she left, but came back maybe? Like some working girl return to FKK after their retirement to make again the quick cash.

She was best provider back in the day, but usually years in FKK make girls hard ass, so maybe this tall Hungarian woman was named Geraldine? Does it ring the bell to you?Yes! That's her. You described her perfectly. Geraldine. Thank you sir.

[Mr Ho]

Yes! That's her. You described her perfectly. Geraldine. Thank you sir.So all the visits you made, you went to Artemis upon opening at 11 AM? Around noon time and these girls are all present already around that time?

Usually line up get built up at 7 pm to 8 pm in artemis, but was line up already good at let say around 2 PM during your visits? Because I recognize some of these girls you wrote about and I never knew they work in morning shift, so if you can tell me what time about line up get built, then that would be very helpful. Thanks.

[InsolentSpike]

So all the visits you made, you went to Artemis upon opening at 11 AM? Around noon time and these girls are all present already around that time?

Usually line up get built up at 7 pm to 8 pm in artemis, but was line up already good at let say around 2 PM during your visits? Because I recognize some of these girls you wrote about and I never knew they work in morning shift, so if you can tell me what time about line up get built, then that would be very helpful. Thanks.Yeah each time I went it at 11 and the girls were already there within 20-30 minutes upon opening. . I was actually glad I went at that time because I was able to go with them immediately.

At around 2 it was still the same girls and I didn't see any new ones coming in.

The one day I stayed until 6 I did noticed many new girls coming in but by then I was already spent so I would just leave.

[Sirioja]

Natural BJ is 50 extra at Artemis? When still standard in NRW or Hessen.

Seem still German girls at Artemis? When they are silicon, tattooed at GT.

[Saurus]

Walked in and began to look for Amy.Glad to see someone else appreciates Amy as much as I do. Last time I was at Artemis in either late June or early July she was about the only good thing there. Be sure to give her nipples some attention next visit; it's amazing just how fast they get rock hard.

[Digits1]

This Friday I arrived at Artemis around 10:30 pm and ended up staying until about 1:30. I read the threads in here, like maybe at least 30 pages between this thread and the Berlin one. There were very mixed reviews and I think I see now why, but overall I had an incredible time.

First thing I noticed is I got a grey robe when I told them this was my first time. I think this makes it easier for the girls to target you so I would just say you have been to one before even if you haven't as the most annoying part was 4-7's coming up to you wanting to go for a room. When I first walked into the room I was kinda in shock, there were just ass and tits everywhere. It was pretty amazing for me as there is nothing like this in my country at all. I did a little walk around and was approached maybe 3-4 times in 3 minutes, but I just told them I just got here and wanted to walk around. If any of them were really hot then maybe but none fit my criteria. I like be-see cups and girls that look around my age 18-26 ish. Unfortunately, most of the woman there appear to be a bit older, but my best experience of the night was actually with a 30 year-old that could have passed for 24 easy.

First session.

Maybe about 10 minutes in I go to sit down and digest this whole new scene. There was this sexy skinny tattooed girl that caught my eye and next thing I know this other girl grabs her and they both come up to me. They start talking about how you need to get one fuck out of the way and it will hep you not be so nervous because I guess I looked nervous. The only problem was although the sexy skinny girl was a 8-9/10 body and 7-8/ face, the other girl was like a 5/10 body and face and a bit older. I wish I could remember the names but I can't exactly, I think the hot one was named Eyry (ear-ee) They said 120 for both and I was like fuck it lets try a threesome. I get in the room though and immediately it is going for the up-sell. They want an extra $50 each to touch each other at all so $110 x 2 aka 220. If the other girl were hotter, then yeah fuck it I'd have done it easily, but I didn't want to waste $110 on the 5/10 so I said no. I could tell they were annoyed and from there it just felt very forced which I didn't like. They would also speak in German or some other language to each-other and I knew they were talking shit about me not wanting to pay another 100. Mind you the 5 gave a great CBJ. While I was being blown the hot one asked if she can get a tip if she kissed, I said sure but then she really only kissed my nipples which I just found weird. Not super into that and kinda disappointed it wasn't anywhere else. I fucked the 5 a bit and then switched to a CBJ from the hot one, then fucked her. I decided to just keep fucking her and treat it basically like it was a solo session until I was done.

Lesson learned here: Don't do two at one unless they are both hot and you're willing to dish out extra for a lesbian show. Also the pressure doubles when you have two in the room with you.

I went back to the lounge after cleaning up ordered a coke and sat and just kinda watched all the naked girls deciding who I wanted to try next. Another lesson I learned is don't wait for them to come to you, if you see one you like and want to go fuck, you should go up to them. There was a really hot brunette sitting one couch away from we that I wanted to go with, and while waiting for her to look over someone else took her away. Thankfully though, that's when I saw Deanne who looked a bit like a young Reese Witherspoon. I'd say she was an 8/10. I said fuck it and just went up to her.

Session 2.

We went downstairs, passed the porn theater and into a private room over there. I laid down and she started playing with me with her hand while I sucked on her nipples. She then went into a CBJ which was okay, I like a more aggressive fast blowjob but hers was slow and sensual. It was hot but nothing that would ever make me cum. What was nice though is this room had two mirrors so I was able to play with her ass and pussy and see it while she was blowing me. Eventually I decided I wanted to fuck her doggy so we did, and it was great watching her tits giggle in the mirrors as we fucked. She also made a lot of eye contact with the mirrors which I found hot. She then got on top and rode me in a way that didn't make me last long at all. The whole scenario made for an extremely satisfying orgasm.

After Deanne I was tired so I got a drink and went down to the basement pool for a bit to relax. Around 12:45 I went back up as it was late and I wanted to try one more girl before leaving. Immediately as I walked in I noticed this hot blonde walking by that has an ass to hip ratio I couldn't believe while still only being maybe being 110 lbs. She was a 9-10 for sure. I went up to her though and she said she wasn't doing anymore sessions today. I didn't really understand why she was naked and sitting on a bench like she was waiting, but then also turning down everyone that went up to her. Anyways she seemed like the last really hot girl I wanted to try as the brunette from before that was stolen from me was no where to be seen. I was about ready to call it when this new girl walked in. For the life of me I can't remember her name, it was Riley or Lilly or something, but you can't miss her because she has bright pink hair. I don't know why but non natural colours of hair turns me on and it helped that she was a 9/10 in my book.

Session 3:

This was the best session of them all. Pink haired girl was Romanian and super nice. Nothing ever felt rushed with her. When we got to the room we spent the first bit just talking about some of her tattoos. I was worried it was counting towards the time, but then later she said OK lets start your session now or something along those lines. It started with me just kind of feeling her up and her putting her awesome be cups in my face while waking up my "little friend" as she said it which didn't take long. She then went into a CBJ where she put the condom in her mouth and rolled it down my cock that way which was incredibly hot. It was another BJ like Deannes, more sensual and less for the sake of cumming but none the less good. Eventually we went into doggy and then missionary where I finished. Her body was so perfect that it just made the whole experience super satisfying. Afterwards though, it didn't feel rushed like the others. We still had 10 minutes left but we ended up just talking for 15 minutes about our lives. She told me all about how she loved scuba diving and whatnot, and it just felt very natural and not forced which I liked. I tipped her a bit extra because of how enjoyable the whole experience was.

Overall I had a great experience and will probably return to an FKK next time I'm in Germany. Maybe during the day or mid week it is more dead but this Friday night it was booming and I think I'd only try FKKS on Thur-Sat for that reason. I'm already back in my country now but I am already trying to decide if next time I want to try Oasis or Sharks which I hear are great.

[InsolentSpike]

Glad to see someone else appreciates Amy as much as I do. Last time I was at Artemis in either late June or early July she was about the only good thing there. Be sure to give her nipples some attention next visit; it's amazing just how fast they get rock hard.Yeah Amy is just amazing. Thanks for the tip I'll try that the next time I'm there.

Yeah 50 euro for natural is what I was quoted at least by all the girls when I was there.

[PinballMachine]

Glad to see someone else appreciates Amy as much as I do. Last time I was at Artemis in either late June or early July she was about the only good thing there. Be sure to give her nipples some attention next visit; it's amazing just how fast they get rock hard.Is Amy a German girl?

What does she look like? Blue eyes? Brown eyes?

Height?

[SoberWorld]

This Friday I arrived at Artemis around 10:30 pm and ended up staying until about 1:30. I read the threads in here, like maybe at least 30 pages between this thread and the Berlin one. There were very mixed reviews and I think I see now why, but overall I had an incredible time.

First thing I noticed is I got a grey robe when I told them this was my first time. I think this makes it easier for the girls to target you so I would just say you have been to one before even if you haven't as the most annoying part was 4-7's coming up to you wanting to go for a room Nice report.

Reminded me of my first time there in may 2017. From what I understood with robes, maroon is for everyone whilst the grey robes are for larger bodied men.

They don't have any system of distinguishing customers. The girls know who a newbie is and who a regular is.

The only other distinguishing factor could be the band they put on your hand (which I always tear our since its fuking uncomfortable during sex and once I inadvertently scratched a girl with it in the room).

I get a. Different coloured one since I took their membership which is py for 10 sessions and get 2 free. That's all. But I doubt the women noticed it.

LOL and sorry to hear about the poor experience on your threesome. I've never had the courage to do that having seen the way some of them roam round in pairs and pressure guests.

But of course just so that you know, you could pick two women and then take them together but I guess there will be an upsell there since it doesn't make sense otherwise.

Happy mongering.

[Klaflare]

This Friday I arrived at Artemis around 10:30 pm and ended up staying until about 1:30. I read the threads in here, like maybe at least 30 pages between this thread and the Berlin one. There were very mixed reviews and I think I see now why, but overall I had an incredible time.

First thing I noticed is I got a grey robe when I told them this was my first time. I think this makes it easier for the girls to target you so I would just say you have been to one before even if you haven't as the most annoying part was 4-7's coming up to you wanting to go for a room. When I first walked into the room I was kinda in shock, there were just ass and tits everywhere. It was pretty amazing for me as there is nothing like this in my country at all. I did a little walk around and was approached maybe 3-4 times in 3 minutes, but I just told them I just got here and wanted to walk around. If any of them were really hot then maybe but none fit my criteria. I like be-see cups and girls that look around my age 18-26 ish. Unfortunately, most of the woman there appear to be a bit older, but my best experience of the night was actually with a 30 year-old that could have passed for 24 easy.

First session..How was the lineup? How many girls in the club the whole night? Ratio of men to women?

[InsolentSpike]

Is Amy a German girl?

What does she look like? Blue eyes? Brown eyes?

Height?Amy is German 29 years old from Stuttgart.

Blonde hair blue eyes.

No Tattoos.

[Digits1]

Nice report.

Reminded me of my first time there in may 2017. From what I understood with robes, maroon is for everyone whilst the grey robes are for larger bodied men.

They don't have any system of distinguishing customers. The girls know who a newbie is and who a regular is.

The only other distinguishing factor could be the band they put on your hand (which I always tear our since its fuking uncomfortable during sex and once I inadvertently scratched a girl with it in the room).

I get a. Different coloured one since I took their membership which is py for 10 sessions and get 2 free. That's all. But I doubt the women noticed it.

LOL and sorry to hear about the poor experience on your threesome. I've never had the courage to do that having seen the way some of them roam round in pairs and pressure guests.

But of course just so that you know, you could pick two women and then take them together but I guess there will be an upsell there since it doesn't make sense otherwise.

Happy mongering.Might actually be the opposite. I am 6'1 and 170 lbs, but like 12-14% body fat so I am very skinny. Maybe the red it for the bigger guests. And yeah, I'd never do a threesome I was pressured into again. If by happen stance it is two hot girls the propose it and we discuss brass tax ahead of time, then maybe I would.

[Digits1]

How was the lineup? How many girls in the club the whole night? Ratio of men to women?If I had to guess I'd say there was around 30-40 girls. Probably about a 50/50 ratio of men to woman. Mostly 5-7's, a few 8-9's but only that one blonde would I call a 10 but that's because she was exactly my type. To be clear though, big breast or fake ones make a girl less attractive for me. I like them perky and natural but that's not everyone's taste. I'm sure a few of the girls I'd say were 6-7 would be 9-10's for big boob fans.

[ExpatLover]

Amy is German 29 years old from Stuttgart.

Blonde hair blue eyes.

No Tattoos.May be she is from Stuttgart, I know very well this very rich city most of the girl will not go a FKK so many escort possibilities there or sugar dad around ex top manager from Porsche, Mercedes.

Or SAP with a lot of stock options to share with sexy girls.

[Mr Ho]

Amy is German 29 years old from Stuttgart.

Blonde hair blue eyes.

No Tattoos.That sound like very much type for me, but has she been spotted lately at Artemis like this week?

[InsolentSpike]

That sound like very much type for me, but has she been spotted lately at Artemis like this week?I don't know I'm not in Germany at the moment. She goes on vacation a lot so hopefully you find her!

[Mr Ho]

I don't know I'm not in Germany at the moment. She goes on vacation a lot so hopefully you find her!Thanks man, I hope I hit the good day for line up.

[InsolentSpike]

Thanks man, I hope I hit the good day for line up.No problem. Mariella from Hamburg is just as great as Amy! Just a darker blonde.

[Mr Styles]

Did you have one hour or half hour sessions?


This Friday I arrived at Artemis around 10:30 pm and ended up staying until about 1:30. I read the threads in here, like maybe at least 30 pages between this thread and the Berlin one. There were very mixed reviews and I think I see now why, but overall I had an incredible time.

First thing I noticed is I got a grey robe when I told them this was my first time. I think this makes it easier for the girls to target you so I would just say you have been to one before even if you haven't as the most annoying part was 4-7's coming up to you wanting to go for a room. When I first walked into the room I was kinda in shock, there were just ass and tits everywhere. It was pretty amazing for me as there is nothing like this in my country at all. I did a little walk around and was approached maybe 3-4 times in 3 minutes, but I just told them I just got here and wanted to walk around. If any of them were really hot then maybe but none fit my criteria. I like be-see cups and girls that look around my age 18-26 ish. Unfortunately, most of the woman there appear to be a bit older, but my best experience of the night was actually with a 30 year-old that could have passed for 24 easy.

First session.

Maybe about 10 minutes in I go to sit down and digest this whole new scene. There was this sexy skinny tattooed girl that caught my eye and next thing I know this other girl grabs her and they both come up to me. They start talking about how you need to get one fuck out of the way and it will hep you not be so nervous because I guess I looked nervous. The only problem was although the sexy skinny girl was a 8-9/10 body and 7-8/ face, the other girl was like a 5/10 body and face and a bit older. I wish I could remember the names but I can't exactly, I think the hot one was named Eyry (ear-ee) They said 120 for both and I was like fuck it lets try a threesome..

[PinballMachine]

Me and a friend of mine arrived early around noon, not many girls around, about 10-15 or so.

First session was with Lillia, well described in this forum. Someone here said she is heavy but that is not true, only "heavy" about her is that she is "top heavy" because of big natural tits that are very nice, no silicon. Session was good, she is German and a true girl-next-door. No upselling.

Second session was with a 35-year-old blonde German partly tattooed with leopard spots. Very long blonde hair. Sweet woman in the room, no rush, no upselling.

Third session was (maybe) with Amy, at least she fits the description mentioned, but could have been another girl as well, do not remember name, was a bit tired by now so was almost not able come but I finally did, exhausted.

This girl did upsell, but I declined.

My recommendation is to not go there early as there were A LOT more girls from around 20:00, just when one is beginning to get tired if you have arrived early and have a couple of sessions already made.

[Mr Ho]

Me and a friend of mine arrived early around noon, not many girls around, about 10-15 or so.

First session was with Lillia, well described in this forum. Someone here said she is heavy but that is not true, only "heavy" about her is that she is "top heavy" because of big natural tits that are very nice, no silicon. Session was good, she is German and a true girl-next-door. No upselling.

Second session was with a 35-year-old blonde German partly tattooed with leopard spots. Very long blonde hair. Sweet woman in the room, no rush, no upselling.

Third session was (maybe) with Amy, at least she fits the description mentioned, but could have been another girl as well, do not remember name, was a bit tired by now so was almost not able come but I finally did, exhausted.

This girl did upsell, but I declined.

My recommendation is to not go there early as there were A LOT more girls from around 20:00, just when one is beginning to get tired if you have arrived early and have a couple of sessions already made.About what time did you spot this possible Amy girl please? Was she around already upon opening time or? Thanks.

[PinballMachine]

About what time did you spot this possible Amy girl please? Was she around already upon opening time or? Thanks.Spotted her first time around dinner time 18:00.

Did not see her earlier.

[Dittoow]

Whats the price for.

1/2 hour:

1 hour:

Anal:

Is it usually possible to get "GF experience" for free if the session is an hour or longer?

How common free BBBJ? . in sharks, I'm able to get it 9/10 times even in 30 minute sessions.

[ExpatLover]

Me and a friend of mine arrived early around noon, not many girls around, about 10-15 or so.

First session was with Lillia, well described in this forum. Someone here said she is heavy but that is not true, only "heavy" about her is that she is "top heavy" because of big natural tits that are very nice, no silicon. Session was good, she is German and a true girl-next-door. No upselling.

Second session was with a 35-year-old blonde German partly tattooed with leopard spots. Very long blonde hair. Sweet woman in the room, no rush, no upselling.

Third session was (maybe) with Amy, at least she fits the description mentioned, but could have been another girl as well, do not remember name, was a bit tired by now so was almost not able come but I finally did, exhausted.

This girl did upsell, but I declined.

My recommendation is to not go there early as there were A LOT more girls from around 20:00, just when one is beginning to get tired if you have arrived early and have a couple of sessions already made.Was there yesterday the 30, it was a kind of party day with 2 glasses of Champagne included in the 80 euros entry ticket. Arrived early and left before 7 PM gave my tickets for free champagne to a guy form Namibia he was very very happy. Sauna great, food really average, LU really average, under the sunny day light outside around the pool not 1 beautiful fresh and sexy girl, mostly veteran with sili and tired face. I saw 2 or 3 young and sexy girl sitting on the bar but they really made one room after 1 room, fully overbooked by guys with. (I don t want to hurt Mister KK who is so sensible), and coming back after less than 15 minutes in the room. Went to the room with a natural brunette, but it was a mistake but the bar area is so dark very difficult to make the right choice. Nevertheless I will not be in Berlin for the 12 at least coming months (lost of my local distributor), so it was probably my last visit to A.

[ThadMax]

I'm headed to Frankfurt and will definitely check out Oase and Sharks. But was thinking of going to Berline to try Artemis. However, I've heard it's really been downgraded in recent years and not up to the standard of other FKKs. Berlin seems to be a superior city than Frankfurt, but for mongering, is it not worth the trip to check out Artemis since it's considered to be less quality than the Frankfurt FKKs?

[ExpatLover]

I'm headed to Frankfurt and will definitely check out Oase and Sharks. But was thinking of going to Berline to try Artemis. However, I've heard it's really been downgraded in recent years and not up to the standard of other FKKs. Berlin seems to be a superior city than Frankfurt, but for mongering, is it not worth the trip to check out Artemis since it's considered to be less quality than the Frankfurt FKKs?Do you want to go to Berlin with a berline: I was there last Friday, for me not worth to spend 1 cent to travel there, LU is older, smaller than in Shark or Oase, a lot of experienced and veteran girls around with sili, botox, hair extension,. Not my cup of tea only 2 or 3 fresh girls but believe me they are hunt like crazy probably more than 20 rooms per day.

[Adindas]

I'm headed to Frankfurt and will definitely check out Oase and Sharks. But was thinking of going to Berline to try Artemis. However, I've heard it's really been downgraded in recent years and not up to the standard of other FKKs. Berlin seems to be a superior city than Frankfurt, but for mongering, is it not worth the trip to check out Artemis since it's considered to be less quality than the Frankfurt FKKs?Berlin is good for GB party. But not good for FKK. For FFK you will have a better choice around Frankfurt and NRW (e. G. Around Cologne, Dusseldorf).

In Artemis Berlin entry for is EUR80 and EUR60 for half hour with the girl. In NRW entry price is only EUR80 and half hour is only EUR50.

But of course for those who will need to saty in Berlin and can not travel they have no other option as Artemis is the only FKK in Berlin.

[PinballMachine]

Was there yesterday the 30, it was a kind of party day with 2 glasses of Champagne included in the 80 euros entry ticket. Arrived early and left before 7 PM gave my tickets for free champagne to a guy form Namibia he was very very happy. Sauna great, food really average, LU really average, under the sunny day light outside around the pool not 1 beautiful fresh and sexy girl, mostly veteran with sili and tired face. I saw 2 or 3 young and sexy girl sitting on the bar but they really made one room after 1 room, fully overbooked by guys with. (I don t want to hurt Mister KK who is so sensible), and coming back after less than 15 minutes in the room. Went to the room with a natural brunette, but it was a mistake but the bar area is so dark very difficult to make the right choice. Nevertheless I will not be in Berlin for the 12 at least coming months (lost of my local distributor), so it was probably my last visit to A.I was there too, this time with a local friend, Berlin dude, who actually never had been to Artemis. Also he does not drink alcohol, so I got four glasses of champagne through the night.

Went with a Lebanese girl (though born and raised in Germany) that always are there, nice, natural but pierced nipples. Someone here described them as "drop shaped" earlier I think. Was not expecting much from here really but her look turns me on and she was a good zimmer that I might repeat.

Then I took a massage downstairs from one of the massage-guys. Recommended.

Then went with Raissa, for the looks only.

During the evening an old fat guy had like 6 girls around a table, handing them 100 Euro-bills from time to time and one Champagne bottle after another brought to the table. Then they went to the pool all of them, the girls and this one guy. Do not know if it ended luckily though.

Headed "home" around.

[ExpatLover]

I was there too, this time with a local friend, Berlin dude, who actually never had been to Artemis. Also he does not drink alcohol, so I got four glasses of champagne through the night.

Went with a Lebanese girl (though born and raised in Germany) that always are there, nice, natural but pierced nipples. Someone here described them as "drop shaped" earlier I think. Was not expecting much from here really but her look turns me on and she was a good zimmer that I might repeat.

Then I took a massage downstairs from one of the massage-guys. Recommended.

Then went with Raissa, for the looks only.

During the evening an old fat guy had like 6 girls around a table, handing them 100 Euro-bills from time to time and one Champagne bottle after another brought to the table. Then they went to the pool all of them, the girls and this one guy. Do not know if it ended luckily though.

Headed "home" around.Thanks for the report, but sorry what is the interest to be with 6 girls, he was fat so probably not able to satisfy all of the 6 girls, drinking Champagne with prostitutes and paying them a lot, I hope he had something very important to celebrate otherwise I think it is just a waste of money, better to stick to 1 or 2 girls maximum.

[Danny227]

Thanks for the report, but sorry what is the interest to be with 6 girls, he was fat so probably not able to satisfy all of the 6 girls, drinking Champagne with prostitutes and paying them a lot, I hope he had something very important to celebrate otherwise I think it is just a waste of money, better to stick to 1 or 2 girls maximum.Some guy, especially physically sub standard or mentally suffering from any sort of syndrome that makes them behave differently around girls, don't come to FKK only for sex. They come to experience some sort of social life, they come for the confidence boost from, for example, six women drinking with them and laughing at there jokes and giving them attention (even if it is a complete illusion). People need to compensate for various personality shortcomings. One very attractive Suisse guy in his 40's could not approach a woman he was interested in, even though he is the perfect client, good look and money. He had to go through extreme lengths to get her to notice him and then paid her double the standard rate. Also, girls seldom get satisfied in this job. No matter how good actors they are. Ciao.

[PinballMachine]

Thanks for the report, but sorry what is the interest to be with 6 girls, he was fat so probably not able to satisfy all of the 6 girls, drinking Champagne with prostitutes and paying them a lot, I hope he had something very important to celebrate otherwise I think it is just a waste of money, better to stick to 1 or 2 girls maximum.I guess he wanted to feel like he owned a harem or something. He handed out a lot of 100-Euro-bills to the girls, like it was nothing to him. If sex ever did occur I do not now.

[PumDiPum]

I'm headed to Frankfurt and will definitely check out Oase and Sharks. But was thinking of going to Berline to try Artemis. However, I've heard it's really been downgraded in recent years and not up to the standard of other FKKs. Berlin seems to be a superior city than Frankfurt, but for mongering, is it not worth the trip to check out Artemis since it's considered to be less quality than the Frankfurt FKKs?Show some patience, Mr. Know was surely there lately and is going to answer your questions in the near future, because he can and knows the similarities and differences. Frankfurt the navel of the world when it comes to spend cash for prime pussies and so on. LOL LOL LOL. Or NRW LOL LOL LOL. Or the Swiss globe. HeHeHe.

[PumDiPum]

...In Artemis Berlin entry for is EUR80 and EUR60 for half hour with the girl. In NRW entry price is only EUR80 and half hour is only EUR50.Isn't it pretty nice of the Simsibrothers that they didn't raised the entrance fee within the last decade. It is still on a 80 euro level despite rising costs over the years for staff, energy and the horticulturist who takes care of the oxygen donating plants and flowers in the wellness area.

I think they should raise the entrance fee sooner or later to 500 euro or something.

The super sucking deep stack bears don't care anyway. The more they pay the closer their willy tool get to the status hard. Believe.

Higher entrance fee would also ensure that a few people stay outside who bring the gutter uptown.

Much love.

[PumDiPum]

Some guy, especially physically sub standard or mentally suffering from any sort of syndrome that makes them behave differently around girls, don't come to FKK only for sex. They come to experience some sort of social life, they come for the confidence boost from, for example, six women drinking with them and laughing at there jokes and giving them attention (even if it is a complete illusion). People need to compensate for various personality shortcomings. One very attractive Suisse guy in his 40's could not approach a woman he was interested in, even though he is the perfect client, good look and money. He had to go through extreme lengths to get her to notice him and then paid her double the standard rate. Also, girls seldom get satisfied in this job. No matter how good actors they are. Ciao.I am sure that the Danny finds someday someone somewhere who helps him to fight the cocaine demon and is going to heal his pain.

I am confident on this one.

[Rubie]

Came to Artemis last Sunday, arrived at around 13:30, left at 18:30, overall had a great time as usual.

First session with Victoria, a Romanian girl. Not exactly my type but she had a charming personality, we talked and I decided she'll be my first for the day. Silicone, dark hair.

Next I went with Anya, an amazing German girl in her early 20's. Stunning blonde, one of those beautiful women you keep thinking about long after you leave. Small perky breasts, very thin, a few tattoos all over her body.

For the first time ever for me, after about an hour rest following my session with Anya, I decided to go with her again, just because she was so stunning.

A few side comments:

* As the time was getting closer to 18:00, that's when they open the dinner buffet, I thought I'd stay and eat dinner there. I know now to try and avoid this mistake in the future.

* I brought my own flip-flops from home, learning from the past. That was a wise decision, I'll try to remember for next time.

Overall, this is a very expensive visit. I ended up spending a little over 500 Euros, what with the entrance, payment for the girls and various extras. I think it's totally worth it.

[Mr Ho]

I was there too, this time with a local friend, Berlin dude, who actually never had been to Artemis. Also he does not drink alcohol, so I got four glasses of champagne through the night.

Went with a Lebanese girl (though born and raised in Germany) that always are there, nice, natural but pierced nipples. Someone here described them as "drop shaped" earlier I think. Was not expecting much from here really but her look turns me on and she was a good zimmer that I might repeat.

Then I took a massage downstairs from one of the massage-guys. Recommended.

Then went with Raissa, for the looks only.

During the evening an old fat guy had like 6 girls around a table, handing them 100 Euro-bills from time to time and one Champagne bottle after another brought to the table. Then they went to the pool all of them, the girls and this one guy. Do not know if it ended luckily though.

Headed "home" around.Was her named Leyla from Frankfurt? And she has yellow gold nipple pierce on both nipples? Blonde.

[PinballMachine]

Was her named Leyla from Frankfurt? And she has yellow gold nipple pierce on both nipples? Blonde.She had dark hair and that is her natural colour. Pale white skin. Silver piercings in nipples. Walks around a lot. Quite sharky.

[Mr Ho]

She had dark hair and that is her natural colour. Pale white skin. Silver piercings in nipples. Walks around a lot. Quite sharky.OK, then it is different one then. Many girls has piercing on nipples, some guys too. I wonder why that is though? Does it increase sensitivity or?

[TommyFoxxer]

I may be biased as it was my first visit to a euro FKK but I must say the girls were exceptionally pretty and stunning. Like the hottest girls at any nightclub but naked. The men were decent and respectful to each other all being there for the same thing of course.

I think it's good to be generous to the girls because bear this in mind. They are charged over 140 euro per night by the management to stay there in a dorm upstairs. Per night. So more than one hour with a client just to pay for their sleeping there. That kind of explains why the entrance stays at 80 euro for so long since the girls basically subsidise it.

So I think it is an amazing place, and worth being good to the girls because of that. It's an unforgettable experience in life for sure.

[Optimist]

This debate about being "generous" to the girls is never-ending and each person can pay what they want. But it is not helpful to tell other members in effect what their approach to paying over the basic rates should be.

I won't give my view now as the forum is littered with such discussions and I am not sure it will add anything. Suffice it to say that there are many members who do not subscribe to the credo that the girls should be paid more.

Each to his own.

[VonderJohn]

Came to Artemis last Sunday, arrived at around 13:30, left at 18:30, overall had a great time as usual.

A few side comments:

* As the time was getting closer to 18:00, that's when they open the dinner buffet, I thought I'd stay and eat dinner there. I know now to try and avoid this mistake in the future.

* I brought my own flip-flops from home, learning from the past. That was a wise decision, I'll try to remember for next time.

Overall, this is a very expensive visit. I ended up spending a little over 500 Euros, what with the entrance, payment for the girls and various extras. I think it's totally worth it.1) Whats wrong with staying and eating dinner? Is it that the food isn't so tasty? Or some other more important reason?

2) Do they open a lunch buffet, or only dinner?

3) Whats the disadvantage of using the flip flops at Artemis? You said you learned from the past and got your own. Care to explain why? I use their flip flops regularly with no issues.

Thanks in advance.

[Jim Quince]

1) Whats wrong with staying and eating dinner? Is it that the food isn't so tasty? Or some other more important reason?It's dog food. Was there in February and August this year. First time (February) it was just discussing, last time I didn't even bother. For 80 entrance fee one should / could expect a decent meal. Not!

[TeddyBears]

Breakfast is as good as a normal hotel, Dinner is hit and miss but mostly substandard IMO. Still don't understand why they don't put at least a water tap in the dining area, it's annoying when you forget to bring your drink to the dining area.

[Mr Ho]

Breakfast is as good as a normal hotel, Dinner is hit and miss but mostly substandard IMO. Still don't understand why they don't put at least a water tap in the dining area, it's annoying when you forget to bring your drink to the dining area.Good point about water. And it is not even mineral water. Only club I know of that gives you mineral water is FKK oceans.

[ThatGuy23]

Does Artemis allow re-admission? I plan on going when they open on a Thursday, but then have dinner plans with a friend. Thinking about going back after dinner.

[InsolentSpike]

Does Artemis allow re-admission? I plan on going when they open on a Thursday, but then have dinner plans with a friend. Thinking about going back after dinner.Yes you can go back. Since I always leave early around 4 pm they always ask if I want to come back later so they can get my information.

Enjoy!

[Antex]

Does Artemis allow re-admission? I plan on going when they open on a Thursday, but then have dinner plans with a friend. Thinking about going back after dinner.That is no problem. Just let them know at reception before leave and they put you on the list.

[MaxSquatter]

What has happened since the new law and the cinema? Do the girls ever do BBBJ in kino anymore?

[Antex]

What has happened since the new law and the cinema? Do the girls ever do BBBJ in kino anymore?Unfortunately not.

You have to go to room for that, maybe, I could not say.

I know nothing as Manuel said.

[Sailor501]

Went there Sunday, got there about two, had some breakfast wasn't bad, it was slow, the girls could sense new meat, went outside by the pool, soaked in the sun, had a lite workout in the gym, steam and Jacuzzi, outside swim, watched porn, one of them struck my fancy, took her for an hour 120, first decent Romanian woman I've ever been with, most have been a problem, had dinner it was good, sat and watch the show, now I was feeling more settled, there are some good looking women there, and some basket cases, I really feel sorry for the basket cases, I would say 30% head silicone uppers one look like a freak show.

[Mr Ho]

there are some good looking women there, and some basket cases, I really feel sorry for the basket cases, I would say 30% head silicone uppers one look like a freak show.Yes, I went there in end of August and also early September too. My experience is the same, it is 90% ugly older plastic girls, 5 % OK girls and 5% or bit less stunner level good looking young girls.

I would say Artemis is more or less back to how it was with slightly higher up sell, but it has always been up sell club.

It is good, they begin to put few young good looking girls in line up again because at one point, they vanished and clients are left with older tattoo plastic girls you called basket cases LOL.

[BigDaddyStr]

Unfortunately not.

You have to go to room for that, maybe, I could not say.

I know nothing as Manuel said.Nope, not true.

Had it a DE month ago with a girl. For CIM finish we went to a room.

[ThatGuy23]

Yes, I went there in end of August and also early September too. My experience is the same, it is 90% ugly older plastic girls, 5 % OK girls and 5% or bit less stunner level good looking young girls.

I would say Artemis is more or less back to how it was with slightly higher up sell, but it has always been up sell club.

It is good, they begin to put few young good looking girls in line up again because at one point, they vanished and clients are left with older tattoo plastic girls you called basket cases LOL.Where would you recommend one to in Berlin, if not Artemis?

[Mr Ho]

Where would you recommend one to in Berlin, if not Artemis?There is only Artemis in Berlin, that is only FKK there.

As for brothel, I do not know any in Berlin, you got to wait for other guys to reply for that. Sorry mate.

[Xekekeke]

Hey guys!

Will be in Berlin in a couple of weeks and I just have some questions about Artemis during the evening.

I will be arriving in Berlin a bit later of the afternoon and would be able to be at Artemis around 9 PM, how's the lineup usually around this time?

[PinballMachine]

Hey guys!

Will be in Berlin in a couple of weeks and I just have some questions about Artemis during the evening.

I will be arriving in Berlin a bit later of the afternoon and would be able to be at Artemis around 9 PM, how's the lineup usually around this time?From my experience the line up is at it's strongest from around 20:00 in the evening so you can expect best possible line up when you arrive.

Good luck.

[Fasbiranwar1]

Hey guys,

I am thinking to visit FKK. Can any one tell me about the Cost and Price. Do I have to pay to girls separate and entry fee separate?

[Downandup]

Hey guys,

I am thinking to visit FKK. Can any one tell me about the Cost and Price. Do I have to pay to girls separate and entry fee separate?You would know how it works if you read a few pages.

[Sailor501]

Went to Artemis, Monday, slow day there, spent my time in the pool, Jacuzzi, worked out a little bit, had dinner, I like the place, but it seems to be the girls hunting ground, after dinner lit my cigar, smoking in the states is such a taboo it's a pleasure to smoke and watch women walk around naked, there are some very attractive women there, some natural some with silicone there, all shapes and sizes, different hairstyles, always wanted to be in a place where I could screw any woman in the place. . I have to remember that I'm the one in charge, I pick the girl that I want, and it's OK to be picky, thank God I found this place when I'm older, I can do my thinking with my big head instead of my little one. Anyways I took Mia a young girl from Hungry, good personality and a lot of fun, except for the up charges I started to get for kissing, anyway she wanted to be fuck hard, did my best I am a senior citizen, she did her part. All covered of course, but did put her energy into it 60 euros.

[DrainMyBarrel]

Hey guys,
I am thinking to visit FKK. Can any one tell me about the Cost and Price. Do I have to pay to girls separate and entry fee separate?Yeah just RTFF, man.

If you are not willing to explore they website and read all the info and rules, you might be very unhappy to stumble into reality.

[DrainMaster777]

Hello there everyone!

Hope you are having a great day!

I've been reading this forum for a bit and have managed to accomplish what I wanted.

ID like to thank you all for sharing your thoughts and advises, my first time there I've been recognized as a regular. Poker face. Yeah, nailed it.

I've been to Artemis few times, every half a year, I would say, for almost 3 years by now.

Wow what a place it is, why don't we have this all over the world?

So anyway I've been there from dawn till dawn, yeah literally, I've seen this place empty and packed with sausage meat up to the point when you have to wait for a room like 20-30 minutes and outside is either deadly cold or occupied as well.

But I still want to go back. Again. Regardless of the sharks or negative reviews now and then.

It does the job, sometimes its just "hey honey, how are you, drain my balls, please, oh yeah, thank you, here is your 60, have a nice day" and off to the real world, unfortunately I can't just print money. Lols.

Here is some short summary of my trips and sessions, and some questions for the top users of this forum:

Important note! I don't ask for a BBBJ as I get it at home, and I'm not a fan of anal, so don't ask how much was extras, as I haven't had any special extras.

1) Nadya. Tall, blonde, long hair, German I think, tattoo on a back, slim, silicone boobs. Where is she, I would go there.

Haven't seen her ever since I had her in a room with me. Sad. She did put a lot of work on my watch.

2) Avril. Red hair, white milk skin, slim, silicone. Mostly busy, but tricking mostly young guys, who come in 2-3 minutes, so she can score like 5-6 of them in 1 HR, and then relax for a 10-15 minutes upselling more expensive services. I think she was the one I had cum on her face, lovely. Does she still works there?

3) Sydney. Young, slim, silicone, short. Seems shy to me, do not if she is serving some regulars or just trying to score whatever come her way. Has anyone had a session with her?

4) Zoe. German, slim, tall, dark hair, looks like a pornstar to me, silicone. I felt tricked in a bit, she did me a handjob as we got in a room, just to warm me up, but then when we got to ex, she goes oh it doesn't fit in, and I don't have any lube, so let me jerk you off on my body. Wtf, most of the girls have lube with them, as condoms. Has anyone been through anything like this? Is it a normal trick?

5) Gabriel. Big silicone, blonde, at least was a blonde back then, nothing special, knows how to get you cum quick, which is cheating I think, IMHO, I usually fuck them good, pounding on that pussy, hey where else you find a gal who gets fucked more then 10 times a day, they can let you discharge your dick / stamina (pick one).

6) Blonde woman, from Romania, was fun, but felt like a robot.

Some of them get sad when you say no extras, I just want to have normal fun. Wtf, since when this place became an out of the line sex, did I slept through a fucking memo or something? Whats wrong with having simple sex session as they present it to you at the door. Oral and vaginal sex in condom.

Everything else at your own risk, please be advised or some shit like this. LOL.

So anyway.

Have to go, but can share some of my thoughts later.

Would be nice to hear what you think.

And.

Where are these girls (1-3 I mentioned).

Thank you all.

And remember. To keep your dick running you need to use it more often, its a muscle and it hangs when not in use.

P.S. This forum doesn't let me post anything else without getting other name registered, so I might appear under some other nickname.

Cheers.

[Member #4733]

2) Avril. Red hair, white milk skin, slim, silicone. Mostly busy, but tricking mostly young guys, who come in 2-3 minutes, so she can score like 5-6 of them in 1 HR, and then relax for a 10-15 minutes upselling more expensive services. I think she was the one I had cum on her face, lovely. Does she still works there?I haven't seen her for a long time. First she tried a liaison with a rich German which clearly failed. A few months later she lay down on one of the 'beds' , left and right at the end of the bar. Refusing anyone that approached her. After that she disappeared.

[Member #4733]

Can any one tell me about the Cost and Price. Do I have to pay to girls separate and entry fee separate?Yes, you do. Entrance is 80 euro. You get food, kino, sauna, swimming pool and non alcoholic drinks for that from 11:00 am to 5:00 am? In posts 11108 and 11123 I already wrote a lot about prices. You can look at those and at the comments on that info from other members. Then start to RTFF please.

If you know so little about FKK please read a lot on this forum, a thousand posts or so should give you enough info. Take your watch with you, so you can check the time that you spend with the girl. Try to ask other men in the club for their experiences. You will need that.

[Member #4733]

Where would you recommend one to in Berlin, if not Artemis?Liberty Agentur can be found on the web. It is a normal brothel. You will be put in a room and all the girls will come by and say their name. After that you have to choose. It might be a bit cheaper than Artemis, depending on your wishes. But it is very limited. You come in, choose a girl, have sex and leave. I went there some time ago. It was 150 - 200 for the hour with extras. 60 minutes is really 55 minutes. So beware. 5 minutes is to clean up.

I prefer Artemis as you can stay among naked girls as long as you like and then fuck the one you like best and repeat that sequence over and over again.

[Mr Ho]

I wonder why Artemis do not make smoking room within main bar on the corner near restaurant entrance. I mean it really is chimney in main bar especially after 8 PM and after so many compliant, there is no improvement. I hope Germany will pass the law to restrict indoor smoking further, so smoking room will be built within main bar of Artemis.

Kenan is healthy guy, I often see him working out and taking massage and taking sauna and I do see him walking into main bar, so I wonder why he himself do not care about that.

Smoking in main bar seems to be convenient for girls, but for many clients it is more annoying than enjoyable except for some smokers. But even girls complain that they have to wash hair twice after work in Artemis because of smoke smell in their hair.

[Mcfucking]

Hey,

I haven't been there yet. I'm wondering if there are different nationalities and ethnicities at Artemis such as Thai / Asian, Middle Eastern, black, Latinas. Or are there only Eastern European's there? I keep reading Romania, Bulgaria etc. So I'm wondering.

[Blue Swede]

I wonder why Artemis do not make smoking room within main bar on the corner near restaurant entrance. I mean it really is chimney in main bar especially after 8 PM and after so many compliant, there is no improvement. I hope Germany will pass the law to restrict indoor smoking further, so smoking room will be built within main bar of Artemis.

Kenan is healthy guy, I often see him working out and taking massage and taking sauna and I do see him walking into main bar, so I wonder why he himself do not care about that.

Smoking in main bar seems to be convenient for girls, but for many clients it is more annoying than enjoyable except for some smokers. But even girls complain that they have to wash hair twice after work in Artemis because of smoke smell in their hair.This is my view as well! I use to escape to the staircase from time to time.

[TheRugdr]

I haven't seen her for a long time. First she tried a liaison with a rich German which clearly failed. A few months later she lay down on one of the 'beds' , left and right at the end of the bar. Refusing anyone that approached her. After that she disappeared.Yeah, she was my favorite girl at Artemis. I was extremely attracted to her (I love red hair and milky skin) and always enjoyed our sessions, including her DFK and CIF. Unfortunately, she's been gone for quite some time now, and is likely no longer in the FKK business. The last time I was at Artemis about a year and a half ago, one of the other girls (knowing I always visited just to see Avril) came up to me and told me Avril left and will probably never return.

[The Cane]

This is my view as well! I use to escape to the staircase from time to time.Yes, the last time I was at Artemis, the cigarette smoke made me (and Lilia) literally ill. It was really bad, and the girls would complain about the windows being opened saying they were cold. Well what the hell about customer health and comfort? They need to do something to address this. Put in a walled off smoking section somewhere and require that it be used by smokers!

[Member #4733]

I haven't been there yet. I'm wondering if there are different nationalities and ethnicities at Artemis such as Thai / Asian, Middle Eastern, black, Latinas. Both. Most of them are Eastern Europe and quite a few Romanians. Also from other countries in Eastern Europe. I had especially girls from Germany too. They come in all kinds: Italian-German, Lebanese-German, African-German, Turkish-German, but also true Germans like Amy, Jordan and Emiglia. The last one will not be there anymore but the two others might be so. Occasionally there are African ladies or Jamaican or Brazilian. Haven't seen many Asians. So, if you really don't want an Eastern European you can find them here easily but your choice will be limited to about 30-40% of the girls or less. Amy and Jordan are true gems. But not always available or even not working.

[BallsDeeep]

I have not been to Artemis for a couple of years and I'm wondering if the following girls is still around?

Aksena: Short, blonde Bulgarian, no tattoos around 30 years old.

Kristy / Christie: Tall, blonde Rumanian girl with glasses and tattoo under her boobs, also around 30.

Adelle: Dark haired, light skin Serbian girl. No tattoos in late twenties.

I'm considering a trip in the near future, so I hope you guys can help with some info.

[JamesPearle]

Background. Never been to Artemis before. I plan to go noon on Sunday and stay till I run out of sperm. Second, I am more concerned about having a great experience than saving a money.

1. What is best way to tell the girl that is likely to give you a really hot sexy session vs. Lazy / ripoff / time waster?

2. Can you ask the girl to give you a few seconds preview of her blowjob before committing to spend a full 30 minutes with her?

3. I want at least two ffm sessions. Any tips on how to pick the 2 girls. (I Do not want to choose two girls who don't like each other and neither is her sexy best).

[ExpatLover]

Background. Never been to Artemis before. I plan to go noon on Sunday and stay till I run out of sperm. Second, I am more concerned about having a great experience than saving a money.

1. What is best way to tell the girl that is likely to give you a really hot sexy session vs. Lazy / ripoff / time waster?

2. Can you ask the girl to give you a few seconds preview of her blowjob before committing to spend a full 30 minutes with her?

3. I want at least two ffm sessions. Any tips on how to pick the 2 girls. (I Do not want to choose two girls who don't like each other and neither is her sexy best).If money is not your major concern, just take the girl you like to the room, speak 0 before in the room see if the chemistry is good and extend to 2 or 3 hours, you will get the best service without any stressing negotiation. Obviously this needs a kind of sophistication, being able to adapt very quickly, to take fast decision.

[ExpatLover]

Both. Most of them are Eastern Europe and quite a few Romanians. Also from other countries in Eastern Europe. I had especially girls from Germany too. They come in all kinds: Italian-German, Lebanese-German, African-German, Turkish-German, but also true Germans like Amy, Jordan and Emiglia. The last one will not be there anymore but the two others might be so. Occasionally there are African ladies or Jamaican or Brazilian. Haven't seen many Asians. So, if you really don't want an Eastern European you can find them here easily but your choice will be limited to about 30-40% of the girls or less. Amy and Jordan are true gems. But not always available or even not working.In reality most of the girls are from Romania or Hungary even they will tell you other stories.

[ExpatLover]

Both. Most of them are Eastern Europe and quite a few Romanians. Also from other countries in Eastern Europe. I had especially girls from Germany too. They come in all kinds: Italian-German, Lebanese-German, African-German, Turkish-German, but also true Germans like Amy, Jordan and Emiglia. The last one will not be there anymore but the two others might be so. Occasionally there are African ladies or Jamaican or Brazilian. Haven't seen many Asians. So, if you really don't want an Eastern European you can find them here easily but your choice will be limited to about 30-40% of the girls or less. Amy and Jordan are true gems. But not always available or even not working.Japanese, Chinese, Korean girls don't need to work in a FKK and getting fucked many times every days. So many easier options for them.

[Zen Monger]

Background. Never been to Artemis before. I plan to go noon on Sunday and stay till I run out of sperm. Second, I am more concerned about having a great experience than saving a money.

1. What is best way to tell the girl that is likely to give you a really hot sexy session vs. Lazy / ripoff / time waster?

2. Can you ask the girl to give you a few seconds preview of her blowjob before committing to spend a full 30 minutes with her?

3. I want at least two ffm sessions. Any tips on how to pick the 2 girls. (I Do not want to choose two girls who don't like each other and neither is her sexy best).1. If any of us knew this we would not be here.

2. Sure, you can ask. When she stops laughing take her to the kino and just pay for a quick BJ.

3. Best way-find a girl you click with, ask her to find a friend.

[SanPedro]

Hello fellows,

I plan to arrive to Artemis on coming Thursday at 11 AM. Can any of you describe the scenery at that time? How many girls? How many customers?

I will leave at 1 PM and return at 8 PM. I assume that the entrance fee is valid for the whole day, even if you leave and return later.

Many thanks.

[Member #4733]

At SanPedro.

From 11 am to 1 pm you will have a limited choice. But I always found one or two doable ladies around the scene at that time. I always leave Artemis around 2 pm and come back before 8 pm. Just ask the front desk. They will write down your locker number and you must sign for it. You sign again if you come back and get your locker key back. But beware. Sometimes there are inexperienced ladies at the front desk and give away your locker to someone else. So do not leave your belongings there. Only the Artemis robe and flip flops.

At ExpatLover.

I am not going to argue with you. Waste of time.

At JamesPearle.

1. My best sessions were after me picking the girl and not vice versa. She is more or less alone in the club but if you talk to her she will talk to you easily. If she genuinely laughs at a joke, she is most likely a good choice. But there are no certainties here.

2. Already answered by Zen Monger. You can go to the kino with her. There is one downstairs and one upstairs (in front of restaurant head left). Ask for a room within a few minutes of sucking. Otherwise there is the possibility that the session (and session time) already started. Better to ask something like "Is there a kino here" than hint at the two minutes free blow job.

3. Zen Monger answered that already but beware of girls kissing each other. You will have to pay 50 euros each. Even better is to repeat with a girl you already had a session with one-on-one and then ask for a friend to go along. But I have been offered many trios from friends, so no problem at all to get it. Now, you only need to prevent disappointment.

[Sebastiane]

I haven't been to Artemis since the infamous raid a couple of years ago and since the condom law came in. Last time I went the atmosphere was great but the level of the ladies was not to my liking with a few exceptions (too many older women older than 30, too many tattoos, too much silicone) . But I am in Berlin in a couple of weeks and think I'll like to check it out again. With so many girls working you only need to find one or two. And I used to love the heated jacuzzi and pool outdoors.

The only thing I can't remember. What is the rate now in practice? Is it 60/30 and is BBBJ available for extra?

The last time I remember a great session with German Nele and German-Turk Scarlett but they must have left ages ago.

Any recommended Top Girls (model type, slim, minimum tattoos, no silicone)?

[FiddyCent]

I haven't been to Artemis since the infamous raid a couple of years ago and since the condom law came in. Last time I went the atmosphere was great but the level of the ladies was not to my liking with a few exceptions (too many older women older than 30, too many tattoos, too much silicone) . But I am in Berlin in a couple of weeks and think I'll like to check it out again. With so many girls working you only need to find one or two. And I used to love the heated jacuzzi and pool outdoors.

The only thing I can't remember. What is the rate now in practice? Is it 60/30 and is BBBJ available for extra?

The last time I remember a great session with German Nele and German-Turk Scarlett but they must have left ages ago.

Any recommended Top Girls (model type, slim, minimum tattoos, no silicone)?Hey Sebastiane.

After a long hiatus, I recently made a return visit to Artemis. The place used to have a finer selection of girls, especially during Messe events. That was not the case this time. The club was almost lifeless. The entry is still 80 Euros. The quoted price for session is still 60 Euros / 30 minutes, but if you wanted BBBJ, the session jumps to 100 Euros / 30. For that, you would assume DFK and DATY would be included, but you would be sadly mistaken. Some girls said that it was either "BBBJ or DATY". What? Some girls flat out did not kiss. Compared to just a few years ago, this is a sharp reduction in service. As for models, you won't find any. There were some good looking ones that may have matched your search criteria. I interviewed a bunch of girls. Met only one German girl named Alice, but she was a bit older and I did not session with her. Did not meet any girl named Nele or Scarlett. I would say that there were enough slim girls to session with, but it seemed the most popular girl with a short Romanian girl with fake tits, tattoos, and dyed red hair. I saw a poor sucker wait for her at the stairway and then she said something to him and walked off with another guy. Never did catch her name, I am sure one of the regulars would be able to identify her. It seems the change in laws and registration has really affected the market. Where did all the girls end up? You were not referring to Artemis legend, Czech Nella, were you?

FiddyCent.

[PinballMachine]

Was at Artemis the other day, Tuesday, only found one girl that looks-wise attracted me, a German girl named Sofia. Stayed one hour in room and she was a pretty good performer that I might repeat.

So almost nothing to report. Went home early.

[Blue Swede]

Yeah, she was my favorite girl at Artemis. I was extremely attracted to her (I love red hair and milky skin) and always enjoyed our sessions, including her DFK and CIF. Unfortunately, she's been gone for quite some time now, and is likely no longer in the FKK business. The last time I was at Artemis about a year and a half ago, one of the other girls (knowing I always visited just to see Avril) came up to me and told me Avril left and will probably never return.She was there Tuesday this week for sure.

[Blue Swede]

She was there Tuesday this week for sure.Avril is there now! .

[HDN2015]

I was there last night. I met a woman I already know. She told me:" the place is crowdy" and I replied:"I saw the place more crowdy than that. "

We kept discussing about changes that have happened, and I told her: "I know 85% of the face here, the new face aren't so attractive".

I like to go upstairs with a new woman, before to pursue my night thus I went to ask to a dark black girl with a nice ass who wore an orange string.

She declined.

I realize the relation Supply / Demand is very strong in Artemis: There are so many men for those Women, they can select who will get access to their orchid.

I ended up to spent time with women I knew from before sessions.

[Mcfucking]

To someone who never been to Artemis could you give example of how the typical women there look like? For example from this escort site https://www.berlinintim.com/escorts-callgirls-berlin.html or any pictures would be enough.

I know a lot have said they're plastic but like if I have a concrete example of the average face & body it would be appreciated because my imagination sucks.

[Shining]

To someone who never been to Artemis could you give example of how the typical women there look like? For example from this escort site https://www.berlinintim.com/escorts-callgirls-berlin.html or any pictures would be enough.

I know a lot have said they're plastic but like if I have a concrete example of the average face & body it would be appreciated because my imagination sucks.I was there last week despite all negative reviews here.

It was great, it's a special experience to walk around and see all these beautiful naked women.

From the berlinintim page you linked I saw women like Angie, Perola, Barbara, Jessica, Simona.

I saw women ranked 4-10. The hottest girls are real stunners.

Not all women are that attractive, many have silicon, pumped lips, etc but that's not a problem since there are so many different types and characters to choose from. The point is that you are in control (as long as you can tell your reptile brain quiet, telling you to just fuck one that looks like a 7 or higher) and there are always (for me at least) a few 9 and 10 around that would be impossible to come near to 'in real life '. In Artemis these beauties will come to you when you make eye contact.

I found it difficult to take it easy and just picked a nice looking girl after half an hour without chatting and that's risky. Stupid me.

Some look great but have a bad attitude so I became disappointed in the room. So just relax, talk to many girls and be picky.

I did and had some great sex with another girl later in the evening. Yes, you can get the same experience in brothels etc but in Artemis you can take your time looking around and chat until you feel that the chemistry is there.

It's expensive but you can have a great time.

I will definitely repeat.

[Member #4658]

Could you give example of how the typical women there look like would be appreciated because my imagination sucks.Typically, they have a head (with eyes, ears, nose, mouth etc), some kind of boobs, arms, belly, some kind of vagina, a separate anus, and legs with feet. Hard to miss. And large amounts of money stuffed in their safe lockers.

[UltraHappy]

Was here from 7:30 pm until around 11 pm on Sunday night.

Line-up was one of the worst I've ever seen in a club. The line-up can be best-described as grandmothers and tatted-up silicone has-beens. Most of the girls would fit in well in a horror show. I only saw a couple girls who I maybe could have gone with if I hadn't already been spent from 3 nights elsewhere.

Whoever is doing the hiring for Artemis must have been given an inspiration that goes something like this, "Please hire anyone other than cute, young girls. ".

80 Euro Eintritt. Dinner was passable.

Possibility of repeat: Never.

Positives: Contrary to some prior reports, the girls were not aggressive at all, and I was able to pass everywhere with no one hassling me or grabbing me. The girls were all pretty-much hands-off and I gratefully remained unmolested during my stay. I appreciated that the girls weren't aggressive. Much of the facilities inside were fairly nice.

Bottom line: Left with full balls.

[Member #4658]

Was here from 7:30 pm until around 11 pm on Sunday night...Line-up was one of the worst I've ever seenYou have to know, as an experienced senior member that Sunday is a fairly weak night following the power days Thurs-Sat. Many frequently worn out and coffers full enough to enjoy / need some days off. So weak line up should not have been such a surprise and if you want to play the odds, Sundays are chilled out but to be avoided unless you know your favs will be there. Plus see positive review below from McFucking. All relative and subjective.

[Member #4658]

You have to know, as an experienced senior member that Sunday is a fairly weak night following the power days Thurs-Sat. Many frequently worn out and coffers full enough to enjoy / need some days off. So weak line up should not have been such a surprise and if you want to play the odds, Sundays are chilled out but to be avoided unless you know your favs will be there. Plus see positive review below from McFucking. All relative and subjective.Sorry I meant positive review from Shining.

Moreover, UH said he was hard at it for 3 days prior, and likely not at his best either. So take all this ill will a grain of salt.

Sunday can be a chilled out day, but a lot of the A team are resting and off. Those that remain can be more hard core, with more financial pressure etc. By no means all. Just it is a different mix and not really representative of the full line up.

Those of us "stuck" here in Berlin are quite happy about it-with thousands, literally, of options. We will abide.

[Member #4658]

Just back, very good lineup, plenty of pretty things, could have done 10 and am picky. Went with Riya? Pretty face, black haired Bul with body that could melt a volcano. Went plain vanilla 60/30 covered but was just fine. Just go on a full on night and you'll be fine.

[Tresleches]

Just back, very good lineup, plenty of pretty things, could have done 10 and am picky. Went with Riya? Pretty face, black haired Bul with body that could melt a volcano. Went plain vanilla 60/30 covered but was just fine. Just go on a full on night and you'll be fine.Just got back also. I agree whole heartedly. I'm pretty simple so stuck with 60/30 also. Went with terra from I want to say Dominican maybe? Perfect body who wears glasses. A tall slim Slovenian with bangs who was great. I repeated with some girls from the past. One who looks a lot like Selena Gomez and another brunet girl who always has just stockings on and a shorter hair cut. I also went last Saturday and the line ups were pretty full. Lots of guys both nights but never a lack of options. May try once again tomorrow. There was a red head who I've never been able to catch up with but loos fun.

[TheCanadian]

Hi folks,

I plan visiting Artemis in two weeks ish.

Is Amy still around?

Thanks!

[NoMarriage]

Make sure you wear a watch here because girls can arbitrarily go downstairs before what they promise you. Buffet was OK, had more interesting conversation with guys than high pressure girls who get upset if you don't take one. I left before the metro bahn closed to avoid the rip off taxis in front. Line up is good if you like black haired girls. Was looking for blondes and found one but was not as free going as in Budapest and less than high ball quotes in Prague. My advice try elsewhere. Is Army that weightlifting chic there?

[AcidJazz]

Hi folks,

As I will be passing by Berlin soon, I was planning to visit Artemis on a Sunday.

What I'd like to ask to those who have already experience in Artemis, is Sunday totally to be avoided or still worth a go?

Cheers!

[InsolentSpike]

Make sure you wear a watch here because girls can arbitrarily go downstairs before what they promise you. Buffet was OK, had more interesting conversation with guys than high pressure girls who get upset if you don't take one. I left before the metro bahn closed to avoid the rip off taxis in front. Line up is good if you like black haired girls. Was looking for blondes and found one but was not as free going as in Budapest and less than high ball quotes in Prague. My advice try elsewhere. Is Army that weightlifting chic there?No Amy is a different girl from the weightlifting bodybuilder girl.

Amy is a non tattooed blonde blue eyed gem. She looks like Nesty pornstar.

The weightlifting blonde I don't know her name but she is great as well.

Recommended both Amy and the weightlifting girl.

[SanPedro]

Hello all,

Wednesday is supposed to be lingerie day. So that this mean that you don't see naked girls or at least their nude tits?

If so, is this day worthwhile or wasted money?

Thanks for your advise.

[Member #4658]

Hi folks, I was planning to visit Artemis on a Sunday. What I'd like to ask to those who have already experience in Artemis, is Sunday totally to be avoided or still worth a go?This was discussed all the way back to last week, a whopping 7 reports back. Nothing more to be said, except that famous German expression Lesen das gefickt Forum.

You have only asked basically the same questions, varying the city slightly, since 2018. Time to give something back to the ISG with some sort of report of your experience.

[PinballMachine]

Hello all,

Wednesday is supposed to be lingerie day. So that this mean that you don't see naked girls or at least their nude tits?

If so, is this day worthwhile or wasted money?

Thanks for your advise.The girls are still the same, even when wearing lingerie, so it depends if you are there to just watch girls or to have sex with them.

[PumDiPum]

SanPedro is looking for some desinformation. Yayo.

I was at least once on a Wsche Wednesday in Artemis. No half truth here again, I swear.

A few of the hooker girls were wearing some kind of a whole body fishnet, transparent tops or brassiere's. I (maybe the average Joe or Ahmed or Peter, too) didn't need much fantasy to imagine how some of the titts will look like if they would jump fully nude right into my face or ear. (I still love you Habibi. So much).

One girl also wore a bra that made her nipples visible. Scandalous!

The one girl was wearing a bandeau. I just asked as I met her downstairs if she would "show me, please". She did so. Perfect a*cup. An hour later we went to room number two.

I was simply the best she ever had.

But the story was different with another brunette. She refused to open her bra, refused to give me a quick look at the Busen beforehand and all that because I'm cheap! Cheekiness!! Since then I've been hunted by her GROfamilie. Maybe the writings on the wall are true, I am a Fascho.

In general, every cent you spend to the pimp industry is wasted.

Some guys think that dessous are fetish. Fetish cost extra. That's why 80 e entry is an "offer" compared to the ordinary fetish free days where you pay the same to get in.

Other guys think it is a rip off. Paying 80 e just to see girls walk around in ski suits compared to the days were "the old, the fat and the ugly" are nude under the towel.

Personally I liked the 'Schlppi' day. Because some of the women lend more expression to their personality with their outfit.

You can also meet other mongers who like to wear thongs. But more often than not those guys are usually in NRW or working for LKA 418 and BND.

Could I use the elevator to drive from wellness floor directly up to the third floor to surprise BooBoo in her sleeping room?

[Tintin1]

The girls are still the same, even when wearing lingerie, so it depends if you are there to just watch girls or to have sex with them.I'm laughing my ass off. Technically I'm there to do both!

I once remarked in a strip club that I didn't see many guys in the room and the "lady" said, are you here to see the girls or the guys?! Still makes me chuckle.

[Fake It]

Visited Artemis yesterday. It was Friday and I arrived at around 7 PM. On walking in I was surprised at how quiet it was. It was not empty, but being a weekend I was bracing my self for pounding music and crowds. That wasn't the case at all.

I didn't have high expectations based on previous visits and I guess that's why I was pleasantly surprised. The line up was strong. I would say at least 5-10 very doable women. There were 50 to 70 in total. All were above 5's. Another pleasant surprise was that the girls were not pushy. I was hanging around for a good 3 hours sipping on 10 EUR a glass whisky, and I was only approached twice and both girls were polite. Having said that, you do need to approach the girls if you are looking for action, especially the hot ones.

Anyways. I just wanted to report on two things. The current atmosphere, which was actually really good for a Friday night. And the prices.

I only went for one session. I was sat in a tipi in the main room when a random approached me. I can't remember her name but was she was a 6 to 7 I would say. I asked if she could give me a BBJ and CIM right here. She said yup, 160 EUR. I agreed knowing that after her I was going to go home. Her performance was adequate. I was done in about 10-15 minutes and that was probably the easiest 160 EUR she made all week.

Having been in Berlin for 4 nights with nothing but back to back mediocre experiences at the brothels, Artemis was a welcome relief. Its pricey compared to the rest of Germany, but hey, it is what it is. Would have I liked to pay 100 EUR for that service last night? Sure. Is the extra 60 EUR gonna stop me? Hell No.

[Adindas]

EUR 160 for 10-15 minutes in Berlin ??
Whop on earth expereince Berlin punters would ever want to pay that ???

You should not pay more tahn EUR60 for 30 ninutes in Artemis. Another better alternatives id to travel to North Rhein Wesfallen (NRW) region, where you coulod expect to pay EUR 50 for half hours.

You could get many Hobby Huren that will do that for one hour, all inclusive.

Indeed, this is the easiest money the girls in Artemis could make. But hey it is your money anyway.


Visited Artemis yesterday. It was Friday and I arrived at around 7 PM. On walking in I was surprised at how quiet it was. It was not empty, but being a weekend I was bracing my self for pounding music and crowds. That wasn't the case at all.

I didn't have high expectations based on previous visits and I guess that's why I was pleasantly surprised. The line up was strong. I would say at least 5-10 very doable women. There were 50 to 70 in total. All were above 5's. Another pleasant surprise was that the girls were not pushy. I was hanging around for a good 3 hours sipping on 10 EUR a glass whisky, and I was only approached twice and both girls were polite. Having said that, you do need to approach the girls if you are looking for action, especially the hot ones.

Anyways. I just wanted to report on two things. The current atmosphere, which was actually really good for a Friday night. And the prices.

I only went for one session. I was sat in a tipi in the main room when a random approached me. I can't remember her name but was she was a 6 to 7 I would say. I asked if she could give me a BBJ and CIM right here. She said yup, 160 EUR. I agreed knowing that after her I was going to go home. Her performance was adequate. I was done in about 10-15 minutes and that was probably the easiest 160 EUR she made all week.

Having been in Berlin for 4 nights with nothing but back to back mediocre experiences at the brothels, Artemis was a welcome relief. Its pricey compared to the rest of Germany, but hey, it is what it is. Would have I liked to pay 100 EUR for that service last night? Sure. Is the extra 60 EUR gonna stop me? Hell No.

[Fake It]

EUR 160 for 10-15 minutes in Berlin ??
Whop on earth expereince Berlin punters would ever want to pay that ???

You should not pay more tahn EUR60 for 30 ninutes in Artemis. Another better alternatives id to travel to North Rhein Wesfallen (NRW) region, where you coulod expect to pay EUR 50 for half hours.

You could get many Hobby Huren that will do that for one hour, all inclusive.

Indeed, this is the easiest money the girls in Artemis could make. But hey it is your money anyway.BBJ with CIM will cost most people 160 EUR at Artemis. Irrespective of whether you last 30 minutes or 10 minutes. Maybe some girls will agree to EUR110 (60 EUR+50 EUR). Otherwise it costs 60 EUR for 30 minutes + 50 EUR for BBJ + 50 EUR for CIM.

[PinballMachine]

EUR 160 for 10-15 minutes in Berlin ??
Whop on earth expereince Berlin punters would ever want to pay that ???

You should not pay more tahn EUR60 for 30 ninutes in Artemis. Another better alternatives id to travel to North Rhein Wesfallen (NRW) region, where you coulod expect to pay EUR 50 for half hours.

You could get many Hobby Huren that will do that for one hour, all inclusive.

Indeed, this is the easiest money the girls in Artemis could make. But hey it is your money anyway.30 min = 60.

BBBJ = 50.

CIM = 50.

Sums up to 160.

Nothing strange.

[DasBooty]

Maybe some girls will agree to EUR110 (60 EUR+50 EUR)It was much easier last year. I tried to get that price 6 months ago and no girl would agree to it.

[PinballMachine]

It was much easier last year. I tried to get that price 6 months ago and no girl would agree to it.I would say that about 50% of the girls accept 60 + 40 = 100 € for 30 min including BBJ.

But then it does not include CIM.

[Fake It]

I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.

I was there on the 23rd (see previous post) and the line up was looking positive. But after the 24 and 25th off days, the 26th is a big drop in line up. Most are probably on holiday until the new year, but also factor in that because they open at 6 PM on the 26th, everyone is already on the back foot. You still pay full entrance fee for half the time, technically. (Same will apply for Jan 2nd).

It was a complete sausage party. 50+ men to about 15 women. Only two women qualified for my hit list, but guys were clammering all over them.

Usually when the main room is looking sad the bar tenders and DJs would step in to liven up the atmosphere. Generous pours and bumping music can usually turn things around. But not here. Mariah Carry's Christmas album was on repeat and the 10 EUR drinks were just as weak.

Anyway. If you can avoid it. You probably should.

[Balboa]

I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.

I was there on the 23rd (see previous post) and the line up was looking positive. But after the 24 and 25th off days, the 26th is a big drop in line up. Most are probably on holiday until the new year, but also factor in that because they open at 6 PM on the 26th, everyone is already on the back foot. You still pay full entrance fee for half the time, technically. (Same will apply for Jan 2nd).

It was a complete sausage party. 50+ men to about 15 women. Only two women qualified for my hit list, but guys were clammering all over them.

Usually when the main room is looking sad the bar tenders and DJs would step in to liven up the atmosphere. Generous pours and bumping music can usually turn things around. But not here. Mariah Carry's Christmas album was on repeat and the 10 EUR drinks were just as weak.

Anyway. If you can avoid it. You probably should.Yikes!

Nothing worse than a sausage fest, LOL.

Thanks for the reporting and heads up!

[Downandup]

I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.
Thanks for looking out for everyone, I'm not too surprised as it's the holidays and Artemis has a poor reputation amongst FKK's but then they have no competition in Berlin. (Yet another reason why Berlin is low on my Job hunt list despite all the opportunities.).

[Member #4733]

I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.Usually Artemis' last good weekend of the year is about one week before Christmas. So you have been lucky this year as I wouldn't go there after December 20. Adding to this, better to avoid January as well. Many girls want to stay longer with family and friends.

[PumDiPum]

I know I know the whole world was waiting, sorry for the late response, but I was busy with a fake business meeting at midnight. The industrial meth kitchen Ceo's are always that late and they talk and they talk without saying something. A bit like Lawyers who are decorating lies.


Visited Artemis yesterday. It was Friday and I arrived at around 7 PM. On walking in I was surprised at how quiet it was. It was not empty, but being a weekend I was bracing my self for pounding music and crowds. That wasn't the case at all..I like this nickname.

Was it the night when the parking lot was packed with cabs all over like two yellow snakes till down to Halensee road?

If so, it reminds me of the guy who drives all day in hot summer with closed windows, to make people believe his car has air condition.


30 min = 60.

BBBJ = 50.

CIM = 50.

Sums up to 160.

Nothing strange.Minus.

Entry = 80.

Pretax = 30.

Bedroom rent (if) = 30.

There is the profit of 20 euro.

That is not that much, hopefully she found four or five more 'fake it' customers that night to pay back some owes, enjoy a few days in snow (made by snow cannons) or whatever.

You mongers should pay more otherwise the hookers need to start working as towel lady's too to finance the hobby. Getting rich in FKK Klub.


Adding to this, better to avoid January as well. Many girls want to stay longer with family and friends.Excellent opportunity for the young and the slim natural born galactic service providing Mdels from NRW to make a dream come true.

Become an Artemis girl.

Cut the service, triple the prices, smell the money. Just breath deep through the nose. And again.

Dopamine.

It's going to be awesome in January in Artemis. The girls just need to go there.

I should also greet Canary. Sandra still loves you. You are the man of her life. And I am writing this with no ill will.

Slide in well. People.

[Kuni042]

But this sounds like the situation in all other clubs, including the best ones in Germany. This is not specific to Artemis, which is mostly making money off of american and asian business people. Hence its bad reputation among those that know the other options.


I'm writing this solely for the benefit of the person who, 12 months from now, might be scrolling back through this forum to make an assessment on whether or not to visit Artemis the day after Charismas. Read no further. Save your money and don't go.

I was there on the 23rd (see previous post) and the line up was looking positive. But after the 24 and 25th off days, the 26th is a big drop in line up. Most are probably on holiday until the new year, but also factor in that because they open at 6 PM on the 26th, everyone is already on the back foot. You still pay full entrance fee for half the time, technically. (Same will apply for Jan 2nd).

It was a complete sausage party. 50+ men to about 15 women. Only two women qualified for my hit list, but guys were clammering all over them.

Usually when the main room is looking sad the bar tenders and DJs would step in to liven up the atmosphere. Generous pours and bumping music can usually turn things around. But not here. Mariah Carry's Christmas album was on repeat and the 10 EUR drinks were just as weak.

Anyway. If you can avoid it. You probably should.

[Member #4658]

This is not specific to Artemis, which is mostly making money off of american and asian business people. Hence its bad reputation among those that know the other options.You are certainly right about slow season overall. But wrong about Artemis clientele. Yanks and Asians on any night are less than 5% of mongers. By a long shot they are mostly Germans (duh), a fair number of Italians especially on the weekends, and then Brits and Scandis and a mix of all else.

And if you read actual recent reports, by people who have actually recently been there, people who know what they are doing, and are relaxed about themselves and are choosy, are enjoying themselves. Which is why, with all its warts and problems, it is busy busy busy. Wed-Sat.

[Vifate]

Hello friendly people,

I will have some time in Berlin next week. I'm still not decided should I go and try this FKK experience in Artemis or not. That would be my first time in FKK and even first time paying for sex at all. From what I read here the girls might smell the noob / tourist in me and try to scam me. Tried to talk some friends into this, but they are ether not interested or will judge doing such thing. Also if I would go I probably would spend there a whole day. Would feel award sitting there the whole day by myself. Also I'm 30 YO. Not willing to pay for any girl that is older than me.

Looking for advice should I go there by myself?

[Member #4658]

That would be my first time in FKK and even first time paying for sex at all. From what I read here the girls might smell the noob / tourist in me and try to scam me.Looking for advice should I go there by myself?Not so easy to answer this. Going alone not a problem as the guys are quite friendly and if you make even a slight effort, you will surely meet locals who will be fun to hang with. Very good idea to do that -ask for recommendations or whom to avoid, etc. The real unknowns are with you, and how you will react in this situation. Can only offer some choices and things to think about. First, I would skip Sun-Wed. Artemis is slower on these days, even more so in early January. You will have many more choices Thurs-Sat. It is also really quiet til maybe 16-1700-can be only 20 girls vs. 70-100 later. The full evening shift is not completely there till about 2000. The dead daytime has some advantages as atmosphere is chilled, but choices are limited. You can always swim and sauna but still. In the warmer season, being able to be outdoors changes this but it can get pretty dreary in winter. So advice is go a little later. Alternatively you can go early, if too boring, leave and come back later, for no extra charge-front reception desk will explain all, quite easy. On the power nights Fri-Sat after 2230 it will be busier, and sometimes you may need to wait for a room, main area can get smokier etc. How you pace yourself -how many times you want to session, how much time you need between, is something you will have to work out.

Many will say Artemis is an intimidating place for a newbie. I think that depends really on the newbie, how much confidence one has, how relaxed one can be etc. Certainly the first 30 min, seeing all these naked beauties is quite the shock (though most would say in a very good way) as suddenly you realize whoa, whole new game, whole new rules vs. The real world.

The trick here is just take it all very very slow. Just sit for an hour observing all options. Don't jump at first proposition. If asked, you can say first time at Artemis but not first time at FKK (say you were at Globe in Zurich or something). When you find someone attractive, be very sure you make some small talk first and feel the vibe-watch her eyes, body language. This sense of determining whether she is comfortable is the most important skill you need to develop and it only comes with practice.

Absolutely discuss what you want, what you should both expect, how much time, and what all will cost BEFORE GOING UP TO A ROOM. Be very clear on this last bit, how it fits in your budget, how many times more you think you might session etc. If you have the slightest doubt, if something does not feel right, just say no, and walk away. And if for some reason this becomes necessary you can even do this inside a room in the first minute or so. Plenty of other options there. Maybe for the very first time just go simple - 30 minutes, 60 Eur, but say "if things go well you might stay longer". Girls have obvious interest in closing the deal quickly. You just need to take enough time to feel right. And again, if you are even just a little unsure, don't go, and choose someone else. And do not get suckered into stupid prices. Lots of discussion on what all can cost in this thread. Also good idea to have a watch so you can keep an idea of time, where you want to be at a given moment (foreplay vs the final stretch, different positions etc.) all helped by quick look at watch.

The big advantage A has is that you do have plenty of time to sort all this out. You can chat with a girl, and just say maybe later, etc. One could argue that for a first time, a decent bordello like Liberty on Martin Luther Strasse might be an alternative. Girls are nice, prices lower- the difference is you have like 5 seconds to decide during the parade as all introduce themselves. That creates its own pressure so you just have to decide what works for you. There is another, Prestige, that can be OK, and is a 5 minute walk from Artemis. You might just walk in to either, see the choices, then decide.

If you just follow these simple rules, you should be fine. And plenty of "under 30" girls. But you also might find that actually it is the older girls who are a lot better experience (they are just more comfortable IMHO with sex) and experiment a little. Artemis is certainly worth a look just for the experience. Just stay frosty, and use common sense.

There are a mix of reports here. Some angry, some bitter, some nuts, some had really great time. Kind of like the real world. It will depend a fair bit on you, and everyone is different. Good luck and report back on the results of your trip.

[BroteinShake69]

Hello friendly people,

I will have some time in Berlin next week. I'm still not decided should I go and try this FKK experience in Artemis or not. That would be my first time in FKK and even first time paying for sex at all. From what I read here the girls might smell the noob / tourist in me and try to scam me. Tried to talk some friends into this, but they are ether not interested or will judge doing such thing. Also if I would go I probably would spend there a whole day. Would feel award sitting there the whole day by myself. Also I'm 30 YO. Not willing to pay for any girl that is older than me.

Looking for advice should I go there by myself?I was at Artemis last weekend with 3 other friends all in our low / mid 20's, we had a ton of fun but it was a bad timing since many of the women where on a holiday so the line up was "meeehhh" at best but still a ton of hot women around. Sunday after 12 was a sausage party through not kidding like 6 guys for every girl it was horrible.

But you should definitely go, its not even a question. Fridays / Saturdays are the power days so arriving around 7-8 is perfect. My tips would be:

1. Don't go with the first girl that comes to you take your time and look at the lineup and see who you like the most.

2. If a girl is aggressive or pissed of that you don't go with her you dodged a bullet she would have been bad in the room.

3. Start with 60 euro /30 min first time not matter what she says.

4. Never tell them that its your first time there.

[Vifate]

Thank a lot for great tips! I might try Thursday. One question. I'm sure it was already answered many time, but I haven't found it in last 50 pages of the forum. Where do you keep the cache? As I understood after entering you have to go to a shower and than just come to main room with just a towel. Do I keep a wallet in hand all the time? What if I'm having only some 100 bills. Will girls give a change from it? I guess it is two questions.


Not so easy to answer this. Going alone not a problem as the guys are quite friendly and if you make even a slight effort, you will surely meet locals who will be fun to hang with. Very good idea to do that -ask for recommendations or whom to avoid, etc. The real unknowns are with you, and how you will react in this situation. Can only offer some choices and things to think about. First, I would skip Sun-Wed. Artemis is slower on these days, even more so in early January. You will have many more choices Thurs-Sat. It is also really quiet til maybe 16-1700-can be only 20 girls vs. 70-100 later. The full evening shift is not completely there till about 2000. The dead daytime has some advantages as atmosphere is chilled, but choices are limited. You can always swim and sauna but still. In the warmer season, being able to be outdoors changes this but it can get pretty dreary in winter. So advice is go a little later. Alternatively you can go early, if too boring, leave and come back later, for no extra charge-front reception desk will explain all, quite easy. On the power nights Fri-Sat after 2230 it will be busier, and sometimes you may need to wait for a room, main area can get smokier etc. How you pace yourself -how many times you want to session, how much time you need between, is something you will have to work out.Sounds great! Just wish I would be able to also go with friends and not alone. I really have no clue how I would behave with a pushy naked lady. I hope I can keep it cool!


I was at Artemis last weekend with 3 other friends all in our low / mid 20's, we had a ton of fun but it was a bad timing since many of the women where on a holiday so the line up was "meeehhh" at best but still a ton of hot women around. Sunday after 12 was a sausage party through not kidding like 6 guys for every girl it was horrible.

But you should definitely go, its not even a question. Fridays / Saturdays are the power days so arriving around 7-8 is perfect.

[Member #4658]

Thank a lot for great tips! I might try Thursday. I haven't found it in last 50 pages of the forum. Where do you keep the cache? First, you can change 100 Eur to far more useful 50's and 20's at the front desk. Or if you are at a bank automat outside, many ATMs offer the option to get a mix of bills. But no need to stress over this as all can be done at reception desk. They have lots of cash (ha ha). Thursday is a good night. Full strength lineup, slightly less crowded than Fri-Sat.

After you pay the entrance fee, as you go up the stairs, on the left side, you will see well over 500 small safe money lockers, that both mongers and girls use. These open / close with same number as your clothes locker, using the wristband you will get upon payment. So you just store money, cell phone, etc. There. Safe, under video surveillance, and easy access.

One other thing to consider. I think the house London condoms are shit. Basically mini trash can liners. Non-latex much more sensitive. You can get various models at DM or Rossman stores, but the best feeling are made from poly-urethene which they don't have. On Amazon, there are some from Ceylor or Blausiegel. Some girls are understandably concerned about the safety of condoms brought by mongers but if you keep them in some small pocket pouch, it shows you protect them, and I have never had a problem. The good ones come in what looks like a small marmalade round dish and are also super easy to put on. No fidgetting for which side etc. These all work out to 2 Eur per use but well worth it to increase the pleasure. Big difference in feeling. If you have time, sort this before leaving.

Take it slow, good luck. Report adventures.

[Member #4658]

I was at Artemis last weekend..so the line up was "meeehhh" at best but still a ton of hot women around. How can the LU be both "meh" and full of "a ton of hot women" This would violate the "Pauli Exclusion Principle", a fundamental law of physics.

[PinballMachine]

Thank a lot for great tips! I might try Thursday. One question. I'm sure it was already answered many time, but I haven't found it in last 50 pages of the forum. Where do you keep the cache? As I understood after entering you have to go to a shower and than just come to main room with just a towel. Do I keep a wallet in hand all the time? What if I'm having only some 100 bills. Will girls give a change from it? I guess it is two questions.

Sounds great! Just wish I would be able to also go with friends and not alone. I really have no clue how I would behave with a pushy naked lady. I hope I can keep it cool!On your way from reception to the locker room there are safes on your left side where you place your wallet / cash. The safe has the same number as your locker and key. After session you and the girl go to the safe and you give her the money. The girls do change your money at reception, no problem at all.

Go for it kid!

[PumDiPum]

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[Member #4658]

After you pay the entrance fee, as you go up the stairs, on the left side, you will see well over 500 small safe money lockers, that both mongers and girls use. These open / close with same number as your clothes locker, using the wristband you will get upon payment. So you just store money, cell phone, etc. There. Safe, under video surveillance, and easy access.Forgot to add this to be clear. So you store all your millions in the safe lockers. You never carry any cash around with you in your robe. When you are done with a room session, you return to the lockers with the girl, she waits there, you unlock the treasure chest, and pay whatever you agreed. You will likely see many others doing this. It is the most romantic part of the evening.

One final tip to help you keep it together, viewable in this instructional video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm-_5CjY34.

[Papipapi2]

Hi,

Can anybody confirm if the outside jacuzzi is open for use in vintertime?

[JamesBrok]

Hi guys,

Question:

I've been at Artemis a long time ago (2 years). And it was Monday & Tuesday and the line up was very pure (quality and quantity).

In the last 4 years I am going to Oase in Frankfurt.

I'm coming to Berlin again at the middle of February.

How's the lineup these days in Artemis at the weekends? (maybe compare to Oase.).

Hows the extras from the girls side?

(in Oase most of the girls do extras, include anal).

Thanks in advance.

[Member #4733]

Hi,
Can anybody confirm if the outside jacuzzi is open for use in vintertime?I reported on this before but admin must have deleted it. The Jacuzi outside is a non-event. It is a bathtub for children. Outside area is closed during winter time. So even the children's event is not available.

[MickeySabbath]

Hello everyone,

Does anyone know the name and where I can find some information / photo (like her website) of a beautiful redhead Romanian girl with black heels that I met last Saturday (11/01) at Artemis.

She talks also Italian, long straight red hair, beautiful ass, fake boobs.

Is she regular at Artemis??

Please help me!

[Blue Swede]

Hello everyone,

Does anyone know the name and where I can find some information / photo (like her website) of a beautiful redhead Romanian girl with black heels that I met last Saturday (11/01) at Artemis.

She talks also Italian, long straight red hair, beautiful ass, fake boobs.

Is she regular at Artemis??

Please help me!Does she have milky white skin?

I can bet it is Avril you have met. You can read about her in posts in this thread.

I have never heard of any Artemis girls have any web sites.

[TheRugdr]

Does she have milky white skin?

I can bet it is Avril you have met. You can read about her in posts in this thread.

I have never heard of any Artemis girls have any web sites.I thought Avril retired / disappeared a couple years ago?

[Blue Swede]

I have never heard of any Artemis girls have any web sites.Have to correct myself! I think Jenna have a website.

[Danny227]

Hello everyone,

Does anyone know the name and where I can find some information / photo (like her website) of a beautiful redhead Romanian girl with black heels that I met last Saturday (11/01) at Artemis.

She talks also Italian, long straight red hair, beautiful ass, fake boobs.

Is she regular at Artemis??

Please help me!Might be using a different name than Avril. Red hair. Very white. Started first in Artemis around 2013. Took. Along vacation and came back last year. Very very sweet. Super hot. And if I recall correctly, her service is also quite good. Yes she is a regular in Artemis. Normally sits alone towards the inside of the club or some where close to the backdoor of the men lockers.

[Howie]

Might be using a different name than Avril. Red hair. Very white. Started first in Artemis around 2013. Took. Along vacation and came back last year. Very very sweet. Super hot. And if I recall correctly, her service is also quite good. Yes she is a regular in Artemis. Normally sits alone towards the inside of the club or some where close to the backdoor of the men lockers.On the subject of backdoor, below is my long winded trip report on my session with her way back then. This before she had her bolt-ONS and dyed her hair red.



In summary, Avril is definitely a girl that I would do again. Mostly because Artemis is currently lacking in hot stunners for my taste and Avril fulfils my service needs. For Optics she is an 8; Attitude a 9 and Service a full on 10.By the way, has anyone seen Even around at Artemis these days? Romanian, brunette, beautiful face, slim and slightly tanned gazelle body with B+ silicons. About 1.70 m tall. No visible tattoos. Normally wears thick black framed glasses. The most amazing feature about her was her protruding nipples, about half inch in length. Last time I saw her was May 2019. Would love to repeat again if she is still there.

Thanks...Howie.

[Kel Varnsen]

Have to correct myself! I think Jenna have a website.Yes, she does.

https://www.mydirtyhobby.com/profil/4389110-Nova-Nice

The site also serves as a testament to the horrors of overdone plastic surgery.

[TeddyBears]

I am interested in knowing if Kisha / Felicity (De / Bra) is still working at Artemis, she only works daytime. She has a big scar on her back along with many tattoos covering her body, she is a petite girl with modest enhanced tits and kind of fluffy light brown hair with a beautiful face. She normally hangs out with the German gang on the first end of the bar when you enter the main lounge.

Take care fellow mongers.

[PinballMachine]

On the subject of backdoor, below is my long winded trip report on my session with her way back then. This before she had her bolt-ONS and dyed her hair red.

By the way, has anyone seen Even around at Artemis these days? Romanian, brunette, beautiful face, slim and slightly tanned gazelle body with B+ silicons. About 1.70 m tall. No visible tattoos. Normally wears thick black framed glasses. The most amazing feature about her was her protruding nipples, about half inch in length. Last time I saw her was May 2019. Would love to repeat again if she is still there.

Thanks...Howie.A girl with "thick black framed glasses" and that fits your description was there this Saturday, tanned and slim. I have seen her before but maybe half a year ago so it may be Even. Black / dark brown hair. Very hot.

[MickeySabbath]

Does she have milky white skin?
Might be using a different name than Avril. Red hair. Very white. Started first in Artemis around 2013. Took. Along vacation and came back last year. Very very sweet. Super hot. And if I recall correctly, her service is also quite good. Yes she is a regular in Artemis. Normally sits alone towards the inside of the club or some where close to the backdoor of the men lockers.Yes, she has a really white skin with a mole near the belly button, like she has two belly buttons and if I remember right, she is 25 years old.

I sincerely do not remember the name "Avril", but maybe I was inattentive.

I agree with you about the service, very very good and damn hot.

Could be her?

[Kostass]

I'm planning a visit for Artemis.

I'm planning to meet some beauties. Maybe Germans. Are there any on line up this days? Last time visited on November and there was 3-4 stunners available.

What is the best day to find this stunners?

I don't know ig a Saturday is best option since is very crowded.

[Member #4658]

Yes, she has a really white skin with a mole near the belly button, like she has two belly buttons and if I remember right, she is 25 years old.

I sincerely do not remember the name "Avril", but maybe I was inattentive. I agree with you about the service, very very good and damn hot.Could be her?Or Annabelle?

[SanPedro]

I'm planning a visit for Artemis.

I'm planning to meet some beauties. Maybe Germans. Are there any on line up this days? Last time visited on November and there was 3-4 stunners available.I visited Artemis yesterday.

Wonderful scenery, lots of beautiful girls, no pushy and relaxed ambient.

I was very lucky to find two excellent girls, both very sexy, motivated and nice. Sex was very good and thereafter a very nice small talk, with no time pressure at all.

I paid both 60 euros and tipped with 10 euros.

Both with kissing (I didn't try deep) and didn't stop smiling.

One was Nina from Jamaica, wonderful ass (like those you only find in black women), tits with extremely prominent nipples, very beautiful face.

The other was Chiana (hope I spell right) from Brazil, typical Brazilian body, long black hair, mulata, a bit mature (mid 30's).

I talked also with some Germans, They were very friendly but they are expensive, asking at lesat 50 euros for extras.

[Blue Swede]

Or Annabelle?Annabelle and Avril are two different girls, just so that is clear. .

[Danny227]

Yes, she has a really white skin with a mole near the belly button, like she has two belly buttons and if I remember right, she is 25 years old.

I sincerely do not remember the name "Avril", but maybe I was inattentive.

I agree with you about the service, very very good and damn hot.

Could be her?She still uses the name Avril. Checked. Very friendly girl, very white, very pretty, nice ass.

[MickeySabbath]

Annabelle and Avril are two different girls, just so that is clear..Could you describe Annabelle?

[Danny227]

Could you describe Annabelle?Annabelle, very white, pretty face and bugger lips than Avril. More wavy hair with volume than Avril who has straight hair. No tits, all natural. Ass is somewhat bigger and deformed slash fluffy. Stripper heels but shorter heel than the standard 20 cm heel. Likes to wear socks with her heels but not always. Avril will have black heels with some sort of black stockings material type socks. Annabelle is a Rapunzel of sorts. Can't really miss her. All in all very beautiful, very room worthy for her looks, not a perfect model body at all for model seekers, but she got some bad reports that raise doubts about performance. Personally I kind of like her. If you get on her good side she is quite funny and fun. Please report if you give her a shot in the room. One important note is that a 60 euro session is not a measurement as most Artemis girl don't perform at that price.

[TheRugdr]

She still uses the name Avril. Checked. Very friendly girl, very white, very pretty, nice ass.Thanks! Glad to know she's back. Avril is one of my ATFs, and I hope she's working next time I'm in Berlin.

[Kostass]

I met Anabelle in November, very beautiful face but I wouldn't recommend.

Poor service, just wants your money, no real implication at all. And continuously upselling like the in the market.

Too bad she is a beauty.

[Rick Rock]

Avril was always good for a great BBBJ NQNS CIM. I guess that's over with the new rules?

[Blue Swede]

Avril was always good for a great BBBJ NQNS CIM. I guess that's over with the new rules?Some / many of the girls still deliver services as before the new law, but it comes with an extra cost. You have to ask the girl.

[Tegrity]

I was at the Artemis yesterday on 28.1 from around 11 pm until the the morning of 29.1.

There I met a Russian girl named Tanya / Tatyana, brunette, thinnish but with quite big boobs and beautiful face, having a bit of a mean edge on her look (a bit like Megan Fox). I lost her at critical points of the night and still regretting it majorly that not going up with her. Would like to know how I could find a way to figure out when she will be there the next time or does she do business on her own too. Would anybody here know?

[Member #4658]

how I could find a way to figure out when she will be there the next time or does she do business on her own too.Just call the main number and ask. The front desk can at least tell if she is gone, or scheduled to come in at some time. Though it is never really 100% til about 20:00. They have a master list of who is where, every day. Best to call like 16:00 when not too busy.

On "other business" - highly unlikely but you will need to ask her directly if and when you ever meet.

[SanPedro]

I was at the Artemis yesterday on 28.1 from around 11 pm until the the morning of 29.1.Tegrity, this was the dessous day. Were the girls really not naked? Wasn't this fact ruining a bit the experience?

[Danny227]

I was at the Artemis yesterday on 28.1 from around 11 pm until the the morning of 29.1.

There I met a Russian girl named Tanya / Tatyana, brunette, thinnish but with quite big boobs and beautiful face, having a bit of a mean edge on her look (a bit like Megan Fox). I lost her at critical points of the night and still regretting it majorly that not going up with her. Would like to know how I could find a way to figure out when she will be there the next time or does she do business on her own too. Would anybody here know?Has some pimples residue on her cheeks? Not too tall. Strong blue eyes. She is Romanian. Works most night but for sure on weekends, but comes only in the evening after 8 PM.

[Tintin1]

Dateline Berlin! As my week of FKK vacations comes to an end I decide that I will spend 1 night in an FKK / Artemis and then find a crazy BDSM club for my last night. 8 days, 7 places and 6 FKK clubs. (Took a night off due to plane schedules and bad logistics in the middle of the week).

Getting close to the weekend, and arrived at the club after 6. 20 to 25 girls. Over the course of the night I saw so many different girls some fat, some skinny, some really hourglass shaped, some old, some young, some with breasts the size of soccer balls, maybe bigger. A couple that could pass for men. One even looked like she was 12! White haired short girl. The most diverse selection I have seen at a club so far. Also the only club I visited that had more than one African working at a time. This club had several including a cute smaller figured girl with bleached blond hair.

I walked around for the first hour but no one clicked. At 7;30 the late shift started to arrive and by 8:30 the number of ladies goes up and up. So many girls. I talk with a few Germans one guy has nothing to tell me cause all the girls he likes are not there. The next guy is like the German wikipedia. He knows every girl. Tells me to not go with my first choice, a very slender tall Ro leaning on the tall glass case to the left of the main door. The 3 girls hanging together are all bad. Two more girls he likes are too "heavy" for me, one is very Rubenesque, the next has ripply thighs. I see a very tough looking woman with dark tan. Penelope. I remember reading about her in the German forum. He says ONLY GO WITH HER if the chemistry clicks right away otherwise she is "profi" but there is no fun in the sex. He also says the blond at the end of the bar near the door w / tattoos, Alicia is excellent. Not GFE but expert. She has nice nipple rings.

I decide to try Penelope first. She has a severe look, hard edge to her stare. Overall spray on (tan, and black hair. She looks at me and immediately asks, what do I like- very businesslike! I say ice cream and skiing or did you mean sex? She is laughing I say anal is my favorite. She says "if you have a big black mamba snake NO". But I can deep throat anything. And baby I can make you cum. I can lick your balls and your ass like no one else. She is very careful to go over the prices. 60430 plus 20 extra without condom plus 50 CIM. Plus 100 for anal. Not "package deals" all a la cart. A bit formal but clear. No doubts you pay for every extra choice (like starbucks if you want two shots of syrup and soy milk). I say what happens if I chose anal and you say too big. And she says don't worry you will like my deep throat. What the heck. By now I've been at the club for close to two hours and I'm very horny and think if the German guy bends over too long, I might attack!

We go upstairs and she says let me tell you about the price one more time so you know what it will cost. I like her being so clear. It's the same prices and choices as downstairs so I get a good vibe! She says let's see how big you get and then we discuss what we can do!! She's not really happy about anal but is willing to try and I say let's go oral. She worked hard to make me CIM but it wasn't to be so we took time with sex in different positions and then finished with the doggie position very fit. I like looking at her ass but am sad I'm seeing it from the outside! Total damage 80 euros. Talked for 15 extra minutes. She said she liked me She has been in Artemis 2 years and somewhere else for 4-5 years before Artemis.

Come back down. Sauna, Massage. Then shower. Then coffee and a light dinner. And meet two Israelis. Great talk while I recover. The older guy keeps me laughing, especially when he tell me he likes Schalke and I tell him I watched the Bayern game from an FKK the other night. He's ready to cry! We are standing in the hall on the spiral staircase landing, watching the girls go up and down the stairs. I'm thinking this is a damn good life. Then I see Sophia that the local German guy recommended but she tells me she will be back in 30 and find me. Damn. Annoyed but figure 30 minutes. 30 turns to 60 and still no Sophia. Talked to a Turkish girl with lots of curly frizzy hair piled on top of head. Perky be / see sized breasts. Slim and fit. Shisha? Can't remember the exact name. Had glasses. Almost went with her but decided, I will come back tomorrow and save myself for the love of my life, Sophia.

Day 2/ Friday. Supposed to be my last night in Berlin and I originally planned to visit a BDSM club. But I can't get the image of Sophia or Shisha out of my head. It's early afternoon and at Artemis and I'm under a time deadline as I have to meet friends at 7:30 in Berlin Mitte. Now I'm hungry to start the sex. No can find Sophia, no can find Shisha. Have the worst two things working against me, I'm in a hurry and I can't find the right girl. Finally I find one who has a similar body to Shisha and is also wearing glasses. She is sitting on the couch in a group. Left of the door a few seats in when you enter Still I have this fantasy about long hair while getting a BJ. OH well. I also want to be 6 foot 6 and twenty years younger but that ain't happening either. Fast sex. CIM. I think it was 100 or 120. Neither of us is all that happy, she's got to rinse a few times and I'm feeling, I just cheated on Shisha and Sophia. I go back upstair for a coffee and several of the ladies say they remember me from the day before. I think they are lying until one says, you asked everyone about anal but did not come to me. Oh well, I guess there are worse things to be known for?!

I tell them, I am tired and probably can't do anal, but one says "she can make it happen". I think her name began with an M. Dark hair, spoke German and English? So after an hour with the clock ticking I go back over to her and up we go. Nice room, lots of mirrors, but no matter how hard she tries, anal is not going to happen. So I tell her we should just fuck and she can use her hands to finish me off. After she asks me for the 100 for anal, She says YOU PROMISED. I say, honey YOU PROMISED TOO, so we are both disappointed. Still I gave her 100 for 30, (60 +20 oral + tip) and she seemed satisfied. I'm sure there are guys who might have felt guilty not being able to do the anal and paid anyway. If this had been my first night of FKKs, I might have been that guy! Showered caught the S bahn into town and made my event.

Thanks again to everyone who posted in Artemis. I knew what to expect and made the most of my two nights. And this ends my FucKKation in German. 8 days, 7 nights, 6 clubs (and one day off for recharge).

[Member #4658]

A line up was very strong recently, lots of new, hotties of all shapes and colors. Management also seems to have cracked the whip on up-selling. Several girls said that all are told BBBJ Kissing, DATY 80430, across the board. That makes it compatible with normal Berlin private apt bordellos.

Had great time with Carllotta (RO) blonde, maybe 30 ish, full breasted, natural beauty. Things changing finally for the better.

[The Cane]

I tell them, I am tired and probably can't do anal, but one says "she can make it happen". I think her name began with an M. Dark hair, spoke German and English? So after an hour with the clock ticking I go back over to her and up we go. Nice room, lots of mirrors, but no matter how hard she tries, anal is not going to happen. So I tell her we should just fuck and she can use her hands to finish me off. After she asks me for the 100 for anal, She says YOU PROMISED. I say, honey YOU PROMISED TOO, so we are both disappointed. Still I gave her 100 for 30, (60 +20 oral + tip) and she seemed satisfied. I'm sure there are guys who might have felt guilty not being able to do the anal and paid anyway. If this had been my first night of FKKs, I might have been that guy! Showered caught the S bahn into town and made my event.Never, ever pay for services you have not received! Whether that be because the girl chose not to perform them, or you decided that ultimately you did not want them. I get extremely annoyed at these short-term thinking, non-customer focused, desperate tutes! I've even had some stand there and say that I owe them a session because they stood there and talked to me for a few minutes. Get out of here! Anybody pulls this kind of thing on me like they did Tintin, not only would I not pay for anal that I did not receive, nor would I tip. Further, I would not feel guilty about it either.

[Danny227]

Never, ever pay for services you have not received! Whether that be because the girl chose not to perform them, or you decided that ultimately you did not want them. I get extremely annoyed at these short-term thinking, non-customer focused, desperate tutes! I've even had some stand there and say that I owe them a session because they stood there and talked to me for a few minutes. Get out of here! Anybody pulls this kind of thing on me like they did Tintin, not only would I not pay for anal that I did not receive, nor would I tip. Further, I would not feel guilty about it either.Absolutely agree. Also, I am not going to Artemis. There is low service lever and prices are extreme. So many good apartments where girls don't look if we stay an extra 5 minutes and in Artemis I get charged a minimum of 60 extra making a one hour room 220 euro minimum. Also, the girl mix is crazy. Too many greedy German girls. I too a tall blonde Russian with a Cleopatra haircut last time I was there that did a good job. Maybe they should bring more Romanians, Russians and Bulgarians and thin out the heavy German presence.

[Kieliuss]

Long time lurker here. I've got a lot of great information from this site over the years so decided I should start adding my reports to give a little back.

I was in Berlin for work last week and decided on Thursday night (30th January) to take a trip to Artemis. To be honest I was pretty tired even before going, but I always try to visit at least once when in Berlin. I arrived around 9 pm and left around 12.30. When I arrived the place was already full, probably 50 girls in the bar area alone and a similar number of guys. The lineup looked pretty good. Very few 10/10 stunners but many girls that I'd rate 7-8 out of 10. Lots of variation in age, shape and plastic. A few girls were pushy but I told them no thanks and that did the trick. In the time I was there I had two sessions. Honestly I cannot for the life of me remember the girls names, so some other forum members may be able to help:

(1) A blonde Ukrainian, she was sitting on the left side of the bar and called me over as I was walking past. She was tall (probably 175 cm without heels), natural see-the cup boobs, probably mid-30's. She wouldn't have been my first choice but she seemed enthusiastic at the bar and I never like to wait too long to get my first shot off. First, the good: she had a great body with nice bouncy boobs, which were a delight to watch in doggy or with her on top. Then, the bad, of which there is a lot: she kept holding her hand around the base of my cock, both when giving BJ and when fucking, so that it was impossible to push deep into her at all. I don't know if this is a new tactic but I never experienced it before. She also let out the most ridiculous screams of 'OH YEAH BABY' that I've ever heard, honestly I know that the girls have to fake it but this was just comically bad acting. It was actually tough to hold it together. Nonetheless, it eventually got the job done, 60430.

(2) After a relatively short recovery I saw an absolute beauty at the bar and I knew I had to have her before someone else. She was with a friend and tried to tempt me into a three-way (and I was verrry tempted), but in the end I decided to just take her up to the room alone. She was probably late 20's, black hair, an amazingly beautiful face, huge and perky the-cup boobs (they were fake, but not in-your-face-fake). She said she was from Germany but I suspect otherwise. Unfortunately my German is not up to scratch to test her. We initially decided on a 30-minute session, which started with an incredible BJ (lots of tongue action), then her on top (what a sight), missionary, then doggy. Doggy was the only downside of the whole session. She would push back into me and make it hard to really get a good rhythm going. Unfortunately my little chap was too tired and couldn't get the deed done in 30 mins, so we extended to 60 mins. After some more positions it was clearly going to be an uphill (although very enjoyable) battle so she took the condom off and finished me off with a fantastic oily HJ onto her boobs (for 50 extra). In total the session was 170 euros but definitely worth it. Both for the incredible visuals and her handling skills.

After those two sessions I hung around a little more but nothing quite took my fancy, so I left a bit early. I'll be back next time I'm in Berlin for sure.

[Blue Swede]

Several girls said that all are told BBBJ Kissing, DATY 80430, across the board.Sorry, but I don't understand this sentence! Does this mean that mentioned services are supposed to be included in the 60€?

80430?

Blue.

[PinballMachine]

Sorry, but I don't understand this sentence! Does this mean that mentioned services are supposed to be included in the 60?

80430?

Blue.80 Euros for 30 minutes.

[Ulver]

Sorry, but I don't understand this sentence! Does this mean that mentioned services are supposed to be included in the 60?.80 E for 30 min.

[Ulver]

Several girls said that all are told BBBJ Kissing, DATY 80430, across the board.Do all girls walk that way? Or at least most of them? It's actually a pretty fair price.

[Danny227]

Long time lurker here. I've got a lot of great information from this site over the years so decided I should start adding my reports to give a little back.

I was in Berlin for work last week and decided on Thursday night (30th January) to take a trip to Artemis. To be honest I was pretty tired even before going, but I always try to visit at least once when in Berlin. I arrived around 9 pm and left around 12.30. When I arrived the place was already full, probably 50 girls in the bar area alone and a similar number of guys. The lineup looked pretty good. Very few 10/10 stunners but many girls that I'd rate 7-8 out of 10. Lots of variation in age, shape and plastic. A few girls were pushy but I told them no thanks and that did the trick. In the time I was there I had two sessions. Honestly I cannot for the life of me remember the girls names, so some other forum members may be able to help:.Do you know the name of the black hair?

[Tintin1]

I was in Berlin for work last week and decided on Thursday night (30th January) to take a trip to Artemis.

(1) A blonde Ukrainian, she was sitting on the left side of the bar and called me over as I was walking past. She was tall (probably 175 cm without heels), natural see-the cup boobs, probably mid-30's. She wouldn't have been my first choice but she seemed enthusiastic at the bar and I never like to wait too long to get my first shot off. First, the good: she had a great body with nice bouncy boobs, which were a delight to watch in doggy or with her on top. Then, the bad, of which there is a lot: she kept holding her hand around the base of my cock, both when giving BJ and when fucking, so that it was impossible to push deep into her at all. I don't know if this is a new tactic but I never experienced it before. She also let out the most ridiculous screams of 'OH YEAH BABY' that I've ever heard, honestly I know that the girls have to fake it but this was just comically bad acting. It was actually tough to hold it together. Nonetheless, it eventually got the job done, 60430. I was in Artemis the same night and in a room with Penelope. Dark hair, overall dark tan. Well known lady. We are having sex and all I can hear in the room next to me is this OH YEAH BABY and loud loud screams of OH OH OH. And Penelope stops giving me a blow job and looks at me and we both start laughing. I mean, I don't know how anyone keeps their erection. It wasn't at 9 pm. More like 7:30 or so but I imagine it was either the same girl or one who was just like her. I kept thinking "What does a guy think when the girl is screaming like that and how does he hold it together". Now I am laughing cause I hear from you. It is hard to hold it together! HA HA.

If you go back, and you want good service try Penelope. Maybe not your type but a road warrior.

[Member #4658]

Do all girls walk that way? Or at least most of them? It's actually a pretty fair price.That is the point. It is in line with private apartment bordellos and independents. I was told A management put out the word in one of their all hands on deck meetings recently. So while some girls may try to stretch this, you can refer to this "policy" and see what happens. Chemistry always an individual thing and a girl can refuse or decide "OK I will kiss this ugly slob but only if he pays", so YMMV. But this price is now the baseline and it should be referred to in any negotiations.

When you consider that session prices were 60430 at the beginning, 15 years ago, 80430 not such a bad thing. But I was told management is trying to reign in some of the crazy prices girls were offering, and that is an important step in the right direction. Overall I think things are improving there.

[VaeVictis]

I visited Artemis after long hiatus to see whether lineup has improved. I picked Wednesday 28.01 which was not a great day to visit but was dictated by logistics. To explain what I mean, I am fan of lingerie but generally the lingerie choices girls use in Artemis is more about hiding the flaws than enticing guys.

Arrived at 18:00 and went for a shower after a long day and first thing I noticed was the green fungus-like layer on shower heads. Google search reveals that this may be related to content of water. This would have taken a staff member 2 hours to fix at max so I don't understand why would Artemis let the standard slip.

I had forgotten about lingerie day but this was a small irritant. I counted 25 girls working with equal number of guests. I may have missed some because they were in room but this was not that many girls to chose from. Of course with evening more girls arrived but generally it was a slow day.

Girls were having a slow day and it was reflected in increased frustration among some of the girls.

I took an African girl to the room but neither the name or performance was memorable. Left by 22:30. This is the first time that I left with 70% of my day budget unspent.

I must say that my first impression, compared to 2016, is that lineup is reduced and aged, to put it politely. Yes, there are couple of new girls that I have not seen before but there were lot of the older ones that were missing. Majority consisted of same old faces since 2016. I am not complaining about the age of the girls but the fact that lineup is getting bit stale. As I said, I have been long time missing from Artemis and stayed for only 4,5 hours one day so it may have been bad luck so if some can confirm or deny the observation I would be grateful. I will be visiting Frankfurt in March and Berlin I may but I will rather spend money in Frankfurt instead of splitting the budget between Berlin and Frankfurt.

[TrumpDonald]

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[Member #4733]

A line up was very strong recently, lots of new, hotties of all shapes and colors. Management also seems to have cracked the whip on up-selling. Several girls said that all are told BBBJ Kissing, DATY 80430, across the board. That makes it compatible with normal Berlin private apt bordellos.Yes, this 80430 is really true. Finally a very good turn for Artemis. I met Loira a few days ago. She is a 30 yo, blond, German. We had a good time for that money. She is okay but not all that special. Just to have a good start of the day.

Some hours later I saw Ginger. Ro again. She is my favorite and will do her again and again. Beautiful, nice, never cheating, always friendly. She is about 27, brown hair just on her shoulders, fully naked. Always around the end of the bar. She is there for a few minutes only. Then the next guys comes along. CBJ is good with her. Saves money. I came perfectly in her juicy pussy. I wanted to repeat her but some hours later Alice (28 yo, looking much younger, German, blond hair, legs a bit Rubenesque at the end of the bar) saw me. We had been talking before. She insisted on a session and so we went. I do not regret. Some people do not like German girls, but how do I love them. Her service is something like a professional GFE. Most importantly is that she keeps an eye on my dick. Whenever the sucking was too hard, she changed her technique directly. I have only experienced that with German girls, like Mania some 5 years ago. Artemis has a good line-up now, especially for January. But anybody who now races to Artemis and looks for things like they were some 5 years ago, will be disappointed. Not that many girls. Not that many stunners. But I do liked Artemis this day well enough and will come again. Ginger on my mind for a few weeks is not that bad as after party.

[Downandup]

When you consider that session prices were 60430 at the beginning, 15 years ago, 80430 not such a bad thing.I said a year ago that I'd be willing to pay €75 or €80 for a 30 minute session if it were up to standard. Hopefully if Artemis has started this policy, it will make other FKK's consider setting a decent price for a decent service. I'm less than happy about the poor service I received at Sharks on my last trip and probably won't be returning to Hesse but staying in NRW.

[RandomDude963]

Spoiler alert.

Quite bad overall, not excited / planning to visit again anytime soon, would prefer to go to any of the clubs in Dusseldorf / Frankfurt.

Strict management kills the fun (-10/10).

My biggest disappointment, this is going to start stupid to start but please bear with me, is generally how restricting / imposing / regulating the management is towards the girls, which of course trickles down to the costumers of course.

Girls are not allowed to interact / touch / seduce in any way other than talking, even the talking time is limited to a short time and then the girl has to move on. Many of the girls told me this and that they would be told off for violating. 1) this completely kills the sexuality vibe 2) this doesn't get me as excited to go to a room, half of the pleasure for me is the seduction in public before going to the room.

This extends further by the prices being super fixed. Yes I know most clubs have minimums so the girls don't undersell each other for dirt cheap, but in this club its next level control. Everything is priced strictly and all the girls have to stick to it. This also means that the free market can't do its thing with supply and demand. Although I was there on a Friday it was quite slow with the number of clients, and there were many girls as obviously they were expecting people, but the girls were not getting clients and this of course visibly frustrated but. Nothing they can do. They still have to charge expensive and then the extras.

Pricing (2/10: minimums are 50%+ more expensive than what I am used to in Frankfurt / Dusseldorf).

Speaking of pricing, its quite a bit more expensive than Dusseldorf / Frankfurt;.

- Entry 80.

- Basic room session 60 euros (some kiss some not, condom BJ, condom fuck).

- BBJ +20.

- Cum on face +50.

- Cum on body some asked for up to 50 extra some said it was included, I guess the management was not clear on this one.

- Did not ask about other things.

Line up (2/10).

It is very difficult to describe here, especially without making generalizations, but I shall give it a shot of course;.

- Did not count but there were a lot of girls / ratio to guys was healthy in terms of numbers only.

- Generally most of them were doing their rounds like robots and you can see that they are frustrated / not excited. One of them mentioned how she really wanted to go home but her shift wouldn't end for a couple more hours.

- Generally it was actually quite difficult to find someone to go to the room with, in fact I spent a couple of hours before I developed the horniness / excitement to take someone to a room, which usually happens much quicker. I had to go to the sauna and monger around for a long time.

- Mostly Eastern Europeans, this was a bummer for me because I never go for Eastern EU as my experiences with them have not been too positive in the past, especially the Romanians.

- 5 or so German girls, one was completely natural and petite but the rest were heavy on the makeup and surgery, mostly huge boobs.

- 5 or so Latin / African girls, they had the nicest vibe and attitude and chill, without them this would've been even worse.

Logistics.

- Food (1/10): there was not even a decent salad, just some cut cucumbers and tomatoes and such. Or sweets for that matter. Main course, for a while there was a really nice rice and seafood but when that was done there was nothing to eat, some meat that was dry. Something else that I can not remember but was not edible. First time I leave an FKK hungry.

- Getting there: walking distance from Westkreuz, and getting to Westkreuz from anywhere in Berlin is really easy. I think trains run 24/7 as I left like 4 or something and still found a train back, check google maps.

BTW, long time lurker first time poster on internationalsexguide, excited to contribute and read more! Feedback / questions are very welcome of course!

[Member #4733]

Girls are not allowed to interact / touch / seduce in any way other than talking, even the talking time is limited to a short time and then the girl has to move on.Really? Not touching is told by some girls for years and years. Some told me there are cameras but cannot point at them? LOL Others seem to simply disobey the rules. I had several girls crawling over me. And this has always happened to me. Twice I had to propose a room as she wouldn't stop talking.


This extends further by the prices being super fixed. For years we have been complaining about upsell to the extreme. Finally solved!


Although I was there on a Friday it was quite slow with the number of clients, and there were many girls.So happy about it. Again we all complain about the bad ratio: too many men and too few girls. Finally solved!


but the girls were not getting clients and this of course visibly frustrated but. Nothing they can do. They still have to charge expensive and then the extras.You are on a mission from. I wonder whether we stayed the same night. That could be and to me it was a very good night. Quite the opposite. Second session only a few rooms left. Third session we had the last room.


Speaking of pricing, its quite a bit more expensive than Dusseldorf / Frankfurt;So what the heck do you want? Free prices, upsell, more money for the girls. And now suddenly you start rattling about the high prices. Which is not true by the way. Many girls anywhere do upsell a lot. In Artemis this has been curbed. To your dismay?


Generally most of them were doing their rounds like robots and you can see that they are frustrated / not excited.I talked to a lot of girls. Many girls were having fun. Among each other. Or with guys. There were even two girls proposing a threesome to a lot of guys. They really tried to seduce and have fun. After they tried me they needed two more customers to finally find their victim. Girls like that make the atmosphere a lot better with animated talking.


Generally it was actually quite difficult to find someone to go to the room withStill wondering whether we were there at the same night (31/1). Many beautiful girls. I really am an optick ficker and I easily got a hard-on. Did you see Ginger, Avril, the Bulgarian in red bikini that continuously proposed everybody to a room? And four or five more were really to my liking.


Mostly Eastern Europeans
Maybe they should bring more Romanians, Russians and Bulgarians and thin out the heavy German presence.Did Danny just get his wishes fulfilled? No, I can tell you there were relatively few Eastern Europeans and much more Germans than I have gotten used to the last 10 years or so.


- 5 or so German girls, one was completely natural and petite but the rest were heavy on the makeup and surgery, mostly huge boobs.I had two German girls and talked to a few more. Whom are you talking about?


- 5 or so Latin / African girls, they had the nicest vibe and attitude and chill, without them this would've been even worse.You got to be kidding. There was one hot African girl that was in the bar only shortly around 2 pm and almost depressed at that time. Just didn't want to talk to her. She was booked all the time, for her gorgeous figure probably. The other African girls were mostly alone, mostly disappointed. The Cuban girl (40 yo) especially walked around with no success at all and not very happy about it.


- Getting there: walking distance from Westkreuz, and getting to Westkreuz from anywhere in Berlin is really easy. I think trains run 24/7 as I left like 4 or something and still found a train back, check google maps.That is for the weekend. And not everywhere in Berlin. Mostly the circular (41,42) and the line towards Haupthbahnhof (3, 5, 7, 9, 75). Other lines that you might want to change to in order to get home are shut down earlier.


I left like 4 or somethingThat might explain something. After around 2 am Artemis loses a lot of it's vibe that is so dominant at 8 pm.


long time lurker first time posterHappy to see your contribution but we seem to live in separate worlds.

[Member #4658]

we seem to live in separate worlds.Agree on all points. While it is just not everyone's cup of tea, (and people themselves can have a bad day), things really seem to have gotten better. Not like the glory days of the first 8-10 years, but much, noticeably better than the last 2.

[Danny227]

Did Danny just get his wishes fulfilled? No, I can tell you there were relatively few Eastern Europeans and much more Germans than I have gotten used to the last 10 years or so.About 35-45 girls that are German born or leave in Germany many years to be fully accustomed.

Eastern Europe not that many. Would actually be nice to have some more of them. I don't have anything against German girls. I don't really care where they are from mostly. But German girls are more expensive and service is more distant. Romanians, Bulgarians are less price aggressive and higher service level. Also, there are no new Romanians in Artemis. Some fresh girls will be nice, preferably no silicone and younger instead of all the grandmothers there. Worst casting in Artemis in many years.

Inflated dolls with lipstick and a mask.

[Ulver]

That is the point. It is in line with private apartment bordellos and independents. I was told A management put out the word in one of their all hands on deck meetings recently. So while some girls may try to stretch this, you can refer to this "policy" and see what happens. Chemistry always an individual thing and a girl can refuse or decide "OK I will kiss this ugly slob but only if he pays", so YMMV. But this price is now the baseline and it should be referred to in any negotiations.

When you consider that session prices were 60430 at the beginning, 15 years ago, 80430 not such a bad thing. But I was told management is trying to reign in some of the crazy prices girls were offering, and that is an important step in the right direction. Overall I think things are improving there.This is good news. I haven't been to Artemis for years. Maybe I should reconsider.

[RandomDude963]

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Maybe its reasonable to think that different people could have different experiences? Or expectations? Or thinks might have been different on a different day?

But thanks for your response, this might help clarify to the rest of the guys what I meant and what the expectations are.


Really? Not touching is told by some girls for years and years. Some told me there are cameras but cannot point at them? LOL Others seem to simply disobey the rules. I had several girls crawling over me. And this has always happened to me. Twice I had to propose a room as she wouldn't stop talking.No one touched me before the room, not even on the way there, maybe I'm just not handsome enough, but that was my experience nonetheless. I prefer when we get all touchy in the bar but that did not happen for me, well done to you!


So what the heck do you want? Free prices, upsell, more money for the girls. And now suddenly you start rattling about the high prices. Which is not true by the way. Many girls anywhere do upsell a lot. In Artemis this has been curbed. To your dismay?I'm only there for the BBBJ and COB, I usually get this for the basic 50 euros in Dusseldorf and Frankfurt. 80-100 here, double (some girls wanted extra for the COB, some did not, so its double / cum for me.).


I talked to a lot of girls. Many girls were having fun. Among each other. Or with guys. There were even two girls proposing a threesome to a lot of guys. They really tried to seduce and have fun. After they tried me they needed two more customers to finally find their victim. Girls like that make the atmosphere a lot better with animated talking.Didn't see anything like this.


Did Danny just get his wishes fulfilled? No, I can tell you there were relatively few Eastern Europeans and much more Germans than I have gotten used to the last 10 years or so.As I said, there are more Germans than I'm used to in such a location but none were too my liking, way way too much silicone and makeups for me.

It is generally different to describe a line-up, but I do care about the natural beauty quite a bit.


You got to be kidding. There was one hot African girl that was in the bar only shortly around 2 pm and almost depressed at that time. Just didn't want to talk to her. She was booked all the time, for her gorgeous figure probably. The other African girls were mostly alone, mostly disappointed. The Cuban girl (40 yo) especially walked around with no success at all and not very happy about it.
When I was there, there were at least 5 or 6.


That is for the weekend. And not everywhere in Berlin. Mostly the circular (41,42) and the line towards Haupthbahnhof (3, 5, 7, 9, 75). Other lines that you might want to change to in order to get home are shut down earlier.Sure, please check google maps guys!

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About 35-45 girls that are German born or leave in Germany many years to be fully accustomed.No idea what any of this means.


Some fresh girls will be nice, preferably no silicone and younger instead of all the grandmothers there. Worst casting in Artemis in many years. Inflated dolls with lipstick and a mask.When exactly was the last time you were there?

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BoneRanger and Dio captured most of my thoughts except I still have to reinforce, I found the assortment at Artemis to be a winner. I have been to 6 or 7 FKKs and never have I seen such a selection.

From A cups to EEEEE balloons that hang like giant melons off a tree. I mean, German, Bulgarian, Turkish, Rom African. This was like the big box of chocolates with every flavor. I could have gone upstairs with 4 or 5 girls, but my balls let me down after only 2! Oh well, I still loved the views. And I had great conversations. Girls came and sat with me, and I went around and sat down in groups of 3 and got to "feel" what they were like.


Spoiler alert.

Quite bad overall, not excited / planning to visit again anytime soon, would prefer to go to any of the clubs in Dusseldorf / Frankfurt.

Line up (2/10).

It is very difficult to describe here, especially without making generalizations, but I shall give it a shot of course;.

- Did not count but there were a lot of girls / ratio to guys was healthy in terms of numbers only.

- Generally most of them were doing their rounds like robots and you can see that they are frustrated / not excited. One of them mentioned how she really wanted to go home but her shift wouldn't end for a couple more hours.

- Generally it was actually quite difficult to find someone to go to the room with, in fact I spent a couple of hours before I developed the horniness / excitement to take someone to a room, which usually happens much quicker. I had to go to the sauna and monger around for a long time.

- Mostly Eastern Europeans, this was a bummer for me because I never go for Eastern EU as my experiences with them have not been too positive in the past, especially the Romanians.

- 5 or so German girls, one was completely natural and petite but the rest were heavy on the makeup and surgery, mostly huge boobs.

- 5 or so Latin / African girls, they had the nicest vibe and attitude and chill, without them this would've been even worse.