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This is my first time to visit an FKK so I was wondering when is the best time to visit and if it is better to visit on Friday or Saturday?IMHO in spring 2022 it's a good idea to visit Friday or Sunday. There's really no difference between these days / nights. Maybe Saturday is a little bit more busy.
IMHO in spring 2022 it's a good idea to visit Friday or Sunday. There's really no difference between these days / nights. Maybe Saturday is a little bit more busy.Also do you know please where I can change my clothes if there are several places.
IMHO in spring 2022 it's a good idea to visit Friday or Sunday. There's really no difference between these days / nights. Maybe Saturday is a little bit more busy.
Hello,
This is my first time to visit an FKK so I was wondering when is the best time to visit and if it is better to visit on Friday or Saturday?
Thank you guys really appreciate your help.I agree with Pharisaer, But also remember it is just as important to consider what time of the day you visit. I'm a little uncertain if "peak" times are the same as preCovid. But if I remember 7-9 was the most crowded.
Something tells me there are guys who will argue none of these 50+ do it for them.Joe, Are you talking about me (Joke). I went to a couple clubs in NRW area in 2019 early in the week, with under a dozen girls. Also earlier in the evening because of work issues. It wasn't a depth of riches, but I found a couple girls in each club. I would say it depends on what you want. I didn't go expeccting there to be a Penthouse / Playboy line up but I did find a few very cute girls. One club had an Italian girl who had just started that week. I mean. WON THE LOTTERY!
I agree with Pharisaer, But also remember it is just as important to consider what time of the day you visit. I'm a little uncertain if "peak" times are the same as preCovid. But if I remember 7-9 was the most crowded.So does anyone recommend a timing to go there to have a good experience.
PussyTamer
03-09-22, 23:18
Sorry guys, I wasn't able to find this info. I'm an extra EU citizen and I don't have any green pass or barcode for EU standards that proves my double vaccination which I have done of course. I have an official certificate emitted by my government which is wildly recognized by many countries (whole Europe) but I don't know if they going to accept it at the entrance of Artemis. Any other proves I can show except the barcode? I'm traveling to Berlin for a day just to visit the club after more than 2 years and I don't want to find a bad surprise and eventually kicked out. Thanks!
PussyTamer
03-09-22, 23:28
Sorry guys, I wasn't able to find this info. I'm an extra EU citizen and I don't have any green pass or barcode for EU standards that proves my double vaccination which I have done of course. I have an official certificate emitted by my government which is wildly recognized by many countries (whole Europe) but I don't know if they going to accept it at the entrance of Artemis. Any other proves I can show except the barcode? I'm traveling to Berlin for a day just to visit the club after more than 2 years and I don't want to find a bad surprise and eventually kicked out. Thanks!
So does anyone recommend a timing to go there to have a good experience.Look honestly, read the reports. Go on Lusthaus and read the last 2 weeks of daily reports by people who went. Notice what time they went what they claim to see. I don't think at this point anyone can "guarantee" anything. Just go. If it's not the best it will still be better than almost anything you can get in your home country. It's like skiing. A bad day of skiing is better than any day in the office.
Sorry guys, I wasn't able to find this info. I'm an extra EU citizen and I don't have any green pass or barcode for EU standards that proves my double vaccination which I have done of course. I have an official certificate emitted by my government which is wildly recognized by many countries (whole Europe) but I don't know if they going to accept it at the entrance of Artemis. Any other proves I can show except the barcode? I'm traveling to Berlin for a day just to visit the club after more than 2 years and I don't want to find a bad surprise and eventually kicked out. Thanks!I only know France where you go into a pharmacy and they give you the official card / bar code. I "believe" Germany has the same system. You go in with your country specific documents and they give you the certificate for your phone. Google is your friend.
... but I don't know if they going to accept it at the entrance of Artemis.Don't worry. If front desk staff doesn't accept your proof of vaccination, rapid antigen test is available at the entrance.
I'm a little uncertain if "peak" times are the same as preCovid. But if I remember 7-9 was the most crowded.Absolutely not the same as preCovid. No crowd. Maybe there will be a crowd when Fruit Logistica is back in the beginning of April. - IMHO best time to start a visit is between 6 pm and 8 pm. Morning shift girls still working, night shift girls start working. Largest number of girls between 6 pm and 10 pm.
Also do you know please where I can change my clothes if there are several places.There's a large gents changing room straight ahead from the front desk. Front desk staff will explain everything. Just ask. Or give them a honest answer, when they turn in ask: "Your first time here?
Don't worry. If front desk staff doesn't accept your proof of vaccination, rapid antigen test is available at the entrance.The FKK in Germany still require covid certificate or PCR tests etc? I thought restrictions are all gone?
There's a large gents changing room straight ahead from the front desk. Front desk staff will explain everything. Just ask. Or give them a honest answer, when they turn in ask: "Your first time here?I get Artemis' facilities confused in my head with one of the clubs in Frankfurt. I *think* Artemis is the one with two lockers per person. One in the changing room for your clothes and one in an entry area for your wallet and valuables. I actually think this is a benefit. Always seemed odd to me you have sex then go into the locker room with guys changing to get the cash. I've seen a few of the ladies follow the client in to make sure they got their fee!
And yes. Let them explain it. But once you've been to one club they all seem to follow a similar system. Get the wristband. Use it to charge drinks etc etc.
Steve 9696
03-11-22, 16:57
I get Artemis' facilities confused in my head with one of the clubs in Frankfurt. I *think* Artemis is the one with two lockers per person. One in the changing room for your clothes and one in an entry area for your wallet and valuables. I actually think this is a benefit. Always seemed odd to me you have sex then go into the locker room with guys changing to get the cash. I've seen a few of the ladies follow the client in to make sure they got their fee!
And yes. Let them explain it. But once you've been to one club they all seem to follow a similar system. Get the wristband. Use it to charge drinks etc etc.Yes. They pretty much all have the two locker system. One in the locker room and a small one in the club for wallet and condoms or whatever.
Artemis is distinguished (at least for me) in that it has a gym (don't recall that at others) and all wellness facilities in the basement.
The FKK in Germany still require covid certificate or PCR tests etc? I thought restrictions are all gone?
3G Rules apply, Rapid Antigen Tests are available on site.
According to current regulations, contact tracing will no longer be carried out!
Your Artemis-Team
https://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/environmentI don't think theyll ever get rid of restrictions.
I don't think theyll ever get rid of restrictions.As far as I read, in Switzerland they did, so I imagine Europe will or did too?
The FKK in Germany still require covid certificate or PCR tests etc? I thought restrictions are all gone?Yes, certificates etc still required. Restrictions are withdrawn, but not completely gone.
Yes, certificates etc still required. Restrictions are withdrawn, but not completely gone.OK, so I can only go to Zurich to monger then! I think it will be like so for whole this year, maybe till summer time!
JoeThighsMan
03-13-22, 02:48
In two weeks I will finally visit a FKK for my maiden voyage. What is the typical age range of women on a weekend night?
From reading the past comments, Fri / Sat night are the best times to go. Does this still stand true as we approach the end of CV19?
Thanks to past reviewers for the great reports!
What is the typical age range of women on a weekend night?It's a difficult question, usually they don't tell you the truth about their age. Okay. Let's assume that the range is between 18 yo and 45 yo, and average maybe 30 yo. If you prefer younger women, you'd better choose another place.
From reading the past comments, Fri / Sat night are the best times to go. Does this still stand true as we approach the end of CV19?Yes, I think so.
Enjoy your maiden vivit!
JoeThighsMan
03-13-22, 18:38
It's a difficult question, usually they don't tell you the truth about their age. Okay. Let's assume that the range is between 18 yo and 45 yo, and average maybe 30 yo. If you prefer younger women, you'd better choose another place.
Yes, I think so.
Enjoy your maiden vivit!I appreciate you. Thank you!
I'm 45, so I'dprefer under 30, but not 18, not my age either-I can get that in my hometown. Haha!
Artemis has a core group that has stayed faithful to and aged with the venue: they were in their early twenties around 2012, and are now in their early 30 ies. You wouldn't go to Artemis for the average, though, but for the exception: your individual find. Very young girls are a rarity.
JoeThighsMan
03-13-22, 22:37
Artemis has a core group that has stayed faithful to and aged with the venue: they were in their early twenties around 2012, and are now in their early 30 ies. You wouldn't go to Artemis for the average, though, but for the exception: your individual find. Very young girls are a rarity.My fingers are crossed that these loyal ladies have aged gracefully along with Artemis?
Another random question. Is Artemis always loud, like a strip club?
Artemis has a core group that has stayed faithful to and aged with the venue: they were in their early twenties around 2012, and are now in their early 30 ies. You wouldn't go to Artemis for the average, though, but for the exception: your individual find. Very young girls are a rarity.The old group Artemis have to get rid of, Kennan, please get more young beautiful girls, we do not want to go to nursery home to fuck grand ma in their 30's LOL!
We only want 20's LOL!
In two weeks I will finally visit a FKK for my maiden voyage. What is the typical age range of women on a weekend night?
From reading the past comments, Fri / Sat night are the best times to go. Does this still stand true as we approach the end of CV19?
Thanks to past reviewers for the great reports!I would still say that nothing is YET typical, the pandemic has changed all that. If you want guarantees go to Frankfurt. At least you have 5-6 FKKs to chose from. 2 majors snd a handful of minors. You are bound to find a smorgasbord of types shapes ages hair colors etc. If you have to be in Berlin, Artemis is an oasis. Or should I say caravandary? Still if you have to go then the biggest choice is on Fri snd Sat! Typically 7-9 pm. If you don't like what you see. Go in BerlinIntim website and order take out!
Hi guys,
I have not visited an FKK since 2013 and would like to know what the rates are with the girls.
Thanks for your help.
I have not visited an FKK since 2013 and would like to know what the rates are with the girls.Entrance fee 90 Euro. Alcoholic drinks 10 Euro each, tokens available at front desk. - Girls charge 70 Euro per 30 minutes standard service covered blowjob and sex. Prices for extra service may vary, just ask the girl.
Entrance fee 90 Euro. Alcoholic drinks 10 Euro each, tokens available at front desk. - Girls charge 70 Euro per 30 minutes standard service covered blowjob and sex. Prices for extra service may vary, just ask the girl.Thanks for the information.
I will be there in two weeks, I hope to post an useful report.
Entrance fee 90 Euro. Alcoholic drinks 10 Euro each, tokens available at front desk. - Girls charge 70 Euro per 30 minutes standard service covered blowjob and sex. Prices for extra service may vary, just ask the girl.Extra service is standard +20€ for traditional old school BJ.
Thanks for the information.
I will be there in two weeks, I hope to post an useful report.In two weeks? Howdy, maybe it will be a little bit crowded between 5th April and 7th April because of Fruit Logistica. Enjoy your visit!
Hello all,
I am from the US, and am visiting Berlin in May. Will my CDC Vaccine card be sufficient to get me into Artemis? We don't have any official digital vax shit in the US.
Also, what are the current rates in Artemis for the girls? When I last went in 2018 it was 60 euros for 30 minutes. What are they asking for now? Also. How's the lineup.
Hello all,
I am from the US, and am visiting Berlin in May. Will my CDC Vaccine card be sufficient to get me into Artemis? We don't have any official digital vax shit in the US.
Also, what are the current rates in Artemis for the girls? When I last went in 2018 it was 60 euros for 30 minutes. What are they asking for now? Also. How's the lineup.Someone just answered the price question 4 posts below yours.
Will my CDC Vaccine card be sufficient to get me into Artemis? How's the lineup.Your CDC card may not work, but it's worth a try. Nevertheless, rapid antigene tests available at the entrance. Lineup nowadays 60 or 70 girls during weekend nights. - All facts subject of change 'til May.
Hello all,
I am from the US, and am visiting Berlin in May. Will my CDC Vaccine card be sufficient to get me into Artemis? We don't have any official digital vax shit in the US..The question of what is going to be required in may changes daily. Hell we don't even know what you will be required to show to get back into the US!
IN GENERAL, you get off the plane, drop your suitcase and take your ass and your stuff to a pharmacy and get a GERMAN document. You'll need this for anything you do in May outside of sitting in a hotel and watching TV. It's the same in France, Spain etc. If you are not EU citizen the only question is can you use the temporary cards from one country in another, not whether you need them.
Almost everyone in a pharmacy in Berlin speaks English. Asking what the line up will be like in May is like asking what the stock market is going to be like. If you can answer that with certainty (and just tell me) I'll pay for your night in Artemis.
Had a nice time at Artemis on Thursday. There were actually quite a few good options available. Surprisingly more than my last few visits to Artemis pre-pandemic. My first room was with one of my all-time favs, Avril. I have a thing for pale skinned redheads (even if it's dyed red). Avril's body is just as good as ever, if not better. Same goes for her service. Enjoyed the kissing, the OWO, DT, and main event. I intended to go back to the room with her a second time, but by the time I was ready to go again, she was unavailable. I waited for a bit, and ended up having my second room with Maria, a spinner claiming to be from Bulgaria. She was all business with lots of attempts to upsell, and it was not a very good session. I should have just waited for Avril or gone with someone else, like a skinny brunette named Katerina who seemed more personable.
The outdoor area was closed, which is always disappointing to me. I prefer the hot tub outside and the sauna outside. I also liked the self serve drink station they used to have outside. The pool in the basement is a bit too cold and the sauna is usually crowded.
Had a nice time at Artemis on Thursday. There were actually quite a few good options available. Surprisingly more than my last few visits to Artemis pre-pandemic. My first room was with one of my all-time favs, Avril. I have a thing for pale skinned redheads (even if it's dyed red). Avril's body is just as good as ever, if not better. Same goes for her service. Enjoyed the kissing, the OWO, DT, and main event. I intended to go back to the room with her a second time, but by the time I was ready to go again, she was unavailable. I waited for a bit, and ended up having my second room with Maria, a spinner claiming to be from Bulgaria. She was all business with lots of attempts to upsell, and it was not a very good session. I should have just waited for Avril or gone with someone else, like a skinny brunette named Katerina who seemed more personable.
The outdoor area was closed, which is always disappointing to me. I prefer the hot tub outside and the sauna outside. I also liked the self serve drink station they used to have outside. The pool in the basement is a bit too cold and the sauna is usually crowded.Out door area was closed? You mean you cannot even go there or? I love that separate building steam room, many memories of preparing myself in that steam room between sessions LOL!
Out door area was closed? You mean you cannot even go there or? I love that separate building steam room, many memories of preparing myself in that steam room between sessions LOL!Well, you can go outside, but everything is closed. The pool was covered and taped off. The hot tub was taped off. The sauna area was locked with a sign saying it's closed. I'm disappointed whenever I show up and that stuff is closed. Like yourself, I enjoyed relaxing between sessions in the outdoor area, especially the jacuzzi and sauna. The outdoor area is always open during the summer months, but I've been there before on non-summer October and April days when it was open. Maybe they will open it up again in the next few weeks if the weather warms up.
Entrance fee 90 Euro. Alcoholic drinks 10 Euro each, tokens available at front desk. - Girls charge 70 Euro per 30 minutes standard service covered blowjob and sex. Prices for extra service may vary, just ask the girl.
Extra service is standard +20 for traditional old school BJ.I've found there's often been an upcharge for a 30 minute visit but if you ask about an hour, and you are patient, I. E. Not going with the first girl you see, it's only special requests that cost more. Again it's a new wild Post see ride, so who knows.
Well, you can go outside, but everything is closed. The pool was covered and taped off. The hot tub was taped off. The sauna area was locked with a sign saying it's closed. I'm disappointed whenever I show up and that stuff is closed. Like yourself, I enjoyed relaxing between sessions in the outdoor area, especially the jacuzzi and sauna. The outdoor area is always open during the summer months, but I've been there before on non-summer October and April days when it was open. Maybe they will open it up again in the next few weeks if the weather warms up.I think Artemis still have some space where they can make open air room! I hope they will do that because I want to have some privacy, but fuck in open air LOL!
Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! I'd say there were about 30 girls and 40-50 guys present. Quality of the girls wasn't the best and I was disappointed but I still managed to have two 30 min sessions. As I was really tired when I arrived both sessions involved 20% fucking and 80 % BBBJTC.
Girl 1. Hungarian / German blonde. Not very pretty but had nice dick sucking lips, big natural boobs and a medium ass. Other than her being a bit butch the session was good.
Girl 2. Colombian with black hair. Pretty face, medium boobs and a big ass. Great attitude and service.
Inflation has not hit Artemis, prices were the same as from my last visit in July 2021:
70€ for 30 min, 20€ for BBBJ and 50€ for CIM.
Contemplated on going for a third session but being tired and the lineup not so enticing I decided not to. While I was paying the Colombiana two young American newbies (looked to be about 20) were asking me how everything works at Artemis and of course I helped them out. Before I take a last tour of the premises I head to toilet downstairs and catch a glimpse of a blond girl on her knees giving a BJ in the cinema (front row). I finish my business in the toilet and head to the cinema but pretend to be going to the gym. Turns out It's one of the young yanks getting a BJ from two skinny blondes! From newbie to pro, haha. As I am walking back from the gym I pass them and one of the girls smiles joyfully at me and says HELLO. My dick reacted positively and wanted to go say HELLO but my brain said no, so I went upstairs to get dressed and finally left Artemis at 02.30.
I expected a much busier ambiance given that there were no restrictions but according to the girls this was a busy night, but the rooms downstairs were always empty and there was never a queue upstairs.
Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! I'd say there were about 30 girls and 40-50 guys present. Quality of the girls wasn't the best and I was disappointed but I still managed to have two 30 min sessions. As I was really tired when I arrived both sessions involved 20% fucking and 80 % BBBJTC.
Girl 1. Hungarian / German blonde. Not very pretty but had nice dick sucking lips, big natural boobs and a medium ass. Other than her being a bit butch the session was good.
Girl 2. Colombian with black hair. Pretty face, medium boobs and a big ass. Great attitude and service.
Inflation has not hit Artemis, prices were the same as from my last visit in July 2021:
70 for 30 min, 20 for BBBJ and 50 for CIM.
Contemplated on going for a third session but being tired and the lineup not so enticing I decided not to. While I was paying the Colombiana two young American newbies (looked to be about 20) were asking me how everything works at Artemis and of course I helped them out. Before I take a last tour of the premises I head to toilet downstairs and catch a glimpse of a blond girl on her knees giving a BJ in the cinema (front row). I finish my business in the toilet and head to the cinema but pretend to be going to the gym. Turns out It's one of the young yanks getting a BJ from two skinny blondes! From newbie to pro, haha. As I am walking back from the gym I pass them and one of the girls smiles joyfully at me and says HELLO. My dick reacted positively and wanted to go say HELLO but my brain said no, so I went upstairs to get dressed and finally left Artemis at 02.30.
I expected a much busier ambiance given that there were no restrictions but according to the girls this was a busy night, but the rooms downstairs were always empty and there was never a queue upstairs.Inflation has hit Artemis already as it was 60 euro 30 min before your last visit LOL! Plus, they raised entrance too LOL!
Hey all,
Finally back in action and excited to step into FKK land again. Does anyone know if blonde German girl Pia is available after covid? I think she had a tattoo on her body which said Paia.
Thank You.
Looking forward to sharing many reports.
Inflation has hit Artemis already as it was 60 euro 30 min before your last visit LOL! Plus, they raised entrance too LOL!That wasn't inflation, that was the pandemic hehe. I don't mind these prices as long as the quality of the girls is good, but that is not the case at the moment.
That wasn't inflation, that was the pandemic hehe. I don't mind these prices as long as the quality of the girls is good, but that is not the case at the moment.That is my point, if Artemis were to be the most expensive FKK in Germany both for men and FKK girls, they were to have some justified reason like globe Zurich, I expect Artemis to prepare stunner level beautiful girls and also high service level without negotiation like Globe!
My first room was with one of my all-time favs, Avril. ... Avril's body is just as good as ever, if not better. Same goes for her service.Thanks for your report! - IMHO Avril is one of the best picks in A for years. Congrats for choosing her (again)!
Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! .I was there on April 1st as well. All the girls and staff were excited about it being the first mask-free day. They didn't check my proof of vax.
I was only there to have a session with Avril again, and then left shortly after we finished. She was in a bit of a sour mood that day, but it was still a great time in the room.
FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.
I was in Artemis once in 2016. Now slight increase in prices: entry 80 euro to 90 euro, 30 min 60 euro to 70 euro. 51 girls present (info at reception).
Food is still on the same level I remember (2 main meals, very limited choice). Outside area is unfortunately closed. In the main area at the bar air is thick from smoking.
Not too many men, and not very willing to go upstairs. Every girl had to hunt actively in order to succeed. Their pre-sales talk is usually pathetic (Schatzi ficken!) Around 10 girls tried to talk me into session. During my stay I didn't found any obvious super-girl for my choice, and the one that would be constantly busy (= popular, with good service).
One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.
Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember.
Other girls seemed for me either too vulgar or with no personality. Sure each one looks differently, but I had impression each one of them offers similar forgettable service. So I didn't sessioned with more girls.
I left with idea that it's better to spend my money elsewhere.
FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.
I was in Artemis once in 2016. Now slight increase in prices: entry 80 euro to 90 euro, 30 min 60 euro to 70 euro. 51 girls present (info at reception).
Food is still on the same level I remember (2 main meals, very limited choice). Outside area is unfortunately closed. In the main area at the bar air is thick from smoking.
Not too many men, and not very willing to go upstairs. Every girl had to hunt actively in order to succeed. Their pre-sales talk is usually pathetic (Schatzi ficken!) Around 10 girls tried to talk me into session. During my stay I didn't found any obvious super-girl for my choice, and the one that would be constantly busy (= popular, with good service).
One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.
Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember..So Artemis increased the price, but gives bad service and no stunner girls in line up?
If so, what is the justification for price increase? None, I presume and that is how one loses the clients!
FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.
One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.
Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember.Don't you think her ass is gorgeous?
I can strongly recommend 2 Rumanians: Alexia who is blond, fair-skinned and mature, not a stunner but gives great service, and Adina who has the biggest boobs in Artemis and also offers great service.
Hello mongers,
Has anyone tried the two Columbian girls who are walking together always? If yes please anyone write a review about them.
In a few months I get to finally leave prison for the first time in years and go to Germany for a little while. Can anyone say if Amy is still working at Artemis? Pretty, blonde, natural German girl who says she is from Stuttgart, with no tattoos or excessive piercings?
Can anyone say if Amy is still working at Artemis?Bad news. Didn't spot her for a long, long time.
Bad news. Didn't spot her for a long, long time.They come and go is the melancholy and also the beauty of FKK, isn't it? How romantic life is in FKK, we get sex and we can even feel melancholy after as we know as we fuck that she will be gone soon or later LOL! So enjoy them while it last as it has expiration date of fucking each other LOL!
Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.
First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience. If you're looking for the dry details (price rules etc.), many others have reported them.
Folks, the thought I had in mind was woah, this is what the world should be like. In a way, this is what every club and possibly bar should be like: women in sexy clothes, competing for man's attention (I. E. Yes, wallet), and gentlemen lounging in robes, drinking and smoking and talking politics. What a dream.
I arrived at 5 o'clock. I left at 8:30. Quality definitely picked up after 7 PM, next time I will come around then. I eventually picked a woman with very short hair, and super toned and thin body. A bit on the muscular side even. It is not normally my choice, but on the day I was in for something different. I did one hour, with a couple of extras, and it was absolutely fantastic.
Couple of criticisms of the place, if I may. I would love it more if the women were in lingeries or a sexy little dress. As it is, most women are almost fully naked. I don't like that. It leaves nothing to curiosity or imagination. Second, I would love it if the men were open to socializing a bit more. Don't get me wrong, I am here to copulate with women as much as the next guy. But where else can you socialize with a host of interesting, successful, international men than an establishment like this? Perhaps the golf course, but screw that.
So if you see me, say Hi, gentlemen. I will be the thirtyish year old looking guy, with a necklace, and probably dancing in my chair. I am in Berlin for a couple of more weeks, and you better believe it, I'll be back.
Steve 9696
04-16-22, 01:55
Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.
First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience. If you're looking for the dry details (price rules etc.), many others have reported them.
Folks, the thought I had in mind was woah, this is what the world should be like. In a way, this is what every club and possibly bar should be like: women in sexy clothes, competing for man's attention (I. E. Yes, wallet), and gentlemen lounging in robes, drinking and smoking and talking politics. What a dream.
I arrived at 5 o'clock. I left at 8:30. Quality definitely picked up after 7 PM, next time I will come around then. I eventually picked a woman with very short hair, and super toned and thin body. A bit on the muscular side even. It is not normally my choice, but on the day I was in for something different. I did one hour, with a couple of extras, and it was absolutely fantastic.
Couple of criticisms of the place, if I may. I would love it more if the women were in lingeries or a sexy little dress. As it is, most women are almost fully naked. I don't like that. It leaves nothing to curiosity or imagination. Second, I would love it if the men were open to socializing a bit more. Don't get me wrong, I am here to copulate with women as much as the next guy. But where else can you socialize with a host of interesting, successful, international men than an establishment like this? Perhaps the golf course, but screw that.
So if you see me, say Hi, gentlemen. I will be the thirtyish year old looking guy, with a necklace, and probably dancing in my chair. I am in Berlin for a couple of more weeks, and you better believe it, I'll be back.No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.
I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!
No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.
I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!So in Brazil, numbers of stunners are way more than any FKK? If so, it will make me fly over 20 hours from where I am at soon or later LOL!
No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.
I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!I was searching for a better FKK club around Germany so do you recommend one worth a visit?
Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.
First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience. You've mongered all over the world and just now discovered a sex sauna? LOL Try Brazil terms or Macao spas sometime. German FKKs don't even hold a candle to those.
Steve 9696
04-16-22, 12:59
So in Brazil, numbers of stunners are way more than any FKK? If so, it will make me fly over 20 hours from where I am at soon or later LOL!Well I want to be a bit careful here because everyone's stunner is different. I feel confident saying there are more 7+ girls at this venue than any place on the planet especially if you like Latinas. Of course even among technical Latinas there is variety. Morenas and brancas, for example. And I do like morenas and there are lots of those (u know the brown hair dark eyes tanner skin Romanians? That's a morena look.) So if you will find YOUR stunner or not I can't say. But there are tons of pretty women to choose from.
The format is like FKK in that all the girls are there to fuck. But it's not like FKK in that you wouldn't spend the whole day there. In fact it really cranks up from 11 PM till 4 in the morning. And there is no Sauna or free buffet. Easiest thing to picture is a huge nightclub with several bars, a band, and an outdoor patio and a four star restaurant. Like the nicest nightclub you have been to. However there is virtually no dancing just future sex partners milling about chating and snuggling.
I would say there were easily 150 girls there when I was there a few weeks back. Probably more because they are spread between the club and the patio and the restaurant.
Also more expensive than FKK. The drinks. The girl. And the room are all more expensive. You can expect to spend about $300-400 for an evening including 1 girl in the room (cover $50 drinks $50 girl $150 room $50) and add about $200 for another couple hours hanging out drinking and additional girl.
I suppose I should point out there are separate formats for the day. In So Paulo they are called Clnicas. Basically u get a line up where they introduce tiny one by one and u pic and go fuck. The poster who mentioned termas is talking Rio. A terma is more daytime and had the more relaxed vibe of FKK. Although I have not been to terma I dont think all would agree with his assessment. Guys who have done both would debate. That said the Boate (Scandallo being best) I would def put up against FKK any day with the caveats above that it is a DIFFERENT experience. And completely awesome. Just as FKK is.
Oh and of course there is a significant difference in the women. Boate girls are generally a lot less pro than FKK girls. They might see 1-3 guys a night if they are doing well and often have real jobs. Two Boate girls I saw got engaged a month afterwards! Also there isnt the upsell transactional culture and Brasileiras love to kiss. Ive never discussed kissing and its always great DFK. Same mostly for BJ. Ive only had one girl insist covered BJ and that surprised me. Its always BBBJ without discussion. Finally u can also take them out and make side arrangements. Pretty much any girl will go overnight with u for $300. And may even wanna hang out and have lunch or dinner if u like the GF experience. My very first Scandallo girl wanted me to go to the beach with her and her friend the next day (but alas I had hotties to fuck!)
Steve 9696
04-16-22, 13:11
I was searching for a better FKK club around Germany so do you recommend one worth a visit?General wisdom is that Sharks and Oase are towards the top. Both in Frankfurt. In my personal experience, I would agree. Sharks is my favorite due to its scale. Artemis would be more awesome if it was less upsell and sharky. But it's a monopoly in Berlin so that's what you get.
The (Scandallo) format is like FKK in that all the girls are there to fuck. But it's not like FKK in that you wouldn't spend the whole day there. In fact it really cranks up from 11 till 4 in the morning. The poster who mentioned termas is talking Rio. A terma is more daytime and had the more relaxed vibe of FKK.I would just note a couple of things. Although the heaviest action at Scandallo might get going later, and that I agree you wouldn't necessarily want to spend all day there, I like to show up between 7 pm and 8 pm for a couple of reasons. One is that I like to have dinner there. They have a decent restaurant with decent food, so that's where I have dinner when I have Scandallo on the schedule for the night. Have a meal. Have a drink or two. Start to cut into that admission price consumo fee. And second, in normal times, I found that even by early evening there were some hotties milling and wandering around, making it easy to get an early lay in before later on in the night when it gets more crowded and noisy (I usually fuck at least twice in a night at Scandallo). And regarding a Brazilian termas, I need to correct by saying that they absolutely are not primarily daytime establishments. They are good both in the day and at night, with the best action normally being in the evening. And whether or not the "vibe" is more relaxed or not depends on the particular character of the termas in question. Some can be low-key. But some can be crowded with loud music. So that depends, just like with FKKs. The one thing that is not debatable between the Brazilian termas versus the German FKKs is that the former are much smaller than an FKK club, and tend to lack the same quality of facilities, amenities, etc. But, for me Brazil is still the clear winner overall because Brazilian women are so diverse in their looks and fuck the best. Hands-down! And if you enjoy anal, no place in the world is better than Brazil for that. None! I always say the best set up would be the beach of Thailand lined up and down with FKK clubs filled to the brim with Brazilian women. Well, with a few other nationalities thrown in too! Ha!
General wisdom is that Sharks and Oase are towards the top. Both in Frankfurt. In my personal experience, I would agree. Sharks is my favorite due to its scale. Artemis would be more awesome if it was less upsell and sharky. But it's a monopoly in Berlin so that's what you get.Hoping to try Mainhatten (Frankfurt) soon. Lot of reports that post Covid it's come back well. But will report on Artemis "soon". Wish us old mongers luck!
Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.
I arrived at 5 o'clock. I left at 8:30. Quality definitely picked up after 7 PM, next time I will come around then.
So if you see me, say Hi, gentlemen. I will be the thirtyish year old looking guy, with a necklace, and probably dancing in my chair. I am in Berlin for a couple of more weeks, and you better believe it, I'll be back.Curious what night. Always helpful to know the night. And if you remember. Ratio of ladies to men. Or as they sometimes say in the German boards. 2 leggers to 3 leggers!
And by the way, I was in one clubs somewhere in the world and once commented how few men were in the club. And the girl said: Did you come here for the men or the ladies.
Mr. DoneDeal: thanks for your report!
I would love it more if the women were in lingeries or a sexy little dress.Just try Wednesday, it's lingerie day.
I eventually picked a woman with very short hair, and super toned and thin body. A bit on the muscular side even. It is not normally my choice, but on the day I was in for something different. I did one hour, with a couple of extras, and it was absolutely fantastic.Sounds like you picked up Penelope, but I'm not sure. Usually she starts not before 6 pm.
Mr. DoneDeal: thanks for your report!
Just try Wednesday, it's lingerie day.
Sounds like you picked up Penelope, but I'm not sure. Usually she starts not before 6 pm.Woah, nicely done. It was indeed Penelope. Was selfishly guarding the name but got to give credit where it's due. What you think of her?
Curious what night. Always helpful to know the night. And if you remember. Ratio of ladies to men. Or as they sometimes say in the German boards. 2 leggers to 3 leggers!
And by the way, I was in one clubs somewhere in the world and once commented how few men were in the club. And the girl said: Did you come here for the men or the ladies.Friday evening, 5 pm to 8:20 pm. Ratio is 2:3. That is, two leggers to three leggers (love the expression). That is, about 15 women to like 23 men at that time.
Well I want to be a bit careful here because everyone's stunner is different. I feel confident saying there are more 7+ girls at this venue than any place on the planet especially if you like Latinas. Of course even among technical Latinas there is variety. Morenas and brancas, for example. And I do like morenas and there are lots of those (u know the brown hair dark eyes tanner skin Romanians? That's a morena look.) So if you will find YOUR stunner or not I can't say. But there are tons of pretty women to choose from.
The format is like FKK in that all the girls are there to fuck. But it's not like FKK in that you wouldn't spend the whole day there. In fact it really cranks up from 11 PM till 4 in the morning. And there is no Sauna or free buffet. Easiest thing to picture is a huge nightclub with several bars, a band, and an outdoor patio and a four star restaurant. Like the nicest nightclub you have been to. However there is virtually no dancing just future sex partners milling about chating and snuggling.
I would say there were easily 150 girls there when I was there a few weeks back. Probably more because they are spread between the club and the patio and the restaurant.Sound like the set up is bit similar to Spanish brothel like disco? Set up, you know like in Madrid and are the any in Barcelona? Etc and also similar to KTV in minila, this I went to before for Eurasians!
I will take a shot at Brazil, but since it is over 20 hours flight, it has to be done and planned well before LOL!
As far as it sound, for me FKK is good enough for me both in Germany and Switzerland and I am going to put in some high end escort in Europe soon as well to see how that one works out! Since some of the stunners I went to with worked in high end escort in Germany, line up at escort in Germany seems promising!
Boate in Brazil interest me since they are more close to normal girls, if there are stunner level young beauties in boate, I may also take a hit, but not this year, I hit globe Zurich once again and I may stretch to good old palace, I will see LOL! But FKK is back after pandemic it seems and isn't it amazing? LOL!
It was indeed Penelope. ... What you think of her?I'd call her an exciting MILF, giving great service in the room. Recommended.
Hello guys,
Does anyone know the name of the tall blondie girl with natural boobs and enhanced lips? I am trying to remember her name but I can't.
Sebastiane
04-23-22, 01:10
Is it worth going to Berlin just for Artemis at the moment? Is the outside area open now with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi (being outside on a balmy night at Artemis was amazing).
Nooky Ninja
04-23-22, 07:42
Is it worth going to Berlin just for Artemis at the moment? Is the outside area open now with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi (being outside on a balmy night at Artemis was amazing).No. Nothing near normal yet - maybe June. Maybe.
Impression now from Pharisaer maybe 50% normal. Quality is another thing. Many girls running risk (see below) need money badly. Ninja note and admit he has not been in very long time - poor ventilation in crowded, smoke filled room, no idea of other's Covid status, masks ha ha, all big negatives.
But read locals reports on other local german fora - same. Can play Russian roulette at home for free vs. 90 Euro entrance.
Using interweb, senior member can check Berlin weather (afternoon and evening temperatures) https://www.meteoblue.com/en/weather/week/berlin_germany_2950159.
And daily new Covid cases (e.g. yesterday 2800 new), age distribution (note under 40 yr olds), and hospitalisation rates https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#start (use translator). Coming down very slowly.
And make (obvious) conclusion. Berlin has many independents where quality good and risks much lower.
But read locals reports on other local german fora - same.Which forums?
Nooky, what did you mean by risks, COVID? I am considering going to Artemis in the upcoming week. Therefore, I am really interested to know what the situation and the line up are like. Should I go there, I would of course happily give a report.
No. Nothing near normal yet - maybe June. Maybe.
Impression now from Pharisaer maybe 50% normal. Quality is another thing. Many girls running risk (see below) need money badly. Ninja note and admit he has not been in very long time - poor ventilation in crowded, smoke filled room, no idea of other's Covid status, masks ha ha, all big negatives.
But read locals reports on other local german fora - same. Can play Russian roulette at home for free vs. 90 Euro entrance.
Using interweb, senior member can check Berlin weather (afternoon and evening temperatures) https://www.meteoblue.com/en/weather/week/berlin_germany_2950159.
And daily new Covid cases (e.g. yesterday 2800 new), age distribution (note under 40 yr olds), and hospitalisation rates https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#start (use translator). Coming down very slowly.
No. Nothing near normal yet - maybe June. Maybe.
Impression now from Pharisaer maybe 50% normal. Quality is another thing. Many girls running risk (see below) need money badly. Ninja note and admit he has not been in very long time - poor ventilation in crowded, smoke filled room, no idea of other's Covid status, masks ha ha, all big negatives.
But read locals reports on other local german fora - same. Can play Russian roulette at home for free vs. 90 Euro entrance.
Using interweb, senior member can check Berlin weather (afternoon and evening temperatures) https://www.meteoblue.com/en/weather/week/berlin_germany_2950159.
And daily new Covid cases (e.g. yesterday 2800 new), age distribution (note under 40 yr olds), and hospitalisation rates https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#start (use translator). Coming down very slowly.
And make (obvious) conclusion. Berlin has many independents where quality good and risks much lower.I am looking to go to Artemis too in the next 2 weeks. Very interested in the lineup. Is it not good due to Covid these days? My favorite type are German blondes which I found the best in Artemis among Sharks, Oase, Palace and Globe ZH. I will also post a report after going
Nooky Ninja
04-25-22, 07:26
Nooky, what did you mean by risks, COVID? I am considering going to Artemis in the upcoming week. Therefore, I am really interested to know what the situation and the line up are like. Yes. Obviously. Ninja post official Berlin Covid tracking sites below. Just read numbers: 2-3000+ new cases per day and still high hospitalisation rates. Remember also 1. These numbers undercount as testing more haphazard. 2. There will likely be bump up in next 2 weeks, as has happened past 2 years after Easter holidays. 3. Probably some girls away as E Orthodox Easter also late this year, so line up not likely to be at full strength for a while. 4. There is general fatigue dealing with Covid so mask restrictions now greatly relaxed. Will take some weeks to see effects, but UK experience says this will like cause rates to increase for a while. Then 5. You are sitting for hours in poorly ventilated, smokey room with people who obviously like to take risks, and girls breathing closely with 10-15 of these men per day. And girls, working in this stressed situation obviously under pressures. Said most of this in last post; saying again.
Then there is quality / price issue. A entrance 90 Eur, lots of sharky behaviour ( see German fora like Lusthaus or Verkehrsbericht) means single 1 hour session easily 90+140=230 (assume no extras). Much better local girls in apartments where 1 HR is 130-150, with much less risk and none of sharky upselling. See Berlin ISG thread.
In pre-Covid prime, Artemis was great. That was then; this is now. Easily 10 of the all time best girls there are long gone. Even most of fun, interesting guys have stopped going and this was part of charm-Ninja could always find characters to hang with and made many friends. You can ask girls and they will also say atmosphere very different now. Maybe after a few months with much warmer weather so you can stay outside most of time, it could be option, if you have never been. Artemis much better club when you can hang out in sun all day, swim, take jacuzzi but it is too early and cold now. Of course you can be lucky. But cost and risk now says nein Danke. People being exhausted and fed up with dealing with Corona simply does not make virus go away. Just think with big brain, not dick brain.
Pharisaer knows current situation and line up best - he can offer thoughts.
Good point Ninja, the 90 entry fee is silly in times when the chances are big you won't find anyone you want to go to room with. Artemis used to show lineup on their website, but now that is gone too. Probably due to the rules of 2017. But that at least gave guys some sort of comfort that they would find someone. Now unless you are a local visiting every week, it gets a lot risker.
230-250 e are at the price point where you can find the top lookers at the eurogirlsescort website. So it is hard competition too. And without the chance to advertise. Although I do wonder if there is some redbook website where the girls mark which FKK they will be working at. Like there was in Hessen or NRW a few years back. Though that really was half assed and not very updated.
For 250 e I could meet up with someone like these girls:
https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/valeria/408052/?list=fxfr6
https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/kristina/411478/?list=7uc4a3
https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/linda-garcia/352067/?list=p683pd
Or almost this now well known pornstar here from Brazil:
https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/kelly-oliveira/359543/?list=sadzo
While this girl is even much cheaper (at least looks hot from behind).
https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/mell/409188/?list=k98aa
And that is just from the first page of results. Out of 7. Damn if all these girls would have worked from the same club instead of apartments! Artemis would be rocking! But something is clearly not working right at the moment.
So indeed, the FKK model is losing out right now in competition with apartment girls.
1. Entry has gone too high.
2. Lack of marketing.
I am looking to go to Artemis too in the next 2 weeks. Very interested in the lineup. Is it not good due to Covid these days? My favorite type are German blondes which I found the best in Artemis among Sharks, Oase, Palace and Globe ZH. I will also post a report after goingOk. Will post a report in a bit. Just back from Artemis (and a couple others) last week. First as everyone had pointed out Easter and Easter Orthodox weeks are tough. Some girls away. Others told me they could not afford to travel after such a long time without work. I did not see any German girls. Prices were indeed up. Talking with the girls at the club and asking about some of my old favorites the standard reply you get is 'they took a private space in town'.
Not that anyone goes to Artemis for the food but that too was not as good as the old days. Still if you have last minute schedule and want to try the club I found success, happiness, and very nice endings!
Got to Artemis about 8:15- ish. They offered a price for evening and a reduced price for staying 30 minutes.
I'd say at most there were 15 guys spread out over the building. 12 girls. Given the coming and going of the ladies there may have been as many as 18-20 ladies in the building but many fewer at any time in the bar area.
I did a couple rounds through the building and came across a couple of cuties who kept trying to get me to take them both. Kataleya and Elmy I said I'd circle back. At the bar sat an Italian girl with too much make up. Mid late 30's. Dark hair. Fish nets. Another very tall super skinny blond with crotch-less body suit found a guy to take her up in under 30 seconds of chit-chat. Couldn't decide if she looked too skanky or just the right amount of skanky. Tiny A buds. There were 3-4 really heavy girls who looked like 20-49 pounds overweight.
Sat down and found a local German to chat with. He was really disappointed with the selection. After talking for a while and staring at naked breasts and butts I gave in to a Kataleya. 140 an hour. + 20 for uncovered BJ and 50 for CIM or +100 for anal (didn't go there). The oral I'd give an A+, Constant eye contact. Great technique and sex was a solid A. Had some running commentary on the positions! Didn't make any silly pretend sex noises!
Sex in every position. Light kissing. Finished in her mouth and she congratulated me on the amount of cum Seriously. She gave me a long talk on how many guys barely wet her tongue I've never been congratulated for that before. She did work hard to finish me off. Let me play with her pussy. Without good kissing I probably wouldn't repeat even though overall I enjoyed myself.
She said she'd been there under a year. She confirmed many people mistake her for Latina. Her face had a South American look. She didn't try to push me out after we had sex. In fact I was the one who got up as I was afraid I might fall asleep on the bed. hopefully I have her name correct!
Would have gone with Elmy for a second but took a sauna, and another drink then jet lag really hit!
So yes pricy for one girl but look you get off the plane. Taxi over. Have a drink 'find a girl, eat some food' or 'find some food eat a girl' and get back to the hotel happy. I mean easier than ordering a girl to my room!
Mr. Tintin1 - thanks for your report! You remember the name quite correct: Cataleya. Spelling varies. Some good reports now. Maybe I have to try her too.
Got to Artemis about 8:15- ish. They offered a price for evening and a reduced price for staying 30 minutes.Reduced entrance fee? Surprise, surprise. Maybe you mix something up?
Mr. Tintin1 - thanks for your report! You remember the name quite correct: Cataleya. Spelling varies. Some good reports now. Maybe I have to try her too.
Reduced entrance fee? Surprise, surprise. Maybe you mix something up?1. 90 for all night, 60 or 70 if you only stay for 30 minutes "for one room visit". Hardly worth it but I doubt they come in and drag you out of the room. More likely it's 30 minutes walking around UNTIL you go into a room! But for 20 or 30 Euros, I might as well stay, eat, drink and sauna.
Yes, Cataleya or Kataleya. I just say CUTE.
1. 90 for all night, 60 or 70 if you only stay for 30 minutes "for one room visit".In Artemis, really? Wow, that's an interesting news. Have to check it.
Got to Artemis about 8:15- ish. They offered a price for evening and a reduced price for staying 30 minutes.
I'd say at most there were 15 guys spread out over the building. 12 girls. Given the coming and going of the ladies there may have been as many as 18-20 ladies in the building but many fewer at any time in the bar area.
I did a couple rounds through the building and came across a couple of cuties who kept trying to get me to take them both. Kataleya and Elmy I said I'd circle back. At the bar sat an Italian girl with too much make up. Mid late 30's. Dark hair. Fish nets. Another very tall super skinny blond with crotch-less body suit found a guy to take her up in under 30 seconds of chit-chat. Couldn't decide if she looked too skanky or just the right amount of skanky. Tiny A buds. There were 3-4 really heavy girls who looked like 20-49 pounds overweight.
Sat down and found a local German to chat with. He was really disappointed with the selection. After talking for a while and staring at naked breasts and butts I gave in to a Kataleya. 140 an hour. + 20 for uncovered BJ and 50 for CIM or +100 for anal (didn't go there). The oral I'd give an A+, Constant eye contact. Great technique and sex was a solid A. Had some running commentary on the positions! Didn't make any silly pretend sex noises!
Sex in every position. Light kissing. Finished in her mouth and she congratulated me on the amount of cum Seriously. She gave me a long talk on how many guys barely wet her tongue I've never been congratulated for that before. She did work hard to finish me off. Let me play with her pussy. Without good kissing I probably wouldn't repeat even though overall I enjoyed myself.
She said she'd been there under a year. She confirmed many people mistake her for Latina. Her face had a South American look. She didn't try to push me out after we had sex. In fact I was the one who got up as I was afraid I might fall asleep on the bed. hopefully I have her name correct!
Would have gone with Elmy for a second but took a sauna, and another drink then jet lag really hit!
So yes pricy for one girl but look you get off the plane. Taxi over. Have a drink 'find a girl, eat some food' or 'find some food eat a girl' and get back to the hotel happy. I mean easier than ordering a girl to my room!Great report Tintin, thank you. Such great reviews are hard to come by. I wish Artemis comes back to old levels with the lineup soon. I guess I will stick to Globe and Frankfurt till that time.
Thank you everyone for the helpful replies! I am planning on Artemis to actually limit risks, COVID I do not really consider a risk for myself. I think of Artemis as a safe place in terms of getting, cheated, robbed or beaten up. That makes me hesitant to go to private apartments. I would consider getting an escort into the hotel room. But since I am traveling with colleagues, I cannot pick up a girl in the lobby and what I read from forums it's hard to get them send up to your room in modern hotels.
I have been to Artemis several years ago, well before COVID. Back then I really liked the line up. Many girls with a "porno lock" which is exactly what I am looking for. So my take on it is, that Artemis looks to me like a very safe location, the place is suited to spend there some time, the line up might really be a problem from what you people say, especially since I will be there on a weekday.
Nooky Ninja
04-26-22, 07:20
In Artemis, really? Wow, that's an interesting news. Have to check it.If this is true (how can it be enforced really-different color bracelets being constantly watched, threat of extra charge on exit? It means entrance + 70 minimum for 30 min session = at least EUR 130-140. Many many girls in private bordellos or indie flats offer this for 1 hour. So double the time, better quality, less risk. A makes even less sense. All the local scene covered in Berlin thread and Bobo's per bordello threads.
Yesterday, 5000+ new Covid cases in Berlin, hospitalisation index up, all concentrated with under 40 years old. Post Easter holiday bump starting. It will come down slowly but only after a few weeks.
In Artemis, really? Wow, that's an interesting news. Have to check it.You know in the old days we used to end a lot of comments with "YMMV". Your mileage may vary. In this case. Who knows. Is this official policy. Is this for the slow nights. Or holiday weeks- when they look at the punter and think I'd rather not lose this guy so maybe 20€ will make a difference. To me saving so little is hardly worth it. So maybe the point is to make you just say. OK I'll pay the full tariff. If it was 50€ cover I could see showing up to see a favorite for a quickly if you could be sure she was free.
You know in the old days we used to end a lot of comments with "YMMV". Your mileage may vary. In this case. Who knows. Is this official policy. Is this for the slow nights. Or holiday weeks- when they look at the punter and think I'd rather not lose this guy so maybe 20 will make a difference. To me saving so little is hardly worth it. So maybe the point is to make you just say. OK I'll pay the full tariff. If it was 50 cover I could see showing up to see a favorite for a quickly if you could be sure she was free.Yeah, YMMV. I remember. But (sorry don't want to harm you) it sounds silly. See Ninjas post below, quite good points. I'll check it & report back.
Yeah, YMMV. I remember. But (sorry don't want to harm you) it sounds silly. See Ninjas post below, quite good points. I'll check it & report back.Yes, I agree with his logic. I did not say I used the short term, just that it was offered to me. (How they know, How they track you etc, don't care). I think the 3 of us agree we wouldn't'; t use this option. I merely was stating what happened when I arrived at the front desk. In Palace in Frankfurt I arrived at 4:55 and they gave me the before 5 discount. 25 euros for the entire night. If there hadn't been two of us, I would probably have arrived at 7 which is my usual time, but for 50 Euros, we had a couple drinks, and chatted watching the girls. It was better than the hotel lobby and ultimately the discount covered our drinks.
Again, you all speak logically. But when I'm in a room of 2 dozen naked women, logic for me is useless. I know what I SHOULD DO, but somehow my dick often controls my brain and my wallet.
AlexFlipuc
04-28-22, 02:42
At the bar sat an Italian girl with too much make up. Mid late 30's. Dark hair. Fish nets.I've had her, you dodged a bullet. I like the older dirty working girl look and she looked early 40's to me. 70 is the base, and then 25 for BBBJ and kissing. Nothing all that special and you're better off with a better looking woman.
She hustled me in a strange way, but its part of the game, so I just let it go. I popped and she upsold 20 for another pop, she was the last stop of the night so I figured whatever. She got into 69 position but standing with my head between her feet and squatting up and down so I could see her pussy while she jerked me off to get me hard for the last pop. I saw a look of judgment on her face as well when I started licking her ass but she let me keep going.
When I was ready and hard again, I pushed her slightly off but she kept jerking and pressed behind my balls against my prostate to make me pop and then wanted another 20 for another pop. That was a shady pro hooker trick, but she earned it. Lesson learned.
I don't know if anyone else has licked a 40 year old prostitute's asshole and got scammed by her at the same time, but I'll admit to it. It was memorable, although a bit humiliating.
RaphaelVolts
04-28-22, 11:11
Hello everyone,
I am a Indian male (35 y) currently in Poland, where I have been hobbying for the last 4 months, averaging around 2 SWs per month. Been using eurogirlsescort.com for incall only, I find now that the picking are pretty slim if you want to go to a verified provider, and even then your experience might not be too the mark and even a bit too costly at times, and even some of the verified have faces hidden in the ads or barely speak English at all (more common with providers from outside Poland, all polish providers I've met speak impeccable English). So then recently I read about FKK clubs and I am truly intrigued, there is something about ordering from what's displayed at the counter in a restaurant, than just ordering from a menu. As you can already see if the food looks to your liking or not. The taste is another thing but already the looks satisfy kind of a thing. So I am just looking for a bit of guidance from my more experienced fellow hobbyists.
I am planning on visiting the club around 10 pm and staying till I can. Or should I go earlier? If I find a good lineup (will I in May?) I would like to smoke already 4 of them, or may be even try threesome. What do you guys suggest I should look forward to spending? I really like BBBJs so that will be a must. But I really don't know if I, being a dark skinned Asian, will even be entertained or not. Really looking for some pointers from ye experienced ones.
Thinking of going to Artemis this weekend. How many girls are there on average at the peak? Is it worth it? Thanks!
Thinking of going to Artemis this weekend. How many girls are there on average at the peak? Is it worth it? Thanks!Expect roundabout 60 girls at peak between 6 pm and 10 pm.
Hello guys,
Any idea about the price for cumming twice per 30 minutes?
Expect roundabout 60 girls at peak between 6 pm and 10 pm.Thank you, and what are the prices currently? 70 base? How much extra BBBJ? How much extra CIM?
Karlgnter2
04-29-22, 12:01
The entrance fee is 80 Euros (40 for taxi drivers and pensioners on Sundays and Mondays); half an hour sex costs 60 Euros.
Thank you, and what are the prices currently? 70 base? How much extra BBBJ? How much extra CIM?Entrance 90 E. Girls 70 E per 30 minutes. Upsell BBBJ 20 E, CIM 50 E.
Any idea about the price for cumming twice per 30 minutes?IMHO there's no fixed rule. In a 30 minute session you're usually allowed to cum once. You will pay for 30 minutes afterwards, so you don't have to leave after cumming, but no second cumshot allowed. Maybe it's a good idea to ask the girl in advance.
Amira (Romanian, blonde, fake tits): horrendous experience, waste of money, probably the worst service I've had in years. Avoid at all costs.
Club was packed with a ratio of maybe 5:1 guys to girls, tons of Italian and British tourists. Lineup was horrible, hardly anything good to choose from, and very few girls to begin with.
Overall disappointing experience. Sharks is much better at this point, will not be back at Artemis anytime soon. During the height of the pandemic it was much better.
Amira (Romanian, blonde, fake tits): horrendous experience, waste of money, probably the worst service I've had in years. Avoid at all costs.
Club was packed with a ratio of maybe 5:1 guys to girls, tons of Italian and British tourists. Lineup was horrible, hardly anything good to choose from, and very few girls to begin with.
Overall disappointing experience. Sharks is much better at this point, will not be back at Artemis anytime soon. During the height of the pandemic it was much better.On which day you gave it a visit please?
Amira (Romanian, blonde, fake tits): horrendous experience, waste of money, probably the worst service I've had in years. Avoid at all costs.
Club was packed with a ratio of maybe 5:1 guys to girls, tons of Italian and British tourists. Lineup was horrible, hardly anything good to choose from, and very few girls to begin with.
Overall disappointing experience. Sharks is much better at this point, will not be back at Artemis anytime soon. During the height of the pandemic it was much better.I can second this. Went there yesterday on Friday and stayed from 3 to 8 pm. Went home unfucked.
I had hoped for Katharina from Bulgaria but she was not there.
Maybe some girls are on extended orthodox Easter holiday.
Club was packed with a ratio of maybe 5:1 guys to girls, tons of Italian and British tourists.Thanks for your report. Artemis' made for tourists, that's nothing new. A ratio of 5:1 sounds really bad.
I had hoped for Katharina from Bulgaria but she was not there.She will return soon. Maybe you should give yourself another chance to catch her.
Nooky Ninja
05-02-22, 09:36
I am planning on Artemis to actually limit risks, COVID I do not really consider a risk for myself. I think of Artemis as a safe place in terms of getting, cheated, robbed or beaten up. That makes me hesitant to go to private apartments. Nothing in life is 100% safe-crossing the street etc. But private apartments and apartment bordellos are completely safe here. Not NYC, London, Paris, Moscow. Plus over years, Artemis has had its own share of bizarre events as any local can confirm. Rare shootings in parking lot; some brawls in changing room; the surprise, unnecessary 2016 police raid where everyone's ID checked. On Covid side, Berlin case & hospital data clearly confirm under 40 yr olds dominate now, with still 2-3000 new cases per day (and these understate actual due to reporting issues).
Spending many hours in smokey, poor ventilated room, girls with 10+ guys per day in very close proximity with unknown testing and case history, and both girls and guests are above average risk takers, etc. It is sad but Artemis very different now from its glory days 2008-2016. Berlin apartments have more German local girls, more local guys both with more chance of being fully vaccinated, not pressure to have sex 10-15 times per day, less chance of bringing disease by mixing with people from all over world, etc. Risk profile is very different. Of course apartments have different vibe, no lounging for hours, no sports studio, no food. But 5-10 good choices, easy to find one. More erotic, less sex factory feel. Girls for sure more relaxed.
Given all this, given prices, quality issues reported here almost daily, if you want P4S in Berlin now, apartments have big safety and price / quality advantages. IMHO too soon to visit Artemis. Weather needs to be much warmer to drive Covid risks down, and allow mostly staying outside in open air. Maybe June. But this will not change price & quality issues. Compare choices with e. G. Berlinintim site and others, all discussed on ISG Berlin thread and Bobo's pulling together apartment bordello reviews.
I can second this. Went there yesterday on Friday and stayed from 3 to 8 pm. Went home unfucked.
I had hoped for Katharina from Bulgaria but she was not there.
Maybe some girls are on extended orthodox Easter holiday.8 PM is when the night shift picks up at artemis and it is more night shift club though, but artemis also has the side of being the only museum in the world for plastic monsters LOL! But between those plastic monsters, one might be lucky to find one or two stunners LOL! There used to be three to five stunners back in early 2010's, but lately the collection at plastic monster museum stick to its name LOL!
Thanks for your report. Artemis' made for tourists, that's nothing new. A ratio of 5:1 sounds really bad.
Maybe I was really lucky to go during one of the Easter weeks. Tourism down. Business by locals slow. While not a huge amount of girls I did get GOOD service and almost no upsell. You have to balance the rewards / risks. More girls on weekends & more guys. Many tourists as you say! Which means better ability to ask for more money and find a sucker to pay! There's a good report on 3 Bordellos feom a few weeks back in the Berlin forum (I'm pretty sure Berlin not here). If you find a girl there the negotiations are at a minimum and no cover. Right.
Hello group,
I am an idiot and I did not listen. I went last week to Artemis, spend 90 Euro for finding out that it was basically empty. I guess around 15 women and 30 men, maybe less. None of the women were fitting my taste so I went after 20 min again. Never again, until maybe good reports come.
Hello group,
I am an idiot and I did not listen. I went last week to Artemis, spend 90 Euro for finding out that it was basically empty. I guess around 15 women and 30 men, maybe less. None of the women were fitting my taste so I went after 20 min again. Never again, until maybe good reports come.Go after 8 pm, you went in the morning?
Third time at Artemis. Got there 11:30 pm last night, Saturday night.
Scene? Waaay too packed for my taste. And a ton of dudes. Not a ton of women, actually. Maybe 10-15 women, but the dudes were like 60+. It felt like a nightclub, but in the negative sense. You know when you go to the nightclub, and there's a bunch of guys just standing around eying up the handful of women on the dance floor? That's what it felt like.
I sat at the bar for an hour, downed four Jack Daniel's, smoked a couple of short stogies, and left. Didn't session with anyone, and wasn't tempted to. Also, they played too much Romanian music for my taste. Good music but I mean, common guys.
Anyways, I'm pro-Artemis overall (let's keep things in perspective), but not a great scene on a Saturday night.
Third time at Artemis. Got there 11:30 pm last night, Saturday night.
Anyways, I'm pro-Artemis overall (let's keep things in perspective), but not a great scene on a Saturday night.There's a great post in the Berlin thread about 3 clubs a guy visited prior to ending up at Artemis. Two are actually near Artemis. Basic Bordellos, but he found the girls optically nice. Maybe from the last month.
Hung back till 20:00 (Monday) before going in. €90 on the door. Not a great deal of choice. Line up was avg and took a while to decide. Bulgarian Gabriella. Looked to be one of the decent looking ones (subjective). Promised but did not really deliver. DFK turned out to be VLfk. Wouldn't let me fuck her face, albeit gently, at the end, and had to lay back whilst she tried to give a BJ to complete with her head shielding the view. Yeah right. Having none of that so spun her around and made sure she kept her chops on it. In view. Dark long hair and tight bod did it for me, but wouldn't revisit. Distinct lack of blondes which was my pref.
About 10:30 the girls stared to get outnumbered. Only had the 1 session.
Food was good, facilities spotless, outside open.
In Berlin on business and, although Artemis is not my favourite club due to its awkward layout, yesterday I decided to go and visit. I went against the suggestion of Nooky Ninja and others, but my little friend wanted some FKK fun and I was ready to take the risk of having a disappointing mongering day!
The weather was very sunny and warm and as I entered the club at around 5 pm, the girl / men ratio was close to 1:1. In the evening there were slightly more girls, but I couldn't find anyone that I really had to have. The hottest girl in the club was actually the black-haired bar girl! Around half of the girls were totally unfuckable, so I wouldn't have gone with them, even for free. At that point I took the rare decision to lower my standards for the night as it was approaching the 4th hour in the club without any session. I then picked the blonde Lina. De from Hamburg, GND look with natural boobs and a robust physique. Great 30 min session with BBBJ, no kissing. But I didn't care for that and it was probably extra. And finish in mish (90 E). Second was the very tall Anka. Ro, lovely girl although not very smiley. She has very nice sillies, which feel rather real and a mile-long legs. 30 min session again (70 E).
Artemis is a club for tourists. So, do not expect the closeness you get from girls in other clubs. 30 min session is always around 12-15 min effective and all the girls have the 'assembly line' attitude of churning as many men as possible.
Food was very bland, although not actually bad. I think they have renovated some wellness facilities and they have unlimited towels to use.
Taxi tip: do not pick the taxis waiting outside the club entrance as they apply double charges than normal. I would walk over the train station and call a Uber or a Freenow, which work perfectly in Berlin.
No vaccine passport to show at the entrance and no mask wearing inside, in case someone is wondering!
Conclusions: LU was disappointing and the club entrance rate is way too high for what it offers.
At RockyV: Thanks for your great report!
Second was the very tall Anka. Ro, lovely girl although not very smiley. She has very nice sillies, which feel rather real and a mile-long legs. 30 min session again (70 E).Everytime I see her, I've got the feeling to grab her. But unfortunately she doesn't give BBBJ. Anybody's got other experiences?
Taxi tip: do not pick the taxis waiting outside the club entrance as they apply double charges than normal. I would walk over the train station and call a Uber or a Freenow, which work perfectly in Berlin.Insist the driver to turn the meter on. - If you don't like to pick a cab in front of the house, walk to Westkreuz station (no guarantee to pick one!) or stop one on Ku'damm. Usually the cabs cruise up and down Ku'damm and they'll make a uturn at Halensee station.
I had hoped for Katharina from Bulgaria but she was not there.As forecasted: she's back.
The more I read the report, the more I reschedule my visit.
It seems there are more East European women than German women.
I'm still wait for your signal for better LU.
Sebastiane
05-11-22, 03:56
To those who have recently been to Artemis is the outdoor area open with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi?
BunnyLover
05-11-22, 11:12
To those who have recently been to Artemis is the outdoor area open with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi?Yes. The heated outside pool, the jacuzzi, the big panorama sauna outside and steam bath were opened on May 1st. Probably May 26th the barbeque season will start (Wednesday and Sunday if the weather is nice).
At RockyV: Thanks for your great report!
Everytime I see her, I've got the feeling to grab her. But unfortunately she doesn't give BBBJ. Anybody's got other experiences? Yes, Anka does give BBBJ, with the usual surcharge, but I decided not to take the option.
To those who have recently been to Artemis is the outdoor area open with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi?Yes, the outdoor area and the heated jacuzzi outside is also open.
The more I read the report, the more I reschedule my visit.
It seems there are more East European women than German women.
I'm still wait for your signal for better LU.Already before covid, more Romanians than Germans and prettier Romanians than Germans almost everywhere, even in Bruggen.
At RockyV: Thanks for your great report!
Everytime I see her, I've got the feeling to grab her. But unfortunately she doesn't give BBBJ. Anybody's got other experiences?
Insist the driver to turn the meter on. - If you don't like to pick a cab in front of the house, walk to Westkreuz station (no guarantee to pick one!) or stop one on Ku'damm. Usually the cabs cruise up and down Ku'damm and they'll make a uturn at Halensee station.
As forecasted: she's back.If it is around mid night, why not take train back? I usually stay in charlottenberg or savigny platz, so it is only one or two stops away and train in Berlin even at midnight is perfectly safe! I do all my Berlin trip by train beside the taxi ride when I arrive and leave to the airport due to luggage issue! Frankfurt is more kind for train for luggage issue if you stay around hbf!
I'm with DoneDeal.
First visit to any FKK and a newbie punter.
I will concede that the warnings are correct. Went on a weekday and around 8 pm it was fairly quiet. As the night progressed it got busier but the ratio got worse and was probably 3:1 men: women. Three quarters of the women were not fuckable even for free. I think they must have been more plastic than human. All true.
But. For a newbie who has never had anything like this, it was really fun. Naked and barely clothed women everywhere, some sitting at the bar, some approaching you and competing for your money.
Had some Bulgarian chick whose name I don't even remember. After I decided to go with her, she moved my hands to her tits and ass and so I was walking through the bar and then up the stairs with my hands up her panties. Felt quite cheeky. Despite no attempt at bargaining on my part, she acted with lots of enthusiasm and 70 euros later I got to do everything I wanted except for fingerbanging.
Second chick was Lena, a cute German girl next door type. Great blowjob and deep throating with cum on tits. 90 euros.
Jetlag kicked in, so after a few more drinks I called it a night.
The sex was pretty good, a few of the girls were pretty good. But the whole thing is more than the sum of its parts. It's all so easy and served on a platter for you. Maybe for seasoned punters who've been to the other FKKs Artemis is no fun, but to a first timer, hanging around a bar with naked women everywhere will take a while to get old.
Day 2 I tried to go to Agentur Liberty and got there too late. So the long hours are another plus for Artemis.
I'll check it & report back.Checked it some days ago. Sry, there's no reduced entrance fee except pensioners and cabdrivers discount Sunday / Monday. Maybe some misunderstanding.
At the moment Artemis does not look like the place for having good delivery services at fair price.
I have the feelings the golden Era is behind us.
Like a good capitalist, I'll relocate my activities in BCN. The business is still affordable.
I'll keep following up this thread.
Nooky Ninja
05-22-22, 08:17
Very early days on this newest monkeypox thing, but it is now also in Berlin. Just another reason to wait. https://berlinspectator.com/2022/05/22/two-monkeypox-cases-in-berlin-no-reason-to-panic/.
Usual suspects will say, tiny number of cases, mostly due to unprotected sex (maybe - aerosol spread not ruled out), somewhat treatable, etc. We just do not know where this is going. All still too new, also in EU and USA. Just needs watching. But large sex club surely perfect way to ramp this up.
All Covid numbers (cases, hospitalisations) this week finally coming down but still way above where they were this time last year. What people do with their dicks and money up to them. But we locals want to keep Berlin healing from 2 very rough years. Urge all to wait a bit.
At the moment Artemis does not look like the place for having good delivery services at fair price.
I have the feelings the golden Era is behind us.
Like a good capitalist, I'll relocate my activities in BCN. The business is still affordable.
I'll keep following up this thread.Golden era of Artemis was 2009 to 2015 ish, then after that it was down hill as far as the line up, but in summer 2019, the line up was back up to my surprise! Then pandemic hit in Feb, 2020! Now is 2022 slowly waking up from the darkness of the pandemic, let us see what Kennan can do! But raising the price both for service and entry without stunner young line up and the service is completely out of order! It is the most expensive FKK and line up or service is not good? Artemis should try to be globe of Germany with that new price!
Hello guys,
I was in Berlin earlier this month for one week, but I didn't get around to posting about it until now. I ended up banging 8 total women, with a total of 7 from Artemis (one from Aller-45 brothel). I forgot some names but hopefully my visual descriptions will suffice. Those from Artemis are as follows.
Friday Night 05/13:
Nana. Germany.
Tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, medium natural boobs with a nice butt. She wasn't necessarily mean, but a bit passive aggressive and bitchy. More of PSE. Wouldn't recommend. Did a 30 minute session.
Rebecca. Romania.
Brown hair and eyes, large natural boobs. Her breasts are her best feature, and a nice face as well. She almost looked Latina in fact. She was much nicer than the German Nana, and was more enthusiastic in sex. Perhaps a mix of PSE and GFE. Would recommend, especially if kindness is important when fornicating to you. Did a 30 minute session.
Saturday night 05/14:
? - Tanzania.
She was one of the few black women there, medium natural breasts and ass, and a bit on the taller side. She was very kind also and willing to please, very happy and willing to talk. I would recommend her if you like black women. Did a 30 minute with her also.
? - Romania.
This was a short blonde-dyed haired, more butch looking woman. She had large fake breasts but a very large natural ass, which she used with great efficiency in doggystyle. She was not rude, but seemed a bit cold overall in her approach. I actually sessioned with her twice, similar experience both times. Would recommend if you are a fan of big ass, despite the cold demeanor overall.
Monday night, 05/16 :
Claudia. Poland.
Claudia had long black hair with blue eyes, very pretty face and with a nice figure also. I was surprised when she told me she was 35. I sessioned an hour with her. Sex was pretty good, she was present and vocal. She also was talkative, and smoked after the session. I would recommend her.
Tuesday night, 05/17:
Name started with an are. Italy.
This woman was on the petite side, dark hair and eyes with medium size fake breasts but a very toned, fit body. She even had a six pack. The sex was about as good as the other women I mentioned. She was also very sweet and gave me a pep talk in life of sorts. Would recommend, she is probably the only Italian woman there. Also I sessioned an hour with her.
Katalina. Bulgaria.
Saving the best for last. Katalina had short dark hair with blue eyes, and a very serious yet attractive face. When I approached her I based it primarily on her face, but when we went to go up to the room I noticed she had a very nice ass, which was easily her best feature. She also had small natural breasts which suited her pear shaped physique. My first session with her was a bit awkward (was on Saturday), she was sort of bitchy at first, with her excuse being that she was tired. The sex was alright, submissive moans from her which I liked. Normally I wouldn't session again with a woman who is bitchy, but there was something about her I liked, perhaps her ass and perhaps also just her ' je ne sais quoi'. My next session with her (Tuesday), was far better. I managed to catch her at the beginning of her shift, where she seemed happy and was far more chatty than the night before. The sex was a bit more enthusiastic, and she was much nicer also. Overall I would recommend if you like ass.
My overall assessment is that Artemis is in a decent state. The only other time I have gone was in 2018, and I don't remember it being much different in terms of quality. The forum here would say otherwise, so perhaps me being from the USA has something to do with it. In the US you can expect to pay 500 for a whale, so 90 for entry and 70 for basic sex with a beautiful woman sounds amazing to me.
Steve 9696
06-02-22, 14:51
I was at Artemis for three nights and aligned mostly with the previous poster. Yea it was better in 2019, but it can still be a good time in 2022. Just go in with reasonable expectations. Youre not going to get much real GFE here. But you can find a pretty girl who gives a good BJ and is a solid fuck.
The three nights I would say there were 10+ girls available most of the time, tho not always the hottest. Def a sausage fest at times with I'd say 30-40 guys. Nonetheless if you bide your time and have a few drinks a cutie is bound to pop up. I was with friends so did as much drinking and socializing as fucking. I was pleasantly surprised that pricing has stabilized and as long as u dont get too exotic its a pretty good value. All girls quoted same rate. 70/half. 20 BBBJ. 50 CIM. I managed to keep it to 90 on three out of four sessions so I felt good about what I paid.
I did one girl the first night Elena I think she was clearly a pro but could bring sweetness as required. Very nice slow BJ as requested. The pussy fit wasn't great tho actually too tight! Or would have repeated. Two girls night two. One a bit too business like but super pretty. And the other not as pretty but very sweet and submissive. Last night I struggled a bit because I didn't want to repeat with the business like girl. Finally went down to porno. Got a bit worked up and then was horny as fuck did a sweep of the bar and grabbed the best girl. (Rather recommend this approach! She was solid. No real complaints.
If you come expecting Sharks / Oases selection and ratios you will be disappointed. If you come knowing it's the only game in town, bit of a sausage fest, but you are going to be able to find at least one pretty girl to fuck, you will be fine.
First off, I'm new to this thread so let me just say thank you to everyone that has given their recent feedback. I'll be in Berlin this September for the marathon, and am looking forward to going to some FKK clubs. Any chance there's more females that week because of the amount of tourist that go for the marathon? I also have to imagine that would mean more of a sausage fest as well. Either way, I'm looking forward to going, and I will completely lower my expectations just like the previous post mention.
I'll be in Berlin this September for the marathon, and am looking forward to going to some FKK clubs. Any chance there's more females that week because of the amount of tourist that go for the marathon? I also have to imagine that would mean more of a sausage fest as well.AFAIR Berlin Marathon had no noticeable effect on business in Artemis. Maybe you should visit at Thursday. Or Sunday after the race. Good professional massages available in the basement available.
I was at Artemis for three nights and aligned mostly with the previous poster. Yea it was better in 2019, but it can still be a good time in 2022. Just go in with reasonable expectations.
The three nights I would say there were 10+ girls available most of the time, tho not always the hottest.Firstly thanks for a very good, detailed and honest report. But the above comment made me choke on my beer. 10 girls available. TEN? In Artemis? That isn't anything like 2019 or any other year. I've been in Artemis when 120 girls were present and 90 available. I am left wondering if signals a massive drop in the number of girls working there. Is it that there were a lot of girls but you considered that due to the sausage fest they were all taken? 30-40 guys is really not many compared to the past. Makes me think the club is dying if these are the correct numbers.
Entry still 90? Sounds to me like Berlin / Artemis is not worth the visit. Such a shame. Was my favourite FKK in Germany for a long time (and my first). On these numbers I will not be returning anytime soon.
Steve 9696
06-07-22, 12:33
Firstly thanks for a very good, detailed and honest report. But the above comment made me choke on my beer. 10 girls available. TEN? In Artemis? That isn't anything like 2019 or any other year. I've been in Artemis when 120 girls were present and 90 available. I am left wondering if signals a massive drop in the number of girls working there. Is it that there were a lot of girls but you considered that due to the sausage fest they were all taken? 30-40 guys is really not many compared to the past. Makes me think the club is dying if these are the correct numbers.
Entry still 90? Sounds to me like Berlin / Artemis is not worth the visit. Such a shame. Was my favourite FKK in Germany for a long time (and my first). On these numbers I will not be returning anytime soon.OK let's start with I was overly harsh. The girls are pretty spread out. I was thinking of the bar area. Prob more like 20-25 milling about somewhere. And def a lot of them were occupied. When I went upstairs usually only 5 ish rooms left on the board.
Def not anything 90 or 100+. Yes still 90!entry. It is assuredly NOT worth a special trip. Sharks sounds like it's a a lot more active. I would say if U are in Berlin it's a good (only?) option. But def not worth a trip.
VonderJohn
06-08-22, 00:19
I've read many posts around here of people getting "disappointed" because Artemis isn't what it used to be back in 2019 and before.
Gentlemen, the whole world has changed after 2019. Artemis will surely change it is up to us to adapt. Comparing today with 2019 and before will not do you any benefit, because 2019 is no longer a relevant benchmark (I read some guys are comparing it to 2015. Artemis is not in full control of the ladies, the economy, the purchasing power, inflation, the taxes and the many other variables that affect its business, especially the number of available girls. After years of closure and slow to non-existent business, it is a miracle that the place is still functioning.
I say there's a new page that has been started and Artemis has resurrected post covid. Anything before that period is far from being attainable at least on the short run and hence should not be used as a benchmark.
That being said, having the right, modest, realistic expectations that take into account the external changes is key. Having 2019 expectations as if nothing has changed, will ruin your experience.
I've read many posts around here of people getting "disappointed" because Artemis isn't what it used to be back in 2019 and before.
Gentlemen, the whole world has changed after 2019. Artemis will surely change it is up to us to adapt. Comparing today with 2019 and before will not do you any benefit, because 2019 is no longer a relevant benchmark (I read some guys are comparing it to 2015. Artemis is not in full control of the ladies, the economy, the purchasing power, inflation, the taxes and the many other variables that affect its business, especially the number of available girls. After years of closure and slow to non-existent business, it is a miracle that the place is still functioning.
I say there's a new page that has been started and Artemis has resurrected post covid. Anything before that period is far from being attainable at least on the short run and hence should not be used as a benchmark.
That being said, having the right, modest, realistic expectations that take into account the external changes is key. Having 2019 expectations as if nothing has changed, will ruin your experience.It could have changed for better, but they just increased the price and the quality increased? Doesn't sound like it!
Firstly thanks for a very good, detailed and honest report. But the above comment made me choke on my beer. 10 girls available. TEN? In Artemis? That isn't anything like 2019 or any other year. I've been in Artemis when 120 girls were present and 90 available. I am left wondering if signals a massive drop in the number of girls working there. Is it that there were a lot of girls but you considered that due to the sausage fest they were all taken? 30-40 guys is really not many compared to the past. Makes me think the club is dying if these are the correct numbers.
Entry still 90? Sounds to me like Berlin / Artemis is not worth the visit. Such a shame. Was my favourite FKK in Germany for a long time (and my first). On these numbers I will not be returning anytime soon.Thanks for the update. As you say. Not meriting a specific journey (I have made plenty to Artemis in the past). I usually like to do 2 clubs in / near Hamburg then Artemis then train to Frankfurt. But I'm not sure I would stop off in Berlin (other than it being a great city) given the recent reports when there are plenty of other options in other German cities.
I've read many posts around here of people getting "disappointed" because Artemis isn't what it used to be back in 2019 and before.
Gentlemen, the whole world has changed after 2019. Artemis will surely change it is up to us to adapt. Comparing today with 2019 and before will not do you any benefit, because 2019 is no longer a relevant benchmark (I read some guys are comparing it to 2015. Artemis is not in full control of the ladies, the economy, the purchasing power, inflation, the taxes and the many other variables that affect its business, especially the number of available girls. After years of closure and slow to non-existent business, it is a miracle that the place is still functioning.
I say there's a new page that has been started and Artemis has resurrected post covid. Anything before that period is far from being attainable at least on the short run and hence should not be used as a benchmark.
That being said, having the right, modest, realistic expectations that take into account the external changes is key. Having 2019 expectations as if nothing has changed, will ruin your experience.For sure it is correct that the World has changed, but in so many cities and locations the resurrection you describe has seen a return to almost identical or very close to equal status with these venues pre-pandemic. I don't just mean in Germany. By way of examples, our sport has survived unscathed in Dubai, Madrid, Costa del Sol, London, Manchester. I do not notice any difference at all now from the pre-covid position other than some price increases. Why is Berlin so different? Even in Germany I have been back to Frankfurt and Berlin only during and after the pandemic. I visited Berlin / Artemis in August 2020 and even during the pandemic the club seemed in better shape than recent reports. For sure there have been victims of the pandemic. Thailand and Singapore are only really re-opening now. Oase in Hessen has not returned to its former glory, at least not in my personal opinion based on 2 trips only. Reading the World forum it sounds like it has not recovered, though many would say it was on the decline before the pandemic. I believe Paradise in Stuttgart has closed? But reports from Hamburg clubs, Munich, theüsseldorf, Cologne (see recent very positive Samya report) and from my own several visits to Sharks and Palace show that in fact these clubs have all returned to pre-covid status. That is very much the position in Dubai, Spain and the UK.
I would therefore have expected Berlin, and Artemis, with its complete lack of competition (about which we have all complained for many years) to have been able to achieve what Sharks, or Atmos, or Harmony, or Palace has.
You are correct about limiting expectations. And of course there is no substitute for visiting to find out personally what the picture is. But as Steve 9696 says, it is currently not worth a special visit. When the most expensive entry FKK club (90 e) in Germany cannot recover sufficiently to warrant making a special journey it is in danger of failing to attract tourists. My guess is it would survive on local customers if it needed to, and I would personally be very sad to see it fail, but it's not just customers. If the numbers are low, and punters willing to spend are not high in number, girls will vote with their feet to work in other locations where clubs have completed their full resurrection.
I will repeat what I said in my previous post. Artemis has long been my favourite club. I like the layout and so far as I know it is the only club with a gym. I have found that a great way of spending recovery time between sessions. But ultimately I can go to a gym anywhere. It's all about the girls / line up and value for money. It doesn't sound presently as though that is more than. Dare I say it. Disappointing!
VonderJohn
06-11-22, 15:17
Thanks for the update. As you say. Not meriting a specific journey (I have made plenty to Artemis in the past). I usually like to do 2 clubs in / near Hamburg then Artemis then train to Frankfurt. But I'm not sure I would stop off in Berlin (other than it being a great city) given the recent reports when there are plenty of other options in other German cities.
For sure it is correct that the World has changed, but in so many cities and locations the resurrection you describe has seen a return to almost identical or very close to equal status with these venues pre-pandemic. I don't just mean in Germany. By way of examples, our sport has survived unscathed in Dubai, Madrid, Costa del Sol, London, Manchester. I do not notice any difference at all now from the pre-covid position other than some price increases. Why is Berlin so different? Even in Germany I have been back to Frankfurt and Berlin only during and after the pandemic. I visited Berlin / Artemis in August 2020 and even during the pandemic the club seemed in better shape than recent reports. For sure there have been victims of the pandemic. Thailand and Singapore are only really re-opening now. Oase in Hessen has not returned to its former glory, at least not in my personal opinion based on 2 trips only. Reading the World forum it sounds like it has not recovered, though many would say it was on the decline before the pandemic. I believe Paradise in Stuttgart has closed? But reports from Hamburg clubs, Munich, thesseldorf, Cologne (see recent very positive Samya report) and from my own several visits to Sharks and Palace show that in fact these clubs have all returned to pre-covid status. That is very much the position in Dubai, Spain and the UK.
I would therefore have expected Berlin, and Artemis, with its complete lack of competition (about which we have all complained for many years) to have been able to achieve what Sharks, or Atmos, or Harmony, or Palace has.
You are correct about limiting expectations. And of course there is no substitute for visiting to find out personally what the picture is. But as Steve 9696 says, it is currently not worth a special visit. When the most expensive entry FKK club (90 e) in Germany cannot recover sufficiently to warrant making a special journey it is in danger of failing to attract tourists. My guess is it would survive on local customers if it needed to, and I would personally be very sad to see it fail, but it's not just customers. If the numbers are low, and punters willing to spend are not high in number, girls will vote with their feet to work in other locations where clubs have completed their full resurrection.
I will repeat what I said in my previous post. Artemis has long been my favorite club. I like the layout and so far as I know it is the only club with a gym. I have found that a great way of spending recovery time between sessions. But ultimately I can go to a gym anywhere. It's all about the girls / line up and value for money. It doesn't sound presently as though that is more than. Dare I say it. Disappointing!Very valid argument, can't refute it much. Not sure why Artemis is taking a long time to rebound. Perhaps it is the girls who are changing their preferences and going for clubs that provide better pay? Who has details on how these girls are recruited? (I am sure they are not trafficked) . This would help in answering many questions.
Very valid argument, can't refute it much. Not sure why Artemis is taking a long time to rebound. Perhaps it is the girls who are changing their preferences and going for clubs that provide better pay? Who has details on how these girls are recruited? (I am sure they are not trafficked) . This would help in answering many questions.VdJ.
I may have said this in another forum as well. Two visits to Artemis this Spring on different trips. Asked after a couple favorites and the answers were the same. During Corona they left and got private spaces. Met one girl who went away and came back said the stress of managing her own schedule was too much and the costs of being in a house with a panic / security button was too high.
With a little luck by mid summer a few of the regulars will be back. If you're looking for someone you miss l, a careful examination of Berlin Intim or Snatchlist might pay dividends.
Hello guys,
I am thinking of giving Artemis a visit this Friday so is anyone willing to come? So maybe we can go together.
VonderJohn
06-26-22, 19:25
Hello guys,
I am thinking of giving Artemis a visit this Friday so is anyone willing to come? So maybe we can go together.I'm not sure you will receive replies on such a question. The discussions on this forum are primarily built on anonymous identities and names. It is not a social meetup forum.
TheCountLincs
06-28-22, 16:59
Anyone know if Alejandro the petite Spanish girl is back.? Short, petite, mid twenties, long curly hair, absolutely amazing fuck! I know Artemis has gone downhill but I'd go back to session her for sure.
Rambambinoz
06-29-22, 01:01
Anyone know if Alejandro the petite Spanish girl is back.? Short, petite, mid twenties, long curly hair, absolutely amazing fuck! I know Artemis has gone downhill but I'd go back to session her for sure.Quite sure it's Alejandra. She's also one of my favourites, but not seen her there since covid. I've read someone describing the same girl and name at sharks so perhaps she went there.
ShinyCrazy
06-29-22, 03:52
I was pleasantly surprised that pricing has stabilized and as long as u dont get too exotic its a pretty good value. All girls quoted same rate. 70/half. 20 BBBJ. 50 CIM. I managed to keep it to 90 on three out of four sessions so I felt good about what I paid. Thank god the pricing is coming down. When I was in Artemis last fall, the girls wouldn't take less than 150 Euro /30 minutes. I couldn't believe it. If they are back to 90/30 for BBBJ and DFK, then I might try again. Otherwise, I had great experiences in Berlin's brothels and wouldn't hesitate to avoid Artemis and just focus on the brothels next time. But your pricing report gives me hope for the future.
Thank god the pricing is coming down. When I was in Artemis last fall, the girls wouldn't take less than 150 Euro /30 minutes. I couldn't believe it. If they are back to 90/30 for BBBJ and DFK, then I might try again. Otherwise, I had great experiences in Berlin's brothels and wouldn't hesitate to avoid Artemis and just focus on the brothels next time. But your pricing report gives me hope for the future.Isn t Artemis a brothel? Like sauna clubs and FKK.
Nooky Ninja
06-29-22, 11:56
Not sure why Artemis is taking a long time to rebound. Covid numbers significantly higher past 10 days. All over Europe. In Berlin, we were nearing 1000 new cases per day some weeks back; now 3000-4000 new per day. Yes new variants not quite as dangerous obviously, but you cannot know beforehand how your body will react. Berlin Covid hospitalisation numbers more important and they are far higher than this time last year, and far higher than some weeks ago. You can see official stats in picture below. Just look at hospitalisations late June-early July last year, vs. now. And for sure all this underreports actual numbers. And age distribution widely dispersed, with most cases 20-59 age groups. Some fully vaccinated.
So, girls not stupid and many are simply not willing to run risks. Most of good girls are long gone. Sitting hours in poorly ventilated smokey central room by bar, going with 10+ men / day also running risks. So numbers and quality way off. Then add summer holidays when things slow anyway, and all the travel hassles now in Europe. The hours delays in dense airports, or overcrowded trains are themselves perfect superspreading events. No wonder things are way off anything like normal. Berlin not helping this at all by encouraging Love Parade on 9 July. We will see how many ravers actually show up.
And increasing cases and hospitalisations in countries with very high rates of vaccination also shows how protection waning. Everyone has relaxed restrictions too fast and too soon and the results now clear. Ninja has doctor and nurse friends working in Berlin hospitals and they are pissed off and exhausted.
Most locals now rarely go to A; it is really an expensive, tourist thing now. Said many times, private apartments offer advantage on lower (but not low) risk, better quality and less cost. Different vibe obviously, more effort to find, no pool etc. But far better value. and many now air conditioned.
Situation is very sad and frustrating. But it is what it is. We are all sick of dealing with Covid. But denying what is going on will not help anyone. Just want to inject some reality here because with more reports of adventures, big picture can get lost. Of course you can be lucky. But thinking with big brain says, forget it for now. Last words on this til at least Sept.
Sex helps peoples immune system. I probably infected a girl with flu or covid not many months ago. She was certain it was me. But she also told me that she was 100% again after just an hour or two. Crazy good immune system I tell you.
This is also why a lot of hippies have a lot of sex parties. To boost their immune system and get the correct hormone balance. And there are plenty of studies showing this.
So the most retarded thing we can do is to avoid other people. That will just make our immune system weak. Especially against the flu, covid or any other related corona virus variants.
I have had a lot of flu or covid back in March / April. But now in June I was working with a bunch of people who got covid while I was one of few healthy. I just had a little sore throat for an hour a night. Immune system was ready. And the same thing a few days ago. Sore throat for an hour or two and that was it.
Don't be stupid by avoiding people unless you want to be a great reset victim.
The media and most doctors' are just telling you lies. Even if most of them actually think they are telling you the truth.
They don't know a thing regarding quantum biology. As we have already agreed upon here, and the real world is only a projection from the quantum realm. That is unquestionable.
Aureliano16
06-30-22, 06:42
I was in Artemis in one of the Saturdays in June. Arrived at about 3 PM. It was awful at that time, like 30-40 guys and 5-10 girls.
There was a stunner Romanian red head super hot girl, though. I waited for her to stop talking with a guy and went to talk to her. At first the usual what is your name, where are you from, etc, and then I asked about the pricing. This was my first girl and first time ever in an FKK. She told me the price depended on what I wanted I told her just the normal, kisses, BJ, sex, she told me how much would I be wiling to offer, I told her 70 and she didn't even say a word, and just went away ignoring me. I told her how much then for a good service? And she kept ignoring. F* disrespectful from her. Didn't see her again later that day.
I ended up fucking as my first girl a German big tited, I paid 70 for 30 minutes + 20 for BBBJ. It was ok, we kissed a lot. We had cowboy, missionary and doggy and by doggy she seemed really eager for me to cum, she thought it was already a lot of positions and honestly I felt rushed. But w / e I just closed my eyes and tried to ignore what she was saying and just cum. (It turns me off when the working girls start rushing).
Then I went for a sleep near the pool to rest and after that to the jacuzzi, it was relaxing. At about 6 PM there were already more girls (more guys as well) and it was a bit better, but still not good enough for a 90 euro entrance fee. I chose a Romanian blonde which I found very pretty and went upstairs with her. Again 70/30 + 20 BBBJ; this time + 10 tip. She made an amazing BJ, not deepthroat, but she was skilled with her tongue. There were no kisses but I enjoyed this girl more. We talked a little after fucking, she also seemed like a kind of normal girl and I enjoyed my time talking with her. Many on this profession are already broken souls -. She confessed me she hated when the guy took too much time to cum and that she almost never liked deals for 1 hour. She also told me I could leave the place and come back later at night without paying the entrance fee again, that most of the line up would arrive later and that the place would be open until 4-5 AM.
So I did that, showered and went outside to dinner with some real life friends. Then came back at about 10:30 PM and oh boy this time everything was much better. I'd say around 40 to 50 girls, of also a lot of guys but I only care about the girls' numbers so. I talked to a German with a super fake body, fake tits, fake lips. She was surprisingly nice and had a soft voice and was friendly to me all the time. But I had only one shot left since I had already cum twice in the day, and I had to skip this woman. I went for a Brazilian black girl, called Beatrice, I had already talked with her earlier and well she wasn't really that pretty, but I like black girls a lot and I told her it would be very hard for me to get hard or cum and that she might have to do a lot of work with her mouth if we were going upstairs. She told me it was no problem and that she would make me cum for sure.
So she was my last girl, and yes, she delivered on bed. Brazilians never disappoint. First I laid in bed and she sucked my dick for several minutes, then I told her let's try doggy and see if I can cum, but she sucked me a bit more with her on doggy position, I love when girls suck like this and you can play with their asses. Then we made doggy and I was able to cum and after that we talked a lot. I'm sure we were in the room close to 1 hour.
I was getting ready to leave and just went to the main room to grab a drink and leave but. There was a show at midnight so I of course stayed to enjoy it. It was great, 2 girls did pole dance, the first one was very good, she seemed really happy while taking off her clothes, a true artist LOL. 2nd one was a young one, tall slim and small tits, super hot with a school girl uniform, it actually got me hard again watching her even after 3 cums!
After the show I left. I spent 380 in total (90 entrance, 90 first girl, 100 for girl #2 and 100 for girl #3, I left 10 more to the last 2 girls as a tip). I would've been very disappointed if I had left at 6-7 PM after my 2nd girl, but going out to dinner and then coming back definitely improved the experience for me. I'm not sure if I would come back to this place again, but at least now I know how it works.
I definitely recommend to either do as I did and fuck one at day then leave and come back later at night to fuck another couple of girls. Or just arrive at night and stay until 2-3 AM, the best vibe and girls start after midnight it seems. At least on a Saturday!
Rambambinoz
06-30-22, 22:57
I was in Artemis in one of the Saturdays in June. Arrived at about 3 PM. It was awful at that time, like 30-40 guys and 5-10 girls.
I definitely recommend to either do as I did and fuck one at day then leave and come back later at night to fuck another couple of girls. Or just arrive at night and stay until 2-3 AM, the best vibe and girls start after midnight it seems. At least on a Saturday!Thanks for the report! I personally thought it picks up roughly an hour after they serve the evening buffet. I think I know the first girl you're referring to, she does this to everybody! Is it Raisa?
I've been in the past when there's 80+ girls and there isn't really anywhere to sit, and so many look the same same to each other that it's difficult to choose. 50 girls seems like a good balance.
I should be visiting in a few weeks, I've not been during July before. Hopefully not too many girls have gone on their holidays by then!
I have an upcoming trip to Madrid and I was going to reluctantly steal 2 days to hit Berlin (mainly for Artemis). It seems that it's okay if you are ALREADY in Berlin, but in general it's not worth a trip. I will be in Frankfurt in September, so it sounds like I should reserve my first FKK experience for the Frankfurt or Cologne area clubs.
Thanks for the info guys. Very helpful!
ShinyCrazy
07-01-22, 19:22
I have an upcoming trip to Madrid and I was going to reluctantly steal 2 days to hit Berlin (mainly for Artemis). It seems that it's okay if you are ALREADY in Berlin, but in general it's not worth a trip. I will be in Frankfurt in September, so it sounds like I should reserve my first FKK experience for the Frankfurt or Cologne area clubs.
Thanks for the info guys. Very helpful!I think you have the right plan. If I were making plans for Madrid, my first ports of call would be:
http://tiernajuventud.com
http://palaciodelplacer.es/home/english/
https://amigasdelidia.com
https://www.somostusvecinitas.com/es/contacto/
https://estudiantesgoya.wordpress.com/contacto/
http://www.placermadrid.es/home/english/
Cheers!
There was a stunner Romanian red head super hot girl, though. I waited for her to stop talking with a guy and went to talk to her. At first the usual what is your name, where are you from, etc, and then I asked about the pricing. This was my first girl and first time ever in an FKK. She told me the price depended on what I wanted I told her just the normal, kisses, BJ, sex, she told me how much would I be wiling to offer, I told her 70 and she didn't even say a word, and just went away ignoring me. I told her how much then for a good service? And she kept ignoring. F* disrespectful from her. Didn't see her again later that day.
I went for a Brazilian black girl, called Beatrice,I hope this red hair Romanian prostitute is an exception, otherwise that may mean this is a trend which could turn as a majority.
I'm glad to read that Beatrice from Rio de Janeiro is still operate. I have read lately other are looking for Alexandra from Valencia.
I might drop by to Art at the end of year obviously if the inflation don't reduce my capacity to morger and there is any complications related to any virus.
Despite many post about how low could Art go, it is still the only German club wherein I can find more non Romanian ladies (especially German ladies).
Thus I will keep visiting this place until I'll lose the taste.
I've been in the past when there's 80+ girls and there isn't really anywhere to sit, and so many look the same same to each other that it's difficult to choose. 50 girls seems like a good balance.I remember a period, some Ladies who usually stay around the main room, they came downstairs ans chased men toward the bar in the basement. One told me: I got bored and it is a symptom of lack of actions from the customers.
Hey guys.
I'm wanting to go to this club but I'm having some hesitations. If a girl approaches you, and you don't want her can you just say no or do they cause drama? Have you ever had the experience where the girl charges you more for services you didn't get?
How is the attitude amongst the women? Friendly or just robotic pump and dump?
I really enjoy GFE but may not be possible here. At the same time I don't want to be with someone rushing me either LOL.
Please share your wisdom.
Hey guys.
I'm wanting to go to this club but I'm having some hesitations. If a girl approaches you, and you don't want her can you just say no or do they cause drama? Have you ever had the experience where the girl charges you more for services you didn't get?
How is the attitude amongst the women? Friendly or just robotic pump and dump?
I really enjoy GFE but may not be possible here. At the same time I don't want to be with someone rushing me either LOL.
Please share your wisdom.If you don't want to just say NO THANK YOU. If you want, you can also say: I'm waiting for someone, BUT "no THANK YOU", works for 99% of them. 1% will say WHY NOT, and you say, politely, thank you. And look the other way. The drama queens will huff and puff. But they'll walk away.
Really if you don't talk to them, how will you know what you can expect. So say Hello, ask their name, and you can say, I'll still getting settled. Maybe I'll see you later. This isn't anyone's first rodeo (except you).
You know the story about showing fear when you face a bear. Same goes here. After your first encounter, you'll be fine. I have never had anyone ask me for more money in over a dozen FKKs. Besides remember you are at your locker at this point, not in the room. You're surrounded by people. It's no different than a girl in a hotel room. By the way, make sure if she gives you a list of extras, you clarify what you want, so you know what you're paying anyway.
If you don't want to just say NO THANK YOU. If you want, you can also say: I'm waiting for someone, BUT "no THANK YOU", works for 99% of them. 1% will say WHY NOT, and you say, politely, thank you. And look the other way. The drama queens will huff and puff. But they'll walk away.Just say "no thank you" with a smile on your face. And if the girl has a problem with that, then that's exactly what she has. A problem. And you don't. I usually do a good job handling any drama queens. But, it seems like at least once a trip I get fed up with a loud "why not"? The last time I got that (at Sharks), I angrily replied "because I said so"! Some girls, especially the pretty ones, aren't used to getting turned down. I remember I turned one down at Palace and could see the resulting micro expression of anger in her pretty little face. This is a sales business honey. If you can't take a respectful "no" for an answer, then you need to get out of it!
There was a stunner Romanian red head super hot girl, though. I waited for her to stop talking with a guy and went to talk to her. At first the usual what is your name, where are you from, etc, and then I asked about the pricing. This was my first girl and first time ever in an FKK. She told me the price depended on what I wanted I told her just the normal, kisses, BJ, sex, she told me how much would I be wiling to offer, I told her 70 and she didn't even say a word, and just went away ignoring me. I told her how much then for a good service? And she kept ignoring. F* disrespectful from her. Didn't see her again later that day.
Sounds like Avril. She's become more straight to business over the years, but in my opinion, is still worth every in the room!
If a girl approaches you, and you don't want her can you just say no or do they cause drama?See posts below (Mr. The Cane, Mr. Tintin1) - all said.
Have you ever had the experience where the girl charges you more for services you didn't get?To be honest: It happened to me. AFAIR not more than five times over the years. Usually it was about the time spent upstairs. No big deal.
How is the attitude amongst the women? Friendly or just robotic pump and dump?You'll find both extremes. And the whole range in-between.
Thanks for the report! I personally thought it picks up roughly an hour after they serve the evening buffet. I think I know the first girl you're referring to, she does this to everybody! Is it Raisa?Don't think so. Raissa isn't a real redhead. Maybe there's a light reddish shimmer, but that's all. IMHO Avril, see post below (Mr. TheRugdr).
Sounds like Avril. She's become more straight to business over the years, but in my opinion, is still worth every in the room!Avril for sure, she is very business oriented and like to interview the customer first, but still she gives great sessions for the right amount.
Rambambinoz
07-04-22, 18:32
I've sessioned with Avril at least twice, not going to dispute her service. I wouldn't call her stunning though! Maybe 6. 5/10. I can only think of one other real redhead there and she's kinda shy.
Anyway, I'd never session with anyone that didn't have manners. I usually decline every approach, and see how respond. Women call it the "shit test". Attitude is the first thing you should look for.
Avril is a legend. Seven or eight years ago, when a Saturday at Artemis often was something like a grand choreography of milking males, Avril was the leader of the girls. Seeing her walking through the glass door again and again, pulling her next worshiper in her trail, was a sign of the twisted turn in gender relations in an FKK. At Artemis the girls ruled. Avril's slim body and her obvious intelligence made her a treat to be with. Service was alway excellent if she liked a guy. Unfortunately she converted to silicone at some point. Still always nice when she returns from her hideaway in the deep South of Romania.
My first FKK experience was at Artemis in summer of 2017 (August?) and there I session'd with Emily (Bulgarian) and Caro (Kazakh). Emily was blonde and Caro was brunette. Does anyone know what happened to them or if either are still in the industry?
My first FKK experience was at Artemis in summer of 2017 (August?) and there I session'd with Emily (Bulgarian) and Caro (Kazakh). Emily was blonde and Caro was brunette. Does anyone know what happened to them or if either are still in the industry?AFAIR Emily left late spring 2018 and returned for a short episode in summer 2019. Didn't spot her since then. Don't remember a girl named Caro from Kazakhstan.
Steve 9696
07-09-22, 15:17
First time to Artemis in the daytime. Unfortunately it was gray and cool so no outside activities. I'the say there were like 20 guys and 15 girls. All the girls were def older like thirties (or hard life late twenties) but actually quite pretty and slim for the most part. I was pleasantly surprised by the optics fully sober.
I chatted up one girl who I liked but she said she'the been there 8 years and I try to avoid girls that experienced. After a bit more searching, a bite and some porn I chose Tara. Clearly late thirties face but damn a real banging body. She swears she doesn't work out but has a nice tight belly and kick ass ass. Seems the covered quote has gone up to 70 but no change in overall including BBBJ at 90 inclusive. Nice experience. Solid but unspectacular BJ. Nice feeling pussy in all positions. Came in doggy which is rare.
Feeling rather horny just took a quick sauna and thought about round two. Wasn't feeling a vibe from anyone so went to the porno to get a little cranked up and improve the sex googles. Wasn't long before a girl came in and made an offer I couldn't refuse. BBBJ in the porno. Including BLS. To be fair she mixed in some baby oil and HJ but it all felt really good. I agreed to CIM upcharge if she took her time and we made it last. She was good about pausing when asked and I gave her a nice load in her mouth about twenty minutes in (it was quite good). This was an unexpected benefit as I haven't enjoyed the keno BJ since the law went into effect 5 or so years ago. Was truly great.
Só a bit milfy. And a bit too experienced for my taste. But some nice pretty and slim ladies and totally worth it for me.
GhostrRider1305
07-10-22, 12:07
First time to Artemis in the daytime. Unfortunately it was gray and cool so no outside activities. I'the say there were like 20 guys and 15 girls. All the girls were def older like thirties (or hard life late twenties) but actually quite pretty and slim for the most part. I was pleasantly surprised by the optics fully sober.
I chatted up one girl who I liked but she said she'the been there 8 years and I try to avoid girls that experienced. After a bit more searching, a bite and some porn I chose Tara. Clearly late thirties face but damn a real banging body. She swears she doesn't work out but has a nice tight belly and kick ass ass. Seems the covered quote has gone up to 70 but no change in overall including BBBJ at 90 inclusive. Nice experience. Solid but unspectacular BJ. Nice feeling pussy in all positions. Came in doggy which is rare.
Feeling rather horny just took a quick sauna and thought about round two. Wasn't feeling a vibe from anyone so went to the porno to get a little cranked up and improve the sex googles. Wasn't long before a girl came in and made an offer I couldn't refuse. BBBJ in the porno. Including BLS. To be fair she mixed in some baby oil and HJ but it all felt really good. I agreed to CIM upcharge if she took her time and we made it last. She was good about pausing when asked and I gave her a nice load in her mouth about twenty minutes in (it was quite good). This was an unexpected benefit as I haven't enjoyed the keno BJ since the law went into effect 5 or so years ago. Was truly great.
S a bit milfy. And a bit too experienced for my taste. But some nice pretty and slim ladies and totally worth it for me.Great report, thanks for sharing. Just curious, the cinema experience is that the same price as full service in a room?
Steve 9696
07-10-22, 15:57
Great report, thanks for sharing. Just curious, the cinema experience is that the same price as full service in a room?Yes same price. We did some doggie also but the BJ was quite good so swapped back to that to finish. Oh I forgot a funny episode. My girl was on her knees doing her thing and me on the couch. Another girl comes in and waves to me and says something in German — maybe need some company? And my girl pops up and says something like hey I'm already on it! There was a big laugh as the new girl clearly hadn't seen my raven haired girl on the floor between my legs! Haha.
Avril is a legend. Seven or eight years ago, when a Saturday at Artemis often was something like a grand choreography of milking males, Avril was the leader of the girls. Seeing her walking through the glass door again and again, pulling her next worshiper in her trail, was a sign of the twisted turn in gender relations in an FKK. At Artemis the girls ruled. Avril's slim body and her obvious intelligence made her a treat to be with. Service was always excellent if she liked a guy. Unfortunately she converted to silicone at some point. Still always nice when she returns from her hideaway in the deep South of Romania.Oh God! I'll cross my fingers and hope she's back. She was my no. 1 girl back in 2013-14 - always a pleasure with top service, and a fun and playful girl who was really good company outside the rooms too. I'm going back to Artemis this Saturday for the first time in 7 years. It would be very nice if she had returned. That would 100% be a repeat!
Oh God! I'll cross my fingers and hope she's back. She was my no. 1 girl back in 2013-14 - always a pleasure with top service, and a fun and playful girl who was really good company outside the rooms too. I'm going back to Artemis this Saturday for the first time in 7 years. It would be very nice if she had returned. That would 100% be a repeat!Please report on your experience! I'll be in Berlin by the end of the month and I'm not sure if It will be worth going or if it's better to go with independent ASPs.
I am going to visit Berlin in a couple of weeks and will of course make a stop at Artemis which I have not visited since the Corona outbreak. Therefore I wonder if anyone have seen any of the following girls there lately:
- Franceska, Dark hair, silicone breast and often using glasses that makes her super sexy.
- Amy, Blond German girl with natural tits and around 1,70. No tattoos.
- The two sisters, blonde long hair, around 1,65. The younger had natural tits and the older silicone and an arm sleeve tattoo.
- Jordan, blond German girl with silicone. Usually also had glasses.
Nooky Ninja
07-19-22, 09:53
In the middle of reports, do not overlook Covid spiking here now because everyone "feels" it is over or managable. Simple mask wearing and distancing has become a joke. So, hospitalisations way up vs. Last summer (maybe 50 beds in July 2021, now over 800 beds full, with wide age spectrum mostly 29-60 yrs old). New cases now regularly over 4,000 per day (which surely understates it, as testing has grown lax and no longer free).
All here (every day the grey graph lines are total hospitalisations / stationaire behandlung): https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#station%C3%A4 re-behandlung
In middle of all this, men and women at Artemis are risk runners, more than typical population. As most locals have stopped, more mixing is with tourists traveling with more exposure potential. Independents are a possible improvement but obviously only slightly less risk and choices weak now also.
Ninja know this will not deter the hard core who do not need science or common sense. But for rest, do not say you do not know. It is not business as usual. This plus prices, plus weaker summer lineup, added to risks of airport and flight chaos and train overcrowding, etc., it is both not worth it and simply unwise to go now.
I am going to visit Berlin in a couple of weeks and will of course make a stop at Artemis which I have not visited since the Corona outbreak. Therefore I wonder if anyone have seen any of the following girls there lately:
- Franceska, Dark hair, silicone breast and often using glasses that makes her super sexy.
- Amy, Blond German girl with natural tits and around 1,70. No tattoos.
- The two sisters, blonde long hair, around 1,65. The younger had natural tits and the older silicone and an arm sleeve tattoo.
- Jordan, blond German girl with silicone. Usually also had glasses.I didn't see Amy for more than 2 years. Pity, I like this girl.
VonderJohn
07-20-22, 01:14
In the middle of reports, do not overlook Covid spiking here now because everyone "feels" it is over or managable. Simple mask wearing and distancing has become a joke. So, hospitalisations way up vs. Last summer (maybe 50 beds in July 2021, now over 800 beds full, with wide age spectrum mostly 29-60 yrs old). New cases now regularly over 4,000 per day (which surely understates it, as testing has grown lax and no longer free).
All here (every day the grey graph lines are total hospitalisations / stationaire behandlung): https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#station%C3%A4 re-behandlung
In middle of all this, men and women at Artemis are risk runners, more than typical population. As most locals have stopped, more mixing is with tourists traveling with more exposure potential. Independents are a possible improvement but obviously only slightly less risk and choices weak now also.
Ninja know this will not deter the hard core who do not need science or common sense. But for rest, do not say you do not know. It is not business as usual. This plus prices, plus weaker summer lineup, added to risks of airport and flight chaos and train overcrowding, etc., it is both not worth it and simply unwise to go now.I'm sorry if this may sound simplistic, but how come hospitalizations are high when the vaccination rate is very high too? Vaccines prevent hospitalization and death, and this should be reflected in the hospital beds for people of this age group, no?
Nooky Ninja
07-20-22, 07:38
I'm sorry if this may sound simplistic, but how come hospitalizations are high when the vaccination rate is very high too? Vaccines prevent hospitalization and death, and this should be reflected in the hospital beds for people of this age group, no?Because BA. 5 and 2. 75 mutations seem to punch through, and some of the data suggests in any case the vax efficacy can wear off against these after 2 months. The point is we just don't fully know. Also context is very high new daily (under) reported case numbers, so vax is helping when viewed against that. You look at the numbers and they are significantly up. The hospitalisation numbers are much higher than we have seen in 2 summers and starting to approach even Dec levels. ICU still low but also ticking up. Ninja have doctor and nurse friends in hospitals and they are concerned.
You can see all the data on site mentioned. Point is everyone needs to understand the context and conditions here. We have all been too loose and lax about this and the inevitable consequences are now apparent.
Local friends all scratching heads, especially as Berlin gov. Encouraging big crowding events like Rave the World, and big Christopher Day parties this weekend. But Mayor was diagnosed with 2nd bout of Covid yesterday.
So this was my first visit in 7 years. I visited 4 times back in 2013-2015, but always on wednesdays. I had a buddy of mine with me, and it was his first ever visit to a saunaclub, and we spend almost all day and night there.
We arrived around 13.30 and I showed him around. Around 2 pm there were probably around 12-15 girls and about half was hot. I ended up starting with a black girl who called herself Chocolate, even though I had an idea it wouldn't be mindblowing. And it wasn't. She was trying to finish me off quickly, like after 8 minutes. But I wasn't having any of that and made that clear. So she got to work for it instead, and I enden up with a BJ for the last 10 minutes, without cumming. (4/10).
My buddy took one of the blonde "sisters" and that was a middle of the road experience.
My next round was with this cute dirty-blonde Romanian with glasses, who had the sexiest librarian-fantasy going in my head. Her name was Dara and she just had this perfekt look for me, so after a couple of minutes af chit chat we went upstairs. She was really nice and had a really nice and tight pussy. And the most perfectly made fake boobs, which felt very natural. The sex was great with a really good BJ and different positions. Which ended with her making me cum in cowgirl. (7/10).
Then we ran into Avril. My all time favourite FKK-girl, and my buddy was immediately infatuated with her. I told him that if he wanted her first, he should do something about or I would. So he went with her and was quite infatuated with her afterwards.
A bit later I went over and started chatting her up. And as expected she couldn't remember me. Well she's an expensive girl and apparently won't go for less than 100€/30 min (which I was prepared for after reading this forum), but I know she delivers and didn't care. But she was a bit surprised when I just opted for 1 hour up front. So we went upstairs and long story short; she was her old funny and playful self and gave the usual top service, so I had a blast as always. I absolutely adore this girl. Beautiful, fun and silly! (9/10).
My buddy went with a blonde Moldavian girl named Monica. Who also gave him a really great experience.
I had had my eyes on this very pretty dark-blonde girl who was a tiny bit curvyer than the run of the mill modeltype girls and had this special kind of look. Something a bit mysterious and indeterminable. At some point I sat beside her and we started talking and her name was Ginger. And after a while she asked very politely if I might be up for a BJ in the cinema and then find a room. And I certainly was! So we started with the BJ in the cinema which was almost full of people and after a while she asked if I wanted to find a room or fuck here. HERE! Was my prompt answer. That was super nice and she me come fucking her on the couch. Really sweet girl and very service minded. I liked her a lot. (8/10).
After a couple of hours I decided for another run, and totally out of character I decided for another round with Ginger and fortunately she was up for it. We went upstairs and this resulted in another great session, even a little better than the first, and she made me cum again. She might very well be a repeat if I ever run into her again. (9/10).
My buddy went for this Lebanese girl called Gabriella (I think) after she rejected me earlier, since I only wanted 30 minutes with covered BJ. Fair enough. This was around 1 pm and at this point she accepted his offer for the same. He wasn't impressed and it was a mediocre experience.
My last session was with this very beautiful slim Bulgarian girl called Caitlin. She was really sweet but the sex was a bit detached, and after like 20 minutes I decided to blow my load for the last time that day. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't amazing either. (6/10).
Overall a great day and night at Artemis. And for me the lineup was more than adequate, probably around 60 girls through out the day, a handfull of stunners and a lot of very pretty girls. I wasn't missing options and could easily have gone with 15-20 of the other girls. If time, money and stamina had allowed me to.
Then we ran into Avril. My all time favourite FKK-girl, and my buddy was immediately infatuated with her. I told him that if he wanted her first, he should do something about or I would. So he went with her and was quite infatuated with her afterwards. A bit later I went over and started chatting her up. And as expected she couldn't remember me.These tutes fuck so many men that I assert they wouldn't recognize even their own brother if he came strutting in there in a robe! LOLOLOLOL!
So this was my first visit in 7 years. I visited 4 times back in 2013-2015, but always on wednesdays. I had a buddy of mine with me, and it was his first ever visit to a saunaclub, and we spend almost all day and night there.
Overall a great day and night at Artemis. And for me the lineup was more than adequate, probably around 60 girls through out the day, a handfull of stunners and a lot of very pretty girls. I wasn't missing options and could easily have gone with 15-20 of the other girls. If time, money and stamina had allowed me to.Good heavens! I'm 67 and I can manage 2 sessions if I'm lucky. Enjoy it while you can.
My buddy took one of the blonde "sisters" and that was a middle of the road experience.
Very nice report. Do you remember which of the sisters he took that wasn't that good?
Good heavens! I'm 67 and I can manage 2 sessions if I'm lucky. Enjoy it while you can.2 sessions at age 67 is good enough I think and you do use cialis or levitra or viagra or something like that right?
Good heavens! I'm 67 and I can manage 2 sessions if I'm lucky. Enjoy it while you can.Indeed. I counted five shots!
Most I've ever managed is 4 and these days I can just about squeeze 3 out.
Re The Cane, some have a memory of a goldfish others an elephant! I knew I was whoring too much when I went to Sharks once and a couple of girls remembered me from previous sessions but I had no recollection until I checked my old reports!
VonderJohn
07-23-22, 02:01
2 sessions at age 67 is good enough I think and you do use cialis or levitra or viagra or something like that right?Ok here's a bold question: how many 'sessions' would one be able to do as he grows older?
For example me, I'm in my mid 30's. Good health. I know I can do 5 sessions in a day. What should I expect when I reach my 40's? 50's? 60's? 70's? Is my stamina age-based or health-based or two? Would I still be able to do a session or two in my 70's? Which age does it really go down?
Would be nice to hear some input from different men around here given that we all come from different age groups, I guess.
Blue Swede
07-23-22, 08:23
Ok here's a bold question: how many 'sessions' would one be able to do as he grows older?
For example me, I'm in my mid 30's. Good health. I know I can do 5 sessions in a day. What should I expect when I reach my 40's? 50's? 60's? 70's? Is my stamina age-based or health-based or two? Would I still be able to do a session or two in my 70's? Which age does it really go down?
Would be nice to hear some input from different men around here given that we all come from different age groups, I guess.As a consultant, I answer "it depends". .
I guess, you cannot do 5 sessions a day for a full week?
I am 65 and can do 3 sessions a day, I think. But not for a week.
It also depends a lot on the girl I think. Just before covid, I was in Artemis and have had 3 sessions that day. Time was midnigt and I felt is was time to retire.
Ran into Anja and she asked me if I was ready for her. I told her I have had 3 session and that was my daily performance limit. She told me: "I will manage this, just relax. I am proffessional you know!" And so it went, without any problems at all. .
Ok here's a bold question: how many 'sessions' would one be able to do as he grows older?
For example me, I'm in my mid 30's. Good health. I know I can do 5 sessions in a day. What should I expect when I reach my 40's? 50's? 60's? 70's? Is my stamina age-based or health-based or two? Would I still be able to do a session or two in my 70's? Which age does it really go down?
Would be nice to hear some input from different men around here given that we all come from different age groups, I guess.I am serial monger since age 17 around world, did both pro and normal stunners till age 26, then turned almost full time monger when I noticed mongering industry provide top stunners as I would want in private life, so my eyes and body are used to beautiful women making me bit bored, so this is my mental status of mine! I used to do 10 to max 14 days everyday FKK trip to Artemis, and now I cut to 5 days trip each and do 2 to 3 trips per year to Germany like that before pandemic! I am physically fit, interval jogging everyday and weight training twice per week! So fit body!
So based on above profile, I was able to do around 5 times with all cum and max was 7 times with all cums in Artemis back in year 2009 till 2015 ish, I was 29 to 35 years old back then! Now, then when I was around 35, I begin to see physical difference! I can do 3 session, but 4th session will be weak and often my dick become weak on 4th session on first day and second or third day 3rd session can be shaky! So I began with arghinine, that worked well, then I turned to cialis as I realized arghinine can mess with amino acid balance! So my turning point was around age 35 ! I can still do 3 sessions without it, but not everyday continuously!
Is this me getting old? Maybe! But also I blame my head as I have been fucking top stunners for years and I do still get excited when I see new stunner, but my eyes, body and dicks are too used to hot girls and doing hardcore thing, so I also blame the mental side as well! So far cialis and I tried levitra works fine and usually I pop it after second session in FKK!
I am being honest here above and I bet soon we may have famous french guy here on forum saying he is super man doing sport so he can fuck forever LOL! Which is total bullshits that nobody believes LOL!!
As a consultant, I answer "it depends".
I guess, you cannot do 5 sessions a day for a full week?
I am 65 and can do 3 sessions a day, I think. But not for a week.
It also depends a lot on the girl I think. Just before covid, I was in Artemis and have had 3 sessions that day. Time was midnight and I felt is was time to retire.
Ran into Anja and she asked me if I was ready for her. I told her I have had 3 session and that was my daily performance limit. She told me: "I will manage this, just relax. I am professional you know!" And so it went, without any problems at all. .I am almost 70 and can testify that bad news are that the number of sessions goes down with age BUT good news are that the erection duration goes up!
Ok here's a bold question: how many 'sessions' would one be able to do as he grows older?My 1st night in Art I came 5 or 6 times.
For my 35th birthday in Art I came 8 times.
I practice sport, my blood circulates well.
I can cum at least twice a day every day in a row of 2 weeks.
I think it's like everything: practice = the more you do the more you stay above the average level.
Is this me getting old? Maybe! But also I blame my head as I have been fucking top stunners for years and I do still get excited when I see new stunner, but my eyes, body and dicks are too used to hot girls and doing hardcore thing, so I also blame the mental side as well!More than anything, in most cases this is the real reason. You've been fucking and getting your "anal" licked by hot girls for decades. It's mental. The biggest sex organ is the brain, and over time it takes more and more and more mental stimuli to make the brain "cum" LOL!
Rambambinoz
07-24-22, 20:25
My recent trip was on a Wednesday (lingerie day), which also happened to be BBQ day. This time I took the FEX (Flughafen Express?) from underneath * 1&2 at Brandenburg to Central station and then changed platform for S41/42 ringbahn to Westkreuz. All nicely signposted.
I arrived early enough for there still to be really tasty omelette left for breakfast. It was 38 see, so didn't bother going outside as I assumed there would be no one out there. There is now a mouthwash dispenser with small cups by the changing room sink, which I think is really useful.
After maybe an hour of chilling in the lounge with hardly any girls around, I decided to go for a walk and discovered that 10 of them were outside sunbathing naked by the pool. It was a fun atmosphere with music and BBQ food eventually being served. Around 20 other men by the pool were just staring at the hottest girls, one guy even ordered champagne for them. But no one seemed to be interested in fucking. The hottest girl there caught me staring at her naked but I didn't fancy approaching her in front of 20 other guys watching. I ate some BBQ beef, chicken and chips by the pool and eventually went inside for a session with a girl I've been with before.
Violetta (ROM) - Tall, really busty and curvy without being fat, black hair, facially 6/10. I knew from previous experience that she wouldn't rush and delivered a really nice and slow covered BJ to completion. First session is always a quick one, so I prefer not to rush it. 70.
Tanya (RUS) - So the tanned hot girl by the pool, eventually came inside and wore an extremely sexy neon orange bikini top lined with metallic rings. Long black hair, perfect tanned body, nice lips, green eyes, facially stunning 9/10, no tattoos, 32 the fake but natural looking tits. I think she got a bit fed up of how slow business was and went to lie down, so I took my chance and she stated to me that she only does OWO & sex for 90, to which I agreed. Great OWO was delivered and then moved to have sex in CG, reverse CG and a few others. It felt like she wanted to show me all her sex skills in each position before moving to the next. Eventually she chose the pretzel dip position which was extremely hot, I got to pump her tight pussy at my own pace while groping her boob and bum at the same time with each hand. She stared at me with her green eyes making all kinds of really sexy noises until we both finally climaxed (she faked it obvs! That Russian woman in Goldeneye made those exact noises! 90.
Ameera (ROM) - Really pretty bleached blonde, long straight hair, nice lips, new fake 32 the tits. Wouldn't let me touch, didn't like much touching at all. She did deliver a nice slow covered BJ and bounced on my dick in CG until I came. But was so dull and mechanical, I would not recommend her. Even when I gave her money, she just dashed and barely looked at me. I could tell it may go like this when I first spoke to her, but I guess I felt at the time having sex with such a stunning girl would still make a nice memory, it did not! 70.
Helen (ROM) - Tall, long leggy, naturally 32 DD boobs, long straight black hair, size 10. Facially 7/10. Kissed some parts of my body and then delivered good covered BJ and sex in CG, I then suggested the Pretzel Dip position since it was so hot with Tanya and OMG it banged! Pumped her until I exploded. She asked if she was my first as she was cleaning me up, I said no. Second? No. Third? No. Four? Yes. She was genuinely amazed and normally I would mention that I've done 7 once before, but I decided it wasn't worth bragging about to a hooker. 70.
Tara (ROM) - Tall, size 10,32 DD enhanced but natural looking tits, nice lips, bit like Sienna West, really pretty, medium length dirty blonde / brown hair with glasses. Had that sexy teacher look about her. Again, she kissed some parts of my body and then delivered good covered BJ and sex in CG, I again suggested the Pretzel Dip position and she made some nice sexy noises until I came. 70.
Nana (GER) - Really bubbly, short, bleached blonde firecracker. Natural 32 see tits, size 10, nice round lips, a few small shoulder tattoos. Facially stunning 9/10. I decided on an OWO session as I could tell she would be really good. She sucked on my nipples and then kissed her way down to my dick, and eventually started sucking with loads of eye contact. Deep throated and gagged a few times. Slapped my dick onto her tongue where I could see her tongue piercing and continued doing this for around 15 minutes. She was in no rush to stop but eventually I wanted to fuck, so she mounted me in CG and grinded away slowly until she could tell I was going to cum and then she upped the pace until I came. I think she was the most enthusiastic girl I've ever met, really loud but friendly and said she was eager to see me later in the evening. 90.
Tatiana (ROM) - Tall tanned blonde, size 8, really pretty, new fake tits with no droop, no tattoos. Hangs around with Raisa. Only managed covered BJ and sex in doggie until I came. It was a short session of my choosing because I didn't think I'd be able to hold a hard on for that long after so many sessions. But she was friendly enough. 70.
I then helped myself to some more BBQ food outside and desert. A Swedish guy asked to sit on my table and gave me his story of the evening. I was prepared to call it a night but it was nice having some company to I stayed a bit longer and we went back inside. We just exchanged info on girls we had sessioned with. Both of us had our eyes on a girl that looked like Angelika Black, but with natural droopy tits. I did also have my eye on her before outside by the pool but she was hanging around with a couple of guys with champagne and looked occupied. Around midnight some strippers started performing which was good entertainment.
Melanie (ROM) - Short blonde hair, curvy size 12, big natural tits, facially pretty 8/10. Normal size lips which made her really naturally attractive, no tattoos. I had been with her before and knew she would be good. Kissed my body and gave a great covered BJ and had sex in CG and doggie. I pumped her for ages and she took it like a champ but I was getting tired, so she finished me by hand and mentioned that there was only a small amount of cum left! She said that she must be my second lady of the day, I just nodded. We talked for a while and gave me a really big hug afterwards which was nice. 70.
So I spent quite a bit of money, but had a really good time. I think the ratio of men and women was 50:50. I did notice a few ladies embracing each other like they had been away for a long time and some had mentioned to me that they were not vaxxed and this is why they are only back now that the requirement had been lifted. The ladies have all agreed that covered BJ and sex is the basic 70 service and are only charging 20 extra for OWO. I only did OWO with 2 ladies that I knew would be worth it. There are quite a few stunning girls there, but you do have to approach them yourself as I had to with all the ladies mentioned above. Personally, I would wait until September for more women to return from holidays and the flight problems to settle. But if you're already booked up to go, then I'm sure you'll have a blast!
MuscleHetero
07-25-22, 05:53
Wov I don't know how you do 7 times? I am in 50's healthy and exercise but manage maximum 3 times in a 10 hour window and that too with the help of sildenaphil. Kudos to you man. Please let us know your secret.
My recent trip was on a Wednesday (lingerie day), which also happened to be BBQ day. This time I took the FEX (Flughafen Express?) from underneath * 1&2 at Brandenburg to Central station and then changed platform for S41/42 ringbahn to Westkreuz. All nicely signposted.
I arrived early enough for there still to be really tasty omelette left for breakfast. It was 38 see, so didn't bother going outside as I assumed there would be no one out there. There is now a mouthwash dispenser with small cups by the changing room sink, which I think is really useful.
After maybe an hour of chilling in the lounge with hardly any girls around, I decided to go for a walk and discovered that 10 of them were outside sunbathing naked by the pool. It was a fun atmosphere with music and BBQ food eventually being served. Around 20 other men by the pool were just staring at the hottest girls, one guy even ordered champagne for them. But no one seemed to be interested in fucking. The hottest girl there caught me staring at her naked but I didn't fancy approaching her in front of 20 other guys watching. I ate some BBQ beef, chicken and chips by the pool and eventually went inside for a session with a girl I've been with before..
Wov I don't know how you do 7 times? I am in 50's healthy and exercise but manage maximum 3 times in a 10 hour window and that too with the help of sildenaphil. Kudos to you man. Please let us know your secret.Sildenaphil last for 10 hours? I thought long effect drug is cialis, not viagra?
Rambambinoz
07-25-22, 15:16
Wov I don't know how you do 7 times? I am in 50's healthy and exercise but manage maximum 3 times in a 10 hour window and that too with the help of sildenaphil. Kudos to you man. Please let us know your secret.It's 8 actually. On my very first trip I managed 7, but I was not a drinker or smoker back then, we have smoking banned indoors in the UK. I did start smoking due to constantly being around it in clubs and found myself only managing 4 or 5 rooms. But I have quit again and feel more healthy. I also hit the gym more frequently and have stopped watching porn. Also, there is a better selection of women now, and I feel more confident approaching girls I'm really attracted to. I think all these thinks make a small difference.
VonderJohn
07-30-22, 14:17
Wov I don't know how you do 7 times? I am in 50's healthy and exercise but manage maximum 3 times in a 10 hour window and that too with the help of sildenaphil. Kudos to you man. Please let us know your secret.7 times is possible. Doesn't need a superman. Just make sure you take basic good care of your health: regular exercise, no (or limited) smoking, giving yourself enough breaks between sessions and choosing the girl that matches your body type and desires. A combination of these would lead to a 7+ sessions a day, why not.
7 times is possible. Doesn't need a superman. Just make sure you take basic good care of your health: regular exercise, no (or limited) smoking, giving yourself enough breaks between sessions and choosing the girl that matches your body type and desires. A combination of these would lead to a 7+ sessions a day, why not.I used to able to do 7 times with 7 cums in one day, but after I hit 35, I can do 3 or 4 max unfortunately!
I am happy that I found FKK artemis at age 29 and enjoy my days there at my peak till 35 ! Now let me work on to get back to my 7 cums somehow LOL! It need more than exercise etc, I do that and am fit, I think it is more mental than physical for me because of years of fucking so many stunners, my mind got so used to it and body do not follow what I want to do!
MrBrown069
08-17-22, 11:42
Thanks for your detailed report. Very useful.
I'm planning my first ever FKK visit next week since I'll be in Berlin. I was hoping for a more recent review from this month and wondering if I should spend the day elsewhere.
I Personally, I would wait until September for more women to return from holidays and the flight problems to settle. But if you're already booked up to go, then I'm sure you'll have a blast!
Thanks for your detailed report. Very useful.
I'm planning my first ever FKK visit next week since I'll be in Berlin. I was hoping for a more recent review from this month and wondering if I should spend the day elsewhere.
If you go over to the Sharks (Darmstadt) forum, you'll find an interesting discussion about "summer and line ups", but also about day of the week that is just as relevant for Artemis as Sharks. If you go on a Friday, you should have a nice choice. I'd say a Monday could be tough. There's a great report in April by ERIK### (some numbers after his name) He went to 3 Bordellos en route to Sharks. Maybe that should be your back up plan. If you find something along the route, you don't need to worry about visiting Artemis. The report is in Berlin folder.
Also don't forget :http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4033-The-Berlin-Sex-Scene.-A-Beginner-s-Guide
As I mentioned before, I'll be visiting Artemis at the end of September during the Marathon and I honestly can't wait for my visit to the club. I did manage to convince one of my friends to go with me. However he seems a bit nervous, and I think it has to do with him being on the heavier side. My question is, do females tend to reject men who are heavier? I know the ladies pick who they'll be with, but I would feel extremely bad if I saw my friend not getting any action. Either way I've been reading all the info you lads have dropped here, and I appreciate it all. Expect a report from me at the end of next month.
My question is, do females tend to reject men who are heavier? I know the ladies pick who they'll be with, but I would feel extremely bad if I saw my friend not getting any action..No worries, your friend will get action. I've seen some extremely overweight guys at various clubs over the years, and they had no problem getting action. The girls aren't there to bang someone they fancy. They are there to make money. That being said, he might not get approached as much as other guys, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. He can just chat up whoever he's interested in. In all my years visiting FKK / sauna clubs, I've only seen one group of guys unable to get laid. It was at Oase 5 years ago, and it was a group of slobby visitors from a country I'll just say is far away. They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.
No worries, your friend will get action. I've seen some extremely overweight guys at various clubs over the years, and they had no problem getting action. The girls aren't there to bang someone they fancy. They are there to make money. That being said, he might not get approached as much as other guys, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. He can just chat up whoever he's interested in. In all my years visiting FKK / sauna clubs, I've only seen one group of guys unable to get laid. It was at Oase 5 years ago, and it was a group of slobby visitors from a country I'll just say is far away. They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.Thanks for the reply! I know that's on his mind because he's asked me questions like "can I have a shirt on under my robe" LOL. I don't believe he's extremely overweight, but at the same time I understand how some people can have low self-esteem. I just tell him it's my first time and to enjoy the trip. We honestly don't know if we'll ever have a chance to be back, so let make the most out of it.
PinballMachine
08-22-22, 19:33
They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.Was that during FRUIT LOGISTICA messe?
Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.
I am visiting Berlin on business; my first visit to an FKK was Artemis the Friday before last.
Arrived at about 20:00; there were maybe 10-15 women and an equal number of men, all hanging around the bar, everywhere else was empty.
Up until maybe 22:00 had to approach the women, they weren't really approaching the men at all.
After about 23:00 things picked up a bit; more women hanging around (and also more men), but started getting women trying to catch my eye rather than the other way around.
But I had already gone up to the rooms with 3 different women (all good times) so for me it was enough and time to go home.
Got the feeling it would have been better to arrive later, chill out more between sessions, and stay later in the evening. But who knows.
Now, I am leaving on Thursday and my question is, is it worth it to go again Wednesday evening? Are things pretty dead during the week, or just less busy than on the weekends?
Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.Of course, I am new to this, but my uneducated opinion is it unnecessary to tip directly; if you would like to show your appreciation in a financial way, you can do so indirectly by paying for "extras" that you don't really want, or by paying for more time than you really need. But I'm sure the ladies would appreciate a direct tip if you want.
PinballMachine
08-30-22, 09:03
Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.Tipping is a bad idea unless you have plenty of money and want to go with the same girl again and want to tip her again.
I recently visited on Friday around 20:00. The last time I was at Artemis was around 4 years ago, and not too much changed. The activity in this place is still very concentrated around the smoke-filled lounge area near the bar with a around 3:1 ratio of women to men. Maybe 12 women available to 36 men. On the Saturday, a few of the women were occupied partying in the back of the lounge with some guys.
I roamed around and relaxed for about an hour or so and then a 6 foot tall Romanian girl with fake the-size tits and approached me wearing high heels, towering above me and said in a commanding ***** tone, "hey Ching Chong, let's go now. " That's rude (understandable though, I am Asian), but I shrugged and went ahead to the room. In the room, the sex was actually one of the weirdest, must unique experiences in all my years going to these places. She seemed over the top horny and enthusiastic (still in a bitchy commanding way) BBBJ with deep throating. Then rode with a condom. She was bossy, ordering me to slap her on the ass and grab her tits and put my hands around her neck, and this and that. After awhile on top, she had moment where she seized up and her eyes rolled, like her brain had exploded and I could feel her pussy clenching and the warmth of pussy juices around my dick. She suddenly stopped, she sighed, actually smiled and said sweetly "Maybe I must pay YOU now? HAHA". After that she was very sweet and we kept going for another 20 minutes. After when I went to get my money I realized I hadn't negotiated but decided to give her a 100 EUR.
Before leaving I decided to approach a German girl who was laying down and she said she was just relaxing and not accepting customers at the moment. Too bad, she was the only other girl to my taste in the place.
I noticed some sort of drama happening near the Geldautomaten (ATMs), between a girl and a guy. I didn't catch what exactly it was about, but she was standing there looking angry with her arms folded and was demanding in English to see his camera. He looked morose and apologetic. Then staff got involved and it looks like he was forced to leave LOL. Maybe she caught him trying to snap a pic of her, haha.
I roamed around and relaxed for about an hour or so and then a 6 foot tall Romanian girl with fake the-size tits and approached me wearing high heels, towering above me and said in a commanding ***** tone, "hey Ching Chong, let's go now. " That's rude (understandable though, I am Asian), but I shrugged and went ahead to the room.Many of those eastern European tutes have no "political correctness" about themselves whatsoever. Some of the stuff I have heard from them! This example is pretty bad if you ask me. Sounds like she likes it rough. I would have been all up in her funky "Romanian salad" (asshole) as payback. Damn straight! We're talking "grudge butt fuck" LOL! But maybe you didn't want to pay for such an expensive extra haha!
Many of those eastern European tutes have no "political correctness" about themselves whatsoever. Some of the stuff I have heard from them! This example is pretty bad if you ask me. Sounds like she likes it rough. I would have been all up in her funky "Romanian salad" (asshole) as payback. Damn straight! We're talking "grudge butt fuck" LOL! But maybe you didn't want to pay for such an expensive extra haha!That is why they are there and their countries never developed and never will be developed nation, but he had good session in the room so that is all it matter LOL! I am surprise he went with her as that could have been risky bad session LOL!!
I always found FKK staffs, girls, management and clients to be very nice, friendly and polite actually, but only one time at palace I had to tell a guy off as he just came up to me and said "time!" and I told him say "fucking please at least" then he said "I said please" and I told him "fucking say it again!" then he said "please" so I told him the time, and he actually was asian LOL! Well, now that I come to think about it, he just did not speak english? LOL bur sounded fucking rude at the time!
Only bad experience I had was ok session once in oase as I told you and other time when I cancelled the session as soon as I walked into room and saw her not good enough face which was my fault kind of or her faces fault? LOL!
All other time, FKK has been kind, multi cultural, international and friendly place so far, but if that kind of occasion occur, then I will say something hurtful back or if she is hot, then I would also go and there will be good hardcore session in the room by me to punish her hardcore sexually LOL!
Many of those eastern European tutes have no "political correctness" about themselves whatsoever. Some of the stuff I have heard from them! This example is pretty bad if you ask me. Sounds like she likes it rough. I would have been all up in her funky "Romanian salad" (asshole) as payback. Damn straight! We're talking "grudge butt fuck" LOL! But maybe you didn't want to pay for such an expensive extra haha!How common is it that a girl lets you toss her salad? And if she does it that part of the "basic" package or is that extra you have to pay? I would imagine it varies by girl, but again I only ask because it will be my first time going and I don't want to be taken advantage.
Zzzzpg1335
09-04-22, 11:48
As I mentioned on title, I'll be visiting Berlin at the middle of September during a business trip. I'm from Asia and I fell a little bit nervous (now I'm fat maybe (175 cm /90 kg)).
I learned that this kind of thing is legal in Germany so I wanted to try it. For a novice, should the first attempt go to the FKK club or a bordell?
And also of the three days on the weekend (Fri, Sar, Sun), which day is better to go?
Are the girls kind? I saw previous reports that girls were rude to Asians and worry about it.
I've been reading all the info you lads have reported here, and I appreciate them all. I think you are all helpful and kindly.
I would be grateful if you could answer me. (maybe go together? I also want to make friends).
Zzzzpg1335
09-04-22, 12:03
As I mentioned on title, I'll be visiting Berlin at the middle of September during a business trip. I come from Aisa and a little fat (maybe 175 cm /90 kg).
I learned that this kind of thing is legal in Germany so wanted to try it. For a novice, should I try the FKK club or a bordell first?
For the three days of the weekend (Fri, Sar, Sun), which day is better to go?
Are the girl kindly? I've seen a report in the past that girls are rude to Asians. I'm a little worried and nervous about that.
I've been reading all the info you lads have reported here, and I appreciate them all. I think you are all helpful and kindly.
I would be grateful if you could answer me. (Maybe go to FKK club together? I also want to make friends).
Thank you all.
Zzzzpg1335
09-04-22, 13:18
I roamed around and relaxed for about an hour or so and then a 6 foot tall Romanian girl with fake the-size tits and approached me wearing high heels, towering above me and said in a commanding ***** tone, "hey Ching Chong, let's go now. " That's rude (understandable though, I am Asian), but I shrugged and went ahead to the room. In the room, the sex was actually one of the weirdest, must unique experiences in all my years going to these places. She seemed over the top horny and enthusiastic (still in a bitchy commanding way) BBBJ with deep throating. Then rode with a condom. She was bossy, ordering me to slap her on the ass and grab her tits and put my hands around her neck, and this and that. After awhile on top, she had moment where she seized up and her eyes rolled, like her brain had exploded and I could feel her pussy clenching and the warmth of pussy juices around my dick. She suddenly stopped, she sighed, actually smiled and said sweetly "Maybe I must pay YOU now? HAHA". After that she was very sweet and we kept going for another 20 minutes. After when I went to get my money I realized I hadn't negotiated but decided to give her a 100 EUR.Are girls generally rude to Asians? Would it be awkward for a newbie to go there?
My recent trip was on a Wednesday (lingerie day), which also happened to be BBQ day. This time I took the FEX (Flughafen Express?) from underneath * 1&2 at Brandenburg to Central station and then changed platform for S41/42 ringbahn to Westkreuz. All nicely signposted.
I arrived early enough for there still to be really tasty omelette left for breakfast. It was 38 see, so didn't bother going outside as I assumed there would be no one out there. There is now a mouthwash dispenser with small cups by the changing room sink, which I think is really useful.
After maybe an hour of chilling in the lounge with hardly any girls around, I decided to go for a walk and discovered that 10 of them were outside sunbathing naked by the pool. It was a fun atmosphere with music and BBQ food eventually being served. Around 20 other men by the pool were just staring at the hottest girls, one guy even ordered champagne for them. But no one seemed to be interested in fucking. The hottest girl there caught me staring at her naked but I didn't fancy approaching her in front of 20 other guys watching. I ate some BBQ beef, chicken and chips by the pool and eventually went inside for a session with a girl I've been with before..Is DFK not available at FKK's or does it need to be negotiated or is it a ymmv situation.
How common is it that a girl lets you toss her salad? And if she does it that part of the "basic" package or is that extra you have to pay? I would imagine it varies by girl, but again I only ask because it will be my first time going and I don't want to be taken advantage.You have to got to be very lucky if you could get anal without paying extra. This is not just in Germany but almost anywhere in the world.
Generally speaking, depending on your size (will not hurt them) many FKK girls will do anal if you pay them extra. That is at least the information that I have got from many visitors. The question is how much will they charge you, especially if they could see that you are so desperate and easy target for up-selling. Avoid to pay extra for more than EUR50 or half hour rate for anal.
Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.
Fkk is not a night club with rip off ladies drinks, Tipping is not a norm in FKK, so it has never been a good idea in the FKK. Keep in mind this is business where you get the service you have paid. If you want to help the girl because you like the way they treat you, pay them the second booking or extend your booking, pay for extra services rather than giving them a tip. If you think they will improve their service by giving them a tip say EUR20, than you are wrong especially if they know that you are not regular visitors.
You have to got to be very lucky if you could get anal without paying extra. This is not just in Germany but almost anywhere in the world.
Generally speaking, depending on your size (will not hurt them) many FKK girls will do anal if you pay them extra. That is at least the information that I have got from many visitors. The question is how much will they charge you, especially if they could see that you are so desperate and easy target for up-selling. Avoid to pay extra for more than EUR50 for anal.Standard anal price in Artemis (indeed in most FKKs) is 100 extra.
Standard anal price in Artemis (indeed in most FKKs) is 100 extra.Can be less expensive in NRW.
TeddyBears
09-04-22, 19:25
As I mentioned on title, I'll be visiting Berlin at the middle of September during a business trip. I come from Aisa and a little fat (maybe 175 cm /90 kg).
I learned that this kind of thing is legal in Germany so wanted to try it. For a novice, should I try the FKK club or a bordell first?
For the three days of the weekend (Fri, Sar, Sun), which day is better to go?
Are the girl kindly? I've seen a report in the past that girls are rude to Asians. I'm a little worried and nervous about that.
I've been reading all the info you lads have reported here, and I appreciate them all. I think you are all helpful and kindly..I think you should go to FKK first if you have the chance. On Fridays and Saturdays there are normally more girls present than Sundays but also more guests, so it's up to you really.
You don't need to be worried about the girls being rude, my experience is the opposite that they gladly go with Asian guys because in general they tend to have smaller penises.
A word of advice, always have a Q&A with the girl of your choice before heading to the room so you don't feel fooled when you are in the room about prices and services. For example if I haven't been with a girl before I never promise her an hour or more, I usually tell her let's see how well we go on and if we have any kind of sexual chemistry then I will extend time from half an hour to more since I enjoy being less stressed and taking my time with the girl.
You should know that you can leave the club and come back later for free if you want to go out for dinner / have an appointment or whatever, you just need to speak with the madam at the entrance and she will write down your locker number.
Have fun!
Steve 9696
09-05-22, 03:03
I think you should go to FKK first if you have the chance. On Fridays and Saturdays there are normally more girls present than Sundays but also more guests, so it's up to you really.
You don't need to be worried about the girls being rude, my experience is the opposite that they gladly go with Asian guys because in general they tend to have smaller penises.
A word of advice, always have a Q&A with the girl of your choice before heading to the room so you don't feel fooled when you are in the room about prices and services. For example if I haven't been with a girl before I never promise her an hour or more, I usually tell her let's see how well we go on and if we have any kind of sexual chemistry then I will extend time from half an hour to more since I enjoy being less stressed and taking my time with the girl.
You should know that you can leave the club and come back later for free if you want to go out for dinner / have an appointment or whatever, you just need to speak with the madam at the entrance and she will write down your locker number.
Have fun!Def agree with TB. You can go to a brothel pretty much anywhere in the world. But there is only one place for FKK (well including Switzerland and Austria ti be fair). And FKK is not to be missed. Must be done by any red blooded man.
For all the whining in here, step back for a second. FKK is amazing. Nothing like it elsewhere.
For all the whining in here, step back for a second. FKK is amazing. Nothing like it elsewhere.The termas of Rio de Janeiro operate on the same model. I don't know if the German FKK came first or if the Brazilian terma was first but doesn't matter. Both need to be experienced!
OfficeMatt
09-05-22, 17:49
How common is it that a girl lets you toss her salad? And if she does it that part of the "basic" package or is that extra you have to pay? I would imagine it varies by girl, but again I only ask because it will be my first time going and I don't want to be taken advantage.Hi everyone, 'tossing salad' is analingus, not anal penetration (unless you have quite the tongue). I've done this a few times in the past and the girl just let me do my thing if she was into it at no additional charge. Others are pretty clear it's a no go zone. So as always, ask before and you will find out if it is possible.
Zzzzpg1335
09-05-22, 21:42
I think you should go to FKK first if you have the chance. On Fridays and Saturdays there are normally more girls present than Sundays but also more guests, so it's up to you really.
You don't need to be worried about the girls being rude, my experience is the opposite that they gladly go with Asian guys because in general they tend to have smaller penises.
Have fun!Thanks for your guide, I going to have try maybe next weekend.
After that I will report and we can talk more.
Anayway, Thanks for kindly people.
Cheers!
Before leaving I decided to approach a German girl who was laying down and she said she was just relaxing and not accepting customers at the moment. Too bad, she was the only other girl to my taste in the place.She lied to you. If she wanted to relax, she would go in an other place. When they are visible, they are in operation.
The things is: they still can select who can penetrate them (like with women in the normal life).
FawksGuy818
09-08-22, 09:52
I went to Artemis yesterday. There were about 10 girls / 20 guys at noon and 20 girls /30 guys at night. It was a mind blowing experience for a first timer. I would be spending all my money here if I lived here. Going again this weekend. If any of you are going let me know. It gets boring without my phone. Tech withdrawal is real my friend.
I went to Artemis yesterday. There were about 10 girls / 20 guys at noon and 20 girls /30 guys at night. It was a mind blowing experience for a first timer. I would be spending all my money here if I lived here. Going again this weekend. If any of you are going let me know. It gets boring without my phone. Tech withdrawal is real my friend.Homie, if you even counting the guys, then report a bit more about the guys. How do they look like? Age range? Fit bodies? Could you steel the horses with? From which gang, north-wedding?
The four legged bandit is your phone in Club house!
However, thanks for the information.
She lied to you. If she wanted to relax, she would go in an other place. When they are visible, they are in operation.
The things is: they still can select who can penetrate them (like with women in the normal life).I am still crying for all the "No No's" I fished.
Sometimes you say "No" in the wrong moment, sometimes you catch a "No" in the right moment.
But A is still open! Still open!
FawksGuy818
09-09-22, 04:12
Homie, if you even counting the guys, then report a bit more about the guys. How do they look like? Age range? Fit bodies? Could you steel the horses with? From which gang, north-wedding?
The four legged bandit is your phone in Club house!
However, thanks for the information.LOL what. Did not think anyone will care about the guys. I was counting the guys to give an idea of the ratio. There were guys from all ages, ethnicities, color, body shape and sizes. Ranging from model to old fat hairy. There were guys who came by themselves to group of friends.
Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time.
This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row.
Thursday 11 PM.
At the desk I was told 90 to get in and every girl was starting at 70 and 10 per drink chip. Paid the fee got a few drink chips got the robe band and watch and went to see what it was all about.
As soon as I got out the locker room, I passed allot of guys in the spiral staircase and went to the main room with the bar. (at this time I had no idea why the staircase was filled with men leaning over the railing and looking up). I enter the main room and its a sausage fest, about 6 guys to every girl and the girls were not to my liking. I like my women young, in shape, and natural, what I saw was mostly old looking women (maybe its all the cigarettes they smoke), women with oversized fake tits that were so terribly done the waves of the sac is visible or the implant is too high and the natural tits sagged too low, one very skinny girl tits was so bag they looked like 2 deflated balloons pinned to a wall. Some were trashy looking with lots of tattoos, one of the girls even looked like she was 5 months pregnant she mainly stood on the left side by the door to come in. I sat down at the bar and got a drink and tried talking to one girl, she brushed me off said she's busy then proceeds to turn her back to me and sit there doing nothing. I moved over to wall by the couches as some girl started dancing to Down With the Sickness on the stripper pole so I wanted to watch. A bigger girl came to watch too and said something to me in Spanish (I hardly speak it but I understand little of it) So I replied back to her in Spanish saying I don't speak Spanish so she starts laughing and we had a quick chat. She said she was from Cali, Colombia and we talked for a bit but I was not interested, as someone who goes to Colombia often I did not fly to Berlin to fuck a Colombiana especially when I don't fuck girls her size when I'm in Colombia. Passed it up and saw a perfect one, blonde with perky natural tits, she refused to make eye contact with me so I walked over and tried to talk to her, she instantly said "get another girl, I'm busy" then proceeds to walk back to the where the stripper pole is and sits on the couch by the door leading to the buffet room, and she sat there doing nothing. Started talking to another girl that looked like a Bratz Doll, straight jet black hair natural perky tits with pierced nipples but her lip injections made her look like a duck. She was just standing by the bar and as soon as I said "Hi" she just said "I'm busy" and walked away. At this point I'm starting to think its either me or these girls are rude as fuck! I sat down, and another girl kept making eye contact with me so I waved her over and we began to talk. She said she was from Turkey, big tits but a little saggy, wasn't my thing but she was all natural and I didn't see any tattoos so I started to negotiate. She wanted 90 for BBBJ and sex, at this point I didn't care because my head was spinning from all the cigarette smoke and I couldn't stand the smell, an extra 20 for BBBJ I didn't mind. We exit the main area, and those guys were still hanging out at the railing by the stairs. This is when I learned what was up those stairs, about 20 rooms but only 2 keys were on the wall for vacancy. Sex was boring, lame BJ, no deep throat just sucking on only the head then she jumps on for 5 minutes where she was breathing in my face and her breath stunk like an ashtray. I decide to switch her around so I don't have to smell her breath, switch to doggie and I can smell the smoke smell in her hair, she starts yelling "cum for me baby, cum for me" very annoying as its the "papi leche" the chicas do in DR. Then there was a fishy smell that made me start going soft. I had to just force myself to finish paid her then left, the guys were still by the staircase.
Friday 12 AM.
It was even worse. I walked in and passed a bunch of guys by the hand railing about 10 of them, again and couldn't understand why. Proceeded in the bar area and I repeatedly saw the same girls who told me no, tell other guys "I'm busy" or "get other girl" then they proceed to go sit on the couch and do nothing. So seeing this, it was not just a "me" thing, it looks like they were only interested in really old men or Asian men. The girls were basically the same ones from Thursday, all a disappointment for what I like. There were about 10 girls and about 70 men. SMH. I almost dropped my drink when this woman walked by who looked like a body builder with big fake tits as I thought it was a man at first. Then there was very skinny girl with diamond tattooed between her tits sitting on the couch, first she was was yelling what sounds like "prostate massage" but I could be mistaken then she started making sex noises, with all the smoke smells I was feeling lightheaded so went to see what was downstairs and get fresh air. Nothing down there but bunch of old men twice or three times my age walking around naked. I went right back upstairs with the quickness and the guys were still at the railing looking up. So I decided to stick around and see what's up. There were 3 girls on the side playing a game with 2 guys, one of the girls had on green fishnet outfit some random guy walked by and tried to get one of the girls and I just overheard the girl say she's busy then she went back to play the game. I saw a girl come downstairs I never saw before, all natural and just what I wanted, she went with the guy to get money from the small locker to pay her and as soon as she reentered the stair area one of the guys that was standing out in the stairway since I arrived approached her and took her upstairs, she never had a chance to go back in the main room where the bar is. I stood there and watched this happen over and over again with different girls I have never seen in the main area, and this is where I understood why all the guys were waiting at the railing. As soon a girl came downstairs they snatch them up and the leftovers end up in the Bar / Smoking area. Seeing this, it was so frustrating as these guys was just picking off all the good girls as they came downstairs. I just called it a night and left as its not worth it to me, maybe someone else like this type of pussy sniping by the railing but not me.
So far I'm not impressed at all.
Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time. This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row. So far I'm not impressed at all.Look man, the P4 P scene suffered all over the world as a result of the pandemic. And the industry simply hasn't had enough time to recover yet. So, these days you can't expect to show up at an FKK believing that the experience will be good (for one thing "supply" is still messed up just like in other industries). I mean, haven't you been reading all of the other reports? Both optics and service are down. Way down! I'll say what I have said many times before. Mongers need to give things time to correct themselves and get back to something that looks like "normal". Anyone who writes off the FKKs based on what they've seen this summer, or based on what they see this fall, is making a grave error! I would say that we've got to wait at least until summer 2023. Then we shall see. In the meantime, mongers need to be adjusting their expectations downward and not act like the way it is now is the way that it was then, or the way that it always will be in the future. This is true for mongering destinations all over the world. Have some perspective and patience. I for one remain on the sidelines waiting to see the improvements that will convince me to return. Not wasting my time and money going to Germany to monger at this time.
Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time.
This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row.
So far I'm not impressed at all.Yeah, this place hasn't changed. I have ended up in Berlin due to business travels over years and visited Artemis here and there and it's been like that for years. Ratio of men to women is uncomfortably high, and the overall number and variety of girls is low. The main area is tight with limited seating, totally filled with smoke. Lately on my visits, I have not seen the downstairs bar open, so there isn't much reason for girls to hang out downstairs either, they all stay in the main area. So, it's only natural that guys will camp out by the stairs and watch the girls go by from that position.
The best layout I've seen in FKK Sharks in Darmstadt where it's much more spread out and more comfortable, more fresh air, and way more variety of girls too. Heck, it even costs less for entry.
As you observed, the area of the spiral stair is a junction, this the best place to see the in & out movements.
About the ratio male / female, IMHO this is a translation of the capitalisic equation: demand / supply.
As long as the demand will be high, we will find out prostitutes who will tell us they are busy (they make their selection) .
I appreciated that Art back in the days, since the covid, I relocated my activities in Barcelona.
I waiting for the collapse of German industrial economy due to the shortage of gas supply, when this moment will happen, I think price will decrease in Art, and the nice German beauties will replace East European.
As you observed, the area of the spiral stair is a junction, this the best place to see the in & out movements.
About the ratio male / female, IMHO this is a translation of the capitalisic equation: demand / supply.
As long as the demand will be high, we will find out prostitutes who will tell us they are busy (they make their selection) .
I appreciated that Art back in the days, since the covid, I relocated my activities in Barcelona.
I waiting for the collapse of German industrial economy due to the shortage of gas supply, when this moment will happen, I think price will decrease in Art, and the nice German beauties will replace East European.
My Wish as well.
By the way have you seen this German Beauty, the new in Porn Industry "Dolly Dyson". Read hair (Bottled), Age:23 Height: 176 cm (5 ft 9 in) . She has played in hardcore porn scenes
Generally Speaking most (if not all) of pornstars are available for booking. The question is only how much they will be charging, especially if they know you are so desperate and they are not into this scene without a huge incentive.
From information I have got, they could be booked from their social networking sites or if it is not working via their agents.
In the past, Erlebniswohnung, Insomnia sometimes sometimes have German beauties in the parties. Unfortunately it seems to have gone by now.
But they sometimes also go to swingers party such as KitKat. But you will need to lucky. To be fit and athletics, very good looking and reasonably will increase your chance.
Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time.
This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row.
Thursday 11 PM.
At the desk I was told 90 to get in and every girl was starting at 70 and 10 per drink chip. Paid the fee got a few drink chips got the robe band and watch and went to see what it was all about.
As soon as I got out the locker room, I passed allot of guys in the spiral staircase and went to the main room with the bar. (at this time I had no idea why the staircase was filled with men leaning over the railing and looking up). I enter the main room and its a sausage fest, about 6 guys to every girl and the girls were not to my liking. I like my women young, in shape, and natural, what I saw was mostly old looking women (maybe its all the cigarettes they smoke), women with oversized fake tits that were so terribly done the waves of the sac is visible or the implant is too high and the natural tits sagged too low, one very skinny girl tits was so bag they looked like 2 deflated balloons pinned to a wall..I'll be in Berlin next week, and I have to say this is the most disappointing review I've read on here. I don't have high expectations, but I don't want to be chasing girls or get rejected. If I wanted that I would go to a bar. I'm also going on Saturday, so I hope weekends are a little better.
I'll be in Berlin next week, and I have to say this is the most disappointing review I've read on here. I don't have high expectations, but I don't want to be chasing girls or get rejected. If I wanted that I would go to a bar. I'm also going on Saturday, so I hope weekends are a little better.We all have different tastes. I don't know how often I've read about two guys rating the same girl on opposite ends of the "attractive scale". Go enjoy. If you don't see a 10, take a 6 and have sex and then take another one. You are not going to find a area with 20 stunning porn actresses, but on the whole, it's a lot better than sitting on an airplane watching a bunch of overweight people try and buckle their seat belts. If you only want stunning models, then open a porn sight like Herge or something and "take matters into your own hands".
Among local mongers in Berlin there is a derogatory term: Rumbul. It means girls from Romania or Bulgaria, who are mostly pimped out on escort websites for cheap 90 Euro per hour outcall gigs. The other day I visited Artemis and ran into a girl from Bul by the name of Katharina. I had been in the room with her before, again I had an excellent session: She is slim, attractive, wonderful breasts, very good service. She usually is wearing some very sexy string lingerie. She is a bit of an exception in Artemis where most providers nowadays are quite artificial.
MuscleHetero
09-25-22, 07:01
I was in Berlin for a couple of days and went to Artemis on Friday night at 10 am. Very easily connected by metro or taxi. As soon as you go through the parking lot in front you find a door and enter. There is reception where you pay 90 E and get a red band tied by which you can enter the club till 5 am. You are also given a electronic key on watch like band and a bath robe. As soon as you enter to the left there are small safes where use your electronic key of the number locker you open and keep your valuables and further enter you see larger lockers where you remove your clothes and shoes and keep them. Don't worry about being naked no one cares. You can go and take open shower and a piss. Wear sandals given and enter the club. As soon as you enter there is the smoking area with a bar. All non alcoholic drinks are free while alcoholic drink cost 10 E and you have to get the plastic cards for these at reception after giving the money. If cards are left over you can exchange back for the money when you leave. All the girls hangout here. And further inside is the pole dance area where once a hour a 10 min show occurs. And further inside the buffet area. You can go down the stairs which is the non smoking area where there is a jacuzzi, bar, steam, sauna, massage tables, porn watching screen, fitness Center. This is just to relax and lie down. There were some guys relaxing and no girls. After coming to the smoking zone the stairs continue up to another floor where the girls take you to private room to have sex.
After going to the smoking zone I saw around 15 girls and maybe 30 guys. Most girls were tall with silicone boobs and pumped up lips. Many were just lazing around with their group and having some free drinks and were least interested. I sat down for some time and started observing the girls. Some would come and talk to you about taking them back to the room. I saw a dark haired girl who was good looking with natural small tits and approached her. She quoted 70 E for sex with CBJ and extra for BBBJ, DATY. Her name was Emily from Bulgaria. Took her to the room on first floor which had mirrors and she gave a BBBJ, allowed me to penetrate her with fingers with a condom, no DFK and had than sex with a condom. After cumming she took me down to small safe where I paid 90 E. Afterwards went and had a shower and went back to smoking area. Had a beer watched some strip shows. I don't smoke so the smoke was very irritating. I wanted a couple of good looking German girls but their attitude put me off. Chatted with some. Saw a medium height dark haired girl with good face and medium silicone boobs with whom I chatted up. Her name was Shananya from Romania. Asked 70 E for CBJ, DATY, Fingering without penetration. Took her and went to another room. Room was cold. She kissed me all over made me hard and gave CBJ and allowed me full DATY. Nice pussy with no smell. And rode her in multiple positions with cover but couldn't come for a long time as I was spent many time last few days. So asked her to remove a condom and give a tight hand job and I came after some time. After which the same routine of payment and washed myself and changed my clothes and returned the key and left at 3 am.
The good things about the club was it's a good place to spend a lot of time from 12 noon to 5 am, see the girls in real time and approach them, free food and non alcoholic drinks, non judgmental staff who were thoroughly professional.
Cons were smoking area where the girls hang out is very irritating if you don't smoke, most girls are pumped up with silicone, can't chat with them for a long time as there aim is to take you and make you cum and get money, and after action they may demand more money.
I went to Artemis 8 days ago.
I arrived like 13.30, paid the 90 for the entrance and received the band, another rfid wristband and a wine color bathrobe. I mention the color because I suspect the color they chose for you is related to your nationality or something.
So inside its a big place there is a room with lockers, bath and showers, you can leave your stuff in the locker assigned to you, it can be opened only with the rfidwristband.
Since the entrance a grl was close to the reception and she took me to show all the club and she tried to take me upstairs to get a service, she got really mad when I say to her that I didn't want to go there (yet) she insisted and I said: the thing is that I don't want to be with you, so she got more angry and left. She was of the type of a tall girl medium, fake big tits and maybe fake big ass. I didn't accepted because its not my type at all and because I didn't yet see the others; anyway her fake ass was atractive and she catched me many times watching it.
After that I went to the bar, In there you will find the bigest quantity of girls, I entered with some shame and discretely because it looked (firstly) like a place to see and pick someone. At that moment there were like 10-15 girls there, more than the 80% with fake boobs and lips, but with good shape in general. I was looking for someone super white with beatiful eyes normal tits and ass and not so heavy but didn't find someone at that time.
Then I went outside of the bar and feeling that you can't be in the bar if you are not drinking or picking a girl, honestly I don't drink nothing more than wine, so I left.
In the corridor and the stairs, a lot of girls aproached me, some of them kind and others like pushing a lot to pick her to go upstairs. Because the day is starting they chase you a lot and its a little bit unconfortable. The clasic chat is there is your name, my name where are you from where I am and if you want to go upstairs if not when and why. What I learn from this is that if you say later they will push you again very soon if you say I don't want to be with you then she will not bother again but she will get a little bit upset.
So I went downstairs and there you can find the pool, the gym, the private jacuzzi, the sauna, the porn cinema (a very poor projector with less thant 70 inch screen and 3 rows of seats) and an exit to the solarium and the restaurant.
I decided to slow down a little bit and went outside to the solarium and the outside pool, there in the pool there is a free soda machine, and I was looking for the restaurant, seems that it is a door without any indication in the way thru. So after asking I noticed the entrance to the restaurant, I went there and took something for breakfast, the menu was ham, salami, cheese, cereal, milk, juice, eggs, pathe coffee and other stuff. When I was there 2 wrechks were there taking breakfast it was a good place to see them with clarity and how they act.
After that I went againt to the bar to check if someone new arrived I spent like 1. 5 hours watching, and yes there were like 4 more, but again nothing super special so I asked for a free soda there and stayed sit just watching and hunting. There you notice that there are girl groups, some in the entrance, some in the midle, girls alone behind the serving bar, and girls alone deep in the bar. Also I noticed the end of the bar is connected with the restaurant.
Agaain nothing special so I decided to go downstairs to the pool and rest, downstairs laying close to the pool its where I find more peace of getting pressed to pic someone 2 fuck, anyway there were like 5 girls who went there to ask for it, at that time I got expert on kick them politely. I am gathering forces, I am a little bit tired, Maybe later please.
So, in order to don't do my experience super long I went upstairs to the bar and started to look for someone 2 F I was looking for a Czech girl who offered me OwoC and 2 times cum for 90 e, She was in a table with another guy but I just made a signal to her that I was super ready. She come, we did a recap of the services and 2 times cum changed into one, so I said her you offered me 2 in that half so I skiped.
So I continued looking in the bar and found some other girl from Bulgary with a big ass and tits and supernatural 0 botox face. I agreed with her OwoC and 1 time cum for 90. Accepted and finally went uptstairs, she was kind, the oral was good and without also natural like an oral you get from a girlfriend not so porn, so good overall, I asked her to start to ride and moved my body to make point her ass to the mirror and the view at the end was far. Then I asked her my favorite: kind of doggy style with the belly touching completely the bed so I drilled her with power and feel her pussy getting warm and she asked me to come so I did it. It was very good, a little bit quick but I understanded they need to make money and the top earning time seems like it was starting for the grls.
17:00 pm I went to the restaurant for eat at that time they serve the afternoom meal, a lot of girls there eating, you can see the groups and you can see how some grls hate others its evident seems like a lot of competition going there. The food was buffet with 2 different dishes and some sides from the breakfast nothing spectacular or super fancy but with good taste, some soup and basically only that.
After lunch I went to the pool to wait a little bit for making a final last F, and also to wait for more girls to arrive. After some time I went back again to the bar and I saw a black girl with a natural spectacular and perfect ass. I talked to her and arranged everything, again it was OwoC and normal fuck for 90 e, all was good good oral and nice doggy style with that perfect jlo ass I rided some time and asked to change position but she suggested kepping it like this. After the sex we talked a lot I tell to her some parts of my life and she enjoyed listening, she was from Jamaica. I thing if I go back I will try to look for her.
In General all good, but nothing spectacular, a little bit anoying the pressure for go to fuck quickly and a lot of times by the girls but its reasonable they are there for the money. The food 8. 0 (not so many options), installations 8. 5 (cons super dirty wash bashin sink, poor xxx cinema projector), girls with super fake body few above 9. 0, maybe only 1 Iwillmarrythisgirl.
General experience 9. 0, I will try again.
PinballMachine
10-01-22, 13:25
I was in Berlin for a couple of days and went to Artemis on Friday night at 10 am. Very easily connected by metro or taxi. As soon as you go through the parking lot in front you find a door and enter. There is reception where you pay 90 E and get a red band tied by which you can enter the club till 5 am. You are also given a electronic key on watch like band and a bath robe. As soon as you enter to the left there are small safes where use your electronic key of the number locker you open and keep your valuables and further enter you see larger lockers where you remove your clothes and shoes and keep them. Don't worry about being naked no one cares. You can go and take open shower and a piss. Wear sandals given and enter the club. As soon as you enter there is the smoking area with a bar. All non alcoholic drinks are free while alcoholic drink cost 10 E and you have to get the plastic cards for these at reception after giving the money. If cards are left over you can exchange back for the money when you leave. All the girls hangout here. And further inside is the pole dance area where once a hour a 10 min show occurs. And further inside the buffet area. You can go down the stairs which is the non smoking area where there is a jacuzzi, bar, steam, sauna, massage tables, porn watching screen, fitness Center. This is just to relax and lie down. There were some guys relaxing and no girls. After coming to the smoking zone the stairs continue up to another floor where the girls take you to private room to have sex.Thanks for a detailed report!
PinballMachine
10-01-22, 13:26
I went to Artemis 8 days ago.
I arrived like 13.30, paid the 90 for the entrance and received the band, another rfid wristband and a wine color bathrobe. I mention the color because I suspect the color they chose for you is related to your nationality or something.
So inside its a big place there is a room with lockers, bath and showers, you can leave your stuff in the locker assigned to you, it can be opened only with the rfidwristband.
Since the entrance a grl was close to the reception and she took me to show all the club and she tried to take me upstairs to get a service, she got really mad when I say to her that I didn't want to go there (yet) she insisted and I said: the thing is that I don't want to be with you, so she got more angry and left. She was of the type of a tall girl medium, fake big tits and maybe fake big ass. I didn't accepted because its not my type at all and because I didn't yet see the others; anyway her fake ass was attractive and she catched me many times watching it.
After that I went to the bar, In there you will find the biggest quantity of girls, I entered with some shame and discretely because it looked (firstly) like a place to see and pick someone. At that moment there were like 10-15 girls there, more than the 80% with fake boobs and lips, but with good shape in general. I was looking for someone super white with beautiful eyes normal tits and ass and not so heavy but didn't find someone at that time.
Then I went outside of the bar and feeling that you can't be in the bar if you are not drinking or picking a girl, honestly I don't drink nothing more than wine, so I left.
In the corridor and the stairs, a lot of girls aproached me, some of them kind and others like pushing a lot to pick her to go upstairs. Because the day is starting they chase you a lot and its a little bit uncomfortable. The clasic chat is there is your name, my name where are you from where I am and if you want to go upstairs if not when and why. What I learn from this is that if you say later they will push you again very soon if you say I don't want to be with you then she will not bother again but she will get a little bit upset.
So I went downstairs and there you can find the pool, the gym, the private jacuzzi, the sauna, the porn cinema (a very poor projector with less thant 70 inch screen and 3 rows of seats) and an exit to the solarium and the restaurant.Great report JoakimG! Thank you.
My recent trip was on a Wednesday (lingerie day), which also happened to be BBQ day. This time I took the FEX (Flughafen Express?) from underneath * 1&2 at Brandenburg to Central station and then changed platform for S41/42 ringbahn to Westkreuz. All nicely signposted.
I arrived early enough for there still to be really tasty omelette left for breakfast. It was 38 see, so didn't bother going outside as I assumed there would be no one out there. There is now a mouthwash dispenser with small cups by the changing room sink, which I think is really useful.
After maybe an hour of chilling in the lounge with hardly any girls around, I decided to go for a walk and discovered that 10 of them were outside sunbathing naked by the pool. It was a fun atmosphere with music and BBQ food eventually being served. Around 20 other men by the pool were just staring at the hottest girls, one guy even ordered champagne for them. But no one seemed to be interested in fucking. The hottest girl there caught me staring at her naked but I didn't fancy approaching her in front of 20 other guys watching. I ate some BBQ beef, chicken and chips by the pool and eventually went inside for a session with a girl I've been with before.
Violetta (ROM) - Tall, really busty and curvy without being fat, black hair, facially 6/10. I knew from previous experience that she wouldn't rush and delivered a really nice and slow covered BJ to completion. First session is always a quick one, so I prefer not to rush it. 70.Just can't imagine how much cum you produce. LOL. Loved to read it full.
Let me preface this review by saying this might be a combination of my evolving preferences towards sugar dating over brothels / FKKs / etc as well as preferences in women. * Fake boobs / lips / asses hiding mediocre physiques do nothing for me and 90% of the women there had 2 of 3. I went to Artemis twice when I was in Berlin and neither time was great. * The first was for their 17th birthday party. * It was completely packed with dudes Friday night, at least a 5:1 ratio and you could barely find a seat. * There were maybe 3 women in there I would take back, and I settled on a forgettable session with someone whose name I have completely forgotten but claimed to be Moroccan / German. The best parts of the evening was the catering having a whole ox strung up and the cute brunette doing the strip shows who quickly brushed me off with "only dancing" when I approached her near the bar.
Second trip the following Thursday was a better environment at least and the ladies were wandering nude unlike the previous trip. * Fewer dudes, about the same number of women as Friday, but an unfortunately similar ratio of my type. The one stand out, Miriam, a tall scrawny but athletic Romanian with perky tits gave off ice queen vibes but I needed some optics more than anything. * I was right, no kissing on the body allowed, whined that she was tired when I asked her to switch to riding me (I did notice she was very busy), but she got the job done. Some time in the hot tub and sauna and I was done, I will say the facilities were nice, too bad about having to hang out in the smoke filled bar area to hunt for a lady.
Outside there was a young American dude yelling into his phone to one of his mates that he had found the greatest place on earth. * I'm happy for him. I think I'm done with Europe budget mongering (did Austria late last year too, equally mediocre). Either it isn't what it was pre-COVID or I've changed. * Scandallo was a hell of a lot of fun earlier this year and Brazil has tons of reasonably priced outcall escorts while Berlin / Prague look to be 100% fakes. I'm sticking to Brazil, sugaring or locales with solid escort populations (Looking at you London, Barcelona, Madrid).
Off to Prague before heading home, will see if anything there changes my mind.
Let me preface this review by saying this might be a combination of my evolving preferences towards sugar dating over brothels / FKKs / etc as well as preferences in women. * Fake boobs / lips / asses hiding mediocre physiques do nothing for me and 90% of the women there had 2 of 3. I went to Artemis twice when I was in Berlin and neither time was great. * The first was for their 17th birthday party. * It was completely packed with dudes Friday night, at least a 5:1 ratio and you could barely find a seat. * There were maybe 3 women in there I would take back, and I settled on a forgettable session with someone whose name I have completely forgotten but claimed to be Moroccan / German. The best parts of the evening was the catering having a whole ox strung up and the cute brunette doing the strip shows who quickly brushed me off with "only dancing" when I approached her near the bar.
Second trip the following Thursday was a better environment at least and the ladies were wandering nude unlike the previous trip. * Fewer dudes, about the same number of women as Friday, but an unfortunately similar ratio of my type. The one stand out, Miriam, a tall scrawny but athletic Romanian with perky tits gave off ice queen vibes but I needed some optics more than anything. * I was right, no kissing on the body allowed, whined that she was tired when I asked her to switch to riding me (I did notice she was very busy), but she got the job done. Some time in the hot tub and sauna and I was done, I will say the facilities were nice, too bad about having to hang out in the smoke filled bar area to hunt for a lady..Others will disagree but personally I wouldn't bother with London if I were you. The EE girls are very hit and miss and the English girls are a lot more expensive, as a general rule 'you get what you pay for'. I haven't seen a girl in London for a long time, I'd rather go the the expense of paying the costs to go to FKK land or the likes of Barcelona, Vienna etc than go through the hassle of seeing a girl in London. I'd be interested to hear what you think of Prague, it was my favourite destination back in the day of Prague Bunnies. If the K5 brothel is still there I'd be making sure to spend an evening there.
Let me preface this review by saying this might be a combination of my evolving preferences towards sugar dating over brothels / FKKs / etc as well as preferences in women. * Fake boobs / lips / asses hiding mediocre physiques do nothing for me and 90% of the women there had 2 of 3. I went to Artemis twice when I was in Berlin and neither time was great. * The first was for their 17th birthday party. * It was completely packed with dudes Friday night, at least a 5:1 ratio and you could barely find a seat. * There were maybe 3 women in there I would take back, and I settled on a forgettable session with someone whose name I have completely forgotten but claimed to be Moroccan / German. The best parts of the evening was the catering having a whole ox strung up and the cute brunette doing the strip shows who quickly brushed me off with "only dancing" when I approached her near the bar.
Second trip the following Thursday was a better environment at least and the ladies were wandering nude unlike the previous trip. * Fewer dudes, about the same number of women as Friday, but an unfortunately similar ratio of my type. The one stand out, Miriam, a tall scrawny but athletic Romanian with perky tits gave off ice queen vibes but I needed some optics more than anything. * I was right, no kissing on the body allowed, whined that she was tired when I asked her to switch to riding me (I did notice she was very busy), but she got the job done. Some time in the hot tub and sauna and I was done, I will say the facilities were nice, too bad about having to hang out in the smoke filled bar area to hunt for a lady..Apologies, forgot to thank you for your report. It's great when people submit comprehensive reports, be they good, bad or indifferent.
Others will disagree but personally I wouldn't bother with London if I were you. The EE girls are very hit and miss and the English girls are a lot more expensive, as a general rule 'you get what you pay for'. I haven't seen a girl in London for a long time, I'd rather go the the expense of paying the costs to go to FKK land or the likes of Barcelona, Vienna etc than go through the hassle of seeing a girl in London. I'd be interested to hear what you think of Prague, it was my favourite destination back in the day of Prague Bunnies. If the K5 brothel is still there I'd be making sure to spend an evening there.I think that is fair, my few Diva experiences have been good and mixing in with a $400+ top end GFE independent on a trip makes London attractive to me but see how that could go wrong. Comparing with FKKs is definitely apples to oranges and not everyone could swing that or just prefer the FKK experience.
Will post my Prague experience over in their forum. I know K5 is closed, I plan on hitting Showpark and getting a massage at Rabbit Hall. The escort scene looks to be a complete disaster and the privat scene is dead. Their local review boards don't even bother because literally every ad is fake.
First off let me apologize for not dropping my review a little earlier. I got back from a holiday through Europe and upon arriving back home I got sick (not covid). Now I went to Artemis back at the end of September on a Saturday night, and let me say I had such a good time. All the information you guys gave on here was very helpful, so I thank you for that. When I first arrived everything was exactly how I had pictured it, there was a naked lady standing in the entrance, and a few by the showers. I changed and showered and at first I just wanted to walk around the location and see everything firsthand. I went down to the pool area, and checked out the movie theater. There weren't any ladies downstairs but I did have time to just sit and relax for a few minutes. I wanted to hit the steam room but it was a bit crowded.
The bar area:
I finally went upstairs to the bar area and this is where all the action was going on. I would say there was about 30 girls and about 60 guys, maybe a little less guys. I ordered a club soda at the bar, and took a seat to watch how things go down here. It didn't take long for a lady to approach me, and she was a Bulgarian with an attitude. I can't remember her name but she was a brunette who right away quoted me $100. When I asked what was included she said "sex with condom, and OWC". She was very demanding to the point where she said "it's now or never", which I told her "no, thank you". When this happened I thought I had screwed myself because all this happened where there was a few ladies, which I thought no way will they approach me now, they just saw me reject this girl. A few minutes passed and I was still just sitting there with girls passing by and not even noticing me. Until this girl approached me her name was Daria / Darla who is a brunette, she had fake boobs but not too big, they were the right size. She was nice, not demanding and was going over everything with me.
First time: So she quoted me 70/30, I asked for BBBJ and she said it would be $90. I asked questions like what was allowed and she said no kissing in the mouth, which I was fine with. Once we went up to the room, she mentioned she would do CIM for another $10 so total was $100. Right off the start she had me lay on the bed and she started to go down on me, her BJ skills were fantastic, during this she asked if I wanted my prostate fingered which I smiled and said "no". She got on top of me and she started to ride me, she let out a few moans which I could tell some were a little fake but I didn't care. She kept riding me and during this she would tell me not to cum yet. Everything was great she had her tits right in my face and encouraged me to grab them. I asked if we could change position and she went right into doggy. I was ready to bust when we started fucking in doggy, her ass was perfect and she knew the right position to get in. As we're doing doggy, she kept reminding me not to finish, I didn't last long in doggy so I told her I was ready to cum. She had me lay down first, and what she did next was mind blowing. Before finishing me off, she put her ass right in my face and practically sat on me face. Then as she was doing this she started to give me oral till I finished. Now I will say the last time I had climaxed was a few days back so I went in there with a "loaded weapon". When I finished she said in her Bulgarian accent "ooh you cum too much, when was last time you cum?" She said I got a few shots in her hair which I couldn't see so wasn't sure. Overall, my first time was a blast and I'm glad I went with her. She wasn't demanding at all and made me few comfortable.
Now my mistake here is I went on the Saturday night before I ran the marathon so I couldn't stay too long. Unfortunately, I only had that one session, but I will say it was everything I expected and more. I plan to go again an I will make a whole day out of it next time. Again, thanks to everyone for the tips. They were all helpful.
SargeBob22
10-27-22, 13:51
How busy is Artemis during the beginning of January?
Nooky Ninja
10-30-22, 19:54
How busy is Artemis during the beginning of January?Dead. Or as locals say "tote Hosen". Til mid Jan.
Locals mongers are broke from Christmas. Many E Orthodox girls are still on holidays. Of course you can always get lucky, and it is more chilled. But at the current prices, Ninja think much better with indies and local brothels.
The bar area:
I finally went upstairs to the bar area and this is where all the action was going on. I would say there was about 30 girls and about 60 guys, maybe a little less guys. I ordered a club soda at the bar, and took a seat to watch how things go down here. It didn't take long for a lady to approach me, and she was a Bulgarian with an attitude. I can't remember her name but she was a brunette who right away quoted me $100. When I asked what was included she said "sex with condom, and OWC". She was very demanding to the point where she said "it's now or never", which I told her "no, thank you". There is a bunch of bulgarians at Artemis. I think I have been with most of them at least. Raisa and Aksena being the only ones among the bulgarians I saw a few months ago. But the Artemis bulgarians have a high average for looks among them, and in the room, they are some of the best. Aksena for example is incredible. It could have been anotehr one though, since I know at least 6 other bulgarians at Artemis also. But even though I have heard the "now or never" thing in the past, even from someone like the legendary czech Marketa, its nothing to worry about. You can still go back and say you changed your mind. They just don't want to have to talk to you for 30 minutes if you want to be undecided for those 30 minutes. LOL. Been there, done that alot of times.
First off let me apologize for not dropping my review a little earlier. I got back from a holiday through Europe and upon arriving back home I got sick (not covid). Now I went to Artemis back at the end of September on a Saturday night, and let me say I had such a good time. All the information you guys gave on here was very helpful, so I thank you for that. When I first arrived everything was exactly how I had pictured it, there was a naked lady standing in the entrance, and a few by the showers. I changed and showered and at first I just wanted to walk around the location and see everything firsthand. I went down to the pool area, and checked out the movie theater. There weren't any ladies downstairs but I did have time to just sit and relax for a few minutes. I wanted to hit the steam room but it was a bit crowded.
The bar area:
I finally went upstairs to the bar area and this is where all the action was going on. I would say there was about 30 girls and about 60 guys, maybe a little less guys. I ordered a club soda at the bar, and took a seat to watch how things go down here. It didn't take long for a lady to approach me, and she was a Bulgarian with an attitude. I can't remember her name but she was a brunette who right away quoted me $100. When I asked what was included she said "sex with condom, and OWC". She was very demanding to the point where she said "it's now or never", which I told her "no, thank you". When this happened I thought I had screwed myself because all this happened where there was a few ladies, which I thought no way will they approach me now, they just saw me reject this girl. A few minutes passed and I was still just sitting there with girls passing by and not even noticing me. Until this girl approached me her name was Daria / Darla who is a brunette, she had fake boobs but not too big, they were the right size. She was nice, not demanding and was going over everything with me..Cumming at Artemis is good to prepare marathon? Breakfast but never room at Wellcum before Zoncolan, only when I return after, if I m able to find a desirable. Not more easy than to climb more than 20%.
Nooky Ninja
11-02-22, 10:22
Cumming at Artemis is good to prepare marathon? Breakfast but never room at Wellcum before Zoncolan, only when I return after, if I m able to find a desirable. Not more easy than to climb more than 20%.Siri -Ninja read your comments for years. Honestly, most very difficult to understand. This one good example. No idea what it means. Others have mentioned this in past.
You have lots of experience that is good to share with readers. But think really better to first write in native French, and then use on line translator, then cut and paste translation here. Merci.
Nooky Ninja
11-13-22, 09:19
Strange articles in local newspapers yesterday-court orders city to apologise for 2016 raid on Artemis. City has agreed, now they haggle over "damage" (5-20.000 EUR) money to be given to children charity. WTF?
https://m.bild.de/regional/berlin/berlin-aktuell/berlin-muss-sich-fuer-bordell-razzia-entschuldigen-das-gabs-noch-nie-81915132.bildMobile.html
https://www.zeit.de/news/2022-11/11/schadenersatzklage-nach-razzia-vergleich-gescheitert
https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/streit-um-bordell-razzia-in-berlin-schadenersatzklage-der-artemis-betreiber-beschaftigt-weiter-die-justiz-8866207.
htmlhttps://www.morgenpost.de/berlin/article236889565/Richter-werfen-Justizverwaltung-Unverschaemtheit-vor.html
Ninja remember time well, huge raid, huge police and use of state legal resources, people thrown in prison for 4 months, damage to reputations and income, serious stress all around. All bullshit. And now just "entschuldigung" and here is some money for children? Very strange.
Maybe Art's managment just wants to be done with it, throw them a bone for good will, prevent further harassment. Or maybe other legal actions planned once apology made. Was shocking abusive display of state power, in city known for being open and free and wild and tolerant.
I just returned from an EU excursion and FKK was on the list. My intention was to visit two FKKs in order to compare but in the end I only made it to Artemis.
The short story for newbs (Pros will already know everything I'm about to say):
Reachability:
It a 5-10 minute walk from the train station and easy to get to. I started my mission from Potsdamer Platz and I got there in about 25 minutes.
Staff:
There were two women at the front when I arrived and no other men but me. They were nice, helpful, and explained pretty much all that I needed to know. Entry was the advertised 90 eu and if you want alcoholic drinks, you have to purchase tokens from the front for 10 eu a piece (soft drinks are free) Yes, each drink is 10 eu (even a beer). Even the lady in the men's room was nice and chatted me up. She's from Thailand and was generally nice.
Layout:
This has been discussed before, but I'll give the same info to make it "up to date". There are three floors. You start your experience on floor two. This is where the locker rooms are and the main bar and kitchen.
When you enter the bar area from the front where the stairway is, you will see a bar and plenty of seats around the bar area. During my stay (Friday 4 pm - 8 pm), this is where everyone was hanging out. It definitely gets more crowded as the night continues. As you go deeper into the room past the bar, there are more lounging chairs and at the rear is the kitchen. I didn't eat, but the food didn't look bad at all.
On the 1st floor (basement) is the swimming pool, another shower (more private and my preference), massage tables, porn theatre, and gym. And if you are wondering, the answer is yes, that you can get busy in the porn theater. I personally witnessed a BJ when I peeked in. During my time there, the 1st floor was dead (besides the BJ I witnessed LOL). It seemed to be more for relaxation, getting sleep, taking a swim, etc.
The 3rd floor is your destination if you want to have private time with one of the girls.
The girls:
I did multiple counts throughout the night to prepare for this write up. LOL. I was always able to count at least 15 girls each time and this excluded the girls in the stairway or in the rooms on the third floor. All the girls were nude, but with varying degrees. Meaning that some had no clothes, while other had lingerie that was either completely see through, crotchless, or had garter belts that were literally pieces of string. I did see a few wearing a towel, at times.
There are a high percentage of romanians and they don't fit one mold. Though there is a lot of plastic roaming about, there are natural girls there as well, but they are the minority. The friendliness of the girls vary. Some want you to touch them, some give you eskimo kisses (this happened to me), and some make a big deal if you touch them (I heard a romanian girl embarrass a guy for touching her for "free". What a *****).
If you are interested in a girl, it's probably best to make your intentions known and start the process, because if you don't she might get tied up for the next few hours and you won't get to bang her.
My experience:
I was there for a couple hours and took in the environment. I started with entry and was given a gray robe. It appears that there are different color robes that probably have some kind of code. It felt like a strip club where you were closer to the girls because you were naked too. After strolling around and taking in the sights and the space, I found a couch to chill on. I was approached by 2-3 girls and shut them down as they were not my type. I like natural and thin, and they weren't. I had a dinner date at 930, so I couldn't stay too long, but I didn't want to leave with a full sack. I found a bleach blond german girl named Mindy or Mandy that I was able to session with. She was easy to talk to and super chill. She didn't seem high or over professional; rather she seemed like she knew the system and just went with the flow. She quoted me 70 eu for normal CBJ wit multiple positions or 90 eu with BBBJ. I don't need a BBBJ or kissing, etc, so I went for the 70 eu with cif (extra), which totaled 120 eu. She was great in the room and she took the cif better than most. She didn't completely dodge it, but she wanted it around her mouth area instead of getting her face painted. I blasted on her face and left satisfied.
Final thoughts:
It was awesome to try. I have read that this isn't the best FKK in the bunch so I'll probably try another in the Frankfurt area when I get a chance. For me, GFE is still king and from what I've experienced, a GFE guy (like me) would do waaaaay better with a girl from SA. However, this is quite the experience and even GFE guys should give it a shot once.
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Travis McGee
11-25-22, 12:51
Do any of the women at Artemis offer anal -- and if so, what's the going rate?
Do any of the women at Artemis offer anal -- and if so, what's the going rate?Yes. 100 Euro.
Do any of the women at Artemis offer anal -- and if so, what's the going rate?
Yes. 100 Euro.My experience as well. Wasn't hard to find several girls, the only challenge is the "combination" of the right looks with the offering.
My experience as well. Wasn't hard to find several girls, the only challenge is the "combination" of the right looks with the offering.I don't just cornhole any old tute! She's got to pass my optics screening, which is a minimum 7 on The Cane's Scale of Optics. Haha!
Travis McGee
11-27-22, 12:30
Abox79: Thanks for the intel.
Tintin1: Point well-taken. Aren't we all looking for that combo?
The Cane: It's an honor, sir, to get a reply from someone whose posts I've long read and admired!
I'll let you all know how it goes.
Hi,
As I can see, Artemis is a decent club, but some say that there are better options. Which other FKK do you recommend?
Hi,
As I can see, Artemis is a decent club, but some say that there are better options. Which other FKK do you recommend?Do you mean in Berlin or Germany as a whole? If you mean Berlin I think it is regarded as the best option, if you mean Germany as a whole it's a subjective question but Oase and Sharks are generally regarded as the best by most.
Do you mean in Berlin or Germany as a whole? If you mean Berlin I think it is regarded as the best option, if you mean Germany as a whole it's a subjective question but Oase and Sharks are generally regarded as the best by most.Hi, yes I mean in Germany as a whole. I was reading that Oase in Frankfurt is not as good as it used to be. Any other options?
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