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gwilli
04-28-02, 05:43
I visited Calgary this year and can recommend Kate's as first rate. I called and asked for a specific girl and she arrived within the hour to my hotel. She was stunning with great lingerie and a taut, athletic body with excellent natural breasts. FS for C$180 and well worth it.

Miller
05-01-02, 17:47
For those of you visiting Calgary, you must call Kates and ask for Danielle, she is gorgeous. I've had the pleasure of her company on a few occaisions and can't get over her tight body, firm breasts and great attitude. You will be glad you did.

Lobo
05-29-02, 07:09
I'm in Calgary for the next couple of days and wondering what street action there is. I'm staying at the Westin on 4th Ave SW and when I pulled around the back of the hotel to park the rental car in the garage, there were about 5 or 6 girls in a two block area leading up to the French Maid sports bar.

While I like the proximity, it's a pretty small area... I've seen posts here and there implying other parts of town but I hate looking for something when I don't know where it is.

Any help is *greatly* appreciated.

Lobo

Lobo
05-29-02, 13:13
Well, I couldn't wait for a follow up post, so I walked up and down 3rd Ave SW last night. It was pretty much the same story - all of the girls are *very* young and they all start at $CA 100!! From the best I could figure, that's just for a BJ. Some of the girls were fairly attractive and/or sexy and they were all friendly, however the rates they quoted me were outrageous for streetwalkers - $400 for half and half and $500 for full naked sex! This town is more expensive than any in the world that I've visited, and I've been all over the world. It's even more expensive than Toronto where there are dozens of girls available at any given time.

Please help! Is there any other part of town other than 3rd?

THanks.

chad_swing
05-30-02, 14:55
Does anyone know what happened to the MSN group "Calgary Adult Fun"? it was advertised here a few months ago. About 2 weeks ago it just disappeared.

chad_swing
06-22-02, 05:23
does anyone have a recommendation for a MP that is good, but with low prices?

WizardII
08-03-02, 10:25
try claires on the east side.......industrial dist.

nice ladies.......have $240 canadian..... be nice......respectful......

Embassy
03-05-03, 02:40
Here on business today and was out last night to check out the street action. Not a lot of action, but there was more than I was led to believe. Didn't have the money for 3rd Ave so headed over to the area around the Stampede grounds. Surprising number of SWs working the area between 10th and 13th Ave. There was a real cutie on the corner of 3rd St and 13 Ave on my first cruise of the night. She had on a long skirt with high slits and flashed lots of leg as I drove by. Should have stopped, but hey, half the fun is the hunt. Regretted it for the rest of the night.

Over an hour and a half saw about 15 different SWs in the same area. One looked real good until I stopped the car, then it was scary. Finally picked up this SW, part native, just west of McLeod Tr on 12th. Drove out the area for a quick $40 BJ.

Mind Snatcher
04-10-03, 10:37
Cow-Town has lots of escort agencies: Kate's. Kate's and Kate's. There used to be quite a few others, like Liaisons, Good Vibrations and Sweet Escape, but they are all languishing at the moment, following some internecine strife and mutual denunciations to the law enforcement dudes. Kate's is still functioning and is definitely your best bet. See their website:

http://www.katesescorts.com/

You will notice a number of attractive ladies with a strong resemblance to each other; they are in fact the same person (Bambi=Tuesdae=Lady Ariana). You can spot the identities by comparing the girls' licence plates. Despite the multiple identity scam (done to increase business, I've been told), the ladies are all genuine and the pics reasonably up to date. Add about 4 years to the quoted age.

Prices are not unreasonable, and better than those demanded by the 3rd Avenue streetwalkers. $180 for 30 mins, $230 for 45, $280 for 60 mins. This includes transport and they don't expect a tip. Best to book for 30 mins in the first instance, as many will try to leave early. When you phone the agency on one of the many numbers listed on the website - these all go to the duty telephonist and not to the individual ladies (though the girls themselves take turns answering the phone) - you're always told that the girl of your choice is available and that she will call you back. You then get a call (anything between 5 minutes and an hour later) and sometimes it's a different girl who says that your lady is busy so how about me instead??

Some girls are able to visit almost immediately, but mostly you will have to wait around an hour or more for them to arrive. Cash preferred; surcharge for credit cards. There's also a surcharge for out-of-town visits; some will drive to Canmore or Banff. My first choice would be Navada/Silke/Danielle; second choice Emily/Eden/Dallas. Both are excellent and very friendly young ladies who give good service. Enjoy.

Pravda
04-26-03, 13:43
Gents,

I was recently in Calgary and thought it worthwhile to update newcomers on interesting info.

Firstly, on a practical level, there certainly seems to be no problem in taking companions into hotels.
Second, although the street scene is very active around 3rd Avenue ( French Maid) prices are steep and girls inflexible. Starts at $C100 but for very little. For full works you need $C300.

Cheaper can be had behind the Tower on the other side of the tracks around Centre Street ( as low as $70 for full works ) but take great care. There are many junkies and most WILL try and rip you off. Watch in particular for black girl called Tiffany (real name Gloria). She is bad news.

Hope this helps and good luck.

Embassy
04-29-03, 00:50
Not sure why people are hesitant to talk about the various Calgary strolls as there are at least four and maybe more. When you drive around the strolls you see LE out, so it's not as if they dont know where the strolls are.

The 3rd Ave area as pointed out below is very expensive. The next cheapest area is the Centre St stroll between about 13th and 15th Ave from Centre St. to about 4th St. SW. There are two cheap strolls where it can be much riskier, although you will find some decent SWs. The first cheap stroll is between 10th Ave and 14th Ave and between McLeod Trail and about 5th St. SE. These three strolls are all fairly close to each other in the downtown area. The fourth stroll is out in the forest lawn area and runs from about 36th St to 52nd St and from 17th Ave SW to 19th Ave SE. I have picked up a couple of SWs in this area and found it
to be spotty. There is one that hangs around the trailer court area in a short skirt. Looks good, but gives an absolutely pathetic BJ, if you can call it that. Then she wants you to drive her somewhere a fair distance off.

Slag Runner
04-29-03, 01:24
Embassy has the strolls well marked. I would add that there is a one block section of 3rd Street SE between 10th Ave SE and 11th Ave SE that ALWAYS has a girl waiting. This block runs between two warehouses and is busy most anytime. Quality is on the low side but, as always, your luck depends on your timing.

I would also commend you to try the bars on Centre Street one block west of the Holiday Inn. Some very nice ladies hang out in these watering holes in the early evening hours.

SR

Yellow Fever
08-25-03, 20:48
Was in Calgary last weekend downtown was full of WSW some nice some crack heads and some teenage girls looking for fun and money. Going rate was 40 cd. Went near The French Maid on 3rd SW and a block away were ten WSW going rate started at 100 cd and up. They were all tens looked like they walked out of supermodel central.

Loco Canuck
02-16-04, 11:08
I have been in Calgary all my life and have seen the scene change. After experiancing the strools, massage parols and escort agencys I think is this day in time your best bet is an escort agency or an independant. There have been a number of raids in the city massage parlours and the streets are full of crack heads or over price girls needing to make money for there pimps.

Full service at an agency will run you from $180cdn for half an hour to $280an hour with no hidden cost .( Allot of girls are willing to negotiate after the first hour). And there are a allot of 10s out there. No need to worry about rip offs or scams, all the girls are licensed by the city and back rounds done by the local police. The top agencys in the city are GoodVirations and Kates.

http://GoodVibrations-escorts.com
http://katesescorts.com

Thought I would provide some updated info for those visiting Calgary.

Loco Canuck
03-07-04, 03:09
I thought I would post an update as it seems none of my fellow Calgaryian 's like to post reviews. Since my last report , the minimum at the agencys has gone up to $200.00 for the half hour and $300.00 for the hour.Needles to say I was kind of choked at the new prices as Calgary is way overpriced as other cities. But I guess thats the price you pay for issuring your not getting some criminal out to rip you off through the door. Like I said before all working girls in the agencys in Calgary are screened by the police.
Talking to one of my favorite sp's ( Lisa of Goodvibrations) the prices went up so people would be more inclined to book for the hour.

Here is a small list of my top 3 sp's in Calgary!

Lisa (GoodVibrations)
Courtney (Goodvibrations)
Nevada (Kates)

Roger Ianos
03-07-04, 23:23
I went to see Deb for a relaxation massage. She posts her adds in the Calgary classifieds on the net. Place filthy, she's a skunk and awful massage. I chose not to try any of the othr services. Let's try and have more reviews in here. It's the only way to drive the prices down and find out who's a ripp-off and who isn't.

Roger

Loco Canuck
03-13-04, 15:27
Another update!

Today In Calgary the local police shutdown ( Kates Playmates ) and charged the owner with living off the avails of prostitution and some other BS . This is so stupid cause in Calgary the escorts are Licensed by the city and screened by the police and collect thousands of dollars for those Licenses. Anyways the only worthwhile agency to be found in Calgary now is Goodvibrations.

http://Goodvibrationsescorts.com

Or call them at 403 508-1254

I recommened Lisa, Courtney and Bailey.

Big Bug
04-06-04, 22:42
Hi mates,

shall be arriving in Calgary 24/4, leaving 26/4.

Could you suggest a "tour" of appropiate locations and what is the best time to see the gals.

If I decided on incalls, where do you suggest I call, who do I call ?

How much money is one expected to invest ...?

Bug

Tooch
05-25-04, 18:08
Any pick-ups in the hotel scene? How about the Sheraton Suites?

Tooch

Joe Dick
06-07-04, 05:46
10th Avenue Massage, had a nice one hour session. .6 door & handful of green. Nice lady cute blonde, good service.

Slimmest Shady
06-29-04, 19:13
Had a chance to visit Morgan at Prestige today. Prestige is located at Unit 3A, 1304 - 4 St. SW 263-9195.

Walked the 3 flights of stairs to get to Prestige. There is an elevator for those wanting to save their energy. Opened the door and you enter into a big room where the girls were hanging out. There was Jasmine who was a black girl. And there was Morgan who was a tall, long dark-haired, stacked girl.

I was taken into the room by Morgan. I guess it was my lucky day. She was all woman. Very impressed and so was Mr. Happy. Proceeded to undress after paying the door fee of $35. I know. I know. I wasn't going to pay a $35 door fee but after driving around town trying to find a decent MP I put down the extra $5.

There are no showers/sinks in the first room. The shower is across the hall.

She came in and was at least about 5'10(?) Mid-late 20's. Very nice tits. I'm thinking about 36D or DD. They were the nicest I've seen in awhile. They have had some work done but are very nicely done. Morgan is what you might call voluptuous. A little meat on her bones if you would. A very tasty treat. Started off with a nice massage and then some teasing. Ended up turning over and going with a nude. Very good experience. Average pricing for above average service. I liked what I saw and found great VFM. Of course YMMV.

Wears alot of lipstick which I like. Just be carefull where it ends up. Same with the perfume. Make sure you take care of those things before you go home if you know what I mean.

Didn't use the shower as it was across the hall and I think a fellow pooner was there. Just used a hot towel to clean up and I was on my way with a smile on my face.

Finally a decent experience in Calgary.

I am.

SlimShady

Member #3399
07-07-04, 18:11
Local Boy here, not much to report, sorry. I have indulged locally a few times but I only have old news, my recent hobbiest activities have occurred overseas. I am looking for a local pro or semi pro to meet with regularly and am wondering if any readers have anything to suggest. Would like ot interview a couple, looking for a nice slim lady with good intelligence.

Of course the next 10 days are an all our Fuck Fest in Calgary with our Stampede so am more concerned about the rest of the time. Please feel free to PM me if you have any thoughts or contact numbers. Can't cruise the streets as I have a signed trucks and more looking for a local recommendation.

A semi pro would be purfect. Thanks in advance.

Fun Lover King
08-10-04, 00:15
Does anyone know good places for young asian providers in the area?

Thx

Joe Dick
09-09-04, 01:53
Katies (see the yellow pages) has three nice asian ladies, 2.85 not bad.

Drivin for Fun
09-13-04, 19:49
I'm going to be in Calgary at the end of the month. Anything new I should check on while I'm up there, as I haven't been there for several years? A good incall or outcall service would be appreciated. Also, anyone ever find a semipro at any of the clubs like the Ranchman?

Thanks,

Drivin

Member #3399
09-18-04, 18:01
Local guy,

In all my years of hanging out in Bars in Calgary I have never seen, "semipro" action, now for years I was never looking nor expecting as my mongering days have only been around for 3.5 years but still, not aware of it.

There is of course a chance to get lucky like most locales and soem pros downtown but here we have an abusrd view of sex for sale.

The city licences the escorts and recieves revenue that way but still they are just escorts they don't have sex! Wish I could recommend a few but can not.

008

Maggie604
09-22-04, 08:16
I haven't posted on the calgary board before only on the Vancouver. I used to be a SW/SP. I'm just curious if someone could either post or pm me high/mid/low tracks in Calgary.

Thanks alot

Maggie

Roger Ianos
10-03-04, 13:13
Hi Maggie,

High stroll is around French Maid on 3rd Ave SW in Downtown
Medium on centre street between 12 Ave and 17 ave SW including side streets. Once in a while one can find real gems that belondg on the high stroll.

Low is behind the city hall .

17 ave se also has the occasional sw.

If you're staying here longer better work in a mp. I'd like to meet you. Let me know what do you charge. My e-mail is

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Drivin for Fun
10-04-04, 18:33
I was in Calgary this week, and the high strool was very active. They ranged from 8/9 to 3/4, but most were about 6. However, the services were very expensive, with cbj at $1.00, naked cbj at $2.00, and other services much higher than that. One night the little head did win with this georgeous blond. She wouldn't let me put my hands inside her clothes, as "that would be the same as a naked bj!" Oh well, she was good. I think her name is Candace, and she has long blond hair, and wears high white boots with a white jacket. You can't miss them, they're standing on the corner of Third and 2nd, SW at the spaghetti joint.

Its Real
11-10-04, 23:49
I'll be in Calgary in Jan and am looking for options. MPs or Escorts preferable but would like any recomendations

Member #3399
11-17-04, 22:45
This story comes form a friend of mine (and no I am not kidding). On Saturday night he got completely taken for $ 1800.00. The scene was this and I pass this on as a warning to all others.

He was walking near the high stroll after leaving the bar after admitiedly consumed a couple to many. 3 ladies, a dirty blonde, a lighter blonde and a fat brunette approached him from a Grey SUV, possibly a Ford, and enticed him into the vehicle. The prize was that these 3 (I am not sure what he was thinking) were all going to give him a good time. But first he had to get some cash. Conveniently a Macs store was right there so in he goes, 2 accompianied him and ultimately got his pin number.

Next off to a place for illicit play, bad BJ started then all of a sudden they start fighting and off 2 of them go, unbeknownst at the time they had obtained his Bank card form his wallet and actually replaced it with another card.

Bad BJ ended, thrids girls leaves and next day theft is dsicsovered. Lesson learned 1800 canadian. Please be aware or better yet call the cops he did.

Joe Dick
11-19-04, 06:11
Perb.ca has some good info.

Oshimassage webpage, lady is worth a call $$ not many retrictions.

Slimmest Shady
12-10-04, 07:06
Warning - May Contain Buyer Remorse

Couldn't find anyone to tell me a suggestion to TOFTT and decided to go it alone and ended up at Executive.

EXECUTIVE RELAXATION 219-8852 Jacuzzi/Steam 9am-11 pm 308, 2066-18 Ave NE - Taken from Calgary Sun. Please note new phone number. It is not 250-1499 anymore.

Erica at Anida Massage wasn't working. Stopped by Xtreme Comfort and saw a brunette that I didn't feel like dropping some $ on at the time. Was going to head to Airdrie and see Maria(?) but thought I would hit Executive before heading out.

Entered the studio and was greeted by a 30ish Asian lady wearing a plain looking cotton dress. I was there to see Tina so I asked if she was there and was told she was. Walked down the hall to the end room and paid the $30 house fee.

Hopped on the table as I just showered and waited for Tina to arrive. She came in a minute later and to my surprise wasn't Asian. Turns out she is kind of East Indian/Mediterranean(?) looking. This must be the one that also went by the name Lexus. Did I luck out or so I thought.

She was about 5'1" or so maybe a shade over 100lbs. Dark curly hair with some highlights. She was wearing a pair of nice fitting jeans showing of a nice little ass and small waist. A low cut shirt also showed what cleavage her A size tits could muster.

She started the massage pouring a huge amount of cold oil on my back. I thought that's not the worse that has happened. I just kept laying there enjoying what may transpire. A few questions were asked about how I knew her and if I had been massaged by her or anywhere before.

The massage took about a minute and half and she started to lightly tease around the boys. This got things going and then she asked if I would like a full body massage. I answered with a yes and told me to turn over. That was a quick massage I thought.

She asked me what exactly I wanted and how much to pay. I told her a HJ for $40 and topless for $20 more. She countered with a nude for $100 or a HJ for $80 which she either actually expected or she said a topless HJ for $80. Well this was a little more than what I would pay but since she was the ethnicity I like to indulge in I said what the hell. It's sometimes hard to find what you are looking for.

Anyway I brought up what else was on the menu and she mentioned BJ and FS. Well since I paid the $100 and had a raging hardon I paid another $100 and she proceeded to wipe the oil off and put on a condom.

She put the condom on with her mouth and started sucking for about 35 seconds. She then hopped on the table and did missionary for a bit and then with me standing up facing her lying on the table. Damn table that bangs on the floor. I had her lie on her stomach and did her from behind and then doggy style and then back lying on top of her from behind in a type of rocking motion. This soon got me to blow my load as I spent a good part of the day looking at porn and well you know the story. Pulled out after coming and seemed to still be blowing my load.

It was a extremely short pathetic excuse for a massage save for some light touching of the boys. She did have a small waist and fairly small frame. Her tits and ass were nice to look at but as I was squeezing them they didn't have the density to them that I enjoy. With age I'm sure they wouldn't have much to support them. They just have that not to firm feel to them. You know what I mean. Not very dense. Anyway that's another topic all together.

Looks I would rate a 7. She is younger. She is also in it for the money. I felt we did have good chemistry and was not snotty or rude to me at all. I've heard of others complaining of rudeness, etc... Not to me but I did sense an urgency to get in and get out. Didn't like that at all.

Would I repeat. No. Not at all. Place is getting dumpier and dumpier. If it wasn't for the $40 walk in quick massage and HJ's I would have been really pissed at the experience. But since I have received a few 'quickies' from there I guess it was my turn for a 'quickie' in return.

I'll add a quick note for those who like to use the search feature. This review may also be found with these words - E.Indian or Lexus. Sometimes reviews for these are few and far between.

Chalk this one up to experience and I will poon another day.

I Am.

SlimShady

Da Monger
02-24-05, 04:55
There got be some street action in this big city. ppl any tips on that? I am goin to stay at the Sandman in downtown. Any pickings nearby?

Kato I
03-29-05, 02:33
other downtown area's to cruise careful for the boyz in blue ( CCP )

Center St SW between 12th Ave and 17th Ave SW
15 Ave SW between Center St and 4th St SW
14 Ave SW between Center St and 4th St SW

10th Ave SE east of Macleod Tr to 3rd St SE

Big Blue Ones
05-04-05, 19:30
It has been a few years since I have been to Calgary, but when I was there last girls of the night were legal. When has this all changed and what are the laws now?

Shadowcrest
05-26-05, 15:40
I am soon to be in Calgray (first time) and thought I would seek the "Latest" info from the regulars. Pass along anything you can. SW's are my favorite.

Questerman2
09-01-05, 05:46
The SW are virtually non-existant or stupidly expensive. The MP are pretty pricey. And the selection extremely limited except after dark on 3rd ave. Am I missing something? I have been away for awhile.

Chaks
09-20-05, 12:06
Hi Guys,

By all means stay off the Calgary street scene. There have been too many robberies and stabbings of late. The culprits are the girls themselves or their 'boy friends'. A buddy of mine was robbed twice in one night, once in 17 Avenue SE by a girl he had picked up around 14 th Avenue and then a few hours later a girl he had picked up at The East Village ran away with his money at the St. Loius Hotel. Forest Lawn is no better either, friends of mine were also robbed by a teenage hooker. All in all it seems that due to increase police patrols the hookers who brave it out are the ones in desperate need of a fix and just want to rob someone in order to get their drug money.

Some visitors of mine from England were also robbed by girls they picked up along 3rd Street near the Sheraton in the downtown area. Firstly they agreed on a figure with the girls but the figure was doubled upon arrival athe the motel. When my friends couldn't afford the new figures the girls stormed out of the rooms saying that the money paid was for wasting their time. And guess what, somehow in the parking lot was a guy in a guy ready togive the girsl a ride back downtown.

So by all means stay away from the Calgary street scene, it's not worth the risk.

Austin Hotel
10-25-05, 06:23
I called a number of agencies and independents and determined that market was around CAD3.00 for an hour. Too much for me. So I tried a spot called Mystic Relaxation on 37th and 17th - 10 minutes from downtown. Found it in the Sun.

Nice Canadian girl named Shea. Late twenties. Putting on the pounds (after two kids) but still cute. I'd say a 7 for the total package.

Entrance fee CAD .35 for a massage. The its time to turn over and do business. From there its CAD .8 for a HJ. CAD 1.00 for topless HJ on up.

Wanted two "releases" and she said that'd be more. Finally agreed on CAD 1.40 for nude HJ with two releases. Pretty steep.

Very nice job with coconut oil which had been warmed in the microwave. Nice touch.

All in all - so-so. Not sure I'd do it again for the money.

Slimmest Shady
11-14-05, 11:30
Hi, my names Jenn, I'm 19, blonde, 5'7-5'8, 120pounds.

I live in Calgary. My number is 607-7394. Leave a msg if i cannot come to the phone
My e-mail address is unknown_lite@yahoo.ca

I hope you like my pix!

PLS DON'T EVER TEXT MSG ME, THANX

HOLIDAY SPECIAL
100 1/2hr, 150 hr, 200 hr&1/2, 250 2hr, 325 3hr, 400 4hr
add 25 for outcall

I'm currently building another site with some other pix.

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Canada
11-24-05, 01:06
Was in Calgary last week and tried to hook up with Jenn but timing didn't work. Found a nice new girl named Melissa that was just great. BBBJ was well received and CIM and swallowed every last drop. Best BBBJ in my life. This girl is cute with a nice body and very enthusiastic. After 15 minute rest she was ready for round two. This girl is a must see.

Slimmest Shady
12-02-05, 03:27
Since it seems that there have been a few reviews with hit or miss on Jenn I thought I would throw my hat in to the ring.

Phoned and left a message with her. She called back later that day. Arranged a time to meet. Got the directions to her place and found them quite straight forward.

She met me at the door or actually the stairs and I followed her up. We had arranged to have a 1/2hr $100 session. MSOG were discussed. The other rules were also discussed but I'm sure you know of them already.

Anyway on to the review. The apartment is quite bare and untidy. She does have 3 cats. If you are allergic you are on your own. The apartment doesn't have carpet throughout so that's a plus for your allergy. Place does smell of cats. Jeez I wonder why.

The mattress isn't really a mattress. It's an air mattress one would take camping. With the lube stains you might not want to take this one camping.

The place gets a thumbs down. But I've pooned in worse alleys so use your own judgement when reviewing the place. I'm just telling you objectively what you may expect when you arrive.

As for the service she was very friendly and talkative. Her age is what she says it is. You don't get a 35 year old saying she's 19. You get someone who actually is younger. But just because she's not 35 doesn't mean that she's tight like you dream a 19 year old should be. I've been with some tighter bodies that were twice her age. It's just her body type. Nothing wrong with it. It's just genetics. Either way it's just an observation. She does have the tats which I forgot about. Don't really care for them on her or anyone for that matter. I guess I can blame my mom for that.

Service was good with mutual undressing. Mutual petting too. I guess we had a good chemistry or she just wanted to ride Thor. It's not called the Hammer of the Gods for nothing. Plenty of lube was used. That would be why the air mattress had greasy marks here and there. Many positions were tried and she was quite vocal adding to the experience. I never sensed any 'odours' high or low to report.


I give Sexy-Jenn a Calgary must try. She may not be the best or have the cleanest place but you could do much worse. For $100 I spent I had an incall FS with someone under 20. I'll tell you that doesn't happen too often so you better try it while you can.

I won't return but I will tell you to try it for the price, incall, age, and attitude.

If the fee was more I wouldn't say to see her. She is newer to this so she could improve. That could also be with an increase in price.

However you look at it, I nutted for a good price and I left happy. See her with the right expectations and you might too.

I am.

SlimShady

Slimmest Shady
12-02-05, 03:30
As most know the number is 708 0003. It's a place off 17th Ave SW and 10th or so.

Phoned and set up a time to meet. Phoned her from outside and she came out to meet me. Walked up the stairs looking at her ass trying to keep my enthusiasm from showing through my cut offs.

She led me into the entrance where I took off my steel toed boots. I asked for a shower first and she showed me the door to the washroom. I took off my wife-beater and the rest of my clothes and had a quick shower. Made sure I washed all the good spots.

Went back in the room and laid down on the table. I paid her the $30 door fee and she proceeded to give me a decent massage with some teasing. The oil was hot. Almost 'what the hell are you doing?' hot. No problem I just imagined we were roleplaying.

She's decent looking for her age and I wasn't let down with her looks. The massage continued for a bit longer and then she asked me what I wanted. I replied with a bodyslide. She undressed and hopped on top and we had a good time sliding around. We were grinding each other pretty good for sometime. She put my hoo-hoo-dilly near her cha-cha and a little bit of final hard grinding had me pop my load. 2 thumbs up.

She offered to wipe the mess up and ran the shower for me. I cleaned up and left.

I would repeat.

Slimmest Shady
12-02-05, 03:31
With some recent reviews of Tina I thought I would check it out myself. Showed up and paid the $30 for the 1/2 hour. Gave the $ to Tina who was dressed in all black with a lower cut top and not too tight slacks. Didn't seem too bad. Better than the usual fare at Northlands but still not top shelf.

I had just come from the gym so I was showered and told her it was ok and hopped up on the table. She agreed as she felt my hair and it was still kind of wet. Got undressed and laid down on the table. She started a medium massage with a little oil. Didn't seem to be enough but that was fine. The massage only lasted a few minutes and she asked what I wanted. She didn't outright ask and played coy for a few sentences. She may have thought I was LE but I worked into the conversation things that LE might not know about the studio and staff, etc...

Anyway did some vertical bodysliding and grinding front and back. She has a little saggy stomach when she leans forward due to child birth. Her boobs were b-ish. Not firm but they didn't sag. A decent handful-lite. She didn't seem to have a firm ass so if you want to grab on to a firm ass then this isn't the one. It really didn't have much shape to it but it wasn't saggy or fat at all.

Only had mish and it was kind of a dead lay. There was LK and she did like kissing the nipples.

It was a nice change from the regular rub and tug that one would get there. The service was mediocre for FS. VFM was mediocre. The tip would have bought me 127 liters of regular gas.

It may be an idea to bring your own condom if you go. I guess they don't like to keep them there. We managed to turn one inside out that was there from the last guy. It's ok I rinsed it off.


I would have preferred to spend the $ in Edmonton but time did not permit pooning that week. Perhaps this week....


SlimShady

Slimmest Shady
12-02-05, 03:32
Had a pleasant time at Sunset the other day. Dropped in and saw Jackie. She's a slim Asian wearing tight blue jeans and a top. Nice small ass and A-B cup size tits. Nicest Asian I've seen in awhile. Maybe late 20's. From Vancouver but I don't know how long she's been here. Has had a child in case you wanted to know. Maybe 5'3"?? A shade over 105 lbs?

Had a relaxing massage with some decent teasing. Good release and would probably return. She moved my hand to where she wanted me to rub too!

Why would I return?

Because it only cost me $60 total.

I Am.

SlimShady

Lovin Life
02-05-06, 10:28
Well. This is a different Jenn that I'm writing about. I have lived in many large cities with meetings with quite a few "ladies of the night", and Calgary Escort Jenn has to be the best head I have ever experienced. She advertises that she is a goddess on her knees, so I had to find out myself. She wasn't lying. That girl loves to suck cock.
I have never been able to get off with just a blowjob, but she made me cum in minutes. Good, and bad for me I guess. Good because it felt fantastic, but bad because I wanted more more more... I can't afford to keep going every day. However, I think I will make a visit to her once a week.

The best part about her blowjobs is that she performs bbbj to completion, AND SWALLOWS!!! How often do you find that?

Her ad says she does rimming and facials as well. I think next week will be facial time for this guy.

Prices are well worth the visit!!! All I can say is don't [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) her off. She is very to the point and won't put up with head games. My buddy called and was undecided and she put him in his place. "Call when you know what you want!" she said. Hey, I guess when you get guys calling all day and a lot of them are scared or don't know what they want, she has to be bold. Time is money right?

Either way, check this honey out. She can suck a golf ball through a 40ft. garden hose, and seems to LOVE IT!

You can find her at: http://www.escorts.sexcia.com/escorts/post_17975.htmlHave fun. I sure as hell did, and will again, and again.

Member #4643
02-07-06, 16:13
Anyone have any info on Tasha at eliteescorts.ca? She looks good, but I am looking for GFE and BBBJ as well.

Please pm me if you have any suggestions for incall with these features or know Tanya! Thanks

Lovin Life
02-08-06, 10:46
Anyone have any info on Tasha at eliteescorts.ca? She looks good, but I am looking for GFE and BBBJ as well.

Please pm me if you have any suggestions for incall with these features or know Tanya! ThanksTry Calgary Escort Jenn. She gives the best bbbj and she swallows! I have been with a few escorts in Calgary and Calgary Escort Jenn is by far the best.

Her number is 771-3157.

Just tell her Lovin Life sent you. I promise, you won't regret this gal.

Lovin Life

Freaky
03-03-06, 19:16
Having been born in Calgary and living there for many years I know about the mongering scene there. Now I have worked and lived in many foreign countries including The States. Why is Calgary so dammed expensive? You can get cheaper service in Vancouver, Toronto, Miami, anywhere almost. What is happening in my opinion is that mongers are simply paying too much. The women here are spoiled. As you know Calgary is one of the wealthiest cities in Canada per capita. That being said there is great service to be had. It will just cost too much. The worst is paying a high amount for crappy service. I.M.O. Anyways I have not personally mongered there in about 4 years so lots has changed. However I was using Kates starting back about 15 years ago. Probably the best then and now. I hope to try out my home town when I get back to Canada in about 6 months.

Calgaryemt
03-08-06, 10:23
I am a guy who has frequented escorts for about 7 years now. I moved to Calgary a year ago and have had the chance to visit 8 female escorts in the city. I have found the rates to be unrealistic for the service you get.

HOWEVER, I finally met Calgary Escort Jenn. The same one that LovinLife mentioned. Man you were right! She is great. She isn't a hard body, but she is amazingly sexy and exciting.

She is real. Not a fake. A lot of the girls actually seem like they are TRYING to be real. This girl is real. And hold damn does she know what she is doing. She offered me the best oral sex I have ever experienced. Most girls will stop as soon as you cum. Not this girl. She lets you cum and then she keeps on going, which took me to a point I never experienced before. WOW!

Don't mistake this girl with Sexy Jenn. Sexy Jenn is another escort who I have to say, was aweful. But you can read my post about that girl after I write this one.
I highly suggest a visit to Calgary Escort Jenn. I will be making her my regular weekend visit from now on.

Jenn, if you read this! I'm hooked! You have my business from now on girl. Keep your rates as they are and you will take business from the other girls like you did with me.

Calgaryemt
03-08-06, 10:36
Sexy Jenn, not to be mistaken with Calgary Escort Jenn

Well I have met a new girl in Calgary. Calgary Escort Jenn. Please do not mistake her with Sexy Jenn who is a bait and switch girl.

I have met with 8 escorts in Calgary since moving here, and Sexy Jenn is a bait and switch. I visited her a week ago and when I got to her incall location, the place was a mess.

On top of this, she uses other girls photos from the internet. I know this because a month ago I was looking through the net and found an attractive girl. I called her up, and Sexy Jenn was there when I arrived. It wasn't even the same girl. Needless to say, she lures guys in with her real photos, as well as fake photos of other girls. A pretty clever scam if you ask me. Simply because most guys are so horny that when they get there, that they go along with it anyway. I did, and I wish I didn't. It was a complete waste of my money. Her skills are lacking, and rushed. I think she was either double or triple booking guys, or she was late for an appointment, as she rushed me out the door so fast that my shoes were smoking.

Don't mistake Sexy Jenn with Calgary Escort Jenn. Calgary Escort Jenn is the real deal. I will definately go back to Calgary Escort Jenn.

I hope that the moderator will post this as I feel that this should be known, and hopefully Sexy Jenn can be stopped from ripping off other guys. I'm normally not this blunt, but it really was a disaster seeing Sexy Jenn.

Freaky
03-13-06, 15:01
That is part of the real problem that usually finding good service is a crap shoot. Unless you know someone, through a friend of a friend or read reports here online. I never let the real hot pictures fool me. 99% of the time these girls are a huge rip off, especially considering the prices. I am currently living in the Caribbean for work. At least here if you take one for the team you don't pay a weeks salary to do it. I love Calgary don't get me wrong but the prices are way out of control. It is supply and demand. The girls know that the johns will pay because most are rookies and know no better. However this spoils it for everybody. You know what I mean 150.00- 200.00 for 1/2 an hour. Very rushed short HJ, then a covered uninspired 5-6 minute BJ. Followed by passionless missionary for 10 min (if your lucky) while she holds it to guide it in. No dfk, no BBBJ, no different positions, absolutely no anal! For this you pay 200.00 hard earned dollars. I would rather jerk off or pick up a one night stand. I.M.O. That is why when I come back to Calgary I will look long and hard to find a decent GFE.

Businessexec
03-16-06, 17:10
Oh woah is you.

Complain complain complain... Do you think these girls want to offer their bodies up to men for less than what they deserve?

Imagine you are a male escort and a female calls you up for full service. You arrive at her home and she is 250 - 300 lbs. I imagine your willing do go down on her for less than what these girls are charging right? Yeah right.

Maybe you should move to Thailand where you can rent a girl for a week for the low low fee of a jug of milk.

The cost of living in Calgary has skyrocketed. The cost of buying a home in Calgary has increased 60% in the last year. Fuel has jumped .20 a litre in the last year, and you want rates based on the early 90's.

Take a look around... Girls all over Canada and the USA are charging the same rates. Calgary is no higher than other major cities.

If these girls wanted to live day by day making the bare minimum, I'm sure they would get a $10.00hr job.

Escorts are offering up their time, as well as their bodies, to less than appealing men. Men who see them mainly as objects. They get the odd client who has respect, but for the most part, I hardly see these men contacting them for a nice game of Monopoly.

Have a little self respect. It makes you look cheap when you come in here looking for a bargain basement girl who offers the ride of your life. These girls aren't selling cookies. They are selling everything that they are. THEMSELVES...

There are some fantastic "working girls" in Calgary. I have met a few myself. I have always treated them with respect and dignity. I tip them very well if the service is good. Why? Because this is a service industry.

Being in this industry can't be easy. I'm sure, and know from talking to a lot of these girls, that there are some real bad clients.

Sounds like you want a whole lot of something for nothing. Isn't that a relationship?

Freaky
03-17-06, 19:27
Are you not the cynical one. Just like in buissnes (which is what these girls are in) they are selling a product. Eventualy they will price them selves out of the market. I guess only rich gentlenmen like yourselves will pay hundreds of hard earned dollars for a medioce girl to refuse to go down on you. Have at it. I would rather go overseas to find a decent girl with great service. By the way having travelled extensively I know for a fact Calgary is at the high(not highest) end of the price spectrum. As well all these girls are not saints, I am positive they know what the job entails. As well if they do not want to do something with somebody they have the right to refuse. Oh yea in my 35 years of life having lived and being born in Calgary. I have mongered there extensively as well meeting tons of good providers and tons of shitty providers. To just blanketly say oh well prices are up $100.00 and just shrug your shoulders means A you are naive or B you have too much money. If it is B then have fun pay whatever you want and leave us normal people to yes look for bargins. As with any buissnes deal. Oh and myself I am a large well educated, polite man who always treats women (providers or otherwise) with respect which money or not can mean the difference between a mediocre or awesome session. To conclude I was not really complaigning, more like stating the facts.

Freaky
03-17-06, 19:35
Who are you to talk about respect? Have you not read any of these forums? Mister 1 post. Do some research before you question my self respect. I was not going to flame anyone however you seem like attacking people. Unless you are friggin Donald Trump then ya why pay more if you don't have too. Not one person goes online here saying yea where do I find the highest prices and the worst service? Get real. Calgary has plenty of hot young good providers, if you can afford them fine. However Calgary will nevr be confused with Thailand, D.R. Cuba, Jamaica, Russia, etc, as a mongering destination. As we all know this forum is about sex and mongering pure and simple.

Businessexec
03-18-06, 02:28
I'm simply saying, go to any escort ad site and you will see that girls in every major U. S. City, Canadian city, British city and so on, the girls run the same rate. Roughly $200hr. - $300hr.

Consider in the exchange rate on an American escort, and your paying an even higher fee for an escort in 80% of American cities as compared to escorts in Calgary. I have lived in Thailand, Japan, United States, Cayman Islands, and Canada. Canadian escorts are no different than any other country or city. In fact, they treat you better than any country I have been in.

Sure, you can go to Mexico and get a hand job for $25usd, or full service for $50usd, but is that what you really want?

I'm saying you sound like the kind of guy who complains about any purchase you make in hopes of getting a partial refund. I have tipped girls more than your willing to pay for full service.

Yes, I am doing very well for myself, however, even if I was making a white collar wage, I'd still be willing to spend the money. Why? Think about it. What are these girls selling? Themselves. Isn't that worth more than $75 worth of amazing full service? Not to you, but I'm sure they see their bodies, mental wellness, and pride to be worth more than what you seem to be willing to offer. I agree, they know what is expected of them in this industry. Thats why they have set their rates at what they are at. I'm also sure they know that they will run into guys who will complain about their service and rates. They know that some people are too into themselves and their own pocketbooks to consider that they are people too.

Put it this way. If I was a truck driver hauling explosives or a window washer on skyrise buildings, I'd be paid better because of the danger factor. A lot of these girls face danger every day. STD's, violence and so on. In B. C and Alberta there are 23 cases of missing escorts, pro's, and call girls since 1997. Thats not dangerous? Thats just the missing girls. Thats not including girls who face STD's everyday. I know I know. Thats their choice right? Your exactly right! Thus, you pay more. Unlike a street walker, most of these girls take care of themselves. Both physically and mentally. But. I guess thats their problem. As long as your getting garage sale prices, your happy.

Freaky
03-18-06, 15:19
Did you even read what I wrote? You basically rehashed the same lame argument you brought last post. At least come up with something new! I don't want bargin basement. However the gist of your post seems directed more at attacking my thoughts on this subgect than providing a rational argument. You have said I have no self respect, that I enjoy bargain basement women, and implied that I do not respect any of these women. Who are you the moral police please. As well you have know idea what I have spent on a girl. Anyways who the %$#@ cares as it is not a pissing contest to see who can spend the most. (not for me anyway). Oh yea I just happen to be filthy rich. I could spend on a girl one time ,more than your monthly income. And again reread my post as I feel that you missed the subject of it. P.S. I have written 3 posts just in response to you and actually I have yet to say or imply anything demining to you! Well have fun overpaying the saints that you have put on such a lofty pedestal. Maybe your tune will change when one really rips you off. Though I doubt it.

Businessexec
03-19-06, 04:32
I'm sorry. But it just sounds that you have been jilted and ripped off yourself and now your bitter.

Pedistal? Well of course. There are some fantastic girls in Calgary who deserve the fee's they are getting. I just feel that if you don't want to pay the fee's why vent over them? Life will go on if you pay em' or if you don't.

Maybe you can email or call a few, and talk them down. Tell them their service sucks for the money your paying.

I'm sure that when you contact them you don't go by the name Freaky, as you know they would turn and leave if they read what you think of the services they provide. However, I'm sure when you arrive back in Calgary, a few of them will get a call from you, (window shopping), and you will tell them your John, Mike, or Bob, and go ahead with the services you have been complaining about.

This will be my last reply on this matter as I am offering you the last word. I have come to realise and notice that your a "last word guy", so have at 'er buddy.

Maybe your WORDS OF WISDOM will help the girls in Calgary see your liht and they will cut their rates in half for your arrival.

Freaky
03-20-06, 01:45
Yeau I guess this is it my last words. I'm done we agree to disagree. By taking the high road I am saying good bye!!

Woman Chaser
03-31-06, 07:06
Thanks for the information on Calgary Escort Jenn!!! After reading reviews here and in a couple other places, I decided it was time to call her up and meet her. She's great!

Most girls will get you off with a good blow, but once its over, it's over. Not with Jenn! She took it a step further. She made me cum and kept on going. It was a feeling like I have never experienced before. It was so intense that I can't even begin to explain the feeling.

Her rates were better than any girl in the city. I figured that because the rates were so low that it would be get in, get out... But that was far from the truth. She really seems to like what she does. She didn't rush me out. She took her time, made me feel great, and made me so comfortable. It was the best experience I have ever had sexually. I only wish she could teach my wife!

I WILL be seeing Calgary Escort Jenn again for sure!

Brotherofacop
04-07-06, 09:28
Hey there,

I am just writing to let you all know that my brother is a cop in Calgary. I happen to know there is a new girl who will be added to the internet escort sites names Taylor.

She is undercover vice.

Her real name is Dawn, and she is a 21 year old police officer. Be careful!

I'm not sure what sites she is going to be added to, but she is going to be added to several internet escort search engines and sites within the next week.

Brotherofacop
04-10-06, 01:05
I have to warn of a bad deal. I met with sexy_jenn this weekend. She has an ad on SexCIA and has a special going on. DON'T!

Her incall location is dirty, it was rushed, and the service was definately second rate. I didn't enjoy a minute of it. In fact I was so "turned off", I couldn't relax or enjoy enough to "get off".

I'm not one to dis a service provider, but sexy_jenn was plain bad. I haven't visited the Calgary Escort Jenn yet, but it looks like good reviews. I wish I had spent my money with her instead. People seem happy with her. NEXT TIME!

On a non-sexual level, lets talk Calgary Flames! Looking forward to The Red Mile! Go Flames Go!

Brotherofacop
04-10-06, 11:00
For the record, Cheyenne is a good time as well!

Bigpapapump
04-27-06, 01:36
Belle AKA Desire (Calgary)

I have been seeing escorts in Calgary for a number of years. I took a break for 2 years, and finally decided to meet with this girl http://www.escort.sexcia.com/escorts/post_20484.html
I got crabs. Be warned. rubber or no rubber you can still get crabs. at least it wasnt aids i guess. I can still get this treated but i thought i better warn others to be careful. I know it was from this escort because i have not had sex in 2 years. I thought this would be a two year treat.

Papa

UPDATE: Her ad was removed from SexCIA. She has placed 3 ads here:
http://www.sexyescortads.com/escort-97-56634.html This is the third ad she has posted. I'm sure it will soon be removed and replaced again. Every time she gets bad reviews, she pulls her ads, and reposts them.
One must be suspicious when the same girl is removing or having her ads removed. Usually due to bad reviews.
A lot of girls will remove their ads when they have bad reviews because when they post a new ad, it clears out all the bad reviews so viewers can't see them.
I keep a close eye on SP's in Calgary as it's a shady business and one can't be too careful.

Bigpapapump
05-12-06, 07:57
I met with Sensual Sarah a week ago, and it wasn't what I expected. She was cold and shy. I almost had to guide her through the first 30 minutes.

When things finally got rolling, she got a phone call. Go figure! She stopped everything and took the call. If that wasn't bad enough, she talked to this guy for 10 minutes discussing rates and services. ON MY PAID TIME! I tipped her with my payment on arrival ($50) thinking I would get great service. I felt burned. When she got off of the phone she began giving me oral. It felt wrong. Like she had no idea what she was doing. I never took it past oral simply because the mood was killed with a 10 minute phone call to the next guy. In the end, I ended up finishing myself off while she played with my balls. Pretty expensive trip to an escort if you ask me. Especially for a nut squeeze and a phone conversation.

Here is her ad, AVOID her if you want to have a good time:

http://www.sexyescortads.com/escort-97-53638.html

This was a really bad experience.

Matrixstyle
05-13-06, 07:04
http://www.sexyescortads.com/escort-97-58140.html

I met her, and she is nasty. Her photos are deceiving. In person and face to face, her features make her look like a CROSS DRESSER or a Transvestite.

I never finighed with my appointment. She started to give me oral and was gragging her teeth to the point of being painful. I had to stop our session short.

She has some bad reviews on other boards and I never seen them until after I met her. I wish I saw them sooner.

USE CAUTION! Pam in Calgary may very well be a post-op Transgender. I never got that far to find out, but he/she sure looks the part in person. Look closely at the photos, its hard to tell. In person, its easy to see.

Embassy
05-17-06, 07:06
Moved back to my home town of Calgary a few weeks ago. I have to agree with Freaky that the prices here are expensive compared to other cities such as Winnipeg and Vancouver. Sure you can find SPs that charge $250, $300 or more per hour, but the majority are in the range of $180 to $200 per hour, with lots more in the range of $150 per hour. Calgary used to be more expensive than other cities, but not this much.

I have noticed that when SPs here ask for less than the going rates they tend to get negative reviews and get slammed by posters (particularly on other boards). A little suspicious to me. Glad that my job requires me to travel so much so that I can hobby in much less expensive places. If you don't or can't travel then I feel sorry that you have to pay these high prices.

Will follow with a couple of reviews of local SPs that I have tried based on excellent reviews here and elsewhere.

Matrixstyle
05-18-06, 10:17
Moved back to my home town of Calgary a few weeks ago. I have to agree with Freaky that the prices here are expensive compared to other cities such as Winnipeg and Vancouver. Sure you can find SPs that charge $250, $300 or more per hour, but the majority are in the range of $180 to $200 per hour, with lots more in the range of $150 per hour. Calgary used to be more expensive than other cities, but not this much.

I have noticed that when SPs here ask for less than the going rates they tend to get negative reviews and get slammed by posters (particularly on other boards). A little suspicious to me. Glad that my job requires me to travel so much so that I can hobby in much less expensive places. If you don't or can't travel then I feel sorry that you have to pay these high prices.

Will follow with a couple of reviews of local SPs that I have tried based on excellent reviews here and elsewhere.If you keep a close eye, you can still find some girls in Calgary for under $175 who really do enjoy what they do and make it great! Being one that has traveled a lot I find that for the most part the girls in Calgary (Western Canada for that matter) to be high on themselves and think they shit a golden egg. I like the real girls. Ones who are realistic.

Embassy
05-26-06, 05:23
traveling all the time allows me to partake of different ladies in different cities, especially where the quality is just as good as calgary and half the price. was heading out of town for two weeks and knew that i wasn't going to be able to hobby due to work committments. little head was raring to go so decided to check out teal before i was leaving. had a very early morning flight and didn't relish the long drive to the airport so decided to get a hotel near the airport for the night before. have not hobbied in calgary since moving back due to the poor seleciton and high cost, but thought that this would be a good chance to have a session with teal.

read lots of reports and reviews of teal and she seems to be fairly high rated as one to see in calgary. however there were a few reviews on the net that didn't rate her session very high. decided to check it out for myself. made contact a few days before hand and found her to be very easy to talk to. made plans to see her on the sunday evening before i was leaving for two weeks. called her in the early afternoon and gave her my hotel and room number and we set up for 7:00 pm. great conversation and i was looking forward to being with this cougar. had a shower and was already by 6:40 for her arrival. she called at 6:45 and said that she was running late and would it be a problem in she came at 7:30 pm. i said no (shit happens) and would see her then. she said that she would call me from the parking lot to let me know that she had arrived. no phone call and then at about 7:45 she calls and apologizes that she is so late but says that she is on her way and will be there in a few minutes. by 8:30 pm she still hadn't shown and i had given up. finally a few minutes after 9:00 she calls to say that she is in the parking lot. i had just hit the sack and was not really in the mood any longer. however, since she was there i told her to come up.

very pleasantly surprised by her appearance when she came into the room. dressed very sexily in a short dress, high heels, and bare legs - just the way i like. i had the donation sitting on the dresser and she took it and put it in her purse. asked if she could use the washroom and i replied yes. told me to get comfortable and she would be right out. ten minutes (literally) later she came out. we started hugging and i undressed her, but she wanted her panties left on. we played for a few minutes and then she said that she wanted to change into some sexier and make me hornier. back to the bathroom and another ten minutes out she came.

to make a long and rather boring story short, she did satisfy my needs, but intimate time was no more than 20 minutes. 25 minutes was in the bathroom changing, using the facility and having a shower before she left. i appreciate cleanliness, but not on my time. oh, and she answered her phone another 4 times before turning it off. to end a rather poor session she told me before she left that normally she charges an extra $20 for outcalls after 9:00 pm, but that she would let it go this time. i reminded her that she was supposed to be here by 7:00 pm and that i wasn't going to tip her when she was over two hours late for our appointment.

overall a very sexy lady, but a very disappointing session, and after closing my hotel door i actually felt ripped off and cheated. not sure if she was high on something, but she seemed very rep001tered.

Dylan Levi
07-06-06, 07:54
I have to be sort of vague on the locations, since I don't know the city.

My friend (really, I just met him about three hours earlier at an Indian restaurant) and I were cruising around after hitting a club, at about midnight or so. Down Center St. (around, possibly, 8th or 9th aves, there's a casino and a giant JESUS IS LORD mural, if that helps), we suddenly see this girl that looks like a Russian mafia boss's wife: straight platinum blonde hair, short tight club dress, fine as all outdoors. Now, jeez, this blows out minds, since we're from the Prairies and aren't used to anything but native girls in miniskirts, who are far from coldblooded high track professionals. We figure immediately that she's out of our league and, anyways, Russian princesses aren't my thing. (If they are your thing, yo, for real, she's a dime). But we keep going until we spot this girl that looks like-- okay, before I continue, can we all agree that Miss Piggy is cute, even though she's a pig?-- Miss Piggy! But, uh, human. No pig nose. Just, you know: big, thick hourglass with long legs in high black boots, grade AAA fat titties, a huge mass of curly blonde hair. Mid-30s, and borderline cute. She was near perfect, basically.

We stopped across the intersection, waved her over. She hit us with a Sir Robert Borden, minimum, just for a basic examination. Careful negotiation followed and she agreed to come chill for the night with us at our hotel room, for two Sir Robert Bordens and the promise that we'd go for a swim in the hotel pool, get a few drinks, and give her a ride home after. So, yeah, that worked out and all three of us were happy.

If you're in Calgary and you like girls that look like Miss Piggy, take a cruise downtown.

Embassy
07-07-06, 07:34
Hey, good to see someone else one here. Thanks for the report. I don't usually cruise at home, but you got me interested. I have to go and find Miss Piggy now.

Polvo
09-08-06, 06:02
Gents:

I have to escort a stunning Asian around Calgary and Edmonton in October. Normally I do not get laid on these assignments but one lives in hope. The assignment is to take her around to select a house in each location.

Can anyone spare a couple of minutes and give me the good to the bad areas for housing in both cities? I will be doing research, obviously, but your knowledge is probably better.

Not sure what I can trade - possibly some Molson's?

Thanks

Polvio

Polvo
09-27-06, 19:42
Reconnaissance completed. Unbelievably expensive housing!! Thanks to all those who PM'd me information.

The monger scene was also quiet, er dead, but for those who like SW's there were a group of six that hung around 3rd Avenue and 1 Street SW (just west of Chinatown) - sometimes three went to second street. four blond, two brunette, micro-skirts, big boots, no ass. Must be freezing in the winter! Not bad looking.

There was a single brunette who hung around halfway between the 1st street SW and 2nd street SW on the opposite side. And the scariest large black woman I have ever seen on 3rd street and 4th street!

Did I partake - nope. I'm going back to South America! I nominate Canada to join the USA in the combined title of Sex Prison!! (The economics are just too good!)

Polvo

Eggo
11-29-06, 18:39
Hey Guys, this crazy weather out here is screwing up the scenes out there. I was planning to go to Vancouver, but with the snowfall i'll have to pros pone my trip.

I will be out in Calgary and i'm sure the street scenes won't be anything to write home about. Any of you guys could give me some good AMP or MP spots would be sooo appreciated. Even links would work for me.

Thanks again guys.

Member # 3394
12-09-06, 07:07
I will be out in Calgary and i'm sure the street scenes won't be anything to write home about. Any of you guys could give me some good AMP or MP spots would be sooo appreciated. Even links would work for me.

Thanks again guys.[/QUOTE]Hey Eggo chek out Lexi at www.sexy-lexi.com

You won't be disappointed

Chooch
09-21-07, 21:26
This is my first post on this board, and I don't want to seem like a shill here, but I have had many great times with Pam. And I am certain (I have inpsected very closely; )) she is not a post-op transgender. Some of her newer pictures are posted on other boards, and she claims that she will have a new website up soon. To me she does not look like a cross-dresser.

Perhaps your experience was not great because you did not have good "chemistry" together? I know it is a cliche, but maybe this is a case of YMMV. I always find her very accomodating, and she gives one of the best experiences that I have had (although I am not overly experienced in pooning in other countries). And her BJ's? Amazing! No grating teeth when she is with me!

Ok, I would have to say that as far as Calgary goes, it is pretty much a pooning wasteland compared to other cities (even Edmonton that is in the same province! ). The few good local ladies that are here tend to charge much higher than other places (I know, market forces, blah, blah), and with the new laws in place picking up streetwalkers is a risky business. Unless you don't mind having your car impounded if you are caught talking to a streetwalker that is. Ladies coming in from Montreal to visit have been doing a booming business because they provide a level of service that many local women do not, for generally the same price. So if you have the opportunity to see Pam, take it and enjoy it. She is one of the best locals that Calgary has to offer, and in my opinion gives some world class service.

C

Embassy
11-04-07, 08:09
Does anyone even read this section anymore? Moving back to Calgary in a week and wondering if Calgary has gotten even worse and more expensive than before.

Hanumarn
11-17-07, 19:43
Embassy, anything good in Calgary so far? I'll be there first week of December.

SV420
12-16-07, 20:41
I will be in Banff next month. Any recommendations? What's the mongering seen over there? I am not into Street. AMP, massage and incalls are preferred.

Embassy
12-29-07, 02:26
I had another early morning flight so decided to stay at an airport hotel so that I was real close in the morning. This gave me the chance for an outcall. I had found Hannah on Craigslist and had been corresponding for a while. She was going to be in the NE area doing some Christmas shopping so I arranged for her to come to my hotel around 7:00 pm. She was a few minutes late, but that was okay as she kept me informed. She came into the room and we took care of business. Started making out like a couple of teenagers and then moved to the bed. Hannah is a bigger girl so if you are into spinners, then look elsewhere.

This lady was very openminded and she started with a BBBJ which turned into a 69. She warned me that she gets very wet and when she came my face got very wet. Moved to doggie, and finished in mish. I was spent, but it seems like MSOG are available. Hannah likes to talk, I found that if she started to talk too much I just stuck my cock in her mouth and that shut her up.

Chris Gomez
01-14-08, 20:59
I was in Calgary for a few days for business. World traveller, so I've sampled many corners of our globe, so I had to lay my seeds down in lovely Calgary as well.

Decided to sample the craigslist menu and I was very disappointed. Not only was it quite expensive, the menu was a bit scarce and not too many options. I've been to other parts of Canada (Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal), and these other cities definitely had more offerings.

Having no luck with the outcalls, I decided to give the strip bars a try. This was by far the worst city that I have ever visited for strip bars. I was told that they don't give lap dances as it is against the law. The monopoly of having the same owner (s) for the 4-5 strip bars in the city didn't help. I've had better luck in Muslim countries like Indonesia and Malaysia!

Anarkali
06-12-08, 17:07
Hello Guys,
I landed recenty to Calgary. Can someone please PM me the details of a decent MP where I can get happy ending.

Thanks in advance,
/Ana

Only Me Again
07-30-08, 00:32
During a recent visit to Calgary I stayed at the Westin, the back of which just happens to be across the street from the French Maid strip club. That made it easy to wander in three different times.

I managed to watch part of baseball's All-Star game one visit; I hate to admit it, but the game was more interesting that what was going on on the stage.

One visit was during the day; there was no cover. Two were in the evening, one early, and one late. Those times I paid $6 to get in. My three visits I never lasted longer than one dancer. It seemed to take more than two songs for each to get completely naked, and not one of the three allowed much viewing of her pussy. Nice faces; nice tits, but all were a bit reticent to show the whole package.

One dancer did encourage the traditional throwing of loonies by rolling up a piece of paper into a cone shape. No one seemed to get a loonie into the end of the cone; I'm not sure what would have happened should someone have succeeded. The other two didn't encourage the loonie toss, and I didn't see either leave with any tips at all. How do they make a living?

And then there was always a long break before the next dancer came out. First the lights would dim as a staff person would help the previous dancer off the stage; she would check in the with DJ and leave the area. Then the next dancer would come in, check in with the DJ for a while, and then take the stage. I left after what seemed like a 10-15 minute period of no dancers one night.

But then when I left the club after my late-night visit (I left around 10:30), the scene outside was getting started. I had watched from my hotel room window one night around 1am; the corner below had 6 hookers dressed in great thigh-high boots and revealing tops; they'd approach cars and pedestrians. I saw hookers get into cars; I saw Johns get out of taxis and start up the negotiations; once I saw a hooker and a John head off towards the rear of a building. So when I left the club, I wanted to find out more. I followed two hookers down the street; one had thigh-highs and a thong, leaving a very cute ass wiggling in the night air. They stopped and explained the price structure to me: $100 minimum per girl; most customers spend $200-400; the more you spend the better your experience will be, and what more could I ask for but two lovely women? I was mightily tempted but was on a strip-club budget. My advice: if you can afford it, hit the streets around 11pm, not the club.

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Beller Ophon
11-25-08, 01:32
I have to say the Calgary street scene is pretty bad. But I guess the town is not that big so it is to be expected.

The low-track strip at Centre st. And 14th ave (SW) are a bit of a disappointment as I have found a mix of completely cracked out girls, VERY unattractive girls, and the mediocre ones I would classify as mid-track in Vancouver start asking $ to $. 5. It's mind boggling.

The High track, 3rd Ave SW between 2nd and 3rd st, shows a lot of cute talent. But the prices are through the roof. I would rather go on caf and hit up a reviewed incall woman for $. 8 to $$. 5 and have a rough idea of what I am getting. Taking a hit or miss on a $$$ SW. I will pass on that.

Checked out the forest lawn scene a couple of times and have never seen anything at any of the tracks people have mentioned in the past.

If you're in Calgary. Hit caf or craigslist.

Slimmest Shady
12-19-08, 09:05
Was near the Shamrock collection bottles and was having a good day. I remembered the AMP that was just down the street. I decided to see what kind of bargains Slim could muster up.

Went in the front door of the older house. It was hard getting the shopping cart up the stairs but I finally made it. Floors were creaky and the place was a little cold. Door rate was $40 for 1/2. I thought what the hell. I was there already.

Got naked and hopped on the table. The unnamed asian lady that took my $40 came in. She dimmed the lights and asked me for a firm or soft massage. I was in the mood for a little romance so I chose the soft massage. She started to rub her hands on me lightly which felt good. Slight teasing here and there.

About 10-15 minutes later she asked me to flip. I turned over and for a few minutes she rubbed me until she asked if there would be anything else. I asked for my happy ending with the massage. She said it would be $60 more. I paused and countered with a BJ. She said she doesn't do that. Nor FS. I didn't counter with anything and just let her continue the massage. She started a little more teasing and I asked for a duo as she stated there was another girl working too.

She said she didn't do that. No problem. I let her finish the massage. She wished me a good day. I got dressed and checked my cart to see if everything was still there.

I said thanks and have a good day and was out the door.

$40 spent on a 25 minute outing. No release. I thought of doing it myself while she was massaging me but I was worried on what she might do.

Anyway.

I Am.

Lightly Massaged.

SlimShady.

Time For Massage AKA Asian Massage Therapy 294-1812 1047 19 Avenue SE

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Slimmest Shady
12-19-08, 09:06
so after all the fuss about this place and how the pricing is i decide to dig a little deeper and find out for myself. i also had to dig deeper in the pocket. lucky for me there was a little more than lint today.

i head on over to ogden and i'm soon walking through the doors. i was feeling pretty good as i had an idea of who i was going to see. since anida and perhaps body assets are the only ones that seem to have pics posted on websites i knew what they would look like. i chose jasmine as the mp of choice today.

how could i go wrong? even if i didn't get a tug she looks good from the picture. a bonus is she isn't 35+ like the majority of other mp's in town. so i walk in and i am met by lynn at the counter. cute. i'm impressed. looks good in her scrubs. if you are looking for that nurse/scrubs fantasy look no further.

lynn would be my second choice due to her looks/age. i was here to see jasmine though. i ask for jasmine and i am told that she is in a session. damnit! i should have known when i saw another pair of shoes at the door.

great. no problem. i'll just ask for whoever is available then. lynn was another one on my list of the two i wanted to see from here. my plan be was working. i'll take lynn.

nope. she has a session booked and the dude is stopping by in 10 minutes so she isn't available. damnit!

i've committed now that i said i would see whoever is available. either way i was deflated as i only wanted to see jasmine or lynn. i noticed that someone was coming down the hall. i decided to stick around as i didn't want to be the guy who says no and rejects whoever it was.

i thought i could get through this with the minimum amount of damage so i ask for the 1/2 hour massage. lynn asks if i want the 'full body' massage. i smile and say yes. she says it's $90. i fake smile and think huh? isn't the 1/2hr $60 and the 45min $90? i hand over the $90 and carry on scratching my head.

i'm led to the room ahead wondering how my happy thoughts of jasmine and/or lynn just took a shit. i try to make the best of it and go the room and shower up.

the place is decent. nothing over the top. the shower was awkward with temperature. the showerhead was too long and didn't give the right angle for my 5'3" frame. i find the towel and dry off and jump on the table.

sara comes in and she looks like her pic. she's in her 30's somewhere, not model thin and isn't jasmine or lynn. i'm naked and she has hot oil in her hand. there are only 2 ways this is going to go.

she starts in with the massage. it wasn't a smearing of oil but it wasn't therapeutic either. i'm trying to get all happy and hope for some teasing. nope. none at all while i'm on my front. a little while later i flip and the massage proceeds to the front. nothing that i would consider therapeutic. the oil was hot and it didn't have a fragrance. i guess that was a good point.

what was that?

a light brush up against my left testicle?

there is a god.

there might have been one or two more. i was then asked how i would like my massage. i say scrambled. she adds more oil and then proceeds to add the tug to the rub.

she asks if i would like anything else. i ask about a duo and she says maybe next time. she says topless would be another $40. i do some math. i've already paid $90 for a 1/2 hour tug or another $40 for a topless tug.

naw. i'll pass. she finishes with more oil and the release is completed. some ball cupping which was nice. i finish up and get showered. i head out the hall and to the door. i hear voices in the lobby and there are about 4 people. great. how discrete is my walk of shame? not very. i say my pleasantries and i am off into the night.

not great vfm. seems to be the same or higher $ than most other places. higher than what slim would consider good vfm. i went in with expectations of seeing jasmine and/or maybe lynn so maybe i'm putting bias on my experience. with the pricing and service it would not have me running back for a repeat. it wasn't horrible but it wasn't mind blowing. i think i let some of the hype get to me.

i found the walls to be thin and i would like to thank the guy who felt like blabbing on about christmas and what he plans to buy and his favourite drink and the place is different from the old location and the drive was a little longer and he saved some money by filling up today and it's slushy outside and he gives a weather forecast and he's asking about duos and he likes the firm pressure. just shut the hell up. i lost my erection from him just going on and on and on and on and on.

as for the pricing situation. it was not $2/minute for my session. it was $3/minute. the pricing threw me off for a bit. i'm not sure what the best solution would be. it's either all inclusive at set price levels or should be room fee + whatever the tips work out to in the room. i find the mix to be confusing. i paid $90 to the 'house' but was asked for 'tips' in the room as well.

i can just report on how my experience was and how much i paid for 1/2 hour. i thought this would clear things up but i think it just made things confusing again.

i am.

wishing for some texas t.

slimshady

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Slimmest Shady
12-19-08, 09:06
Was needing some highlights redone for a Christmas party and thought to check out Simple Scissors again. I knew the last time I was there I saw a decent white chick hanging around in the back. Had a feeling she was available for massage. Well it wasn't a feeling. More of a twitching underneath the cape.

Went in and was greeted by Ching. It looks like they are constucting a wall or another room. You won't see them all hanging out at a table anymore. Bummer. I liked looking at the talent while my hair was getting did. I sit down and prepare for the hair festivities. It doesn't take her long to redo my comb-over and add a few highlights.

I get up to pay and I'm asked about a massage. I ask for the white girl. Ching takes my money for the hairdo and for the massage. I'm led to the backroom where I get undressed. Christina comes in and she looks kind of hot. She's petite. Has a nice set of tits that are showing in her low cut top. Nice ass in her blue jeans. Her hair was odd though. It was dyed red and looked dry. It might have been a wig but I didn't care. I was there for the body and the fact she wasn't 30+. I would put her maybe early 20's?

I am offered a shower and I head to the shower room. Well it's not a room. It's a hallway with a shower. I saunter over. I rock out with my cock out and into the shower where I give the boys a good scrub. I'm out in a jiffy careful not to slip on the floor.

I come back in and lay on the table. Christina comes back in and starts the massage. It wasn't great. More of applying oil at first. No therapy at all. Did manage to rub all over while I was on my stomach. About 10 minutes later I am on my back. Some more rubbing of oil. A few light brushes to even further get my attention. She asks if I want anything else.

Yep.

I ask if BBBJ is available. She offers with everything is available. Nice I think to myself. I end up with FS for 2 bills. After seeing her body and her cute face I threw caution to the wind and ponied up the Xmas shopping money. She then undresses.

Very nice. Small ass. Nice natural b-c tits. A rose or something tat on her mid left side. On her back was a tat of Trug's. I wasn't there for the ink.

She puts on the rubber and then hops on the table for some CG. She even reaches around. Such a thoughtful touch. We move around the room with other positions. She was a great time and got into it for both of us. Another position and a little bit later I feel the need to pop. I tear off the condom and spray all over the room.

Ok. I made that last sentence up. I finish with me on top of her in some Kama Sutra position that Sting just emailed me. I get up and head to the shower to clean up. I come back and she looks like she needs to shower and heads on after me.

I get dressed and say my goodbyes and I'm off into the snow.

I Am.

Wanting Britney Next.

SlimShady

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Slimmest Shady
12-19-08, 09:09
Or as I like to say Carries North - My Cousin From Ontario.

Nothing like keeping it in the family. Stopped in the other morning and met up with Vanessa. Was met by a surprise that she looked like my cousin from Ontario.

This started the fires down below. I remember the family reunion years back where we were wrestling. No way I was passing this session up.

She was a 5'2" or so. 105-110lbs? Late 20's. Petite. Paid the $35 door rate with $40. Never got the change back.

Had a shower in the milk crate sized cube they call a shower. Dried off and laid boner down on the table.

A few minutes later she came in and gave a decent massage. Flipped over and massaged the front and we discussed details. Went for the $80 TLHJ. Nude for $100 was offered Alex.

Nice ball rubbing with the HJ. Really nice session. Nothing over the top but a good solid performance by Vanessa. Was wearing jeans but would like to see a sexier outfit on her next time.

I Am telling You Nothing Says Loving Like Your Cousin.

SlimShady

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Slimmest Shady
12-19-08, 09:09
CLEOPATRA 403-277-7819
2211 Centre St. NW


Saw the ad in the Calgary Sun and rushed right over. Grand opening? Damn rights I'm there.

New sign and everything. I thought this might be a great score to find some new talent.

Tiptoed through the slush not to ruin my Hushpuppies. Opened the door. Buzzer went ding-dong. Heavy wafting of Asian food filled my nostrils. Buzzer went ding-dong. Closed the door and walked back up the street.

I had set myself hoping it was a decent massage place with hot cheerleader like chicks. Nope. Just another Asian massage place. Not that there is anything wrong with a new jack shack. I just wasn't feeling it today. I caught a glimpse of the rates and the 1/2 hour rate was $40. I couldn't be bothered to stick this one out.

I Am hoping For PomPoms.

SlimShady

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Slimmest Shady
12-19-08, 09:10
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/?p=179

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/5b.jpg

speechless.

the best massage/bodyslide/release that i have ever had.

she has reset the bar for class and service.

i am not going to forget that session.

slimshady

Slimmest Shady
12-19-08, 09:11
i kept losing afro picks and decided i needed a new style. i decided to head down to simple scissors.

simple scissors
1506b 14 street sw
(403) 228-0838

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=simple...-8&sa=n&tab=wl

had the hair serviced. nothing new to report there. was offered the services of two black girls that i hadn't seen there before. maybe i did. maybe i didn't. it's all a blur sometimes.

had a shower and noticed less hairs on the soap this time. i used the liquid body scrub instead. i didn't bring my loofah though.

dried off and was led to the second room just beside the shower. a few minutes later i was joined by 2 black chicks that were very friendly and seemed to enjoy giving me a nice lotion massage.

i flipped over rock hard and they sensed i would ask about extras. i mentioned my previous adventures and pricing and they were happy to oblige. i thought they were going to grab a condom but the next thing you know they were taking turns enjoying my manmeat. what the hell! it must have been my lucky day. that or it was the brut by faberge i was wearing.

ended up with the one on the right taking the load until i was finished. fanfuckingtastic!

a quick wi****wn and some giggles from all of us and i was getting dressed and putting on shoes.

i am liking the improved session.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
12-19-08, 09:12
So after seeing this picture of Bijou I finally decided to finally pull the trigger.

I had called to set up a time and was given a time and place. I arrived on time and there were hotel room issues that caused the session to not happen. I did waste part of the day getting there and parking and waiting for return calls while they sorted out hotel issues.

I was told to rebook later and I would be taken care of. I left and took it with a grain of salt. I was mildly upset with the time loss but stuff does happen.

I finished my job at the sorting plant and called up Matt to book another session. I arrived and was told the room number and headed up to the room. I knocked to no avail. I tried the house phone and then back to knock. Nothing.

Time for another call. I explain the situation and Matt tells me he'll see what the problem is and call me back. After waiting somemore I decide to head home. It's not until I arrive home that I get a call. He mentions that he just chatted with them and to go back. I ask for reassurance on heading back as I just left from there.

So I head back and once again I knock. I house phone. I knock. I'm getting to know the floor really well.

Now I'm getting slightly annoyed. I call back to ensure I had the right information. Matt seems genuine in his attempts to sort out what happened but is unable to secure contact at that point. I end up calling it a night. Matt asks if I would have time the next day and he would make sure he takes care of it.

Not knowing my schedule I mention I may or may not be able to take him on his offer.

I was tempted to post yesterday about my ordeal but I didn't want to jump to any conclusions. I've been stood up before and I thought I would just wait it out. I think the fact that the picture above made me a little more lenient on the outcome of that day. I did want to see Bijou after all.

So the next day I manage to sneak out of the sorting facility. A quick call and I manage to snag a session right away. This time it's at a different hotel but I am able to hitch a ride and soon I am in the elevator. After speaking with Matt again he said he would cover the session. Well my eyes just lit up!

Soon I was at the door. I knocked and it was opened up by Bijou. She was like her pictures. She wore a leopard minidress. I wasn't let down. Although the blurring of her face in the pictures was different from her actual face. I didn't notice any blurriness.

We made some small talk and I was offered a shower. I declined, mentioning that I was freshly wet-napped. It didn't matter as her tub was filled to the top with some salt soak anyway. She put some music on and hopped on the bed where she asked me to join her.

I hopped on the bed and the session began. It started with DFK and a make-out session. Soon my shirt was off. Then my pants and then some groping and we were both naked. It was nice to have that type of GFE start. A little repositioning and she was moving down for the BBBJ.

It was quite good. Varied in technique and her spitting on it for good measure. I liked that. She continued on with the BBBJ and BLS.

She got up and we had some CG and some other positions. She got into it and seemed sincere in her motions and sounds. I liked that. Another position change for the finale and with a little reach around I was ready for sexy explosion.

We cleaned up and spent a moment or two on the bed just chatting. She was really nice and I had a great time hitting it off with her.

I got dressed, left her a tip and a kiss goodbye and I was back out on the street.

My session was booked for 1/2 hour and at $150 I found it great VFM.

I think her hair is slightly shorter than the pics or she had it up. I wasn't noticing details like that. She was naked so I was looking at other things. She is enhanced and they looked great whether I was on top or on the bottom. She also was just the right temperature too. She was a little chilly in places which felt nice in certain positions.

All in all a great time.

Matt did his best to sort things out. If there wasn't customer service on the agency side I would have posted a less than stellar review. Matt made it clear that he was sorry and would take care of things. He did. If anything Matt could say goodbye when he's done a call. When you are talking to him the lack of the end of the call makes it seem like he wasn't bothered. I'm not sure if that's the case but knowing the call is over can change the tone of the call. A few times I wasn't sure if I should bother calling back. I think it's just his phone manner. I'm glad I stuck it out. But a goodbye in a helpful tone would have made me more at ease. No biggie. Bijou more than made up for a lack of goodbye on the phone.

Bijou was great. If you saw the pictures you are getting what you see. A sweet, genuine Montreal girl that sincerely wanted me to have a great time and an agency who cares about their customers.

Je Suis.

Aimer Mon Temps Avec Bijou.

MinceShady.

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Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 02:52
Had some more money burning a hole in my pocket. I dialed up Livelinks and heard a few ads. I noticed Candace was on again. Felt a little brave and sent her a reply asking about some oral servicing with a facial.

She said no problem and asked for a donation. I said sure and offered $60. She asked how soon can I be over. I then rang the buzzer. I was that quick to jump on the facial for $60.

Was met by Candace at her door. This time she was dressed, showered and had make-up on. She was actually presentable.

Her ad was a single 24 year old from the NW. She's about 5'8 115-120. Has had a baby. Small tits that still have a shape to them.

Well back to the servicing. She actually wasn't too bad. A little spit and some ball rubbing and I was enjoying it. This went on for a bit and then she laid head back on the couch for the finale.

Let's say I had buildup and she really needed the comforter to clean up. The BF's workshirt was not around.

A great VFM in my book.

I Am.

Liking The Good Deals.

SlimShady

Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 02:54
the name used was mya or maya. she mentioned she was 25. 5'7" 120. 1/2 jamaican 1/2 canadian.

went in and the place was a mess. holes punched in doors and stuff everywhere. she didn't look too bad. she looked like she took showers and had a decent body in tight jeans.

i'm led to the back room for fs for $120. i give her the money. she leaves the room to get a condom. i then hear some guys talking. 30 seconds later i hear her say "is the guy still in the room". a methhead peers in and says "yes he's still here. " she yells "i'm not a ho. your not fucking me. "

i'm there with a wtf? she rattles off saying her boyfriend is just on his way home. i walk out the room and head to the door. i notice another methhead in another room. she adds again to leave because her boyfriend is coming home and his name is boogaloo. i mention i know a boogaloo. the one i know is electric boogaloo. i'm not sure she heard me as i electric boogalooed out the door.

i felt like punching something or knocking something over or throwing a brick through the window. as a guy who has pooned i know that losing $120 quietly is the right thing to do. a situation like that has little chance of getting better.

the address was 1*** penrith crescent. i'll post up the phone number as well when i find the paper i wrote it on.

i am going to poon again.

slimshady

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Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 02:55
Had a few minutes to spare as my test results weren't done yet.

Headed on over to Mirage Massage. 507-18 Ave SW is the address. 228-9877 is the number listed. 250-5480 is the number I thought I called. Either way I'm sure you can figure it out.

Was met at the door by an E. Indian or at least she looked that way. She looked a little familiar but that's for later.

I paid the door fee of $40. Was told outright that the minimum for extras was an additional $60. No problem as it is harder to find any SP that have an ethnic look. I wasn't passing this up.

Took off my parachute pants and Chip and Pepper shirt. Hopped on the table painfully forcing my railspike underneath me. Waited 6 minutes and then she came back in.

Proceeded to give me a so-so massage. Nothing great but nothing horrible. A slight hint of teasing when she would brush my inner thigh. After about 5 minutes I was told to flip over where she gave a few more minutes of 'massage'.

I was told the menu which consists of HJ, TLHJ or NHJ.

I choose the TL for $80. She had a nice set. 32-34C or so. She was proportionate for her size. Had a nice feeling ass.

Ended up with a decent HJ with some ball teasing as well.

No shower in the room. Was given a warm facecloth to cleanup with. Also another dry facecloth to dry with. I sure hope they don't get mixed up with the 'good' facecloths.

Place was in alright shape. Nothing fancy. Didn't like the fact there was no offer of a shower before or after.

FS is available but isn't on the 'menu'. I wasn't partaking at $300 but her being E. Indian looking made me think twice. Hell I'll be honest I might head back for just that reason.

So that's it for that review. I have also reviewed her back in 2003 but it's on Perb.

Here is the link. I will repost that review here.

http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=3540

I am Garam Chai.

SlimShady

Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 02:56
Went Christmas shopping for myself and decided to try and find something open. Ended up at Daydreams.

Only one Asian lady working there and wasn't too impressed with the looks but thought what the heck. I'm here. She's there. I have 40 bucks. It's a start. Plain looking. Two boobs. Square butt.

Had a quick shower. Left my gum on the ledge. Added a few extra hairs in the stall. Took a leak. You know the normal pooning activity it seems.

Jumped on the table. She came into the room a few minutes later. Gave a massage that would rate 5 out of 10. No oil was used. Only minor teasing. Flipped over after maybe 5-10 minutes. A little more teasing.

I asked for a menu and was told that FS was 200 bones, roses, snowflakes, marbles, or whatever people are calling it. I just call them dollars.

Passed on the FS and felt like having the topless for 80. I was just going to take the HJ but for an extra 20 why not.

Nothing to write home about. Barely enough to give to you guys to read.

I'd pass on this again if I knew I was getting the same lady.

I am needing more excitement.

SlimShady

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Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 02:57
woke up with some morning wood and decided to care of my peechub. i called around for mia, oshi and mandy and they weren't available. everyone was booked up and since i was on the #3 bus route i decided to stop by masethic for a tug. i decided to get the 1/2 hr massage since i am such the generous guy.

the location is 2101 center street n. 230-9383 it's on the nw corner of 20th and center.

walked in the front door which is in plain view. while people were at the lights i'm sure they were sitting in their cars looking at me chanting "tug tug tug tug!" there were no blinds or anything it is quite open and i was a little shy asking for just the hj. the front office has all the therapeutic bs on the walls with charts and graphs and pressure point charts. all i wanted to do was get in the back room where all of center street couldn't see me.

the place is clean and well kept. rooms are quite tidy and well stocked. laid down on the table and was given a massage. it was alright. not the best and again not the worst. not much teasing. flipped and then a little more massage. i asked for the happy ending and was told $40. at this point i really wanted it to be over. i guess i just wasn't feeling it. sometimes i'm off my game. don't worry i still made sure she shook my lilly.

no mention of showers. i didn't really look either. stocked towels in the room so i would assume showers are available. don't take my word for it though. she gave me a warm towel to clean up my manmilk and a minute or two later i was out on the street wondering if my bus transfer was still valid.

she is older than i would have liked. her saving grace was a little cleavage in a lower cut top. perked my interest a little bit but i reminded myself that they probably look best stuck in the top. no need to undo the top. i only have money for tugs. not for therapy.

i'm pretty sure you could get a quickie if you were into it. that fact has already been posted by yaasir. for the $80 i spent i would take it elsewhere or at least head to optima twice where the ladies aren't as old. this one isn't as old as northlands but she isn't getting younger.

enjoy!


i am glad it's not called pasethic.

slimshady

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Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 02:57
SWEET SPA #211, 1311 Centre Street NW (Side Door) Noon-10pm. 699-9611

While out running errands I thought I would stop by and see what was up at Sweet Spa.

I walked in and headed up the stairs. You have to go in 2 doors first. Fairly easy once you are in. Just around the corner at the top and you are good to go.

The door chimed and then opened. I was greeted by Miora. She was a nice surprise. A nice smile and a friendly demeanor. Asked if I would like a session. I replied yes. She asked if I was there before. I mentioned a few names to put her at ease.

I was asked what kind of massage I want. She mentioned some type of scrub/technique. It went in one ear and out the other. I just agreed come hell or high water. She said it would be $120something with tax. I gave her $150 and thought we can deal with the change later. The last time I was here it was under $100 for a rub and tug and she looked good so I thought what the hell.

I hopped on to the table that was covered in foil of some sort. It had a nice heating pad under the table to keep warm. That was a nice touch as it was needed later.

I laid on my back and she started some sort of sea salt/kelp/loofah/soapy/scrub. It was a different sensation. It was a kind of cool mint smell. I thought this was nice. It wasn't until a few minutes later that my back caught fire. It sure was minty in that holy fuck that hurts kind of way.

Being the man that I am. I toughed it out. I've been in worse situations this wasn't really too bad. It stung a little but I stood my ground. I flipped over and the heating pad helped a little bit. I was glad that she didn't offer the tug at this time.

After the scrub was done I rinsed off. It took awhile to get all the grit off but after I was super soft. I was also freezing as the scrub was a cool mint type of scrub. I hopped back on the table for the oily part of the massage. I couldn't help but shiver. It felt like I was hypothermic. It only took a few minutes of the heating pad and Miora's hot oil massage to make things better.

We discussed release options and found out FS was available. As it wasn't welfare Wednesday I was a little short of funds so I opted for the CBJ.

The CBJ was very good. This turned out to be one of the better sessions I have had in awhile.

Miora is 20ish. A nice normal build. Not thin. Not fat. Just right IMO.

Not that I don't also like freakishly huge bolt-ons on a 95lb chick but she was a nice change from the older ladies at some other parlours.

As always I sometimes don't know what I am going to get when visiting a MP this turned out to be a good one for me. I would have it in the top 10 for sure. Probably due to chemistry so YMMV.

I am feeling The Burn.

SlimShady

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Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 02:58
I doubled up on some Cialis I found on the ground. I was walking around with a rail spike and didn't know what to do to get rid of it.

I wanted to try someone new but wasn't having any luck. Since I had some luck at the Mac's/newer stroll area awhile back I thought I would give it a try again. Well this time it wasn't happening. So I was left to drive around with the sunroof open and my johnson poking through the top.

I decided to see if Lexus was still around and give her another poke. Off to Executive I went.

EXECUTIVE RELAXATION 219-8852 Jacuzzi/Steam 9am-11pm 308, 2066 - 18 Ave. NE

That's the ad from www.canoe.ca.

Asked it Lexus was working and was told no. I was met by someone I think was May or Mai? Who knows. I did recognize her from a previous adventure. She was Asian with fake boobs. 30 something for sure. Tina Turner hair. You should know the one.

Went in to the back room which is getting more rundown and aged than ever. Had a quick shower and was off to the races. She gave a feeble attempt at massage and some oil smearing and then I was asked what I had last time.

No hard core bargaining here. I was walking around with a flagpole and wanted to get rid of the pressure. She asked what I paid last time with Lexus. I thought it was $150 and she countered with $200. I ended up with the damage being $180. She went out for the wrapper. I left the tip on the table. She came back in as I was still standing at attention.

She stretched the condom on and we started out with the one of many positions. First it was from behind standing up. That lasted about 3 thrusts and then she wanted on the table and to lie on her stomach. That was it for her positions. I was on top and moved around myself while she just laid there.

Since she was putting no effort into it I started my imitation of an oil rig. Just kept pumping away. About 15 minutes later she is asking if I am going to finish. I figure I should get things finished so I ask her to turn over and to finish up with her on her back. It was a change to have her in a different position. She does have a nice set of fake boobs. They are round. Just the way I like fake boobs. Anyway back to the finish. I pump away a little bit more and ask her if I can have a russian finish. She agrees and I start the russian. She asks me not to get it in her face. I nod my head. Needless to say I Peter Northed.

My bad.

A quick shower and I was back on the street.

I don't know why I go back there. I think it's more for convenience and availibility. It's not my first choice. It gets more rundown. It smells of Asian food. Might have to do with the place next door. Either way you are on your own to make judgement. I'll say I won't repeat but you know damn well I'll be back there sooner or later.

I am handing Her Some Tissues.

SlimShady

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Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 02:59
Ok. Chinese Tuina.

Was out looking for a new Rolex and heading up Center ST. through Chinatown. Couldn't find anything I liked so I headed up north to 16th Ave.

I stopped in at Chinese Tuina to see what I could come out with. I read in another thread about possible extras. I decided to check it out.

CHINESE TUINA MASSAGE 7 dys/wk. 276-2688.#135, 1518 Centre S. N.E.

This is from www.canoe.ca.

Walked in and was greeted by the receptionist who asked what I wanted. I asked to see if Sky was working. I was lead to a room down the small hall.

Was told to get on the table. I undressed and made myself comfortable. Eunice came in and put a towel on top of me. Great I thought. I know where this wasn't going.

Ended up having a not too bad massage. No teasing at all. The only teasing was when I thought she just might move another inch closer to my sack. That was about it.

Eunice was Asian. 5'9" or so. Decent massage. $65 for an hour of blue balls.

Not sure if I will return. Who knows. If there is a slight chance of getting a decent HJ I will return.

I am slightly Aroused.

SlimShady

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Slimmest Shady
12-20-08, 03:00
Saw an ad online at www.classifiedextra.ca. I figured it's not too far from the homeless shelter by the Home Depot on 16th Ave.

IN STORE SPECIALS #301, 1640-16 AVE NW 455-2777. 357845 NEW STAFF

I first went to the wrong building as there are 2 almost side by side that have had massage or RMT businesses in it.

So after figuring out I'm at the wrong place I book it east one block and into the correct building. I quick sprint up 2 flights of stairs and I'm walking in the door.

The place looks decent. A moment later a black lady comes around the corner. Damn....it's someone I've seen before. You know that anticipation you have when you just might find the newest, hottest chick.....well nothing against her it just wasn't my time to find a new one.

The lady was Giselle that was working at Tokyo Massage a little while back.

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http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums...ighlight=tokyo

Laid on the table and waited for her to come back in. I noticed that the towel where I was to lay my head stunk. I quickly changed to a fresher towel at the bottom of the rack. If your going to wipe your ass/feet with the towel at the head of the table be a gentleman and leave a note.

Massage was a slathering of oil with mediocre massage and mediocre teasing. Just pick one and apply yourself to either the massage or to the teasing. Don't suck at both. Flipped over and was deciding against getting a tug and going on to the next one on my list. I was at full mast anyway so I let her unleash the cannon. Did not go for topless or anything more.

Shower was in the room. That was good because I could still smell the funk of that one towel. Left my tip and was out the door.

I am bringing Febreze.

SlimShady

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Slimmest Shady
03-06-09, 05:14
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1056953218.html

my name is orchid and i am a sensual, erotic and talented blond beauty who is new to the area! i am looking to spend time with select gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and indulge her naughty desires...
i am 5'6, 125 lbs, 36b, silky blond hair, beautiful blue eyes, a great smile, soft skin and a personality that you won't soon forget!
please contact me and we can set up a time to get together.
i know you will not only be completely satisfied with me, but i will exceed your expectations and fulfill all of your fantasies.....
a true g/f/e experience
i'm available for incall and outcalls in the calgary area:
if you would like to get together i'm available day and night and i do mean all night.
available for:
-(no games/no drama/no b.s.)
...i'm discreet for your safety and for mine!
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donations
-->180 half
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for more information on rates and availability give me a call at:
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if i can't answer because of my busy schedule please leave a detail message and i will get back to you asap
☆orchid (403)629-4680☆
please do not email me as i do not have time to get online and reply the best way to contact me is by phone.


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i was once again looking at online porn and decided to check out what i could shakedown on craigslist. it wasn't long before i saw rosemary's ad with the phone number 403 629 4680. i also noticed it was shared with a couple other girls. not a big deal as i was after the 100 quickie special that only rosemary seemed to offer. a quick call and i was told that she wasn't available right now. i said no problem and if there was anyone else available. i was told that 2 other were ready. i mentioned that i was only staying for the quickie and was told that orchid could entertain the quickie too. great i thought and i was on may way down to renfrew at the address they gave me.


parking was easy. a little bike rack to tie up my day's pickings. i buzzed my way up to the apartment. the door opened and i was greeted by orchid. she seemed early 20's. kind of a cute face but seemed like she had got out of bed and threw on whatever clothes were around. light blue jeans and a sweater of some sort. kind of looked bedheadish with her hair up. pear shaped for sure. no problems i can do thick hips. i was led to the room and noticed someone else on the couch. she looked to be the best out of the bunch but i was with orchid. i could save her for another session.

in to the bedroom. or should i say room with a boxspring and mattress. oh..and an endtable. better homes and gardens it was not. i'm told to get naked and leave the donation out. done and done.

she undressed and i really wish she didn't. her pear shaped body let loose when her clothes were off. not sure what happened but no tone at all. flabby like she was fat before or baby damage?? maybe not baby damage but again no tone at all. she was not 125lbs. saggy b's. she was friendly enough with a cute face. the rest wasn't doing much for me. on with the hat and she did a minute of bj to get me erect. asked for a position and i responded with we'll use the sex swing i brought. you don't mind if i drill some holes in the doorway do you?




ok so i didn't bring the swing. i did choose a position that i am quite handy at.. i'm glad i did as it wasn't long before that gawdawful smell of unwashed lady business came wafting up.








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do they not know?

so i reposition myself to contain the onslaught of smell coming my way. i speed up and i'm done.

i grab a few hundred kleenex's and wrap up the offending rubber. where's hazmat when you need them.

i say thank you and get dressed.

it's now a race to get the wetnaps downstairs in the cart. i hope they didn't freeze up.

i have to say i will not repeat with orchid. i may not repeat with the others. although $100 quickies do have appeal. it's more of the chase and seeing what you might get than the actual prize at the end. in this case it should have been massengill moment.


i am.

wiping it like no tommorow.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
03-06-09, 05:15
Well I was on my way to the airport and thought I would see if I could get a session in before my flight.

I was running late so I decided to "ah what the hell" it at Daydreams.

It was on the way so I told the tuk-tuk to pull over and leave it running. I went inside and was met by a 30 something Asian lady. I might have seen her before?? I'm not sure. Either way a quick international sign language motion of a HJ and a wave of $40 and I was naked on the table getting my hammer tugged. A little more oil and pop. That was followed by hot wet towels and a wipe down.

A quick thanks and I was outside hopping into my ride.

I did notice that they have a $20 15 minute massage menu.

Nothing like a quick pick me up before a trip to the airport.

It was the place on Edmonton Trail and 28th or so??? I still think it was Daydreams. You guys know the place.

Slimmest Shady
03-06-09, 05:19
oXoX~//**Cowtown beauty..EVA..**//~oXoX(Special) - w4m - 24 (Downtown)
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Date: 2009-02-23, 12:44AM MST


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It seems I needed to have a different experience today after Aoki. I figured Eva would do just fine.

Sugar has another great one. Nice shorts just like the pair in the picture. Cute face. Reminded me of a chick from school. Nice makeup. SOPAM of course.

Good kisser. Good shower skills. I did not like the mouthwash rinse on the tip of my hammer though. Almost like figgin. Did not want.


Back to the bed for the usual Sugarland activities. Another great time and all for a buck and a half.



I Am.

Wall E.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
03-06-09, 05:21
Was driving past 1412 Edmonton Trail and saw a sign that drew me in. What's this? Another Asian Massage Parlour?

I had some duckets so I headed in. Place smelled good. It was new and they had some fruity candles burning or something. So far so good.

I'm met at the door by Bebe. She is 30 something. Not all that great but I thought I saw somebody younger a little further in. Maybe she was just the mamasan and I would luck out.

I'm led down the hall to the first room. Clean. I liked that. The next thing I saw was slightly creepy. Poster on the wall of Dora the Explorer and Diego. Not my kind of theme room. I still rolled with it though.


The original lady comes back in. Well you can't win them all.

$40 for a 1/2. Didn't bother with the haggling for a quick HJ. I thought I would take all of the new place in.

Massage was good. Not great but enough pressure and enough teasing to keep in interesting. They only had baby oil for oil. I asked for the hand creme as baby oil reeks.

Later I flip and she teases a little. She asks for anything else. I ask for the menu. HJ starts at $80. She barely finishes her sentence and I have my pants and shirt on ready to open the door. I counter with $40. She paused for a moment and then she says ok. Her menu also included oral and FS. I think she was asking 3 bills for FS.

So on to the release. It was painful. Way too much kung-fu grip. Told her to ease up. That was slightly better. She seemed to take a liking with me and there was some LFK. Odd I thought. She then whispered she liked my hammer and for me next time I could put it in her for 200. Wow. I can't wait.

I Am.

Jack Sparehole.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
03-06-09, 05:23
the name used was mya or maya. she mentioned she was 25. 5'7" 120. 1/2 jamaican 1/2 canadian.

went in and the place was a mess. holes punched in doors and stuff everywhere. she didn't look too bad. she looked like she took showers and had a decent body in tight jeans.

i'm led to the back room for fs for $120. i give her the money. she leaves the room to get a condom. i then hear some guys talking. 30 seconds later i hear her say "is the guy still in the room". a methhead peers in and says "yes he's still here." she yells "i'm not a ho. your not fucking me."

i'm there with a wtf? she rattles off saying her boyfriend is just on his way home. i walk out the room and head to the door. i notice another methhead in another room. she adds again to leave because her boyfriend is coming home and his name is boogaloo. i mention i know a boogaloo. the one i know is electric boogaloo. i'm not sure she heard me as i electric boogalooed out the door.

i felt like punching something or knocking something over or throwing a brick through the window. as a guy who has pooned i know that losing $120 quietly is the right thing to do. a situation like that has little chance of getting better.

the address was 1163 penrith crescent. i'll post up the phone number as well when i find the paper i wrote it on.

i am.

going to poon again.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
03-06-09, 05:25
•★o°•☆micky:start your new year off right! special-w4m - 20 (downtown)
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date: 2009-01-08, 1:34am mst


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see the picture? notice it is from sugar. notice me with an erection heading downtown like a dowsing rod finds water.


i make the required smoke signal from recycleable paper that was no longer suitable as a blanket. i am then off to the wonderful place called sugarland.

the routine was the same. call when you are downstairs. up i go giving the security guard a highfive. up the elevator and i'm in front of the door waiting for the sugarland express.

micky peers out from behind the door. another great choice by sugar. she is wearing a tighter fitting cotton dress that really showed her figure. or maybe it was a cotton blend. but i digress. she is very friendly. almost playful. it wasn't long before we were making out and having some great dfk. while that was going on i noticed that i was getting undressed. great. i'm liking this.

so a little make-out session and we are both naked and i've almost taken her from behind. a shower is mentioned and off we go to the shower. a joint mouthwash rinse and a good scrubbing in the shower. towel dryed and we are again making out and could almost take her right there over the bed. we cool down abit and she starts with the kissing and licking. the usual with good use of her hands. she did put my berries in her mouth and i had to mention that it is discomforting. she understands and starts on the bbbj. there was some teeth which i tried to correct her on but i noticed her oral skills were a little off. i would say green. i toughed it out and was able to forgive her as she was very sincere and we seemed to have a great rapport. i blocked the grating out and just put it down to "how cute." not to mention she just has this look to her when she was down there.

before i go further i want to discuss her looks. she is like the picture. her ass is nice. it's not slim like tiffany's. it has shape to it. not fat. just a healthy young girls ass. it was just natural. and i don't mean fat. she weighs around 100 i'm sure. i lifted her up. look ma no hands. i really enjoyed her features. from her nice natural rack and nice nipples to the way they felt. she was genuine and had a great energy to her that we both used. of course when she is playing with the hammer of thor's it also gives off great energy. her looks were up to sugars' standards and they exceeded mine.


so back to the bbbj. it could use some work but she made up for it in enthusiasm and other skills. so it was time for the hat. she struggled with it not once but twice. she had to go get another and came right back. i'll spare you the details. it wasn't all that fun but again she was just so cute and was trying so hard i won't fault her for it.

on with the hat and it was best sex i've had in awhile. she was good. i was good. she was making those asian girl sounds you hear in hentai movies. i was damn near in heaven. anyway multiple positions, another condom and her making the o face a time or two and i was spent. i'm sure i was there for about 50 minutes by now.

we roll over after the hat is removed. we snuggled for about 10 minutes catching our breath. insert soft music and you can sigh 'aaaaaahhhhh' now.

we head back to the shower for some more chat and making out. towel dry again and some small talk and i'm hugging her goodbye.

a great night from a great girl. thanks to sugar once again.



i am.

enjoying it more than splash mountain.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
03-27-09, 07:24
100 ----------------- you"re gonna love me -------------- 100 - w4m (d/t calgary)
reply to: pers-q6gfg-1093578781@craigslist.org [errors when replying to ads?]
date: 2009-03-26, 4:12pm mdt


laying here w.e.t. and h.o.r.n.y trying to contain my self all i can think about is having your h.a.r.d thro.b.b.i.n.g c*#k i.n m.e

if you feel the same way i feel then stop waiting and call me...iam so erresistable iam host a special today for a quick session 100..

now you really have no excuse....403-651-6569




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sounds not bad right? well it wasn't that bad. i think most of it was me getting my hopes up. the picture looks decent. $100 seems alright. why not?

so off to my trusty unlisted payphone and i'm sweet talking my way into a session. come right on down she says. sounds good on the phone. i head my way down near the science center and i ring the buzzer.

i'm soon up one flight of stairs entering the room. well it wasn't quite like the picture. i mean it was her but she used facebook angle to take the picture. she looked black. i wouldn't think spanish but who am i to judge being an old irish guy like myself. i think she might have been wearing the same outfit.

so she greets me with a kiss and some lfk. cool. i thought. some rubbing of the boys over my tennis shorts. i'm lead into the room. i walk past 2 other girls/ladies that were in the room. looking like they might be hitting the stroll.

some music is turned on and she comes on to me and there is some mutual groping. i'm in it for a penny i'm in it for a pound. starts with a cbj for 14 seconds. she hops back on the bed with some minor dirty talk. it's not long before i'm balls deep and that's not my e.indian name either.

a few positions. a few stoppages to adjust the headboard. a few to change positions that didn't impale her. 14 seconds later i'm done after she kept asking if i was close yet.

a quick wi****wn in the bathroom and i'm dressed and out the door.

$100? sure why not.

repeat? no.

newer condo. yes.

pics as advertised? bbw lite.



i am.

down a sir robert l borden.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
03-27-09, 16:40
``````***** LAST DAY HERE`````**** - w4m - 30 (SE)
Reply to: pers-ph43w-1089469289@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-24, 7:24AM MDT


OK BOYS IT'S MY LAST DAY HERE... SO THE SPECIAL ARE 30 FOR 15 MINS.......60 FOR 1/2 HOUR.... FROM 9 AM TO 2 PM.........COME AND LET ME RELAX YOU ONE LAST TIME BEFORE I LEAVE.... INCALLS ONLY... NO TXTS......SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY THANK YOU.... 828 1748 TAMARA




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Who am I to miss a deal. Picture is self-explanatory. It was the words that drew me in.

Spare time of 15 mins. Check.
$30 extra dollars. Check.

I'm on my way. Who would have thunk?


Well it was actually $30.35. I had to pay for a phone call.

Soon I am on way to somewhere near Deerfoot 17. I wasn't expecting Mount Royal. At least it wasn't a basement suite.

I'm greeted at the door by someone who looks like the picture. Nothing to write home about. She was friendly enough and invited me in. Place was clean but in a rental unit kind of way. Off to the back room where I get undressed and tell the 2 Brinks Guards to give her the money.

I get on the bed and I pass on the FS and just opt for the BBBJ. She gets on her knees and proceeds for a good 15-20 minutes of sloppy BBBJ. It was actually quite good. There was only one downfall. The position of my legs had her arms over the top of my legs for access to my hog. This was fine at first but her enthusiastic BBBJ was causing her to warm up a little. With her armpits over my legs it was getting a little clammy. And then it got warm and moist. Not the type I was caring for. The BBBJ was good enough to overlook the 2 wet spots on my legs. I tried not to think about and she finished up taking it all in her mouth.


Come to think of it I can't remember for sure if it was BBBJ. I think it was but I am having second thoughts. Either way I'll remember it as BBBJ. The price was right of course. I can be a stickler for quality.



I Am.

Low Budget Pooning.

SlimShady.

Dr X Man
03-27-09, 17:31
You can not get better service and quality if you pick SW's also you would be making the pick.

``````***** LAST DAY HERE`````**** - w4m - 30 (SE)
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OK BOYS IT'S MY LAST DAY HERE... SO THE SPECIAL ARE 30 FOR 15 MINS.......60 FOR 1/2 HOUR.... FROM 9 AM TO 2 PM.........COME AND LET ME RELAX YOU ONE LAST TIME BEFORE I LEAVE.... INCALLS ONLY... NO TXTS......SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY THANK YOU.... 828 1748 TAMARA




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Who am I to miss a deal. Picture is self-explanatory. It was the words that drew me in.

Spare time of 15 mins. Check.
$30 extra dollars. Check.

I'm on my way. Who would have thunk?


Well it was actually $30.35. I had to pay for a phone call.

Soon I am on way to somewhere near Deerfoot 17. I wasn't expecting Mount Royal. At least it wasn't a basement suite.

I'm greeted at the door by someone who looks like the picture. Nothing to write home about. She was friendly enough and invited me in. Place was clean but in a rental unit kind of way. Off to the back room where I get undressed and tell the 2 Brinks Guards to give her the money.

I get on the bed and I pass on the FS and just opt for the BBBJ. She gets on her knees and proceeds for a good 15-20 minutes of sloppy BBBJ. It was actually quite good. There was only one downfall. The position of my legs had her arms over the top of my legs for access to my hog. This was fine at first but her enthusiastic BBBJ was causing her to warm up a little. With her armpits over my legs it was getting a little clammy. And then it got warm and moist. Not the type I was caring for. The BBBJ was good enough to overlook the 2 wet spots on my legs. I tried not to think about and she finished up taking it all in her mouth.


Come to think of it I can't remember for sure if it was BBBJ. I think it was but I am having second thoughts. Either way I'll remember it as BBBJ. The price was right of course. I can be a stickler for quality.



I Am.

Low Budget Pooning.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
06-27-09, 18:34
After a night out with the guys talking about things to do on our 'bucket list' a few of us went through our lists. I was finding it amusing that most things on their lists where things I had checked off quite awhile ago. We all had listed a 3some but really that's kind of vanilla nowadays. A midget was on some of our list. Lucky for me that was checked off about a month or two ago. Always one to help out I decided to do what friends do. Help each other out.

My friend started looking through the advertising section and noticed that Kerri was having a special. Being a financial advisor of sorts in these tough economic times I thought I could lend him some coin rollers and see if he could book a session with Kerri seeing as she was having a special.

It wasn't long and he was at his local payphone plugging slugs in and dialing. Great. She was available later that day. She made a comment that toys were available. He hadn't played with Lego for awhile so he decided why not. He freshened up and soon he was on his way. He had a few extra dollars rolled up so he called a cab and was headed to the SE. Unfortunately he only had a few extra dollars so a few blocks later he got kicked out of the cab and walked the rest of the way.

The cabbie seemed mad.

A few punch buggies on his long walk there he finally arrived at his destination. The directions that Kerri gave were quite simple and he found it without delay.

Kerri met him at the door wearing some panties/lingerie. He thought that and the nice smile were a nice touch. He was led down the stairs not knowing what lay ahead. A few courtesies and a little small talk and next thing they were getting undressed and having the start of a GFE in the kitchen. Very nice he thought. Now if they could move somewhere more horizontal that would be great.

Both were undressed and having some fun on the bed. A liitle bit of some great BBBJ and the conversation turned to toys. He didn't see any Lego sets around so he thought sure why not. Surprise me. A quick minute later Kerri was surprising him.

Oh oh. There goes his bucket list. Kerri had a sparkle in her eye and a sly grin. What went on next was unthinkable. It seemed that Kerri was quite enjoying herself take advantage of this poor guy. It was also unthinkable that he was enjoying it as well. She was doing everything right. From not totally impaling him to using her hands giving him a great HJ at the same time pegging him. She was totally into it and pretty soon it was all over. The combination of the BBBJ, HJ, pegging and the enthusiasm led to a great finale.

A clean-up and some more small talk and all that was left was the donation and goodbye. A short walk up the stairs and a slight limp back onto the street and he was on his way home wondering what would be next on his 'bucket list'.



I Am.

Helping a Brother Out.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
07-01-09, 17:32
http://www.foxyroxi.com/home.html

http://img143.imagevenue.com/loc649/th_60102_new_2_123_649lo.jpg (http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60102_new_2_123_649lo.jpg)

i saw roxi's site on and off for the last week or so. thought the great ass and fishnets were a turn-on. didn't pay too much attention about setting up a session until we met up in flashchat. the $200 for 1/2 hour is out of my price range on my pension. a conversation was started and soon my interest was standing at attention.

having a good week with the new milk container refunds i thought i would pony up full price and set something up with her. this was made easy by flashchat. a little bit of bantering and teasing and the next thing i know i'm heading out the door to meet her.

meet her i did. not incall and not outcall. i'm not sure what you might call it. let's just say it was a great little adventure. when we spoke we discussed where we should meet and the thought of outside was brought up. i suggested to bring a blanket. a place was set and i was on my way.

silly me forgets the blanket so i decide to stop at the 24hr walmart to pick one up instead of turning around. i'm glad that one cashier was working that night or it would have took me 3 hours instead of 2 to go through the line-up.

i get out of walmart and make a quick call to let her know i'm running a few minutes behind. she says no problem and lets me know she is there and can wait. i hurry along with my new blanket and carry on.

she sounded quite sweet on the phone and i couldn't wait to see what lay ahead. i saw where she had parked and i was quickly locking the cart blanket in hand. a little introduction and we were walking to the park to find a spot. it felt like a date where you were trying to find a spot to make out. it was a feeling that you can't really describe. awkward yet exciting filled with anticipation.

it took a few minutes but soon we were able to find a spot near a tree that had some streetlight shining down so we weren't in total darkness. the light of the night made everything a little surreal. roxi was like that gf that you knew you were going to make out with and you were going to see how far you could get with that night.

i was not dissappointed. she was cute and sweet. roxi looked just like the pictures. she wore the fishnets from one of the pictures from her site along with a miniskirt and top. she looked great in them. the skirt and top were later removed for the festivities.

after placing the blanket down we both layed down and the next thing you know i was having a great time with her. not even the odd mosquito or car that seemed to stop 20 feet away could put a damper that night it was quite simply the best gfe experience i have had. now some might judge a gfe to different standards but this one was like that date that you did everything right and you scored.

i think the only thing that may have been missing would have been the dinner and movie before hand. with the gfe, dfk, mpos and the honest sincerety i couldn't have asked for a better time. roxi has this unjaded innocence that just leaves me speechless.

we finished up and i collected my blanket being careful to fold it so i can put it back in the package and return it. i walked her back and gave a goodnight kiss and we went our ways.

it really is experiences like this that make this hobby rewarding. they often aren't all at this level but when they do happen you really appreciate them for what they are.

i am.

keeping the blanket.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
10-11-09, 09:43
Well it was my lucky day at the Seed. I was fortunate enough to win this weeks colouring contest. I give all the credit to the 64 pack of crayons I found. It even had a sharpener.

With the money I saved by not using soap I decided to wetnap myself and treat myself to Erica. I hit up a payphone and called. A few moments of arrangements and we were set.

As always I like to impress so I decided I would do what I could to show her how Slim can wine and dine. I told her I would come and pick her up but then realized I only have a cart. This wouldn't work.

La Caille was too far away so that wouldn't work either. What's a guy to do? Be resourceful and ask if she could pick me up. This cost me another 50 cents at the payphone but it was well worth it.

A few minutes later I was getting picked up in the parking lot of A&W. Could life get any better? As always she was dressed to impress and smelling great as well. I asked for a condo viewing and she said she had one not too far.

Being in from the cold was a bonus and we were on our way for a viewing.

We walked up the flight of stairs and entered the apartment. After a little small talk of about 20 seconds we seemed to both be undressing. This led to some great oral action on the bed. She looked great in her bra and panties. A few minutes more and they were on the floor. I couldn't resist and the next thing you know it wasn't oral anymore. She was on top and we were on our way to a great session.

Very much a GFE. MPOS and a great time was had. I typically would have just the basic viewing but for whatever reason that day I decided for the full meal deal. Sure glad I did.

Just another great time with Erica.





I Am.

For Sale By Owner.

SlimShady.

Old Dog Face
10-11-09, 21:25
http://www.sexyescortads.com/gallery/show_gallery/340450/

Review Title Nice Bum Good Service
Escort Name Jadedangel
Reviewer Old Dog Face
Review Date 09/24/09
Service location and escort contacts
Country Canada
City Calgary
Zip Code T1Y
Agency Independent
Phone 1 (403) 796-5109
Escort appearance Thin spinner type with a nice sexy look.
Escort Gender Female
Race Caucasian
Are the photos real? Yes
Are they a fair representation of the provider? Yes, quite accurate
Build Thin
Age Appearance 26 - 30
Hair Color Brunette
Eye Color Hazel
Breast Size Small
Breast Implants No
Breast Appearance Nice,Youthful
Piercings Tongue;Other
Tattoos A Few on arms and on her back.
Pubic Hair Shaved
Pussy Size (for female providers) Nice sweet and Average.
Overall Appearance. Young thin and sexy.
Services and activities
Social Companionship Yes
Kisses Yes, without tongue
Touch Pussy Yes
Lick Pussy Yes
Full Service Yes
Blowjob Yes, bare
Cum in Mouth No
Anal Yes
Other Services Offered In and Out
Visit details
Date of Visit 09/22/09
Visit Description

Very hot one hour non rushed with lots of interaction. This young sexy hot woman just turned me on with all of her attention and interaction. I just love how she made me feel during this session. Men if you would like to visit a sexy thin spinner with the most tight and beautiful bum then please call Jadedangel. I plan on visiting her as soon as I can. One word that keeps sticking is BUM.

Juicy Details

Her bum is so nice you have to see and touch it to believe it. I highly recommend doggy.

Service Fee $280.00 for the Hr I gave her 3
Tip I gave $20.00
Attitude and service ratings 4 out of 5
Overall Service Rating 4 out of 5
Massage Quality Nil
Session Time Management 4 out of 5
Client Attitude 4 out of 5
Job Attitude 4 out of 5
Hygiene 4 out of 5
Sex Skills 5 out of 5
Would you repeat ? yes and have. 5 out of 5

Slimmest Shady
10-30-09, 07:19
http://www.clubamyanderssen.com/


Needed to get my porn star fix and noticed that Amy was in town. She has been in town before now and then and never had the chance to meet up. Decided this time would be different. I tried to read some reviews of her and found that it her reviews were limited and there were conflicting reviews. Thought I would be a trooper and set up a session.

Setting up a session was fairly easy. She seemed to be a late night type of person so I was able to meet up in the wee hours. I had d/l'ed what videos I could find of her and she seemed to be alright. Her breasts in the video seemed smaller. From reviews it appeared she has had them adjusted.

Either way I was about to find out first hand. Make the call and I'm told of the time/place. How convenient. It's at the 5. I figure I'll just slip in the back door and right up the elevators. No front lobby walk for me.

So a few floors up and I'm taking a right and knocking on the door. She opens the door and I am met with her in a skirt and bra. Of course the bra is straining and I am caught staring. Yep. They are big. Yep. She looks rode hard and put away wet. I was hoping for a look from a video she shot but they must have been done a yr or so ago. She was thinner than the vids and didn't look as rested.

So I shower and then I am in the bedroom where she start to service Fat Frank with a BBBJ. I guess the PSE is about to start and she took it all and got into the BJ and was spitting on my hammer. I liked that.

A few minutes of servicing and then on comes the rubber. We start with doggie with her on the bed and me standing up. Yep. Those tits are big. I look to the side of her breasts and I see an outline of a valve pushing through the skin. I felt a little queasy. I soldiered on trying to ignore it.

A few position changes and I get to feel her not so warm legs and the lovely chaffing of stubbly legs. What a treat. She does get into the PSE act with moaning and rubbing of her junk. I keep getting the odd glance back at the valve and she also is speaking once in awhile. I am too far in to just leave. I can totally understand how others may have lost their soldier at this point. I decide to carry on and just take it for the PSE. I certainly wasn't staying for anything else.

Her voice is just like what others have said. I've heard more feminine moaning from TG's. Not that I would know what they sound like. I'm just saying if I was ever with one that's probably what I would notice.

She was enthusiastic but parts of me have trouble with how genuine it was. I think I wasn't trying to click with her. I was just there for the 'how big are her tits really?' aspect of it. Without the novelty of the huge funrocks I wouldn't have had booked a session.

She seemed nice enough but I think I was just being cordial.

So to recap a little.

Had a pornstar experience. BBBJ, BLS, DT, spitting, MPOS, COB. So that really can't be faulted. She did what I was expecting and was not let down.

Amy was thinner than what I was expecting. Boobs were big. (Duh!) But hard is a freaking understatement. They were like knock knock those are actually bowling balls in there. I don't know what they were filled with. No give at all. Did I mention they were big.

Stubbly legs, the voice was not one that works for me, it would have been nice if she stayed in her outfit. I think it would work better if she left something to the imagination. Those tits look great covered up or in a top but lose some appeal unleashed. Valve was a turn off.


I guess it's one of those times where I can now say I've done it. Nothing more, nothing less.

Sidenote with her hair. It's long. I had a few show up later on. Just be careful. It might be tough to explain that length of bottle blond hair on your clothes or down your pants.



I Am.

99 Luft Ballons.

SlimShady.

In Korea
01-03-10, 14:39
I notice most people in Calgry talk about MP's rather than SW's. Where is the stroll for here? I'd like to drive around and see what is available.

Namssa
02-19-10, 05:03
I notice most people in Calgry talk about MP's rather than SW's. Where is the stroll for here? I'd like to drive around and see what is available.Seems that the street scene in Calgary is pretty much dead.

Guess they have found the internet and Craig's List.

Slimmest Shady
02-22-10, 21:44
Guess who found a free membership?

Yep. I did.

Want to know what I did? I put it to good use. Dialed up 403 355 3333 and hopped on board the crazy ride they call Livelinks.

As you know I have been know to troll Livelinks trying to find that elusive gem. I also troll CL and a few other places but tonight it was Livelinks. Lucky ladies here I come.

I decided to try something out and see what happens. I was given a 2 bedroom apartment for the night. Now when I say 2 bedroom apartment I mean 2 cardboard boxes. Since I only needed one I decided to go into the Slim bag of tricks and pulled out some duct tape and box cutters. Hanging out at the scrapbook store pays off. I soon had a handy gloryhole made out of my second bedroom.

On to Livelinks and it wasn't long before I had someone sending me a message about hooking up. I didn't know there was such a demand for a generous guy.

Call me generous.

I can't remember her name. Perhaps Jasmine? Maybe Danielle? Either way the number to call was 587 999 1560. I was told that she would come out my way for $60. I mentioned that it would be through a gloryhole and at first she was taken back but I think she warmed up to it and thought it would be fun.

She tells me about 30 minutes and she will be there. I get everything ready and light a scented candle and put out the potpourri. I practice my moves. Cock in the hole. Cock sticks out through the hole. Cock in the hole. Cock sticks out through the hole.

Check.

I'm good to go.

I hear her drive up and I'm ready to go. Oh wait I have to pay her first. Hmm how will this work. It's either my cock through the hole or the money? Where's my tape? No that won't work. Alright I just stick the $60 through the hole and she takes the money. I hear it being counted and folded up. Now for my cock through the hole. Ta-da.

She mentions that this is the coolest thing she has done and comments on my member. She starts stroking it and cupping my balls. I'm enjoying this. She asks for a condom and I mention that I didn't have one. She continues to rub my balls and give me a HJ and mentions she has one with the driver. Being the salesmen that I am I up the ante for a BBBJ. I dig up another $15 cash and it it soon being counted and stuffed. I can't believe she had the audacity to tell me that I gave her $5 bills. I know I gave her $5 bills. Jeez the nerve of some people.

Well she put the cash away and started to give me more HJ action. It went on for another moment and I was wondering when it would feel more like a BJ than a HJ. I ask if she is going to put it in her mouth. She mentions that she doesn't do BBBJ in her line of business.

Well I never.

She still manages to cup my balls and give me a HJ. I'm enjoying that but still want the BJ. She mentions that she can go down and get the condom from the driver. Sweet. A few more tugs and ball rubs and I hear her say she will be right back up with the condom.

Sweet!!










I Am.

Still Waiting.

SlimShady.





Video rumoured to be of encounter.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5KE165ZD

Slimmest Shady
02-24-10, 09:34
I was in a funk after breaking up an arrangement I had with a 23 year old girl I met. The previous arrangement was great except it didn't last as long as I wanted and it ended up costing me about as much as it would if I was pooning. So what's a guy to do. Try to find ways to forget about it.

Well I'm pretty good at finding ways to forget and then wouldn't you know it Hotease puts up some pictures of someone that makes it even easier. I usually troll CL or LL looking for deals. Now what is a guy on a budget to do? Contrary to popular belief I'm not a rich guy. Some might say thrifty. Some say frugal. Others just call me cheap. You can call me Slim.

I was actually a little anxious to set up a session being that she was new to the scene and petite. Maybe too anxious. I got two pimples. Not being a Covergirl I didn't know what to do.

I was thinking this.




http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4853202/139888-main_Full.jpg




But somehow ended up like this.




http://www.famouspeople.co.uk/n/images/nelly.jpg





I don't partake much in the escort agency scene. It's too rich for my bottle collecting blood. That and they don't really do outcalls to shopping carts no matter how clean they are. This time I was to make an exception. I dug deep into the pockets and pulled out lint and a few extra dollars.. This went well for me as Hotease was also having a special on today. To add to my luck I also was able to secure another cardboard box that was big enough to make a decent size spot for outcall. I would take my chances when she arrived as to whether she would stay or go. I'll just tell them it's a Pointe Of View Condo.




http://www.blisstree.com/files/69/2007/09/cardboard_house_cover.jpg




A few calls and I was confirmed for a session. I better put out the potpourri.

I've seen the pictures and by the looks of it she's going to be blonde, petite and have a little bit of a curvy ass. That's a good combo in my book.



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The time for my session arrives and we meet at the door and I see that she is as in the pics. Cute, blonde, petite with a curvy ass. Bingo. We have a winner. That and she smells good too.

Well I'm not one to waste time with chit-chat. We say our hello's and then on to the pile of newspapers I laid out that I will call a bed. I use the Calgary Sun as it's much softer than the Herald and it doesn't leave ink stains.


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We take turns undressing. I take off her top and jeans. She then removes my dress and we move back on to the bed with some LFK. This is going good. A little more LFK and then I'm lying on my back and she is straddling my legs and starting the BJ. It's actually quite a good one. Perhaps a little more ball handling and I might have popped. I do suffer from premature encapsulation. Not many times that I say I have had enough of a BJ but I wanted to fuck. So I ask if we could change positions and start.


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Of course Mandi says yes. Well I'm sure not going to let her down. After all she is enthusiastic about everything so far. Not sure how to describe the next part of the session. If you could taste the sweat you would have a much better idea. Let's just say there were MPOS, messed up hair, fair bit of moaning, nail scratching, kissing and that's just what I was responsible for. Mandi seemed to be into just as much as I was.

It was almost my time to go so I used my finishing move and we were both spent. Spent a few minutes freshening up and the hour session was done. I sure do like those wetnaps.


There was something about her I really got into. Perhaps it was her cute looks or the 4'11" and curvy ass. Part of it was that she looked like someone I wanted to see in high school but didn't get around to asking out. Another was the fact that she just looked fun and I'm glad I was able to put it together to see her.

Now I just have to collect more bottles as I dipped into my retirement fund. For a guy who can only afford $40 HJ's this was way out of my spending comfort zone. At least Mandi was well worth it on this one.




I Am.

A Big Fandi of Mandi.

SlimShady.










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South by SW 2
03-28-10, 22:20
I'm staying in Beltline. A couple of times as I was driving home I saw some working girls on 15th Ave SW near 2nd or 3rd ave. It was a little hard to see what they look like with the coats.

Saturday night I took a stroll to find out more. At 11:30 the corner was empty, but when I came back around at 1:30 there was one woman working the middle of the block. Her name was Lisa. Dark complexion, maybe native Indian. Around a 7/10 looks, but a nice attitude. She said she has just lost her cell phone so she had to work the street this weekend. $.6 bj, $1 fs, no anal.

I've seen 2 - 3 around on weeknights, too. Any time after sundown. I'm more into AMPs, but if I do cave in and try one, I'll post a report.

SbySW

Crypton
03-28-10, 22:44
Shady - love your reports. Even though I live no where near Calgary, I will visit this thread just to read your reports. Great work!!

Cheers.

P.S. Amy and the valve. You are joking, right?

Casinibbbj
03-31-10, 06:11
hi fellas..

i just moved into calgary from madrid.. tried some time to check over the local scene but no luck so far. Calgary seems too cold in terms of meat as compared to madrid n barcelona.. tried few hands on craigs but on call dont sound reliable..escorts a way pricey for ma penny..
any guidelines... ? is the craig stuff reliable?

muchas gracias
Casini

Dr X Man
03-31-10, 15:52
Street picks is the best. You get what you see. She is in need of money. Above all from experience CL, MP, escorts walk the streets specially when it is slow. Do you think those girls will sit on their butt waiting for a call if they need money?
MP shift girls walk after 11:00 (when MP's close at least in Edmonton) and as you know not all girls work in MP's.
You might need to spend more time cruising around though.

hi fellas..

i just moved into calgary from madrid.. tried some time to check over the local scene but no luck so far. Calgary seems too cold in terms of meat as compared to madrid n barcelona.. tried few hands on craigs but on call dont sound reliable..escorts a way pricey for ma penny..
any guidelines... ? is the craig stuff reliable?

muchas gracias
Casini

Casinibbbj
04-05-10, 05:53
hola Dr x thanks buddy... well i tried my stuff on that also... its been 3 weeks i scanned across sw n esp 'red mile' ... and all while gt mostly pushy ones and
twice pimps .. thats when i hd to be careful and ask for it..
but anyway easter been a good day for me...got a one L*nda around L*ond*n drugs at red mile. ... 100 for bj and 200 fr full.. i took her for full..
got to my plc ..hd her for 20 mins deep throat and then we finished frm behind.. took another shot ..all in good except no kiss and no dt..a bit of pro..
she said be arnd sex therapy center on fridays...
looking forward to dig more and will post :-)


buenos noches
Casini

Dr X Man
04-06-10, 05:34
You are most welcome. I have not been to Calgary and do not know where is the action.
I have picked a cute escort 1 time from the street and she gave me a deal (as she said!) of 200 at first so I decided to drop her from where I picked her Then she changed her mind and told me that she is on the street because she needs money so bad and she will do it all for 150. I told her if I want these rates I would have stayed home and picked the ones I like. I pick them from the street and I don't pay over 100 for half and half with BBBJ and I work their body well! At last she agreed on $120 and the service was ok CBJ, cow girl, ..I do not remember the details...all I remember is she came and once she came she pushed me and closed her legs. Anyway, she rushed me after that...and I never called her
However, I tried the MP's few times and only when I find a clean, sexy, pretty, with reasonable rates, one that I do not think I'll see her on the street ... I spend <200 but mostly I regret going to MP's though because it's all pink and I could get it twice or more for that rate with more cruising I could even get this sexy.
See my report in Edmonton

hola Dr x thanks buddy... well i tried my stuff on that also... its been 3 weeks i scanned across sw n esp 'red mile' ... and all while gt mostly pushy ones and
twice pimps .. thats when i hd to be careful and ask for it..
but anyway easter been a good day for me...got a one L*nda around L*ond*n drugs at red mile. ... 100 for bj and 200 fr full.. i took her for full..
got to my plc ..hd her for 20 mins deep throat and then we finished frm behind.. took another shot ..all in good except no kiss and no dt..a bit of pro..
she said be arnd sex therapy center on fridays...
looking forward to dig more and will post :-)


buenos noches
Casini

Namssa
04-25-10, 02:01
The street action in Calgary is terrible. Poor girls and if they look a little too good, probably LE.

Some good girls on CL, but lots of problems as usual, scams, rip offs and the like.

The MP's are not great in Calgary and almost like the CL scene.

The Escort Agencies in Calgary are pretty good and 2 or 3 of them are exceptional, not street pricing, but decent and good service.

There are forums out there that cover the Calgary area and indeed all of Alberta. I am not sure if I am allowed to post the names here, so I will not do that.

Dave

Dr X Man
04-27-10, 07:13
You can pm me! I could not pm you.

The street action in Calgary is terrible. Poor girls and if they look a little too good, probably LE.

Some good girls on CL, but lots of problems as usual, scams, rip offs and the like.

The MP's are not great in Calgary and almost like the CL scene.

The Escort Agencies in Calgary are pretty good and 2 or 3 of them are exceptional, not street pricing, but decent and good service.

There are forums out there that cover the Calgary area and indeed all of Alberta. I am not sure if I am allowed to post the names here, so I will not do that.

Dave

Eddie Boo4321
05-02-10, 00:50
You can pm me! I could not pm you.You can find nice street action in downtown Calgary on 3rd ave right in front of FM but becarefull when you deal with them.

Also couple of review board have an exclusive girls you can contact them online.

Kabarnews
05-05-10, 04:03
Has anyone tried the new massage place on 16th Ave & 2A St with the big yellow sign out front - Oriental Massage Therapy?

What services are available? Any names you would recommend?

Byker
05-11-10, 01:14
just a quick report on sweet spa on centre st n.

upon arriving without an appt, i was met by a pretty-but-chunky blonde girl. forget name. who asked if i'd been there before (no), did i want a massage (yes), come on in (ok!).

it was a sunday am 11am, looked like i was maybe the first customer.

i chose the 3/4-hour option at $126, which seemed pricey but i thought initially that this price included all services. i was wrong.

took a quick shower in the room, then laid-down on the table. the massage wasn't even really servicable; it was mostly just touch, no pressure. nice and relaxing, but not theraputic on any level whatsoever. i will say this, however. they use a very good oil there, actual massage oil (grapeseed), not some cheap baby oil shit. felt good on the skin, smelled nice, good touch.

so a bit of teasing, flip over and bit more teasing. i'm rock-hard by this point and there's no doubt what i'm waiting for. that is when she broke out the menu.

$80 for her to get nude, $120 for nude bj, $160 for fs. i chose the bj, but wished there was just a "quick-handjob" option.

anyhow she was very pretty, but nude she. she. she was very pretty in the face. guessing baby damage, and hey i'm no fucking catch either, i'm sure i match her stretch-mark for stretch-mark, so i'm not going to be cruel or even negative about it.

she did a great job on the bj which ended with me blowing in the hat while she stroked me fast and looked quite sweetly in my eyes.

overall a good experience, but not a cheap one. tipping an extra $20, i'd say the experience ended up running at least $80 more than i'd expected or would expect to pay.

dunno if i'll return. it's quite close by for me, but think i'll sample some other venues first.

South by SW 2
06-12-10, 00:21
Has anyone tried the new massage place on 16th Ave & 2A St with the big yellow sign out front - Oriental Massage Therapy?

What services are available? Any names you would recommend?TOFTT on Wednesday. Short version: it's a legit establishment - all rub and no tug. The services are deep tissue and relaxation massage. If you want a happy ending, you have to DIY.

Longer version: You kick off your shoes at the entrance. There were two pairs of men's shoes ahead of me. I was told there was a 15 minute wait. There is a couch to sit on. Prices were $40 for 30 min $55 for 45 and $65 for 60 min.

There were two women working - both mainland Chinese. Distinctly average in looks and figure. Not dressed as provocatively as I would expect in a full-service place, but not in jeans either, so I still had some hope. No money collected in advance. She noted the time on the clock in the room when we started. She automatically assumed I was doing an hour. I only had 45 minutes.

I got Sky who is the manager. She was very talkative and open about the staffing and operations. There are four girls who work there during the day and two in the evening. In the day they have a tall Hong Kong girl and a Thai girl. The evening shift seems to be just the two Chinese. They can get busy right after work on a weekday. But it was empty after I left at 8 PM. You can call ahead.

She gave a very good massage and could obviously apply much more pressure than I could stand. So if having Iron Man giving you a deep tissue massage is your private fantasy, ask for Sky. Touching the provider is OK, but only outside of the underwear. None of her clothing comes off.

At the end I asked if a tug was available and she indicated that she would rub my stomach and thighs while I did the work. I declined and we wrapped up. I showered myself, dried myself off, dressed, and paid. She didn't say anything to make me think it would be different on my next visit.

Clean. Well-run. Good legit massage. They have at least 4 or 5 rooms and a shower. The women I saw were a 6 or 7 /10.

If anyone can recommend a less legitimate oriental place near downtown, I'd like to hear about it.

SbySW

Cayrick
07-15-10, 23:40
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Chymera
07-20-10, 00:39
Does anyone remember a big frizzy haired blond with huge boobs who lived and worked in the ForestLawn area. Her name was Lisa. Met her at the ForestLawn Co-op.

THX

Kabarnews
07-21-10, 07:18
TOFTT on Wednesday. Short version: it's a legit establishment. All rub and no tug. The services are deep tissue and relaxation massage. If you want a happy ending, you have to DIY.

Longer version: You kick off your shoes at the entrance. There were two pairs of men's shoes ahead of me. I was told there was a 15 minute wait. There is a couch to sit on. Prices were $40 for 30 min $55 for 45 and $65 for 60 min.

There were two women working. Both mainland Chinese. Distinctly average in looks and figure. Not dressed as provocatively as I would expect in a full-service place, but not in jeans either, so I still had some hope. No money collected in advance. She noted the time on the clock in the room when we started. She automatically assumed I was doing an hour. I only had 45 minutes.

I got Sky who is the manager. She was very talkative and open about the staffing and operations. There are four girls who work there during the day and two in the evening. In the day they have a tall Hong Kong girl and a Thai girl. The evening shift seems to be just the two Chinese. They can get busy right after work on a weekday. But it was empty after I left at 8 PM. You can call ahead.

She gave a very good massage and could obviously apply much more pressure than I could stand. So if having Iron Man giving you a deep tissue massage is your private fantasy, ask for Sky. Touching the provider is OK, but only outside of the underwear. None of her clothing comes off.

At the end I asked if a tug was available and she indicated that she would rub my stomach and thighs while I did the work. I declined and we wrapped up. I showered myself, dried myself off, dressed, and paid. She didn't say anything to make me think it would be different on my next visit.

Clean. Well-run. Good legit massage. They have at least 4 or 5 rooms and a shower. The women I saw were a 6 or 7 /10.

If anyone can recommend a less legitimate oriental place near downtown, I'd like to hear about it.

SbySWCentre Street North seems to have most of Calgary's Oriental MPs. I think I counted 13 earlier this year. Most seem to be staffed by mainland Chinese women in 35-50 year range. A lot of these women started-out as staff at AA Asia or other places and then decided to move-out on their own. There is huge turn-over, so unless you go regularly it is hard to keep track of all the movement. Legit places include Golden Age & Mays. Full service includes Oceans (good review on another site) AA-Asia & Cleopatra. Most of others are HJ with clothes-off touching to HJ only. Best looking girl is Gina at Diamonds on 16th; she is part owner and eager to please. Quality massage on Centre and branch office next to Shoppers Drugmart on Centre has lots of turnover in mainland Chinese woman, many of whom don't speak english. The ones at Shoppers office seem to be more open to touching. I would avoid New Beauty on Centre as real lousy massage. Apollo massage above grocery store on Centre is good massage but older, lower than average looking masseuse who will do HJ.

I checked-out Oriental Massage on 16th after above review. Waste baskets full of cum tissues; I can't believe guys jerking themselves with stomach rubs. I also had Sky and only got a straight massage. It must be some of the others there? Anyone tried it out?

Chymera
07-21-10, 20:11
Does anyone remember a big frizzy haired blond with huge boobs who lived and worked in the ForestLawn area. Her name was Lisa. Met her at the ForestLawn Co-op.

THXHere is an older picture if anyone remembers her.

Sehns
07-23-10, 19:07
Slim,

Your reviews crack me up. We should get a drink together sometime.

Just wondering what the hell you mean by a valve? Am I missing something here?


http://www.clubamyanderssen.com/

Needed to get my porn star fix and noticed that Amy was in town.

.. I look to the side of her breasts and I see an outline of a valve pushing through the skin. I felt a little queasy. I soldiered on trying to ignore it.
.. Valve was a turn off.

SlimShady.

Jennifertvgirl
07-27-10, 11:05
Can anyone give me some info and advive on which parts of town to cruise for SWs? I'm also curious about t-girls too.

Thanks

Chymera
07-28-10, 23:20
Here is an older picture if anyone remembers her.Maybe someone remembers her.

Slimmest Shady
07-29-10, 09:33
With all this talk of body shampoo and the massage/shampoo combo at Steamsations I decided to try it out and see what the hullabuloo was all about.

They are located at 4908 17th Ave SE right next door to a MoneyMart. I luckily don't need those type of services. Did they have to have the door right next to them though? It's not very discrete. It's a brick wall to your right and the happy folks at MoneyMart staring you down on the left. At least the door has a sign on it.

I meander down International Avenue looking for a cart tie down area. I didn't want to lose it amongst the other commuters. I lock my Club to the push handle and head towards the door. I press the button on my alarm and comfort myself knowing it will be there when I get back.

With a quick stare down from the people at MoneyMart I finally win and head in the Steamsations door. I'm greeted at the door by an older lady. I guess I'm not seeing Meorah. I think I might have seen Bria somewhere else but I didn't see her. So that leaves 3 that it could have been. Maybe I'll ask for a name next time.

I'm led into a room. It's nicely dimmed. The place looks renovated. I'm asked what I would like. I mention the ad on CL. Thinking back to the posts here it was inconclusive as to what the room fee actually includes. Well I'm about to find out. I ask for the body shampoo and pay the door fee mentioning that a quick shampoo would suffice. She takes the money and tells me to get undressed. I could have opted for the massage first. Nope. It's all about the suds.


I hop in the shower area. I'm waiting for the steam. No steam. That's odd. What kind of name is Steamsations without the steam?

No steam for you!!

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Whatever. I'm there for the tugs. So the water gets turned on and I get rinsed off. A sudsing here and some sudsing there. I'm liking this. After about 2 minutes I'm asked what else I would like. At this point I'm thinking that the rate is inclusive. Sweet! She then asks how much I would like to tip.



Wat.

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Wat.


That was kind of quick. I ask if that was all inclusive? She laughs and I counter by mentioning that other MP's are having all inclusive pricing. I drop Sweet Spa as an example has a 15 min/$70 rate. She mentions that will never happen here and that I should go to Sweet Spa. My thought bubble in my head said "Fine. I will." She asks if I was expecting to pay another $20 on top of the door fee and have a HJ. I again mention other places have that in effect. Not quite sure what she said after but the shampoo just ended. Great. Not even 8 minutes into the session and it's already took a dump.

Part of me wanted to just leave. I was sensing something but being the trooper that I am felt I was entitled to the finishing of the massage portion. I hopped on the table and was given a light to medium massage for about 10 minutes. Was hoping for some teasing to help me justify a last minute tip. Nope. Wasn't happening. For the $60 it was going to cost me on top of the already paid $50 it was going to be $110 all in. I could just get dressed and head on to Sweet Spa and get somebody hopefully younger for only $10 more.

I get dressed and we say our sweet goodbyes and I'm cast back into the darkness. The darkness that is my life. Well ok. It wasn't that gloomy. Things were looking up. It was only a bus ride and a transfer and I would be at Sweet Spa getting my $70 massage and tug all inclusive


So there you have it.

The $50 door fee is just that. A door fee. The rooms were clean. Place is newer. It's up to you to decide if that fee is acceptable. I enjoy the shampoo but I think that I would pass on repeating.

Tipping started at $60 for just a tug. Door fee is separate and on top of the tip.



I Am.

SteamShady.

Slimmest Shady
07-29-10, 09:36
After a posting hiatus for no reason other than laziness I thought I would go out and see what I could get myself into. Perhaps going back to my roots and kick it old school. Well for me that would be a one room school with a slate and having to ride a horse to school uphill both ways and when the horse got tired I had to carry it.

But back to the trouble I like to get into. I found another free trial to LiveLinks so I dialed it up. For those that don't know it's 403 355 3333. You are on your own to find the free trials. Spent some time thinking of an ad that would draw the ladies in from near and afar. Wasn't too long and I was reeling them in. That and the fact there were only 2 local ladies on. I thought I would try my luck with Veronica.

Said she was 25, 110lbs and 5'10" and Chilean with long black hair. Said she was attractive and she could hold a conversation without gaps and with good grammar. This could be a start. Bantered back and forth and finally set up a time/place. It was an apt.complex in Inglewood. I've had some good times in Inglewood apts. so why not?

I'm given the address and make my way north to Inglewood with the address and directions she gave me. As I get closer I come to the realization that the address isn't really to an apt. complex but actually to an old folks home. This was strange. This would be new. All I could think of was Golden Girls. That and Mona from Who's The Boss?

So I quickly call and she explains that she is just watching the place for her mom. Who am I to judge? I buzz the number and I'm in the door. There is that old folks smell. That and the walkers and wheelchairs. I guess I can blend in with my cart. Stealth Slim. Stealth. The Master of Disguise.

Up the elevator with Mortimer and Randolph. A little chat with some friendly chaps and I'm on the required floor. I was wondering why pork bellies were dropping in price.

I knock on the door and I'm let in by Veronica. She seems alright. She wasn't 5'10" she was more of 5'1". Well that was an ok surprise. I must have not heard her right. Either way she was alright looking. Had that Chilean look. 25 would be about right. Had a black minidress on. She did look like she has had children. She did have a little in the middle. No problem. The donation was left on the table. 1/2 and 1/2 for 100 Alex.

I got undressed and soaked in the surroundings. It was an older folks apt. that's for sure. The table. The doilies. The TV set. Was that a Victorola??
There were pictures of grandchildren and family photos. I'm going to lose my erection. Oh wait she has my johnson in her mouth. That's much better. I slowly block all those things out. Except for this one dude. He had long hair, a robe and he had his arms out. Jesus Christ would you stop staring at me?


After some oral action with no ball cupping I asked for her to go on top. She mentioned she doesn't go on top. Well....... I never. Ok. We decide on another position. Missionary. Yep. The old go to position. Who doesn't want to do that marvel of ecstasy?


So after awhile of mish. I mix it up and do legs up. Legs down. And back with legs up. I'm good at what I do. The whole time eyes are closed. Hers. Not mine. That's fine she wasn't bad to look at in the the face area. She had nice features and was moaning nicely. I liked that. Now that baby bump area is where I averted my attention from just accentuated the positive. Kept on using my moves. I looked back and I swear Jesus had turned his head.

I rotated a few more positions to stretch out my pooning dollars. Decided that the heat in the room and all the old lady knick knacks were wearing thin and decided to pop. Loaded up the condom the only way I know how. Laid there exhausted for a minute and then got up to clean my willy. Nothing like using Grandmas bathroom to wash up. Who keeps old Avon containers anyway?

A quick rinse and I'm dressed and out the door.

Was decent VFM. $100 for the package deal was good. It wasn't a 15 minute quickie and she didn't really limit it to a time but for the session. Makes me think she's just a non-pro looking for a buck or two when needed. She never took her minidress off. Just hiked it up so I can't comment much more than that. Not a bad time but probably wouldn't repeat.

Jesus would have wanted that way.



I Am.

Sure He Was Looking At Me.

SlimShady.

Dr X Man
07-29-10, 19:35
You might have made money! I picked this great looking girl and nice body. Once she is in my car I can tell she is old. She says she is 31 however she told me her daughter is 18. Anyways she did all positions and was enjoying it (told her won't charge you for enjoying). 70 for half and half. I would not repeat either


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Up the elevator with Mortimer and Randolph. A little chat with some friendly chaps and I'm on the required floor. I was wondering why pork bellies were dropping in price.

I knock on the door and I'm let in by Veronica. She seems alright. She wasn't 5'10" she was more of 5'1". Well that was an ok surprise. I must have not heard her right. Either way she was alright looking. Had that Chilean look. 25 would be about right. Had a black minidress on. She did look like she has had children. She did have a little in the middle. No problem. The donation was left on the table. 1/2 and 1/2 for 100 Alex.
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A quick rinse and I'm dressed and out the door.

Was decent VFM. $100 for the package deal was good. It wasn't a 15 minute quickie and she didn't really limit it to a time but for the session. Makes me think she's just a non-pro looking for a buck or two when needed. She never took her minidress off. Just hiked it up so I can't comment much more than that. Not a bad time but probably wouldn't repeat.

Jesus would have wanted that way.



I Am.

Sure He Was Looking At Me.

SlimShady.

Jennifertvgirl
08-03-10, 02:07
I know this is not everyones cup of tea but any knowledge of shemale hangouts in Calgary?

South by SW 2
08-21-10, 07:53
While I was looking for parking in Beltline I saw a unobtrusive massage parlor on 18th St SW between 4th and 5th Ave. It just said Mirage Massage - no signs for manicures or insurance accepted.

I made a note of it and stopped back a few days later. The front door is not too exposed. As soon I opened the door, I saw some of the usual Asian decor. So far, so good.

The woman who greeted me was Chinese, maybe 5'5" and wearing a jogging suit, so my first thought was, "Great. Another legit massage joint." I took a shower and she changed into a more revealing outfit, so I upped my chances of getting something to 80%.

She was cute in a girl next door if you lived in Shanghai kind of way. Slender to the point of skinny - which works for me.

I only opted for a 30 min massage and we chatted while I got a very desultory back massage. At the 25 min mark I flipped over and she asked if I would like any extras. I asked what was on the menu and she mimed HJ, BJ and FS. I indicated FS and she said another girl would provide that. I opted for a BJ from her instead. Bird in hand and all that. She wanted 1.8, but settled for 1.2.

She collected the money and went out. She returned with a condom and even less clothing. It was ok to touch her breasts and body outside her panties. She did an effective CBJ.

The warm washcloth at the end was a nice touch.

Overall, the woman had a nice personality, but it was rather pricey. It is my only Calgary AMP data point to date, so I don't know if that price is typical. I'll keep it as a fall back and try some others.

SbySW

South by SW 2
08-21-10, 08:05
Centre Street North seems to have most of Calgary's Oriental MPs. I think I counted 13 earlier this year. Most seem to be staffed by mainland Chinese women in 35-50 year range.

Thx for all the great info, Kabarnews. I'll try some of those and look for some new places, too.

I don't think I would have gone to Oriental Massage on 16th after reading my own review, but it's good to have confirmation.

SbySW

Althemaf
08-25-10, 12:08
I had the opportunity to meet Lana. I found her to be warm, classy, soft spoken and free of drama. Very feminine and like it have been said she knows how to please and tease. When I saw her, I knew I had to take her options. Very good options! Her BBBJ is great and her DFK is even better. Very nice pussy! She have the angelic face to hurt and the body of a devilish queen to drive insane. Definitely worth the money spent on her. Lana is an awesome provider and she is guenine.

Old Dog Face
09-11-10, 22:46
First off Heavenly Angel (Jadedangel). Is a Sex Escort in Calgary Alberta and I was one of her clients.

At 10:00 hrs on Tuesday 4 of May 2010 I had a pre-arranged appointment with Allison for a sex date for money the appointment was set for one hour at a cost of $280.00 plus a $20.00 tip.

This pre-arranged date was confirmed the day before. Heavenly Angel was known as Jadedangel on the Sexy Escorts Ads Web Page as Jadedangel. I had many dates with her in the past with no problems and I was happy with her services however this date was different. I arrived on time to her in call location I phoned in to her home and got no response so I waited and tried again. I then knocked on her door to see if she was in and she answered the door and let me in. She was not dressed for the date. She disrobed and went for a shower and came down to her room. I gave her $300.00 and she laid down on her bed and passed out. I asked her she was ok and she said yes she could provide me with the services I paid for. I got undressed but she passed out again. I was at a loss of what to do and I left her home and my $300.00 was left behind. I called her about two hours after to check on her and she apologized to me and promised to make up the date. I was relived that she would do that and wasn’t worried about the money at this time. On the Sunday 6 of May she sent me a text message saying, “sweetie I’m home alone” and “would you like to see me”. I said yes and arrived at her in call.
I thought I was getting my make up date! On my way I stopped at the liquor store and bought a bottle of Vodka that she requested. As soon as arrived she opened the bottle of Vodka and started drinking right out of the bottle. Instead of going to her room she went to the living room. She had some issues to get off of her chest and she told me all the stories about her life. This took a lot of time. She received a call that some fellow is coming to pick her up and that forced me to leave.

No offer of a refund and no date!

I’m very frustrated by this incident.

Will not repeat a visit.

I feel I was scammed out of my money.

Cgyguy
09-19-10, 02:25
I have been frequenting various Calgary MPs for about 4 years now, wanted to share my experiences.

First place I ever went to was Ambience Massage on MacLeod Trail & 75th avenue. Its at the very end of a strip mall with a Mr. Sub and then a car garage repair shop next to it. Intersection to get into the parking lot is kinda confusing. I don't go there anymore as it as gone downhill with the quality of girls there, but a few years ago it was great. When I first started going there were a number of really cute girls, one of them an Asian-Canadian, can't remember her name, I thought it was Bambi, but Bambi turns out to be another girl there. Allowed for a lot of touching etc. Place is clean and well kept, but like I said the quality of girls there has gone downhill.

Been to Sweet Spa a few times earlier this year and last year. They seem to be short staffed at the moment, I check there website about once a week to see if there are any new girls. Apparently quite a few of them now work at Steamsations (Kylie, Haylee, Mariah). Don't know what happened for all three girls to up and leave Sweet Spa but I guess things are different at Steamsations. Sweet spa is really great, very clean, I love how the girls all walk around there barefoot (bit of a foot fetishist, lol) and usually answer the door with not much on. Had some really good experiences with Shannon and Jamie, but they sadly don't work there anymore. Shannon was a white girl with a good body. Stunning eyes, smelled good, allowed me to get very comfortable with her. Only saw Jamie once and it was amazing, found out we actually went to the same high school (different years though haha). She was a tiny Asian 18-19yr old. Gave an excellent massage and HJ with prostate massage also. The next time I went back though, found out she wasn't there anymore.

Went to Steamsations one time this summer and was not impressed. I read another review on here about Steamsations and have to say I agree. They advertise a lot on CL but its not worth it. Got there was greeted by an older lady (Meeko was her name? defintely didn't look like a Meeko). Proceeded to get a massage but was very uncomfortable, especially with her talking so much about random things. Was not feeling it at all. Got so bad that I actually jumped off the table and left. I quckly threw my shorts and t-shirt back on and headed for the door. She was surprised and pleaded for me to stay but I told that this just wasn't right. Maybe now that there are other, younger girls like Kylie from SweetSpa it could be different but I don't think I'll go there again. Also its so far out of the way!

One good place I've been to a few times is in a mall behind the Glenmore Inn on Glenmore Trail SE. I think its called Island Beach Massage or something like that. They have palm trees on their sign. Its an Asian place, been there with Jackie 3 times and another older Asian woman twice. Defintely prefer Jackie. She is philipino and actually also works at Ambience Massage (she's the only good girl at that one). She will let you do almost anything to her. Very affordable prices there too. $30 for half hour, HJ is $80-$100, nude HJ is $120. Go for the nude with Jackie, skip it on anyone else. No FS offered there, but Jackie does offer it at Ambience (weird).

Finally Ambrosia International downtown on 4th Avenue & Centre is really good. Its on the 2nd floor of an office building right above TD Canada Trust. An Asian place with a few women there. The owner is the best by far though, though hard to understand she gives a great massage and extras. Pretty clean place.

Slimmest Shady
10-28-10, 07:04
FRIDAY~~INCALLS~~SEXY and FUN~~ - w4m - 29 (NW CAL 10 MINS FROM DT)
Date: 2010-10-15, 12:53PM MDT
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I AM AVAILABLE FOR INCALLS {every BUSINESS DAY from 8:45am untill 5:15pm**

I have long dark brown hair with blue eyes
I am 5/5 and 115 lbs
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Of course you know I'm bound to troll CL once in awhile. Seems I'm out of Livelink minutes so a guy has to try somewhere. So try I did. I've seen Shelly's ad for a bit and thought for the 15 minutes special how bad can it be? I'm always one to try new things out so off I went.

I managed to use the courtesy phone at a hotel I snuck into but all it would do is call a cab. I had to pony up some loose change and soon I was dialing her number. Messed up the first time and boy was I pissed. I hadn't even seen her and I was down 70 cents. Luckily she answered and it didn't go to voicemail.

She said she was available right away and I said sure. She offered stockings. I said sure. Are you generous? I said sure. Well kind of anyway. Generous with my time. All 15 minutes of it. A guy on a budget has to watch his pennies.

Heading to her incall location off Center Street and 20-something Ave NW I get the feeling I've been here before. I quick bearing check and I correct myself. Nope. Haven't been to this place. I walk up the crooked sideway blocks on what appears to be a funhouse yard. Who put these in anyway? Luckily I had the skills of a mountain goat. Sidewalk conquered. Whoa. What's that? A window well? Lucky it's daytime and that window well is no match for my daytime vision. Danger averted.

The side door appears to be open. I poke my head in and notice that there are 3 units. Hmmm. She just mentioned side door. Well I'm at the side door. Now what? I quietly knock. Tap tap tap. No one answers. I wonder if I should just get going. I knock again. Tap TAP tap. Nothing. I'm just about to turn around and leave. Shelly says hello and pokes out around the basement corner and says come on down.

Well I guess I'm into it now. I venture down. Noting the drywall and how it has that not really kept up look. Or the torn linoleum. Maybe it will be better inside. Whew! It was. What a great looking ashtray. That is a magnificent amount of cigarette butts. And that carpet. I love what you did with the stains.

She asks how long I would like to stay. I figure I'm good at 15. Fifteen it is. I place my months collections on the table. Trying to find a place it won't stick to.

Shelly according to her CL ad places her at 29. I'm thinking maybe in the 90's she was. Not today. Her picture looks better than what was in front of me. Since I'm not humping her picture I have to settle for the real thing. I'm shown to a small bedroom with a futon kind of super single. Ahhhhh. Fit for a king I say as I take off my Armani suit. Did I say Armani? I meant Army and Navy. They have such good sales.

I fold it neatly on the floo....chai....dresse......no. I try to find a clean spot. Oh there one is. I luck out once again.

Shes says she would like to start with missionary. OMG! My favourite. Nobody ever wants to do that. How did I luck out today? On with the hat and then a smattering of lube on her cha cha and I'm in. Wow the stubble on her legs feels refreshing today. I do my thing. I get my freak on. I worked it. I flipped it and reversed it.

That's my version of another position was had. Why have one when you can have 2? Like I said. I lucked out today. I managed to get my balls rubbed too. I asked her politely and she obliged. That and the fact her hand was always near my cock preventing me from bottoming out. I might as well put her hand to good use. Maybe she didn't want the condom coming out. I was nearing the end of my time limit so I decided to do the unthinkable. Yes. I asked her to change position. Wait for it. Wait for it......doggie style. I even stood up.

So I get my rhythm going and I'm about to pop. You know sometimes when you are going at it and you slip and it comes out. Well this time I did that just as I was about to release the Kraken she had her hand on my cock/condom. As it slipped out she had the condom held and as it pulled out the condom was left behind. I nutted right then and there in midair. She's bent over doggie style holding the base of the condom. I'm standing like the geyser at Yosemite spraying my man milk on her back, my hand, the sheets, and the floor.

I don't think an oops will cover this. Maybe a towel.

Maybe.

I let her tend to her end. No way I'm yanking that out. I have my own mess to clean up. Lucky there was facecloths around stacked surprisingly neat on the dresser. I wipe up and get dressed. She does her thing and puts the bag in the trash. I can only think to myself....that was the weirdest thing to happen in awhile.

I put on my shoes and head back upstairs and head out the still open door.





I Am.

SlipShady.

Slimmest Shady
10-28-10, 07:05
New and dazeling in town 18 Punker English - w4m - 18 (outcalls only )
Date: 2010-10-27, 6:01PM MDT
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hey hows it going i am a good looking punk rocker
born in england raised here in canafa 18
mohawk hazel eues 12 tattoes nose pierced 90 pounds
adorablke fun loving and free ...loves to please trease and have fun ...
I am avalible now looking to do car dates tonight ...
403 305 6816
no restricted calls please
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I've seen the ads for a couple weeks and finally decided to venture out of the sheltered life I live. I read the ad and noticed that she does cart dates. I only found out later that this was a typo.

Setting it up was easy. A few texts back and forth and I was given a general area to meet. 14 St and 64 Ave NW. This was going to take a C-Train ride and a bus transfer but I'm sure I could manage. My cart folds up quite nicely.

I pick her up and strap her in so she doesn't fall out. She told me what she looks like so I wouldn't miss her. I guess with a Mohawk you could get mistaken for someone else. Well she did have a Mohawk that's for sure.

She did have a punk rock look I guess. I guess I was expecting more of a goth rocker look. It ended up being mix of a punk rocker and Q-Bert. I thought of leaving when she was walking up but she did have this look of misguided youth to her. So I soldiered on like The Dead Milkmen.

We found a decent place in the parking lot just south of the Calgary Winter Club. It seemed pretty safe but all the cars looked exactly the same. If I could read I would have read the logo on the cars.

So to the back of the cart we go. We agreed on a BBBJTCWS for 100. She didn't do it that often but I had my Make-A-Wish Foundation card with me and the deal was sealed.

The BJ wasn't fantastic. More experience and perhaps it would be better. She was about 90lbs. She had a decent bra on and there was a good views of her tits. They were in and out depending on the positions we exchanged.

I mentioned to her to try the BJ a certain way to expedite things. That seemed a little better. She worked it so I could finish. I mentioned that I was ready and she was only was able to take 1/2 of it. The other just made a mess on my cart.

I give her credit for trying. Sometimes I carry a loaded gun. A clean up of things and I'm off dropping her off.

Not a horrible experience. The Mohawk/young/punk thing was different. If you ever wanted oral from a chick with a shaved head there you go. Unless you saw Pam when she didn't have her wig on....but that's another time.


I Am.

Wanted To Be Sedated.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
10-28-10, 07:07
!"#!$sexy NEW BLONDIE SEXY "#$" FRESH - w4mw - 20 (CALGARY)
Date: 2010-10-14, 12:05AM MDT
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I am new to this guys i dont know much!

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im 5 3 125 pounds,

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Saw the picture and set up a time through text. Easy location near Motel Village. Looking at the pic you would think to yourself 'who wouldn't want to fuck that' Well me too. That's why I set up a time to see her.

It wasn't the classiest place. I'm not the classiest guy so I fit in quite nicely. She was asking 150 for 1/2. Being in a hurry I took the 15/120. I got there and the room was messy and reeked of fast food. She looked heavier than the pics. She got undressed and I knew why. Major baby damage. What a bummer. She was really cute. I left the money already and now she said that she didn't do oral and wouldn't go on top. Great.

Ding ding ding. We have a winner. So I suit up with her supplied condom. I did it myself. I can't remember what position we started with. I think it might have been mish. She had a cute face and it was nice to look at. I dared not look elsewhere or the chub would be lost forever. Funny thing was we got into it and she seemed to like it. I too seemed to like it as I focused on the good things. Her hair was nice. She made sounds like she was enjoying it and she had a cute face. I could concentrate on that. I could think back to where she looked like in the picture. I can make this work.

I changed a few positions to finish up with my signature finishing move.

A few minutes later and I was done. The room was hot and we both were sweaty. This was good as there was nothing really offered to clean up with. A Wendy's napkin perhaps. I knew KFC had a good thing with their naps. I did my best to clean up with the napkin. I made sure it was a fresh one.

Nothing like yellow bits of Wendy's napkin sticking to your johnson.

I don't know if she is in town anymore. She had a cute look to her but that's where it stopped. Too much baby damage for this guys old ticker. Oddly I had fun.



I Am.

A Fan of Dave Thomas.

SlimShady

Dr X Man
10-30-10, 15:59
Funny and thanks for sharing.
You might be trying to make fun but I did not get this! What's a cart date? I know car dates and her ad included car dates not cart.
I thought it's a typo then I found you have used public transportation!


:::::::::::
Setting it up was easy. A few texts back and forth and I was given a general area to meet. 14 St and 64 Ave NW. This was going to take a C-Train ride and a bus transfer but I'm sure I could manage. My cart folds up quite nicely.

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Slimmest Shady
11-07-10, 05:16
Stopped by as I was in the area. All the other MP's nearby were busy it seemed so I ventured in.

Was met by Titi. She was Asian late 20's maybe a little over 5ft and 105lbs or so. Decent enough. Felt like sticking around.

Normal rates it seemed for the 1/2 hour. Just decided to leave $100 on the table and see what transpired.

I get undressed and onto the table I go. She puts a cd in of some Thai music. I lay back and relax. The massage was good. The CD she put in plays a Thai song singing of the homeland. Some of it is in English. It plays again. It must be on repeat. I get my massage and turn over after the 7th time I hear the song.

By the 3rd one I was wondering if she would notice. At about the 6th I didn't care.

She finishes with a happy ending and I'm soon getting wiped down with some hot wet towels.


Google Map link.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?client=opera&q=1412+edmonton+trail+ne&oe=utf-8&ie=UTF8&hl=en&hq=&hnear=1412+Edmonton+Trail+NE,+Calgary,+Division+No.+6,+Alberta&ll=51.064657,-114.056252&spn=0.006877,0.019119&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.06472,-114.056242&panoid=Xy6WAEspVpsQK5FMvsYr4A&cbp=12,70.29,,0,2.37


I Am.

Stuck On Loop.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
11-07-10, 06:53
Located in the parking lot of the Glenmore Inn.

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So this isn't a duo. But I did venture twice to Island Massage. The first time I saw Tina.

She was what I thought was Thai and had a great time. 30 bucks for the 1/2 hour and I was getting a really good massage with lots of oil and pressure and some teasing. One of the better massages I had in awhile. I opted for a topless/russian combo thing. I think I paid another 80-90 for that.

Great massage and good release. I would repeat and I did.

Came back and Tina wasn't working but Leena was working. Thai as well I think. Who knows?? Us Asians all look the same. I get mistaken all the time. No biggie. Anyway same deal for the 30 minutes. I pay my 30 and I'm naked on the table. This massage was slightly lighter but still good.

The flip was the best part. I wanted the topless but she upsold me on the body slide. Sure glad she did. 140 was the fee.

Next thing you know I'm all greased up. She's all greased up. I'm getting rode like a Slip-N-Slide. She has the oil bottle out. Not one but two. Spraying me. Spraying her. Like 2 six shooters at her side she is making sure it's slippery. Slippery it was. She had her body on mine and gave me a real good body job. No hands were used in this release. Just some old fashioned grinding.

I'm surprised no ducks were harmed in this oiling.

I Am.

In Full Support of the Oilsands.

SlimShady.

Cgyguy
12-16-10, 18:19
All of you reading this forum need to go check out Elbow Massage at 210, 8408 Elbow Drive SW. SW corner of Elbow Drive and Heritage Drive SW, on the second floor. They have ads in the paper all the time promising "beautiful asian girls", and wow, they are not kidding.

I have been this twice this week with two absolutely stunningly gorgeous little asian things. They are completely uninhibited and will pretty much let you do anything to them.

I highly recommend you check them out! Its a great place they've got too. Very cozy, clean and comfortable. These girls are amazing and prices are reasonable. Its my new favorite place. Go check them out, you will not be disappointed!

Beller Ophon
12-26-10, 02:15
I wonder if a lot more girls are going to be working the streets coming up now that CL has been shut down. It was generally assumed that Craigslist was a big reason the street scene has died in a lot of cities, Vancouver and Calgary for sure, so we'll see if it goes in reverse (at least for a little while).

I've seen two CL replacements recently:

www.duttslist.com

And Back Page Calgary.

Neither has near the volume of CL yet, so I guess we'll have to see if one really takes off.

Dr X Man
12-28-10, 06:01
It picked up in Edmonton.


I wonder if a lot more girls are going to be working the streets coming up now that CL has been shut down. It was generally assumed that Craigslist was a big reason the street scene has died in a lot of cities, Vancouver and Calgary for sure, so we'll see if it goes in reverse (at least for a little while).

I've seen two CL replacements recently:

www.duttslist.com

And Back Page Calgary.

Neither has near the volume of CL yet, so I guess we'll have to see if one really takes off.

Endoe
05-09-11, 02:39
Which place has the best quality girls?

Daevidj
07-07-11, 06:07
Stopped by as I was in the area. All the other MP's nearby were busy it seemed so I ventured in.

Was met by Titi. She was Asian late 20's maybe a little over 5ft and 105lbs or so. Decent enough. Felt like sticking around.

Normal rates it seemed for the 1/2 hour. Just decided to leave $100 on the table and see what transpired.

I get undressed and onto the table I go. She puts a cd in of some Thai music. I lay back and relax. The massage was good. The CD she put in plays a Thai song singing of the homeland. Some of it is in English. It plays again. It must be on repeat. I get my massage and turn over after the 7th time I hear the song.

By the 3rd one I was wondering if she would notice. At about the 6th I didn't care.

She finishes with a happy ending and I'm soon getting wiped down with some hot wet towels.

Google Map link.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?client=opera&q=1412+edmonton+trail+ne&oe=utf-8&ie=UTF8&hl=en&hq=&hnear=1412+Edmonton+Trail+NE,+Calgary,+Division+No.+6,+Alberta&ll=51.064657,-114.056252&spn=0.006877,0.019119&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.06472,-114.056242&panoid=Xy6WAEspVpsQK5FMvsYr4A&cbp=12,70.29,,0,2.37

I Am.

Stuck On Loop.

SlimShady.The place is in the same location but is now called Mayfair Massage. There is a parking lot on the south side. I saw a Chinese woman perhaps ealry 30s with a very nice body, slim but firm, with long beautiful dark hair in a Cleopatra type cut. She is very nice and gives a good massage followed by. Whatever you want CBJ, HJ, FS.

All in all it was a very good experience and I will go back.

Cdude
09-06-11, 15:58
I am a bit confused about all the street action reports.

I was there for a week or so and I had great luck on the streets.

Maybe it is how I go about it. I do not ask the rates ever. I get out of the pick up area and then give them the amount I plan to spend. They sometimes ask for more and I say sorry and then we get down to business. So, while I was there I did not pay more than I do in any other city. I was happy with the service I received. One was about a 10 for the streets.

Good luck out there.

Pstar
09-24-11, 03:42
I am a bit confused about all the street action reports.

I was there for a week or so and I had great luck on the streets.

Maybe it is how I go about it. I do not ask the rates ever. I get out of the pick up area and then give them the amount I plan to spend. They sometimes ask for more and I say sorry and then we get down to business. So, while I was there I did not pay more than I do in any other city. I was happy with the service I received. One was about a 10 for the streets.

Good luck out there.So where is the SW scene in Calgary? Most recent posts on location is over 18 months old. Can you expand on where you were looking?

ChetanisThick1
11-10-11, 22:47
Hi all.

New here. Getting excited already. Would like to know if anybody know of single moms who are interested in making extra buck while also making me happy. Let me know.

Chetanisthick

Rafimlech
02-17-12, 23:58
Does anyone know any good asian massage locations or amateur escorts?

Cdude
04-11-12, 05:03
So where is the SW scene in Calgary? Most recent posts on location is over 18 months old. Can you expand on where you were looking?It is not my town (so I didn't see your post) but I went the same places you saw on the board that were 18 months old. Local people may know more but being no one answered in 6 months I suggest that there is nothing new. I did not see anyone downtown when I was looking only in the other areas mentioned.

Foxwilly
05-26-12, 03:42
Lately my favourite girls in Calgary are Incall girls. SW are hard to find in Calgary. Or at least have been lately.

Aubreyxxx and Karadoll are my 2 favs on the go at the moment and I have repeated with both. Both treat me like awesome personal friends.

Canadaadultfun is the local review site where these girls can be looked up.

Alberta Cowboy
11-09-12, 10:18
SW tend to hang out in Forest Lawn, the Beltline, and Downtown near Eau Claire.

In Forest Lawn, the area is bordered by 36th St SE to the west. 19th Ave SE to the south. 16 Ave Se to the north, and the Industrial Area near the T & C to the east. Most of the action seems to be around 17th, near 7-11 and the Tim Hortons. Girls are almost always sketched out, and drug addicts.

In the Beltline, the SW's can be found on 14th and 15th Ave SW, between Macleod Trail and 4th St SW. Some are not bad, but many are the same as Forest Lawn.

In Downtown, try the area south of the Eau Claire mall. The best looking girls hang out here, and from what I have been told, are also the most expensive.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 21:18
http://www.foxyroxi.com/home.html

i saw roxi's site on and off for the last week or so. thought the great ass and fishnets were a turn-on. didn't pay too much attention about setting up a session until we met up in flashchat. the $200 for 1/2 hour is out of my price range on my pension. a conversation was started and soon my interest was standing at attention.

having a good week with the new milk container refunds i thought i would pony up full price and set something up with her. this was made easy by flashchat. a little bit of bantering and teasing and the next thing i know i'm heading out the door to meet her.

meet her i did. not incall and not outcall. i'm not sure what you might call it. let's just say it was a great little adventure. when we spoke we discussed where we should meet and the thought of outside was brought up. i suggested to bring a blanket. a place was set and i was on my way.

silly me forgets the blanket so i decide to stop at the 24hr walmart to pick one up instead of turning around. i'm glad that one cashier was working that night or it would have took me 3 hours instead of 2 to go through the line-up.

i get out of walmart and make a quick call to let her know i'm running a few minutes behind. she says no problem and lets me know she is there and can wait. i hurry along with my new blanket and carry on.

she sounded quite sweet on the phone and i couldn't wait to see what lay ahead. i saw where she had parked and i was quickly locking the cart blanket in hand. a little introduction and we were walking to the park to find a spot. it felt like a date where you were trying to find a spot to make out. it was a feeling that you can't really describe. awkward yet exciting filled with anticipation.

it took a few minutes but soon we were able to find a spot near a tree that had some streetlight shining down so we weren't in total darkness. the light of the night made everything a little surreal. roxi was like that gf that you knew you were going to make out with and you were going to see how far you could get with that night.

i was not dissappointed. she was cute and sweet. roxi looked just like the pictures. she wore the fishnets from one of the pictures from her site along with a miniskirt and top. she looked great in them. the skirt and top were later removed for the festivities.

after placing the blanket down we both layed down and the next thing you know i was having a great time with her. not even the odd mosquito or car that seemed to stop 20 feet away could put a damper that night it was quite simply the best gfe experience i have had. now some might judge a gfe to different standards but this one was like that date that you did everything right and you scored.

i think the only thing that may have been missing would have been the dinner and movie before hand. with the gfe, dfk, mpos and the honest sincerety i couldn't have asked for a better time. roxi has this unjaded innocence that just leaves me speechless.

we finished up and i collected my blanket being careful to fold it so i can put it back in the package and return it. i walked her back and gave a goodnight kiss and we went our ways.

it really is experiences like this that make this hobby rewarding. they often aren't all at this level but when they do happen you really appreciate them for what they are.

i am.

keeping the blanket.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 22:03
CL Riley.

CL Ginger.

Saw both at different times. Great VFM on the 15 min service. 1/2 and 1/2. Both had accurate pics. Nice and clean. Will repeat for the quickies.

CL Joy.

Accurate pics. Nice bolt-ons on an older lady. Clean and wears outfits which is hot. Great VFM at $100/15.

Livelinks

One named Angel in an apartment 1/2 way up Edm Tr. On west side. Sounded hot / strung out. Bartered a decent rate over the phone. Got there and walked in. She was behind the door and closed / locked it behind me before I could get a look. Wish I didn't. Slim Native. Not sure if she had all teeth. Tried to leave but she mentioned that I was wasting her time and needed some donation for her trouble. I negotiated to a 20 buck HJ with facial ending. Glad to be out of there.

Another one can't remember the name. Ph# 403 903 4958 Said she was decent and had spandex. I get there she is older and wearing cotton pants. Not even close. We had agreed on greek for a decent price. Tried it but my rail spike was to big. Had a very mediocre FS and ended with a facial and a linoleum glazing. Glad to be out of there.

Another LL one I didn't remember the name of. A black chick for $150. Had a nice place off of 20th Ave NW. Decent 1/2 1/2. Was visiting friends. Had long black hair which was great when I found one in the shower at home. Not cool.

Sweet Spa Mariah.

$70 HJ and 15 min Massage. Good VFM for a quick tug. Wanted to see her fake funbags. I liked and threw down an additional 40 bucks. What can I say. I'm a high roller. Would repeat.

Hanson. That pop group that sang 'Mmmbop'

They were on tour and I slept with the girl from Hanson.

Rub and Tug Place on 17th across from Cash Convertors on lower level. Ad on CL 403 452 8999.

Had a special with no room fee. Just pay for tip. Min 60 bucks. Went for the 1/2 hr massage and tug. Great VFM. Felt generous and tipped 20 or 40 for topless. Can't remember. Good VFM with waived / reduced room fee.

Northland Health Massage Center or whatever.

Stopped in had a decent 20something asian girl. Much better talent than the older ones that were there previously. Had a decent massage and HJ for 100. Rooms were nicer. She say you too big. I say keep stroking. Popped and wiped up and left. May repeat if the rates were lower. Not sure if the quick $40 HJ's are available anymore.

Mango

Had an ok time. Nothing over the top. Good effort. Felt it to be average VFM.

CL Jill BBBJ ad.

The one with the playincalgary email addy. BBBJ for $35 or $40. Good VFM. Great effort. Even saw her as a duo with a Jane.

I Am.

Needing Some Excitement.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 22:08
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she is advertising on cl and noticed that she was available and having a special.

special?

yes. a special. like a moth to a flame i was drawn in. she also had a height of 4'11" which is also a nice touch. so i reached over and stuck my hand into the couch for some change. jackpot. i can head over to the payphone and set up an appointment.

she was taking her first session of the day within the hour so i offered to come over right away. after a quick wi****wn i was out the door and heading to her hotel.

lucky for me i didn't have to climb stairs to get there. main floor works for me. a light knock on the door and i'm in. she greets me in a black bikini with the independant logo and some knee high socks. nice. she had long black hair and glasses. i like the look. liked it so much i was sporting some wood.

she looks better than what her pictures show. the bikini was a nice touch. anyway i drop the bills on the table and i'm taking off my dungarees.

she's out of her bikini and the next thing you know she's taking my cock in her mouth. a few minutes of some good bbbj and i'm getting eager for the back door.

on with the hat and a little bit of lube place strategically and i'm aiming for the bullseye. it didn't take much and i was in. she took it in like a champ. she mentioned she enjoyed it. well today was my lucky day. felt fantastic and just what the doctor ordered.

a few position changes and some posing in the mirror and i'm ready to pop. i'm loving the view of her taking it deep. did i mention i was ready to pop?

pop.

right in her ass.

ahhhhhhhh. yes. feels good.

i clean up and we exchange pleasantries and i'm out the door.

i am.

going to return.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 22:38
harmony health centre 2109 edmonton tr. n. e 7 days! 9-9pm cindy & lucy 403-456-7181.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&client=opera&q=2109+edmonton+trail+ne&ie=utf8&hq=&hnear=2109+edmonton+trail+ne,+calgary,+division+no.+6,+alberta&ll=51.070948,-114.05614&spn=0.000885,0.002411&z=19&layer=c&cbll=51.070846,-114.056131&panoid=buopsw2lqfdj2phj_dcfiw&cbp=12,292.47,,0,7.69

it's the far right business where the yellow truck is.

after all the talk about the amp's in and around the center street area i decided to investigate a little further. drove around the few on center but due to lunch time traffic and shortage of decent parking i decided against that and headed n. on edmonton trail.

i've driven past the newly renovated harmony health centre sign a few time knowing one day i would check it out. well it just so happens that today was the day.

tied up the cart at the 7-11 and crossed the street making sure i looked both ways.

did a quick look around before i entered. the intersection can get quite busy so just a heads up if you are a little shy with who may be watching as you enter / exit.

walked in. didn't have a heavy smell of asian that some amp's have. perhaps they haven't had time to have build-up and the fact it was newly opened. speaking of build-up what was i here for? oh yeah.



right. now i remember.

i walk in and notice the price list on the wall as soon as you enter. i'm liking what i see. i see $20. nice. they have an option for a 15 minute massage. i am met by cindy and i pay the door fee.


cindy leads me into a nice room just off the to the right. i could tell it's the one that faces the street judging by the window coverings. i think to myself maybe i could open them up so people can enjoy their window shopping. naw. then i would have to charge for the show. then there would be a crowd. cheers would follow. it would get messy. i pass on that notion and just get undressed and hop on the table. room is clean. music is asian.

a minute later cindy comes in and she is average looking. not hot but not vomituous either. she is wearing a mini-dress and some black pantyhose. at least she is dressed nice.

she asks if i want oil or lotion. i opt for the less greasy lotion for the massage. she starts off with a decent massage. i'm not there for a long time so i wasn't really expecting a massage at all. she give a few minutes of massage with some teasing / brushing of the boy. i moan a little to give her the impression i'm here for some extras. she asks about extras and i turn over and ask for the hj. $60 was offered. i counter with a puzzled look and an offer of $40. she declines and i ask for her to throw in topless. she counters with a you can touch. alright. why not? it's only $20.

she starts the massage of my lady-business. she switches to the oil and starts a decent massage with some ball play and eventually tries to work her way into my pooper. she asks if this is alright and i say do proceed.



on goes the glove and i'm on my way to a prostate exam with some enthusiastic stroking. a little dirty talk from her and i'm on way my way to a great release. while all this was happening i was lifting up her mini-dress and noticing that she had black panties underneath her pantyhose and with her dress hiked up it looked / felt pretty good.


so a little more jerking and i was done. they have hot towels in the room and she cleaned my up the towels. she used about 6 of them and did a thorough job. she even gave me a rub down after.

cindy was nicely dressed. average looking. she had a bit of a gunt so don't expect someone 100lbs. she was eager and i had a good time considering that's not usually the case at some jackshacks. the place was clean and they had a reasonable door fee if you are just looking to have one tossed off.

i didn't go there for the massage so i was happy that she made an effort before and after the tug to give a decent massage. she seemed to make a genuine effort and rubbed my cock even after i came. usually when your are done they just want to clean up and get out.

was quite surprised by the above average time i had.

i am.

probed.

slimshady

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 22:44
Tried Livelinks again. Running out of free memberships though.

Tia advertised at. I can't remember. Sounded decent on the phone and we discussed 100 bucks for FS.

Phone number she gave was 441-XXXX. Located on 15 Ave NE on the south side of 16th across from the RCMP station.

In a bottom apartment. Went down the stairs to a dumpy cramped apartment with about 4 cats. She opened up the door in a droopy wifebeater. She had a few tats. Place was gross. Said I didn't want to stay as she had cats. She said it would be worthwhile and she mentioned she gave great head.

Why not? I mentioned I wanted to keep my clothes on as I didn't see a clean place to set them on.

Started sucking me of and it was ok. Covered action. After a few minutes she said to bend her over and fuck her. I said ok. Stuck it in for a few pokes and realized she might have left something inside. It didn't smell pleasant. I told her to finish it off with more head. I thought she would change condoms but she didn't. Put it right in her mouth. I could smell it so she must have been able to as well.

Told her to use more of her hand and to do it fast so I could finish. Busted my nut and went to the excuse of a bathroom to wash up.

I left and then bought some bleach to disinfect my Johnson. Did I mention it stunk?

Would I repeat? HELL NO!

Why didn't I leave right away? Because I'm an idiot. That's why. I stayed to share my stories with you.

Please if you get a phone number like that and an address close to that please for the love of god do not go.

I am.

StinkShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 22:52
While some may think of getting into an accident bad luck, I on the other hand consider it a blessing. The other day I was out working my shift as a recycling specialist when a driver who shouldn't have been texting bumped into me and my cart. Feigning injury and taking an Oscar worthy dive I was quickly helped out by a startled driver. He was more worried about my condition than my cart and it's precious cargo. I on the other hand was upset that some of my bottles broke. I asked him what I should do now. He responded by saying sorry and stuffing some cash in my hand.

What I did next was unthinkable. Instead of getting a place to stay and having a shower I decided to have some fun. I've chatted with Sydney in the past in FlashChat and have been turned on with her banter back and forth. Well this time I think I may have that Greek that's been dangled in front of me like a carrot in front of a rabbit.

A time was set up to meet. I grabbed my finest wetnaps and dungarees and headed out the door to set up the outcall location. When I say setup I mean unfold a new box. Only the best for this guy.

At my request I asked for an outfit and Sydney came through. Arriving just as I asked the first order of business was taken care of and the next thing you know my pants were undone. Just great I thought. This made great access for my hammer which was now conveniently located in her mouth. This felt good. Happypenis was happy.

A little while later I asked if she remembered what we talked about in chat a few times. She said she did. I knew what this meant. It meant that I had choice as to where I was going to stick it in first. Well stick it I did. I stuck it there. I stuck it here. I stuck it back in there. I went international. I went greek. Although E. Indian would have been equally suiting. I should have changed my name to Ballsdeep. Because I was actually Ballsdeep.

With every hole being explored and multiple positions enjoyed it was only a matter of time before I was spent. Lucky for me I kept a spare wetnap. I finished and took a breather to try and catch my breath.

I Am.

Glad For Bad Drivers.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 22:55
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Date: 2010-11-22, 10:38PM MST.

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Ventured out into the cold. Lucky for me there was snow on the ground and I made quite the money shovelling walks for cash.

Called up Kiana and she was available on short notice. Chose the economical package of 20 mins. I had a loaded gun so I figured it should time out about right anyway.

Headed over to a hotel on Mcleod. Texted the room number when I arrived. Up the stairs and knock on the door. She opens and she is a petite Asian. She was wearing black panties, black bra and stockings.

Yes I had an erection. She looked good. A shower toy for sure. In the ad she said she was a mix. Couldn't pick out the Hawaiian. The closest thing I could come up with was Kumonawanalaia. Badum Tzzzzzz.

I leave the stack of fives on the dresser. I get naked and lay on the bed. She starts stroking me and then rubbing my balls. I was hard already and this only made me want the fesitivities to start. She puts on a hat and does a decent CBJ with some ball cupping. I enjoyed.

She slathered on some lube and then it was CG. A nice CG with some ball rubbing. Then to Mish and then to my finishing move which after the drought I was in didn't take long.

Cleaned up with some Kleenex being careful to not leave bits on the tip.

I quick hug and I was back out in the cold.

I Am.

Wanting to Shovel More Snow.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 22:58
Stopped by as I was in the area. All the other MP's nearby were busy it seemed so I ventured in.

Was met by Titi. She was Asian late 20's maybe a little over 5ft and 105lbs or so. Decent enough. Felt like sticking around.

Normal rates it seemed for the 1/2 hour. Just decided to leave $100 on the table and see what transpired.

I get undressed and onto the table I go. She puts a cd in of some Thai music. I lay back and relax. The massage was good. The CD she put in plays a Thai song singing of the homeland. Some of it is in English. It plays again. It must be on repeat. I get my massage and turn over after the 7th time I hear the song.

By the 3rd one I was wondering if she would notice. At about the 6th I didn't care.

She finishes with a happy ending and I'm soon getting wiped down with some hot wet towels.

Google Map link.

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I Am.

Stuck On Loop.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:04
New and dazeling in town 18 Punker English. W4m. 18 (outcalls only)

Date: 2010-10-27, 6:01PM MDT.

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Hey hows it going I am a good looking punk rocker

Born in england raised here in canafa 18

Mohawk hazel eues 12 tattoes nose pierced 90 pounds

Adorablke fun loving and free. Loves to please trease and have fun.

I am avalible now looking to do car dates tonight.

403 305 6816

No restricted calls please

Txt messages I am a english punk rockjer tight body nive abs great bum just fun no clock watcher

Location: outcalls only

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I've seen the ads for a couple weeks and finally decided to venture out of the sheltered life I live. I read the ad and noticed that she does cart dates. I only found out later that this was a typo.

Setting it up was easy. A few texts back and forth and I was given a general area to meet. 14 St and 64 Ave NW. This was going to take a C-Train ride and a bus transfer but I'm sure I could manage. My cart folds up quite nicely.

I pick her up and strap her in so she doesn't fall out. She told me what she looks like so I wouldn't miss her. I guess with a Mohawk you could get mistaken for someone else. Well she did have a Mohawk that's for sure.

She did have a punk rock look I guess. I guess I was expecting more of a goth rocker look. It ended up being mix of a punk rocker and Q-Bert. I thought of leaving when she was walking up but she did have this look of misguided youth to her. So I soldiered on like The Dead Milkmen.

We found a decent place in the parking lot just south of the Calgary Winter Club. It seemed pretty safe but all the cars looked exactly the same. If I could read I would have read the logo on the cars.

So to the back of the cart we go. We agreed on a BBBJTCWS for 100. She didn't do it that often but I had my Make-A-Wish Foundation card with me and the deal was sealed.

The BJ wasn't fantastic. More experience and perhaps it would be better. She was about 90lbs. She had a decent bra on and there was a good views of her tits. They were in and out depending on the positions we exchanged.

I mentioned to her to try the BJ a certain way to expedite things. That seemed a little better. She worked it so I could finish. I mentioned that I was ready and she was only was able to take 1/2 of it. The other just made a mess on my cart.

I give her credit for trying. Sometimes I carry a loaded gun. A clean up of things and I'm off dropping her off.

Not a horrible experience. The Mohawk / young / punk thing was different. If you ever wanted oral from a chick with a shaved head there you go. Unless you saw Pam when she didn't have her wig on. But that's another time.

I Am.

Wanting To Be Sedated.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:09
http://www.sweetspa.org/

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2095493204.html

Sweet Spa is a professional massage & body care studio established in 2007.

We specialize in the care of the touch deprived gent,

Treat yourself today, you deserve it!

We offer

* Standardized Prices *

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And so much more.

Our rates are reasonable, each session inlcudes your full body rub or scrub, g. S. T, beverage, choice of attendant and there is NO NEED TO TIP.

Relaxation Massage

* 15 min. $ 70 *

* 30 min. $ 95 *

* 45 min. $ 126 *

* 60 min. $ 168 *

Body Care

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* 45 min. $ 147 *

* 60 min. $ 189 *

Please CALL 403. 699. 9611 to book an appointment or walk in at your convenience.

You may also view our website at.

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For more information and pictures.

Thanks, hope to meet you soon.

* ps * All of the ladies that work with Sweet Spa are "independant", drug free and choose to be here.

Location: #211. 1311 Center St NW.

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So I'm trolling CL because that's what I do. I end up using $70 in my CL search as I felt a little Rockefeller today. I come up a winner. I was looking for a quick tug and Sweet Spa came up a winner. It was a short albeit uphill walk from the Drop-In Center.

I'm happy that there was a Chinook and it's fairly warm. Don't want to break into a sweat before I get there. I wouldn't want my showering time to cut into my 15 minutes of pleasure.

Sure enough it's breezy and I'm able to make it to the door without breaking a sweat. I open up the non-descript metal door in between the two concrete buildings. Another set of metal doors greet me like a chose-your-own-adventure book. Lucky for me and perhaps even luckier for you I know the way. I chose the right door and I'm up the stairs talking a left to another set of stairs before I get to the third door. I notice on the whiteboard that it's Amber and Carmella working today. Sweet. I would be less interested if I saw a Steve on the board. No worries. It's all female. And that is good.

The door opens and I'm greeted by a nice looking girl that I figure was Carmella. I thought this would be nice. I ended up getting Amber coming into the room later. No problems. Both would have been quite acceptable. Having both would have been quite acceptable if you know what I mean. But I don't roll with that kind of scratch. I'll leave that up to you high rollers. I mean who has $140 to spend.

Amber comes in and asks what session I want. I hand over some crumpled bills, some change, pocket lint, a bus transfer. 1/2 eaten mint and some Conklin tickets and come up with the required $70 for the ride.

She mentions to shower and get on the table. Yes. Yes. I will.

I'm on the table perusing the literature left on the bed. Some Playboy and other material. Great reading but I didn't come here for the Shakespeare. The only Shakespeare I want is if you are shaking my spear. That came later. About 13 minutes later.

I'm naked on the table. She comes in and with some small talk starts out a decent massage. She's wearing glasses and looks like her pics. She's friendly with some good teasing and I can't help get what you might call an erection. Not new to the feeling I just stay lying down and enjoy the sensation. Nothing like all 275lbs of your body weight crushing your rigid penis. When is she going to ask for me to flip?

She asks me to flip. I oblige. A little more massaging and then she mentions if I want to the complete. I politely tell her no. I was mistaken in the ad and was only here for the massage. I also mention that I should finish writing my sermon for tonights mass. Wait. No I didn't. That must have been someone else talking.

I respond with an enthusiastic "Yes Ma'am!"

I have my eyes closed while relaxing during the massage. I hear the familiar snapping of medical gloves.

I think "ahh man. Really?"

What to do?

Must think fast.

I quickly go into fantasy mood. I am now in the office of my doctor. I have a condition. She has to quickly release the toxins out of my penis or I will die.

I didn't die.

I Am.

Living For Another Day.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:16
Snowey Delites. W4m. 22 (ne in and out call)

Date: 2010-11-29, 12:41PM MST.

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Cozy little girl 5'1 light brown hair, dark chocolate eyes. 125 pounds 36b

Average build

Comfortable, quaint. Huggable. Kissable. Touchable

Text or phone, four zero three 619 two one eight zero

No blocked calls please

Location: ne in and out call.

Got my print edition of Craigslist and flipped through the pages looking for fun. Came across this ad and liked the non-pro girl next door type feel of it.

Set up a time / place through text and was on my way to Falconridge for incall. Sounded good on the phone. Wasn't expecting a full on spinner at 125 and 5'1 but the 5'1 works. Still ended up being a nice shower toy.

Showed up at a basement suite that was on the messy side. I've been in worse so I continued on. I thought she was very cute. Shoulder length brown hair. A few tats. I bartered my way to a 100 dollar quickie.

We seemed to hit if off and it turned into a good GFE with DFK and groping and what not. Undressed each other. Started with some oral. A little BLS. The BJ started and I can't remember if it was CBJ or not. Don't blame me. I got lazy, didn't post right away and forgot in the meantime.

Had some oral and then on to a bunch of postions. Here a position. There a position. If a position was there it was had. Nothing like good chemistry and a good fuck to make your day.

Cleaned up in the bathroom which was a few stains away from being Oshi's. Checked the clock and found out it was a good 35 minutes. Nice and sweaty. Another great work out with a decent find.

There was a dude waiting in a vehicle outside. I put 2 and 2 together and I'm sure he was there for her somehow. Didn't matter. I was done. Could have just been looking out. Either way I grabbed my cart and pushed onward.

I Am.

Liking Tintin's Dog.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:20
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ths/2097898933.html

cj move to mayland heights area, cj doesn't know how to free your mind and soul, but we do know how to give a good deep pressure massage! cj have a very good reviews from caf (

cj is fully train massage therapist, with our over 6 years experience, cj guarantee you'll have a two thumbs up deep pressure therapeutic massage. 100% insurance and work benefit deductible, registered massage therapist receipts provided, all men and women welcome! i'm only 10 minutes from downtown. please call judy or cici at 403-991-3899 for an appointment.

rates: $40/30 mins, $50/45 mins, $60/1hr.

business hours: 930-7 (weekdays).930-5 (weekends) ,

here's the link, you can find out where am i about: :

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review.

strained my back the other day reaching for a can and thought i would try out a real massage. figured the massage should be good and i knew a release would be possible. according to previous intel anyway.

located in mayland near 10 and 16a street in a residence. showers are in between rooms on an upper floor.

had a session with cici. average looks. real massage. very firm. dropped a hundred bucks for an hour session and a release that kept my prostate entertained.

it was a decent time with a real massage as opposed to others that just slather oil on your back for 3 minutes and ask you to flip.

felt better in more ways than one. not a mind blowing experience but a soothing massage with a decent toss at the end. i left satisfied.

i am.

thinking it should be named hj chinese therapeutic massage.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:35
http://www.jessijames.org/

#5 1229- 16 ave sw

403 457 5733 work.

403 966 1435 cell.

i had some time to kill while i was in between jobs. not having anything pressing i decided to plot massage parlour locations against kentucky fried chicken locations. a strange combination you might ask. not really. for me kfc is a great source of wet naps. what a better use for wetnaps than to freshen up before hitting up a rub and tug.

and hit up a rub and tug i did.

3 times.

i put a lot of effort to freshen up. those packages can be difficult to open.

a few wetnap packages later and i'm ready to walk the length of the parking lot of the kfc over to where jessi is working. i get around the chain link fence and then i see 2 wolves and a lumberjack guarding the front door. nope. i think i'll pass this time.

well ok. it wasn't wolves and a lumberjack. it was just some guy shoveling the snow in front while his dogs did their business. now me being the shy guy i am i felt a little awkward. i didn't want to go in as i would have to cross paths on my way in. i kept my head focused and kept on walking by. i must have walked about 7 blocks. i think the coast was clear.

2nd attempt.

no wolves. no lumberjacks. it's a good day. the sidewalk is clear. i walk up to the door smelling oh so lemony. nothing like a good wi****wn to make the ladies scream and shout. can't make out what they would say but at least it's attention. so with my lemony goodness i open up the main

door and make my way up the stairs. i look for the number and i see it on the left side. i'm here.

yep. i'm there. but so is another dude i guess. there is that "will be back" sign on the door. dammit. i walked a whole flight of stairs and now rejection. i trudge back down the steps with my hopes dashed once more. maybe one more try but three strikes and your out.

3rd attempt.

i was reading up on this website called caf where pooners write reviews. it's a novel concept. i noticed that jessi aka loveithard is a member. she mentions in flashchat that she is working. great. i can creep on by and see if i can get in.

yes. yes i did. i open up the last of the wetnaps. i wipe. i wipe good. i wipe really good.

freshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

up the stairs i go again.

door is unlocked and with no "will be back" sign on. i'm in. at the desk is jessi. i had an idea from her website pics on what she would look like. i was impressed. had a slight resemblance to a cousin which surprisingly started my nether regions aglow.

i ask for the 1/2 hr session and i'm led to the room. a little small talk and i'm undressing and hopping on the table. face down ass up. it's not a pretty picture but i guess that's why i left the fee on the table. that should get the party started.

jessi comes in and starts with the massage. the massage was a good combination of medium pressure and light teasing. as one who may frequent massage parlours i've come to know that some just slap some oil around and then you are quickly asked about the extras. i wasn't getting my hopes up. after a fair bit of time and some good massaging i was asked to flip. there wasn't immediate talk of extras but some more massage and more teasing. this was good as my johnson had no way of hiding his excitement. i guess i could have put the lamp shade over top.

jessi knew what i was there for and with the all inclusive pricing i'm pretty sure i was on the same page with the end result. some lube was poured and then a very nice hj was given. i'm afraid there was a mess to clean up. i didn't notice a shower around. jessi came back with some warm towels and cleaned up. a rub down to remove all the residue. residue. slag. call it what you want. she did a nice job of cleaning it up. but an even better job making the mess.

i grabbed my clothes and got dressed. a quick thank you from me and i was out the door and down the stairs.

all in all a nice change from some of the mp experiences i have had.

i am.

third times a charm.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:41
Fuck me. How many times does my friend say he's not going there again.

I guess it will be one more time he has to be told.

At least the talent has improved. Prices aren't the greatest but luckily my friend has mad bargaining skillz. Or perhaps it should be mad reasoning skillz.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Actually it was mid-afternoon and quite sunny.

Walked in and was met by a decent looking Asian chick. Made some HJ motions and frantically waved eight 5 dollars bills in a crude form of communication. Lucky for my friend English was also an option. I asked. Err. My friend asked for a quick HJ and no massage. A pause and then a reply stating the house needs the minimum massage fee."Ok" my friend replied and started to turn around. Then a burst of Italian between the Asian girl and someone from the back. Or was it Cantonese?

It was something he couldn't understand. Either way that something was resolved and I was being led back to room #1 with skip and a hop. I undressed and hopped up on the table. Good thing my friend brought his erection.

The first lady came in a minute later with some warmed oil. She squirted it on my johnson. My friends johnson and made some small talk. I enquired about other girls and she mentioned that there were others. He asked for another one. She opened the door and spoke in Norweigan that I couldn't understand. Didn't matter something else was resolved and I was joined by another girl who just happened to like touching my friends johnson as well. Only after another eight 5 dollars bills were left on the ledge.

This was fun. 6 hands all rubbing everything. Someone was getting turned on and soon an uncorking was had.

I couldn't have done it better myself. I guess that what friends are for.

For those that need directions.

Northland Health Center

289-0027.

31, 3616 52 Avenue NW.

I Am.

Going To Have A Discussion With My Friend.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:45
Another Livelinks membership. Another trek for a hidden gem. I couldn't really understand her name in her ad.

Said she was 24 5'4 140lb fit attractive long hair. Sounded nice on the phone.

Had an incall location in a 4 plex in Mayland. Was given the directions and was on my way.

She mentioned lingerie and wanted to have fun. I said why not.

Said to text her at 403 *36 9317 when I got there. She stated her phone couldn't accept phone calls just text. I didn't bother and just stayed on Livelinks while I rode the bus over.

The 7621 was the house phone number she gave me. Use that for cross reference if needed.

I show up and she waves to me from the window to show me what unit it was.

She opens the door and I'm shocked to see that I have seen her before. She wasn't who I thought based on the the Livelinks ad. I've seen her once previously. From seeing her before it was a lacklustre CBJ and a hurry up are you done missionary.

My definition of fit does not include a baby damaged belly. What was worse was the way she tried to pass it off as fit and attractive. I don't mind giving some leeway but this guy wasn't having it that twice.

I said goodbye and no thanked her and headed out the back way.

It was too bad because her ad sounded promising. It wasn't.

I Am.

Let Down By Livelinks.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:47
Time For Massage AKA Asian Massage Therapy

294-1812.

1047 19 Avenue SE.

Was near the Shamrock collection bottles and was having a good day. I remembered the AMP that was just down the street. I decided to see what kind of bargains Slim could muster up.

Went in the front door of the older house. It was hard getting the shopping cart up the stairs but I finally made it. Floors were creaky and the place was a little cold. Door rate was $40 for 1/2. I thought what the hell. I was there already.

Got naked and hopped on the table. The unnamed asian lady that took my $40 came in. She dimmed the lights and asked me for a firm or soft massage. I was in the mood for a little romance so I chose the soft massage. She started to rub her hands on me lightly which felt good. Slight teasing here and there.

About 10-15 minutes later she asked me to flip. I turned over and for a few minutes she rubbed me until she asked if there would be anything else. I asked for my happy ending with the massage. She said it would be $60 more. I paused and countered with a BJ. She said she doesn't do that. Nor FS. I didn't counter with anything and just let her continue the massage. She started a little more teasing and I asked for a duo as she stated there was another girl working too.

She said she didn't do that. No problem. I let her finish the massage. She wished me a good day. I got dressed and checked my cart to see if everything was still there.

I said thanks and have a good day and was out the door.

$40 spent on a 25 minute outing. No release. I thought of doing it myself while she was massaging me but I was worried on what she might do.

Anyway.

I Am.

Lightly Massaged.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:49
Guess what?

Another story about a boy and his quest for a HJ.

This one had him venturing in Vista Heights to the old Executive Relaxation now called Rainbow Massage Center.

Same address of 308. 2066 18 Ave NE. New phone number of 403 230 8809. Or at least that what Yellow Pages says.

Either way I wasn't calling to book ahead. I was just storming in johnson in hand asking them if they could do something with it.

I was in luck. A little I guess.

This place was more rundown than me.

I donated 40 dollars to smooth things over. Smooth things over is right. Smoothed them all over her hands. A luke warm towel and I wasn't even shown the door. I had to find the way out myself.

I Am.

Showing My Pride.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
12-31-12, 23:54
403 700 1366.

Set up a time that was convenient for both of us. Scheduling is always an issue with me. With so many meetings with tribal council and dance auditions I thought I could never get away to meet up with Cassie.

It wasn't long before I was voted off the island and had some free time. Met up with Cassie who as you can see looks like her pics. What you can't tell is how soft her skin is and how good she smells.

Anyway. Great attitude and great session was had. Quite the workout not knowing who did the most of the work. I'll give it to her as she ended up giving a great massage after.

A great time with a great girl.

Oh and what is said about the Russian is true. You will enjoy.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:02
do you know what's good about a bus pass?

you can use it for the lrt. i hopped on the c-train and stopped off at the marlborough station. this was a short walk across the street and past the humpty's. i had a choice to make today. it was either food or a hj.

i thought about it for a bit. looked at the clientelle in the humpty's and decided to roll the dice and venture into sunflower massage center.

109, 920 36 st ne 403 984 9299.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&ll=51.060521,-113.981481&spn=0.032259,0.093513&t=m&z=15&layer=c&cbll=51.060253,-113.981479&panoid=2sdz93jm-5owmu6l6wx3ea&cbp=12,111.66,,1,1.24

cut and paste that. it's the business that's has all the white in the window.

walk in and there is the obligatory rate chart on the wall. 40 for 1/2. yeah yeah.

the mamasan walks out and greets me. i ask who else is working and she mentions barbie which gave me a glimmer of hope that it isn't going to be the mamasan working my willy.

i pony up the eight 5 dollars bills and she retreats shutting the door behind her. i romantically dim the lights knowing that i have myself alone for a minute. i rub my hands across my chest slowly undressing myself. first my shirt and then my pants. i'm glad i wear my tear-away track pants. one quick rip and there on the floor and i'm soon lying rod down on the table wondering if i should just take care of this myself.

naaaaahhhh.

barbie comes in and turns the light up. i see she is 20ish. 5'5ish 100-110? she's wearing a blouse and some leggings underneath. this is a nice turn around from the self molestation i was giving myself a minute ago. looking at her was much better than looking at myself in the mirror.

she asks if i want oil or lotion. i chose lotion. makes me much so much softer.

her hands were freezing and she giggled slightly asking if they were alright. i thought to myself as long as they were on my hammer they were alright with me.

she lotioned me up and gave a random smattering of ancient massage skills. ok. that was an overstatement. she rubbed her hands up and down and around with no rhyme or reason. this was not a massage. it was barely a tickling. 4 minutes later i am asked to flip. i was peeking at her in the mirror liking what i saw but was she was lacking in the massage area for sure.

she asks about extras and motions with her hand the international sign of hj. i read that loud and clear. we end up with a nude hj for 100. i tell her to keep her panties on. they were shiny boy shorts and they looked / felt nice. i wasn't there to look at her vajajay. not my style.

she gets naked and asks for my hands to rub alcohol on them. well that's a first. i go with it. i guess that means i'm allowed to touch. she oils up the boys and starts to go at it. she was much better at the tug than the massage. she had some b sized boltons. not a bad package when she's naked and tugging at your johnson.

she had good technique for that with some ball cupping / rubbing. i let her finish her business and she cleaned up with a hot towel.

we got dressed and exchange goodbyes.

not the worst i've had. nice eye candy. regular prices. the shoes at the front door multiplied by the time i left. must have more staff because i saw another few pairs of shoes that i didn't see coming in. at least mine were still there.

i am.

getting tugged helianthus annuus style.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:04
31 3616 52nd Ave NW.

403 289 0027.

With Northland being an old standby for a quick tug I decided to venture in once again for some quick action.

It seems they have done a little renovation in the front area. Nothing special but still something new. I opened the door and of course the buzzer rings and a minute later the door opens and I'm met by a 20 something Asian girl.

This was a nice change from the much older staff that was the usual choice here. I asked for the usual quick massage. She said it was available and I motioned that I would just be interested in a HJ. She mentioned yes this was possible and asked how much the donation would be from me. I mentioned the usual. She said no and countered with double the amount. I thought to myself that this might not go in my favour.

$80 for just a HJ. Hmmm. I pondered for a moment. Almost as if my life was passing before me. I quickly snapped out of it and said no thanks. I will be on my way.

I can at least say the talent has improved somewhat. The price has increase dramatically. With the price of a basic HJ at 80 bucks plus whatever the room fee would be I would not repeat or advise anyone to check out this place.

I Am.

Party Rockin' Because Every day I Shufflin'. I Mean Prices Are Doublin'.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:06
Virtue Health Centre 2109 Edmonton Tr. N. E 403 456 7181.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&client=opera&q=2109+edmonton+trail+ne&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=2109+Edmonton+Trail+NE,+Calgary,+Division+No.+6,+Alberta+T2E+1S7&layer=c&cbll=51.070986,-114.056142&panoid=nbvIRLZAFUmDzHM7ccKHnw&cbp=12,292.47,,0,7.69&ll=51.070891,-114.056132&spn=0.000873,0.00232&z=19

This place used to be Harmony Health. For a short time it seemed to be closed. It's now open as Virtue. I read in the Calgary Sun that it was new owners so I thought to stop in. I would think that it also meant new staff.

When I entered it looked like the same place as before. I didn't recognize the staff so I can only assume they are new.

I paid the entrance fee of $40 for a half hour. It was a long walk up Edmonton Trail so I thought I would take the massage to soothe my weary soul. It was freezing out and the warm room was a nice treat. My coke bottle glasses fogged up quickly so I removed them as well as my clothes.

Soon I was laying on the table getting cozy not knowing who I would get.

I'm lying face down on the table and the door opens. Maggie walks in wearing a white lab coat. Well that's hot I think to myself. A moment later she took it off. That's a good start. Being blind and lying on my stomach I couldn't see what she was wearing underneath but I let her start the massage.

There was a minimal amount of massaging. Perhaps 5 minutes or so. Then I was told to flip. What? So soon? I could see where this is going. A quick money grabbing session I thought. Well I guess when I flip over I'll make sure the massage lasts the full session.

What luck when I flipped over. She was wearing spandex pants and a corset like top. Very nice. Not what I was expecting. Tight pants and some skin showing. What a way to get me interested. Some broken English as to what I would like. I mentioned that I would like a HJ. She moved my hand to her ass and asked if that is all that I would like. Perhaps. What else was on the menu? Well HJ was. BJ was. And FS was.

She asked how much I would like to spend. I paused. I asked her what the damage was for FS. She said $200.

Challenge accepted.

I countered with a lower amount of $150. Funny thing is I should have double checked how much I had brought with me. She said sure. I got my naked butt off the table and went into my shoe for the rest of the money. A quick count and I found out I was short by $20. Rather than ask for FS for $130 I mentioned that I didn't have the full amount and I hopped back on the table and I would just take a HJ. She asked how much I had. I told her and she said that it would be fine. My lucky day she said.

Sounds good to me.

I removed her clothing and she got a condom and away we went at it. I can't remember if there was a CBJ or not. I know there was a few positions and some complaining about size. I hate being small. She had a decent enough body on her. I figure her to be mid 30's or so. I'm not a great judge of age with no eyesight, a darkroom and an Asian lady. It was a good time. VFM was middle of the road.

I Am.

Enjoying My Lucky Day.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:14
5032. 16 ave NW

Upstairs.

403 918 7533.

Ever have that bulge in your pants that you just can't get rid of? When you wake up in the morning? When you see some chick with a nice ass bend over? When that Shake-Weight commercial is on? You know what I'm talking about.

Well I felt I had to do something about it. Being the guy that I am I thought to myself if you want something done right do it yourself. I thought about that for a minute and decided no. No. I will not do it myself. I'm going to kick start this economy and get the economic wheels in motion. Grease them up if you will. Well maybe not grease but oil. Massage oil.

My travels put me in near 16th Ave and Home Road. Can't really remember what had me out that way. Perhaps it was my erection acting like a dowsing rod. Leading me into whatever I could get myself into that day. I figured since I was in this area I know a place called Deja-Vu. I've been there before so a more fitting name was not to be had.

I walked across the parking lot and laboured up the stairs oxygen tank in hand. I should have remembered the flight of stairs from last time. The sign on the way out says 'Come Again'. Why thank you. I think I will.

I open up the secondary door. Take a candy from the bowl. An Asian lady says hello. I ask if she is available and she replies yes. I answer back almost spitting out my candy but compose myself enough to ask her with the international sign for quick HJ. It seems that it is the very motion in the Shake Weight commercial I was talking about earlier. This time the Shake Weight isn't a weight. It's my penis.

She shows me a room in the back and asks me to get undressed. I happily oblige and put my usual on the table. She comes back a minute later with some oil. I bet you don't know where this is going. I'll let you figure it out.

So after a quick massage of my nether region and a hot towel clean up I was putting on my pants. One leg at a time. Just like everyone else. Except mine were velvet.

The experience was quick and easy. Just what the doctor ordered to get rid of the lump in my velvet pants. I will not lie. I felt cheap. Ok. I didn't really. Just a quick service and I was on my way.

I Am.

Not Kung-Fu Gripped.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:19
Or is it Sandra at CME?

One way or another it was still Sandra.

http://www.calgarymidnightexpress.com/sandra.html

CME was having a special. Being on Old Age Security I need to try and not break the budget. With a week or two of eating cat food I would have the cost covered. Reading in between the lines and checking out other reviews I knew that greek was on the menu.

Set up was easy with a phone call. I was fortunate that the location was closeby. A quick walk over and I was calling again to let her know that I arrived. I was hoping for a new apartment being the classy guy that I am. The apartment was adequate for the area. Waited on the stairs and she came out and told me to come down.

She looked as in her pics. The pics didn't show the enthusiasm. That was to be shown later. And boy was it shown.

Cleaned up in the shower. Used soap. Dried and met her in the bedroom.

That's where the fun began. Started with a BJ. She was into it but the odd time it was a little rough. No problem I can fix that by putting it somewhere else.

First stop. Hole #1. It started with CG which was nice. Nice in the fact I didn't have to do much work. A few more positions and finally ending up in a position where I could move on to Hole #2.

What can I say. Hole #2 was good. Once again she was doing most of the work. A guy could really get used to this. I let her work up a sweat and then I went into my finishing move. Not much later I was spent balls deep in her backside tired out.

Lucky there was the shower there. I didn't use all the soap when I arrived so there was no need for wetnaps.

Overall a pretty good experience. Enthusiastic young girl with greek on a reasonable budget. Can't beat that. Incall at the time had dirty floors but hey I can buy new socks. I didn't show up to hump the floors so I'll let the dirt slide.

I came, I saw, I greeked.

Oh wait. I saw, I greeked, I came.

That's the proper order.

I Am.

Weak For Greek.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:21
http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=swedish+touch+massage+calgary&hl=en&ll=51.077672,-114.014804&spn=0.006956,0.01929&client=opera&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest&fb=1&gl=ca&hq=swedish+touch+massage&hnear=0x537170039f843fd5:0x266d3bb1b652b63a,calgary,+ab&view=map&cid=9803582977205322249&t=m&z=16&vpsrc=0

swedish touch relaxation massage

5a-1815 27 ave ne.

403 717 0766 &8206;

heard through the grapevine that swedish touch had a door rate of $35 for half hour massage. with the going rate $40 elsewhere for the half hour i used my savings for the bus ride over.

it was after hours so the parking lot was desolate and i was able to walk in without anyone eyeing me up. there really isn't a big sign on the door. just a little one with the hours beside the open sign. open it was.

opened the door and was greeted by emma. she was 30 something. average build. 145 or so. but that's me just guessing. she was talkative and i was soon paying the door fee and getting naked on the table.

waited for a few and she was back in the room offering oil, powder, lotion, lard, and pudding. i chose the lotion. it rubs the lotion on it's skin. and it felt good. no hose again for me.

there was a half decent massage with some teasing. there was the grazing of the boys so i knew i was in business. lucky i brought along 4 queen elizabeth's to the party. they know how to party and with their skills they were getting me a topless hj.

throughout the massage emma was talkative. she seemed to have a fair bit of energy to keep talking. she seemed to have a bit of a cold as well. i didn't need to know about the symptoms and her treatment for it. i blocked it out and concentrated on the upcoming festivities. i flipped over and she started up the massage again. we decided on the topless release. as an added bonus i was treated to some 5 'o' clock shadow as she raised up her arms to remove her top. yeah for me. my fave.

putting that aside and getting back to the task at hand. or should i say in hand. her hand.

out came the oil. good temperature and a liberal amount. soon i was about to finish and she realized this. she sped up which was good but she then changed the angle and ferocity of her grip. don't point it down like that. that's not right. well it was too late i was shooting. shooting and trying to stifle the discomfort of the last minute direction / grip change. i probably would have been better off if she let go just as i came. it wouldn't have hurt as much.

i was offered a shower which i declined. why shower when i'm just heading back on the bus? a few hot towels and a wi****wn and i was finished.

i am.

grabbing an icepack.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:33
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not sure where i started on this one. was trolling the usual haunts for some type of adventure. thought of fs. thought of hitting a mp for a tug. couldn't really decide. one thing i could decide on was that i was a bad boy. one that deserved a spanking. came across these ads and figured these might fit the bill. speaking of bill. lets find out what the damage would be. a text or two back and forth and i'm enticed by 60 for 15. alright. i'll bite.

at this rate i'm thinking westin, hyatt regency, or even le germain.

nope.

the travellers inn motel.

a travelling i will go.

don't think that this was low budget. it was the penthouse suite. i guess if you call the 2nd floor of a 2 story motel the penthouse.

i carry on with the room number that was texted to me prior to my arrival. up the concrete stairs and i'm knocking at the door.

the door opens and i'm let in my an older lady fitting the description of the ads. hmmmm. she looks familiar. i think for a minute as she instructs me to get into the room and get naked. i forgot i told her i was bad and i needed to be punished. i guess i will deal with the familiarity later. for now i'm double-timing it into the bedroom and getting undressed.

on my way stepping over piles of clothes and the kitty litter box i notice a cat and piles of boxes. i've know i've been bad but i sure hope she doesn't want me to clean.

back to my nakedness. i'm undressed and standing in the bedroom. there is some decent porn playing on the tv. lucky for me the porn wasn't as old as the tv. and who changes channels on uhf anymore.

she tells me to start stroking my cock. why yes. yes i will.

what? i only have 30 seconds? ok. i'll do my best.

i guess it was a limited time offer and she tell me to get on the bed. she gets out some straps and binds me so i can't move. this is a fine pickle i've gotten myself into. i'm told to turn around and bend over. well that's fine. at least she had the decency to have me pointed to the tv so i can catch up on the porn playing on the tv.

she leaves me there face down ass up. comes back with a paddle and a couple dildos. i shriek at the size of the first one. i would be better off putting my own fist up my ass. that's not going to happen and neither is that tor**** of a sex toy she brought out. i'll have the smaller one thank you very much.

my mind wanders back to the happy place of the porn playing on the tv when i'm rudely interrupted by the paddle and the feeling of cold lube. i think i know where this is going.

i'm getting my ass paddled and violated and she's telling me to jerk my cock. i guess you get what you pay for. i have to do it myself? well i better not argue. she was nice enough to undo one hand to allow me to finish the deal.

she allows me to get untied and offers me tissue to clean up. fantastics. i love those 'little bits of tissue. you know the ones.

i wipe up and she asks if i would like to use the shower.

insert awkward pause here.

insert oshi reference here.

i am.

glad second floors don't have window wells.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:36
massage for men always $80 with free bonus must see this ad (calgary / heritage)

date: 2011-11-25, 10:52pm mst.

gentlemen just to let you know, my rates are lowest in the city.

i do not charge for pleasure

you purchase a massage style you like,

the rest is on the house

my average massage for of $80 would cost you min $2o0 to $300 / hr (elsewhere)

check it out yourself if you don't believe me.

*why charge for pleasures we all enjoy*

*also my looks do not effect my rates or technique*

* i am way past average in looks as well stile *

sorry i will not splash my photo on the net you will be pleased

rates are* $80 for 45min light to medium tissue massage.

with a (complimentary) * 15 min added. personal relaxation touch.

a touch that you will be more than grateful to be (given)

* daily special as follows: *

rates are $100. 45min deep to extremely deep therapeutic massage.

with a complimentary 15 min added. comfort slide (body to body)

this special takes a lot out of a therapist therefore :

this rate of. $100. will only be excepted from 9am to 12:30.

as well only two clients will be excepted in the morning.

you best book the day before if you wish to get this rate. you can try same day but chances are slim.

you can still get this massage thru out the day! at a still low rate of $120 with free comfort slide

for those that prefer the the executives massage is approx. 1 1/2 hour long

*1 hr deep therapeutic massage with a free 15min bonus slide *

$160 shower avail raincoat suoolied.

gentlemen as you can see i like repeat business.

everyone i have attended to returns.

as you will too.

cover sheet by request of client. as most prefer not.

heritage / macloud area.

10 years exp massage. 15 years looking after the male clientele.

i am very attractive long black hair weigh 145lbs / 5"9"/green eyes.

open 7 days week sunday do not start until 12:00 noon.

sasha for the best rates! best massage! 403 875 6843 no emails sorry, i don't have time to check.

also do not be alarmed if a male answers which would be dan who is a friend he can book your appoint if i'm busy

again number for sasha is 403 875 6843.

was searching craigslist and my eyes caught sasha's ad. more specifically the free part. not being one to have this oppurtunity go to waste i decided to call her up. or text. i can't remember. all i know is that it was about 1:30 in the morning and i had an erection attached to some blue balls. you could say i had a fever. but this time the prescription wouldn't be more cowbell.

it was a hj. well ok. it wasn't a hj. i was there for the massage. yeah. that's it. a massage. i needed a massage. i was there for the massage. how was i supposed to know there would be a hj attached at the end?

i shuffled over to a place in sw near heritage and mcleod. it was a private residence. directions and parking instructions were given. i found it fairly quickly and stopped a few houses past as to not arouse suspicion. light was on and a soft knock at the door and i was met by a milf looking lady.

she had long dark hair and according to her ad is 'way past average in looks'. i'm not one to judge but i was ok with what i saw. she had a big butt and a smile. not thin but not obese. a good solid woman. and i was here for a massage so let's get back to the action.

i needed a shower and asked for one. she showed me the bathroom. wasn't the cleanest one. mentioned that i could use the towel that was there. showered up and didn't really want to use the one that was hanging up. it looked like community towel. i hopped out of the shower and tried to spin dry myself. after a few minutes of near nausea i came out of the bathroom and hopped up to the table in the room set-up like a mini-massage parlour.

i asked for the 45min package. the massage started and it was actually pretty good. there was good pressure and good teasing. i like this. she was also nude. didn't mind that at all. more massage and more teasing. a few extra shots of oil on my johnson and she picked up the pace while cupping my balls. this was good.

hands wandered a little bit. didn't go too far as she was working to get me off and working it was.

sexy explosion.

wiped me up and asked if i wanted to shower again. how could i resist the spin dry?

i am.

kenmore elite.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:37
3507 Centre Street NW.

403 230 8468.

I was sore from working so hard and needed a little 'relaxation'. It was on a major bus route which made it quite easy to get to. I wasn't sure if I was going to get a 'full' body massage but gave it a go anyway.

Hopped off the bus and walked a short distance to the front entrance. Up a few concrete stairs and in through the glass door. I was met by Daisy who asked how long I wanted to stay. Being the generous guy I am I said 30 minutes which equated to 40 dollars. I didn't have the 70 dollars to spring for the hour.

Was shown to the room on the right. Typical AMP room. Table. Yep. I'm on it. Naked of course.

Daisy comes in. She's about 5'3". Asian. That should help you complete the mental image.

I'm laying on the table getting oiled up. The massage was more therapy than relaxation. It still felt good. Not much in the teasing department. I think I know where this was going. Or should I say not going.

A half hour passes and I'm cleaned up with a wet cloth. Not sure if I saw a shower there anyway. There was no indication either way if a happy ending was on the menu. A sign was on the wall stating that any coming on to the staff would end the session.

I put on my pants and then left. Still time on my bus transfer. I guess all wasn't lost.

I Am.

Entering The Dragon.

BruceShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:39
Wouldn't you know it I needed another HJ. Decided to see what was happening on Edmonton Trail. There is the odd one that is located on Edmonton Trail. I was going to hit up Daydreams but the lunch rush was packing the parking lot.

Who puts a restaurant next to a jack shack?

A quick glance across the street and I see J&Y Massage Center. It's at 2407A Edmonton Trail. The number on the sign is 403 250 8833. I stroll on in. Cool. It's a lower suite. I walk down the stairs with no view of what is going to greet me at the bottom.

Uh-oh. Looks like someone is wearing a lab coat.

Not good. Looks like someone is frumpy.

Not gooder. Looks like this might be an uphill battle.

Not gooder at all.

I ask in the international language of HJ and I'm hastily told they only do massage here. I make a retreat up the stairs.

I Am.

Wandering Again For Action.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:43
Don't trust these things to just anyone. 39

Posted: Saturday, July 2, 2011 1:04 AM

Reply: click here

Expierence the expierenced. Safety is always number one, as you canot buy your health. I'm a healthy 150 pound brunette standing 5 foot 7 with long brown hair and big green eyes. I don't entertain risky phone detail.

I'm alot of good clean fun.

Emails are not opened and texts are not taken too seriously. If youd like to meet me please just call. We can talk about available times to meet causually. 200H Call 403-999-5799 if interested. Stay safe guys. Bridgette

Poster's age: 39.

• Location: Calgary, NE Calgary

• User first posted December 2010.

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Got to door.

Turned around.

'nuff said.

I Am.

Objects In Mirror Are Larger Than They Appear.

SlimShady

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:49
BEBE massages across from Northhill Mall 7 days a week. 403-988-6682.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=16th+ave+nw+calgary&ll=51.067024,-114.099208&spn=0.000909,0.002323&client=opera&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest&hnear=16+Ave+NW,+Calgary,+Alberta&gl=ca&t=m&z=19&layer=c&cbll=51.067024,-114.098977&panoid=tLKGk669HqYFIIAuPxoVeQ&cbp=12,320.72,,0,-5.72

I had a big date planned for the weekend and I needed a little help in the fluffing department. I figured why not stop by and get a good massage and then take advantage of the teasing.

Hopped off the C-Train and J-Walked across the S-treet and up to the T-hird F-loor.

Lucky for me they accepted walk-ins as I didn't phone ahead. I really should get me one those things. Perhaps one day I'll have a reason to get one.

So through the door I go. Place looks legit with anatomy posters and price list on the wall detailing all the types of massages that are available. I'm just in it for the 30 minute one thanks and yes I will be paying cash. They might even be bills.

I was freshly showered but was offered to have another shower. This was nice as they did have a shower in the room. I quickly rinsed my junk and hopped on the table.

She came in a minute or two later. She was probably under 5 ft tall. Late 30's-40 according to my Asian aging gauge. Not saying much with that gauge but she was no Brenda Song.



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She had a smaller frame for sure but a tummy. That was ok as I was lying on my front while she hopped on top and gave me a massage that way. It was pretty good and wouldn't you know it I was enjoying it. I even managed to get an erection. This was good as this is what I was going to need it for my date later this week.

She finished up with the back and asked me to turn over. Can do. And I sure did. Flipped right over. She continued with the massage and soon was asking what I may want. I asked her to continue teasing and that I didn't want it to completion. I'm thinking she didn't hear me. Either that or she was just ignoring me. I could only imagine that she was thinking.



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I was enjoying her enthusiasm with her trying to get me off. I mentioned to her to just tease and to not jackhammer. I don't think she was getting the point and I politely told her to tease and rub my balls. I just wanted some tease and denial type action. She finally got the point or perhaps it was just the clock showing her that time was up.

No problem either way. I wanted a good massage which I got. I wanted to get fluffed which I got. Now if I could save the erection she gave me I would be able to use it later. I just needed a way to save it. Hmmmm. I looked around for a rubber band.



http://www.instructables.com/image/FL3HKH56COEP27QQ7V/Rubber-Band-Shooter.jpg



Nope. Couldn't find one. Perhaps if I could find a twist tie from those garbage bags or an old loaf of bread.



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Looked around and didn't have one from a garbage bag but I did find one that was for the bread but it wasn't exactly what I was looking for.

I can get creative. This just might work.



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I Am.

Thinking That Was A Bad Idea.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:52
Whambam, s. W oakridge (771447one text4pic)

Date: 2012-04-10, 3:27AM MDT.

Seventybj ninetybbj onetwentyLay, call / text seven seven one four four seven one, to check for availabilaty

Location: 771447one text4pic.

Showerdfresh and friendly. HappyendingGAURENTEED. (771447one. Oakridge S. W. CALL4PICTURE)

Date: 2012-04-10, 9:40PM MDT.

SEVNTYBJ NINETYBBBJ ONEHUNDREDTWENTYLAY.

HAPPYendingISwithinArmsReach! Relaxation SequalToWise decision makeing. (Oakridge. End of southlandWEST)

Date: 2012-04-10, 1:34AM MDT.

SIXTYBJ EAIGHTYBBJ ONEHUNDRED LAY. FORpictureCALL7SEVEN ONE4FOR7 ONE

Location: Oakridge. End of southlandWEST.

Was fortunate enough to have a friend go away on vacation and they let me use their car while they were gone. This allowed me to catch up on some errands and finally be able to have outcall services. I find during winter that the cart gets a little breezy and cold. This time I was rolling in luxury. It had doors. A few of them and a nice backseat. More than just a backseat it was a station wagon. To me that's like a king size bed.

Folding the seat down and clearing out the clutter I notice a new sleeping bag. I think to myself for a minute. I could put this to use. I've got a sleeping bag. I've got a wagon with legroom. Heck it even has tinted windows. Looking for some anonymous fun I start my regular trolling of BP, CL and the like.

Since it was just before noon I start to see what I can come up with. I was looking for right away and wouldn't you know it I see an ad with a title of Wham Bam. Just what I was looking for.

I dial up the number as the ad stated to call when in the area. I happen to be in the area. I call and find out that it's car dates only. This could work as I just so happen to have a car. I'm also looking for a date. I'm given the address and I zero in on the location. I call back to let her know where I'll be. This time I mention that I will be there in a few minutes. I give her a description of the car and the location where I will park. She gave me the address but wanted me to park down the street. Well I can be discrete and I can be anonymous. Heck. Let's make this fun. I don't want to see her. I've got an idea. I tell her that I will be in the back of the car. I'll be in the back of the car covered with a sleeping bag. The only thing that will be sticking out is. Well I think you get the idea.

She has the location / description of the car. I'm positioned in the car with my junk hanging out. I strategically place the donation next to my junk. I asked for the 80 BBBJ and erectly I wait.

The sun is out and I'm underneath a sleeping bag parked on a residential street. I try to move the sleeping bag to give me a little air pocket. One needs not to overheat or pass out whilst ones junk is out while in a car on a residential street. I remember not to pass out.

I quick call to confirm that she's still coming. Yeps. She is. A moment later I hear footsteps and the sound of the door opening. I sure hope it's her and not the local constabulary. Nope. All good. I hear the rustle of the money being put away and then the wetness of her mouth going on my johnson. This is great. I didn't even have to say anything.

Sometimes I wonder why can't all dates be like this. She works over my manmeat. I'm trying not to pass out under the sleeping bag. A couple minutes later she asks when I'm going to come and she reverts to a HJ. Being the fussy guy that I am I politely ask to continue with the BJ and pick up the pace a little. That's working. I can do this.

I did that. She didn't have to work much longer. She mutters 'there' and then I hear the door open and then shut.

'There'? How could she say there? Is that possible with a load in your mouth? I wait a little bit to make sure that she's gone. I check my junk and wouldn't you know it there's a condom on. Who put that there? And who's going to clean this up?

I guess it will be me. Not a problem. I just happened to have some wetnaps with me for just this type of thing.

I Am.

Wondering Why Pay For A BBBJ When You Can Get A CBJ For The Same Price.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 00:59
http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=16th+ave+center+street+calgary&hl=en&ll=51.066539,-114.062529&spn=0.00136,0.003484&hq=16th+ave+center+street&hnear=Calgary,+Division+No.+6,+Alberta&t=m&fll=51.066792,-114.062607&fspn=0.001401,0.003484&z=19&layer=c&cbll=51.066343,-114.062531&panoid=HSwO70n2zoscIQ4sxiDf5Q&cbp=12,270.89,,1,0.51



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And no that isn't me in the picture.

Location is near the corner of 16th Ave and Centre Street of course. 1607 Centre Street N.

I found it a little bit different as it's always nighttime when I go there. I heard of the silent HJ and decided to give it a whirl. After the last session I had with a too talkative SP I thought this can't be all that bad.

I ventured the front street past the signs and street garbage and to the inset white door that leads up the stairs. Opening the door and hearing the all familiar door bell ring of a jack shack, I lumber up the stairs pausing halfway to catch my breath. I really need to start doing hot yoga. I guess I'll do that once I find some yoga pants that have pockets to hold change.

I continue my stair quest only to find a door at the top of said stairs. Lucky for me it is open. I did not have the strength to carry on much further. I'm met by an asian lady / woman. I would go into great lengths to describe her but just imagine an AMP and she's an attendant. There you go. I've just described her.

Since this was my first rodeo here I thought I would carry on in the tradition of the review posted by MrSlugabed. I follow the attendant and settle into the room. Except this wasn't the room that was described in MrSlugabed's review. I could see the closet-like rooms he was jammed into. They were quaint. Cute even. But I didn't get placed there.

I was put into the larger room on the side. Except it was only larger because it didn't have walls separating the 2 beds it only had a curtain. Well I never. Well actually I'm sure I have.

I'm told to get undressed and get on table #2 as table #1 was being used as just that. A table. There was a laptop. Some papers, a plate and a few other things strewn about. I do as I'm told and undress. Quite seductively if I don't say so myself. Although my gyrating was wasted as there was nobody to watch.

I leave the money on the table. Using the previous MrSlugabed guideline I pony up $70. Yes. $70. You heard that right. There was even a $20 bill in the pile. Start marking your calendar.

A few minutes later she comes back in and proceeds with the massage. She asks how long I want to stay. I request 30 mins. She start the massage and it's alright. Medium pressure. A little talk about the weather and more massage. After 20 or so she starts to tease my berries and then asks if I would like a full body massage. I answer with a stiff 3 inches. I turn over and allow her to continue with the massage. She grabs another bottle of oil and it's not a flip top lid but an actual pump. She starts to pump the oil on my man meat. I'm more interested in the odd sound the bottle was making rather than the oiling of my johnson.

At this point I debate whether to allow her to milk me in all my frothy goodness or just let her continue teasing me. Maybe I'm going through a tease and denial phase? Who knows. I give it a minute of her teasing and rubbing my shaft. I ask her to continue and just tease me. She questions why I don't want her to make me cum. I don't really answer and just tell her that what she is doing feels good.

A couple minutes pass and I hear the phone ring. She doesn't answer it. Another ring and I hear the phone being answered and another female answers it speaking a language I don't understand. Well only part of it. The only part that I understood was that it was made by another female. My ears perk up like keys jingling to a dog.

I ask if there is another girl working. She says there is. I inquire if she is available. More specifically I ask if she wants to watch. Hell why not. She asks and they banter back and forth in some Asian dialect that I have no clue of. All I know is that the door opened and a taller asian in a skirt and fishnet stockings appears.



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I'm nearing the end of the session and I'm still undecided if I want to pop or not. The first lady seems to be enjoying teasing me and is trying to get me to pop. Alright. A battle of wills. Only one will survive.

She picks up the pace. I'm managing. She then says something to the one watching a couple feet away. Next thing you know it's 2 on 1. More like 4 on 1.

4 hands.

4 hands vs. 3 inches.

I'm outnumbered. I think to myself that this is alright. It is alright. But this is too good to be true. I'm still undecided on popping or not and it's now a little more difficult when they grab your hand and place it on their ass. The second one asks if I am going to tip. I knew it was too good to be true. Either way she asks for the same donation and nod in agreement.

Now with both teasing and splashing oil all about I am no match. I try to fight it but it's not working.

Pop.

Ooops.

They both seem elated at the effort they put in. I too seem elated.

A hot towel clean up in aisle 3 and I'm spic and span.

The first one goes out of the room and the second one asks me to lie down again. She starts giving me a massage again. Cool. I didn't even have to ask. She massages me for another 20 mins. Starts teasing my junk again. Just as I was getting used to it she giggles and says times up.

Nothing wrong with that. It's time for my bed anyway. I get dressed and give her thanks and her donation and I'm down the stairs in the night air.

I Am.

Througho With This Duo.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:02
THICK DELICIOUS in all the right places spanish mammii 100 in call special. 21

Posted: Tuesday, April 10, 2012 12:07 PM

KYLEE.

A sexy, seductive secret that we can keep, and you will love!

Non-rushed service, very discreet, here to please, .100 special call me for details. X0x0x.

38C.

150 pounds.

Long dark hair that hangs to the middle of my back, with a booty.

*Comfortable to be around, very open minded, that will leave you wanting to come back for more.

1-403-399-6059 * PLEASE NO TEXTING, PLEASE CALL ONLY *

Decided to get back in this game we call pooning. Tried my luck on Backpage. Craigslist wasn't doing much for me and Duttslist is non-existant.

Did a search with my keywords that I always use. You know the ones. Words like cheap, discount, scratch and dent. 40 dollars, and special. Lucky for me the last one came up with a few hits.

Narrowed it down and found the others were outcall only. That wasn't my bag baby so I decided to go for incall. Didn't take long and soon I was loading up minutes on my phone. It sure beats walking around carrying a payphone. Pay as you go? Who would have thought?

Phone is answered by a sweet sounding girl. Well this is off to a good start. She was pleasant and better yet she was available right away. That was two pluses and I'm off to the races. I'm given the location which is off 17 Ave SW which wasn't too far from where I live. A short walk. No problem. I don't even have to pack a lunch.

I told her I was just going to shower and then head over. Lucky for me she was said she was going to shower as well. Did I hear that correct a hundred dollar special and showered to boot? Wahey! Lucky for me.

I'm given the directions and soon I'm getting buzzed in. I'm met at the door after a confirmation phone call. She is as in the pics. Not a spinner but I wasn't bait and switched by the photos. They are recent and fairly accurate. I enter the apartment and it's fairly decent. Not the Ritz Carlton but not the Cecil so of course I stick around. She says don't mind her GF who was hanging out on the couch. She mentioned she's also an SP but I didn't see who it was nor did I ask.

Onto the bedroom. I pony up the required donation. Stacked it neatly in rows and got down to business. And by get down to business I mean laying down on the bed waiting for her to do all the work.

She started off with a massage. I thought this was a little weird thinking that maybe the 100 special was a massage and HJ. I pondered what would happen if that was the case. Oh well it was late and at least I was getting a massage. The massage carried on for a few minutes and then I was asked to flip. I flipped and then she started on with some oral. Alright. This was getting better. At least it wasn't just a massage and HJ. While working on my junk she reached over for a some lube. I think I know where this is going.

I know where my junk is going.

A little bit of strategic lube placement and an offer of a change of positions and I'm in. I guess the special was just that.

After a little bit of action or was it a few hours. Can't really remember. But being the two pump chump that I usually am I can only imagine that it was a few brief moments and I was spent.

I remove the protection and am offered some wipes to clean up. They were baby wipes and not Wendy's napkins. We all know what that can lead to.

I get dressed beside her and am putting my shoes on and out the door.

I Am.

Thanking Sir Bob Borden.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:05
My work had me set up near Motel Village giving seminars. Or at least that's what I like to call it. Work being cleaning windows with a squeegee and Motel Village being the corner that I just happened to be near.

Saw a sign for complimentary coffee and decided to come in from the cold and warm up. Had my cup of joe and loaded my pockets with sugar cubes noticing the public computer and phone available. I could almost live here.

I turned the monitor around and scanned Backpage and came across KristenPlays ad. Since I had a good day at work I was rolling in the dough I decided to splurge and get me one of those 15 minute specials she had available. Arranging a time was easy she was available on short notice and the communication was easy and responses were prompt. They even had a tone of naughtiness to them which made it more appealing. I even requested an outfit.

She wasn't far from me at all and I was able to put a Will Be Back in 20 Minutes sign on my bucket. I was told the room / location when I was out front and I walked up the stairs to the floor that she was on. I find taking the stairs really makes my butt look good in my jeggings. A quiet knock on the door and she lets me in. She comments on my smell of Windex. I apologize and try to alleviate her fears that I wasn't drinking it. That was just my blueberry lip balm. I didn't want chapped lips in case we were to kiss as light GFE was on the menu.

She is as in the pics. It's nice to not go in blind and not know what to expect. Her choice of outfit wasn't quite what I had in mind. She did answer the door in a white robe. That was the proper thing to do as the door opens up to a public area. I can't wait to see what outfit she selected underneath. We take care of the donation only losing a few that roll under the bed.

She tells me to undress and get on the bed. No problem. Done. A little small talk while she phones her 'friend' to make sure I'm not a creep and to let them know the session time. She finishes up the call and then she takes off her robe. She's naked. Not the outfit I asked for. I let out a sigh. How can I work under these conditions? I dig deep with steel resolve and gritty determination. I think to myself 'I can do this'

And so I do. She starts with a HJ to start the festivities. That seems to work and then she reaches over and soon a condom is placed on top. Better on top than on the side I always say.

Another reach over for some lube and she asks if she can go on top. I deal with the inner turmoil and give in. Yes. Go on top if you must. She hops on for cowgirl and works if for awhile and then rotates around to reverse cowgirl.

I don't even have to do the work. I should get into this more often. Why just go for a rub and tug when you can just lie here and have someone do all the work. I decide to not be so selfish and offer another change of position. Drawing from the Kama Sutra or was it that Sting song I was listening to on the way over I chose the ever difficult missionary. I give her my best missionary. She asks me to come for her. But there is a slight difference. Even though I was there for a short session she added something to the question. It was called sincerity. It's nice what a little sincerity can do. I oblige as I always do.

There is some dirty talk and some interest in what I was doing given her sincere response. Not everyone can smile and be into a short balding overweight Asian guy trying to impale you with 3 inches of xi&462; o ni&462; o.

I finish and remove the hat, waddling to the washroom to clean up with some soap and tissue trying not to leave the telltale bits of tissue paper on the tip. I'll pressure wash the rest when I get home.

I Am.

Hoping My Bucket Is Still There.

SlimShady.

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Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:10
* * `*Savanna is ready for you, up late, ask about my special * * *.33

Posted: Friday, April 13, 2012 1:17 AM

I am. 32 yrs. Old. NON-RUSHED and absolutely Discrete, I offer both in & outcalls

My cute yummy little body is 5'3. 117 LBS. 34 D. ALL REAL! ; I offer a nice relaxing environment to set the mood. Hot shower available. Very Private! & Lots of parking. 60/200. Or if you like, E are o t I see massage Blocked numbers will not be answered; Please guys, serious calls only,

Call or text Savanna, don't check e-mail often.

403-305-5187

Poster's age: 32

Poster's age: 33.

• Location: Calgary, NW

• Post ID: 2887189 calgary.

• Other ads by this user:

* *Savanna is here for YOU * Sweetest Treat. 33 (Calgary NW) adult entertainment: escorts

* SAVANNA. 32.

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Was feeling a little erect and needed a way to take care of it. Being the lazy guy that I am I thought what a better way than to let someone else do the work. Did a search of Backpage and was interested in the ass shots of Savanna. Decided why not and texted a few messages about rates / availability. Found out that there was a short and sweet available for 100.

That was good because I just happened to have that exact amount.

Her location was a hotel in the NW Motel Village area. Shocking isn't it. And I knew where it was as well. It's almost like I've been to Motel Village a time or two.

I'm given the room number and I knock. I'm met at the door by Savanna who looks like the pictures. Well not exactly. She looked thinner in person. I was hoping for the ass that was in the pictures but it just wasn't quite there. It seems that the weight she shows in the pictures is not that same as it was in person.

I was still there for the fun so she started with a quick massage that turned into some head. I can't remember if it was CBJ or BBBJ so lets say it was CBJ.

After a short bit and a little lube I was parking the beef bus in tuna town. It was alright and she was into it and what not but I just wasn't feeling it. The difference in the weight was a slight let down. From the pictures it looks like she would have an ass and some tits. Not so much. At least not like in the pics. Looked a little tired and / or malnourished.

She was friendly enough. A little talkative for my liking. I tried to use my penis as a silencer. It was only partially effective.

Not a total loss. Decent VFM for a quickie but the pics aren't 100% accurate weightwise. I'd probably repeat if I knew her ass looked like the pics.

I Am.

Going To Bring A Sammich.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:18
As if I wouldn't troll on Backpage. The only reason I went there is because I set it as my homepage and I don't know how to change it.

Sent out a flurry of texts to random ads hoping one would stick. One or two usually do.

Was in the mood for a quickie. Heck I'd settle for a HJ in a hallway.

Not to be confused with this.



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I did get a few responses but one caught my attention. Part of it was location and the other part was price. Location is good but price is better.

A text volley and then I'm pulling up and parking at the lodge I just traveled to. A final room number and I was heading in for my fun.

The room was at the end of the hall. I kept looking back hoping I wasn't going to be hit in the back of the head with a hotdog.

I did see the cleaning staff but there was nothing to look at. No maid fantasy for me this time.

I quietly knocked at the door trying to fluff up my package as it hasn't seem much action lately. And by lately I mean the last couple days.

Angel opens the door and invites me in. She is as her pics. Fit and wearing booty shorts and a bra. I like. She motions me to the bed on the right. Must be the service bed as the other one has her stuff on it.

I mention to her I'm just here for the oily HJ. She says ok and starts to undress me. I quick flip of the top of the baby oil and she is working my man parts. She has nice long nails and she is using them quite well. There is eye contact and enthusiasm. I'm debating to nut or not. I brought a little extra in just in case things were good. Things were good. I decided to upsize my 80 buck HJ to 120 FS. Lucky I brought those 2 emergency 20's.

She gets undressed, leaving her bra on and lubes up a little. I enter her sweetly and by sweetly I mean fumbling my flaccid member around until she guides it in. Things are good now.

She was great. MPOS. Ball rubbing. Reach around. Not a clock watcher. I told her to turn over so I could do my finishing move. I started my theme music WWE style and finished.

Wasn't expecting to have a FS afternoon but it was a nice treat and she was a nice change.

I Am.

Not Steven Tyler.

SlimShady.

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Hi I'm &10084; &10084; ANGEL&10084; &10084; if you are attracted by beauty and sweetness, fascinated by charm and excited by a playful companion then I'm yours for the night!

I'm CLEAN, DRAMA FREE AND INDEPENDENT and its my first time in town.

100% real pictures you won't be disappointed.

I'm Puertorican and Jamacian 5'7 and 125lbs.

You can text or call meat (403) 909-4974

Feel free to call and ask questions or come by I'm available ALL AFTERNOON & NIGHT, INCALLS ONLY.

Poster's age: 20.

• Location: Calgary, Calgary, NE (INCALLS ONLY)

• Post ID: 4664409 calgary.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:21
you know that feeling that you just need to get some action. whether its just because you need to get off or you are too lazy to do it yourself or perhaps you were having relationship difficulties. i prefer being lazy. sometimes you just don't want to do it yourself.

i didn't want to do it myself. so i typed in my favourite sites and started looking. i narrowed it down to this new site call backpage. perhaps you might have heard of it. i've tried it for a few days and it seems to be a place where ladies are looking for dates. as one to enjoy the courtship ritual i thought why not. lets have a quick look.

i found out that you could search. i put in some terms and found a few that i liked but they were too far away. if i'm going to be lazy i'm going to have them located on a bus route. or at the very least close to a c-train station.

i shoved in the nw quadrant as my choice of the day and decided i would like to venture to motel village. it's at a train stop and i can be in and out before my bus transfer expires.

text messages were sent out and i found a willing participant at a reasonable price. fs for 100 alex. let's not take forever and i budgeted myself at about 15 minutes. thank you calgary transit.

there were no pics in the ad and i thought i would be adventurous. i asked about stats and finally had a response and i thought why the hell not. people have given peace a chance. why don't i give these stats a chance.

more texts back and forth and i was given a location. not one to divulge the name i sure wish i could have drove there in a granada. i get a text asking if i have condoms. i pause. hmmmm. i don't think i do. i have a sandwich bag from lunch but it's one of those fancy ones with the plastic zip. no way i'm giving that up. i respond with a no. i get a suggestion to pick them up at a store nearby. i pause. am i a personal shopper? i wouldn't even know which ones to buy. 3 pack? 12 pack? 24 pack? lubed? flavoured?

how about no.

i don't have condoms.

i spend some time wondering about the selection and i hear another text."i can do bbbjcim for 100."

well that puts an end to the condom debacle.

i am given the room number and proceed my stealth walk through the parking lot. i wish i had brought a disguise as it was broad daylight. a few jumps through what shadows i could find and i'm knock, knock, knocking at heavens door. well not heaven's door. this one has seen better days. and i'm not just talking about the door.

the curtain moves and then the door is slowly opened and i'm invited in. she looks alright. looks her age. height and weight. i can work with this. i ask her to undress me. remember i was being lazy. i'm not going to stop now.

she untangles my pantsuit and blouse and soon they are falling on the floor. a quick step out of my buffalo briefs and i'm all out there for the world to see. in this case it was her and whoever wanted to peek through the window.

she stays dressed wearing a low cut top and skirt. she starts on my junk and is actually doing a pretty good job of it.

eye contact, hand movement, hand movement along with her mouth, spitting, sucking and finally a girl who will push it against her cheek scary movie 2 style.

http://i.imgur.com/v3jn5.gif (http://imgur.com/v3jn5)

well that felt great. it wasn't long after that and some ball rubbing that it was all over. she stayed with it until i finished and kept going until i was finished. always a nice touch.

she took care of things in the bathroom and came back with some wipes to clean me up. well i thought she was going to clean me up. she just handed them to me. i guess i can't be lazy all the time.

i got dressed. wished each other farewell and i was out on the street again.

a decent time with someone decent looking for decent coin.

next thing you know i'll be driving decent. who put my radio to ckxl?

on a side note i did notice a guy sitting outside the room having a smoke. looked about the same age and earlier in the room was what i thought were guys boots inside. at the time i never thought much about them so who knows. he was polite enough to allow me to finish so not such a big deal. no. i didn't say hello to him.

checking back on backpage later that day i noticed that she has posted another ad that included pics.

i am.

a decent fanya of tanya.

slimshady.

http://calgary.backpage.com/femaleescorts/single-and-ready-to-mingle-20/5154613

http://calgary.backpage.com/femaleescorts/pretty-and-proper-brand-new-lil-tanya-22/5181235

pretty and proper brand new little tanya!.22.

posted: thursday, november 15, 2012 5:38 pm.

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i love to be spoiled stupid! show me a good man and ill show you a good girl! lol! i'm brand new and having fun, if you want to play with me give me a call boys! i'm ready. 587 215-0132.

poster's age: 22.

• location: calgary, nw.

• post id: 5181235 calgary.

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Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:24
the calgary sun has ads in the back near the comics and online at.

www.classifiedextra.ca

flipping through the ads i saw grand opening. perhaps grand opening specials? perhaps they have balloons?

i'll check it out. seems easy enough to get there.

conveniently located a short runaway cart barreling down edmonton trail as it turns into 4th street.

http://classifieds.calgarysun.com/calgarysun/adult/grand-opening-spa-bod/c0a801801d7ec02b2cgii33af185

grand opening *spa bod.

grand opening *spa body care* 214 4 st ne-7days 403-265-7245

google maps for your direction needs.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=214+4+street+ne+calgary&hl=en&ll=51.054,-114.051701&spn=0.008356,0.023378&sll=51.053831,-114.051707&layer=c&cbp=13,90.49,,0,18.94&cbll=51.054088,-114.051701&hnear=214+4+st+ne,+calgary,+alberta+t2e+3s2&t=m&panoid=7yef5ep_gz0xpcmevuvk6w&z=17

spent some time with mspaint to come up with this for you guys.



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i walk in and as soon as i enter my thoughts are confirmed about being an amp. it is new so that's a plus. the 2 ladies that i see aren't 20 somethings. that is not a plus. they are 30-40? maybe more. hard to say. i wanted to turn around but i panicked a little and blurted out "just a half hour".

i am escorted to the room on the right. the one you can see in the picture. if you look closely you can see me.

i give her a crisp robert borden. she comes back with two ragged fives. i put the crumpled bills into my pocket and start to get undressed. she leaves me to get on the table. i undress using hooks on the wall to place my clothes. shirt, pants, jacket, underroos, and then my socks. i take off my socks and i'm barefoot on the tile floor. holy fuck is the floor cold. i feel like i'm standing on an ice rink. i scoot onto the table for warmth. i look over to the shower wishing i could crank that up to hot and hop in.

i will save the shower for later. for now i have a massage to tend to. she comes back in and i ask for lotion instead of oil. she mumbles something i don't really hear or understand. she puts a towel over my back as i lay face down with my face poking through the face hole.

she gives an alright massage starting the massage over the towel. about 5 minutes pass and she removes the towel. she squirts oil on my back. this must have been the mumbling she was talking about. i'm glad she listened and got out the lotion.

more oil goes on. my arm. my other arm. my leg. it feels good. doing a decent job. she then reaches for the bottle again and squishes more oil on. i feel the oil go on my back and i feel the motion of her setting the bottle down. i hear a noise that i wasn't sure if it was the bottle being squished. was the bottle squished? was the bottle put back already? oil doesn't make that sound? huh?

a second of thought passes by.

a small panic.

what is that smell? no that can't be. fuuuuu. really? really? my head is stuck in that facehole like a funnel of funk going straight to my nostrils. it took a millisecond for whatever chub i had going on down there to disappear.

i mean disappear completely.

i was speechless trying to press my nose against the side of the towel to suppress the assault. it will be over soon i think to myself. it will soon be all over.

i struggle to relax again. fortunately oil is used on a strategic location along with some hand grazing on the boys. i relax slightly and the massage continues. i am asked to flip.

i flip.

my front gets massaged and then the phone rings. it rings again. i think to myself she won't answer it. it rings again. she answers it. she will tell them to call back. she doesn't. she has a conversation with a repeat client who is coming by. he is coming by and she tells him to bring something. he agrees. should i be in this conversation? i've heard all of it clearly. it's ok. john is coming by in 30 minutes. good. i'll see you later john. i'll see you later as well john.

back to the massage. i'm lying on my back and she is talking about extras. i'm on the fence on this ride. not quite sure. i was kind of in the mood before your chat with john. she gives me the extra option for the hj. 60 bucks.

i ponder for a minute. she is doing a nice job teasing my cock. she moves up to my neck for a minute asking me to lift up a little. when i lift up she starts on my neck.

what was that sound?

where is that bottle?

the bottle.

where's the fuckin' bottle?

really? really?

nice. real nice.

i stand up and step to the shower. she mentions she isn't quite finished. oh it's ok. i'm finished.

i'm finished when you just sharted the second time.

fool me once.

i am.

snorting febreze.

slimshady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:28
I noticed a BP ad for someone that advertises as 4'11". There was one ad that said 100lbs and this most recent one that said 120lbs. Either way that's a spinner in my books. Or what I like to call a shower toy. Those stats alone are worth the price of admission.

The pictures also helped seal the deal.

Setting up the appointment was easy with a locally sourced texting device. A few mashes of the buttons and I was heading down the street to my new favourite stomping grounds. A place some people call the Village. Motel Village.

As a pooner short on time, short on money, short on height and short down there. I decided to just have a short session for the low, low price of 100.

Knocked on the door and was met by a good looking, petite blonde wearing glasses with a cute french accent. Just my luck she was wearing tight leggings and a tight t-shirt. I like where this is going. And at about a dollar a pound.

And pound I would.

She asks me to get undressed. I oblige knowing full well that a BJ works much better with my pants removed.

I hop on the bed and help her remove her leggings. I think to myself 'Damn that's a nice ass! ' I compliment her on hers as well.

She starts with a nice HJ to start with some ball rubbing. She mentions that the BJ would be covered. No problem. She slips it on with her mouth. Does a great job with the BJ for a minute or two. I ask her to get on top being the gentleman that I am.

A few moments with her on top. She leans forward lying on top and then a few position changes. Doggie style, mish and then my finishing move staring at that great ass of hers.

Had a great, albeit short time with her. Great body type if you like a true spinners.

I Am.

Spinning Round Like a Record Baby. Right Right Round Round.

SlimShady.

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Hey guys I'm Bianca From Montreal.

I'm really sweet blond girl! I have a cuttie and nice boobs

My charm will make you scream loud and my service is really good

4p11 and 120lbs I have 34B breast and I have sensual lips!

Can't wait to take care of you.

Poster's age: 19.

• Location: Calgary, NORTH WEST.

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Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:30
(¯`'•. ¸ &9733; ¸. •'¯) &9829; off the plane! ! Sweet Sexy hot BUNNY call now. 21.

Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 12:22 PM.

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Poster's age: 21.

• Location: Calgary.

• Post ID: 5383159 calgary.

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I was drawn to that ads with the interesting choice of name. Thought I would check out the ad. Noticed the yoga type pants in one of the pics.

Yes. The pics. The pics that are above.

The pictures that are conveniently located below the links for her ad. These links are also below copypasta of the ad itself.

If it was any easier I would be Patrick Swayze to your Demi Moore whilst I caress your hand and help to guide you to the links.



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But that may come across as too forward. Or give you the idea I swing that way. I don't. The only swinging I do is with couples. Which hasn't happened yet as nobody will go as my date. Now I'm getting off topic.

In the ad is a phone number. I call and ask about availability. She has just arrived recently and seemed to have some free time. I ask about outfit selections and she is open to the pants.

Open to the pants?

Sure. I just hope the pants were open.

And open they were.

I meet up at her location stopping by the Mac's on 4th for a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.



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A short walk across the street and I'm heading up the elevator to the room.

This building seems familiar. A flashback perhaps to a party of 2 years past? And it's a corner room on the left. Who knew? It might even be the same floor. Perhaps someone can fill me in.

She opens the door and I'm kind of let down from the pics. She is the one in the pics but the photos in the ad were taken using the Facebook Angle app. Given her height and weight she had a dwarfish hint about her.

Darnit. What to do?

Power through! A good friend always told me to power through.

She was wearing leggings. That was good. They were more cotton than the spandex I was hoping for. On the bright side they were worn out a little. Excessive wear caused a hole to form right where I could make use.

So I did.

Use the hole I did.

It started with BBBJ which was alright. She was a little back sweaty / clammy and I tried to stay clear of her back. Turn down the heat in the room next time.

On with the hat. Lots of positions. And having the pants on helped. The hole in the pants was put to good use. She was helping out and not lying there which is always nice. I give her an E for effort.

Since I donated $140 for HH I flipped through my mental Kama Sutra and threw down some moves. I must have been doing a quite a few.

She mentions to me "5 Minutes".

I perk my ear up.



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I must be losing track of time. It's always nice to have somebody make a note of it. Can do. Just let me finish up.

She now says "2 minutes and if you don't finish that's it".



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Fine. This is all about you isn't it.

I ask her to flip over and I finish.

I clean up and leave.

Check my phone. 28 minutes.

Next time I bring my own clock.

I Am.

Looking At My Gucci It's About That Time.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:31
You know it.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=16th

+av. 0.89, 1.0. 51.

Nothing much to report other than it's an AMP.

1/2 decent massage and oil slathered boys getting tugged for the low price of 70 all in.

'nuff said.

I Am.

The Frugal Gourmet.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:33
Some things might need to be under the radar and I'm not sure if this falls under or over.

Checked out the website and noticed a new arrival and she was 5' and a little over 100lbs. A spinner if you will.

Asian of course that was a given.

Was given the address and a time to stop by. It was on short notice but she was available. It was also conveniently located.

She opened the door with smile and a quiet hello.

Headed back to the room to leave the 150 on the table. Got undressed and was handed a towel and led to the shower for first part of the SOPAM.

Suds were had along with some shower oral. Out to dry off and then a cup of mouthwash. A little scoot across the hall back to the room.

She drys me off and I lay down on the bed for more BBBJ and BLS. Kisses up and down with some tongue action around my moderately hairy nipples. I guess I should have tended the garden but I was busy with Christmas shopping.

Afer a few minutes of oral she reaches over for the jimmy hat. Or in my case the Slimmy hat. She lubes up and then gets on top. MPOS and then finish my business.

There was still time left so she offers a very relaxing massage. It felt good and I must say I think she went over the time.

Back to the shower after the relaxing after sex massage. She scrubs up the boys and back and I hop off and dry off.

She finishes, we get dressed and she gets my shoes for me and I'm out the door back into the night.

I wonder why I didn't head back here sooner.

As always it's great VFM.

I Am.

Allergic To Cats.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-01-13, 01:37
http://www.canadaadultfun.com********member.php?u=36862

A quick Google search of the email came up with other ads / pics.

Noticed that some of them were familiar and put 2 and 2 together noticing that I had seen her in the past.

http://i.imgur.com/2AGPK.jpg (http://imgur.com/2AGPK)



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Pics are reasonably accurate to body type. Her ad says sweet and petite. A stretch. Just don't go there expecting an Olympic gymnast or a 10. Thinks Backpageish.

She has some ink. Place is in the NE. Easy to find. Has pets so careful of the allergies. You will want to keep your socks on as the place isn't spotless and perhaps might scare weaker pooners.

Once there she puts in a good effort and has a good sloppy BBBJ for under 80. YPMV.

Other options were available and the menu seems to be extensive. Greek, FS, facial, fetish, etc. Again YPMV and YMMV.

Smoker and not the most freshest experience / environment. Would repeat for price / quality of BJ. Wouldn't return for the Oshiness.

I Am.

Huffing Salbutamol.

SlimShady.

OfficeMatt
01-11-13, 08:12
Cripes, Slim, you certainly were on a tear on New Year's Eve!

Slimmest Shady
01-14-13, 08:46
Just trying to get some information to the masses.

Slimmest Shady
01-14-13, 08:47
Paradise Massage.

3155 34 Ave SE

(403) 453-2002.

10AM. 11PM.

Stopped in the other night for a rub and tug. Left empty handed. Pricing was a shocker. Most pricing is a shock for a poor guy like me but this one was getting up there.

Asked for a 1/2 hour. I was told $50 for the massage with tips extra. Politely declined. Headed for my shoes and she counter offered and asked what I would like to pay. Not saying what I would like to pay but saying what other places rates are it ended up with me putting my shoes on and wishing them good night and leaving. $40 for 1/2 and 40-60 for the tug was what I mentioned. At that point I was fine for 100 for the rub and tug. It just wasn't happening.

Bottom line the rates I was told is the ones they were sticking to.

$50 for 1/2 room rate. Can't remember what 45min rate was but it only was getting higher.

Tip for girl for HJ was $110. That was plus door rate.

I could have the regular 1/2 hr. Massage with no HJ for $50 plus a nominal $20 tip for the girl. I declined.

Tried to sell me the no massage and just HJ. I would be all over that if it was more reasonable but $110 for no massage and a quick HJ. That is FS Quickie territory. Add that $50 room fee and your getting FS and then some and other venues.

I saw 2 while I was there. Both decent looking. I would return for the looks compared to other AMP's but the HJ at FS prices will keep me away. I'll keep to the other AMP's and just close my eyes and think of all the money I will save.

I Am.

Not Getting Rubbed And Tugged There.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-23-13, 02:46
You can't Polish a turd.

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ths/3524930718.html

NEW ARRIVAL &9605; &9604; &9603; &9602; ASIAN M@SSEUSE (NW)

&9619; M_A_G_I_C__ * __M_@_S_S_E_U_S_E_ &9619;

Body Of A Goddess, Face Of An Angel, and a Magic Finger

We are open10am-11pm. So don't hesitate to call. 24/7.

All masseuse from HONGKONG THAILAND

&9742; Please Call RAINBOW Now &9743; 403 805 6838 Serious Inquires only

*NO BLOCKED CALLS * WALK IN WELCOME *

This is the pic from the CL ad.



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It is the Northland Health Center on 52 Ave NW behind the Mac's.

Phoned up after reading their CL and BP ads and all the hype of them saying new this and new that.

All I knew at the end that it was the same old routine.

It's an AMP and for that it suffices. Not a complete dump. Not the Taj Mahal. At least this time it wasn't 140 degrees inside making the aroma of crusty used cum tissues permeate your clothes. This time it was a reasonable temperature and I was able to carry on without laundering my finest silk.

Anyway back to the festivities.

Posted prices on wall. Typical AMP pricing. Chose the $40 for 30 mins.

Led into room with table, chair and stand with the oil, towels, etc.

She was typical Asian fair. Luckily she wasn't an elder but not a student either. Reasonably dressed.

Started the massage and then quickly upgraded to another attendant so I could have 4 hands. Damage was another $40.

Massage started with me on my back. Started to enjoy the 4 hands for about 2 minutes and then wouldn't you know it they were asking for extras.

Way to ruin the mood.

Can they not go at least 15 mins without asking about extras. And when they did it was all about upsell and how good they would be and that they were worth it and on and on and on. Managed to allow myself to spend $50 each for a CFNM HJ with some groping. The did put in a good effort once the money changed hands. I even managed to have them try to see who would be the one to make me pop. Guess who won?

It was me as they both kept taking turns until I popped.

Asked for a shower after and was told that the showers were broken. Well great. How about a hot towel? Sure. I only got one and not another to even dry off with.

So to recap. 4 hand massage with 2 average attendants was $80 and the $100 was split between them for the release.

Place was the same old Northland with staff that at least wasn't pushing 50.

I Am.

That Pot of Gold At The End Of A.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
01-23-13, 06:53
http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-specials-brunette-19-19/5034227

MY NAME IS CRYSTAL AND I AM JUST VISITING TOWN TODAY.

I AM OFFERING SPECIALS ALL DAY GUYS

YOUNG HOT TANNED AND TONED

CALL OR TEXT ME NOW TO BOOK YOUR NEXT FUN PLAYFULL VISIT WITH ME.

403 809 7076.

CRYSTAL

Poster's age: 19.



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Spent some time on BP and CL and thought I would take a chance on this one. Really got my attention with that 3rd pic with the red and black lingerie. Looked like she had a nice ass and small waist. Decided to set up an appt. Through text. Was easy to set up and ended up at Motel Village. Always like that area since it is right at a C-Train station.

Was given the room number and ventured up to the second floor. Knocked ever so softly on the door. The door opened and wouldn't you know it the person who opened it did not look like the pictures. I was expecting Spanish or the like. Ended up with a rectangular chick that appeared more Native than Spanish. I'm not an expert on nationalities but this one did not appear to be the same one as in the pics. Also had ink on her chest that doesn't appear in the pictures as well.

I politely mentioned that she wasn't what I was expecting based on the pics. She seemed fine with that almost as if she knew. Parted ways and I exited through the stairwell all blueballed out.

I Am.

Bait and Switched.

SlimShady.

Chopper6
01-31-13, 16:37
Can you provide website address? Or adress / phone number?


Some things might need to be under the radar and I'm not sure if this falls under or over.

Checked out the website and noticed a new arrival and she was 5' and a little over 100lbs. A spinner if you will...

Slimmest Shady
02-03-13, 10:45
It's public knowledge about the website so I can give that out. Any other contact info you would have to get from the site.

www.honeycathouse.com

Slimmest Shady
02-03-13, 10:46
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http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ths/3557933891.html

being christmas just past i fully undrstand that everybodys low on money.

therfore i have speacial low rates for january.

$100 30 min massage with free hands on pleasure.

$120. 45 minute massage free bodyslide.

$150 for 1 hour massage.

includes hands on pleasure, bodyslide, plus an excecutive touch. f / s at no extra charge.

please do not email this ad or text my phone.

first time callers must phone direct.

my name is sasha licinced

i do not give receipts.

i'm 38 above average looks

meduim build.

* please do not hang up if male answers.

call sasha those that require a male therapist ask for dan.

dan does only therapeutic massage.

call 403 875 6843.

just off mcleod tr.

saw the ad and noticed the special. since i've seen her for a massage before i thought i would partake in the f / s at no extra charge. set up appointment over the phone and was given the address near heritage drive. it's a house. not the cleanest one but it's still not a shady motel.

had a quick shower and thought to myself was i dirtier before i got into the shower or after. remind me to bring my own towel. read my massage review for the spin dry. i'm still slightly dizzy.

she is 40ish i would surmise. her ass is like in the picture except it's not as blurry. she does herself up in makeup which is nice to see her put some effort. she also put effort in the massage. then she teases and then a body slide. threw on a condom and proceeded to give a hot dicking. for a spur of the moment encounter i had a decent enough time. she does works odd hours which is nice when all the rub and tugs are closed you can still get off at odd hours.

never asked for dan. never saw dan. don't want dan.

i am.

not dan.

slimshady.

Chopper6
02-04-13, 22:40
Mmm shitty. Can't access, and can't send a message for access.

May be down?


It's public knowledge about the website so I can give that out. Any other contact info you would have to get from the site.

www.honeycathouse.com

Slimmest Shady
02-05-13, 09:40
http://cityxguide.com/10084wanting-9734-and-9734-waiting10084-26/

Backpage ad is gone now.



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You want to t o you see h it. You want to f e e l it. You want to have your way with it. So do I. I am a super sweet, down to earth girl that knows how to have a good time. Don't hesitate to text, you won't regret it. 100% Independent. No rush! No games! No drama! I just want both of us to have fun. Brown hair, blue eyes. 5'7, 115lbs NO A*N*A*L! NO C*O*F! NO F*E*T*I*S*H*E*S! Incall only! EMAIL me at for FACE PIC. &9829; 4036693618&9829; (text only)

The ass pic got me going and since I had some extra money and time to spend I thought why not get rid of some blue balls. Session was set up through email and then a confirmation text or two. She had incall available and I was on my way. She had emailed me rates and was only available for BJ which turned into BBBJCIMWS. I wasn't really expecting that but who am I to say no.

Found out why the FS was off limits. It seems as that time of the month wasn't going to come for about 8 months so I didn't argue and just enjoyed the BBBJ which was quite good. She also smelled good which is also a plus. Careful of the perfume though if you have to head home.

All in all a good time for 100 Alex.

I Am.

Glad I Perused The Internet.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
02-17-13, 10:41
http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-in-and-out-call-sexy-sassy-petit-brunette-and-her-blond-playmate-begging-to-play-29/4385113

SPECIALS IN AND OUT CALL, Sexy, Sassy, Petit Brunette and her blond playmate. Begging to play. 29

Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 5:25 PM

Looking for super a sexy sassy playMate I'm a girl for you. I love play And it would be my pleasure to please you. Plus you just have to meet my girl friend we might be just what you need. We are excited to hear from you. Incall 4039732652 Help up please each other

Poster's age: 29.

• Location: Calgary, NW 4039732652 Incall.



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Saw an ad with this number and it had the smaller images shown. Thought to give it a try. Was able to stop by with a hundred dollar short and sweet FS with one of them and have the other watch. Figured it would be fun to let them decide which one was to do what. They could decide once I get there. Was told where to go. I had to travel to the lodge which was in the NE. I've been there before but that was another review with another provider. Is there a hotel that I haven't been in?

Up the elavator and I knock on the door. It opens and I step in. I notice a fair bit of stuff in the room and by stuff I mean crap in garbage bags and boxes. Did someone just move in to the hotel? I didn't mind noticing those things. It was the missing teeth and overall sketchy look that I minded seeing. Lucky for me the phone rang and they both went to answer it. I was able to say my goodbyes and duck out the door.

Not my cup of tea that day.

I Am.

Earl Grey.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
02-17-13, 10:43
http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-80ultimate-expierence-simply-sinfuly-intoxicating-24/5394247

SpEcIaL $80&9733; UlTiMaTe ExPieReNcE &10084; °•&9733; •° *¨¨•* SiMpLy SiNfulY InToXiCaTiNg! •*¨¨*• °•&9733; •°.24

Posted: Sunday, February 17, 2013 12:01 AM

The holiday season has arrive. I'm on The N@ughtyLIST Come Sp@nk Me! Its time to treat yourself. The weather outside is cooling off but we could be warming things up in here. Experience the ultimate pleasure with ME! I am friendly, playful & extra naughttyy.

Our time together is always non rushed and memorable. Each new encounter is a sweet and delectable treat that will leave you wanting more.

&10032; CLEAN RESPECTFUL GENTLEMEN ONLY!

&9734; SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! NO BLOCKED CALLS!

604 961 0453

Poster's age: 24.



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Not one to pass by a special I thought I would drop a few dollars and see if I could set something up with this ad. Was able to set up an appointment through a few texts and a phone call upon arrival. It was at one of the finest by the hour hotels located near the 4600 block of 16th Ave NW.

The voice on the phone was pleasant and soon I was heading in for some quick fun. I had an outfit request that she mentioned that she had. I was looking forward to that so I quickened my pace in anticipation. Knock on the door and it opens. A blast of cigarette smoke hits me. Great. I am so glad I just showered for this. I walk in and notice she is wearing an outfit in the pictures with the stockings. It wasn't the outfit that she said she had. She asked if that would be good enough. At this point it would do but if you are telling me you have a certain outfit at least have it or just say you don't. Don't lead me on with something that you can't provide.

Starts with BBBJ in her stockings and lingerie. Pics make her look better than in person. Perhaps it was the dim light and smoke. Oral was good with some spitting and ball rubbing. She mentioned that her favourite position was doggie. Sure. Why not? A position change and soon I was entering from behind. This didn't last long. Sometimes you just don't feel fresh. This time I politely asked that I would like to finish with oral. Off came the rubber and I finished tossing myself off fucking her tits.

There looked to be possible baby damage. Not toned but let the pictures fool you slightly and allow the 80 bucks to help make your decision.

I've had worse for more money that's for sure. Stunk like an ashtray after leaving. No shower was available. Barely a wetnap was given.

I Am.

Needing To Bring More Wetnaps.

SlimShady.

Slimmest Shady
03-18-13, 09:05
http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/r-u-ready-for-me-cause-i-am-miss-bc-2011-miss-nude-ontario-21/5341129

Are you ready for me cause I am miss bc 2011 miss nude ontario. 21

Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 7:08 PM

Off stage and live for you

5 feet.

100 pounds

33 the.

Blue eyed beauty.

Long brown hair.

Here for your fantasyHere for your pleasure

587 926 7111 Text only

• Location: Red Deer, Sylvan lake

• Post ID: 5341129 calgary.

• Other ads by this user:

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You no what would look good on me you. 21 (Calgary) adult entertainment: escorts

Calgary one nite duo time. 21 (calgary) adult entertainment: escorts

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Hmmm what would look good on you. I would. 21 (red deer sylvan lake) adult entertainment: escorts.



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Got me a new pooning phone and new number. Last phone was getting to be a bit too much with all the random texts that I was getting. Sold it on kijiji to some other fellow and I hope he is having better luck with it.

Threw out a few texts whilst trolling CL and BP. This one came back with a decent price and the option of outfits. Thought why not. I could pay a little bit extra for an outfit. Made my selection and headed on the C-Train to Motel Village.

Text to let her know I was there and soon I was knocking at the door. Door opened and this petite thing opened the door. Looked great in her baseball hat, hoodie and tight sweat pants. Not quite the outfit I requested though. I asked for a poly / cotton blend. This was clearly just cotton.

It was a short lived outfit as soon I was naked and so was she. She left her bra on and her tits look great on her small frame. Started off with some oral which was decent with her long hair brushing against the boys. Wanted her to get on top. She replied with no. She likes the men to get on top. Alrighty. With my huge member she lubed up some and eased it in. As soon as I was in she was pressing her legs inwards preventing me from going deep. It was going to be one of those silent fights where I would like to at least get 1/2 of the 3 inches in. She had other plans. She was silently trying to cock block that. Didn't seem to be into it as much as I would like because I did like her petite frame with the nice tits. I did ask for her to take off her bra which she shoved up revealing some nice tits. I asked for her to flip over and she sighed ok and said usually this is extra.

Thank you for being so generous.

I could tell she wasn't really into it. I mentally apologized for interrupting her day. She flipped over. Soon I was finishing as I grabbed her ass thanking her silently that she was a shower toy. If she wasn't such a shower toy I would be really let down by the experience. It's not often you get someone that's 5' and under 100. I'll take them when I can get them. I popped in my finishing move and cleaned up.

There were no wetnaps or other cleaning pads other than a motel Kleenex box. Like a magnet to steel I gingerly dabbed my johnson to minimize the white bits of kleenex yearning to bond to the tip of my cock.

Damage was 120. 20 of it being that poly / cotton mixup. Why can't females understand what outfit requests really mean?

Not a great time. Saving grace was her size / build. Not sure if I would lather / rinse / repeat.

I Am.

Wondering Why She Didn't Wear Her Sash.

SlimShady.

Traveller2013
06-18-13, 09:58
Heya SlimShady.

Will be in Calgary soon and was wondering if there is a good massage place in Calgary (or a lady that could come to my hotel). Rub and tug.

Money is not much of an issue. Cleanliness, good quality, pretty (or mostly) masseuse is. Any places like that? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

(BTW, great posts!)

T


http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/r-u-ready-for-me-cause-i-am-miss-bc-2011-miss-nude-ontario-21/5341129

Are you ready for me cause I am miss bc 2011 miss nude ontario. 21

Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 7:08 PM

Off stage and live for you...

Jack Rabbit
08-09-13, 08:47
Experienced monger overseas.

Have found the only way to go is INCALL, preferably Korean if you want possibility of GFE, young higher quality.

Was feeling lazy in my hotel, not wanting to drive around for hit or miss. All SPs wanted 300+ for OUTCALL. Too risky if a dud.

Found one SP for 180 (30 min OUTCALL) , from Hong Kong (recommended from another ad). Couldn't find the pics off backpage. First red flag. Should have bailed. Waited over 1. 5hrs. Old Chinese lady (early 40's) shows up at my door. Fuck me. Knew I was locked in, so tried to make the best of it. Horrible service, couldn't even keep it hard she was so nasty. Ended up closing my eyes, and CBJ.

In the future, I will go with my gut and just watch porn dammit.

Never going Chinese again either, Korean or bust.

OfficeMatt
08-10-13, 06:02
You're not Slim Shady, so maybe take a hint and write in your own style. Thin, dude. Thin.


Experienced monger overseas.

Have found the only way to go is INCALL, preferably Korean if you want possibility of GFE, young higher quality.

Was feeling lazy in my hotel, not wanting to drive around for hit or miss. All SPs wanted 300+ for OUTCALL. Too risky if a dud.

Found one SP for 180 (30 min OUTCALL) , from Hong Kong (recommended from another ad). Couldn't find the pics off backpage. First red flag. Should have bailed. Waited over 1. 5hrs. Old Chinese lady (early 40's) shows up at my door. Fuck me. Knew I was locked in, so tried to make the best of it. Horrible service, couldn't even keep it hard she was so nasty. Ended up closing my eyes, and CBJ.

In the future, I will go with my gut and just watch porn dammit.

Never going Chinese again either, Korean or bust.

Larbo
01-08-14, 02:55
You're not Slim Shady, so maybe take a hint and write in your own style. Thin, dude. Thin.What the heck? Flaming a fellow monger for his writing style? I didn't see it as that similar.

I'm coming to Calgary for a month or so, and read back 5 pages to see what was what. Yeah, Slim has his own quite humorous style, and gives some good info. However, I need some fresh info. Things change, you know, and the info on here seems a wee bit old.

If I'm going to get flamed for the way I write, I'm going to be a wee bit shy about posting whatever it is I might find when I get there.

Cheers, an' Happy Hunting,

Larbo

Param Ahmad
03-08-15, 01:29
".... police and municipal approaches to sex workers and johns are highly inconsistent across the country. Calgary Police Chief Rick Hanson applauds Bill -c-36, for example, whereas Victoria police officers shy away from arresting those engaging in prostitution. ".

https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?118900-Bill-C-36-Media-Watchlist-you-can-help! (posted September 23, 2014).

Shinanigans247
03-19-15, 01:08
Hey fellow members,

Anyone know anything about Kathy and Stacy offering duos? Got robbed once in Calgary so any feedback would be very appreciated.

MarcM1985
09-28-16, 09:50
First of all the girl was nothing like the pictures, just petite and maybe big breasted. But smelling cigarette and butter face.

As soon I gave her the money she started acting all crazy having to go meet her cab driver again. I sensed the scam but couldn't impose myself and take the money.

We went back to the cab and she darted as soon she was close to the cab (the reason was she forgot the condoms.).

Beware. And now I can say it, as soon as you feel a scam it probably is! So just not feel bad to pay after the service or making sure you are in control somewhat.

Here is a description of the ad:

"Hey guys I am new in town here to take care of all your needs and desires available for outcalls to hotels and residence 24/7. I am 21 yrs old open minded super sexy 5'5 tall,108 lbs, see-36. Tanned and toned and lots of fun.

LUCY 780-XXXX650.

Poster's age: 21."

HectorG
12-20-16, 06:58
Mongering scene is alive in well in Alberta but unfortunately you wouldn't know it by the lack of posts here. There are several Canadian prairie-specific mongering sites that have thousands of reviews and ads. Just google CAF Reviews and PERB.

Alberta Cowboy
05-02-17, 08:23
Danica on 19th Ave SE.

Drove around the block after crashing at T & C in October 2015. She was good. Very friendly and likes what she does. She is about 5'1/105. Way too good looking to be out in area. Have tried numerous time to get her to stop but she has a sex addiction as well as other issues. I love her very much. I only wish she would love herself.

DesireGuy
07-14-18, 18:25
Hello mongers,

I will be in calgary on 17th & 18th July. Please provide contacts of best chicks around the block. It's urgent.

Thanks.

Linsasa
09-09-18, 04:59
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Bulbul
09-25-18, 20:10
Hi,

I am in Calgary please send me best escort contact thanks.

JasonGr
10-24-18, 11:35
Hello!

I am going to try out the service from https://listcrawler.com soon. What do you think about it? It is a safe solution? I would like to get some tips from you on it here, thank you in advance!

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02-12-19, 07:03
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Kpower
05-20-19, 05:42
Just wondering how good Leolist is in Calgary / Edmonton area? In Vancouver area it's used a lot so just curious. Thanks!

K.

Sky Ryder
10-24-19, 21:51
I've been fortunate to enjoy the scene in much of Canada, but am surprised at the lack of info Calgary. I have a trip upcoming in a couple of weeks and am open to suggestions. I will try to share whatever I find regardless of where I get the info.

TIA.

Sky.

Foxwilly
12-14-19, 01:52
Calgary has some fun girls for sure. Though it is not the most inexpensive place to poon in Canada. CAF is a great resource (Candadadultfun. CC) The girls on their are paid advertisers so they are much more reliable than leolist. Leolist can be great if you know how to decipher the fake ads from the real. (by fake I mean be+ S,) generally if a girl has an Instagram or twitter account attached to an ad then they are legit. Some leolist providers are also "Verified" and I can vouch for those that I have seen.

My favorite girls right now are:

Ashton Steele.

Veronica Hastings.

Jazzy Jazz.

And many of the girls visiting by posting on CAF are worth considering.

Sorry I didn't see this post before. I haven't been on here for a while.


I've been fortunate to enjoy the scene in much of Canada, but am surprised at the lack of info Calgary. I have a trip upcoming in a couple of weeks and am open to suggestions. I will try to share whatever I find regardless of where I get the info.

TIA.

Sky.

PokeMe
04-30-20, 01:51
Hello!

I am going to try out the service from https://listcrawler.com soon. What do you think about it? It is a safe solution? I would like to get some tips from you on it here, thank you in advance!Hello,

Did you take the service from the above site? How was the experience? Kindly share details.

Gamer76
04-30-20, 10:16
Hello,

Did you take the service from the above site? How was the experience? Kindly share details.Some of the profiles are not genuine.

PokeMe
04-30-20, 16:18
Some of the profiles are not genuine.Which ones? Can you name them?

PokeMe
05-01-20, 18:12
First of all the girl was nothing like the pictures, just petite and maybe big breasted. But smelling cigarette and butter face.

As soon I gave her the money she started acting all crazy having to go meet her cab driver again. I sensed the scam but couldn't impose myself and take the money.

We went back to the cab and she darted as soon she was close to the cab (the reason was she forgot the condoms.).

Beware. And now I can say it, as soon as you feel a scam it probably is! So just not feel bad to pay after the service or making sure you are in control somewhat.

Here is a description of the ad:.Is she a SW or an escort?

Gamer76
05-02-20, 10:34
Which ones? Can you name them?Just stay away from profiles which use too much description which kind of seems flattering. Some of them are not real.

PokeMe
05-02-20, 17:54
Just stay away from profiles which use too much description which kind of seems flattering. Some of them are not real.Yeah even I have seen some ads are too much laden with seductive words and meant to create a hype. Also some of the profiles pics are stolen from online.

Gamer76
05-03-20, 06:29
Is she a SW or an escort?No way a SW. It's an escort.