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Kosher Kowboy

01-02-18, 18:02

Jessica: One of the 3 Bulgarian girls, always hangs out with Erika and Nelly at back of club, similar thrashy look to the other 2, nice session, came very quickly though as first session of the day, maybe a repeat. Next 4 girls all Romanian.

Susi: Says she doesn't want cigarettes as other member bringing for her!

EMA: Blonde haired girl with tanned skin, early 20's, I estimate she was getting 4 rooms to every 1 room all the other girls were getting, i although she is a looker.

Anais: I have had my eye on Anais for a while, but for some reason I just never got around to room with her.

Nico: she whispers "Kein Spritzer Inner" .I need to try Jessy (and of course another round of dumpster diving in to the other two from Bulgaria, perhaps together)

I liked EMA, did her 3-4 times but afraid she is burned out, hopefully end of the month will be ' fresh'.

Need to try Anais and seems the spritzing policies of Nico still haven't changed.

Anyone know how to ask in proper German ' Am I allowed to Spritz Inner' , no ' Nein vashing' fake German: :D

I bet some idiot is the one who told Susi he would bring cigarettes.

Great review Mac very informative, see you in February.

Six hours in Dietz is a LONG time. Especially if you are alone. And if you are not enslaved to a Queen. I guess I should qualify that statement. I am enslaved to a Queen, but we don't share a common language, so I can't really spend hours in the room with her. I guess I could, but it would probably get pretty awkward after a little while. At least until she admits that she speaks and understands more English than she currently lets on.

I think I could do 6 easily for a week, beyond that not sure. I can not communicate with my Queen to enjoy a longer stay in the room with her either but she has this way of communicating in this international language by grabbing the john by the balls and squeezing which I think is Bulgarian for ' It is time for you to get out now'

BigBuddy69

01-02-18, 18:28

KK: 'Ist reinspritzen möglich?' or 'Kann ich reinspritzen?

If you want to sound really educated you can try 'Darf ich reinspritzen?

Ortos

01-02-18, 19:38

KK: 'Ist reinspritzen mglich?' or 'Kann ich reinspritzen?

If you want to sound really educated you can try 'Darf ich reinspritzen?Or, for super educated appearance: "Darf Mann reinspritzen?”

Member #4585

01-02-18, 19:57

On a separate note, is there any way a club regular preferably German could talk to the management about repair and or refurbishment within the club?Sure can. Ask a friend to do it for you.

DMD2017

01-02-18, 20:03

Susi: (Snip) although she wants a present from Ireland! Says she doesn't want cigarettes as other member bringing for her.A Snow globe or something like that perhaps? Last trip, I gave her snow globes of two cities I travel back and forth to every year because she asked for one about a year earlier (she had a few months off so I left the snow globes at a friend's place near Frankfurt).

Her family likes those tourist souvenirs!

Triptogamont

01-02-18, 20:11

A Snow globe or something like that perhaps? Last trip, I gave her snow globes of two cities I travel back and forth to every year because she asked for one about a year earlier (she had a few months off so I left the snow globes at a friend's place near Frankfurt).

Her family likes those tourist souvenirs!Hilarious. I roomed with her mid-December. She told me she wanted a Christmas present AND a souvenir from my home country. I envision that she must live in a warehouse full of random shit from around the world.

Citizen Kane

01-02-18, 20:55

I envision that she must live in a warehouse full of random shit from around the world.Or she has a lucrative sideline on Ebay.

Mac75

01-02-18, 21:52

Sure can. Ask a friend to do it for you.Unfortunately I don't know any German regulars at that club, I don't believe management would take me seriously saying it to them.

Kosher Kowboy

01-02-18, 22:59

Hilarious. I roomed with her mid-December. She told me she wanted a Christmas present AND a souvenir from my home country. I envision that she must live in a warehouse full of random shit from around the world.She knows I am coming in February too and asked for a Valentines gift as well as cigarettes for January. Girl has gifts lined up for months probably.

A Snow globe or something like that perhaps? Last trip, I gave her snow globes of two cities I
Her family likes those tourist souvenirs!Good info, the sex shop near my house sells two snow globes and inside one is a couple fucking in doggie the other one a girl giving a blowjob. I think I will bring her one of each. They will make for good dinner table centerpieces next time she heads back home on vacation and she can tell her family she got them from clients at the restaurant in Germany she works in as a waitress. I hear waiting tables in Germany is one of the highest paying jobs a Romanian can get.

talk to the management about repair and or refurbishment within the club? To me all the couches, fixtures and fittings are as if they were made in the former DDR and bought in a firesale of stock back in 1990 and nothing has been repaired or replaced since. I'm quite sure the club could afford it I will ask Alice to ask the owner to in lieu of repairs or to get repair money to contract with Fleshlight and sell the rights to mold the pussies of the Dietz girls so they can be sold in sex shops (with Susi's snow globes) and Dietz fans can purchase their favorite girls custom molded Fleshlight so they can fuck their Queen (s) while back home; I will buy one of each.

Shinokun

01-03-18, 00:52

Member #4585

01-03-18, 01:25

Unfortunately I don't know any German regulars at that club, I don't believe management would take me seriously saying it to them.Just say it to Alice. Alice speaks English. I know she does as she writes on your body.

Or talk to the curly haired Theke. She speak English too.

If you want to speak to a German, then many Germans at Dietz are happy to speak English since if you are thinking it then definitely the value off money minded Germans will be thinking the same thing and have already complained to the Theme or the real manager of Dietz about the dilapidated state that FKK 40 is in.

FlurkMan

01-03-18, 01:28

Or, for super educated appearance: "Darf Mann reinspritzen?Or for super-super educated: Replace "Mann" by "man".

Don't pronounce the capital "M".

Of course "reinspritzen" remaining the obvious objective.

Member #4585

01-03-18, 06:05

Or for super-super educated: Replace "Mann" by "man".

Don't pronounce the capital "M".

Of course "reinspritzen" remaining the obvious objective.Is the Dietz girls' German that sophisticated to understand the nuances espoused for this simple phrase of wanting to come inside the girl's asshole or pussy tunnel?

Member #4585

01-03-18, 06:08

Visit today entry at 14:00 only 8 girls. I counted 16 men when I arrived there was no place to sits.

EMA not bad but you can't go deep with her and not French kiss...

Not great day today too many men and the girls are very busy I think ill come back the next week.Thank you for the report on the misbalance ratio in favour of men rather than women at the start of the year. Seems Dietz starts off with a bang as pent up demand is sated when guys can come back to Dietz as they don't have excuses when with family to be away like they can when saying they are at "work".

Lots of men in the club. Yeah. Good idea. Come back next week and see if the ratio is better with more women.

Good to know about EMA's service. Definitely not Charlize Theron looking.

Member #4585

01-03-18, 06:21

Six hours in Dietz is a LONG time. Especially if you are alone. And if you are not enslaved to a Queen. I guess I should qualify that statement. I am enslaved to a Queen, but we don't share a common language, so I can't really spend hours in the room with her. I guess I could, but it would probably get pretty awkward after a little while. At least until she admits that she speaks and understands more English than she currently lets on.It seems after the contributions of Optimist, Trip and Kosher Kowboy that the rules are set at a minimum of 6 hours must be spent in the club. Fucking at least one girl (we cannot force a man to do more especially if the line up is not doing it for him). It matters not what time the man is there to take advantage of happy hour or not provided the 6 hour daily minimum in the club expires.

The arbiter of what counts is finally the man himself as to have someone sitting there all day checking in or asking Alice to observe compliance is asking too much of the Adult Day Care center.

As such with these parameters agreed the games may begin.

There are records to be made and to be broken.

Is there still no one who can say that they have been more days in a row in Dietz than KK's stint?

Rogue Nation

01-03-18, 08:01

Dietzenbach and all other RTC didn't undergo any major renovation in the last decades. Their retro design is part of the business model. Low operating cost to provide low entry.

There's a reason why FKK40/ Dietzenbach is called Aldi. It's a "fuck&go" place, RTCs are one of the rare places where guys come to fuck and not to enjoy the pool, whirlpool, garden, buffet & cappuccino. Back to the roots. Clientele is aging with the club, so are some of the girls as well.

Kosher Kowboy

01-03-18, 08:32

Fucking at least one girl (we cannot force a man to do more especially if the line up is not doing it for him).

There are records to be made and to be broken.

Is there still no one who can say that they have been more days in a row in Dietz than KK's stint?I think they need to actually fuck two or more, but two minimum. That is part of the 'suffering' to have to take a Dietz girl to the room, get it up, stick it in and fill up her pussy even if one is not to your liking. That is part of the job. One can close their eyes and pretend it is someone else. If a man is going to occupy a couch for 6 hours he needs to do a room every 3 at minimum or he is taking up needed space.

I might have to break my own record and possibly see if I can rent a room there and live at Dietzenbach and eat sausages for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Dollar is taking a real nose dive against the Euro and been in a free fall for awhile and I do not know if I can afford a ticket on the Creampie Express every day and pay for my hotel and girls as well.

Visit today entry at 14:00 only 8 girls.

I counted 16 men when I arrived there was no place to sits.

I did 2 sessions first with EMA not bad but you can't go deep with her and not French kiss and the second with Andrea she's OK.

Not great day today too many men.Thanks for the report, Alice needs to know this is unacceptable to only have 8 Queens available with so many johns coming around but considering how slow the last few days have supposedly been sounds like they did not expect so many guys and understaffed. Of the 8 Queens present today one was a covered only Queen and one a no cum in pussy Queen meaning only 6 Queens were there who accept direct hits. Terrible ratio!

Rogue Nation

01-03-18, 10:58

Thanks for the report, Alice needs to know this is unacceptable to only have 8 Queens available with so many johns coming around but considering how slow the last few days have supposedly been sounds like they did not expect so many guys and understaffed. The club has worse ratios even with 12 or 14 girls working.

Optimist

01-03-18, 11:59

All records need an ajudacator.

I am willing to volunteer. If you all club together to pay my entry fee, and hotel costs, I will take up residence on one of the couches at the back and note the performance of the record challengers.

I would of course therefore be excluded from the challenge. I would ask for the indulgence of a morning and afternoon coffee and tea break plus lunch and dinner breaks so that I can contribute some much needed euros to the girls whose presence makes the competition possible.

As to rules, I favour the two session minimum as the girls need to be compensated for having a guy ogling for six hours. If the guy doesn't want to fuck a second girl he could always go to the room and play chess:it would still count

I suspect that the winner can be prejudged as KK, so maybe my offer to act as impartial record keeper may be unnecessary. All to the good as I plan to set my own separate record.

Does anyone have any idea of the most time a customer has spent in a room and one day at Dietzenbach.

Let the Games commence.

Optimist

01-03-18, 12:07

Visit today entry at 14:00 only 8 girls.

I counted 16 men when I arrived there was no place to sits.

I did 2 sessions first with EMA not bad but you can't go deep with her and not French kiss and the second with Andrea she's OK.

Not great day today too many men and the girls are very busy I think ill come back the next week.Thanks.

It is interesting how YMMV so much. When I went with EMA, it really struck me how deep she was pulling me in. I guess it depends on whether a girl has a sore pussy on a particular day. With me also no DFK.

Look forward to your next report.

BigBuddy69

01-03-18, 13:23

Maybe your dick is really shorter than shinokun's willy! ! ;)

DrPoon

01-03-18, 14:12

All records need an ajudacator.

I am willing to volunteer. If you all club together to pay my entry fee, and hotel costs, I will take up residence on one of the couches at the back and note the performance of the record challengers.What we should do is to just get everyone to time share on a cargo van. Maybe park it near Oceans so it is close to the airport. Have the keys buried somewhere by the woods in a plastic container and whenever anyone needs a place to stay or drive to a club they can rotate using the cargo van. No need to pay for hotel or rental cars. If at least 10 people where to split the cost it could be worthwhile.

Optimist

01-03-18, 15:41

Maybe your dick is really shorter than shinokun's willy! ! ;)Long and skinny like the rest of me. Probably she didnt even notice I was there and was pulling me in so hard just to see if she could feel something and claim her 40 euros LOL.

Kosher Kowboy

01-03-18, 17:33

When I went with EMA, it really struck me how deep she was pulling me in. I guess it depends on whether a girl has a sore pussy on a particular day. .I just remember her on top so I do not know if she would have let me pound her deep or not. She seemed tired and sore and would ride me for about 10-20 strokes than stop, catch her breath and continue till my explosion. I am easy for these girls I think, I do not have anything fat to stick in them; my only fat I carry in to the club is my stack of crumpled up and greasy Euros and my stomach.

I think those Sharks guys with those monster cocks might have secretly gone to Dietz and AO'ed EMA (and others) a few times and destroyed them for the rest of us!! Perhaps the Princesses in Darmstadt are preserving their pussies and not fucking the clients who can fuck them good and are choosing easier higher paying clients with small penises so these rejected clients who can not get a princess are heading to Alice's to AO and pound the Gypsies and leaving us with damaged goods!

Triptogamont

01-03-18, 19:14

Kosher Kowboy

01-03-18, 19:25

When I roomed with her, it was relatively early. Maybe noon? But she acted like she was in pain from a very sore pussy. According to Jessica, I have a huge dick, but I think she was just looking for a tip. No pun intended. I'm pretty sure I'm average at best. Because of the poor experience, I doubt I'll repeat. Unless maybe I get her first thing in the morning.Trip, I seem to have same issue here, my new Austin Queen told me I have to come earlier in the day as she is sore at night if I fuck her (although she did need lube last night for first time in four days of fucking her in a row) but everything is bigger and better they say in Texas however I am a Yankee transplant. She too lies to me so I repeat! If Jessica does not tell me I am big in January than you will know that she was telling you the truth and if not we know she just wants tips and money.

We need to do something about these crowds, and scare these guys away; I think guys are seeing we are having too much fun and don't realize all the negatives and I think the guys from the larger clubs are secretly venturing up for AO; someone tell the other girls in Hessen to start barebacking (more) . The guys cum faster, they will make more money and stop this flow of guys crowding our couches!

ExpatLover

01-03-18, 20:01

Trip, I seem to have same issue here, my new Austin Queen told me I have to come earlier in the day as she is sore at night if I fuck her (although she did need lube last night for first time in four days of fucking her in a row) but everything is bigger and better they say in Texas however I am a Yankee transplant. She too lies to me so I repeat! If Jessica does not tell me I am big in January than you will know that she was telling you the truth and if not we know she just wants tips and money.

We need to do something about these crowds, and scare these guys away; I think guys are seeing we are having too much fun and don't realize all the negatives and I think the guys from the larger clubs are secretly venturing up for AO; someone tell the other girls in Hessen to start barebacking (more) . The guys cum faster, they will make more money and stop this flow of guys crowding our couches!No risk for you to see me in Dietz. I prefer let you fucking those beautiful sexy young woman and I focus myself to the old and ugly woman from Shark, Oase, or Samya.

Shinokun

01-08-18, 20:19

Visit again afternoon 05/01/17.

Entry 14:00.

8 girls about 10 men.

2 sessions first with Nico brunette girl best body there pretty face good service DFK 69 I did only position missionary wow Super Tight Wet Pussy felt too good I don't last more then 5 min.

LOL.

Second Maya she's tall fat girl but has beautiful face great service DFK great blowjob deep throat she super tight too this time I last longer because its second room but not too much missionary and finish in doggy.

I can recommend these 2 girls.

Kosher Kowboy

01-08-18, 23:11

Visit again afternoon 05/01/17.

Entry 14:00.

8 girls about 10 men.

2 sessions first with Nico

Second Maya 2 good girls, done Nico many times and Maya once. 8 girls sure beats 6 that were on the other day, hoping will be back to 10-14 a day soon! At least there weren't 20 men!

Is there still hot dog soup? :D

thx for the update...

DFWdude

01-11-18, 01:15

Kosher Kowboy

01-11-18, 12:57

Have been looking at the line up at Dietz the past week or so. I have never seen it so bad! Even going back to one year ago, its terrible. Does this have anything to do with new laws that took effect this year? Where girls must register? I heard some girls may not come back from Christmas holiday.No clue, wondering myself. Looked at LU's last two years from December 26 to Jan 10 and see many more girls on than as well compared to this year. Just read only 8 girls on today and the parking lot was jam packed? The demand to fuck these girls certainly has not vanished but seems the girls are still vacationing or perhaps as you mentioned the potential exists some not coming back?

I guess time will tell but seeing full LU's the last two years and than this year's at 50-75 percent (low end-high end) in comparison to last year not a good sign. It is also early in the year still. If some left I am sure the couches will be filled by new ones in time.... The money is there for the girls, maybe we will get a batch of new pussies to poke if old ones do not return...

My Queen is absent so far this year...

:(

Diet Coke

01-11-18, 20:50

No clue, wondering myself. Looked at LU's last two years from December 26 to Jan 10 and see many more girls on than as well compared to this year. Just read only 8 girls on today and the parking lot was jam packed? The demand to fuck these girls certainly has not vanished but seems the girls are still vacationing or perhaps as you mentioned the potential exists some not coming back?

I guess time will tell but seeing full LU's the last two years and than this year's at 50-75 percent (low end-high end) in comparison to last year not a good sign. It is also early in the year still. If some left I am sure the couches will be filled by new ones in time.... The money is there for the girls, maybe we will get a batch of new pussies to poke if old ones do not return...

My Queen is absent so far this year...

:(Could it be changes in laws. In reading other forums it appears that as the beginning of year, sex workers have to do some kind of registration as SWs and some are choosing not to.

Kosher Kowboy

01-11-18, 22:16

Could it be changes in laws. In reading other forums it appears that as the beginning of year, sex workers have to do some kind of registration as SWs and some are choosing not to.I am not sure if it is the law or time of the year or both but if the LU sucks so be it; I sit long enough for the couches to clear out and fuck whoever / whatever.

I quit my German Law Practice due to not being qualified so not sure how registrations are impacting the Gypsies or not. I am a better at being a milkman and need to go make a delivery to a local Queen (for which I will be charged $100) of about 3 or 4 teaspoons in a run down complex with cars on blocks, overflowing dumpsters and unemployed men sitting around doing nothing but collecting welfare checks while their girlfriends get fucked inside. (sounds familiar).

Makes Dietz look like the Taj Mahal and the BMW's and Mercedes's with loverboys in them at various clubs picking up their girls in the middle of the night look like limo drivers!

ExpatLover

01-12-18, 03:41

I am not sure if it is the law or time of the year or both but if the LU sucks so be it; I sit long enough for the couches to clear out and fuck whoever / whatever.

I quit my German Law Practice due to not being qualified so not sure how registrations are impacting the Gypsies or not. I am a better at being a milkman and need to go make a delivery to a local Queen (for which I will be charged $100) of about 3 or 4 teaspoons in a run down complex with cars on blocks, overflowing dumpsters and unemployed men sitting around doing nothing but collecting welfare checks while their girlfriends get fucked inside. (sounds familiar).

Makes Dietz look like the Taj Mahal and the BMW's and Mercedes's with loverboys in them at various clubs picking up their girls in the middle of the night look like limo drivers!Do you believe that a normal girl will work at Dietz, I am sure that all the girls there have a pimp! Pushing them to work in this place.

DFWdude

01-17-18, 17:05

Mac75

01-17-18, 18:54

That completely sucks, I roomed with Anais on my last visit of 28th December, I was hoping to make her a regular. I won't miss Rebeka though!

DFWdude

01-17-18, 19:00

That completely sucks, I roomed with Anais on my last visit of 28th December, I was hoping to make her a regular. I won't miss Rebeka though!I had a great two girl with Anais and Siebel on my last visit. Rebeka well although per pussy felt good, her service did suck. Hopefully some new talent will come. It will never match the heyday of this club with people having open sex all over the place.

Member #4585

01-17-18, 20:10

KK is at Dietz now and in speaking to one of the girls several will not return. This is due to the new "registration" law. KK will to more research in his visits this week, but so far it is confirmed that among those not returning are Anais, Nelly, Ana and IIRC Rebecca.Hey DFWdude, thanks for trying to share information, but is this correct what you are saying?

If someone has direct information, should we not let them post it?

3rd hand information is usually less correct or has not be related fully.

Neurosynth

01-17-18, 20:19

It's important to remember that there is a constant churn of girls working these clubs. It could be that some girls were getting close to being done with this part of their life, and it only took the hassle of registration to shake them loose. But as long as some parts of the EU are economically weak there will be fresh exports to enjoy at bargain prices.

Kosher Kowboy

01-17-18, 20:58

Hey DFWdude, thanks for trying to share information, but is this correct what you are saying?

If someone has direct information, should we not let them post it?

3rd hand information is usually less correct or has not be related fully.Deep breath all.

Well put Bituman.

Everyone disregard (with respect) what DFW Posted. As a general rule of thumb if one is not the recipient of information let the one who is post it.

What DFW posted is not correct. I'll post what is correct so no one jumps to conclusions the sky is not falling.

Third hand information is 99 percent of the time not accurate and it is the case here.

KK is at Dietz now and in speaking to one of the girls several will not return. This is due to the new "registration" law. KK will to more research in his visits this week, but so far it is confirmed that among those not returning are Anais, Nelly, Ana and IIRC Rebecca.

The above statement is inaccurate. Zero, nada is correct about anything with the above names and certainly nothing is confirmed or unconfirmed in any way shape or form. There was information I had to share generically with no names of clubs or girls in the Lounge as it relates to all WG's not just the Gypsies but I can not do so now in any way shape or form. Please, if you have information that is not accurate do not post it especially if it contains a girl(s) name. The fact the names were posted unfortunately prevents me from sharing information generically as it does ' relate' indirectly to the registrations, was told to me in confidence by a ' female at Dietz'

These boards exists for many reasons the most important to share information and experiences not to say ' I heard' or ' someone told me' or ' I saw Mary kissing Bobby behind the bleachers during lunch break at school' as by the time it makes it's way to the rest of the school it is ' I saw Bobby kissing Sally in the gym during recess period' ; third hand info is garbage and nothing short of it. Disregard what was posted about the above mentioned names. Entirely!!

If you have the information post it if not let the person who does do so.

Triptogamont

01-17-18, 23:08

OK, so facts only, KK.

Who was in the lineup today, and who did you fuck?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Kosher Kowboy

01-17-18, 23:24

OK, so facts only, KK.

Who was in the lineup today, and who did you fuck?

Inquiring minds want to know!I wasn't at Dietz today, ended up at Sharks was on a mission to chase down someone there.

Yesterday did Susi, Elena and Bianca.

I told Susi I was coming mid Feb so she kindly reminded me she needs both a birthday and a Valentines gift.

Of the ten on yesterday two were non AO girls, leaving 8 of which one is ' no spitzing inside'.

I did note that when Nico was getting paid she quickly grabbed a towel she was holding and stuck it between her legs and clamped her legs shut. I think the spritzing is back on with her :D

Absent were both Queen Nelly and Queen Valentina :(

Horny Harry

01-17-18, 23:59

I wasn't at Dietz today, ended up at Sharks was on a mission to chase down someone there.Of course you went to Sharks, they have new towels! Grey with yellow / gold logo!

Kosher Kowboy

01-18-18, 00:16

Of course you went to Sharks, they have new towels! Grey with yellow / gold logo!I have that one already :D

ExpatLover

01-18-18, 05:00

I wasn't at Dietz today, ended up at Sharks was on a mission to chase down someone there.

Yesterday did Susi, Elena and Bianca.

I told Susi I was coming mid Feb so she kindly reminded me she needs both a birthday and a Valentines gift.

Of the ten on yesterday two were non AO girls, leaving 8 of which one is ' no spitzing inside'.

I did note that when Nico was getting paid she quickly grabbed a towel she was holding and stuck it between her legs and clamped her legs shut. I think the spritzing is back on with her :D

Absent were both Queen Nelly and Queen Valentina.Congratulations to be able to session Elena, saw her 1 time in the daylight, I think that at Shark there is not one girl looking so ugly.

Kosher Kowboy

01-18-18, 20:04

That completely sucks, I roomed with Anais on my last visit of 28th December, I was hoping to make her a regular. I won't miss Rebeka though!Rebeka is not back yet no clue if she is returning or not. I do wonder who cleaned the toilet today as Rebeka got stuck on mud removal duty last time. Why is it that the right toilet is the one that always gets bombarded never the left one? The other day I walked in to the bathroom and it was fresh, air fresheners had been added, no liquid on the floor. The Virgin Mary would have proudly used the facilities than today it was bombed. Since Mya was working the door at the time I am guessing she had to do the honors. Such is life.

On a more pleasant note, Anaise made her return today so you can look forward to her in February Mac, I hope to try her out but have to go visit some Sharks again first. Today I had the fine pleasure of sitting on the couch with Optimist, always a fun time and he is always so happy when his Queen is there. Next week I hope to have the same honor of seeing my Queen as Nelly I am told by Alice is coming back and she thinks next week. Dietz will be just fine and as previously posted by Neurosynth others will fill the voids if anyone does not return. No word on Valentina either way, I know a few including myself are hoping she returns.

As to the voids that needed to be filled today injections were given to Ramona, Sibel and Bianca. Bianca was busy with an Englishman today but on their break I saw Anaise going upstairs so asked Bianca to let Anaise know I wanted to inject her. She told me Anaise wasn't feeling good and might go home that she had a cold and sure enough she did. I told her I would take Ramona. She told me Ramona was upstairs and that she had an hour regular client waiting for her and to go intercept Ramona when she came down the stairs and cockblock the German waiting. I did just that and Ramona came down and I let her know I would come to her couch.

Ramona came down after vashing and as she went to her couch the German got up and proceeded to her for his hour but was told she was busy and thanks to Bianca I was able to head upstairs with Ramona and inject her. The German batted cleanup, well we all bat cleanup. Bianca did well today and she was rewarded with the final injection of the day.

So far I have made six injections at day care. Susi, Elena, Ramona, Sibel and Bianca X 2.

Tomorrow will be a day filling up condoms in Darmstadt. I am on an every other day rotation between the two clubs for now but I am sure if my Queen does return that will be the end of Sharks next week and my follow up appointment with Ms. Mandy Sharks will have to be in February as I will end up on a red couch injecting my Queen daily. I love the red couches they are so comfortable to sit on. When I die I want my ashes to be sprinkled on the Dietz carpet and to be reincarnated as a red couch so I can have Germany's wettest pussies sit on me for eternity.

Optimist

01-18-18, 20:44

Alice remembered my name and gave me a warm welcome. Spent some eight hours in the club today, failing to take advantage of the thin gruel provided, but very happy with the girl options.

No Sara or Anna or EMA. I don't know all the girls and am a useless list maker. So, that was three options lost. Not that they were necessary, as there were plenty of other choices.

Being in this club is very different to some clubs. Today I was told / participated in chats with / between girls about all sorts of club business. Was very interesting.

I went with Elena, with whom I did a real YamaYama. A very very nice girl, but with no English. She has perfect manners and knows how to make a client feel valued.

I also went with my favourite. Some members of the forum accuse me of making up tall stories for my own benefit, so I won't write any detail. Just that, as the true gentleman he is, KK, kept her busy in one of my short breaks from her.

BigBuddy69

01-18-18, 21:57

I went with Elena, with whom I did a real YamaYama. A very very nice girl, but with no English. She has perfect manners and knows how to make a client feel valued.Did you give her ten big O's and have you kept a record of all the positions with the exact time spent?

As long as you didn't do some sirioja.

Kosher Kowboy

01-18-18, 22:05

I went with Elena, with whom I did a real YamaYama. A very very nice girl, but with no English. She has perfect manners and knows how to make a client feel valued.
I had a good time with Elena but she wasn't wet enough. She had only one guy that day before me. From now on I will not room with any girl who has not had at least 3 maybe 4 appointments. I like the wet ones. I am going to ask Alice if for my next birthday I can pick the lineup and we only get the ones who are always soaked (your Queen being one).

And maybe we can convince that French guy who went to Dietz with Godzilla in his pants to stretch them open first and YamaYama we can hire to get them all off first and cum 69 times each.

YamaYama fever must have hit Dietz today, while fucking Sible some Gyspy was getting Yama'd pretty good (you were with your Queen at the time I believe) ; she was quite loud not sure who.

Optimist

01-19-18, 10:58

Entry now 30 e before 20.00. After 20.00 probably happy hour price.

I am not joking

Sirioja

01-19-18, 11:09

Did you give her ten big O's and have you kept a record of all the positions with the exact time spent?

As long as you didn't do some sirioja.When I really enjoy, I don't look at time in room. I don't believe moanings, I just trust my favorite liquid, my only proof, because girls can't lie for this, like for chicken skin, hard clit or nipples. Some girls need about 30 mn DATY with fingers, to really cum, asking not to touch her clit for a while.

Optimist

01-19-18, 11:19

BB69. I had a notebook with all the details but the authorities took it off me. They are thinking, on the basis of info written here, of making YamaYamas illegal.

Apologies for the flippant reply. As I am accused of telling tall tales by some members, I have decided I may as well tell stories and no longer the truth.

BigBuddy69

01-19-18, 11:33

Yeah, I know for sure that actually you only go with overweight women. The chubbier the better!

Optimist

01-19-18, 11:35

Yeah, I know for sure that actually you only go with overweight women. The chubbier the better!Yes. My wife, who contrary to the opinion of Danny227, I know, keeps a record of the weight of all the women I go with.

Cheers.

Kosher Kowboy

01-19-18, 20:45

Today Roxanna returned to Dietzenbach. Next week Nelly returns. Per one of the girls 3 more will be coming back by month's end. Be a full house soon. I wish they would get rid of the soup, today is was some chicken broth with pasta in it. Bland and boring. They need to bring back the sausages. At least the toilets were impeccably clean and smelled like roses in there.

Optimist, forgot to ask you when I left if you left Elena screaming ' YamaYama' two days in a row? If not he was still in the club today in the form of a phantom as Susi was getting Yama'd by a German in room number 2. You were in 3, I am sure you heard as we all did in the lounge. I showered next to the guy when he got there, the guy had a massive King Kong Dong almost down to his knees not sure how he got it inside that little girl. You outdid me today 3 to 2. I am losing steam and never again will I waste my cum fucking Austin tricks 7 out of 10 days before a trip to Germany. What a waste of dollars and cum even worse they make the Dietz girls look like runway fashion models. Even Trump wouldn't fuck them and he fucks anything.

Today was a Roxanna (as wet as ever) and Susi day. Resting up for my trip to Oase.

Optimist

01-19-18, 20:52

More YamaYamas today. One after six minutes, and one after seven. If I had gone with more girls it would have course have been more LOL.

My second YamaYama was way way the loudest in the club lol. You didn't hear it as you were in a room.

I am doing something wrong. One girl fell asleep and was only woken by a girl knocking with news of her clients waiting for her.

As you say nice LU. In addition to my two favourites, Anna has returned. Another really nice girl. As for the LU I had to pop out to get something for a girl and when I returned I saw the girl walking towards me, looking finer than any top catwalk model. An echo of my first ever FKK visit: this is what heaven looks like

As always, a nice family atmosphere, with chats all the time. No hint of a factory.

Kosher Kowboy

01-19-18, 21:12

My second YamaYama was way way louder than Susi and her Anaconda lol. You didn't hear it as you were in a room.
.I was upstairs with Susi. I wanted to fuck her after the Anaconda. Like that Shark I fucked right after she fucked a black man. It is one of my fetishes following up Godzillas as is batting cleanup. That habit started in Boys Town over a decade ago always saw them right after the black men would see them. I hope Nein Vashing fucks 20 men her first day back next week and the guy before me is that German or a black man. It would make for a wonderful ' home-cuming'.

Citizen Kane

01-20-18, 10:23

I am doing something wrong. One girl fell asleep and was only woken by a girl knocking with news of her clients waiting for her.Sounds like you need to put more glute emphasis into your thrusting technique...

Optimist

01-20-18, 21:40

Sounds like you need to put more glute emphasis into your thrusting technique...I will plead extenuating circumstances for my lack of thrust, which is the main thing the girls like about me.

Optimist

01-20-18, 21:44

Optimist

01-21-18, 19:27

On reflection my comments say more about me than the club. The Lineup was a bit small, 11 girls listed, but the number working at any one time was a few down on this. Those present included Ana, Dana, Dani, Nico, Ramona, Roxana, Sibel, Susi, Vanessa. Customers were occasionally in surplus.

ExpatLover

01-22-18, 00:53

Third day and the quietest yet. A lack of girls, and I even met some men who were so disappointed they left for Sharks. I had the unexpected role of errand boy, counsellor and confidante, which wasn't really what I expected today.

Absolutely no thrustingNever I will be able to understand how the guys can move from Dietz to Shark it is a complete other business model.

Kosher Kowboy

01-22-18, 19:11

Great day at Dietz. Very few men. LU best can remember is Andrea, Ana, Amira, Roxanna, Dani, Ramona, Elena, Dana and two others. Shitty chicken noodle soup, bring back the sausages! Rooms were easy, no waits. Speaker was broken so you could hear fucking in the downstairs rooms, overall a nice peaceful day. The restrooms were very clean and I guess the girls shower must be busted as they joined the men downstairs.

Still no Nein Vashing nor Valentina anywhere in sight.

Optimist, Elena asked for a YamaYama but I told her you had left, she misses you. And I missed your Queen.

Member #4585

01-22-18, 23:56

so far it is confirmed that among those not returning are Anais, Nelly, Ana and IIRC Rebecca.
Those present included AnaAna has returned. There are firm tits in the house.

I still recall Ana take 2 hours to take the group lunch order. I think Ana may be a mentally challenged.

Optimist

01-23-18, 11:58

Optimist

01-23-18, 12:04

KK. I miss Elena as well. She has turned out to be a surprising good room. I am sure you could YamaYama like an expert if you wished. I think they are few and far between in this club.I guess you communicate to her in your second language?. If so you can tell her I was very very happy to spend some time with her and hope she liked the massage

At least if the speaker is broken you are spared the suicidal music and also have the chance to assess the performance of men in the rooms LOL.

My Queen is missing again.

Kosher Kowboy

01-23-18, 12:15

KK. I miss Elena as well

My Queen is missing again.I know the feeling, I want my Queen back as I want to vash her insides. Like you have taken a mistress in Elena I too have taken a mistress in Ramona. I estimate she did 30 rooms the last two days as yesterday she did a good 10+ by the time I left and I think you said you thought 15 the day before. God knows how many many that girl has fucked, I can not believe her pussy isn't blown to pieces yet. She does me good.

Mistresses are good to have when our Queens go missing. I wonder who the Valentina admirers will hire as mistresses.

Yesterdays food order was huge, three giant bags for so few girls. Perhaps it is because Roxanna put on a few pounds and is extra hungry plus she is getting fucked left and right non stop. Lord know how many more bags of food would have been order if the two horses Mya and Erika were there.

ExpatLover

01-23-18, 20:58

I know the feeling, I want my Queen back as I want to vash her insides. Like you have taken a mistress in Elena I too have taken a mistress in Ramona. I estimate she did 30 rooms the last two days as yesterday she did a good 10+ by the time I left and I think you said you thought 15 the day before. God knows how many many that girl has fucked, I can not believe her pussy isn't blown to pieces yet. She does me good.

Mistresses are good to have when our Queens go missing. I wonder who the Valentina admirers will hire as mistresses.

Yesterdays food order was huge, three giant bags for so few girls. Perhaps it is because Roxanna put on a few pounds and is extra hungry plus she is getting fucked left and right non stop. Lord know how many more bags of food would have been order if the two horses Mya and Erika were there.You don't need to believe me but I can just tell you some girls are able to fuck 30 times and more every days without any problem others no more than 3 times, just because the skin inside her vagina is too fragile. At pacha or in the RLD of F some girls are fucking even more times. The girls are able to do anything to take our cash, being the 20 or more customer of the day is just impossible for me too too bad feeling.

Travelerb69

01-24-18, 19:23

BigBuddy69

01-24-18, 19:39

Ask KK, he has a big towel fetish.

Triptogamont

01-24-18, 20:18

Hi. Iam planning a visit to this club next February, first time. Made a quick search here but could not solve some doubts.

1- What are the discount happy hours?

2- Do customers wear only towels or do they provide robes also?

Thanks.When I was there in November and December, discounted entry was 1000-1200, then again after 2100. But the website currently says after 2000 only. KK and Optimist were just there, so they can probably answer definitively from this past week.

They give out towels only. If you brought your own robe, I'm sure no one would mind.

If / when you go, please post!

Rogue Nation

01-24-18, 20:50

No robes available. Happy hour changes very often. Best to call the club or check a local German board.

DFWdude

01-24-18, 21:45

Member #4585

01-24-18, 23:34

Once you get to know Ana she is a sweet girl. I spent time with her in December and after the deed she wanted to lay down and cuddle. Must have been a good 30 minutes on top of the other time she just wanted to be held and cuddle, and some kissing.When I was with Ana she was screaming the name of my friend instead while I was fucking her. Totally put me off the game.

Member #4585

01-24-18, 23:35

Ask KK, he has a big towel fetish.And then some.

Kosher Kowboy

01-24-18, 23:39

And then some.To be continued.

Optimist

01-25-18, 11:14

Traveller69.
Currently 30 entry all day until reduced entry starts at 20.00. As RN says the price changes quite often, and sometimes takes a day before it is updated on website.

30 euro is a lot for not much in return in terms of facilities.

I look forward to getting some reports from you on your visit. I know you don't normally report back but it would be great if you could

Cheers

Optimist

01-25-18, 11:16

DFWDude. You are dead right that many of the girls here rally appreciate a guy who acts kindly. I am sure this is the key with Ana. You were clearly a gentleman with her.

Kosher Kowboy

01-27-18, 14:13

Bitumen. I know why you say this. I was with her and found the experience a little disconcerting. She seemed very pleasant but a bit shy / disengaged. I have spoken about her to others and they say she is very different when one gets to know her a little. I guess she is operating a defence mechanism to protect herself from too many 40 euro rooms. Occasionally I see her expression show contact with another girl, and it seems she is all there. Lovely figure. I will try again.I am going to try Ana next time myself. I can see why she seems a bit reserved but she does have a sense of humor. She broke out in laughter when I told her I had not gone with her yet as she shares her name with my late mother; the other girls found much humor in this too and at the end of the day they do not use their real names anyway.

Ana also had a little hair growth down there and it actually looked good, was groomed well and she had some nice meat hangers too. Someone chiseled her open pretty good the other day. I heard her squealing in cabin 5 pretty loud.

Something is up with the music system as it is very quiet down there and the same music plays over and over and you can hear the downstairs cabin action much more than usual. As nice as she is to me it gets old hearing Dani in room 1 and 2 all the time oohhhing and ahhhing making fake noises, not as bad as the moaner was but come on Dani, you are not getting Yama'd every time, wish she would fuck upstairs.

One time I heard her while I was on a couch with Bianca waiting for her to finish her smoke to go to the room and we heard the groans and Bianca just said ' Dani' ; I am guessing this is a usual thing.

Too many Queens are now missing in the LU either for good (to be determined) or short term; hoping this changes.

In the meantime I am jetlagged, riddled with Shark bites badly and will need to take some profits from the market to finance next months Sharks as I build up my Harem there, up to 5 good ones now on the " A " list, they get crisp 100 notes only

ExpatLover

01-27-18, 14:52

I am going to try Ana next time myself. I can see why she seems a bit reserved but she does have a sense of humor. She broke out in laughter when I told her I had not gone with her yet as she shares her name with my late mother; the other girls found much humor in this too and at the end of the day they do not use their real names anyway.

Ana also had a little hair growth down there and it actually looked good, was groomed well and she had some nice meat hangers too. Someone chiseled her open pretty good the other day. I heard her squealing in cabin 5 pretty loud.

Something is up with the music system as it is very quiet down there and the same music plays over and over and you can hear the downstairs cabin action much more than usual. As nice as she is to me it gets old hearing Dani in room 1 and 2 all the time oohhhing and ahhhing making fake noises, not as bad as the moaner was but come on Dani, you are not getting Yama'd every time, wish she would fuck upstairs.

One time I heard her while I was on a couch with Bianca waiting for her to finish her smoke to go to the room and we heard the groans and Bianca just said ' Dani' ; I am guessing this is a usual thing.

Too many Queens are now missing in the LU either for good (to be determined) or short term; hoping this changes.

In the meantime I am jetlagged, riddled with Shark bites badly and will need to take some profits from the market to finance next months Sharks as I build up my Harem there, up to 5 good ones now on the " A " list, they get crisp 100 notes onlyProbably a problem with the registration, the reception should be able to tell you if the girls are coming back or not.

Neurosynth

01-28-18, 00:50

FWIW I let Dani know that I don't like fake moaning and she stopped. Most girls will. For those difficult to communicate with I've found a finger-across-the-lips "shhhh" to work. And for those who put on a really big act but don't speak english I've found the phrase "No Hollywood" to be almost universally understood.

Kosher Kowboy

01-29-18, 03:39

Back home, fucking depressed. Flying from Germany back to the United Conservative States of Oppression and Over Regulation is like playing ball in Yankee Stadium and getting sent down and demoted to one of their Class A shit affiliates in some redneck town. To get over my depression I shall follow the advice of a friend who tells me writing journals of your trips is the best therapy for withdrawals from the Germanic State but I would much rather be returning the United Kingdom than the USA. In fact I would rather live in a Socialist society and pay higher taxes but have real pussy than sit in this tax haven of Texas in pussy hell scrounging for scraps in the garbage can. That day is coming, in the works. I just do not have the green light yet.

On a recent trip to Germany, I planned out of ten days to spend 5 visiting my beloved, adorable, ' ugly' and dirty cum filled Gypsies in Dietzenbach, 2 in the town of Darmstadt visiting the Precious Princesses, 1 a return to Oase (the leading candidate for Queen Oase is still there, probably had 25,000 cocks stuffed in her womanhood since I did her last) and the other 2 wild card days were going to be Bahama and Atlanta in Hanau but never made it there. On day 4 I went to Sharks (the Patricia day), on day 5 I went to Sharks had an appointment and after that girl it was ' stick a fork in the Gypsies' , the hell with Oase, Bahama and Atlanta too and I went nuts at Sharks thanks to that fine German specimen you lucky guys have that hails from Stuttgart, 'Ms. Mandy Sharks' , launching me in to a habit of tossing crisp 50 and 100 Euro notes at the Sharks having the time of my life fucking what I considered to be banging the top of the lineup. Mandy's virtual Geldautomat has finally been tapped in to and she is welcome to keep withdrawing from it in denominations however she likes, I will close my eyes and she can take whatever amount she desires. I hope to get a follow up time, if not I can not complain. Many wait forever to see Mandy, I am lucky but many Sharks roam the club I want as well.

She is not my Queen Shark however, my Queen shall remain my secret. The Queen gets paid the most. The Queen also behaves differently in the zimmer and intense pleasures are had by all. Once I was spent and out of energy I returned to the Gypsy House for my final two days. A year ago I said I would never go to a shit club as scummy as Dietzenbach, 6 months later I entered Sharks a cheap Charlie tossing 50 Euros around expecting the world (although 50 E good service remains with many) and now 6 months later here I sit tossing 50 E at first time tryout Sharks and 100 E or more once on the repeat list. All crisp of course. Not even a fold or crease or a spec of grease or even sweat. I even have to double check to make sure I am not double or triple paying the Sharks the notes are so crisp and stuck together. Only the Gypsies get the crumpled up 5, 10 and 20 notes. How a year can change a man.

I did not see much of Alice this week as Ida (Ina); the other lady was there. Someone else was not there. My Bulgarian Queen Nein Vashing has not yet returned but I think based on some information from an anonymous female in the Dietzenbach Shop that ' something' may gel in the future, hopefully soon. It sure fucking sucks walking in there, not seeing her card and looking towards the back at the last couch on the right hand side and no Nelly chain smoking her cigarettes talking to Erika or Jessy, instead sits some fucking disgusting loser.

And to the displeasure of Mac and Trip, Queen Valentina is also missing (I actually miss V too) , no clue if or when she will be back. Roxanna has returned however, she is also about ten pounds heavier but still getting pounded left and right, up and down in every direction as all of them are. Demand seems to remain steady and supply less so anyone with a trip lined up except wetter pussies, dangling lips and fatigued pussies at an earlier hour than usual. As one guy on a German board says in German, they are ' overfucked. '. One thing is for sure, if Nelly, Valentina and even EMA make it back to Dietz there is going to be a line out the door to fuck them as the Dietz regs have to be fucking sick of this current LU, even I am and I am only there once every 4-7 weeks or so. Erika (no big loss) is not back and I wanted to try Jessy but I think I read she was spotted at Arabella pleasuring men there instead.

Not much has changed at Day Care since December except obviously the disappointment we all share in the lineup. We all know who is there, the LU has been posted elsewhere and most of us who are Dietz regulars have been following it and updating each other. Tidbits from our screwed up center:

The bathrooms are finally clean. Air fresheners have been placed in several spots and I think only once was the toilet bombarded (not bad for five days.) The shoes were all stacked nicely never a mess. The third shower and the wood slats have been fully repaired. The girls now shower often downstairs so am guessing their shower sucks and / or that mold I think I saw on it has worsened. I had the fine pleasure of showering with Mya, Roxanna and Sibel this trip. The sausages are still missing and terrible chicken noodle soup is served. There really is not much to report on as to the center's condition but I would like to say I think the team is making a good effort keeping the place a little cleaner than usual. Finally I witnessed my first Gypsy war. It was Dani versus Mya. It was my final day and I have no clue what the two argued over but for about ten minutes they just went off on each other over God knows what. All I know is Elena, Sibel and Ana seemed to enjoy the drama.

I can not remember the order of my sessions here just who.

First up was Roxanna. Roxanna as always gave a great blowjob and her pussy was as wet and soaked as usual. It felt as good as ever. I was not able to cum however. I seem to not learn from my mistakes. I am not supposed to fuck anyone in Texas for two weeks prior minimum to trips and not jerk off for one week prior. I kept good on my promise of not jerking off for a week but failed miserably and fucked Austin tutes 7 days out of 10 prior to my flight to Atlanta (Lord knows why) so my gas tank was not full. I knew it would be a long trip. Some trips I am a stud, others a dud. I fucked like a loser this trip but enough to get the job done. I actually did better fucking the Sharks. Roxanna had to get me off with her hand, it was still a good shot hit the wall behind me like I was 18 again. Roxanna had to towel it off but she got a break from having to dab her pussy.

In no particular order, here is who else I fucked. Several were repeats I screwed several times this trip. The others were one timers.

The One Timers:

Sibel: Sibel was kind of flirty and a little more open this trip, the Gyspies all seem to be more friendly with me these days, I am sure it must have ' something' to do with them knowing I show up once every 5-7 weeks with a stack full of 20 note Euros and they all over time get a piece of that action except Andrea, Milena and I just can't fuck Mya. I never gave Sibel a fair shot prior, she did not warm up to me before (now that she knows I am regular she has) and the day I fucked her awhile back she was on the tail end of several appointments getting fucked back to back. Sibel gave me an excellent session, a nice slow blowjob, rode me well and needed I think two rounds of paper towel action before she was ready to leave the room. I always like talking to her, she is good Spanish practice and I have a hunch I will be using a lot of that in a few years. I want to be a ' Spaniard. '.

Neco: The girl speaks no English, I speak no German nor Romanian and we can never say a word to each other but she is always so nice and friendly to me, nonstop hugs and kisses and she loves to hang out in the locker room when I get dressed or undressed. I figured after the Nein Spritzing Inside session last trip I would give it a go as I have read posts on German board (s) of her regulars spritzing. I got a great blowjob from her and she climbed on top only to tell me 'no paper towel finish' in German. I proceeded to have her fuck me and when the time for the spritz came she took me in her mouth and finished me off although the evidence of such finish all ended up in a paper towel. She then made the homemade 'Romanian ashtray' out of baby wipes and paper towels, we all know what they look like if not have to see for yourself one day and she had a smoke before collecting her two 20 notes. I think she is letting first time and non-frequent visitors inner spritz as well as regulars who come in to see just her and us Dietz mongers who show up once a month to fuck the whole house get the right to orally spritz.

Elena: I did one session with Elena, who I am officially calling Optimist's Mistress as he has a habit of making her Yama. I failed to make any of these girls this trip Yama except my Sharks Queen whose pussy I could not remove my lips from. Unlike Optimist who is learning Romanian, I am learning neither German nor Romanian so not a word can be spoken here between Elena and I. No Romanian lessons for me. I think I never roomed with Elena before because she looked too much like or reminded me of that Vicki girl who is no longer there so I just passed. Elena at times this past trip was often unemployed on her couch between rooms 1 and 2 next to Sibel and like the day I grabbed Sibel, I grabbed Elena too, at a time of unemployment. There were also times she was slammed, no pun intended. Elena's blowjob is not the best but her pussy felt darn good. I actually fucked her really good, one of my rare good Dietz fucks this trip, she did not Yama nor did I and I needed a little help from her hand to finish and she finished me off. I will see her again.

The Repeats:

Susi: I fucked the ' Goddess of Gifts' Susi several times. My sessions with her are always good. As to the much talked about gifts and posts regarding Susi's multiple and repeated requests for gifts from our homelands, they do not go back to Romania. There is no gift shop being run out of her parents garage in Bucharest and they are not centerpieces on the dinner table when she tells her folks she has fucked tens of thousands of men working as a waitress in Germany. Her gifts are actually kept in her home not far from where Nein Vashing lives in Dortmund. I think the two of them together could fuck the entire FC Dortmund squad and not go home sore. In fact I took a shower one time this trip and the guy next to me was impossible not to notice had a cock that hung down God knows how far and I wondered to myself ' Which Gypsy is getting the honors' of fucking the German King Kong. It turned out King Kong went with Susi to room number 3 and several of the girls and men in the parlor heard her getting pounded. There was even one punter in the club who said he overhead the girls talking the guy with the massive cock was there. King Kong must be a club regular who does the honors who comes in and stuffs the Gypsy of his choice however frequently but they all seem to be aware when King Kong is there. Susi sucked and fucked me good about 3 or 4 times this trip and all finishes except for one involved the creation of vaginal dams with paper towels and one in a handjob finish. A superstar in my book, one of my favorite Gypsies.

Queen Bianca: I think Bianca got a good 120 Euros off me this trip. Of course there was another guy in the club who made seeing her a little more difficult as she was off the market with her English King for hours at a time. Speaking of England, to that monger I was sitting with what was the deal with the guy from Yorkshire who would not shut up about Bernd's. He was one fucking weirdo and I think none of the girls would fuck him. I do not quite get this English Highlands and Lowlands thing and have no clue what folks from Yorkshire are like but I had to get away from him and moved couches, he is one of the weirdest guys I have ever met in any brothel and I have been in some very seedy ones that make Dietzenbach look like a high class place. Bianca is a much more pleasant subject. She really is a nice gal and I say that not just because I know her favorite fan well she really delivers well in the room. She is one of the few kissers here, never rushed and always patient, fun and usually always wet despite the use of the bidet prior. Like Susi I think all finishes were vaginal paper towel dams and one was a handy. I was sad to see Bianca had departed on my last day but is also saved me a carton of Davidoff Gold Regulars, looks like I start my next trip a carton of cigarettes in the hole (actually two cartons) and I will have to buy them in Germany as another gift admirer (named Susi) has already locked in the 200 cigarette maximum I am allowed to bring in to Germany from America as the smokes she desires are not for sale in Germany. They are not from Colorado, they are simply a rare brand smoked mainly by people we would call ' White Trash' here in the States or we could just substitute the term ' Trump voters;' however you desire to say it. Always a fun time with Bianca, hope to see her next trip, if not I guess I am off the hook for the smokes.

And finally to wrap up this trip and review: Ramona:

Ramona has filled in well for my missing Queen and she has also been filled up more than any other Gypsy recently due to Susi being busy and Bianca taking extra long breaks upstairs or just choosing to talk to the girls instead. This really is one fucked up brothel, where else do girls tell their regulars they do not want to fuck them for money that 'they want to rest' that they would rather yap and chat in Romanian and chain smoke cigarettes with their girlfriends. I fucked Ramona every day I was at Dietz this trip and every time we would sit on the couch and she would get me stiff with her hand, take me to the room and suck and fuck me as God intended men and women too with nothing standing in between them and most finishes were proper injections. Ramona, Susi and Bianca get me off the best and often when and if I am taking to too long or simply can not cum they use their hands until spritz time and climb up for their protein shots. Ramona is the best at it, all 3 do a fine job.

My final Day 10: This was my longest trip to Europe not counting the trip where I did two weeks but had Madrid in the middle for 6. 10 days is too long for me to fuck every day multiple times a day.

I sat in the hotel all day and decided to call it a trip. I felt like a reject loser not making it 10 out of 10 days. About 4 PM however it dawned on me I am veteran of 29 years, I flew half way around the world and I no longer cared how tired and worn out I was and decided if I was going down I was going down swinging. I saw I had 29 minutes to get ready and walk to the station to board the Creampie Express to Dietzenbach and packed up my backpack and made it to Aldi in time for one last round, it was all I wanted for a moral victory. One last shot. I looked at the LU and it was either Susi or Ramona. Ramona was the first one available when the Viagra took effect, we went to room 5 and 10 minutes later I blasted a huge nut in her, she built her little paper towel dam, cleaned me off and that was it. I said my good byes to the Gyspies, some even came up to me to say good bye (to my Euros of course) and I told them would see them in the very near future and off to the Bahnhof I went for my 4,90 Euro ride on the Creampie Express back in to town. 39 minutes later the S2 pulled in to Frankfurt and my trip was essentially over.

Despite my admiration for my Gyspies, the Sharks clearly took home 75 percent of my Euros this trip add in the higher transportation costs to and from Darmstadt and the entry costs to the club itself maybe 85 percent. Looks like my budget just skyrocketed for the next trip. I sure hope the LU improves soon but for the guy who wants to get in and out fast it is thin for those of us who stomach hours on end sitting there will still be lulls to grab your gypsy of choice. Unfortunately for three of us in particular we are without our Bulgarian and our Hungarian Queen. Despite the lack of Queen Nein Vashing, the Sharks made this trip and took all my money. Ironically I came home with just enough money to buy the 20 day pass, how ironic. They left me just enough Euros to come back 20 times. Go figure. I need to go to my own Geldautomat now and make financial arrangements to feed them. I must say, the Sharks are far and beyond the smartest, most observant and savvy batch of hookers I have ever run in to anywhere I have been in this world. Just about all of them have gone to school. Just about all of ours have spent time in jail. If not their husbands or boyfriends have.

See you very shortly. I am counting down the days.

ExpatLover

01-29-18, 05:34

The service of Mandy is so pro, and on some ends mechanical that why I never repeat with her after several sessions last summer. Everything is too perfect maybe even none human, there are so many better girls for me around who are really willing to please and give good service. It is probably a question of chemistry. When I meet the german student escort she is really smelling like a woman, not overwashed like Mandy who smell nothing when you lick her, also the sex is far better with her compare to Mandy, both are german woman but one is a ***** being fucked so many times every week the other is a clever girl doing 2 or 3 dates every week never less than 2 hours never committing about something just going with you and every time it is different like with a GF, but at the end after several dates she is giving far more that any roumanian prostitutes gave to me in 13 years of FKK. Of course she is not a top model like some girls in the club but natural, a real woman with a amazing body and a great face. The big difference is that Mandy is just willing to earn as much as possible probably she will never be able to get any good pay job and the the escort just wants to pay her rent, food but latter she will get a well paid job so no need for her to earn a lot in several years for the rest of their life.

Smoke Light

01-29-18, 14:42

Cheer up, KK!

Your reports make us laugh and make us cry, you are the heart and soul of our hobby. All of us in the US share your pain. I personally feel the more successful my last mongering trip was, the harder it hurts back home. My recovery time is 2 to 4 weeks. My best cure -- next trip to the Wonderland booked.

I can only hope that the younger generation of US male population is reading this forum. It should be taught to all college freshmen: don't do drugs, don't drink and drive, always use protected sex (due to your young age), and last but not least, always pay a prostitute a fair price! LOL.

VetMILFHunter

01-30-18, 18:45

Optimist

01-31-18, 15:14

KK. You will be pleased to know my Queen does plan to return. She will be delighted to receive your Davidoff gifts: at my advanced age she initiated me into a new vice by asking me twice to run errands to the Shell station to buy Davidoff. She was speaking to me another time about what she needs in life to survive, and the only thing she could think of was cigarettes! So if she does not come back you could send her a monthly package of cigarettes to the gypsy homeland.

If she doesn't come back she has agreed to get me a job in a manele video through a star she knows : I have to shave the sides my hair, put on 50 pounds, and I should fit right in.lol

Optimist

01-31-18, 15:18

KK. Yes that English guy was one of the few people I had to stop talking to. My girl said she would not go with him. You and she have a good eye for people who are good (for want of a better word). My girl is very happy to go with you of course.

I hope she gets back soon.. Again a big thank you for letting her use your phone.

Kosher Kowboy

01-31-18, 16:36

Kosher Kowboy. Looks like we are from the same neck of the woods. Good ole central Texas. Laughing my butt off by what you said. 100 percent the truth. I'll be flying over in March. Who knows we may be on same flight.Misery loves company so I am thrilled, elated and honored to know that someone else is suffering in Central Texas and not just due to the high allergy counts. The pussy stinks so bad here it can be smelled until we hit 30,000 feet elevation way above this cesspool even over the swamps of Louisiana or the smell of ' bullsh*t' from cows (like our hookers) if flying north over TX and Oklahoma on the Great Lakes / Newfoundland route. Never know where paths will cross in March but I will not be there much time. I go east however on Delta to Atlanta as Condor does not start until May. Certainly happy to share a laugh and perhaps a few minutes on a red couch laughing at Texas Tutes (happily, eagerly and proudly). I also need to use my Ms. Mandy Sharks Delta Sky Miles American Express Card for 2 for 1 soon to be 7 for 1 miles per purchase on Delta flights to save money on overhead so in time I can perhaps outbid other johns to get another appointment with her if I can even find her in the sea of admirers and seekers.

KK. Yes that English guy was one of the few people I had to stop talking to. My girl said she would not go with him. You and she have a good eye for people who are good (for want of a better word). My girl is very happy to go with you of course.

I hope she gets back soon.. Again a big thank you for letting her use your phone.My pleasure getting you two back in touch with my phone. Yes, I have never seen Bianca storm to the back couches to run from a man. He must have really given the girls the creeps too. They all cringed at him. He tried telling me very few girls are on at Bernd's and if all the guys in the club are old time regulars before July 1, 2017 that they fuck in public. I have not been around long enough to know a darn things about the validity of such action at Bernd's but everything he said I either ignored, tried to block out or simply took with multiple grains of salt. Hands down the weirdest John I have ever met and coming from me......

KK. You will be pleased to know my Queen does plan to return. She will be delighted to receive your Davidoff gifts. So if she does not come back you could send her a monthly package of cigarettes to the gypsy homeland.
Good news. She will get her tobacco handout. I think I will one day visit the Gypsy homeland as I think on one of these trips I wish to see Prague, Budapest, Bucharest maybe Warsaw; something in that section of Europe. In the meantime I am studying non-lucrative resident VISA's in Spain, think I will have to abandon the Sharks and the Gypsies on one trip to figure out how all this works and travel Spain a bit not like that country is short any pussy probably why I meet so few ' Spaniards' ever on my trips there yet meet guys from every other country in the world. I want to be ' A Spaniard'

VetMILFHunter

02-01-18, 00:16

Misery loves company so I am thrilled, elated and honored to know that someone else is suffering in Central Texas and not just due to the high allergy counts. The pussy stinks so bad here it can be smelled until we hit 30,000 feet elevation way above this cesspool even over the swamps of Louisiana or the smell of ' bullsh*t' from cows (like our hookers) if flying north over TX and Oklahoma on the Great Lakes / Newfoundland route. Never know where paths will cross in March but I will not be there much time. I go east however on Delta to Atlanta as Condor does not start until May. Certainly happy to share a laugh and perhaps a few minutes on a red couch laughing at Texas Tutes (happily, eagerly and proudly). I also need to use my Ms. Mandy Sharks Delta Sky Miles American Express Card for 2 for 1 soon to be 7 for 1 miles per purchase on Delta flights to save money on overhead so in time I can perhaps outbid other johns to get another appointment with her if I can even find her in the sea of admirers and seekers.

My pleasure getting you two back in touch with my phone. Yes, I have never seen Bianca storm to the back couches to run from a man. He must have really given the girls the creeps too. They all cringed at him. He tried telling me very few girls are on at Bernd's and if all the guys in the club are old time regulars before July 1, 2017 that they fuck in public. I have not been around long enough to know a darn things about the validity of such action at Bernd's but everything he said I either ignored, tried to block out or simply took with multiple grains of salt. Hands down the weirdest John I have ever met and coming from me......Kosher I myself am flying east but out of Houston going to Charlotte then on to Frankfurt. Cheaper that way. Luckily I have someone to drop me off at airport there in Houston. Not to bad of a drive from Austin area maybe 3 hours. But my intentions is Oase this trip. March 25.

DFWdude

02-01-18, 03:29

ExpatLover

02-01-18, 07:29

Kosher Kowboy

02-01-18, 08:30

Since the first of the year the line up at my beloved Dietzenbach as never bounced back. It remained shitty to mediocre at best! Will it ever improve? I have holiday time in March or April and beginning of changing destinations of it doesn't get better. The only other paradise I can think of is Angeles City.As limited as the LU is there still exists some good options but I think it is overblown as we tend to sit all day so these locals have a tough time getting in and getting out and grabbing a girl in 5 minutes. We on the other hand have all day to wait to strike and there are lulls during the day even with limited supply. Sucks for the in and out guy, is still good for the guy willing to be a couch potato. In my case I can be a couch potato / gym rat here and watch CNN and MSNBC / FOX Business News and the market tick all day long (like watching paint dry) or sit on one of Alice's couches starring at over fucked Gypsies until the one I want is ready (like watching paint dry as well just a little faster) . 3 missing Queens is too much though.

Kosher I myself am flying east but out of Houston going to Charlotte then on to Frankfurt. Cheaper that way. Luckily I have someone to drop me off at airport there in Houston. Not to bad of a drive from Austin area maybe 3 hours. But my intentions is Oase this trip. March 25.Guessing you are flying United? I thought they had direct to / from FRA out of Bush? I will check out your route but I do not like the United seats nor prices nor American either. Problem from AUS is w / o Condor we have to connect somewhere and flying from ATL or JFK cuts the flight time across the ocean down. If we fly British Airways they gauge on price badly. The drive to H-Town used to be good but now it stinks and / or switching from Hobby to Bush Airports if I fly in to HOU is near impossible.

I think Oase is a good plan, I would like to add it in to the mix again but I have too much fun over paying at Sharks on discount days paying Sharks 100 E for 45 minutes (if I am lucky and they do not shorten me to 35 or 40 minutes) and allowing them multiple cigarette breaks (I permit one smoke every 15 minutes) in the rooms to futz around during said ' hour' in return for no couch time at all in the lounge and tipping them the standard 15 percent American style service tip (15 E) as well in addition to buying them a drink. I heard one pole dancer tell me she has to fuck 10-12 men a day at least on discount days fucking locals for the full 30 minutes and has to go home to her boyfriend / pimp for her obligatory fuck in the middle of the night with a bright red sore pussy so I felt sorry for her and offered her the above deal.

ExpatLover

02-01-18, 08:53

I worked in New Jersey and syracuse several years back, we all know that the P6 market in the US is a challenge but still exist a lot of opportunities, I met several non pro women and had great time with them, obviously they are not 25 YO but I was 55 at that time and I really enjoyed a lot. I think no need to always to complain it is like that you have to adapt or to move to Germany but I am in Germany for many years and I can tell you I am really bored from those roumanian pussy and to cheated more and more. Here the things are not improving and I need to deploy a lot of efforts to find fresh and young girls with GFE. Not in Oase or Shark or World or Samya those girls are available any more all are veteran from the P6 with 10000 some even 30000 or more customers fucking her pussy, sorry but it is not for me.

VetMILFHunter

02-01-18, 19:21

As limited as the LU is there still exists some good options but I think it is overblown as we tend to sit all day so these locals have a tough time getting in and getting out and grabbing a girl in 5 minutes. We on the other hand have all day to wait to strike and there are lulls during the day even with limited supply. Sucks for the in and out guy, is still good for the guy willing to be a couch potato. In my case I can be a couch potato / gym rat here and watch CNN and MSNBC / FOX Business News and the market tick all day long (like watching paint dry) or sit on one of Alice's couches starring at over fucked Gypsies until the one I want is ready (like watching paint dry as well just a little faster) . 3 missing Queens is too much though.

Guessing you are flying United? I thought they had direct to / from FRA out of Bush? I will check out your route but I do not like the United seats nor prices nor American either. Problem from AUS is w / o Condor we have to connect somewhere and flying from ATL or JFK cuts the flight time across the ocean down. If we fly British Airways they gauge on price badly. The drive to H-Town used to be good but now it stinks and / or switching from Hobby to Bush Airports if I fly in to HOU is near impossible..Unfortunately American. Figured I could rough it out since the flight was so cheap when I bought it.

Vito Corleone

02-02-18, 02:19

MonSooner

02-02-18, 10:42

Business trip to Frankfurt with way too much free time on my hands. So called Aldi club closest on the way between target destinations. Hornyness trumps reason and I am in for 30€.

I am skipping right to the end and say I hate myself for stopping here.

LU, I guess, is reasonable given the price of it all.

The setting of the club is horrendous. All so cheap and unkind.

After the visit I felt like I have to spray myself off for hours with a hose.

I feel embarrassed and ashamed.

But the stronger sentiment is the pity I have for the poor girls who work there.

Not a very good start yesterday to my trip. I guess the only way is up.

As for the service of the ladies. Anything goes for 40.

Thanks but no thanks.

Will not repeat or as we say in Austria: Keine wiederholungsgefahr.

Kosher Kowboy

02-02-18, 13:36

You can always fly into Dusseldorf & bang the girls at Venus, F39, Arabella & grim.I agree as an option and have considered myself but too many guys I know who have been tell me the same things. They run in to non AO girls at a higher rate and if not a club reg up there (as guys like you, Wanking etc. Are regs and recognized well) it can be hard to know which use gummies and which ones do not and I do not know the etiquette on how to ask (perhaps you could advise if have time sometime). Can you sit on a couch, ask and get up and walk away and not be looked at like a dirtball?

All I know is at Dietz if you sit on couch you go to the room for the most part although now if the club has few or no men I will chat on couches with them during lulls of no guys in que.

I am also told some clubs have fewer girls some more and overall looks are better up north. The S2 to and from Dietz is only 10 e but in the NRW you can in theory use public transport but it is not as simple as a no connection:32 min ride for 4,90 e. I am also told about speeding tickets showing up in our US Post Boxes months later or damage to cars that was not noted at drop off etc. I would love to sample the clubs you have mentioned but given higher costs perhaps and travel times and traffic and unknown who is a gummy bear and who is not it makes it a tad more challenging.

As others have mentioned any club can close anytime but these rumors and thoughts of Dietz closing down are IMO unwarranted until it happens if it happens. I also think the LU although smaller is no reason to panic, in time staff will be full. In fact I heard a girl (forget name starts with an ' S') who worked at Dietz a long time and I never met is on the way back soon.

Patience is a virtue, will pay off in time DFW, you have time until your next trip and I am sure the Gypsies will be there in full force for you.

Max #01

02-02-18, 18:21

Triptogamont

02-02-18, 19:10

I agree as an option and have considered myself but too many guys I know who have been tell me the same things. They run in to non AO girls at a higher rate and if not a club reg up there (as guys like you, Wanking etc. Are regs and recognized well) it can be hard to know which use gummies and which ones do not and I do not know the etiquette on how to ask (perhaps you could advise if have time sometime). Can you sit on a couch, ask and get up and walk away and not be looked at like a dirtball?
I'm pretty sure we're already dirtballs in the eyes of these girls before we even talk to them! But there is nothing wrong with politely inquiring about AO and then excusing yourself if you don't like the answer. Just be discrete about it, and don't yell it out loud in front of everyone.

I am also told some clubs have fewer girls some more and overall looks are better up north. The S2 to and from Dietz is only 10 e but in the NRW you can in theory use public transport but it is not as simple as a no connection:32 min ride for 4,90 e. I am also told about speeding tickets showing up in our US Post Boxes months later or damage to cars that was not noted at drop off etc. I would love to sample the clubs you have mentioned but given higher costs perhaps and travel times and traffic and unknown who is a gummy bear and who is not it makes it a tad more challenging.
I am by no means an expert, but I've been to VV twice, LL twice, and once each to F39, Arabella, and Grimberg. And I've spent something like 10 days at Dietz.

Both times at VV, there were only two girls I would take to the room. LL has Kathi and Vanessa, and I would room with both of them daily if I lived near Moers. F39 was meh, Arabella was worse. Grimberg had three girls I liked. I was very glad I rented a car for driving all over NRW and hitting multiple clubs a day. I would not spend more than an hour or two at any of those clubs. My last trip, I did run into an issue with a speeding ticket showing up in the mail, however. Yes, it's a pain in the ass. I am not going to pay it. What are they going to do about it?

Dietz has never had fewer than 3 girls I would be happy to room with. Yeah, it's boring if you're by yourself, but I can handle sitting around there for several hours, especially if I know there are 3 girls I want to room with. It is easy to get to via public transport from Frankfurt.

In my book, Dietz wins. That's not to say I wouldn't go back to NRW given the chance, however. Especially if Valentina never comes back.

Kosher Kowboy

02-02-18, 21:36

I share your pain all the way from DC. I don't have the time or resources to play the escort game and I get pretty tired of the AMPS. Germany is simply paradise, even on a bad day.Please take care of my hometown. I can not afford to move home to the family it is too expensive there and taxes too high. I hope you enjoy life there, it is a great city that has changed so much but I am still amazed how much pussy is by the White House still and so many Asian fuck shacks blocks away as well. I think if it were not for that fact that 3 of the Sharks I did in my mind are all gorgeous and probably in the top 10 there it has made this return harder than others, but not too long from now I shall return to paradise.

I'm pretty sure we're already dirtballs in the eyes of these girls before we even talk to them!

In my book, Dietz wins. That's not to say I wouldn't go back to NRW given the chance, however. Especially if Valentina never comes back.

You are probably right Trip and to quote an Austin regular of mine ' Each and every one of you ( including you as in me) is a low life, we all despise you guys we just take your money.' Her brutal honesty is also why she gets my money. She also loves the stories of Germany especially Dietzenbach and how I named Nein Vashing. Than again she is paid to like what I say and to pretend to enjoy my company and to pretend she enjoys sitting and talking to me before sessions. In Germany this is called couch time and we Americans pay for it back home just like all johns do worldwide.

Our Queens will surface, this is like the roach motel. You can check in but you can not check out. I checked in on June 1, 1988 and I still can not get out. Monger Anniversary number 30 is coming up and I need to figure out where in Germany I will celebrate and with which 2 or more girls will rip me off in June while I celebrate being a roach of 30 years. :D

Good analysis of the two options, I still think I need to try it out up there even if just one time.

DMD2017

02-02-18, 23:24

My last trip, I did run into an issue with a speeding ticket showing up in the mail, however. Yes, it's a pain in the ass. I am not going to pay it. What are they going to do about it?I had a speeding ticket too the last trip (while driving from Dusseldorf to Dietzenbach)! My trusty GPS with speed camera location program didn't pick up the speed camera, so the cops probably put up a new one somewhere going South towards Frankfurt. They spelled my name wrong anyway with a blurry night picture from the side view (could be anyone)! The letter was received in November.

Anyway, I'm going out there in the middle of March. Since I land in Frankfurt, Dietzenbach is first (and last as I will leave from Frankfurt a week later).

Triptogamont

02-03-18, 01:13

Good analysis of the two options, I still think I need to try it out up there even if just one time.I think a visit to a few of the NRW clubs is worth it, if only for the novelty. Always interesting to try new places and new girls.

Triptogamont

02-03-18, 01:18

I had a speeding ticket too the last trip (while driving from Dusseldorf to Dietzenbach)! My trusty GPS with speed camera location program didn't pick up the speed camera, so the cops probably put up a new one somewhere going South towards Frankfurt. They spelled my name wrong anyway with a blurry night picture from the side view (could be anyone)! The letter was received in November.

Anyway, I'm going out there in the middle of March. Since I land in Frankfurt, Dietzenbach is first (and last as I will leave from Frankfurt a week later).My ticket is actually from the Netherlands. I flew in and out of Amsterdam and drove over to NRW and Frankfurt. Got the ticket way early in the morning driving past Utrecht on my way to the airport. I seriously doubt I'll ever drive in the Netherlands again, so they can [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off. I never did get a picture or anything, just a letter. But they got the rental car plates, and I was the only driver on the contract, so they definitely got me.

ExpatLover

02-03-18, 09:23

If you don't plan to drive any more it is okay, contrary it is better to pay, for me it always the same in Germany many fines but I am all paying even I am living there.

Kosher Kowboy

02-03-18, 13:03

Utrecht on my way to the airport.

I had fun there, the girls all stood in windows on boats in the canal. Was back in the day of the guilder and they gave good service.

I had a speeding ticket too the last trip (while driving from Dusseldorf to Dietzenbach)! My trusty GPS with speed camera location program didn't pick up the speed cameraThis question is really for the Americans who drive in Germany but seems the rental agencies want 6-8 Euros per day for a GPS system some cap it at like 65 E if you have the vehicle a week or more. For those with carriers with US companies like Sprint can our smartphone GPS (either the app in apple for Navigation or the Google one) be used in Germany and synced with bluetooth to the car speakers and work just as well as the ones the rental agencies put in or do they not work as well and / or chew up too much data making renting a GPS system better. My phone GPS has no detection for speed cameras (I do not believe) ; I do notice if it makes a difference that Sprint service is handled by two companies that seem to alternate on my location (telekom, vodafone).

These agencies make a fucking fortune off the GPS rentals they supply and I know some guys do not want to use those if their company is paying for the car as they do not wish to take any chances since often if you punch in the address of a sex club it is stored in the GPS computer. In my case I do not care what the computer stores or not.

Is paying for GPS a ripoff or worth it?

Vito Corleone

02-03-18, 13:09

The past 4 trips since the new law, I flew in & out of Frankfurt. I didn't even bother visiting Dietz on 2 of those trips.

F39 is the only club that has many non AO girls. Yes. I sit on the couches & ask. If they are only with, then I politely walk away.

Vito Corleone

02-03-18, 13:12

I had fun there, the girls all stood in windows on boats in the canal. Was back in the day of the guilder and they gave good service.

This question is really for the Americans who drive in Germany but seems the rental agencies want 6-8 Euros per day for a GPS system some cap it at like 65 E if you have the vehicle a week or more. For those with carriers with US companies like Sprint can our smartphone GPS (either the app in apple for Navigation or the Google one) be used in Germany and synced with bluetooth to the car speakers and work just as well as the ones the rental agencies put in or do they not work as well and / or chew up too much data making renting a GPS system better. My phone GPS has no detection for speed cameras (I do not believe) ; I do notice if it makes a difference that Sprint service is handled by two companies that seem to alternate on my location (telekom, vodafone).

These agencies make a fucking fortune off the GPS rentals they supply and I know some guys do not want to use those if their company is paying for the car as they do not wish to take any chances since often if you punch in the address of a sex club it is stored in the GPS computer. In my case I do not care what the computer stores or not.

Is paying for GPS a ripoff or worth it?I rent a high end sedan with GPS included. Flying on the autobahn is an incredible rush!

Banana Boi

02-03-18, 13:33

I had fun there, the girls all stood in windows on boats in the canal. Was back in the day of the guilder and they gave good service.

Aren't the boats all gone in Utrecht or whichever city they were in?

I got to spend 2 great hours in the Utrecht train station a couple of years ago. I have never seen so many good looking girls walking around me.

Kosher Kowboy

02-03-18, 14:13

Aren't the boats all gone in Utrecht or whichever city they were in?

I got to spend 2 great hours in the Utrecht train station a couple of years ago. I have never seen so many good looking girls walking around me.I have not been to Holland in ages, this was back in the 1990's or early 2 K's I used to get the cheap KLM specials from the east coast. Back than $500-$700 RT was pricey. And the guilder rate was cheap. Times have changed, the only good AMS does me now is it is one of Delta's HUB's (partnered w KLM) so it is a good way to get to the continent cheap than make my way to Germany. Holland serves me zero purpose now with Germany for sex and as to my love of looking at Dutch flowers I can now do that by just flying to Denver. Unfortunately my Denver favorite girl is on a Colorado state tax payer sponsored vacation.

Rogue Nation

02-03-18, 14:42

Use your phone and Google maps. Or an offline navigation app. There's good stuff available.

Triptogamont

02-03-18, 14:59

These agencies make a fucking fortune off the GPS rentals they supply and I know some guys do not want to use those if their company is paying for the car as they do not wish to take any chances since often if you punch in the address of a sex club it is stored in the GPS computer. In my case I do not care what the computer stores or not.

Is paying for GPS a ripoff or worth it?Don't ever rent a GPS from a rental car company. You have to reserve it, and half the time, they don't have one when you pick up your car anyway. A while ago, I bought a refurbished Garmin on EBay for something like $50. Just make sure it has maps of Europe. Best travel purchase ever. It's great for walking around sight seeing, too.

DMD2017

02-03-18, 15:58

This question is really for the Americans who drive in Germany but seems the rental agencies want 6-8 Euros per day for a GPS system some cap it at like 65 E if you have the vehicle a week or more. For those with carriers with US companies like Sprint can our smartphone GPS (either the app in apple for Navigation or the Google one) be used in Germany and synced with bluetooth to the car speakers and work just as well as the ones the rental agencies put in or do they not work as well and / or chew up too much data making renting a GPS system better. My phone GPS has no detection for speed cameras (I do not believe) ; I do notice if it makes a difference that Sprint service is handled by two companies that seem to alternate on my location (telekom, vodafone).

These agencies make a fucking fortune off the GPS rentals they supply and I know some guys do not want to use those if their company is paying for the car as they do not wish to take any chances since often if you punch in the address of a sex club it is stored in the GPS computer. In my case I do not care what the computer stores or not.

Is paying for GPS a ripoff or worth it?Sometimes, the GPS comes with the rental. I remember telling the rental agency that I won't be using their GPS service but Sixt gave me a car with it anyway (because it was the only mid sized car available). I don't like using their GPS to go to FKKs / Saunaclubs for the reason that the next person might know you've been a "naughty boy" if you forget to erase / delete all the saved addresses from their GPS! lol! In my opinion, the money to rent a GPS, you can buy a good one which will be worth it after two trips to Germany.

I bring my own GPS (TomTom) from home because it works with the roads in Germany. When I had a Garmin (a long time ago, the newer ones are probably better), with updated programming, I got lost several times and missed Dietzenbach by miles! My TomTom GPS during my previous trips spotted all of the cameras so that I slowed down at the right moments. The last trip, I'm convinced that the police set up new ones (or the ones that can be moved and set up from location to location as demonstrated on one of their TV shows). Maybe that's why the picture that was taken isn't as clear as a regular traffic camera that one of my other friends got caught in (and he paid for because they charged his rental company and they took it from his credit card. Not just the 25 Euro "administration fees").

Smoke Light

02-03-18, 16:19

I also have Garmin Drive 60 since 2 years ago. I got it as a package for all North and South America with lifetime map updates for free. Had to buy Europe maps separately from Garmin on a micro SD card for $90. Was disappointed that there as there was no option to update the Europe maps. You have to buy another micro SD or download new maps for the same price. Rip off. Does have live traffic updates, alternative routes, but no radar detection, no construction zone speed limit accuracy, and no correct night-time speed limits, which often alternate between day and night on many roads in Germany. So I really have to keep my eyes on the road and take some serious note on the posted speed limits regardless to the GPS display.

Some of the Garmin Europe maps do get outdated rather quickly. For example, new overpass to LR isn't there, so it's off completely, demanding to make a you-turn. Quite stupid. Also gets bad around FKK Bernds and occasionally on newly built autobahn ramps, but 95% of the time it's a life saver. I have all Hessen and NRW FKK system in it.

I use my smart phone as a backup GPS alternative. With pre-loaded google maps and with WIFI connection in hotel room I begin the route navigation. Then it continues to work off-line just fine, including Bernds LOL.

BigBuddy69

02-03-18, 18:50

Why don't you buy an European sim card and use Waze? It doesn't need so much data. Or use Google maps offline and some apps with the locations of the radars.

ExpatLover

02-03-18, 23:00

DrPoon

02-07-18, 23:28

Late at night after Goldentime I got lost years ago. I ended up crossing unexpectedly into the Netherlands. I found a gas station and pulled over to ask where I was. In a typical Slavic fashion the Eastern European guy working the counter said, "China!" Eventually he recommended that I get Be On Road which is free by the way and has offline downloadable maps. Just set your phone to make sure the GPS is on (but when not using the maps turn the GPS off because it uses a lot of battery).

Every since then not really able to get lost. Plus it has a warning sound for any speed cameras. And you can set a warning when you exceed the speed limit by various tolerances.

I had fun there, the girls all stood in windows on boats in the canal. Was back in the day of the guilder and they gave good service.

This question is really for the Americans who drive in Germany but seems the rental agencies want 6-8 Euros per day for a GPS system some cap it at like 65 E if you have the vehicle a week or more. For those with carriers with US companies like Sprint can our smartphone GPS (either the app in apple for Navigation or the Google one) be used in Germany and synced with bluetooth to the car speakers and work just as well as the ones the rental agencies put in or do they not work as well and / or chew up too much data making renting a GPS system better. My phone GPS has no detection for speed cameras (I do not believe) ; I do notice if it makes a difference that Sprint service is handled by two companies that seem to alternate on my location (telekom, vodafone).

These agencies make a fucking fortune off the GPS rentals they supply and I know some guys do not want to use those if their company is paying for the car as they do not wish to take any chances since often if you punch in the address of a sex club it is stored in the GPS computer. In my case I do not care what the computer stores or not.

Is paying for GPS a ripoff or worth it?

Rogue Nation

02-08-18, 08:17

Neurosynth

02-08-18, 20:33

Is it really that difficult? How do you guys survive out there? Download HERE maps, download the map you need. It is available offline and works just fine.

65279;https://wego.here.com/?x=ep&map=51.5485, 7.6849,10,normal.You beat me to it. I've used Here (We Go) on my iPhone in various parts of the US and Europe and it's performed flawlessly. I've downloaded all of continental US *AND* Europe. For free. I can navigate anywhere and stay completely offline w / o any cellular service (or charges!) And of course it can link to any car bluetooth you might have.

The only downside *some* people might find is that built-in GPS systems often have a larger screen. But frankly Here We Go's voice directions are so good I don't really need to look at the screen. But if I do I find the screen to be very clear with hints about upcoming turns, speed limits, etc. (Not so sure about speed trap alerts. I don't feel a need for that.).

Try it out. The price is right!

p.s. Some have noted that GPS systems seem to have trouble finding FKK Oase. I had the same problem with other GPS systems. Here We Go brought me right to the parking lot.

ExpatLover

02-08-18, 20:56

You beat me to it. I've used Here (We Go) on my iPhone in various parts of the US and Europe and it's performed flawlessly. I've downloaded all of continental US *AND* Europe. For free. I can navigate anywhere and stay completely offline w / o any cellular service (or charges!) And of course it can link to any car bluetooth you might have.

The only downside *some* people might find is that built-in GPS systems often have a larger screen. But frankly Here We Go's voice directions are so good I don't really need to look at the screen. But if I do I find the screen to be very clear with hints about upcoming turns, speed limits, etc. (Not so sure about speed trap alerts. I don't feel a need for that.).

Try it out. The price is right!

p.s. Some have noted that GPS systems seem to have trouble finding FKK Oase. I had the same problem with other GPS systems. Here We Go brought me right to the parking lot.But I think you don t have the traffic info which is very useful in Germany so many staus, better to buy a ortel or lycamobile SIM with data, you will save a lot of time if you travel from Hessen to NRW, also I like my Huawei duo SIM cards very useful to keep in touch by using only 1 phone.

Optimist

02-08-18, 22:30

I bought a GPS European maps with live traffic and speed cameras. Saved me hours of traffic jams and some fines. For repeat visitors to Germany is much much cheaper than hire companies options.

Finds Dietzenbach Sauna club no problem :)

Kosher Kowboy

02-09-18, 02:01

I am toying with that app (thank you) and will practice in town here. I wish with all this GPS knowledge you guys could each go pick up a missing Gypsy for my upcoming trip. I see this Selena has returned per another internet source, have read good things and a fellow American I know enjoyed watching her use paper towels. I will offer a crisp 100 note (and will also give you a tip in the form of a crumpled up greasy 20 note) to anyone who can provide proof they were directly responsible for the return of a Gypsy.

I bought a GPS European maps with live traffic and speed cameras.
Finds Dietzenbach Sauna club no problem :)The new GPS you have is not finding the Dietzenbach Sauna Club directly rather indirectly as it is simply pinging and getting a signal from a secret camera I installed in the bidet upstairs so I can sit here in between trips and watch the girls vash.

Fortunately I have it programmed for automatic shutoff if Mya is on the bidet. Also, please stop hiding your Queen in your basement or wherever you stashed her, I would appreciate it if she is on the floor next week. :D

Action22

02-09-18, 10:07

Sometimes, the GPS comes with the rental. I remember telling the rental agency that I won't be using their GPS service but Sixt gave me a car with it anyway (because it was the only mid sized car available). I don't like using their GPS to go to FKKs / Saunaclubs for the reason that the next person might know you've been a "naughty boy" if you forget to erase / delete all the saved addresses from their GPS! lol! In my opinion, the money to rent a GPS, you can buy a good one which will be worth it after two trips to Germany.

I bring my own GPS (TomTom) from home because it works with the roads in Germany. When I had a Garmin (a long time ago, the newer ones are probably better), with updated programming, I got lost several times and missed Dietzenbach by miles! My TomTom GPS during my previous trips spotted all of the cameras so that I slowed down at the right moments. The last trip, I'm convinced that the police set up new ones (or the ones that can be moved and set up from location to location as demonstrated on one of their TV shows). Maybe that's why the picture that was taken isn't as clear as a regular traffic camera that one of my other friends got caught in (and he paid for because they charged his rental company and they took it from his credit card. Not just the 25 Euro "administration fees").I never used a car GPS but most FKKs aren't that hard to find, once you get used to how people navigate in Germany. Dietz isn't that hard to find. Sharks is pretty easy. So is GT. Bernd's is a little more complicated because it's in a residential neighborhood, but I never had an issue finding Bernd's in the days before GPS.

Actually being charged for speeding past a traffic camera is a new thing. The actual fine is really cheap, usually EUR 10. It's the BS admin fees.

I don't rent from Sixt anymore, either in the US or Germany. Too much weaselly bullshit with them lately.

Action22

02-09-18, 10:12

I have not been to Holland in ages, this was back in the 1990's or early 2 K's I used to get the cheap KLM specials from the east coast. Back than $500-$700 RT was pricey. And the guilder rate was cheap. Times have changed, the only good AMS does me now is it is one of Delta's HUB's (partnered w KLM) so it is a good way to get to the continent cheap than make my way to Germany. Holland serves me zero purpose now with Germany for sex and as to my love of looking at Dutch flowers I can now do that by just flying to Denver. Unfortunately my Denver favorite girl is on a Colorado state tax payer sponsored vacation.AMS has been irrelevant IMO since the late 1990's. The kabine owners got too greedy for their own good and fucked everything up. BTW. Bernd's is different now, but in 1997 or so. If you didn't speak German, you weren't getting in. My German was very rusty, but they thought it cute. That and I also brought friends with me, which they liked. I couldn't get into their sister club once. Sankt Augustin. The Thekefrau was a real *****.

And, if you ask me, KLM's biz class blows. Their coach is pretty good though. So is the coach section of their Sky Team partner, AF.

Action22

02-09-18, 10:17

Business trip to Frankfurt with way too much free time on my hands. So called Aldi club closest on the way between target destinations. Hornyness trumps reason and I am in for 30.

I am skipping right to the end and say I hate myself for stopping here.

LU, I guess, is reasonable given the price of it all.

The setting of the club is horrendous. All so cheap and unkind.

After the visit I felt like I have to spray myself off for hours with a hose.

I feel embarrassed and ashamed.

But the stronger sentiment is the pity I have for the poor girls who work there..Ummm. Isn't AT the birthplace of AO? KW. LOL that's a great saying.

Action22

02-09-18, 10:23

Could it be changes in laws. In reading other forums it appears that as the beginning of year, sex workers have to do some kind of registration as SWs and some are choosing not to.Interesting, in the past, German customs officials would have a special passport stamp for SWs. Seems like overkill.

Optimist

02-09-18, 17:27

KK. Now I know why I ended up in Dietzenbach every day despite my plans to venture to Oase and World and Rom LOL.

As for my Queen, I am afraid that even a small fortune would not get her back in time for your visit. I hope I am wrong and she soon returns to her second home in the club.

Optimist

02-09-18, 17:49

Monsooner. Yes you sum up the club facilities exactly. It has been so described often on this thread. This is no luxury or even comfortable setting.

However the girls are a great set of people. Full of honesty, character, and kindness. They are like a family in some ways and will welcome a guest into it. Ok, that is a bit rose tinted but is not completely wrong.

I respect the girls here very much, and think the best thing I can do is to treat them well and pay them well.

It is one of the few clubs where I have never been cheated on time, money, or level of service

I certainly do not pity them, but do have empathy with them.

Kosher Kowboy

02-09-18, 18:10

As for my Queen, I am afraid that even a small fortune would not get her back in time for your visit. I hope I am wrong and she soon returns to her second home in the club.I will ensure she has a full supply of Davidoff Gold's when I do see her next for the duration of my visit and a few packs to carry your Queen over for a few extra days.

However the girls are a great set of people. Full of honesty, character, and kindness. They are like a family in some ways and will welcome a guest into it.

I respect the girls here, and think the best thing I can do is to treat them well and pay them well.
I agree with all of the above. They do treat us like guests and always remember us well (even if they fuck thousands a year.) I think once you go there enough you do become family and I am sure DNA testing would prove such. I still have I think about 6 Gypsies missing my DNA codes that need to be properly programmed this trip.

Speaking of paying them I need to go to my bank to pick up 100,50 and 20 notes (They have no 10 or 5 notes) , the Gyspies will get crisp ones this time.

Neurosynth

02-10-18, 00:37

... I couldn't get into their sister club once. Sankt Augustin. The Thekefrau was a real *****. ... How have I not heard of this place before? I'd have gone there when I lived nearby. Are they now long gone? Here is the only trace I could find after doing some searching.

https://web2.cylex.de/firma-home/privater-fkk-sauna-treff-9361326.html

DMD2017

02-10-18, 02:04

I don't rent from Sixt anymore, either in the US or Germany. Too much weaselly bullshit with them lately.I think Europcar is even worst! I was charged a 27 EUR fuel charge, which I contested. I sent them and my credit card company a scan of my gas station recipe that I filled up near the airport before returning the car. I even took a picture of the dashboard and recorded a video of my final inspection while I was at the rental car return. When the credit card company agreed with me and refunded my money, Europcar sent me another bill for the same fuel charge! I just ignored them since.

Action22

02-10-18, 14:06

How have I not heard of this place before? I'd have gone there when I lived nearby. Are they now long gone? Here is the only trace I could find after doing some searching.

https://web2.cylex.de/firma-home/privater-fkk-sauna-treff-9361326.htmlThat's it. I don't get to Schieferhof anymore, but I'm sure they still rock. Ask next time you're up at Bernd's.

Neurosynth

02-11-18, 01:39

That's it. I don't get to Schieferhof anymore, but I'm sure they still rock. Ask next time you're up at Bernd's.I'll have to look into it. I suspect it's closed now though.

FlurkMan

02-17-18, 22:18

...their sister club Sankt Augustin...I never heard about a sister club? Is it still in operation and where?

Thanks.

Vito Corleone

02-18-18, 10:38

I never heard about a sister club? Is it still in operation and where?

Thanks.Still in operation & not too far, not too close.

Diet Coke

02-18-18, 19:30

Still in operation & not too far, not too close.Is there a link?

Lanthano

02-20-18, 22:30

I'm thinking of trying this place out over the weekend.

Having lost track of the convo in this thread, could I ask how much entry is? And how much for the girls?

Or is the info here up to date: https://www.fkk24.de/fkk-dietzenbach.

I keep reading the posters here refer to the "gypsies". Are the girls here mostly Romanian gypsies? How many girls work here?

And although I keep reading that facilities are limited, what exactly is there? Is there a sauna and tanning machine as the site says?

Is it worth the trip?

BigBuddy69

02-20-18, 22:58

AntonB

02-20-18, 23:03

Finally made it outside central Frankfurt for a taste of the FKK that has been much spoken about. It was lovely in the sense of quality of the ladies but not so good location. I would say what made it a bit disappointing was when we arrived, there were two "sharks" who immediately pushed for going into the session. Not sure this is normal, at Mainhattan they seemed much nicer and more open to small talk before the main focus event. In general a letting down experiences.

Kosher Kowboy

02-20-18, 23:31

There is a basic sauna, not sure about the tanning machine. The main point of the club is that it is cheap and that most of the girls give a complete service, and sometimes more than complete. You won't find the Sharks princesses who don't want to kiss for less than 100 euros. For the girls, ask Optimist and KK, I'd say between 10 and 15 girls.Agree on all, there is a tanning bed but I have yet to ever see it used. Any one else see it in use?

The lineups this month seem to be between 8 on a low end and 12 on a high end usually about 10. Andrea and Milena do not provide the ' more than complete' service. No new girls, in fact many are on other local boards complaining about the variety. Entry is always changing, happy hours always changing and this week is 19.99 e all week all day. I figure I will pay 30 e-35 e per visit and if it is less so be it. Signs say 20 e for 30 min, 40 e for 30 min and 70 e for an hour; most sessions seem to all be the 30 min 40 e session which would be complete service that will enhance the ride of any guest riding ' The Creampie Express' to or from the city.

Lanthano

02-21-18, 01:22

Agree on all, there is a tanning bed but I have yet to ever see it used. Any one else see it in use?

The lineups this month seem to be between 8 on a low end and 12 on a high end usually about 10. Andrea and Milena do not provide the ' more than complete' service. No new girls, in fact many are on other local boards complaining about the variety. Entry is always changing, happy hours always changing and this week is 19.99 e all week all day. I figure I will pay 30 e-35 e per visit and if it is less so be it. Signs say 20 e for 30 min, 40 e for 30 min and 70 e for an hour; most sessions seem to all be the 30 min 40 e session which would be complete service that will enhance the ride of any guest riding ' The Creampie Express' to or from the city.Thanks a lot KK. I'm curious how you know that its 19.99 this week.

Also are the girls gypsies here or is that just a nickname you've given for another reason?

I look forward to posting my experience when I get back. I'm lucky enough to work and live in this city, but have literally not tried a single FKK out yet.

ExpatLover

02-21-18, 05:04

Diet Coke

02-21-18, 06:43

Or is the info here up to date: https://www.fkk24.de/fkk-dietzenbach.

http://www.fkk-63128dietzenbach.com/

Vito Corleone

02-21-18, 08:00

Vito Corleone

02-21-18, 08:02

I've seen a girl using it 3 yrs ago. Not sure if it still works. Before Jan 1st, 2017 a couple were banging each other the natural way before it was only with in public.

Kosher Kowboy

02-21-18, 15:32

Thanks a lot KK. I'm curious how you know that its 19.99 this week.

Also are the girls gypsies here or is that just a nickname you've given for another reason?

I look forward to posting my experience when I get back. I'm lucky enough to work and live in this city, but have literally not tried a single FKK out yet.Saw the 19,99 e entry surfing the net somewhere else, was advertised as a special for this week so no clue if it is applicable to the weekend or to next week and so on. I think all but 2 are Romanians there and although not all Romanians are Gypsies there exists a large population of Gypsies around the world and many do live in modern day Romania. I am not a historian, limited knowledge on Gypsy movement. I do know within Dietzenbach itself they do roam couch to couch and it is rare they stay long so they do share that roaming tendency of displacement and movement within the tiny club itself. They have also been known to take from each other. I have also left a gift for another male Dietz family member with his Queen yet another Gypsy stole it from her. Maybe they are Gypsies after all :D

You are lucky to live there, I am unlucky enough to live in this hell hole and lucky to not have to work much and hope to become a retiree and move in to the Retirement home in Darmsdadt and pay 50-65 Euros a day for wellness, food and occasionally fuck for no more than 50e and never a tip and get hours and hours of free couch time and when no one is looking or aware I can sneak in my car and drive to Dietzenbach, fuck a Gypsy in the natural state and return to Sharks with my secrets intact.

I will trade spots with you, I will take Frankfurt and you can have Austin. I will take all the clubs and fancy retirement homes full of Romanian prostitutes and you can have every piece of garbage the United States has to offer you for pussy.

I just call them Gypsies. They are my family. They accept me for my poverty and wrinkled up and greasy 5, 10 and 20 notes. The Gypsies and the Jews, we were both kicked out of Spain the same time and in WWII both persecuted so I will always be there to support these particular Gypsies that ended up in poor E Europe and share with them the little that I have.

ExpatLover

02-21-18, 16:31

Saw the 19,99 e entry surfing the net somewhere else, was advertised as a special for this week so no clue if it is applicable to the weekend or to next week and so on. I think all but 2 are Romanians there and although not all Romanians are Gypsies there exists a large population of Gypsies around the world and many do live in modern day Romania. I am not a historian, limited knowledge on Gypsy movement. I do know within Dietzenbach itself they do roam couch to couch and it is rare they stay long so they do share that roaming tendency of displacement and movement within the tiny club itself. They have also been known to take from each other. I have also left a gift for another male Dietz family member with his Queen yet another Gypsy stole it from her. Maybe they are Gypsies after all :D

You are lucky to live there, I am unlucky enough to live in this hell hole and lucky to not have to work much and hope to become a retiree and move in to the Retirement home in Darmsdadt and pay 50-65 Euros a day for wellness, food and occasionally fuck for no more than 50e and never a tip and get hours and hours of free couch time and when no one is looking or aware I can sneak in my car and drive to Dietzenbach, fuck a Gypsy in the natural state and return to Sharks with my secrets intact.

I will trade spots with you, I will take Frankfurt and you can have Austin. I will take all the clubs and fancy retirement homes full of Romanian prostitutes and you can have every piece of garbage the United States has to offer you for pussy.

I just call them Gypsies. They are my family. They accept me for my poverty and wrinkled up and greasy 5, 10 and 20 notes. The Gypsies and the Jews, we were both kicked out of Spain the same time and in WWII both persecuted so I will always be there to support these particular Gypsies that ended up in poor E Europe and share with them the little that I have.I can tell if you do it 1 month you will get so bored that you will never put your feet again in that club like all of us, so many better opportunities around.

Optimist

02-21-18, 17:49

Certainly some of them are gypsies, by which I mean in politically correct terms, Roma. I use gypsy because that is what they call themselves, and because "Roma"is often used by people who would run a mile if they ever met a gypsy in normal life. Thieves, vagabonds, and miscreants some may be, but less so than the corrupt politicians running Romania.

Along with the Jews they are historically the most discriminated ethnic group in Europe in the last 1000 years. In modern times they are the most discriminated against ethnic group in Europe, almost excluded from the employment market.And the women get the toughest deal.

I have been to gypsy villages in Romania and been treated with politeness and respect.And that is how they treat me in the club

So, I am happy if my few spare euros go to help a poor Romanian gypsy educate her child.

Optimist

02-21-18, 17:51

Lantano. Enjoy your trip. Remember Dietzenbach club is the opposite of luxurious. If this is your first visit to FKK, the only way after it in terms of facilities is up.

Kosher Kowboy

02-21-18, 18:04

Its worth a trip if you prefer nein vashing!She has been missing lots of time, perhaps she will be back shortly along with Valentina and Bianca. Anaise and EMA seem to be MIA as well. Nein Vashing is now simply a service that must now be requested as the other girls all vash after each guy so if one desires a session preceded by nein vashing one must ask prior. I think Ramona and Susi would be acceptable to providing such practices.

Kosher Kowboy

02-21-18, 18:12

Thieves some may be.
Several Gypsies have been known to jump a guy, steal a DNA sample than actually ask you to pay for what they took from you

Optimist

02-21-18, 18:35

Several Gypsies have been known to jump a guy, steal a DNA sample than actually ask you to pay for what they took from youThe ones who know me know how to ensure I willingly give them what their hearts most desire just so I can see the happiness in their eyes. Money. Like in martial arts, the true expert gypsy uses the victim's own desires to gain the upper hand.

ExpatLover

02-21-18, 20:57

Several Gypsies have been known to jump a guy, steal a DNA sample than actually ask you to pay for what they took from youSorry I don't know which drug you are taking but it looks very strong.

Neurosynth

02-21-18, 23:25

...I am not a historian, limited knowledge on Gypsy movement. I do know within Dietzenbach itself they do roam couch to couch and it is rare they stay long so they do share that roaming tendency of displacement and movement within the tiny club itself. ...This is why they are sometimes called Roma.

Lanthano

02-21-18, 23:44

Saw the 19,99 e entry surfing the net somewhere else, was advertised as a special for this week so no clue if it is applicable to the weekend or to next week and so on. I think all but 2 are Romanians there and although not all Romanians are Gypsies there exists a large population of Gypsies around the world and many do live in modern day Romania. I am not a historian, limited knowledge on Gypsy movement. I do know within Dietzenbach itself they do roam couch to couch and it is rare they stay long so they do share that roaming tendency of displacement and movement within the tiny club itself. They have also been known to take from each other. I have also left a gift for another male Dietz family member with his Queen yet another Gypsy stole it from her. Maybe they are Gypsies after all :D

You are lucky to live there, I am unlucky enough to live in this hell hole and lucky to not have to work much and hope to become a retiree and move in to the Retirement home in Darmsdadt and pay 50-65 Euros a day for wellness, food and occasionally fuck for no more than 50e and never a tip and get hours and hours of free couch time and when no one is looking or aware I can sneak in my car and drive to Dietzenbach, fuck a Gypsy in the natural state and return to Sharks with my secrets intact.

I will trade spots with you, I will take Frankfurt and you can have Austin. I will take all the clubs and fancy retirement homes full of Romanian prostitutes and you can have every piece of garbage the United States has to offer you for pussy.

I just call them Gypsies. They are my family. They accept me for my poverty and wrinkled up and greasy 5, 10 and 20 notes. The Gypsies and the Jews, we were both kicked out of Spain the same time and in WWII both persecuted so I will always be there to support these particular Gypsies that ended up in poor E Europe and share with them the little that I have.Haha, thanks for the explanation.

You know what? I might actually consider it. It's true that the sex industry seems to be massive here, but that's partially because the non-pro girls here are terrible and difficult. Dating is a nightmare. I'm not sure if German women are actually women in the sense that the rest of the world means it. I'll take the American girls over them any day.

Anyway, Dietzenbach awaits this Sat.

ExpatLover

02-22-18, 06:25

Haha, thanks for the explanation.

You know what? I might actually consider it. It's true that the sex industry seems to be massive here, but that's partially because the non-pro girls here are terrible and difficult. Dating is a nightmare. I'm not sure if German women are actually women in the sense that the rest of the world means it. I'll take the American girls over them any day.

Anyway, Dietzenbach awaits this Sat.German woman are not difficult to date and you have a lot of real sexy one like in each country. Sex with a prostitute is never at the same level than with a GF at least for me.

Lanthano

02-23-18, 20:00

Lantano. Enjoy your trip. Remember Dietzenbach club is the opposite of luxurious. If this is your first visit to FKK, the only way after it in terms of facilities is up.

Thanks.

Haha, I thought so. Well I guess that's the point. Start low, go up.

Wry Cooter

02-24-18, 04:37

I showed up around 13:00 and stayed until about 17:00. In attendance were Anna, Dana, Elena, Selena, Vanessa, Nico, Amira, and a few others whose names escape me. 11 photos overall on display. No Bianca.

22 yo Amira from Bucharest was a new arrival, 3 weeks according to her and perhaps a bright future. Slim and petite with long jet black hair tied in a ponytail. Her full, youthful, perky breasts responded just enough to gravity for you to know that they are real, and impressive. She's quiet and sweet and still learning her way. She couldn't quite handle any deep or quick motions, so restricted my movements. Her oral skills have potential (nice moaning) but demerits later on for impatiently asking me to finish during the main act. Luckily her young, nubile freshness got me to the promised land. Very light kissing but she was accommodating in the most important way.

I also spent time with Anna. I've seen her at the cub before but never went to the room until today. Sweet and very accommodating but not particularly passionate. Still I walked away satisfied.

Dined on a savory (salty) soup made up of green beans and some bits of ham. A nice change of pace from the frankfrurters and it sustained me.

I need to visit more so as to build a rapport with the ladies, I have a feeling that might unlock better sessions. Nevertheless, I felt sated by the invaluable level of service provided here.

Lanthano

02-24-18, 23:13

So I arrived at around 1 pm left at 9 pm so I clocked in 8 hours. Although I can see why people enjoy Dietz, I cannot say that I enjoyed it anywhere near as much. But it does have potential.

So first off, the atmosphere is quite collegial. The other guests were nice to chat with and all in all I got to see that people enjoy coming back and have been coming for over 5 years.

The sauna was good enough. Small but comfortable. I didn't find Dietz to be as dirty as people say.

Nice fizzy water and Diet Coke machine. Chicken soup was ok. Cupcakes were a nice touch.

So what does the place look like to someone who has never been there?

After you're buzzed in, changing rooms to the left, toilets to the right, then straight ahead is the cash register counter: then past that the main area. Rooms upstairs, sauna, showers and tanning machine through the left door, straight ahead, a large room that looks like a red dimly lit living room (with art and designs that reminded of a raw form of the Penthouse hotel in Pattaya), several sofas, some with the working girls on them looking bored, pot-bellied patrons wearing just a towel and two screens showing non-stop porn movies (most of them gross). Lots of people sitting there are staring into space, figuring out what turn in life has brought them to this place, and whether to get more water.

I wonder if Dietz represents limbo. I was half-expecting a midget to dance out from one of the backrooms and start speaking to me in reverse-speak.

Now the girls (12 photos near the register). Some are hot, some aren't. Most seemed quite cold and distant with very little English or German skills to speak of (fancy broken bits of both, in between hearing the girls talking to each other in Romanian, possibly complaining about being crushed for 10 minutes by your pot belly? You'll love it here!). Some were nicer than others but the bottom line is that they do not, and are actually not allowed to approach customers, because apparently some of the guests don't like to be pestered.

So my "donation"/"tribute" to Dietz was through Amira who promptly brought me upstairs where I was treated to a mediocre blowjob and kissing and touching where every time I got the slightest bit of enjoyment I was pushed back with a cry of "langsam, langsam" (slowly, slowly). With her spending moments on her phone and the pace of her service which she insisted on leading, the 20 minutes were up rather quickly with me having not even an erection to show for it.

I'll admit it may not have been entirely her fault (I've had sex twice already this week so maybe I wasn't busting for it, which might have helped in the circumstances getting used to the atmosphere) but I just wasn't feeling it. Left and paid the 30 Euro for 20 minutes.

I would have tried another girl, perhaps Anna, but I'the had enough from the last one and after hanging around for another few hours got tired and left. Two (yes, two) doses of Kamagra jelly were also not able to give me a single erection, perhaps counteracted by the sense of being ignored by the girls anyway. To be honest, some of the girls were actually quite friendly at times. I would say frequent customers probably have more fun as there girls get to know you.

All in all, damage was 20 Euro for entry and 30 for amira. Would I go again? Not tomorrow, I can't say I was blown away. But maybe I wasnt on the top of my game. The atmosphere and extreme hot and cold when interracting with the girls however was apart of the difficulty. The place isn't bad, but I think it takes some getting used to. I'd probably go back, after exercising, eating large amounts of meat, with a friend, then a Kamagra dosage, a shot of scotch...

Was about to take the s2 home which got delayed leaving in-2 cold temperatures for another 30 mins. Whatever the reasons, today was nothing to write home about.

Kosher Kowboy

02-25-18, 09:16

Lots of people sitting there are staring into space, figuring out what turn in life has brought them to this place How true.

:D

Rogue Nation

02-25-18, 09:31

I would have tried another girl, perhaps Anna, but I'the had enough from the last one and after hanging around for another few hours got tired and left. Two (yes, two) doses of Kamagra jelly were also not able to give me a single erection, perhaps counteracted by the sense of being ignored by the girls anyway.Reading this makes me wonder if any girl in any other club would have done the deed for you.

Optimist

02-25-18, 16:12

Wry. Glad your visit was ok. As you suggest might be the case for you, it took me several visits to get really at home here.

Unfortunately Bianca will not be returning (for foreseeable future anyway).

I think there is a Queen kidnapping gang. My Bianca, KK Nelly, and Trip's Valentina all gone.

Optimist

02-25-18, 16:24

BigBuddy69

02-25-18, 17:51

Don't forget that optimist is a charming British gentleman.

Lanthano

02-25-18, 18:13

Lanthano. If you do go back, maybe the key is to make some personal contact with the girls. If they think you are just another 30 euro session coming along on a conveyor belt, they will barely register you. The girls generally are extremely responsive to being treated like they are real people.

I am not young, funny, or good looking so you probably could have an advantage over me LOL.

If you go back, good luck.

(Two doses of Kamagra not working?Maybe they were not good stuff?)

CheersI agree with you and that was sort of my point in the post. The potential is there. It's a relaxing place. But let's compare it with the RLD. The girls there at least. Mind my french. F-ing say Hello,. And yes, should my posts be slightly misleading, I do consider myself to be a fairly sociable type and tried to, however the girls didn't seem that receptive and taking the leap and moving to the other side of a girl's sofa there and trying to talk wasn't really met with a warm reception. However, I did see other more frequent guests get a better one so I think it's as you've said. As anywhere, come more often and people get to know you.

Dietz has its charm which I recognized and liked, and yes I would go back (a 30 min train ride away is nothing). The people there were great and I'm sure the girls there do get warmer as you get to know them (I've dated a Romanian girl before who was cold as ice when I first met her, one of the best girls I've ever met).

As for the Kamagra, I took it after my first session, then didn't bother going for another one (I'll also add my two times this week were not with working girls but with 2 girls I knew. That could be it).

Optimist

02-25-18, 20:56

Lanthano. Apologies if my comments were a bit pompous. From your comments it is clear you know the score. Yes it is a bit hard to take the leap when the girls don't even say Hi. I find this hard in the big clubs especially. As a huge generalisation I would say that Romanians are very reserved until one knows them, like the girl you mention. Thanks for your gentlemanly response.

Optimist

02-25-18, 21:01

Don't forget that optimist is a charming British gentleman.Don't forget the monthly payment for your compliments will come as contracted LOL.

If only we were all gentlemen on this barmy isle.!

Greetings from the country whose GDP has just been overtaken by yours.

Lanthano

02-25-18, 21:30

Triptogamont

02-26-18, 00:58

Lots of people sitting there are staring into space, figuring out what turn in life has brought them to this place
It was the right on Justus-von-Liebig-Strasse, then another right on Voltastrasse!

In all seriousness, this is one of the funniest and most thought provoking lines I've read on here in a long time. Too good!

DFWdude

02-26-18, 01:47

Noticed on another information board that there is a new girl at Dietzenbach named Miruna. Any chance this is same Miruna from Club La Luna?

Pistons

02-26-18, 02:28

Reading this makes me wonder if any girl in any other club would have done the deed for you.Well, considering most of that yelly is just fake sugar with some flavor. At least what you get from many internet sites and if you buy them of street vendors in shithole countries (LOL), it is not very strange at all. And considering the optics you find at Dietz, its a miracle he even had a hard on.

Kosher Kowboy

02-26-18, 09:01

Just a few tidbits:

The club is a little cleaner as Lethano mentioned it sounded cleaner than he had read.

The toilet seats and covers are new, more comfortable and do not slam shut they have the springs in them. Major upgrade for a place like this.

Guys are organizing the shoes finally.

More to come at a later time on the girls themselves and a few reviews.

Doubt they are on here but I noticed a Mainhatten, a Sharks and a guy I saw at Oase all in Dietz. I think the locals love this place more than they admit and it is obvious that guys are sneaking here to AO and than go to the other clubs. I also when at Oase last week noticed a guy from Dietz there. That being said, we all share that secret DNA even those that think they are sneaky and aren't noticed attending Day Care when they think no one else knows...

As to the much talked about lineup it is just fine! Let the Germans stay home and complain or better yet take their 50 E often broken down in smaller denominations not crisp like we tourists carry to Sharks or Oase or Palace or wherever and get their 7 hours free couch times, fingering, anal, kissing, DATY and extra time all for 50 E! Adios, have fun, thanks for the couches. I do not see what they are complaining about. The lineup was fine. The girls all happy. The service unchanged. Plenty of selection. Zero complaints here. My only complaint is no sausages floating in semen water, no Nelly or Bianca or Valentina but after 30 years of screwing working girls they come and go, to be expected. They will be missed but they will also be replaced. I think the shift is on as they say in baseball; lineup is back. Go enjoy!

Unfortunately Bianca will not be returning (for foreseeable future anyway).

I think there is a Queen kidnapping gang. My Bianca, KK Nelly, and Trip's Valentina all gone.Well the door sounds open for a possible return one day, one never knows. I have been told Nelly is gone, not coming back but third hand information is just really junk only time will tell. Valentina, zero information on. With your permission I would like to put an application in to officially adopt Bianca as my Queen to support, cherish, love and creampie for the rest of my Dietz days in the event you one day abscond your royal kingly throne. ( assuming she returns, I will also add her to my will if that helps)

Reading this makes me wonder if any girl in any other club would have done the deed for you.As to the Kamagra part I have been in that boat, dosed up good but external factors limit its effectiveness, it happens. The whole scene in there can be a little ' shocking' and takes some time to getting accustomed too and sometimes you have to just roll the dice with a few girls till it clicks. I think he will like Dietz and I also think all of the positive replies to him not negative will encourage him and help him. Lethano, get in touch with me, be happy to meet you there on my trip once there and I think you will walk out in love with the place. I know exactly what you need to do and specifically who to see (leaving name off here) in specific to flip the tables for you at this club. I will turn you in to a Dietz freak and you will adopt a Queen. Notice how many Dietz lovers have Queens there, all the jokes aside there is a benefit to a Queen. I doubt any exist in the world but I am on a 2 Queen system now, double Queen.

Lethano, Welcome aboard and time for your next visit. Congratulations on a report of distinction from another member, that alone I think should let other members (even ones who are negative) know you are here to give it your best and you will succeed. Do go up to the 40 e session though. And the girl I will suggest will get your plane off the ground.

Glad you tried it out, really hope you go back. Feel free to contact me. I will be happy to give you some pointers. Thanks for sharing all that you did, I think *most* readers and participants appreciated your feedback.

Noticed on another information board that there is a new girl at Dietzenbach named Miruna. Any chance this is same Miruna from Club La Luna?She is a short girl, small perky breasts and cute. A little bony for me, maybe will try her out one of these days, no clue if she is from the other club but I can guarantee you with all my assets, Kamagra packs, Euros in my pocket and my junk Toyota truck that she is not a virgin! Hope you meet her.

In all seriousness, this is one of the funniest and most thought provoking lines I've read on here in a long time. Too good!Without a doubt! Almost worthy of a report of distinction itself.

Lethano, please keep posting, your posts and the replies (positive ones) are what message boards should be about, a back and forth of useful and helpful information to mud slinging. Thanks for joining us, do not give up on this place yet, plenty guys here in addition to myself would be happy to send you pointers. Stick around and I too enjoyed your report thru the eyes of a first time visitor. Keep up the good work.

Optimist

02-26-18, 12:30

DFWDude. I suspect it is not the LL Miruna who would never be described as bony (perfect figure yes but not bony). I have scoured forums and nobody has linked up the two. Would be great if she came back. I have sent a photo to KK who may give us a definitive answer

KK. Great report. If you want to adopt Bianca you will have to take up residence in a Romanian city :(

ExpatLover

02-26-18, 13:39

I agree with you and that was sort of my point in the post. The potential is there. It's a relaxing place. But let's compare it with the RLD. The girls there at least. Mind my french. F-ing say Hello,. And yes, should my posts be slightly misleading, I do consider myself to be a fairly sociable type and tried to, however the girls didn't seem that receptive and taking the leap and moving to the other side of a girl's sofa there and trying to talk wasn't really met with a warm reception. However, I did see other more frequent guests get a better one so I think it's as you've said. As anywhere, come more often and people get to know you.

Dietz has its charm which I recognized and liked, and yes I would go back (a 30 min train ride away is nothing). The people there were great and I'm sure the girls there do get warmer as you get to know them (I've dated a Romanian girl before who was cold as ice when I first met her, one of the best girls I've ever met).

As for the Kamagra, I took it after my first session, then didn't bother going for another one (I'll also add my two times this week were not with working girls but with 2 girls I knew. That could be it).I am always wondering why so many guys have to take pills to have sex, if you like it you don't need those kind of pills. I am 60 YO and never use any pills to get hard if I don't want to fuck I stay just outside the clubs. I think it is becoming a kind of addiction and guys need it not physically but psychologically. Taking Viagra to spend money with a prostitute is a real nonsense for me at least.

Neurosynth

02-26-18, 19:01

Is this the Miruna now at Dietzenbach?

Neurosynth

02-26-18, 19:05

Christian G

02-26-18, 20:15

ExpatLover

02-26-18, 20:49

Kosher Kowboy

02-26-18, 23:24

Over the years I've noticed that Kamagra users report unreliable results more often than Viagra and Cialis users. Not saying it doesn't work. But it seems more variable even for individuals. Perhaps this is a problem because herbal products are unregulated and hard to standardize in terms of potency?Christian G is right it is not herbal it is the real stuff. However, I fall in the users you are speaking of. Sometimes I feel a Kamagra product packs more than a 100 MG punch but the next packet in the same box seems like it is short of the 100 MG. Sometimes it feels like I took nothing other times like I overdosed. I once fucked a hooker back home and took half a pill, no effect. The next day I fucked another one with the other half and it felt like my dick was going to burst. The stuff works but I 100 percent notice inconsistencies between products. The company Cipla makes a ton of these generic Viagra's and Cialis, Kamagra, Suhagra, Silagra all kinds of similar names. I have been using them for years. Gels, pills, troches and other forms. I will try to order online but it is my understanding an Israeli company is supplying the generic Viagra in the USA now per the guy at the HEB pharmacy. If the Israelis make it I am sure it is going to be a more reliable generic. Today was a bad day for me, I did not have my real Viagra on me and the generics just did nothing.

DFWDude. I suspect it is not the LL Miruna who would never be described as bony (perfect figure yes but not bony). I have scoured forums and nobody has linked up the two. Would be great if she came back. I have sent a photo to KK who may give us a definitive answer

KK. Great report. If you want to adopt Bianca you will have to take up residence in a Romanian city :(It is not the same girl, unless my eyes have given out on me. The one at Dietz looks kind of scrawny and tiny breasts and very skinny and can see her shoulder blades, looks hungry. I think when Anna ordered the food she forgot (in the two hours it takes her to get the order together) to order for the new girl, or Mya was extra hungry and stole her portion.

Romanian sounds wonderful, I will apply to be a truck driver to pay the bills.

Vito Corleone

02-27-18, 10:07

Christian G is right it is not herbal it is the real stuff. However, I fall in the users you are speaking of. Sometimes I feel a Kamagra product packs more than a 100 MG punch but the next packet in the same box seems like it is short of the 100 MG. Sometimes it feels like I took nothing other times like I overdosed. I once fucked a hooker back home and took half a pill, no effect. The next day I fucked another one with the other half and it felt like my dick was going to burst. The stuff works but I 100 percent notice inconsistencies between products. The company Cipla makes a ton of these generic Viagra's and Cialis, Kamagra, Suhagra, Silagra all kinds of similar names. I have been using them for years. Gels, pills, troches and other forms.

It is not the same girl, unless my eyes have given out on me. The one at Dietz looks kind of scrawny and tiny breasts and very skinny and can see her shoulder blades, looks hungry. I think when Anna ordered the food she forgot (in the two hours it takes her to get the order together) to order for the new girl, or Mya was extra hungry and stole her portion.

Romanian sounds wonderful, I will apply to be a truck driver to pay the bills.The generic stuff works fine. You still have to be aroused for it to work! You can't just lay there looking at the ceiling wondering where your life will turn next & expect to be rock hard.

Maya most likely ate miruna!

Lanthano

02-27-18, 17:31

One thing I forgot to add about Dietz, there's a fairly good Kebab place down the street. Given the limited food in the Club, it might be a good idea to fill up there before arriving, or in between if you're peckish.

Wanking

02-27-18, 21:50

VetMILFHunter

02-27-18, 23:15

Christian G is right it is not herbal it is the real stuff. However, I fall in the users you are speaking of. Sometimes I feel a Kamagra product packs more than a 100 MG punch but the next packet in the same box seems like it is short of the 100 MG. Sometimes it feels like I took nothing other times like I overdosed. I once fucked a hooker back home and took half a pill, no effect. The next day I fucked another one with the other half and it felt like my dick was going to burst. The stuff works but I 100 percent notice inconsistencies between products. The company Cipla makes a ton of these generic Viagra's and Cialis, Kamagra, Suhagra, Silagra all kinds of similar names. I have been using them for years. Gels, pills, troches and other forms. I will try to order online but it is my understanding an Israeli company is supplying the generic Viagra in the USA now per the guy at the HEB pharmacy. If the Israelis make it I am sure it is going to be a more reliable generic. Today was a bad day for me, I did not have my real Viagra on me and the generics just did nothing..Hey Kosher,

Quick question. Do you prefer to exchange dollars for euros here in Texas or when you get to the airport in Frankfurt? Also if I'm carrying cash do I need do declare it or anything like that? Thanks for the help in advance.

Kosher Kowboy

02-28-18, 00:24

Hey Kosher,

Quick question. Do you prefer to exchange dollars for euros here in Texas or when you get to the airport in Frankfurt? Also if I'm carrying cash do I need do declare it or anything like that? Thanks for the help in advance.I usually exchange them at Wells Fargo and land with Euros. No need to declare, I do not know what the amount is here in the EU or Germany when you have to declare but I do not think 2 K-4 K Euro is anywhere close to having to declare.

Enjoy your trip and do not worry about the exchange rate too much as it all comes out in the wash. We may get screwed on the conversion a tad but we make out like bandits on the exchange in the quality of prostitute between TX and Europe. For the ' Texas / Europe' hooker swap Wells Fargo can fuck me as hard as they want.

Have fun. I like to land at destination and have all my currency I need on me and not have to make any stops or worry about my cash card for some reason not working. Some of the other Americans who come often might be able to suggest the cheapest way to buy your Euros. I am lazy, just do it all at Wells Fargo.

DaWong949

02-28-18, 06:34

Hey Kosher,

Quick question. Do you prefer to exchange dollars for euros here in Texas or when you get to the airport in Frankfurt? Also if I'm carrying cash do I need do declare it or anything like that? Thanks for the help in advance.The best way to beat exchange rate is using your ATM card to withdraw Euro when you are there. (make sure your Bank do not charge your fee if you use oversea) If you carry more than $10 k,then you need to declare.

Have fun. Be safe.

TankTank123

02-28-18, 07:36

I do not know what the amount is here in the EU or Germany when you have to declare but I do not think 2 K-4 K Euro is anywhere close to having to declare.The limit above which declaration is necessary is 10k Euros. There was once I was spot-checked when I carried 9.8k Euros with me. The check was very thorough, lasting about 10 minutes.

The customs officer asked me to state how much I had, wrote it on a piece of paper, and asked me to verify the amount she wrote. She then proceeded to separate and lay out every note in stacks of the same denomination. She counted each stack twice, then spread them out like playing cards, counted them again, and jotted the amounts of each denomination on a piece of paper.

By then I was worried that it might amount to more than 9.8k, or worse still, more than 10k, and I would be charged with false declaration. Fortunately, the toted up amount was 9,730 Euros.

I then expected her to ask me what I intended to do with so much cash, and I was wondering whether I should reply that I would be spending much of it in FKKs. But instead all she said was that I should feel free to bring in much more than 10k in my next visit - and just to go to the declaration lane - 'no problem'!

I wondered then whether it was a trap, or whether she saw it as her mission to bring more tourist money to Germany.

Kosher Kowboy

02-28-18, 09:07

I just read elsewhere (thru a translator) that admission is indeed 20 Euros but now when paying you have to decide if you want 1 session for 40,2 for 70 or 3 for 90? Anyone go the last two days to verify if this is correct. It also said no more hours. I have been cheating on the Gypsies in other clubs so not sure what has transpired at Dietz the last two days, perhaps someone here went yesterday or the day before.

BigBuddy69

02-28-18, 10:02

That was the rule at Villa Venus in Duisburg a few years ago.

Christian G

02-28-18, 10:54

I just read elsewhere (thru a translator) that admission is indeed 20 Euros but now when paying you have to decide if you want 1 session for 40,2 for 70 or 3 for 90?In the past other RTCs in NRW had the same pricing system which in some cases can be a little annoying.

BigBuddy69

02-28-18, 11:11

And sometimes you could be very lucky and get an offer like 90 euros for 3 30 min sessions entry included.

FormulaOneFan

02-28-18, 11:33

DFWdude

02-28-18, 17:38

Rogue Nation

02-28-18, 20:18

That was the pricing structure at Dietz years ago.According to local boards the pricing structure is back.

Kosher Kowboy

02-28-18, 20:38

That was the pricing structure at Dietz years ago.Guess we all will have differing opinions but I like this structure. I always go to the room 3 times sometimes 2 though. 2 cost me 80 e, if I pay for three up front at 90 e and only go to the room two times I ate 10 e but if I go to the room 3 times as usual I saved 30 e. If the hour sessions were zapped for me that is good as I do not do hours and the inventory can not be hogged up and the turnover is faster as any Gypsy taken to the room will now return in a half hour.

I do not mind this at all, the upside for me is a greater savings than the 10 e I would eat on the downside.

I was not attending Day Care when this used to be the policy. How was this policy handled in years past if you wanted to take a girl to the room for a half hour (say you bought two or three up front) and upon finishing you decided to use your next prepaid session to see the same girl immediately after or buy three sessions and do three consecutive sessions essentially taking the girl off the floor for an hour and a half still. How was that handled in the past??

BigBuddy69

02-28-18, 21:00

In Villa Venus in Duisburg, sometimes you had to take 3 different girls, or you could do many times the same but it was impossible to stay one hour with the girl, you had to finish 30 minutes and take her after if she was free.

Neurosynth

02-28-18, 23:40

Kamagra is made with sildenafil (same active ingredient of viagra) not with herbal products!

https://www.ajanta-europe.com/products/kamagra-oral-jelly/Thanks! I didn't know that. Any ideas about why it seems to be less reliable than Viagra (the active chemical equivalent)?

Kosher Kowboy

03-01-18, 00:01

Thanks! I didn't know that. Any ideas about why it seems to be less reliable than Viagra (the active chemical equivalent)?All the Phizer pills works the same for me, when I was in Panama City I bailed on the Kamagras and bought Phizers (no Rx needed) and they worked better than the generics. The generics work as Vito commented, but one pill may not be the same as the next. (in my experiences) My co-workers and I always order mass batches of Indian generics in many forms and all of us agree there is an inconsistency in them at times. They work, they just do not work equally. The Phizers however never have variances.

The Phizers are FDA approved, the generic stuff (with the exception of the Israeli ones) are not. Phizers are just too much $ and insurance (most policies) will not cover them in the US so I take my chances with the generics that cost pennies.

One alternative that works great are the troches, they are sublingual and dissolve in about 5-10 minutes and works within 30 minutes. They are compounds made at US plants (mine come from Richardson TX) and they are 60 MG each and work great, all are equal never a variance. I pay 90 US bucks for 30 of them. Highly recommend. Google ' Viagra compound troches', order them tomorrow.
:D

Zorp 001

03-01-18, 14:47

With all the talk about boner pills in this thread now, I can contribute by saying that Dietz is the only club where I can go 2 or 3 times without using any pill whatsoever. I can only explain this due to the filthy thoughts I'm having when I'm there.

At the same time, it is the only place which I leave sad. Not sad that I am leaving, but sad that I once again had so little self-control and self-esteem to stay away. I guess it is like the addiction to sugar in some way.

DFWdude

03-01-18, 17:31

Guess we all will have differing opinions but I like this structure. I always go to the room 3 times sometimes 2 though. 2 cost me 80 e, if I pay for three up front at 90 e and only go to the room two times I ate 10 e but if I go to the room 3 times as usual I saved 30 e. If the hour sessions were zapped for me that is good as I do not do hours and the inventory can not be hogged up and the turnover is faster as any Gypsy taken to the room will now return in a half hour.

I do not mind this at all, the upside for me is a greater savings than the 10 e I would eat on the downside.

I was not attending Day Care when this used to be the policy. How was this policy handled in years past if you wanted to take a girl to the room for a half hour (say you bought two or three up front) and upon finishing you decided to use your next prepaid session to see the same girl immediately after or buy three sessions and do three consecutive sessions essentially taking the girl off the floor for an hour and a half still. How was that handled in the past??My question is how do they handle excess?? What if you want to have two girls?? I have on many occasions had two girls at the same time or gone for 4 or 5 sessions in one day?? Can you pay extra. I can burn through 3 sessions in 1/2 a day. I remember this price structure from before. Now if they could only bring back all the public sex, so I can fuck my girls right on the couch!

VetMILFHunter

03-01-18, 19:10

All the Phizer pills works the same for me, when I was in Panama City I bailed on the Kamagras and bought Phizers (no Rx needed) and they worked better than the generics. The generics work as Vito commented, but one pill may not be the same as the next. (in my experiences) My co-workers and I always order mass batches of Indian generics in many forms and all of us agree there is an inconsistency in them at times. They work, they just do not work equally. The Phizers however never have variances.

The Phizers are FDA approved, the generic stuff (with the exception of the Israeli ones) are not. Phizers are just too much $ and insurance (most policies) will not cover them in the US so I take my chances with the generics that cost pennies.

One alternative that works great are the troches, they are sublingual and dissolve in about 5-10 minutes and works within 30 minutes. They are compounds made at US plants (mine come from Richardson TX) and they are 60 MG each and work great, all are equal never a variance. I pay 90 US bucks for 30 of them. Highly recommend. Google ' Viagra compound troches', order them tomorrow.So are you saying I could avoid the hassle of trying to bring the Cialis I have and just buy something they sell in a store in Germany? With no prescription needed? If so could you tell me the name of this and where I could get them when arriving in Frankfurt.

Kosher Kowboy

03-01-18, 22:32

So are you saying I could avoid the hassle of trying to bring the Cialis I have and just buy something they sell in a store in Germany? With no prescription needed? If so could you tell me the name of this and where I could get them when arriving in Frankfurt.To the best of my knowledge you need an Rx in Germany for any ED products; in fact a cab driver who drove me home from Oase the other night asked me if I had any and told me it is hard to get here. I gave him a gel pack and two pills as his tip; he was very happy.

It was in PTY not Germany that I bought the Viagra without a prescription and did not use my generics when there.

Kosher Kowboy

03-01-18, 23:11

Indeed the pricing structure has changed. I walked in and there is a little box where you put your money in for sessions (like a piggy bank with a slot on top) and I dropped 70 e in there for two sessions. I paid the receptionist the 20 e entry fee. You can do an hour still and one guy I saw went with the new girl I think Selena for an hour used two of his sessions up. Through her broken English one of the girls says she hates the new structure and hopes it reverts back. Another girl said the new structure is in place because too many locals were coming in taking up space on couches and walking out without a session or fucking and not having money or enough money to pay the girl. Another explanation given in line with too many guys not doing sessions was men were driving up to the club only to see many cars and leaving when in fact the guys driving those parked cars were just couch potatoes not sessioning and walking out and complaining about lack or girls or quality. No one seemed to have an exact answer as to why they changed it and at the end of the day I do not really care.

If you buy one two or three sessions and decide you want another one after your card is used up you simply drop 40 e in the box and get a credit for another half hour.

Upon arrival the place was packed with guys and they kept pouring in, every girl was slammed from about 12 until 3 non-stop. The minute a girl came downstairs and sat she was either taken in two minutes or there was already a guy waiting for her. I saw Susi do about 7 rooms in a row and guys were waiting on her. Same with Ramona and Anna. Even Dani and Mya were raking in the Euros today. At about 4 or so it died down. The Gypsies were very tired today to the point they started hiding upstairs or sat behind the counter eating at a snail's pace.

Today's Nose pickers were Anna and Ramona. That was the third time this week I saw Ramona pick her nose. Sibel did so too the other day. Sibel actually picked her nose and flicked it about 5 feet away like a child. At least she did not wipe it on the couch to linger.

The soup was gone by 5. As was the bread.

The restrooms were cleaner than ever.

Elena was looking very good today, her hair is lighter and she is wearing it down and it looks much better than when she ties it up, like all the others she too was very busy today.

Still no update on Valentina. Nein Vashing has ' retired' I was told.

The oranges are not very sweet sort of sour but the apples they must have splurged on as they were crunchy and juicy, I ate about 5 of them.

Not much else to report out of the ordinary with the exception that I noticed guys tipping the girls. 5's and 10's seemed to be the amounts.

Despite none of the Gypsies liking the new policy they all seemed very happy today, no shocker, it was busy and the Euros were pouring in.

ExpatLover

03-02-18, 21:39

Indeed the pricing structure has changed. I walked in and there is a little box where you put your money in for sessions (like a piggy bank with a slot on top) and I dropped 70 e in there for two sessions. I paid the receptionist the 20 e entry fee. You can do an hour still and one guy I saw went with the new girl I think Selena for an hour used two of his sessions up. Through her broken English one of the girls says she hates the new structure and hopes it reverts back. Another girl said the new structure is in place because too many locals were coming in taking up space on couches and walking out without a session or fucking and not having money or enough money to pay the girl. Another explanation given in line with too many guys not doing sessions was men were driving up to the club only to see many cars and leaving when in fact the guys driving those parked cars were just couch potatoes not sessioning and walking out and complaining about lack or girls or quality. No one seemed to have an exact answer as to why they changed it and at the end of the day I do not really care.

If you buy one two or three sessions and decide you want another one after your card is used up you simply drop 40 e in the box and get a credit for another half hour.

Upon arrival the place was packed with guys and they kept pouring in, every girl was slammed from about 12 until 3 non-stop. The minute a girl came downstairs and sat she was either taken in two minutes or there was already a guy waiting for her. I saw Susi do about 7 rooms in a row and guys were waiting on her. Same with Ramona and Anna. Even Dani and Mya were raking in the Euros today. At about 4 or so it died down. The Gypsies were very tired today to the point they started hiding upstairs or sat behind the counter eating at a snail's pace.

Today's Nose pickers were Anna and Ramona. That was the third time this week I saw Ramona pick her nose. Sibel did so too the other day. Sibel actually picked her nose and flicked it about 5 feet away like a child. At least she did not wipe it on the couch to linger..Your famous club named ALDI on the German forums seems to be more or less dead and not far to close the doors. Poor LU, and the new price structure seem to give the final hit.

HeyyyyyyPaul

03-04-18, 02:16

And the (popular) girls are ok with this structure?

Sounds like a revenue sharingscheme that "guarantees" girls on the low end earns. Can't imagine the stars are happy with this.

Neurosynth

03-04-18, 17:47

And the (popular) girls are ok with this structure?

Sounds like a revenue sharingscheme that "guarantees" girls on the low end earns. Can't imagine the stars are happy with this.Pretty sure they keep a tally and girls get paid in proportion to the amount of time they are in rooms with guys.

Kosher Kowboy

03-07-18, 00:17

Besides posted tidbits and past reviews not much to add on the Gypsy House from this past trip, the 3 missing and adored Queens has really put a damper on the place for now but there are some returnees and few new ones now, one was sampled by a friend this past week who was ' unfortunately' snowblocked from heading back to Ireland due to cancellations across the board at the airport in Dublin and instead was able to spend an extra day to dump a blizzard of Shamrock Jizz in to the new girl Alizeh who I suspect is going to get pounded and nailed 20 times a day for the next month as EMA was.

I planned a 50/50 split between low class Gypsies and greedier versions of the Gypsies in Darmstadt but ended up bailing on the Sharks to get to work on the Oase girls who ate up 4 of my 8 days, Mainhatten one and the Day Care Center the remaining three. A few negatives (just two) , too few girls and too many guys in the mornings and at lunchtime, much more than I have ever seen. Waits were long and often even waiting at the bottom of the stairs or the counter did not work as the next John was sitting on a couch already pre-booked. The second negative is the missing sausages. For the sake of God get rid of this fucking soup thing, I want the sausages that float in disgusting semen laced water (mainly the fault of the locals who can not vash their hands properly after sessions) back. Two or three of them is enough to keep me going with the apples and oranges but that soup just makes me sweat and use the restroom but I was fucking starving come mid afternoons.

Ramona got vashed daily and Susi was also taken to the room. Susi I would have fucked more but she was too busy always seemed to have some guy waiting for her and being impatient I turned to The Gypsy Second Tier of Sibel, Nico, Anna and Elena. Sibel I missed out on a few times and she was absent from Day Care my other visits. Nico came to me for a massage and got a good 15 minute massage on her couch and using a German translator on my phone inquired about spritzing policies only to get to the room and find out no spritzing inside so I came in her mouth so no real complaints but she is now out. I was out 40 e and a massage and I think Ramona was quietly very ticked off that Nico solicited a massage and ended up with 40 e (or however much this new pricing structure pays them per fuck) that probably would have gone elsewhere. Mya is not an option, Erika was off leaving Elena and Anna.

Elena looked very hot this trip, is definitely in the on deck circle for April. Elena as noted is wearing her hair down, had it colored lighter and is wearing her hair straight. She looks great. She was also very busy. Some guy really nailed her good. At one point she was in cabin number 3 and all of a sudden as her session was concluding even over the music (was not too loud) you could hear that slapping of skin on skin as some guy was nailing her hard in doggie I suspect and everyone in the parlor was looking at each other, everyone got quiet and just enjoyed the sound of her getting fucked with grins on their faces. After about 30 seconds of slamming it stopped only to resume again (think they switched to missionary) as it was not as loud the second time and lasted only about ten seconds, the guy grunted and the sound show was over. When the door opened Elena stepped out of the room and her beautiful straight hair looked like that of Doc Emmett Brown's in ' Back To The Future' when his hair stood straight up. That guy did her good. I did not hear her Yama but she had a grin on her face either she was embarrassed to look like she did or perhaps she did enjoy it. Or both.

I planned to take Elena to the room but she had a que I was unaware of already.

That is when the fun and games with Anna started. She came and sat on my lap out of nowhere with her back to me and leaned forward and said ' massage. ' She got a good massage but I got a break when Mya came out from the vasher / dryer area and dumped a huge load of warm clean towels on Dani so Anna had to get up and fold. The fun and games continued after that using whatever props were available, candies, apples, oranges etc. I waited several months to pounce on Anna and she asked why and told her it was my mothers name which was much to her entertainment. I am sure my mother would be real fucking proud of her black sheep son spending her money on Nafkas in the middle of Purim while my sister sat in Temple obeying Jewish law in suburban DC. Due to historical events my mother banned my father from ever purchasing a German made car and he ended up driving a Jaguar when he really wanted a Benz and was never happy about that. He was even unhappier when I had to call him in Hawaii and tell him I backed the Jaguar out of the garage without opening the garage door first.

Anna managed to finagle her way in to the top three this past trip. Things slowed down that day around dinnertime and just when I thought it was time to go room with Anna she came down and told me to wait so she could eat a quick dinner of soup from that Romanian joint they all order from. Anna's quick dinner was more like 30 minutes to eat soup with Susi but I think both were buying time after a busy day. Anna had also just finished her room with that guy whose cock nearly hung down to the floor from his seat on the couch, I am guessing she was quite sore. Finally she finished eating and off to the room we went. Prior to the room she yelled something to Susi in Romanian and the next thing I saw was a bottle of lotion being slid across the floor. Anna wanted another massage was my guess. I do not get a break. We went to Cabin #4 , tossed the towels on the bed and she handed me the bottle of lotion, said nothing just got on her stomach and laid down. She demanded foot to neck. Given how tired she was and not like I had much to do besides sit on a couch it was probably worth it as I got a good session from her after her massage and I also got a great peep show as I got to look at her slit from behind the entire massage as her legs were slightly spread open. She has a very nice looking pussy and she was a little drippy too. I should have just slid my cock in her right then and there highly doubt she would have cared but I wanted my blowjob. Anna gave me a great blowjob, much better than her first one. She took her time, lots of eye contact, good variances between the tip and the shaft and she played with my balls as well. I think she really wants future Euros. She fucked me on top and exerted good energy, great attitude and finished me off with a blowjob and handjob combo as I had no energy to pound away forever as I had already cum earlier and was tired. I did not fuck well this trip either (until the end in Oase.).

I really need to stop fucking at FKK 40 Austinbach so fucking much. The problem is a measly 100 bucks gets you laid any day in Texas but I really need to stop. My friends think I am crazy to go to Germany as often as I do they think I am even crazier to waste my money and fuck the garbage here in between trips. Texas is just too cheap to live in, to eat in, to fuck in and so on. I think I need to move to the east coast where the prozzies will be too pricey and I can also hop the pond much quicker than from here. I really like the feel of Annas pussy. Despite fucking some German King Dong before me she was quite tight and took my thrusting with no complaints. She was also very wet, maybe she liked the horse hung German thoroughbred she had. She may take two hours to order lunch and appear to be dumb but she knows Nein Vashing is gone, she knows Bianca is gone and she knows Susi is very busy and that I can not fuck Ramona all the time so I think she was ensuring she jumped ahead of Elena and Sibel in the pecking order as she saw me go for Elena only to get beat out by her waiting John. Anna is a good girl, I miss her. I will go see her again and she has worked her way on to the gift recipient list with Ramona and Susi.

Next trip I plan to see the Gyspies (Their 20 notes are already in hand) but I really hope the LU gets better more so in quantity than quality there just are not enough pussies available to meet the demand with this 20 e entry. Like any brothel or club there are ups and downs and girls in transition and that is what seems to be happening in Gypsyland these days.

ExpatLover

03-07-18, 22:35

Kosher Kowboy

03-12-18, 14:27

Pretty sure they keep a tally and girls get paid in proportion to the amount of time they are in rooms with guys.I have communicated this with a Gypsy and she is not happy, those who fuck more are not paid what they originally were getting for the same work although they do still make more than the ones who fuck less. I have also seen from other places guys claim they make less too but I would tend to believe the Gypsy the most. It appears the club is very busy now so they all fuck a lot more so as a whole they are all making money but not 100 percent proportionate to what they used to make per fuck. The club itself is doing quite well.

Anyway, it seems that in the last 7 days there have been 4 plus days where 12-14 Gypsies were sharing the bidet and not one of them was Andrea or Milena and only two of them require ' pull out' ; no complaints here.

I now see why I noticed a few tipping (including Germans and myself) , they knew their Queens (Mine still gone, as are the other two) and regulars were getting less. I myself tossed a 10 e note at my favorite Gypsies as 10 e means nothing to me and is a lot to them. Guys tip their Sharks so why should I not tip my Queens too.

Having learned what I did from this Gypsy I can see why Ramona and Anna came running up to say good bye when I left to thank me for the tip.

To each their own.

ExpatLover

03-12-18, 21:45

I have communicated this with a Gypsy and she is not happy, those who fuck more are not paid what they originally were getting for the same work although they do still make more than the ones who fuck less. I have also seen from other places guys claim they make less too but I would tend to believe the Gypsy the most. It appears the club is very busy now so they all fuck a lot more so as a whole they are all making money but not 100 percent proportionate to what they used to make per fuck. The club itself is doing quite well.

Anyway, it seems that in the last 7 days there have been 4 plus days where 12-14 Gypsies were sharing the bidet and not one of them was Andrea or Milena and only two of them require ' pull out' ; no complaints here.

I now see why I noticed a few tipping (including Germans and myself) , they knew their Queens (Mine still gone, as are the other two) and regulars were getting less. I myself tossed a 10 e note at my favorite Gypsies as 10 e means nothing to me and is a lot to them. Guys tip their Sharks so why should I not tip my Queens too.

Having learned what I did from this Gypsy I can see why Ramona and Anna came running up to say good bye when I left to thank me for the tip.

To each their own.I am really wondering when the US guys will stop to make the things complicated.

Mogwai

03-14-18, 10:17

Aren't the boats all gone in Utrecht or whichever city they were in?

I got to spend 2 great hours in the Utrecht train station a couple of years ago. I have never seen so many good looking girls walking around me.Just stumbled upon this old post accidentally. Yes, the boats at the Zandpad are all gone in Utrecht since 2013.
However they are working on a new window prostitution area called 'Nieuwe Zandpad' (new Zandpad). It's not clear yet when this will open.

And yes, we have many pretty girls in Holland. This is really true, I'm not just saying this because I'm Dutch. Unfortunately 99,9% of them is not P4 P LOL.

DMD2017

03-18-18, 22:45

15€ entry before 12:00 pm and after 8:00 pm.

12 girls- Dana, Diana (returned after being in Grimberg for a while), Vanessa, Erika, Ramona, Anna, Maya, Nico, Elena, Sibel, Alizee, and Selena.

I was tired from jet lag and so I just did Vanessa, Diana, Elena, Dana, Alizee, Sibel, and Nico. I would have did Anna but she was too busy and when she was free, she was way too tired and turned in early.

ExpatLover

03-18-18, 23:18

15 entry before 12:00 pm and after 8:00 pm.

12 girls- Dana, Diana (returned after being in Grimberg for a while), Vanessa, Erika, Ramona, Anna, Maya, Nico, Elena, Sibel, Alizee, and Selena.

I was tired from jet lag and so I just did Vanessa, Diana, Elena, Dana, Alizee, Sibel, and Nico. I would have did Anna but she was too busy and when she was free, she was way too tired and turned in early.You were tired but sessioned 7 girls, are you joking?

Kosher Kowboy

03-19-18, 00:44

I was tired from jet lag and so I just did Vanessa, Diana, Elena, Dana, Alizee, Sibel, and Nico.I think that is a record.

7 girls in one day unless you doubled up.

I think I am getting old!

2 or 3 Gypsies (low class or high class ones) a day is all I can handle anymore.

Thanks for the update, things seem to be picking up with the LU.

Kosher Kowboy

03-22-18, 19:16

Read elsewhere, can anyone confirm that Queen Valentina has returned to the Day Care Center? If I read correctly via translation it appears she may be back fucking. I am sure the lines will be long. I am sure that pussy will be stretched out in a week. I am also sure airline tickets from Ireland and the east Coast of the United States will soon be purchased when they otherwise would not have.

Optimist

03-22-18, 20:30

KK. Your translation is correct.

AviLevy

03-22-18, 20:50

Hi,

My friend is a shay fat guy, Do you know some FKK club allowing to stay with underwear and shirt inside the club?

Thanks,

Idan.

Samson Monger

03-22-18, 20:50

I think that is a record.

7 girls in one day unless you doubled up.

I think I am getting old!

2 or 3 Gypsies (low class or high class ones) a day is all I can handle anymore.

Thanks for the update, things seem to be picking up with the LU.

:DI'm 35 and all I do is 2-3. No way I finish 4 times.

Kosher Kowboy

03-22-18, 21:07

KK. Your translation is correct.I think crowds of V fans will be at the bottom of the stairwell waiting for her to come down to be the first to get her. It will be like that little area in Sharks by the pay boxes where crowds of men who have flown from all over the world will all be standing around sword fighting to grab the Queen of Darmstadt or one of several Princesses after they vashed and exited the ladies private facilities.

This is great news for Dietzenbach addicts, even her presence will deflect a few johns from the que for other Gypsies. Shitty day on Wall Street, great day on Voltastrasse.

ExpatLover

03-22-18, 22:20

Hi,

My friend is a shay fat guy, Do you know some FKK club allowing to stay with underwear and shirt inside the club?

Thanks,

Idan.FKK means nude now if you are too shy you can keep some towels but underwear will never cover your fat belly, better you start some diet to keep your body and brain fit.

Triptogamont

03-22-18, 23:15

I think crowds of V fans will be at the bottom of the stairwell waiting for her to come down to be the first to get her. It will be like that little area in Sharks by the pay boxes where crowds of men who have flown from all over the world will all be standing around sword fighting to grab the Queen of Darmstadt or one of several Princesses after they vashed and exited the ladies private facilities.

This is great news for Dietzenbach addicts, even her presence will deflect a few johns from the que for other Gypsies. Shitty day on Wall Street, great day on Voltastrasse.Why do I feel like Forrest Gump, running to the coast and swimming because I think it will get me there faster?

Kosher Kowboy

03-22-18, 23:21

Why do I feel like Forrest Gump, running to the coast and swimming because I think it will get me there faster?Because you are a twisted member of the Dietzenbach family. I am bored to death here now nothing to do, I too want to springboard to JFK or ATL and hop the pond myself and admittedly I have another window open now that being Delta Airlines. The LU is good now, want to pick the filthy fruits off the tree while there are so many.

Whose plane will be touching down first.

Kosher Kowboy

03-23-18, 19:35

It appears pricing may have returned to the old format. If so I am delighted, was hoping they would raise the stakes a tad was way too cheap to show up and fuck one time and leave especially in the AM the locals crowded the joint up, long ques, girls were for sure not as happy. Even though the cheapos were gone by early afternoon their devastation was already done as not only did they create waits the girls were sore by 3 PM taking long breaks. Now we can pay by the fuck again. They smoked out the losers, cleared the couches of the dead weight :D

Now the locals will have to wait until payday to get crisp 20 notes and no more paying with 5 notes and 1 and 2 Euro coins

Their pussies will still be ' fresh and poundable' until at least dinnertime now unless some random French guy shows up to see if the women got prettier and decides to destroy the guts of one of the beloved Gypsies. When Susi was worn out by dinner to the point she took as long as Anna to eat to avoid getting stuffed by some guys cock and Mya was hiding upstairs with her gargantuan sized pussy needed a break something simply was not ' kosher' at the Creampie Factory.

Hi,

My friend is a shay fat guy, Do you know some FKK club allowing to stay with underwear and shirt inside the club?

Thanks,

Idan.I see guys in their own robes and underpants and garments in all the clubs I have been to at times, and their own plastic shoes sand fungus.

I'm 35 and all I do is 2-3. No way I finish 4 times.I do not feel so bad now, I get depressed when I think about how I used to go to Amsterdam for two weeks in a row and fuck 3-4 times and cum in a condom every time even with a CBJ to start off. The girls back in the day of the guilder were so much nicer especially in the lesser known RLDs. Getting older is harder, no pun intended.

Wanking

03-23-18, 20:39

I'm 35 and all I do is 2-3. No way I finish 4 times.I was in Hoormany last weekend, All day in Arabella Saturday, came 3 times then once more in nearby swingers. Frustrating day on Sunday in swingers and didn't cum at all, then Monday had 5 sessions in Arabella and came 5 times. Had also cum once on the Friday night in Bochum rld, so 10 cums over the weekend. I did fill my sack for a few days beforehand.

Lost a decent amount of weight recently, quit smoking over a year ago, working out alot and have STOPPED taking Viagra and the like last few trips which makes it easier to cum, even if my dick isn't always as rock hard as ID like. I'm now late 40's. Good sex and solid erections are all about feeling comfortable and relaxed.

BTW deres a guy here who can cum 13 times in a day, anyone guess who??

Kosher Kowboy

03-23-18, 20:48

have STOPPED taking Viagra and the like last few trips which makes it easier to cum, even if my dick isn't always as rock hard as ID like. I'm now late 40's. Good sex and solid erections are all about feeling comfortable and relaxed.If you mind me asking what dosage were you taking and did you do it cold turkey?

Agree on the comfortable and relaxed, my dick gets much harder in situations less stressed or rushed. I think half the viagra I take is habit / mental the other half I either need or think I need. I have thought about buying a 60 or 80 buck session here for a HJ or BJ and see how it goes with no viagra or a very tiny amount.

Wanking

03-23-18, 20:58

If you mind me asking what dosage were you taking and did you do it cold turkey?
Last few years I was taking 20 MG levitra, often breaking them in half and taking one half before entering the club and the other half later in the day. Aint taken a cock hardening pill since around November. I rather have a slightly softer cock and be able to cum more often by not taking pills.

I hate going for a session and not cumming at the end.

I was only really taking pills on trips and not for my nonstop wanking at home, so going cold turkey was easy. I think quitting the cancer sticks was a big help.

Kosher Kowboy

03-23-18, 21:21

Last few years I was taking 20 MG levitra, often breaking them in half and taking one half before entering the club and the other half later in the day. Aint taken a cock hardening pill since around November. I rather have a slightly softer cock and be able to cum more often by not taking pills.

I hate going for a session and not cumming at the end.

I was only really taking pills on trips and not for my nonstop wanking at home, so going cold turkey was easy. I think quitting the cancer sticks was a big help.Thanks for sharing all, my urologist once told me if your cock gets hard for wanking as you all say over there and you wake up with erections or get them in the middle of the night than anything over 25 MG- 50 MG is excessive that those amounts are enough for a small boost and to squash any performance anxiety.

I think I suffered one of those cock too hard situations the other night, when the girl came to the parking garage to let me in my dick was already poking out, blowjob was easy and even with a condom on I was able to pound like a Turkish man with German endurance however I could not cum and she needed to jerk me off (I thought of several Gypsies past and present while she did the honors).

ExpatLover

03-24-18, 21:08

Thanks for sharing all, my urologist once told me if your cock gets hard for wanking as you all say over there and you wake up with erections or get them in the middle of the night than anything over 25 MG- 50 MG is excessive that those amounts are enough for a small boost and to squash any performance anxiety.

I think I suffered one of those cock too hard situations the other night, when the girl came to the parking garage to let me in my dick was already poking out, blowjob was easy and even with a condom on I was able to pound like a Turkish man with German endurance however I could not cum and she needed to jerk me off (I thought of several Gypsies past and present while she did the honors).I am 60 YO and never taking any of those pills I am just laughing about those guys who are spending hours on the forum explaining us how this club is so attractive with so beautiful girls performing everything but to come they need to take some pills perhaps the things are not so attractive, at the end, if one day I need to take pills to fuck a prostitute for sure I will go biking or motorcycling with my Harley.

Neurosynth

03-24-18, 21:21

ExpatLover

03-24-18, 21:25

Cialis, Viagra, and Levitra have no direct effect that makes orgasm either easier or more difficult. A higher quality erection, however, can greatly reduce performance anxiety, and that in turn may impact for better or worse the amount of time it takes to reach orgasm.

I'm not going to deny anyone's personal experience, and this kind of experience is notoriously varied. But the studies see no direct biochemical cause and effect that connects these meds with faster or slower orgasm.Sorry but what is the need to take those kind of pills to fuck a prostitute, with a GF or spouse I can understand there can be some pressure but with a prostitute there is no if you can't you can t that is all.

DMD2017

03-25-18, 03:14

11 girls today: Dana, Anna, Vanessa, Elena, Maya, Ramona, Erika, Alizeh, Morena (new), Sibel, and Nico.

I had all day, so I took long breaks, ate as much of their "food" as possible, and decided to do the whole house!

Everything went well except Alizeh tried to cheat me! She went in the room with me, looked at her phone, did about 10-15 minutes of sex, and looked at her phone again! When it came time to pay, she told me that I owe her 50€ of service! She said, 30 minutes plus 10€ extra!

I went over to Alice and asked, 'How much is 30 minutes?' And she said, "40€!" Alizeh grudgingly took my 40€! Be careful with her! If she tried this with me, who knows what she'll do to you?

Happy hour price is 19.99€ and the pricing I'd back to 20 for 30€, 30 for 40,60 for 70€.

Kosher Kowboy

03-25-18, 04:49

11 girls today: Dana, Anna, Vanessa, Elena, Maya, Ramona, Erika, Alizeh, Morena (new), Sibel, and Nico.

I had all day, so I took long breaks, ate as much of their "food" as possible, and decided to do the whole house!
I think this performance is worthy of a nomination in to the Dietzenbach Hall of Shame.

I have gone days and never made it thru the whole LU.

What is the food situation now, back to sausages yet?

DMD2017

03-25-18, 08:40

Still soup. No frankfurters, no cake. Just bread, M&Ms, chocolate chip cookies, and fruit.

Citizen Kane

03-25-18, 10:09

Still soup. No frankfurters, no cake. Just bread, M&Ms, chocolate chip cookies, and fruit.Unfortunately including brown M&Ms, which is why Van Halen don't attend anymore.

CpHowdy

03-25-18, 19:18

What is the best way to get FKK Dietzenback from Frankfurt? I will be staying on Lissabonner Street 2 Frankfurt am Main Germany. Is it better to Taxi, Uber, Train? Any directions?

Thanks.

Kosher Kowboy

03-25-18, 22:25

What is the best way to get FKK Dietzenback from Frankfurt? I will be staying on Lissabonner Street 2 Frankfurt am Main Germany. Is it better to Taxi, Uber, Train? Any directions?

Thanks.5 e each way on the S2 aka ' The Creampie Express'.

www.rmv.de/c/de/start/

Leaves FRA on the:09 and:39 of the hour, 32 minutes later you arrive at the Dietzenbach station (google maps will show you how to walk there as there are a few ways and a few shortcuts too).

Return train leaves on the:19 and:49 of each hour.

For your return leave Day Care on the:00 or the:30 to walk to the station you will be there with 5-10 minutes to spare. If you see the train in the station as you are walking there it will not leave before the scheduled time, it pulls in to Dietzenbach about 8 minutes prior to departure.

Depending on where Lissabonner Street is it might be quicker to get to the Offenbach station and pick up the S2 there.

Taxi is 40 e-50 e there and 35 e-40 e back (The meters on the FRA cabs are more per entry and km).

Uber I think is or was banned.

Enjoy your time at Day Care.

Vito Corleone

03-25-18, 23:20

Wanking

03-26-18, 13:13

I always just uber. It's the most convenient way.Your using Uber these days, what about your Peel p50 that fits in your backpack?

Vito Corleone

03-27-18, 00:45

Your using Uber these days, what about your Peel p50 that fits in your backpack?Alice let's me park & stow behind the reception!

CpHowdy

03-27-18, 01:00

Thanks! I appreciate it!

5 e each way on the S2 aka ' The Creampie Express'.

www.rmv.de/c/de/start/

Leaves FRA on the:09 and:39 of the hour, 32 minutes later you arrive at the Dietzenbach station (google maps will show you how to walk there as there are a few ways and a few shortcuts too).

Return train leaves on the:19 and:49 of each hour.

For your return leave Day Care on the:00 or the:30 to walk to the station you will be there with 5-10 minutes to spare. If you see the train in the station as you are walking there it will not leave before the scheduled time, it pulls in to Dietzenbach about 8 minutes prior to departure..

DFWdude

03-28-18, 01:37

What is the best way to get FKK Dietzenback from Frankfurt? I will be staying on Lissabonner Street 2 Frankfurt am Main Germany. Is it better to Taxi, Uber, Train? Any directions?

Thanks.If you stay more than 8 hours and do 4 or more girls Alice will give you a FREE taxi coupon back to the Frankfurt HBF. I use that every visit. Just ask!

Delta Indigo

03-29-18, 23:09

Are their any girls here who rim, thanks.

Vito Corleone

03-31-18, 03:42

Are their any girls here who rim, thanks.If Milana the old polish MILF is still around she provides a great rim job.

DFWdude

04-09-18, 01:46

Smoke Light

04-09-18, 02:36

Today was a dismal line up at the Gypsie Palace, just 5 girls. I know its Orthodox Easter and many girls take the time off. How long do they take? I will be at the club in two weeks, hopefully my gypsie girls will be back in full force!For the girls two biggest holidays are Christmas and Easter. Some girls take the whole month off, till the end of April. Most stay home at least 2 weeks. Line up should improve the week of April 23rd and beyond.

Wanking

04-09-18, 11:54

Are their any girls here who rim, thanks.Don't think there are many girls there that want to lick old guy anus (or any guy anus for that matter).

Reminded me of something that makes me chuckle.

When I was last there, summer 17, I went for a session with Dana who really did it for me visually plus I love the feel of her really soft body (or loose body as Vito described her hehe).

We were in the room and I wanted to go down on her brown hole and she wouldn't let me, when I asked why she said "Because I think you are licking every girls arse every day! " I started laughing and she asked what I was laughing at?

I told her "Well I really wish that was true, months often pass between my arse licking sessions".

Christian G

04-09-18, 12:15

Don't think there are many girls there that want to lick old guy anus (or any guy anus for that matter).In my RTC experience I found only one girl who lick my ass on her own accord, Seline (RO) at Luderland in Leverkusen, she was 3 holes as well.

I told her "Well I really wish that was true, months often pass between my arse licking sessions".You should visit Pattaya - Thailand, a lot of ass licking there given and received LOL

Delta Indigo

04-09-18, 14:32

In my RTC experience I found only one girl who lick my ass on her own accord, Seline (RO) at Luderland in Leverkusen, she was 3 holers as well.

you should visit Pattaya - Thailand, alot of ass licking there given and received LOLJust for my own information, I gather that this Selene was not great looking? Am I right?

Sirioja

04-09-18, 14:43

If you stay more than 8 hours and do 4 or more girls Alice will give you a FREE taxi coupon back to the Frankfurt HBF. I use that every visit. Just ask!Fortunately, I have my car, because I could stay 8 hours, eating all m&ms ex treets, and all mandarines, taking good very hot showers, but for my visits I gave back my virgin card. When I was asked why? I had to answer I'm only attracted by guys.

Funny on my 2 last visits at high level Globe Zurich, when I was asked and answered no room for me. Manager wanted to know what is problem with his top GFE and beauty girls, and casting was for sure higher level than Sharks, with Megan who was one of the prettiest at Sharks, Misha who is as pretty, and Sofia and Raïssa who are sexier, so I answered I had at least a good diner.

Not even good foods at low level Dietzenbach with so low casting even when 12 girls, compare to Alexandra at Arabella, or sometimes some like Mina or few others at Venus. But girls who fuck AO with everybody are too risky and not interesting. They are just poor girls who don t have other choice to make fast money. More enjoyable game is to be offered by pretty girls, for free, and repeat. Game for reliable men.

Christian G

04-09-18, 15:17

Just for my own information, I gather that this Selene was not great looking? Am I right?No, you are wrong. Of course she wasn't a stunner, but not bad looking at all compared to many RTC girls.

Delta Indigo

04-09-18, 15:25

No, you are wrong. Of course she wasnt a stunner, but not bad looking at all compared to many RTC girls.When I went there just once, there was one decent looking girl there, I don't remember her name but I don't think it was Selene, the others were awful.

In fact I accompanied a friend to Dietzenbach during Easter and I did not partake, but I thought the girls were a lot better looking than Luderland, in fact the top 4 were better than anything at Luderland. After Luderland I avoided RTCs.

My friend wanted to stop by Dietzenbach and I was curious as to the lineup, it was better, my guess is that it is way better than most RTCs?

Christian G

04-09-18, 15:36

When I went there just once, there was one decent looking girl there, I don't remember her name but I don't think it was Selene, the others were awful.I went to Luderland only once more than 2 years ago. I don't know about the current line up.