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TomJackin
02-04-15, 00:00
Logistics:

Flight:

I flew United round trip from San Diego for $980 and some change. On the way over, a stop in Denver, and a stop in Panama; around 9 hours flight time. On the way back, stop in Panama, a stop in Houston, about the same flight time.

Airport:

The airport in Cartagena is small. There was no ATM that I could find. But there was a place to exchange money, so I exchanged enough for the taxi and one night on the town. Taxi was 25 K to the apartment, and 18 K when I returned.

Money:

The currency in Cartagena is Pesos. The airport rate sucked, but I was in need for the evening. The exchange place I used in town was 2140 pesos to one dollar. Passport was required! When I ran out of dollars / pesos, I abused the ATMs nearby my apartment.

Apartment / Juan:

I stay at one of Juan's rental apartments. It was a big 2 bedroom located on the beach in El Laguito for $90 per night. I had a large balcony overlooking the pool and beach / ocean. Apartment was equipped with WiFi, wide screen TV, A / see in each room, and 24 hour security. Security check the IDs of all the girls and logged their information in a ledger. There was housekeeper service available, but I did not need the service.

I arrived late night Thursday and the security guy knew who I was when my Gringo face appeared. Juan came by the following day at noon. I paid the remaining amount and he answered all my silly questions, as well as giving me his contact information. On Sunday, the A / see in the living room went out. I called Juan, and he had a A / see tech at the apartment within 30 minutes. I went to lunch and when I returned, the A / see was up and running. In summary, Juan is the upmost professional and I would rent from him again!

Sim Card:

I got a sim card from Claro in Bocagrande for 5 K. I put 10 K of minutes on the card, and that was plenty enough. Passport was required!

Transportation:

Taxis were always available and quite cheap; 5, 6, and 7 K was the norm around town.

Safety:

I felt completely safe walking around the various areas I visited. Cartagena is the tourist capital of Colombia. On the weekend, many families poured into town from all over Colombia.

Food:

I ate several restaurants; here are my thoughts:

Monte Sacro. Excellent.

Bacco Trattoria. Excellent.

Crepes & Waffles. Very good.

Riquisimo BBQ. Very good.

Cazbon Antioqueno. Good.

Anaflecha. Good late night drunk food.

Street food in the Walled City. Excellent.

BTW, there was Subway in the Walled City; oh the shame!

The Beach:

Playa Hollywood had a very mixed crowd. When facing the ocean, the gay section is on the left, and all others are to the right. I read and noted a lot about the beach in advance. BUT, I still had issues with the massage bitches. I came off the main road and down the path to the beach. I was greeted by One-Tooth Alex. I asked about Fao and Tony, but he told me they were not there today; fucking liar! Sat in one of the chairs and the massage bitches came in flocks. They kept sitting in front or in back of me rubbing my calf or back with lotion. No, No gracias, and No fucking gracias, did not seem to slow them down! Finally I told One-Tooth Alex to keep these bitches away from me or I would walk; that worked!

One-Tooth Alex brought over a hottie and she sat next to me for a bit. She was hot, but her attitude sucked big time; big turn off for me. I asked her about Fao and Tony and she replied in English, "Tony is a mother fucker!" I wanted to ask her how she really felt, but it would have been a waste of time. I sent her on her unhappy way. Out of nowhere, another massage woman attacked me from the rear. As I told One-Tooth Alex, I walked!

As I'm walking down the beach, I run dead into Fat Tony. I asked about Fao, but he lied as well. But I stood my ground and continue to walk. Tony caved in and brought me over to Fao's section. I had the pleasure of meeting Fao and Emily. Fao offered me his personal chair and I talked to Emily and her sister (Fao did not charge me for anything except the drinks that I ordered). One of the better looking massage girls showed up and it turns out she was one of Emily's friends; she was happy to come to my apartment after sunset. She was one of the best fucks I had during my stay.

I looked around the beach for 4 days, but saw very little freelancer action. I sat in Fao's section and had some great massages from Emily and Emily was always on the lookout for freelancers. She brought one over that was a complete hottie, but I had a date within a couple of hours; so I passed. Thus, there was some beach action, but after I researched the topic, I guess I expected more. All and all, Fao and Emily are hard working honest folks and I highly recommend them to anyone that visits Playa Hollywood.

Other venues:

La Dulce Vita. I was in stumbling distance of the club. I was there every night to check out the action. The first night, I pull a dark skin hottie out of there for 200 K, and I tipped her as well. The talent in there was off the hook. Beautiful women with great bodies from all over Colombia. Some girls were asking for 300,400, 500, and 600 K for a couple of hours. One night, I met a girl sitting outside the club, and off we went for 150 K. There was also a hot MILF that I talked to a couple of times and she met me the last night that I was there for dinner and rack operations later.

Tu Candela Bar. Inside the Walled City near the clock tower. I went there a couple of times, but I must have been too early because there was only a few freelancers there each time.

Just inside the Clock Tower. What a scene! I walked out of Tu Candela Bar one night and there were freelancers all over the place. The girls were asking for 100/150/200 K per hour. Some of the girls were hot, others were just scary. I pulled two girls from the place and both were a blast in the apartment.

Cupid Girls. I had three lined up to meet, one was a no show, one showed but wasn't worth my time or effort, and one was a direct hit! She was a blast in the restaurant and in the apartment!

Conclusion:

Cartagena had a lot more to offer, I barely scratched the surface of clubs and the girls. I feel like I let down the monger community because I did not explore more; sorry guys. But I did have a great time and I will return someday, when, not sure. I feel that knowing some Spanish is a must because many of these girls speak no English. At times, I felt challenged with the Spanish that I know. I felt completely safe throughout the entire trip. Yes, the place is a tad expensive compared to other monger destinations, but I just had to check the place out; and I'm glad I did!

Old Parr
02-04-15, 03:10
Very much enjoyed reading your Cartagena experience. Fao and Emily are personal friends of mine, and now you can understand why. Both are quality individuals who I have complete trust in, and that says a lot especially with Colombianos, and costenos en particular.

Astreix
02-06-15, 22:27
Seeing and reading all these reviews really tempts me to visit the place. For me ISG is my new travel advisor. Read all the info and based on it plan your next visit. I wish they come with statistical map of rating. I can bet it will increase the visit count.

You Can
02-07-15, 02:27
My man great report. Nice pic. Massage girl is nice. I use her sister Luce marina.


Logistics:

Flight:

I flew United round trip from San Diego for $980 and some change. On the way over, a stop in Denver, and a stop in Panama; around 9 hours flight time. On the way back, stop in Panama, a stop in Houston, about the same flight time.

Airport:

The airport in Cartagena is small. There was no ATM that I could find. But there was a place to exchange money, so I exchanged enough for the taxi and one night on the town. Taxi was 25 K to the apartment, and 18 K when I returned.

Money:

The currency in Cartagena is Pesos. The airport rate sucked, but I was in need for the evening. The exchange place I used in town was 2140 pesos to one dollar. Passport was required! When I ran out of dollars / pesos, I abused the ATMs nearby my apartment.

Apartment / Juan:

I stay at one of Juan's rental apartments. It was a big 2 bedroom located on the beach in El Laguito for $90 per night. I had a large balcony overlooking the pool and beach / ocean. Apartment was equipped with WiFi, wide screen TV, A / see in each room, and 24 hour security. Security check the IDs of all the girls and logged their information in a ledger. There was housekeeper service available, but I did not need the service.

I arrived late night Thursday and the security guy knew who I was when my Gringo face appeared. Juan came by the following day at noon. I paid the remaining amount and he answered all my silly questions, as well as giving me his contact information. On Sunday, the A / see in the living room went out. I called Juan, and he had a A / see tech at the apartment within 30 minutes. I went to lunch and when I returned, the A / see was up and running. In summary, Juan is the upmost professional and I would rent from him again!

Sim Card:

I got a sim card from Claro in Bocagrande for 5 K. I put 10 K of minutes on the card, and that was plenty enough. Passport was required!

Transportation:

Taxis were always available and quite cheap; 5, 6, and 7 K was the norm around town.

Safety:

I felt completely safe walking around the various areas I visited. Cartagena is the tourist capital of Colombia. On the weekend, many families poured into town from all over Colombia.

Food:

I ate several restaurants; here are my thoughts:

Monte Sacro. Excellent.

Bacco Trattoria. Excellent.

Crepes & Waffles. Very good.

Riquisimo BBQ. Very good.

Cazbon Antioqueno. Good.

Anaflecha. Good late night drunk food.

Street food in the Walled City. Excellent.

BTW, there was Subway in the Walled City; oh the shame!

The Beach:

Playa Hollywood had a very mixed crowd. When facing the ocean, the gay section is on the left, and all others are to the right. I read and noted a lot about the beach in advance. BUT, I still had issues with the massage bitches. I came off the main road and down the path to the beach. I was greeted by One-Tooth Alex. I asked about Fao and Tony, but he told me they were not there today; fucking liar! Sat in one of the chairs and the massage bitches came in flocks. They kept sitting in front or in back of me rubbing my calf or back with lotion. No, No gracias, and No fucking gracias, did not seem to slow them down! Finally I told One-Tooth Alex to keep these bitches away from me or I would walk; that worked!

One-Tooth Alex brought over a hottie and she sat next to me for a bit. She was hot, but her attitude sucked big time; big turn off for me. I asked her about Fao and Tony and she replied in English, "Tony is a mother fucker!" I wanted to ask her how she really felt, but it would have been a waste of time. I sent her on her unhappy way. Out of nowhere, another massage woman attacked me from the rear. As I told One-Tooth Alex, I walked!

As I'm walking down the beach, I run dead into Fat Tony. I asked about Fao, but he lied as well. But I stood my ground and continue to walk. Tony caved in and brought me over to Fao's section. I had the pleasure of meeting Fao and Emily. Fao offered me his personal chair and I talked to Emily and her sister (Fao did not charge me for anything except the drinks that I ordered). One of the better looking massage girls showed up and it turns out she was one of Emily's friends; she was happy to come to my apartment after sunset. She was one of the best fucks I had during my stay.

I looked around the beach for 4 days, but saw very little freelancer action. I sat in Fao's section and had some great massages from Emily and Emily was always on the lookout for freelancers. She brought one over that was a complete hottie, but I had a date within a couple of hours; so I passed. Thus, there was some beach action, but after I researched the topic, I guess I expected more. All and all, Fao and Emily are hard working honest folks and I highly recommend them to anyone that visits Playa Hollywood.

Other venues:

La Dulce Vita. I was in stumbling distance of the club. I was there every night to check out the action. The first night, I pull a dark skin hottie out of there for 200 K, and I tipped her as well. The talent in there was off the hook. Beautiful women with great bodies from all over Colombia. Some girls were asking for 300,400, 500, and 600 K for a couple of hours. One night, I met a girl sitting outside the club, and off we went for 150 K. There was also a hot MILF that I talked to a couple of times and she met me the last night that I was there for dinner and rack operations later.

Tu Candela Bar. Inside the Walled City near the clock tower. I went there a couple of times, but I must have been too early because there was only a few freelancers there each time.

Just inside the Clock Tower. What a scene! I walked out of Tu Candela Bar one night and there were freelancers all over the place. The girls were asking for 100/150/200 K per hour. Some of the girls were hot, others were just scary. I pulled two girls from the place and both were a blast in the apartment.

Cupid Girls. I had three lined up to meet, one was a no show, one showed but wasn't worth my time or effort, and one was a direct hit! She was a blast in the restaurant and in the apartment!

Conclusion:

Cartagena had a lot more to offer, I barely scratched the surface of clubs and the girls. I feel like I let down the monger community because I did not explore more; sorry guys. But I did have a great time and I will return someday, when, not sure. I feel that knowing some Spanish is a must because many of these girls speak no English. At times, I felt challenged with the Spanish that I know. I felt completely safe throughout the entire trip. Yes, the place is a tad expensive compared to other monger destinations, but I just had to check the place out; and I'm glad I did!

Shamester
02-21-15, 13:31
Any thoughts on pricing for playa Hollywood massage girls?