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Member #4733
02-07-20, 12:25
At RandomDude963.
I take offence at your accusation that I work for them. On another forum, some time ago, I have advised people not to go to Artemis anymore. And I have repeated that. A few other things: name the clubs in Frankfurt and Dusseldorf area where you get BBBJ and COB for free. I only know GT for free BBBJ. And that is actually more complicated. Staff does not allow girls to have a paid BBBJ in their business model. So, if you cannot provide us with the names of these clubs I have serious problems with your posting. Because I have not found them, never heard of them. On the contrary I have paid for it considerably so. Yes, there were a few African ladies but you said they were the ones that did good to the atmosphere. That is not true as far as I could see. On the contrary. If you have not seen other girls talking animatedly to other girls and men, you have not looked very well. If you have not been touched then please present yourself in a more welcoming, friendly way. Google maps is not your friend in this? Much better to use bahn. De and put in "Berlin Westkreuz". It is in English too. This is much easier to check before hand to see if you can still make it to your hotel.
Then talking about the line up etc. That others have talked about. The first time I went to Artemis, 10 years ago, the line up was not very good. Already then it went up and down. But with Messes it usually was good. Sometimes it was so incredibly good I just could not believe it. But already then people said it had been better. There is always some people that keep complaining. Nothing you can do about it. My intent here is to provide information that people can use to make a decision to come or not. So here it goes. The line up at Artemis has been much better in the past, but at the moment you can quite easily find a girl that is beautiful and gives you decent service. The atmosphere is good but it is nothing like for example Jun 6 2013. Then I thought I had entered a movie model party gone naked. It is not like that at the moment. But compared to other clubs Artemis is doing well in this period. Many ladies that earn a lot during the year are still having a holiday at this time of the year, but Artemis at least has three stunners now. Incredible. The line up about three years ago was better then it is now. At least when I visited the spot. But you had to pay a lot of extra money for kissing and BBBJ. That is the thing that has changed for the better now. To recap the situation that I found last week a decent line up with curbed sell up. To me that is the best I have had in several years. Now, we still need a few good African ladies and things are definitely on track.
No idea what any of this means.
When exactly was the last time you were there?Oh man, it is quite simple. It means that German born is German, if it is of Turkish decent or something is irrelevant. If it is a Czech girl that moved to Germany at two years old, it is German. Two weeks ago last time. Made the decision to stay away for a while. Fresh girls means not 30+ with 8 years in the business. Less silicone and blown lips. It means less plastic and more natural. It isn't very hard to understand amigo. It has been written by many people before me, just read.
Visited Berlin this past month and decided to make a trip to Artemis. It was a Wednesday night, and I was there approximately 9 pm-12 am. I had unclear expectations having visited other clubs in Germany, but first time in Berlin.
Passed the first couple of hours uneventfully; frankly found the room to be mainly 5-7's, and with the clothing on (was it lingerie night?) it made things less interesting. Saw too many implants for my taste.
Eventually a pair of girls came and tried to talk me into a threesome. One was a German, appeared to have a spray-on tan. I believe her name may have been Penelope. She was hustling for the threesome. Her friend was not as pushy, and was in my eyes the most beautiful girl I had seen that night. She told me she was German / Turk. I think her name started with an L, Leana? Leah? Probably mid to late 20's, all natural body, great rack, pierced nipples. I held firm on not being interested in a threesome but I signalled my interest in this German / Turk beauty. Eventually we partnered upstairs and she was incredible. Great attitude and service. Great English too with a cute accent.
I was planning to see her again the following night but had to leave on an earlier flight.
Any regulars there who know who I'm speaking of? Would appreciate a DM as well. Can't wait to get back to Berlin just to see her.
Visited Berlin this past month and decided to make a trip to Artemis. It was a Wednesday night, and I was there approximately 9 pm-12 am. I had unclear expectations having visited other clubs in Germany, but first time in Berlin.
Passed the first couple of hours uneventfully; frankly found the room to be mainly 5-7's, and with the clothing on (was it lingerie night?) it made things less interesting. Saw too many implants for my taste.
Eventually a pair of girls came and tried to talk me into a threesome. One was a German, appeared to have a spray-on tan. I believe her name may have been Penelope. She was hustling for the threesome. Her friend was not as pushy, and was in my eyes the most beautiful girl I had seen that night. She told me she was German / Turk. I think her name started with an L, Leana? Leah? Probably mid to late 20's, all natural body, great rack, pierced nipples. I held firm on not being interested in a threesome but I signalled my interest in this German / Turk beauty. Eventually we partnered upstairs and she was incredible. Great attitude and service. Great English too with a cute accent.
I was planning to see her again the following night but had to leave on an earlier flight.
Any regulars there who know who I'm speaking of? Would appreciate a DM as well. Can't wait to get back to Berlin just to see her.You need to describe her better. Penelope is Romanian. Also very likely that her friend was not German. Give some more color like height, hair, silicone or natural, sprayed lips or not, big or slim, eye color and service and pricing helps as well. How old.
You need to describe her better. Penelope is Romanian. Also very likely that her friend was not German. Give some more color like height, hair, silicone or natural, sprayed lips or not, big or slim, eye color and service and pricing helps as well. How old.She presented herself as German / Turk and I have no reason to disbelieve it because she had the beautiful features of a mixed girl.
Height was approx 5'4" to 5'6".
Hair went down to her mid, slightly curled, dark with blonde highlights.
Natural see / the, pierced nipples.
Tight curves in her body.
Large eyes.
Offered standard menu and extras at the usual prices, and I was very happy to partake of the extras. I have to assume regulars there can figure her out, especially since she and her friend often ask for threesomes. Thanks for reading.
She presented herself as German / Turk and I have no reason to disbelieve it because she had the beautiful features of a mixed girl..For some reason, Romanian girls like to present themselves as Moldavian, Italian and so on. This sounds like Leyla, but Leyla possibly the tits. Is that possible?
Member #4658
02-09-20, 11:47
Oh man, it is quite simple. It means that German born is German, if it is of Turkish decent or something is irrelevant. If it is a Czech girl that moved to Germany at two years old, it is German.It isn't very hard to understand amigo. It has been written by many people before me, just read.Thanks for the nationality explanations and all those "it" girls will be happy to know this. I am puzzled though how you seem to have written 50+ reports over the years how awful Artemis is, and then you go back and write how awful it is.
I have been around a lot, and have found NRW to be a bit over-rated. It really is quite similar everywhere-good days and bad days, prices within 20-30 Eur. It kind of stands to reason as girls drift around from club to club which tends over time to balance things out.
It is a taste thing, but readers here should know that a number of us, pretty experienced also, find A not bad at all, and certainly improving over the past few weeks, since the full team came back after Christmas (especially E Ortho Christmas and New Year).
No question both the frequency and prices of up-selling went crazy for a while. But management seems to have heard the message and has cracked down. Could it be better? - of course, always (every where). But the line-up much improved as a number have noted if you just read.
For some reason, Romanian girls like to present themselves as Moldavian, Italian and so on. This sounds like Leyla, but Leyla possibly the tits. Is that possible?Leyla? The blonde German who says she is from Frankfurt with natural big tit? Is she half Turkish?
Thanks for the nationality explanations and all those "it" girls will be happy to know this. I am puzzled though how you seem to have written 50+ reports over the years how awful Artemis is, and then you go back and write how awful it is.
I have been around a lot, and have found NRW to be a bit over-rated. It really is quite similar everywhere-good days and bad days, prices within 20-30 Eur. It kind of stands to reason as girls drift around from club to club which tends over time to balance things out.
It is a taste thing, but readers here should know that a number of us, pretty experienced also, find A not bad at all, and certainly improving over the past few weeks, since the full team came back after Christmas (especially E Ortho Christmas and New Year).
No question both the frequency and prices of up-selling went crazy for a while. But management seems to have heard the message and has cracked down. Could it be better? - of course, always (every where). But the line-up much improved as a number have noted if you just read.The reason to go back is Artemis has a monopoly. However, the frequency declined to less than half. The line up has gone worst and worst and has not improved, it is a fact. Unless one likes silicone and older women. Management did do a price adjustment, that is correct. For that price adjustment to take effect will take a lot if time. Don't forget that while price is. Adjusted, Artemis has a severe service issue. If you go a lot to NRW than you should know this. I doubt that line up will improve at Artemis ever.
Leyla? The blonde German who says she is from Frankfurt with natural big tit? Is she half Turkish?I don't know where she says she is from. But she is the only "German" to fit the description.
For some reason, Romanian girls like to present themselves as Moldavian, Italian and so on. This sounds like Leyla, but Leyla possibly the tits. Is that possible?Thanks Danny227, yes, I'm pretty sure that was right. Leyla was amazing. I'm back in Miami now but would gladly make that trip out again just to see her.
Leyla? The blonde German who says she is from Frankfurt with natural big tit? Is she half Turkish?That's what she told me but what do I know. Actually, what I do know is that she is terrific. Can't wait to see her again sometime.
So did I understand correctly: 20 extra would ensure OWO these days in Artemis?
Blue Swede
02-12-20, 14:57
Leyla? The blonde German who says she is from Frankfurt with natural big tit? Is she half Turkish?To me she said half Serbian. .
I was stupid here actually, and went with both Leyla and Penelope once when the lineup otherwise was absolutely horrible. Only Leyla interested in the entire club, so they pinched me into the 3-some I never wanted. Long story short, Leyla didn't seem so bad if I had only managed to get her, but her friend was a terrible influence on her. I'd rather swim in dirt than go with her friend again. So you dodged the bullet there by avoiding the friend.
I was stupid here actually, and went with both Leyla and Penelope once when the lineup otherwise was absolutely horrible. Only Leyla interested in the entire club, so they pinched me into the 3-some I never wanted. Long story short, Leyla didn't seem so bad if I had only managed to get her, but her friend was a terrible influence on her. I'd rather swim in dirt than go with her friend again. So you dodged the bullet there by avoiding the friend.Threesome rarely worked good for me. Only once was good in course of 10 years FKK experience. I rather prefer to focus on one girl at a time, but one should experience threesome at least once a year or two even though it is not good LOL.
Just for experience.
Member #4733
02-14-20, 10:06
So did I understand correctly: 20 extra would ensure OWO these days in Artemis?The problem here is the word 'ensure'. A girl might not do OWO at all. So you still have to ask for it. One advice. Aks for the extra cost ('Aufpreis' in German) before she touches your dick. If she asks more than 20 euro simply leave the room and look for another girl. She will probably come running after you. Please ignore her at that moment or she will never learn and we are back again to sky rocketing prices in no time. Cheers.
I was stupid here actually, and went with both Leyla and Penelope once when the lineup otherwise was absolutely horrible. Only Leyla interested in the entire club, so they pinched me into the 3-some I never wanted. Long story short, Leyla didn't seem so bad if I had only managed to get her, but her friend was a terrible influence on her. I'd rather swim in dirt than go with her friend again. So you dodged the bullet there by avoiding the friend.Yes I did dodge that bullet. Have been in enough of these environments to know how to negotiate, had no interest in her friend.
I can take this offline, but wondering if anyone here has any way to get in touch with Leyla? Any social media or other accounts for her? Don't flame me for asking.
Threesome rarely worked good for me. Only once was good in course of 10 years FKK experience. I rather prefer to focus on one girl at a time, but one should experience threesome at least once a year or two even though it is not good LOL.
Just for experience.Haha yes. That's why I've only done it 6 or 7 times. Only was good once I think.
I am also getting these flashbacks every time I've done a 3 some from once I was in Thailand. One of the girls got so jealous because she felt I preferred the other one, which I did, and did not manage to hide it while we were playing chess, that the next time I came to the place and asked for the sexiest one, the jealous girl shouted out in the room:
"No, she died in a traffic accident".
Everybody in the lounge just stopped and stared at me. And this one other white dude raises his eyebrows saying "these girls are not really nice to each other are they?
Apparently not!
So I keep having the feeling now that all these instinctively want my cock. And the girls who claim to not want, are only trying to hide their jealousy. Of course, by cock, I mean c$ck.
So did I understand correctly: 20 extra would ensure OWO these days in Artemis?I think there are quite a few intangibles in the question. Busy night / slow night. 30 minute / hour session.
My experience has been that in a 30 minute session everything is extra, but I've had lots of visits without surge pricing earlier in the week especially for an hour zimmer visit.
Threesome rarely worked good for me. Only once was good in course of 10 years FKK experience. I rather prefer to focus on one girl at a time, but one should experience threesome at least once a year or two even though it is not good LOL.
Just for experience.I too rarely ever do threesomes, but when I have done them, they have all been good and to be remembered for a lifetime. Only four that I can recall. Two in Brazil and two in Spain. The most recent one was last summer in Porto Alegre, Brazil. I fucked two blonde, Brazilian girls in their assholes in the room. Funny, but I have never done a threesome at an FKK.
I too rarely ever do threesomes, but when I have done them, they have all been good and to be remembered for a lifetime. Only four that I can recall. Two in Brazil and two in Spain. The most recent one was last summer in Porto Alegre, Brazil. I fucked two blonde, Brazilian girls in their assholes in the room. Funny, but I have never done a threesome at an FKK.2 in Brazil and 2 in Spain. , so you are indirectly advising me not to do threesome in German FKK then LOL.
I had few that was OK and some were memorable enough, but it is always one that is working much harder and one that is just there, so it is not my favorite, but I think as a man and as a pro monger, we should do it now and then to make us feel alive LOL!
Haha yes. That's why I've only done it 6 or 7 times. Only was good once I think.
I am also getting these flashbacks every time I've done a 3 some from once I was in Thailand. One of the girls got so jealous because she felt I preferred the other one, which I did, and did not manage to hide it while we were playing chess, that the next time I came to the place and asked for the sexiest one, the jealous girl shouted out in the room:
"No, she died in a traffic accident".
Everybody in the lounge just stopped and stared at me. And this one other white dude raises his eyebrows saying "these girls are not really nice to each other are they?
Apparently not!
So I keep having the feeling now that all these instinctively want my cock. And the girls who claim to not want, are only trying to hide their jealousy. Of course, by cock, I mean c$ck.I hope these girls were just saying that and she did not die in traffic accident, but man, brothels and girls jealousy inside fighting for money is quite intense. When I have regular, I have to hide to go to room with other girls, if not performance in room next time can have negative affect, or she throw attitude.
Flashback in positive sense of words is something I love about mongering, in my over 20 years experience of mongering around globe, I collected some amazing flashbacks that I cherish everyday and I will continue to collect such amazing flashbacks, it is one of mission statement of my life to fuck many young beautiful stunners that I can find, but for me it is quality of looks over quantity and my numbers of stunners I fucked are somewhere in my 130's to 150 stunners, but they were real stunners, I will keep on working to find more each time I monger and strive to leach 1000 when I die, I got like 30 years more, so I don't know if I leach that numbers, but I repeat, for me it is quality over quantity and I am extremely selective, I remember we had same taste on Eleny in oceans LOL, she was good one. Now I don't know. I think I won't be back in Duss for awhile, so I won't see her again when I return, I will focus more on palace, Artemis and globe from now on.
Stunners are getting harder to find, but I still manage.
Blue Swede
02-17-20, 08:14
I think there are quite a few intangibles in the question. Busy night / slow night. 30 minute / hour session.
My experience has been that in a 30 minute session everything is extra, but I've had lots of visits without surge pricing earlier in the week especially for an hour zimmer visit.Are your experience from recent time, after the management communicated the new house rules?
Else, I think you shall "reset" your experience and start over. .
Last Saturday I was to Artemis again. And as always I was rather satisfied (I know, I know. Everyone has his own demands).
I arrived at about 16:00. It seemed to be lazy afternoon. There were few customers and standard afternoon bunch of girls. As always I didn't rush. I descended to the Spa area just to rest after the journey. Obviously I had to wave off some sharks (as always they were not in my type. It seems that better girls simply don't have to seek for the customer) but after all I had a good rest. After the meal at 18:00 as it was starting to get little bit more crowdy I begun to look for Elena as I really like her. She is very little but curvy Romanian with (now) brown hair, large soft but beautiful boobs, and really lovely and cute face. I usually have good vibes with her so when I'm at Artemis she's a must for me. As I couldn't find her I started to wander around in search for good options.
I usually like rather smaller girls (but it's not a strict rule) so when I noticed quite pretty slender brunette with interesting face and something in the eyes, I decided that she is one of the options. She was rather short and unfortunately she almost had no boobs (A-cup I guess with perky nipples). Large tattoo on the lower back. When I was walking out of the cinema I suddenly encountered her. She said she was Hungarian (as usually unfortunately I don't remember her name). After a small talk we went upstairs. She was rather positive and friendly. I decided for 60430 but she insisted for the OWO (+20). As I prefer covered blowjob during the first session with a girl (she seemed to be very surprised of that fact) I refused, so she started to suck me off with condom. She wasn't too good at it or probably she was intentionally doing it wrong and after a while I changed my mind what she accepted with a relief (she said she hates the taste of gum but I believe she just wanted 20 Euro extra). Surprisingly without the gum her technique was much, much better and after a while we tried several sex positions. Rather positive experience but without any fireworks. Just proper sex. Nice view on beautiful small butt and back tattoo during doggy style. She looks in the eyes (also in the mirror) so overall It wasn't bad but yet still there was some distance during all session and I wasn't fully satisfied.
After first session I got to the pool again for some rest and at about after that I got to there main bar again. It was more crowdy (yet not a lot of customers but a lot of girls so many of them were sitting and waiting) and at about 22:00 I finally caught Elena. She remembered me and after some laughs and cuddles we got upstairs. Very positive and sensitive session with lots of cuddling, touching and looking in the eyes. Amazing blowjob and intense sex. I wonder if she kisses in this option (I only kiss when I know girl better so I never asked). As always very good experience with her (but I really like her looks and personality). Highly recommended.
After another rest downstairs I got to the bar in search for another prey. After successful session I din't want to be disappointed at the end so I couldn't decide. After a while beautiful tall redhead caught my eye. Her face reminded me one of my ex-girlfriends (yeah I know it's strange but that turned me up). Unfortunately I can't remember her name as well (maybe someone can help me with it? She said she is German and is real Berliner. She has long red-dyed hair, very beautiful face with sparkling eyes and beautiful smile, ring piercing her nose at the bottom, large fake boobs, rather large ass and probably is the tallest girls in the club. We had good small talk I decided to fulfill my fetish and we went for some public sex down in the cinema. She was rather professional yet friendly and smiling so it was really good experience. Very good covered blowjob with a lot of eye contact and two sex positions. As she is very tall the missionary on the couch in the cinema wasn't too comfortable so I switched for doggy style, grabbed her butt and I had really good fucking, she moaned and bend so I could see her perfect face and It was very intense. I will surely repeat. I hope someone could remind me her name.
After that I had some rest again in the pool and sauna, I ate something and went away at about 02:30 and got back to the Warsaw.
So. Total damage is 80+80+60+60=280 Euro yet a lot of satisfaction.
Are your experience from recent time, after the management communicated the new house rules?
Else, I think you shall "reset" your experience and start over. .Within the last month.
It was very crowded and I think when the business is good "everything is extra" if you only want 30 minute session. Once I started to change to an hour, no one seemed to be in a rush to ask for extra prices except anal. I've only been twice (same week), I don't have history in Berlin to compare it to.
I'm better in Frankfurt area and Bavaria. But I'll be back in the late Spring and I'll let you know then Blue! As to going to the front desk, the woman there the first night had such a face, that I thought if I asked for anything other than my towel, I might find myself in a Stephen King movie.
Hi,
Done loads of reading before going to Artemis. Kinda helped me big time, so thanks guys for sharing.
I was there on Thursday. Came to the club around 10 PM. The girl at the front desk wasn't very informative on how to proceed and how everything works, but most likely she was too tired of n00 BS like me coming in that evening: the. So she gave me a list of what's included and that's about it. Two of my colleagues were together with me that evening, when we received bathrobes, they noticed that everyone was wearing different color robes than ours. I thought wtf, maybe it's a sign of n00be, but who cares. Ascended to the main bar immediately and started looking around. The lineup was around 50-60 ladies at the time. For me, there were up to 7-10 girls 10/10 no shitting, and maybe another 15 from 7-9/10. So all in all. Perfect lineup. Didn't care about the rest. The club wasn't too crowded and it looked like some girls aren't happy with that. Though none of them were aggressive or intrusive.
As I was stunned at first by the selection, I recalled reading advises and not to rush. So we took a seat, smoked some cigarettes and enjoyed the view. While I was at the bar, one of my colleagues started chatting with some black girl Dominica or whatever name she was. As she noticed he was new here, she started teaching him how everything works here Kinda friendly / funny / laughing girl. Of course, from time to time inviting to fuck her ass upstairs. I politely refused (not my type).
Later on petite brunette came to me, sat down and asked if I wanted to go up with her. Her name was Cyan, 25 from Bulgaria in black stockings (very my type, black hair, petite, rather small tits. I don't know why but I told her maybe later, need some time now. She smiled and was gone.
Descended to sauna / pool. Got some rest. There were only few old sharks in the area, 2 or 3, not interested at all. Time to the main bar again. I took a trip to the food place. Nothing edible. I didn't want to eat at the time, but even if I was hungry, could not eat there, the food was some sort of fckn joke. Hell no. Back to the main bar. I was shocked again. The lineup was terribly poor. Some 8/10, maybe 1 or 2 9/10 and zero 10/10. Blown away and feeling even worse not going with Cyan: the. But after some drinks I spotted her, made an eye contact which led her coming to me straight away. After a small talk I asked her what she offers. 60430 and we can talk about anything else in the room she said. So be it I thought and headed to the room with her. In the room I asked her if she kissed. She said no, but I looked nice to her so she was OK (we barely kissed at the end: D). We agreed on extras: BBBJ (+20), CIM (+50) + 60430. I wouldn't go for such configuration next time with 10/10 girl, but for the first time. She was amazing. BBBJ 10 out of 10, then she came on top. Looked like she was not worn out so I could say it was also 10 out of 10. Then we switched to doggy and that was about it. The overall site was so awesome that It took me much less than 30 minutes: the. So that was my first mistake to ask for CIM and try not to finish in her with a condom. After we were done, I paid her 130+20 for the round. The girl was perfect as the whole experience in Artemis club. Definitely will be back when in Berlin.
Blue Swede
02-19-20, 07:39
Within the last month.
It was very crowded and I think when the business is good "everything is extra" if you only want 30 minute session. Once I started to change to an hour, no one seemed to be in a rush to ask for extra prices except anal. I've only been twice (same week), I don't have history in Berlin to compare it to.
I'm better in Frankfurt area and Bavaria. But I'll be back in the late Spring and I'll let you know then Blue! As to going to the front desk, the woman there the first night had such a face, that I thought if I asked for anything other than my towel, I might find myself in a Stephen King movie.Was it before or after the new house rules were communicated?
This is interesting, as it indicates if those rules might be ignored if it was after.
Was it before or after the new house rules were communicated?
What are these New Rules?
ExpatLover
02-19-20, 19:12
Hi,
Done loads of reading before going to Artemis. Kinda helped me big time, so thanks guys for sharing.
I was there on Thursday. Came to the club around 10 PM. The girl at the front desk wasn't very informative on how to proceed and how everything works, but most likely she was too tired of n00 BS like me coming in that evening: the. So she gave me a list of what's included and that's about it. Two of my colleagues were together with me that evening, when we received bathrobes, they noticed that everyone was wearing different color robes than ours. I thought wtf, maybe it's a sign of n00be, but who cares. Ascended to the main bar immediately and started looking around. The lineup was around 50-60 ladies at the time. For me, there were up to 7-10 girls 10/10 no shitting, and maybe another 15 from 7-9/10. So all in all. Perfect lineup. Didn't care about the rest. The club wasn't too crowded and it looked like some girls aren't happy with that. Though none of them were aggressive or intrusive.
As I was stunned at first by the selection, I recalled reading advises and not to rush. So we took a seat, smoked some cigarettes and enjoyed the view. While I was at the bar, one of my colleagues started chatting with some black girl Dominica or whatever name she was. As she noticed he was new here, she started teaching him how everything works here Kinda friendly / funny / laughing girl. Of course, from time to time inviting to fuck her ass upstairs. I politely refused (not my type).My last visit in September I left with 0 room.
My last visit in September I left with 0 room.Girls that don't respect management rules, in general, are thrown out in the speed of light. Not sure what's happening with these new rules as I have not visited in a month+, but management will not change its policy; break the rules, go home. Sone people pay 160 for 10 minutes, that is a joke.
Girls that don't respect management rules, in general, are thrown out in the speed of light. Not sure what's happening with these new rules as I have not visited in a month+, but management will not change its policy; break the rules, go home. Sone people pay 160 for 10 minutes, that is a joke.Then most girls would be thrown out for trying to upsell everything LOL.
What are these New Rules?Apparently 80 euro for 30 min including BBBJ.
Blue Swede
02-20-20, 08:05
What are these New Rules?Just read a page or two back in this thread.
Then most girls would be thrown out for trying to upsell everything LOL.That's true, but to my understanding management didn't previously forbid it. However, but it is not allowed to upsell stuff like kissing and licking, but only the normal thing.
Does anyone know if in the 120460 option are included two finishes or just only one?
That's true, but to my understanding management didn't previously forbid it. However, but it is not allowed to upsell stuff like kissing and licking, but only the normal thing.Kissing is the one they upsell the most. When girls in German FKK upsell, then it is sometimes worth it to just go to Globe Zurich since you get that service for even cheaper rate than German FKK if girls upsell too much. But 80 euro 30 min sound fair to me.
Kissing is the one they upsell the most. When girls in German FKK upsell, then it is sometimes worth it to just go to Globe Zurich since you get that service for even cheaper rate than German FKK if girls upsell too much. But 80 euro 30 min sound fair to me.So management doesn't allow that upsell anymore. They say if the girl does then it is included in the price. If she doesn't, then she doesn't, but the girl is not allowed to charge money for that. 80 is fair IMO too.
So management doesn't allow that upsell anymore. They say if the girl does then it is included in the price. If she doesn't, then she doesn't, but the girl is not allowed to charge money for that. 80 is fair IMO too.Girls will always do what they feel like anyways, we all just have to negotiate with them and if the price range get to close to Globe, then we just have to go to Globe. I mean look, if girls charge 80 euro for BBBJ session and charge 50 euro for DFK, then that is 130 euro, which is same or bit more even than Globe Zurich price of 140 chf. So the service better be same as globe and also time too because in Artemis 30 min is like 20 min sometimes if we do not pay attention LOL In globe 30 min is 30 min plus the shower together if we want, I usually do not want that much. Siri seems to love that shower together thing LOL.
Apparently 80 euro for 30 min including BBBJ.How could the club ask girls to provide this when law made it illegal and girls should be independent workers according to German law. Nevertheless, LR with GT management asked girls not to have complaints from clients when law started. Girls would not be so independent nor free?
Girls will always do what they feel like anyways, we all just have to negotiate with them and if the price range get to close to Globe, then we just have to go to Globe. I mean look, if girls charge 80 euro for BBBJ session and charge 50 euro for DFK, then that is 130 euro, which is same or bit more even than Globe Zurich price of 140 chf. So the service better be same as globe and also time too because in Artemis 30 min is like 20 min sometimes if we do not pay attention LOL In globe 30 min is 30 min plus the shower together if we want, I usually do not want that much. Siri seems to love that shower together thing LOL.Well, it is quite clear, girls that it get kicked out. Some already were kicked out. So girls can do what they want, but not in Artemis when management makes a decision. They can go and do it in another FKK.
Well, it is quite clear, girls that it get kicked out. Some already were kicked out. So girls can do what they want, but not in Artemis when management makes a decision. They can go and do it in another FKK.Just don't kick out beautiful one please Mr Kennan LOL.
How could the club ask girls to provide this when law made it illegal and girls should be independent workers according to German law. Nevertheless, LR with GT management asked girls not to have complaints from clients when law started. Girls would not be so independent nor free?I need my BBBJ like you siri, it is essential, but thankfully we still get it LOL.
I had another lovely session with Jenna this weekend. https://twitter.com/jennanova She updates her artemis schedule on twtter. Her looks are even more impressive in person. The proportions of waist (tiny) to bust (huge) is out of this world. Her skin is super soft and those beautiful huge lips feel great against everything on a mans body.
She can come across cold on first approach, as she is not out hunting as the other girls, she is simply sitting waiting in the bar close to the opening, but once you speak to her she is very genuine and caring and she did remember me from a year ago or so. In the room she is caring and she understands a big boobs fan in the way she moves and places herself and bodyparts to give you the ultimate fantasy session.
At euro 60 for 30 mins + 20 for OWO this is the best value any XXL boobs fan can find in the world.
Artemis must be the best forum to check out big bust enhanced ladies: ca 30-40 girls with enhanced boobs, Maybe 5 girls with cc800+.
I understand 80% of all ISG forum guys prefer natural but and Artemis might be changing in ways you don't like, for guys like me who love Barbie pornstar type of looks: silicone boobs, long nails, big lips and tatoos, Artemis is best in the world.
I need my BBBJ like you siri, it is essential, but thankfully we still get it LOL.Still very standard and without upselling in Germany, even illegal to ask for a club to girls. But I don t really need and most of WGs are not skillful for this. No pleasure to be sucked by a robot, I prefer GFE love sex, looking for same kind of sex I had with my girlfriends and never asked to any to suck me, matter of image of the woman. Image is also important for my desire, even in brothels.
Still very standard and without upselling in Germany, even illegal to ask for a club to girls. But I don t really need and most of WGs are not skillful for this. No pleasure to be sucked by a robot, I prefer GFE love sex, looking for same kind of sex I had with my girlfriends and never asked to any to suck me, matter of image of the woman. Image is also important for my desire, even in brothels.Not in Artemis and Palace, more standard in nrw. Any mongers who focus on good service and less rip off or annoying negotiation, it is better off going to nrw clubs like LR or GT etc. Artemis and palace always has been up selling clubs with annoying negotiation, which I am personally willing to do, but sometimes it make me wonder it is just better off going to globe as price range become the same range after upsell in Artemis or Palace. 100 euro 30 min.
Not in Artemis and Palace, more standard in nrw. Any mongers who focus on good service and less rip off or annoying negotiation, it is better off going to nrw clubs like LR or GT etc. Artemis and palace always has been up selling clubs with annoying negotiation, which I am personally willing to do, but sometimes it make me wonder it is just better off going to globe as price range become the same range after upsell in Artemis or Palace. 100 euro 30 min.Artemis and Palace, even adding GT, make only very small part of German business. You just have to open to discover and Globe don't anymore worth so expensive rate compare to Germany. Girls are not anymore prettier at Globe, many coming from Germany or NL.
I had another lovely session with Jenna this weekend. https://twitter.com/jennanova She updates her artemis schedule on twtter. Her looks are even more impressive in person. The proportions of waist (tiny) to bust (huge) is out of this world. Her skin is super soft and those beautiful huge lips feel great against everything on a mans body. .
Thank you, thank you. Thank you!
Damn I wish other girls posted schedules. It's not so much I need that girl, but when I go in, my tiny brain and my bigger brain can't remember what the heck I read on the forums, once I am surrounded by a room of nude ladies.
I had another lovely session with Jenna this weekend. https://twitter.com/jennanovaNo wonder I like them to be either smart or fresh before they start to think that ink, botox, silicone are the way to live.
Artemis and Palace, even adding GT, make only very small part of German business. You just have to open to discover and Globe don't anymore worth so expensive rate compare to Germany. Girls are not anymore prettier at Globe, many coming from Germany or NL.Many coming to Globe from Germany? Well Siri, I like German girls the best, so that would make my day, I only found Linda who was German with my Globe visit three weeks ago, she was great. I do agree that Artemis line up got much worst and much older with too many Vintage antique plastic monster everywhere with too much graffiti on their body, but comparison to let say 2015, line up begin to catch up little bit.
What FKK in general have to do in general is to refresh up line up by bringing in younger girls. Now too many vintage plastic monsters who has been there for years. FKK need more 19 years old till 25 years old.
I must say I was happy enough with Globe visit this time round.
He shared valuable information with us all. I know she's not everyone's cup of tea, but she may just be what the doctor ordered for others. How many folk actually give you a true picture of what they had fun with? My point is, enjoy the review; and remember, one man's 10 might be another man's 0! Just saying, jeez.
That is one ugly and to think that she consented to have those lips and breasts ruined like that is sad. Does it get any worse? Did you see tattoos too. No wonder I like them to be either smart or fresh before they start to think that ink, botox, silicone are the way to live.
He shared valuable information with us all. I know she's not everyone's cup of tea, but she may just be what the doctor ordered for others. How many folk actually give you a true picture of what they had fun with? My point is, enjoy the review; and remember, one man's 10 might be another man's 0! Just saying, jeez.That was the point of my comment too. If everyone gave us reviews or names, it would make the visit a bit easier. Hell a lot easier.
You know honestly, up close she is just amazing to watch. I would never have sex with her, but if you have ever been to a strip club where the headliner is some lady with GGG breasts. Here is a chance to go up and see them and not have to pay $20 a song!
That is one ugly and to think that she consented to have those lips and breasts ruined like that is sad. Does it get any worse? Did you see tattoos too. No wonder I like them to be either smart or fresh before they start to think that ink, botox, silicone are the way to live.This look is a fetish for many guy. Then to find that look with proper and service oriented approach is almost impossible. I am not a fan of her look, but having known of her for a long while, I understand why she is unique, especially in that industry. Jenna has superior service abilities. Keep in mind that appearance is subjective. Jenna is absolutely cool and recommended.
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That is one ugly heifer and to think that she consented to have those lips and breasts ruined like that is sad. Does it get any worse? Did you see tattoos too. No wonder I like them to be either smart or fresh before they start to think that ink, botox, silicone are the way to live.And with 180 K followers on Instagram and Twitter, it seems like she has quite a strong market.
PinballMachine
02-26-20, 08:42
Jenna is a really nice human being when it comes to being friendly and polite. I am not a fan of her boobs but I have zimmered with her twice and her service are top notch.
Easily among the better at Artemis.
Member #4658
02-26-20, 11:23
Could not agree more. People are entitled to their individual tastes, but to insult someone on a public forum, where the info will be preserved for a very long time, is intolerable.
The Forum is intended to help others based on actual experiences. I wish postings would return to that. Personal attacks and insults have no place in the Forum.
Jenna is a really nice human being when it comes to being friendly and polite. I am not a fan of her boobs but I have zimmered with her twice and her service are top notch.
Easily among the better at Artemis.I can only agree. She is miss Artemis.
But even that I sessioner with her several times I can understand that people who have not look at her as little bit cold or scaring.
Although she is a red blooded and warm hearted person.
I love her from all of my heart and if she wants to retire I think there are several men in line to take care of her.
I am.
So I wonder if there are other girls of Artemis who post their schedules or have social media accounts to follow, apart from Jenna. Anyone to report?
Member #4658
02-29-20, 10:24
So I wonder if there are other girls of Artemis who post their schedules or have social media accounts to follow, apart from Jenna. Anyone to report?No. This is a sensitive subject. After the raid some years back, and a variety of legal issues, this has stopped. It protects girl's privacy, estimates of the number of hours they work, strengthens the argument they are independent providers etc. If you are interested in knowing if someone in particular is there, just telephone the front desk, especially after 8 pm, and ask. Does not help with new unknown girls obviously.
On another subject, I applaud Admin's decision to do some edits on earlier posts that are pointlessly insulting to a particular girl, which could remain visible here for years. These are matters of private taste, they do not help mongers make better decisions and have no business on a public forum. But the key post from DownandUp remains, and it is still very clear to whom it refers from the quote above. I asked Admin quietly some days ago to delete this and so far nothing. I urge others to do the same and get the post removed. Thanks.
Is it true that Artemis has more German women working than in the past?
PinballMachine
03-03-20, 13:55
Any effects on the number of girls and punters present at the club these days considering the Corona virus situation?
Any effects on the number of girls and punters present at the club these days considering the Corona virus situation?Many events in Berlin were cancelled, including fairs, so there is less traffic of guys and IMO also less women. However, weekend are still OK, I think.
Member #4658
03-05-20, 10:17
Any effects on the number of girls and punters present at the club these days considering the Corona virus situation?No idea, because unfortunately, I think it is time to pause on all FKK activity for a while til things stabilise. It must be pretty unnerving for the girls working, especially those under financial pressure.
An evening at the A is not quite the same as a few minutes in a supermarket, or on the you Bahn. Hundreds of men, especially on the weekend from northern Italy, but really from all over the world, all kinds of exchanges of fluids, droplets in showers, saunas, rooms, railings, kitchen, etc. And oh yes, the girls stirring it all up. Delays in detection or asymptomatic carriers. What could possibly go wrong?
TeddyBears
03-05-20, 18:22
An evening at the A is not quite the same as a few minutes in a supermarket, or on the you Bahn. Hundreds of men, especially on the weekend from northern Italy, but really from all over the world, all kinds of exchanges of fluids, droplets in showers, saunas, rooms, railings, kitchen, etc. And oh yes, the girls stirring it all up. Delays in detection or asymptomatic carriers. What could possibly go wrong?Totally agree! What could possibly go wrong? Start using your heads for once!
PinballMachine
03-06-20, 16:12
No idea, because unfortunately, I think it is time to pause on all FKK activity for a while til things stabilise. It must be pretty unnerving for the girls working, especially those under financial pressure.
An evening at the A is not quite the same as a few minutes in a supermarket, or on the you Bahn. Hundreds of men, especially on the weekend from northern Italy, but really from all over the world, all kinds of exchanges of fluids, droplets in showers, saunas, rooms, railings, kitchen, etc. And oh yes, the girls stirring it all up. Delays in detection or asymptomatic carriers. What could possibly go wrong?HiHi totally agree Boneranger. Seems safe.
Not to mention the traffic jam at the safe lockers handling euro bills, or the door handle when entering the toilets or the restaurant area. And last but not least, the coughing taxi driver taking you to your hotel at late night shift.
Member #4658
03-15-20, 09:44
A now closed til 19 April -see home page (only in German for the moment?) https://www.fkk-artemis.de/.
A now closed til 19 April -see home page (only in German for the moment?) https://www.fkk-artemis.de/.It must be the longest closure since Artemis opened its door.
ExpatLover
03-18-20, 17:26
A now closed til 19 April -see home page (only in German for the moment?
Probably longer my German friends were called today by officials to close their business for 3 months, I think this is also valid for the FKK.
A now closed til 19 April -see home page (only in German for the moment?
Probably longer my German friends were called today by officials to close their business for 3 months, I think this is also valid for the FKK.Many business won't able to last, they will go bankrupt if fed do not provide some kind of financial subsidies.
Many business won't able to last, they will go bankrupt if fed do not provide some kind of financial subsidies.Or corporate welfare? Seems to me it's called a "subsidy" if you get it. But if somebody else gets it, it's "welfare" LOLOLOL!
Or corporate welfare? Seems to me it's called a "subsidy" if you get it. But if somebody else gets it, it's "welfare" LOLOLOL!We provide welfare to girls in FKK for 60 euro per 30 min and they provide us with memories that last life time, this is what I call fair trade LOL!
ExpatLover
03-22-20, 18:22
That means that you can remember most of the girls you sessioned? Probably I sessioned more than 1000 girls in 15 years but I can / want only remember 5 of them and obviously the one I am with since 3 years but this is another story.
That means that you can remember most of the girls you sessioned? Probably I sessioned more than 1000 girls in 15 years but I can / want only remember 5 of them and obviously the one I am with since 3 years but this is another story.I take notes of girls I sessioned through out my life, but it is like around 200 in course of 20 years I have been mongering. Yes, it is much lower than yours, but I am extremely selective guy to the extent other may not believe LOL.
I spend most of time in FKK, sitting, looking, hunting for stunner of stunner. I only care for looks and rest I can negotiate in room.
But I only want to fuck with the best of best looking girls in my life, and it is serving me well. Marriage cannot be for me, I cannot fuck old woman no way LOL!
Member #4658
05-27-20, 06:41
There is a long article in a Berlin newspaper about continued harrassement of Artemis. Worth a read, easily translated. https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/grossbordell-artemis-staatsanwaltschaft-stellt-bordellbetreiber-weiter-ins-zwielicht/24235264.html.
No decision will be made on any sort of reopening til at least 15 June.
There is a long article in a Berlin newspaper about continued harrassement of Artemis. Worth a read, easily translated. https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/grossbordell-artemis-staatsanwaltschaft-stellt-bordellbetreiber-weiter-ins-zwielicht/24235264.html.
No decision will be made on any sort of reopening til at least 15 June.Being only FKK in the capital of Germany may make Artemis used as political tool.
Good for business as Artemis monopolize Berlin mongering scene more or less, but politically, Artemis is maybe in dangerous geographical location.
PinballMachine
07-05-20, 12:08
I am starting to dislike this shut down situation. A lot. Does anybody have any news or even just rumors, good or bad, about reopening FKK clubs in Germany in general and Artemis in particular?
I am starting to dislike this shut down situation. A lot. Does anybody have any news or even just rumors, good or bad, about reopening FKK clubs in Germany in general and Artemis in particular?There's no news!
Right now it can be assumed that FKK's can open in September when social distancing requirements are to end. It may be earlier or later than that, but note that beer festivals, fun fairs and the like cannot start until November.
I am starting to dislike this shut down situation. A lot. Does anybody have any news or even just rumors, good or bad, about reopening FKK clubs in Germany in general and Artemis in particular?I think owners are on the same page as you.
I am starting to dislike this shut down situation. A lot. Does anybody have any news or even just rumors, good or bad, about reopening FKK clubs in Germany in general and Artemis in particular?They've made a post on social media yesterday that said "Soon". I don't think it will be soon but maybe they know something we don't.
To all those wondering, I don't think there will be any return to normalcy in the mongering scene before there's a vaccine, at least in Germany.
This will require a year and a half or so. It is a long time and we all hate it. But safety first, no?
I don't think any of you would want to get infected by COVID through an asymptomatic sex worker, bar tender or customer.For sure, can't blame Germany to be careful to protect their citizens, even Germans are crying full balls on their forums, when they are used to go to AO before returning to wife. As say German girls, 20's /30's guys have brothels culture, when I ask them why they don t find a nice lover rather than Turkish or Albanian or even Afghan pimp, some being marked like cows in farms with pimp owner name written on them. Level of most German girls in this business.
ExpatLover
08-03-20, 17:59
EL: I am half German, you can not imagine the level of the German prostitutes, terrible, really the bottom of the bottom of the society.
Just have to speak with German WGs to easily understand very fast their level, I m happy because I found at Globe one who can speak like a normal woman, maybe because she had normal job before, more interesting and elegant than average, but born poor Romanians are usually better educated than Germans in brothels.
PinballMachine
08-04-20, 08:27
EL: I am half German, you can not imagine the level of the German prostitutes, terrible, really the bottom of the bottom of the society.What are you saying? I don't understand.
poor Romanians are usually better educated than Germans in brothels.And much better at foreign languages. And sex.
And much better at foreign languages. And sex.Yes, Romanian beauties, when with charm and elegance are usually great for love in bed. We are lucky to get them, sometimes for cheap rate 50/30. They are more expensive at Globe, but with silicon for most and without charm for nearly all. If not mostly Romanians in FKK land, German WGs would not work for 50/30. As say German WGs who moved to Globe, they don t do so much for only 50/30.
Sex work will be possible next month.
https://www.zeit.de/gesellschaft/zeitgeschehen/2020-08/sexarbeit-berlin-senat-corona-krise-hygieneauflagen-prostitutionHere's hoping. I'll believe it when I see it. And to see it I'd have to get there. So there would have to be a flight.
Here's hoping. I'll believe it when I see it. And to see it I'd have to get there. So there would have to be a flight.On their website they say "Finally! Re-opening 1 September 2020!" This is great news! Now Hessen & NRW needs to follow.
On their website they say "Finally! Re-opening 1 September 2020!" This is great news! Now Hessen & NRW needs to follow.Thats great, now I hope good news to follow so that travel restriction to be lifted.
On their website they say "Finally! Re-opening 1 September 2020!" This is great news! Now Hessen & NRW needs to follow.Finca Erotica Dierdorf claimed to reopen on 12 June. Better to wait to see reality on 1 September, when virus is still spreading and even increasing in Western Europe, when Romania is put under quarantine.
Alessandro527
08-08-20, 11:26
Finca Erotica Dierdorf claimed to reopen on 12 June. Better to wait to see reality on 1 September, when virus is still spreading and even increasing in Western Europe, when Romania is put under quarantine.I agree with Sirioja here.
How the hell can they be so optimistic when the virus is spreading wide again and Romania which is the 90 % provider is in 2nd or 3rd place every day in new cases in Europe?
I understand the girls who don't care much about the virus as long as they can make money but the visitors?
HammerTime96
08-08-20, 15:12
On their website they say "Finally! Re-opening 1 September 2020!" This is great news! Now Hessen & NRW needs to follow.Well, it sounds good, but as the saying goes: "seeing is believing."
I remain skeptical that it will happen, given the enormous current scaremongering about "a Second Wave" here in Europe.
Finca Erotica Dierdorf claimed to reopen on 12 June. Better to wait to see reality on 1 September, when virus is still spreading and even increasing in Western Europe, when Romania is put under quarantine.Yes of course it is uncertain but I keep my fingers crossed. If Artemis is allowed to open maybe Finca Erotica can open too. I mean, the reason Finca is still closed is because Rheinland-Pfalz didn't want to be the only state to allow FKKs again. Or was it another state maybe. ?
Yes of course it is uncertain but I keep my fingers crossed. If Artemis is allowed to open maybe Finca Erotica can open too. I mean, the reason Finca is still closed is because Rheinland-Pfalz didn't want to be the only state to allow FKKs again. Or was it another state maybe. ?Finca was not allowed to open when Hells owners know how to do. Artemis will have to be allowed, to open. Prostitution being allowed don t mean risky brothels will be allowed to open. Wait and see.
VonderJohn
08-19-20, 00:41
EL: I am half German, you can not imagine the level of the German prostitutes, terrible, really the bottom of the bottom of the society.When you say "bottom low" . What does that mean? No education, no manners, drug addiction, what exactly is most dominant about them?
EL: I am half German, you can not imagine the level of the German prostitutes, terrible, really the bottom of the bottom of the society.Please elaborate.
Alessandro527
08-24-20, 06:38
When you say "bottom low" . What does that mean? No education, no manners, drug addiction, what exactly is most dominant about them?That is how most Romanian are in Germany. Especially the manners part. German girls are far better. Although they also have a drug and alcohol problem.
Is Artemis still scheduled to reopen?
If it is I will read reports with interest before deciding if to visit myself.
I've not been to Artemis for nearly three years because it became too expensive for the service generally received but if it reopens I will probably give it another try. Especially if it's the only FKK open in Germany.
Is Artemis still scheduled to reopen?
If it is I will read reports with interest before deciding if to visit myself.
I've not been to Artemis for nearly three years because it became too expensive for the service generally received but if it reopens I will probably give it another try. Especially if it's the only FKK open in Germany.Some privates opened in Saarland with mask for sex on menu. Of course, can't know when in room, if you seduce the girl, she falls in love for you and forget everything under passion. I just know making cum girls pay for their behavior with us, some even say thank You, helping to make them improving for us. Wait and see on next week for Artemis, when Switzerland and Austria have increasing rates and Zurich take new protecting decisions, Romania being under 10 days quarantine, and France could become at risk for Zurich Kanton.
ExpatLover
08-25-20, 12:58
Please elaborate. EL: What do you want me to elaborate? Most of them have family problems usually both parents are not German, low level of education, taking drug or alcohol some have also psychiatric problems, may be you should be aware that in Germany there is full employment I would like to say more than full for the native German why should a clever, pretty German woman work in a FKK and getting fucked so many times every day by every one willing to put 50 euro on the table. They can do escort or easily find a sugar daddy, or find a rich boy friend or have a good job so many opportunities. The same is also valid for us, why should we pay for woman if we were able to date young and sexy girls in real life for free.
BrahmaPoutre
08-25-20, 18:03
Some privates opened in Saarland with mask for sex on menu. Of course, can't know when in room, if you seduce the girl, she falls in love for you and forget everything under passion. I just know making cum girls pay for their behavior with us, some even say thank You, helping to make them improving for us. Wait and see on next week for Artemis, when Switzerland and Austria have increasing rates and Zurich take new protecting decisions, Romania being under 10 days quarantine, and France could become at risk for Zurich Kanton.Last year when I visited Artemis, girls were asking 50 extra for kissing and 50 more for blowjob without. It is almost more expensive than Globe in Zürich!
If Artemis reopen next week, I can easily imagine that the girls will ask 50 extra for sex without mask LOL.
Last year when I visited Artemis, girls were asking 50 extra for kissing and 50 more for blowjob without. It is almost more expensive than Globe in Zrich!
If Artemis reopen next week, I can easily imagine that the girls will ask 50 extra for sex without mask LOL.So it was 160 for 30 GFE mn? Then, yes more expensive than Globe where 130/30.
Last year when I visited Artemis, girls were asking 50 extra for kissing and 50 more for blowjob without. It is almost more expensive than Globe in Zrich!
If Artemis reopen next week, I can easily imagine that the girls will ask 50 extra for sex without mask LOL.This will probably depend on who's more desperate. The girls who has lost a big chunk of their income for a long period of time, or the clients who hasn't been able to fuck properly for a long period of time. My guess is that the girls will be more service minded than before.
Last year when I visited Artemis, girls were asking 50 extra for kissing and 50 more for blowjob without. It is almost more expensive than Globe in Zrich!
If Artemis reopen next week, I can easily imagine that the girls will ask 50 extra for sex without mask LOL.I was in Artemis last year and it was not that bad, it was 100 euro 30 min or 150 euro 1 hour with GFE experience including DFK, DATY and BBBJ.
Please elaborate. EL: What do you want me to elaborate? Most of them have family problems usually both parents are not German, low level of education, taking drug or alcohol some have also psychiatric problems, may be you should be aware that in Germany there is full employment I would like to say more than full for the native German why should a clever, pretty German woman work in a FKK and getting fucked so many times every day by every one willing to put 50 euro on the table. They can do escort or easily find a sugar daddy, or find a rich boy friend or have a good job so many opportunities. The same is also valid for us, why should we pay for woman if we were able to date young and sexy girls in real life for free.So you say there is full employment for Germans.
Where is your source?
Where is your link?
I talked to some immigrants a few years ago at a Berlin hostel. They were travelling around Germany looking for work. And one of them had just been to Dresden. Let's just say he even excused the natives in Dresden for being anti-immigrants. According to this African immigrant I spoke to, there was absolutely no jobs available there. And he claimed there must have been over 30% unemployment. He had been there for 3 weeks and said he felt sorry for the people living there.
Germany is a big country! Just because you have visited Frankfurt and Dusseldorf, does not mean that all parts of the rest of Germany are as affluent as the people there!
So you say there is full employment for Germans.
Where is your source?
Where is your link?
I talked to some immigrants a few years ago at a Berlin hostel. They were travelling around Germany looking for work. And one of them had just been to Dresden. Let's just say he even excused the natives in Dresden for being anti-immigrants. According to this African immigrant I spoke to, there was absolutely no jobs available there. And he claimed there must have been over 30% unemployment. He had been there for 3 weeks and said he felt sorry for the people living there.
Germany is a big country! Just because you have visited Frankfurt and Dusseldorf, does not mean that all parts of the rest of Germany are as affluent as the people there!Not only good well paid jobs in Germany, but many low level part time jobs, and East of Germany or deep Rhur are not Munich or Frankfurt. Some German WGs have also normal job. Ask them about.
Alessandro527
08-29-20, 13:10
I can't wait for Artemis to open in a few hours!
I am so excited I am going to take my sleeping bag and sleep outside so I be the first one to get inside!
Yuppie!
Seem Artemis need to get allowance about health safety to open. Do they get? I would be very happy if they are allowed, then after my climbing, could go to discover. I would enjoy heated swimming pool, when Globe destroyed for useless Mainhattan area which was never VIP. Are foods so bad at Artemis when entry 80? Like a good man, I only fuck after eating good.
Are you so sure in deep East part, in Chemnitz, Zwickau, Magdebourg and around. And in deep Rhur?
EL, of course, you as a french guy, you know the situation, what is the employment rate in Neuilly, versus 93,94, I let you make a parallel with the immigration % in the different places, do you know the employment rate in Hungary, today in France it is impossible to get figures like % of jailed people with migration background, % of unemployment in the population with migration background. It is like asking a doctor to help you but you don t let him do any blood analysis. For me first we have to get the datas after that obviously not telling the people to leave but to work together an action plan with each individual to build him a future and not let them sell drugs and probably ending in jail or even worse be killed what is happening in France every day.94 district in France is not poor. I'm pretty sure Saint Mandé and Vincennes around castle are more expensive than anywhere in Germany. I don t say France is better than Germany, even I know so many 100% German love France for our quality of life, far higher than in Germany, and same in Italy or Spain. Not many French nor Italians nor Spanish go to spend holidays in Germany, when these 3 countries receive so many German tourists or Germans leaving Germany to have a better life in these 3 countries. Same for NL and UK who come to live in these 3 high quality level of life countries.
BrahmaPoutre
08-29-20, 18:42
Seem Artemis need to get allowance about health safety to open. Do they get? I would be very happy if they are allowed, then after my climbing, could go to discover. I would enjoy heated swimming pool, when Globe destroyed for useless Mainhattan area which was never VIP. Are foods so bad at Artemis when entry 80? Like a good man, I only fuck after eating good.Last year, I had a simple escalope panée in the evening but I do not remember the other choices because I was not interested. For 80, we can expect much more better, for sure! I did not see the breakfast because I visited only in the evening.
ExpatLover
08-30-20, 12:26
EL: fully online with you but nevertheless so many guys will go, just they have a addiction to sex and this is more important than all the rest, like the guys driving very fast just because they are better and stronger than many others until the accident happen, same for the covid they just believe they are stronger than any other just because they are healthy but this will not prevent them for 100% not to get seriously sick from the covid19, the virus is very resistant; chicken coming from Brazil was checked positive after so many weeks in the fridge of the boat, in toilets without open window which is mostly the case in the FKK the virus can survive several hours in the air. I am going on not visiting any prostitute, going on making nice savings, going on enjoying my life far from the P6, and this at least until beginning of 2021.
EL: fully online with you but nevertheless so many guys will go, just they have a addiction to sex and this is more important than all the rest, like the guys driving very fast just because they are better and stronger than many others until the accident happen, same for the covid they just believe they are stronger than any other just because they are healthy but this will not prevent them for 100% not to get seriously sick from the covid19, the virus is very resistant; chicken coming from Brazil was checked positive after so many weeks in the fridge of the boat, in toilets without open window which is mostly the case in the FKK the virus can survive several hours in the air. I am going on not visiting any prostitute, going on making nice savings, going on enjoying my life far from the P6, and this at least until beginning of 2021.Medical meaning of addiction is suffering not being able to control, even when falling in problems, not when taking pleasure and not being in problems, but you are right: always better to be careful, we have only 1 life, but can be short if You are found too late a cancer, or having heart attack.
Nooky Ninja
08-31-20, 14:56
..same for the covid they just believe they are stronger than any other just because they are healthy but this will not prevent them for 100% not to get seriously sick from the covid19, the virus is very resistant; chicken coming from Brazil was checked positive after so many weeks in the fridge of the boat, in toilets without open window which is mostly the case in the FKK the virus can survive several hours in the air. Agree. It is far too risky to do this. Going to FKK not like riding UBahn or going to office. Multiple vectors. Showers, crowded big smokey room, all talking loudly, and and and. Different risk pool of mongers and girls. Have to register with form when going to room. Will wait til vaccine ready. Also Art's entrance fee now 90 Eur (buried in FAQ section of website.
Artemis will reopen tomorrow. Check the website.
Artemis will reopen tomorrow. Check the website.I really hope it does. Anyone from here will visit tomorrow? And tell us if it's mask on and how many euros the girls charge to remove it LOL.
"I want GFE with french? It's 50 EUR for kisses + additional 30 if you want kissing without mask".
I checked the website out, I'm not sure I will come back soon.
I checked the website out, I'm not sure I will come back soon.The king is back!
ExpatLover
09-01-20, 07:15
For those who are interested and can't read German, to visit Artemis you need to provide your personal data and take an appointment via their file on the website, I guess the experience will be far from what it used to be.
I still stick on what I was saying for months, not the good time to monger, keep your money waiting for better times.
Citizen Kane
09-01-20, 08:19
"Sexual services are by appointment only".
Might as well use an escort and save the entry fee.
I really hope it does. Anyone from here will visit tomorrow? And tell us if it's mask on and how many euros the girls charge to remove it LOL.
"I want GFE with french? It's 50 EUR for kisses + additional 30 if you want kissing without mask".You would pay 50 for kissing with mask? To be asked 30 more for without mask. Must be really desperate for sex to accept this. Fortunately, when most difficult for me was always to find a attractive beauty, but since reopening, can still find same level than before, in GT Vienna or in Switzerland. Also 6 ens NL but didn't even give a try because of level of looks there, not my standard and never found wow in bed there.
"Sexual services are by appointment only".
Might as well use an escort and save the entry fee.It doesn't look like they've put much thought into their "reopening".
The requirement to book services is only provided in the German language section of their website. It seems like no updates were made for the other languages. I presume they'll make a daily working girls plan available inside the club because I don't see anything on their website.
It doesn't look like they've put much thought into their "reopening".
The requirement to book services is only provided in the German language section of their website.The booking is a legal requirement, see:
https://www.berlin.de/corona/massnahmen/sexuelle-dienstleistungen/
"Sexuelle Dienstleistungen theürfen nur nach Terminvereinbarung und ausschließlich an einzelnen Personen angeboten werden".
I guess it will be arranged on the spot, as part of the process of getting a key for the room.
But let's wait for reports from the early visitors.
BrahmaPoutre
09-01-20, 19:49
I hope that chic and elegant women with charm who do not look like prostitute do not ask 50 for extra in Artemis.
I hope that chic and elegant women with charm who does not look like prostitute do not ask 50 for extra in Artemis.I found at Globe a German ex Artemis, what a pretty face, super sexy, charming, good mannered and the most elegant at Globe. She made my Summer at Globe, for 200 € for our rooms, not so expensive for Globe and a real pleasure in bed. Even I prefer Romanians for their behavior I'm used to, for me, but I would like to find many elegant beauties with good manners like her.
I found at Globe a German ex Artemis, what a pretty face, super sexy, charming, good mannered and the most elegant at Globe. She made my Summer at Globe, for 200 for our rooms, not so expensive for Globe and a real pleasure in bed. Even I prefer Romanians for their behavior I'm used to, for me, but I would like to find many elegant beauties with good manners like her.Anja? Half German, Half Russian girl? Blonde, blue eye, sporty fit body, natural tits, not big, but beautiful tit, about 165 to 168 cm.
Alessandro527
09-02-20, 05:11
For those who are interested and can't read German, to visit Artemis you need to provide your personal data and take an appointment via their file on the website, I guess the experience will be far from what it used to be.
I still stick on what I was saying for months, not the good time to monger, keep your money waiting for better times.So this is the Grand opening they were telling about weeks before on FB?
I expected this from the management. It is actually a scam, you book appointment to meet the prostitute inside the club? Hahaha do the guys even know how many escorts work in Germany? Why would I chose Artemis to do this?
Anja? Half German, Half Russian girl? Blonde, blue eye, sporty fit body, natural tits, not big, but beautiful tit, about 165 to 168 cm.No, mine is full German, 24 yo and 172 bare feet. What I like is she doesn't lie about age and eight, when false information on Globe profiles and some writing she is 178, but when you take shower with her, you see she is not, like Linda is never 180. Her elegance and charm for a German attracted me, when other Germans at Globe have no elegance, and of course I can t resist to french manicure. As she is fast for so real orgasmus in bed, sometimes even when fucking her, I can manage with her for 45 mn with really no rush. But I prefer Romanian charm when I find one. Unfortunately for me, best Romanians are not at Globe now.
People aren't visiting until the weekend?
No, mine is full German, 24 yo and 172 bare feet. What I like is she doesn't lie about age and eight, when false information on Globe profiles and some writing she is 178, but when you take shower with her, you see she is not, like Linda is never 180. Her elegance and charm for a German attracted me, when other Germans at Globe have no elegance, and of course I can t resist to french manicure. As she is fast for so real orgasmus in bed, sometimes even when fucking her, I can manage with her for 45 mn with really no rush. But I prefer Romanian charm when I find one. Unfortunately for me, best Romanians are not at Globe now.So Globe is doing good with line up, I hope Artemis get more younger beautiful German girls as they once did back in early 2010's.
So Globe is doing good with line up, I hope Artemis get more younger beautiful German girls as they once did back in early 2010's.Some German girls from GT Bruggen and their Miss 2019 elected by Germans, went to Globe, when no business in Germany, when paid sex is forbidden in NRW, but she is not wow for look. Lana also from GT is pretty face but no wow in bed and Melina is lovely but not pretty enough to repeat after Germany. When Linda is only average face for me, with no elegance nor charm, when elegance and charm are like to find a panda at Globe, when no Megan beauty at the moment, only 1 girl for me at Globe at the moment, not what I tell a good casting but very average compare to until 2018 , but improving since January 2019, when I left many times with no room. Sometimes just restaurant and jacuzzi to prepare or recover close to my mountains. I don't pay to empty balls, I pay to dream, at least, even I was really happy to return with Megan after nearly 29 months and even repeated, but German from Artemis with her elegance, really charming behavior, full french manicure on our last time, for sure for me as we joked, and so fresh in bed, when I went to discover her at 1 am, made me dream on our rooms and before going, I like she takes time, not rushing, before going to room, I don't rush her, I like to feel my desire waking up when looking at her, when she smiles, I hate girls like a silicon Romanian who arrived from Oase, on first time she came to me at Oase, she just said: Zimmer, I didn't dare, but I wanted to answer: look at you. Only 1 attractive girl at Globe, when had 3 on my GT Vienna discovery, but if she was not booked for hours for geriatric sex with ugly, could be OK. I prefer only 1 elegant beauty rather than many silicon dolls or GND or Romanian schoolgirls like Lorette and Candy who are cute, but not woman.
For those who are interested and can't read German, to visit Artemis you need to provide your personal data and take an appointment via their file on the website, I guess the experience will be far from what it used to be.
I still stick on what I was saying for months, not the good time to monger, keep your money waiting for better times.No problem for me to give name and phone like I do in Switzerland, not even problem to give ID and to have phone number controlled like at Freubad. Ch, but I want to see girls, to see how they look at me, because good information about how it may work, before choosing.
PaulInZurich
09-03-20, 18:26
or GND or Romanian schoolgirls like Lorette and Candy who are cute, but not woman.Too bad man, I have had Lorette and Candy together, they have been very, very bad girls that didn't to their homework, so they had to be punished LOL.
I've seen reports on German boards saying that Artemis did in fact reopen on 1st Sept, and that LU is thus far nothing to write home about.
Alessandro527
09-04-20, 06:16
I've seen reports on German boards saying that Artemis did in fact reopen on 1st Sept, and that LU is thus far nothing to write home about.Scam as expected.
Too bad man, I have had Lorette and Candy together, they have been very, very bad girls that didn't to their homework, so they had to be punished LOL.I desire woman looks and behavior, not really prostitute behavior. When I m a real Romanian, elegant woman types lover, but unfortunately for me, Romanians at Globe now are not so pretty and low level for behavior, lacking elegance and charm, so I need to find a German. Fortunately, I found one with a bit of elegance, charming, and really enjoyable and for sure not faking in bed.
Bertie Wooster
09-04-20, 13:30
I was in Berlin when I read on a German board that Artemis was opening. I happened to have been travelling with a connection in Berlin so I changed the connection so I could get a few fucks in. I arrived at opening the next morning and waited in que maybe 11 punters. My temperature was taken (36.4), they let me in the door and I used the hand sanitizer before paying. The lineup was not good. Older, too much ink, these girls look like they need to retire already. They were not too aggressive but younger prettier girls started to emerge. I noticed a few faces were familiar from Samya, GT, Sharks and FKK ROM.
The girl from ROM interested me and I remember her from years ago when she was at Babylon also. Goes by Julie now but I forget the old names. Short little blond girl with man made mountain peaks. She wanted 150 for an hour and 60 more for BBBJ. Told her I would pass. She asked again 10 minutes later and I told her 180 if she allowed DATY and two cums, she wanted 200 and I agreed. I have no complaints on service, in the room we did several positions, great quality blowjob and came once in missionary and once in doggie. Great room.
Two hours passed and I met a new girl from Bulgaria and told me she was brand new. LOL. Her English was poor but ok to strike a deal. She goes by Elena. Tall and skinny blond. She wasn't the prettiest girl but I sensed her service levels would be great. Looked identical* to a girl in Sharks. She delivered it all. She told me 140 for the hour and it included BBBJ. Services included kissing, DATY, Multi position sex and a great blowjob. If optics aren't the top of your list and service is then she is a good bet. She was not ugly, but certainly not one to brag about but the service was WOW! For 140 the session was a bargain so I reckon I got hosed by the first girl a little but girl number one was much prettier. If the first girl's fees were the norm then the second girl was working cheaper. Not sure, but I came 3 times total and was more than content.
I had a great time at Artemis. Girls not top notch as a group but some gems to be found. I think all in all I estimate LU size of 30 and never saw more than 15 bears. FKK is back! Conditions and all are not perfect; I expected the place to be overflowing to capacity with hungry FKK lovers but maybe the guys are not too excited about the new rules or there are just not enough foreign travel guys to fill the club. I only heard German (and Romanian) spoken and there were only two Asian men in the club so it appears the party for now will only include German and EU guys. Maybe that is why not many men. No tourists. I hope more clubs will open but with no Asians and no Americans it might continue to be slow.
Happy mongering!
HammerTime96
09-04-20, 20:17
What about face masks or restrictions of service?
Were all the girls and customers wearing face masks in the main lounge?
I was in Berlin when I read on a German board that Artemis was opening. I happened to have been travelling with a connection in Berlin so I changed the connection so I could get a few fucks in. I arrived at opening the next morning and waited in que maybe 11 punters. My temperature was taken (36.4), they let me in the door and I used the hand sanitizer before paying. The lineup was not good. Older, too much ink, these girls look like they need to retire already. They were not too aggressive but younger prettier girls started to emerge. I noticed a few faces were familiar from Samya, GT, Sharks and FKK ROM.
The girl from ROM interested me and I remember her from years ago when she was at Babylon also. Goes by Julie now but I forget the old names. Short little blond girl with man made mountain peaks. She wanted 150 for an hour and 60 more for BBBJ. Told her I would pass. She asked again 10 minutes later and I told her 180 if she allowed DATY and two cums, she wanted 200 and I agreed. I have no complaints on service, in the room we did several positions, great quality blowjob and came once in missionary and once in doggie. Great room.Thanks very much for your report. Do You have to put on mask in club and give name and phone to go to room with a girl? Entry is now 90 ? How were foods? Is there ATM in club?
Short little blond girl with man made mountain peaks. She wanted 150 for an hour and 60 more for BBBJ. Told her I would pass. She asked again 10 minutes later and I told her 180 if she allowed DATY and two cums, she wanted 200 and I agreed. I have no complaints on service, in the room we did several positions, great quality blowjob and came once in missionary and once in doggie. Great room.
Two hours passed and I met a new girl from Bulgaria and told me she was brand new. She told me 140 for the hour and it included BBBJ. Services included kissing, DATY, Multi position sex and a great blowjob. Back in the days, 1 HR: BBBJ+DATY+2 shots =120€, 100/80€ for anal as option.
90€ the entry fee, 60€ for a piece of plastic, 150€ an hour.
I've been spending nights in Art since 2016, I'm not sure the quality will be the same like the past years.
I could spent 400€ to 1 k€ a night and have a good time, go to the room as long as I wanted.
Hopefully, we are in a capitalist world and I'll go in more affordable place.
ART was on my top list but with those rates I'm definitely not ready to come back here.
Thanks for the report. It says on their website, that you have to make an appointment (per website) with one of the ladys. How will this work out? And, if I have complied to that appointment, am I then free to rover around? Your report didn't mention it at all, which I find strange.
I was in Berlin when I read on a German board that Artemis was opening. I happened to have been travelling with a connection in Berlin so I changed the connection so I could get a few fucks in. I arrived at opening the next morning and waited in que maybe 11 punters. My temperature was taken (36.4), they let me in the door and I used the hand sanitizer before paying. The lineup was not good. Older, too much ink, these girls look like they need to retire already. They were not too aggressive but younger prettier girls started to emerge. I noticed a few faces were familiar from Samya, GT, Sharks and FKK ROM.
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Happy mongering!
But if the club has just reopened 5 days ago, we should give it a bit more time. Ladies may have gotten involved in other short-term obligations. I guess October will be much better.
But hopefully, covid-number stay approximately low, otherwise, guess what establishements they would close first??
I've seen reports on German boards saying that Artemis did in fact reopen on 1st Sept, and that LU is thus far nothing to write home about.
ExpatLover
09-05-20, 08:19
EL: may be also a lot of guys are clever enough not to put their health at risk just to fuck a prostitute. Also you confirm was I am saying since years, always the same veteran girls around, switching from this place to this place, those girls are unable to do other things that to open their wholes to anyone willing to pay some euros.
Only 1 report so far and it's from a first time poster. Hmm.
Only 1 report so far and it's from a first time poster. Hmm.This is why I did thank him, even I was told low level for looks on reopening and not crowded with slow business, so I won't rush. I only want quality, I'm not in rush to empty balls.
Only 1 report so far and it's from a first time poster. Hmm.Entry increased to 90 and girls rate for basic sex to 70/30, but more expensive for GFE. Seem club mostly to fuck tourists, even my German from Artemis is honest.
StrikeFour
09-06-20, 01:09
Friday 4th of September.
Went there around 16:00 and left 02:00. Mask is mandatory. Security at the door check your temperature. You show ID and write down your name, date, email, phone number on a paper form. You save the form and when leaving you write down the girls name and return it to security at the door. The entry is now 90 euro and 70 euro for 30 min.
The LU was OK in my opinion. They can't let too many people in. Later at around 21 it was full house so there was a line outside. When someone go out they let another person in.
Mostly known faces, the veteran girls. The LU will probably get better in a couple of weeks. But for me it was OK since I found some of my favorites like Gabi. The service was actually better than when I was in Artemis in February. Before it was "cmon baby cum for me" every other minute. Now it's no stress, no upselling at all. I usually do extra anyway. Maybe 6 months of being closed was not so bad, the girls got a bit spoiled before Corona.
Mask is mandatory when you walk around. Security and the girls will tell you to put your mask on. Half of the showers are closed and the food is served on a plate by the staff.
Overall I had a good time but yes it is a bit risky. I understand if some people don't want to take that risk.
Friday 4th of September.
Went there around 16:00 and left 02:00. Mask is mandatory. Security at the door check your temperature. You show ID and write down your name, date, email, phone number on a paper form. You save the form and when leaving you write down the girls name and return it to security at the door. The entry is now 90 euro and 70 euro for 30 min.
The LU was OK in my opinion. They can't let too many people in. Later at around 21 it was full house so there was a line outside. When someone go out they let another person in.
Mostly known faces, the veteran girls. The LU will probably get better in a couple of weeks. But for me it was OK since I found some of my favorites like Gabi. The service was actually better than when I was in Artemis in February. Before it was "cmon baby cum for me" every other minute. Now it's no stress, no upselling at all. I usually do extra anyway. Maybe 6 months of being closed was not so bad, the girls got a bit spoiled before Corona.
Mask is mandatory when you walk around. Security and the girls will tell you to put your mask on. Half of the showers are closed and the food is served on a plate by the staff.
Overall I had a good time but yes it is a bit risky. I understand if some people don't want to take that risk.Thank you for that report. How was it in the room? Any girls insisting on any mask use? What about kissing?
Very nice to see a real, live report!
Alessandro527
09-06-20, 05:56
Only 1 report so far and it's from a first time poster. Hmm.Maybe it is from the owner of the club.
Alessandro527
09-06-20, 06:01
EL: may be also a lot of guys are clever enough not to put their health at risk just to fuck a prostitute. Also you confirm was I am saying since years, always the same veteran girls around, switching from this place to this place, those girls are unable to do other things that to open their wholes to anyone willing to pay some euros.Maybe they are able to find a job for 400 euro per month. But since they have learned that they can make that money much easier in 2-3 hours why quit?
You also have to understand that opening their wholes to anyone is willing to pay means absolutely nothing to them. You are seeking for dignity in a prostitute?
Citizen Kane
09-06-20, 08:14
Thanks for the report.
They can't let too many people in. Later at around 21 it was full house so there was a line outside. When someone go out they let another person in.Any idea on how many 'full house' equates to? Ballpark amount of guys?
The service was actually better than when I was in Artemis in February. Before it was "cmon baby cum for me" every other minute. Now it's no stress, no upselling at all. I usually do extra anyway. Maybe 6 months of being closed was not so bad, the girls got a bit spoiled before Corona.
Mask is mandatory when you walk around. Security and the girls will tell you to put your mask on. Half of the showers are closed and the food is served on a plate by the staff.Any Corona induced changes to procedure once in the room?
Cheers.
Mask in club like at 6 ens NL where girls also have, so how can You see about pretty face and beautiful teeth, or bad teeth? Not so attractive. Should be same at Paradise Sarrebrucken in Saarland like at Venezia private, when I liked to see Anna. Ro beautiful smile and white teeth at Wellcum. At, when no mask in Austria nor Switzerland. No rush for mask, I only put in real life for respect for others.
StrikeFour
09-06-20, 11:54
Thanks for the report.
Any idea on how many 'full house' equates to? Ballpark amount of guys?
Any Corona induced changes to procedure once in the room?
Cheers.I asked one of the girls and she said maximum 250 people (including the girls). She told me many girls go there earlier now so they will get in. Don't know if the number is correct but it didn't get too packed with guys like before Corona. But it was more guys than girls in the smoke lounge after midnight, but that's normal at Artemis on a Friday.
No changes when in the room, like usual.
Gironimo Jones
09-06-20, 16:08
Greetings,
I'm a regular visitor to Berlin for business and sometimes for fun too. I had an opportunity to visit Artemis this weekend and thought I would confirm some facts about how the club is operating under the current pandemic conditions.
I had read about Artemis re-opening in the local German forums and its really great to see some useful reports and information on international sex guide in the Germany FKK clubs forum particularly about Artemis re-opening. I was inspired to no longer be a guest on international sex guide and to add some useful information to the conversation. To be honest so much of what is written in this forum seems to be just idle chit chat and guys shooting the breeze. The same guys posting again and again about absolutely nothing. Reports about far flung places not even in Germany. Sometimes not even in Europe. It can be difficult to separate useful information from so much waffle. So great to read a few useful reports about Artemis and its re-opening. So great not to have to rely on German language forums.
There have been many questions with regard to the new anti-virus rules now applicable in Artemis. I can confirm that on entry to Artemis hallowed halls you will have your temperature checked and if that measurement is normal you will be asked to provide your name, address and telephone number. It is advisable to provide correct details because I was asked to provide identification, so you must remember to bring your ID card, passport or driver's licence with you. Otherwise you could be sent packing.
Your identification details are written on paper and you keep this form until you exit the club. You must keep this form safe because on exiting the club you will be asked for the names of the ladies with whom you have visited and your exit time will also be noted down. The cost of entry is now euro 90. Upon paying you receive an arm-band from the club, along with your robe and locker key.
It should also be noted that you must wear a mask as you arrive and as you move around the club. It is permissible to remove the mask if you are sitting down. This rule also applies to the ladies. I saw no person not wearing a mask.
There is disinfectant available throughout the club and not just at the entrance or in the changing rooms.
All stools have been removed around the bar so it is no longer possible to loiter there. If you wish to sit you must sit on a sofa and you must be seated in order to take off your mask to chat either with fellow mongers or the ladies present.
It is difficult to estimate, but on Friday evening I reckon there were approximately 40 guests and maybe 60 ladies. The club atmosphere is more sedate than it was before the pandemic. There are less customers wandering around or loitering. Most customers either head quickly to the room with a lady or head outside to the garden. There is no necessity to wear a mask in the garden. The swimming-pool is open as is the large sauna but the whirlpool and hammam are closed.
Masks were not worn in the rooms, at least not with the ladies I was with. Maybe different ladies have more stringent requirements but I doubt this to be the case.
I can say that I had a most enjoyable visit to Artemis. The experience was more sedate than what was the norm in less stressful times. Would I visit again. Certainly yes. But then again, because of age and health, I am not in a high-risk category when it comes to the virus. I guess the good news is that FKK clubs (in Germany) are beginning to re-open. Let's hope that they remain open so that the fun can continue.
GJ.
Thank you so much StrikeFour, Gironimo Jones and Bertie Wooster for the update. Really nice to hear that its open for real again and not only appointment as some people said. 90 EUR entry is a little to much but I will go anyway. Even 80 EUR was to high IMO. But without a competitor nearby I guess there is no problem for the management to higher the price.
Citizen Kane
09-06-20, 19:45
I asked one of the girls and she said maximum 250 people (including the girls). She told me many girls go there earlier now so they will get in. Don't know if the number is correct but it didn't get too packed with guys like before Corona. But it was more guys than girls in the smoke lounge after midnight, but that's normal at Artemis on a Friday.
No changes when in the room, like usual.Many thanks.
Sounds like Artemis is the FKK canary down the Corona mine. Let's keep our fingers crossed.
StrikeFour
09-06-20, 21:12
Thank you for that report. How was it in the room? Any girls insisting on any mask use? What about kissing?
Very nice to see a real, live report!In the room it was like before Corona and kissing was no problem at all.
Greetings,
I'm a regular visitor to Berlin for business and sometimes for fun too. I had an opportunity to visit Artemis this weekend and thought I would confirm some facts about how the club is operating under the current pandemic conditions.
I had read about Artemis re-opening in the local German forums and its really great to see some useful reports and information on international sex guide in the Germany FKK clubs forum particularly about Artemis re-opening. I was inspired to no longer be a guest on international sex guide and to add some useful information to the conversation. To be honest so much of what is written in this forum seems to be just idle chit chat and guys shooting the breeze. The same guys posting again and again about absolutely nothing. Reports about far flung places not even in Germany. Sometimes not even in Europe. It can be difficult to separate useful information from so much waffle. So great to read a few useful reports about Artemis and its re-opening. So great not to have to rely on German language forums.
There have been many questions with regard to the new anti-virus rules now applicable in Artemis. I can confirm that on entry to Artemis hallowed halls you will have your temperature checked and if that measurement is normal you will be asked to provide your name, address and telephone number. It is advisable to provide correct details because I was asked to provide identification, so you must remember to bring your ID card, passport or driver's licence with you. Otherwise you could be sent packing.
Your identification details are written on paper and you keep this form until you exit the club. You must keep this form safe because on exiting the club you will be asked for the names of the ladies with whom you have visited and your exit time will also be noted down. The cost of entry is now euro 90. Upon paying you receive an arm-band from the club, along with your robe and locker key.
It should also be noted that you must wear a mask as you arrive and as you move around the club. It is permissible to remove the mask if you are sitting down. This rule also applies to the ladies. I saw no person not wearing a mask.
There is disinfectant available throughout the club and not just at the entrance or in the changing rooms.
All stools have been removed around the bar so it is no longer possible to loiter there. If you wish to sit you must sit on a sofa and you must be seated in order to take off your mask to chat either with fellow mongers or the ladies present.
It is difficult to estimate, but on Friday evening I reckon there were approximately 40 guests and maybe 60 ladies. The club atmosphere is more sedate than it was before the pandemic. There are less customers wandering around or loitering. Most customers either head quickly to the room with a lady or head outside to the garden. There is no necessity to wear a mask in the garden. The swimming-pool is open as is the large sauna but the whirlpool and hammam are closed.
Masks were not worn in the rooms, at least not with the ladies I was with. Maybe different ladies have more stringent requirements but I doubt this to be the case.
I can say that I had a most enjoyable visit to Artemis. The experience was more sedate than what was the norm in less stressful times. Would I visit again. Certainly yes. But then again, because of age and health, I am not in a high-risk category when it comes to the virus. I guess the good news is that FKK clubs (in Germany) are beginning to re-open. Let's hope that they remain open so that the fun can continue.
GJ.Really good and useful report. Thanks.
I am wondering if when FKKs open up they will take the opportunity to increase their entry prices like Artemis. And the girls too. Another down side to the pandemic.
I wonder what it is different in the scope of supply for 70€ 30 min, compare to 60 € 30 min.
Can Somebody help me?
I am wondering if when FKKs open up they will take the opportunity to increase their entry prices like Artemis. And the girls too. Another down side to the pandemic.Seem you won't get so much for less than 100/120/30 mn. I can agree to pay 200 for 1 hour but the girl has to be a elegant beauty and lovely in bed. Not sure, many natural beauties for my standard, but more silicon and tattooed.
I am wondering if when FKKs open up they will take the opportunity to increase their entry prices like Artemis. And the girls too. Another down side to the pandemic.With regard to FKK pricing, I was already close to my tipping point. I mean, an hour with anal plus BBBJ / CIM was easily hitting 300 euros. Start going above that, and it starts to get too high for me. I think it would be just bad business judgment and greed for them to start upping prices. Now is not the time. You want to draw customers back, not push them away by hiking prices. Mongers like me have other places we can go to if we need to if Germany starts to get too high in price. Raise prices too high, and they will drive the final nails into their own coffins. They can get away with raising entrances fees I think, but I think raising the cost of sexual services will bring only problems in the end. Switzerland FKKs are expensive, but that's Switzerland where everything is expensive! Top Austrian clubs are higher, but I found overall optics and service to be lower, which makes Germany the bigger draw for mongers. Spain, although not built on the FKK model, offers great action but is also on the expensive end (the clubs anyway), and service levels can be uneven (you can't have confidence about what you will get for your money). Germany holds the "sweet spot" in Europe for me, and can stay there by holding the line on prices when things open up again. If I have to, I can always stick with Brazil, which is my favorite anyway.
HammerTime96
09-07-20, 17:12
I am wondering if when FKKs open up they will take the opportunity to increase their entry prices like Artemis. And the girls too. Another down side to the pandemic.Yes, 90 Euros entry fee is outrageous! What a nice "welcome back" present from the Artemis management for their loyal customers. / sarc.
I guess they don't really see a long term future, but instead they want to grab as much money as desperate customers are willing to pay, before the next shutdown / lockdown hits them.
I wonder what it is different in the scope of supply for 70 30 min, compare to 60 30 min.
Can Somebody help me?12% more on entry and more than 15% increasing girls rate and you should not get much for only 70. Maybe why when only Artemis in Berlin and Germany but not crowded and girls will cry about slow business. Fucking clients don t pay for long.
Yes, 90 Euros entry fee is outrageous! What a nice "welcome back" present from the Artemis management for their loyal customers. / sarc.
I guess they don't really see a long term future, but instead they want to grab as much money as desperate customers are willing to pay, before the next shutdown / lockdown hits them.I have not been a fan of Artemis for 5+ years, and I would not be rushing to attend this club at these prices (actually, until I have a reliable vaccine I can trust, I will not be attending any sex clubs -- please spare me your standard lectures on how benign is the virus in your view. Keep it for another day). But from the club's pov, 90 entry is not that much at all. Fact of the matter is, Artemis was already charging more than other German clubs and those who liked it enough did attend, those who did not care for it stayed away. And German clubs are cheaper than those in some neighboring countries, and that also was status quo and those who could tolerate the higher prices attended such clubs for the perceived higher quality of club / girls / both. So, a differential pricing due to # clubs in a given location, competitive dynamic, local cost of living were all taken into consideration. Now, in this reopening, none of us know what were the incremental expenses the club had to spend to make it open. Clearly, the club is operating under much reduced capacity, allowing only certain # men at a given time. Did they intentionally allow fewer girls as well to comply with the rules? So, there was lost revenue from men and from perhaps girls as well. Their expenses, instead of being commensurately reduced, might have in fact gone up if there were extra sanitary and other measures to be put into effect. Of course there was the several months' lost revenue and they probably kept paying most of the expenses to stay alive (mortgage, taxes, license, some salaries for staff, skeletal maintenance expense, etc).
Guys here on ISG are going to claim Artemis has to take a long term outlook and not charge extra. Why? If in future girls' quality or service went down at Artemis, will you patronize this club out of loyalty? If not, then why should Artemis forego revenue to acquire your loyalty which is fickle at best and highly changeable?
They do not even know how long they may stay open. For all they know, they may be forced to shut down in a week. Starting and stopping is more expensive than staying shut, as NRW / Hessen clubs have done. But in the logic of the guys here, the club should swallow all these expenses. Club management may instead be thinking "we went out of our way, fought hard with local municipality and others to reopen, we are jumping through the hoops to help our customers who have been starving for sex for 6 months, and we have extra expenses than normal and we should recoup them."
When some FKK girls were charging 150 an hour, no one said anything here. In fact, people said 150 was a bargain. Now, people are whining entry fee is hiked 10 bucks.
Alessandro527
09-08-20, 05:47
I wonder what it is different in the scope of supply for 70 30 min, compare to 60 30 min.
Can Somebody help me?The answer is very simple.
Monopoly in Berlin.
I wonder what it is different in the scope of supply for 70 30 min, compare to 60 30 min.
Can Somebody help me?They raised the price to 70 euro per 30 min now in Artemis? They already charged higher before and not provided good service unless you pay up even more, so the price increase is not justified, but it may gather more stunner level girls to Artemis with even higher price now?
... but it may gather more stunner level girls to Artemis with even higher price now?Not sure. The Veterans (like Berna) will always still there, a big part of the "fresh" ladies will probably come from areas which have not opened up yet (once, I noticed in the same night at least 10 ladies from Hamburg FKKs).
Not sure. The Veterans (like Berna) will always still there, a big part of the "fresh" ladies will probably come from areas which have not opened up yet (once, I noticed in the same night at least 10 ladies from Hamburg FKKs).I wonder how management of FKK gather girls?
I wonder how management of FKK gather girls?They come by themselves due to the reputation of the place and obviously the number of men (strongly tied with the financial aspect).
Smoke Light
09-12-20, 04:42
I wonder how management of FKK gather girls?Mgmt normally has girls phone numbers and WhatsApp is very common.
They come by themselves due to the reputation of the place and obviously the number of men (strongly tied with the financial aspect).Rational and right. On top of that, Artemis monopolize Berlin market for FKK and arguably for mongering as other clubs are rather limited.
The glory days of PIMPS are long gone after the raid LOL!
Mgmt normally has girls phone numbers and WhatsApp is very common.So they do both ways, girls call and also management calls, but I also think girls calls upon girls and get commission if they begin to work as working girl. And also some pimps or system are in Romania for recruitment too because too many Romanians in the industry, but it is good thing as they are more or less in safe working environment in FKK than other place.
Rational and right. On top of that, Artemis monopolize Berlin market for FKK and arguably for mongering as other clubs are rather limited.
The glory days of PIMPS are long gone after the raid LOL!But the business for WG Taxi Driver is still very lucrative.
too many Romanians in the industryI would like more German women, more czeckies, more Polies, more Danish women or Nordic.
Romanians in Art aren't the best I met up so far. Actually, I avoid them. Too vulgar compare to the other nationality backgrounds mentioned above.
Hello,
Is Artemis back to normal compared to pre-coronavirus? Are there as many beautiful girls as before? Thanks!
ExpatLover
09-13-20, 18:46
Too many Romanian girls in the P6 is just because those girls have no shae to be a *****, it is cultural for some of them, but if you travel to Bucharest, ot Brayla you will find many normal girls who will not open their wholes just to get 50 euros.
I would like more German women, more czeckies, more Polies, more Danish women or Nordic.
Romanians in Art aren't the best I met up so far. Actually, I avoid them. Too vulgar compare to the other nationality backgrounds mentioned above.German WGs in brothels, usually tattooed and silicon, some Turkish or Albanian marked, are much more vulgar and lower educated than many Romanians. On last night at Samya, few Romanian natural beauties, prettier than now Globe level of looks, and 3 Germans, 1 fat, 1 silicon and tattooed like her friend.
But the business for WG Taxi Driver is still very lucrative.What do you mean? The kick backs from Artemis to taxi drivers for bringing clients? In Ocean in duss, it is very much like that really pisses off Siri with entrance fee differences LOL!
What do you mean? The kick backs from Artemis to taxi drivers for bringing clients? In Ocean in duss, it is very much like that really pisses off Siri with entrance fee differences LOL!Well, Oceans has a terrible location for a taxi driver considering it is basically next door to theüsseldorf airport. Artemis on the other hand has a ride costing 42 euro to Shönefeld, so much better business there.
But the business for WG Taxi Driver is still very lucrative.Taxi drivers? The kick back from reception is big thing or? It certainly is for oceans and also I hear from a driver in Frankfurt that they get if I remember right 30 euro if they bring a client to FKK!
I have not been a fan of Artemis for 5+ years, and I would not be rushing to attend this club at these prices (actually, until I have a reliable vaccine I can trust, I will not be attending any sex clubs...........You wouldn't consider going to the club but wearing a mask for protection?
ExpatLover
09-14-20, 15:02
Everyone knows that wearing a mask is giving close to 0 protection, the only protection possible is to reduce the number of social contacts and by consequence the risk to get infected. So many cluster around now in France Colleges, with very high number of infected students, this covid is very aggressive but fortunately seems not be that terrible killer predicted by some, but nevertheless I think that visiting a FKK is at high because of the extreme promiscuity in places without proper air renewal.
A solid FFP3 mask for 6 euro (e. G. Oxyline X 310 SV FFP3 on Amazon) gives outstanding protection.
Everyone knows that wearing a mask is giving close to 0 protection, the only protection possible is to reduce the number of social contacts and by consequence the risk to get infected. So many cluster around now in France Colleges, with very high number of infected students, this covid is very aggressive but fortunately seems not be that terrible killer predicted by some, but nevertheless I think that visiting a FKK is at high because of the extreme promiscuity in places without proper air renewal.
JohnReter335
09-14-20, 20:51
A solid FFP3 mask for 6 euro (e. G. Oxyline X 310 SV FFP3 on Amazon) gives outstanding protection.I don't think 6 EUR is much for your protection.
Everyone knows that wearing a mask is giving close to 0 protection, the only protection possible is to reduce the number of social contacts and by consequence the risk to get infected. So many cluster around now in France Colleges, with very high number of infected students, this covid is very aggressive but fortunately seems not be that terrible killer predicted by some, but nevertheless I think that visiting a FKK is at high because of the extreme promiscuity in places without proper air renewal.Exactly, so if everyone cooperate, it does give whole society protection But most hardest thing for Europe is how to make people stay more or less home instead of going on holiday as usual once the summer arrived.
You wouldn't consider going to the club but wearing a mask for protection?Tbh, the medical aspect is only one part of it. Being a family guy, if I am unfortunate enough to catch Covid then it is a risk not only from a personal health pov but also spreading to others and then having to explain how and where I may have contacted it. But much more practically, I need a whole bunch of things in place before I can travel to fkks. Smooth, zero hassle travel, hotels and all other issues sorted out, no quarantines of any kind whatsoever. Also, some specific things like business travel back to normal, conferences, need to visit clients, business meets etc in place. I need an excuse to visit Europe. At the moment, we are all wfh. My spouse knows my colleagues, knows there is no business travel and that no face to face meets are happening and all that. Family at my home can hear my Webex calls and Teams meets. Until this changes and life returns to some normalcy, making an escape to Europe would be challenging. We will see. I am very inventive in this department and have a variety of tricks and ways to cover my tracks and have not been caught yet while doing this for several years but this current weirdness is definitely a challenge.
Tbh, the medical aspect is only one part of it. Being a family guy, if I am unfortunate enough to catch Covid then it is a risk not only from a personal health pov but also spreading to others and then having to explain how and where I may have contacted it. But much more practically, I need a whole bunch of things in place before I can travel to fkks. Smooth, zero hassle travel, hotels and all other issues sorted out, no quarantines of any kind whatsoever. Also, some specific things like business travel back to normal, conferences, need to visit clients, business meets etc in place. I need an excuse to visit Europe. At the moment, we are all wfh. My spouse knows my colleagues, knows there is no business travel and that no face to face meets are happening and all that. Family at my home can hear my Webex calls and Teams meets. Until this changes and life returns to some normalcy, making an escape to Europe would be challenging. We will see. I am very inventive in this department and have a variety of tricks and ways to cover my tracks and have not been caught yet while doing this for several years but this current weirdness is definitely a challenge.Well from that way of looking at things, then a family guy should stay away from FKK because you may catch std and spread it to your wife, then to your children via kisses etc, but since you used a word escape, I feel ya, marriage can be very trapped feeling LOL!
Having said that, there are no lying in you, you are going on business trip to Europe, it is just that it is different type of business that your wife may think, it is money for sex business trip LOL! So you are honest man in reality LOL!
HammerTime96
09-15-20, 10:27
Until this changes and life returns to some normalcy, making an escape to Europe would be challenging. We will see. I am very inventive in this department and have a variety of tricks and ways to cover my tracks and have not been caught yet while doing this for several years but this current weirdness is definitely a challenge.I hear ya.
So you will also look forward to the days when a cashless society ("cash spreads Covid" LOL), a "vaccine," and tracking apps (to monitor that the sheeple have been vaxxed in a timely manner) are introduced in order to "fight Covid" and "spread freedom and democracy?" / sarc.
Just look at China: where every step you make is monitored with a gigantic totalitarian surveillance state, and where a social credit system determines if you can get into an airplane or train.
In Shanghai you need to have a Covid tracking app with a QR code to even walk into a shop, so everybody have fun in the future when visiting a German FKK club and being required to present your smartphone so the reception lady can scan your Corona Tracking App and can "check you in" in the FKK club. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5UpkQPiRCQ.
And please everybody, don't be naive by sticking your head in the sand and think "this is just in China, it can never happen here," because almost all EU governments are actively working on changing their constitutions so they can make these sort of tracking apps legal and mandatory for everybody, including tourists.
............... But much more practically, I need a whole bunch of things in place before I can travel to fkks. Smooth, zero hassle travel, hotels and all other issues sorted out, no quarantines of any kind whatsoever. Also, some specific things like business travel back to normal, conferences, need to visit clients, business meets etc in place. I need an excuse to visit Europe..........Actually, same here.
Actually, same here.I'm on the same boat.
Actually, same here.There's a business just waiting to explode there. Businessmen all over the World needing a "business buddy" who emails you at work to say "Hi John / Jim / Frank / whoever. Could really do with meeting up with you in Frankfurt soon. Have some real opportunities to discuss". Now that kinda friend is worth a lot!
Well from that way of looking at things, then a family guy should stay away from FKK because you may catch std and spread it to your wife, then to your children via kisses etc, but since you used a word escape, I feel ya, marriage can be very trapped feeling LOL!
Having said that, there are no lying in you, you are going on business trip to Europe, it is just that it is different type of business that your wife may think, it is money for sex business trip LOL! So you are honest man in reality LOL!I like your thinking Ho. Even if I get into a relationship, which is very unlikely, I can still do the business trips like Pessimist where I will be giving charitable business to the needy FKK girls and in turn to their families and pimps, for my dick's very important trips to those girls' pussies and mouths. That's me being very honest to myself and my future ex wife or girlfriend LOL!
Rambambinoz
09-15-20, 23:48
Normally at this time of year there'd be some kind of electronics convention, quite a few of the Artemis ladies would ask me if I'd come to Berlin for that. Stuck for excuses now. Only a certain number of times I can say that I'm visiting a friend and it's quite suspicious that I keep visiting Berlin.
I like your thinking Ho. Even if I get into a relationship, which is very unlikely, I can still do the business trips like Pessimist where I will be giving charitable business to the needy FKK girls and in turn to their families and pimps, for my dick's very important trips to those girls' pussies and mouths. That's me being very honest to myself and my future ex wife or girlfriend LOL!In a way, we are the united colors of investors for Romanian lower class or German lower class etc LOL! We are even committed to fly in to help, we are borderless LOL!
Alessandro527
09-16-20, 07:20
Tbh, the medical aspect is only one part of it. Being a family guy, if I am unfortunate enough to catch Covid then it is a risk not only from a personal health pov but also spreading to others and then having to explain how and where I may have contacted it. But much more practically, I need a whole bunch of things in place before I can travel to fkks. Smooth, zero hassle travel, hotels and all other issues sorted out, no quarantines of any kind whatsoever. Also, some specific things like business travel back to normal, conferences, need to visit clients, business meets etc in place. I need an excuse to visit Europe. At the moment, we are all wfh. My spouse knows my colleagues, knows there is no business travel and that no face to face meets are happening and all that. Family at my home can hear my Webex calls and Teams meets. Until this changes and life returns to some normalcy, making an escape to Europe would be challenging. We will see. I am very inventive in this department and have a variety of tricks and ways to cover my tracks and have not been caught yet while doing this for several years but this current weirdness is definitely a challenge.Would you like to share with us some of those tricks?
My girlfriend doesn't like that I am travelling all the time from Milano to Germany. Haha.
Blue Swede
09-16-20, 19:06
Normally at this time of year there'd be some kind of electronics convention, quite a few of the Artemis ladies would ask me if I'd come to Berlin for that. Stuck for excuses now. Only a certain number of times I can say that I'm visiting a friend and it's quite suspicious that I keep visiting Berlin.I guess you think about the IFA messe?
Do you need excuses to tell the Artemis girls?
"I am here to fuck", what is wrong with that one? .
Rambambinoz
09-16-20, 19:27
I guess you think about the IFA messe?
Do you need excuses to tell the Artemis girls?
"I am here to fuck", what is wrong with that one?.Haha no it's my family members that will get suspicious why I keep going to Berlin when there isn't anything on.
I don't know the name of the convention, but this time last year the club was really quiet and they were expecting it to be busy because of the convention. Apparently the management became aware of some negative forum reports and told the ladies to fix up. I only had maybe 2 mediocre sessions the previous year but the rest were good after that. Only concern was the line up getting worse, and that's before all the covid measures.
In a way, we are the united colors of investors for Romanian lower class or German lower class etc LOL! We are even committed to fly in to help, we are borderless LOL!Humanitarians without borders!
Saviors of the poor damsels in distress!
We need to create an NGO for these efforts.
Nooky Ninja
09-18-20, 08:16
Sorry to go back to real info. BZ article in German about expectations of actual scene (sort of) https://www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/charlottenburg-wilmersdorf/die-knallhart-coronaregeln-vom-artemis. Ninja like how journalist got action photo in room. Choice assignment after years in Afghanistan?
Alessandro527
09-18-20, 08:57
Sorry to go back to real info. BZ article in German about expectations of actual scene (sort of) https://www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/charlottenburg-wilmersdorf/die-knallhart-coronaregeln-vom-artemis. Ninja like how journalist got action photo in room. Choice assignment after years in Afghanistan?I hope that guy's wife is not reading this forum.
Humanitarians without borders!
Saviors of the poor damsels in distress!
We need to create an NGO for these efforts.If UN not going to save Romanian and German FKK girls, we going to save them LOL!
Just say you have a girlfriend in Berlin? Then at least they won't think you are gay. Something Berlin is also very famous for.
Just say you have a girlfriend in Berlin? Then at least they won't think you are gay. Something Berlin is also very famous for.Berlin is most liberal city I know! At least legally and in western world!
Some emerging nations has more freedom, but that is all illegal, but Berlin, FKK etc are all legal and people there seems to be very liberal thinking and friendly people! Germans often says Berlin is not Germany due to Berliner people and their extreme freedom way of mindset and attitude toward things!
I love Berlin as a city the most in Germany!
SimonSays911
09-19-20, 10:04
Sorry to go back to real info. BZ article in German about expectations of actual scene (sort of) https://www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/charlottenburg-wilmersdorf/die-knallhart-coronaregeln-vom-artemis. Ninja like how journalist got action photo in room. Choice assignment after years in Afghanistan?Hmm, thanks for that.
That's not all that appealing. May just stick to visiting a few bars and trying my charm on the locals. So that would be returning home alone and horny.
I love Berlin as a city the most in Germany!OK Mr. Ho I get it, but have you ever been to Munich? As far as cities go, in Germany I like Munich the best, and there is also one good FKK there. That would be FKK Sunshine: https://ks.fkk-sunshine.de/index.php/de/. One of my funniest sessions ever happened there. I was having anal sex with a hot Romanian girl and she says (in heavy, heavy, heavy Romanian accent), "I want to feel the pressure of your sperm inside my butt hole! Please release the pressure of your sperm inside my butt hole"! LOLOLOL! Was everything I could do to not explode with laughter. I did manage to maintain my composure though. And instead exploded the pressure of my sperm inside of her Romanian butt hole.
That's not all that appealing. May just stick to visiting a few bars and trying my charm on the locals. So that would be returning home alone and horny.I understand the sentiment. So I went on the website and for sure it says that sex is only possible if you make a booking. But none of the girls are pictures so how on earth does anyone know (1) who to select, and (2) if they will be working the day / night you arrive. Tells me that in reality you can "book" in the club.
I understand the sentiment. So I went on the website and for sure it says that sex is only possible if you make a booking. But none of the girls are pictures so how on earth does anyone know (1) who to select, and (2) if they will be working the day / night you arrive. Tells me that in reality you can "book" in the club.I called the club and had it confirmed that you make the "appointment" at the reception with the girl when you have chosen. Also although the website says there is no drink consumption this is not correct. The bar is closed but the staff will serve drinks.
OK Mr. Ho I get it, but have you ever been to Munich? As far as cities go, in Germany I like Munich the best, and there is also one good FKK there. That would be FKK Sunshine: https://ks.fkk-sunshine.de/index.php/de/. One of my funniest sessions ever happened there. I was having anal sex with a hot Romanian girl and she says (in heavy, heavy, heavy Romanian accent), "I want to feel the pressure of your sperm inside my butt hole! Please release the pressure of your sperm inside my butt hole"! LOLOLOL! Was everything I could do to not explode with laughter. I did manage to maintain my composure though. And instead exploded the pressure of my sperm inside of her Romanian butt hole.She must have physics degree or chemistry degree LOL! There are many cities I have not been to in Germany yes, but for me, I pretty much settle with two main cities in Germany from now on, one is Berlin and another is Frankfurt!
Hamburg interest me, but one thing I learnt in FKK is that, girls moves around, so it is better to station in one or two FKK to hunt the ones you like on touring! Instead of moving around! But am still tempted to go to other cities LOL! Anything for beautiful young pussies LOL!
SimonSays911
09-20-20, 08:40
I called the club and had it confirmed that you make the "appointment" at the reception with the girl when you have chosen. Also although the website says there is no drink consumption this is not correct. The bar is closed but the staff will serve drinks.Thanks that is useful. I suppose you're correct in that you don't know which lady is working on a day (or time) so how could you possibly book.
If I do end up visiting I'll share my experience.
She must have physics degree or chemistry degree LOL! There are many cities I have not been to in Germany yes, but for me, I pretty much settle with two main cities in Germany from now on, one is Berlin and another is Frankfurt!
Hamburg interest me, but one thing I learnt in FKK is that, girls moves around, so it is better to station in one or two FKK to hunt the ones you like on touring! Instead of moving around! But am still tempted to go to other cities LOL! Anything for beautiful young pussies LOL!If I were to recommend another place for you to visit, I would pick Hamburg. That's because there are three FKKs in the general area, and it's a city with lots of other things to do. I think you would like FKK Babylon Hamburg as I do. It's in the same kind of league as a Palace or an Artemis. In Hamburg I fucked attractive German, Polish, Aremenian, and Iranian girls (several in the butt). I purposely avoided Romanian girls, not because I don't like them, but because I wanted something different for a change. Hamburg offered that diversity in tute selection. Although, there is no telling what the line-ups are at present, or what we can count on them becoming during these times. I don't even know if all the Hamburg area clubs are open at this time. Think I saw that Harmony is. Anyway, stop being so Japanese Mr. Ho. Instead of going to the same well over and over and over again, get out and explore for some new wells too. Remember that all wells eventually dry up! You will need other sources of "sustenance" one day. Go and explore and find those "deep new wells".
If I were to recommend another place for you to visit, I would pick Hamburg. That's because there are three FKKs in the general area, and it's a city with lots of other things to do. I think you would like FKK Babylon Hamburg as I do. It's in the same kind of league as a Palace or an Artemis. In Hamburg I fucked attractive German, Polish, Aremenian, and Iranian girls (several in the butt). I purposely avoided Romanian girls, not because I don't like them, but because I wanted something different for a change. Hamburg offered that diversity in tute selection. Although, there is no telling what the line-ups are at present, or what we can count on them becoming during these times. I don't even know if all the Hamburg area clubs are open at this time. Think I saw that Harmony is.Interesting. Might be able to get there next week. Atmos and Harmony are open. Never been to Babylon. Might give it a try if it is open.
If I were to recommend another place for you to visit, I would pick Hamburg. That's because there are three FKKs in the general area, and it's a city with lots of other things to do. I think you would like FKK Babylon Hamburg as I do. It's in the same kind of league as a Palace or an Artemis. In Hamburg I fucked attractive German, Polish, Aremenian, and Iranian girls (several in the butt). I purposely avoided Romanian girls, not because I don't like them, but because I wanted something different for a change. Hamburg offered that diversity in tute selection. Although, there is no telling what the line-ups are at present, or what we can count on them becoming during these times. I don't even know if all the Hamburg area clubs are open at this time. Think I saw that Harmony is. Anyway, stop being so Japanese Mr. Ho. Instead of going to the same well over and over and over again, get out and explore for some new wells too. Remember that all wells eventually dry up! You will need other sources of "sustenance" one day. Go and explore and find those "deep new wells".I would also like the food in Hamburg as it is bay area with great sea food and yes, I tend to prefer stunners that are found in near city up sell clubs LOL! And I am used to negotiations, been doing it in FKK for years LOL!
Interesting. Might be able to get there next week. Atmos and Harmony are open. Never been to Babylon. Might give it a try if it is open.I always thought Atmos is like Artemis or Palace like club, but apparently Babylon is! Thanks to Senpai cane LOL!
I always thought Atmos is like Artemis or Palace like club, but apparently Babylon is! Thanks to Senpai cane LOL!Not for me though I have only been once. Number of girls available not 50% of Artemis and the club was not as big. I felt more at home at Harmony (even smaller) but as I say. One visit only. I will try Babylon. But not until I tried Artemis this week.
I always thought Atmos is like Artemis or Palace like club, but apparently Babylon is! Thanks to Senpai cane LOL!Atmos is not like any other place anywhere. Very strange layout. Got to see it to understand it. And like PayForIt says, Harmony is small. FKK Babylon Hamburg is the most like Palace or Artemis in terms of the physical plant, "feel", dynamics, etc. Also, it is a club that gets going more in the evening time. Just don't know why it doesn't get more press play. Both Harmony and Atmos get more, but I liked Babylon the best among the Hamburg FKKs. It's also the closest to the city center. Harmony is really, really far from the city center. OK, back to Artemis!
Atmos is not like any other place anywhere. Very strange layout. Got to see it to understand it. And like PayForIt says, Harmony is small. FKK Babylon Hamburg is the most like Palace or Artemis in terms of the physical plant, "feel", dynamics, etc. Also, it is a club that gets going more in the evening time. Just don't know why it doesn't get more press play. Both Harmony and Atmos get more, but I liked Babylon the best among the Hamburg FKKs. It's also the closest to the city center. Harmony is really, really far from the city center. OK, back to Artemis!I suppose it doesn't get more hype because the crowds here haven't visited so much. Guess I need to pay Hamburg a visit one day also. But you can always start the hype train if you want.
Atmos is not like any other place anywhere. Very strange layout. Got to see it to understand it. And like PayForIt says, Harmony is small. FKK Babylon Hamburg is the most like Palace or Artemis in terms of the physical plant, "feel", dynamics, etc. Also, it is a club that gets going more in the evening time. Just don't know why it doesn't get more press play. Both Harmony and Atmos get more, but I liked Babylon the best among the Hamburg FKKs. It's also the closest to the city center. Harmony is really, really far from the city center. OK, back to Artemis!
Really appreciate this info ahead of a trip to Artemis (tomorrow) then 2 nights in Hamburg. So will for sure head to Babylon first. Not least as I trust your reports having shared many with you in the past of great value. Still not sure where to go on the second Hamburg night. Torn between seeing what is happening on the Reeperbahn post-Covid restrictions, and heading to Harmony. Who knows, I might like Babylon so much I return for a second night. If Artemis is good tomorrow am likely to return on Friday for round two before returning home. Strange times so will be really interesting to see how it all works in comparison to my recent mongering in Spain which was indeed affected but not that badly. Im still somewhat at a loss to understand why NRW, Hamburg, Berlin and Bavaria can all be open but Hessen cannot - but I havent been back to Berlin/Hamburg for quite some time so will be interesting to see it in action and what is/what is not on offer.
On the subject to Artemis I called and asked if it was now alcohol free (given the website which says categorically that consuming drinks is not permitted!) - receptionist confirmed drinks were available to order.🥃🍸🍺🍺🍷 I have a feeling it will be likely that punters sit on a couch, remain seated while staff and girls approach.🪑🛋 This is not great for me because (as The Cane knows and has witnessed!) I like to do rounds in any club to check out the girls, and evade those I dont want to session with!
The weather looks good this week - 🌞🌞I have no doubt the swimming pools in both Artemis and Babylon will be closed, but whatever, I intend to try to lie on a subbed for part of the day at least. My favourite way to spend any day at an FKK is to chill in the sun with a beer and watch the naked ladies walking around the pool. Sharks and Oase are my favourites for this, but needs must, and if Artemis and Babylon can meet that need, in these terrible times, I shall be a happy bunny.
Disappointed to learn the gym at Artemis, and Hammam are closed. I LOVE the gym in Artemis. My favourite planned Artemis day: arrive 1pm. Robe/shower. Check lunchtime/day LU - if any 8s or 9s one hour. Gym for 90 mins 🏋🏻*♀️🏋🏻🏋🏻*♂️(60 weights 30 cardio🚵🏻) shower, sauna, hammam, professional massage, shower, robe, food. Pool/sunbathe/enjoy girls company/listen to music/sleep.
Into the evening - time for the main event. Circle the club to select 2 or 3 beauties to session with - in and out of rooms until 1pm. Taxi - hotel. A day of pure selfishness and bliss. I truly LOVE the FKK experience. For me there is nothing like it in the World though I have not been to Brazil or Columbia and long to go. Will let you guys know what awaits me at Artemis - I have a feeling my normal blissful day is not going to be quite as i normally like it - but hey, it matters not - what does is that it is still possible to enjoy this pastime.
I fully respect the views of several senior members of forums who say not going anywhere near mongering until Covid is over. An entirely personal choice. Not one anybody can criticise. I take a rather different view. I have one life, I want to extract the max out of it. Lifes journey will end one day. It might be sooner rather than later or I might get lucky and it might be a lot later. Im fit and healthy, I have no underlying health conditions. I tested positive for Covid in February and survived it with no complications I know of (very lucky for me). Maybe I dont have immunity. Maybe i do. I am not immune to stunning girls and pussy! Just the opposite! I might die on the flight to Germany, or on the highway on the way to the airport, or on the trip into Berlin, or from influenza, heart failure (when I cannot enjoy the pool at Artemis!! LOL 🏊🏼*♂️🙏🏻😂🤞🏻;), or cancer. Who knows? Am I going to be irresponsible - as much as possible not. I will sanitise constantly, Ill wear a mask at all times (whether it helps or not - its just might), I will socially distance (hopefully not in the room!). I respect the need for safety for others - and for me (whether I had it or not). But ultimately, what is to say I wont get the damn thing again and die - in which case I might just as well have enjoyed the final days hopefully basking in the sun around the Artemis pool, and heading in and out of rooms with pretty girls. I can hope. We all can. Im not prepared to put my life on hold. I suspect this virus is with us probably for many years and ultimately we will all have to reach herd immunity unless a successful vaccine comes. But until then, I intend to life as fully as I can whilst taking the best precautions I can.🤞🏻🤞🏻
Not for me though I have only been once. Number of girls available not 50% of Artemis and the club was not as big. I felt more at home at Harmony (even smaller) but as I say. One visit only. I will try Babylon. But not until I tried Artemis this week.Artemis is the one I have most belonging too due to many amazing memories there! It was back last Sept. For line up, I had amazing time, I wish you the same this week and good luck! Let us know!
Atmos is not like any other place anywhere. Very strange layout. Got to see it to understand it. And like PayForIt says, Harmony is small. FKK Babylon Hamburg is the most like Palace or Artemis in terms of the physical plant, "feel", dynamics, etc. Also, it is a club that gets going more in the evening time. Just don't know why it doesn't get more press play. Both Harmony and Atmos get more, but I liked Babylon the best among the Hamburg FKKs. It's also the closest to the city center. Harmony is really, really far from the city center. OK, back to Artemis!For me line up is all I care for, but near the city club for me tend to works more than others due to all the stunner upsell girls gather there LOL Money and beauty correlate in the world of FKK! Which makes sense really, if I am working girl and am a stunner, I go where the money is most for me and where I am valued right! If she is stunner, I will give her stunning value within that is reasonable LOL!
Really appreciate this info ahead of a trip to Artemis (tomorrow) then 2 nights in Hamburg. So will for sure head to Babylon first. Not least as I trust your reports having shared many with you in the past of great value. Still not sure where to go on the second Hamburg night. Torn between seeing what is happening on the Reeperbahn post-Covid restrictions, and heading to Harmony. Who knows, I might like Babylon so much I return for a second night. If Artemis is good tomorrow am likely to return on Friday for round two before returning home. Strange times so will be really interesting to see how it all works in comparison to my recent mongering in Spain which was indeed affected but not that badly. Im still somewhat at a loss to understand why NRW, Hamburg, Berlin and Bavaria can all be open but Hessen cannot - but I havent been back to Berlin/Hamburg for quite some time so will be interesting to see it in action and what is/what is not on offer.
On the subject to Artemis I called and asked if it was now alcohol free (given the website which says categorically that consuming drinks is not permitted!) - receptionist confirmed drinks were available to order. I have a feeling it will be likely that punters sit on a couch, remain seated while staff and girls approach. This is not great for me because (as The Cane knows and has witnessed!) I like to do rounds in any club to check out the girls, and evade those I dont want to session with!
The weather looks good this week - I have no doubt the swimming pools in both Artemis and Babylon will be closed, but whatever, I intend to try to lie on a subbed for part of the day at least. My favourite way to spend any day at an FKK is to chill in the sun with a beer and watch the naked ladies walking around the pool. Sharks and Oase are my favourites for this, but needs must, and if Artemis and Babylon can meet that need, in these terrible times, I shall be a happy bunny. Beautiful prose. Thank you for sharing! Have a great time in this upcoming trip and I am sure you will share your experiences because you appear to be a very nice man!
If I were to recommend another place for you to visit, I would pick Hamburg. That's because there are three FKKs in the general area, and it's a city with lots of other things to do. I think you would like FKK Babylon Hamburg as I do. It's in the same kind of league as a Palace or an Artemis. In Hamburg I fucked attractive German, Polish, Aremenian, and Iranian girls (several in the butt). I purposely avoided Romanian girls, not because I don't like them, but because I wanted something different for a change. Hamburg offered that diversity in tute selection. Although, there is no telling what the line-ups are at present, or what we can count on them becoming during these times. I don't even know if all the Hamburg area clubs are open at this time. Think I saw that Harmony is. Anyway, stop being so Japanese Mr. Ho. Instead of going to the same well over and over and over again, get out and explore for some new wells too. Remember that all wells eventually dry up! You will need other sources of "sustenance" one day. Go and explore and find those "deep new wells".Thanks for the advice. First post here although I have been following on the sideline for a while. Especially this thread with Artemis, as it's my favorite (anyone knows if Elena and Carrie are still around?) Been to GT Vienna, Sharks, Vive Madrid, but this is the best I've been to in Europe so far (it doesn't beat Hong Kong in Tijuana).
Have been following recently to get an indication of how things are in a post-covid world. With restrictions and uncertainty about line-up, I think I'll wait a bit before booking the ticket.
What really triggered me to create a profile though was that I met 2 Armenian girls from Hamburg at Artemis a few years ago. Any chance you've met Bella and Medina in the Hamburg FKKs (they said they're usually at Atmos, and returned to Hamburg since they found Artemis to be too big) That would be enough reason for me to skip Artemis next time and try out Hamburg FKKs for the first time. Bella was amazing and probably one of my best experiences at Artemis.
Really appreciate this info ahead of a trip to Artemis (tomorrow) then 2 nights in Hamburg. So will for sure head to Babylon first. Not least as I trust your reports having shared many with you in the past of great value. Still not sure where to go on the second Hamburg night. Torn between seeing what is happening on the Reeperbahn post-Covid restrictions, and heading to Harmony. Who knows, I might like Babylon so much I return for a second night. If Artemis is good tomorrow am likely to return on Friday for round two before returning home. Strange times so will be really interesting to see how it all works in comparison to my recent mongering in Spain which was indeed affected but not that badly. Im still somewhat at a loss to understand why NRW, Hamburg, Berlin and Bavaria can all be open but Hessen cannot - but I havent been back to Berlin/Hamburg for quite some time so will be interesting to see it in action and what is/what is not on offer. You definitely make good use of what you pay for payforit LOL! Your day is so full in FKK LOL! I should do that to, but I am too busy fixed at stair area to catch the girl who began the shift as I want to be first client of the day LOL!
Maybe between 2 pm till 4 pm, I can do other activity as girls stop coming around these time, it is more like 11 am to 2 pm max then it is calm for 2 hours without new girls walking in then around 5 pm ish girls begin coming in, so better to be ready to hunt at 4 pm and around dinner time at 7 pm to 9 pm is the most new girls walking in hour! So I am quite fixed at my sniper spot being sharp shooter LOL!
I often use gym at artemis too, but just free weight to get the blood circulation going and also to keep the testosterone up and it is good because I usually stay in charlotenberg hotels and those hotels do not have gym, but plenty of good restaurants around that are open till late! Happy mongering to you and careful with covid 19!
Really appreciate this info ahead of a trip to Artemis (tomorrow) then 2 nights in Hamburg. So will for sure head to Babylon first. Not least as I trust your reports having shared many with you in the past of great value. Still not sure where to go on the second Hamburg night. Torn between seeing what is happening on the Reeperbahn post-Covid restrictions, and heading to Harmony. Who knows, I might like Babylon so much I return for a second night. If Artemis is good tomorrow am likely to return on Friday for round two before returning home. Strange times so will be really interesting to see how it all works in comparison to my recent mongering in Spain which was indeed affected but not that badly. Im still somewhat at a loss to understand why NRW, Hamburg, Berlin and Bavaria can all be open but Hessen cannot - but I havent been back to Berlin/Hamburg for quite some time so will be interesting to see it in action and what is/what is not on offer. I Think Babylon has converted into a wellness beach club, so no longer an FKK at the moment: https://babylon-hamburg.com/en/#konzept. However, I've always had a great time at Atmos, even if it has a strange layout. Have fun also for us, who can't travel at the moment!
Thanks for the advice. First post here although I have been following on the sideline for a while. Especially this thread with Artemis, as it's my favorite (anyone knows if Elena and Carrie are still around?) Been to GT Vienna, Sharks, Vive Madrid, but this is the best I've been to in Europe so far (it doesn't beat Hong Kong in Tijuana).
Have been following recently to get an indication of how things are in a post-covid world. With restrictions and uncertainty about line-up, I think I'll wait a bit before booking the ticket.
What really triggered me to create a profile though was that I met 2 Armenian girls from Hamburg at Artemis a few years ago. Any chance you've met Bella and Medina in the Hamburg FKKs (they said they're usually at Atmos, and returned to Hamburg since they found Artemis to be too big) That would be enough reason for me to skip Artemis next time and try out Hamburg FKKs for the first time. Bella was amazing and probably one of my best experiences at Artemis.Yes, I enjoyed Bella at Atmos. A really hot girl who liked for me to put a finger in her asshole. Followed by my dick! She was one of the stars during my last big trip to Germany. I made up an imaginary group called "Lilia and the Bellas" since the top performers during my last trip were "Lilia" at Artemis, plus two girls going by "Bella", to include the Bella at Atmos. Recommended!
Thanks for the advice. First post here although I have been following on the sideline for a while. Especially this thread with Artemis, as it's my favorite (anyone knows if Elena and Carrie are still around?) Been to GT Vienna, Sharks, Vive Madrid, but this is the best I've been to in Europe so far (it doesn't beat Hong Kong in Tijuana).
Have been following recently to get an indication of how things are in a post-covid world. With restrictions and uncertainty about line-up, I think I'll wait a bit before booking the ticket.
What really triggered me to create a profile though was that I met 2 Armenian girls from Hamburg at Artemis a few years ago. Any chance you've met Bella and Medina in the Hamburg FKKs (they said they're usually at Atmos, and returned to Hamburg since they found Artemis to be too big) That would be enough reason for me to skip Artemis next time and try out Hamburg FKKs for the first time. Bella was amazing and probably one of my best experiences at Artemis.I'm not sure about Bella, but Atmos is the main club for Medina. She sometimes tours in other clubs though.
I usually stay in charlotenberg hotels and those hotels do not have gym, but plenty of good restaurants around that are open till late! Happy mongering to you and careful with covid 19!Thanks. But you should try staying at the Hotel Aspria in Charlottenburg. Fantastic gym, huge pool and spa.
Rambambinoz
09-22-20, 19:15
You definitely make good use of what you pay for payforit LOL! Your day is so full in FKK LOL! I should do that to, but I am too busy fixed at stair area to catch the girl who began the shift as I want to be first client of the day LOL!So that's why people lurk by the stairs! I always thought they were just escaping the smoke!
I was thinking of going this weekend, but now unfortunately looks like it will rain.
Yes, I enjoyed Bella at Atmos. A really hot girl who liked for me to put a finger in her asshole. Followed by my dick! She was one of the stars during my last big trip to Germany. I made up an imaginary group called "Lilia and the Bellas" since the top performers during my last trip were "Lilia" at Artemis, plus two girls going by "Bella", to include the Bella at Atmos. Recommended!Agree. Bella is a 10 in my books. Loved her curves.
Was your last trip to Germany / Atmos a recent one? Would def go to Atmos to meet her again.
Seems like we share similar taste. I've met Lilia several times too (Blonde German chick always standing right behind the main bar). Splendid performer and really nice girl. Lilia, Carrie and Elena my all-time Artemis faves.
So managed to get to Artemis today. Arrived (for first of two visits in one day) 3 pm. On arrival to the right of the entrance someone checks your ID (passport / drivers licence. Needs to be photo ID). You fill in a form with you name, email and mobile and there is a space at the bottom of the form which you have to hand in when you leave to say which girls you went to the room with.
You get a rubber band which you return when you are leaving. I totally did not understand this or what it was for. Not least as the receptionist still tags you with another one which you don’t return.
Into the club, sanitiser stations everywhere. Masks must be worn when walking around, or to the rooms, but not when seated on a sofa (which struck me as the most stupid rule of all time! Does the virus only attack when you are walking?) Crazy. Many guys did not wear masks or dropped them beneath their chins defeating the object.
No stools at the bar but the same old plastic drinks token for 10 e still works the same and you can approach the bar to order drinks but cannot stand at the bar. Still no wine for sale (have been asking for 8 years!).
But hey. It's almost "normal". Gym. Open - check. Sanitiser stations and spray disinfectant to use on weights when you are done. Great. Pool. Open - check. Obviously no mask when in the pool. However no real point in going in it - girls do not spend time walking around it as this would require wearing a mask (whilst walking). Wam day so spent 30 minutes there but no other people at all. Which was quite nice! Professional massage is open and possible! Hammam closed. Sauna open.
Most of the girls stay on the sofas. 90 e entry and 70 e for 30 minutes but a LOT of the girls are now asking an extra 20 for BBBJ. I suspect some do not but 6 I spoke to did. So a standard room without extras was 160e for one hour. I’m sure some of the less pretty girls will avoid the extra 20 for BBBJ. I haven’t been for months so wanted to party so didn’t even argue with it!
LU before 5 was very limited indeed. There were some options but I didn't bother as I knew I would return after a business meeting I had to leave to go to.
Upon return (9 pm) there as a queue outside of about 8 guys. They are heavily restricting the number inside. Despite my protests that I was returning so should not have to queue, they insisted I did and fill out a new track and trace form. So 30 minutes to gain entry.
LU was improved in the evening. Still some familiar faces (greeted by no less than 8 girls who recalled past sessions!) but the numbers are far lower than normal. For the benefit of the Cane: your fav German blonde Lillia was there. Overall I was very happy. Firstly that FKKs are back open (for now) and secondly that there were a reasonable number of slim, attractive young girls without a lot of silicone and tattoos. After nearly choosing intelligent Lydia blonde Ro (quite pretty and great personality), ended up being wowed by a slim brunette who came down from a room. Nana. German, tall, dark, looks slightly like UK singer Leona Lewis. Same hair. Fabulous time in the room with her and didn't take a second room. Kitchen is now food by order not self service but it was far better than normal!
The bar area is far less crowded, very few smoking (though it is allowed) and the music is not so loud. Fabulous!
Had a great time, likely to revisit later this week.
In many respects it is better than normal! Just the number of girls being down doesn’t feel right.
I cannot tell you how good it felt to be back. The restrictions in place are not strict. But they are trying. Every girl is Covid tested every week. Not great if their next punter has it but again - all part of the effort. Most girls I spoke to said they really fear a second lockdown and club closure and several commented that they would not return if that happens but would work privately. Interesting.
Great to be amongst so many naked / semi naked woman again!
Brilliant report, Mr Pay For It.
Thank you!
Thanks. But you should try staying at the Hotel Aspria in Charlottenburg. Fantastic gym, huge pool and spa.Right, it looks nice, but it seems more on kudamn? I tend to like easier access to station though, but the hotel looks nice! It is good you enjoyed artemis experience once again and haha upsell culture spread to the management and used covid19 as price increase LOL You know with such price increase and upsell on top of that by girls, they should offer similar service in room as globe zurich as price is getting into similar range soon or later!
So that's why people lurk by the stairs! I always thought they were just escaping the smoke!
I was thinking of going this weekend, but now unfortunately looks like it will rain.For me both, but more importance on lighting, so there is no negative surprise in room when I am up close with her!
I love staying outside area of Artemis after my day is done and look up to sky at night outside on bed feeling accomplished! It is feeling alive moment of silence! Many memories at that venue!
SimonSays911
09-23-20, 03:44
Brilliant report, Mr Pay For It.
Thank you!I'll second that.
Thank you Mr Pay for it.
ExpatLover
09-23-20, 07:44
EL: sorry but there is no garden in Artemis and you are just relaxing between walls not horizontal view possible, for me a ugly and terrible place compare to GT, World, or even Shark outside premises.
Rambambinoz
09-23-20, 19:04
For me both, but more importance on lighting, so there is no negative surprise in room when I am up close with her!
I love staying outside area of Artemis after my day is done and look up to sky at night outside on bed feeling accomplished! It is feeling alive moment of silence! Many memories at that venue!Good point! When I see an attractive girl in good light, I try to note what shoes she is wearing. I've been on nights when some girls look so similar to each other especially in a dark lounge, it's difficult to tell which one caught my attention initially.
Yes, think we all have that same awesome memory being outside resting at night in the summer after some great shagging!
Rambambinoz
09-23-20, 19:21
I cannot tell you how good it felt to be back. The restrictions in place are not strict. But they are trying. Every girl is Covid tested every week. Not great if their next punter has it but again - all part of the effort. Most girls I spoke to said they really fear a second lockdown and club closure and several commented that they would not return if that happens but would work privately. Interesting.
Great to be amongst so many naked / semi naked woman again!Great report, thanks! This is making want to go this week! I met another girl called Bernadette at Artemis who looked like Leona Lewis, but she was Brazilian. Glad you had a good time!
EL: sorry but there is no garden in Artemis and you are just relaxing between walls not horizontal view possible, for me a ugly and terrible place compare to GT, World, or even Shark outside premises.Hey. To each his own. In "normal" times, I agree that the outdoors of Artemis cannot compete with (1) World (2) Oase (3) Sharks. Cannot comment on GT as never been and I believe now it is closed forever? But these are not "normal" times and being at the pool at ANY FKK which his open, with naked girls, is just fabulous. Not ugly. Truly wonderful. None of us know when this virus might get us / kill us. Live and let live and make every day count. And when those days involve a lot of naked ladies, sunshine, great sex then nothing is ugly my friend!
Good point! When I see an attractive girl in good light, I try to note what shoes she is wearing. I've been on nights when some girls look so similar to each other especially in a dark lounge, it's difficult to tell which one caught my attention initially.
Yes, think we all have that same awesome memory being outside resting at night in the summer after some great shagging!Yeah I love spending time in outside during summer night when my day at artemis is over and about to head back to hotel! It is memorable to look at night sky and think about whatta amazing day I had and connect with nature!
ExpatLover
09-24-20, 04:12
Hey,
To each his own. In "normal" times, I agree that the outdoors of Artemis cannot compete with (1) World (2) Oase (3) Sharks. Cannot comment on GT as never been and I believe now it is closed forever? But these are not "normal" times and being at the pool at any FKK which his open, with naked girls, is just fabulous. Not ugly. Truly wonderful. None of us know when this virus might get us / kill us. Live and let live and make every day count. And when those days involve a lot of naked ladies, sunshine, great sex then nothing is ugly my friend!
EL: sea, sex, and sun, without sea, and sun and with paid sex: If you are keeping real social distancing, no smoking, having a good health, no chronic diseases, not overweight. The risks are quite low that you will die from the covid, now if you visit restaurants, bars, prostitutes. You are increasing the risk also I don't believe it is safe to take a plane and probably the planes from today will not allowed to fly in 10 years, they will have to rebuild all the filtering of the air.
Indeed, that's a good report by Payforit!
Just what the forum needs right now. Emphasis on how the covid is affecting the various clubs from inside the clubs.
EL: sea, sex, and sun, without sea, and sun and with paid sex: If you are keeping real social distancing, no smoking, having a good health, no chronic diseases, not overweight. The risks are quite low that you will die from the covid, now if you visit restaurants, bars, prostitutes. You are increasing the risk also I don't believe it is safe to take a plane and probably the planes from today will not allowed to fly in 10 years, they will have to rebuild all the filtering of the air.This is precisely why I started my post with "to each their own". It is a personal choice whether to take risks or not. Some will decide not to. I am happy for them. Others, like me, will take calculated risks. I do not agree that it is not safe to take a plane. I have taken 18 planes since the pandemic started. Risks are minimised but not completely eradicated. Driving has a risk. You can have an accident and die. It does not mean you don't drive. The accident can happen when it is entirely not your fault. Again - like covid. An infected person may have done nothing wrong. If you lock yourself away, see nobody, go nowhere, etc. You seriously minimise risk to yourself and others. But that was also the point of my post. I don't want to lock myself away (unless the law says I must). If I got the virus I would isolate. I sanitise a lot. I wear masks in most places. For sex not! I am taking more risks than someone who stays indoors. But the driver of a car takes a risk every journey. In my life I want journeys not self-isolation. And journeys to FKKs are some of the best there are!
SimonSays911
09-25-20, 11:22
Planes today have a much better air filter system than you would think. Of course there are risks with flying. The same way as there are risks in anything you do.
I'm now fully looking forward to my visit to Artemis this weekend, despite all the risks. I've made the call for myself (I live alone) and can't wait to see what it's all about.
So to the end of my short FKK land excursion. First night was in Artemis (Tuesday and was fairly quiet). Two nights in Harmony Hamburg (thanks to Babylon being almost dead) and back to Artemis tonight. Friday night and it was very significantly busier. It was not much different from a "normal" non-covid night and whilst there no waits for rooms there were frequently only one or two keys left.
Great atmosphere. The food has really improved. Did an hour in the gym. Downstairs pool is much improved and the water very blue!
Three sessions today / tonight. First up. Cassandra. Moldovan. Face 6/10, body 7/10 service 9/10 lovely girl. Works hard and would repeat. Second girl, after a lot of thinking about it, Alice. Enormous Dee cups. Natural. Face 7/10, body 6/10 (a little heavy for me but very Columbian like though she is actually (genuinely Turkish)) - service 8/10 - spoilt a little by attempts to upsell but she knows what she is doing and would be a great girl to have 2 hours with. I didn't do that as I really wanted on Tuesday to session with Krina / Carina. Brunette - not sure if Romanian or Moldavian but Face 9/10 (beautiful), long brunette, body 8/10, service 10/10. Fabulous looking girl, great lingerie, terrific attitude and not a hint of upsell. Had it not been my last night with an early flight tomorrow I would happily have had 2 hours with her.
All in all a great trip. The form filling is a bit of a joke. Sanitiser everywhere. Nothing (other than Hammam) is closed. Had two great nights at Artemis. Whilst the LU is not spectacular (has it ever been? It is far from poor and there are at least 10 girls most guys would be happy to session with. One girl (Raisa?) stunning brunette Romanian. Barely got her butt on the sofas. In and out of the rooms for 6 hours. Propositioned me but I decided against despite her stunning looks as girls who know the next punter is waiting rarely provide great service. And her looks meant there was a veritable queue. Left the club 12.45 pm with a large queue of guys waiting to get in. You would barely know there was any pandemic if you went to Artemis tonight and you know what. Whether it was a bit reckless or not. It was fantastic to escape it (or at leats feel like that - despite the masks) even if just for a while.
So to the end of my short FKK land excursion. First night was in Artemis (Tuesday and was fairly quiet). Two nights in Harmony Hamburg (thanks to Babylon being almost dead) and back to Artemis tonight. Friday night and it was very significantly busier. It was not much different from a "normal" non-covid night and whilst there no waits for rooms there were frequently only one or two keys left.
Great atmosphere. The food has really improved. Did an hour in the gym. Downstairs pool is much improved and the water very blue!
Three sessions today / tonight. First up. Cassandra. Moldovan. Face 6/10, body 7/10 service 9/10 lovely girl. Works hard and would repeat. Second girl, after a lot of thinking about it, Alice. Enormous Dee cups. Natural. Face 7/10, body 6/10 (a little heavy for me but very Columbian like though she is actually (genuinely Turkish)) - service 8/10 - spoilt a little by attempts to upsell but she knows what she is doing and would be a great girl to have 2 hours with. I didn't do that as I really wanted on Tuesday to session with Krina / Carina. Brunette - not sure if Romanian or Moldavian but Face 9/10 (beautiful), long brunette, body 8/10, service 10/10. Fabulous looking girl, great lingerie, terrific attitude and not a hint of upsell. Had it not been my last night with an early flight tomorrow I would happily have had 2 hours with her.I wonder if the brunette Romanian "Raissa" might be the same one I fell in love with at Samya? So beautiful! These girls do move around. Well, probably no way for you to know at this point. Thanks for the reports!
Rambambinoz
09-26-20, 04:38
So to the end of my short FKK land excursion. First night was in Artemis (Tuesday and was fairly quiet). Two nights in Harmony Hamburg (thanks to Babylon being almost dead) and back to Artemis tonight. Friday night and it was very significantly busier. It was not much different from a "normal" non-covid night and whilst there no waits for rooms there were frequently only one or two keys left.
Great atmosphere. The food has really improved. Did an hour in the gym. Downstairs pool is much improved and the water very blue!
Three sessions today / tonight. First up. Cassandra. Moldovan. Face 6/10, body 7/10 service 9/10 lovely girl. Works hard and would repeat. Second girl, after a lot of thinking about it, Alice. Enormous Dee cups. Natural. Face 7/10, body 6/10 (a little heavy for me but very Columbian like though she is actually (genuinely Turkish)) - service 8/10 - spoilt a little by attempts to upsell but she knows what she is doing and would be a great girl to have 2 hours with. I didn't do that as I really wanted on Tuesday to session with Krina / Carina. Brunette - not sure if Romanian or Moldavian but Face 9/10 (beautiful), long brunette, body 8/10, service 10/10. Fabulous looking girl, great lingerie, terrific attitude and not a hint of upsell. Had it not been my last night with an early flight tomorrow I would happily have had 2 hours with her.
All in all a great trip. The form filling is a bit of a joke. Sanitiser everywhere. Nothing (other than Hammam) is closed. Had two great nights at Artemis. Whilst the LU is not spectacular (has it ever been? It is far from poor and there are at least 10 girls most guys would be happy to session with. One girl (Raisa?) stunning brunette Romanian. Barely got her butt on the sofas. In and out of the rooms for 6 hours. Propositioned me but I decided against despite her stunning looks as girls who know the next punter is waiting rarely provide great service. And her looks meant there was a veritable queue. Left the club 12.45 pm with a large queue of guys waiting to get in. You would barely know there was any pandemic if you went to Artemis tonight and you know what. Whether it was a bit reckless or not. It was fantastic to escape it (or at leats feel like that - despite the masks) even if just for a while.Glad you had a good time!
Until I go myself, I'm just going to have endless sleepless nights fantasising about all the hoes I've fucked there and wondering which ones are there right now. FFS!
I wonder if the brunette Romanian "Raissa" might be the same one I fell in love with at Samya? So beautiful! These girls do move around. Well, probably no way for you to know at this point. Thanks for the reports!If her name really was Raissa at Artemis, then she is Bulgarian and not romanian as Payforit claimed. She is a beautiful brunette. Especially her face is gorgeous if you ask me. At one point in time she was blonde also, and I felt that too fit her very well. But maybe she figured she is great looking as a brunette also, so stopped coloring it. She was at Oceans for about 3 years or so before moving to Artemis. If she tested out Samya for a week perhaps, I do not know. But she was a regular at Oceans and one of their staple girls there for a long time.
I wonder if the brunette Romanian "Raissa" might be the same one I fell in love with at Samya? So beautiful! These girls do move around. Well, probably no way for you to know at this point. Thanks for the reports!So many Raïssa in FKK land. Never noticed at Samya.
Member #4733
09-26-20, 08:17
I wonder if the brunette Romanian "Raissa" might be the same one I fell in love with at Samya? So beautiful! These girls do move around. Well, probably no way for you to know at this point. Thanks for the reports!The 'beauty Raissa' is not the same as the one in Samya. The one in Artemis can be quite a mean cat (the right word is not allowed). When Artemis was in full swing she had little work to do. I value the report of PayForIt but the fact that Raissa is busy is quite useful info. Artemis girls seem to have that rap more often. Avril has been in and out of the focus of the pack of punters. To each his own. Or maybe Raissa has changed her ways. Let's hope for the best.
Nooky Ninja
09-26-20, 12:58
Left the club 12.45 pm with a large queue of guys waiting to get in. You would barely know there was any pandemic if you went to Artemis tonight and you know what. Whether it was a bit reckless or notWhether? End of May, Berlin had 10 ish new confirmed cases per day. Now near 200 almost every day this week. This is classic tragedy of commons problem; individual gain hurts larger group overall. As one of only FKKs open, men coming from all over. More and more research shows airborne transmission key, and particles can remain airborn between 30-120 min. Uncertain but key part of new research as very important. Air flow in rooms, showers, even main room by bar not sufficient exchange. Asymptomatic guests, girls, etc. Sorry but this is receipe for spread and disaster. You see everywhere in Spain, France, Switzerland, US (Texas, Florida, California) what happens when people just stop serious thinking. Only matter of time before this bites us hard. Please use big head brain, not little loveworm brain. Not easy being adult sometimes.
ExpatLover
09-26-20, 15:14
Whether? End of May, Berlin had 10 ish new confirmed cases per day. Now near 200 almost every day this week. This is classic tragedy of commons problem; individual gain hurts larger group overall. As one of only FKKs open, men coming from all over. More and more research shows airborne transmission key, and particles can remain airborne between 30-120 min. Uncertain but key part of new research as very important. Air flow in rooms, showers, even main room by bar not sufficient exchange. Asymptomatic guests, girls, etc. Sorry but this is recipe for spread and disaster. You see everywhere in Spain, France, Switzerland, US (Texas, Florida, California) what happens when people just stop serious thinking. Only matter of time before this bites us hard. Please use big head brain, not little loveworm brain. Not easy being adult sometimes.
EL: fully online with you, I would like to do some inquiry concerning the guys queuing, what are they thinking about. Today Germany has the highest infections since April, cases are also skyrocketing in Roumania where 95% of the girls are coming from, but nothing can stop the guys, I am more and more disappointed about the human beings.
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