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l4hlsn
01-09-03, 01:11
tegucigalpa is really dead unless you want to spend bundles of money or have local friends to show you around, recently a placed called La montanita opened, it's a disco and the place is really packed with women looking for action starting on thursday.
good luck!!

puppy
05-19-03, 16:19
There is plenty of action in Tegu! I just returned and found SW and plenty of Casas. Most of the girls were really great looking with the best bodies I have ever seen. Average cost that I paid was 20 dollars. Had I been able to speak Spanish it would have been less. This was all night, as I am not into quickies. I did encounter two (2) transvesites (sp) So check them out before making any deals.

If you speak Spanish there are many beautiful women that will go out with you.

I found Tegu not to be any more or less dangerous than any other big city I have been in. Use common sense! In two weeks there was no threat ever directed towards me. Most people went out of there way to assist me.

I really had a great time and do not understand the lack of posts for this great party town. I stayed at the Guadalupe Hotel (17/day) as I wanted to save my money for the girls. Clean rooms and bringing girls in and out anytime is fine and there were no extra charges.

Member #4239
05-20-03, 05:04
Puppy
Thanks for your post. Please give us some detail about where exactly(or more or less)is the location of the street action? From what time to what time? How many girls on the average? How can some one go about finding some of the casas the citas that you're talking about? The more detail, the better.
Thanks. J.G.

puppy
05-20-03, 13:53
I wish I knew more details. Not speaking Spanish was a bummer! I would get in a cab afters asking the cabby, Chicas??? and off we would go.

Usually the girls worked in small groups of three to five girls. One area that we visited nearly every night was around the Maya Hotel. This is a tourist section and the girls were a bit overpriced for me. Another place for SW was the Park Central. These girls were a little older and a lot cheaper. Both are attributes that I admire ! In addition to the Casas and the SW were strip clubs. One, four or five buildings from the airport, had fantastic girls, but again they were a bit pricey.

It is pretty much a waste of time to get out much before 9 pm. I usually would pick up a girl for the night and then she would stay with me the next day or would come back later that day. However at this feast, I never had the company of the same girl twice. And as always the quality of their work varied from marginal to fantastic. One young lady ( 18 ) named Carmen was fantastic ! With the girls that really put their heart into it, I would give some small token of my gratitude.

Corndog
05-20-03, 22:24
Its simple to ask in Spanish. Just say

I will write it phonetically.

Don-day SS-tay la poo-tas.
Where are the female hookers?

Quan-toe
How much?

Toe-doe
Everything

Chew-puss
Suck

Tourist Guide
06-02-03, 20:52
Anyone wanting info on Honduras can give me an email and I will give you all of the details, and not Donde Esta las Putas either.

Class act and respect for the women, but if interested I can be of help. Mr. Puppy was here and I helped him out while he was here. I have been here for 11 years.

EDITOR's NOTE: I took a few minutes to revise the capitalization and punctuation in this report. However, I would very much appreciate it if everyone could refrain from using the "chat room" style of writing with no caps or punctuation. Thanks!

Member #4239
07-12-03, 08:45
STAY AWAY FROM THE GIRLS AROUND HOTEL MAYA

I guess, that´s a funny way to start this post, but part of the purpose of this site is to make others aware of rip offs, scams, etc. More about the thieves around hotel Maya later, but just stay away from them!

First time in Tegucigalpa. No problems in airport, no hassles, 8 bucks in a big yellow cab will get you to down town. Other taxis may be a little cheaper. Hotel Guadalupe was mentioned, I checked it out. It´s clean and worth what you pay for it, but too basic for me. No AC, just a ceiling fan. No safe box. It´s a very basic hotel, I didn´t say bad hotel, just basic. If you go there and you like it, all the power to you. Hotel Prado in down town is a step up. Girl friendly, free breakfast, can talk the price down to 40 bucks. Hotel Maya and del Libertador are top of the line. If you can get them through a taxi driver, they will charge you a special 45 dollars a night for one person, about 55 dollars a night for two people. These are top of the line hotels though, and worth every dollar. Girl friendly, but the girls need to register. Don´t try to bring any SW who hasn´t showered in three days back to these hotels. Just take them to a short time place.

During the daytime, there is massage place action. The one that I would so far recommend is the SPA RELAX, I guess they have two addresses, I´ll just give their phone numbers here. 2323269 or 2392118, what the heck, let me write their address too. Calle principal colonia Florencia, Frente a servicios Especiales de Seguridad, Number 4259.

The other one I guess is Col El Prado 2da Ave. 3ra Calle Atras del Gimnasio Prado number 1917. I just went to one of them and I don´t know which one! However, this is a really nice facility, has a spa if you like, towels, showers, rooms everything nice and clean and organized. There are about 7 or 8 girls there. A full massage and a hand job which is what I wanted cost me 500 lempiras(little less than 30 bucks) and I didn´t really negotiate. It was a full one hour massage, no hurries and she gave first class service. I would recommend you check ou the place. I don't know their hours, but I was there around 4 pm.

Second massage place is Sala de Belleza Sant Marre at Colonia Miramontes, 7ma Calle number 2412. The phone number is 232 4826. There was just one girl today, Fani, thin brown girl. As I said a little on the thin side, I don´t know if she is into drugs or what. I'd give her about a 5, but again good massage and good hand service for about 400 lempiras (25 dollars). Again, she is not the best looking girl in the world, but she really gave good service.

Third place is in Centro Commercial Miraflores which is a two story mall. On the second floor, there is a barber shop, it´s called Carla's Peluqueria or something close to that. Two doors down is where there is some type of manicure place, but they give massage upstairs. When I went there though, they told me to come back in one hour because the girl was with a client. I have no idea if they give ¨special¨massage or not, but I wouldn´t be surprised if they did.

To sum up, if you enjoy the massage scene, you will certainly find some places in Tegucigalpa. In fact I am sure there are more places than what I have listed.

Next I'll talk about the street scene.

Member #4239
07-12-03, 08:58
Street scene
Remember I have only been here about 12 hours, so my experience may not be typical.
The street scene is pretty dead. I checked out the central park that had been mentioned in a previous post. Absolutely nothing there. Maybe at most one or two girls whom I wouldn´t touch with a ten foot pole. No action in central park.
Previous post had mentioned girls near hotel maya. Very nice looking girls with big boobs, but they are thieves, stay away from them. I took two with me, both very very nice looking for about 12 dollars each. However, they basically went nuts on me, and one of the girls hands seemed to be continually reaching for my pants on the table while the other one was supposedly trying to satisfty me. Then they said they wanted double what we had discussed. Anyways, I just said forget it and got the hell out of there and took off with my taxi. If you absolutely have to take these thieves with you, I would recommend staying EXTREMELY VIGILANT, and do NOT take more than one at a time with you.
There are some SW´s near the airport, tonight there were about 5, none would get more than a 4. I took one of them however with me to a short time hotel for a quickie. Good service. At least she was honest. About 15 bucks with about 3 dollars tip. The short time hotels are pretty nice and clean, but they all seem to be in the periphery of the town, so there is kind of a long drive involved to get to them. My taxi and I went all over the place and what I mentioned above was all we could find tonight.
To sum it up, very disappointing STREET action in Tegucigalpa.

Tourist Guide
07-15-03, 00:24
gentlemen,

Around the Maya hotel is nothing more than transvestites (don't know if spelled properly) and thieves. I am more than willing to help anyone out that would be interested in coming here. I have a car and telephone and speak very good Spanish. I have been in Honduras for 11 years and I know all the action. And also not places that will eat up all your cash$

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions for capitalization and punctuation. To avoid future delays, please refrain from using the "chat room" style of writing with no caps or punctuation. Thanks!

Cpteasy
07-15-03, 14:59
I'm a regular on the El Salvador board but having lived in Teguce, I drop in here every now and then. When I lived there -- mid/late 90's -- there was a little old gnome of a man who hung around the entrance to the casino at the Hotel Maya. He was the contact for anything (anyone) you wanted and had a great stable of girls, mostly students, secretaries, etc. He could deliver them to your place if you asked, and he had a phone you could call. Reasonable prices, altho higher than if you did all the work yourself. I don't know if he's still there, but thought I'd mention him.

Member #4239
07-26-03, 17:38
Having spent a few days in Tegucigalpa, here are my overall impressions. There is plenty of action, but I don't consider it a party town like a previous contributor had suggested. There IS in fact street action around the central park and the nearby area, but the girls there are really messed up hard core workers, even the taxi drivers had a great deal of concern about picking them up or even talking to them. Some of them seem to be 11 year olds high on that glue thing or whatever the hell it is that they snort. There is some reliable(in the sense that you will not be robbed or ripped off) street action around the airport (I think in the blvd the fuerzas armadas and the granja(spelling?) street). But there won't be more than 2 to 5 girls at any location.
Check out the "night club" Ilusiones, nice looking girls, take out will cost around 800 lempiras(right now it's 17.4 lempira per dollar). There are several other houses where you can get a quick BJ for around 200 lempiras on the premise. I don't know the exact addresses, try to find a taxi driver who has been driving in that town for at least 5 to 10 years, then he'll know.
There are multiple massage places, all good(you won't get ripped off), basic massage price starts at around 200 lempiras. I have already listed some, check the news paper "el Heraldo" for all the adds in the classified section under the "personal" column. I would RECOMMEND checking out some of the massage places if you are there. Their hours are usually between 9 to 9.
Multiple people, including the taxi drivers and the people outside hotel maya/hotel libertador can hook you up with pros charging around 50 to 60 dollars for two hours. They will be good looking, service will vary.
Hotel Maya which is an EXCELLENT hotel right now has a promotion for 45 dollars per night. It is an absolute steal. Grab it if you happen to be in town. Nice swimming pool and nice air conditioned gym.
Expect narrow streets and some traffic during day time in Tegucigalpa. At night, the streets are basically empty. Safety is not a big concern if you don't do anything dumb. I got around town with a taxi.
Finally to "Mr. Tourist Guide", if you have any real useful information, just share it with every body here, otherwise stop wasting space. Peace. J.G.

Member #4239
09-30-03, 08:28
re: massage parlors
Gentlemen
I am just putting these phone numbers here in the data base. They have been copied from the classified section of the news paper "El Heraldo" which you should be able to see in just about any hotel lobby. You or your driver will have to call them to get the address. When you call, some of them will be more forth coming about what services they offer and at how much and some will just tell you that they have several nice girls and that they offer different services. Their hours will invariably be from around 9 or 10 AM to 9 or 10 PM. The prices should start around 250 lempiras for an hour massage with a HJ (right now, 17.5 lempiras per dollar). For around 800 lempiras, the owner's wife and daughter should come out to service you! In other words for 800 lempiras you should pretty much get whatever you want (except anal which is not very likely). 400 to 450 lempiras should get you two girls massage and a HJ. If you got some time to kill during the day in Teguce, I highly recommend checking out some of the massage places. Virtually all of them will come to your place too, but be warned that I was stood up by a couple of them, but no worries, just have a back up plan.
The numbers that start with 9 are cell phones and the ones starting with 2 are regular phones.
1) Clinica Sandra's..232-3183(las Colinas), 239-2118(Prado)(THIS PLACE HAS MY HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION)
2) "Esplendor" 232-6917 or 987-0565
3) 232-5890
4) 232-0606
5) Clinicas Eda 236-7789
6) 238-1396 (I HAVE HAD GOOD EXPERIENCE HERE)
7) 231-1990
These are more numbers but I have neither called nor tried them personally
1) will come to your place 977-5002
2) will come to your place 960-8576
3) Alexa, can come to your place, 230-7828
4) last but not least IMPACT GIRLS! 980-1036. let me know what kind of IMPACT they had on you!

John Holmes
10-01-03, 15:27
Massage Tegucigalpa:

JG - looks like you've been to Garhems Masaje in Parque Finaly too ! Who do you see ? I visit Carmen every week. I have seen Lettie too. She works on the weekends. A little older, but good job. THey are the only girls in town I have had success with more than a HJ. I think I've visited every parlor in town. What can you tell me about the one in Prado and Colinas ? Who do you see and what can one expect ?

In all the places I've been (in Teguc) the older the girl, the more experienced in pleasing their client. The young nes are beautiful, but lack the expertise.

Any info on San Pedro Sula ?

John

Member #4239
10-02-03, 06:33
Hey John, welcome to the board. Sorry I don't really know any of the girls' names. You are absolutely right about the fact that sometimes you can get the best service and satisfaction from the older more experienced women.
Try Colonia Miramontes, septima calle(7th St), #2412. I have never had "sex" there (I am just not psychologically able to have sex in a massage room), but you should find some one there willing to give you BJ. One word of warning: the inside is very basic, the rooms are tiny, basic and kind of dark. You won't find any more than 2 girls there at a time and they are not necessarily very pretty, but they get the job done. Having said all of that, it's not a bad place. The other place that you asked me about is just a top of the line spa/massage place. Check it out if you can and post.
What else can you tell us about the sex scene in Teguce? Your contributions are appreciated. J.G.

John Holmes
10-03-03, 02:19
Report on clinica Sandras 239-2118(Prado) Massaje Parlor:

1st time here, took J.G.'s advice and had to go check it out. New place, only open about a month. Olga, met me at the front gate as I was talking to her on my cell phone getting directions.

Nice lips, curly bleached blond/reddish hair, 20 years old. nice slim body. lps 150.00 for the house ($ 8.00) She is an experienced masajista. Gave a good legit massage and rubbing her tight jeans zipper against me. Finally she asked me if I wanted the "special" for lps 150.00 more. She undressed down to her lace panties....she lets you touch her all over and she starts rubbing the scrot and does a nice HJ. Nice clean place with new towels and hot water in the shower.

I'll go back..

J.G. - do you live in Teguc or San Pedro?

I'm heading for San Pedro this weekend and looking for the scoop on masaje there.

Member #4239
10-04-03, 21:26
hey John. good post.
I don't know anything about massage places in San Pedro.
I live in the states, but sure wish I could live in Honduras. It's an absolute paradise there as far as I am concerned.
Please keep up the good work and I'll post too if I come across any new info. J.G.

StudPlayer
10-04-03, 22:36
John, I am in San Pedro Sul right now, october 4. at the Palace Inn Hotel very near to the Holiday Inn but it is chica friendly.

Call me if you like... ask for "the americano"... phone number is 5536383.

and see my report in the san pedro sul section

signed,

studplayer

John Holmes
10-05-03, 12:03
Hey guys,

I have been living in Tegus Honduras for several years now. The only decent action I have found is massage parlors that only give a good HJ. SW's are scary looking to me. The bar Illusions is expensive to carry out and the girls aren't that good looking.
I appreciate the contributions to the Honduras board and I am still checking places out. I'll post what I find. I travel a lot throughout the country on business and always on the prowl.

I have had great experiences in San Jose Costa Rica. If you haven't checked out that forum, please do and fly there sometime. If you liked Honduras, you will LOVE San Jose.

John

Batman
10-24-03, 21:41
Hey to all the Honduran regulars. I am planning on being in Tegus on Wed the 29th of October(next week) for a week. I have only been to the capital once on buisness and did not have time to explore.
If anyone has some time and knows their way around Tegus email me at johnsan5050@yahoo.com or reply here.
Thanks in advance for your help
Batman

Corndog
10-26-03, 13:37
John Holmes when I look at the prices in CR..I gasp and think um no. It is just as expensive to go to CR as it is to stay in the USA.

Now some prices I saw, for one night with a woman in CR, I could have two women a day for a week in Honduras.

I dont know if it just stupid gringos or expensvie women.

Batman
10-27-03, 22:24
Hey,
Is anyone out there? Or did everyone leave Tegucigalpa? .Am I flying into the Twilight Zone?

Batman
10-28-03, 18:24
Hey, Corn Dog are you going to be in TEGUCIGALPA this week? Lets have a beer and go find the ones for 2 weeks for the price of a short time in CR.
Batman

John Holmes
10-29-03, 14:58
Batman,

I live in Teguc and can show you the massage parlors, street action, and bar in town. Where are you staying ? I sent you an e mail to the address you listed, but it comes back invalid.

John

John Holmes
10-29-03, 15:02
Corndog,

I guess you get what you pay for. In CR the girls are no less than a 7 mostly 8-9's for no more than $ 50.00 and it's legal ! I've never found anything better than a 6 in Teguc. It's just my opinion.

Batman
11-06-03, 08:31
Hey Guys,
I have just returned from Tegucigalpa Honduras and here is what I found.

I stayed at the Honduras Maya got a good. rate of 45 per night
its 17.5 L to the dollar.
Taxis are 40-50L everywhere you go.
The 2 Clubs I went to Illusions and Nua Nua are overpriced but have a nice selection anywhere from 1000L and up and I tried to talk them down and get them to hook up after for less. all I got was a couple of "I will call you laters" and never did.

The one House I went to "Kinder" (and dont get the wrong impression they are all of legal age there) There were only a couple of girls when I was there they were nice and cute and wanted 600L per hour. This house is 8 blocks from the Hondura Maya but dont walk there, take a Taxi and have them wait the neighbor hood is not that good. from what I could find out most of the Houses are in bad areas far away and that takes them off my list of things to try.

The massage Parlors were good I went to 2 on the list from the Thread and they were exactly as described, 200L for the works.

The thing I found most interesting is that I was able to pick up 2 girls from the mall (across from the Intercon Hotel)one with some help from Juan Queso on the first night and the other on my own. FREE/ lunch,drinks and a cab

Also I was able to hook up at Castle Rock on 2 seperate nights, again for FREE/Drinks and a cab

I also went to several bars on Boulevard Morazon with out any luck. "Rana Iguana" being one of them, it was dead both times I went there.

As for the Gentleman in front of the Maya at night(Guiermo) he will hook you up with a cutey for 1000L/$60 expensive but safe you dont have to go ANYWHERE.

I also checked out the Casinos at the Maya and the Clarion and did not see any action.

All and All Tegucigalpa was a good place very similar to Salvadore and the rest of CA for me, where if you can speak a little spanish you can get Laid. If you cant you are going to have to pay for it or spend a lot of time looking

Batman
11-07-03, 00:56
Hey John Holmes,
I did miss type my email address it should have read .ca instead of .com. Sorry for the confusion but it is a misstake I have made before. Sorry we did not get together in Honduras maybe next time.

John Holmes
11-07-03, 22:04
Batman,

Curious to which massage parlors you went to ? What did you get for lps 200 ?

Can you tell us where the house is located 8 blocks from the Maya ? How do you find it ? and what does it cost ?

John

Batman
11-09-03, 21:12
5) Clinicas Eda 236-7789
6) 238-1396 (I HAVE HAD GOOD EXPERIENCE HERE)

The girl I saw twice her name is Andrea. The down side is that all she did was HJ and massage with no top. but she was great. I could not talk her into going out after or for more service. Not that I dont think she would have for $100 but I refuse to pay more than $40 for a the hottest chica for full service and ANDREA is a 7.
Kinder is a nondescipt house in a row of houses near a road with an overpass. Juan showed it to me the first time but everyone at the Maya knew about it all the taxis in fron of the hotel knew about it. Its 600L for a short time one shot. They will go out but they live there so the house controls everything so there is no way you can meet them "after work" which is the angle I work most of the time.
One more thing both places mention KINDER and EDA are opened on sunday. Which eliminates the what are you doing on sunday approach if you like I and are looking for "after work girls" which I think is bettter cause the girl gets all the money and the house none.

John Holmes
03-20-04, 13:49
Massage Parlor Crackdown

In Friday's La Tribuna there was an article about massage parlors being fronts for prostitution. Prison terms 8 - 10 years and lps 200,000.00 to lps 300,000.00 fines.
I have noticed an increased amount of massage parlor ads in El Heraldo in the last several months with some explicate wording.

Michael1967
03-22-04, 09:49
200,000 to 300,000 lemps....what's that worth now 10 dollars? (Giggle).

John Holmes
05-03-04, 18:46
The police are really cracking down on massage parlors in Tegucigalpa. I visited one of my favorites behind McDonalds on Blvd Morazan last week. The next day I saw the Minister of Security Oscar Alvarez and a dozen police cars raiding the place. I also read an article in the local news the police have identified 20 such massage parlors in Teguc they suspect are fronts for prostitution.

I always thought prostitution was legal in Honduras ? I know they are after minors working these places. I´have visited all the parlors in town and never saw any girl that was that young.

Anyway, be careful.

Michael1967
05-12-04, 05:02
I believe the legality of prostitution in Honduras is the same as in many Latin American countries. It's legal (or tolerated/ignored) but you can not run a brothel. I believe Guatemala is the only Latin American country I've been to that openly allows brothels. Most places allow you to meet women and take them to your hotel for money, but you can't have sex on site.

Prostitution is legal in Honduras and I've even seen government issued identification for prostitutes. Unfortunately, every girl that has shown me this identification has tried to rip me off. I'll just stick to the amateurs.

Johan007
08-27-04, 23:33
Guys,

does anyone knows this hooker from the capital??
how is her service?

this was her email:

vanessasm562564@hotmail.com


is that something with a cell phone number inside or what? I mean I am not familiar with the cell phone numbers in Honduras.
I also post her pic here. She is not typicaly looking latina...but still goodlooking imho. (sure an 8)

regards,

Johan

Johan007
08-27-04, 23:38
here is another one from tegucigalpa.

her email is:

Nenitahot325184@hotmail.com

again with some number inside her email,so I would guess this has almost to be a cell phone number. Don't you guys agree?

her name is nenita. Age unknown. I think she is cute,allthough not quite my type (I am more into mulata's and morenas with a big ass.....:-)


cheers

Johan

PS: i am not a pimp,I do not know these girls,ok.

Maltrufio
08-27-04, 23:52
Johan, those aren't cell numbers. The phone number format there is the same as the US. Area code (504), followed by seven digits (123-4567). Verizon is the cell service provider.

Also, they look to clean to be from Tegus. It might be a bait and switch. Be careful.

Migrant One
08-29-04, 15:53
Johan.

I agree with Maltrufio, the clothes, background and photo type doesn't look Honduran.

There are many beautiful girls in Honduras, Ceiba and San Pedro have a greater mix of the Garifuna, or black, along with the indian and latina type.

In Tegucigalpa it's a far greater percentage of indian, latina.

Tegucigalpa is the capital and where the serious stuff is done so you get many of the upper class Hondurans with a more Spanish' look, not as dark.

The old saying in Honduras goes " Tegucigalpa thinks, San Pedro Sula works, and La Ceiba parties" For the first timer I think that sums up where I would prioritize (although I would try to visit all)

migrant

Johan007
08-29-04, 22:31
Thanks guys!

I don't know shit about honduras;so I was asking. The trick with the cell phone number included with an email address i saw before in colombia and in Peru...so i thought this MIGHT be the same.

From what i know the upperclass latinas are not my cup of tea neither are the "gutter-girls" with all respect.
Personaly I think working girls (like in enfermarias,schoolteachers,factory workers or restaurant girls) make better wifes then party-girls or daughters from laywers or the likes (if you know what i mean). They are usualy too snobby.
The women you see SHOPPING in the malls are usualy upperclass. They MIGHT be in for a quicky but they are (in general) NO MARRIAGE stuff. That is not for me. I am not a hotshot who makes € 100.000,- a year....so I will leave those girls alone because they will have HUGE expectations from a live in the western countries.

We will definately visit San Pedro Sula,Tela and perhaps La ceiba. From La ceiba I read that they are in decline.
We (my buddy and I) are also thinking of going with a bus 2-3 days to belize/Guatemala. Just for kicks. I don't mind riding on a bus;in doing so you meet all kinds of people.

Concerning mongering I like sleasy girls. They are imho best for action and give best ratio money/performance.
Personaly I like the darker girls (garifuna types or canelitas) because I know the whiter girls will be arrogant or at least very difficult to reach.

again thanks for all tips.

Johan

Ojalvar
09-19-04, 05:43
Hey guys! Can anybody tell me if there are escort services in Tegucigalpa or the contact humbers of girls or massage parlors that offer action.

I want to visit the city next weekend and since I am going alone I might need some entertainment.

Member #4239
10-06-04, 19:38
gentlemen
j.g. here reporting from tegucigalpa. i understand that there was some type of crack down on prostitution houses, etc, mainly for **** workers, but at this time, everything seems normal. i checked out clinica sandra en las colinas, got an excellent massage and hj from damaris, really one of the best massages i have ever had, 400 lempira total. she is a tiny girl, but sure has nice soft strong hands. the way to get to clinica sandra is to ask the taxi driver to take you to the principal branch of banco ficohsa. they all know where that is, then just get off, and go south, just past the plaza miraflores, keep walking down on the left side, on the corner of the first intersection, you will see a little food place with the coca cola sign on top, turn left into that little street, go almost to the end and you´ll see the sign for the massage place on the door on the left hand side of the street.
the gormem (my spelling may be off) is also in business. 150 for massage, and 100 more for hj. they charge the 150 en advance. just ask the taxi to take you to finley park, again, they all know where that is. this is really not a park by u.s. standards, but at any case, you will see a reddish kind of building with the sign ´gormem´on the door, just go up the stairs and there you are. the place is not as nice as the clinica sandra, but later on in the afternoon, there are some young girls hanging around there ready to provide ´relaxation´
the place i would not recommend is the massage place on the second floor of gold´s gym, off of morazon blvd. it is called estetique bahia or something like that. 150 lemps got me a straight massage and even that was not a very good one. i don´t believe they are into giving any kind of special massages.
all the taxi guys outside hotel maya at night know about all the ´casas´where you can take some one out for pretty much the standardized price of 60 dollars which you have to pay in advance. i was stupid enough to try that again last night and the girl was as lethargic as can be. the only thing she knew was to ask me for more money every few minutes, even though i had already shelled out 60 bucks. very disappointing. you may have better luck than me, but let me just warn you that it´s a hit and miss type of thing, you may get some one who is professional and into giving good service, or you may just have wasted 60 bucks plus cab and hotel fare like i did. there is a lot of street action, but i have not tried any this trip. be very careful with the street workers, according to the taxis most of them are thieves. maybe they say that to get you to go to the casas, but i can tell you from personal experience that some of the street girls, especially the ones around hotel maya will definitely rip you off.
i always stay at hotel maya, 65 dollars a night for single, excellent breakfast included, nice big pool and gym. but the hotel is definitely not girl friendly, but it´s still the right one for me.

Johan007
10-07-04, 02:18
Hi JG,

great to see a field report from Tegus!!

Did you try and buy a local newspaper and watch some sex ads??
Do you speak decent spanish?????

I am sure if you stayed in a cheaper hotel you would have NO problemas with chicas enetering your room. It is mostly the more "classy"hotels that make problems (as in "charge you $$$ for letting the girls pass to your room!")

60 bucks for an all nighter???? I do hope this was PRIME A pussy....or else you had been RIPPED off in a country were the average montly income is about 100 US $....!!!!!!!!!
Wioth all respect but I certainly would have try to haggled down to 40 bucks. OK but I am not you......
You also had to pay in advance???? Sounds like a true ripp off to me:-(

Still curious for further info from you upon this city!
regards

Johan

Kane90
10-07-04, 03:18
I was in Tegus in Sept. and I have the same to report as T.G. the cabbies in front of the Maya hotel arrange the girl for $60 US for 2 hrs. then you go with the cabbie to pick up the girl and you have to pay the cabbie. Once back in the room the girl will change the terms and you will dish out another 1000 Lem for the two hrs of FS then if you want her to spend the night it will be an additional 500 Lem. The situation sucks I was there a very short time and could not check out any other action.

Kane

Member #4239
10-07-04, 15:31
Last night I was getting desperate for some action (you can only get so many hand jobs you know) so I talked with one of the taxi drivers and we set up the following deal. He´ll bring me the girl, and I would not pay a cent in advance. If I liked the girl and she gave me good service, then I would pay the taxi driver 60 dollars. I thought it was a no loss kind of situation so I agreed. He brought me an eighteen year old named Jennifer, about an 8 in looks, she did okay in bed. She was shy and needed some instruction, but at least she seemed to try. I´d rate her service as a 4 or 5. I did it twice with her and then paid the taxi driver the 60 bucks. I think she will get about half of it and he the other half. Fortunately she was presentable enough that I was able to bring her downstairs to the hotel restaurant and then from there we took the elevator up to my room. Again, this was by no means the best sex experience of my life, but at least it was not a total waste of time either. The taxi driver´s nick name is Piolin, he comes on at 7 pm in front of hotel maya. It may be worth your time to try him out and if you don´t like the girl, you can just end the transaction early and may be just give him 5 bucks for his gas.
Last night there were hookers right across from the hotel maya, near where the Continental airline office is. I had never seen them this close to the hotel. What we need is a brave monger to try maybe a half a dozen street workers in Tegucigalpa and give us a comprehensive report.
As far as the post by Johan007, to be quite honest, it´s really not worth my time to even respond to it.
Off to SPS, I´ll try to post if I do anything interesting.

Johan007
10-07-04, 22:56
JG,

Sounds like you've been ripped off to me guy. 60 bucks for a service worth a 4 or a 5? Mmm, lets see, yes that sounds like a good deal to me! (not)

If you could speak any decent spanish you could have asked the poor thing what she made out of the deal, and ask her cell phone number, or even her home phone or whatever.

Better learn spanish next time. As far as your posting goes it seems you are not very experienced, and more into "handjobs". Oh well, we all have to learn.

I am sure you will perform better in SPS!

One advice, and this is FREE: Go to La Ceiba and you can not lose;-) That is what I heared from several expats who know the scene.

Don't waiste your time/$$ in Tegus or SPS. That is even for hard core mongers who do know spanish (like myself) a very hard nut to crack.

Johan

John Holmes
11-19-04, 19:55
hey guys,

i visited sandra's in las colinas and checked out damaris. she did give a great massage, hj, and a bj for lps 500.00 she has a nasty looking mole(s) on the side of her nose though. i've had great massages at sandra's in el prado too. garhems in front of parque finlay is nasty. i get crabs or some sort of rash from there. the towels smell like the last guy who washed himself off. carmencita was always good for whatever i wanted. she did a great prostate massage. if you think that's a gay thing to have done to you, try it anyway. that's why the fags like it massaged or fucked.

check out el heraldo newspaper. it is where all the massage ads are. look for an ad to call angel or rey. he has some great girls, 7-9's that will go as far as you like. he also has a seperate ad to call (flor) they do shows, showers, you massage her, fantasy's, 3 somes.. i've had all and go every week.

i'm on my way there today to "the back room"

he doesn't offer that to new guys but if you need a referral, shoot me a message and i can get you in. he has a location in col alameda and el prado. you can't go wrong with damaris in alameda location. tell her a gringo named "daniel" sent you and you would like the same treatment.

good luck


gentlemen
j.g. here reporting from tegucigalpa. i understand that there was some type of crack down on prostitution houses, etc, mainly for **** workers, but at this time, everything seems normal. i checked out clinica sandra en las colinas, got an excellent massage and hj from damaris, really one of the best massages i have ever had, 400 lempira total. she is a tiny girl, but sure has nice soft strong hands. the way to get to clinica sandra is to ask the taxi driver to take you to the principal branch of banco ficohsa. they all know where that is, then just get off, and go south, just past the plaza miraflores, keep walking down on the left side, on the corner of the first intersection, you will see a little food place with the coca cola sign on top, turn left into that little street, go almost to the end and you´ll see the sign for the massage place on the door on the left hand side of the street.
the gormem (my spelling may be off) is also in business. 150 for massage, and 100 more for hj. they charge the 150 en advance. just ask the taxi to take you to finley park, again, they all know where that is. this is really not a park by u.s. standards, but at any case, you will see a reddish kind of building with the sign ´gormem´on the door, just go up the stairs and there you are. the place is not as nice as the clinica sandra, but later on in the afternoon, there are some young girls hanging around there ready to provide ´relaxation´
the place i would not recommend is the massage place on the second floor of gold´s gym, off of morazon blvd. it is called estetique bahia or something like that. 150 lemps got me a straight massage and even that was not a very good one. i don´t believe they are into giving any kind of special massages.
all the taxi guys outside hotel maya at night know about all the ´casas´where you can take some one out for pretty much the standardized price of 60 dollars which you have to pay in advance. i was stupid enough to try that again last night and the girl was as lethargic as can be. the only thing she knew was to ask me for more money every few minutes, even though i had already shelled out 60 bucks. very disappointing. you may have better luck than me, but let me just warn you that it´s a hit and miss type of thing, you may get some one who is professional and into giving good service, or you may just have wasted 60 bucks plus cab and hotel fare like i did. there is a lot of street action, but i have not tried any this trip. be very careful with the street workers, according to the taxis most of them are thieves. maybe they say that to get you to go to the casas, but i can tell you from personal experience that some of the street girls, especially the ones around hotel maya will definitely rip you off.
i always stay at hotel maya, 65 dollars a night for single, excellent breakfast included, nice big pool and gym. but the hotel is definitely not girl friendly, but it´s still the right one for me.

Member #4239
11-21-04, 11:48
That's an excellent post John Holmes. I'll check out those ads in El Heraldo that you mentioned next time that I am there. I think I'll pass on the prostate massage though...lol...stay safe and have fun in SPS. J.G.

John Holmes
11-22-04, 18:09
guys,

next time you are in teguc, get a copy of el heraldo and check out the classifieds for masajes.. there are lots of new numbers listed. i guess things have cooled off since oscar alvarez was busting looking for **** masajistas. you would think it was an election year !

i didn`t have enough time to check out many new ones and stuck with my regulars which i can`t complain.

i noticed also many are "domicilo" which means they cum to your house. i suppose hotels too. but you don`t get to preview them first.

how about a rating of your favorite places guys ?

happy hunting,

john

John Holmes
11-22-04, 18:13
JG,

Did I describe the same Damaris you had ? The one with the moles on her nose ? Don`t want to miss out if there is another Damaris. It seems to be a popular name for masajistas !

John

That's an excellent post John Holmes. I'll check out those ads in El Heraldo that you mentioned next time that I am there. I think I'll pass on the prostate massage though...lol...stay safe and have fun in SPS. J.G.

Member #4239
11-29-04, 15:33
Hi John
To be very honest with you, I did not look at her face that much. All I can say is that she was short in stature and slightly chubby, and that she was definitely a pro in giving sensual massages.

Ojalvar
12-10-04, 05:18
Hey everybody,

Could somebody tell me about this place I saw in Blvd Morazan called Noa Noa?

Member #4239
03-07-05, 18:52
Hey John Holmes
Very recently, I went back to the Clinica Sandra in las Colinas, had a massage from Marlen, nice tiny girl, extremely pleasant and polite. She went through the whole massage routine, including a pretty vigorous head and neck massage (I had to tell her to take it easy, I didn´t want a herniated disc in my neck!). Then she asked me if I wanted a genital massage and also offered oral sex. Overall, her attitude was a 10, her service was probably a 5 or 6. She needs some training! Your buddy Damaris is still there as well.
Also went back to Garmen one morning, couple of Honduran riff raffs were waiting for massage, so I passed. The next day, got a massage from Carmen -I told her my time was limited so let´s just get to the good part- 150 lemps which they charge upfront and another 150 later for tip.
Tons and I mean tons of gringos in Teguc right now, but I guess no one else is interested in posting.
Take care. J.G.

Ojalvar
03-30-05, 05:55
Hey Guys,

Yesterday I saw in Blvd Morazán near Plaza Garibaldi two beauties. Got one for myself that night. Her name is Alejandra, and she is 19. She told me she just started about 3 months ago there.

She has an incredible body, brunette, petite but very pleasant. She sucked my dick real good, and her doggy is awesome.

Next time I'll try to get some photos. Definitely recomend her and the othe girls I saw which had a great body too.

Leo Linger
04-15-05, 23:17
This is my first post to the WSG forum. This will be a small contribution relatively speaking as I didn't have much time to check out the scene in Honduras. I only had an afternoon and an evening and was also tired from working in Choluteca all week. The previous postings describing the redish building on the edge of Finlay park are accurate. Finlay park is a short walk from the central plaza. You can ask directions from just about anybody if you speak decent Spanish. The sign on the door says, "GARMEM." Just ring the bell and someone will let you in, most likely the owner, who is a pleasant man about 60 years old.

All the girls I saw inside were a little on the chunkyside, but all seemed to have pleasant personalities. I picked a girl named Claudia mostly based on her pleasant demeanor and the fact that she is quite top heavy.

The price structure is thus: 150 Lems to the house, and 100 for the girl for if you want a happy ending, or 500 for the girl if you want her to get nude with the option of being able to touch her wherever you want. There is a shower available and I chose to shower before and after. Not the best sanitary conditions, but not the worst either. The massage itself was quite nice and Claudia involved some nice techniques in the HJ department. I left satisfied for the moment. I think the 500 lem tip is a bit high but to each his own. Besides, the other girls might have a different price structure. She tried to stay firm but after a few minutes, she came down to 400. My advice is to negociate before you have a woody so that you're thinking with the right organ.

From my short experience, it is harder to pick up normal chicas here than in some other countries (i.e. Brasil, Peru), although there were some beauties that might be receptive if you have your game on. It seems to be an outwardly conservative culture here. I was the only guy in town wearing shorts! I'll be going back within six months and plan on having much more free time to chase women. In the mean time, I'll keep an eye on the board and will post more after my next trip.

Member #4239
05-03-05, 22:17
Speaking of Garmen, I went there a while ago. I got a lady by the name of Vanessa. I told her I didn't have a lot of time, just give me a frontal massage. She got to work and after a while asked me if I wanted to masturbate. The way she put it was kind of a turn off. Is it still called masturbation if somebody else does it for you?! Anyways, she got to work and gave me an adequate HJ, had a very serious demeaner. I still got my business done, but I won't pick her next time. 150 upfront and another 200 afterwards. I could have given less, but I decided to be a gentleman and leave her a decent tip.

Shanidar
07-08-05, 06:16
Speaking of Garmen, I went there a while ago. I got a lady by the name of Vanessa. I told her I didn't have a lot of time, just give me a frontal massage. She got to work and after a while asked me if I wanted to masturbate. The way she put it was kind of a turn off. Is it still called masturbation if somebody else does it for you?! Anyways, she got to work and gave me an adequate HJ, had a very serious demeaner. I still got my business done, but I won't pick her next time. 150 upfront and another 200 afterwards. I could have given less, but I decided to be a gentleman and leave her a decent tip.J.G.,

Yes, a hand job is still called masturbate (masturbate you) if a pro does it, or in my case, if my wife, a Colombian, gives me a handjob. Yes, it is a hell of a turn off, but there does not seem to be another word/phrase for handjob.

Member #4239
07-27-05, 21:15
Guys, if you happen to be in Teguc right now and if you are into big boobs, you should check clinica Sandra (the one in las Colinas, not in Prado, please see one of my prior posts for complete address). There is a girl there by the name of Ruth, big tall kind of brownish girl, "piel canela". Anyways if you like big boobs as I do, I am sure you would appreciate hers, big and firm. She is very friendly, she smells good and she would let you touch her. I really tried several times to let her put my dick between her boobs, but I had no luck. Still I got a hell of a good massage. The price there seems to have gone up a little to 300 lempiras (which is right now just over 15 dollars), and then the tip is completely up to you. You can give nothing or you can give as much as you like. I would suggest between 150 to 300 lempiras, but again it's entirely up to you.
By the way pretty much all the girls there are new. I can report that Damaris is gone.

Member #4239
07-27-05, 21:24
For some one who is brand new to Teguc, may I recommend Splendor massage place. They have some really nice and good looking girls over there. I am talking about Splendor 1, I think there may have been a Splendor 2 at some point, but I believe it may have been closed, but I am not sure about that. At any case, you can find their phone number in the classified section (I don't have the newspaper here with me, otherwise I would have written it here). It is located in colonia el Hogar, in the calle principal, the house is a big corner house, mostly white in color and it has a big sign with the name Splendor hanging over the street. The house number is 2211. You should not have any trouble finding it if you give the above directions to your taxi driver, or just give him the phone number and let him get dirctions directly.
There are four rooms, 2 bathrooms with good running water (believe me not all bathrooms have nice running water in Honduras). I went with a girl named Mary or Maria, something like that, tiny body, but pleasant. She gave me a nice massage. 250 is the price for the massage, and then the tip is entirely up to you as I mentioned in my last post. Enjoy.

Member #4239
07-28-05, 00:00
The massage place Body Works has moved. In my opinion, there are overall better looking girls in some other places, but the girls here are not bad either. There are 8 girls there, 5 rooms each with it´s own bathroom and plenty of hot water and towels. When you come in, they´ll show you a so-called menu (I think they call it "alfombra" or some bull shit like that). The basic one hour massage costs 300 lempiras which you should pay up front. Then they have other stuff, like when the girls dress up in uniforms, etc, and the cost could run up to 700 lempiras. The girls will introduce themselves to you and you pick the one you want (just like all the other places). I just had the basic massage and the HJ of course. Nice big room, nice pleasant girl, her name was Lijia. Again, as I said in other posts how much you tip will be up to you.
It will be easy for your taxi driver to find this place. It is in colonia Miramonte, go to Universidad Jose Cecilio el Valle and right next to the university (on the left hand side), there is an uphill road. Take that road straight up for about 300 yards or so, you get to a T on the road, the massage place is right there. The house number is 2802, it´s an orange two story house with a black door. It does not have any signs. It is open from 11 AM to 9 PM.

Member #4239
07-28-05, 19:41
There are three down town massage places that I know of. They are all within walking distance of each other and about a 5 to 10 minute walk from Hotel Maya although you may want to take the taxi to find the first place.
The first one is Garmen in Finley Park (Parque Finley). Please see the previous posts about this place. Once you are in Finley park, head north uphill (ask someone ¨donde esta la calle que va para casamata¨). Anyways the uphill street is right there, branching off of the park. Walk uphill about 150 yards on the right side. Your search is over when you get to the green house numbered 1354.
Overall the place is cleaner and bigger than Garmen and the showers are okay, although I think the girls at Garmen are more attractive. Don´t expect anything luxurious, but as I said the place is okay considering it is in down town. The cost will be 150 for regular massage and 250 for ¨special¨massage which they will collect upfront. I don´t think any tip is expected, but you can certainly tip what you like. I had Carmela, gave me a good massage, let me touch her, but refused to take off her clothes. By the way the name of the place is ¨nueva imagen¨.
I couldn´t find the third massage place although I am sure I was very close to it. It is in Barrio Guanacase, in the calle principal del arbolito right behind the Banco Atlantico. There is a TV repair shop right next to it, and the house number is 2B. As I said I went there but I just couldn´t find the unit 2B. Maybe you´ll have better luck than me.

Member #4239
07-28-05, 19:55
There are a lot of massage providers here that will come to your house (al domicilio). I have tried one, phone number is 236-6326 and cel number is 948-6220. You can ask for Aida if you like brown skin as I do. The cost will be 400 lempiras and HJ will be included. I didn´t try to get anything extra. She, or one of the other girls will come to your place in about half an hour. Hours are 10 to 8, Monday to Saturday.
If you prefer to go to their establishment, here is how you get there. Ask for Colonia la Campana, the house is close to maternidad hospital san felipe, which I suppose is some kind of maternity hospital. Anyways half a block ahead, there is a sign with an arrow saying peluqueria Rita (peluqueria means a hair styling or barber shop), when you see the sign, you get out right there. There is a house with a solid big green wall. Just ring the bell and a girl will come to the door. The house number is supposed to be 3208, but I never actually saw the number.
They charge you 300 for massage and HJ, and I don´t think a tip is necessary. There are about 4 girls, they are attractive and they will be pleasant and the facility is nice and clean. Enjoy.

Perry Mason #1
08-08-05, 08:18
J.G.-

Excellent, explicit reporting on the massage scene in Teguc. I wish all posters had your knack for attention to detail. Thanks. Your posts will come in handy during my next visit.

JR Benecke
09-22-05, 17:31
I will be wisiting TEGU during the first week of October.

I do not know any girl in TEGU and would lika a good suggestion. I'm looking for a GFE with a good BJ included. I like girls to be young and slim.

I will be staying at the Hotel Plaza El General, which is at 30 meters of the Hotel Maya. Will I have trouble with the Hotel.

I would really appreciate any help.

Chocha Monger
09-23-05, 19:22
Unless the particular girl in question has caused problems at the hotel or appears to be an obvious street rat you should have no problems. Hotel staff will not question one having legitimate guests.

JR Benecke
09-23-05, 22:11
Could you suggest a girl, for my visit.

Migrant One
09-24-05, 00:42
I too have never had a problem, but any lady I took up was dressed decently.

Just be careful and stay covered, Honduras has a high HIV rate

Hotel Maya has many ladies hanging around it, should have no problem finding a lady. Also check out any bar that is connected to a American franchise. I found that many 'Gringos' go to familiar surroundings (me included) and that brings the ladies.

Please post results

Talkntochaz
10-01-05, 04:05
Ok, I have been living here in Tegus for 6 months and the only place I have visited has been Illusions (by the airport). Very attractive women, but there has to be more? Can someone give me some insight.

Talkntochaz
10-01-05, 09:40
OK, went to Noa Noa night club in Tegus. Most of the women were not all that, but I did meet Melissa. Small, petite beautiful long dirty blond hair. Very attractive with all of her clothes on. Very, very attractive when she was on stage. Up close, she was really just ok. Well, I spent three hours there, and the driver asked her if she was willing to come back to the hotel. She declined the offer, but made a counter offer of the back room. WoW, she was ok, just the idea of doing it in the "back room" seemed to frighten me. Nonetheless, I was back there for over an hour. I would have rather brought her back to the hotel but then its ok. She was good in the back room, we were both soaked by the time we finished. Go to Noa Noa and visit Melissa. In the morning I will sample clinica sandra's las colinas establishment. Wish me luck.

Talkntochaz
10-01-05, 23:39
Ok after a gruelling day of trying to find a vet (and oh yes she was beautiful), I managed to get over to Clinica Sandra's (Las Colinas). I went in for a massage and was greated by Jenifer. Petite, beautiful and of course very sexy. Of course since I can not communicate it was hard to negotiate anything more than a HG. Thats ok though will visit her again in two weeks and will try for more. She charged 300 LP for the massage and I gave her a 60 Lp tip. Not bad at least she was better looking that the women that work at the Marriott Hotel massage parlor.

Rabo Verde
12-30-05, 23:25
How does this city rate in terms of hobby and general tourism?
Someone who has been to e.g., San Jose or B.A. who can give a comparison?

Migrant One
01-06-06, 18:11
How does this city rate in terms of hobby and general tourism?
Someone who has been to e.g., San Jose or B.A. who can give a comparison?

For hobby, just thumb through the postings, it can be very good non pro or semi pro action, but be careful of the high HIV rate. Pro's are around, but not lot's and lot's that I found.

General tourism,let's see. no ocean near Tegu, but beautiful countryside up in the hills, forests, good shopping (especially if you can get a local chica to do the negotiating)(I would walk past anything I wanted and ask my chica to go back and negotiate. Once she struck the deal I came over... boy when those vendors saw a gringo walk up....they stuck with the price, but would usually give her a ration of s***)

Tegucigalpa can be a very dangerous place (think old west) but I always felt safe (but grew up on the streets of Detroit). I liked Honduras a lot, but it is definately third world compared to San Jose, Rio etc.

Member #4239
03-15-06, 00:53
They have upgraded parts of the airport in Teguc, I almost could not believe how nice it was. However, now the wait time is much longer because they have added some security measures such as finger printing, taking pictures, etc.
The wait time for me was about 30 minutes longer than what I remeber from before.
The massage place Garmen is still there and I guess I keep going to it because it´s so sleazy! They now have signs in the room saying something like ¨we just give massage here, so please don´t proposition the ladies for anything more¨. What a joke! Depending on the girl, you can still get what you want short of a full fuck. I was humping this girl´s boobs on the table just the other day. The problem with Garmen is that it´s hit and miss, there seem to be a lot of girls moon lighting there -at least that´s what it seems like to me- and some of them are just louzy providers. Also the shower is quite inadequate. The other day I had to leave the place with oil all over me because there was no water in the damned place. I probably won´t go back there anymore, but if you are looking for something on the very low end of the spectrum in Honduras, give it a try.

Member #4239
03-19-06, 22:52
Sunday of course is a slower day in Teguc, a lot of the massage places are closed. However, you may want to check out Splendor (see prior post for address, etc). There is only one girl, Jessica, who works there on Sundays from 10 to 5. She is kind of short with nice big melons and very nice attitude. She will give you a very good massage. She charged me 350 and I just gave her 500. She lied to me about the hot water though -there was none, I froze my ass taking a cold shower afterwards - but her service was so good otherwise that I didn´t complain.

Lorenzo
04-02-06, 06:41
this is the latest in a series of reports in my 30-day mongering tour through central america. by the time it is over i will have visited all 7 ca countries and will have mongered, or attempted to monger, in all 7. to date, for those who are interested, i have posted reports on belize, guatemala, el salvador, and san pedro sula. i spent a total of 4 days in honduras, 2 in sps and 2 in tegucigalpa. i left tegus 3 days ago, but have been busy and am just now getting around to reporting on it. i am taking this trip for a few reasons, other than that i love to travel and now have the time and money to do so. i am exploring possible new mongering spots. i have been a rio monger for several years and still consider it the best place in the world to monger. however, the exchange rate is very bad right now, so rio has become much more expensive, and it is moderately difficult to get to. secondly, i plan to report on all the places i visit so that i might provide useful information to guys who have never been to any of these countries. at the end of the trip, i hope to publish a comparative summary.

anyway, back to honduras. i'm sorry, but i just don't like honduras. i had a disastrous time in sps and not much better in tegus. there appear to be no 'houses' at all, other than massage parlors that give hand jobs. who knows why, maybe pressure from the police. there also appear to be a lot of missionaries in the country, and this appears to have rubbed off on the country. moreover, there is very little useful information on this thread; i have read every single report here, and so far it doesn't appear that anyone got any more than a hand job. posters seem to be very vague about what services they receive, but if anyone got laid you couldn't tell it from this thread.

i checked the yellow pages and looked under every possible heading: massage, escort, club, night club: nothing, absolutely nothing. i am not into streetwalkers, so i checked out the classificados in el heraldo. there were about 6 ads that appeared to be for outcall services. i called four of them and got voice mail messages. i left the number of my hotel and the room number, but none called me back. i finally got through to one, 983-2950, who said that they offered 'servicio completo' and that a girl would be there in 25 minutes. the girl would cost us$20 for one hour. i was staying at the honduras maya and agreed to meet her in the bar. of course she never showed up. after waiting for an hour i went back to my room to casll and see where she was and got a voice mail message. they never called me back and i never found out what happened. btw, i had taken 100 mg of viagra and didn't want it to go to waste.

i next called 354-7474. they said a girl would be us$70 for 2 hours. i became a little suspicious because they wouldn't commit to 'servicio completo,' but by this time i was desperate. so i waited in the bar and about a half hour later a beautiful chica showed up accompanied by a middle-aged woman. the older woman said i could discuss arrangements with her. she then said that their service consisted primarily of therapeutic massage. she said the girl could bring me to orgasm but only by hand. she also agreed to total nudity and to my touching the girl wherever i wanted. this is totally consistent with what i have read elsewhere on this board. she also hinted that the girl could negotiate on her own if she wanted to. she said i could pay the money to her. i said i would pay in the room; i wasn't about to take a chance on her taking the money and then getting the hell out. so we all went up to the room, i paid her the $70, and the older woman left.

the girl's name was faviola. she was 22 and gorgeous. i will post clothed photos when i get back home. we got naked and she gave me a pretty good slow massage. she let me stroke and suck her breasts and eat her pussy to orgasm, then she gave me a hand job, then later a second hand job. not all that bad but no oral and no lay.

honduras sucks and should be avoided for mongering purposes. it is a wretched country, and if it has any redeeming qualities i didn't see any. there may be valid reasons to come to honduras, but mongering is not one of them. it is hands down the worst country i have visited in ca for mongering. even belize has raul's rose garden. i gave belize a 2 overall. based on that, i would have to give honduras 1.5. the only place worse might be some conservative moslem country.

this correspondent's next report will be on managua.

lorenzo

Lorenzo
04-03-06, 19:20
. There are multiple night clubs and strip clubs in town, more than one cab driver who can set you up with girls, more than one massage parlor, street scene, and thousands of available regular girls who want to get to know a nice gringo.
If there are massage parlors in Teguc where someone can get more than a hand job, they haven't been reported on this thread. I read every single report before I attempted to monger, and I found nothing--nothing!--where someone specifically stated that he got laid or even got a blow job. So can you blame me for avoiding the MPs, if all that it appeared that I would get would be a hand job? And I couldn't care less about strip clubs. This is why the regular posters on this site need to improve their posting; state exactly what services you got and how much it costs. This is how we mongers can help each other out.

Lorenzo

Cpteasy
04-08-06, 23:31
Come back to San Salvador...I swear! I've lived/mongered everywhere in Central Am for 25 years and there's no where better...never mongered in SA (except Peru and I didn't like her). Of course it's not beauty, NEITHER am I going to put a sack over someone's head to do her, and neither do I want "Miss (Name Your State)...I was married to one of those before!!

I want action, value, GFE, etc. My preferences are morenitas and small but not too young.

If you're stilll in Tegu there used to be an old man who sat outside the casino at the Hotel Maya and could direct you to some fine women...like "Guanacas", i.e. Salvadorenas... I have no idea if he's still there, but he can hook you up w/ pro's if so.

I just came back from Nica....let me die in El Salvador!!

Grand Pollo
04-11-06, 21:36
If there are massage parlors in Teguc where someone can get more than a hand job, they haven't been reported on this thread. I read every single report before I attempted to monger, and I found nothing--nothing!--where someone specifically stated that he got laid or even got a blow job. So can you blame me for avoiding the MPs, if all that it appeared that I would get would be a hand job? And I couldn't care less about strip clubs. This is why the regular posters on this site need to improve their posting; state exactly what services you got and how much it costs. This is how we mongers can help each other out.

Lorenzo

Though I did that with fine detail in Managua and it didn't seem to help with your overpayment experience there.

Lorenzo
04-14-06, 04:55
If you're stilll in Tegu there used to be an old man who sat outside the casino at the Hotel Maya and could direct you to some fine women...like "Guanacas", i.e. Salvadorenas... I have no idea if he's still there, but he can hook you up w/ pro's if so.
I have long since left Teguc, but I did look for that old man two nights in a row, based on the reports on this thread, and he was nowhere to be found. I forgot to mention that in my report. He has either died, retired, gone on vacation, or just taken a few days off. In any event, he wasn't there. And you're right about El Salvador.

Lorenzo

Lorenzo
04-14-06, 05:02
Though I did that with fine detail in Managua and it didn't seem to help with your overpayment experience there.
For God's sake, Pollo, aren't you ever going to let this go? Talk about beating a dead horse! I don't know how many times I have to say that I was in no way dissatisfied with my experience with the outcall service in Managua. US $55 is in no way an overpayment for a first rate sexual encounter in which my sex partner literally comes right to my door. If you're so impoverished that you balk at paying $55, then maybe you should quit mongering altogether and limit your sexual encounters to Rosie Palm and her five little sisters. That's even free! And I don't need you or anyone else to tell me how much to spend. It's my money and I'll spend as much or as little as I please. Now let it rest!

Lorenzo

Greybeard
04-14-06, 12:39
Your response is typical of a gringo that spoils it for all, "If you have it falunt it". It is time for you to move on since your have not added to our appreciation or knowledge of CA.

Lorenzo
04-14-06, 17:47
Your response is typical of a gringo that spoils it for all, "If you have it falunt it". It is time for you to move on since your have not added to our appreciation or knowledge of CA.
You're entitled to your opinion, but yours is definitely a minority view, judging from all the responses and PMs I've received thanking me for my helpful information. Enjoy your poverty!

Lorenzo

Gglee
04-15-06, 07:09
Pisses me off that some of the mongers diss you.

You are doing a great job and doing a great service.

If you need some help re:info for Frankfurt or Phillipines, let me know.

I'll be trying Hong Kong and Macau.

My best experience has been FKK clubs in Germany.

Keep up the good work and F*CK the assh**es that criticize you.

Lorenzo
04-15-06, 18:20
Gglee,

Thanks for the good words, my friend. I may take you up on your offer regarding Germany. I have yet to experience the FKK clubs, but would like very much to do so in the next few years.

I'll just add one thing. I've been hearing this bullshit for years on the Brazil forum that those who 'overpay' are 'spoiling' it for everybody else. People who think like this are losers. What these losers need to do is to stop whining, get off their lazy asses, use their God-given talents (assuming they have any) to WORK HARD--a concept probably totally alien to them--to increase their net worth, acquire some assets, and then they won't need to worry about 'overpaying,' because all will all be affordable. But until they do, if I'm 'spoiling' it for them, well that's just tough shit!

Lorenzo

Member #4239
04-16-06, 01:19
I am squarely on Lorenzo's side on this one. Personal attacks against him are way out of line. He reported honestly on his experiences in Teguc and he drew his own conclusions. If there are other guys here with recent personal experiences in Teguc, why are they not posting? If he thinks Teguc sucks, well, that's his opinion. You can disagree with his opinion, but don't personally attack the guy.
On the question of paying too much, I also have to completely agree with Lorenzo. It's nice to know what the supposed "market" price is, but if somebody wants to spend more, that's their money and none of anybody else's business. If I remember correctly he paid about 70 dollars for what he got, and I franky don't think he overpaid that much given the fact that he was BRAND NEW to the city and the girl came to his room. There have been some times when I was unlucky enough to have paid 60 dollars in Teguc and get practically nothing for it except a bad experience!
If there is anything that makes me upset, it's not the overpayment, but rather the underpayment -and this issue doesn't get much play in this forum.
There are fellow mongers who routinely rip off the girls. I know of gringo mongers in San Pedro who pay only 100 lempiras (about five bucks) after getting serviced. Obviously they lose any chance of ever being able to go with that same girl, but they also ruin it for the rest of us who cross paths with the same girl. The girl will be very suspicious and unwilling to give her best service to future gringos. I certainly have a greater respect for those mongers who treat the ladies well and pay them well, as opposed to those fellows who mistreat them and underpay them.
Finally I feel that there is some bad blood between some of the other mongers against Lorenzo, maybe stemming from other posts elsewhere, etc. The man is obviously not in Teguc anymore. Let's all move on and please don't use the Teguc thread for settling personal arguments. Thank you.

Lorenzo
04-18-06, 04:55
This will be a summary of my recent month long mongering trip through all 7 Central American countries. I plan to post this report on the forums of all of these countries: Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama. As some of you know, I have alraedy posted several reports for each of the individual countries, some lengthy, some sketchy because there wasn't much to report. The responses to my reports were overwhelmingly positive, and I want to thank all the guys right now who posted positive responses on the threads and who sent me PMs. I got at least 10 PMs, all of them supportive, and I am grateful for these. A small number of negative responses were posted, all of them on the Honduras and Nicaragua forums. This was probably because I was less than enthusiastic about these countries, and some mongers apparently felt that I had insulted their favorite haunts. Now I am not an especially thin-skinned guy and can take my lumps, but I thought these few responses were surprisingly vicious. The posters seemed to feel the need to attack me personally. They seem to have no conception of the fact that reasonable people can have differing opinions on the same subject and still be civil to each other. I made it quite clear in each of my posts that it was my first time in CA and that I was taking this mongering trip largely out of curiosity to see how the mongering situation was in some countries I had never been to before. I made it clear, and want to make it clear now, that my reports are not intended for the veteran CA monger but for those, like myself, who are veteran mongers but who are new to this area, or at least some of the countries, and to this extent they may be helpful to some. If that isn't the case, well you can always ignore it and move on. But the negative posters just couldn't grasp this. They couldn't grasp why someone who is in a city for the first time might prefer to pay $55 to an escort service to have a chica come directly to his room for some excellent sex, rather than attempt to guide a brain dead taxi driver through the slums of Managua to find a hole in the wall massage parlor where he can get laid for $10. They seem to be unable to grasp that my time and my convenience are worth money too. These doofuses seem to exemplify Oscar Wilde's definition of a cynic as someone who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. But I guess some people will always be terminally stupid.

Anyway, on to mongering. First I want to make a few observations about visiting CA, based on my trips through these 7 countries, that some might find helpful:

1) With the exception of Costa Rica, the taxi drivers in CA seem NEVER to have change--NEVER. So you will be well advised, early in your stay in a country, to stock up on the country's smallest paper currency unit.
2) The taxi drivers in Guatemala City and Managua are the dumbest in the world--and I've been all over the world. In GC, always have the address written down. In Managua you can't even do this, because there aren't any addresses! By contrast, the San Jose taxi drivers seem smart and helpful.
3) Even top of the line hotels may not have all the amenities you might expect. For example, I didn't once see an English langauage newspaper in the 6 Spanish speaking countries; I guess they've never heard of the International Herald Tribune. This is surprising, because it can be found all over South America. What is even more surprising is that it is often hard to find newspapers even in Spanish; the Holiday Inn in Guatemala City had no newspapers at all. Similarly, if you need toothpaste or deodorant, don't expect your hotel to have it; you'll probably have to go to a tienda.
4) You will need to have some knowledge of Spanish--period. This is especially true in El Salvador, Honduras, and Nicaragua.
5) I found Central Americans to be exceptionally warm, friendly, and helpful during my trip. I even had the manager of a Guatemala City restaurant drive me back to my hotel when I couldn't find a taxi. I didn't meet a single nasty person. But read on.
6) In all of these countries, watch your back. Your physical safety comes first. If you don't know an area, don't assume it's safe. Take a taxi from door to door, even for short distances. Take only official taxis, and except in Managua, don't get in a taxi if another passenger is in it. (In Managua, taxis are routinely shared.)

Now on to my comparative country ratings. In evaluating the countries comparatively, I took the following factors into consideration: the ease of getting pussy; the quality of the girls, i.e., physical attractiveness, without considering their expertise; the quality of the sexual experience, which means the sexual skills of the girls, physical attractiveness aside; and price. For the record, I had sex in all 7 countries, 11 girls, 14 encounters (3 of them repeats, obviously). I'll make comments on each of these factors for each country, and then I'll give each country a rating from 1 through 10. What am I using as my paradigms? Well, I'm a veteran Rio de Janeiro monger, and to me Rio is the pussy capital of the world, so Rio would get a 10: easily available sex, beautiful girls who are highly skilled sexually, and reasonable prices (although Rio has gotten more expensive lately). Bangkok would get a 9.75, only because Thai girls are not always good kissers. As for a 1, I've never experienced a 1, but it would be something like what I imagine a conservative Moslem country to be: a place where getting laid is difficult or impossible, and might even be dangerous. So those are the parameters, and herewith the individual country summaries.

BELIZE: There is only one reliable place to get laid in Belize, which is Raul's Rose Garden near the Belize City airport. An hour with a bored chica or Belizean girl resulting in lackluster sex will cost about US$75. A few posters say they have gotten connections to girls from taxi drivers, but I had no luck with this. OVERALL RATING: 2.

GUATEMALA: Guatemala City has the highest concentration of quality chicas in all of CA, approaching but not equaling the termas in Rio. They are also very skilled sexually and I had them do everything I asked. However, it is also the most expensive. In the two best clubs, the rates are US$78 for 1/2 hour and US$156 for an hour, fixed by the club, not negotiable. There are cheaper places, but the quality of girls is nowhere near as high. Avoid the Club Elite; it's a ripoff for people on expense accounts and gullible tourists. OVERALL RATING: 8

EL SALVADOR: This country is CA's hidden gem. Pussy is readily available, All the girls I was with are quite skilled sexually, and DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS seem to be the norm. CIM was no problem. And it's incredibly cheap! There is a slight variation in the prices at the clubs, but the average is about US$25 for 1/2 hour and US$40 for an hour. So what's the drawback? Simple: the quality of the girls is not high. There are some attractive honeys available if you look, but the majority of the girls in the houses are skanks, and some are outright pigs. But as I said, the good ones are there if you look--really look. On the San Salvador thread, Cpteasy's posts are quite informative. OVERALL RATING: 8.5

HONDURAS: A wretched country; if Honduras has any redeeming qualities, I didn't see any. Don't come here for mongering. If you must come here, I suppose you can find something. You'll probably fare better in San Pedro Sula than Tegucigalpa. On the SPS thread, Ford's posts are pretty good. As for Tegucigalpa, forget it. It's easier to get laid in North Korea than Tegucigalpa. (If you think I'm exaggerating, I'm not: read my post from the North Korea forum: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=400531&postcount=44.) All I could manage to get was a hand job. As far as I could tell from the Tegucigalpa thread, that's all that anyone got. I read every single post on this thread and didn't find a single person who got laid or even got a blow job. OVERALL RATING: 1.5

NICARAGUA: Not quite as wretched as Honduras, but close. At least Leon is interesting as a tourist attraction, and I have heard Granada is too. Managua is a chaotic city where the streets don't even have names. Your best bet for mongering is to call an escort service in the Yellow Pages and hope for the best. I had good results from Bellamaris; cost US$55. OVERALL RATING: 4

COSTA RICA: Costa Rica, especially San Jose, is one of the best documented forums on this website, so I don't need to say a lot. Pussy is readily available, all over the place actually. The girls are uniformly good in bed, DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS the norm. Prices are reasonable; I never paid more than US$60 for an hour. Quality of girls overall is so so. There are some very attractive ones available, but a large number of skanks as well. Your best bet for finding quality chicas is the Sportsmens Lodge. What keeps me from giving CR a 10 is the fact that San Jose just isn't a very interesting city, so there's not much to do but monger. The tourist attractions lie elsewhere in the country. OVERALL RATING: 9

PANAMA: I didn't give Panama the attention it deserves, largely because I was doing tourist things like a canal boat ride, and I was recovering from being sick. I only mongered at one place, River Club, where I got a beautiful chica who was lousy in bed. Cost $US80 cash, $85 credit card. But pussy seems readily available, and I assume that what I paid was representative. But my rating will have to be tentative because of my limited mongering there, so I am basing it largely on other mongers reports as well as my own experience. OVERALL RATING: 7

So there it is. I hope some mongers will find this helpful. If you have experiences to add, please share them. Let's help maintain what should be the fraternal nature of this forum.

Lorenzo

Migrant One
04-19-06, 22:37
Lorenzo,

Good observational posts based upon some great sounding travels.

I've posted some in the past and just want to add that Honduras may not be the best mongering place. I think the established places are minimal in terms of quality, but what I liked was the semi or non-pro ladies.

You need a little more time, but I have had good luck, with my minimal spanish, in finding evening company.

The last few years I was hooked up with a lady there, but at least every couple days I would run across attractive ladies who approached me whenever my novia wasn't present. In clubs, before she was across the floor (heading to the bathroom) I was being approached by other ladies.

Before her I never had problems finding ladies that, after dinner and a couple drinks, would join me for some mattress aerobics.

I'm late 40's, white and while decent looking and shape, will never make a magazine cover. I also do not shower the ladies with $'s, but try to be fair considering the country.

One thing I have always had luck with, from Central America to Asia, is smiling a lot, being respectful of the ladies, no matter where I find them. I think it's more than paid me back by the ladies I've met, and what they've done for me.

Member #4239
04-20-06, 13:59
It's a shame that Lorenzo didn't have a good time in Honduras, but looks like he kicked ass in the rest of C.A. As far as I am concerned even a terrible week in C.A. is much better than a good week in the U.S.A. doing the grind which is what I am doing!
Personally I think that because of the poverty in the region, it's not hard to find pussy in any part of latin america. Guatemala city is a good place, it has a full range of services. In fact you can easily do more Honduran prostitutes in Guatemala than in Honduras itself -because a lot of the Honduran sex workers go over to Guatemala. San Salvador has a bunch of brothels, but not much street action. If you like lakes and volcanos and forests and beautiful beaches, Costa Rica has a lot to offer and obviously a lot of gringos have already discovered that.
As far as I am concerned, the luckiest guys are the ones who actually live in latin america. I remember when I used to live in a latin country, I had so many regular girls that I did not even know nor cared to know where the brothels, street action, etc were!

Kyle B
04-28-06, 21:25
Hey J.G. or anyone else that may be able to help. I just moved to Teguc and am wanting to check out Clinca Sandra...the names that I found of reccomended women (Olga & Ruth) are apparently no longer there. Any recent updates on good women to ask for? Preferrably big breasted? :-)

Also, J.G. I think in a past post you said when you lived in Latin America you had tons of reg women. Any suggestions on meeting some? I speak fluent spanish but don't have tons of time to be out and about as I have 2 kids and a nutty jealous wife :-)

Any help would be appreciated.

Member #4239
04-29-06, 17:06
Joel,

Congratulations in moving to Teguc. You will be rolling in pussy!

As far as massage parlors, I would start with Splendor and Clinica Sandra. You will get consistently good service at both places. I mentioned Jessica in a prior post. She works at Splendor and she has nice full tits. The down town massage places are rather hit and miss. I am sorry I don't have any more specific girl names to give you, but you won't have much trouble finding big breasted girls once you go to those places.

To get regular girls, well, I think you just have to hit on all the single/available ladies. Of course, you will get a "no" answer sometimes, but you'll get enough yes to keep you satisfied. You may end up having to help them get set up with an apartment, etc, but that will be good for you because you can visit them discretely any time you want. This way you can have 5 or 6 girl friends at the same time without your wife finding out. You may want to put an ad in the paper saying you are a gringo (if you are one) looking for a "catracha", and I think you'll get a tremendous amount of response to that as well. Of course you'll have to use a separate discrete cell phone number for them to respond to or use email (phone number will be better, I have tried both). You will get dozens of girls calling you. You can start going out with them, and then maybe down the road break it to them that you are married. These are just some suggestions, you can make your own judgement about them.

Finally if you do end up dealing with some sex workers, always try to ask them if they have any friends, cousins, sisters, mom, daughters, etc, who wouldn't mind making some extra money by "going out" with you. I have met some pretty juicy girls that way.

Anyways, best of luck to you.

Lorenzo
04-29-06, 18:07
J.G.,

There is a Honduran spinner named Jessica working at Club Platinum in Guatemala City. She fits your description of Jessica to a T: spinner, small, morena, great natural tits, excellent FS with BBBJ. At the time I saw her, March 14-15, she had been in Guatemala only 10 days. How long has it been since you've seen Jessica? I'm wondering if it's the same girl. If not, it's quite a coincidence.

Lorenzo

Member #4239
04-29-06, 18:15
Lorenzo,
I saw her last in middle of March. I doubt it's the same one, but who knows, it's a small world. Take care.

Anonymous
04-30-06, 04:40
I went go to Clinica Sandra and loved it! I have never been to a massage parlor but I will be back there soon! The girl I chose was great, super theraputic massage then asked me if I wanted my groin massaged, you know the answer to that. She asked if I wanted her to be naked...of course I did. The only negative was that I think I got ripped off on the price?? I paid L. 300 for the massage which I figured was normal but then she said the naked HJ was an extra tip and asked how much I could pay, I said L.150 and she just looked at me, so I said L200? She said L 500! I am quite a pushover and she was really hot so I didnt argue. What is the going rate? What should I be paying? I am def going back and try to negotiate a little better next time saying I want to be able to keep coming back.

On a side note, this is the first time I have EVER paid for a sexual favor and even been able to get hard let alone climax! Usually I am too wierded out by the fact that I am paying them and that is the only reason they are doing it and I cant even get hard. I like them to like it. This girl really seemed to be diggin me and it was great! Unreal massage and she asked me to touch her all over as she gave me a HJ. Wow!

Member #4239
05-01-06, 03:10
Joel,
as far as the going price is concerned, I think they will be very happy with a TOTAL of 500 lempiras, and that's what I usually pay, and to be honest with you I am probably overpaying a little. Of course it's up to you how much you want to spend, but I think paying 300 plus another 500 is being extremely generous.
I personally love the massage places down there -for me they are just about the ultimate relaxation.
I am myself going to be moving down there in the near future, maybe down the road we can keep in touch. Check out the houses in "Hatillo" -I loved the residences down there. Take care.

Kyle B
05-01-06, 05:39
J.G.,

Thanks for the info, I thought she charged me way too much, a little hard to negotiate when you are laying on a bed naked :-)

What is Hatillo?

Member #4239
05-02-06, 00:53
It's just an area/suburb of the city. It's on the hill, so the air is cooler and cleaner than down below. Nice place to buy a home.

Cpteasy
05-02-06, 04:28
I've posted this once before but never heard any comments. ANyway, when I lived in Teguce, about 10 years ago, there was a little gnome of a man who used to hang around the entrance to the casino at the Hotel Maya. He had some GREAT girls in his stable and would deliver them to your home or hotel or take you to them. I ended in a GFE with one who was superb.

I don't know if he's still there or not.

Anonymous
05-03-06, 05:17
hey peeps just wanted to let you guys know about my experience at splendor in el prado. while i think it is a nice place to go and you apparently will get nude service from some of the girls. i asked for jessica on the phone and they said she was there, when i got there they said she wasnt so i went with annie who was attractive with decent breasts. she gave a crappy massage and then when i asked her for "special" service. i. e. hj she said ok but didnt offer to get naked so i asked her too, she refused and said i couldnt touch her or anything. bummer. will try back when jessica is really there: -) i found out it is really close to my house. he he he

Member #4239
05-03-06, 22:02
Excellent report Joel. Looks like you are getting hooked on the massage places. I remember one time when I was really horny, I told my woman I am gonna go out to get some drive through pollo campero. I took a taxi to a massage place, told the girl to get straight to the genital massage, then went and got the pollo and shared dinner with my woman!
I sure envy you man. I hope you get to try out all the women and all the massage places. Enjoy.

Anonymous
05-04-06, 00:11
Hey J.G,

Damn I just had pollo campero tonight but I missed out on the genital massage :-) ah well, great idea for next time...do they charge you less since it is faster and no massage?

The other thing I forgot to mention in the last report about Annie is her rythym was way off! She kept getting me sooo close and then switching hands and/or rythyms and just totally messing me up...I had to finish myself in the shower but for L. 350 or about $15 I guess I shouldnt complain :-)

I am going to go back to Clinica Sandra en Las Colinas and try to get a better price next time. btw will they do the whole massage naked if you ask?

I am going to try the El Heraldo ad thing and see what luck I have, I am kind of shy so picking up girls at the mall or something is tough for me.

Anyways thanks for all the help and suggestions I will update you on my future successes!

Lorenzo
05-04-06, 02:39
I've posted this once before but never heard any comments. ANyway, when I lived in Teguce, about 10 years ago, there was a little gnome of a man who used to hang around the entrance to the casino at the Hotel Maya. He had some GREAT girls in his stable and would deliver them to your home or hotel or take you to them. I ended in a GFE with one who was superb.

I don't know if he's still there or not.
I specifically looked for this guy when I was in Tegucigalpa in March--every day in fact--based on reports on this thread. He wasn't there. Maybe he died, retired, or was just sick or on vacation.

I can't help but chuckle looking at some of these posts. In spite of comments about "rolling in pussy," my earlier observation, which pissed some people off, still stands: I have yet to see a single post on the Tegucigalpa thread where anyone reports getting anything more than a hand job. If Tegucigalpa mongers are indeed rolling in pussy, why the hell don't they post something about it? This thread is a puzzler.

Lorenzo

Kyle B
05-14-06, 22:39
Well since noone that has gotten pussy in Teguc is responding to Lorenzo, I guess I will...I have read about people getting laid at Illusiones, also about people getting pussy with various SWs so I am not sure what you were referring to but you may want to reread this thread :-)

Kyle B
05-18-06, 16:27
I was just wondering if anyone has the phone number to Ilusiones by the airport or know what time they open? I called information but apparently they don't have a land line only a cell? Any other info on the place, cost etc would be great.

Thanks,

Joel

Civid
05-24-06, 04:50
I was in Tegucigalpa for just one night recently (well a couple months back now) and I was able to find some pussy with a little effort.

I tried to get to the club Noa Noa which I had read about on here, but my taxista didn't know of it. He said he could find me some girls though and we began cruising the streets. He first took me to a bar and we talked to a couple of girls that were hanging out front there. Nice chicas but they wanted $60 for toda la noche and weren't interested than anything less. We cruised the streets a bit more and I would say I saw about twenty girls out on the streets where we were checking things out.

We ended up at another bar that had a hotel next to it. I don't remember the name of either. There were several girls that hung out in the bar and then went over to the hotel were they had rooms for business. I met Myra - a very nicely stacked chica wearing tight jeans and black sparkly top that really accentuated those nice big tits. We went next door to the hotel. She was a nice little vixen and very friendly and lively.

$20 for the chica and $10 for the taxista who waited for me as well.

I stayed at the Hotel Condesa which was very convenient to the bus terminals. Room was small, but very decent with tv. I didn't try to bring a chica back here, but it seems it would be a chica friendly place. $12 for the room.

Anonymous
06-12-06, 21:02
Well I have something fun to report about my time here in Teguc. The other night I went to club Ilusiones and it was closed., but there were 3 hotties (SWs) outside and I took them to a hotel, did all 3 for $75 which was probably high but I was drunk and didn.t care :-).

Noguera
09-15-06, 18:31
Guys

I am headed to Tegucigalpa for a couple of days. I have read everything herein for the past year. Is there any way to actually get laid in Tegucigalpa? Strip clubs, outcall, casas ...... help???? Anything more than just a naked hand job? Come on guys ... someone pitch in and help. Please.

Cpteasy
09-16-06, 20:44
I haven't lived in Tegu since 1997, but it wasn't hard then but there was NOTHING obvious...not in Tegu, anyway. Unless you're going directly there on business (i.e. not on TACA), I suggest stopping in El Salvador and spending a day or two. I GARANTEE!!! (Read the ES board).

Cpt. Easy

P.S. For enough money...and in Honduras it doesn't take as much as the rest of CA, ANYTHING CAN BE HAD FOR the RIGHT amount of money...ALWAYS NEGOTIATE. Even if you don't speak Spanish (hand language spoken)...CA, at least, Latinas may be willing.

P.P.S. In La Ceiba or San Pedro Sula, it's obvious. ALWAYS ASK A TAXISTO(A)!!!

P.P.P.S. Always ask the taxi drivers in Latin America.

J Z Hon
09-21-06, 21:04
Have not Been but heard its good. Give the low-down.

J Z Hon
09-22-06, 03:57
Would like to go check out some of the massage parlors mentioned here but would like better directions. There's nothing like wandering around in a city you don;t know. I'm not trilled about taking a taxi directly

Noguera
10-03-06, 04:16
i was in tegucigalpa a couple of weeks ago and asked a taxista to take me to a good strip club. he informed me that the best club in tegucigalpa is ilusiónes, near the airport. he said it was the best, most elegant, and had the hottest chicas. so, i guess that answers the question if ilusíones is shut down or still in business.

we pull up outside this totally dumpy little non-descript building directly across the street from the airport. there is a us$8 cover charge which includes one drink.

i go inside and this place is a total dump! it is a small room, hot, low ceiling, crammed with maybe 40+ guys, loud, and just a dive. so … this is the best tegucigalpa has to offer? yikes … those massage parlor hand jobs are looking better all the time! if you know nicaragua, sure, ilusiónes is a step above aqui polanco in managua, but it isn't 2 steps above. and it is no where near as decent as anything i have seen in guatemala or costa rica.

the clientele was surprisingly middle class. not the drunken lower class hondureños you would expect, but fairly respectable looking guys. all the tables are right up against the stage so there is plenty of action going on. three girls dance at the same time on various ends of the stage. over the period of maybe an hour i saw 15+ girls working the club of which only 3-4 were either pretty hot, spinners, or had great bodies. the other 10+ were real ug-o's, i mean heifers-on-the-hoof! the girls dance like a regular strip club for 2-3 songs on different corners of the stage. they don't seem to peel off their tops all that quick but they do drop their panties and strut around with their munchkinland totally exposed. while they are dancing on stage they hop off quite frequently and after a few lempiras change hands they will proceed to grind their bare crotches on some guy's lap and give him a quickie lap dance. i have no idea what these cost, but none of the lap dances lasted more than 30-45 seconds.

one word of caution … i would be totally shocked if even one person working the club spoke any english whatsoever. if you want to pick up or negotiate with a girl, you had better be at least reasonably conversant in spanish. probably one or two of the guys whom were clients probably spoke english.

after i was comfortable in the place i flagged-down what i considered to be the hottest of the 3-4 girls that were under 200 lbs. she had a tight little spinner body and her name is kenía. she is a really cute, 19 y.o. hondureña. since i really wasn't buying that night i bought her a couple of drinks and we just talked and laughed. what i learned from her is the girls are not paid at all by the club to dance. they are only paid their cut of drinks, tips from the lap dances, and a piece of what they can pull in from a client in the back rooms. kenía said the going rate in the back for full sex is us$100 us for 2 hours (and the girl's piece, pun intended, is only $30). i would imagine some reasonable bargaining and i'll bet you can get the price down to us$60, or so, but i also doubt their definition of 2 hours is anywhere close to the gringo definition of 2 hours!

when i was ready to leave i got into an argument over the bill with the fat guy whom appeared to be the head "maitre de"! he is pretty pushy and obnoxious and billed me for one more drink than i had. we argued but i lost and consider myself fortunate that i only was kicked for around us$10. it is not so much the monetary damage as it is the principle of sticking it to a gringo.

in summary …… there is a strip club in tegucigalpa that is open and doing a healthy business. it is a bit of a dump but doesn't appear to be in either a dangerous area or have remotely dangerous clientele. there are a couple of hotties worth hitting on for next day "take out". however, if you like hefty, fat, ug-o's …… this place will be a gold mine for you!

Member #2826
12-25-06, 15:30
I am headed to Tegu in a couple of days; would like to know if any action around Hotel Intercontinental and what to expect from the staff thanks mates.

Migrant One
12-29-06, 20:50
I am headed to Tegu in a couple of days; would like to know if any action around Hotel Intercontinental and what to expect from the staff thanks mates.

I used to stay there years ago. Didn't have trouble bringing in guests, but don't remember any specific places to pick up. I had a Lady I knew, so wasn't hunting around.

The mall is there, and that was always fertile ground. Many times my Lady got very jealous of the looks I got, and any time she wasn't with me I would get lots of smiles.

Check out the TGI Fridays for semi pros.

Noguera
01-12-07, 03:00
I sent you a PM last week regarding Tegucigalpa. But you have never picked it up. Open it and then get back to me.

Fantasy
01-21-07, 06:51
Noguera,

You never told me what you thought of the picture of the two girls fucking each other with the strap-on?

Noguera
01-21-07, 21:55
I have no idea what you are talking about. Are you referring to Bianca? If so, I have never seen the photos you are referring to. I think I might remember something like that!

e-mail me

Member #4239
03-14-07, 20:29
I was surprised to see that there are no more street venders in the downtown/park area. I guess they moved all of them to a market called la isla or something like that.
Anyways, I know some of you guys don't like massage parlors and that's cool, but I can tell you that some of the girls will definitely give you more extras than just a HJ. I think it will of course depend on the girl, how much you tip and how much time you have. I think if you leave a large tip, maybe something like 400 lempiras, the next time that you are there, do not be surprised if you get some extras. And if you choose to, you can take a lot of these girls out to movie, dinner, etc -again if you choose to do that. I think it all depends on your generosity and how much time you have to establish a rapport with the girl.
One example is a girl called Liliana, she is chunky, but tall with nice big boobs. She will take good care of you inside and outside the massage parlor, but take your time with her and don't ask for everything in the first 20 minutes. You can find her in the massage place just above plaza finley -not Garmen which is located in the plaza. Liliana works in the massage place which is up the street/hill about 100 yards from the plaza. The place is just above Hotel Granada 2. Please see my prior post for more directions to this place.

Ldedlock
05-07-07, 03:47
After reading all the reports here I wasn't expecting much in Tegus. All the possible action seemed to be in the massage parlors. Drove around though and found a lot of street action in Comayaguela at night. Most are on 1st and 2nd ave from the center bridge (the one heading down from the stadium) north to the river. Some near center park and always 3 or 4 on 1st ave heading south out of Comayaguela. All types, shapes, and sizes. Going rate for the average ones was 200 Lempira for FS. Don't try anything in the car though as the cops are patrolling and will stop and ask what is going on. Take them to a hotel for 140 - 200 Lps for a room. Late at night when the action slows down I had one girl offer FS for 100 Lps. Girls were out every night of the week.

Only problem is you need a car or an understanding taxi driver. It's not an area I'd walk around at night. Also, beware of the ones hanging around Soldier's Park. Lighting is really bad there so all the TVs and TSs hang around there in the shadows. Not that I have anything against them but according to the newspapers they are more likely to rob you than anything else.

Keydoc
05-09-07, 00:17
Be aware of lots of TV's around the hotel zone of the Hotel Maya, plaza general, plaza st martin area. MP's were featured in a 2 part supposed undercover piece by one of the local newspapers detailling how these poor girls are working in offices during the day and mp at night to supplement their incomes. Full service for as low as Lps 300, or about 16 $, the reality is Lps 500 is about the norm. There are many Mp's are advertized in el heraldo classified, and some offer 2-4-1 specials during the daytime.

Meat Loaf
08-18-07, 16:06
I was in Tegucigalpa a couple of weeks ago and asked a taxista to take me to a good strip club. He informed me that the best club in Tegucigalpa is Ilusiónes, near the airport. He said it was the best, most elegant, and had the hottest chicas. So, I guess that answers the question if Ilusíones is shut down or still in business.I'm surprised not that many posts exist for Teg., Honduras. Nonetheless, is this place still jumpin'.

Chocha Monger
10-22-07, 04:38
Noguera,

The casa de cita is called "Chicas Jovenes". I used to bang the mamasan's beautiful niece who looked like Walt Disney's Pocahontas come to life. Of course, that being said, the place was off limits to me but I waited for her in a cab once when she passed by to collect something from her tia. The place is close to a Tropigas and opposite the bus station where the buses from Comayagua arrive. It is a blue or green house with no signs. I'm sorry but I can't seem to remember street names or anything more specific, perhaps my brain wanted to keep me out of trouble and deliberately did a poor job of recalling how to get there. lol

Anyway, from what I heard from the mamasan's sobrinas is that the chicas there are anything but jovenes. Supposedly, they are all worn down hags. Who knows? It might have just been bull to keep me from getting any ideas about visiting the place as a client. It could be worth checking out. Keep in mind though that many chicas in that line of work belong to the Mara Salvatrucha and I've heard of fights between the chicas at the house.

Suerte,
CM

Realeasygoing
11-13-07, 04:47
Hey is the Marriot guest friendly? I can get a big discount staying there. So what everyone is saying is there anything worth anything in Tegus? What about strolling the malls or normal clubs?

Migrant One
11-14-07, 01:32
Hey is the Marriot guest friendly? I can get a big discount staying there. So what everyone is saying is there anything worth anything in Tegus? What about strolling the malls or normal clubs?

I had met a Honduran girl in Costa Rica, both of us on vacation, and started a relationship.

I got down to Tegus 4-5 times a year over 3-4 years. Never hobbied, but being the observant type of guy I'll give my two cents to your last sentance.

I was 44 - 48 over the years I visited, in decent, not great shape and not a movie star looks, all in all a guy who doesn't get propositioned up here in the states often.

We did many things, including of course malls, restaurants, and the clubs.

Always, without exception, I noticed ladys looking at me and smiling, and these were younger good looking girls. Even had a couple times the ladies approached me when mi novia was in the bathroom.

So from my observations, yes there is a lot of available ladies in the malls and clubs. TGIFridays in the mall usually had a couple cuties that sent out 'signals'

I've been around enough places I think, to catch these vibes.

Realeasygoing
12-14-07, 02:06
Well Migrant One Thanks for the advice and it did pay off. Honduras isnt really a place where you really have to pay for sex (but you do have to speak Spanish which I don't). Went to the club called Light and had a big breasted girl hit on me and of course I took her back to the hotel. I was to hung over to mine anything out of the (overcrowded) mall but will try again some other time.

BTW the Marriot is guest friendly.

Seeker32
05-25-08, 23:34
I was in Tegus a few weeks back, I had a chick I met on my last trip to La Ceiba (Lil Sis) meet me there. The plan was for her to spend the week with me but she got on my nerves after a few days so I sent her home. She was trying to break the bank. I met another woman who I spent the rest of my time there with.

I don't like Tegus it's very dirty and dangerous. Most of the locals I met there felt it was dangerous. I don't really want to go back, however the woman I met got me open. She has a good job, a visa, and comes from a well known family. I lucked up meeting her. She supposed to be coming here to visit me soon.

I stayed at the Intercontinental....over rated.

Tequila
05-26-08, 13:15
I'll be in Tegus this week, it is a business trip for a couple of days. Is there something interesting in here? , please advice

Salud!

T

Member #4239
05-26-08, 23:56
the massage places are still in business. interestingly the ads in the paper have somewhat changed. now all the ads in the paper say something like this ¨centro anti estres con terapeuta¨, which means anti stress center with (female) therapist. all the ads say the exact same thing, and there are no more pictures of sexy girls in bikini in the ad. so probably they put some type of new restriction on the type of ads. anyways, the massage places are still in business. about 200 to 300 lempiras gets you the massage, for the extras you have to negotiate the price with the girls. the girls seem to be pretty desperate because all of them offered me bj´s without me even asking for it. one of them didn´t have any condoms, and i hadn´t brought one either, and she was insisting that we have a bbbj saying that the girls get tested regularly. for the extras i think you are gonna have to pay something between another 300 to 500 lempiras depending on how much you want to negotiate and how pleasant the girl is. sandra´s and garmen are still in business, but the place about one block north of garmen has shut down.
one of the posters, few posts before this one, had said that teguc is a dirty down. i will have to agree with that. the city gets more congested every time that i visit. the small streets just can´t handle the number of cars here. it gets very hot and dusty here. if you live on one of the hills surrounding the town, it´s a lot cooler, but the city itself is a mess. i remember a few years ago, there was a poster here who said he had just moved to teguc, i wonder what he thinks about it now, he hasn´t posted anything in a long time. the other problem now is that there are more and more kidnappings here, it´s not colombia yet and they are leaving the tourists mostly alone, but the kidnappings are getting more frequent.
finding pussy here remains quite easy, but i would no longer recommend it as a place for retirement. tear it up. j.g.

Tequila
05-27-08, 03:26
I appreciate your comments and the time invested on them. Thanks a lot, I'll post how it went but with your comments I might try to leave Honduras a day before and spend my last night in Guatemala

Salud!!

T

Pepe27
06-02-08, 04:06
How's the action near the intercontinental, I was there about 3 years ago. I did not find anything in the area. I did go to the mall. right in front of the hotel but nothing.

Has anything changed. I read in the board, there are lots of chicas available but is there anything within walking distance to the Inter.

Migrant One
06-04-08, 01:27
How's the action near the intercontinental, I was there about 3 years ago. I did not find anything in the area. I did go to the mall. right in front of the hotel but nothing.

Has anything changed. I read in the board, there are lots of chicas available but is there anything within walking distance to the Inter.

There was a lot of willing company at the mall, often TGI Fridays. But most are not pay for play so it takes time.

Generous Gent
06-04-08, 14:30
By now most of you have heard about the Taca flight overshooting the runway. All traffic has been routed to San Pedro Sula, with bus service to teguc. A real mess here, and yesterday I heard the US airlines are cutting way back on flights just to fill seats and save a little fuel cost.

I would most certainly suggest carry-on only if possible because there just are not enough buses to take everyone's luggage....

Memuris
06-09-08, 00:42
Actually it is still working for little planes (ATR) as those flying from/to Guatemala and operated by TACA.

Just for your information.

Seeker32
10-06-08, 23:04
My boy who is a stationed in Comayagua informed me that an American contractor was murdered in Comayagua about three weeks ago. All soliders have been confined to the base since then.

Lil Sister (see my previous post) advised me that an American was also killed in Tegucigalpa. My boy was unaware of this. It appears there is strong anti-North American sentiment right now. There have been protest in front of the base in Comayagua.

Just a heads up to anyone planning a trip. I decided to cancel my trip in Noviembre due to this information as well as, the tanking economy here in the states.

If anyone has any accurate information (Generous Gent) regarding these killings please post it.

Generous Gent
10-07-08, 12:46
I just posted in general info area....I wouldn't cancel a trip because of what is going on here as it really doesn't amount to much anyhow. The tanking economy however, is a very good reason. The people here love and want Americans. It is a way of life from them. Chavez made offers of cream and honey to el presidente, and his pockets are wide open. In future years, the debt to Venezuela is going to be incredible, and this country will be in deep doo-doo. The people are aware of this, and want no part of it. Without the support of the USA, this place would turn into another Cuba and trust me...they do not want that.




My boy who is a stationed in Comayagua informed me that an American contractor was murdered in Comayagua about three weeks ago. All soliders have been confined to the base since then.

Lil Sister (see my previous post) advised me that an American was also killed in Tegucigalpa. My boy was unaware of this. It appears there is strong anti-North American sentiment right now. There have been protest in front of the base in Comayagua.

Just a heads up to anyone planning a trip. I decided to cancel my trip in Noviembre due to this information as well as, the tanking economy here in the states.

If anyone has any accurate information (Generous Gent) regarding these killings please post it.

Miami Dolfan
10-12-08, 19:21
Hello,

I'm heading to Tegu next week and staying at Intercontinental.

Anyone with recommendations.

Thanks

Papi Chuulo
01-15-09, 03:04
The killing was thought to be accidental, if that's the correct word. He was in the wrong area at the wrong time. Victim of an on-going fued between families there and that he was perhaps mistaken as a member of the rival family. Truck with dark tinted windows. Who could tell?


If anyone has any accurate information (Generous Gent) regarding these killings please post it.

Generous Gent
01-20-09, 17:22
And this is what makes buying a vehicle from someone here dangerous; when the shooting starts, it is the vehicle they are looking at, not its occupants. A lot of innocent shootings and you don't know who you really are buying from anyhow; drug dealer, someone who pissed someone off, or an ongoing feud. Life is extremely cheap here in Honduras.



The killing was thought to be accidental, if that's the correct word. He was in the wrong area at the wrong time. Victim of an on-going fued between families there and that he was perhaps mistaken as a member of the rival family. Truck with dark tinted windows. Who could tell?

Iguana Six
09-07-09, 04:19
Haven't been to Tegu since I made short trips in 2004 and 2006. Given the dearth of info on this site, I usually just made the trip to the club across the street from the airport, tolerated the obnoxious, oily, guy-with-tie, picked someone out and took her to the hotel. The first time was fine, I negotiated a price for 90 minutes and got in two pops with sweet 8. The second time, I made the mistake of paying for a TLN without doing enough negotiation.She wanted to drink beer and watch "Passion of the Christ" - definitely not my idea of foreplay - and seemed to magically send ten pounds from her busom to her butt just by taking off her clothes. Lotsa rules, and her idea of TLN seemed to end a 3am.

So, I am asking the board for advice. I noticed a lack of photos or reports. Does anyone have any current info?

Iguana Six
09-08-09, 04:43
Boy, talk about a site being dead....

Generous Gent
09-08-09, 12:43
Fact of the matter is, I really don't know much about teguc... Someone out here should though.



Boy, talk about a site being dead....

Chocha Monger
09-08-09, 15:17
Fact of the matter is, I really don't know much about teguc... Someone out here should though.
Iguana,
Try asking a taxi driver to take you to casa de citas Chicas Jovenes. It's located close to a Tropigas outlet and the bus station where buses arrive from Comayagua. Other than that you can try finding your own at the mall. There is not a big scene in Tegucigalpa.

Iguana Six
09-09-09, 03:34
Iguana,
Try asking a taxi driver to take you to casa de citas Chicas Jovenes. It's located close to a Tropigas outlet and the bus station where buses arrive from Comayagua. Other than that you can try finding your own at the mall. There is not a big scene in Tegucigalpa.

Can you give me some details on Chicas Jovenes? Price? Physical layout? (ie: do they have showers?) Caliber of the chicas?

Iguana Six
09-09-09, 08:05
Iguana,
Try asking a taxi driver to take you to casa de citas Chicas Jovenes. It's located close to a Tropigas outlet and the bus station where buses arrive from Comayagua. Other than that you can try finding your own at the mall. There is not a big scene in Tegucigalpa.

My first cabbie didn't know Chicas Jovenes, so I went to Illusions. The place has taken a dive and has become a dive since I went there five and three years ago. The physical plant has become shabby and worn. Even the owner, who used to dress up was now in jeans and an old polo shirt. Inside, the body oder given off by two guys who seemed fresh off a construction site gave the place a seedy, almost slum like ambience. The urinal was a concrete trough. Where I could find a pretty chica there in 2004, and a slightly overweight one in 2006 who was kinda cute but very troublesome in the room. Now all pole dancers are flabby, except for a hard looking slim gal.
Nothing to see here people, move on. L140 to get in and a free drink.

A cabbie outside knew of C-J, but informed me it was closed, the owner having opened up a place called the Juala de Oro, but it was in Comayalaguela. We went deeper into a deserted part of town, and the cabbie showed me an even worse neighborhood with two no-name bars and a the Juala.

Stay away! The area looked like the set for a music video, it was so run down and dangerous looking, complete with slim tranny on the street corner and slow moving police pick-up truck. Lots of tired looking, overweight, poorly dressed lumps masquerading as working girls. You know something has gone seriously wrong when the best looking "girl" of the evening is the tranny.

That's it for me. I am writing off Tegu as a destination. We can discuss why it has gone downhill later, but I'll never bad mouth MGA again.

Chocha Monger
09-09-09, 14:27
My first cabbie didn't know Chicas Jovenes, so I went to Illusions. The place has taken a dive and has become a dive since I went there five and three years ago. The physical plant has become shabby and worn. Even the owner, who used to dress up was now in jeans and an old polo shirt. Inside, the body oder given off by two guys who seemed fresh off a construction site gave the place a seedy, almost slum like ambience. The urinal was a concrete trough. Where I could find a pretty chica there in 2004, and a slightly overweight one in 2006 who was kinda cute but very troublesome in the room. Now all pole dancers are flabby, except for a hard looking slim gal.
Nothing to see here people, move on. L140 to get in and a free drink.

A cabbie outside knew of C-J, but informed me it was closed, the owner having opened up a place called the Juala de Oro, but it was in Comayalaguela. We went deeper into a deserted part of town, and the cabbie showed me an even worse neighborhood with two no-name bars and a the Juala.

Stay away! The area looked like the set for a music video, it was so run down and dangerous looking, complete with slim tranny on the street corner and slow moving police pick-up truck. Lots of tired looking, overweight, poorly dressed lumps masquerading as working girls. You know something has gone seriously wrong when the best looking "girl" of the evening is the tranny.

That's it for me. I am writing off Tegu as a destination. We can discuss why it has gone downhill later, but I'll never bad mouth MGA again.
The country in general has never been a mongering destination. From time to time places worth a visit might pop up but they die off quickly. Most of the locals who can afford it usually keep a few girlfriends or mistresses so there isn't much of a demand for pros. The conservative nature of the general populace pretty much ensures that women only go full pro after hitting rock bottom.

Iguana Six
02-09-10, 15:22
Has the mongering scene improved now that the political crisis is over?

Seeker32
03-22-10, 06:43
I was in Tegucigalpa in 2008 and I met a keeper however, the distance and language barrier was a strain and after a few months we stopped calling and writing one another. She never asked me to send her any money or anything so I believe her interest was sincere. I’ll refer to her as Mary going forward.

Recently I caught wind that she might becoming to NY because a close relative of her’s was receiving an award. I went to the award presentation and she was there. She was surprised and excited to see me, she greeted me with a warm hug. I gave her my number and she called me later that night and invited me to come visit her the next afternoon.

The next day I went down to where she was staying the place was packed with friends and relatives, everyone was dancing, eating and drinking. I was made to feel welcomed by everyone my cup was never empty. I tried to get her to leave with me for a little while but she couldn’t because many people had come from all over to visit with her and her travel companions. She was also leaving the next day. We did manage to steal away to a less populated part of the house where we made out a bit. At some point she introduced me to her cousin who I’ll call Nancy. Later in the evening Mary and I became separated and I found myself in a hallway with Nancy we made small talk about Honduras and my last trip there, then I made my way back to Mary.

When it was time to leave Mary and I went out front of the house hugged and said a long goodbye. As I’m walking down the street to my car I hear someone calling my name, I turned around and there was Nancy running after me (Mary was nowhere insight). She stopped me and asked for my number. I gave it to her and 15 minutes later she called me. I told her I was on the other line and would call her back. I didn’t though, I waited until I knew Mary was gone before I called her. We spoke just about everyday there after.

Today one week after we met, Nancy and I got together. I had some errands to run in her part of town so I picked her up and took her with me. I was going to take her out to eat but she was very eager to get to my house. So we came to my house and with in 10 minutes we were in the bed. Afterwards we took a nap then went at it again. I drove her home and was hungry so we went to a Honduran restaurant near her home. I’m sitting there eating pollo frito con plantaino maduro y refesca banana, the bachatta music is blasting, theres a dance floor and 2 pool tables I felt like I was in Honduras.

Now Mary has been calling me from Tegucigalpa almost every other day and writing me again as well. I know this is a NY story not really a Tegucigalpa story but I wanted to share it any way.

I thought the women were only like that when in Honduras and upon arrival in the US I thought they would stick to there own kind. I thought they only liked us in their country because they saw us as an out I guess I was wrong. Anyway I can’t wait to meet Nancy’s friends and see what that leads to for me.

No airline ticket, No hotel bill, just a $17.00 meal for two.

Side note Nancy Y Mary son morenas.

Iguana Six
09-13-11, 04:18
The country in general has never been a mongering destination. From time to time places worth a visit might pop up but they die off quickly. Most of the locals who can afford it usually keep a few girlfriends or mistresses so there isn't much of a demand for pros. The conservative nature of the general populace pretty much ensures that women only go full pro after hitting rock bottom.Two years later. Any improvement to the mongering scene in Tegu?

Chocha Monger
10-16-11, 00:47
Two years later. Any improvement to the mongering scene in Tegu?Http://news.yahoo.com/six-gunned-down-outside-honduras-airport-police-061333871.html

There is still no San Jose styled market for cat-meat in Tegucigalpa. The only change is a higher probability of getting robbed or whacked. It's no place for mongers looking for point and fuck solutions. If you absolutely must have some Honduran fuck meat there is plenty in Costa Rica in a much safer environment. Sure it costs more there but the premium price means not having to take on a gang of MS-13 bangers armed with razor sharp machetes and chimbas loaded with buckshot.

CuandoEnRoma
01-20-12, 22:01
New to this site, but was in Honduras last month at a massage parlor. Was only in Teguc one night, so didn't get to browse around. Details:

Web:

http://distritocentral.mundoanuncio.com.hn/horben-masajes-15-de-septiembre-iid-210982324

(there was one with photos, can't find it anymore)

Address: in the ad, convenient near the airport.

Tel: also in the ad, but just in case: 22333685, 97476121; I called first one.

# girls: 6-7 (quality poor mostly older 5s)

Provider contracted with: Diana.

Age: around 21.

Looks: 8/10. Maybe 5', maybe 32B or C, youthful.

Sex: 7, perhaps new at the game, a bit shy.

Massage: 3.

Price: $20 for massage, $100 for FS, MOSG. 1 hour.

Very sexy clothes, looked great naked, breasts still looked good, in spite of heavy push up bra. Started with a nice massage, then collected for the extras. She provides vaginal sex, seemed reluctant on oral, kissing and not keen on pussy touches. I didn't push those. We did it twice vaginally, first was a little rushed, but the second time made up for everything. An explosive ride cowgirl style. She seemed to come as well, as she came before I did the second time. Either an excellent actress or was getting into it. She was not really into it on the first one, which did detract from the experience, but as I said, second time was fantastic.

Didn't ask about anal, BBBJ or other services. Diana was well worth it, and saved the trip to Horben's. Not great if you are looking for a massage, but I wasn't.

Letters2T
02-29-12, 02:11
Are the old massage parlors still going? Are they still being advertised in the newspaper? This post has gotten awfully quiet over the years.

Thanks

Generous Gent
02-29-12, 12:27
Slight hiccup in business about a month ago when the local authorities in SPS cracked down on prostitution inside massage clinics. All back to normal now it appears. Many advertised in mundo annuncio, but the newspapers carry advertisements. Tiempo has the most ads.


Are the old massage parlors still going? Are they still being advertised in the newspaper? This post has gotten awfully quiet over the years.

Thanks

Iguana Six
07-13-12, 05:10
Will be going to Tegu next week. What is the best way to get some action? Has Ilusiones by the airport finally imploded, or is it back to its 2004 glory? Is Mundoanuncio. Com the way to go?

Generous Gent
07-20-12, 12:00
How's this trip turning out? Sort of curious about what really goes on in the big city myself.


Will be going to Tegu next week. What is the best way to get some action? Has Ilusiones by the airport finally imploded, or is it back to its 2004 glory? Is Mundoanuncio. Com the way to go?

Iguana Six
07-22-12, 21:20
How's this trip turning out? Sort of curious about what really goes on in the big city myself.Spent the week heavily involved in the conference I was attending and seeing clients at night, so no time. I've got just a couple more nights of less hectic demands, but generally, I have been too concerned about the unsafe streets to go out at night. I've considered checking out Ilusiones at night, the bar across the street from the airport, but considering how it went from a a "must see" destination in '04, to a dump in '06, to a post-apocalyptic dive in 2009, I am afraid I will go there and find mutant Morlocs out of H. G. Well's "Time Machine."

Mundoanuncio had better selections at San Pedro Sula, but I did not have time to pursue any. Besides, they looked kinda fake.

Another search of the local annuncios was also disappointing. However it was kinda interesting how many males were offering their services, as well as the couple of females overtly looking for a sugardaddy.

Chesscat
07-22-12, 22:25
Hi Iguana,

I would ask that you take one for the team, and venture out. My favoritas over the years have been Honduran women, whether I find them in Costa Rica, Guatemala, or Honduras itself. I used to hang out in the Progreso-SPS area back in '95. It was great.

Generous Gent
07-23-12, 12:08
Sorry to hear the nightlife is so bad. Definitely dangerous though, as you are well aware. Lots of males offering their services but a lot of lady boys out there too. Years ago this place was jumping but today safety is the main concern, especially at night. The coast isn't much better; safety an issue, lady boys, and mutant (hehehe) Morlocs. Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing here myself. Many friends are cashing in and headed to the far east.


Spent the week heavily involved in the conference I was attending and seeing clients at night, so no time. I've got just a couple more nights of less hectic demands, but generally, I have been too concerned about the unsafe streets to go out at night. I've considered checking out Ilusiones at night, the bar across the street from the airport, but considering how it went from a a "must see" destination in '04, to a dump in '06, to a post-apocalyptic dive in 2009, I am afraid I will go there and find mutant Morlocs out of H. G. Well's "Time Machine."

Mundoanuncio had better selections at San Pedro Sula, but I did not have time to pursue any. Besides, they looked kinda fake.

Another search of the local annuncios was also disappointing. However it was kinda interesting how many males were offering their services, as well as the couple of females overtly looking for a sugardaddy.

Generous Gent
07-23-12, 12:14
before mitch and massive deportation from the us this place was a playground and those with dollars had the time of their lives. getting jacked was next to impossible back in the 80's, when the military had control. soldiers were on every street corner. no gang activity. no cops. but no crime. where is that time machine?


hi iguana,

i would ask that you take one for the team, and venture out. my favoritas over the years have been honduran women, whether i find them in costa rica, guatemala, or honduras itself. i used to hang out in the progreso-sps area back in '95. it was great.

El Patron24
10-10-14, 20:07
Has nobody been here, or at least reported from here, in over two years?

What's the word compadres?

Ccwsi
10-13-14, 00:58
Thought I should finally contribute as this site has helped me tremendously in the past.

Forgive me if you have been to Tegu before but I know like me there must be a lot of you out their thinking is it worthwhile and is it safe, I was nearly put off coming here during my Central America tour as the amount of warnings I got from everyone outside of this country painting a scary picture (Like a War Zone).

What I learn't in my 2 days here, do not take any taxi driving around, only take taxi's that are called in via your hotel or recommended to you by trusted sources. The city is safe by day as long as you stick to the city spots and don't wander down any isolated streets like anywhere in the world. Money can be withdrawn from ATM's safely, probably the safest option obviously keep an eye for bike riders that are roaming in circles (they are there to watch tourists withdrawing hard cash). The chicas here are beautiful, stunning compared to Guatemala or El Salvador, even so a little plump like you get accustomed to here in see. America, I don't like that myself but it comes with the territory.

Yesterday was a wasted day so today its Sunday and you know that's a big NO NO in Central America, chica places are always closed. I hooked up with my hotels Taxi driver and eventually with his little English and my broken Spanish managed to see some sites and get on to tasting some local delicacy. HE took me to 3 different casa type establishments out of all 2 were closed (being Sunday) the last was thankfully open!

2 chicks there to choose from, one was an absolute stunner. Damage was stated at 2000 Limp ($95) and I just told my taxi driver that's too excessive, finally as business was not exactly booming the lady stated 1500 ($75) would be ok for 1 HR and if I want its buy one get one free LOL! I declined as the other chick was a little large and she would just end up getting in the way! Overall good session, girl was into it, nice body, stunning face and we changed up positions even getting on to the sofa. Started off with a massage and ended with a bang. She also offered me her number so we could meet up afterwards.

I can't remember the names of the places or locations but you can contact the Taxi driver direct, he speaks a little English and is willing to be flexible with pricing, nice enough guy. Will take you around the establishments with no problems: Roger Arevalo, mobile (504) 9813 2952.

Have fun.

El Patron24
10-15-14, 23:03
Thought I should finally contribute as this site has helped me tremendously in the past.

Forgive me if you have been to Tegu before but I know like me there must be a lot of you out their thinking is it worthwhile and is it safe, I was nearly put off coming here during my Central America tour as the amount of warnings I got from everyone outside of this country painting a scary picture (Like a War Zone).

What I learn't in my 2 days here, do not take any taxi driving around, only take taxi's that are called in via your hotel or recommended to you by trusted sources. The city is safe by day as long as you stick to the city spots and don't wander down any isolated streets like anywhere in the world. Money can be withdrawn from ATM's safely, probably the safest option obviously keep an eye for bike riders that are roaming in circles (they are there to watch tourists withdrawing hard cash). The chicas here are beautiful, stunning compared to Guatemala or El Salvador, even so a little plump like you get accustomed to here in see. America, I don't like that myself but it comes with the territory...Thanks for the update. Finding a good taxi driver is the only way to get out and mongering in Tegus it seems nowadays. The online prepagos and such are mainly trannys.

Bijou
10-23-14, 15:50
Thanks for the info on Tecu. I have been curious about it and thought about spending a night or two enroute to Roatan. Could you provide some additional info:

1. Which hotel did you stay and was it chica friendly?

2. Besides casas, any strip clubs, or freelancer bars?


The chicas here are beautiful, stunning compared to Guatemala or El Salvador, even so a little plump like you get accustomed to here in see. America, I don't like that myself but it comes with the territory. 3. I was pleasantly surprised at how good looking some of the girls were in a recent trip to Guatemala. I haven't been to El Salvador. I prefer the slim, spinner girl next door type. Did you see any around in Tecu, even if not working girls?

4. Any places you recommend for people watching and killing time?

5. Thanks for the contact info on the taxi driver. A trusted taxi driver is the best way to explore a new city.

HectorPF
12-21-14, 22:33
This is a very rarely written on thread so I thought I would add a little info.

I spend time in Tegus for work from time to time. I am mainly in the Centro Historico area. Many people just avoid this area, but it is not as bad as many think.

Anyways, Plaza LOS Dolores is on the somewhat NW side of the Centro Historico area. Right to the West of the cathedral is a small red-light area. There are about 5-6 hourly hotels which you can get for the equivalent of $5-10. There are always girls on the small street there. About 10 pm they get better. At 3 pm they are just plain nasty.

Keep in mind the girls don't speak a word of English and there will be seedy characters in the area after dark. Most girls will go for the equivalent of $20 or less for half hour ($400 and under Lempira).

Also in the main plaza there are always a few street walkers in the Southwest corner that you can grab and take to a room if you want.

If you are doing the online search, be careful! Lots of trannies on the online sites.

Chesscat
12-24-14, 19:21
Thanks for the info. Any update on San Pedro?


This is a very rarely written on thread so I thought I would add a little info.

I spend time in Tegus for work from time to time. I am mainly in the Centro Historico area. Many people just avoid this area, but it is not as bad as many think.

Anyways, Plaza LOS Dolores is on the somewhat NW side of the Centro Historico area. Right to the West of the cathedral is a small red-light area. There are about 5-6 hourly hotels which you can get for the equivalent of $5-10. There are always girls on the small street there. About 10 pm they get better. At 3 pm they are just plain nasty.

Keep in mind the girls don't speak a word of English and there will be seedy characters in the area after dark. Most girls will go for the equivalent of $20 or less for half hour ($400 and under Lempira).

Also in the main plaza there are always a few street walkers in the Southwest corner that you can grab and take to a room if you want.

If you are doing the online search, be careful! Lots of trannies on the online sites.

Eknges
11-28-15, 04:09
I was in Tegucigalpa recently and found a place with -some- attractive girls. Actually it is in Comayaguela, which is on the northwest side of Tegus. My two Honduran friends and I hired a taxi driver to take us to a strip club called Coco, but we realized when we got there that it is out of business. The taxi driver knew of a couple places in Comayaguela, just a 10-15 minute drive from central Tegus. The part of town was a little sketchy and I may not have gone if my Honduran friends weren't there with me. Tegus is eerily dark and quiet at night, despite being the capital city. The first one was called Aula Oro (Gold Classroom). We got there about 1:15 and it closes at 2:00. There were some girls there, but it was really dead, like they were just killing time until closing. It was a Tuesday, and apparently Sunday through Wednesday are pretty slow. None of them were dancing (there is a very small "stage" with a pole) but were mostly just sitting on a couch looking bored. Also, they were all quite large, which we weren't looking for. Entry fee was around $4, and you get a coupon for a beer or wine.

We left there and went to the other place the cabbie knew about. It was just a few blocks away. It had a very strange name: "Centro Turistico Tango" (The Tango Tourist Center). There was no entry fee. The vibe was very dead there too, but there were a couple nice looking ladies among the big ones. We quickly chose the two thin ones and negotiated the fee to come with us to the hotel. It was L400 each ($19 each) to the bar and L1,400 each ($67 each) for "todo la noche," (all night) which at this point was only four hours or so. We agreed to get them a taxi ride home at 6 am. They were thin and pretty and easy to talk to. Neither spoke any English, but I speak a little Spanish, so we were able to communicate reasonably well. One was named Haley and was very thin with small breasts. The other was named Belkis (SP?) and was also somewhat thin but curvier with nice large breasts. They were fun, accommodating, and easy to deal with. The doorman at our hotel, Aparthotel Guijarros, didn't mind us bringing our "novias" (girlfriends) to the room with us.

My suggestions would be to go to either of these places with a taxi, but get there earlier. I'm guessing the cream of the crop got picked before we got there, and I assume that earlier will be safer too. By the way, I tried calling the taxi driver below (Roger Arrevalos) but the guy who answered said he didn't know anything about a taxi driver named Roger. I hope this helps everyone have some fun in Tegucigalpa!

GasparLeMarc12
05-04-16, 16:08
Any updates on Honduras / Tegu? I will be arriving soon and was hoping to find out any updated info.

Gaspar

The Big
06-10-16, 06:55
Just to refresh the topic.

I've arrived in Marriott hotel. On the way from Marriott to Hotel Maya I've seen mane streetwalkers. Being scared about the city, did not stop and ask. The city reminds me a city from post apocalyptic movies.

GasparLeMarc12
07-01-16, 00:00
Just to refresh the topic.

I've arrived in Marriott hotel. On the way from Marriott to Hotel Maya I've seen mane streetwalkers. Being scared about the city, did not stop and ask. The city reminds me a city from post apocalyptic movies.Where did you see them at? Things don't seem "that" bad here after all in my opinion.

The Big
07-12-16, 22:20
Where did you see them at? Things don't seem "that" bad here after all in my opinion.I was not alone, locals were giving me a ride. Therefore I could not stop and ask. There were less than 10 and more than five.

Artisttyp
11-22-16, 04:47
Can someone please clue me in on a few things regarding Teguc.

1. Is there a RedLight District or areas of town where prostitution is visible like in Guate?

2. Are there casas de citas (Brothels) ?

3. Can I find a decent hotel with AC for $40/50 ?

4. Is there any sign of nightlife or does the city become a graveyard after 7 pm?

5. Is the high rate of HIV contained to coastal regions or all over the country?

6. Are working girls mainly spanish looking or of african heritage?

Thank You So Much for reading.

GasparLeMarc12
01-16-17, 18:40
PM sent. Short answers below.


Can someone please clue me in on a few things regarding Teguc.

1. Is there a RedLight District or areas of town where prostitution is visible like in Guate? No

2. Are there casas de citas (Brothels) ? Kinda. Not as great as MDE or SJO but some exist. Think massage parlor setup but no neon sign.

3. Can I find a decent hotel with AC for $40/50 ? Probably. Depends on what you mean by decent. I think you can. Safety and security is most important here though.

4. Is there any sign of nightlife or does the city become a graveyard after 7 pm? Definitely not dead.

5. Is the high rate of HIV contained to coastal regions or all over the country? No signs of high infection rates anywhere here.

6. Are working girls mainly spanish looking or of african heritage? Latina

Thank You So Much for reading.

Mfins
04-06-17, 06:25
PM sent. Short answers below.I have been to Teguc twice. The vibe is fair as far as strip clubs and casas. One club I went too it was literally so dark we could not see a thing unless someone was right up in your face.

Another club security saw my friend and I walking up to him with a beer and refused us entry even though we were willing to throw the beer away before going in. We were not drunk.

City seems pretty spread out.

I find the scene in San Pedro Sula better.

Or better yet San Salvador or even Guate City.

Maybe I do not have enough experience in Teguc and there are places I missed but, I wasnt too impressed.

Artisttyp
04-06-17, 07:56
I find the scene in San Pedro Sula better.

Or better yet San Salvador or even Guate City.
Great info Thank You.

Can you tell me what the San Pedro Sula scene was like in a few words?

I have done San Salv a few times. Great sex but a boring city. Guate could be a great destination if only they had a little more going on at night. The city was a graveyard after rush hour. Otherwise I found many budget offerings to satisfy my needs. However being in a hotel at 7 pm until the next morning took a toll on me.

I thought maybe there were hidden gems in Honduras due to the off the beaten path reputation it holds. I am willing to disregard warning signs for a good deal.

If Caracas straightens out the money / cambio thing I am in like flynn.

Mfins
04-25-17, 01:22
Great info Thank You.

Can you tell me what the San Pedro Sula scene was like in a few words?

I have done San Salv a few times. Great sex but a boring city. Guate could be a great destination if only they had a little more going on at night. The city was a graveyard after rush hour. Otherwise I found many budget offerings to satisfy my needs. However being in a hotel at 7 pm until the next morning took a toll on me.

I thought maybe there were hidden gems in Honduras due to the off the beaten path reputation it holds. I am willing to disregard warning signs for a good deal.

If Caracas straightens out the money / cambio thing I am in like flynn.As far as pure beauty goes, (the women) Venezuela is exceptional. The money thing is what makes it fun and gives you an advantage. The bargains are insane due to the black market exchange rate. Check out Maracaibo or Valencia and skip Caracas.

San Pedro Sula scene is nothing that is going to knock your socks off but, Its fine with a few higher end clubs and you will have a good time. What I like about San Pedro is exactly what you mentioned. There is more to do. I went white water rafting, to the beach, took a ferry to Roatan, saw some beautiful sights all within about two hours drive of San Pedro Sula. I can spend a week there and not be bored.

Loso69
08-10-17, 01:14
Looking through the Backpage & Wanuncios ads for Tegucigalpa, I'd only found 14 distinct phone numbers, 10 of which were on WhatsApp. No faces whatsoever!

The first (nameless) agency I contacted replied with a quote of 2000 HNL / hour. Pictures were available on the day of the meeting. When I told them I wanted to meet a girl today, I received no further replies.

When I contacted Diosas Dolls House, they replied promptly, sending me 50+ mostly faceless pictures. Prices ranged from 115 - 200 USD / hour, depending on the girl. Taking my own pictures of the chica was a total no-no!

When I texted Fashion Fantasy, they sent me the exact same price list, in the exact same format, as Diosas Dolls House. Obviously the same agency!

When I answered an ad that sounded like a (nameless) casa, asking if they were open today, they replied: "Si". When I asked for their address, they refused to reply via WhatsApp. Phone calls only!

When I contacted independent escorts through WhatsApp, nobody replied!

Loso69
08-10-17, 01:23
When I contacted Illusion Escorts via my Belgian WhatsApp number, I first needed to prove I was staying at a Tegucigalpa hotel. They didn't provide outcall service to private homes. I was staying in a studio apartment at Apartahotel Las Hortensias. Luckily, this tiny hotel was on Google maps. I sent my current location via WhatsApp. Even though the hotel location on Google was wrong (across the street), it was close enough. They also tried calling hotel reception, but reception was unmanned.

Having passed the 1st hurdle, I was asked how much I was willing to spend. Prices ranged from 160 - 2500 (!) USD / hour, depending on the girl. :eek: When I said I wanted to take pictures of the girl, the minimum price became 200 USD. That only included 1-2 pictures! If I wanted a proper photo shoot, the price went up to 300 USD. A couple of pictures would be sufficient! :p The guy sent me a selection of girls to choose from (24 pictures, with face). I picked a pretty blonde. The girls only started working at 9 PM.

At 9 PM sharp, I received a text. My date would be arriving in 10 minutes. El Jefe wasn't just the guy answering WhatsApp messages; he was also the driver. After I paid the girl, she handed the money to El Jefe, then joined me in my room.

Jazmin was a cute platinum blonde, but she wasn't the girl I'd picked! ;) Jazmin claimed she didn't have a baby, but her body said otherwise. She had a skinny body with a protruding butt - black booty style. Jazmin actually thought I wanted to take 1-2 selfies of me & her. Hell, no! I only wanted her in the frame. And I use a DSLR, not a damn cellphone!

I wanted to lick Jazmin's pussy. Not allowed! I wanted to nibble on her small titties. Reluctantly allowed. I wanted to kiss her red lips. Not allowed! El Jefe made the rules, and the girls blindly obeyed! Jazmin rolled her tongue around in her mouth as she was sucking my dick. I'm sure it would have felt great, if it weren't for the bloody rubber. :p As my dick disappeared into Jazmin's tight snatch, she announced I was only allowed 3 positions. Another of El Jefe's rules! Jazmin's moves were perfunctory. The service was sterile. What else can you expect from a puppet on as string, controlled by a puppet master / dictator who rules with an iron fist, taking all the fun out of the game? ;)

You might say paying 200 USD for pussy, in a country as poor as Honduras, is totally ridiculous. For me, it was simply the only way to get laid, without leaving the safety of my hotel room. Honduras added. Country #77.

Loso

Loso69
08-10-17, 01:33
There was a strip club called Kaβa'ret (corner of Boulevard Morazán & Calzada Grenada) just a few paces from my hotel. Even in dangerous Tegucigalpa, it was within walking distance. According to their Facebook page, they were open Wed-Fri, while I was in town Sat-Mon. :p

Loso69
08-10-17, 01:35
Knowing that getting laid in Tegucigalpa would be a challenge, I also tried to establish contacts via Tagged. The only girl I actually chatted with was a 20yo nursing student. She had 2 kids, and was looking for a husband. She claimed she wasn't the kinda girl to sell her body, but she desperately needed money to pay for her studies. When I offered her 3000 HLN to spend the night with me, she enthusiastically accepted my offer. The stumbling block was that she lived in Comayagua, about 90km from the capital. I didn't fancy traveling to Comayagua. She was scared to visit the dangerous capital. To be frightfully honest, I didn't exactly relish staying in Tegucigalpa either, but my dedication to country collecting trumped my fear. ;)

Loso69
06-21-18, 01:18
I was alerted to the fact that the ring leaders of Illusion Escorts & Diosas Dolls House have been arrested.

http://www.latribuna.hn/2017/09/25/illusion-escorts-la-agencia-mas-sofisticada-trata-blancas/

The platinum blonde in handcuffs may very well be the girl I fucked. :eek:

Loso

Frankfurt
07-03-18, 02:50
Reporting live from Tegu:

Despite being in rest of Central America, I must admit that this has been one hell of a nerve wrecking trip for me so far. All days leading up to my trip I was reading local Honduran newspapers such as El Heraldo http://www.elheraldo.hn/ and every day the paper was filled with the dreaded words of 'Matan' and 'Asesinadas'. And today while sitting in my hotel in Tegu yet once again I read the headline in El Heraldo that translates to:

"The victims in these first six months of 2018, mostly men totaled 70 Hondurans who lost their lives in 21 massacres".

And that headline overshadowed the headline earlier this morning where a mechanic was shot dead when he was called to repair a taxi on a bridge.

So one must ask the question, what drives us (yes you the readers and I) to keep doing this, travel thousands of miles to places such as Honduras and risk our lives. However since this is not the forum to delve into the deeper questions of 'existentialism' -let me just get to why you are reading this.

Arrival at TGU:

Bad time for my flight arrival as three or four other flights arrived at the same time including flights from Miami, Costa Rica and El Salvador. I haven't seen this many Jesus and Christ related T shirts and tote bags in my life. Why are Americans so religious compared to Europeans? We can skip this question too as this is not the forum to delve deeper into existence, actually lack thereof a god. Anyhow in a long immigration line several that came off of flights from USA were some sort of missionary, holding bibles, musical instruments for their choir and wearing Jesus freak clothing. The couple I was chatting with in the line had been coming to Honduras for 20 years on Jesus missions. I politely lied to them when they asked about my reasons of travel to Honduras.

The processing time per person at the immigration kiosk was way too long. I timed it, the immigration officers were on average taking 5-7 minutes per person and that process included finger printing 4 fingers on each hand followed by two thumbs. If you are carrying an extra digit, you will be responsible for adding extra wait time for the people waiting in line behind you. Never mind the fact that every so often the officer had to wipe clean the scanner, adding more time and / or borrow the immigration stamp from the adjacent booth. So that begs yet another question -instead of wasting hours of resources finger printing peaceful visitors, tourists, missionaries and horn dogs, shouldn't the government of Honduras be spending more resources on tackling the astronomical murder and crime rate in their capital city? But since this is not the forum to discuss law enforcement philosophy either, let's skip this question too.

Transportation & hotel:

If anyone needs a solid and reliable transportation person, PM me. I was fortunate to find one prior to my arrival and he was awaiting for me at the airport arrivals holding name card for the fake name I had given him. Sometimes paranoid knows no bounds. He works for or operates a transportation company and provides airport transfers, hourly service and tours etc. He doesn't speak English but he has another guy in his team who does.

Based on Loso69's last report on this forum I also opted for the same hotel and didn't regret it. Loso69 if you are reading this, the corner market store is no more and Kabaret around the corner is now called 'Pussy Cats VIP'. Since I am not a VIP, I don't think I'd be visiting it.

Restaurants:

During pre trip research, had dropped couple markers on the google map. One of those places is called 'El Patio' which is open 24 hours and get rave reviews. However my solo visit there along with my driver was nothing to write home about. I did however manage to get the phone number and subsequently photos of our waitress and she is in play if I had time on my hands and not too many balls to juggle.

Chicas:

Despite all the doom & gloom about Tegu on this forum, I had little hopes of scoring anything as the place sounded like a wasteland. Boy was I wrong or what! In less than 24 hours, I have nutted 4 times with three different girls and two are lined up for tonight. Yes, it's all here but requires a lot of hard work, persistence and Spanish.

There are many 'chicas universitaria' who are offering themselves under different slogans (e. G. I am not an 'scort') but the end result is the same -you get laid, they get paid. Simple as that.

My first contact was off of Evisos website under 'mujer busca hombre' or 'servicio eroticos'. I met Sandra and Michel for trio at their apt which was very safe (gated apt complex near UNAH). 1500 Lempiras, two rounds including lesbian action. The upshot was when Sandra wanted to sit on my face to lick her while her friend reverse cowgirl'd me. The downside however is that neither is a looker in face or body but Sandra gave off good vibes and speaks some English. Michel had big boobs and Sandra got medium sized ones (see pic). Between the first and second sex rounds, the three of us watched the worst ever penalty shoot out round in the world cup so far. I think you can guess what game I am referring to.

Later in the evening I was awaiting arrival of my 'chica universitaria' who is a total doll. It had been quite difficult getting hold of or contacting her as she was always out of credits on her cell phone and therefore did not have whatsapp service. She doesn't speak a word of English but I love her nubile petite figure and how she says 'tranquilo amor'. I had great help from hotel guy at the front desk in talking to her taxi driver to bring her to hotel! How does that saying go? -'sometimes it takes a village.'

My petite chica gave me the best GFE in recent history -she doesn't know how to say 'no' -everything is on the menu. She gets really really wet and when she comes, she has white creamy juices all around her pussy, what a sight for sore eyes.

The downside is that so far she has twice changed her number. I am to meet her tonight but my messages are not going through, so either she is out of credits again or changed her number again. Who knows. She never asked for any specific amount but since I had given Sandra and Michel 1500 for a trio, I gave her 2000 Lempiras for an excellent evening with no rush whatsoever. Later in the night she sent me a cute message 'me hubiera gustado estar mas tiempo".

Fuck me.

Day 1 was in the books and I was still alive.

Day 2 started out with bunch of whatsapp messages from girls I had contacted but never heard back. One of them goes by Semdy on Evisos. She is another 'chica universitaria' (see pic of blonde with big papis). Semdy only does it when she needs the money and then deletes her ads and doesn't respond to messages. She prefers to be contacted via her FB inbox. Also Semdy is not for hanging out or TLN, she is the definition of quickie. I suspect she is married. Currently she is pregnant, in college and was needing money so she responded. Literally from the time I replied to her, it took her 30 minutes to show up at the hotel. Good timing as I was just finishing breakfast and was ready for her. Semdy loved to 69, I didn't ask for full service as she offered oral with CIM -what more can a guy ask from a busty blond college girl for 800 Lempiras (33 USD). Semdy told me she will be falling off the radar for a while until she has the need again to do 'this' again.

After settling down from morning rush, responded to another girl who posts online only for selling photos and videos. My initial inquiry to her days ago was that I don't care about photos or videos but if she wants to meet in person, we can work out the details. She obliged, sent me couple of her pics (see selfie pics below). She wants 800 Lempiras ($33 USD). I am trying to schedule a time with her as my stay here is short and I am finding out that these girls generally don't have cell service all the time. Sometimes it takes them hours or days to respond.

So tonight it is either going to be my petite chica or this new chica universitaria.

So gentlemen, the morale of the story is that there is plenty of pussy to be had in Tegu but it requires some old fashioned hard and persistence. It is not a 'point and click' place as it's other counterparts in Central America. In bigger scheme of things, Belize and Honduras would still be at the bottom of the list compared to Panama or Costa Rica -both in terms of overall political and safety situation and of course as far as the supply of chicas go.

Disclaimer -don't come to Tegu if you are only coming for the hobby. I'd hate for someone to get robbed or killed in the process if they decide to come to Tegu based on my reporting alone.

Oh wait, the petite chica just got back to me with - 'hoy si quieres hacemos un video'.

Yeah, fuck me lucky horn dog!

Mfins
07-04-18, 04:40
Reporting live from Tegu:

Despite being in rest of Central America, I must admit that this has been one hell of a nerve wrecking trip for me so far. All days leading up to my trip I was reading local Honduran newspapers such as El Heraldo http://www.elheraldo.hn/ and every day the paper was filled with the dreaded words of 'Matan' and 'Asesinadas'. And today while sitting in my hotel in Tegu yet once again I read the headline in El Heraldo that translates to:

"The victims in these first six months of 2018, mostly men totaled 70 Hondurans who lost their lives in 21 massacres".

And that headline overshadowed the headline earlier this morning where a mechanic was shot dead when he was called to repair a taxi on a bridge.

So one must ask the question, what drives us (yes you the readers and I) to keep doing this, travel thousands of miles to places such as Honduras and risk our lives. However since this is not the forum to delve into the deeper questions of 'existentialism' -let me just get to why you are reading this.

Arrival at TGU:

Bad time for my flight arrival as three or four other flights arrived at the same time including flights from Miami, Costa Rica and El Salvador. I haven't seen this many Jesus and Christ related T shirts and tote bags in my life. Why are Americans so religious compared to Europeans? We can skip this question too as this is not the forum to delve deeper into existence, actually lack thereof a god. Anyhow in a long immigration line several that came off of flights from USA were some sort of missionary, holding bibles, musical instruments for their choir and wearing Jesus freak clothing. The couple I was chatting with in the line had been coming to Honduras for 20 years on Jesus missions. I politely lied to them when they asked about my reasons of travel to Honduras.

The processing time per person at the immigration kiosk was way too long. I timed it, the immigration officers were on average taking 5-7 minutes per person and that process included finger printing 4 fingers on each hand followed by two thumbs. If you are carrying an extra digit, you will be responsible for adding extra wait time for the people waiting in line behind you. Never mind the fact that every so often the officer had to wipe clean the scanner, adding more time and / or borrow the immigration stamp from the adjacent booth. So that begs yet another question -instead of wasting hours of resources finger printing peaceful visitors, tourists, missionaries and horn dogs, shouldn't the government of Honduras be spending more resources on tackling the astronomical murder and crime rate in their capital city? But since this is not the forum to discuss law enforcement philosophy either, let's skip this question too.

Transportation & hotel:

If anyone needs a solid and reliable transportation person, PM me. I was fortunate to find one prior to my arrival and he was awaiting for me at the airport arrivals holding name card for the fake name I had given him. Sometimes paranoid knows no bounds. He works for or operates a transportation company and provides airport transfers, hourly service and tours etc. He doesn't speak English but he has another guy in his team who does.

Based on Loso69's last report on this forum I also opted for the same hotel and didn't regret it. Loso69 if you are reading this, the corner market store is no more and Kabaret around the corner is now called 'Pussy Cats VIP'. Since I am not a VIP, I don't think I'd be visiting it.

Restaurants:

During pre trip research, had dropped couple markers on the google map. One of those places is called 'El Patio' which is open 24 hours and get rave reviews. However my solo visit there along with my driver was nothing to write home about. I did however manage to get the phone number and subsequently photos of our waitress and she is in play if I had time on my hands and not too many balls to juggle.

Chicas:

Despite all the doom & gloom about Tegu on this forum, I had little hopes of scoring anything as the place sounded like a wasteland. Boy was I wrong or what! In less than 24 hours, I have nutted 4 times with three different girls and two are lined up for tonight. Yes, it's all here but requires a lot of hard work, persistence and Spanish.

There are many 'chicas universitaria' who are offering themselves under different slogans (e. G. I am not an 'scort') but the end result is the same -you get laid, they get paid. Simple as that.

My first contact was off of Evisos website under 'mujer busca hombre' or 'servicio eroticos'. I met Sandra and Michel for trio at their apt which was very safe (gated apt complex near UNAH). 1500 Lempiras, two rounds including lesbian action. The upshot was when Sandra wanted to sit on my face to lick her while her friend reverse cowgirl'd me. The downside however is that neither is a looker in face or body but Sandra gave off good vibes and speaks some English. Michel had big boobs and Sandra got medium sized ones (see pic). Between the first and second sex rounds, the three of us watched the worst ever penalty shoot out round in the world cup so far. I think you can guess what game I am referring to.

Later in the evening I was awaiting arrival of my 'chica universitaria' who is a total doll. It had been quite difficult getting hold of or contacting her as she was always out of credits on her cell phone and therefore did not have whatsapp service. She doesn't speak a word of English but I love her nubile petite figure and how she says 'tranquilo amor'. I had great help from hotel guy at the front desk in talking to her taxi driver to bring her to hotel! How does that saying go? -'sometimes it takes a village.'

My petite chica gave me the best GFE in recent history -she doesn't know how to say 'no' -everything is on the menu. She gets really really wet and when she comes, she has white creamy juices all around her pussy, what a sight for sore eyes.

The downside is that so far she has twice changed her number. I am to meet her tonight but my messages are not going through, so either she is out of credits again or changed her number again. Who knows. She never asked for any specific amount but since I had given Sandra and Michel 1500 for a trio, I gave her 2000 Lempiras for an excellent evening with no rush whatsoever. Later in the night she sent me a cute message 'me hubiera gustado estar mas tiempo".

Fuck me.

Day 1 was in the books and I was still alive.

Day 2 started out with bunch of whatsapp messages from girls I had contacted but never heard back. One of them goes by Semdy on Evisos. She is another 'chica universitaria' (see pic of blonde with big papis). Semdy only does it when she needs the money and then deletes her ads and doesn't respond to messages. She prefers to be contacted via her FB inbox. Also Semdy is not for hanging out or TLN, she is the definition of quickie. I suspect she is married. Currently she is pregnant, in college and was needing money so she responded. Literally from the time I replied to her, it took her 30 minutes to show up at the hotel. Good timing as I was just finishing breakfast and was ready for her. Semdy loved to 69, I didn't ask for full service as she offered oral with CIM -what more can a guy ask from a busty blond college girl for 800 Lempiras (33 USD). Semdy told me she will be falling off the radar for a while until she has the need again to do 'this' again.

After settling down from morning rush, responded to another girl who posts online only for selling photos and videos. My initial inquiry to her days ago was that I don't care about photos or videos but if she wants to meet in person, we can work out the details. She obliged, sent me couple of her pics (see selfie pics below). She wants 800 Lempiras ($33 USD). I am trying to schedule a time with her as my stay here is short and I am finding out that these girls generally don't have cell service all the time. Sometimes it takes them hours or days to respond.

So tonight it is either going to be my petite chica or this new chica universitaria.

So gentlemen, the morale of the story is that there is plenty of pussy to be had in Tegu but it requires some old fashioned hard and persistence. It is not a 'point and click' place as it's other counterparts in Central America. In bigger scheme of things, Belize and Honduras would still be at the bottom of the list compared to Panama or Costa Rica -both in terms of overall political and safety situation and of course as far as the supply of chicas go.

Disclaimer -don't come to Tegu if you are only coming for the hobby. I'd hate for someone to get robbed or killed in the process if they decide to come to Tegu based on my reporting alone.

Oh wait, the petite chica just got back to me with - 'hoy si quieres hacemos un video'.

Yeah, fuck me lucky horn dog!Good Report. Thanks for taking the time to update!

A couple of things. When you read about the murders and crime in the paper how many of those are tourists? I venture to say none. I have mentioned this in other forums but, the people who are being murdered are mostly opposing gang members, or people who are involved in extortion, have borrowed money from the gangs and haven't paid it back etc. They do not target tourists. The newspapers sensationalize everything especially here in the US. They will have you believing that as you walk off the plane you will be gunned down or kidnapped. It simply isn't true. If you stay out of Gang infested areas and use minimal common sense a tourist will be as safe in Tegus as any where else.

Secondly, they have implemented that stupid finger printing thing because of pressure from the US. They want everyone and everything documented. The information they gather is shared with the US. Usually on flight manifests and watch lists. I am quite sure the US has funded the upgrading of the finger print scanners (along with other things) or has threatened to cut funding or restrict travel to the US of Honduran citizens if they didn't comply.

I am glad you found so much good talent in Tegus. I guess for me it seems like a waste land because their are few clubs and strip joints or at least one's of any quality. It seems like you found the secret to success and that is excellent!

I too have been to the Patio restaurant. I thought it was great. They had some cheese dish that was out of this world.

Again. Good report and look forward to reading more!

Frankfurt
07-04-18, 17:24
Thanks Mfins -you are absolutely correct in your assessment of the 'terror threat' So far you and I both have survived San Salvador and Tegu so that's some statistics in our favor!

Great insight on your part on the whole finger printing situation -makes sense.

Regarding my last night in Tegu, the flaquita showed up right on time at 8 PM -throughout the day she was sending me messages and photos of her getting ready for the visit for TLN What a cutie. She lives north of the city about half hour by taxi (according to her) -same young kid transported her two days in a row for 150 Lempira each way that I gladly paid him. The last night was awesome, let's just say she was a horny little thing. I recall after falling asleep exhausted around mid night, at some point around 3 AM, she was under the sheets, between my legs, working on the little guy! Wow. No complaints there. I gave her 2500 Lempira plus some extra in dollars that she never asked for. She asked to give her a ride on my way to the airport. My trusted driver was right on time at 7:15 AM and on way to the airport, we dropped her off at Metro Mall or something like that fairly close to the airport.

Tegu chapter closed on a high note.

I am in Roatan now and have to thank El Mechanico for his extreme generosity and help with Roatan!

I am in a rather poor WiFi zone and not able to either upload photos from my last night in Tegu or from first night in Roatan -so will be posting report later.


Good Report. Thanks for taking the time to update!

A couple of things. When you read about the murders and crime in the paper how many of those are tourists? I venture to say none. I have mentioned this in other forums but, the people who are being murdered are mostly opposing gang members, or people who are involved in extortion, have borrowed money from the gangs and haven't paid it back etc. They do not target tourists. The newspapers sensationalize everything especially here in the US. They will have you believing that as you walk off the plane you will be gunned down or kidnapped. It simply isn't true. If you stay out of Gang infested areas and use minimal common sense a tourist will be as safe in Tegus as any where else.

Shamester
07-12-18, 20:49
Any suggestions for good hotels to stay at close to the chica action?

Please advise.

Thank you.

Artisttyp
07-14-18, 20:48
Good Report. Nice to get some current info.

Did you see any street action or low end girly clubs or did you just order online?

Is the city walkable in some areas and are the amenities like restaurants, malls Etc decent?

Thanks.

Frankfurt
07-14-18, 22:36
Artisttyp -thanks. The only club I saw but did not visit was the one mention in my report which was literally around the corner from my hotel. In Tegucigalpa google map search for 'Kabaret' -although the current name of the establishment is VIP something. I only walked on Blvd Morazan for lunch and early dinner, did not see any street action. There are strip malls on the Blvd Morazan but I did not visit any of them. I must say that I left hotel with only hard cash in Lempiras equivalent of 20-30 Euros, no watch, no cell phone nada.

I'd say that Blvd Morazan is walkable in daytime, there are some coffee shops that came recommended to me by a US person who is now living in Tegu as a teacher. She recommended 'Sigua' coffee shop which is on the street between Morazan and Ave LOS Proceres. She also recommended 'Matambritas' for best burgers which is right where Sigua coffee shop is. I only ate at Lebanos and at El Patio, both walkable and on Blvd Morazan. I also recommend staying at Aparthotel Las Hortensias. The only negative was not having a fridge in the room -although it may be available if you ask but I didn't as I was only there for couple of nights. There is also a western quality grocery store near hotel and is on google map -search for 'Supermercado La Colonia'. This store has everything you'd need to stock up in your room.

I will happy to give you the driver contact in Tegu in case you decide to go.

Frankfurt.


Good Report. Nice to get some current info.

Did you see any street action or low end girly clubs or did you just order online?

Is the city walkable in some areas and are the amenities like restaurants, malls Etc decent?

Thanks.

Artisttyp
07-18-18, 20:16
Artisttyp -thanks. The only club I saw but did not visit was the one mention in my report which was literally around the corner from my hotel. In Tegucigalpa google map search for 'Kabaret' -although the current name of the establishment is VIP something. I only walked on Blvd Morazan for lunch and early dinner, did not see any street action. There are strip malls on the Blvd Morazan but I did not visit any of them. I must say that I left hotel with only hard cash in Lempiras equivalent of 20-30 Euros, no watch, no cell phone nada.

I'd say that Blvd Morazan is walkable in daytime, there are some coffee shops that came recommended to me by a US person who is now living in Tegu as a teacher. She recommended 'Sigua' coffee shop which is on the street between Morazan and Ave LOS Proceres. She also recommended 'Matambritas' for best burgers which is right where Sigua coffee shop is. I only ate at Lebanos and at El Patio, both walkable and on Blvd Morazan. I also recommend staying at Aparthotel Las Hortensias. The only negative was not having a fridge in the room -although it may be available if you ask but I didn't as I was only there for couple of nights. There is also a western quality grocery store near hotel and is on google map -search for 'Supermercado La Colonia'. This store has everything you'd need to stock up in your room.

I will happy to give you the driver contact in Tegu in case you decide to go.

Frankfurt.Thanks for the info. I am still in the research phase of a Honduras trip. At the moment I have no plans on going through with it.

Iguana Six
11-18-18, 14:59
Going to Tegu for business in a few months and would welcome any tips or advice. Speak the language, familiar with the country. Used to be a happy hunting ground in the 1980's, but the last few times I went since 2005 were very sad. Given how few reports are posted on this page, it was easy to find my trip reports from 2009, 2006, and 2004.

At any rate, if any recent visitors can offer some direction, I's appreciate it. I tried the Evisos page, but it seems very user-unfriendly: no photos in many of them. I did see the a new trend in ads: "I'm a Colombian in Tegucigalpa looking for financial help," with what looked like fake picts and begged the question, what is a prepago doing in Tegucigalpa when there are so many better markets closer to home? The classified scene is much better in the other Central American countries.

Iguana Six
01-01-19, 08:53
Going to Tegu for business in a few months and would welcome any tips or advice. Speak the language, familiar with the country. Used to be a happy hunting ground in the 1980's, but the last few times I went since 2005 were very sad. Given how few reports are posted on this page, it was easy to find my trip reports from 2009, 2006, and 2004.

At any rate, if any recent visitors can offer some direction, I's appreciate it. I tried the Evisos page, but it seems very user-unfriendly: no photos in many of them. I did see the a new trend in ads: "I'm a Colombian in Tegucigalpa looking for financial help," with what looked like fake picts and begged the question, what is a prepago doing in Tegucigalpa when there are so many better markets closer to home? The classified scene is much better in the other Central American countries."Bueler? Bueler?. Bueler?

GasparLeMarc12
01-04-19, 15:05
"Bueler? Bueler?. Bueler?It can be tough but there are certainly some great finds. It's just tough to navigate. You will find a couple of agencies with higher priced girls, one even has foreigners. Wanuncios has a few good ones in a sea of TV's and scams. But you can see through fairly easy. FB is actually pretty good to find some, there are a couple guys that recommendable indies that give them a commission. Good luck, you will find some really pretty and fun girls that aren't hardened pros. PM for more info if needed.

Iguana Six
01-04-19, 22:26
It can be tough but there are certainly some great finds. It's just tough to navigate. You will find a couple of agencies with higher priced girls, one even has foreigners. Wanuncios has a few good ones in a sea of TV's and scams. But you can see through fairly easy. FB is actually pretty good to find some, there are a couple guys that recommendable indies that give them a commission. Good luck, you will find some really pretty and fun girls that aren't hardened pros. PM for more info if needed.You were NOT kidding when you described Wanuncios as a sea of TVs and scams.

Can anyone recommend any of these agencies?

Iguana Six
07-01-19, 00:15
Seriously, folks, there has to be SOME action in that town?

Iguana Six
07-03-19, 21:28
Anyone have a link for the page of this club? Anyone been there?

Alex7J
12-24-19, 16:00
Anyone have a link for the page of this club? Anyone been there?Hello fellow friends,

What is the latest in Tegucigalpa landing tomorrow for a 5 day trip. Maybe someone has latest ground info of a club or bar we can find freelancer action.

Cheers.

Psilocybin69
05-28-20, 08:19
TLDR: Honduras as a whole sucks for hobbying and is expensive, especially if you're not fluent in Spanish, but Tegucigalpa is the best in the country.

Club Pink Pussycat: Disclaimer as I don't live in Tegucigalpa anymore but this is probably the only westerner friendly strip club in the whole city. It's actually a franchise and the original one is in San Pedro Sula. Looks like they even have East Asian clientele as their most recent review is a 1 star review in Korean! They know this fact which is why prices are surprisingly high. I actually had a pretty good time here if I don't think about value. Came in right as they opened (actually waited outside until they opened). Employees were actually super kind and polite which was surprising as service in Honduras is super hit or miss. Anyways, the bartender here is a deported former resident of the United States that speaks perfect English so even if your Spanish isn't perfect ask him to translate and give him a little tip. Poor guy is trying to turn his life around and raise his kids. Probably a useful contact if you are staying in Tegucigalpa for a while but remember to not be overly trusting. Lap dances are 20 bucks for a couple of songs, and even the waitresses are fair game if they're down. I kind of regret coming in so early as there were only new girls that had no idea what they were doing practicing but on the other hand got to see the whole line up of dancers for the night because I was the only customer. Got a couple of lap dances from the pole dancers but fell in love with a sexy dark skinned MILF waitress and sucked on her juicy thick nips and even got her WhatsApp! Sounds great but the bar fine for her was $200! Not not a typo, 200 fucking US dollars! I declined, and she flaked on me after we chatted for a bit on WhatsApp because she didn't want to meet outside the club. Seems like this pricing is similar to what they charge at Pink Pussycat in San Pedro Sula. How the fuck are they going charge more than Hong Kong in Tijuana or the same as an AMP in the USA and expect to get clients? I don't know. Maybe someone can enlighten me. I guess they do have a monopoly though.

Street girls: I was warned a lot of them are TS. Maybe you're down. You can start seeing them on Boulevard Morazan after it gets dark. Would highly recommend you do not this out of your own safety.

SA: Definitely the way to go in my opinion, had multiple propositions but prepare options beforehand. Honduran girls are extremely flakey so have back up options. Had an amazing 20 yo who I would see regularly that spoke pretty good English, a little chubby but busty, and a masochist. Unfortunately it seems like she has retired but there were plenty of girls who were willing to P4P for $100 for a hour. One even offered her anus.

Penetrador
05-28-20, 15:30
TLDR: Honduras as a whole sucks for hobbying and is expensive, especially if you're not fluent in Spanish, but Tegucigalpa is the best in the country.

Club Pink Pussycat: Disclaimer as I don't live in Tegucigalpa anymore but this is probably the only westerner friendly strip club in the whole city. It's actually a franchise and the original one is in San Pedro Sula. Looks like they even have East Asian clientele as their most recent review is a 1 star review in Korean! They know this fact which is why prices are surprisingly high. I actually had a pretty good time here if I don't think about value. Came in right as they opened (actually waited outside until they opened). Employees were actually super kind and polite which was surprising as service in Honduras is super hit or miss. Anyways, the bartender here is a deported former resident of the United States that speaks perfect English so even if your Spanish isn't perfect ask him to translate and give him a little tip. Poor guy is trying to turn his life around and raise his kids. Probably a useful contact if you are staying in Tegucigalpa for a while but remember to not be overly trusting. Lap dances are 20 bucks for a couple of songs, and even the waitresses are fair game if they're down. I kind of regret coming in so early as there were only new girls that had no idea what they were doing practicing but on the other hand got to see the whole line up of dancers for the night because I was the only customer. Got a couple of lap dances from the pole dancers but fell in love with a sexy dark skinned MILF waitress and sucked on her juicy thick nips and even got her WhatsApp! Sounds great but the bar fine for her was $200! Not not a typo, 200 fucking US dollars! I declined, and she flaked on me after we chatted for a bit on WhatsApp because she didn't want to meet outside the club. Seems like this pricing is similar to what they charge at Pink Pussycat in San Pedro Sula. How the fuck are they going charge more than Hong Kong in Tijuana or the same as an AMP in the USA and expect to get clients? I don't know..Is there a red light district in Tegucigalpa? I want to go to the local *****houses where there are no foreigners or gringos! Also I'm down for the street hookers what are the prices?