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Raj Patela
11-21-23, 14:30
AGREED. Some of the best humanity teachers are those who have so little.
I understand that English is not everyone's mother tongue, but it is mine, and I was lucky enough to work in a field where EVERYONE speaks English, mandatory, no matter where in the world. Myself, I paid for my university myself, but my father taught me the power of the language to express yourself clearly. He made a living at it.
Yep, and yep (good English, that). Some look for the hottest, the best. Both criteria relative to the observer. Myself, I'm never one who values form over function. Like the Swiss girl in Switzerland who was telling me I should buy a Swiss watch as they were the best in the world. I told her I did have a Swiss watch, the one I was wearing. "THAT'S NOT A SWISS WATCH!!!" Yes, it IS, a Casio Databank I bought right here in Switzerland..." She was NOT amused.Gandhi had millions in Offshore Bank. Accounts bro.
Raj Patela
11-21-23, 16:37
Then this post referring the pictures of another poster:
There is always a couple of mother fuckers posting in every thread on ISG who talk more than they actually do. How are a couple of visiting mother fuckers going to claim an individual who lives here is lying on their dick without proof? Now I am not deep in the bar scene. But I know this, in the forum where I posted most before I came to Thailand, mother fuckers would claim I was lying on my dick also.
I made an effort to share information in the Pattaya Hotels. I had a dumbass pedantic mother fucker tell me I did not know where I lived or where I actually went on the Baht Bus. I explained it in detail using bold to make sure I showed everyone that I am so smart. LOL!.
Where does this need to challenge another ISG Brother come from?
Now, I will respond to people strongly here. Most of my posts here I am just responding to people. But in my opinion Paolo and Raj Raj are out of line and have been for a long time.
You know anyone can use bold, underline, italics, etc. If they just go to the FAQ portion of the ISG Forum and learn the formatting tools. Furthermore anyone who does not like how I write my posts does not need to read them and they especially do not need to comment on them by inference like a girly man.
Let me conclude by asking: Does anyone really need "intelligence" to find pussy in Bangkok or Pattaya? I know I don't. Now I have not been to Bangkok. But half a dozen girls have written me on Thai Friendly from there. Do not know if they are looking for a customer or a boyfriend. But even if I did not get with any of my Thai Friendly prospects I am certain I don't have to read one post in ISG in order to find pussy. Although I find ISG to be a valuable resource one individual cannot define the value of a post to another individual.
We all live very different lives. Finding sex is the mundane part of my life. I spend more time trying to figure out what I am going to have to eat than I do who I am going to fuck. The decision on what to eat is more important to me. LOL!.Am I to conclude you think the tittie's are Real. That's what I was referring too.
Which seven posts? It was only one.Actually you have made three now with your fucked up logic and direction. But who is counting? Your previous seven were all pedantic corrections of other posters in other threads.
Yes, I was confused because you also have to start on Second Road to take a baht bus going north. I just did not realize that you were going south.
And yes, I have made the trip a couple of times, but that's a long time ago.If you actually believe this, instead of just being pedantic then you have very bad sense of direction. I said very specially that I got on the Baht Bus at Soi 13/2 on Beach Road. If I was going to View Talay Six I would have walked to Second Road along Soi 13/2 and then took the Baht Bus to View Talay Six. But since View Talay Six is fairly close, I would not have taken the Baht Bus, I would have just walked.
So you either think I a complete idiot or your desire to be right at all costs knows no bounds. Hey, I show you around since you seem to be so disoriented at this point in time. SMH!
I don't read this forum but Rarely. I saw you and had to click.
I cannot stop laughing at you bro.Thank you Raj Raj. Enjoying Soi 6 these days.
Raj Patela
11-22-23, 01:22
Some guys over here think there is no such a thing like a regular girl in Pattaya. How do you even know she is a regular girl? She might even have a proper job in the day and be a hooker every nights.
We've all done some newbies errors when in Pattaya, the more you'll stay there, the more you'll learn.
What is the reference to the color and size of your dick for? Nobody is interrested about that here, this is not a gay forum.Its their CULTURE. Stay safe BRO.
Explorer8939
11-22-23, 01:32
I made an effort to share information in the Pattaya Hotels. I had a dumbass pedantic mother fucker tell me I did not know where I lived or where I actually went on the Baht Bus. I explained it in detail using bold to make sure I showed everyone that I am so smart. LOL!.
.You posted that you took a baht bus to View Talay 5 on Second Road.
View Talay 5 is on Thappraya Road in Jomtien. Nobody in Jomtien refers to Thappraya Road as Second Road.
So, very confusing.
Raj Patela
11-22-23, 01:33
Gandhi had millions in Offshore Bank. Accounts bro.The Mother Queens offshore bank accounts had OFFshore Bank Accounts.
Explorer8939
11-22-23, 01:38
A bargirl pinged me about coming to my condo to drink. After some discussion, we made an appointment.
Then, she asked me if she could bring a friend. I declined.
Which means she probably won't show, since her goal was to get some money for her friend. Her plan was to go together, drink and talk to Fer friend in Thai. Then, she would tell her friend to give me a BBBJ, and then they would go home.
If she comes alone, she has to do all of the work, and might get so drunk, she would find herself face down and naked on my bed.
Banana Boi
11-22-23, 04:55
You posted that you took a baht bus to View Talay 5 on Second Road.
View Talay 5 is on Thappraya Road in Jomtien. Nobody in Jomtien refers to Thappraya Road as Second Road.You catch the baht bus that goes down Thappraya Road to Jomtien on the SE corner of 2nd Road and South Pattaya Road. That baht bus runs along 2nd Road for a bit before turning on to Thappraya.
We have an Angry BBC in the HOUSE. Chill. We not out to get you.Some of them think they've got something special.
They can't help bragging about it.
You catch the baht bus that goes down Thappraya Road to Jomtien on the SE corner of 2nd Road and South Pattaya Road. That baht bus runs along 2nd Road for a bit before turning on to Thappraya.Exactly what I did. But there are individuals that insist on being pedantic. Thank you for explaining it, to the tourists and The E man who remain confused, for me Banana Boi.
You posted that you took a baht bus to View Talay 5 on Second Road.That is not what I posted. You know I did not write this. That is why you chopped up my post in such a way as to support your truly idiotic statement. That is also why you did not quote my post in it's entirety. Here it is:
This afternoon, got on the Bhat bus at Soi 13/2 on Beach Road. Rode it down to Walking Street and made the turn. Dismounted and walked on to Second Road and mounted up again. Headed down Second Road until View Talay 5. 18 minutes, 34 seconds, 48 tenths of a second, 20 THB.
View Talay 5 is on Thappraya Road in Jomtien. Nobody in Jomtien refers to Thappraya Road as Second Road.Did you need me to tell you that the Baht Bus route runs along Second Road and then turns onto Thappraya Road? If you actually live here you did need to know this. If you actually have taken the route you would not have needed to know this and even a TOURIST would not needed to know this since the Baht Bus started on 2nd Road and wound up at the destination of View Talay 5.
So, very confusing.Does it take 18 minutes, 34 seconds, 48 tenths of a second and 20 THB to goto View Talay 6? If you cannot answer that question then you do not live here and there is no way anyone except for a true TOURIST would be confused about anything that I wrote.
EverythingThai
11-22-23, 19:57
A bargirl pinged me about coming to my condo to drink. After some discussion, we made an appointment.
Then, she asked me if she could bring a friend. I declined.
Which means she probably won't show, since her goal was to get some money for her friend. Her plan was to go together, drink and talk to Fer friend in Thai. Then, she would tell her friend to give me a BBBJ, and then they would go home.
If she comes alone, she has to do all of the work, and might get so drunk, she would find herself face down and naked on my bed.I have had the same thing offered to me. I made a deal for BBFS CIP fucking them both. 1300 Baht each. It was about a year ago. Thai Friendly hook up. It was not the best threesome I have had, but it was good enough for the time being.
EverythingThai
11-22-23, 20:08
You English Compositon lesson for today Raj Raj. People are wondering if English is your first language. For me it is not important. It is so fucked up, I will just take time out of my busy life to teach you. Don't quit your day Job mate. This is like calling the kettle black.
This is the correct way. "Your English Composition lesson for today. " Learn how to spell composition and "You" should be "Your".
Just saying.
Don't quit your day Job mate. This is like calling the kettle black.I don't have a day job you dumb punk ass ***** mother fucker. You might. I don't.
It is the rare kettle that you find that is black these days. Even cast iron is mostly covered in enamel to allow pretty colors and easy clean up compared to the base metal. Although Lodge does make a few cast iron kettles that that are black. I have not seen any Lodge cookware here so far in my search for professional grade cooking equipment.
How do I know this? A few years as a brunch chef while I was in university. I learned my way around a professional kitchen. My interest continues and I always equip my home kitchen with professional grade equipment. There is an excellent Kitchen Supply Store on 2nd Road (yeah I take the Baht Bus there). The name is TKH Kitchenware. Prices are good and the stock available is excellent.
This is the correct way. "Your English Composition lesson for today. " Learn how to spell composition and "You" should be "Your".Thank you. I made a mistake. Two of them to be completely accurate. I take instruction very well. I am comfortable making minor spelling errors. Last time I checked, even though I did not have a day job, I was not getting paid to post here on ISG. Next time I will make an effort to do oh so much better for you. Or maybe not. ROTFLMFAO!.
Just saying.Fuck you and the click you claim!
You really want to compare my spelling errors with Raj Raj English Composition or lack there of? If you do, you are just showing that you are another one of those dumb punk ass ***** pedantic mother fuckers who values form over function. How was the composition and spelling in this post? You going to tell me I don't know where View Talay 5 is also or that I cannot take a Baht Bus that starts on 2nd Road to get there?
Two middle fingers up to ya!
Some of them think they've got something special.
They can't help bragging about it.I didn't need his post to know who he is. The clue was there from the attitude and the Sosua trips.
Explorer8939
11-23-23, 01:35
I have had the same thing offered to me. I made a deal for BBFS CIP fucking them both. 1300 Baht each. It was about a year ago. Thai Friendly hook up. It was not the best threesome I have had, but it was good enough for the time being.It's always a crap shoot when two ladies show up. Sometimes good, sometimes not good. Especially when one is new to me.
The odds are much better when it's just one.
Raj Patela
11-23-23, 01:52
I didn't need his post to know who he is. The clue was there from the attitude and the Sosua trips.There were clues no doubt. I caught on early and was chastised by his buddy. My badge of Honor.
Mr Enternational
11-23-23, 03:47
Fuck you and the click you claim!
How was the composition and spelling in this post?Are you meaning to say clique?
EverythingThai
11-23-23, 06:36
But we love Raj lol
Are you meaning to say clique?Hey Uncle E always a pleasure to see you replying to my posts. Thought you had forgot about the SubCmdr. Still intent on fucking with me 10 years later. Upset cause I in your your city now? .
Yep, made an error. But you're perfect right? LOL! I gots no problem admitting I made an error. Yes, I did. You happy now *****!
You are a mother fucking pedantic *****! Hey wage slave, you going to tell me I cannot get to View Talay 5 by getting on a Baht Bus on 2nd Road?
"First off, fuck your ***** and the clique you claim.
Westside when we ride, come equipped with game.
You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife.
We bust on Bad Boy niggas fucked for life".
-Hit them up, Tupac.
https://youtu.be/41qC3w3UUkU?si=aeJic4eWwKI8c4b2
But we love Raj lolSpeak for yourself.
Explorer8939
11-23-23, 07:03
Posts about mongers are boring.
Any of you guys getting laid in Pattaya?
How is it that Paolo, Raj Raj, Nye Boy, ET and Uncle E all come into this thread and talk shit but do not expect to get it returned. Boggles the mind!
Some of them think they've got something special.
They can't help bragging about it.You are fine with everyone talking about if they cover their dick or not. What exactly is the difference in your mind?
Remember it is not bragging if you can back it up.
I didn't need his post to know who he is. The clue was there from the attitude and the Sosua trips.Man talking about a place he never has been. LOL! Caught you speaking out of turn Checked you on that one. Still a bit butt hurt over our exchanges. We can squash the beef anytime you would like. Hey, Nye Boy, I am I a tourist, new poster or both?
There were clues no doubt. I caught on early and was chastised by his buddy. You obviously have no clue. Whoever you are commenting on is a much of my buddy as and Boy is. In that I have only met one person posting in the forum. He knows who he is.
My badge of Honor.You made a post that was deleted. That is indeed a badge of honor. LOL!
Just for the record: I am a peace with myself and all others..
Including you Raj Raj. I only return the negative energy that is directed a me here. Looking forward to your continued insults of my posts in the Pattaya Reports thread. Along with the people living in Bangkok who have not even traveled to a third of the countries in the world as I have and are still trying to figure out my status in the country. LOL!
Explorer8939
11-23-23, 13:49
I will lick the pussy of my long time ladies. The problem comes from the different desires of the ladies (I'm not counting the ones who "cum" in 3 minutes). Some like it very soft, some like it soft and then harder, some like it hard at the outset, and then there are the ladies who really need a Tomboy to pound their clit, because I can't do it.
I had a lady tonight who wanted it hard (she kept pushing the back of my head down), but I ran out of places around my mouth that were hard enough. I tried rubbing her clit with my hand, but she pushed my head back down.
This was becoming a nightmare, so I whipped out my dick and fucked her, just to get out of there.
I need to find a subtle and gentle way to suggest they go see a Tomboy who can satisfy them.
Posts about mongers are boring.Agreed!
Any of you guys getting laid in Pattaya?No, only you. I have not found any Thai girls with girlfriends or husbands to fuck like you can all the time. LOL!
I will lick the pussy of my long time ladies. The problem comes from the different desires of the ladies (I'm not counting the ones who "cum" in 3 minutes). Some like it very soft, some like it soft and then harder, some like it hard at the outset, and then there are the ladies who really need a Tomboy to pound their clit, because I can't do it.
I had a lady tonight who wanted it hard (she kept pushing the back of my head down), but I ran out of places around my mouth that were hard enough. I tried rubbing her clit with my hand, but she pushed my head back down.
This was becoming a nightmare, so I whipped out my dick and fucked her, just to get out of there.
I need to find a subtle and gentle way to suggest they go see a Tomboy who can satisfy them.This has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I have ever read LOL. Never change Explorer.
Yawn. Let, me know when you have some content to post. Cheers mate. I look forward to your next report on the ground from Pattaya.Looking forward to the same thing mate. People posting from half way around the world talking shit in the Pattaya Reports thread claiming they have superior knowledge. It is really about them just being haters and trying to stay relevant until their next trip to Pattaya.
Got to love how people call me a new poster and tourist when I already gots more RON's since I been here than most of them get in a year. Oh, well, people going to be how people going to be.
I'll take what you say EverythingThai 14 years on the ground running over anything a tourist has to say. I value the information in your posts. You are even posting pictures. Who else up in here is doing that?
On a personal note: I prefer ho experience: Straight fucking, no kissing. I personally do not believe you can buy GFE. If I want GFE I have a real girlfriend to do that with. Someone to share meals (in and outside of my room), movies, Netflix and chill, sleep overs, cooking at home, bringing you food and medicine when you are sick. You know all the things that some people think can be found because there are not "regular girls" in Pattaya. I hope they continue with that belief. Not only do they exist. But they are seeking out guys like me. Stable residents who are not fly by night tourists here for a moment. I run into them all the time.
Lastly, I'll like the pussy of my girlfriend. But I do not lick the pussy of random girls I paying. If I am paying them they are there for my pleasure. Although, to each their own. Only stating my preferences. I also only kiss my girlfriend. There are any number of sex toys that can be purchased that will provide more intense stimulation than can be provided by one's tongue. If the idea is pleasure, unless the girl gets off by the idea that a certain act is being performed, the stimulation along should get them off. Without lock jaw or your tongue getting tired.
Sorry to bust the belief bubble some of ya have (and you know who you are).
How is it that Paolo, Raj Raj, Nye Boy, ET and Uncle E all come into this thread and talk shit but do not...!Edited for brevity.
You are so sad bro.
Raj Patela
11-24-23, 04:10
Mr E is a passport. Bro just like you.
Any thoughts.
Edited for brevity. You are so sad bro.Thank you my ISG Brother. Unfortunately for you I don't give a fuck what you think of me personally or my posts. Please note I am actually very happy!
But thank you for reading them none the less. Hope you continue to enjoy my work. Enjoy both your exciting and mundane life tasks in Bangkok. Have a great day!
Explorer8939
11-24-23, 06:55
This has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I have ever read LOL. Never change Explorer.Someday, you will find yourself dealing with a lady who likes Tomboys, and you will understand.
Maybe 50% of the ladies say they like it soft, and then will push your head down hard.
Explorer8939
11-24-23, 07:00
Looking forward to the same thing mate. People posting from half way around the world talking shit in the Pattaya Reports thread claiming they have superior knowledge. It is really about them just being haters and trying to stay relevant until their next trip to Pattaya.
Got to love how people call me a new poster and tourist when I already gots more RON's since I been here than most of them get in a year. Oh, well, people going to be how people going to be.
I'll take what you say EverythingThai 14 years on the ground running over anything a tourist has to say. I value the information in your posts. You are even posting pictures. Who else up in here is doing that?
On a personal note: I prefer ho experience: Straight fucking, no kissing. I personally do not believe you can buy GFE. If I want GFE I have a real girlfriend to do that with. Someone to share meals (in and outside of my room), movies, Netflix and chill, sleep overs, cooking at home, bringing you food and medicine when you are sick. You know all the things that some people think can be found because there are not "regular girls" in Pattaya. I hope they continue with that belief. Not only do they exist. But they are seeking out guys like me. Stable residents who are not fly by night tourists here for a moment. I run into them all the time.
Lastly, I'll like the pussy of my girlfriend. But I do not lick the pussy of random girls I paying. If I am paying them they are there for my pleasure. Although, to each their own. Only stating my preferences. I also only kiss my girlfriend. There are any number of sex toys that can be purchased that will provide more intense stimulation than can be provided by one's tongue. If the idea is pleasure, unless the girl gets off by the idea that a certain act is being performed, the stimulation along should get them off. Without lock jaw or your tongue getting tired.
Sorry to bust the belief bubble some of ya have (and you know who you are). Every lady is different.
Sex toy use is relatively rare, and complicated by the fact that different ladies like different types. So if you present a lady with a toy you have chosen, it probably won't do anything for her.
Most bargirls just fuck Thai men rather than play with a toy.
And yes, bargirls prefer "customer before" to 2 week guys here for the first time. Except that some 2 week tourists flash big money.
Explorer8939
11-24-23, 07:06
I got a message from a distraught bargirl today. She thought she had hooked a "whale", a customer who promised big money and marriage, after a 3 day barfine. But when he returned to Pattaya, his story changed, and the dream of big money and marriage is dead.
I don't know why guys do that, but many bargirls are deluged with promises from lonely guys. And when they are actually in Pattaya, I don't know if they make promises because they are smitten, or they think they will get GFE.
Last night, my overnight lady was dealing with lonely guys messaging from Europe, before we went to bed.
If your messages are for more than scheduling, you're doing it wrong.
Explorer8939
11-24-23, 07:40
Agreed!
No, only you. I have not found any Thai girls with girlfriends or husbands to fuck like you can all the time. LOL!You have, you just don't know it.
You are have reached the level where you have gone with many bargirls, but they still need to lie to you.
Explorer8939
11-24-23, 19:37
So a lady who wanted to come to the condo was sort of demanding that her friend come along. I declined a few times and then gave in.
So, they both showed up tonight, and devoured most of a bottle of tequila. After a few hours, the more experienced lady got naked and started to give me a BJ.
I invited them into my bedroom.
I should say the new lady is a civvie nurse. Once she was naked, she was pretty hot.
So they double teamed me, the new lady sat on my face while the other lady gave me a BJ. After about 15 minutes, the new lady had enough, and I switched them. The new lady started to give me a,BJ, but I pulled her up onto my dick, and she fucked me.
The damage was 4000 baht for the two.
I shared social media info with the new lady, and maybe will add her into the rotation.
Explorer8939
11-26-23, 13:55
So, the new girl is coming alone to the condo in a couple of days.
There are 3 reasons why hot Girls come to my condo (as opposed to normal bargirls who just need cash):
Sometimes they are broke and need easy money. Usually in Low Season.
Sometimes they hear I have big money and want to hook a whale.
Sometimes they hear I travel with Thai ladies, and want to get in the travel rotation.
One thing they don't come for is sex. There are a few ladies who do cum (or have precise control of their bodies that Shakira would die for), but in Pattaya, ladies are deluged with guys who can make them cum. All day, all night, they get offers. Some ladies confess they don't want to cum too much, it makes them tired.
Raj Patela
11-27-23, 03:56
So, the new girl is coming alone to the condo in a couple of days.
There are 3 reasons why hot Girls come to my condo (as opposed to normal bargirls who just need cash):
Sometimes they are broke and need easy money. Usually in Low Season.
Sometimes they hear I have big money and want to hook a whale.
Sometimes they hear I travel with Thai ladies, and want to get in the travel rotation.
One thing they don't come for is sex. There are a few ladies who do cum (or have precise control of their bodies that Shakira would die for), but in Pattaya, ladies are deluged with guys who can make them cum. All day, all night, they get offers. Some ladies confess they don't want to cum too much, it makes them tired.Once you go Hot girls you won't go back to the other kind.
I thought you were a looks don't matter kind of guy.
What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? Which do you drink? Thanks.
Banana Boi
11-27-23, 15:13
What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? .8 baht?
I drink Aura and Pocari Sweat. If big bottles of Minere and Singha are much cheaper I will buy those.
Explorer8939
11-27-23, 16:12
Once you go Hot girls you won't go back to the other kind.
I thought you were a looks don't matter kind of guy.Just the opposite, but it's not what you think.
I would never pay a premium for a "hot" girl, and sometimes I am not in the market for one. After a couple of nights with a busty lady, I will look for a spinner.
After a session with a 20 year old, I will go with a MILF.
I am consistently inconsistent.
What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? Which do you drink? Thanks.The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.
Banana Boi
11-28-23, 00:59
The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration..Thanks. I never even took the time to look.
Mr Enternational
11-28-23, 09:50
The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.Definitely a load of BS. Said nobody ever: Let's buy the mineral water because this cheap ass water does not hydrate me. Besides, your body tells you when it is thirsty the same way it tells you it is hungry. You no more need to eat food before your body tells you it is hungry than you need to drink water before it tells you it is thirsty. As long as your urine is not dark, then your hydration level is fine and there is no need to buy the more expensive water thinking you will derive some benefit from it. The only people benefiting are the ones selling it. I have been getting the water out of the machine for 1 baht for a liter and a half for years. Never a hydration problem.
The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.Gatorade, 25 baht, thank U of F and its football team.
Explorer8939
11-29-23, 12:42
A fairly popular silicon enhanced lady I know is tending to mail it in at work, and come to my condo to drink for 2000 baht. She just skips work to come drink and sleep at my condo.
I don't know how she is going to pay her 2 Thai boyfriends if she keeps it up.
Tvataham274
11-29-23, 16:24
The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.100% BS. Assuming the water is clean and safe to drink, all water is equally good at rehydrating you. Mineral water is just water with 'flavor' added. Gatoraid and sports drinks are for replacing electrolytes.
I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.
That said, if I had to chose between regular water or a sports drink, I'd chose the sport drink if I wanted something sweet. Mineral water on the other hand is just a waste of money.
Banana Boi
11-29-23, 17:07
I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.It's not only sugar leading to obesity and possible cardio issues, it's also the amount of sodium in them.
I enjoy drinking Pocari Sweat more than anything else but as tempting as they are and located on every street corner in Japan, I will only drink them after I sweat a ton. That's easily done in Japan from May to September.
Explorer8939
11-30-23, 01:04
A fairly popular silicon enhanced lady I know is tending to mail it in at work, and come to my condo to drink for 2000 baht. She just skips work to come drink and sleep at my condo.
I don't know how she is going to pay her 2 Thai boyfriends if she keeps it up.And she came back again last night (the lady who was supposed to come called in sick, and this lady happened to ping me right after). So, she showed up for drinks and never left.
It's strange because of the number of customers who constantly profess their eternal love for her (and she blows their money on 2 Thai men, one in Isaan, and a karaoke boy in Pattaya). Her phone is constantly beeping with messages from lonely men.
I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.
That said, if I had to chose between regular water or a sports drink, I'd chose the sport drink if I wanted something sweet. Mineral water on the other hand is just a waste of money.Gatorade Zero Sugar. And walking around BKK 3 weeks ago in the heat and humidity, 3 blocks and my shirt was soaked, and it WASN'T rain. But she was nice enough to hang my shirt on a hanger outside the shop in the sun to dry as I enjoyed her attention. Hiking the boonies, I'll carry Gatorade, equal weight to water, IMHO more thirst quenching, and as you said, replaces electrolytes which I do lose.
Explorer8939
12-01-23, 02:02
I used to have a massage lady come to my condo to give me a prostate massage (no sex, just massage), but then she moved back to Isaan.
Fortunately, before she left, I had her show one of my regular ladies how to do a prostate massage. She picked up about 80% of the technique, and it turned out to be the best lady investment I ever made.
So, when my regular comes to drink at night, she will do a prostate massage until she is tired, and then rides me for the 5 minutes before I finish. Because I can't hold out for long at that point.
You have, you just don't know it.
You are have reached the level where you have gone with many bargirls, but they still need to lie to you.The next time you are going to make a statement about what I have and have not done in my brief stay as a Tourist in Pattaya, you better get your mother fucking facts straight. I've never gone with a bargirl before. So, you don't know what I have and not done you dumb mother fucker.
Be a real man and meet with me in real life!
I will teach you a think or two about me. Then you can speak correctly. The Bus Bar across from Prime Burger on Soi Buakhao. I'm buying. Until then keep your gum filled mouth with your flapping tongue shut about me. Stay with with stories about fucking the wives and girlfriends of Thai men. That is really an impressive feat and something to be proud of. I really enjoy those stories and your advice not to send money while outside of Thailand.
How do you know you have not fucked a girl with a foreign boyfriend before?
The post below was written by a man with a narrow band of experience with girls. When it comes to penetrative sex toys he may be correct. But I have yet to meet a girl in the entire world over my entire life who did not like a vibrator on her clit.
Many girls go with Toms in order to fulfill their emotional and sexual desires while taking foreign dick to pay the bills or supplement their income. How a girl gets off in her free time is no concern of mine. If I am paying to fuck I am paying for her to please me. That is why I feel the same way about guys who pay to eat pussy as you do about guys who sponsor girls. I just don't get it. But I do not feel the need to repeat myself in every post about my personal preferences and feelings...
Every lady is different.
Sex toy use is relatively rare, and complicated by the fact that different ladies like different types. So if you present a lady with a toy you have chosen, it probably won't do anything for her.
Most bargirls just fuck Thai men rather than play with a toy.
And yes, bargirls prefer "customer before" to 2 week guys here for the first time. Except that some 2 week tourists flash big money.
Below you will find the kind of post that makes me wonder about the usefulness of reading the Pattaya Reports section. Actually it is my bad. I do not take my own advice and use the ignore function. But if I did that I would not get to have so much fun with his posts in this thread.
Maybe if it so bad being a full time resident, you should just be a "tourist" like I am.
Now if it was written "tongue placed firmly in cheek" please accept my apologies.
Be careful what you wish.
I'm a full time resident here, and it can be a challenge to maximize your fun.
First off, if you fuck too much too quickly, you feel like joining the priesthood after a while. Sometimes I fuck ladies with similar bodies and techniques too many times (or worse, the same lady too many times), and get tired of them.
Or ladies with good bodies but no technique.
Thai ladies don't like to talk about sex, so it's hard to teach them anything.
And then there are ladies who fuck too much and are burned out. One lady who comes to my condo has a Thai husband, a full time Farang customer plus she works bar and goes with customers Short Time. So by the time she comes to my condo, things aren't good downstairs.
I can just imagine what she looked like. I really don't get the point of bullshit posts like this, no decent looking woman is going 1200 LT. What a load of crap.Poster below 100 calling bullshit of a vet. How long you even been posting my ISG Brother? I been mixing up on ISG with Uncle E for at least 10 years now. I can say a lot of things about him, but I don't have any reason to think is lying on his dick. Why? Because I have seen my boys pull girls for 1000 LT. Yes, I seen them the next morning. All dress up heading to their regular jobs. Why? They are auditioning for a relationship. So just because you cannot do what Uncle E does, does not mean it can't be done. The call me a "new poster" and 'tourist". If that applies to me it most certainly applies to you. You don't know what you don't know about Pattaya. There are layers to it.
So post some pictures of your hot prostitutes. Don't be like your leader Raj Raj talking shit about others while never ever posting a single photo..
I'd really like to add but have a few Infractions. LOL.You catch your infractions because you post your stupid shit in the wrong thread!
The next time you are going to make a statement about what I have and have not done in my brief stay as a Tourist in Pattaya, you better get your mother fucking facts straight. I've never gone with a bargirl before. So, you don't know what I have and not done you dumb mother fucker.
Be a real man and meet with me in real life!
I will teach you a think or two about me. Then you can speak correctly. The Bus Bar across from Prime Burger on Soi Buakhao. I'm buying. Until then keep your gum filled mouth with your flapping tongue shut about me. Stay with with stories about fucking the wives and girlfriends of Thai men. That is really an impressive feat and something to be proud of. I really enjoy those stories and your advice not to send money while outside of Thailand.
How do you know you have not fucked a girl with a foreign boyfriend before?Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps!
SedNabokos
12-05-23, 23:47
If I am paying to fuck I am paying for her to please me. That is why I feel the same way about guys who pay to eat pussy as you do about guys who sponsor girls. I just don't get it.For some of us the act of giving pleasure can be almost as good as receiving pleasure.
And I don't often get the chance to eat pussy with the P4 P girls back home, so it's something to look forward to with a Long Time girl.
And it usually means a much more enthusiastic and passionate performance for the rest of the night.
But it's perfectly fine if you prefer a more one-sided transactional affair. I just don't get it *grin*.
Explorer8939
12-06-23, 02:42
I got this off Facebook. Sometimes I am in the mood for this type of lady.
How about you? Anyone know if she is on Thai Friendly?
Explorer8939
12-06-23, 02:55
The post below was written by a man with a narrow band of experience with girls. When it comes to penetrative sex toys he may be correct. But I have yet to meet a girl in the entire world over my entire life who did not like a vibrator on her clit.
Many girls go with Toms in order to fulfill their emotional and sexual desires while taking foreign dick to pay the bills or supplement their income. How a girl gets off in her free time is no concern of mine. If I am paying to fuck I am paying for her to please me. That is why I feel the same way about guys who pay to eat pussy as you do about guys who sponsor girls. I just don't get it. But I do not feel the need to repeat myself in every post about my personal preferences and feelings...You don't seem to understand the lady. Tomboy thing. Although every lady is different, ladies who go with Tomboys generally don't want any penetration, that's the point. That's why so many Soi 6 ladies go with Toms, they get dick all day.
Same with vibrators in the pussy, some ladies like it inside, some want external stimulation. That's why there are so many types of vibrators.
As for licking pussy, some ladies like it, some not. But for some ladies, their performance is enhanced after pussy licking.
I am generalizing here, but some percent of Thai ladies like their pussy being licked, but their Thai boyfriend won't do it, or only a little bit. The ladies are afraid to ask more, since they fear boxing. Moreover, Thai style means the ladies don't want to appear interested in sex (apart from during the act), one reason why some don't shave their pussies.
Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps!Maybe my stack is not a big as yours Nye boy, with your private banking and all that. But I am not trying to measure it or pull out my Big Black Dick to measure against whatever color yours may be. So, don't get it twisted. I make my stack work for me. You have not ever seen me up in a club in Sosua making it rain.
If an individual is going to talk about me they should at least know something about me. Rarely that the online personality fits the one IRL. I've made friends with ISG Brother who had words for me initially by meeting in person. As someone who lacks basic interpersonal skills you would not understand how to do that.
Stop speaking about something you know nothing about. Do not be like the guy who loves fucking wives and girlfriends of Thai Men.
You even ever been to the Dominican Republic Nye boy? If yes, have you ever been to Sosua? If yes, do you speak Spanish? If yes, tell me how prices for pussy in Sosua compare to those in Bangkok (your expertise) or Pattaya.
Oh and if you have visited to Dominican Republic then please point me to your trip report. I missed it during my last ten years of reading that forum. Or was your introduction to the Dominican Republic and Colombia through reading my posts? ROTFLMAO!.
Below you will find a series of posts from the Bangkok Reports thread that are a complete waste of bandwidth and SSD storage space:
I'd rather give the $2 to a homeless street person then use it on dunkin' donuts.
Somehow running around looking for an exchange at that gives me 34.2 vis a vis 34.1 seems to be a waste of time. How much you going to lose on $1,000, $2?Now individuals post usefully factual information with the intention to help others and this dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers with his "private banking" status is laughing at how others spend their money.
I misquoted Man Law 101 it actually says: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.
Count Nye boy as a three time loser when it comes to violation of said law. ROTFLMAO!
You don't seem to understand the lady. Tomboy thing. Although every lady is different, ladies who go with Tomboys generally don't want any penetration, that's the point. That's why so many Soi 6 ladies go with Toms, they get dick all day.I don't understand the Tomboy thing? Seriously! You state that the reason they are with the Toms is because they take dick all day. You do not understand the emotional state of girls. Girls do not run from pleasure. They seek it.
Make a girl cum and she is going to be on your dick so much that you are going to have to push her off (at least that has been the experience of my life).
Girls are looking for emotional connection and companionship. In IRL, relationships that do not involve a strict "I'm am pay paying for you to perform this sexual activity on me (or on her) in the case for the ones like to "give" (or is it pay to give) pleasure they be licking that pussy like a lollypop and eating that ass like a cupcake, girls be giving you pussy because you give them attention, time and your emotional energy (draining). Thai ladies going with Toms have absolutely NOTHING do with sexual relationships and everything to do with emotional ones. That is exactly why you get to fuck so many Thai wives and girlfriends. Because they need to you to pay for their life expenses and so they take your dick and they go elsewhere for their emotional and companionship needs.
Same with vibrators in the pussy, some ladies like it inside, some want external stimulation. That's why there are so many types of vibrators.They all like external stimulation. When I touch a girls pussy the biggest request I get if they like internal stimulation is growl in a voice an octave lower than their normal voice is Fuck me!.
As for licking pussy, some ladies like it, some not. But for some ladies, their performance is enhanced after pussy licking.I'll take your word on that shit, since I don't pay to eat pussy. You eat that ass like a cupcake too? If a girl is there for mutual pleasure (I. E. I am not paying her to fuck me) the communication and chemistry is usually so good between us she does not have to ask, I'll just do. If she does not like it she tells me. Now, I'm only able to have communication like that if I can speak with the girl. Here in Thailand that means the girl has to speak English as I do not speak Thai. But in countries where they speak Spanish it is not a problem for me.
I am generalizing here, but some percent of Thai ladies like their pussy being licked, but their Thai boyfriend won't do it, or only a little bit. The ladies are afraid to ask more, since they fear boxing. Moreover, Thai style means the ladies don't want to appear interested in sex (apart from during the act), one reason why some don't shave their pussies.OK! I will stipulate to your superior knowledge developed from years and years of fucking the wives and girlfriends of Thai men. ROTFLMAO!.
Since High Season is just starting, you are going to have more problems getting a baht bus from View Talay 5. Bolt is going to charge you 200+ baht, with 30 minute wait times.We will see. I will report on it either way.
One reason I am heading for Brazil next month.What will all the wives and girlfriends of Thai men do when they cannot have your dick. You fuck the wives and girl friends of Brazilian men also?
Explorer8939
12-06-23, 21:10
We will see. I will report on it either way.
What will all the wives and girlfriends of Thai men do when they cannot have your dick. You fuck the wives and girl friends of Brazilian men also?It's High Season, the ladies are too busy to miss me.
Below you will find a series of posts from the Bangkok Reports thread that are a complete waste of bandwidth and SSD storage space:Ja, but a violation of some made up law formulated for ego needs by a two bit pimp pales in comparison to the violation of common sense shown by that same pimp when he walks miles in the heat to save a buck on a foot massage.
Maybe my stack is not a big as yours Nye boy, with your private banking and all that. But I am not trying to measure it or pull out my Big Black Dick to measure against whatever color yours may be. So, don't get it twisted. I make my stack work for me. You have not ever seen me up in a club in Sosua making it rain.
If an individual is going to talk about me they should at least know something about me. Rarely that the online personality fits the one IRL. I've made friends with ISG Brother who had words for me initially by meeting in person. As someone who lacks basic interpersonal skills you would not understand how to do that.
Stop speaking about something you know nothing about. Do not be like the guy who loves fucking wives and girlfriends of Thai Men.
You even ever been to the Dominican Republic Nye boy? If yes, have you ever been to Sosua? If yes, do you speak Spanish? If yes, tell me how prices for pussy in Sosua compare to those in Bangkok (your expertise) or Pattaya.
Oh and if you have visited to Dominican Republic then please point me to your trip report. I missed it during my last ten years of reading that forum. Or was your introduction to the Dominican Republic and Colombia through reading my posts? ROTFLMAO!.No dude I have never been to the Dominican republic. While there are parts of the country that are nice for people in my milieu to go to, your favorite destination is a no-go for decent mongers, whatever that may mean. I never went to k11 either. Nuff said.
SedNabokos
12-07-23, 00:40
From the Pattaya thread:
I am not taking my mechanic out (unless she is smoking hot). I am not taking a prostitute out (no matter how hot she is). Personally, don't get it twisted as these are my preferences, I need ho experience from her. If I want a girlfriend experience I will get a real one. Now there are those who are paying their prostitutes for GFE. That means you want your prostitute to play act for you. I never can get past the act because I know the girl who I have hired to be my prostitute is not there because she wants to be. This is work for here. She is there because she has to / needs to be.As already mentioned I have no problems with the transactional approach, even if I don't fully get it.
But it's not so easy for me to "get a real girlfriend" back home, which is what makes Thailand (and other nearby countries) a paradise when there are so many girls hoping to find "the man who will take them away from all this".
So whichever girl I choose for LT may be acting, but usually good enough to convince me that she really is my girlfriend for the night or whatever.
Of course it's important not to lose sight of the big picture. Treat it like a holiday romance (because that's the kind of experience I'm looking for) and move on.
Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps!Look at what this guy writes about Pattaya in the Sosua Reports thread:
As I thought you sound like a guy who post how great Sosua is to keep guys from going to the mongering spots that are still worth a damn. I have many places I go so one, two hell three getting messed up by the few people who even use this site wouldn't bother me. Also I live in Pattaya tons of dudes here most don't know the real going rate but chicks are still cheap as chips.Do tell, with your last post about about Pattaya being in June, please help a fellow ISG Brother out with a price update. I am a "new poster" and 'tourist' I would like to know more.
Now there is a real player, walking around in the heat to get that $1. 50 cheaper foot massage. Very impressive. I thought you Big Shot pimps like to Splash the cash?Three two hour foot massages at 150 THB / hour three times a week for a month is: 3600 THB. Three two hour foot massages at at 200 THB / hour three times a week for a month is 4800 THB. That means as a "real player" walking around in the heat I have managed to save 1200 THB. That is a ride on the Baht Bus to and from Jomtien everyday. If I keep this up, I am going to need a private banker too. Of course if I spend it I can fuck one more girl off of Thai Friendly and have enough left over to buy some Thai food for lunch. ROTFLMAO!.
There is a dead guy from my country of original that started a retail chain focused on giving people lower prices that put other business of the same type out of business and has grown World Wide operation. Why is it on ISG common sense is suspended and lower prices loathed?
By the way. Any Pattaya vets know where the 50 baht chicken kebab roll is sold? I do.Does anybody else wonder why no one commented on this? The man is saving money! I can routinely buy a 60 THB chicken kebab roll a little stand that only opens in the evening located on LK Metro Alley. But my ISG Brother gots me by 10 THB. With an additional 10 THB I can afford another Baht Bus ride half way to Jomtien. I need the find this place. Give it up!
ElMexicant
12-07-23, 10:57
Does anybody else wonder why no one commented on this? The man is saving money! I can routinely buy a 60 THB chicken kebab roll a little stand that only opens in the evening located on LK Metro Alley. But my ISG Brother gots me by 10 THB. With an additional 10 THB I can afford another Baht Bus ride half way to Jomtien. I need the find this place. Give it up!Okay. Okay. The stand directly across from Sun Fitness in the night market. Opens after 3, sometimes 4. Closes by 7. Runs out quick. I didn't know about the 60 in LK. I just ate the 80 baht one next to the spaghetti stand across from Subway on Buakhao. That one is decent size and she isn't skimpy on the chicken. I avoid all the shops that sell doner or Turkish chicken kebab rolls for 120 and up. Especially near WS. Rip off. I always say real long stay vets in Pattaya have no problem doing the tourist thing or going bargain basement hunting, as long as the quality isn't sacrificed. You stay here long enough, you pay like the Thais do. All we have is time, not a two week window to grab the first thing we see at any price that is cheaper than our home country.
No dude I have never been to the Dominican republic. While there are parts of the country that are nice for people in my milieu to go to, your favorite destination is a no-go for decent mongers, whatever that may mean. I never went to k11 either. Nuff said.I appreciate your candor. Ask me where I lived in the Dominican Republic for ten years? I will eliminate a place for you: Sosua.
It is shame you get so butt hurt over the quality of my posts that you feel the need to run down a place you have never stepped foot in. I don't speak on what I don't know. I suggest you do the same when addressing me from this point on.
Las Galaras is a hidden gem very few, except for the people with serious and detailed knowledge, know about the Dominican Republic. But bring your Spanish A game. Language skills are a must and I got them. That goes for the people in your milieu that have never visited the Dominican Republic but think they can speak on it.
Decent mongers, what the fuck does that mean? Professional tricks?
Besides I never travel anyplace to trick. Actually Pattaya is the first place I did that. Found it to be much more than just a Sex Destination. Just like Sosua is. But you would not be able to make the comparison now would you?
If you do ever decide to visit the Dominican Republic let me know. I can show your all around the country and we never even have to set foot in Sosua. Latinas have some of the best bodies every to walk the face of the earth. Maybe about 10% of the Thai girls I have seen so far in Pattaya even come close..
Ja, but a violation of some made up law formulated for ego needs by a two bit pimp pales in comparison to the violation of common sense shown by that same pimp when he walks miles in the heat to save a buck on a foot massage.Did you realize that when I call you a dumb mother fucker I do not actually mean that you lack intelligence. Until now!.
Reference made to the following post:
As a new poster I write for other new posters For transportation I use the Baht Bus. If I need door to door service I use Bolt. I use it when I goto Bangkok Pattaya Hospital because the Baht Bus does not run there. I see a lot just riding around on the Baht Bus. One runs along Soi Buakhao (did I spell that right)? I actually stand on the back. It gives me the best view and it allows me to make eye contact with the massage girls as they beckon me to come to them. I have no reason to walk around in the heat.So, you either have reading comprehension problems or undeveloped cognitive skills.
Then we have this post:
By the way. Any Pattaya vets know where the 50 baht chicken kebab roll is sold? I do.You said nothing about what he has done to save money.
Here is what makes your posts funny to me. Your need to insult me is driven by your own ego. For some reason you feel the need to drag your biases you developed listening to hate speech directed at certain people the United States and drag it into the forum using dog whistle expressions like two bit pimp. I never understood your problem with me until this very moment. You are a ist! Just like the guys from all over the world that I run into that do not like seeing people who do not look like them rolling large in Thailand. Secret is out mother fuckers!
NyeBoy you really ought to read your own postings before getting on others about ego and lack of information being posted.
There's nothing you could post that hasn't been done before,If this is the way you feel, why do you even post in the first place? Lastly, what information are you providing in the Pattaya Forum? Don't you live in Bangkok? Do you see me posting about Bangkok or commenting on your posts there. Since you have reading comprehension problems the answer is no.
What is up with all this talk over in the Bangkok Reports thread about massage parlors going the way of 8-Track tape? How do people such as you come to Thailand and stay in the negative mindset of the places you original come from. All progress is negative in the eyes of people like yourself. Your last seven posts are negative and only number 8 contains any information. Looks like you are part of what you are complaining about:
Since this is an information board instead of a chest pounding ego needs place that has turned into recently, edited for brevityFor the record and informational purposes, I was riding a Baht Bus when I saw massage places advertising with writing on the door that a food massage was 150 THB. I have even seen them for 100. Finally, I girl who lives in a building mostly filled with Thai people in Central Pattaya took me to one of her favorite massage places. Food Massage 150; Thai Massage 150, Oil massage 250. Like I said in another post, ISG Posters are the only people on this earth that I know that looks down on someone else paying less for something they they pay for. As if that affects them any. Cause if you don 't have to worry about saving money you can consider yourself blessed. But if you were really rich you would be going hard in the paint in Dubai not Bangkok. ROTFLMAO!.
Reminds me of something that happened to me while riding in First Class one time. After I took my seat, Flight Attendant stepped to me and asked if I was in the right seat. I told her: Yes, I am pretty sure I am in the right seat, because if I was actually rich I would be flying on a private jet not in this mother fucking sky bus. I laughed. She did not. Then I showed her my boarding pass. She turned red in the face. I told her to give me one of those Honey Jacks over ice. Thank you!
Alright if you can throw money around and do not have to worry about money to live the lifestyle you wish to live: congratulations! Dealt with plenty of people like you in my journey to break the chains of being a wage slave on my path to financial independence. Now I am a free man.
But I still have to ball on a budget! I have to be concerned with how the administrative change in the interpretation of Thai Tax Law in 2024 is going to affect me. Ride the Baht Bus instead of take Bolt everywhere. Save 50 THB on a foot massage. I'm comfortable with my meager stack. I enjoy my life when I am rolling down the street smoking indo sippin on gin and juice. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
You got problem with 1000 THB pussy too?
I wonder what would happen if the Soi 6 bar customers only bought 1 lady drink or no lady drinks? Hmmm. Do you think those bars would exist? Maybe you need to post a report instead of posting about others who buy drinks. Post a report for once. Something useful for people to read. Is it possible? Next report CC. While you walk up and down Soi 6 looking for a girl and Cheap Charlie out on, I will be having fun drinking with the girls and when I want to pay 1500 and not drink, I will order delivery to my room from TF Next........Way to go hard in the paint against a lame mother fucker putting up weak ass shit! You rejected it as it should be rejected. Then took the defensive block, went full court and slammed the dunk in his face! Oh, that was nasty!.
I wonder what would happen if the Soi 6 bar customers only bought 1 lady drink or no lady drinks? Hmmm. Do you think those bars would even exist? I think there would be no Soi 6 then. Maybe you need to post a report instead of posting about others who buy drinks. Post a report for once. Something useful for people to read. Is it possible? Next report CC. While you walk up and down Soi 6 looking for a girl to Cheap Charlie out on, I will be having fun drinking with the girls and when I want to pay 1500 and not drink, I will order delivery to my room from TF Next........I don't go to bars not to drink or not to buy drinks. Duh!!
Now let me educate you for a second. The definition of a bar is" An establishment where alcohol and sometimes other refreshments are served."
School is out now my little student. Run along now my little one. Mommy is calling you for dinner lol.
One last point. While you are dreaming about Pattaya in your mother's basement, I will be out fucking girls like these in Pattaya. Now be a good boy and run along now. 55555His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.
His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.Actually it didn't. Anybody who reads the Pattaya Reports thread in depth (even if they are new) should know that the no drink game has been in play for a while. If you have failed to RTFF enjoy the post detailing the no drink game by a Pattaya Vet:
I am going to fuck with you now. So much game that you said do you want a drink? Do you want another drink? Do want want a third drink? Do you want one more drink? When you could have just walked in and simply told her we go short time and learned off the bat not to buy drinks and get yourself riled up just to be told no.So, please tell me again why you think a report that spends most of the time making fun of how someone else has decided to have their fun is informative?
Drinks are 150 Baht for ladies and they get 50 baht for each drink in commission. She is not going to get rich from the 2000 Baht in commission and the 4000 Bhat I gave her. That's only 6000 Baht. Yes the 40 drinks will also influence her salary after the 10 days, but who cares. If someone like you thinks that she got 6000 Baht and that's way too much. That's your opinion, but 6 K LT is not such an outrageous rate to pay for a girl like her unless you are an old timer who still thinks all prices should never rise, inflation only counts for the buyer and not the seller, and every girl is just a hole to stick your dick in and whether she is a 4 or a 10 the rates should be the same.This is quality reporting! Please keep it up my ISG Brother. The Bangkok boys need to keep their seriousness and negativity in the Bangkok Reports thread where it belongs.
Man Law 101: No man ought to be telling another grown man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.
The men of Pattaya are having fun. We are having a lot of it. We realize that we cannot take it with us. So, we are having fun with it while we are still alive. Can I get a witness?.
EverythingThai
12-08-23, 04:38
His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?
At least some of us are.
In true SubCmdr fashion, why didn't you throw an extra 500 Baht into the mix and have a threesome? Her friend was already there waiting and earning no money. I bet she would have joined in the fun. LOL.Well, this was a girl I see regularly. She has never offered me a threesome. I will tell you that I have never had a transactional threesome that moved the needle on the hotness scale compared the to numerous threesomes I have had with girls where there were not being compensated. You know the kind that guys that are not professional tricks have. A bi girl turning out a straight girl is a thing to behold. Have been told by the straight girl at times to back off she was enjoying her one-on-one girl time so much. Those experiences for me have been off the chain.
If I am going to do a threesome in a transactional manner. I have to be with the first girl alone. Then the second girl alone. That way I see if they both do the same things. Also, I get to orgasm with them both. That is going to take two or three hours. Lastly I will only pay more than I would pay for an hourly rate. Everyone should know my numbers by now. I do not need the girls to be bi. But they don't need to both do all the things I like. I have not found the perfect set up here in Pattaya yet. But when I do I will most certainly pull the trigger.
By the way, I like your style mate. You post good content, you never debate about what others pay or opinions. You just role with it and post dam good content. Keep it up mate. Thanks for the props. I enjoy your content also my ISG Brother. You going to get Man Law 101 violators. Three time losers. All with little experience. We just have to keep having our good times and let the haters hate. I personally have never had a hater that was doing better than I was. We are men in the arena. Critics don't count. They don't even deserve replies.
I had to violate my policy in the Pattaya Reports thread for a quick minute to address a personal troll bringing his negativity from the Bangkok Reports thread here.
But I plan to quit that shit and get back to reporting on all of my activities sexual here and my mundane ones in the threads where it is appropriate. I am sure Bangkok is a nice place. Just hard for me to tell by reading the reports over there.
Right now I just don't know why I need to leave 1000 THB Thai Friendly girls and massage girls that give you an excellent legitimate massage. Then really suck your dick good and let you cum in their mouth to roll up to Bangkok were the report is that the massage scene is on its death bed. Here it is alive a well. By walk up or appointment. Guys who think my price point only contain ugly girls have simply decided to pay 50% - 100% more than I do for pussy. I do not have a problem with guys who do that. Their dick and their money. But if they are going to claim superiority then they need to get the fuck out of here. I like your style mate! If I had money like that I would ball out too. But I am balling on a budget. But with unlimited time. I do not have a count down timer. You and I are not writing comments based on what others are doing. We are only commenting on those who feel the need to make contribution because they are pining away waiting for their next trip to Thailand.
Maybe some day in the future I'll goto Bangkok. I am a "good enough" person. I do not need to run around Thailand or the world for that matter seeking the best pussy experience in the world. If I go, I'll certainly post a report in the same fashion as I do here. To jeers from cacophony of characters from the peanut gallery I'm sure.
The two girls you posted pictures of: three alarm fires right there. Can someone please call 911! 555.
The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?For most but not for not all. Nye Boy is truly a special case. Do not know if is a reading comprehension problem with him or cognitive issues. You are not the first person to give him advice on this mate. Rock headed or buffalo he just is not getting it. Personally I think he need more professional health care than just on his teeth. LOL!
This is so true guys. I learned long ago that it takes way too much energy to argue on internet forums. Just have thick skin and move on if you read something you don't like. I read tons of stuff on here I just ignore cause I don't care enough to respond.
Now I personally haven't come under Sub 'blast' yet but if he does blast me I'll just brush it off. I actually enjoy some of his posts but again I'm not on the receiving end of them.
I post my experiences about what I do and that's it. If you think or anyone else thinks that 4000 Baht LT is going to be such an overpayment that they need to complain on a public forum about it, so be it. If one thinks that buying drinks is not good at a bar then who cares what you think. I would say to you kind sir to post a report about your experiences. All you do is post nonsense. With all due respect of course.Body blow, body blow, right upper cut and the simp man hits the canvas like a sack of potatoes. Out for the ten count!
The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?Actually wasn't referring to you but you know what, I'll add you to the ignore list too.
I have said Mr E and Sub are critical. They keep the ugly Muglies at Bay. We don't need them committing Crimes due to lack of income.Your statement makes no sense to me whatsoever. Have you ever seen a prostitute I hired? No you have not. Are you stating for a fact that the prostitutes I hire are ugly or just giving your opinion?
Why are you being a PPP and picking up where Raj Raj left off? Where is your actual trip report with the price of the girl you hired to be your prostitute ST or LT? Because if you posted one I missed it. I know you did not travel all the way to Pattaya and never fucked anyone. It is ok, if you traveled to Pattaya with your wife or girlfriend and that is the only girl you fucked here. We want to hear that too. The Forum is about sharing information on having sex with girls. Do not be critic.
Lets get back to basics, the girls here have so many different looks I do not even know what a ugly Thai girl looks like. You certainly have not posted a picture of one. Lets take an examination of what a ugly girl is. There are no universal standards of beauty. If my friend thinks a girl is hot and I would not fuck her with is dick, does that mean that she is ugly.
Second, if you are attracted to a girl are they ugly to you? If you are attracted to ugly girls and can admit that to yourself, I am very proud of you my ISG Brother. But I would be willing to bet 3500 THB that if you find them attractive they are (to you). It is not important that they are not attractive to anyone else in this entire world. It is your dick and your money. Hire the prostitutes that you like at the price point you want to pay. I just don't give a fuck about what you are doing with your money or your dick.
A girl who quotes a price outside of my price range or higher than the price point I am looking at for that particular girl is ugly for my wallet really quick. My wallet controls things for me, not my dick.
Cash rules everything around me. - Wu-Tang Clan.
But I can tell you one thing, never in my entire life I have never looked down on a girl on her knees, with my BIG BLACK DICK in her mouth and thought: Damn, this girl is ugly! No my misguided ISG Brother, every girl is a 10 if they have my dick in their mouth!
Explorer8939
12-08-23, 15:09
I don't know about you mate, but I wouldn't want to be number 4 or even number 2. For any girl I fuck, I make a point of making sure I am number 1 for their day. Sometimes I even ask about the day before. If I go to Soi 6 or a gents club, I always go at the start of their shifts, so 1 Pm or 3-4 Pm for soi 6. Sure it's not full proof if they had a LT and then headed to the bar, her work, directly from their customers place, but so far so good for me. Who wants to think of another punter's jizz being squirted into a pussy right before you fuck her. Not me. LOL.I hate to bust your bubble, but bargirls always lie.
Even if it's 1300 and they are just showing up for work, they have slept with their Thai boyfriend, who they don't tell you about.
In reality, you can hope that they took a long shower before you see them.
The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?
Actually wasn't referring to you but you know what, I'll add you to the ignore list too.Well look at this: NyeBoy going to add you to the ignore list. One guess to who he was actually referring to. Impossible to have someone on ignore and be responding / referring to their posts at all times.
EverythingThai
12-08-23, 16:41
Sanity on Soi6.
Older Farang spotted a girl he liked. A few pleasantries and the number came in at 1,500 plus room.
Playpen. No it wasn't Baitoey.
How many drinks did he buy 40. Hahaha?
Or 1?
Or even lower than 1? Winner winner chicken dinner.
If he wants repeat he will get 1,500 again.
Once you pay $500 you can't go lower. It's the LAW.Well my post was about the above. Then you said this:
His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.The above was about Simp's post not mine. You said "he" which was referring to Simp and not me.
Then I said this:
The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?
Then you said this lol.
Actually wasn't referring to you but you know what, I'll add you to the ignore list too.So there you have it. I am officially confused and I better go drink now lol. I hate to do this but anyways just crack on mate. Please report something for us. Cheers.
Now let's get onto business. A few nights ago, I went to Republic and ran into a real hottie. I snagged the last VIP booth and she shared some of her professional type photos. I was enjoying my cigar while she was dancing in front of me and twerking. Then one of her friends shows up and we decide to go into Pin Up. I store my bottle and off we go, Pin Up was crowded as usual. I called for back up and my buddy shows up who knows the security guys. He snagged us a VIP table. Then my buddy, me and the two girls order a bottle of Jack and invite 2 dancers over. So now there are 4 girls. Six wracks of tequila are ordered for the two Pin up dancers and we have ourselves a little party. Tops come off and one set of bikini bottoms. The security guard has to stand guard in front so we don't get caught, earning a well deserved 2000 Baht tip. Once we finish the bottle of Jack, we are off to my buddies condo in Pratmanak, the six of us. All I can say is holly fuck!!! This night reminded me of the parties we used to have during covid when everything was shut. I actually miss those days. Don't ask me how much we spent. Let's just say all the girls went home happy and me and my friend were quite satisfied and well taken care of more than once. Love Pattaya! Here is a shot of the first girl I met in Republic from the pics she shared with me.
What is the point of my post you ? It is to let all you guys know that sometimes it's okay to party like a rock star in Pattaya. Not every night. Just sometimes. Mix it up. Don't analyze things like a fucking chemist. Go with the flow. Don't make any plans and shit like this can happen to you too. And it does not always require large sums of cash either.
Thanks for the props. I enjoy your content also my ISG Brother. You going to get Man Law 101 violators. Three time losers. All with little experience. We just have to keep having our good times and let the haters hate. I personally have never had a hater that was doing better than I was. We are men in the arena. Critics don't count. They don't even deserve replies.
I had to violate my policy in the Pattaya Reports thread for a quick minute to address a personal troll bringing his negativity from the Bangkok Reports thread here.
But I plan to quit that shit and get back to reporting on all of my activities sexual here and my mundane ones in the threads where it is appropriate. I am sure Bangkok is a nice place. Just hard for me to tell by reading the reports over there.
Dam straight!!! Looking forward to more of your posts mate.
Now I am off to soi 6 to meet a little cute in Mod bar. Peace out.
The photo below again, it's the republic girl.
Well my post was about the above. Then you said this:
The above was about Simp's post not mine. You said "he" which was referring to Simp and not me.
Then I said this:.We like your Flexxing Bro.
Well my post was about the above. Then you said this:
The above was about Simp's post not mine. You said "he" which was referring to Simp and not me.
Then I said this:
Then you said this lol.
So there you have it. I am officially confused and I better go drink now lol. I hate to do this but anyways just crack on mate. Please report something for us. Cheers..This is where I go Ballistic.
1st you say don't ask how much I spent.
Then you say it doesn't take a lot to party like Vince Neil and Mick Mars.
Which one is it.
EverythingThai
12-09-23, 05:11
I hate to bust your bubble, but bargirls always lie.
Even if it's 1300 and they are just showing up for work, they have slept with their Thai boyfriend, who they don't tell you about.
In reality, you can hope that they took a long shower before you see them.I know they lie mate. I said its not full proof but its the best I have LOL.
For the pussy and ass eaters out there they need to google: how long does semen live in the vagina?.
I hate to bust your bubble, but bargirls always lie.
Even if it's 1300 and they are just showing up for work, they have slept with their Thai boyfriend, who they don't tell you about.
In reality, you can hope that they took a long shower before you see them.I hate to bust your bubble Mr. E. (Not to be confused with Uncle E) but mongers lie too. In fact, most men lie to their girls, universally, professional tricks or not.
EverythingThai
12-09-23, 06:15
Well look at this: NyeBoy going to add you to the ignore list. One guess to who he was actually referring to. Impossible to have someone on ignore and be responding / referring to their posts at all times.Yep I agree. He commented on my post and then when I replied back he said he was not referring to me. He needs to learn the difference between "him" and "you" LOL.
Di I think he is Raj, about an 80% chance he is. The writing style and graphics of the English language matches both.
Yep I agree. He commented on my post and then when I replied back he said he was not referring to me. He needs to learn the difference between "him" and "you" LOL.
Di I think he is Raj, about an 80% chance he is. The writing style and graphics of the English language matches both.Yes, it's Tonto, he changes handles so often I can't keep up.
Can you understand Raj #3? LOL.#3? We should be so fortunate. This boy goes back a LONG way, with numerous handles. But the style and the content are, unfortunately, the same.
EverythingThai
12-09-23, 07:34
This is where I go Ballistic.
1st you say don't ask how much I spent.
Then you say it doesn't take a lot to party like Vince Neil and Mick Mars.
Which one is it.So, if you are going to quote me, quote me for real. This is what I actually said, Kindly go to study English comprehension mate because you clearly need it badly. Here is what I said:
What is the point of my post you may ask? It is to let all you guys know that sometimes it's okay to party like a rock star in Pattaya. Not every night. Just sometimes. Mix it up. Don't analyze things like a fucking chemist. Go with the flow. Don't make any plans and shit like this can happen to you too. And it does not always require large sums of cash either.So, in summary, in the most basic terminology I can come up with, I said this: Its okay to spend a lot of money sometimes, but you can still have crazy ass exciting shit happen to you without spending a fortune. I said that because I don't want to guys to think that they need too spend the same as me for this to happen. I have had similar nights out where I spend less than 3000 Baht and others where I have spent 40,000 ++
The best part about Pattaya is there is something for everyone at every budget range. Move on bro and please post some content for us to enjoy. Thanks so much.
Finally, why does a post in a random forum about one punter's experience and ideas want to make you go ballistic? I think you might need some professional help mate.
Sub Commander. Can you understand Raj #3? LOL.
EverythingThai
12-09-23, 12:18
So, if you are going to quote me, quote me for real. This is what I actually said, Kindly go to study English comprehension mate because you clearly need it badly. Here is what I said:
So, in summary, in the most basic terminology I can come up with, I said this: Its okay to spend a lot of money sometimes, but you can still have crazy ass exciting shit happen to you without spending a fortune. I said that because I don't want guys to think that they need to spend the same as me for this to happen. I have had similar nights out where I spend less than 3000 Baht and others where I have spent 40,000 ++
The best part about Pattaya is there is something for everyone at every budget range. Move on bro and please post some content for us to enjoy. Thanks so much.
Finally, why does a post in a random forum about one punter's experience and ideas want to make you go ballistic? I think you might need some professional help mate.
Sub Commander. Can you understand Raj #3? LOL.Fixed my typos above LOL. I was still drunk when posting this. LOL.
Fixed my typos above LOL. I was still drunk when posting this. LOL.You are an over indulger of the Spirits. Things make a lot more sense now.
People do behave different under the influence of Moonshine.
Mr Enternational
12-09-23, 13:23
I hate to bust your bubble, but bargirls always lie. Even if it's 1300 and they are just showing up for work, they have slept with their Thai boyfriend, who they don't tell you about.Who gets a hooker and asks that? It kind of goes with the territory. When you call a taxi you do not concern yourself whether he has had other fares that day. Or are you saying them not volunteering to tell you they just fucked a guy 20 minutes ago is lying?
Why is everything Thai boyfriend with you? Even if they stayed with me the night before they would have slept with their American trick who they do not tell you about. Hookers make money by fucking. If you were their only customer they would starve. You would have to be a pretty dumb mf to have in your head that you are a hooker's only dick.
Explorer8939
12-09-23, 16:37
Who gets a hooker and asks that? It kind of goes with the territory. When you call a taxi you do not concern yourself whether he has had other fares that day. Or are you saying them not volunteering to tell you they just fucked a guy 20 minutes ago is lying?
Why is everything Thai boyfriend with you? Even if they stayed with me the night before they would have slept with their American trick who they do not tell you about. Hookers make money by fucking. If you were their only customer they would starve. You would have to be a pretty dumb mf to have in your head that you are a hooker's only dick.You can take it up with Mr Everything Thai, I was responding to his post.
I am the one hoping that the lady had a good shower before I see her. In fact, after some drinking, the lady usually takes a shower before hitting the bedroom.
You can take it up with Mr Everything Thai, I was responding to his post.
I am the one hoping that the lady had a good shower before I see her. In fact, after some drinking, the lady usually takes a shower before hitting the bedroom.No matter where I get her, she better be scrubbing that snatch before I pop Mr Happy in.
I like to get my girls early in the evening before they've had too many meat injections.
On the other hand, I know a ton of hot girls who are absolutely desperate for custom. I think the number of girls may very well outnumber the customers. Especially the Asians who have a certain look that they like. Girls that don't have that Asian look have a diminishing farang customer base.
Newton York
12-11-23, 00:54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqIuR_Uk2Y
That being said, my standards for what the chick looks like is higher than what those dudes got. I mean, come on right? We're paying cash money here, at least get better product. These girls will fuck us regardless of what we look like, so let's go for nicer looking ones I say. But what they say is true, it is so much better there in Thailand. Paradise baby! I'll get myself back there some day and hopefully that's where it all ends for me. We're treated like kings baby! Like kings! Sexpats? Who cares? We're not in Thailand to worry about what other people think, we're there to fuck Thai chicks. Simple. It's so obvious it's hilarious. Every local there when they see us, they know exactly why we're there. A fat, balding, ugly, old and pale looking man, by himself in Bangkok? We're a huge part of the Thai economy, and I in part am glad to contribute.
Newton York
12-11-23, 01:08
Don't matter none to me. I'm just glad to stick my dick into a pussy. I'm so old now I don't care about anything anymore. Most of my friends are dead, and whoever's left, they're fucking old chicks in their nursing homes, spreading god knows what anyway. If we were so worried about where her pussy was the day, the night or even the hour before, why are we even here writing all this, doing all this. One time, I saw a guy leave right after his session with a girl I was waiting for in one of the oilies, and for a minute I did think to myself, should I leave, but then I realized, this is literally what she does all day. And after she's done sucking and fucking me, they'll be another dude and so on. My advice, is just don't even think about it, and believe you me, when you're horny and just want to get your dick wet, you won't give 2 fucks anyway. And take it from an old man like me, you're going to want to fuck as many chicks as you can, while you can, no matter how loose her pussy is. Cause life sucks, and time is brutal, all is there to life is Thailand. And fucking the chicks in Thailand. That's the meaning of life, the purpose of it all. Believe in that, and you'll want to go on living again. I found my truth, and I thank Thailand for that every day. By Mammons tits, I'll get myself back to Bangkok, one way or another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqIuR_Uk2Y
That being said, my standards for what the chick looks like is higher than what those dudes got. I mean, come on right? We're paying cash money here, at least get better product. These girls will fuck us regardless of what we look like, so let's go for nicer looking ones I say. But what they say is true, it is so much better there in Thailand. Paradise baby! I'll get myself back there some day and hopefully that's where it all ends for me. We're treated like kings baby! Like kings! Sexpats? Who cares? We're not in Thailand to worry about what other people think, we're there to fuck Thai chicks. Simple. It's so obvious it's hilarious. Every local there when they see us, they know exactly why we're there. A fat, balding, ugly, old and pale looking man, by himself in Bangkok? We're a huge part of the Thai economy, and I in part am glad to contribute.Mongers are a minimal part of the thai economy but think what you want. I personally am here for far more reasons than pussy. The mere fact that it's available whenever I want is enough for me I can do all the rest of my stuff happily.
Mongers are a minimal part of the thai economy but think what you want.Sex-tourists are not identified in the official numbers given for tourists to Thailand. So, I am just pointing out that you are stating your opinion. Of course, if you have something to back up your statement please present it and correct me. I can state for a fact they are no more nor any less important as any other tourist arriving in Thailand according to the numbers.
I personally am here for far more reasons than pussy. The mere fact that it's available whenever I want is enough for me I can do all the rest of my stuff happily.Well look at this my ISG Brother, we have something in common. But it appears if your need for pussy on call is changing.
Well I'm moving over there from Bangkok in January and I can assure you that I'm not doing it for mongering purposes LOL. Unless you like chicken shacks, it's pretty lame.Enjoy!
If you are going to post a parody, do it right man. I never said that I wouldn't step foot in the soi again. I said I would not step foot in the same bar for a while. The reason is I want to choose a different lady. Get your facts straight lol.Fuck Paolo! he is just another dumb mother fucker trying to stay relevant on a fuck board while he saves up enough money and vacation time for his next trip to Thailand. He hating on those who live here and he is obsessed with gays and dicks.
Back in 1997, the first time I came in Thailand, we could see old white dudes (older than 70) walking hand in hand with young Thai teenagers (Thai boys) in the malls like Royal Garden. You think Thai nationals didn't know what was going on then? You would have a heart attack if you saw them..
Some of them think they've got something special.
They can't help bragging about it.
Nobody talk about his tool in these threads, we talk about women. You're the first gayalike I've seen posting since I've been reading this forum.
What is the reference to the color and size of your dick for? Nobody is interrested about that here, this is not a gay forum.
I read somewhere you can find some BDSM places in Pattaya where they treat gay subs against some of your well earned money. RTFF.
We're treated like kings baby! Like kings! Sexpats? Who cares? We're not in Thailand to worry about what other people think, we're there to fuck Thai chicks. Simple. It's so obvious it's hilarious. Every local there when they see us, they know exactly why we're there. A fat, balding, ugly, old and pale looking man, by himself in Bangkok? Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have professional friends and civilian friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe. And with my best friend, I have an agreement: if I'm ever in Pattaya sitting on Beach road in a wife beater shirt and shorts, sandals, beer in hand, ogling the passing ladies at noon, he'll put me out of my misery while I still have some shred of dignity.
And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.
Bob Dylan:
Ah you never turned around to see the frowns
On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you
Banana Boi
12-11-23, 06:54
Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have professional friends and civilian friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe. And with my best friend, I have an agreement: if I'm ever in Pattaya sitting on Beach road in a wife beater shirt and shorts, sandals, beer in hand, ogling the passing ladies at noon, he'll put me out of my misery while I still have some shred of dignity.
And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.An absolutely brilliant Rebuttal. I applaud you.
Forty Drinks
12-11-23, 06:58
Fun Facts per Stick.
Many mid Thai Women are ok with their peers being beaten- if they deserve it.
We need to see Thai Culture for what it is. Goes way beyond Hot Girl on a banner waving at us at Airport.
ThaiGoodTimes
12-11-23, 09:44
Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have professional friends and civilian friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe. And with my best friend, I have an agreement: if I'm ever in Pattaya sitting on Beach road in a wife beater shirt and shorts, sandals, beer in hand, ogling the passing ladies at noon, he'll put me out of my misery while I still have some shred of dignity.
And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.
Bob Dylan:
Ah you never turned around to see the frowns
On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you Concur 100000%.
Mr Enternational
12-11-23, 13:42
Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have professional friends and civilian friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe.
And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.You are right. You better have some type of friends. I encourage everyone to go out and socialize and build some type of circle. I know many guys that have been in accidents (me for one), had heart attacks and other medical emergencies, and some have even died. Thanks to their network of friends they were able to be cared for.
My buddy who was a retired Vietnam veteran that had not been back to the States since Regan was president died back in August at 79. He spoke fluent Thai and was on his fourth Thai wife. They lived in one of those old Thai style hovels. He died broke. Luckily he had a network of friends that was able to see to his needs these last couple of years and his final services a couple of months ago, and take up a collection for his wife.
P.S. Another buddy of mine is 72 and a retired Vietnam veteran and has gone all this time without getting disability. He is just getting hip. That is the hustle of the USA Military. You can get out and get disability for the rest of your life and live like a king on that $3700/ month in places like Thailand.
Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have professional friends and civilian friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe. And with my best friend, I have an agreement: if I'm ever in Pattaya sitting on Beach road in a wife beater shirt and shorts, sandals, beer in hand, ogling the passing ladies at noon, he'll put me out of my misery while I still have some shred of dignity.
And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.You're absolutely right!
I really love this thread.
You are right. You better have some type of friends. I encourage everyone to go out and socialize and build some type of circle. I know many guys that have been in accidents (me for one), had heart attacks and other medical emergencies, and some have even died. Thanks to their network of friends they were able to be cared for.
My buddy who was a retired Vietnam veteran that had not been back to the States since Regan was president died back in August at 79. He spoke fluent Thai and was on his fourth Thai wife. They lived in one of those old Thai style hovels. He died broke. Luckily he had a network of friends that was able to see to his needs these last couple of years and his final services a couple of months ago, and take up a collection for his wife.Seems a number of people don't plan ahead, a mindset of it won't happen to me. You get in an accident, heart attack, stroke, into the hospital. So who can access your funds to pay your bills, hospital, house, support for your teeruk? How fluent are you in Thai? It's NOT back home where it's easy to understand what's going on. And if you die, what about those you leave behind here? She's taken care of you while you were sick, an invalid, bedridden, taken HER time to spend with you. Not the good times when you were up and about, but now, roll you over to prevent bedsores, spoon feed you, take care of your personal hygiene. Yes, you've supported her, but now what? She's past her prime, any thoughts of what happens to her? Yes, it's all fun and games until it's not. I've heard the tales, granted 2nd hand, but from Thais who do care about others. The falang in the hospital, no visitors, staring at the ceiling day and night. So, some visitors are arranged. The falang stuck in, they might say spare bedroom, I say closet, while she has the run of the house with her BF. Some LE intervention, a PAID caretaker arranged.
Some say Karma, others it's "Do unto others..." If you're accepted as family, as a friend, with a bit of luck, you'll be OK. But having the attitude of "King"... fine when you're upright, but when not... amazing how fast all those friends disappear. True the world over.
The most powerful chess piece on the board is the Queen.
Applies in real life too. Find one, two or three queens to be in your life and you are good. Anyone can pay to be treated like a King. Very few men actually are kings of their own lives. You see a king has a kingdom. Being a true king involves a life of service. Some need to keep that in mind. Being treated like a king, living like a king and actually being the king of your own life are very very different things.
For those that think they can plan out their end of life scenario, I say, much success with that. If you are a traveller you do not even know what country you are going be in when you take your last breath and you your heart stops. I play probabilities. I agree that you should take care of those who take care of you. But if everyone is truly honest with themselves that circle is really small. My friends are the ones who stayed in my life during tough times. None of them are female.
They dynamics of your queen or your ride or die chick is she is there at the end of your life. Can any of us be sure who that girl will be?
But I read very interesting judgements by those visiting the country on others visiting the country. Yet those same people are living in glass houses. Like they do not participate in the vices of: Food, Drink, Girls and Weed. GTF! Those from high falluting society must not do that shit where their high society friends can find out. That way they can sit in superior judgement of others. ROTFLMAO!.
I find it really interesting that the people of Thailand are very conservative but yet tolerant. I wonder do Thai people have such fucked up attitudes towards the visitors to their country? If they do, why don't they just get rid of them?
Now not only do we have to contend with the PPP we now have a new agency operating in Pattaya Thailand: the APP (Age Pussy Police).
Why are you bragging about having sex with a granny when there are thousands of young girls available for the same price? Last time I was in pattaya (September) I used to pay 1 k-1. 5 k a ST with a 21 years old girls.You used to do that in massage parlors? You used to get an excellent full body massage then BBBJCIM afterwards? And you did that all for 1000 THB?
Actually you did not. That is why you did not report on it on your last trip to Pattaya. For those who are math challenged (talking to you my young and misguided ISG brother): 1500 is 500 more than 1000 THB which is what I paid for the experience I described in my report (bragging in your mind only). According to a particular poster here the Pattaya Reports thread, girls in the price range you speak of are: 'fat, ugly, bottom of the barrel". I missed your post where you addressed that poster. Instead you chose to talk shit to someone sharing their experiences in the Pattaya Reports.
You post is simply another one from a dumb mother fucker trying to stay relevant on a fuck board while save up enough money as a wage slave and earn enough vacation to make their next trip to Thailand. So, "sit down. ***** be humble!
The experience is great for me. I didn't have to go through hoops just to fuck the girls. I message them "Hi do you want to meet for ST 1000 baht" and they would be in my room in 15-30 minutes. The only down side is won't really know what they look like until they arrive and sometimes they don't look as good as in the photos but for a 1000 baht I'm not complaining just bang them and forget about them.Why are you bragging about fucking ugly girls off of Thai Friendly? Now, please tell me with your last report about action in Pattaya being 3 plus months ago why you are: 1. Calling my report "bragging"? 2. Talking shit about my personal preferences because they differ from yours?
You, my very young and misguided ISG brother, are a violator of Man Law 101: No man ought to be telling another grown man how to spend their hard earned money or who to fuck.
You would be well advised to pay more attention to what you are doing with you own dick and less attention to the post below. Here is some very good advice for you:
Dude how old are you that you consider a 39 yo a "granny" ?
And why was that the only part of the commander's excellent report you saw fit to comment on?
P.S. Some of us are older than 39 and are happy with a provider who's younger than us without all the usual adolescent bullshit.
And sometimes it's nice to mix it up. 20 yo one day, 30 yo the next.
Less sniping about other punters' preferences, and more reports of your own please.Thank you brother SedNabokos! You said it better than I could have said it myself. We can only hope that he will pay attention to your wise words. But as a the young man he obviously is, he had not gained the wisdom and insight that those of us who have put in work on this earth just a few more years than he has.
I too in my personal (in other words I did not pay to have sex with these girls) have fuck girls ranging between 18 - 64. If you had of told me I would have fucked a girl 24 years older than me at the time before I actually did it and she would wind up being a very memorable sex partner to me I would have told you were crazy. But she was.
All we can do is hope that The Bro will grow up and realize how arrogant and stupid he sounds. I'm certain he will be amazed as I was when it finally happened to me (I grew up) and I wondered to myself how those close to me put up with me for all those years. ROTFLMAO.
Most likely she could be his granny which makes him something like 9. I always suspected there are posters fooling around with their laptops.Well said my ISG brother. Well said!.
They dynamics of your queen or your ride or die chick is she is there at the end of your life. Can any of us be sure who that girl will be?
Yes (of course, it helps if you are old). Best indicator of future performance is past performance.
Don't need to be a king, don't need a queen, equals work rather well.
And "King" IS an attitude, aka "Center of the Universe", an attitude that some have, that EVERYONE is there to serve him.
I find it really interesting that the people of Thailand are very conservative but yet tolerant. What's so hard to understand about that? They answer to their inner selves but let others do the same.
Christianity: thou shalt not
Judaism: thou shalt not
Islam: thou shalt not
Buddhism: you'd be a better person if you tried to do a little bit less of that.
Personally, I think they just might be onto something.
Explorer8939
12-13-23, 15:40
Once you think of a bargirl as someone to be your "Queen" who will take care of you when you are old, you're a dead man.
Mr Enternational
12-13-23, 20:48
Once you think of a bargirl as someone to be your "Queen" who will take care of you when you are old, you're a dead man.What is a person once they think every woman in Thailand is a bargirl or hooker?
What is a person once they think every woman in Thailand is a bargirl or hooker?Think you'll find those, like I said, sitting out on Beach Road, wife beater T (with beer or old rock band logo), shorts, flip flops, beer in hand, hunched over, waiting to die. Attitude goes both ways. You treat her like a hooker, then she will be, for that hour, anyway. You treat her like a person, then she will be. MY experience, anyway. What's the old cliche, "what goes around, comes around".
What do you wear if not shorts flip flops and a wife beater? I don't wear a wife beater but I'm wearing a tank top which is what I think you mean since it has logos. I haven't worn long pants since getting here and wear flip flops everywhere. I do usually wear a t-shirt instead of tank top though.
Think you'll find those, like I said, sitting out on Beach Road, wife beater T (with beer or old rock band logo), shorts, flip flops, beer in hand, hunched over, waiting to die. Attitude goes both ways. You treat her like a hooker, then she will be, for that hour, anyway. You treat her like a person, then she will be. MY experience, anyway. What's the old cliche, "what goes around, comes around".
What do you wear if not shorts flip flops and a wife beater? I don't wear a wife beater but I'm wearing a tank top which is what I think you mean since it has logos. I haven't worn long pants since getting here and wear flip flops everywhere. I do usually wear a t-shirt instead of tank top though.You're concentrating on the clothes only. It's also who's wearing and the state of BOTH. Now, if you're hunched over and waiting to die... my condolences... Full disclosure: I wear a shirt with pockets - 1 for phone, 1 for glasses. The former I can do without, but the latter... only when I want to be illiterate.
I think I look presentable. I have nice banana republic shorts and t-shirts without any branding. I do walk first thing in the morning for about 30 minutes without a shirt. I'm trying to get more vitamin D from the sun and that isn't the best look. But I do that at a mall parking lot before it opens.
Thanks for the reply.
You're concentrating on the clothes only. It's also who's wearing and the state of BOTH. Now, if you're hunched over and waiting to die... my condolences... Full disclosure: I wear a shirt with pockets - 1 for phone, 1 for glasses. The former I can do without, but the latter... only when I want to be illiterate.
... and t-shirts without any branding.A confession. I do wear branded t-shirts: In-and-Out. Just bought their 75 Anniversary one. And sandals. Flip flops are for showers, Teva's are for walking, F1's or Hurricane's. Didn't mean any offense, just trying to set a picture.
What do you wear if not shorts flip flops and a wife beater? I don't wear a wife beater but I'm wearing a tank top which is what I think you mean since it has logos. I haven't worn long pants since getting here and wear flip flops everywhere. I do usually wear a t-shirt instead of tank top though.I stopped wearing flip-flops when I saw a dude in a motorcycle accident who was wearing flip flops sitting there with his foot split in half. Keen closed toe sandals on my go-to and you can wear them everywhere without looking like a schlumpf.
Explorer8939
12-14-23, 15:04
What is a person once they think every woman in Thailand is a bargirl or hooker?Perhaps you did not read the message I replied to.
I am talking about guys coming to Pattaya and marrying bargirls.
Explorer8939
12-14-23, 15:56
Think you'll find those, like I said, sitting out on Beach Road, wife beater T (with beer or old rock band logo), shorts, flip flops, beer in hand, hunched over, waiting to die. Attitude goes both ways. You treat her like a hooker, then she will be, for that hour, anyway. You treat her like a person, then she will be. MY experience, anyway. What's the old cliche, "what goes around, comes around".Oops.
You started up a fashion show here.
This is Pattaya, a beach town. No need to be fashionable. Let's not confuse the newbies.
Now, back to the ladies.
Oops.
You started up a fashion show here.
This is Pattaya, a beach town. No need to be fashionable. Let's not confuse the newbies.
Now, back to the ladies.This is the Rants and Raves section so fashion is clearly acceptable.
Banana Boi
12-14-23, 18:08
This is Pattaya, a beach town. No need to be fashionable. Let's not confuse the newbies.You're not totally correct here. Yes it's a beach town but there's a time for walking around outside with open toed sandals (and god forbid white sox) and a time to look sharp. Ever wondered why Koreans and Japanese guys get the top girls in Pattaya? Do you see them at Thermae or gogo bars in shorts and sandals? They go to bars with long pants, proper shoes, and are dressed nice.
One of my freebie girls dresses up to the 9's when we go out. You think it's right to show up with flip flops? That's up to you I guess.
Don't get me wrong I like that guys dress like slobs in Pattaya. Makes it easier for me.
EverythingThai
12-14-23, 18:42
Oops.
You started up a fashion show here.
This is Pattaya, a beach town. No need to be fashionable. Let's not confuse the newbies.
Now, back to the ladies.
You're not totally correct here. Yes it's a beach town but there's a time for walking around outside with open toed sandals (and god forbid white sox) and a time to look sharp. Ever wondered why Koreans and Japanese guys get the top girls in Pattaya? Do you see them at Thermae or gogo bars in shorts and sandals? They go to bars with long pants, proper shoes, and are dressed nice.
One of my freebie girls dresses up to the 9's when we go out. You think it's right to show up with flip flops? That's up to you I guess.
Don't get me wrong I like that guys dress like slobs in Pattaya. Makes it easier for me.I agree with Banana Boi. When you see some foreigners walking around in flip flops, scruffy looking unshaven faces, smelly BO, uncombed hair, and dirty wrinkly clothes, you just whisper under your breath, thank god for that while you are with the smokin hot Thai chick in a hot black dress.
Mr Enternational
12-14-23, 19:25
Perhaps you did not read the message I replied to.
I am talking about guys coming to Pattaya and marrying bargirls.You did not quote a message in your reply. The only person that mentioned a queen previous to your post was Sub, and he said nothing about one being a bargirl or hooker. Which message were you replying to that referenced a queen as a bargirl or someone marrying a bargirl?
Mr Enternational
12-14-23, 19:37
Ever wondered why Koreans and Japanese guys get the top girls in Pattaya? Do you see them at Thermae or gogo bars in shorts and sandals? They go to bars with long pants, proper shoes, and are dressed nice.
One of my freebie girls dresses up to the 9's when we go out. You think it's right to show up with flip flops? That's up to you I guess.
Don't get me wrong I like that guys dress like slobs in Pattaya. Makes it easier for me.You are comparing apples to oranges. Going on a date with a normal chick is not the same as hooker hunting. If I am going on a normal date then of course I may put on something decent. If I am going out to pick up hookers then there is no need.
Now once you tell me a guy went out dressed sharp with his pockets empty and got the finest hooker in the club, but another guy went out dressed like a slob with a pocket full of money and could not get a chick, then I will be on board.
Before it was always said that Koreans and Japanese get the best girls because they have small dicks, finish fucking fast, and pay a lot of money. Now you are telling us it is actually because they dress nice?
Forty Drinks
12-15-23, 00:43
Here we go again. The reason Koreans, etc get the TOP girls is they are willing to Pay and are Ez laid back customers. I've seen ratty looking Asians walk out with good looking girls. They are clean. Clothes don't matter People.
As opposed to those who Bargain and want everything under the SUN. Ex. Come in Hair, in Nose, in Ear, etc.
Explorer8939
12-15-23, 02:50
And now for something completely different:
The tax laws in Thailand are changing in 2024. For tax residents, you will have to pay income tax on money transferred into Thailand.
Forty Drinks
12-15-23, 06:15
And now for something completely different:
The tax laws in Thailand are changing in 2024. For tax residents, you will have to pay income tax on money transferred into Thailand.Nothing pisses the Squirrel 🐿65039; Haired Benjamin Hart of the USA embassy more than Sexpats giving Tax Info.
He doesn't know what's up as the kitty bitty details have not been Forthcoming.
His thinking is 80% of us won't be affected. Even if you stay over 180 days you may owe no tax but have to file.
The Filing part scares me. Could be a paperwork Nightmare. Do I have to show my 333 page TurboTax return to Somchai the immigration officer.
Banana Boi
12-15-23, 11:53
The tax laws in Thailand are changing in 2024. For tax residents, you will have to pay income tax on money transferred into Thailand. If I have this correct I can bring 20,000 USD without Declaration in to Thailand every tine I enter. If I want a ton of money in to Thailand I would keep my money in a Vietnam or Laos bank then bring in 20,000 USD for myself and each of the Thai girls I have taken away on a weekend trip. Same goes if I want to export money out of Thailand if I owned a profitable bar. Go on weekly trips with a bunch of Thai girls and it's 20,000 USD allowed to be taken out by each person.
Now certainly no one on here would be doing that, right?
Banana Boi
12-15-23, 12:09
You are comparing apples to oranges. Going on a date with a normal chick is not the same as hooker hunting. If I am going on a normal date then of course I may put on something decent. If I am going out to pick up hookers then there is no need. Never said you wouldn't but you and I both know some guys in Pattaya would!
My statement is based on my experiences. yours may or may not be different. I know for a fact if I walk around Pattaya with long pants, a collared shirt, and dress shoes I get much more attention than in "slob" clothing. Even walking into gogo bars I visit often the girls' reactions are different. Now if I walked around Soi 25 and Beach Road I absolutely agree you can look like you have 5,000 baht to your name and no girl would think any less of you.
I never said my Freebie girl was a civilian so not sure how you came to that conclusion. I don't chase civilians.
Before it was always said that Koreans and Japanese get the best girls because they have small dicks, finish fucking fast, and pay a lot of money. Now you are telling us it is actually because they dress nice?You've been around long enough to know a Thai girl says whatever they feel a guy wants to hear. If you're not Asian and a girl reads you as someone who isn't liking the fact that the Asians get the best looking girls she will say something negative towards Asians. She will say something negative about Americans, Brits, Indians, black, etc if you do not fit in those categories.
Do Asians have small dicks? I don't know I haven't really looked. Do Asian men finish faster than Farang? I'm guessing yes cause most Koreans and Japanese men Thai girls see are in their early 20's with little sex experience. Obviously they're going to finish up quicker than the average 60+ year old man from a non Asian country (or an Asian country for that matter). Do Asian men pay more? Possibly I don't keep track of their spending habits. They aren't permanent residents in Thailand and are here once or twice a year blowing all the disposable income they have in a week. But I'm not going to say a Japanese guy here as a Weekend Millionaire is going to spend more than a German man also here as a Weekend Millionaire. In fact, the opposite is way more likely as Germany has one of the highest earnings per capita in the world while Japan is among the lowest for G7 countries (my stereotypical conclusion about Japanese not unlike 333 stereotype).
Forty Drinks
12-15-23, 12:34
I made a post that hasn't showed up yet.
A bit more. I wouldn't be surprised if a fellow member showed up on Soi 6 looking like he was attending Budens 2nd term inauguration.
Tuxedo and everything.
So in other Words who knows. Everything is Possible. Maybe we as a group should Dress better.
Thoughts Subcommittee.
Coolie High
12-16-23, 08:59
I made a post that hasn't showed up yet.
A bit more. I wouldn't be surprised if a fellow member showed up on Soi 6 looking like he was attending Budens 2nd term inauguration.
Tuxedo and everything.
So in other Words who knows. Everything is Possible. Maybe we as a group should Dress better.
Thoughts Subcommittee.RajPatela AKA Chan Chalupa AKA Mr. Simp AKA Forty Drinks. WTF!
For Gods sake how many times are you seriously going to change your name. You throw out your trademark "no offense"(ignorant catch phrase like yourself but catchy like a jingle), and haha's🤣 and think that no one will know you. If you truly are in the pussy capital of the world Pattaya then it's a damn shame how you've changed more names then you've gotten pussy this year. As you read this post you should be knee deep in some hot thai pussy taking pics and posting photos of wish you were here Coolie, not continually post bullshit, changing your name like dirty diapers.
INSANITY at its finest. Ooh Well, since you not going to stop here's a list of your next name on ISG to choose from. You're welcome👍.
Raw Dog 40-Ounce. Retard-Benard. Or how about Douchebag Tempura. Tiny Knuck-Knuck. MC Top Ramen. SuperFly Mc Nugget. Simp2 Pimp. HahaRaj.
I personally like Retard-Benard, HahaRaj or AllFluff McGruff🤣.
Yo fellas lets help him out on his next ISG name. Its got to be special for 2024👌.
And now back to your regular schedule program of Rants, Stupid Shit & Coronavirus in Thailand.
EverythingThai
12-16-23, 09:10
RajPatela AKA Chan Chalupa AKA Mr. Simp AKA Forty Drinks. WTF!
For Gods sake how many times are you seriously going to change your name. You throw out your trademark "no offense"(ignorant catch phrase like yourself but catchy like a jingle), and haha's🤣 and think that no one will know you. If you truly are in the pussy capital of the world Pattaya then it's a damn shame how you've changed more names then you've gotten pussy this year. As you read this post you should be knee deep in some hot thai pussy taking pics and posting photos of wish you were here Coolie, not continually post bullshit, changing your name like dirty diapers.
INSANITY at its finest. Ooh Well, since you not going to stop here's a list of your next name on ISG to choose from. You're welcome👍.
Raw Dog 40-Ounce. Retard-Benard. Or how about Douchebag Tempura. Tiny Knuck-Knuck. MC Top Ramen. SuperFly Mc Nugget. Simp2 Pimp. HahaRaj.
I personally like Retard-Benard, HahaRaj or AllFluff McGruff🤣.
Yo fellas lets help him out on his next ISG name. Its got to be special for 2024👌.
And now back to your regular schedule program of Rants, Stupid Shit & Coronavirus in Thailand.This deserves to go into the reports of distinction. You my man are talented. LOL.
If I have this correct I can bring 20,000 USD without Declaration in to Thailand every tine I enter. If I want a ton of money in to Thailand I would keep my money in a Vietnam or Laos bank then bring in 20,000 USD for myself and each of the Thai girls I have taken away on a weekend trip. Same goes if I want to export money out of Thailand if I owned a profitable bar. Go on weekly trips with a bunch of Thai girls and it's 20,000 USD allowed to be taken out by each person.
Now certainly no one on here would be doing that, right?If leaving the US you can carry up to 10 K when departing on International flight. If more than you have to file FinCen form 105 with CBP at departure airport without problems or risking confiscation. I would be curious if this amount of money would be reported to country of arrival. I will always be making 3 trips a year so at minimum I can bring 30 K without worrying about taxes.
RajPatela AKA Chan Chalupa AKA Mr. Simp AKA Forty Drinks. WTF!
Yo fellas lets help him out on his next ISG name.I say Basketball, because he bounces around so much, and has so much dribble (oops, that should be drivel).
I wrote a post a long time ago about getting a visa renewel in phuket. I wrote what I needed etc. I went looking for it bc I need to get my visa renewed but the first bunch of my posts no longer are there. Does this place delete old posts after so long?
Mr Enternational
12-16-23, 17:35
I wrote a post a long time ago about getting a visa renewel in phuket. I wrote what I needed etc. I went looking for it bc I need to get my visa renewed but the first bunch of my posts no longer are there. Does this place delete old posts after so long?Did you do a search? There are several posts that you made about this.
This is for those with no experiece. I needed to extend my visa. I have been here almost 1 month and did not get the visa extension at the airport. I am an American. I went to the immigration office at Phuket Town. It was the closest to me. All I had to do was fill out form, show passport, make a couple of copies of different pages of passport, get a passport photo and pay. The people at the immigration office were friendly and helpful. The process was quick.
Some things you will need are a pen, address of where you are staying, departure ticket and I think that was it. I didn't have departure ticket and it was not a problem at all. It cost me 1900 baht, plus 126 baht for photo and copies.
I hope this helps anyone with worries. It was all in all quick and easy.
The guy at the desk at the gym I go to said he could get my visa extension from the immigration office for me and save me the trip. I paid him 2700 baht yesterday. Gave him my passport and photo. I got it back today. I wasnt aware things could be done this way.
To get my visa extended is it better to go the the immigration office in Bangkok or Pattaya? Which is usually quicker? I have only been to immigration office in Phuket and that was easy and quick. Also when I got to Thailand they only stamped me for one month. Is that how it works now? When I was here pre covid it was two months visa on arrival. Thanks for any advice.
Explorer8939
12-16-23, 17:40
If leaving the US you can carry up to 10 K when departing on International flight. If more than you have to file FinCen form 105 with CBP at departure airport without problems or risking confiscation. I would be curious if this amount of money would be reported to country of arrival. I will always be making 3 trips a year so at minimum I can bring 30 K without worrying about taxes.If you take any trips to neighboring countries, you can withdraw cash from ATMs and bring the cash into Thailand.
At some point, the tax department will monitor currency exchange transactions, but I don't think we are there yet.
Banana Boi
12-16-23, 22:58
I wrote a post a long time ago about getting a visa renewel in phuket. I wrote what I needed etc. I went looking for it bc I need to get my visa renewed but the first bunch of my posts no longer are there. Does this place delete old posts after so long?I only see 292 of your 474 posts dating back to Oct, 2017 when I click on "view forum posts" under your name.
However, if I do a search for a particular word in this case 'Phuket' I can see a post from August, 2017. Is this what you're looking for?
This is for those with no experiece. I needed to extend my visa. I have been here almost 1 month and did not get the visa extension at the airport. I am an American. I went to the immigration office at Phuket Town. It was the closest to me. All I had to do was fill out form, show passport, make a couple of copies of different pages of passport, get a passport photo and pay. The people at the immigration office were friendly and helpful. The process was quick.
Some things you will need are a pen, address of where you are staying, departure ticket and I think that was it. I didn't have departure ticket and it was not a problem at all. It cost me 1900 baht, plus 126 baht for photo and copies.
Thank you. That is what I was looking for.
I only see 292 of your 474 posts dating back to Oct, 2017 when I click on "view forum posts" under your name.
However, if I do a search for a particular word in this case 'Phuket' I can see a post from August, 2017. Is this what you're looking for?
If you take any trips to neighboring countries, you can withdraw cash from ATMs and bring the cash into Thailand.
At some point, the tax department will monitor currency exchange transactions, but I don't think we are there yet.Yes you can do that, but like you said if the Thai tax department monitors cash exchanges (have to provide your passport) when exchanging back to baht. Although yes that is something that will take a while to do. Not an easy task.
Explorer8939
12-17-23, 17:26
Yes you can do that, but like you said if the Thai tax department monitors cash exchanges (have to provide your passport) when exchanging back to baht. Although yes that is something that will take a while to do. Not an easy task.Easy peasy.
Withdraw cash from a foreign ATM using your US bank card. Then, change $ to baht in that country.
If I run short of cash in my Thai bank account in 2024, I will have to come with ways to have sufficient baht in Thailand without having to pay income tax in Thailand.
Newton York
12-18-23, 01:02
How true if this? If you can't trust some white guy reporting news on Singapore's number one tv channel, who can you trust?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSU5nDecBko
First of all, this was over 3 years ago, I'm sure things are much better in Thailand now. All I know is, where I was and where I am now sucks, and Thailand is awesome, especially Bangkok. When you've been to Bangkok, how can any of this be happening? But check it out though, the chick in the report is 38 while her husband is 63? Like what? And he's not even a sexpat guy, he's just some village farmer dude. What's going on? She's not attractive at all, the type that old, bald, fat and ugly sexpat Danny Devito types like to hang out with. When I watch reports like this, I just get so confused. I tell ya though fellas, if all this be true, why aren't more of us making the most of it? Just saying. Why live like some asshole in the west, when you can be almost god like in south east Asia? Sure, don't believe me, just means more chicks for me, if I get there in time. But no worries, I won't be alive for long, Beelzebub willing I'll get a few months there before my number is up. HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSuYG2mTNw4
But if what this douchebag digital nomad type is saying is true, poop people in Thailand choose to live that way? If you can't trust a sexpat youtuber guy like this, who can you trust? He walked all over Klong Toey, so he must know what he's talking about. So no poverty in Thailand? I don't know fellas, if that were true, then how can we have as many chicks to pick from to pay for sex? If things were well financially for Thais, we'd be shit out of luck when it comes to the hobby. It'd be like Sweden or some such. It's tough to know the truth these days. All I know is when I was in Bangkok, it was awesome every day. I guess much like politics around the world these days, the truth is whatever you want it to be. Everybody gets to live in their own little echo chamber now. Oh well. Maybe I should visit Klong Toey one day. It almost seems like it's own tourist destination now, some sort of poverty tourism thing. Tourists really have a way of taking advantage of everything and everyone. IF you're going to go to Thailand and exploit the locals, just pay for sex. Leave them alone when it comes to where they live. Come on dudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R46Evdou8k
Look at this guy making blanket statements about Thai people specifically and Asian people in general. Like he's some expert. And he's probably making thousands just saying shit to the camera. Retired and living the dream. I'm actually so much older than him, but maybe I can do this too. I just got to get my way around the technology. I'm from the days of the rotary phone for gods sake, you young ones won't know what that is. Based on what he's saying, it sounds like there's almost no income gap, and a large middle class exist in Thailand. Which is what I thought! Thailand is indeed awesome. Great healthcare, jobs, education for all. I know I'll love it there. Even if I'm just there for a weeks at a time, semi retired and shit, I'll love it there. I just know it.
Anybody that complains about it is obviously doing it wrong. You fellas are probably jaded from enjoying paradise for too long, or suffering from 'grassisgreeneritis'. Sometimes, just sometimes, and especially with Thailand, you're actually on the other side of the grass, you're standing on the greener side, but you just can't see it. Take it from me, some poor schmuck stuck in the tri-state area, you got it made. Even these douchebag digital nomad types, they got it made.
How true if this? If you can't trust some white guy reporting news on Singapore's number one tv channel, who can you trust?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSU5nDecBko
First of all, this was over 3 years ago, I'm sure things are much better in Thailand now. All I know is, where I was and where I am now sucks, and Thailand is awesome, especially Bangkok. When you've been to Bangkok, how can any of this be happening? But check it out though, the chick in the report is 38 while her husband is 63? Like what? And he's not even a sexpat guy, he's just some village farmer dude. What's going on? She's not attractive at all, the type that old, bald, fat and ugly sexpat Danny Devito types like to hang out with. When I watch reports like this, I just get so confused. I tell ya though fellas, if all this be true, why aren't more of us making the most of it? Just saying. Why live like some asshole in the west, when you can be almost god like in south east Asia? Sure, don't believe me, just means more chicks for me, if I get there in time. But no worries, I won't be alive for long, Beelzebub willing I'll get a few months there before my number is up. HA!.You're the old guy that is just fascinated by technology and the internet and Youtube. No one cares about these Youtube videos you always speak of. Yes, we are all blue balled when back home in the states, it sucks and life is much more enjoyable in Thailand. If you're so fixated on Thailand life, just move there already.
EverythingThai
12-21-23, 06:21
Mr E would say are you Bonkers. Baht bus is perfectly safe and efficient and cost wise, very good.
People don't worry about pickpocket s. That's on you. Don't Flex by having your wallet sticking out your Butt.There is a little mosquito Buzzin in my ear. Very annoying. I guess I better just swat it away.
Now, back to our regular scheduled programming. As per my calculations, the two week millionaires that came to Pattaya a week or so ago, must have spent their 2 week wad in the first week. Why do I say this? My line has been going off like crazy with TF freelancers I have used in the past, asking me if I want to see them. That on top off the ones who need to make as much cash to send back home for New years or for their trip back home just after, I'd say its going to be a a fun Christmas.
In relation to this, this will be the first full on open holiday season in Pattaya with bars open till 4 am and most guys here on holidays. There will be so many ladies here trying to make coin and not enough punters. They are not going home this 31st. The bars are all banking on a huge end to the year. A mongers' dream come true in my opinion.
Forty Drinks
12-21-23, 13:08
If you want more Data to see if I'm right. Which I am.
Catch a Mr Sins Livestream on Kick. His beautiful ladies are what I refer to as Ugly Muglies.
He isn't the most Handsome of us out there.
Does seem to be a nice guy.
My line has been going off like crazy with TF freelancers I have used in the past, asking me if I want to see them. That on top off the ones who need to make as much cash to send back home for New years or for their trip back home just after, I'd say its going to be a a fun Christmas.
In relation to this, this will be the first full on open holiday season in Pattaya with bars open till 4 am and most guys here on holidays. There will be so many ladies here trying to make coin and not enough punters. They are not going home this 31st. The bars are all banking on a huge end to the year. A mongers' dream come true in my opinion.Sounds like an advertisement from the Tourism Authority of Pattaya.
Explorer8939
12-22-23, 00:49
I had a MILF over for drinks and she stuck around for many hours.
When she was really drunk, she talked about her work at the bar, and how after a ST, she would take the money and hit a man bar (host bar) and pick a young guy to take home to fuck. She has a regular Thai kik, but he has a lot of customers, so she will make do with another guy.
She admitted that what she really wanted was a really young guy (half her age), but hadn't dared to try yet. She said he was 50% Thai and 50% Shan, so he spoke Thai Yai, which she couldn't understand.
In a classic Thai bargirl moment, she spent half an hour telling me that her Thai boyfriend of 8 years had broken up with her (he lives back in Isaan) and blocked her. When she finished, her phone rang, and it was her boyfriend.
After the call, I asked her how much money he needed.
Forty Drinks
12-22-23, 01:21
Sounds like an advertisement from the Tourism Authority of Pattaya.Speaking of which did anyone know Bodyslam is headling NYE on Pattaya Beach.
They were huge Rock Band filling Coliseums in 🌏 Asia.
Imagine how the mighty have fallen. Hot $700 Soi six girls to looking for desperate girls on social media. Does he think he sun.commander. LOL.
OK, let your Indian friends buy a million usd dollar (or more) building and give half ownership to some thai national. They got rich somehow so must know what they are doing. I'll go back to my shitty bar and order another Chang!
It's not me.
Ask any good real estate agent in Pattaya if they entertain you which I doubt.
Few of my friends are good real estate agent in Pattaya and that's what they said.
As I said improve your knowledge before replying back.
Just enjoy your cheap chang in some shitty bar.
This is not for you.
I am talking about people with money. Not you!
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EverythingThai
12-27-23, 16:58
Trust me Raj, and Kumar are not making bank working indian call centres.
Usually economically challengeed are drawn to group tours where Everything has been negotiated at a Discount.
Same old same old, Wealthy Indians would rather go where wealthy American s go. It ain't Pattaya.So, where is it that you are going now then. Raja, Kumar, AKA 40 drinks? Sorry, I forgot your other names LOL. Yes, I do believe that you are not making bank working in an Indian call centre. If you were, you would not be pretending to be in Pattaya when you're actually in India. LOL.
So, where is it that you are going now then. Raja, Kumar, AKA 40 drinks? Sorry, I forgot your other names LOL. Yes, I do believe that you are not making bank working in an Indian call centre. If you were, you would not be pretending to be in Pattaya when you're actually in India. LOL.I think he is actually in Bangkok monitoring school girl.
Explorer8939
12-29-23, 04:47
A bargirl I know has Farang who is all loved up with her. He takes her on holidays to Australia, bought her a house, the whole 9 yards.
She posts on Facebook memories from when she worked bar. Which is what she really wants to do.
Forty Drinks
12-29-23, 13:25
I think he is actually in Bangkok monitoring school girl.Let's give Props to Nana School 🏫 Girl. She can stand in the most Busiest place in Nana for hours on in and not miss a Beat.
She deserves 40 drinks and a Barfine. Gnomesaying.
Explorer8939
12-30-23, 01:52
One problem with going BB for residents of Thailand: the lady can claim you are the daddy later on if she's preggers, and she knows where you live. If her Thai boyfriend knocks her up, she's going to try to put you on the hook, since you have money.
Explorer8939
12-30-23, 02:48
I normally don't just chat with bargirls on Social Media, mostly because they have an internal clock that compels them to ask for money after a certain time.
But one lady got me good yesterday: she pinged me to ask to come to my condo. I gave her a reservation, but then she asked for the money up front.
Never pay up front.
Once a Thai has your money, they are under no obligation to pay you back, or render the service.
So, all I can do is remove her from the rotation if she doesn't keep the reservation.
Of course, she asked for money up front because she was desperate to see her "kik", a young Thai man who she barfines.
Explorer8939
12-31-23, 01:30
A miracle! The Thai bargirl actually showed up, and proceeded to drink a bottle of Hong Thong at my condo.
She has been working in Pattaya for a long time, and so has many stories, and lots of customers. She is clearly getting tired of working bar, and the loser types who fawn over bargirls.
She had a simple plan. Hang out at my place until her young Thai boyfriend got off work and picked her up. Which he did, late last night.
The most important thing is that I learned something about sex. This lady has 0 ability to initiate anything. If I do nothing, she will do nothing.
So, as an experiment, I took off my shorts, and once she saw my dick, she couldn't keep away.
I normally don't just expose myself, but I guess there's a time and a place for it.
Forty Drinks
12-31-23, 01:52
I normally don't just chat with bargirls on Social Media, mostly because they have an internal clock that compels them to ask for money after a certain time.
But one lady got me good yesterday: she pinged me to ask to come to my condo. I gave her a reservation, but then she asked for the money up front.
Never pay up front.
Once a Thai has your money, they are under no obligation to pay you back, or render the service.
So, all I can do is remove her from the rotation if she doesn't keep the reservation.
Of course, she asked for money up front because she was desperate to see her "kik", a young Thai man who she barfines.It's Pattaya so busy why is she going after money from a Random?
Shouldn't she be cancelling. Hahaha.
Forty Drinks
12-31-23, 04:12
A bargirl I know has Farang who is all loved up with her. He takes her on holidays to Australia, bought her a house, the whole 9 yards.
She posts on Facebook memories from when she worked bar. Which is what she really wants to do.Avrom Merlin is in $200,000 to an ugly Bargirl named RiRi.
He even allow s her boyfriend Poon to hang out with them. LOL.
All documented on Livestream.
Could it be staged for Views. No way in San Colinas.
For those interested cliff notes on You Tube. SUSpendas is Nick on you tube.
Let's give Props to Nana School 🏫 Girl. She can stand in the most Busiest place in Nana for hours on in and not miss a Beat.
She deserves 40 drinks and a Barfine. Gnomesaying.Take one for the Team, bro.
Never pay up front.
That's why I gaze with lust and love at Billboard girls who giggle at me but leave unsatisfied, at least from that venue.
Explorer8939
12-31-23, 09:19
It's Pattaya so busy why is she going after money from a Random?
Shouldn't she be cancelling. Hahaha.Pattaya *is* busy. Perhaps it's hard to tell from India.
But, this lady is tired of working bar, she is just looking for easy money to spend on young Thai men. She's got her eye on a young guy who works 7/11.
Explorer8939
12-31-23, 12:46
Well, it finally happened. A lady complained about my fucking style.
My MO is to let them fuck me, because I can finish quickly if they do that. But this lady is not happy with that, she wants to get fucked.
Maybe next time.
EverythingThai
01-11-24, 07:02
Pattaya *is* busy. Perhaps it's hard to tell from India.
But, this lady is tired of working bar, she is just looking for easy money to spend on young Thai men. She's got her eye on a young guy who works 7/11.I know who that is if you are talking about the one from MM.
EverythingThai
01-11-24, 07:06
I normally don't just chat with bargirls on Social Media, mostly because they have an internal clock that compels them to ask for money after a certain time.
But one lady got me good yesterday: she pinged me to ask to come to my condo. I gave her a reservation, but then she asked for the money up front.
Never pay up front.
Once a Thai has your money, they are under no obligation to pay you back, or render the service.
So, all I can do is remove her from the rotation if she doesn't keep the reservation.
Of course, she asked for money up front because she was desperate to see her "kik", a young Thai man who she barfines.When this happened to me, I made sure to fuck her good with a nice cream pie. LOL.
Explorer8939
01-11-24, 11:06
I know who that is if you are talking about the one from MM.She left MM last year.
But, if you are talking about ladies in MM who go with young Thai men, it's about 90% of them. They have competitions to see who can fuck the youngest Thai male.
Banana Boi
01-11-24, 19:59
But, if you are talking about ladies in MM who go with young Thai men, it's about 90% of them. They have competitions to see who can fuck the youngest Thai male.Seems like a very high percentage that have Thai MEN cause many have Tomboys. Are you saying not a single girl from Maggie May has a Tomboy or over 100% of the girls are NOT single?
Explorer8939
01-12-24, 01:22
Seems like a very high percentage that have Thai MEN cause many have Tomboys. Are you saying not a single girl from Maggie May has a Tomboy or over 100% of the girls are NOT single?I don't know any bargirls at Maggie Mays who go with Tomboys. It's possible that one of the newer ladies does.
There *are* bargirls who have young Thai boyfriends, I include those in the 90%. There are some older bargirls who have older Thai boyfriends.
But, it's common for a new lady at MM (or any bar) to have some money for the first time, and then blow it on karaoke boys.
EverythingThai
01-12-24, 15:32
Seems like a very high percentage that have Thai MEN cause many have Tomboys. Are you saying not a single girl from Maggie May has a Tomboy or over 100% of the girls are NOT single?
You are right. About 6 of the ladies have Toms on the side.
I don't know any bargirls at Maggie Mays who go with Tomboys. It's possible that one of the newer ladies does.
There *are* bargirls who have young Thai boyfriends, I include those in the 90%. There are some older bargirls who have older Thai boyfriends.
But, it's common for a new lady at MM (or any bar) to have some money for the first time, and then blow it on karaoke boys.LOL. I thought you were in the "know" I will tell you without a doubt that 90% of the girls in Maggie Mays are not single. I will also tell you that many of the girls there go with Tom Boys. In fact, I will tell me that on Christmas Day, I was sitting in Maggie Mays drinking with Steven and we were having a laugh about it. We were talking about the girls getting off work at Midnight and going to the Tom Boy bars. He's gone twice with them. I will go you one better. Maybe you didn't even know, so promise not to fall off your chair. Your beloved Annie, ex MM cashier is the leader of the Tom boy lovers. She has been dating one for years and working at MM. You must known that. I am sure you do. When Annie was there, she would lead them all to the Tom Boy bars after work. The girl I took for ST at MM on Christmas Day has been with a Tom Boy now for 3 years. She shows me pictures of them together and talks about how clingy she is with her. They break up constantly and then get back together. Believe me, there are a bunch of them going with Toms on a regular basis.
Explorer8939
01-12-24, 17:05
You are right. About 6 of the ladies have Toms on the side.
LOL. I thought you were in the "know" I will tell you without a doubt that 90% of the girls in Maggie Mays are not single. I will also tell you that many of the girls there go with Tom Boys. In fact, I will tell me that on Christmas Day, I was sitting in Maggie Mays drinking with Steven and we were having a laugh about it. We were talking about the girls getting off work at Midnight and going to the Tom Boy bars. He's gone twice with them. I will go you one better. Maybe you didn't even know, so promise not to fall off your chair. Your beloved Annie, ex MM cashier is the leader of the Tom boy lovers. She has been dating one for years and working at MM. You must known that. I am sure you do. When Annie was there, she would lead them all to the Tom Boy bars after work. The girl I took for ST at MM on Christmas Day has been with a Tom Boy now for 3 years. She shows me pictures of them together and talks about how clingy she is with her. They break up constantly and then get back together. Believe me, there are a bunch of them going with Toms on a regular basis.I didn't mention Annie because she no longer works at MM. Of course, everyone knows about her Tomboy.
I don't know any lady who is in a relationship with a Tomboy, but maybe some of the newer ladies are. Going to a Tomboy bar doesn't count.
Well, it finally happened. A lady complained about my fucking style.
My MO is to let them fuck me, because I can finish quickly if they do that. But this lady is not happy with that, she wants to get fucked.
Maybe next time.Why in the world do you want to "finish quickly?
Explorer8939
01-13-24, 09:50
Why in the world do you want to "finish quickly?Most ladies want their customers to finish quickly. It's a common subject among the ladies when they discuss customers, and they really hate it when a guy can't finish the deal in a few minutes.
Remember, it's not as if the ladies don't get fucked a lot. Even older ladies typically get fucked all they want by their Thai boyfriends, plus other customers, so when they are with you, they have zero desire for pounding.
That's not to say there aren't exceptions, but they are rare.
That's one of the reasons Koreans are popular. Good money and quick finishes.
Explorer8939
01-13-24, 10:19
So I am in Rio with a Thai lady. She has come here before, but things are different. She is having drama with her new Thai boyfriend, as his wife is making things difficult for him and her.
So, she spends her days talking with him on the phone and sleeping. Not a lot of fun.
If she continues in this state of depression, I will send her home.
HorseTrader
01-13-24, 18:36
So I am in Rio with a Thai lady. She has come here before, but things are different. She is having drama with her new Thai boyfriend, as his wife is making things difficult for him and her.
So, she spends her days talking with him on the phone and sleeping. Not a lot of fun.
If she continues in this state of depression, I will send her home.My buddy had a similar situation about 5 years ago. He offered to send her home, but she refused to go. They spent a miserable month together, I was there watching it. She told me privately that friends and family would have considered her a failure if she went home early. When the month ended, there was much drama about money.
In the end, he wished he forced her to go home after the first few days.
Forty Drinks
01-14-24, 00:14
My buddy had a similar situation about 5 years ago. He offered to send her home, but she refused to go. They spent a miserable month together, I was there watching it. She told me privately that friends and family would have considered her a failure if she went home early. When the month ended, there was much drama about money.
In the end, he wished he forced her to go home after the first few days.Our Experience friend wasting money just like the Sponsors he rails against.
People are so Weird.
Explorer8939
01-14-24, 00:54
Our Experience friend wasting money just like the Sponsors he rails against.
People are so Weird.I am paying 1000 baht per day Long Time.
So I am in Rio with a Thai lady. She has come here before, but things are different. She is having drama with her new Thai boyfriend, as his wife is making things difficult for him and her.
So, she spends her days talking with him on the phone and sleeping. Not a lot of fun.
If she continues in this state of depression, I will send her home.How is she handling the food in Rio? Most Thai ladies I have spent time with in Thailand eat like hobbits, LOL. You know, six meals a day. Was wondering if that slows down when they are eating western food?
Explorer8939
01-14-24, 12:31
How is she handling the food in Rio? Most Thai ladies I have spent time with in Thailand eat like hobbits, LOL. You know, six meals a day. Was wondering if that slows down when they are eating western food?She filled her suitcase with Thai food, and only buys groceries compatible with Thai food. Except steak, she loves steak.
I have to admit that we are both suffering from jet lag, and fall asleep at 5 pm. So, no nighttime adventures so far.
Explorer8939
01-14-24, 12:42
Don't take photos of you and a bargirl together.
When it comes to bragging about men, the bargirls talk about how young their Thai man is.
But for Facebook, they want to show the oldest Farang possible, because the older the customer, the more he pays, and he fucks less. So it's basically big money for nothing.
My Facebook feed is filled with young ladies posting photos of them with really old customers.
Now, back to our regular scheduled programming. As per my calculations, the two week millionaires that came to Pattaya a week or so ago, must have spent their 2 week wad in the first week. Why do I say this? My line has been going off like crazy with TF freelancers I have used in the past, asking me if I want to see them. That on top off the ones who need to make as much cash to send back home for New years or for their trip back home just after, I'd say its going to be a a fun Christmas.
In relation to this, this will be the first full on open holiday season in Pattaya with bars open till 4 am and most guys here on holidays. There will be so many ladies here trying to make coin and not enough punters. They are not going home this 31st. The bars are all banking on a huge end to the year. A mongers' dream come true in my opinion.
Why is our 40 drink GOD trying to distance himself from the Silly Spending Crowd?
This Forum did ET dirty. We got him good. I'm actually Sorry for getting on his case.Let's guess that reality is a be*tch, and Mr Everything's calculations pre-Christmas went all wrong.
No serious report to post anymore, so Mr Everythings takes a new pleasure in ridiculizing people who refuse to spend big on silly matters.
These people he liked to call them cheapcharlies in his serious posts.
There's no problem about spending big if you like it that way, but why would you allocate 90 to 95% of your spendings on overpriced watered down drinks and on tips to the random people working in the bar to finally give very little to the only person who made your experience wonderful?
In any case by spending big in the bar you're already fucked, because everyone will expect you to do so every time in your next visits, so why not deciding to help the girl out instead of giving it all to the very people who are making their profit by exploiting that girl?
Forty Drinks
01-15-24, 01:54
I am paying 1000 baht per day Long Time.Is she that much of an Ugly Mugly.
Explorer8939
01-15-24, 05:51
Is she that much of an Ugly Mugly.In one post you accuse me of overpaying, in an other, I am underpaying so the lady must be trash.
I took her to Brazil for 2 months, so the long term rate is cheaper. That's the way it works in Pattaya.
BTW her Thai boyfriend's wife showed up, he had to drop her, so she is with the program again, as she considers going back with her former boyfriend.
Explorer8939
01-15-24, 05:53
Let's guess that reality is a be*tch, and Mr Everything's calculations pre-Christmas went all wrong.
No serious report to post anymore, so Mr Everythings takes a new pleasure in ridiculizing people who refuse to spend big on silly matters.
These people he liked to call them cheapcharlies in his serious posts.
There's no problem about spending big if you like it that way, but why would you allocate 90 to 95% of your spendings on overpriced watered down drinks and on tips to the random people working in the bar to finally give very little to the only person who made your experience wonderful?
In any case by spending big in the bar you're already fucked, because everyone will expect you to do so every time in your next visits, so why not deciding to help the girl out instead of giving it all to the very people who are making their profit by exploiting that girl?It sounds like you are saying not to spend your money on drinks, but rather throw your money directly at the bargirl. Does that also mean send her money after you go home?
Is she that much of an Ugly Mugly.No, because he paid the airfare, and she has an opportunity to go somewhere. I wouldn't pay a supermodel more than that a day if I was taking them on vacation.
Explorer8939
01-15-24, 12:58
Classic bargirl behavior. She posted photos of herself with her customer for a week, apparently he took her on holiday. He probably thought that her showing him in photos meant he was special to her.
The second photo was from the night she came back to Pattaya, when she went out with big money to find a Thai man.
Explorer8939
01-16-24, 12:27
What Pattaya bargirls do in their downtime:
One call to the family back in the village.
If they don't have a Thai Significant Other: call around to former boyfriends, men they run into before work, men who contact them on social media, trying to set something up, either a relationship or short time for quick money.
Thai ladies in Pattaya have the problem that the men they want demand money, but the men they don't want offer money. This becomes more obvious to them as they get older (I mean that Thai men are very good at extracting money from Thai ladies).
One day, the ladies have the realization that their future is either a guy they have to pay, or a guy who can support them but they don't want. That can be a depressing time.
Another variation is to hook up with a married man, but only the most deluded bargirls think that's a long term solution.
So, when you see an older bargirl looking depressed in the bar, that could be the reason.
What Pattaya bargirls do in their downtime:
One call to the family back in the village.
If they don't have a Thai Significant Other: call around to former boyfriends, men they run into before work, men who contact them on social media, trying to set something up, either a relationship or short time for quick money.
Thai ladies in Pattaya have the problem that the men they want demand money, but the men they don't want offer money. This becomes more obvious to them as they get older (I mean that Thai men are very good at extracting money from Thai ladies).
One day, the ladies have the realization that their future is either a guy they have to pay, or a guy who can support them but they don't want. That can be a depressing time.
Another variation is to hook up with a married man, but only the most deluded bargirls think that's a long term solution.
So, when you see an older bargirl looking depressed in the bar, that could be the reason.Older bar girls are an untapped market. I have had some great times with them. Be nice to them, buy them a drink, and if you hit it off, bar fine them. Next thing you know they will be giving you great GFE. The downside is that they can be a little clingy the next morning. Just like a real girlfriend. LOL.
Explorer8939
01-17-24, 02:07
Older bar girls are an untapped market. I have had some great times with them. Be nice to them, buy them a drink, and if you hit it off, bar fine them. Next thing you know they will be giving you great GFE. The downside is that they can be a little clingy the next morning. Just like a real girlfriend. LOL.Yep.
Sometimes I have older ladies over, and it's often not easy in the morning to get them to leave.
Forty Drinks
01-17-24, 09:15
My take on Old Bargirls.
Well once they were Young Bargirls, full of innocence and joy of being with us. Then the Realities of being a Bargirl hit after 1st 400 lb Swen as customer.
See the Problems. 1 big one- they are Old. Hahaha. 2 they must be so Bleeped up in the mind.
Only Fans Girls are coming out and Saying Hold On. Not all and Cream.
EverythingThai
01-18-24, 09:58
2 k depends on girls look age and appearance. I don't consider 2 k a deal on Soi 6 unless she is an 8 or 2 k becomes the official price most guys are paying. The girls are trying to push it up to 1500. I think 2 k for a 6 on Soi 6 would cause me to take a break from Pattaya.So, in your mind, it seems that ST Soi 6 prices should be 1000 Baht plus the room and the girls are trying to move that to 1500 plus the room. I would say that you are sadly mistaken. Further, lets just say that you are correct and in your mind, ST on soi 6 should be 1000 Baht plus the room and the girls are now asking 2000 Baht plus the room. If that makes you want to take a break from Pattaya, you better just stop coming all together, as prices won't go down. Maybe Pattaya is just too expensive for you. It's funny about how some of us think inflation is non existent for sellers and only exists for the buyers. lol. So again, just don't come. You better not stretch your budget or you will be living in a fan room for 2500 Bhat per month the same as me.
EverythingThai
01-18-24, 12:51
I love this Topic.
One prolific Sexpat pays 2,000 long time. Drinks probably minimal as sources from 7. 11. LOL. Hahaha.I can't afford 2000 Baht LT in Pattaya. Are you kidding? That's almost the same as the monthly rent for my fan room. I still have that LEO from my trip to 7/11 and Catalpas. It looks a little shabby though. LOL.
Explorer8939
01-18-24, 13:33
My take on Old Bargirls.
Well once they were Young Bargirls, full of innocence and joy of being with us. Then the Realities of being a Bargirl hit after 1st 400 lb Swen as customer.
See the Problems. 1 big one- they are Old. Hahaha. 2 they must be so Bleeped up in the mind.
Only Fans Girls are coming out and Saying Hold On. Not all and Cream.Many old bargirls are hanging in there to snag a Farang husband. So, they will fuck a guy around the clock, until the paperwork is done. Then, they will announce that they are too old to fuck.
That's the basis for bars in the Darkside, to service Farangs living with a Thai wife.
Was having breakfast at a small cafe across from the new railway station in Hua Hin. A couple pulls up on a motor bike in front of the shop next door. He is a tall scandinavian in great shape about 30. On the back of his bike was a short stacked Thai girl about 20 and a real looker. Apparently he was dropping her off to pick up her bike. The funny thing about the whole situation was from the look on his face he was so tired of her shit. But she kept whining anyway about "are you going to call me". Reminded me of the old saying "no matter how good she looks there is a guy somewhere who is tired of her shit". LOL.
Was having breakfast at a small cafe across from the new railway station in Hua Hin. A couple pulls up on a motor bike in front of the shop next door. He is a tall scandinavian in great shape about 30. On the back of his bike was a short stacked Thai girl about 20 and a real looker. Apparently he was dropping her off to pick up her bike. The funny thing about the whole situation was from the look on his face he was so tired of her shit. But she kept whining anyway about "are you going to call me". Reminded me of the old saying "no matter how good she looks there is a guy somewhere who is tired of her shit". LOL.Sounds like she is sprung off of a Chad. This Chad will learn his lesson quick. Better to pay for play short time and move on.
Explorer8939
01-19-24, 11:26
I am scheduled to spend a month in the Maldives with a Thai lady later this year. I have traveled with her before, so the time together won't be a problem.
But, I hit on the idea of her inviting a friend to visit for a week.
She could use some company, and I could use a different lady for a while. No, they won't play together, but switching off ladies can be fun.
Apart from the cost, what's the downside?
Explorer8939
01-19-24, 12:45
Kids, don't try this at home:
I took a Thai lady to Japan for 4 days, nothing special there. But then I dropped her off at Narita airport to go back to Thailand, and then I took a different plane to Addis Ababa, where another Thai lady was waiting for me, and we flew together to Brazil.
Explorer8939
01-19-24, 17:52
If you're wondering about all the traveling, there is a new tax regulation requiring long term residents to pay Thai income tax. If only stay in Thailand for 179 days, no tax.
Also, if I travel with a Thai lady, its 1000 baht a day, if I stay in my Pattaya condo, I often have 2 ladies, which is 4000 baht a day.
Forty Drinks
01-19-24, 20:53
If you're wondering about all the traveling, there is a new tax regulation requiring long term residents to pay Thai income tax. If only stay in Thailand for 179 days, no tax.
Also, if I travel with a Thai lady, its 1000 baht a day, if I stay in my Pattaya condo, I often have 2 ladies, which is 4000 baht a day.I don't think it's a new law.
I'm affected though. I'm planning to stay under 180 days.
Thailand loss. I'm equal to 69 Indians and 777 mymannerians in terms of Spend.
Oh well. LOL. Hahaha.
So, in your mind, it seems that ST Soi 6 prices should be 1000 Baht plus the room and the girls are trying to move that to 1500 plus the room. I would say that you are sadly mistaken. Further, lets just say that you are correct and in your mind, ST on soi 6 should be 1000 Baht plus the room and the girls are now asking 2000 Baht plus the room. If that makes you want to take a break from Pattaya, you better just stop coming all together, as prices won't go down. Maybe Pattaya is just too expensive for you. It's funny about how some of us think inflation is non existent for sellers and only exists for the buyers. lol. So again, just don't come. You better not stretch your budget or you will be living in a fan room for 2500 Bhat per month the same as me.Your deductive reasoning skills are flawed. I never said I was a cheap Charlie. If I was under financial duress I doubt I would have visited Pattaya 13 x. I even visited during high season on purpose. The reality is I'm a young retiree who can live in Patty full time if I wanted to. I am not a backpacker and I stay at US branded hotels in Pattaya. There are more important things in life than hardened hookers. I'm saying the quality on Soi 6 doesn't warrant a price hike. Soi 6 is marginally better than the beach. Just because I prefer hotties and don't want to spoil the market doesn't mean I can't afford International travel. I've matured. I even stated that I would pay 1500 baht if that became the uniform price. I guess if you went in a restaurant and the menu said 1 k for the plate and you saw others paying 1 k you still would pay 1500 because the waiter said so.
Forty Drinks
01-20-24, 19:26
Your deductive reasoning skills are flawed. I never said I was a cheap Charlie. If I was under financial duress I doubt I would have visited Pattaya 13 x. I even visited during high season on purpose. The reality is I'm a young retiree who can live in Patty full time if I wanted to. I am not a backpacker and I stay at US branded hotels in Pattaya. There are more important things in life than hardened hookers. I'm saying the quality on Soi 6 doesn't warrant a price hike. Soi 6 is marginally better than the beach. Just because I prefer hotties and don't want to spoil the market doesn't mean I can't afford International travel. I've matured. I even stated that I would pay 1500 baht if that became the uniform price. I guess if you went in a restaurant and the menu said 1 k for the plate and you saw others paying 1 k you still would pay 1500 because the waiter said so.I pay $8. 50 for my big Mac meal at central Pattaya and so do you.
I wouldn't be surprised if ET paid $15 to Flex and then self ban himself for 6 months. Hahaha.
Explorer8939
01-20-24, 19:31
Your deductive reasoning skills are flawed. I never said I was a cheap Charlie. If I was under financial duress I doubt I would have visited Pattaya 13 x. I even visited during high season on purpose. The reality is I'm a young retiree who can live in Patty full time if I wanted to. I am not a backpacker and I stay at US branded hotels in Pattaya. There are more important things in life than hardened hookers. I'm saying the quality on Soi 6 doesn't warrant a price hike. Soi 6 is marginally better than the beach. Just because I prefer hotties and don't want to spoil the market doesn't mean I can't afford International travel. I've matured. I even stated that I would pay 1500 baht if that became the uniform price. I guess if you went in a restaurant and the menu said 1 k for the plate and you saw others paying 1 k you still would pay 1500 because the waiter said so.The problem is Korean 2 week millionaires paying 3000 baht for ST, and also many ladydrinks.
What's in the cards is that Farang customers will desert Soi 6, which will then be empty during periods when there are no Korean holidays. The number of Koreans who will go to Soi 6 during off-peak periods won't be enough to maintain the status quo, and so the hordes of Thai women will disappear.
Same as Angeles City.
Mr Enternational
01-20-24, 22:15
I am scheduled to spend a month in the Maldives with a Thai lady later this year. Apart from the cost, what's the downside?The downside would be the Maldives is boring as fuck, especially being that drinking is your thing.
Explorer8939
01-21-24, 11:17
The downside would be the Maldives is boring as fuck, especially being that drinking is your thing.No problem. The plan is to go beach in the day, drink in the condo at night.
A Thai lady will happily play telephone all day.
Explorer8939
01-21-24, 12:54
It is not easy to select a lady for a one month holiday overseas. Some can't handle being with a customer for more than a few days (see the 3 day rule).
I once took a lady to Russia for 2 weeks. She spent her down time talking to her main squeeze at the time, got depressed from missing him, and after a week, didn't leave the hotel for 2 days, staying in bed most of the time. She snapped out of it and carried on for the final week. Went back to Pattaya and discovered he was married.
Since then, no problem traveling with her. The current Thai boyfriend takes care of the kids when she is gone.
ElMexicant
01-21-24, 12:56
I pay $8. 50 for my big Mac meal at central Pattaya and so do you.
I wouldn't be surprised if ET paid $15 to Flex and then self ban himself for 6 months. Hahaha.You guys are lucky ISG is more moderated and secured than most forums. So the back forth is just humorous. On the Single Man Forum site, the lone moderator apparently made a big oopsie and forgot to hide the accounts of members that followed his Facebook. Dumbass apparently linked them to his site and then took days to remember his mistake. Now there are guys passing FB profiles around via Telegram to out members that have agendas against one another. That's what happens when a site is not moderated correctly and you have constant fighting and bickering going on. The bans of whos on there often make no sense. It's like chaos with that site. ISG is more tone down with snide comments rather than some of the stuff you hear over there.
Mr Enternational
01-21-24, 16:45
No problem. The plan is to go beach in the day, drink in the condo at night.Where do you plan to get the alcohol from?
Explorer8939
01-21-24, 18:42
Where do you plan to get the alcohol from?Oops.
Maldives is almost alcohol free.
Explorer8939
01-21-24, 19:32
So I am in Rio with a Thai lady. She has come here before, but things are different. She is having drama with her new Thai boyfriend, as his wife is making things difficult for him and her.
So, she spends her days talking with him on the phone and sleeping. Not a lot of fun.
If she continues in this state of depression, I will send her home.The Thai is still having boyfriend drama, but is okay when she's off the phone with him.
Explorer8939
01-23-24, 14:26
Oops.
Maldives is almost alcohol free.My new plan is to go to Kazakhstan with Thai ladies. One wants to see snow, so we will go to Almaty.
I sure hope there is alcohol for sale in Kazakhstan.
My new plan is to go to Kazakhstan with Thai ladies. One wants to see snow, so we will go to Almaty.
I sure hope there is alcohol for sale in Kazakhstan.I'm not sure you can stay there visa free for one month. Be sure to have the ladies boyfriends / husbands buy them winter coats before you leave Thailand.
My new plan is to go to Kazakhstan with Thai ladies. One wants to see snow, so we will go to Almaty.
I sure hope there is alcohol for sale in Kazakhstan.Go to Georgia or Azerbaijan. Baku and Tblisi rock.
Explorer8939
01-24-24, 10:19
I'm not sure you can stay there visa free for one month. Be sure to have the ladies boyfriends / husbands buy them winter coats before you leave Thailand.I checked on the visas, no problem.
Both ladies have been to Ukraine in the winter and have winter gear.
Explorer8939
01-30-24, 14:07
Go to Georgia or Azerbaijan. Baku and Tblisi rock.I am more comfortable with Kazakhstan (especially in the north) because of the large number of Russian speakers. I used to go there when I worked on space stuff in Russia.
But, it's crappy for mongering.
I am more comfortable with Kazakhstan (especially in the north) because of the large number of Russian speakers. I used to go there when I worked on space stuff in Russia.
But, it's crappy for mongering.You can get by with Russian in Baku and Tblisi. I do and my Russian sucks.
So what you're telling us is that you didn't bother reading the form before you arrived and need help immediately. That caused extra.Here we go again with your helpful posts (NOT). LOL!
Well Mr E you might be a black American in America, but in Thailand, you're an American. I can remember when Big Joke would have African Roundup sessions down on Suk, my buds strolled right on by with their American passports getting salutes from the boys in brown.
In Thailand, and even here in Cambodia, it's not about skin color it's about nationality.So, spoken by our regional expert from (unknown country of origin)! Good to see that some people never change.
How you like me now?
Here we go again with your helpful posts (NOT). LOL!
So, spoken by our regional expert from (unknown country of origin)! Good to see that some people never change.
How you like me now?Oh look. It's back.
Explorer8939
02-18-24, 21:27
Maybe its because of the decline of Soi 6, but I am seeing ladies in other areas scoring more long time customers, more "boyfriends", and ST ladies getting more overnighters. And more sponsors.
Explorer8939
02-23-24, 12:08
What's invisible to mongers is the number of ladies who are sick. Maybe its because of their contacts with foreign strangers and bargirls, but its very common for ill bargirls to go with customers. They try to hang in there to collect some cash, and then go sit in their room for a few days.
I suspect that more than a few have a form of Long Covid.
Also, eating street food every day leads to some bad days.
Also, eating street food every day leads to some bad days.Street food for them is nothing.
It's more like being drunk everyday of the month that leads them to some bad days.
Explorer8939
02-25-24, 11:58
A 46 year old bargirl has a magic pussy. She can find lonely guys to be her "boyfriend" and sponsor her when they go home. They are good for sending money for 6 months, when they stop, she has to come back to Pattaya to get a new one.
Right now, she's got some guy from Serbia on the hook. But she tells me that he is going home soon, and wants to come to my condo to drink.
A 46 year old bargirl has a magic pussy. She can find lonely guys to be her "boyfriend" and sponsor her when they go home. They are good for sending money for 6 months, when they stop, she has to come back to Pattaya to get a new one.
Right now, she's got some guy from Serbia on the hook. But she tells me that he is going home soon, and wants to come to my condo to drink.There's always going to be lonely down on their luck guys that fall for this, but man falling for it with a 46 year old is hilarious LOL.
Explorer8939
02-27-24, 14:31
There's always going to be lonely down on their luck guys that fall for this, but man falling for it with a 46 year old is hilarious LOL.Last year, I went to Chumphae, and tried a 55 year old lady. She wanted to fuck all night.
After I left, she showed me a photo of her with her Farang boyfriend. He's paying for a new house for her.
Explorer8939
02-27-24, 14:35
I am traveling with a former bargirl, who spends much of her waking hours talking on the phone with her Thai boyfriend. She can't get enough of him. At this point, he lets her go with me, because I am "customer before", and her sole source of income (apart from a few thousand baht from him).
She tells me when she returns to Pattaya, she is going to see another Thai man, and tell her boyfriend she is spending the night with me.
Newton York
03-10-24, 20:35
Let me tell ya guys something. One of the chicks I banged at addict massage, can't remember her name now but she's in my old reports somewhere, beautiful and nice she was that I picked her as one of my favorites, I banged her at least 3 times I think. And I was jerking off today to some japanese porn and lo and behold there's this pornstar called Yuka Rino who looks just like her, except the pornstars tits are bigger. But the face is basically that. Pretty damn close if I say so myself. And man, it made me so sad as I was jerking off. Maybe one of the saddest fapping sessions I've ever had, cause it made me wish I was back in the big mango.
I miss Thailand so much I can feel it in my bones. Thing is fellas I actually have something akin to a job now, kind of. Not actually full time, but consistent enough that I can't risk losing it by traveling. Can you imagine that? We live in a world now where an old man like me can't even take time off just in case he loses his job. Wow. I tell ya, even my grandparents who lived through world war 1 and didn't even have running water had it better. Jeezum crow. I feel so sorry for myself.
But the silver linings here is that not if, but when I lose this so-called job, the first thing I'm going to do is empty out my checking out, fly business class (just to experience it for myself once in my shitty life) and go to Bangkok for at least 20 days. To have THE blow out sex trip of my life. The last one I'll ever have since I'm old. Is it glass half empty or full? Cause I want to think of it as a plus plus. I don't get to travel, means I'm still making a living. Me flying to Thailand means I've lost this gig, but whadya know, I'm going to Thailand! So, sure life sucks ass. But either way it's way it's a win win.
I'm here by the way cause I've got something in the oven, and I'm just waiting for my food to cook so I can eat. Yes, this part of the forum, this Thailand part is full of hateful trolls, mean and insulting keyboard warriors so brave to say whatever they want cause of the power of anonymity, but I don't care, cause guess what dudes? I'm anonymous too. So let's all just say whatever the hell we want. And you know what? I want to go to THAILAND so I can fuck some hot chicks! Jesus Christ! Why is that so goddamned hard? I'd sell my soul at this point for a coupla million bucks, for all the good my shitty soul has done.
I really want to experience Bangkok Smile, sure some of the chicks I've been eyeing have come and gone, but there looks to be plenty on the roster. And at my age, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the whole BBFS thing that seems to be getting much easier to get in Bangkok, if all the reports I've read be true. Butterfly seems to be offering it. Wow, just the thought of squirting inside a hot chick is really something. Why do I have to worry right? At my age, how many years do I even have left?
You guys are too lucky. Not even you dudes that get to fly in once a while, even of you live in Singapore, you still need to fly in from time to time, I'm talking about you dudes that actually LIVE there. Everyday, all the time, so much that you actually start to believe that you MIGHT be bored of it, but then when you fuck a hot chick, you realize everything is right in the world. Here's the thing, the best I can do, in the years to come, assuming I'm still alive is to have some proximity to Thailand. Through my contacts in South East Asia from decades ago when I used to be stationed there, I might be able to live out the last parts of my life in a country bordering Thailand.
Sure, it's not Thailand itself, but by Beelzebub, it'll be a hell of a lot closer than where I am now. That's for sure. And weirdly, it'll be cheaper than Thailand too, and while my plan is to fly in to Bangkok a few times a year thanks to Air Asia, the country itself where I hope to settle, might have some cheap mongering options itself. That's the hope fellas, but knowing my shitty luck, it'll be a miracle if it happens.
I tell ya this, if you're lucky enough to be living IN Thailand itself, please don't complain. You might not have any idea just how lucky you are. You have it great. People treat you like you're a God, things are cheap, food is great, and you get to bang hot chicks all the live long day. And plenty of pharmaceuticals around to help with the old fuck stick when it doesn't want to get up, or stay up.
I tell ya fellas, at this point I'm ready and have been trying to sell my soul for a coupla mill to have a decent life in the last few years of my sad life. I ain't even talking about tech ceo rich, just a few million dollars, what's that going to take? HELL, honestly, to live near or in Thailand and to have a good, decent life, a man doesn't even need a mil.
There's definitely ageism everywhere. Them so-called colleagues are ganging up together to try to get rid of me. I say try harder assholes cause I'm totally fine with being fired. Why the fuck not, cause the second it happens, I'm getting my ass over to Thailand baby! THAILAND! You guys don't know, you've been in Thailand for too long that you take it for granted now. Always complaining. The truth is Thailand is paradise, and it'll solve all my problems, giving me the peace I've earned, and maybe, just maybe, a few good years in my pathetic sad miserable trauma filled life. Just let me die with a few happy memories. No, not even 'happy'. Just content. That's it. I just want to make a few peaceful memories before I shuffle off. The PSTD even decades after the events that caused it still haunts me to this day, and what I wouldn't give to just have a few restful days before I die. I'd sell my soul, my fucking, worthless soul.
Forty Drinks
03-10-24, 22:11
Let me tell ya guys something. One of the chicks I banged at addict massage, can't remember her name now but she's in my old reports somewhere, beautiful and nice she was that I picked her as one of my favorites, I banged her at least 3 times I think. And I was jerking off today to some japanese porn and lo and behold there's this pornstar called Yuka Rino who looks just like her, except the pornstars tits are bigger. But the face is basically that. Pretty damn close if I say so myself. And man, it made me so sad as I was jerking off. Maybe one of the saddest fapping sessions I've ever had, cause it made me wish I was back in the big mango.
I miss Thailand so much I can feel it in my bones. Thing is fellas I actually have something akin to a job now, kind of. Not actually full time, but consistent enough that I can't risk losing it by traveling. Can you imagine that? We live in a world now where an old man like me can't even take time off just in case he loses his job. Wow. I tell ya, even my grandparents who lived through world war 1 and didn't even have running water had it better. Jeezum crow. I feel so sorry for myself.
But the silver linings here is that not if, but when I lose this so-called job, the first thing I'm going to do is empty out my checking out, fly business class (just to experience it for myself once in my shitty life) and go to Bangkok for at least 20 days. To have THE blow out sex trip of my life. The last one I'll ever have since I'm old. Is it glass half empty or full? Cause I want to think of it as a plus plus. I don't get to travel, means I'm still making a living. Me flying to Thailand means I've lost this gig, but whadya know, I'm going to Thailand! So, sure life sucks ass. But either way it's way it's a win win.
I'm here by the way cause I've got something in the oven, and I'm just waiting for my food to cook so I can eat. Yes, this part of the forum, this Thailand part is full of hateful trolls, mean and insulting keyboard warriors so brave to say whatever they want cause of the power of anonymity, but I don't care, cause guess what dudes? I'm anonymous too. So let's all just say whatever the hell we want. And you know what? I want to go to THAILAND so I can fuck some hot chicks! Jesus Christ! Why is that so goddamned hard? I'd sell my soul at this point for a coupla million bucks, for all the good my shitty soul has done.
I really want to experience Bangkok Smile, sure some of the chicks I've been eyeing have come and gone, but there looks to be plenty on the roster. And at my age, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the whole BBFS thing that seems to be getting much easier to get in Bangkok, if all the reports I've read be true. Butterfly seems to be offering it. Wow, just the thought of squirting inside a hot chick is really something. Why do I have to worry right? At my age, how many years do I even have left?It really isn't hard to get to bkk if you are on the Spectrum.
You seem so far off I get it's Hard. Maybe make better decisions?
Let me tell ya guys something. One of the chicks I banged at addict massage, can't remember her name now but she's in my old reports somewhere, beautiful and nice she was that I picked her as one of my favorites, I banged her at least 3 times I think. And I was jerking off today to some japanese porn and lo and behold there's this pornstar called Yuka Rino who looks just like her, except the pornstars tits are bigger. But the face is basically that. Pretty damn close if I say so myself. And man, it made me so sad as I was jerking off. Maybe one of the saddest fapping sessions I've ever had, cause it made me wish I was back in the big mango.
I miss Thailand so much I can feel it in my bones. Thing is fellas I actually have something akin to a job now, kind of. Not actually full time, but consistent enough that I can't risk losing it by traveling. Can you imagine that? We live in a world now where an old man like me can't even take time off just in case he loses his job. Wow. I tell ya, even my grandparents who lived through world war 1 and didn't even have running water had it better. Jeezum crow. I feel so sorry for myself.
But the silver linings here is that not if, but when I lose this so-called job, the first thing I'm going to do is empty out my checking out, fly business class (just to experience it for myself once in my shitty life) and go to Bangkok for at least 20 days. To have THE blow out sex trip of my life. The last one I'll ever have since I'm old. Is it glass half empty or full? Cause I want to think of it as a plus plus. I don't get to travel, means I'm still making a living. Me flying to Thailand means I've lost this gig, but whadya know, I'm going to Thailand! So, sure life sucks ass. But either way it's way it's a win win.
I'm here by the way cause I've got something in the oven, and I'm just waiting for my food to cook so I can eat. Yes, this part of the forum, this Thailand part is full of hateful trolls, mean and insulting keyboard warriors so brave to say whatever they want cause of the power of anonymity, but I don't care, cause guess what dudes? I'm anonymous too. So let's all just say whatever the hell we want. And you know what? I want to go to THAILAND so I can fuck some hot chicks! Jesus Christ! Why is that so goddamned hard? I'd sell my soul at this point for a coupla million bucks, for all the good my shitty soul has done.
I really want to experience Bangkok Smile, sure some of the chicks I've been eyeing have come and gone, but there looks to be plenty on the roster. And at my age, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the whole BBFS thing that seems to be getting much easier to get in Bangkok, if all the reports I've read be true. Butterfly seems to be offering it. Wow, just the thought of squirting inside a hot chick is really something. Why do I have to worry right? At my age, how many years do I even have left?
You guys are too lucky. Not even you dudes that get to fly in once a while, even of you live in Singapore, you still need to fly in from time to time, I'm talking about you dudes that actually LIVE there. Everyday, all the time, so much that you actually start to believe that you MIGHT be bored of it, but then when you fuck a hot chick, you realize everything is right in the world. Here's the thing, the best I can do, in the years to come, assuming I'm still alive is to have some proximity to Thailand. Through my contacts in South East Asia from decades ago when I used to be stationed there, I might be able to live out the last parts of my life in a country bordering Thailand.
Sure, it's not Thailand itself, but by Beelzebub, it'll be a hell of a lot closer than where I am now. That's for sure. And weirdly, it'll be cheaper than Thailand too, and while my plan is to fly in to Bangkok a few times a year thanks to Air Asia, the country itself where I hope to settle, might have some cheap mongering options itself. That's the hope fellas, but knowing my shitty luck, it'll be a miracle if it happens.
I tell ya this, if you're lucky enough to be living IN Thailand itself, please don't complain. You might not have any idea just how lucky you are. You have it great. People treat you like you're a God, things are cheap, food is great, and you get to bang hot chicks all the live long day. And plenty of pharmaceuticals around to help with the old fuck stick when it doesn't want to get up, or stay up.
I tell ya fellas, at this point I'm ready and have been trying to sell my soul for a coupla mill to have a decent life in the last few years of my sad life. I ain't even talking about tech ceo rich, just a few million dollars, what's that going to take? HELL, honestly, to live near or in Thailand and to have a good, decent life, a man doesn't even need a mil.
There's definitely ageism everywhere. Them so-called colleagues are ganging up together to try to get rid of me. I say try harder assholes cause I'm totally fine with being fired. Why the fuck not, cause the second it happens, I'm getting my ass over to Thailand baby! THAILAND! You guys don't know, you've been in Thailand for too long that you take it for granted now. Always complaining. The truth is Thailand is paradise, and it'll solve all my problems, giving me the peace I've earned, and maybe, just maybe, a few good years in my pathetic sad miserable trauma filled life. Just let me die with a few happy memories. No, not even 'happy'. Just content. That's it. I just want to make a few peaceful memories before I shuffle off. The PSTD even decades after the events that caused it still haunts me to this day, and what I wouldn't give to just have a few restful days before I die. I'd sell my soul, my fucking, worthless soul.Let me be the first to be a hateful Troll and a keyboard Warrior and tell you to seek some professional help.
Explorer8939
03-17-24, 22:46
It's the time of year when the customer base starts thinning out, some bars close, if a bargirl hasn't swindled some loser into sponsoring her, then she may think about going back to Isaan. So the number of available bargirls diminishes.
Let me be the first to be a hateful Troll and a keyboard Warrior and tell you to seek some professional help.Good to see some people never change!
Has the Nye Boy figured out if I am a newbie or a tourist or a tourist who is newbie or a newbie who is tourist. LOL!
Happy Songkran mother fuckers!
I am going to have 40 drinks to celebrate.
What is a person once they think every woman in Thailand is a bargirl or hooker?The dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers with no life!
Wow. You saved 80 baht.This guy is a mathematical genius. Wow!
I went to Bangkok. The place sucks the biggest of the big bones. Cut my trip should and returned to Pattaya quick fast and in a hurry.
I went to Bangkok. The place sucks the biggest of the big bones. Cut my trip should and returned to Pattaya quick fast and in a hurry.Great, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Thai Friendly I have 871 unanswered messages in my in box (yes I just looked as I was writing this). No problems with girls responding to me.Let me guess: 870 of these messages are coming from ladies who are looking for a serious relationship.
I have had a few sessions with two girl BJs where both girls are focused on my cock and balls at the same time. No lesbian stuff, just focused on me. However, it's very hard to plan and execute this. Most of the time, it is one girl on the Job and the other watching.
In that situation, I make sure the girl that is watching is sitting close enough to me to grab and poke which is surprisingly a really nice way to enjoy yourself while getting blown. Also, talking to the girl that is watching and discussing the BJ girls technique is also hot; the jobber usually gets encouraged by what you are talking about and keeps trying to do it better. Another thing that I enjoy is grabbing the girls hand that is watching and either putting her hand on my cock / balls or trying to put her hands on the BJ girls tits or trying to fix her hair so I can see properly.
I have also been shouted at by the mamasan (SOL...if you know, you know!) that I am taking too long. In both situations, I just asked for another girl to continue (a second payment) and the first girl would disappear after being tagged out, freshen up, clothes on and come back and sit with me while new girl was blowing me. Both times, I ordered a ladies drink and we would sit there drinking while my cock gets worked on by the substitute.
It's hard to not have fun in a BJ parlour!!Yeah except these days you have to fun with hags.
Let me guess: 870 of these messages are coming from ladies who are looking for a serious relationship.And those are just the ladyboys.
That is what white folks like to do compare. Some like to talk as if they are from the Congo! They brag about being an 1/4 inch larger if one isn't insecure they know one can kill someone woth a pee shooter if used properly.Its not the size, its the overall proportions and aesthetic value. Mine, for example, unlike you guys, would be considered by most to be enormous. Yet at the same time it is aestheticly perfect. No babys arm with an apple in it, or an olive on a toothpick! No sea slug! No flacciod loofa that looks like an alien. Especially for my fellows here. No pencil!
Nay. Perfectly shaped, the enourmous shaft tapers and then blooms into a smooth rhomboid of lust! Picture a lighthouse off the coast of Brittany, standing tall and proud. Now reduce that to a mere 12 inchest overall, and picture it proudly protruding from my middle.
Now go back to your silly arguments over millimeters.
You may be guessing Mogwai. Just like you were guessing about the location of View Tally 5 (you thought I didn't remember that didn't ya).
But I know!
If you are looking for serious relationships you can find them on Thai Friendly. There are plenty of girls that are looking for them. In fact, I had many discontinue speaking with me or wishing me success in my search when I explain to them that I am just looking for Short Time fun.
Now, I would not recommend Thai Friendly to someone looking for a long term relationship. I recommend that they learn to speak Thai. Learn Thai culture. And while you are at it, hit the gym and get some decent clothes tailored for you. In other words, bring your A game. That means you got to step your game up. Then head out into the countryside and find a girl that is not interested in the Bangkok or Pattaya lifestyle.
If you don't know know you know!
Let me guess: 870 of these messages are coming from ladies who are looking for a serious relationship.
Great, don't let the door hit you in the ass.Thanks for all the useless advice and insights. I prefer the beach. You enjoy your traffic, crowds and smog. Bangkok the city did not have a door. So I do not know what you are referring to. Bangkok is a place of business for me. Pattaya is where my fun is at. I will let you know the next time I am in Bangkok, if you actually would like to come out from behind your computer screen.
LittleBigMan
04-16-24, 05:55
Its not the size, its the overall proportions and aesthetic value. Mine, for example, unlike you guys, would be considered by most to be enormous. Yet at the same time it is aestheticly perfect. No babys arm with an apple in it, or an olive on a toothpick! No sea slug! No flacciod loofa that looks like an alien. Especially for my fellows here. No pencil!
Nay. Perfectly shaped, the enourmous shaft tapers and then blooms into a smooth rhomboid of lust! Picture a lighthouse off the coast of Brittany, standing tall and proud. Now reduce that to a mere 12 inchest overall, and picture it proudly protruding from my middle.
Now go back to your silly arguments over millimeters.What is silly is your stupid cracker jack remark. If so proud and true as indicated Post a photo of your lighthouse! Otherwise, it is nothing but hot air keep blowing maybe your dream will come true LOL!
What is silly is your stupid cracker jack remark. If so proud and true as indicated POST A PHOTO OF YOUR LIGHTHOUSE! OTHERWISE, IT IS NOTHING BUT HOT AIR KEEP BLOWING MAYBE YOUR DREAM WILL COME TRUE LOL!You really want to gaze upon the godlike pillar of manliness? Different angles? Backgrounds? Green screen so you can photoshop it on your own body and be a hit on Thai Friendly?
Get a sense of the absurd, Little Big Boy LOL, life is too short.
May I ask? Why do you even fucking care?
You seem to be really worried about what other men are doing with their money and their dick. When it is actually no concern of yours. Everyone here knows that it is not your girl, it is your turn. If a guy choose to send money when he is not here and not getting sex from a girl, that is his business. What is even more curious is why you continue to disrespect the readers of this forum with your dribble. You do not think they are smart enough to make their own decisions about what they do with their money. SMH.
A bargirl just posted her birthday announcement on Facebook. And her bank account QR code on her Facebook, so lonely guys can send her money directly.
I guess her boyfriend needs money.
Anyone who wants to send her money, I will send you her QR code. Yeah, some guys will want to do that.
Forty Drinks
04-17-24, 05:27
Beach Road
Best selection is between 2000 - 0400. The selection for me is crazy good. The girls fall into three tiers 1000,1500, 2000 and they do not negotiate. They have their prices and they stick to them. Excellent selection. Walk to the short time room. 250 for 2 hours. Clean room, clean towels, clean linen on the bed, brights lights and mirrors for great views. I like the experience!You break the law bro.
Assuming 2,000 is a mild Hottie no Sane guy is going to go 1,000 ugly.
You full of Rotten Fish Smell. Hahaha.
Forty Drinks
04-17-24, 05:29
You're missing the point. ALL his posts are vague like a Penthouse Forum.
They're also only to teach guys like me who buy Hamster Coffins for girls that I'm a loser for Sponsoring them 1000 baht. Yet it's ok for him to gallivant all the major monger hot spots in the world WITH A GIRL!Explorer is the Ultimate Sponsor. He doesn't even like most of them.
Explorer8939
04-17-24, 09:17
May I ask? Why do you even fucking care?
You seem to be really worried about what other men are doing with their money and their dick. When it is actually no concern of yours. Everyone here knows that it is not your girl, it is your turn. If a guy choose to send money when he is not here and not getting sex from a girl, that is his business. What is even more curious is why you continue to disrespect the readers of this forum with your dribble. You do not think they are smart enough to make their own decisions about what they do with their money. SMH.Nope.
Lonely guys who send money for nothing to bargirls fuck it up for everyone else. The last thing we need are losers who create an incentive for bargirls to go home and give cash to their Thai boyfriend.
LittleBigMan
04-17-24, 11:21
You really want to gaze upon the godlike pillar of manliness? Different angles? Backgrounds? Green screen so you can photoshop it on your own body and be a hit on Thai Friendly?
Get a sense of the absurd, Little Big Boy LOL, life is too short.Funny, John Nyezhov Holmes you are the one shooting your insecure mouth off as to you size I'm not the insecuure one doing all the big bragging.
Maybe you do got a big dick but obvious the man didn't give you much else above the waist. Your doing the bragging I don't need a bent dick MF picture then say it is mines I'm not that insecure and little as you.
I just thought everyone could have a good laugh the last time a dick posted his dick the laughs went on for days after it was pointed out not as big as bragged bent and even had warts on it shaft.
Go ahead big mouth show us what you got otherwise you just blowing smoke showinghow small of a man you really are! LOL.
Funny, John Nyezhov Holmes you are the one shooting your insecure mouth off as to you size I'm not the insecuure one doing all the big bragging.
Maybe you do got a big dick but obvious the man didn't give you much else above the waist. Your doing the bragging I don't need a bent dick MF picture then say it is mines I'm not that insecure and little as you.
I just thought everyone could have a good laugh the last time a dick posted his dick the laughs went on for days after it was pointed out not as big as bragged bent and even had warts on it shaft.
Go ahead big mouth show us what you got otherwise you just blowing smoke showinghow small of a man you really are! LOL.I was going to continue having fun with you but you are way to angry over some issue in your life Little Boy.
Nope.Your actions do not follow your words. You post about this topic all the time. How is it that you do not care about a subject that you post about all the time? How are we to take you seriously if you are posting about a subject that you do not care about?
Lonely guys who send money for nothing to bargirls fuck it up for everyone else. The last thing we need are losers who create an incentive for bargirls to go home and give cash to their Thai boyfriend.Do you actually think that anyone reading this forum or posting it need your "Lonely guy" advice?
You need to speak for yourself. Your "Lonely guy" theory does not affect me at all. In fact, "Lonely guys" keep my regulars paid so that I can enjoy them when I want at the price points I desire.
You break the law bro.I do not break man law. But you most certainly do. How about a reminder: "No man ought to be telling another grown man how to spend their money or who they should be fucking"..
Assuming 2,000 is a mild Hottie no Sane guy is going to go 1,000 ugly.Make all the judgments you want. You are free to express your opinion. Everyone got one. Like the part of your body that smells like sewer because of where you have had it lately.
just the ladyboys.
You full of Rotten Fish Smell. Hahaha.Here we go again! The posts you write could have only have been written by a individual who has had "forty drinks". LOL!.
Is this considered a Pattaya Report?
You break the law bro.
Assuming 2,000 is a mild Hottie no Sane guy is going to go 1,000 ugly.
You full of Rotten Fish Smell. Hahaha.
Passions Gentleman's Club
Bar; Tables; TV's with sports; Good music; Pool Table; Pool in the court yard; Food; Attractive girls; Highly recommended!
LittleBigMan
04-18-24, 01:58
I was going to continue having fun with you but you are way to angry over some issue in your life Little Boy.Don't worry about me prick! I can take anything you can dish out what I have is something you don't have is a backbone!
You are stuck on little I can see why the only thing big about you is your big mouth and ego.
I can play all day with guys like you who shoot their whack behind keyboards thinking if you get challenged others are angry LOL.
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