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I've spotted her there lately midth of February. But that doesn't have to mean anything.Appreciate the info. She's my Artemis ATF in both looks and service and plan to pop in at the end of the month to see if she's still around.
With big scars for silicon?That's weird. I thought that you have never visited Artemis so curious to know how you would have known Avril? She does have a nice set of silicon tits but not sure about the 'big scars' comment.
BTW, anyone know if Even/Evan is still there? I would be tempted to pop in to see her if she is.
That's weird. I thought that you have never visited Artemis so curious to know how you would have known Avril? She does have a nice set of silicon tits but not sure about the 'big scars' comment.
BTW, anyone know if Even/Evan is still there? I would be tempted to pop in to see her if she is.When I m not into silicon nor tattoes, I think Artemis is not for me, when I missed Geraldine. Hu years ago. Isn t Avril. Ro with redhair and silicon, not so skinny, who worked at Bruggen years ago?
Isn t Avril. Ro with redhair and silicon, not so skinny, who worked at Bruggen years ago?Not so skinny, but still quite slim. That's her.
When I m not into silicon nor tattoes, I think Artemis is not for me, when I missed Geraldine. Hu years ago. Isn t Avril. Ro with redhair and silicon, not so skinny, who worked at Bruggen years ago?Interesting. Never knew she had worked in Goldentime Bruggen. Only knew her as a regular at Artemis. Great memories of taking her up the ass. She loved it. Above average looks and a top service provider. Very chatty too.
So anyone have updates on Evan/Even? If not then too bad as I would have been keen to see her again.
Interesting. Never knew she had worked in Goldentime Bruggen. Only knew her as a regular at Artemis. Great memories of taking her up the ass. She loved it. Above average looks and a top service provider. Very chatty too.
So anyone have updates on Evan/Even? If not then too bad as I would have been keen to see her again.I think at Bruggen in 2014/2015 and she was not 18 . A real veteran in this business. A bit like at Aphrodisia Zurich, Artemis seem to be elephants cemetary.
VonderJohn
07-05-24, 01:26
How's the Euro affecting Artemis? I am sure there are massive 'fans' coming in with the intention to 'score' as many 'goals' as possible. How's that affecting the prices and the overall availability / mood / attitude of the girls? The ratio is going to be massively imbalanced. What have you guys observed?
StarletVoyager
07-06-24, 23:48
Could someone confirm its 140// HR at artemis.
Could I also get a breakdown on the cost of all extras. dfk. is owo. extra. Anal and anything else.
I need to plan a trip very quickly help much appreciated.
Could someone confirm its 140// HR at artemis.
Could I also get a breakdown on the cost of all extras. dfk. is owo. extra. Anal and anything else.
I need to plan a trip very quickly help much appreciated.As per the search bar you can find out how much BBBJ is. http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/search.php?searchid=15559272.
Same principle applies for confirming other extras.
Could someone confirm its 140// HR at artemis.
Could I also get a breakdown on the cost of all extras. dfk. is owo. extra. Anal and anything else.
Confirm 140 per hour. Only a few girls try to charge more, they will tell you in advance. Refuse and pick another. BBBJ 20. CIM 50. Anal 100. Ask for anything else.
Don't visit A if you're short of bucks, it may be disappointing. Just my two cents.
Confirm 140 per hour. Only a few girls try to charge more, they will tell you in advance. Refuse and pick another. BBBJ 20. CIM 50. Anal 100. Ask for anything else.
Don't visit A if you're short of bucks, it may be disappointing. Just my two cents.Don't post if you are short of reports, it may smells like trolling.
Seeing all the rich guys becoming poor in Artemis is usually worth a visit. Just my senf here.
How many girls can I find in artemis?
We (husband & wife) had been to Berlin, went to Insomnia and pornokinos. Wanted to try Kitkat & Artemis.
Are couples allowed in Artemis?
Hello!
For me, GFE is a bundle of multiple things, at DFK / LFK is not the finial bench mark for that.
Engaging Conversations: Having meaningful, connecting conversations, showing 'genuine' interest in the other person's life, thoughts, feelings, and experiences. Active listening is another key thing: paying close attention to what the other person says, responding thoughtfully, and remembering details from the from the earlier discussion.
And, then personalized attention- tailoring interactions based on the other person's preferences, interests, and desires to make the experience feel more personal and special.
Without these, even if I DFK / LFK, I won't call it as GFE, as I don't find the GFE elements in that.
So, when I used the term GFE. It included all / some of the things mentioned above. During my visit, I felt like kissing only one lady on her lips, and she was okay with that, as I was paying extra.
I was offered even golden showers and CIM. So am sure with extra payment you will get DFK / LFK too.
Thanks for the review Deepak. You said that a few of the girls were "GFE". Does this include kissing (DFK or at least LFK)? Many other reviews state that you won't get kissing anymore. What was your experience?
I missed mentioning the dancer, in my last report!!
During my last visit, there were three girls, who were performing pole dancing. One of them. A short hair lady. WOW. She was truly SPEACHLESS! What a beauty. What an elegance. What an amusing dancing skills!! Dreamy eyes, and she does know, how to move her body in the most sedative ways, not only while dancing, While walking around too.
After watching her first dance, I shamelessly approached her, but she said she only does dancing. Nothing else.
Sex in the shower is nothing to write home about, but taking a shower with a lady, lathering her up and her lathering you up. That can be very erotic. I also like knowing I've washed of any previous dude's saliva from her nether regions to I can dine on a fresh peach as it were.
Anyone seen whether ladies sometimes accompany men in the shower in Artemis? I had one accompany me at LaFolie, but never asked in Artemis. Are there perhaps showers down by the sauna that would be convenient for this?
I missed mentioning the dancer, in my last report!!
During my last visit, there were three girls, who were performing pole dancing. One of them. A short hair lady. WOW. She was truly SPEACHLESS! What a beauty. What an elegance. What an amusing dancing skills!! Dreamy eyes, and she does know, how to move her body in the most sedative ways, not only while dancing, While walking around too.
After watching her first dance, I shamelessly approached her, but she said she only does dancing. Nothing else.The the dancers at Artemis are certainly talented.
They also tend to also be the most attractive women in the club. Net effect; frustrated customers and jealous working girls.
Enjoy the show.
ConanConan
07-29-24, 08:00
Hello all!
Might do a visit to this establishment later this year, never been before.
I do have some questions that might been answered somewhere in this thread so sorry if any of them been answered many times before but I just felt easier to compile them all, thanks.
1: when paying for any service, do you bring cash with you or do you lock that as well and then "withdraw" after any session?
2: I'm not super comfortable with the OWO due to the risk of getting any STD but it feels like the majority go for this option, is it safe? Is it safer to receive? Do the girls "do" anything before doing this act? Are they pushing for doing OWO or are they fine if you don't want that?
3: If going OWO, CIM would be a nice finish but if not, does the girls, or majority of them offer CIF also? Price?
4: I understand that there's a lot of Eastern European girls, but how does the selection of Black / Latina / Asian girls look like?
5: if I want to re-enter later the same day, what will I have to do?
Thanks for any help!
Read the reports man. This is covered so many times. But.
Lock and withdraw.
Most won't push CIM, but they offer it. ANd not all offer it.
Have you been to see an escort before, if you're not comfortable then just don't do it!
CIF? You mean "on" Everything is available for price. I think it's the same or even less than OWO, but who knows. And if you are worried about OWO, why would you want CIF.
Very rarely do you get Black / Asian etc. Maybe a single of each, maybe two.
Go to the website and check. Most FKKs offer this, you need to tell them at the desk. At least ask when you arrive.
Hello all!
Might do a visit to this establishment later this year, never been before.
I do have some questions that might been answered somewhere in this thread so sorry if any of them been answered many times before but I just felt easier to compile them all, thanks.
1: when paying for any service, do you bring cash with you or do you lock that as well and then "withdraw" after any session?
2: I'm not super comfortable with the OWO due to the risk of getting any STD but it feels like the majority go for this option, is it safe? Is it safer to receive? Do the girls "do" anything before doing this act? Are they pushing for doing OWO or are they fine if you don't want that?
3: If going OWO, CIM would be a nice finish but if not, does the girls, or majority of them offer CIF also? Price?
4: I understand that there's a lot of Eastern European girls, but how does the selection of Black / Latina / Asian girls look like?
5: if I want to re-enter later the same day, what will I have to do?
Thanks for any help!
Sex in the shower is nothing to write home about, but taking a shower with a lady, lathering her up and her lathering you up. That can be very erotic. I also like knowing I've washed of any previous dude's saliva from her nether regions to I can dine on a fresh peach as it were.
Anyone seen whether ladies sometimes accompany men in the shower in Artemis? I had one accompany me at LaFolie, but never asked in Artemis. Are there perhaps showers down by the sauna that would be convenient for this?Never had this before, have had many offers after over the years. As I said above, if you want something ask? Everyone has a price for a service or if not, then simply a no. If she takes a shower it's just time and money. Probably wants to make sure you won't get her hair and make up messed up.
I am finishing the Berlin leg of my Vienna-Prague-Berlin-Amsterdam tour. Given that I understand Amsterdam is dead I wanted to get as much out of my brief stay in Berlin as possible. I have to say Artemis met that objective.
Needless to say, as an American making his first FKK visit the experience was unique. Certainly, if you like Eastern European girls with comically large implants this place is heaven. There were probably 50 girls there and almost all were better-looking than most of the girls I met in Prague and Vienna. Some beautiful girls with pretty faces and great bodies, but so many would have looked better with their natural tits and / or without Botox lips. Disappointing to see so many girls walk by looking like they had artillery shells mounted on their chests that don't even jiggle when they walk. Still, something for everyone and there were a number of girls who I thought were very good-looking. I ended up doing 3 half hour sessions with one duo, so 3 nuts, 4 mouths, and 4 vaginas. Each girl was €90 with BBBJ. None of the girls even bothered offering CBJ for €70.
I probably spent close to 6 hours there and enjoyed the range of facilities. Sunday is senior discount day, so only €50 entry. I enjoyed the sauna, pool, hot tub, and the "BBQ party" by the pool (sausage, pork, fries, and a few side dishes. I saw the kino but wasn't interested unless one of the girls wanted to visit with me (none did). Probably took more showers and used more towels than I ever have in one day.
In terms of the girls, I saw a few hanging out in the stairwell with guys at the videogame right outside the lounge, and one or two hanging out on couches in the lounge with guys, but overall they seemed to either be attached to their girlfriends or just sit at the bar looking glum. Very little flirtation other than the girls who come up and ask where you're from and do you want to go upstairs, and they generally weren't the top picks. I was surprised at how little time they were willing to invest to get a guy to spend the money to get a room. I saw one girl I liked standing around and asked her to come sit with me. She said "No, we can stay here. " I asked her to come sit and talk for a minute and we can get a room and she said "No, we can talk here". I told her I was going to sit and walked away. Later I went upstairs with another girl and she was still standing there. She turned down a €90 session because she wouldn't take 5 steps, sit down, and talk for a minute.
Unfortunately that kind of attitude seems typical. It seems like they have an unwritten agreement that the clients have to do everything their way. During my duo I asked the girls to get on their knees so I could see their asses side by side. One girl says "No. I show you my pussy while you fuck my friend doggy". I asked another girl to suck as me while I stood my the side of the bed and she said "No. You lie down and I suck you". I told another girl I wanted to finish doggy and she told me she didn't do doggy. In my life I think I have met one other girl who refused to do doggy, and she was a date (not paid). They all gave good enough BBBJ (one of the girls from the duo was definitely better than the others), and they all fucked well enough (even the one who wouldn't do doggy), but all of the services were professional and businesslike.
Overall the selection of good-looking women and the experience of watching so many girls wandering around naked in high heels is hard to beat, and I certainly have no regrets, but I am still kind of laughing at the attitude I got from so many of them.
If any other first-timers read this, a few things to think about. I walked in with nothing but my wallet. If you are at all shy about walking around in a robe with your dick out, bring a swimsuit or gym shorts. Plenty of guys were wearing them in the lounge, pool, etc. My advice is to not do anything the first hour until you have wandered around, relaxed a bit, and checked out all the options. Don't be afraid to say no or maybe later. When you are ready pick the girl you like; don't let the girls pick you. If there is something you want, be very specific about it. Standard is BBBJ and straight sex. Anything more than that, ask, and definitely don't go for the "we can discuss that in the room", which one girl tried. Expect business-like, professional service, and nothing more. Maybe you will get lucky and find some special girl and fall in love, but don't count on it. Find a girl whose looks turn you on and just enjoy your time getting service from a pretty girl at a reasonable price.
Overall, a very memorable night.
For sure, Berlin worth to visit, but reading below, really not sure Artemis is best for first FKK visit, except if you are into porn. I think many other clubs with more welcoming behavior from girls in Germany. Can still find in Germany full natural girls, mostly Romanians but also few Germans, with lovely behavior.
Well, I wanted the experience and I got the experience LOL. I have no regrets about it. Next trip I won't even pretend to be touring; I will just go to the cities with the best girls.
Well, I wanted the experience and I got the experience LOL. I have no regrets about it. Next trip I won't even pretend to be touring; I will just go to the cities with the best girls.I think Artemis like Sharks now and Globe are clubs to fuck tourists, even Sunday entry seem a good deal. Best value is NRW but better to have a car.
Needless to say, as an American making his first FKK visit the experience was unique.As a fellow American, I can agree that visiting an FKK for the first time is quite eye opening. My first time was as Sharks, and you can read my review here: here (http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3225-FKK-Sharks-Darmstadt&p=2631868&viewfull=1#post2631868).
We really don't have anything close to FKKs in America. Europeans are spoiled for choice in the fuck game.
I've been to Sharks a few times after that first one, and I've also been to Globe Club in Zurich. While an FKK never gets old, I have found myself getting more picky. I always go with the girls who I am the most strongly attracted to, but I also try to match with the ones I vibe with, too. As you said, avoid the girls who approach you. Those are the ones that usually aren't attractive or provide bad service so they have to work extra hard to get bookings. You're also spot on in negotiating everything up front and not waiting until you're in the room. Your negotiating power goes down once you're in a room with a naked girl.
I'll be visiting Germany later this year, and I'm looking forward to experiencing Artemis for the first time and checking out Oase (instead of Sharks) in Frankfurt.
I think Artemis like Sharks now and Globe are clubs to fuck tourists, even Sunday entry seem a good deal. Best value is NRW but better to have a car.So here is the story on the last day of my monger rampage thru Europe. It was a hot sunny day so I went to Artemis FKK to enjoy the pool after having been there last night with great success as there was 1:1 boy, girl ratio. So I bought a swim suit there and went direct to pool. On my way I spot a thin blond who'd easily demand 600,700 in NYC. Let's put it this way. Slim would have blown his load on the spot! I passed on her as I wanted to get to pool but she said to hit her up later. Pool was fantastic. Imagine being at a hotel pool with chicks lying around naked spreading legs to show pussy. Talked to two who tried to get me to do 3 sum but I wanted to lie on the sun and swim. After 90 min I go back to bar but my blond was gone. To my dismay I realized ratio was like 7 men to 1 girl.
Sunday afternoon after all. And worse the girls were a 5 or 6 at best. I passed on all. Back to pool. After 30 min I see my blond. She tells me she has to see a client so come back in 30 min. I come back and no blond. So I wait in dark bar another 30 min pissed off I'm missing pool. Finally she comes out. (Client extended) Go room with her and pinched myself. How can ugly fat me be fucking this?? 30 min 100.
I go. Total cost with taxi 250. Enter fee 100. No regrets.
I have been to Artemis several times, but have always been a little price conscious, so I have only asked for Anal once before.
I have decided to be a lot less price sensitive on my next visit and go only with ladies who do anal. Hence my question: Approximately what is the ratio of Yes / No where anal is concerned?
I have been to Artemis several times, but have always been a little price conscious, so I have only asked for Anal once before. I have decided to be a lot less price sensitive on my next visit and go only with ladies who do anal. Hence my question: Approximately what is the ratio of Yes / No where anal is concerned?I've had a lot of success getting anal in Germany in general. When I first started going approximately 40% of my sessions included anal. But then in the later years the percentage jumped significantly to match my Brazil LAA (Lifetime Anal Average) of 70% of my tutes getting butt fucked during my sessions. I don't have a breakdown by establishment but by country only. That said, some of my most memorable anal sessions of all time occurred at Artemis (as well as throughout Germany).
Go room with her and pinched myself. How can ugly fat me be fucking this?? 30 min 100.
I go. Total cost with taxi 250. Enter fee 100. No regrets.This is the way.
This is why we play the game, eh? We fuck beauties who would be impossible to even inhabit the same room with under normal circumstances.
Money over everything.
Pussy over money.
How can ugly fat me be fucking this??Speak for yourself! LOL!
So here is the story on the last day of my monger rampage thru Europe. It was a hot sunny day so I went to Artemis FKK to enjoy the pool after having been there last night with great success as there was 1:1 boy, girl ratio. So I bought a swim suit there and went direct to pool. On my way I spot a thin blond who'd easily demand 600,700 in NYC. Let's put it this way. Slim would have blown his load on the spot! I passed on her as I wanted to get to pool but she said to hit her up later. Pool was fantastic. Imagine being at a hotel pool with chicks lying around naked spreading legs to show pussy. Talked to two who tried to get me to do 3 sum but I wanted to lie on the sun and swim. After 90 min I go back to bar but my blond was gone. To my dismay I realized ratio was like 7 men to 1 girl.
Sunday afternoon after all. And worse the girls were a 5 or 6 at best. I passed on all. Back to pool. After 30 min I see my blond. She tells me she has to see a client so come back in 30 min. I come back and no blond. So I wait in dark bar another 30 min pissed off I'm missing pool. Finally she comes out. (Client extended) Go room with her and pinched myself. How can ugly fat me be fucking this?? 30 min 100.
I go. Total cost with taxi 250. Enter fee 100. No regrets.In US, your standards are low for beauty, compare to Europe and imagine if You visited deep Russia with most beautiful Caucasians, some wow Tatar and Eurasians. Good if You found a good one for You: no silicon nor tattoes? 100/30 is Ok if FK and BBBJ with a beauty. Bad for You if You feel You are ugly, not good to be confident with women, when I always feel girls are lucky I choose them. In FKK, I often look in mirror, girls telling: You are beautiful.
I think Artemis like Sharks now and Globe are clubs to fuck tourists, even Sunday entry seem a good deal. Best value is NRW but better to have a car.What are the top spots in NRW now? Golden Time and Living Room seem to be a shadow of what they once were.
What are the top spots in NRW now? Golden Time and Living Room seem to be a shadow of what they once were.LR is closed and Bruggen burned. Best quality for me in FKK land, for rooms, sex in garden and few girls is GG, 150/60 for real GFE for me. For some really pretty girls far prettier than at Sharks and Globe, Magnum, even a bit complicated there for rate. For good value for money, Penelope on Friday and Saturday after 7 pm and maybe Samya where management work for girls rate. Better for me than Hessen or Globe.
Intrepid888
10-02-24, 08:08
Haven't been here in a while. Went to Artemis pre-covid and had a great time.
I read that since then things are on a decline.
Am visiting Europe again and thought of swinging by Artemis. Unfortunately, can only do so on a Tues night. Does anyone know how many girls typically will be available on a Tues night?
Also deciding if I should just skip Artemis altogether and head to Sharks instead.
Appreciate any advice!
BlueMoon22
10-02-24, 14:53
Haven't been here in a while. Went to Artemis pre-covid and had a great time.
I read that since then things are on a decline.
Am visiting Europe again and thought of swinging by Artemis. Unfortunately, can only do so on a Tues night. Does anyone know how many girls typically will be available on a Tues night?
Also deciding if I should just skip Artemis altogether and head to Sharks instead.
Appreciate any advice!Are you going to be in Berlin? If you are just going to go for FKK go to Sharks. You can find good girls at Artemis but more at Sharks.
Are you going to be in Berlin? If you are just going to go for FKK go to Sharks. You can find good girls at Artemis but more at Sharks.Mostly average looks now at Sharks, for more expensive than at Artemis. Sharks is for tourist in mind. At least, Berlin is interesting to visit.
Escape Artist
10-03-24, 18:49
Haven't been here in a while. Went to Artemis pre-covid and had a great time.
I read that since then things are on a decline.
Am visiting Europe again and thought of swinging by Artemis. Unfortunately, can only do so on a Tues night. Does anyone know how many girls typically will be available on a Tues night?
Also deciding if I should just skip Artemis altogether and head to Sharks instead.
Appreciate any advice!Less than 50 for sure. Unless you're already visiting Berlin, I don't think going specifically for Artemis is ever warranted. It's more of a, "I'm passing through Berlin, why not check it out?" type of place.
After a few years away I got the chance to pay my first visit to the Artemis on Friday. I arrived about 14.00 and found it pretty quiet. Maybe 20-25 girls and 15 men, the atmosphere was pretty subdued as well. I can remember previous Friday visits where even early in the day it would be really active.
First impressions was that not much has changed. The old locker keys are now electronic fobs and it costs 90 to get in but otherwise it was as I remembered, the main bar still being a total smoke-box.
I drank some coffee and knocked back a few aggressive approaches before deciding it was time for my first session. I saw a really pretty, dark-haired girl sitting at the bar and went to chat. After a few minutes we headed up stairs.
Alex / Alexandria (German and Slovakian I think) She has long dark hair, quite pale complexion, a decent Bush which was unusual for an Artemis girl and enhanced tits but they look and feel incredible and move really naturally. She told me she had only been at The A. For 3 months and was just getting used to the life.
We spent an hour together, no extras just a really great session. She was wonderful company and a definite repeat if I'm ever back.
After a massage and some dinner I went looking for my next target. I saw a really fine blonde walking the floor and grabbed her for a chat and we soon headed upstairs.
Nicole from Czech Republic. Long blonde hair, big natural tits, little bit of a belly. Basically an all round knock-out. We spent over an hour together. She brought her toys and her strap-on and we had a great time. Total with a few extras was 240. Definite repeat and highly recommended.
It was after 19.30 now but still relatively quiet, no wait for rooms, plenty of space in the bar etc. I stayed for a little while enjoying the sites and left just before 20.00.
Other names I picked up Laurena and Laura from Columbia, Emma and a girl with huge circular fake tits with a playboy bunny on her chest.
I don't know if I'll ever get back but if this is my last visit it was a great one.
Thanks for reading.
Less than 50 for sure. Unless you're already visiting Berlin, I don't think going specifically for Artemis is ever warranted. It's more of a, "I'm passing through Berlin, why not check it out?" type of place.Which is your go to FKK for which you won't mind travelling?
BackpackBrian
10-14-24, 03:04
Which is your go to FKK for which you won't mind travelling?I've been doing P4 P trips for 20 years, since I was 25.
If my trip is a Euro trip I always start in Frankfurt with Sharks, Oase, Palace and Mainhatten.
That will get me through my first week.
Then I'll either go to NRW and hit the clubs in Dusseldorf, Cologne, etc where they are a bit cheaper and gems can be found.
The only downside is they aren't fully nude. The girls where lingerie / bikini's, but I can have just as much fun!
If my trip is to Asia, I always start in Bangkok Thailand and then Pattaya after a couple days.
Then I might head to Cambodia and then Vietnam. Not as much P4 P in Vietnam, but the women are beautiful!
I've been doing P4 P trips for 20 years, since I was 25.
If my trip is a Euro trip I always start in Frankfurt with Sharks, Oase, Palace and Mainhatten.
That will get me through my first week.
Then I'll either go to NRW and hit the clubs in Dusseldorf, Cologne, etc where they are a bit cheaper and gems can be found.
The only downside is they aren't fully nude. The girls where lingerie / bikini's, but I can have just as much fun!
If my trip is to Asia, I always start in Bangkok Thailand and then Pattaya after a couple days.
Then I might head to Cambodia and then Vietnam. Not as much P4 P in Vietnam, but the women are beautiful!Vietnam beauties are at a different level, if one likes short, slim, doll type girls. I am so much confused, if I should go to Germany / Switzerland (FKKs), Colombia / Brazil or Vietnam. For me Colombia / Brazil is like finding a needle in a haystack, as I am quite picky in the looks. Whereas in Vietnam you can find likeable girls at every 100 meters.
Also, Colombians / Brazilians were my favourites, but after my trip to Vietnam in Jun-2024, it changed me a lot. I found my type of girls in bulk there.
Helllo Punters. I am planning to visit Germany specially to experience FKK clubs. Looking that it would be winter, will there be decent action or should I cancel my trip?
MaverickWagi
10-16-24, 02:18
I was on a trip to Berlin and ended up going to Artemis last Thursday and Friday. I had five sessions in two days. The 30 min pricing is $70 basic (suck and fuck with all covered), $90 (owo+fuck). Many girls are not willing to kiss and not allow pussy licking even for 90430. I found it interesting because they are willing to suck men's dick w / o cover, but are not willing to kiss. Not sure the logic here. Well anyway. Another thing that I dislike is that some are not fully naked (with panty hose on or something alike) and will not take off during sessions. Anyway, here is what I had:
Thu:
Nicole from Cezch: A very busty girl with fake blond hair. The session was ok. She doesn't do kissing and pussy licking, so I went the basic 70 Euro all covered.
Ginger from Malta: great body. We had 90430. She didn't do kissing but allowed pussy licking. The session was pretty good.
Samy (or Jennifer? I forgot her name) from Croatia: The best session among the three. 90430. She did light kissing and allowed pussy licking. We had great time together.
Fri:
Marianna from Romania: she has great ass but tried to rush. No kissing and pussy licking, so I told her to only do 70430. After getting a covered BJ, I told her to do doggie position. She laid on her stomach, and I came in from her rear. About 5 minutes in, she said she's tired and couldn't hold the position (what the heck? Then she said I need to finish in missionary, but my cock couldn't get hard at this point. She took the cover off and jerked me off. This is the worst session at Artemis (but not the worst for this trip which is in FKKSunshine).
Lena from Hamburg, DE: She is even more busty than Nicole. She is good lay but didn't do kissing and pussy licking. 90430 with owo and doggie to finish. Perhaps she was tired or something, she didn't show too much interest but got the job done anyway.
Overall, from good to bad, this is the order: Samy, Ginger, Nicole, Lena, Marianna. I still think Artemis is the best FKK I visited (shark, samya, sunshine, golden time), but my lung is still recovering from all the 2nd hand smoke around bar area.
Easiest way to make cum WGs is on clit, some don t want because pimp or BF, some are funny: looking, like thinking what are You doing, then when they feel, letting go, then saying thank You and kissing like a GF after. Good game and they don t look You like others after.
Easiest way to make cum WGs is on clit, some don t want because pimp or BF, some are funny: looking, like thinking what are You doing, then when they feel, letting go, then saying thank You and kissing like a GF after. Good game and they don t look You like others after.But some are kaput after. I remember some of my regulars telling: I can't work now after you and taking long time after our rooms, sometimes 45/60 mn, before returning to business, but we repeated. Also a pretty, natural one at Oase, who had big pain after cumming, so I told her: tell me just before, but she couldn't control and almost cried after orgasm, same like some have very painful period. Some multiorgasmic, a German explaining me how to make her squirting, when she felt my DATY.
I paid the 90 EUR entry fee and walked into Artemis with high hopes. However, I left disappointed.
Miriam.
Cost: 140 EUR (90 EUR basic service and 50 EUR for CIM).
Physical: Tall and very attractive Romanian spinner with blonde hair.
Notes: Didn't like it when I squeezed her ass. Said she was skinny and that she didn't want me to break her. Rode me in reverse cowgirl, and I enjoyed the view. Did doggy, but she only let me go halfway in and stopped after a few strokes. I laid down, and she gave me a BBBJ until I erupted into her mouth. She spat my was on the towel and the bed and exclaimed that I filled her mouth with a liter.
Dahlia.
Cost: 100 EUR (special pricing).
Physical: Fairly tall Romanian brunette, very attractive.
Notes: Used to work at Sharks. Said that my dick was too big to fuck her. Offered to do 140 EUR for CIM, I said that I didn't want to pay 140 EUR and not fuck. She said she would do 100 EUR for CIM but to not tell anyone because she's supposed to fuck all of her customers. Had her get into 69 so I could see her pretty pussy (assuring her I wouldn't lick it). Rubbed her asshole and pussy while she gave me a BBBJ. She got tired after a while and then got back between my legs. Sucked and I then started jacking myself off. I told her I was about to cum, and she leaned over and sucked me catching my load in her mouth. She said I gave her a half liter. Dahlia asked me to wish her many Asian customers. [Deleted by Admin]
Yasmine.
Cost: 90 EUR.
Physical: Romanian, Skinny with lots of tattoos and obvious man mades. Too much with the lip injections but had a very sexy body. Fake breasts felt like water balloons.
Notes: Gave the best head of the night. She would run her tongue over my frenulum when she was sucking my dick. Rode me in cowgirl. Said I had to go slow in doggy, but once I got going she let me pound her, and she seemed to really like it. Was preserving my nut so I didn't cum.
Mikki.
Cost: 140 EUR.
Physical: Moldovan spinner with small breasts and nice nipples. Very attractive.
Session Summary: LFK DFK BBBJ BLS CG RCG K9 MISH CIM.
Notes: Best session of the night. She rode me, we did missionary, and I wanted to do doggy but she would only lay on her side and let me enter her from behind. She said she had an orgasm this way. Let me pound her pretty hard. Busted in her mouth. Gave me great eye contact throughout the session.
Having been to Sharks in Frankfurt and Globe in Zurich, I can say that both are way better than Artemis. Artemis is a small facility with poor food, and the fact that no kissing is allowed was terrible. Also, the girls all had the same formula: no kissing, suck me hard, put on a condom, try to get me to cum as soon as possible.
If I ever go to Artemis again, I will avoid the Romanians and go with the Moldovans, Bulgarians, and other countries.
A couple of days later I went to Royal Bordell and fucked Linda (https://royalgirl.de/profil/linda-traum-der-lust/) and July Sun (https://royalgirl.de/profil/july-sun-erotiksternchen/). I later found out that July Sun used to be a true porn star with many videos of her. She loved anal, and I couldn't believe that I went to Europe and almost fucked a porn star in the ass in multiple positions.
I wish I would have fucked more girls at Royal Bordell than at Artemis. At Royal, kissing seemed to be standard, and the sex seemed more natural. They both licked my balls which is something that none of the girls at Artemis did. I came in Linda and July Sun's mouths, and even anal was cheaper than at Artemis. While Dahlia asked for more Asian and Indian men, July Sun said she preferred Black men because she liked big dicks.
VonderJohn
11-24-24, 02:43
Is it correct to argue that most of the top quality girls of Artemis (especially the German ones), have left Artemis to OnlyFans, where they could make much more money, in a shorter time, with much less effort?
Is it correct to argue that most of the top quality girls of Artemis (especially the German ones), have left Artemis to OnlyFans, where they could make much more money, in a shorter time, with much less effort?Hopefully they don't become victims of "digital violence against women". It's a huge problem nowadays and not a fantastic war against these monsters called men.
... While Dahlia asked for more Asian and Indian men, July Sun said she preferred Black men because she liked big dicks.This is a very sad destiny brother. Being discriminated by these women who actually need protection without knowing something about it, only because you are a man of colour carrying a huge huge piece of meat around. Hope your feelings are not hurt to much brother. I mean you know and I know, men are only human looking for some club love in this world of warlords and religious God idiots who only want to destroy what they hate.
Tip them girls next time, like you are a lobbyist in German Bundestag, where you find the big money professionals.
Nice realistic report.
This is a very sad destiny brother. Being discriminated by these women who actually need protection without knowing something about it, only because you are a man of colour carrying a huge huge piece of meat around. Hope your feelings are not hurt to much brother. I mean you know and I know, men are only human looking for some club love in this world of warlords and religious God idiots who only want to destroy what they hate. Tip them girls next time, like you are a lobbyist in German Bundestag, where you find the big money professionals. Nice realistic report.And some don't like men of color for the same reason. Dick too big! Hurts. Especially in the anus!
This is a very sad destiny brother. Being discriminated by these women who actually need protection without knowing something about it, only because you are a man of colour carrying a huge huge piece of meat around. Hope your feelings are not hurt to much brother. I mean you know and I know, men are only human looking for some club love in this world of warlords and religious God idiots who only want to destroy what they hate.
Tip them girls next time, like you are a lobbyist in German Bundestag, where you find the big money professionals.
Nice realistic report.I am just curious how PumDiPum is not being clearly argumentative. I honestly don't even know why I was accessed a point for being so. If The Cane remembers the post I made that got deleted on the San Jose forum I am curious what I wrote. Argumentative can be a broad brush. It seems like a catch all phrase for something someone says that someone doesn't like. On the FKK general info forum he was calling people monsters.
I am just curious how PumDiPum is not being clearly argumentative. I honestly don't even know why I was accessed a point for being so. If The Cane remembers the post I made that got deleted on the San Jose forum I am curious what I wrote. Argumentative can be a broad brush. It seems like a catch all phrase for something someone says that someone doesn't like. On the FKK general info forum he was calling people monsters.I think I figured out. It is the part about making posts directed at other forum members or membership in general. Anyway calling forum members monsters with penises in the lounge and chat area falls under that umbrella.
I might make a visit but it would need to be on a Thursday in the early afternoon (around 1-3 pm maybe). I realize my choice of girls will be less. Any recommendations on girls that typically work during this time or ones to avoid? Any ideal places to sit? I remember a pretty detailed map in the sharks forum when I visited there last year.
Ideally, I like the young petite type but it's probably more important for her to not be and actually have some energy and willing to do BBBJCIM.
I am just curious how PumDiPum is not being clearly argumentative. I honestly don't even know why I was accessed a point for being so. If The Cane remembers the post I made that got deleted on the San Jose forum I am curious what I wrote. Argumentative can be a broad brush. It seems like a catch all phrase for something someone says that someone doesn't like. On the FKK general info forum he was calling people monsters.
I think I figured out. It is the part about making posts directed at other forum members or membership in general. Anyway calling forum members monsters with penises in the lounge and chat area falls under that umbrella.The mod police loves me or not or I have way too many points so far. LOL. (Illegal hard return. LOL).
You are not close enough. Try to think again, maybe with another brain, a non monster brain. LOL again.
Greetings from the femininity meetings.
I'm hoping to the to The A. This week. Anyone know if Nicole from Czech Republic or Alex (andria) German / Slovackian are working these days? Thanks.
Last time I visited Artemis Ginger saw me as I walked through the door and insisted that I had sex with her later while I was still fully clothed on my way to the changing room. I must have made an impression on her even though my previous visit was over 12 months ago.
Ginger from Malta: great body. We had 90430. She didn't do kissing but allowed pussy licking.
Friday 7th of March
It was a really nice spring day in Berlin so where better to spend time than in a dark, smokey room. I got to the club about 13.00. It was pretty quiet but there were some fine looking woman working.
I spotted Alex at her usual spot at the end of the bar and after a quick catch-up we headed upstairs.
Alex.
This was a really nice, slow GFE session. Alex is great company, a really good kisser and the sex was fantastic. I really like her look, the long dark hair really does it for me. She has stretch marks on her stomach which she keeps hidden with underwear but I find them really sexy.
Anyway, we spent an hour together and I had a great time. And I would repeat for sure.
After a bit of time I wanted to go again. I knocked back a few approachs but got talking to Alina at the bar. She has long dark hair and loads of tattoos ('No Mercy' across her chest, a large skull above her pussy and many more). Her list of extras covered pretty much every fetish; fisting, golden showers, hard domination. Something for everyone really. So we went upstairs.
Alina.
We had a great hour together. She brought her dildos and strap-on and I had an awesome time. If you're looking for a proper PSE Alina is highly recommended. No kissing but everything else is on the menu, at a price of course. We spent an hour together with extras came to 300. Expensive but well worth it.
By 18.00 or so it was starting to get a little busy, there were loads of stunners in the main bar but it didn't feel like a regular Friday. Some of the girls were saying there was a convention on last week so it was busy Monday to Thursday.
For my 3rd session I fancied something different. There were a couple of really curvy, MILF types working now. And after quick chat with one we headed upstairs.
? from Colombia.
I'm sure she told me her name but I can't remember it right now. She was quite short, big natural tits, big ass and a little older than most of the other women working. Probably mid 30's. If you imagine the classic porn 'MILF' this is her.
I really enjoyed this session. 30 minutes with no fancy stuff. Just a really excellent BBBJ and a long shag. Her very vocal, Spanish dirty-talk really got me going. And it was a great way to finish the day.
Lots of fun and a definite repeat.
Until next time, thanks for reading.
Friday 7th of March
It was a really nice spring day in Berlin so where better to spend time than in a dark, smokey room. I got to the club about 13.00. It was pretty quiet but there were some fine looking woman working.
I spotted Alex at her usual spot at the end of the bar and after a quick catch-up we headed upstairs.
Alex.
This was a really nice, slow GFE session. Alex is great company, a really good kisser and the sex was fantastic. I really like her look, the long dark hair really does it for me. She has stretch marks on her stomach which she keeps hidden with underwear but I find them really sexy.
Anyway, we spent an hour together and I had a great time. And I would repeat for sure.
After a bit of time I wanted to go again. I knocked back a few approachs but got talking to Alina at the bar. She has long dark hair and loads of tattoos ('No Mercy' across her chest, a large skull above her pussy and many more). Her list of extras covered pretty much every fetish; fisting, golden showers, hard domination. Something for everyone really. So we went upstairs.
Alina.
We had a great hour together. She brought her dildos and strap-on and I had an awesome time. If you're looking for a proper PSE Alina is highly recommended. No kissing but everything else is on the menu, at a price of course. We spent an hour together with extras came to 300. Expensive but well worth it.
By 18.00 or so it was starting to get a little busy, there were loads of stunners in the main bar but it didn't feel like a regular Friday. Some of the girls were saying there was a convention on last week so it was busy Monday to Thursday.
For my 3rd session I fancied something different. There were a couple of really curvy, MILF types working now. And after quick chat with one we headed upstairs.
? from Colombia.
I'm sure she told me her name but I can't remember it right now. She was quite short, big natural tits, big ass and a little older than most of the other women working. Probably mid 30's. If you imagine the classic porn 'MILF' this is her.
I really enjoyed this session. 30 minutes with no fancy stuff. Just a really excellent BBBJ and a long shag. Her very vocal, Spanish dirty-talk really got me going. And it was a great way to finish the day.
Lots of fun and a definite repeat.
Until next time, thanks for reading.Extremely useful report. I'll be there in a few weeks and fancy trying Alina! Good description, I seem to remeber seeing her. There used to be a Milfy German, with some nice abs, pretty much straight GF sex, occasionally anal if you were early enough in the evening.
I'll be there in a few weeks and fancy trying Alina!Note: she's usually working in day shift, leaving sometimes on time at 8 pm.
Been to Artemis a few times already this year, and I have to say, the place is almost back to its old groove from before Corona. Of course it will never be exactly the same anymore like in 2014 or 15, because some of the girls are still there from that time, and have grown older. But now the dominance of siliconised, tattooed porn starlets is not absolute anymore. There are some really fine, beautiful, natural, some even stunning young ladies. And service can be really nice, if you don't expect DFK which just doesn't fit the institution (this is a place to efficiently provide male orgasms after all in the first place). 70 + 20 for OWO is still a very decent rate to start with, especially compared to Vienna. And from what I observed business is going well. There is really nothing like being part of such an evening when it slowly gains pace, and soon you have to queue for rooms, which is always a nice time to flirt a little.
Been to Artemis a few times already this year, and I have to say, the place is almost back to its old groove from before Corona. Of course it will never be exactly the same anymore like in 2014 or 15, because some of the girls are still there from that time, and have grown older. But now the dominance of siliconised, tattooed porn starlets is not absolute anymore. There are some really fine, beautiful, natural, some even stunning young ladies. And service can be really nice, if you don't expect DFK which just doesn't fit the institution (this is a place to efficiently provide male orgasms after all in the first place). 70 + 20 for OWO is still a very decent rate to start with, especially compared to Vienna. And from what I observed business is going well. There is really nothing like being part of such an evening when it slowly gains pace, and soon you have to queue for rooms, which is always a nice time to flirt a little.70/90 if really 30 mn is not bad rate with a real beauty, but no FK is a big miss for quality. What about DATY? Standard or other miss?
Been to Artemis a few times already this year, and I have to say, the place is almost back to its old groove from before Corona. Of course it will never be exactly the same anymore like in 2014 or 15, because some of the girls are still there from that time, and have grown older. But now the dominance of siliconised, tattooed porn starlets is not absolute anymore. There are some really fine, beautiful, natural, some even stunning young ladies. And service can be really nice, if you don't expect DFK which just doesn't fit the institution (this is a place to efficiently provide male orgasms after all in the first place). 70 + 20 for OWO is still a very decent rate to start with, especially compared to Vienna. And from what I observed business is going well. There is really nothing like being part of such an evening when it slowly gains pace, and soon you have to queue for rooms, which is always a nice time to flirt a little.Thanks for a very welcome update. I'm not from Germany and have avoided FKK land for the past year or so whilst pursuing our sport in other parts of the World. But Artemis was my first, and my favourite FKK. Sure it doesn't have the grounds of Oase, World or even Sharks, but I love the small gym for a workout between sessions, have always enjoyed the indoor pool as well as the outdoor one. Though they really should upgrade the outdoors to create a better vibe. Even placing plants around the upper and lower levels. The food has never been great but I love the club being split on the two floors before heading up that spiral staircase. Great news that the LU has improved. Had I read this before flying into NRW and now being in FRA I would have gone to Berlin first. Its far more appealing as a City for non-mongering activity than FRA or NRW. I will add Artemis back on the "go to " list.
70/90 if really 30 mn is not bad rate with a real beauty, but no FK is a big miss for quality. What about DATY? Standard or other miss?DATY I never try at FKK.
DATY I never try at FKK.Easiest way to make cum girls and then, I love their reaction, behavior, quite interesting.
What about DATY? Standard or other miss?No standard. Some girls allow, some not.
Alina.
I had specifically gotten to Artemis early enough to see Alina having been forewarned about her schedule by Pharisaer (much thanks). Sadly she told me when I saw her walking through the club she was booked for a 90 minute session and that was her last.
Winston had recommended a South American MILF in his post and I struck out finding anyone looking like her and after my third tour round the floor even the girls were yelling out: " Are you sure you are in the right place. This is a sex club? ".
I decided to take the next girl who I saw and found a rather attractive Ro with very typical features (slender / dark hair / store bought breasts). She assured me she was best at oral. 90? 4 30 Very good OWO but since it was my 4th night in a row of mighty oral aerobics as part of my wellness routine it would have taken some major skills to get 5 stars. If she told me her name I'd say something with a D. Maybe Dahlia or Davora. I asked her a second time in the room but she put my penis in her mouth as she was saying it and now it's all Dahamamam. Finished in mish with no special fireworks. But she gave me a light massage for a few minutes after and tried to get me to expend for another 30 by focusing her efforts between my legs and on my ass.
I wanted to stay but had promised to meet a civilian for a drink at the hotel post her Berlin theatre show. So I needed to save a tiny bit of energy Fine night but easily interchangeable with so many FKK visits across the country.
No standard. Some girls allow, some not.So, You have to ask for FK, DATY? Feeling like a beggar. At Sharks, when bad casting, I had to choose a very beautiful Romanian, but behaving like what I call a little Romanian in club. Rare beauty, full natural with 0 tattoo and piercing, in bed, she really did let go for DATY til her very real orgasmus. Interesting, more than her limited vagina, even taller than 1,70, but I m too big now for Romanians new generation, so I target Germans, Italians or ex USSR. Funny how some of these WGs don t refuse to get pleasure. Some with chicken skin, hardening nipples or clit, some almost squirting.
ARTEMiS Berlin.
I visited ARTEMiS on a Saturday afternoon, many girls, many men, but not all men are active, they just sit around if they have done their deed, and they're just enjoying sitting and watching the scene.
I went with Maggae from Hamburg, short black hair, beautiful tattoos, one shows "81", no jutting tits.
Once in the room, she told me that ARTEMiS has more rules than others, and she was not too playful. She also said she does not like to be asked private questions about herself. My best part was not getting too hard after these restrictions. 70 Euro was agreed for 1/2 hour. But for 30 Euro more, she would remove the condom for the blow.
Her blow was good, but too short. She spoke dirty to me and looked at me beautifully, all the time, deeply into my eyes.
She wanted to get f*cked hard, but still, my best part was not getting too hard; I did not come.
I also take all kind of shit for my heart: Atorvastin / Ezetimibe / Ramipril / Clopidogrel and maybe this is disturbing my erection?
But such a cute girl, I told her I envy her boyfriend.
A cute, intelligent girl, but I was not so much at ease with her. On the way out, she remarked, "You are crazy!" I replied to her, "Same to you. " Later, I approached her at the bar, but she was not interested in talking further with me. That's it!!
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Later I talked with petite Cleopatra from Bulgaria, small tits, small body, my taste.
But I finally went with a tall and slim blonde Victoria from Moscow. Can I call her Fucktoria?
She was easy-going, she liked me dancing to the techno sound, and she had a model face. She was a perfect beauty for me.
Session was 90 Euro, Blowjob was great with her and she said for 50 Euro more I can come in her mouth. She made me come, she knew how to do it, and I was happy. It has been a long time since something like this happened to me, actually a year ago in Nairobi. In between she was riding me good with her small pussy.
I don't come easily, but she managed well, I am not young any more! I love the way she looked at me all the time in my face and eyes while blowing me.
Both girls were great, but only the 2nd could make me come. So I realised again how important is a girls attitude to make me cum. Actually, I have always had a good experience with Russian girls, always.
I told her she could be a model, but she opposed the idea that her size is 169 cm and that she is missing 1 cm, which is too short to qualify as a model.
She travelled a lot, even to Peru and Australia. I told her if she wants my phone number, once she comes to my area, but she said the club restricts her from accepting phone numbers. So it would be a good idea to prepare a small piece of paper that can be slipped between the bills when payment is done later. In case there is a need for this.
I would like to go back to this place, but unfortunately, I live far away from Berlin.
ARTEMiS Berlin.
I visited ARTEMiS on a Saturday afternoon, many girls, many men, but not all men are active, they just sit around if they have done their deed, and they're just enjoying sitting and watching the scene.
I went with Maggae from Hamburg, short black hair, beautiful tattoos, one shows "81", no jutting tits.
Once in the room, she told me that ARTEMiS has more rules than others, and she was not too playful. She also said she does not like to be asked private questions about herself. My best part was not getting too hard after these restrictions. 70 Euro was agreed for 1/2 hour. But for 30 Euro more, she would remove the condom for the blow.
Her blow was good, but too short. She spoke dirty to me and looked at me beautifully, all the time, deeply into my eyes.
She wanted to get f*cked hard, but still, my best part was not getting too hard; I did not come.
I also take all kind of shit for my heart: Atorvastin / Ezetimibe / Ramipril / Clopidogrel and maybe this is disturbing my erection?
But such a cute girl, I told her I envy her boyfriend.
A cute, intelligent girl, but I was not so much at ease with her. On the way out, she remarked, "You are crazy!" I replied to her, "Same to you. " Later, I approached her at the bar, but she was not interested in talking further with me. That's it!!.Yes, 1,69 is too short for modeling. Supermodels have to be more than 1,77 bare feet.
First time at Artemis last Friday afternoon from 14 h00 to 18 h00.
Location wise it is great, short walking distance from S bahn Westkreuz which is in the center of Berlin. Far easier access than Fkks around the Frankfurt area.
Lady at the reception is friendly, smiling and explains everything slowly. The lockers and showers are compact but definitely cleaner than Fkks in Frankfurt.
Entered the smoking lounge where the girls are at 14 h00 and there was less than 10 girls with maybe only 2 that were doable and the rest terrible overweight girls with horrible tattoos here and there. Have never seen such a bad line up at Frankfurt Fkks before, the girls were really not girls anymore and seriously badly overweight. Wouldn't even do them for free.
Left the lounge quickly as it also had that terrible smoke smell and went downstairs to the Kino. Nice to see one as I think there is no more Kino in Frankfurt Fkks. Have had some great experience getting sucked while watching porn and find it disappointing that there is no more such place in the Frankfurt Fkks. But unfortunately there was nothing going on there so went to take a nap at the welness area.
Went back for a tour every hour and so and number of girls rose slowly but not the level.
At 18 h00 when I decided to leave, there was only one girl that attracted me as she was the only young one with natural look and no tattoo. All the rest really looked old and vulgar. What a letdown. Left balls full and highly frustrated.
I know that afternoons can be limited in terms of line up but this seriously was just plain terrible. And the fact girls mostly stay in the smoking lounge is also a big letdown for me, the atmosphere in that lounge is just horrible and it s difficutl to stay in that lounge while breathing all that second hand smoke.
Johnnnnn62
05-14-25, 22:44
Guys do you know if it is possible to go to the cinema with the girl having a blowjob there and then continue for the rest in a room?
Guys do you know if it is possible to go to the cinema with the girl having a blowjob there and then continue for the rest in a room?Yes, you can. I've done it a few times in the downstairs cinema and the main room one and then upstairs to finish. Just tell the girl in advance.
I am planning my first visit to Artemis! Can more expert mongers advise me:
1. If I speak German to the girls, do I use the informal (duzen) or formal (seizen)?
2. How likely am I to find an Asian girl (I know, I know, but the heart wants what it wants.)?
3. Any other rules of etiquette to follow?
I am planning my first visit to Artemis! Can more expert mongers advise me:
1. If I speak German to the girls, do I use the informal (duzen) or formal (seizen)?
2. How likely am I to find an Asian girl (I know, I know, but the heart wants what it wants.)?
3. Any other rules of etiquette to follow?No need to use any formal language with the girls.
Almost no chance to meet an asian girl there, mostly big Romanian tatooed silicone girls and some odd big black girls.
Only rule is to make sure to agree about price and service before going to the room and to avoid any issues, don't let them blow your dick unless you are OK to go with them. Best is not to be too touchy unless you are thinking of giving it the go to the girl.
What is the real reputation of Chinese / Asian tourists at FKK? How do the women treat them differently? Are the Chinese / Asian men generally respectful to the ladies and visitors?
In Western Europe, many places, bad (or culturally ill-informed) behavior by Chinese tourists have soured local interactions with Asians. Versus Asians in Eastern European are often treated really kindly, there's a positive relationship between long established Vietnamese communities in Eastern Europe (Poland, Czech, even Ukraine), where there are also fewer Asian tourists.
What is the real reputation of Chinese / Asian tourists at FKK? How do the women treat them differently? Are the Chinese / Asian men generally respectful to the ladies and visitors?
In Western Europe, many places, bad (or culturally ill-informed) behavior by Chinese tourists have soured local interactions with Asians. Versus Asians in Eastern European are often treated really kindly, there's a positive relationship between long established Vietnamese communities in Eastern Europe (Poland, Czech, even Ukraine), where there are also fewer Asian tourists.I don't know if Chinese / Asian men treat the girls respectfully but they are the prime target of most girls in FKK.
Most girls like to deal with Asians because they seldom discuss the price, supposedly have smaller dicks and suposedly come faster than other men. So they are the perfect customers for the girls.
I don't know if Chinese / Asian men treat the girls respectfully but they are the prime target of most girls in FKK.
Most girls like to deal with Asians because they seldom discuss the price, supposedly have smaller dicks and suposedly come faster than other men. So they are the perfect customers for the girls.It's about closing the sale. I've seen it often enough: girls descend on SE Asian clients and they quickly say yes. Whether it's a lack of willingness to negotiate or an eagerness to enjoy. I've seen it in clubsq from NYC to across Africa. First girl to the party gets the cash! They aren't the only clients who say yes quickly. It's not like club girls don't jump on guys when they first hit the club but it seems more intense with some "types"!
It's about closing the sale. I've seen it often enough: girls descend on SE Asian clients and they quickly say yes. Whether it's a lack of willingness to negotiate or an eagerness to enjoy. I've seen it in clubsq from NYC to across Africa. First girl to the party gets the cash! They aren't the only clients who say yes quickly. It's not like club girls don't jump on guys when they first hit the club but it seems more intense with some "types"!I saw a girl at Palace "process" an Asian client in literally 5 minutes! I timed them from the moment they left for the room until they appeared back in the main area. Five minutes! I have talked to some unscrupulous tutes who admitted to me that they prey on Asian clients to earn easy money (that was at Samya). An Asian guy walked in and immediately one of the blonde Romanians I was chatting with was right on him, and immediately they were off to the room (she looked back at me grinning and winked). The Cane don't play that!
I saw a girl at Palace "process" an Asian client in literally 5 minutes! I timed them from the moment they left for the room until they appeared back in the main area. Five minutes! I have talked to some unscrupulous tutes who admitted to me that they prey on Asian clients to earn easy money (that was at Samya). An Asian guy walked in and immediately one of the blonde Romanians I was chatting with was right on him, and immediately they were off to the room (she looked back at me grinning and winked). The Cane don't play that!At Sharks, jungle for rates, I know a Chinese, living working in Germany, who negotiate more than me to get 100€ rooms, when I prefer to play with my talent than grocery negotiation.
I saw a girl at Palace "process" an Asian client in literally 5 minutes! I timed them from the moment they left for the room until they appeared back in the main area. Five minutes! I have talked to some unscrupulous tutes who admitted to me that they prey on Asian clients to earn easy money (that was at Samya). An Asian guy walked in and immediately one of the blonde Romanians I was chatting with was right on him, and immediately they were off to the room (she looked back at me grinning and winked). The Cane don't play that!I suppose it balances out. There are days when no matter how hard she sweats, it take the entire time to get the guy to explode. But yeah. 5 minutes from opening line to closing the sale. And if she's lucky. Another 5 in the back room and she's back on the floor. Throwing the hook back into pond for the next fish.
This seems to be especially true in the larger clubs where the pond is well stocked- regardless of the clients race! One advantage of the smaller clubs is that it's usually less rushed.
BTW. I'm still dreaming of the tall brunette who spent 2 hours going down on the old guy in the common area of Globe. Stopping only to go to the bar to get him another cocktail (no pun intended)! I mean I'm also impressed with his stamina. Although I don't know if taking two hours to pop is somehow envious? I'm planning on stopping there this fall.
I hope to be at the Artemis on Friday. Anyone know if Alina or Nicole are working?
I hope to be at the Artemis on Friday. Anyone know if Alina or Nicole are working?To answer my own question, yes. Both were present.
I got to the Artemis around 13.00 on Friday, it was a beautiful day in Berlin so I was looking forward to spending some time at the outdoor area for the first time.
After getting changed and heading into the bar and then downstairs I was surprised at how empty it was. Maybe 5 women in the bar and the same number of men. But when I went outside I realized where the action was. There were 10 or more women in and around the pool, some swimming and some sunbathing. There were some absolute stunners there and it was an amazing site to see all these naked women just hanging out.
I chilled for a bit. Then after a little chat headed upstairs with Nicki.
Nicki
She was short and curvy, big tits and a massive ass. Maybe a BBL? - but I really liked her vibe. And we had a real nice time together. No frills just some good sex. Kissing included. Her curves really did it for me. Great start to the day and a probable repeat.
Soon after I spotted one of my targets for the day. Alina was at the pool wearing a bucket hat that made her really noticeable. And after a quick catch-up we headed upstairs.
Alina
This was an hour long session and a lot of fun. She brought her strap-on and some other dildos and she really knew how to use them. My favourite current girl and a definite repeat.
It was late afternoon now and I was looking for someone new for my next trip upstairs. I noticed a stunning, dark-haired girl walking the bar who looked just my type so stopped her to talk.
Candy (Kandy?) from Hamburg
Candy is a short girl. Maybe 5 foot. With incredible pierced tits and a really pretty face. Tattoos include 'yes Daddy' on her stomach and 'good boy' on the back of her legs. She has those long fake nails some girls wear and was wearing a lot of body jewelry, like a chain around her middle.
Started with BBBJ and her tongue piercing was put to good use. I had a great time and should have stayed longer than 30 minutes. 100% repeat.
After a swim and some dinner I got chatting with Laura from Colombia, a short and curvy MILF-type who was nice to talk to so we headed upstairs.
Laura from Colombia
I enjoyed my time with her, lots of kissing and her ass looked great but the constant up-selling got really annoying. And after 20 minutes I decided not to finish. Not a great time but I've had worse and not finishing meant I was hungry for one last girl.
And lastly I spotted my other target for the day - Nicole from Czechia. Her blonde hair and massive tits really do it for me. We headed upstairs and had a great time. No kissing but otherwise a great end to the day. Nicole is a lot of fun and I'd probably repeat.
This was the first time I saw the outdoor area in the Summer and when it's in full bloom and full of nakedness it's a wonderful site.
5 sessions, 1 with one of my favourite girls there and 1 new addition to the repeat-list. A great day all round.
Thanks for reading.
No need to use any formal language with the girls.
Almost no chance to meet an asian girl there, mostly big Romanian tatooed silicone girls and some odd big black girls.
Only rule is to make sure to agree about price and service before going to the room and to avoid any issues, don't let them blow your dick unless you are OK to go with them. Best is not to be too touchy unless you are thinking of giving it the go to the girl.Many thanks! Also:
1. Is it Ok / normal to chat with the other guys in the FKK?
2. What's the tipping expectation (above and beyond the agreed-upon price)?
3. Can I assume condom use is expected?
Many thanks! Also:
1. Is it Ok / normal to chat with the other guys in the FKK?
2. What's the tipping expectation (above and beyond the agreed-upon price)?
3. Can I assume condom use is expected?1. Yes it s very normal to chat with other guys, most of the time guys in FKK are very willing to share info about the girls too.
2. No need to tip above the agreed price unless the girl was a real gem. The girls who will ask for tips are usually not the best ones.
3. Yes condom is a must for FS but not for BJ.
Do the rooms have airconditioning nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in many years now but will probably go to Berlin later this summer and might visit Artemis then, but if there aren't any ACs in the rooms I may skip it as I don't enjoy too much heat.
Do the rooms have airconditioning nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in many years now but will probably go to Berlin later this summer and might visit Artemis then, but if there aren't any ACs in the rooms I may skip it as I don't enjoy too much heat.Ceiling fans and open windows only, no AC.
Do the rooms have airconditioning nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in many years now but will probably go to Berlin later this summer and might visit Artemis then, but if there aren't any ACs in the rooms I may skip it as I don't enjoy too much heat.No aircondition at all, but in the main bar (if turned on by the staff).
I have this afternoon been to Artemis. Saw Lina for 30 minutes.
She is pretty, have a nice smile and large natural breasts.
But even better she has some very effective hands and knows how to use them.
Add a very friendly and very serviceminded attitude, and you have close to the perfect experience.
Today was definitely the best session I have ever had at Artemis.
As simple as that..
To answer my own question, yes. Both were present.
I got to the Artemis around 13.00 on Friday, it was a beautiful day in Berlin so I was looking forward to spending some time at the outdoor area for the first time.
After getting changed and heading into the bar and then downstairs I was surprised at how empty it was. Maybe 5 women in the bar and the same number of men. But when I went outside I realized where the action was. There were 10 or more women in and around the pool, some swimming and some sunbathing. There were some absolute stunners there and it was an amazing site to see all these naked women just hanging out.
I chilled for a bit. Then after a little chat headed upstairs with Nicki.
Nicki
She was short and curvy, big tits and a massive ass. Maybe a BBL? - but I really liked her vibe. And we had a real nice time together. No frills just some good sex. Kissing included. Her curves really did it for me. Great start to the day and a probable repeat.
Soon after I spotted one of my targets for the day. Alina was at the pool wearing a bucket hat that made her really noticeable. And after a quick catch-up we headed upstairs.
Alina
This was an hour long session and a lot of fun. She brought her strap-on and some other dildos and she really knew how to use them. My favourite current girl and a definite repeat.
It was late afternoon now and I was looking for someone new for my next trip upstairs. I noticed a stunning, dark-haired girl walking the bar who looked just my type so stopped her to talk.
Candy (Kandy?) from Hamburg
Candy is a short girl. Maybe 5 foot. With incredible pierced tits and a really pretty face. Tattoos include 'yes Daddy' on her stomach and 'good boy' on the back of her legs. She has those long fake nails some girls wear and was wearing a lot of body jewelry, like a chain around her middle.
Started with BBBJ and her tongue piercing was put to good use. I had a great time and should have stayed longer than 30 minutes. 100% repeat.
After a swim and some dinner I got chatting with Laura from Colombia, a short and curvy MILF-type who was nice to talk to so we headed upstairs.
Laura from Colombia
I enjoyed my time with her, lots of kissing and her ass looked great but the constant up-selling got really annoying. And after 20 minutes I decided not to finish. Not a great time but I've had worse and not finishing meant I was hungry for one last girl.
And lastly I spotted my other target for the day - Nicole from Czechia. Her blonde hair and massive tits really do it for me. We headed upstairs and had a great time. No kissing but otherwise a great end to the day. Nicole is a lot of fun and I'd probably repeat.
This was the first time I saw the outdoor area in the Summer and when it's in full bloom and full of nakedness it's a wonderful site.
5 sessions, 1 with one of my favourite girls there and 1 new addition to the repeat-list. A great day all round.
Thanks for reading.Firstly thanks for an excellent current report. Made me want to head back to my favourite FKK club to which I've not returned for 2 years! What are current rates for 30 minutes / hour / 2 hours? Negotiable or not? BBBJ still an "extra" at 20 euros? Thanks.
Firstly thanks for an excellent current report. Made me want to head back to my favourite FKK club to which I've not returned for 2 years! What are current rates for 30 minutes / hour / 2 hours? Negotiable or not? BBBJ still an "extra" at 20 euros? Thanks.Rates are €70 for 30 minutes, €140 for 60 etc and BBBJ is an extra 20 which most girls offered but some wanted an hour long booking before offering BBBJ. I think 3 out of my 5 offered kissing but there's no charge for that. Extras when offered are €50 (COB, prostate stim etc) and anal is €100.
I've never tried negotiating and even the most aggressive girls have never offered a cheaper price when trying to get me upstairs.
What are current rates for 30 minutes / hour / 2 hours?70/140/280. Some girls try to charge more, ask in advance.
Negotiable or not?Never say never. It's worth a try, if you intend to stay longer at zimmer. Which means: really longer.
BBBJ still an "extra" at 20 euros?Yes.
70/140/280. Some girls try to charge more, ask in advance.
Never say never. It's worth a try, if you intend to stay longer at zimmer. Which means: really longer.
Yes.
To answer my own question, yes. Both were present.
I got to the Artemis around 13.00 on Friday, it was a beautiful day in Berlin so I was looking forward to spending some time at the outdoor area for the first time.
After getting changed and heading into the bar and then downstairs I was surprised at how empty it was. Maybe 5 women in the bar and the same number of men. But when I went outside I realized where the action was. There were 10 or more women in and around the pool, some swimming and some sunbathing. There were some absolute stunners there and it was an amazing site to see all these naked women just hanging out.
I chilled for a bit. Then after a little chat headed upstairs with Nicki.
Nicki
She was short and curvy, big tits and a massive ass. Maybe a BBL? - but I really liked her vibe. And we had a real nice time together. No frills just some good sex. Kissing included. Her curves really did it for me. Great start to the day and a probable repeat.
Soon after I spotted one of my targets for the day. Alina was at the pool wearing a bucket hat that made her really noticeable. And after a quick catch-up we headed upstairs.
Alina
This was an hour long session and a lot of fun. She brought her strap-on and some other dildos and she really knew how to use them. My favourite current girl and a definite repeat.
It was late afternoon now and I was looking for someone new for my next trip upstairs. I noticed a stunning, dark-haired girl walking the bar who looked just my type so stopped her to talk.
Candy (Kandy?) from Hamburg
Candy is a short girl. Maybe 5 foot. With incredible pierced tits and a really pretty face. Tattoos include 'yes Daddy' on her stomach and 'good boy' on the back of her legs. She has those long fake nails some girls wear and was wearing a lot of body jewelry, like a chain around her middle.
Started with BBBJ and her tongue piercing was put to good use. I had a great time and should have stayed longer than 30 minutes. 100% repeat.
After a swim and some dinner I got chatting with Laura from Colombia, a short and curvy MILF-type who was nice to talk to so we headed upstairs.
Laura from Colombia
I enjoyed my time with her, lots of kissing and her ass looked great but the constant up-selling got really annoying. And after 20 minutes I decided not to finish. Not a great time but I've had worse and not finishing meant I was hungry for one last girl.
And lastly I spotted my other target for the day - Nicole from Czechia. Her blonde hair and massive tits really do it for me. We headed upstairs and had a great time. No kissing but otherwise a great end to the day. Nicole is a lot of fun and I'd probably repeat.
This was the first time I saw the outdoor area in the Summer and when it's in full bloom and full of nakedness it's a wonderful site.
5 sessions, 1 with one of my favourite girls there and 1 new addition to the repeat-list. A great day all round.
Thanks for reading.There late this summer, last visit I skipped the club for Maria's Massage due to several negative reports but this makes me put it back on my schedule. Thank you so much. Both of you.
Johnnnnn62
07-01-25, 16:59
Will I find a good selection of girls if I visit Artemis on a weekday after midnight?
Thanks!
Will I find a good selection of girls if I visit Artemis on a weekday after midnight?
Thanks!IMHO probably not. But YMMV.
70/140/280. Some girls try to charge more, ask in advance.
Never say never. It's worth a try, if you intend to stay longer at zimmer. Which means: really longer.
Yes.Thanks to you and Winston for the answers. Much appreciated. 140 for an hour is not at all unreasonable compared to say FKK Sharks or Oase where its still possible to find girls doing 150/ hour (which includes the BBBJ) but most recently the better looking girls are seeking 200/ hour. So 140+20 BBBJ is not bad at all.
Candy (Kandy?) from Hamburg
Candy is a short girl. Maybe 5 foot. With incredible pierced tits and a really pretty face. Tattoos include 'yes Daddy' on her stomach and 'good boy' on the back of her legs. She has those long fake nails some girls wear and was wearing a lot of body jewelry, like a chain around her middle.
Started with BBBJ and her tongue piercing was put to good use. I had a great time and should have stayed longer than 30 minutes. 100% repeat.
I tried her on a recent trip. She is not at all my type visually since I usually like all natural girls. But since all-natural is nearly impossible to find in Artemis, I decided to experiment with the most cartoonishly overdone porno look girl in the room and that was Kandi. Her costumes, tattoos, hair, eye laches, nails, even her walk. Everything about her celebrates everything about *horedom. From that perspective she is quite marvelous. Kandi is to Artemis what Micky Mouse is to Disneyland.
So I took the plunge and broke my norm. Turns out her personality and service are as inauthentic as her looks. Mechanical, cold, prescribed. I did my thirty minutes of BBJ and two standard positions. I then decided best to save my load for the next girl and chalk this one up as a bucket list thing which I do not need to repeat. Had she been as wild in the room as her looks would suggest, I may have stayed longer. She is all show and no bite.
If the porno girl look is what you are into then she is probably the best I've ever seen in that category. But I would not expect much in terms of service beyond a 30 min opti-fuck.
Behind all the make up and silicone, I suspect that once upon a time she was a naturally very pretty woman before the hooker makeover.
Hello.
I'm going to be traveling to Berlin for work in September and want to enjoy some of the pleasures or the city while there. Aside from general escorts, strip clubs, and saunas, I'm looking for uniquely German (European) activities since it's all pretty limited in the US.
I'm 43, in decent shape, and straight but open to some fun kinks. I'm not likely going to search out women at bars / clubs as I'd probably stick out there, LOL.
One place I want to visit is FKK Artemis. I've read the posts on this board and have gotten some great info there. I have a few questions I hadn't seen answered in other thread so I thought I'd post here.
- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?
- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?
- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.
- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?
- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before?
- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas?
I'm sure I have questions but this is what I have for now or if you have anything you think I must know to get the most from a trip there, I'm all ears. If you have any specific experiences, places, events, I'm open to it all. Never been to Europe and want to make the most of this. Thanks!
Hello.
I'm going to be traveling to Berlin for work in September and want to enjoy some of the pleasures or the city while there. Aside from general escorts, strip clubs, and saunas, I'm looking for uniquely German (European) activities since it's all pretty limited in the US.
I'm 43, in decent shape, and straight but open to some fun kinks. I'm not likely going to search out women at bars / clubs as I'd probably stick out there, LOL.
One place I want to visit is FKK Artemis. I've read the posts on this board and have gotten some great info there. I have a few questions I hadn't seen answered in other thread so I thought I'd post here.
- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?
- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?
- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.
- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?
- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before?
- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas?
I'm sure I have questions but this is what I have for now or if you have anything you think I must know to get the most from a trip there, I'm all ears. If you have any specific experiences, places, events, I'm open to it all. Never been to Europe and want to make the most of this. Thanks!- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes? Nothing.
- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit? Naked in the sauna, pool etc. Hang up your robe and get it.
- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL. Not sure what you mean here. Just adjust your robe and don't let it stick out! And then find someone you want to take upstairs.
- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies? Yes. If I see someone come down the stairs with a woman I like the look of I'll try talk to them later in the bar to get a review of the session. And if she's worth going with. Most people are friendly and happy to chat.
- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before? Yes. You pay after the session. Your wrist band opens a small safe-deposit box near the front desk where you keep your money. You come down stairs, go there and pay.
- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas? If you've agreed to go with a girl then anything goes. I've never seen anyone fucking in the bar (not counting the sex-shows on the stage) but I'm sure it happens. There's a cinema in the main bar where a lot of action happens and areas that can be curtained off.
Hello.
I'm going to be traveling to Berlin for work in September and want to enjoy some of the pleasures or the city while there. Aside from general escorts, strip clubs, and saunas, I'm looking for uniquely German (European) activities since it's all pretty limited in the US.
I'm 43, in decent shape, and straight but open to some fun kinks. I'm not likely going to search out women at bars / clubs as I'd probably stick out there, LOL.
One place I want to visit is FKK Artemis. I've read the posts on this board and have gotten some great info there. I have a few questions I hadn't seen answered in other thread so I thought I'd post here.
- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?
- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?
- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.
- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?
- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before?
- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas?
I'm sure I have questions but this is what I have for now or if you have anything you think I must know to get the most from a trip there, I'm all ears. If you have any specific experiences, places, events, I'm open to it all. Never been to Europe and want to make the most of this. Thanks!For hygiene, naked under robe or towel, no socks, no casquet, no sunglasses like many ridiculous, even under shower with panties and socks. And You will see some very fat like in USA and some uglies. What is funny in FKKs is those who walk around full naked are always fat or ugly, I never saw an athlet. Don t say You are newbie, don t say You are American meaning tip and we pay at the end of room. Speak with girls about what You like before going and don t go with girls who try to rush You to go.
Berlin is a great city to visit, but not best for FKKs.
- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?Nothing. Stay nude (20% will have dirty underwear. Yuck!). FKK means nude, so throw away your American prudishness and shyness. Relax. Feel free. Respect the idea of nudity.
- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?No! Bathing suite / underwear is considered dirty and is not be weared when swimming in the pool or in the sauna. In the pool: Be naked. In the sauna: Always sit on a clean towel.
- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.Nobody cares (as long as you are not wanking). Relax.
- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?It's all up to you. Many just relax and mind their own business. There are plenty of gents who like to chat.
- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before?After. Always after. At the money lockers. The money lockers are safe. Do not put your valuables anywhere else but in the money lockers.
- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas?Not much. If not interested in taking the girl to a room, then do not touch. If a girl propostion herself on your lap, then by all means light touching is encouraged and appreciated. Just don't overdo it if you have no intention of taking her to the room.
Have fun. And report back. Always interesting to read a firsttimer's reaction to the FKK concept. I wish that was me!!
Nobody cares. Relax. Have fun.
And report back. Always interesting to read a firsttimer's reaction to the FKK concept. I wish that was me!!Everyone is giving you good advise, the two points above most important. RELAX and report.
Offer one additional suggestion. If it becomes all too overwhelming, and you can't focus, go into the food area. Generally girls don't proposition you in the canteen.
Secondly you "may" see guys standing around the spiral stairs watching the ladies go up and down. It's a way to also get out of the high traffic and get a look a different look at the ladies. There's also a nice report back a year (on 3 of the Bordellos around the western part of Berlin.
Hoping to return to my first and still favourite FKK Artemis next weekend.
Can I ask regulars what the current line up is like please. Hoping to be there Thursday and maybe Sunday nights (have commitments already Friday and Saturday).
I know LUs change. Just wondered what the current level is like please.
Thanks.
I'm hoping to make it to Berlin next month. This would be my first time in Ber and I'm hoping I can stop by Artemis while there. Been to other FKK (sharks, sunshine, Hawaii, etc).
What can I expect on a Tuesday evening / early night? If I were to get there around 8?
Anyone know if Alina or Candy / Kandy are working at the moment? I hope to get there on Friday?
Thanks for the advice! I'm extremely nervous, but very excited to experience it.
Nothing. Stay nude (20% will have dirty underwear. Yuck!). FKK means nude, so throw away your American prudishness and shyness. Relax. Feel free. Respect the idea of nudity.
No! Bathing suite / underwear is considered dirty and is not be weared when swimming in the pool or in the sauna. In the pool: Be naked. In the sauna: Always sit on a clean towel.
Nobody cares (as long as you are not wanking). Relax.
It's all up to you. Many just relax and mind their own business. There are plenty of gents who like to chat.
After. Always after. At the money lockers. The money lockers are safe. Do not put your valuables anywhere else but in the money lockers.
Not much. If not interested in taking the girl to a room, then do not touch. If a girl propostion herself on your lap, then by all means light touching is encouraged and appreciated. Just don't overdo it if you have no intention of taking her to the room.
Have fun. And report back. Always interesting to read a firsttimer's reaction to the FKK concept. I wish that was me!!
Thanks for the tips!
Nothing. Stay nude (20% will have dirty underwear. Yuck!). FKK means nude, so throw away your American prudishness and shyness. Relax. Feel free. Respect the idea of nudity.
No! Bathing suite / underwear is considered dirty and is not be weared when swimming in the pool or in the sauna. In the pool: Be naked. In the sauna: Always sit on a clean towel.
Nobody cares (as long as you are not wanking). Relax.
It's all up to you. Many just relax and mind their own business. There are plenty of gents who like to chat.
After. Always after. At the money lockers. The money lockers are safe. Do not put your valuables anywhere else but in the money lockers.
Not much. If not interested in taking the girl to a room, then do not touch. If a girl propostion herself on your lap, then by all means light touching is encouraged and appreciated. Just don't overdo it if you have no intention of taking her to the room.
Have fun. And report back. Always interesting to read a firsttimer's reaction to the FKK concept. I wish that was me!!
Everyone is giving you good advise, the two points above most important. RELAX and report.
Offer one additional suggestion. If it becomes all too overwhelming, and you can't focus, go into the food area. Generally girls don't proposition you in the canteen.
Secondly you "may" see guys standing around the spiral stairs watching the ladies go up and down. It's a way to also get out of the high traffic and get a look a different look at the ladies. There's also a nice report back a year (on 3 of the Bordellos around the western part of Berlin.
Been to Artemis and other FKKs few times, based on my experience:
- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?
Nothing.
- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?
Nope, no bathing suit.
- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.
Men will be focusing on the ladies, and even if someone notices, I don't think it matters! But the basic thing is. Not to show off your boner and walk around.
- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?
Nothing much; I have seen men who came in groups talk with each other. Others just exchange a few words—never engaged in a long chat / conversation with any men.
- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before?
ALWAYS. After!
- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas?
In the common area, I haven't see much action. But in the movie halls and other such play areas, I have seen people going all the way and finishing there itself.
Hello.
I'm going to be traveling to Berlin for work in September and want to enjoy some of the pleasures or the city while there. Aside from general escorts, strip clubs, and saunas, I'm looking for uniquely German (European) activities since it's all pretty limited in the US.
I'm 43, in decent shape, and straight but open to some fun kinks. I'm not likely going to search out women at bars / clubs as I'd probably stick out there, LOL.
One place I want to visit is FKK Artemis. I've read the posts on this board and have gotten some great info there. I have a few questions I hadn't seen answered in other thread so I thought I'd post here.
- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?
- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?
- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.
- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?
- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before?
- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas?
I'm sure I have questions but this is what I have for now or if you have anything you think I must know to get the most from a trip there, I'm all ears. If you have any specific experiences, places, events, I'm open to it all. Never been to Europe and want to make the most of this. Thanks!
Anyone know if Alina or Candy / Kandy are working at the moment? I hope to get there on Friday?To answer my own question, no, neither of them were there on Friday. In fact it was a pretty quiet day in general. Talking to some of the women there they said a lot of German people take their holidays in August so that probably reduced the numbers. Since none of my favourites were there I opted for new women.
I arrived there about 13.00. The main bar was pretty empty and even with the nice weather the outdoor area was quiet with no women enjoying the sun. I saw some potential targets but after a chat with Claudia headed upstairs.
Claudia - Poland Probably in her mid 30's, natural body and long dark hair. I did a search of the forum and it looks like she's been working at The A. For a long time. She had a great energy and a really fun vibe. Session started with a nice, oiley body-to-body massage. Great sex and good kissing added up to a really enjoyable time and she's an almost certain repeat.
Second session of the day was Salome.
Salome - Dominican Republic. Short, curvy Latino with massive real tits and a great ass. My absolute favourite body type, short and stacked. This was a great session and she's a ton of fun. The Spanish dirty-talk is a real turn on for me. Another on the probable repeat list.
After a massage and a swim I wanted another session. The main bar was a little busier now (it was about 18.00) but not as full as I expected for a Friday.
Ramona (?) - Romania. Long blonde curly hair, pretty face and cute eye make-up. She said she had only been working there for a couple of weeks and had recently arrived from another German city. I had a great time with her. A combo of prostate massage and BBBJ is always a treat. And I loved her look.
Last woman over the jumps was Clarissa.
Clarissa (?) - Turkey Nice face and tits. Similar body-type to Salome. I was pretty wiped out after my day but she put in a good effort to get me off and I finished on her massive, real tits. Her attitude was a little cold when we got to the room but she could take a pounding without issue and she looked great on her knees. I don't think I'd go again but it wasn't a bad session either.
The club was a little busier as I was leaving. And there were some pole-dancers in the main bar. I'm not sure what the point of them was. They were not particularly attractive and the women walking the floor were much more interesting to watch.
Some other faces I recognised were Fana (Fanna?) and Riise.
Overall this was a great day, thanks for reading.
Thanks for the info!
Been to Artemis and other FKKs few times, based on my experience:
- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?
Nothing.
- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?
Nope, no bathing suit.
- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.
Men will be focusing on the ladies, and even if someone notices, I don't think it matters! But the basic thing is. Not to show off your boner and walk around.
- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?
Nothing much; I have seen men who came in groups talk with each other. Others just exchange a few wordsnever engaged in a long chat / conversation with any men..
Unlike many clubs some of the girls limit the services that they provide. I'm a big fan of eating pussy. Many of the girls don't allow eating pussy. They say that it is too intimate for them. Ask before you buy to avoid a disappointment in the room.
Hi everybody, first review here! Spent a couple of days in Berlin around the middle of last June and managed to squeeze in a visitation Artemis. Should be noted that 1) this was my first time in a FKK and 2) that I where I come from punting options are severely limited due to this being illegal. Therefore, my impression of a place like Artemis will in all likelihood be influenced by these factors.
Anyway, after a day spent enjoying Berlin (mostly sipping on good wine) my companions went to bed and I was able to run off to Artemis. I was little bit stressed that the timing of my visit (Tuesday, around midnight) would mean less options but those worries were quick to disappear once there. Plenty of posts here that go into the process of getting there and what to do before entering so I won't be detailing that.
Anyway, plenty of women and the ratio vs men quite good. A little bit of a shock for most first timers I assume once entering to see that many many girls walking along naked, and most of them (at least in my view) quite stunning. Having read quite a few reviews I wanted to ease my way in. So got a drink in hand and sat down to take it all in. Mostly succeeded in that, approached by some girls but did not partake yet. They all took it well. Once I got up however and started to walk around their approaches got more determined, multiple threesome offers, etc. Was a little surprised how far some of them went, in terms of touching, sitting on my lap and so on but nothing too problematic (at least not at that stage, more on that later).
Well, after a little while I felt it was time to get serious. Was approached by a beautiful and a little bit curvy Colombian girl, Laura. She had previously offered my a threesome with her friend, but this time she was alone and I really liked the look of her and it was nice to talk to her now that she was alone. Agreed on 30 min, owo and CIM (140 euro) and went upstairs. Was actually expecting her to cool down and enter business mode with upselling once in the room (as many have outlined in their reviews) but quite the contrary. She was really warm and friendly, gave a hell of a blow and asked me to return the favour, which I did. Of course, this could have been an act but in my mind I felt she really enjoyed it. Then on with the bag, rode me good before switching to doggy (her bouncing ass a beautiful sight) but then I could not hold longer and finished in the condom (once paying, she stuck to the original deal which included CIM and I didn't object). Then a nice cuddle and good chat about life. All in all, a great punt which I'm pretty sure went quite far beyond the 30 min agreed upon. Would definitely repeat.
Got back down, had a shower and a drink and sat down to relax and regain my strength. Approached by a lot of girls but waived them off (none gave me any trouble about that). After a little bit, went to walk around a little and found myself in the cinema. Stopped for a bit to have a look at the movie but was soon approached by two girls (one of them, Turkish girl if I remember correctly with a smoking body, had approached me earlier, but this time she (and her friend) was a little bit more adamant. They pushed (in a friendly manner) me into the cinema room and got on top of me, and well gave a sample of what threesome with them would be like. There was some light kissing and the "other" girl had my member in her mouth at one time. To be honest, I felt this was all a little bit too much at that stage, given that there was no agreement on going to a room (and I was still in the regaining strength phase of my journey at that moment), so for some godly strength I managed to calm things down and asked them to give me a little time and that I would let them know later if I wanted the whole experience. I felt this was a little bit weird but didn't want to make a big deal out of it. Although when writing this down now this sounds quite inappropriate, at the time we were in good spirits and they were both happy to let me walk off. Don't think I saw them again before I left.
Sat down after this and enjoyed the view until I saw a girl eyeing me and implying she wanted to approach which I was more then happy to allow. Tall girl, slim with large natural tits and a great ass to along with that. Stunningly beautiful face. Said she was from Poland, age probably somewhere between 30-36 (I'm 34 myself). Nice chat for a little and agreed to go to the room. Again, 30 min, owo and CIM. The same experience again, she was really warm in the room. Some kisses (a bit more then a peck on the lips but not fully DFK) before going all in on the action. Nice blow and then it was a joy to see her bounce on me, first cowgirl and then doggy. Of with the condom and she blew me (laying on the back, me on my knees) until I finished. Good talk and cuddle afterwards. Would 100% repeat, if only to see those boobs again.
When I got back down it was probable something past 3. Since I had a big day the following day I decided against going to the onsite ATMs and to call it quits. All in all, I had a great time and I just hope I can go there again as soon as possible. Again however, I stress that this was my first time in such an establishment and options back home are really limited. Walking into Artemis is therefore a little like walking into heaven for me. I do rue the fact I didn't go again (would have been possible on the Thursday) and I must admit, I have often wondered since what that threesome would have been like. That's just something we will have to do some other time.
Hello.
I'm going to be traveling to Berlin for work in September and want to enjoy some of the pleasures or the city while there. Aside from general escorts, strip clubs, and saunas, I'm looking for uniquely German (European) activities since it's all pretty limited in the US.
I'm 43, in decent shape, and straight but open to some fun kinks. I'm not likely going to search out women at bars / clubs as I'd probably stick out there, LOL.
One place I want to visit is FKK Artemis. I've read the posts on this board and have gotten some great info there. I have a few questions I hadn't seen answered in other thread so I thought I'd post here.- Mostly naked, but some wore swimwear. Don't worry, you get used to it after a few minutes.
- When I was there, most men swam in the pool naked. Didn't visit the sauna, but I guess it would be the same.
- I saw only one guy naked at the pool that had a boner. TBH, I only got semi-erect when I was entering the rooms with the girls, not at all when in the bar or the restaurant.
- I went with a friend, so I mostly talked with them. Some guys were chatting around, but most of them were just chilling inbetween sessions.
- You pay the ladies after the deed, downstairs.
- You can grab some ass and legs. Just like in a strip club, I guess.
In the words of Skepta:
We need some more girls in here.
We need some more girls in here.
There's too many man, too many many man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zSAGBDdCfU
For every girl there was three men on both nights (20-25 girls and men x3). It was a huge disappointment to pay 90€ to walk into a sausage fest on both nights. I arrived around midnight which should be peak hour on a Friday and Saturday and stayed for a couple of hours. My one and only session was with a Polish girl, 140/30 min BBBJ and CIM. You could tell that is was the girls market as they were turning down a lot of guys and many of the girls weren't even pretty. If this trend continues then the prices will increase.
Thanks! I go next week so I'm really excited.
- Mostly naked, but some wore swimwear. Don't worry, you get used to it after a few minutes.
- When I was there, most men swam in the pool naked. Didn't visit the sauna, but I guess it would be the same.
- I saw only one guy naked at the pool that had a boner. TBH, I only got semi-erect when I was entering the rooms with the girls, not at all when in the bar or the restaurant.
- I went with a friend, so I mostly talked with them. Some guys were chatting around, but most of them were just chilling inbetween sessions.
- You pay the ladies after the deed, downstairs.
- You can grab some ass and legs. Just like in a strip club, I guess.
It looks like I'm going to be in Berlin at the end of next week so a trip to The A might be possible on Friday. I looked at the Messe timetable and there's a tech conference on this week and a fruit conference on Friday. From memory I recall the club would be packed for the fruit conference in previous years. Is that still the case? I don't mind if it's a little busy but if it's chaos all day I might go elsewhere. I will probably be there from 14.00 or so. Anyone know how crazy it would be?
Anyone got info on a girl who sits at the end of the bar? Not the automatic door end, the kitchen end.
She has long wavy, brown hair, a natural body and wears glasses. She looks a bit like the porn star Leanna Lovings. And she seems very popular.
Wet, grey day in Berlin. I arrived about 13.30 and found the club fairly quiet. I was worried the conference might mean it was busy but it was just a normal, Friday lunctime crowd. I recognised some faces; Fana (Hungary), Riisa, Claudia and Clarice. I rested for a bit and did some walk-abouts. Knocked back Fana about 5 times, she really refuses to take no for an answer. I guess the strategy works for her but I'll never take her upstairs.
I spotted one of my main targets for the day sitting at the bar. So after a quick chat headed upstairs.
Alina
I've been with Alina a lot in the last year and she always does great work. She brought her strap-on and other toys and we had a lot of fun. Her face and body are absolute joy to me and I know every time will be a good time.
1 hour e300 - definite repeat. Passed on the golden-shower option, but maybe next time.
Things were a little busier now and I decided it was time for my second trip up the stairs. After surveying the options I picked Jennifer.
Jennifer (Germany)
She has long blonde hair and loads of tattoos. The one on her chest is the most prominent. And great (fake?) tits. I was shocked when she told me she was 39, I'd have put her at late 20's. This was a strange session, with upsells right from the start but I did have a good time. She has a killer body and a fun attitude. Pretty bitchy about other girls there which was fun. I didn't finish and won't repeat but I was still a good time.
It was late afternoon now and the place was getting full. Lots of Chinese and Japanese customers and loads of fine looking babes.
Third session was with a girl who said she was Italian and refused to tell me her name! I kind of liked this and when I asked she said all names are fake anyway so what does it matter.
?? from Italy
Tanned skin, minor ink on the front including a small tattoo on the bottom of her neck, big piece on her shoulder. Great, small real tits, long thick dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.
Despite her reluctance to give me her name the session was a great time. Loads of energy, kissing and she worked really hard to help me finish.
Probable repeat.
My final girl was one I had been seeing a lot during the day and really caught my eye. She's short and curvy with massive (slightly saggy) real tits. I stopped to chat and we soon headed upstairs.
Salome from Dominican Republic
This was another great trip up the stairs. Her body is my absolute favourite and the sight of her tits is a joy. As we were in the room I thought some of the lines she was using were familiar so I searched my previous reports and it turns out I'd been with her in August. Only in FKK world can you forget shagging an absolute bombshell like this. This was my fourth session so she put in a great effort to get me off and can take a real pounding. Definite repeat.
I was wiped out after that. Got some food and called it a night. Just before I left I stood at the bottom of the stairs for about 3 minutes and counted 10 couples coming down, looks like business is good. This was another great day at the Artemis and probably my last for this year. So until next time, thanks for reading.
RandomName13
09-11-25, 03:37
Hi, report: arrived early in the day, scoped out the place, then went to my hotel to check in. Unfortunately I had a couple of issues, didn't sleep the night before and something I ate the morning caused me stomach upset. So, if I had been feeling better my plan was to have a "go" in the afternoon and then check into my hotel and come back. There's a blond lady, maybe tall, but who know, high heels kinda make it confusing, glasses, big, fake boobs, I don't mind fake, I like boobs. She was kept pretty busy, I saw her later that night, should have took the chance then because of my 3rd "companion". Anyway, rested up at my hotel, took some meds, rest and then "ploughed on". Got back in the evening around 8. 30, was busier then, a nice smattering of ladies, 20/30 maybe. So earlier in the day I was approached by two women, turned them both down, first woman was fat basically, so hard no, I am not going to pay for something I don't want for free, I've dated and married fitter than that. Second woman, forget her name, said she was Hungarian (I could be mis remembering and she could have been Claudia from Poland) she said she was 35, I turned her down too, probably a little too pushy too, but that's the job. She had a nice body, natural boobs, dark hair, dark eye (I think, I forget), anyway, when I got back I bumped into her again and I used my brain for once and took her up on her offer and just go with it and get the monkey off my back, instead of banging the 3 hottest birds there and blowing straight away every time I went with the first two ladies who were nice but not intimidatingly so. Took a massage and half hour fuck, (half hour in total). Now, for personal reasons, won't go into details, I was a little bit apprehensive, but, the massage was great, she got really into it and my personal issues were quickly forgotten, well, my little solider forgot anyway. Good time, nice fuck, she was trying to get me to come in the half hour, but well, between tiredness and past issues I didn't. There's a couple of reasons for that, too much fapping over the years being one of them maybe, LOL. I didn't mind though, it was nothing to do with her and it worked out great for me, I had a great time and plenty left in the tank. I'm not a young fella any more so I ain't blowing my load 3 times in one afternoon / evening without taking Viagra or something. €120 for half hour and sensual massage during it. Massage was great, really great start and revved me up. Not worth 50 bucks though (50+70 for the half hour).
Hi, report: arrived early in the day, scoped out the place, then went to my hotel to check in.
Wet, grey day in Berlin. I arrived about 13.30 and found the club fairly quiet.
Alina
Jennifer (Germany)
?? from Italy
Salome from Dominican Republic
probably my last for this year. So until next time, thanks for reading.It's so great when people post who they saw, AND what they got. I'm intrigued by Alina, I think I saw her some time ago? I also once saw this German blond Heidi with a six pack and a vice grip that could cut off the blood to your the**k. Haven't seen her in 2 to 3 years, but there's always hope. I will be in town in a month or so, now have a short list. I appreciate your detailed information. I like to hit Artemis, Maria's Massage and one of the Brothels. Variety is the spice of life.
It's so great when people post who they saw, AND what they got. I'm intrigued by Alina, I think I saw her some time ago? I also once saw this German blond Heidi with a six pack and a vice grip that could cut off the blood to your the**k. Haven't seen her in 2 to 3 years, but there's always hope. I will be in town in a month or so, now have a short list. I appreciate your detailed information. I like to hit Artemis, Maria's Massage and one of the Brothels. Variety is the spice of life.Alina mentioned that last Saturday was her last day for a few weeks because she was off to Japan on holiday. She's easy to spot. Sits at the end of the bar near the automatic door, dark hair and dark eyes and a large 'No Mercy' tattoo across her chest.
This time I managed to spend two days at Artemis. Met 7 girls (and no, before you ask, I didn't finish 7 times! 😅 A couple of times I just went with them to the movie hall or room for a BJ — let's call it a warm-up round, with some touching and of course some of kinky fun too !128521.
Both days were weekdays, so the crowd was lighter than usual. But the highlight for me was spotting the dancer again — the same girl who caught my attention last time. Damn, she's pure magic! Short hair, those half-closed eyes, and that body. Ufff 🔥 Anyone here know her name or any details? Last time I tried speaking with her, and she told me she only dances.
As for the other ladies — the standard services were solid. The two Romanian girls and the Turkish girl were absolutely fantastic! 🙌 Oh, and I also met a German lady who told me she only offers dominant sessions. On the first day, I skipped her since I usually play the Dom role myself. But on the second day, during one of my warm-up rounds, I decided to give her a try.
She really gave it her best shot, but honestly, I couldn't help laughing a few times. She seemed a bit offended at first, but I explained I was just testing the waters to see how it feels to be on the sub side. Afterwards, we ended up having a nice chat (yes, even exchanged a few notes! In the end, it was fun meeting her.
I did feel that a few girls came across as not so interesting / charming, compared to my earlier visits. But overall, the quality is still about the same.
This time I managed to spend two days at Artemis. Met 7 girls (and no, before you ask, I didn't finish 7 times! 😅 A couple of times I just went with them to the movie hall or room for a BJ let's call it a warm-up round, with some touching and of course some of kinky fun too !128521.
Both days were weekdays, so the crowd was lighter than usual. But the highlight for me was spotting the dancer again the same girl who caught my attention last time. Damn, she's pure magic! Short hair, those half-closed eyes, and that body. Ufff 🔥 Anyone here know her name or any details? Last time I tried speaking with her, and she told me she only dances.
As for the other ladies the standard services were solid. The two Romanian girls and the Turkish girl were absolutely fantastic! 🙌 Oh, and I also met a German lady who told me she only offers dominant sessions. On the first day, I skipped her since I usually play the Dom role myself. But on the second day, during one of my warm-up rounds, I decided to give her a try.
She really gave it her best shot, but honestly, I couldn't help laughing a few times. She seemed a bit offended at first, but I explained I was just testing the waters to see how it feels to be on the sub side. Afterwards, we ended up having a nice chat (yes, even exchanged a few notes! In the end, it was fun meeting her.
I did feel that a few girls came across as not so interesting / charming, compared to my earlier visits. But overall, the quality is still about the same.What were the prices like for standard. Just curious what you got "offered".
Std is 70.
What were the prices like for standard. Just curious what you got "offered".
Oh, and I also met a German lady who told me she only offers dominant sessions. On the first day, I skipped her since I usually play the Dom role myself. But on the second day, during one of my warm-up rounds, I decided to give her a try.
She really gave it her best shot, but honestly, I couldn't help laughing a few times. She seemed a bit offended at first, but I explained I was just testing the waters to see how it feels to be on the sub side. Afterwards, we ended up having a nice chat (yes, even exchanged a few notes! In the end, it was fun meeting her.Can you remember her name or where she sits in the bar? She sounds like the kind of women I like.
Can you remember her name or where she sits in the bar? She sounds like the kind of women I like.When you enter, on the left hand side. At the beginning of the bar counter. She is german, short hair. Not very tall.
Well, after months of anticipation for not only my first trip to Berlin, but my first to an FKK establishment. Of course, Artemis isn't your typical FKK, or so I've read. Before I recount my experience there, I want to say thank you to everyone that offered help to my questions and all of the information on this board. Now, for the fun part.
I went to the club around 3 pm on 9/6. I had planned on arriving earlier, but it didn't work out. In the end, it's probably best I didn't as I would have really gone broke LOL. After paying the 90 euro at the door and getting my locker, this nervous but anxiously exited American got showered and changed to enter the club. I enter through the locker rooms, so I missed the initial exposure to the bar in the main entrance. Unintentional, but a less abrupt way for me to begin the journey. I took a look around the room and took in the wonderful sight of a handful of beautiful and naked women lounging. I went to the bar and got a soda and proceeded outside as it was a very nice and sunny day. I decided to acclimate and calm my mind at the pool for a few minutes. There weren't many guests out there at the moment, none in the pool. One woman came out to check out the options, but quickly went back inside. After finishing my beverage I decided it was time to enter the lioness den.
Once back in the main lounge, I got another drink, nervous habit, and on the couch along the wall near the door leading to the food area. I observed the ladies, the dated yet oddly charming decor, and the interactions of other guests. Aside from the obvious benefits of Artemis, the people watching is (chef's kiss). After a few minutes, a gorgeous blond with a beautifully tanned and toned body came over to chat. After a few minutes, she asked if I was interested in going upstairs, and it was an easy yes.
#1 Reeva (? Spelling) - Bulgaria. While Reeva was very nice and easy to talk with, she was very much about business. Once in the room she further explained the options and then it was straight to work. She started off with a BBBJ and looking at her incredible body and touching her unbelievably soft skin. Her; masterful technique and supple lips were getting me moving quickly. She, knowing this, pulled off, slipped on the cover, and climbed on top. This was an incredible sight. While she has enhanced tits, they look and feel amazing. She rode me for a few minutes, feigning pleasure, and I enjoyed every moment of her riding my cock and taking in the view. She got off and I pumped her for bit in doggy then into missionary. This she gave the most genuine performance of pleasure, and seeing her tits moving under me was amazing. She asked if I wanted to cum in the cover or her mouth, and I caved. I pulled out and she removed the cover and went to work. It didn't take long with her skill and body for her to be sucking up every drop of her reward. Looks: 10/10, Authenticity 6/10, Pleasure factor 8/10.
After payment and clean-up, it was time for a refreshment and some more time lounging at the pool. Once again, with my drink gone and a bit more pep in my step, I wanted a real drink. So I got a token and had a Jack and Cola. This time I took my drink to the upper level in the main bar area. I watched a beautiful and very well endowed Latina chat with a few guests, go to the bar to get a drink, turn around and lock eyes with me. Once she smile and her eyes sparkled at me, I knew I was done. She came up and sat beside / on me. He massive, natural tits pressing against my arm as we talked. She was sexy from head to toe and brain to voice, and my soldier was began reporting for duty. And she noticed. It didn't take any additional persuasion and we were off to the bedroom.
#2 Solumae (? Spelling) - Dominican Republic. In the room, I was ready to enjoy her supple body. After settling on services and fees, she was on her knees and taking me in. Watching her suck my cock and look up at me with her big, beautiful eyes was incredible. She lifted her gorgeous breasts up to engulf my rod as she licked, sucked, and teased the head. OMG. She could tell it was doing the job as she grinned, giggled and said fuck me now. After putting on the cover with her mouth, she laid on the bed and I began pumping. He moans, and bouncing tits were a sight to behold. After a bit she wanted me to fuck her doggie style, and the mirrors in these rooms are fantastic. Her massive tits swaying to the motion and her smiles made me feel like a king. Sadly, I could tell that regardless of how amazing this all was, that I was likely not going to finish. Between the condoms and just finishing about 45 min prior (I'm no spring chicken,) it probably wasn't going to happen. But that didn't stop her from doing all she could. She wanted me to cum on her tits, so I sat on the edge of the bed while she got on her knees again and began sucking, and then putting my cock between her tits a giving me a good fucking that way. I wanted to spray her, but it wasn't happening to both of our disappointment. We accepted the L and got dressed, I gave her a bit extra for the effort and that was that. Looks: 7.5/10, Authenticity 9/10, Pleasure factor 8.5/10.
Rinse and repeat, this time with some water, and back to the pool. This time, I nearly feel asleep while recovering. I spent a bit more time outside than the previous visit, and felt more recovered, but not ready for another round. But also, ready for more appealing views. So, it was back to the lounge and the couch in the back along the wall. As it was getting a bit later, more and more women and guests were arriving. The quality of women was greatly increasing. After a few minutes, a beautiful blonde and toned woman walked over and sat down by me. We chatted a bit. I told her that I wasn't ready to go to the room yet as I was still recovering. But of course, she's a pro and extremely beautiful, and convinced me to "just go watch some of the movie with her in the theater room. " So off we went.
#3 I forgot her name. Moldova - She had a similarly toned body as Reeva, but a more natural ease about herself and slightly less natural-looking tits. We sat and talked for maybe 2 minutes until she was nearly on my lap, and her hand was in my robe. Taking even less time, my soldier was at attention she said "seems like you're ready now." I didn't know how the time would end, but I knew I was going to enjoy it. She asked I wanted to go to one of the nearby rooms or play where we were, I said that we could start there and see how it goes. This was another attempt for me to get more out of my comfort zone. She opened my robe and went down on me, and did it ever feel amazing. I can't describe what was so different about her and her technique, but things were progressing very fast. I pulled her up from my cock, asked if I could kiss her, she smiled and gave me a DFK while her hand lightly grazed my cock. That was all it took, I told her that I was ready to head to a room, small steps. To the room we went. She asked if I wanted any extras and I knew at that point, it wouldn't have been worth it. She sucked me a little bit more then told me to lay back and she got on. Her face, and body language, had me fully believing she was enjoying herself. She slowly rode me while my hands explored her incredible body. She turned around and rode me reverse, and watching her tight ass bounce was inspiring. Next we went to missionary, and pressing myself against her body nearly made me bust. As we fucked her subtle moans were intoxicating. I loved her little smiles as she looked into my eyes. She said I want you to finish in doggie, so we changed again. Here she went into a very believable performance as we fucked. It was a well-synchronized movement between the two of us. My eyes would shift from looking down at her sculpted ass as I fucked her, running my hand along her toned back. To watching me fuck one of the most beautiful women I have ever even spoken to. And lastly, to locking eyes with her. It was there, while looking in her eyes that she gave the slightest smile and face of pleasure, that I couldn't hold back any longer and I got the sweet release. After some slow pumps and her pushing back into me, she looked at me over her shoulder, smiled, and said "yes. " Looks: 9/10, Authenticity 9/10, Pleasure factor 9.5/10.
Back to the bar for fluids and to the pool. It was getting later, around 6 pm, and I didn't want to have to make the long trek back to my hotel in the dark. So, running low on cash, time, and honestly some physical ability, I knew I didn't have much time before I had to leave. So, I got myself back into the bar. Another Jack and Cola, then sat outside of the bar area and against the wall facing the bar. More new women had arrived and I quickly spotted a tall, toned, and beautiful woman with long braids to the top of her ass. Large fake tits, that, if I'm being honest, weren't the best work I'd seen, but everything else was looking great. We locked eyes, she walked over and sat beside me with her legs across mine. She simply looked into my eyes, gave the biggest smile, and said I'm Hope and I want to fuck you. Trying my best to hold back the shock of how forward she was, the pure excitement, and my shyness, I mustered up the words. "Yeah? Well, I hoped, you come talk to me. " We laughed at my terrible pun and began chatting a bit. I told her that I had been fortunate to spend time with three other beautiful women, but that I was out of time and had to go. She easily convinced me that I needed to spend time with her before I left.
#4 Hope. Caribbean - She told me that it was only her second day working at Artemis, but not in the business. That was clear. She asked what I like and I responded with what was available. In short, anything and everything, for a cost of course. I asked if we could start with the standard 90 and go from there and she was happy to proceed. First things, first, she began by wrapping her big, beautiful lips around my cock and what seemed like took minutes, slowly went down until there was no more to go. Now, I'm not the biggest out there, but I've never had a woman do that before. While down I could feel her swallowing and her tongue licking my cock. Oh. Shit. She sucked me for a good while, changing positions every now and then to give me different areas to touch and things to see. At one point, we were in 69 but she kept just far enough away that I couldn't reach, but looking at her bright pink pussy and tight ass. Wow. She covered me and go on top and started riding. Her smile was just as sexy as the rest of her. She leaned forward and kissed me deeply. My hands began exploring her body and touching her breasts, she pulled back some and then further. She told me that she had just had her tits done about a month prior, still had some suture tape. That was a bummer. But not a deal breaker at all. We fucked doggie for a bit, then she got back on top but in reverse. While riding me, and me loving the views and the entire experience, she starts playing with my balls and rubbing further down with each stroke, before I know it she's knocking on the door. Looks back at me, smiles, and asks without asking. I was putty, and nodded yes. She got another cover, put it on her fingers, added some lube, and in she went. Woah. She fucked my ass while she rode my cock and it was amazing. She climbed off, took me in her mouth again and continued fingering my ass. However, once again, I could tell there weren't going to be fireworks at the end. She had mentioned that squirting was an option, so I asked about that. She said I have another idea. I was a bit nervous, but again, this is about new experiences. She stood up and straddled me, added lube to my cock, and crack. Bending over and looking at me through her legs she said, "stroke it for me baby. " So, stroke I did. While I tugged away, she had one hand playing with my ass and the other her pussy. This view and feeling was completely new, and feeling quite good. Watching her pink pussy pulsate and her juices build, seeing her tits (even freshly done), feeling her in and around my ass, plus the occasional smiles, were all feelin amazing. I went back to watching her delicious pussy while I stroked, and I saw a drop fall, then another, before I knew it I had a full stream of, yes piss, coming down on my neck and chest. If I were asked if I would want this to happen to me, the pissing, I'd have said no. However, in the moment, it was amazing. I felt my soldier get rock solid nearing go time. I said "more," and she complied. Another stream started and I told her I was close. Instantly, she had me in her mouth, fingers deep in my ass, and my load in her throat. This Caribbean queen took me on a journey and it is a trip I'd take again and again. Looks: 8/10, Authenticity 9/10, Pleasure factor 10/10.
After one last shower, I decided to partake in the dinner buffet. It was good, nothing special, but tasty. I sat on the patio near the pool and at my food as the sun was setting. It was time for me to go. I made one last, slow pass through the room trying to take as many mental pictures I could. I gave the girls I could find that I had I spent time with a hug and one last look.
I loved my visit to Artemis and can't wait to go again. I don't know if that will ever happen, but I'm glad I got this experience.
I loved my visit to Artemis and can't wait to go again. I don't know if that will ever happen, but I'm glad I got this experience.Thanks so much for your report! It's always great when newbies give something back. I'm glad you had a wonderful time, and I hope you are fortunate enough to not only experience Artemis again, but also some of the other nice clubs around Germany. Welcome to the club!
Well, after months of anticipation for not only my first trip to Berlin, but my first to an FKK establishment.
I loved my visit to Artemis and can't wait to go again. I don't know if that will ever happen, but I'm glad I got this experience.Thank you for giving back. So few people do! Marvelous report. You must be 21. DAMN. Two for me and they almost need the heart paddles. Congrats. Are.
By the way, I will be there soon, if I can find Hope might have to give in to a trip to the Dominican (dominican vacation? That's going to be my new name for rain showers while prostrate. HA HA.
Might try to get this added to the Urban Dictionary. Can be your contribution!
Marvelous. If you remember any names in your sleep, come back and add them to the folder All the best. The Moldavian sounds great as well.
PinballMachine
09-27-25, 16:12
Well, after months of anticipation for not only my first trip to Berlin, but my first to an FKK establishment. Of course, Artemis isn't your typical FKK, or so I've read. Before I recount my experience there, I want to say thank you to everyone that offered help to my questions and all of the information on this board. Now, for the fun part.
I went to the club around 3 pm on 9/6. I had planned on arriving earlier, but it didn't work out. In the end, it's probably best I didn't as I would have really gone broke LOL. After paying the 90 euro at the door and getting my locker, this nervous but anxiously exited American got showered and changed to enter the club. I enter through the locker rooms, so I missed the initial exposure to the bar in the main entrance. Unintentional, but a less abrupt way for me to begin the journey. I took a look around the room and took in the wonderful sight of a handful of beautiful and naked women lounging. I went to the bar and got a soda and proceeded outside as it was a very nice and sunny day. I decided to acclimate and calm my mind at the pool for a few minutes. There weren't many guests out there at the moment, none in the pool. One woman came out to check out the options, but quickly went back inside. After finishing my beverage I decided it was time to enter the lioness den..Solid report. Thank you.
Was there any younger than 25 present?
LOL, no, not 21. I think it was just willing my way through it to not miss out on anything. Trying to spend time with as many as I physically could. It was pretty great overall for my first time.
Thank you for giving back. So few people do! Marvelous report. You must be 21. DAMN. Two for me and they almost need the heart paddles. Congrats. Are.
By the way, I will be there soon, if I can find Hope might have to give in to a trip to the Dominican (dominican vacation? That's going to be my new name for rain showers while prostrate. HA HA.
Might try to get this added to the Urban Dictionary. Can be your contribution!
Marvelous. If you remember any names in your sleep, come back and add them to the folder All the best. The Moldavian sounds great as well.
Thanks! Yeah, there were a few later in the day.
Solid report. Thank you.
Was there any younger than 25 present?
Artemis traditionally has been my second favorite club in Germany. As I entered the club after many years away, I quickly remembered why. It's well-appointed and very well laid out. There's nothing weird or quirky in terms of the layout, and it's pretty easy to navigate the place. It seemed that some minor renovations took place over the years, but the club appeared mostly as I remembered it. One thing that was different was the exorbitant entrance fee of 90 euros! That was the highest entrance fee I have paid so far this trip, and I think it's just too high for what you get. As I entered, the receptionist told me that it was 70 euros for half an hour with a girl, up from 60 the last time I patronized this club.
I arrived around 4 pm to a club that was moderately busy with plenty of guys and gals on hand. It was hard to say how many girls, but I would have to say that the optics were mostly disappointing. I know that I have gotten to be really, really picky over the years. I didn't like this girl because of her tits. No to this one because of her face. And no to that one because of her body! I was approached by girls from the Dominican Republic, Turkey, Spain, and of course Romania. No, no, no, no! I know that some of it is me. Maybe I'm being too picky. But then again, I know that the quality optics that were at this club when I first discovered it are simply no longer present. Food was served at 6 pm, and as I sat and ate and scanned the room, my thought was that, "These girls aren't attractive. They just aren't attractive"! And speaking of the food, I could not believe there was not even one meat option available! You have to be kidding me right? You're charging a 90 euro admission fee and you can't even offer fucking roasted chicken? Just unconscionable! GTFOH!
I finished eating my 100% veggies dinner and sat around for several hours more hoping that at least one or two girls more to my liking would show up for second shift. Well, nobody ever did! It's not that all the girls present were totally unfuckable. It's just that nobody was really making me want to act and spend any money on them. In fact, I found most of the girls to be aloof and uninterested, besides being mostly unattractive to me. The one girl whose tits I didn't like was actually probably the best fit to my likes overall. Her name was "Lina", a blonde German tute with that "girl next door" kind of look. I saw her go for four sessions in as many hours. And that's just what I saw. How many guys had she been with that day already? That's important because she's not a machine. As the day wears on, you can expect that her energy and therefore performance will decline. It's a rare tute who can keep bringing it trick after trick after trick! I made note of Lina as a possibility the next time. I'll come earlier in the day, and hopefully catch her fresh if I decide I want her.
I don't know guys. I just don't know what I'm going to do! So far trip, I have spent more money on Ubers and club admission fees than I have on actually fucking any girls! This trip overall really is not going very well. It's not going well at all! Optics quality way down. Prices way up! I have quite a bit of time left here in Germany. Enough time for it all to possibly turn around into something at least better, if not good. I don't know what I'm going to do my mongers. I don't know what I'm going to do! At least the cigarette smoke wasn't so bad at Artemis this time. It's the worst during the dead of winter when they don't want to open any windows because the girls get cold. You know it's a sad state of affairs when some of the best news I can report about Artemis is regarding the level of cigarette smoke. Sigh! Still hopeful for better. Keep hope alive!
PinballMachine
10-14-25, 18:27
Artemis traditionally has been my second favorite club in Germany. As I entered the club after many years away, I quickly remembered why. It's well-appointed and very well laid out. There's nothing weird or quirky in terms of the layout, and it's pretty easy to navigate the place. It seemed that some minor renovations took place over the years, but the club appeared mostly as I remembered it. One thing that was different was the exorbitant entrance fee of 90 euros! That was the highest entrance fee I have paid so far this trip, and I think it's just too high for what you get. As I entered, the receptionist told me that it was 70 euros for half an hour with a girl, up from 60 the last time I patronized this club.
I arrived around 4 pm to a club that was moderately busy with plenty of guys and gals on hand. It was hard to say how many girls, but I would have to say that the optics were mostly disappointing. I know that I have gotten to be really, really picky over the years. I didn't like this girl because of her tits. No to this one because of her face. And no to that one because of her body! I was approached by girls from the Dominican Republic, Turkey, Spain, and of course Romania. No, no, no, no! I know that some of it is me. Maybe I'm being too picky. But then again, I know that the quality optics that were at this club when I first discovered it are simply no longer present. Food was served at 6 pm, and as I sat and ate and scanned the room, my thought was that, "These girls aren't attractive.Was planning to go on Thursday. Now I will not go. Thanks for the update.
Was planning to go on Thursday. Now I will not go. Thanks for the update.I have a long history of reporting on this site. I try to be open, honest, and fair. But, I always caution that these are my opinions. What works for me may not work for someone else, and vice versa. But what I can say about my current reporting on the sex industry in Germany is this. It falls into line with what so, so many of the other guys have said about prices being way up and quality way down. Things came to a halt with COVID, and then never recovered to their former glory once the pandemic ended. That's the current state of affairs in FKKLand, and we can only hope that one day things can get back to where they were in terms of hot, attractive girls being on premises for P4P sex. And hopefully at a price that we can still afford!
Artemis traditionally has been my second favorite club in Germany. As I entered the club after many years away, I quickly remembered why. It's well-appointed and very well laid out. There's nothing weird or quirky in terms of the layout, and it's pretty easy to navigate the place. It seemed that some minor renovations took place over the years, but the club appeared mostly as I remembered it. One thing that was different was the exorbitant entrance fee of 90 euros! That was the highest entrance fee I have paid so far this trip, and I think it's just too high for what you get. As I entered, the receptionist told me that it was 70 euros for half an hour with a girl, up from 60 the last time I patronized this club.
I arrived around 4 pm to a club that was moderately busy with plenty of guys and gals on hand. It was hard to say how many girls, but I would have to say that the optics were mostly disappointing. I know that I have gotten to be really, really picky over the years. I didn't like this girl because of her tits. No to this one because of her face. And no to that one because of her body! I was approached by girls from the Dominican Republic, Turkey, Spain, and of course Romania. No, no, no, no! I know that some of it is me. Maybe I'm being too picky. But then again, I know that the quality optics that were at this club when I first discovered it are simply no longer present.Lina tried Sharks, but I missed her. What was your problem about her look? Except piercings on nipples which is problem for me.
Lina tried Sharks, but I missed her. What was your problem about her look? Except piercings on nipples which is problem for me.Yes, she told me she tried Sharks and one other club I can't recall now. Like you, I kind of didn't like her tits. I agree that the piercings may be a part of the problem. But, she is a very popular girl at Artemis. I took my turn and fucked her today. Story coming!
I have a long history of reporting on this site. I try to be open, honest, and fair. But, I always caution that these are my opinions. What works for me may not work for someone else, and vice versa. But what I can say about my current reporting on the sex industry in Germany is this. It falls into line with what so, so many of the other guys have said about prices being way up and quality way down. Things came to a halt with COVID, and then never recovered to their former glory once the pandemic ended. That's the current state of affairs in FKKLand, and we can only hope that one day things can get back to where they were in terms of hot, attractive girls being on premises for P4P sex. And hopefully at a price that we can still afford!I agree about the COVID recovery period. I also think a few other things happened. It's been 4-5 years for most people. Yes prices in FKKland went up but so did prices everywhere.
As to Artemis specifically, I find that the lack of variety makes the rating scale more problematic If 85% of the girls in Sharks / Artemis are Ro and thin, oval faces don't put a bump in your towel, then it does make it problematic. All it takes for me is that ONE girl, who occasionally wanders in to work. In Samya it was an Italian, in Artemis it was a German, (her younger 'twin' sister appeared one day in Ingoldstadt), Those days make all the bad ones worth it!
Go deep, go often, and may the girls bend over for you. (That's my translation of Live Long and Prosper).
Artemis traditionally has been my second favorite club in Germany. As I entered the club after many years away, I quickly remembered why. It's well-appointed and very well laid out. There's nothing weird or quirky in terms of the layout, and it's pretty easy to navigate the place. It seemed that some minor renovations took place over the years, but the club appeared mostly as I remembered it. One thing that was different was the exorbitant entrance fee of 90 euros! That was the highest entrance fee I have paid so far this trip, and I think it's just too high for what you get. As I entered, the receptionist told me that it was 70 euros for half an hour with a girl, up from 60 the last time I patronized this club.
I arrived around 4 pm to a club that was moderately busy with plenty of guys and gals on hand. It was hard to say how many girls, but I would have to say that the optics were mostly disappointing. I know that I have gotten to be really, really picky over the years. I didn't like this girl because of her tits. No to this one because of her face.For my final day in Berlin, I returned to Artemis with my game day face and my battle paint on. Today I'm fucking. Somebody! Banzai! LOL! I decided that my target was going to be Lina, the blonde, German girl who I had spoken to briefly just a few days earlier (I had gotten over my initial reaction to her pierced tits). I decided to get to the club as close to opening time as possible because I could see that she was doing a lot of rooms, and I wanted her fresh. I mean like I reported earlier, I saw her do 4 rooms in about 4 hours the last time. No telling how many she had already done, and how many more she would do! And for the record, I know for a fact that Lina did 6 rooms during my last visit to Artemis, took a break, then came back around 8 pm for some more! She's definitely in the 1000 euros a day club and doesn't even have to "solicit" to get steady tricks. All she does is park herself somewhere in the main area, and guys are steady choosing her to go to the room. There is one other German girl with long, dark hair and a pretty face going by "Alexandria" who gets lots of rooms too. I would say she's a close number 2 behind Lina for steady business at Artemis.
I ubered to the club and arrived at 11:30 am. Paid my 90 euros entrance fee, and my plan was to change into a robe and shower, then hit the bar to see if Lina was already on the stroll. If not, then I would go ahead and have breakfast and wait for her to show up. Well, no Lina, so off to breakfast it was. And a good breakfast it was too! You could find all of the typical things available at a good European continental breakfast spread, but also scrambled eggs and bacon American style, which I greatly appreciated. Ate my breakfast, then headed back to the bar for some coffee, then took a seat to wait for Lina. Well, I didn't have to wait long, because between Noon and 12:30 pm in walks the object of my desires! She walked past me and I said her name to get her attention. I wasn't sure if she had heard me as she walked past and took a seat at the bar. Well, there were other mongers already present too, and no way was I about to let any of them beat me to her! A lion is still hungry! A lion still has to eat! And it's the top lion king who gets to eat first! I was up out of my seat and next to Lina faster than you can say Jackie Robinson! The Cane is going to get on her first!
Lina has a pleasant and easy going disposition with a nice smile. Like I said, she has that cute "girl next door" look. The kind of girl you always fantasized about dating, and if she was a good girl then she is the one who you introduce to the rest of the family and propose marriage to. You know, that type. I wasn't sure if she remembered me from just a few nights before. These girls fuck so many guys that I don't think they would recognize their own brothers if they came strutting in their in robes LOL! I reminded her of when and where we spoke, and I think she remembered after that. Lina told me that she was 22 years old and from Hamburg. I told her how I had just been in Hamburg and how bad the FKK scene was there, especially at Atmos, and she agreed. I asked Lina how long she had been working at Artemis, and for some reason she didn't want to answer. But, I knew it had been at least since May of 2022 because I did a search on her name on ISG and found a report mentioning her from that time. Don't know why she didn't want to tell me.
Lina asked me if I was interested in going to the room, and I said yes, but we didn't have to go right away. I mean, I had literally "bum rushed" her (pun intended) as soon as she walked into the bar LOL. I still had my coffee and some water to finish. She had gotten something to drink as we were talking. She asked if she could take time for a cigarette, and I was like sure! We used that time to work out the deal. I said I wanted an hour with massage, BBBJ, CIM, straight sex, and anal. Lina said she didn't do anal (dang), but she was OK with everything else. Her price was 250 euros. Well, that was on par with what I had paid for the same services during this trip. So, I was OK with it. We finished our drinks and her the cigarette, then off to the room. I like to follow behind the girl and spy on her butt as she walks, seeing the cheeks switch back and forth. Always revs me up and gets me prepped for action with a stiff boner! And Lina has a nice arsch too! Not too big and not too small. Not too hard and not too soft! In the zimmer, we started with the massage first, and it was extra pleasing to me as it made up for the disaster that had just occurred the previous day. I would say that Lina's massage skills were "sufficient". I have had better, but I've also had worse. Much worse! After a good rub down from head to toe, it was time for the fucking and sucking!
Lina's BBBJ skills were damn good! I like how she sucked and spit and flicked her tongue all over the sensitive head of my dick. Oh, to look down and see that pretty face of hers as she sucked voraciously! Man, I'm getting my dick sucked by the girl next door! If I'm not careful, she's going to make me cum too soon! I asked Lina if she liked 69, and she said yes, but that it would be 50 euros more to eat her out. Well bunk that! I wasn't trying to pay more than 250. I decided I had to taste this pretty girl's "arschloch". I mean, how often do you get to eat the puss and ass of the girl next door! To keep the price at 250, I chose to skip the CIM (we had already agreed that if I didn't CIM then I wouldn't be paying for that) in favor of eating Lina out. She swung around and assumed the position, and I let my mouth do the talking as it should LOL. I ate the pussy and kissed Lina's nice ass. But I noticed that when I tongued her butt hole she moved her ass up a little bit. I asked then about eating her ass, and she said she didn't like that! Well, too late because an "anal connoisseur" already got a taste LMAO! From 69 we went into cowgirl. Lina declined to use one of my condoms saying she had to take precautions because of the things guys have been known to do. I said I understood.
She sucked on one of her condoms then mounted me. The pussy was tight! Didn't feel to me that she had popped any babies out yet. I looked up in rapture at Lina's smiling face. Her pretty, blue-eyed, blonde-haired, Teutonic face. I thought, "I have such lust in my heart for the German. Me and my boy Mr. Ho both have so much lust in our dark hearts for the attractive, Aryan, German". I requested that we switch to doggy so that I could hit that arsch some. No problem for Lina who assumed the position, head down and arsch up in the air. I hit it for just a little bit before deciding I preferred missionary so I could "nut" in this good looking girl. My "next door neighbor". Lina was quickly onto her back and legs up ankles near her head to allow maximum penetration. I pushed into her warm moistness as she looked up into my eyes with a huge grin on her face. It was another moment of rapture for me. Looking down at those sparkling blue eyes, that attractive dark blonde hair, and those pearly whites. Staring back into Lina's eyes, I told her how rec pretty that she was, and how good that blonde, German pussy of hers was. I said that there was nothing better than to be fucking a "blondie", and that a German blondie was the best. To this she actually started giggling!
I decided that I was ready to cum. That it was time to blow. With the way Lina had her legs up, this perfectly exposed her butt cheeks, which I started to hit with to a rhythmic "smack, smack, smack, smack, smack". "Oh the German pussy! Oh that blonde German pussy! Oh the German pussy feels so, so good. I'm going to! I'm going to cum"! All the while Lina is looking up at me smiling! Right into my eyes. Seemingly taking pleasure in the fact that she was giving me so much pleasure. I wanted to kiss her pink lips just before beginning to spurt, but it was actually more enjoyable to keep the staring into each other's eyes while fucking. Well, my eyes were both opening and closing LOL! I kept up with the smacking lewdly against Lina's plumb ass cheeks, closed my eyes, and got "the good feeling" all over my body before finally letting loose with a healthy load! And with that, Lina helped me clean up, and we had some pleasant small talk. We went down to the little lockers where us mongers keep our money, and I paid Lina the previously agreed upon 250 euros. A couple of pecks on her "other cheeks", and we went our separate ways, occasionally acknowledging each other when we saw each other in the club later. I hung around to see if I might fancy anyone else. I spoke briefly to a Polish girl going by "Nellie" but passed because her face fell a bit short of standard. Talked to a Romanian girl who was a bit too thin for me, and her face kind of hard. Damn have I gotten picky! This is a part of the problem, and I know it. But, it's a good problem to have. It means that if I do choose a girl, then yes she's floating my boat. And being so picky helps to keep spending down and saves money.
In the meantime, I kept my eyes on Lina from a distance. And watched her go fuck trick after trick. Roughly about one on the hour every hour before taking a break around dinner time before coming back. I thought, "Well, I got on her first bros. I got on her first. At least today I did"! LMFAO! I wonder if Lina will ever be able to find true love and her own sexual fulfillment? I mean, for women it's a whole other emotional dimension. She's fucking so many guys every single day will she become jaded? Or maybe she is already? If she is, then you would never know it. And who am I to say that at her current stage in life, she's not receiving the sexual fulfillment she desires for right now? I mean, she's pleasant and easygoing and smiles and laughs a lot. She knows how to engage with guys and make them feel comfortable. And she told me she likes what she's doing as her job. Plus she's sure as hell making a lot of money. That's for damn sure! I don't know. It just seems to me that a woman who keeps fucking so many men day after day after day might get jaded and just start to look upon us men as hunting and grunting beasts looking to hunch off on as many attractive females as possible. Well, right now she's good at her job. I know that much. She satisfied me physically and mentally during our session. I fucked in Frankfurt. I fucked in Hamburg. And now I had a good fuck in Berlin with a rare German find at an FKK club. That's what matters most to me right now. So onward ho I go!
Yes, she told me she tried Sharks and one other club I can't recall now. Like you, I kind of didn't like her tits. I agree that the piercings may be a part of the problem. But, she is a very popular girl at Artemis. I took my turn and fucked her today. Story coming!My mistake, I understood You didn't go with her because You didn't like her breasts. Piercings on nipples are killing excitement, too porn for me. Was she good for sex, real FK? Pity she didn't succeed at Sharks.
My mistake, I understood You didn't go with her because You didn't like her breasts. Piercings on nipples are killing excitement, too porn for me. Was she good for sex, real FK? Pity she didn't succeed at Sharks.I can see why working at Sharks can be a double edged sword for a girl. On the one hand you have lots and lots of potential clients. But on the other hand there is lots and lots of competition from other girls. At Sharks, Lina was just another pretty face. But at Artemis, another club with a strong clientele but not as much competition, she sits upon the throne as the number one tute. She is the Queen of Artemis. She is a good business woman who made a smart move to dramatically increase her sales!
For my final day in Berlin, I returned to Artemis with my game day face and my battle paint on. Today I'm fucking. Somebody! Banzai! LOL! I decided that my target was going to be Lina, the blonde, German girl who I had spoken to briefly just a few days earlier (I had gotten over my initial reaction to her pierced tits). I decided to get to the club as close to opening time as possible because I could see that she was doing a lot of rooms, and I wanted her fresh. I mean like I reported earlier, I saw her do 4 rooms in about 4 hours the last time. No telling how many she had already done, and how many more she would do! And for the record, I know for a fact that Lina did 6 rooms during my last visit to Artemis, took a break, then came back around 8 pm for some more! She's definitely in the 1000 euros a day club and doesn't even have to "solicit" to get steady tricks. All she does is park herself somewhere in the main area, and guys are steady choosing her to go to the room. There is one other German girl with long, dark hair and a pretty face going by "Alexandria" who gets lots of rooms too. I would say she's a close number 2 behind Lina for steady business at Artemis..Many upselling Lina for 69, licking, probably kissing. Probably why she didn't get good enough business at Sharks where some pretties provide all for 100.
I went to Artemis twice in early September. Just wanted to share my experience. Overall, there were more hot girls when I went in October 2024. Still there are some nice ones. I prefer slim girls.
I went with 4 girls total over 2 nights. One hot blonde Bulgarian, one slim Turkish girl, one slim blonde Romanian, and one brunette Romanian with nice natural boobs. Three were good, the Bulgarian and the 2 Romanians. The Turkish one, her name is Aileen, was the worst. I've been to Artemis many times over the years, and this Turkish girl was my only bad experience here, and it was quite bad. Avoid her! I agreed for a 30 minute session with her for 90 euros. Basically, she was rushing things so much that it totally ruined the vibe and the experience. When I wanted a little bit more of something, whether its kissing her boobs or BJ, she said no and just wanted to get things over with. We proceeded to sex. But given her attitude I was losing my erection. So she said she'll just give me a hand job. OK, fine. But even that, after a short while she said her hand hurts, and that no more. That's ridiculous. I said lets just try sex again, she said no.
I said I want to complain to the manager about her. Lets go to the reception. So we did. Unfortunately there was a very long line of guys waiting to get in, so I couldn't talk to the girl at the reception. I ended up just paying her her 90 euros reluctantly. Worst experience. I even tried to reach the manager of Artemis by email the day after, but they said if there are problems, I should have talked to the front desk that night. Oh well. One very bad apple in an otherwise decent visit to Artemis.
So it's been a week or more since I left and usually I make some notes so I don't foget the details. But 4 nights of nude girls and double sessions in all but the first day has made a mockery of my memory skills.
I arrived between 4 and 5 and a handful of men and about 2 x women. No one seemed to be going to the rooms. Lots of girls rubbing themselves against men scattered around the outskirts of the room. Found Melissa to start. Short Ro, brown hair, small perky breasts, tight hips and ass. She immediately agreed to anal. One pick, one ask, one win. BUT. She said she needed a bit of time to get ready as I was her first of the night. 30 minutes later I went back over and she shook her head and said her lower parts were a bit "congested", which is enough of a warning to go with the rest of her offerings. Patience not my strong suit. 90 for 30 min with deep, sloppy french and some nice sex. I'm sure I loosed her up. So to speak. At least my thighs had a work out. No kissiing though. What's up with that?!
Off I went to the massage area to grab 30 minutes of working out the muscles. What I dislike about Artemis massage is that it's in the main wellness bereich and the breeze, hard smell of chlorine and the constant movement of men makes it harder to just zone in my massage heaven. (first world problems, right). Nice chat with the Younger of the two massage guys, somehow compensated for the bad atmosphere.
Several coffees, a nice long talk with an Indian guy from metropolitan NY areas. We compared notes. He pointed to a big boned blond lady that he had just poked. Right away I'm downgrading this guy to a wanker. I mean, HER, with all the others in the room. But of course, taste is definitely a matter of "taste". He paid 240 for 45 and got BBBJ, massage and sex in multiple positioins. He did say she wouldn't allow him to touch her pussy. OK strike 2, bad taste and bad bargaoining. He said there were other things he could "add on" but I decided I didn't need to know the menu to realize I wasn't going to dine at her pussy.
I asked what he planned next and he pointed across the room at a very cute girl I hadn't seen. Mr Big Spender just rose up in my estimation. So I walked over to her side and ordered another double crema debating on whether to toss in a brandy. Waiting for the coffee she started to lean into me. Good sign! Well Mr Metropolitan, you snooze you lose. She said her name was Kateliaya or Kataleya or YA YA YA. A shorter attractive fit brunette in a tight package. German via eastern Europe. (not RO but not Russian) Little me had taken over at this point and started to open up the robe by himself, so I can't remember some of the less important details. I asked her about her skill set. She said 70 - 90 plus 100 for anal and she was fresh and very tight, maybe I couldn't get it in. I'm a guy always up for a challenge. She also said her best skill was her oral ability. So I said, could she go an hour? She said, 40 more and she'd toss in a massage. NOW THIS WAS PROMISING. But no kissing. (she was the 4th girl who said NO to kissing. In the past it's always been YES but 50+ - and before you say, maybe I forgot to brush my teeth, this has never ever been an issue across the FKK worlds).
Anyway, in the room, long long long BJ, working all the areas, and adding a bit of finger nail and then a massage between the butt cheeks, Then she slipped on the condom and off we rode. Then she asked if I wanted to try cowgirl anal. (Call me the Lone Ranger). Then she said, if I wanted her on top, I needed to stay harder longer, and the only way to fix that was to start again with oral. (Damn the massage and damn not finding her first!) Off went the condom, back to french, back to mish, back to back (door) Was going to do an Amy Winehouse joke, but.
Anyway, I got a bit tired and she said, I got one condom left young Skywalker use it wisely (I'm throwing every metaphor into this cauldron). AND OFF We went to French, and her magic fingers. And then some crazy moves to get the condom on while using my chest and nipples as a pussy massager, then some other kama sutra stance, then side saddle anal, followed by doggie anal and me screaming HI OH SILVER and Tanto bring the rescue wagon. Massage, some great conversation about how her first anal of the night is always tough for guys as she doesn't "open up easily".
Dinner pasta and shrimp. Meh. Salad, basic, dessert and shower. Then off to the Ubahn cause there is NO UBER connection at that point. It's not a bad walk and I had a couple German guys to chat with who were also going to StadtMitte. My balls were sore but happy, empty, completely empty. And I swear I could still taste the sweet flavor of sex. Oh yeah, I paid less than the other guy paid.
So it's been a week or more since I left and usually I make some notes so I don't foget the details. But 4 nights of nude girls and double sessions in all but the first day has made a mockery of my memory skills.
I arrived between 4 and 5 and a handful of men and about 2 x women. No one seemed to be going to the rooms. Lots of girls rubbing themselves against men scattered around the outskirts of the room. Found Melissa to start. Short Ro, brown hair, small perky breasts, tight hips and ass. She immediately agreed to anal. One pick, one ask, one win. BUT. She said she needed a bit of time to get ready as I was her first of the night. 30 minutes later I went back over and she shook her head and said her lower parts were a bit "congested", which is enough of a warning to go with the rest of her offerings. Patience not my strong suit. 90 for 30 min with deep, sloppy french and some nice sex. I'm sure I loosed her up. So to speak. At least my thighs had a work out. No kissiing though. What's up with that?.And me envious! Virtually all the girls I liked last trip weren't offering anal. And there you were getting anal right from the get go! Lina didn't even like me putting my tongue in her arsch. But I got me some anyway hahaha! And surprised you couldn't get an Uber at any time from Artemis. Berlin is a huge, 24/7 city. Only place I had a problem was trying to get back from World, which is in the middle of nowhere.
Then she asked if I wanted to try cowgirl anal. (Call me the Lone Ranger). Then she said, if I wanted her on top, I needed to stay harder longer, and the only way to fix that was to start again with oral. Off went the condom, back to french, back to mish, back to back (door) Was going to do an Amy Winehouse joke, but.
doggie anal and me screaming HI OH SILVER and Tanto bring the rescue wagon. My balls were sore but happy, empty, completely empty. And I swear I could still taste the sweet flavor of sex. Oh yeah, I paid less than the other guy paid.Really enjoyed the very entertaining report. Thanks!
And me envious! Virtually all the girls I liked last trip weren't offering anal. And there you were getting anal right from the get go! Lina didn't even like me putting my tongue in her arsch. But I got me some anyway hahaha! And surprised you couldn't get an Uber at any time from Artemis. Berlin is a huge, 24/7 city. Only place I had a problem was trying to get back from World, which is in the middle of nowhere.I would say that more than half of the ladies I ask say yes to anal. AND I wonder is it something I help select by the ladies I talk to? Is it a look or a type. (Is my dick so small they figure they won't feel it anyway- joke!) I was just surprised how NOT ONE of the ladies in Artemis tried to upsell me on kissing. That was more of a shocker on how easy it was to find anal.
I remember my wing man being surprised on our second trip together how direct I was. He's more of a warm them up and see if she's sympatico. I was more, if they don't offer anal, how sympatico can they be. I'm saving them the effort and the disappointment. But there are occasions when the look or the vibe outweighs the offer. Like when a lady said, her pussy was tighter than most girls' asses and damn if she wasn't right. Still. I haven't noticed a lack of available ladies. BUT MAYBE I have a much lower standard than you. Maybe you'd turn your nose up at some of the girls I pick. That'd be OK MORE FOR ME.
I'll be traveling across Germany Austria and maybe Switzerland next month, I'll try and keep an excel spread sheet.
Rambambinoz
12-11-25, 01:16
Lina told me that she was 22 years old and from Hamburg. I told her how I had just been in Hamburg and how bad the FKK scene was there, especially at Atmos, and she agreed. I asked Lina how long she had been working at Artemis, and for some reason she didn't want to answer. But, I knew it had been at least since May of 2022 because I did a search on her name on ISG and found a report mentioning her from that time. Don't know why she didn't want to tell me.She was 21 back in 2019, so makes her at least 27 now. I'm bored of Artemis now, otherwise I'd happily go just to see her again. Katalia is another one that I keep a particular eye out for.
She was 21 back in 2019, so makes her at least 27 now. I'm bored of Artemis now, otherwise I'd happily go just to see her again.And she's fucking everybody making big money! Clearly the most desired girl in the club, at least when I was there last. Constantly turning tricks. Don't know how she can keep going after all of these years.
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