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01-01-07, 01:00
Kirschbaumweg 26a 50996 KÖLN-ROENKIRCHEN
Phone: 02236/969636
Open: Mon-Sat 11-1, Sun 15-1
Homepage: http://www.samya.de/
Entrance: 50€
Price: 50€/30min

Nessie
01-28-07, 17:55
Thanks for the new thread--Samya certainly deserves it. BTW, it's RODENKIRCHEN, but I imagine anyone would figure that out.

Regarding rates, it's worth noting that the second half hour with a lady is just 25 Euros, so you can get a full hour for 75.

Excess
01-28-07, 19:47
Samya used to be a regular stopover in Cologne for me.

I like the premises greatly - very neat and clean, pricing is very good.

I have reported in the FKK Other section on several of the visits.

Have had outstanding sessions and so-so sessions. Overall very good to better.

So why have I put Samya on my personal Avoid list ?

The attitude of the girls and their little cliques that are not helped by the poor layout of the club sofas generates several small smoking circles of the girls and in general I got to the point where I had little interest or enthousiasm to break them up more or less by force to begin to discuss service terms and conditions. Who needs it?

Saying all that, I can also report that I had one of my top 3 career sessions at Samya with a little reported on lady who appears only on Wednesday evenings. An Alsace German girl, now living in Cologne with glasses - Nicole - she is on the list of the web site if you select Wednesdays. Longish blonish hair, slim and one of the very few who appear totally nude at all times - you won't miss her if she is there on a Wednesday evening.

An astounding session of over 2 hours that went on and on and .... Likes it all but gently - digits, DATY, BBBJ, DFK and it was a multi orgasmic event on both sides. Charges were for an 1 1/2 hours in the end. Perhaps a bonus for good behaviour. A mind changing experience as they say.

I have been very tempted to return to Samya on a Wednesday night just for Nicole. Nearly did so recently - but I held firm and didn't as Samya is on my avoid list.

Happy to contribute to the Samya thread and hope that management gets to grip with the girls' and layout issues in the future. If so would be very happy to return.

Footiefan
02-01-07, 10:56
I'm planning to go in a week or so to Samya when over from UK - Excess' comments are putting me off a bit. Is there anything else in the Cologne area worth going to (without hiring a car)

Cheers in advance.

Warsteiner
02-01-07, 20:50
I'm planning to go in a week or so to Samya when over from UK - Excess' comments are putting me off a bit. Is there anything else in the Cologne area worth going to (without hiring a car)

Cheers in advance.Don't let Excess's comments put you off. I've visited Samya on several occasions and have always been impressed with the line-up and the quality of sessions that I've had. Recently I've been travelling by car so I've been experiencing the delights of GT or PHG but I'll be visiting Samya on my next visit. Some of the positives:

- Easily reachable by public transport (20 mins from the hauptbahnhof)
- the website shows you exactly which girl is going to be at the club on a particular day and what services the girl offers (no more guessing)
- the girls are not allowed in the basement level by the saunas so you can relax on one of the reclining chairs without being hassled (this is a major plus after visiting GT where girls will constantly approach you when you are trying to relax)
- the management seems to have listened to the complaints that the girls were sitting in groups as during my last visit all of the girls were sat in groups of no more than 2

If you go make sure to have a session with Kinga who is very attractive and will do almost anything, Josi who can be really passionate and there are positive reports on the German board about Simon.

The jury is out on Marleen as some people love her and others hate her. I had a session with her and am still undecided. Marleen who has a perfect 10 body with breasts that bounce as she walks can be a bit cold in the main room but in private she can be qutie dominating.

If you are in the area I would definately recommend a visit.

Excess
02-01-07, 22:36
" the management seems to have listened to the complaints that the girls were sitting in groups as during my last visit all of the girls were sat in groups of no more than 2"

That would be a step forward, Warsteiner, thanks for that observation.

As I mentioned in my post, I do hope that things turn or have turned around as it was my favorite for some time and does have some positives. I will consider another visit - especially on a Wednesday.

Should you decide to visit, Footiefan, I will look forward to your report on Samya. Enjoy.

Jackyo
02-02-07, 04:18
I'm planning to go in a week or so to Samya when over from UK - Excess' comments are putting me off a bit. Is there anything else in the Cologne area worth going to (without hiring a car)

Cheers in advance.In Koeln there is, as well, Sudbad - sister club to Bernds.

I cannot recommend Pascha, the Laufhaus or anything else in its vicinity such as the other Laufhaus across the street from it.

These are all within city limits and all erreichbar with public transport.

Jackyo
02-02-07, 04:50
- the management seems to have listened to the complaints that the girls were sitting in groups as during my last visit all of the girls were sat in groups of no more than 2The problem at this club isn't so much that the girls sit together, this club just has really crappy furniture, particularly that card table in the middle of the room.

What they need is an efficient Kontakraum like they have at Babylon with a continuous couch along the walls.

A continuous couch would allow for more opportunities to interact with the girls particularly if they learn not to sit together.

I don't like approaching girls on uncomfortable Barhocker by the Theke at this club. It reminds me too much of the extremely inefficient use of space at PHG in their crowded Kontaktraum.

Footiefan
02-02-07, 10:42
Thanks for the advice. I also like the look of The Living Room, so think I will go there one day and Samya the other. Will report on my return.

Breadman
02-02-07, 19:49
The problem at this club isn't so much that the girls sit together, this club just has really crappy furniture, particularly that card table in the middle of the room.


When other clubs are upgrading their setup it seems like Samya is taking the discount approach. Last time I was there they added a sitting area with of all things wicker furniture. Sure, it has some padding on it...but how long do you really think it will last? You know how many guys are going to be using these seats...no way they will last.

And for the amount of space they have in their main room, a 20 person bar just takes up too much of it...

Warsteiner
02-13-07, 21:52
I had a quick last minute visit to Cologne last weekend and as I didn't have any transport I decided to visit Samya.

Sat 10th

I arrived at about 5:30pm and there were about 20 women with a similar amount of men in the club. After a look around and a drink I was ready for some action and approached a girl whose name I have forgotten :o but I think it was Dilara. She is from Persia (Tehran) but was brought up in Germany frmo a young age and speaks perfect German. She has a very pretty face with slightly saggy D cup breasts and a slim backside.

Looks - 8
Attitude - 6
Session - 3
Repeat Factor - 2

Unfortunately for me this girl was way too professional with way too much hand arbeit during the BBBJ and practically pulled me out of her as I was still cumming. This was the only bad session of the weekend but this girl should be avoided.

I was hoping to see Kinga on this trip and from the website she should have been working on the Saturday but either she was either busy all night or had taken the day off.

After realising that Kinga wasn't going to show up I noticed Cleopatra who had been walking up the stairs when I arrived. She is 19, 1.58m tall with C cup breasts and short dark hair.

Looks - 8 (very cute)
Attitude - 8
Session - 8
Repeat Factor - 8

I had a great time with Cleopatra and spent an hour with her. She responds well to DATY and can be quite noisy if you press the right buttons. After the session we spent 20 mins just lying on the bed chatting.

I was pretty much done for the night and was relaxing with a beer when Josi came over to say hello. During my last visit in October I'd spent almost an hour just chatting to her and was suprised that she remembered me. We had a chat and I said that I would see her on the Sunday.

Sun 11th

I arrived shortly after the club opened at 3pm and by 4pm the club was busy with about 15 women and 20 men. Josi was there but I didn't manage to get a session with her. The previous day I had spotted a tall, slim girl with large (natural) D cup breasts and very long dark hair. She was sitting by herself so I approached her. Unfortunately she is not on the site and I can't remember her name although it started with 'A' (sorry guys but you'll know if you see her)

After approaching her she told me that she was from Germany and had previously worked in PHG and Dorsten. I was a bit worried that this may be a repeat of my session with Delia as she could be too professional but I needn't have worried.

Looks - 8
Attitude - 8
Session - 9
Repeat Factor - 8

She provided one of the best BBBJ's I've had in a long time and after some DFK, DATY, a couple of positions I finished off with CIM.

I needed a rest after that session and was just in time to see Kinga enter the main room at 5pm. She was immediately jumped on (almost literally) by a guest, which was fine because I needed a rest. One hour later she reappeared and I was about to make a move but someone else beat me too her :-( Another hour later and after some food I decided that I was going to be front of the queue. She was eating some food and I strategically placed myself next to her so that once she finished I could pounce, which I did and off we went to the room.

Looks - 9
Attitude - 10
Session - 9
Repeat Factor - 10+

Kinga is one of the best women in these clubs. She is extremely attractive, will do pretty much anything and doesn't rush the session. I'd had a session with her in October and was suprised that she remembered me. We had a good chat is great fun to be around, even taking the [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) out of my terrible German accent!!

After Kinga I was done for the night so had a couple of beers and a chat to some of the women. Once again there were at least another 7 or 8 women that I would have a session with including:

Josi - this is going to happen sometime
Steffi - a German girl with a great attitude and body
Esma - a Hungarian with bright red hair, large breasts and was always laughing during my visits
Carey - I spent a while chatting with her and Josi and she also has a great attitude.

And of course I'll hopefully be having repeat sessions with Kinga, Cleopatra and the girl whose name begins with 'A'.

I've been to GT, BN and PHG several times since my last visit to Samya last October but this still remains one of my favourite clubs.

Chicafan
02-14-07, 01:26
Thanks for the report Warsteiner. You've given me an idea. In two weeks I am in NRW for three nights then Frankfurt for three. My plan right now is to rent a car(weather permitting) and do GT early then LR till the wee hours my first two nights. I was thinking I would probably then do either GT or LR only my third night because bouncing clubs like that can wear you down. But I really do like Cologne a lot. It's one of my favorite places. If my third day arrives and I feel like I have had all I need of GT/LR I am going to stay in Cologne and go to Samya. I would hate to miss the city altogether this trip and if I do not get there the third day I'll have to bypass it on my way to Frankfurt.

Surely they have enough good looking young euro girls for a guy to make a decent night of it.

Warsteiner
02-15-07, 21:21
Surely they have enough good looking young euro girls for a guy to make a decent night of it.

Definately, I haven't been to LR but looking at the reports it's worth a visit. I'm a bit off GT at the moment because I just find the main room too busy and smokey and in the Winter you can't really escape the smoke by going outside for a while but I'm sure I'll be there in the Summer.

Make sure you have a chat with the girls even if you don't want a session with them. I think that one of the reasons that this club isn't so popular is that there isn't much room to move around and so people can find it boring in between sessions. I find this a positive because it means that you can interact with the women in between sessions and just have a general chat about this and that. That's also the reason that I like BN.

Don't worry if you don't speak German as a lot if the girls speak English

Breadman
02-15-07, 22:55
I checked Samya's website, noticed a couple more girls listed (although no new pics lately). I also noticed most of the girls that caught my interest (and those in Warsteiners review below) seem to work the later part of the week.

So Chicafan, id suggest you plan a visit later in the week if possible.

Forced Hand
02-18-07, 02:23
I paid a visit to Samya on 15th Feb. and I must say it was well worth the visit. The enterance fee is E50 and rates are E50 per 30 mins and E75 for 60 mins. There is a full schedule of rates posted on the wall inside the door. I can't read German and I felt I missing out on a lot of things in life given the length of the list! I went with a friend and it was about 6 in the evening on a night when there was a carnival in Cologne. THere were about 20 girls in the club ranging from about 9 to 4. It was busy ant there were about 40 punters. The place is very clean and the facilities very good. You could pay your E50 entry fee and get your monies worth from the sauna, free beer and food and enjoyment of viewing the girls without going with anyone.

I went with an aisan girl called Jolene who spent a full half hour with me and never seemed to tire of sucking and lickiing. She had a great attitude and was well worth the E50.

I then went with a Portugese gerl called Olivia and she was exceptional also. She was unhurried and free with herself.

The big and significant difference (from my perspective) from this club and the Frankfurt 3 is that you are paying for 30 mins and not one cum! The girls are unhurried and recognise that they are paid for their time so they don't try and rush you. I couldn't believe the slow leisurely pace of things and their attention to detail.

I meet the owner when I was waiting for a taxi and complemented him on the clean well run club that he was running.

Must admit in the words of the Terminator "I'll be back".

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Surferr3
02-19-07, 06:25
Greetings All,

Few quick questions....

I have a quick business trip to Cologne in a few weeks. I am staying at the Intercontinental Hotel downtown.

From previous postings it seems like outcall escort services are out of the question based on pricing. I have traveled many places but never to Germany. If I decide to go to a FKK club (never been:)) I will hire a car or taxi. Is this the best club for me? I have read about another FKK in Colgone as well as Pascha.

I am looking for something semi close to my hotel.

Where should I go?
How long is the drive?
What will I pay for a taxi from my hotel?

Many thanks in advance.

Ortos
02-19-07, 09:59
Although I am more of a Hessen monger and do not spend enough time in Koln, even I know that Pascha is one of the worst alternatives available in this great city. To compare Pascha with Samya, is like comparing McDonald's to a fine Italian trattoria!

Samya is in another category, it is within easy public transport range from central Koln, so scroll down in this thread and you shall find the directions.

Jackyo
02-19-07, 11:24
Greetings All,

Few quick questions....

I have a quick business trip to Cologne in a few weeks. I am staying at the Intercontinental Hotel downtown.

From previous postings it seems like outcall escort services are out of the question based on pricing. I have traveled many places but never to Germany. If I decide to go to a FKK club (never been:)) I will hire a car or taxi. Is this the best club for me? I have read about another FKK in Colgone as well as Pascha.

I am looking for something semi close to my hotel.

Where should I go?
How long is the drive?
What will I pay for a taxi from my hotel?

Many thanks in advance.
.. are never used in the same sentence.

The two clubs I can think of within city limits worth visiting are Sudbad and Samya (with a preference for Samya).

Warsteiner
02-19-07, 21:24
Greetings All,

Few quick questions....

I have a quick business trip to Cologne in a few weeks. I am staying at the Intercontinental Hotel downtown.

From previous postings it seems like outcall escort services are out of the question based on pricing. I have traveled many places but never to Germany. If I decide to go to a FKK club (never been:)) I will hire a car or taxi. Is this the best club for me? I have read about another FKK in Colgone as well as Pascha.

I am looking for something semi close to my hotel.

Where should I go?
How long is the drive?
What will I pay for a taxi from my hotel?

Many thanks in advance.

Steer clear of Pascha. I don't know about Sudbad but Samya will be about 15 mins drive from the InterContinental or about 30 mins by public transport.

There is currently some engineering work going on at the Cologne train station that is affecting the STR trains and there are only 3 lines running north. I think these are the 6, 18 and 19 but it doesn't really matter. Take anyone of these trains to Barbarossaplatz and then take the 16 in the direction of either Bonn-Bad Godesberg or Sürth Bahnhof. You will need to get off at Michaelshoven.

Exit the platform (there is only one way out) and follow the road to the right as there is some type of office block/factory on the left with security gates. You'll come to a main road and you should cross over and carry on straight ahead. About 300m down this road is Kirschbaumweg and Samya is about 100m on the right. It takes about 10 mins to walk from the Michaelshoven stop to Samya and the trains run pretty frequently late into the night.

Surferr3
02-20-07, 06:19
I will plan on going to samya while in town. Seems like it's a short taxi and easy to find.

On the website when translated into english, it states a few services which I am unfamiliar with. Can someone help decipher?

schmusen
leakage
muschfingern
insemination of body (I'm going to guess this means you can drop a load on her body)
verbalerotik
dildospiele

Any takers?

Thanks again for your guidance.

Iseeu
02-20-07, 08:50
Greetings All,

Few quick questions....

I have a quick business trip to Cologne in a few weeks. I am staying at the Intercontinental Hotel downtown.

I am looking for something semi close to my hotel.

Where should I go?
How long is the drive?
What will I pay for a taxi from my hotel?

Many thanks in advance.
...is without a doubt Samya. I've stayed at the IC and it should take less than 15 minutes depending on traffic and cost between 10 and 15 Euro to get to Samya from there. All of the taxi drivers know it well and there's no need to rent a car just for that. You could also get there via public transportation following Warsteiner's directions.
Outside of Cologne, you're within a 30 minute drive from both Living Room and Bernd's. Now it's getting pricey by taxi and a rental car could come in handy for convenience as well.
If you'd like to go to a fantastic highly recommended bordello, you could try Traum Paradies, which is in Spich. It should take less than 20 minutes depending on traffic from the IC, and cost about 20 Euro.

Njoy and report

Iseeu
02-20-07, 08:58
Can someone help decipher?

schmusen
leakage
muschfingern
insemination of body (I'm going to guess this means you can drop a load on her body)
verbalerotik
dildospiele

...sh*t but some of these are glaringly obvious:

muschfingern= "muschi" means "pussy"- figure out the rest
insemination of body (I'm going to guess this means you can drop a load on her body)= COB
verbalerotik= Oral
dildospiele= "spiele" means "play"- figure out the rest

Ortos
02-20-07, 09:42
IseeU got most of it correct! But here let me try to shine additional light on this...and I agree some of it can be well figured out even if you know no Deutsch:

schmusen -- This you learn from your first good German GF: Kissing (DFK)
leakage -- Probably a cryptic translation for Natur Sekt: Pissing
muschfingern -- muschi = vagina; what do you do with your finger?
insemination of body (I'm going to guess this means you can drop a load on her body): you got it
verbalerotik -- Speaking erotic words/phrases during sex
dildospiele -- spiele = games...figure out he rest

Ortos

Jackyo
02-20-07, 12:15
IseeU got most of it correct! But here let me try to shine additional light on this...and I agree some of it can be well figured out even if you know no Deutsch:

schmusen -- This you learn from your first good German GF: Kissing (DFK)
leakage -- Probably a cryptic translation for Natur Sekt: Pissing
muschfingern -- muschi = vagina; what do you do with your finger?
insemination of body (I'm going to guess this means you can drop a load on her body): you got it
verbalerotik -- Speaking erotic words/phrases during sex
dildospiele -- spiele = games...figure out he rest

Ortos

leakage: I think you wanted to translate "lecken" which is to lick

Schmusen is like the Yiddish "schmoozing"

Muschifingern: take a Muschi and add a finger

Koerperbesamung: you dump on a load on her Koerper or body (or her face in the case of Gesichtsbesamung: "Gesicht" is "face")

What I've always wanted to try out of curiosity is "Fusserotik"... she gets you off with her feet... it may or may not work though as she would have to have really nice feet.

Blue Eyes
02-20-07, 22:13
I will plan on going to samya while in town. Seems like it's a short taxi and easy to find.

On the website when translated into english, it states a few services which I am unfamiliar with. Can someone help decipher?

schmusen
leakage
muschfingern
insemination of body (I'm going to guess this means you can drop a load on her body)
verbalerotik
dildospiele

Any takers?

Thanks again for your guidance.Maybe I can help you:

schmusen - cuddling
lecken - daty
muschi fingern - play with her pussy
insemination of body - you are right. you can drop a load on her body
verbalerotik - talking hot while you are having sex = dirty talk
dildospiele - playing with a dildo/vibrator during the sex game

Have fun

Blue Eyes

Marlow
02-21-07, 14:17
No please don't change the translations! I think they are great as they are. You couldn't invent better words if you tried....
the best for me is 'insemination of the body'- that's one I'm going to use. And possibly leakage - so accurately describes the action..

Marlow
02-21-07, 14:20
She gets you off with her feet? What, a kick in the proverbials? fusserotik could mean anything from foot fetish (you pray, she commands) to the well known scissor action (your best bit between her feet and she makes like a boy scout starting a fire resulting in an insemination of the body)

Surferr3
02-22-07, 01:33
Thanks!

Regardless of who I see and what I do I can 100% guarantee that body insemination will be inevitible.

Looking forward to the load drop in a few weeks.

Thanks again for the details hombres.

Janmulkers
02-25-07, 12:21
Are all the girls in Samya topless or just a few?

How about if you are on the room with a girl for more then half an hour (let's say 33 minutes). Do they charge extra for those few minutes?

Warsteiner
02-28-07, 21:13
Are all the girls in Samya topless or just a few?

How about if you are on the room with a girl for more then half an hour (let's say 33 minutes). Do they charge extra for those few minutes?

Some of the girls are topless, some wear a bra. I'd say that this was pretty much 50/50 split between those who wear a bra and those who don't. Don't take the fact that some of the girls wear a bra to mean that they have saggy tits because this isn't the case.

Depending upon the girl she may charge you an extra 50 for the extra couple of minutes however this can happen at any club I've always found the women at Samya to be fair. If you build a bit of a relationship with the girl before going to the room or you have a repeat session you may get an extra 5 mins or so free however if I've gone over the 30 mins I'll normally just lie on the bed chatting for the rest of the hour. This will also help if you decide to have a repeat session as you will get to know the girl, etc.

What I would recommend is having a chat to 3 or 4 of the girls before going to the room so you can see if you get on with the girl before spending the money.

Breadman
02-28-07, 21:44
Any hotels closeby to Samya?

Toscana
02-28-07, 21:47
Depending upon the girl she may charge you an extra 50 for the extra couple of minutes however this can happen at any club I've always found the women at Samya to be fair.

In fact, if I am not mistaken, the second half hour at Samya is EUR 25. So she could charge you for that. Most won't, but you won't win if there's an argument. Best to keep control of the time yourself.

Warsteiner
03-01-07, 21:11
In fact, if I am not mistaken, the second half hour at Samya is EUR 25.

Yes, you're right it's €50 for the first 30 mins and then €25 for the second 30 mins. If you stay longer than one hour the price goes back up to €50 for the next 30 mins and then €25 for the second 30 mins. I.E. if you have a 2 hour session you'll pay €50+€25+€50+€25 = €150

Warsteiner
03-01-07, 21:13
Any hotels closeby to Samya?

Pretty much any hotel near to the main train station is ok for Samya as it only takes 20 mins or so by public transport.

Warsteiner
03-16-07, 21:22
Found a decent hotel very close to Samya:

http://www.novotel.com/novotel/fichehotel/gb/nov/3127/fiche_hotel.shtml

Reports on the hotel:

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g187371-d234605-Reviews-Dorint_Novotel_Koln_City-Cologne_North_Rhine_Westphalia.html

5 mins walk from Chlodwigplatz and then about 6 stops to Michaelshoven and also about 5 mins walk from Severins Brucke and then 3 stops to the Hauptbahnhof.

All reviews from Trip Advisor mention that the hotel looks a very ordinary from the outside but decent accomodation and decor on the inside. Seems to be pretty ideal for trips to Samya and then maybe exploring other clubs via transport from the Hauptbahnhof.

Jackyo
03-17-07, 09:01
Found a decent hotel very close to Samya:

http://www.novotel.com/novotel/fichehotel/gb/nov/3127/fiche_hotel.shtml

Reports on the hotel:

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g187371-d234605-Reviews-Dorint_Novotel_Koln_City-Cologne_North_Rhine_Westphalia.html

5 mins walk from Chlodwigplatz and then about 6 stops to Michaelshoven and also about 5 mins walk from Severins Brucke and then 3 stops to the Hauptbahnhof.

All reviews from Trip Advisor mention that the hotel looks a very ordinary from the outside but decent accomodation and decor on the inside. Seems to be pretty ideal for trips to Samya and then maybe exploring other clubs via transport from the Hauptbahnhof.
I had to take public transport in Koeln the last time and Chlodwigplatz is a big transport hub indeed with lots of Strassenbahnen heading in various locations.

We stayed in Meschenich the last time which just a little further out.

The only thing is that I'm not sure how easy it would be to park a car near Chlodwigplatz.

Out in Meschenich parking wasn't a problem because its out in the burbs. Meschenich is close to the Autobahnkreuz (Koeln-Sued, I believe) off the A4 and the A3 so its convenient to both the Koeln-Bonn Flughafen and Bonn and the road to Hennef and Maennerparadies in Hennef-Lichtenberg where the lovely Svenja works.... I know. I'm starting to ramble.

Warsteiner
03-17-07, 20:44
The only thing is that I'm not sure how easy it would be to park a car near Chlodwigplatz.


I agree and according to one of the reports on Trip Advisor there is an underground car park at the hotel for about €10 per 24 hour period so it should be ok. Although if you're planning to use your car to visit other clubs then it could be a pain having to drive this far into the city.

Over Easter I'll be driving to Koeln so will be staying at the Holiday Inn Mulheim, which is a bit further out but has easy access to the autobahn for my planned trip to PHG and maybe GT but in the future if I don't have a car and will just be staying close to the city then I might give this hotel a try.

Iseeu
03-18-07, 03:28
Over Easter I'll be driving to Koeln so will be staying at the Holiday Inn Mulheim, which is a bit further out but has easy access to the autobahn for my planned trip to PHG and maybe GT but in the future if I don't have a car and will just be staying close to the city then I might give this hotel a try.
I've stayed at the HI Express Muhlheim. It's right off the autobahn and definitely more convenient for the out of town clubs than Chlodwigplatz.
Plenty of parking out in front and there's a McDonald's off of the same parking lot with a McCafe that serves decent coffee.
Not the most luxurious place, but clean, serviceable and very convenient for road trips.
Njoy.

Buck Rogers
03-18-07, 13:53
Friday 15.00-19.00 (50 euro entrance+50+50)

I arrived at 15.00, that incidentally, it is the time when most girls are supposed to be either there or about to arrive (from the website some girls start at 11.00 and some at 15.00).

Since, as far as FKK are concerned, I had been only to the Palace in Frankfurt and at Artemis in Berlin, the place looked obviously small to me but I expected it to be like that.

And Samya is more of a local club, it doesn’t have the international feel of both the Palace and Artemis, they were almost all german clients.

The forniture isn’t the best for sure and the white couches are horrible, one I looked at was full of stains and it looked crappy.

At the bar there were about 15 girls, and not more than 10 customers. All the girls were topless (they all were also topless on saturday).

Reading previous post about girls sitting in groups I must say that it wasn’t the case, when the girls were in group that was a group of 2. Maybe they changed something about this matter as Warsteiner already pointed out in a previous post.

Actually when I arrived almost none of the girls was (relatively) of my taste and actually the lacks of blondes struck me (in particular scandinavian girls are my favourites and it would have been nice to find one there but I knew Marleen wouldn’t be there).

Well, at about 15.30, 2 girls entered together, a dark haired and a blonde one, both, IMO, much more attractive of all the girls already there. One sit in the couch in front of me and the other sit at the bar. I didn’t know which one to pick since I liked both. When the blonde got busy, I decided to approach the dark haired one, and I sit on the stool next to her, we chatted a bit (in english) and we headed to a room.

I didn’t ask about her service beforehand, thing that I will always do at Palace for the example (or better phisically test the girl, thing that it seems you can’t do at Samya). The atmosphere was more, like, trustwhorty or maybe it was idea I got from previous posts.

This girl is Noelle (on the website), german, long brown hair, big tits (that she claimed to be natural).

The session was what I like to call a “complete service”: KISSES, DATY, BBBJ, FUCK. The session was fair, nothing too great, full 30 minutes.

I was very tired from my previous days in Koeln since I couldn’t sleep well so I went to the sunbeds in the basement and I actually fell asleep!

When I got up more girls were there and a few good looking gals of my type. But I saw a short young german girl (20) with black long hair, Ashley (on the website). There were several girls overally more attractive then her but it was her cute face that “enchanted me” (and the cute way she kept her legs on the couch). I approached her, I chatted with her a bit (it wasn’t very easy because her english was poor, but I appreciated her effort).

All the rooms were full at the time (about 18.00) and we went to a room on an upper floor (an area for meeting).

After 3 seconds I started, she asked me:”do you kiss?”. I was a bit (pleasantly) surprised with her asking, usually I’m the one starting it or asking for it before the session (I have to say, before starting visiting FKK clubs, I avoided kissing prostitutes but I guess FKK clubs opened a new horizon to me).
She offers a “complete service”. Good session.

Saturday 12.00-15.00 (50 euro entrance+50)

I had some time to spend before my flight back home, I wasn’t sure about going to Samya but I went.

There were 5 girls, a poor selection, 2 other customers. Well, till 14.00 still not girls (about 10) of interest for me (maybe I’m picky, but hey, I’m paying). That was when I saw Ashley and I thought, why not, at least I know her service is good and I didn’t want to get out empty handed ( I was running out of time).

Sweet and good service, full 30 minutes.

Differently from bigger clubs (where the selection is bigger), my advise is not to go to Samya before 3 pm (if you can), it is from that time on that the good looking girls arrive (at least from my brief experience there).

In fact as I was going out on Saturday a beautiful blonde german girl was entering the club.

Buck

Breadman
03-19-07, 21:11
Couple of questions Buck...how many women do you think were working on Friday? And of that bunch, how many would you say were cute enough to go to a room? And of those...how many real stunners?

Toscana
03-20-07, 16:50
Well, after Champions League at Traum-Paradies and Second Division at Living Room, I followed up next day with solid Bundesliga standard at Samya. There have always been enough lookers at this club, the problems arise with the logistics and the atmosphere sometimes. This Wednesday was no different. It was quite a surreal experience in part.

I had a free entry card after my complaint last year and was keen to cash it in while I was in the area, in case (you never know in this business) the place closes its doors one day. The Germans have provided a nice Autobahn, the A57, which connects Kaarst (LR) with Köln (Samya) straight as an arrow. You have to appreciate the considerateness. So I was in the carpark shortly after kickoff, and feeling quite fresh and frisky despite the sessions of the day before.

I was quite impressed with the initial line-up (there is the 11.00 shift and the 15.00 shift here), and had a good look around over a late breakfast. Eventually at a distance I detected a beauty lounging on the sofa in the far corner and sidled over to her from the bar, trusting that myopia hadn’t let me down again. It hadn’t.

Esma, Ukraine, 23 if I remember
About 165 cm, slim
Auburn hair and pink skin, like only Ukrainian girls seem to have
Soft, natural B breasts, teenager nipples

Indeed a great prospect optically. Reminded me uncannily, right down to the shape of mouth, of a beauty from Odessa I met through the internet a few years back. I’d managed to meet her and leched over her for months but still never got to sleep with her. So I felt a frisson of tension very rapidly. She chose the name Esma (is it a real one?) “for fun”, and only works a couple of days a week as she is studying to be a nurse. If true, this is always a good sign, because there is a lower chance that they have become jaded, and might even enjoy sex still. We spoke for about half-an-hour (compare Palace!), and she was even quite entertained by my occasional launches into bad Russian when her German failed us. She speaks a little English.

In the room she will not offer you anal or CIM, but she is otherwise uninhibited, and there was absolutely no prospect of a ripoff. Interestingly she was not really into French at all, nor was she particularly skilled, however willing. It was the penetration she wanted, as she made abundantly clear with heavy dry humping whenever possible. She was a great feel, and Little Tosc needed no further invitation, whereupon Esma simply took over. I don’t know what your experience is, but I generally find that the girls rarely take the initiative for their own pleasure and will do what positions you want. Which is OK. But I could be very lazy here, as Esma made all the moves, and was clearly enjoying all positions which gave a good grind, especially spoons. As you can imagine, this was just great and we ended up leaving the room as pretty good friends. :-) Can be recommended.

Early afternoon I approached

Aynur, Turkey, 25-27 I guess
Maybe 160 cms, slim
Thick black wavy hair, large mouth
Dusky skin
A/B breasts

I went for her, because she always met my glances with a smiling stare, and I thought she might be fun. I judged correctly. Born and bred in Düsseldorf, she is more German than Turkish. Her German is immaculate and she is very articulate. She claims that 80% of her customers are regulars. Indeed, I saw her with a couple of guys later she obviously knew well, and she gave one of them some good couch action, which is pretty unusual for Samya. Again, no rush into the room, and a warm pleasant experience with her it was too. I can’t remember her services, but certainly the standard DFK, BBJ and sex is offered. You’d have no problems with her.

Then things turned strange. I was not ready for more action, and sat at the bar to recover slowly. It was a very fine, warm day, and all the early guests had simply disappeared, and no others replaced them, obviously preferring to drink their Kölsch outside in the sun. After three a few second shift women had arrived, and there I was, completely alone in the place with upwards of twenty five women. Apparently there was no one upstairs in the Behandlungsräume either. Paradise, you might think, but it wasn’t. I wasn’t ready, I didn’t really want to talk and they all couldn’t understand why I was just sitting there sizing them up, but making no move. It was too warm for a sauna, and in retrospect I should have just lain down on one of the sunbeds downstairs and read or slept. I felt it all become very fraught, as their mood soured through boredom and lack of business. It never was a relaxed club, and this brought the tensions right to the surface. I was even getting snide comments about not being able to approach girls, or what?

When I did eventually move, I made a mistake.

Sophie, Slovakia, about 24
About 165 cms, brown hair
Pretty face, and great slim body
B breasts

At a distance of two weeks, I cannot really remember the details, but it was a lacklustre, routine-led performance. She simply wasn’t interested in me, or in sex with me. I should have heeded the warning signals as initial conversation with her was quite awkward. So, an Optkifick, no more.

It was still incredibly slow when I left, with the same bad atmosphere. But hell, it’s not my fault if no one else is there. Samya is always good for a surprise.

Buck Rogers
03-20-07, 21:56
Couple of questions Buck...how many women do you think were working on Friday? And of that bunch, how many would you say were cute enough to go to a room? And of those...how many real stunners?About 20-25 I’d say.

Cute enough for me I’d say 7 or 8.

3 real good lookings.

1 real stunner: the girl that actually struck my eyes was only one, I think she arrived after 16.00 on Friday and she was the same I saw when I left on Saturday at 15.00 (I don’t know her name).


Behandlungsräume either. Paradise, you might think, but it wasn’t. I wasn’t ready, I didn’t really want to talk and they all couldn’t understand why I was just sitting there sizing them up, but making no move. It was too warm for a sauna, and in retrospect I should have just lain down on one of the sunbeds downstairs and read or slept. I felt it all become very fraught, as their mood soured through boredom and lack of business. It never was a relaxed club, and this brought the tensions right to the surface. I was even getting snide comments about not being able to approach girls, or what?I’m not an expert about FKK clubs but IMO, the problem is that the club is small, so when it is slow something like that can happen. I don’t think that can happen at Palace or Artemis.

On Saturday I was at Samya 2 hours without picking a girl (reason: none of them was of my taste). But after 30 minutes that I was at the bar I went down for some time and came back later (still no girl of my interest), then down again and up again and then I found my girl there.

I guess that if I had just stayed at the meeting zone without picking a girl for 2 hours it would have been awkward, also because there were only a few customers. It wouldn’t have been awkward at a big clubs (that I actually like more when they are slow).

Surferr3
03-23-07, 00:29
Went to Samya today.

It exceeded my expectations. Prices were in line with what everyone has posted. I arrived at 3 and there was a ton of excellent talent.

I have traveled many places (first time in Cologne) and would return in a HEARTBEAT.

Cab from downtown was less than 18 euro btw......

I will go tomorrow!!

Woof Woof
03-23-07, 05:12
SAMYA (Rodenkirchen, a southern suburb of Koln, A4 to A555, Bayenthal exit, down the street from the botannical garden)

Facilities, food and drinks: Arrived at Samya on Sunday at 4pm, parking lot had about 6 cars. After getting buzzed in, I paid the 50 Euros at the window. Was given a locker key, bathrobe, sandals and three towels. After earlier visits to LR, GT and PHG where there was no rationing of towels, I thought this may not be a good omen. Downstairs on the right is the small locker room for clients. On the left I figure is the girls’ locker room since I saw several of them going in and out with some putting on makeup in front of the mirror in the hallway. Straight ahead is a big room with shower stalls, two dry saunas (Bio and Finnish), a wet sauna, an area with lounge chairs where you can snooze, and two small rooms, one with a tanning bed and the other for professional massage. Upstairs is the bar lounge where the girls hang out. I found out that during the month of March, they have live music every Sunday starting at 5:30pm. So the staff moved the furniture around in one of the alcoves to accommodate a three person pop jazz trio. Turns out to be mediocre music, especially with several cheesy, stupid love songs that they played. Let’s be real here. If you truly have musical talent, an FKK is hardly the venue to showcase it.

The rooms are on the second floor and I was told that you can play foosball on the third floor but I didn’t partake. In the bar lounge, there are two self-serve fridges one with beer (Beck’s, Warsteiner, etc.) and the other one with juices, and soft drinks. Dinner was served at 7pm on Sunday night. Food was better than GT in my opinion.

Girls: I’d estimate there were about 20 girls that Sunday night with a slightly lower number of guys there. All of the girls looked overbronzed –too much time in the tanning bed. Out of the 20, about half were on the thick side. The best bodies that night belonged to Honey, Martina, Luisa, Gina and another short blonde whose name escapes me. As far as looks, Honey is clearly head and shoulders above everyone else. In fact, with the exception of Honey, after getting my rocks off at LR, PHG and GT, I found the Samya scene underwhelming.

Honey – 23yo, 5’8” German dunkelblond, long hair, natural b-cup, no tattoos. I took one hour with her as she is clearly the best looking girl in the house and a true headturner. Honey is a trained ballet dancer and her body and posture reflect that. She is right up there with some of the best-looking girls I saw on this trip. Honey is fluent in English, takes regular trips to the States, and has a wonderfully sweet personality. Service: lfk, daty, bbbj, mpos, no CIM, no anal. Repeat? Absolutely. Honey would be the only reason for me to return to Samya.

Luisa – 22yo, 5’4” Romanian brunette, long hair, natural b-cup, no tattoos. Luisa is also fluent in English. When she approached me she told me that I looked familiar to her. Yeah right, I heard that line before. Turns out that Thursday night was her last day at GT and that’s where she first saw me. Luisa lives in Koln and said that’s primarily why she moved over to Samya. Service: lfk, daty, bbbj, face-fucking allowed but no CIM, mpos, not sure about anal. Repeat? No.

Gina – 30s, 5’8” Czech, short black hair, fake C-cup, tight and toned body, tattoos on lower back. English is limited. Gina has been at Samya for more than a couple of years now. She’s very pleasant but a little bit too quiet for me. Service: daty with fingering, no DFK, below avg bbbj (uses too much teeth), mpos, no CIM, not sure about anal. Repeat? No.

Breadman
04-26-07, 20:41
Checked the website for Saturday May 5th...these girls are working:
marcella, Sol, Pam, soffi, lulu, luiza, leslie, isi, honey, greta, georgie, eleni, cherie, delia, carey, cana, ashley, amira, alegra. No schedule yet for kristen, laila, josie and jelo.

Any information on these girls?

Jackyo
04-26-07, 21:58
Checked the website for Saturday May 5th...these girls are working:
marcella, Sol, Pam, soffi, lulu, luiza, leslie, isi, honey, greta, georgie, eleni, cherie, delia, carey, cana, ashley, amira, alegra. No schedule yet for kristen, laila, josie and jelo.

Any information on these girls?
If you visit the Youppie website, they have everything organized in a very ingenious way.

Each girl is named and the guys can post individual reviews of each one.

Warsteiner
04-28-07, 19:18
Checked the website for Saturday May 5th...these girls are working:
marcella, Sol, Pam, soffi, lulu, luiza, leslie, isi, honey, greta, georgie, eleni, cherie, delia, carey, cana, ashley, amira, alegra. No schedule yet for kristen, laila, josie and jelo.

Any information on these girls?

Hi Breadman,

I may be in Samya on the 5th myself anyway on to the girls.

Carey - very attractive, speaks fluent English. Good feedback on RF and I am planning on a session with her myself :)

Georgie - Haven't seen this girl (my last visit was in Jan/Feb) but she has a big fan club on RF so definately worth a look. Another one on the list.

Honey - Another one with a big fan club.

Delia - I think this was the girl I had a session with in Jan. She walks around topless , is from Persia (Iran), has a very attractive face and quite saggy breasts. If this is her then she should be avoided as the session I had with her was very average.

Regarding kristen, laila, josie and jelo. Josie is definately worth a look, she came in the top 10 of the blowjob awards in the RF. These girls are all working this weekend and I think on Monday/Tuesday the site will say that they are on holiday and will not be working on the 5th.

Don't know any of the other women but maybe someone else will?

FYI - when the Samya site says that they are on holiday (urlaub) it can also mean that it is their time of the month!

Breadman
04-28-07, 19:44
Schedule sounds a little bit on weak side for Saturday...think i'll do a Goldentime/LivingRoom combo instead. Plus i'll be able to enjoy the outdoors more at these two clubs.

Woof Woof
04-28-07, 22:53
FYI - when the Samya site says that they are on holiday (urlaub) it can also mean that it is their time of the month!

Agreed although I've noticed Martina has been away on vacation quite a lot lately. She's a cutie, i.e., slim, petite, blond Polish girl with a great smile. Unfortunately, the last time I was at Samya, I never had the chance to do her since she was quite busy.

Warsteiner
04-29-07, 09:14
Agreed although I've noticed Martina has been away on vacation quite a lot lately. She's a cutie, i.e., slim, petite, blond Polish girl with a great smile. Unfortunately, the last time I was at Samya, I never had the chance to do her since she was quite busy.

How can you mention Martina without mentioning her perfect breasts :) When she walks accross the room all heads turn to look at them bouncing as she walks.

http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=218

I had a session with her a couple of years ago and although she was pretty good in the room I thought she was quite cold in the main meeting room.

Warsteiner
05-12-07, 09:54
Quick report on a couple of visits I had to Samya last week.

Sat 5th - Arrived at about 6pm to find about 15 men and 20 women. The women were not too happy about the lack of men however it was a hot and sunny day (about 25 degrees) so clubs with larger and better garden areas would probably have been the preference. Had a session with Josi who earns her place in the top 10 of the best blowjobs. Great session and a really nice girl with a good sense of humor.

Mon 7th - Arrived at about 4pm and immediately noticed Eleni. She is 5ft tall about 45kg with long blond hair. She has previously worked in the 'hof' as Jenny and normally only works Mon-Fri during the day. Great overall service with BBBJ, DFK and she is extremely tight. Her BBBJ skills are excellent with no hand arbeit and a pierced tongue for added effect.

Monday was quite busy and in the evening there were probably about 25 men. Samya is a great little club easily accessible by public transport and everytime I visit there are at least half a dozen women that I would have a session with.

Jackyo
05-21-07, 06:08
This was posted by Ostukarci on the RF.

Seems he showed up with a couple of Turkish friends there and they (his friends) were turned away. The reason given was the club was full. Funny thing is he is Turkish himself but doesn't look Turkish and they would have let him in. Also, this club has a Turkish proprietor.

It could be that they weren't let in because they came in a group. But this is just speculation on my part.


Hallo,

ich berichte mal über ein Erlebnis ab. Vorweg ich bin auch ein Türke, sehe aber leider gar nicht wie einer aus.

Da Samya in der Nähe meiner Arbeitsstelle liegt, war ich sehr oft da (seit der Neueröffnung) und war Stammgast (d.h. ich war 1-2 mal die Woche da).

Vor ungefähr einem Jahr hatte ich 2 Geschäftsfreunde aus der Türkei und mit einem Freund (auch Türke) haben wir uns deren angenommen.

Nach dem Abendessen wollten diese noch was "erleben", da ich von Samya begeistert war, habe ich vorgeschlagen, unsere Zelte da aufzubauen.
Da solche "Etablissements" in der Türkei , in der Form , unüblich sind, habe meine Gäste aufgeklärt und die Funktionsweise beschrieben worauf diese freudig einem Besuch zugestimmt werden.

Wir traffen ca. um 22:30 Uhr beim Samya ein und klingelten an der Türe.
Meine Gäste waren zuerst an der Tür und ich schloss mein Auto ab.
Die Tür ging auf, Maria kam raus und sagte auf halb-türkisch , dass der Club geschlossen sei, in der Zwischenzeit kam auch Ali raus und ich trat auch zu der Gruppe.
Ali hat mich erkannt und wollte mir auch Einlass gewähren , ich habe dann erklärt , dass die Gruppe ( 3 Freunde , seriöse, gebildete Leute, mit sehr guten Umgangsformen) zu mir gehört.
Maria meinte, daraufhin , dass der Laden sehr voll sei und wir auf die Mädels recht lange warten mussten (man lese die erste Antwort), es war klar, dass sie uns nicht so recht reinlassen wollten. In der Zwischenzeit hat Ali eine Gruppe mit 3 Deutschen reingelassen, von denen ich 2 kannte und die mich auch gegrüsst hatten.

Seit diesem Erlebnis ist der LAden für mich gestorben, viele Mädchen, die das Samya "verlassen" haben und die anderen Läden arbeiten, hatten auch recht nette Erlebnisse zu berichten.

Was mich eigentlich "geägert" hat, war dieses eigenartiges Gebaren sowohl von Ali und Maria.

Mehr brauche ich eigentlich nicht mehr zu schreiben.

So werde ich halt mein Geld in anderen Etablissements los, wie z.B. Hof, Living Room (mittlerweile mein Stammclub). Babylon und Privatetablissements.
Man hat ja noch recht viel Auswahl.
Fazit: This dude is Turkish but he doesn't look Turkish. He's been lots of times to this club since its opening as he works um die Ecke, in fact considers himself a Stammgast as he drops by once to twice a week. About a year ago he decides to go with three other Turkish colleagues. They have dinner first and he explains how things go at the club. They get there are 10:30 and as he parks the car the other three go to ring the front door. Maria comes out and speaking half Turkish says the club is closed. Ali comes out too and joins them as he (Ost) gets to the front door. Ali recognizes him and says he (Ost) can come in. Ost says that the other three guys (educated, neat and well groomed types) are with him. Maria says that the club is full and that they would have to wait a long time to have any sessions with the women. It is clear she doesn't want to allow them in. In this time Ali lets three Germans in, two of whom he recognizes and who even say 'hi' to him. He is not returning to this club and is spending his money elsewhere: the Hof (Bernds), Living Room (his Stammclub), Babylon and private Wohnungspuffs. There are other choices out there.

CBGBConnisur
05-21-07, 09:27
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CaptRenno
05-24-07, 03:24
I've already posted a few brief remarks (elsewhere) about my recent experiences in two of Germany's FKK Clubs, Samya in Cologne and Artemis in Berlin. Now that I've been back home awhile and had some time to reflect on my adventures, I'll try to describe them more completely.

My first experience was at Samya on a Friday night. Samya is located in an industrial park just off the autobahn several miles south of downtown Cologne. My reason for being in Germany was a combination of work and vacation and not solely to visit FKK clubs...not that there's anything wrong with going to Germany just to visit FKK clubs but Germany is a fine country to visit and there's much to do and see besides the FKK clubs.

Before leaving for Germany, I had mapped out the precise location of about 6 clubs that would be easy to visit given the itinerary that I had planned, (which did not include a foray into the heart of FKK country north of Cologne). The time that I spent studying maps that I had purchased and those that I generated on Mapquest was very well spent. I found Samya with no problem and I'm confident that I could have found the other clubs that I had targeted between Frankfurt and Cologne. Some guys will insist you need GPS to find these clubs but if you can read maps and are used to navigating your way around Europe, then you don't necessarily need GPS to guide you. But if you have it, fine, I'm sure it helps.

I was traveling with a colleague of mine who was also an FKK rookie but he was gung-ho to try the experience. Neither of us speak or understand German beyond the 25 key words and phrases that I knew. These words and phrases had served me well during the first few days of our journey around the Rhine and Mosel river valleys, but we found that nearly everyone whom we encountered could speak some English and we had no problem communicating.

We rolled up to Samya at about 8PM on a Friday evening. We parked our small rental Opel wagon (I had been hoping for an Audi ) in the back among a selection of cars that probably was a good reflection of the cross section of male society that frequents these clubs--half the lot was occupied by sexy Audis, Merecedes and BMWs and the other half was plebian-looking VWs, Opels and other generic looking Euro-cars.

I pressed the buzzer at the door and a rather unattractive middle-aged woman with bad teeth let us in. The woman reminded me of Frau Blucher, the character played by Cloris Leachman in the movie Young Frankenstein . OK, so the Germans don't waste money staffing the front desk with attractive young girls who expect a tip for taking your admission fee like American strip clubs do. She started chattering away in German and when I replied with my favorite German phrase: Sprechen Sie Englisch?, I received a rather abrupt Nein in reply, the first time in 4 days that I had not received a positive response.

It didn't matter. Based on my research here and elsewhere, I knew the drill. Pay the 50 Euro admission fee, receive white cotton robe, towel, locker key and sandals (she handed me the right size sandals as if I had been wearing my shoe size stamped on my forehead). I wasn't sure whether to proceed straight through the next door, go upstairs or head downstairs, but I figured downstairs was the logical location for the lockers, so I turned around toward the stairway. At that moment, two sexy, beautiful, nearly naked (just panties) Euro-babes were ascending the stairs towards us. Guten Abend ladies. They smiled slightly and went through the door to the main level as my buddy and I headed downstairs to the locker-room. I knew then we were definitely in the right place and that other such Euro-goddesses awaited us just beyond the door to the main level...to be continued.

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CaptRenno
05-24-07, 03:25
the sight of those first two euro-babes quickly banished the image of frau blucher from my mind. my buddy and i headed downstairs where we found the men's lockerroom, the showers, and a bathroom (and i got a sneak peek inside the girl's dressing room and i liked what i saw there too). everything met the german standard of cleanliness, which is about the highest in the world.

samya is not a very big club compared to artemis (the megaclub in berlin that i was destined to visit a couple days later). the lockerroom was rather cramped, but who cares, it's not like we were going to be hanging out there. we quickly changed into our robes and sandals and headed upstairs.

the facilities on the main floor were comfortable but not luxurious. there's a bar that seats aboout 8, some tables and chairs, a small buffet area, and a few couches. a door leads out to a terrace that is covered by a tent-like enclosure. there's a glass-door cooler filled with bottled water (gerolsteiner, i think), coke, etc. it's self-service for the soft drinks. you can help yourself to as many as you like during your stay. beer was also availalbe, but cost extra as it does at most clubs, i think. since i was driving and i wanted to be in full control of my senses anyway for the next few hours, i didn't drink beer.

my friend and i grabbed some bottled water, found a couple seats at the bar and surveyed the scene. there were about 12-15 girls on the main level and my first impression was wow, this is like a casino where you can't lose...i could just spin the wheel here and come up with a winning number everytime. it was a question of which girls appealed to me more than others, but they all looked appealing to one extent or another. they all also had that euro-babe look that i find so especially appealing. it's hard to describe what that is, but think of the difference between the typical girls in a private europorn video vs. the girls in an american vivid video. also i didn't spot any silicone-enhanced girls and that pleased me too.

not that all the girls were perfect. some maybe carried a few extra pounds but none could be described as fat...anyway i really like those girls who are all soft round curves. they all looked twenty-something young with maybe a few in their early 30s. the group and individual photos on their website are definitely a fair representation of the talent that i saw on display before me.

as amazing as this scene seemed to me as a first-time visitor, i have to say that this was exactly what i was expecting. i had read more than enough credible eports here on merb, on isg and on the francophone site youpie to know that the fkk scene was the real deal.

furthermore, since my days frequentling the asian massage parlors of the southeastern us (brothels in all but name) i have always thought that the brothel was the ideal business model for the prostitution business, especially compared to hotel outcalls and incalls. the difference between visiting a brothel and meeting an escort in a hotel room is somewhat like the difference between eating out in a nice restaurant and ordering room service in your hotel room....like the difference between going to a strip club and having a private dancer in your hotel room...or like the difference between going to the movies and watching a movie in your hotel.

i think the brothel (and an fkk is really just a variation of, and i would say an improvement on, a traditional brothel) is better for both the girls and the clients. it is a safe, friendly and familiar environment for the girls and a discreet oasis of fantasy for the clients. it's neutral territory where neither party is truly in control. it's more relaxing for everyone. it's also a place where you can hang out, linger, spend some time. my friend and i spent several hours at both samya and artemis and most of the time was spent outside the private rooms and that was a good part of the fun: ogling and flirting with the girls, talking with other clients, and just enjoying a momentary respite from the real world...to be continued.

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Hunter105
05-24-07, 17:28
Yesterday I had the pleasure to be there (easy to find), arrived about 2:30, payed my entrance fee and a very nice girl (Georgie) showed me the change and shower room in the basement of the building. Everthing a little small and in the shower area there is some repair work required, however in general a good clean impression.
Unlike in other clubs all the purse and all other valuables are put in the same locker where you put your clothes. (The room is video controlled) Unfortunately there was no possiblity to put your trouser and jacket in a good way, after the visit it needed ironing.

At the first floor I found some 6-10 ladies (I didn´t count so maybe more have been there). All of them young, most very slim and and nice looking, more than 50% of them can be put on my todo list. About 5-6 men have been there.

I liked the situation that no girl is pushing you, they look to you and smile, and no it depends on you how to react. Not so easy when you enter a room and a lot of beauties are looking to you with a nice smile. The initiative for getting into closer contact only depends on you. Another thing I had to learn, there is self service for soft drinks and beer. One of the beauties explained that to me when I was standing there and wanted something to drink. I made a small tour in this one room from the bar to the place where food is available and then I went to the outside area, where you only can sit and enjoy some fresh air. Inside it becomes a bit sticky as there are a lot of smokers and I am a non smoker.

So I went outside and met a nice young lady from Ukraine with a slim body very nice breasts blond/redish hairs and green eyes. Her nick name is "Echo". In the beginning she seemed to be a bit arrogant but after some time her attitude changed and we communicated about a lot different subjects. An intelligent person but not very fluent in german and not much english. So I teached her a bit German and she liked that. She told me that is only here for the second day and still new at this club. As we were sitting on normal graden chairs there was not much possibility to get into closer contact, but it was a lot of fun to slowly get closer to her and finally ask her after 30min to come with me inside to sit on a sofa. (This was like in teenage times).

As there was no space available I asked her to go to a room. I didn´t ask before anything about her service etc, I just forgot it as it was so nice talking with her about all kind of other things. In the room it was very GFE a lot of nice kisses, caressing everywere and no limitations with hand and finger action. She started BBBJ and soon we went into DATY position. She responded very nicely and it really was fun to be with her. After some time she put on the rubber and we started with cowboy, first fast than slow, kissing her breasts, putting my finger into her which she liked and after some time I collapsed. I am not sure whether she also, but when I was looking into her green eyes and I saw the smile in the eyes I knew everything was fine. After that we stayed some more time in the room kissing, touching and talking. After about 40-50 min we left the room. There was no question about overtime payment or anything like that. I went to the shower room but she first returned the key for the room. I also was astonished that she didn´t follow me to my locker to get the money, she just told me, give it to me when I see you inside the bar area again. I took my shower and went back. She only came 10min later and she got 50E +tip.

Look: 9 Service: 10, repeat: 100%

After that session I saw Leslie sitting on a sofa opposite to the bar. She was smiling so nicely that I couldn´t resist to sit close to her. She immeadetly started cuddling and we were talking and laughing about a lot of things. Leslie is a german girl, according to her studying in Cologne, very slim, about 1,75m, blond long hair and also very nice natural breasts. I told her that its too fast for me and I will not be able complete a session now, but she ignored my remark and continued caressing me. Slowly the contact got more intensive and intimate and of course after some more time my member started to grow again into a pleasure size. As there were a lot of girls sitting around us, she asked me to go to a room as the girls dont like when there is such kind of action directly in front of their eyes. I agrred and off we went. What can I say it was again very GFE what I like most and there was no limit for finger action. After BBBF and DATY she put the condom and more action started. She is very tight and we again started fast but slowed down, she was sitting on me presenting her perfect breasts and looking into my eyes with a smile.

Unfortunately it was not possible for me to complete even not after 40 or 50 min. I told that to her, but ensured her that I liked the session very much. We left the room and the payment was again the same way as before no request for more money for the extended time, no rush collecting the money.
Look: 10, Service:9, Repeat: 100%

After some time in the bar area at about 7:00 with a very promising look from Georgie (unfortunately she was busy with another guy) I left this loction very happy, and for sure I will come back soon.

Hunter

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CaptRenno
05-25-07, 02:32
As others have noted, the girls at Samya are not at all aggressive towards the clients. Though they didn't always look it, they were very approachable. The hard part was trying to figure out which ones might speak English but there was no reliable way to do that other than to walk up to them and try to engage them in conversation. Feeling a bit overwhelmed by the scene, I suggested to my friend that we grab some food from the buffet and retreat to the tent-covered terrace.

The food on the mini-buffet will not garner any Michelin stars for Samya, but it was edible and safe, like airline food or a frozen dinner. We sat down at a table on the terrace and I noticed there was a guy grilling meat just outside the tent. I walked over and added a piece of grilled chicken to my plate. It was a pleasant evening and the cool, fresh air felt good. Sitting out there allowed us to consider the many options available to us back in the main room. After awhile we headed back inside looking for some "dessert."

Before leaving on my trip I hadn't made any notes about any individual girls at the several clubs on my list. It had been enough work to narrow down the choice of clubs and their precise locations. I also figured that such research wasn't nearly as necessary as when you're choosing an escort whom you will see for the first time when you meet her at your hotel door. Here all the girls are right in front of you, mostly naked and willing to flirt with you to see if you click. To better show off the merchandise, a couple girls, one sexy, dark-skinned (maybe Turkish?) girl in particular, performed an impromptou belly dance on the floor in front of the bar.

Still I continued to feel almost paralyzed by indecision. While sitting on a bar stool at the hgh table in front of the buffet, my gaze finally settled on an exotic looking beauty lounging on the couch a few feet away. I had spotted her before and my eyes had locked on to her beautiful face and form like a heat-seeking missile.

She had a Mediterranean look--jet black hair, olive skin, regal nose, beautiful eyes and the graceful body of a Greek goddess. Up to that moment she had seemed aloof but when she caught me staring at her she smiled and spoke to me in German. She quickly figured out that I didn't understand and switching to English, she invited me to sit beside her...if her personality was only half as nice as her looks, I knew that I wouldn't be able to resist her.

As it turned out, she was just as personable as she was beautiful. Much to my surprise she was Iranian by birth, though she had grown up in Germany. I should not have been so surprised though, for I know that Iranian women can very beautiful--we just don't get to see that much of them in the West. She called herself Delia.

After chatting with her a bit, I suggested that we go upstairs. She took my hand and led me back towards the entryway and the stairs to the private rooms on the upper floor. I studied her form on the way to the room...medium height, slender hips, full breasts. All in all, I think she would would qualify in looks as a high-class escort in any major world city. It was hard to believe that she was available to me now for only 50 Euros for a 30-minute session or 75 for a one-hour session.

She led me into a room upstairs and, like the club itself, it was comfortable and very clean but not luxurious. I was perhaps still feeling indecisive when I chose just a 30 minute session with Deliah. 60 minutes would have been better but I knew that I would want to have a session with at least one other girl before we left and I had to plan for some recovery time in between them...unfortuately we couldn't stay too late as my buddy and I had a train to Berlin to catch the next morning.

Delia's performance was excellent. She offered light kissing and a skillful, enthusiastic BBBJ followed by sex in a few different positions, all of which she assumed without hesitation...the girl had plenty of stamina and I didn't come close to testing her limits. To finish off the session, she happily allowed me deposit my offering on her nicely proportioned breasts...she obviously had no sperm phobia. We cleaned up and headed downstairs to my locker where I retrieved 50 Euros from my wallet. She accepted it with a smile and a kiss. Feeling born again, I hit the showers ...to be continued.

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Jackyo
05-25-07, 02:55
I took my shower and went back. She only came 10min later and she got 50E +tip.
Was? A tip?

There is very long discussion about tipping which was just concluded on one of the other threads in this section of the forum.

Hessen Bub
05-25-07, 07:04
Was? A tip?

There is very long discussion about tipping which was just concluded on one of the other threads in this section of the forum.

He had a 40 - 50 minute session. He should have paid 75 EUR. She requested 50 only. So a tip <= 25 EUR should be OK ... ;-)

Hessen Bub

Hunter105
05-25-07, 09:28
Was? A tip?

There is very long discussion about tipping which was just concluded on one of the other threads in this section of the forum.Hi Jackyo,

Yes there was a long discussion about that, which I also have been reading, and to tell you the truth, if I am feeling that I got an outstanding service I will give a tip, regardless what has been said in the discussion. Dont be offended, but I always trust in peoples own decisions. I try to listen to advises and learn but I am not always taking such advises as bindung rules or whatever you want to call that.

Again thats nothing against your message it represents my way of acting and living and I am not shy to say and support what I am doing. There is always the possibility to tip and not to report it, but why. For me this is also a kind of "Sex Michelin" star I am giving to the girl in the public.

Hunter

Jackyo
05-25-07, 10:34
He had a 40 - 50 minute session. He should have paid 75 EUR. She requested 50 only. So a tip <= 25 EUR should be OK ... ;-)

Hessen Bub
He doesn't say how much he paid as a tip though.

I'd have made it clear to her when giving her the money that I appreciated the additional time she put into the session, hence the reason for the additional money.

In no way would I have characterized it as Trinkgeld.

Hunter105
05-25-07, 11:51
Was? A tip?

There is very long discussion about tipping which was just concluded on one of the other threads in this section of the forum.Hi Jackyo,

The tip I gave was 10E.

Please dont take it personal and negative but I want to make a point that I am tipping whenever I feel there was an outstanding service. Independent whether its a taxi or waiter or a girl. I followed the discussions and I am able to understand the reason for it, but still I am taking my decision when to tip and when not, and when I think its appropriate. I learned in my 50+ years life to make decisions myself and support them even when others do have an other opinion.

I even could pay her and not mention the tip in the report, but for me this is also a kind of "Sex Michelin" star I am giving this girl. This is the reason why I am reporting it here so others and the girl can benefit from it.

Greetings and happy mongering

Hunter

Toscana
05-25-07, 13:25
She told me that is only here for the second day and still new at this club.

Well, this is not true, cos I met her a couple of months ago, but she's a good one, as Hunter can confirm. I doubt if the tipping corrupted in any way with one like her, and of course she was pretty generous to him. Halb so schlimm.

Atooz
05-26-07, 00:24
To better show off the merchandise, a couple girls, one sexy, dark-skinned (maybe Turkish?) girl in particular, performed an impromptou belly dance on the floor in front of the bar.Does she have short black hair? It sounds like Bahar from Morocco.

CaptRenno
05-26-07, 03:54
Reentering the big room on the main level, I reestablished contact with my friend who now wore a sly smile on his face. As I was hooking up with Delia, he had found his own dream girl, Leslie, a German. His report was all positive and he described her as a true example of the ever elusive Freundinerfahrung (I think that's German for "girlfriend experience").

The hour was late but I was definitely not ready to leave. We took some time to relax and replenish our hydraulic fluids with bottles of Gerolsteiner water and Coke. While Delia was very much my type, my attraction towards German blondes had been abundantly stimulated by three days of close observation of them in their native habitat. I was now determined to get to know one of them up close and personal.

My confidence had been boosted by my good experience with Delia but I was still a little shy about approaching any girl who captured my fancy for fear of not being able to communicate with her. Earlier I had met a pair of English-speaking brothers from Germany who were there to celebrate the birthday of one of them (the brother of the birthday boy was footing the entire cost of the evening for both of them--now that's what I call brotherly love). Then I noticed them conversing with a very attractive blonde so I walked up to them and they introduced me to Honey, a Teutonic blond beauty.

Lucky for me, it turned out that she spoke fluent English. And not only was she pretty with a killer body but she had a delightful personality. She asked me if I spoke German and, to her amusement, I tried out my pronunciation of the language of Goethe, Kafka, Mozart, Bach and Beethoven on her. She taught me some German phrase that I can't recall now but that was vulgar and meant as a compliment to a sexy girl.

I decided to ask her to go upstairs so that we could continue our language lesson. However, before asking her, I let the conversation continue a bit to see if one of the brothers was intending to invite her go there first. After a polite interval, I invited her to go with me. Like Delia, she took my hand and led me to the stairway to heaven.

Honey had a near-perfect body. Her form was both shapely and supple. She had a nice round derrière and firm medium sized breasts. She was neither too toned nor at all flabby. Honestly, I couldn't have suggested one improvement on the original design.

Given the late hour, I again chose only a 30 minute session with Honey...I should have stayed with her for an hour or two. But the 30 minutes were all wonderful. She told me that her father was American and that explained her American-accented English. Like Delia, her level of service was very high...after starting with an excellent BBBJ, I skipped the multiple positions and took her from behind where I could best appreciate her fabulous feminine form. Also like Delia, she willingly allowed me to finish off with a final salut delivered to her beautiful, all-natural, made-in-Germany breasts.

After cleaning up, there remained 5 or 10 minutes in our session and Honey lay beside me and resumed her attempt to improve my German skills. There's nothing like a beautiful, sexy woman to make you want to learn a foreign language. She inspired with a new enthusiam for the German language...and for German women.

After paying Honey and showering downstairs, I returned to the main level, where I was reunited with my traveling companion. It was well past midnight now and Samya was quieting down and emptying out. We took in more fluids, admired the scene again and finally headed for the lockerroom where we got dressed. We handed in our robes and sandals to Frau Blucher and she buzzed us out into the cool late-night air of the rear parking lot which was half empty now. Not knowing if and when I'd ever come back (but surely I must go back), I reluctantly pointed the Opel back towards our hotel in downtown Cologne.

It had been a great evening. I had been baptized by Delia and Honey into the world of Germany's FKK clubs and I felt like a devout follower of a newfound faith.

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Hunter105
05-26-07, 08:59
Well, this is not true, cos I met her a couple of months ago, but she's a good one, as Hunter can confirm. I doubt if the tipping corrupted in any way with one like her, and of course she was pretty generous to him. Halb so schlimm.In fact she didn´t say that she is new in Germany, probably my wording was a little incorrect on this subject. She now is only at Samya for 2 days. According to her she is in Germany already for 1,5 years and I have been teasing her that her German is not better after such a long time, but she told me that she is mainly talking with other girls from Ukraine and Russia.

She seems to be more in the Finca Erotica in Dierdorf as this is closer to the place where she lives.

Hunter

Breadman
05-26-07, 20:29
Earlier I had met a pair of English-speaking brothers from Germany who were there to celebrate the birthday of one of them (the brother of the birthday boy was footing the entire cost of the evening for both of them--now that's what I call brotherly love). Then I noticed them conversing with a very attractive blonde so I walked up to them and they introduced me to Honey, a Teutonic blond beauty.

I decided to ask her to go upstairs so that we could continue our language lesson. However, before asking her, I let the conversation continue a bit to see if one of the brothers was intending to invite her go there first. After a polite interval, I invited her to go with me.

You didnt see if one of the brother's approached Honey first...and was working up to asking her to a room. There is no "polite interval" to wait...you wait until the girl isnt talking to anyone (unless they are your friends). There are some guys who like to talk to the girl for awhile before asking her to the room...they might want to make sure the juices are flowing just right. You just dont know...until he gets up and walks away. First come, first served.

Jackyo
05-26-07, 20:40
You didnt see if one of the brother's approached Honey first...and was working up to asking her to a room. There is no "polite interval" to wait...you wait until the girl isnt talking to anyone (unless they are your friends). There are some guys who like to talk to the girl for awhile before asking her to the room...they might want to make sure the juices are flowing just right. You just dont know...until he gets up and walks away. First come, first served.
.. but they sometimes aren't clear to a newbie.

Give him time and le Capitain will get the hang of it after a while.

Breadman
05-26-07, 22:51
Delia's performance was excellent. She offered light kissing and a skillful, enthusiastic BBBJ followed by sex in a few different positions, all of which she assumed without hesitation...the girl had plenty of stamina and I didn't come close to testing her limits. To finish off the session, she happily allowed me deposit my offering on her nicely proportioned breasts...she obviously had no sperm phobia. We cleaned up and headed downstairs to my locker where I retrieved 50 Euros from my wallet. She accepted it with a smile and a kiss. Feeling born again, I hit the showers ...to be continued.



fyi finishing on a girls body will probably bring you an extra charge, depending on the club probably around 25 to 50 euro's more.

CaptRenno
05-27-07, 02:38
Does she have short black hair? It sounds like Bahar from Morocco.Yes, she did have short black hair. And nice hips that she moved very well. Before she did her little dance, I hadn't really considered her. But after watching her move, she moved up on my list. Unfortunately, I ran out of time and gas before I could meet her.

Woof Woof
05-30-07, 06:22
Woke up to a showery Saturday morning in Dusseldorf. The plan today was to drive down to Koln to see Honey at Samya and after that, if the talent were thin, head over to Babylon. Arrived at Samya at 3pm. There were about 20 girls and 10 punters. I didn't see Honey at first but the Polish group in one of the corner sofas quickly got my attention, especially Cornelia and Martina. I grabbed a Warsteiner and wandered over to chat with the two Polish blondes.

Cornelia speaks better English than Martina and seems more polished . I happen to prefer her body type, e.g, taller (5'8"), well-proportioned, nice natural D-cup. I also found out that her shift would end at 6pm and that she plans to go on vacation so I seized the moment and went upstairs with her. Cornelia is a very pretty 23yo, 34D, with dark blonde hair and a tanned and smooth complexion. She's been around Samya for a while but there is absolutely nothing jaded about her. Very friendly, upbeat with a warm personality. She also provides superior service and all the acronyms associated with gfe were available including excellent bbbj, DATY, DFK.

I finally saw Honey on the main floor later around dinner time. Still looks great as always. Perfect straight posture, great ass, nice round tits and a nice personality to go with. I came over to say hello and was surprised she still remembers my name. I told her I was going to grab dinner outside in the back patio and would like to see her for an hour after dinner. Honey is well-reviewed in this and other forum so there's nothing to add here in terms of her service. She did tell me that she recently quit smoking and that she plans to go on vacation in Spain in the next week or so.

Later that night after downing a couple more Warsteiners, I was ready for another session before calling it the night. So it was time for Amira, a tall 23yo brunette, with a nice and tight lean body and natural super 32D tatas. Amira stands about 5'8", with beautiful long jet black hair, bright blue-green eyes. She is 100% German despite her work name, and speaks little English though we manage to communicate just fine via a combination of English and my primitive German. Amira is an ex-PHG girl and has been at Samya for about 5 months. I really had a blast with her. Her service is superb including superior bbbj with cim, daty in various creative positions, dfk, and the usual mpos. A great way to end a fun evening. So much for the backup Babylon plan B...

Warsteiner
05-30-07, 19:56
Great report Woof Woof,

Samya is one of my favourite clubs and, although I've still to sample the qualities of Honey, I agree with you about Amira - fantastic BBBJ/CIM as she really puts that pierced tongue to use.

Travelforfun
06-01-07, 17:03
Just for information sake...does the 1 Hr- 75E deal mean one session or can you actually have 2 sessions( Just assume one manages a hardon fast enough) in that 1 hr period ?

Hessen Bub
06-01-07, 18:17
Just for information sake...does the 1 Hr- 75E deal mean one session or can you actually have 2 sessions( Just assume one manages a hardon fast enough) in that 1 hr period ?

The rule for (as far as i know) all FKK- or Sauna-Clubs (not flatrate) in Germany is: 1 session per 30 minutes, so in one hour you can have 2 sessions. Doesn't matter if you're in Hessen and paying 100 EUR für 1h or in NRW and paying 75 EUR.

Actually, in the clubs in Switzerland you can cum as often as you can manage in the 30 minute session.

Hessen Bub

Monkey 20
06-04-07, 18:26
Inspired by the reports I made my first nervous FKK visit to Samya.

Speaking no German a slight disadvantage but I soon got the hang of it. Was not sure what the quality would be like but loads of pretty girls all with their tits out and many naked. Makes the choice easier.

Atmosphere is good and not all the seedy place I had imagined. Decided to dive into the deep end with Ejulie (well it sounded like that). Tall, dark hair teenie tits, pert about 20 I think. Good BBBJ, nice and deep a tight fuck and then happy to take a huge facial blast.

Having broken my duck, I had tried Belarussian Rita, 25 a little more heavy but certainly not fat. Nice big natural tits, soft BBBJ and CIM, nice attitude. Would repeat but as I prefer a facial finish then perhaps not.

Finally saw little Gana (Turkish), she was cute small tits and not a bad choice. Great little session and a facial finish. Perfect!

Clocked some of the other talent and I will be back soon. Honey looks especially nice as does Kinga but not sure how they perform.

Any tips would be welcome and I will try to share some as I revisit.

Ciao

Jackyo
06-06-07, 17:05
Honey looks especially nice as does Kinga but not sure how they perform.

Ciao
She is the kind of woman who would trigger the typical cliche question: "What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?".

Don't let that cool blonde exterior put you off.

She is unspoiled, unkompliziert and genuinely curious about who she is with. The "girl next door" would be another way of describing her.

She would remember me as we have had some interesting conversations.

Now if she weren't so wholesome, she would be perfect. This is my only negative comment about her.

I like women who are just a little bit kinky. Mind you, not super kinky but just a little bit kinky.

I can picture taking her home to meet my mother and she fitting right in. She is that wholesome. She wouldn't do or say anything which would embarass you in front of Mom.

I don't hear the song Super Freak by Rick James playing in the background when I'm with her.

I do hear this song playing in the background when I'm with girls from Bernds, Babylon, Wiago and certain PTs and yes, I would hesitate to bring these women home to meet my mother.


She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl

She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please, oh no

{Refrain}
That girl is pretty wild now - the girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about - in new-wave magazines
That girl is pretty kinky - the girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her - every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak, she's super-freaky, yow

Super freak, super freak

She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet
Yet she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Chrome and black and shiny, now

Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene

{Refrain}

She's a super freak, super freak, she's super-freaky, yow
Temptations sing - O-o-oh
Super freak, super freak, that girl's a super freak
O-o-oh

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you won't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street

Everhard
07-15-07, 12:33
Our hero E is not an experienced monger. But you wouldn't call him inexperienced either. It's just that he doesn't possess either the time or the means to indulge in the hobby wholeheartedly. Nevertheless always on the lookout for nymphos, GFE or plain sex - in that order. Anyway, he had anticipated his next visit to Samya very much. A whole evening full of nasty deeds. And now, the moment had finally arrived.

He entered, quickly grabbed a free beer and sat down in a sofa to watch the line-up. As he had expected there were loads and loads of doable women. He had just started to evaluate the possibilities when he saw one of the girls staring at him. He couldn't believe his eyes. A stalker in an FKK? She looked familiar he thought. After having finished his beer, he advanced to take a closer inspection. Yes, he knew this girl - vaguely. She doesn't possess what you might call a killer body (30yo+), but has a very nice face. Her name was Wika from Belarus. The reason for the stare was that they had met some time ago at another venue. Our hero was now impressed of himself doing such a lasting impression. She even remembered his name! Needless to say, the liking was mutual. This is a girl that's friendly, service minded and know the art of lovemaking. In other words, the perfect start of an enchanting evening. After some small talk and DFK they headed for a more private playground. No need to go into details but E thought it to be the epitome of a GFE - without the nagging. As an extra bonus, he received the ultimate compliment during the deed: you are the devil ;-)

Re-entering the common room for some more beer, our hero noticed the number of polar bears had multiplied. This was the point when his luck changed. So many men. Oh well, things will work out, he thought. E was now hungry and awaiting the always delicate dinner. He waited, and waited, and waited some more. Apart from being hungry, E was also tired. Originally he had thought first dinner at 18 then some sleep. Now he had to reverse the schedule. Went downstairs to sleep a while. Somewhat refreshed, some time later, he once again went to eat. Finally, the dinner was served - spaghetti bolognese... What the fuck was this? What about BBQ? Well, not much to do about it. Just eat the swills and continue with the dirty deeds. Except that the level of testosterone in the atmosphere was ever increasing. What the fuck has happening??? At Samya one can find chicks that one would be grateful for being allowed to hump their leg. This night, even this seemed a remote possibility. Every Samaya visitor knows how rare it can be to find a seating on some nights. And this was the worst night by far. E counted 30+ polar bears and about 5 chicks in the common room. Most of them occupied, waiting for a room to be ready. E wasn't as thrilled about the future anymore. Men, men, everywhere men. Lucky was the male who could find a seating, not to mention finding female company. He felt liked he was trapped in a Gay bar. Now E couldn't wait to escape from this nightmare. Still, he waited some more to let the beer get out of his system. Needless to say, nothing changed. Just more annoying observations. The SPs walked around like celebrities, greeting their regular customers like they were seeking a role in their next blockbuster. Or rather, thinking maybe, just maybe, I can fit your next film into my busy schedule. E would much rather have the chicks being allowed to approach mongers, than being allowed to pretend to be movie stars!

When leaving, there is usually an inquiry about being satisfied. E answered honestly: Not really, a bit too many men tonight. And silently thinking he just made the understatement of the year. Of course an explanation was offered. It was the monthly event taking place - enter and get free entrance the next visit. Now he knew why there were so much Dutch talk...;-)LOL As a matter of fact, yours E is also an invitee for these events. It's just that he didn't receive the invitation before beginning his journey. What would he have done if being given notice ahead of time? To be honest, he doesn't even know himself. From a serious club though, he would have expected to be given notice of this fact before paying entrance. Whether he will return to Samya in the future? The jury is still out on that one.

One thing he knows for sure. Unless there are homosexual urges, stay away from event nights at Samya.

CBGBConnisur
07-16-07, 18:17
Most girls will stare at customers just to get their attention, if they genuinely liked you they would fuck you for free.

Euro100
07-16-07, 20:09
Most girls will stare at customers just to get their attention, if they genuinely liked you they would fuck you for free.

That is nonsense! I like my work, and yet I would never consider doing it for free. In the end you have to pay your bills, and this is work for the girls.

Warsteiner
07-21-07, 12:10
As a matter of fact, yours E is also an invitee for these events. It's just that he didn't receive the invitation before beginning his journey. What would he have done if being given notice ahead of time? To be honest, he doesn't even know himself. From a serious club though, he would have expected to be given notice of this fact before paying entrance. Whether he will return to Samya in the future? The jury is still out on that one.

One thing he knows for sure. Unless there are homosexual urges, stay away from event nights at Samya.

You can sign up for the Samya newsletter on their site although if you enter a Hotmail account it will probably end up in your Junk Mail folder as mine does. The events happen once a month and normally if you enter between 4pm and 5pm you get free entrance the next time. As E said these events attract a lot of men as expected and probably the only way that I would attend it to arrive bang on 4pm, pick a girl that I knew provides good service and spend 2 hours with her in the room and then just drink beer the rest of the evening.

CBGBConnisur
07-22-07, 23:35
That is nonsense! I like my work, and yet I would never consider doing it for free. In the end you have to pay your bills, and this is work for the girls.
So are you trying to say if a girl smiles at you in the club, it is a sincere smile of affection? Yes, most of these women have expenses and bills, that is why they are in the business. Its generally not easy for a foreign girl in Germany to find a job, and this is one of the better paying jobs. A decent FKK girl can make about a 1000 to 2000 EUR a week, most probably average around a 1000 EUR. If you really talk to a lot of them, they do not like their jobs. Get real, you really think these women who are mostly foreign envisioned themselves working as prostitutes?

Iseeu
07-24-07, 07:18
So are you trying to say if a girl smiles at you in the club, it is a sincere smile of affection? Yes, most of these women have expenses and bills, that is why they are in the business. Its generally not easy for a foreign girl in Germany to find a job, and this is one of the better paying jobs. A decent FKK girl can make about a 1000 to 2000 EUR a week, most probably average around a 1000 EUR. If you really talk to a lot of them, they do not like their jobs. Get real, you really think these women who are mostly foreign envisioned themselves working as prostitutes?
Euro100,
It's just best to ignore...

CBGBConnisur
07-29-07, 22:17
Its true that they do not like their work, and most of them are doing it because other jobs that they find just do not pay that well, the career of most women in the line of work can last a few months to a year. I only saw one woman who worked a few years in a club near Koln.

Warsteiner
08-09-07, 20:15
I was in Koeln during the week of the 30th July and ended up at Samya twice.

I had 2 sessions with Kirstin (German), long dark hair, 5'9 tall with pierced nipples, belly-button and clit. Good DFK, BBBJ and sex in several positions. This girl will also do anal, CIM and will swallow. She also had an extremely intensive orgasm.

Looks - 8
Session - 9
Repeatability - 9

I had one session with Gina (Czech) , 5'7 tall with short dark hair and C cup silicon breasts. According to the website she is 30 but she looks a lot younger. Good DFK, BBBJ and several positions.

Looks - 7
Session - 9
Repeatability - 8

Overall I had a good time with Gina but am not really into silicon.

The final session was with Eleni (Greek/German), 5' tall, long blond hair. I had a session with her in May and thought that she had put on a few pounds since then but she still looked good. She previously had a pierced tongue and I was a bit disappointed to learn that she had removed the stud but she said that this allowed ker to kiss better and perform BBBJ better and she wasn't wrong.

Looks - 8
Session - 8
Repeatability - 8

The only negative thing about Eleni is she likes to talk a lot during the session, which isn't really my thing.

Samya is well worth a visit at the moment as several new girls have just started working at the club. On 2nd Aug there were 31 women and maybe 20 men. Some of the girls weren't too happy about the amount of women working but for us men it's great :)

Woof Woof
08-09-07, 23:57
Hey Warsteiner,

Nice report! Kirstin sounds like a winner...Which day of the week did you go? I've had a session with Gina before and I'd say she looks older than 30 not younger. She's a quiet and classy girl, has a nice body, except for those store-bought nanas which aren't very well done. I remember they weren't very squeezable.

Jackyo
08-11-07, 03:20
The final session was with Eleni (Greek/German), 5' tall, long blond hair. I had a session with her in May and thought that she had put on a few pounds since then but she still looked good. She previously had a pierced tongue and I was a bit disappointed to learn that she had removed the stud but she said that this allowed ker to kiss better and perform BBBJ better and she wasn't wrong.

Looks - 8
Session - 8
Repeatability - 8

The only negative thing about Eleni is she likes to talk a lot during the session, which isn't really my thing.
... is the former Jenny from Bernds.

Warsteiner
08-11-07, 09:58
Hey Warsteiner,

Nice report! Kirstin sounds like a winner...Which day of the week did you go? I've had a session with Gina before and I'd say she looks older than 30 not younger. She's a quiet and classy girl, has a nice body, except for those store-bought nanas which aren't very well done. I remember they weren't very squeezable.

I went on a Monday and Thursday. I arrived at about 3pm on the Monday and there were only about 4/5 men but by 8pm this had increased to about 20 men. On the Thursday it was the other way around, at 3pm there were about 20 men and then they all left at 5pm so by 8pm there were only about 10 men with 30 women.

Kirstin is definately a repeat for me. She is very pleasant to talk to and (for me) the bonus is that she doesn't smoke. I'll be heading back to Samya later in the year and will probably try some of the extras (anal, CIM) with her then.

You're right about Gina's breasts, they were like a couple of rocks and not well done but she has a good sense of humor and is easy to talk to.

Warsteiner
08-11-07, 10:02
Eleni... is the former Jenny from Bernds.

Yep, I think this is mentioned on the Samya website. I had a chat with her about Bernds and I know that it is really popular with the German customers but from what she told me I won't be visiting Bernds anytime soon. She mentioned:

- Cleanliness is a real problem. Some of the German guests have also complained about this. Apparently they only change the sheets on the bed once a day and during the Summer when the weather gets hot the sheets can be soaked with the previous guest's sweat. Eleni mentioned that she received an infection from this and had to go to the doctors.
- Some of the girls will have sex without a condom. This is one of the main reasons why the club is so popular.

Kiwi 69
08-11-07, 23:36
Yep, I think this is mentioned on the Samya website. I had a chat with her about Bernds and I know that it is really popular with the German customers but from what she told me I won't be visiting Bernds anytime soon. She mentioned:

- Cleanliness is a real problem. Some of the German guests have also complained about this. Apparently they only change the sheets on the bed once a day and during the Summer when the weather gets hot the sheets can be soaked with the previous guest's sweat. Eleni mentioned that she received an infection from this and had to go to the doctors.

- Some of the girls will have sex without a condom. This is one of the main reasons why the club is so popular.Interesting, did she eleborate how the infection manifested itself ,e.g., skin problems ?

Warsteiner
08-12-07, 10:46
Does Samya club management monitor this at all?

Should one start bringing one's own set of bedsheets when one visits this place?

The cleanliness/hygene isn't a problem in Samya - Eleni was talking about Bernds.

As far as I am aware the sheets are changed after each session in Samya and I know they are in PHG and GT. I've been to Samya several times over the last couple of years and have never noticed any problems with the cleanliness of the rooms or the club during this time

Buck Rogers
08-12-07, 20:38
The cleanliness/hygene isn't a problem in Samya - Eleni was talking about Bernds.

As far as I am aware the sheets are changed after each session in Samya and I know they are in PHG and GT. I've been to Samya several times over the last couple of years and have never noticed any problems with the cleanliness of the rooms or the club during this timeI always go in the room with 2 towels. If I see the girl with only one (it often happens), I take another one myself, whatever the FKK is.
On some sheets at Samya (and in other FKKs as well) I notice the stains and they are not chocolate stains. So I think the hygene is an issue anyway.

By the way on my last (quick) visit at Samya I tried a girl called Rita.

She is from Belarus, blonde, blue eyes, not tall, good service, friendly, fair english. Reapeat value for me.

Mario Veneto
08-24-07, 06:03
I just wanted to write a report of my first visit visit at Samaya on Aug 10th.

Location: the club is located in a Industrial Zone almost 10 KM away from the city center of Koeln. My damned 3000 euro built in navigation system did not recognize the street (Kirschbaumweg) so I had to call Samaya and ask for a major road name. They gave me the name Emil Hofman Str. When you are on this street turn left on the Kirschbaumweg. There is a Bitburger building which is quite big and you cannot miss. Once in the Kirschbaumweg turn right after 100 meters.

1st impression:
my first impression was very positive. The club was a former hospital (clinique) and it has been easily converted in a FKK club. In some room you have still the lights to read the X Rays !
Everything seems clean and nicely done. You have wet sauna, regular sauna, relaxation room and massage room. The massage guy is doing a very good job and he knows what he's doing. He's been offered a job in soccer teams which he declined.

Eat & drink:
there are several self service refrigerated shelves. You can grab your beer/soda/water from the refrigerated shelves as much as you want.
The food is not so good as at YinYan or GT and you have less choice.

Girls:
Now the must important point. There were almost 25 girls. They look much better than the ones in Yin Yan but I would say almost the same quality as in Goldentime. The difference is that the girls are very GFE and nice.

I was with 2 friends from California. They had all in all 3 different sessions and nobody was disappointed. We were very surprised by the excellent service quality.

I had a session with Fiona. A tall 20yr old Russian. She gave me one of the best ball licking I never had. Then she sucked in a way that I thought she's been doing this forever. She's very talented in sex. Then she started riding on me ... Her pussy was tight and young. In every position she gave her best to move and not stay passive. My other two friends had a session with her, one of them had a CIM with her and paid 25e extra.

I wanted to have a session with Honey which in my opinion was the most beautiful girl in the club. I asked her several times to go to the room but each time she said that she is booked and then disappeared in a room w/ a man. Maybe she just wanted to give the priority to regular guests.

After 11 PM, I could count only 2 girls in the bar and over 20 men. All good looking girls were working in the rooms. So we decided to leave.

Toscana
08-24-07, 09:59
The club was a former hospital (clinique) and it has been easily converted in a FKK club.
Every time I visit Samya I can't stop laughing when going upstairs with a girl to the "Behandlungsräume", treatment rooms.

This club should really go all naked, except for a day a week, when they kit them all out in skimpy nurses uniforms.

Siddharta
08-26-07, 13:56
Hi guys,

Just a question: I'm planning to visit Samya next week. Do you think a chinese-looking businessman in his thirties would be welcome there or is there some sort of race bias?

Thanks in advance.

Jackyo
08-26-07, 22:56
Hi guys,

Just a question: I'm planning to visit Samya next week. Do you think a chinese-looking businessman in his thirties would be welcome there or is there some sort of race bias?

Thanks in advance.
There is a large Japanese community in Duesseldorf and Japanese clients visit clubs in the surrounding area.

That having been said, your chances of getting good service depend on how you handle yourself and how well you communicate.

The women do want to do business with you. However, a minority also don't want to deal with communication issues.

If you speak fluent German, Polish, Russian or Turkish, you've got it made in the shade. If you don't speak any of these main languages, you can still have a good time.

Be nice, smile, be well groomed and you should do fine. Women don't like jerks.

My rule of thumb is that if I can make her smile or laugh, I'm going to have a good time with her. I keep away from high maintenance ice queens who won't crack a smile. This applies as much to women I meet at these clubs as I do to women I meet in real life.

Hessen Bub
08-27-07, 07:31
Do you think a chinese-looking businessman in his thirties would be welcome there or is there some sort of race bias?

You can go to all German FKKs without experiencing any trouble, maybe in Dortmund or Bochum there's one or two clubs that still have/had ressentiments against foreigners. But the good ones (Palace, World, Oase, Atlantik, Samya, GoldenTime, Happy Garden, Living Room, Finca, Artemis, Collosseum, Sakura and so on) do accept every customer who's not drunk and does behave well, no matter what nationality.

Hessen Bub

Duralong
09-10-07, 16:46
(... continues from 4th day at Living Room )

5th day, Monday 3 September: Samya, Koln.

Samya was the first of these places I heard of. I read, on various forums, of arousing stories that happened there, so I was curious to see myself how it is. I arrived around 1 pm. The location, in an industrial zone is not so exciting, but more important is what is inside, so I went in with positive expectations. The first impression was not so positive however. The place is quite small, there is a hall, with the bar desk, the buffet and the couches, where practically all the action, before going to a room, takes place, and a small covered garden outside, were I often find myself alone to escape the atmosphere of the hall, somewhat oppressive at times. In fact, it’s true that here girls are topless or almost nude, and this should turn out in a more exciting situation, with respect to the clubs of the Düsseldorf area, where the girls are more covered, but the girls here seems bored all the time. Almost always no happiness shows in their faces and, among all places I have been, here you really have the impression of being in a classical brothel, rather than in an FKK club.
Moreover at almost 4 pm no stunner showed up yet, however I didn’t want to come to nothing like the other day.

* Noelle

So I decided to approach the more lively girl of the group. I don’t remember what I told her, some sort of compliment. After a few minutes I was following her in the stair that brings to the room, with her bottom, covered only by a transparent strip, at the height of my eyes, one of the most exciting part of the program :)
Noelle is a 22 years old German girl from Koln, about 170 cm tall, maybe something more, brisk eyes, a funny but not so beautiful face, nice, sharp C/D cups that challenge gravity, a small waist but a too pronounced belly, out of place in her body, a round bottom and long well shaped legs.

Once on the bed, kissing and exploring her, I was impressed by her amazing ****, with quite large labia, that later I will ate eagerly.

From a technical point of view she did everything well, DFK, BBBJ, etc., but her kisses... tasted too much of tobacco. She also gave me a sense of participation, but not completely satisfying, yeah, is not easy to fake passion. Nevertheless I was decided to unload and after 20’ of wild fucking I finally came. She appeared disappointed as she said “why you came now?”, I said: “there will be a second chance babe”.

Nevertheless she appeared happy to see the product of her efforts in the condom full of sperm on top of my dick.

She told me that she doesn’t have a boyfriend and that she don’t want to have one, that she spend her days off with some friends or also alone and that she is happy like this.

During the second run, after a long DATY that pleased her a lot, I was hit by the perverse idea of seeing how far I could go in fingering her ;) ... but after the fourth finger she told me to stop!

At the end of the first hour she asked me “and now?”. I should have quit, but I was not feeling bad with the girl and I wanted to experiment if also this time I won’t be able to come a second time, so I said “let’s stay together another ½ hour”. Needless to say the result was the same of the other days, but I was quite satisfied of the time spent with her.

But once downstairs something very disappointing happened! Well I thought that things were going to proceed like in all other clubs: the girl follows you at your locker and you pay her. Also I gave for granted I should have paid her a 100, because I watched at my clock, so I was sure I spent exactly 1h ½ with her, and because I read in various forums, particularly a forum in French (Youppie), that here the rates are 50 + 25 + 25 etc.. for each additional ½ hour.

INSTEAD:

The girl told me to wait at the stair, she went into the bar lounge, I didn’t understand immediately for doing what, and returned saying that we spent together 1h and 45’! What? No way! We stayed in the room from 16:00 to 17:30 (+- 1’) so, what the hell!? She appeared disconcerted... I went to the bar with her, and from this moment on I couldn’t be able to talk to her anymore! Once at the bar desk I discovered that here they record what every girl do by writing down the time you go and the time you return! A girl at turn, or someone else, takes care of this. In my case they probably wrote down a wrong time, or made some confusion, in any case I was pretty upset that the thing was not between me and the girl, like in all other clubs! What is this control? What’s going on here? :(

Some minutes of discussion followed, not with Noelle, who was listening without saying a word, but with another girl, apparently a friend of her, but at this moment she looked and spoke like the devil! Finally it seemed that I was able to convince them to charge me only for 90’, so the devil told me: “ok, give her 125€, but she will never come with you again!”. Very nice, but so what? They are making me pay 1h ½ 125€? I said I have read in many places that rates are 50 for the first 30’, plus 25 for subsequent ½ hours. They said “No, no, no”, at this point, realizing some troubles were going on, a guy of the staff approached us, so the devil said : “ Ask him, he will explain you”.

I thus discovered that, contrarily to what is reported here and there, here they charge 50 + 25 + 50 + 25, etc... each subsequent half hour (like at Yin Yang, but what two different places!). It should be noted that, as I checked later in they website, they don’t report explicitly what happens at the 3rd half hour! They simply say 50€ the first ½ h and 25 the next ½ h, so they explicitly say what happens only for the first hour! Pretty tricky!

I had with me the pages in French with the presentation of the club, which report the wrong rule, I printed out from the youppie site. I have to say that I understand pretty well French, even if I cannot speak or write it correctly.

So after the shower I complained again with a big guy of the staff, perhaps the manager, showing him the printing and seeking for comprehension. It is not for 25€, is that I hate to be fooled. He said that he doesn’t understand French, that that money is not in his pockets, etc.. so denied me a refund.

I think that any sound place, would have refunded a client victim of deceiving information, also because was their fault not to have clearly specified that rule in any place. One may even suspect they did it intentionally to trick on the ambiguity!
Anyway it appears that it doesn’t happen often that at Samya someone spend more than 1h with a girl, as nobody I talked to there, also some regular clients, knew that rule!!!

I would appreciate if someone of the members, who also post in the French forum, so they should know what I am talking about, would say something on this subject.

With my mood ruined, I ate what I could eat and I waited for time to passing. Some new girls arrived, also a notable blonde with amazing E cup tits, but perhaps fake, in any case of glacial look.

At about 10 pm I went out, and for sure they won’t see me again at Samya, and I won’t recommend anybody that place!

See 6th day at Bernds http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=642568&postcount=618 (]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=642561&postcount=69[/url).

[u]EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Everhard
09-10-07, 23:08
Duralong,
interesting story.
contrarily to what is reported here and there, here they charge 50 + 25 + 50 + 25, etc... each subsequent half hourSorry you had to discover this the expensive way. I nearly fell for it myself. But really, you can't trust everything that's written in these forums. Always check at the source! Samya can not be held responsible for what is written on a forum, be it Youppie or ISG. It may not be intentionally wrong, maybe just not up to date, or written by a lunatic.

Toscana
09-11-07, 13:43
The management surely has no influence over the Youppie website. The rule has been as the girls insisted for quite a while. It's simply wrong on Youppie.

Normally the girls tell you in advance if you check the prices (as you should), because it does leave room for misunderstandings.

I suggest you inform Youppie (if you haven't done so already), as they are a serious site who will want their info to be correct. And then move on. Don't dismiss the club because of this. It's still cheaper than Frankfurt ;-)

Thanks for the report.

Kleinberg
09-11-07, 17:07
duralong: in the name of all the youppie team, i apologize for the trouble you encountered.


. it may not be intentionally wrong, maybe just not up to date, or written by a lunatic. everhard.

first of all please excuse my english that can be a little bit rough for moments as i am french. i am, in a part, the author of the incriminated post in youppie, as i moved it from a former forum and adapted it from stano's ("youppie's jackson") version.

i am sorry to inform you that i am not lunatic.

as when you are in germany do as the german. i check the samya site. not any détail and checked rheinforum (which is my bible).

die mädels bestimmen ihre servicepreise selber. i'm interesse der mädels hat sich ein preisniveau eingependelt, welches sich wie folgt darstellt:

50 € für die ersten 30 minuten, darin enthalten frz. ohne kondom / frz. gegenseitig und verkehr, die nächsten 30 minuten kosten +25 €, the. h. die stunde 75 €. der aufpreis für frz. total, wenn von den mädels angeboten, beträgt 25 €. weitere extras oder ein längerer aufenthalt vb bzw. siehe aushängende „preis- & serviceliste". die dauer des zimmeraufenthaltes wird von der geschäftsleitung nicht überwacht und liegt i'm ermessen der mädels, daher kann die halbe stunde durchaus auch mal 40 min. lang sein (evtl. aber auch nur 20 min.).

the girls fix themselves their prices. they have determined a price-level as follow: 50€ for the first 30 minuts (suck without, 69, and fuck). the majoration for cim is 25€ when they offers this service. the others extras or longer stays have to be check on the "preis und service-lite" (that ou can find at the theke: poster's note). the lenght of the stay in bedroom is not checked by the owners and is under the girl estimation, so half an hour can be 40 minutes (or 20).

in samya, like in others germans clubs, the price is allways beetween you and the girl. some stars are more expensives. sometimes when there is a flash, you are allowed to stay for a really long while paying only 1/2 h. or have the benefice of free extras.

you are in a fkk, it is not a brothel. all what happen, is between you and the girl. the club is just providing rooms, beers, saunas.

if you a not used to german way of thinking, please note that for exemple, allthough there no speed limit. you will have problems if you have a car accident while driving at 120 mph. or allthough 0. 5g/l alcohol in blood is not unlawfull but if you have an accident 0. 01 will be unlawfull.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Routard
09-11-07, 20:24
I would appreciate if someone of the members, who also post in the French forum, so they should know what I am talking about, would say something on this subject

I checked the FAQ I have written on ISG about Samya, and I gave the right information: 2 hours is 50+25+50+25. But I'm also member of the Youppie team that wrote 50+25+25+25. And believe me, even if I try to give the most accurate information about all the places I have visited around the world, there are plenty of mistakes or information that are not up to date anymore. Do you really think I will take responsability for this? Do you really think that a brothel owner somewhere in Germany or Latin America will care about what you have printed out from ISG or Youppie of what Routard or someone else told about his brothel and his pricing system? I'm just a mongerer like you trying to help the community in his free time by giving as much information as possible. A lot of ISG members have met me, I have my own job far from the sex world and have no link whatsoever with Samya or any other brothel, neither do the rest of the Youppie team.

Hey, no offense, thanks for your great posts and for correcting the info.

Everhard
09-11-07, 21:08
The girls fix themselves their prices.All the more reason to ask the manager and the girl in advance, non?

I have no opinion whatsoever on your lunacy or not. It's just a well know fact not to trust information on the Internet. Especially from anonymous contributors.

I look at various forums, even some non-sex forums;) and I see it all the time. Someone wants their 15 minutes of fame by giving answer to a question. It's just that the person with the desire to write a post, give incorrect information. He was at another club in the next city, or two yeas ago, or similar, but naturally assumes that everything is the same - like we're discussing McDonalds. Often the inital answer gets corrected by another person, but not always.

Since you have come forward, with the above facts and out of curiosity I must ask.
1. Had you been in Samya before you posted? One time or extensively?
2. Did you believe your information was correct?
3. Did you think it inappropriate to use someone elses text without checking? (Or did you make a quote or reference?)

If the answer to all three questions would be yes, there probably would be much less posts... And yes, I have done it myself, written something out of guesswork instead of cold facts. For instance in order to enhance the story as I forgot some small detail and didn't wanna cut out the whole passage.

Since the topic is Samya, I agree the pricing is deceptive. I also have my own issues regarding the management so who knows if and when I will be back, like Duralong.

Duralong
09-11-07, 22:25
Kleinberg,

Thanks for the apologies

I have seen that you have already corrected it. So we will save troubles to someone else.

Let me be skeptic about the rest, as it contradicts with what I have seen, and described in my post.

Routard
09-11-07, 22:37
Since you have come forward, with the above facts and out of curiosity I must ask.
1. Had you been in Samya before you posted? One time or extensively?
2. Did you believe your information was correct?
3. Did you think it inappropriate to use someone elses text without checking? (Or did you make a quote or reference?)


Everhard,

You have met some valuable contribution yourself, and no doubt with accuracy. But don't take things too serious. Have fun, it's about sex, brothels and hookers, not nuclear safety. If posts are allowed only about places people go every week themselves and can guarantee 100% accuracy, there would be no posts anymore and no forum as well. Too bad as 90% of us would never have discovered all these wonderful places without these forums, and this is what matters most. Remember that we are talking about underground business at least in most countries.

Duralong
09-11-07, 23:38
Do you really think I will take responsability for this?

Hey, no offense, thanks for your great posts and for correcting the info.Of course I would not pretend a refund from you! :)

I am just happy with the apologies expressed by Kleinberg, and even if it happened to me to make expenses for the error, I am glad that now you have corrected it, and that you liked my posts.

So I think that we can consider the accident closed.

Akibono
09-12-07, 03:07
Hey guy, it only 25E extra. This should not be enough to ruin the experience. I am much more disappointed by a bad session, then I have wasted 50E and missed out on a potentially good session.

Woof Woof
09-22-07, 20:05
Samya has just added a welcome feature to their website. It's an online update in real time of who's on--and who's a no-show-- for the day. If a girl is scheduled to come in for the day, there's a yellow announcement. As soon as she checks into the club, it turns green. I've also noticed that some girls who apparently are not on the schedule or who are supposedly still on vacation are also working that day, as evidenced by the green announcement. Also, if a girl with a yellow announcement doesn't show up 2h past the time that she's supposed to come in, then the yellow announcement is removed from her name.

Great feature! I wish all the other major clubs like GT, PHG would have something similar.

Warsteiner
09-23-07, 18:58
Great feature! I wish all the other major clubs like GT, PHG would have something similar.

Yeah, it's a great feature and one of the best thing about Samya. It means that you can plan your trip if there is a particular girl you want to have a session with. I don't think it would be possible to have the same thing at GT or PHG due to the amount of women in those clubs and there is probably a higher turnover in those clubs as well.

Breadman
09-23-07, 20:38
Dont know about the rest of you guys, but when im on an fkk tour the last thing i have at hand is a laptop/computer access.

Warsteiner
09-24-07, 19:35
Dont know about the rest of you guys, but when im on an fkk tour the last thing i have at hand is a laptop/computer access.

The calendar is normally setup for about a week in advance so if you're only going for a few days then it's ok. If there is a special girl that you are looking for you can always head to an Internet cafe. I wish GT had a similar setup as the only reason I go there is to see Regi - if she's not around I'd rather head to PHG.

Hunter105
09-25-07, 12:17
Arrived about 3:30, not much activity, maybe 5 men and 10 girls, good ratio.

Taking water from fridge and just sitting on a sofa and watch the scene. Lots of girls looking to me try to get into eye contact, but first I wanted to get a full view of all available. Than Delia came in wrapped with a towel, but I liked her face, and her dark hair. Asked her to sit with me, we talked a bit and touching, she told me no DFk, only light kissing. This was not what I liked but she proposed to kiss my other member. So off to room with BBBJ, DATY and several positions, she finished me with a handjob, as the condom was to tight. That was fine with me as I could do the same with her.

After that she wanted to go as 30 min was over. I didn't like that, but also didn't want to force her to stay some more time with me as this doesn't give me any benefit.

Session 50E, Looks 8, Service: 7, Repeat: maybe.

After shower back to the room again, and drinking some water outside, where it was not so hot and without the terrible cigarette smoke.

Than back to the room, at the bar Johanna was sitting, and she had eyecontact with me before and I know she has a beautiful smile. We where talking a bit on the bar than we went to the sofa where we could have some skin contact. Nice to talk with her, I know alomost her whole life now and the problems she had with some her former friends. It was nice and we were talking for 30 min. This was also the time I needed to recover after the first session. Than up to the room and again cuddling, DFK, BBBJ, DATY and several positions, but I was not able to finish, she tried her best, but no chance. So after 25min I told her that its ok, and she should not worry, I liked her action and I like her. We still cuddled a bit and than we left the room.

Session: 50E, Looks: 6, Service: 8, Repeat: maybe

Again back to the room sitting on the same sofa again, opposite to the blond Eleni. She was exchaning some looks and smiles with me, now was asking her to come over. What a difference. This girl is really GFE, she likes kissing so much we couldn't stop DFK, and she started again and again. I told her that I am not ready for a new session, but she said "don't worry, I will make that". We went to the room and this girl really likes sex and although she is only 21 she knows what to do and I could feel that she likes to be with me, whether it was fake or not I don't know, but for me it was real. She was so wet already, she liked DATY and I had the impression that she had been coming after a view minutes. She really knows to BBBJ and put her fingers on the right positions. After some heavy DATY we switched into cowboy and this was like in a rodeo, after a view minutes I was not able to hold me back anymore and was shooting my load, and at the same time she gave me the impression that she also was coming. She confirmed that later, but still I am not sure. Anyhow, this was a very nice GFE and Porno like session.

After the session we cuddled and we started kissing again, and soon my member showed a new reaction, but I told her that I have to leave soon and want to eat something before driving for 2hours.

She invited me to come again, and call before coming to make sure that she is there. Session: 50 E, Looks: 6, Service: 10, Repeat: 100%

After shower and eating something went to Eleni to say goodbye, whow what a kiss, than went to Johanna and kissed her. I didn't see Delia, but what a surprise she came to the change room just to also give me a good bye kiss. Very nice and I left the club with a smile on the face at 8:00.

Hunter

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Woof Woof
09-26-07, 00:13
Again back to the room sitting on the same sofa again, opposite to the blond Eleni. She was exchaning some looks and smiles with me, now was asking her to come over. What a difference. This girl is really GFE, she likes kissing so much we couldn't stop DFK, and she started again and again. I told her that I am not ready for a new session, but she said "don't worry, I will make that". We went to the room and this girl really likes sex and although she is only 21 she knows what to do and I could feel that she likes to be with me, whether it was fake or not I don't know, but for me it was real. She was so wet already, she liked DATY and I had the impression that she had been coming after a view minutes. She really knows to BBBJ and put her fingers on the right positions. After some heavy DATY we switched into cowboy and this was like in a rodeo, after a view minutes I was not able to hold me back anymore and was shooting my load, and at the same time she gave me the impression that she also was coming. She confirmed that later, but still I am not sure. Anyhow, this was a very nice GFE and Porno like session.



That's the Bernd's heritage for you. By the way, nice report.

Hollandmale
09-26-07, 10:16
That's the Bernd's heritage for you. By the way, nice report.Petite blonde Eleni, formerly Jenny, wellknown in Bernds :).

Travelforfun
10-15-07, 18:57
Awesome club , high class place...tried Brigitte(Czech) , Delia(Iraq) ,and Emma(Poland)...almost 25 girls on the Sunday night...also about 30 males :)

Detailed reports when i have time ...

CaptRenno
10-20-07, 18:00
...tried...Delia(Iraq)...Delia is originally from Iran, not Iraq...close in spelling but different ethnic and cultural groups. Iranians are Persian, not Arab like Iraqis. Both are Muslims.

In any case, Delia grew up mainly in Germany and she speaks good English. She is very attractive--olive skin, long black hair, nice tits and slender hips. She is friendly and offers excellent service.

Chicafan
10-22-07, 13:59
That's the Bernd's heritage for you. By the way, nice report.

Wow, Bernd's sounds really nice.

Jackyo
10-22-07, 14:17
Awesome club , high class place...tried Brigitte(Czech) , Delia(Iraq) ,and Emma(Poland)...almost 25 girls on the Sunday night...also about 30 males :)

Detailed reports when i have time ...
Decent pricing, decent selection, low rip off factor plus food and drink.

Travelforfun
10-23-07, 16:46
You are right CaptRenno , Iran it is for Delia , my typo error..coz she mentioned Tehran as well which as of yet is still in Iran :)

Awesome girl none the less...beautiful and a wonderful service as well..i wish i caught her at a better time though...in the 3 hrs i was there she practically never left the room and by the time i went with her she was dead tired...better luck maybe next time.

Chicafan
10-23-07, 16:55
Wow, Bernd's sounds really nice.

Ok, I was confused. So the girls Hunter was speaking of are girls at Samya now that used to work at Bernd's? I need to try one of the clubs in Cologne and Samya sounds pretty fun.

Jackyo
10-24-07, 10:07
Ok, I was confused. So the girls Hunter was speaking of are girls at Samya now that used to work at Bernd's? I need to try one of the clubs in Cologne and Samya sounds pretty fun.
... who now work at Samya.

Then there is also Club M which is also outside of Koeln and which is run by a former Bernds girl.

There is a thread on the RF which deals with where these women are now.

Meldenridge
10-28-07, 20:57
Hello!

I am new here but have been reading some of the reports and FAQ over the past days. I have never been to a FKK before. My experience is limited to RLD in Frankfurt over the past 8 years.

From the description, Samya seems to be a "newbie friendly" place but I'd like to ask the experience among you here a few things:

- What's the atmosphere like; is there loud music? I there a lot of smoking going on?

- Can I count on GFE type treatment? Obviously this is entirely up to the girl but generally speaking? I'm not much for "wham-bang" the idea of some unhurried smoozching with DFK prior to and after the main action is a must for me. I love women, I like to treat them with respect.

- What day would be good for my debut? Reasonable selection of ladies and not too crowded and busy would be ideal.

- Is parking at the premises "safe"? I have a very nice car and would like it to stay that way ;-)

OK - thank you for your attention. It would be great to get some suggestions and pointer to make a my FKK debut a happy and memorable one.

Meldenridge

Travelforfun
10-30-07, 15:00
- What's the atmosphere like; is there loud music? I there a lot of smoking going on?

- Yes , its like walking into a night club or a strip club so to say,the music I believe would depend on what time of the day you are there..i doubt if they would play loud blaring music in the day time...however the night we visited I could hear the music out on the streets.... smoke or smoking depends on how many people are there at that particular time...good thing that they have a very good ventilation system and a small sitting area outside.


- Can I count on GFE type treatment?

- In most cases yes , dont expect too much of a couch action though...but its certainly not the wham-bham-thankyoumaam scenario...girls tend to get cozy with you upon eye contact...with plenty to drink and eat you can spend some quality time with them ...DFK is a matter of choice....not all do it but then not all resist it either...

- What day would be good for my debut? Reasonable selection of ladies and not too crowded and busy would be ideal.

- Check out their website...they have this new site which lets you know how many girls are present at any point of the day....watch out for the messe..during which the club gets ridiculously busy...

- Is parking at the premises "safe"? I have a very nice car and would like it to stay that way ;-)

- In house parking (space permitting) at the entrance, I saw CCTV's and plenty of nice big cars parked around so your baby should be just fine as well ;)

Hunter105
10-31-07, 12:11
... who now work at Samya.

There is a thread on the RF which deals with where these women are now.At Bernd´s she was called Jenny, a small, slim blond girl, but extremely GFE and responsive, she now is working at Samya, and I spend a very nice time with her. about 4-6 weeks ago. There were some problems at Bernd´s, she explained to me in detail, thats the reason why she left, but thats not for the open forum.

Hunter

Blooper
11-05-07, 10:37
Well, Gentlemen. I followed advice and sampled the delights of the Samya. And it was almost a disaster. Almost.

I have to say, environmentally it is far from great. The location is ugly, and the main bar area is not brilliant, to say the least. Girls are (mostly) clad in thongs or panties. And foreplay on the sofas is limited. But perhaps I was spoiled by Artemis in Berlin.
The "eye contact does it" concept was my problem. Once I'd settled and decided which girls appealed, I tried frantically to make eye contact without success. Foe two hours. Then one of the girls I fancied left the gaggle and went to sit alone, and I was able to swoop.

Her name is Denise, and she is not yet on the website. Not a beauty, a slightly small ass and marginally droopy tits. Straight dark shoulder length hair, and a Sunburst smile, though. Bulgarian, and it was her fifth day on the job. Meaning that she still approaches it in a boyfriend-sex type of way. Perfect!

I am not going to bore you with details, but she got really into it, thoroughly wet and writhing. I am highly sensitive to faking, and she was definitely not.

ratings: Body:7 . Looks:7. Attitude 10. Experience 10.

I was delighted in the extreme, and gave her a chunky tip on top. Yes, I know, I shouldn't, but I got carried away. Get in there, guys, before experience taints her!

After about half an hour, I noticed one girl at the bar naked. Body to die for, but more challenged facially. she actually responded to eye contact and joined me. Aynur is her name. Nice person, and whilst clearly more experienced than Denise, didn't let it spoil things. Again, got wet and was a great experience. She is on their website http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=464 and again, recommended.

Ratings: Body 9. Looks 5. Attitude 10, Experience 9.

As my wallet was looking so sad by now - both were an hour - I needed to go for a topup, so given only 3 hours sleep the night before, I called it a day. I did toy with the idea of testing the Mediteran for you guys, but I was tired and said "sod 'em!". Now I shall decide on tomorrows antics (yes, I am writing this within hours of the event).

Addendum. Too knackered next day, so just this report.

Jackyo
11-07-07, 13:38
This place hasn't changed much. The seating arrangement is still awkward and they still have that table in front of the door leading to the garden.

They had a Halloween party and the club was full of both gals and guys but for some reason folks weren't connecting much. At its peak there were probably fifty women there and an equal number of guys.

There was a group of women who I call unf'ables, girls who I wouldn't pay to be with (my guess either Romanian or Bulgarian) and on the other extreme there were a number of women who were just outstanding and pleasing to the eyes. Now if only they were all nude, all of the time, that would make a huge difference.

There was a very large selection of blondes, mostly from Poland.

My biggest problem is that this club doesn't have much of a Stimmung or athmosphere. The Thekenstaff has things going like clockwork but they aren't into connecting with customers.

The women are approachable but its difficult to manuever in that room, particularly trying to approach the women on the bar stools.

And some of them would not make eye contact or smile. As the RF guys like to say: its all in her Ausstrahlung... and in her kiss and other things: how she carries herself, her poise, sense of self, etc.. I can make a list (in fact, I am tempted to write an essay on this topic).

There was one stunning blonde with long straight hair, a nice butt, legs and tits who I passed in the hallway several times and smiled at. She always totally ignored me so that took her off the list.

Later in the locker room she accompanied this guy to get her payment, all the while standing near the doorway, tapping her feet impatiently. When she left, I asked him how she was and he said she was great.

I didn't want to take that chance though. I have to admit that sometimes I am in the mood for a bitchy or moody ice queen but mostly I am not in that mood.

I did connect with two women there.

I picked a full figured blonde who smiled and was lively and outgoing. Brigitte from the Czech Republic. I performed the "connect-with-a-gaze-from-far-away-and-cock-your-head" and she came quickly over to the couch to sit with me. My session with her was excellent particularly after I discovered her unbelievable muscle control. I didn't have to move at all and neither did she. She enveloped me firmly, would pulse and I was in seventh heaven.

My second session was with Emma from Poland. She had invested some time sitting with a group of guys on a couch but none of them made a move to the room so she left them. I found her on a barstool and during a break in the music approached to have a conversation (that music was too loud). Nice to look at, dirty blonde, but a little cooler and more reserved. Good session nonethless but it would be hard to describe it as beyond just above average.

I've not been disappointed so far service-wise at this club. I don't have the impression of being with hardened pros, that is why.

They had a small band come to play some jazz. It was a nice touch. There was a guy on an electronic organ, someone on a saxophone and a chick who did vocals.

A couple of times that evening there were groups of women who would get up on the bar, shoeless and dance (well, more like shake their booties). They played Turkish (or Middle Eastern) music for this too.

Food was good, as usual. The beer and non-alcoholic drinks flowed freely.

You could catch glimpses of nudity here but otherwise it was freie Wahl and the choice of the women here was to have at least their bottoms on.

I had wanted to see Honey here but she wasn't working that day. She was still on the list of girls who work there though.

I spoke briefly to Jenny from Bernds (not Jenny from the Block), now named Eleni. She did say the place was much more conservative than Bernds is (and she should know as she was the number one exhibitionist at Bernds when she worked there). She was very busy, barely getting thirty seconds between sessions before she was snapped up again.

I didn't recognize anyone else from previous visits.

Jackyo
11-07-07, 17:21
Awesome club , high class place...tried Brigitte(Czech) , Delia(Iraq) ,and Emma(Poland)...almost 25 girls on the Sunday night...also about 30 males :)

Detailed reports when i have time ...
I just noticed you'd listed Brigitte and Emma too.

Cool!

Jackyo
11-07-07, 20:39
Hello!

I am new here but have been reading some of the reports and FAQ over the past days. I have never been to a FKK before. My experience is limited to RLD in Frankfurt over the past 8 years.

From the description, Samya seems to be a "newbie friendly" place but I'd like to ask the experience among you here a few things:

- What's the atmosphere like; is there loud music? I there a lot of smoking going on?

- Can I count on GFE type treatment? Obviously this is entirely up to the girl but generally speaking? I'm not much for "wham-bang" the idea of some unhurried smoozching with DFK prior to and after the main action is a must for me. I love women, I like to treat them with respect.

- What day would be good for my debut? Reasonable selection of ladies and not too crowded and busy would be ideal.

- Is parking at the premises "safe"? I have a very nice car and would like it to stay that way ;-)

OK - thank you for your attention. It would be great to get some suggestions and pointer to make a my FKK debut a happy and memorable one.

Meldenridge
Yes, there is typically loud music and lots of smoking. But this is typical of most FKK clubs anyway.

Whether you get GFE treatment or not depends on your chemistry with her. Its not up to her or to you but rather how the two of you interact. If you have no common means of communication, good luck. You will know if you are being given the bum's rush.

Don't go when they have a special event or party. Go at any other time and you should be fine. Want to avoid crowds? Go first thing in the AM or in the middle of the day.

Parking is behind the club in a fenced in parking lot. Your car should be safe there. Its in an industrial zone but not one which is unsafe.

Iseeu
11-08-07, 00:58
I spoke briefly to Jenny from Bernds (not Jenny from the Block), now named Eleni. She did say the place was much more conservative than Bernds is (and she should know as she was the number one exhibitionist at Bernds when she worked there)

...at Bernd's. No way. That would definitely be Katja. Her legs spread wide/ finger on her clit pose is legendary. And let's not forget that glorious butt in the air, pussy spread wide while she performs the traditional Bernd's pre- session couch BBBJ.
One of Jenny's problems at the Hof was that she was considered too reserved.

Jackyo
11-08-07, 03:44
...at Bernd's. No way. That would definitely be Katja. Her famous legs spread wise, finger on her clit pose is legendary. And let's not forget that Glorious butt in the air, pussy spread wide while she performs the Bernd's pre- session couch BBBJ.
One of Jenny's problems at the Hof was that she was considered too reserved.
How could I forget Katja!

Jenny did a lot of finger dipping during one visit and she'd purposely do it to try to see if she'd catch my eye. Nowadays she's bikini clad.

Travelforfun
11-10-07, 08:46
I just noticed you'd listed Brigitte and Emma too.

Cool!

Haha...yes my friend...i guess we have somewhat similar choice ;)

Regnad
11-12-07, 21:28
again, the google maps did the trick as samya was almost too easy to find. and, once inside the door, i must say that i might have been better off had i not found it at all. i'd now gone from oase, where the girls wore both bras and thongs, to bernd's, where they were totally nude, now to samya, where they were just topless. samya has but one room, though it's larger than the two rooms at bernd's combined; it is, however, just as smoky. i counted 21 women in the room at 5 pm, not considering those who were off balling the customers. i saw two, maybe three that i considered attractive, though not so much that i'd want to pay to have sex with. unlike bernd's where nearly half of the women were genuinely unattractive, either facially, or shapeless, or saggy breasted, or a combination of the three, at samya it was more a question of taste. using montreal again as a standard for comparison, samya could pass as a typical ldl outcall agency.

there was, however, lissie, a very cute german girl of 19, form whom i found myself incapable of peeling my eyes. i ogled her for a while until two guys called her to them and started chatting her up, as i kicked myself. she sat with them for 15-20 minutes, before oozing her way away from them at which point i pounced, removing both lissie and myself to more private quarters where a splendid time was had by all. that said, there was, with lissie, only some light kissing, a major disappointment for me.

the girls i met at bernd's and samya, mostly german, were the only ones i've met on this trip with no english skills at all.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Vompat
11-19-07, 07:29
We drove to Samya Tuesday in around 1 pm, finding with TomTom was easy. The club is very clean and nice, yesterday I think I said same about Living Room but this was even cleaner and better organised. Upstairs is a bar with quite good food (I think best food I have seen in FKK), downstairs Sauna area and good relaxing area.
Line up was OK at that hour, got much better at 3. I first choose Thyron (I hope I got the name right), 18 y.o. German girl, she was very beautyful and very tight, not too much experience of course. She shortly gave me a BBBJ (did not want to do it more), then different positions. A different GFE experience after more experienced girs.

Face 8
Body 9+
Service 9
Repeat; yes

After had a beer, good have only one becouse I was driving, my friend had several. Then had a sauna and a sleep downstairs, no one disturbed. After a while on the way saw that guy who claimed he is the owner of the place. He pointed me a Romanian beauty at the girls dressing room. Went upstairs to eat and after saw that Romanian girl, 22 y.o. Tea, her friend told me something about Romanian BJ, I had romanians before but that kind of turned me on so up we went. She had huge tits and long legs, beautyful black long, curly hair.

Face 9
Body 9
Service 8+
Repeat; yes

Left at 6 pm to Dusseldorf, should have waited and hour or 2, the road was very busy.
Popped in the evening (and the morning) at the Dusseldorf RDL.

This club to my opinion is allmost level of Palace in Frankfurt, and they have free beer.

Woof Woof
11-28-07, 06:00
By the time I landed at the Koln airport, picked up my car rental and finished checking into my hotel it was almost 11AM so rather than wait for Bernds to open at 1pm, I decided to start the FKK inspection tour at Samya. I figured if the talent was thin at Samya and jet lag didn't hit me too hard, I'd make it to Bernds later in the day. Wishful thinking as it turned out... At Samya, the first girl I ran into was a total surprise! It was Monique, ex-LR girl, tallish German blonde with a big bubble butt. Monique goes by Chloe at Samya. After two cups of coffee and some gossip about LR, we headed to the zimmer for my first inspection of the day. Session started with solid bbbj, then on to DATY and then it's on to that infamous bubbly butt. Chloe is a total ass freak. She enjoys rimming, no longer allows digits in there, but still loves anal. So anal it was and that's where I finished. Chloe is a trooper and can take some pounding, woof woof!

Later, after taking a 1h nap in one of those lounge chairs downstairs, I went up and hooked up with Celeste who's Polish and 33yo. Celeste is about 1.70m, tanned body with dark blonde hair, 80B natural tits, gorgeous ass and oozes sensuality. She speaks Polish, Russian and German so we managed in my improved but still sucky German. Celeste's service is superb in the room. She enjoys DATY, provides solid bbbj, allows rimming and digits in her ass, offers CIM and anal. I didn't go for the latter but partook of the former service for an extra charge.

After the second session of the day/evening, jet lag was hitting me pretty good, i felt foggy so I called it the night. The FKK inspection tour would continue the next day...

Woof Woof
11-28-07, 06:35
Arrived at Samya around 4pm. Parking lot was half-full. There were more girls than punters at that time, especially with the evening shift girls coming in at that time too. Saw several familiar faces that day, including Delia, Eleni, Lula, Gina, Amira and of course, the outstandingly beautiful Honey. I said hello to Honey and chatted with her briefly thinking I'd have more time with her that night in the room. There were also some new faces and bodies that caught my attention, especially Grace and Lissi.

My first session was with Grace, a tall (nearly 6ft), 20yo German from Koln, with dark blonde hair and a lean and tanned body with a couple of tattoos. Grace comes off as initially shy but she warms up quickly to you once she feels comfortable. Grace speaks good English and is very pleasant to be with. The best part of her service is her DFK. She is also very tight. Her bbbj skills will improve with more experience. As it turned out that evening, I decided to repeat with Grace because Honey was very busy and not available and I didn't feel like waiting. For my repeat session with Grace I took a full hour to give myself enough time for the third SOG of the night. I also spent most of my time DFKing and doing prolonged DATY on her. Grace is a true gem and I will certainly repeat with her on my next visit.

My second session of the night was getting reacquainted with Amira. She didn't remember me from last summer. But I still recognize that lean body, the slim waist, the long legs and those magnificent natural DD cups. All of this is accentuated by the beautiful long dark hair and those big, sparkling blue eyes. The service remains superior. Everything is on the menu except anal and cim. I finished with a COB on those gorgeous tatas.

Other notes: Food seemed worse than before. Since all the cold drinks are self-serve, they should also make the hot drinks self-serve similar to the setup at PHG. A wait for coffee or hot tea can be interminable when there is no one behind the bar.

Gfe Finder
12-03-07, 07:09
First, to the ISG readers that I ran into in Samya, I wanted to say hi. Since Bernds is closed during the weekends, I chose to spend my Saturday in Samya. I thought that it was a good idea to not only have the girls’ services detailed on the website, but also on the board as you check in. The wiser thing would have been to carefully parse this list, but oh well.

Here’s what happened:

Tara (from Germany)- looks like a blonde Linsday Lohan. Average to above average service, (kissing, no DFK and short DATY.) OK but the better sessions two are below.

Simone- dark blonde hair, from Slovakia, and recommended by the aforementioned gentlemen. Talked for a long time on the couch before, connected, and went off into the room. The lighthearted and teasing conversation continued there. Good service including FK, BBBJ, and finished with her on top.

Bella- also recommended by the aforementioned gentlemen. Black hair, somewhat of a resemblance to Lauren Hays. She is a popular choice, and I had to move quickly to snag her. Not much conversation beforehand, and off to the room we went. She is so hot that I walked in ready and she noticed. We started kissing and after a while she moved to a BBBJ. I had to fight to keep from coming. Once we moved to missionary I did rather quickly. After only about 20 min., I finished and we went downstairs to shower and settle the bill.

Jackyo
12-04-07, 23:16
I just looked over the Samya website and it seems that Pia doesn't work there anymore.

I first encountered this chick at Babylon back in 1999. I would run into her either there or at Wiago afterwards. Then she made the jump to Samya.

German, blonde, large proportioned. If I were to look for one word to describe her, it would be "sassy".

Funny though and very talkative.

Oh well. Life goes on.

Symbolman
12-09-07, 22:22
This was a 3 day trip for me to Cologne, which I will do chronologically.

Day One: FKK Samya.

First the practicalities. I really appreciate directions by public transport so here we go. From Cologne Main Station you take Tram Line 16 to Michaelshoven. Its about 25 minutes journey time.

When you get off, don't cross over. With the bridge ahead, take the path to the left. Follow this round, passing a security guard box, and walk up to a main road. Cross this, walk straight ahead, and you will see a brewery on your right. Walk down on the right for about three minutes.

You are on Emil Hoffman Strabe. You will see a yellow sign pointing right to FKK Samya, but you are also looking for a right turn into Kirschbaumweg.

Walk down, and you will see FKK Samya on your right.

Its 50 Euro entrance. You are given a robe, towels, and shoes, and change downstairs.

Its then back up to the bar. You get your own drinks out of the fridges - bottle opener on the fridge doors.

Then take your drink, find a seat and relax! Enjoy the scene before you. I kid you not, I was knocked out by this. With literally one exception on both my nights, I could have taken every one of those girls. The looks were fantastic, and the bodies were simply stunning. The girls are topless, but not fully naked. But that's fine. And there are shapes to please all tastes. What I particularly liked is that they all seemed real if you know what I mean - like girls you would see in a club, but not plastic pretty.

My advice is to take your time to decide who you like, and then you will have to wait to make your approach. They sit together, or around the bar, but its not always easy to find a space next to your object of desire. But it will happen, but you must approach the girls. They don't come to you first.

Of course it was kid in the candy shop time, but I eventually settled on one exceptionally pretty German girl with blue eyes and long black hair, and small breasts (forgive me I forgetten her name - but can remember the girl of my 2nd visit).

I really wish I was bi lingual, but luckily her English was very good. We had a good chat for 5 or 10 mins, before I suggested heading off to the room.

This was a Monday, so there was no wait.

Straight away, we settled down to a GFE. Lots of kissing from the start, and plenty of chance to stroke her breasts, and clit. I went down on her to do some oral, and she was impeccably clean and tasted really good.

The only very slight negative was her oral on me was quite brief, and with a condom (but that's her choice which of course I respect)

But then onto the sex, which was fantastic. I asked her to go on top of me. She tied her hair back, and then rode me well. It was a great vision, as she was very pretty rising above me.

We then did a swap to doggy. And then she did one of those girly things you can't explain, and untied her hair again. This added to the eroticism. The long mane of black hair, arched over her brown skin, while I took her from behind. This was incredibly visually stimulating, and I built up to a steady and fantastic climax.
We chatted for a few mins afterwards. My tip is to put your cash in the pocket of the robe. Some guys went back to their locker to get the money, but I see no need for this.

I then grabbed some food, took a sauna, and had one last drink, surveying all the beauties around me, and there was plenty to feast my eyes upon.


Day 2: Traum Paradies

I should warn you with this - there is no sex involved - read on!

To get there by train - take S12 or S13 to Spich. Its a 25 minutes journey.

Out of the station - head up the hill - by the bus station on the left. Ahead you will see a narrow gap between two buildings, after a couple of mins. Walk between those to get onto Kochenholzstrabe. Then a left turn. Walk along till you see Luisdorfer Strabe on your left. Take that and walk on the right. Go under the rail bridge. Then shortly on your right you will see the entrance to an industrial estate. Walk straight down on Biberweg. At the bottom , veer round to the left.Once round the corner Traum Paradies is the next left turning, but its almost straight in front of you.
I got greeted straight away, and taken to one of the bedrooms. The standard of decor was superb, and it was spotlessly clean.

But then a strange thing happened. Over the space of ten minutes - I must have been introduced to eight girls. Now I am not saying they were unattractive, or scruffy. In fact, it was just the opposite. But they seemed plastic, and there was no warmth in the greetings. There was only one who appealed a bit, and was friendly. But by the time, I'd seen everyone, she was engaged, So, I was very good and let my head rule rather than my hormones, and asked to leave.

The hostess tried to gently dissuade me, but I politely said no.

As I say, this is not to put you off. I just think the real girls at Samya had put in wrong frame of mind for Traum Paradies.

Day 3: FKK Samya.

Because of the above, I was really looking forward to returning.

I took it easy for the first half hour, but had my eye on a girl with long blond hair, medium to large breasts, and very pretty.

She was Brigette from Prague. Luckily, she was on a sofa by herself, so was easy to approach.

She was immediately friendly. We chatted and touched and kissed for 10 mins, and then a bit longer as there was a slight wait for a room.

I made a great choice here. Brigette was passionate from the start. We kissed some more, and did lots of exploring. She got down to OWO quickly which was superb, and very deep throat.

I went down on her, and this ended up in a sort of 69 which was exquisite.

Onto the sex, and Brigette went on top at my request. Once again, a wonderful sight.
She rode me very well. Infact very much so, as I came a little quicker than I would have liked ( I guess also aided by my abstinence the day before) But it was still very pleasurable.

We then cuddled and chatted afterwards.

Both sessions mentioned were for 30 mins, and cost 50 Euros

Summing up

FKK Samya is a great place, and for me is my favourite in Germany so far.

I've been to La Folie in Berlin and FKK Artemis in Berlin, which are very good. But I just really liked this place, and will definitely be returning.

I should add that on Day 2 I had intended to take a day trip to Frankfurt to FKK Palace.

However, I hadn't booked a train ticket in advance, and couldn't justify the cost of 118 Euros for a walk on ticket.

So on my next trip, I will book ahead for 50 or 60 Euros, and give the Palace a whirl.

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Jackyo
12-11-07, 04:03
Day 3: FKK Samya.

Because of the above, I was really looking forward to returning.

I took it easy for the first half hour, but had my eye on a girl with long blond hair, medium to large breasts, and very pretty.

She was Brigette from Prague. Luckily, she was on a sofa by herself, so was easy to approach.

She was immediately friendly. We chatted and touched and kissed for 10 mins, and then a bit longer as there was a slight wait for a room.

I made a great choice here. Brigette was passionate from the start. We kissed some more, and did lots of exploring. She got down to OWO quickly which was superb, and very deep throat.

I went down on her, and this ended up in a sort of 69 which was exquisite.

Onto the sex, and Brigette went on top at my request. Once again, a wonderful sight.
She rode me very well. Infact very much so, as I came a little quicker than I would have liked ( I guess also aided by my abstinence the day before) But it was still very pleasurable.

We then cuddled and chatted afterwards.

Both sessions mentioned were for 30 mins, and cost 50 Euros

Summing up

FKK Samya is a great place, and for me is my favourite in Germany so far.

I've been to La Folie in Berlin and FKK Artemis in Berlin, which are very good. But I just really liked this place, and will definitely be returning.

I should add that on Day 2 I had intended to take a day trip to Frankfurt to FKK Palace.

However, I hadn't booked a train ticket in advance, and couldn't justify the cost of 118 Euros for a walk on ticket.

So on my next trip, I will book ahead for 50 or 60 Euros, and give the Palace a whirl.
As I've written lots of times, Samya is a good place to start a career.

Palace, on the other hand, would not be a place to start one. Its a shark tank.

So it probably was for the better that you didn't go down to Palace and that Deutsche Bahn's last minute ticket prices were the disincentive.

Besides, why bother when you were already in NRW?

Wapec
12-18-07, 17:09
Folks,

I am member usually hobbying in Asia. However, will be in Europe over Xmas/New Year. Thinking of hoping over to Germany to sample the FKK scene. All indicators suggest Prague is past its prime and if folks in the forum are saying Germany who am I to question ! Native English speaker so will struggle a bit in Germany.

My window period is 1st to 4th Jan. Predatory area is Cologne and environs within reach of public transport. Samya is definitely on the list. Questions about Bernds & PT Selm. Help greatly appreciated. Follow up post will find its way back - gotta give to get.

Thanks all. Pls remember my questions are about what is possible location / geography wise via public transport and any advice on hobby availability in the period I can be in Cologne. Pls do feel free to share other thoughts too.

Many thanks!

Wapec

PS: Have asked Jackson to check into my new Membership as I am having problems with the PM function. Sorry for inconvenience.

Toscana
12-19-07, 09:27
Judging by your questions I fear you have not taken the trouble to read the forum beforehand. There is a lot of good info here, and we're not going to repeat it. But, for example, scroll down a mere three posts and you will see that Symbolman has taken great trouble to help you on your way to Samya.

Bernd's is probably much more difficult, and Selm quite a way away. But again, please read the forum for that.

I was at Samya last week, and by chance I saw a couple of English guys entering at reception. The girl there was making a great effort to help them in her troubled English. I spoke to them a bit later and they were bubbling with enthusiasm. So I believe this is no big problem. How the working girls are with English will depend. But for sure some are going to be able to talk the basics with you.

There was a good selection of girls. Unusually high percentage of younger German girls. Usual Polish faction and a mixture of Baltics. Marleen still preening it, and Eleni (Jenny ex-Bernds) the busiest girl in the place. I had four sessions, including a repeat with the good-looking Martina from Breslau. I didn't realise I'd already been with her about a year ago until we were already in the room. Says a lot about my memory, but shows that my taste is at least consistent. LOL.

I can't remember ever having a really poor session at Samya, and you do not need to fear clock-cheating, if you and the girl just happen to discuss the time on the clock in each room at the beginning. That said, I can't remember ever having a really good session either. The four I had were perfectly OK, but there was always a strange distance, everything a little antiseptic. This also applied to the final session with Bella from Lithuania, with whom I got on tremendously well before we went to the room and where I was hopeful of a mindblower. Didn't really take off though.

But fear not, Wapac, it's a good club to start an FKK career at. But they are closed on 24.12., 31.12. and 1.1.

Excess
12-19-07, 10:33
Samya....But fear not, Wapac, it's a good club to start an FKK career at. But they are closed on 24.12., 31.12. and 1.1.

Agreed Wapac. And on a personal note, Samya is where I enjoyed entering the FKK universe for the first time. I have had my ups and downs with Samya and tried to report on them accurately in the past - do a search on Excess and they will come up for you. I like the facilities, management and location/ease of access. Some issues with the girls as noted. And then there is a little known gem at least in my sessions with Nicole. Only works Wednesday evenings and is faithful to the real FKK dress code. One not to be missed. Haven't met dear Eli from Bernd's as yet there, intend to do so.

Hmm, guess it is time to do a re-inspection visit in the New year.

In any event, do take the plunge Wapac. Samya is good FKK/sauna club launch pad and I also get the feeling that Living Room up the road could also fill that function nicely. Enjoy and we look forward to the "Wapac does Samya" report as a first of many.

Jackyo
12-19-07, 19:09
... is peeing in the urinal and trying to get the small soccer ball into the net.

i don't know who manufactures those things but they are sitting on a goldmine... or rather peeing into a goldmine.

the one problem last time though was that the ball in the goal of the ground floor urinal was missing.

their maintenance staff needs to get work on this!

Marlow
12-20-07, 15:31
Was standing next to Becks in Samya and he gave me a few tips on this footie thing in the porcelain. He banged it in the net from the spot. I glanced over at the geezer and kopped a load of what he'd got, and said I thought it was an intelligent right foot he was supposed to have.

Warsteiner
12-20-07, 20:18
Was standing next to Becks in Samya and he gave me a few tips on this footie thing in the porcelain. He banged it in the net from the spot. I glanced over at the geezer and kopped a load of what he'd got, and said I thought it was an intelligent right foot he was supposed to have.

Maybe that's why Posh calls him Golden Balls ;)

Marlow
12-21-07, 10:35
Posh, Lindsey, Rebecca, Sarah......

Wapec
12-21-07, 15:07
Excess & Toscana, thanks for the post and advice. Have settled on Samya & Bernd's having figured out the distances involved. I am flying in from Asia en route home and its been a long long time since I visited the Ruggerbiet area. Hence, my difficulty triangulating.

Anyway flight is booked and a good sleep 01/01/08 will set the scene to start the New Year with a bang. Stay tuned for "Wapec does Samya & Bernd's back to back action".

Still waiting for my PM function to be activated. But even so helpful forum has shared the info I wanted.

Much appreciated,

Wapec

Jackyo
12-21-07, 18:49
Was standing next to Becks in Samya and he gave me a few tips on this footie thing in the porcelain. He banged it in the net from the spot. I glanced over at the geezer and kopped a load of what he'd got, and said I thought it was an intelligent right foot he was supposed to have.
.. "having a pissing contest".

Excess
12-22-07, 16:34
My point of view on this.

PS - Bernd's is closed January 1st.

A suggestion Wapec, to schedule your first visit to Samya and follow with Bernd's. Samya is more handy to Cologne but more importantly, Bernd's should be savoured with at least one, preferably more FKK's and visits under your towel in order to be fair to Bernd's, Samya and yourself. I believe that you will better appreciate the suggestion after your visits and in reflection.

Enjoy and yes, Wapec does Samya and Bernd's will be looked forward to.


Excess & Toscana, thanks for the post and advice. Have settled on Samya & Bernd's having figured out the distances involved. I am flying in from Asia en route home and its been a long long time since I visited the Ruggerbiet area. Hence, my difficulty triangulating.

Anyway flight is booked and a good sleep 01/01/08 will set the scene to start the New Year with a bang. Stay tuned for "Wapec does Samya & Bernd's back to back action".

Still waiting for my PM function to be activated. But even so helpful forum has shared the info I wanted.

Much appreciated,

Wapec

Marlow
12-23-07, 13:46
To adapt a phrase Gary Linnecker said, 'it's a fifty euro game of 30 minutes and then the Germans win on the penalty shoot out in the John.'

Breadman
12-23-07, 14:11
I've been watching samya's website now for a couple of weeks trying to see who might be working regularly on a tuesday or saturday...and on both of these nights I was seeing close to 30 women working both evenings.

In the last few days ive noticed a huge drop in attendance, into the teens...so you can guess the holiday break has started. And id hazard a guess that most wont be returning until after new years...

Marlow
12-24-07, 10:22
Don't look now girls but Breadman is watching you...

Dark Vader
12-28-07, 15:34
I visited Samya (www.samya.de) towards the end of my maiden trip to sample the German sex scene. I had considered taking Jacko’s advice and starting off here but as I was flying into Dortmund it was a little too far away. In the end I’m glad I didn’t because by the time I got round to visiting Samya I had a number of establishments under my belt and so was well positioned to notice the real step up in class that Samya represents. If I had started off here then the other venues wuould have been a put of a come down.

Samya was by far and away the most upmarket venue I visited and its reputation is well deserved. Here I encountered easily the best quality of girls/ladies on my trip and it really was like being in a big sweetie shop, just as I thought I’d found a stunner than an even more beautiful girl would wander into view. I thought that I’d died and gone to heaven!

I arrived at about 2pm and there were about 15-20 girls present all of which I would have rated in the 6-9 range. The girls tended to sit in small groups away from the punters either on the sofas or up at the bar or playing the electronic games machines in the foyer.

Their website gives an accurate view of the club's facilities and so I won’t describe these too much here although I do wish that they would give slightly better pictures of the girls. I imagine that their secluded car park is a real boon for any local punters playing away from home.

After changing I wandered into the lounge area and collected a drink from the self-service cabinet. They had a very good collection of drinks on offer although, as I was driving, I stuck to soft drinks. Irritatingly, they were showing a Bollywood movie on the big flat screen TV the whole time I was there. I’m not quite sure who this was aimed at because none of the punters or the girls seemed very interested in it.

As I wanted to take my time before selecting my first companion I wandered over to the food area and made myself a quick sandwich.

So now to the tricky area of who I should choose first. Did I want a blonde or brunette? Short or tall? Size 10 or size 12? Big on top or regularly proportioned? Long hair or short? Damn - this was proving all too difficult!

At last I thought I’d made my choice and began to zero in. Now I’m a bit of a retiring fellow and so I was trying to wait for the opportune moment.

“Ok I’ll wait for her to finish her cigarette first.” I said to myself. “Right ciggie finished, let’s move in”.

Damn, she now chose to stand up and get a cup of coffee and also to strike up a long conversation with her friend. She was playing with her hair provocatively which was quite distracting.

“OK I can wait”

Finally her friend wandered off to visit the bathroom and she was by herself at the bar and so I made my approach.

I went to start talking to her but she looked at me and said something that I think meant that her shift was almost up. A clear brush off! Obviously I wasn’t her type. She stayed in the bar for a good time afterwards and eventually went off with another punter and so I don’t think I misinterpreted the situation.

“Hmm”, back to square 1.

Luckily, I only had to wait a few more minutes and a real stunner entered the bar. She had a Mediterranean look, lovely tanned skin, an attractive rack and long brown hair with light curls cascading down the side of her face. Perfect... and she was by herself.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get her name but this time I was determined not to wait and immediately approached her. I think that this is really essential in these types of clubs because if you don’t strike whilst the iron is hot any half decent girl is likely to get snapped up quickly.

She collected a couple of towels and we went up to the bedrooms on the 1st floor. There were a number of rooms available and I guess that they must have some kind of booking system at busy times Anyway we chose a random room and I started to make myself comfortable. Annoyingly the room had nowhere to hang up or place my bathrobe and so I just left it on the floor.

Up close I noticed that the girl’s boobs were sagging slightly and had stretch marks but these were minor imperfections in my book and her nice body aroma was wafting across my nostrils. We got down to business with a nice BBBJ start. I had wanted some DFK but she wasn’t up for that. We went on to have sex in a couple of positions and then all too quickly I was overcome and finished off with a quick squirt into the condom.

“Oh that was very quick!”, she said as we were barely 20 minutes in but I guess it’s all much of a muchness to these type of girls. We got dressed and went to get cleaned up. The punters and girls share the same showers at Samya and so it’s a good chance to have another pervey view of the girls if you’re so minded.

Back to the lounge to recharge my batteries and I began turning my mind to who would be next. Girl number 2, again I didn’t get her name, was a little shorter but again perfectly proportioned and had her hair up in a little bun. She was from Slovakia and had been working at Samya for 3 years. She had fairly good English and said that this was her last day at work before returning to Slovakia for her holidays.

I had noticed that she had been proving pretty popular and was regularly getting snapped up whenever she became free and so I figured that she must be pretty good.

Up in the bedroom I wasn’t disappointed and we had a long slow session with DFK, BBBJ and lots of sex. I gave her a real pounding and tested out her gymnastic skills.

When we were done, as I didn’t have my wallet with me she accompanied me down to the changing area to pick up her fee. Whilst there she spotted another guy who I guess must have been a regular because she immediately went across to him and gave him a hug and a kiss.

Both the girls were very proper, not in an overly restrictive way, but there was no attempt at up selling and they were both very much focused on ensuring that I had a good time.

At about 5pm, I decided to call it a day. I could easily have spent longer at Samya but I was conscious that I had planned to visit Beverly in the evening and so thought it best that I kept some bullets in reserve.

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Jackyo
12-28-07, 20:39
I went to start talking to her but she looked at me and said something that I think meant that her shift was almost up. A clear brush off! Obviously I wasn’t her type. She stayed in the bar for a good time afterwards and eventually went off with another punter and so I don’t think I misinterpreted the situation.

“Hmm”, back to square 1.
In my short career at this (its not yet a decade - that is in two years from now) its only happened to me at one club: PHG. And there it happened twice on separate occasions.

I was at first put off by it (and in my subconscious mind, I still am).

I have, however, come to think of it differently: You should be glad she told you up front she didn't like you for whatever reason rather than you both go into a room and she give you substandard services.. for which you were going to pay her.

It was not likely she was not going to be warm, responsive, friendly, etc.. later.

Better that she was direct and up front about it.

My rule of thumb is simple: if you smile at her and she smiles back, go for it. If you smile and she ignores you, go find someone else.

There was one nice looking blonde who I had my eye on when I was there last. I'd pass her numerous times in the hallway or on the stairs but each time she had her eyes either straight ahead or on the floor. No thanks!

There are so many other fish in the ocean. Hoping this didn't get you down.

Yes, this club is a really decent club with hot food, free flowing drinks, a nice selection and good services. There are better clubs than this and there are worse ones too but for a beginner it is a good place to start particularly because there are no sharks and no aggressive upsell.

Did you take down any names, by the way? :-)

I like Brigitte. Blonde, Czech Republic, she has an awesome smile and a personality to match.

Dark Vader
12-28-07, 21:39
In my short career at this ...Wow 8 years at this game - I should be so lucky ;-)

I have no real problem with a brush off at an FKK especially somewhere like Samya where the choice is so wide. It's still an irritant but no lasting damage. At a treff though it's a real downer because of the restricted supply.

Re girls names, I do struggle with these. I always ask but after 1 or 2 sessions, unless I write them down my memory starts playing tricks with me and I begin to wonder now was that Carmel or Camilla? With Samya, I went back on the web site to see if I could work it out from the pictures but with so many faces missing it's not that easy.

Given your wide experience, I'd be interested in your view of what club you'd consider to be the best in the FKK world? I don't think the big Frankfurt clubs would appeal to me but I've definitely got Bernd's and Living Room on my list.

Breadman
12-28-07, 23:51
I went to start talking to her but she looked at me and said something that I think meant that her shift was almost up. A clear brush off! Obviously I wasn’t her type. She stayed in the bar for a good time afterwards and eventually went off with another punter and so I don’t think I misinterpreted the situation.


Happened to us all...mine was an Elisha Cuthbert lookalike. Did her once and I must have really made a lasting impression on her...the bad kind. Saw her at another club and approached and got the brush off big time. Just write it off as it would have been a bad outing anyway....

Jackyo
12-29-07, 15:05
Happened to us all...mine was an Elisha Cuthbert lookalike. Did her once and I must have really made a lasting impression on her...the bad kind. Saw her at another club and approached and got the brush off big time. Just write it off as it would have been a bad outing anyway....
.. that you just "rubbed her the wrong way" with you-know-what. :-)

Euro100
12-29-07, 16:25
I have been at it about as long as Jackyo, and I also have experienced brush-offs on occasion. Once at Atlantik, and once at Golden Time. It's funny that I still remember these. I have, of course, had to turn down hundreds of willing girls throughout the years in these clubs. But I still remember the two occasions when girls did it to me.

But think of it this way: Brush-offs are a good sign, because it means that the girls have some free will in the whole operation. If there was a "no brush-off guarantee", this would imply forced sex, and I think that we all agreed that this would be deplorable.

euro

Excess
12-29-07, 18:53
.. that you just "rubbed her the wrong way" with you-know-what. :-)

Possibly true, Jackyo.

As we have been informed in the past, "little Breadman" is a baguette and a half. :-)))

Jackyo
12-29-07, 23:04
But think of it this way: Brush-offs are a good sign, because it means that the girls have some free will in the whole operation. If there was a "no brush-off guarantee", this would imply forced sex, and I think that we all agreed that this would be deplorable.

euro
Yes, this is true!

If she can't/won't say no, then it can only mean she is not doing it freely.

Her ability to exercise the option can only be interpreted as a good sign about her working conditions and her state of mind.

There isn't someone in the background "ramming it down her throat" (and any other place, for that matter), so to speak.

Rubber Nursey
12-30-07, 12:12
Excess: This is going to sound extremely unladylike, especially in a sex forum, but I assure you I mean it in the nicest of ways...your box is full! I tried to reply to your PM, but apparently you have way too many friends already. :)

While I'm here, lots of love and best wishes to all of you for the New Year. I hope 2008 brings you an abundance of health, wealth and happiness. xxx

Excess
12-30-07, 14:01
I have taken the appropriate measures and given myself a good douching.

My inbox is spick and span and open to accept any inbound articles.

All the best to all.

'Excess'






Excess: This is going to sound extremely unladylike, especially in a sex forum, but I assure you I mean it in the nicest of ways...your box is full! I tried to reply to your PM, but apparently you have way too many friends already. :)

While I'm here, lots of love and best wishes to all of you for the New Year. I hope 2008 brings you an abundance of health, wealth and happiness. xxx

Toscana
12-31-07, 12:40
I have happily never been brushed off to the effect, no I don't want to go with YOU. (How could they even contemplate resisting the irresistible, I ask myself?).

But Samya takes reasoned complaints seriously. I have been brushed off there because the girl in question didn't fancy working at all, preferring to drink asti with her girlfriend! When I left I complained, factually. The girl was summonsed, given a dressing down (well not literally, there was hardly any more to come off), and the upshot was that she apologized and I got a free entry card for the next time. The reason given to the girl by the manager was that she is there to be available, and that is what finances her nice shopping expeditions, car, etc., and he is really pissed off that this is costing him EUR 50. By the end she was only about two centimetres higher than her high heels. Every time this guy sees me there now, he asks if all is OK.

So, if you feel you have been unreasonably treated they will listen to a calm objection. It will be a different story at Palace, but probably not at Samya.

Jackyo
12-31-07, 23:57
I have happily never been brushed off to the effect, no I don't want to go with YOU. (How could they even contemplate resisting the irresistible, I ask myself?).

But Samya takes reasoned complaints seriously. I have been brushed off there because the girl in question didn't fancy working at all, preferring to drink asti with her girlfriend! When I left I complained, factually. The girl was summonsed, given a dressing down (well not literally, there was hardly any more to come off), and the upshot was that she apologized and I got a free entry card for the next time. The reason given to the girl by the manager was that she is there to be available, and that is what finances her nice shopping expeditions, car, etc., and he is really pissed off that this is costing him EUR 50. By the end she was only about two centimetres higher than her high heels. Every time this guy sees me there now, he asks if all is OK.

So, if you feel you have been unreasonably treated they will listen to a calm objection. It will be a different story at Palace, but probably not at Samya.
... of complaints and act on them!

And yes, not all clubs will acknowledge they need to fix something.

At PHG my sense of it is that the women there will refuse service to you if they are expecting their regular customers to come. So they may be physically present and look available but they know who butters their bread... and its not the incidental tourist who wanders in every now and then.

Those regular customers book them for long extended sessions and they have no interest in turning as many tricks as they can as they do at other clubs. Talk about the difference between being relationship-oriented versus being transaction-oriented.

Not sure how the management at PHG would act on a similar complaint though. My experience at the reception there has always been rather brusque: "Here is your key, etc.. See you later."

I laughed at your irresistible comment, Tosc! We've never met but how, indeed, could they ever say no? :-)

Jackyo
01-01-08, 00:03
Possibly true, Jackyo.

As we have been informed in the past, "little Breadman" is a baguette and a half. :-)))
..., by the way, precedes him by about a foot and a half.

Then the rest of him catches up.

Excess
01-01-08, 11:37
While I have not to date been "turned down", not that I would find it too disturbing depending upon the circustances, while visiting a FKK, I have had the experience, in Samya as it happened, of chatting with a girl at the bar and eventually/inevitably asking about her availability to carry on the conversation upstairs. In this case, she told me that she had received a SMS earlier from a very regular local Gentleman of hers who informed her that he would either be there at 9:00 pm to see her for the usual very extended session (well over 2 hours), or probably would not be able to make it.

The time was 8:40.

She again apologised and asked if we could continue our discussion at the bar 'till then, or she would quite understand if I wished to move on? If he was a 'no-show' by 9:00 then she would be 'delighted' to take things further. As I was quite attracted to the lady and we were very much enjoying the wide-ranging discussion, I happily agreed. The fact that she was fully naked, a rarity at Samya, helped to pass the short waiting time.

9:00 came and went and she reminded me of the SMS. Within 10 more minutes, we departed the bar for upstairs - no rush on her part to move upstairs right at 9:00.

Interestingly, what followed was one of my personal top 5 or better FKK sessions. Ran almost 2 hours to the minute at my request to extend - superb and very much a reciprocal pleasure. Finally, coming back to the lockers and asking what the charge might be - an 1 1/2 hour session was what was asked for and paid with much pleasure.

I very much appreciated her professionalism towards both her very regular and to me. The GFE session in every aspect wasn't too shabby either. I could understand why her regular Gentleman was both so regular and why he showed enough respect to her to inform her of his evening plan and the possibility that he might not make it and if not by a specific time then she should not count on his presence that evening at all. Very, very civilised.

And yes, she is still at Samya.

Jackyo
01-01-08, 15:47
Very, very civilised.

And yes, she is still at Samya.
And Samya is the sole club I am aware of which has a current "inventory" list on its website so you can check to see who is working the day and time you are planning a trip.

The other clubs should take note of this.

The times I was brushed off at PHG the women just kind of walked away, said nothing.

The first time it happened to me, she parked herself in front of a videogame machine and pushed those buttons like there was no tomorrow. Clearly she had free time and was available. Then the dude she was waiting for arrives, makes a beeline to her, they kiss and then off they go into a room. She didn't reappear for hours.

The second time it happened to me there, she said "Nein" and turned on her heels. I said to myself: "Fine. No problem. There are other fish in the sea." An hour later I spotted her still wandering around, not catching anyone's attention. For the whole time I was there I did not see her go even once into a room so it would seem like she preferred to just hang out rather than do some business.

Some of this I chalk up to women simply being incomprehensible.

Gfe Finder
01-02-08, 08:06
Continued from the Oase thread.

I had hoped that based on what was on their website that my favorites from last time (Simon and Bella) would be available. Although they were scheduled both Saturday and Sunday, I did not see them on Sunday. So, I met a few other girls.

Gina—from the Czech republic. The website mentioned that her service includes French kissing, but I only got closed mouth kissing, so YMMV.

Elani—AKA Jenny from the Hof. Her English seemed better than she gave herself credit for, and we had an interesting conversation about her experiences there. In the room, I got Hof-level service! She seemed really into sex, was very eager to please, and seemed very sweet.

Aynur—Turkish, black hair, and my last of the night. I saw her doing foreplay with another customer who was really getting into it. So, when she was free I approached her later on. This was a fantastic session! Slow, sensual sex, followed by her giving me a massage. She didn’t watch the clock once. We had spent an hour together, just cuddling and kissing after the sex and massage. At the one hour mark, this was so much fun that I decided to stay an extra half hour doing the same thing. We eventually tried sex again (this time with me approaching her from the side.) Had closing time not been in 15 minutes, we probably would have gone for two hours.

Continued in the Heavensgate section.

gitan
01-04-08, 11:45
I’ve been to this club last Saturday (29/12) with 2 other members of the youppie forum.

Not as many girls present as expected via their web site: between 12 and 15 at the end of the afternoon and in the evening, on the other hand about 40 men trying to find a place to sit or a girl to go upstair. The food was good (better than GT or Oase) and they refilled when necessary. I was with Josi, a nice german girl who was both a real GFE and PSE: she told me “I like sex but I choose my customers”. In the evening my second session was with Aynur who was not as nice as Josi but she performed well in bed.

Too bad that the ratio between men and women was so high.

Wapec
01-07-08, 00:07
The below is a set of directions to Samya Sauna from Koln Hbf which is written on the base of other Forum posts. Credit is deserved by those who have previously written and all I have done is embellished on an already good set of directions. The accompanying photos are meant to serve as points of reference.


Samya FKK-Club address:
Kirschbaumweg 26 a, 50996 Köln-Rodenkirchen. Tel: 02236 969636. Web: www.samya.de/ (use Google translate as appropriate)

1) From Koln Hbf (Picture 1- pls see Bernds thread) which is the Koln main train station take a right on the inside and go down an escalator (Picture 2) to the underground annex of the station. Hbf station is a main interchange. (note that an Ibis Hotel is in the station).

2) In the underground station at the vending machines pay Euro 2 Euros and 40 cents for a Koln city ticket. Or go to the ticket window and ask to speak English and buy a ticket from a ticket sales person.

3) Take tram line 16 to Michaelshoven. Its about 25-28 minutes away in what looks like a south south east direction on the station map. I recall Michaelshoven in grid F18 but I could be wrong.

4) When you get off, don't take the lift to the over pass / bridge cross over. Walk out of the station with the general flow by keeping on going straight until you reach a what looks like a security guard box to one of the small factories. Walk to the right up a small off road until you reach the main road intersection.

5) Directly across you at the junction intersection is a Samya sign (Picture 3). Cross the main raod and walk to the Samya sign and you'll see the street sign for Emil Hoffman Strabe (Picture 4). Walk on by and on your right you'll see a small private brewery for Resisdoff Kollsch (Picture 5). These are almost all on top of each other so its easy to know if you're on the right track.

6) Walk straight down Emil Hoffman Strabe for about three minutes until you come to another Samya sign (Picture 6) at a small junction. Across you on the other side of the road at this sign is another brewery for Bitburger (Picture 7) and just to your right slighly obscured you should be able to see a road sign for Kirschbaumweg (Picture 8). I almost missed this but its there.

7) Turn to the right and walk down until you see FKK Samya on your right. You should be able to just about make it out from the junction. Picture 9. Walk to the side entrance where you'll find the onsite car park. Walk up to the door press the entry button / buzzer and the door will be unlocked from the inside to allow entry to the recption.

8) Enjoy and have fun !

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Wapec
01-07-08, 03:15
Intro
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3rd January or Day 2 of my FKK tryst I was till finding my feet in the god awful fecking cold. But the thoughts of a hot time at Samya warmed the cockles of my well you know .......

RJGP its time for you to take the plunge and party in Koln. You only live once.

Scoping the Scene Out
----------------------

I arrived at Samya just after 2pm. Pressed the entry buzzer and saw reception. Lady on duty hadn't any English but not to worry I knew the drill. She was surprised when I proffered exact entrance. Always be prepared something to take with you for life from the boy scouts. Another thing to take with you is some experience with the girl guides but that's another story from a not so innocent past.

Went downstairs, changed and opened my locker to stow away my clothes. Had kept a handy stash of Euro 50 notes safe and sound for the day's exertions. Wandered into the shower area for a quick wash down. Checked out 3 different sauna rooms: bio, finnish and steam. Saw from the wood engravings that pussy is spelt pussi in Germany. Another kultural gem to lock away from my escapades. Always look for value added in everything you do.

Back up to the ground floor and into the main communal area. Grabbed a soft drink from a cabinet and made towards a rear wall sofa to observe the wildlife and social habits of the other predators at this watering hole.

Samya certainly presented a professional and well run establishment. It was obvious that effort is put into the premises and the selection of gals. However, it was somewhat clinical and part fascade which is not meant to detract from the quality of the place at all both substance and form are important. What was noticeable compared to my previous day was a more favourable male to female ratio.

Observations
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Floor plan is food area at the top of the room, bar to the right hand side, eating tables 1/4 and 3/4 ways down with sofa seats and couches in all other areas. There are outside areas which I'll be buggered if they were open in this weather.

Lady count was in the region of 18 to 20 with similar numbers of men which rose slightly as the day wore on to 25 or so. Certainly there was a decent amount of eye candy or, at least, 85% of the gals were easy on the eyes. Czech, Russian, Polish, Bulgarian and German representation were what I could fathom & most wearing some kind of panty or suspender belt.

Throughout the day I noticed quite a few conversations between boys and gals so there was a fairly regular crowd. This toned down the clinical atmosphere somewhat. Music selection of eighties music was great and what I found myself doing was watching for gals that were mouthing the words to the songs. Why ? Its a crude way to gauge the extent of English language communication skills.

Got up and grabbed a bite to eat. Sat at the bar as I wanted a new vantage point more central but slightly off centre, if you can imagine. Struck up a conversation with a regular patron and shared some qualitative assessments of the female attendees. Always helpful and a shared insight could always come in handy later. Had by now narrowed my field down to the pool from which I wished to fish. However, finding a suitable pause to interject between girlie conversations and other approaches was a bit frustrating. I calmed myself by going for a sauna. Tried out the bio and steam sauna rooms for about an hour.

Heart of the Action
-------------------

Suitably digested and steamed up I returned to the main area of action. Surveyed the room and made my strategic seat selection opposite two young gals with a huge set of hooters each. Just looking at them was bliss and when I thought of playing the bongo drums on them ahem .....

Much as I love Asia and the Asian female form I do miss a large pair of knockers. Simply put its nice to have something other than her waist to hold onto and bring that sense of togetherness that heightens the pleasure dome.

Anyway, I make eye contact with one of them a couple of times. She even nudged her friend and pointed me to her which was mightily teasing. After about 10 minutes of this to and fro teasing I decided feck it and walked over and asked the friend if she spoke any English.

You Are My Lucky Star
----------------------

She was accomodating and invited me to sit between the two of them. I thought not bad a pair each side. Ahoy mehearties ready the Jolly Roger! Turns out she was just back from holiday in Egypt (tan lines proved credible), was German and Lisa was her name. Very distinctive with a celtic lattice tatoo (a real one not henna) all down one side of her back. Her friend's name was Amira also German and also from Koln. I was keen on Lisa because of her friendly disposition and a sweet coquettish face. OK and her 70D assets too. I had noticed that Amira seemed somewhat distant when she walked away with others. Although her 75D assets and mostly tatooless body were positive along with decent conversational skills. These hotties were there for spending money and supporting a lifestyle. If a girl can get what she wants in a safe and civilised way then who am I not decide to to make a deposit .... I mean contribution.

Between one thing and another a proposal was put forward for a threesome. Now this is not something that is worth pursuing with China gals as they don't have the skills or mindset for a what you'd see in a kino 3 way split. For fear of offending or being offended I asked would they mind explaining further. What can I say ? Its just fabulous when cute girls have dirty big minds of their own. I was won over and agreed. Upstairs we went.

Getting Down and Dirty
----------------------

I'll say it again as it warrants repeating their bodies were great with two pairs of amply proportioned racks. I dove onto the bed and motioned them over one on each side. Make me the filling in your sandwich !

They were lovely and fun. Kept saying they would give me a good time and what were my preferences. Pamper me, make me happy and let me rub those mammaries. They rolled me on my back and started to massage oil onto me. I asked for them to massage their boobs on my back. They laughed and obliged. Well if you don't ask you don't get ! And twin boobed stunners you don't get in Asia.

Sitting up. We chatted for a while while I played with their titties: fondling, licking, sucking and teasingly biting their nipples. Lisa clearly had a boob job but with Amira it was harder to tell as they were genuinely softer and more natural in the hand. I buried myself in their mounds of milk and you could indeed be buried in those valleys. They were playful and I was glad that I had shaved that morning as stubble would have been a real impediment. I was turned on as they gave suggestions and instructions as I moved from from Lisa's boobs to her love haven with my tongue whilst Amira held between my legs and massaged the Jolly Roger with her hand. It was like synchronised swimming and I was losing myself deeply in lust.

When they asked about my fantasies. I confessed that I was living out one of them now. They looked at each other and said then that they'd better make it good and started touching each other. Was it ... could it be ... turns out they'd done lesben before but I wasn't expecting it. This trip was turning out to be more than I expected. Hmmn ... time to stop and think, get a grip on myself. When would I be in this position again or indeed even back to Germany ? I asked if they would mind extending the session to two hours and we'd just take it and see where it led. They agreed and Amira laughed the type of dirty low growl that only a sexen vixien can provide. I was her sexe hunden and she could lead me around on her leash - woof woof.

They really put on a good lesbi show. Not that I'd necessarily know the difference but it was certainly better than anything I'd previously participted with and comparable in some respects to kino. Obviously, they'd been with each other in the Samya apartments before: tongues, DFK, DATY, fingers, bump & grinding, & titty squashing. It was all there. After about 25 minutes I joined them but only closed mouth kissing. Not to worry my imagination was active.

Amira gave me a BBBJ while Lisa was managing her love canal with her finger. Lisa was making sure she gave me lots of eye contact and I certainly was responding by running the Jolly Roger up the flagpole. I mounted Lisa from behind as she to eat Amira. We three swayed in unison making a beat to our own drum as it were. It all became a bit of a blur at this stage as we moved from position to position, switching between partners. Every so often they would pull away saying that I should wait which only made me want them more but I also knew it was conserving my energy for longer.

I moved to giving them massages on the shoulders and back. Why not ? Massage one while sucking on the nipples of the other: nice work if you can get it.

By this time I was truly relaxed and finding my rythmn. I said that one of my fantasies was to try the Greek and would they be interested in training a newbie if that was on the menu. Lisa wasn't keen but Amira said she'd think about it and let me know. No force and no harm in asking - its not like I wasn't being physically intimate with them. Guess I must have done something right as 30 minutes later Amira started playing with her butt and motioned me over.

Amira on all fours I received instructions from Lisa. I was a diligent and obedient student. Working to relax the muscles, taking care to lube all the rights places, at the right time and generally limber her ass up for some stretching. Their bodies were already hot with their racks but Amira's took on a glow of its own. My imagination or not it was tempting as a she devil in high heel shoes.

Lisa moved me in closer and with a nod from Amira said she was ready. Amira mounted me from on top and slowly slid her ass down over my rock hard dick. She was tight and it took 3 or 4 minutes for her to slide the whole way down . All the time she looked me straight in the eye. Needless to say I was totally concentrated. Still I couldn't help but giggle a bit when she coyly asked how was it for me. Fucking bloody fantastic in case you didn't pick that vibe up already. We proceeded to try a few positions amply demonstrating that she could have qualified for a gymnastics team. Finally taking her doggy style ass filled with dick and grabbing her tits as ballast I blew my load and squirted into the condom filling the teat and half way along the shaft such was the velocity.

Thoroughly drained we both rolled over to catch our breath. While Lisa fanned us down. I held them close, one on each side and we lay there talking and giggling for a while. Then it was time to go and have dinner downstairs.

We had certainly worked up an appetite. I settled up, we showered and agreed to meet each other upstairs for food. Sat down with them and some others and had a nice meal with good conversation. All very pleasant, civilised and decently enjoyable.

Postscript
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Certainly one to remember and not one I'm likely to forget ever. Upshot was that I had to leave very shortly after dinner to catch a train to Frankfurt for a mid-day flight the following day. I reached the Koln Hbf platform having just missed the train. See the Bernds thread for the follow up. I was in training for the Beijing Olympics.

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Jackyo
01-07-08, 12:05
Saw from the wood engravings that pussy is spelt pussi in Germany. Another kultural gem to lock away from my escapades. Always look for value added in everything you do.
Its Muschi or sometimes on the RF, referred to as Mumu.

Great first timer's report, dude!

Excess
01-07-08, 13:45
Great set of reports on your initiation into FKKland, Wapec - with Samya and Bernd's getting Wapec off - if you'll excuse the expression - in very fine style.

Thanks for sharing and you are certainly ready for more - with back-to-back (covered) sessions at the 'Hof. Very much enjoyed your description of your transition from the deer caught in the headlights at the 'Hof to enthousiastic Bernd's operator.

Equally well done the detailed public transit descriptions of travel to both Samya and Bernd's that will seve many well into the future.

Glad that you enjoyed and took the time to let us know that all went very, very well at both. I love it when a Man with a Plan executes well.

'Excess'

Breadman
01-07-08, 20:49
She was surprised when I proffered exact entrance. Always be prepared something to take with you for life from the boy scouts.


What merit badge is the one where you hold the door for the hooker? ;-)

Marlow
01-08-08, 09:39
@Breadman
would that be before, after or during?

Woof Woof
01-26-08, 05:17
Looks like Honey is no longer at Samya. One of the prettiest and nicest girl I've met. She will be missed and I hope she finds happiness in her future endeavors.

Eeyore
02-10-08, 21:49
Hi,
Wanted to thank Jackyo for his advice. I planned my short stay in the NRW region poorly and there was no way I could get to Bernds'. I was able to make my way to Samya, and found the directions given to be helpful. In general, I followed the route from the Michelshoven station. Google maps and Mapquest are not good if you are using public transportation. Coming from Bonn, I found the pedestrian bridge (exit left rather than right) over the tracks to be useful in putting me on the right path. Industriestraße becomes Emil Hofmann Straße, take a right on Kirschbaumweg, and you can't miss it.

When I got to Samya's, I paid the entry fee, changed into a robe, and went to the bar. I realized I hadn't eaten all day, and thought I would partake of the buffet. It was awful, but who goes to an FKK for the food? I was also distracted by the beauty surrounding.

First, I approached a woman who was half-Thai and half-German. I didn't catch her name and she spoke no English, not even basic phrases. We did not get very far. I then met with Brigitte, from Czech. She was truly wonderful--flirtatious, vivacious, and very very beautiful. We had a great time, and I wanted to spend more with her. However, sleep deprivation and hunger got the better of me. I needed to depart before I fell asleep or took a bite out of somebody.

Note to self: When visiting an FKK, don't do it on an empty stomach after traveling for more than 24 hours.

Jackyo
03-12-08, 13:12
Looks like Honey is no longer at Samya. One of the prettiest and nicest girl I've met. She will be missed and I hope she finds happiness in her future endeavors.
Honey has retired. I asked about her on my last trip and she has moved on. Sigh.

This club was a disappointment on this past trip. They had had a large event the night before and probably this led to a limited selection of women coming to work the next day. It was quiet.

On my last trip there I was there on a Saturday and the place was hopping. It had a visually pleasing selection and I had been hoping to see the same selection show up. Wrong.

There were too many really dark haired Bulgarian or Romanian looking women on this trip. I was tempted to go with this Turkish dyed blonde with an amazing olive complexion but decided otherwise.

Brigitte was there from the last time I was there and I should have hooked up with her. Mollig, blonde, Czech. Some guys may find her a little too round for their taste but she smiles a lot and has an adventurous side to her.

I went with Marlene (Finnish she said but probably really Russian), blonde, petite, cute as a button. Very professional in the room. She's been at it for too long (four years, she said). I hate it when women have a routine.. and this chick has one: "Lie down. Now, I do this. Then we will do that. " I said something to the effect that she was a Profi and she asked me what I meant by it. I didn't explain.

If you are a non-believer in such a thing as an Optikfick, one session with this chick will convince you otherwise.

I should have stuck with Brigitte. I decided I would stop at one session at this club as I had plans of a full day of activities the next day.

Emma who I had met the last time was still working but wasn't there that day. Blonde, Polish.

Eleni (the BJ artist formerly known as Jenny at Bernds) was there and was, as usual, dauerbelegt. There is something about Jenny which I can't put my finger on. She kind of looks like an nice, comfortable unmade bed.

The food was good. The drink selection was good. The saunas were nice and hot. The football apparatus in the urinals needs to be fixed (they don't all work).

Jackyo
03-12-08, 13:15
I then met with Brigitte, from Czech. She was truly wonderful--flirtatious, vivacious, and very very beautiful. We had a great time, and I wanted to spend more with her. However, sleep deprivation and hunger got the better of me. I needed to depart before I fell asleep or took a bite out of somebody.

Note to self: When visiting an FKK, don't do it on an empty stomach after traveling for more than 24 hours.
Yes, do have food before you go. And being in pleine forme, makes a huge difference.

Warsteiner
03-12-08, 21:03
I went with Marlene (Finnish she said but probably really Russian), blonde, petite, cute as a button. Very professional in the room. She's been at it for too long (four years, she said). I hate it when women have a routine.. and this chick has one: "Lie down. Now, I do this. Then we will do that. " I said something to the effect that she was a Profi and she asked me what I meant by it. I didn't explain.

Marlene is Finnish but she is one of those girls that the jury is out on. Some men have a fantastic time with her and are repeat customers, which is why she has been able to spend the last few (4???) years in Samya. I had one session with her about 2 years ago and came to the same conclusion as you i.e. she is just too professional. I think the thing about women like this are they don't realise that they are 'Profis' they think that they are providing a good service. Maybe some men like this but it's not to my taste.

If you like teenie types then she'll definately fit the bill but she is too professional for my tastes. Nice report by the way Jackyo.

Everhard
03-12-08, 21:13
Marlene I have noticed. Almost as stunning as Honey. She never tried to entice me, so never chose her. Just as well, judging from past few reports. Probably she gives great service if she likes a guy, or not, we can only speculate.

Jackyo
03-15-08, 23:15
I don’t doubt that Marlene has fans. I personally was underwhelmed. For the record, I’ve had much better and I’ve also had worse. I thought she was uninspired, too professional, not spontaneous and adventurous enough. This is also one chick who knows she looks good and that translates into a barely perceptible attitude of “I am doing you a favor to be with you”. It isn’t an explicit attitude but it is there.

I say Marlene might be Russian because our Gallic counterparts have her listed as Russian in their inventory of the women who work at this club. I did ask her how to say "Thank you" in Finnish and she said it was something like "Quitos". Does anyone speak Finnish here?

Honey, on the other hand, is an exact opposite. She has absolutely no idea she is such an exceptional visual treat but that doesn’t affect her attitude-wise at all. I can’t think of anyone I’ve met at these clubs who was so unspoiled and so wholesome. I can actually imagine bringing her home to meet my family and her not at all giving away how it was that we met.

There is a downside to being too wholesome though. I like it when the chick is just a little bit kinky and kinky Honey is not, not even in the least. Adventurous, yes but not kinky. I remember the two of us twisting ourselves into a pretzel (she is very athletic) and she asking me: “Now, has anyone ever had sex like this before?” It was a purely innocent question, not one asked with a leer or anything one would construe as being at the limits of what people should be doing.

Note to self (or anyone else interested): This club opens at 3 PM on Sundays, not earlier. I hadn’t made a note of when they opened, showed up there at about 12:30 only to find the doors to the parking lot locked. I took the train back to the Koelner Hbf, hung out and then returned in time for it to open. There is nothing to do in that industrial area of Rodenkirchen to kill time.

I caught up with my RF contacts during this visit to get the lay of the land, so to speak.

Varenne
03-16-08, 01:41
I did ask her how to say "Thank you" in Finnish and she said it was something like "Quitos". Does anyone speak Finnish here?'Kiitos' is indeed the word for 'Thank you'. Which is not enough to qualify her as Finnish. My wild guess is that she might have just worked in Finland, matter of fact a large share of girls working there are Russians.

Jackyo
03-20-08, 11:05
The reclining benches downstairs off the sauna area are a good place to take a nap and ocassionally watch the women showering when they start their shifts or in between sessions.

Since the women upstairs are mostly dressed, this is a good way to get a preview of the goods.

I watched this petite Slavic blonde go into a very elaborate shower and shaving routine (yes, this did include shaving down there) which I thought would go on and on and on.

This is, of course, possible at other clubs. And at some clubs, participatory and communal showers are the norm.

Chico Charlie 1
03-20-08, 14:43
Hi fellow mongers,

I am just back from an elaborate trip to Europe and was in Cologne for the messe (DIY).

Have been to TP and FKK SAMYA and wish not to compare both of them.

TP is an excellent place where you would like to stick to a single girl with a thorough GFE attitude. I took ALEX and came 3 times in an hour. These girls inform you in advance about their additional services and capabilities alongwith prices. It was CIM for 50 euros extra which I paid and did the job. Total cost 200 Euros for 1 hour.

Now to FKK, 50 euros entry charge.

I was there on the 10th and wonder if Jackyo was there too. Went in early at about 3.00 pm. Were only 6-7 girls and looked if they were bored as well. After half an hour of watching TV and having soft drinks, chose IVANA, a very big bore. She has her right nipple pierced and has three other piercings down there. Onto the room and she was like a log. I had a great time coming which normally I do in 10 minutes for the first time. Never would I suggest such a fish. 50 Euros.

Went downstairs to the showers to voyeur because upstairs it was really boring. Was good to see a few girls in the shower, one joined me in the sauna, and one girl shaving her privates. She is the one who has a Dragon like Tattoo on her right side stomach.

The 2nd was Ameya(?), looks Asian. Tells she is from Iran but its not possible. Anyways, I was relaxing downstairs watching the goings on the couches sipping a coke when she came and caught hold of my dick. We played for some time and I asked her what would be her service. She explained in good english and we went to the room. Good service except she moans in a very false way. It was very phoney. Still not bad. 50 Euros.

Then it was about 5 in the evening and a lot of girls started coming in. Claudia was introduced to me by Ameya and so was Maleena. I was fortunate to be sitting between 3 beautiful topless girls. Was chatting with all of them in english taking about everything of the fkk and other things. Maleena's real name is Malinka and she is from Finland. A sweet little pussycat looks like you can take her as a girlfriend home. Really good GFE value. She asked me to go to the room with CIM as 25 Euros extra. WOOOOOOO, a real GFE experience. We did several positions and finally she took me in her mouth for about 10 minutes licking and sucking as her life depending upon it. I came like a torrent and was so tired that she gave me a good rubbing on the back. It took us nearly 40 mins to go out of the room. Gave her 80 Euros instead of the usual 75 as I did not have change and asked her to keep the tip.

Thanked Ameya for the good time I had with Maleena. Will always go with her whenever I am at Samya. Even Claudia offered me thereafter but I was in no mood or no strength as I do not take any medics. Had a long chat with Josephine from Romania who may not have a very good body but really can be a good GFE Conversationalist. Was making fun of me like we are old friends.

Want to emphasise that while TP is a sure shot of getting GFE Value, FKK are a hit and miss. During the first 2 hours I felt that TP was much better. However, in the evening with the supply ratio going up, I felt with the same costs, you get more goodies and Fkk is better. So it is upto the individual.

Total Cost at FKK 225 Euros.

The price of TAXI to both places from central Cologne is more or less the same.

Happy mongering


Charlie

Skristel
03-21-08, 07:56
Hi fellow mongers,

I am just back from an elaborate trip to Europe and was in Cologne for the messe (DIY).

Have been to TP and FKK SAMYA and wish not to compare both of them.

CharlieHey guy's. What's TP? . (is it party treff? )

I've been to Samya approximately 5 times since I've been on the 'FKK scene' (last 15 months). I really took to this club. When I think about why, it because I had good GFE experience with a few girls. (German girl called Leslie. Feb 2007, Grace/Kyra. Oct 2007, Lizzie. Feb 2007). Does anyone know where Leslie is now?

I've also had my fair share of not so good experience too, with Sofie, she's so stuck up, I've asked her nicely twice and she's declined by shouting back in german 'not speak english'. The language of kamasutra/sex is not german nor english, it's universal! Any similiar (or not) experiences with Sofie out there?

I summary I tend to view/feel for a club based the club's quality of eye-candy line-up combined with good GFE rating. When I get PSE I feel let down. It is formula based and unauthentic.

I discovered Bernd's last month, great club! Great GFE, I definitely switching when visiting cologne.

I'm off to Oase tomorrow (21 March) and Palace on Sunday (22 March). I'll leave my name 'kristel' (as in Sylvia Kristel) at reception if anyone's visiting.

Sex therapy is the best system of healing, . EVER!

Happy Easter all.

Jackyo
03-21-08, 11:28
Hey guy's. What's TP? . (is it party treff? )
... which is in Troisdorf-Spich, a stone's throw from Samya.

Its not an FKK club but a brothel where you enter, they line the women up and you choose who you will be with.

I've not been yet but have only read good things about the selection and service-orientation.

Jackyo
03-21-08, 11:37
Hey guy's. What's TP? . (is it party treff? )

I've also had my fair share of not so good experience too, with Sofie, she's so stuck up, I've asked her nicely twice and she's declined by shouting back in german 'not speak english'. The language of kamasutra/sex is not german nor english, it's universal! Any similiar (or not) experiences with Sofie out there?

I summary I tend to view/feel for a club based the club's quality of eye-candy line-up combined with good GFE rating. When I get PSE I feel let down. It is formula based and unauthentic.
... there were, indeed, a number of really good looking women there (it was a Saturday) but they didn't smile. That automatically put them on a "do not touch" list.

No, I've not had the pleasure of meeting Sophie. In contrast to you, I will hesitate in going with a woman I cannot communicate with. If I cannot understand her and vice-versa I feel like I am missing something.

I much prefer that she speak German well. A lot of these women put together sentences in pidgin German.

Yes, the challenge is in finding someone who isn't fixated on a routine but who genuinely enjoys what she does. The hardened pros tend to be process oriented (first we will do this, then we will do that, then this.. and then you will come and I can collect my money) hence my preference for talented amateurs: women who do this on side to make some money and get some fun out of it too.

Authenticity is the thing. When she moans its because she is really enjoying it and letting herself go.

I interpret her making me lie down on my back after we enter a room to be a bad sign. I say this because she puts herself in charge of the situation this way. Mostly she places herself just out of my reach and she dictates what happens next. If we enter a room and she just lets things happen, then I know I've made the right decision.

I'm more into intesives fummeln than anything formulaic.

Now something like intensives fummeln Honey would understand. Try explaining that to a Bulgarian chick who can barely put two words together.

Jackyo
03-21-08, 11:46
I was there on the 10th and wonder if Jackyo was there too.
Hey CC, I missed you by a week. I was there a week earlier.

Skristel
03-21-08, 17:08
...
Authenticity is the thing. When she moans its because she is really enjoying it and letting herself go.Hey Jackyo

I agree, there's nothing quite like when the chic squirms/moans for real. It's a fantastic feeling and feedback for a guy, . And thats why I liked Leslie/Lizzie (Samya), . Also Polish Anna (Bernd's) Polish Melissa (Heavens Gate), Russian Anna (Artemis) etc. I would always repeat with these girls if I meet them again.

Talking about Lizzie or Lissie (now ex-Samya), I went with her in Jan 2008, boy she kept moaning and was real tight, like a virgin, what a joy! Even now when I wake at home in London I'm still in desire of her.

I been with some girls who don't speak English and some have given me good GFE. It's all down to the individual girl, good spirited want-to-please-you nature or mean give-us-your-money formula type. It comes from one's true nature.

In my view, matching language flunecy bears no correlation to GFE. When a man and women are naked, the combined naked body's with texture / taste / sound / humidity / life-force (ie. Sex drive) has a language much above and beyond spoken words.

Akibono
03-21-08, 23:56
Hey Jackyo


I been with some girls who don't speak English and some have given me good GFE. It's all down to the individual girl, good spirited want-to-please-you nature or mean give-us-your-money formula type. It comes from one's true nature.

In my view, matching language flunecy bears no correlation to GFE. When a man and women are naked, the combined naked body's with texture / taste / sound / humidity / life-force (ie. Sex drive) has a language much above and beyond spoken words.


As a general rule, unless you look like Brad Pitt, your chances of getting a GFE is greatly diminished if you can not communicate with the girl. Women are much more verbally oriented than men. Men only needs good visuals. Some of my friends have got the gift of gab and they consistently get better sessions because of it. Hey cheeky monkey!

Jackyo
03-23-08, 09:50
As a general rule, unless you look like Brad Pitt, your chances of getting a GFE is greatly diminished if you can not communicate with the girl. Women are much more verbally oriented than men. Men only needs good visuals. Some of my friends have got the gift of gab and they consistently get better sessions because of it. Hey cheeky monkey!
My theory is that you can have sex at different levels but that if you want true girlfriend type sex you need to communicate with her.

I've had sex of the other type where you can't understand each other too but girlfriend type sex is more satisfying (at least it is for me).

Marlow
03-25-08, 18:02
Significant that Skristel has authentic experiences with East European girls. Even accepting that clubs these days are staffed in the main by them, I think it is a pointer to the fact that they have somehow retained in their sexual make-up something western girls have lost. Friends of mine say this of Chinese and other Asian girls.

Excess
03-25-08, 18:26
Now if anyone can venture a guess on why (many) Czech girls provide excellent service levels in FKK's as regularly reported but once the same girls are back in Prague in the clubs there, the service levels drop heavily in recent times. I have some theories but would like to hear other thoughts on this disturbing trend.

Creature2
03-31-08, 16:50
I found a cheap flight of Lufthansa to Koln and decided to take my Easter vacation in NRW. A business colleague of mine also hanged me to see the FKK scene. He is a FKK virgin so I should guide and inform him about the principles, fees, clubs and which girl should have GFE and which should haven’t etc. He is 5 years older than me and 5 times more lazier than me. At the beginning of our trip, I was hoping he will not be a pain in the ass and he won’t deteriorate my planned program, but at the end of the trip, I found out he did it well.

21 March, Friday (Freezing cold, 2 degree Celsius)

We landed to Koln in the evening, had our loaned car (with GPS) at the airport. Went to Koln downtown to check-in the Hotel which the owner is a local friend of us. The owner wasn’t there, we called him and made a rendez-vous at Samya. Than we hit Samya which is only 7 kms from downtown. It was easy to find it thanks to our GPS. There were also lots of landmark showing the route to Samya at some corners of the street near the club. We parked the car in the rear car park which is safe enough.

www.samya.de

Entered to the club, paid 50 Euros entrance fee. The girl at the gate ask us our shoe sizes, I had my own fancy sandals with me this time, but told her in English that was our first time and requested a tour. She just said that the changing rooms are downstairs and the girls are on the lobby flor. “Thanks, that is a nice first impression, No guided tour?”. We changed and had our robes, now we are white bears like the other Germans, go to the lobby floor to see the beauties. I choosed a good spot to check the line-up and to cater myself with nice food. As it was nearly 21.00 o’clock, hot food were served, a very delicious fish, nice sallad buffet, boiled vegetables, I really liked the food there. Oh yes, and self served drinks are also a pro for me. While we were eating, a tall, fake blond girl started to do a belly dance. I think she was Turkish and I think I saw her description in youppie forum. When she finished her dance she came to eat something and she stood up near our table. She was 1.74 m long and she had fake blond long hair. I said her that was a nice dance show (actually it wasn’t but I needed an opener) and ask her whether she is Zehra. She confirmed it. Voila. First hit of the night. Then I asked her about the line-up, whether Bella is here, she said no, not tonight. Me; “And what about Eleni?” No, she is not here now. Me; “And is Brigitte will show up tonite?” No, she won’t. Me; “Do you know a Finnish girl name Melanie or something here?” She replied no. Me; “Does Honey continue working here? She says she doesn’t know her. She was bored of all my querries and asked “Is that all?”. I was pissed off about the present line-up that particular night. And I didn’t felt any piece of GFE signal from Zehra. I left her free and she preferred to occupy with local German guests. All my list has gone down the drain now and I don’t have any contingency for such a case. I think all famous girls went to Easter vacation, like I did, and there are only some Turkish women and an Iranian one in Samya for Easter shift. Was it a decent decision to travel during Easter time? Normally, we should expect up to 30 women in Samya in a Friday night but that particular day, there was 12 to 15 girls, and the number of the white bears always exceed that number.

While I was observing the available line-up, our local friend (the owner of the hotel) has showed-up, he also brought another local friend of him. Now, we are forming a group of four white bears, chatting, loughing, drinking, they smoking-me drinking and we were not interesting to sessioning, untill… Untill he saw a tall brunette lady with lion hair. But suddenly, an old punter had that girl and they went off to a room. Our friend missed that opportunity and he started to wait that particular girl. Me, on the other hand, I couldn’t stand to wait too long and I felt that I should start or otherwise everybody will wait the other to session first. I saw a blond girl on the other edge of the bar, show her to my friend, he confirmed she is nice. I smiled her, she smiled me, I invite her to our table, she declined and invited me next to her. I granted and went there. She was Polish, blond, nice and stiff white body. Her English wasn’t very fluent then we started to chat in Polish. But this time, she was too fluent in her maternal language, I can’t get some words she utilised in Polish. We go upstairs, her name is Moni and she is from Katowice, an industrial and mining city that I passed by last year on my way from Krakow to Gliwicze, South of Poland. I didn’t know that some girls from Katowice are in that business, as well, even in odloty.pl, there is not too many girl advertising from Katowice. I saw lots of Polish girl in that industry in those recent years, especially girls from Poznan, Gdansk, Warsaw and Wroclaw, they are everywhere but she is the first Katowice girl I met in a FKK.
Anyway, we go to the bed, she started a BBBJ but her skill wasn’t too exciting, then I wanted to jump to penetration, she take the gummi and we started in misc, then she ride me on top. Then she said I should be too tired, my friend was soft that we can’t penetrate easily, but this shouldn’t be true; this was my first session of the day. We changed the gummi and I started to pump her on doggy. Her body was pale, white and stiff but I didn’t like her skills and no GFE existing. As I didn’t aroused too much, I did stopped. She take out the condom and started to BBBJ again and told me in Polish that I should cum in her mouth. I knew it was an extra but wanted to confirm, ask, she replied it was 25 Euro extra. I don’t pay for a CIM. She wanted to upsale but at least she was honest about the pricing. I jerk of with her HJ. This was one of the worst session I had with a Polish girl in my whole mongering career (Actually, I had one worse session in Warsaw and also in Zakopane two years ago but this is a different story). Polish girls are generally an addiction for me and I found real GFE with them. But this time, it didn’t work with Moni. We get out the room in about 25 minutes, so it is not a long and saturating session for me. Her photos on the samya site.

http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=466&pid=1706

I need another hunt to accomplish the day.
I went down, paid, showered and get again to lobby floor to see my friends. One of them had a session with an ugly, short Turkish women, on the other hand my business colleague had a so so session with a short, skinny German girl (I doubt she is German, though, she is too skinny, she might be Roumanien) and the hotel owner is still waiting his soul mate (lion haired girl). We sat again altogether, I ordered a cup of tee and we started to chat. Then that particular girl showed up (the lion hair girl), we were happy to see her again and showed our appreciation to her with tender smiles. We invite her to our coach. Now, she is in a couch surrounded by four old ugly guys. She was Turkish, her name was Jale, she has 1.72 cm. She has also long leg like Zehra. That is funny, because it is not always possible to see long legged Turkish girls, but in Samya, there are two of them. We started the conversation by saying compliment to her. She was flattered and she was happy because of our attention. But I did saw another spot to focus, I saw a German girl with very very loose big breasts. When she sit on the bar, the breast nearly touches her stomach. I believe I read an earlier report on her, I thought her name is Amira. Her pictures are here;

http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=461&pid=1446

It was nearly 24.00 pm and there is only one hour left to the closing time. I couldn’t stand to look, wait and do nothing. I left Jale and I did an approach to the bar and start talking to her. When we started to chat, I found out she is not German Almira, but she is Stefania from Italy. She doesn’t has any photos yet in the web page but she has the same appearance. I felt she is a tender girl and didn’t want to miss that opportunity even she is not Amira that I wanted to session. We went upstairs, her English was very fluent but she wasn’t too talkative. I tried to talk to her in Italian but she was replying in English. She said she is from Sicily. Apart from her breast, she is a tiny little girl, even her voice is thin, I should notice it beforehand. When she saw my member, she was a bit nervous and I don’t wanna hurt her tiny jewel by mighty stroks. She started to do a nice BBBJ, she is good at it, she had a particular skill to give head that I didn’t want to slow her down or stop her. She sucked me smoothly a good 20 minutes, meanwhile I did caressed and kissed all over her body, her skin was very very soft like a silk. She said she utilises too much moisturizing cream, that is why her skin is soft. I had really appreciated and continued to caress her, I started also DATY her, but we should start doing other things, the counter was continuing and we left only 10 minutes to screw. She opened a condom, I helped her to take then she lay down and I started to penetrate but “piano, molto piano”. I can see from her face that it hurts, that she haid pain. I ask whether she had lube but she didn’t had. I stopped and didn’t wanna hurt her, especially in missionary.
I lay down and started to penetrate her slowly by sideway, on spoon position. She wasn’t wet and that is why she had still pain but as she was dry, I could cum after a while inside her. The BBBJ was very classy but the fuck wasn’t one of the wildest. At least, we did stay in the room 30 full minutes and I could finished in her pussy.
Went down, paid, a merci kiss, “chi vediamo doppo”, showered. While showering, I saw our friend asking for my colleage. I found out that he sessioned with Jale, and just a few minutes after him, Jale take my colleage also to a room and in 30 minutes, she had two sessions with two guys. What a fast girl. She likes money. When I finished showering, I saw her near the showers and a minute later, I saw my colleague in the locker room paying her. I guess he even tipped her for a rip-off 10 minutes session, I told him already before, “Do not tip a girl even she is too gorgeous or too good at bed”. Those newbies are ruinning the business of experimented mongerers like us.
While I was dressing in the locker room, Jale did wanted to pull me from there and to drag me to a room for a session, I did declined and told her there is nothing left inside my penis, I was exhausted and there is 15 minutes to the closing time  She said it is not important, we may finish in ten minutes. I replied; “No, thanks, I will see you later”. She replied she will be there on Sunday. I was sure that I will not visit Samya in a day or two unless Eleni, Brigitte, Bella or Marleen was there. Next time, before going there, I should check their web site to see which talent were present.

The second day, my plan was to do two clubs, first, go to Blue Note for a couple of hours and then check-in a gausthaus near or Haan or Mettmann and then go directly to Partytreff Mettmann. But my old business colleague was tired that day at Samya and wouldn’t do two clubs in a row on Saturday, so I should make a detour and head directly to Mettmann (No country for old men! Especially Germany is not a decent country for lazy old men).
So, you may follow the second part of my trip at Mettmann thread, at the dedicated section to partytreff clubs.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=762

Chukar
04-03-08, 13:10
From now on I knew I had to be more careful with my selections if I wanted to be sure of getting good service. Also I needed to be aware of the time, so I bought a watch before I left America: )). This is where the advice from the senior members can save you a lot of money and picking girls who you will not enjoy. Like it has been told many times on this forum I asked each girl before I agreed to go with her if she did all the things I wanted like DFK for example. Buyer beware.

Samya is easy to get to from downtown Cologne with the tram. At this club the girls were only topless and not naked like at Bernards, but gorgeous just the same. If you ever wondered how so many members write about spending all day at clubs and wonder how they can do it, just go to a club. Sitting and watching all the gorgeous women of all ages and body type walking around almost naked is the Most fascinating thing I have ever seen in my life: ))))))))))) Then add the fact they try to entice you to have sex with them with touches, looks, and sometimes little kisses, need I say more.

I arrived about 2pm and I would guess there were about 20 beauties in attendance. Then about an hour after I had arrived we all got a big surprise! The police started pouring into the club. One of them told me it was reported a girl was being forced to work there. There must have been close to 15 officers which I thought was a little excessive.

After the police left and the club settled down in floated a lovely tiny blonde exotic blonde I had not seen before. Found out she is a turk and spoke english well. It is funny how after only a few words I knew she would be perfect for me and she was. Her name is Bilge. Wonderful sweet, girl who gave loving service. Just perfect for me.

When we finished the club started setting up for dinner. What a wonderful spread of hot well prepared food. Did I mention before what a GREAT bargain these clubs are?

Funny how Creature2 would write about Stephanie right before me. I had talked to her earlier but did not pick her because she said she didn't DFK, but after seeing her all day couldn't take my eyes off her beautiful face and body. I have to agree with Creature2 discription. She is quiet, tiny, with big gorgeous breasts and very lady like. A Treasure. The sex was not the best but the cost was well worth it to spend time with her and to enjoy her incredible body.

Next stop The Living Room

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Breadman
04-03-08, 20:28
The police started pouring into the club.

How long of a wait for the police to finish their search?

Chukar
04-04-08, 12:46
How long of a wait for the police to finish their search?My guess would be 30-45 minutes. They wanted to see everyone's ID.

Creature2
04-04-08, 21:03
Funny how Creature2 would write about Stephanie right before me. I had talked to her earlier but did not pick her because she said she didn't DFK, but after seeing her all day couldn't take my eyes off her beautiful face and body. I have to agree with Creature2 discription. She is quiet, tiny, with big gorgeous breasts and very lady like. A Treasure. The sex was not the best but the cost was well worth it to spend time with her and to enjoy her incredible body.

Next stop The Living Room

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That is true that Stephanie didn't DFK but her BBBJ was awesome, one of the best and long BBBJ, I received recently. That is pity that the sex wasn't that great with her. She is that sort of girl that you wanna feel intimacy with her, but not sex. She had silky soft skin, smooth talking, smooth and tender ton of voice, she is a splendid little lady but she is too passive in bed with me. Well, I search both intimacy and sex altogether, so she is not for me, apparently. I don't regret to session with her (remember, I thought she was Amira) but will I session with her when I return Samya on my next visit? No, I don't think so.

BTW, nice well honnest written report, Chukar, I really appreciated that. I can't wait to read your next report of Living Room. LR is on my "to do" list as well in my next visits.

Jackyo
04-08-08, 02:55
I was on Youppie earlier today and some guy had posted that he had traded phone numbers with her just before she quit.

She was having problems with time commitments at the club and was planning to work elsewhere.

He tried to call her at the number she gave him but the phone had been disconnected.

Sounds like he has it quite bad. He has been searching the RF hoping someone will mention running into her somewhere.

There is a chance she will resurface. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

Or she might become like the legendary Nina of Babylon who ended up, they say, in the harem of some wealthy Arab prince never again to provide services to us mere mortals.

By the way, has anyone noticed how Youppie has evolved? There is so much stuff out there and its not just about FKK clubs (which is how it all started).

What is particularly amazing is how much stuff goes on in francophone Belgium. There is so much talk of gangbangs and group sex.

Bacon Sandwich
04-09-08, 13:50
Hi All,

I'm posting this here and on the GoldenTime board because I'm not sure where else to do it.

About a year ago I was with Jasmine at Traum-Paradies for a life changing session. (Go ahead, giggle, but it's true) She disappeared soon after, but I have a hunch she may have moved on to an FKK or other club. There is still a photo of her on the TP website (see the link below). She is the brunette in the "Lesbenspiele 4" gallery, under "Girl Galerie." Or just click on the link. Anyway, I know it's a long shot, and that the odds of finding a particular girl after she's left an establishment are low, but just wanted to know if anyone might have seen her in their travels. (For the record, she's fantastic, deepthroat, DFK, and incredibly nice as well.)

http://www.traum-paradies.de/Lebengalerie/lesben3/lesben3.html

Marlow
04-10-08, 07:56
There are plenty of other very good mädels at TP, try them.......

Marlow
04-10-08, 08:02
.....maybe it was a lonely hearts call line but they were all out trying to hook up. Come now, a girl gives out a phoney phone number? That's an old trick. That he tried calling it amuses me.

Marlow
04-10-08, 08:09
If the cops come with the health officials, tax office, foreigners office, it can take about three hours before they have photographed everybody, checked their ID on their computer. As a John you don't get away that easily. They check you out too, just in case you are on their wanted list as a drug handler, weapons merchant, mafia boss, head of Russian crime syndicate, owner of the Green Bay Packers, arab terrorist, Donald Trump. German Johns hate raids it's too close to home.

Jackyo
04-11-08, 10:52
.....maybe it was a lonely hearts call line but they were all out trying to hook up. Come now, a girl gives out a phoney phone number? That's an old trick. That he tried calling it amuses me.
He fell for it!

Jackyo
04-11-08, 10:53
If the cops come with the health officials, tax office, foreigners office, it can take about three hours before they have photographed everybody, checked their ID on their computer. As a John you don't get away that easily. They check you out too, just in case you are on their wanted list as a drug handler, weapons merchant, mafia boss, head of Russian crime syndicate, owner of the Green Bay Packers, arab terrorist, Donald Trump. German Johns hate raids it's too close to home.
Now that would be something!

Ha!

Travelerb69
04-29-08, 22:51
SAMYA- From this point on I was traveling by myself. Got there at about 7 PM on a Sunday, generally the least busy day. Although being somewhat centrally-located, not in a rural area, they have a huge parking lot behind, so no problem to park the car. Was buzzed in by a very friendly and attractive girl wearing jeans and plain clothes(if she was available I would be the first on the line)that explained me the procedure and told me that girls are not allowed to approach the customers, did not know that.. Samya was the first club I visited after the 3 big in Frankfurt so at first I had the impression to be at a very cheap brothel… It is not, it is pretty clean and nice, but after all that marble and space anything looks poor and small. Again found line-up to be not that good at first, about 20-25 girls. And girls really do not approach you at all, had never been to a place like this, I just loved it. You get plenty of time to choose.I was talking to a german guy whom I met at the sauna and every now and then the girls just wandered between us, to catch our attention, as if nothing was going on, that is the maximum they can do… every place should be like this... Also liked the scheme of free freezers where you grab just your own soft drinks or beer, much better. Food was quite good, too. Talked to some girls, no pushing from them at all, till I spotted a nice girl named Bilgy, from Turkey and had lived her whole life in Germany. Blond curly hair, very friendly and sweet, good english, off to the room. Real GFE, BBJ, daty, 69, good session, however something as missing, I was just not so horny about her. Nice fuck, anyway. Rooms are very big, excellent.

Bilgy, Turkey

Face-8
Body-8,0
Performance-8,5
Attitude-9,0

By the way, 50 euros first ½ hor and 25 the following first then again 50-25, strict prices, no overcharging possible, no stress. Rested a bit, took another sauna, began the search again and liked Maya, polish, blond, fully-built, great tits, not very young, may be 30. Said she had worked at Cocoon before and that was her first day in the club. Very basic English, but friendly, we laughed a bit and off to the room. An excellent session, that woman knows how to please a man, wonderful BBJB, highly recommended, DFK and all positions, I would not classify her as GFE, she likes it deep and hard…

Maya, Poland
Face-7,5
Body-8,0
Performance- 10,0
Atttude-10,0


After that, went back to the bar, met another girl, Presly, german, pretty and friendly but spoke no English, they were about to close, decided to call the night.
I just loved Samya, only the line –up as not that good, but it was a Sunday and was told several girls were not present. They seem to have an online attendance list on their site with all the girls who are to come to the club, those who are already there at the moment, moment, very organized…Repeat? Definitely. Very light atmosphere, friendly staff, was asked if I liked the place while I was leaving, I agree with Jackio, excellent place for a newbie to begin a FKK/Sauna club career.

Travelerb69.

Jackyo
05-01-08, 12:17
Hey Travelerb69,

The selection at this club is about average but you aren't swimming in shark infested waters so there repellent isn't necessary.

The club itself is ueberschaubar - which is the way I prefer it. You can evaluate the selection and get the lay-of-the-land, so to speak, very easily.

To quote Phil Hartman:


Large clubs with large selections frighten and confuse me. I'm just a caveman.

It is a well run club but one which I find is lacking in soul (I have plans of writing a posting on this topic one of these days). It lacks a certain something but that shouldn't be considered off putting.

As to the women not approaching you, you've just experienced what the Germans call an Animierungsverbot. You make the move. Its all in your hands.

This is a refreshing change compared to the clubs where there is no such Verbot.

Travelerb69
05-01-08, 15:37
Hey Travelerb69,

As to the women not approaching you, you've just experienced what the Germans call an Animierungsverbot. You make the move. Its all in your hands.

This is a refreshing change compared to the clubs where there is no such Verbot.

Jackio, like I reported, just loved it. Which of the other clubs you know of at NRW that strictly apply the girls non-approaching rule?

Travelerb69

Ekliges Lauern
05-01-08, 16:43
Which of the other clubs you know of at NRW that strictly apply the girls non-approaching rule?

F39, although the rule seems to be suspended in the Kino.

Of course, with the nice weather approaching, this may not be the best choice as it has no outdoor facilities. It is a great club for daytime weekday action but it is dark and boring between sessions.

Travelerb69
05-01-08, 19:31
F39, although the rule seems to be suspended in the Kino.


Sounds perfect to me, every club with a kino should be like this, if you want to be approached you head to the kino otherwise no initiative from the girls. Or, at least, there should be a clear non-attack area... F39 is already on the list for my next trip in June. Thanks for the info.

Darren Roberts
05-11-08, 11:04
Hi

Will be in cologne soon staying at Hilton with no car. Looking for an FKK club where the girls show a bit of agression (e.g. come up and talk/touch/feel) so as to make me hot before session.

I see from here that Samya is not like that and I need easy access as I have no car to use.

Any suggestions?

Is Leverskin? too far away

Jackyo
05-13-08, 13:05
Hi

Will be in cologne soon staying at Hilton with no car. Looking for an FKK club where the girls show a bit of agression (e.g. come up and talk/touch/feel) so as to make me hot before session.

I see from here that Samya is not like that and I need easy access as I have no car to use.

Any suggestions?

Is Leverskin? too far away
The women at the Laufhaus are all very aggressive. They will also go into a very aggressive upsell mode if you let them.

As a rule the women who approach you at an FKK are the desperate ones. I personally think its a turn off but apparently you haven't experienced the really bad sex which usually accompanies this aggressive style.

Zing23
05-14-08, 21:02
I continue my short visits to FKKs (see previous report on Bernd's and Palace) with another very short visit to Samya in south Koln. I took the U16 subway line south; be aware that this line is only underground for about 3 stations in the central area; the rest is an aboveground tramway that stops for traffic lights and cross traffic. So during rush hour the U16 line can slow down. I went in the afternoon and the return train at 530pm ran only every 10 minutes. When you get off the U16 line at Michaelshoven station, walk back up the platform, exit on a pathway, which merges into a road, that comes to a main cross street. Cross the street and go straight down the industrial street. YOu will come to Kirchbaumweg in about 250 yards. turn right, go down 150 yards and you will see Samya on the right. The entrance is in the back by the private parking lot.

Samya is newish, clean, well organized, with about 20 pretty girls in the afternoon. 50 euro entry, 50 euro per half hour. Girls do not approach you. There is music in the lounge, which also played in the room that I went to with the girl.

Silena

She was sitting by herself at one end of the bar. Kept staring at me, but could not approach. Only one girl in the place made any moves on me from across the room, wiggling, shaking her breasts a bit, smiling. The rest of the girls were sitting in small groups talking, ignoring the few men.

Silena is a tall, very thin German girl. Long dark hair. Green eyes. Pretty face, but nose too large for model-type perfection. Small breasts. Took her for an hour. Nice BBBJ. DATY. LFK. CFS. Very friendly. Nice smile. Would repeat.

Overall, a good experience. Took about 30 minutes to get there from the cathedral and return, via public transport.

You pay the girl downstairs in the locker afterwards, with money from your clothing locker. I showered and left since I was expected elsewhere.

-zing

Zing23
05-16-08, 20:05
the next day i went back to samya again.

olivia -

dirty blond hair, nice bod, small breasts, good english. marginal attiitude. german from dusseldorf. would not recommend. not much kissing. pretty good bbbj, but during daty i discovered with my tongue that she had a tampax in her pussy!

stefania

german of italian descent. dark hair. large breasts, but they droop (natural!). 23 yo. nice session. good english.

in retrospect i should have repeated with silena (or simone?), my girl from the day before. she was better than either olivia or stefania.

I saw a cute little dark haired girl who looked familiar. then i realized that she was in the same train as me on my first visit. i had considered following her when i was walking and trying to find samya, thinking she might work there.
just as a i recognized her, she recognized me.

-zing

Blooper
05-21-08, 10:47
Well, Gentlemen. I followed advice and sampled the delights of the Samya. And it was almost a disaster. Almost.

I have to say, environmentally it is far from great. The location is ugly, and the main bar area is not brilliant, to say the least. Girls are (mostly) clad in thongs or panties. And foreplay on the sofas is limited. But perhaps I was spoiled by Artemis.

The "eye contact does it" concept was my problem. Once I'd settled and decided which girls appealed, I tried frantically to make eye contact without success. For two hours. Then one of the girls I fancied left the gaggle and went to sit alone, and I was able to swoop.

Her name is Denize, and she is not on the website. Not a beauty, a slightly small ass and marginally droopy tits. Sunburst smile, though. Bulgarian, and it was her fifth day on the job. Meaning that she still approaches it in a boyfriend-sex type of way. Perfect!

I am not going to bore you with details, but she got really into it, thoroughly wet and writhing. I am highly sensitive to faking, and she was definitely not.

Ratings: Body:7 . Looks:7. Attitude 10. Experience 10.

I was delighted in the extreme, and gave her a chunky tip on top. Yes, I know, I shouldn't, but I got carried away. Get in there, guys, before experience taints her!

After about half an hour, I noticed one girl at the bar naked. Body to die for, but more challenged facially. she actually responded to eye contact and joined me. Aynur is her name. Nice person, and whilst clearly more experienced than Denise, didn't let it spoil things. Again, got wet and was a great experience. She is on their website http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=464 and again, recommended.

ratings: Body 9. Looks 5. Attitude 10, Experience 9.

As my wallet was looking so sad by now - both were an hour - I needed to go for a topup, so given only 3 hours sleep the night before, I called it a day. I did toy with the idea of retesting the Mediteran for you guys, but I was tired and said "sod 'em!". I wrote this within hours of the event, but then couldn't find it until today.

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Toscana
05-22-08, 09:19
I have to say, environmentally it is far from great. The location is ugly, and the main bar area is not brilliant, to say the least. Girls are (mostly) clad in thongs or panties. And foreplay on the sofas is limited. But perhaps I was spoiled by ArtemisAnyone going on from Artemis is going to be pretty disappointed with the facilities at most other clubs. So Samya does not compare, sure. I also agree that the central area for some strange reason is not an easy environment to establish contact with the girls, however close they may be. You could write a social psychology treatise on the setup.

This is one reason why I do not necessarily agree with Jackyo that Samya is the best club for an FKK newbie, although I understand his reasons. For me Living Room seems a more comfortable environment for the L-driver to get his plates. Although in the end it probably doesn't matter if you bring the right attitude and a full wallet with you.

As far as the dress of the girls goes, remember that this is NRW and not Hessen, and the girls rarely go nude. Unhappily for me too.

The most important thing, however, is that you seem to have had a couple of very decent sessions. That's good news (confirmed on the German forums recently too), because I'd rather dropped Samya off my visiting list after a whole string of adequate but rather antiseptic sessions there. Things evolve constantly, I guess. Thanks for the report.

Jackyo
05-23-08, 15:22
anyone going on from artemis is going to be pretty disappointed with the facilities at most other clubs. so samya does not compare, sure. i also agree that the central area for some strange reason is not an easy environment to establish contact with the girls, however close they may be. you could write a social psychology treatise on the setup.

this is one reason why i do not necessarily agree with jackyo that samya is the best club for an fkk newbie, although i understand his reasons. for me living room seems a more comfortable environment for the l-driver to get his plates. although in the end it probably doesn't matter if you bring the right attitude and a full wallet with you.

as far as the dress of the girls goes, remember that this is nrw and not hessen, and the girls rarely go nude. unhappily for me too.

the most important thing, however, is that you seem to have had a couple of very decent sessions. that's good news (confirmed on the german forums recently too), because i'd rather dropped samya off my visiting list after a whole string of adequate but rather antiseptic sessions there. things evolve constantly, i guess. thanks for the report.
so long as it doesn't have a large club vibe to it, i might find it acceptable.

i'll let you know what i think.

i like samya but there are better clubs and there are worse clubs too. the line up is okay. the women don't play games. they have hot food.

it is a pretty well run club but i have to agree that it is rather lacking in something. i think it lacks a soul.

and yes, that kontaktzimmer needs to be renovated to improve contact opportunities. i hate approaching women on barhocker. its very hard to manuever and you can't peel one away from her friends that easily to have a conversation and test chemistry.

the same goes for the kontaktzimmer at phg and the stools near the bar area at gt.

now babylon back in the days had the best set up for the four essentials of foreplay: fummeln, kuscheln, knutschen und schmusen. those kunstledercouches had lots of room and the women offered eye candy. they occasionally would pet the kitty, perform some pubic hair grooming, do lip spreads or finger insertions - all very casual and very low key just to catch your eye and get the juices flowing.

Breadman
05-23-08, 19:04
It is a pretty well run club but I have to agree that it is rather lacking in something. I think it lacks a soul.


Seems to me, alot of the top clubs i.e. successful clubs have management keeping a close eye on things. At Samya, always thought the club was sorta left to run itself. You'd see the manager come in and go into the office maybe once during your stay...and never see him again. The front desk never seemed to be used except for entering and leaving.

Toscana
05-23-08, 19:49
Seems to me, alot of the top clubs i.e. successful clubs have management keeping a close eye on things. At Samya, always thought the club was sorta left to run itself. You'd see the manager come in and go into the office maybe once during your stay...and never see him again. The front desk never seemed to be used except for entering and leaving.Don't let appearances deceive. It's run with an iron fist in a velvet glove, which is probably why they don't have many service problems and do have loyal local customers. So to the extent you don't see the management too much, it shows it's a well run ship.

Marlow
05-27-08, 09:09
On this subject of management. In general they are hardened and street wise. They think nothing of making offers to rivals they dare not refuse. The occasional reminder that baseball is not just a game, the unfortunate visit from friendly cops, that unexplained fire, the early retirement plan.....all part of the business. And they are watching you. Not in the bedroom, they seen it done it and don't really want to watch lugubrious John's, but in the contact rooms and the gardens. Mostly it's because they need the footage if a girl is dealing in drugs (management are the only ones allowed to do that) or a John gets out of order, or you are pimping the girls yourself. In other words not too different from going to work anywhere.

FoxySimone
06-04-08, 08:04
Went to samya 2 times in a gap of 3 days as was in the messe. The line up on Thursday was outstanding and did a session with a girl from cologne and then a drop dead gorgeous model type girl from dusseldorf. Her smile almost killed me and she was too beautiful to be in a place like that. I think her name was alaina.

Want again on Sunday and the lineup was lousy. So all my previous accolades for samya went down the drain. Sessioned with a half german-half thai girl (very tall) and it was ok. The line up had an Indian girl and she really looked out of place. Then sessioned with an iranian girl. She took me out to the garden and sat on my lap and DFKed me until I was ready to move to a room. In the room it was spooning, doggy and finish with cowgirl. It was a great session but the girl was rather quiet. The BBBJ was also pretty short.

So all in all, it depends on the lineup and your luck, but if you are lucky to get a good line up like I did on my first visit (and I think it is better to go on weekdays) then I bet this club will give you one of the most unforgettable experience.

Jackyo
06-05-08, 12:20
Went to samya 2 times in a gap of 3 days as was in the messe. The line up on Thursday was outstanding and did a session with a girl from cologne and then a drop dead gorgeous model type girl from dusseldorf. Her smile almost killed me and she was too beautiful to be in a place like that. I think her name was alaina.

Want again on Sunday and the lineup was lousy. So all my previous accolades for samya went down the drain. Sessioned with a half german-half thai girl (very tall) and it was ok. The line up had an Indian girl and she really looked out of place. Then sessioned with an iranian girl. She took me out to the garden and sat on my lap and DFKed me until I was ready to move to a room. In the room it was spooning, doggy and finish with cowgirl. It was a great session but the girl was rather quiet. The BBBJ was also pretty short.

So all in all, it depends on the lineup and your luck, but if you are lucky to get a good line up like I did on my first visit (and I think it is better to go on weekdays) then I bet this club will give you one of the most unforgettable experience.
Thanks but did you take any names down?

These reports are more valuable when you identify who you were with.

Otherwise, they are generic reports of encounters with generic women.

I've been there on Sundays too and think the selection is better on Fridays and Saturdays.

This is, by the way, the only club I am aware of that posts a list of who is actually present at the club on their website. There are photos but they aren't really done well enough so you can actually identify the women. Another reason not to miss taking names down.

FoxySimone
06-06-08, 07:34
Thanks but did you take any names down?

These reports are more valuable when you identify who you were with.

Otherwise, they are generic reports of encounters with generic women.

I've been there on Sundays too and think the selection is better on Fridays and Saturdays.

This is, by the way, the only club I am aware of that posts a list of who is actually present at the club on their website. There are photos but they aren't really done well enough so you can actually identify the women. Another reason not to miss taking names down.I get your point. I did go through the Web site, but without the faces, it is hard to tell. Will surely remember the names next time and post them. This time it was like a kid in a chocolate factory an so the act was more interesting than the names. I'm sure you understand.

Jackyo
06-08-08, 13:30
I get your point. I did go through the Web site, but without the faces, it is hard to tell. Will surely remember the names next time and post them. This time it was like a kid in a chocolate factory an so the act was more interesting than the names. I'm sure you understand.
Thanks.

You'll do better next time. Its hard to think when all of the blood flows out of your brain and into your nether reagions. :)

Jackyo
06-08-08, 15:59
There is mention on the RF of a renovation of the second floor of this club.

By second floor I imagine they mean this in the European sense. This would be third floor by an American definition of the term.

Is this renovation done yet or is it still being done?

Breadman
06-08-08, 16:44
Remodel the second floor...and while they are at it install an outdoor patio on the roof. If there aren't too many higher buildings in the area, they could have a nice 'outdoor' area that isn't under a tent.

Warsteiner
06-10-08, 19:44
There is mention on the RF of a renovation of the second floor of this club.

By second floor I imagine they mean this in the European sense. This would be third floor by an American definition of the term.

Is this renovation done yet or is it still being done?

Yes this is the 3rd floor if you count the ground floor as the 1st floor. It opened on Friday 6th at 8pm. I happened to be there at the time but didn't see it advertised on the website or the email newsletter. It's much more intimate than the ground floor seating and should mean that the place can be more of a bar type atmosphere with men and women chatting to each other all the time rather than only when you want to go to the room.

On the Friday there were only a few men there (I was there from 5pm-9pm) and about 20 women. I ended up having a 1hr session with Eleni who put in her usual sterling performance with DFK, DATY, BBBJWCIM, etc. All in all 4 hours well spent.

Jackyo
06-11-08, 11:52
Yes this is the 3rd floor if you count the ground floor as the 1st floor. It opened on Friday 6th at 8pm. I happened to be there at the time but didn't see it advertised on the website or the email newsletter. It's much more intimate than the ground floor seating and should mean that the place can be more of a bar type atmosphere with men and women chatting to each other all the time rather than only when you want to go to the room.

On the Friday there were only a few men there (I was there from 5pm-9pm) and about 20 women. I ended up having a 1hr session with Eleni who put in her usual sterling performance with DFK, DATY, BBBJWCIM, etc. All in all 4 hours well spent.
Thank goodness!

Their setup downstairs is one of the worst as far as facilitating contact is concerned.

Warsteiner
06-11-08, 18:40
Thank goodness!

Their setup downstairs is one of the worst as far as facilitating contact is concerned.

Yeah I agree. Here is the Samya newsletter that I picked up after getting back from Germany:

Liebe Freunde des Samya Clubs,

Wir freuen uns mitteilen zu können, soeben also doch noch rechtzeitig zur Fußball-EM, die komplett NEU gestaltete 2. Etage eröffnet zu haben.

Das bedeutet, wir zeigen alle EM Spiele auf unseren mehr als 10 St. LCD-Flachbildschirmen.

Auch ohne Fußball ist die NEUE 2. Etage mit Sicherheit einen Besuch wert.

P.S: Natürlich wird es noch eine Einweihungsparty geben, und zwar zusammen mit der

Eröffnung des neuen Erdgeschoss und Untergeschosses.

Es Grüßt Euch das Samya & Team

From this email they are also looking to refurbish the ground (1st) floor and basement so either customers have made comments or the management has decided to do something about the low numbers of male customers themselves.

CimSeeker
06-21-08, 18:47
I recently made my first visit to Samya and as I’d found out about it through this forum I thought I’d make a report here as a payback. Getting there by public transport was easy thanks to the directions and photos posted by Wapec (see report #169 in this forum), many thanks!

This was also my first visit to a proper German FKK club although I have been to La Folie in Berlin, Zeus in Switzerland and Goldentime and Donnu Dolls in Vienna. Previously in Köln I’ve used Pascha (of which more later).

Back to Samya, I got there about 1300 on a Wednesday afternoon, paid, went downstairs, showered and had a look around. The locker room seemed a little small; anymore than two men changing here would be uncomfortable. There are two individual showers and a two group showers which are shared with the girls whose changing room in also on this floor. There are two saunas, a steam room and about 10 loungers and even though there is a window it’s a bit gloomy down there.

The ground floor has a large bar area with enough bar stools and sofas for the amount of people that were there on my visit. There is also a covered outside seating area which I enjoyed chilling out in. I got chatting to a jolly travelling businessman who reminded me of former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl. He was a regular at the club and thought it was one of the best for its facilities, girls and value for money compared to others he’s used on his travels. A buffet of cold meat, cheeses, breads and fruit was available and I believe there was going to be hot food on offer after I left. Soft drinks and beer is available from self service fridges.

On the first floor are the private bedrooms which were Ok and I had a peak on the top floor where a new lounge has recently opened. It looked very nice with plush sofas and a bar. It was going to be open later in the evening for people who wanted to see the Euro 2008 football match though while I was looking a girl and her customer went past me into the place and I took this as my cue to leave.

Anyway on to the action, I planned to stay about four hours and get in three sessions. I don’t like to have a routine for a session but I do enjoy a good BJ to compilation and if I can get one, or even better CIM from a skilled girl during my visit, I’m very happy. Hence my username and the mention of girls BJ skills in my report.

There were less than 10 girls at the start but the number rose through the day. At one point two new girls were at the front door and were sent around the side. My businessman friend said there were quite a few new faces there that afternoon.

My first choice was Alessia, tall, long brown hair and tanned with a slightly Asian looking face. Like most girls I’ve spoke to in these places she claimed she did not have much English but I think this is normally modesty. Anyway, along with my bit of German we communicated well enough. In the room she started with a little BBBJ which was fine and I asked her about CIM but it was not on offer. She did not kiss and the DATY was minimal. We moved onto sex to finish which was Ok.

Body: 9 Face: 8 Overall experience: 6

Second up was Shanisa, a cute, petit, black haired girl who had been grinning at me since I got there. She reminded me of a friend sister and I when saw her after seeing Alessia she had changed her hair which made her look quite sexy so I called her over. Turns out she’s half Turkish, half Spanish but German born. She seemed a bit distracted during our chat but I took her to a room anyway. She was fun to begin with, her BJ was not brilliant but would do to completion if I wanted to and offered me to come over her face, ass or tits. She was a bit restrictive which I found off putting – DATY only on the clit, no tongue inside, no fingers and she was one of those girls that keeps her legs together during sex. I find this annoying when you can’t get the penetration you want and it interferes with your rhythm. The compensation was her tight pussy which was perhaps was her reason for her restricted access.

Body; 9 Face: 9 Overall experience: 8

Last on my list was Delia, an olive skinned Iranian beauty who’s previously been mentioned in this thread. She was very friendly and easy to chat with. Her plan is to move to Saudi when she qualifies as a beautician in a year or two she told me. In the room she was great and I’d at last I’d found a girl here who was will to give CIM, though she said she would ‘not eat your orgasmus’. The bad news was her technique was poor and we had some very enjoyable sex instead.

Body: 9 Face: 9 Overall experience: 9

Delia is probably the only one of the three I would go with again. All three are listed on the Samya website but only Delia has photos’. I also spoke to a beautiful, slim, young Cher lookalike called Bella who did not offer CIM so I passed in favour of Delia, When I arrived there was a girl quarrelling with a bloke in a car with Turkish flags on outside, she was quite plain to look at. As I was changing she came in and started to get herself ready. Half an hour later she was looking 100% better. What a change some make up and the hair make.

On the whole I enjoyed my visit to Samya and will visit the club again when I’m in the area and have the time free. I love the lounging around, seeing the semi-clad girls, having a steam bath and just relaxing with the option of a pop anytime you want it. There was not really a stand out experience with any of the girls but that won’t put me of from returning.

As I was going down the stairs after the Delia session I met a fellow UK monger who was on his way out and had a brief chat. He’s a member of another forum and I’ve since invited him over to ISG to have a look.

The following day I called into Pascha and will report on that in the Cologne forum.

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Jackyo
07-22-08, 12:34
I was there at the beginning of the month and here is my evaluation of their recent remodel.

Samya. Went to check out the renovation. The bar is now in the shape of a U and it juts out way into the center of the ground level room. The couches are still where they were. The card table, surprisingly, still remains. It is against a wall facing the outside area. The outside area is closed during the renovation. Upstairs they've created another contact area and they really threw money at it: it has several flat screen TVs, loveseats in Puff-style upholstery with fake tiger fur trim, black leather chairs and a small bar. Watch your step! They sunk the center of the room (Pourquoi? Moi, je n'en sais rien.) There are also rooms up there along with a bathroom (I believe). I was there on a Saturday and in the middle of the prime evening hours there was a Maennerueberschuss. Nice selection but you had to scramble to find company. Sitting on Barhocker for hours on end is tiring, by the way. The women all wait downstairs to make connections. None hang out upstairs.

Skristel
07-23-08, 00:58
I went to Samya last Saturday and saw the new renovated look. I wasn't impressed, the new bar in the middle of the lounge takes up too much room and looks cheap and hideous. The stools are to high and one couldn't sit comfortably, with knee's knocking against bar woodwork. Ouch! Importantly, you couldn't get a birdseye view of goings-on in lounge as you could before, with space to move. I felt claustrophic with this new arrangement.

Girls. I first went with Bella (Lithuanian of Russian origin) she said she was 27, I reckon 35. In all fairness she was nice/gentle/authentic to talk to. In the room she blowed me in slow motion using tongue work, and without piston wanking me, which was nice. Sex was quite good, GFE experience. She moaned/squirmed as the 'tide was coming in' which was also a pleasure. I was satisfied, 8/10.

Second girl was German, black hair, sun-tanned, approx 25, she called herself something like Miriam/Marianne. She seemed OK in the preview chat downstairs. However in session upstairs she became transactional and piston wanking me like in a cheap porno film. I told her to slow down, she didn't know how to. This was a waste of time and money, 4-5/10.

I kicked myself, I knew I should have gone with Bella for longer time instead of trying out variety/seed-spreading. You live and learn. All eveing I tried booking Bella again, but no luck, she had a queue all the way to closing time. LESSON. If girl experience is really good, then double up!

Samya was one of my first FKK clubs back in Jan 2007, when I started FKK-ing. I was very fond of Samya and have returned about six times. I think I've come to the end of the line with this club (especially after the renovation). I won't be going again. Goodbye Samya.

I have fond mermories of 2 girls (now gone) from this club. German girls Leslie and Lissi. They were fantastic!

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Jimmy Boy 99
09-06-08, 05:21
First visit to Samya. Paid Euro 50, saw list of girls and the extra services they provided. Small club with huge downstairs bar and small covered outdoor patio area. Place would be twice as big if the fancy upstairs bar was used but I never saw anybody there. Maybe 20-25 ladies, some very attractive. Very lively atmosphere. Women at this club seemed to have the most fun of all the clubs I visited. They were constantly dancing at the bar and on top of the bar. It maybe because the women chose the music themselves. Food (grilled meat) was OK and bottled beer was free.

There were a couple of blondes I was interested in but they never smiled or looked at me, always chatting by themselves or wrapped around a presumably regular customer, so I never approached them. Saw an attractive brunette with nice tits at the bar. She was Sandra from Germany. Made the usual small talk and went to the room. Very nice, GFE session except for kissing since she had a slight cold.

Later that evening I saw a beautiful blonde with a nice ass, Evita from Slovakia, who was dancing up a storm and occasionally flirting with me while I was watching her dance. She danced non-stop for about an hour and a half, ignoring my attempts to get her to stop and chat. She finally got tired and went to sit at one of the patio tables. I sat with her, complimented her on her dancing, and asked her if she just danced or also went to the room with customers. She replied that it was her first day back and she really just wanted to dance but if I could wait a bit she would go to the room with me.

It was a very intense and passionate GFE session. After 40 minutes or so, I needed a rest so she took a cigarette break while we chatted. When I indicated that I was ready to resume, she said that she was tired and didn’t want to fuck anymore so she would only charge me for half an hour, which I reluctantly accepted (I would have preferred to pay the extra Euro 25 and get the full hour, she was so hot).

There were one or two other women I was thinking about going with but I just wasn’t up to it. When I left, Evita and some other women were still dancing up a storm. I really enjoyed this club and recommend it.

Warsteiner
09-14-08, 09:25
It's been a while since I've been to Samya but it's still one of my favourite clubs. The club has been completely refurbished since I was last there in July and there has been a new influx of girls. The main roon on the ground floor now has a bar in the centre, which makes the room much more intimate and friendly. The 1st floor still has the rooms and the 2nd floor is now a 'chill-out' type floor with a dozen or so TVs and fridges full of beer. The girls still stick to the ground floor.

I arrived at 3pm and there were quite a few men on the 2nd floor watching the football with a few men on the ground floor. There were about half a dozen women around so I knew that some were busy in the rooms. I hung around for an hour or so until the night shift came in and then made a decision.

Ginny from Germany
Height: 1,60m
Age: 19
Breast size: 75A
Hair: dark blonde, long

Ginny is a very friendly girl and has been at the club for only 9 days. There were only a few light kisses in the room and I put this down to the fact that she had a cold but after checking on the Samya website it doesn't mention that she kisses so this is the norm with her. Everything else was good including BBBJ, DATY and several positions. She gets into the session and you can tell she enjoys her work.

Looks - 7.5
Session - 7.5
Overall - 7.5
Repeat - yes, but would try some of the other girls first

After a rest period a few more girls had arrived and it was time for round two.

Valentine from Portugal but was brought up in Germany
Height: 1,60m
Age: 28
Breastsize: 70A
Hair: dark blonde, long

Valentine had arrived with another girl who was pretty decent looking and they both went to a room with one man. They returned about 30 mins later and I noticed that the man was at the door leaving. I thought that maybe he had only come for the one session but I don't think he was too happy about the session and had maybe left as he was so pissed off. he wasn't arguing with the girls but from what they were saying they knew he was happy with the session. I decided to take a chance with Valentine and we headed off to the room. She asked if I wanted her friend to come along as well and said 'no' and then as we were walking up the stairs she asked me again. I was starting to have doubts about the session and said that I only wanted the session with her. She was ok with this and didn't push the threesome again.

In the room there were only one or two kisses and she was only there for the action.

Looks - 7.5
Session - 5, too professional and we were out of the room with 30 seconds of finishing the session.
Overall - 5
Repeat - No. Valentine is a nice girl but just not my type.

I was speaking to Josi and just having a general chat and she was telling me that there is a Messe in town and the place was packed with Italian and Spanish men on Friday night. There were a group of Italian men there on Saturday and 2 of them ended up having a session with 2 girls. There was a problem regarding the payment and an argument ensued by the entrance. It was quite amusing to watch as one of the girls was Italian or just spoke it fluently. They were all rapidly jabbering away in Italian and the owner was stood there pretty clueless as to what was going on and trying to sort it out. I have no idea what the issue was but I get the impression the guys bit the bullet and paid the extra money but they weren't overly happy about it.

Samya is having its' 4th birthday party on Thursday 2nd October. The following day is a bank holiday in Germany so it will probably be packed. Everyone who enters gets a raffle ticket for a draw at 9pm. It's worth noting that you need to be present during the draw to claim a prize as if no-one claims during the draw they will keep drawing numbers until someone does. The prizes are:

1. Caribbean holiday including flight and hotel
2. U.S.A. holiday including flight and hotel
3. Turkey holiday including flight and hotel
4. London city break including flight and hotel
5. Paris city break including travel and hotel
6. Barcelona city break including travel and hotel
7. Ski-Halle Neuss incl. ski course/equipment hire/lunch
8. Ski-Halle Neuss incl. ski course/equipment hire/lunch
9. 30 min. with a girl of your choice
10. Samya entry voucher

There will be a band, cocktails and a decent buffet. According to Josi who has been to one of these parties before the girls really enjoy themselves with lots of drinking, etc. so it could be a good laugh.

Travelerb69
09-24-08, 09:08
I have been to this club 3 times during August and September. All girls reported are still on their site so also at the club. As reported here, there was a big change in its inner lay-out. I liked the second floor, a very relaxing place, but no girls stay there; they can do that but never saw any. On the ground floor, however, the new U-bar made worse what was already bad. For some reason sometimes it is very difficult to approach the girls and this added to the fact that they can not approach customers there can be a pain in the ass. On my first visit in August in particular there were several girls that either just wanted to dance and have fun, clearly not showing any interest in session, weird thing, or stayed together in groups at the same coach and never looked at the customers. These girls I did not see again on my second and third visits, so probably left the club. Food was always good, one of the best clubs regarding that, in my opinion.

Girls sessioned:

= Bilgy, blond curly hair, about 1,65. Born in Germany but of Turkish origin, she considers herself Turkish. This was the second time I fucked her, again very nice but I wanted to fuck somebody new and just could not because of the difficult to approach the girls I was interested in. Yes, that happens at Samya sometimes. She is nice and GFE;recommended, I just wanted a new girl.

Yoel, german, blond. On my second visit I spotted her and at first she looked snobbish and up nosed cause she took no notice of all customers, kept just chatting and playing with the other girls. I went to talk to her and she was immediately very friendly, so sometimes it is just appearance. She claims to speak almost no English but it is very passable. Beautiful young girl- she is only 19, and looks like that, 1,70, shoulder length hair. Great body and a lovely face with an innocent look. In the room, GFE, but not so skilled however. Nice BBJB. She does not allow CIM and specifically asked me not to do it. Amazingly, probably just because she said that I just felt in the mood for it, and sometimes I have lots of difficult to CIM. But I did not, I am a gentleman…I spent a few time talking to her before the session so it might have helped for her to open up$. I ended up fucking her twice on different days and recommend her.

Ginny, german, long brown hair, small girl, probably around 1,60. Has already been reported her before. Again german and just 19 years old, I think she has that age, but looks a bit older. Not so great in looks as Yoel, but great performance and very friendly. Speaks reasonable English. She kisses, allows daty, but it is a real PSE, not GFE. Likes it deep and hard and really enjoys the sex. If you have some connection with her she can get very wet. Recommended.


Brigitte, Czech, blond long hair, tall and a bit big, but not really fat. Smart, good English, friendly and easy going. In the room, again more PSE than GFE. Tried to up sell CIM but just once, was never annoying about it. She has a very nice body to fuck, lots of flesh without being fat, at least for my taste. She has pictures at their web site and they reflect the reality. Intend to repeat.

As a whole I like this club. As for the girls that sometimes look unaproachable, just go for them, it might be only appearance like Yoel and you can quickly find out.

Jackyo
09-24-08, 12:43
As for the girls that sometimes look unaproachable, just go for them, it might be only appearance like Yoel and you can quickly find out.
I don't know what it is about this club but some girls do look very unapproachable. Some if it is because they try to maintain a cool look. The theory is that the more aloof and disinterested they look, the more desirable they become. Combine that with them ignoring the guys and just talking amongst themselves, it is sometimes intimidating.

For some of them its entirely a facade. But for others, its for real.

I was reading a posting about Marlene on the French forum and the dude described her as a glacon blond, a blonde ice cube.

I had a big laugh reading this.

Marlow
10-01-08, 08:53
I think the layout in Samya is intentional. They want to discourage couch chit-chat and foreplay. Pick the girl go to the room, chummy, is their attitude. Suggested reasons for being unapproachable looking: they are bored with talking, can't talk, can only fuck. Looking accessible invites window shoppers, they hate that. Buy the goods don't fiddle with them, watdayatinkdisis a relationship! Yeah, I come from fuckastan, so what. Significant fact - the number of girls on the website with pics has dramatically decreased. Can only be bad news.
Second significant fact - once there was Samya now there's living room, Golden Time, Indira, residenz. More clubs means a degredation in service towards MacSex burgers.

Warsteiner
10-01-08, 18:28
I think the layout in Samya is intentional. They want to discourage couch chit-chat and foreplay. Pick the girl go to the room, chummy, is their attitude. Suggested reasons for being unapproachable looking: they are bored with talking, can't talk, can only fuck. Looking accessible invites window shoppers, they hate that. Buy the goods don't fiddle with them, watdayatinkdisis a relationship! Yeah, I come from fuckastan, so what. Significant fact - the number of girls on the website with pics has dramatically decreased. Can only be bad news.
Second significant fact - once there was Samya now there's living room, Golden Time, Indira, residenz. More clubs means a degredation in service towards MacSex burgers.

Yeah, I think the layout is intentional as it makes the main room smaller and everything more intimate. Samya has always been like a small bar where men can chat to women without having to go to the room with them. The 'stammgäste' are used to this. During a visit to the club a couple of weeks ago one of the locals was talking to Josi (who has been in the club for 2 years) and saying that he was chatting to one of the new girls and after 10 mins she said either we go to the room or we can't talk anymore. Josi's reaction was 'the girl is new and she will learn how things work here' so the girls who have been in the club for a while now this and the stammgäste like to get to know the woman before going to the room.

As for the photos on the website a lot of the girls are new and either don't want their photo on the website or haven't had time to get their photos taken/uploaded yet. I look at the photos as a bonus as they are a lot more personal than the photos you see on other club's websites, which are generally a group of women together and the picture taken from behind so you can't really see anything.

Bacon Sandwich
10-11-08, 20:08
Just a quick question on Samya, where I will be heading next week. Can anyone recommend a girl from their current lineup who has a good deep-throat technique? I try to teach it to girls as I go along, but nothing compares to a girl who already knows how to do it well. For the record, among the best I've encountered are Regi, the former porn star at Goldentime, who is amazing at it, and Jasmine, who used to be at Traum-Paradies but has since fallen out of the biz (unless anyone has seen her?). Any help would be appreciated!

Bacon

Warsteiner
10-12-08, 17:08
Just a quick question on Samya, where I will be heading next week. Can anyone recommend a girl from their current lineup who has a good deep-throat technique? I try to teach it to girls as I go along, but nothing compares to a girl who already knows how to do it well. For the record, among the best I've encountered are Regi, the former porn star at Goldentime, who is amazing at it, and Jasmine, who used to be at Traum-Paradies but has since fallen out of the biz (unless anyone has seen her?). Any help would be appreciated!

Bacon

I've not really had any deepthroat experiences in Samya as it's not really my thing but Josi always provides a good BBBJ and may do deepthroat if you ask her. She works most evenings so you should be able to catch up with her.

Bacon Sandwich
10-12-08, 18:47
I've not really had any deepthroat experiences in Samya as it's not really my thing but Josi always provides a good BBBJ and may do deepthroat if you ask her. She works most evenings so you should be able to catch up with her.Thanks very much for the info. I'll probably only be there the afternoon, so may miss her, but perhaps on a future visit. If anyone has other thoughts, recommendations, feel free to add them though!

Marlow
10-14-08, 08:53
If deep throat is your thing, then finding it in FKK clubs is like looking for the last surviving Dodo. You are more certain of finding this among private girls with their own apartments. I can make a few recommendations for you but you are in for 150 Euros an hour. (not me - the girls!)

Bacon Sandwich
10-16-08, 12:46
Found her! Celeste at Samya. She is slightly older, late 20s, early 30s, but her body is in very good shape. Polish. No English. But she will do absolutely anything, and really seemed to get into it. Also had two others while I was there, neither of whom was particularly memorable. Though, on the other hand, not bad either. One girl was black with big frizzy hair and the other was a very young Polish girl. Can't go wrong with Celeste, though, imho.

Warsteiner
10-17-08, 10:43
Thur 16th Oct

I was just getting over the flu/bad cold and was a bit pissed off at work so I thought I would head over to Samya for the evening and could at least sweat the last remaining parts of the flu out of me.

I arrived at about 5pm and there were a couple of guys just leaving. After showering I headed upstairs and there were about 15 women present so I knew a few girls must be in the zimmer. I waited around for a while to see if any girls would appear and a few did. I decided to go with Deline:

Deline from Germany (she isn't on the site at the mo)
Height: 1,75m
Age: 19 or so
Breast size: B cup
Hair: dark black, long

She has been working in the club since June and fter a chat we headed off to the room. Light kissing with a really nice, long, slow BBBJ followed by a couple of positions.


Looks - 8.5
Session - 8, several positions and there was no rush to get out of the room.
Overall - 8
Repeat - Yes

I had a couple of saunas and left at about 9pm and the next day - no flu/bad cold so sex and a sauna must be better than any medicine :)

Thur 16th Oct

I wasn't planning to have a visit on this day but received an email saying that today was Samya Newsletter day. This means that if you enter between a particular time (today was 5pm-6pm) you pay your €50 as usual and then receive a voucher (credit card) that allows you free entry next time.

I arrived at 5:01pm, paid and received my free entry voucher and then after showering headed upstairs. There were a couple of girls from my last visit that were on the to-do list; one was a complete tennie type (not Marleen) who looks very similar to Romina of GT fame but is a few cm's taller and the other was a vampish looking woman who was always busy and looked like 'she knew the score'. She reminds me of a character in the PC game BloodRayne, which was also made into a (bloody awful) film.

The club was fairly busy and every few minutes the door bell would ring again with more men taking advantage of the Newsletter day. I was going to make a move early but the line-up was a bit limited and I knew there were plenty of women that were in the room. I saw the tennie girl leave at about 5:30pm :( so she will have to remain on the to-do list. I've been trying to work out who she if from the Samya website but can't so if anyone knows who she is let me know. Description - shoulder length blond/brown hair, about 170cm, very tight body (especially the ass) with A/B cup breasts.

The vampish woman was around but always busy so I decided to wait. at about 8pm I finally managed to get hold of Yve (vampish woman):

Yve from Germany
Height: 1,71m
Age: 28
Breast: 75A
Hair: Brown with red streaks, short

She has been in the club since June/July and it was obvious from talking to her that she liked sex and after chatting to her for about 1 min said 'I really love a good anal session'. I was eager to get to the room but they were all busy so we ended up waiting about 15 minutes.

In the room this girl is wild, very DFK (Regi style) ,deepthroat (take note Bacon Sandwich), anal and CIM. She really gets into the session. "Do you mind if we use a dildo in my ass before anal?" she asks - decisions, decisions :) Needless to say we had great session and she is on the repeat list.

Looks - 9, quite a petite, hard-bodied type
Session - 10 WOW
Overall - 10
Repeat - Definitely, she is very popular but worth waiting for.

I had a couple of saunas and then left at about 10.

Overall a couple of good visits and will be using my free entry voucher fairly soon. Samya remains one of my favourite clubs due to its' location and the fact that there are always at least 6 or so women that I would happily session with.

Mattador
10-27-08, 00:27
I visited Samya last Wednesday. I arrived around 6pm, and left just before Midnight. I kind of liked the new bar, although I would tend to agree that it makes the girls less approachable, plus it allows less couch-time with girls. Upstairs bar was completely empty the whole time. All and all, there were around 15-20 men, with around 15 girls.

First girl was Yve. She was in a very sexy outfit. We made eye contact over the bar, and she came over in just a second. 15 mins of flirting, and then up to the room. She pulled the dildo in the middle of the session, and asked me to shove it up her ass. This cost me an extra 25 euros, but who cares. Overall, quite a good session, even though I knew half of her act was fake. Will not hesitate to repeat her.

Then I had a long break for almost 90 minutes. It was the rush hour, and all girls (read : all nice girls) were booked, several of them even waiting for room keys with their customers.

Second girl was Kitty from Germany. Nice body. She had a very soft, white skin. Web-page says she is 19, but she looked slightly older, say 22-23. We made out a bit on the couch, then moved to the room. Her english was very limited. So was my german.
She was good, but not exceptional. She complied with every request, and had a very friendly attitude the whole time. Even offerred me a massage after the session as the time was not over yet.
I then followed her recommendation for the professional massage downstairs. It was simply great. Strongly recommended. Costs 50 euro for 30min. Might repeat.

My third girl was Karla from Romania. She is a very petite blond girl with a great smile. She was chatting with her friends by the counter, and I probably spent 15 minutes to attract her attention. Could not succeed. So I had to stand up, approach her, and ask her if she would join me. She sat next to me on the couch. She told me it's her first day in Samya. I tend to believe her now as she did not know how to get the key (she had to ask her friends help her), she did not know where the rooms were, she did not know how the payment system worked! She could not be making all these up! She was like the innocent girl-next door. However, her performance in bed was great. She was really into it, as if she had not made love for months. She came before me. I regret I did not stay an extra 30 minutes with her. Will definitely repeat.

Last girl was Grezia, an Italian/German. Unlike others, she actually was trying to attract my attention. I told her I am too tired, thus will call it a night. She offerred great sex, great massage. Yes, thanks, I know this story. We sat together and chatted for almost half-an-hour. The place was not busy any more at all. I then agreed to go to the room for her as a compliment to pay her time for the chat. It was just an OK session. She has a nice body, and a nice face. Might repeat her depending on the mood, and availability of others.

happy mongering
ciao

Mathias037
11-09-08, 23:27
He was chatting to one of the new girls and after 10 mins she said either we go to the room or we can't talk anymore. Josi's reaction was 'the girl is new and she will learn how things work here' so the girls who have been in the club for a while now this and the stammgäste like to get to know the woman before going to the room.

I must admit, that I have been pissed of many times, because the girl I wanted to fuck was sitting with someone for a half an hour or more and discussing with him. What did they have to talk so much? I want to screw her, and she is sitting with someone and talk, talk.

The most critical are Partytreffs (Traumland Muenster), since there is obviously no incentive for girls to fuck very much and they like to sit down and talk to regulars. I welcome every initiative from the club owners to limit long talking with the girls.

Marlow
11-18-08, 17:28
A word of warning to guys visiting Samya, which it has been noted has taken a turn for the worse with the new lay out. A German monger reports that a girl called Beverley once in the room told him that she wasn't going to have any truck with the 75Euro one hour tariff as posted by the management and demanded 100Euro from him. He refused and paid a fifty for the half hour. all of which soured the session.
But good for him. Though bad news that scamming is becoming more common place.
My penny's worth of reasoning on this is the tax and daily 'rent' fee girls are paying which as one girl told me means 'the first guest is for the club, the second for the state'.
All the same a darn sight better than the UK where I read the Home Secretary is about to ban prostitution altogether and start naming and shaming mongers. Maybe someone should whisper in her shell-like ear that sex has also been globalised along with the free markets.
Perhaps German clubs should start taking our page adverts in Arena, and GC and such.

Jackyo
11-18-08, 18:03
A word of warning to guys visiting Samya, which it has been noted has taken a turn for the worse with the new lay out. A German monger reports that a girl called Beverley once in the room told him that she wasn't going to have any truck with the 75Euro one hour tariff as posted by the management and demanded 100Euro from him. He refused and paid a fifty for the half hour. all of which soured the session.
But good for him. Though bad news that scamming is becoming more common place.
My penny's worth of reasoning on this is the tax and daily 'rent' fee girls are paying which as one girl told me means 'the first guest is for the club, the second for the state'.
All the same a darn sight better than the UK where I read the Home Secretary is about to ban prostitution altogether and start naming and shaming mongers. Maybe someone should whisper in her shell-like ear that sex has also been globalised along with the free markets.
Perhaps German clubs should start taking our page adverts in Arena, and GC and such.
Haven't the clubs and the girls been reading the papers (or do they even read the papers at all?)? Germany is officially in a recession and so is the rest of Europe, for that matter.

As to them extracting the fees by running scams, they should know better.

Providing customer service is what brings the guests back. Customer relationship management is what matters in this line of work. A transactional mindset will only have the opposite effect.

Zelatrix
11-19-08, 00:42
i arrived at around 6 pm on saturday. the lady on reception explained the ropes in good english, although i already knew them thanks to you guys. i popped down stairs, put my gear in the locker and went for a shower.

the first guy i saw was in the shower. he was in his late 60’s maybe early seventies. i thought that probably he came just to watch and smiled to myself.

i put on my robe and went upstairs to the bar. i felt a little odd in my white robe and rubber slippers, but all the other guys were in the same gear so what the heck. i sat next to the old guy from the shower. he went and got some grub and i did the same. i sat around eating for about 20 minutes admiring the ladies. their were around 20, 10 of whom i would happily date 4 stunners and one ice maiden. so with 10 ladies on my dance card but only one todger i was a little overwhelmed.

i set my sights on a petit blonde lady, who i later found out was called katie, from finland. just as i was about to get up and introduce myself the old guy puts down his plate, briskly limps over to her and whispers something in her ear. she promptly disappeared and came back 5 minutes later wearing some stockings and what i can best describe as ‘arm stockings’. they tootle of together and i see the old guy about half an hour later.

back in blighty this guy would be sitting in a pub drinking warm beer and playing dominos. in germany he’s living the dream. this is the kind of guy who should be touring schools lecturing the boys on how to live their lives. do they have an honours system in germany?

thinking about it if this club was in blighty there would be a platoon of bouncers, risking life and limb (so to speak) keeping order. in fact i couldn’t even work out who was in charge. more often than not only punters and girls were visible in the bar. maybe dr no was out the back monitoring the rooms via cctv, but the place just seemed to run with teutonic ease.

on two occasion’s two different ladies knocked their glasses to the floor. fortunately both the glasses lost. they each tottered of to the kitchen, topless in their high heels and came back with a dust pan and brush. this was my type of housework. my only sadness was that my gentleman travelling companion, the elephant man was unable to accompany me on this tour of booty and missed this vignette. sadder was that he also missed out on the easy jet announcement lady with the slight speech impediment and the camp german guy at köln hbf tourist info. you had to be there.

none of the other gentleman made much effort to speak to me. however i spoke to around 5 guys and found them to be very friendly and pleasant. i ended up spending a few hours in the company of one guy (in between our sessions). this was despite my total lack of german. one of the guys couldn’t get over me coming all the way from england just to hang out in an fkk club. i tried to explain that even allowing for flights, hotels etc it worked out considerably cheaper than home, a country where ladies in a lap dancing club touching, yes touching the men recently sparked a 40 minute tv documentary.

the first girl on my dance card was chloe. she was german and worked every now and again when she was short of money. we had an average session but i didn’t and wouldn’t repeat. i did like that she wore her high heels in bed. nice touch and i didn’t have to ask. i also liked that as she wasn’t making a living in the fuck factory 24/7. she was semi civilian and so much more into the sex. so i guess the fact that i wouldn’t repeat is more a reflection on the great looks of the other ladies, rather than anything she did wrong.

i had three more dances (don’t feel inadequate, i came back on sunday) all with katie, from finland. she had fantastic body, spoke good english, was fairly willing to please and pleasant. i would definitely repeat, although i want to try some of the other ladies next time. one time she took me to a room with wall to wall mirrors at no extra charge. i really enjoyed watching her at work and i have to say that i enjoyed admiring my own rather magnificent physique too. apparently they have a fetish room. not my thing, but i thought i would mention it.

that reminds me. i always like to be well dressed for the ladies and turned up looking rather dashing. however they only got to see me in my egalitarian robe, so i ended up going to a lot of trouble for nothing. next time i am going to rock up in my jeans and trainers. yes there will be a next time, hopefully in january and hopefully with the elephant man.

back to the ice maiden. she put the s back into stunning. i did approach her but she claimed (via body language) not to speak english so i had to walk off. whether this was the case or she didn’t like me (improbable but theoretically possible) or was waiting for a regular, i don’t know. over the course of the two days i did see here disappearing off with guys and even smiling so i don’t think she’s a non combatant. anyway i am keen to make her acquaintance on my next visit and so intend to learn a few pertinent words in german, if nothing but to eliminate lack of language as the issue.

spreadit crunch- tm zelatrix


a few tit bits for the cost conscious monger in these difficult days.

from the railway station at the airport its about 4 euros to michaelsoven station which is about a 5 minute walk from samya.

entrance to the club is 50 euro’s. there is food out for most of the day and you can help yourself to this plus soft drinks and beers at any time all covered by the 50 euros. coffee is available but you have to ask. i saw the girls helping out in this regard when asked.

sessions are 50 euros for half an hour. extras are on top but i was happy with what i got, which was uncovered bj plus sex in multiple positions.

hotel room cost about 50 euros per night.

flights from gatwick less than £60 return, for a weekend, all in, if you book in advance.

so i will definitely repeat. maybe i will try other clubs but at least until i have worked through my ‘to do’ list i want to thoroughly mine the samya seam.

thanks again to excess for recommending koln and samya.

thanks again to all of you for detailed info about the club, directions and train lines etc. i would have done far less mongering and far more dicking about without them.

your most gallant correspondent,

zelatrix c.b.e

ps about my schools german teacher. thinking back had he showed zelatrix junior age 13, a picture of an fkk club, zelatrix and his classmates would have left school with phd’s in german. he could have sat out the war, so to speak, in the staff room, with his feet up, just tossing us the occasional educational bone. we would have done the rest. instead he choose to do it the hard way. because of him i didn’t get to date the ice maiden.

Excess
11-19-08, 09:57
and thanks very much for your comprehensive report on first dipping your toe into the FKK scene. Glad you found it appealing and are looking forward to another visit or two or thr.......

Two words come to mind .... Popped and Cherry.

We will mark your report card as: " Zelatrix has proven to be a fast learner who will go far. He earned his white robe and belt flying solo and we expect that the boy will continue to excel in his studies now that he has entered the halls of FKK land. The next hurdle, which we expect he will handle with ease, will be the 'Oral Prüfung". Summary, the boy is a natural."

And if you thought your elderly colleague at samya was motoring, just wait till you view the pensioners at Bernd's. It is reassuring to me at least that it IS possible to grow old disgracefuly at Bernd's.

Note from the headmaster, Jackyo. "Zelatrix has shown that he is just about ready to graduate to the Hochschule -Bernd's, assuming a satisfactory 'Oral Prüfung' ".

Sorry Jackyo - couldn't resist.

E.