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Thanks for your public service.
When did you see her? I know she was working a week ago but was unsure about sinceI haven't seen her personally, but I asked one of the girls there (someone very reliable, at least to me) today and she confirmed.
Myrrh. Agreed.
Still, this place is the skanky end and any hopeful tourists will be hugely disappointed. Anyone with any style will be better off at Sharks, Oase and so on. No facilities, nothing but couches and beds. Only for members who can cope with basic basic
Gino and FreeDude. Thanks for info. The mystery remains.
Vito Corleone
11-24-17, 10:36
Most importantly, the girls behave very differently. The amount of DFK on the couch was minimal (unlike NRW) and in most cases they just let the guy sit there on the couch while they continue blabbing away in Romanian with the other girls. Once the cigarette is done, they move to a room. I must say that changed very quickly once a girl found out I know a tiny bit of Romanian (word spreads fast), but being interested in a client doesn't seem to be the norm. If this place was somewhere near Dsseldorf, I don't think I'd ever pick it as the one to visit!The problem is Alice is the reception lady. She's friends & knows all her former co workers do she's fing around on her phone just like the rest of these gypsies. When the old German lady Tina was there this would not happen. Girls gone missing for hours & whatever I just left early (& missed trip by a couple minutes). Alice is just like the crap food, better than nothing.
Triptogamont
11-24-17, 14:12
Reminds me of when tourists first visit a foreign city. They find the first run down restaurant that they can see which is serving crappy fast food. But because it is the only place they know of they continue eating there night after night, waxing lyrical about how great the food is. The locals hear them but never let on that there are far better places elsewhere.
Guilty as charged, sir! I am definitely one of those tourists who shows up and is ecstatic to buy fast food that is inexpensive and cannot be found in my homeland!
I only visited F39 once back in June. I was not very impressed with the lineup at all. The best looking girl was maybe a 7. Did I just go on a bad day?
Kosher Kowboy
11-24-17, 15:21
Guilty as charged, sir! I am definitely one of those tourists who shows up and is ecstatic to buy fast food that is inexpensive and cannot be found in my homeland!
At least our fast food joints have a product that has standards set by the FDA and all 50 states have a health and human services department to ensure clean facilities. To me the club offers novelty although it is disgusting and I do agree with prior posts that tourists with class not interested in taking on risks would be better served going to the Towel Factory, Oase etc. The pricing structure means nothing to me, I am there for the filth and the cream that drips out of them from after the first man who dirties them up till the last man. I think we all know they can wash all they want but no matter if you are first or last your vagina you rent would never be FDA approved! Dirty meat from open to close. Even the meat hangers get blown to shreds by middle of the afternoon if not earlier.
I disagree on the money part (for myself) but I can not speak for other tourists. However, most tourists (at least from North America or Canada who make the journey we do not see many Asians in here) who show up have money already. Airfare and hotel for a week are roughly $2,000 overhead right out of the gate just to land and stay in the area regardless if you go to Dietz for a week or Oase etc.
Pricing means nothing to me. If Dietz raised prices and prices at the big clean clubs came down I would still go to Dietz. I am there for the fun, the service and the filth and I am proud of it.
I wish we could pay with credit cards and earn points or airlines miles. We could at least get a little bonus that way for what we are paying for as we have already seen how easy it is to take something unwanted home from this club; miles and points would be a great bonus for the high risk trade-off.
ExpatLover
11-24-17, 16:06
At least our fast food joints have a product that has standards set by the FDA and all 50 states have a health and human services department to ensure clean facilities. To me the club offers novelty although it is disgusting and I do agree with prior posts that tourists with class not interested in taking on risks would be better served going to the Towel Factory, Oase etc. The pricing structure means nothing to me, I am there for the filth and the cream that drips out of them from after the first man who dirties them up till the last man. I think we all know they can wash all they want but no matter if you are first or last your vagina you rent would never be FDA approved! Dirty meat from open to close. Even the meat hangers get blown to shreds by middle of the afternoon if not earlier.
I disagree on the money part (for myself) but I can not speak for other tourists. However, most tourists (at least from North America or Canada who make the journey we do not see many Asians in here) who show up have money already. Airfare and hotel for a week are roughly $2,000 overhead right out of the gate just to land and stay in the area regardless if you go to Dietz for a week or Oase etc.
Pricing means nothing to me. If Dietz raised prices and prices at the big clean clubs came down I would still go to Dietz. I am there for the fun, the service and the filth and I am proud of it :D
I wish we could pay with credit cards and earn points or airlines miles. We could at least get a little bonus that way for what we are paying for as we have already seen how easy it is to take something unwanted home from this club; miles and points would be a great bonus for the high risk trade-off.Kk you are always reporting only about this club I think that less and less people can believe in your reports especially that you are stating that you are in the Dominican republic for the last weeks.
SerialAOMonger
11-24-17, 19:06
Optimist,
I'm here right now Friday 24 Nov. Bianca's not here and her picture isn't up at the bar.
The problem is Alice is the reception lady. Alice is just like the crap food, better than nothing.Alice is the last person that you would want to put in charge of a charity. Mean spirited, cold mannered and naturally poisonous. She was like that when she was a WG and now they have put her in charge.
All that fuss about guys being told that they shouldn't relieve themselves in the shower would never have happened under Ina's or the old woman's watch. They had a more laissez-faire approach to what the customers did and had better things to concern themselves with.
I remember once when Alice was still working that she was sitting next to another girl. She naturally assumed that I would only be interested in her as she was the 'stunning blonde bombshell' of course. However my eye was caught by the younger girl who I hadn't seen before and thought was cuter. "Don't bother talking to her" Alice sneered. "She can't even speak any English". I ignored Alice and spoke to the younger girl anyway. When the other girl did not immediately respond Alice gave one of the most cruel laughs I have ever heard and said with total glee "See, told you"!
Saw on another location new girl EMA at Dietzenbach. Any details?
SerialAOMonger
11-25-17, 11:12
I was there at FKK Dietzenbach again last night. I got there around 5 pm. My first session of the night was with Adelle. She has an amazing hourglass figure, nice long legs and jet-black hair. I have seen her before but never had a chance to go to a room with her. I saw her sitting on the couch and decided now this is finally my opportunity. She speaks good English, I forgot how old she said she was maybe about 23? So that explains why her body looks so good. So I went to the room with her, she said she can do no condom but I could not finish inside because she is not on the pill. So that was disappointing because all the girls I have met at FKK40 have been OK with this except her. Also her service wasn't very good. I asked if she kisses she said yes but it wasn't French kissing at all, just some lame little kisses like she would do to her little brother. She doesn't French kiss like the other girls. Her body is to die for but her service is not very good like the other girls and I could tell she wanted to hurry up and get it over with, which is disappointing. Anyway I took some leyzene from amazon and it was kicking in big time at this point and working too well because I was rock hard and ready to burst as she was giving me a BBBJ. I had to tell her to stop because I wanted to have sex not just a BJ. So she put a condom on me and we had sex but I was a 2 pump chump.
Later on in the night I saw Elena and I decided to go with her again since I always have a good session with her. She does French kissing (although it's the shallow Romanian tongue punch but its better than nothing) she's very petite and has a good little body but doesn't speak English. I don't know how old she is maybe in her late 20's? When I try to ask her a question she doesn't understand but its OK I always have a great session with her.
Next was Sarah she's 21 and speaks good English. But at this point the leyzene was wearing off and I couldn't perform anymore. I tried to have sex with her but it wasn't working anymore so she gave me a BBBJ until I came in her mouth. She had a good attitude about it all and was eager to please. If this same situation would have happened with someone else I'm sure she would be annoyed. Sarah's blow job skills are very good with her tongue and deep throating. I will repeat with her again.
While I was sitting on the couch in the living room I saw a client was DFK with a girl. It was some serious DFK and there were 3 girls who saw this and started yelling at her to stop doing DFK. I don't understand Romanian so I don't know what they were saying but it was obvious they were telling her to stop DFK. She didn't hear what they were saying I guess she was in the zone. So they began to literally throw things at her like cigarette packs until they got her attention and she stopped. I don't know the name of the girl that does DFK, at this point in the night I was done and ready to go home so I left but I will look for her next time.
Neurosynth
11-25-17, 21:03
I've done about 7-8 days in Dietz since 2016 and 3 days in Freude last weekend. Both similar clubs offering similar 'special' service and the very same pricing. I reckon Freude has the edge in every way. Been to both about the same amount, maybe a bit more, and would agree. The differences aren't that great, and the most obvious difference is just the overall club aesthetics, but all things being equal I'd probably go to Freude. My choice was usually based on the region I had to go to for other reasons.
(Prior to the new law there were more no-AO girls in Freude (a good handful) than Dietz (usually one, rarely two), and I'd bet it's not much different now.)
Vito Corleone
11-25-17, 23:22
I was there at FKK Dietzenbach again last night. I got there around 5 pm. My first session of the night was with Adelle. She has an amazing hourglass figure, nice long legs and jet-black hair. I have seen her before but never had a chance to go to a room with her. I saw her sitting on the couch and decided now this is finally my opportunity. She speaks good English, I forgot how old she said she was maybe about 23? So that explains why her body looks so good. So I went to the room with her, she said she can do no condom but I could not finish inside because she is not on the pill. So that was disappointing because all the girls I have met at FKK40 have been OK with this except her. Also her service wasn't very good. I asked if she kisses she said yes but it wasn't French kissing at all, just some lame little kisses like she would do to her little brother. She doesn't French kiss like the other girls. Her body is to die for but her service is not very good like the other girls and I could tell she wanted to hurry up and get it over with, which is disappointing. Anyway I took some leyzene from amazon and it was kicking in big time at this point and working too well because I was rock hard and ready to burst as she was giving me a BBBJ. I had to tell her to stop because I wanted to have sex not just a BJ. So she put a condom on me and we had sex but I was a 2 pump chump.She was creampie city a couple weeks ago. 2 pump chump with a condom? I'd have a hard time keeping it up covered!
I was there at FKK Dietzenbach again last night. I got there around 5 pm. My first session of the night was with Adelle. She has an amazing hourglass figure, nice long legs and jet-black hair. I have seen her before but never had a chance to go to a room with her. I saw her sitting on the couch and decided now this is finally my opportunity. She speaks good English, I forgot how old she said she was maybe about 23? So that explains why her body looks so good. So I went to the room with her, she said she can do no condom but I could not finish inside because she is not on the pill. So that was disappointing because all the girls I have met at FKK40 have been OK with this except her. Also her service wasn't very good. I asked if she kisses she said yes but it wasn't French kissing at all, just some lame little kisses like she would do to her little brother. She doesn't French kiss like the other girls. Her body is to die for but her service is not very good like the other girls and I could tell she wanted to hurry up and get it over with, which is disappointing. Anyway I took some leyzene from amazon and it was kicking in big time at this point and working too well because I was rock hard and ready to burst as she was giving me a BBBJ. I had to tell her to stop because I wanted to have sex not just a BJ. So she put a condom on me and we had sex but I was a 2 pump chump.When I was there on Oct 29 I creampied her. She took a good pounding. No real kissing but pussy took it like a pro. But in this hobby YMMV all the time.
Optimist,
I'm here right now Friday 24 Nov. Bianca's not here and her picture isn't up at the bar.Thanks. That makes one week unexpectedly absence.She was still missing yesterday (Saturday):(
The girls enforcing their cultural norm was a great story (throwing the cigarette packets)
Kosher Kowboy
11-26-17, 14:05
When I was there on Oct 29 I creampied her. She took a good pounding. No real kissing but pussy took it like a pro. But in this hobby YMMV all the time.I just read a review of her elsewhere (I needed to translate it thru the browser) and the guy mentioned at first she asked him ' not to inject it' but when ready to cum he asked to cum in her and she nodded in the affirmative. Of course this is all translated but the next line was; ' still nice to look' .
I think he is an artist and likes to see the fruits of his labor; I advocate for the removal of all paper towels.
I agree there can be some YMMV but I also think it is possible they may go on or off birth control on their holidays or long breaks and time their cycles until the pill or the shot kick in. There is one girl there (she had not been in the LU more than 4-5 days prior to arrival) who told me not to cum in her pussy think back in September than when I went for the next trip I inseminated her vagina multiple times and she had a huge smile of appreciation on her face (that smile was for the forthcoming 40 E not me). Another girl I had a great session with last trip and she was a new girl at the time (as did another European monger who was there) but no creampie allowed by either of us. I think this was a birth control thing. I can see how YMMV is possible and can see why she might not have wanted a fat, disgusting, smelly and unappealing dirty old man like me shooting in her but this other guy is a respectable good looking young buck who shouldn't have been denied and he is the only man (or women for that matter) that I have ever met from Ireland who was not plastered and incoherent by lunchtime. I tended bar in Chicago many years and the Irish would close one bar at 4 AM than stay up making noise in the street being obnoxious and loud and at 9 AM were in line for the 10 AM bar openings, not sure if the Irish even sleep. Alcohol, football and creampies must be their daily routine. Either way, neither of us were allowed to flood her little pussy.
However, about 2 weeks later another monger who was there blew in her pussy with no problem. And about the same time I read on an American board she allowed herself to be filled vaginally with New York sperm. And another poster here mentioned she took creampies few weeks ago.
I agree there is YMMV all the time but I also think there are some birth control and cycle things that cum in to play, no pun intended. I read in the Sharks thread somewhere about some ancient Asian King who said to his son ' if you do not cum every time you can fuck many women. ' At 40 E a pop which is nothing at Dietz the next time I run in to a YMMV / Birth control pussy situation I will simply fuck her but not cum than pay her and grab another woman to inseminate after. It is cheap enough and for 40 E I would rather not finish on a belly or in a mouth and instead find another coin slot to blow inside of.
Price.
Before 11.00 is 20 euro. Also after 21.00.
Kosher Kowboy
11-30-17, 17:45
I see in the LU two new names (I think).
A Bulgarian Jessy.
And a Milena (says PL); maybe Poland?
And that Emi girl.
Seems those headed there in the next week have their work cut out for them. Hopefully everyone will wear their shoes, use mouthwash, clean after using the restroom and sex and not dip their hands in the sausages so this new pussy (if new and not returnees) can stay as clean as possible.
How quick does birth control usually kick in once started?
Hopefully they are all on birth control already and just didn't start. I think Alice should have a list for the girls of all the guys in the club who have had vasectomies for the new girls to refer too.
Vito Corleone
12-01-17, 00:47
I see in the LU two new names (I think).
A Bulgarian Jessy.
And a Milena (says PL); maybe Poland?Jessy has been at Dietz for 2 years & RTC chain for 3-4 yrs.
Milena has been there for 15 yrs!
ExpatLover
12-01-17, 03:45
I see in the LU two new names (I think).
A Bulgarian Jessy.
And a Milena (says PL); maybe Poland?
And that Emi girl.
Seems those headed there in the next week have their work cut out for them. Hopefully everyone will wear their shoes, use mouthwash, clean after using the restroom and sex and not dip their hands in the sausages so this new pussy (if new and not returnees) can stay as clean as possible.
How quick does birth control usually kick in once started?
Hopefully they are all on birth control already and just didn't start. I think Alice should have a list for the girls of all the guys in the club who have had vasectomies for the new girls to refer too.Sorry I don t believe that any young and beautiful from Hungary or Poland is working in this kind of club, when she has the possibility to work in Shark, Oase, GT, LV etc. I visited Dietz and it is not worth 1 cent for me at least, even if I spent my last years in jail I will not go with any of the girl in the room and of course will never do any AO even you will give me 100000 euros, many German forums have the same opinion.
I was there at FKK Dietzenbach again last night. I got there around 5 pm. My first session of the night was with Adelle. She has an amazing hourglass figure, nice long legs and jet-black hair. I have seen her before but never had a chance to go to a room with her. I saw her sitting on the couch and decided now this is finally my opportunity. She speaks good English, I forgot how old she said she was maybe about 23? So that explains why her body looks so good. So I went to the room with her, she said she can do no condom but I could not finish inside because she is not on the pill. So that was disappointing because all the girls I have met at FKK40 have been OK with this except her. Also her service wasn't very good. I asked if she kisses she said yes but it wasn't French kissing at all, just some lame little kisses like she would do to her little brother. She doesn't French kiss like the other girls. Her body is to die for but her service is not very good like the other girls and I could tell she wanted to hurry up and get it over with, which is disappointing. Anyway I took some leyzene from amazon and it was kicking in big time at this point and working too well because I was rock hard and ready to burst as she was giving me a BBBJ. I had to tell her to stop because I wanted to have sex not just a BJ. So she put a condom on me and we had sex but I was a 2 pump chump.
Later on in the night I saw Elena and I decided to go with her again since I always have a good session with her. She does French kissing (although it's the shallow Romanian tongue punch but its better than nothing) she's very petite and has a good little body but doesn't speak English. I don't know how old she is maybe in her late 20's? When I try to ask her a question she doesn't understand but its OK I always have a great session with her.
Next was Sarah she's 21 and speaks good English..Even not cumming in pussy, only seminal liquid when fucking without condom, can make pregnant a girl, so girls asking not to cum inside, should better take pills, or they will have to look for who is the dad, or who gave them a bad disease. Some of them can make girls not able anymore to have child.
ExpatLover
12-02-17, 08:09
I was there at FKK Dietzenbach again last night. I got there around 5 pm. My first session of the night was with Adelle. She has an amazing hourglass figure, nice long legs and jet-black hair. I have seen her before but never had a chance to go to a room with her. I saw her sitting on the couch and decided now this is finally my opportunity. She speaks good English, I forgot how old she said she was maybe about 23? So that explains why her body looks so good. So I went to the room with her, she said she can do no condom but I could not finish inside because she is not on the pill. So that was disappointing because all the girls I have met at FKK40 have been OK with this except her. Also her service wasn't very good. I asked if she kisses she said yes but it wasn't French kissing at all, just some lame little kisses like she would do to her little brother. She doesn't French kiss like the other girls. Her body is to die for but her service is not very good like the other girls and I could tell she wanted to hurry up and get it over with, which is disappointing. Anyway I took some leyzene from amazon and it was kicking in big time at this point and working too well because I was rock hard and ready to burst as she was giving me a BBBJ. I had to tell her to stop because I wanted to have sex not just a BJ. So she put a condom on me and we had sex but I was a 2 pump chump..Some guys like to play with their life, coming inside a girl from Dietz is for me at least totally irresponsible, try to do it with a nice girl in shark or other big clubs they will all refuse just because they are not disparate to earn some euros and their health has more value than the health from some mongers.
And that Emi girl.EMA is a dead ringer for young Charlize Theron, to the extent that I was initially shy to approach her. No fear, she is a sociable girl and offers standard Dietzenbach service leve (mid-tier, I would say). Her face, particularly, has the ability to express a multitude of feeelings, just watch and observe.
Kosher Kowboy
12-06-17, 08:45
EMA is a dead ringer for young Charlize Theron, to the extent that I was initially shy to approach her. No fear, she is a sociable girl and offers standard Dietzenbach service leve (mid-tier, I would say). Her face, particularly, has the ability to express a multitude of feeelings, just watch and observe.Maybe I will try her today. Nice meeting you and Mr. Optimist yesterday, had a good time with you all. If anyone is around FRA lmk, will be here the next week. I'll be splitting time between Dietz and Sharks and Mainhatten. Can't type worth shit on this laptop keyboard but saw Ramona for the first time and she will be repeated with and will rise in the rankings very fast. No sleep (hardly any) or real food in almost 40 hours now so may go Shark Hunting today. Too many sausages.
Which one of you broke the third shower at Alice's? Out of order.
Nice meeting you and Mr. Optimist yesterday, had a good time with you all.Likewise, a very enjoyable meeting of three musketeers (sans DArtagnan aka Mac).
Three days well spent, 11 sessions all in all. Sunday was a bit bleak, but maybe the Christmas tree that Anna and somebody from the staff put up on Monday lifted the spirits a bit. Tuesday was business as usual; customers kept coming and coming. I'll post a report in a couple of days.
Kosher Kowboy
12-06-17, 23:07
Likewise, a very enjoyable meeting of three musketeers (sans DArtagnan aka Mac).
Three days well spent, 11 sessions all in all. Sunday was a bit bleak, but maybe the Christmas tree that Anna and somebody from the staff put up on Monday lifted the spirits a bit. Tuesday was business as usual; customers kept coming and coming. I'll post a report in a couple of days.I have had a wonderful few days there as well, tomorrow I go to a 'real FKK club' as I am tired of sausages and cold Whoppers from the Frankfurt train station and do not feel like walking in the cold to get Turkish food. My Queen is absent but I did find another one up for promotion and will repeat with her.
Member #4585
12-07-17, 10:08
I have had a wonderful few days there as well, tomorrow I go to a 'real FKK club' as I am tired of sausages and cold Whoppers from the Frankfurt train station and do not feel like walking in the cold to get Turkish food. My Queen is absent but I did find another one up for promotion and will repeat with her.Good to hear you are having fun Kosher Kowboy. Are you going to marry your queen, marry the new queen to be or go find a Shark like one of the Precious Princesses or Superstars there?
Kosher Kowboy
12-07-17, 10:30
Good to hear you are having fun Kosher Kowboy. Are you going to marry your queen, marry the new queen to be or go find a Shark like one of the Precious Princesses or Superstars there?I think today is a good day to hunt the Superstars in Darmstadt . If they are busy or on private jets to Hong Kong or Shanghai I will pick a precious princess or simply find a low hanging fruit if any of the previously referred to demonstrate ungrateful or greedy behavior.
It is cold out and I desire the wellness center there and some good food. I am not in the mood to sit on red couches today and freeze on the walks.
I just spent three days here, and was the worst company in the world as my Queen was missing (a situation I partially recovered by efforts worthy of the cloak and dagger world of Smiley) But other members KK, Kurre, and another (not sure if he wants to be outed) took pity on me and humoured me.
On arrival Alice kindly teased me about my sad situation. And I was welcomed nicely by three of the girls who knew me. Even though I was not going much to rooms, and was down in the mouth, the girls didn't make me feel awkward. Several of the girls use a romanian word to describe me, which is a great compliment. (No it does not mean sexy, charismatic, or handsome). This meant I happily returned every day to the comfort of the Day Care Centre. No other club could tempt my miserable carcass away.
I will give a bit more detail as time goes on.
I had a weird experience on the way in, untypical of the club. The first external door was open as the lady who delivers the succulent sausages was putting packs of wurst in the door way. I went to the top of the stairs and rang the bell, to hear a screeching"Aus, aus" being screamed at me by this woman. I had accidentally stood one step higher than was normal when the gate was closed. I had been thinking of helping her un load. Faced with this order I immediately did the opposite and went right up to the door: she immediately shut up. Shouting at random clients: good move
KK. Delay the coronation and try my suggestion for your additional Queen.
ExpatLover
12-07-17, 21:57
I think today is a good day to hunt the Superstars in Darmstadt . If they are busy or on private jets to Hong Kong or Shanghai I will pick a precious princess or simply find a low hanging fruit if any of the previously referred to demonstrate ungrateful or greedy behavior.
It is cold out and I desire the wellness center there and some good food. I am not in the mood to sit on red couches today and freeze on the walks.Private jet from Germany to Shanghai, Hong Kong are really not so common, just because you need a big plane or you need to stop often.
Kosher Kowboy
12-08-17, 08:30
Good to hear you are having fun Kosher Kowboy. Are you going to marry your queen, marry the new queen to be or go find a Shark like one of the Precious Princesses or Superstars there?As usual I ended up at the Creampie Factory. I took advantage of the 2 E tram ride to Mainhatten and the early entry and ate like a King for few hours and cleared out my system which has been shocked with the 20 plus degree drops in temps my body is used to and enjoyed steam, sauna and hot tub than split for Dietz in a taxi to stay warm feeling recharged and no longer freezing inside. Small LU yesterday, but plenty for me. My Queen is still missing, perhaps she has married the striker for Dortmund and will now live a life of riches and spoils or perhaps she switched clubs as she has many times. Life is too short and too many tutes in the sea to dwell on one will find others.
KK. Delay the coronation and try my suggestion for your additional Queen.There will be no coronation yet. Queen Nein (am told Kein is more proper to be correct) Vashing's status is up in the air but return or not I have two applicants who want a crown on their head (more like Euros in their pussies) that are in the auditioning process both worthy of the title but in a ' Whorse Race' for the top spot, will be a photo finish. Ones pussy is very tight, the other is optically a notch or two above.
Speaking of photo, I wish I had a camera yesterday as I got to see one of the girls sitting on the bidet washing some guy's cum out of her pussy.
KCQuestor, if you are reading Maya is still asking for you.
Member #4585
12-08-17, 09:30
KK. Delay the coronation and try my suggestion for your additional Queen.Optimist we have Queens in every club. Like a sailor has a girl in every port.
Queens are crowned and dethroned all the time.
Kosher Kowboy
12-08-17, 22:50
Optimist we have Queens in every club. Like a sailor has a girl in every port.
Queens are crowned and dethroned all the time.Agree, need one in each club. Queen Nelly is missing and I now have dueling Queens at Dietz to replace her (life is too short to wait on a Queen the position needs to be ' filled') and was going to do them in a double tomorrow but
A Shark bit me and now I have an unexpected Queen that popped up in Darmstadt and now must adjust my schedule to match hers before I split town next week. January will be expensive now but at least I got a new souvenir.
:D
Member #4585
12-08-17, 22:56
Agree, need one in each club.
A Shark bit me and now I have an unexpected Queen that popped up in Darmstadt and now must adjust my schedule to match hers before I split town next week. January will be expensive now but at least I got a new souvenir.
:DYou got a Sharks tea towel as a souvenir to wash your dishes with at home?
Well done.
January is starting to look dire for line ups with some girls indicating they may not come back due to the registration requirements burden and will wait and see.
If you know your girls are back anyway which I know some of my ones are then all good to come back to visit in January.
Kosher Kowboy
12-08-17, 23:21
You got a Sharks tea towel as a souvenir to wash your dishes with at home?
Well done.
January is starting to look dire for line ups with some girls indicating they may not come back due to the registration requirements burden and will wait and see.
If you know your girls are back anyway which I know some of my ones are then all good to come back to visit in January.I believe most of the girls on Team Creampie will be back but I did talk to a few Sharks and several said they aren't coming back. My two favorites at Sharks are returning.
Yes, I got a nice tea towel to wash my dishes with.
Speaking of dishes, do Germans not know how to clean up their dishes when done eating? For Christ's sake all they have to do is carry them to the fucking dish area. About 7 Germans got up right next to me after eating and just left a dirty table, no manners. No wonder one girl bitched about fucking the locals, says they want a full menu for 50 E. Kissing, anal, fingering, sucking, fucking, licking and so on.
But they do look very cute in their little version of Scottish kilts wrapped around them walking around. Perhaps I will bring them some bagpipes next trip as a gift for my sticky fingers I enjoy using in Darmstadt
Rogue Nation
12-09-17, 00:00
they want a full menu for 50 E. Kissing, anal, fingering, sucking, fucking, licking and so on.See? They know the prices and do not overpay.
My two cents for whom it may be of interest:
Sibelle: cute face, average body, very restricted access to any areas of interest. Held me face with two hands in DATY and allowed only the very tip of my tongue to touch her. Very frustrating, shall never repeat.
EMA / Emma: tall, lanky lady with a very expressive and beautiful face, not too unlike of young Charlize Theron. Good, mid-tier service. I have a feeling she will be top class very soon.
Anais: slim and smiling, highlight of the trip, can be very outgoing and fun. The Christmas tree clearly lifted her spirits. Toothy BJ to the point of being painful, otherwise service is mid-tier. Her personality ticks my boxes, however.
Dany: tall and very skinny, aims to please, makes contact more than most of the girls.
Elena: always a pleasure, nice body and a tight fit. Above mid-tier, but not fully accommodating all wishes.
Anna: service has improved since 2016, BJ is deeper now too, could deepthroat me easily and even add tongue action on top of that. Gets a lot of action, too, grab her when you can.
Rebeka: stunning body, mediocre service and very detached. Shall never repeat.
Ramona: a lot of effort, nice small body and action definitely starts on the couch. Service top tier in this crowd.
Amira or Marina or something to that effect: young looking, pretty in Dracula's bride kind of way. Good BJ, slim and tight, mixed vibes, no German, hardly any English. The session was great one of the strangest I've ever had, but oddly satisfying. This one you have to try yourself to make up your own mind. Very busy, had to stalk her to get a session.
EMA / Emma and Elena as a threesome: good service, will repeat if I have the chance.
Dany and Ramona as a threesome: did more or less my bidding, worked hard, might repeat.
Kosher Kowboy
12-09-17, 07:44
My two cents for whom it may be of interest:
Amira or Marina or something to that effect: young looking, pretty in Dracula's bride kind of way. Good BJ, slim and tight, mixed vibes, no German, hardly any English. The session was great one of the strangest I've ever had, but oddly satisfying. This one you have to try yourself to make up your own mind. Very busy, had to stalk her to get a session.
EMA
Your two cents added up to a Dollar very well, or better said a Euro on all the girls. .
Emi / EMA seems to be pronounced ' Emma' and agree, and at the top of the class per today's LU. And she allows for great viewings of the fruits of your labor, and in the running for a Crown.
I 'think' Amira and Milena are two different ones' . Did Amira do it ' our way'for you? ; I believe she was a fan of latex with one of the guys I was chatting with in the club. A young long dark haired gal hair tied up with a very long pony tail?
And Milena is the old Polish lady who I found out from a German who kindly warned me my semen would not make it in to her cervix due to latex blockage barriers she puts up so I did not try her although I do love an old used engine with 400,000 miles+ on it now and than. She doesn't do it my preferred way.
I'd really like to tip my hat off to the Germans I meet at Dietz and at the larger clubs for that matter who are very nice helpful and sharing guys who display zero arrogance; it really is amazing how just like in the USA you get a guy behind a keyboard they become what we call ' keyboard warriors' yet in person the ' monger to monger' bond is that of equals. Some of these Germans I have met have provided incredible information to me in the most non-arrogant way with no combative territorial fears. Hats off to them!
See? They know the prices and do not overpay.You sound like a great connection to have! Can we be friends?? I'd like to offer you 50 E if you could accompany me to Stuttgart when I buy my custom made Mercedes in a year or two or whatever city you buy them in. I think that 50 E assuming you are German should buy you a complete 'wedding night ' plus anal with no rushing. Since Germans do not overpay I think you will save me thousands of Euros on my wheels. Hell, I bet the lady will toss in a Creampie on the house too for you. I think it is well known AO is available at the larger FKK's ( and not just for Germans.)
I have full faith you will be able to get me all the bells and whistles from Mercedes perhaps even free shipping to the United States since we Americans overpay ( per certain members) . . I'll let you know when I am ready, thanks.
:D
Yes Amira was a strange session. Superb body and willing but unskilled in all aspects of the job. She asked me to put the condom on myself, and left me with a souvenir penis bruise from the blowjob. A very long 20 minutes. Actually less as all my desire for physical contact declined as each minute passed.
I am not sure she knew anything about sex apart from penis and vagina meet.
Did Amira do it ' our way'for you? ; I believe she was a fan of latex with one of the guys I was chatting with in the club. A young long dark haired gal hair tied up with a very long pony tail?Amira has a long black hair and she wore it loose when in the lounge. She most certainly did everything "our way" - I don't know if that varies depending on the customer. She is young and her body is very slim. Communicating with her was hard because of the language barrier: ended up using what Italian I know mixed with the English she knows. She was obviously tired when we went to the room. To her defense I must say she had been going to rooms nearly non-stop all day.
I massaged her to start the session the way I want and she fell asleep. Ater a while I woke her up. She enjoyed DATY and showed it in a very subtle way. She asked me to spoon with her and we did, for about ten minutes. FS started from there, like a morning session when waking up with a girlfriend. Her BBBJ in mid-session was ok. In doggy she was tighter than any of the girls in the club I have tried. After three days of all-day punting I failed to finish, though. One-hour session with her went a bit on overtime but considering her nap it was only fair.
Kurre. Yes Amira is very busy. I think I must have misread the signals and misunderstood the service she offered. She had approached me so I don't think she was reluctant to go with me. It sounds like my experience was partly down to my own error: reading what you say I think I can see the words and expressions I misunderstood.
Thanks for your help.
KK. I think Rogue Nation was trying to agree with the general point you often make that there is good service available at basic prices, and that we don't need to pay over large sums like, for example, some east asian tourists are known to do.
I don't take too much notice of girls who complain about guys who want "everything" for basic price. Clearly there are some exploitative men as there are girls, but correct price for correct service is what I expect, and what I find îand most cases at Dietzenbach. Kissing, DATY, suck and fuck is correct service.
Superb body and willing but unskilled in all aspects of the job.I agree on both counts. It will be interesting to see what kind of provider she will shape into in this club. What was curious was the way she allowed full access to all I wanted to during DATY. Very rare in Dietzenbach, at least with the girls of her body type.
I went with Elena who had been making overtures to me and approached me. In her heels she always looks super slim, but completely different in bare feet. When I came to pay her I walked right past her!
I extended to an hour and had a great time. I was a little surprised as my previous session with her had been a little uncommitted, but this time she started right from the beginning with the illusion that she found me interesting and liked me. Service is excellent. And an ability to empathise and share.
Maybe she had registered my long sessions with another girl and wanted some of the euros. Well she succeeded and really worked hard. She earned every euro, and more. And I would certainly repeat: a good girl deserve to get more than the basic short session.
When I talked to another girl about the session she laughed so much in astonishment that Elena had put so much in to the session. So maybe I messed up my session with Amira, but with Elena I got it to work.
So adopting esteemed KK's monarchical system she becomes Queen Number 2. But I still have to retry Anna and Amira, and try missing Valentina
I agree on both counts. It will be interesting to see what kind of provider she will shape into in this club. What was curious was the way she allowed full access to all I wanted to during DATY. Very rare in Dietzenbach, at least with the girls of her body type.I am kicking myself for messing up my session with Amira. Sometimes it is not the girl who is crap but the guy :D. I can't wait for a second try. Thanks for the info.
Dutch Rudder
12-09-17, 14:22
Good morning,
After reading 10 pages of reports, I broke my decade long absence from the FKK scene with a trip to FKK Dietz. Thank you to all those who have provided insights and shared your experiences. I dove further into the thread today and found some real gems that made me laugh out loud.
As a first timer in the club, I was warmly greeted by Jessy who hadn't me cracking up throughout the evening. She gave me a tour and used hand gestures to indicate what happened in various parts of the club. If she had a mustache and a hat, I might have mistaken her for Charlie Chaplin. "Oh we fuck in the rooms?" I signaled with my virginal, quizzical look.
The club was lightly populated with punters when I arrived at 2130. Maybe 7 or 8 of us. For the enthusiastic gourmands, there were a dozen or so hot dogs swimming in the warm water bath. After a small struggle with the tongs, which are too narrow to grasp one hot dog, I seized one, only to realize it was linked to another. Thankfully the links are like a septuagenarian's schwanz after an evening of gut punching: spongy and pliable. Like I was in Solomon's Temple, I divided the two and laughed later when I read the report about the guy who pulled them apart with his bare hands.
Alice was mostly forgiving of my ignorance and missteps during the evening. I only wished that I had met her a few years ago to see how she balanced her iron fisted attitude with her sex appeal. When curious, a man develops a thirst.
Anyways, long story short, I had two sessions (Rebeka and Anna) and even had time in the sauna. I think I will bring my own shower shoes next time. No complaints or surprises. I look forward to establishing myself in Club Aldi and hopefully sharing a few laughs with some of you. If you'the like further details, send me a DM.
DutchRudder. Nice to hear from you. Not sure if you realise but you don't have the facility to receive PMs.
Cheers.
Rogue Nation
12-09-17, 18:56
I think that 50 E assuming you are German should buy you a complete 'wedding night ' plus anal with no rushing.There's a lot to learn about the German P6 and club scene. And the girls. Eventually you will get there, I'm sure. Keep on trying.
Kosher Kowboy
12-09-17, 20:31
For the enthusiastic gourmands, there were a dozen or so hot dogs swimming in the warm water bath. After a small struggle with the tongs, which are too narrow to grasp one hot dog, I seized one, only to realize it was linked to another.
I think I will bring my own shower shoes next time. No complaints or surprises. The tongs are tough to grab the sausages with. I finally figured out the best way to grab your sausage (the one in the filthy water) is to hold a napkin in your right hand (I am right handed) and with your left hand lift up the two sausages with the tongs and grasp the right sausage with the napkin you are holding and pull them apart than simply let the other sausage fall back in to the filthy water and that way the only sausage you touched was the one you grabbed with your napkin and the other sausage goes back in the water ' un-barebacked ' by human hands.
Now, the shoes after today are of very high importance especially if you go upstairs specifically the area at the top of the stairs to the right. For those familiar with the layout of the stairs as you climb the Stairway To Heaven you reach the top and can take a slight left to the rooms in that direction or go to the right to those rooms and you will pass the door where the ladies shower and clean (sometimes if it is open you can see a girl washing her pussy out on the bidet) and that is the area where you want to wear your shoes for sure and not walk barefoot as some do. This is why:
Today my zimmer with one gal was in that section off to the right. We did our thing and I blew my massive load up her Romanian pussy. A huge load. There was only one paper towel on the entire roll so she generously handed it to me to clean myself off and excused herself to go to the bidet. I noticed as she was halfway to the bidet it was too late. My entire load leaked out of her pussy and dropped on the floor. It was actually kind of a turn on watching my DNA soak the floor. She cleaned her pussy out and came back and wiped up the cum which basically spread it in to the carpet.
So now every time one of you perverts goes to one of those rooms to the right at the top of the stairwell, barefoot or shoes on you will have the high honor of walking on my cum. It is forever a part of FKK Club Dietzenbach and like a dog I have marked my territory.
:D
BigBuddy69
12-09-17, 20:40
Actually your creampie fetish is very funny to read! Didn't you bring your sharks sauna kilt with you?
There's a lot to learn about the German P6 and club scene. And the girls. Eventually you will get there, I'm sure. Keep on trying.There is a glitch in the Quote system here. You were quoting KK but the quotation says it is by me. This has happened a few times in the last year where other members' comments get attributed to me.Weird.
For what it is worth, my views on correct service and charging are the same as yours
Rogue Nation
12-10-17, 12:18
There is a glitch in the Quote system here. You were quoting KK but the quotation says it is by me. This has happened a few times in the last year where other members' comments get attributed to me.Weird.
For what it is worth, my views on correct service and charging are the same as yoursSorry. The quote was from KK. Not you.
Member #4585
12-10-17, 14:03
The tongs are tough to grab the sausages with. I finally figured out the best way to grab your sausage (the one in the filthy water) is to hold a napkin in your right hand (I am right handed) and with your left hand lift up the two sausages with the tongs and grasp the right sausage with the napkin you are holding and pull them apart than simply let the other sausage fall back in to the filthy water and that way the only sausage you touched was the one you grabbed with your napkin and the other sausage goes back in the water ' un-barebacked ' by human hands.
So now every time one of you perverts goes to one of those rooms to the right at the top of the stairwell, barefoot or shoes on you will have the high honor of walking on my cum. It is forever a part of FKK Club Dietzenbach and like a dog I have marked my territory.
:DKosher Kowboy,
What you describe makes perfect logical sense. Efficient and elegant in approach that American attention to process and control derives.
This is also what I do when confronted with detaching linked Franks at Dietz or any other establishment that serves connected quest links.
As for the come drenched carpet of Dietz. I shudder to think of those that walk bare foot in that club or do not bring their own shoes to wear.
It is mind field to realise what has gone on before you install that club.
Getting BBBJ by Anna or Sibel while your friends all sit around you on other couches watching and chatting as if nothing out of the ordinary is happening is another thing.
Member #4585
12-10-17, 14:06
There is a glitch in the Quote system here. You were quoting KK but the quotation says it is by me. This has happened a few times in the last year where other members' comments get attributed to me.Weird.
For what it is worth, my views on correct service and charging are the same as yoursOptimist just checking the link to the post quoted and it goes back to one of yours. It is you that is linked as the opening thread writer but not actually your words are quoted. Seems like your post has been manipulated.
Optimist just checking the link to the post quoted and it goes back to one of yours. It is you that is linked as the opening thread writer but not actually your words are quoted. Seems like your post has been manipulated.I just rechecked the link RN quoted and it goes back to the KK post RN quoted. In the quoted words it shows as me. As you say. All weird but not important. Cheers.
Sorry. The quote was from KK. Not you.No apology needed. It was no mistake by you. I just wondered about the programming glitches which leads to this sort of thing happening.
Cheers.
Kosher Kowboy
12-10-17, 21:32
There's a lot to learn about the German P6 and club scene. And the girls. Eventually you will get there, I'm sure. Keep on trying.I beat to my own drum and don't need your approval or disapproval for that matter. I got news for you. You don't own this board, you don't own the clubs and you certainly don't own the girls. I am aware there are some private German only clubs but as to all the other clubs I have yet to see a sign in the window that says ' German's welcome, tourists go home ' nor ' German's preferred others get lost. ' you pay entry fees as do I.
You pay Euros for your pussy just like the rest of us. They take your money like they take mine.
That makes me a John, and you as well. Perhaps it is you who needs to learn a few things that you aren't the God almighty of the ISG FKK section, eventually you will learn, I'm sure. Keep on trying.
Rogue Nation
12-10-17, 21:48
Why so aggressive? Did I hit a weak spot? Funny to see how some guys take every little sentence so seriously.
Kosher Kowboy
12-10-17, 23:10
The girls enforcing their cultural norm was a great story (throwing the cigarette packets)These girls really like to throw things. Today it was snowballs. Everyone enjoyed the weather and Alice went outside and made a snowball and came in and tossed it at a guy. Next thing I saw was Dani and another girl standing on a couch throwing a snowball over the wall in to a cabin at two people fucking. Than the girls randomly grabbed snow and tossed them at each other and a few clients up in the reception area. Such down to earth fun girls. Attached are a few photos of the approach to the Day Care Center and the Day Care Center itself all covered in snow. The girls had so much fun tossing snow at each other and clients.
Triptogamont
12-11-17, 00:17
I really should change my handle.
Arranged to meet up with Kosher Kowboy today. Fought a blizzard and hellish traffic only to find he had left. I guess blowing four loads in an afternoon makes him tired. Some Kowboy. He was kind enough to tell me that my favorite working girl was there, so even though I was exhausted, off I went!
I showed up right around 8 PM. KK dissed me twice, because Valentina was nowhere to be found! I think some of the girls may have left early. Here's what I remember of the lineup:
Elena, Suzi, Maya, Anais, Rebekah, Nico, Dani, Adele, Sibel, Laura, Ramona, Andrea with the glasses, Erica. There were a couple of other girls I don't know. I'll get KK to help me match names to faces tomorrow.
So today I had a minor case of Optimist Syndrome. My favorite girl wasn't around, but I had several days worth backed up that had to be released.
I figured I'd try Elena even though I've been told she doesn't kiss. I like her body and her strut with those heels on. Well, she gives pecks with a tiny bit of tongue. But everything else was very nice, especially since she maintains solid eye contact the entire time. Something I enjoy immensely. To me, it means she's engaged, and it helps with the illusion that she actually wants to be there. Or at least isn't just suffering through it. So thumbs up, but I don't think I'd repeat.
About a half hour later, I realized that I must not have gotten it all out of my system, so I set my sights on Suzi. I can see how someone said she sort of looks like Charlize Theron. She's a lot older when you sit down next to her. It's not a bad thing, she just looked very young from across the room. Very nice and funny conversation on the couch while hands roamed. Off to the room, where I knew I'd have a good time when she told me to lie down and relax, then attacked my balls and taint with her tongue. She allows LFK, emphasis on the light. But she rode me like a real cowgirl and we never even got to any other positions. Again thumbs up, but I'm not sure if I'd repeat. After the first couple of girls on a mongering trip, I find I really need DFK.
I showered, then got dressed, then came out to a completely empty building. I was about to set my keys on the counter, but then I realized someone would have to buzz me out the front door. Luckily, one of the girls I don't know came down and let me out. Mine was the only car left in the lot. Don't think I've ever actually closed down Dietz before.
ExpatLover
12-11-17, 07:37
I really should change my handle.
Arranged to meet up with Kosher Kowboy today. Fought a blizzard and hellish traffic only to find he had left. I guess blowing four loads in an afternoon makes him tired. Some Kowboy. He was kind enough to tell me that my favorite working girl was there, so even though I was exhausted, off I went!
I showed up right around 8 PM. KK dissed me twice, because Valentina was nowhere to be found! I think some of the girls may have left early. Here's what I remember of the lineup:
Elena, Suzi, Maya, Anais, Rebekah, Nico, Dani, Adele, Sibel, Laura, Ramona, Andrea with the glasses, Erica. There were a couple of other girls I don't know. I'll get KK to help me match names to faces tomorrow.
So today I had a minor case of Optimist Syndrome. My favorite girl wasn't around, but I had several days worth backed up that had to be released..Saw Elena in the daylight several months back even she will give 1000 euros I will not got with her, everyone has his own preferences but when I spend my money I like to session fresh girls, natural and not smoking is even better.
Kosher Kowboy
12-11-17, 08:43
Arranged to meet up with Kosher Kowboy today. Fought a blizzard and hellish traffic only to find he had left. I guess blowing four loads in an afternoon makes him tired. Some Kowboy. He was kind enough to tell me that my favorite working girl was there, so even though I was exhausted, off I went!
so I set my sights on Suzi. Sorry to have missed you I am sure another time we will meet but today am I going on a hunting expedition.
Suzi, what can I say, an older gal but very happy she has returned to the LU. Although you and I did not meet our swimmers did meet. She made the ' A List' and is in the running for Queen now. My Queen I believe will be returning but might be a little while still.
Have fun today!
By the way they say sperm can live in the ' feminine parts' for up to 3 days and that they are extremely aggressive, violent and full of hatred towards each other and very territorial (like Germans are with their Sharks or how one member of this board is that thinks he is the King of all posters)
Competition on those red couches can be quite fierce but can you just imagine with all the guys those girls at Alice's bang per day the turf wars going on between their legs!! The little swimmers are battling it to the death non-stop. Mine lose every time, they pack no punch and are very weak thanks to the the scissors at the urologists office.
Trip. Really enjoyed reading your report. I am still suffering from Optimist Syndrome: much better to have easily transferable affections.
KK. Thank you for the snowball stories. This is what makes the club so much a place to be comfortable.
Member #4585
12-11-17, 13:21
These girls really like to throw things. Today it was snowballs. Everyone enjoyed the weather and Alice went outside and made a snowball and came in and tossed it at a guy. Next thing I saw was Dani and another girl standing on a couch throwing a snowball over the wall in to a cabin at two people fucking. Than the girls randomly grabbed snow and tossed them at each other and a few clients up in the reception area. Such down to earth fun girls. Attached are a few photos of the approach to the Day Care Center and the Day Care Center itself all covered in snow. The girls had so much fun tossing snow at each other and clients.Such a sight to behold and shows as you say the different and homely and identifiable behaviour of the Dietz girls compared to Sharks Precious Princesses.
I hope the girls took good care if they were running around in the snow in the nude harvesting the snow to make snow balls.
Member #4585
12-11-17, 13:25
Thank you for the entertaining reports. You are breathing some life into this thread.
Yeah, opposing sperm left behind in a Dietz girls pussy will be battling it out with subsequent deposits of spermatozoa coming afterwards for domination of impregnating the precious egg.
You paint an intriguing picture of the forces of nature at work with various men's splooge all intermingled in the same pussy ready for her next man.
Triptogamont
12-11-17, 19:51
Trip. Really enjoyed reading your report. I am still suffering from Optimist Syndrome: much better to have easily transferable affections.
Wait, you mean someone actually reads these?
Yesterday, I would have agreed with you. Today, Valentina was there and I took her to the room twice, so I'm very happy. Plus, she says she will be there tomorrow, so all is good in the world.
SerialAOMonger
12-11-17, 20:55
I was there again Friday 1 Dec and Friday 8 Dec. I had sessions with Dani, Elena, Nico, and Adelle. In a previous post I said that Adelle did not let me finish inside because she said she was not on the pill. But I had sex with her again and this time she did let me creampie her so I retract my previous statement. She doesn't give the best service in the world but her body is amazing.
I always stay downstairs but I was feeling froggy and I decided to see what it looks like upstairs with Dani. Upstairs is quieter with no music and nobody can hear you talk unlike the rooms downstairs. And the lights are brighter upstairs. But I'll probably just stay downstairs next time because I'm lazy.
I have seen Nico at the club many times but I never got the chance to go to a room with her. I saw her sitting on the couch and decided I will give her a try. But too bad she doesn't speak any English at all. Also I don't know what was going on that night maybe she was drunk or on drugs but she was acting very strange and laughing for no reason. I have been to this club many times and never saw her acting like that so I don't know maybe she was just in a really good mood who knows. My session with her was very strange. She kept laughing for no reason and while giving a blow job she was very aggressive with rubbing my balls and it kind of hurt. She asked "is this good?" and like an idiot I said "yes" so then she rubbed my balls even harder and it really hurt so she stopped. She got on top of me but my full boner was now going soft because of the pain. So she was on her feet squatting over me and putting all her weight on me and it kind of hurt my hips. She then started riding me aggressively with all her body weight while laughing and my half hard on slipped out of her pussy and was crushed by her entire body weight. She is not a heavy girl at all but she was using every pound she had against me. I ended up finishing in her mouth in pain from all the injuries. I just wanted to get it over with before something else happens. She is trying her best and is very nice and everything but a little too much for me.
SerialAOMonger
12-11-17, 21:29
I went with Elena who had been making overtures to me and approached me. In her heels she always looks super slim, but completely different in bare feet. When I came to pay her I walked right past her!
I extended to an hour and had a great time. I was a little surprised as my previous session with her had been a little uncommitted, but this time she started right from the beginning with the illusion that she found me interesting and liked me. Service is excellent. And an ability to empathise and share.
Maybe she had registered my long sessions with another girl and wanted some of the euros. Well she succeeded and really worked hard. She earned every euro, and more. And I would certainly repeat: a good girl deserve to get more than the basic short session.Yes I agree with you Elena is very good I always have a good session with her. I always see clients passing her up and choosing a different girl. That's fine with me so I can go to a room with her.
Every time I go there she is always sitting there on her couch in the same spot every time. The other girls disappear for hours on end but Elena is always available. The other girls sit on the same couch with each other and yap for hours so nobody can sit next to them. If she talks to another girl she talks to someone sitting on a different couch. So that way there's always an empty spot on her couch so you can sit down at any time.
Which one of you broke the third shower at Alice's? Out of order.LMAO that was the best shower I always used that one. When I first started going there it was fine but then I noticed the ceiling is caving but I was still using it. But they finally put up a sign before it falls apart and kills someone. I have been going to Dietzenbach once a week but it seems like they aren't going to fix it.
Speaking of dishes, do Germans not know how to clean up their dishes when done eating? For Christ's sake all they have to do is carry them to the fucking dish area. About 7 Germans got up right next to me after eating and just left a dirty table, no manners. No wonder one girl bitched about fucking the locals, says they want a full menu for 50 E. Kissing, anal, fingering, sucking, fucking, licking and so on.I always put my dishes on the little tray they leave out next to the apples. Its so rude to just leave it on the table!
Wait, you mean someone actually reads these?
Yesterday, I would have agreed with you. Today, Valentina was there and I took her to the room twice, so I'm very happy. Plus, she says she will be there tomorrow, so all is good in the world.Its good to see Valentina is back I haven't seen her in a while. I will look for her next time I'm there on Saturday Dec 16.
Triptogamont
12-11-17, 22:22
I noticed as she was halfway to the bidet it was too late. My entire load leaked out of her pussy and dropped on the floor.
I witnessed a very similar event on one of my visits last month. A girl started squealing as she walked across the main room, towel around her waist. She quickly sat on an empty couch and used the towel to clean herself up. All the girls were laughing their heads off.
So we can't touch the sausages, the floor, the sandals, the mouthwash cups, or the couches. I'm just going to start wearing a hazmat suit!
Triptogamont
12-11-17, 22:44
As I mentioned before, I closed Dietz down last night. I was 10 minutes from opening them up this morning. The parking lot was very full and the place was as crowded as I've ever seen it.
Lineup from memory: Valentina, EMA, Ramona, Maya, Dani, Dana, Laura, Adele, Elena, Suzi, Andra, and two girls whose names I don't know. One is a thin, very pretty, brunette, great body. I think she might be Jessie. The other is a full-figured girl, not fat, with pigtails and a lip piercing. No clue what her name is.
I grabbed Valentina as soon as I came out of the shower. She was very impressed with the two Hungarian phrases I learned from Google Translate. The room was every bit as good as the two times I roomed with her on my last trip.
Relaxed for a while, but then EMA freed up. I figured I should jump on her, both literally and figuratively, because competition was fierce. She speaks very little English, which doesn't bother me, but she seemed worried about it. The room with her was a bit strange. It started out with a good BJ. But the bastard before me must have probed her too deeply. We started in mish with some lube, but she gasped in pain when I entered her. She kept her legs closed tightly preventing me from full penetration. I asked if she was ok, and she said yes, but I don't think she was. We switched to K9, and she squatted way low, again I think to keep me from going too deep. Eventually, she relaxed a bit, but by then neither of was was really enjoying ourselves. I finished as quickly as I could, but that wasn't very quickly considering the situation.
By the time I was ready for another room, Jessie and the other new girl where nowhere to be found. I would have liked to have tried one of them out. But Valentina came strutting through the room, so I grabbed her on the way by. I couldn't resist. Those doe eyes and pretty smile will get me every time. I was able to figure out that she will be working tomorrow. So I will be learning a couple more Hungarian phrases tonight!
Kosher Kowboy
12-11-17, 23:00
Wait, you mean someone actually reads these?
Yesterday, I would have agreed with you. Today, Valentina was there and I took her to the room twice, so I'm very happy. Plus, she says she will be there tomorrow, so all is good in the world.I enjoyed hanging out with you and glad you got to meet Emi. She is a winner. Looks like we both enjoyed a DNA mixed cocktail with Suzi, Valentina and Emi since your arrival. You got to Valentina right before me and I got to Emi right before you. Those three really got pumped hard today and I think early arrival at Dietz is ideal for visitors as I can tell those pussies are hurting by dinnertime if not sooner. Poor Emi by the time I got there must have been super sore and after you left she still got pounded although the fat Germans arrived in mass so she probably didn't even notice anything was inside of her. She was sore when I saw her and it was not even 13:00 at the time and we estimated she had already done 7 or 8 maybe than us. She worked very hard to make me cum and was exhausted.
I also agree a brand new even recycled girl at Dietz is going to get drilled non stop and be sore as can be day one not to mention the next several days or until her novelty wears off. I think we should suggest to Alice the same though we had at the exact same time that new girls at Dietz should season themselves first for one week and be sent to the nearest sex shop and be required to purchase the largest dildo they can find and just stuff their pussies non-stop for hours a day with it to get the their pussies accustomed to what is in store for them once they start work so they might not be as sore. Emi drooled all over me too when she was riding me to make me cum, god bless her. She really puts in 100 percent effort.
Some other notes from the Day Care Center today:
At about 14:00 someone destroyed the right toilet, it's backboard was just plastered, come on guys, use the brush next to the toilet so my Princesses do not have to clean up after you, it takes less than 10 seconds to scrub it off and if you don not it hardens up.
As it turns out the downstairs carpet also has cum in it. That is I think two days in a row semen has dripped on the carpet. No names needed but I was told a girl walked out of the room and somewhere in the middle of the floor she probably was not squeezing tight enough and out dripped some guy's fluids and all the girls saw it and laughed.
The sausages must be separated now in their containers they are purchased in or someone, probably one of the girls tears them apart first, if so hopefully they wash their hands when they use the bidet and just do not only hose their pussies clean or we might be eating sausages with DNA remnants in the water now.
Today a total of four Asians visited Dietz, in all my prior visits I have only seen one. Perhaps word has spread to the far east that the price of Sharks has gone up and a few of them are getting smart however they all blew one load and left. We timed one of them who went with Neko. They went up at:14 after the hour and we estimated probably 3 minutes went by in the time it took to climb The Stairway to Heaven, lay the towels down, get the kissing out of the way (Neko is a kisser) so his penis was probably first touched by her hands or put in her mouth roughly:19 after the hour perhaps later. They walked down the stairs at:34 after the hour so subtracting the roughly 3 minutes post ejaculation it takes to clean up his actual activities per our math lasted maybe 12 minutes or even less depending how much they kissed; perhaps 11 minutes as Neko might have taken a minute to locate his penis under the shrubbery. Mandy, Evita and Helen probably have to endure the same issue although their compensation is a yacht, a BMW, a flat in a brand new Tokyo high rise and perhaps trips to the Canary Islands so I am sure they can deal with a few whiskers in their mouths and one day retire and high five each other saying ' I never have to fuck another Asian again'. Congrats to them.
I think it was Citizen Cane in the Sharks thread who said Turks like to fuck for ten or fifteen minutes tops and he is probably correct as a Turkish man arrived late and went with Maya in to cabin number 5 and he was faster than the Asian. I think they were in and out, no pun intended in less than ten.
An unnamed princess of mine who I enjoy very much was seen picking her nose on the couch today but she must have fucked over 15 today easily if not more so I think we can give her a break, she puts in 100 percent effort so if she wants to pick her nose so be it, we all do it; she probably did not realize that Trip and I were looking. She is still a princess. Bless her heart (and pussy).
The bread today was softer than usual, perhaps they switched suppliers as I was able to put sausages in them and fold them in half to make a bun without the bread cracking this time. It would be nice if they could buy some packets of onions and relish so I could at least attempt to make a Dietzenbach version of the world famous 'Dodger Dog'.
Out of curiosity today I looked in the trash can each time I left the zimmer and I doubt this will come as a surprise to anyway but the total number of used condoms or any remnants of a condom wrapper? That's right, a big fat goose egg, 0 !
That is about all I can remember from today and I am now headed to the RLD to ' Marmaris' on Taunusstrasse; my favorite Turkish joint in the world it really is delicious food not one bad item on the menu. I will purchase some lamb soup and some skewers and I am sure the money I spend will be spent by the Turks who work there to fill their cars with gas before they head to Palace and Mainhatten to pick up their girlfriends and bareback them, cum in their pussies and dirty them up for tomorrow and most likely repeat that process before they drop them off tomorrow and send them to work full of nasty cum so unsuspecting visitors from the Far East can not only get hosed and upsold for DATY they can also lick it out.
Trip, anything else I may have missed?
One is a thin, very pretty, brunette, great body. I think she might be Jessie.Could that be Amira? Optimist and I reported a while back about our experiences with a girl matching the description.
Triptogamont
12-12-17, 00:45
Could that be Amira? Optimist and I reported a while back about our experiences with a girl matching the description.Could be. KK said he thought her name was Jessie, but neither one of us had seen her before. If she's around tomorrow, I will find out.
Triptogamont
12-12-17, 00:48
Trip, anything else I may have missed?Was great to meet you.
Nose picking seems to be something that's not rare in Germany! The number of times I've seen girls pick their noses in different clubs, I've lost count! Not just Romanians and Bulgarians, but German girls as well!
A few months ago when I was in Golden Time, one blonde haired, blue eyed beauty (who shall remain nameless because I don't want to ruin her business) was picking her nose right after I finished with her (after the sex, the payment, and we cleaned up (separately) and sat back down the main room)! Nobody else in the room said anything.
Maybe it's not frowned upon? I don't know! I'll shower off any boogers and spit anyway! I figured, as long as it's not in my food, I don't care!
ExpatLover
12-12-17, 07:24
I enjoyed hanging out with you and glad you got to meet Emi. She is a winner. Looks like we both enjoyed a DNA mixed cocktail with Suzi, Valentina and Emi since your arrival. You got to Valentina right before me and I got to Emi right before you. Those three really got pumped hard today and I think early arrival at Dietz is ideal for visitors as I can tell those pussies are hurting by dinnertime if not sooner. Poor Emi by the time I got there must have been super sore and after you left she still got pounded although the fat Germans arrived in mass so she probably didn't even notice anything was inside of her. She was sore when I saw her and it was not even 13:00 at the time and we estimated she had already done 7 or 8 maybe than us. She worked very hard to make me cum and was exhausted.
I also agree a brand new even recycled girl at Dietz is going to get drilled non stop and be sore as can be day one not to mention the next several days or until her novelty wears off. I think we should suggest to Alice the same though we had at the exact same time that new girls at Dietz should season themselves first for one week and be sent to the nearest sex shop and be required to purchase the largest dildo they can find and just stuff their pussies non-stop for hours a day with it to get the their pussies accustomed to what is in store for them once they start work so they might not be as sore. Emi drooled all over me too when she was riding me to make me cum, god bless her. She really puts in 100 percent effort.
Some other notes from the Day Care Center today:
At about 14:00 someone destroyed the right toilet, it's backboard was just plastered, come on guys, use the brush next to the toilet so my Princesses do not have to clean up after you, it takes less than 10 seconds to scrub it off and if you don not it hardens up.
As it turns out the downstairs carpet also has cum in it. That is I think two days in a row semen has dripped on the carpet. No names needed but I was told a girl walked out of the room and somewhere in the middle of the floor she probably was not squeezing tight enough and out dripped some guy's fluids and all the girls saw it and laughed..For me visiting a FKK is for 100% pleasure, no need for me to take anything including Viagra, if you like what you do and live a healthy life there is no problem to make sex.
Member #4585
12-12-17, 11:34
Nose picking seems to be something that's not rare in Germany! The number of times I've seen girls pick their noses in different clubs, I've lost count! Not just Romanians and Bulgarians, but German girls as well!
A few months ago when I was in Golden Time, one blonde haired, blue eyed beauty (who shall remain nameless because I don't want to ruin her business) was picking her nose right after I finished with her (after the sex, the payment, and we cleaned up (separately) and sat back down the main room)! Nobody else in the room said anything.
Maybe it's not frowned upon? I don't know! I'll shower off any boogers and spit anyway! I figured, as long as it's not in my food, I don't care!Is this report a reference that nose picking by the girls at Dietzenbach is rife or that Tutes in Germany in general have no shame with nose picking and do not mind who sees them doing it.
Member #4585
12-12-17, 11:39
Hey Kosher Kowboy.
In your reports you said you had a Queen at Dietz but she has been missing in action in recent days.
We know you have been going to Sharks recently as well tracking down the elusive target girls of which Mandy is one and a famous Asian hunter is another, amongst, other targets, but have yet to crown a new Queen at Dietzenbach to complement the wicked queen of Darmstadt that you crowned?
Keep up the great reporting on Dietz and Sharks. As said before, these are livening up the thread with life.
Emi or Emma is a reliable session. Unlike some girls she seems very happy with missionary and pulls in very very deep. She has an exquisitely textured pussy. Normally I talk about whether the girl has empathy, interpersonal skills, or illusion making ability, but in this case the prize goes to the pussy. She also has the unusual practice of squatting after sex facing you and inspecting her pussy at length.
The big downside is her love of massage. Her aim in going to a room is to get a massage. The sex and exchange of money business is only her second love. Her sighs of pleasure at receiving massage are unashamed. Like most girls who fuck a dozen times a day, massage is their main love (after money in most cases). So if you go with her expect to be asked for a massage.
Limited English or German.
Lookswise she could hold her own in any club
My favourite is still missing, so I will await hard news before returning. I know where she claims to be and what she is doing, but that could be all smoke and mirrors.
I paid close attention to what was happening in the club and can safely say that there was no evidence of anybody doing anything which might not be in full compliance with legal requirements. The club is working very hard to ensure the girls all comply with all their legal requirements.
Another ISG member (I hope I am not stealing a future report by him) told me of an odd thing, which has been reported as happening also at a couple of clubs in NRW. A guy unknown to the girls comes in and starts talking to some of the men one by one, always asking in various ways if they have sex without a condom. After these discussions the man leave without going to a room with a girl. Possible explanation are 1. A weirdo, 2. A reporter looking for a story 3 an under cover policeman looking for background information. Nobody knows. What I do know is I do not trust anybody I do not personally know with information, oral or written, which might (even if only a small possibility) harm my interests (myself, the club, or girls).
Member #4585
12-12-17, 13:18
I paid close attention to what was happening in the club and can safely say that there was no evidence of anybody doing anything which might not be in full compliance with legal requirements. The club is working very hard to ensure the girls all comply with all their legal requirements.
Another ISG member (I hope I am not stealing a future report by him) told me of an odd thing, which has been reported as happening also at a couple of clubs in NRW. A guy unknown to the girls comes in and starts talking to some of the men one by one, always asking in various ways if they have sex without a condom. After these discussions the man leave without going to a room with a girl. Possible explanation are 1. A weirdo, 2. A reporter looking for a story 3 an under cover policeman looking for background information. Nobody knows. What I do know is I do not trust anybody I do not personally know with information, oral or written, which might (even if only a small possibility) harm my interests (myself, the club, or girls).Thank you for sharing this warning. I have had heard of this as well about a lone man on a mission inquiring about no condom sex out of the blue and then not sessions with anyone before leaving the club.
Member #4585
12-12-17, 13:20
My favourite is still missing, so I will await hard news before returning. I know where she claims to be and what she is doing, but that could be all smoke and mirrors.Time to crown a new Queen.
Time to crown a new Queen.I have someone in mind. Would you like an invite to the coronation? Not sure what to do with the old one:"off with her head" is a bit drastic.
Member #4585
12-12-17, 13:46
I have someone in mind. Would you like an invite to the coronation? Not sure what to do with the old one:"off with her head" is a bit drastic.Alice can act as officiator at the ceremony, the tacky sound system can play the matrimonial March, the TV screens can at least stop playing bad porn for a minute to allow the ceremony to be heard.
The Dietz girls can form a nude line of bridesmaids with used condom bouquets instead of flowers in their hands and regular customers can be witnesses wearing their colorful towels as kilts.
You will both be cheered on to your marriage where you will crown your new Queen with a garland of used tissue papers to give it texture and moisture to manipulate into shape.
Instead of kissing the bride, she can give the groom a blowjob.
At the end of the ceremony the ending is like any old bad porn film where there is an orgy at the end where everyone fucks each other in the natural way.
Better?
We shall invite everybody who has contributed to this thread.
SerialAOMonger
12-12-17, 13:55
And Milena is the old Polish lady who I found out from a German who kindly warned me my semen would not make it in to her cervix due to latex blockage barriers she puts up so I did not try her although I do love an old used engine with 400,000 miles+ on it now and than. She doesn't do it my preferred way.Is this common that girls have something in their vagina? I mean if they are only using the pill its only 91% effective so there's still a chance they will get pregnant. Every time I go to this club I am still amazed how this place even exists. I feel very lucky to be able to go here LOL. I wish I knew about it when I was in my 20's. What other methods do you think these girls are doing to prevent STDs or pregnancy?
Member #4585
12-12-17, 13:56
We shall invite everybody who has contributed to this thread.We shall.
The event will rival the Royal Wedding.
Angela Merkel can declare a national holiday for the marriage like reunification day. Having a holiday means people have time to come to the ceremony to be held at Voltstrasse.
The catering will be dry pieces of hard German bread and linked Frankfurter quest with dry floury apples for sweet washed down with premade coffee or tiny glasses of soda from the dispensing machine.
Nose picking seems to be something that's not rare in Germany! The number of times I've seen girls pick their noses in different clubs, I've lost count! Not just Romanians and Bulgarians, but German girls as well!I thought of this when I saw a lady in Dietzenbach picking her nose last week and then eating the findings. Actually, a recent article claimed that eating your snot is good for your immune system. Well, after I saw her do that I waited five minutes before taking her to room, just to let the slimy stuff pass into her esophagus and to be of her benefit, not mine.
Member #4585
12-12-17, 14:16
I thought of this when I saw a lady in Dietzenbach picking her nose last week and then eating the findings. Actually, a recent article claimed that eating your snot is good for your immune system. Well, after I saw her do that I waited five minutes before taking her to room, just to let the slimy stuff pass into her esophagus and to be of her benefit, not mine.Good thinking. Obviously the snot picking and eating if the same did not put you off taking the girl to be sucked and fucked by her.
It really shows how in this hobby or can shut their minds to all the bodily fluids and indecent services that are being exchanged and performed.
The resilience of the human mind prevails.
The resilience of the human mind prevails.My thoughts exactly.
Serial. It is straight forward. Girls can rely on condoms only, but as far as I can discern, the birth control pill is used by the vast majority. It is 99.7% effective in theory (but sometimes they forget and do in fact get pregnant: in certain clubs at least a15% pregnancy rate.
Infections. So far as I can discover they are relatively unusual. And that includes Dietzenbach. Girls can take their chances, but in some clubs they take antibiotics as a preventative (which has risks of its own). No different to the way some intensively farmed animals are treated. Although infections are surprisingly rare there can be particular bugs which get past the defences and affect several girls in a club at the same time via a particular customer. That is usually the reason for unexpected "holidays". At some clubs girls are tested every couple of weeks, but in most clubs only if and when a girl feels like it.
As for what is in vaginas, the much missed EastGoing, wrote at length about the use of caps and sponges and what appeared to be wads of paper. I haven't often hit these, but one time I had a painful experience with a regular and said "What have you put up your pussy?" To which she said "nothing". One minute later she left the room, then came back with an unobstructed welcoming pussy.
Good job the Dietzenbach girls are not into upselling. There are girls on the escort sites who charge loads for games involving body fluids. Retch.
I have been told that Ema worked at Dietzenbach a couple of years ago under the name Mari, and in between times was touring the red carpets of NRW.
Day Care Centre is closed 24 and 25 and 31 December, and 1 January.
BigBuddy69
12-12-17, 17:15
Infections. So far as I can discover they are relatively unusual. And that includes Dietzenbach.As I told you before, unfortunately I don't have the same experience.
As I told you before, unfortunately I don't have the same experience.Sorry if my comment was misleading. It was not a statistical analysis.
I was thinking primarily of the girls.
Certainly, although isg members seem reluctant to report on infections, there are plenty of reports elsewhere of customers getting infections
Triptogamont
12-12-17, 18:24
Wow. You spend the day at Dietz and suddenly, the board explodes with new posts!
Lineup from memory: Valentina, Amira, Jessica, Maya, Erica, Vanessa, Dani, Dana, Anna, Laura, Elena, Adele, Andra, EMA.
So the very thin Elvira girl is Amira. Kurre, you were correct. The girl with the reddish hair, pigtails, lip ring is Jessica. Although she had her hair down today and looked tasty.
I showed up around 1045 AM. The first shower by itself is working, so I turned it on. When I went to the other showers to grab some soap, Vanessa and Maya were in there. I smiled, said Hello, grabbed some soap, and went back. They yelled something to me in German or Romanian, but I just took my shower. In hindsight, I probably should have just joined them. They came out laughing like crazy. When I was done, I walked into the main room and all the girls were laughing at me. My guess is, they invited me in, and thought I was too scared. Vanessa said something to me, but I said, "English?" She just laughed and said, "Naked". Not sure what happened exactly, but I don't mind being the butt of a joke between 10 naked girls.
I sat on my favorite couch and kept an eye out for Valentina. She came out of the room after a little while, so I figured I'd get a shot at her. Unfortunately, when she came back to the room, she immediately sat down with some other bastard who deserves to have his legs broken. Perhaps I should have fallen in love with a less popular girl.
The very thin brunette was sitting alone, so I figured I'd find out her name and give her a try. Yes, it's Amira. She is TINY. Probably weighs 40 kg. I thought she was thin from across the room, but she's even smaller up close. No emaciated. Just bones like a bird. She speaks no English, and is almost painfully shy. Not much eye contact or cuddling on the couch. Off to the room, where she gave me a very short BJ, my choice because she's not very skilled. Then mish with some lube. But she kept her heels on the bed and her legs slightly closed, so I couldn't go as deeply as I like. I grabbed her legs and spread the wide, but she would put them right back as soon as I let go. But the dirty old man in me was kind of getting off on the illusion of forcing myself on this young girl. Terrible, I know. We switched to cowgirl which was much better. Lots of eye contact and looking at each other in the mirror, which is always fun. Plus, I would grab her by the hips and ass and thrust as deep as I wanted until I finished. A very good session, if only for the novelty, but I won't repeat.
Back to the room, where Valentina was kept very busy. Great for her, not so good for me trying to impress her with my new Hungarian phrases. I know she only likes those other guys for their 40 Euros. She loves me for my 40 Euros AND 6 Hungarian words.
Somewhere in there, KK showed up and we shot the bull for a while off and on all day. Talking with him is kind of like reading one of his posts. 16 topic changes in 5 minutes. He's hilarious.
I was ready for another room and Valentina was free so I hurdled a couch and stiff-armed another punter to get to her. Considering we can only understand 10-12 of each other's words, I've had more fun "talking" with her than any other working girl. At one point, she looked up and saw a guy come in the door and pay his entry fee. She grunted in disgust and rolled her eyes at me. Too funny. Just remember, guys, that you might like these girls, but they don't necessarily like you! That doesn't apply to me, of course! The room with her was wonderful. I very rarely repeat, but ever since I shook Optimist's hand and contracted his Syndrome, I've been hooked on this girl.
Later on, KK and I were sitting on the big couch on the far right. That's the best couch if you're talking to a guy. On the other couches, it feels a bit too much like you're sitting on each other's laps, getting ready to take each other to the room. KK said he was going to take Valentina, who was on the couch right next to us. But some guy got to her first. KK gave her the universal signal for, "When you're done with this ass clown, come see me for a good fucking!" When she came back down to the main room, she put her towel down and sprawled between us, laughing. Just before they went to the room, KK got up and wandered off for two minutes, maybe to take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)? While he was gone, I pointed to Valentina, pointed to myself, and pointed to one of the rooms. She laughed and nodded. I was so tempted to disappear into a room with her, leaving KK to wonder what the hell just happened. I would have done it if I would have been able to see his face when he came back.
A little while later, Jessica came dancing and singing her way across the room to sit near me. I was curious about her since seeing her the other day. She always seems upbeat. Singing along to the music, pole dancing every now and then. Sitting on the couch with her was a lot of fun. I asked if she speaks English and she said she speaks very good English: blow job, fucking, doggie. She explained that she learned English because guys wouldn't take her to the room if she said she doesn't speak English. She started just saying yes to get the rooms, then learned some words along the way. In the room, she's just as fun. We were in the farthest room off the main room. She stage whispered a question about certain equipment that I think everyone in the main room could hear. She fondled me to full erection and before the BJ announced in a loud voice, "Big American penis!" Her BJ was excellent. Then she climbed on top for some CG and as she lowered herself onto me, she yelled, "Oh my God! I love big American penis!" We were both laughing, but she laughed so hard, she went into a coughing fit. We switched to mish, which was fantastic. She moved her purse out of the way, so we could watch each other in the mirror. I had a great time. I may be forced to repeat. On the way to the lockers, Vanessa tried to open my towel and said, "Big American penis?" Too funny.
I love Dietz.
Is this report a reference that nose picking by the girls at Dietzenbach is rife or that Tutes in Germany in general have no shame with nose picking and do not mind who sees them doing it.It just seems more and more common than I first thought (not just Dietzenbach and other FKK places)! I was on a date with a Polish girl (who moved there a few years ago) and she (either knowingly or unknowingly) started picking her nose when her nose was itchy. I just told her, "Could you just use a tissue?" and she stopped using her bare hands (finger)! I also handed her a Handi Wipe!
Triptogamont
12-12-17, 18:33
I thought of this when I saw a lady in Dietzenbach picking her nose last week and then eating the findings. Actually, a recent article claimed that eating your snot is good for your immune system. Well, after I saw her do that I waited five minutes before taking her to room, just to let the slimy stuff pass into her esophagus and to be of her benefit, not mine.Did the article say anything about eating someone else's snot? Good thing you waited. Might not be of any benefit to YOU.
ExpatLover
12-12-17, 18:40
Did the article say anything about eating someone else's snot? Good thing you waited. Might not be of any benefit to YOU.Some guys mostly from Germany are also looking for girls eating shit or drinking [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), not my cup of tea but as long there is a mutual agreement between 2 adults why not.
Trip. Superb report. Sums up why I like Dietzenbach. Girls are down to earth fun, willing to do their bit, and talk to you with respect.They don't expect to be treated like Precious Princesses
I have yet to do Valentina. Glad my Optimist Syndrome helps you continue to enjoy this great girl
Thanks again.
One time in Annabella, I was there and picked some cute Romanian girl who didn't speak a word of English (or German)!
While we were in the room, she was trying to figure out what I was asking for and had her finger in her nose while thinking! Then she stroked my penis, spat on her hand and rubbed it on her pussy! After sex, before I went to shower (after the sex, but I always shower before sex as well), I told my friend, "She picked her nose before sex!" and he laughed and gestured by holding his hands (like blowing his nose and making raspberry sounds) and then moving his hands up and down (like stroking) and laughed some more! He decided to go with the same girl to see if it happens to him (it didn't)!
Member #4585
12-12-17, 19:06
Day Care Centre is closed 24 and 25 and 31 December, and 1 January.Noooooooooo!
Kosher Kowboy
12-12-17, 19:31
Another ISG member (I hope I am not stealing a future report by him) told me of an odd thing, which has been reported as happening also at a couple of clubs in NRW. A guy unknown to the girls comes in and starts talking to some of the men one by one, always asking in various ways if they have sex without a condom. After these discussions the man leave without going to a room with a girl. Possible explanation are 1. A weirdo, 2. A reporter looking for a story 3 an under cover policeman looking for background information. Nobody knows. What I do know is I do not trust anybody I do not personally know with information, oral or written, which might (even if only a small possibility) harm my interests (myself, the club, or girls).That was me. No need repeat the conversation we had as I can't remember it verbatim but he was very aggressive in his line of questioning. For starters he is a big fan of Donald Trump so right away he was on my shit list. Fat German piece of shit even joked he was a Nazi and hated Merkel. I know little of German politics so he is free to hate Merkel but joking about the Nazi and liking Trump turned on my ' this guy isn't Kosher' thinking; no pun intended. When he found out I was American he mentioned so you are from the empire. We than had a one way conversation, him asking questions and making statements in a nutshell calling the club illegal. Every statement he made I just digested and listened to him. However every question he asked I replied to. To draw a baseball analogy, every pitch he tossed I simply foul tipped the ball off in to the upper deck driving up the pitch count and he kept asking questions that IMHO were one a cop would ask or a lawyer might press a witness on the stand. I do believe he was seen going to a room however but that means nothing either way. ' Entrapment laws in Germany and the USA may be different perhaps he was testing the girl / club out, perhaps he is a latex lover, perhaps not, who the hell knows. Regardless, not one of his wild pitches were swung at and whiffed. He eventually left. He may have just been a weirdo, or maybe an observer.
To sum this up, he used the word ' condom' over 10 times in his line of questioning.
Kosher Kowboy
12-12-17, 19:37
Is this common that girls have something in their vagina? I mean if they are only using the pill its only 91% effective so there's still a chance they will get pregnant. Every time I go to this club I am still amazed how this place even exists. I feel very lucky to be able to go here LOL. I wish I knew about it when I was in my 20's. What other methods do you think these girls are doing to prevent STDs or pregnancy?First of all I think she might be past the age of a successful child bearing, well she is not that old. The latex barriers I referred to were simply a way of saying she insists on condoms for all activities. Maybe she has a diaphragm or IUD in no way of knowing but in my case I don't care as I can fire and blast away at will and thanks to the urologist and a few hundred bucks my swimmers are useless duds.
And as far as I am concerned, so is she. Plus she is a kunt, went off on me about leaving a towel on the couch. She has also been absent the last few days, no complaints here.
Noooooooooo!When else is Father Christmas / Mos Craciun going to get his annual service from the girls?
I have been told that Ema worked at Dietzenbach a couple of years ago under the name Mari, and in between times was touring the red carpets of NRW.EMA is the cousin of a girl that used to work in Dietzenbach under the name Mari. EMA has worked in a good handful clubs in NRW, both RTC and non RTC, but this is her first stint in Dietzenbach.
Kosher Kowboy
12-12-17, 22:17
Hey Kosher Kowboy.
In your reports you said you had a Queen at Dietz but she has been missing in action in recent days.
We know you have been going to Sharks recently as well tracking down the elusive target girls of which Mandy is one and a famous Asian hunter is another, amongst, other targets, but have yet to crown a new Queen at Dietzenbach to complement the wicked queen of Darmstadt that you crowned?
Keep up the great reporting on Dietz and Sharks. As said before, these are livening up the thread with life.That is a very good question and an issue that I have been struggling over as it is unknown if Queen Nelly is missing in action from the land of Dietzenbach forever or if she is returning to work, if she has fallen in love with a man and quit but I do not want to say anymore as to her current situation as she is entitled to her privacy but I can say that just like pictures of the Darmstadt favorites were gathered by the Kosher Intelligence Agency additional intelligence reports have come in that have pinpointed Nelly's location. Intelligence reports can not yet determine her future plans for all we know she could be at Dietz tomorrow or she could be gone forever or anything in between. All that is currently known is that she is still within the borders of this Rogue Nation full of great pussy where acts of perversion and prostitution and all the things that Kosher Cowboy loves are rife.
In Nelly's absence I have found many adorable precious ladies that have for a very low fee of 40 Euros made me a very happy man as well as one wicked stuck up kunt in Darmstadt who does the same for 50 E. I no longer find it fair to have just one prostitute sit atop a throne when I can not fuck her and blast her pussy full of sperma and have successfully petitioned both the House of Commons and the House of Lords to put to a vote a bill that will essentially abolish the monarchical system and after much fighting in both houses a compromise was reached that would abolish only Queens and allow for the continuation of Princesses only and part of the compromise is that if Nelly does indeed return to Alice's Adult Daycare Center to be slammed all day and filled with the semen of multiple men that a simple pre-determined vote of ' Yes' would reestablish the allowance of Queens. As a result of this vote, Queen Nelly is now simply a Princess and joins a list along with several others that include many Loving Princesses as well as one Wicked Princess.
At certain times I might want to have a princess who gives a great bareback blowjob service me, perhaps I want to dump a creampie in a tight vagina of one Princess, maybe dump a load in a princess with a loose and gaping vagina, maybe have one fuck me in cowgirl or just pound one in missionary; all depends on my mood on any given day or times throughout the day. Every Princess brings to the table a unique quality that differentiates her from the next Princess and I certainly hope to bust a huge nut one day in Princess Nelly after she has been slammed and torn to shreds by 20 other perverted mongers. And of course we can not forget the anonymous wicked Princess of Darmstadt, she too has great qualities such as her huge breasts, bright pink pussy with lips that dangle especially as she lays down and they are in full view.
So to answer your question there wil be no more Queens, just Princesses that we can all share, cum in their pussies and their mouths and enjoy great bareback blowjobs, CIM and AO with.
But I will say if Princess Nelly returns to work I will immediately return to Westminster, London SW1 A 0 AA and have the monarchical system reestablished and a crown put back on Princess Nelly's head. I understand that is a little greedy, cowardly and selfish of me in trying to have the best of both worlds, sort of like in the internet world a member of a board having multiple handles.
Well, I hope that answers your question. Nelly is for now no longer a Queen but I will happily, eagerly and expeditiously 'fill ' that position in a heartbeat should she return from her secret location in the Deutschland where.
BBBJ and AO are still Illegal!
Neurosynth
12-12-17, 23:50
... I do believe he was seen going to a room however but that means nothing either way...I'd disagree with this. I think that means he wasn't a cop or a compliance officer of some sort. Given he's a politically right wing German he would probably have a strong impulse to be law abiding. And fear breaking the law. He's probably just the German version of some of the guys you can find here, all hung up on and obsessed with a law that is for all practical purposes ineffectual.
Member #4585
12-13-17, 00:21
When else is Father Christmas / Mos Craciun going to get his annual service from the girls?At another time when I am not there.
EMA has worked in a good handful clubs in NRW, both RTC and non RTC, but this is her first stint in Dietzenbach.I just checked my notes from 10 days ago. She told me, if I understood correctly, that she has been living in Germany for about six years.
Kosher Kowboy
12-13-17, 05:59
I'd disagree with this. I think that means he wasn't a cop or a compliance officer of some sort. Given he's a politically right wing German he would probably have a strong impulse to be law abiding. And fear breaking the law. He's probably just the German version of some of the guys you can find here, all hung up on and obsessed with a law that is for all practical purposes ineffectual.I am sure you are right, he did go to a room after all. It was just an ' odd' conversation out of the ordinary so I shared it. I agree with you (you seem to be right in general for many months) too much overall paranoia of the P4P scene in Germany going ' kaput'. The guy also mentioned if all got shut down etc. it will only re-appear elsewhere in a way they can't 'control.'
As of now they know the who, what, when, where and why. They shut the clubs down or make it too hard for girls to work girls will find a way to skirt the system. Like water, it will simply disperse in a manner that will be even more difficult to control, monitor or ' enforce' (not).
The police did visit Dietz yesterday but did not enter and I did notice later in the day there was a massive container of condoms at the front desk must have been well over 200 of them in there in plain view that I had never noticed before. Other than that ' business' as usual.
Arghhh, the flight home now, 4 weeks rest and return to the Adorable Princesses. And one evil one. I hope you Sharks gents take care of my wicked Princess! Well, those that do like her.
Have a good day everyone whatever club you may choose to support your local favorites. Trip, Optimist and Kurre; great meeting you guys and take good care of the girls and your Queens Bianca and Valentina and if one lady with a very loose pussy, blond hair and a trashy look should return Trip, please fill her with all your ' love' in liquid form of course ! ( She might be on the way back )
Good points Neurosynth.
Best wishes to all for a great X-Mas and a healthy and happy New Year, including you RN! :)
Vito Corleone
12-13-17, 09:00
It's been quite some time since this thread has been this entertaining! Keep up the good work! Maybe Eastgoing would be inspired to return! A newbie like me should start contributing more often! Maybe not. 1 sarcastic comment then nothing but complaints!
Neurosynth. As the guy went to a room I am sure 99% he was not an undercover. As to the authorities long-term attitude to the new laws we have to wait and see.
An ISG member kindly pointed me to a newspaper article about enforcement in Berlin. Typical of Berlin it is chaotic: apparently girls and owners can just get a note saying they tried to meet all registration requirements and failed to do so because the City was unable to issue the necessary documents. Enforcement of even the easy to check elements of the law seems to be variable to say the least
So, it looks like it will take a time before we can fully judge. In the meantime I will continue to be cautious in my posting and not give even a hint to authorities.
EMA is the cousin of a girl that used to work in Dietzenbach under the name Mari. EMA has worked in a good handful clubs in NRW, both RTC and non RTC, but this is her first stint in Dietzenbach.Thank you for correcting my misinformation.
ExpatLover
12-13-17, 13:20
Neurosynth. As the guy went to a room I am sure 99% he was not an undercover. As to the authorities long-term attitude to the new laws we have to wait and see.
An ISG member kindly pointed me to a newspaper article about enforcement in Berlin. Typical of Berlin it is chaotic: apparently girls and owners can just get a note saying they tried to meet all registration requirements and failed to do so because the City was unable to issue the necessary documents. Enforcement of even the easy to check elements of the law seems to be variable to say the least
So, it looks like it will take a time before we can fully judge. In the meantime I will continue to be cautious in my posting and not give even a hint to authorities.Germany is a very decentralised country therefore what is true in Berlin is not true in Bayern. The application of the new was fixed on the 1St July 2017 so I don't believe they will give more time after the 1st January, the target of the law is not condom or with, they don't care about it but they want to reduce the offer just google escort Milan or Madrid or London or Ireland and you will already recognize some girls that you met before in different FKK in Germany. As shared on this forum some girls already left because they don t want to register.
It's been quite some time since this thread has been this entertaining! Keep up the good work! Maybe Eastgoing would be inspired to return! A newbie like me should start contributing more often! Maybe not. 1 sarcastic comment then nothing but complaints!You, like EastGoing, are much missed with your off the wall reports.We need more such outside the envelope reporters to compensate for my always middle way mode.
Triptogamont
12-13-17, 17:33
Has it been four days already? How time flies when you're having fun.
Was running late this morning, so it was almost 11 AM by the time I got there. The gate and front door were wide open, which I thought was very strange. But I just walked right up to the desk. The woman there, not Alice, was very friendly, as she recognized me from the past few days.
Valentina walked by as I was paying my entrance fee and gave me a hug and a kiss. Love that girl. I gave her a, "Don't you fucking dare go to a room with another guy before I get undressed and take a shower," look and she nodded. She and I are just that synchronized, regardless of language barriers. When I came back out, she was sitting on the couch by the front door. I sat with her for a while, cuddling and kissing before making it to the room. Every room I've had with her has been deliciously similar and wonderful in every way. Easily the best 40 Euro ever spent. At the desk, she asked, "Duschen?" and I said yes. She pointed to the showers, so I went in and started washing. A few minutes later she joined me. The dichotomy of seeing her without heels, hair up, and playful in the shower versus in heels, hair down, strutting across the room was striking. Have to say, I love both. Optimist Syndrome is well past its incubation period and is now in full swing!
After we dried off and kissed goodbye, I actually made it down to the main room. It felt strange to have been there for a while before finding a couch. By the way, here's the lineup from memory: Valentina, Vanessa, Erica, EMA, Anna, Adele, Rebekah, Dani, Dana, Elena, Amira, Andra, Milena an older woman full figured with short blond hair.
As I walked past, Vanessa yelled at me in Romanian and laughed. Still cracking jokes about yesterday. I lounged around for a while. The place was very crowded. Every couch was taken, but it was strangely quiet. The woman at the desk was taking pictures of Vanessa and they were talking loudly, but otherwise, the place was pretty dead. Or maybe it was normal and I had gotten used to jabbering with KK the past couple days. Regardless, once I was ready, I figured I had to give Vanessa a try. She's got a serious hard body, lean, slightly muscular, pretty face. Plus, I figure if she's happy and lively outside the room, she should be the same inside. On the couch, she told me her nickname for me, which is what she had been yelling at me. I won't repeat it here, but it has to do with the supposed size of my junk, which I think is average at best, and my looks. She was eager to see for herself, so off we went. The room was very good. She's athletic as hell and has a great body and face. Makes eye contact nicely. The only downside for some would be that the finish is not the Dietzenbach Way (TM). I don't necessarily mind, but others might. Very good BJ, CG, and mish. Lounging and chatting afterward was also very good. She's definitely a bit wild and funny.
After another shower, I found the place had cleared out some. I dozed for a bit on a couch as guys and girls disappeared. Eventually, I figured I was done for the day. I must be getting old. I spoke to Valentina for a bit. Yesterday, I thought I had figured out she would be working today and tomorrow. But today, she said she would NOT be there tomorrow, so maybe we're not as in synch as I thought. Oh well. I'll probably pop in for a quick session tomorrow morning before making the drive up to NRW to check out a couple of clubs up that way.
Triptogamont
12-13-17, 17:47
Just some random thoughts about this place, in no particular order.
Adele has put on maybe 5 pounds since I saw her last month. This has made her body even more unbelievable. Probably the best I've ever seen. Hips curvier, bust fuller. It's a crying shame her service is so mediocre.
Dana has dropped maybe 10 pounds since I saw her last month. She looks great. If I wasn't so intent on trying new girls, I would repeat with her.
I have been to Dietz maybe 8-10 times over two trips across two months. I think Rebekah has been there every single time. Too bad her service is so mediocre.
You know you have spent too much time in the club when you can recognize the girls as they come down the stairs before you can even see their knees. I figure I am correct about 90% of the time.
Triptogamont
12-13-17, 21:34
We shall.
The event will rival the Royal Wedding.
Angela Merkel can declare a national holiday for the marriage like reunification day. Having a holiday means people have time to come to the ceremony to be held at Voltstrasse.
The catering will be dry pieces of hard German bread and linked Frankfurter quest with dry floury apples for sweet washed down with premade coffee or tiny glasses of soda from the dispensing machine.Sorry, finally going back and reading some of these. I will move heaven and earth to attend King Optimist's wedding! Who is the potential queen? Has Optimist's Syndrome mutated and latched itself to a new female host?
Sorry, finally going back and reading some of these. I will move heaven and earth to attend King Optimist's wedding! Who is the potential queen? Has Optimist's Syndrome mutated and latched itself to a new female host?In my heart of hearts I cannot dethrone Queen Bee. I am like one of her colony of workers, toiling to meet her needs. All I need in return is a favorable look, a cup of coffee, and a chat. And an appreciation of my euros. A contented subject.
But as a staunch republican free man, I have no loyalty to the institution, as opposed to the person, so I will happily accept anyone (well, not Rebekka) at Dietzenbach as the Queen of my Euros. Was even thinking of Elena to my surprise.And she would look good in her platform shoes at a makeshift altar.
I will adopt a democratic approach to royalty, and on the basis of one man, one vote, I, as the one man involved, will cast my one vote periodically as I choose
Triptogamont
12-13-17, 21:55
Trip. Superb report. Sums up why I like Dietzenbach. Girls are down to earth fun, willing to do their bit, and talk to you with respect.They don't expect to be treated like Precious Princesses
I have yet to do Valentina. Glad my Optimist Syndrome helps you continue to enjoy this great girl
Thanks again.There is something of a community or family feel to the place. Like when most girls get up to fold the towels.
The other day, KK and I watched Vanessa and Dana parade around the club, arm in arm, waving and saying Hello, to everyone. Strange and funny, and I'm sure they do stupid little things like that to help pass the time.
If you try Valentina, and your Optimist Syndrome mutates to her, we won't be able to visit the club together anymore as we will fight over her time. That would be a damn shame.
Triptogamont
12-13-17, 21:58
A while ago, someone suggested bringing your own sandals. I'm too lazy to look it up. Well I brought mine this trip. Mystery man, you sir, are a fucking genius! Thank you!
Now all I need is a crotchless hazmat suit. I'm betting I can find one on eBay or something.
I never fight anyone over a girl. You can have V. And even Queen Bee if you like.I will wait until you finish and then end the day with her: always the best part of the day with a favourite.
As a mere subject to Queen Bee I know I am only one in a subservient colony.
And all I need from my Queen is a smile, a hug, and a chat.
As a free republican I will fight only for liberte, egalite, and fraternite
Triptogamont
12-13-17, 22:10
I never fight anyone over a girl. You can have V. And even Queen be. If you like.Strictly joking.
Besides, you are a King, and I am a mere serf. Also in jest.
Strictly joking.
Besides, you are a King, and I am a mere serf. Also in jest.I am a rather laid back King about my Queen, who ever she might be. I like my Queen to earn lots of euros before I go with her, so she is in a good mood, and appreciates me
Neurosynth
12-13-17, 22:27
Neurosynth. As the guy went to a room I am sure 99% he was not an undercover. As to the authorities long-term attitude to the new laws we have to wait and see..Wait for what? Do you think that the authorities will go from zero interest with the new law to suddenly start "enforcement" six months later?
And about enforcement, you could wait a year or ten and as long as the law stays the same it will still be *unenforcible. * That will not change. There is nothing to wait for.
In the meantime I will continue to be cautious in my posting and not give even a hint to authorities.The *only* effect this law can really have is to create irrational fear that will have a chilling effect on providers and their clients. So congratulations, you've embraced the one and only way this law will cause any real damage.
Wait for what? Do you think that the authorities will go from zero interest with the new law to suddenly start "enforcement" six months later?
And about enforcement, you could wait a year or ten and as long as the law stays the same it will still be *unenforcible. * That will not change. There is nothing to wait for.
The *only* effect this law can really have is to create irrational fear that will have a chilling effect on providers and their clients. So congratulations, you've embraced the one and only way this law will cause any real damage.You have your opinion I have mine. Why do you not accept that I have the right to report as I see fit, without having to receive repeated interogation from you. I dont tell you what you should or shouldnt report. You object every time I say anything about my approach to reporting. I was trying to create some common ground with you by being supportive of most of what you say, but that was clearly pointless.
Some parts of the law are clearly enforcible and being enforced bit by bit.
My concerns cannot be dismissed by calling them irrational.
And please note that unlike you I have been reporting from Germany and sharing recent experiences in Germany by PM.
Neurosynth
12-13-17, 23:18
I'm going to put both of you in each Ignore List, all this drama is not good for the Forum.
A3
Vito Corleone
12-14-17, 04:41
I never fight anyone over a girl. You can have V. And even Queen Bee if you like.I will wait until you finish and then end the day with her: always the best part of the day with a favourite.
As a mere subject to Queen Bee I know I am only one in a subservient colony.
And all I need from my Queen is a smile, a hug, and a chat.
As a free republican I will fight only for liberte, egalite, and fraterniteI made the mistake of trying to grab one of mr kings queens & he used a jujitsu move & had me on the ground withering in pain!
SerialAOMonger
12-14-17, 07:53
How long has FKK Dietzenbach been around? Is this the golden age right now? Maybe in the future when places like Dietzenbach are long gone we will look back and say "in the old days we used to get AO for only 40 euro. " Now that I have experienced this club I can't go back to a normal FKK club where the girl upsells an extra 50 for BBBJ and another extra 50 for CIM.
Apologies to all those who have livened up this thread for my diversion onto miserable matters. I hope not to continue this interruption of the entertainment.
Let the Dietzenbach party continue.
Kosher Kowboy
12-14-17, 17:41
Apologies to all those who have livened up this thread for my diversion onto miserable matters. I hope not to continue this interruption of the entertainment.
Let the Dietzenbach party continue :)No need to apologize and the party will continue (including the DNA wars in your Queen's privates). It was very enjoyable having a 3 hour layover in Atlanta to catch up and read all the different posts and reviews from both newer members of the Dietz family (of which I am one) as well as the old timers posting again. Next DEC is birthday number 50 and hopefully our family will grow thru the new year and show up to make these girls pussies sore (and wet).
As to the new law I think both Optimist and Neurosynth offer interesting opinions but the answers will be known in time.
Hopefully Nelly will return as well. I am like you Optimist, no need to fight over the women they are available for all of us and at the end of the day just like the Sharks they count their Euros and do not give a flying fuck about us although like all women they do appreciate a nice man who treats them with respect and dignity. We are there to fill their pussies with sperm and their pocketbooks with Euros and Optimist you are right about wanting Bianca stuffed with cum and full of Euros as a happy hooker is the best hooker to fuck. I hope to read such about ' our Nelly' if she returns.
On the way home I flew over Bianca's King Optimist's home in the UK and shortly after over Valentina's King Mac's home in Ireland. (guess first come first served for the titles of Kings) although I have full intention of fucking both your Queen's many times in 2018 and my cum will flow out of them in masses. And I will keep the paper towels they mop up with to use as napkins on the flight home since the airlines give you one tiny one! I hope all will do the same to Nelly if she is to return soon so Mac, please pay some attention to Nelly later this month and if you do both Nelly and Valentina in a double or Bianca and Valentina in a double as I plan to do and you write a review up to my standards I will reimburse you for your 80 E or I will simply pay for a foursome when we both visit in February.
And remember gents, when we walk in the door and pay our entry fee they all look at us the same way and we all actually share the same names. That name is King Euro. And nothing short of it. I have become quite friendly with a gent who prefers Sharks/Dietz/Palace over all other clubs and we have joked that ' A W-hores favorite john is the john at the money box'; than it is back to the couch or in the case of Darmstadt the floor to earn more Euros and repeat in the room the exact same thing they did with the previous man and after he is done the guy after him and so on until the day they leave the business.
Optimist and Trip, it was great meeting both of you. DFWDude, great seeing you again, I think I will pass on writing a review from this trip. Maybe. I think this post suffices just well given all the recent posts.
And for anyone heading to Dietz my three favorites as of now are the new girl Emi (she pronounces it Emma and if you see her prepare to give her a massage), Valentina (the best one in the club to sell the GFE illusion) and finally have to say I had my fun times with Ramona who somehow for all the guy's she fucked (the two others mentioned were machines too) she somehow has the tightest pussy I have had in Germany.
With Emi do not give her too good a massage or she will want to spend much time the following session extending your work but it is a little fun, she has a hell of a body.
With Valentina you may not want to eat her out until orgasm, her freaking legs clamped too tight on my ears and they buzzed the whole flight home and the decent of 35,000 feet in to Atlanta coupled with the buzzing was not so fun, but the memories of Dietz overcame that and finally;.
Please keep Ramona busy and loosen her up a bit for January and do not be fooled when she rides you and stares you in the eyes, she isn't looking at you she is looking at your pupils that are nothing but Euros.
Triptogamont
12-14-17, 17:44
I made the mistake of trying to grab one of mr kings queens & he used a jujitsu move & had me on the ground withering in pain!I'm not at all surprised. He and I were talking on a couch last month when Bianca came down the stairs. He asked if he would be blocking me if he went and sat with her. That's what he said, but what he really meant was, "Don't even think about getting up and going over to her or I'll shove your knee up your asshole. ".
KK. Great report. And so diplomatic.Your report will need hours to decode all the hidden messages
As peacemaker to the world of Neurosynth and me I fully accept and support your formulation of words. I hear a rumour that you are off to the Middle East to work your magic
I hope to take up your wish to soil your Queen Nelly with my presence
Unfortunately on this trip I saw nothing of my Queens privates. Only saw the public parts.Still enchanting
Only time will tell what will happen. There are forces working for and against tighter enforcement and it will take time to see which way it goes. I agree the AO ban itself is almost unenforcible, but repeat my previous view that putting up neon signs that AO is available at a place can only increase, rather than reduce, the possibility of authorities at some point taking action against that club on ground of planning, fire, registration, tax evasion or other reasons.I completely agree with you Optimist, after all Al Capone was also convicted of tax evasion. It's always an easy way for the authorities to target any establishment that deals with a lot of cash, like bars, restaurants and also FKK clubs.
I'm not at all surprised. He and I were talking on a couch last month when Bianca came down the stairs. He asked if he would be blocking me if he went and sat with her. That's what he said, but what he really meant was, "Don't even think about getting up and going over to her or I'll shove your knee up your asshole. ".I know you are joking but I want to repeat that I meant what I said. I asked you if you were ok if I went to Bianca as I didn't want to block you. The more euros my Queen earnsfrom others the better, then when I see her she is already one happy bunny. My Queen is married to Euro, who transmogrifies into any towel clad being going to a room with her.
Yeah, Vito, I can just see me flooring you ;)My speciality is running, preferably away, unless I can talk myself out. I still remember ending up in a room with a girl at GT only thanks to your strongarming me (thanks for that by the way). Mind you, I did do Aikido for a while.
Triptogamont
12-14-17, 18:03
Made the drive up to NRW today, so just a quick visit. Lineup from memory:
Dana, Anna, Nico, Jessica, Suzi, Adele, Erica, EMA, Laura, Sibel, Milena, Ramona, Rebekah and Elena showed up as I was leaving around noon.
Showed up a little after 10 AM. Vanessa was working the desk and was very friendly. Shower and checked out the lineup. I shed a quiet tear that Valentina was not there today, but I knew that going in. I was going to go for Anna or Nico, as I have never roomed with either, and I knew I'd only have one shot in me this morning. Unfortunately, Nico was kept VERY busy by various large German men. Anna disappeared upstairs for a long time, then came back down and was immediately recruited to do a double with Suzi.
Dana has been looking very good to me all this week, and I knew I would have a good time in the room from when I saw her last month. Nice conversation and kisses on the couch. Upstairs to the big room with the couch and TV. Apparently, they shoot porn up there sometimes? Wonderful DFK, BJ, CG, Mish in the room to a very satisfying climax to this TriptoDietzenbach.
Showered and lounged on a couch for 10 minutes to completely dry off. Chatted a bit with Jessica who was sitting on the couch next to me. She's funny, brash, sexy. She's on the short list for my next visit.
Good bye Dietzenbach. Parting is such sweet sorrow!
Trip. Glad you had a good day
Kosher Kowboy
12-14-17, 18:27
Trip. Glad you had a good day.Sounds like he had a wonderful time at Alice's Adult Day Care Center as we all should. And Valentina had a great week financially as have I on Wall Street and she and others will reap the benefits of dollars converted to Euros over the next six months and beyond. She could have made more actually. Right before my last session with her she sat between myself and another client, yes client of hers. Another girl who speaks English great told me she wanted to do a double with the two of us or the two of us and another girl and ' work over' another client for 40 more Euros she felt would be vulnerable to such. She's a pro. Like the rest of them.
Mac, watch out, she'll be gunning for your Euros as well.
KK. Great report. And so diplomatic.
As peacemaker to the world of Neurosynth and me I fully accept and support your formulation of words. I hear a rumour that you are off to the Middle East to work your magic
I hope to take up your wish to soil your Queen Nelly with my presencePlease do soil her up. I know she may not be for all and per a well established veteran of Dietzenbach I was not offended when he told me she was over the hill in kind words but in her younger days looked better. I am proud when I did the math and calculated she has probably fucked 10,000 plus men and earned some good money. I am also proud her pussy has been torn to shreds over the years. I also realize she sees me as a sex tourist who brings her Euros and not love. I also know she grabs my balls to make me cum quicker so she can get me the hell out and have the next guy give her money. That is what a prostitute does.
Kosher Kowboy
12-14-17, 18:40
I shed a quiet tear that Valentina was not there today, but I knew that going in.I am certain she did too, she will miss the easy Euros.
Smoke Light
12-14-17, 22:29
finally have to say I had my fun times with Ramona who somehow for all the guy's she fucked (the two others mentioned were machines too) she somehow has the tightest pussy I have had in Germany.KK,
Thanks for the intel. Common opinion that WG's pussy gets loose after some mileage in the field is a myth. It stays the same until she gives birth. However, some girls have more muscular control in vagina area and are able to contract and relax the muscles during sex and it naturally gets stronger. These tutes are the best for vaginal sex. Gabi LR and Roxy Samya are two of these girls. I also had a girlfriend in her 30's in US years ago, she too had this quality and now I wonder where did she get it from? LOL.
BigBuddy69
12-14-17, 22:31
Optimist has every right to write what he wants in his reports. At least he's giving names and very useful informations, and not hiding his favorites or talking about cars, sports or some other subjects not really appropriate on a sex board.
Any of the Dietz girls do anal?
Rogue Nation
12-14-17, 22:39
Neurosynth. You are wrong.
You are quite simply bullying me. I tell you now that I will not be bullied into silence. I will continue to post in the manner I choose.You will not censor meYes, please don't let anybody shut you down.
I'm going to put both of you in each Ignore List, all this drama is not good for the Forum.
A3
Kosher Kowboy
12-14-17, 22:56
I think it is time to start having fun again and start behaving at day care. I think Alice would be upset that all of her clients who pay to attend her Day Care Center are misbehaving and attacking and / or defending themselves against attacks, guys telling each other directly or indirectly which girls they own, guys telling each other their opinions are welcome, unwelcome, right and wrong. The day care center provided to us on Voltastrasse is there for all of us to enjoy equally and she provides to us girls for all to enjoy equally even rotates some in and out so we can enjoy a few new girls.
Let's all start having fun again.
I think it is time to start having fun again and start behaving at day care. I think Alice would be upset that all of her clients who pay to attend her Day Care Center are misbehaving and attacking and / or defending themselves against attacks, guys telling each other directly or indirectly which girls they own, guys telling each other their opinions are welcome, unwelcome, right and wrong. The day care center provided to us on Voltastrae is there for all of us to enjoy equally and she provides to us girls for all to enjoy equally even rotates some in and out so we can enjoy a few new girls.
Let's all start having fun again.
:DYes please.
Kosher Kowboy
12-14-17, 23:32
Yes please.And as to Alice it is too bad I enrolled in day care so late and did not get to enjoy the couch with her. For those of us who attended day care recently I think all of us can unanimously agree on one thing and that is that Alice was looking pretty darn good. She had her hair done (the ends were evened out) and she had makeup on and was actually very nice as well and had a smile on her face all week.
I envy you guys who got to play ' splash splash' with her in day care center visits in years past.
Triptogamont
12-14-17, 23:50
Trip. Glad you had a good dayI had several very good days. I'm already suffering from withdrawals.
Triptogamont
12-14-17, 23:52
I am certain she did too, she will miss the easy Euros.I feel like a rapper around her, making it rain Monopoly money!
Kosher Kowboy
12-14-17, 23:59
I'm already suffering from withdrawals.As am I.
Christmas carols are playing now in this Kosher home and it is very festive but it only brings back memories of a day last week at the day care center when Christmas carols were playing and a true family atmosphere could be felt throughout and all the guests there that day probably were all in a ' Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire' mood. I think the image of 20 or so red couches each with a john or a prostitute sitting on it and the non-stop parade of johns and tutes going up and down the stairs and in and out of the cabins would make Norman Rockwell proud.
The withdrawals are terrible here as well.
Kosher Kowboy
12-15-17, 05:37
Any of the Dietz girls do anal?I believe Andrea will provide your desired services. She has a very loyal following and is very busy. As to the rest, probably a no go or a YMMV thing.
Trip. Withdrawal symptoms? Now that is a method of birth control I don't use. That leaves me the option of condom or?
When I started on this forum on end of 2014, even I already often experienced jealousy on Youppie, but because I may be a bit naive deep inside of me, always trying to look at things in beautiful way, I thought this forum was to share information about clubs and girls. At this time, even we didn't always agree about our girls experiences or way to write, but no problem for me, Szygy made impressive list about Hessen clubs, I remember he asked name to girls even when he was not attracted, he also advised me to try Agnes. Pol at Sharks. It was a very good advice when I found she had close face, but when she smiled with her grey eyes, and what a woman in bed. No girl like Agnes, now at Sharks.
To help my World regular who was really not busy on Winter 2014/2015, and because I read something negative about her, I never experienced with her, I asked her if I could name her before writing her name on this forum, then some very little mind guys started to tell her about the French who met her every week end, I was said to exhaust her, when on some Saturday nights I was her single client. As I said to her she was too classy and pretty for World clients level, she should have worked at Aphrodisia Zurich city. So many lickers also told about me to Megan, 1 German at Sharks was so jealous she came straight to me as soon she saw me when he had to run after her all day. She did same when she saw me at Globe, same for superstar Katalina. 1 Guy paid time for many rooms with Kate just to talk about me, Kate made few rooms since May 2015, but she never experienced this before. So, I'm really sorry Kate got troubles about me, and yes, now I prefer to protect some of my best girls against those kind of guys reading me and going to tell about me to my girls, sometimes even changing the meaning of my posts. Most of my girls know I'm a writer, Megan understood my writings were good for her business, I made her become a star at Sharks where she was not so busy when she started on end of 2015, as the french GF, she just asked me not to write about her personal life, of course I never did. My girls don t ask me to stop to write, but only not to write about our sex, or private information.
I can just thank few members who really met me and respect me and my girls, in this world of jealousy, where so many guys are just nothing and they can only get from girls from what they are, so need to behave like beggars. On July 2015, some went to Raïssa at World to ask her to have diner with her, because I wrote she asked me to have diner with her twice on this end of June Saturday night between and after our second room. What they just don t know, is on that night Madi who was not busy, was looking at us, and I would have preferred to be 2 months ago, and then I would have chosen Madi 100 times versus Raïssa, to enjoy diner, rather than being with Raïssa and seeing Madi looking at us. She didn t like and I also didn t like this situation due to her behavior on Vatertag.
My only advice is to use your brain for those who have a bit, to choose your girls who attract You, not others girls or girls on a list like in supermarket, and to behave in good way with girls, so, You don t need to know who are my girls. For my experience, it works very well. Make your own FKK experience enjoyable, WGs are just women behind the prostitute.
Triptogamont
12-15-17, 16:30
Trip. Withdrawal symptoms? Now that is a method of birth control I don't use. That leaves me the option of condom or?Snip, snip! This made me laugh out loud.
ExpatLover
12-15-17, 17:37
When I started on this forum on end of 2014, even I already often experienced jealousy on Youppie, but because I may be a bit naive deep inside of me, always trying to look at things in beautiful way, I thought this forum was to share information about clubs and girls. At this time, even we didn't always agree about our girls experiences or way to write, but no problem for me, Szygy made impressive list about Hessen clubs, I remember he asked name to girls even when he was not attracted, he also advised me to try Agnes. Pol at Sharks. It was a very good advice when I found she had close face, but when she smiled with her grey eyes, and what a woman in bed. No girl like Agnes, now at Sharks.
To help my World regular who was really not busy on Winter 2014/2015, and because I read something negative about her, I never experienced with her, I asked her if I could name her before writing her name on this forum, then some very little mind guys started to tell her about the French who met her every week end, I was said to exhaust her, when on some Saturday nights I was her single client. As I said to her she was too classy and pretty for World clients level, she should have worked at Aphrodisia Zurich city. So many lickers also told about me to Megan, 1 German at Sharks was so jealous she came straight to me as soon she saw me when he had to run after her all day. She did same when she saw me at Globe, same for superstar Katalina. 1 Guy paid time for many rooms with Kate just to talk about me, Kate made few rooms since May 2015, but she never experienced this before. So, I'm really sorry Kate got troubles about me, and yes, now I prefer to protect some of my best girls against those kind of guys reading me and going to tell about me to my girls, sometimes even changing the meaning of my posts. Most of my girls know I'm a writer, Megan understood my writings were good for her business, I made her become a star at Sharks where she was not so busy when she started on end of 2015, as the french GF, she just asked me not to write about her personal life, of course I never did. My girls don t ask me to stop to write, but only not to write about our sex, or private information..You are a clever guy, forget the past nobody can change it, and by thinking too much the future you will miss the present. What you are perceiving has the reality is just your own opinion others can have another feeling of the things. Wish a nice day full of nice sessions.
Snip, snip! This made me laugh out loud.I don't have the guts to get snipped.
I'm going to put both of you in each Ignore List, all this drama is not good for the Forum.
A3Thank you Admin3. Wise decision.
Kosher Kowboy
12-15-17, 18:24
I don't have the guts to get snipped.It is not that bad. Basically you are told to shave your balls entirely, you sit in a medical chair like ladies do when examined at the OB-GYN's office and get a tiny shot on each side of your sack (doesn't hurt) and a few minutes later the doctor will ' snip snip' and it is over. I would say it takes about as long as a session at Dietzenbach if not shorter. However, you do need to sit at home with an ice pack on your balls for one or two days. Mine cost me about $700 and insurance covered half which is a good thing as I think one more of me in this world would be overkill.
KK,
Thanks for the intel. Common opinion that WG's pussy gets loose after some mileage in the field is a myth. It stays the same until she gives birth. However, some girls have more muscular control in vagina area and are able to contract and relax the muscles during sex and it naturally gets stronger. These tutes are the best for vaginal sex. Gabi LR and Roxy Samya are two of these girls. I also had a girlfriend in her 30's in US years ago, she too had this quality and now I wonder where did she get it from? LOL.I am finishing up my ' clean review' from the trip now. In the spirit of the holidays I have decided to be as nice as I can to the Sharks and respectful of the guys down in Darmstadt for a change as after all it is all about the sex and good times. Once complete I can turn my focus to Dietzenbach and discuss my aficionado for fucking gypsies.
Much like Trip pointed out Nelly's testicle grabbing to get us johns out as fast as she can I will say Ramona has her own version of the ' Nelly Grab' it just does not involve a full handful of your balls, more on that later when I discuss something we all love.
Pounding the Gypsies. We need to return to the fun, so Admin 3 can laugh too and not have to censor us children. That is Alice's job to maintain peace and order at the Adult Day Care Center. Actually, it is our job not Alice's either; we are grown men
I think
:D
Member #4585
12-15-17, 18:30
I'm going to put both of you in each Ignore List, all this drama is not good for the Forum.
A3Well done Admin. Your decision is supported.
Member #4585
12-15-17, 18:31
I believe Andrea will provide your desired services. She has a very loyal following and is very busy. As to the rest, probably a no go or a YMMV thing.Andrea will be getting a sore asshole so she won't be able to sit down for a week.
KK. You are more of a man than I.
Dietzenbach is the last remnant of the under the towel tehnique by the girls. Was my favourite: how to decide which girl? Just wait for a girl's hand to grab my dick. Oh dear, my elliptical reporting style is getting infected with a New World flavour :D
Return to the fun. And the lovely gypsy girls.
Kosher Kowboy
12-15-17, 18:47
Andrea will be getting a sore asshole so she won't be able to sit down for a week.She is not a bad looking gal and for 40 e I might see her; she is not AO for fucking but if she does give a BBBJ / CIM finish for 40 e why not. She would actually be perfect for the end of a trip when I hit a brick wall and just can't fuck anymore even AO.
Any Andrea fans on here know if her BJ is also covered? If not, she is on the list.
Member #4585
12-15-17, 19:03
She is not a bad looking gal and for 40 e I might see her; she is not AO for fucking but if she does give a BBBJ / CIM finish for 40 e why not. She would actually be perfect for the end of a trip when I hit a brick wall and just can't fuck anymore even AO.
Any Andrea fans on here know if her BJ is also covered? If not, she is on the list.No way. I was hoping Andrea was AO for anal sex. Okay. Maybe that is why I have not taken her before or her look just did not do it for me. I think I know who Andrea is now and why she has not blown me.
Kosher Kowboy
12-15-17, 23:04
Return to the fun. And the lovely gypsy girls.I shall begin writing ' Pounding the Gypsies ' in outline form this evening while the Europeans sleep.
'A Snowy December Day in Darmstadt' is now complete and under final editing we'll see who actually makes it to the end.
:D
Correction, most Europeans are home sleeping not all; it is 1 AM there so all of our favorites are being pounded by Turkish Men now, their pussies in pain and in a few hours they will get AO'ed and creampied by their Turkish pimps in their post work obligatory fuck. I'll be asleep than myself.
Rogue Nation
12-15-17, 23:23
No way. I was hoping Andrea was AO for anal sex. Okay. Maybe that is why I have not taken her before or her look just did not do it for me. I think I know who Andrea is now and why she has not blown me.AO anal was never on the menu at Dietzenbach. You might have gotten it unofficially.
Triptogamont
12-15-17, 23:38
Later on, KK and I were sitting on the big couch on the far right. That's the best couch if you're talking to a guy. On the other couches, it feels a bit too much like you're sitting on each other's laps, getting ready to take each other to the room. KK said he was going to take Valentina, who was on the couch right next to us. But some guy got to her first. KK gave her the universal signal for, "When you're done with this ass clown, come see me for a good fucking!" When she came back down to the main room, she put her towel down and sprawled between us, laughing. Just before they went to the room, KK got up and wandered off for two minutes, maybe to take a leak? While he was gone, I pointed to Valentina, pointed to myself, and pointed to one of the rooms. She laughed and nodded. I was so tempted to disappear into a room with her, leaving KK to wonder what the hell just happened. I would have done it if I would have been able to see his face when he came back.
My apologies if this came off as an attack. I was making a joke with Valentina by miming that we should go to the room while KK was gone. She was joking when she agreed. I'm sure she would never jeopardize her earnings that way. I would never do such a thing (I may be an ass, but I don't think I'm an asshole). Well, I might go so far as to hide with her in one of the rooms with the door cracked just to see the reaction. But it has nothing specifically to do with KK, except all three of us know each other. Nor was this an attempt to stake my "claim" on Valentina as "mine". I fully understand the client / provider relationship.
All I was trying to do was share something I thought was funny. I saw it as an example of how these girls seem to have genuine down to earth fun. Nothing malicious was ever intended. Sometimes I need to be reminded that tone and visual cues are completely absent in these posts. I also forgot that I never told KK himself about the joke. By the time he came back from his shower and said goodbye, I was sitting with Jessica and had other things on my mind.
Anyway, apologies all around.
Great, now I'm one of those guys who responds to his own post.
Kosher Kowboy
12-15-17, 23:46
My apologies if this came off as an attack. I was making a joke with Valentina by miming that we should go to the room while KK was gone. She was joking when she agreed. I'm sure she would never jeopardize her earnings that way. I would never do such a thing (I may be an ass, but I don't think I'm an asshole). Well, I might go so far as to hide with her in one of the rooms with the door cracked just to see the reaction. But it has nothing specifically to do with KK, except all three of us know each other. Nor was this an attempt to stake my "claim" on Valentina as "mine". I fully understand the client / provider relationship.
All I was trying to do was share something I thought was funny. I saw it as an example of how these girls seem to have genuine down to earth fun. Nothing malicious was ever intended. Sometimes I need to be reminded that tone and visual cues are completely absent in these posts. I also forgot that I never told KK himself about the joke. By the time he came back from his shower and said goodbye, I was sitting with Jessica and had other things on my mind.
Anyway, apologies all around.
Great, now I'm one of those guys who responds to his own post.Apologies all accepted on my end and delighted you had fun in the NRW. Back to the fun and games, the DNA cocktails, the athlete's foot, the shit in the toilet, the cum drips on the floor and last but not least and I am sure I left on many.
The sausages.
I came down a little hard myself, no need to apologize; we are a bunch of fucking weirdos that form the must fucked up family in Germany.
Sometimes we get lost in such fun with the Gypsies we think off the wall. Just asked Optimist.
:D
Triptogamont
12-15-17, 23:49
the shit in the toiletSeriously, I think some of these bastards spontaneously combust in the bathroom!
No, I don't really make water in the sauna.
Really, you can't use the words [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) or [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134)?
Kosher Kowboy
12-15-17, 23:57
Seriously, I think some of these bastards spontaneously combust in the bathroom!I think you know what I am tempted to do given the above. It would probably the most disgusting picture ever posted in the history of the ISG, ever!
So gross I don't even know if I can do it.
Triptogamont
12-16-17, 00:00
I think you know what I am tempted to do given the above. It would probably the most disgusting picture ever posted in the history of the ISG, ever!!
So gross I don't even know if I can do it.I don't even want to see the thumbnail. If you do, I will be forced to post 10 meaningless posts, just to push it to the 2nd page.
Kosher Kowboy
12-16-17, 00:01
I don't even want to see the thumbnail. If you do, I will be forced to post 10 meaningless posts, just to push it to the 2nd page.I agree. It is beyond comprehension that a human being could be so inconsiderate of others.
Member #4585
12-16-17, 00:05
Seriously, I think some of these bastards spontaneously combust in the bathroom!
No, I don't really make water in the sauna?Oh man, there are some real boulders left behind that guys just do nothing to get rid off down the plumbing. It is like no one taught these guys how to use a toilet.
It was disgusting sight to see. There must be like 3 weeks of undigested meat (Dietz sausages?) in their bellies that want to come out.
Kosher Kowboy
12-16-17, 00:57
(Dietz sausages?) .Alice actually provides good sausages. They actually have good flavor and a crunch to the skin. I only have two complaints about the sausages.
1) They are longer than my dick albeit thinner and.
2) They are coated with the semen of other men.
When you really think about it as much as we complain about guys putting their hands in the water and us having to put semen laced sausages in our mouths somewhere it was lost that we stick that same mouth on semen soaked labia and stick our dicks up semen dripping female reproductive systems and vaginas.
Member #4585
12-16-17, 01:45
I planned out of my eight days this past week to spend three at Sharks and five at that disgusting day care center up in Dietzenbach where the lowest of the lowest class of mongers in Germany go to fuck nasty trashy women that get fucked up to 15 or 20 times a day but ended up spending seven days with the dirtballs at Alice's and only one day in the town of Darmstadt with the distinguished fine gentleman who like to feed their classy and beautiful Sharks like Mandy, Evita and Helen crisp 50 e and 100 e notes that are almost impossible to separate they are so crisp and clean while the day care center attendees hand their Gypsies crumpled up and greasy 20's, 10's and 5's. I also realized I was sacrificing great wellness centers and delicious meals for a rundown shit sauna and a stadium style food warmer full of sausages that float in filthy semen laced waters as guys simply can't stop using their hands. Guy cums in girl, girl wipes up his cum with paper towel, guy is gentleman puts it in garbage can than before he showers sticks his hands in the sausages. Yep, that's lunch for 7 days!Ask one Kosher Kowboy which club he prefers and 7 days out of 8 he chooses Dietenbach.
That is an epic trip to spend 7 out of 8 days possible in one club and a small dingy club at that. I can only salute the tenacity and endurance you have in continuing to come back to the same club day in and day out, even in the pouring snow and cold that has clung to Europe in the last weeks.
Indeed, I sometimes struggle to find the small denomination notes to pay the girls at Dietz after the session. At Sharks one is handing over purple, green and orange notes to pay a girl for a session like one is pulling sheets from a toilet roll when one has the runs from eating too much food like the Fat Asian Pig at Sharks.
I really wish someone would not continually block the toilet at Dietz with the contents of their bowels. It is like a baby elephant was in the little men's room dealing with the contents of eating the African Savannah dry of grasses.
Regarding the Dietz sausages. I used to enjoy them very much but now after all this chatter of sperm laced water which is used to cook the sausages and I can believe there are guys putting their come drench fingers into that water just after a room and before they go shower since they are in a hurry and they are hungry after porking one of Dietz's finest. I can well believe that one has been sucking in the come of other men and sharing DNA with each other.
Oh the thought is killing me and making me retch and tear myself a new one to get rid of such horrid contents from my inside. Alas the cum enriched water used for cooking the Dietz sausages are now a part of me. I think I will burn in hell forever and never reach paradise.
C'est la vie.
Member #4585
12-16-17, 01:50
Alice actually provides good sausages. They actually have good flavor and a crunch to the skin. I only have two complaints about the sausages.
1) They are longer than my dick albeit thinner and.
2) They are coated with the semen of other men.
When you really think about it as much as we complain about guys putting their hands in the water and us having to put semen laced sausages in our mouths somewhere it was lost that we stick that same mouth on semen soaked labia and stick our dicks up semen dripping female reproductive systems and vaginas.I shudder to think of the images your words conjugate in my mind's eye. Maybe too vivid.
Maybe stick to pounding the gypsies at Dietzenbach like you said in your Sharks recent report.
Marine One
12-16-17, 03:48
And as to Alice it is too bad I enrolled in day care so late and did not get to enjoy the couch with her. For those of us who attended day care recently I think all of us can unanimously agree on one thing and that is that Alice was looking pretty darn good.
I envy you guys who got to play ' splash splash' with her in day care center visits in years past.You have no idea! The three times I cream pied her were the best days of my life. And I recall that on the final night, each time you saw her long bare legs coming down the stairs in those high heels, by the time she got to the bottom there was a line up each time.
Having just read the Living Room thread recent posts, I am reminded why I like to choose clubs such as Dietzenbach for example, where it is easy in the downstairs rooms to get some early warning of an untoward event in the club and therefore avoid a compromising situation.
It also means the girl I am with can talk to her friends while I fuck her, thereby alleviating the boredom factor for her lol
Member #4585
12-16-17, 13:37
Having just read the Living Room thread recent posts, I am reminded why I like to choose clubs such as Dietzenbach for example, where it is easy in the downstairs rooms to get some early warning of an untoward event in the club and therefore avoid a compromising situation.My initial reaction to the Living Room police raid which included enforcement of condoms for sexual services which also implied condom for handjob as well, was a knee jerk reaction to go for escorts in a hotel since it is less likely the LE will track a solo girl and you there. One only has to worry about the hotel not being happy about what is going on.
Then I took what Optimist said and said to myself do not over react saying that the FKK model still works. One has to work with the girls in making sure one has time to get into position not to be compromised when LE do come into the room Bavarian style where this raid situation has happened before.
It will be a wait and see if the Living Room example causes other clubs to clamp down.
Triptogamont
12-16-17, 15:58
Having just read the Living Room thread recent posts, I am reminded why I like to choose clubs such as Dietzenbach for example, where it is easy in the downstairs rooms to get some early warning of an untoward event in the club and therefore avoid a compromising situation.
It also means the girl I am with can talk to her friends while I fuck her, thereby alleviating the boredom factor for her lolI also like the downstairs rooms, so that when Jessica shouts to the world about what a big dick I have, I can exit to a round of applause.
Bitumen. Yes. No need to panic. I assume LR was just a run of the mill raid until there is evidence otherwise
Let us all be circumspect (lol my favourite word) in our reactions
Rogue Nation
12-16-17, 16:49
FKK model still works. One has to work with the girls in making sure one has time to get into position not to be compromised when LE do come into the room Bavarian style where this raid situation has happened before.Great advice. My take on that issue would be to install locks if not yet in place. Or a door stop as somebody suggested.
Member #4585
12-16-17, 17:23
Bitumen. Yes. No need to panic. I assume LR was just a run of the mill raid until there is evidence otherwise
Let us all be circumspect (lol my favourite word) in our reactionsI am concerned that the services we have come to enjoy may due to these little raids become firm policy to be banned no matter what to ensure compliance. It will drive the industry underground as clients will still demand it.
Kosher Kowboy
12-16-17, 18:48
. It will drive the industry underground as clients will still demand it.Perhaps the demand that would remain forcing the activities underground is a reason they will not take action. There is an old saying ' Keep your enemies close' and although there are no enemies here the similarity remains that allowing the activity to continue in the current form allows authorities to know the Who, what, when, where and why of what is going on directly in their vision as opposed to having said activities disperse to underground environments where they can not possibly control or track a thing. Sometimes it is best to look the other way knowing what is going on to prevent the uncontrollable environment that would certainly occur as you say (if it went underground) and than have zero power to ' enforce' if they wanted to. I also think other activities frowned upon can at times run hand and hand with prostitution and forcing BBBJ / AO underground without a doubt would create a double edged sword for the Police.
These clubs pay taxes perhaps payoffs and undoubtedly have clients that work in the law enforcement, legislative and judicial sectors of Germany.
And next year the girls will pay taxes and the government will also have them all registered, known addresses of where they can be found etc. I remember the lawyers I spoke to both in Mainhatten last summer and recently Dietz both saying the same thing it is about control and money. The German police / tax regulators etc know exactly what is going on and how many men have been sent to jail or fined since July 1? I think none if I am wrong I stand corrected.
To bust the men means to stop the influx of business to the clubs by scaring us thus they could not collect as they will under the new January 1-2018 rules.
Doors were opened at Living Room and how many guys hauled away? How many fined? None that we know of. It is obvious everything is pointing in the direction of girls getting 'lined up to pay up ' come the new year and without us guys going to the clubs to pay them would mean zero money to the government which is what this is really all about. That entire shenanigans that went down at LR was about one thing and one thing only. They picked a small club to raid (much less time and work than Sharks say) and they know every single or at least many working girls in GER is aware of that raid and they successfully ' fired a very loud warning shot across the bow' to the girls to get registered or get lost.
As we say stateside ' You can do anything you want as long as you Pay Uncle Sam' , perhaps ' You can do whatever you want as long as Angela Merkel gets paid' could be a possibility there. They have had 6 months to shut down AO / BBBJ and they haven't yet they know it goes on and anyone who thinks they do not is kidding themselves not the police. Why haven't they shut down AO / BBBJ? The same reason they will not in 2018 and beyond.
Euros, Euros and more Euros are headed their way. That is all they want.
ExpatLover
12-16-17, 19:36
Perhaps the demand that would remain forcing the activities underground is a reason they will not take action. There is an old saying ' Keep your enemies close' and although there are no enemies here the similarity remains that allowing the activity to continue in the current form allows authorities to know the Who, what, when, where and why of what is going on directly in their vision as opposed to having said activities disperse to underground environments where they can not possibly control or track a thing. Sometimes it is best to look the other way knowing what is going on to prevent the uncontrollable environment that would certainly occur as you say (if it went underground) and than have zero power to ' enforce' if they wanted to. I also think other activities frowned upon can at times run hand and hand with prostitution and forcing BBBJ / AO underground without a doubt would create a double edged sword for the Police.
These clubs pay taxes perhaps payoffs and undoubtedly have clients that work in the law enforcement, legislative and judicial sectors of Germany.
And next year the girls will pay taxes and the government will also have them all registered, known addresses of where they can be found etc. I remember the lawyers I spoke to both in Mainhatten last summer and recently Dietz both saying the same thing it is about control and money. The German police / tax regulators etc know exactly what is going on and how many men have been sent to jail or fined since July 1? I think none if I am wrong I stand corrected..Correct but they will never be a guy fined for BBBJ or something, this is the cosmetic aspect of the law the main target is to reduce the offer by registering the girls, forcing them to regular medical check, forcing them to pay income tax etc. At the end some girls are leaving the scene for a normal job or will work in another country.
KK. I am not so confident as you that the income to the state from prostitution will ensure that there is no action in relation to certain activities (after all Atlantis was closed and Artemis was targetted). Action against prostitutipn as a whole is for the next few years unlikely as it is becoming a state regulated tax paying industry as you say. Longer term it depends on politics: Berlin is considering banning prostitution and Dortmund already has totally banned prostitution in the city apart from small areas
For sure the authorities know what is going on, as you say. The only question is how longterm it will all develop. I suspect that enforcement action if any will be a long time coming, and when / if it does it will take the form of closure for fire, planning, or tax reasons. Prosecution of customers is unlikely I suspect given evidential requirements.
Certainly not time to or panic yet. Basically I am only guessing and it will be the end of 2018 at the earliest I think before we can really assess things.
The LR raid was totally routine. A club can be checked in this way three or four times a year.
ExpatLover
12-16-17, 19:59
KK. I am not so confident as you that the income to the state from prostitution will ensure that there is no action in relation to certain activities (after all Atlantis was closed and Artemis was targetted). Action against prostitutipn as a whole is for the next few years unlikely as it is becoming a state regulated tax paying industry as you say. Longer term it depends on politics: Berlin is considering banning prostitution and Dortmund already has totally banned prostitution in the city apart from small areas
For sure the authorities know what is going on, as you say. The only question is how longterm it will all develop. I suspect that enforcement action if any will be a long time coming, and when / if it does it will take the form of closure for fire, planning, or tax reasons. Prosecution of customers is unlikely I suspect given evidential requirements.
Certainly not time to or panic yet. Basically I am only guessing and it will be the end of 2018 at the earliest I think before we can really assess things.Completely online with your comments, clubs could start to suffer by a decrease in turnover due to less girls and therefor less customers, in the laufhaus the girls will have no more the right to sleep in the same room where they work, this will also affect the business, all in all wait and see is a very good advice.
I am concerned that the services we have come to enjoy may due to these little raids become firm policy to be banned no matter what to ensure compliance. It will drive the industry underground as clients will still demand it.I think that the authorities will be very happy if it just becomes sort of unofficial. Probably they don't want to drive things underground but may want to remove all public advertising and publicity. But they will take time to move (if they do) against for example advertising or german based discussion sites facilitating actions which are illegal.
I suspect it depends largely on how much information gets through to feminist politicians. What I really fear is a surprise expose by a paper such as Bild, since it will boost circulation for a day and make Bild seem holier than thou and create a public issue
Kosher Kowboy
12-16-17, 20:40
KK. I am not so confident as you that the income to the state from prostitution will ensure that there is no action in relation to certain activities .Could be only time will tell. We will find out next year but I always welcome and respect your opinion and knowledge which far exceeds mine as well as your person and friendship. Also, I am probably admittedly looking thru a set of eyes and thinking with a corrupted brain based on how this all might be approached in the states as that has been my stomping grounds for the majority of my play time up until two years ago and our laws are enacted and enforced according to individual state, county and municipality laws where as the German laws are countrywide.
And in my case, my escape hatch (a wise monger always has a backup plan) is alive and well in Spain and I see my wives at Placer Madrid are getting fucked very well by the Spaniards. They are good mongers too. However, I would miss my family and our adorable gypsies who welcome our crumpled up 20,10 and 5 Euro notes and accept them with a genuine smile as well as stories of pussies dropping a load of random cum on the floor and all of the entertainment that this grungy and filthy club has to offer.
On another note, there was an old episode of the Brady Bunch where Bobby and Cindy set the record I believe for the longest time on a see-saw. Eventually they both fell asleep and someone brought them in to the house. That someone has a very familiar name.
Alice except that Alice fed them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with no cum in the middle, not sausages that float in cum like the other Alice in Dietzenbach
Now speaking of records does anyone know what the Dietzenbach record is for consecutive days sitting on a couch there is?
KK. You are more than gentlemanly. Yes we must wait. Some of the German laws we are talking about are enforced by the local states, which creates more variables.
In the meantime we can enjoy and help our gypsy family with our crumpled notes and in my case my crumpled body. As I am almost old enough for Day Care I will ask Social Services to fund my care at Alice's.
I suspect you hold the couch sitting record at Dietzenbach. I think I once did nine days at World but that was easy compared to the compulsory couch time at Dietzenbach which you recently achieved.
Glad to see you alive and kicking in this thread.
Kosher Kowboy
12-16-17, 20:54
KK. You are more than gentlemanly. Yes we must wait. Some of the German laws we are talking about are enforced by the local states, which creates more variables.
.I quit my German language lessons so now I think I will quit my German Law Practice and return to doing what I do best, reviewing.
Time to go to the bank so I can pay the maid who cleans my house so I can begin writing ' Pounding the Gypsies'.
Member #4585
12-16-17, 21:40
so I can begin writing ' Pounding the Gypsies'.Yaaaayyyyyy.
SerialAOMonger
12-17-17, 18:45
I was there again on Saturday, I have been going about once a week the last 2 months.
You guys were talking about the toilet, I think its because the design of the toilet has an angle on it. So when someone drops a deuce it lands directly on the porcelain, it doesn't fall into the water and make a nice splash for you. I think it's a shitty toilet design (no pun intended) but that's German engineering for you. I'm not excusing the people that mark their territory; I think that's disgusting and very rude. I always clean up after myself there's a toilet brush there for a reason. And with this particular toilet I need to use the brush every time.
So after I dropped the kids off at the pool, I went to take a shower and walked right by the best shower. I didn't realize they fixed it (well they didn't fix it completely but at least now you can use it and it works) and took a shower in the community shower. After my shower, I saw there was some wood like someone has been doing construction and that's when I realized its working and they took the sign down. Sorry to make a big deal about this but it made my day.
Anyway I saw Valentina's picture was up, I had a good GFE session with her before so I was looking for her again. She hasn't been around in a while it was good to see her again. I saw her sitting on the couch but as soon as I saw her someone sat with her so I missed my opportunity. So Elena was there sitting in her normal spot, so I went to the room with her and did the deed.
I took a shower to sterilize my peepee and was walking back to the living room, but as I was walking there I saw Valentina was now going with another man. So I missed her again. She's very busy and has a good reputation among the Johns. The other girls are sitting on the couch and most people pass by them but Valentina was getting a lot of attention.
I decided to sit on the couch and wait for her. I finally got her, as soon as she sat on the couch I sat down next to her. Her English isn't great but its good enough its better than Elena who doesn't speak English at all. I asked Valentina how old she is she said 21. I asked her where she has been because I haven't seen her in a while but she didn't understand my question. So we went to the room and I got a pretty good GFE session with her and we did the horizontal mambo. If I see her again next time I will repeat.
After that I went to the red light district in Frankfurt to walk around. Walking up all those stairs is a great leg work out. I was done with having sex for the night, but I just wanted to walk around and see what's going on. I saw some very beautiful girls but I also saw some old fat women and trannys. I saw some psychotic homeless people that look like they should be in a hospital not out wandering the streets. I saw a lot of drug dealers asking me if I want some coke or marijuana. I didn't partake in any of this but I was still talking to them just because I was bored and had nothing better to do. There were a lot of strip clubs with people standing on the street trying to convince me to go inside the strip club. But I didn't go inside because I have heard too many horror stories about those places. When your try to leave they extort you and say you owe them 200 euro. Has anyone here ever heard about those places? I figure if it really is a good place then they wouldn't need to stand on the street trying to convince you to go inside.
Kosher Kowboy
12-18-17, 16:09
I think it's a shitty toilet design (no pun intended)
Her English isn't great but its good enough its better than Elena who doesn't speak English at all.
Walking up all those stairs is a great leg work out. I do not get their toilets either, best cars in the world and terrible toilets? Doesn't make sense. Also, why is it that in Germany and much of Europe you have to put your used toilet paper in a plastic bag and tie it up which sucks if you have larger hands and wad up the paper have to be vary careful, maybe I need to borrow the sausage tongs at night and bring back the next morning.
It has been said by a few that Valentina speaks much more English than she leads on (very smart move on her part I think the cat is out of the bag on that now and perhaps Trip's DNA was instant educational English swimmers) and I experienced this a little in my last session with her and also Trip and I spent hours on that 3 seat couch and she would make fun of us in a good way for the fun we were having chatting but I am very certain Valentina heard much of what Trip and I were saying and understood much more than Trip and I thought but on the flip side of the coin if that is so I must say Valentina has a great sense of humor considering the joking and chatting Trip and I were ' guilty' of. Good girl for sure, can see why she is so popular. Ramona also I think is a closet ' better English speaker' than she leads on. I did notice both girls turning their heads at us often with grins and smiles when certain things were said. I miss both of them dearly.
I agree on the stairs of the RLD, I simply can not walk them and one set is enough. I wish they were laid out along canals like A-Dam where I used to go all the time despite the service levels and if so I would probably partake more in the RLD of Frankfurt. Too much work.
Good fun report!
Triptogamont
12-18-17, 16:33
It has been said by a few that Valentina speaks much more English than she leads on (very smart move on her part I think the cat is out of the bag on that now and perhaps Trip's DNA was instant educational English swimmers) and I experienced this a little in my last session with her and also Trip and I spent hours on that 3 seat couch and she would make fun of us in a good way for the fun we were having chatting but I am very certain Valentina heard much of what Trip and I were saying and understood much more than Trip and I thought but on the flip side of the coin if that is so I must say Valentina has a great sense of humor considering the joking and chatting Trip and I were ' guilty' of. Good girl for sure, can see why she is so popular.
Wait, so when I asked her to marry me, she burst out laughing because she understood? I thought it was just because I insist on jabbering at her in a language she doesn't know!
Christian G
12-18-17, 16:47
There were a lot of strip clubs with people standing on the street trying to convince me to go inside the strip club. But I didn't go inside because I have heard too many horror stories about those places. When your try to leave they extort you and say you owe them 200 euro. Has anyone here ever heard about those places? I figure if it really is a good place then they wouldn't need to stand on the street trying to convince you to go inside.I never went inside these strip clubs but I think you could avoid like the plague and not risk your money. Fortunately with all the pussy around in the buildings we not need a strip club rip off in a RLD.
Kosher Kowboy
12-18-17, 16:50
Wait, so when I asked her to marry me, she burst out laughing because she understood? I thought it was just because I insist on jabbering at her in a language she doesn't know!I think she was laughing as she had just signed her prenuptial agreement to marry me but I think she can handle two men? (Or more?).
:D
At least she didn't have to clean the restroom that day and Rebecca got stuck with that toilet atomic bomb
Member #4585
12-18-17, 16:54
At least she didn't have to clean the restroom that day and Rebecca got stuck with that toilet atomic bombRebecca. Hahahaha. She had to do some work.
Kosher Kowboy
12-18-17, 17:04
Rebecca. Hahahaha. She had to do some work.Speaking of Rebecca. And usually my memory becomes clearer upon return to the USA after jetlag wears off;.
I was doing a room with one of Dietz's finest and next door heard a girl literally howling from getting fucked good and I think most of us seasoned folks by now know the difference between fake and real. This girl was truly getting drilled and I thought it might have been Andrea getting a cock of great size shoved up Hershey Highway so after I finished I cracked the door of the room to see if anyone walked out of the other room but the howling continued. A few minutes later down came Erika and a few moments later down came Andrea in fact. No man was with them.
I continued to observe the stairwell and Rebecca came down with a guy. No one else came down for a good 20 minutes at least except girls on their own who had fucked downstairs and were cleaning up.
It could only have been Rebecca getting drilled so perhaps 1 out of 50 men gets great service from her or it is one of those cases where a girl even if trying not to cum as she truly hates her johns (most girls) it was simply her bodies natural reaction but she definitely was getting off so that being said she might be a high risk high reward Dietz girl. She hasn't quit or been let go yet so someone is satisfied with her.
Triptogamont
12-18-17, 18:20
Speaking of Rebecca. And usually my memory becomes clearer upon return to the USA after jetlag wears off;.
I was doing a room with one of Dietz's finest and next door heard a girl literally howling from getting fucked good and I think most of us seasoned folks by now know the difference between fake and real. This girl was truly getting drilled and I thought it might have been Andrea getting a cock of great size shoved up Hershey Highway so after I finished I cracked the door of the room to see if anyone walked out of the other room but the howling continued. A few minutes later down came Erika and a few moments later down came Andrea in fact. No man was with them.
I continued to observe the stairwell and Rebecca came down with a guy. No one else came down for a good 20 minutes at least except girls on their own who had fucked downstairs and were cleaning up.
It could only have been Rebecca getting drilled so perhaps 1 out of 50 men gets great service from her or it is one of those cases where a girl even if trying not to cum as she truly hates her johns (most girls) it was simply her bodies natural reaction but she definitely was getting off so that being said she might be a high risk high reward Dietz girl. She hasn't quit or been let go yet so someone is satisfied with her.Maybe it was Erika and Andrea and a double headed dildo.
Kosher Kowboy
12-18-17, 18:45
Maybe it was Erika and Andrea and a double headed dildo.Erika is one of my favs there. She is perfect for nighttime as we obviously found out and discussed most of them have aching and sore pussies after lunchtime and especially after dinner so she is one of those ones who is still an energizer bunny while the other ones are dreading too much work especially knowing after the club closes and they are done eating at Burger King up the road they must spread those legs open one more time for that pimp / boyfriend / husband / loverboy to administer their obligatory after work pounding to remind them of their presence and keep them in line before they empty their purses as well of whatever they need.
Valentina sure seems to be getting popular these days. Pretty soon there'll be guys flying in from Tokyo and Seoul, asking for her at the desk without even seeing her, then block booking her for hours, showering her with expensive gifts from the Orient (and Frankfurt duty free), and so on and so forth! I do think she speaks more English than she makes out also. As for Rebeka, if she just smiled she'd get double the business, she has a cracking body but unfortunately because of her attitude I would not repeat her, once was enough. Looking forward to visiting late next week.
Kosher Kowboy
12-18-17, 19:21
Valentina sure seems to be getting popular these days. Pretty soon there'll be guys flying in from Tokyo and Seoul, asking for her at the desk without even seeing her, then block booking her for hours, showering her with expensive gifts from the Orient (and Frankfurt duty free), and so on and so forth! I do think she speaks more English than she makes out also. As for Rebeka, if she just smiled she'd get double the business, she has a cracking body but unfortunately because of her attitude I would not repeat her, once was enough. Looking forward to visiting late next week.I (we) look forward to hearing about you sharing Irish Dairy products with the young Hungarian. I noticed 3 Asian customers last trip for sure an increase from the last few visits but I do not feel they had the best time. The one who spoke German I am sure had a blast and is most likely a regular, the other two seemed to be in culture shock and left after one room. Not sure if the culture shock of activities that took place in the room or if one of them perhaps ventured in to the bathroom was the cause of their decision to leave the club
:D
SerialAOMonger
12-18-17, 19:26
Rebecca. Hahahaha. She had to do some work.Is Rebecca the one who is very skinny with long brown hair in a ponytail and has hoop earrings? She looks very young and wears a black mini skirt? I saw a few people on this thread saying her service is mediocre so I never went to a room with her but she looks very good. I'm tempted to give her a shot at the title.
I never went inside these strip clubs but I think you could avoid like the plague and not risk your money. Fortunately with all the pussy around in the buildings we not need a strip club rip off in a RLD.I know right. Why would I go in a strip club when the eros center is right next door? Eros centers and FKK clubs don't have people on the street trying to convince people to go inside because they speak for themselves. If someone needs to talk you into it then something is wrong.
I do not get their toilets either, best cars in the world and terrible toilets? Doesn't make sense. Also, why is it that in Germany and much of Europe you have to put your used toilet paper in a plastic bag and tie it up which sucks if you have larger hands and wad up the paper have to be vary careful, maybe I need to borrow the sausage tongs at night and bring back the next morning.
It has been said by a few that Valentina speaks much more English than she leads on (very smart move on her part I think the cat is out of the bag on that now and perhaps Trip's DNA was instant educational English swimmers) and I experienced this a little in my last session with her and also Trip and I spent hours on that 3 seat couch and she would make fun of us in a good way for the fun we were having chatting but I am very certain Valentina heard much of what Trip and I were saying and understood much more than Trip and I thought but on the flip side of the coin if that is so I must say Valentina has a great sense of humor considering the joking and chatting Trip and I were ' guilty' of. Good girl for sure, can see why she is so popular.Maybe she understands a lot more than she can speak. That's how I am with Spanish. If people are speaking Spanish I understand everything they are saying but I can't speak very well its hard to find the words to put a sentence together.
Is Romana the one with the boyish short hair? She's not my type, I always see her sitting on the couch and nobody wants to sit next to her LOL. The first time I went there I tried to talk to her but she kind of had a bad attitude. Maybe she was in a bad mood that day or maybe she doesn't like outsiders who she has never seen before since it was my first time. I see her there every time but I never made an attempt to talk to her ever again. There are nicer and better looking girls than her she's not worth the effort.
I didn't go to the RLD at all over the summer because it was too hot and I would be sweating up a storm. But since the weather is now cold I can go there just to get a good workout. Yes the layout of A-dam is much better I'm probably going there this weekend but I won't be going there for sex. The service is too poor. If I want sex I'm going to Dietzenbach from now on.
Erika is one of my favs there. She is perfect for nighttime as we obviously found out and discussed most of them have aching and sore pussies after lunchtime and especially after dinner so she is one of those ones who is still an energizer bunny while the other ones are dreading too much work especially knowing after the club closes and they are done eating at Burger King up the road they must spread those legs open one more time for that pimp / boyfriend / husband / loverboy to administer their obligatory after work pounding to remind them of their presence and keep them in line before they empty their purses as well of whatever they need.LOL I have been going to that burger king every time when I'm done with FKK40. I'm always so hungry when I leave that club because I don't eat the sausages. Last time I went there I went inside and I saw one of the girls in there eating with some guy. I don't know her name it's a girl I never spoke to before.
I (we) look forward to hearing about you sharing Irish Dairy products with the young Hungarian.Most certainly, it will be of the full fat variety, none of this low fat / slimline rubbish.
Rogue Nation
12-18-17, 23:42
Is Rebecca the one who is very skinny with long brown hair in a ponytail and has hoop earrings? She looks very young and wears a black mini skirt? I saw a few people on this thread saying her service is mediocre so I never went to a room with her but she looks very good. I'm tempted to give her a shot at the title.That's her. She's been working at World and Oase before.
Kosher Kowboy
12-19-17, 00:56
That's her. She's been working at World and Oase before.How did she end up in Dietz? Seems quite a drop, maybe her services stunk at those two clubs and she had no choice? I would think a girl would rather give good service at Oase / World than climb down the ladder to Alice's. I wonder if any other of our princesses are rejects from other clubs. Half way thru my trip she got her hair done as well perhaps she and Alice went together as I can tell both went to the salon. Rebecca looked really good and I was tempted. Just wonder how you go from a ' Big Five' to Dietzenbach.
Is Romana the one with the boyish short hair? She's not my type, I always see her sitting on the couch and nobody wants to sit next to her LOL. The first time I went there I tried to talk to her but she kind of had a bad attitude. Maybe she was in a bad mood that day or maybe she doesn't like outsiders who she has never seen before since it was my first time. I see her there every time but I never made an attempt to talk to her ever again. There are nicer and better looking girls than her she's not worth the effort.
.That is Ramona. Looks like she isn't loved like Valentina is, more for me maybe. I really liked her, did her several times in fact missed out on her a few times which sucks as she gives a really nice hand play on the couch, leaves her legs open and I had to watch her do that to someone else as I missed her by seconds each time and when I did a double she was in an hour so I took two others. She even has her own towel that says ' Ramona' on it. I could never take her towel though that would be a great one to have perhaps she will sell it to me. I will have to determine it's value somehow.
Most certainly, it will be of the full fat variety, none of this low fat / slimline rubbish.Eat lots of celery, drink lots of water, or my latest that seems to work I now snack on red, green, orange and yellow peppers all day long. Works well. Please test drive Ramona as well perhaps her attitude has changed for the negative since seriialaoMonger saw her after my dates hopefully her mood will improve as to her looks you be the judge if she is good looking enough to fuck.
Or don't bother, she is, you will fuck just about anything if you can fuck Maya you can fuck anyone in there!
Triptogamont
12-19-17, 03:21
She even has her own towel that says ' Ramona' on it.
Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to beg, buy, borrow, or steal both towels! This message will self destruct in 30 seconds.
Kosher Kowboy
12-19-17, 03:42
Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to beg, buy, borrow, or steal both towels! This message will self destruct in 30 seconds.I will make sure to get Ramona's early in the day, if you remember correctly it was the middle of the afternoon when we saw her picking her nose. I would prefer to get the towel earlier rather than later.
Dutch Rudder
12-19-17, 07:42
LU: Andrea, Anna, Amira, Anais, EMA, Maya, Nico, Rebekah, Susi, Sibelle, Vanessa (or Veronica), and Valentina. One or two others that I can't remember. Many of the girls headshots are similar and I have a tough time distinguishing them in the dim lighting.
Alice was absent. Another woman was minding the till around which Maya was hanging out most the afternoon. A Japanese John who spoke zero English was unsuccessfully trying to convey something from a piece of paper he brought. Maya and Valentina (were entertained. Valentina playfully tried to peak under his towel a few times and he shoo'the her off.
The solo shower remains in working condition, albeit with a small margin of error between scalding and freezing. I brought my own shower shoes. Nico tried to trip me while I was walking by and we flirted in passing. I saw her with a few customers that afternoon in addition doing quite a bit of cleaning. The real hero right there.
All my targets were busy when I arrived, so I went into the sauna for a bit. I emerged with hungers. Anna satisfied the first. Although her service doesn't tick all my boxes, I feel like we connect well and am willing to forgo these options. Her hair and makeup was fantastic.
My second hunger was sated by the winter menu offering: hot dog soup. Perhaps they save this delicacy for those willing to endure the ravages of winter. Maybe it was being served because Alice was absent. It was tasty, despite looking like a grog pot of semen, chopped hot dogs and the remaining carrots and peas that fell on to the floor of a working restaurant.
Rebekah was looking great and recognized me. We exchanged smiles. She spent most of the afternoon on the couch chatting with Andrea. Andrea has an incredible memory. I was at the club about 1. 5 weeks ago and she remembered me. Since there has been discussion of Rebekah recently, I will mention that I very much enjoyed my time with her 1.5 weeks ago. Her FS menu, more restrictive than most, is consistent with the service you'the receive in RLDs. She did appear to enjoy herself, as did I. We had a good connection.
Back to the hunt: I was searching for the famed Valentina but really didn't know which one she was. I sat down next to a girl who frequently traversed the stairs, hoping it was Valentina, but it was Amira. Fuck it. To the room!
In retrospect, I wish I went elsewhere. Amira was kind and attractive. She has amazing natural breasts and a beautiful figure but her youth betrays her inexperience, which is reflected in her service. She ticked more boxes than Anna but I didn't enjoy this session nearly as much.
I walked down the stairs and Sibelle was in front. Changed and leaving. She spent almost all afternoon on the couch with her towel tightly wrapped and in a quasi fetal position. She didn't look like she was having fun and leaving was probably a good idea.
Target list for next time: Valentina, EMA (no picture), Anais. Maya?
Do they offer anything special on your birthday?
Still working on my PM capability. Membership forthcoming.
Rogue Nation
12-19-17, 11:05
How did she end up in Dietz? Seems quite a drop, maybe her services stunk at those two clubs and she had no choice? I would think a girl would rather give good service at Oase / World than climb down the ladder to Alice's. I wonder if any other of our princesses are rejects from other clubs. Half way thru my trip she got her hair done as well perhaps she and Alice went together as I can tell both went to the salon. Rebecca looked really good and I was tempted. Just wonder how you go from a ' Big Five' to Dietzenbach.
The one blonde girl currently working came from World also. And Reyna (who you missed because she left Dietz a while ago) was working at World before. Why do they go to Dietz and accept to be fucked BB for 30/40€? Better income situation. No stress approaching customers. No rejection. Various other reasons could apply.
Vito Corleone
12-19-17, 11:14
That's her. She's been working at World and Oase before.Also Acapulco & la Luna.
I have asked certain girls why they end up at red carpet clubs, and it seems to come down to a lack of confidence, or maybe just choice. Some girls have gone to the Shark pool and just decided it was too much for them to have to try to compete and they didn't like the atmosphere. At Dietzenbach they feel more part of a family (even if there are black sheep mixed up in them) and can relax and be themselves more. I can understand this to a degree: one has only to look at them fooling around or disappearing upstairs to see that it has certain attractions.
I have seen first hand the support certain of those at Dietzenbach extend to girls out of hours and know for sure that never happens at Sharks for example
Another possibility is that they are all under control, but from what I know of the girls' situations this seems unlikely.
Kosher Kowboy
12-19-17, 14:46
I sit here as usual watching the pre-market calls, bulls argue with bears and all kinds of opinions on stock and bond prices and interests rates going up and down in 2018 and and much more talk of these topics than usual as it appears Trump will have on his desk soon the tax reform bill to sign. This is one signature of his I look forward to. It means my Princesses will get to see me more often and I will be able to afford more flights and better seats to get to Germany and Spain. It also means I can remove the 20's on Mandy's virtual money tree and transfer the 20's on there to the Kosher Sausage Dietzenbach Trust with my self as the trustee and replace them with 50's and 100's to compete better with the gentleman at Sharks who spend only 50 and 100 notes. But all of the above are long term plays that effect very little today in life however the new German laws regarding taxes for the Princesses and Sharks might have an impact on us.
Or will they? We have seen throughout 2017 alone prices fluctuate (some of them around that July 1 time) to both enter day care itself to be a guest for the day and also the fee to 'enter' (often between the legs) one of the beautiful, kind and darling hosts that welcome us from the moment they hand us a tiny towel at the entrance until the time they buzz us out upon our exit and of course their ' openness and acceptance' throughout our stay there as well however as of now all of this costs us 35 E (or 20 E on a discount) and 40 E per poke in the whiskers. Actually except for Anna and Ramona I noticed very few whiskers this trip and theirs were only one to three days stubble at top.
Does anyone think with the new taxes and slight costs of registrations that we will see any of these costs passed on to us Dietz lovers? Not like any of us can't afford any 5 or 10 Euro bumps or scratches but a 5 or 10 bump to locals could make the club less attractive to some of them, but probably very few. Any opinions on if Alice will raise the daily entry fees or if the girls will ask for more Euros for their services or perhaps add a tack on for special finishes as has been done before?
The couches have been quite full recently and business does seem to be good as well which is not a good thing but are we facing paying subsidizations for the higher costs of doing business for our filthy, dirty and loving princesses or perhaps the Dietz owners in 2018? Will will be looking at 40 E entry (30 E reduced times) and 45 E or 50 E for our ' usual sessions' .
I think Alice with the Dietz owners' permission should offer us a 'buy 3 days get 1 free ' punch card as well.
Rogue Nation
12-19-17, 16:10
There are no new taxes. Cost of registration will not change the prices for us.
The one blonde girl currently working came from World also. And Reyna (who you missed because she left Dietz a while ago) was working at World before. Why do they go to Dietz and accept to be fucked BB for 30/40? Better income situation. No stress approaching customers. No rejection. Various other reasons could apply.I met Reyna many years ago in World and she recognized me when I was in Dietzenbach. When we were talking, she told me that in World, sometimes the other girls would steal things from her locker, including the money she made for that day, when she wasn't looking! Then there's the competition to get clients, other girls talking behind your back, and management letting things slide when something happens to you (like theft). She liked it better in Dietzenbach because she can get more money (work more to get the money but better than waiting around and not making money just sitting there!) than in World and the girls are more honest.
Kosher Kowboy
12-19-17, 16:49
girls headshots are similar and I have a tough time distinguishing them in the dim lighting.
A Japanese John who spoke zero English was unsuccessfully trying to convey something from a piece of paper he brought.
Nico tried to trip me while I was walking by and we flirted in passing. I saw her with a few customers that afternoon in addition doing quite a bit of cleaning. The real hero right there.
My second hunger was sated by the winter menu offering: hot dog soup.
Rebekah Her FS menu, more restrictive than most, is consistent with the service you'the receive in RLDs. She did appear to enjoy herself, as did I. We had a good connection.
.I too have trouble recognizing the headshots and matching them to faces although 2 or 3 were easy.
I would communicate at first with my departed and still very much missed (for now) Bulgarian Queen occasionally using the phone's translator probably much easier than a piece of paper.
Nico is in my upcoming review and everything you say of her is spot on, if I had to bring a Dietz girl ' home to mom' as we say I think Nico would be one of the candidates especially since she can speak no English or Hebrew she would not be able to answer the ' What do you do for a living in Germany?' question.
Any chance on expanding your comments on Rebekka's service regarding her FS? I have always heard her service was much like the majorities but her attitude and dead fish style were the reason for negative reviews. Is she now ' another Andrea' when it comes to FS? I was actually planning on giving her a spin next trip nothing to lose but 40 E.
Thanks for sharing your experiences. It is cold here too and I think I will make hot dog soup myself, sounds tasty and stale rye bread would be better dunked in soup.
. And Reyna (who you missed because she left Dietz a while ago) was working at World before. Why do they go to Dietz and accept to be fucked BB for 30/40? Better income situation. No stress approaching customers. No rejection. Various other reasons could apply.
Thanks for the reply and makes sense. is the blond you refer to the new albeit recycled Ema?
Yes, I missed out on many most regretfully Alice herself ( or not) perhaps years past she was just one of the good ones not the best.
KK. Rebecca does same service as you would expect at Dietzenbach. But unless she was the one you heard having a good time, I have no evidence of her enjoying being with her customers. Even (or especially) me.
Even so, she would be worth 40 euros just to complete your collection
Kosher Kowboy
12-19-17, 17:53
KK. Rebecca does same service as you would expect at Dietzenbach. But unless she was the one you heard having a good time, I have no evidence of her enjoying being with her customers. Even (or especially) me.
Even so, she would be worth 40 euros just to complete your collectionI am absolutely sure it was her having the good time and her YMMV scale may be huge and this one was way off on the other end of her usual. I think as you say the best way to approach it is may as well drop 40 E to complete the collection, not sure what I will do when I get to Andrea. If she does give a BBBJ she might be great for the end of the trip upon burnout where for 40 E can have her blow me and jack me off if need be. At that point I can't bust fucking anyway. Perhaps it is time to add the lemons to fruit bowl. Or better put the ones I have desired the least as one man's lemon is another mans favorite fruit and she does have a huge following and is busy
I have an orange tree which produces lemons. They weren't what I wanted but wow are they good quality. Sometimes lemons are worth having.
Kosher Kowboy
12-19-17, 17:58
I have an orange tree which produces lemons. They weren't what I wanted but wow are they good quality. Sometimes lemons are worth having.Something must have went wrong genetically for an orange tree to produce lemons. Did you by chance empty the water from the sausage container in to a bottle and used it to plant your citrus tree?
Ramona. Or don't bother, she is, you will fuck just about anything if you can fuck Maya you can fuck anyone in there!I actually like Maya, she's a good girl with a good attitude, gives an amazing deep throat BJ, I realise her body type is most certainly not for everyone. I admit though I would shag most women! I've heard nothing but good things about Ramona from you & Kurre, shall have to try her once at least.
Rogue Nation
12-19-17, 21:53
Thanks for the reply and makes sense. is the blond you refer to the new albeit recycled Ema? No, not EMA. She worked at the RTC in NRW before. She also claims to have worked at Globe.
Elena I think it is.
Ibn Buttita
12-20-17, 02:24
My Frankfurt connecting flights are usually at an awkward time, early enough in the afternoon that doing much FKKing is tough. I still prefer a club to the RLD, because I love the spectacle of nudity. Dietzenbach is a good option because of its 10 AM opening time (I had already done Oase, and have mixed success at Palace), and reasonable distance from Frankfurt. Maybe 2 hours there is too much of a rush, or maybe I just had bad luck with the girls, but my latest visit was not as good as in the past.
I felt like I did damn well at the start, discovering gorgeous Emy, such a sexy blonde with nice-sized tits for her tall, lean body. She was not the most dynamic or friendly girl I had ever met, though cordial enough, but maybe it was the early hour. Learning in the room that cum in mouth was off the table was a disappointment, since that had been a reason for coming here, but fucking a girl that attractive was still pretty good. Though I was definitely doing most of the work.
In my next visit to the lounge I had a number of options, but I overthought it. I decided to go for Andra, precisely because she had an older look about her she had a good body so maybe it is just that she had a more mature looking face, but my thinking was that she might be MILF with the desire and skills to match. She was definitely very affectionate and wiling to kiss and caress me while sitting together on the couch, which I took as a good sign and so we went upstairs. The room we had was stiflingly hot, though, which taxed the energy of both of us while fucking, even after opening the window.
Andra also did not do cum in mouth, I learned, another disappointment. This became critical as I could not cum (using a condom probably to blame), and when I asked to cum between her boobs she refused on the grounds they were not big enough. I have found many a time that it is not the tit size that matters in that situation, but anyway it was off the table. A failed attempt to get me off by hand followed; she did not have the MILF-why tough I had hoped for. I was probably just too rushed and tired from my late night at Oase for normal performance, but I had hoped for a bit more from Andra. Ultimately, I think I need plenty of time at Dietzenbach to session with a lot of girls which the bargain prices allow in order to get some good sessions in among the lesser ones.
Kosher Kowboy
12-20-17, 03:01
I decided to go for Andra, precisely because she had an older look about Are you referring to Andrea here? Taller with wire framed glasses?
Andra (dark haired mature as well) is gone for now I think unless she has returned with her fake moans except Andra permits proper insemination upstairs and downstairs alike, sounds like you might have gone with Andrea?
No, not EMA. She worked at the RTC in NRW before. She also claims to have worked at Globe.
Elena I think it is.
I think I am the only one not yet to try Elena, EMA was great. She is the most delicious and one of the finest pieces of recycled trash I have every had
:D
Kosher Kowboy
12-21-17, 07:46
I planned out of my eight days this past week to spend three days at Sharks where men fall in love with their favourite Sharks and shower them with vacations, gifts, tons of Euros and buy in to the fantasy that they are playboys when they do not realize they are pay boys handing over crisp and clean 50 and 100 Euro notes and are in denial that they are being used and still think they are playboys and cry at home when their Shark blocks them from their social media or What'sApp and swear off Germany and five days at that disgusting day care center up in Dietzenbach where the lowest of the lowest class of mongers in Germany go to fuck nasty trashy women that get fucked up to 15 or 20 times a day and they too feel like they are playboys tossing their broke Gypsies crumpled up and greasy 20,10 and 5 notes but when they walk out the door and that large black metal gate slams shut and locks them out of Alice's they do realize they are merely nothing but pay boys yet they are proud of the fact they were used and proudly book their next trip to Germany once home. I also realized I was sacrificing great wellness centers and delicious meals for a rundown shit sauna and a stadium style food warmer full of sausages that float in filthy semen laced waters as guys simply can't stop using their hands. Guy cums in girl, girl wipes up his cum with paper towel, guy is gentleman puts it in garbage can than before he showers sticks his hands in the sausages. That was lunch for 7 days as it was at this hole in the wall that I spent seven long days.
Winter Travel Advisory: The winter is here and the roads can get messy so please practice ' Safe Transport' and use public transportation as it is much safer. Every day the Creampie Express also known as the S2 leaves the Frankfurt station on the:09 and:39 of the hour and is 4. 80 E one way. The journey is 32 minutes and do not watch the monitor as the time will move very slowly sort of like watching paint dry as you anticipate your arrival at Alice's. The train will take you right in to Dietzenbach than just follow maps online to walk there it takes no time at all. I even did so in the snow, it was so much fun and froze my tail off. Coming back the Creampie Express leaves Dietzenbach on the:19 and:49 of the hour. If you leave Dietz on the:00 or the:30 of any given hour you will have:19 minutes exactly to walk to the station for your return 4. 80 Euro ride back to Frankfurt. The journey is also I believe 32 minutes but they go fast and before you know it you will be back in the city. As you walk to the station do not panic and run if you see the train waiting as it arrives about 8 minutes prior to departure and it will sit and be warm and inviting just like the Gypsies were to provide you excellent comfort and warmth for your ride back in to Frankfurt city.
Health Advisory: Once again I brought home a fungus from Alice's. Somewhere between Scotland and Greenland my balls were itching so I washed them at 37,000 feet above the Atlantic in one of the fine bathrooms provided by Delta Airlines. I returned to my seat in comfort feeling much better only to have the itch return but fortunately I had some anti-itching cream on me for sunburn of all things left over from my trip to the Dominican Republic so I returned to the bathroom to apply it and repeated that process for the next ten hours about once an hour until I got home and used some of the spray I had left over from my athlete's foot episode a few months ago. It helped greatly and I was relieved it was not something else that had crawled in to me. The next day I went to the dermatologist and paid my $60 co-pay as required under the Affordable Health Care Act Plan that I have only to be told I had jock itch and sent to the lab to make sure nothing else came home and was told to buy over the counter creams and spray. I asked him how I could get jock itch and he said it is rarely from sexual activity leaving me confused. I thought to myself ' Very few jocks go to Dietzenbach and I highly doubt any players on Eintracht Frankfurt need to come to Alice's to get laid'. It turns out we determined the culprits were saunas, steam rooms and towels per the dermatologist after I told him where I was. I fear what may have happened is somehow I grabbed the wrong towel off the hook next to the shower or sauna and used another man's towel so make sure to protect your towel or simply grab a fresh one when getting out of the shower. The steam room at Sharks is also a culprit as I probably should have sat on one of the towels and not the less absorbent sauna wraps. The final theory I have is that Alice in an effort to keep costs down decided to stop using detergent with the towels and now just has the gypsies wash them and dry them so they appear fresh and clean. I also think she had Ramona, the smallest of the gypsies climb between the first and second floors and had her loop the drain line from the upstairs bidet in to the incoming water line for the washing machine to save on water and our towels are being washed in wastewater from the bidet the girls use to wash out their pussies in between men. I can come up with many theories but just remember to assume nothing is guaranteed clean here at the day care center in fact I think their pussies are probably the cleanest thing in here as they have to be examined quite often so that we can all rest assured that highly trained German doctors have approved our Gypsies and cleared them to work.
Here are the Gypsies I pounded or got pounded by this past December.
Nico: Nico is a fun girl. She speaks no English and per other places I have read really can only communicate with blowjobs and her pussy as she doesn't speak anything but Romanian and very little although improving her German (does me no good) so it is basically sit on the couch with her until her smoke is finished and it is time to go fuck. She doesn't really use her hands on the coach like some others do to get your hard but then again I rarely even sit on the couch with them for long if at all as I often just walk up to them and point up the stairwell and for some odd reason they seem to understand that is a john showing his desire to hand over money to inject their pussies. Nico will engage in much kissing on the couch if you desire. Nico is a tall dark haired one who often wears black boot like style shoes for those who like to watch the gypsies parade down the stairs and identify them just by their shoes and lower extremities so you can rush to the bottom of the stairwell and let them know you wish to be next as that sometimes seems to be the best tactic. Nico I saw only one time this trip. We went to one of the upstairs room laid the towels down and she started to kiss me. I do not really want to be kissed and still do not understand why guys want to kiss these girls but then again most guys including the day care center attendees themselves can not fathom how I can spend so many days enduring the long dark grungy atmosphere and sheer boredom that sitting on a couch for 5 to 8 hours shifts entails. She insisted on kisses but fortunately she stroked my cock with a hand and knowing communications are difficult I took the opportunity to like a caveman communicate with grunts and noises and let out a sound of pleasure to tell her get your mouth off of mine and put it down there in the heart of my midsection where it belonged and she understood. Her blowjob has gotten much better. When it was time to fuck she just rolled over on her back guess to signal me. I got on top of her and when I put it in her she tapped her stomach said something that sounded like ' spritz' , I pointed at her mouth and she nodded it was ok. I fucked her until I was ready to cum and got on my back and she blew me until I finished and she did so with flying colors. She grabbed the paper towels to clean up and than she did a unique follow up and grabbed the base of my cock and squeezed and got one little more droplet out. We proceeded down the stairs and I made her 40 E richer and got a kiss. I do not know why this trip was a no internal spritz trip but normally she enjoys DNA infusions in other ways. I sit here feeling bad I did not repeat with her as each time she saw me in the locker area she would come over and kiss me a kiss on the cheek or neck. For now I will wait until Spritzing in it's proper form has returned to her service list although I am sure I will see her anyway, I have yet to visit Alice's and not see her.
Dani: Dani is very nice to me, speaks good English and I always usually see her each trip. The girls I believe per Trip call her 'skeleton' or was that the Scandinavian man Kurre. Dani to me is like an obligatory fuck she is almost a part of the club itself so I always feel obligated to do one visit with her plus she has been using more makeup recently and looking better. She is tall and skinny and doesn't kiss me as I think she knows I did not fly so far to kiss these girls. She is smart, she knows all that goes on the club. Nothing skips her she is almost a housekeeper in a way so I make sure she stays on payroll. Her blowjob is ok, not great, doesn't go to deep but does make excellent eye contact and changes up her rhythm often and by that time it is time to shove it in the Gypsiie's pussy. I did Dani in missionary and like a good Turkish man would do I slammed her as hard as I could and within 3 minutes popped in her. I pulled out and got a very good view of her pink pussy lips. Those pussy lips were actually very pretty folding open; a perfect set, like airplane wings. Just for them she gets a future visit and DNA shot. She did ask for the paper towels but was not rushed while she cupped herself until she could towel off. She was then handed 40 E and went up to the ladies area. I did notice on one of my trips past the ladies restroom upstairs that the base of what appears to be a shower some growing mold in addition to seeing Rebecca, Laura, Ramona and Susi all squatting over the bidet at various times on the way to and from the various rooms. .
Erika: Erika is always happy sitting on the back couches She is one of the few Gypsies who can get pounded non stop all day long and still not be sore and stretched come the evening. She can be pounded at will up until closing time. Erika is a little on the larger side and like all the Dietz girls has put on a few kilos for the winter to insulate their bodies from the European winter that has now arrived and Germany is very cold. She is not so bad looking has a pretty face and is always smiling and has nice hair. I only see her if in the mood to eat pussy as she always demands it from me since that first time I saw her and ate her out she now expects it every time, sometimes before and sometimes after and she has been greedy before and asked for both. I think next time I will request 10 E off if she asks for it after. Erika took me upstairs as they all know me by now I do not like the lower cabins. Usually with her, eat pussy, shove rock hard Viagra infused penis up her snatch and pound hard until finished. That is exactly what we did except she started with a blowjob in an upstairs room and the window was cracked and the cool Dietzenbach air was flowing in to enhance the mood. After a fabulous blowjob I ate her out as usual. After she came (she is greedy always needs to get off) I simply stuck it inside of her pumped and like a monkey was finished in no time. Her job is so easy. Short blowjob, get eaten out and pumped for 2 or 3 minutes tops. She does have one of the nicer feeling pussies there which is one reason I enjoy going with her very similar to how Roxanna's (also tad larger) feels but she was missing.
Laura: I think by now I have fucked Laura a good 6 times since my first time once word got out she had started allowing proper injections and none of this chest spritzing. I think chest spritzing is what the new and / or returning from a long absence girls practice while their birth control kicks in or girls who might inadvertently forget to take it for a few days request to be spritzed on. Laura is one of my favourites, she will always be taken to the room on every trip. Laura is one of the spreaders, guaranteed to get an appointment with me every trip. At some point I will always be waiting on the Viagra to kick in and in addition to touching myself under my towel like all Dietz attendees do at times especially Germans some who actually do it with their towels open the spreaders are visual enhancers to instill the confidence that all components are ready to work. EMA, Ramona and Bianca (back of of today in the lineup) are the other spreaders. Laura, actually all four of them will at times sit on the couch with two legs on the couch and legs wide open and not cover the pussies with their hands. I always fall for one of them and it just so happened that Laura was sitting on the couch they use for towel folding legs spread wide when a bunch of towels were dropped right on her head by EMA who had just done the laundry. Laura got out of towel duty and we went upstairs. As usual, she gives a mediocre blowjob but now is a seasoned pro and climbs right on top and rides me well but she normally tires out as she is not as in shape as some others and I simply get on top of her and thrust a few times and put her out of her misery and give her 40 E. I did her a few times this trip. She will be repeated with in January as thanks to her I will always be a part of FKK Dietzenbach until the carpet is changed. One of the rooms we did we not have sufficient paper towels to clean up and Laura went to the ladies facility but did not make it all the way there and a few drips later I forever became a part of the carpet.
Susi: Susi is one I was disappointed I did not see on previous trips and then she was gone for a while but I read she was back prior to this trip and was very excited to fuck her. She is an older blond (north of 30 and south of 40) who is a naughty bad girl who has seasoned and grown older in this business and has really been around the block fucked every direction, left, right, up, down and all around. I think she was also rotated among some of the clubs up in Creampie Country. She has some good mileage on that vagometer. I never saw Susi smile before so went in to it knowing I was rolling the dice possibly but was quite surprised at her service levels. Susi is very smart probably one of the wiser ones on the floor which she should be after a decade plus of fucking Germany's finest and I think she sniffed me out and quickly profiled me immediately. She smelled multiple appointments and that she got. She started earning her 120 Euros with a single 40 E session and a great blowjob one of the better ones and longer ones I have had at day care. She was putting in extra effort to please as she knew there was several Euros more for her in my pocket. She is a great fuck on top or bottom and lets me pound hard and deep and finish the same way that she has grown accustomed to working in Dietzenbach and up in the NRW over the years. Susi did in fact end up with my hardly earned 120 E as she planned to and successfully worked me over and used me like a Shark would, got her way and I am very happy for her and she is welcome to dive in to my wallet next time. For those who have not had the pleasure of being inside of Susi she has a very warm, wet and inviting pussy that should be sampled at least once but she is on the older side of most in there.
EMA: EMA is the beautiful blond everyone has been raving about. She looks out of place at Dietz but that is fine with me. I fucked EMA 3 times as well this trip. EMA as you will see has a special treat for her clients after they finish. EMA's sessions were all the same and started with a better than average blowjob before she would climb on top. She would thrust and thrust than stop for a break to catch her breath (one time she drooled on me) before resuming and would do that until I came. She than offers up her little treat. She climbs off and lays back on her towel and makes eye contact with you while you get a nice little peak at her well moistened pussy and can inspect the damage that you inflicted. This itself is worth the 40 E alone and when added on to the dessert she enjoys being served she is one of the best However there is a downside to EMA. That is called giving her a massage. She asks for a massage every freaking time and I know with others too. My advice is go too deep or give the shittiest fucking massage you possibly can, drool on her, whatever you have to do or she will expect the same the next time if not more. Her first massage was her back, neck and shoulders and buttocks but the second time she asked for her thighs to be rubbed down which she got than pointed at her legs to remove her stockings so she could get her calves massaged and I obliged. The third time she did not let me take her stockings off she just took them off from the start and when I was done with her calves finally to end the third massage she lifted her left back leg up for her foot to be massaged. 'Give an inch take a mile. ' However I can not complain I will happily for 40 E give her a full body massage next time and enjoy my sucking and fucking and the cheap peep show after I cum. Since you guys now know you will have to give EMA a post fucking massage you also now know that you will have an incredible view of her pussy gaping open from behind. I would suggest you perverts take a page out of my book and make EMA your first appointment for the day because if you can build up a large enough deposit not only will you get Peep Show Part I after your shot if you shot well and deep enough you will also get a much shorter version yet still entertaining Peep Show II if you look at her pussy real well during her massage and since you are the masseuse you have every right (and she will not resist) to spread her legs open wide for your panoramic visual pleasures and in doing so you may also encourage Peep Show Part II to commence quicker. EMA gets my stamp of approval.
Valentina: Valentina is the Hungarian that everyone seems to have fallen for as of recently. We suspect she speaks more English than any of us suckers think and listens to us talking knowing what we are saying or intuitively knows if she does not understand. This is the reason she laughs at us sometimes joking on the back couch as she understands more than we think and probably talks to the other girls and says how we morons all sit around and the first question we all ask each other after the other guy returns from a room is without fail ' Was she creampie or CIP? I think Valentina has all of us chasing her. ' I picked Valentina the first time just because everyone else I know who has fucked her has raved so why not. All others were right. Whenever I wanted her I got lucky except for one (discussed below) and she was available. Excellent blowjob, very tight pussy which feels very good, always a smile on her face and the line for her is already too long so you will have to go find and fuck her on your own to fill out the blanks just as I have filled her up properly. However, one time I missed out by seconds to some fat disgusting loser. Trip was sitting there with me. I was ready to get up to room with her when some gorilla beat me to her couch. I said ' fuck' to Trip and he knew I lost out as well by seconds and I stewed in misery. About a minute went by and I looked at Valentina still on that nasty couch with the gorilla yet to start any signs of moving this thing forward and I happened to get a glance from her (she was checking on the status of her next 40 E, she is one smart cookie) and I gave her the eye that said 'go fuck this piece of shit loser now and get him in and get him out fast and go fuck him immediately, enough of this couch shit, no more waiting!! ' and she read the signal loud and clear as within three seconds she pointed at one of those cabins and took that loser to service him so she could get back for her next 40 E. This girl is a highly intelligent WG and 'one of ours', She looks stupid and innocent but is in reality light years ahead of all us. I am convinced she likes our fucked up family (and our money) and knows there is lots of it for her and is going to continue to work us. She sees us coming over the months sometimes individually and sometimes in groups but she knows somehow (I can see it in her look and mannerism) we are all connected and knows we speak of her both in front of her and amongst our foolish selves (and she is right) and knows each and every one of us is a sucker with 40 E plus for her each trip and she is right. I happily join ' Valentina's Circle of Suckers' and am willing to share DNA cocktails if that is what it takes.
Ramona: Ramona might be the current favorite so she gets a pass for picking her nose. She is a spreader as well and in a very unladylike fashion will often sit with her legs open. She is a very short girl with very short dark hair and seems to waddle not walk. I think Ramona was my favorite this trip. Ramona was just like Susi knew how to work me over. Susi worked me over after I approached her for her batch of Euros but Ramona needed no interest from me to work on her Euros. The first day I walked in Dietzenbach this past trip and walked by this Gypsy for the first time she took one look at me, locked eyes and she did not have to say or ask for anything. She was already well over 120 E richer and counting. The first time she looked at me her eyes clearly said 'I am the very nasty and dirty one you have been looking for, look at me with my legs spread open on this filthy couch for you smoking my tenth cigarette of the hour just waiting for you to fill this well fucked pussy up with your load' and she got plenty of them. Ramona starts on the couch and gets you hard as a rock while she is smoking of course. Her right hand is holding her smoke and her left hand is getting you hard and then off to the room. The only problem is the walk from her couch to the stairs can be long and I had to walk by several other gypsies all seeing me walk by with my pecker sticking out in my towel but that is ok as at the day care center things like this are normal. Ramona has perhaps the tightest pussy of all the Dietz girls and makes the best eye contact while she rides you. She stares you in the eyes the entire time (kind of like Nelly's testicle grab) until you properly finish inside of her although on the last day I needed a handy to cum as I was spent. Same with Valentina the eighth day, needed a handy to cum. I hit a brick wall on day 8. Ramona and Valentina were my last sessions and neither could get me to cum as I prefer and on the seventh day Ramona was last for the night and I needed an oral finish but she does it quite well. Ramona even has her own towel. As much as I love stealing towels I can not steal a towel from a poor gypsy. It is one thing to take a towel from a Big Five Club but to steal from a Gyspy is something I simply can not do. I do think I will offer Ramona some Euros to purchase her towel with ' Ramona' on it so that I can bring it back home and fuck one of my regulars on top of it and I know exactly which one it will be and she will lay there until ever last drop drips out.
That wraps up the list of the Gypsies who fucked me this week and I apologize it took so long but it is the fault of the German post office. Today I finally got the mail I was waiting on. It was a very cheap and flimsy envelope (to be expected) and on it were 3 regular stamps and in German they all said ' Commemorative Edition, each had a picture of a different colored condom on it and at the bottom of each stamp was ' 01-07-17' ironically the date the new law we suffer under was rolled out. The envelope was stamped 'Dietzenbach 63128 DE' and the return address was Voltastrasse 4. The senders name was ' Alice Rydeswell. ' I opened the letter and inside was the following note.
Alice Rydeswell.
Voltastrasse 4, 63128.
Dietzenbach, DE.
Dear Valued Guest.
This letter is the report card that you requested be sent regarding your performance during your last visit with us. My Gypsies were very happy to see you and wish to extend to you as well as myself a big thank you for your continued support of our filthy brothel we call an FKK Club and allegiance to keep coming back for more. Working girls always like to have a list of preferred clients and since you enjoy just about all of my Gypsies we all consider you an honoured and distinguished guest and hope to see you back in the near future in our home.
I found the time finally to stop fucking around on my handy all day sending text messages while taking guys money when they walked in the door and was able to sit down with Erika, Neko, Dani, Laura, Ramona, Susi, EMA and Valentina to go over your performance with them.
Erika informed me that you saw her one time as usual. She said you were easy work, that you got her off eating her out and fucked her quickly. Most importantly she told me that you filled her up properly as you always have. She complained she needed too much time on the bidet but that is what happens if the john is sometimes too excited. Erika gave you an A+.
Neko thru a translator told me you were very respectful of her desire to not ' spritz' inside of her and instead spritzed per her wishes orally but she wishes she saw more of you this past trip but she knows in order to keep her clients she will have to modify her rules and reasons for her spritzing preferences and I am sure as you experienced with both Laura and Karla in past visits that mild variations sometimes goes on with my gypsies and how the clients finish. Neko gave you an A+ and she also cried you did not see her more.
Dani told me she enjoyed you as always. She knows she is not your first choice and that you have favourites but she has been around a long time and fully understands this and is just happy that she knows each time you arrive in Dietzenbach that she is going to receive 40 Euros at some point. Like Erika she said you were easy work and got it over with quick and that you properly finished up in the traditional Dietzenbach manner. Dani gave you an A+.
Laura: Laura really likes seeing you and told me she has caught you staring at her between the legs on numerous occasions and under normal conditions to stare at a ladies privates would be considered rude but she knows you enjoy it She knows you are attracted to her and she knows you will see her more than once on longer visits. She also knows once word got out that she had started enjoying internal cervix blastings that you and your friends came running and enjoys the repeated visits. She tells me that you did finish and splash her properly a few times however she did inform that one time you were unable to splash her guts properly and she needed to use her hand on you. I can tell she really misses you as she constantly drags the other gypsies upstairs to show her a spot on the carpet and brags about how one of her favourite clients was responsible for the stain that has now been walked over dozens and dozens if not more times. Laura's legs will be spread wide for you next visit but due to the failure to properly inject her one of your times with her she has to dock you a point. Laura has submitted a grade of an A.
Ramona: Ramona just like Laura feels you have a major issue with staring at ladies who keep their crotches open. However I have spoken to Ramona, Laura, EMA and Bianca numerous times about sitting with their legs open and that they are supposed to have their hand or a towel cover their vagina so once again I can not hold this against you. Ramona has asked what kind of Viagra you use as she says the minute she touches you that you spring up and she can get you in to the zimmer and out very quickly. She even asked if you were Turkish and I told her that you come early in the day so odds are you were not Turkish although your bedroom behavior indicates you are much more of a Turk than a German who can last more than 5 minutes or better said has the desire to spend more than 5 minutes fucking a girl. Ramona said she appreciated the multiple appointments and that she saw ' sucker' across your forehead when you first walked by and she knew she had you locked in from the moment she saw you and knows how much you enjoyed her and could tell you were telling your friends she has the tightest pussy you have had in Germany and enjoys your squirts but she did complain that since you saw her a few times the first of the day that she had to spend extra time on the bidet washing you out but she was happy you chose her. Regretfully Ramona also said on your last day after fucking her in multiple positions that you failed to properly finish and she had to invest time for manual labor to get the job done and has submitted a passing grade of an A.
Susi: Susi was very happy to have met you this trip and said she knew she had multiple appointments in store from the start just as Ramona knew. Susi as you know has been around the block a little and is very wise to the game and when you walked and went hopping on her couch like a lost puppy dog she knew her blond mature look was to your liking so she milked the cow for all it was worth and gave you very good service better than some who have written of her elsewhere not because she liked you but because she saw over 120 E in you and I know for a Shark that is nothing but for my Gypsies that is a very nice amount to get from an attendee enjoying the center. Susi said you were no problem at all to service quickly, that you did not waste any couch time and she sucked you very well for long as you reacted well to it and as you know her pussy has been pounded for maybe a decade straight so if she can suck a guy to near completion and then fuck him she may be able to get a few thousand more kilometers out of her pussy. She did say you were a good boy and sent your swimmers in to her properly and wants to thank you for your patience for the one time she saw you when she asked if another man could go ahead of you as he was a once a week regular who strolled in but as you know she got him done quickly so that she could service you. She looks forward to your next visit and Susi gave you an A+.
EMA: EMA also caught you staring at her vagina multiple times and even said she thinks you switched couches intentionally one time for no reason at all except to get a better view of her pussy and based on your track record of staring down the spreaders I would probably have to agree with my Gypsy. She apologizes for speaking no English and wants to thank you for your patience each time you fucked her in allowing her to smoke one even two cigarettes. I think I may need to give EMA a few days or a week off. Ever since her return she has been up and down the stairs non-stop and her entire days are get fucked, get paid, clean pussy out, sit on couch and the next john shows up. I think her Christmas break should get her well rested for your return next month. EMA said she liked riding you as fast as she could to get you to finish so you could get your peep show and see how well you did each finish and get on to the massage. You gave her too good a massage the first time so she informed me she really liked going to the room with you as she had to suck and fuck for about 3 or 4 minutes only, spread her pussy open for a good viewing before grabbing the paper towels and could than take full advantage of you and your time by getting a longer massage eventually working you over for foot massages. EMA says you liquified her in a manner she herself enjoys very much, she enjoyed showing you how you did each time with your squirts and for your performance to properly finish every time gives you an A+.
Valentina: Valentina told me she greatly appreciated the business and multiple visits. She found you and your friends to all have been very entertaining to sit and talk to, laugh at, stare at. She does wish next time you would fuck her in the morning sometime and not always at night as she is tired and you are too. Sometimes my Gypsies get tired of being on top. She says the first time she fucked you was very easy and she got on top of you after blowing you and that you met her downward thrusts with upwards pumps and she actually enjoyed the session very much and felt your fireworks knowing how excited you were to add her to you list. She says the second time you fucked her she was so tired after fucking at least 15 guys that day and you happened to be lazy and wanted her to fuck you in cowgirl and she was so sore and that you took a little longer to cum than the first time. She once again asks that you try to fuck her earlier in the day. Since Valentina speaks not enough English and no Spanish for you to communicate with her she is happy you are getting this report card so you can possibly consider she does get sore for the next visit you make. She says the third time with you was tough on her and wants to know why you insist on late night rooms with her. She says you once again wanted to be on the bottom and she was tired but since she values you as a repeat did not do as she often would and just get on her back as she does aim to please and knows how much your little group loves her. She fucked you as long as she could but just had to stop when you couldn't cum. She was sore so was happy you ate her out till she came and apologizes if she squeezed your ears too tight but says you deserved it. She was thankful you did not ask her to get on top again and just shoved in her and climbed on top. However, once again you failed to finish as God intended inside one of my gypsies and she was forced to jerk you off. This is the third time one of my Gypsies has reported your failure to properly complete the insemination process. Valentina enjoyed your company and can not hold it against you that she was sore and you were lazy but does have to knock you down to an A for the handjob finish. Given how much you made her work the last time she does appreciate that you did not ask for change when you handed her the crisp and clean 50 E note and we also suspect you might be playing a little bit at FKK Sharks as it is very rare that one of our guests has such a crisp and clean 50 E note.
I have evaluated all of the above reports that my Gypsies submitted on your behalf. I do hope you will consider Neko in the future, I know you feel bad about not seeing her much and she feels much the same and I know you two played together much more in the past. I understand her spritzing policies this month differed from prior visits.
As you know per the agreement you signed upon enrollment, it is clearly stated in Section 4 ,Paragraph 3 of the Attendees' Manual that ' Spritzing policies are up to the Gypsies themselves and FKK Club 40 in Dietzenbach accepts no responsibility nor liability regarding such policies and practices'.
As to your character, all the Gypsies give you the highest marks for hygiene, attitude, personality and the willingness to get along with all the girls and be a part of the family. You performed very well at my day care center this week and all of the gypsies enjoyed their time with you and all have requested repeat visits. You received several grades of an A+ however Laura, Ramona and Valentina all have reported having to jack you off to finish which knocks you down a tad from a perfect score.
In light of all of the above I can say as a former sex worker who has fucked more men than most of my gypsies combined that you did very well at my day care center for adults and I look forward to your next return as do the Gypsies. I am awarding you a very commendable passing grade of an A for your most recent visits.
Once again, thank you for coming to stay with us and we look forward to seeing you on your next visit.
Best regards,
Theke Alice.
Alice's report card was not all I got in the mail today. I got a package as well.
The package was from my financial adviser who sent a Holiday box of cookies and as I look at them all I can think about is the Gypsies. Even though they are all flat on their backs getting fucked non-stop I still feel for them and want them to have this gift but shipping is quite expensive. I am sure Alice will understand the delay of a few weeks but the cookies today were sent out seventh class mail for a reduced price and will be leaving Port Arthur, Texas tomorrow at sunrise aboard the H. M. S Creampie and will set sail across the Atlantic for it's long journey to the Port of Rotterdam in the Netherlands where it will be put on a truck and driven to the Gypsies for consumption.
I hope all my Gypsies and all of my fellow members of the Dietzenbach family (past and present) have a wonderful holiday season and look forward to seeing everyone on the correct side of the pond in the New Year.
Ibn Buttita
12-21-17, 08:45
Thanks KK, and for your classic reports.
It was Andra, she kept telling me "Andra, not Sandra" for some reason.
Keep up the advisories. I loved the "Creampie Express"!
Are you referring to Andrea here? Taller with wire framed glasses?
Andra (dark haired mature as well) is gone for now I think unless she has returned with her fake moans except Andra permits proper insemination upstairs and downstairs alike, sounds like you might have gone with Andrea?
I think I am the only one not yet to try Elena, EMA was great. She is the most delicious and one of the finest pieces of recycled trash I have every had
:D
KK. If you are wondering about the silence following your work of graphic fantasy, may I suggest on behalf of us prosaic common fellows that we are awed by the entertaining fantasy, and cannot rise to the same level.
It was a great tour de force of fantasy. Like all good fantasy, grounded in reality.
Cheers.
Member #4585
12-23-17, 03:24
I planned out of my eight days this past week to spend three days at Sharks where men fall in love with their favourite Sharks and shower them with vacations, gifts, tons of Euros and buy in to the fantasy that they are playboys when they do not realize they are pay boys handing over crisp and clean 50 and 100 Euro notes and are in denial that they are being used and still think they are playboys and cry at home when their Shark blocks them from their social media or What'sApp and swear off Germany and five days at that disgusting day care center up in Dietzenbach where the lowest of the lowest class of mongers in Germany go to fuck nasty trashy women that get fucked up to 15 or 20 times a day and they too feel like they are playboys tossing their broke Gypsies crumpled up and greasy 20,10 and 5 notes but when they walk out the door and that large black metal gate slams shut and locks them out of Alice's they do realize they are merely nothing but pay boys yet they are proud of the fact they were used and proudly book their next trip to Germany once home. I also realized I was sacrificing great wellness centers and delicious meals for a rundown shit sauna and a stadium style food warmer full of sausages that float in filthy semen laced waters as guys simply can't stop using their hands. Guy cums in girl, girl wipes up his cum with paper towel, guy is gentleman puts it in garbage can than before he showers sticks his hands in the sausages. That was lunch for 7 days as it was at this hole in the wall that I spent seven long days.
I hope all my Gypsies and all of my fellow members of the Dietzenbach family (past and present) have a wonderful holiday season and look forward to seeing everyone on the correct side of the pond in the New Year.Well done Kosher Kowboy for the riveting read and blow by blow (literally blow) account of your exploits at Dietz. Your efforts are to be commended and your story telling elevated to the halls of the famous for their concept and depth.
Your coining of the term the Creampie express I hear already been used in back channel discussion among members already. Very funny and also informative.
Please continue to report.
Good luck with getting the Sharks girls that you aspire to get. We know who they are.
Merry Christmas Kosher Kowboy.
Member #4585
12-25-17, 22:36
Given KK's marathon 7 days in 8 stint at Dietz. It made me wonder what is the longest continuous period that a customer can claim that they have been in the club for?
Is it 10 days in a row or is it 14 days in a row?
Who can say how long was their longest consecutive period in this small club?
Dutch Rudder
12-26-17, 21:44
Day 1: Amira, Anais, Andrea, Anna, Bianca, Elena, EMA, Maya, Nico, Ramona, Susi, Vanessa.
Day 2: Minus Maya. Plus Nely.
Seasons Greetings. My two visits straddled Christmas. I closed down the club Day 1.
I really need to time my evening arrivals closer to 9 pm. 930 pm is just too late. Although I was fantasizing about Anna, I forced myself to venture out. Session 1: EMA. As we all know, EMA is massage hungry. I embellished her. Good sesh. Would repeat earlier in the day. She is always sought after and I think she was feeling the tread on her puss. If she's on your hit list and free, don't miss an opportunity. She's busy.
Round 2: Vanessa. She's hard to pick out from her photo in the bar but her non-filled in sleeve tattoo is easy to spot. Unfortunately, I was wiped out by the time I got to her. Great English and a good sense of humor. The service was fantastic but I was not in a state to finish. When the clock struck 11 pm, we called it quits. Will revisit this one another day.
On my way out, the girls were in the shower area, cleaning up and toweling off. I introduced myself to Anais and planned to find her in a few days. I wished everyone a Merry Christmas which was thunderously echoed back at me and walked out.
Day 2 must have been a busy morning. Apparently the two day holiday closure caused a high pressure semen weather front in the NRW. When I arrived around 4 pm, there were many towels being laundered and lots of dishes piled up. The pasta and hot dog soup was nearly empty. I had to scrape the bottom of the cauldron! There were some cookies, beat-up apples and tangerines.
Most of the girls were occupied except Ramona and Andrea. So I sat next to Andrea, who is good humored and speaks great English. She has a black belt in BJs. Though the flesh and mind were willing for a second sesh, I had to tap out. The performance merited some kind of medal or even a stripe on her black belt.
I wanted to give myself sufficient time to recover but Anais was sitting and available. I joined her on the couch and we devoured all the tangerines. Despite speaking little English, she had me laughing most of the time. I had never seen her so animated and playful and this gave me a raging woody. Back to the room. As noted by another, kissing along the neck is forbidden not because she's a jerk but because she's very ticklish.
I contemplated one more but didn't want to press my luck.
After I got dressed, Anais jumped onto my back for a piggyback ride and then kindly checked my jacket for a snail trail when she dismounted. What a class act! Taking this one home to Mom.
Happy New Years to all of you filthy fucks out there. Bring your own shower shoes like I do. You'll never go back.
Kosher Kowboy
12-26-17, 23:42
Is it 10 days in a row
Can try.
Day 2: Plus Nely.
:D
Great report, great news. My Queen has returned
Member #4585
12-26-17, 23:50
Can tryI know a friend some years back several time took his summer vacation in Golden Time. He would go there every day for 2 weeks from a Friday to a Sunday. That would be 15 club visits.
As GT has WiFi he could even do work there. He took his calls in the garden where it was quiet and he had signal.
He had all his food catered for in the club. It was the perfect set up. A holiday hotel almost. Of course he had a hotel to go to at night to sleep.
But right now I am interested in the longest consecutivr stint at Dietz by a customer.
ExpatLover
12-27-17, 00:38
I know a friend some years back several time took his summer vacation in Golden Time. He would go there every day for 2 weeks from a Friday to a Sunday. That would be 15 club visits.
As GT has WiFi he could even do work there. He took his calls in the garden where it was quiet and he had signal.
He had all his food catered for in the club. It was the perfect set up. A holiday hotel almost. Of course he had a hotel to go to at night to sleep.
But right now I am interested in the longest consecutivr stint at Dietz by a customer.1 hour for me and I left very happy to be still alive, obviously no session, just needed to take a shower ASAP I felt so dirty there.
Neurosynth
12-27-17, 22:29
Tiny correction lest newbies get confused. Dietzenbach is in the German state of Hesse. The NRW is the German state to the northwest of Dietzenbach and Frankfurt. Clubs like La Luna and most of the RTCs are in the NRW. Hesse and the NRW do border each other though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/States_of_Germany
I don't know if I can go more than 3 days straight for one place! When I had a two week vacation, I went to Dietzenbach for 2 consecutive days, spent time at Bernd's and headed North to the other places and then went to Dietzenbach at the last day to catch the plane from Frankfurt!
I used to travel with Asian friends, but they have this unhealthy obsession with GoldenTime that I no longer want to go there (actually, it was this one Vietnamese man who always wanted to see this blonde who I never actually saw)! The admissions alone for every day for 10 days straight made me hate going! Sometimes, we spend the day at some other place but then we had to leave to get back to GoldenTime! At the end of the trip, I decided to stop seeing those friends and rent a car for myself!
Then I discovered RTCs when I went to Freude 39 and then I searched the net and found this forum of amazing information and the rest is history!
Member #4585
12-30-17, 01:17
DMD2017.
Indeed this is the race of the marathon men who can last the distance and continue to fuck. 3 days to some is a long time to be doing the same club every day but some have the stamina to keep on going on to the end.
As I said my friend he did two weeks 15 days in Golden Time. The Theke and the girls all knew him like the furniture. It was his vacation and his office.
Can the same be said for Dietz as who has the longest consecutive days visiting Dietz and continue to fuck.
Triptogamont
12-31-17, 13:53
KK, your last novella was a joy to read. Just a bit of advice. Even though we have proven, by the scientific method, that the girls' pussies are the cleanest things in the place, it is still advisable to wash your junk every now and then!
Rogue Nation
12-31-17, 13:56
There was an Austrian guy who used to vacation in Atlantis in Altenstadt for 14 days or so in a row every year. He then moved to Oase after the closure of Atlantis. I don't get it why one club only, there were plenty of choices within a short drive to get some variation.
Triptogamont
12-31-17, 13:58
This sounds like a challenge! One I am sure KK is up for. What are the rules? Do you have to session more than once to call it a true day at the club?
Looks like my longest stint is 5 days at Dietz before taking a break, done twice over the past couple of months. However, both times, I think at least one of those days was just a pop in, fuck a girl, and leave kind of day, so it might not count.
Triptogamont
12-31-17, 14:02
Sorry for the multiple posts, but I figured there are a few different boards where this might be appropriate:
I saw this the other day: https://www.aohostels.com/en/.
I don't suppose it means what I hope it means.
BigBuddy69
12-31-17, 15:14
It depends, you may have bareback sex with young men in a dormitory.
ExpatLover
12-31-17, 15:44
This sounds like a challenge! One I am sure KK is up for. What are the rules? Do you have to session more than once to call it a true day at the club?
Looks like my longest stint is 5 days at Dietz before taking a break, done twice over the past couple of months. However, both times, I think at least one of those days was just a pop in, fuck a girl, and leave kind of day, so it might not count.You should get a very special reward to visit 5 days in a raw this place, even for free I will not go. For me 0 erotic, 0 nice girls, 0 for the food, 0 for the sauna, if I am looking for a cheap visit, I go to Oase for 2 hours 30 euros, clean, great sauna, good food and I can session a nice and healthy girl for 50 euros without any risk for my health and no feet fungus available.
Kosher Kowboy
12-31-17, 16:19
This sounds like a challenge! One I am sure KK is up for. What are the rules? Do you have to session more than once to call it a true day at the club?
Looks like my longest stint is 5 days at Dietz before taking a break, done twice over the past couple of months. However, both times, I think at least one of those days was just a pop in, fuck a girl, and leave kind of day, so it might not count.I think most can ' suffer' sitting at Dietz for about 3 hours tops if they go and one session and run out. Call this a ' drive by'.
I think consecutive days would be a minimum of 5+ hours and 2+ girls to count as a day. We have to use true days otherwise one could simply drive up at happy hour, walk in for 20 E, pick girl and fuck her and leave and be in and out within an hour or less.
One has to experience a few showers washing their junk hopefully not grabbing the wrong towel to dry off, a few hours of being hungry and eat sausages or food you brought, breathing in the smoke of all the Gyspies puffing, mass boredom between loads.
Triptogamont
12-31-17, 16:39
It depends, you may have bareback sex with young men in a dormitory.Seriously, very, very, funny.
I think KK had the right rules. A minimum of five, actually I think six is better, hours a day. Anything less than six indicates a lack of commitment and endurance. Some clubs it is easy to spend multiple days: Dietzenbach however requires a certain Spartan aesthetic attitude to survive. An ability to fast would help.
I will not be entering as I have a handicap.
But I am planning another competition to play to my strengths (or from another perspective, my foibles) The most hours per day with one girl over four days. A minimum starting entry must be four hours a day. That should rig the rules in my favour lol
Unlike other clubs there will be little competition in a fuck and go club like Dietzenbach
Triptogamont
01-02-18, 17:20
I think KK had the right rules. A minimum of five, actually I think six is better, hours a day. Anything less than six indicates a lack of commitment and endurance. Some clubs it is easy to spend multiple days: Dietzenbach however requires a certain Spartan aesthetic attitude to survive. An ability to fast would help.
I will not be entering as I have a handicap.
But I am planning another competition to play to my strengths (or from another perspective, my foibles) The most hours per day with one girl over four days. A minimum starting entry must be four hours a day. That should rig the rules in my favour lol
Unlike other clubs there will be little competition in a fuck and go club like DietzenbachSix hours in Dietz is a LONG time. Especially if you are alone. And if you are not enslaved to a Queen. I guess I should qualify that statement. I am enslaved to a Queen, but we don't share a common language, so I can't really spend hours in the room with her. I guess I could, but it would probably get pretty awkward after a little while. At least until she admits that she speaks and understands more English than she currently lets on.
Short trip to Frankfurt, visited Dietzenbach on Wed 27 and Thur 28 December. Club was quiet both days with exact same lineup of 14 girls on both days. I missed out on meeting Laura & Valentina whom I met on previous visits and was hoping to repeat again, but always another time hopefully. I was with five girls:
Jessica: One of the 3 Bulgarian girls, always hangs out with Erika and Nelly at back of club, similar thrashy look to the other 2, nice session, came very quickly though as first session of the day, maybe a repeat. Next 4 girls all Romanian.
Susi: Blonde haired girl with white skin, a bit older than others in club, 30's rather than 20's, enjoyable session, would repeat although she wants a present from Ireland! Says she doesn't want cigarettes as other member bringing for her!
EMA: Blonde haired girl with tanned skin, early 20's, I understand relatively new to Dietz but not new to other RTC clubs. I roomed with her in the evening when she was free but she was very busy throughout the day, I estimate she was getting 4 rooms to every 1 room all the other girls were getting, it was pretty ridiculous. She's probably one of the best looking girls working there now, only problem is she damn well knows it! When I did room with her she was a bit lacklustre, I was shagging her in missionary but she moved her legs into a position which made it difficult for me to get deep penetration, I got the impression I was hurting her, I flipped her over to doggy position and then got decent DP and to a finish. I probably won't repeat, although she is a looker.
Anais: I have had my eye on Anais for a while, but for some reason I just never got around to room with her. Black haired girl with white skin, quite skinny but not unhealthily so, both her and Amira look like sisters. She has a lovely cheeky smile. I had a great room with her and she is definitely a repeat girl for me.
Nico: Black haired tall well built girl, I've seen her a number of times before in club but never roomed, she has next to zero English. Session started out nice but whilst having sex in missionary she whispers "Kein Spritzer Inner" or something to that effect, whilst I don't really speak German it doesn't take a genius to figure out what she was saying to me. We switched to doggy and then a hand / mouth finish. I probably won't repeat because of this but she is a nice girl in fairness that does try hard.
Overall a good time, next visit to Dietz will be in late February. On a separate note, is there any way a club regular preferably German could talk to the management about repair and or refurbishment within the club? To me all the couches, fixtures and fittings are as if they were made in the former DDR and bought in a firesale of stock back in 1990 and nothing has been repaired or replaced since. I'm quite sure the club could afford it as it seems to get a lot of business with guys coming through the club throughout the day, lots of guys only stay for circa two hours, session and leave.
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