TomJackin
05-30-18, 23:10
I've never been, had some days off, and the airfare was favorable.
First off, Puebla's altitude is 7000 feet. This is why I only went for three nights and not any longer. As much as I want to romp in Bogota and La Paz, that will never happen because the high altitudes fuck with my head. Quito was a big lesson learned!
Flight:
I flew Volaris for the third time out of Tijuana. You can get a round trip ticket for around 7000 pesos. I used the CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back for the fifth time; I highly recommend CBX. CBX round trip was 30 bucks.
Taxi to hotel and back to the airport: From the airport, I arranged a taxi for 350. Back to the airport from the hotel I used my Uber driver for 250 pesos. It's about a 45 minute ride to El Centro.
Getting around town: Taxis were cheap and reliable. Anywhere between 30 and 60 pesos around town. AND Uber was even cheaper! The first night, I hired a cab for 150 pesos an hour. His name was Hector, but he lacked the knowledge on the club scene; so I decided to bid farewell to Hector.
The next afternoon, I met a Uber driver that knew about all the clubs, so I hired him on for the second and third night, I hired on Carlos for the same price. We kept in contact with WhatsApp.
Hotel:
I stayed at the NH Puebla Centro Historico. It was located in a great area of El Centro. I had a junior suite for $112 night. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. Not sure if the hotel was "Girl friendly" because I did not try to bring a chica back to my room. The hotel even gave me a 3 pm late check-out on the day I was leaving.
Communication:
I have the North American T-Mobile plan, so calls, texts, and the using internet were included. I used Google maps several times while walking around the city.
Restaurants:
I did a lot of research before I left and here are my thoughts on the restaurants:
Fonda de Santa Clara:
Mixiote (very good).
Meson Sacristia de la Compania:
Mole Poblano (excellent).
Tamol de Dulce con Mole (very good).
Casareyna:
Chalupas (very good).
Pipian de la Tia Cris (excellent).
Mural de LOS Poblanos:
Sopa de Chicharron (very good).
Trilogia de Cemitas (very good).
El Sombrero:
Gusanos de Maguey (still not sure what I thought of that dish).
Puerco de Salsa Barbacoa (excellent).
Tacos de LOS Angeles (late night chow):
Especial Cemita (very good).
Gringa Taco (excellent).
I wanted to try the Chiles en Nogada, but it was out of season. I was told the dish would be available in June.
Overall thoughts: As you can see, I ate a lot of chow within three days and I thought the food was very good, and very different from other parts of Mexico. It was a great food getaway as well.
The mongering scene:
Strip / table dance clubs:
In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. As each night went on, the more I drank. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me.
I'm now drinking vodka and soda water when I travel in Mexico, and always with Absolute.
The fichas were various prices, I am quoting the lowest ficha price.
Club: Opss.
Cover: none.
My drink: 110.
Ficha: 225.
Sex: 4600/30.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: pretty damn good.
Night / Time: Thursday 11.
Comments: Very nice club and many hotties.
Club: Royal.
Cover: 200 (not a fucking thing included!
My drink: 126.
Ficha: 290.
Sex: 4600/30.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: very good.
Night / Time: Thursday 11:30.
Comments: 200 cover for what? Fuck this place!
Club: Mamitas.
Cover: 200 (towards for final bill).
My drink: 120.
Ficha: 210.
Sex: 4500/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 30.
Quality of chicas: very good to damn hot.
Night / Time: Thursday 1.
Comments: I really liked this place. The manager showed me all the rooms and the chicas were very friendly and damn hot!
Club: La Casita.
Cover: none.
My drink: 50.
Ficha: 210.
Sex: 3000/40.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 16.
Quality of chicas: OK to just a bit beyond OK.
Night / Time: Thursday 2.
Comments: Crappy club, no need to visit the place!
Club: 40 Grados.
Cover: none.
My drink: 130.
Ficha: 230.
Sex: 4200/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 25.
Quality of chicas: very good.
Night / Time: Friday 11.
Comments: Fuckers charged me a 10% tax, fuck this place!
Club: DKCH.
Cover: none.
My drink: 120.
Ficha: 225.
Sex: 3440/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday midnight.
Comments: small club, nice girls.
Club: Exesso.
Cover: none.
My drink: 121 (round the fucking price off).
Ficha: 230.
Sex: 4000/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 18.
Quality of chicas: very damn good.
Night / Time: Friday 1.
Comments: Big club with good dancers.
Club: Bikinis.
Cover: none.
My drink: 60.
Ficha: 200.
Sex: 3000/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 50+.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 2.
Comments: I liked the place! Very large club with lots of women and cheap drinks, thus, lots of dudes as well.
Club: Madelein.
Cover: none.
My drink: 85.
Ficha: 130.
Sex: ?
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 22.
Quality of chicas: Good to almost very good.
Night / Time: Friday 3.
Comments: Sorry, it was late and I lost track of pricing. But, it was a nice club though.
Club: Lacross.
Cover: none.
My drink: 70.
Ficha: 150.
Sex: 3000/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 12-15.
Quality of chicas: OK to a few good.
Night / Time: Saturday 10:30.
Comments: The mesero told me there were 40 girls working there, I saw a lot less; maybe I was too early. OH, and across the street were children amusement rides; go figure!
Club: Aplausoa.
Cover: none.
My drink: 60.
Ficha: 120.
Sex: see comments.
On site: yes and no.
Number of chicas: 12-15.
Quality of chicas: OK to almost good.
Night / Time: Saturday 11:30.
Comments: You can have sex in the private room, one song, 300 pesos. Off site, 1500/60, 3000/120 and so on. This place can get dangerous later at night. As I was talking to one of the girls, I was getting starred down by a few of the locals. I recommend you skip this place!
Club: Salendea.
Cover: none.
My drink: 65.
Ficha: 230.
Sex: 3000/40.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: good to damn good.
Night / Time: Saturday 12:30.
Comments: Great club with a few stunners to boot!
Club: KingKongzzito.
Cover: none.
My drink: 85.
Ficha: 210.
Sex: 4500/40.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 8.
Quality of chicas: very good.
Night / Time: Saturday 1:15.
Comments: The fuckers tried the service charge thingy again, and still wanted a tip. Be aware of that!
Club: Foxies.
Cover: none.
My drink: 85.
Ficha: 210.
Sex: 4500/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 8-10.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Saturday 1:45.
Comments: Same owner as King Kong and right across the street. Smaller, but a nice club.
Club: Versalles.
Cover: none.
My drink: 60.
Ficha: 220.
Sex: 3600/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 10.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Saturday 2:30.
Comments: Large club and quite relaxing. I ended my three night romp in this club and had a great conversation with a hot chica. We chatted for close to an hour while she took her sweet time drinking her ficha. It was a good place to end the romp.
Overall thoughts on the clubs: They were pricy as hell, but it is the same in most of the clubs throughout the Mexican cities which I traveled. I love exploring the clubs and gathering information, thus, no regrets!
The street scene:
The street scene is alive and well in Puebla and it is on two streets in El Centro, Avenida 12 and 14. If you use Calle 5 as a starting point, you can go one block in either direction on Avenida 12 and 14.
I was there Saturday at 4 pm and here is what I found. There were very few women on Avenida 12, but there were more than 40 (to say the least) on Avenida 14. The going price was 200 pesos for 20 minutes. The hotels on 12 cost 60, but on 14 they cost 50.
The girl I was with used to work the alley in Tijuana. It was with no clothes and to competition, everything covered. She said the street girls worked from 10 am and many worked until 10 pm. Needless to say, Avenida 14 is your best bet!
Casa de Chicas:
I went to two of them, but only remember the location of one of them. If you face club Royal, it will be down the street on the left and across the street. It is a white gated place with a buzzer. Once you go in the girls will line up. I was there around midnight Thursday.
There were around 10 girls, from average to good looking. The price was 500 for 30 minutes, longer if you tip. I stay for almost an hour. I gave her 100 for a tip and she was tickled to death. Sorry, I don't remember where the other casa was located, but the pricing was the same.
Ruins:
I did not look for or visit any ruins.
Churches and museums:
I did not look for or visit any churches or museums.
Cupid:
No luck whatsoever.
Tinder:
No luck whatsoever.
Overall thoughts on Puebla:
I enjoyed what this city had to offer. The city was very tranquil and the people were very friendly. And, and, and, the food was pretty damn good! I also like the fact that I HAD to speak Spanish to communicate with the chicas.
The weather was nice during the day, but a bit chilly in the evening; a light jacket worked out well.
I had a great time exploring and documenting stuff for our community; no regrets whatsoever!
Would I ever return to Puebla? No, I'm not very good with high altitude cities.
As always, just my dos pinche pesos of course!
First off, Puebla's altitude is 7000 feet. This is why I only went for three nights and not any longer. As much as I want to romp in Bogota and La Paz, that will never happen because the high altitudes fuck with my head. Quito was a big lesson learned!
Flight:
I flew Volaris for the third time out of Tijuana. You can get a round trip ticket for around 7000 pesos. I used the CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back for the fifth time; I highly recommend CBX. CBX round trip was 30 bucks.
Taxi to hotel and back to the airport: From the airport, I arranged a taxi for 350. Back to the airport from the hotel I used my Uber driver for 250 pesos. It's about a 45 minute ride to El Centro.
Getting around town: Taxis were cheap and reliable. Anywhere between 30 and 60 pesos around town. AND Uber was even cheaper! The first night, I hired a cab for 150 pesos an hour. His name was Hector, but he lacked the knowledge on the club scene; so I decided to bid farewell to Hector.
The next afternoon, I met a Uber driver that knew about all the clubs, so I hired him on for the second and third night, I hired on Carlos for the same price. We kept in contact with WhatsApp.
Hotel:
I stayed at the NH Puebla Centro Historico. It was located in a great area of El Centro. I had a junior suite for $112 night. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. Not sure if the hotel was "Girl friendly" because I did not try to bring a chica back to my room. The hotel even gave me a 3 pm late check-out on the day I was leaving.
Communication:
I have the North American T-Mobile plan, so calls, texts, and the using internet were included. I used Google maps several times while walking around the city.
Restaurants:
I did a lot of research before I left and here are my thoughts on the restaurants:
Fonda de Santa Clara:
Mixiote (very good).
Meson Sacristia de la Compania:
Mole Poblano (excellent).
Tamol de Dulce con Mole (very good).
Casareyna:
Chalupas (very good).
Pipian de la Tia Cris (excellent).
Mural de LOS Poblanos:
Sopa de Chicharron (very good).
Trilogia de Cemitas (very good).
El Sombrero:
Gusanos de Maguey (still not sure what I thought of that dish).
Puerco de Salsa Barbacoa (excellent).
Tacos de LOS Angeles (late night chow):
Especial Cemita (very good).
Gringa Taco (excellent).
I wanted to try the Chiles en Nogada, but it was out of season. I was told the dish would be available in June.
Overall thoughts: As you can see, I ate a lot of chow within three days and I thought the food was very good, and very different from other parts of Mexico. It was a great food getaway as well.
The mongering scene:
Strip / table dance clubs:
In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. As each night went on, the more I drank. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me.
I'm now drinking vodka and soda water when I travel in Mexico, and always with Absolute.
The fichas were various prices, I am quoting the lowest ficha price.
Club: Opss.
Cover: none.
My drink: 110.
Ficha: 225.
Sex: 4600/30.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: pretty damn good.
Night / Time: Thursday 11.
Comments: Very nice club and many hotties.
Club: Royal.
Cover: 200 (not a fucking thing included!
My drink: 126.
Ficha: 290.
Sex: 4600/30.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: very good.
Night / Time: Thursday 11:30.
Comments: 200 cover for what? Fuck this place!
Club: Mamitas.
Cover: 200 (towards for final bill).
My drink: 120.
Ficha: 210.
Sex: 4500/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 30.
Quality of chicas: very good to damn hot.
Night / Time: Thursday 1.
Comments: I really liked this place. The manager showed me all the rooms and the chicas were very friendly and damn hot!
Club: La Casita.
Cover: none.
My drink: 50.
Ficha: 210.
Sex: 3000/40.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 16.
Quality of chicas: OK to just a bit beyond OK.
Night / Time: Thursday 2.
Comments: Crappy club, no need to visit the place!
Club: 40 Grados.
Cover: none.
My drink: 130.
Ficha: 230.
Sex: 4200/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 25.
Quality of chicas: very good.
Night / Time: Friday 11.
Comments: Fuckers charged me a 10% tax, fuck this place!
Club: DKCH.
Cover: none.
My drink: 120.
Ficha: 225.
Sex: 3440/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday midnight.
Comments: small club, nice girls.
Club: Exesso.
Cover: none.
My drink: 121 (round the fucking price off).
Ficha: 230.
Sex: 4000/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 18.
Quality of chicas: very damn good.
Night / Time: Friday 1.
Comments: Big club with good dancers.
Club: Bikinis.
Cover: none.
My drink: 60.
Ficha: 200.
Sex: 3000/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 50+.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 2.
Comments: I liked the place! Very large club with lots of women and cheap drinks, thus, lots of dudes as well.
Club: Madelein.
Cover: none.
My drink: 85.
Ficha: 130.
Sex: ?
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 22.
Quality of chicas: Good to almost very good.
Night / Time: Friday 3.
Comments: Sorry, it was late and I lost track of pricing. But, it was a nice club though.
Club: Lacross.
Cover: none.
My drink: 70.
Ficha: 150.
Sex: 3000/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 12-15.
Quality of chicas: OK to a few good.
Night / Time: Saturday 10:30.
Comments: The mesero told me there were 40 girls working there, I saw a lot less; maybe I was too early. OH, and across the street were children amusement rides; go figure!
Club: Aplausoa.
Cover: none.
My drink: 60.
Ficha: 120.
Sex: see comments.
On site: yes and no.
Number of chicas: 12-15.
Quality of chicas: OK to almost good.
Night / Time: Saturday 11:30.
Comments: You can have sex in the private room, one song, 300 pesos. Off site, 1500/60, 3000/120 and so on. This place can get dangerous later at night. As I was talking to one of the girls, I was getting starred down by a few of the locals. I recommend you skip this place!
Club: Salendea.
Cover: none.
My drink: 65.
Ficha: 230.
Sex: 3000/40.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: good to damn good.
Night / Time: Saturday 12:30.
Comments: Great club with a few stunners to boot!
Club: KingKongzzito.
Cover: none.
My drink: 85.
Ficha: 210.
Sex: 4500/40.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 8.
Quality of chicas: very good.
Night / Time: Saturday 1:15.
Comments: The fuckers tried the service charge thingy again, and still wanted a tip. Be aware of that!
Club: Foxies.
Cover: none.
My drink: 85.
Ficha: 210.
Sex: 4500/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 8-10.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Saturday 1:45.
Comments: Same owner as King Kong and right across the street. Smaller, but a nice club.
Club: Versalles.
Cover: none.
My drink: 60.
Ficha: 220.
Sex: 3600/60.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 10.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Saturday 2:30.
Comments: Large club and quite relaxing. I ended my three night romp in this club and had a great conversation with a hot chica. We chatted for close to an hour while she took her sweet time drinking her ficha. It was a good place to end the romp.
Overall thoughts on the clubs: They were pricy as hell, but it is the same in most of the clubs throughout the Mexican cities which I traveled. I love exploring the clubs and gathering information, thus, no regrets!
The street scene:
The street scene is alive and well in Puebla and it is on two streets in El Centro, Avenida 12 and 14. If you use Calle 5 as a starting point, you can go one block in either direction on Avenida 12 and 14.
I was there Saturday at 4 pm and here is what I found. There were very few women on Avenida 12, but there were more than 40 (to say the least) on Avenida 14. The going price was 200 pesos for 20 minutes. The hotels on 12 cost 60, but on 14 they cost 50.
The girl I was with used to work the alley in Tijuana. It was with no clothes and to competition, everything covered. She said the street girls worked from 10 am and many worked until 10 pm. Needless to say, Avenida 14 is your best bet!
Casa de Chicas:
I went to two of them, but only remember the location of one of them. If you face club Royal, it will be down the street on the left and across the street. It is a white gated place with a buzzer. Once you go in the girls will line up. I was there around midnight Thursday.
There were around 10 girls, from average to good looking. The price was 500 for 30 minutes, longer if you tip. I stay for almost an hour. I gave her 100 for a tip and she was tickled to death. Sorry, I don't remember where the other casa was located, but the pricing was the same.
Ruins:
I did not look for or visit any ruins.
Churches and museums:
I did not look for or visit any churches or museums.
Cupid:
No luck whatsoever.
Tinder:
No luck whatsoever.
Overall thoughts on Puebla:
I enjoyed what this city had to offer. The city was very tranquil and the people were very friendly. And, and, and, the food was pretty damn good! I also like the fact that I HAD to speak Spanish to communicate with the chicas.
The weather was nice during the day, but a bit chilly in the evening; a light jacket worked out well.
I had a great time exploring and documenting stuff for our community; no regrets whatsoever!
Would I ever return to Puebla? No, I'm not very good with high altitude cities.
As always, just my dos pinche pesos of course!