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LustyHombre
11-04-07, 19:38
my so and i, her sister and my bro-in-law jean (visiting from belgium and getting bored in msa) decided to check out a beach villa the girls had recently inherited in zanzibar and which we hadn’t been to since 1992: beautiful location right on a palm fringed beach, about 1. 5 hrs drive from the airport, no other wazungu nearby, very nicely equipped and furnished but no tv, the telephone was dead, and no internet; however, the propane-powered fridge was working just fine, the wine cellar was well stocked with pinotage (and even some of my fave ozzie shiraz), the fishermen in the village next door gave us first dibs on whatever they caught (dorado, tuna, kole kole, and every now and then crabs and lobster). in short: paradise on earth.

after 2 weeks of this jean and i had finished all the wine, read all the books we had brought with us, plus the ones we found in the house and were bored to death again. thanks god the girls came to our rescue and sent us to zanzibar town to buy some medical supplies for the dispensary they had set up in "our" village. having accomplished that and while driving around the area we chanced upon a gorgeous new resort hotel, the zanzibar kempinski. we decided to check it out and, after a guided tour of the facilities, sat down at the open air restaurant for lunch. lots of over-the-hill and indecently sunburnt tourists (mainly germans and italians, it seems – little wonder seeing the prices the kempinski charges.). casting around some furtive glances, we spotted 2 very attractive looking single ladies a few tables over. one of them seemed somewhat familiar but i wasn’t sure, bcs of the sunglasses and all.

after lunch, the 2 young ladies retreated to the adjacent bar overlooking the beach and we mosied over to take a better look. all of a sudden it hit me, but before i could ask her "aren’t you irina " she jumped up from her chair and hugged me. turns out, not only had i met irina before but soraya as well: the 2 of them were the unforgettable main talent at viking /cat69 which i had the pleasure of enjoying in either ’97 or ’98 (not sure they are still in biz; i heard their skipper ran away; anyhow they were the operator of the first luxury all inclusive sex holiday in the caribbean. you paid around $6k for 4 days of unlimited debauchery – the first night in a colonial style mansion on the beach (in st. maarten if i recall) + 3 nights on a 4-stateroom catamaran sailing from one little island to the next – with your choice of gorgeous supermodel-material girls from russia and/or brazil or venezuela. you could either stick with the same girl throughout or swap whenever you agreed to with another guest (and we all swapped a few times to and fro). this was the most satisfying. and exhausting – non stop sex i had ever had until then.

a few years later i met irina again at the (alas now closed) fkk atlantis near frankfurt and took her back to fra at the end of her shift for the entire next day and night – the absolute highlight of my extra-marital activities ever. .

turns out that irina and soraya are now (in their "twilight years", being around 33 or so, i guess) working in tokyo and had decided they needed a break in a place far away from it all (they both hate their work environment there). irina and i quickly established that we both had the urgent need to refresh our memories of each other. we therefore retired to her room, leaving jean and soraya at the bar. the fireworks were on as soon as the door was slammed shut. before i got anywhere close to cum for the first time she had had already 2 o’s (imagine a raging nympho who has had nothing going on for the last 7 days) – she virtually raped me doing bbbjcapistrano, bls, dato, mish, greek and atm – not that i complained. we hardly noticed when soraya let herself and jean into the room and started making noise on the other bed.

we recuperated from the rough sex by sitting out on the balcony for a smoke and a glass of wine with her sitting in my lap, swapping "remember when. " stories, both of us cuddled in the (very nice and original turkish) bathrobes provided by mr. kempinski for his spoilt guests.

when we re-entered the bedroom, soraya motioned us to join them on her bed but we both declined and instead went back to irina’s bed where we made real tender love, ever so nice and slow. we both were somewhat irritated by the 2 others banging away energetically on the next bed, but accomplished a state of blissful fusion of our minds and bodies nevertheless. .

the girls had to return to tokyo the next day (they both hate that place, but the money is better than anywhere else, they say). now that i have irina’s email addy, i will make sure that our next rendez-vous won’t take 5 years to materialize.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Gesheft
11-05-07, 07:19
My SO and I, her sister and my bro-in-law Jean (visiting from Belgium and getting bored in MSA) decided to check out a beach villa the girls had recently inherited in Zanzibar and which we hadn’t been to since 1992: ]
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nice report - but for accuracys sake - should really be in the Tanzania thread!

G

LustyHombre
11-05-07, 10:14
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nice report - but for accuracys sake - should really be in the Tanzania thread!

GYou're right, except my traditional appreciation for accuracy got misplaced (together with my suitcase) the last time I passed thru Zurich airport.

Ndugu
03-23-08, 19:46
our favorite kenyan police station is located on mombasa's north coast opposite cheers bar in bamburi. what makes this police station so special is their ingeniousity in tourist scamming. of course, not all the officers are corrupt, untrained and unprofessional but the few good cops are not enough to give that particular station a good reputation. you might become a victim of these scavengers once you show your face outside the hotel. having some alcoholic beverages, hooking up with a prostitute or dealing with a beach boy will most likely increase your chances to make the acquaintance of an "officer" all you have to do is tell the ”right” person about your hotel, date of departure and of how much money you possess. it is very common that you will be visited in your hotel either on a friday afternoon or 2 days before your departure. reasons are obvious: booked on a friday will give the highly trained bamburi copper a chance to put you in jail for the entire weekend because courts are closed. even though you’ll not be fined but released the following monday, you had to spend a weekend in a stinking cell beyond human dignity. how much would you pay for “assistance” to avoid such dilemma??? booking you 2 days before your departure is the true virtue of the corrupt bamburi cop. having studied your every move over the past 7 days, the copper will use any means to arrest you for maximum extortion. he’s aware that you cannot miss your flight and that you would do everything not to. he is also aware that you may have spent all your money already but fortunately for him you are white. white people always have means of getting more money. just call your sister or a friend to help you out, it’s that simple. this advice is for free and even comes from the generous law abiding bamburi cop himself. your embassy will be too slow to assist you within 48 hours – forget about that! pay or stay thanks to the friendly and corrupt bamburi coproach! unfortunately the outdated colonial laws make it easy for any corrupt cop to extort huge amounts from their victims.

most common charges are:

possession of drugs or narcotics*-*even if you are not a drug user, the friendly bamburi cop or his assistant will gladly provide the evidence

sexual relationship with minors - our favorite; a 20 year old hooker with a fake or no id and a bamburi cop on standby. even better, a17 year old prostitute with 2 children and 1 deeply concerned bamburi officer as her boyfriend or even pimp. funny enough, you'll find these "minors" in all common bars between 12 and 5 am!!!

sexual harassment - same as above but less expensive

racism - can be anything as we all know...

not carrying an id - bamburi copper knows that your passport is with the hotel and will try to cash in by "not arresting you"

hooker without id - according to the average bamburi cop, it is you who is at fault if your female company does not carry her id. he will get his cut by threatening to arrest both of you until a proper id is produced.

sexual assault - the smart ones at bamburi police finally found out that dildo's are not only woman friendly but also "cop wallet enriching" the wrong hooker will call her right bamburi pimp shortly after having enjoyed the device together with you. usually 3 coppers will come to the poor lady's aid, steal your dildos and charge you.

possession of pornographic material - having fun with your gal, some nude shots with your digicam, possession of drawings of even nude breasts? you are in for a bamburi treat! the kenyan third world law defines almost any form of nudity as pornography.

in kenya, a corrupt cop can arrest you for nothing and without any evidence!!!

remember, once you arrive in kenya, you have also travelled a 100 years back in time. you arrive with enough money that could feed a corrupt bamburi coppers family and his hookers for at least a year – why should he spare you?

part 1

first off i have to mention that i frequently visit kenya since 1990 and made lot's of friends. i even volunteered in severl projects especially in lodwar to help local turkana's drilling boreholes, building sanitary facilities in schools and providing a computer lab donated by my fellow country men. usually i spend about half a year in kenya because of my local girlfriend. i often heard stories about bamburi police and considered most of them tales of unhappy offenders. in all the years in kenya i never had any conflict with police or the law until april this year.

my girlfriend took a flight to mombasa to purchase a new car. she called me the following day and told me that she got the car but would like me to come and drive back to nairobi together. i took the evening flight and arrived at 11pm in mombasa. she came with a friend to the airport from where we left to kahama hotel in bamburi. after some drinks at their restaurant we decided to visit florida nightclub. we met some nice people and had lot's of fun till about 5am when we decided to go home. on the way home we had to pass tembo disco and decided to have "one for the road". not many people there, just a bling bling kenyan with some asian friends and a girl sitting alone at one of the tables. we invited her over and bought her some drinks and food and again had a good time. we drunk ourselves high like kites till about 8am. only one incident turned out to be a bit ugly when the bling bling tried to hit on my girlfriend. he even had the audacity to come right to our place and we told him to go and fuck himself. the reason why i mention this, is because he might have been a cop or cop friend that had something to do with what followed that day.

we left together with the girl at 8am. i run out of money and even had to sign my bill and therefore couldn't give the girl some cash for a taxi. i also was to drunk to drive her all the way home and decided to take her to kahama. my girlfriend booked another room for her and we all went upstairs to finally find some sleep. all of us went first to our room and had a "nightcup" which actually rendered us unconcious. we all fell asleep in our bed and the girl didn't even make to her room. my girlfriend woke me at around 11am and told me that there were 3 people outside the door claiming to be bamburi cops demanding to enter the room. needless to say that we were still drunk and couldn't probably deal the right way with the situation. anyway, the "cops" kept on knocking and our guest woke also up and asked what was going on. we told her that the police is outside and want to search the room. we also told her to ignore them because i wanted to make some phone calls first to find out whether this was a hoax. now, whether the girl got really scared or she was another part of the scam is unclear to me. despite the fact that we told her to wait, she run to the door and invited these people in. they were 2 beach boy like looking males and 1 utterly cheap dressed female (one might think that even a kenyan cop has minimum wages to dress decent). we asked for the purpose of their visit and something like an search or arrest warrant. they could produce nothing but an police id that was expired 2007! once they were in the room they claimed to be tipped off that we are drug traffickers and want to perform a search. me and my girlfriend were still naked at that time and i told them that without id or warrant they can go to hell. i wanted to get my cell from the cupboard and one of the "officers" grabbed my hand and tried to push me back. still under influence of alcohol i took that little guy by his throat and pressed him against the wall. he then handed me my cell phone and i let go of him. some minutes later 5 more officers arrived but this time a bit more official with valid id's and some even in uniform.

now picture this:

the cops went straight for my trousers and my girlfriends handbag, to our surprise they claimed having found some baby powder and a sacchet with a white substance. satisfied with their findings they just had a look into our suitcases and the wardrobe before asking us to come to the bamburi police station to file a report. imagine, i could have had 2 kg of any drug under the bed or behind the curtains - they never even checked under the matress!!! also, if we would have been aware of any drugs in our possession we would have had ample time to dispose of it either by flushing it down the toilet or shoving it up of one of our asses (2 gramms of cocaine according to their statement). we had many containers containing perfumes, soaps and playing cards but these amateurs in corruption and framing didn't care open any of it! i ordered some breakfast earlier on and the room service came up with the order. the waitress took a full tray with cups, plates, ashtray and empty cigarette boxes with her on the way out - no copper checked for any drugs in there either... anyway, i was allowed to take a shower and finally my girlfriend got permission to dress up after some of the coppers finished drooling at her body. they then confirep001ed my trousers (and only my trousers!) and asked us to come to bamburi police station. i enquired whether we are arrested and they said no, we are to make a statement only. the coppers drove in their pickup and me and the girls used our car to go to the station.

once at the station we immediately had to surrender our cell phones to ensure that nobody can be informed to assist us. i was so pissed off and told them to not to forget to search the car as well. they looked a bit dumbfolded at first but then decided to follow my advice - hillarious!!! even then, just having a look in the glove compartment and under the seats satisfied these "experts in investigations". again, if i were a drug trafficker i would have used a spare tyre, first aid kit or even the ashtray to hide my valuable merchandise. these cops wouldn't find jack shitt unless you tell them exactly where to look for. we asked several times of what are the charges against us but never received an answer. i was not even allowed to use my cell to call a lawyer or even my embassy. we have been held without any accusations for about 12 hours at this stinking place called a police station when finally at 11 pm some officers from central police arrived and told us about the charges against us. these (good and professional) officers took our statements, fingerprints and even assisted with some mineral water and cigarettes. we hoped that all would be over soon but to our surprise we had to go back to cell. in the morning we were taken to court in the back of a pickup. also imagine of how one stinks, sleeping a night on the same concrete floor where others [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140). they don't even allow you to respect their own court house by permitting you a change of clothes or shower - imagine people, there is no water for inmates!!!

once in court you will be flocked with hundreds of other arrested people in the cells beneath the building. after some hours they take you to the chambers awaiting hearing. we were accused of two counts of offenses: possession of 2 grams of cocaine grade bla bla bla with a street value of 4000 kes and behold, resisting arrest!!!! what arrest? remeber, we volunteered and even gave a lift to one of the officers! after pleading not guilty "his honor" gave each a bond of 20000 kes with a surety of the same amount. this is now another dilemma: my passport was in nairobi and my girlfriends passport confirep001ed by the police. they all know that without id you'll never be able to go to a bank and withdraw funds for bail. i even had to surrender my passport to the court after it had been flown in from nairobi. no way in hell to get cash or surety without having friends. we had been taken back to the court jail awaiting bail or imprisonment.

end part 1

in part 2 i will give you all the details of how the bribing procedure took place and also some insight on shimo la tewa prison. mzungu being robbed of his personal effects by wardens in court is just another highlight of this anekdote...

Ndugu
04-03-08, 13:29
part 2

we have been taken back to the "court catacombs" waiting to be bailed out or taken to shimo la tewa prison. no one is allowed to use his cell phone unless some cash (200 bob) is given to a warden. i was able to make some important calls before finally the battery died. to receive a visitor that might give any information another "donation" is required. i learned that we will have to be jailed the same day. you may keep all your possessions but the mobile phone which will be locked in a small trunk upon arrival at court. i had a nice lighter, a silver cigarette flip box and some cash (1200 kes). at around 6pm the wardens will collect all of it and handcuff everybody. you then will be herded to the prison bus and taken to shimo la tewa. upon arrival i received my cell phone but neither cash nor the other items. i've been told that these items are with another warden and to be handed over to shimo administration. i also had to go there and surrender my cell and my belt. after receiving a receipt for my mobile i wondered about the whereabouts of the rest of my stuff. i asked the (friendly) warden and he told me that he knows nothing about it. needles to say that once you enter this place the last thing to do is to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off a warden by starting an (fruitless) investigation. i have to admit though that all wardens at shimo (not the transporting ones from court) are friendly to europeans and assist whenever asked. they know of course that a mzungu has money and favors given will pay off. *same thing in the cell; the bosses there will provide you with cigarettes, weed, water and even food which they cook on their own at night. they all know that once you receive cash you will compensate them buy buying bread, milk and tea from the kiosk. the cell itself is about a 100 square meters with a non functional shower/toilet occupied by 50 inmates. the majority has to sleep on concrete floor that’s covered by blankets and close to each other like sardines. shall i mention the smell at 40 degrees c and the bedbugs all over? *i was allowed to receive a visitor after 2 days and got an update on my bail and some cash. my friend told me that my passport had arrived from nairobi and there are changes to get out before the weekend. after a 2 day bribe marathon and the help of a dubious lawyer at court my friend finally arrived on friday afternoon with the release order. after 5 days arrested with no clothes to change and only living on mineral water (i went on hunger strike and didn’t eat a thing) i was finally free! my girlfriend was released the day before and the other girl couldn’t find a surety and had to stay in.

a week later was the mentioning. having some friends at court seemed to be very valuable and shortly after mentioning "negotiations" begun. my girlfriend and me waited outside the court while our contact had talks with the clerk, prosecutor and magistrate. we offered 50k to finalize this issue not because of being guilty but to avoid month long court appearances and maybe another setup. after about 2 hours our contact came back with a demand of 120k which was an hour later increased to 150k because of 2 charges. we were utterly shocked when we came to know that after paying we also had to plead guilty! how stupid can one be to bribe for his own sentence? we decided to pay fuck all and let them go on with the procedure. on our way back to nairobi we received a call from our contact that the "court" agreed with 60k but still we had to plead guilty. but guilty for what? facts are, the 2 grams of cocaine turned out to be talcum powder but apparently traces of cocaine have been found on the sachet (analysis by kenya narcotics department). the same sachet was never searched for finger prints to prove any of us being the owner. our request of being tested for drug consumption have been ignored and we were put away for 6 days instead, probably to avoid that we would do it on our own. never a search or arrest warrant was issued nor a receipt given for items confirep001ed (which is kenyan law). even if they would have found real drugs, without search warrant the evidence is void and therefore no case. but we know that the law works in mysterious ways, especially in kenya and predated documents could be produced. we finally decided to spend money on a recommended lawyer that is confident that the case is to be dismissed.

i mentioned the other girl earlier in part 1 and of how strange she behaved. the reasons are now clear. we found out that it was her that called the cops and probably put the sachet in my trousers while i was asleep (that’s why she never used the room we booked for her). the lady cop is a close friend of hers and they used to do a similar scam on one of my friends. he told me that after she stayed at his hotel overnight she left in the morning whilst he was asleep. when he woke up he found a stick of weed in his drawer and wondered where it came from. he decided not to care about it and smoked it for breakfast. about half an hour later the girl came back with 2 cops claiming having not being paid for her (illegal) services. my friend told the cops to fuck off because he never received any services but spent over 2000 bob on food and drinks on her. then suddenly one of the cops went straight for his nightstand drawer and searched it. my friend instantly figured what was going on and told the cop that he was a bit late and he ate it all for breakfast. the extra bright cop even had the audacity to ask what he meant by "ate". the chocolate bar that was left by the lovely girl he replied. we were wondering the day we were at the police station of why that girl got special treatment. she was allowed to stroll around, make phone calls and even got drinks. remember, my girlfriend and i had to surrender our cell phones immediately! once locked up in cell at the police station she still had her mobile and made calls even in front of an officer – strange! * her real name is wanjiru but she goes by rebecca. it is now very clear to me that all they wanted was a quick buck on site but didn’t expect us to go to the police station. i also insulted these "fine cops" and believe they took it personally. the good side is that they had to jail the girl as well to keep their faces. i hope the magistrate is capable of a wise decision and keep that hooker away from other tourists by sentencing her for 60 years.

hearing is next week and i keep you all updated

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Mukio
04-04-08, 10:49
part 2

we have been taken back to the "court catacombs" waiting to be bailed out or taken to shimo la tewa prison. no one is allowed to use his cell phone unless some cash (200 bob) is given to a warden. i was able to make some important calls before finally the battery died. to receive a visitor that might give any information another "donation" is required. i learned that we will have to be jailed the same day. you may keep all your possessions but the mobile phone which will be locked in a small trunk upon arrival at court. i had a nice lighter, a silver cigarette flip box and some cash (1200 kes). at around 6pm the wardens will collect all of it and handcuff everybody. you then will be herded to the prison bus and taken to shimo la tewa. upon arrival i received my cell phone but neither cash nor the other items. i've been told that these items are with another warden and to be handed over to shimo administration. i also had to go there and surrender my cell and my belt. after receiving a receipt for my mobile i wondered about the whereabouts of the rest of my stuff. i asked the (friendly) warden and he told me that he knows nothing about it. needles to say that once you enter this place the last thing to do is to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off a warden by starting an (fruitless) investigation. i have to admit though that all wardens at shimo (not the transporting ones from court) are friendly to europeans and assist whenever asked. they know of course that a mzungu has money and favors given will pay off. *same thing in the cell; the bosses there will provide you with cigarettes, weed, water and even food which they cook on their own at night. they all know that once you receive cash you will compensate them buy buying bread, milk and tea from the kiosk. the cell itself is about a 100 square meters with a non functional shower/toilet occupied by 50 inmates. the majority has to sleep on concrete floor that’s covered by blankets and close to each other like sardines. shall i mention the smell at 40 degrees c and the bedbugs all over? *i was allowed to receive a visitor after 2 days and got an update on my bail and some cash. my friend told me that my passport had arrived from nairobi and there are changes to get out before the weekend. after a 2 day bribe marathon and the help of a dubious lawyer at court my friend finally arrived on friday afternoon with the release order. after 5 days arrested with no clothes to change and only living on mineral water (i went on hunger strike and didn’t eat a thing) i was finally free! my girlfriend was released the day before and the other girl couldn’t find a surety and had to stay in.

a week later was the mentioning. having some friends at court seemed to be very valuable and shortly after mentioning "negotiations" begun. my girlfriend and me waited outside the court while our contact had talks with the clerk, prosecutor and magistrate. we offered 50k to finalize this issue not because of being guilty but to avoid month long court appearances and maybe another setup. after about 2 hours our contact came back with a demand of 120k which was an hour later increased to 150k because of 2 charges. we were utterly shocked when we came to know that after paying we also had to plead guilty! how stupid can one be to bribe for his own sentence? we decided to pay fuck all and let them go on with the procedure. on our way back to nairobi we received a call from our contact that the "court" agreed with 60k but still we had to plead guilty. but guilty for what? facts are, the 2 grams of cocaine turned out to be talcum powder but apparently traces of cocaine have been found on the sachet (analysis by kenya narcotics department). the same sachet was never searched for finger prints to prove any of us being the owner. our request of being tested for drug consumption have been ignored and we were put away for 6 days instead, probably to avoid that we would do it on our own. never a search or arrest warrant was issued nor a receipt given for items confirep001ed (which is kenyan law). even if they would have found real drugs, without search warrant the evidence is void and therefore no case. but we know that the law works in mysterious ways, especially in kenya and predated documents could be produced. we finally decided to spend money on a recommended lawyer that is confident that the case is to be dismissed.

i mentioned the other girl earlier in part 1 and of how strange she behaved. the reasons are now clear. we found out that it was her that called the cops and probably put the sachet in my trousers while i was asleep (that’s why she never used the room we booked for her). the lady cop is a close friend of hers and they used to do a similar scam on one of my friends. he told me that after she stayed at his hotel overnight she left in the morning whilst he was asleep. when he woke up he found a stick of weed in his drawer and wondered where it came from. he decided not to care about it and smoked it for breakfast. about half an hour later the girl came back with 2 cops claiming having not being paid for her (illegal) services. my friend told the cops to fuck off because he never received any services but spent over 2000 bob on food and drinks on her. then suddenly one of the cops went straight for his nightstand drawer and searched it. my friend instantly figured what was going on and told the cop that he was a bit late and he ate it all for breakfast. the extra bright cop even had the audacity to ask what he meant by "ate". the chocolate bar that was left by the lovely girl he replied. we were wondering the day we were at the police station of why that girl got special treatment. she was allowed to stroll around, make phone calls and even got drinks. remember, my girlfriend and i had to surrender our cell phones immediately! once locked up in cell at the police station she still had her mobile and made calls even in front of an officer – strange! * her real name is wanjiru but she goes by rebecca. it is now very clear to me that all they wanted was a quick buck on site but didn’t expect us to go to the police station. i also insulted these "fine cops" and believe they took it personally. the good side is that they had to jail the girl as well to keep their faces. i hope the magistrate is capable of a wise decision and keep that hooker away from other tourists by sentencing her for 60 years.

hearing is next week and i keep you all updated

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

i feel for you ndugu,

i have not been in such an elaborate scam before. but one thing sticks out from your story to which i can relate.

this is the fact that you picked up the lady scammer very late at night or in the early morning hours.

in both the times i have ben scammed (got robbed of my fon and cash while i slept), i happenned to pick up the gal very late at night or early morning when i was as high as a kite.

in both cases, i was in a hurry to get laid and picked up the easiest catch. the reasons these gals are there that late is that nobody wants them for obvious reasons ie they got a bad reputation. at 3am or 4am in the morning, all the good gals are gone leaving the scum (scam?) of the earth in the club.

it was after those 2 events that i realised its best to pick a gal in a club where you have been early for it gives u a time to see her behaviour.

i hope all goes well in ur court hearing.

Ndugu
04-06-08, 10:04
I feel for you Ndugu,

I have not been in such an elaborate scam before. But one thing sticks out from your story to which i can relate.

This is the fact that you picked up the lady scammer very late at night or in the early morning hours.

In both the times I have ben scammed (got robbed of my fon and cash while i slept), I happenned to pick up the gal very late at night or early morning when i was as high as a kite.

In both cases, I was in a hurry to get laid and picked up the easiest catch. The reasons these gals are there that late is that nobody wants them for obvious reasons ie they got a bad reputation. At 3am or 4am in the morning, all the good gals are gone leaving the scum (scam?) of the earth in the club.

It was after those 2 events that i realised its best to pick a gal in a club where you have been early for it gives u a time to see her behaviour.

I hope all goes well in ur court hearing.Thanks Mukio, I know you are right but I thought it could not happen to me. Me and my gal normally dont go with hookers (she's bi and we know lots of girls in Nairobi that are not pros) but as you said, the booze made us careless and we dont know Mombasa girls that well.

Tonkazan
04-07-08, 09:52
I feel for you Ndugu,

I have not been in such an elaborate scam before. But one thing sticks out from your story to which i can relate.

This is the fact that you picked up the lady scammer very late at night or in the early morning hours.

In both the times I have ben scammed (got robbed of my fon and cash while i slept), I happenned to pick up the gal very late at night or early morning when i was as high as a kite.

In both cases, I was in a hurry to get laid and picked up the easiest catch. The reasons these gals are there that late is that nobody wants them for obvious reasons ie they got a bad reputation. At 3am or 4am in the morning, all the good gals are gone leaving the scum (scam?) of the earth in the club.

It was after those 2 events that i realised its best to pick a gal in a club where you have been early for it gives u a time to see her behaviour.

I hope all goes well in ur court hearing.I totally agree with you, Mukio.

I recently got scammed, by picking a girl when I was high as a kite. Woke up to find my fone and cash gone. At least, she was thoughtful enough to leave 50 bob, presumably for my fare.

It was the first and only time it has ever happened to me, and I was thoroughly pissed. It was at a place called Checkpoint Inn, in Kongowea. My friends later told me it is fairly common there, as well as a few other places in Bombolulu area.

Ruskinisland
04-10-08, 21:31
Hi,

I have been in Eldoret the past few weeks and am impressed with the town. A nice mix of agricultural community and collee town. Have been hanging out in a few bars and have met a few girls but I am interested to meet someone special and with little baggage. Have spent some time with a few girls and can share some numbers if you also have any.

Crystal66
11-27-08, 17:24
it is very sad to read the nasty experiences of ndugu with corrupt officers at bamburi police station. the kibaki government is more responsive to these kind of cases if reported, compared to the period of "nyayo era". i suggest a formal complain to the police hqs and prison(which is under vice presidents office). it is shameful what they do and portray kenya in very bad light.


part 2

we have been taken back to the "court catacombs" waiting to be bailed out or taken to shimo la tewa prison. no one is allowed to use his cell phone unless some cash (200 bob) is given to a warden. i was able to make some important calls before finally the battery died. to receive a visitor that might give any information another "donation" is required. i learned that we will have to be jailed the same day. you may keep all your possessions but the mobile phone which will be locked in a small trunk upon arrival at court. i had a nice lighter, a silver cigarette flip box and some cash (1200 kes). at around 6pm the wardens will collect all of it and handcuff everybody. you then will be herded to the prison bus and taken to shimo la tewa. upon arrival i received my cell phone but neither cash nor the other items. i've been told that these items are with another warden and to be handed over to shimo administration. i also had to go there and surrender my cell and my belt. after receiving a receipt for my mobile i wondered about the whereabouts of the rest of my stuff. i asked the (friendly) warden and he told me that he knows nothing about it. needles to say that once you enter this place the last thing to do is to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off a warden by starting an (fruitless) investigation. i have to admit though that all wardens at shimo (not the transporting ones from court) are friendly to europeans and assist whenever asked. they know of course that a mzungu has money and favors given will pay off. *same thing in the cell; the bosses there will provide you with cigarettes, weed, water and even food which they cook on their own at night. they all know that once you receive cash you will compensate them buy buying bread, milk and tea from the kiosk. the cell itself is about a 100 square meters with a non functional shower/toilet occupied by 50 inmates. the majority has to sleep on concrete floor that’s covered by blankets and close to each other like sardines. shall i mention the smell at 40 degrees c and the bedbugs all over? *i was allowed to receive a visitor after 2 days and got an update on my bail and some cash. my friend told me that my passport had arrived from nairobi and there are changes to get out before the weekend. after a 2 day bribe marathon and the help of a dubious lawyer at court my friend finally arrived on friday afternoon with the release order. after 5 days arrested with no clothes to change and only living on mineral water (i went on hunger strike and didn’t eat a thing) i was finally free! my girlfriend was released the day before and the other girl couldn’t find a surety and had to stay in.

a week later was the mentioning. having some friends at court seemed to be very valuable and shortly after mentioning "negotiations" begun. my girlfriend and me waited outside the court while our contact had talks with the clerk, prosecutor and magistrate. we offered 50k to finalize this issue not because of being guilty but to avoid month long court appearances and maybe another setup. after about 2 hours our contact came back with a demand of 120k which was an hour later increased to 150k because of 2 charges. we were utterly shocked when we came to know that after paying we also had to plead guilty! how stupid can one be to bribe for his own sentence? we decided to pay fuck all and let them go on with the procedure. on our way back to nairobi we received a call from our contact that the "court" agreed with 60k but still we had to plead guilty. but guilty for what? facts are, the 2 grams of cocaine turned out to be talcum powder but apparently traces of cocaine have been found on the sachet (analysis by kenya narcotics department). the same sachet was never searched for finger prints to prove any of us being the owner. our request of being tested for drug consumption have been ignored and we were put away for 6 days instead, probably to avoid that we would do it on our own. never a search or arrest warrant was issued nor a receipt given for items confirep001ed (which is kenyan law). even if they would have found real drugs, without search warrant the evidence is void and therefore no case. but we know that the law works in mysterious ways, especially in kenya and predated documents could be produced. we finally decided to spend money on a recommended lawyer that is confident that the case is to be dismissed.

i mentioned the other girl earlier in part 1 and of how strange she behaved. the reasons are now clear. we found out that it was her that called the cops and probably put the sachet in my trousers while i was asleep (that’s why she never used the room we booked for her). the lady cop is a close friend of hers and they used to do a similar scam on one of my friends. he told me that after she stayed at his hotel overnight she left in the morning whilst he was asleep. when he woke up he found a stick of weed in his drawer and wondered where it came from. he decided not to care about it and smoked it for breakfast. about half an hour later the girl came back with 2 cops claiming having not being paid for her (illegal) services. my friend told the cops to fuck off because he never received any services but spent over 2000 bob on food and drinks on her. then suddenly one of the cops went straight for his nightstand drawer and searched it. my friend instantly figured what was going on and told the cop that he was a bit late and he ate it all for breakfast. the extra bright cop even had the audacity to ask what he meant by "ate". the chocolate bar that was left by the lovely girl he replied. we were wondering the day we were at the police station of why that girl got special treatment. she was allowed to stroll around, make phone calls and even got drinks. remember, my girlfriend and i had to surrender our cell phones immediately! once locked up in cell at the police station she still had her mobile and made calls even in front of an officer – strange! * her real name is wanjiru but she goes by rebecca. it is now very clear to me that all they wanted was a quick buck on site but didn’t expect us to go to the police station. i also insulted these "fine cops" and believe they took it personally. the good side is that they had to jail the girl as well to keep their faces. i hope the magistrate is capable of a wise decision and keep that hooker away from other tourists by sentencing her for 60 years.

hearing is next week and i keep you all updated

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Pedro Chilli
11-27-08, 21:16
What a fucked up story. Police in kenya, cambodia etc are the biggest fucking thieves of all. Nothing as intense as the previous story but,

Sitting at a bar in malindi, the one next to the nightclub, not stars and garters the other one, cant remember the name, anyway, chick i had shagged before comes over, all nice, wants more, i go to the toilet, come back, barman tells me shes been arrested and the police have her over the road, dumbly (pissed), i go over, after hard bargaining he agrees to let her her go for 1000 shillings. I pay. SUCKER!

2 months ago, phnom penh, hooked up with a NICE chick, good shag but shes caneing ice big time. I partake, keep going for 24 hours, she gets some more cash out of me to get more, splits, i fall asleep, wake up to intense banging of the door, its her. Something doesnt feel right, i check around the room for evidence, discover a small baggie with about fifty smaller baggies inside, no gear, just baggies. i realisze, setup, tell her to fuck off without opening door. next thing some guy is banging on the door and my phone is ringing non stop. I look out the window and theres a 4 x 4 parked right outside the entrance of the hotel, and guys speaking in excited voices to the hotel guys. The banging on the door continues. goota go will continue later

Pedro Chilli
11-28-08, 21:03
[QUOTE=Mutua2000]Thief takes without your permission or knowledge. You gave the cash willingly to free a malaya. There are so many there is really no need for that.

Fair enough. But this was just an example. Ever taken a matatu in kenya? Fat fuckin layabout cops extorting the driver for some arbitary reason. I'm a muzungu. Dont take my word for it, ask a working class kenyan. If you dont dont know police are thieves, you got a lot to learn. Pedro

Pedro Chilli
11-28-08, 21:20
goota go will continue later
So i phone downstairs to reception, this is a dude i've tipped regularly, he's all, "no, theres no problem", lying arsehole! I check my room and flush all the straws, water bottles, silver paper etc, and some good hydroponic which wasnt cheap, get the uk embassys number on my cell,ready to call, and feel safe. Activity intensifies downstairs, all i can make out is "bARANG' and "mom", which was the skanks name. So even though i was dog tired, i stayed awake until morning, my phone is going regularly, from numbers i dont recognize, eventually i guess they got bored and fucked off. I was pulling the curtain back and observed the gradual lack of activity downstairs.

Believe, not, up to you. But be careful. These "police" arseholes are in cahoots with the skanks. BE CAREFUL IN CAMBODIA, and every other country where they hate us.

Concarne
11-30-08, 01:09
So even though i was dog tired, i stayed awake until morning, my phone is going regularly, from numbers i dont recognize, eventually i guess they got bored and fucked off. I was pulling the curtain back and observed the gradual lack of activity downstairs.
.

Dang Pedro...that sounds hairy! How long were you in the room before you felt safe to go out? And were you in fact safe? Did you ever see the chick again?

Pedro Chilli
11-30-08, 15:08
Yep, that is her name, which is about as useful as looking for a 'lek' in thailand. Didnt see her out at the usual,wa,martini,sharkey, but she phoned about a week later. I told her to come round, took vit v and banged her so she knew. I wanted to prove a point that we are not all dumb schmucks who lose $500 out of their hotel rooms or whatever.

I stayed in my room till 12pm the next day, when everything seemed quiet, all the rooms on my floor were vacated, cause i suspected they had the room next to mine judging by the activity i could hear and came downstairs. Staff didnt bat an eyelid. I asked them if 'mom' was still in the hotel, they were all vague but didnt think so. Im not going to name the hotel here but if anyone wants to know pm me. I suspect if there were cops they couldnt just kick the door down, they would have waited for her to come back, plant something and then go out to get a coke letting them know it was there.

I cant actually prove anything, maybe it was classic drug induced paranoia, i was just going by instinct, but what the fuck were those baggies and why all the phone calls? Anyway, better safe than paying off scumbag corrupt cops and doing some time in a shithole cambo gook (jail).

IvoryEbonyLover
12-05-08, 23:16
just a reminder that this site is called international sex guide and not international drugs guide.

if you guys weren't doing drugs in the first place i doubt whether the kenyan police would be even the least bit interested in tourists. i have lived in east africa half of my life and never attracted any interest from them regarding drugs. and its not an issue for 90% of tourists and expat workers.

back to the sex reports please.

anyone recommend any good lays in north mombasa? any good masseuses there? i know one in mtwapa. lay not masseuse. she cums fluids like a fountain. my pal from germany goes to her classy apartment and literally drinks her sweet ejaculations every time he is in mombasa. he says she is the one who converted him to believing in squirting, he is a medical doctor and previously thought squirting was just peeing ( rep002s ) but having drunk her pussy cum he testifies that it's not [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) it's pure cum water. me too i have in my life drunk various gals cum water and its 100% not [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134).

Randy Candy
12-09-08, 02:06
Anyone recommend any good lays in North Mombasa? Any good masseuses there? Maybe you like to see my post in the Mombasa forum.

October70
04-16-09, 15:36
Hi

I'm in Kisumu for 4 weeks. Can anyone advice of the local scene?

Thanks

Zircon
07-17-09, 22:47
Hi

I'm in Kisumu for 4 weeks. Can anyone advice of the local scene?

ThanksDon't know how good action is, but be sure to protect yourself; the place is loaded with HIV. What hotel u in? I will be at Imperial between 2-5 August.

Zircon
08-12-09, 04:21
Don't know how good action is, but be sure to protect yourself; the place is loaded with HIV. What hotel u in? I will be at Imperial between 2-5 August.To follow up, Imperial has air conditioning (the city tends to be hot), but the jerks will enter your room and turn it off. Happened a number of times. They have safes for your stuff. Use them. I saw a cockroach in my bathroom one morning. Free internet in bar is very slow. I often went to an internet cafe. Met a woman (Afrointrod) in Nairobi who was from Kisumu. She is 33 and very hot. She was paranoid about sex because of HIV. She said everyone she grew up with in Kisumu was dead of the disease. That said, just walking down the street in an afternoon I struck up conversations with 3 woman, each of whom volunteered her phone number and wanted to go out that night.

Concarne
09-03-09, 01:41
NAKURU

A small city of a couple of hundred thousand. Less hectic than NBO, more of small town feel with the locals a bit more engaging and eager to hang and be pals. Made some good real friends there who I am sure to party with again. Most of the girls are non-pros and even the semi's what they really hope for is to score a boyfriend. Did not run into any hard cores but I am sure they are around.

Getting there: 2 hours northeast of NBO by bus. You can catch the minibus at the main bus depot downtown, any taxi can get you there. Is not too far from Simmers. The mini's leave every hour to two hours, a bit unpredictable as they wait until they fill up so try and find one that is almost full but it must be direct. I forget the exact cost but is posted everywhere, less than 500K.

Things to do: a couple of lakes nearby to go hiking and check out pink flamingos. Also a gateway to one of the big safari trip areas about an hour away.

Places to stay:

Merica Hotel is likely the best place. I was quoted 4000K/night. A very nice hotel with a pool. Did not stay there as a local buddy recommended a much better value place where I was happy to stay at.

Dimples has rooms on site for 1000K/night. Basic but clean and adequate and in a pinch can serve for more than a one night crash site.

Avenue Suites: this is a key rec. Very good value for 1600K/Night. Center of town, close to all the venues. Safe, clean, comfortable, air con, hot water, no pool. Restaurant in premises (chinese) adequate (which is to say a lot in Kenya).

Mongering sites/ places to meet chicks:

Walking around, market, Merica Hotel by the pool. Millennium Hotel on Government Ave or Kipchoge Ave. At night they make room for a dance floor and place music. The place is mostly outdoors, with 3 separate bars, 4 pool tables, and seats about 100 people. On weekend nights the place is packed with twice that number.


Dimples Disco is small but always lively on the weekends, pretty happening on Wed night as well. It's located at the west end of Kenyatta Rd, near the roundabout. I scored 4 chicks here and could have scored many more. Details on the women's section.

Coco Savana Disco on Club Road, big place with two levels: dead on wed night when I checked it but supposedly pumping on weekends. This is where the hardcores gravitate to suppossedly.

Taidy's restaurant is an eating and party joint located along Ebrahim road. it includes a nightclub that is a popular hangout for the youth on weekends. Good place to hook up. I met a lovely non pro here who sexed me up big time, the girl was always ready to go, pure GFE, never asked for one bob.

I also went to a couple of "locals" bars along the main road. In fact one is close to Avenue Suites, forget the name, if you are coming out of Avenue Suites make a left, at the first intersection make another left, shortly after turning look right and up...there is a bar/dance place there. Please do not walk to far down this street....very sketchy...I did only cuz I had my Kenyan buddy with me (who happens to be very buff) and he took the role of bodyguard to keep the nasty street walkers and sketchy drugged out urchins away from me. At any rate at this bar I picked up a chick who was making out with me like it was going out of style...talk about having a vaccuum in your mouth. Details in report later. This place is all locals, I was the only white. Everybody was super cool there, the manager was treating me like I was some kind of VIP. Every chick will check you out at least once. The guys were chill, not one of them gave me so much as a dirty look.

Tickles and XTC disco were mentioned, I checked them out and they were shut down (permanently?) when I was there.

Nakuru is ok for a couple of days just to get more of a different feel than the big Kenyan city.

Willyboy
09-03-09, 07:15
Concarne,

Very naer hotel Ambassador is busstop MOLOLINES. Express bus. Price 300Kes, Bus for 10 persons. Bus full. Bus go. No thimetabel

Mrtnflngn
09-21-09, 09:24
Whilst travelling to Malindi I stopped overnight in Kilifi. I spent a Friday night at club diamond there were a number of ladies who were ready to a traveller relax and they did. The club also has a number of rooms.

Mikle
02-10-10, 07:08
Lamu is a very strict and muslim place. It is difficult to find beer even.

But of course there is a chance to find casual and joyful companion as everywhere else.

For example a young lady came in my house to make henna on my shoulder, she took off her veil to show a sexy short satin dress. She even came in the bathroom when I was showering 'by mistake', and her eyes on my immediate erection were clear enough.

. But I didn't indulge as another lady was making henna to my girlfriend in the other room!

I think if you have time and contact, lamu is a easy place for sex as any other frustrated and closed society.

But, our forum is about mongering, paying for sex, pros and semi-pros.

There is only one bar in lamu, with a few girls. They were not very nice BTW, and also I am not even sure they were available.

So, best thing for me is bring a sweet girl there with you from mombasa, mtwapa, malindi, or wherever, rent a beautiful big ancient house and have a nice 'honeymoon' there with your love. They will love you for giving the opportunity to visit lamu, and they will help you in cooking, cleaning, washing the cloths, finding the mirra, even shopping and sightseeing at best prices.

It is important to choose the nice girl to bring. Someone who fits your needs. Give her a couple of days of trial' in some beach resort. Then if there is some chemistry mention her you want to go to lamu with her.

I did like this.

It was GFE at the most. It was sex at every hour, in the bed, in the toilet, under the stars. She was naked for 5 days. Massage, rimming, DATY. My cock was in her mouth more than in my pants!

This girl at the moment feels she is 'my girl', and is not allowing me to share her number. Yet. I am confident she will pretty soon

N. B. Lamu is very beautiful!

UgandaKid
04-01-10, 09:14
Hi all

I am off to Meru soon for a month or so.

Anyone with any info?

I'm not expecting much I must confess.

Concarne
04-11-10, 03:12
Hello all!

Any recent informaition on places to party and meet some women in Kisumu?

TIA

Zircon
04-11-10, 05:48
Hello all!

Any recent informaition on places to party and meet some women in Kisumu?

TIAI stayed in the city last year. I stayed at Imperial Hotel downtown. City was hot and hotel would turn AC off. Lots of women in street outside hotel, where many sell stuff, also in local park. Didnt do any of them, but I could have. HIV is very common so coverup.

Member #4178
06-15-10, 21:39
Hey Mikle

Thanks for your important report I always wanted 2 visit but it was so far.

Did you take a bus from mombasa town?

When you walk at the street of lamu can you see some nice girls to strike a conversation?

JP

Guyt2007
06-16-10, 18:16
Hey Mikle

Thanks for your important report I always wanted 2 visit but it was so far.

Did you take a bus from mombasa town?

When you walk at the street of lamu can you see some nice girls to strike a conversation?

JPYes, you will. Walk around and they will speak to you (in front of their houses, bars,.). But at the end, it's not really the same like Mombasa.

October70
06-25-10, 12:59
Finally I found a place in Kisumu where it is possible to get a massage with an extra. I found the number on www.Mazozo.com and called it and got the direction to a hotel called Hotel Natasha. The hotel is located off the Oginga Odinga road (the next road on your left after New Station road when going towards the lake).

At the hotel reception you ask for room 102 (I think) and the person will check if it is free before you enter. I have forgotten the name of the woman there but she is a nice person, although no beuaty queen and has a typical semi-big african body.

Before I came she told me that a body massage (1 hour) would be Ksh. 1000 and when she offered a blow job towards the end of the session I asked how much it would be but she said I could decide afterwards. The blow job was good and I paid her Ksh. 2,200 in total which she seemed to be alright happy with.

All in all I would go there again although more for the blowjob than for the massage iotself which was just average.

Willyboy
06-25-10, 18:53
Finally I found a place in Kisumu where it is possible to get a massage with an extra. I found the number on www.Mazozo.com and called it and got the direction to a hotel called Hotel Natasha. The hotel is located off the Oginga Odinga road (the next road on your left after New Station road when going towards the lake).

At the hotel reception you ask for room 102 (I think) and the person will check if it is free before you enter. I have forgotten the name of the woman there but she is a nice person, although no beuaty queen and has a typical semi-big african body.

Before I came she told me that a body massage (1 hour) would be Ksh. 1000 and when she offered a blow job towards the end of the session I asked how much it would be but she said I could decide afterwards. The blow job was good and I paid her Ksh. 2,200 in total which she seemed to be alright happy with.

All in all I would go there again although more for the blowjob than for the massage iotself which was just average.Joung girls streetclaeners during night, from 8pm to 6am. 250kes /full night. Not surprice that street are very dirty. Why to work +8 nights if you can have this money in one hour.

Expat Kenya
07-01-10, 13:41
Joung girls streetclaeners during night, from 8pm to 6am. 250kes /full night. Not surprice that street are very dirty. Why to work +8 nights if you can have this money in one hour.
Joung girls streetclaeners during night, from 8pm to 6am. 250kes /full night. Not surprice that street are very dirty. Why to work +8 nights if you can have this money in one hour.Here you have a point Willyboy.

As an expat living in Kenya I know a lot of these girls, their lifestyle and habbits.

Sex is not a luxury commodity in Kenya and the money some spend is harmful indeed.

This is not Europe and I'll explain what I mean.

These girls, not all of them but 90% who have been in the business for a while have a very good income indeed.

Kenyan ladies (many) are full of envy/ jealousy/ grudges, and don't worry it is not because of your good looks or your performance to satisfy.

It is about money.

The behaviour of girls with 2 or 3 mzungus supporting them + one night stands to supply for their sex, alcohol addiction and cigarettes is the worst of all.

They set up security of night clubs (who are afraid of them) by saying they stole from them.

I was with one girl at Bobs and one lady said my girl had her phone.

The phone I bought for her!

They start to push and the KK-security guards came with the police to arrest the whole bunch off to Nyali police station for the night.

The drunk malaya came out after bribing the police with some 10. 000 shilling and my girl was still inside, being beaten by the police.

The security told they too were in jail the week before after holding an aggressive malaya and when coming back with police they had to brbe themselves out.

She claimed, while on guard was holding her that they stole from her purse.

Two security guards lost their jobs.

In short, know where your money is going to when you pay 2200 for a simple blowjob.

Innocent people loose their job, people are being beaten by the police because malayas set them up.

If anyone liked Big Tree before, just know that paying a lot of money for simple services is spoiling Kenya.

If you wand to get rid of your money, spend some on a good organisation helping widows, elderly, or handicapped people in stead.

1000 for a good night fun is very very well paid.

Member #4364
07-01-10, 18:05
Thx Expat; i was so many times there; at Big Tree and Cheers the
girls charging moon prices; 1000-1500 for a night is well paid in Kenya.
In Mtwapa i got what i wanted

Cheers

Expat Kenya
07-01-10, 22:10
Thx Expat; i was so many times there; at Big Tree and Cheers the girls charging moon prices; 1000-1500 for a night is well paid in Kenya.
In Mtwapa i got what i wanted

CheersA good lady does not ask any prices, you give her something for thanks. Kes 1000 - 1500 is very nice for her to move forward. Ladies at Cheers and big tree are hunters.

Yeah, Mtwapa you can find nice ladies but when I see other whites in nightclubs, they get overwhelmed by the first prof hunters approaching them. They don't see much nicer ladies with clean hearts and decent jobs looking for a little extra.

Cheers

Member #4364
07-02-10, 18:46
Furthermore; if she is really good i offer her 4 weeks; but
mostly i met my favourite hottie during the last week...

Expat Kenya
07-04-10, 09:05
Furthermore; if she is really good i offer her 4 weeks; but
mostly i met my favourite hottie during the last week...
Furthermore; if she is really good i offer her 4 weeks; but mostly i met my favourite hottie during the last week...Agree kes 5000 per week, and something extra on the end will be very fine.

For a shorty, kes 1000 is the max, for a full night kes 1500 is Ok.

Remember you take her out to eat/drink too.

The prof malayas can be very dangerous if you do not give what she wands, she can set you up or she can steal your belongings. They've become a menace for other people too.

You recognise her:

1) fancy hairdress
2) expensive mobile (<kes 5000) sometimes asking for supper or alcoholic drinks(?)
3) fancy handbag which contains a small wad from a which doctor.
4) she is not nervous, very self-assured and approaches you in a pushy way.
5) she smokes (this is very unusual for respective Kenyan ladies)
6) soon she asks: "can my friend have a drink too" in some cases she'll even try to provide her African boyfriend, seated on a distance in the same bar too.

Yesterday I met a nice lady in Maiz, Mtwapa next to Bahnhof.

After 2 sodas, and a hamburger I came to her place and had some fun.

I gave her kes 500, got a nice massage afterwards for good sex and she asks "when do I see you again".

This lady you don't see with wazungus.

She is somehow shy, does not talk English well and during the day she has a job.

When she tries to approach a white man (which she really wands off course) she is pushed and threatened away by prof malayas.

Those same malayas who get kes 2200 for a massage (kes 500) and a blowjob (kes 500) from some of you guys.

Jbond
01-24-11, 18:13
I would be interested to hear from anyone who has been to Malindi and has had some adventures or experiences to recount.

Cheers

Kvochko
05-05-11, 16:49
Hi there,

I plan traveling to costal Kenya in July. Is anyone out there who could give me some advice about towns with local girls places to stay close to the beach?

Thanks

Willyboy
06-06-11, 12:39
Hi there,

I plan traveling to costal Kenya in July. Is anyone out there who could give me some advice about towns with local girls places to stay close to the beach?

ThanksThough my hands itch to write full pages.

Zimzam
09-11-12, 10:01
for those who like to do it "on the cheap" kisumu seems to be heaven on earth.

here are some excerpts of a long article in the standard; full article here:

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleid=2000065809&pageno=1

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they come in all shapes, sizes and age groups. a classy one will set you back sh200, but in some places like kondele, you can cough sh50 walk away with a bamba 50 — especially at dawn.

men who do not want to use protection pay double, never mind that at 15 per cent, the hiv and aids prevalence in kisumu doubles the national average, which, according to a 2009 survey by unhabitat, is 6. 3 per cent.

kutuma salamu (a euphemism for giving head) costs only sh20 in kondele and sh100 in higher-end red light spots. most of the bamba 50s come wearing bathroom slippers, but they are adored because they are pocket friendly.

there are a few who do not accept cash, but appreciate stewed fish by the lakeside before few rounds of affordable drinks at pubs that offer live bands playing ohangla, rumba or benga music.

(.)

some even offer credit services and 'invoice' their clients at the end of the month, unlike their peers on koinange street, nairobi, who insist on payment before service. other men even pay after mutually agreed periods, either via cash or mobile phone money transfer.

others are nearly 'married' to clients as they even cook, wash and iron for their regular male clients who pay handsomely — say sh300 a night.

a tour of some of the popular red areas along oginga odinga street, ogada street, kisumu beer belt (near the bus park) , wayside and kondele tells the story of a town a awash with sex workers. in fact, the opening of new clubs within the central business district has also boosted an already flooded market.

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on a dry day at the beer belt, anyango, for instance, is ready to spend the night with a male client who can buy her bottle of beer and give her sh50 as boda boda 'fare' at dawn citing a bad economy and too much supply?

'kiwanja siku hizi imejaa, kupata wanaume wanatoa mia ni balaa (the market is nowadays so flooded that men who can pay sh100 are rare, ' anyango says.

but nafula says business is so bad at times that some men — especially from nairobi and mombasa — take three women at sh300 a night.

'the budget of treating a girlfriend from friday to sunday can hit sh15, 000 as you will be drinking and eating all meals out yet the costly girlfriend will not even touch your clothes for fear of messing up her manicured nails. i would, therefore, rather spend sh5, 000 on drinks with the boys from friday to sunday and summon a hook up to sort me out, cook, clean, wash and iron at sh300, ' tony argues.

'men from nairobi and mombasa claim we are cheaper compared to their towns where our peers charge sh1, 000 for 25 minutes, ' nafula opines.

she says that some of her colleagues, who hate parking on red light streets at night, masquerade as mama nguo (laundry women) during the day.

'we know all our clients well. some want us in their houses during the day to wash and hang their clothes to fool the neighbours, ' nafula says.

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AfAsia
09-12-12, 07:40
Quoted rates are most surely for locals only? Foreigners add another zero.

Member #4379
09-12-12, 19:47
I think so but with the supply you migt be able to get short-time under 1, 000KSH.


Quoted rates are most surely for locals only? Foreigners add another zero.

Jazz123
09-18-12, 12:42
I think so but with the supply you migt be able to get short-time under 1, 000KSH.That should be very possible. My experience in Kisumu is limited to a lovely 6 feet tall streetwalker who on approach shyly said "Would you pay 1000?" so I think I could have haggled her down to 500 w / o any serious problems. Didn't do that and spent a couple of days with her exploring the areas around Kisumu. I'm proud to say that she was less experienced when we parted. Think I paid 2500 for 2 days.

Met her close to a nightclub / disco called something with "Octopus" which was flooded with available pussy though most seemed rather hardcore.

Simian
04-01-13, 16:02
If you ever needed an example of how politics and mongering just do not mix, it was Kenya during the elections. I was in Nakuru in the couple of days before and during the election. Most places were closed because people were going to their home towns or just staying away. The only sniff I got was a drunk, ugly SW who did not even get out of her chair! No thanks.

I had already booked a cheap safari to Masai Mara . I had gone to Nakuru for a few days before because I guessed that there would be no mongering possibilities in the Mara. Now with not even a sniff, I was not looking forward to 5 days more of no sex tacked on to 5 dry days before that.

I was put in a van with a group of young Europeans. 3 women plus one very quiet guy, who allowed themselves to be "shepherded" around by an older bossy Australian woman. What is it about older Western women? She found me talking politely to one of the young Europeans ladies and spend the rest of the time warning her and her pals about older guys like me. She also did not like it when I failed to fall in with her bossy approach.

After the first day in the truck watching out for the big 5 etc, we went back to the camp for a few minutes before the planned visit a Masai village. I heard later that it was really a visit to a few souvenir shops plus some half-hearted dancing. I decided on the spur of the moment to opt out, saying I was tired. WHile sitting in the now much emptier safari camp drinking tea, I noticed a sign that said "massage." I asked the lady who was in charge. She did everything from cleaning to welcoming the guests on the first evening. She said that she provided the massage and I agreed to try it.

I went into this with few expectations. I guessed that I might get a hand-job. Might, but that would be all.

THe massage took place on a proper massage table in a separate closed room. I would not say that she was a classic beauty but she was quite fit and pretty. 30 years old. But she did not smile much. I was prepared to put up with a lousy hand-job just to be able to ditch the blue-balls feeling and perhaps she might massage the back of my thighs and my butt cheeks to bring some circulation into them.

She did massage my butt cheeks but no indication of anything more for the first 20 minutes. On the turnover, I directed her hand to the appropriate place and she hesitated. By this stage I was massaging her ass through her jeans. Her massaging of my dick was terrible. Asked her if she wanted to get naked while I was undoing her bra and I was very surprised that she agreed and got naked! I started kissing her and playing with her pussy and that started her off. Soon she was sucking me almost too hard. She broke off and disappeared behind a curtain and reappeared with a mattress! Far better than trying to hump on the massage table.

We both got onto the mattress and went for it. She wanted me to pull hard on her tits and while the going got hot and heavy, I heard the loud voice of the Aussie lady with the rest of the group. They congregated outside the window of the room the top of which was open slightly, just beside the mattress, so close that they could have smelled us so we had to be quiet.

I came too quick and she wanted me to masturbate her which I did until she came a few mins later. And here was the strange part. After the massage I gave her 1, 000 tip above the cost of the massage (I think it was 500 for the massage) and she asked me what it was for. No payment of tip was necessary! She was probably as sex starved as I was and told me that she was not into African men, only white guys, still waiting for her white hero to marry her etc. But while waiting for Mr Right, she was prepared to accommodate Mr Right Now.

Later that evening we snuck into the Bush nearby and did it again. I also got my morning 5am blowjob in my tent plus some very satisfying sex at various times.

THe funny part was that we had worked out a way of communicating, which was that I would play the pissed off tourist and complain about something. Water not working, toilet not working, tent making a noise, monkey getting into tent etc etc. She would go off to investigate and I would molest her back at the tent or in the attached bathroom. None of the others suspected that anything was going on. Occasionally, when no one was looking, she would give me a really lustful smile. I dropped her 6, 000 when I left but she did not look for it.

My few experiences with massage in Kenya indicated to me that at least a happy ending is always on offer but only for those who request it. For example, in Mombasa, I went to get a hair cut. The girl offered a massage. I kept halving the price of what was originally proposed for the haircut, the massage and the BJ assisted happy ending which she readily agreed to. But because there are so many girls available in the bars or elsewhere, including non-pros, when there is no election on-going, that is, I did not feel the need to go massage that much. And ST in your hotel with nice shower and bed is often preferable to a small massage table etc.

In Diani beach area, for the hell of it I visited an upper class haircut place where they provided massage in a room where the walls did not reach the ceiling. Any significant noise could be heard by everyone in the salon. A rich Kenyan lady was getting her hair extensions put in and a Western lady was getting a blow dry. In any other country, this would be the kind of place where no happy ending would be available ever. THe massage itself was very expensive. 1,500, and I had a helluva tussle with the girl to agree to even 1, 500 tip for HJ. She started with 3, 000! But she did give me a HJ and I got her wet by putting my hand down her tights.

Speaking of prices in Diani, I did notice that the bar girls might accept 2, 000 as taxi money in Diani but were looking for more later once they thought they had their teeth into you. I had one lady who chased me around the various bars for a few days telling me that I had not paid her enough (I paid her 2, 000) after I ditched her after one night because she was no good. In Casablanca in Mombasa, you could get ST for 2, 000 quite easily as long as you adopted a 'take it or leave it approach. '

In Casablanca in Mombasa city, I missed out on a girl called Jacqueline from Uganda. SHe approached me in the afternoon at the upstairs bar in Casablanca where I was enjoying a beer after my massage session earlier. I was already drained and almost falling down with fatigue and therefore turned her down. But told her that I would be back later after a rest. I never made it back and slept right through the night. Too tired to even think of getting her number. She had almost asian features in her pretty face, quite petit, nice booty, no kids and invited me to covertly feel her pussy under her skirt. Yes, no panties. Meanwhile she was gently drawing her nails across my scrotum. You get the picture. .

Went looking for her the next night but not to be found. Ran into quite a few drunk or rude girls that assumed that they could just get me to buy them a drink. A very different atmosphere at night in the Casablanca than during the day. But eventually found Sophie. Lovely tall girl with an unusual face. I took her ST for 2, 000. She was very good company. A bit like the girl next door but more lustful and she was not stupid. A single mom but no bad stretch marks and quite tight. But she was not of the same standard as I would imagine Jacqueline would be! Although the experience was not rushed, I got the impression that she was happy to get back to Casablanca to get her next customer, though. SHe might charge considerably more for LT.

Jiggydus
05-14-13, 22:03
17 Jan – Back in Kenya in Kisumu. Now time to head out and see the local area before it gets too dark. I was able to scout out a few clubs before my Afro hookup Ms. K arrived later that night from her trip from Nairobi. She looked cute and took a quick shower. We eased into everything. Although she had a nice body, a putrid odor emanated from her pussy, and I cut my exploration down there and came back up for air (note to self: do not bother going down on her again!). Popped on a condom and went to work. I beat that pussy like a cop and busted my nut. Pulling out was a terrible experience as all that funk was radiating from the condom. I used toilet tissue to remove condom and then washed my private parts with soap and water. Meanwhile, she merely wiped her pussy with toilet paper and went to sleep. That put a damper on my appetite, so I was a one pop Johnny that night, the next and the following night. So Friday and Saturday were a repeat of Thursday night. I was not looking forward to spending my entire time with her, so I started talking shit about Barack Obama and how he is leading the US to decline. That is not cool considering I am in Kisumu, Luo land, of which Obama's father is a Luo and his hometown is about 30 minutes drive from Kisumu. But talk shit I did so she would not be too bummed when I opted out of heading to Eldoret with her on Sunday. My plan worked like a charm. So now I am going to go out today (Sunday) to see what I can score in Kisumu. If I don't find anything to my liking, I will be packing up and heading to Mombasa early.

I did not find anything to my liking, though I did scoop up two chicks from Octopus Bar down the street from hotel I was staying in. I saw one I liked and chatted her up but was a bit non-committal since I spied the other beauty that caught my eye. I told the girl I was chatting to have the other girl come over. After talking with both, I decided to have both of them. We went back to my hotel which was a short walk, paid gate security guys a bit of dash (100ksh) and then had them disrobe in the room. They wanted to jump right on my bed and get started but I insisted they both join me in the shower. One was slim and dark skinned and the other was lighter skinned a bit thicker though still slim. I did my best to soap them up but I really only concentrated on the breasts and between their legs as well as the underarms (nothing turns me off more than to smell strong body odor). The dark slim girl wanted to dry off with my towel but I grabbed it from her and tossed her the hand dry towel. My goodness, that towel turned from bright white to dingy black as she scrub dried her legs. Yeah, right you did not need to take a shower! My ass! Well I had a good time with the two of them, changing condoms when I switched. I gave each of the around 1500 or 2000ksh (memory is fuzzy) which I know is too high for Kisumu and especially for short time. If I wasn't so tired, ill, and not pushing the envelop by being with more than one girl, I would have kept it to 500ksh. I just considered I gave those gals a new years gift.

Taxi cost me about 1000ksh and I used the same guy that drove me from the airport on arrival since I was leaving early in the morning.

So although my Kisumu trip was less than stellar for various reasons, I would still visit again. I had thought I had set up multiple afro contacts, but the other really promising contact had also gone to Nairobi while I was there. I won't have that problem this time since I am going for "overkill" vice being underwhelmed with available options. I snapped no pics since I was not impressed with the one I bedded and the 2 bar pickups I could not trust since I was about to pack and wanted all of my stuff to be making the journey with me.

Jiggydus
05-15-13, 01:25
I inadvertently stopped short in my cut and paste effort from my notes, and although I did detail my last day experience, I think my journal notes do it a bit more justice. So here it is as follows:

21 Jan – I decided to head to Mombasa a day early since it was becoming apparent I would have to curtail my trip and head back to the US early. So that night, I headed to Octopus Bar, got a drink, and spied first one lady to my liking (Ms. Light Skin) and then another (Ms. Dark Skin). So I invited both back to my place. I just had to get in that ménage troi, but just like my previous such experience, it was a bit lackluster as the girls did not want to play with each other, and after fucking the dark skin one and then switching to the other, Ms. Dark Skin thought she was finished and started dressing. Now this was the same one that when we first got back to my hotel (Royal City) , she initially rebuffed my request for all of us to hit the shower, saying she was clean. In the shower, I made sure that both soaped up all over, especially under the arms, private parts, legs and feet. Ms. Light Skin initially grabbed the big towel, the only big towel, which I took from her since I do not share towels with any of the ladies I pick up. I told her to use the smaller hand towel. When Ms. Dark Skin, who had wanted to forgo the shower, was drying off with that towel, the towel turned from white to black from the dirt from her skin. I took a mental note of that. So when she was dressing, I told her that she was not done yet. I was punishing Ms. Light Skin's pussy but decided I would finish up in Ms. Dark Skin for the early dress and obvious dirtiness. Quick condom change and I positioned her in standing doggy and banged that pussy from the back. After I was done, I sent both away since I was flying out in a few hours. Royal City was quite girl friendly as I only had to pass 100 bob to the security for my girls to come up.

Naked Gunz
05-15-13, 03:00
(nothing turns me off more than to smell strong body odor)I don't know, I don't mind it so much for short time. Makes the sex more nasty to me. Now if she is also sleeping with me, that will never do!

Great report. Anything else to do there during the day?

Jiggydus
05-15-13, 05:36
I don't know, I don't mind it so much for short time. Makes the sex more nasty to me. Now if she is also sleeping with me, that will never do!

Great report. Anything else to do there during the day?I understand there is a nearby National Park. I just did not have the desire to go to it since I was mostly doing work online during the day and then checking out the nightlife.

I forgot to mention I stepped out to a night club called Signature club. Decent atmosphere and possible pickup spot, but it was not that packed when I stopped by. The best looking girl was already with a foreign punter, so I just had a drink, took in the scene, and then rolled out. Octopus was a bit more robust with working girls. I rebuffed several come ons and saw there is another section of the club behind the bar area which has pool tables. Ladies also sit out front and one can find ladies hanging out on the street and corner near Octopus.

I am working to reduce some of my work responsibilities so next time I go on one of these trips, I won't have to feel tethered to an Internet connection everyday.

As for BO, I got used to a few of my Ugandan girlfriends having a bit of odor but it was not too strong. It was a slight musky smell that is common when one does not use anti-perspirant. But I did have several girlfriends in Kampala and Mombasa that did not have that BO. Those ladies are on my "wife" list!

Zimzam
06-18-13, 21:24
Prostitute clobbered for offering cheap rates.

From The Standard Digital: Sunday, June 16th 2013

By ANTHONY GITONGA.

A commercial sex worker in Naivasha escaped death by a whisker and is nursing serious injuries after her colleagues unleashed terror on her for undercutting them by charging ridiculously low prices for her services.

Her bitter colleagues reigned on her with kicks and blows, accusing her of being uncooperative and 'spoiling the market' especially during end month, when demand for their services is high and clients have loaded pockets.

At some point, they threatened to circumcise her using a broken bottle, in their own words, 'Ili iwe funzo. (to serve as a lesson to others) before she got rescued by night guards – majority of them her clientele, anyway!

It began late last month when the curvy and sexy looking woman of the night moved into the street to the displeasure of colleagues who immediately viewed her as a threat.

According to Peter, a motorcycle operator, the latest victim became a darling of many due to her attractive looks and light skin. Even better, unlike her colleagues, she not only offered 'subisidised goods' but also offered services on credit.

'Normally the price of a shot ranges from Sh100 to Sh500 at the street, depending on the customer. But 'Brownie' would charge as low as Sh50, ' intimated Peter.

Her client base expanded, to the chagrin of jealous colleagues who schemed to teach her a lesson and get rid of her.

The plot was executed when her colleagues cornered her in the dark in a mob, attacking her viciously.

'Kwani unafikiria sisi tutakula wapi kama utaendelea kujiuza hii bei hasara (how do you expect us to survive if she sell yourself so cheaply)? ' one of the women was overheard shouting.

Her screams attracted watchmen who dashed to the scene only to find her pleading for mercy from her enraged colleagues. Their attempts to rescue her were met with hostility and brute resistance. They were told off and asked to stay away because it was a women's issues that didn't concern them.

'Unajua huyu mama huwa ananipatia kwa credit on a bad day so siwezi muacha auliwe na hawa mikora (she offers me services on credit when I'm broke so I can't let them kill her) , ' said one of the guards as he charged into the melee.

Other 'clients' joined in, rescued the badly bruised woman and rushed her to a nearby private hospital.

It appears seasoned prostitutes control the street and must be paid a fee and informed in advance before any new girl joins the trade.

Meanwhile, Brownie is recovering from her injuries as her customers wait impatiently — negotiable rates, on credit.

'Maisha imekuwa ngumu sana na bei ya kila kitu, hata ya hawa wasichana imepanda sana. Tunaomba serikali iingilie kati (life has become too expensive to afford even a woman of the night and we appeal for government's intervention) , ' one of the watchmen lamented.

Zimzam
03-05-14, 15:42
I noticed there are hardly any reports about Malindi here and if there are they are quite negative.

Recently I have been there and I find it quite enjoyable there, even considering going there again.

First of all it looks much better than Mtwapa. That is of course easy, as Mtwapa is basically one busy, dusty, dirty main road & many dusty, dirty sand / mud roads and has no good beach.

Malindi is really a small town with many paved roads and the beach is nowhere far away.

Concerning the available willing ladies, there are quite a few around.

I noticed one funny thing about the nightlife there: it is rather structures according to existing patterns.

For example on Saturdays early in the evening everybody goes to the "Stars & Gartner" bar, which can be compared to Cheers in Bamburi, only with more people & girls hanging around. (Only thing missing are the German "Schweinefleisch" specials of the day, that make Cheers attractive for having lunch or dinner there ).

When midnight is approaching really everybody moves to the "Pata-Pata Beach Club" which is a quite beautiful designer-styled lounge club near the sea, as the name says.

There is a huge car-park there, it was completely empty around 23. 00h and around midnight it was completely full.

In the club one can hang around on the dance-floor, in the surrounding lounges, or if you like some fresh air in the outside area around the pool.

Then when it turns 2 am everybody again leaves the Pata-Pata and moves to the "Stardust" club, which is in town again, just a few steps away from the "Stars & G".

Stardust is part of a large complex (Italian owned, as most of the clubs in Malindi) , composed out of a Restaurant, a free Dancing hall / outside veranda / shisha lounge and the Stardust Club, where you have to pay entrance. The interior of the Stardust looks like a bunker, or like a meat market (I mean literally with an inner- and an outer ring of marble benches ). The sound (mostly Techno as far as I can describe it) is deafening and you can see the most seemingly endless long legs, just sparsely covered by some cloth on top and ending in incredibly crazy high heel shoes under.

Everywhere in the clubs mentioned one can find girls looking for companionship. I think I read somewhere that the girls in Malindi would be asking incredibly high prices, as they are supposed to be spoiled by the Italians, but I did not find this to be so.

On Sunday "everybody" goes to the "Fermentos" Club just opposite the Stardust, where one can admire the long legs show again, occasionally some are even climbing the pole there and on Mondays there is a weekly beach party at the "White Moon" Beach Club, dancing in the sand.

(used to be in La Rosada). Of course there are also some places where more locals come like "Kinyongi" (sp?).

As I stated before there are several fine beach areas and accomodation can be easily found. I got a fine apartment, just a few meters from the Silversand beach with beautiful garden, swimming pool etc. (again you'll find nothing like this in Mtwapa) for just under 4000 Ksh / night.

Naked Gunz
03-05-14, 16:47
Everywhere in the clubs mentioned one can find girls looking for companionship. I think I read somewhere that the girls in Malindi would be asking incredibly high prices, as they are supposed to be spoiled by the Italians, but I did not find this to be so.I get those two places mixed up, thanks for the clarification. Don't you get bored with that rigid rotation? Go here at 12, go there at 2, every night. What ARE the prices like?

Zimzam
03-05-14, 18:01
I get those two places mixed up, thanks for the clarification. Don't you get bored with that rigid rotation? Go here at 12, go there at 2, every night. What ARE the prices like?I forgot to mention that the free club in the Stardust-complex is called "Vintage".

About this rigid clubbing scheme I would probably get bored if I stayed there for a long time, but I was just shown all these places by my sweet girl-guide.

She was working in the daytime so I left her every morning some pocket money. I usually do not discuss prices beforehand, unless they start about it themselves.

But please note that I'm not after the so called "stunners" as people like to call them, those long-legged, super high-heeled, probably arrogant girls

Member #4349
03-06-14, 01:51
I forgot to mention that the free club in the Stardust-complex is called "Vintage".

About this rigid clubbing scheme I would probably get bored if I stayed there for a long time, but I was just shown all these places by my sweet girl-guide.

She was working in the daytime so I left her every morning some pocket money. I usually do not discuss prices beforehand, unless they start about it themselves.

But please note that I'm not after the so called "stunners" as people like to call them, those long-legged, super high-heeled, probably arrogant girlsSo, what do you pay after the deed, even if its not discussed beforehand?

Zimzam
03-06-14, 09:07
So, what do you pay after the deed, even if its not discussed beforehand?2k (so I have to add some more words here)

UgandaKid
03-19-14, 09:49
Anything happen in Busia outside the normal Kenyan routine. Heading that way for a week or so. Hangouts. Women etc?

Thanks

Bareback Jack
03-19-14, 19:27
Anything happen in Busia outside the normal Kenyan routine. Heading that way for a week or so. Hangouts. Women etc?

ThanksBusia is a boring sh*t hole. Nobody wants to be there. On top, Luhya women are amongst the most unattractive in Kenya and they like witchcraft. Better to go back to Uganda. Jinja is 100 times more interesting than Busia. Otherwise, if you're visiting Kenya from the Uganda side, just add 80 more miles to go to Kisumu. Much better choice IMHO

Naked Gunz
03-19-14, 23:41
Busia is a boring sh*t hole. Nobody wants to be there. On top, Luhya women are amongst the most unattractive in Kenya and they like witchcraft. Better to go back to Uganda. Jinja is 100 times more interesting than Busia. Otherwise, if you're visiting Kenya from the Uganda side, just add 80 more miles to go to Kisumu. Much better choice IMHOBrutally honest, and info I'm glad to learn. Thanks!

Nguvu2
03-20-14, 00:16
Brutally honest, and info I'm glad to learn. Thanks!And from what I have read and learned over the years, very high rate of HIV / AIDS

Bareback Jack
03-20-14, 08:43
And from what I have read and learned over the years, very high rate of HIV / AIDSNot surprised. I've ventured several times deep into South Nyanza as well (Migori, Homa Bay, etc). Very attractive women, but some of these small town ladies were also amongst the most promiscuous I've seen and seemed to be in competition with the local boys. High STD rates for sure and often untreated long term, that's at least what the local doc told me when he treated me for Malaria. Even if my handle implies my hobby, its a definite big NO for me country side!

Member #4643
04-11-15, 18:37
Any recommendations for a girl friendly hotel with good internet?

All the girls I have contacted via Tagged are quite willing to have sex. It seems like a very nice place! (if you like malaria, LOL).

Willyboy
05-31-15, 10:46
By Rasna Warah.

More by this AuthorThe lashing, splashing, drenching monsoons finally arrived in Malindi, bringing with them much joy — and pain. Gardens and farms are thriving. The scorching, stifling summer heat has been replaced by cool winds that aid restful sleep at night.

But not everyone is happy. Rains in the coastal belt of Kenya often cause prolonged blackouts.

Early this month, many parts of Malindi suffered blackouts that lasted as long as a week. Food in fridges had to be thrown away and candles took the place of lights.

Calls to Kenya Power yielded the usual response, "We are working on it."

Frequent power blackouts in Kenya impact productivity and are a security risk. Because the entire country's electricity is supplied by a monopoly that is quite often unreliable, Kenya Power can literally hold the whole country hostage if it wanted to.

Indeed, there have been country-wide blackouts in the recent past.

Perhaps it is time to review whether Kenya should open up the energy sector to new players. Kenyans benefited enormously when the telecommunications sector was opened up to private mobile phone companies.

Competition and affordability made telephones more accessible to a larger share of the population. Maybe a similar thing can happen in the energy supply sector.

The rainy season in Malindi also brings about other inconveniences. Due to the poor quality of roads that lack drainage, motorists and pedestrians have to contend with flooded, pot-holed roads.

For those in the hotel industry, the rains signal the low tourist season, which means fewer bookings. This year, the hotels are almost empty; two of the biggest hotels have actually closed down permanently.

Hotel workers have been suspended or put on half-pay. The tourist season this year is not just low; it has tanked, thanks to recent terrorist attacks in Lamu and Garissa.

Sam2004
07-13-15, 11:31
A lot of action going on at the beach and in the bars. Just talk, you'll be served. Even for free (or a drink or two). Nice, cute girls.

Member #4178
02-16-16, 19:07
Watamu is a tourist getho. Builded for tourist and looks like a tourist village but witout tourists. Just some itailans. there are so many soviniers shops that you start to feel stupid.

The beach is one of the world best and I have seen many.

Hotels are mainly villas surranded by iron huge gates and look like port nocks.

Local resorants not many since its caters for itailans. The beach boys will start to talk in italian.

Hotels can be found from 1500 and up but not good value for the money unless your budjet is higher.

There are a few clubs but watamu seems like a ghost town.

Mongering? What mongering exectly?

If you like the postcard palm beach with clear watter and isolation with no noise! Then yes.

Looking 4 action,local restorants and good value hotels? please look ealseware.

Member #4178
02-17-16, 10:24
Malindi is full of italians can be seen espacally in nakumatt.

The town itself looks like mombasa town. Busy and live.

Hotel are good value 4 money. I like to stay in city center so price is 1500 for very nice and big room.

Boda boda price is 50 within city center but I paid 40. From center to any of the beach hotels they asked 100 since its long ride. But I paid 50 bcoz boda boda is my thing.

Daytime mongering not that good as not many girls in the streets. Thats not nairobi center where girls are everyware anytime.

Food is good and cheap.

hotel? Try young safari hotel but it has only one good room for 1500.

Nighttime monering was covered previusly and I am not an expert 4 clubs.

For me malindi was nice for two days trip. malindi will not replace mombasa as the next mongering destination.

Don

Member #4178
02-19-16, 09:31
Few more things about malindi. In city center roads are sealed but the side walks are not, so sand everyware.

Malindi is very much of a muslim town so if stay in the center and like to be wake up at 5 am by the mosque's allah el akbar then you are in the perfect place.

The beach area is nice much like nyalli but isolated from action.

Action? Well I have seen no action. Just the outstanding bodies of the waitresses in the cafe next to nakumatt.

Member #4178
03-16-16, 14:19
I bought a ticket with jambo jet from malindi to lamu returned. The plan leaves Malindi at 11 am so I went day before. Price of flight with jambo jet office at nakumat nyali is 10000 bob both ways.

Matatu from Mtwapa to Malindi is 250 and I stay in dagama's inn Malindi. I paid 800 bob per night. The rooms are not the best but one of them was OK. Google the name in Google maps. Just next to the beach in city center.

El shabab? Mongering?

Whats going on in lamu this days?

Coming soon part 2.

Bajuni
03-16-16, 18:16
I bought a ticket with jambo jet from malindi to lamu returned. The plan leaves Malindi at 11 am so I went day before. Price of flight with jambo jet office at nakumat nyali is 10000 bob both ways.

Matatu from Mtwapa to Malindi is 250 and I stay in dagama's inn Malindi. I paid 800 bob per night. The rooms are not the best but one of them was OK. Google the name in Google maps. Just next to the beach in city center.

El shabab? Mongering?

Whats going on in lamu this days?

Coming soon part 2.Forget about mongering in Lamu. It is a (strictly) Muslim village.

Member #4178
03-17-16, 12:10
The flight took 20 minutes as the plan landed at Manda island. We took a boat to cross the other side of the creak for 100 bob.

The place looks like travel in a time tunnel back to the 15th. Donkeys Muslims and ninja ladies.

As I was walking I saw a sign Casaurina guest house just next to the pier. Casaurina? Easy to remember.

The guy was asking 1500 bob but I paid 1000 for a nice basic room.

I have been told that a police station has a disco so I will have a lot to do next.

To be continue.

Bajuni
03-18-16, 14:20
The flight took 20 minutes as the plan landed at Manda island. We took a boat to cross the other side of the creak for 100 bob.

The place looks like travel in a time tunnel back to the 15th. Donkeys Muslims and ninja ladies.

As I was walking I saw a sign Casaurina guest house just next to the pier. Casaurina? Easy to remember.

The guy was asking 1500 bob but I paid 1000 for a nice basic room.

I have been told that a police station has a disco so I will have a lot to do next.

To be continue.That disco is only open during school holidays and the only on weekends. Fun place. Otherwise it is just a bar / restaurant, one of the few by the way where you can get alcohol. There is aslo the only shop in Lamu where you can buy alcohol on those premises.

Member #4178
03-19-16, 07:28
I start scrolling Lamu town as it looks fascinating a mixture of Arabs Somalis and Kenyan. I was not surprised to see the food was expensive as it was imported from Mombasa. The restaurants on the main pier fronts was not OK. But I didn't like the flies that were everywhere disturbing my meals.

In theory the donkeys supposed to be a nice attraction till you realized that they shit everywhere on the road. So when I walked I looked down to avoid stepping.

So at the first day I was nothing interesting from a monger point of view. So since I am adaptive kind of monger I have decide to convert myself to a tourist. So I took a motor boat from the main jetty to Shela beach. The captain asked 400 but I paid 300. Its 3 km away.

Shela was fantastic the big sand dunes a desert scenery together with the clear blue watter was fantastic. Its reminded me the beach in Ramana Diego Madagascar.

I am a special kind of monger as I go only with non pro not even semi pro. They need to be tall slim with a rounded butt with a Mercedes Benz AMG performance in bed.

Yes experting all this in Lamu would. Make me a fool but wait. They all here non pro so I need only to overcome the Muslim ninja thing and to cover them to a fire on bed.

In fact I have a lot of experience with a Muslim ninja as I had fucked a lot of them in Mombasa in the last 15 years.

I have decided that my tourist thing is over and I need to get something fast. So first a strategy was needed to developed and a accurate timing. Many guys are idle in Lamu and they look at you when you go this makes mongering harder as they tend to interfere in the mongering activity.

I choose 5 pm at the starting time of mongering and the main Getty pier as the location. So on the pier you are in a higher grounds allows you to observe any lady that cross the road. Its just next to Lamu museum.

So I have notice that many ladies did not have head cover so eye contact was easy yo get.

Observing on the parade of ladies walking I saw a tall slim sexy with a killing smiled to. Me. I instantly attack and talk to her. A few guys already start to look and interfere so I hold the lady hand and took her to seat on side walk. I new I have something special as my next move was to take her to Casaurina guest house just a few meters away.

To be continue with photos.

Mushamisi
03-21-16, 10:07
Wow this place is interesting. A slow town with a few beauties here and there. Internet not the best but enough most the time. A few place you can stay here but the CBD is where most on ISG would want to find themselves.

I was with someone so no chance to go for a variety pack. One bar in CBD was Booster Bar. That said a lot of places to get a sip. Roads are rough when you get off the main road. But some good things to see. Power is on and off though. Bring money into town as some atms won't work. Also be careful if you bring your own car as you will stick out like an already noticeable and sore thumb.

Amadeuss
04-11-16, 06:19
Wow this place is interesting. A slow town with a few beauties here and there. Internet not the best but enough most the time. A few place you can stay here but the CBD is where most on ISG would want to find themselves.

I was with someone so no chance to go for a variety pack. One bar in CBD was Booster Bar. That said a lot of places to get a sip. .8 o km north of Nairobi, seems to be a lot of nightlife there, girls from the Bush area's starting point, as per other reports on the web. Ayone else been there?

Naked Gunz
04-14-16, 23:45
Also be careful if you bring your own car as you will stick out like an already noticeable and sore thumb.Yeah that's the problem. No matter what you do-EVERYBODY WILL KNOW. I prefer to sport fuck amongst the masses in Nai. I like to think my paranoia has served me well in the third world.

Zimzam
10-08-16, 01:50
In Malindi people used to follow a fixed pattern when going out in the night.

One usually starts in the late evening in Stars & Garter or any other bar. Then after midnight everybody used to go to Fermento and after that to Pata Pata and / or Stardust, depending on which day it is.

So I went to Stars and Fermento & both places were absolutely dead & boring, so I decided to leave and just go home as there was no action at all.

But then when I came out of Fermento I noticed a lot of noise coming from the other side of the road and I saw a crowd almost bursting out of the balcony on the upper floor of the Nakumatt complex.

Turns out that successful entrepreneur Mario, the Italian owner if Pata Pata restaurant and club has opened a new lounge / club there, on top of his restaurant, named Mario's Buddha Lounge.

The place was absolutely packed, also with loads of attractive girls, all having a good time. So Mr. Mario is one more time showing the other Italian club owners his successful business feeling, as the club is very trendy and has a very modern interior, as does his Pata Pata club near the beach.

Zimzam
10-08-16, 01:58
In Malindi people used to follow a fixed pattern when going out in the night.

One usually starts in the late evening in Stars & Garter or any other bar. Then after midnight everybody used to go to Fermento and after that to Pata Pata and / or Stardust, depending on which day it is.

So I went to Stars and Fermento & both places were absolutely dead & boring, so I decided to leave and just go home as there was no action at all.

But then when I came out of Fermento I noticed a lot of noise coming from the other side of the road and I saw a crowd almost bursting out of the balcony on the upper floor of the Nakumatt complex.

Turns out that successful entrepreneur Mario, the Italian owner of Pata Pata restaurant and club has opened a new lounge / club there, on top of his restaurant, named Mario's Buddha Lounge.

The place was absolutely packed, also with loads of attractive girls, all having a good time. So Mr. Mario is one more time showing the other Italiann club owners his successful business feeling, as the club is very trendy and has a very modern interior, as does his Pata Pata club near the beach.

Member #4178
10-08-16, 11:49
In Malindi people used to follow a fixed pattern when going out in the night.Malindi is depressing city and quite dangerous. Mombasa has it all.

Naked Gunz
10-09-16, 08:08
Malindi is depressing city and quite dangerous. Apparently not to the Italians. Judging from the number of dumped, single moms to half Italians I run into, it must be paradise.

Member #4178
10-09-16, 10:13
Apparently not to the Italians. Judging from the number of dumped, single moms to half Italians I run into, it must be paradise.They came with brute force financial wide. Better then Italy 1000 times but central town in a disaster a strict Muslim city. They like Nakumat area and probably have Villas around the beach.

This is not a place you came and walk around or something bad may happen. I had an incident with a beach boy that didn't decide if he want to attack. I didn't care much as I was armed with an assault knife and had the determination and element of surprise.

Mtwapa is much safer and even Lamu as they demand on tourism. For Malindi just get a good hotel and sleep all day until clubs are open.

Many things to do in Lamu to break the daily life routine of Mtwapa / Mombasa.

Zimzam
10-14-16, 08:44
At the moment Malindi is quite dead & boring.

Many hotels & clubs are closed, so there is nothing like going to Rosada on Monday, or to the White Moon beach party on Wednesday.

Even in Stars & Garter customers are few.

Live music is nowhere to be found.

Many places say that they will open again in November.

So Malindi is good to escape the noise & dirt of Mtwapa for a while & enjoy the good beaches.

In fact I had my girl coming over from Bamburi to liven up my stay there.

The only lively place is the new "Buddha Lounge" upstairs in Nakumatt on Fridays & Saturdays.

And then after a week or so it is even nice to come back to the hustle & bustle of that good old smelling, dusty & dirty Sin City Mtwapa, the place that never sleeps.

Zimzam
10-14-16, 09:27
At the moment Malindi is quite dead & boring.

Many hotels & clubs are closed, so there is nothing like going to Rosada on Monday, or to the White Moon beach party on Wednesday.

Even in Stars & Garter customers are few.

Live music is nowhere to be found.

Many places say that they will open again in November.

So Malindi is good to escape the noise & dirt of Mtwapa for a while & enjoy the good beaches.

In fact I had my girl coming over from Bamburi to liven up my stay there.

The only lively place is the new "Buddha Lounge" upstairs in Nakumatt on Fridays & Saturdays.

And then after a week or so it is even nice to come back to the hustle & bustle of that good old smelling, dusty & dirty Sin City Mtwapa, the place that never sleeps.

Neddy69
08-15-17, 09:57
This is Neddy reporting live from the capital of the Kamba tribe. After a gruelling 11 HR journey which involved one Uber Taxi, the Madaraka Express and 2 Matatus and one Tuktuk for the total princely sum of 1530 ksh, I arrived alive. Why Machakos? First its convenient location close to Nairobi. Totally laid back small town of about 50.000 people with easy to navigate City Center and all facilities like Naivas Supermarket, ATMS etc. AND. One Stripclub called WIZARD and another club called ZINC. Picked up a street urchin and for a chai and 50 bob he spilled the beans. Machakos is full of Universities and Colleges, which translates in a lot of poor needy girls in urgent need of Support. LOL. Apparently after 4 oclock in the afternoon chicas are out in the streets. ST can be had by locals for 100 to 200 bob WTF. Should this be another unexplored pussy paradise?? I ll find out. But first logistics. I found a nice place brandnew about a mile walk from CBD called Legends, which doubles as joint and restaurant. Quiet and brandnew for 1800 ksh, and that includes breakfast. The only problem. I killed about 20 dudus in the room. BAYGON comes highly recommended. 2 for one special offer only 290 bob. I turned my room into a dudu killing zone. Transport. Unelieveable but Tuktuks are cheaper than Pikipikis only 30! Bob a ride. Found nice and squeaky clean restaurant called TOTs. What else. I have nice Kamba contact lined up, she couldn't believe I am actually in Machakos LOL. 21 y needy girl with see Tits. So it looks promising, will report.

Neddy.

The Great EA ShagTour.

BobBlack
08-15-17, 16:37
At the moment Malindi is quite dead & boring.

Many hotels & clubs are closed, so there is nothing like going to Rosada on Monday, or to the White Moon beach party on Wednesday.

Even in Stars & Garter customers are few.

Live music is nowhere to be found.

Many places say that they will open again in November.

So Malindi is good to escape the noise & dirt of Mtwapa for a while & enjoy the good beaches.

In fact I had my girl coming over from Bamburi to liven up my stay there.

The only lively place is the new "Buddha Lounge" upstairs in Nakumatt on Fridays & Saturdays.

And then after a week or so it is even nice to come back to the hustle & bustle of that good old smelling, dusty & dirty Sin City Mtwapa, the place that never sleeps.So what's it like in Mtwapa and Bamburi areas Zimzam. I know there's plenty action in Mtwapa but how about Bamburi and are there many ladies roaming or are things quiet after elections. Had a bad report from Tuddle who got held up at gunpoint right outside Cowrie Beach Apartments and that's where I normally stay when I'm there and that is very bad news and a big warning to everyone to be aware and take care. Don't know if he got injured, but understandably he was very badly shaken and I would say he'll be very careful if he ever goes back there again. I was told before not to come there until end of September to let things settle down again, so I'm doing that and will probably be there in October.

Bajuni
08-16-17, 04:06
So what's it like in Mtwapa and Bamburi areas Zimzam. I know there's plenty action in Mtwapa but how about Bamburi and are there many ladies roaming or are things quiet after elections. Had a bad report from Tuddle who got held up at gunpoint right outside Cowrie Beach Apartments and that's where I normally stay when I'm there and that is very bad news and a big warning to everyone to be aware and take care. Don't know if he got injured, but understandably he was very badly shaken and I would say he'll be very careful if he ever goes back there again. I was told before not to come there until end of September to let things settle down again, so I'm doing that and will probably be there in October.Where is that report of Tuddle where he got held up at gunpoint?

Checked all his posts but could not find it.

Neddy69
08-16-17, 07:38
In the afternoon, I went to sit at Tea Tot Hotel, to expect my Afro date. And true to the info after 4 pm I saw loads of interesting chicas walking around. Besides Tea Tot is a shopping center and a gym and spa. After my date turned up on African time. An hour late. She turned out to be a Kissi so no Kamba. A Golddigger. The interview was not successful. But I gathered a lot of other intelligence. Time not totally wasted. At around 9 pm I went to club Zinc. Nice totally african joint playing Kamba music. But during week almost empty. After a Tusker I went to Wizard. Again nice club good vibez. Bongo dancehall. One drunk guy wanted to befriend? Me. The manager came and asked do you know that guy? Me. No. Than he literally kicked him out the door. Hakuna Matata. So I got on the pisser. No Woman No cry. But to be fair enough. Its after elections. During week. And universities closed. So it's afternoon hunt today. But I was offered chicas by the manager of Club Zinc. Might take it.

Neddy.

Hakuna shida.

Neddy69
08-16-17, 08:01
So what's it like in Mtwapa and Bamburi areas Zimzam. I know there's plenty action in Mtwapa but how about Bamburi and are there many ladies roaming or are things quiet after elections. Had a bad report from Tuddle who got held up at gunpoint right outside Cowrie Beach Apartments and that's where I normally stay when I'm there and that is very bad news and a big warning to everyone to be aware and take care. Don't know if he got injured, but understandably he was very badly shaken and I would say he'll be very careful if he ever goes back there again. I was told before not to come there until end of September to let things settle down again, so I'm doing that and will probably be there in October.This has nothing to do with elections. Mtwapa is peaceful. But Cowrie shells is in Shanzu. Not the most secure place. Kenya has always and will be dangerous. At night move only by taxi and not on foot. You can be mugged anytime anyplace. And of course the bad boys pounce near tourist establishments. That's why I prefer nontourist places like kerstins in Mtwapa.

Neddy.
Right now rioting in Luo Areas like Kisumu and some slums like Kibera etc.

Zimzam
08-16-17, 14:57
I like that location, used to go there often, when Yamas with the crazy Greek guy was still operating.

But the way to go there is quite deserted, when you walk to there coming from the main road, sometimes felt a bit uncomfortable walking there, especially if you know that that part of the beach is known to be popular by drug addicts etc.

I would never walk there in the night.

BobBlack
08-16-17, 16:42
I like that location, used to go there often, when Yamas with the crazy Greek guy was still operating.

But the way to go there is quite deserted, when you walk to there coming from the main road, sometimes felt a bit uncomfortable walking there, especially if you know that that part of the beach is known to be popular by drug addicts etc.

I would never walk there in the night.Thanks for your insight Zimzam, you're telling me something I never knew. I've been to Cowrie on numerous occasions in the last 6 years or so and never had any problems. Then again I never walked down that way from the main road past the go-cart track I always use a taxi. Maybe this time I'll have to rethink my accommodation. Never knew about the junkies either so this is all news to me and thanks again for the info.

Neddy69
08-17-17, 18:12
Time to move on. I wouldn't say Machakos was a total waste of time. But I did nt get laid. I saw at least a couple of opportunities but ran out of time. Today took direct shuttle to NBO than further direct shuttle to Nanyuki. Why Nanyuki. There is the major kenyan air force base there plus a royal air force and British army training establishment there. According to my tuktuk driver there is loads of Chicas roaming the street. Loads of bars and mirra stalls there. This is a frontier town to the wild North. You get camel meat there. Tomorrow I ll look to get laid. Logistics. I settled on the New Simba Lodge. The single room very basic goes for 1400 ksh. But I am used to worse. No complaints. Hot shower. And no issues taking a Chica. Will report.

Neddy.

Naked Gunz
08-17-17, 23:52
But I did nt get laid. Neddy.Sorry, but you wasted your time, hehe, but thanks for the intel. What you think of Nakuru? The GF told me that place is up and coming party town, and many married guys bring the GF there. Many Kikuyu and Kalenjin.

Neddy69
08-18-17, 06:07
Sorry, but you wasted your time, hehe, but thanks for the intel. What you think of Nakuru? The GF told me that place is up and coming party town, and many married guys bring the GF there. Many Kikuyu and Kalenjin.Haven't been there yet. But it's a big city. So getting laid should be no problem. Economy booming there. About Machakos. Don't go there during week. Life was just returning to normal after Election and all Universities still closed. I still like Machakos but no P4 P. I was offered 2 hookers by the manager of Zinc. One was plain ugly the other one barely average. She took my telephone number but said. I am tired. Que? I saw some eyepopping chicas during the day. So day non Pro game is possible. But people are not used to wazungu. I was the only white face there. But in three nights you cannot accomplish much. I might return towards the end of my trip and get my street urchin to give me some lays.

Neddy.

Amadeuss
08-18-17, 21:09
Time to move on. I wouldn't say Machakos was a total waste of time. But I did nt get laid. I saw at least a couple of opportunities but ran out of time. Today took direct shuttle to NBO than further direct shuttle to Nanyuki. Why Nanyuki.

Neddy.There are so many spots for us Mzungus not discovered yet. Take this Mtito Andei, a stop for trucks and buses halfway from Nairobi to Mombasa. A thiriving night market with all offers exist there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13qolECG_kU.

For me a consideration instead of taking a flight from Nairobi but going to Mombasa by bus and stop there.

But Neddy, did you ever consider to rent a car instead taking the bus? Much more freedom to pick up whatever is along the road. LOL.

Neddy69
08-19-17, 05:18
There are so many spots for us Mzungus not discovered yet. Take this Mtito Andei, a stop for trucks and buses halfway from Nairobi to Mombasa. A thiriving night market with all offers exist there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13qolECG_kU.

For me a consideration instead of taking a flight from Nairobi but going to Mombasa by bus and stop there.

But Neddy, did you ever consider to rent a car instead taking the bus? Much more freedom to pick up whatever is along the road. LOL.Well Mtito Andei. Put it this way. This is a place where truckers stop during the night on the way to Uganda. You will find probably loads of expired diseased hookers there, there is a good documentary about the "highway of death", high HIV Incidence. The average african likes big mommas and shags without condom. Rental Car.Not for me as I have loads of time. But the towns I am in are small. No need for that.
And dont forget. I picked up several good chicks by using public transport....

Neddy.

Neddy69
08-19-17, 05:48
Time to check out what has Nanyuki to offer. During the day I wandered around town for recon. I always check the drinking dens during the day and run my personal security check. Dark corners, transportation, spots of likely attacks. Surprise. Nanyuki boasts a brand new shopping mall. Saw a drop dead gorgeous chick in one of the shops. Unfortunately she disappeared suddenly. I have to check again. My hotel borders a slum there so I take pikipiki at night. Drank a nice sugar cane juice for 100 bob. Nanayuki still has this flair of a frontier town. Long dusty Main road reminds me on the wild west. A good place for pickup are the local markets always some ladies shopping there. I was surprised by the number of Miraa stalls near the matatu stage. Anyway time to check out the nightlife. At 9 pm I started out at Paddies Irish Pub for a guiness. Run by an irish man its the main haunt for the british army. It was devoid of people. Apparently a nice steak can be had for 1100 bob. But the waitresses looked promising. After a beer I went to the nearby town center. And surprise surprise at least 20 SWs braved the 8 degrees chilly night. First I went to Checkers Club. Absolutely nice atmosphere, 2 nice girls promoting whisky looking sweet. Otherwise only kidogo pussy. What drove me away was the music. Only US crap hiphop. So little african atmosphere. My tuktuk driver recommended two african places where also pussy can be had. Chattted to a few street walkers. One Massai / Kamba mix did nt look too ugly. Always interesting chatting. Than off to the first place. Impala club, nothing special devoid of chicas only a few africans drinking. The same with the other Club Makuti, its open air, but it was just too chilly. There is 2 more clubs which I ll check out today. Club Trendz on the main road and Club Numbers. So back to Checkers after everybody promised its going to fill up. Finally two really fat and I mean fat african booty walked in. I am not into BBBW. So I chatted to the security if he knows any chicas. Of course. Hehe. What would I like fat or skinny? Weeell skinny. Haraka Haraka. I was promised a slim young massai chick. Eeeehhh. So I sat there slurping my Tusker and braving the hiphop. And in she walks. Wow not bad. Slim beautiful face 1. 80 tall.

I orderer a tusker malt for her 250 bob. Tusker was 200 bob. She started to massage my upper tighs under the table. I tipped the security 200 bob for a beer. After finishing the drinks we went by pikipiki to my hotel. The security didn't bat an eyelid. She actually spoke little english only swahili and maasai. We agreed on 1000 plus taxi money 50 bob Short Time. No BBBJ on the menue so she wanked me and I fingered her tight pussy which seems to have been FGM Type1. Than I put my condom on and shagged her vigourously in doggy looking at the nice ass. Unfortunately little tits left as one child but nice big nipples to be sucked on. Overall I the give a 7 for looks and performance a 6. Its a start.

Neddy.

Neddy69
08-21-17, 10:16
After an uneventful ride I arrived yesterday in the desert town of Isiolo. Totally different atmosphere. 95% Muslim. Ethnic Somalis. The first positive surprise. Checked in at silver bells hotel incl. Breakfast 1500 ksh. Very nice rooms with big hot shower. Highly recommend. Isiolo is even smaller than Nanyuki. In the lowlands much better climate. Saw already some interesting opportunities walking. Lots of curious looks. As usual I am the only Muzungu who doesn't ride a fat Landcruiser. Was chatted up by tall Somali chick with henna tattoos and nice boobs. Also some interesting black chicas roaming the streets. There is several joints which sell alcohol. Will check the WG scene tonight. And to top it off. That's why I like public transport so much. Have a date with Muslim chic. Wanted to become my friend. Sure baby. Will report.

Neddy out.

Neddy69
08-22-17, 22:12
Isiolo is a small town. The nightlife fits in a square roughly 50 x 300 meters. In the first night I went to a joint called roots club. Dead. Than I found a club called genesis nearby my hotel. Sweet dancehall and bongo tunes. That place has potential. But first I went to Frontier club. Nice joint. Bongo Lingala. But rather quiet. There was a double chick there. But cockblocked by African. But good vibez. Had 2 white cap baridi. Than I went back to Genesis. Totally african joint. Run down and dirty. Good vibez. Outside I was approached by some ugly SWs. Blabla. Fled Inside. Another 2 white cap baridi. Enjoyed the show. Only peaceful friendly kids inside. Was approached by nice young doable Turkana chick. And another pair of young slim chicks. But rather shy. Not used to Muzungu. But had a blast anyway. So you can get laid in Isiolo. But I didn't push the matter. Tomorrow is another day. For me its the hunt. Sometimes beer takes precedence over pussy. One more night than I am off to Maralal. Samburu heartland. Disco disco party party.

Neddy out.

Neddy69
08-27-17, 16:42
If you want adventure and a free safari take a Matatu from Isiolo to Maralal. 200 km medium to bad tracks. 6. 5 hours crammed in a Toyota Minibus. But it's part of the adventure. Maralal is the capital of the Samburu tribe. The feeling here is like in the wild West. 2013 armed cattle rustlers shot up the town. But now it's quiet. There is lot of joints in town where fun can be had. There is three nice club's in town. Club 3 d. Club Seven and Red Rock which is outside town. So far I did not see any SW scene. But basically any Chica on the street is approacheable. If you find a local Samburu warrior he will set you up for a couple of drinks with a Chica. But if you stay like me only a couple of days it's hit or miss. So I can give only rough guidance. I stayed in Sunbird Guest House. Decent hot showers and rooms for 1500 to 1800 bob. But. States explicit in the house rules. No Twilight girls. But I m sure if you slip the night Watchman a 100 Bob. He ain't see nutting. I am still working on a lovely Samburu waitress but running out of time. The Samburu have interesting customs. The Samburu Moran (warrior) chooses a girl by so called beading. There is lots of red beads around the necks of these girls. Only when he becomes an elder he marries. But somebody else. So the girls are trained very young. Unfortunately also FGM is common here. So tomorrow I m off to greener pastures. But I liked the place.

Neddy.

Neddy69
08-30-17, 07:08
After a relaxed but long Matatu ride I arrived in the industrial town of Nakuru. I took a run down place in downtown CBD called LE Rhino. They actually have decent rooms for 1000 ksh. I stay in a big room overlooking the lake. Only the plumbing doesn't work all the time. But hey more pesa to spend on beer and chicas. After gathering intelligence I went out to get laid. Just outside my hotel there is already the first SWs out and the sun hasn't even set. Check out Mosque and Gusii Roads. Most club's except one called 7D are in walking distance in the city. First I went to club sans chic. Nice but empty. Then to Club 64 nice but very loud and obnoxious hiphop. Not my cup of tea. Than I found a sweet reggae club called Cloud309 good vibez. But no chicas. Prices for White Cap between 200 and 250 ksh. Same story during week rather empty clubs. When I almost gave up I found a sweet semi pro SW called Lucy. 24 years nice be cups 1 child. And no sucked out tetas. Really nice. Agreed 2000. Vamos. What can I tell you. I had a very sweet night. But little sleep. Sterling service. Gave 500 tip as I had no small notes. But I like to support single mothers. Now I am off to a hearty breakfast.

Neddy out.

Taurus1
08-30-17, 12:36
After a relaxed but long Matatu ride I arrived in the industrial town of Nakuru. I took a run down place in downtown CBD called LE Rhino. They actually have decent rooms for 1000 ksh. I stay in a big room overlooking the lake. Only the plumbing doesn't work all the time. But hey more pesa to spend on beer and chicas. After gathering intelligence I went out to get laid. Just outside my hotel there is already the first SWs out and the sun hasn't even set. Check out Mosque and Gusii Roads. Most club's except one called 7D are in walking distance in the city. First I went to club sans chic. Nice but empty. Then to Club 64 nice but very loud and obnoxious hiphop. Not my cup of tea. Than I found a sweet reggae club called Cloud309 good vibez. But no chicas. Prices for White Cap between 200 and 250 ksh. Same story during week rather empty clubs. When I almost gave up I found a sweet semi pro SW called Lucy. 24 years nice be cups 1 child. And no sucked out tetas. Really nice. Agreed 2000. Vamos. What can I tell you. I had a very sweet night. But little sleep. Sterling service. Gave 500 tip as I had no small notes. But I like to support single mothers. Now I am off to a hearty breakfast.

Neddy out.Thank you for your liveintelligence report about punani.

For Nakuru I recommend Kanu Street and Club Eclipse. There are also many Hotels there.

Neddy69
09-01-17, 10:19
Kisumu is the place to be. Guys. Today Sep. 1st. 10 minutes ago Pandemonium broke loose. The high court announced the presidential election to be annulled. Guess what. All you guys who deferred your travel plans. Same sh. T again. New elections within 60 days. Likely Nov. 1st.

For myself. I had a blast last night. Was raped by a luo Chica with nice bunda and see cups. I met her in the matatu. That's why I like public transport so much. I had a very comfortable ride. Mololiner comes highly recommended. They have the wider Toyota's with 10 comfortable seats. Nakuru-Kisumu sets you back 600 ksh.

So I didn't get about to sample the nightlife. I shagged 5 times. Very sweet waitress in one of the fish restaurants.

What a live. I like Kisumu wide roads. Have a comfortable spacious guest House room. Bit noisy though. 1500 ksh.

Thanks god the Chica had to go to work. Send her on her way with 1 k plus 100 ksh taxi fare. That's why I looove Luos the best shag. They f. Ck you brains out.

Neddy.

From Kisumu where the party won't stop tonight.

Amadeuss
09-02-17, 14:39
Kisumu is the place to be. G.Great trip you do.

From there only 300 more km to Kampala. Another interesting stop?

Neddy69
09-02-17, 14:43
Great trip you do.

From there only 300 more km to Kampala. Another interesting stop?Yes Monday off to Jinja.

Neddy69
09-04-17, 08:26
What can I say. Africa is as always full of surprises. As my temporary girlfriend after 48 hours became too clingy I sported a Harry Houdini disappearance trick. I moved to another guest House 500 meters down the road. To sample a bit of Kisumu nightlife before my bus to Jinja departs next day. The area I am staying is the old CBD with a lot of Indian hardware stores. Cheap eateries and accommodation of various types to suit any budget is be available. The area I roamed at night is quite safe and relaxed. First I went to Ram XB pub which is a nice starting point. So far I haven't seen any SWs. I enjoyed a Tusker. But mostly male clients. Some doable Chics but with boyfriends. Than I went to nearby Octopus club which was once a hot night spot. Not any more. Totally devoid of people. Forget it. In my desperation I walked around a bit in the area. I heard nice dancehall tune from a place on the 1st floor. The place is called Club be. Full details will only provided to my good friends. Not some loafers talking BS. I entered. And my eyes popped out. A stripclub with pole dancers. WTF. Tusker sets you back 300 ksh. For the equivalent of 8 Euros I had four hours of show including flashing pussies and tits. WOW. Took three Phone numbers of cuties. There were about 8 performers. At least 3 of them stunners. My favourite I paid a drink for 280 ksh and she put up a special performance for me. And than she sat without panties besides me. And I spanked her nice ass. Of course the joint is totally illegal so the Luo owner has to pay protection money. The girls make about 5000 ksh a week. I got phone number of a kalenjin stunner. She will be back in Tahiti soon. So I ll look her up when I return to Kenia. I had a blast. But due to time constraint I couldn't take advantage. Check out the area around Odinga Oginga Street.

Neddy.

Who had a f. G blast again.

BobBlack
09-04-17, 13:34
What can I say. Africa is as always full of surprises. As my temporary girlfriend after 48 hours became too clingy I sported a Harry Houdini disappearance trick. I moved to another guest House 500 meters down the road. To sample a bit of Kisumu nightlife before my bus to Jinja departs next day. The area I am staying is the old CBD with a lot of Indian hardware stores. Cheap eateries and accommodation of various types to suit any budget is be available. The area I roamed at night is quite safe and relaxed. First I went to Ram XB pub which is a nice starting point. So far I haven't seen any SWs. I enjoyed a Tusker. But mostly male clients. Some doable Chics but with boyfriends. Than I went to nearby Octopus club which was once a hot night spot. Not any more. Totally devoid of people. Forget it. In my desperation I walked around a bit in the area. I heard nice dancehall tune from a place on the 1st floor. The place is called Club be. Full details will only provided to my good friends. Not some loafers talking BS. I entered. And my eyes popped out. A stripclub with pole dancers. WTF. Tusker sets you back 300 ksh. For the equivalent of 8 Euros I had four hours of show including flashing pussies and tits. WOW. Took three Phone numbers of cuties. There were about 8 performers. At least 3 of them stunners. My favourite I paid a drink for 280 ksh and she put up a special performance for me. And than she sat without panties besides me. And I spanked her nice ass. Of course the joint is totally illegal so the Luo owner has to pay protection money. The girls make about 5000 ksh a week. I got phone number of a kalenjin stunner. She will be back in Tahiti soon. So I ll look her up when I return to Kenia. I had a blast. But due to time constraint I couldn't take advantage. Check out the area around Odinga Oginga Street.

Neddy.

Who had a f. G blast again.Once again as usual always a pleasure to read your posts Neddy. But I'm jealous. Wish I had the balls to do these tours you do and give back reports. Meanwhile, I'll just have to satisfy myself by sticking to Nairobi for a few days and Mombasa for the rest of my three weeks in November. Keep the reports coming whether its from any African country. Great reporting and a good laugh too.

Cheupe
09-08-17, 15:43
After a relaxed but long Matatu ride I arrived in the industrial town of Nakuru. I took a run down place in downtown CBD called LE Rhino. They actually have decent rooms for 1000 ksh. I stay in a big room overlooking the lake. Only the plumbing doesn't work all the time. But hey more pesa to spend on beer and chicas. After gathering intelligence I went out to get laid. Just outside my hotel there is already the first SWs out and the sun hasn't even set. Check out Mosque and Gusii Roads. Most club's except one called 7D are in walking distance in the city. First I went to club sans chic. Nice but empty. Then to Club 64 nice but very loud and obnoxious hiphop. Not my cup of tea. Than I found a sweet reggae club called Cloud309 good vibez. But no chicas. Prices for White Cap between 200 and 250 ksh. Same story during week rather empty clubs. When I almost gave up I found a sweet semi pro SW called Lucy. 24 years nice be cups 1 child. And no sucked out tetas. Really nice. Agreed 2000. Vamos. What can I tell you. I had a very sweet night. But little sleep. Sterling service. Gave 500 tip as I had no small notes. But I like to support single mothers. Now I am off to a hearty breakfast.

Neddy out.Next time in Nakuru over week day check out dimples club on Kenyatta ave near nakumatt for girls.

Neddy69
09-09-17, 08:02
Next time in Nakuru over week day check out dimples club on Kenyatta ave near nakumatt for girls.Thanks I am aware of dimples. But I didn't make it there. Only 3 nights. But locals told me the club is old and run down. But possibly probably good on weekends as its near University. The new place is outside town centre near Tuskys. Called 7 D.

Monger safe.

Neddy.

Cheupe
09-13-17, 20:28
Thanks I am aware of dimples. But I didn't make it there. Only 3 nights. But locals told me the club is old and run down. But possibly probably good on weekends as its near University. The new place is outside town centre near Tuskys. Called 7 D.

Monger safe.

Neddy.Yeah. True. Dimples is old. But anyone looking for a quick fuck any day of the week can get it there for sure; much like Casuarina mtwapa. It has two sides. The bar side is open through out the week and is a good place to pick a WG to take to any other club. The club side opens only on weekends and populated by rather rowdy young kids who dance so much that the place stinks.

Mombie75
10-15-17, 13:06
Kisumu is the place to be. Guys. Today Sep. 1st. 10 minutes ago Pandemonium broke loose. The high court announced the presidential election to be annulled. Guess what. All you guys who deferred your travel plans. Same sh. T again. New elections within 60 days. Likely Nov. 1st.

For myself. I had a blast last night. Was raped by a luo Chica with nice bunda and see cups. I met her in the matatu. That's why I like public transport so much. I had a very comfortable ride. Mololiner comes highly recommended. They have the wider Toyota's with 10 comfortable seats. Nakuru-Kisumu sets you back 600 ksh.

So I didn't get about to sample the nightlife. I shagged 5 times. Very sweet waitress in one of the fish restaurants.

What a live. I like Kisumu wide roads. Have a comfortable spacious guest House room. Bit noisy though. 1500 ksh.

Thanks god the Chica had to go to work. Send her on her way with 1 k plus 100 ksh taxi fare. That's why I looove Luos the best shag. They f. Ck you brains out.

Neddy.

From Kisumu where the party won't stop tonight.Hi Neddy,

What was the name of your guest house? I'm going to Kisumu over Christmas and ny, not a place I know at all.

Thanks.

Bond69X
11-25-17, 14:56
Guys,

I am planning my next trip to Kenya.

Probably will spend few days in Malindi.

Any update? Tips? Info?

Thanks.

BobBlack
11-29-17, 06:55
Where is that report of Tuddle where he got held up at gunpoint?

Checked all his posts but could not find it.It was a PM from Tuddle where he told me what happened to him, as I was a frequent user of Cowrie since 2013. Felt a bit bad after reading it because I recommended Cowrie for our habit.

GeorgeRDraw
01-09-18, 14:43
Has anybody done Naivasha recently? What's the scene like and safe places to go?

Neddy69
01-14-18, 12:59
Has anybody done Naivasha recently? What's the scene like and safe places to go?What you want to do there? 14.853 inhabitants. Chicas you find in Bars after sunset. Maybe some are available for take out. But Naivasha judging from size of town will not be too exciting. Stick to Nakuru nearby or take a chica on safari from Nairobi with you. Much better. Haven't been there.

SmallBuns
11-05-18, 19:33
I used to spend three months of the year in the Homa Bay area. All you had to do was smile and start a conversation and ask her out for coffee. Nature would just take its own course and 30 minutes to 30 hours later you would be in bed humping away. To speed up the process some and add a fun public component to it, just head to the lake for a swim to "cool down". Strip down to your underwear, or if no one is around get down to the buff, and wade into the water. She will likely follow suit or be ready to help dry you off when you come out again. Once she has seen you naked and vice versa, you have established a good rapport and its just natural to head back to your hotel or apartment. Or hers! Stay clear of the hippos in the water and always wear a condom!

SmallBuns
11-05-18, 20:05
When in Nyeri, the Banana Leaf and White Rhino are places to hang out to party and make some friends.

Or just stay at one of the little hotels and treat the staff respectfully.

Smile, open the door for them, talk to them nicely, ask them about their families, tell them about your work and life.

I stayed for a week at the Ivory resort on the outskirts of Nyeri. I work till late night and wake up only around 10 am. I would go to the restaurant area later in the morning and became good friends with the 23-year old waitress. She was a tall and skinny girl and I always joked with her on how she needs to eat more and put on weight. And she would point out how it would all go to her chubby bottom.

After serving breakfast, her job was to clean up some of the rooms. She had access to the main door of the house I was in and I never locked my bedroom.

I heard her clean the living room one morning as I was half awake. She slipped into my room and started cleaning. I threw off the covers and got up, wished her Good Morning, and walked out to the bathroom. It was a little strange that she was in the bedroom without warning but it didn't bother me. I realized that I had a little stiff only when she looked at me and giggled. When I jumped in the shower, she knocked on the bathroom door to tell me that she was going to go prepare breakfast for me. She made me an extra egg so that "I could become a stronger man" and giggled again.

Next morning, again, I faintly heard her in the living room. And then I felt her besides me completely naked, one hand on my face, and the other in my boxers. She was actually freshly showered and completely naked. For the next three days, this was our morning routine. She would slip in to my bed and wake me up for two rounds of passionate sex. Once she woke me up with a bare blowjob. She invited me to lunch at her little place. I mentioned how I had never really seen her naked properly because she just appeared naked under the covers in the morning. She just came and stood in front of me and covered her eyes with her hands. Ohhh it was so much fun exploring her in her little hut, taking her to the bed in spite of her concerns of the neighbors listening, and giving her two rounds of solid sex. The first time was missionary and then she said "give it to me in the front but from behind". I sure did. The neighbors heard as well and a bunch of older women were grinning and laughing when we came out of the hut.

Be nice and you never know when you find a new friend!

Neddy69
11-06-18, 19:08
I used to spend three months of the year in the Homa Bay area. All you had to do was smile and start a conversation and ask her out for coffee. Nature would just take its own course and 30 minutes to 30 hours later you would be in bed humping away. To speed up the process some and add a fun public component to it, just head to the lake for a swim to "cool down". Strip down to your underwear, or if no one is around get down to the buff, and wade into the water. She will likely follow suit or be ready to help dry you off when you come out again. Once she has seen you naked and vice versa, you have established a good rapport and its just natural to head back to your hotel or apartment. Or hers! Stay clear of the hippos in the water and always wear a condom!Hey Lalecs. Where have you been. Finally a good contributor. Welcome to the rare birds of African Sexploratorial Society. Homa Bay eh? You seem to be off the beaten track man. Luo heartland. Had this elusive chick on tagged from Homa. Closest I came was Kisumu. My favourite tribe in Kenya. Luo Fckmachines. The best. No FGM and polygamism norm. Followed by Kambas. And Samburu and Massai. Man you make me miss Kenya.

Thumbs up from Madagascar.

Neddy.

SmallBuns
11-08-18, 18:49
Hey Lalecs. Where have you been. Finally a good contributor. Welcome to the rare birds of African Sexploratorial Society. Homa Bay eh? You seem to be off the beaten track man. Luo heartland. Had this elusive chick on tagged from Homa. Closest I came was Kisumu. My favourite tribe in Kenya. Luo Fckmachines. The best. No FGM and polygamism norm. Followed by Kambas. And Samburu and Massai. Man you make me miss Kenya.

Thumbs up from Madagascar.

Neddy.Thanks Neddy69! I see you are a veteran.

Yes, I love the Luos and picked up the language a little bit too. Just lovely people who know how to live life to the fullest.

Also, the charm and charisma that's right to find with the other tribes.

I am actually heading to Mada in two weeks for my first trip. I actually read most of the forum but am still a little lost on where to go.

I have only 10 days in-country and need a couple days in Tana. Split between two options:

1. Tana. Antsirabe - Miandrivazo. Morondava.

2. Tana. Toamasina - Foulpointe (or little towns in the south).

Would really appreciate any inputs and would love to meet up for a beer!

SmallBuns
11-08-18, 23:29
College student I met on the bus from Nairobi to Homa Bay. She was sitting behind me. I offered her some chewing gum when I got up to get some from my bag (and to lock the bag to the metal bar). When more people got onboard, she moved in front to sit next to me. We had a great conversation and she slept with her head on my shoulder.

She was visiting her family about 30 minutes away from Homa Bay. When the bus arrived in Homa Bay at 6 am in the morning, she had the option of sitting in the bus for a couple of hours until the local matatus started plying the routes or to come with me to my hotel (Hippo Buck) and take a nap. She chose the latter and we got on a bike and reached the hotel. Once in the room, I undressed to my briefs and jumped in the bed and under the thin sheet. She was just a little unsure what to do and got into bed fully clothed, with her tight jeans on. I turned around and dozed off. Woke up 8:30 ish and realized that I really needed to p* I could hear the shower and she wasn't next to me.

I knocked on the door and asked her how long she would take because I really needed to p* She said "wait a minute" and pulled the plastic curtain separating the shower and the toilet and opened the door. When I turned around after peeing, I couldn't help but peek through the silly plastic curtain. Her gorgeous back was towards me and she was getting the shampoo off her hair. I was speechless, maybe for way too long and she turned around to come face to face with me. She was startled and also realized that she was buck naked. She yelled, covered her hairy pussy with her hand, and quickly turned around.

"I need to wash too," I said, "Can I join you?" She did the classic Luo "Ayyyy" and giggled. I threw my briefs off, and the first part of her body I touched was her bottom. I opened her lovely cheeks and parked my semi-erect fellow inside it. Her hand was still on her pussy and so I played with her boobs and amazing nipples. I squeezed them until she took my hand and led it down to her pussy. Her bottom moved in a rhythmic motion as I played with her muffin. I did stick it in once from behind but then my head took over. I fingered her a bit and gave her my razor and a new cartridge. When she came out of the shower, she was perfectly smooth down there and I couldn't keep from staring at her almost three inch cleft. Most certainly the longest pussy I have seen! It started barely an inch below her panty line. It had a certain presence. Make no mistake, here I am. I remarked how long it was as I ran my finger from her belly button to her anus. She shook when I pressed my finger against her rosebud. While she was ready to blow me, I was ready for the real thing. Ofcourse, all activities need a condom first. She grimaced because I came too soon but I reassured her that I will be ready to go again. She thoroughly licked and sucked me to get ready for the second round and rode me to glory while doing a strange thing with her pussy muscles.

She left mid-morning to go to her home but came back next day for "lunch". She headed back to Nairobi (and I left after a week for Kampala) and that's the last I saw of her. Next time I was in Kenya, her phone number didn't work. If you ever see a Luo girl with enormous nipples and a 3+ inch cleft, please send me a PM.

Neddy69
11-09-18, 06:34
Thanks Neddy69! I see you are a veteran.

Yes, I love the Luos and picked up the language a little bit too. Just lovely people who know how to live life to the fullest.

Also, the charm and charisma that's right to find with the other tribes.

I am actually heading to Mada in two weeks for my first trip. I actually read most of the forum but am still a little lost on where to go.

I have only 10 days in-country and need a couple days in Tana. Split between two options:

1. Tana. Antsirabe - Miandrivazo. Morondava.

2. Tana. Toamasina - Foulpointe (or little towns in the south).

Would really appreciate any inputs and would love to meet up for a beer!Any time lalecs. It really depends. If you have 2 Weeks take Tamatave. For one Month Morandave any time. I ll work my way south towards Mahajanga. Than back to Tana and really contemplating Antsirabe and Morandava. The north is way too touristy. I like places where I am the only white man or at least a couple of hard core people.

When do you arrive?

Neddy.

Jack up 25 posts. Than we can communicate via PM.

Bond69X
11-14-18, 16:39
Hello guys,

Any expertise, fresh news, good contacts for Malindi / watamu?

Thanks.

Tungsten2
02-21-19, 14:42
Spent the weekend in Kisumu. Always been curious as I know many Luo gals on the Coast. I never left the CBD where there is actually very little business going on. I imagine the city lost its purpose when trade across the lake dried up and the streets are wide and empty.

I never walked further than 10 minutes and a boda was 50 sh although you could probably haggle if you wanted.

The hub is Signature club a block away from Oginga Odinga St. 70% male which was a shock after Mombasa but friendly enough and a well run operation. Allegedly busy every night of the week. I left at 5 am three mornings on the trot but there are SW hanging around outside and in the streets so you don't need to go in.

Octopus was practically empty whenever I passed. There are 2 Spice Girls posters on the wall which was probably its heyday. Samba Marina and Roan Rooftop are good bars but didn't spot any action. A block away from Samba is a bar with a strip club upstairs. Bumped into a girl from Lollipop, Mtwapa.

Tilapia lunch in one of the shacks on Lake Victoria and dinner at a rooftop mall.

I saw a few mzungu on the street but was practically alone in the bars.

Not a stand alone destination but worth the break if you're overlanding Kampala to Nairobi.

Member #4673
06-03-19, 07:17
Not a stand alone destination but worth the break if you're overlanding Kampala to Nairobi.Not worth any break I was there for two days two weeks ago.

PacoEspanis
01-10-21, 19:07
Hello,

Outside of Nairobi and Mombasa do they speak English too?

SceticoBlu
05-09-21, 02:00
Hello,

Outside of Nairobi and Mombasa do they speak English too?Yes. You get along with English.

Onyx82
09-15-21, 01:03
Hi Neddy,

I just must say thank you for helping me making up my mind where I should spend my last 9 days inbetween Nairobi and Mombasa.

You're excellent postings has gotten me to book 2 night in "Genesis furnished mlimani" in Kisumu in my first Kenya trip (most likely not my last from what I've seen so far researching it).

I booked 2 nights at that place with my hopes to be able to find something better.

Any area locations in Kisumu that you can recommend?


What can I say. Africa is as always full of surprises. As my temporary girlfriend after 48 hours became too clingy I sported a Harry Houdini disappearance trick. I moved to another guest House 500 meters down the road. To sample a bit of Kisumu nightlife before my bus to Jinja departs next day. The area I am staying is the old CBD with a lot of Indian hardware stores. Cheap eateries and accommodation of various types to suit any budget is be available. The area I roamed at night is quite safe and relaxed. First I went to Ram XB pub which is a nice starting point. So far I haven't seen any SWs. I enjoyed a Tusker. But mostly male clients. Some doable Chics but with boyfriends. Than I went to nearby Octopus club which was once a hot night spot. Not any more. Totally devoid of people. Forget it. In my desperation I walked around a bit in the area. I heard nice dancehall tune from a place on the 1st floor. The place is called Club be. Full details will only provided to my good friends. Not some loafers talking BS. I entered. And my eyes popped out. A stripclub with pole dancers. WTF. Tusker sets you back 300 ksh. For the equivalent of 8 Euros I had four hours of show including flashing pussies and tits. WOW. Took three Phone numbers of cuties. There were about 8 performers. At least 3 of them stunners. My favourite I paid a drink for 280 ksh and she put up a special performance for me. And than she sat without panties besides me. And I spanked her nice ass. Of course the joint is totally illegal so the Luo owner has to pay protection money. The girls make about 5000 ksh a week. I got phone number of a kalenjin stunner. She will be back in Tahiti soon. So I ll look her up when I return to Kenia. I had a blast. But due to time constraint I couldn't take advantage. Check out the area around Odinga Oginga Street..

Neddy69
10-03-21, 20:36
Hi Neddy,

I just must say thank you for helping me making up my mind where I should spend my last 9 days inbetween Nairobi and Mombasa.

You're excellent postings has gotten me to book 2 night in "Genesis furnished mlimani" in Kisumu in my first Kenya trip (most likely not my last from what I've seen so far researching it).

I booked 2 nights at that place with my hopes to be able to find something better.

Any area locations in Kisumu that you can recommend?Oh. Welcome. Don't expect too much. Things are changing very quickly. That strip club with the pole dancers has since closed long time ago. Guess the proprietor ran into snags, what was basically an illegal business. Don't think Kisumu will be that exciting now. Its one of the districts which was under lockdown which recently has been lifted. Try the fish restaurants on the sea shore on weekends. There's some pussy to be had. In terms of area as I mentioned CBD.

Neddy.