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Ohio29
07-06-09, 07:09
Hi Em,

Can you let me know when you'll will be on summer vacation because I do not want to get screwed (or rather lack of) like last time when I was in London and you were on vacation. There were not enough pint of beers in all of London that could drown out my sorrows.

So do let me know.

Ciao.

Emma Xxx
07-06-09, 21:52
Hi Em,

Can you let me know when you'll will be on summer vacation

Ciao.Hi,

Our last parties are on the 20th of August.

We resume full schedule from Monday 7th Sept.

Hugs and kisses,

Emma

xx

Wilts Boy
07-12-09, 09:03
Finally a true report on LMP."I would not say the other girls were ugly " says it all .Not too sure what you mean by "finally a true report on LMP", by not being "ugly" stands to reason they are good looking then... which i believe is what everyone else has been saying for ages !!

Emma Xxx
07-12-09, 09:41
Finally a true report on LMP."I would not say the other girls were ugly " says it all .Ben,

I am sure you are a lovely little boy but that is not how you come across on here :)

I appreciate English is not your first language so you probably did not catch what he said.

He said the girls were NOT ugly, just not his type. Some guys will see a beautiful busty blonde but will not be attracted to her as their type is a slim Latino.


I would absolutely recommend LMP for anyone curious of the concept but I am not sure it was my cup of tea.That sums it up, the OP recognises that Parties are not his thing but understands they are for many others.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xx

Iseeu
07-15-09, 00:11
Thanks for translating it!!! . "Some guys will see a beautiful busty blonde but will not be attracted to her as their type is a slim Latino." . That was not the case with other guys posting here !!!. Some guys even went to the extend saying moss and emma was like an extended family.:0
Do you have a point for all this crud that you are polluting this thread with or do you just get off wasting all of our time by posting this nonsense?

Where are your posts about your previous mongering experiences that have given you authority to pass judgement about LMP which, apparently, you have never been to?

Do us all a favor. Find your rock from whence you came and crawl back underneath it.

Jerk...

Wilts Boy
07-15-09, 10:12
Do you have a point for all this crud that you are polluting this thread with or do you just get off wasting all of our time by posting this nonsense?

Where are your posts about your previous mongering experiences that have given you authority to pass judgement about LMP which, apparently, you have never been to?

Do us all a favor. Find your rock from whence you came and crawl back underneath it.

Jerk...Thanks for saying what everyone else is thinking!

Euro100
07-16-09, 00:04
Ok , so I need lots of mongering experience to pass judgement about LMP, nice joke. Apparently I have been to LMP once and I don't have to inform you before going there.
Do yourself a favor and delete all of your posts again ... I looks like you have done that before; so you should have experience doing it.

As for mongering: actually, no, I do not believe that you have been to LMP. I also do not believe that you have been mongering ... ever. Your drivel reminds me of one of the early scenes in the movie "The 40 Year-Old Virgin", where Steve Carell's character wants to talk grown-up with his pals and in the end has to admit that he never has played hide-the-sausage! LOL :D

Ibn Buttita
07-16-09, 16:21
The recent postings brought to mind my own visits to a couple of Lady Marmalade parties, on successive evenings last November, so I felt like writing a bit about the memorable experience.

The setting was just about perfect for amorous adventure – an elegant row house in a posh neighborhood. Getting in was easy, I just called to reserve and received very easy-to-follow directions. The only drawback about the flat was that the upper floor living room where the relaxing and refreshment took place, with its fireplace, high ceilings, and plush furniture was not where the action took place. Instead, the party happened in the basement, in less regal surroundings, in a few basic rooms (though the changing room did have a sex swing, that I regrettably did not use). So there was a little element missing from the "Eyes Wide Shut" fantasy of coupling with beautiful women in the great hall of a manor house, but that would have only added icing to the cake. (One practical suggestion: more fresh towels would be welcome).

With all the recent commentary on the experiences with the girls (GFE vs. Non-GFE, different opinions on their looks), something that bears saying is that you can’t just paint the quality of the interactions with the girls with one brush – it has to do with chemistry, attitude, luck, etc, which is probably not news to anyone here. Here are a few impressions of the girls based on my own experience (you’ll notice that the crew was rather international, which I appreciated).

Eva: This petite Russian brunette was quieter than most, but I had one of the most intimate experiences with her, with some nice kissing (which was uncommon, unfortunately), during a one on one session while most of the other girls and guests were having the mid-party break.

Sarah: She’s a ceramicist, and it shows. The touch of her hands on my cock made me envy all the clay that gets this treatment on a regular basis. I only received hand action from this classy English brunette, (though she joined in some bed play the next night with me and a couple of other girls), but it was simply outstanding.

Dani: At the end of the first night, the friendly British gent staying at the house that week (sorry, I forgot his name) told the departing guests that if we returned the next night, we’d be in for a treat: blonde Brazilian Dani. He was right about her light-hearted (headed? ) personality and excellent body. I can’t forget the sight of her servicing four guys at one point; I enjoyed my own session with her also largely because she had such a fun-loving attitude.

Jennifer: This brunette Brazilian in her early 20s looked so luscious, but gum chewing while I got with her in missionary made her seem immature and distracted, so it was a disappointing session.

Busty blonde Brazilians: On night two I finished the evening with a session with an unnamed busty girl, and then spent some time licking the pussy of another very nice member of the Brazilian contingent (Alycia? ), while some other unoccupied girls sucked on her tits and cheekily squeezed my own cheeks. This "playtime" atmosphere that broke out at times was the highlight of my visits, and what I had most been looking forward to.

Helena: I was lucky this young Czech brunette was staying at the house, since I missed her at the first party and was able to partake the next evening. She had one of the most amazing bodies I’d ever seen, and enjoying her from behind was a real pleasure, though her being in demand made it a short session, and it did border on the mechanical. She really helped the party go smoothly by going above the call of duty, serving drinks and cleaning up at the end of the night.

Venezuelan girl: Hottie, but the sex was completely forgettable.

Cuban-East Asian girl: Apologies for forgetting the name. I was excited to get together with her, as she was extremely hot and very sweet, but the session did not go as planned as she was the one involved in the awkward situation described below.

Antonia: This petite blonde Italian with short cropped hair was not the type of girl I usually go for, but it was worthwhile. Our session took place near the end of my second visit when I had little energy left in me, but she worked overtime to make sure I enjoyed the experience.

As you can see, my sessions were a bit of a mixed bag, but my take-away impressions and memories of the parties were the playful attitudes of most of the girls and the concern for providing satisfying service that most of them brought to the party. They really were there to make sure the guests had a good time, while enjoying themselves at the same time. I can generalize about another thing also: Emma was the perfect hostess, encouraging all the guests to get involved, smiling and livening up the mood, and generally keeping things going smoothly.

A few final thoughts: The parties are perfect for someone spending a short time in London, but I found that my travels took something out of me, so my stamina was not what it should have been to get the most out of the experience. As my first participation in group sex, getting into the swing of things went pretty well, but at least once I felt sidelined when a particularly athletic guest joined in on a session with a lady and basically absorbed her whole focus. While observing the seriously hardcore doggystyle pounding he gave her, she became increasingly distracted from the nice BJ I had been receiving; I was a bit put off but then found it amusing and thought to myself that she ought to be paying him for the entertainment! That said, the girls were good about spreading the wealth around, and about being welcoming to you whatever your age or body type. Another thing: the attitude of the other guests can make a difference in the experience. So I had a better time on the first night when the guests seemed to be a bit friendlier than on the second when there was more of an "I’m here for one thing so let me get on with it" attitude among the guests. Sure, we’re at the parties to enjoy the company of the women first and foremost, but I found that the more pub-like and relaxing.

The moral of the story: go into a Lady Marmalade party by looking at it as adult playtime, and you should have a satisfying experience.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Jan 156
07-17-09, 08:29
I am here to share my experience and to inform anybody going to LMP that, LMP is not as in the glossy reports posted here in the forum and those reports are far from reality.

well there we have it, guys. All of us that have been to LMP and had an awesome time with gorgeous women, we're all hopelessly deluded. I look forward to more of Ben's hilarious posts. What will we learn next? Maybe London is really in the Sahara and mongooses make the best bukake partners. Keep it up, Ben. Or maybe that should read, keep it up Ben. Perhaps after he takes his head out to make room of course.

Poonhound69
07-18-09, 07:34
That will teach mongooses to leave those snakes alone.


well there we have it, guys. All of us that have been to LMP and had an awesome time with gorgeous women, we're all hopelessly deluded. I look forward to more of Ben's hilarious posts. What will we learn next? Maybe London is really in the Sahara and mongooses make the best bukake partners. Keep it up, Ben. Or maybe that should read, keep it up Ben. Perhaps after he takes his head out to make room of course.

Rizla44
07-18-09, 21:19
I am here to share my experience and to inform anybody going to LMP that, LMP is not as in the glossy reports posted here in the forum and those reports are far from reality.I think we take you seriously more than you deserve.Probably your mongering experience is just to read this forum.If anyone checks your reports on this web site can see that you are just bull...ting.That's all.

Maybe by some heartbroken moment of yours you have decided to be in LMP,instead of cuddling,pampering you were expecting you saw the reality of life.Some guys were much happier and stronger than you that they,and of course I,were enjoying the girls,athmosphere,service we were getting.That made you upset maybe angry that you still cannot come to terms of accepting it.

During my last stay in June there were two guys at the party.They started party and left in 25 mins.I suspect you were one of them.First guy left in 15min of the party.The other guy(probably it's you) wasn't very happy and wasn't able get it up when two girls with him.Because while one of the girls giving BBBJ to this guy she was also getting nailed from behind by other guy.The other girl also tried hard to make this guy able to do something.But there was no way.What I could see from his face he was pissed off with such a behaivour.So that's way he was out in 25 min.Thanks to his ratio got better and I enjoyed myself with a three some and foursome in my last shot.

I am sure your raised culture does not allow such a insult(you shared your girl with some one else) on you.But hey..this is adult party.You mentaly need to grown up man to be there.

My suggestion just stay away from this thread and stay in your dream world .

Rizla44
07-20-09, 18:42
instead of cuddling, pampering you were expecting you saw the reality of life. Some guys were much happier and stronger than you.I feel I got right that you were that guy. Truth hurts. Just grow up and face the fact that you have no phantasies (only 7 lousy messages). If you have any improvements in your life let's us know. We can guide you. Or just carry on miserable life of yours.

Good luck.

Le Yeu
08-02-09, 20:37
As a fellow monger, what a pity for me! I've been in the UK for a year now, a few months of which were sepent in London. Never heard of LMP until very recently. Happily, the parties are on till August 20th, as Emma said, I'll be flying back on the 14th from heathrow. Can't wait to finally experience LMP the day before i leave, lol!
Em, please, just for me, make the finest line-up for next thursday! (All of the lines-up are the finest, if everything I've read here is true!)

Can't wait to be there.

Leyeu

MumbaiCop
08-03-09, 11:33
Hi,

Our last parties are on the 20th of August.

We resume full schedule from Monday 7th Sept.

Hugs and kisses,

Emma

xxCan you explain rules on floor for me. I have never been to such parties and don't know how the scene is in there. How is the entry charged?

Do you also arrange for private parties where I am alone with 2-3 girls. What can be the cost?

How many guys you need in a group to book a party exclusively.

Le Yeu
08-03-09, 19:52
Ben,

Emma and the fellow punters said all. Don't blame it on me if you couldn't get your sorry pecker erected at the sight of other males around.

Leyeu

Jan 156
08-03-09, 20:01
On your special request Moss will be available in the line up with his virgin arse waiting for you.
Do you to guys know each other? As a first post, it could be interpreted as a bit snidey unless it's an in-joke or something? :confused:

Le Yeu
08-03-09, 20:47
Do you to guys know each other? As a first post, it could be interpreted as a bit snidey unless it's an in-joke or something? :confused:I joined ISG just a while back, am just a newbie! I never heard of this guy, except when I read the posts in this thread and the mongers were throwing everything at him for a stupid post, which I suspect he has deleted.

Leyeu

Emma Xxx
08-04-09, 08:35
As a fellow monger, what a pity for me! I've been in the UK for a year now, a few months of which were sepent in London. Never heard of LMP until very recently. Happily, the parties are on till August 20th, as Emma said, I'll be flying back on the 14th from heathrow. Can't wait to finally experience LMP the day before i leave, lol!

Em, please, just for me, make the finest line-up for next thursday! (All of the lines-up are the finest, if everything I've read here is true!)

Can't wait to be there.

LeyeuHi Leyeu

Finally, you get to experience LMP. Look forward to welcoming you to the wonderful world of LMP.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

Xx

Jan 156
08-04-09, 17:48
I joined ISG just a while back, am just a newbie! I never heard of this guy, except when I read the posts in this thread and the mongers were throwing everything at him for a stupid post, which I suspect he has deleted.

Leyeu

Well welcome to ISG and hope you find the experience a two-way enriching one. Most posters are normal.

MumbaiCop
08-05-09, 11:14
Can you explain rules on floor for me. I have never been to such parties and don't know how the scene is in there. How is the entry charged?

Do you also arrange for private parties where I am alone with 2-3 girls. What can be the cost?

How many guys you need in a group to book a party exclusively.I had a doubt that you may ignore indians and other ethnic groups in party compared to white skins. I think my doubts can be true. I wonder if indians are welcome there. Any indians who visited the place may help me by reporting.

Emma Xxx
08-05-09, 22:34
I had a doubt that you may ignore indians and other ethnic groups in party compared to white skins. I think my doubts can be true. I wonder if indians are welcome there. Any indians who visited the place may help me by reporting.I was not ignoring you. I get so little time to sit down and compose answers that I leave it to a weekend to do so.

Nowhere on this forum is their any posting to suggest that ethnic minorities are treated differently yet you state that you believed they would be and my tardiness in replying you took as proof of that.

As an Indian myself, I am not going to defend myself against a charge of racial discrimination against Indians or any other ethnic group.

There maybe the odd member of the ethnic community who sneaked in whilst my back was turned and they can answer your post

Hugs and kisses

Emma

Wilts Boy
08-06-09, 01:58
I had a doubt that you may ignore indians and other ethnic groups in party compared to white skins. I think my doubts can be true. I wonder if indians are welcome there. Any indians who visited the place may help me by reporting.Unfortunately your above views are probably as far from the truth as you can get, especially once you get to the know the LMP set-rup !!. and maybe with those views parties might not be for you !

The most important rules of the parties are to respect both the girls and other guests, otherwise no party is ever scripted and all activities are left to the discretion of each girl. The cost of each party is clearly mentioned on their website, and from all the posts of their forum you will be able to get a clearer picture of the great set-up there and generally what goes on. As the title suggests these are parties where you should not expect 1-2-1's (although on plenty occassions this does happen). If you have any further queries give them a ring.

I doubt they will book a party exclusively for you, especially not being a regular

MumbaiCop
08-06-09, 09:06
Unfortunately your above views are probably as far from the truth as you can get, especially once you get to the know the LMP set-rup !!. and maybe with those views parties might not be for you !

The most important rules of the parties are to respect both the girls and other guests, otherwise no party is ever scripted and all activities are left to the discretion of each girl. The cost of each party is clearly mentioned on their website, and from all the posts of their forum you will be able to get a clearer picture of the great set-up there and generally what goes on. As the title suggests these are parties where you should not expect 1-2-1's (although on plenty occassions this does happen). If you have any further queries give them a ring.

I doubt they will book a party exclusively for you, especially not being a regularI have my doubts cleared.

MumbaiCop
08-06-09, 09:06
I was not ignoring you. I get so little time to sit down and compose answers that I leave it to a weekend to do so.

Nowhere on this forum is their any posting to suggest that ethnic minorities are treated differently yet you state that you believed they would be and my tardiness in replying you took as proof of that.

As an Indian myself, I am not going to defend myself against a charge of racial discrimination against Indians or any other ethnic group.

There maybe the odd member of the ethnic community who sneaked in whilst my back was turned and they can answer your post

Hugs and kisses

EmmaI think I was wrong in judgement. Your being indian is still more comforting. I will join to a party when there but I am a bit wondering how I may feel to see a girl sucking me getting fucked by another guy from behind. But it can still be an experience. Also do these gals do anal too?

Thanks and see you soon..

Dreams
08-06-09, 15:33
I had a doubt that you may ignore indians and other ethnic groups in party compared to white skins. I think my doubts can be true. I wonder if indians are welcome there. Any indians who visited the place may help me by reporting.
Seems that you are too lazy to read even 2-3 pages back.. All the info you require is there, as well as on the very well done LMP website.
People do not always have time to answer questions from lazy punters, be they Indian, or not....
Join the RTFF club!

BionicMan
08-06-09, 17:00
I had a doubt that you may ignore indians and other ethnic groups in party compared to white skins. I think my doubts can be true. I wonder if indians are welcome there. Any indians who visited the place may help me by reporting.

Gee... cool down mate.
This is a forum and it is true somebody comments back in few minutes but sometime also in few days...
I think that if you go both on the website and RTFF you will find ALL your answers.
From prices, to name of girls, how they behave, work, act, service, look and plenty of reports from mongering mates who have been there.
So... do not take it personally but give time to time.

Emma Xxx
08-06-09, 22:17
I think I was wrong in judgement. Your being indian is still more comforting. I will join to a party when there but I am a bit wondering how I may feel to see a girl sucking me getting fucked by another guy from behind. But it can still be an experience. Also do these gals do anal too?

Thanks and see you soon..Hi,

Apology accepted.

As mentioned by other guests each and every party is different as nothing is scripted. Everything that happens at the party is to the girls and guys discretion and for mutual enjoyment.

Anal is not available as we don't believe its a party thing.

Come along to the party with open mind and enjoy yourself.

Look forward to welcoming you.

hugs and kisses

Emma
xx

MumbaiCop
08-07-09, 13:04
Fine Mam;

Now all is cleared I would like to wait and read this forum for a few days and also look forward to new reports on actions now.

Le Yeu
08-09-09, 16:38
Hi Leyeu

Finally, you get to experience LMP. Look forward to welcoming you to the wonderful world of LMP.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

XxHi Em,

Just called to bbok myself a place for the thursday four to six slot. Just asked my name and told me to call at a quarter to four when i'm at the tube station. Didn't even say which station. Is that how it works?

Cheers,

Leyeu

Jan 156
08-10-09, 04:56
Hi Em,

Just called to bbok myself a place for the thursday four to six slot. Just asked my name and told me to call at a quarter to four when i'm at the tube station. Didn't even say which station. Is that how it works?

Cheers,

Leyeu

ROFL. You've a choice of three. Call 'em back on the day early afternoon or something and they'll talk you thru it :)

Emma Xxx
08-10-09, 10:55
Hi Em,

Just called to bbok myself a place for the thursday four to six slot. Just asked my name and told me to call at a quarter to four when i'm at the tube station. Didn't even say which station. Is that how it works?

Cheers,

LeyeuHi Hun,

Nearest tube station is Lancaster Gate on Central line. As Chris suggested call us on the day of the party and either myself or Moss will be able to help you with directions as you do have choice of three tube stations.

Look forward to meeting you on Thursday at 4pm.

hugs and kisses,

Emma

xx

Le Yeu
08-13-09, 19:38
Hi them and fellow mongers,

Really fantastic party at your place. Though it is my very first time to take part in any event of the kind and despite the fact that all the other punters around were way older than me, which made me a bit nervous. A full report will be provided when I'm back from China. But just a couple of things. I realized that clearly I love girls who are a little bit on the big side, enjoyed Lara very much. Perhaps them should think of a bbw party? But not with too big ladies, haha.

Also I've promised myself not to pay for sex any more, don't know if I can hold to that. But if I can't, I'll always come to LMP whenever possible.

Thanks them.

Leyeu


Hi Hun,

Nearest tube station is Lancaster Gate on Central line. As Chris suggested call us on the day of the party and either myself or Moss will be able to help you with directions as you do have choice of three tube stations.

Look forward to meeting you on Thursday at 4pm.

hugs and kisses,

Emma

xx

Jan 156
08-15-09, 01:01
Thank you Emma - Another fab Lady Marmalade Party that again somehow managed to exceed expectations.

I was impressed with how stunning the ladies were, even after looking at the photos, but also what lovely individuals. It might be a wild 2hr group sex party, but somehow one can still sense all the very different personalities coming through and treasure each one.

It's always a pleasure to catch up with you and Moss (and not forgetting Chris, who's always almost invisibly on hand but making sure everyone has a glass etc). I know I'm always going to meet new, exciting and wonderful girls, but I look forward to seeing you whenever I'm in London. You've achieved so much, and this week I'm really glad to catch you before your well earned break.

This party also exceeded my expectations in fulfilling fantasies I didn't even know I had. The large number of women to guys in this session meant I mostly seemed to have more than one woman at any one time. I thought I could get away with a twenty minute break towards the end. I really didn't think I had any more in me. So it was with some nervousness that I let you chase me into the fray again. And lo and behold, a new and rather amusing threesome position was discovered - at least the girls seemed tickled. I'm pleased they called you in to look, even if we didn't persuade you to get those knickers off and join in!

My apologies to Charli, who gave me a wonderfully good seeing to at the start of the party, for missing her name off the box of choccies - I think I maybe had pressed the wrong link before arriving and not got the names quite right.

Am passing on your regards to Euro, my friend on the board here, since you remembered him warmly when his name came up (after I mentioned how he thought LMP compares rather favourably with the German clubs - about which he is quite expert!)

xx

NiceGuyJames
08-15-09, 18:40
I went a while back to LMP parties, was my first time

I had a great time, I recommend It to anyone to go at least once.

I stayed for 2 hours cost was £120. I partied with all the girls I think

I remember being looked after particularly well by Sarah, Antonia was really hot aswell, oh and Jewels is as sweet as.

I'm planning to go again soon and I'm probably gonna drag a friend along.

The building is nice and local to the station and to central London, the other guys seemed pretty sociable, no attitude.

so all in all I recommend :)

Emma Xxx
08-16-09, 19:59
Hi them and fellow mongers,

Really fantastic party at your place. Though it is my very first time to take part in any event of the kind and despite the fact that all the other punters around were way older than me, which made me a bit nervous. A full report will be provided when I'm back from China. But just a couple of things. I realized that clearly I love girls who are a little bit on the big side, enjoyed Lara very much. Perhaps them should think of a bbw party? But not with too big ladies, haha.

Also I've promised myself not to pay for sex any more, don't know if I can hold to that. But if I can't, I'll always come to LMP whenever possible.

Thanks them.

LeyeuHi Layeu,

Pleasure to meet you on your recent visit and I look forward to reading your full report.

We have ladies of all sizes and shapes as we realise that guys do not all go for stick thin girls. However, I don't think we will have speciality BBW parties as these are already catered for elsewhere.

See you next time you are in town

Hugs and kisses

Emma,

xx

Emma Xxx
08-16-09, 20:02
I went a while back to LMP parties, was my first time

I had a great time, I recommend It to anyone to go at least once.

I stayed for 2 hours cost was £120. I partied with all the girls I think

I remember being looked after particularly well by Sarah, Antonia was really hot aswell, oh and Jewels is as sweet as.

I'm planning to go again soon and I'm probably gonna drag a friend along.

The building is nice and local to the station and to central London, the other guys seemed pretty sociable, no attitude.

so all in all I recommend :)Hi James,

Glad you had a good time and thanks for the recommendation.

Drag along as many friends as you like and see you soon.

Hugs and kisses

Emma,

xxx

Emma Xxx
08-16-09, 20:12
Thank you Emma - Another fab Lady Marmalade Party that again somehow managed to exceed expectations.

I was impressed with how stunning the ladies were, even after looking at the photos, but also what lovely individuals. It might be a wild 2hr group sex party, but somehow one can still sense all the very different personalities coming through and treasure each one.

It's always a pleasure to catch up with you and Moss (and not forgetting Chris, who's always almost invisibly on hand but making sure everyone has a glass etc). I know I'm always going to meet new, exciting and wonderful girls, but I look forward to seeing you whenever I'm in London. You've achieved so much, and this week I'm really glad to catch you before your well earned break.

This party also exceeded my expectations in fulfilling fantasies I didn't even know I had. The large number of women to guys in this session meant I mostly seemed to have more than one woman at any one time. I thought I could get away with a twenty minute break towards the end. I really didn't think I had any more in me. So it was with some nervousness that I let you chase me into the fray again. And lo and behold, a new and rather amusing threesome position was discovered - at least the girls seemed tickled. I'm pleased they called you in to look, even if we didn't persuade you to get those knickers off and join in!

My apologies to Charli, who gave me a wonderfully good seeing to at the start of the party, for missing her name off the box of choccies - I think I maybe had pressed the wrong link before arriving and not got the names quite right.

Am passing on your regards to Euro, my friend on the board here, since you remembered him warmly when his name came up (after I mentioned how he thought LMP compares rather favourably with the German clubs - about which he is quite expert!)

xxChristopher,

As always, it was lovely to see you again. Moss and Chris loved the chocolates!

When you talk about the girls and photos, you are quite right. Photos do not show the great personalities each and every girl has and how they love to enjoy themselves.

I am pleased that we managed to exceed your expectations because we then know standards have not dropped and that is why I value your feedback.

Till next time take care

hugs and kisses,

Emma

xx

Harza
08-16-09, 22:06
Hi,

I have enjoyed reading reports LMP. I have never been in these parties. I will be in London in mid Sep. How can i book myself in these etc. how does it work.

Thanks for your help

NiceGuyJames
08-18-09, 21:38
Hi,

I have enjoyed reading reports LMP. I have never been in these parties. I will be in London in mid Sep. How can i book myself in these etc. how does it work.

Thanks for your helpHave a look at the lmp website and see which girls are partying and choose which day and time is best for you

Phone them and get your name reserved and then pop along and enjoy yourself

Just to let you kow if your looking for a GFE this isn; t it, but if your looking for a great experience you can remember then this is a great experience for a great price.

Jojosun
08-19-09, 15:46
All I can add to previous reports, is there is only one place as a first must when you are in London Lady Marmalade parties.

The hosts Emma moss and the ever present Polish Chris, who never tires from filling up your glasses, make it a must experience.

Thank you Emma, for making London such a great mongering destination.

NiceGuyJames
08-20-09, 20:49
All I can add to previous reports, is there is only one place as a first must when you are in London Lady Marmalade parties.

The hosts Emma moss and the ever present Polish Chris, who never tires from filling up your glasses, make it a must experience.

Thank you Emma, for making London such a great mongering destination.I think it is a good value for money experience, it is the most expensive of parties but they do have good looking girls, with great attitudes and compared to a normal escort service this is alot more fun although this depends on tastes.

I think LMP has the best ratio of males to females, I recently had an invite to one where it was 10 t0 1 but everyone has different tastes and so on.

But all in all its a fun experience and its well run, so I think the praise is deserved.

Its very easy for events like this to go wrong but alot harder to make them stayh on track etc.

Vompat
08-25-09, 07:57
Hi,

These LMPs are something that have to try. Planning a trip to London for the end of Septemper, what are the party days normally? Thursday and Saturday? Been RTFF for an hour or so but cant find.

Jan 156
08-25-09, 21:34
Hi,

These LMPs are something that have to try. Planning a trip to London for the end of Septemper, what are the party days normally? Thursday and Saturday? Been RTFF for an hour or so but cant find.Tuesday to Saturday inclusive. With Mondays reserved for MILFs. Several parties every day except Sunday. Check their website. :)

Vompat
08-26-09, 06:24
I just did no see it in their website (and I still dont), where it is?

Anyway, I will try to go in the middle of September, my report will follow.

Jan 156
08-27-09, 01:56
I just did no see it in their website (and I still dont), where it is?

Anyway, I will try to go in the middle of September, my report will follow.Well it's usually on the homepage, posted every Monday I think, details of who's on each day for the coming week, and if you subscribe to the email newsletter you get it weekly too. I see on one page http://www.ladymarmalade-parties.com/info/about/ - it does give some info but I suppose it could easily be unclear if you aren't aware of how they work already.

Hope you enjoy your party!

Sarah Lmp
08-28-09, 09:37
Well it's usually on the homepage, posted every Monday I think, details of who's on each day for the coming week, and if you subscribe to the email newsletter you get it weekly too. I see on one page http://www.ladymarmalade-parties.com/info/about/. It does give some info but I suppose it could easily be unclear if you aren't aware of how they work already.

Hope you enjoy your party! Hi,

Just so you know that the days that they are open are NORMALLY on the home page but as Moss and them are taking a very well deserved Rest for 2 weeks they have left this bit blank for the time being

They will be back Tuesday 8th September

I hope that helps xx

NiceGuyJames
08-29-09, 16:23
Hi,

Just so you know that the days that they are open are NORMALLY on the home page but as Moss and them are taking a very well deserved Rest for 2 weeks they have left this bit blank for the time being

They will be back Tuesday 8th September

I hope that helps xxJust to add, I recommend partying with Sarah she is absolutely gorgeous and has a great attitude!

MumbaiCop
08-31-09, 07:58
I had a poor luck when I tried to call LMP to find they were closed till 8th sept. So this trip is wasted without visiting LMP. May be next time.

Iseeu
09-03-09, 01:17
Hi,

Just so you know that the days that they are open are NORMALLY on the home page but as Moss and them are taking a very well deserved Rest for 2 weeks they have left this bit blank for the time being

They will be back Tuesday 8th September

I hope that helps xx
Welcome to the forum!

Now that we know you're here, we better watch what we write about you. heh, heh, heh...

Seriously, really nice of you to fill in for them while they're on holiday. Class act.

Jan 156
09-03-09, 03:06
Welcome to the forum!

Now that we know you're here, we better watch what we right about you. heh, heh, heh...

Seriously, really nice of you to fill in for them while they're on holiday. Class act.

Seconded, and welcome, Sarah. Fond memories of meeting you at the parties Huni! xx

Hillysex
09-04-09, 07:27
Can't wait to get back to London for LMP.

My last trip left with the lasting memory of four girls teaming up on me. One kissing me, one giving me a HJ, one giving me prostate massage and I can't even remember what the fourth one was up to.

The only problem. How the hell can I top that experience?

Emma Xxx
09-06-09, 18:42
Hi,

Just so you know that the days that they are open are NORMALLY on the home page but as Moss and them are taking a very well deserved Rest for 2 weeks they have left this bit blank for the time being

They will be back Tuesday 8th September

I hope that helps xxHi Guys,

We are back at last!

Thanks to Sarah for joining and posting in our absence. Look forward to reading more of her contributions. She is off course correct and we re open Tuesday.

On the issue of timings, the information is on the front page of the site, beside my picture. Maybe that is distracting you! We switched it off whilst we were away on holidays but it is back on now.

I get many e mails asking do we have a party on such and such a day in the future. In order to let you plan ahead, you should know that the parties are held on the same days and times every week. The only thing that changes is the line up and that is updated every Sunday morning. Therefore, if you are in London between say the 11th and 13th November, as that is a Wednesday til Friday, we plan to hold parties on all 3 days.

The only times this changes is one Thursday 4 times a year when we hold special celebration parties and these are announced in advance. The next ones are on October 1st, our 5th anniversary and December 10th, our Xmas party.

Hope this makes things a little clearer and look forward to seeing you soon.

Hugs and kisses

Emma,

xx

Sarah Lmp
09-09-09, 00:59
Hi guys

And thank you for the kind words

Its about time I wrote something on here as I have actually been a member for at least a year or so. And yes that does mean I have been reading every single word. And again thank you

Its take me so long to write something because I thought I couldn't remember my name on here. I was 100% sure it was sarah lmp. But this is the first site I have been on that uses capitals in their profile name. So I'm Sarah Lmp. I guess this is a big grown up site and not a chavy chat room. So does this mean I'm a grown up now. LOL oh sorry (laugh out loud)

Anyway I asked to have my user name re- sent to my email, but if any one on here has actually done that, then they will know just how hard it can be so I gave up and didn't bother again till now. And boy it took some doing but whey-hey I made it,

It does mean alot to us girls what the guys think about us, even when its a complaint it might be something that we didn't realise we was doing wrong.

Or something you thought was a bit off putting

But of course we would much rather you told us how flipping fantasic we are and yes that is your cue to step in. Haha

When I read some of the things that you guys have writen on here it actually makes me feel proud to be one of the girls of one of the best (if not the best) adult parties in london

Xxxx now I'm finally on here, you realise the flood gates have just been opened.

Take care everyone,

xxx Sarah Lmp xxx

Iseeu
09-09-09, 20:46
Xxxx now I'm finally on here, you realise the flood gates have just been opened.
I just love it when your flood gates open! Wait...let me get a towel to wipe off my face....LOL

LMP. Ladies Must Pour

Sarah Lmp
09-09-09, 23:08
I just love it when your flood gates open! Wait...let me get a towel to wipe off my face....LOL

LMP. Ladies Must PourI opened myself up for that one. boom boom

Vompat
09-18-09, 06:38
My first time LMP was last week Thirsday, went there with a friend who was a LMP virgin as well. Easy to find from Lancaster Gate station, 5 minutes walk. Door in the basement opens straight to one of the bedroom, there are 3 bedrooms and all the action is public, that was a pleasant suprise to me, my friend did not like it at all. I have to do the comparison to Germany FKKs and PT clubs. Line up was poorer that in the good, big FKK, but still good and better than in any PT club I ever been, all of the 8 girls were doable. Can't give detailed reports on girls since there was so much sex that can't remember.

Every time I entered one of the bedrooms, one of the girls ask: would you like to join? Or simply announced: I have a hand free, and a mouth! Also Emma, "the mamasan", engouraged us to join the action from time to time. Upstairs is a living room with drinks and some little snacks.

Went back on Friday, lineup was poorer, couple of nondoable ladies for standards. Still a lot of good sex to remember.

Something strange happened after, did not want to have sex the whole of next day, and that is unusual to me.

It is a great club, best value that I found in Britain. Not that I am an expert. If you don't mind public sex.

Wilts Boy
09-19-09, 09:52
Went back on Friday, lineup was poorer, couple of nondoable ladies for standards. Still a lot of good sex to remember.From a line-up that included Antonia, Angela, Clara, Lara, Loren, Shamila, and new girl Bianca, not too sure which of those you would classify as "nondoable".

Jan 156
09-20-09, 00:20
From a line-up that included Antonia, Angela, Clara, Lara, Loren, Shamila, and new girl Bianca, not too sure which of those you would classify as "nondoable".
A lot less ladies are 'doable' if you've been shagging your brains out senseless the day before. :D :D :D

Sarah Lmp
09-20-09, 12:37
From a line-up that included Antonia, Angela, Clara, Lara, Loren, Shamila, and new girl Bianca, not too sure which of those you would classify as "nondoable".I have to agree. That line up was some of the best party girls, (for looks and attitude)

Vompat

Maybe now that you have played and enjoyed the LMP parties you have learnt that some girls may look "doable" but in fact they can be more worried about their makeup running than they are about pleasing the guys and if this was the case Lady them wouldn't want thembut instead we are all shape, ages and colours to suit everyone but also very beauiful in our own way (personality)

If a football team only had midfielders then the team wouldn't work at all. And thats just the same at Lmp. We all work as a team we all get on, we all help each other out, so if we are having fun this shines through and that is what makes LMP stand out from most other parties

But having said that I think the girls are stunning and can't see what you saw

Ps would it not have been nicer to say. That a couple of girls was not your type.

Xxxxsarah

Emma Xxx
09-21-09, 08:40
My first time LMP was last week Thirsday, went there with a friend who was a LMP virgin as well. Easy to find from Lancaster Gate station, 5 minutes walk. Door in the basement opens straight to one of the bedroom, there are 3 bedrooms and all the action is public, that was a pleasant suprise to me, my friend did not like it at all. I have to do the comparison to Germany FKKs and PT clubs. Line up was poorer that in the good, big FKK, but still good and better than in any PT club I ever been, all of the 8 girls were doable. Can't give detailed reports on girls since there was so much sex that can't remember.

Every time I entered one of the bedrooms, one of the girls ask: would you like to join? Or simply announced: I have a hand free, and a mouth! Also Emma, "the mamasan", engouraged us to join the action from time to time. Upstairs is a living room with drinks and some little snacks.

Went back on Friday, lineup was poorer, couple of nondoable ladies for standards. Still a lot of good sex to remember.

Something strange happened after, did not want to have sex the whole of next day, and that is unusual to me.

It is a great club, best value that I found in Britain. Not that I am an expert. If you don't mind public sex.Hi Wompat.

I normally thank guests for attending but I almost feel that you should thank me.

You appear to have such incredibly high standards that not only are some of our girls not to your tastes but they are such that you cannot even do anything with them.

With standards this high it must mean that you are very frequently disappointed when mongering. Therefore, to go to a place where at least 5 girls were 'dooable' must be a real treat for you!

Never the less, I am glad you had a good time.

Hugs and kisses

Emma,

xx

MumbaiCop
09-21-09, 12:46
I have to agree. That line up was some of the best party girls, (for looks and attitude)

Vompat

Maybe now that you have played and enjoyed the LMP parties you have learnt that some girls may look "doable" but in fact they can be more worried about their makeup running than they are about pleasing the guys and if this was the case Lady them wouldn't want thembut instead we are all shape, ages and colours to suit everyone but also very beauiful in our own way (personality)

If a football team only had midfielders then the team wouldn't work at all. And thats just the same at Lmp. We all work as a team we all get on, we all help each other out, so if we are having fun this shines through and that is what makes LMP stand out from most other parties

But having said that I think the girls are stunning and can't see what you saw

Ps would it not have been nicer to say. That a couple of girls was not your type.

XxxxsarahIt is really whether the girl is your type or not your type to suit your fantasy. Most guys come to these places for fantasy fulfilling and so girls who are not in your fantacy list type are classified as non doable girls. This is really wrong. I think there is not a single girl in whole of the world who will not find someone ready to do her. All are doable, but only those with whom you do are doable for you.

By the way looking forward to seeing sarah in few days at LMP and I am sure she is my doable types.

Iseeu
09-21-09, 20:45
Vompat

Maybe now that you have played and enjoyed the LMP parties you have learnt that some girls may look "doable" but in fact they can be more worried about their makeup running than they are about pleasing the guys and if this was the case Lady them wouldn't want thembut instead we are all shape, ages and colours to suit everyone but also very beauiful in our own way (personality)

If a football team only had midfielders then the team wouldn't work at all. And thats just the same at Lmp. We all work as a team we all get on, we all help each other out, so if we are having fun this shines through and that is what makes LMP stand out from most other parties

But having said that I think the girls are stunning and can't see what you saw

Ps would it not have been nicer to say. That a couple of girls was not your type.

Hi Wompat.

I normally thank guests for attending but I almost feel that you should thank me.

You appear to have such incredibly high standards that not only are some of our girls not to your tastes but they are such that you cannot even do anything with them.

With standards this high it must mean that you are very frequently disappointed when mongering. Therefore, to go to a place where at least 5 girls were 'dooable' must be a real treat for you!

Never the less, I am glad you had a good time.

Miladies,
As seasoned professionals in the health care industry you should know that some guys, like Christopherd and yours truly, will "do" anything with a p*ssy (sheep, Margaret Thatcher, Susan Boyle) while there are other less fortunate gents out there who are "doable- challenged".
Rather than berating them, you should instead embrace them and their foibles and provide them with some good ole LMP therapy to rid them of their handicap.
Perhaps the NHS would be interested in providing funding for this important medical endeavour.

Iseeu (who is "do-challenged", trying to do all of the doables and undoables at a single LMP party)

P.S. LOL
P.S. Christopherd: :D :D :D

Jan 156
09-22-09, 07:15
some guys, like Christopherd and yours truly, will "do" anything with a p*ssy (sheep, Margaret Thatcher, Susan Boyle) while there are other less fortunate gents out there who are "doable- challenged".P.S. Christopherd: :D :D :D

Sorry mate, that was pretty offensive, not to say inaccurate, even with the smilies.

Mumbaicop hit the nail on the head. I go to LMP when I get the chance precisely cos I am very picky!

But I am picky about what I like. And I've been picky long enough to get it more often than not - at least with the help of exceedingly willing ladies!

I have been to other parties where, if not completely 'doable challenged', I hardly felt it was worth my bother. Girls that are past the fresh spring of their prime, both in looks and attitude. Girls that are plastered with makeup as if preparing for a photoshoot that will be heavily photoshopped. Girls that talk in a bored monotone. Or reel off a list of what you can do and what you can't do. Party hosts who are obviously going thru the motions to make a buck.

The way I am describing some of the girls I find 'non-doable' is obviously very personal. Which is why I haven't mentioned names. But at least I recognise it's my personal choice. Some guys do (for reasons beyond me) like the more mature ladies. With reassuring wrinkle lines. Maybe a few extra pounds. Maybe their mechanical attitude makes them feel relaxed. I don't really know or care. I find Maggie Thatcher quite detestable. Both as a human being and as a woman. Susan Boyle can reach a note. And also a mental institution. Damaged individuals, not to mention physically less than attractive ones, don't appeal to me, buster. I've done a fair bit of partying (and swinging) so I am happily not intimidated by group sex (which is often more offputting than people imagine at first). But I am particularly impressed by good looking women who can maintain tenderness in the midst of an orgy.

Perhaps the earlier poster just expressed himself loosely. Maybe he meant 'that I found doable.' But even as Emma pointed out, he did pretty well, didn't he?

How would he have faired at a party with a much higher (or uncontrolled) ratio of men to women? But before I go at him too heavily, let us remember it was a pretty complimentary report ("best value that I found in Britain").

My argument is not really with him, Sir. It is with your attack on my standards. Even if it is hidden behind a self-deprecating air of being "do-challenged." Write about your own experiences, please. Leave attacks on other board members, however thinly veiled, in the waste bucket. I'm sure it wasn't meant nastily. But it's not what you meant. It's what you said.

Enjoy. And I hope you have long and doable sessions with ladies of your liking! :)

Jan 156
09-22-09, 07:38
Since it's a thread about LMP, we have to recognise that constructive criticism has a place too.

On a personal note (and my personal wishes, I have to admit, are sometimes at odds with the majority but) for what it's worth -

The wine and nibbles are very nice but sometimes I'd much rather have a cup of tea and some cheap biscuits to dunk. (memo to self - I probably could have asked for tea, never thought of it).

My main worry is always the guys. Mostly they are great. Even by party standards. But occasionally there will be some loner prick who adamantly has to pretend to himself that he is the only guy there, just in case smiling or saying hello is an admission of homosexuality lol. Do chill, for goodness sake!

My other complaint is that there are not more - indeed any - other parties like LMP. This makes the nice comments start to look like a bloody fan club when all people are doing is being honest. LMP does set the standards. I wish other clubs would recognise that. Stop knocking it. Or sending 'agents' along to look for flies. Or abuse Emma and Moss's hospitality.

That's all the complaints I can think of. Once I did have a quiet word with Emma about girls using too much lube for my taste. She said that most guys liked it like that but she would mention it to the girls when partying with me personally. Not only did it work, but Emma actually remembered my preference from one party to the next (as I don't live close enough to visit regularly, this is quite impressive I feel.)

All I'd say to anyone is, if ever you are not getting everything you would want from a group sex party, have a quiet word with Emma. I really do think it's quite hard to imagine how they could do a better party than there do already, but it's lovely to try. (A bit like the exercise of, imagine you're lying on a beach and you have to think up new ways for 100 girls to be nice to you haha) Mostly Emma and her hostesses know what I'd like before I do. Which is one of the nicest and most memorable things about my LMP trips.

Lots of love to all the team at LMP,

Now about those biscuits . . . :D :D :D :D

Iseeu
09-22-09, 07:47
Sorry mate, that was pretty offensive, not to say inaccurate, even with the smilies.



My argument is not really with him, Sir. It is with your attack on my standards. Even if it is hidden behind a self-deprecating air of being "do-challenged." Write about your own experiences, please. Leave attacks on other board members, however thinly veiled, in the waste bucket. I'm sure it wasn't meant nastily. But it's not what you meant. It's what you said.

Sorry, man. Honestly, meant totally in jest, and I was way out of line, in including another senior member in my self-deprecating humour without clearing it with that member. Never meant to attack your standards, judgement or imply that you would do damaged individuals. Sorry if you found it offensive or I touched a nerve. I certainly had no intention in doing so. Mea Culpa.
May you always find your doables...

Iseeu (who is sheepishly hunting for a hole to bury himself in)

Jan 156
09-22-09, 07:51
Sorry, man. Honestly, meant totally in jest, and I was way out of line, in including another senior member in my self-deprecating humour without clearing it with that member. Never meant to attack your standards, judgement or imply that you would do damaged individuals. Sorry if you found it offensive or I touched a nerve. I certainly had no intention in doing so. Mea Culpa.

No worries mate :D :D

Sarah Lmp
09-22-09, 10:47
I did mean to put in my report that vompat had complemented us too but I got carried away while on my high horse, sorry

I also meant to say that one of my biggest thrills is to ask a guy if he wants to join me and he says he is waiting for someone else.

Later I ask again and say "can I fluff you while you wait? " and you can tell he's thinking oh well I might as well. Then after we spent time together he says "I wish I came to you earlyer" hehe I love that!

Christopherd as always your reports have me laughing to my self you are so honest and fair,

Also have you noticed how the girls treat you like a god.(this could be a giant hint to other guys) when you say such lovely things about us it makes us want to be extra nice back.

What you said about the other parties is something I have always said, instead of trying to bring us down, just make theirs another enjoyerble place to go,

Emma is fantastic at remembering alot of things about most of the guys even if they have only been the once,

And guys if you don't like something, don't grin and bare it, tell us, if you act like you are enjoying it we will do it all the more,

Mumbaicop make sure you tell me who you are so I can be extra nice to you. Hummmm saying that, I am always extra nice to everyone anyway hehe

P. S. Christopherd I will bring some custard creams in and if no one nabs them they are yours!

Sabor
09-22-09, 12:57
Just want to throw my two cents in if I could. Just would like to say to Iseeu and Christoperd thanks for being the gentlemen that you are and being an example to everyone. There are time and especially in this forum where an actual member has really gotten out of hand and had to be dealt with by Jackson. We are gentlemen and members of a confidential group. I have been to LMP twice so far and both times met really good people, not to mention a great time had by me. In other travels I have met some fellas like the Black Hornet in Germany and RSM Man in the DR. We have something in common that is we share the information so when we go where ever it is we are not lost. I really appreciate the buisness that Moss and Milady Emma puts out for us and will see you guys soon. Again guys, live, love and laugh!

Be safe!

P.S. Sarah, your more than doable sweety and looking forward to.........again ;)

Raj Funloving
09-22-09, 14:26
Dear All & in particular Vompat,

JUst two cents on great LMP. I have been staying in Bahrain but I m by heart a die hard fan of LMP. I have had attended LMP way back in 2004 twice and unfortunately never ever had chance to wear Emma's priceless pearls again but I can say that LMP has set standards for these kind of entertainment business. They are truly class by itself and best thing about LMP is Emma's personal care to each party attendent.

I still remember those parties where I had told her about my preferences and she made sure that my preference was honoured. I have been to FKK club; its diffrent ballgame altogether so TBQH with you, Vompat we should not comparing LMP with big FKK clubs in Germany. To be fair with LMP it wouldn't be appe to apple comparision; Yanni you know what I mean?

I fully agree with Sarah that LMP is like to soccer team where players play with team spirit so does LMP girls do play like a team; team die hard to play various sex games;

At the end I would say LMP is more professional and discretely managed where the motto is: Service counts.

Please don't think that I m an agent of LMP; I m just one tiny voice of one of thousand's of LMP die hard fans.

Have a great time LMP

Have a blast but be safe & be good

Raj

P. S: I really miss LMP my dear Emma & your energetic team.

Vompat
09-23-09, 07:47
Dear All,

Just came back first time to ISG after I wrote my report, I was supriced to find out about the hassle I have coused.

First of all I am sorry if I have been rude, that was not my purpose, I should have picked my words better, my english is not perfect, from now on I will talk about my taste and will not tell anyone if she is doable or not.

About my taste, I do like young, hard body types, like all the ladies Thursday and most of the girls on Friday. Servicewise everybody was unbeleivable, I never forget this english blond girl shouting from the door while she was fucked from behind and doing someone else by hand: I have one hand free, and a mouth!

I had the time of my life both days which I deeply thank you and I wish you accept my appologies and let me come back one day, probably next year is the next possibility.

MumbaiCop
09-23-09, 13:54
Mumbaicop make sure you tell me who you are so I can be extra nice to you. Hummmm saying that, I am always extra nice to everyone anyway heheThanks Sarah for invite, really looking forward to meet you soon.

Toscana
09-24-09, 10:42
Dear All,

Just came back first time to ISG after I wrote my report, I was supriced to find out about the hassle I have coused.

First of all I am sorry if I have been rude, that was not my purpose, I should have picked my words better, my english is not perfect, from now on I will talk about my taste and will not tell anyone if she is doable or not."The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women."

Thank you for your report. You have no need to apologize to the forum. Report it as you see it. Doable or not doable, it's your opinion and valued for that. Some may disagree, that's fine, but no one should be challenging your right to make a judgment. Look forward to your next contribution.

Euro100
09-25-09, 03:50
Gentlemen,

you may not know each other, but of course I know each of you. Christopherd from our Rio adventures in 4x4, VM, and the unforgettable trip to that seafood place, which wasn't so great after all. And I had the pleasure of meeting Iseeu in Germany during the FKKW outing. Plus, Iseeu and I like exactly the same girls at the 'Hof. From that alone I know that Iseeu has very high standards in who he dunks his wick in. A sheep-shagger, he is not ;)

I think the two of you would get along brilliantly, if you were to meet in person. What do you say? I'll be in London again in early November. How about we get together as a team for a party at LMP?

euro

Dreams
09-25-09, 17:19
"The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women."

Thank you for your report. You have no need to apologize to the forum. Report it as you see it. Doable or not doable, it's your opinion and valued for that. Some may disagree, that's fine, but no one should be challenging your right to make a judgment. Look forward to your next contribution.

This thread has one post out of more than 100 slightly less complimentary, and everyone jumps on the poor guy who just was not 200% dithyrambic...

I have been and will still go to LMP, but I have always been afraid to post, since I might let pass a slight criticism, and then...see what happened to poor V..

Anyway, please continue to go to LMP, best parties in town, but they do not need this absurd fan club...

Jan 156
09-26-09, 09:55
Gentlemen,

you may not know each other, but of course I know each of you. Christopherd from our Rio adventures in 4x4, VM, and the unforgettable trip to that seafood place, which wasn't so great after all. And I had the pleasure of meeting Iseeu in Germany during the FKKW outing. Plus, Iseeu and I like exactly the same girls at the 'Hof. From that alone I know that Iseeu has very high standards in who he dunks his wick in. A sheep-shagger, he is not ;)

I think the two of you would get along brilliantly, if you were to meet in person. What do you say? I'll be in London again in early November. How about we get together as a team for a party at LMP?

euro

ROFL An excellent plan, good Euro! Except that I would rather make a date when I can be in London on expenses anyway than make the trip at considerable cost. What say we try to coordinate our schedules next year. I have a little flexibility, not much, if you know your plans in advance.

Iseeu
09-26-09, 19:17
I think the two of you would get along brilliantly, if you were to meet in person. What do you say? I'll be in London again in early November. How about we get together as a team for a party at LMP?


ROFL An excellent plan, good Euro! Except that I would rather make a date when I can be in London on expenses anyway than make the trip at considerable cost. What say we try to coordinate our schedules next year. I have a little flexibility, not much, if you know your plans in advance.
Thanks Euro for the initiative. Brilliant idea! Like Christopher I have some problems with the early November time frame. I'll try to see if I can add a side trip in Nov. but it looks doubtful. My last couple of trips to London I haven't been able to get away to an LMP party and next week's looks the same. My next planned visit when I should be able to visit Moss and the ladies is in early December.
In any case let's move this to PM.

Avutarda
10-13-09, 22:15
Dear All,

Not much activty on this forum of late. Seems to be dead since LMP restarted after their late summer hols. Hope this post rectifies it.

I paid a visit to LMP recently. I had only been once before, back in June. Various factors had conspired to keep me away, but an opportunity arose last week. I grasped it, not without some nerves.- every few great mongering experiences seem to be acompanied by a downer every now and then.- could a second LMP live up to the high standards set by the first? I needn't have worried; once again this was an excellent and memorable experience.

I arrived a little after 4, and the action had already started. I changed and showered quickly and was almost immediately ushered into a room by Emma, who had spotted that the front end of Jewels was currently unoccupied.- as she knelt on the bed, the other end was being pounded by some lucky punter. Jewels attention turned exclusively to me when he finished a few minutes later and she had quickly freshened up, and only a few minutes after that I was emptying my first load of the afternoon into her by delicious mouth; just about worth the price of admission on its own.

After a beer-break upstairs I headed back down to the action. First a quick pit-stop (interrupted by a knock on the door.- it was Jewels, unable to speak and wanting to deposit another load already) then I found Clara unoccupied in the "big" room. She has a pair of the most magnificent breasts (Emma was raving about them herself later in the afternoon), a wicked smile and killer brazilian butt, and soon had me to attention again with her mouth. I lost track of time, but some expert manual attention had me cumming again soon afterwards, and we were still less than half-way through the party.

After another break I sought out Cleo and spent some time, on and off, with her over the next 45 mins or so. Too much action in the first hour meant I could not cum for her, but this was very pleasant nonetheless. Just as I was thinking about showering and leaving Emma did her rounds and "ordered" everyone to make the most of the last 10mins. I started out watching, but was cajoled into some mroe action with Lara, who was then joined by Emily, and eventually by Cleo. I closed my eyes and let these three take care of me, while Jodi was pounded mercilessly by another punter on the bed next me (she exclaimed afterwards-- "I've just spent the last 10mins cumming"). My third and final climax required some hard work of the girls, but duly arrived on or just after the time-bell, leaving me shaking (and not a little sore! ).

Bid goodbye to all individually. Jodi noted that I had not partied with her and insisted that we get to know each other "next time". It's these little touches of enthisiasm from the girls.- unsolicited and above and beyond the call of duty.- that help make such a friendly and welcoming atmosphere, and show that the girls enjoy what they do (or at least do an expert job of maintaining that illusion). Another great afternoon. Thanks to all.

Avutarda

MumbaiCop
10-20-09, 10:32
Are the parties on till October and November or there is a break period in between?

Wilts Boy
10-21-09, 10:42
Are the parties on till October and November or there is a break period in between?

As far as I am aware parties will continue on the usual days & times throughout Oct and Nov. They always annouce well in advance when they will be closing and this info is also posted on the website.

Emma Xxx
10-21-09, 22:29
Are the parties on till October and November or there is a break period in between?Hi Guys

We party as usual right up till Dec 23rd. LMP Xmas party is on the 10th Dec.

We will be shut over the Christmas and New year and re open with full schedule from Monday 4th Jan 2010.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xx

MumbaiCop
10-22-09, 11:15
Hi Guys

We party as usual right up till Dec 23rd. LMP Xmas party is on the 10th Dec.

We will be shut over the Christmas and New year and re open with full schedule from Monday 4th Jan 2010.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xxNoted and thanks.

Hope to see you soon.

Euro100
11-07-09, 01:28
I had another opportunity to visit LMP. Got there a bit late, because I thought I could find the place again from memory and got lost walking from the train station. When I entered, I was warmly welcomed by Emma, who remembered me and my tastes from last time. After my initial shower, Emma recommended I spend some time with Lorena (who actually looks even better in person than her photos on the web site. Onto a bed in an empty room we went, and pretty soon I was rearing to go. Then Petra showed up and started sucking me while Lorena and I were kissing. That was actually kind of a turn-on, because I completely ignored Petra and only concentrated on Lorena (who has astounding breast, with which I played extensively :)).15 minutes after I entered the apartment I came the first time, with Petra swallowing the load. OK, off to a good start.

I went upstairs for a glass of wine and a chat with Moss, but this lasted all of three minutes, and then Jessica came upstairs looking for entertainment. Since Jessica was definitely on my list of girls I wanted to hump, I followed her. She lured me into a room where Jasmine and Shamila were waiting on a bed. All three proceeded to play with my equipment, all the while happily yapping away in Portuguese. Who knows what they were talking about, but it did not really help me to get into the mood. While I enjoyed out three-on-one time, I did not finish. Fifteen minutes into the session I gave up, took a shower, and went upstairs for a second glass of wine.

After 10 to 15 minutes upstairs, I felt that I owed it to myself to get back into the saddle – so to speak. Downstairs I approached Jewels, who I had great memories of from my last visit. We were on one bed, another guy went down on Lorena on the other bed, while a third guy sitting in the chair got a blowjob from Sarah at the same time. It took me a while to get hard again, but I really enjoyed my one-on-one time with Jewels. Excellent HJ, followed by BJ, followed by mish, followed by doggie: everything a man could want. I cleaned up in the shower after the deed.

If I was a smart guy, then I would have gone upstairs, hung our there and called it a day. But the LM parties are like an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of sex, and I was about to seriously overeat. After I came out of the shower, I ran into Jessica again, and she and Jasmine and Petra started to massage my dick back to attention. Then Shamila also came over to join the party. Then Lorena came over and started kissing me. I really would have liked to just finish one-on-one with her, but didn’t have the nerve to tell the other four girls to leave us. Finally, Sarah also joined us, and it became almost like a reverse gang-bang. One of the girls massed my balls, another wanked me, yet a third massaged my anus (from the inside), one sucked my nipples, and Lorena kept kissing me. After 15 minutes I gave up without coming and raised the white flag. Today my little euro is seriously paying the price for all of the extreme overuse :(.

All in all it was not quite as amazing an experience as last time, but still outstanding. 120 pounds for sex with one (Jewels), two (Lorena and Petra), three (Shamila, Jasmine, and Jessica), and six girls is a pretty darn great deal in my book. Next time I just have to tell Emma that I want to have more one on one interaction and less six-on-one – to prevent damaging my equipment :D.

On my next visit to London I will definitely return. OK, now I go and soak little euro in milk.
euro

Dubai Dog
11-07-09, 17:39
Well I have never been to an adult party before and was unsure whether to have ago or resort to AW for the evening. I was very fortunate that my nerve held and promptly turned up for the 1pm after some very precise instructions from Moss. It is a well run, comfortable and an altogether entertaining atmosphere located in a great secluded apartment. The girls are without question wonderful and I for one am completely in awe of their dedication to ensure that no man is left behind. I enjoyed watching as much as getting involved. I had a feeling that I was on a unscripted porn set. I 'played' with four ladies and managed to cross the finishing line three times.

The other punters were gentlemen and convivial, which I enjoyed. For me 2 hours was more than enough with a very reasonable contribution to the festivities for 120 sterling. However, I think I would need some Pfizer enhancements to go the full 4 hours on a Saturday.

In addition to the ladies, both Moss, Emma and Chris play an important part in ensuring that the overall experience is unforgettable. I don't know when I will be back in London but when I do I will certainly make the effort to visit LMP again. I highly recommend a visit for any curious newbie wanting an experience in the London party scene.

DD

Knight 1001
11-08-09, 14:10
I did put this report in the London thread, not realizing that there was a specific place for it ... sorry Jackson.

Lady Marmelade parties ...

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Guys .. guys ... you should hurry up to LMP and take advantage of what I believe must be the best deal in town.

The line up this week is absolutely great ... Petra with her sweetness and wonderfully caring BBBJ, Lorena with an ass and rear view to die for, Shamila ... mmmmm ... so nice and sweet, Jazmine, a sculptural body and a tight pussy, and so on ... I only have one regret ... I did not have the time to taste Jewels and Sarah. Bust .. I will be back. And Emma .. well, she is kindness personified, always there making sure everyone enjoys himeself and is being taken care of.

Cheers and Thanks Emma.

Harry Dude
11-24-09, 21:56
first time at lmp. quite an experience.

so - while i had read the reports in this forum, i was still somewhat uncertain of what it would be like. here goes:

i called to reserve a spot for a party last week, and the gentleman (for some reason i was expecting a lady to answer the phone) confirmed my booking right away, and told me to call for the address when i was in the neighborhood of lancaster gate tube station. found the place, no problem, and was let in and greeted by a very friendly hostess.

i was ushered into the changing room, and put my valuables in a sealed envelope. a rather friendly giant by the name of moss watched over everyone's valuables during the party (this was a two hour party).

so off to the shower, put on a robe, and as i walked out of the bathroom a friendly face asked "would you like to play?" this was jewels. she pulled me into one of the bedrooms (there are three bedrooms on the lower level where all the partying happens), where her another girl was already being fucked by another guest. jewels took really good care of me: first making me erect by some skillful stroking of my cock, adding lots of oil to make it slippery, while also sticking a finger up my ass, then doing a very nice bbbj for a while, before putting on a condom and riding me for a bit. i was quite enjoying myself, and the other couple on the same bed didn't really bother me ...

after a while i excused myself to have a look around.

as i left the room, after stopping by the bathroom to freshen up, i peeked into one of the other rooms, where two girls were servicing three men. the hostess (lady m? m? e?) was suddenly behind me and told me to join in. one of the girls looked my way, and waved me over, while she was still being banged from behind. i found this slightly surreal, but who was i to object. i slipped out of my robe, and she (i believe this was gabriella) started sucking me expertly.

my memory after this is somewhat blurry. i distinctly remember fucking 4 of the 6 girls there, and being sucked/bbbj by 5, in a rather friendly and casual atmosphere. the hostess would make sure everyone was occupied - "come over here - join them in that room". at one stage, one of the brazilian girls was stroking one of the other guests on a bed, making him hard, when i came into the room. she waved me over, and grabbed my cock. my cock responded fairly quickly, and she put on a condom while still working the other guest's cock. i felt kind of bad for having intruded, but it seemed the natural thing to do - and she did encourage me, it was not as if i barged in :-)

it seemed as if these girls fuck non-stop for the duration of the party (two hours). and, if they suddenly find themselves idle, they go upstairs to the "lounge" (just a living room with some chairs, where they provide beer, wine, soft drinks and some snacks) and ask "anybody want to play?"

as it neared the two hour mark i was pretty much done, and i was amazed to see the girls were still in full swing in the bedrooms, with some frantic fucking going on to the very last minute.

i have to say these girls are extremely service oriented, and provide incredible value.

so, a strange but very good experience overall. very different from the german fkk scene. i will most likely stop by again.

Daveinpgh
11-27-09, 09:26
It has been a few years since I have been in London and played. I used to enjoy Soho and the models. After reading all the posts here and other sites I am very excited to visit LMP. It even seems like some of the girls post here. If so, please don't hesitate to contact me directly. from reading the posts I better be well hydrated and get some Viagra.

Ryo Saeba
12-13-09, 11:20
Attended my first party on Friday last week, and it was a good experience.

Even though I read quite a few reviews over time and kind of knew already what to expect, still I left impressed with the venue and the hosts.

Toilets and showers were as clean as they could possibly be considering the constant coming and going of people during the party, and Emma and Moss contributed to a relaxed, civilized atmosphere.

Regular punters with whom I exchanged a few words told me that day the vibe was a bit sedated compared to other parties, that there wasn't the usual excited and playful banter among the guests and the girls: I guess this could have been due to me being a newbie and a couple other guys a bit on the shy side.

At 120 pounds for a two hour shag fest, LMP goes down as excellent value in my book, and will look forward to go back next time I'm in London.

Emma Xxx
12-25-09, 01:48
Hi Guys,

Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year to you all from every one at LMP.

Thank you for all your support in 2009 and look forward to welcoming you all in the new year.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

Xx

Jojosun
12-25-09, 11:52
Hi Guys,

Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year to you all from every one at LMP.

Thank you for all your support in 2009 and look forward to welcoming you all in the new year.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

XxHi Emma, Moss, Chris, and all the girls at LMP.

Many Thanks for your lovely set up, which is another reason, why london at the end of the day, is The Mother Of All Mongering Destinations.

I want to start 2010, with a bang at LMP.

Very Happy New Year To You all, and all members of ISG.

ImAPlayer
01-01-10, 16:46
I am planning a trip to LMP again very, very soon. The last time I attended (which was a while ago), I saw a stunning oriental girl called Leanne of who I had great plessure with.

Is she still there and if not, do you have any other oriental ladies there or in the near future?

Wilts Boy
01-03-10, 10:50
I am planning a trip to LMP again very, very soon. The last time I attended (which was a while ago), I saw a stunning oriental girl called Leanne of who I had great plessure with.

Is she still there and if not, do you have any other oriental ladies there or in the near future?

Unfortunately Leanne left a while ago, and at present there are no other oriental ladies parting presently.... not to say that will not change, as LMP are always refreshing the girl line-up :-)

Emma Xxx
01-03-10, 12:59
I am planning a trip to LMP again very, very soon. The last time I attended (which was a while ago), I saw a stunning oriental girl called Leanne of who I had great plessure with.

Is she still there and if not, do you have any other oriental ladies there or in the near future?Hi,

Firstly, happy New Year to one and all.

Wilts Boy is correct in that Leanne returned home early last year and, at present, we have no Oriental girls. Although we never pro actively look for girls, we are continually interviewing girls who approach us. If we meet an Oriental girl who meets our standards we will, of course, take her on.

Hugs and kisses

Emma xx

Jojosun
01-03-10, 14:14
I am planning a trip to LMP again very, very soon. The last time I attended (which was a while ago), I saw a stunning oriental girl called Leanne of who I had great plessure with.

Is she still there and if not, do you have any other oriental ladies there or in the near future?

Some new girls for the New Year.

Prices are going up To £140 for 2 hours.

Check their web site.

MILF parties prices remain the same.

Academy2300
01-05-10, 19:05
Hi Guys

Have not reported for some time as I have been out of the scene but I have to share a great experience of yesterday 4th Jan at LMP. Monday is MILF day at LMP and it was fantastic. My first experience there and wow. It was fun fast and furious. 5 women in attendance all great gorgous all willing and very hospitable.

I managed 4 shots so to speak.

It was great value I would say phenomenal value in fact and a just outstanding experience.

Thanks to management and for all that were there especially karen. Wow amazing. The guys were well behaved all friendly and accomodating. Except me of course I inadvertantly hogged the action in one situation. Sorry guys

The rev

Excess
03-09-10, 10:23
Gentlemen, just checking.

The LM thread seems to have gone quiet post Xmas.

As Excess is looking to dip his ehmm toe into these waters for a first visit are there any negative reasons for a lack of reporting on the delights of this venue, other than pressures of time ?

Assuming that issues have not turned up would expect to visit the week of the 22nd.

E.

Jan 156
03-10-10, 05:36
Gentlemen, just checking.

The LM thread seems to have gone quiet post Xmas.

As Excess is looking to dip his ehmm toe into these waters for a first visit are there any negative reasons for a lack of reporting on the delights of this venue, other than pressures of time ?

Assuming that issues have not turned up would expect to visit the week of the 22nd.

E.
LMP is consistently good but it can be boring to consistently sing their praises. Suggest you try them in first person.

R The Man
03-11-10, 00:02
LMP is consistently good but it can be boring to consistently sing their praises. Suggest you try them in first person.

Wholeheartedly agree. I will be there tomorrow, and really excited about it.

Deepak2205
03-25-10, 22:28
I visited LMP last saturday. To be honest it is the best place ever I had seen. All the girls are really sexy and friendly.

This was really a different experience.

Many thanks to all the girls and to the management for a superb party.

Definitely will be visiting LMP very soon.

Regards,

Chirag

Umbakali
03-27-10, 18:06
I will be in London for about a week starting 12/04/10 and have never been to party and would like to know male/female ratio at these parties.

Or alternatively I should go to Soho and try to look for a walk in. Haven't done that since for a long time.

Women on AW seem genuine enough but reluntant to use them.

Any advise from london mongers.

Regards

Umbakali

Dreams
03-28-10, 16:15
I will be in London for about a week starting 12/04/10 and have never been to party and would like to know male/female ratio at these parties.

Or alternatively I should go to Soho and try to look for a walk in. Haven't done that since for a long time.

Women on AW seem genuine enough but reluntant to use them.

Any advise from london mongers.

Regards

Umbakali
Going to a walk in in soho or going to LMP is like comparing Macdonald and a a 3 star michelin restaurant...Both are perfectly fine, depending on your needs and means..
LMP has a 2/1 ratio.
Read the forum and you will get all he info you need.

Deepak2205
03-29-10, 16:06
I will be in London for about a week starting 12/04/10 and have never been to party and would like to know male/female ratio at these parties.

Or alternatively I should go to Soho and try to look for a walk in. Haven't done that since for a long time.

Women on AW seem genuine enough but reluntant to use them.

Any advise from london mongers.

Regards

UmbakaliI would personally recommend to attend LMP parties compare to go to Soho.

Information about LMP is available on http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com

Hope you enjoy your time whichever option you choose.

Jojosun
04-06-10, 18:31
I would personally recommend to attend LMP parties compare to go to Soho.

Information about LMP is available on http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com

Hope you enjoy your time whichever option you choose.I don't want to sound too alarmist, but whichever option you choose, is going to be the same, as far as the new prostitution law is concerned, which came into force as from 1 April 10.

A fine up to £1000, and a criminal record is the end result of having sex, with a girl, who falls under the interpretation of the new law.

Having said that, I have already booked a session with LMP this week.

Emma Xxx
04-07-10, 19:46
I don't want to sound too alarmist, but whichever option you choose, is going to be the same, as far as the new prostitution law is concerned, which came into force as from 1 April 10.

A fine up to £1000, and a criminal record is the end result of having sex, with a girl, who falls under the interpretation of the new law.

Having said that, I have already booked a session with LMP this week.Hi Guys

As Jojosun has raised the subject, I would like to clarify the matter a little.

There has been a lot of speculation and wild rumours surrounding the new law. Some have predicted the end of P4P in England, something the authorities are not in a hurrey to dispel!

The simple fact is the law has changed very little. Unlike say Sweden or USA, it is still not illegal to pay for sex. The difference with the new law is that if a guy is caught with a girl who is coerced against her will, ignorace is no defence and the guy can be charged. Visiting a girl or place where the girl is there of her own choice and free will is still not illegal.

Anyone who has attended any of our parties will know that that there is no way our girls would act as they do if they were in anyway being forced to do anything against their free will. Our girls party weekly with us, we know them as friends and are aware of their circumstances and we are 100% they are with us of their own free will. Where it anyother way, we would not have them with us.

What I would advise anyone is that they stick to high visability establishments. The authorities are aware of them and if they had any concerns, would have closed them under existing laws.

Jojosun highlighted the subject but finished by saying he was still attending so don't let rumours put you off partying or having whatever fun floats your boat.

Hope to see you soon

Hugs & kisses

Emma,

xxx

MumbaiCop
04-08-10, 15:15
Hi Guys

Anyone who has attended any of our parties will know that that there is no way our girls would act as they do if they were in anyway being forced to do anything against their free will.
Hugs & kisses

Emma,

xxxWhat about us, we are forced to attend your parties because they are so good. What will police do about it?:)

Jojosun
04-08-10, 15:21
Hi Guys

As Jojosun has raised the subject, I would like to clarify the matter a little.

There has been a lot of speculation and wild rumours surrounding the new law. Some have predicted the end of P4P in England, something the authorities are not in a hurrey to dispel!

The simple fact is the law has changed very little. Unlike say Sweden or USA, it is still not illegal to pay for sex. The difference with the new law is that if a guy is caught with a girl who is coerced against her will, ignorace is no defence and the guy can be charged. Visiting a girl or place where the girl is there of her own choice and free will is still not illegal.

Anyone who has attended any of our parties will know that that there is no way our girls would act as they do if they were in anyway being forced to do anything against their free will. Our girls party weekly with us, we know them as friends and are aware of their circumstances and we are 100% they are with us of their own free will. Where it anyother way, we would not have them with us.

What I would advise anyone is that they stick to high visability establishments. The authorities are aware of them and if they had any concerns, would have closed them under existing laws.

Jojosun highlighted the subject but finished by saying he was still attending so don't let rumours put you off partying or having whatever fun floats your boat.

Hope to see you soon

Hugs & kisses

Emma,

xxxHi Emma,

Hope you are enjoying with Moss your well deserved and earned holiday. How do I know you are now on hoilday?

Well by attending yeterday's fantastic party at LMP.

So, if anything this new law, has forced me to party sooner, rather than later.

By the way, the lovely Twins did a fantastic job in your absence, and were well in control.

I concur with what Emma stated.

LMP parties are not to missed, and don't let this law put you off.

Just keep away from shady places.

Best regards to you and Moss, and have a great holiday.

Jojosun
04-08-10, 15:49
[QUOTE=Jojosun

Having said that, I have already booked a session with LMP this week.[/QUOTE]I am so glad, that I booked my session at LMP yesterday, wed 7 April.

The line up was one of the best ever. 6ft Emma Butt, who was as great as her height.

Carmella, is one of the sexiest black girls, that I ever met. Shagged her twice.

Monique, and Carolina were superb.

My only disappointment, that jessica wasn't there.

7 Lovely girls for £ 140, over 2 hours.

Lmp is one of the best sex destinations in the world, and it does take some beating.

I say that, and I have fucked my way around the world.

Anyone who knows of a similar establishment on a par with LMP, let us know?

Jojosun
04-09-10, 21:40
I am so glad, that I booked my session at LMP yesterday, wed 7 April.

The line up was one of the best ever. 6ft Emma Butt, who was as great as her height.

Carmella, is one of the sexiest black girls, that I ever met. Shagged her twice.

Monique, and Carolina were superb.

My only disappointment, that jessica wasn't there.

7 Lovely girls for £ 140, over 2 hours.

Lmp is one of the best sex destinations in the world, and it does take some beating.

I say that, and I have fucked my way around the world.

Anyone who knows of a similar establishment on a par with LMP, let us know?Do you remember the Global Swine Flu Scare ?????
I am glad a lot of mongers believed the scare stories 7 months ago ,and kept away from kiev ,Ukraine .
I landed there in Nov ,09 during the height of the hyped up crises ,and had a brilliant time .
With the new sex law in the UK ,just spend few minutes reading through the new law and its implications ,and you ahould be ok .
Prostiution visiting brothels is still legal .
Having sex with the girls defined by the new law is Illegal .
But who would want to have sex with them anyway ????/

Rabaul 12
04-11-10, 12:56
Guys,

I have registered to attend one party next week but with the new law I am concern. Would you explain if it is safe at LMP? How safe is it.

Does the place stand any change that it will be raided by the corps?

Emma Xxx
04-11-10, 22:20
Jojosun,

Thank you for your kind comments. Sorry we missed you but I am glad you had a good time and were well looked after by our apprentices, TnT.

Look forward to seeing you on your next visit.


Guys,

I have registered to attend one party next week but with the new law I am concern. Would you explain if it is safe at LMP? How safe is it.

Does the place stand any change that it will be raided by the corps?

Rabaul,

It is not illegal to pay for sex under UK laws, past or present. Therefore, if the police do visit the premises you are in no danger. What the new law does is make it illegal to pay for sex with coerced girls, ie those there against their free will. No girl parties at LMP under any shape or form of coercion as anyone who has visited LMP would know and I am sure would support me in this.

Have fun and do not let the hysteria surrounding this new law put you off.

Emma
xx

Rohan Cid
04-12-10, 18:30
I have to say, LMP sure lives up to it's reputation. I went there on Saturday, 10 April and all I can say is that I wish I had enough energy to last all four hours. Sadly, I was dead on my feet after only climaxing twice. Still, the experience was very satisfying. I hope to do this again.

Jojosun
04-13-10, 22:03
Guys,

I have registered to attend one party next week but with the new law I am concern. Would you explain if it is safe at LMP? How safe is it.

Does the place stand any change that it will be raided by the corps?I bought a Euro lottery ticket next week, but will I win it?

My chances of winning it, is as much as LMP party gets raided by her majesty's in blue, and even less so, by the cops finding a girl there who has been forced, coerced or controlled to have sex there.

Just go for it and report back here.

Rabaul 12
04-15-10, 20:38
Well I did makeit there on Wednesday and did had a great time. I will be back. tried to match the ladies but they outed me 4-3. Great place and the guest are also great. Emma you are a great host too!

MumbaiCop
04-17-10, 12:18
Finally made it to the party on Friday.

As it was my first visit reached the place a bit late for 7-9 party. Moss was good with directions and place is just 2-3 minutes from the Lancaster Gate Station.

When I reached te party was already on with 8-10 guys already and girls where already on the bed with holes banged.

I found that all that was said here for the party was true. Place is good and girls all of them really doable. I was thinking before that all of 6-7 girl may not be good but I found that all of them were really good in looks and attitude. All were more then eager to play. You never have to grab any girl. Just enter any of the rooms and girls would call you to join them.

A few of the guest were really looking to bang each one of them. I wonder from where they got the power to do so. In 2 hours you could really not cum with more than 2-3 girls.

Had a nice chat with moss in last 20-30 mins as I had enough with the girls.

A bit of disappointment was that you could just get 5-10 mins with a girl at any time as there would be some guy or other waiting for her by that time. I would recommend the place to anyone who is sex xtarved for 3-4 weeks and would like to just go and start to bang each girl one by one. While if you are looking for a intimate and long sessions with girls partis are not for you.

The hosts and girls are really wishing to make your time as enjoyable as possible.

With flight disruptions and stranded tourists moss was look forward to a crowded party next few days.

Naughtyboy2
04-19-10, 14:15
Does anybody what happened to party organiser called Southern encounters? I used to have a great time with them but suddenly they dissappeared off my radar. only other I used to use was sacred party, they too seems not organising any more parties. Any idea guys?

Wilts Boy
04-19-10, 21:31
A bit of disappointment was that you could just get 5-10 mins with a girl at any time as there would be some guy or other waiting for her by that time. I would recommend the place to anyone who is sex xtarved for 3-4 weeks and would like to just go and start to bang each girl one by one. While if you are looking for a intimate and long sessions with girls partis are not for you.



Hi Mumbaicop, glad you enjoyed the party on friday night, and as a fellow guest at the same party, can confirm it was a good night, with a great selection of girls and fellow guests.

As these are parties, and not a series of 1-2-1's you will get a lot longer with each girl if you are prepared to join in even if there is already another guest with the girl. Generally fellow guests will not mind if you are courteous about how and when you join. Never go to the party and then just stand in a queue waiting for a particular girl..... you will waste a lot of valuable party time

Emma Xxx
04-19-10, 23:14
Hi guyz

Glad both of you had a good evening. What a way to start your weekend partying with 7 sexy babes!

Thank you for taking time to write.

Look forward to welcoming you soon.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

Xx

Egathetos
04-20-10, 20:11
I plan to visit sometine next week and I have a question for previous users, mainly triggered by Wilts Boy and the recent postings.

It will be my first party and just want to be sure that I get it right.

As Wilt Boy said "Generally fellow guests will not mind if you are courteous about how and when you join. "

I understant that there is a whole lot of sharing and that's the point of a party but how does the whole thing work? Let's say that a girl is giving someone a BJ, can another punter just join for full sex? Do you ask the fellow punter before you join? Or what happens if you are banging away and the other dude CIM?

Probably silly questions, but I said, I have not been to a party before

Cheers!

E

Jan 156
04-20-10, 21:54
I plan to visit sometine next week and I have a question for previous users, mainly triggered by Wilts Boy and the recent postings.

It will be my first party and just want to be sure that I get it right.

As Wilt Boy said "Generally fellow guests will not mind if you are courteous about how and when you join. "

I understant that there is a whole lot of sharing and that's the point of a party but how does the whole thing work? Let's say that a girl is giving someone a BJ, can another punter just join for full sex? Do you ask the fellow punter before you join? Or what happens if you are banging away and the other dude CIM?

Probably silly questions, but I said, I have not been to a party before

Cheers!

E

Emma might cover this better than I could, but it's a bit like joining in a conversation with people at a swank party. Everybody is welcome to speak to everyone, sometimes you have to introduce yourself, or sometimes you just have to lean over as you reach for drinks . . .

Just treat people as people - IMHO there's no point in having that tunnel vision that pretends other naked guys are no way in the room with you. They are. You're maybe both enjoying a session with the same woman. Cool. It's a party, it's sociable!

In practical terms, I try to communicate with a lady directly if I want to engage, with eye contact or 'hi!' If she is up for it, then a courteous nod to another man she is already celebrating with is usually more than enough. Likewise if someone joins in when I am the first person sessioning with a lady, I throw him a smile.

Some people wonder what it is like and feel a bit hesitant. But the LMP girls are *awesome* at putting you at ease and initiating. Emma is often in high-drive making sure everyone is enjoying themself even more than they humanly imagine possible. She loves it.

A couple of useful images perhaps:

a) You've seen several people, guys & girls, all getting stuck in together on a porn film, yeah? Didn't seem weird, did it? This is like, better than a porn film!! And you get to take part.

b) Many guys wonder if they will have 'locker room paranoia' : I just saw another man's willie!! arrrrrgh!!! Another man's thigh just brushed against mine!! - arrrrrgh!!! But it's kind of funny, isn't it, when we step back and think about such things and laugh about it, duh? Imagine your favourite rugby team. Real men aren't intimidated by other men, so don't be a mouse. Get in the scrum! No-one will bite your bollocks off - it ain't allowed. And the girls are so uber keen to get at your bits that we can rest assured said bits are being properly cared for by gorgeous experts. And we're all gentlemen here!

I've travelled the world and had some awesome experiences, I've had great paid and regular sex, on the bed on the beach and in an alleyway. I've been to swingers' socials and even swingers clubs or other sex parties and had some experiences I barely dreamed about. But LMP is a different world and it blows your mind and in a way that no drug or anything else I've come across can replicate. (I can see the tagline, "Enjoy the ride(s) of your life . . ." :) :) :) )

R The Man
04-21-10, 00:46
Emma might cover this better than I could, but it's a bit like joining in a conversation with people at a swank party. Everybody is welcome to speak to everyone, sometimes you have to introduce yourself, or sometimes you just have to lean over as you reach for drinks . . .

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That's great advice. Newbies should definitely not be worried, as Emma, Moss and gang will make you feel like vets soon enough.

As an aside, I went to Brazil after my last jaunt to London, and looked forward to comparing the Rio establishments with LMP and the German FKKs. I must say that I was disappointed in the Rio experience...I had a much better time when I was at LMP, and the Frankfurt FKKs are also much more fun than P4P in Rio. Don't quite know what all the raves are about for the Brazilian scene.

Anyway, I hope to be back in London and LMP soon...

R.

Jan 156
04-21-10, 02:55
R The Man - thanks for the comments. I enjoy trying to welcome or ease people into the LMP experience! I am also a big fan of Rio. But the scene there is maybe more complex for a newcomer than it used to be. There's truly amazing experiences to be found in Rio. Nothing like LMP though - unless you organise it yourself while you're there.

Mafix
04-21-10, 13:18
Hi Everyone,

I've just booked a place at tomorrow afternoon's Spring Ball. I've only been to 1 party before which was a regular 2 hour event. Can any of you regulars tell me what differences I'll find (if any) and give any advice on how to stay the pace for 4 hours.

Mafix
04-21-10, 13:34
Hi Everyone,

I've just booked a place at tomorrow afternoon's Spring Ball. I've only been to 1 party before which was a regular 2 hour event. Can any of you regulars tell me what differences I'll find (if any) and give any advice on how to stay the pace for 4 hours.

Jan 156
04-22-10, 23:41
I think another way of looking at it for first time party-goers who are nervous about another man or men being involved as they give one of the LMP girls a good shafting is this:

When you've seen movies, do you like watching a beautiful girl giving a blow job? Do you like to see her getting her pussy filled? Which do you like best? I personally only have a single truncheon, so cannot enjoy watching both at the same time in one-to-one sessions. Having some other gentlemen on the scene lets me see her showing off at her fullest, not in a video, but while she's doing me!

What else would I like? Well maybe another couple or threesome on the next bed so I can get a glimpse of additional pussy and backside.* Maybe even close enough to caress some small breasts with one hand and fulsome breasts with the other. Maybe have yet another girl steal up behind me, caress my legs, back or balls while my shaft works in a first girl's delicious mouth or pussy. Maybe having six women who, after my first shot, know more about getting me hard again than even I do (yeah, really!) Hello LMP.

And the hostess even remembers my predilections from the year before and secretly primes the girls before I arrive.

Give me time. I will try hard. And I'm sure I will think of some more things I want. Probably about twenty minutes after Emma does. ;)


From a strictly philosophical enquiry point-of-view, these good parties are a way of answering the age-old fundamental question that has plagued yoga-contortionists and one half of mankind from the very early days of civilisation and before: "How can I see bum, breasts and pussy all at the same time??"

Egathetos
04-23-10, 08:22
I think another way of looking at it for first time party-goers who are nervous about another man or men being involved as they give one of the LMP girls a good shafting is this:

When you've seen movies, do you like watching a beautiful girl giving a blow job? Do you like to see her getting her pussy filled? Which do you like best? I personally only have a single truncheon, so cannot enjoy watching both at the same time in one-to-one sessions. Having some other gentlemen on the scene lets me see her showing off at her fullest, not in a video, but while she's doing me!

What else would I like? Well maybe another couple or threesome on the next bed so I can get a glimpse of additional pussy and backside.* Maybe even close enough to caress some small breasts with one hand and fulsome breasts with the other. Maybe have yet another girl steal up behind me, caress my legs, back or balls while my shaft works in a first girl's delicious mouth or pussy. Maybe having six women who, after my first shot, know more about getting me hard again than even I do (yeah, really!) Hello LMP.

And the hostess even remembers my predilections from the year before and secretly primes the girls before I arrive.

Give me time. I will try hard. And I'm sure I will think of some more things I want. Probably about twenty minutes after Emma does. ;)


From a strictly philosophical enquiry point-of-view, these good parties are a way of answering the age-old fundamental question that has plagued yoga-contortionists and one half of mankind from the very early days of civilisation and before: "How can I see bum, breasts and pussy all at the same time??"Well, kinda get it. I guess that I have to go and see. Others have gone before me for the first time and they all came out alive. BTW, I do not worry about other men or about my appearance/performance. This is the reason I chose a party over an 1-2-1. I was simply wondering how the practicalities work :)

Jan 156
04-27-10, 06:38
i wondered whether i should submit yet another report on an lmp session this week. it can get a bit wearisome for non-fans to see partygoers endlessly singing lmp's praises! something i have been almost terminally guilty of myself it could be argued here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=916938&postcount=282) and at even greater length somewhere that i have (fortunately for you) lost the link, or a comparison with sacred rose* here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=835984&postcount=132), after a rather lengthy initial lmp report here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=835979&postcount=131), another one here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=745724&postcount=36) and my first visit here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=682084&postcount=1684).

there's a rule in writing a review that, if you only say good things, people are less likely to believe you than if you at least include some minor negatives. the worst i have been able to find before was an excess (for me) of lube - something speedily corrected by emma on my next visit (from memory and without asking) and some considerable time later.

now if this (recent) party was the only i had been to, i would no doubt be unable to find much to criticise. the only way i can say it wasn't quite as outstanding is by comparing it to the previous few visits. so it may well be subjective, just as nothing quite compares to one's first orgasm ;) but at least it's criticism, and shows my blood wasn't totally drained from my head.

it's meant constructively - mainly in case emma and moss can spot anything useful in the feedback. so i will detail the areas where i think attention to maintain standards might be useful - although i expect they may well be ahead of me on this. at very least, i hope to offer a more balanced report than i have been accused of giving before, and maybe it will even encourage people to go find out for themselves.

when: i went for the first two hours of last saturday afternoon's party (24th april).

the atmosphere, as always, couldn't be faulted. i always look froward to seeing emma again. i could happily spend two hours chatting and joking with her (we even managed to fit some of that in as i dash from one lady to the next). i was very sorry to see moss was away on some personal matters, which i hope are resolved soon - all the best mate. you were missed. as was chris (on his day off).

i come in and jessica fetches me a glass of wine while i chat eagerly to tiffany - whose impressive pornstar credits i have been reading up on during the journey here.

soon the party starts and we are all chased downstairs. i didn't do a headcount, but i would say at this point the male-female ration was roughly even. there were maybe a few extra males as things proceeded, but i was never short of a warm pussy or nice squeezy bits to fondle. i noticed the odd male hanging back once or twice and tried to support tiffany's urgent pleas to them to join in, but i guess some people do actually like to watch.

i think tiffany was maybe the second lady i sessioned with. i would have at least liked to wash the taste of condom off but, like a real professional,*** she is eagerly after my cock. i also enjoyed seeing the awesome tattoo up close that i'd seen on some of her internet pictures (was going to link it but can't find it now - maybe it's in her videos).

often when girls say they offer 'pornstar experience' it means just fairly gymnastic full-on sex without the touchy-feely stuff. but with tiffany, i instantly sense how there is more too it. not just enjoying hot sex. but enjoying hot sex in front of lots of other people! the extrovert/exhibitionist in me quite likes this. think about it - few porn films are made with hidden cameras. there must be ongoing communication with your co-stars, director, lighting person and so on - all while you get into heavy bonking! who said men can't multitask! give me some more arms, legs, booty and bosoms and i shall prove it to you!. anyway, tiffany senses my willingness i think, and is quickly 'networking' with me so we can get into closer range with the nearest couple to exchange arms and bits and legs should they wish - a pleasure shared is a pleasure doubled and all that - as well as people walking in. "c'mon, i've still got an extra hand here!" she calls out in a husky voice. getting a hand or blow job while someone else is thrusting away is, after all, one of the quickest ways to get 'in line!'

sadly though - and this would be my first misgiving compared to previous parties - there was not an awful lot of multiple persons 'tango.' there were a number of points where my hands could wander to other nice bodies, but no fmf daisy-chains or surprise fluffings. maybe if i had stayed for the full four hours, who knows.

i hear emma mention that a couple of girls are new, so perhaps one or two are still getting into the lmp ethos. my suggestion - although i expect it is already undertaken, is to employ sarah as much as possible in the selection process. and in addition to the radiant and equally articulate tiffany - who i am guessing will be making a complementary contribution from another valuable angle. tiffany shines on practicalities. she really exhibits a strong awareness of the physical side of sex. sarah, on the other hand, is supremely empathetic and can understand what someone wants even before they do. i feel that in these two wonderful ladies you have, or would have, exceedingly competent helpers, emma.

my next observation perhaps helps to demonstrate. all the women are gorgeous. but some left me yearning for even more or seem to give a more personally memorable experience. what did they do differently (allowing for personal differences of chemistry)? now if you can do pse as well as tiff, you don't need any of the 'inner soul' stuff, but you do need to make the time with each man memorable in some way. if you are shagging for four hours with umpteen blokes, an orgasm every 15 minutes on cue for instance, for the duration, is probably a bit much to expect (unless you are an ex stepford wife ;)). but what two of the rather lovely brasillian ladies did do was, gradually ratchet up their excitement to a peak. - before we cool off together and go on to other partners. approaching that peak, each lady in question pulled me closer, more urgently, her breathing becoming more intense, and she seems more focussed, concentrated. psychologically, this creates a similar memory as a build-up to orgasm, even if slightly less intense. it probably makes that personal connection. compare that to a lady who lies there, engages receptively and politely throughout, but with the an unvarying degree of intensity. there is less 'journey' - and the slightest thing is more easily imagined to be a negative.

i have a guess how these two lovely ladies i sessioned with achieved this (i wasn't going to mention their names, but i think it was filipa and gabriela, although i'm not certain as the first lady told me her actual name when i asked, and then only pointed out that her lmp work name was something else (and naturally i only listened to the first bit - details by pm to emma if she wants to know). i think it's to do with visualisation. going inside and finding something sexy to concentrate on and slowly build up the feelings. it could perhaps be faked but it felt real so i don't think it was or am no worse off it was. like the lady gaga song when she shags her man while imagining her girlfriend. their bodies tightened, and there was those wordless moments where too souls feel they have touched a little bit. it was the only way i could explain the feeling of 'connection' i had with these girls - equal but different to the connection with tiffany - but why i felt sad at not feeling a sexual connection with at least one of the other girls (i felt sad almost on her behalf, as i could not feel as eager to spend more time with her as i could with the girls i have mentioned.)

if i was being picky i'd have to ask, where did you get the lube that looks like salad cream??? i think i pointed to my dick before an insertion and joked to emma about the icing on the cake, but it does look funny. :rolleyes:

i suppose it's luck. my first visit produced the most unexpected and awesome fmf daisychain with alycia. second only to that i recall sarah fluffing me past the point where i thought i could shag no further until i just had to have sex with the girl in front of me (i hardly saw sarah, as she was behind me, but i had to check out who it was and will never forget that one). or lying next to jewel as four people squeezed onto the smallest bed (two guys and two girls) and i so wanted to have two dicks at once or be able to teleport back and forth to shag jewel at in the eye-blinks between shagging my own partner of the moment. memories that will last a very long time.

i'm sorry i didn't have any memories on that scale last week. if it had been close, i probably would have asked if i could stay longer. it was great, just not (for me) quite as good as before. and maybe it was just luck. or expecting too much.

one other thing i'd mention just for the benefit of the guys. there was a gentleman at the party who was obviously very popular with the girls (if you are sensitive enough to pick up on such things). he wasn't the best looking by far. he definitely had a good few inches on his waist more than anyone else. i occasionally took a sneaky glance to see if i could fathom his secret. a young lady was hammering away enthusiastically on him as i was getting dressed; and it struck me. he is, of course, a nice guy - but so was everyone there as far as i could tell. and a good communicator. but his real secret? he's just a bloody good shag!

sorry for outing you, mate. but i guess you won't mind. ;)

thank yous all round. especially (in no particular order) to all the girls there - laticia (http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/laticia/), jessica (http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/jessica/), bianca (http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/bianca1/), filipa (http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/filipa/), gabriella (http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/gabriella/), lucia (whose photo doesn't seem to be on the lmp site at the moment), and tiffany kingston (http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/tiffany_kingston/).

if i have missed anyone, please spank me next time i come!

finally, one nice thing writing this has brought back though. the name of an agency that a longtime girlfriend of mine worked for. i never made a booking there. but i think they had the right idea. it was called memories.** ultimately, i think it's memories we buy more than sex.

x chris


*again it was just on one visit to sacred rose, but for me personally, lmp was so very far ahead on numbers, hospitality warmth and so on, and probably on the attractiveness of the ladies as well i'm afraid, that there would still be no comparison. i'm more inclined to think it's me, and that i am maybe wearying slightly of parties.

**many, many years ago. it's no longer there in case any of you go looking for it.

***sounds so much better english than, "dazzled and mesmerised by my uniquely handsome and gobsmackingly enormous manhood," or such disreputably onanistic or even, some might dare to argue, downright dishonest phrases ;)

Prophetsex
05-02-10, 21:24
Is Sacred Rose in action?

Their website is down!

Emma Xxx
05-03-10, 12:26
Hi Chris,

Lovely to catch up with you again and I am glad you enjoyed yourself.

Thank you for posting your feedback. I totally agree that, whilst nice and flattering, constantly good and glowing reports can occasionally lead the more sceptical reader to doubt their accuracy or the indeed the authors impartiality. Nobody likes criticism but there is no such thing as perfection so I will always welcome honest feedback and suggestions.

I am glad you brought up the subject of, as you quaintly put it, multiple persons 'tango. ' Love the term. As you know, nothing is every scripted at a party but the ladies and I try to encourage MPT. After all, this is what partying is about. However, too many guys hang back hoping to have a girl on their own. This can lead to all the girls occupied 1-2-1 reduce the chances group action and also a FMF chain. The girls can only encourage so much but can't really force the guys to join in. Possibly the situation was more obvious as many of the girls were very new and just finding their feet. But they are quick learners.

As I said, great to see you again and thanks for the feedback. Look forward to your next visit.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

Xxx

Alpha D
05-10-10, 05:33
Emma,

Help. I will be in town this week and over the weekend. Coming from across the Pond. A Yankee in King Authur's Court, so to speak. I want to sample LMP but also know that there are other good choices local to my hotel on Park Lane. Please help me decide.

Is the amount listed on your site all that I will need or is tipping customary at your parties?

PM if necessary to give more details.

In anticipation of a great time in the UK,

AD (I am a regular on USASG under that same moniker)

Alpha D

Emma Xxx
05-10-10, 08:23
Emma,

Help. I will be in town this week and over the weekend. Coming from across the Pond. A Yankee in King Authur's Court, so to speak. I want to sample LMP but also know that there are other good choices local to my hotel on Park Lane. Please help me decide.

Is the amount listed on your site all that I will need or is tipping customary at your parties?

PM if necessary to give more details.

In anticipation of a great time in the UK,

AD (I am a regular on USASG under that same moniker)

Alpha DHi Alpha,

Lovely to hear from you.

As anyone who has attended any of my parties will confirm, there are no hidden or extra costs to enhance your visit.

Whilst some guests may arrive with a little gift or may tip the girls collectively or individually, there is no expectation on any ones part for this to happen. In fact, we would ask anyone who did wish to tip to do so very discretely either with the girl directly or with Chris who will pass it on. This is to ensure no one feels obligated.

As for alternative choices, I will leave that to others better qualified to answer but If you want any further information, please contact me either through the site or directly.

Hope to see you soon.

Hugs and kisses

Emma,

xx

NiceGuyJames
05-10-10, 11:38
Emma,

Help. I will be in town this week and over the weekend. Coming from across the Pond. A Yankee in King Authur's Court, so to speak. I want to sample LMP but also know that there are other good choices local to my hotel on Park Lane. Please help me decide.

Is the amount listed on your site all that I will need or is tipping customary at your parties?

PM if necessary to give more details.

In anticipation of a great time in the UK,

AD (I am a regular on USASG under that same moniker)

Alpha DHi buddy,

The good hotels I recommend are.

Metropole in edgware road, and lancaster hotel in lancaster gate but park lane is usually where the top hotels are.

Tipping the ladies I have never done this, you basically pay at the end.

But the usual scenario is you arive, shower, and get stuck in 2 hours, 7 hot ladies and you do as much partying as you can.

Beer, coke, drinks and nibbles are available upstairs for when you need a breather and then at the end get dressed and pay.

Alpha D
05-10-10, 23:22
Niceguy & Emma,

Thank you for the relpies and the warm welcome. I look forward to attending one evening. I will call when I know what night I can make it. Looking forward to it.

AD

Jojosun
05-11-10, 15:17
Tipping the ladies I have never done this, you basically pay at the end.

But the usual scenario is you arive, shower, and get stuck in 2 hours, 7 hot ladies and you do as much partying as you can.

Beer, coke, drinks and nibbles are available upstairs for when you need a breather and then at the end get dressed and pay.I thought all the parties including LMP that I have been to in London were, Cash up front.

The same rule in Parlours and indie girls in London.

Robert the Brave
05-13-10, 16:12
Your valuables, mobile(cell) phone cash and credit cards are put in a sealed and signed envelope at the start of any party. I have only ever seen a guest pay at the end of the party when he picks up his valuables envelope.

Alpha D
05-14-10, 00:50
Actually, it was a number of tigeress! And I had them by the toe, the arm, the breast,. Pretty much anywhere I could reach. And they had me, too!

Jewels. What a simply adorable girl. Jewels is the girl you see on the street every day and wonder what kind of race engine hums under the bonnet. She is very eager to please and beautiful in every way.

Charlie. The quintesential girl next door. You know you want to be with her but what if the neighbors find out. Go ahead. She'd be worth the risk if there really was one.

AMANDA. What incredible eyes, and lips! She snuck up behind me while Jewels and Charlie were working me over from the front. From Russia with love was written all over her and she sent me over the edge with me splashing all over Jewels breasts. I met up with her again when she was in the swing and we had about ten minutes of on-on-one time. Par excellence! Finally, while Lexi and I were in 69 together toward the end, she snuck in again and helped Lexi finish me off.

PALOMA. Is the essence of Latina heat. She has the dark hair and toned skin to match the slender long-legged body that any dancer at Carnival would love to have.

CAMILLA. She may have the most perfect body I have ever touched. She is a living, breathing, Barbie doll. Almost too much to handle. I'd love to see her again and again and again.

TIFFANY KINGSTON. Caught my eye the first minute I was in the door. It was her smile. Not her breasts that caught my attention. And with breasts like hers, you know her smile has got to be killer! She is insatiable! Ravenous. And she knows how to enjoy a man's touch.

LEXI. I thought I would have to leave without sampling Lexi's wares. Fortuantely, while I was chatting with Emma (what a freakin' knockout!), Lexi came up behind me and started playing with me from behind. She has a beautiful "co-ed" look that is simply irresistable. And when I reached behind and inserted a finger in her wet pussy, well, I had to end my conversation with Miss Emma to take care of more pressing matters. And ending the day with Lexi and Amanda meeting my every need and then Amanda and Charlie giving me a last minute massage, I couldn't help but go away completely satisfied and more than completely worn out!

Many thanks to all. You have spoiled me and I will be back to see you before I leave for the States. Oh, and as for the States, I am glad that our laws in the States are so prudish. If we allowed this kind of behavior to run amuck in the States, I'd wind up in debter's prison for certain!

Smitten with Emma and her kittens!

AD

NiceGuyJames
05-17-10, 09:25
Actually, it was a number of tigeress! And I had them by the toe, the arm, the breast,. Pretty much anywhere I could reach. And they had me, too!

Jewels. What a simply adorable girl. Jewels is the girl you see on the street every day and wonder what kind of race engine hums under the bonnet. She is very eager to please and beautiful in every way.

Charlie. The quintesential girl next door. You know you want to be with her but what if the neighbors find out. Go ahead. She'd be worth the risk if there really was one.

AMANDA. What incredible eyes, and lips! She snuck up behind me while Jewels and Charlie were working me over from the front. From Russia with love was written all over her and she sent me over the edge with me splashing all over Jewels breasts. I met up with her again when she was in the swing and we had about ten minutes of on-on-one time. Par excellence! Finally, while Lexi and I were in 69 together toward the end, she snuck in again and helped Lexi finish me off.

PALOMA. Is the essence of Latina heat. She has the dark hair and toned skin to match the slender long-legged body that any dancer at Carnival would love to have.

CAMILLA. She may have the most perfect body I have ever touched. She is a living, breathing, Barbie doll. Almost too much to handle. I'd love to see her again and again and again.

TIFFANY KINGSTON. Caught my eye the first minute I was in the door. It was her smile. Not her breasts that caught my attention. And with breasts like hers, you know her smile has got to be killer! She is insatiable! Ravenous. And she knows how to enjoy a man's touch.

LEXI. I thought I would have to leave without sampling Lexi's wares. Fortuantely, while I was chatting with Emma (what a freakin' knockout!), Lexi came up behind me and started playing with me from behind. She has a beautiful "co-ed" look that is simply irresistable. And when I reached behind and inserted a finger in her wet pussy, well, I had to end my conversation with Miss Emma to take care of more pressing matters. And ending the day with Lexi and Amanda meeting my every need and then Amanda and Charlie giving me a last minute massage, I couldn't help but go away completely satisfied and more than completely worn out!

Many thanks to all. You have spoiled me and I will be back to see you before I leave for the States. Oh, and as for the States, I am glad that our laws in the States are so prudish. If we allowed this kind of behavior to run amuck in the States, I'd wind up in debter's prison for certain!

Smitten with Emma and her kittens!

ADHow dare you have such a great time.

Glad you enjoyed it LMP is something else!

Great value for money

Great girls

And a great experience

NiceGuyJames
05-18-10, 09:20
Barbara Sangita Daniella Jenny Valerie

Arrvied 20 mins late cause there is no cash machine around lancaster gate AT ALL, so headed up to the petrol station, and just as I reach there some plonker manages to break the machine. Then have to head to queensway to get cash and dash back to lancaster gate.

Jumped in and out of the shower, found Sangita a lovely mixed brazilian background of a lady cute as hell found her free so jumped on her (not literally) A quick fondle, grope, tit wank, and then I head downtown, for a lovely O

NGJ 1. LMP Ladies 0

Quick break and back into action,

Found Daniella WOW what a stunner, great figure, gorgeous face, great to chat too we like

Started off with some slow kissing, fondling, and mild playing, Then she started with an OWO BJ WOW I didn't last long absolutely AMAZING we love you daniella

NGJ 1. LMP Ladies 1

Jenny. A lovely pretty playful brazilian very friendly and obliging, Headed downtown on her and pretty sure I managed to get an O out of her but she was entertaining another guy at the same time so was slightly muffled, all in all a very beautiful lady and she was to return the favour later

NGJ 2. LMP Ladies 1

Returned to the master bederooma nd Sangita was playing with a chap, Barabara was busy all afternoon, grabbed Sangita for some chair action missionry, doggy, one leg in the air stuff then popped her on the bed, headed downtown (you know the plot by now)

NGJ 3. LMP Ladies 1

Then found myself in the big bedfroom, Jenny was giving me a hand job and Sangita on one side, 5 mins left time was against me, but somehow I managed to squeeze one out right at the end phew

NGJ 3. LMP Ladies 2

Better luck next time girls

Very special Mention to Chris looking very swarve today and to Tanya doing a spuerb job as always great time had once again

Thanks all at LMP.

Alpha D
05-19-10, 02:45
Ngj, nice post. Looks like you had much fun.

So did I on Tuesday evening.

It appeared it was to be a good night for the guys with almost a three-to-one ratio of girls to guys. Later, it filled out to almost one-to-one.

I asked Stella and Lena to start things off with me. We stepped to the chair in the front room and started with some nice double owo from both followed by oral on Stella while Lena helped me bring her off. Then I dressed up and continued mish with Stella while Lena paid attention to me. At this point another fellow came in and started having fun with Stella and we switched an put Lena in the chair for some oral and then mish until we moved to the bed. There, Carolina came in to the mix and helped bring me off in strong fashion!

I took a breather and when I returned, I met Yolanda and she was assisted by Jewels and Carmella for a few moments. I must admit to being a bit distracted by the numbers of people in one room and it kept me from coming for a while. Retiring to the other room helped and after a while I found myself in the very capable hands of Stella and Lena who finished me off for the second time today. You are all wonderful as a raging hard on will attest. Thank you for hanging in there with me.

After a second breather, I found Tiffany Kingston and told her that I wanted to make certain that we spent some time together. She was taking a break but immediately came to my aid as the second hour crept away. From a nice hand job by her and Jewels to a wonderful reverse cowgirl with me sitting in a chaira, it was nice to be surrounded by so much beauty. When I could no longer take it and was spent, I released TK from my grasp and nealt behind Lena, who was sucking on another fellow's cock, and I inserted my tongue in her from behind, enjoying her one last time.

With about fifteen minutes left, I took a shower to change early. Truly spent. But Emma and the girls would not hear of it. I was sent back to the room for some "cuddles and pervy" as TK so aptly put it. And for the last ten minutes of my time at an LMP, I was surrounded by TK on my left arm, Jewels at my left leg, Carmella lying between my legs, Yolanda at my right leg, and Carolina on my right arm. With girls caressing every available part of my body, I believed I understood the meaning of having a harem. It was paradise.

Thanks to all of the girls on Tuesday. Honorable mention to Lena and Stella who play well together (I bet they would play well with others, too!) Hot body of the day goes to Carolina, a Brazillian dynamo with a very tight, apparently all-natural body. If I only had enough room in my luggage, Carolina would be going home to the States with me. Jewels, you are magnificent and have great technique. TK. You're a doll. Carmella and Yolanda, you both are very beautiful and so much fun.

Chris, ever the gentleman, thank you for supporting Emma without being overbearing. Yours is a tedious job (even if you are surrounded by beautiful naked women all day). Cheers!

Emma, I will continue to harbor my secret desire (you know the one). If you or the girls are ever in the States (and I know that happens from time to time), I would love to show you around Washington, DC. You know how to reach me through USASG.

All the best to everyone. Cheers!

AD

Gboyin
05-20-10, 23:15
Basically I am from India and a regular monger (Though my posts are very little in ISG). Recently I came to UK on a business trip and I do have a very good interest to go to LMP. This is a very different scene for me.

My Questions are :

1. Does LMP entertain other nationalities?

2. Do the girls treat and accommodate me like others?

My Questions may look very stupid... But as I told you this is entirely different scene that I had before and also the damage (money) is bit on the higher side. So want to confirm things before I step in.

Any advises also welcome

Emma Xxx
05-21-10, 09:43
Basically I am from India and a regular monger (Though my posts are very little in ISG). Recently I came to UK on a business trip and I do have a very good interest to go to LMP. This is a very different scene for me.

My Questions are :

1. Does LMP entertain other nationalities?

2. Do the girls treat and accommodate me like others?

My Questions may look very stupid... But as I told you this is entirely different scene that I had before and also the damage (money) is bit on the higher side. So want to confirm things before I step in.

Any advises also welcomeHi,

We have guests of every race from all over the world and they are treated in the exact same way irrespective of where they come from. As an Indian myself, I will not tolerate discrimination in any form.

This question was asked by an Indian guest some time ago, answered by myself and I believed he confirmed on here following his first visit.

Come along, enjoy the fun.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

Xxx

Jan 156
05-21-10, 10:25
Hi Gboyin

1. You won't find any racial discrimination at LMP. Emma, who runs it, is either of Indian ethnic background or primarily Indian, I forget which.

2. They'll accommodate you or not, the same as anyone else. That means if you are immaculately clean, hygeinic, sweet breath smelling, polite and respectful, you'll be welcomed as an equal. If you are a smelly moaning minnie (I'm sure you're not, just saying if you were), then you'll get short shrift: and there's no use claiming they didn't like you cos you're Indian, it won't work.

3. Your questions are only stupid inasmuch as they have already been answered at some length on this board, by Emma and others. But I'm sure that not RTFF was an oversight and not in any way meant disrespectfully. ;)

NiceGuyJames
05-21-10, 12:55
Hi Alpha Great report, I think the girls secretly like American guys. Whenever I have been there and theres an american partying he tends to get treated (smile)

And your right chris does do a fantastic job although rarely gets a mention!

If you have ever been to one of the anniversary parties, its 4 hours of absolute mayhem I TOTALLY recommend it. (big smile)

To Gboyin,

My Questions are:

1. Does LMP entertain other nationalities? Yes they accomodate ALL nationalities, there are usually a mix of guys there from all different backgrounds, ages, races, religions etc.

2. Do the girls treat and accommodate me like others? Yes they are very accomodating especially if you tell them its your first time there (smile).

I totally recommend going along to LMP its a great experience, I understand about the cost, but I have been LMP approx 5 times and I have always felt like it was money well spent.

As opposed to strip clubs where I have ALWAYS left with a feeling of being ripped off (primarily because I have just paid 20 pounds for some hottie to shake her bum in front of me for 5 mins).

One 2 one escorts are ok but they are even more expensive for me, at approx £100. £150 per hour.

I still find £140 alot of money, but to me its a treat and a great experience so I don't mind paying £140, but I do have to put a bit aside and save up for a visit.

Make sure you let us know how you get on if you do go.

Emma Xxx
05-21-10, 13:40
Hi Alpha

It was lovely meeting you at the parties. I hope it is not too long before you are back over this way.

When I visit Washington, I will be sure to contact you. As for your secret desire, my lips are sealed :)

Hugs and kisses

Emma,

xxx

NiceGuyJames
05-23-10, 15:22
How dare you have such a great time.

Glad you enjoyed it LMP is something else!

Great value for money

Great girls

And a great experienceJust to add there was supposed to be a wink at the end of

How dare you have such a great time. (wink) LOL

But apparently it doesn't allow smiles, winks etc and there doesn't appear to be a way to edit your posts, once they are posted.

Otherwise it sounds a little harsh which wasn't the intended message

Aolini
05-25-10, 19:38
Hi all,

Thinking of heading to LMP soon and although I love the idea, I would like to hear from you your thoughts on STDs.

Does anyone know if these girls are tested regularly, and do they wash in between sessions to ensure minimum exposure to diseases?

Sorry if I sound negative, just making sure I don't do something I regret later!

Emma Xxx
05-25-10, 22:45
Hi all,

Thinking of heading to LMP soon and although I love the idea, I would like to hear from you your thoughts on STDs.

Does anyone know if these girls are tested regularly, and do they wash in between sessions to ensure minimum exposure to diseases?

Sorry if I sound negative, just making sure I don't do something I regret later!Aolin

II hope this reply does not sound too harsh but quite frankly, I find your question offensive.

The ladies who party for me are not drug addled street walkers They are intelligent young ladies who value, above all else, their health. Likewise, I am not some unconcerned 'madam' who cares nothing for the girls, my guests or a reputation I have built up over 6 years.

All my ladies test regularly and are required to provide me with the results. In addition, we are registered with the local health board who send a STI health worker to the flat at random dates to test the ladies partying that day. In addition, hygiene at the flat is of the highest standards and anyone attending is required, not offered, to shower.

The bottom line is that in the sex industry, a girl catches an STI from a client if both of them do not take the proper precautions. Let me bounce the question back at you. Are you regularly tested?

There are 27 pages of reports on here from both repeat attendees and first timers. No one reporting on a visit has expressed concerns about health or hygiene standards.

Emma

Piper1
05-26-10, 10:36
Hi Emma (or LMP regulars),

Just a few easy questions:

Does anyone have recommendations for nearby (walking distance) accommodation for 4-5 nights?

In the four-hour parties, are the same girls partying the whole four hours, or is there a change of guard after the first two hour session? If it's the same girls, would I be right in thinking it's better to be at the first two hour session?

Are there Indian or black ladies at the parties?

Thanks in advance.

Jan 156
05-26-10, 10:59
Piper1 - hi mate - if you just do a google map search of hotels in and near Lancaster Gate / Paddington you'll find masses of them. From highest quality to some of the cheapest and best value in London. On concerns about the party, I'd just dip your toe in and experience it however it takes your fancy - as long as you like the idea of an orgy the chances of you being unimpressed are probably pretty negligible ;). I recently did the first two hours of a four hour party but afterwards would say I'm pretty sure it wouldn't make a difference. Yes, same girls, but they have pretty youthful stamina, so with hindsight I wouldn't go for one of the two hour blocks over another. To see all the ladies, just check out the gallery on LMP's website - even shows you who's on each day up to seven days in advance. Happy partying. :)

Emma Xxx
05-26-10, 13:05
Hi Emma (or LMP regulars),

Just a few easy questions:

Does anyone have recommendations for nearby (walking distance) accommodation for a 4-5 nights?

In the four-hour parties, are the same girls partying the whole four hours, or is there a change of guard after the first two hour session? If it's the same girls, would I be right in thinking it's better to be at the first two hour session?

Are there Indian or black ladies at the parties?

Thanks in advance.Hi Piper,

Lovely to hear from you.

Regarding accommodation, as Christopher said, there are numerous hotels within walking distance, just google hotels in the W2A area. One, many of our guests use is The Park Inn on Lancaster Gate. A nice balance of cost and comfort I am led to believe.

With regard to the girls partying, this question is asked quite frequently, especially about the weekly parties. At the evening party, will the girls be tired?? The question is understandable but is asked by a man thinking like a man! Our ladies are like a Luxurious car, beautiful to look at , exhilarating to handle and when you find out how to start them off, will purr on and on for far longer than you can handle :)

Our gallery shows the ladies who party with us. We have a number of black beauties but, at present, I am the only Indian lady and, although pictured on the site, don't party.

Look forward to welcoming you to a party in the near future

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xx

Piper1
05-26-10, 16:05
Piper1 - hi mate - if you just do a google map search of hotels in and near Lancaster Gate / Paddington you'll find masses of them. ... To see all the ladies, just check out the gallery on LMP's website - even shows you who's on each day up to seven days in advance. Happy partying. :)
Thanks Chris for the info and the recommendation by PM. I should have checked the LMP website before posting - now I have a better idea of accommodation and of the parties themselves.

I enjoyed reading the thread on the LMP website forum, started by Antonia (one of the LMP girls). She and other LMP girls were recommending that the guys attending the parties could be a bit more proactive in joining in the group sex, and more active overall. Seems like many of the guys get worked over and worn out quickly. ;)

Raj Funloving
05-30-10, 17:47
Dear Emma,

Greetings from one of the die hard fans of LMP.Being Indian and Gujju in particular I have always admired and valued your hospitality.I have been to LMP in way back 2004 when it was started.Then moved out of London and now m in Bahrain.But I still cherish two parties at old LMP house now of course you moved to bigger place.In fact I have not been to UK after moving to Bahrain.I can assure myself that whenever I will visit UK(most probably summer 2011) I will visit the heart of London or one of finest place to visit called the great LMP at least twice during my week long stay in London.

Well I m not very sure about that do you do world trip with your priceless diamonds or not but I would love to invite to Bahrain.i can bet you will not regret.eventhough very tiny but has very active ISG community.I can assure you that you will not loose on financial ground and infact,enjoy warmth from ISG community of Bahrain.

Please let me know through PM.TBQH I have sent invitation through PM only.

Take care & keep spoiling Lads(I m kidding....I just love LMP too much)

Raj

Umbakali
06-01-10, 13:13
Dear Emma,

I will be in london next week on my way back from dubai and wanted to know if there is any party which I can attend. Have been to LMP once and liked it.

Regards

Piper1
06-01-10, 19:41
Regarding accommodation, as Christopher said, there are numerous hotels within walking distance, just google hotels in the W2A area. One, many of our guests use is The Park Inn on Lancaster Gate. A nice balance of cost and comfort I am led to believe.
Thanks for the info Emma - I'll look into Park Inn. During my five-day visit I'll be doing my gigs in South Kensington. Judging by google maps, I'll be able to jog from Lancaster Gate directly across Kensington Gardens to South Kensington. Good exercise for five days. The jogging will be good too. ;)

Pouncer
06-06-10, 02:16
Hi,

I am just back from London, and I wanted to give kudos to the LMP place. I've been to 3 different places in London (Limelight, LMP, Gentlement's parties), and I've decided that the 4-th place I would go to would be the one I like best. No doubt I visited LMP twice.

The drive of the girls is something that is still puzzling me... I can't believe it is real only because I have never seen anything even close to it. They all look like nympho-manyacs, required to have sex constantly. Preferably provided by 2 or 3 men at once. Unbelievable.

I have been there twice, on Friday and on Wednesday. About the same quality each time.

On Friday the mens' society was at a severe disadvantage, with only 5 men standing strong against 7 girls. We all were literally fucked up. When girls asked men for sex and the exhausted men refused, girls just started blowing them. It was truly a unique experience.

On Wednesday the situation improved slightly and we had adequate number of fellas to withstand the girls' lust. Still it was amazing. I was told the party was fully booked (with max allowed ratio of men to women) but the abundance of girls was right in the air.

Above all, I am still pondering whether it was genuine or fake, but all the girls had such a lust for sex, that it was unbelievable.

All girls were much above the average (in fact, the word "average" sounds like an insult in this context), but I would single out Gabrielle and Isobelle who partied on Friday, and Nikki and and the Russian girl (Stella?) who partied on Wednesday.

Guys at LMP, keep it going! You make us all feel a little closer to the Paradise!

G Without Bush
06-07-10, 22:14
Probably sound stupid, but I was wondering how we get to chose which hostesses to have sex with, and which shift have which hostesses? Or shall I just go and hope for the best?

And if some hostesses are specifically popular, do we have a maximum period of time allowed to be with them, before having to disengage and go between somewhere else?

In London now, trying to get in the party.

NiceGuyJames
06-08-10, 09:55
Probably sound stupid, but I was wondering how we get to chose which hostesses to have sex with, and which shift have which hostesses? Or shall I just go and hope for the best?

And if some hostesses are specifically popular, do we have a maximum period of time allowed to be with them, before having to disengage and go between somewhere else?

In London now, trying to get in the party.Hi buddy,

The rota is on the website, so you can see who is partying and when, make sure you report back here on how it went (smile).

Jan 156
06-08-10, 11:25
Probably sound stupid, but I was wondering how we get to chose which hostesses to have sex with, and which shift have which hostesses? Or shall I just go and hope for the best?

And if some hostesses are specifically popular, do we have a maximum period of time allowed to be with them, before having to disengage and go between somewhere else?

In London now, trying to get in the party.
Don't worry. Just go along. You're in safe hands.

The questions aren't stupid but it isn't what you might expect from the standard money-grubbing, slot-machine, pay-by-the-minute, grudging-dispensation-of-sex -type situation.

It's more like having a party with a group of highly sexed young women (and average blokes) and the women are expert and making sure you have more fun than you imagined. At least that's what I've experienced at nearly all the LMP's I've visited.

If you see someone you particularly fancy just edge over or catch her eye. They are all popular and lovely. The main dilemma is being spoilt for choice and partying in some degree with just about all of them. You'll spend as long as you like with anyone you're with. But remember she's not exclusive 'property' - it's a party, literally, and she may fancy using a free hand to grab another gentleman's goolies while you're filling her or vice versa. There's plenty to go round so to speak.

Tom Schilders
06-08-10, 21:14
Hello dudes,
This place is very nice to be. I have visited over the past months a few of the Partytreffs in Germany (Partytreff Xanten / Pauschalclub Dormagen / Pauschalclub Erkrath), and those clubs in Germany are a lot bigger and also have a guarantee for sex. But this place has something mysterious about it. You have to descend to the basement, and a Indian lady will open the door (at least in my case, she looked very nice, I would not have mind doing some good old in & out with her, but apparently she is the daughter of the madamme, so not much chance) after which you will enter into da Dungeon. Being ashamed is not on the menu in this place, after I took my shower within seconds I was on the bed with some small titted English chick and African englisch chick. All other visitors just walk around, and if they wish they can join in. After this, within minutes I hooked up with some South American chick (I think she was from Brasil, not sure, they were talking their own language with one of the guests actually). In any case, after that session, more sessions followed, you do not have to worry about lack of sex in this place. A very relaxing environment. Would I go back? When in London yes, but only if I knew that within very short notice I would not go to Germany, where I must admit the FKK scene and the partytreff scene offers more variety and more sex!

Emma Xxx
06-09-10, 10:22
Hi,

I am just back from London, and I wanted to give kudos to the LMP place. I've been to 3 different places in London (Limelight, LMP, Gentlement's parties), and I've decided that the 4-th place I would go to would be the one I like best. No doubt I visited LMP twice.

The drive of the girls is something that is still puzzling me... I can't believe it is real only because I have never seen anything even close to it. They all look like nympho-manyacs, required to have sex constantly. Preferably provided by 2 or 3 men at once. Unbelievable.

I have been there twice, on Friday and on Wednesday. About the same quality each time.

On Friday the mens' society was at a severe disadvantage, with only 5 men standing strong against 7 girls. We all were literally fucked up. When girls asked men for sex and the exhausted men refused, girls just started blowing them. It was truly a unique experience.

On Wednesday the situation improved slightly and we had adequate number of fellas to withstand the girls' lust. Still it was amazing. I was told the party was fully booked (with max allowed ratio of men to women) but the abundance of girls was right in the air.

Above all, I am still pondering whether it was genuine or fake, but all the girls had such a lust for sex, that it was unbelievable.

All girls were much above the average (in fact, the word "average" sounds like an insult in this context), but I would single out Gabrielle and Isobelle who partied on Friday, and Nikki and and the Russian girl (Stella?) who partied on Wednesday.

Guys at LMP, keep it going! You make us all feel a little closer to the Paradise!Hi Pouncer

Glad you had such a good time and thank you for the lovely report.

The reason the girls seemed so keen is that they genuinely are. I wont try and insult anyone by pretending everyone involved is not in the p4p arena. Elsewhere you will meet many girls who may dislike what they do but do it simply for the money. We have 43 girls party for us and many more apply every week so we are not under pressure to take on girls. We therefore only take on those who enjoy what they do. An analogy with footballers. They are paid a huge fortune to play. If they weren't professionals, they would still be out kicking football on a park Saturday afternoons. Our girls, if they were not with us, they would be out at swingers parties on a Saturday night (many are!)

Look forward to seeing you again.

Hugs and kisses

Emma
xx

Emma Xxx
06-09-10, 10:35
Hello dudes,

This place is very nice to be. I have visited over the past months a few of the Partytreffs in Germany (Partytreff Xanten / Pauschalclub Dormagen / Pauschalclub Erkrath), and those clubs in Germany are a lot bigger and also have a guarantee for sex. But this place has something mysterious about it. You have to descend to the basement, and a Indian lady will open the door (at least in my case, she looked very nice, I would not have mind doing some good old in & out with her, but apparently she is the daughter of the madamme, so not much chance) after which you will enter into da Dungeon. Being ashamed is not on the menu in this place, after I took my shower within seconds I was on the bed with some small titted English chick and African englisch chick. All other visitors just walk around, and if they wish they can join in. After this, within minutes I hooked up with some South American chick (I think she was from Brasil, not sure, they were talking their own language with one of the guests actually). In any case, after that session, more sessions followed, you do not have to worry about lack of sex in this place. A very relaxing environment. Would I go back? When in London yes, but only if I knew that within very short notice I would not go to Germany, where I must admit the FKK scene and the partytreff scene offers more variety and more sex!Hi Tom,

Lovely to meet you. Yes I am one of Emmas daughters and only here to help. No need for me to join in with so many other beautiful ladies playing

Glad you had a good time & thank you for your report. Just one minor correction. I know your use of the dungeon was an expression but there may be those who have not been with us who may take it literally and be a little worried.

Our apartment is a multi million pound luxury duplex and guests enter through the lower ground entrance. Sorry to disappoint anyone who may be that way inclined but we do not cater for fetishes. We are just into hot horny fun.

Hope to see you another time.

Kisses

Tash

Xx

Piper1
06-09-10, 13:37
Hello dudes,
This place is very nice to be. I have visited over the past months a few of the Partytreffs in Germany (Partytreff Xanten / Pauschalclub Dormagen / Pauschalclub Erkrath), and those clubs in Germany are a lot bigger and also have a guarantee for sex. But this place has something mysterious about it. You have to descend to the basement, and a Indian lady will open the door (at least in my case, she looked very nice, I would not have mind doing some good old in & out with her, but apparently she is the daughter of the madamme, so not much chance) after which you will enter into da Dungeon. Being ashamed is not on the menu in this place, after I took my shower within seconds I was on the bed with some small titted English chick and African englisch chick. All other visitors just walk around, and if they wish they can join in. After this, within minutes I hooked up with some South American chick (I think she was from Brasil, not sure, they were talking their own language with one of the guests actually). In any case, after that session, more sessions followed, you do not have to worry about lack of sex in this place. A very relaxing environment. Would I go back? When in London yes, but only if I knew that within very short notice I would not go to Germany, where I must admit the FKK scene and the partytreff scene offers more variety and more sex!
Nice report Tom, and I'm counting the days before I get to have the same fun at LMP, but I'm not sure what you mean by your final comment "FKK and partytreff offers more variety and more sex". I've never been to an FKK or partytreff (yet), but surely you would not need more sex than at a LMP party (unless you are superman).

Spanish Main
06-09-10, 15:50
Nice report Tom, and I'm counting the days before I get to have the same fun at LMP, but I'm not sure what you mean by your final comment "FKK and partytreff offers more variety and more sex". I've never been to an FKK or partytreff (yet), but surely you would not need more sex than at a LMP party (unless you are superman).

I think Tom means that at a partytreff, for instance, you can stay for twelve hours and have as much sex as you can manage for a hundred euro or so, whereas at a LMP party time is rectricted to a couple of hours.

If I am in London, I will try a LMP, but a partytreff, in my experience, would take some beating.

Tom Schilders
06-13-10, 16:00
Hello guys,
What I mean is that the partytreffs offer more variety (more girls) for a lower price (euro 150 for a full day of unlimited sex and drinks, or euro 100 for 3 hours). Having said that, partytreffs are in Germany and Da LadyMarmelade Dungeon is in London. I guess if the 2 where both in the same place, the partrytreffs would 100% win, and no one would pay more than double for a limited time party. On the other hand, Da LadyMarmelade Dungeon gives a lot more value for money than anything in Soho or similar areas.
Cheers
Tom

Dreams
06-13-10, 18:07
Nice report Tom, and I'm counting the days before I get to have the same fun at LMP, but I'm not sure what you mean by your final comment "FKK and partytreff offers more variety and more sex". I've never been to an FKK or partytreff (yet), but surely you would not need more sex than at a LMP party (unless you are superman).
At an FKK, you can arrive at 10 am and leave at 5 am the following morning, For 65 Euros you can use the facilities, which include saunas, pools, large TVs, porn cinema ..and you can eat free. That in itself is worth the 65 Euros. And, of course, you can watch, talk to, interact with between 50 to 100 naked girls from all over the world., that is also free. Well, at some point you will probably start paying..50 euros for a standard one to one 30 min F & S.
So if you go for it 3 times, total cost os 225 Euros.
Partytreffs are even better financially, but quality of venue, and quality/quantity of girls far form as good as in the leading FKKS.
I live in London, and agree that, in London, LMP is a good deal. But, yes, if there were FKKs in london, I would certainly choose the FKKs, as long as I have the time.
My few cents.

Toscana
06-13-10, 23:01
At an FKK, you can arrive at 10 am and leave at 5 am the following morning, For 65 Euros you can use the facilities, which include saunas, pools, large TVs, porn cinema ..and you can eat free. That in itself is worth the 65 Euros. And, of course, you can watch, talk to, interact with between 50 to 100 naked girls from all over the world., that is also free. Well, at some point you will probably start paying..50 euros for a standard one to one 30 min F & S.
So if you go for it 3 times, total cost os 225 Euros.
Partytreffs are even better financially, but quality of venue, and quality/quantity of girls far form as good as in the leading FKKS.
I live in London, and agree that, in London, LMP is a good deal. But, yes, if there were FKKs in london, I would certainly choose the FKKs, as long as I have the time.
My few cents.
I concur with Dreams.

You cannot really compare LMP with an FKK. Most of the sex at an FKK is one-on-one, a contract between you and girls you choose as it were. And mostly it is private in a room, although you can of course go to the porn cinema (Kino) where public sex takes place. In some clubs you will see sessions or pre-sessions playing out in other open places too. But in general it's room business.

LMP is what it states, a party, people moving around, swapping partners, joining in together, no barriers stuff.

I too favour the larger FKKs personally on account of the high optical quality of the girls, and because a session can develop much less hectically than at a party. It's more what I want. The range of services of the girls tends to be broader as well in my experience.

But there's no doubt that the LMP is good value. They really deliver what they promise with genuine enthusiasm by all, and for a very fair price. So you really have to decide whether the style of the show is for you.

Ripple67
06-14-10, 05:11
I was thinking along these lines before these thread emerged. At LMP you get to play with seven girls or so for two hours for less than the price of one (London-based) escort for one hour. Some of my fondest memories lie in the four walls of LMP. It's like taking part in a porn movie. Threesomes and foursomes and moresomes are all possible. The girls have a fantastic energy and really take pleasure in what they are doing. Most of them also only work (at LMP) one or two days a week - so don't give out that tired ***** vibe.

PTs seem like good value or money - but always leave a 'bad taste in the mouth': either the quality of the women or of the service is usually lacking. As for FKKS, well I love the facilities and ogling the women but the quality of the day will always depend on your ability to choose the right girl(s). I prefer the smorgasbord approach.

I do like the party vibe and 'anything's possible' atmosphere at LMP. I've done - and watched - things there that will always stay in my memory. It's a shame they don't have 'wellness' facilities and that things sometimes feel a bit rushed into two hours of play time. If you are London based, LMP is definitely the best P4P value for money.

an LMP fan. Am looking forward to meeting Emma's daughter next time i visit.
Ripple

Jan 156
06-14-10, 15:19
I do like the party vibe and 'anything's possible' atmosphere at LMP. I've done - and watched - things there that will always stay in my memory. It's a shame they don't have 'wellness' facilities

A wonderful idea, if I understand you correctly - though probably not practical in the immediate future. Brasil has a number of clubs, such as 4x4 (a large complex), with what I guess you mean by wellness facilities - massage (non-sexual), rest areas, bar, a show, restaurant, steam rooms and so on. It's a superb complex and the guests mingle with the girls in the main dance floor area. But it is then one-on-one in the rooms upstairs (unless you book two girls or something). The idea is good, but is limited in many areas and could go so much further.

And to be able to pop into an LMP party, come out and have say, an Indian head massage and a sauna session, then maybe book back in for another hour or two - wow! But LMP are already a bit ahead - the wellness stuff might be quite a long way off.

Ripple67
06-14-10, 16:20
Brasil has a number of clubs, such as 4x4 (a large complex)......

Brasil is a little off my regular routes - Many FKKs provide some of these facilities, although most without much enthusiasm. (though I hear Yin Yang and Villa Vertigo have good facilities). I think LMP would need rather more floor space than it has at the moment which, given property prices in London is unlikely. Its still a wonderful venue. By the way I enjoyed your(?) comment about buying memories at LMP. The party may only last for a couple of intense hours - but the images are hard wired into one's brain for a long longer than that. 'Yes I did that and I didn't have to be a mujahadeen for the privilege'. Of course the girls at LMP are far from virgins....but that's we like about them

BionicMan
06-14-10, 16:25
A wonderful idea, if I understand you correctly - though probably not practical in the immediate future. Brasil has a number of clubs, such as 4x4 (a large complex), with what I guess you mean by wellness facilities - massage (non-sexual), rest areas, bar, a show, restaurant, steam rooms and so on. It's a superb complex and the guests mingle with the girls in the main dance floor area. But it is then one-on-one in the rooms upstairs (unless you book two girls or something). The idea is good, but is limited in many areas and could go so much further.

And to be able to pop into an LMP party, come out and have say, an Indian head massage and a sauna session, then maybe book back in for another hour or two - wow! But LMP are already a bit ahead - the wellness stuff might be quite a long way off.

but could you be able to run that? I mean, LMP are quite discreet in its venue etc. Wouldn't a larger establishment attract the attention of LE?

Dreams
06-14-10, 18:23
A wonderful idea, if I understand you correctly - though probably not practical in the immediate future. Brasil has a number of clubs, such as 4x4 (a large complex), with what I guess you mean by wellness facilities - massage (non-sexual), rest areas, bar, a show, restaurant, steam rooms and so on. It's a superb complex and the guests mingle with the girls in the main dance floor area. But it is then one-on-one in the rooms upstairs (unless you book two girls or something). The idea is good, but is limited in many areas and could go so much further.

And to be able to pop into an LMP party, come out and have say, an Indian head massage and a sauna session, then maybe book back in for another hour or two - wow! But LMP are already a bit ahead - the wellness stuff might be quite a long way off.
Unless I got it wrong, your description of the Brazilian club, is exactly...an FKK... So for those of us who can't travel that far, Frankfurt is just an hour and 80 £ away...I will just add that in an FKK, you can choose between public or private sex. The good thing is that, while you "recover", you can watch action of fellow punters in public, and also assess the skills and behavior of his partner.. for further potential encounter.

But let me repat that, for those of us stuck in London, LMP is a very nice option, amongst others.

Dreams
06-14-10, 18:24
but could you be able to run that? I mean, LMP are quite discreet in its venue etc. Wouldn't a larger establishment attract the attention of LE?
Impossible in London, the neighbours would scream, even if some would actually be customers...This is why party organsiers have to change venue regularly...

Wilts Boy
06-14-10, 21:34
Not sure why the Police would be interested in LMP anyway as there is actually nothing illegal taking place as am sure Emma will confirm if anyone is concerned. Hence also why they have managed to stay at the same location for over 2 years now.

Don't know about the neighbours, but am pretty sure the builders oppostion have an good idea :-)

Sebastiane
06-14-10, 21:45
IMHO FKKs are the rolls-royces of brothels.

(with the exception of Babylon of course)

Piper1
06-14-10, 23:00
Unless I got it wrong, your description of the Brazilian club, is exactly...an FKK... "FKK Club" abbreviates the German Freikörperkultur which means "free body culture" or nudism club. The model is apparently based on the Brazilian brothels known as termas." (Wiki)
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Well it seems my naive question about FKK's may have side-tracked the LMP thread briefly. But I guess it's good to have a comparison between the different type of places around the world. I'm locked in for London this trip, and looking forward to the LMP experience/s, but I think I'll have to try Germany later in the year for the FKKs.

Excess
06-15-10, 14:28
Yes indeed...what makes a monger's life exciting is the chance to try and eperience different things in different places...

Indeed. Interesting topic and takes one back to the days of the "Compare and Contrast" Essays". Never was given such an interesting subject or research material in school days as LM and FKK`s though.

If I may, both are immensely enjoyable and both have their good and less good points. Personal taste will dictate any comparisons and consideration as always. Bottom line, savour both.

Lady M is a more confined experience and somewhat more free-flow as the entire buffet, say 4-6 girls, is on offer at any time during the party- subject to occupancy levels at the appropriate or desired aperature. A bit more rough and tumble and improvising depending upon the room, people in the room and/or bed that you happen to be in at the time. Not to forget the naughty chairs of course for alternate relaxing and more.

FKK`s imho are certainly more spacious with many more providers. As originally intended also often offers the chance to chill-out with pool/sauna, bar, reclining chairs and ladies.

Lady M. offers a 2 hour or more all-in experience with good cameraderie amongst the staff, the girls and the guests. Easy to relax for a few minutes with the staff and then back at it again. The girls being very determined to keep everyone, well... occupied. An all out in the open and a "After you my good man" approach.

Fkk`s offer an all day/night experience with a very large number of dishes on their buffet table. A little more thrill of the hunt and selection comes into play to try to sniff out the best on offer. The wide open spaces and environment lends itself to as much relaxation as one feels like on the day and as many sessions as you have € 50 bills. More of a one on one in a room approach although with further expenditure the player numbers can be increased. A Sound Mind and a Sound Body is the goal.

Both should be tried and depending on travel destinations and inclination both add to Life`s adventures and experiences. The FKK`s concept has been refined with Teutonic precision to offer amazing variety and a day/night out. Emma with Lady M. has done the same - well not Teutonic clearly - with the different and shorter London Party format.

Thank goodness neither is mutually exclusive.

Either way or locale, bring a smile and a willing mind and body. For this monger, when in London it is Lady M, and when in Germany it`s FKK. Great value either way and hey to steal a marketing line: Just Do It (and why not enjoy the compare and contrast ?) !!!!

E.

Angus Magee
06-15-10, 15:35
I have never been to LMP in London but I have spoken extensively about these things with my friend & esteemed ISG member Iseeu. Seems to me a much more relevant comparison could be made between LMP and the German Partytreff. As far as I can see LMP is an English version of the Partytreff (and a good one as reports are told) where much depends upon the management giving a shit that their customers have a good time, hiring good talent and generally being involved.

Just my 2 cents

AM

Iseeu
06-16-10, 02:14
I have never been to LMP in London but I have spoken extensively about these things with my friend & esteemed ISG member Iseeu. Seems to me a much more relevant comparison could be made between LMP and the German Partytreff. As far as I can see LMP is an English version of the Partytreff (and a good one as reports are told) where much depends upon the management giving a shit that their customers have a good time, hiring good talent and generally being involved.

Just my 2 cents

AMHey,

I agree that LMP in my mind and limited experience can best be compared to the German partytreffs rather than German FKK clubs. I wrote a report comparing the London party scene with partytreffs a couple of years ago which can be found at http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=687683&postcount=1692. Looking at it now, most of the data is still true but do need to update that since that report was written there's been a tremendous amount of changes in the PT scene caused mostly by economic factors; numerous club closings, new clubs opening, unsuccesssful FKK clubs seeking a lower price point have been converted to PTs, a large influx of transient mostly Romanian providers, and generally, with a few exceptions, a deterioration in the service level.

I also agree with my friend Excess. When in London (sadly, my travels take me there far less than I'd like, and usually only for a couple of hours)there's only one place to play, Emma and Moss' delightful LMP, and I am really happy that so many ISGers have discovered this gem and are filling their coffers. Hard to meet 2 nicer more genuine people ANYWHERE.

When in Germany it's usually FKK clubs with an occasional foray to a partytreff or, on the rare occasions that I'm there for a weekend, one of the great swinger clubs to be found all over the country.

Hope this helps...

Jojosun
07-08-10, 19:27
Anyone been to a MILF party at LMP?

How do they compare (LADIES) to the other LMP parties?

I notice the price has gone up to £140 for 2 hours, which is the same rate as for the other parties.

MILF parties must be popular then?

Emma Xxx
07-08-10, 22:23
Anyone been to a MILF party at LMP?

How do they compare (LADIES) to the other LMP parties?

I notice the price has gone up to £140 for 2 hours, which is the same rate as for the other parties.

MILF parties must be popular then?Hi Jojosun,

Not sure where you got that idea from but the Milf parties are still £120, the same as they have always been.

Emma,

xxx

Egathetos
07-10-10, 18:38
A newbie's view on LMP.

First of all, I play very rarely and this was a tick-the-box-before-you-die activity on the recommendation of a friend. Also, I've never partied before, so I don't have anything to compare it against.

I will not go into a lot of detail about the place. All the stories about accessibility, freindliness, cleaningness etc I found to be 100% accurate. I went once and then I had to go again after two weeks and I will go again (I think).

So I'll give a brief review of my experience of the ladies I partied with. First of all, I'd like to say that I found all the ladies looks to be in the range of 5-9, even though these things are quite subjective. Attitude wise, I'd say 7-9.

Here goes my review

Monique

Not the one I'd picked up to loose my party cherry to if I had a choice but as we know, we first eat with your eyes and then with the mouth. She was absolutely amazing. Really crunchy, fresh body, good BJ, great attitude, lovely fuck.

Amanda

Lovely girl, the first time ever I gave oral to a P2P, so she gets a special mention Another girl with fantastic attitude, again lovely fuck.

Charli

The next-door-girl. I'd pay just to see her spread her legs for me, never mind fuck her. One more girl with great attitude, nice friendly fuck.

Emma

In 2 words, porn sex. Really raunchy, kinky fuck, this girl will stay in your mind for a long time. She is as hot as in the LMP photos if not hotter. Very popular with the guys.

Jewels

What can I say. Not only gorgeous, (the best looking one IMHO) but the attitude tops even her looks. Again, very popular with the guys, not one to miss. One of the 2 top fucks I had in LMP

Paloma

Brazilian fuck-godess. Don't leave without doing her. Ass to die for, BJ like an industrial hoover. Beyond this world.

Gabriella

Another brazilian girl. Great attitude, lovely fuck. She and Paloma offered prostate massage which I accepted gladly.

Tiffany

The weakest link of my experience. I had a BJ and FS session with her, both in spitroast and then 1-2-1. Does what it says on the tin but quite professional and mechanical. Not my cup of tea.

I played with one more girl, but she must have gone.

As I said, it was my first party so I have nothing to compare it against but I truly enjoyed it. There is good mixture of party and 1-2-1 and even though it was my first p2p group sex experience I like it. The fellow punters come in all sizes, colours and ages and the whole atmosphere is prety kinky. You have the young come-as-much-as-I-can dudes, the older shy ones, the younger shy ones, the ones who think that the girls love them, the next-door type of guys, etc. There is place for everyone.

Just go and try it. If you don't like it, well, don't go again.

Jojosun
07-11-10, 12:28
Hi Jojosun,

Not sure where you got that idea from but the MILF parties are still £120, the same as they have always been.

Emma,

XxxHi Emma,

Thank you for your reply. I Thought I noticed this on the site.

I must have strayed a bit.

My apologies.

Emma Xxx
07-11-10, 21:20
Hi Emma,

Thank you for your reply. I Thought I noticed this on the site.

I must have strayed a bit.

My apologies.Hi Jojosun

No probs, hope you do try out the MILF parties. I have been told they are fab with chilled atmosphere and very ably hosted by T&T (Tasha & Tanya).

As for the ladies sexy and naughty as hell.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xx

Emma Xxx
07-11-10, 21:25
A newbie's view on LMP.

Just go and try it. If you don't like it, well, don't go again.Hi hun

Thank you for taking time to write your review.

I am glad you tried LMP and enjoyed yourself to come back and hope you will continue to do so.

Long live recreational sex!

Hugs and kisses

Emma
xx

Jojosun
07-13-10, 17:28
Hi Jojosun

No probs, hope you do try out the MILF parties. I have been told they are fab with chilled atmosphere and very ably hosted by T&T (Tasha & Tanya).

As for the ladies sexy and naughty as hell.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xxHi Emma.

Yes, sorry I checked again last night on the site and it is £120.

I am going there soon and I am sure your T& T will look after me. They always do. Very able and efficent hostesses with a huge SMILE, just like MUM.

Best Regards

Schlonger
07-15-10, 09:36
As promised, here is a review of my visit to a Lady Marmalade's party about 2 weeks ago

It was my last night in London and I had time to fit in one more party. I wanted to check out Lady Marmalade's party as it was very conveniently located at Lancaster Gate which was walking distance to me. Checked out their web site www.Ladymarmaladeparties.com and the lineup looked strong. At 140 sterling for the 2 hours, I thought why the hell not.

Rang and booked in and rocked up just before the 7pm party. This was the night that Germany and Spain was playing in the world cup so, I knew that it would not be that busy – good for me The same process followed and handed my valuables over for safe keeping and had a shower and changed into a bath robe. I was then taken to meet the ladies upstairs to meet the ladies. Wa wa wee wa! Chanelle – a black Cuban lady went to get me a glass of wine while I sat with the other punters. There were 5 ladies and approx 8 punters there at that time. I think at its peak that there may have been no more than 12 guys there.

Right on 7pm, the girls announced that the party was to start and come join them in the bed rooms. There were two main rooms that the action was taking place. I cozy up to Paloma. She was a tall Brazilian with a hot body and enhanced the cups. She got me to lie down and started a delicious BBBJ – I was rock hard immediately. While I was being sucked off, I was exploring her taut body and making sure those tits of hers got plenty of attention. Sensing that Jr was getting overheated from al the action, I had a dom put on and started some missionary sex with her. With those long legs wrapped round me, we locked lips (she pashed beautifully) and a few mins of this had me exploded for cum no 1. I had a clean up and thanked her and decided to take a breather. There must have been 3 other guys in the same room with the different ladies in different stages of sexual activity. A visual feast for the voyeur for those so inclined.

Watched a bit of telly whilst knocking back another glass of vino. All of the punters were down below, so after about 10 mins, it was all a bit too quiet and went down again to see how things were progressing. I went into bedroom 2 and Stella has just finished with a punter. Now, Stella to me was the one that I was most sexually attracted to. Tall, slim Russian blonde with the most mischievous face (loos a lot like Courtney from Masterchef). She literally grabbed me – I told her that I had just finished no more than 15mins ago and there was no way that I could perform. She did not take NO for an answer! She started an amazing BBBJ and amazingly (thanks Cialis!) I was semi hard again. I told her that I wanted to slow down and I wanted to explore her body. In her very sexy Russian accent, she laid down on her tummy. I gave her some back massage before I started to kiss her on neck, ears and face. Started the journey down her golden tanned bod and pert ass. Now, the mind is telling me don't go DATY as a lot of activity has taken place down there, but I was so sexually attracted to her that I went in for the kill. I was surprised to find a honey sweet puss. I then rolled her over and started some DFK (loved it!) and then continued my good work down south. She was squirming and spread her legs for me to get deeper. At this point, some other dude came in and dangled his penis for Stella to suck. This went on for about 15mins and I knew that I was not going to be hard enough for bonking her, so like a good tag team, I let the guy go solo. But I did whisper to Stella, that we had unfinished business.

After some rest, I wandered down and was immediately set on by Jewels. She was an English brunette with a girl next door look! Jewels had a titties that I crave for. Natural see cups that were creamy milky white, large nipples and full. She had me on the bed and commenced a hot BBBJ. Jr was ready for some rooting again and had a dom put on. Jewels wanted me to take her doggy – so I started some hard and fast thrusting with some ball slapping action. I then layed her down and took her missionary, I sensed that Jewels wasn't up for some DFK, so I had a titty in my mouth and pounded away. And dropped a another load into the bag. Gave her a kiss and went up to join some of the other punters watching the game that had now started.

After watching some soccer (prefer my NRL) and downing another glass of wine, it was time to venture down. Lo and behold, there was Stella by herself in the big bedroom. I laid down next to her and started some DFK with her and I coyly reminded her that we had some unfinished business! She then started a glorious BBBJ that had Jr hard in no time again. There was no other guys in the room at this stage. And lo and behold, I then had Chanelle (the Cuban babe) join in. As Stella was working the tool, Chanelle started to lick my chest and suck my nipple. In a blink of an eye lid, Paloma has now started to suck on my left nipple, only to have Danielle come in to work on my balls! Jewels now entered the room and asked if I liked to have my arse played with. I was now game for anything, so she lubed a finger and inserted that up me! 5 sensational babes now in bed with me – I was in heaven! Now, I did promise Stella that I had unfinished business with her. Much as the opp of having 5 women on working on me was ecstasy, I knew I had one bullet left for the session. I told the girls that I now needed to get Jr to slide into Stella's amazing shaven pussy. In good spirits, they egged me on. I laid Stella on her back and started some deep thrusting. I braced her head against the wall with her long legs over my shoulder for maximum penetration. Before too long, this Russian princess sapped me dry. Wow – what an intense little session that was!

Some other punters came in for the last 20 mins of the party whilst I just laid on the bed to gather my breath and senses again. I was totally spent. But hello! Carolina (amazing Brazilian babe with the stunning enhanced rack on a petite frame) came and laid next to me and started to play with Jr. I told her that I have been through the spin cycle just then and I was in no shape to perform. She just snuggled next to me and kissed my neck whilst starting a slow wank. Thanks to the amazing Cialis, I was hard again. At this stage, I am starting to think I could go another round here! Alas. The 9pm bell rang and the party was over.

In summary, I went from start to finish with 6 of the most amazing women. Blew my mind from top to toe. I only wished I was in London for a few more days as I would have definitely gone back. Can't help but think that for 140 sterling ($250 AUD) what great value it was compared to what that would get you here in Sydney.

Thanks to Lady M for a good show and I can't wait to get back to London again for more.

Emma Xxx
07-20-10, 22:38
Thanks to Lady M for a good show and I can't wait to get back to London again for more.Hi hun

WOW great review and thank you for taking time to write it. And thank you for emailing me the other link.

Hope you are back in London soon to join us all to party LMP style!!!

till next time take care and see you soon.

hugs and kisses

Emma,

xx

Member #4655
08-07-10, 03:52
Have not posted for some time and having just renewed my subs for another 12 months felt it was time to contribute again.

In London for a few days and decided to check out LMP. Rang them and discovered they had 3 parties a day each for 2 hours first at 11. This info was all in the Forum but wanted to make a booking and did.

It was MILF Monday! Discount price of 120 normal rate 140. Lancaster Gate location was walking distance from my Hotel. I waited until 1/4 to 11 then down the stairs to the basement entrance. Escorted though the first room, one big bed, probably a Queen and a single then down a corridor to the change room. Another sheepish punter already in his bath robe on the way to have his shower. Put my valuables in an envelope, wrote my name on it, sealed it and handed it over. Had a quick shower then went upstairs to the lounge to wait for the appointed hour of 11. Nicely set up modern flat with wine beer and some nibbles available.

Spot on 11 the girls came in. Sure they were MILFs but there were some lookers and they all had great personality and charm.

There were 5 milfs and 10 guys. We bolted down the stairs and got active. Fantastic scene, naked women everywhere and lots of horny guys. Those that could not find a spare pussy took advantage of the willing mouths and hands the girls made available. BBBJ is standard. I came fast then retried upstairs. Not for long tho’ the girls who were free kept appearing at the top of the stairs asking, no demanding we go back down.

It was a great couple of hours and the blokes were relaxed and easy to chat to for the most part.

Back to the hotel and I immediately started thinking about going on the next day, the Tuesday. If MILF Monday was hot imagine what the first team would look like.

I went along to the middle session this time. Same format warmly welcomed back by the management team, shower, robe, upstairs for a wine sitting in a semi-circle of anxious guys. This time the girls sat with us upstairs. The atmosphere was a bit stilted, a bit like a sporting team before the kick off! Well the whistle went and we were off this time I made sure I cut out my favourite early and gave her a hammering. A beautiful Brazilian girl her name escapes me. I had a great time again 2 hours of sex and sucking and great voyeur opportunities everywhere.

Back to the hotel to extend my London stay so I could front up again to LMP! If this is sexual addiction I have it bad! Went to 11 o’clock party again, I like the idea of getting the girls at the start of the day. With 6-7 girls and 12 or so guys and three parties they do an enormous amount of fucking in the day (do the maths based on 3 or 4 pops each guy times say 6 girls times 3 parties). The amazing thing is they are so good natured and friendly and the management and staff are constantly making sure everybody has what they need, wether that is a pussy to work on a mouth or a chair to sit in or a drink and a piece of pizza to recover with.

Well day 3 was the best of the lot. I sat upstairs with the guys and the girls and wondered at the great value I was getting for my 140 pounds. I spotted Pamela a beautiful English blonde; wearing stockings and black lingerie she looked perfect sitting on the hard backed chair waiting for the start. I heard her tell the guy next to her it was her first day. Ears and Todgers perked up around the room!

The punter sitting next to lovely Pam grabbed her form the starting blocks and went hard and fast. Naked she was even more gorgeous, firm medium sized tits a light tan. But after 2 previous days I knew all I had to do was wait. In the meantime I fucked a charming Brazilian girl to take the top off things.

I was heading upstairs for a revive when I saw Pamela come out of the second room. She was headed upstairs but I herded her back to a vacant bed. Her BBBJ was sublime I lay there having just cum but enjoying it no end.

A heavily muscled young Brit came over and put his dick into her mouth. By this stage I was screwing her but my poor old slug was struggling to keep upright having cum so recently. The distraction of the big guy was too much. No problem I tapped the guy on the shoulder and told him he would probably do her more justice than me at least for the next 15 minutes. He happily climbed on board and started pounding her.

Well after a beer and some cheese I was ready for action went down cut out Pam and completed the business great stuff.

Without spending any longer on this report I can say I then tagged another great looking girl from Brazil bringing my score to 3 big O’s. I was happy to rest until the final hooter. I was lying on a single bed with a Jamaican girl (name escapes me) velvet skin and great body. She enthusiastically tried to get me up again and half succeeded but the beauty of LMP is you feel no pressure it’s like a breakfast smorgasbord it’s all available so why rush.

15 minutes to go and suddenly I got my mojo back. I was as surprised as she was. I shot my final LMP load for this trip into the black velvet right on closing time. Brilliant, for an older gentleman (51) I had cum 4 times and had my old boy inside 6 different pussys in two hours. Guys this stuff keeps you young!!

The MP team are great, some guys feel a bit shy at the thought of gearing off and fucking in front of others but the atmosphere is great and the girls are the secret ingredient.

Can’t wait for my next European trip.

Max

Emma Xxx
08-08-10, 13:00
Have not posted for some time and having just renewed my subs for another 12 months felt it was time to contribute again.

In London for a few days and decided to check out LMP. Rang them and discovered they had 3 parties a day each for 2 hours first at 11. This info was all in the Forum but wanted to make a booking and did.

It was MILF Monday! Discount price of 120 normal rate 140. Lancaster Gate location was walking distance from my Hotel. I waited until 1/4 to 11 then down the stairs to the basement entrance. Escorted though the first room, one big bed, probably a Queen and a single then down a corridor to the change room. Another sheepish punter already in his bath robe on the way to have his shower. Put my valuables in an envelope, wrote my name on it, sealed it and handed it over. Had a quick shower then went upstairs to the lounge to wait for the appointed hour of 11. Nicely set up modern flat with wine beer and some nibbles available.

Spot on 11 the girls came in. Sure they were MILFs but there were some lookers and they all had great personality and charm.

There were 5 milfs and 10 guys. We bolted down the stairs and got active. Fantastic scene, naked women everywhere and lots of horny guys. Those that could not find a spare pussy took advantage of the willing mouths and hands the girls made available. BBBJ is standard. I came fast then retried upstairs. Not for long tho’ the girls who were free kept appearing at the top of the stairs asking, no demanding we go back down.

It was a great couple of hours and the blokes were relaxed and easy to chat to for the most part.

Back to the hotel and I immediately started thinking about going on the next day, the Tuesday. If MILF Monday was hot imagine what the first team would look like.

I went along to the middle session this time. Same format warmly welcomed back by the management team, shower, robe, upstairs for a wine sitting in a semi-circle of anxious guys. This time the girls sat with us upstairs. The atmosphere was a bit stilted, a bit like a sporting team before the kick off! Well the whistle went and we were off this time I made sure I cut out my favourite early and gave her a hammering. A beautiful Brazilian girl her name escapes me. I had a great time again 2 hours of sex and sucking and great voyeur opportunities everywhere.

Back to the hotel to extend my London stay so I could front up again to LMP! If this is sexual addiction I have it bad! Went to 11 o’clock party again, I like the idea of getting the girls at the start of the day. With 6-7 girls and 12 or so guys and three parties they do an enormous amount of fucking in the day (do the maths based on 3 or 4 pops each guy times say 6 girls times 3 parties). The amazing thing is they are so good natured and friendly and the management and staff are constantly making sure everybody has what they need, wether that is a pussy to work on a mouth or a chair to sit in or a drink and a piece of pizza to recover with.

Well day 3 was the best of the lot. I sat upstairs with the guys and the girls and wondered at the great value I was getting for my 140 pounds. I spotted Pamela a beautiful English blonde; wearing stockings and black lingerie she looked perfect sitting on the hard backed chair waiting for the start. I heard her tell the guy next to her it was her first day. Ears and Todgers perked up around the room!

The punter sitting next to lovely Pam grabbed her form the starting blocks and went hard and fast. Naked she was even more gorgeous, firm medium sized tits a light tan. But after 2 previous days I knew all I had to do was wait. In the meantime I fucked a charming Brazilian girl to take the top off things.

I was heading upstairs for a revive when I saw Pamela come out of the second room. She was headed upstairs but I herded her back to a vacant bed. Her BBBJ was sublime I lay there having just cum but enjoying it no end.

A heavily muscled young Brit came over and put his dick into her mouth. By this stage I was screwing her but my poor old slug was struggling to keep upright having cum so recently. The distraction of the big guy was too much. No problem I tapped the guy on the shoulder and told him he would probably do her more justice than me at least for the next 15 minutes. He happily climbed on board and started pounding her.

Well after a beer and some cheese I was ready for action went down cut out Pam and completed the business great stuff.

Without spending any longer on this report I can say I then tagged another great looking girl from Brazil bringing my score to 3 big O’s. I was happy to rest until the final hooter. I was lying on a single bed with a Jamaican girl (name escapes me) velvet skin and great body. She enthusiastically tried to get me up again and half succeeded but the beauty of LMP is you feel no pressure it’s like a breakfast smorgasbord it’s all available so why rush.

15 minutes to go and suddenly I got my mojo back. I was as surprised as she was. I shot my final LMP load for this trip into the black velvet right on closing time. Brilliant, for an older gentleman (51) I had cum 4 times and had my old boy inside 6 different pussys in two hours. Guys this stuff keeps you young!!

The MP team are great, some guys feel a bit shy at the thought of gearing off and fucking in front of others but the atmosphere is great and the girls are the secret ingredient.

Can’t wait for my next European trip.

MaxHi Max

It was lovely to meet you and thank you for such a nice report. If I can point out one little thing. Our first party starts at 1pm, not 11. Wouldn't want guys turning up when we weren't dressed, would we?

I am glad you had such a good time and look forward to your next visit.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xxx

Nille Copenhagen
08-16-10, 00:47
My first LMP double parties

Thursday 12th August 4-6pm and Friday 13th August 1-3pm

Firstly a big thanks to Lady them and Chris for hosting and even bigger thanks to all the lovely sexy ladies for their enthusiasm:

Chelsea, Yolanda, Antonia, Chanelle, Emily, Lena, Monique, Gabriella, Jasmine, Rafiella, Carolina, Charli, Tina

So here is my story:

I've read a lot about Lady Marmalade Parties here at the LMP forum and on ISG forum, so I decided to give it a try. I've been to London may times but regrettably I've not heard about LMP before lately.

I had two 2 things on my agenda for this visit.

Firstly my plan was to stay in London for 2 days, just to experience the world famous Lady Marmalade Parties.

Secondly my purpose was writing a review on the Danish forum, to share my experience at the LMP and encourage other Danes and Scandinavian fellows to visit LMP.

I booked my flight from Copenhagen to London Heathrow. In the beginning I was aiming for the 1-3pm party, but since I landed at 12:30 and not to be too stressed, I decided to book the 4-6pm party in advance.

After a quick check-in to my hotel, I had a quick nap and rushed to LMP.

When I arrived at Lancaster Gate I phoned Lady them, who gave me the directions and I found the place easily. Greeted by Chris.

I got inside 7 minutes past the hour, so I apologise for my late arrival, I wasn't sure if I was at the right place as the apartment was very discreet and nice. Who would thought wild parties are held here.

Lady them showed me the changing room; I took a shower and was ready to play.

Since this was my debut at LMP. I took a quick look in all the rooms to check out the ladies and the action.

CHELSEA caught my first attention. This lady is so beautiful and hot. She was busy with a lucky guy; they seemed to have a good time, so I didn't bother them.

I totally agreed that the ladies looked far better than the pictures on the website.

It is not my style to describe all the dirty details I did with the ladies, so I'll just describe my interactions briefly with the highlights I could remember. As you all probably know things always get a bit blurry after the party.

CHANELLE invite me to play, I lay down so she could perform a long, great BJ with her pierced tongue and it felt great.

She commented on my nice perfume and asked what it was; I smiled and said Chanel (which was true Chanel Allure Sport)

I relaxed and enjoyed CHANELLE's lovely mouth work; I needed that after a quite hectic journey that morning.

After a while I we had sex in several positions, lucky me I got her all for myself as the other guys were busy elsewhere.

I went for a shower and rested upstairs, I chatted briefly with Chris and the guys.

I went again downstairs and spotted CHELSEA with a guy between her legs. I introduced myself a semi hard on and she started a marvellous BJ on me, then the guy left and I had great sex with her, later another fellow joined in and she did her best to please us.

CHELSEA asked CHANELLE to turn on the fan as it was getting hot with this Ménage à trois (threesome), I commented on the heat situation and said she was so hot! She smiled and replies "I'm so hot. " (Literally)

Later I partied with ANTONIA, she gave me a great BJ and then I did her doggy style. She needed at rest and YOLANDA took over, I had some more BJ and great sex with YOLANDA.

When the party was over I learned that ANTONIA was wearing glasses, so I complimented her, how sexy she looks with glasses on, she smiled and replied that next time she could wear them when we are having sex, very nice.

CHELSEA+ANTONIA

Only 20 minutes left. I found CHELSEA in the "love swing thing". ANTONIA was on her knee next to love swing, she gave two guys a nice BJ + HJ. I had hot sex with CHELSEA in the love swing while she BJ a guy. This scene was really, really hot. Like it was taking from a hardcore porn movie. I wished I could tape it

Lady them also thought it was hot and said she haven't seen the love swing being so crowded for some time.

Almost times up, all the guys had left the scene, I was left alone with CHELSEA, she did her best to finish me with a knee trembling BJ while still hanging in the love swing, and I was like Tarzan hanging in the frame of the love swing because my knees were trembling. Unfortunately I didn't have more juice/cum in me by the time the party ended.

I helped CHELSEA get out of the love swing and we made a rendez vous for a next party.

I got a shower, got dressed, got a glass of Pepsi, I made my exit with a big smile and great feeling inside.

And I promised to be back tomorrow for another great party with

GABRIELLA, JASMINE, RAFIELLA, CAROLINA, CHARLI, TINA, ANTONIA

To be to be continued.

I'll write a review of the Friday party 1-3pm when I have more time.

I can only say it was even better than my first party as I now know the drill and I was more relaxed and focused.

Some reflections:

Actually I realised I could barely walk after my 1st LMP so I hobbled over to Hyde Park and sad down on the bench for a while to gather my strength and thoughts. I was now back to the real world. But when I close my eyes I saw all the great sex I had with the lovely ladies at LMP.

The party atmosphere was very hot and exciting but at the same time very chilled out. The other attending guys were all very cool and were in a good mood. I really like the party atmosphere at the LMP. And it can only be better when you get to know the ladies and the regular guys. You're all right about the LMP addiction; I'll be back soon.

Take care and have a really nice holiday to all at LMP.

PS: Next time I might drag some more Danes with me.

Someone got to go first and report it on the Danish forum.

It's a dirty job but someone got to do it and that someone is lucky me.

Emma Xxx
08-16-10, 09:55
Hi Nille

It was lovely to meet you and thank you for posting such a lovely report.

I look forward to your next visit and I know the girls will be very happy if you bring lots of your friends with you.

As you mentioned in your article, we are closing for summer vacation after the parties on Friday 20th August and we will be open again on Monday 6th September.

Thanks to everyone for their support and see you later in the year.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xxx

Andypandara
08-16-10, 21:41
Thanks to everyone for their support and see you later in the year.Emma, I will definitely be seeing you later in the year, probably October 20 & 25

PeeTeePeet
08-18-10, 13:15
CHANELLE invite me to play, I lay down so she could perform a long, great BJ with her pierced tongue and it felt great.

She commented on my nice perfume and asked what it was; I smiled and said Chanel (which was true Chanel Allure Sport)Very original, very nice

Great FR.


I went again downstairs and spotted CHELSEA with a guy between her legs. I introduced myself a semi hard on and she started a marvellous BJ on me, then the guy left and I had great sex with her, later another fellow joined in and she did her best to please us.Wow, does the girl not clean herself up between different woodies? You mean the other guy was in her, and he pulled out and you got in? And then the third bloke went in after you went out? All without a clean up in between? Sounds pretty gross for those of us not into group sex. Licking the other guys saliva off her boobs, and gunning into the tunnel without a cleanup. I was pretty impressed with LMP reviews, until I read this. Please let me know if I misinterpreted your summary, but what you mentioned sounds more like a gangbang.

Can someone enjoy LMP if hygiene concerns are of pre-eminence e. G. Like at a German FKK where the women will clean up and/or shower between sessions.

I have nothing against this per se, but just clarifying before visiting as this would not work for my sense of hygiene. Can someone please clarify?

Thanks,

Pete

Emma Xxx
08-18-10, 17:03
very original, very nice

great fr.

wow, does the girl not clean herself up between different woodies? you mean the other guy was in her, and he pulled out and you got in? and then the third bloke went in after you went out? all without a clean up in between? sounds pretty gross for those of us not into group sex. licking the other guys saliva off her boobs, and gunning into the tunnel without a cleanup. i was pretty impressed with lmp reviews, until i read this. please let me know if i misinterpreted your summary, but what you mentioned sounds more like a gangbang.

can someone enjoy lmp if hygiene concerns are of pre-eminence e. g. like at a german fkk where the women will clean up and/or shower between sessions.

i have nothing against this per se, but just clarifying before visiting as this would not work for my sense of hygiene. can someone please clarify?

thanks,

pete

pete

i think if you read again, you will find that was referring to a guy giving her oral before nille joined in and had sex. nille would have been wearing a condom when he entered her and of course our girls freshen up regularly throughout the party.

anyone who has attended lmp will agree hygiene is of the highest priority and standards. we would not have been in operation for 6 years with such a good reputation where it not.

you have taken a section of a report, drilled into and drawn your own incorrect conclusions.

quite frankly, not only do you insult the party and the girls taking part but you also insult dozens of senior members of this forum who attend regularly and recommend us by implying that they are happy to accept poor hygene and standards.

we are not a 'gang bang' nor are we a 1 2 1 provider. we are a party where people attend to partake in group sex.


sounds pretty gross for those of us not into group sexone has to question why you are even considering visiting us when your opening paragraph contains this statement.

i would suggest that with exaggerated sense of hygiene and your opinion ofgroup sex you do not visit us as you will inevitably be unhappy about something. there are many escort agencies that can fulfil your needs better than us.

emma

Jan 156
08-18-10, 17:12
LMP is a civilised orgy, not a girl-for-hire or even a Partytreff situation. If you do not like the idea of an orgy, do not go. I would however say from my own experience that the standards of hygiene and cleanliness are of the highest.

If you are a fan of the German clubs, may I suggest you perhaps try to PM my friend Euro100 on this board, who is very well versed in both and can tell you some direct comparisons.

PeeTeePeet
08-23-10, 19:33
Pete,

We are not a 'gang bang' nor are we a 1 2 1 provider. We are a party where people attend to partake in group sex.

EmmaOk, since group sex as well as 1on1 action is available, so I presume then that the girl does go clean up and shower between sessions. Correct? Or is it that only guys have to shower betw sessions?

(can't tell from their website. The best info is available here from the seniors)

Thanks,

Peter

Wilts Boy
08-24-10, 21:38
ok, since group sex as well as 1on1 action is available, so i presume then that the girl does go clean up and shower between sessions. correct? or is it that only guys have to shower betw sessions? (can't tell from their website. the best info is available here from the seniors)thanks,

peter

peter,

i believe emma did answer this question in the earlier post. as mentioned the parties are not a series of 1-2-1's hence sometimes it is just not practical for a girl to have a shower between each "session", although clean wipes are definitely used if a shower is not possible. rest assured hygiene is of high importance and girls freshen up regularly throughout all parties, as so the guys.

if you still have concerns about this, i would suggest maybe parties might not be for you. however i would recommend to come along and make your own judgement.

wb

Nille Copenhagen
08-29-10, 16:35
Peter,

I believe Emma did answer this question in the earlier post. As mentioned the parties are not a series of 1-2-1's hence sometimes it is just not practical for a girl to have a shower between each "session", although clean wipes are definitely used if a shower is not possible. Rest assured hygiene is of high importance and girls freshen up regularly throughout all parties, as so the guys.

If you still have concerns about this, i would suggest maybe parties might not be for you. However i would recommend to come along and make your own judgement.

WBThe ladies do showers and wet wipes are used on dicks and pussies as well, and the guys are using condoms for FS.

If you like DATY try to be the first on the spot and be the first to give DATY.

If you don't like DATY on a lady, because another guy had just done it on her, then just fuck her instead, I do so if I don't feel like eaten her out.

One concern is the BBBJ, you can always ask for CBJ if you are worry.

At the German FKK scene the risks is about the same as the ladies provide BBBJ. So no diff. between parties or not.

Nille

Copenhagen
09-16-10, 07:14
I visited LMP for the first time this Monday.

5-6 girls were present and about 8-9 guys.

The girls were not excatly the ones pictured on their website. But the quality was amazingly high. Nice, happy and talkative girls from Brazil, Poland, Russia and other countries. We truly had fun. Laughing, kissing, playing and fucking. BBBJ was certainly on the menu. Even the hosts of Indian origin were attractive and showed great hospitality.

Thanks for a wonderful experience.

I hope to return some day.

/CPH

Nille Copenhagen
09-16-10, 08:34
I visited LMP for the first time this Monday.

5-6 girls were present and about 8-9 guys.

The girls were not excatly the ones pictured on their website. But the quality was amazingly high. Nice, happy and talkative girls from Brazil, Poland, Russia and other countries. We truly had fun. Laughing, kissing, playing and fucking. BBBJ was certainly on the menu. Even the hosts of Indian origin were attractive and showed great hospitality.

Thanks for a wonderful experience.

I hope to return some day.

/CPHHi CPH,

Only 9 guys, you had to work hard on the ladies.

I'm glad you made it to LMP, Monday is MILF party, you should try the other
days, the girls are amazing.

Yes the hosts TnT are wonderful. Whenever I'm in London at I have to drop by LMP :)

See you around.

Nille

Egathetos
09-18-10, 00:28
So, some more feedback on LMP ladies, albeit just over a month late

Lena

I just have to start with this gem. By far, the best blowjob I received in my life. It was just incomparable to the second best and it is such a pity that she is not available anymore. BTW, if anyone knows if she is working anywhere else, please please please let me know.

Chelsea

Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. I did not have a chance to play with her but I can't wait to do so in my next visit.

Emily

Did not, will not, could not. Maybe a lovely girl but possibly the worst looking among the LMP crowd, in my opinion. Not a body to inspire, and the face matches it. Having said that, I did not try her so I cannot comment on her skills.

Yolanda

Same as above

Antonia

Good looking, good skills, worth doing.

Jasmine

Cute girl, nice slim body. OK skills.

To wrap it up, Lena was a relevation and Chelsea is the one to go for next!

Wilts Boy
09-18-10, 09:41
Lena

BTW, if anyone knows if she is working anywhere else, please please please let me know.This is the 3rd time you have asked this on various forums, so judging by the lack of responses, have to assume she does not work elsewhere. Agree though a sad loss from LMP.


Emily

Did not, will not, could not. Maybe a lovely girl but possibly the worst looking among the LMP crowd, in my opinion. Not a body to inspire, and the face matches it. Having said that, I did not try her so I cannot comment on her skills.

Yolanda

Same as aboveWhilst every girl is not to everyoen's taste, these comments are very disrespectable to the girls involved. Most regulars who know these girls will confirm although not the most stunning (but still very pretty), their actions more than make up for this... great party girls.

Egathetos
09-19-10, 01:45
Well, this is a site where people submit their personal opinions about sex providers. We do not have to agree with each other.

I cannot see how saying that in a group of sex providers 2 are the worst looking, is disrespectful. Or saying that someone is very pretty is respectful.

As far as I am concerned, I do not find these two ladies attractive or sexy. They are not a reason I'd go back to LMP but other ladies may be.

I hope that this clarifies my posting and I consider this matter closed.

Sir Punt
10-02-10, 16:41
I have been seeing WG on and off for a few years now. I have thought about attending a party before but have been kinda put off. My hesitation is due to not being a greek god down below and not having a long staying power. Does this matter at parties? My main concern would be the other guys taking the p*ss or does no one give a damn?

Jan 156
10-02-10, 17:55
I have been seeing WG on and off for a few years now. I have thought about attending a party before but have been kinda put off. My hesitation is due to not being a greek god down below and not having a long staying power. Does this matter at parties? My main concern would be the other guys taking the p*ss or does no one give a damn?
Dear Sir Punt

I am shocked to think you would imagine a mere mortal could enter the LMP Olympian heights. Please be assured that everyone must have a Grecian beard, rippling biceps, and in short, look like a champion javelin thrower of a bygone era. There is a minimum entrance requirement of a twelve inch dong - the ladies just can't be satisfied otherwise. When you come in, everyone will point at you and inspect your tackle to see if you are hiding anything.

We trust you are exactly 21yrs of age and probably drive a suitably very expensive car.

Regards

Puntmaster

ps if none of this appeals to you, just put your 'Grecian 2000' on like the rest of us, come to the basement fun rather than the heights, and try to make any young 'uns feel at home as the athletic and toned are in severe shortage. Nobody looks at men's bits, so I am just basing the 12" on what everyone tells me :D :D :D It's a short walk from the tube station in case your chauffeur has the day off . ;)

Graham111
10-17-10, 11:33
Attended my first LMP party last Saturday. What a great time! In 2 hours spent time with 6 of 7 ladies and was well attended and quite happy. Recommend highly for any monger to try at least once. High quality women and non-stop fun!

MumbaiCop
10-22-10, 16:01
very original, very nice

great fr.

wow, does the girl not clean herself up between different woodies? you mean the other guy was in her, and he pulled out and you got in? and then the third bloke went in after you went out? all without a clean up in between? sounds pretty gross for those of us not into group sex. licking the other guys saliva off her boobs, and gunning into the tunnel without a cleanup. i was pretty impressed with lmp reviews, until i read this. please let me know if i misinterpreted your summary, but what you mentioned sounds more like a gangbang.

can someone enjoy lmp if hygiene concerns are of pre-eminence e. g. like at a german fkk where the women will clean up and/or shower between sessions.

i have nothing against this per se, but just clarifying before visiting as this would not work for my sense of hygiene. can someone please clarify?

thanks,

peteif you are expecting the girl to have a soap bath and shower after a session with each guy this is not the place for you. girls usually service 8 to 10 guys in the 2 hour session atleast. you cannot expect her to soap the body and pussy 8 to 10 times in the 2 hours. she does wash herself at regular intervals and ensures no fluid from earlier guy comes in contact with next guy.

even escorts at other places donot soap bath every session. to really clean oneself it is needed to soap bath whole body for atleast 10 to 15 mins. i wonder if any girl will do this except at the end of her day.

so best option for you is to avoid these places.

R The Man
10-23-10, 14:54
Looking forward to attending another party next week when I am in London again.

It's a great experience, complementary to that of the FKKs in Germany. Highly recommended if you haven't tried it yet.

R.

Francescoz
10-25-10, 03:57
Hi Guys,

I appreciate many times LMP, the best gentelman parties in London.

Unfortunately now I am in New York.

In my opinion is unbelivable that in a City as New York there aren't Gentelman Parties, but I don't find anything.

There are a lot of swinger club but I am worried about to loose my time and I need a Partner!.

Some suggestion for Gentalman Parties in New York?

Thanks

R The Man
10-25-10, 04:16
Looks like I'm booked in for the party on Tuesday. Anyone interested in meeting at the Swan for a beer prior?

R.

R The Man
10-27-10, 09:33
I always enjoy LMP when I pass through London, because the quality and fun are so consistent.

Had a great lineup yesterday, with lots of fun girls. Several newbie blokes were there, but it wasn't crowded, so there was lots of 2 on 1 and 3 on 1 girl action available. I had a particularly nice time with Rafiella, a sweet Brazilian who unfortunately is in her last week there. But having Jewels, Chanelle and Tiffany all working me over really makes for remarkable memories.

I asked Tiffany Kingston why she had two names, and she said it's her porn stage name. Not being a porn aficionado I wasn't able to say that I had seen any of her work, but she has a spectacular body, so perhaps someone out there can speak to her film prowess.

Props again to Emma and gang for the wonderful party. Looking forward to my next visit.

R.

Lovely Dick70
10-29-10, 06:04
Visited LMP on 21 & 22 and this being my first trip to LMP, I was delighted and must say the ambience and the overall experience is quite unique.

Jasmine made the start and was the perfect beginner. Emma helped me relax and helped understand my own sensuality.

I must say that I enjoyed all of them whether it was Tiffany or Jewels or Nicole or Julia. It was certainly a memorable experience which will amke me hooked on to them whenever I visit London.

Regards,

LD

Jan 156
11-18-10, 21:29
I have read so many interesting reports in this thread and for my curiosity can any one tell me how these girls are protected from HIV as they are having sex with many people daily. I love this place and really hope I will be able to attend to a party very soon.

Cheers!
Hi Andy - Have you been with working girls at all? I don't think LMP girls have sex with more people than other escorts. (Check their rotas for instance.) But it is, if you don't mind me saying so, a rather silly question (the answer is condoms) and rather a rude one as well. I seem to remember someone asked it a while back and Emma was a tad put out. LMP has the highest standards of hygeine and luxurious cleanliness. They might well ask how you protect yourself as you have sex with so many prostitutes. Get a grip. Practice safe sex like everyone else. And you'll be welcome at LMP.

Jojosun
11-25-10, 21:29
Hi,

Does anyone know what day the LMP Christmas party is scheduled this year?

Also, when does LMP close for the holidays?

Thanks!Checked your profile. You have been a member here for nearly 6 and half years.

To your credit, you only have 3 questions in all this time.

Where is your feedback?

Get off your arse, and put some feedback here before you pop up here asking people to do the work for you.

Emma Xxx
11-25-10, 22:30
Why don't you do the Obvious?

Just Phone them Pm them.

LMPHi Guys

Hope you are all well. Thank you for the various comments over the past while. Sorry I have not been on to thank you individually but with Moss being absent, I don't have as much free time as I used to.

I have always been conscious of crossing the line between advertising and answering so without wishing to be rude, anyone interested can contact me by pm or alternatively, the information and contact details are on my website.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xxx

PS Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends
xx

Yowzer
11-27-10, 18:31
Hi Guys

Hope you are all well. Thank you for the various comments over the past while. Sorry I have not been on to thank you individually but with Moss being absent, I don't have as much free time as I used to.

I have always been conscious of crossing the line between advertising and answering so without wishing to be rude, anyone interested can contact me by pm or alternatively, the information and contact details are on my website.

Hugs and kisses

Emma

xxx

PS Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends

xxThank you lovely Emma. I did email you a few days back but may be it didn't go through. Will try again. Can't pm and can't call at a reasonable hour due to the time difference. Will you be posting the information on your website soon? The sooner the better so us fans from far far away land can plan our travels? What can I say. Look forward to it all year. Jealous of those lucky Londoners. Thanks!

Emma Xxx
11-28-10, 13:16
Will you be posting the information on your website soon? The sooner the better so us fans from far far away land can plan our travels? What can I say. Look forward to it all year. Jealous of those lucky Londoners. Thanks!Guyz,

I am going to simplify this.

Christmas time table

16th Dec. Christmas party 1pm-5pm and 7pm-9pm

22nd Dec. Last party date before Christmas closer

28th, 29th & 30th. Open from 1pm-5pm with options to stay for 2hr, 3hr or full 4hr

3rd Jan. Reopen

All details are on the forum http://www.Ladymarmaladeparties.com********viewforum/7/

Any further queries please email on enquiriesatladymarmaladeparties.com

Hugs and kisses

Emma xx

Jojosun
11-28-10, 13:54
Thank you lovely Emma. I did email you a few days back but may be it didn't go through. Will try again. Can't pm and can't call at a reasonable hour due to the time difference. Will you be posting the information on your website soon? The sooner the better so us fans from far far away land can plan our travels? What can I say. Look forward to it all year. Jealous of those lucky Londoners. Thanks!You can Pm Emma.

Yes you can, by buying a subscribtion here for US $ 19.95.

You have been a member here for 6 & half years, so you should know this by now.

Or Is this too much to such a Sophisticated international monger such as yourself?

Its not about being Lucky in London. Its about putting the Arm, leg work + money to get the expected Fun.

There is no such thing as a free Lunch in London or anywhere.

R The Man
12-01-10, 00:17
ok, guys, that was my best party ever! what an incredible lineup of girls, all superstars, and not so many guys because the snow kept them away. i got to start with a new girl, izabella, and what a talent! tight body, gorgeous face, wonderful attitude, sensual kissing and lots of bj followed by multiple positions. i almost forgot it was a party, because i could have monopolized her all night!

but a party it was, and the other girls were superb and so much fun. lots of 2 on 1's and 3 on 1's, with girl "sandwiches" and "pretzels" (use your imagination). i had an especially good time with vanessa and trinity, but being in yolanda's mouth while jodi was draped over my chest was pretty good too. and lorena - what sexy lips and spectacular breasts! special props to trinity, who gave it a real go at trying to give me one last pop at the end, when i was more than spent. she is really sweet.

okay, i'm still drooling. and the other blokes were good chaps. i was chatting about how fun the lmp parties are, really different from the german fkk clubs, and said aloud that i hadn't tried any other of the london parties. one of the local regulars said, "don't bother" and i have no doubt that he's right. thanks again to emma and dwayne, and i will be back again, next time i cum through london. cheers and enjoy, boys!

r.

Aibolit
12-07-10, 04:09
All,

Many thanks for the informative reports. Inspired by the reports and preparing for my first immersion into a wonderland of LMP, I have ventured into LMP website. Imaging my disappointment, when I saw the pictures of the "hostesses".

I imagined that they may not be beauties there, but hoped to find some young, slim, fresh bodies. Not a single one! All "hostesses" looked physically unappealing to me. I'm sure they're are great service providers, but I'm not turned on by old-looking flabby bodies. Sadly, I prefer 18-24 year olds with model-like slim frame and fresh beautiful faces.

Have I missed something? Perhaps, LMP is better suited for 60+ gentlement that are not particular about looks? Please advise.

This is no offence, by the way, to anyone who enjoys this caliber of "hostesses" - it's just my vanity that forces me to be aroused only by the sight of beauty.

Appreciate in advance any feedback.

Aibolit

Jan 156
12-07-10, 09:28
All,

Many thanks for the informative reports. Inspired by the reports and preparing for my first immersion into a wonderland of LMP, I have ventured into LMP website. Imaging my disappointment, when I saw the pictures of the "hostesses".

I imagined that they may not be beauties there, but hoped to find some young, slim, fresh bodies. Not a single one! All "hostesses" looked physically unappealing to me. I'm sure they're are great service providers, but I'm not turned on by old-looking flabby bodies. Sadly, I prefer 18-24 year olds with model-like slim frame and fresh beautiful faces.

Have I missed something? Perhaps, LMP is better suited for 60+ gentlement that are not particular about looks? Please advise.

This is no offence, by the way, to anyone who enjoys this caliber of "hostesses" - it's just my vanity that forces me to be aroused only by the sight of beauty.

Appreciate in advance any feedback.

Aibolit
Perhaps you accessed the Milf section accidentally?

I've rarely encountered anyone at LMP over 24 or who isn't slim.

Emma Xxx
12-07-10, 11:02
All,

Many thanks for the informative reports. Inspired by the reports and preparing for my first immersion into a wonderland of LMP, I have ventured into LMP website. Imaging my disappointment, when I saw the pictures of the "hostesses".

I imagined that they may not be beauties there, but hoped to find some young, slim, fresh bodies. Not a single one! All "hostesses" looked physically unappealing to me. I'm sure they're are great service providers, but I'm not turned on by old-looking flabby bodies. Sadly, I prefer 18-24 year olds with model-like slim frame and fresh beautiful faces.

Have I missed something? Perhaps, LMP is better suited for 60+ gentlement that are not particular about looks? Please advise.

This is no offence, by the way, to anyone who enjoys this caliber of "hostesses" - it's just my vanity that forces me to be aroused only by the sight of beauty.

Appreciate in advance any feedback.

AibolitHi,

I can only echo the postings of Chris and say that it appears you could only have made the briefest of ventures and looked at one section only before rushing on here to write your damning verdict. Had you looked at any other page on the site, you would have seen pictures of all the ladies, not just a section.

LMP offers two types of parties, the regular with young hostesses in their 20s and MILFs in their 30s. Both operate very successfully as not everyone is attracted to the same.

The reason this post angers me is that we have spent years building up a reputation and this poster spends a brief moment on our site and then posts on here not just insulting us but all the other members of ISG who have posted about us by calling them ‘ 60+ gentlement that are not particular about looks’

A word of advice to this ‘gentleman.’ When everyone is heading in one direction and you in the other, it might be wise to pause, think and then ask them a question without calling them all names!

Emma

Wilts Boy
12-08-10, 14:38
Perhaps you accessed the MILF section accidentally?

I've rarely encountered anyone at LMP over 24 or who isn't slim. I think even if he had accessed the MILF gallery he still would not have found the types of girls he describes. Maybe his standards are just TOO high for the rest of us mere mortals!

Jan 156
12-08-10, 19:42
if this guy does not like the LMP girls, I think he can say it, and we do not have to agree with him.I absolutely agree. But I think the annoyance was that he hadn't actually seen them. The photos were never (IMO) much of a guide to the girls. Not better or worse, just I would struggle to recognise them from the overly professional photos. But I left field reports on the basis of meeting them. I've also occasionally commented (on another forum) about how a regular escort girl might look a bit offputting or unattractive from a photo. We only have photos to go on before we decide to meet up after all. So don't judge the guy too harshly. There are plenty on here to vouch for the general high quality of LMP girls and I think it is done to be helpful, not in a sycophantic way.

I think there is a concern that, although LMP might still be top of the tree, it could get a tad blase with the success it rightly enjoys. I didn't enjoy my last party quite as much as the previous occasions as I felt some (not all) of the girls weren't as experienced at delivering the personal and ultimate 'LMP experience' I had become used to. Was it me perhaps? But Emma did say afterwards that there were several new girls on that day and it didn't put me off.

I have also noticed some disreputable techniques on various other forums by other party organisers that have a go at rubbishing LMP. That really must suck after a while. They usually appear with only one post or at least no track record of field reports. You have to judge a person's comments in the light of their comments in the industry generally over a period when there's doubt. If a person only says LMP is great and never does a comparative report of other mongering experiences, you'd probably be forgiven thinking that he was maybe a beginner. I think the same goes if someone just slags off one service provider. Doesn't carry the same weight, does it? Let's not make a mountain out of a molehill guys!

Christopherd

R The Man
12-09-10, 07:24
LMP Girls are very friendly and professionnal but people should know that they do not kiss, do not allow DATY, and not much hugging. They do OWO and covered penetration, and nothing else. That's absolutely fine, and probably best in the context of public sex, but I just mention it for those whio may be disappointing for not being offered kissing, touching hugging; Basically it is not GFE sex, it is sex.

I am not trying to attack a negative review, and if you check my reports you will see that I hobby all over the world and that I am not only an LMP fan.

But I can say for sure that this poster is wrong about what is available during the LMP experience. Of course, each party is different, just as each girl is different, but for sure DATY is usually available (although not my personal favourite, I have perved many a punter munching away at a party) and often (not always of course) DFK is available. Although the group part of the LMP is emphasized, I have often had quiet laying about and hugging with an LMP girl with a real GFE feel.

Just so the record is clear, there are lots of exciting experiences available with the girls.

R.

Euro100
12-09-10, 23:50
I imagined that they may not be beauties there, but hoped to find some young, slim, fresh bodies. Not a single one! All "hostesses" looked physically unappealing to me. I'm sure they're are great service providers, but I'm not turned on by old-looking flabby bodies. Sadly, I prefer 18-24 year olds with model-like slim frame and fresh beautiful faces.

Have I missed something? Perhaps, LMP is better suited for 60+ gentlement that are not particular about looks? Wow; you must have really discriminating tastes! If you cannot find "a single one" appealing girl on http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/, then I would really like you point me to a website where there are more appealing girls.

Of the girls currently on the website, I have had the pleasure of meeting. Monique, Lorena, Jasmine, Jodi, and Jewels. And not only do I think they look good in pictures, but they look perhaps even better in person. I would be honored to take them on a date outside the club.

Cheers.

Euro (who is barely 40+ and considers himself definitely picky when it comes to looks)

Aibolit
12-10-10, 06:00
All,

I have not anticipated to stir such a debate! While Emma's response is as predictable as the zeal of the used car salesman's eagerness to sell his lemon at all costs, I was quite charmed by the diverse responses of fellow punters to my post. Let me reiterate that my opinion was not intended to criticize neither LMP devotees, nor the fine LMP establishment (even though Emma's response extinguished its chances to be rated a classy one in my book).

Taste is certainly a very personal thing, so let my opinion of LMP girls not offend anyone at all. I actually envy friends who have wider preferances than I am. I agree with some of you that my tastes are quite narrowly defined. I regret to admit that my spirit (and flash) is inspired solely at the sight of utmost beauty. That is why the sight of flabby leggs that seem to be an attribute of every LMP girl disappointed me greatly. After reading some posts, I even took another close look at the photos (that's all I have to judge, before shedding some money). A look that confirmed my initial opinion. I even reviewed Jewels photo again. With this kind of "beaty" the concept of "ugly" should be redefined! As I'm a skeptic, I wouldn't visit a place with the strange hope that in person the ladies will be better than on pictures. Usually, it's the other way around. Again, no offence, just my personal taste.

All that said, it is quite possible that what I like cannot be found in LMP-like establishments (although, I really hoped this wouldn't be the case). Why would a 20 whyear old beauty with impeccable fresh face and long slim legs would want to partake in LMP activities? FKK in Germany offers stunners, even though FKK talent is also not top notch in my book. I've been able to find what excites me in FKKs, but the choice there is from 50 girls, so 1-2 of them often fit the bill.

To sum up. I can't be happier for all the good people here who enjoy LMP talent. I truly do and there should be more of such establishments (I hear Emma growling.). In fact, there should be many more! (I hear her barking now.). Sadly, for the few of us who are cursed with a very romanticized sense of beauty, FKK remains to be the place.

Best to all of you. Aibolit.

Excess
12-10-10, 10:18
Our Member Aibolit, the phrase that comes to mind is "YMMV".

Saying that I have to mention that Aibolit`s blanket dismissal of LMP is to my mind somewhat harsh as it seems solely based upon his review of the web page in question.

Personally, I have always favoured moving beyond glossy advertising and visiting the showroom to touch and smell the flowers or test drive the sleek new model.

Following, I have been disappointed or judged the purchase or experience as not worthy of repeating but more often than not I have enjoyed or relished the experience and product on offer in many venues and locations.

For me, my LMP`s visits, as but an example have resulted in the second outcome noted above and LMP adds for me to the wide range of delightful options that our hobby provides.

YMMV. But actually experiencing something does assist in coming to a better determination of where it fits in for you.

E.


All,

I have not anticipated to stir such a debate! While Emma's response is as predictable as the zeal of the used car salesman's eagerness to sell his lemon at all costs, I was quite charmed by the diverse responses of fellow punters to my post. Let me reiterate that my opinion was not intended to criticize neither LMP devotees, nor the fine LMP establishment (even though Emma's response extinguished its chances to be rated a classy one in my book).

Taste is certainly a very personal thing, so let my opinion of LMP girls not offend anyone at all. I actually envy friends who have wider preferances than I am. I agree with some of you that my tastes are quite narrowly defined. I regret to admit that my spirit (and flash) is inspired solely at the sight of utmost beauty. Best to all of you. Aibolit.

Wilts Boy
12-11-10, 00:10
Despite inference in an earlier post I am certainly no LMP sycophant, yes I attend on regular basis so do feel I know enough to correct or put right any misconceptions fellow posters might have. I have not been to any other party provider hence you note I will never make reference to any others or start to try and compare, will leave that to others who have been to other parties.

What I don't really understand people who just seem to troll around on this site, and then out of the blue post a response which is not based on any experience of a girl and / or place, and makes the judgement solely on some photo's them have seen on the web. I will agree a lot of the photo's don't do the girls justice (not just the LMP site I would hasten to add) , however in a lot of the cases the actually girls don't what better or clearer pictures of them, as they do have lives outside this business, so think we should respect that.

Aibolit – Can I ask what the whole purpose of your posts are here, if you been to one of the parties and then commented, people could treat you with a bit of credibility. And then to follow it up with particular nasty comments about individual girls is very low in my and probably a lot of others guys opinion.

DreamS. You seem to be backtracking on some of your earlier comments, if I am not mistaken you said all LMP girls 'do not kiss, do not allow DATY, and not much hugging. . , but I just mention it for those who may be disappointing for not being offered kissing, touching hugging' and this is clearly meant as all the time, now you are staying it just relates the last time your visited, make your mind up. A lot of the activities are at the discretion of the individual girls, so yes some don't allow kissing, and some don't like DATY, but there are also a fair number who do, so generalising like that is incorrect. A very interesting calculation of how much money you think LMP make, just a couple of points to correct:-

- Very rarely are parties full with 14 guests. This week was the first time in months have been to one with the full complement of 14 guys, and also been you a few in the past months where the girls have outnumbered the guys.

- You seem to have forgotten to factor in the girls money, or are they just doing it for the love of sex?

- They close for at least 3 weeks during each year.

- Am also sure that apartment does not come cheap either.

Yes it is run as a business (and wouldn't we all if we had thought of it before them!) but lets not exaggerate what sort of money they make.

R The Man
12-11-10, 03:49
Re: Wilts Boy.

I agree exactly with what Wilts Boy said!

Especially the part about a full complement of guys to girls. I've been to 5 parties over the past 2 years, and in all of them there were fewer (sometimes many fewer) than the maximum number of 14 guys.

What I would recommend is that guys give the parties a try. And then can comment on what they are like. You will NOT be disappointed! (unless you are expecting a 1 on 1 only GFE session. The fun part of the LMP is the group interaction!)

R.

Kristoffer
12-11-10, 09:22
I checked the site for the line-up, it looked promising so I booked a slot.

I got there and had a shower after that we all sat in a little tensed silence waiting for the start. I did a count in my head and I was missing a girl. 6 present instead of the named 7.

We all went down; still some guys arriving so I'the say we had 1 on 1 ratio to start with. That did increase after a while. I partied away; there was no long wait to get a go. Emma was walking around sheering on and checking that all had fun. We had some 3 on 1 action on at least 2 of the girls with them in the centre, focusing on there pleasure.

Through out the party people left and new arrived, but it never felt like a crowd.

Time flew and I had been with all the girls, some more than ones. I had really enjoyed myself, but now I started to miss the missing girl. She was one of them, I had been looking forward to party with, so I left prematurely.

But overall yet another god experience.

Kristoffer

Jan 156
12-11-10, 17:46
Dreams. "100 £ per girl per day". Is hardly a going rate for an hour, much less 6 hrs. I would be worried if they were only paid that (which they are obviously not). Such financial 'dreams' could get rather tawdry. Newbies please note that girls don't work every day either (before any more tabloid-style fiction spins out of control). Nice attempt to rubbish one of the finest British establishments though. And if that wasn't your aim, may I suggest it is time to move on? ISG is primarily to help punters find good paid sex opportunities. Not proliferate scare stories.

Jan 156
12-12-10, 15:57
I tried searching back my own Field Reports on LMP as I feel sure I have met Jewels and was quite impressed. Sorry I haven't got the hang of the new software search facilities probably. I seem to remember she was pretty top tier. Emma also has one or two established quality porn stars and that maybe gives some objective idea of looks. Top porn houses don't employ doggies gentlemen.

I couldn't find my FR, but I did come across Dreams slagging off Emma's operation in almost identical style two years ago. I wonder if he might be Steve from Pam's Parties? . No? Maybe a similar operation.

I've found beauties in Scotland, Australia, Argentina and Brasil. Just thinking offhand of my top five from more punts, from than I can recall. I haven't done FKK (Euro has though) and I've only flirted with German establishments. Some places (Thailand springs to mind) have quantity over quality. But in terms of establishments, I'd put LMP in my top five worldwide. And in terms of value for money it would probably come in at about number three, and that is largely down to currency exchange rates that give some (not all) South American establishments a head start when it comes to the provision of sheer luxury. If someone is providing a first class service and doing so with integrity, it seems churlish and counterproductive to carp about their theoretical earnings. LMP is not beyond criticism. One of the things that endeared it to me was its receptiveness to constructive and valid criticisms and reasonable attempts to satisfy my preferences after making them.

Intransit
12-19-10, 04:43
Where does one shoot on the OWO? Is it also CIM?

MumbaiCop
01-24-11, 13:21
I did not mean to get in all those details, but since you comment upon it, suggesting that I am stupid ebough not to have thought that the girls were being paid. Below is a beginner crash course in finacne management.

Turn over is the money the business make: revenues. Against this you have expenses.

Let's assume a 65 % "occupancy" rate. That is to say that, on average, there are about 10 guys per party. Turn over remains around 1 million pounds a year.

Factor in now the costs: essentially, girl's fees and rent. I can only make assumption there, but I would think anything between 50 and 100K Pounds for the rent. Say about 300 K for the girls (that is more than 100 £ per girl per day, Add 50 k for misc (food etc.) You are still left with a nice profit of roughly 500 k for the boss and the shareholders if there are some.). And if I got my assumptions wrong by, say. 50, that 's still eavers a profit of 250 K. And that is without discussing whetehr the 40% taxes that I would pay on this amount if I was earning it, is actually pais here. Not my nusiness, I don't want an answer.

I find it very "funny" that you can't say ANYTHING which is not 120% positive without being sort of accused of whatever. Even comments which aere actually positive, such as my view that this is business very well run, (a comnpliment, normally). Is construed as an attackk. Sorry, but this is sycophancy.

I described what happened to me on that specific MILF party and certainly did not generalise. I just informed others that it is what can happen. Still waiting for others to say how often that got DATY and DFK, but more than happy to accept their own comment.

Anyway, I'll get out of this useless discussion. That will not stop me to wish all the best to Emma and her staff, and, of course, to go back to visit them! IThere are 7 girls per party. I doubt any girl would allow a gangbang for 3 sessions of 2 hours for 100 pounds. They would earn much more as indie escorts. A girl will be paid abouts 400-500 pounds for this 6 hours work. (Your calculation of 100 pounds for 6 hours comes to 16 pound per hour which is certainly very close to minimum wages). So the girls will be paid 600K to 800K per year. This leaves very little and decent margin for them. I think if Emma and moss made millions they could be in private jet by now otherwise.

Praj4
01-30-11, 13:51
Is it recommended or good practice that I visit LMP with 1 x 100mg tab consumed? Will it help me to increase the count / staying power? Sr or emma pl comment

Praj4
01-30-11, 13:55
As promised, here is a review of my visit to a Lady Marmalade's party about 2 weeks ago.

! She started an amazing BBBJ and amazingly (thanks Cialis!) I was semi hard again.

Thanks to Lady M for a good show and I can't wait to get back to London again for more. That means you took Cialis / Viagra! In fact this prompted me to put up that question below

Lovely Dick70
01-30-11, 14:40
That means you took Cialis / Viagra! In fact this prompted me to put up that question belowHi.

I don't think Cialis / Viagra is required.

I had the same apprehensions about self when I first visited LMP.

But on my second I was amazed at my staying power.

Enjoy the fun and EMMA is quite gud at keeping the fun alive.

Have fun.

LD

Praj4
02-03-11, 11:51
Hi Emma

Is anal practised / allowed by the lady at LMP? Just curious

Emma Xxx
02-04-11, 08:40
Hi Emma

Is anal practised / allowed by the lady at LMP? Just curiousHi,

We do not consider anal a party thing so it does not happen at parties.

Moss

Wilts Boy
02-04-11, 11:42
Hi Emma

Is anal practised / allowed by the lady at LMP? Just curiousThis is one of few things which is off-limits, as it is not deemed a party activity. Most other services are at each girls discretion.

Kristoffer
03-29-11, 19:48
I arrived and showered and felt ready for a party.

To start with I got the feeling it was busy, when I looked around I realized it was because only 5 girls was present, Lisa was running late. This was my 3rd Saturday party with 6 girls instead of the advertised 7. This time it did not bother me though, they all really aimed to please.

I started to play with Paloma, it was great as usual. I then continued with Vanessa and time for the day's first pop. Then it was time for the beautiful doll Jennifer, she is so sweet and it was as good as the last time. I then got together with Monique, a very horny girl. We would play on many occasions through out the day, my first time with her and I would very much like to get the chance for a repeat. Now it was time for Lisa and we had some fun.

The party was not even half way, so it was time for round 2 with a lot of pussy licking and more fun. Now it was getting really slow and for close to an hour I was the only guy partying. Me and 6 girls in one bed and they all focused on me. This visit is my best by far, there was a lot of kissing and the girls were very sweet. During the hole party Jasmine was going around and tempting us.

/Kristoffer

Slavophile
04-14-11, 03:12
I noticed Lorena's posted pictures have changed. Is this the same Lorena as we all know and love? I haven't been in awhile. I know she left and then was back.

I was describing her to a fellow monger and his response was,"Well, some guys are into a certain type of girl and others into another type." My reply was no mate,"Lorena is the kind of girl that is every man's type." I seriously never seen someone so naturally curvy and beautiful. It's like God cut her out of marble.

I always enjoy my time at LMP and I do not know where they find such beautiful and sexy ladies. Heaven is definitely missing a few angels.

I was in the Prague and was talking to some Polish bloke who loves what LMP does so much, he says he wants to try and create something similar in Warsaw, he's calling his parties Le Moulin Rouge. As I said, often imitated, never duplicated.

Emma Xxx
04-14-11, 20:53
I noticed Lorena's posted pictures have changed. Is this the same Lorena as we all know and love? I haven't been in awhile. I know she left and then was back.

I was describing her to a fellow monger and his response was,"Well, some guys are into a certain type of girl and others into another type." My reply was no mate,"Lorena is the kind of girl that is every man's type." I seriously never seen someone so naturally curvy and beautiful. It's like God cut her out of marble.

I always enjoy my time at LMP and I do not know where they find such beautiful and sexy ladies. Heaven is definitely missing a few angels.

I was in the Prague and was talking to some Polish bloke who loves what LMP does so much, he says he wants to try and create something similar in Warsaw, he's calling his parties Le Moulin Rouge. As I said, often imitated, never duplicated.Hi Slav,

Thank you for your kind words.

I can confirm that there is one and one only Lorena, just new pictures. You are correct that she did take a break but is now back partying with us.

I hope to see you at a future party.

Hugs and kisses.

Emma.

Xx.

PS we are closed from Monday 18th April through until Tuesday 3rd May for Easter vacation

BMz69
05-07-11, 06:47
Decided to try out an LM afternoon party while I was in London a few weeks back. There were 8 girls there and about 5-6 guys max including me. It was easy to find following their directions and arrived on time. I easily had the attention of 2 girls most of the time and during the second hour after some of the other guys had left, at one time I was involved with 6 of them at once in some form or fashion. A definite first. Isabel Dean found her place with / in me and I found my place with / on Izabella. Both to great satisfaction several times over. Yolanda, Jasmine, and Rafiella (hope I'm remembering this right) were also great. While you won't find yourself a 10 here, the women are all attractive and you're likely to find at least one or two who suit your style. They are all very approachable and made a first timer feel very welcome and quickly at ease in my first orgy environment. Do save some energy for the 2nd hour as you may have more options as some of the early arrivals wear out and leave. I plan on visiting again next time I'm in London.

PeeTeePeet
05-14-11, 01:39
Have any of you guys met co-workers or bosses when visiting? Can you find out who the other guests are in advance to make sure you don't end up there on the same day as your boss.

Or is the party completely anonymous? Been thinking of trying out LMP for a while, but this is a concern.

Thanks

Tomm Boyytoyy
05-14-11, 02:07
My stop in London nex week must include some time iwth Emma and her girls! But there is no posted sched for Monday? Does that mean its not open every day, or is it just this week? I arrive on Sunday and leave Mon night. Please help!

Tommie

Kristoffer
05-14-11, 06:54
It used to be MILF Mondays, but that is now canceled. We are back with Tuesday to Saturday for parties.

Kristoffer

Wilts Boy
05-14-11, 10:50
have any of you guys met co-workers or bosses when visiting? can you find out who the other guests are in advance to make sure you don't end up there on the same day as your boss.

or is the party completely anonymous? been thinking of trying out lmp for a while, but this is a concern.

thanksi think you will find no party provider will even tell you number of guests attending let alone names of guests already booked in, and also how many of those guest are actually using their real name? .

agree with dreams, if by a small miracle you do meet someone you know, they are just as likely to be embarrassed and you, so both in the same boat. if it is a still a major concern maybe best sticking to the 1-2-1's instead, bt would recommend you at least give them a go.

Jojosun
05-14-11, 11:41
It used to be MILF Mondays, but that is now canceled. We are back with Tuesday to Saturday for parties.

/KristofferNot blowing my own trumpet, but I don't normally go for MILFS, as I can get a lot of them on a freebie basis.

Tried the MILF party at LMP few weeks ago, and I was converted.

Had a great time. Lovely ladies, eager to please.

I was hoping to keep it a secret, by not directing traffic there on a Monday.

But alas. All good things come to an end.

Hope someone thinks of a similar theme for a Monday.

BionicMan
05-14-11, 14:15
have any of you guys met co-workers or bosses when visiting? can you find out who the other guests are in advance to make sure you don't end up there on the same day as your boss.

or is the party completely anonymous? been thinking of trying out lmp for a while, but this is a concern.

thanksi am pretty sure what happens in lmp (as anywhere) stays in lmp.

as wiltsboy put, the "embarassment" will be both ways and the boss will have more to loose. trust me.

i had ichts out with the ceo of my company (a huge corporate) , not in the sense of mongering nights, but sufficient to create complicity (and ttrsut from hom, of course)

my boss saw some photos of me with a ktv lady (damned collegue who handed them over "on request"! lol) but this never has been a problem on my business and i progressed in salaries and bonuses from him, regardless of the fun he knew i have on my trips. he only laughed and said "i am sure you will follow my requests" but it was more as a joke than a threaten.

it is the usual story: if for whatever reason somebody sees me in a mongering bar he should first explain why he is there too! lol.

don't woory mate, and have fun.

but. how comes do you fear to meet your boss? is he mongering?

Emma Xxx
05-14-11, 20:11
have any of you guys met co-workers or bosses when visiting? can you find out who the other guests are in advance to make sure you don't end up there on the same day as your boss.

or is the party completely anonymous? been thinking of trying out lmp for a while, but this is a concern.

thankshi hun.

what more can i say its been said aptly by both dreams and wilts boy.

hugs and kisses.

emma.

xx