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I've seen that this thread has kind of fizzed out with regards to controversy. In other words boredom is creeping in. I haven't found time to respond to most of the comments directed towards me, well. Because I've been a bit busy hunting girls, fucking girls, and living life amongst other important things like eating, sleeping, and showering (with soap). But soon, I promise to bring some 'life" back to this thread. I know a Monkeypawless Stupid Shit in Thailand thread is rather "lifeless" and not as entertaining. And we are all here for the show, aren't we?
Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff. ".
On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll, with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.
So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge. Trip, trap, trip, trap went the bridge.
"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll. "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff, and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice. "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll. "Oh, no! Pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
"Well, be off with you," said the troll.
A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge. Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.
"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll. "Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff, and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.
"Now I'm coming to gobble you up" said the troll. "Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger. " "Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.
But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff. Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! Went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him. "Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll. "It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own. "Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.
Well, come along! I've got two spears, And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;.
I've got besides two curling-stones.
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.
That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so, Snip, snap, snout. This tale's told out.
Lessons to learn from the story.
1. A troll shouldn't really want to fuck with any GOAT, whether smallest or the biggest.
2. Big Billy Goat Gruff and the troll, one represents confidence and the other represents arrogance. Which is which?
3. The troll should just probably stay under the bridge rather than face the Big Billy GOAT, any GOAT for the matter, because there are many many more.
4. Goats share. Trolls think everything belongs to them. My bridge, my fields mentality.
5. Not that I need affirmation of what am, but it's nice that there a hints to who or what I am in this Game of Life. See photo.
Anyone else wonder what ever came of Bangkok Roughguide? If there's already a thread on the forum about this, point the way. I miss that place!
I'm not of this worldLet me guess: you are from the planet of the apes.
Few years ago, the Raja Hotel near Nana was the place to go in case when your dick was tired of Thai pussy and you had an itch for some Russian or European girls. The girls will sometimes linger around the lobby or smoke outside the hotel. But to get access them, you still had to work your way through a pimp and was escorted to a floor where you can walk room to room to room and inspect the girls one by one. Those days are long gone and the white girl freelancer action has dwindle, unless you do the clubs and pay crazy ass prices. Awhile back I asked "where to find them" and got no response from anyone. Sucks don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit, when being asked something. Now, after receiving no help, I decided to walk around do some recon on my own and got pointed to the Grace Hotel and Royal Garden Hotel near Nana. While there is some talent with regards to Russian and European freelancers in those two hotels, none of them were to Monkeypaw's taste. If I told you why, it will just make some folks a little bit upset because perhaps it is what they like and find as delish. So to save the drama, I won't. Anyways, one night, when headed towards Nana at around 9 ish, I had to take a serious dump from some burn your asshole Indian food I ate earlier. Honestly, I need to stay away from that shit, literally, for it will fuck up your guts. But that garlic naan, it is so damn yummy. I ended up taking a detour down Soi 5 and into the Amari Boulevard Hotel to use their bathrooms. Here is the Monkeypaw helpful hint of the day. If you are ever in need of a nice toilet, and your hotel is far away. Don't be afraid to walk into a 4 or 5 star hotel and use their nice lobby bathrooms. Nobody is going to ask you anything unless you look Thai. What I normally do is walk in and tip the doorman 20 baht. I would then go looking for the restroom. If I can't find it, I will ask him and he always points me into the right direction. He will always remember you courtesy of that 20 baht tip. This only works at 4 or 5 star hotels with huge nice lobbies, not the smaller boutique hotels. This was the first time I had been inside the Amari Boulevard and it was jackpot. In the lobby, on the right, by the coffee shop huddled a bunch of Russian or European girls ranging from early to late 20's at several tables. After I went to the bathroom to release the massive Kraken built up inside my bowels, I walked over to one of those small tables with the two cutest white girls in the group, a blond and brunette. Monkeypaw, of course, having huge balls, is not afraid to hunt alone or like this. I live for this "taking chances" kind of shit. You are in the fucking Land of Smiles and everybody here apparently loves money, so what have you got to lose? Your pride? From some of the stories I've read and some of the photos I've seen, that ship has long sailed away is lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. Take note of these Monkeypaw instructions and follow them carefully. I approached the table with the two girls and pretended that this was my first time to Thailand. This is to gauge if they are tourists or working girls. They smiled and told me about several places to eat and things to do in the area, not once mentioning Nana Plaza which is about 200 meters away. Why you might ask? It's because these girls know that Nana is their competition. So of course I played dumb and asked them about Soi Cowboy which was further away. They asked me why I wanted to go there? I answered because I heard there where pretty girls I can go look at. The Russian girls then told me that they will just take my money with drinks and give me nothing. That was their cue to who they really are and it means "game on. " I need not say more, you just have to be really good at understanding hidden meanings and the subliminal messages sent when hunting. I allowed these Ruskies to think they persuaded me to spend my money and my time with them instead of going to Soi Cowboy, which I had no intention. They wanted 3000 each for a threesome, but I countered them with 2000 each plus tip and a promise to see them as much as I could while I was staying at this same hotel as they. They agreed and escorted me up to their room on the 7th floor because in my room had my American black buddy, who was a former NFL player, quietly and peacefully asleep. In the room, the girls where a bit camera shy until I offered a couple hundred bahts for some faceless pics. Sorry it's the best I could do without my cute teddy bear. The teddy itself is magical. Can we all agree that it has probably seen more hot pussy than most guys alive? But before both girls would even undress, I had to pay the 2000 and tip to each girl up front. Not a big deal as I was already in the room. The threesome in itself, was not a true threesome. There was no girl on girl action, but they did start by giving me a double BBBJ at the same time that lasted about 15 minutes. From there it was a switching girls fuck-a-thon, with no pussy eating or kissing by the girls with each other. They each did take turns riding my mouth with their pussy while the other one was riding my cock. Both girls has pussy piercings and fake boobs. The brunette got mad when I bit her clit and sucked on her clitoris ring. The brunette was also rather lazy and when she came first during doggy, she got tired, quit, and went to take a bath. I think I heard her mumbled "stupid Japanese pervert" on the way to the bathroom, perhaps because I tried to shove a thumb in her ass. I was a bit disappointed, it had only been like 45 minutes worth of fuck and suck by the two. The blonde however, was more accommodating and friendly. After her friend went away, she pulled off the condom and got me hard again with a great sloppy spitty blowjob. She then fucked me hard in various positions for the whole time the other girl was taking a bath and even allowed DFK and finger in her ass during K9. She was loud and very vocal. I tried to get her to call me Putin while I was fucking her in missionary. I have a feeling that taking these girls one at a time would have been better bet. They get kinkier and nastier when alone. I ended up asking to CIM to finish with the blonde. She went to the bathroom to tell the brunette something and came back to give me a nice BBBJ ending with CIM in which she guzzled my creamy stroganoff. Ahhh, it pays off to go exploring on your own with no fear in search of hidden treasures. Now, I know exactly where to go to find some white meat. By the way the desserts and coffee served in the Amari Boulevard lobby is non nom nom.
>>>"You are in the fucking Land of Smiles and everybody here apparently loves money, so what have you got to lose? Your pride? From some of the stories I've read and some of the photos I've seen, that ship has long sailed away is lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. " lmfoa. Absolutely perfect attitude, have to smile as I read and re-read, because it is so true and gives a person a good frame of mind:
" a threesome". Well I've concluded that in my fifties, I have never found a two girls at the same time worth what I could have had one at a time. Probably because I'm a cheap ass, but mostly because I have only one dick, so I tell myself. And they know they have to compete between themselves to win a customer.
"I heard her mumbled "stupid Japanese pervert" on the way to the bathroom. " My highest compliments, and a badge of honor when spoken by a prostitute.
"I have a feeling that taking these girls one at a time would have been better bet. They get kinkier and nastier when alone. ".
Amari Boulevard is a shit hotel to stay at. I stayed there once in the mid 2000's and they charged an 800 baht joiner fee to bring a girl to my room. I told them at the time that if they charge me that, I will never stay there again. Over 10 years and around 100 trips to Thailand later, I have never stayed there again and never will.
Blanquiceleste
10-26-18, 16:20
Amari Boulevard is a shit hotel to stay at. I stayed there once in the mid 2000's and they charged an 800 baht joiner fee to bring a girl to my room. I told them at the time that if they charge me that, I will never stay there again. Over 10 years and around 100 trips to Thailand later, I have never stayed there again and never will.I suspect they might have asked you to leave right away if you refused to pay. 5555. Hotels don't care a shit about guests unless you are like a Platinum member or you are staying in their Suite.
I am curious to know if the Russian girls were charged a joiner fee to take MonkeyPaw up to their room!
I suspect they might have asked you to leave right away if you refused to pay. 5555. Hotels don't care a shit about guests unless you are like a Platinum member or you are staying in their Suite.
I am curious to know if the Russian girls were charged a joiner fee to take MonkeyPaw up to their room!Need to clear some things up. They apparently were not Russian, but from Kazakhstan. I had a second session with the blonde and even went out to dinner with her. She's actually a cool ass chick. It would probably take me about 5-6 times fucking her to actually get bored of her. Most girls fall in the 1-2 category. Anyways, after our meet, she gave me her VK account info. The brunette was no where to be found. No joiner fee, but I'm sure all the Euro girls in the lobby only target those who stay in the hotel. This reminds me of like the Shangri La lobby in Jakarta. Just act like tourist and there should be no issues exploring any hotel lobby for poon.
Bangkok guys are now very lucky. I just had a recent lunch with Kwan at the Emporium Helix and apparently she is out of the Pattaya Go Go bar scene for good. If you don't know who she is, there is a review below. She is one of my all time favorites. Anyways, this was my first time there to the Helix and their indoor garden landscaping for a high end shopping mall is breathtaking. By the way, if you are ever in the mood for a lobster roll sandwich, try Crab and Claw at the Emporium. Just request that they kill the lobster correctly before cooking it. It's the Monkeypaw thing to do. Back to Kwan quitting the clubs. She said she's tired of the long hours and would rather just work Thermae from now on. Getiing fucked by 2-3 customers and making 5-8000 baht before midnight is better than dancing until 4 am for 3000 baht from one guy. She jokingly mentioned that even a 2-3 hour gang bang at a 1000 baht a head would be better. She feels she is that good at making guys cum quick, but I'm not sure she was joking or what. I asked her how many guys she can handle and she giggles "sip, maybe sip et, but only one shot" Dang that's like 11,000 baht in 3 hours worth of work. That's fucking nuts. Her departure from the Go Gos is bad news for me, good news BKKians, since I spend more time in Pattaya than BKK. Besides I'm not to fond of the lack of game when it comes to simply booking a girl and then fucking her. That's too easy. Where is the fun in all that? I don't get to play around and mess with folks. Besides, she was getting lazy on her looks. Her hair is naturally a bit past her shoulders, just like when she dances. But in public at Thermae or at the mall, she wears hair extensions to make it longer. Anyways, as a send off, we did a quick fuck and suck session that night. I was a little annoyed that she wasn't looking her best when she arrived having taken off her hair extensions. But the the way she sucks a dick can always make up for it. I'm going to miss her. I'm over and done.
Before heading off to Angeles City, I was able to spend one night in Bangkok because I had an early flight in the morning. Around 9 ish, I did a quick stroll through Thermae for shrimp fried rice and to people watch a bit. It's always entertaining to watch all the funny characters do their thing at Thermae. Men scared of certain girls and girls scared of certain men. I did a couple of rounds along the track and didn't see anything that I wanted to poke with my dick. That was until I was headed back to my room nearby. Towards the back and on the way out, I ran into one of my favorites, if not my favorite girl, from Pattaya named Kwan. I've reviewed her before many times in the Pattaya thread. It was a bit weird not seeing her half naked with those big and natural perky tits in a bikini or lingerie, but rather a dress. When I first met her at 19, a couple of years ago, she was a show model at Imagine Club on Walking Street and scared of dick..Monkeypaw Tip of the Day:
This one will always be your best advice to get by in life period. If you don't learn anything else from this information board, you should take and keep this one. Most, if not all, posts are of the "my own opinion" type from folks who think they have some kind of expertise just because (well it's probably more entertaining to let them tell you themselves). I would caution others o the words and opinions of many on here. Of course, even myself, for I live by the same rules. I could care less if they have 66,666 posts and are Super Duper Senior Member or a newbie. How is it that some guys can say Baccara has poor talent, while others say it's the best club in Bangkok? How is it some guys say Biergarten is full of uglies, but others have found a few lookers there? How is that some guys think this one is hot, while another doesn't? This is how this world works and how this board operates. It's a jungle out there and it's all about ego and competition for the best looking pussy to some. Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment. Of curse this doesn't not pertain to massage shop girls, who guys can't have any control over. So there is no competition there. You make an appointment, you arrive, you pay, and you fuck, and go home. Their schedule is their schedule. That's why there seems to be endless reports about massage shop girls. But have you ever wonder why folks don't want to share "identifying or locating information" when they write up these so called PSE reports about supposedly hot bar girls or freelancers? It's because of "this is my find, my girl, and all mine" attitude. It's the competition kicking in. Really, how hard is it to include a girl's name, a good description, and where she typically stands at Thermae? Is all that shit that difficult to remember? Apparently to some, but yet these same folks can describe to the exact T, of what they had for lunch a week ago and give directions to the location of favorite eatery. But when it comes to detailing girls, they they have just gone senile and stupid all of a sudden. Also, be wary of the this place sucks, she is horrible in bed, or she's ugly comments. Keep in mind, the "white knight" often tries to rescue the girl by keeping all the bad men away and the gets the girl all for themself. Tell me I'm not alone when I say "I have known guys who behave like that. " Be honest, if founded was a so called hidden gem, a hot perfect girl who was selling her ass, how many would want her only available to themselves. How many would share her, make her popular, and take the chance that when they want her, she will be occupied with another? ? So now, you have seen just how generous Monkeypaw has been with your kind. Why? Because I don't give a fuck and I'm better than all this shit. I'm actually amazing alien and out of this world! So my advice is go exploring on your own and forget what anyone says about a venue or a girl. It's your life, your adventure, your journey. Don't let others dictate or limit what you can get out of this game. Don't be afraid to take a chance. To know what success is, you will have to fail. Just keep learning from your mistakes, (but don't make the same failures a habit) and you will be just fine. When you have experienced it all, the good and the bad, you will know your place in this game. The winners will always know the difference between better and worse, and who was the best. And when they all reach that point, they will still remember who was #1.
They agreed and escorted me up to their room on the 7th floor because in my room had my American black buddy, who was a former NFL player, quietly and peacefully asleep.This part does not really make much sense, or ring true. Hard to believe he would need to be sleeping in your room. Surely he would not wish to impose in such a way as to sleep in your room. Any sensible guy would know you might need to use your room for private matters like 3 somes.
Only Indians and Thais share rooms with another guy. Farangs almost never do that. Okay You are not farang but still makes little sense.
Its better to have multiple very cheap rooms than to share a better one. Two rooms with connecting door normally closed could be workable. Not that many girls are going to be into gang bangs unless they like the guys and money is good.
For privacy reasons, I have sometimes had to be having two rooms concurrently. LOL Sharing is not on.
Only Indians and Thais share rooms with another guy. Farangs almost never do that. Okay You are not farang but still makes little sense.I also find that odd. Dude claims to spend a lot of money on girls, yet he shares a room with a guy? An ex NFL player can't afford a room of his own? Unless they are having sword fights together in the room every night, it doesn't seem to make sense. I've been on a lot of trips with buddies and never once have we shared a room.
Blanquiceleste
10-27-18, 18:34
I also find that odd. Dude claims to spend a lot of money on girls, yet he shares a room with a guy? An ex NFL player can't afford a room of his own? Unless they are having sword fights together in the room every night, it doesn't seem to make sense. I've been on a lot of trips with buddies and never once have we shared a room.
This part does not really make much sense, or ring true. Hard to believe he would need to be sleeping in your room. Surely he would not wish to impose in such a way as to sleep in your room. Any sensible guy would know you might need to use your room for private matters like 3 somes.
Only Indians and Thais share rooms with another guy. Farangs almost never do that. Okay You are not farang but still makes little sense.
Its better to have multiple very cheap rooms than to share a better one. Two rooms with connecting door normally closed could be workable. Not that many girls are going to be into gang bangs unless they like the guys and money is good.
For privacy reasons, I have sometimes had to be having two rooms concurrently. LOL Sharing is not on.Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.
Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please!
Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.
Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please!I think you are the one stretching the humor, here.
Unless you know the guy very well, this is simply a bizarre story. So far, you have not said anything about how well you know the guy. I have mongered with many folks that I know really well. We have never entertained the idea of sharing a room, even in a place like Wanchai, Hong Kong, or Tokyo, where the rooms are relatively expensive. MP appears to have a good command of English, hence, his cultural background would not be a justification for such a stupid maneuver.
Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.
Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please!English is not my first language but I get what MP is saying and the humour in his writing. Facepalm .
We have never entertained the idea of sharing a room, even in a place like Wanchai, Hong Kong, or Tokyo, where the rooms are relatively expensive.I think what Blanquiceleste is saying the room being occupied is made up so talking about sharing room is pointless
Because MP also said this.
This was the first time I had been inside the Amari Boulevard and it was jackpotThis stupid shit is still more entertaining than other posts. I would just go there to check out the girls and report back if I were in Bangkok.
Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.
Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please!Lying to Hookers is fraudulent and a beach of the Monger Code of Practice, Section 5 (c) Clause 7.
Ladies would never lie to extract a benefit so MP should not either. He needs to be referred to the Council for disciplinary action.
This stupid shit is still more entertaining than other posts.Amen to that. Best Thread ever!!
Banana Boi
10-27-18, 20:23
Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.
Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please!
I think you are the one stretching the humor, here.
Unless you know the guy very well, this is simply a bizarre story. So far, you have not said anything about how well you know the guy. I have mongered with many folks that I know really well. We have never entertained the idea of sharing a room, even in a place like Wanchai, Hong Kong, or Tokyo, where the rooms are relatively expensive. MP appears to have a good command of English, hence, his cultural background would not be a justification for such a stupid maneuver.I know MP and I agree with blancqui's conclusion.
MP made up the story of a black Ex NFL player sleeping in his room to trick the girls to use their room since MP was staying at a hotel far away. The reason he specified to the girls it was a big black professional athlete was to make the story far fetched to the girls to see if they fall for it.
Banana Boi
10-27-18, 20:58
Lying to Hookers is fraudulent and a beach of the Monger Code of Practice, Section 5 (c) Clause 7.
Ladies would never lie to extract a benefit so MP should not either. He needs to be referred to the Council for disciplinary action.The court system is backlogged with all the charges against me worldwide.
Banana Boi
10-27-18, 21:08
Monkeypaw Tip of the Day:
This one will always be your best advice to get by in life period. If you don't learn anything else from this information board, you should take and keep this one. Most, if not all, posts are of the "my own opinion" type from folks who think they have some kind of expertise just because (well it's probably more entertaining to let them tell you themselves). I would caution others o the words and opinions of many on here. Of course, even myself, for I live by the same rules. I could care less if they have 66,666 posts and are Super Duper Senior Member or a newbie. How is it that some guys can say Baccara has poor talent, while others say it's the best club in Bangkok? How is it some guys say Biergarten is full of uglies, but others have found a few lookers there? How is that some guys think this one is hot, while another doesn't? This is how this world works and how this board operates. It's a jungle out there and it's all about ego and competition for the best looking pussy to some. Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment. Of curse this doesn't not pertain to massage shop girls, who guys can't have any control over. So there is no competition there. You make an appointment, you arrive, you pay, and you fuck, and go home. Their schedule is their schedule. That's why there seems to be endless reports about massage shop girls. But have you ever wonder why folks don't want to share "identifying or locating information" when they write up these so called PSE reports about supposedly hot bar girls or freelancers? It's because of "this is my find, my girl, and all mine" attitude. It's the competition kicking in. Really, how hard is it to include a girl's name, a good description, and where she typically stands at Thermae? Is all that shit that difficult to remember? Apparently to some, but yet these same folks can describe to the exact T, of what they had for lunch a week ago and give directions to the location of favorite eatery. But when it comes to detailing girls, they they have just gone senile and stupid all of a sudden. Also, be wary of the this place sucks, she is horrible in bed, or she's ugly comments. Keep in mind, the "white knight" often tries to rescue the girl by keeping all the bad men away and the gets the girl all for themself. Tell me I'm not alone when I say "I have known guys who behave like that. " Be honest, if founded was a so called hidden gem, a hot perfect girl who was selling her ass, how many would want her only available to themselves. How many would share her, make her popular, and take the chance that when they want her, she will be occupied with another? ? So now, you have seen just how generous Monkeypaw has been with your kind. Why? Because I don't give a fuck and I'm better than all this shit. I'm actually amazing alien and out of this world! So my advice is go exploring on your own and forget what anyone says about a venue or a girl. It's your life, your adventure, your journey. Don't let others dictate or limit what you can get out of this game. Don't be afraid to take a chance. To know what success is, you will have to fail. Just keep learning from your mistakes, (but don't make the same failures a habit) and you will be just fine. When you have experienced it all, the good and the bad, you will know your place in this game. The winners will always know the difference between better and worse, and who was the best. And when they all reach that point, they will still remember who was #1.Very well said.
PedroMorales
10-27-18, 21:39
B1.Someone quoted it in full. I had seen the earlier post but the lack of paragraphs stopped me reading.
Paragraphs exist to give us information in manageable chunks: one paragraph, one idea, not an essay or Cervantes.
There were two ideas or take away in MonkeyPaw's efforts. These are that we should give out names and such like information, and not try to hog them for ourselves. Those take away are negated by two or so simple facts, namely that many experiences with these pussies for rent are, along with their names, of no great relevance, and those who hog hookers for themselves are losers.
I have known quys to do the latter. I got that information by cracking into the emails of the hookers and boy are those guys pathetic? Let me break it down for you. If you give any of these women her asking price, she spreads her legs, swallows your cum, whatever.
The women do have caveats. If they think you are a danger, they ignore you. If they are young and want to mix business with pleasure, Zimermann frames will not cut it with them. If you are young and virile, they may choose to ignore you in preference to an older farang or a Japanese who pays more than the minimum wage.
When you go to the butcher (to hell with vegans), you pay him for his meat. When you take a rice farmer's daughter out of a bar or night club, you also pay her for her meat. And the chance to admire her prison tattoos.
I have easily bonked in excess of 3000 hookers. Those are my findings. YMMV.
ShinyMewtwo
10-28-18, 00:38
MP made up the story of a black Ex NFL player sleeping in his room to trick the girls to use their room since MP was staying at a hotel far away. The reason he specified to the girls it was a big black professional athlete was to make the story far fetched to the girls to see if they fall for it.Or it was because it is generally (or should I say stereotypically) believed that people from Russia and the surrounding area are rather racist and thus it would be less likely that they would have insisted on going to his (non-existent) room to have fun with a potential second customer as well.
Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment.
Very well said.Aside from how well it was said, do you really agree that is what we are all striving for in this hobby?
Meanwhile, I see MP is still passively begging for the rest of us, particularly the experienced mongers, punters and seniors, to please give him specific details for exactly who, where and how to find P4P girls who might finally give him some real sex in the room instead of meaningless arm candy on the walk TO the room while, as if this writing, I don't recall reading one Field Report where another member followed MP's specific and detailed info on name, location, badge number, Thermae hiding place or whatever that resulted in any real sex worth reporting. Strange, don't you think?
Or it was because it is generally (or should I say stereotypically) believed that people from Russia and the surrounding area are rather racist and thus it would be less likely that they would have insisted on going to his (non-existent) room to have fun with a potential second customer as well.Bingo!
Careful. Demonstrating your ability to easily identify and bust MP on his many blatant and clumsy "tells" is almost certain to get you put on his Ignore list. LOL.
Aside from how well it was said, do you really agree that is what we are all striving for in this hobby?
Meanwhile, I see MP is still passively begging for the rest of us, particularly the experienced mongers, punters and seniors, to please give him specific details for exactly who, where and how to find P4P girls who might finally give him some real sex in the room instead of meaningless arm candy on the walk TO the room while, as if this writing, I don't recall reading one Field Report where another member followed MP's specific and detailed info on name, location, badge number, Thermae hiding place or whatever that resulted in any real sex worth reporting. Strange, don't you think?Perhaps you could take a look at my report from last night?
Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.
Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please!Ha ha, I failed to read everything carefully, rarely read the whole lot of these posts, about where he was only in there to use the toilet. LOL Only the pics really caught my attention. Still it read like absolute twaddle, so I would be surprised if girls swallowed it too. The bigger the lie, the more believable? LOL Possibly an old but ineffective technique. The more crazy the lie, just shows too much imagination taking over and not plausible in the slightest. MP does demonstrate a very active imagination, and now proves he is a habitual liar, not at all like myself. I lack the imagination to make up stuff, and really just can't be bothered. Hardly ever lie to hookers, takes too much effort to remember all the exact thinks already said and maintain a consistent story.
One wonders if these girls in the Hotel really existed or not. Just a little bit too pretty for me to accept it as true. I never saw any "Russians" (Kazaks or Romanian or whatever) so good looking in Bangkok but perhaps was in the wrong place. Hookers staying in that Hotel? Seems unlikely. More likely lurking there but having no room as well. Maybe he fucked some girl but switched pics to make them look better than what they were. Who would trust this guy, who has a lot of trouble seeing reality distinct from his imagination? LOL We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.
As to humour, I have been guilty of grossly laughable understatement at times. However this time I had failed to notice he was not staying there due to reading snippets of a post. MPs posts show off it bit too much to be humerous for my taste. Slightly more humble behaviour, with things not going to plan, would probably be more funny for me, ala "Ferris Bueller's day off", or "Risky Business" (classic movies). Wild imagination less funny, because you just think "naa, didn't happen like that at all".
Once I was in the situation where a girl wanted to go to my room in Nana area, but I could not do it, because another girl less desirable was already sleeping in my room. This is much more plausible and a true story from long ago. I was stupidly trying to help the girl in my room, but she definitely was not worth it. I was being a sucker!
Mr Enternational
10-28-18, 05:21
I guess not many people here read the Angeles City thread. While some that have never followed his advice choose to tear him down, there are others that have followed his advice and want to lift him up.
I messaged Elaine thanks for the information and lead from Monkeypaw. Mate if I ever get a chance to meet you I promise to buy you the coldest beer in the bar for connecting with on of the hornyest girls I met in along time.
Again many thanks to monkeypaw for this referral.
Thanks.
G.
I guess not many people here read the Angeles City thread. While some that have never followed his advice choose to tear him down, there are others that have followed his advice and want to lift him up.Ha ha. Yes good advice about the toilets. LOL.
No doubt he knows good stuff and has experience and has excellent taste for pretty girls generally. I just can't be bothered trying to separate fact from imagination. I prefer posts with little imagination thrown in myself. We have to be sceptical sometimes. I have more faith if the Teddy Bear tells us what he saw.
I guess not many people here read the Angeles City thread. While some that have never followed his advice choose to tear him down, there are others that have followed his advice and want to lift him up.First of all, Angeles City in the Philippines ain't Thailand. It is a snap to find plenty of horny, less mercenary bargirls in the Philippines willing to practically give away real sex for almost nothing in return compared with Thailand.
And while I am happy Gunners1 was directed to one by MP, that doesn't say anything about how difficult it would have been for him to score what he scored with the lady, with or without MP pointing to her.
I just can't be bothered trying to separate fact from imagination. Well said.
Banana Boi
10-28-18, 09:52
I just can't be bothered trying to separate fact from imagination. I prefer posts with little imagination thrown in myself. What he wrote wasn't fabricated. He's just telling you the story he said to the girls to test them out. MP does stuff like this with all the girls. He gets bored otherwise.
We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.I've seen it and you don't want to.
What he wrote wasn't fabricated.Maybe not in this particular post. But he has for sure made up a lot of BS in other posts.
Banana Boi
10-28-18, 10:02
Aside from how well it was said, do you really agree that is what we are all striving for in this hobby?I don't agree with everything MP says. I quoted the entire post for your benefit so you in particular could read it!
I think I have posted enough here for guys to know I don't hobby or post reviews the same way MP does. I do respect that he will hobby and post the way he wants just like you or I will hobby and post how we want. We're all experienced enough to know what works for us and keeps us motivated to hobby.
We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.It wouldn't prove anything. Maybe he likes his teddy bear so much that he's holding her (him?) in his arms while masturbating LOL.
It wouldn't prove anything. Maybe he likes his teddy bear so much that he's holding her (him?) in his arms while masturbating LOL.I meant his pics need to have girl somewhat unclothed holding the teddy bear to be more convincing, and not doctored pics. I guess I don't have expertise to tell.
Part 1.
On my last night in Thailand, I found myself back at Go Gos in Pattaya, kicking back, relaxing and sipping on my Schweppes tonic, which only has a whopping 15 calories. By the way tonic water is like a healthy conscious version Sprite and the cool thing about it is that it will glow blue underneath the black lights at the Go Go clubs. Where it's all about looking cool as you can in order to attract the best looking girls (your Monkeypaw Tip of the Day courtesy of Monkeypaw). While watching the girls dance, I debated back and forth on how to I respond back to some of these assertions and comments I've been getting. Should I try to educate those who seem unknowing? Are they really pretending not to see the light? Do they not know how to read between the lines or are they just that stupid? Sometimes, with the way mind works, it comes too easy and I feel as if I'm bullying someone with Trisomy 21. When you are on a different level or different playing field from most, would you step off the gas and let them catch up or just run right over the slow pokes? These questions go on and on and gets me very confused on what to do sometimes with those who have a less game than me. In a way I kind of feel sorry for them. But in a way, I don't because they still profess to know it all when they don't. Anyways, so I decided to enlist some help and ask the advice of one of the sexy dancers on what to do.
Without a word being said, I waived the waitress over. Pointed at a cute model from a group. Did a drink gesture with my hand. And the exact girl that I wanted, came out of that group, walked across the bar, and sat down next to me. Once again, Monkeypaw powers that are very difficult to explain is being displayed. Call, clap, clap (these girls know my type by now). If you think that was easy, perhaps you can try this at a Go Go bar and tell us if it works for you. See a specific girl with your eyes, point to her while she is sitting with friends, and without any words spoken, the exact girl you wanted all along, will come to you. Anyways, back to my little dilemma on what to do. I figure the cute model may be able to lend an ear and give me an idea on how to approach some of these comments. So for the next few minutes, while she was sipping on a SangSom and Coke Zero, I told her about my problem using an analogy, so that I wouldn't reveal anything about this sex board. By the way, I had to buy the extra Coke Zero for her drink at my own suggestion, so it was two drinks total. She initially asked for SangSom and cola, but I was not at all pleased with her current weight. Normally, I like girls 46 kg and under and she told me she was now 48 kg or 106 lbs. Not acceptable for her body frame per Monkeypaw's current standards. But her huge natural perky tits and cute face made up for all that. Monkeypaw can forgive her for the little discrepancy on her weight. Another (Monkeypaw Tip of the Day) is that SangSom is Thai rum, not an actual whiskey as some may have been lead to believe. Knowledge is power, never forget that.
Anyways I proposed to her a scenario where I was an artist of sort. Not only an artist, but one who can can create a drawing, a masterpiece, in which that work of art can convey so many stories, with so many meanings, on so many levels, to so many different people. Some will be inspired, some will be entertained and enthused, while others would dislike and hate. This includes player hate, if anybody even knows what that means. It all depended on the individual's level of intelligence, insight, keenness, perception, awareness, and overall sharpness with the mind. It also depended on how well-versed the person is with at living LIFE in general. It was difficult to tell this to her in a mix of my broken English and half ass Thai, even with my translator app clicking away. But she sat quietly, with her eyes wide, listening patiently to me, at the same time her right hand was gripping and then slowly stroking my inner left thigh. After a few minutes of me talking, I think she was finally understanding the words coming from my mouth and somehow this connection on an intellectual level was being made. And when I concluded and wanted her advice on what to do, I finally asked her "You know what I'm saying?" Her response was priceless. She looked at me with those big eyes, smiled, kiss me on my cheek and said, "Can I have another drink?" I was stunned for a second and stared blankly back at her. Then she pointed at the group of girls and said to me, "My friend too?
Then it hit me. I was at a Go Go bar with half naked girls all around me, with 7000 baht left in my wallet. Not sitting behind a keyboard wishing, whining, or wailing about other people that I haven't have a clue to who the fuck they are. Oh well, I ended up ordering a round of tequilas for all of us, barfining her, and then took her back to my room and fucked the "I don't care about Monkeypaw's silly woes" attitude out her. So after getting sucked, fucked, and drained of all my stress, my mind finally cleared up. And I figured out the kindest thing to do. Motivated by the Hollywood Films Awards coming up November 4, Monkeypaw has decided to just hand out gifts in the form of awards and honors to all those that commented on the Kazakhstan girls. How many words and how much of time in your day have you dedicated to Monkeypaw lately. And of course I've been selfish and not given back. Shame on me. Since many of you have devoted so much effort in responding to my reports that have little to do with you, I thought it would be the kindest thing to do by giving you some Monkey love and a bit of recognition. Soon to come, Part 2, the first ever Monkeypaw Awards Ceremony, with a tribute to My Teddy Bear. Stay tuned.
P.S. Paragraphs does make it easier to read, got it! Now hopefully it makes it easier for some to learn to read between the lines.
Blanquiceleste
10-29-18, 01:48
The more crazy the lie, just shows too much imagination taking over and not plausible in the slightest. MP does demonstrate a very active imagination, and now proves he is a habitual liar, not at all like myself. I lack the imagination to make up stuff, and really just can't be bothered. Hardly ever lie to hookers, takes too much effort to remember all the exact thinks already said and maintain a consistent story.
One wonders if these girls in the Hotel really existed or not. Just a little bit too pretty for me to accept it as true. I never saw any "Russians" (Kazaks or Romanian or whatever) so good looking in Bangkok but perhaps was in the wrong place. Hookers staying in that Hotel? Seems unlikely. More likely lurking there but having no room as well. Maybe he fucked some girl but switched pics to make them look better than what they were. Who would trust this guy, who has a lot of trouble seeing reality distinct from his imagination? LOL We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.
I meant his pics need to have girl somewhat unclothed holding the teddy bear to be more convincing, and not doctored pics. I guess I don't have expertise to tell.
First of all, Angeles City in the Philippines ain't Thailand. It is a snap to find plenty of horny, less mercenary bargirls in the Philippines willing to practically give away real sex for almost nothing in return compared with Thailand.
And while I am happy Gunners1 was directed to one by MP, that doesn't say anything about how difficult it would have been for him to score what he scored with the lady, with or without MP pointing to her.
Aside from how well it was said, do you really agree that is what we are all striving for in this hobby?
Meanwhile, I see MP is still passively begging for the rest of us, particularly the experienced mongers, punters and seniors, to please give him specific details for exactly who, where and how to find P4P girls who might finally give him some real sex in the room instead of meaningless arm candy on the walk TO the room while, as if this writing, I don't recall reading one Field Report where another member followed MP's specific and detailed info on name, location, badge number, Thermae hiding place or whatever that resulted in any real sex worth reporting. Strange, don't you think?
Maybe not in this particular post. But he has for sure made up a lot of BS in other posts.
It wouldn't prove anything. Maybe he likes his teddy bear so much that he's holding her (him?) in his arms while masturbating LOL.Three blind mice.
I am truly amazed at the lengths men will go to try and preserve their own ideas of reality. Or is it because of hatred and jealousy? Or is it a clinical condition? Guess I will never know.
Three blind mice.
I am truly amazed at the lengths men will go to try and preserve their own ideas of reality. Or is it because of hatred and jealousy? Or is it a clinical condition? Guess I will never know.I doubt I come across as agitated in any way. Pretty relaxed about everything really.
I don't know what fabulous girls MP is getting, and hardly care. Obviously flamboyant and conveys having a fantastic time. We all find our own if we can. As a technical person, I like dealing with facts and evidence, not so much assumptions. I don't care if a post is 100% true or not (just does not matter), just don't want to swallow everything hook, line and sinker, due to the literary license used. Detailed Escort Reviews.
I like posts that contain data that could be useful in some way, sometimes entertaining ones like a recent Nyezhov post (funny ones are so few). Is the girl good, in what way, where can she be found type posts, or where to find other very useful things, be it the best rate money exchange, best condoms, possible STDs, or whatever. Posts that give a fair impression of the style of a venue.
As a monger I feel I am almost retired, going in search of fuck so rarely now. I don't suffer from the monger psychological problem "fear of missing out" that drives some guys to have to try as much as possible. Even my sex addiction has declined a lot, so that I don't just have to get a fuck.
Beijing4987
10-29-18, 04:55
Some years ago there were a few posters on the Thai threads that really were funny and entertaining in general. Wish I could remember their handles. Shanghai Nemo on SH thread cracks me up.
I don't agree with everything MP says. I quoted the entire post for your benefit so you in particular could read it!
I think I have posted enough here for guys to know I don't hobby or post reviews the same way MP does. I do respect that he will hobby and post the way he wants just like you or I will hobby and post how we want. We're all experienced enough to know what works for us and keeps us motivated to hobby.I thought that was why you did it, BB. Appreciate the gesture. Especially since it was a post chock full of classic MP "tells".
Three blind mice.
I am truly amazed at the lengths men will go to try and preserve their own ideas of reality. Or is it because of hatred and jealousy? Or is it a clinical condition? Guess I will never know.LOL. Understand and appreciate the sentiment. But even you must realize how ironic and wasted such a defense is for MonkeyPaw, of all people.
Does any other poster go to as great a length to preserve his own ideas of reality and go blind to the slightest challenge to it than MonkeyPaw? He is the only poster here who not only puts anyone who poses a credible challenge to some of the likely hogwash in his posts on Ignore, but WARNED us in advance he would do it (presumably as a pre-emptive strike to somehow impose self-censorship on us. LOL) and regularly implores others NOT to believe any posts that challenge his likely hogwash that might slip through.
The guy is so terrified someone might call him out on his potential bs and shatter his carefully preserved idea of reality, he not only chooses to go blind to it, he hopes everyone else will go blind to it as well, even to the point of imploring them to do so. Btw, you seem to be cooperating over and above the call of duty with his bizarre efforts quite nicely.
But she sat quietly, with her eyes wide, listening patiently to me, at the same time her right hand was gripping and then slowly stroking my inner left thigh. After a few minutes of me talking, I think she was finally understanding the words coming from my mouth and somehow this connection on an intellectual level was being made. And when I concluded and wanted her advice on what to do, I finally asked her "You know what I'm saying?" Her response was priceless. She looked at me with those big eyes, smiled, kiss me on my cheek and said, "Can I have another drink?" I was stunned for a second and stared blankly back at her. Then she pointed at the group of girls and said to me, "My friend too?What a funny story! Has happened to me too.
Some years ago there were a few posters on the Thai threads that really were funny and entertaining in general. Wish I could remember their handles. Shanghai Nemo on SH thread cracks me up.The funniest Guy in my memory in the Thai threads was Nick Frenchy, but funny parts were usually related to the clash between Thai and Western culture, expectations, and standards, the mystification about all things Thai despite being here a long time. His stuff was very amusing without having to stoop to pathetic Sarcasm / irony very much, which is the method of choice of persons that are basically not funny at all. Subtle humour can be the funniest, with just a little slapstick.
You can read his old posts after a search, and some are quite entertaining. Not keen where he reports what some other idiot wrote on another forum but his own experiences are a good read.
Three blind mice.Blind people often 'see' more than people who are not blind.
Beijing4987
10-29-18, 13:50
The funniest Guy in my memory in the Thai threads was Nick Frenchy, but funny parts were usually related to the clash between Thai and Western culture, expectations, and standards, the mystification about all things Thai despite being here a long time. His stuff was very amusing without having to stoop to pathetic Sarcasm / irony very much, which is the method of choice of persons that are basically not funny at all. Subtle humour can be the funniest, with just a little slapstick.
You can read his old posts after a search, and some are quite entertaining. Not keen where he reports what some other idiot wrote on another forum but his own experiences are a good read.Thanks for remembering his handle! Will look him up.
Blanquiceleste
10-30-18, 00:49
I deliberately waited a couple of days to return to this thread, as I was certain the blind mice would come for the cheese. LOL. And they do prove my points made in my earlier post. And a couple of new ones to add here. This is great entertainment. Newly observed side effects of blindness:
1. Fragile egos.
2. Diminishing of other senses.
I doubt I come across as agitated in any way. Pretty relaxed about everything really.
I don't know what fabulous girls MP is getting, and hardly care. Obviously flamboyant and conveys having a fantastic time. We all find our own if we can. As a technical person, I like dealing with facts and evidence, not so much assumptions. I don't care if a post is 100% true or not (just does not matter), just don't want to swallow everything hook, line and sinker, due to the literary license used. Detailed Escort Reviews.
I like posts that contain data that could be useful in some way, sometimes entertaining ones like a recent Nyezhov post (funny ones are so few). Is the girl good, in what way, where can she be found type posts, or where to find other very useful things, be it the best rate money exchange, best condoms, possible STDs, or whatever. Posts that give a fair impression of the style of a venue.Sure, there is not as much "agitation" as the other two illustrious BMs included here. However, when one is oblivious to one's own actions and its impact around themselves, it is a different level of blindness. No?
About data and facts and other mundane stuff. MP's posts contain as much data as you would care to find on these threads. Bars, their layouts (whether there is a tub or not), names and numbers of girls, their pictures (taken with their consent), vivid descriptions of the experience, etc. Can't say the same for some other posts that you enjoy. Ones that roll over, sneak up to, amble, ramble, waddle and pound. Sure, there are plenty of facts and data in those posts. Dates with cute 20 year olds and random girls off the internet! The mind boggles.
LOL. Understand and appreciate the sentiment. But even you must realize how ironic and wasted such a defense is for MonkeyPaw, of all people.
Does any other poster go to as great a length to preserve his own ideas of reality and go blind to the slightest challenge to it than MonkeyPaw? He is the only poster here who not only puts anyone who poses a credible challenge to some of the likely hogwash in his posts on Ignore, but WARNED us in advance he would do it (presumably as a pre-emptive strike to somehow impose self-censorship on us. LOL) and regularly implores others NOT to believe any posts that challenge his likely hogwash that might slip through.
The guy is so terrified someone might call him out on his potential bs and shatter his carefully preserved idea of reality, he not only chooses to go blind to it, he hopes everyone else will go blind to it as well, even to the point of imploring them to do so. Btw, you seem to be cooperating over and above the call of duty with his bizarre efforts quite nicely.Got to love this strategy. When cornered come out swinging big with the same moves that got you boxed in. Our learned friend here seems to know a lot about BMs putting other BMs on IGNORE lists. Does it ever occur that it could simply a way of cutting down on BS?
The only reason I am continuing this exchange is because it is extremely entertaining to watch blind mice respond to stimulus. Call me twisted if you like.
Not just this, there even a feeble misrepresentation (or perhaps it is just misinterpretation) of another BMs post in a vain attempt to garner support to their own ideas. Call it using a crutch or a cane. There is also dismissal of other BMs who support MP or those who have followed MPs intel and shared their experiences. If you are not with us, you are against us, eh? Sad.
Blind people often 'see' more than people who are not blind.Nice try. Perhaps a result of binge watching Daredevil on Netflix?
Blanquiceleste
10-30-18, 00:58
It's a jungle out there and it's all about ego and competition for the best looking pussy to some. Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment. I love this point. This is like opening a bag of chips and eating it inside a church. Everyone around will crinkle up their noses and look at you in disgust, but deep down every single one wants some of those chips.
Now I might get some lame comments about how one does not even like to eat chips or how another does not go to church as he follows a different faith or how they are deaf and hence cannot hear the bag of chips being opened or some other random reason. But I am sure you get the picture?! LMAO.
Blanquiceleste
10-30-18, 01:13
Not sure I have seen more than 2 girls in the whole city, including non pros working in the malls, that I'd leave my room 10 minutes earlier for in hopes that this will be my lucky day to catch her before the mad rush and be graced with her company for an hour, regardless of the money.The heart cries out. Blindness can truly be debilitating.
Thanks for remembering his handle! Will look him up.Actually was Nic Frenchy. No letter "K" now I think more clearly.
Not sure I have seen more than 2 girls in the whole city, including non pros working in the malls, that I'd leave my room 10 minutes earlier for in hopes that this will be my lucky day to catch her before the mad rush and be graced with her company for an hour, regardless of the money.
The heart cries out. Blindness can truly be debilitating.On my last 2 day trip to Pattaya, a couple of months ago, I made a conscious effort to count on my digits the number of Thai girls I passed on the sois, saw on Walking Street, saw inside the bars on Walking Street and in the shops, malls and restaurants that I would spend as much as 500 baht, 1 hour of my time and one squirt of my precious ejaculate on and in those two days and nights I did not get up to four fingers on one hand. Sorry. That's what I see there. Not talking about tourists who come in pairs or whole families to gawk. I'm talking about girls with or without dates/customers who look as though they are on the job and live there, not gazing around or taking photos of this or that site.
It isn't only an issue of basic physical DNA features. The girls who look fairly well put together in terms of youth and fitness ruin it with big ugly tattoos in all the wrong places, weird piercings, braying nasally voices, smoking cigarettes, projecting a decidedly bored and rough demeanor and so on. Not attractive. Not the least bit interesting to me for a fuck or a suck.
Now, mind you, my days of striving to be seen with so-called stunners and envied by other men in the bars or on websites like this one as a primary objective are over. Not because I am now 65. They were over by the time I was 45, maybe even 40 if I really looked back on it further. By then I was no longer emotionally needy in that way and, knowing what I had already had countless times before, my ego and self-esteem could well afford to be more generous of spirit and open to being impressed by other things besides whether the girl was the hottest one in the bar.
I am not a man who needs that. I certainly have a bottom floor standard on looks. That probably would be considered better than average or much better than average in the eyes of most punters. Any compromise on looks is based on demeanor, attitude, delivery of services or at the very least an impression that she will deliver well on service if a first session.
But the standards are lowered in Pattaya vs Bangkok across the board such that MY bottom floor standard "better than average/much better than average" likely choices in Bangkok would be Super Stars on Soi 6 and Beach Road and easily among the top 5% most popular girls in any Pattaya go-go bar I have gone into. They would most certainly be among the most popular with repeat customers who had sampled the kind of True GFE I have gotten with them.
So when I take that arduous and mind-numbingly boring 3-4 hour trek (yeah, even by private taxi these days!) all the way to Pattaya for the purposes of P4P rather than to meet or hang with a friend who wants to go there, it had damn well better be because I will get something much better there in terms or looks, skills, True GFE, lower cost or SOMETHING than I can easily get within a 15 minute walk in any direction from my apartment in Bangkok. As of this writing, that has not happened in the 6-7 trips I have taken to Pattaya over the past half dozen years.
Btw, if you think my statement was so ridiculous, easy to refute or worthy of challenge, why didn't you just reply to it accordingly in the Pattaya Reports thread where I posted it?
Got to love this strategy. When cornered come out swinging big with the same moves that got you boxed in. Our learned friend here seems to know a lot about BMs putting other BMs on IGNORE lists. Does it ever occur that it could simply a way of cutting down on BS?
Uh. MP's effort to protect his fragile ego and remain blind to any challenge to the likely hogwash in his posts by WARNING everyone he would put them on his Ignore list if they dared to do so and then by further imploring everyone else to ignore their challenges as well in order to help him protect his fragile ego and blindness (your chosen job, I suppose) was in posts written by MP in these threads.
And you know that Private Message thingy we've got here? Turns out at least 3-4 posters who were put on MP's Ignore list were able to check with each other and get a big laugh about how little challenge to MP's fragile ego it takes to get put there. I was able to read their posts and they read mine before we were put on MP's Ignore list. There was nothing in them any more challenging than one would find other, less emotionally fragile posters, including ourselves, shouldering and shrugging off or, better yet, simply clarifying and responding to all the time.
So when I take that arduous and mind-numbingly boring 3-4 hour trek (yeah, even by private taxi these days!) all the way to Pattaya for the purposes of P4P rather than to meet or hang with a friend who wants to go there, it had damn well better be because I will get something much better there in terms or looks, skills, True GFE, lower cost or SOMETHING than I can easily get within a 15 minute walk in any direction from my apartment in Bangkok. As of this writing, that has not happened in the 6-7 trips I have taken to Pattaya over the past half dozen years.
My trips in the period, is a fat zero. Are you saying I should not bother. Originally I thought the attraction of Pattaya was is was an any goes, let it all hang out place, low class, and very cheap. However I gather the days of cheap very beautiful bargirls is over, and hence I missed out. LOL.
So what makes you keep trying?
Natty suggested to me that Yangon could well be a bit like Bangkok many years ago. Very old style. That might be worth me trying, seeing I start to miss the good old days. I doubt I have the right monger's ethic to really appreciate Pattaya any more.
Three blind mice.
I am truly amazed at the lengths men will go to try and preserve their own ideas of reality...I think you are catching on quick and I like how where you are going with this. In case folks were wondering, my ideas too, often can be attributed from Hollywood or entertainment influences that I can remember. I think I've learned so much about life and people from watching TV, films, and cartoons. This is just a key for future reference, so take note. Most of what is preface about each can be found and verified in Wikipedia easily, so no need to shoot the messenger. The first two are awards of recognition, the rest are simply honors.
1. The Monkeypaw "Sharing is Caring" Award. This award is given to those who write up a damn good report that makes Monkeypaw's balls tickle. This is rare and I've only handed out a few. The guys who got it, had a good description of the girl (s), details of their encounter, how and where to find her, how much they paid, and a pic or two to share. Can't get better than that, unless I do one myself.
2. The Monkeypaw "two paws up" Award. I have given this award many times when I feel somebody did what Monkeypaw would do in that situation. It recognizes better and good acts that improve the lives others. Let's say you see a hot slim chick with big tits, with toilet paper stuck to her shoe at Thermae. Monkeypaw, in that situation, would tell her something. Let's say you see a funny looking guy, heavily sweating and not smelling hygienically appropriate at Thermae. Monkeypaw would go to 7-11 and buy him some deodorant and then gladly hand it to him to use. Both acts are the Monkeypaw thing to do and deserve a "two paws up," but only of them requires you to be very brave.
3. Blue. A tribute to a very innovative animation series, Blues Clues, in which Steve, the host, presents the audience with a puzzle involving Blue, the animated dog. To help the audience unlock the puzzle, Blue leaves behind a series of clues, which are objects marked with one of her paw prints. In between the discovery of the clues, Steve plays a series of*games. As the show unfolds, Steve and Blue move from one animated set to another, jumping through magical doorways, leading viewers on a journey of discovery, until the end of the story. Those who follow these clue correctly, always gets rewarded. *.
4. The Walking Dead. A tribute to the American post apocalyptic horror television series about the journey, pains, and sufferings of human life and its survival in the months and years that follow a zombie apocalypse. *The Walkers are the brainless dead, that just only care about eating. My favorite quote from this movie is from "The Last Day on Earth" episode when Negan tells Rick, "It sucks don't it? The moment when you realize you don't know shit. "
5. Mr. Magoo. A tribute to one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time, Mr. Magoo. He is a wealthy, short-stature retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme*near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before. Which is technically the same as when he started, so pretty much a wasting his time and energy. Coincidentally, Mr. Magoo also appears in a Christmas Carol as the cheap skate, Scrooge.
6. Karius and Bactus. A tribute from a short puppet play based on a Norwegian children's book about two tooth trolls named Karius (black haired) and Bactus (red haired). I remember this from grade school. Their names are puns on Caries and Bacteria, and they live inside cavities in the teeth of a boy named*Jens who is as dirty as they come. They seemingly have a very good life, especially when Jens eats white bread with lots of maple syrup. Eventually their homes are destroyed by a dentist who teaches Jens proper*hygiene, which in life, often requires that you brush your teeth with toothpaste and take showers with soap.
7. Dudley Do Right. A tribute based on Dudley Do Right, another cowboy hat wearing cartoon character, who is a dim witted, but conscientious and cheerful Mountie, who is always trying to catch his nemesis,*Snidely Whiplash, and rescue*the damsel in distress,*Nell, his boss's daughter. So he sorta behaves like a White Knight. He succeeds only by pure luck or through the actions of his horse, named "Horse. " Dudley Do Right's horse pretty much acts like "Tonto" to the Lone Ranger, and helps gets Dudley out of jams. This was a segment in the popular series called the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, which also featured my one of my favorites, Mr. Know It All.
8. Nancy Drew. A tribute to Nancy Drew a fictional amateur detective of the book series, where she is a young high school graduate that spends her time solving mysteries, which she always seems to stumbles upon out of her own nosiness. She likes making everything her business. She is eventually out shadowed by the Hardy Boys who seem more brave, are able to do more, and are involved in more dangerous situations, as boys, while Nancy, a female, is not able to. In*the episode, the Haunting on Heliotrope Lane, many fans complain Nancy and her friends act out-of-character, and that there are frequent mentions of Nancy and her friends being scared, screaming, or "peepee (ing) their pants. " Slowly after that, the popularity of Nancy Drew faded away due to the stereotyping.
9. Gumball. A tribute to a cartoon about a young blue cat named Gumball Watterson and his best friend, a pet fish named Darwin on a show entitled, the Amazing World of Gumball. He always for gets into trouble, often resulting from the same schemes he comes up with. He never seems to learn his lesson and never evolves. One of the funniest episodes is when Gumball and Darwin get very confused when they meet Chi Chi and Ribbit, a pair of siblings that copycat everything they do and say. Reminds me of a slow to think kid I knew back in high school, that when he wanted to bug someone, he would just squinch up his nose and repeat whatever they said.
10. Monkeypaw's Ace in the Hole (if needed).
My trips in the period, is a fat zero. Are you saying I should not bother. Originally I thought the attraction of Pattaya was is was an any goes, let it all hang out place, low class, and very cheap. However I gather the days of cheap very beautiful bargirls is over, and hence I missed out. LOL.
So what makes you keep trying?
I can't say you should not bother. As I recall, you have said all it takes is one girl who meets your spec in a bar to make going in there worth it. So that might be the ratio in all of Pattaya as well, don't know.
The only reason I go to Pattaya now is when a visiting Western friend wants to go and wants me to come along. Or to meet him there if he is in Pattaya already. For instance, I have a friend who works in Japan and when he comes to Thailand he only wants to stay in Pattaya. So I will ride the bus there to hang with him for 2-3 days. It is only because I am there already that I give the girls on the strolls and in the bars a more detailed review and a chance to change my mind about the place. None of them have changed my mind in the past few years but I'm not going to deny them the chance to do so as long as I am out with my friend.
I have also gone there a couple of times with Bangkok girlfriends who just want 2-3 days by the beach or who like Pattaya as a change of pace. I appreciate Pattaya as a change of pace environment too. But those times when I bring a girl FROM Bangkok with me are the only times in the past 6 years or so that I have had what I consider real sex, good, real and satisfying sex, with an attractive young lady in Pattaya. Oh, one time an ex Som's Haven girl left the business and took up a real job in a car dealership in Chon Buri. She Lined me and invited me to come down to stay with her for a weekend off and that sex was great.
Chocha Monger
10-31-18, 04:31
10. Monkeypaw's Ace in the Hole (if needed).Is Monkeypaw's Ace in the Hole his famous recipe for spaghetti alla puttanesca that he serves to all of his bar girls after a shag?
Nice try. Perhaps a result of binge watching Daredevil on Netflix?Netflix? I'm blind, remember?
I also find that odd. Dude claims to spend a lot of money on girls, yet he shares a room with a guy? An ex NFL player can't afford a room of his own? Unless they are having sword fights together in the room every night, it doesn't seem to make sense. I've been on a lot of trips with buddies and never once have we shared a room.It was a joke from MP to the girls I'm sure. Funny too. And those girls are certainly pretty. Good for you.
I can't say you should not bother. As I recall, you have said all it takes is one girl who meets your spec in a bar to make going in there worth it. So that might be the ratio in all of Pattaya as well, don't know.
The only reason I go to Pattaya now is when a visiting Western friend wants to go and wants me to come along. Or to meet him there if he is in Pattaya already. For instance, I have a friend who works in Japan and when he comes to Thailand he only wants to stay in Pattaya. So I will ride the bus there to hang with him for 2-3 days. It is only because I am there already that I give the girls on the strolls and in the bars a more detailed review and a chance to change my mind about the place. None of them have changed my mind in the past few years but I'm not going to deny them the chance to do so as long as I am out with my friend.
I have also gone there a couple of times with Bangkok girlfriends who just want 2-3 days by the beach or who like Pattaya as a change of pace. I appreciate Pattaya as a change of pace environment too. But those times when I bring a girl FROM Bangkok with me are the only times in the past 6 years or so that I have had what I consider real sex, good, real and satisfying sex, with an attractive young lady in Pattaya. Oh, one time an ex Som's Haven girl left the business and took up a real job in a car dealership in Chon Buri. She Lined me and invited me to come down to stay with her for a weekend off and that sex was great.Taking a girl to Pattaya is a bit silly really, unless really can't think of anywhere better. I did that once 25 years ago.
I really don't travel long distances just to get sex anymore (Gave that up but not for that long). However all flights to anywhere seem to have to pass through either Bangkok or Frankfurt. LOL Even that is not essential any more. That is part of my partial retirement. If I have to be somewhere, then I may get too horny and look for something. I don't think I am even likely to visit Pattaya just to see a friend, would have to be mighty important. Use it as an excuse to go to Pattaya sounds okay.
Still preferring my regulars for now. I suppose I have to do Pattaya some time for the hell of it. First time for over 20 years. However better wit till I am really unsatisfied with what I have. Not top priority. Yangon maybe higher!
Blanquiceleste
10-31-18, 15:20
On my last 2 day trip to Pattaya, a couple of months ago, I made a conscious effort to count on my digits the number of Thai girls I passed on the sois, saw on Walking Street, saw inside the bars on Walking Street and in the shops, malls and restaurants that I would spend as much as 500 baht, 1 hour of my time and one squirt of my precious ejaculate on and in those two days and nights I did not get up to four fingers on one hand. Sorry. That's what I see there. I give up man. You seem to set the bar so high, that you yourself have difficulty in jumping over it. So glad you have left Pattaya for lesser mortals.
That said, if there is nothing for you in Pattaya, why read that thread or post in it? Just curious.
Btw, if you think my statement was so ridiculous, easy to refute or worthy of challenge, why didn't you just reply to it accordingly in the Pattaya Reports thread where I posted it?Is there a law against it? Worthy of challenge. LMAO. This is just pure entertainment for me.
Blanquiceleste
10-31-18, 15:24
And you know that Private Message thingy we've got here? Turns out at least 3-4 posters who were put on MP's Ignore list were able to check with each other and get a big laugh about how little challenge to MP's fragile ego it takes to get put there. Mighty big faction you have there.
Speaking of this thing called PM, have I told you about the number of PMs I get from BMs laughing their faces off at how ridiculous your argument sounds?
I don't block anyone simply because every poster has potential entertainment value, in different ways.
Mighty big faction you have there.
Speaking of this thing called PM, have I told you about the number of PMs I get from BMs laughing their faces off at how ridiculous your argument sounds?
I don't block anyone simply because every poster has potential entertainment value, in different ways.Strange thing that IGNORE list. The other day, I was sharing with some other members the screenshot of my IGNORE list, which is empty. Not one member listed on there. I've said this before. I sure didn't put anyone on there. So perhaps, they need to take this issue up with those above who have more powers. But they are senior members, they should know how to get around all that crap. Heck, common sense says you don't even have to be member or even have a subscription or an account to read anybody's post. So what's the issue again?
So let's rewind in time a bit, and let me recap with a few excerpts from the original post "Russian Roulette: When a Stupid Shit Results in Finding Gems. In their correct chronological order. At any time you can click on the original post link with the last quote to read the entire original report.
1. "Anyways, one night, when headed towards Nana at around 9 ish, I had to take a serious dump from some burn your asshole Indian food I ate earlier ".
2. "I ended up taking a detour down Soi 5 and into the Amari Boulevard Hotel to use their bathrooms ".
3. "This was the first time I had been inside the Amari Boulevard and it was jackpot ".
4. "That was their cue to who they really are and it means "game on ".
5. " I need not say more, you just have to be really good at understanding hidden meanings and the subliminal messages sent when hunting ".
6. "They wanted 3000 each for a threesome, but I countered them with 2000 each plus tip and a promise to see them as much as I could while I was staying at this same hotel as they ".
They agreed and escorted me up to their room on the 7th floor because in my room had my American black buddy, who was a former NFL player, quietly and peacefully asleep.The last quote above was what got "them" to come from out under the bridge to face-off with the GOATs again. If you don't know what the heck I am referring to. Here' s a link to the wonderful tale of 3 Billy Goats Gruff.
Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff. " I could be horribly wrong, which I have been before, but Monkeypaw thinks any reader with a smudge of intellect, mixed with some common sense, and a dash of "game" could probably figure out the intent of the last quote with pretend my buddy, the black NFL football player, in my pretend room at the to hotel, which I didn't belong. If that might be asking too much, which I have asked before, then it is a simple as them re-reading 1-6 again. I've said this many times before, we are not all on the same playing field with the same powers. And yes knowledge is power, so saying "well I didn't know" can't be used as an excuse. But one thing for sure, this stirred up the pot and brought some life to a thread that had been left dead for a week. Didn't want it to die off with a dud post with me being from the planet of the apes, Monkeypaw doesn't go out like that.
As promised, instead of getting in any type of exchange with folks, I'll just do the nice thing and hand out some awards and honors a little later. That way it eases up the tension on those up tight panties. Call this a professional courtesy considering all the dynamic possibilities that I can do with this wonderful mind God has bestowed upon me. Reminds me of a junior version of my Hollywood hero, Hannibal Lecter, who has the capability to literally mindfuck someone to the point where they will chew off their own face and wash it down with a glass of warm milk. All because he considers them rude by his own definition, not giving a shit about what they thought. The mind is a such a powerful thing to have, especially when you are able to control others like good ole Hannibal.
And by the way, I do apologize to "some". Just because I never responded back to your tits with my tats, I still paid quite the attention to the needy. I took my inspiration to do it this way when reading about the Fogey Awards in Bare Magazine this past weekend. And since it also is nearing time for the Hollywood Films Award, I thought I would give all this an entertainment flair, because so many on here have kept me, for lack of a better word, "entertained. " Reminds me of when I was a small child, and I was handed down TEKNO, the robotic dog, to play with. But it was used, old, and required 4 AA batteries shoved up its ass to get it going and act right. I out grew that simple minded robotic dog toy, and then when I got older, my dad got me this stubborn as fuck, black and white, but more white, blue eyed Siberian Husky, who howled and whined all the time for hamburgers. She even gave me this tilted head, "what the fuck look" when the greasy burgers were missing bacon and cheese. Spoiled, evil dog. Food food food was all it barked about. Huskies can be tough to bring up, but I eventually broke her and she became obedient and trained.
She was so much more fun after that. Our favorite game was hide and seek. She was always lost, wandering the house aimlessly, sniffing, howling, in search of God knows who, because I was in my room, doors shut, and asleep. Now as an adult, and as someone who gets bored easily, I was told, I'the either have to find new toys to play with or find new ways to play with old toys. Too difficult, so I now I just travel with my teddy bear, fuck a hot girl every now and then, do a bit of charity, and write up reports. And in the process, I've been lucky to have made a few keyboard buddies that I need to appreciate and honor from time to time. Anyways, in the up coming day or two, let me recognize those who took the time out of their busy day to follow me and comment on my reports.
Speaking of this thing called PM, have I told you about the number of PMs I get from BMs laughing their faces off at how ridiculous your argument sounds?I think it's ridiculous that these cowards send you a PM instead of posting their opinion on the board.
Too many people in this world are afraid to stand up for their opinion.
Taking a girl to Pattaya is a bit silly really, unless really can't think of anywhere better. I did that once 25 years ago.
It isn't silly if you do it for the reasons I stated in my post, if you really like the girl and if your experience in Pattaya has shown there is not likely to be anyone better there for you than the girl you take.
I am not talking about taking a bargirl to Pattaya where you pay on a daily basis or anything like that.
I give up man. You seem to set the bar so high, that you yourself have difficulty in jumping over it. So glad you have left Pattaya for lesser mortals.
That said, if there is nothing for you in Pattaya, why read that thread or post in it? Just curious.
Is there a law against it? Worthy of challenge. LMAO. This is just pure entertainment for me.That's the thing; my acceptable standards are not all that high, as I explained already. But hope springs eternal. I posted my reply there to a question posed to both pro and con Pattaya visitors. Don't you even read the exchanges you comment on?
You know, virtually all of us post on these boards for the entertainment value. But I'm not getting nearly the entertainment value out of you I was sure you were ripe to provide if you can't keep up.
ShinyMewtwo
10-31-18, 18:34
This thread has definitely gotten entertaining but the hilarity is slowly getting stale. Most of you guys are probably older than me but still behaving like high school students smh. It's like watching a scene out of mean girls.
Now I'm starting to feel sorry for these bg's as I'm getting to learn more about the types of customers they have to deal with 😜. As a matter of fact now I feel like they deserve more than the tequila and coke they have been asking for lately.
In another thread some dudes were wondering why freelancers are starting to ask for more beer well here ya have it. Having to deal with stupid shit on Thailand makes you want to grab another beer (like I'm doing now).
This post is not aimed at anyone in particular but y'all are kinda immature. First guys were fighting over a bg and now they fight over each others writing style and opinions. Thanks for the entertainment but let's keep it moving and spice it up.
Blanquiceleste
11-01-18, 04:55
That's the thing; my acceptable standards are not all that high, as I explained already. But hope springs eternal. I posted my reply there to a question posed to both pro and con Pattaya visitors. Don't you even read the exchanges you comment on?
You know, virtually all of us post on these boards for the entertainment value. But I'm not getting nearly the entertainment value out of you I was sure you were ripe to provide if you can't keep up.I am almost developing an admiration now. BBBJ+CIM (as described in detail in one of your posts) or BBFS as the minimum acceptable service. THAT is low standard? Now I wonder what high standards would be like.
Wait a minute. Do I admire or do I pity? Tough choice.
Oh. Did I say that I read and post here for my own entertainment? Whether you get anything out of it or not is purely incidental.
Member #4751
11-01-18, 06:59
I was scrolling through the forum and came across this review. Hands down, no one can compete with Monkey's game! The guy is legendary. You need to visit Patong from the 21st to 26th of December and teach this student of yours.
"Do. Or do not. There is no try. " – Yoda.
Few years ago, the Raja Hotel near Nana was the place to go in case when your dick was tired of Thai pussy and you had an itch for some Russian or European girls. The girls will sometimes linger around the lobby or smoke outside the hotel. But to get access them, you still had to work your way through a pimp and was escorted to a floor where you can walk room to room to room and inspect the girls one by one. Those days are long gone and the white girl freelancer action has dwindle, unless you do the clubs and pay crazy ass prices. Awhile back I asked "where to find them" and got no response from anyone. Sucks don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit, when being asked something. Now, after receiving no help, I decided to walk around do some recon on my own and got pointed to the Grace Hotel and Royal Garden Hotel near Nana. While there is some talent with regards to Russian and European freelancers in those two hotels, none of them were to Monkeypaw's taste. If I told you why, it will just make some folks a little bit upset because perhaps it is what they like and find as delish. So to save the drama, I won't. Anyways, one night, when headed towards Nana at around 9 ish, I had to take a serious dump from some burn your asshole Indian food I ate earlier. Honestly, I need to stay away from that shit, literally, for it will fuck up your guts. But that garlic naan, it is so damn yummy. I ended up taking a detour down Soi 5 and into the Amari Boulevard Hotel to use their bathrooms. Here is the Monkeypaw helpful hint of the day. If you are ever in need of a nice toilet, and your hotel is far away. Don't be afraid to walk into a 4 or 5 star hotel and use their nice lobby bathrooms. Nobody is going to ask you anything unless you look Thai. What I normally do is walk in and tip the doorman 20 baht. I would then go looking for the restroom. If I can't find it, I will ask him and he always points me into the right direction. He will always remember you courtesy of that 20 baht tip. This only works at 4 or 5 star hotels with huge nice lobbies, not the smaller boutique hotels. This was the first time I had been inside the Amari Boulevard and it was jackpot. In the lobby, on the right, by the coffee shop huddled a bunch of Russian or European girls ranging from early to late 20's at several tables. After I went to the bathroom to release the massive Kraken built up inside my bowels, I walked over to one of those small tables with the two cutest white girls in the group, a blond and brunette. Monkeypaw, of course, having huge balls, is not afraid to hunt alone or like this. I live for this "taking chances" kind of shit. You are in the fucking Land of Smiles and everybody here apparently loves money, so what have you got to lose? Your pride? From some of the stories I've read and some of the photos I've seen, that ship has long sailed away is lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. Take note of these Monkeypaw instructions and follow them carefully. I approached the table with the two girls and pretended that this was my first time to Thailand. This is to gauge if they are tourists or working girls. They smiled and told me about several places to eat and things to do in the area, not once mentioning Nana Plaza which is about 200 meters away. Why you might ask? It's because these girls know that Nana is their competition. So of course I played dumb and asked them about Soi Cowboy which was further away. They asked me why I wanted to go there? I answered because I heard there where pretty girls I can go look at. The Russian girls then told me that they will just take my money with drinks and give me nothing. That was their cue to who they really are and it means "game on. " I need not say more, you just have to be really good at understanding hidden meanings and the subliminal messages sent when hunting. I allowed these Ruskies to think they persuaded me to spend my money and my time with them instead of going to Soi Cowboy, which I had no intention. They wanted 3000 each for a threesome, but I countered them with 2000 each plus tip and a promise to see them as much as I could while I was staying at this same hotel as they. They agreed and escorted me up to their room on the 7th floor because in my room had my American black buddy, who was a former NFL player, quietly and peacefully asleep. In the room, the girls where a bit camera shy until I offered a couple hundred bahts for some faceless pics. Sorry it's the best I could do without my cute teddy bear. The teddy itself is magical. Can we all agree that it has probably seen more hot pussy than most guys alive? But before both girls would even undress, I had to pay the 2000 and tip to each girl up front. Not a big deal as I was already in the room. The threesome in itself, was not a true threesome. There was no girl on girl action, but they did start by giving me a double BBBJ at the same time that lasted about 15 minutes. From there it was a switching girls fuck-a-thon, with no pussy eating or kissing by the girls with each other. They each did take turns riding my mouth with their pussy while the other one was riding my cock. Both girls has pussy piercings and fake boobs. The brunette got mad when I bit her clit and sucked on her clitoris ring. The brunette was also rather lazy and when she came first during doggy, she got tired, quit, and went to take a bath. I think I heard her mumbled "stupid Japanese pervert" on the way to the bathroom, perhaps because I tried to shove a thumb in her ass. I was a bit disappointed, it had only been like 45 minutes worth of fuck and suck by the two. The blonde however, was more accommodating and friendly. After her friend went away, she pulled off the condom and got me hard again with a great sloppy spitty blowjob. She then fucked me hard in various positions for the whole time the other girl was taking a bath and even allowed DFK and finger in her ass during K9. She was loud and very vocal. I tried to get her to call me Putin while I was fucking her in missionary. I have a feeling that taking these girls one at a time would have been better bet. They get kinkier and nastier when alone. I ended up asking to CIM to finish with the blonde. She went to the bathroom to tell the brunette something and came back to give me a nice BBBJ ending with CIM in which she guzzled my creamy stroganoff. Ahhh, it pays off to go exploring on your own with no fear in search of hidden treasures. Now, I know exactly where to go to find some white meat. By the way the desserts and coffee served in the Amari Boulevard lobby is non nom nom.
Robert Long
11-01-18, 07:21
I was scrolling through the forum and came across this review. Hands down, no one can compete with Monkey's game! The guy is legendary. You need to visit Patong from the 21st to 26th of December and teach this student of yours.
"Do. Or do not. There is no try. " Yoda.Did it dawn on you that MP is a writer and not really a doer? I bet a dollar to a donut hole that he's a walker. As in "money talks and bullshit walks". He will not meet you.
RL.
Did it dawn on you that MP is a writer and not really a doer? I bet a dollar to a donut hole that he's a walker. As in "money talks and bullshit walks". He will not meet you.
RL.Especially when his description of the Amari Hotel is not even close to being real.
Did it dawn on you that MP is a writer and not really a doer? I bet a dollar to a donut hole that he's a walker. As in "money talks and bullshit walks". He will not meet you.
RL.Ha ha. Not always wise to meet all the guys on a forum. I prefer to know only a very selected few guys that are very sane, and level headed, and laid back. In the far past I met many mongers known on the forum. Only maybe 10 to 20% were compatible.
A lot of the time, experienced mongers in a location just don't need wingmen, the girls are enough. Newbies may need buddies more so, who know how the land lies.
Years ago I got so many PMs, annoying mostly, was easier just to shut down that function. Maybe MP wants to get 200 PMs per day. LOL
Mr Enternational
11-01-18, 12:45
Did it dawn on you that MP is a writer and not really a doer? I bet a dollar to a donut hole that he's a walker. As in "money talks and bullshit walks". He will not meet you.I guess you do not realize that a few months ago he extended invitations to meet up, and has already met and hung out with people from this forum. So, I think you owe somebody a dollar. It would have been smarter to bet your money that someone that criticizes a person will not meet up with that person in order to be proven wrong.
You see, nobody that has met up with the guy has anything negative to say about him and attests to the things that he publicly says he does. But then after that the naysayers will lead you down a rabbit hole saying well in private he does not do the things he says he does in private, which can neither be proven nor disproven.
You see, nobody that has met up with the guy has anything negative to say about him and attests to the things that he publicly says he does. Then why is he such an annoying, self-satisfied prick on this forum?
Mr Enternational
11-01-18, 14:55
Then why is he such an annoying, self-satisfied prick on this forum?I don't understand the need for name calling, but this makes no sense at all. It is his life. Should he not be trying to satisfy himself? You do not find a need or want to be satisfied throughout your life? I don't work all these hours to satisfy other people. I do it so I will have enough money to satisfy myself.
This part does not really make much sense, or ring true. Hard to believe he would need to be sleeping in your room. Surely he would not wish to impose in such a way as to sleep in your room. Any sensible guy would know you might need to use your room for private matters like 3 somes.
Only Indians and Thais share rooms with another guy. Farangs almost never do that. Okay You are not farang but still makes little sense.
Its better to have multiple very cheap rooms than to share a better one. Two rooms with connecting door normally closed could be workable. Not that many girls are going to be into gang bangs unless they like the guys and money is good.
For privacy reasons, I have sometimes had to be having two rooms concurrently. LOL Sharing is not on.
Ha ha, I failed to read everything carefully, rarely read the whole lot of these posts, about where he was only in there to use the toilet. LOL Only the pics really caught my attention. Still it read like absolute twaddle, so I would be surprised if girls swallowed it too. The bigger the lie, the more believable? LOL Possibly an old but ineffective technique. The more crazy the lie, just shows too much imagination taking over and not plausible in the slightest. MP does demonstrate a very active imagination, and now proves he is a habitual liar, not at all like myself. I lack the imagination to make up stuff, and really just can't be bothered. Hardly ever lie to hookers, takes too much effort to remember all the exact thinks already said and maintain a consistent story.
One wonders if these girls in the Hotel really existed or not. Just a little bit too pretty for me to accept it as true. I never saw any "Russians" (Kazaks or Romanian or whatever) so good looking in Bangkok but perhaps was in the wrong place. Hookers staying in that Hotel? Seems unlikely. More likely lurking there but having no room as well. Maybe he fucked some girl but switched pics to make them look better than what they were. Who would trust this guy, who has a lot of trouble seeing reality distinct from his imagination? LOL We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.
I meant his pics need to have girl somewhat unclothed holding the teddy bear to be more convincing, and not doctored pics. I guess I don't have expertise to tell.Your quotes definitely deserve some Nancy Drew honors for taking precious time out of your day to want dissect my story. Just relax, read, and thank me for not writing about where to find the best hamburger with a fried egg. And also why would I post pics of girls unclothed with a cum stained bear, so you can play Dudley Doo Right? You did eyeball some of the girls I've been with at the Go Go bars in Nana, like #5 at Rainbow 4. But your biggest honor is the Walking Dead one. Really, got to love Negan's quote. In case you forgotten the specifics of your honors, you can read up below. Enjoy.
4. The Walking Dead. A tribute to the American post apocalyptic horror television series about the journey, pains, and sufferings of human life and its survival in the months and years that follow a zombie apocalypse. *The Walkers are the brainless dead, that just only care about eating. My favorite quote from this movie is from "The Last Day on Earth" episode when Negan tells Rick, "It sucks don't it? The moment when you realize you don't know shit. ".
I think you are the one stretching the humor, here.
Unless you know the guy very well, this is simply a bizarre story. So far, you have not said anything about how well you know the guy. I have mongered with many folks that I know really well. We have never entertained the idea of sharing a room, even in a place like Wanchai, Hong Kong, or Tokyo, where the rooms are relatively expensive. MP appears to have a good command of English, hence, his cultural background would not be a justification for such a stupid maneuver.You do a poor job of reading between the lines which means you game or "gamesmanship" level is low. You sir get Walking Dead award.
4. The Walking Dead. A tribute to the American post apocalyptic horror television series about the journey, pains, and sufferings of human life and its survival in the months and years that follow a zombie apocalypse. *The Walkers are the brainless dead, that just only care about eating. My favorite quote from this movie is from "The Last Day on Earth" episode when Negan tells Rick, "It sucks don't it? The moment when you realize you don't know shit. "
I think what Blanquiceleste is saying the room being occupied is made up so talking about sharing room is pointless
Because MP also said this.
This stupid shit is still more entertaining than other posts. I would just go there to check out the girls and report back if I were in Bangkok.
English is not my first language but I get what MP is saying and the humour in his writing. Facepalm .
I know MP and I agree with blancqui's conclusion.
MP made up the story of a black Ex NFL player sleeping in his room to trick the girls to use their room since MP was staying at a hotel far away. The reason he specified to the girls it was a big black professional athlete was to make the story far fetched to the girls to see if they fall for it.
Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.
Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please!Blue Clues awards all the way for you four for figuring it out. That's means you have some game, street smarts, and hustle in you.
3. Blue - A tribute to a very innovative animation series, Blues Clues, in which Steve, the host, presents the audience with a puzzle involving Blue, the animated dog. To help the audience unlock the puzzle, Blue leaves behind a series of clues, which are objects marked with one of her paw prints. In between the discovery of the clues, Steve plays a series of*games. As the show unfolds, Steve and Blue move from one animated set to another, jumping through magical doorways, leading viewers on a journey of discovery, until the end of the story. Those who follow these clues correctly, always gets rewarded.*
I am almost developing an admiration now. BBBJ+CIM (as described in detail in one of your posts) or BBFS as the minimum acceptable service. THAT is low standard? Now I wonder what high standards would be like.
Wait a minute. Do I admire or do I pity? Tough choice.
Oh. Did I say that I read and post here for my own entertainment? Whether you get anything out of it or not is purely incidental.Yes, the "or" ought to make that minimal requirement quite doable unless the girl is not really in the business of P4P and only a hobbyist hanging around waiting for money for doing almost nothing. But it needs to be a genuine BBBJ+CIM, not a Hand Job with some oral foreplay thrown in. I did not move to Thailand to settle for less than that even if offered for free. And the girl can be less than the hottest girl in the bar, of course. But at least reasonably attractive and fit. I have found that combination of not particularly high standards to be difficult to come by in Pattaya compared with Bangkok.
I was scrolling through the forum and came across this review. Hands down, no one can compete with Monkey's game! The guy is legendary. You need to visit Patong from the 21st to 26th of December and teach this student of yours.
"Do. Or do not. There is no try. " Yoda.I can help you with some of that already; you don't need to tip a doorman 20 baht to use the toilet in a four or five star hotel in Bangkok. And while you might think you are being clever in pretending to be an ill-informed rube, not much chance of that flying if at the same time you want to be seen clever enough to negotiate a quoted 3,000 baht ST into a 2,000 baht ST on the spot. Twice. Oh, and so many more hogwash "tells" in that report. lol. But good luck with your lessons.
Or it was because it is generally (or should I say stereotypically) believed that people from Russia and the surrounding area are rather racist and thus it would be less likely that they would have insisted on going to his (non-existent) room to have fun with a potential second customer as well.Blues Clues honors as well. So smart. You have a lot of game and know how to read between lines, think out of the box and all that good shit!
3. Blue - A tribute to a very innovative animation series, Blues Clues, in which Steve, the host, presents the audience with a puzzle involving Blue, the animated dog. To help the audience unlock the puzzle, Blue leaves behind a series of clues, which are objects marked with one of her paw prints. In between the discovery of the clues, Steve plays a series of*games. As the show unfolds, Steve and Blue move from one animated set to another, jumping through magical doorways, leading viewers on a journey of discovery, until the end of the story. Those who follow these clue correctly, always gets rewarded.*
I don't understand the need for name calling, but this makes no sense at all. It is his life. Should he not be trying to satisfy himself? You do not find a need or want to be satisfied throughout your life? I don't work all these hours to satisfy other people. I do it so I will have enough money to satisfy myself.It makes perfect sense to me, but maybe you don't know the meaning of self-satisfied:
'excessively and unwarrantedly satisfied with oneself or one's achievements' (according to Google translate).
It wouldn't prove anything. Maybe he likes his teddy bear so much that he's holding her (him?) in his arms while masturbating LOL.
Maybe not in this particular post. But he has for sure made up a lot of BS in other posts.
Then why is he such an annoying, self-satisfied prick on this forum?You without a doubt get so many honors that it puts the next guy in line to shame. Walking Dead, Mr. Magoo, Karius and Bactus, Dudley Doo Right, Nancy Drew, and lastly, Gumball honors all goes to you for your efforts. I appreciate your contributions and comments, but please don't lose sleep over me.
4. The Walking Dead - A tribute to the American post apocalyptic horror television series about the journey, pains, and sufferings of human life and its survival in the months and years that follow a zombie apocalypse.*The Walkers are the brainless dead, that just only care about eating. My favorite quote from this movie is from The Last Day on Earth episode when Negan tells Rick, It sucks dont it? The moment when you realize you dont know shit.
5. Mr. Magoo - A tribute to one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time, Mr. Magoo. He is a wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme*near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before. Which is technically the same as when he started, so pretty much a wasting his time and energy. Coincidentally, Mr. Magoo also appears in a Christmas Carol as the cheap skate, Scrooge.
Mr Enternational
11-01-18, 17:04
It makes perfect sense to me, but maybe you don't know the meaning of self-satisfied:
'excessively and unwarrantedly satisfied with oneself or one's achievements' (according to Google translate).So please fill us in on where this line is where it goes from normally to excessively or unwarrantedly. Unlike many, I have an open mind and am willing to learn.
A lot of the time, experienced mongers in a location just don't need wingmen, the girls are enough.They may not "need" a wingman, but it's more fun hanging out with someone if they are not self centered and go by the bros before hoes creedo. Any experienced monger will realize they can get a girl easily any time and just go with the flow.
6. Karius and Bactus. A tribute from a short puppet play based on a Norwegian children's book about two tooth trolls named Karius (black haired) and Bactus (red haired). I remember this from grade school. Their names are puns on Caries and Bacteria, and they live inside cavities in the teeth of a boy named Jens who is as dirty as they come. They seemingly have a very good life, especially when Jens eats white bread with lots of maple syrup. Eventually their homes are destroyed by a dentist who teaches Jens proper hygiene, which in life, often requires that you brush your teeth with toothpaste and take showers with soap.And of course, I have forgotten, E. T. , he who walks around with his note from the doctor, like a magical charm to prevents him from getting chlamydia in his eye. You also get the Karius and Bactus award which can be share with the soapless one. Doesn't matter who is black haired and who is red haired, a tooth troll is still a tooth troll.
Monkey paw,
You are awesome man. I have read your posts and can understand that you are enjoying the life by fucking beautiful girls and living luxurious life without caring about money that you spend. I am very curious and eager to know the basic idea of your method of earnings. Hope you would not mind. Would you please let me know, how have you been able to spend so much money on these girls? Are you a business tycoon? Please ignore if you don't want to answer. But if you don't mind then please let me know either in open forum or through PM. Waiting for your reply.
Charlie28.I bring cash in Thailand, use a credit card, or pull out of an ATM. The same way others do. If you are asking what line of work. I don't work. I think I should, but my father wants me to relax and enjoy. He covers it all. If you think it's an easy life, I almost guarantee that should would not want to go follow my steps to get where I am today. My life is not for the weak hearted or weak minded. It's something that I have yet to meet one person on the face of this Earth that will understand. You and I are world's apart, but still connected in a way where you will only grasp a fraction of what I am or even what I say. It's better that this is a mystery, for now at least. Just remember my favorite color is blue, but I have all colors.
So please fill us in on where this line is where it goes from normally to excessively or unwarrantedly. Unlike many, I have an open mind and am willing to learn.Here are some quotes from MonkeyPaw's recent posts. Need I say more?
"I've said this many times before, we are not all on the same playing field with the same powers."
"Call this a professional courtesy considering all the dynamic possibilities that I can do with this wonderful mind God has bestowed upon me."
"While watching the girls dance, I debated back and forth on how to respond back to some of these assertions and comments I've been getting. Should I try to educate those who seem unknowing? Are they really pretending not to see the light? Do they not know how to read between the lines or are they just that stupid? Sometimes, with the way mind works, it comes too easy and I feel as if I'm bullying someone with Trisomy 21. When you are on a different level or different playing field from most, would you step off the gas and let them catch up or just run right over the slow pokes? These questions go on and on and gets me very confused on what to do sometimes with those who have a less game than me. In a way I kind of feel sorry for them. But in a way, I don't because they still profess to know it all when they don't."
"Once again, Monkeypaw powers that are very difficult to explain is being displayed."
"So now, you have seen just how generous Monkeypaw has been with your kind. Why? Because I don't give a fuck and I'm better than all this shit. I'm actually amazing alien and out of this world! So my advice is go exploring on your own and forget what anyone says about a venue or a girl. It's your life, your adventure, your journey. Don't let others dictate or limit what you can get out of this game. Don't be afraid to take a chance. To know what success is, you will have to fail. Just keep learning from your mistakes, (but don't make the same failures a habit) and you will be just fine. When you have experienced it all, the good and the bad, you will know your place in this game. The winners will always know the difference between better and worse, and who was the best. And when they all reach that point, they will still remember who was #1."
I guess you do not realize that a few months ago he extended invitations to meet up, and has already met and hung out with people from this forum.Let me guess, you are a former black NFL player and he wanted to share a room with you.
They may not "need" a wingman, but it's more fun hanging out with someone if they are not self centered and go by the bros before hoes creedo. Any experienced monger will realize they can get a girl easily any time and just go with the flow.Some of us are more anti social. LOL I am not that much into hanging out. Look some guys are worthwhile and exceptions. However being choosy with friends is a good idea, especially given a percentage of ISGers may be crazy or delusional. There are guys who want to know too much so they gain the power to "out" ISGers, or report to girls what was written on here by Syzygies or whoever.
No interest to meet MP at all. A bit too full on. LOL I met the odd guy that seems to be the right type, to be trusted. Maybe I prefer selected Hookers. At least they are providing what I need. LOL Dicks are not much use to me.
GoodEnough
11-02-18, 14:59
Some of us are more anti social. LOL I am not that much into hanging out. Look some guys are worthwhile and exceptions. However being choosy with friends is a good idea, especially given a percentage of ISGers may be crazy or delusional. I share your outlook and your concern. I think over a long period, I've Met 4-5 guys from this board, mostly after exchanges of emails, and the experiences were enjoyable. But like you, I'm pretty cautious.
GE.
TigressWanted
11-02-18, 20:40
My first time at Thermae 2 weeks ago. Was making the perimeter walk and checking out the (mostly young) ladies. About 3/4 the way around a woman, probably 30 ish, in a black dress, smiled, reached out, grabbed my hand and pulled me close. Immediately she stuck her nose right up to my left arm pit and took a whiff. Unusual? I must have passed the smell test because she then smiled and said, "I give you good BJ and boom boom for 2500. Real massage too, you will like." Apparently she works at a MP and had the day off. Funny. My only regret of the vacation is not choosing her, I keep thinking about her.
I share your outlook and your concern. I think over a long period, I've Met 4-5 guys from this board, mostly after exchanges of emails, and the experiences were enjoyable. But like you, I'm pretty cautious.
GE.I have met 2 guys from here and both times have turned out to be a good experiences with and one whom I communicate with several times a week even though we are opposite sides of the Pacific. I will be meeting another guy in February for a couple of days. I usually travel with my brother so I don't need the company but I like the different outlooks from guys from different countries.
I always like to get to know the guys via email or line and that way I know I'm not meeting a crazy.
I'm open to meet anyone for at least a beer and after that whatever else goes. It could be my Aussie spirit that makes me so accomodating LOL.
I have some BMs in mind I would like to meet next trip and I will PM when I am a month out from coming.
Robert Long
11-02-18, 22:59
Ha ha. Not always wise to meet all the guys on a forum. I prefer to know only a very selected few guys that are very sane, and level headed, and laid back. In the far past I met many mongers known on the forum. Only maybe 10 to 20% were compatible.
A lot of the time, experienced mongers in a location just don't need wingmen, the girls are enough. Newbies may need buddies more so, who know how the land lies.
Years ago I got so many PMs, annoying mostly, was easier just to shut down that function. Maybe MP wants to get 200 PMs per day. LOLI Agree completely. Running with the buds can and will be uncomfortable when you want to move on and they want to party or go to another place. I also find that when I am with the bros I drink entirely to much.
I do prefer being a lone wolf in hunt of my prey. Going where I want when I want without the consideration of others and their whims and fancies.
I have seen wingmen get in the way of a building relationship with a new lady. Interrupt a serious negotiation and blow everything. You can go into almost any club or Bar and sit down and get into a nice conversation with anybody. I can as I am approachable and non threating. Better to fly alone and go with your own flow.
RL.
I Agree completely. Running with the buds can and will be uncomfortable when you want to move on and they want to party or go to another place. I also find that when I am with the bros I drink entirely to much.
I do prefer being a lone wolf in hunt of my prey. Going where I want when I want without the consideration of others and their whims and fancies.
I have seen wingmen get in the way of a building relationship with a new lady. Interrupt a serious negotiation and blow everything. You can go into almost any club or Bar and sit down and get into a nice conversation with anybody. I can as I am approachable and non threating. Better to fly alone and go with your own flow.
RL.I am a friendly guy and will talk to any Falang I see. Probably have talked to one or two of you. You would remember me, 6'3", buff, kind of a dead ringer for Fabio in his prime, Armani and Piaget? Anyway, regardless, I prefer to work alone, more flexibliity.
Here are some quotes from MonkeyPaw's recent posts. Need I say more?
My life is not for the weak hearted or weak minded. It's something that I have yet to meet one person on the face of this Earth that will understand. You and I are world's apart, but still connected in a way where you will only grasp a fraction of what I am or even what I say. It's better that this is a mystery, for now at least. Just remember my favorite color is blue, but I have all colors.And another quote from his last post in this thread that was not yet visible when I posted the other quotes, even though he uploaded his post two hours earlier. Can anyone explain this? Are his posts checked by the admin before they are published, even though he's a senior member?
Anyway, regarding this last quote: who does he think he is? God?
You can go into almost any club or Bar and sit down and get into a nice conversation with anybody. I can as I am approachable and non threating. Better to fly alone and go with your own flow.My thoughts exactly. I would never want to meet a BM who I've never seen or talked to before (with a few exceptions maybe), but it's allright if I get into a conversation with someone in a bar. If it turns out you don't get along with eachother then the conversation will simply end soon enough. Or me or the other person will move on, with or without some excuse.
Can anyone explain this? Are his posts checked by the admin before they are published, even though he's a senior member?Yes it is, but it has nothing to do with him in particular. It's exactly the same for me. My posts appear only 6 or 7 hours later.
This is how this world works and how this board operates. It's a jungle out there and it's all about ego and competition for the best looking pussy to some. Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment. .Actually MP, this is what many of us came to Thailand to get away from. The wonderful thing about the scene when I moved here 19 years ago at the young age of 34 was that guys left there egos at home. There was very little competition for gals. Of course the ratio of gals to punters was far more slanted in the dude's favor back then and the scene was more farang and expat oriented. You couldn't walk 10 meters down Suk between Soi 3 and Thermae without hearing "go with you" every 10 meters. GoGo were very well stocked, and Nana Disco was filled every night. When Cowboy and Nana let out at 2 am there would be a stampede of gals all looking to work. Stand outside and you'd be propositioned more times than you could count. It was truly amazing. The proverbial shooting fish in a barrel. It required little to no effort to find a looker who was fun. And that was great. In fact that was the entire point. Thousands of gals to choose from, none more than 25 USD. It was the anthesis of exclusive, and that is what made it great. We were very spoiled.
In addition, I met very few guys who were concerned with stroking their egos. In fact, that type of behavior would just brings laughs and endless p$%% takes from other punters. And if I guy barfined a gal you wanted, it was really no big deal. Grab her tomorrow or the next day, or the next. Quick shower and she might as well be a virgin. The last thing any guys wanted was to compete for gals. Really defeated the purpose of being here and IMHO still does.
Gigi Buffon
11-04-18, 18:52
And another quote from his last post in this thread that was not yet visible when I posted the other quotes, even though he uploaded his post two hours earlier. Can anyone explain this? Are his posts checked by the admin before they are published, even though he's a senior member?Post are not review by Admin on a first come, first look basis. However, once reviewed they do get posted on the forum on the order received. So, it is common to see a post that was send after your getting posted, but later once yours is posted, it will appear in the right order. Also, timing differences can be explained by the fact that Admin is not on the same time zone as everyone posting.
Pointy Stick
11-04-18, 18:56
Actually MP, this is what many of us came to Thailand to get away from. The wonderful thing about the scene when I moved here 19 years ago at the young age of 34 was that guys left there egos at home.I just thought that guys with more money or superior whatever had a better place in line. If some hot chick is walking around with me all it means is that she want me to spend money on her. How alpha is that?
Actually MP, this is what many of us came to Thailand to get away from. The wonderful thing about the scene when I moved here 19 years ago at the young age of 34 was that guys left there egos at home. There was very little competition for gals. Of course the ratio of gals to punters was far more slanted in the dude's favor back then and the scene was more farang and expat oriented. You couldn't walk 10 meters down Suk between Soi 3 and Thermae without hearing "go with you" every 10 meters. GoGo were very well stocked, and Nana Disco was filled every night. When Cowboy and Nana let out at 2 am there would be a stampede of gals all looking to work. Stand outside and you'd be propositioned more times than you could count. It was truly amazing. The proverbial shooting fish in a barrel. It required little to no effort to find a looker who was fun. And that was great. In fact that was the entire point. Thousands of gals to choose from, none more than 25 USD. It was the anthesis of exclusive, and that is what made it great. We were very spoiled.
In addition, I met very few guys who were concerned with stroking their egos. In fact, that type of behavior would just brings laughs and endless p$%% takes from other punters. And if I guy barfined a gal you wanted, it was really no big deal. Grab her tomorrow or the next day, or the next. Quick shower and she might as well be a virgin. The last thing any guys wanted was to compete for gals. Really defeated the purpose of being here and IMHO still does.Hear hear hear! Beyond that, why would anyone want a hot chick just to stroke ones ego? Most of us (well some of us) are secure in ourselves and could not give a shit as to what anyone thinks of us. You have got to be a small person if your self worth is measured by the paid hooker on your arm.
Crazy4Thai
11-05-18, 01:35
Hear hear hear! Beyond that, why would anyone want a hot chick just to stroke ones ego? Most of us (well some of us) are secure in ourselves and could not give a shit as to what anyone thinks of us. You have got to be a small person if your self worth is measured by the paid hooker on your arm.Is this really the right thread on this forum? I thought it was Stupid Shit not The Real Truth. Hear! Hear! Hear! She is only for my own pleasure and I don't give a shit if anyone else even knows about it.
I just thought that guys with more money or superior whatever had a better place in line. If some hot chick is walking around with me all it means is that she want me to spend money on her. How alpha is that?Very few people paid more than the standard back in the day. And even if you did, everyone could afford it. ST was 1 k, and that was 25 USD. BF were 400 in Cowboy and drinks were 80 Baht. You could have a very good night for 50 USD. So what if you spent an extra 500 (12 USD) on the gal or on drinks. I mean FFS, if you want to have a really big night in the GoGos and then partake today, you are talking 10 K Baht. Over 300 USD. Sorry, that's a lot of money no matter how you slice is. And yes, there are some smug dudes who are glad that others can't afford it; shame that sort is here. I know almost no residents who hit the GoGos anymore. It's just a waste.
There was almost no competition, very little ego, and it was very relaxed and fun a decade ago. The opposite of what you see today.
Hear hear hear! Beyond that, why would anyone want a hot chick just to stroke ones ego? Most of us (well some of us) are secure in ourselves and could not give a shit as to what anyone thinks of us. You have got to be a small person if your self worth is measured by the paid hooker on your arm.I think a lot of it is cultural differences; for better or for worse. Asian dudes like to have their ego stroked. I saw that 20 years ago when I would go to G Clubs and see the local guys being fawned over by the gals who were feeding their egos. Most Western guys could care less about that and would rather not waste money for that. The scene has changed. It is far more Asian now, and rightly so; there are more Asians participating in the scene than Westerners. The gals shift to accommodate their customer and many Asians are uncomfortable with gals who are forward and uber sl $tty. There are almost no places in LOS that cater to Westerners. Soi 6 does as do a few GoGos. Dollhouse comes to mind. It's still pretty off the hook at times and has a manager that knows how to cater to farangs.
Is this really the right thread on this forum? I thought it was Stupid Shit not The Real Truth. Hear! Hear! Hear! She is only for my own pleasure and I don't give a shit if anyone else even knows about it.To be fair it was a reply chain from MP's "Stupid Shit". Thankfully there are more logical level headed writers around.
I see a lot of Farangs at airport with pretty ordinary looking Thai girls. These are likely chosen for character qualities and not beauty.
When I want a girl just for fucking purposes, I want a really good looking one. Can't be bothered with just a piece of meat. Looks is part of the sexual excitement.
And a big part for me. Maybe I somehow got conditioned by only looking at stunners in Erotic Arty videos.
Can't be bother looking at porn with ugly or obvious exaggerated surgeries girls, or performing extreme ugly acts. Does nothing for me.
I am a guy who likes pretty face, stunning ass, slim thighs, and beautiful pussy too. If girl is not good in these categories, cuts my interest.
Trophy and showing off thinking seems weird, since mostly we are trying to be not seen mongering by anyone that knows us.
Also I do very few different girls in total, so not about notches, and not about "fear of missing out" to try something else.
More like the best alternative available at the time and just a little variety (some big tits some small), some different skill levels.
I hardly utilise recommended girls at all, Never had any regular girl based on a recommendation, more so recommended places, and particularly by those who share similar taste, such as Natty B for example.
Even I like to watch really beautiful naked girls giggling, I even cut back my gogo bar attendance greatly to be maybe only 1 or 2 visits per month, mainly just going to regular girls. There are good cheaper options, such as private arrangements where no bar visit is necessary. I think I will suggest private meet for my Shark girl too to save wasting time and money in the bar. It has no naked dancing! LOL I don't even drink alcohol normally. So really Shark bar has no attraction other than to BF the girl. If I want to just chat to a girl, there are pubs. I can't be bothered going to Crazy House any more. Just went too far downhill, too much surgeries, and no regular girls there any more.
I can confine Gogo bar visits to when hunting for new regular girls now, and only because they have better looking girls than MPs, and can spend time to check chemistry.
Pointy Stick
11-05-18, 07:47
USD $300 is nearing $400 Australian for me. You can get a stunning European girl for that price in Sydney who has been fully reviewed which takes the risk out. I'm not going to rip into Monkeypaw for this attitude because its something a lot of younger guys have to pursue; external validation. It's also utterly pointless and something guy's grow out of with maturity (or not).
I'm in BKK right now and I've decided to stay with the PMP's on Soi 24 at 2000 k. Asian MP's are very cheap in Sydney so its a bit pointless now I realise.
Very few people paid more than the standard back in the day. And even if you did, everyone could afford it. ST was 1 k, and that was 25 USD. BF were 400 in Cowboy and drinks were 80 Baht. You could have a very good night for 50 USD. So what if you spent an extra 500 (12 USD) on the gal or on drinks. I mean FFS, if you want to have a really big night in the GoGos and then partake today, you are talking 10 K Baht. Over 300 USD. Sorry, that's a lot of money no matter how you slice is. And yes, there are some smug dudes who are glad that others can't afford it; shame that sort is here. I know almost no residents who hit the GoGos anymore. It's just a waste.
There was almost no competition, very little ego, and it was very relaxed and fun a decade ago. The opposite of what you see today.
Crocodilexp
11-05-18, 08:17
Stand outside and you'd be propositioned more times than you could count. It was truly amazing. The proverbial shooting fish in a barrel. It required little to no effort to find a looker who was fun. And that was great. In fact that was the entire point. Thousands of gals to choose from, none more than 25 USD. It was the anthesis of exclusive, and that is what made it great. We were very spoiled.Well said. Thailand until 2010 or so was a sight to behold. I truly enjoyed that aspect of no Farang men having to struggle or fight to outdo each other, there was more than enough pussy for everyone, even the least attractive (in every aspect) among us. That was something unique and liberating in Thailand at that time, which I'm afraid might not be repeated anywhere during our lifetimes. The question on my mind was "which interesting Thai girl do I pick tonight", rather than "I hope I finally come across someone decent", or that awful western "how do I get laid, hope I get lucky".
Personally, I think those times have spoiled me to the point that I refuse to go to places where you're supposed to act, spend lavishly and try to outdo other men to get the girl, even if girls are relatively plentiful and attractive. The contempt for the "I'm a big shot and I can get any girl here" types still remains. In the old times, the answer was "sure you can, and so can the fat elderly Fritz there in the corner, if he manages to stumble back to his hotel."
Post are not review by Admin on a first come, first look basis. However, once reviewed they do get posted on the forum on the order received. So, it is common to see a post that was send after your getting posted, but later once yours is posted, it will appear in the right order. Also, timing differences can be explained by the fact that Admin is not on the same time zone as everyone posting.This might all be true but it was not my point. Posts from senior members should be visible immediately because they are not reviewed. So my guess is there's something going on when the posts of a senior member are not immediately visible.
This might all be true but it was not my point. Posts from senior members should be visible immediately because they are not reviewed. So my guess is there's something going on when the posts of a senior member are not immediately visible.There are senior members post that do not get posted right away. Because they have been bad boys arguing and name calling, their posts are subject to review before being posted.
Franciscass
11-05-18, 10:05
This might all be true but it was not my point. Posts from senior members should be visible immediately because they are not reviewed. So my guess is there's something going on when the posts of a senior member are not immediately visible.As I understand it some members are on a review list. I know I am after myself and the scot who ran DR BJ had some unruly exchanges a while back. That was a long time ago and although I have been a good boy since apparently once on this watch list its permanent. My posts sometimes appear first time on page 2, it depends on many postings there were after yours and how long the moderator took to review. Otherwise I understand your posts are visible immediately.
There are senior members post that do not get posted right away. Because they have been bad boys arguing and name calling, their posts are subject to review before being posted.Not true. I've never been arguing with anyone and my posts are still being reviewed by admin before appearing on the forum.
Well said. Thailand until 2010 or so was a sight to behold. I truly enjoyed that aspect of no Farang men having to struggle or fight to outdo each other, there was more than enough pussy for everyone, even the least attractive (in every aspect) among us. That was something unique and liberating in Thailand at that time, which I'm afraid might not be repeated anywhere during our lifetimes. The question on my mind was "which interesting Thai girl do I pick tonight", rather than "I hope I finally come across someone decent", or that awful western "how do I get laid, hope I get lucky".
Personally, I think those times have spoiled me to the point that I refuse to go to places where you're supposed to act, spend lavishly and try to outdo other men to get the girl, even if girls are relatively plentiful and attractive. The contempt for the "I'm a big shot and I can get any girl here" types still remains. In the old times, the answer was "sure you can, and so can the fat elderly Fritz there in the corner, if he manages to stumble back to his hotel."Very well stated. Could not agree more. Sadly, you are correct. There will never be another place like that in our lifetimes. It is just way to much work to find something decent and there is always a compromise, either looks or performance; I won't even mention money as just about every encounter is poor value for money at present.
I just can't be bothered with those types of places and people either. Nothing brings on more of cringe then someone boasting about what they paid or what they are able to pay. And it's awful that has become part of the scene. Competing for working girls. I can't help but chuckle. It was the gals that were competing for us. And that is exactly the way it should be.
Monkeypaw Tip #1 of the Day: I just wanted to take a brief moment to do the "Monkeypaw does care" type of thing, by helping remind some folks on here, that we are now in the year 2018, with 2019 fast approaching around the corner. Yes sir, that means nobody collects beanie babies anymore, the Spice Girls are not hot, the Macarena is dead, and if you are still wearing a Members Only jacket, you might be the last member to do so. Good idea to keep updating your software, no matter how old and tired your phone is.
Monkeypaw Tip #2 of the Day: There is a difference between confidence with a hint of swagger versus egotistical mixed with arrogance. Those with confidence and swagger have proven track history and have no problem with sharing their success. Their swagger is the real deal only if they back it up. Those who are egotistical, are often hiding, self inflated, and have accomplished little that can even be proven. They too like to give advice as well. But it lacks any details and therefore lacks evidence. Pretty much it's what us Asian folks call "all talk and no wok. ".
Monkeypaw Tip #3 of the Day: I borrowed this one from Confucious who says "it's not wise to accept any "mouth watering" recipes from those who eat their own wet poo poo. " Definitely words to live by, just saying.
P.S. Just wondering if anybody can sense the change in teddy? Call it a transformation of sorts. Pathway.
Monkeypaw Tip #1 of the Day: I just wanted to take a brief moment to do the "Monkeypaw does care" type of thing, by helping remind some folks on here, that we are now in the year 2018, with 2019 fast approaching around the corner. Yes sir, that means nobody collects beanie babies anymore, the Spice Girls are not hot, the Macarena is dead, and if you are still wearing a Members Only jacket, you might be the last member to do so. Good idea to keep updating your software, no matter how old and tired your phone is.
Monkeypaw Tip #2 of the Day: There is a difference between confidence with a hint of swagger versus egotistical mixed with arrogance. Those with confidence and swagger have proven track history and have no problem with sharing their success. Their swagger is the real deal only if they back it up. Those who are egotistical, are often hiding, self inflated, and have accomplished little that can even be proven. They too like to give advice as well. But it lacks any details and therefore lacks evidence. Pretty much it's what us Asian folks call "all talk and no wok. ".
Monkeypaw Tip #3 of the Day: I borrowed this one from Confucious who says "it's not wise to accept any "mouth watering" recipes from those who eat their own wet poo poo. " Definitely words to live by, just saying.
P.S. Just wondering if anybody can sense the change in teddy? Call it a transformation of sorts. Pathway.Nose is different. Biggest change is the shirt. What does the new logo represent?
Beijing4987
11-06-18, 00:56
Now it's been explained to us. George W. Bush #43 described "swagger" It's called "walking" in Texas.
Now it's been explained to us. George W. Bush #43 described "swagger" It's called "walking" in Texas.Yeah. And we know what an amazingly accomplished president worthy of swagger W was.
The best I have seen is either Vasu near Soi 7/1 or the top of the escalator to Asok BTS. Vasu insists on a copy of your PP. All others I have been to will accept your drivers license. The ones at the airport like everything at the airport is not fair and expensive.
RL.Actually the best place that I know of is above Thermae, to the right of the open air restaurant, but only during daytime hours before 4 pm. They are closed Sundays. No ID required, better rates, plus an extra 1000 will get you her phone number and an appointment that evening. Or else you can just wait until the weekend late afternoons, when she works Soi 6 as well. Either way, 1000 gets you a happy birthday like it's your first one.
Pointy Stick
11-06-18, 09:37
Monkeypaw Tip #2 of the Day: There is a difference between confidence with a hint of swagger versus egotistical mixed with arrogance. Those with confidence and swagger have proven track history and have no problem with sharing their success. Their swagger is the real deal only if they back it up. Those who are egotistical, are often hiding, self inflated, and have accomplished little that can even be proven. They too like to give advice as well. But it lacks any details and therefore lacks evidence. Pretty much it's what us Asian folks call "all talk and no wok.Shake head emoji.
Coffee shops. Amari Hotel.
Blanquiceleste
11-06-18, 13:52
Going by the last 2 dozen posts or so, I think its time to set up a thread called Reminiscing the Old Days. That would keep this thread as stupid as it was intended to be. Hmm?
Actually the best place that I know of is above Thermae, to the right of the open air restaurant, but only during daytime hours before 4 pm. They are closed Sundays. No ID required, better rates, plus an extra 1000 will get you her phone number and an appointment that evening. Or else you can just wait until the weekend late afternoons, when she works Soi 6 as well. Either way, 1000 gets you a happy birthday like it's your first one.Dee Money corner of Soi 8 has the best rates in the Suk area. If you want to trudge to Chit Lom, then the green SuperRich is the best in the city.
Dee Money corner of Soi 8 has the best rates in the Suk area. If you want to trudge to Chit Lom, then the green SuperRich is the best in the city.They are all within a few baht of each other.
Dee Money corner of Soi 8 has the best rates in the Suk area. If you want to trudge to Chit Lom, then the green SuperRich is the best in the city.If anyone is short of baht late at night and want to change foreign currency all these places are closed. But there is still the exchanges in the Arab quarter that are open very late, in the alley between soi 5 and the Muslim restaurants. These are the small shops that look like they are selling phone numbers, they don't advertise as money exchanges, you have to ask them at what is the rate for your currency. I've always had a little better rate in one of these shops than Vasu or super rich, and as far as I remember never been asked to produce an ID also.
Actually the best place that I know of is above Thermae, to the right of the open air restaurant, but only during daytime hours before 4 pm. They are closed Sundays. No ID required, better rates, plus an extra 1000 will get you her phone number and an appointment that evening. Or else you can just wait until the weekend late afternoons, when she works Soi 6 as well. Either way, 1000 gets you a happy birthday like it's your first one.When was this pic taken? It looks like some of these girls are good looking, particularly number 4 from left looks very good. Nowadays are there really girls like this in soi 6 bars?
Banana Boi
11-06-18, 23:41
When was this pic taken? It looks like some of these girls are good looking, particularly number 4 from left looks very good. Nowadays are there really girls like this in soi 6 bars?Photo is recent. This is Lust bar. Imo 4th from the left with the silver shoes is the only nice one in that photo. I attached another photo of her. Lust has 2 pretty girls that I have yet to see their photos on the net. Still lots of overweight uglies as all soi 6 bars have. Imo the prettiest girl on soi 6 works at Lust. She was busy the other day with a Japanese guy or I would have grabbed her. It is one of the few bars on soi 6 catering the Japanese. Lots of bell ringing the other day to buy all girls in the bar a drink. I swear this is how the uglies survive.
Soi 6 talent is very high this week for soi 6. At 1000 baht there are many choices for everyone on a budget.
Photo is recent. This is Lust bar. Imo 4th from the left with the silver shoes is the only nice one in that photo. I attached another photo of her. I agree too (shock shock). Thanks for the better view. Even her nose job looks pretty decent. LOL Rare I like the same girl as you, but an obvious class above the others. There seemed to a lot of fatties in the group shot. Still it is pretty normal for a bar to have just 1 or 2 really nice looking girls in amongst the "riff raff" and some bars have zero good looking girls.
I don't do a lot of Oily MP girls in Bangkok any more, because only found one close to this good looking in the last 2 years. Does not mean it's impossible but probably requires a lot of leg work because web pics often make girls look far better than reality. Despite the hatred of bars by many, at least can find the odd girl with a pretty face and a good body. For some the face does not seem to matter, so in that case they have many candidates.
Interesting you mention a bar suitable for Japanese. In Bangkok so many bars are now full of Asian customers, and only the odd 1 or 2 Farangs seen in there. Expats bars are now rather few and tend to be the low surgeries bars with more traditional Thai looks. Then there are bars that cater for both Farangs and East Asians with a good mix, but I fear these are dwindling.
They are all within a few baht of each other.Actually all within a few satang of each other. Only worth traipsing around if you are going to exchange a bundle.
I agree too (shock shock). Thanks for the better view. Even her nose job looks pretty decent. LOL Rare I like the same girl as you, but an obvious class above the others.
Photo is recent. This is Lust bar. Imo 4th from the left with the silver shoes is the only nice one in that photo. I attached another photo of her. Lust has 2 pretty girls that I have yet to see their photos on the net. Still lots of overweight uglies as all soi 6 bars have. Imo the prettiest girl on soi 6 works at Lust. She was busy the other day with a Japanese guy or I would have grabbed her.Man both of you guys have been doing this longer than I have and are older than me. She has a cute face and that's about it. You can tell she has had a kid from the photo and probably bad baby damage from the way her stomach sits and is shaped. I would guess a Cesarean sec. Plus there is no center cleavage which suggest she has no boobs whatsoever, and that's all padding in the bra. She's has nice long legs, but very skinny. Come on, tell me you can pick up on these clues? I pay attention to the details to the 9's. Call it Monkeypaw intuition. But for 1000, it's okay. If that girl knew about Thermae, she would be rich!
I agree too (shock shock). Thanks for the better view. Even her nose job looks pretty decent. LOL Rare I like the same girl as you, but an obvious class above the others. There seemed to a lot of fatties in the group shot. Still it is pretty normal for a bar to have just 1 or 2 really nice looking girls in amongst the "riff raff" and some bars have zero good looking girls.How can you tell from only one and not really sharp picture that this girl had a nose job? You really have an obsession and see nose jobs everywhere LOL.
And where are the fatties? I see four girls that have some overweight but they are not fat IMO. Many girls in Pattaya are much fatter than these ones.
However I know you like them skinny.
Actually the best place that I know of is above Thermae, to the right of the open air restaurant, but only during daytime hours before 4 pm. They are closed Sundays. No ID required, better rates, plus an extra 1000 will get you her phone number and an appointment that evening. Or else you can just wait until the weekend late afternoons, when she works Soi 6 as well. Either way, 1000 gets you a happy birthday like it's your first one.FWIW I have been reading about whether MP is for real or just an entertaining storyteller. Now I am leaning towards you being mostly real. This is the exact place (above Thermae) that I change my money. No lines, good rates & don't have to show ID. Have not tried dating the counter woman though, I mean you can just ask her out? I don't speak Thai so never tried it. Kudos to you man.
Pretend for a minute, that on your way to let's say Walking Street and you saw a group of dinosaurs huddled on the beach reenacting "2 Girls One Cup. " All they did was poo every where and passed it around to each other mouth by mouth. For most of us, seeing these drongos share their own crap for a meal, is first vomit, ignore, and then walk across the street to avoid. But that's for those who fear, believe in live and let live, and want to avoid conflict, which is not always the better thing to do. For others who want the world a better place, an "attempted" correction is always in order. You can do it in one of two ways. Let's take a look at the first approach which is mild and smooth. I like this method when I'm short on time and don't want to waste too much of it. I call this the Mr. E 2 DaPoint approach. Just tell them "Yo, eating kaka is no good for you. It is gross and will make you sick. Food is the way it's supposed to work and 7-11 has plenty of it. " Very straight forward, cuts to the chase, offers simple obvious facts to prove a point, and even suggests a solution. But these are dinosaurs, who could care less, and they just growl back Grrrr!
So another way of dealing with them is a bit more sophisticated, and requires a bit of time and savviness. I like to call this, the Blanq Slate approach. Talk to them as if they don't know any better, perhaps know nothing at all. Even if it means you have to use examples, analogies, metaphors, or simple nursery rhymes to show them the errs of their way and of course, with "some reasoning. " But this only works if they were able to evolve. I often attempt this approach as well, but realize quickly, that I am working at levels beyond their understanding. Just because we share one Earth, doesn't mean we come from the same world. Not all the doorways that life has to offer can be opened by every just because it can breathe. Breathing does not equate to life. Think about that. Anyways, dinosaurs are what they are, because they refuse change and did not adapt. They are mindless, weak spirited, and truth, logic, and reality means little to them. So relax in knowing, without them, there is no you. All one has to do is throw in some condescending humor with the Blanq Slate approach, it shows that you are serious about them being entertainment for all to enjoy.
Then there, of course, is the Monkeypaw way of doing things. Buy them food, maybe some chocolate Fuddy Buddy bars, because Monkeypaw thinks talk is very cheap. Then throw it at them like ping pong balls at Go Go bar. The dinosaurs either get happy or mad, thankful or ungrateful, but eventually one or more amongst them, will pick up the message being sent. They have a single purpose in life, which is to eventually disappear, and nobody will ever know why. So for the time being, it is just entertainment because of their mindlessness. The less brain, the easier it is to lose control of emotions, and the reactions become apparent. Think of it as if you just said, without yelling, to a crowd, in a normal behind the keyboard voice, "Hey dumbass," but it wasn't directed to anyone specific. So what does it say about any of the folks who react, turn around, or reply back, "Where you talking to me?" It means you got one, that inner spirit of theirs knows it's being talked to, and wants to come out. Control their emotions, control their actions. Learn to do that and you will get to play them like pieces on a chess board.
Soi 6 talent is very high this week for soi 6. At 1000 baht there are many choices for everyone on a budget.What do you get on soi 6 for 1000 Bth, shower + oil massage? Short time with one pop? .
Mr Enternational
11-07-18, 18:09
FWIW I have been reading about whether MP is for real or just an entertaining storyteller. Now I am leaning towards you being mostly real. This is the exact place (above Thermae) that I change my money. No lines, good rates & don't have to show ID. Have not tried dating the counter woman though, I mean you can just ask her out? I don't speak Thai so never tried it. Kudos to you man.LOL. How are you leaning towards him being for real when other people like BB who have been posting for years have actually hung out with the guy? Of course he is fucking for real! Nobody that has hung out with him has accused him of not being for real.
Robert Long
11-07-18, 19:54
Pretend for a minute, that on your way to let's say Walking Street and you saw a group of dinosaurs huddled on the beach reenacting "2 Girls One Cup. " All they did was poo every where and passed it around to each other mouth by mouth. For most of us, seeing these drongos share their own crap for a meal, is first vomit, ignore, and then walk across the street to avoid. But that's for those who fear, believe in live and let live, and want to avoid conflict, which is not always the better thing to do. For others who want the world a better place, an "attempted" correction is always in order. You can do it in one of two ways. Let's take a look at the first approach which is mild and smooth. I like this method when I'm short on time and don't want to waste too much of it. I call this the Mr. E 2 DaPoint approach. Just tell them "Yo, eating kaka is no good for you. It is gross and will make you sick. Food is the way it's supposed to work and 7-11 has plenty of it. " Very straight forward, cuts to the chase, offers simple obvious facts to prove a point, and even suggests a solution. But these are dinosaurs, who could care less, and they just growl back Grrrr!
So another way of dealing with them is a bit more sophisticated, and requires a bit of time and savviness. I like to call this, the Blanq Slate approach. Talk to them as if they don't know any better, perhaps know nothing at all. Even if it means you have to use examples, analogies, metaphors, or simple nursery rhymes to show them the errs of their way and of course, with "some reasoning. " But this only works if they were able to evolve. I often attempt this approach as well, but realize quickly, that I am working at levels beyond their understanding. Just because we share one Earth, doesn't mean we come from the same world. Not all the doorways that life has to offer can be opened by every just because it can breathe. Breathing does not equate to life. Think about that. Anyways, dinosaurs are what they are, because they refuse change and did not adapt. They are mindless, weak spirited, and truth, logic, and reality means little to them. So relax in knowing, without them, there is no you. All one has to do is throw in some condescending humor with the Blanq Slate approach, it shows that you are serious about them being entertainment for all to enjoy.
Then there, of course, is the Monkeypaw way of doing things. Buy them food, maybe some chocolate Fuddy Buddy bars, because Monkeypaw thinks talk is very cheap. Then throw it at them like ping pong balls at Go Go bar. The dinosaurs either get happy or mad, thankful or ungrateful, but eventually one or more amongst them, will pick up the message being sent. They have a single purpose in life, which is to eventually disappear, and nobody will ever know why. So for the time being, it is just entertainment because of their mindlessness. The less brain, the easier it is to lose control of emotions, and the reactions become apparent. Think of it as if you just said, without yelling, to a crowd, in a normal behind the keyboard voice, "Hey dumbass," but it wasn't directed to anyone specific. So what does it say about any of the folks who react, turn around, or reply back, "Where you talking to me?" It means you got one, that inner spirit of theirs knows it's being talked to, and wants to come out. Control their emotions, control their actions. Learn to do that and you will get to play them like pieces on a chess board.Talk about eating shit. I watched the documentary about the billionaire anti virus inventor, John MacAfee. He sold out and moved to Belize. One of his desires that he did daily was to have his ladies sit in a webbed chair with a hole cut in it. He had them shit in his mouth. The ladies give testimony to this in the doc. Very interesting if you have an hour to spare. I think it was on Netflix or YouTube.
Proof that a genius can be as stupid as hell. I thought, as anyone would, that when the girls were talking about a hanging web chair it was the "Tijuana spinning basket job", we used to get when visiting Tijuana, and in Viet Nam. Each to his own I guess.
RL.
Mr Enternational
11-07-18, 20:09
I thought, as anyone would, that when the girls were talking about a hanging web chair it was the "Tijuana spinning basket job", we used to get when visiting Tijuana, and in Viet Nam. Each to his own I guess.LOL. I saw the show and was thinking the same thing as you were. I went to Belize for scuba diving a few months ago and was thinking why the hell would someone move here.
Banana Boi
11-07-18, 20:26
But for 1000, it's okay. If that girl knew about Thermae, she would be rich!Of course I can see everything you pointed out but I posted a soi 6 girl who imo was the best one in a photo you posted. Correct me if you think another girl in that photo has a better face. You know we don't have the same taste in girls. For 1000 baht that's a half decent find. All girls on soi 6 have some flaw like baby damage, bad teeth. It's why they are there and not taking 5 to 7 k from an Asian tourist. If she were in Tantra she would just be one of the girls and not even in the top 10 lookers but on soi 6 she's a star looks wise.
She's has nice long legs, but very skinny. Come on, tell me you can pick up on these clues? I pay attention to the details to the 9's. Call it Monkeypaw intuition. But for 1000, it's okay. If that girl knew about Thermae, she would be rich!Sure I can see her belly is not perfect. No tits. I do prefer quite skinny girls, with sometimes quite small tits. Small A cups don't bother me if not badly shaped. Under such a bra, I cannot tell, which is why I am normally not choosing girls dressed like this. I prefer to see them more exposed.
Most of my regular girls have had a baby, so I don't rule them out, unless damage is too ugly. Generally girls with baby are not so dick scared.
She was still clearly the pick of the group in the photo, particularly due to a cute face.
It is rare we see stunners from Pattaya posted. So this girl was prettier than most.
What do you get on soi 6 for 1000 Bth, shower + oil massage? Short time with one pop? .There are no massages from the girls on Soi 6. Just one fuck for 1000 baht to the girl. Room charge is separate.
Talk about eating shit. I watched the documentary about the billionaire anti virus inventor, John MacAfee. He sold out and moved to Belize. One of his desires that he did daily was to have his ladies sit in a webbed chair with a hole cut in it. He had them shit in his mouth. The ladies give testimony to this in the doc. Very interesting if you have an hour to spare. I think it was on Netflix or YouTube.
Proof that a genius can be as stupid as hell. I thought, as anyone would, that when the girls were talking about a hanging web chair it was the "Tijuana spinning basket job", we used to get when visiting Tijuana, and in Viet Nam. Each to his own I guess.
RL.I've been to Tijuana quite often over the past twenty years. What is the spinning basket job? I've never heard of it. Is it like the red rope trick done in Shanghai and other parts of China? I might add Tijuana isn't half bad these days. Selection of girls is pretty decent. But short time there is still really short time.
For 1000 baht that's a half decent find.Half decent? It's one of the best finds in the history of soi 6. That soi is tough to find good girls and when you do, you had better move quickly or someone else will take them. She has an as good or better face than any girl I have ever seen MP post. I'm not much into her stomach or her scrawny body, but she's a good looking girl.
Nobody that has hung out with him has accused him of not being for real.Who would wish to hang out with a such a supercilious.... ? Makes me think out of president Trump. Is he for real too? Yeh , sort of.
FWIW I have been reading about whether MP is for real or just an entertaining storyteller.
Who would wish to hang out with a such a supercilious.... ? Makes me think out of president Trump. Is he for real too? Yeh , sort of.Just like trump he's a real storyteller LOL. But just like Trump not entertaining, unless he makes a fool of himself.
I think what it comes down to is the simple fact that the entire scene is just not that fun anymore. And no, that's not a function of age. When I was in my mid 30's, the dudes in their 50's and 60's were having just as much fun as I was. Now instead of fun; it's a lot of work. And that defeats the purpose IMHO.
I think what it comes down to is the simple fact that the entire scene is just not that fun anymore. And no, that's not a function of age. When I was in my mid 30's, the dudes in their 50's and 60's were having just as much fun as I was. Now instead of fun; it's a lot of work. And that defeats the purpose IMHO.I started out in bars when bargirls were dirt cheap for LT booking (1991), then using Soapies a lot, then moved to Oilies about 10 years back, now hardly do Soapies. Something went wrong. Hardly do Oilies now. The standard of girls looks seemed to decline. Find a girl, she doesn't last. Now I am struggling to have fun in bars any more. Overrun by surgeries, Coyotes and Ladyboys. Many bars overrun by Asians (very few Farangs liking the place any more). If I do have fun it is going to cost a lot. So finally I feel I must gradually moving into semi-retirement from mongering. Lost the appetite to go look for exciting new girls.
I mean I go to Billboard recently and see 3 hot girls. In old days I would have felt very positive and just go for it. Now feel like what are my chances of a great time? More likely I will waste the time and money. So much easier to just go and get known girls.
5 years ago I was disagreeing in that I could still find a good time. Crazy House was just opened (and was good for me). LOL Before that I always had a wild time in Sheba. I had the odd special favourite girl in Sukhumvit shops. Now I don't disagree any more. Levels of pessimism get worse. Can't get a good time girl from Thermae or La Belle. What is wrong with me? LOL I can find a good girl somewhere but the success rates keep declining. Need to take plenty of time to check chemistry levels. Maybe just trying to get girls too pretty that are well out of my league.
Still now I know if need a cheap fuck, can go get Pin (ex Boss) cheaply on Soi 4 after 6 PM, if all my regulars not available. Probably still can be fun. Even got her Line detail this time. Face not quite my spec but saucy, and body pretty curvy. Best of all, she prefers Farangs.
There is little doubt in my mind that the golden era was 20 to 40 years ago, before smartphones, before surgeries everywhere, before the Japanese take over of Bangkok mongering for foreigners, before the prevalence of young girls getting fat on junk food. I guess Farangs were considered awesome back then and some of the young Thai girls were awesome to me too. It hurt so much to lose the best girls back then.
I probably was slow to get disgruntled due to being away a lot, and being less demanding for service. LOL However getting a good GFE has always been a requirement.
There has to be no doubt in my mind that the attitude of hookers has declined. If they are very good looking, they seem to believe they don't have to try that hard to please. The money comes to them too easy, perhaps. There exceptions with a good ethic of course.
Peek time was 87 to 90's then its all downhill since then. If you follow bangkokeyes and stickman you can see what's happening now. Very hard work and expensive for a clinical quick time screw. Better places to go now.
Who would wish to hang out with a such a supercilious.... ? Makes me think out of president Trump. Is he for real too? Yeh , sort of.I think he is not like that in person, otherwise people will be pissed too.
For all I can tell, MP is pretty generous with his time and knowledge to BMs, new and old. I remember when I was young, my best friends and I used to tease each other to get on each other's nerves. He is young, I just look at it that way, no harm done.
I Many bars overrun by Asians (very few Farangs liking the place any more). If I do have fun it is going to cost a lot. So finally I feel I must gradually moving into semi-retirement from mongering. Lost the appetite to go look for exciting new girls.
Rumor has it that there will be a Korean owned go go bar open on the third floor of Nana plaza, what do you think about it?
Just like trump he's a real storyteller LOL. But just like Trump not entertaining, unless he makes a fool of himself.And just like Trump, his ego is so fragile and his inferiority complex so deep, it is not enough for him to merely praise himself and his methods as in, "This is how I do it. It works great for me! Give it a try". No, he must also try to convince his cult followers that everyone else is full of shit and their suggested methods should only be dismissed and ignored. That is why the most blatant hogwash in his posts, if not he himself, is so worthy of push back.
Blanquiceleste
11-08-18, 16:52
Just like trump he's a real storyteller LOL. But just like Trump not entertaining, unless he makes a fool of himself.
And just like Trump, his ego is so fragile and his inferiority complex so deep, it is not enough for him to merely praise himself and his methods as in, "This is how I do it. It works great for me! Give it a try". No, he must also try to convince his cult followers that everyone else is full of shit and their suggested methods should only be dismissed and ignored. That is why the most blatant hogwash in his posts, if not he himself, is so worthy of push back.And our blind mice are back at it again. Nearly 3000 posts between the two. How many of them deliver true value one would wonder?
Speaking of suggested methods we have one here who believes that holding a medical certificate and peeing and washing with soap after BBFS is a safe way to keep off STDs. LOL. Senior members, hah!
And our blind mice are back at it again. Nearly 3000 posts between the two. How many of them deliver true value one would wonder?
Speaking of suggested methods we have one here who believes that holding a medical certificate and peeing and washing with soap after BBFS is a safe way to keep off STDs. LOL. Senior members, hah!"Safer than" are the key words. Seriously, you don't actually read any of the posts you trash talk about, right?
It is safer and a more effective way to ensure you will not catch or transmit an STD than really, really intending to use a condom but forgetting it, having it slip off, having it break, tear or fail, being too drunk to use one at all and so on.
Not reading all of MP's reports, now that he has learned from the seniors here that overpaying for standard fare (lick around the edges, if that, slip on a cover and proceed) is not a particularly impressive achievement unless there is at least something special on offer and, therefore, now his reports are sprinkled with accounts of getting BBBJ+CIM+Swallow and BBFS, has he ever mentioned having a recent "medical certificate" in his possession or anything else before or after engaging in those things?
You're his #1 cult follower, so I am sure you must know.
I've been to Tijuana quite often over the past twenty years. What is the spinning basket job? I've never heard of it. Is it like the red rope trick done in Shanghai and other parts of China? I might add Tijuana isn't half bad these days. Selection of girls is pretty decent. But short time there is still really short time.Funny thing. You mentioned Tijuana. I'm in Tijuana now. I'm from Hong Kong, ran into Lew Ashby at Hong Club, met a Mexican blonde haired dancer by the name of Tokyo at Hong Kong. The very next day Lew goes to Tokyo, I follow on 12th to Tokyo, we all meet again in Pattaya after that. $100 bucks plus the room for 30 minutes of so so service sucks in Tijuana.
There are still Farangs well pleased, but some of us notice the decline.
I look at Girls sitting outside Dozo massage. Definitely average standard of look is superior. Some over weight yes and not my taste. However some look reasonably good. Saw customers come and go. Not one farang seen. Mostly Asian. As sex monger customers, have we been replaced? Are the better looking girls also better looking for Asians too? Not in all cases, however it seems that many of the better looking girls are working at MPs or bars dominated by Asian customers now (and I am ignoring those catering mainly for Thai).
Are we out numbered by Japanese Guys working here or here as sex tourists. All the odd numbered Sois from Asoke up seem to be Japanese or similar Asian dominated now.
I have stressed before I really now have to find girls that prefer Farang customers, or girls that Farangs choose and Asians don't, if I am to find the girls with the attitudes that match old times.
Where are the new hunting grounds the Japanese don't occupy?
What makes Japanese customers so much better? Is it just they spend much more money? Or are they more fun, or sexually less demanding?
Let's see now both my Shark girls have probably no Asian customers, only farangs, another regular is exotic type and has prefers Farangs (never fucks Thais), occasionally Asians maybe. I have a Lao girl that cannot speak English nor Japanese giving me a massive advantage. She has so few she can talk to. Yet at her MP she had a mix of Asian and Farang customers. Pretty face beyond the norm. My last Crazy House girl is tall slim and light skinned and could attract Japanese, I don't know. Maybe a bit too kooky and shy. LOL One Crazy girl I did a little in the past preferred Koreans, so for me her performance was not up to scratch. Makes sense, right?
All those girls that now prefer to do Japanese and Korean and other Asian guys have been cut out of our market. Maybe there is a large overlap between those and the surgeries girls. Why have gogo bar prices risen so fast and Oily MP prices stayed pretty much stagnant for last 10 years? But top soapies catering for a lot of Japanese rises have gone sky high?
Have I made a massive mistake here somewhere, or have we been replaced leaving us the girls that can only get Farangs, because Japanese aren't attracted? Then of course a large portion of the girls I can get, don't look exciting enough.
Sit somewhere Near Nana or Cowboy and compare the girls walking out with Farang and the girls walking out with Japanese customers. Which Look better? The Japan guys are with the best looking girls easily (lets forget the Ladyboys section). Sometimes I even think that girl looks so good, where did he find her? Did he barfine one of the top Coyotes?
Several factors count against us compared to 20 and 30 years ago. This factor was just one of them. Time to move to Yangon to find a place trapped in a former time somewhat?
25 to 27 years approx. ago had an amazing experience with a newbie bargirl, possibly from Pat Pong before Nana Plaza times. She enjoyed the sex so much, that she woke me up several times to have some more. Cost would have been 500 Baht for the night not including BF. Can't remember now if my stamina was great or not. Pre Viagra times. Never had that happen to me again. Never seem to find newbies quite that eager any more. Of course most girls don't want to do LT anyway. In those days, was sometimes hard to get rid of bargirls, they were having such a good time or easy time. They really did not want to leave at all. Hence the term arose "you pay the girl to leave". They would just hang with you for days if you did not make any attempt to have them go "home". Sometimes would be crying on leaving, or needing to know when they will see you next. Sometimes guys were weak and ended up being permanently stuck with those girls.
Rumor has it that there will be a Korean owned go go bar open on the third floor of Nana plaza, what do you think about it?Do I need to think about it? Will it pull the best girls out of Billboard and other bars? Not sure? Perhaps if Koreans are not that keen on surgeries, the best girls for me, might go there.
Obvious trend, if true. So many bars open and fail and close, maybe a Korean bar has more chance. Construction is happening in the back right hand corner right now maybe. It's a free market. I was allowed in RB4, but seriously few Farangs were in there. LOL.
Are we out numbered by Japanese Guys working here or here as sex tourists. All the odd numbered Sois from Asoke up seem to be Japanese or similar Asian dominated now.
I have stressed before I really now have to find girls that prefer Farang customers, or girls that Farangs choose and Asians don't, if I am to find the girls with the attitudes that match old times.
Where are the new hunting grounds the Japanese don't occupy?
What makes Japanese customers so much better? Is it just they spend much more money? Or are they more fun, or sexually less demanding?
Very interesting question this one. Just been 5 days in Pattaya and the picture is clear; Walking street is taken over by Asian customers. Very few farangs spotted in the top bars. Places like Windmill is the exception. The Farang has moved to LK Metro area. This area is really booming and gives high hopes for a continuation of what is lost in walking street. Walking street go-gos are almost all Koreans and Japanese these days. But in my opinion it is no problem; the go-gos and freelance standard around LK Metro is alive and well. Plenty of sexy girls and a good selection for all. In 5 days I only spotted 5 or 6 Koreans here, the rest is all farang. It is a great area and now much more interesting than WS area. For Bangkok it is a more mixed scene of course. Quite different from Pattaya.
Funny thing. You mentioned Tijuana. I'm in Tijuana now. I'm from Hong Kong, ran into Lew Ashby at Hong Club, met a Mexican blonde haired dancer by the name of Tokyo at Hong Kong. The very next day Lew goes to Tokyo, I follow on 12th to Tokyo, we all meet again in Pattaya after that. $100 bucks plus the room for 30 minutes of so so service sucks in Tijuana.I have partied with Lew in Pattaya and he is a great guy. You will have a ball with him. If you can find twins he will be very happy! Enjoy your travels.
RJ.
HorseTrader
11-08-18, 21:53
Funny thing. You mentioned Tijuana. I'm in Tijuana now. I'm from Hong Kong, ran into Lew Ashby at Hong Club, met a Mexican blonde haired dancer by the name of Tokyo at Hong Kong. The very next day Lew goes to Tokyo, I follow on 12th to Tokyo, we all meet again in Pattaya after that. $100 bucks plus the room for 30 minutes of so so service sucks in Tijuana.Funny thing, I'm in San Diego now but making almost daily trips to Tijuana. Drop me a PM and I'll buy you a beer at Hong Kong or wherever you prefer.
Time for a picture of a Mexican gal with tour teddy bear.
Wonder World
11-08-18, 22:47
....Not one farang seen. Mostly Asian. As sex monger customers, have we been replaced? ...Are we out numbered by Japanese Guys working here or here as sex tourists.....I have stressed before I really now have to find girls that prefer Farang customers, or girls that Farangs choose and Asians don't....Is it just they spend much more money?....Let's see now both my Shark girls have probably no Asian customers, only farangs.....But top soapies catering for a lot of Japanese rises have gone sky high.......or have we been replaced leaving us the girls that gets farangs. ....Several factors count against us compared to 20 and 30 years ago Let me first tell you that I am an humble Indian. I represent the huge community of brown skinned guys. Buy I'll request you all learned souls not to take this post as racial or fueled by anything close to envy.
In Thailand, there is a saying that goes as if you see a snake and an Indian, first kill the Indian and then the snake. This is because of how how some Indians have captured the big economic power houses in Thailand. Thai girls prefer to fuck all nationalities other than Indians. Bad luck for me. Neither I am one of those rich guys. But yet subjected to that racism.
I personally have no disrespect to my fellows from the west. Thai girls, so to say any girls in prostitution, has known the colour of money. So far, it's color was white. A guy from the west = money. Things have changed. East also started to have money. Japan to start with. China and India is not far behind. As I said, the Professional girls know the color of money. So they know the color of skin.
One thing about the west is that. They thought of colonizing first. Well before the peaceful east. They got an upper hand. . In money and thus the preference among Thai pros. But somewhere down the line they are going to loose it. Change is the only constant they say. So suit yourselves. And enjoy the time to the fullest till Thai pro girls realise it. Asians are coming. And Asians are going to flood Thailand. Bitter truth.
This is just my personal and humble thought. I don't invite any criticism.
Have a nice time when in Thailand.
Blanquiceleste
11-09-18, 01:00
"Safer than" are the key words. Seriously, you don't actually read any of the posts you trash talk about, right?
It is safer and a more effective way to ensure you will not catch or transmit an STD than really, really intending to use a condom but forgetting it, having it slip off, having it break, tear or fail, being too drunk to use one at all and so on. Gosh, this joker is so predictable. I received at least 20 PMs wagering a beer that there will be a lame ass defense to this poke. And here it is. Got to pay now for those beers, but it will be worth every single satang spent.
Not reading all of MP's reports, now that he has learned from the seniors here that overpaying for standard fare (lick around the edges, if that, slip on a cover and proceed) is not a particularly impressive achievement unless there is at least something special on offer and, therefore, now his reports are sprinkled with accounts of getting BBBJ+CIM+Swallow and BBFS, has he ever mentioned having a recent "medical certificate" in his possession or anything else before or after engaging in those things?If you believe in pushing back his so called tall claims then you should do a better job of reading the posts. Else your fans here will be disappointed that you are slacking on the job.
You're his #1 cult follower, so I am sure you must know.Are you sad you don't have one? And I would know, but I am sure you would not want to know. And if I told you, you would not believe it. A waste of time all around.
Blanquiceleste
11-09-18, 01:20
There are still Farangs well pleased, but some of us notice the decline.
I look at Girls sitting outside Dozo massage. Definitely average standard of look is superior. Some over weight yes and not my taste. However some look reasonably good. Saw customers come and go. Not one farang seen. Mostly Asian. As sex monger customers, have we been replaced? Are the better looking girls also better looking for Asians too? Not in all cases, however it seems that many of the better looking girls are working at MPs or bars dominated by Asian customers now (and I am ignoring those catering mainly for Thai).
Are we out numbered by Japanese Guys working here or here as sex tourists. All the odd numbered Sois from Asoke up seem to be Japanese or similar Asian dominated now.
I have stressed before I really now have to find girls that prefer Farang customers, or girls that Farangs choose and Asians don't, if I am to find the girls with the attitudes that match old times.
Where are the new hunting grounds the Japanese don't occupy?
What makes Japanese customers so much better? Is it just they spend much more money? Or are they more fun, or sexually less demanding?
Let's see now both my Shark girls have probably no Asian customers, only farangs, another regular is exotic type and has prefers Farangs (never fucks Thais), occasionally Asians maybe. I have a Lao girl that cannot speak English nor Japanese giving me a massive advantage. She has so few she can talk to. Yet at her MP she had a mix of Asian and Farang customers. Pretty face beyond the norm. My last Crazy House girl is tall slim and light skinned and could attract Japanese, I don't know. Maybe a bit too kooky and shy. LOL One Crazy girl I did a little in the past preferred Koreans, so for me her performance was not up to scratch. Makes sense, right?
All those girls that now prefer to do Japanese and Korean and other Asian guys have been cut out of our market. Maybe there is a large overlap between those and the surgeries girls. Why have gogo bar prices risen so fast and Oily MP prices stayed pretty much stagnant for last 10 years? But top soapies catering for a lot of Japanese rises have gone sky high?
Have I made a massive mistake here somewhere, or have we been replaced leaving us the girls that can only get Farangs, because Japanese aren't attracted? Then of course a large portion of the girls I can get, don't look exciting enough.
Sit somewhere Near Nana or Cowboy and compare the girls walking out with Farang and the girls walking out with Japanese customers. Which Look better? The Japan guys are with the best looking girls easily (lets forget the Ladyboys section). Sometimes I even think that girl looks so good, where did he find her? Did he barfine one of the top Coyotes?
Several factors count against us compared to 20 and 30 years ago. This factor was just one of them. Time to move to Yangon to find a place trapped in a former time somewhat?
25 to 27 years approx. ago had an amazing experience with a newbie bargirl, possibly from Pat Pong before Nana Plaza times. She enjoyed the sex so much, that she woke me up several times to have some more. Cost would have been 500 Baht for the night not including BF. Can't remember now if my stamina was great or not. Pre Viagra times. Never had that happen to me again. Never seem to find newbies quite that eager any more. Of course most girls don't want to do LT anyway. In those days, was sometimes hard to get rid of bargirls, they were having such a good time or easy time. They really did not want to leave at all. Hence the term arose "you pay the girl to leave". They would just hang with you for days if you did not make any attempt to have them go "home". Sometimes would be crying on leaving, or needing to know when they will see you next. Sometimes guys were weak and ended up being permanently stuck with those girls.Syzygies, pardon me for the unsolicited response here. I still hold you in high esteem as you make significant meaningful contributions to this board. Like the post yesterday about massage shops was illuminating.
I have replicated your entire post here because every single point here point in one direction only IMHO.
RESISTANCE TO CHANGE. You talk about an experience 25 to 27 years ago. It is simply unrealistic to expect that today. Isn't it? Let us be objective and fair here.
There are reports from plenty of elderly farangs on these threads who are visiting LOS today and are having a great time. Natty Bumpo is a star example. No one will debate here about Natty having a ball here every time he visits. Why is that? Because he has embraced the change and he plays the game the girls like to play. FL Hawk reported yesterday about his Day 1 in Pattaya. In his own words he had a great time at the clubs, but the takeaway did not work as planned (and that can happen to anyone). I could pick another dozen examples. FWIW I have been travelling to LOS since 1999. Have not missed a single year. And I still have a great time when I am on ground.
And in stark contrast we have a few people (I never ever thought you would be one of them, ever!) who continue to be dour and never miss an opportunity to complain about how terrible things have become compared to 20 years ago. Sure, its their life, and they are free to think and do as they please. Except that, such an attitude is not helping them get laid as much as they would like. Because a man who gets sex does not complain.
Sure, there are other factors like being a resident vs being a tourist. That is a huge factor IMHO.
So, my mantra is EMBRACE THE CHANGE. And I do believe results will follow. Peace out.
Syzygies, pardon me for the unsolicited response here. I still hold you in high esteem as you make significant meaningful contributions to this board. Like the post yesterday about massage shops was illuminating.
I have replicated your entire post here because every single point here point in one direction only IMHO.
RESISTANCE TO CHANGE. You talk about an experience 25 to 27 years ago. It is simply unrealistic to expect that today. Isn't it? Let us be objective and fair here.
For sure I have pointed out my own resistance to change.
I wanted the girls to have something the attitude they used have.
I wanted to get a relaxed GFE from the girl, or the attitude to have fun, rather than be tense and scared.
I wanted them to look like the same Thais they were 20 years ago, instead of the semi westernised look, with freaky noses. If you don't get the good attitude, a hooker is worthless.
I gave up hookers in home country years ago, because only 1 in 10 chance of a good time. I it gets that poor here, I would have to give up.
I always pretty much accepted the change in the prices, as that is critical. Others were less accepting of that. I always accepted pretty much which services the girls wants to provide, within limits. I don't get very excited by a girl that does not allw kissing, no DATY, no touching her pussy, and gives a crappy BJ as well. Then uses stiff straight legs to avoid penetration. How is one supposed to maintain a raging hard cock for that? LOL I resist accepting that I have to take girls away from the top of the looks pool.
Natty Bumpo and I are largely attracted to very similar girls. I like a large percentage of his girls. However they may not all like me, for one reason or another. Some did. We even had same regular girl in common by coincidence in the past, both at a bar and at an MP. To get as good as he does, is costing more than I might want to pay. E. g. Top Shelf girls at La Belle.
Natty is a bit more flexible about looks, but not a huge difference. I don't see him take any girls that are not very good looking. He has a lot more time available for the hobby research. LOL I don't hear about many failures for Natty, so is he fucking lucky, or girls take to his boisterous personality and perform better?
I noticed recently I could do a semi-starfish type girl okay Since she was at least cooperative rather than obstructive, and body very hot. Maybe some guys would not notice something was wrong. Maybe the girl would be more responsive with a younger more handsome guy.
So yes accept the high prices, fish for girls in cheaper categories, like Oilies and street walkers. Clearly we are all too stubborn to change, and say we don't want a GFE anymore. Also I am not going to change and say I want to try new girls instead of take my reliable regulars. All I can do is choose more carefully girls likely to like me, or showing the right signs of being interested. Be prepared to waste more money on so so girls. Take a mongering break for a few months to come back super hot for it.
We observe all the change, but we can't always like it. We can move on and find happier hunting grounds. Many guys moved to Cambodia years ago, or Laos. Probably was over simplification to assume was purely due to not having enough money.
If I was 20 years younger, I would be finding a higher percentage of the Thai girls are attractive, less fussy about the looks. The saying goes in Thailand that Farangs and Indians will take the girls no one else wants. Yet clearly Japanese have broader taste than me. They are liking a much higher percentage of the girls in Crazy House. They like girls I find very beautiful, they like very beautiful lady boys, they like weird looking high surgeries girls too. They don't take the darker skinned girls so much. Indians often take girls that are too over weight for me. Thai men seem to like girls not too slim, more voluptuous girls that look Chinese rather than Thai. I observed many Thais choosing in Soapies quite differently to myself. Who takes all the thick girls in MPs? It is not going to be me to suddenly start liking them.
I have a good diet, and weight reduced, but I cannot change my own decline. Maybe pay for skin improvement clinic, teeth veneers, dye my hair, get more fitness exercise. When I first came to Thailand I was taking girls 10 to 15 years younger. Do I still do that and take girls 45 to 50 YOs? No. They are generally not in good enough condition. GF reaches 39. Her body has finally started to decline from weight gain. She appears to be contented and letting it go now. Previously was very a hot body. Can I accept the change totally?
Embrace the Change:
I'm 64, fat and silly. To me short time is 3. 5 minutes and I don't want anyone, not even my 24 year old US girlfriend in my bed all night (although she really leaves me know choice and I will be stuck with that in the summers). I find only a certain type of girl attractive and I have found as many as I want. I have over 100 Line girls now, of which 20 I can call and schtupp. I have forgotten more about GoGos and strip clubs that some folks will ever know and have only been to 2 or three here this trip, once or twice a month. I go to Thermae for the freak show, I know I can pull anyone I want out of there as long as I am willing to pay for my 3. 5 minutes of fun. If I go to an MP, its for a massage. If I want a Fishbowl, Ill go upcountry and get one fresh in KK or Khorat. The only thing I really want right now is a real Russian, but I will take any Euro girl and may have to go to Khao San and use my charm.
My interests in Thailand have broadened over the past several years and it has more to offer me than just poontang. You young guys can fight with the Asians and Indians and worry about it, me, I'm content.
Funny thing. You mentioned Tijuana. I'm in Tijuana now. I'm from Hong Kong, ran into Lew Ashby at Hong Club, met a Mexican blonde haired dancer by the name of Tokyo at Hong Kong. The very next day Lew goes to Tokyo, I follow on 12th to Tokyo, we all meet again in Pattaya after that. $100 bucks plus the room for 30 minutes of so so service sucks in Tijuana.How's your Spanish? Certainly makes a difference when playing in Tijuana.
Syzygies, pardon me for the unsolicited response here. I still hold you in high esteem as you make significant meaningful contributions to this board. Like the post yesterday about massage shops was illuminating.
I have replicated your entire post here because every single point here point in one direction only IMHO.
RESISTANCE TO CHANGE. You talk about an experience 25 to 27 years ago. It is simply unrealistic to expect that today. Isn't it? Let us be objective and fair here.
There are reports from plenty of elderly farangs on these threads who are visiting LOS today and are having a great time. Natty Bumpo is a star example. No one will debate here about Natty having a ball here every time he visits. Why is that? Because he has embraced the change and he plays the game the girls like to play. FL Hawk reported yesterday about his Day 1 in Pattaya. In his own words he had a great time at the clubs, but the takeaway did not work as planned (and that can happen to anyone). I could pick another dozen examples. FWIW I have been travelling to LOS since 1999. Have not missed a single year. And I still have a great time when I am on ground.
And in stark contrast we have a few people (I never ever thought you would be one of them, ever!) who continue to be dour and never miss an opportunity to complain about how terrible things have become compared to 20 years ago. Sure, its their life, and they are free to think and do as they please. Except that, such an attitude is not helping them get laid as much as they would like. Because a man who gets sex does not complain.
Sure, there are other factors like being a resident vs being a tourist. That is a huge factor IMHO.
So, my mantra is EMBRACE THE CHANGE. And I do believe results will follow. Peace out.You are correct; a visitor and a resident are different, no matter how many times the visitor has come. It is a completely different agenda, set of standards, and set of expectations. Natty comes here from the sex starved US and goes wild for a couple of weeks. I would imagine that I would have an attitude more like his if I was a visitor. But I'm not; I live here. And when I moved here there were many aspects of the scene that were directed at farang expats because there were a lot of us here. At least half of the dudes I would meet in Cowboy especially were expats working of retired here. Yes, there are some foreign expats here now, but far fewer than there were 20 years ago and the new younger expat farang is far less likely to monger. So in turn the market does not cater to them. It caters to tourists pretty much exclusively. Back in the "day" if a bar did not take care of residents it would struggle during low season, which was really low in BKK. That is not the case anymore. FFS, there are farang couples who walk down Cowboy to have a drink and gawk.That would have been unthinkable. Seeing a Western woman in Cowboy in the late 90s was about as likely as seeing an iceberg in the Gulf of Thailand.
And for that matter, not all change is good. Personally as a long term resident I agree with Syz, there have been no positive changes in the Thailand P4 P scene in the last 10 years. So some questions: are there more gals about? are they giving better service? do they have better attitudes? what's their price? is it the same or less work to get them? I'll answer, the gals are bigger, less attractive, there are fewer of them, it's far more expensive, it is more work to find a good one, and overall the service level is a bit less.
Add in an extremely friendly cost of living in Thailand and you had one amazing place to live. All of this combined is why many of us moved here. Did we expect it not to change? Of course not. We were not daft. All of us knew it would change. However, we come from Western nations where the pace of change is far slower than that of a developing nation, and so did not expect such radical shifts in the things we so loved about the place in such a short period of time. Bangkok has changed more in the last 10 years than my home state in the US has in 30.
In addition, the longer one lives here, the more one's eyes change. My friend's wife once said, "when farangs first come to Thailand, their eyes don't work. " Then one day you are out and about and that Isaan look just doesn't do it for you any more. And the surgery to change that look is just as bad. You find yourself attracted to white skinned BKK gals you see in malls and in offices, and Chinese tourist gals with short shorts and slutty attitudes, then when you go have a look at the oilies, the GoGos, or the FLs you see these gals who are way too dark and many way to fat. Then you see 141 gals in HK for 1600 Baht who just blow the doors off the Thais and think WTF?
I could have sex every day here if I wanted, and if the scene was 50% of what is was 10 years ago, I probably would be an almost every day type of guy, even though I am in my 50s.
Mr Enternational
11-09-18, 09:29
A common theme I see about people that complain is bar / gogo, as if that is the only way to get a chick. I have a friend in his 60's that has lived in Pattaya 5 years. He fucks a different chick everyday and sometimes twice a day. Can't even get him to check out Philippines. He says but I haven't even fucked everybody here yet. He doesn't really go to bars but just meets chicks out and about everyday. He will give them 1000 or 1500 for ST.
No need to go into a gogo spending all kinds of money. Like in FL Hawk's report the other day. He went to a gogo and spent all kind on drinks and ended up taking a chick for ST 4000 baht including BF. When she went to put on her clothes she looked like a regular chick. Hell, to me they all look like regular chicks. I see no reason to wait until they put on a skimpy outfit and are around some flashy lights, to spend 3 or 4 times more to fuck them. To people that realize the gogo is not the only place to find a chick, not that much has changed. Even a guy posted in the Angeles thread the other day about what a great time he had. But while others were complaining about the bar scene, he found all his chicks online and had no complaints. Fuck those bars and gogos. The object is to get pussy, not pussy that only comes from a bar or gogo.
Funny thing. You mentioned Tijuana. I'm in Tijuana now. I'm from Hong Kong, ran into Lew Ashby at Hong Club, met a Mexican blonde haired dancer by the name of Tokyo at Hong Kong. The very next day Lew goes to Tokyo, I follow on 12th to Tokyo, we all meet again in Pattaya after that. $100 bucks plus the room for 30 minutes of so so service sucks in Tijuana.Interesting coincidence running into Lew and the girl named Tokyo at Hong Kong. Bet you could never get the girl to understand the irony of it. When in Tijuana, I split time between between HK and Adelitas with an occasional street girl thrown in. Goatscrot, Spanish is not necessary in Tijuana if you are doing short times. With the decline of Thailand in terms of girl quality and cost, Tijuana is a decent option for a short visit. Especially if, like me, you only live a few hours away. I may go to Tijuana for the day this Saturday.
I could have sex every day here if I wanted, and if the scene was 50% of what is was 10 years ago, I probably would be an almost every day type of guy, even though I am in my 50s.You are living in a city with 10 million people, or maybe even more these days. So there are millions of nice young women out there. Even if only 1% of them is available for P4 P (or free sex with no strings attached) you should be having a ball. But it's not 'point and shoot' anymore like it was before in the bars and in the streets. Unless you're willing to pay crazy prices.
I've said it before: you have to go on line if you want to find affordable girls these days. I know you don't like it and it takes more effort but that's the reality.
Look at EihTooms for example. He's also living in BKK and even older than you but he's still having a ball.
A common theme I see about people that complain is bar / gogo, as if that is the only way to get a chick. I have a friend in his 60's that has lived in Pattaya 5 years. He fucks a different chick everyday and sometimes twice a day. Can't even get him to check out Philippines. He says but I haven't even fucked everybody here yet. He doesn't really go to bars but just meets chicks out and about everyday. He will give them 1000 or 1500 for ST.
No need to go into a gogo spending all kinds of money. Like in FL Hawk's report the other day. He went to a gogo and spent all kind on drinks and ended up taking a chick for ST 4000 baht including BF. When she went to put on her clothes she looked like a regular chick. Hell, to me they all look like regular chicks. I see no reason to wait until they put on a skimpy outfit and are around some flashy lights, to spend 3 or 4 times more to fuck them. To people that realize the gogo is not the only place to find a chick, not that much has changed. Even a guy posted in the Angeles thread the other day about what a great time he had. But while others were complaining about the bar scene, he found all his chicks online and had no complaints. Fuck those bars and gogos. The object is to get pussy, not pussy that only comes from a bar or gogo.Hi Mr E.
You make perfect sense for a resident and anyone who lives in Pattaya and goes to gogos for sex is mad. As a twice a year visitor I try to mix it up with a combination of online pros, semi pros, bar girls and gogo girls. Where I live there is nothing like the gogo bars and the idea of having a beer watching girls half my age dancing naked in front of me while one or two of their friends are massaging my member and being absolutely dirty little sluts appeals immensely to me.
For my next visit I'm hoping for a mix of the above plus a couple of amateurs that I have recently met on some dating sites.
Each to their own but I do agree that every night in a gogo is a waste of money.
Rob.
No need to go into a gogo spending all kinds of money. Like in FL Hawk's report the other day. He went to a gogo and spent all kind on drinks and ended up taking a chick for ST 4000 baht including BF. When she went to put on her clothes she looked like a regular chick. Hell, to me they all look like regular chicks.When the regular girls take their clothes off, you get a nasty shock, or you got lucky. Good luck to FL Hawk if managed to get a nice stunning body girl. I can't criticise a guy who spends medium to big and gets a really fabulous girl. We were not there to see the girl or her performance. We can't judge his deal really.
If they look like regular chicks they don't pass. The only way to reliably see that a girl's body is really great is to see her naked or as close to that as possible. With cheap chicks out on the street, you are more than likely to get a crap body to disaster body. Been burnt too many times. Even with fancy girls sitting down in a soapy fishbowl, can't see the body properly.
Maybe its different in Pattaya and you can see girls on the street so poured into a form fitting outfit that nothing is left to the imagination. In Bangkok I continually see lots of over dressed hookers, to my thinking.
Yes I agree that sitting regularly in a bar is too expensive. However it is not pointless in all cases. Cart bars were a good option but only when they happened to have a really superior girl or too. You could sit, have a drink, feel up the girl and maybe get some clues about her body, maybe fooled.
MPs are full of girls with bad bodies too, even in Addict with fancy uniforms covering them. Those who just want any old piece of meat. Go for on the cheap on the street.
I took only 2 or 3 new gogo bar girls for year. In each case, the fact that their body was vastly superior to others in the bar or in the top 2 or 3 at Billboard, was an important factor. Yes can get a cheap fuck just across the road. I know the girl standing on the street there fucks O.K. Do I want the cheap one? Nah. Seems not. I wanted the stunning body instead. Have a thing for really stunning asses too.
Just try to let it sink in. Some guys want the cheapest. Some are looking for certain qualities and lowest price is not it. I know a Thai girl or two who would like to fuck me regularly for free. I don't take them either. Just were not the quality I had in mind. Some of us want better than what we deserve.
For guys willing to do a super gogo girl regularly (that is me), we collect their details, and can meet them privately failing to incur some bar overheads. Yeh the bar gets boring as hell! Are all girls the same quality for looks. Not even slightly close. Can we expect them all to cost the same.? Unfortunately not.
I want a nice compromise between pretty, great body, good GFE attitude, knows how to make enjoyable fun, and price counts but is not number 1 criteria. Skills comes last for me, but I understand that is number one for some guys, or number two after price.
I have repeated 4 different bar girls this year, 2 MP girls (one of these gone), zero Soapy girls, zero Thermae girls, and zero street walkers, and one long term favourite. The girls wearing the most clothes got repeated the least, like not at all. It just does not work out for all of us. Bars remains a possible place to get girls well worth repeating (with superior bodies). Sitting with the girl for a while can help determine if their is any chance it is going to work. Taking a lot of time to make a decision helps with success rate for difficult guys like me. My GF had such a great body before this year, was very hard to be excited by something of common much less quality.
For those who hate bars, good luck to them, and let me know how to find the most stunning bodies possible.
Blanquiceleste
11-09-18, 16:27
Look at EihTooms for example. He's also living in BKK and even older than you but he's still having a ball.Any takers? LOL.
Mr Enternational
11-09-18, 18:50
When the regular girls take their clothes off, you get a nasty shock, or you got lucky. Good luck to FL Hawk if managed to get a nice stunning body girl. I can't criticise a guy who spends medium to big and gets a really fabulous girl. We were not there to see the girl or her performance. We can't judge his deal really.I was neither price policing, criticizing, nor making a judgment. I was simply making a comparison. I hung out with FL a couple of years ago. He is a great guy. But I still would not let him pay for anything, and will not the next time we meet up either, despite knowing how he will object.
If you believe in pushing back his so called tall claims then you should do a better job of reading the posts. Else your fans here will be disappointed that you are slacking on the job. I don't read all of his posts because I am among those he has put on Ignore because I questiioned some if his misleading hogwash. And on this board, putting someone on Ignore apparently not only prevents you from seeing their posts but also prevents them from seeing yours. Weird. But I do see what has been quoted by others.
How could you have been diligently reading my posts in order to find anything and exerything you need to spring into action over to further protect and defend MonkeyPaw's fragile ego and carefully constructed fantasy world and not know that?
BTW, like you, I have never put anyone on Ignore. I never know where a good idea might come from, it is easy enough to skip over stuff and selectively ignore what is of no interest to me and, unlike some, I don't post anything I am terrified would be read and questioned by anyone else.
Blanquiceleste
11-10-18, 03:20
I don't read all of his posts because I am among those he has put on Ignore because I questiioned some if his misleading hogwash. And on this board, putting someone on Ignore apparently not only prevents you from seeing their posts but also prevents them from seeing yours. Weird. But I do see what has been quoted by others.
How could you have been diligently reading my posts in order to find anything and exerything you need to spring into action over to further protect and defend MonkeyPaw's fragile ego and carefully constructed fantasy world and not know that?.Good point. But if you were so committed to pushing back the hogwash, you would surely know that you can read all posts without logging in with your screen name. Don't have to be Satoshi Nakamoto to figure that out.
Request: Consider breaking up sentences. Long sentences, with poor grammatical construct and no punctuation, are hard to read.
I've said it before: you have to go on line if you want to find affordable girls these days. I know you don't like it and it takes more effort but that's the reality.
Look at EihTooms for example. He's also living in BKK and even older than you but he's still having a ball.That really is the key for me getting plenty of sweet young pussy, girls that deliver True GFE these days. We can talk about that kind of service, how it was more commonplace in the past and so on in hopes that the younger crew of punters will be inspired to find the balls to expect and demand it so it might become more commonplace today. But that is clearly a lost cause.
However, my embrace of the current online solutions might not satisfy more demanding standards of wild sex, perfect looks or both. I don't screen for that online so I don't know how successful such a hunt would be. I have observed the same higher percentage of fuglies and experienced the same higher percentage of crap service others have noted in the current bar and MP scene. Even so, I still partake of the bar and street girl option often enough.
Good point. But if you were so committed to pushing back the hogwash, you would surely know that you can read all posts without logging in with your screen name. Don't have to be Satoshi Nakamoto to figure that out.
Request: Consider breaking up sentences. Long sentences, with poor grammatical construct and no punctuation, are hard to read.Go to that much effort just to read all of MP's posts? Why? I'm fairly certain I could rack up 100,000 baht bar tabs, pay 5000+ baht girl fees and so on and still get relatively mediocre service without his directing me precisely when, where and with whom to do it.
Blanquiceleste
11-10-18, 03:49
Can I accept the change totally?Good observations Syzygies. And I can empathize truly here. But the reality is whether you accept it or not, change will continue to happen. You may not accept or understand it, but you have to embrace and adapt to it. That is the only way forward.
I am a huge fan of rock and metal. The 60's and 70's represented everything for me. I enjoy hearing the songs being played in some bars and clubs occasionally. But I cannot expect that every bar will play these songs. So I try to develop an ear for Hip Hop, House and are&be. Hell, I even try listening to Rap. Because that is what will help me get along with the crowd and eventually have a good time.
My interests in Thailand have broadened over the past several years and it has more to offer me than just poontang. You young guys can fight with the Asians and Indians and worry about it, me, I'm content.This is another way to look at things. No judgement. More power to you sir.
And for that matter, not all change is good. Personally as a long term resident I agree with Syz, there have been no positive changes in the Thailand P4 P scene in the last 10 years. So some questions: are there more gals about? are they giving better service? do they have better attitudes? what's their price? is it the same or less work to get them? I'll answer, the gals are bigger, less attractive, there are fewer of them, it's far more expensive, it is more work to find a good one, and overall the service level is a bit less.
Add in an extremely friendly cost of living in Thailand and you had one amazing place to live. All of this combined is why many of us moved here. Did we expect it not to change? Of course not. We were not daft. All of us knew it would change. However, we come from Western nations where the pace of change is far slower than that of a developing nation, and so did not expect such radical shifts in the things we so loved about the place in such a short period of time. Bangkok has changed more in the last 10 years than my home state in the US has in 30.
In addition, the longer one lives here, the more one's eyes change. My friend's wife once said, "when farangs first come to Thailand, their eyes don't work. " Then one day you are out and about and that Isaan look just doesn't do it for you any more. And the surgery to change that look is just as bad. You find yourself attracted to white skinned BKK gals you see in malls and in offices, and Chinese tourist gals with short shorts and slutty attitudes, then when you go have a look at the oilies, the GoGos, or the FLs you see these gals who are way too dark and many way to fat. Then you see 141 gals in HK for 1600 Baht who just blow the doors off the Thais and think WTF?Some very good explanations here. I always thought I would retire in Thailand some day. Reading all this makes me think if I should.
In addition, the longer one lives here, the more one's eyes change. My friend's wife once said, "when farangs first come to Thailand, their eyes don't work. " Then one day you are out and about and that Isaan look just doesn't do it for you any more. And the surgery to change that look is just as bad. You find yourself attracted to white skinned BKK gals you see in malls and in offices, and Chinese tourist gals with short shorts and slutty attitudes, then when you go have a look at the oilies, the GoGos, or the FLs you see these gals who are way too dark and many way to fat. Then you see 141 gals in HK for 1600 Baht who just blow the doors off the Thais and think WTF?
This is an interesting point. I long maintained that our eyes and perception changed. I don't see girls the same way you do at all, e. G. HK girls are not that pretty for me, generally, and chinese tourist girls draw my eyes at all. So okay Chinese is not my favourite (unless Shu Qi standard LOL. Michelle Yeoh and Lucy Liu quite ugly to me). However there is no doubt that my taste changed a lot. It is easy to look back at my photos from 15 to 25 years ago, and ask myself, "Did I really choose that girl and think she was superior looking at the time?" Not many guys seemed to want to admit that they became much more fussy than before and the girl looks. Girls that were stunning to me 25 years ago, are now still above average, but not stunning, girls that were above average 25 years ago, are not just ordinary (and I would not select them any more). Big jaw or broad nose, and would not give them a second look.
Others are able to like the highly modified surgeries look, but to me it is like seeing the Bajorans in a Star Trek movie. Of the aliens, Seven of 9 was the hot looking one with really stunning face too, despite face schrapnel, because they did not mess with her basic facial features.
Banana Boi
11-10-18, 06:25
My report from year 2048.
I remember the good old days back in 2018 when gogo girls only used to cost 5000 baht for the night. Now a night with a top Thai girl is over 50,000 baht. Ridiculous that a bar thinks they can charge 2,500 baht for a lady drink. Not only that the exchange rate of my home country dollar is now only 50% of what it was back in the good old days of 2018.
Back in the good old days of 2018 it was easy to find a 2 titted girl. Now they all have 3 tits. I hate post surgery girls! At least back in 2018 I could tell the difference between a girl and a ladyboy. Now technology is so advanced I can't tell the difference any longer even after living here for over 30 years! Also sad that so many beautiful girls are getting a workable penis attached too. I'm not sure if I will be going with any more real girls as I simply can't afford them any longer. I may need to get a Beach Road girl for 10,000 baht now instead. Better yet, I may switch to those virtual reality girls. They all provide BBBJ + CIM and all are beautiful since I created them. I also don't have to feed them at 7-11 before and after my session. On the bright side my Palace girlfriend from 2018 is now 49 but still looks super cute. Still the natural Thai look.
Was great when I was still in my 40's and the girls said I looked 30 tops. Now they tell me I look 55 so I feel old. Sure wish Bangkok was still around. Very sad since it sank into the ocean. Very cool that there are now over 30 casinos in Pattaya. Love playing Chonburi Hold'em but I swear I'm being scammed by The House. Really wish the good old days of 2018 were back. That would be wonderful!
Sorry for the quick review. Bring back 2018 please! I miss it so much!
My report from year 2048.
I remember the good old days back in 2018 when gogo girls only used to cost 5000 baht for the night. Now a night with a top Thai girl is over 50,000 baht. Ridiculous that a bar thinks they can charge 2,500 baht for a lady drink. Not only that the exchange rate of my home country dollar is now only 50% of what it was back in the good old days of 2018.
Back in the good old days of 2018 it was easy to find a 2 titted girl. Now they all have 3 tits. I hate post surgery girls! At least back in 2018 I could tell the difference between a girl and a ladyboy. Now technology is so advanced I can't tell the difference any longer even after living here for over 30 years! Also sad that so many beautiful girls are getting a workable penis attached too. I'm not sure if I will be going with any more real girls as I simply can't afford them any longer. I may need to get a Beach Road girl for 10,000 baht now instead. Better yet, I may switch to those virtual reality girls. They all provide BBBJ + CIM and all are beautiful since I created them. I also don't have to feed them at 7-11 before and after my session. On the bright side my Palace girlfriend from 2018 is now 49 but still looks super cute. Still the natural Thai look.
LOL You forget to mention that Syzygies was fortunate and died in 2033 of Dementia, before girls got dicks attached, so he never had to cop a dick up the ass, from his aggressive Mrs. , may his poor tortured soul rest is peace. His hot GF had been very fat by 2030, and died of cancer like so many villagers, but Syzy hardly knew who she was any more, and had not left the village for over 10 years.
Request: Consider breaking up sentences. Long sentences, with poor grammatical construct and no punctuation, are hard to read.ET is one of the experts on sentence convolution, with multiple negatives leading to extra challenges. I like a huge numbers of short almost sentences. LOL Like making Notes.
I spelled Challenges wrong, yet surprisingly the Auto corrector did not fix it. It only changes things wrongly, I think, or maybe only alters words as you type. I had to fix it myself. Annoying.
My report from year 2048.
I remember the good old days back in 2018 when gogo girls only used to cost 5000 baht for the night. Now a night with a top Thai girl is over 50,000 baht. Ridiculous that a bar thinks they can charge 2,500 baht for a lady drink. Not only that the exchange rate of my home country dollar is now only 50% of what it was back in the good old days of 2018.
Back in the good old days of 2018 it was easy to find a 2 titted girl. Now they all have 3 tits. I hate post surgery girls! At least back in 2018 I could tell the difference between a girl and a ladyboy. Now technology is so advanced I can't tell the difference any longer even after living here for over 30 years! Also sad that so many beautiful girls are getting a workable penis attached too. I'm not sure if I will be going with any more real girls as I simply can't afford them any longer. I may need to get a Beach Road girl for 10,000 baht now instead. Better yet, I may switch to those virtual reality girls. They all provide BBBJ + CIM and all are beautiful since I created them. I also don't have to feed them at 7-11 before and after my session. On the bright side my Palace girlfriend from 2018 is now 49 but still looks super cute. Still the natural Thai look.
Was great when I was still in my 40's and the girls said I looked 30 tops. Now they tell me I look 55 so I feel old. Sure wish Bangkok was still around. Very sad since it sank into the ocean. Very cool that there are now over 30 casinos in Pattaya. Love playing Chonburi Hold'em but I swear I'm being scammed by The House. Really wish the good old days of 2018 were back. That would be wonderful!
Sorry for the quick review. Bring back 2018 please! I miss it so much!You are correct. It will continue to get worse.
Some very good explanations here. I always thought I would retire in Thailand some day. Reading all this makes me think if I should.To be honest with you; if Thailand was like it is now, and I am not just talking about the P4 P scene as there are many more important things when choosing a place to live, back in '99, I would have never moved here.
I go to Thermae for the freak show, I know I can pull anyone I want out of there as long as I am willing to pay for my 3. 5 minutes of fun. Its not quite clear if you consider Thermae visits successful.
Girls have sloppy bodies, or big implants, some don't like Farangs, some are awaiting their Japanese regulars, they are scared to be penetrated and stiffen up, they don't like kissing or they don't like DATY, they are not capable of an expert BJ, and whoops I was expecting at least an hour session. I never asked for a CIM or anal or anything too weird.
I have not had a lucky selection in the Thermae for a many years. I have met girls that chatted very nicely and seemed very keen, but on the bed became dick scared. That is the draw back of picking a very inexperienced girl (she came from Vientiane Laos).
Yes I have had the odd girl from Thermae that was a reasonable fuck. Still I did not like her body once the clothes came off, whether damage or hard tits. If I am going to get very soso service, the body had better be spectacular. There may be girls with spectacular bodies too. I just was not able to get to one or simply could not be sure when over dressed. I am sure I get too distracted looking for a really pretty face (well with the makeup on at least).
To be honest with you; if Thailand was like it is now, and I am not just talking about the P4 P scene as there are many more important things when choosing a place to live, back in '99, I would have never moved here.You would not have moved here considering the choices available back in '99 but given the paucity of alternatives right now you might still move here right now if "now" was when you had to move. Am I wrong?
That's the quandry we find ourselves in.
Blanquiceleste
11-10-18, 13:40
My report from year 2048.
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Sorry for the quick review. Bring back 2018 please! I miss it so much!This one belongs in the ROD for sure. Had me rolling in laughter. Outstanding!!
Its not quite clear if you consider Thermae visits successful.
Girls have sloppy bodies, or big implants, some don't like Farangs, some are awaiting their Japanese regulars, they are scared to be penetrated and stiffen up, they don't like kissing or they don't like DATY, they are not capable of an expert BJ, and whoops I was expecting at least an hour session. I never asked for a CIM or anal or anything too weird.
I have not had a lucky selection in the Thermae for a many years. I have met girls that chatted very nicely and seemed very keen, but on the bed became dick scared. That is the draw back of picking a very inexperienced girl (she came from Vientiane Laos)..Everyone is different my friend and has different needs and expectations. When I first started coming here, I was all into the GFE and the stunners, and the PSE and making her cum and DATY and Naughtynigelism and anal and whatnot. And I always managed to find what I want.
Now its different. Sex to me right now is just a need like taking a dump, I don't want a Thai GF, I could care less if she comes, I want to unzip, unload and say bye bye and then go off to do my thing without chick baggage. I have enough Line and Tinder messages every day. To me, there is way to much effort in finding the "right" girl. I just want her to look the way I want her to. If I find one in Thermae that looks the way I want, then Ill take her for my quickie. If her performance is not up to GFE par, o well, o sea squirt squirted, time to go find something cool.
Last night I decided I wanted to do a bit of hunting just to get out of the house late, as I am usually home by 11-12. I started off in Spasso. The girls there were gorgeous and fabulous. I know 5-10 K could have gotten one. But what's the point, my GF back home looks better and I'm not here for made up supermodels with roboboobs. If I was, I would have stayed home with mine, watch her put makeup on for three hours, drive her around in her Mercedes, watch her drink herself silly then have fabulous GFE sex and then the next day cater to a rich spoiled 24 year old model with Daddy issues. I just had an itch to go out. Fun to look at though, just like when my GF makes me take her to a club and all the models are dressed up competing with each other.
Then I went to Mixx. Honestly, what a bunch of dogs the CIS girls were. There were some chicks there who could play linebacker for the Cowboys. There was a blond there with tatas bigger than my head. The Viet girls were all enhanced with asses like Kim Kardashian, some of them had cheekbones you could open a can with. Who wants a square faced fat ass Asian or a Conan Russian chick? Not me. There were a couple of slinky Thai girls (what I like, skinny and slinky), but even in my drunken stupor I could see the flaws such as baby damage, pooches (the tighter the clothes the more obvious the pooch) and improperly stuffed bras. In the whole place I would have maybe, maybe, done one CIS girl in a skin tight white pantsuit who attracted my eye, but at 2 am, with a whole bunch of booze under the belt, I just bagged it and went to the local brothel near there and wham bammed the skinniest one. Great. Out till 3:30 am or so, came home feeling like death and now been hungover all day with the Hershey sqeeds, screwed up my Saturday, totally unproductive, wallet lighter from Spasso and Mixx booze and saying I should have just gone to the GoGo and bar fined the cutie that I like. But that would have been boring I reckon.
But no regrets. I guess my point is everyone has a different worldview on being here. Me, its a beautiful country with beautiful people and fabulous food and I can go out anytime I want and bag a girl that suits my eye and spend far less than I do in the states. Last night I dropped about $100 and drank myself silly too (you know what drinks cost in Spasso). If I had found the right one there would have cost me $100 more. Its all about expectations. I know how it feels to be a tourist here and know how it feels to live here too. Each has its moments. Enjoy life, its short.
You would not have moved here considering the choices available back in '99 but given the paucity of alternatives right now you might still move here right now if "now" was when you had to move. Am I wrong?
That's the quandry we find ourselves in.Most of us understood your post re its sentence structure and grammar just fine. In fact, I quite liked the way you set up and posed your question. However, bear in mind 2-3 folks here just suffered brain freeze for its relative lack of simple three word sentences (only 1), a potentially disturbing number of negatives in there and with too many words comprised of more than two syllables.
Everyone is different my friend and has different needs and expectations. When I first started coming here, I was all into the GFE and the stunners, and the PSE and making her cum and DATY and Naughtynigelism and anal and whatnot. And I always managed to find what I want.
Now its different. Sex to me right now is just a need like taking a dump, ......
But no regrets. I guess my point is everyone has a different worldview on being here. Me, its a beautiful country with beautiful people and fabulous food and I can go out anytime I want and bag a girl that suits my eye and spend far less than I do in the states. Last night I dropped about $100 and drank myself silly too (you know what drinks cost in Spasso). If I had found the right one there would have cost me $100 more. Its all about expectations. I know how it feels to be a tourist here and know how it feels to live here too. You seem to show attitudes, at times similar to me, at times opposite. Maybe I am failing to work out which phrases are Sarcastic. It is not clear you have really convinced yourself "its a beautiful country with beautiful people". Maybe this phrase does not apply to the entertainment venues you describe. Anyway, post was a bit puzzling to me.
Most of us understood your post re its sentence structure and grammar just fine. In fact, I quite liked the way you set up and posed your question. However, bear in mind 2-3 folks here just suffered brain freeze for its relative lack of simple three word sentences (only 1), a potentially disturbing number of negatives in there and with too many words comprised of more than two syllables.Ha ha. Yes it includes complex grammar. However it was intelliglible, with no double negatives, and the sentence terminates in a reasonable length. No complaints from me.
Crazy4Thai
11-11-18, 05:24
You seem to show attitudes, at times similar to me, at times opposite. Maybe I am failing to work out which phrases are Sarcastic. It is not clear you have really convinced yourself "its a beautiful country with beautiful people". Maybe this phrase does not apply to the entertainment venues you describe. Anyway, post was a bit puzzling to me.Maybe it is a cultural difference Syz. It was an excellent read and crystal clear to me. I too have become a bit jaded, but not quite to that extent. And still it is a beautiful country with beautiful people, etc.
You seem to show attitudes, at times similar to me, at times opposite. Maybe I am failing to work out which phrases are Sarcastic. It is not clear you have really convinced yourself "its a beautiful country with beautiful people". Maybe this phrase does not apply to the entertainment venues you describe. Anyway, post was a bit puzzling to me.Naw dude, no sarcasm intended. Your reports are excellent, I love Thailand for the people, the food, the culture, the sights, the sounds, everything. I fell in love with this place years ago, and not just for the poon. Because I mainly stay out of the tourist areas, its very laid back and beautiful to me, not that the tourist areas aren't, it's hard to explain. Like, I have more fun in Maha Chai or Koh Kret or Bang Kachao or Nonthanburi or Nakhom Pathom just walking around looking at sometimes nothing, than I do in Sukhumvit looking at naked girls. Sometimes I ride up and down the Riverboats or the canal boats and just look at stuff. I'm getting ready to start hitting the central cities and up to Isaan, I have plenty of time since I won't go back to the states till Aprilish when the weather starts turning bad here. My hobby is photography and I am making my portfolio hum! I even know the different Buddha styles LOL.
My point that may or may not differ from others is that I want, whenever I want, my quickly to look like I want her to look. That's it. Not interested in girlfriend, or taking them out, or having fun, just hey baby, take the sausage and off I go. To me, some sex is better than others, but none of it is bad. I don't worry about whether this girl costs me 1000 or 2000 or 1500, hell, if I saw the right one in Spasso I would do her for 5 K, as long as she meets my particular look. But its not number 1 on my list. I'm 64, I have forgotten more about pussy than some guys will ever know if they live to be 120.
Life is short, and there is more to Thailand than snatch I guess is what my bottom line is.
Ha ha. Yes it includes complex grammar. However it was intelliglible, with no double negatives, and the sentence terminates in a reasonable length. No complaints from me.His post contained a sentence 36 words long. The post of mine you chimed in to comment on contained a sentence 40 words long.
I'll try lo lop off enough words to keep them at 36 or less from now on. Or is 39 the limit and he just didn't quite get there? If I have one sentence containing only one word do I get credit to go up to 37 on another one? Confer with Blanquiceleste and let me know what you two have ruled on that issue, ok?
His post contained a sentence 36 words long. The post of mine you chimed in to comment on contained a sentence 40 words long.
I don't know which post you are referring to right now, presumably one I commented on from some time ago, but I have found more than one of your posts a little challenging to see precisely what a complex sentence meant, on occasion. I doubt that is being totally unfair. Maybe if I get time, I can look back for the most challenging of them. It's not just the number of words that matters! I know very well, my own written English is not great at times, however I do not try to make anything difficult to follow on purpose.
You would not have moved here considering the choices available back in '99 but given the paucity of alternatives right now you might still move here right now if "now" was when you had to move. Am I wrong?
That's the quandry we find ourselves in.Well no. I would not have moved here in 99 if in 99 Thailand was as it is now. LOL. And many factors in play, not just P4P. I should have in retrospect looked for a place that in addition to being fun and not so expensive, offered an easier and clearer path to citizenship. The last thing you want when you are settled and well into your 60s is for the nation you have chosen to move the bar for visas. That is always a possibility here.
Well no. I would not have moved here in 99 if in 99 Thailand was as it is now. LOL. And many factors in play, not just P4P. I should have in retrospect looked for a place that in addition to being fun and not so expensive, offered an easier and clearer path to citizenship. The last thing you want when you are settled and well into your 60s is for the nation you have chosen to move the bar for visas. That is always a possibility here.I know you like the food and many other things in BKK but the woman situation is driving you crazy. Have you considered moving or do you have too many ties to BKK I. E. job, girlfriend, etc? I know some expats have moved on to The Phillippines, Cambodia, and Vietnam due to the changing environment in Thailand. I've thought of moving to BKK or even Pattaya but I am retired and want better healthcare than Thailand offers. Also meeting new friends is much harder now that I am older. From what I read expats often meet and befriend other board members that are regular visitors. I'm not knocking that but I've mongered with a wingman (doesn't monger any more) or solo. In fact I would like to reach out and meet some board members on my next trip. I haven't done that in many years. I've read it is difficult to establish good friendships with Thais. Is that true?
HorseTrader
11-11-18, 10:55
Funny thing. You mentioned Tijuana. I'm in Tijuana now. I'm from Hong Kong, ran into Lew Ashby at Hong Club, met a Mexican blonde haired dancer by the name of Tokyo at Hong Kong. The very next day Lew goes to Tokyo, I follow on 12th to Tokyo, we all meet again in Pattaya after that. $100 bucks plus the room for 30 minutes of so so service sucks in Tijuana.
Funny thing, I'm in San Diego now but making almost daily trips to Tijuana. Drop me a PM and I'll buy you a beer at Hong Kong or wherever you prefer.
Time for a picture of a Mexican gal with tour teddy bear.I really didn't expect to meet MonkeyPaw in Tijuana because I don't have full time internet access. But within a few minutes of my post, MonkeyPaw sent me a PM and within 2 hours we were sitting together in Hong Kong Gentlemen's club in Tijuana. Over the next two days we spent about 5 hours right there. I must say, we probably looked like the odd couple because we are extremely different men in just about every respect.
It turns out that MP is an interesting man and he approaches the hobby differently than anyone I've ever met, it's not surprising if he gets different results.
If you get a chance to join him for a drink, do it. It will be an interesting experience.
I know you like the food and many other things in BKK but the woman situation is driving you crazy. Have you considered moving or do you have too many ties to BKK I. E. job, girlfriend, etc? I know some expats have moved on to The Phillippines, Cambodia, and Vietnam due to the changing environment in Thailand. I've thought of moving to BKK or even Pattaya but I am retired and want better healthcare than Thailand offers. Also meeting new friends is much harder now that I am older. From what I read expats often meet and befriend other board members that are regular visitors. I'm not knocking that but I've mongered with a wingman (doesn't monger any more) or solo. In fact I would like to reach out and meet some board members on my next trip. I haven't done that in many years. I've read it is difficult to establish good friendships with Thais. Is that true?It's very difficult to make friends with Thai guys. A very wide cultural gap. Lots of great expats in BKK, albeit less than were here a few years ago. Yes, considering other destinations, but if I move it will be to a place with a more temperate climate. I want four seasons! Health care is pretty good in Thailand and insurance is nicely priced.
Now it's been explained to us. George W. Bush #43 described "swagger" It's called "walking" in Texas.So there are 2 more with some serious swagger. Most can't even guess the first. I will be utterly amazed if anyone can guess the second.
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen.
But do you recall?
The most famous reindeer of all?
Hint: Santa asked him to guide his sleigh and after that, he went down in history.
You know Jackson and Jagger and Jordan and Tyson.
Meyers and Ditka and Keaton and Bolton.
But do you recall?
The most famous Michael of all?
Hint: he too was asked to guide, and after that, history doesn't matter anymore.
Beijing4987
11-12-18, 03:46
At 69'yrs old I have swagger from sore muscles and tripping over broken pavement in China. Old and ugly and my daddy was not a major grifter anywhere. Still can get it up with help from the blue and yellow chemicals. Don't need those for dining at the why.
Crocodilexp
11-12-18, 04:46
Then I went to Mixx. Honestly, what a bunch of dogs the CIS girls were... at 2 am, with a whole bunch of booze under the belt, I just bagged it and went to the local brothel near there and wham bammed the skinniest one. Nice report. Where was that local brothel, and how much did the wham bam cost?
So there are 2 more with some serious swagger. Most can't even guess the first. I will be utterly amazed if anyone can guess the second.
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen.
But do you recall?
The most famous reindeer of all?
Hint: Santa asked him to guide his sleigh and after that, he went down in history.
You know Jackson and Jagger and Jordan and Tyson.
Meyers and Ditka and Keaton and Bolton.
But do you recall?
The most famous Michael of all?
Hint: he too was asked to guide, and after that, history doesn't matter anymore.Didn't know Mick Jagger's real first name is Michael. I learn something new every day here.
Blanquiceleste
11-12-18, 14:31
Didn't know Mick Jagger's real first name is Michael. I learn something new every day here.Michael Philip Jagger. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name. But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game!! EPIC.
Nice report. Where was that local brothel, and how much did the wham bam cost?I'm sorry, the dude that turned me on to it says I need to keep it to myself, and as he is part of my roof here, I honour his wishes.
Banana Boi
11-12-18, 15:18
I think I know which Michael but won't say it. Personally I thought it was Mike Meyers and his Mojo but he has been eliminated in your riddle.
I think I know which Michael but won't say it. Personally I thought it was Mike Meyers and his Mojo but he has been eliminated in your riddle.Come on there is only one Michael in scripture (meaning all of written language) that even matters. Wonder how many people know?
I really didn't expect to meet MonkeyPaw in Tijuana because I don't have full time internet access. But within a few minutes of my post, MonkeyPaw sent me a PM and within 2 hours we were sitting together in Hong Kong Gentlemen's club in Tijuana. Over the next two days we spent about 5 hours right there. I must say, we probably looked like the odd couple because we are extremely different men in just about every respect.
It turns out that MP is an interesting man and he approaches the hobby differently than anyone I've ever met, it's not surprising if he gets different results.
If you get a chance to join him for a drink, do it. It will be an interesting experience.Thanks for the kind words. Yep, the Horse and the Monkey may be decades in age difference, but our similar taste for long legged spinners, can be simply stated, as fantastic. A few of the maseros, asked me later if we were in a business meeting of sorts. One even joked asking if you are hiring me to do a hit job on somebody. Funny. On one side, you had a younger colored tattoo sleeved out Asian guy that stood out from everyone with table full of Patron Silver shots, all to myself. And across from me, you had Horsetrader, an older conservative looking white man with a water bottle. Haha. I did offer to buy you a drink on my tab, but you were here clearly for the girls. Anyways, we traded some good info and good chit chat. I think you understand now what game is, and that you've always had it, but of course older gents just sometime refer to it as "wisdom. " But even in wisdom at at any age, requires that we all progress with our minds. Or else that wisdom turns into useless information. Progression is how our spirits stay young inside. It's the key to the fountain of youth. You sir, have found it because you don't settle for less. Monkeypaw 2 Paws up to you.
My report from year 2048.
I remember the good old days back in 2018 when gogo girls only used to cost 5000 baht for the night. Now a night with a top Thai girl is over 50,000 baht. Ridiculous that a bar thinks they can charge 2,500 baht for a lady drink. Not only that the exchange rate of my home country dollar is now only 50% of what it was back in the good old days of 2018.
Back in the good old days of 2018 it was easy to find a 2 titted girl. Now they all have 3 tits. SNIP
SNIP All one has to do is throw in some condescending humor with the Blanq Slate approach, it shows that you are serious about them being entertainment for all to enjoy. SNIP Funny as fuck, I think someone is catching on. I honestly thought Blanquiceleste was going to do this before you. He was hinting and teasing with some of his responses, but they didn't quite "stretch the story." I kept on waiting to hear more about the fate of those blind mice. Anyways, BB, you took the entertainment part and ran away with it. Two Monkeypaw Paws Up for you as well.
Hi guys.
I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?
Just asking.
Rob.
Beijing4987
11-13-18, 05:33
Hi guys.
I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?
Just asking.
Rob.This is radio station Ktalkshit. Post you kewpie doll round the world. Now in a shithole city in a shithole country, just south of Ronnie Reagan Land, SanDiego County. That's TJ
Franciscass
11-13-18, 06:46
Nice report. Where was that local brothel, and how much did the wham bam cost?Fairly familiar with area near Mixx. Depends on how far he travelled but there only a few options close by.
Closest is newly opened LE Glamour just beside BTS, worth a visit depends on who's available.
A Thai style fish bowl between Chit Lom and back of Big see on Rathadamri, Cheap and service reflects it.
A rub and tug close by beside the canal, OK if this as much as you want.
Not close as such but accessible are shops on Soi 1 , Pratunam and lower Phetchaburi, taxi driver best way finding those but you will usually be taken to where they get commission not always the better option.
If there others they are a well kept secret.
Never will understand why a member posts I went somewhere but I'm not telling you where. Why mention it then?
Hi guys.
I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?
Just asking.
Rob.My last True GFE bang was two nights ago. A lovely 29 year old FL direct to my room about 8 pm. We laid in my bed afterwards and watched Deadpool 2 on my home theater system. Stayed all night afterwards. 2000 baht plus 200 taxi as she left around 11 am.
But within the 24 hour range I got a teeth rattling great full and complete BBBJ+CIM+Swallow from my regular 21 year old Girlfriend last night after a bit of a heatbreak crisis where she caught me moving a handful of female clothes from a drawer to the laundry basket in my apartment. She thought I was hiding some other girl's undies. The irony is they were HER undies. LOL. I had moved them FROM the laundry basket to that drawer in her absence so visiting girls would not think there is a woman living with me that might come barging in any minute.
Am out with a visiting usa buddy exploring Bkk now while she sleeps away the day off from her regular legit job. I rarely give her any money at all. Maybe 300 baht for taxi to my apartment and lunch every 3-4 all night visits. Oh, I did buy her a nice phone about a year ago.
Both girls are slim and fit. The FL has a couple of dumb tattoos on her chest. Neither has a baby, peircings, a folicle of hair left unshaved or removed on her body and I met each on either ThaiCupid or ThaiFriendly. Forget which.
Banana Boi
11-13-18, 08:31
Come on there is only one Michael in scripture (meaning all of written language) that even matters. Wonder how many people know?Like I said I know which Michael you are referring to. You just supplied another clue above. He's the only Michael who can dance with the Devil.
Hi guys.
I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?
Just asking.
Rob.The riddle is in the stupid shit thread (this thread) and the correct English discussion is in General Reports. So what's the problem?
Hi guys.
I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?
Just asking.
Rob.Unfortunately not. Just became a "monk" for next 2 months (and regretting it already). Last exquisite one for 2018 on last Sunday. Regular girls I would like to do. LOL Please see Bangkok Thread and Bangkok MPS threads, Pattaya, Other Regions, etc. for mongering topics, hopefully. Got to love it that we have a we have "Stupid Shit" thread, and a General Thread (for non mongering topics), and even Lounge and Chat area.
Guys are always more than welcome to never open certain threads, if the shit is not very interesting, e. G. I hardly open the Photo Gallery Thread, unless some famous poster name would show like NoCBJ4 Me, as example. Never open the "Travel Announcements" thread. Seems to have a point to move stuff to an area that few would want to look at.
Blanquiceleste
11-13-18, 14:46
My last True GFE bang was two nights ago.
SNIP
I met each on either ThaiCupid or ThaiFriendly. Forget which.WOW! Someone is really tearing it up amidst all this stupid shit. Way to go!
I hope its OK to snip the original post? I hope it won't offend anyone.
So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.
Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.
Fairly familiar with area near Mixx. Depends on how far he travelled but there only a few options close by.
Closest is newly opened LE Glamour just beside BTS, worth a visit depends on who's available.
A Thai style fish bowl between Chit Lom and back of Big see on Rathadamri, Cheap and service reflects it.
A rub and tug close by beside the canal, OK if this as much as you want.
Not close as such but accessible are shops on Soi 1 , Pratunam and lower Phetchaburi, taxi driver best way finding those but you will usually be taken to where they get commission not always the better option.
If there others they are a well kept secret.
Never will understand why a member posts I went somewhere but I'm not telling you where. Why mention it then?It was mentioned just as an aside to the main point. I'm sure that there are places that other fellows go that they have to keep quiet for various reasons.
Pointy Stick
11-13-18, 23:23
1. Stirring congee isn't on my list of things to do in LOS.
2. You need a sample of 1000 to extrapolate any useful.
Information so good luck with getting 1000 dudes of each race to show you their junk.
So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.
Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.
So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.
Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.I'd be up for either. As to the GB, I should go first because I am 2.5 minutes and at my age, nothing comes out. I'm hung like a stud mouse too.
As to Toms, they are my fav. I'm working one right now at the local market who speaks nice English and hope I can score. I just like to show them that this old man munches the clam better than any girl they will meet. That's why I have a 24 year old model girlfriend back home, ain't my wallet of my looks, its my sliver tongue.
WOW! Someone is really tearing it up amidst all this stupid shit. Way to go!
I hope its OK to snip the original post? I hope it won't offend anyone.For me, I am never offended if my post is snipped to quote from it unless doing so changes the meaning in some significant way. That didn't happen here.
Franciscass
11-14-18, 14:54
It was mentioned just as an aside to the main point. I'm sure that there are places that other fellows go that they have to keep quiet for various reasons.I get it, it was an off the cuff comment on how the night finished and to be honest no disrespect intended I couldn't give a rats ass where you went or who you shagged. What interested me was the rationale behind not mentioning where because your buddy wanted it kept under wraps. I can see why some members don't want to mention girls they have met and had a good time with because they want to keep her as much as possible for themselves. Unless they intend sponsoring her I actually think this is frightfully immature. If she continues to work and he really likes her he should be telling the rest of us so she can make a lot more money, the reason she does what she does in the first place. Not to is a combination of selfishness and jealousy but at least it's understandable. Not wanting to mention the place because you buddy doesn't want anybody to know about it sorry I don't get it. Anyway no big deal just curious as to what the reason could be.
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I hope its OK to snip the original post? I hope it won't offend anyone.Snipping is in fact good practice to avoid cluttering the forum with full texts of previous posts.
Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht?..... I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. Have no idea where you heard '222'. Everybody here has chatted with girls on line I'm sure. And what do they type when they think something is funny? It's '555'. That stands for 5 inches, 5 minutes and 5000 baht. The girls are always laughing about '555', its not just a number they created out of the blue. Five inches might be a generalization 'somewhat' but everybody out there has tried on Japanese condoms and found them far too tight and way too small. Condom companies wouldn't be in business long selling condoms that didn't fit their customer base.
As to the gangbang, I'm in if your in Pattaya in March. As to cumming, a gangbang is more to extend the fucking and not to finish quickly. Always back off before you cum and let another guy take over, then jump back in when the need has passed. Girl should get a good solid 3 hours of non stop fucking if you have 3 to 4 guys. At the end of the gangbang she'll be begging for everyone to finish.
Banana Boi
11-14-18, 17:35
And what do they type when they think something is funny? It's '555'. That stands for 5 inches, 5 minutes and 5000 baht. The girls are always laughing about '555', its not just a number they created out of the blue. You have been misinformed if you were told that's what 555 means for a Thai girl.
HorseTrader
11-14-18, 18:46
Have no idea where you heard '222'. Everybody here has chatted with girls on line I'm sure. And what do they type when they think something is funny? It's '555'. That stands for 5 inches, 5 minutes and 5000 baht. The girls are always laughing about '555', its not just a number they created out of the blue.555 was not created out of the blue. Google translate shows the Thai sound for 5 to essentially be "ha". So, 555 is hahaha. Laughing. The term is not related to the sex industry.
Some old posts describe that Thermae girls prefer Korean and Japanese customers because of 333. Three inches, three minutes, 3000 baht. Perhaps that term originated from some fat, old, sloppy farang who wasn't wanted by the top tier Thermae girls.
555 was not created out of the blue. Google translate shows the Thai sound for 5 to essentially be "ha". So, 555 is hahaha. Laughing. The term is not related to the sex industry.
Some old posts describe that Thermae girls prefer Korean and Japanese customers because of 333. Three inches, three minutes, 3000 baht. Perhaps that term originated from some fat, old, sloppy farang who wasn't wanted by the top tier Thermae girls.Same 333 is used in Philippines threads to denigrate Koreans and Japanese customers by rejected so and so's.
3 inches.
3 minutes.
3000 pesos.
555 was not created out of the blue. Google translate shows the Thai sound for 5 to essentially be "ha". So, 555 is hahaha. Laughing. The term is not related to the sex industry.
Some old posts describe that Thermae girls prefer Korean and Japanese customers because of 333. Three inches, three minutes, 3000 baht. Perhaps that term originated from some fat, old, sloppy farang who wasn't wanted by the top tier Thermae girls.Something created for one thing can be used with another meaning as an inside joke. We all have to admit, nobody here knows exactly what the girl is thinking. I was given told that in front of another farang from his two working girls after another working girl was done with a barfine. Do I know for sure it wasn't a bunch of BS? Absolutely no clue but it sure sounded legit. There's a reason why you see these Japanese guys being hounded at the FKK clubs in Germany, same with the Turkish guys. They finish quickly and the girls can move on to making more money elsewhere.
Blanquiceleste
11-15-18, 01:09
Have no idea where you heard '222'. Everybody here has chatted with girls on line I'm sure. And what do they type when they think something is funny? It's '555'. That stands for 5 inches, 5 minutes and 5000 baht. The girls are always laughing about '555', its not just a number they created out of the blue. This post has put some life back into this particular thread. Best I have read all week.
I get it, it was an off the cuff comment on how the night finished and to be honest no disrespect intended I couldn't give a rats ass where you went or who you shagged. What interested me was the rationale behind not mentioning where because your buddy wanted it kept under wraps. I can see why some members don't want to mention girls they have met and had a good time with because they want to keep her as much as possible for themselves. Unless they intend sponsoring her I actually think this is frightfully immature. If she continues to work and he really likes her he should be telling the rest of us so she can make a lot more money, the reason she does what she does in the first place. Not to is a combination of selfishness and jealousy but at least it's understandable. Not wanting to mention the place because you buddy doesn't want anybody to know about it sorry I don't get it. Anyway no big deal just curious as to what the reason could be.I don't ask him his reasons for any request he makes of me. "don't tell anyone I told you about here, OK". "don't tell anyone where this place is OK". "I never told you this but,""don't come here without me or _ "please do not be going there." "Do you want to eat? Sure I'll buy. Thank you, we will go _ OK." Always a smile.
As long timers know, the hierarchy and nature of Thai society permits status and power to be indicated by a subtle smile and a manner of speaking and choice of language. Thais understand this implicitly, and understand that a simple smiling request is actually a command. Me, I'm an fat old git, but I'm not stupid so I know that what he wants is fine with me. I never have to worry about things.
Have no idea where you heard '222'. Everybody here has chatted with girls on line I'm sure. And what do they type when they think something is funny? It's '555'. That stands for 5 inches, 5 minutes and 5000 baht. The girls are always laughing about '555', its not just a number they created out of the blue. Five inches might be a generalization 'somewhat' but everybody out there has tried on Japanese condoms and found them far too tight and way too small. Condom companies wouldn't be in business long selling condoms that didn't fit their customer base.
As to the gangbang, I'm in if your in Pattaya in March. As to cumming, a gangbang is more to extend the fucking and not to finish quickly. Always back off before you cum and let another guy take over, then jump back in when the need has passed. Girl should get a good solid 3 hours of non stop fucking if you have 3 to 4 guys. At the end of the gangbang she'll be begging for everyone to finish.555 means Ha Ha Ha, the Thai 5 which is pronounced ha. It is used to indicate laughter on chats or other forms of social media communication in Thailand. It doesn't have anything to do with length, time, or remuneration.
Some old posts describe that Thermae girls prefer Korean and Japanese customers because of 333. Three inches, three minutes, 3000 baht. Perhaps that term originated from some fat, old, sloppy farang who wasn't wanted by the top tier Thermae girls.Actually if you go back almost 20 years when Asian dudes started to appear in Thermae, you would find the origin of the term. The first Asian dudes to appear in Thermae did so in the very early 00's. They were for the most part older Japanese expats and older Japanese guys on golfing holidays. By old, I mean 55 up. At first the gals ignored them, but then a segment started to go with them and within a couple of years the back of Thermae was filled with gals who would only go with these older Japanese guys. Was it money? Of course so. My gang was young, mid 30's, in great shape, spoke Thai, etc, but we weren't about to pay over 1 k for any gal in Thermae. And these older grizzled Japanese guys, almost all of whom smoked like chimneys, were paying more and getting the lookers. Also very quickly the gals who were focused on the Japanese would shun the Farang customers. One friend would take one of the Japanese focused gals on occasion. She would never be seen leaving with him, made him meet her outside. Not only did she not want the Japanese dudes to see her leaving with Hi, she did not want her friends to know she was going with a farang.
Franciscass
11-15-18, 04:48
I don't ask him his reasons for any request he makes of me. "don't tell anyone I told you about here, OK". "don't tell anyone where this place is OK". "I never told you this but,""don't come here without me or _ "please do not be going there." "Do you want to eat? Sure I'll buy. Thank you, we will go _ OK." Always a smile.
As long timers know, the hierarchy and nature of Thai society permits status and power to be indicated by a subtle smile and a manner of speaking and choice of language. Thais understand this implicitly, and understand that a simple smiling request is actually a command. Me, I'm an fat old git, but I'm not stupid so I know that what he wants is fine with me. I never have to worry about things.Honoring a friends request is admirable and totally understandable. I am aware there are some back street spots in the Pratunam area that for whatever nefarious reason owners prefer are kept under the radar and are almost exclusively visited by Thais. Perhaps this explains your friends reluctance.
Snipping is in fact good practice to avoid cluttering the forum with full texts of previous posts.Exactly. People are often quoting an entire post just to comment on a particular part of it. Or they are quoting an entire lengthy field report just to write "Great report!"
Sigh.
555 means Ha Ha Ha, the Thai 5 which is pronounced ha. It is used to indicate laughter on chats or other forms of social media communication in Thailand. It doesn't have anything to do with length, time, or remuneration.I'm with you. 555 for a Thai means hahaha. It has nothing to do with anything sexual. In Spanish it's jajaja.
I have never heard 222, however, back in the early 2000's, the girls used to say 333 about the Japanese customers meaning 3 inches for 3 minutes for 3000 baht. They were paying 3000 even way back in the early 2000's so I can't imagine when it was that they were paying only 2000 to qualify for 222. My guess is the Japanese are paying 5 to 7000 now so the girls don't use the joke anymore since they exceeded the length possibility when it went past 3.
I'm with you. 555 for a Thai means hahaha. It has nothing to do with anything sexual. In Spanish it's jajaja.And Santa Claus says ho ho ho. Got it.
Yes. But I'm not too fussed about how Santa Claus might say it. I won't be chatting him up any time soon.
Indonesians say "wkwkwkwk" to indicate a laugh. I think they got that from the old days when the game Pac Man was popular.
Yes. But I'm not too fussed about how Santa Claus might say it. I won't be chatting him up any time soon.
Indonesians say "wkwkwkwk" to indicate a laugh. I think they got that from the old days when the game Pac Man was popular.The Indo laugh is mimicking a witch from one of there legends / kids story.
I'm with you. 555 for a Thai means hahaha. It has nothing to do with anything sexual. In Spanish it's jajaja.
I have never heard 222, however, back in the early 2000's, the girls used to say 333 about the Japanese customers meaning 3 inches for 3 minutes for 3000 baht. They were paying 3000 even way back in the early 2000's so I can't imagine when it was that they were paying only 2000 to qualify for 222. My guess is the Japanese are paying 5 to 7000 now so the girls don't use the joke anymore since they exceeded the length possibility when it went past 3.See gals in Thermae quoting 3 k all the time, and getting it. Amazing. Wouldn't go over 1500 for any of them.
That was back in the 90's when you could get a gal under the table sucking your dick from a small fee. It's gone to shit in there now as they're too fussy about farangs and prefer a quick in out with Jap guys.
One week ago I saw a dermatologist at Bangkok Hospital Pattaya (BHP) for a skin rash. Went home with some medicines, next day the rash was gone, would most certainly have gone away by itself. The price charged was reasonable, something like 1700 thb.
Now today at 3 pm I got a phone call from BHP to remind me of an appointment tomorrow. I had not recollection of any appointment tomorrow and I said so after some talking at cross purposes. One hour after that phone call I got an unanswerable text message saying "Mr. (my name) has an appointment with Dr. (doctor's name) at Dermatology Center on 16/11/18 at 13:00 at Bangkok Hospital Pattaya."
Where I come from after you got dismissed by a doctor for a minor ailment you only came back if explicitely agreed or if the condition didn't improve.
Is it customary for a hospital / doctor to unilaterally decide days later that I should come for a follow-up appointment? The fact that they have been calling me reinforces my suspicion no 2nd appointment was ever agreed on (one never knows with language problems). Otherwise why call me? It was not as though I was having an operation. It was just, at best, a redundant 2nd consultation.
I know we are cash cows. I don't mind being one of sorts. I have good insurance coverage. But this feels eerie.
I have had no serious medical or dental issues so far in Thailand but the few interactions I've had have been tainted by weird little anomalies that do not add up to an encouraging impression.
MonkeyPaw arrived in town Wednesday and I had the pleasure of meeting him for a night on WS. For those who STILL might not believe he is real and actually is out there hunting women, I will add my confirmation to the growing list of senior members here who can vouch for him. He can be over the top, and he has an interesting philosophy on life, but I witnessed his charm and his game on the ladies, and he kills it! At a couple of points I was in uncontrollable laughter, and for this nerd with a Vulcan-like personality much of the time who is always in control of his emotions, that was an amazing thing! His little tricks with the bugs and now buzzing vibrators and lighters that will shock, I mean, the guys gets attention, he gets the girls and those around him laughing, and if you get a girl laughing, you have won half the battle..Because for me it's all about tricks, traps, and trophies or fuck, feed, and fifty. Does anybody even know what all this means? Insight, intellect, spirituality will get you far in my world. And how do I keep getting the both girls and guys to keep playing, knowing what I can do with all these mind games? My powers I keep telling folks about. Here is a hint. Thanks to God, I, me, myself was created and born a leader. Simple research on Google suggests:
All leaders exhibit the same types of leadership power as displayed by (knowledge, skills, and abilities).
Legitimate power.
Information power.
Expert power.
Reward power.
Coercive power.
Referent power.
Charismatic power.
Moral power.
By the way. Anybody know which club that neon sign is from?
I'd be up for either. As to the GB, I should go first because I am 2.5 minutes and at my age, nothing comes out. I'm hung like a stud mouse too.
As to Toms, they are my fav. I'm working one right now at the local market who speaks nice English and hope I can score. I just like to show them that this old man munches the clam better than any girl they will meet. That's why I have a 24 year old model girlfriend back home, ain't my wallet of my looks, its my sliver tongue.I think you will be able to connect the dots here. Because of your honesty, however brutal it may be, it shows that you have little to no ego. For that, you will get a well deserved Monkeypaw prize. How about a brand new car to play with? Ever heard of a Porche777 ? I think you know what to do with that right? Show me how smart you are and you can thank me for the new car later, but only on the ISG board. No PM needed but it's nice to always to get one, right? The Porche777 is a very fun ride for those who have a silver tongue and likes munching clams. Enjoy your car.
Is it customary for a hospital / doctor to unilaterally decide days later that I should come for a follow-up appointment? The fact that they have been calling me reinforces my suspicion no 2nd appointment was ever agreed on (one never knows with language problems). Otherwise why call me? It was not as though I was having an operation. It was just, at best, a redundant 2nd consultation.I had the same thing happen with a Dermatologist in Houston Texas. I had not scheduled a follow up, but they called me saying I did have one coming up the following week. I called them back saying I did not need a follow up and to cancel that since we never agreed upon it in the first place. A few months later I received the bill for not showing up for the follow up. I called them refusing to pay and asked them to remove that charge. A few months later I received a letter from a lawyer stating they were suing me. It also hit my credit report as a negative.
So it's not just Thailand.
The Indo laugh is mimicking a witch from one of there legends / kids story.My favorite is the Pocong laugh. That one always cracks me up.
That was back in the 90's when you could get a gal under the table sucking your dick from a small fee. It's gone to shit in there now as they're too fussy about farangs and prefer a quick in out with Jap guys.Fun? Was it ever. You'd walk around and gals would grab your johnson. They were forward and aggressive. Liked to drink and dance. Place was a raucous party every night. How could I describe it? Gals were in some ways like Soi 6 gals in Pattaya. Pulled hundreds of gals there from 99-07. Now, bunch of gals standing around with dudes circling. Like a middle school dance. Very little interaction and rarely will you see a gal drinking and having a good time. They all adopt this faux demure attitude because that is what the majority of the current crop of customers want. I was in there the other night with a group of friends and ran into a dude I had not seen in awhile. We were talking and guess some gal was irritated that we were standing in front of her, she kept telling us to move, we didn't, plenty of room for traffic around us, kept pointing for us to walk on, we didn't, finally my friend had to tell her to f& off to get her to shut up. FFS we were drinking and spending money at the bar. The place just is not fun anymore. It's the antithesis. Asian style and Farang style are different. Not better or worse, but different. The gals in Thermae cater to their customer base. It's predominately Asian. And it just ain't my thing.
Lots of young Asian dudes in Thermae as well. I love seeing young dudes in the P4 P scene. Young white men in BKK are not using P4 P. Most farang guys under 40 and almost all under 35 are really anti-P4 P. They cast aspersions at men who participate. Sad really.
Exactly. People are often quoting an entire post just to comment on a particular part of it. Or they are quoting an entire lengthy field report just to write "Great report!"
Sigh.If you are quoting to reply to a post while on your smartphone, it does require much more effort to delete the unnecessary parts and leave the small portion you're replying about. But it can be done. I do wish there was simply a Thumbs Up and Thumbs Down option to eliminate the "I agree" or "Good post" comments after a very long FR has been quoted. But, again, that is mostly an annoyance when you are reading these threads on a smartphone. It is easy to skim past them while on a full sized computer or laptop.
See gals in Thermae quoting 3 k all the time, and getting it. Amazing. Wouldn't go over 1500 for any of them.Any takers for 1. 5? I mean, even the old hags at beergarden start out asking 2 K LT. Certainly there are some lookers in Thermae, but I have never tried. Some have made it known to me that my Western sausage would not be barred, but I never went into negotiations. For me, Thermae is just cheap entertainment for the cost of a couple Singhas when in BKK.
BTW is there anyone who has figured out if there is system for the girls' parking slots? It seems there are often a lot cuties hiding in the back near the staircase. A seniority thing?
Fun? rarely will you see a gal drinking and having a good time. This is why I don't like Thermae. I find the place no fun at all.
I think you will be able to connect the dots here. Because of your honesty, however brutal it may be, it shows that you have little to no ego. For that, you will get a well deserved Monkeypaw prize. How about a brand new car to play with? Ever heard of a Porche777 ? I think you know what to do with that right? Show me how smart you are and you can thank me for the new car later, but only on the ISG board. No PM needed but it's nice to always to get one, right? The Porche777 is a very fun ride for those who have a silver tongue and likes munching clams. Enjoy your car.Mr. Paw:
Little to no ego?
Paw Dude, I'm fat stoned and silly. Even my mother thinks I'm an idiot. My Team is Millwall, only because of their motto. I drift though life with a smile on my face. Sometimes I go to overpasses at night and watch the traffic and cackle. I talk to the worm guy that slithers down Sukhmavit, but he doesn't understand about the conflict between Noe Jordania's Menshevik view of socialism as opposed to Koba Djugashvilis. At least he listens and makes appropriate gurgling noises.
I do reverse tucks while taking a dump in case there is a hungry Python in the bowl that seeks to remove the what little I have! My idea of a hot date is to put on nice clothes, eat some Moo on a Stick, have a drink with supermodels at Spasso, then roll down to Sanam Luang and look for 300 b toothless gumjobs behind a dumpster! I only have one drink because I don't think bars that would let me in are nice places. I have evolved to the point of never having an ego to begin with. Even my ID thinks I am crazy! I'm so weird I get suspended once or twice a month on the other more family friendly Thailand Board.
I've heard of a Porsche 777. ID love to drive around with you in one, as long as you don't mind first gear only. I don't like to go fast it confuses me, plus I tend to look at stuff on the side of the road because stuff is so cool, especially here. Like wow dude, look at that Rat, its hung bigger than me! Here Khun Rat, have some dried squid! I used to have a 550 CLS and the dealer told me that if I never go over 30 mph, I would ruin it. So I ran it at 125 between Fairbanks and Anchorage and got a ticket and banged the exhaust from playing Bullit on frost heaves. Heavens! Then I sold it and bought a 1981 Ford F-150 6 cylinder 3 speed with mismatched tires. Then I got a ticket for holding up traffic. But hey lets go for a spin. Is it black? Can we hang Amulets from the mirror? Does it have an FM Radio. Can I pretend I'm Paul Walker? Maybe you should drive and or we can sit in a parking lot and Ill make motor noises! I have fake RayBans too! Can we eat Durian in it? Can we take pictures for my IG?
Unfortunately I don't have PMs here because the filthy Americans cut off Credit Card member processing and mailing Baht to Miami is not an option. So I don't know how we can arrange things yet. But for an idiot, I am smart. I would love a Tom. Does she have an ass like a 12 year old boy? Tell her my nickname is Mr. Munch. By the time I am done gobbling her, she will be a frothy as a Thai Tea smoothy!
Any takers for 1. 5? I mean, even the old hags at beergarden start out asking 2 K LT. Certainly there are some lookers in Thermae, but I have never tried. Some have made it known to me that my Western sausage would not be barred, but I never went into negotiations. For me, Thermae is just cheap entertainment for the cost of a couple Singhas when in BKK.
BTW is there anyone who has figured out if there is system for the girls' parking slots? It seems there are often a lot cuties hiding in the back near the staircase. A seniority thing?It's amazing the pricing these days. Yes, the old hags at the BG wanting 2 k; absurd. And Thermae gals never going below 2. 5 k. Insane.
Because for me it's all about tricks, traps, and trophies or fuck, feed, and fifty. Does anybody even know what all this means? Insight, intellect, spirituality will get you far in my world. And how do I keep getting the both girls and guys to keep playing, knowing what I can do with all these mind games? My powers I keep telling folks about. Here is a hint. Thanks to God, I, me, myself was created and born a leader. Simple research on Google suggests:OMFG (insert puking smiley). I think it's time you look up the meaning of narcissism.
It's amazing the pricing these days. Yes, the old hags at the BG wanting 2 k; absurd. And Thermae gals never going below 2. 5 k. Insane.Why Insane? Prices have to rise eventually, and we even see MPs prices gradually going up. Someone just mentioned Doki Doki charges 3 K for 60 minutes. You still have the option of street walkers at 1 k to 1. 5 K for a 30 min session, right? They don't seem to like it when I want 90 minutes. LOL One street walker girl with body and face NOT really up to standard (a 30 YO mother), but a pretty enthusiastic fuck, was suggesting she would like to get 2 k from me for 60 minutes or 2. 5 K for 90 minutes. i.e. I was ripping her off a bit by taking extended time. LOL At that point I decided she just wasn't hot enough for those prices, and stopped doing her. I do have much hotter girls costing me a little more than I was paying her.
Naturally I would not be taking any old hags from Beer Garten at 2 K or for any other price for that matter. I can't remember when I ever found a girl of interest there, of course not keeping on visiting after a few unsuccessful tries. Likewise I probably won't waste my time in Thermae much more, after no recent girls really any good for looks attitude and service, and price was not really the biggest issue, but certainly did not get any value for money girls.
I am still more happy to pay 2. 5 K to 3 K to meet a hot experienced bargirl regular who specialises in Farangs privately, and avoid the bar overheads for drinks and BF. I did BF a bargirl this year maybe only 5 times. Most of these were non regulars. I also meet an Oily MP girl privately, and avoid the Massage shop overhead. No massage (with hands) is involved. She seems to like the sex well enough and the money.
I can see the whole scene is gradually being taken over by online with private meet ups. I already do mostly private meet ups but I have not progressed to meeting new girls online, being a dinosaur, but I can see it might be necessary. I am yet to know if online is really conducive to checking a girl's looks and attitude in detail. I guess even harder to tell what the girl is really like, than perusing at the Thermae.
My biggest selection criteria, is now becoming getting girls that prefer Farangs, and preferably have a reasonable level of experience with them, (but are still pretty models LOL). This is the area I come unstuck in at the Thermae these days. My intro question for the girl should be "How many Farangs have you fucked and how many did you like? And why do you like them more than Japanese?" LOL.
Hopefully this was slightly assuming, since it is so unrealistic. I am just wanting to warp back to the Thermae of 20 to 30 years ago. Met some fabulous sweet girls in Thermae of the far past for all night bookings.
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