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bigwill
05-01-02, 19:29
Okay you have to check out these places in Guatemala City:
1. El Paso on street "Aguilar Batres": Q50 - nice chicks 5-7 scale
No head. There are 2 El Paso. On in front of each other
2. El Paisano around the corner from el paso: Q50- nice 4-6 scale
No head. There's also one next to Hospital Roosevelt
3. Beatriz a few blocks east of el paso: Q40 okay 4-6 scale
Head is included
4. Le CluB: My favorite. IMO the best strip joint in Guatemala, classy and clean club, good security, good service, chicks on a scale 6-9. Beers about Q35 and one hour with the chicks will cost you Q400($50). Head and everything is included. I once f@cked this chick there and got anal. I was surprised.
5. Caprichos in zona 9. Nice chicks, nice small club. I think service is $600
6. Mens club in zona 9 is okay
7. Marujas I hear is good. Zona 13
8. Tons of scanky bars in la bolivar but stay away from those
9. Sw's in zona 1. But mostly glue sniffers
10. Watch out with the TV's in la zona 1. They're on la 5th avenue
11. Trebol. don't even go there. older fat chicks hanging out of motels. Q20-30 bucks and no head. It will be a lousy experience.
12. Bars along "La San Juan" skanky. mostly older chicks catering to drunk construction workers and isht like that
13. Chantilly in zona 7, close to La Juan. nasty chicks Q60 w/head
14. Barranquito en la Aguilar Batres, south of El Paso. Q50 no head. Chicks okay. between 4-7
15. Country Club en el trebol and next to Hospital Roosevelt Q60 and no head. Nice chicks. Between 4-8
16. Buho in el trebol. skanky strip club and you can f the chicks for around Q50/ no head. gangsters hang around there. I don't recommend this place.
17. La Ronda in La Florida off la San Juan. Nast. don't go there. Around Q60 w/no head and skanky chicks
18. Maritzas in la zona 2 close to el hipodromo. Q40 w/head and decent looking chicks. The show pornos on some tvs while you wait.
19. Trebol show. In el trebol. Nice chicks but I don't like the area. Not sure on how much they charge but its up there
20. Lips, where Josephines was. I think it's about $200 and these chicks are hot. Supposedly you can only take them to a nice hotel and they come with a driver. Never been in there but I heard the chicks are hot as hell.
For more places check out the "masajes" seccion in Guatemala's newspaper called "La Prensa Libre"
If you're looking to rent a place out there check out www.prensalibre.com I looked for the massage section but it's not in there. Check it out. They have other good stuff in there. e-mail me if you have any questions. edi19752002@yahoo.com peace

ViajeroTropico
05-04-02, 23:40
bigwill,

I recently returned from Guatemala, and can confirm a bit more specific with regard to some of your information. Went to Caprichos two nights. You are slightly off on your values. It is Q400 for a 1/2 hour, Q600 for an hour...but if you start out for a 1/2 hour and decide then after 30 minutes you want more, it will cost you an additional Q400, not the 200 to get you to 600.

Le Club. The price to take out is Q1000. At least that is considered the minimum. The girls might try to ask for more, but that is the minimum. I agree with you, there are some very fine specimens in there. The girls get a 600 cut of the 1000. I made a date with one and she agree to come to the hotel the next night for 600, saved me 400, plus, now I have her phone number and can get in touch with her even before I get to the country next time and set some things up.. One thing to note about Le Club. I tried to take a girl out once early in an evening, and there was no leaving until 11 pm..they said she was a girl of 'categoria A', and as such, no leaving before 11. Even tried to bribe the manager...no such doing...doubt if there are too many early birds in this group anyway...

I visited Paisanos..enjoyed it, but I would say that one might be a 6, and the others are much on the 4 side that the 5 or 6 side..still, a heckuva a value and lots of fun.

kbilly1690
05-08-02, 04:38
I am going to Guatemala city this month, does anyone know which hotels to stay at? Prices? Locations? Take girls back? Any other information would be great. Thanks.

bigwill
05-11-02, 07:48
Originally posted by viajerotropico
bigwill,

I recently returned from Guatemala, and can confirm a bit more specific with regard to some of your information. Went to Caprichos two nights. You are slightly off on your values. It is Q400 for a 1/2 hour, Q600 for an hour...but if you start out for a 1/2 hour and decide then after 30 minutes you want more, it will cost you an additional Q400, not the 200 to get you to 600.

Le Club. The price to take out is Q1000. At least that is considered the minimum. The girls might try to ask for more, but that is the minimum. I agree with you, there are some very fine specimens in there. The girls get a 600 cut of the 1000. I made a date with one and she agree to come to the hotel the next night for 600, saved me 400, plus, now I have her phone number and can get in touch with her even before I get to the country next time and set some things up.. One thing to note about Le Club. I tried to take a girl out once early in an evening, and there was no leaving until 11 pm..they said she was a girl of 'categoria A', and as such, no leaving before 11. Even tried to bribe the manager...no such doing...doubt if there are too many early birds in this group anyway...

I visited Paisanos..enjoyed it, but I would say that one might be a 6, and the others are much on the 4 side that the 5 or 6 side..still, a heckuva a value and lots of fun.

Damn Viajero! Caprichos sure did get expensive. I was just there in July of last year and it wasn't that expensive. I wonder why it went up so much. Le club happens to be one of my favorite. Let me give you and others a tip on taking these girls out with you. Tell them you're new in town and are checking out all the nice touristy places in Guatemala and you would like for her to join you on a nice trip, some nice romantic walking, dinner, etc. Believe it or not, these chicks don't get out often and if you're nice to them they'll tell you when their day off is and they'll have you pick them up and no money. Don't mentione money. Just tell them you want to show them a good time and that they'll be treated like ladies. Not sure if you speak spanish but I've done this several times while living there and visiting. Most of these chicks aren't from Guatemala and some haven't even been to Antigua. If you treat them nice and not too sexual(after f@cking them of course), they'll go out with you for no $$

Let me tell you a little story about this other place called "Platinum" en la zona 8. One of my favorites as well. I went there in July, like I said, around 2am horny as hell and I have a seat, start sipping on my drink, taking a good look around and I see this beautiful chick. She was about 5'5, 115 lbs, light brown wavy hair past her shoulders, and with a natural golden tan. I looked at her and she came over and said "porque tan solo"(why so lonely)? I said well I just got here. She sat down next to me and within 30 seconds I asked her how much. She said Q400 for the hour. I said ok. Dude she was frikkin gfriend material homie. We had sex, bj, 69. The works dude!! We started talking and she told me she was from Panama and had a child and barely got there about a week ago. I asked her when was her day off and she tomorrow. I asked her if she wanted to go out and she said yes. She told me to pick her up around 11am. I hate myself!!!!!

Next day I had no car to go pick her up. That's one thing I like about chicks down there. They're down to earth if you really get to know them. I have so many stories, so little time. I lived there 2 1/2 years and I was f.ing every single week. Not only hookers, but regular chicks too. They love Americans. They expect nothing.

I'll post more stories later. Did you check out EL PASO? That's one of my favorites too. The chicks are okay but I like em bcuz most are them are young (19-23). Paisanos isn't that great. I think i only got laid there once. Peace. I'll post more later

ViajeroTropico
05-12-02, 03:38
bigwill,

thanks for your story..si, yo hablo. Soy bilingue, no quiero decir toda la historia, pero vivia 48 mesesl en Centro America, desde los 70's, y ahora viajo mucho en todo latinamerica.

I am with you, the girls will do that if treated right, and that was the experience I had at Le Club also..although I always give them something in the end, because they are trying to survive, usually with a kid, like you say..but the prices that way are nothing like one pays for the al la carte at a place, and one can usually get to know one and have her for several days, if one wants...my problem is I like to keep getting to know (and taste) new ones..\

Where is El Paso? I didn't see that one, although after looking around a bit, there are a zillion places in Guate. Have you ever been to the Gold club near Le Club, on the main street there? Also another one a couple block from el Dorado...just wondering...Viajero.

bigwill
05-14-02, 07:40
Hey Viajero. Never been to the Gold Club you mentioned. But like you said, a zillion places in Guatemala. El Paso is actually not exactly on la Aguilar Batres but that's the main street. Okay I think I can explain this to you. If I lose you, let me know but anyone in Guatemala or any cabbie will tell you where its at. Okay lets say you're coming from el centro and you pass La bolivar, that street turns into la Aguilar batres. There's about a 1.5 km stretch from where you pass la Bolivar onto la Aguilar batres and the first light where there's Texaco or Star Mart. Before you get to the light about 2 or 3 blocks, look on your left and you'll see 2 El Paso bars. One accross from the other. Here's a tacky map for you. Sorry for the graphics...lol

Texaco(light) ......... AguilarBatres........Bolivar.......Centro
.......... Paso....El Paso
{2-3 blocks from the Texaco on the opposite side}

Hope I didn't confuse you but if you get lost, ask anyone and I guarantee you they'll guide you in the right direction. It's Q50 to get laid and they have nice chicks there. It's probably one of the nicer Q50/lay bars I've been to. They have tons of security there so don't feel threatened when they frisk you b4 you get in. I say they probably have about 30 chicks with both bars combined. They sell some good a@@ tortillas corn carne outside in case you're hungry. Drinks are cheap. They have food inside but I just prefer to drink at that place. Sometimes they have a DJ with some decent music and you can dance with the chicks if you want. Well Viajero hope you have fun at Chapin landia and if you can check out Platinium in la zona 8. It's about 4 blocks from Telgua in la z8. Nice sharing info w/u. Let me know if you know of any new flesh. peace

CasexExpert
06-04-02, 17:43
My specialty is El Salvador, but I have been to Guatemala City twice. When I was there, I stayed in Hotel Camino Real in Guatemala City in the year 2,000. Most 5 Star Hotels in Central America do NOT allow chicas. This one finally made the exception. I did this every night for 23 days straight. However, I did not like the Le Club or Club Gold. I went every night to Marujas in Zona 13.
MARUJAS IS EXCELLENT. ALL WORKING GIRLS ARE FROM EL SALVADOR WITH A SMALL FRACTION OF GIRLS FROM HONDURAS.
I NEVER SAW ONE GUATEMALAN BABE (at least in Marujas).

I shopped around many brothels, before I found Marujas in Zona 13. Yes, despite what people say, the prices are much higher than El Salvador, Costa Rica, and Panama. I paid $150 dollars for an all nighter (Yes, I am fully aware I got ripped off). I paid in dollars, never in Quetzales.

BUT, ALL CHICKS WERE FROM AN 8 to 10. I really wanted to do a Guatemalan chick, but every one I saw was from El Salvador or San Pedro Sula in Honduras (just like Club Roses in Belize where no working girls are from Belize, but all from El Salvador and Honduras).

I was surprised by the 5 star hotel exception. The girls did however had to leave their own passport at the front desk.
NOTE: THIS WAS THE ONLY HOTEL IN ALL OF CENTRAL AMERICA THAT ALLOWED THIS.

Marujas is just a house, no signs, no advertising. Any cabbie knows EXACTLY what you want when you say the word. It opens at 9:00 p.m. and it's a very nice house with chandleers, red carpet, and a full bar. THE CHICKS ARE DYNAMITE BUT NOT GUATEMALAN. I got laid every night for $150.00 Yes, I know I got ripped off.

Ricker
06-08-02, 07:54
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dumbie
06-08-02, 22:19
I was in Guatemala in recently and loved it, went to all the clubs mentioned here. I went to Le Club and took a girl back to my hotel her name was Waleska or something like that, she is from Honduras. We were having anal sex and my condom broke I didn't notice until I was finished and went and washed myself. I am now home and have seen a doctor due to pain on my penis. I got herpes from her, *****.

Does anyone know if these girls in the clubs ever get tested for Aids or other STDS?

Be very careful guys.

Update - Sept 2002
Had an AIDS test, I'm OK, but I'll be much more careful in the future.

Ricker
06-10-02, 01:06
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06-11-02, 14:36
Ricker,

That is the same testing that they do for the working girls (in the clubs, not the streets) in El Salvador. But if the girl picks up something from a client in Week 1 or 2, and then gives it to you in Week 2, 3, or 4, what can you do?

Most of the girls give BJs without a condom. It is dangerous out there! I know that in the clubs in El Salvador, the condoms that the clubs give the girls are 4 to 5 years old. I found out the hard way when one broke on me (luckily I didn't catch anything). I then looked at the wrapper, and saw that the manufacturing date was in 1995. And this happened in 1999!! So bring your own condoms when you make trips to these countries.

Doodads

Ricker
06-11-02, 20:21
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One Great Man
07-01-02, 18:43
My only trip to Guatemala City was in 2000, and I spent most of the time in Zona 1.

My flight arrived late in the evening, and the taxi ride from the airport took me into a more desolate and shuttered downtown. There were a cluster of streetwalkers on Avenida 6, and the driver told me they were mostly TVs.

One checking into the hotel (Hotel Del Centro), I allowed the bellboy to take my bag to the room and tipped him $5 US. When I asked him about a girl, he said he would see what he could do. Before I finished unpacking, there was a knock at the door. The bellboy was there, with two girls (Gaby 7, and Saby 9). He left, asking me to choose one. Gaby spoke English, so it was easier dealing with her. I could have either for 600 Quetzals (under $50). I took both, and had about two hours of non-stop BBBJ and fucking. We parted friends.

I checked out the following morning, and stayed the rest of the week at Chalet Suizo, a few blocks away and less concerned about who came to the room.

I called back Saby (474-4668), and she came over for another session. It was again, 600 Quetzals. No condom for F&S, but she would not do anal without more $, which I declined, but she was not only a good F&S, but a good person to talk with. Much kissing and body licking.

I made friends with an ex-patriate American at the Europa Bar (formerly known as the Mercenaries' Bar - Avenida 5). He escorted me to a "gentleman's club", where we were immediately hit on by a score of skantily-clad lookers. I didn't see anyone I would rate under 6. I picked one for under $40, and in the back I paid, and was frisked, before entering a mirrored bedroom with a waterbed. We got right to it, and did it all without rubbers. I'm sorry I don't remember the name or address of the club, but I was told there were many others around. She was good, and even followed me out to the bar afterward, playing kissyface while my American friend wondered why she wasn't hustling someone else (I had given her a $12 propina).

I had business to take care of on this trip, but I'm thinking it might be nice to go back and find one that I would want to spend the week, or at least a few days, with one of these girls.

Zona Uno of Guatemala City is a noisy, smoky crowded place in the daytime, and absolutely dead at night. The tourist zone is further out toward the airport, which is where more action (and higher prices) might be expected.

hermonster
07-11-02, 14:40
We are planning a trip to Antigua in February. Anyone have any words of advice? I can't find anything posted!

rwriting
07-22-02, 19:24
I will be in guatemala city soon and would like to have some current info about the city and the ladies there...any help here?? can trade info from a few other places such as colombia or panama or DR thanks for help feel free to reply at this email address rwriting@aol.com

royfranco
07-24-02, 02:59
Hi, i live in Guatemala City and the best of all places is called GARDEN's

Go there and you tell me later ok

ViajeroTropico
07-30-02, 21:52
GARDEN´s...what zona? Is it really spelled that way? Will all taxistas conocerlo? Ayuda por favor, voy a Guatemala tomorrow and would like to check it out..will only be there two days, so please post ASAP.. Thanks

One Great Man
09-21-02, 16:51
Note my earlier post.

I came upon the telephone number of Gaby and Saby. It was (two years ago) 474-4668. The telephone will probably be answered by someone who speaks only Spanish, so you had better have some phrases ready.

The same two girls may no longer be there, but I'd be very surprised if the business isn't.

BassGod
09-28-02, 04:28
bigwill,

You have mentioned in a couple of posts places that charge Q50.
According to the current exchange rate 50 in Guatamalen money is between $6 & $7. Did I missunderstand something or is that correct. The reason that I'm surprised is because that beats Thailand by a long shot and even beats Cambodia in most circumstances.

javifer7
10-08-02, 08:33
Hi

I live in Guatemala city.
There are some cool places to have sex here.

Go to CAPRICHOS in Zona 9. This is the best place. It's a house with 15 or 20 nice cute girls.

Sex - 30 minutes - Q.400 Cash - Q.400 + 12 % Credit Card
Sex - 1 hour - Q.600 cash - Q.600+12% Credit Card

They have 2 girls from Russia and some from Costa Rica... they are Q.600 & Q.800.

Other places to go AFTER CAPRICHOS.... MEN'S CLUB and PLATINIUM.

You go there... then go to Caprichos and compare.

GOOD LUCK FOLKS !

PS. GARDENS is now bad. Ugly and fat girls.
PS2. I will go to NYC in 2 weeks.... I would like some help... thanks. (javifer7@hotmail.com)

BassGod
10-10-02, 03:08
That's way too much to pay for pussy.

javifer7
10-13-02, 07:40
Yes... that's too much to pay for pussy... but it's really safe. A girl from CAPRICHOS told me they get medical exams every month.

There are another places cheaper... but don't have more info. Check the Clasified announces on diary PRENSA LIBRE... and look for massages...

Also.. there's a gas station on Zona 9 (Corner or 7th Ave and Calle Montufar). In that block.... you will get street hookers by 200-250 quetzales.

Traveler864
10-16-02, 05:47
Hey Javifer
How are the russian girls? I was in Costa Rica a few months ago
and met two absolutely gorgious russians. I went back a couple of weeks ago and they were gone. I was wondering if perhaps (slim chance but...) they were the same.

javifer7
10-20-02, 08:53
Mhmm.. there's a chance, traveler864, cause they told me they were in Costa Rica some months ago. They are from Russia but her parents are from Greece. Their names here... are SOFIA and PAULINA. Sofia is a nice cute girl and taller than Paulina. Paulina is shy... sometimes angry.... but she's the best on bed !!

Fat Bastard
11-06-02, 04:08
Anybody know of any apartment action in Guate??

Fatty

JavMav
11-27-02, 19:42
had around 11 hours in guatamala two saturdays ago. thanks to everyone's help, i was able to be quite efficient with my time.

did a little extra research. i found a friendly, older taxi driver to take me from my zona 9 hotel to the men's club in 9 or 10. i asked him about several places.

he said that caprichos may not be so safe for americans. "muy peligroso." i didn't catch whether it was the area or the facility. my guess is the former.

he strongly recommended marujas in zona 13. i'm sure there is a profit motive, but he was fairly consistent with this reommendation even after he knew i wanted to try the men's club.

as i was a bit surprised by the atmosphere (compared to guadalajara, panama city and caracas), i thought i'd share a little for other uninformed gringos.

when we approached the facility, i was beginning to suspect a kidnapping. the men's club and, apparently, others like it are not marked with neon signs. in fact, they are not really marked at all, as far as i could tell. in the middle of a fairly quiet street, a taxi line appeared out of nowhere. eventually, i observed a well-guarded door opening slightly revealing several more men suspiciously peering outside.

once inside (no cover), most were searched (not me, as i am clearly the prey, not the predator), and allowed through a very pleasant enty way (seems like there was a little garden area and aquarium). inside, it was reminiscent of a mid-western bar -- no windows, some smoke but not too bad, a long, curvy bar with stools, soft couches and love seats spread through the floor, and a small, unused stage at the end of the bar where it narrows. the shape of the bar was in an "l" to accomodate restrooms and, i'm assuming, the on-site room facilities.

the total size of the place was smaller than i expcted. perhaps the size of an average mcdonalds in the states (special analogy for fatbastard). there were, perhaps, 20-30 girls when i arrived, and half as many guys. eventually, many more guys showed up (again, a saturday night).

the girls stay rather stationary, scanning to room attempting to attract eye contact. they ranged in looks from 3's to 7's, with the vast majority around 5.5's. these numbers could be inflated with a couple of drinks, or if you give credit for youth. the girls seemed to be from a variety of countries, including guatamala, of all places.

the conversations and flirting were fun. my beers were 30q's and the girls' around 40q's for mixed drinks. (add a third, then eliminate a 0 for dollar conversion. 30q = $3.90).

the flirting leads to propositions to use their facilities for 320q's for 1/2 hour, slightly less than double for an hour. very reasonable, especially for a guy on a time budget. the girl i spoke with most offered $200 for overnight., or a cell phone number for less, i'm sure.

as it was late and i had an early get-up, i managed to get a nice outside hj to a surreptitious completion -- a trick i'm not particularly proud of, but it saved me precious time and money...

looking forward to trying other places.

good luck

jav

ViajeroTropico
11-30-02, 17:36
regarding the taxi driver and his recommendation for Caprichos over Marujas, etc. I think the motivation was strictly economic for the taxi driver. The area of Caprichos is not dangerous...I walk there all the time from my hotel nearby, and there is always a large crowd of taxi drivers and bright lights outside...with guards at the door..to the one side the streets are well lit and traffic around. As far as quality inside, there are 5-8 times more girls in Caprichos, most if not all better than what you will see or get at Marujas...Marujas is okay, the quality is fine, but thre prices are higher, slightly, but generally about the same. The difference is that Caprichos is a club scene, lots of activity, girls dancing naked on the stage (if there are enough people), lots of fun...whereas Marujas is sedate and quiet...depends on what you like...your choice, but Caprichos is fun...lots to see and entertain you, even if you don't want to pay for a girl..plus, you don't have to take a cab to get there from the major hotels in the area...Caprichos gives you the 1/2 hour option for 400Q or the hour option for 600Q, just make sure you decide in advance, because if you start out for 1/2 and decide you want an hour, then they will charge you the double rate for two 1/2's good luck

I have found some of the best ass in Guatemala from a girl in Caprichos...absolutely suck all of your juices out

One Great Man
12-06-02, 05:21
Hey guys:

I apologize for giving information in pieces, but I just came across a business card that I brought back with me, which may be helpful.

An American Ex-Pat took me to a place called "Caesars". The address on the card is 5 Avenida 3-85, Zona 9. There was no telephone number listed, only "Guatemala, Guatemala".

Apparently it was a safe place to park, as we stopped about a block away. Entering, we were totally frisked - head to groin to toes - and went inside to find a lively bar with many senioritas vying for attention. It didn't take me long to communicate with one (about an 8-9) for a session for 3,000 Quetzals. We went into a clean. lush, mirrored bedroom, and wasted no time in getting to it. She gave me a BBBJ until I flipped her and hid the salami. She responded well when I sucked her ****. I didn't ask her about anal, although I should have. She was so responsive that I think she would have done it. She grinded and writhed until she screamed and pulled it all out of me.

We hung together and kissed until there was a knock at the door. I tipped her 1,000 quetzals. I got dressed and went out to the bar and joined my Ex-Pat friend. He said there had been a visit by the cops, and he was concerned because I was naked and joined in one of the back rooms, but the cops only seemed to be interested (one was a female cop), in pulling down the girls' tops and looking at their tits...nobody objected. You don't fuck around with the law down there.

My "partner" joined us at the bar and I had a couple of beers with her, even though I couldn't speak more than basic Spanish. She wanted to play kissy-face, and my friend was aghast that I would want to kiss her (how many cocks had she sucked that night, not to mention that I had sucked her ****?), and wondered why she wasn't out hustling for more dick. I told him I had satisfied her so completely that she was in love with me. He seemed to feel otherwise.

This was 1999, but I would recommend Caesar's to anyone looking for a sporting life in that city.

Incidentally, the guy I met was in the Europa Bar, at Zona 1, Avenida 6 at Calle 11. This used to be the "Mercenaries' Bar" while they had a war going on. It's a peaceful place now, but some Americans still gather.

One Great Man
12-06-02, 05:41
Sorry, boys. I got my zeros mixed.

I paid the girl 300Q. I tipped her 100Q. She seemed very hapy with the whole deal.

I'd heartily recommend the place.

Hawk_28
01-06-03, 19:17
Hi:
I’m planning a trip to Guatemala next week, I won’t have to much time during the day, so I’m thinking about using the in room services, Does anyone have information of call in girls, prices, phone numbers, etc.

I’ll be staying at the Holiday Hotel or in that area.

Is there is a night time place near this area where you can have sex, any information is welcome.


Thanks

ViajeroTropico
01-07-03, 05:09
Hawk, Caprichos is within walking distance of the Holiday Inn, if that is what you mean by the Holiday Hotel..the Holiday Inn is girl friencly, also..I have used the yellow pages before under masajes, I think...

Also, the major strip club is within walking distance of there..I forget which one, but they can tell you at the hotel..there are also a ccouple of low rent places in the area, but after visitng them, I don't think I would recommend one.

The local paper has listings under servicios privados for outcalls..

If you are staying at the Holiday Inn, there is the shuttle bus driver, kind of a younger guy, maybe early thirties..he knows all the places...will take you anywhere you want to go....He gets off at midnight and will take you around if you want to take him inside also..I forget his name, but he is relatively short and stocky..not like the bell hops..he is strictly for the most part the shuttle driver, although when not shuttling he does other odd jobs..

If you want to go to Caprichos, have a cabbie take you, but watch how he goes and keep your oritentation, you should be able to find your way back..just look up at the large hotels for orientation..

good luck..

A Toda Maquina
01-07-03, 07:48
I found plenty of SW's around ave. Las
Americas @ gas stations /street corners . after 10:00 pm,FS always $15.00-25.00dlrs.& plenty SW's after 10:00 downtown in any direction two to three block radius of the hotel gran palacio, (which by the way is really nice(5-star ) and girl friendly)...I went to a big club around the mall think in zone10(?) just east a few blocks from the mall ./the girls were 9 's and from colombia, venezuela etc. but wanted $150.00-$200.00dlrs. for FS approx. 1 hr. worth and you supply the room andpay cab ride back........I then found a SW about 4 blocks away for $20.00 FS/CBJ and was with me at least an hr and would have spent the night for$50.00/ .....Tear it up!!!!!!!!!!! & be careful especially around a hilly little park dntwn that has like an old ampatheatre in it..this place is tuff day and night ...// I took a cab at night lookin for SW's ........Have fun

Hawk_28
01-07-03, 16:58
Thanks guys for the info, I think I know this place near the mall (los Proceres), went there more than a year ago, the prices are too high for my budget...though very nice girls.

The last time I was in Guatemala I tried to find the adds in the news papers but I didn’t, please tell me the name of the news paper that has these kind of adds.

Do you know how much would it be an hour service for the callout girls? Do you have to pay a fee to the Hotel?

Now for the SW, how are they? And how much a cab would charge me if I go and pick one girl up from the street.

By the way, yes is the Holiday Inn.

A Toda Maquina
01-07-03, 19:54
The cabs all know where the SW's are and give or take to drive around and fine one u like depending how far from your hotel ,$5.00- 10.00dlrs (approx. 20min worth of looking from my exp.was $10.00 and cab driver knew where they were close by and was helpful) , if around zone5, 9,10,11, it won't take long./ SW's vary and I have no complaints ,however shop around and watchout for "culeros" =TV's or SW's tooo aggressive .... I'm sure you will find something u like. . Have fun & watch your back.. Chango

ViajeroTropico
01-07-03, 23:54
Hawk

I don't remember which newspaper, but the hotel has all of them for reading at the restaurant..all it takes is skimming through them quickly, down to the personales, o servicios section and you can find them.

As for places that cost less, I will tell you a place I like, but may not be for everybody...the price is great though..Q300, ($35-40).

Walk out of the Holiday Inn. take a left. The taco place is on the corner. Go left again, towards the double wide street. Cross that street, going just slightly diagonal. Chili's restaraunt is on the corner. Keep the corner of Chil's on your left, and the Princess hotel will be on your right about mid block. Continue down that street. There are some restaurants on your left. Go across the next street. I think there is pizza place on that corner of that street. Just before you come to the next cross street, look up at what is essentially a house, but there is a white sign with blue letters that says Oasis Club. Will only be 3-4 girls in there...but if there is one you like, I can guarantee that you will be satisfied..real low key place..typical central american, like 20 years ago....

If you want a back up, ask at the hotel holiday inn where is princess. Just conintue down the Princess street, staying on the left side..it is only a couple blocks. If you go one more block past the Oasis street (or turn there at the corner of the Oasis, I foroget) and take a left, you will go to Caprichos..what I do sometime is go to Caprichos..have a couple stiff ones and watch the girls dance nude on the stage, have a few rub up agains me and then go back to Oasis. Caprichos wants Q400 for half hour and Q600 for an hour, Oasis wants Q300 for an hour...

Hawk_28
01-08-03, 02:12
Thanks for the info guys.

Viajerotropico: Oasis sounds good and very near of Holiday, sure I’ll go there.

Chango: At what hour you think is the best to start looking for the SW?

I’ll have only 2 free nights, so this will do it.

One last question, Will the Holiday charge me for the girl I bring to my room?

A Toda Maquina
01-08-03, 07:28
Hawk, SW's are out at about 10:00 on... ,You might just try walking in the hotel quietly ,guest should be allowed to have a guest,.......... ,then again they might charge if they are not girl friendly ...................., Tear it up !!!!!! Chango

ViajeroTropico
01-09-03, 03:52
Holiday Inn charged me $10.00 It is pretty hard to sneak them in, unless it is in the middle of the afternoon and you take them up to the restaurant first and then try to skip over to the elevator on the second floor..but still, they know..those guys watch all the time..it is just easier to pay the money..they are very girl friendly at the Holiday....I had one of my locals refer to that Hotel as where the "puteros" (johns) stay. Don't worry about it. She just needs to leave an ID and you sign a form saying you take responsibility (in case of reporting her stealing, or whatever, which is really their biggest fear. Fucking women is part of the culture, so they could care less, they just don't want thieves.

He was referring to central americans, not gringos..I acted like I didn't know that (innocence works a lot of times)..but now I stay at the Princess when I am meeting with him, as he is a client

One Great Man
01-16-03, 22:37
my last visit to ciudad guatemala was in 1999, but most things are unlikely to change in a short time.

it was necessary for me to stay in zona uno, and i stayed at chalet suizo (14 calle 6-82 - telephone 86371). the rate was about $25 per night (although the guidebook said $8) - maybe they saw the rich gringo coming. the room was spartan, and cold at night (no central heating or ac). guatemala city gets cool in the evenings. despite its latitude, it's at a higher elevation than denver.

on the plus side, it is entirely girl friendly. the guy at the desk would run down to my room and let me know that a girl (prearranged) wanted to visit.

the immediate area was totally safe. the police hq is two blocks away (avenida 6 and calle 14).

the big park in guatemala city is concordia park. it begins across from the police station and runs several blocks to the south, bordered by avenida 6 and avenida 5. the park was closed for renovation during my week-long stay, but i learned that this park had been the home for the homeless, who would do anything for a few bucks. unfortunately, i didn't get to check this out. a number of female beggars on the street were obviously **** (although i don't know what the legal age is in guatemala, or whether it even matters).

the club my ex-pat friend took me to (previous post) kept me well occupied, as did the telephone number (previous post) that i got from my first pro.

i do plan on returning. a buck goes a long way.

One Great Man
01-18-03, 01:03
One aspect to Zona Uno that I didn't mention in previous posts is the SWs - centering around Calle 12 and Avenida 5 - extending their stroll up and down
Avenida 5.

Some were damn good looking, but I got tipped off that they were TVs. Luckily, I didn't take one home and get a rude surprise. The streets are desolate at night, and they are about the only people active in the area. The bellcap at my hotel clued me in, fortunately before I picked up one of the beauties.

He was the one (previous post) that made a telephone call for me and immediately delivered an 8 and a 9. I was supposed to make a choice, and I chose both. It began with a great three-way shower and continued into a king-sized bed with everybody doing everything. My instincts - and a good hardon - made me dispense with a rubber, and they totally wasted me. No anal, though, but it would have been available for additional Quetzals.

The fee was 600 Q for the two of them (about $85). I tipped the bellboy 100Q ($15).

I changed hotels the following day, though, because he told me that other desk clerks - depending on who was on duty - could be more difficult.

Chalez Suizo - a few blocks away - fit the bill. I'd tip the desk clerk 10Q (about $1.50) for any favors he did for me (even retrieving something from the safe deposit box) and he couldn't do enough for me. I didn't ask him to send me a girl (my spare time was already filled), but I'm certain he would have.

He escorted my visitors to the room, though, without any questions.

I'd recommend Chalez Suizo to anyone who only needs a place to sleep and a place to screw. No TV, no telephone, no amenities other than a shower which has to run five minutes before you get hot water. These are things I can deal with, when there are more important considerations to me.

Batman
02-20-03, 09:22
I have been going to central and south america for the last 3 years on a regular basis. Guatemala City can be a very dangerous place and Zone 1 and 5 are really bad areas they are both right next to each other. I Would not suggest staying or looking for action there. Zone 9 and 10 have the best clubs. There are also a couple of upscale clubs in Zone 7 Le Club being the bestin zone 7. the in service is from 30 to 80 dollars for a hour Platinums(zone 9) is open the latest till 5am they have a full time strip show and in service starts around 300q or 40 bucks for an hour there is out service but it is much easier to get the girls number and call her the next day then you pay the same for out service as in service. Escape (zone 10) Gardens (Zone 9) there are tons cant name them all but the taxis know them all

There are some locals clubs that offer 15 minute in service for 70q or 10 dollars in Zone 12 and the girls are not that good but there are always a couple of nice ones but they are very busy. 2 of them are on one street 2 blocks from each other cant remember the name

If you are looking for a good place to stay Zone 10 has a little place called Las Torres 30-40 bucks a night depending on how long you are staying. clean safe and in the Zona Viva. 13 calle and la reforma.

Also the the pick up discos are called Perehas (zone 9 right next to pollo compero)and does not even open until midnight good place on sundays. Milleniums as well pick up disco in Zone 7 all the girls in there after 1am are good to go. also a sunday place since most of the houses are closed on sunday as well as bars

Keith
04-14-03, 23:50
I wanted to add my own, delayed, report on Guatemala City. I was there about 2 weeks ago. I am a long time fan of Murahas (spelling?), but this time wanted to try something different--so I set out for Club Oasis and Caprichos. I was staying at the Westin Camino Real, so I walked it. The directions below are great. It is easy to find Chili´s, and the street with Caprichos is one full block past Oasis. Caprichos is a large white building with no sign. On the Friday night I went the whole block was filled with cars. I did not have to pay a fee at the door, but the drinks were $5 apiece. It was very crowded with a lot of locals. I think they were mainly there for the show. I have to say that I witnessed the most impressive, acrobatic pole dance of my life. All of the women were available--they would rub up against you or make eye contact. Most were a little large for my taste, and I settled on a young, slim girl named Isis. The rooms in the back are nice enough, but not air conditioned. The cost is only $60 for one time. Isis was good, but not particularly memorable. Club Oasis, however, was another story. It is right out of a time warp, quite old fashioned. The women were 5s at the best, and I refused to pay over $50. I selected Flor de Maria, who must have been at least 30 years old. She was from El Salvador and could not have been more accomodating. I loved how she felt against me after she took a cold shower. The BBBJ was excellent, taking it all in, sucking on my balls, licking my shaft, etc. She got on top of me and really got me off. Next came a long, relaxing massge. Then I was ready for one more time and got on top of her for the duration. I was not rushed at all and could have done it again, but I had nothing left! This was the fifth night in a row with a total of 7 women.

Pacifico
05-16-03, 01:38
I had made my first visit to Guatemala several weeks ago. I had a wonderful time, both in Guate and in the rest of the country. I didn't hit any of the american "strip club" type of places. I did sample a good amount of local places, including El Paso. I got laid a total of approximately 10 times over a few nights, and probably didn't spend more than $150 in taxi fares, beer, and girls. I talked with a few locals and did my research on how much to pay for the various taxi rides beforehand. From Zone 1 to El Paso should only cost 30Q, which is what they would charge the locals. From the airport to Zone 1 should be 60Q either coming or going. When I approach a taxi, I usually tell them how much and where to.

I don't know if this has recently changed, but El Paso was charging the regular 50Q, but for only 15 minutes. A few of the girls would get past this by opening the door when the knock came, making him think that we were about to leave. As soon as he walked off down the hall, she would close her door again.

I was very impressed with the quality of the girls in El Paso. This is definately the best selection of all of the cheap 50Q places.

I also found a few treasures on the street around Zone 1. I picked up an El Salvadorena about an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale.. She was $20 for 1 hour, and ended up staying longer. She initially quoted $20 for half hour, and my counter offer was for the same price but 1 hour. After the act, we exchanged massages and chatted for a while. I think that is pretty much the going rate for the lookers. Some of the less attractive were offering their servies for $10. Of course my statement of "less attractive" is subjective, I would put them in range of 5-7 in looks. I was surprised that very few of them were old nor ugly.

I've been to numerous other latin countries, and I still give a definate thumbs-up for Guatemala.

Also, their local beer Gallo is pretty good.

Que no salgas de guatemala y llegues a guatepeor.

Pacifico

Antonio
06-02-03, 22:18
Here are a number of "massage parlors" which are listed in La Prensa. They say they charge from 45 to 60 Q. and are open 10 to 9 or 10. Anyone in G.C. who can evaluate these joints?
Av. Castellana 9-39, z.9
11 av. 14-06, z.1
32 calle "A" 0-47, z.3
5 av. 1-44, z.9
18 calle 6-60, z.11 (Mariscal)
10 av. 1-98, z.3 Mixco, colonia Alvarado
5 av. 22-28, z.12 (Reformita).
There appear to be a lot more, but in reality each place posts its add 3 or 4 times in the classifieds.

Antonio
06-29-03, 19:48
I checked out one of the places I listed in previous post: the one at Av.Castellana 9-39 z.9. This place is about 6-7 minutes from the Marriott by car--if you drive, they'll let you park in their enclosed driveway. It appears to be a bar with pool tables, but comes equipped as well with 5-6 Guatemalan girls. This was my second visit, and I've found that though most of the girls were heavier than I'd like, I could always find one to suit my fancy. Indeed, I did find "Leslie" this time, a "7" with nice body and very enthusiastic attitude and well-skilled in the sexual arts: 19 y.o., BBBJ, and DFK, didn't ask for more. Here's the rate structure (you should mention you saw the "anuncio" in the paper to get the lowest rate plan): 10 min.(sic) = 50 quetzales; 20 min. = 100 q.'s; 30 min. = 150 q.'s. I opted for the latter (roughly $20) and couldn't have been more pleased. If you're looking to locate this place on a map, the Avenida Castellana is just north of the "Diagonal" that runs from the Avenida Reforma to the Trebol, shortly before you get to the turn off for the airport if you're coming from the Reforma. The shop itself is located a block and a half from the Diagonal overpass, on the east(Reforma) side of the street.

Listo1
08-02-03, 23:23
I will be journeying to Guatemala on August 19th. I have spent time in Panama, Venezuela,Colombia, Honduras, Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic. Any specific warnings or places to enjoy the hobby in Guate city will be appreciated. I hop I meet with other Forum members while I am in-country.

Listo1
08-04-03, 20:17
Does anybody know which hotels in the budget ($20-50) range have lockboxes in the rooms or at least rental safes in the rooms? I will be arriving in Guate city on the 19th of August and departing on the 29th. Are there any other hobbyists that will be there?

One Great Man
08-05-03, 18:44
Listo1: Neither the Hotel Del Centro nor the Chalet Suisse (in Zona Uno) have safes in the room. I stored passport, travelers checks, etc. in a box at the desk. No problems, and tipping the desk clerk a buck each time I needed to visit it established a rapport that was invaluable when it came to visiting chicas.

If you have time, visit the Europa Bar (Zona Uno, Calle 11 & Avenida 6). It is run by American expatriates, and the owner is quite monger-minded, although he is married. If you can get him out of earshot of his wife (who is a bartender), let him know what you are looking for, and he'll be able to offer you suggestions. His name is Duane.

Have a good trip, and report your results to us when you return.

Listo1
08-06-03, 22:01
Originally posted by this1greatman
Listo1: Neither the Hotel Del Centro nor the Chalet Suisse (in Zona Uno) have safes in the room. I stored passport, travelers checks, etc. in a box at the desk. No problems, and tipping the desk clerk a buck each time I needed to visit it established a rapport that was invaluable when it came to visiting chicas.

If you have time, visit the Europa Bar (Zona Uno, Calle 11 & Avenida 6). It is run by American expatriates, and the owner is quite monger-minded, although he is married. If you can get him out of earshot of his wife (who is a bartender), let him know what you are looking for, and he'll be able to offer you suggestions. His name is Duane.

Have a good trip, and report your results to us when you return. Thanks! Eight days to go before I bail out of Texas for my hobby trip. It has been around three years since I have been able to get back to the hobby. I sent wife #2 back to the Dominican Republic after it became clear to me that she was incompatible with the US and was unable to be in a country where she had no family members near. She is now 22 , hazel eyes, golden satin skin and as shapely as a woman could possibly be. She was worth quitting the hobby. I really miss her but am better off without her.

I have always wanted to visit El Salvador, Nicaraugua and Guatemala. I have met chicas from there before and vowed to go there someday (after their respective countries civil wars ended!!). II will continue doing online research for the trip until the day that I fly out of here. So.. if anyone has more current info, Post it please.

Listo1
08-09-03, 23:09
Is the little blue vitamin simple to come by in Guatemala?

Never tried it before (was afraid to), but I figure it might be worth a try. I need to know if I should get my Doc to give me a prescription or if it is like in Mexico. I don't recall any info in the posts about it in Guatemala.

Cpteasy
08-10-03, 01:59
Listo 1: You write that..."I have always wanted to visit El Salvador, Nicaraugua and Guatemala. I have met chicas from there before and vowed to go there someday (after their respective countries civil wars ended!!). II will continue doing online research for the trip until the day that I fly out of here. So.. if anyone has more current info, Post it please."

As you mention, you've met girls from El Salvador before, so you know that they give the best service, are the hardest working, best attitudes, best looking, etc. You get the idea. If you haven't been to El Salvador, you ought to try it. We're not big or fancy, but we're "real" and the women are breathtaking...and barely take a breath.

For any advice, please see the newly rejuvenated El Salvador board. Any specific questions can be dealt with there. All these fans of other Centroamericanas are going to flame me if I keep bragging on the "guanacas de El Salvador".

One Great Man
08-10-03, 18:36
Cpteasy: What is the address of the El Salvador board, and why is it different (or better) than this one?

Cpteasy
08-10-03, 21:08
this1greatman: It's the same address just a different board within the same address, i.e. go to Main Index, Central America, and then to El Salvador and you're there. I just don't read any boards except the Central American ones, and all of the information on El Salvador is on the Salvadoran board.

Keith
08-12-03, 04:51
I am passing through Guatemala City on a quick business trip and wanted to check out several old favorites. Last night I went almost straight from the airport to Club Oasis (see the directions in an earlier post). There I hooked up again with Flor de Maria. Yes she is old (30+) and yes she is only a 5 in looks, but she has long, slim legs and is a tremendous talent in bed. We started with a BBBJ to completion--licking up every drop--and then relations two more times, both with me on top. Somewhere in between was a 30 minute or longer massage. The total cost was $65 for about 2 hours, including drinks and a pack of Marlboros. I gave her a small tip, too.

Tonight I first checked out the MP suggestion on Avenida Castellana. It is a hole in the wall, even worse than Oasis, and there were only two women available, both almost negative numbers! So I had the taxi take me on to Marujas, which is only a 5 to 10 minute drive from the major hotels (Marriott, Westin, Intercontinental). Any taxi driver knows this place. Again, it did not disappoint. I was early--maybe 8:30 PM--so there were only 5 women to choose from. Fortunately, one of them was Fernanda, a 28 year old from El Salvador. She is a good heighth, long legs, and fairly slim with long brown hair. If you are picky you could say that her nose is a little big and her breasts sag some, but she must be at least a 7 or 8. Extremely friendly and cooperative, she responded with enthusiasm to my oral in numerous positions and we got it on twice. The cost for one of the rooms for an hour is $90, plus several small tips. The price is much higher if you want to take a girl back to your hotel.

The Long Rooste
08-23-03, 14:52
I'll be arriving at Guetemala City at midnight and I figure I'll clear the airport up to an hour later.

Any advice on a club that is stilll open late at night so I can either go short time or even bring a girl back to the room?

It looks like the only housecall service can be found in Prensalibre's classifieds. Any other escort options there?

Thanks.

ViajeroTropico
08-24-03, 03:32
Marujas will be closed at that hour, but Caprichos will be going strong. It is within walking distance of the Marriott, but all the cabbies know it.

Interestingly, I dropped by there last month. There was this really nice blonde and I wanted to find out about her. Turns out she is Russian, speaks more English than Spanish...her price is 50% higher...says it is for the Russian girl. I guess the Chapines are willing to pay more.

I wouldn't have paid more for her, although I don't know how good in the sack are Russians since I haven't had any; but latins are hard to beat and unless she was a total knockout, not worth 50% more. It looks like Caprichos has changed ownership or management or something, because the bartenders were different, and many of the girls were diffferent too, the whole place seemed to have some changes. I only stayed about 1/2 hour, wasn't really in the mood.

However, you can't take out at Caprichos, or so they say. I don't know about late at night, when the chances of them earning more go down...

The clubs can be expensive, but the Platinum would be the place to go..you can take out there after 11 pm.. I know, cause one time I tried to take out at ten and had to conitnue drinking until the bell rang...good luck

The Long Rooste
09-01-03, 23:36
Viajero Tropico thanks for you info. Just got back and here is my take on the club scene in Guatemala. I had fun but it is pricey down there. I believe Guatemala has the highest GDP in Central American and there is a reason for all these girls from other countries working there. That being said I had a blast.

First night I went to Caprichos. Nice thick Salvadorian was dancing naked on the small stage. It was Friday night and in Guatemala the end of the month is also payday so the guys outnumbered the girls in there about three or four to one. Caprichos is a small place and it was crowded and the dudes in there were getting tore up. I heard glass breaking four or five times while I was in there but there wasn't any bad vibes, just dudes partying hard.
The music in there was too loud for my taste so I went on a stroll to see if I could find an available girl. I was surprised to see the Salvadorian unaccompanied and to make a long story short I bought her out for the night. I've been in Asia for years and I really missed the fine Latinas with those thick bodies. Nice girl, nice time. She was dropping hints about being free on Sunday but I didn't want to settle down yet.

It seems that all these clubs are closed on Sunday due to liquor licensing laws so if you are there over the weekend make sure you make an arrangement with a girl to go somewhere on Sunday. If anyone here knows of other options for a new guy arriving on a Sunday please post it.

Next night I hit Platinum. I prefer this club as there are more girls and it is not as crowded. They look good in their cowgirl outfits. A Nicaraguan named Sharon hemmed me up from the beginning. She is 31 and her face was not as pretty as the other girls I had my eye on but once she started wiggling that thick rear in my face I decided to take her out for three hours. The price for three hours was the same at Platinum as I paid for the whole night at Caprichos (both times was around or after 11 pm).

Once Sharon left it was after 1 AM and it was time to find someone to spend the night. I went to LeClub. This was the biggest club so far. I had a cramped seat by the stage when I caught the eye of a fine looking Guatemalan. Nice young face, dirty blond hair. We went to a booth and then it was time for her to dance. She came out in a schoolgirl outfit and had a fine body. I had to buy her out for the night.

We went back by the Holiday Inn and she wanted to go to a disco. There is a hip-hop bar on the opposite corner from the hotel down some stairs. It wasn't my scene. The girl said she wanted to see her cousin and wanted me to wait for her. I waited for about fifteen minutes but once all the kids in there started singing along to the chorus of "back off ***** back off" it was time to leave. Once I'm out the door here comes my girl. We go to a salsa bar right across from the hotel. Once I get a beer she tells me she wants to go buy some drugs. I ask if she wants some weed but she wanted coke. She asks if she could go off to score and I said all right. I wait for a few minutes then came to my senses and left.

It would have been great sex but she was a full on party girl and I think with some coke in her she would have wanted to stay out all night and meet some strange people.
Poorer but wiser I went to my room. It was Sunday morning already and I wanted someone to be with that day. Sharon was dropping hints about Sunday so I decided to go back to Platinum and wait for closing time.

Sharon was happy I came back and we partied until closing at 6 AM. Sharon and her friends talked me into going to the beach with them. Once of the girl's husband drove up in a pick up truck and we went to one of the northern zones to pick up the family. I get about an hours sleep in the back on the two-hour ride to Puerto San Jose. Partied, body surfed, and got a hot room for 20Q to make some love. We left around 6 PM and about a half hour into the drive a thunderstorm hit. Cold and soaking wet I make it back to my room about 9 PM.

I guess if you are looking for the girlfriend experience go for a girl from the other countries. They don’t get taken out much and would be happy to do something like go to Antigua with you. If you treat them nice then you should be good to go. As for the Guatemalan I wish I knew her name to warn anyone from buying her out for the night. Make no mistake she should be great to get for an hour or two.

Last advice is get to the airport early. The line for Immigration was very long and a lot of people were begging to cut the line because their flights were leaving. At a minimum I would get to the airport two hours prior.

Prokofiev
09-19-03, 19:43
Rooste and Tropical,

These posts were informative, but you don't say what you paid. Only that it "is pricey". Or that one thing costs as much as something else. Huh? Help us out and tell us what you paid. How much are drinks? Girl drinks? Is there a salida charge? How much to each girl? Info please . . .

-P

ViajeroTropico
09-20-03, 14:42
Prok...

Sorry to dissapoint you, but there are many reports about Caprichos, prices, etc., from mine and others reports...it seems redudant everytime a club is mentioned to say what the price is. I was just answering the guy's question, where? at this hour.

But, to tell what it was the last time I was there: Capricho was 400 Q for a 1/2 hour, 600 Q for and hour...always in house.

The platinum did have a take out fee, I forgot what it was...maybe $60 US and the fee with the lady if you can get he to go out is personal...I recall ageeing to about $100 US, which seemed extremely high, but this chick was a cross between a Salvadoran mother and a Belgian father and was one of the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on anywhere...I just had to have a taste of it, regardless.

Marujas, I forget the various prices, but you can take them out of the club for $90 US. I have never done it, always did the deed in house...and they have a 1/2 hour and 1 hour price, which is really 1 wad shot and 2 wad shots....they are slightly higher than Caprichos....

So, hope this makes you happy, but really, you need to scroll back many reports and see all that there is to learn about these places...

Prokofiev
09-20-03, 19:34
Tropico,

Amigo, I'm not trying to flame anyone. I appreciate any and all info and I was actually refering to the post by Rooste, which is very detailed except for pricing. However, I HAVE read many of the other posts and I'm confused. One guy says the dollar goes a long way. Others say it is so expensive. Some guy gets laid 10 times for less than $150 and others pay $100 to $200 a pop. You quote 600Q an hour, someone else 300Q at the same place, Caprichos.

That's why prices are so important. Info is power. Once you know that a particular woman went out for $50, you will never pay $150 again. I can't believe any locals are paying $90-$200 a night. Those are US prices. A $60 salida in Central America? Hard to believe. The MP prices sound very good but does that include FS? HJ? Anything?

We all know there are high-end clubs and low-end clubs. Expensive girls and cheapies. And that everything is negociable. But also there is Gringo pricing and regular pricing. The girls will ask for the moon. And if you are a US businessman and can't speak Spanish you may end up paying whatever she asks. Some guys just don't care or are afraid to negociate. But if you give a report, please tell how much you paid and what you received. Knowing if a poster is fluent in Spanish or a provider speaks English is very useful info. And try to remember names and prices. After a while, a clear pattern emerges and it helps everyone out. That is the real power of the Forum. Knowing who to look for, who to avoid and what the going rate is . . .

Peace, -P

Alboroto
09-21-03, 16:50
Prokofiev,

I came across to your message by accident, since I am in El Salvador, and
could not believe what I have red. In essence, they are trying
to take your $$$ and run, in no way in our countries a "puta"
can charged that much, unless we are "suckers" and we let
them. If you have the time, you can spend a week-end here
in El Salvador and the time of your life for less $, also if
you private me at LAU5741@YAHOO.COM can give you a
lead in Guatemala and couple of my friends can give you
safe places where you can go and have a great time and
do not have to spend a fortune. Its hard to understand
why the want to take the "gringos" money. I tell you an
experience that I red on San Salvador's report, there is
this place in San Salvador in which the rates for a "gringo"
are much, repeat much higher than a salvadorean: Can
you believe that crop? Well, let me tell you, this place is
going nowhere, because, we all know and will not
patronized.

Let me know ...

Alboroto

Alboroto
09-22-03, 02:28
Prokofiev,

Read Ricker's report on San Salvador, El Salvador
dated 09/21/03. BTW, do live few blocks from
Fresh Kiss ...

Alboroto from El Salvador

Stallion03
09-24-03, 23:46
Hi,

I arrive in Guatemala City this weekend. I'm wondering about how safe it is to walk around zona 1. Are there many good SW's in the zona 1? I was also wondering about escorts(where to find them and how much to pay). I am starting a six month trip through central america so I look forward to posting my exploits as I go. I've been to Thailand, Malaysia, and Cambodia. I know it will be harder to find cheap sex in central america but I have heard the pie is better there so I think it is worth the effort.

One Great Man
10-03-03, 18:18
studplayer and stallion03:

I'm sorry I didn't come across your posts until after you already left.

My posts on my adventures in Zona Uno are listed on this board (7/01/02 9/21/02 12/06/02 1/16/03 and 1/17/03).

As I mentioned, Concordia Park was closed for renovation while I was there, which the "Rough Guide" stated was a good location for an inexpensive pickup point (if you can screen out the TVs).

I'd enjoy hearing about your experiences. I'm hoping to go back.

StudPlayer
10-04-03, 22:56
To This1GreatMan,

I will be returning to Guatemala City in the next week or so. Email me if you like at studplayer1@hotmail.com.

Member #1553
10-19-03, 08:02
Have ticket flexible for travel to Guatemala City and I can go there anytime until March. I am planning mid January, tentatively Jan 15-26, just waiting to see if anyone is going to be there between mid December-end of January and maybe I will be able to plan accordingly if someone wants to hook up. I speak above elementary spanish.

My main questions are on cheap budget hotels. Can anyone give me an opinion on Fortuna Royal, Hotel Ajau, Hotel Colonial, Chalet Suizo(mentioned numerous times), Spring hotel, and Concordia hotel. I would like to spend less than 30US a night and some of these hotels are real low budget and are in undesirable areas and are less than 20US a night. Prefer safe box, very girl friendly(even accepting sw's as guests), and halfway clean. I am not too concerned about safety though I hear zona 1 is dangerous but have been to Mexico City and can't imagine many places more dangerous than there walking at night and I practice the usual caution. I will appreciate any help and if good info, will share photos/info from some of my trips to other countries, DR, etc.

Is it reasonable to go to brothel(similar establishment) during day for quickie, and have an overnight/couple hours at night/ from someone, sw/pro/semi-pro for around 50US a day? Will try for amateurs as well and will visit normal bars/discos in better areas and flirt during day with whoever I can. Can I eat and drink for around 35US a day, only eat two modest meals and probably about 12 drinks daily? Please some help and can check out my postings in the Dom Rep(mainly under Boca Chica and see some of my photos as well under general info). Or can email me, just add hotmail to my user name. If you live there, are traveling there in a few months, or have some info I would really appreciate it. Thanks.

Member #4239
11-08-03, 19:34
Gentlemen,

I have spent my first full day in Guatemala City. First of all I´d like to sincerely thank all the posters for their useful information, making my short visit as productive as possible.

Here's my report:

The airport is nice and modern, the customs agents very friendly, banks available for changing money and the taxi to zona 1, hotel Chalet Suizo is 60 quetzales as previously mentioned.

The hotel is exactly as previously mentioned. The cost now is about 160 Q. which is just over 20 dollars. Very basic hotel, no TV, friendly day and night staff, "guest friendly". In my opinion it is kind of far from the action, at least the places that I have been going to. However, since I am only going to be here a short time, I didn't bother looking for another hotel.

I feel safe here, but EVERYBODY warns you about safety, so there must be some safety/security issues going on here. Different people warned me about not taking a cab off the street, they said most of the time everything will be okay, but once in a while the cab drivers will trick you and meet up with their "associates"and rob you of everything you got. So I am using the same cab driver here, his name is Leonel, charges 50 Q per hour, knows all the spots. The hotel called him for me. If I don´t lose his card, I will post his cell phone number in a future post.

I did not go to any of the touristy expensive places. Went to the two El Paso bars, Paisano bar, Twist bar and Country. They were all as mentioned in previous posts.

Here is how it works in the bars here. You go in, sit down, there are usually about 8 to 10 girls in these places. You order something to drink which will cost you around 20 to 25 Q.
Nobody will bother you, in fact the girls will all ignore you until you motion to one to come over. Their drinks will cost about the same or sometimes up to 40 Q. per drink. I always had only one drink, enough for introductions, but I wasn´t there to drink! All the girls live on the premise, they´ll take you to their room, the full service will cost anywhere between 50 Q per 30 minutes to 120 Q. per 30 minutes. 15 minute sessions are also available. I didn't bargain, I just paid what they asked for, it seemed reasonable. For those of you who stay here a while and get to know the system better, you may be able to go even lower.

ALL the girls that I met were from El Salvador, Honduras and Nicaragua. I banged four girls and none is a local girl so far! They were all without exception courteous and gave good service. I do not have any complaints. The bar Twist has extremely loud music, wear ear plugs before going in. PAISANO bar was my favorite, I would recommend it as a starting point. I think I went to the one on zona 11, but there are two more Paisanos in zona 12 (I may have the "zonas"confused, but your taxi driver should know, if he doesn´t, get rid of him).

At night, I went to zona 9 and picked up a Honduran girl SW, 23, about a 5, very polite, good service. 150 Q and I could have bargained down but didn't. The prices in the bars are so cheap and the quality is good, so I am not sure if there is any need to pick up SW's. I also went to my own neighborhood, zona 1, but we only saw a couple of transvestites so I can´t tell you too much about the street action in zone 1.

Unfortunately as my bad luck would have it, this weekend there are elections in Guatemala, my understanding is that the bars are closed since no drinking will be allowed. Anyways, I´ll try to find something to do and post later.

My overall impressions:

The city is very big, don't come here if you don't like big cities. The people are very friendly. The prices are very cheap, in fact possibly even cheaper than Honduras. Security is a concern, but if you have a trusted cabbie, you should be okay. There are many many sex workers in this city, most of whom are from other countries. They will give you good friendly service. Consider finding a hotel which is closer to the bars than Chalet Suizo. The exchange rate right now is about one dollar to 8 Quetzales.

I agree with the poster "Pacifico" that you don't need to go to all the gringo/touristy clubs to get good sex, but to each his own.
As "Chango" says, "tear it up".

Member #4239
11-09-03, 01:39
Today Saturday not much going on in terms of bars since tomorrow is general elections and no liqour consumption allowed tonight.
I went to a massage/sauna place called ¨tres monos sabios¨or something very similar to that. It is on the way to Antigua city, right on the interamerica highway going from Guatemala city to Antigua city. It is just past the town Mixco. 250 Q. will get you one hour of massage, BJ and FULL SERVICE. I tried them once on my way to Antigua and then again on the return. It´s an auto motel, you go in, pick the girl, then they take you to a nice room which has behind it a bathroom and a small sauna. The girls are about 5 to 6 mostly, they give very complete and friendly service. The sauna and bath however is behind the room, if you decide to use them, keep your pants/money in the line of sight which will be difficult to do. Hours are from 9 to 9. I had a Guatemalan girl on my way in and a Honduran on my way back.
On the exact same road, a couple of miles more towards Antigua is another place called Sirenas. It was closed today. My taxi driver said it´s more expensive than the one I mentioned above.
My taxi driver´s cell phone number is 4014775, his name is Leonel. He doesn´t speak much English, but he has been a taxi driver here for 26 years, so he knows a lot of places. I believe he also works outside Marriott hotel.
Twist bar is on 32 Calle, zona 3. Wear your ear plugs if you decide to check it out.
Antigua itself was nothing exciting for me, there are a lot of shops, etc if you want to go souvenir hunting but I wasn´t interested.
This is a huge city with all the traffic and pollution that come with a big city. It has a very well established sex trade which will take me a full two weeks stay just to be able to scratch the surface.
I will again say that in my opinion, hotel chalet suizo is kind of far from action. I hope one of the Guatemala experts here can suggest a nice hotel closer to bars Paisano, Country, etc.
Good luck and thanks again to all the previous posters. J.G.

One Great Man
11-10-03, 08:10
J.G.

You did the right thing by getting a taxi reference from the desk clerk at Chalet Suizo, and sticking with him for the trip.

I agree that Zona Uno is deserted and dead after dark. The only street action seems to be the TVs on Avenida Cinco.

Did you check out Concordia Park? It's only two blocks from Chalet Suizo, but it was boarded off and "under reconstruction" while I was there. I had been told it was a good pickup place in the early evening. It's a safe area (as police headquarters are on the northeast corner), and they don't give a shit about chasing SWs. I admit that seeing teenage cops with automatic weapons is a little disconcerting, but I felt totally safe at all times.

Batman
11-11-03, 06:02
Hotel Los Torres is in Zona 10 AT the intersection of La reforma and 13 Calle one half block in across from the Holiday Inn on 13th Calle best deal for the money in Guatemala City. Its near all the action of zone 9 and 10 and close to zone 12and 11 (near the airport)where those short time bars are off Roosevert or CA1.

Ngp477
11-13-03, 14:06
Thanks for all the info. I will be going to Gte City next Tuesday, the 19th if anyone else will be there, please send me a private message.

It sounds like Caprichos is the best for in service and Platinum is the best for take out.

Alot of other clubs are mentioned but by only one poster. Does anyone have recent info on the following?
Platinum
Escape
Gardens
Caprichos
Oasis
Perehas-disco
Mileniums
Caesars
Marujar
Twist
Paisano
Trebel
Country
Le Club
Men's Club
El Paso
Barranquito

Thanks for any updates.

As the following photo shows, I am taking my Viagra in preparation for the trip!

Tica Man
11-13-03, 18:14
I will be going to Guatemala City the first week of December, Should I stay in Zona 1 or Zona 10 as long as where the action is. Please advise the difference of the two Zonas, how far is one zona from the other. Also, most important, can someone please advise any local spots as I am sure price will be lower, any info would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

Tica Man
11-13-03, 18:54
Hello,

First of all, I would like to say thanks for all the great info here from all of you.

I will be going to Guatemala in December for thr first time. I have read many action spots mentioned but got a bit confused. Can somone please clarify the below :

Pick up bars - Perehes ( Zone 9 ) and Milleniums ( Zone 7 ), what are the addresses for both bars, are they regular girls or working girls, what's the cost. Any other pick up bars can be recommended.

Local joints - El Paso & Paisano, are they the type of bars or the exact name of the bars and what's the address of both places.

Any massage places you can recommend, what's the quality, price and address. Should I go to visit during the day or night.

Which Zone should I stay as I like to go to disco and pick up some local girls if that is available.

Thanks very much in advance.

Member #4239
11-14-03, 21:46
Hi This1greatman
I didn't check out the park that you mentioned. The only thing that caught my attention at walking distance from chalet suizo were the street venders and the shops where I had some tasty Choripan and Gauchitos(spelling may be off) for about 12 Q.
I agree with you in that during all my stay there I felt completely safe. I continue to highly recommend my cab driver. My last night, he came and picked my up at 4 AM sharp from the hotel to take to airport. Very good and reliable guy.

Ticaman
Paisano and El Paso are the names of the bars. If you get a chance to read the previous posts, you'll see that there is for instance a post with very detailed directions on how to get to El Paso. By the way, there are at least 3 Paisanos and at least 2 El Paso bars.

Have fun and stay safe. J.G.

Batman
11-14-03, 22:31
Hey Tica man you want to stay in ZONE 10 and all the bars the JG has mentioned bellow are close to each other in zone 11 two of them are on the same street ( Paisano and El Paso) one block apart. I wold stay out of zone 1 if I were you.


Ticaman
Paisano and El Paso are the names of the bars. If you get a chance to read the previous posts, you'll see that there is for instance a post with very detailed directions on how to get to El Paso. By the way, there are at least 3 Paisanos and at least 2 El Paso bars.

Have fun and stay safe. J.G.

Ngp477
11-19-03, 16:06
First night in Gte city.

Would rate it on par with Costa Rica!

Checked into Batman recommended hotel in zone 10, Los Torres. Day manager charged me $30 for a room, then said all he had left was one with the TV not working and right off the lobby, so it was very hard to sleep with all the noise from the phones ringing and people in the lobby. Night security guard did not mind if I brought a girl for the night, but said she would have to be out before 6 am when the day staff arrived. One guy from Chicago had negotiated a monthly rate of $330 for a room in the back($11 a night).


Am checking into the Holiday Inn for a special price of $65 plus 22 percent tax, a night for the next few days. They have pool, gym and 4 stars. Extra $20 if you check in a girl for toda noche. Tell them your fiancee is coming later, book a double room for the same price, and there will be no extra $20 charge when you bring a girl into your room later.

The girl scene is very good here. Many of the girls speak English some. Visited 4 clubs last night and ended up at Capprichios. Surprised that there are very few travelors here.


First was Platinum. There were about 15 dancer girls there dressed in black and white uniforms. They seemed aggressive and not nice, so I left after a trip to the bathroom. Average age of dancers were about 25.

Next the cab driver recommended Mens Club which was on the way to Cappricchios. Said the girls were younger, which is true. The girls dressed in street clothes, some in sexy dresses, others in average clothes. One girl was from California, named Desire, so she said, age 20. Overall the girls here were aggressive, but nice and doable. One girl hung on me and offered to do anal, sticking my finger in the area of the hole. Another girl unzipped my fly and carressed my penis. Many of the girls were a little chubby or flat chested, no one would rate above a 7.5 but they were fun to hang out with and not high pressure. Average age was 22. Price 400Q for half hour on premises. At 8 to $1 that is about $50.

The cab driver stopped at another club called Leon (Lion was on the front). 5 girls there, all skaggy.

Ended up at Capprichios! About 30 girls there, also found 7 Russian girls working there. Most of the girls were from Gte, but not short and fat like the girls you would see on the street, most were slim and rated 7-8. 2 black girls there, very attractive. Good strip shows also. I took a tall sexy 20 year old Russian girl in the back got a good hour session for $100. Should have paid $50 for the half hour session, did not use the whole session, but live and learn.

Russian girl was named Alexandra and said she learned English in Moscow at school. Had been working there 6 months and said she made enough money there to support herself, left Russia because she had family problems and was working there voluntarily. Said she had a Brazilian boyfriend but was not interested in marriage.

Will probably return to Capprichios or Mens Club.

About the weather, etc. it is cool and dry, alot like San Jose Costa Rica in many ways. Food on the street is cheap. On the other hand you can stay in more expensive hotels and spend more money.

Ngp477
11-20-03, 09:57
Day 2 in Gte City was spent at Cappriccios. Half hour rate is now 500Q or 63.33 $US and hour rate is $100 on premises. Take out is $200US or 1,500Q. Quite expensive for a third world country, but the girls are the top of the line.

For some reason I was interested in doing a black girl, since I had done a white Russian girl the night before. There were 2 good looking black girls there.

Did a slim black girl for 500Q on site, about an 8.5, but her attitude was not the best. BBW and 69 was the best part of the half hour. Mid way through the session I had lost interest in her and she got an attitude because I was no longer hard. I tried to tell her that she was the problem, not me. She was probably telling me not to come in her mouth, so I ended up unloading on her chest. Girl did not know any English and spoke too fast to understand, must have been a black Guatemalan.

I had earlier tried to do another girl at Capricchios, a tall slim 9.5 Naomi Campbell with a perfect body, but she tried to demand too many drinks from me. Her name started with an M like Milany. Demanded a $10 Tequila immediately at first conversation, but it got her to do a good bump and grind in the lounge area for starters. When I got her back to the 500Q room for a half hour session she again demanded another $10 Tequila. Even though she was almost perfect I was fed up with her demanding attitude and said sorry, then walked out of the room from her before starting the session and tried the other black girl who was about an 8.5. It seems the more your tongue hangs out for a girl the more they sense it and demand more ladys drinks or money.

Cab driver told me the SW are 300Q TLN. Drove past several on the way back from Capprichios but they were not appealing. Probably because I had already unloaded my wad. Many TVs, about half of the SWs.

Beggers outside clubs, one girl stood holding her infant in a blanket, I guess to arouse sympathy. Sorry I am not interested in sex with you, lady.


Not too much to do during the day, may visit Antigua tomorrow and see the sites.

Need a sweater at night.

Local girls not particularly friendly, met a hot 20 year old at a small jewelry store and made plans, but the store closed the afternoon and girl was not there at the time planned. Must have been my looks and personality and age. Either that or she did not know about pay for play, in otherwords I buy you dinner and you come to my room afterwards.

Batman
11-20-03, 22:33
Npaul, glad to see you liked Los Torres. Its a little spartan but its the best location for the money and its safe. Have fun in Antigua the best bar there is Mono Locos (near the central park)good food (big ass burritos)and lots of english spoken there.
Oh and your comment about the local girls not being very friendly is very true. there is a saying about Chapinas they will invite you to dinner but wont give you the address

Ngp477
11-20-03, 23:34
Sorry, Batman, I did not like the Torres and left after the first night due to the noise of being in the only room available off the lobby with no outside window and no TV. Thanks for the referral anyway. The price was only $30 including tax, and it was spartan. I was able to negotiate $65 at the Holiday Inn across the street and with the view, weight room and pool, plus free internet and amenities it was a better choice for my short trip. On a limited budget, though, with a different room it could have been better.
BTW do you also post under this name on AC2 message board? If so, hats off to you. You probably are more of a monger than I.
Did not make it to Antigua, will probably go to Mens Club tonight or try a SW for 300Q.
Still think that Gte is on par with San Jose, Costa Rica. Different location, about the same prices and distance to the beaches, alot more variety of girls from Russian to locals.

Hacke Beck
11-21-03, 19:08
Npaul,

For SW you should try the corners around CAFESA , your taxi driver will know the place.

Good Luck

Ngp477
11-22-03, 01:17
Day 3 in Gte City

Spent the day relaxing, using the gym and pool at Holiday Inn. Went to bed early for a nap, all tired out from past 2 days of sex workouts. Woke up about 1 am and called for my prior taxi driver.

Started out looking for SW in zone 9. There is one square block near Capprichios with a Shell gas station on the corner and a 24 hour restaurant next to it. The girls hang out on the street out front. Cab driver told me we were late for the action, as most of the good girls go by midnight. Half of the leftover action was TVs.
Decided the 300Q SW option was not very good option as only 2-3 SWs were left.

Asked the driver to take me to Mens Club.

On the way he passed Moulin Rouge and suggested I go in and take a look. (I think he received $ from the club for bringing me there and a portion of the take out fee also.) Alot of young girls, some in their 20s but alot were 18-20. TLN was first quoted to me at $200 a night. Several of them lined up and I inspected their boobs for quality and firmness. I agreed to $135 TLN for Candy, a sweet young girl from Honduras. Many of the girls there are under 18, so watch out. They borrow the cedulas (IDs) of an older girl and check into the hotel under the friends name.

Candy was dandy. Gave me a several hour workout. Lots of abdominal action. Ended up spurting into her mouth which caught her by surprise and she nearly jumped off the bed. Unfortunately she was a snorer, so I had to roll her onto her side when I wanted to sleep.

Did not have to pay the $20 fee to register her because when I checked into Holiday Inn I told them my girlfriend would be coming there later and we needed a double room, same price for the double room. Had I registered as a single guy only they would have charged me the extra $20 for security charges on my bill.

Batman
11-24-03, 19:17
Npaul I only have one screen name here and it is BATMAN. I think you would have liked Los torres if you would have had a regular room not the one off the common area. For me its not the hotel, its the location. Dont pay those girls at the Shell and around the corner more than 200q. Also you can try a secret little spot in zone 9 called the Gardens (Very close to the shell 2 blocks on the corner) it used to be good, have not been to guate in a year.
good luck

Alvaro Manzano
12-09-03, 16:02
Hi friends.

I was in Guate last week and I have to told you that some information posted in this forum is not exact.

First of all: be careful. Guatemala is a very dangerous city. Some people say they feel secure because there are a lot of cops in the streets and private securities. Don't be so confident. Even cops are dangerous. There are a lot of peoples using guns in Guatemala and it's very common that gangs try to rob the guys with the guns (indeed, they try to rob their guns), so, when you see a young man with a gun, stay away, you can be caught in the middle of a shooting.

One night I was near the CAFESA where, it's true, there are some nice sw. As I was wondering around came a police patrol, told me to put my hands up. They search me everything and took me 500 Q from my pockets. (surely they knew I was in an uneasy situation and won't tell anything what happened). They told me it was a fine for trying to be with hookers. They ask me if I had weapons, (because they said someone had told them that I had one gun) and I think that If I didn't pay them the 500 Q probably they will accuse me for having guns or drugs or something like that. Be careful.

So I went back to my hotel without my money and without sex.

Next day I tried the newspapers and I called PUCHIS (which is the same of LA SIESTA). Prices are 300 q for one hour, but each aditional hour it's only 100, so I asked for a girl for 3 hours. They told me they had 15 in their agency and that they would come in a van with a lot of them.

It was not true. Only two came and were, one 3 and the other 4 or 5 in aspect. But I couldn't say no, because they came with their gigolo who stayed strategically between the place where I was and the hotel. I have to payed in advance.

The woman was a fat young nicaraguan, a very nice and friendly person if you want to talk with her, but not very good in bed. for example she told me that she didn't like her job, she didn't like to be fucked by the ass, be touched or licked in her pussy, etc.
We did it twice and then I left her go, because I wasn't in the mood for more. Her name is Cherry, but remember nice girl to talk with, but not very sexy.

A friend of mine had a problem in Caprichos, because he asked a girl how much, and it was too much. So when he refused the girl called a guard and they threw him to the street. They didn't hit him, but it was a very bad experience anyway.

Then I tried OASIS because there were some interesting posts about a woman there Flor de María.

I found her. He asked me 400 Q but we agreed in 200 for one hour or more.

The place was nasty. All over it there was a smell of shit, and everything was dirty.

The woman is nasty too. Don't believe in posts that say that she is very good in bed. She had only one condom so she said: you can come once in my pussy with the condom and one in my mouth. Her flesh was very flaccid and she had something in her lips. I think she had dry lips because she was constantly passing her tongue tongue in his lips, not in a sexy manner, but like an old woman. It was disgusting.

She was in a hurry to make me come. I came and was not interested in more

Stay away from Flor de Maria and for the other hookers there.

So, be careful, there are good women in guate but it could be dangerous. Not even try zone one. it's DDD (dirty, dangerous and dark. )

I forgot. Holiday inn didn't charge me anything for the woman. I think I was very luck that when I entered whit her I did it naturally.

Good by

Ricker
12-10-03, 19:55
Just to throw in my 2 cents here ...

I read in the last post that ALVARO MANZANO had a buddy that was booted out of Caprichos because he didn't like a price a chica gave him. I've been going to Caprichos for years ... they are very cool in there ... the owner is a nice guy ... the door / security guards outside, the bartenders, the waiters and the managers inside ... everyone.

I highly doubt that someone got booted out of Caprichos just for refusing to pay a girls's asking price.
There's always two sides to every story.
First of all ... I've never seen or heard of anyone getting kicked out of Caprichos ... and if they did ... I can assure you it was for more than refusing a girls's asking price ....

ALVARO, I think your buddy isn't giving you the full story on his "getting booted out of Caprichos". As a matter of fact, the more I think about it the more ridiculous it sounds.

Caprichos is not a place guys have to be afraid to go to ... matter of fact, it's one of the nicest around with some of the highest quality chicas ... even though the prices are higher than other clubs nearby.

My favorite now is a new one that just opened ... the Moulon Rouge ... near the Men's Club.

Suerte!

ViajeroTropico
12-15-03, 04:52
I agree, no one, but no one got booted from Caprichos just for refusing to pay a price; he had to be beligerant, rude, loud-mouthed, drunk, fighting, or just down right a jerk to get booted out of there. I agree with Ricker. Going down to Guate the week of Jan 5th, will have to check out the Moulan Rouge;

Ricker, specifically, can you tell me where it is?

gracias, viajero

Ricker
12-15-03, 21:12
Hey Viajero,

Moulon Rouge is one block up from the Men's Club toward's the main street ... you'll see the muchacho parking cars.
If you need more detailed directions let me know.

Also a brand new(er) club just opened, right behind Caprichos ... called GAROTAS. Walk out of Caprichos ... go left about 10 yards and take that first left on the main street ... one block down to the left is Garotas.
Some of my old amigos that have worked in other clubs are working here now (i.e. doormen, security, waiters, etc.).
Went in for a quick looksie and saw some talent.
I'll check it out again after XMAS ... I'm off to Colombia FOR 3 WEEKS!!!

Suerte!

Alvaro Manzano
12-23-03, 16:26
dear friends.

excuse me if my late post lead to confusion to anyone. when i wrote it i was very angry to what had happened to me in guate.

then i spoke with my friend again (the one booted from caprichos). indeed he had drunk alcohol. he said he was not drunk but very happy, and perhaps he shouted out or made something else that made the others get angry.

besides you have to keep in mind one extra detail. my friend is an argentinian, and you know, first of all argentinians are not very loved for the people all over the world (and specially in centroamerica), and second argentinians are very expressive in their feelings (they speek loud, shout and are pulling each everybody's leg all the time).
but, be sure that i didn't exagerate any of the other things that happened to me.

merry chistmass

JP Kid
12-24-03, 14:41
Wassup everyone,

Big Thanks to Viajero Tropico, J.G., This1GreatMan, etc. for the 411. This is going to be VERY useful next time I go to Guate. Anyways, I'm a 1st time poster BUT a longtime reader. I'm looking for a special kind of women. Does anyone have any info on a LARGE BREASTED, BIG ASS, Guatamalan Mami? I'll be going to Guate soon & I'm wondering if I should pre-arrange everything 1st &/OR just take a ride around to see who I can find?

Holla Back!

A Toda Maquina
12-24-03, 18:22
Hey JP, that sounds like my kinda gal too ! If you cant find one in Guatemala , just go south about 3 hrs to San Salvador and you'll find lots of big booties & milkers there!

Good luck, Chango

JP Kid
12-24-03, 20:34
Thanks for the FYI Chango. Are you from San Salvador?

JP Kid
12-28-03, 01:18
Guatemala! Holla!

Stand Up!

Photo Time
12-31-03, 04:29
Here's a nice list/break-down of Guatelmala City that has been compiled over the past years; I have gone here a few times over the years. Some of it may be a year or two old, but I hope it helps (in a concise manner):

Below is my list of monger places in Guatemala City. It should be noted that monger places change by the hour, day, season, and holidays, especially in Latin America. In GC, the names of the smaller places have changed, but not their address based on my earlier visits in mid-1980s and early 1990s. So, please note that this list is probably not 100 percent accurate today.

The monger places are mostly in Zone 9 and in nearby Zone 10. Zone 4 also has places that I recommend. I have visited places in other zones, but they are generally not worth the effort unless one has a lot of time on one's hands. Zone 1 can be dangerous, but I would chance it more than Panama City's Central Avenue near the old Ancon Inn and certain streets of downtown San Jose. I have not visited Zone 2 and others. Monger places used to advertise in the classified section of the Prensa Libre, a daily newspaper. But, in 2000 they stopped and a new weekly newspaper, with obvious fleshy photos and words like sexo on the front and back, came out with a few ads of monger places and escorts.

Prices and other data were for 1999 and 2000 when (Q = quetzal) Q7.25 = $1 in spring 1999 and went up to $7.7 = $1 in 2000. Beer price rose by three quetzales from 1999 to 2000. I heard that Guatemala now uses the US dollars as its currency, starting in 2001.

Other mongers in late 2000 and 2001 cited prices for girls in the better clubs at $40 for short-time, $80 for three hours take-out, and $150 for all night take-out. Price can vary from girl to girl, place to place, before 10pm versus closing time.

***** = highly recommended, *** = recommended, [no star] = not recommended, 'u = unknown.

Street address. For example, the cross street is 13th Calle in the address, 5th Ave #13-69. An address of 12 Calle "A", 3-38, Zone 1 indicates that Calle A is a side street running parallel to 12th Calle.

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ZONE 9:

**** Capricho, 5th Ave #13-69, Zone 9, 8p - 1a, Q30/beer, 20 girls. Locals call it the best monger nightclub. Has occasional shows. Attracts well-to-do local men.

**** The Men's Club, 3rd Ave (next to 10-37), Zone 9, Q22/beer, 20 girls, crowded with upper-class locals, casa looks like a nightclub.

*** Platinum Club, 5th Calle 2-37, Zone 9, Q22/beer, 20 girls, 7pm-1:30am, Q275/half hour, middle-class local and foreign patrons. Strip club, waiters forget to return with the customer's change.

** Paradise (formerly Cesar), 5th Ave 3-85, Zone 9, Q22/beer, occasional show, Q250/half hour, Q1010/take-out, 15 girls, crowded with local patrons.

** Extasis, 5th Ave 3-18, Zone 9, Q22/beer, 10 girls, club-casa, two floors/two bars, occasional show.

** Le Jardin, 12th Calle between 6th Ave and 6th Ave A, Zone 9, Q22/beer, 10 girls, Q250/half hour, 7pm-1am, good casa.

Caribe, 3rd Calle 4-69, Zone 9, Q20/beer, rundown smelly casa, 6 girls, afternoon.

Lady Rose, Ave Castellana 9-39, Zone 9, afternoon - midnight, Q20/beer, 5 girls. Price list: Q100/15 minutes to Q300/60 minutes. A small casa with pleasant unobstrusive ladies. Located on a busy street without any sign in front naming the place.

Casablanca (formerly Obession), 2nd Ave #11-28, Zone 9, 2p - 1a, Q20/beer, 5 girls, Q260/30 minutes. A large clean casa with several waiting rooms. One room had an adjoining bathroom for showering (did I give myself away on what I did?).

** Venus, 2nd Ave #11-10, Zone 9, 6p - 1a, Q20/beer, 6 girls. Next door to Obession. A small well-furbished club with plants and wood decor.

** Cats, 2nd Calle #5-27, Zone 9, Q20/beer, 6p - 1a, Sun - Sun, 10 girls, casa. My idea of a retirement home - fireplace, swimming pool with built-in bar and stools underwater, and 50-inch television.

'u. Bamboo Club, Zone 9. ["rschil" listed this place, but did not give its address or a description.]

'u. Ave's 1A & 2A, Calles 10A and 11, Zone 9. ["rschil" listed this street area for street action.]

ZONE 10:

**** Elite VI (formerly Josephine), 4th Ave #16-20, Zone 10, (502) 366-8352/3, 8p-2a, Q100/admission and two drinks, Monday and Saturday option of Q150/open bar. Large, classy nightclub with strip shows.

* Jardin de Venus, Blvd Los Proceres (or 18th Calle) 21-55, Zone 10, Q22/beer, 10 girls, striptease club, 4pm-1am.

* Queens, 11th Calle #60 (near Avenida Reforma), Zone 10, Q20/beer, 8 girls, 7p-1a. A small club-casa that looks humble waiting at the door to get in, but the decor gets better once inside.

* Princess (also advertised as Paris), 4th Ave #4-19, Zone 10, Q20/beer, 3p - 1a, 15 girls. A casa-club, a little rundown, humidity problem.

Delfin, Ave Reform #3-53, Zone 10, 3 girls. A casa with spacious, clean, nicely-furbished waiting rooms.

ZONE 4:

*** Oro Solido, 6th Ave, Zone 4, two blocks away from Ramada Conquistador Hotel, Q22/beer, 25 girls, two-level stage for striptease, good shows, -1am.

Baron Rojo. Closed in 1998, due to a fire.

**** Le Club, Zone 4, around the corner from Oro Solido, one block from the Conquistador Hotel, Q25/beer, two-level seating, big-screen hard-core flick, 25 girls, crowded, -1am.

* Borders, a block from Le Club, 15 girls who charged much less than Oro Solido and Le Club. Short-time hotel located across the street.

Titanium Club, 6th Ave, Zone 4, block from Oro Solido towards zone 9, 6 girls, low-class casa, night.

747 Club, down an alley and around the corner from Titanium Club, 6 girls, low-class casa, night.

*** International Flamingo (formerly Pink Lady), 7th Ave 7-07, Zone 4, basement, Q22/beer, 6 girls, striptease club, -1pm.

ZONE 1:

* Beatriz Club, 11th Ave 5-47, Zone 1, across from Hotel Leon, Q15/beer, 15 girls, Q205/half hour, room with private shower, 4pm-1:30am, 15 girls, a casa.

Sweet Lady, 12th Calle 9-57, Zone 1, Q20/beer, 8 girls, rundown smelly nightclub, local working class patrons, 4pm-1am.

Majestic Club, 1st Ave 14-41, Zone 1, Q20/beer, rundown smelly cathouse, local working class patrons, 7-8 young slow-witted girls, 4pm-1am.

Millenium House, 3rd Ave 4-04 in Zone 1, Q15/beer, 5 fat girls.

'u. 12th & 13th Ave at Diagonal 9, Zone 1, close to Cerro Del Carmen, oldest church in Guatemala. ["rschil" listed this street for street action.]

'u. "The Railroad Tracks", Zone 1, a line of rooms with a cot and a *****, US$3. ["rschil" listed this street for street action.]

'u. Ave 10-10 1/2, 1st Calle, Zone 1. ["rschil" listed this street for street action.]

'u. Along 9th Calle between Ave's 19-24. ["rschil" listed this street for street action.]

ZONE 19:

* Bar Hollywood, 7th Ave, near Calz. San Juan, Zone 19, Q15/liter of beer, disco dance club, local young patrons, 7 girls weekday.

Coco Loco, 7th Ave, near Calz. San Juan, Zone 19, Q19/liter of beer and Q10/beer, roomy grubby casa, 15 girls weekday.

ZONE 13:

*** Casa Maruchas, at end of Ave of Americas turn right, Zone 13, Q25/beer, 15 girls, Q520/60 minutes, and Q1,500/day. Casa, looks like a ranch-style house in a suburban neighborhood. The giveaway is the number of cars parked in front.

'u. "Bar Club Social", 23 Calle 15-14, Zone 13. [Bob reported this place in late 2000 and called it a really nice home-style brothel. From his description, my guess this was Casa Maruchas.]

ZONE 7:

Las Flores, Zone 7 (?), 4 girls, a casa that has seen better days.

ZONE 8:

'u. Elite V, Boulevar Liberacion 19-07, Zone 8, 472-0836. ["viajador" got this name and address off of a brochure at its sister club, Josephine, in Zone 10.]

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Hotels:

Zone 10 hotel:

Holiday Inn. [I believe that there is no problem bringing in an overnight guest.]

Apartments in zona 10 for $40USD a day. ["viajador" recommended asking Sean, an expat Canadian and owner of Cheers Bar (12th Av one half block East of Av de la Reforma), who rents apartments. Maybe the internet has a phone number for the bar.]

Zone 9 hotel:

"Hotel Residencia del Sol", 3 Calle 6-50, Zona 9, 502-360-4833, Fax: 360-4783, delsol@intelnet.net.gt In late 2000, a single room was US$46.00 plus about 20 percent. It did not have a security box for an individual guest.

Zone 4 hotel:

Conquistador Ramada Hotel, Via 5, 4-68, Zona 4, 502-331-222, www.cr.centramerica.com, ramadaconquirsv@gua.gbm.net This hotel is located in zone 4 and is about six blocks north of Residencia del Sol. The area is semi-commercial. Ramada also never responded to my e-mails. I phoned and it gave me its special Friday and Saturday rate of $50 plus about 20 percent. Then a week before I was to go to Guatemala City, Ramada telephoned me to say that it was overbooked. You can also called the Ramada 800 number to make a reservation, but the rate was higher. I do not know if it is guest-friendly.

Zone 1 hotel:

Apart-hotel Sanmari, 12th Calle A 3-38, 502-253-1474, www.auik.guate.com/alfonso, $33 including tax. Quoted $3 for use of the room safe, but I used it without paying. Easy to do, if you know how to set up the combination. The only real drawback with this second hotel was its location -- about 9pm-12pm, the corners on 4th Ave. are occupied with transvestites, who were not aggressive if one does not get close or approach them.

For an internet list of Guatemala hotels, try: www.tradepoint.org.gt,
www.inguat.net/ingues/rthotels.html, www.cropsoil.uga.edu/trop-ag/hoteles.htm

JP Kid
01-01-04, 20:45
Photo Time,

This is what I'm talking about, Holla!

Just as a side note, I went to GC in January 2002 & stayed at the Inter-Continental hotel in zona 10. I thought it was great. I paid 90/ night (22% tax included) & I had girls coming to my room with no problem. It all depends on how they look upon enetering the hotel. Some women had to show ID, some didn't.

I think "Marujas" is way over priced and some of the women think they got the bomb. I would NEVER go back there, unless I'm desparate. I guess each girl charges differently. I'm going in March, and will try the phone # for the taxi mentioned in previous posts (Leonel).

Been to Josephine's and it's good BUT I don't like paying the admission AND when I went there a bunch of Military guys came in & busted balls. I managed to "slip away".

I prefer the street action. Prime time seems to be after 6 or 7 pm (based on previous posts) in zona 1. Yes, I'll stay away from the TV's.

Happy New Year Guates!

Super David
01-06-04, 02:35
I will be in Guatemala from the 14th to the 17th.

I need to buy vitamin V. Can anyone help?

Muffdiver21
01-28-04, 01:27
I made it to Guatemala, Will be here for a month. Anyone have any questions or info let me know. 1-27-04

Tasty1
01-28-04, 07:16
Muffdiver:

I am heading there in four weeks. Any specific info you can post to help out will be appreciated.

Noguera
01-28-04, 19:09
I have heard about a new club just around the corner from Caprichos, it is called Garotas.

Can someone give us an update on this new club?

Muffdiver21
01-29-04, 19:41
Well I certainly Mongered last night. Started out at Le Club,which is directly behind the Ramada Hotel in Zona 4. If you are on 7 Avenida and see a Taco Bell you turn right coming from Zona 1 or left if your coming from Zona 10.

It was very good all leather seats many TV´s and girls. They wanted 500 Q for 45 minutes and 1500 for take out. Charged 35 Q for a beer.

Next went to Capricho´s, I agree this is a very good place. Had albino looking Russian women that they wanted 3000 Q for take out as opposed to 1500 Q for the Central American girls.

Then went to Garotas which is on the street right behind Capricho´s, very close, going back towards Zona 10. Did not find any ladies that interesting.

Next went to Paradise nightclub, a club near Plazuela Espana on 12 calle between 7 Avenida and 5th Avenida. Nice atmosphere but the girls were not great.

The last place I stopped was a club Near the Holiday Inn, called Queens on 1 avenida and 11 calle, its about 2 blocks from the Holiday Inn on Avenida 1, which is one way, so its better to walk it.
Picked up some 19 year old girl,very pretty and took her back to my hotel for 1000 Q, They only wanted 260 Q for a half hour on site which is great considering how nice the area around Zona 10 is.
I like the younger girls as opposed to the professional hookers who have been in the business a long time, usually avoid the ones like the beautiful Russian girls who are relentlessly being screwed because they are in such demand.

ViajeroTropico
02-01-04, 02:05
I went to Garota's about 3 weeks ago; nothing fancy, looks like they are trying to duplicate Capricho's, but as of yet don't have the women with which to do it. Keep posted; it may change.

Muffdiver21
02-02-04, 17:16
Went to Hooters Guatemala last night to watch the Super Bowl,was very crowded. To bad you could not purchase your waitress because I saw a few hoties. Also found Club Elite 6 and the Men´s club, but did not go in. Saving for a future mongering night.

The Elite 6, formally Josephine´s in zona 10 looks very good from the outside.

JP Kid
02-03-04, 04:38
MD21,

See previous post on Josephine's.

Richard VII
02-15-04, 08:58
I visited Guatemala City three times last year on business with my boss and would like to share our experiences on one trip with the local hookers.

We stayed at the Intercontinental. My boss invited us up to the concierge floor and at some point in the evening he and his partner decided to get some hookers. The partner had a phone number which he called but didn't seem to get what he wanted. My boss indicated through sign language to the waiter what he was looking for. The guy was not much of a waiter but responded very quickly to this request. It was quickly communicated the ladies would be downstairs at the bar shortly.

We all went down to the bar and two reasonaball attractive women showed up. My boss and his partner attempted to make conversation for awhile, why I don't know. After some time my coworker and I got tired of the show and went to his room to try to get on the Internet. This was a major ordeal; several calls to the front desk didn't help. (Later trips the Internet worked fine.) Finally we gave up and I was leaving to go to my room.

Just at this time a woman shows up, apparently supplied for my coworker by the boss. She had an OK body but was a little sketchy looking. My coworker had a hot girlfriend at home and was always talking about his high standards, so he declined.

I got on the elevator with her and gave her $20 for her trouble. (I wondered later whether she was prepaid, but knowing my boss, I seriously doubt it.) I hoped that my boss would have been thinking of me also and hopefully a better-looking woman would show up at my room.

I waited about 15 minutes but no luck. I was really horniy, so I wnet downstairs and the sketchy hookier was still there, talking to the guys out front. I invited her up.

She said she needed $60 so I gave her another $40 and we did our business. I was probably overcharged, I'll admit, but I didn't feel like haggling.

So nobody at the Intercontinental seems to care if you bring hookers in, and if you ask the right guy he might be able to set you up.

We are going back this week and will probably try some of the places recommended, with reports to follw.

JP Kid
02-20-04, 03:51
RVII,

Since your a 1st timer, see previous posts. Guatemala is GREAT place!

Becareful though, there's some sort of sickness going around. AND it can be dangerous. If u go out at night. Don't take a cab that's marked with the hotels name on it.

Tasty1
02-29-04, 22:12
Was in G city a few days back. Did not feel like going to any of the clubs. Looked in the newspaper in classified section. Under Masaje (massage) section. More than one agency listed. All spoke Spanish only so I could not communicate. Finally one put me on hold and connected me to a mamasan who spoke English. Here are facts.

Her name is Linda and she is originally from Houndras. Her local cell number is 416-1821. It is answered by her MOST of the time but not always. So be patient. All her girls (28 of them) speak Spanish only. She will bring them to your hotel and pick them up. Hourly rate is 300 Q (about 40 US$) and if you keep the person for more than three hours you can negotiate. May be get one extra hour free. You should have your own protection.

I tried two on two different dates. Both were clean, charming and wanting to please. Language was a problem. Linda (mamasan) met me in the hotel lobby and had drinks with me and her girls til I said I liked the girl. Hotel Tikal Futura in G City is not girl friendly. First day girl had no ID and they insisted "no ID no guest" I bribed security guard and it was ok. Next night with another girl, I sent the girl with other busload tourist in the elevator and met her a minute later. No ID issue was raised.

If you want to negotiate with a girl you must speak Spanish. The second girl (Emily) gave me her cell number. It is 494-2884. She receives 50% from Linda, so you can pay Emily 200 Q per hour and both of you are ahead.

Good luck

JP Kid
03-22-04, 04:24
WTF Guatemala!!! STAND UP!

Zork
03-22-04, 22:52
Here's a report about a somewhat suicidal mission in Zona 1 of Guatemala city.

I noticed a remark in an old backpacker guide that "there is a red light district around the old train station in Zona 1". I stayed in Hotel San Martin (7 US$, 16 C 7-65) and scouted the area. The area definitely has to be rated "not safe".

Nearby 18 Calle is lively enough to walk with some degree of confidence, and there's a good range of restaurants on 18 C between 7 and 9 Av.

After an early dinner I proceeded to walk the area between 16/18 Calle and 7/10 Avenida.

Found a row of several nightclubs on 16 C between 9 and 10 Av.
Walked into one, named "Las Vegas", that had an armed guard at the door.

What a sad show!!
Local lower-class men, slowly and silently drinking their beers, outnumbering girls by ten to one.

For a lady drink (20 Q/3 US$) you get the privilege of sitting next
to a girl, chatting and touching her a little bit.
To take her out, bar fine is a ridiculously high 700 Q/100 US$ for girls that certainly appeared like they are good in bed, but looks were 4-6 at maximum.
I left after two beers and one lady drink. It was 9 pm.

The I found some street walkers on 16 C on the block just north of 9 Av. Asking price was 75 Q/10 US$. Ended up paying slightly more for a nice session including BJ and teaching her the term "69" which she had never heard of (well, to preserve my health I just fingered her, but her pussy looked nice and clean).

Hotel San Martin is safe but not guest-friendly, but there are several short-time hotels for 15 Q on the same block.

JP Kid
03-24-04, 05:15
Yeah Z, this is what I'm talking about!

C'MON GUATEMALA!!!! HOLLA!

I can't wait to go back!

Hacke Beck
03-24-04, 19:24
Last night I went to Caprichos , it is definitely the best place in Guatemala. There is another club behind caprichos, nice place also, but not to many girls. average 6-8.

Today I will serch for new places.

Keep you informed.

Hacke Beck
03-25-04, 19:16
The name of the New Club near Caprichos is Garotas. You can check it out if you don t find what you want in Caprichos.

Jube
03-30-04, 04:06
I haven't been in Guatemala in years. Can anyone tell me if Paradise and Gardens are still open?

Thanks.

Eric7
03-30-04, 18:26
Wow....I signed on today, wanting to ask the same question!
Wanted to see if anyone has been to Paradise (formely cesars) lately?
I always thought highly of the place, not the most elegant, but very satisfying. Clean and always good service,and very reasonable prices, not a rip-off place like some in Guatemala City.
Please give an update if possible.

eric7

Eric7
04-23-04, 23:39
Just got back from Guatemala City. Was there for 4 nights,
and spent time at one place...in particular, Paraidse.
It is still located in Zona 9, but had moved from its previous address. It is located at #6-15 on Calle 12 in Zone 9. Between Avenida 6 and Avenida 7.
Found out 10-11 girls live in the house...it's very large, and others come in the evening from their homes, and return at closing. All total 15-20 are present to select from.
Had a sweet girl named Olga, from guatemala. Great personality,
very accomadating, and a real joy.
However.......my hat has to go off to a salvadoreana named Jennifer. HIGHLY recommended, not only because of her expertise, but her attitude is a flat out 10!! This girl simply loves sex, and is on the small side. Approx 5'2 115, and can menuever
herself in positions that have not yet been invented.! Long brown hair, morena (golden skin), and KNOWS how to fuck! Speaks english very well, which is a plus for me, but a great GFE...give her a request if you make it there, you won't be disappointed.
All fees with all girls were the same. 320Q for 1/2 hr. 640Q for an hour. I also thought the rooms were very clean.

Anyone let me know if yo go there, and let me know what you think.

eric7

Keith
04-29-04, 00:00
Back in Guatemala City for 48 hours. Tonight I plan to check out the recommendation from Eric7. Yesterday I felt compelled to stop by Club Oasis. It is kind of a dump, a few blocks past Chilis on Reforma. There is one woman there, Flor de Maria, who must be in her 30s and looks a little worn out, but she gives an awesome BBBJ CIM. She did not disappoint this time, including lots of licking, ball sucking and rimming. After a massage we went one more time around with me on top. I usually pay around 50 US plus a small tip.

Keith
04-30-04, 06:14
Just to confirm that Eric7 is right on the money about Paradise. The address is good enough for any taxi driver and it is quite close to the major hotels. I would rate it better and cheaper than Marujas, one of my normal hangouts. There are easily 15 or more women to choose from and the prices are as stated before. I had a nice session with Jennifer last night. She gave me one of the best covered BJs to completion that I can recall--sucking it all out of me. After a long massage we tried a number of positions with me finally coming doggy style. She is perfectly fluent in English, in her early 30s, and quite friendly. She only arrived a week ago from El Salvador. There are a lot of other younger nd prettier girls there who are worht sampling, too.

Eric7
04-30-04, 17:37
Keith

Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself at Paradise. I also found it to be very comfortable enviornment. I did try a couple of other girls, but found jennifer to be the most accomodating,not pushy, a really good sex. Some of the younger ones I tried had attititude prob and were not into it as much as Jennifer. Always seemed to be watching the clock...Jennifer was more interested in knowing that I was satisfied.

I should be back in Guatemala City again in May for a couple of days, and hope to see her again.

eric7

Eric7
05-06-04, 16:01
I will be heading back to Guat City next friday for a few days.
Will be checking out Paradise, and maybe another spot. Only going to be there about 48 hrs, so may just go back to Paradise and Jennifer, since I know it's a sure bet...will get back w/a report next week.

eric 7

Netog28
05-06-04, 21:32
If any one heading to Guatemala, please don't go to Samba Club or Samba Lux they have some serious problems with justice. The owner is accused to be the head guy of a kidnapping red or something like that.

Vladimir
05-11-04, 09:03
I enjoyed Paradise, but my favorite clubs were Le Club in Z4 and Moulin Rouge in Z9. I spent time with 11 ladies in 5 days and took lots of photos for long lasting memories.

If anyone needs a map of Guatemala City with clubs (18) and hotels (4) marked up, send me a PM and I'll get it out to you. I can't post it because it's too big.

Eric7
05-12-04, 03:45
Vladamir

Did you encounter any problems, resistence with photos
in the rooms with the chicas? I will be there for 48 hours
beginning this saturday...I know the frisk you for armor when entering most clubs, and hesitate bringing a digital camera with me, only to be told I can't bring it inside. How did you get around that? thanks....

eric7

Vladimir
05-14-04, 00:43
No problem at all with getting photos of the ladies once in the room.

Once they wanted to keep my camera up front at Platinum, but another time I got in without them finding. I have a very small and thin camera which is harder to find. Every nightclub gave me a very good patdown and it was found about 20% of the time, but only Platinum of the 18 places wanted to hold it.

Eric7
05-14-04, 04:35
Vladimir

Thanks for the update...well appreciated.

eric7

Richard VII
05-18-04, 07:17
Our trip to Guatemala City finally happened.

We walked around Zona Viva a bit after dinner and went by a couple bars. Valerie at Shakespeare's Pub was happy to give us a bit of local orientation but nothing really I didn't know from visiting here. She mentioned a Canadian friend of hers who owns Cheers, which I think is the Sean mentioned here previously. There seem to be a number of expat bar owners who are good for local information.

We got a cab to Paradise, based on recommendations here. Valerie mentioned Queens as being a cheap place but I didn't want to economize. Like probably everyplace else Paradise was dead on a Monday night so there were many girls to choose from. I took my time, while my coworker latched on to a very dirty girl right away. (Sorry I don't remember names here.)

I picked out a nice looking and slightly chunky woman (the way I like 'em, to tell you the truth) and we got busy. I had a great GFE without asking for it or paying anything extra- we paid 300Q, less than $40.

After we finished we asked to take a girl back to the hotel for our boss. We wanted two, one for his partner also, but we didn't have enough cash, and they wanted it all upfront. We settled on one for our boss, two hours back at the hotel for about $140.

Back at the Intercontinental they wouldn't let her upstairs. Now, I said in an earlier post they didn't seem to mind hookers, but those were obtained through Intercontinental employees. Obviously there is a racket here. My coworker went in a taxi with the girl to get her ID and I don't know how that panned out, since this is just after the fact.

Anyway this is a terrific value for your dollar. I willreport onother places if we domore trips.

Richard VII
05-21-04, 06:06
My coworker got a cab back to Paradise with the girl and got her ID, and went back to the Intercontinental. They let her in. Apparently IDs are a must for getting a woman into a hotel.

Super David
07-05-04, 23:36
Has anyone tried out Hooters?

Noguera
07-10-04, 00:43
I’m looking for a pretty good friend. Actually, she became a “really” good friend over the past couple of years! I last spoke with her on the phone on Christmas Day. The problem is that the three cell numbers I have for her in Guatemala City, none of them are her’s any longer. I would really like to contact her for her upcoming birthday. Have any of you guys come across her lately?

She is a tiny spinner (maybe 95-100 lbs), Nicaraguan, and dances under the name of either Jennifer, or sometimes Samantha. She is around 25, a morena, scratchy/gravelly voice, has been in Guatemala for the past couple of years, and most recently was working at Cats, Garotas, Caprichos and Platinio. She is cute and has a lot of personality. I have no idea what color her hair is these days, but it use to be that typical Nicaraguan reddish-brown, then reddish, and most recently kind of a dirty blond. I have included a picture but this is a couple of years old. You can see the killer “spinner” body, tight little tummy, but now that I look at her picture I have no idea where those lips came from? Wonderful “mouthful” size breasts, skinny legs, but a killer ass and gorgeous pussy. As a client-fuck she is pretty good, maybe a “7”. However, if you build a relationship with her over time, and she knows you are really a friend, then she becomes absolutely incredible in bed. I would give her a “10”, but she has to start fucking with her head to get her body this good in bed. She isn’t that great at blow-jobs but loves DATY and probably her favorite position is with her on top.

If you like spinners with great personalities, I highly recommend her to you. My only request for “pimping her out” to you guys is to please let me know if you have come across her; or, if you see her in the next several weeks please get her phone number for me. Gee … maybe I have a future as a “tout/pimp”!

Monaghan

Cpteasy
07-10-04, 14:31
Monaghan: What is a "spinner"? I've read that term several times and don't understand it. Thanks.

Noguera
07-10-04, 17:59
I noticed that I used the words "tiny" and "spinner" together and that is a bit redundant. A spinner is a small, tiny, woman. My understanding is that they are called spinners because when they are on top, facing you, then you can "spin" them around to face the other way without your having to come out of them!

Rabo Verde
07-10-04, 20:51
LOL SPINNER means a little bitty girl, you could grease her up, set her on top, wrap your belt around her a few times, and spin her like a top!

Noguera
07-11-04, 03:52
Over the past 24 hours 168 of you guys have looked at Jennifer's picture, and no one recognizes her? Come on guys, a little help here!

Noguera
08-02-04, 03:06
I guess I am a bit disappointed that 609 of you guys looked at Jennifer's picture, and no one recognizes her.

I finally found her over the weekend. She has been working at Platinio's for the past couple of months and has just moved over to Cats. She says she now has blonde hair and weighs around 110 lbs.

She's a great time if any of you want to find her. Let me know.

Netog28
08-13-04, 03:17
I was just recently in Guatemala City and meet Kathie thru a friend, she is great in bed and not only that, she really enjoy having sex. She will give you a nice strip tease show, a great bj, no anal but any position you think of it she will do it. She likes to be on top moves so good. She don't speak english she charge me $45 for two hours (don't know why she stay with me for two hours, It could it be because I knew her friend) but something I realize is that she won't mind staying all nite long for the right price, she is really frendly and don't look like she is on the bussines too. Well until I found out if I could post the number I guess you could PM me for the number.

Potro
09-04-04, 03:57
Hi guys,

Does someone know about the night club "Ilusiones" in Guatemala City? Where is it placed? How is it? And how are the girls there?

I expect for any info concerning this place.

I'm looking for a nica girl called BARBARA, who was working there, as I know.

Thanks

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Allanader04
09-11-04, 02:27
I was in Guatemal for a month visiting family. I was in a town called coban. There is a place called Titanic it is close to the cementery. Had made friends with the door men and ended up with the dancers for free in their apartments. Some do have apartments others sleep in the ols club across the street that the owner has. If you go there ask for Nadia. She is really good if she is not wasted.

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My Alias
09-24-04, 14:56
I guess some prostitutes from Guatemala City formed a football/soccer team, then got irate when the team was booted from a tournament. Here's the story, http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page//0,4057,10864110%5E13762,00.html

Shtupp
10-16-04, 21:21
boy this section´s dead. anyway, i decided to check out paradise after reading about it. the first thing i noticed was that the girls are pretty aggressive about getting you to buy them drinks (q50) and that there were about 15 chicas there, of which i would have done 5 of them.

i hooked up with a 22yo brunette named yamelita very friendly girl whose performance in the room was fairly bureaucratic. it started to annoy me when she began to say almost immediately "come for me baby". so of course i made sure i took my time -- this is a major pet peeve of mine when they try to rush you. cbj, very little dfk, various positions, on site for half hour q320.

would i repeat? not with her, but there are a few i wouldn't mind checking out there. afterwards, i walked over to caprichos but i had just arrived after the police had carted off all the girls to the station. i guess the management didn´t make their payment to the cops on time!

however, my favorite places in the city continue to be marujas (even though it´s pricey), caprichos, and le club.

Noguera
10-28-04, 23:58
I enjoyed Paradise, but my favorite clubs were Le Club in Z4 and Moulin Rouge in Z9. I spent time with 11 ladies in 5 days and took lots of photos for long lasting memories.

If anyone needs a map of Guatemala City with clubs (18) and hotels (4) marked up, send me a PM and I'll get it out to you. I can't post it because it's too big.

Hey Vlad

Is the offer for a Guatemala City map still open?

Could you either PM it to me here, or use my e-mail .... [Email Address deleted by Admin]
Thanks

Monaghan

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Hot To Cool
11-08-04, 05:22
To All,

Did anybody just see the documentary done on some show like "Impacto" on Univision or some other Spanish network about streetwalkers in Guatemala City? Anyway, one of them was quoted as saying 40 quetzales, or 4 USD for half an hour. Any forum members know what area that price can be found?

Hot To Cool

Batman
11-17-04, 17:26
Hot To Cool
Those prices can be found in zone 1 but its very dangerous. They also can be found off Roosevelt (zone 11)on the side streets about a kilometer past the turn off to the airport on the left hand side of roosevelt heading to Antigua. Again dangerous. If your not chapin (or packin and there is a good chance you will have to use it)not a wize place to be. Stick to the clubs in zone 10 and 9 IMHO.

Ferolga777
11-20-04, 07:46
[QUOTE=Hot To Cool]To All,

on some show like "Impacto" on Univision about streetwalkers in Guatemala City? Anyway, one of them was quoted as saying 40 quetzales, or 4 USD for half an hour.] [QUOTE]


The ladies going for 40 quetzales look rough and homely. But, if it rocks your boat, cheerio.

Keith
11-22-04, 01:29
Hi guys. Back in Guatemala City for a few days. Last night I immediately headed to Club Oasis for a session with Flor de Maria. Yes she is kind of old and skinny, but it was the best BBBJ, rimming, ball sucking, CIM of my life! Then I had about an hour long massage followed by one more go round. What can I say?

Hacke Beck
11-26-04, 15:00
Where is the club Oasis located? I will be in Guatemala in two weeks for 5 days .

Hacke Beck
12-06-04, 19:38
This forum is dead.

Come on, more info about Guatemala?

Solo25
12-16-04, 07:16
Where to go for the youngest girls?

ViajeroTropico
12-17-04, 19:52
Where is the club Oasis located? I will be in Guatemala in two weeks for 5 days .
It is down the street 2 blocks or so from the Princess hotel. If you walk out of the Princess, go right. Cross over to the other side of the street. Cross the next street (should be a bookstore and restaurant white buiding on your left). On the corner of the next block (or 1 more) is the Oasis. Is essentially a house, with a little white/blue sign up above. Have to go inside the little wall and knock on the door...that is Oasis..doesn't really open until evening...usually only 4 chicks or so in there..

Shtupp
01-07-05, 17:50
What the f@#$ is up with caprichos? I went there and hooked up with a nice chica (19 yo, morena clara - Maria Celeste) but the prices quoted were 600Q for 30 mins and 1000Q!!! for one hour. I took her in the back for a half hour, but boy, they are jacking up the prices there. Lots of cute girls, and quite a few Russian hoes as well. The girls do like to hit you up for drinks though. I think I'll have to stick to Paradise in the future. A lot less selection but the price is right.

Also, it looks like Marujas has closed down. I asked a taxi driver to take me there and he said they had a fire and it was closed. "Bullshit" said I and had him take me there and lo and behold, there was a "Se Vende" sign out front. Anyone out there know if they relocated somewhere else? I really liked that place and considered it the best in Guat City. Oh well.

lalo59
02-25-05, 18:11
I am thinking of a 9 day trip to Guate, Panama, Brazil or BA. I used to do 20/80 mongering to touring, now it will be the opposite!

I have been to all but Panama - but not for 10 years. I am looking for places like Help in Rio where there are discos where one can pickup a GFI (GFIllussion) and where occasionally one can pick up a girl. I am fluent in spanish, speak some Portueguese and am okay looking.

What do you folks think? Cost is not as much a factor as avoiding a long flight and avoiding crime. I got mugged in Rio.

I used to post on Cuba and Colombia boards.

Thanks, Lalo

Grand Pollo
03-04-05, 16:04
Where to go for the youngest girls?

Posts like this make you sound like a creep. You shuld specify what you mean by youngest or go elsewhere.

Hacke Beck
03-10-05, 21:36
Any new information on massage parlors in Guatemala City?

Noguera
03-12-05, 04:46
Can anyone tell me more information on Club Cats? I would like a detailed description of the club, the girls, its atmosphere, anything/everything. How about the dancers. Does the club have strippers or merely girls that go to the rooms. What are the prices? Has anyone been with one of the girls named Yani? She is a small spinner with blonde hair from Nicaragua.

I would love to learn more about the club and the girls. Anyone.

Noguera
03-21-05, 21:26
Can you guys honestly say that not one of you has been to Cats over the past month? No one? Yeow!

I want to hear more about this club and the spinner named Yanni.

Surely, someone can update me.

Khun Larry
03-24-05, 17:48
Posts like this make you sound like a creep. You shuld specify what you mean by youngest or go elsewhere.Everyone wants to be the boss.

Dafinestra
05-06-05, 00:19
Does anyone know of a young lady named Magdalena. She used to live in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico and moved back to Guatemala City. She is slender and very attractive with a very nice personality.

Anyone who knows about her I would be interested.

Illini333
05-09-05, 03:59
I going to Guatemala in a couple of weeks. Can some describe how the average Guatemalan female is in the early 20s. Im in my 20s and am planning on going to some of the discos and bars. Are they hard to talk to or are they easy. Can some just give me some tips and dos and not dos. I will be all over but mostly in Antigua and Guatemala City. Also some of the beach towns. You can PM me or just respond on this thread. Thanks

Got Time
05-19-05, 00:38
Does anyone know the age of consent in Guatemala? I'm looking for the hottest "just Legal" girls. Any places you would recommend?

Batman
05-19-05, 18:48
This thread is full of useful information on Guatemala. I have contributed to it in the past and keep an eye on this thread as I used to live in Guatemala.
You guys that are going to visit here should spend a little time reading the thread.

Here I Come
05-31-05, 07:12
Anyone know any Guat City escort websites?

Rocaluna
06-21-05, 23:25
Does anyone know the age of consent in Guatemala? I'm looking for the hottest "just Legal" girls. Any places you would recommend?Hi,

You can look it up here:

http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm

Until next.

Dodger Bulldog
07-24-05, 18:53
I found this comprehensive report from Photo Time, and it is exactly the kind of information that most of us are looking for.

However, it is now 2 1/2 years old. Can anyone provide updates, either to verify what is accurate, or to note any changes? How about adding any new clubs to the list?

Also, have prices changed much, or are these still in line?

All comments will be greatly appreciated, and I will be happy to post my experiences once I get settled in Guate.

DB


Here's a nice list/break-down of Guatelmala City that has been compiled over the past years; I have gone here a few times over the years. Some of it may be a year or two old, but I hope it helps (in a concise manner):

Below is my list of monger places in Guatemala City. It should be noted that monger places change by the hour, day, season, and holidays, especially in Latin America. In GC, the names of the smaller places have changed, but not their address based on my earlier visits in mid-1980s and early 1990s. So, please note that this list is probably not 100 percent accurate today.

The monger places are mostly in Zone 9 and in nearby Zone 10. Zone 4 also has places that I recommend. I have visited places in other zones, but they are generally not worth the effort unless one has a lot of time on one's hands. Zone 1 can be dangerous, but I would chance it more than Panama City's Central Avenue near the old Ancon Inn and certain streets of downtown San Jose. I have not visited Zone 2 and others. Monger places used to advertise in the classified section of the Prensa Libre, a daily newspaper. But, in 2000 they stopped and a new weekly newspaper, with obvious fleshy photos and words like sexo on the front and back, came out with a few ads of monger places and escorts.

Prices and other data were for 1999 and 2000 when (Q = quetzal) Q7.25 = $1 in spring 1999 and went up to $7.7 = $1 in 2000. Beer price rose by three quetzales from 1999 to 2000. I heard that Guatemala now uses the US dollars as its currency, starting in 2001.

Other mongers in late 2000 and 2001 cited prices for girls in the better clubs at $40 for short-time, $80 for three hours take-out, and $150 for all night take-out. Price can vary from girl to girl, place to place, before 10pm versus closing time.

***** = highly recommended, *** = recommended, [no star] = not recommended, 'u = unknown.

Street address. For example, the cross street is 13th Calle in the address, 5th Ave #13-69. An address of 12 Calle "A", 3-38, Zone 1 indicates that Calle A is a side street running parallel to 12th Calle.

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ZONE 9:

**** Capricho, 5th Ave #13-69, Zone 9, 8p - 1a, Q30/beer, 20 girls. Locals call it the best monger nightclub. Has occasional shows. Attracts well-to-do local men.

**** The Men's Club, 3rd Ave (next to 10-37), Zone 9, Q22/beer, 20 girls, crowded with upper-class locals, casa looks like a nightclub.

*** Platinum Club, 5th Calle 2-37, Zone 9, Q22/beer, 20 girls, 7pm-1:30am, Q275/half hour, middle-class local and foreign patrons. Strip club, waiters forget to return with the customer's change.

** Paradise (formerly Cesar), 5th Ave 3-85, Zone 9, Q22/beer, occasional show, Q250/half hour, Q1010/take-out, 15 girls, crowded with local patrons.

** Extasis, 5th Ave 3-18, Zone 9, Q22/beer, 10 girls, club-casa, two floors/two bars, occasional show.

** Le Jardin, 12th Calle between 6th Ave and 6th Ave A, Zone 9, Q22/beer, 10 girls, Q250/half hour, 7pm-1am, good casa.

Caribe, 3rd Calle 4-69, Zone 9, Q20/beer, rundown smelly casa, 6 girls, afternoon.

Lady Rose, Ave Castellana 9-39, Zone 9, afternoon - midnight, Q20/beer, 5 girls. Price list: Q100/15 minutes to Q300/60 minutes. A small casa with pleasant unobstrusive ladies. Located on a busy street without any sign in front naming the place.

Casablanca (formerly Obession), 2nd Ave #11-28, Zone 9, 2p - 1a, Q20/beer, 5 girls, Q260/30 minutes. A large clean casa with several waiting rooms. One room had an adjoining bathroom for showering (did I give myself away on what I did?).

** Venus, 2nd Ave #11-10, Zone 9, 6p - 1a, Q20/beer, 6 girls. Next door to Obession. A small well-furbished club with plants and wood decor.

** Cats, 2nd Calle #5-27, Zone 9, Q20/beer, 6p - 1a, Sun - Sun, 10 girls, casa. My idea of a retirement home - fireplace, swimming pool with built-in bar and stools underwater, and 50-inch television.

'u. Bamboo Club, Zone 9. ["rschil" listed this place, but did not give its address or a description.]

'u. Ave's 1A & 2A, Calles 10A and 11, Zone 9. ["rschil" listed this street area for street action.]

ZONE 10:

**** Elite VI (formerly Josephine), 4th Ave #16-20, Zone 10, (502) 366-8352/3, 8p-2a, Q100/admission and two drinks, Monday and Saturday option of Q150/open bar. Large, classy nightclub with strip shows.

* Jardin de Venus, Blvd Los Proceres (or 18th Calle) 21-55, Zone 10, Q22/beer, 10 girls, striptease club, 4pm-1am.

* Queens, 11th Calle #60 (near Avenida Reforma), Zone 10, Q20/beer, 8 girls, 7p-1a. A small club-casa that looks humble waiting at the door to get in, but the decor gets better once inside.

* Princess (also advertised as Paris), 4th Ave #4-19, Zone 10, Q20/beer, 3p - 1a, 15 girls. A casa-club, a little rundown, humidity problem.

Delfin, Ave Reform #3-53, Zone 10, 3 girls. A casa with spacious, clean, nicely-furbished waiting rooms.

ZONE 4:

*** Oro Solido, 6th Ave, Zone 4, two blocks away from Ramada Conquistador Hotel, Q22/beer, 25 girls, two-level stage for striptease, good shows, -1am.

Baron Rojo. Closed in 1998, due to a fire.

**** Le Club, Zone 4, around the corner from Oro Solido, one block from the Conquistador Hotel, Q25/beer, two-level seating, big-screen hard-core flick, 25 girls, crowded, -1am.

* Borders, a block from Le Club, 15 girls who charged much less than Oro Solido and Le Club. Short-time hotel located across the street.

Titanium Club, 6th Ave, Zone 4, block from Oro Solido towards zone 9, 6 girls, low-class casa, night.

747 Club, down an alley and around the corner from Titanium Club, 6 girls, low-class casa, night.

*** International Flamingo (formerly Pink Lady), 7th Ave 7-07, Zone 4, basement, Q22/beer, 6 girls, striptease club, -1pm.

ZONE 1:

* Beatriz Club, 11th Ave 5-47, Zone 1, across from Hotel Leon, Q15/beer, 15 girls, Q205/half hour, room with private shower, 4pm-1:30am, 15 girls, a casa.

Sweet Lady, 12th Calle 9-57, Zone 1, Q20/beer, 8 girls, rundown smelly nightclub, local working class patrons, 4pm-1am.

Majestic Club, 1st Ave 14-41, Zone 1, Q20/beer, rundown smelly cathouse, local working class patrons, 7-8 young slow-witted girls, 4pm-1am.

Millenium House, 3rd Ave 4-04 in Zone 1, Q15/beer, 5 fat girls.

'u. 12th & 13th Ave at Diagonal 9, Zone 1, close to Cerro Del Carmen, oldest church in Guatemala. ["rschil" listed this street for street action.]

'u. "The Railroad Tracks", Zone 1, a line of rooms with a cot and a *****, US$3. ["rschil" listed this street for street action.]

'u. Ave 10-10 1/2, 1st Calle, Zone 1. ["rschil" listed this street for street action.]

'u. Along 9th Calle between Ave's 19-24. ["rschil" listed this street for street action.]

ZONE 19:

* Bar Hollywood, 7th Ave, near Calz. San Juan, Zone 19, Q15/liter of beer, disco dance club, local young patrons, 7 girls weekday.

Coco Loco, 7th Ave, near Calz. San Juan, Zone 19, Q19/liter of beer and Q10/beer, roomy grubby casa, 15 girls weekday.

ZONE 13:

*** Casa Maruchas, at end of Ave of Americas turn right, Zone 13, Q25/beer, 15 girls, Q520/60 minutes, and Q1,500/day. Casa, looks like a ranch-style house in a suburban neighborhood. The giveaway is the number of cars parked in front.

'u. "Bar Club Social", 23 Calle 15-14, Zone 13. [Bob reported this place in late 2000 and called it a really nice home-style brothel. From his description, my guess this was Casa Maruchas.]

ZONE 7:

Las Flores, Zone 7 (?), 4 girls, a casa that has seen better days.

ZONE 8:

'u. Elite V, Boulevar Liberacion 19-07, Zone 8, 472-0836. ["viajador" got this name and address off of a brochure at its sister club, Josephine, in Zone 10.]

Batman
08-08-05, 17:10
The report you posted is very accurate. Although I have not been there since 2003 myself I have friends there that email me regularly with reports on the action.
Good luck

Eric7
08-16-05, 16:46
Just returned from a 10 day stay in Guatemala. Only two nights in Guat City, the rest of the time in Panajachel/Lake Atitlan. No action to report on there.

Went to a favorite hangout of mine in Guat City: Paradise Club. Zona 9.
Recommend Karin. Guatemalan, speaks english, having lived in Houston. 5'6" with big boobs. Big! Very accomodating. $35-$40 for 45 minutes, mas o minus.
Had selection of approx 25 girls. Some stunners among them. Nude dancers perform after 11pm. It's a $5 taxi ride from Zona 10.

As a F.Y.I., I like to pass on information of names of jeffes in the bar. Recognizing them by their names often wins some points and extra attention.

Manager of the bar is Juan Carlos, who will greet you at the entrance door. Wears a blue suit. Say hello, shake his hand, and he'll look after you. Makes him feel like a king when recognized, but is quite a nice guy.

Bartender is Charles/Carlos. First month on the job. From Chicago. Perfect english if it matters. Bald head, mustache. Tell them both, that Eric, the big americano sends his regards. Both will take good care of you.

Karin is hot!

eric7

Dodger Bulldog
09-13-05, 06:18
I tried to find the Paradise Club Friday night, but the address that I got off this board was wrong, as this place was locked up tight:

"Paradise (formerly Cesar), 5th Ave 3-85, Zone 9, Q22/beer, occasional show, Q250/half hour, Q1010/take-out, 15 girls, crowded with local patrons."

Can any one tell me the right address? I would like to check it out.

So I went to the Men's Club in Zona 9. No cover, beer for Q25 ($3.25), about 30 chicas, of which I found six of interest.

I took a Honduran girl in back for Q320 ($41.60). I was surprised that the room was decent, with a huge round bed and mirrored ceiling.

Silvana promised lots of kissing when we were outside, but only gave two pecks inside. CBJ was average, then cowgirl, doggie, and mish. I was satisfied, but not thrilled. A nice value for a reasonable cost.

At these prices, I will be able to experiment once a week or so until i find a favorite.

Oh, but I have to tell you about a bad deal. A couple weeks ago I stopped by Capricho's, but had to pass when quoted Q600 ($78) for thirty minutes. No one would move off that price at the time. I will try it one more time, before writing the place off.

DB




Went to a favorite hangout of mine in Guat City: Paradise Club. Zona 9.
Recommend Karin. Guatemalan, speaks english, having lived in Houston. 5'6" with big boobs. Big! Very accomodating. $35-$40 for 45 minutes, mas o minus.
Had selection of approx 25 girls. Some stunners among them. Nude dancers perform after 11pm. It's a $5 taxi ride from Zona 10.
eric7

Ricker
09-15-05, 02:12
Hey Dodger ... it's funny but Paradise is where I started my mongering years ago ... it and the "Men's Club" were the best at the time.

Anyway ... I don't know the exact address but ask just about any taxista ... in espanol ... Paradise is Paraiso.

Caprichos used to be a shithole but now ... they claim to have the hottest chicas, including shipped in Russians ... the prices are now ridiculous.

Suerte!

Dodger Bulldog
09-18-05, 22:43
Anyway ... I don't know the exact address but ask just about any taxista ... in espanol ... Paradise is Paraiso.
Last night I jumped in a taxi and asked him to take me to "Paraiso." He was confused for a moment, then asked me "Paradise?"

Sí, señor.

So, he drives straight there, takes one look, and announces to me they are closed. On a Saturday night? I ask him if they are closed permanently. He said he doesn't think so.

But they were closed last Friday, and this Saturday, so that doesn't bode well. Does anyone have current information on the status and correct address of Paradise?

I had him take me to Cats in Zona 9. On the way, he pointed out Extacis, which in just a moment, I would become extremely grateful for this act of kindness.

I was surprised at Cats that they asked for Q25 entrance fee. I handed over the money, and suddenly the price of admission jumped to Q35.

That pissed me off. So I wanted to get all the prices clear before I paid the entrance fee. I was quoted an additional Q35 for a beer, Q70 for a chica drink, and Q700 ($92) to go in the back with a chica.

I really doubt if those are the regular prices. I think they took me for a stupid gringo and decided to jack everything up.

So, they got to see the back of this gringo's head. I turned around and walked over to Extacis, just around the corner and two blocks down.

DB

Noguera
09-18-05, 23:21
Anyone been to Cats in the past month? Has anyone hopefully had a good experience there? Please post something regarding details on Cats, the girls, pricing, all information that you can. Names and activities of the girls would be appreciated.

Dodger Bulldog
09-19-05, 02:40
I walked the two blocks from Cats to Extacis. After an obligatory pat down at the door, I took one of the few open seats, and ordered a beer for Q25.

The waiter asked me if I wanted a chica, and inquired as to what kind of girl I like. It is pretty tough to get across ones own view of a beautiful face, so I just told him a slender girl with a tiny ass and huge tits.

He brought a young girl, who was quit small, with average tits and an average face. Maybe she was okay, but I would rather pick out my own.

While chatting with this chica, three different waiters came by to push a chica drink, so I sent her away. I hate wasting money on chica drinks.

After about half an hour, I had narrowed my choice down to two chicas out of the 25 or so present. However, one came on stage who I hadn't seen yet.

This new girl was young, slender, and extremely well-toned. She was quite athletic, doing some acrobatic moves during a frenzied dance sequence.

With an exquisite smile the entire time!

So, I was willing to wait. A short time after her set, she came on the floor.

We had made eye contact while she was on stage, which was good enough for her to come straight over to my table.

She planted a giant French kiss on me, as a means of saying hello.

Thalía was very affectionate, and never stopped smiling. She said she was 21, but that might be stretching it a year or two.

She had a very tight ass, firm abs, and perky B size breasts. Her dark skin was flawless, and lips were full and luscious, and she had no hesitation using them, along with her tongue, to seduce me.

Her laugh was infectuous.

I quickly accepted her price of Q300 ($39)to go in back. As at the Men's Club last week, I was surprised at the quality of the room. It had a nice king size bed with a mirrored head board.

Thalía began a sexy slow dance with me, while removing her clothes first, then mine. She spent a good deal of time making out and fondling me. Normally I never get enough foreplay from a chica, but in this case, I was the one who asked to move things forward.

Thalía gave an adequate BBBJ, then I turned her over so I could lick and suck that little ass. I could have easily entered her from behind, uncovered, which is a scary thought. So I stopped and made her put a condom on me.

Doggie was quite fun, as I saw her smiling and staring at me in the headboard mirror. Then we flipped with her on top, before flipping again to finish in modified mish with her legs over my shoulders.

Thalía had no hesitation giving me her cell number so that we can meet outsde the club.

She also asked for my phone number, and surprised me today by calling to ask if she could come over to see me. I told her no, not today. I will be the one in control. But I do appreciate her enthusiasm!

Overall ratings: Face 8, Body 9, Performance 7, Attitude 10.

On the way out, two waitresses and a doorman inquired how I liked Thalía.
While that almost sounds intrusive, the question was asked in such a way to indicate to me that the people at Extacis take an interest in their customers and want to make sure that we are pleased.

Two thumbs up!

DB

Eric7
09-19-05, 04:11
Dodger Bulldog

Sorry you're having such difficulty in locating Paradise.

I can't believe the palce was closed on Friday & Sat...just doesn't make sense. I was there approx a month ago...all I remember is located on a corner, looks like nothing from th e outside.
Big metal door, with a little slot tha opens.
Does that sound like the place you went to?
I know it's no more than 10 minutes from zona 10.

While I was there one night, immigration police came in and scooped up around 15 girls, who were there from other central american countries, and police checked i.d.'s and visas....all those that had "over-extended" their stays, were arrested, processed and deported to the border.

Bar manager said that it happens occasionally, but all return w/in 3 to 4 days. Even then, they still have local guatemalan girls working there.
I just don't buy it, that the place is closed.

eric7

Dodger Bulldog
10-01-05, 23:39
Report from last Saturday:

I stopped by Extacis to ask Thalía why she gave me the wrong phone number last week. She laughed and wrote another number down. I asked her to come over Sunday afternoon for some NFL football and sex, and she agreed.

When I got outside in the light, I saw that she had written down the same wrong number. She didn't call on Sunday. Screw her.

I walked around the corner to give Cats another try. Entrance still cost Q 35, but included a beer this time.

The chicas were consistently slender and more attractive than at the Men's Club and Extacis.

They seemed to have on a uniform - white bra and shorts, with a sheer green tops that tied in front. Kind of cute, but it made the girls all look pretty similar. In the dark is was hard to identify the ones that looked best on the stage.

Plus, it seemed like most of them disappeared right after they danced. Not many made themselves available. If you didn't buy a drink for them instantly they were gone.

I picked out one who was young, pretty, very slender, and had killer tits. I would characterize them as Jennifer Love Hewitt tits.

It was a delicious coincidence that she had selected "Jennifer" as her stage name.

The first time we spoke, I was getting to the details for going in back. She suddenly looked up and walked away. I could see that one of the managers called her to the back because I hadn't bought her a chica drink fast enough. A pretty stupid business decision, since the place stood to make a lot more if I took her in upstairs.

I bided my time, considered a few other, but Jennifer was the one I wanted. She eventually came back into view near the end of the evening. I scooped her up and paid the Q 400 ($52) that all the girls had asked for to go upstairs.

It seems that all these places in Guatemala have prices set by management, with no room for negotiation. At least not for us gringos.

A manager came to take us ustairs and told me the cost was Q 410. I guess he needed a tip of $1.30 or whe was going to trash the whole deal.

Jennifer wasn't much into kissing, and she thought that a sufficient CBJ lasts about 30 seconds. She just wasn't anything special in bed, except for my time immersed in those tits.

We tried several positions, none which were too satisfying. When I got her on top in cowgirl position, she finally became engaged in the process and did a good job getting me off.

Once we were done she relaxed a bit. She explained that she was 21 , has a boyfriend and an 8 month old son. She is embarrassed by her job and doesn't like it much, which was extremely obvious.

I wonder if she might be better on a second go round, since she might not be as uptight. But I doubt if I will bother to find out.

Despite her lovely face and perfect tits.

Today it is raining like hell. I hope it stops before I head downtown in a few hours.

Yesterday was payday, so I have a few extra Quetzales in my pocket. I am tempted to try one of the more upscale clubs, just to see what is the best the Guatemala supposedly has to offer.

DB

Wanderlust
10-03-05, 06:14
Hey guys. I'l be visiting for my first time Oct 9-19. I've read all the posts in preparation but still have a few
q's hoping you guys can help me with before I leave. I'm used to hearing how dangerous Guatamala is but
recently read an article that said things have changed alot. It said the new government has realised how
important tourism is and has really been cracking down on crime and so safety has improved a hell of alot.
Have any of you noticed an improvement over the last year? Kind of a related question: Is zone 1 really that
dangerous? If I take the usual precautions am I OK walking around there?
Is american type clothing in-expensive there? What is the dental work like there regarding cost and quality?
If I wanted to meet lots of expat's or other english speaking guat knowledgable people what bar would I hang at?
I just kind of wing it when traveling overseas but know I'll be in Guat City at least Oct 9-13 or so. I'd love to
hook up with someone that could tell me a bit more about the country. Especially info on ownership of land, business
and laws pertaining to antiquities. Anybody there? PM or post. Thanks guys. WL

Eric7
10-04-05, 07:13
Wanderlust

My 2 cents. Don't know why anyone would want to hangout for 4 days or so, in Zona 1. Personally, I prefer Zona 10. Yes it's a tourist zone, but has numerous hotels/apartments to select from. Many cafes and restaurants. Upscale places as well. A 5 minute walk to a new multi-level mall, located next to (god-forbid, a Hooters restaurnat). But hot chicas that work there.

Many of the massage places/saunas are in fact in the Zona 1 area, but I wouldn't particularly care to stay there.

Also, the local newspaper has columns of escorts advertised, with fone numbers. It's in the yellow section 1/2 way in the paper. I have used this method many times when I didn't feel like going out. They come to the hotel.

Ex-pats hang out at Shakespear's Pub, across the street from Hol Inn.
Also around the corner from the H.I. is a bar called Cheers..owed by a canadian guy. Shakespear's is operated by an american girl, and has been there for about 25 years. 4 blocks down the street from the InterContinental Hotel is a bar called Los Estables...German guy owns that, and is a great place to chill out with great drinks and music. Upscale bar mostly for locals. Not a mongering hang-out.

Zona 4 has picked up tremendously in recent years, and is THE PLACE to hang out on a fri/sat night. Like a mini Bourbon street. Bar after bar with rock music, salsa, you name it. Elbow to elbow sometimes and cheaper priced drinks than that of Zona 10. Someone told me, this is what Zona 10 was like many years back. Taking a cab to Zona 4 from Z10 is still only around $5-$6.

Forget shopping for american style clothes. No particular deals as far as I am concerned. Quality clotthes from outlets and discount stores in the States are a better deal. Now if you like Che T-Shirts, you can find an abundence there!!

They have a tourist Mag in English, that you can find in some hotels and bars/rest. It's called Revue Magazine. Great great stuff in it. Hotels and rest. real estate, etc...throughout the country. They have the magazine on-line. the website is:
http://www.revuemag.com/

Most people that go to Guatemala for a while, only spend a couple of days in G.C. and then head off to Antigua or Lago de Atitlan...Panajachel.
Awsome awsome places.

Again, solo my 2 cents, but I hope it helps.

eric7

Expat57
10-04-05, 13:50
@Wanderlust,

The crime situation *Has Not* improved, in fact I'll say it's spinning out of control. The crime problem is all gang related and most homicides are rival gangs killing each other. Tourist being robbed is not common down here unless you decide to go site seeing in Zona 1 at night. Let me describe zona 1, when the sun goes down everyone shuts down and it's like a ghost town. When driving through Z.1 most people places their firearms in their laps including me. Crack heads, glue-sniffers and the homeless own the streets at night so IMO be careful. Zone 10 as eric7 stated is cool and you can have a really go time, theres even 2 Hooters here.

Dental work is very inexpensive here as well medicine (pennies to the dollar). Lasik eye surgery is also popular and that runs about $300.00, which I'm seriously considering having done.

Land/Business Ownership: You can buy land, own businesses on a tourist visa, something I have been doing since 94'. There are many loopholes so there is no problem in buying something (all legal).

Antiquities: Yes there are laws pertaining to antiquities and their pretty tough if you get caught trying to remove them from Guatemala. The locals find all kinds of antiquities and they don't no what to do with them. I have an interest in this also.

-Expat

Wanderlust
10-05-05, 05:38
Thanks Erik and Expat for the nice info. Expat, please check your PM, I've left a message. Erik any particular street or club/bar in Zona 4 that you know of?

Eric7
10-05-05, 06:04
Wanderlust

Re Zona 4.....too maany places to mention. It consists of about a 1 or 2 block radius, all next to eachother. All different in there own way.
I would not suggest one place over another. Part of the fun is exploring, and sticking your head in one place, have a drink and mnove on if you don't like what you see.

See which place the crowd is hanging out at, or follow the music that enchants you. All part of the experience while you are there.
You'll love it, and the weather is perfect year round

eric7

Dick Rambone
10-05-05, 15:43
Whats the word on it. I went there last year and found some local cuties. I found a Russian that was completely wasted. She could hardly stand up. Some Nicas, and Honduras spinners. The place got raided and later on the police left with nothing and the party continued.

Eric7
10-06-05, 06:17
Damn....wish I knew the exact street location of this place.
Still my favorite, for girls and prices.
7-10 minutes away by taxi from Zona 10.
Never met a taxi driver that didn't know it's location.

I like it the best because it's ALL centro americana girls.

eric7

Wanderlust
10-06-05, 15:23
Hoping someone can tell me where I can get a 1-2 hour massage only. Never been to Guatamala. Looking for cheap. Possibly in the local's area's? Or are they available in zona 9-10? Cheap is the operative word here gents, as in way cheaper than massage AND puss. If so are there any recommended places or phone #'s for this type of service? Either in Guat City or the Flores region. WL

Dodger Bulldog
10-07-05, 05:50
Damn....wish I knew the exact street location of this place.
Still my favorite, for girls and prices.
7-10 minutes away by taxi from Zona 10.
Never met a taxi driver that didn't know it's location.

I like it the best because it's ALL centro americana girls.

eric7
Eric,

With apologies to John Milton, Paradise is no longer lost.

I stopped by Extacis and asked the doorman if he knew where it was located.

He didn't, but he asked around and came back with the answer. Anything for a tip.

Karen said to tell you hello.

I stopped in and had a nice conversation with her. She is very excited that you are coming back to see her in November. You must have made quite an impression!

Nice place. Several hot babes. Q400 ($52) for half an hour.

Oh, it's in Zona 9 at 6a Avenida 12 Calle.

DB

Eric7
10-07-05, 07:21
Dodger Bulldog

Right on !!

Thanks for doing the leg work on the location. The address is a "keeper" as no one should have a problem with the location again. I too like the ambieance of the place, and love to see all the chicas strutting their stuff around.

You are correct on the price, 400Q. I had mis-calculated on the conversion.

Karen's nice. Personality, disposition, and service wise. Glad you you enjoyed her time and conversation. She's not the youngest one there, and not that that always matters, but she's difintely a favotite of mine, and handles herself in a great manner. A little shy, but sexy as well.

Wanderlust
10-08-05, 17:01
Ex, left you a note in your PM but it just occurred to me that perhaps the new rules here at wsg have made somme of the Private message feature unusable.

ANYONE: I am anxiously hoping for some info before I arrive. I need info on the legalities of antique trade. No, I'm not talking about the old hag you picked up in a drunken stupor last night. Most helpful and appreciated would be a contact for one on one talk about the antique trade in Guatamala or neighboring countrys. Guys please help me out if you know something as I do not speaka ze spanish enough to begin to find out what I would like to know during my short stay and I must leave ttime for the ladies as well. They would be angry should I neglect them. Help a brother out lads. It's worth dinner & drinks to me for useful info. Anyone? I'll be arriving the 11th and will check here for a response during my 2 week stay. PM me or leave a post. WL

Expat57
10-09-05, 14:35
Sorry for not posting a reply sooner but as you know a hurricane past through here last week and has left many, many dead. Complete villages were wiped away and buried under 10-20 feet of mud. It's far worse than CNN is reporting. I had been without lights, water, telephone for the last 6 days (until yesterday). If you can Wanderlust it might be wise to re-book your flight for a later date or change locations. The Central American highway was serverly damaged and there is only one lane open from Guatemala City to Xela. The south coast was destroyed and the U.S military is here with some Black Hawks saving many people. It's a real mess but if you decide to come I have pleanty of beer and the ***** house are "Open"

Check your PM

-Expat

Dodger Bulldog
10-10-05, 04:43
Expat,

I heard it was bad in the smaller towns and on the coasts. I hope things get back to normal for you soon.

Things are are fine here in Guate. The Carreterra El Salvador was closed for a day due to a mudslide, but is open now. We had gas lines for a few days during the hurricane, but no lines today.

There was an earthquake Friday, 5.0 on the Richter scale. I didn't really feel anything. Some say it means a bigger one is soon to come, but I am no scientist, so I don't know.

In the meantime, I am pleased to see that activity on this board is picking up. I have several reports I hope to get filed soon.

DB

Dodger Bulldog
10-10-05, 05:03
I tried Casablanca on afternoon in August, on a holiday. It was the only place open at the time. An overweight middle-aged woman answered the door and was very agressive. The one thing I can say in her favor is that her English wsn't bad.

No way I would pay Q 300 for her. No way would I do her for free. Nor would I don the two other chicas there.

I found myself in the neighborhood the other day, so I stopped in again. Perhaps the talent was off on the holiday, and would be better now.

The same woman answered the door and acted like we were long lost friends. I couldn't believe that she would remember a five minute discussion and rejection over six weeks ago. They must not get much activity there.

Well, this time there instead of three ugly, overweight women, there were four. I guess that is an improvement?

No gracias.

But if you want to try it, you can find it at 2 Ave 11-28, Zona 9.

DB

Dodger Bulldog
10-10-05, 05:11
After leaving Casablanca, I walked a few feet over to Venus, on the same block. In comparison, it was a breath of fresh air.

There were about 8 chicas, a couple of which were very hot. I spoke to a tall, pretty Nicaraugan, but we didn't really hit it off. I suspected a very bad attitude, and pursued her no further.

Next, a very slender, pretty Honduran caught my eye. This chica had a sweet disposition and was very cuddly. I learned that the cost would be Q 300 ($39), and was ready to consumate an agreement, when a manager tapped her on the shoulder, whispered in her ear, and she went to sit with another guy.

That really pissed me off, and I left post haste.

2 Av 11-10, Zona 9.

DB

Dodger Bulldog
10-10-05, 05:22
I had a decent experience here in August, so I thought I would give it another try.

Upon walking in, a light-haired, extremely well-built chica caught my eye. It was between her and a lovely little thing with no tits.

I went for the big tits.

Lorena was well-practiced at seduction, which I liked. She had a killer body and claimed to be 26, but I would guess more like 34, especially when I saw her in the lighted room.

The first thing she did was wipe off her lipstick and then tie back her hair, which kind of ruined her look.

I did appreciate that she kept the light on. Too many chicas here turn it off so that you can't see them. However, she refused to use lubrication, and was very demanding in bed.

Every time I tried to feel those tits, she pulled back and made up some excuse. Perhaps because she had lied to me and said that they were natural, when they clearly were not.

Very mechanical in bed. The attitude of the chicas just seems to be a little too professional for me. I will try it again sometime, but not with this chica.

Cost was Q 320 ($42). Address: 3 Ave 10-37, Zona 9.

DB

Dodger Bulldog
10-11-05, 04:13
I found Dalia at Caprichos, the second most expensive club in Guatemala City. 600 Q for a half an hour, which comes to $78.

She seemed pretty shy, as I noticed her sitting on the back edge of the stage. I thought she looked really hot with long dark hair. I could tell that she was lean and toned, and when she stretched out it became apparent that she also had great legs.

Picture a clone of Disney's Pocohontas, in the flesh!

I caught her eye a couple times, but I like a girl to come to me. It's my theory that if the chicas are only interested in me because I asked, they are usually going to be cold in bed. A girl needs to feel that I am worth spending time with if it has any hope of turning into an optimum experience for us.

After a while I decided to change seats to the other side of the bar, and made sure that I caught Pocohontas' eye on the way over. She got up and came right up to me.

When I learned she was from Nicaragua, I began asking about her background, her family, why she came to Guate, how long she had been here, etc., etc. At first I didn't think she knew any English at all, but eventually a few words came out.

I think that there were several factors involved in our hooking up. For one thing, I am clearly different than the Latino men, with all their machismo, that the girls normally have to speak with.

I know that some people on the boards make fun of gringos who try to "woo" a girl, but I believe that the time invested can pay dividends down the road, many times over.

My guess is that Dalia was lonely, in fact she has told me so. It made her feel good that a man took an interest in her life, not just her pussy.

Plus, some people you just hit it off with. We did just that.

Dalia doesn't see herself as a professional at all. She hates her job, is ashamed of it, and isn't very good at hustling guys.

Her dream is to find a nice guy who will support her, settle down, and have kids. Boys she says, because girls have a terrible life. She never wants to have a daughter that has to work in a club to support herself.

I am sure that when I told her what part of town I live in, her eyes lit up. It is well known as a wealthy suburb. Perhaps that is why she did not hesitate to agree to come to my place the next day.

It probably didn't hurt that I invited her to a concert, even showing her a pair of tickets. She had to work and couldn't go, but it made the point that there would be some goodies in store for her if she hung out with me.

Once she got to my home, I imagine that it was the nicest place that she has ever been. She grew up in a family of ten, rarely knowing where her father was, as he stayed with several different girlfriends and has many other children. Likely, he is he main reason why she has no use for Nicaraguan men and says that they are stupid.

At my place, she found that we could tickle and tease, and frolic around from room to room, in the nude, even outside in my enclosed garden.

We watch TV on a big screen, listen to the stereo, and cruise the internet. There is an unending supply of juice, soda, snacks, and other food.

Compared to her current living situation, it is a day in paradise for her.

Dalia and four others were recruited from Nicaragua by the club owner. He makes regular runs throughout Latin America and Eastern Europe, promising chicas that the money and conditions are better in Guatemala, then buses or flies them in. Of course, they need to pay back the fare out of their future earnings.

Once here, he owns several houses for them to live in, within walking distance of the club. I have been there a few times now, and they are not horribly run down, but nothing special either.

The chicas pay him $200 for room and board, which covers board and room. The cook is very rigid on the timing of the meals, and once Dalia has eaten dinner at 5 PM, there is nothing more until breakfast comes 16 hours later, at 11 AM the next day.

Since the girls work late, and sleep late, breakfast comes late. But since tiny Dalia eats very little at time, she needs to eat often, and 16 hours is pure hell for her.

The girls often come and the girls go, so at any given time there is anywhere from five to eight persons to share one television and two bathrooms. Multiply that times $200, and you can see that the boss has a nice little extra "profit center," in addition to his club.

The girls' every move is watched over by the "supra jefe" who lives with them, and doubles as security at the club. He decides when they can come and go. Dalia says that she has to pay him whenever she wants to leave to see me, so that he won't tell the owner.

Thus, Dalia doesn't like her work.

And she is bored out of her mind when she is not working.

Her life basically sucks.

So it is incredibly inviting to for her to have a nice place to get away and play for a day. She knows that it will be topped off by a chance to call home, and a good meal, and a present or two.

In fact she always takes home leftovers for the next day, so that she doesn't have to eat the meals there. When I cooked for her, she was thrilled, and took enough home to feed a moose.

She said that she planned to share it with the other girls. My guess is the plan was to make them envious.

By having a "boyfriend" to go see, it raises her status in the eyes of the others. She gets to come back to tell them all that she did and what a great boyfriend she has.

I doubt if she tells them that she comes here for free, but I don't know.

I do know that the next time I see her she wants me to take her to a movie. Dalia probably hasn't seen one in quite a while. She probably can't wait to tell the other girls. I can't wait for her to tell them either.

I want my reputation to grow with the other chicas, as they see her bring home good food, little trinkets, and interesting stories about our adventures.

Eventually, for Dalia, this will become more than fun and sex once a week.

She will start pushing for commitments, or gifts, or money.

She will get jealous of the idea of me being with any other women.

At some point, I will have to break it off. Just like any other relationship.

I should take Dickhead's advice, and make sure that I don't fuck her too many times. I probably have done so already.

But when the time comes to end it, I can take all of the information I've learned about their psyches and their lives, and use it to connect with another babe.

I'll find another bored, lonely, empty, chica who is willing to talk, and wants to find something, and someone, to make her life interesting.

Then the fun will start all over again.

I'll make her life better, too. Give her a little something to look forward to each week.

But until that time comes, this has been a nice run.

I'll milk it for as long as it lasts.

DB

Wanderlust
10-13-05, 04:12
Hey Ex got here alright and as you said the roads to you are truely F*Ç¿´d UP! I´ve been told the trip is doubled if at all. I´ll have to catch you next time. Thanks for the invite though. I´ve missplaced your number but will see if its in my mail file. I´m in the patan now, just arrived. What a shit hole Elena is! Am staying at Flores. WL

Dodger Bulldog
10-30-05, 06:00
Got back in the game and found myself in Zona 4.

When I spotted the Conquistador Hotel I knew I was close to Oro Solido, so I stopped on in. The back door faces Avenida 6a, enter from the other side.

Being close to Halloween, the chicas were all dressed in costume. Some were clever (especially the nun), but I prefer looking at the flesh.

This place looks like a typical upscale American strip club, and they went all out with the orange and lack balloons and other Halloween decoratons.

A nice touch was a fire pole that the girls would use to slide down from a second floor balcony.

There were three chicas who I found quite fetching (I like them extremely slender), and another three that most men would have no problem doing.

Out of twelve girls, a 50% ratio isn't bad.

I became smitten by one long, lean Guatemalan chica when she danced on the stage. Corina had a pretty face, a big smile, long black hair with a slight curl (almost to her butt).

It was the way that she shimmied that very butt that closed the deal for me.

I walked past her to the bathroom, and liked it that she turned my way to make eye contact. On the way back, I pulled her to my table.

She is 19 years old, from the Flores area, and has been working in the club five months. She is far from a hardened pro.

Not much foreplay, as she climbed right on top. I has to slow her down, and then we spent time fondling, licking sucking.

Her CBJ was so-so. We tried several different positions, but the best was with her on top, when she could do that shimmy on me.

A very satisfying experience.

The place is on the pricey side at Q 500 for a half hour, or Q 800 for an hour.

Corina did tell me that the she got 400 of the 500, so they treat the girls pretty decent.

My biggest complaint is that they pushed the chica drinks incessantly. At Q 100 ($13), No thank you! I prefer to put the money in the hands of the girls.

There are definitely cheaper places than Oro Solido, but you will find some very fine chicas inside.

DB

Expat57
10-30-05, 11:02
Hey Ex got here alright and as you said the roads to you are truely F*Ç¿´d UP! I´ve been told the trip is doubled if at all. I´ll have to catch you next time. Thanks for the invite though. I´ve missplaced your number but will see if its in my mail file. I´m in the patan now, just arrived. What a shit hole Elena is! Am staying at Flores. WLYes, the trip is atleast double and it will be that way for a while. Check your PM.

Expat

Dodger Bulldog
10-30-05, 17:23
An old post said that Baron Rojo was closed, but I drove past it last night and it was all lit up. I didn't stop in, though.

It is on a side street just off Ave. 6A in Zona 4, near the Conquistador Hotel.

DB

Noguera
10-31-05, 01:14
I haven't been in Oro Solido in probably five years, but your description sure sounds different from days of old. Used to be there were 30+ girls working in Oro Solido on any given night. The club must seem incredibly empty with only 12 girls.

Was in Baron Rojo a couple of weeks ago and it wasn't really very impressive. Maybe 5-6 girls, none of which were "doable"! Three were pretty chubby. I think there was only one other customer.

There are much better places than these in Guatemala City

Dodger Bulldog
11-01-05, 19:18
ZONE 13:

*** Casa Maruchas, at end of Ave of Americas turn right, Zone 13, Q25/beer, 15 girls, Q520/60 minutes, and Q1,500/day. Casa, looks like a ranch-style house in a suburban neighborhood. The giveaway is the number of cars parked in front.

'u. "Bar Club Social", 23 Calle 15-14, Zone 13. [Bob reported this place in late 2000 and called it a really nice home-style brothel. From his description, my guess this was Casa Maruchas.]
I followed the directions and found this address, but there does not appear to be anything happening here.

First, I would appreciate it if anyone can tell me if I am at the right place.

It is in at the end of the block in a nice neighborhood, with a brick wall and white door, with a Texaco station just around the corner.

I have stopped by three times : 2 PM on a weekday, 7 PM on a Saturday night, and 9 PM on a weeknight.

There have never been any cars parked nearby, and at night the place is dark.

Does anyone know if Casa Maruchas still exits, and if so, where?

Is there any other place to find service in the suburban zonas such as 13 or 15?

Muchas gracias for any information!

DB

Dodger Bulldog
11-02-05, 00:53
Bad attitude.

A had a very strange night last night.

I went back to Cats, which has many top notch chicas for $52 on premises.

They didn't charge me a Q 35 cover charge like last time, so I guess I passed as a local. Maybe because I drove up, instead of arriving in a taxi.

I like to chat a bit and get to know the girls first, but the place pushes overpriced chica drinks like crazy, which I hate to waste money on.

They literally care more about selling a Q 50 drink than a Q 400 session. In fact, I saw very few couples go upstairs for sex, as most guys just bought drinks and dances. Probably that's all they could afford.

I was the only gringo in the place.

At one point the manager asked to give up my table to a party that just walked in, because I was not buying enough drinks. I just repeated "no entiendo" until he gave up.

Then I got into a nice conversation with a sexy young thing, and was honing in on completing the deal. The same manager came over and told her to stop talking to me, actually sending her away, because I didn't buy enough drinks.

So he and I exchanged points of view, and I calmly asked him how crazy it was to turn away 400 because he wants 50. I suggested that he should make up the share to the girl, since he had cost her.

I guess I gave up my ruse that I don't know any Spanish, but he backed down and actually introduced me to the next chica who happened to pass by.

At least he left me alone after that.

I got with another little cutey (age 20, 92 pounds) who I had spoken with earlier. This time I made a quick deal, and on the way up stopped by the other chica and the manager to rub their noses in it a bit.

She was a ball of energy, but I ran into a problem I had never had before. She said she didn't like to do blow jobs, and refused.

Flat refused.

Other than that, the sex was great and she was fun.

She is obviously very inexperienced. She had no idea what the lubrication was for, and she only knew two positions, cowgirl and missionary. She resisted others at first, but she got a bit of an education in the end.

I invited her to my place this Sunday, her day off, to cook dinner for her and teach her how to give blow jobs. She seemed enthusiastic about the idea.

They do get excited when I tell them where I live, it is a definite plus.

If she actually shows, it should be lots of fun!

DB

Dodger Bulldog
11-25-05, 01:34
I'm starting to like this place.

No cover, 30 Q for a beer. After two visits, they know what I order and have a Gallo on the table before I even sit down.

Chica drinks are only marked up to 40 Q, compared to 100 at Cats or Caprichos, so I actually bought a few here.

The manager will ask you what kind of girl you are interested in, and send a couple over.

The DJ will ask what kind of music you like, and he plays your requests.

It is rare to find such a service oriented establishment in Guatemala.

I like spinners, so I hooked up with a little Honduran who calls herself Esmeralda. She is pretty, with shoulder length streaked red hair.

A tiny thing, Esmeralda stands 4'11" and weighed 93 pounds on my home scale.

She is the rare kind of woman who slides into your arms and melts to your body as if she belongs there.

Good attitude, DFK, BBBJ, enthusiastic sex. Finally, a woman in Guatemala who knows who to give a blow job!

Esmeralda was great in bed, and though small breasted, has giant nipples that must have protuded out 3/4 of an inch!

The cost was Q 300 ($39) on premises.

The second time I asked about taking her home with me. I was told the salido would be 1000 Q and the chica fee 800 Q. 1800 Q = $235. Right.

I offered to wait until 1 AM when the bar closed and take her home for 500 Q.

So we compromised. I would take her home now (9 PM), and keep her all night, for 600 Q total, salido and chica fee combined. That is $78 for todo la noche.

She switched to street clothes and looked great in her tight jeans. We stopped at a convenience store on the way home, and I ran into someone I know. He was impressed.

With time not a factor, I spent an hour massaging her, and then used the trusty Pocket Rocket on her. Eventually I put in her hand, while my fingers went up her front and back ends.

She did the usual chica move that let's you know that they came, as she heaved the little rocket out of the bed and across the room.

Then the great sex for her turned into great sex for me. And it was fun to snuggle with her throughout the night.

The next morning it didn't take long for to start in with another BBBJ which led to more killer sex.

After I cooked for her, she wanted to settle in and watch some telenovelas on TV. Eventually, I almost had to drag her out of my place at 2 PM.

Thirteen hours, the two best blowjobs I've had in a while, and two pops inside for $78. Not a bad deal at all.

I'll be sure to return to Venus again!

DB

Hoof Hunter
11-29-05, 07:09
Hey fellow hobbyists/mongers.

Not a newbie to mongering, but new to this area (GUA). Been reading through the last year+ of data. Even read that list from 2.5 yrs ago. Things just seem pretty pricey, esp for Central America, or maybe I'm missing something. I'm not a cheap dude, just trying to get a handle around what's what. Still got a few questions, wondering if anyone can help me out.

1 - Are there any discos where pros and semi-pros work that do not require a salida for TLN (all nite)?

2 - The pricing seems pretty high. $40-50 for 30 mins? I'm used to being able to walk out with at least a 7.5 for TLN for that amount in several areas of Colombia, Brasil, Peru, DR, etc. Why so high in GUA, esp. for an hour or less? What am I missing here?

3 - Are there places where the middle class locals go for mongering? If so, please name and locate.

4 - What are the typical TLN rates there?

5 - Are the local regular (non-pros) chicas in the weekend nightclubs pretty receptive (easy to score) to gringos? I speak decent Spanish, so communication is not an issue.

6 - How are things during New Year's Eve? Any mongering to be done, or everything pretty closed down?

If anyone can help, please respond.

Expat57
11-29-05, 07:47
1-There are plenty of discos in Guatemala and no, there is no salida at discos only at Bars, massage palores ect.

2-$30-$40. for 30 minutes is insane!! Only tourist would pay those prices. $30-$50 for a all nighter is the right price. BTW, Guatemala is the cheapest place to monger.

3-Can't help you there, I live in Xela.

4-TLN?

5-The women in general here are very receptive to us, if you have the gift of gab you'll win everytime.

6-Around Christmas and New Years is slow, many of the girls return to the homeland for the hoildays, slim pickens.

-Expat

Eric7
11-30-05, 08:02
H.H.

1-No specific names of discos. Places to go to would be "Grados Cuatros" (check the spelling) or basically in Zona 4. It's a 2 block strip of bar after bar, after eatery, tapas places..really awsome. Wall to wall on Fri/Sat nights. Bars have an open air entrance where it's completely open the width of the front , thusly you hear and see the people inside. Music of all styles. Jazz, rock, salsa, etc...some live as well. Cobblestone streets with palces lined on both sides. Max. security around, so no riff-raff about.
Lots and lots of professional chicas (white-collar type!) and students abound.
They like conversing w/gringos. Had a local bartender in Zona 10 tell me "this is what Zona 10 USED to be like. Wall to wall people and cheap drinks." And it's true...worth going to if you are there fri or sat nite...dead other nites of the week.

Zona 10, is the "tourist" zone, and prices reflect that. But you have choices to got to...there is an Italian Rest. right around the corner from the InterContinental Hotel. Lively bar inside with local yuppies.
Also an ex-pat bar called "Shakespeare's" caddy-corner from the Holiday Inn.
Nice locals and some english speaking people, but not a true pick-up joint. I have had luck however on some nights, as the place can get packed, or stay empty, for no rhyme or reason.
Lastly, a long-time favorite and really a cool place is "El Estable" owned by a couple of german guys, who have been in Guat City for 25 years. Lots of upscale locals and business types, but very laid-back. Hot chicks, who are locals also show up. Down the street from I.C. Hotel. All these places are w/in 10-15 minutes walking of eachother.

2-Going prices are in fact $38-$40/$45 for usually 45 minutes for the most part, at the clubs that are mentioned over the past 3 or 4 pages. That's just the way it is, in the areas of Zona 10, 9, thru 4 . In Zona 1 you'll find lower prices, but a more dangerous area. However, the prices are right and many places to select from. I have never played in that area.
You have to keep in mind, Guat City is the largest city in Central America, and has money, as is evident by the high sky-rises, and in the cost of Condos in Zona 10 & surrounding areas. Also, I see a ton of mercedes, BMW's, porches around town. Lot's of suits and white shirts walking all around the place in the afternoon.
I will mention that the local newspaper has about 3 huge columns of escort/massage services. Many to choose from. I have taken that avenue and the normal price is $40-$45/hr dropped off at your hotel.

Always, the lower prices are in Zona 1, or perhaps other surrounding cities in the vicinity. But in Guat City, these are pretty much the prices I've seen.

There are some past reports by contributers detailing exact names of clubs.

3-See some of the places listed in #1.

4-don't know prices for the whole night. Sometimes for free, if you fall into the right arrangement.

5-they rock!!

6-don't know.

"Revue Magazine" is an english magazine put out monthly. In it you'll find a complete listing and fotos of restaurants, bars, apartments, hotels, etc. in the Zona 1-10. It is really a must have. Along with websites to all these places. It also lists the same thing for all other locations throughout the country, incld. Antigua, Lake Atitlan, Tikal etc.

They have a web page. It's in a PDF formats, but includes all 120 pages that are found in the magazine.

http://www.revuemag.com/

Hoof Hunter
12-01-05, 16:39
Expat57 and Eric7 for the detailed responses. I'll probably have a few more questions before I come down, if I decide to. I need a break from the routine. GUA might be that. I'll keep you posted.

Thx again.

Leo Linger
12-09-05, 22:36
Well, I went to Guatemala ostensibly to do some aid work near Antigua and Panajachel. Very interesting and rewarding in and of itself. Once I made it back to Guatemala City to fly out, I got stuck there on account of Hurricane Wilma. Being a single guy travelling alone, and finally having some time to myself, what did I do? Why I sampled the local cuisine, of course! The restaurants ain't too bad either, by the way.

Anyway, I had read this forum to get a feel for the place. Honestly, I'm not one for spending a lot of time in strip clubs unless I'm with a group. So I decided to check out a few of the MP's listed in the newspaper. It appears some are classier than others and thus more expensive than others, but I got lucky and found a hottie at one of the cheaper ones. I should say that I felt safe in the few that I went to. The one where I spent my money was a few blocks west and south of that ghastly Eiffel Tower looking thing ( I think Z8).

The first day I went there there were only two girls, one kind of chubby and the other quite petite and slender. Don't bust my balls, but I picked the more outgoing chubby one. Truth be told, I wanted to sample an "authentic" Guatemalan chic (you have to admit, while not fat by American standards, a great majority of them are a little round in the middle. Did I mention she had huge tits?). Anyway, I sat there and had a coke and conversation with the ladies and then went back to the chubbie girl's private room. The girl was very friendly, and she was clean, but the service was uninspired. She was technically quite good in the BJ department, but was just going through the motions. Since I hadn't been laid in a while, I came twice (once by CBJ and the other, doggie) in the half hour that I paid for. While I did feel a little disappointed, I wasn't complaining as I only paid 100Q!

Well Miami international was still closed so I was still stuck. So after a lazy morning and an excellent lunch I figured I'd go back and check out the skinny girl. As luck would have it she was there along with a third girl I had not met the day before. I drank a coke leisurely in the reception area with the girls and then invitied the skinny chica to her room. Same 100Q, but a world of difference in every other way. First of all her body rocked and she was much more into the sex play. Since she was so recpetive, I asked if I could take some pictures. "Por su puesto!" I love that answer! I'll try to post them in the photo section.

To pre-answer a few possible questions, my Spanish is pretty darn good, but I don't think it would have been neccessary to close the deal. Always makes for a better experience if you can communicate though.

I don't remember exactly where the MP was, but I mentioned the general vicinity. Do your own bargain hunting. It's part of the fun. For me it was safer than trying to pick up SWs and much cheaper than the clubs. By the way, all three girls were native Guatemalans.

Note that nearly all the MPs close in the early evening. If you're in a chica friendly hotel, you can order one sent to your room but you don't know what you'll be getting till you get it. There are a few MP ads that had websites but I can't verify that girls are the the same as the fotos.

All services were covered and I didn't do any licking of the lips that never speak. They appeared and smelled fresh but I'd prefer to shower with them before I do any of that kind of diving.

I didn't ask about take out, but I'm sure it would have been available. To be honest, I'd go right back and make that deal in a heartbeat if I return in the near future.

I tipped the slender girl an extra 30Q and she seemed happy about it. That left me with 40Q for the cab to the airport.

For the day and a half that I was in the City, it was an overall good experience. Perhaps I was just lucky, but I bet there are quite a few more diamonds in the rough to be discovered. Like I said, I'll try to post a few photos and you can be the judge.

Leo

Ford
12-12-05, 04:48
Can someone give me the 411 on the Crowne Plaza - guest friendly? guest policy? location?

(I think I smoked too much spliff last month on my trip to Jamaica, because for the life of me I can't remember which hotel I stayed in when I was in GUA back in 2002. I think it was the Crowne Plaza.) ;)

cheers.........

Dodger Bulldog
12-12-05, 07:26
So I decided to check out a few of the MP's listed in the newspaper. It appears some are classier than others and thus more expensive than others, but I got lucky and found a hottie at one of the cheaper ones. The one where I spent my money was a few blocks west and south of that ghastly Eiffel Tower looking thing ( I think Z8).... I wasn't complaining as I only paid 100Q!...I don't remember exactly where the MP was, but I mentioned the general vicinity.
Leo, thanks for the tip. I wasn't even aware of that idea. I love those prices!


I wrote this report a little earlier today, but didn't get it posted:

As for last night, I went to a new place (for me) called Le Club. It is high-priced, so I had avoided it, but I had a little Christmas money in my pocket.

The best babes I've seen in town. I narrowed it down to two, and started talking to one, when the waiter came to get me to buy her a fake drink, for $13. I hate that shit, so I told him that first I was going to talk to her a while.

He started complaning and told me to get the hell out of the club, since I had only bought one beer in 20 minutes.

Twenty FUCKING minutes!

He actually tried to take the beer out of my hand that was still 1/4 full.

I explained I was negotiating for servicio at Q600 ($78), and he wanted to throw me out over Q35 for a beer. It was nuts.

I asked for the manager and was told there was none. Right.

By now the chica had walked away embarrassed. I asked him if he was going to pay her the money he was costing her.

I solved it by going to the bathroom for awhile, then hanging out away from him in another part of the club.

Eventually the chica and I hooked up and went upstairs. She's against my normal type, but a total bombshell. 5'8", 120 pounds, extremely muscular and toned, and drop-dead gorgeous.

We barely got to the room and she was into DFK, which is incredibly rare here.

She was a bit of a tease, and very playful. For some reason many girls here balk at using Astroglide for lubrication, but she was totally infatuated with it and asked to keep the bottle.

Just wait until she learns about the Pocket Rocket!

It was KILLER sex. The kind that makes you laugh and giggle the whole time.

I guess we must have been a bit loud, because after coming, the attendant in the hall called into the room "Que rico, que rico!"

We chatted a bit, and when I told her I actually LIVE in Guatemala City, she offered her phone number without my even having to ask.

Just got off the phone with her and confirmed that I am to pick her up for the day.

My camera has been working very sporadically. I hope I get some shots for you. I bought a disposable just in case.

DB

Dodger Bulldog
12-12-05, 07:50
i picked up vivian in front of the club for a day at my apartment. she was only ten minutes late. not bad for chica time.

but it must have taken her at least that long to wriggle into her one piece black jumpsuit. it looked painted on.

once home, i showed her around my place to get the oohs and ahhs out of the way. compared to the places these chicas must share, i know my apartment is one of my biggest assets. they would much rather hang out here on their day off.

next, i let her sample the sauce that was simmering for dinner, before leading her to the bedroom.

this started another round of tender dfk. i gave her a light massage with oil, before lubing her up and bringing out the pocket rocket.

in just a few minutes i had to peel her off the ceiling. case closed. now i owned her.

and she found her way to pay me back. bbbj, as opposed to cbj in the club last night. then several positions, ending with doggie style.

it was a pleasant day of listening to music, getting to know each other, looking at my photos of the "chicas i have known" over the years.

this usually prepares them well for their own photo session, as they want to become part of the parade across my computer screen.

then it was time for dinner. have you ever heard that the way to a chica's heart is through her stomach? well, that, and with the pocket rocket.

it was getting late, and she thought it was time to head home. i asked her if first she would like to come with the pocket rocket one more time.

of course she would.

so, another round of great sex. i did her. she did me. we did us.

we agreed to get together on sundays, her day off, starting when i get back in january. i expect i can ride this train for quite a while.

vivian is very mature for 23, and we enjoyed the hell out of each other's company!

my total cost for the day: one plastic container so she could take home the leftovers. and a $4 bath gel and body spray combo that i grabbed at the supermarket while on the way to pick her up.

oh, and a homemade cd of the latino music we played while fucking our brains out. a little something for her to remember me by.

of course, $78 is a lot to pay in a club. but once you factor in the next day's ted (todo el dia), with several pops, all for gratis, it's not so much after all.

especially with more freebies coming down the road.

my camera sucks, i need a new one. but despite the colors being all screwed up, i hope that these photos get across what a primo piece of tail she is.

db

Monger 3
12-15-05, 19:19
for ruins and p*ssy...10 nights...any recommendations on how to go about this in Guatemala?

Noguera
12-23-05, 17:16
Hey Dodge

When you return back to Guatemala after the first of the year, could you do some recon work for us guys? That is in addition to the "Hunt for the Elusive Yani la Colombiana" at both Cats and Baron Rojo. Leo Linger wrote an excellent report on 12/9 about a little casa de cita he stumbled across only a couple of blocks west and south of the "Eiffel Tower". I have been to Cd. Guatemala a billion times and still don't know what that horrific monstrosity is really called! The cute little spinner in his report at the casa was well worth an hour of one's time. I love these dumpy little "budget" casas. It is much more fun to spend $25 bucks for an hour in bed talking, fucking, laughing, and visiting and getting to know a girl, than it is to drop a hundred over at Caprichos for nothing more than drinks.

Would you find the place that Leo Linger is reporting on and give us better directions? Location, signs on the building, caliber of girls, fee structure, hours, etc. How about details on a couple of other Wal-Mart equivalent casas in the downtown?

Eager to hear the details of your tagging the elusive Yani la Colombiana.

Dodger Bulldog
12-23-05, 17:43
Noguera,

I ran out and bought a copy of Prensa Libre and four other papers on the day after he posted the note.

I didn't see anything advertised in Zona 9 or 4, amost all were in Zona 1.

However, I am definitely inspired to explore this avenue when I return. I will let you know what I learn.

DB

ManWithNoName
01-08-06, 17:15
Stopped overnight in QC on my way to Xela. Tried to find some of the places mentioned in past posts with no luck. I was staying in zona 1 and you really don't want to wander around at night.

The next day I bought a copy of Prensa Libre and checked the listings for massages (masajes). Some listings are outcalls only, but many had both tel and address. There were a bunch in zona 1 so I walked around to check a few out.

The ones that I saw were very pleasant - appeared clean and the girls were in their 20's. prices varied, but ranged from Q130 for a half hour to Q200 for an hour). I imagine you dould do better. I ended up with Carmen for an hour for Q180 ($23). She was late 20's, pleasant, very clean, very affectionate and very accomadating. Very positive experience. I plan to go back on my return.

If your spanish is ok you can call and get prices. If your spanish is as bad as mine you need to go to the place and negotiate in person. Just ring the bell or knock on the door. These places all look like normal residences. Good luck.

Dodger Bulldog
02-21-06, 01:00
I have put together a list of massage parlors that have advertised in Prensa Libre over the past month. I would appreciate any and all help in checking them out.

Let's try to report the quality, price, service and overall recommendation, as make any corrections and changes, since many of these places come and go quickly.

DB

Zona 1; Phone; Phone #2; Hours; Notes

1 Ave 12-56; 5589-0251 9A-10P
1 Ave 16-31; 5661-2239 9A-8P
2 Ave 3-29; 5790-8950 9A-7P
2 Ave 9-34; 5819-9484 9:30A-7:30P
3 Ave 5-27; 2232-0781 9A-7P
6 Ave 3-24; 5907-8950 9:30A-7:30P, Park in Front
8 Ave 1-26; 5617-6141 9A-8P
11 Ave 19-37; 5743-7236 , 5868-0408, 8A-6P
Ave Elena 8-41; 5580-2737 , 2220-9332, 9A-6P
"A" Calle 3-64; 5911-9083 , 2251-5970, 9A-7P
5 Calle 0-10; 5650-6382 , 5708-3483, 9:30A -9P, "Sweet Moments"
5A Calle 0-10; 5978-1046 , 2220-3101, 9A-8:30P
9A Calle 3-64; 5617-6141 , 2251-5970, 9A-8P
12 Calle 0-38; 5214-4161 10A-7P
14 Calle 10-57; 5876-0037 2P-1A

Zona 2 Phone; Phone #2; Hours; Notes

Calle Marti 10-17; 5765-7083 9A-7P
2 Calle 11-12; 9A-7P, "The Marian"

Zona 4 Phone; Phone #2; Hours; Notes

6a Calle 6-55; 5868-6833 10:30A-7P

Zona 7 Phone; Phone #2; Hours; Notes

14 Calle 31-01 Tikal III; 5779-7802 10A-7P

Zona 9 Phone; Phone #2; Hours; Notes

Calle Montefur 5-57; 5966-3881 , 5510-5299, 10A-7P, in Plaza Espana

Zona 10 Phone; Phone #2; Hours; Notes

Los Proceres 16 Ave 17-42; 5583-1368 , 2366-2467, 10A-8P
1 Ave 10-24; 5944-1257 , 2332-0124, 12A-12P, $120 Hour, $90 1/2 H

Zona 11 Phone; Phone #2; Hours; Notes

5 Ave 9-83 Apt. D; 10A-7P, Close to IGSS
16 Ave 6-33 Carabanchel; 10A-10P
6 Calle 6-40 Col. Mariscal; 5292-8279 10A-8P, Q250 Hour, 175 1/2 H
21 Diag, Calle Mariscal 5-32; 5979-7361

Zona 12 Phone; Phone #2; Hours; Notes

5 Ave 22-28 Reformita; 5653-5596 10A-10P
14 Ave 23-79; 2476-8463 9A-8P

Lorenzo
03-16-06, 02:33
I am in Guatemala City for 3 days on my 30 day sex tour of Central America. I am visiting all 7 CA countries and plan to monger in each one. Last night was Guatemala City's turn. It turned out quite differently from what I had hoped, but I'm not complaining.

I had read this forum thoroughly before starting out, and the clubs that looked like they would be most to my liking were Venus and Exstasis. I made a big mistake in not writing down the addresses, because when I got in the taxi, the cabbie had not heard of either of them. I told him I was looking for chicas, so he took me to Club Elite, saying it was the best in the city. It turned out to be a glitzy Vegas style night club. When I entered they told me the cover was US$25, which included all I could drink. Since I wasn't there to drink, this didn't mean that much to me; had I been thinking wth the right head I would have turned around and walked out. Instead I said what the fuck and paid and went in. I stood and surveyed the room for a while. The chicas were reasonably attractive, but none outstanding, and no head turners. Some of the chicas up dancing were actually fat. One chica came over and I sent her away. I finally summoned one to my liking, and we got down to business right away. She said she wanted US$400 for an hour, then came down to US$300. I sent her away. It gradually dawned on me that this was a very expensive place; no wonder I have never seen it mentioned here.

I next sat with a very attractive Chica named Maria Fernanda. I thought I might wangle her down to a reasonable price, so I foolishly agreed to a $17 chica drink. Some time later, when we were still negotiating, one of the managers made it clear to me that it was a house rule that if we went with a chica we had to buy her a half bottle of Chivas Regal for US$250. In addition, the room is $50, and the chica wanted $300, so the total would have been US$600! And no, I was not mistaking quetzals for dollars; they made it quite clear they meant dollars. So I left, having spent $42 for just a gin and tonic and the chance to stroke the inside of Maria Fernanda's thigh for a few minutes. Avoid this place at all costs.

So I got another taxi. This driver recommended Night Club Platinum. He said Venus was too dangerous. I suspected he would be getting a kickback, but I didn't see any money change hands. Platinum was an entirely different kind of place, more downscale, less glitzy, but the chicas were just as attractive as Club Elite. I settled on a 20 year old Honduran spinner named Jessica. She wanted Q600 for a half hour and Q1200 for an hour. She wouldn't budge from this. I know that this is much, much more than mongers have reported paying, but I didn't want to go to yet another place. Besides, she had agreed to all my sexual requests, and I found her attractive. The room was not bad at all, and she was outstanding: DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS. Best sexual encounter I have had in recent memory. I think I'll go back tonight.

Lorenzo

Cpteasy
03-16-06, 21:20
...Lorenzo, down to El Salvador! Most of the spinners in Guate (and many of the fat ones, too) are Salvadoreñas, anyway, but once they cross into Guate, they are less their own boss and out of their comfort zone.

Get an afternoon delight at Kiss Fresh and request Juli. Tell her Miguel sent you. Buy her what she wants and give her a big kiss for me. If you don't like her looks, tell her that she should make some recommendations based on what you want. Check it out (phone, photos, address, etc. at http://www.kissfresh.com.sv/index.htm

If you sit at the bar, you can survey the scene and chat w/o enduring the contrived "line up and meet and greet" unless that's you're thing. Spend some time there (it closes at 7 PM, but opens at 9 AM, and I've been there that early.

I know that Andrea does it all, including anal, but I don't like her looks, altho I've had her.

I'm temporarily out of commission in a US hospital...nothing to do w/ mongering!

I've lived throughout CA and ES is the best. The Chapines are secretive and scared; the Catrachas are lazy; the Ticas are confused and it all goes back to the unresolved war; the Ticas are snotty and think their "kitty-cats" don't stink. The "Guanacas", on the other hand, are generally open, honest, hard-working, innovative, grateful and deserving.

EXAMPLE: Years ago my dad came down w/ some state politicians, one of whom wanted to go to a cathouse, so I took him, and he fell "in lust" w/ one at a now defunct place. So, I negotiated cuz he wanted her back at his expensive hotel. We had to pay prior to pulling her, however. He gets to the hotel and security won't let her in and runs her off, so he goes dejectedly to his room figuring she's got a great excuse to skip w/ the bucks. A few minutes later, he hears a tapping at his door. She's found a back way up to keep her end of the deal. Typical. BTW, he missed the outbound flight in the AM cuz she had him deep inside her when the airline shuttle left him!!

Have fun!

Lorenzo
03-19-06, 05:13
Followup on my previous report. The next night I went back to Platinum and requested Jessica. She was available and we went back to a different room for an hour. It was the same as the night before, pure sexual ecstasy; DKF, BBBJ (con much gusto on Jessica's part), DATY, CFS. I then went to Tikal for two days and am now in Antigua for 3 days. I am planning to call Jessica tomorrow (Sunday)--she gave me her cell phone number--because the clubs are closed. She said she could come out to Antigua Sunday and return Monday.

Cpteasy,

Thanks for the tips. You can be sure I'll follow up on them. However, I'm not clear on the following terms--Chapines, Catrachas--could you please explain? I know that Ticas are Costa Ricans. But there hasn't been any war in Costa Rica, at least not in the last century. Are you sure you didn't mean some other country?

Lorenzo

Lorenzo
03-19-06, 23:48
One final observation on Guatemala City: the cabbies in GC are absolutely the dumbest I have ever seen--anywhere! I could understand--maybe--their not knowing where some mongering spots are, given that most of the customers appear to be Guatemaltecos and presumably drive their own cars. But one cabbie who picked me up at Platinum had never heard of the Holiday Inn! I just told him 'zona diez' so he would drive in the right general direction, thinking I might find a landmark. Eventually I saw the Holiday Inn's neon sign towering on the horizon and pointed it out to him. I also had two that couldn't find well known restaurants in zone 10. It's a good idea, if you are going somewhere in a taxi, to have the address with you. However, none of the mongering spots mentioned in this forum are in the phone book, for whatever reason, so you'd best get the address from ISG.

Lorenzo

Clutch
03-21-06, 08:39
Fellas,

I was in Guate until last week. I spent 2 weeks there and had a trusted family member (cousin) as my mongering guide and comrade. This is my second extended stay in the capital and I am fluent in Spanish wich helps lots. We went to a couple of regular clubs first. Bora Bora is a cool almost outdoor type place with a live band and lots of cute girls but the more happening place is Alfred Hitchcock's. Lots of hot Guatemalan babes in their 20’s and 30’s (same as us). If you are looking for a legit girl to try and hook up with, I would recommend both.

We ended the night at Le Club International or "Le Club" as everybody calls it. Apparently this is the best and classiest chica club in Guate City. This is what I was told, not personal experience. I saw lots of 9’s and 10’s in this place and was very impressed with the selection. Blondes, brunettes, and lots of girls that looked like models and actresses. I chose a petite little girl that was adorable. Not a stunner but a 5 foot petite little Nicaraguan cutie that was under 95 lbs. Her name is Nanni and she is 24 yo.. I bought her a rip-off chica drink that cost about $12 US and we started chatting. We really hit it off and she seemed surprised that I was being really nice to her. I guess lots of guys are not polite or respectfull to the girls? I’m not sure. The conversation was flowing smoothly and before I knew it I had been sitting with her for 2 hours. I saw my cuz a few booths over with an absolutely hot blonde on his lap so I knew we weren’t leaving anytime soon! I declined a really hot girl sent over by my cuz to stay with my girl so I really won her over at that point. I was getting pretty horny and I started asking her about the upstairs rooms. She said it cost 600Q (approx 80 US) to go upstairs. I later found out that the top notch girls charge 800Q (approx 110 US). We went upstairs and my research taught me to tip the door person. I gave her 10 US and up we went. We went at it like a couple of teenagers. She gave me a CBJ, and 5 positions of pure pleasure. We fell asleep and then showered afterwards. All this lasted about 1hr 15 mins. This little spinner gave me all she had, a total sweetie. She stayed with me for 2 more hours until my friends were all done. I only bought her 1 more chica drink the whole time. We just talked and had a nice time.

She knew I was staying for a while and she gave me her cell# and her real name. She told me her day off is Sunday and we made plans to spent the day together. We ended up going to dinner and having a nice relaxing time at a moderately priced hotel arranged by my cousin for the entire evening. It was a total GFE and was at no charge to me. I payed for everything of course but it was like being with a normal girl. This would be incredibly rare (more like impossible) in the US. We are still in touch but I think it is wishful thinking on her part. On to Antigua!!!!!!!!!! I'll post about that when I get a chance.

Clutch

Noguera
03-22-06, 03:18
Hey Clutch …

Is this the same girl that you were with at Le Club? This one calls herself Yani, but spells it Jany. She is also Nicaraguan.

Clutch
03-25-06, 18:25
Noguera, Nope. The girl I was with has shorter, darker hair and a little cuter face. Sorry for the delay with my reply but I went to Vegas for a few days. I will post my Antigua experience in the appropriate thread very soon.

Stay safe,

Clutch

Lorenzo
04-18-06, 04:54
This will be a summary of my recent month long mongering trip through all 7 Central American countries. I plan to post this report on the forums of all of these countries: Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama. As some of you know, I have alraedy posted several reports for each of the individual countries, some lengthy, some sketchy because there wasn't much to report. The responses to my reports were overwhelmingly positive, and I want to thank all the guys right now who posted positive responses on the threads and who sent me PMs. I got at least 10 PMs, all of them supportive, and I am grateful for these. A small number of negative responses were posted, all of them on the Honduras and Nicaragua forums. This was probably because I was less than enthusiastic about these countries, and some mongers apparently felt that I had insulted their favorite haunts. Now I am not an especially thin-skinned guy and can take my lumps, but I thought these few responses were surprisingly vicious. The posters seemed to feel the need to attack me personally. They seem to have no conception of the fact that reasonable people can have differing opinions on the same subject and still be civil to each other. I made it quite clear in each of my posts that it was my first time in CA and that I was taking this mongering trip largely out of curiosity to see how the mongering situation was in some countries I had never been to before. I made it clear, and want to make it clear now, that my reports are not intended for the veteran CA monger but for those, like myself, who are veteran mongers but who are new to this area, or at least some of the countries, and to this extent they may be helpful to some. If that isn't the case, well you can always ignore it and move on. But the negative posters just couldn't grasp this. They couldn't grasp why someone who is in a city for the first time might prefer to pay $55 to an escort service to have a chica come directly to his room for some excellent sex, rather than attempt to guide a brain dead taxi driver through the slums of Managua to find a hole in the wall massage parlor where he can get laid for $10. They seem to be unable to grasp that my time and my convenience are worth money too. These doofuses seem to exemplify Oscar Wilde's definition of a cynic as someone who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. But I guess some people will always be terminally stupid.

Anyway, on to mongering. First I want to make a few observations about visiting CA, based on my trips through these 7 countries, that some might find helpful:

1) With the exception of Costa Rica, the taxi drivers in CA seem NEVER to have change--NEVER. So you will be well advised, early in your stay in a country, to stock up on the country's smallest paper currency unit.
2) The taxi drivers in Guatemala City and Managua are the dumbest in the world--and I've been all over the world. In GC, always have the address written down. In Managua you can't even do this, because there aren't any addresses! By contrast, the San Jose taxi drivers seem smart and helpful.
3) Even top of the line hotels may not have all the amenities you might expect. For example, I didn't once see an English langauage newspaper in the 6 Spanish speaking countries; I guess they've never heard of the International Herald Tribune. This is surprising, because it can be found all over South America. What is even more surprising is that it is often hard to find newspapers even in Spanish; the Holiday Inn in Guatemala City had no newspapers at all. Similarly, if you need toothpaste or deodorant, don't expect your hotel to have it; you'll probably have to go to a tienda.
4) You will need to have some knowledge of Spanish--period. This is especially true in El Salvador, Honduras, and Nicaragua.
5) I found Central Americans to be exceptionally warm, friendly, and helpful during my trip. I even had the manager of a Guatemala City restaurant drive me back to my hotel when I couldn't find a taxi. I didn't meet a single nasty person. But read on.
6) In all of these countries, watch your back. Your physical safety comes first. If you don't know an area, don't assume it's safe. Take a taxi from door to door, even for short distances. Take only official taxis, and except in Managua, don't get in a taxi if another passenger is in it. (In Managua, taxis are routinely shared.)

Now on to my comparative country ratings. In evaluating the countries comparatively, I took the following factors into consideration: the ease of getting pussy; the quality of the girls, i.e., physical attractiveness, without considering their expertise; the quality of the sexual experience, which means the sexual skills of the girls, physical attractiveness aside; and price. For the record, I had sex in all 7 countries, 11 girls, 14 encounters (3 of them repeats, obviously). I'll make comments on each of these factors for each country, and then I'll give each country a rating from 1 through 10. What am I using as my paradigms? Well, I'm a veteran Rio de Janeiro monger, and to me Rio is the pussy capital of the world, so Rio would get a 10: easily available sex, beautiful girls who are highly skilled sexually, and reasonable prices (although Rio has gotten more expensive lately). Bangkok would get a 9.75, only because Thai girls are not always good kissers. As for a 1, I've never experienced a 1, but it would be something like what I imagine a conservative Moslem country to be: a place where getting laid is difficult or impossible, and might even be dangerous. So those are the parameters, and herewith the individual country summaries.

BELIZE: There is only one reliable place to get laid in Belize, which is Raul's Rose Garden near the Belize City airport. An hour with a bored chica or Belizean girl resulting in lackluster sex will cost about US$75. A few posters say they have gotten connections to girls from taxi drivers, but I had no luck with this. OVERALL RATING: 2.

GUATEMALA: Guatemala City has the highest concentration of quality chicas in all of CA, approaching but not equaling the termas in Rio. They are also very skilled sexually and I had them do everything I asked. However, it is also the most expensive. In the two best clubs, the rates are US$78 for 1/2 hour and US$156 for an hour, fixed by the club, not negotiable. There are cheaper places, but the quality of girls is nowhere near as high. Avoid the Club Elite; it's a ripoff for people on expense accounts and gullible tourists. OVERALL RATING: 8

EL SALVADOR: This country is CA's hidden gem. Pussy is readily available, All the girls I was with are quite skilled sexually, and DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS seem to be the norm. CIM was no problem. And it's incredibly cheap! There is a slight variation in the prices at the clubs, but the average is about US$25 for 1/2 hour and US$40 for an hour. So what's the drawback? Simple: the quality of the girls is not high. There are some attractive honeys available if you look, but the majority of the girls in the houses are skanks, and some are outright pigs. But as I said, the good ones are there if you look--really look. On the San Salvador thread, Cpteasy's posts are quite informative. OVERALL RATING: 8.5

HONDURAS: A wretched country; if Honduras has any redeeming qualities, I didn't see any. Don't come here for mongering. If you must come here, I suppose you can find something. You'll probably fare better in San Pedro Sula than Tegucigalpa. On the SPS thread, Ford's posts are pretty good. As for Tegucigalpa, forget it. It's easier to get laid in North Korea than Tegucigalpa. (If you think I'm exaggerating, I'm not: read my post from the North Korea forum: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=400531&postcount=44.) All I could manage to get was a hand job. As far as I could tell from the Tegucigalpa thread, that's all that anyone got. I read every single post on this thread and didn't find a single person who got laid or even got a blow job. OVERALL RATING: 1.5

NICARAGUA: Not quite as wretched as Honduras, but close. At least Leon is interesting as a tourist attraction, and I have heard Granada is too. Managua is a chaotic city where the streets don't even have names. Your best bet for mongering is to call an escort service in the Yellow Pages and hope for the best. I had good results from Bellamaris; cost US$55. OVERALL RATING: 4

COSTA RICA: Costa Rica, especially San Jose, is one of the best documented forums on this website, so I don't need to say a lot. Pussy is readily available, all over the place actually. The girls are uniformly good in bed, DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS the norm. Prices are reasonable; I never paid more than US$60 for an hour. Quality of girls overall is so so. There are some very attractive ones available, but a large number of skanks as well. Your best bet for finding quality chicas is the Sportsmens Lodge. What keeps me from giving CR a 10 is the fact that San Jose just isn't a very interesting city, so there's not much to do but monger. The tourist attractions lie elsewhere in the country. OVERALL RATING: 9

PANAMA: I didn't give Panama the attention it deserves, largely because I was doing tourist things like a canal boat ride, and I was recovering from being sick. I only mongered at one place, River Club, where I got a beautiful chica who was lousy in bed. Cost $US80 cash, $85 credit card. But pussy seems readily available, and I assume that what I paid was representative. But my rating will have to be tentative because of my limited mongering there, so I am basing it largely on other mongers reports as well as my own experience. OVERALL RATING: 7

So there it is. I hope some mongers will find this helpful. If you have experiences to add, please share them. Let's help maintain what should be the fraternal nature of this forum.

Lorenzo

Shtupp
04-30-06, 20:33
Hey Lorenzo, thanks for taking the time to report on all those places!

I really like Venus, Paradise Club and Cats in that order. The only thing that bugs me about these places is they all like to hit you up for chica drinks. I don't remember it being this bad a few years ago.

Anyone know if the Westin Camino Real is girl friendly? I'm staying there for a couple of nights and want to try out the escort scene. I'll let you guys know how it goes, but I've been looking at a few sites:

www.hotescortsgt.com Prices quoted 400Q/hr addnl hr 200Q Kelly and Kathy look interesting

Here are some massage joints on the web. Also, they can also be found at http://www.prensalibre.com/clasi/index.html (look under "Varios" along with other escort/massage parlor services in case you can't find a newspaper:

www.sensualrelax.ya.st Zona 1 Massage joint I will investigate

www.sexypinkpanthers.com Another Zona 1 place. No chica pics

www.relajaciontotal.ya.st Same as the others, four girls pictured

Also, right next door to Venus is a white building that the taxi driver told me is another establishment open during the day - I will investigate.

If anyone can relocate Maruchas I will be forever in your debt.. I thought that place was hands down THE best brothel in Guat city and it was a great loss to the monger community when they closed. Oh well.

Biffy
05-10-06, 01:38
Like a lot of mongers I'd like to break new ground from time to time so....

How does Guat compare with SJ or Colombia in terms of numbers and accessibility of chicas?

I know I can get to the Del Ray in SJ or LDV in Colombia and be knee deep in pussy in minutes. Whats the equivalent in Guat?

Also my MO is to check the SG's, then if nothing suits hit the clubs or bars to pick something up.

This usually requires a taxi and quite a bit of planning etc. My Spanish is limited, but I get by.

How would I fare in Guat?

Hows the situation with the often reported crime and violence???

Lorenzo
05-10-06, 21:07
Biffy,

I think you will find that all the questions you ask have already been answered if you would just take the time to read the forum. It constantly puzzles me why people like you think others should take the time to answer your questions when you won't make the effort to read the forum to find out what you need to know BEFORE you ask any questions.

Lorenzo

Dodger Bulldog
05-10-06, 22:59
Bif,

I've been to both the Del Rey in San Jose and LDV in Cartegena. I would say that Guatemala is to those two places as a mosquito is to an eagle.

But you might be able to find a honeybee or two here...

Guate is not cheap by any means. Normal price scales at the places where I've hung out, all quoted for 30 minutes:

Platino's, Le Club, and Capricho's 600 Q
Oro Solido 500 Q
Cats and Paradiso 400 Q (Cats adds a mandatory 10 Q for a condom)
Men's Club, Venus, Extasis 300 Q

Multiply each 100 Q times $13.

The prices typically double for a full hour, as there is rarely a volume discount. It is much better to engage a girl for 1/2 hour, and then tip 20 Q to the little old lady who runs the rooms.

Do this BEFORE you begin your session, while asking the mamasita for "un poco mas tiempo, por favor."

I haven't had one of those warning knocks at the door since I started doing this.

Hottest girls: Platino's and Le Club
Best value: Men's Club and, sometimes, Cats

Le Club insists that you buy a drink every 30 minutes. The waiters wipe your table constantly so that they can pick up your drink and try to steal it away.

If you aren't buying quickly enough to suit them, a manager comes by to shine a flashlight on drink, then on your face, then on your drink, then on your face...

A total pain in the ass.

One night at Le Club, over the course of about three hours, I bought three beers for myself, plus two chica drinks, and 1/2 hour servicio, for a total cost of 885 Q ($115).

The next two times I went back, I learned that I was "banned" for not spending enough money there!

I had to bribe the manager and promise to buy a drink for myself every 30 minutes in order to get back in to see my favorite chica.

You will find the higher class SW in Zona 9 around 12 Calle and 6 Avenida. Watch out though, the majority of them are TVs.

Cheaper SWs can be found trolling Zona 1. You definitely need to address safety issues in that part of town at night.

Do NOT ever bother stepping into Elite in Zona 10. In addition to a $25 cover charge, the girls want $150 for 1/2 hour on premises. It's a total clip joint.

Suerte,

DB

Biffy
05-11-06, 00:23
Thanks Dodger, your thoughts put it into context nicely, which i find helpful.

I've spent time in SJ, LDV, Managua and Rio, Recife etc so its always helpful to manage expectations before (if) you go!

Lorenzo: people "like me" - do you know me? hmmm.... I wonder why you have got negative responses to your report?

Interdude
05-11-06, 02:26
Hey everyone. First time in Guatemala City. Anyone have any recommendations for a non spanish person staying at gran tikal futura hotel for 1 week? Thanks everyone!

Lorenzo
05-11-06, 05:56
Lorenzo: hmmm.... I wonder why you have got negative responses to your report?
The answer to that is simple: I haven't. The responses to my reports have been overwhelmingly positive, and on this thread, unanimously positive.

By people 'like you' I mean people who expect others to do all the work in providing information before they put any effort into finding it themselves. RTFF!

Lorenzo

Dodger Bulldog
05-14-06, 19:54
I got a bottle of Gallo and checked out the chicas and all but one was fat, ugly, or both

I´m in Pana and trying to find ¨the green casa on the hill¨. Shit, there are dozens of green casas here. It looks like I might have a dry spell until I get back to the City.
Exactly!

This has always been my experience when trying to find these cheap places, both inside and outside the city.

First, you spend hours trying to find some place because no one leaves decent addresses or directions on the board.

Then, these place open and close so fast that you will often find a "for rent" sign in front of them.

If you do actually get inside of one, the females (I refuse to use the endearing term "chicas" for them), are all fat ugly warthogs.

I marveled one time at a club in Xela which one monger had raved about, that I could actually be inside a room with over thirty females between the ages of 20-30, and NOT A SINGLE ONE was the least bit attractive to me. In fact, most made me want to vomit!

And these are women who sell their bodies for a living. Go figure.

We all have different tastes, I guess. Or different thresholds for pain. But the women at these "bargain" clubs and casas, they make my eyes burn!

Hey, I consider myself a bargain monger. I like a cheap fuck as much as anyone does and can negotiate price with the best of them. That is why I moved to Latin America.

But I believe that in Guatemala, at least below a certain price level of 300 Q, you truly do get what you pay for.

If I ever found a cheap one who I liked I would not hesitate to dominate her time. But in a year of searching, I am yet to find a single cheap one worth doing here.

Son of Monkey, if you are thinking of coming to Guatemala solely for sex vacation, I don't recommend it. I think you might be dissapointed. There are so many better places to go.

Yes, there are decent chicas available, for a price, if you happen to be here for other reasons. But it is not worth a special trip just to hobby.

However, do not let the crime issue of crime keep you away. It is completely overblown. The ONLY trouble I have had in a year here is when the police stopped me and hit me up for a bribe.

Sure, there could be trouble, just like any other place in the world, so be cognizant of your surroundings and don't dress or act ostentatiously.

But on the whole Guatelmaltecos are kind, generous, honest, and good people, who are willing to take extra time to try to help you.

I have made many wonderful friends in Guatemala!

DB

Dodger Bulldog
05-14-06, 19:59
I finally got specific directions from a fellow monger for "La Linea," so called because it is a long row of working girls alongside a railroad line:

"If you're looking for real 3rd word experience, ask cabbie to take you to "La Linea" In Zona 1 (approx Avenina 14 and Calle 9, Zona 1). Really fugly chicks (2-4), but sometimes you find nice ones. Can't beat it at 20-40Q ($3-5) a fuck."

So I checked it out yesterday.

Once there, you need to get out and walk, as the women are in shacks on both sides of the abandoned railroad track. It runs for approximately four blocks.

I went in broad daylight for safety reasons, and had no concerns. In fact, two motorcycle police were there, monitoring the situation.

Some of the women were leaning in their doorways, but most were sacked out on their beds, looking totally bored. No one was making an effort to attract attention to herself.

Hundreds of men, and boys, were standing there looking around. Hoping for an angel to appear, I guess.

On the whole, the women were very gross and disgusting. I have no idea how they could ever attract anyone.

I saw one who stood out above the rest. She had a nice slender body, was maybe 30 years old (quite young for this group), and was actually dressed in attractive lingerie.

Her face was kind of mean looking, but she wasn't ugly. She was on a pay phone yelling at someone. When she got off, I followed behind to see where her love shack was.

As soon as she got to the door, a Guatelmalteco slipped in for business. Despite having some negatives, this one was clearly the pick of the litter and I imagine she keeps quite busy.

Otherwise, out of over a hundred or so women here, maybe two weren't repulsive. Not that I found them attractive, mind you, they just weren't totally repulsive like the rest.

So, I went in search of massage parlors in Zona 1. I had been monitoring Prense Libre ads for a few months, copying down every address I could find. I put them together in a spreadsheet and posted it on this thread a while back.

I could not find most of the places. It is problematic that the avenidas in Zona 1 tend to end in letters, as in Ave 6 A, Ave 2 A or 2 B, etc., so Ave 6 and 2 are very small side streets that can be quite hard to find.

I drove around looking for addresses for a total of four hours.

Some places I never could find. Others had for rent or for sale signs on them. Others were clearly different businesses, tiendas and such. Some I just didn't feel it would be wise to park my car and venture inside.

Really, for a visitor with limited time and without a car, it would be quite impractical to even attempt this. I found it to be a big waste of time.

I did try out two places.

One was at Calle 5, 0-10, in Zona 1. Actually, it was a large casa and looked better inside than I expected. There were three chicas. Two fat and ugly, and one average sized and plain. When she opened her mouth, her rotten teeth totally turned me off.

The price was 200 Q for 1/2 hour, not much of a savings over your basic club girl who costs 300 Q. I thanked them and took a pass.

The other MP I went into was in Zona 9, Calle Montefur 5-57. This is also known as Calle 12, and is inside a small shopping center called Plaza España, with convenient parking out front. Go inside and it is the last door on the right on the first floor.

There were only two chicas working, both better then at the last stop, but both pretty hefty souls. At 300 Q, there was no savings to be had here at all.

I had a pleasant conversation with the manager and told him that I want a young flaquita with a beatiful face and a friendly personality, who gives a great blow job.

It also wouldn't hurt if she could hold an intelligent conversation and is independently wealthy, LOL.

I told him that I am in search of the perfect chica...

I gave him my cell phone number and told him to call me ever he ever should be so fortunate as to employ in of these angels.

One side benefit, while wondering in Zona 1 I did stop at the street booths that sell bootleg CDs and DVDs. I picked up twelve CDs of Latin music for a total of 100 Q, ($13), and they all sound fine. Movies will run you 20 Q each.

There are SOME bargains in Guatemala, after all!

So then I went to see one of my old reliables at Cats, 3 A Calle between 4 Ave and 5 Ave in Zona 9.

Melani is a 28 year old Nica with a lovely face, rock hard body, and big beautiful eyes. She has smallish tits, but is very friendly and conversational.

Melani is quite a little ballwasher and gives by far the best blow job I have ever had in Guatemala. She did not disappoint me!

Cats has a few other decent lookers, at a cost of 400 Q for 1/2 hour plus a mandatory 10 Q for a condom.

BTW, beware of Jennifer here. She is stunning, has a perfect long and lean body with a killer ass, and can really dance. She absolutely reeks of sexuality.

I took Jennifer upstairs one time in the past, but when we got there, she wanted to turn the lights off so I could not see her, refused to take her top off, and was a complete dead fish in bed.

I complained to tha manager and demanded a replacement, and to my surprise, he agreed. Apparently this is not the first time that someone had complained about Jennifer.

Anyway, back to last night with Melani. I tipped the mamasita 15 Q in advance and asked for "un poco mas tiempo." We stayed for an hour and a half without a knock at the door.

The sex was awesome, and we had quite a nice lovers chat afterwards. I really like this chica!

A beautiful chica, great service, a wonderful time. True, you can pay less elsewhere.

But I sure went home happy boy!

DB

Shtupp
05-15-06, 22:08
Hi Dodger,

I was at the Calle Montefur MP at Plaza Espana shopping center last Thursday and there were 4 chicas working there. They were average looking girls, but they weren't ugly and for somebody who is horny I think any one of them would do. For the benefit of the forum their price structure is:

200Q - 1/2 hr massage, oral, happy ending
300Q - 1/2 hr massage, oral, sexo
400Q - 1 hr massage, oral, sexo

I chose Brenda, a 23 yo slim morena who had a nice smile and was friendly at the reception.

We went upstairs for a half hour and there she gave a mediocre massage quickly followed by about a 3 minute blowjob and then to the main event which was very uninspired and mechanical. Also, the room was as hot as hell and there was no fan or a/c.

Overall, I wouldn't go back there unless it was a cool day and I was really horny during the day when the nightclubs like Cats and Venus are closed.

I think I would have to agree with you DB that your best bet is to stick with the club girls and pay the 400Q or so. The service is much better as I don't think the club chicas are going through as many men as a MP chica.

Next month I will try out some escort girls and let you all know how they are.

Dodger Bulldog
05-28-06, 05:34
I learned of a place in Zona 2 and decided to go exploring.

Take 6A Avenida, the main road through Zona 9, and pass through Zonas 4 and 1 into Zona 2. After you reach Zona 2 you will soon come to a major thoroughfare which is Calle Marti (it would be 5 Calle if it had a number).

Turn right and go four blocks to 10 Avenida. Parking is on the side street, where there are assistants to direct you, and even extend an umbrella when it rains. Walk to the club which is facing Calle Marti and is only identified by the large numerals in front, 10-54.

It is a bar, located in an surprisingly large house with several rooms. There is no entry fee, and they didn't even bother patting me down. Everyone was very friendly and the help was quite attentive, without becoming pushy.

Beer costs only 20 Q, and on this Saturday night I actually got twofers for that price. The chica I was with told me that was unusual.

She said they hardly ever see a gringo in there. Once in a while a rare Japanese or Korean, but usually just Guatelmaltecos.

This is exactly the kind of local club I have been hoping to find. I am sure that there must be many more like it.

Out of about 20 chicas, I saw one tall, slender stunner. There were 3-4 more I would have had no problem doing, and it went on down from there. A fairly typical assortment.

Many couples (very recently formed, I should note) were dancing to a mix of American and Latin music with some occasional reggaeton.

I got the stunner's attention, and found that "Lucky" was very friendly and sweet. Servicio costs only 220 Q for 1/2 hour, the cheapest I have found in any club here.

She wanted to do CBJ, but agreed to BBBJ for a few minutes. I was pleased that DFK was included. We did three other positions, starting with cowgirl, then doggie, and finishing with me on top.

Lucky was muy caliente!

Afterwards I bought her a drink (chica drinks 45 Q), and we had a pleasant chat. She told me the hours were 6 PM to 1 AM six nights a week, closed on Sunday.

It's definitely worth checking out!

DB

Double
06-02-06, 20:13
I have met a woman from Guatemala. I am attempting to speak to her about sex. What are the words that are used to say penis, vagina, and ass in Guatemala?

I have attempted to ask her but she says that she does not understand.

Any help that anyone can provide would be helpful........

Thanks

Artisttyp
06-02-06, 21:31
Penis-pene
vagina- chocha
ass-trasero

me gusta lamer-I like to lick
me chupas mi pene- you suck my dick
estilo perro-doggy style
sesenta nueve-69
cojer-fuck

Grand Pollo
06-02-06, 23:54
Culo and sometimes cula even though it is not a feminine noun is usually used for ass, vs. the medical term, trasero.

Bicho is often used for pussy. Chocho/cha is common in the DR as well.

I am not sure of the need to use an indirect object pronoun (me) for the chupar example - me chupas mi pene means - to me, suck my penis. Chupame (suck me) or chupa mi pene (imperative form of chupar) is a way to say this.

Actually "quiero que chupes mi pene" says I want you to , using the proper subjunctive form of chupar and not expressing it as a question, but a stated desire. This is an ideal way to talk, even to a P4P girl.

Coger is spelled with a g and not a j. Coger also means "get" in many Latin American countries (the DR it does not mean fuck) and as such chingar is found as a typical word for fuck as well. Where coger is used for fuck use conseguir or obtener for get. Chingar is pronounced sin-gar with a silent h.

If you don't want to say "fuck" and with some, really most, girls you don't need to be crude for no reason, use "Quiero hacer amor contigo", I want to make love with you. No sense offending people.

Dodger Bulldog
06-03-06, 05:12
"Culito" means little ass, and the chicas definitely prefer it over culo.

"Paranga" is slang for cock.

I like to say "chupame mi paranga." It is in the command form, as in "close the window."

This has a bit of a nasty connotation, similar to "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you" does in English. When you use it they might tell you not to say bad words, but usually with a smile.

Yes, the slang word for cock is feminine. Is Spanish great language, or what?

DB

Eric7
06-04-06, 23:03
It's incredible sll the slang. What is true in one country is totally different in another, no? Ja ja

Chocha too, is pussy to cubans, but in Nicaragua, refers to a local. The same as Guanaca does in El Salvador.

Bicho is dick to Puerto Ricans, but means a "bug" to Cubans.
I was with my cuban wife many years back, at a party of a puerto ricans house. I made the comment that was over-heard "look at the bicho on the wall", and everybody busted my balls for it.

All too funny.

eric7

Gamma Ray 007
07-01-06, 17:00
I really appreciate all the tips here--I learned a *lot* and plan to get the most from my week in GC. I'm still looking for info on a good massage (possibly with body scrub, or is that too metrosexual?) with happy ending but within a few blocks of the hotels at the north end of Zona 10? I don't want to take a taxi all the way to Zona 1 to try the ones posted down the thread (which sound great, though, and I may try them anyway).

Also, what is my best chance for afternoon nude strip shows?

Eric7
07-02-06, 09:14
Gamma

U will not find any bodyscrub/massage parlors in Zona 10.

Your only other alternative in the area, is to call one of the esorts listed in the classifieds, and they come to your hotel, to massage and have full sex.
It's in the Prinsa Libre (is that it?) yellow classifed section. The paper sells out early, so you have to hurry to get one. But probably 8-12 escorts listed and I have used them before.

I just returned from GC and had a great time. It was during the W. Cup games. I attended Paradise Club in zona 9. Real close and I like it's style.
Rainey night, about 15-20 girls there. I hooked up with a hottie from Panama.
I had seen here last time I was there, but never expd. her. Very very nice.
Her name is Jenessi...Girl rocks when she dances nude!
She danced on stage and I sat w/other guys just an arms lenght apart from her dancing.
She has a great round bottom, and slipped out of panties to reveal she was totally clean shaven.

Anyway, $40 for 45 minutes, and I got basically an hour before we left. No rush-rush, or pressure. Nice clean rooms. Seemed to be a steady group of guys. Some still in shirt and ties, and most seemed to be regulars or at least been there before. If you go, there is the manager...youngish guy, names Juan Carlos. Say hello to him, introduce yrself, buy him a juice...he'll keep a good eye out for you.

I must say this one night, there were only 6-7 I found attractive with good personalities worthy of paying for their services.
Not all girls danced. Only those that might want to make tips or show there where's seemed to do it. The other girls wore the short mini's or tight slacks.

Shtupp
07-02-06, 22:14
Gamma,

To add on to what Eric said, the massage parlors in Guat are kinda low budget affairs. The rooms have basically a massage table and a mattress on the floor and for your money you'll get a short massage and then on to the main event. If you want a good massage just get one at the hotel (if your staying at a good one), it'll be cheaper than what you could get in the states.

I would be surprised if you could find a sudsy-type massage place in GC. I view them as quick places to bust a nut, and nothing more.

Also, I had the pleasure of hanging with Dodger Bulldog a few weeks back and we did a hound run to the following places (thanks DB!)(addresses mentioned elsewhere so I won't repeat):

Paradise Club: Can't add much to what Eric said except to add my endorsement of the management. Good dudes.

Men's Club: I like this place a lot. 320Q for half hour. Bumped into a girl I knew from Marujas (she said it burned down) and had a reunion in back with her. Decent selection of girls here and you should be able to find something you like. You'll probably be the only gringo there though, but I've had no hassles.

Venus: Again, nice management and good value for your money at 300Q for a half hour. I had the pleasure of getting to know a little spinner named Mariela and she provided an excellent service - will go back. DB tried out Denisse, a slender Nica who also knows how to please.

The other night I stopped by Queens in Zona 10 and was not impressed. I guess it would be ok if you like big girls, but I don't.

That is all.

Shtupp
07-08-06, 23:45
Well,

It looks like it's my turn to talk to myself on this forum, so here it goes.

I'm trying to find some quality places for daytime fun - someday I'll find the Guatemalan equivalent to Kiss Fresh of San Salvador fame.

Went to a massage parlor yesterday: Los Proceres 16 Ave 17-42; 5583-1368 , 2366-2467, 10A-8P 300Q 1hr/ 200Q 1/2hr.

They advertise as a massage parlor, but it's just a casa more along the lines of what you find in San Salvador. 8 chicas work there and they are pretty average looking. Nothing that you would write home about (or go on a vacation to Guatemala for). Standard presentation - one chica comes into the room at a time and gives you a peck on the cheek and then leaves. You then tell the madame your choice.

Had a sweet young thing named Karen, 20yo, typical Guatemalan schoolgirl look - short, stocky (but not fat) black hair, trace of Maya look. When we stripped, I rolled over on the bed thinking she was going to start with the usual massage, but she looked at me like I was stupid so then the lightbulb went off in my thick skull that they don't even pretend to be a massage parlor (although they have tables in the rooms), and off we went to the main event.

She took care of me with DFK, full service, no anal - but I'm not into it and didn't ask. We cuddled for awhile and then I blasted. Would I go back? Sure why not, for 200Q it's not a bad way to spend a little time with the local culture. I did notice one cliente took two chicas into a room, but I didn't ask the price for that.

Shtupp out.

Shtupp
07-17-06, 01:38
Went to the above mentioned massage parlor a couple of days ago and had a nice session with a young Salvadorena named Ashley. All smiles and the only drawback was everything covered. Five girls presented of which two were doable. Prices quoted 150Q for 1/2 hr and 200Q for one hour. They have a web site with fake pictures, but it has their address, phone # and hours: http://www.sensualrelax.ya.st

It's actually a casa in a nondescript residential neighborhood in Zona 1.

I'll probably go back again in the future.

Gamma Ray 007
07-21-06, 03:43
First, I want to thank Shtupp and others for the great info! It saved me a *lot* of trouble. Before I forget, could someone post the address of Paradise? The only address that comes up in the threads seems to be one that was not longer correct. Also, is there any of these joints who runs a fully-fledged strip club? The dancers were very much an afterthought at Capricho's, and was quite mixed. Most didn't take the off the whole enchilada, but that may be because I was too early.

Tonight I visited Capricho's, and it was fairly nice. I had met "Kenya" there earlier, and she is a slight and thin girl, and very vivacious. I had more fun dancing and necking with her than about anything. The rooms were great, with bath and hot water, but bring your own lubricant. Is that normal here? In Asia and England there was *always* lotion of some kind on the table by the bed.

My Spanish may have made my initial intentions unclear, but I thought it was VERY clear that I liked to look and touch the pink bits, and she was just NOT up for it. I almost walked out twice. It may be my fault--working girls seem very comfortable with sex (vaginal and oral, especially) but can't stand to be touched or, worse yet, gazed upon at well-lit close range. Anyway, a mixed experience, but maybe not her fault.

Earlier in the week I had a Auto Hotel experience with Ashley, one of the HotEscortsGT.com girls. I took a taxi to the Primavera Suites (http://www.primaverasuites.com) equipped with sandwiches, drinks, etc., which was no easy task to find on a Sunday. My taxi driver was a real pal!

The intercom produced the Spanish equivalent of "we have no reservation for you," but after repeated appeals (aided by my taxi driver) the penny dropped, and they looked for the internet reservations. Aha! The garage door at #15 opened.

I had never heard how these work, so let me explain to save others the hassle. The garage-door button does *not* work the door. It just notifies the office (in an impenetrable Fortress of Solitude that can only be reached by the phones in the garage and main room). Once in the garage, one ascends the stairs where one hits another dead end--a steel security door. On the other side the maids are scurrying around straightening things up. Eventually they open it, and it swings to lock the maids out! One has *total* anonymity--not counting the web reservation via credit card.

The suite was great: jacuzzi with hot water, a separate bath with shower, sink, and toilet, a little dining nook, TV (with one tacky porn channel), and a wall-mounted stereo covered with plexiglas so you can't use your CD's.

Charly, the manager of HotEscortsGT drove Ashley up about two hours late, and she was a slim and cute Guatemalteca. She inhaled the sandwiches, sipped the cokes, and we had a fine time for two hours. She wasn't as shy as "Kenya."

After one's four hours are up, you buzz to open the garage door. Nothing happens. Instead the vault between the maid's sanctum opens and you are temporarily locked in the garage. They'll sort through the room to be sure you haven't stolen the TV, etc., then ring the office who will open the door! Exit Ashley. Since I had another half hour I had to bang on the air lock to be let in (as the maids exited) to collect my gear, then repeat the process.

Whew, what a hassle! The guard is a nice fellow and enjoyed my leftover sandwiches. There are a couple of horrendous hounds of hell deputed to guard the place--I'm glad the guard kept them on a leash.

So that's it! It was mixed, but interesting. Could anyone help me out with a colloquial phrase for, "Which of these girls knows how to give a fantastic hand-job?" I have the distinct feeling, based on the two chicas I was with, that it is a sadly neglected skill.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

Gamma Ray 007
07-22-06, 21:09
Charly, the manager of HotEscortsGT drove Ashley up about two hours late, and she was a slim and cute Guatemalteca. She inhaled the sandwiches, sipped the cokes, and we had a fine time for two hours. She wasn't as shy as "Kenya." [/blue]Oops! My bad. Charly was only 20 minutes late, and understandably so considering the unpredicatable nature of GC traffic. He is easy to talk to, answers his cell (posted on the web site), and will be my first choice for future visits.

Shtupp
07-23-06, 20:11
Hi Gamma,

The only U.S. style strip joints I can think of are Elite and Le Club. Dodger Bulldog mentioned a while back a place called Oro Solido, but I've never been.

It's been about six years since I went to Elite, so if someone else has been there more recently please feel free to correct my info. I think I paid $20 to get in and that included drinks. The setup inside is like a regular U.S. tittie place. I just remember that the girls were really good looking, but they did harrass me for drinks which were not cheap. Also, takeout or on premises servicio was stupid expensive as well. Personally, if i wanted that environment, I would go to a place here in the states.

Le Club is nice with a large selection of chicas, and they are at the upper level of the pay scale. I think they are at least 700Q for a half hour. Taxi drivers should know where it's at in Zona 4. Read previous posts for more info, but you may find this place your best bet for what you are looking for. Nice lookers here.

Paradise is near Plaza de Espana in Zona 9. I can't remember the exact number, but it is on the corner of 12a Calle and 6a Avenida. Going down 12a Calle from Plaza de Espana into Zona 9, Ave 6a is the next street behind a mexican restaurant called Cebollines. Turn right on 6a avenida and go down about 50 feet and you will see a neon sign with palm trees and "Paradise" on your left. Lots of nice chicas and the management is very customer oriented. You can use Visa/MC but be forewarned that they add a 10% surcharge. Same goes for Venus for that matter. Hope this helps.

Thanks for the info on Hotescorts, I will give them a try in August when I'm down there again! Some interesting looking talent.

Shtupp

Dodger Bulldog
07-25-06, 03:19
Don't bother going to Oro Solido. The chicas are not worth 500 Q.

The three high end clubs worth going to are Platino's, Le Club, and Capricho's. The going rate is 600 Q at all of them.

All have quality talent, and it seemed to me that they took turns being on top.

Platino's seemd to specialize in spinners, if you like that type of girl.

Le Club specializes in pushing over priced drinks and chica drinks every 25 minutes. It certainly has many hotties, but they act surprised if you actually ask for servicio.

Capricho's seems to have the most turnover and is more hit and miss. Some chicas were outstanding, but there were several nights when none caught my eye. They have an ocassional Russian or Eastern European, if that is what you want to find in Guatemala.

Elite is a total rip off. There is a $25 cover and it costs $150 for 30 minutes on premises. Elite wants $150 salido plus $250 for the chica to go off premises. And yes, these prices are in dollars, not quetzales.

The girls didn't look any hotter to me than at the other clubs that I mentioned. Not even as good, really.

There is no reason to ever venture anywhere near the place.

DB

Doubt98
08-24-06, 14:02
How long is the bus ride from Guatemala City to Tuxtla Gutierrez Mexico? Can you take the same bus or do you have to change busses at the border?

Ardy1473
08-24-06, 20:06
Going to Guate October 6 thru October 9. Any fellow mongers going to be there? I've traveled here before and speak fluent spanish.

Ardy1473
09-14-06, 03:02
Thanks for the excellent detailed directions and report! I'm going to Guate 6-9 of October. One little question if I may. Is this place in a semi ok neighborhood? I've traveled to Guatemala once before however I'm not familiar with this area. Once again thanks for your informative report.
I learned of a place in Zona 2 and decided to go exploring.

Take 6A Avenida, the main road through Zona 9, and pass through Zonas 4 and 1 into Zona 2. After you reach Zona 2 you will soon come to a major thoroughfare which is Calle Marti (it would be 5 Calle if it had a number).

Turn right and go four blocks to 10 Avenida. Parking is on the side street, where there are assistants to direct you, and even extend an umbrella when it rains. Walk to the club which is facing Calle Marti and is only identified by the large numerals in front, 10-54.

It is a bar, located in an surprisingly large house with several rooms. There is no entry fee, and they didn't even bother patting me down. Everyone was very friendly and the help was quite attentive, without becoming pushy.

Beer costs only 20 Q, and on this Saturday night I actually got twofers for that price. The chica I was with told me that was unusual.

She said they hardly ever see a gringo in there. Once in a while a rare Japanese or Korean, but usually just Guatelmaltecos.

This is exactly the kind of local club I have been hoping to find. I am sure that there must be many more like it.

Out of about 20 chicas, I saw one tall, slender stunner. There were 3-4 more I would have had no problem doing, and it went on down from there. A fairly typical assortment.

Many couples (very recently formed, I should note) were dancing to a mix of American and Latin music with some occasional reggaeton.

I got the stunner's attention, and found that "Lucky" was very friendly and sweet. Servicio costs only 220 Q for 1/2 hour, the cheapest I have found in any club here.

She wanted to do CBJ, but agreed to BBBJ for a few minutes. I was pleased that DFK was included. We did three other positions, starting with cowgirl, then doggie, and finishing with me on top.

Lucky was muy caliente!

Afterwards I bought her a drink (chica drinks 45 Q), and we had a pleasant chat. She told me the hours were 6 PM to 1 AM six nights a week, closed on Sunday.

It's definitely worth checking out!

DB

Dodger Bulldog
09-16-06, 02:06
Ardy,

I had a car and drove there without any problem. Without one, definitely take a taxi.

The locals will warn you not to go into Zona 2, and probably not to go into Zona 1, either.

Certainly, shit can and does happen. But it rarely does, and it never happened to me while I lived in Guatemala for a year. Except for a couple times when the policia shook me down for a bribe by threatening to send me to "Yale."

And even they were extremely polite as they extorted me.

I have found that all around the world the locals will forever remember a murder that happened somewhere eight or ten years ago and vow never to go to that particular neighborhood ever again. In the meantime millions of people have come and gone on a daily basis without incident, including yours truly.

So you should take the warnings with a heavy grain of salt. I fully expect that you will be fine here, and that you will have a great time!

DB

Noguera
09-18-06, 23:01
Hey Dodge

Thought I would post this shot just for the sake of nostalgia.
Hey guys ... this one was taken in the world famous "La Linea" district of Guatemala City. Gives a whole new meaning to the saying ... "I've been working on the railroad!"

Noguera
09-18-06, 23:02
OK ... so, I'm brain-dead ...... here's the photo.
Sorry about that.

Dodger Bulldog
09-18-06, 23:41
Okay, Nog. I'll add one too.

Remember when you took a photo of this sweetheart?

DB

Noguera
09-19-06, 02:00
Oh yes, I do remember her. Skillful cropping job on the photo.
I am still kicking myself for not spending the US$2.60 for 15 minutes with that one. Especially since I would have had a guard posted outside my door to protect me!

Johan007
09-20-06, 13:14
Oh yes, I do remember her. Skillful cropping job on the photo.
I am still kicking myself for not spending the US$2.60 for 15 minutes with that one. Especially since I would have had a guard posted outside my door to protect me!


US$ 2.60 for 15min???? wow thats CHEAP!!! Sounds like my kindda city:-)

I am considering atrip down to Guata early next year.

Could any of you experienced Guata mongers give more details on prices of hotels,savety,things to do besides mongering?? etc??

Your inbring would be highly appreciated.

After my last Filipines trip it would be time to get some real off track expirences in Guatamala. I love the tasty food and like to go were no one has gone before...
And ...OOO I am back with latinas again:-) Nothing can beat that!

TIA

Johan


PS: NIBU,,,if you out there gimme a PM or something.

Dodger Bulldog
09-21-06, 06:28
Okay, so you can get some action with the La Linea girls under $10, but you must not care how fat, ugly, and smelly they are. The one pictured was the only one that Nog and I could have possibly considered doing out of dozens!

From my previous posts, you can tell that I am not afraid of the boogyman, but please only consider going to one of these shacks in broad daylight, okay?

See my reports on this thread for realistic pricing. 300 Q - 600 Q is the norm, at an exchange rate of 7.7 Q to the dollar. So you are talking $39 at the locals' bars up to $78 at the higher end clubs, and that is for a purported 30 minutes, not an hour.

Guate chicas are not cheap by Latin standards, so don't be fooled!

DB

Canchis
09-22-06, 05:46
Hey guys!

Does anybody knows a place called MEDITERRANEO in zona 9? I´ve heard the place is a kind of "after party" for prostitutes. A lot of 7-9 chicas goes after 1:00 AM looking for drinks, but I've never been in that place.