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AttilaTheHun
08-26-25, 17:24
This information about K-permit was good, I did not know that there is this option or I had forgot, and that you need to prove so big income, 2 k dollars.
However, you are also saying that visa extension for the tourist visa is no more allowed. Like I said, my source in immigration says that nothing has changed. I am using this method, getting three months visa and then three more months as extension, so six months. Then I leave.
So what has changed? Is there change if you stay more than six months? There is just discussion about what it said in some discussion web page, there is no official announcement in any immigration webpageThis is what the competition is doing. Now compare that to what Kenya and Uganda offers is monkey business.
SuperChuck
08-27-25, 08:44
Most of the people that I know in Mombasa, they come there for six months, using tourist visa three months and then extension three months. And then going back to Europe to enjoy European summer. And then some come many times a year, for shorter trips. Some expats use some bribery or some system to extent their stay after six months even for years, I don't know exactly how they do it.
I don't know K-permit users and how many people are using that in Mombasa / Mwtapa.
This discussion started about tourist visa three months + extension three months. According my immigration source, no change on that. Unless somebody demonstrate some immigration official web page I consider this as just a rumour.
About K-permit visa, I don't care right now. This discussion is little bit confusing.I don't know why, but I haven't seen a single official page or document mentioning this news yet. It's truly strange, because whoever wrote this enormous lie claimed to have received it from "important sources in the Department of Immigration. " We're waiting with bated breath. In the meantime, I've called Mr. Ruto on his private number and he assured he'll personally handle the situation.
Yes it is. And most retirement destinations in Central and South America require less. Panama and Costa Rica: Requires a minimum monthly income of $1,000 USD. Peru: $1,000 USD Colombia: Requires an income equivalent to 3 x Colombia's minimum wage, which was approximately $970 USD in 2025. Argentina: $1,390, Ecuador: $1,275, Nicaragua: $600, Philippines $800, Cambodia: No requirements. And finally Thailand: $2000! The same as in Kenya. However, the visa fee is max $400 per year. Kenya is out pricing itself vs. The most popular countries. Uganda impose even crazier prices than Kenya. They are purposely discouraging US / Canadian retirees moving to those countries. But the real dealbreaker is the $2000 us for visa fee per year! I don't know any popular retirement destination countries doing that, not even close.Ah. I see you're an expert on retirement programs. Like me. LOL. There are some cheap and very easy to get African resident permits.
One of my hobbies to research them. Kenya has one of the worst. I had so far three residence permits of sub-Saharan African countries. While I'm not planning to move from Madagascar. It's always good to have a backup residence permit. I might go for a fourth one. But I'll not mention here which country. And where to get it. The times of freebies are over.
Mwalimu.
As previously mentioned. For Uganda and Kenya become a holy man. With the right contacts and some dollars invested it's fairly easy. Rwanda is still there cheapest and easiest to get since immigration changed the wording from the HNWI Visa to just visa. LOL. Which HNWI wants to move to Rwanda. LOL.
BTW. Nicaragua raised the Pensionado to 1000 $ and Retirado to 1250 $. So. Not so cheap any more. With government fees of 750 $.
AttilaTheHun
09-01-25, 17:10
Ah. I see you're an expert on retirement programs. Like me. LOL. There are some cheap and very easy to get African resident permits.
One of my hobbies to research them. Kenya has one of the worst. I had so far three residence permits of sub-Saharan African countries. While I'm not planning to move from Madagascar. It's always good to have a backup residence permit. I might go for a fourth one. But I'll not mention here which country. And where to get it. The times of freebies are over.
Mwalimu.
As previously mentioned. For Uganda and Kenya become a holy man. With the right contacts and some dollars invested it's fairly easy. Rwanda is still there cheapest and easiest to get since immigration changed the wording from the HNWI Visa to just visa. LOL. Which HNWI wants to move to Rwanda. LOL.
BTW. Nicaragua raised the Pensionado to 1000 $ and Retirado to 1250 $. So. Not so cheap any more. With government fees of 750 $.I don't research non-English Speaking countries. The countries I find easy and straightforward are Zambia, SA, Botswana and maybe even Malawi. West African countries don't interest me, so I just skip them all together. The fees you were quoting for Nicaragua are the first time set up fees. After that the residency card has to be updated every 6 months and that cost about $58 us. Nicaragua doesn't have a visa renewal fee for the retirement visa. Even though the first year is not cheap that's a far cry from the $2000 us the Kenyan government is charging yearly.
AttilaTheHun
09-01-25, 17:55
I don't know why, but I haven't seen a single official page or document mentioning this news yet. It's truly strange, because whoever wrote this enormous lie claimed to have received it from "important sources in the Department of Immigration. " We're waiting with bated breath. In the meantime, I've called Mr. Ruto on his private number and he assured he'll personally handle the situation.The news about ending the tourist Visa extension came from both a Kenyan YouTuber and an American YouTuber who I follow and based in Nairobi. However, I wasn't able to find any more info on the web. Until I found a message board on Tripadvisor where a British man wrote about his experience at Nyayo House. I included the screenshot. He was there on July,31st and he was told there were no extensions from that day on. The directive was given on that very same day. He saw the document on the manager's screen. Then another person commented just recently on the 29th of Aug. That his Visitor pass extensions was accepted yes, he got it last week. And he also wrote that the online appointment system isn't working, you need to go to the embassy after submitting. Another person said he got his on the 15th of August in Mombasa. It seems that Nyayo House showed him something on a computer that was a scam. Unfortunately, it could well have been an attempt to obtain a bribe. If this is true than Nyayo house is compromised. Why I'm not surprised anymore?
I don't research non-English Speaking countries. The countries I find easy and straightforward are Zambia, SA, Botswana and maybe even Malawi. West African countries don't interest me, so I just skip them all together. The fees you were quoting for Nicaragua are the first time set up fees. After that the residency card has to be updated every 6 months and that cost about $58 us. Nicaragua doesn't have a visa renewal fee for the retirement visa. Even though the first year is not cheap that's a far cry from the $2000 us the Kenyan government is charging yearly.Uganda and Tanzania are English speaking countries as you surely know. But you don't consider them as easy countries since you don't list them? I liked Uganda but no beach. And Tanzania is OK in my opinion but I like Mombasa more.
I just got my passport stamped at Immigration 15 min ago. It cost KSh 6500, same as my last extension last March.
I asked if there was any truth to the rumor that no extensions were being granted. I was told that a few weeks ago immigration was given a directive that no extensions were to be processed. The directive lasted a couple weeks but that directive is no longer in effect.
Although it caused some angst, I for one appreciate the heads up. If the directive had remained in effect and I don’t know about it, it could’ve put me and my plans into turmoil.
SuperChuck
09-02-25, 10:37
I just got my passport stamped at Immigration 15 min ago. It cost KSh 6500, same as my last extension last March.
I asked if the rumor was true that no extensions were being granted. I was told that they were given a directive that no extensions were to be given out. The directive was for only a couple weeks but that directive is no longer in effect.Poor Professor Mwalimu, he continues to be proven wrong. We await new astonishing declarations from the Malagasy Messiah.
AttilaTheHun
09-02-25, 13:03
Poor Professor Mwalimu, he continues to be proven wrong. We await new astonishing declarations from the Malagasy Messiah.To be fair, the time he asked his connections at Nyayo house there was indeed a directive that no extensions were to be processed. He was right that time. If the Kenyan government is in the habit of changing their policies every 2 weeks, then it's on them, not on him. This happened in the past already when the government backed down because of a strong push-back. We're trying, myself included to help the community with the best info we have on the ground. We can't hold each other responsible for changing (back and forth) government polices. Likewise, we report and keep an eye on it. If we see a change, we report on it.
AttilaTheHun
09-02-25, 13:18
Uganda and Tanzania are English speaking countries as you surely know. But you don't consider them as easy countries since you don't list them? I liked Uganda but no beach. And Tanzania is OK in my opinion but I like Mombasa more.To my knowledge Tanzania is not an English-speaking country. You may get along with basic English at tourist areas, but that's not what I'm looking for. Uganda has a K visa program even worse than the Kenyan's. It's a total Rip-off scam. Since I'm looking for an English-speaking African country with reasonable retirement / resident visa program. I'm not fun of the visa runs. But I'm putting up with it because I like Mombasa. My list is of countries with a reasonable, straightforward retirement visa process.
Poor Professor Mwalimu, he continues to be proven wrong. We await new astonishing declarations from the Malagasy Messiah.I'm not sure what you think you read but the extension halt was short lived, is now over but it was very real. I myself found evidence using AI. However, I'm just learning AI and not confident.
If anyone was rejected, go directly to the immigration office yourself on your own behalf. They are easy to work with.
SuperChuck
09-03-25, 08:08
To be fair, the time he asked his connections at Nyayo house there was indeed a directive that no extensions were to be processed. He was right that time. If the Kenyan government is in the habit of changing their policies every 2 weeks, then it's on them, not on him. This happened in the past already when the government backed down because of a strong push-back. We're trying, myself included to help the community with the best info we have on the ground. We can't hold each other responsible for changing (back and forth) government polices. Likewise, we report and keep an eye on it. If we see a change, we report on it.It would have been enough to wait a few days.
If indeed anyone here knows Africa better than his mom as they keep claiming (. The mwalimu.), then they should know that nothing is certain.
Today is white and tomorrow is grey. Maybe it's directly red.
Instead of terrorizing users by boasting knowledge in the Immigration Offices of Mombasa which is located 1860 km from you.
It's conceit that I don't like, no one is infallible.
Making a mistake happens to everyone. Me first.
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If you have had some very bad experience that forced you to abandon the place, it doesn't mean that you have to denigrate it and offend those who are comfortable with it.
If you've simply gotten tired and wanted to have new adventures elsewhere, it doesn't mean you have to denigrate it and offend those who are comfortable with it.
All the times.
Those who don't respect don't deserve respect.
Good life.
AttilaTheHun
09-03-25, 21:50
It would have been enough to wait a few days.
If indeed anyone here knows Africa better than his mom as they keep claiming (. The mwalimu.), then they should know that nothing is certain.
Today is white and tomorrow is grey. Maybe it's directly red.
Instead of terrorizing users by boasting knowledge in the Immigration Offices of Mombasa which is located 1860 km from you.
It's conceit that I don't like, no one is infallible.
Making a mistake happens to everyone. Me first.
But if you smear your NOT certain news with really offensive personal judgments (. Mtwapa's old failed serial drunkards.) then that's no good.
If you have had some very bad experience that forced you to abandon the place, it doesn't mean that you have to denigrate it and offend those who are comfortable with it.
If you've simply gotten tired and wanted to have new adventures elsewhere, it doesn't mean you have to denigrate it and offend those who are comfortable with it.
All the times.
Those who don't respect don't deserve respect.
Good life.If I walk into my local Immigration office, or at Nyayo house and I'm told there are no more exctentions. Or someone else who I know has that experience / information, I will have him or me share that information on that same day right here on this forum. As much as it made me and others feel upset and forced me to think of plan B, it didn't terrorize me. That's just hysterical. By the same token, I'm also glad Slowalk didint wait for days letting us know his experience at immagarion and let us all know on the same day that the extensions are back. He or anyone else shouldn't have to wait days to inform us of any changes. For what? Just to be sure that the govenment won't change its mind? If you have personal issues with someone. Even if its valid. Bring it to him by addressing that without pushing some "Gotcha" revenge agenda to impose some new rules of waitng for days?
Explorer8939
09-04-25, 03:54
Anyone getting laid in Mombasa?
Someone told me to RTFF, but its all about visas.
Something happened to me last night. I met this lady around Club Naiz in Mtwapa. I asked her to follow me to my apartment at Cowry Shell Beach apartments. She asked for 5,000. I said no way and countered with 2,000 KES. We finally agreed on 2,500. Before we left, I specifically asked her if she gives Blowjobs (and if she knows how to give them). She told me she can give BJs and will give me. I love to be sucked before I bang. Very important to me. She seemed like a nice and sensible person. We got to my room and we started talking. She claimed to be a nurse based in Qatar back in Mombasa for holidays and heading back there when the holidays were over. No problem. She asked for her money upfront. No problem. I gave her. Time to sex, she turns around and says she does not give BJs. I was shocked. But I specifically asked you, I told her. She said she does not do BJs. Her whole countenance changed. I got so pissed off I asked her to leave in the dead of the night. When she left. I went back to my MPESA app and asked for MPESA to reverse the 2,500 transaction. To my surprise, they reversed the transaction and refunded me today. I'm so happy. Meanwhile, the lady wrote me this morning after the transaction was revrsed threatening to bring a policeman to my apartment to 'deal' with me. She must be joking. Stupid girl.
AttilaTheHun
09-04-25, 23:27
Something happened to me last night. I met this lady around Club Naiz in Mtwapa. I asked her to follow me to my apartment at Cowry Shell Beach apartments. She asked for 5,000. I said no way and countered with 2,000 KES. We finally agreed on 2,500. Before we left, I specifically asked her if she gives Blowjobs (and if she knows how to give them). She told me she can give BJs and will give me. I love to be sucked before I bang. Very important to me. She seemed like a nice and sensible person. We got to my room and we started talking. She claimed to be a nurse based in Qatar back in Mombasa for holidays and heading back there when the holidays were over. No problem. She asked for her money upfront. No problem. I gave her. Time to sex, she turns around and says she does not give BJs. I was shocked. But I specifically asked you, I told her. She said she does not do BJs. Her whole countenance changed. I got so pissed off I asked her to leave in the dead of the night. When she left. I went back to my MPESA app and asked for MPESA to reverse the 2,500 transaction. To my surprise, they reversed the transaction and refunded me today. I'm so happy. Meanwhile, the lady wrote me this morning after the transaction was reversed, threatening to bring a policeman to my apartment to 'deal' with me. She must be joking. Stupid girl.If a girl worked overseas, that means her expectations are not Africa based. Girls like her feel entitled for more, based on what she could get in Qatar. It's best to avoid them. A Kenyan friend told me that in Nairobi a bribe of 2. 5 k ksh is enough to have the police come to your place with her to harass you. In Mtawapa maybe even less.
Something happened to me last night. I met this lady around Club Naiz in Mtwapa. I asked her to follow me to my apartment at Cowry Shell Beach apartments. She asked for 5,000. I said no way and countered with 2,000 KES. We finally agreed on 2,500. Before we left, I specifically asked her if she gives Blowjobs (and if she knows how to give them). She told me she can give BJs and will give me. I love to be sucked before I bang. Very important to me. She seemed like a nice and sensible person. We got to my room and we started talking. She claimed to be a nurse based in Qatar back in Mombasa for holidays and heading back there when the holidays were over. No problem. She asked for her money upfront. No problem. I gave her. Time to sex, she turns around and says she does not give BJs. I was shocked. But I specifically asked you, I told her. She said she does not do BJs. Her whole countenance changed. I got so pissed off I asked her to leave in the dead of the night. When she left. I went back to my MPESA app and asked for MPESA to reverse the 2,500 transaction. To my surprise, they reversed the transaction and refunded me today. I'm so happy. Meanwhile, the lady wrote me this morning after the transaction was revrsed threatening to bring a policeman to my apartment to 'deal' with me. She must be joking. Stupid girl.Well. What you expect? First mistake. Never pay up front. That alone would set off all my alarm bells ringing. Club Naiz? She's a hooker and took you for a ride man. They lie when they open their mouth. I never negotiate. I tell her what she gets. 2 k for the night. 1 k for a quick shag. I'd never pay with mPesa either. Ok. You reversed the charges. Sure. If she happens to know a police man or complain to the tourist police they will be happy of relieving you of more of your hard earned money on trumped up charges. Like attempted rape. Very popular.
Mwalimu.
Anyone know if it's possible and where, I can buy Descovy?
Preferably in Mtwapa.
Do you know the price?
Anyone getting laid in Mombasa?
Someone told me to RTFF, but it’s all about visas.I'm loving these young, tender bubble butts. I'm giving a gift between 2 k and 4 k. No one has disappointed me. I am straightforward with the young ladies and they like that. Only friends with benefits. I don't have time to play the long term relationship game.
Llantarnam
09-08-25, 14:59
I'm loving these young, tender bubble butts. I'm giving a gift between 2 k and 4 k. No one has disappointed me. I am straightforward with the young ladies and they like that. Only friends with benefits. I don't have time to play the long term relationship game.Pleased to see somebody is having a good time.
Where is your main hunting ground.
Ekkekkazzo
09-09-25, 14:16
Hello to all the brats of this fantastic forum. Thank you for welcoming me.
I have been going to Kenya for years and it was fun to read the reports or the simple adventures you have experienced.
I apologize for my comical English but I hope you will understand.
How I wish I had discovered this forum sooner! Unfortunately, I had to experience it firsthand. With my part of pain.
I would like to respond to a few of you but the topics are many.
Does anyone really still go to Naiz? I pass in front of it every now and then but then I change direction.
Maybe I've grown old.
I'll take some time to respond to some of you in the previous 3-4 pages.
Because there is not much more to discover in Kenya.
Apart from the fact that they are terrible women eheheheheheh.
AttilaTheHun
09-09-25, 17:45
Hello to all the brats of this fantastic forum. Thank you for welcoming me.
I have been going to Kenya for years and it was fun to read the reports or the simple adventures you have experienced.
I apologize for my comical English but I hope you will understand.
How I wish I had discovered this forum sooner! Unfortunately, I had to experience it firsthand. With my part of pain.
I would like to respond to a few of you but the topics are many.
Does anyone really still go to Naiz? I pass in front of it every now and then but then I change direction.
Maybe I've grown old.
I'll take some time to respond to some of you in the previous 3-4 pages.
Because there is not much more to discover in Kenya.
Apart from the fact that they are terrible women eheheheheheh.There is not much more to discover in Kenya? Get out of the grid and try something adventurous, like one of the contributors did on this forum. He went to Mt Elgon and got laid by some curious local girls. Or Try Kisumu like the author of the E-Book, Eat F*ck Love: East Africa: Steamy Sex, Love Lessons, and Enlightening Epiphanies on the African Savannah. He used to swim naked with the local girls in Lake Victoria. LOL, just watch out for the hippos. Or getting traditional erotic Maasai massage. I myself going to Lake Turkana (Lake Rudolph) and the Teleki volcano with a Turkana girl.
Something happened to me last night. I met this lady around Club Naiz in Mtwapa. I asked her to follow me to my apartment at Cowry Shell Beach apartments. She asked for 5,000. I said no way and countered with 2,000 KES. We finally agreed on 2,500. Before we left, I specifically asked her if she gives Blowjobs (and if she knows how to give them). She told me she can give BJs and will give me. I love to be sucked before I bang. Very important to me. She seemed like a nice and sensible person. We got to my room and we started talking. She claimed to be a nurse based in Qatar back in Mombasa for holidays and heading back there when the holidays were over. No problem. She asked for her money upfront. No problem. I gave her. Time to sex, she turns around and says she does not give BJs. I was shocked. But I specifically asked you, I told her. She said she does not do BJs. Her whole countenance changed. I got so pissed off I asked her to leave in the dead of the night. When she left. I went back to my MPESA app and asked for MPESA to reverse the 2,500 transaction. To my surprise, they reversed the transaction and refunded me today. I'm so happy. Meanwhile, the lady wrote me this morning after the transaction was revrsed threatening to bring a policeman to my apartment to 'deal' with me. She must be joking. Stupid girl.I hate thoses girls that are lying about the blowjob, that has happened to me also many times. They are calculating that guy pays anyway, and in my case they are right. I just pay to get rid of the girl and avoid the big drama. Then I try to save that girl face in my memory to not to take her again.
Mpesa will return your payment if the receiver has not spend the money already. I have send money several times to wrong number (I have misspelled) or to somebody's old number. Usually wrong receiver knows this rule and they spend the money fast or send it to somebody else.
This policeman stuff is not empty threat, that is happening a lot in Mwtapa. Maybe being in big hotel is protecting you? You are in Shanzy anyway.
What happenes in Mwtapa, girl tells police your apartment, and I am sure that girl will get some slice of the price money. Police will come and look for photos of any naked girls from your phone and camera, sex toys and drugs, all of them illegal in Kenya. And of course cash money, to see how much they can rob from you.
This is very difficult situation, you are alone against seasoned crooks (police), who have done this many times, and know how to make you scared and pay money. If you don't know which of your many girls was the one who told your location and they find it out, they tell you that it was underage girl, and they can only tell her name when you are in court. Many years in prison, deportation, and huge amount of money are of course mentioned. You start to think that maybe one of the girl was underage with fake ID.
Some advices in this situation: Keep your cool. If these predators can smell fear, money demands go very high. Call somebody local there to help you with negotiations, so that you are not alone, for example apartment owner. Maybe that local person can have some estimate what is a reasonable bribe. Lie as much as they do, no cash, mpesa is low, you have small limit in ATM, so you can pay only small bribe. You don't want to go police station, but also theses guys don't want to go there, even though they are all the time threating to take you there is your don't pay upfront. If they take you to the station, they have to share money with police chief.
These fine gentlemen will give you long talks about moral, although they will use your money for working girls and alcohol.
Somebody should find out what are victims right in this situation, victim meaning some of us. Do you really have to let police to come in without any warranty? Maybe some lawyer should be consulted. If they manage to get in your apartment, they will not leave without some money.
Ekkekkazzo
09-10-25, 08:25
There is not much more to discover in Kenya? Get out of the grid and try something adventurous, like one of the contributors did on this forum. He went to Mt Elgon and got laid by some curious local girls. Or Try Kisumu like the author of the E-Book, Eat F*ck Love: East Africa: Steamy Sex, Love Lessons, and Enlightening Epiphanies on the African Savannah. He used to swim naked with the local girls in Lake Victoria. LOL, just watch out for the hippos. Or getting traditional erotic Maasai massage. I myself going to Lake Turkana (Lake Rudolph) and the Teleki volcano with a Turkana girl.Forgive me, I was referring to the fact that there is not much to find out about girls in Kenya.
But the country is beautiful.
I remember many pleasant moments in Naivasha, Nakuru, Kisumu or Homa Bay.
An ice-cold beer in a hidden pub in Jericho and visits to tea plantations.
I miss Turkana but it's too adventurous an adventure for my age.
Ekkekkazzo
09-10-25, 12:40
I read as much as I could about the entire forum, a surprise for me. If I had read it a few years ago I would have suffered less ehehehe But reading the last 3-4 pages I would like to give my opinion.
As someone rightly wrote, Mombasa is over. This happens everywhere unfortunately. The years go by, we get old, certain things no longer excite us as they used to. People change. Some of us consider that it is no longer worth spending the same money on an inferior service. And we look at things with different eyes. Perhaps those who come to Mtwapa today for the first time still manage to have fun. But we can't tell them what happened in that place even just 10 years ago.
The same goes for Nosy Be. I know people who have families and live there, they have opened small b&BS but now after so many years they don't know how to run away. Squalor, violence. I don't know.
I go back to Mombasa once a year, it's like a sort of pilgrimage. I like to suffer ehehehe And patience if the visa has changed and they don't renew it anymore, a month and I'm leaving. It's enough for me.
I read that old stories repeat themselves. You fuck, she gets pregnant, you worry, she wants maintenance. Join your inheritance. You may not have much money but your family yes. And Kenyans did not remain in the Stone Age. They know how things work in old Europe. Now I don't remember who wrote this post but there is nothing to worry about. Just take the DNA test and recognize the baby. Then to maintain it you can get away with it from KShs. 80,000 to KShs. 150,000 per month. This figure depends on the living standards of both the mother and the child. Kenyan law protects parents from being subjected to undue hardship due to excessively high living standards.
Alternative, to leave Kenya. If you stay there, sooner or later they will catch you. And if you have a guilty conscience you know it. My opinion.
Non conosco persone che hanno vissuto direttamente.
Some other users were talking about Tanzania. I had thought about it too by comparing it with Mombasa. But Tanzania is fucking expensive to sleep on. If you stay a few months you can't stay in a hotel room and in Dar the apartments exceed all a thousand dollars a month. And with a very bad sea. Zanzibar had already broken out 30 years ago. Today is for newlywed couples. Or for the tourist who has only 9 nights.
I also amused those who wrote about his bad adventure at Naiz. What a fucking place. Border Line since it opened. Not the best place to meet a girl, in my opinion. Maybe it was better to know earlier that you work in Qatar. In Qatar they fill her with money to fuck, so she asks for at least 5000 in Mtwapa. For those who have traveled outside Kenya, the expectations are different. In my opinion, paying it in advance is also not good. In short, clearly we pay these women but there are ways and ways. And in any case never with Mpesa. Mpesa allows you to prove that you paid the prostitute anyway, in case of random police intervention, but I don't like it. Too many references.
Pleased to see somebody is having a good time.
Where is your main hunting ground.Actually club 1922, hypnotic, and Tinder.
I read as much as I could about the entire forum, a surprise for me. If I had read it a few years ago I would have suffered less ehehehe But reading the last 3-4 pages I would like to give my opinion.
As someone rightly wrote, Mombasa is over. This happens everywhere unfortunately. The years go by, we get old, certain things no longer excite us as they used to. People change. Some of us consider that it is no longer worth spending the same money on an inferior service. And we look at things with different eyes. Perhaps those who come to Mtwapa today for the first time still manage to have fun. But we can't tell them what happened in that place even just 10 years ago.
The same goes for Nosy Be. I know people who have families and live there, they have opened small b&BS but now after so many years they don't know how to run away. Squalor, violence. I don't know.
I go back to Mombasa once a year, it's like a sort of pilgrimage. I like to suffer ehehehe And patience if the visa has changed and they don't renew it anymore, a month and I'm leaving. It's enough for me..Exactly. I occasionally return to check which old drunkards are still alive. LOL. I still like NAIZ last classic authentic African Hooker Bar For old times sake. Passing through only. Kenya has much more to offer. I like the wild north. Somali Shiftas. Cattle Rustlers. Maralal has a very pleasant climate. Shag some gorgeous Samburu girls. Buy a camel. Ride into the wilderness. Like Sir Wilfred Thesiger.
Tanzania expensive?? Where? I paid no more than 8 $ a night in Sinza for a clean room in a guest house. No problems. Overall 30% cheaper than Kenya.
Mwalimu.
AttilaTheHun
09-13-25, 00:45
Exactly. I occasionally return to check which old drunkards are still alive. LOL. I still like NAIZ last classic authentic African Hooker Bar For old times sake. Passing through only. Kenya has much more to offer. I like the wild north. Somali Shiftas. Cattle Rustlers. Maralal has a very pleasant climate. Shag some gorgeous Samburu girls. Buy a camel. Ride into the wilderness. Like Sir Wilfred Thesiger.
Tanzania expensive?? Where? I paid no more than 8 $ a night in Sinza for a clean room in a guest house. No problems. Overall 30% cheaper than Kenya.
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Mwalimu.I was thinking the same. Follow the footsteps of Count Samuel Teleki and discover Lake Turkana again. In the company of a beautiful Turkana Hawara.
Ekkekkazzo
09-13-25, 07:45
I was thinking the same. Follow the footsteps of Count Samuel Teleki and discover Lake Turkana again. In the company of a beautiful Turkana Hawara.I'm not so adventurous anymore, I don't feel like tackling Turkana alone. The years go by.
Eh Mtwapa. Neddy is right, just a few days to take a dip in the past but then that's it.
I prefer Watamu. Ok, it's hyper touristy but you can find good apartments at reasonable prices and the sea is fantastic.
I can no longer lay my old ass on the sand.
And then the females are also there.
Fuck, time should stop at its best hehehehe.
I went to Casablanca last night. The place is dead. Like 10 men, 50 ugly, desperate women. Whatever happened?
I'm not so adventurous anymore, I don't feel like tackling Turkana alone. The years go by.
Eh Mtwapa. Neddy is right, just a few days to take a dip in the past but then that's it.
I prefer Watamu. Ok, it's hyper touristy but you can find good apartments at reasonable prices and the sea is fantastic.
I can no longer lay my old ass on the sand.
And then the females are also there.
Fuck, time should stop at its best hehehehe.Lake Turkana can now be reached by Asphalt road. Same as Maralal. Like the Moyale road. In the bad old times bristling with Somali Shiftas. Thanks to Uhuru's extensive road building program.
Mwalimu.
Kilifi is non touristic that's where all the old Kenya cowboys hang out.
I went to Casablanca last night. The place is dead. Like 10 men, 50 ugly, desperate women. Whatever happened?It's called broad band internet and smart phone. No need to dress up and head out. Just sit at home and selling pussy to the highest bidder.
Mwalimu.
It's called broad band internet and smart phone. No need to dress up and head out. Just sit at home and selling pussy to the highest bidder..It's always funny to me when I see the same girls on the streets of Mtwapa or Bamburi who accept KES 1 k asking for minimum of Ksh 3 k when they are on Tinder or Yacht club.
Ekkekkazzo
09-15-25, 07:37
Lake Turkana can now be reached by Asphalt road. Same as Maralal. Like the Moyale road. In the bad old times bristling with Somali Shiftas. Thanks to Uhuru's extensive road building program.
Mwalimu.
Kilifi is non touristic that's where all the old Kenya cowboys hang out.Hi Neddy,
Kilifi has always intrigued me, I was there in passing a couple of years ago, but only during the day.
I had eaten at Salty's and had asked around about possible apartments.
Prices are not encouraging. But I'll try to look better.
One of the country's top daily newspapers actually agrees. Mombasa nightlife is dead.
https://www.businessdailyafrica.com/bd/lifestyle/food-drinks/mombasa-dying-night-life-forces-businesses-to-shut-5194160
Here qe come, Madagascar and Tanzania!
One of the country's top daily newspapers actually agrees. Mombasa nightlife is dead.
https://www.businessdailyafrica.com/bd/lifestyle/food-drinks/mombasa-dying-night-life-forces-businesses-to-shut-5194160
Here qe come, Madagascar and Tanzania!This link goes to web site that asks subscibtion, so I could not open it. But it had photo of the Florida club, which was closed many years ago. I think it was even demolished, that photo says it was taken today. Maybe you can copy that article here somehow if you have access.
Casablanca, it is still open but it has been dead many years, I have not bothered to go to there for many years.
This is common subject in the Forum, Mombasa is dead, silent and quiet, compared to some other year. Nobody has mentioned Tempo club yet (closed some 10 or 15 years ago, or more).
This is also commont topic in other countries or towns where mongerers visit a lot: everything was better before.
AttilaTheHun
09-16-25, 01:57
This link goes to web site that asks subscibtion, so I could not open it. But it had photo of the Florida club, which was closed many years ago. I think it was even demolished, that photo says it was taken today. Maybe you can copy that article here somehow if you have access.
Casablanca, it is still open but it has been dead many years, I have not bothered to go to there for many years.
This is common subject in the Forum, Mombasa is dead, silent and quiet, compared to some other year. Nobody has mentioned Tempo club yet (closed some 10 or 15 years ago, or more).
This is also commont topic in other countries or towns where mongerers visit a lot: everything was better before.This article just from last month is also good explaining it. https://nation.africa/kenya/life-and-style/lifestyle/mombasa-s-nightclubs-dead-but-not-forgotten-5157122.
Ekkekkazzo
09-16-25, 07:27
This article just from last month is also good explaining it. https://nation.africa/kenya/life-and-style/lifestyle/mombasa-s-nightclubs-dead-but-not-forgotten-5157122.How sad. But it's the truth. If I go back there it is only because I am old and I have lost the determination of the adventurer.
I insist on my research in Kilifi.
As an almost 25 year veteran of Mombasa I can say indeed as a night life resort for the wazungu monger it is finished.
Tembo, Mamba, Cheers, Florida, Casablanca, Casaurina, Bobs, all gone or finished as venues these days.
You have to adapt to the times.
There are the same amount if not more women in Mombasa these days, the population has gone up, however the game is mainly online now with tinder or the likes or webcam sites.
You can still very easily get women for 1-3 k, they are plentiful. However the hunt is mainly now a day time or online activity, the days of the the bars / clubs are running on fumes.
Adapt or get left behind.
This article just from last month is also good explaining it. https://nation.africa/kenya/life-and-style/lifestyle/mombasa-s-nightclubs-dead-but-not-forgotten-5157122.Now Tempo is mentioned, in this article.
Writer of the article is remembering old clubs that she was visiting, Tempo, Florida, Casablanca, many others which I had not even heards. In the nineties, so long time ago.
She is right that before Somali attacks there were more tourists, was that like ten years ago?
In many countries in Europe, night life has never recovered from covid.
What is also correct in this article that there is no night life in Mombasa city itself, just boring bars, there is Casablanca left but it has been boring many years. No need to go to "Town", like locals call the actual city, which starts from Nyali bridge.
Clubs, new one come and are very favourite, then people get tired and go to new clubs, everywhere in world. Like Volume in Shanzy, it was so crowded, now empty for a long time. Or Full Moon in Diani, now closed.
I haven't seen any dramatic change lately. But everybody can feel free to declare Mombasa dead and move to other places.
This link goes to web site that asks subscibtion, so I could not open it. But it had photo of the Florida club, which was closed many years ago. I think it was even demolished, that photo says it was taken today. Maybe you can copy that article here somehow if you have access.
Casablanca, it is still open but it has been dead many years, I have not bothered to go to there for many years.
This is common subject in the Forum, Mombasa is dead, silent and quiet, compared to some other year. Nobody has mentioned Tempo club yet (closed some 10 or 15 years ago, or more).
This is also commont topic in other countries or towns where mongerers visit a lot: everything was better before.With the closure of Tembo the slow death of North Coast began. At that time there were a lot of cheap holiday packages from UK Germany etc. Tempos Passados. Terminal decline. The GenX doesn't drink smoke or go out. The demise of the classic discothèque started in Europe in the 70's and 80's. Kenya was behind this process 30 years. They played 80's music in the 2000's. It was called old school. Now it's all posh "lounges" where you have to spend on food drinks. Now equation is simple Europeans have no money no cheap charters. Except a few bitcoin millionaires and organized crime guys. All classic monger destinations are down. DR. TH. Kenya.
Nightlife in Madagascar? Yeah. 3 clubs in Tana. 3 in Nosy Be. That's it. Nobody caters to the old dying generation of party mongers and drunkards.
Mwalimu.
Hi Neddy,
Kilifi has always intrigued me, I was there in passing a couple of years ago, but only during the day.
I had eaten at Salty's and had asked around about possible apartments.
Prices are not encouraging. But I'll try to look better.Nice one bedroom. House.
https://jiji.co.ke/kilifi-town/houses-apartments-for-rent/furnished-1bdrm-house-in-mango-tree-kilifi-town-for-rent-A6doPi0hofi8YXEa21uFTePV.html?page=1&pos=9&cur_pos=9&ads_per_page=24&ads_count=45&lid=6ifeEeNyTMMqAMb1&indexPosition=23
Mwalimu.
With the closure of Tembo the slow death of North Coast began. At that time there were a lot of cheap holiday packages from UK Germany etc. Tempos Passados. Terminal decline. The GenX doesn't drink smoke or go out. The demise of the classic discothque started in Europe in the 70's and 80's. Kenya was behind this process 30 years. They played 80's music in the 2000's. It was called old school. Now it's all posh "lounges" where you have to spend on food drinks. Now equation is simple Europeans have no money no cheap charters. Except a few bitcoin millionaires and organized crime guys. All classic monger destinations are down. DR. TH. Kenya.
Nightlife in Madagascar? Yeah. 3 clubs in Tana. 3 in Nosy Be. That's it. Nobody caters to the old dying generation of party mongers and drunkards.
Mwalimu.According to some web page, Tembo was closed in 2012. That is 13 years ago. Surely there were more tourists that time, it was before Somali attacks. For example there were more white women looking for local guys.
But that is long gone, 13 years ago.
AttilaTheHun
09-16-25, 19:34
With the closure of Tembo the slow death of North Coast began. At that time there were a lot of cheap holiday packages from UK Germany etc. Tempos Passados. Terminal decline. The GenX doesn't drink smoke or go out. The demise of the classic discothque started in Europe in the 70's and 80's. Kenya was behind this process 30 years. They played 80's music in the 2000's. It was called old school. Now it's all posh "lounges" where you have to spend on food drinks. Now equation is simple Europeans have no money no cheap charters. Except a few bitcoin millionaires and organized crime guys. All classic monger destinations are down. DR. TH. Kenya.
Nightlife in Madagascar? Yeah. 3 clubs in Tana. 3 in Nosy Be. That's it. Nobody caters to the old dying generation of party mongers and drunkards.
Mwalimu.I think it goes beyond that. New countries on the far East risen up such is Vietnam and Cambodia for much less. Black girls were never on top of the list for most mongers to begin with. Speaking from the USA, countries nearby such as Columbia, Brazil and DRP and Nicaragua are all less expensive. Africa is not a bargain hunter's place. There is unlimited black pussy on the American continent for white men to sample. Even some American black YouTubers complain about how Hispanic girls, including black girls, prefer white men. We all know that Latinas love music and dancing and party. Africa is for the die hard explorers like you and me who are fascinated by Africa and want to research and study and conquer black pussy of different tribes. "In my opinion, if you're not getting fully immersed in African culture, you'll never enjoy this continent to its full potential. If you don't enjoy the challenges of daily survival, then stay in Asia. Africa you have to earn it. But every day is an adventure. " I agree with this statement of yours.
I think it goes beyond that. New countries on the far East risen up such is Vietnam and Cambodia for much less. Black girls were never on top of the list for most mongers to begin with. Speaking from the USA, countries nearby such as Columbia, Brazil and DRP and Nicaragua are all less expensive. Africa is not a bargain hunter's place. There is unlimited black pussy on the American continent for white men to sample. Even some American black YouTubers complain about how Hispanic girls, including black girls, prefer white men. We all know that Latinas love music and dancing and party. Africa is for the die hard explorers like you and me who are fascinated by Africa and want to research and study and conquer black pussy of different tribes. "In my opinion, if you're not getting fully immersed in African culture, you'll never enjoy this continent to its full potential. If you don't enjoy the challenges of daily survival, then stay in Asia. Africa you have to earn it. But every day is an adventure. " I agree with this statement of yours.And here I was, thinking that Europeans are the ones who have the money. Silly me. And every single GDP per capita list in recent times that is completely dominated by. European countries.
I think it goes beyond that. New countries on the far East risen up such is Vietnam and Cambodia for much less. Black girls were never on top of the list for most mongers to begin with. Speaking from the USA, countries nearby such as Columbia, Brazil and DRP and Nicaragua are all less expensive. Africa is not a bargain hunter's place. There is unlimited black pussy on the American continent for white men to sample. Even some American black YouTubers complain about how Hispanic girls, including black girls, prefer white men. We all know that Latinas love music and dancing and party. Africa is for the die hard explorers like you and me who are fascinated by Africa and want to research and study and conquer black pussy of different tribes. "In my opinion, if you're not getting fully immersed in African culture, you'll never enjoy this continent to its full potential. If you don't enjoy the challenges of daily survival, then stay in Asia. Africa you have to earn it. But every day is an adventure. " I agree with this statement of yours.Most of the mongerers in Mombasa or Kenya are from Europe, Germans and Italians are maybe most presented. Same or almost same timezone, it is easier to fly to Kenya.
Also in my opinion East Africa is safer than Latin America. But, let's not start yet another Kenya-Colombia flame war. In Easts Africa there are only black girls, if you don't like them, don't come. In Latin America it is easy to find almosts white girls, or even totally white. In some countries in LA, not so many black girls.
AttilaTheHun
09-17-25, 03:54
Most of the mongerers in Mombasa or Kenya are from Europe, Germans and Italians are maybe most presented. Same or almost same timezone, it is easier to fly to Kenya.
Also in my opinion East Africa is safer than Latin America. But, let's not start yet another Kenya-Colombia flame war. In Easts Africa there are only black girls, if you don't like them, don't come. In Latin America, it is easy to find almost white girls, or even totally white. In some countries in LA, not so many black girls.True. However, LA has all colors and sizes represented. For example, Peru is considered to be the Philippines of LA because of the petite native Inca Quechua girls and the Mestizas with their strong preference for white men. Plus you can stay visa free for 183 days. Go to Brazil to visit all Black cities on the north along the coast. Also, same time zones as in the USA. Colombia is known for its rich ethnic and racial diversity, and is only 6-7 hrs flight and less expensive than Kenya overall. Yes, Africa is the playground for European mongers who have a strong preference for black girls. Only black girls, and that's a limiting factor for creating a vibrant monger or expat community. Plus the asinine resident and retirement visa programs. I mean, so many factors are against the revival of the old days in Mombasa on top of what was already discussed.
And here I was, thinking that Europeans are the ones who have the money. Silly me. And every single GDP per capita list in recent times that is completely dominated by. European countries.Yes. On paper everything looks good. The average Joe has no money to spare. For families Kenya is a very expensive proposition. Just this year to give you an example most Italians make holidays on their balconies. A day at the beach sets you back 100 $ and more only to rent 2 Sunbeds and a shade. For a day. And for example in the good old days all the restaurant owners in my country had loads of black money selling untaxed beer which they spent on expensive safaris. In the old days there was the African Safari Club. Which brought lots of people to Mombasa in the 80's up to the 2000's.
Now no cheap holiday charters. No mass tourism. You can't eat GDP was a famous Kenyan quote. And also Kenya doesn't depend on tourism any more for foreign currency. They have a diversified economy now. They like safari tourists which waste 10 k or more dollars drinking champagne at their glorified tent looking at some half dead elephants.
Mwalimu.
Ekkekkazzo
09-17-25, 08:20
Nice one bedroom. House.
https://jiji.co.ke/kilifi-town/houses-apartments-for-rent/furnished-1bdrm-house-in-mango-tree-kilifi-town-for-rent-A6doPi0hofi8YXEa21uFTePV.html?page=1&pos=9&cur_pos=9&ads_per_page=24&ads_count=45&lid=6ifeEeNyTMMqAMb1&indexPosition=23
Mwalimu.Thanks Neddy!
Hmm was reading the last pages (too much things to do, could't read) about the less activities in Mombasa and now I'm thinking if I should change my plans. My plan was to go there in December but with all your messages.
I was last year in Mombasa and yes it wasn't the same like Tembo (this was heaven on earth) also not the same before covid but we have to deal with it. Last time I still had my fun though it was more effort. I stayed in Niyali and the road situation was # at &% to drive to Mtwapa to Casuarina (had also better days) but found one pearl and one devil. The devil was a pro from Nairobi but I didn't know that before. We've had some drinks then going to my place, at home she was acting like a porn movie actress but in the wrong way. Maybe she thought I like that, wrong thinking, I told her that and for 10 minutes it works better. Then again the nonsense, my little friend was not amused, so I told her to leave. She said yes. Price negotiation. She started with 15 k, I said no, she said that's the price in Nairobi. It was early in the morning, I was tired and told her we are not in Nairobi and wouldn't pay that in Nairobi. Gave her 3 k what was too much but I was tired. She wished me the hell I said good night.
The pearl on another day instead was nice, funny and I saw her two times more.
Hmm but now, should I change my plans?
Ekkekkazzo
09-18-25, 09:01
Hmm was reading the last pages (too much things to do, could't read) about the less activities in Mombasa and now I'm thinking if I should change my plans. My plan was to go there in December but with all your messages.
I was last year in Mombasa and yes it wasn't the same like Tembo (this was heaven on earth) also not the same before covid but we have to deal with it. Last time I still had my fun though it was more effort. I stayed in Niyali and the road situation was # at &% to drive to Mtwapa to Casuarina (had also better days) but found one pearl and one devil. The devil was a pro from Nairobi but I didn't know that before. We've had some drinks then going to my place, at home she was acting like a porn movie actress but in the wrong way. Maybe she thought I like that, wrong thinking, I told her that and for 10 minutes it works better. Then again the nonsense, my little friend was not amused, so I told her to leave. She said yes. Price negotiation. She started with 15 k, I said no, she said that's the price in Nairobi. It was early in the morning, I was tired and told her we are not in Nairobi and wouldn't pay that in Nairobi. Gave her 3 k what was too much but I was tired. She wished me the hell I said good night.I ask myself this question all the time.
Hmm but now, should I change my plans?While Kenya is declining, Uganda is an improving. Kampala is a manageable size and there's a different venue open every night. Plus it's cheaper and Ugandans are nicer people.
Although it's nice to visit like-minded Mzunga at the Eagles Nest. I haven't spent much time in Mtwapa because the road construction at both ends makes it poor travel. Then again, the road into Mombasa Island from Nairobi, the airport and the train station is even worse. They will soon shut down the main road through Nyali so, think it will be another 3 years before the roads are passable and things start improving.
Hmm was reading the last pages (too much things to do, could't read) about the less activities in Mombasa and now I'm thinking if I should change my plans. My plan was to go there in December but with all your messages.
I was last year in Mombasa and yes it wasn't the same like Tembo (this was heaven on earth) also not the same before covid but we have to deal with it. Last time I still had my fun though it was more effort. I stayed in Niyali and the road situation was # at &% to drive to Mtwapa to Casuarina (had also better days) but found one pearl and one devil. The devil was a pro from Nairobi but I didn't know that before. We've had some drinks then going to my place, at home she was acting like a porn movie actress but in the wrong way. Maybe she thought I like that, wrong thinking, I told her that and for 10 minutes it works better. Then again the nonsense, my little friend was not amused, so I told her to leave. She said yes. Price negotiation. She started with 15 k, I said no, she said that's the price in Nairobi. It was early in the morning, I was tired and told her we are not in Nairobi and wouldn't pay that in Nairobi. Gave her 3 k what was too much but I was tired. She wished me the hell I said good night.
The pearl on another day instead was nice, funny and I saw her two times more.
Hmm but now, should I change my plans?You did not negotiate her salary before going to your place? Price negotiations are very difficult if you have already done something. That is good decision to pay something. 15 k shilling, that is like 100 euro. Girls who have been in Europe or in Dubai are used for this kind of salary there, they ask same when they come to visit Kenya. Maybe in Nairobi some places girls get that money. At least they ask initially.
This Tembo, I mentioned it, it was meant as a joke, since it was closed in 2012 already and people are still comparing current situation to Tempo times. It is like discoteca Help in Rio, people are still talking about it. Maybe I should not have mentioned Tempo.
I don't think there has been any big change in Mombasa if you compare to any time after covid. Covid time was very boring but still better than in most of the world. Before covid, I don't remember so far, and why compare so far.
Ekkekkazzo
09-19-25, 09:25
While Kenya is declining, Uganda is an improving. Kampala is a manageable size and there's a different venue open every night. Plus it's cheaper and Ugandans are nicer people.
Although it's nice to visit like-minded Mzunga at the Eagles Nest. I haven't spent much time in Mtwapa because the road construction at both ends makes it poor travel. Then again, the road into Mombasa Island from Nairobi, the airport and the train station is even worse. They will soon shut down the main road through Nyali so, think it will be another 3 years before the roads are passable and things start improving.The problem is that there is no sea for me hehehe.
Absolute Joy
09-19-25, 18:29
Good evening to all the forum participants, you have probably heard this story several times and you will laugh at me but I need help. Last year in March in Mombasa I met many girls and with one of them I broke the condom, only with one, I remember it well. I was quite worried but she wasn't. I met her 2 times, the accident happened the second time. In August she contacted me while I was in my country (via WhatsApp, which I used in Mombasa) to tell me that she was pregnant and that I had ruined her life. She sent me a lot of messages and I, after sending her to f* off, blocked her. If it had been a different situation I would not have worried about it but I remember the fact well, it is highly likely that it is true. Before blocking her, among the various messages, she wrote to me that I had to take my chances and therefore support the newborn child otherwise she would have gone to court. This ***** told me in August. What timing! Needless to say, it is not my intention to go along with it. But what will be the consequences now? I am seriously inclined not to return to Kenya because if she were to catch me I could not escape the DNA test decreed by a court and this would result in my ruin, that is, being forced to support the son of a prostitute for life and, even worse than anything else, having to give him my name. And I want to avoid the DNA test at all costs. I spoke with a Kenyan friend who told me to find an agreement with her before to go to Mombasa:. 'with agreement you saying that I will give you 20 k every month that we can agree with that family what we can do you can shit here that you will marry her to see either what there are planning then. '. Madness! No no no!
At the same time, with different generalities, I contacted a family lawyer firm in Mombasa who, very helpful, replied that. The most reasonable course available to you is to consider a mutually agreed Parental Responsibility Agreement to avoid protracted disputes. Otherwise, the mother is entitled to move to court for all reliefs available, including maintenance orders and recognition of paternity if indeed the child is yours. Regarding your question about monthly maintenance, the amount typically ranges from KShs. 80,000 to KShs. 150,000. This figure depends on the living standards of both the mother and the child.'
I know you'll laugh at me but I'm panicking. I had found a nice house, made friends, now I have a cool head. And unfortunately this ***** might be right, I don't know what to do. I am also afraid to change destination within Kenya and never return to Mombasa and go north but I am afraid to do this too. I'm sorry to introduce myself to this forum with this kind of report, I would have preferred to tell something funnier but unfortunately it's not the time. I ask the most experienced of you not to insult me and that's it, but to give me some advice on how to get out of this situation. Certainly leaving Kenya would perhaps be the best strategy, because going to Watamu or Malindi and leaving Mombasa would be a sad brand. Better to cut cleanly.
Thank you very much and I apologize if I have gone on too long.
AJ.
Good evening to all the forum participants, you have probably heard this story several times and you will laugh at me but I need help. Last year in March in Mombasa I met many girls and with one of them I broke the condom, only with one, I remember it well. I was quite worried but she wasn't. I met her 2 times, the accident happened the second time. In August she contacted me while I was in my country (via WhatsApp, which I used in Mombasa) to tell me that she was pregnant and that I had ruined her life. I'm pretty sure that lady is not even pregnant. It's a famous scam with these Kenyan ladies. Just block her number and never contact her again. She has no means of reaching you and she's too poor to go legal.
Absolute Joy
09-20-25, 07:13
I'm pretty sure that lady is not even pregnant. It's a famous scam with these Kenyan ladies. Just block her number and never contact her again. She has no means of reaching you and she's too poor to go legal.Thank you for your reply. The girl is pregnant and sent me photos with her belly. She knows where I live. I'm considering several options.
1. return to Mtwapa changing apartment, but I run the risk that she will see me even if she is from Shanzu.
2. unblock her and find an agreement with her before my arrival (the baby will have already been born), tell her that I can give her 8000/9000 shillings a month. I will only have to resist the months that I will be there and then I will decide what to do.
3. go to Malindi / Watamu but life is much more expensive in those places and even women are much more demanding.
4. Kill me. I'm kidding.
5. not going to Kenya for at least a year.
While Kenya is declining, Uganda is an improving. Kampala is a manageable size and there's a different venue open every night. Plus it's cheaper and Ugandans are nicer people.
Although it's nice to visit like-minded Mzunga at the Eagles Nest. I haven't spent much time in Mtwapa because the road construction at both ends makes it poor travel. Then again, the road into Mombasa Island from Nairobi, the airport and the train station is even worse. They will soon shut down the main road through Nyali so, think it will be another 3 years before the roads are passable and things start improving.I also like Uganda and Kampala, and it could be even better than Mombasa, but as somebody else already mentioned, there is no sea, no ocean, no beach.
Road between Naivas / City Mall and Mtwapa was terrible and horrible at least two years, that is through. But now these bridges or bypass as they call them have finished, it is no problem anymore.
Typical mongerer like me, we just travel the road between Naivas and Mtwapa, visiting Cafe Series, Big Tree, Safari Inn, Casourina. To Mombasa town, you only go there when you come / go to airport or to Diani.
Good evening to all the forum participants, you have probably heard this story several times and you will laugh at me but I need help. Last year in March in Mombasa I met many girls and with one of them I broke the condom, only with one, I remember it well. I was quite worried but she wasn't. I met her 2 times, the accident happened the second time. In August she contacted me while I was in my country (via WhatsApp, which I used in Mombasa) to tell me that she was pregnant and that I had ruined her life. She sent me a lot of messages and I, after sending her to f* off, blocked her. If it had been a different situation I would not have worried about it but I remember the fact well, it is highly likely that it is true. Before blocking her, among the various messages, she wrote to me that I had to take my chances and therefore support the newborn child otherwise she would have gone to court. This ***** told me in August. What timing! Needless to say, it is not my intention to go along with it. But what will be the consequences now? I am seriously inclined not to return to Kenya because if she were to catch me I could not escape the DNA test decreed by a court and this would result in my ruin, that is, being forced to support the son of a prostitute for life and, even worse than anything else, having to give him my name. And I want to avoid the DNA test at all costs..Even If she's pregnant. Doesn't mean anything. I would not pay a dime. She can't prove anything. In most cases the sperm of the black man was faster. Block her. Case closed. It's not a criminal offence to impregnate someone. She can't do fuck all except issuing empty threats. After the baby comes out most likely it will be shiny and black. Again case closed. If the baby is fair skinned again. Doesn't mean anything either. After that it's up to you to decide to make the test. I personally wouldn't. Nothing she can do. Zero. That is not a police matter. She probably fucked countless times without a condom. LOL.
Mwalimu.
While Kenya is declining, Uganda is an improving. Kampala is a manageable size and there's a different venue open every night. Plus it's cheaper and Ugandans are nicer people.
I was in February in Kampala, so this isn't an option for me to go back. It was fun there but I'm in the mood for a different location. Something with water.
You did not negotiate her salary before going to your place? Price negotiations are very difficult if you have already done something. That is good decision to pay something. 15 k shilling, that is like 100 euro. Girls who have been in Europe or in Dubai are used for this kind of salary there, they ask same when they come to visit Kenya. Maybe in Nairobi some places girls get that money. At least they ask initially.
Most times I do the negotitian thing before but in this case I wasn't thinking with my brain. I was contrlled by my little friend, what is in such situations not a good idea. I know.
Road between Naivas / City Mall and Mtwapa was terrible and horrible at least two years, that is through. But now these bridges or bypass as they call them have finished, it is no problem anymore.Although two of the over passes are open, only one has a finished surface and the road I took this morning is like riding through diarrhea. A Kenya government spokesman claimed the road was 90% complete. However, this shows how incompetent the current government officials are. According to Kenya National Highways Authority, phase 1 of the Mombasa-Mtwapa-Kilifi road project ( Mombasa to Mtwapa Brides) is only 43% complete. It is estimated to be completed sometime in 2028.
Explorer8939
09-21-25, 08:48
Good evening to all the forum participants, you have probably heard this story several times and you will laugh at me but I need help. Last year in March in Mombasa I met many girls and with one of them I broke the condom, only with one, I remember it well. I was quite worried but she wasn't. I met her 2 times, the accident happened the second time. In August she contacted me while I was in my country (via WhatsApp, which I used in Mombasa) to tell me that she was pregnant and that I had ruined her life. She sent me a lot of messages and I, after sending her to f* off, blocked her. If it had been a different situation I would not have worried about it but I remember the fact well, it is highly likely that it is true. Before blocking her, among the various messages, she wrote to me that I had to take my chances and therefore support the newborn child otherwise she would have gone to court. This ***** told me in August. What timing! Needless to say, it is not my intention to go along with it. But what will be the consequences now? I am seriously inclined not to return to Kenya because if she were to catch me I could not escape the DNA test decreed by a court and this would result in my ruin, that is, being forced to support the son of a prostitute for life and, even worse than anything else, having to give him my name. And I want to avoid the DNA test at all costs. I spoke with a Kenyan friend who told me to find an agreement with her before to go to Mombasa:. 'with agreement you saying that I will give you 20 k every month that we can agree with that family what we can do you can shit here that you will marry her to see either what there are planning then. '. Madness! No no no!.You probably got the same email 10 other guys got.
I got one like that from a lady who only gave me a BJ.
I got another from a lady who happened to be nearby when I came.
Good evening to all the forum participants, you have probably heard this story several times and you will laugh at me but I need help. Last year in March in Mombasa I met many girls and with one of them I broke the condom, only with one, I remember it well. I was quite worried but she wasn't. I met her 2 times, the accident happened the second time. In August she contacted me while I was in my country (via WhatsApp, which I used in Mombasa) to tell me that she was pregnant and that I had ruined her life. She sent me a lot of messages and I, after sending her to f* off, blocked her. If it had been a different situation I would not have worried about it but I remember the fact well, it is highly likely that it is true. Before blocking her, among the various messages, she wrote to me that I had to take my chances and therefore support the newborn child otherwise she would have gone to court. This ***** told me in August. What timing! Needless to say, it is not my intention to go along with it. But what will be the consequences now? I am seriously inclined not to return to Kenya because if she were to catch me I could not escape the DNA test decreed by a court and this would result in my ruin, that is, being forced to support the son of a prostitute for life and, even worse than anything else, having to give him my name. And I want to avoid the DNA test at all costs. I spoke with a Kenyan friend who told me to find an agreement with her before to go to Mombasa:. 'with agreement you saying that I will give you 20 k every month that we can agree with that family what we can do you can shit here that you will marry her to see either what there are planning then. '. Madness! No no no!
At the same time, with different generalities, I contacted a family lawyer firm in Mombasa who, very helpful, replied that. The most reasonable course available to you is to consider a mutually agreed Parental Responsibility Agreement to avoid protracted disputes. Otherwise, the mother is entitled to move to court for all reliefs available, including maintenance orders and recognition of paternity if indeed the child is yours. Regarding your question about monthly maintenance, the amount typically ranges from KShs. 80,000 to KShs. 150,000. This figure depends on the living standards of both the mother and the child.'
I know you'll laugh at me but I'm panicking. I had found a nice house, made friends, now I have a cool head. And unfortunately this ***** might be right, I don't know what to do. I am also afraid to change destination within Kenya and never return to Mombasa and go north but I am afraid to do this too. I'm sorry to introduce myself to this forum with this kind of report, I would have preferred to tell something funnier but unfortunately it's not the time. I ask the most experienced of you not to insult me and that's it, but to give me some advice on how to get out of this situation. Certainly leaving Kenya would perhaps be the best strategy, because going to Watamu or Malindi and leaving Mombasa would be a sad brand. Better to cut cleanly.
Thank you very much and I apologize if I have gone on too long.
AJ.How did the condom break? Did girl touched the condom at any point? I have had situation, girl said that she will put the condom on. Then it broke, she had broke it.
She wanted to get me money from me for abortion, which I paid after pregnancy test showed that she was really pregnant. Doctor told me that to find out time when she really got pregnant, other more expensive tests would be needed. So I just paid for abortion. I was expecting later demands for the complications for the abortion and stories about being in hospital, so I refused demands for the post abortion problems when she asked. I had been already fooled with that one with some other girl. This did not happen in Africa.
That girl was already pregnant at that point when we did sex for some other man, I later found out, and got child later, she did not make abortion.
I would do differently what you are planning to do. You are planning to pay something without doing DNA test? I would send that trusted attorney to take DNA test. Actually I would not trust even that one, I would go to test by myself. Just to find out if girl is lying or not. If she was just trying to get money with some other man child, after DNA test case is clear.
If that is really your child, better then just pay some at least minimum support, even if you don't meet them anymore. Because later you may start to feel guilty that somebody of your bloodline is living in miserable conditions. If it is daughter, she will inherit her mother profession.
This is why some girls want to have unprotected sex with musungus and lie that they take care of birth control by themself. They are counting that musungu will feel guilty and pay support for his child.
And actually, if I would pay support, I would take DNA test every year, to find out that child is not swapped. Well, mother may drink support money anyway, or give it to her boyfriend. I tnink some foreign daddies pay just kid's school directly, no money go to the mother.
Mr Enternational
09-22-25, 01:14
You probably got the same email 10 other guys got.
I got one like that from a lady who only gave me a BJ.
I got another from a lady who happened to be nearby when I came.LOL. I remember back in the day a chick in Rio sent out that same type of email, but she carbon copied instead of blind carbon copied, so you could see the entire list of guys she sent it to.
Absolute Joy
09-22-25, 06:28
Even If she's pregnant. Doesn't mean anything. I would not pay a dime. She can't prove anything. In most cases the sperm of the black man was faster. Block her. Case closed. It's not a criminal offence to impregnate someone. She can't do fuck all except issuing empty threats. After the baby comes out most likely it will be shiny and black. Again case closed. If the baby is fair skinned again. Doesn't mean anything either. After that it's up to you to decide to make the test. I personally wouldn't. Nothing she can do. Zero. That is not a police matter. She probably fucked countless times without a condom. LOL.
Mwalimu.Neddy, I have read several of your posts and you seem to me to be a smart person. What I mean is that I do NOT want to take the test and that if forced to do I'll take the first plane and run away. However, the test can be imposed on me by the court. You can have the misfortune of finding the only African woman who has 4 coins to go to court and in that case you are fucked. I know very well that it is not a police issue, I have a couple of policeman friends in Mtwapa but I don't want to go into business with them, you know? The problem is only the court. Then I repeat, we all know what we do or what we have done. I remember well when that condom broke and so it's not a coincidence. My problem is only how I should behave and your words are already useful for something. Thank you.
Absolute Joy
09-22-25, 06:44
How did the condom break? Did girl touched the condom at any point? I have had situation, girl said that she will put the condom on. Then it broke, she had broke it.
She wanted to get me money from me for abortion, which I paid after pregnancy test showed that she was really pregnant. Doctor told me that to find out time when she really got pregnant, other more expensive tests would be needed. So I just paid for abortion. I was expecting later demands for the complications for the abortion and stories about being in hospital, so I refused demands for the post abortion problems when she asked. I had been already fooled with that one with some other girl. This did not happen in Africa.
That girl was already pregnant at that point when we did sex for some other man, I later found out, and got child later, she did not make abortion.
I would do differently what you are planning to do. You are planning to pay something without doing DNA test? I would send that trusted attorney to take DNA test. Actually I would not trust even that one, I would go to test by myself. Just to find out if girl is lying or not. If she was just trying to get money with some other man child, after DNA test case is clear..The condom broke because we fucked very hard to the point that I had little sensitivity and I couldn't cum. When I came I stayed inside and when I pulled out the cock only the ring was left attached to me. Who knows how many minutes earlier the cursed one had already broken. She had to extract it with her nails. When he looked for me in August he asked me for money to have an abortion but then he told me that the doctor refused because it was too late. I know that abortion in Kenya is illegal but there are doctors willing to do it. I will never take the test, rather I run away. And with regard to maintenance, the problem is: what should I give for minimum maintenance? I already support a daughter (this one was desired! I am not a kimbo but. I do not have great resources either. Sorry if I'm bothering you people, thank you.
How did the condom break? Did girl touched the condom at any point? I have had situation, girl said that she will put the condom on. Then it broke, she had broke it.
She wanted to get me money from me for abortion, which I paid after pregnancy test showed that she was really pregnant. Doctor told me that to find out time when she really got pregnant, other more expensive tests would be needed. So I just paid for abortion. I was expecting later demands for the complications for the abortion and stories about being in hospital, so I refused demands for the post abortion problems when she asked. I had been already fooled with that one with some other girl. This did not happen in Africa.
That girl was already pregnant at that point when we did sex for some other man, I later found out, and got child later, she did not make abortion.
I would do differently what you are planning to do. You are planning to pay something without doing DNA test? I would send that trusted attorney to take DNA test. Actually I would not trust even that one, I would go to test by myself. Just to find out if girl is lying or not. If she was just trying to get money with some other man child, after DNA test case is clear.
If that is really your child, better then just pay some at least minimum support, even if you don't meet them anymore. Because later you may start to feel guilty that somebody of your bloodline is living in miserable conditions. If it is daughter, she will inherit her mother profession.
This is why some girls want to have unprotected sex with musungus and lie that they take care of birth control by themself. They are counting that musungu will feel guilty and pay support for his child.
And actually, if I would pay support, I would take DNA test every year, to find out that child is not swapped. Well, mother may drink support money anyway, or give it to her boyfriend. I tnink some foreign daddies pay just kid's school directly, no money go to the mother.This story has a lot of holes in it, no pun intended.
How on earth would you know that she broke it?
And more importantly, if she put it on broken before the session, how do you not notice before the act is over?
Absolute Joy
09-23-25, 06:10
This story has a lot of holes in it, no pun intended.
How on earth would you know that she broke it?
And more importantly, if she put it on broken before the session, how do you not notice before the act is over?Maybe my English is not perfect and I apologize, I explain it schematically. We petting, I put the condom, we fuck a lot (sorry but I fuck hard), after coming I pulled the cock out and I saw that only the ring attached to the cock remained. The other part was inside. It is not science fiction but only bad luck. And its not the first time in my life. Maybe she engraved it without me realizing, do you mean this? Nothing changes. My problem remains the same and I want to solve it without spending a penny or in the best possible way. And maybe having the opportunity to return to my home of Mtwapa without anxieties.
Maybe my English is not perfect and I apologize, I explain it schematically. We petting, I put the condom, we fuck a lot (sorry but I fuck hard), after coming I pulled the cock out and I saw that only the ring attached to the cock remained. The other part was inside. It is not science fiction but only bad luck. And its not the first time in my life. Maybe she engraved it without me realizing, do you mean this? Nothing changes. My problem remains the same and I want to solve it without spending a penny or in the best possible way. And maybe having the opportunity to return to my home of Mtwapa without anxieties.I wasn't replying to your story, condoms do break. Which is why Leblon automatically stating that it was the girl breaking it is just guessing.
My problem remains the same and I want to solve it without spending a penny or in the best possible way. And maybe having the opportunity to return to my home of Mtwapa without anxieties.
You are seriously overthinking this. I believe you're being conned. First, she has been with many and she and her Kenyan boyfriend are likely running this scam on others. Second, she has no recourse against you since Kenya has no laws for it. Most African men dump their multiple wives and kids and find another. Next, none of those discovery techniques you mentioned, common in US, Canada and some European countries, are practiced in Kenya. A judge wont ever throw you in jail. Theres no international agreement to make pay. If you leave then return to Kenya, you are not in any system to be taken into custody.
Do us all a favor and ignore her. If she's got police involved, they are running the scam too because you violated no laws. Don't pay her a penny. It will just give them confidence to run the scam on others. Block her numbers.
SuperChuck
09-25-25, 09:15
Maybe my English is not perfect and I apologize, I explain it schematically. We petting, I put the condom, we fuck a lot (sorry but I fuck hard), after coming I pulled the cock out and I saw that only the ring attached to the cock remained. The other part was inside. It is not science fiction but only bad luck. And its not the first time in my life. Maybe she engraved it without me realizing, do you mean this? Nothing changes. My problem remains the same and I want to solve it without spending a penny or in the best possible way. And maybe having the opportunity to return to my home of Mtwapa without anxieties.A person I know had the same problem a short time ago, it depends on you, what person are you? African men abandon their pregnant women but they are African men while you are muzungu. I don't think you can be arrested but you will definitely have problems because they want your money and your blood. If this woman goes to court the judge can order the DNA test and if you refuse it means admitting that you are the father. Civil justice can follow you to your European country. Or you might meet some of his brothers or cousins at night.
You seem to forget not long ago all across Europe there were homeless children running the streets getting fuck by child predators. Growing up in NYC I used to see DNA tests being done on Geraldo Rivera tv shows and etc. There's stories straight out of the trailer homes to the suburbs of white guys abandoning their families. What about in Latin America where guys of Mulatoo descent such as myself never met our fathers due to the fact European came got morena women pregnant and never stuck around then again my father isn't white neither is my mother but of mulatoo and mulata. I can send you video link where Australia and Britain is making white guys take DNA test because they went to the Philippines and got Filipino women pregnant. Hell even in Asia they do that shit too it happens in the villages of Africa all the times. Bitches like dead beat men they find it a challenge to turn one into a good husband in Kenya.
A person I know had the same problem a short time ago, it depends on you, what person are you? African men abandon their pregnant women but they are African men while you are muzungu. I don't think you can be arrested but you will definitely have problems because they want your money and your blood. If this woman goes to court the judge can order the DNA test and if you refuse it means admitting that you are the father. Civil justice can follow you to your European country. Or you might meet some of his brothers or cousins at night.
Absolute Joy
09-26-25, 07:08
You seem to forget not long ago all across Europe there were homeless children running the streets getting fuck by child predators. Growing up in NYC I used to see DNA tests being done on Geraldo Rivera tv shows and etc. There's stories straight out of the trailer homes to the suburbs of white guys abandoning their families. What about in Latin America where guys of Mulatoo descent such as myself never met our fathers due to the fact European came got morena women pregnant and never stuck around then again my father isn't white neither is my mother but of mulatoo and mulata. I can send you video link where Australia and Britain is making white guys take DNA test because they went to the Philippines and got Filipino women pregnant. Hell even in Asia they do that shit too it happens in the villages of Africa all the times. Bitches like dead beat men they find it a challenge to turn one into a good husband in Kenya.Sorry are you telling me that they can ask my country to do the DNA test, in my country?
Really? Now I'm really worried.
Mr Enternational
09-26-25, 16:19
Sorry are you telling me that they can ask my country to do the DNA test, in my country?
Really? Now I'm really worried.LOL. Man get your paranoid ass off the internet. Even after Neddy told you, you still insist on pulling your hair out over this. You must be trolling us.
Sorry are you telling me that they can ask my country to do the DNA test, in my country?
Really? Now I'm really worried.In theory I suppose they could ask, but they won't. More importantly, your country wouldn't care. Kenyan courts have no jurisdiction in your country.
She could, however, file a parental case in most countries without being a citizen, but it would require her to open a case in YOUR country.
Sorry are you telling me that they can ask my country to do the DNA test, in my country?
Really? Now I'm really worried.A Kenyan Judges cannot write an international order and this issue is not extradition worthy. You dont matter.
I know a Kenyan man who got DNA tests to prove the wife's child isn't his. It wasn't to show to a judge who won't care. It justification to show his family and Chief.
Explorer8939
09-28-25, 02:38
Anyone getting laid in Mombasa?
Absolute Joy
10-01-25, 14:48
LOL. Man get your paranoid ass off the internet. Even after Neddy told you, you still insist on pulling your hair out over this. You must be trolling us.Ok, this is the last post I'll write about this topic because I don't want to bore all you. I'm taking away this paranoia, to hell with this story. But I have the problem of my apartment rented in Mtwapa, changing apartment is a problem. I don't know if is better stay there or change. Neddy, what would you do? I swear I won't talk about it anymore ha ha ha but your answer is sacred. Thankssssss.
Mr Enternational
10-02-25, 01:47
Ok, this is the last post I'll write about this topic because I don't want to bore all you. I'm taking away this paranoia, to hell with this story. But I have the problem of my apartment rented in Mtwapa, changing apartment is a problem. I don't know if is better stay there or change. Neddy, what would you do? I swear I won't talk about it anymore ha ha ha but your answer is sacred. Thankssssss.Are you a man or a cream puff? Take a stand like a man. Don't let a broad run you up out of your home. Your home is supposed to be your castle.
Absolute Joy
10-02-25, 16:25
Are you a man or a cream puff? Take a stand like a man. Don't let a broad run you up out of your home. Your home is supposed to be your castle.Well, I just needed a little push. Case solved. Anyone who wants share a beer with me starting in early days of January just needs to message me privately. Thanks everyone.
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Are you a man or a cream puff? Take a stand like a man. Don't let a broad run you up out of your home. Your home is supposed to be your castle.Take a stand like a man. Everybody so macho, advising to tell the woman to keep her mouth shut. What about this baby boy or girl, who could be his offspring. All the instructions to situation are just how to run away like African men do and leave the kid to live in misery. But, last comment was that problem is solved, I hope that both sides are happy with solution, and life continues. So let's forget this and let's continue to have fun and continue chasing women. I could be a priest and preach you more about moral, but many woman have told me that my own moral is questionable.
Absolute Joy
10-03-25, 15:34
Take a stand like a man. Everybody so macho, advising to tell the woman to keep her mouth shut. What about this baby boy or girl, who could be his offspring. All the instructions to situation are just how to run away like African men do and leave the kid to live in misery. But, last comment was that problem is solved, I hope that both sides are happy with solution, and life continues. So let's forget this and let's continue to have fun and continue chasing women. I could be a priest and preach you more about moral, but many woman have told me that my own moral is questionable.I just decided I'm not interested. We're talking about a prostitute, not my sweetheart. No more crisis of conscience. If things get worse, once I get there, I'll pack my things and move on. The end.
I just decided I'm not interested. We're talking about a prostitute, not my sweetheart. No more crisis of conscience. If things get worse, once I get there, I'll pack my things and move on. The end.I was not talking about the mother at all, I was talking about child. But never mind, I give up. Let's hope that it is not Absolute Joy's child, that would be good for everybody, also to humankind genetic pool. I agree with ending this, let's talk about something else.
Absolute Joy
10-08-25, 08:14
I was not talking about the mother at all, I was talking about child. But never mind, I give up. Let's hope that it is not Absolute Joy's child, that would be good for everybody, also to humankind genetic pool. I agree with ending this, let's talk about something else.I'm sorry to see an offensive tone in your response, I feel like I've always expressed myself politely in the few posts I've published here. Hoping he's not my son for the sake of humanity's genetic heritage, how should I understand that? We hang out with the same prostitutes, the same incident can happen to everyone, I'm sure "these everyone" would stop moralizing at that point. There is a very subtle balance between irony and offense but I understand that on the internet the impersonal language of chats can make you misunderstand what you wanted to say.
You know there are some guys who like getting attention from men so they post up stupid posts so they can create a fire storm on just to troll.
Are you a man or a cream puff? Take a stand like a man. Don't let a broad run you up out of your home. Your home is supposed to be your castle.
Now I'm pretty sure they're plenty of guys who visited Mombasa recently and such an embarrassing bsing experience that they rather not share it on this forum!
Anyone getting laid in Mombasa?
Absolute Joy
10-14-25, 07:38
You know there are some guys who like getting attention from men so they post up stupid posts so they can create a fire storm on just to troll.I wish I were a boy! I'm definitely not a troll, let's say I'm a man who thought he had more experience in life and found himself in an unpleasant situation and asked for advice. That speech has been closed, if it is continually reopened it is not my fault.
Who comes on a sex tourism website discussing paternity shit other than a guy who loves attention from other men. You're talking about any pussy just a bunch of nonsense and I'm not surprised if you and dude have the same profiles.
I wish I were a boy! I'm definitely not a troll, let's say I'm a man who thought he had more experience in life and found himself in an unpleasant situation and asked for advice. That speech has been closed, if it is continually reopened it is not my fault.
AttilaTheHun
10-16-25, 21:30
Who comes on a sex tourism website discussing paternity shit other than a guy who loves attention from other men. You're talking about any pussy just a bunch of nonsense and I'm not surprised if you and dude have the same profiles.Some of you are maybe a sex tourist, but many of us are not. I'm cool with being a sex tourist, but that's just a segment, and many of us who are locals and just have the single man's lifestyle. Living in Kenya as residents for years, having settled in Kenya, part of the community. Those have more in common with Mubabas than sex tourist. If you don't know the term Mubaba google it. This lifestyle is similar but different. I hope you get my point and understand when we have room to discuss other parts of life aspects.
https://youtu.be/GAoqbidf7MU?si=P5qw8xGx6zPZoLpw
There is a fantasy about Mubabas including Wazungu mubabas. "Breakfast in Dubai and shopping in New York". Totally unrealistic, but hey it feeds their fantasy. In real life, they don't like sushi and don't receive airplains as a gift. However, they eat Kuku and chips finishing it off with milk shake, and they are in luxury heaven.
Nice try son, the title of this website is called International Sex Guide and the only way you can discover it if only if you're researching about prostitution. The argument you deduced from made absolutely no sense. You can on other websites and discuss about vacational rentals, retiring abroad and etc.
Some of you are maybe a sex tourist, but many of us are not. I'm cool with being a sex tourist, but that's just a segment, and many of us who are locals and just have the single man's lifestyle. Living in Kenya as residents for years, having settled in Kenya, part of the community. Those have more in common with Mubabas than sex tourist. If you don't know the term Mubaba google it. This lifestyle is similar but different. I hope you get my point and understand when we have room to discuss other parts of life aspects.
https://youtu.be/GAoqbidf7MU?si=P5qw8xGx6zPZoLpw
There is a fantasy about Mubabas including Wazungu mubabas. "Breakfast in Dubai and shopping in New York". Totally unrealistic, but hey it feeds their fantasy. In real life, they don't like sushi and don't receive airplains as a gift. However, they eat Kuku and chips finishing it off with milk shake, and they are in luxury heaven.
AttilaTheHun
10-17-25, 14:44
Nice try son, the title of this website is called International Sex Guide and the only way you can discover it if only if you're researching about prostitution. The argument you deduced from made absolutely no sense. You can on other websites and discuss vacational rentals, retiring abroad and etc.Sex guide includes prostitution and also other related topics. From visa issues to hotels or rentals to places to eat and drink to clubs to city policies that may affect us. From Police issues to cultural thinking of the girls. Look, many of us run into many issues in our quest for pussy. This is the place to learn and share. Strictly only prostitution? Absolutely not. In order to conquer pussy, you need to learn.
Your initial claim is that most guys are not sex tourists but just some individuals looking for information on things and the necessities of life on a sex tourism forum literally called international sex guide. Now you're claiming that this forum isn't about strictly prostitution but on updates that can potentially correlate to prostitution and etc. Well sir all I can say is this right here you can go eat a dick; your responses makes absolutely no sense. I'm going to say this again who in the fuck comes on a sex tourism forum discusses paternity issues especially with a none prostitute? That mother fucker can go talk to his friends, family or an online counselors about that shit. That's nothing more than classic trolling with you doing the same.
Sex guide includes prostitution and also other related topics. From visa issues to hotels or rentals to places to eat and drink to clubs to city policies that may affect us. From Police issues to cultural thinking of the girls. Look, many of us run into many issues in our quest for pussy. This is the place to learn and share. Strictly only prostitution? Absolutely not. In order to conquer pussy, you need to learn.
SuperChuck
10-18-25, 14:34
I just decided I'm not interested. We're talking about a prostitute, not my sweetheart. No more crisis of conscience. If things get worse, once I get there, I'll pack my things and move on. The end.Sad but true, not. Right!
SuperChuck
10-18-25, 14:40
Hmm was reading the last pages (too much things to do, could't read) about the less activities in Mombasa and now I'm thinking if I should change my plans. My plan was to go there in December but with all your messages.
I was last year in Mombasa and yes it wasn't the same like Tembo (this was heaven on earth) also not the same before covid but we have to deal with it. Last time I still had my fun though it was more effort. I stayed in Niyali and the road situation was # at &% to drive to Mtwapa to Casuarina (had also better days) but found one pearl and one devil. The devil was a pro from Nairobi but I didn't know that before. We've had some drinks then going to my place, at home she was acting like a porn movie actress but in the wrong way. Maybe she thought I like that, wrong thinking, I told her that and for 10 minutes it works better. Then again the nonsense, my little friend was not amused, so I told her to leave. She said yes. Price negotiation. She started with 15 k, I said no, she said that's the price in Nairobi. It was early in the morning, I was tired and told her we are not in Nairobi and wouldn't pay that in Nairobi. Gave her 3 k what was too much but I was tired. She wished me the hell I said good night.
The pearl on another day instead was nice, funny and I saw her two times more.
Hmm but now, should I change my plans?Mombasa and all of Kenya are a safe haven. Is it no longer like 20 years ago? Neither do we. Relatively safe, cheap and beautiful women. Nosy Be is squalor, Dar El Salam is only good if you have to fuck and that's it but after 1 week you get bored. There is no decent sea, it is expensive. Africa is all there unless you want to go to Burundi but what the hell do you do in Burundi after 3 days? It's good for those who only have a week to spend. And what an expense!
AttilaTheHun
10-18-25, 14:50
Your initial claim is that most guys are not sex tourists but just some individuals looking for information on things and the necessities of life on a sex tourism forum literally called international sex guide. Now you're claiming that this forum isn't about strictly prostitution but on updates that can potentially correlate to prostitution and etc. Well sir all I can say is this right here you can go eat a dick; your responses makes absolutely no sense. I'm going to say this again who in the fuck comes on a sex tourism forum discusses paternity issues especially with a none prostitute? That motherfucker can go talk to his friends, family or an online counselors about that shit. That's nothing more than classic trolling with you doing the same."Go eat a dick, motherf... Really? Is this your best comeback line? You can express your views as you please, but before you troll around, you may want to look at your mug. I didn't say most guys are not a sex tourist, I said many are not. And those are the veteran mongers who are locals who live in Mombasa and Mtwapa and Diani. Living there for years as residents. By the way, those are some of the best contributors to this forum. They are boots on the ground. They cover every angle for our quest for pussy, including rookie mistakes. Go back and read my posts before you rant around.
Absolute Joy
10-18-25, 14:53
Your initial claim is that most guys are not sex tourists but just some individuals looking for information on things and the necessities of life on a sex tourism forum literally called international sex guide. Now you're claiming that this forum isn't about strictly prostitution but on updates that can potentially correlate to prostitution and etc. Well sir all I can say is this right here you can go eat a dick; your responses makes absolutely no sense. I'm going to say this again who in the fuck comes on a sex tourism forum discusses paternity issues especially with a none prostitute? That mother fucker can go talk to his friends, family or an online counselors about that shit. That's nothing more than classic trolling with you doing the same.I disagree with your unjustifiable criticism. Who gives you permission to do this? Why this violent attitude? We all deal with sluts, so it's perfectly fine to talk about the problems a **** can cause to us. I don't understand why you have to respond this way; simply not reading or responding is enough, but insulting others isn't okay. Besides, it's easy to do so online, but in real life, maybe you shut up after seeing the size of the person you're talking to, right? Try to calm down please. I've read more than once in this forum about users who've had problems with the police, with burglaries, and things like that, yet you've discussed it without getting angry. Come on, guys, let's talk about pussy, but you're the ones who bring up this story every time. I've already stopped talking about it.
My question becomes those who are not quote on quote sex tourists how will they know the truth to the subject matter in question if they don't participate in the activities in order to provide us details? Again in order to find this website you have to do a hard search on prostitution, do you not find it weird someone who doesn't buy pussy nor is in a pussy buying area providing details on the nasty there? I've been to all those areas you just named and to be honest those places are not popping anymore because it's hard for them to fuck children there now. I hope this helps.
"Go eat a dick, motherf... Really? Is this your best comeback line? You can express your views as you please, but before you troll around, you may want to look at your mug. I didn't say most guys are not a sex tourist, I said many are not. And those are the veteran mongers who are locals who live in Mombasa and Mtwapa and Diani. Living there for years as residents. By the way, those are some of the best contributors to this forum. They are boots on the ground. They cover every angle for our quest for pussy, including rookie mistakes. Go back and read my posts before you rant around.
I just decided I'm not interested. We're talking about a prostitute, not my sweetheart. No more crisis of conscience. If things get worse, once I get there, I'll pack my things and move on. The end.My point I was trusting to make was that all the actions she was threatening you with are not even something a Kenyan is familiar with. She's both experienced and being coached. Threatening a police action puts a seal on it for me, knowing how the Kenyan police stand for. You want to do the right thing but, the right thing here is not to be prey.
Absolute Joy
10-20-25, 10:07
My point I was trusting to make was that all the actions she was threatening you with are not even something a Kenyan is familiar with. She's both experienced and being coached. Threatening a police action puts a seal on it for me, knowing how the Kenyan police stand for. You want to do the right thing but, the right thing here is not to be prey.I have a friend. If we can say so. In Mtwapa police, I met him years ago about a problem with the lady who ran my apartment and had run away with all the renters' money. He had already replied that there is no criminal offense to report to police. Now I don't want to involve him in this story even though I could, you understand? The right choice is not to be prey, you're right, but I won't give up my apartment in Mtwapa and if she comes to visit I'll see how to defend myself. In the meantime he stopped writing. I think about it less and less.
Absolute Joy
11-04-25, 08:51
I don't know if everything that follows has a relationship with what happened to me but for some time now I have been receiving messages on WhatsApp in my country from girls who want to meet me.
Stella +254 71x345 xxx.
Kendi +254 78x535 xxx.
Re +254 74x 166 xxx.
When I'm in Kenya I insert the Safaricom sim into my phone and use whatsapp.
One of these girls told me she found my number through Tinder (which I only use in Kenya) but that's not possible. Its no possible to find your number thru Tinder.
Someone gave her my number. Or she found it another way.
The fact is that these phone calls are very strange.
Has the same thing happened to any of you?
I don't know if everything that follows has a relationship with what happened to me but for some time now I have been receiving messages on WhatsApp in my country from girls who want to meet me.
Stella +254 71x345 xxx.
Kendi +254 78x535 xxx.
Re +254 74x 166 xxx.
When I'm in Kenya I insert the Safaricom sim into my phone and use whatsapp.
One of these girls told me she found my number through Tinder (which I only use in Kenya) but that's not possible. Its no possible to find your number thru Tinder.
Someone gave her my number. Or she found it another way.
The fact is that these phone calls are very strange.
Has the same thing happened to any of you?If a tourist buys a SIM card and doesn't use the number after their vacation, the SIM card expires and the number is assigned to the next tourist.
So, if you buy a SIM card, there's a very good chance that someone else had the same number a few months earlier. Then you'll get calls from girls who were actually meant for the previous user. This happens to me all the time. It's nothing unusual.
Is this the end of Cheers. ?
Absolute Joy
11-06-25, 07:56
If a tourist buys a SIM card and doesn't use the number after their vacation, the SIM card expires and the number is assigned to the next tourist.
So, if you buy a SIM card, there's a very good chance that someone else had the same number a few months earlier. Then you'll get calls from girls who were actually meant for the previous user. This happens to me all the time. It's nothing unusual.No, I've been using the same number for 4 years. I suspend it before I leave and reactivate it when I return. In Kenya, I use the Safaricom number and WhatsApp, which may explain why I've never received messages outside of Kenya before. Now Brey 25[Deleted by Admin]308 xxx has also been added.
Absolute Joy
11-06-25, 08:09
Is this the end of Cheers.Last years the plastic covers were still there to prevent the tons of dust from the new highway construction from suffocating people. Now, looking at the photo, I understand that they've built this low wall out of concrete or brick. At first glance, it looks more like a private home than a nightclub. Which, after all, had already died years ago. I usually hole up in Mtwapa, but if I need to go out in the evening to go to the Bora Bora area, I go straight to the Big Tree. I can't say if the constant change of management is the cause of this place's decline, or the lack of tourism, the highway construction certainly dealt it the final blow. I'll check in January.
Is this the end of Cheers. ?End of Cheers as we knew it. Sad, so many memories. Rest in peace. Maybe owner builds something new there, let's hope.
End of Cheers as we knew it. Sad, so many memories. Rest in peace. Maybe owner builds something new there, let's hope.RIP. North Coast. No. The Indian owner tears it down completely. There will be shops build to rent out.
Mwalimu.
If a tourist buys a SIM card and doesn't use the number after their vacation, the SIM card expires and the number is assigned to the next tourist.
So, if you buy a SIM card, there's a very good chance that someone else had the same number a few months earlier. Then you'll get calls from girls who were actually meant for the previous user. This happens to me all the time. It's nothing unusual.Dial *100*4# to keep your Safaricom line active. I prefer an eSIM vs SIM card.
Dial *100*4# to keep your Safaricom line active. I prefer an eSIM vs SIM card.That's cool. I've never heard of that before. Thanks for the info.
Absolute Joy
11-08-25, 08:10
Dial *100*4# to keep your Safaricom line active. I prefer an eSIM vs SIM card.Exactly, I always do it for the convenience of having the same number every time I return. I just have one question. When I'm in my home country, I obviously can't use Mpesa. If I top up my phone from abroad, should the amount be credited without any problems? Or am I wrong?
Exactly, I always do it for the convenience of having the same number every time I return. I just have one question. When I'm in my home country, I obviously can't use Mpesa. If I top up my phone from abroad, should the amount be credited without any problems? Or am I wrong?If you have the Safari com app and / or the mPesa app on your phone you do any transaction from any place in the world.
Mr Enternational
11-08-25, 18:49
Dial *100*4# to keep your Safaricom line active. I prefer an eSIM vs SIM card.Can you explain more about this please? Can you dial the number from other countries? Do you have to dial before leaving Kenya? What happens when you dial? How much time before your last top up and you dial until you lose your number?
Exactly, I always do it for the convenience of having the same number every time I return. I just have one question. When I'm in my home country, I obviously can't use Mpesa. If I top up my phone from abroad, should the amount be credited without any problems? Or am I wrong?I have an old android 9 phone that I use in Kenya, my number is active because I buy 20 min and 20 sms pr month, 12 month deal is 1000 shillings, I forgot how to get this deal, but they can help in an safaricom store. You can use mpesa if you are abroad, I have sent small amounts like 80 bob for bus fare or 300 for food.
And here I was, thinking that Europeans are the ones who have the money. Silly me. And every single GDP per capita list in recent times that is completely dominated by. European countries.OK, but in America a black girl cost 200 dollars or more. What if you want a girl twice a day for 10 days.
RIP. North Coast. No. The Indian owner tears it down completely. There will be shops build to rent out.
Mwalimu.I have heard rumours that owner wants to build apartments there. Just a rumour. I wonder why anybody would like to live so near the big road.
Cheers was unpopular and empty already many years. My theory is that Big Tree killed it. Before, people left Big Tree after sun went down and went to Cheers. Big Tree was empty in the evenings. Then this mr Walther came to Big Tree and started to developed it. People started to stay in Big Tree, and suddenly Cheers popularity collapsed. That road work that just continues, did not help.
So for long time, it is just some pool players that have visited Cheers. So not many people miss Cheers, just the good memories when it was still party place.
Meanwhile, Big Tree is thriving, and it is often full of people until very late. It is just getting better.
Cheers was unpopular and empty already many years. My theory is that Big Tree killed it. Before, people left Big Tree after sun went down and went to Cheers. Big Tree was empty in the evenings. Then this mr Walther came to Big Tree and started to developed it. People started to stay in Big Tree, and suddenly Cheers popularity collapsed. That road work that just continues, did not help.
So for long time, it is just some pool players that have visited Cheers. So not many people miss Cheers, just the good memories when it was still party place.No, the good old Cheers was sold. The new owner was Danish or Norwegian, I can't remember. This new owner tore down the main bar and turned Cheers into a kind of concert hall. Nobody went there anymore. That had nothing to do with the Big Tree, but rather with the stupidity of the new owner, who turned a successful business into a dead mouse.
I hope the new owner of the Safari Inn doesn't make the same mistake.
Absolute Joy
11-13-25, 08:30
I have heard rumours that owner wants to build apartments there. Just a rumour. I wonder why anybody would like to live so near the big road.
Cheers was unpopular and empty already many years. My theory is that Big Tree killed it. Before, people left Big Tree after sun went down and went to Cheers. Big Tree was empty in the evenings. Then this mr Walther came to Big Tree and started to developed it. People started to stay in Big Tree, and suddenly Cheers popularity collapsed. That road work that just continues, did not help.
So for long time, it is just some pool players that have visited Cheers. So not many people miss Cheers, just the good memories when it was still party place.
Meanwhile, Big Tree is thriving, and it is often full of people until very late. It is just getting better.Shall we talk about the Safari Inn too? On sale for 80,000 euros, that's how it appeared on their website until a few months ago. To give you an idea of how attractive the Mombasa coast is, just consider this: 80,000 euros for the Safari Inn!
Shall we talk about the Safari Inn too? On sale for 80,000 euros, that's how it appeared on their website until a few months ago. To give you an idea of how attractive the Mombasa coast is, just consider this: 80,000 euros for the Safari Inn!The Safari Inn was sold to a German man about two months ago. It was listed for 100,000 Euros. The actual sale price is unknown.
The previous owner, a Swiss man, didn't own the building or the land. He only leased it. The purchase price covered only the furnishings, the refrigerators, the televisions, and, of course, the reputation of the name.
I hope the new owner does a better job than the clown who bought Cheers.
No, the good old Cheers was sold. The new owner was Danish or Norwegian, I can't remember. This new owner tore down the main bar and turned Cheers into a kind of concert hall. Nobody went there anymore. That had nothing to do with the Big Tree, but rather with the stupidity of the new owner, who turned a successful business into a dead mouse.
I hope the new owner of the Safari Inn doesn't make the same mistake.Cheers was leased off the Sai Rock land owners, it is their land. In the good old days the 2 Germans had it. They sold it on the a Danish fella who renovated it into a music venue. He then sold it to another Danish fella who sadly got zero business out of it for whatever reason. It is as I believe being demolished for a row of commercial business lets to be built.
We shall see.
Safari inn has kind of been sold. The new guy has a deal I'm told to run it for X months before final purchase. He paid a non refundable deposit for this with an option to buy.
Cheers was leased off the Sai Rock land owners, it is their land. In the good old days the 2 Germans had it. They sold it on the a Danish fella who renovated it into a music venue. He then sold it to another Danish fella who sadly got zero business out of it for whatever reason. It is as I believe being demolished for a row of commercial business lets to be built.
We shall see.
Safari inn has kind of been sold. The new guy has a deal I'm told to run it for X months before final purchase. He paid a non refundable deposit for this with an option to buy.Yes. Rudi the Swiss owner was looking for ages to find someone stupid enough to buy Safari Inn. As he wants to retired guess where? Move to Madagascar Nosy Be to open a restaurant / bar there. LOL. Your info on Cheers is spot on.
Mwalimu.
Mr Enternational
11-14-25, 06:23
OK, but in America a black girl cost 200 dollars or more. What if you want a girl twice a day for 10 days.Not in my city. You can go down to the strip club and fuck one for $40. Maybe you are talking black chicks in New York or Seattle. Definitely not down south.
Following my reports of Nairobi, here what I can tell about Mombasa so far: I approached my Tinder matches here. I bought Tinder Platinum for 1 week and swiped the shit out of this app in that week around 4 weeks before my vacation. So only 4-5 10/10 left in every location and now when here, explained polite, but straightforward and asked if they are interested.
Indeed prices are less here. 2 dates for 4 k each, nice slim girls only negative thing were the saggy tits because of giving birth to only god knows how much kids already. Third girl refused coming to have sex against cash.
Next date will be via Rahaescorts and it's 3 k plus transport back and forth. Let's see.
Absolute Joy
11-18-25, 09:42
Following my reports of Nairobi, here what I can tell about Mombasa so far: I approached my Tinder matches here. I bought Tinder Platinum for 1 week and swiped the shit out of this app in that week around 4 weeks before my vacation. So only 4-5 10/10 left in every location and now when here, explained polite, but straightforward and asked if they are interested.
Indeed prices are less here. 2 dates for 4 k each, nice slim girls only negative thing were the saggy tits because of giving birth to only god knows how much kids already. Third girl refused coming to have sex against cash.
Next date will be via Rahaescorts and it's 3 k plus transport back and forth. Let's see.I use Tinder too, but I've never paid for a subscription. I'm only limited to a certain number of likes, I think about twenty. I clearly state in my profile that I apologize but I'm not looking for women with children. Saggy breasts are unbearable to me. 2,500 is the most I've ever paid in Mombasa, including transportation. Another 500 will get you off with a beer and some snacks. If they say no, there are 4 million other girls out there, all in love with you. I think you should be more categorical (after all, you're paying) and less available. No dinners, no Cafeserie, no invitations to sweet aperitifs on the beach at sunset. They're all potential prostitutes, even nuns, policewomen, and landladies, and they all accept your invitation because they want your money, and you want their pussy. They're polite and green when they get home. If you take them to Monsoons, they'll still order chicken. Every moment spent with them without fucking will always be boring, what the fuck are you going to tell someone who grew up on the edge of a tea plantation in Kericho? By the way, what a fucking place Kericho ha ha ha.
AttilaTheHun
11-24-25, 17:31
Following my reports of Nairobi, here what I can tell about Mombasa so far: I approached my Tinder matches here. I bought Tinder Platinum for 1 week and swiped the shit out of this app in that week around 4 weeks before my vacation. So only 4-5 10/10 left in every location and now when here, explained polite, but straightforward and asked if they are interested.
Indeed prices are less here. 2 dates for 4 k each, nice slim girls only negative thing were the saggy tits because of giving birth to only god knows how much kids already. Third girl refused coming to have sex against cash.
Next date will be via Rahaescorts and it's 3 k plus transport back and forth. Let's see.You are overpaying in Mombasa. Even 3 k is pushing it. You are paying tourist prices. I'm comfortable with 1. 5 k for short time (2-3 hrs or more) plus 500 boda and snacks. That's 2 k total. One of my girls told me that I could do 1 k with some girls if I would feed her. Providing food is not my thing. I let them cook for themselves sometimes and one girl works at a pizzeria in Mtwapa and she gets a pie for a discount for 600 ksh. That's the only time I provide food by paying for it, and I let her bring it over. One of my Meru girls works as chef, makes 9 k a month, the others not much more. If you pay her 4 k you are giving her 2 wks salary. You need to know local prices, or you are going to overpay. The pizza chef 18 k a month and she thinks hers is well above average, a very good pay. Even for her, 4 k is almost a week's salary.
You are overpaying in Mombasa. Even 3 k is pushing it. You are paying tourist prices. I'm comfortable with 1. 5 k for short time (2-3 hrs or more) plus 500 boda and snacks. That's 2 k total. One of my girls told me that I could do 1 k with some girls if I would feed her. Providing food is not my thing. I let them cook for themselves sometimes and one girl works at a pizzeria in Mtwapa and she gets a pie for a discount for 600 ksh. That's the only time I provide food by paying for it, and I let her bring it over. One of my Meru girls works as chef, makes 9 k a month, the others not much more. If you pay her 4 k you are giving her 2 wks salary. You need to know local prices, or you are going to overpay. The pizza chef 18 k a month and she thinks hers is well above average, a very good pay. Even for her, 4 k is almost a week's salary.Of course I pay the tourist price because I'm a foreigner in Kenya. Let's be honest, 3 K is 20 euros. That's what I spend in one evening at the Safari Inn. For a few passionate hours with a beauty who could be my granddaughter, that's not much. I'm happy to pay it. It doesn't matter if someone only earns 9 K a month. A can of local beer in a Kenyan supermarket also costs more than where I come from. Nevertheless, I buy it.
NamasteParis
11-25-25, 20:23
Let's be honest, 3 K is 20 euros.So? Who cares? You are in Kenya.
AttilaTheHun
11-26-25, 01:28
Of course I pay the tourist price because I'm a foreigner in Kenya. Let's be honest, 3 K is 20 euros. That's what I spend in one evening at the Safari Inn. For a few passionate hours with a beauty who could be my granddaughter, that's not much. I'm happy to pay it. It doesn't matter if someone only earns 9 K a month. A can of local beer in a Kenyan supermarket also costs more than where I come from. Nevertheless, I buy it.Would you give 1 or 2 weeks salary for a girl in your country for a few hrs to spend together? Only if she is a stunner and fireworks comes out of her pussy. 20 or 25 dollars for all night is plenty, and It's for good-looking girls. 4 k ($30 US) is overpaying territory, but you could do worse.
Would you give 1 or 2 weeks salary for a girl in your country for a few hrs to spend together? Only if she is a stunner and fireworks comes out of her pussy. 20 or 25 dollars for all night is plenty, and It's for good-looking girls. 4 k ($30 US) is overpaying territory, but you could do worse.Would you pay 800 kes for a pizza in a country where the average daily wage is 500 kes? Yes, you would.
Would you pay 300 kes for a beer in a bar where the average daily wage is 500 kes? Yes, you would.
The girls aren't overpaid at 3,000 kes. They're underpaid in regular jobs.
Look at it another way. 3,000 kes for sex is less than four pizzas. Don't compare it to average wages; compare it to what she can buy with it.
Yes, I'd have a problem paying a week's wages. But I have no problem buying her four pizzas for sex. As Einstein said: Everything is relative.
AttilaTheHun
11-28-25, 17:15
Would you pay 800 kes for a pizza in a country where the average daily wage is 500 kes? Yes, you would.
Would you pay 300 kes for a beer in a bar where the average daily wage is 500 kes? Yes, you would.
The girls aren't overpaid at 3,000 kes. They're underpaid in regular jobs.
Look at it another way. 3,000 kes for sex is less than four pizzas. Don't compare it to average wages; compare it to what she can buy with it.
Yes, I'd have a problem paying a week's wages. But I have no problem buying her four pizzas for sex. As Einstein said: Everything is relative.You are using Pizza as a comparison. You can't buy a normal-sized pie under 800 ksh. You don't have a choice but to pay that much for Pizza. The market is set, so you have no choice but pay that price. Sub-Saharan pussy is a different product category. Quality has nothing to do with the price in Africa. I aim to pay what a local pays. Plus a suitable muzungu surcharge. Paying 3 K for a really hot all night girl is ok if you feel generous. However, paying 4 K and above is what I call a rookie mistake.
Fact. Cheese in Kenya costs more than the pussy.
Never pay more than 3 k. It is a buyers market.
I was wondering why Kenyans will be at work begging tourists from European countries for money, food or knickknacks. Coming to find out they don't make enough even to get by on their own. A Kenyan woman told me to go to the grocery store and I did so in 6 different estates. South be, Westlands, Roselands, Embakasi East, Karoubongi South and Umoja. The prices were slightly different with meat and produce costing on the average 65 shillings more. 2 lb ugaili flour 250 bob, 3 lb whole chick 400 bob, passion fruit 125 bob per kilo. Delmonte mixed berry juice 350 bob. I find it hard to believe that a family of four will be able to eat off 20 euros for a week. And I'm just using these numbers as the average price. Overwhelmingly most Kenyans say in order for 1 person to live comfortably it takes 30 k after taxes.
I was wondering why Kenyans will be at work begging tourists from European countries for money, food or knickknacks. Coming to find out they don't make enough even to get by on their own. A Kenyan woman told me to go to the grocery store and I did so in 6 different estates. South be, Westlands, Roselands, Embakasi East, Karoubongi South and Umoja. The prices were slightly different with meat and produce costing on the average 65 shillings more. 2 lb ugaili flour 250 bob, 3 lb whole chick 400 bob, passion fruit 125 bob per kilo. Delmonte mixed berry juice 350 bob. I find it hard to believe that a family of four will be able to eat off 20 euros for a week. And I'm just using these numbers as the average price. Overwhelmingly most Kenyans say in order for 1 person to live comfortably it takes 30 k after taxes.Go and spend a week with a normal Kenyan family. You'll be surprised how shitty life can be. And then the white Europeans come along wanting to sleep with the pretty daughter for 1500 kes. All night long, of course. For the equivalent of two pizzas.
Absolute Joy
12-09-25, 09:05
Go and spend a week with a normal Kenyan family. You'll be surprised how shitty life can be. And then the white Europeans come along wanting to sleep with the pretty daughter for 1500 kes. All night long, of course. For the equivalent of two pizzas.So let's give this girl 200 American dollars to ease our consciences. So she can buy her seventieth new dress and fifteenth wig and look as good as new to new customers. A waitress in Mombasa earns an average of 20,000 kes a month if she's lucky. And she works 12 or more hours a day. When you meet a girl in Mombasa, do you think she's an innocent soul, a rare, precious pearl, a tender sprout born in a desolate land? No. I go to supermarkets and I know the prices, with a single sexual performance of 3000 kes I assure you that a Kenyan family of 3 people can live peacefully for 5 days (Kenchic Assorted Chicken Pack 1 kg 505 kes + Cil Pishori Aromatic Rice 1 Kg 303 kes + Rinsun Sunflower Oil 1 L 399 kes + Green Farm Yellow Egg Yolk 30 pcs 485 kes + Onions, Tomatoes and Greens more 300 kes + Masterchef Cooking Oil 1 liter 285 kes + Fresha Whole Milk 5 liters 485 kes + Winnie's Pure Health Ugali Afya 2 Kg 285 kes + Mango Apple P / Kg 119 kes). And these are girls who meet at least one muzungu a week. This is my opinion.
So let's give this girl 200 American dollars to ease our consciences. So she can buy her seventieth new dress and fifteenth wig and look as good as new to new customers. A waitress in Mombasa earns an average of 20,000 kes a month if she's lucky. And she works 12 or more hours a day. When you meet a girl in Mombasa, do you think she's an innocent soul, a rare, precious pearl, a tender sprout born in a desolate land? No. I go to supermarkets and I know the prices, with a single sexual performance of 3000 kes I assure you that a Kenyan family of 3 people can live peacefully for 5 days (Kenchic Assorted Chicken Pack 1 kg 505 kes + Cil Pishori Aromatic Rice 1 Kg 303 kes + Rinsun Sunflower Oil 1 L 399 kes + Green Farm Yellow Egg Yolk 30 pcs 485 kes + Onions, Tomatoes and Greens more 300 kes + Masterchef Cooking Oil 1 liter 285 kes + Fresha Whole Milk 5 liters 485 kes + Winnie's Pure Health Ugali Afya 2 Kg 285 kes + Mango Apple P / Kg 119 kes). And these are girls who meet at least one muzungu a week. This is my opinion.My humble thoughts on this. Do you go to work to just cover your meals. I don't. I want the most possible surplus to be able to live free and can buy most of the things and adventures I want to have. And, most important, I don't have to give ass for that and don't have to deal physical with people who's appearance or character I may not want to deal with in the first place.
It's a free market. But no offense though, yes, 200 USD would be way too much. Most I paid was like USD 60 (8 K), she was totally my type and kind of famous from other platforms, but now that I know the prices better, wouldn't pay it again. My best experience was a 4 K session (2 x), stunning, and definitely would do it again. I think you can't rent a Porsche for the price of a Fiat.
I rather just pay for pussy when I'm there I'm not interested in establishing personal relationships in that country which includes me getting involved meeting someone family there. I'm already from a geographical region where life is shitty for the majority of folks I'm not interested in learning how to be shitter outside of Latin America. And trust me all of these third world countries put a focus on money. And that's all they care about is money people will do or say anything to get some money out of you. I heard all types of stories about the Mijikenda tribes of the coast. I'm not interested in proving people wrong about them possibly having good moral character neither. If someone is trying to introduce me to their family I'll remind them I'm only looking for fun instead of establishing a golden parachute for someone from a shitty family.
Go and spend a week with a normal Kenyan family. You'll be surprised how shitty life can be. And then the white Europeans come along wanting to sleep with the pretty daughter for 1500 kes. All night long, of course. For the equivalent of two pizzas.
Hey I'm a city like Nairobi where that 18 k is a descent wage before the dreaded 30% tax that's not realistic. There's plenty of videos online discussing grocery prices and wages in Kenya 55% of Kenyans in Nairobi cannot afford to buy lunch nor a snack while at work. Some even eat once per day, prostitution and pimping was once a lucrative income now it's a struggle people don't think smart when it comes to this type of shit they focus on only trying to milk more out of you during the given moment. Then again they got robbers that be in those vicinity also that scare away Johns too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_oeRPBTEnag
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3akFfoF0B4&pp=ygUNS2VueWFuIHNhbGFyeQ%3D%3D
One of these videos is kinda false as in 20 k stuff. The workers in Club VIP 11 K per month, Sabina Joy 12 K per month security guards in CBD 15 k per month the bouncers in Small Water Worlds 8 K per month. I'm not making fun of their economic situation I find it sad as hell.
So let's give this girl 200 American dollars to ease our consciences. So she can buy her seventieth new dress and fifteenth wig and look as good as new to new customers. A waitress in Mombasa earns an average of 20,000 kes a month if she's lucky. And she works 12 or more hours a day. When you meet a girl in Mombasa, do you think she's an innocent soul, a rare, precious pearl, a tender sprout born in a desolate land? No. I go to supermarkets and I know the prices, with a single sexual performance of 3000 kes I assure you that a Kenyan family of 3 people can live peacefully for 5 days (Kenchic Assorted Chicken Pack 1 kg 505 kes + Cil Pishori Aromatic Rice 1 Kg 303 kes + Rinsun Sunflower Oil 1 L 399 kes + Green Farm Yellow Egg Yolk 30 pcs 485 kes + Onions, Tomatoes and Greens more 300 kes + Masterchef Cooking Oil 1 liter 285 kes + Fresha Whole Milk 5 liters 485 kes + Winnie's Pure Health Ugali Afya 2 Kg 285 kes + Mango Apple P / Kg 119 kes). And these are girls who meet at least one muzungu a week. This is my opinion.
Mr Enternational
12-10-25, 10:11
My humble thoughts on this. Do you go to work to just cover your meals. I don't.But do you go in to work expecting your boss to cover all of your monthly expenses for only 1 hour of labor? I don't.
AttilaTheHun
12-10-25, 20:35
My humble thoughts on this. Do you go to work to just cover your meals. I don't. I want the most possible surplus to be able to live free and can buy most of the things and adventures I want to have. And, most important, I don't have to give ass for that and don't have to deal physical with people who's appearance or character I may not want to deal with in the first place.
It's a free market. But no offense though, yes, 200 USD would be way too much. Most I paid was like USD 60 (8 K), she was totally my type and kind of famous from other platforms, but now that I know the prices better, wouldn't pay it again. My best experience was a 4 K session (2 x), stunning, and definitely would do it again. I think you can't rent a Porsche for the price of a Fiat.I'm not a white savior. Pizza is a luxury item only for special occasions. They eat ugali and mrenda etc. It's healthier and more nutritious anyway. I know how local men treat their girls and how much they spend on them. By giving her 1. 5 k - 3 k for a few hrs is way over what's realistic for most, and way over what 90% of local men give in a week or 2 weeks. Girlfriends are expected to do his laundry and cook for him and have demanding sex with him often. Put up with his controlling, typically abusive and aggressive style. You on the other hand share your lifestyle with her if she is long term type. She doesn't have to do laundry and cooking and shopping for food, etc. She is elevated to a completely high standard just by being with you. You treat her better as a human being, just being your natural self. It's a dramatic upgrade for her to be with you. This is the part is what most of us don't understand. You are the price! You are an enormous upgrade to her! Furthermore, you don't exploit her for labor like most men traditionally do in Africa. Your treatment of her is light years ahead of what she is used to. Your 1. 5 k -3 k for a few hrs is a couple of days of salary, working 12 hrs a day. You are the best thing ever happened to her. I don't measure myself by the USA standards where I'm from. I measure myself to the 95% of men in Kenya and Uganda! When in Rome, do as the Romans do. We should understand and follow the local customs when visiting Africa.
I'm not that well educated at all but one thing I can point out to you. It doesn't matter what country you're from as in referring to yourself. I know for a fact that all those European countries including Canada and America had a period where they went through gender based violence right along with gender based material roles. I'm pushing 60. I know that end until the late 90's really I can say the early 2000's. From what I'm seeing there society ain't ready for westernization for the next 150 years. Especially reconsidering some people think that if you put a rock and some leafs tied around your genitalia at night it'll help you not catch STD's I'm not making this up. Or some folks believe people get possessed by a spirit which causes them to become night runners and they'll go knocking on people doors late at night. Or if a Kikuyu woman has red legs she'll kill you in your sleep for insurance money. I can on and on about the superstitious nature in that country. But what the hell they got wife beaters in every country especially in the hood old US of A.
I'm not a white savior. Pizza is a luxury item only for special occasions. They eat ugali and mrenda etc. It's healthier and more nutritious anyway. I know how local men treat their girls and how much they spend on them. By giving her 1. 5 k - 3 k for a few hrs is way over what's realistic for most, and way over what 90% of local men give in a week or 2 weeks. Girlfriends are expected to do his laundry and cook for him and have demanding sex with him often. Put up with his controlling, typically abusive and aggressive style. You on the other hand share your lifestyle with her if she is long term type. She doesn't have to do laundry and cooking and shopping for food, etc. She is elevated to a completely high standard just by being with you. You treat her better as a human being, just being your natural self. It's a dramatic upgrade for her to be with you. This is the part is what most of us don't understand. You are the price! You are an enormous upgrade to her! Furthermore, you don't exploit her for labor like most men traditionally do in Africa. Your treatment of her is light years ahead of what she is used to. Your 1. 5 k -3 k for a few hrs is a couple of days of salary, working 12 hrs a day. You are the best thing ever happened to her. I don't measure myself by the USA standards where I'm from. I measure myself to the 95% of men in Kenya and Uganda! When in Rome, do as the Romans do. We should understand and follow the local customs when visiting Africa.
I'm not that well educated at all but one thing I can point out to you. It doesn't matter what country you're from as in referring to yourself. I know for a fact that all those European countries including Canada and America had a period where they went through gender based violence right along with gender based material roles. I'm pushing 60. I know that end until the late 90's really I can say the early 2000's. From what I'm seeing there society ain't ready for westernization for the next 150 years. Especially reconsidering some people think that if you put a rock and some leafs tied around your genitalia at night it'll help you not catch STD's I'm not making this up. Or some folks believe people get possessed by a spirit which causes them to become night runners and they'll go knocking on people doors late at night. Or if a Kikuyu woman has red legs she'll kill you in your sleep for insurance money. I can on and on about the superstitious nature in that country. But what the hell they got wife beaters in every country especially in the hood old US of A.Everything you mentioned can be found in Latin countries, and the Caribbean. Machismo is alive and well in these countries. Even with more women taking leadership roles, nothing has changed in Brazil, Columbia, Panama, and the DR, since I been going there. Stop this delusional talk like its only Africa. Women are the same in any country.
SuperChuck
12-13-25, 09:00
The reason is that the muzungus who arrive in Mombasa saw the pussy last time when the Berlin Wall fell, so they don't think straight. If ladies asked for 5,000 shillings or 10,000, they pay, and that's it. If they had any sense, they'd understand that, in Africa, spreading your legs for two hours and earning 3,000 shillings is better than working like a slave for 12 hours a day to earn 300 shillings for a single day. All you have to do is educate yourself. What do we care if a room with a toilet outside costs 8,000 shillings a month? Have we perhaps become tender-hearted Samaritans? It's the old story of the *****monger who wants young, available pussy, but only for sex, and then is moved by the poor girl's return home to her shack that evening. We satisfy our desires precisely because the girl returns home to her shack that evening.
Absolute Joy
12-13-25, 11:17
I'm looking for advice on taking a taxi from Mombasa Airport to Mtwapa at night. This is my first time landing in MSA at 1 am, so after picking up my luggage, I'll be leaving around 2 am A driver I've known for a few years is coming to pick me up to take me home, but. Well, I don't feel comfortable crossing MSA with my luggage in the middle of the night. Maybe I'm worrying too much? Thanks.
Explorer8939
12-13-25, 14:28
Anyone in Mombasa getting laid?
Mr Enternational
12-13-25, 15:48
The reason is that the muzungus who arrive in Mombasa saw the pussy last time when the Berlin Wall fell, so they don't think straight. If ladies asked for 5,000 shillings or 10,000, they pay, and that's it.They are in fact trying to elevate the women so they will not have to fuck for money anymore, thereby creating a problem for themselves of not having anybody to fuck for money. As I always say, own worst enemy.
FlagRunner77
12-13-25, 17:06
I'm finally taking the plunge and visiting Kenya next week. Last minute trip determined by flight costs compared to certain other mongering destinations. I'm a regular of Thailand but I'm not expecting anything near similar standard of accommodation / food etc. I've RTFF for the last 40 pages so have a good handle on that (thanks for all who have contributed).
I'm only travelling for 8 days and I'm undecided on the split between Nairobi and Mombasa. I've still to RTFF on Nairobi. This is really a trip to try out both and decide where I want to return to for a longer period of time.
I do have a couple of questions about Mombasa generally (non-mongering).
Staying somewhere close to Big Tree, is it relatively safe to walk around? I'm currently walking see. 10 miles per day and I'd like to keep that up. An alternative would be a gym if anyone is aware of one close by (or a reasonably priced hotel which might have one? Less than $100 per day for hotel is what I'm looking at.
Is anyone willing to definitively list the 'good' nights for the various places? I have noted Tuesday and Friday for Safari Inn, but I haven't read of good nights for other common nightlife spots?
Finally, if anyone happens to be in town and would be willing to meet up for a few beers, please PM me!
I'll report back after my trip.
I'm finally taking the plunge and visiting Kenya next week. Last minute trip determined by flight costs compared to certain other mongering destinations. I'm a regular of Thailand but I'm not expecting anything near similar standard of accommodation / food etc. I've RTFF for the last 40 pages so have a good handle on that (thanks for all who have contributed).
I'm only travelling for 8 days and I'm undecided on the split between Nairobi and Mombasa. I've still to RTFF on Nairobi. This is really a trip to try out both and decide where I want to return to for a longer period of time.
I do have a couple of questions about Mombasa generally (non-mongering).
Staying somewhere close to Big Tree, is it relatively safe to walk around? I'm currently walking see. 10 miles per day and I'd like to keep that up. An alternative would be a gym if anyone is aware of one close by (or a reasonably priced hotel which might have one? Less than $100 per day for hotel is what I'm looking at..Accom is crap and over priced. Look at Kahama, Sai rock apartments and Indiana beach all 3 on Bamburi beach. Drop a PM if you want more info.
Plenty Airbnb's but they are in the estates for a newbie a bit tricky perhaps.
All will be plenty under $100.
Gyms not really any good ones these days. Walking, use the beach. I do a lot of beach walks. Walking around in day is fine anywhere. At night as a newbie be a bit more careful.
Night life is running on fumes these days. Big tree gets busy some nights. A new place called Al Capone behind city mall but I have not been. Safari inn as you mention.
For women just approach any you like you anywhere, the vast majority will talk no probs and go from there.
I am out the night life scene these days.
I'm finally taking the plunge and visiting Kenya next week. Last minute trip determined by flight costs compared to certain other mongering destinations. I'm a regular of Thailand but I'm not expecting anything near similar standard of accommodation / food etc. I've RTFF for the last 40 pages so have a good handle on that (thanks for all who have contributed).
I'm only travelling for 8 days and I'm undecided on the split between Nairobi and Mombasa. I've still to RTFF on Nairobi. This is really a trip to try out both and decide where I want to return to for a longer period of time.
I do have a couple of questions about Mombasa generally (non-mongering).
Staying somewhere close to Big Tree, is it relatively safe to walk around? I'm currently walking see. 10 miles per day and I'd like to keep that up. An alternative would be a gym if anyone is aware of one close by (or a reasonably priced hotel which might have one? Less than $100 per day for hotel is what I'm looking at.
Is anyone willing to definitively list the 'good' nights for the various places? I have noted Tuesday and Friday for Safari Inn, but I haven't read of good nights for other common nightlife spots?
Finally, if anyone happens to be in town and would be willing to meet up for a few beers, please PM me!
I'll report back after my trip.Monday: Eagle Nest karaoke, very crowded. Later Casorina has some people.
Tuesday, Safari Inn, after that Casorina.
Wednesday. Pizza day in Big3, many people in daytime. Pool Bum bum in Casorina at night, many people.
Thursday. Hmmm. Casourina.
Friday. Bum bum twerking in Big Tree. Safari Inn is very crowded, starting at eight pm. Many people go to Casourina from Safari Inn.
Saturday. Bikini Show in Big Tree. Afterwards Casourina. Not so many people like on Friday.
Sunday, family show in Big Tree. Bum bum twerking in Casourina at night, it is maybe busiest night in Casourina.
Separately, Hypnotica has lot of people every night, it is different planet, you may love it or hate it. Thursday bum bum twerking, Friday, Saturday, Sunday bum bum twerking maybe busiest.
In Mtwapa there are Screenshot and Yacts, I don't like them, they are too local. And there are many other bars of course.
For me, Big Tree, Casourina are main ones. Eagle Nest I go to eat, it has crowd in many nights, and Casourina later is in walking distance. Safari Inn and Hypnotica I go often. Others I don't go so much-.
Those are musungu places, slim girls go in these places because they know musungu likes slim.
Daytime, afternoon and sometimes evening, Big Tree is a place to go.
New place Al Capone, go there and buy one beer and walk it around, probably you will not go second time. It is for local people to sit in big group around tables. No bar, no dancing floor, not a mongering place.
If I want to be in beach hotel I book Big Tree. If it is full like it is often nowadays, I book from Sheratton, that is 100 meter from Big Tree. Also Blue Azul is good, that is next to Big Tree. Book for two person, that is better than paying for each visitor.
Beaches are safe to walk. Bamburi beach is where Big Tree is located. Take a moto or taxi and walk also Nyali Beach / Bamburi beach. Look from internet when the tide is high or low.
And the title says it all.
Everything you mentioned can be found in Latin countries, and the Caribbean. Machismo is alive and well in these countries. Even with more women taking leadership roles, nothing has changed in Brazil, Columbia, Panama, and the DR, since I been going there. Stop this delusional talk like its only Africa. Women are the same in any country.
Due to the recent hardcore crackdown on Child Exploitation the answer to that question is no. No one really travels to the coastal communities anymore like that. Actually I've seen guys post travel announcements all the time and they never do any follow ups.
Anyone in Mombasa getting laid?
Absolute Joy
12-15-25, 10:33
And so, a few months later, last night I received 21 notifications on my silent phone. I noticed it this morning. The girl came back using an acquaintance's phone, having blocked her. She says she gave birth and sent me a couple of photos that I haven't even opened; there are no read receipts. She asks me if I want to help her. Now I'm really annoyed. I definitely don't want to know anything about it, I don't want to help anyone. I'm not interested in having a child with a prostitute; if I started helping her even with a small sum, I'd never get out of this. What a shitty story.
AttilaTheHun
12-15-25, 15:41
I'm finally taking the plunge and visiting Kenya next week. Last minute trip determined by flight costs compared to certain other mongering destinations. I'm a regular of Thailand but I'm not expecting anything near similar standard of accommodation / food etc. I've RTFF for the last 40 pages so have a good handle on that (thanks for all who have contributed).
I'm only travelling for 8 days and I'm undecided on the split between Nairobi and Mombasa. I've still to RTFF on Nairobi. This is really a trip to try out both and decide where I want to return to for a longer period of time.
I do have a couple of questions about Mombasa generally (non-mongering).
Staying somewhere close to Big Tree, is it relatively safe to walk around? I'm currently walking see. 10 miles per day and I'd like to keep that up. An alternative would be a gym if anyone is aware of one close by (or a reasonably priced hotel which might have one? Less than $100 per day for hotel is what I'm looking at.
Is anyone willing to definitively list the 'good' nights for the various places? I have noted Tuesday and Friday for Safari Inn, but I haven't read of good nights for other common nightlife spots?
Finally, if anyone happens to be in town and would be willing to meet up for a few beers, please PM me!
I'll report back after my trip.You won't be disappointed if you go to Big Tree. Check out his video: https://youtu.be/6J7qZ0Geqk0?si=SGqY8WXRFLLRU64W.
Mr Enternational
12-15-25, 18:17
You won't be disappointed if you go to Big Tree. Check out his video: https://youtu.be/6J7qZ0Geqk0?si=SGqY8WXRFLLRU64W.Well you can call me crazy, because I have been there and I was very disappointed, along with that supposed chic restaurant down the beach with the horrible food. Make sure to have your cat repellent when you go to Big Tree, because those cats are relentless.
Mr Enternational
12-15-25, 18:18
And so, a few months later, last night I received 21 notifications on my silent phone. I noticed it this morning. The girl came back using an acquaintance's phone, having blocked her. She says she gave birth and sent me a couple of photos that I haven't even opened; there are no read receipts. She asks me if I want to help her. Now I'm really annoyed. I definitely don't want to know anything about it, I don't want to help anyone. I'm not interested in having a child with a prostitute; if I started helping her even with a small sum, I'd never get out of this. What a shitty story.Ignore her. The pictures are of some other chick's kid.
AttilaTheHun
12-16-25, 23:49
Well you can call me crazy, because I have been there and I was very disappointed, along with that supposed chic restaurant down the beach with the horrible food. Make sure to have your cat repellent when you go to Big Tree, because those cats are relentless.The cats can be annoying. My worst experience was at Kingston Beach Lounge. The place is good, and I like it there, however cats are super aggressive and ugly. Like in a fricking horror movie. I haven't had any serious cat issue at Big Tree. It's my favorite place, in Mombasa, regardless of cats and monkeys and crows. Haven't experienced any Alfred Hitchcock moments so far.
Mr Enternational
12-17-25, 00:31
The cats can be annoying. My worst experience was at Kingston Beach Lounge. The place is good, and I like it there, however cats are super aggressive and ugly. Like in a fricking horror movie. I haven't had any serious cat issue at Big Tree. It's my favorite place, in Mombasa, regardless of cats and monkeys and crows. Haven't experienced any Alfred Hitchcock moments so far.Hey. Probably did not help any to be eating fish either. LOL.
Well you can call me crazy, because I have been there and I was very disappointed, along with that supposed chic restaurant down the beach with the horrible food. Make sure to have your cat repellent when you go to Big Tree, because those cats are relentless.This photo from restaurant is not Big Tree. Char Choma? Walking distance from Big Tree, food there is good and good place to take lady.
Chocha Monger
12-18-25, 04:06
And so, a few months later, last night I received 21 notifications on my silent phone. I noticed it this morning. The girl came back using an acquaintance's phone, having blocked her. She says she gave birth and sent me a couple of photos that I haven't even opened; there are no read receipts. She asks me if I want to help her. Now I'm really annoyed. I definitely don't want to know anything about it, I don't want to help anyone. I'm not interested in having a child with a prostitute; if I started helping her even with a small sum, I'd never get out of this. What a shitty story.Wow! What a situation to find one's self in! A hard fuck ruptured a condom resulting in a Kenyan cream pie, and now there is a little bundle of Absolute Joy running around Kenya. You wouldn't be the first or the last monger to father children on a prostitute. Consider it a hazard of the hobby. If a cock with viable semen goes around whaling away on fertile pussies like Mjolnir falling from Asgard onto Midgard, eventually something is going to happen.
What is the worst that can happen? A fatherless little bundle of Absolute Joy grows up hard in the slums of Kenya, and continues his legacy. What is the best that can happen? It turns out that it was all a scam and there was no little bundle of Absolute Joy to begin with. Either way, we will never know unless that Kenyan hooker manages to scrape up enough coin to file a paternity lawsuit against the recalcitrant papa.
AttilaTheHun
12-18-25, 20:24
This photo from the restaurant is not Big Tree. Char Choma? Walking distance from Big Tree, food there is good and good place to take lady.Yes, that photo shows Char Choma. Both are good places to take a lady. My Kenyan girls go crazy at the foam party scene. Always makes them excited and horny. I also like the Bongo music selection at Char Choma and makes the girls to stand up and dance a round even if they are in the middle of eating. Funny how they eat and stand up for a short dance at the table and then sit down to eat gain. I think it's a Kenyan thing to eat and dance at the same time. Not Cats and Monkey business at Char Choma in my experience.
SuperChuck
12-19-25, 09:48
Wow! What a situation to find one's self in! A hard fuck ruptured a condom resulting in a Kenyan cream pie, and now there is a little bundle of Absolute Joy running around Kenya. You wouldn't be the first or the last monger to father children on a prostitute. Consider it a hazard of the hobby. If a cock with viable semen goes around whaling away on fertile pussies like Mjolnir falling from Asgard onto Midgard, eventually something is going to happen.
What is the worst that can happen? A fatherless little bundle of Absolute Joy grows up hard in the slums of Kenya, and continues his legacy. What is the best that can happen? It turns out that it was all a scam and there was no little bundle of Absolute Joy to begin with. Either way, we will never know unless that Kenyan hooker manages to scrape up enough coin to file a paternity lawsuit against the recalcitrant papa.Ma cosa deve succedergli non lo capisco!! Che.
SuperChuck
12-19-25, 09:55
Wow! What a situation to find one's self in! A hard fuck ruptured a condom resulting in a Kenyan cream pie, and now there is a little bundle of Absolute Joy running around Kenya. You wouldn't be the first or the last monger to father children on a prostitute. Consider it a hazard of the hobby. If a cock with viable semen goes around whaling away on fertile pussies like Mjolnir falling from Asgard onto Midgard, eventually something is going to happen.
What is the worst that can happen? A fatherless little bundle of Absolute Joy grows up hard in the slums of Kenya, and continues his legacy. What is the best that can happen? It turns out that it was all a scam and there was no little bundle of Absolute Joy to begin with. Either way, we will never know unless that Kenyan hooker manages to scrape up enough coin to file a paternity lawsuit against the recalcitrant papa.But what has to happen to him I don"t understand!! That this African girl is looking for a lawyer to sue a foreigner who goes on vacation to Kenya 2 months a year?
Well, if this happens, the foreigner takes the first flight and returns home and never mind, there are many other beautiful places in the world with the sea to go to. And say Hello, to Kenya.
What can this girl do, make you come and look for you in your country? It is a bad concern but it is resolved.
Then there are people who are more experienced than me in giving advice but I think so.
Chocha Monger
12-19-25, 15:31
But what has to happen to him I don"t understand!! That this African girl is looking for a lawyer to sue a foreigner who goes on vacation to Kenya 2 months a year?
Well, if this happens, the foreigner takes the first flight and returns home and never mind, there are many other beautiful places in the world with the sea to go to. And say Hello, to Kenya.
What can this girl do, make you come and look for you in your country? It is a bad concern but it is resolved.
Then there are people who are more experienced than me in giving advice but I think so.What happens to him next depends on what he does and what she does. If he flees Kenya and never returns, that will probably be the end of the story. However, if he returns to Kenya and has open warrants, he may be forced to resolve a paternity suit before being allowed to exit the country. Alternatively, the alleged mother may do nothing legally, and he will be free to come and go as he pleases. Lastly, there is the remote possibility that her tribe pays him a visit in Kenya and they sort it out.
Yes, that photo shows Char Choma. Both are good places to take a lady. My Kenyan girls go crazy at the foam party scene. Always makes them excited and horny. I also like the Bongo music selection at Char Choma and makes the girls to stand up and dance a round even if they are in the middle of eating. Funny how they eat and stand up for a short dance at the table and then sit down to eat gain. I think it's a Kenyan thing to eat and dance at the same time. Not Cats and Monkey business at Char Choma in my experience.Cats and monkeys. They are everywhere. Cats are small nuisance, when you eat they come to beg for food, in Big Tree and many other restaurants. Not in Char Choma? Monkeys are big nuisance, and they are everywhere. I am sure that in Char Choma also when it is more silent in morning time and day time. In Mtwapa town monkeys are everywhere, if you leave your window open and go away they come inside to look for food and may break your tv, this has happened in the rooms that I have been. I can see monkeys everywhere in Nyali also. Probably in Mombasa town also. In Nairobi they have much bigger monkies but I don't know Nairobi well. Diani monkeys are bigger than Nort Coast monkeys.
In Big Tree problems are also crows, looking for unguarded plates and shitting on you. Finally, if you have room in Big Tree and you leave your door open at nigh, you may find very big crab in your room, showing you very big scissors when you try to chase it away.
Happy Safari.
SuperChuck
12-24-25, 08:35
I'm planning a new trip to Mombasa and I've found an apartment that doesn't have a safe, I should leave the money in my suitcase inside the closet.
Does anyone know if it is possible to open a temporary current account and leave the money in the bank, withdrawing it when necessary?
I'm planning a new trip to Mombasa and I've found an apartment that doesn't have a safe, I should leave the money in my suitcase inside the closet.
Does anyone know if it is possible to open a temporary current account and leave the money in the bank, withdrawing it when necessary?No you won't be able to open an account.
2 best options.
Use mpesa.
Or.
Get a free usage abroad debit or visa card. The other than that hide the money in the apartment.
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