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Mr Enternational
04-15-25, 15:36
But Giotto resort real nice place on Soi 33, good food and nice rooms. I had time to drop my stuff off head across to Nana Plaza, with an hour or so left on the clock before closing if I strike out I head to the Nana Hotel disco main level " Was it called Angels " then it was a great FL pick up place. G's place was expensive too. Made me get right back down to Soi 4 where I belonged! Right with the Nana car park and Angels freelance chicks since I was staying in Nana Hotel.
Mr Enternational
04-15-25, 15:42
I have met up with quite a few people from ISG from the notorious Giotto (mas has its own forum here) to quite some other prolific posters (MPLurker, Pita123) some true veterans like OTH, people here are from all colors of life.My first time going to Thailand and I was in the Bangkok forum asking questions. OTH was the first (and last) person on the site to tell me Read The Fucking Forum. These days guys take offense for being told that. Back then you just shut the hell up and started reading.
EverythingThai
04-15-25, 15:59
Hey Twat. Send me a DM after you finish your post so I can reply before yours get released from the moderation jail you are in. That way I can save time. I don't have all day you know.
EverythingThai
04-15-25, 16:17
Even if everyhting you say is true, you ares till a liar and a plagiarist.You ever notice how some sages only speak from the shadows, preferably from a fan-cooled room in a low-rent corner of Cambodia, where roosters double as alarm clocks and WiFi is paid by the hour?
Enter Ben Newton.
He doesn't live in Thailand. He doesn't need to. His spirit hovers above Thermae every quarter, descending briefly in a blaze of cut-rate conquest and fried chicken. Then, poof, back to the slums, where he resumes his role as Forum Gatekeeper, correcting the boots-on-the-ground while sipping instant coffee and planning the next pilgrimage to the Land of Smiles (on layaway).
Is he trolling? Guiding? Rewriting ISG canon one outdated rate at a time?
Hard to say. But if you hear the screech of a tricycle, the hum of a broken fan, and a rant about "mongers paying too much," chances are Ben Newton's keyboard just lit up.
The legend lives, every 90 days, give or take a promo fare. Ha ha.
Disclaimer: This post is based on actual events, but names, locations, and details have been changed. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.
EverythingThai
04-15-25, 17:02
As usual, you understand exactly how things work ET, and I'm just back to half-mongering after a decade or "regular girls". I missed the meet, that would have been a great idea.
Also, wow did not know Jackson was gone, I was wondering. I was trying to reach out as I'm now "moderated" on the forum (that's new to me LOL).
Good to see some real ISG'ers are still standing.He sold the forum. I do not know much more than that. Nice to see you back again my man.
EverythingThai
04-15-25, 17:52
So there I am, just minding my own business at a Bangkok gym or was it a Pattaya gym, or just an imaginary gym, trying not to judge the guy in Crocs doing curls in the squat rack, when suddenly he appears, our hero. Or so he says.
Apparently, this man has spotted a damsel in distress. Not just any damsel, mind you, but a sick one. A sick one who just so happens to be his "client. " That's right. She's paying him, to be inspirational? Motivational? Medicinal? We're still unclear.
But here's the kicker: between photoshopped soy sauce bottles and dreams of Tomorrowland turning into Love Land, this man found time, heroic time, to rescue her from gym doom. Bravo. Truly. If this girl ever stumbled across his "literary" work on public forums though? Security would probably escort her out for having the poor judgment to associate with a man who documents Thai massage scams, street snacks, and thermonuclear ego trips like it's gospel.
Bottom line? You want to help someone, that's great. We applaud that. But if it ends up as a paragraph in your next self-promoting novella. Maybe it wasn't charity, it was personal ego boost marketing.
Surprised you can sleep at night you freak.
Spending far too much valuable time here.
But it's hard to leave on a good note, and wish why'all well! LOL.
It seems all's not well at your Official Review Committee Office where the Two Thai Tag Team Twats operate their ISG Poster Approval Ministry.
They claim they are friends, meet up with each other, and, more curiously, "do business together". It's actually becoming apparent just what "business" they do here. LOL.
I was, and still are, a happy camper enjoying like in my little puta pueblo, and hoped I was free of my dedicated fan / stalker. But alas is was not to be. Sudsy missed me so much, he brought me here with him when he first started dropping my name here. The rest is history.
Then his business associate chimed in to help him out, and when that bombed mightily, I got on the Official Revue Weekly Publication Deplorable List. Maintained by guess who?
My apologies to the good guys here who are not so authoritarian, or mistake Fantasy for Real Life, mistake anonymous posters for real friends, and can't even laugh about it. They must be sick of the shit, like they got sick of it in ISG's DR Forum.
But today it's hard to leave with 10 references to me on this page alone, by the Terrible Two!
Plus an invitation to send MrNothing a personal message. WTF? Maybe he want's a Sudsy "Truce"?
Posted by Sudsy, Post #188, DR Rants.
I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead.I'll file that request in the same place where I file all Sudsy's face to face invitations and unsolicited DM's over the years, out in the ally with yesterday's fishbones.
Looks like I'm stuck here as long as there's business to be taken care of!
Peace to our happy brother mongers!
If a certain someone wants to talk about "OG Vets" these two along with Fernando Alonso and Goats are the real ones. Not some call center scammer. I remember the forum in the days of Jackson. We had meet ups and everyone was really cool. I even hosted a meet up at T-Ded 99 about 10 years ago. It was great meeting many of the guys. Alas those days are over. These guys today on ISG don't have any understanding of the "Bro code". If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police. Then when the member they attack fights back, they spend hours searching online trying to match a photo up with one of the members reports so they can identify them and attack him further. The forum is not the same as before. Before it was a community of like minded individuals and now its just a place full of toxicity and meaningless and unrealistic reports that have no use for anyone reading them. Punjabi Refund, the DR Twat and Fuck off contribute absolutely nothing to ISG, while others use ISG as their personal therapy session. When some of us call them out, they just continue their BS. Alas.You're a liar. You're a plagiarist, a phony and a liar. The only folks who believe your bullshit reports and advice are either brand new newbies to Thailand or pathetic nerds who have no idea what they're doing. This place used to be good, and then folks like you arrived.
My first time going to Thailand and I was in the Bangkok forum asking questions. OTH was the first (and last) person on the site to tell me Read The Fucking Forum. These days guys take offense for being told that. Back then you just shut the hell up and started reading.Yeah now you got a guy here that goes back, copies and paste and plagiarizes reports and then presented as his own work.
You ever notice how some sages only speak from the shadows, preferably from a fan-cooled room in a low-rent corner of Cambodia, where roosters double as alarm clocks and WiFi is paid by the hour?
Enter Ben Newton.
He doesn't live in Thailand. He doesn't need to. His spirit hovers above Thermae every quarter, descending briefly in a blaze of cut-rate conquest and fried chicken. Then, poof, back to the slums, where he resumes his role as Forum Gatekeeper, correcting the boots-on-the-ground while sipping instant coffee and planning the next pilgrimage to the Land of Smiles (on layaway).
Is he trolling? Guiding? Rewriting ISG canon one outdated rate at a time?
Hard to say. But if you hear the screech of a tricycle, the hum of a broken fan, and a rant about "mongers paying too much," chances are Ben Newton's keyboard just lit up.
The legend lives, every 90 days, give or take a promo fare. Ha ha.
Disclaimer: This post is based on actual events, but names, locations, and details have been changed. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.Even if everything you say is true, you're still a liar, plagiarist and scumbag.
ElMexicant
04-15-25, 21:14
So this movie is based on a Thai video game. Filmed in Thailand of course. Lucky ducky me got asked to play an "extra. " Look for the sleeves on the sleeveless guy. Revelations. It's only for a few seconds but oh well. My first step into "stardom. " Njoy the flick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-17tBEdfDIs
Fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy!Statement about the price police
If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police.Price police performing a raid
I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners.Your honor, I request that you issue a warrant for the arrest of ET Phone Home based on the above probable cause for violation of man law 101 in the first degree (talking shit about how another man spends his money). Along with the additional charge of hypocrisy in the first degree.
Dey be yelling and screaming but it's a tad bit late. Like Nate Dog and Warren G, The Cmdr had to regulate!
Being realistic is the most important if you are going to post reports in the Pattaya section or any section on ISG. For pricing in Pattaya, if every monger budgets 2000 Baht per girl for a short time encounter, they will be safe. Some ladies will charge a little more or less depending on the venue, the location and type of girl, freelancer or bar girl and the type of service you want. But budgeting 2000 Baht is a safe bet. Some days you will pay a little more and other days a little less. It will all even out in the end.
I can agree as long as one stays away from the gogo bars 2000 baht should get it done in most cases.You both be bullshitting!
Thai Friendly, Beach Road, Massage Places - 1000 - 1250; Gentleman's Clubs - 2000 - 5000; Agogos - 5000 - 10,000; Venues where blow jobs are priced as a separate service 500 -1000.
But what do I know, I am a NEWBIE.
ROTFLMAO!
Who the fuck cares what you think of the price or appearance of another man's prostitute that he hires.
You just be a bunch of mother fucking KeyBoard Warriors spewing male bovine excrement. Most of ya! You have not seen them (the other mens prostitutes).
Yet you have the mother fucking audacity to make judgments from afar.
Then complain: no more bro code. WHAT THE FUCK?
Whatever happened to: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.
Angry I am not.
Calling out mother fucks for bullshit and hypocrisy I am!
ElMexicant
04-15-25, 23:51
With all due respect, your post cries "remember when" which in my opinion is the lowest form of conversation. I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners. This post is just not realistic.
Anyways, I'm on a mission called" Being realistic" and I truly believe if you are posting things that are not realistic in the forum, it does not help anyone. Of course there are exceptions and sometimes odd things happen. But if its not the norm, and you post it, its not worth even reading as it helps no one. I referring to all of the ridiculous pricing info and other experiences you post that are mostly not current. They are not realistic.These are only my opinions though. Keep posting. Cheers MR. E.
There was a girl who had a day job as a cashier in a bar called Windmill. When she finished work, she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.
There was a bargirl in a bar called Repent on Soi 6 and when she finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.
There was a girl who had a day job in Central department store and when.
She finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.
There was a girl who had a day job in a Russian restaurant on the dark side and when she finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.
What is the difference between all the women? None that I had ever been able to tell. They were just all prostitutes that came over all night for 1000 baht. They needed no special titles. Prostitutes do not work only at places where one goes to find prostitutes.There was an episode where the Simpsons tried to go to the all the Beaches (Playas) on an island. And they were NOT allowed. That was when I come to realize the Simpsons would NEVER understand Playas. To them it was all unreal and fairy tales because the CANNOT.
Just like in the Bette Midler song.
'Cause the players going to play, play, play, play, play.
And the haters going to hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Baby, I'm just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
I shake it off, I shake it off (whoo-hoo-hoo).
ElMexicant
04-16-25, 02:31
Two foreigners, best buddies, one talking crazy shit to the entire Soi 6 in front of SLUTZ and Chili, the other only talking slightly weird shit. But both got beat down by the entire Soi. Even thought someone kicked them with some black dress shoes. Don't be like dumb and dumber. Real OG Vets don't condone violence.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1196246504752362
Spending far too much valuable time here.Really?
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!Hey Jokie,
When you coming to Thailand?
Two foreigners, best buddies, one talking crazy shit to the entire Soi 6 in front of SLUTZ and Chili, the other only talking slightly weird shit. But both got beat down by the entire Soi. Even thought someone kicked them with some black dress shoes. Don't be like dumb and dumber. Real OG Vets don't condone violence.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1196246504752362Can't see what those shirtless idiots did to start it all in that clip, but as expected in Thailand: once one thai gets a punch in, every other random thai and their aunt piles on with their own kicks and punches.
Unless you think you're ready to take on the entire soi, better bow out before any trouble starts as it will never end good.
EverythingThai
04-16-25, 13:57
You both be bullshitting!
Thai Friendly, Beach Road, Massage Places - 1000 - 1250; Gentleman's Clubs - 2000 - 5000; Agogos - 5000 - 10,000; Venues where blow jobs are priced as a separate service 500 -1000.
But what do I know, I am a NEWBIE.
ROTFLMAO!2000 baht per lady is what I recommend anyone budgets. I did say that some days you might spend less, and there is your 500 baht BJ or 1000 Baht ST. Then I said somedays you might pay more and there is your 5000. I have never been asked 10,000 by any girl in Pattaya. Have I ever paid that? Yes. Why? Because I gotta LOL. I get what I want so I pay more If want some particular extra service. That is not just for BBFS CIP though. The extra service in this case for 10,000 +++ involved a lot more than that.
Anyways, so it all evens out in the end. Mother Fucker. Ha ha
So my brother, male bovine...................... Blah blah blah.
EverythingThai
04-16-25, 14:14
Who the fuck cares what you think of the price or appearance of another man's prostitute that he hires.
You just be a bunch of mother fucking KeyBoard Warriors spewing male bovine excrement. Most of ya! You have not seen them (the other mens prostitutes).
Yet you have the mother fucking audacity to make judgments from afar.
Then complain: no more bro code. WHAT THE FUCK?
Whatever happened to: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.
Angry I am not.
Calling out mother fucks for bullshit and hypocrisy I am!Easy now big fella ha ha. The "bro code is a sacred ISG tradition some of us OG vets have from back in the day in Thailand, 10+ years ago. Its not about us telling others what to pay, its about a code ha ha.
EverythingThai
04-16-25, 14:16
Even if everything you say is true, you're still a liar, plagiarist and scumbag.What does this even mean? Ha ha.
ElMexicant
04-16-25, 14:53
Can't see what those shirtless idiots did to start it all in that clip, but as expected in Thailand: once one thai gets a punch in, every other random thai and their aunt piles on with their own kicks and punches.
Unless you think you're ready to take on the entire soi, better bow out before any trouble starts as it will never end good.The usual. Drunk. Slapped bar girl. Challenged anyone on Soi 6 to fight. There are 3 parts to the video with one of the guys doing the Karate Kid crane stance on a bouncer and then laughing it off. At least this is was what was spread on social media. Too bad one of the guys had to take a crap load of punches just because he was "aligned" with his dumbass buddy. Choose them carefully.
"Pattaya police have been busy investigating a viral brawl on Soi 6 during Songkran involving various bar staff, security guards, and foreign tourists. According to the staff involved and dozens of witnesses, the highly intoxicated foreign tourists had been challenging everyone to a fight, grabbing staff against their will, assaulted a female manager and bar staff, and disrupted part of the soi, drawing a crowd of over a hundred, before the brawl took place.
Police are urging the tourists involved to come forward and give their version of events, while adding they are searching for them as well. The staff involved have apologized. "
https://thepattayanews.com/2025/04/15/pattaya-soi-6-songkran-brawl-goes-viral-security-guards-cite-harassment-by-drunk-tourists/
ElMexicant
04-16-25, 15:09
New never seen before girl at gym. Me stretching my adductors in the corner. She comes to my secluded spot. Lays out a mat. Begins all sorts of yoga stretching. Can see camel toe with her tights. Turned off the headphones and this girl was grunting and moaning. Somebody taking this serious.
Can't see what those shirtless idiots did to start it all in that clip, but as expected in Thailand: once one thai gets a punch in, every other random thai and their aunt piles on with their own kicks and punches.
Unless you think you're ready to take on the entire soi, better bow out before any trouble starts as it will never end good.Those guys were drunk. They'll be in a lot of pain in the morning and won't know what happened.
Banana Boi
04-16-25, 17:03
Hopefully deported. If you think you can take on the Black Shirts you deserve what's coming to you.
I was, and still are, a happy camper enjoying like in my little puta pueblo, and hoped I was free of my dedicated fan / stalker. But alas is was not to be. Sudsy missed me so much, he brought me here with him when he first started dropping my name here. The rest is history.So, you start a flame war with me in the Sousa Rants threads years ago that gets you put on moderation and yet:
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!So the only reason you are here is to troll.
Easy now big fella ha ha. The "bro code is a sacred ISG tradition some of us OG vets have from back in the day in Thailand, 10+ years ago. Its not about us telling others what to pay, its about a code ha ha.You mother fucker were not getting killed being code talkers in World War II. Get the fuck out here with that pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.
Your mother fucking OG Vet code is as simple as we do not talk about International Trickin outside of the circle we are international trickin in. No sharing of identifying information with others. Just like Fight Club.
N**** Please!
2000 baht per lady is what I recommend anyone budgets.I dont give a fuck!
I did say that some days you might spend less, and there is your 500 baht BJ or 1000 Baht ST. Then I said somedays you might pay more and there is your 5000.You did say that. But what did I say?
2000 THB a fuck on average right?
Let's say a international trick pays the following amounts to hire a prostitute: 2000,500, 2000,2000, 2000,5000, 2000 = 15500 Total over seven days. The average of the numbers is = 2,214.28571 THB. So your budget example of 14000 would leave our International Trick 1500 THB short. Would it not?
Like a blocked shot on a NBA reel, that was nasty. Don't put up weak shit. Don't you know by now I go hard in the mother fucking paint bro?
Anyways, so it all evens out in the end. Mother Fucker. Ha ha So my brother, male bovine...................... Blah blah blah.No mother fuck it does not!
I did the math for you. I have a background in statistical analysis from a top ten University in my country of origin. Numerical illiteracy is very common in my country of origin. Yours?
I do not assume that 1500 THB is no big deal
The way the mother fucks posting up in here talk about my flow, my stack, my trading and my buying gold, tells me they don't really have any money even if they do fly business class from Southern California in order to cheat on their wife to fuck prostitutes in Thailand.
Unable to tolerate further provocation, one guard struck a tourist in the face, causing him to stagger and fall. The guards expressed regret for their lack of restraint, apologizing to the public while urging consideration of the tourists behavior.
If you cannot de-escalate a situation, if you cannot restrain a drunk adversary then you shouldn't have these jobs. Under no condition should an individual claiming to be security be throwing the first punch. This is unprofessional behavior. These individuals should not have these jobs. Period. FULL STOP!Why are these so-called security personnel not calling the POLICE immediately?
What does this even mean? Ha ha.WHWMF got some electricity in his Cambodian Slum. He knew it wouldn't last long. So after beating off, he beat on his keyboard and sent off some quick messages in order blow of his frustration from not being a fuck a Thai Girl in Thailand.
NicFrenchy
04-17-25, 02:19
New never seen before girl at gym. Me stretching my adductors in the corner. She comes to my secluded spot. Lays out a mat. Begins all sorts of yoga stretching. Can see camel toe with her tights. Turned off the headphones and this girl was grunting and moaning. Somebody taking this serious.In Thailand?? Wow, that is a first for me.
I am at the gym 4 times a week and while, yes, there are a LOT of girls in yoga pants and just a sports bra, I have never seen any of them approach a foreigner first, and being so overtly physically flirting. Why? Because other Thais would look down on them for doing so (in a world where "face" is everything).
Having said that, I do talk to a lot of these girls at the gym, but I am a regular there and they also are regulars, we just say Hello,/ goodbye or give each other a head-nod but it's just small talk. Even with that small talk, I get sideways looks from Thai guys.
Mr Enternational
04-17-25, 03:42
Having said that, I do talk to a lot of these girls at the gym, but I am a regular there and they also are regulars, we just say Hello,/ goodbye or give each other a head-nod but it's just small talk. Even with that small talk, I get sideways looks from Thai guys.In Bangkok you get sideways looks. In Pattaya you get thumbs up.
UglyAzzMan
04-17-25, 04:12
Unable to tolerate further provocation, one guard struck a tourist in the face, causing him to stagger and fall. The guards expressed regret for their lack of restraint, apologizing to the public while urging consideration of the tourists behavior.
Why are these so-called security personnel not calling the POLICE immediately?You don't understand Thai Culture do ya.
EverythingThai
04-17-25, 09:58
How can she look as hot as hell when all you see is a side view, no face?
Not half japanese either.
But hey give us a report as to how hot she is, since you're going to do a sight unseen. Make sure you invent lots of details and costs.Oh wait, your playbook is kinda of shit. Anyways:
Have you not heard of sarcasm you piece of shit. You rusty cunnnntttttt bucket. What would be good for me and the rest of the ISG community would be for you to crawl back in your mother's vagina and cook a little longer. Now run along you stupid fuck.
WHWMF got some electricity in his Cambodian Slum. He knew it wouldn't last long. So after beating off, he beat on his keyboard and sent off some quick messages in order blow of his frustration from not being a fuck a Thai Girl in Thailand.Oh look it's mess boy again thinking about other people's dicks. Next time I beat off on a keyboard I'll post some pics for you So you can Make slurping noises.
Oh wait, your playbook is kinda of shit. Anyways:
Have you not heard of sarcasm you piece of shit. You rusty cunnnntttttt bucket. What would be good for me and the rest of the ISG community would be for you to crawl back in your mother's vagina and cook a little longer. Now run along you stupid fuck.I may be all that but I'm not a liar, plagiarist and fabulist and as we see from your promise to go find the famous half Japanese girl, a bullshit artist too.
Everything about you is phony. OverpayThai. You are here for your own ego needs and add nothing new to the information set forward in this forum. You pretend to be a pioneer and expert, but you a just a low-life wannabe and a legend in your own mind.
EverythingThai
04-17-25, 11:33
I dont give a fuck!
You did say that. But what did I say?
2000 THB a fuck on average right?
Let's say a international trick pays the following amounts to hire a prostitute: 2000,500, 2000,2000, 2000,5000, 2000 = 15500 Total over seven days. The average of the numbers is = 2,214.28571 THB. So your budget example of 14000 would leave our International Trick 1500 THB short. Would it not?
Like a blocked shot on a NBA reel, that was nasty. Don't put up weak shit. Don't you know by now I go hard in the mother fucking paint bro?
No mother fuck it does not!
I did the math for you. I have a background in statistical analysis from a top ten University in my country of origin. Numerical illiteracy is very common in my country of origin. Yours?
I do not assume that 1500 THB is no big deal
The way the mother fucks posting up in here talk about my flow, my stack, my trading and my buying gold, tells me they don't really have any money even if they do fly business class from Southern California in order to cheat on their wife to fuck prostitutes in Thailand.Hey professor, appreciate the Excel flex — seriously. But if you're breaking down monger math like a Wall Street analyst, maybe you're not in the right line of work. I'm just out here offering a ballpark budget so people don't end up doing long division in the bar. Most of us are cool letting the averages handle themselves. If you're running a calculator while the girl's already showered, you're doing it wrong. Ha ha.
EverythingThai
04-17-25, 11:35
You mother fucker were not getting killed being code talkers in World War II. Get the fuck out here with that pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.
Your mother fucking OG Vet code is as simple as we do not talk about International Trickin outside of the circle we are international trickin in. No sharing of identifying information with others. Just like Fight Club.Now that's the energy I came here for. Love the loyalty to the OG Vet code, whip started this OG vet shit anyways? Ha ha. Anyways, no faces, no names, no leaks. But let's be honest, half the dudes in here treat "Don't talk about it" like it's a group therapy challenge. You want Fight Club? Cool. But let's not forget rule #1: If you start quoting movies and calling people "International Tricks," you've probably already said too much.
Explorer8939
04-17-25, 13:28
Evidently, not a lot of posters here are actually in Pattaya.
Because if they were, they would be commenting on the horrible traffic for Songkran.
Bolt is unavailable tonight, unless you want to pay for a special car.
I don't go out, but tonight, my inbound lady can't get a taxi.
NicFrenchy
04-17-25, 14:04
Your mother fucking OG Vet code is as simple as we do not talk about International Trickin outside of the circle we are international trickin in. No sharing of identifying information with others. Just like Fight Club.I have missed so much. But please explain "nternational trickin" for me? I am not familiar with teenage vocabulary (I'm old). And as I was the first one to use the term "Bro code" in my post, I only meant that those who wanted to meet, met and exchanged first names, some shared full names, some more. But we are all adult men (real ones) and would never reveal anything personal about someone just because they don't agree with us in a forum full of keyboard warriors.
But once you trim the fat, there are genuinely great people here, that contribute and understand that they have to share in order to help the newbs the same way others helped them when they were researching.
Oh look it's mess boy again thinking about other people's dicks. Next time I beat off on a keyboard I'll post some pics for you So you can Make slurping noises.I am concerned about my own dick.
But since once again you are going for you homophobic comments like Joakie and AllBitch just keep in mind that I'm not like them or you. I've never accused anyone of being a homosexual. But you outed yourself with all your talk about ladyboys. If you want I can pull up all of your posts about it. You post more about ladyboys than anyone else posting in this thread.
I know what you are doing. You are looking into the mirror and projecting. I don't care if you like to get on your knees and suck ladyboy dick.
Your time; Your money; Your mouth; Your call!
But let's not forget rule #1: If you start quoting movies and calling people "International Tricks," you've probably already said too much.A man should not engage in self delusion. Like the mother fucks who are saying girls that have a day job are not prostitutes when the come at night and let them have access to their mouth pussy ass for a fee. GTF?
If you have left your country and you hiring a prostitute in another country then by definition of the King's English your are a INTERNATIONAL TRICK. The determinant on if you are a mother fucker or not is if the prostitute you hire has kids. ROFLMAO!
Period. Full Stop!
My name is SubCmdr, and I used Human Intelligence (HI) to write this message!
Hey professor, appreciate the Excel flex seriously. But if you're breaking down monger math like a Wall Street analyst, maybe you're not in the right line of work. I'm just out here offering a ballpark budget so people don't end up doing long division in the bar. Most of us are cool letting the averages handle themselves. If you're running a calculator while the girl's already showered, you're doing it wrong. Ha ha.If I can fuck 2 times for what someone else pays for short time or five times for what someone else pays for short time I respectfully submit that you detail EXACTLY what I am doing wrong.
Hands up, this is a mother fucking Price Police Raid
Finally someone calls me E out on pricing besides me. You know the answer ET. His girls are Ugly. Nothing wrong with Ugly. Darn Cheap.
I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners.
Today, what girls go for 1000 Baht LT? Can you tell me where please?You two have accused a man of lying on his dick.
So what if the girls are ugly? Not your time; Not your money; Not your dick; Not your call;.
Reality is neither of you actually know So while I am being read the riot act over the detailed language contained in the Bro code, at least I am not trying to do a Gorilla reach around and fling into everyones face about the appearance of prostitutes that others hire that NEITHER of you have seen.
So easy.
I say I have an apartment in DR. Then Sudsy has "multiple residences" there.
I say I got a local wifey in DR. Then Sudsy has 3.
I say I'd love to fuck Japanese girls in Japan. Then Sudsy says he's fucked lots of girls in Japan.
I called out the Fantasy vs Real Life in Pattaya with no "perspective". Sudsy suddenly finds the meaning of life on a 7/11 store room floor, and it moved him to tears. So much he never mentioned it again!
Below I accused the Twin Thai Tag Team Twats of being up each others butt! Now they are "at each others throat!" Pure theatre!
I ended the post wish (peace to happy mongers) to see if they bit! Yep, the laughs and ha ha ha ha's poured forth on cue!
I've been doing this with Sudsy for 10 years, and it works with his bum boy too!
Hilarious and fascinating!
If you understand why security strikes first instead of calling the police.
You don't understand Thai Culture do ya.Explain!
So anybody want to share intel on their hot Thai girls that go for cheap? 555.Thai Friendly. But I am surprised that a supposed OG Vet didn't know this already.
ROTFLMAO
ElMexicant
04-17-25, 21:26
In Thailand?? Wow, that is a first for me.
I am at the gym 4 times a week and while, yes, there are a LOT of girls in yoga pants and just a sports bra, I have never seen any of them approach a foreigner first, and being so overtly physically flirting. Why? Because other Thais would look down on them for doing so (in a world where "face" is everything).
Having said that, I do talk to a lot of these girls at the gym, but I am a regular there and they also are regulars, we just say Hello,/ goodbye or give each other a head-nod but it's just small talk. Even with that small talk, I get sideways looks from Thai guys.First off, hats off for sharing your own experience versus denying the experiences of others like some on here. Honesty, every post should probably begin with one of the following:
1. In my own experience, or.
2. I can't speak for others, but in my case.
It's refreshing to hear somebody who isn't speaking for ALL of MANKIND and telling people what to do or what to wear or how to act on here. 555. So with that.
I can't speak for others, but in my case, this shit happens to me all the time. An elevator full of women seem to always hold the door for me, while I've seen them press the "close door" button as fast as their fingers will let them, on other people. All I know is for myself, is that if I see hot girl (z), I stick my hand on the elevator door with a finger on the open door button, until they are able to catch it. They can be 100 feet away and I will make everybody in the elevator patiently wait for them, like I do. Kind kind kind me.
It seems as your gym etiquette is a bit different from mine. I am 7 days a week, sometimes twice a day, roughly 360 days a year (flight days). And even then, I have my resistance bands for the airport. It's push, pull, leg, and repeat routine with cardio everyday for me. I just work out. If I am hunting a human, I will chat. Other than that, no talk to anyone, unless I need to correct somebody before they injure themselves or need to work in on a machine or show somebody how to use a machine correctly. Meaning, DO NOT lock your elbows or knees around me. 555. Re rack my weights. Clean equipment before and after usage (in my experience, Asians are the worse at this habit). I don't text or use the phone while on the gym floor. I go to the break area. Wipe the communal co-ed sinks dry after washing my hands. Our bathrooms, showers, and locker rooms have a split but sink area is community. I know the girls notice who washes up and who doesn't and who wipes the sinks dry. Do not walk in front of people filming and around the long way when people work in an open space by themselves. Don't pose in the mirror, but use the mirrors to glance at myself (dopamine and serotonin dropping from the PUMP) and at hot girls working out. Have become a pro at this.
My peripheral vision is good. I have done this long enough to read the cues of others. Just the same as when I was in Tihar. It's almost the same environment. You learn to spot out the newbies, weak, snitches, prey, predators, and those who are OG Vets and those who claim. Having said all of this, maybe my 73 year old client with stage 4 cancer, whose family owns the private gym I am at, has something to do with the nice smiles and friendly gestures I get here. But then again, I can't speak for others, but in my case, this happens almost everywhere I go. Just yesterday, another girl (but not so pretty) asked me if she can use the elliptical which I had my gym bag hanging off of. I keep my bag off the floor, so people don't trip. I look looked around and none of the ellipticals were in use. But she wanted mine. Was she flirting? I dunno. We will never know. I don't chat unless I am hunting you, not the other way around. Welcome to my life, the man with the "golden dick". My aura? The O but not G, flirting girl with the camel toe per our discussion, moaning and grunting, turned out to be a fitness influencer named Prae. When she asked, I politely declined to be in her videos for social media likes. She can try to go find another who can do 25+ pull ups in under 30 secs. I am not her stooge. Not even for some poon that is from Prae (prey / pray).
Thanks for allowing me to share my experiences once again. To each their own and YMWV not (M).
ElMexicant
04-17-25, 21:42
Hopefully deported. If you think you can take on the Black Shirts you deserve what's coming to you.It was just not the Thais. Even in the videos, you can see a couple of the foreigners sneaking in a shot here and there. You challenge the entire Soi, you can expect it to be a multinational ass kicking. Clearly a stern warning to those who decide to take on everybody. No Indian bros representing though. Not even an eye poke. Sad times we live in.
"Matters escalated when the disruptive foreigner began challenging people to a Muay Thai fight, further taunting the guards and patrons. It was at this point that one of the bouncers lost patience and delivered a single punch to the man's face, knocking him off his feet. Bystanders, both Thai nationals and other foreigners, then joined in, delivering additional blows as the man lay stunned on the ground. ".
https://aseannow.com/topic/1357839-foreign-tourist-assaults-bar-staff-%C2%A0-women-in-pattaya-soi-6-knocked-down-in-viral-brawl/
OG Vet Code. The ghetto hits ISG.
Newton York
04-18-25, 01:27
There's really no such thing as a bro code. I mean come on guys. If your best friends hot wife came on to you, you wouldn't think twice about fucking her. Heck, if your brother had a hot wife, and she came on to you, you'd fuck her. Bro code? Jeeze.
And in context of hobbying, having a code is just kinda ridiculous. To each his own, and if you get to that pussy first then so be it. We're paying the chicks after all. Man, you guys are weird.
There's really no such thing as a bro code. I mean come on guys. If your best friends hot wife came on to you, you wouldn't think twice about fucking her. Heck, if your brother had a hot wife, and she came on to you, you'd fuck her. Bro code? Jeeze.
And in context of hobbying, having a code is just kinda ridiculous. To each his own, and if you get to that pussy first then so be it. We're paying the chicks after all. Man, you guys are weird.This OP must not have any male friends. Amongst my boys we asked permission to run up in a girl even after one of our boys were done with her.
Bros before hos
Grown man that doesn't understand that isn't a man at all. He is a *****!
Next to Joakie this is the stupidest mother fucker posting in the Thailand Threads.
Topic of prices has come up again. One guy who gets girls every night pays 2,000 long time. Another guy claims he gets them 1 k long time. The one thing in common. Both are Ok with ugly. One guy ok with Super Ugly. Hahahaha. To the Newbies. Lots of guys are Ok with Ugly in Papaya. You have to see it to Believe it.What I have to see is how you know a prostitute is ugly solely based on the price she is charging?
How much do you pay AssUglyMan? Have you ever posted a picture of a prostitute that way all of us can judge your standards?
I have a challenge. Meet me anywhere in Pattaya and we will hit whatever venues you like and judge girls by appearance and see how much they are charging for Long Time and Short Time.
Gauntlet is down. Let see if you are real or are you just going to continue to talk your pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.
NicFrenchy
04-18-25, 14:47
I don't chat unless I am hunting you, not the other way aroundBeing a member of Thailand Expensive fitness club (the Elite one), there are very few foreigners so I do stand out. I also don't like talking to people, but mostly because I can't be bothered to remember and recognize them. It's easier to just politely nod and be on my way.
I made the mistake at my previous gym (Virgin Active) and then people just come to you and yap about stuff I give less than a crap about.
I also avoid trying to pull girls at the gym, because I know it's not going to be lasting long and don't want any problems later on (maybe I'm too "Thai" in that way).
My issue is more being hunted. And it just doesn't stop. Except, it's from guys!! I have had a few enter my shower cubicle "by mistake" and even when you tell them to leave, they say sorry, smile but still look at your sausage.
For that reason, I no longer use the showers at the gym.
First off, hats off for sharing your own experience versus denying the experiences of others like some on here. Honesty, every post should probably begin with one of the following:
1. In my own experience, or.
2. I can't speak for others, but in my case.
It's refreshing to hear somebody who isn't speaking for ALL of MANKIND and telling people what to do or what to wear or how to act on here. 555. So with that.
I can't speak for others, but in my case, this shit happens to me all the time. An elevator full of women seem to always hold the door for me, while I've seen them press the "close door" button as fast as their fingers will let them, on other people. All I know is for myself, is that if I see hot girl (z), I stick my hand on the elevator door with a finger on the open door button, until they are able to catch it. They can be 100 feet away and I will make everybody in the elevator patiently wait for them, like I do. Kind kind kind me.
It seems as your gym etiquette is a bit different from mine. I am 7 days a week, sometimes twice a day, roughly 360 days a year (flight days). And even then, I have my resistance bands for the airport. It's push, pull, leg, and repeat routine with cardio everyday for me. I just work out. If I am hunting a human, I will chat. Other than that, no talk to anyone, unless I need to correct somebody before they injure themselves or need to work in on a machine or show somebody how to use a machine correctly. Meaning, DO NOT lock your elbows or knees around me. 555.In business, it's called reading the room. It's a learned art. As Sherlock Holmes used to say, "You see, Watson, but you don't observe!
For 40 years in my previous life, I had to attend meetings with all sorts of disgruntled and hostile lawyers and their clients. I learned the art of reading the room, so no time was wasted with triflers and egomaniacs. The only ones that gave me a hard time were the quiet, smiling ones. There's a lesson there, somewhere!
There's really no such thing as a bro code. I mean come on guys. If your best friends hot wife came on to you, you wouldn't think twice about fucking her. Heck, if your brother had a hot wife, and she came on to you, you'd fuck her. Bro code? Jeeze.
And in context of hobbying, having a code is just kinda ridiculous. To each his own, and if you get to that pussy first then so be it. We're paying the chicks after all. Man, you guys are weird.Girls are good liars!
Mongers are bad liars!
It was just not the Thais. Even in the videos, you can see a couple of the foreigners sneaking in a shot here and there. You challenge the entire Soi, you can expect it to be a multinational ass kicking. Clearly a stern warning to those who decide to take on everybody. No Indian bros representing though. Not even an eye poke. Sad times we live in.
"Matters escalated when the disruptive foreigner began challenging people to a Muay Thai fight, further taunting the guards and patrons. It was at this point that one of the bouncers lost patience and delivered a single punch to the man's face, knocking him off his feet. Bystanders, both Thai nationals and other foreigners, then joined in, delivering additional blows as the man lay stunned on the ground. ".
https://aseannow.com/topic/1357839-foreign-tourist-assaults-bar-staff-%C2%A0-women-in-pattaya-soi-6-knocked-down-in-viral-brawl/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE96VAc_RgQ
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!
So easy.For Joakie to lie.
I say I have an apartment in DR. Then Sudsy has "multiple residences" there.Check the dates. I moved to the DR long before Joakie. He lies!
I say I got a local wifey in DR. Then Sudsy has 3.Never said that. Joakie lies. If I did quote it. He has Dominican Prostitute he has wifed up.
I say I'd love to fuck Japanese girls in Japan. Then Sudsy says he's fucked lots of girls in Japan.Once again. Never said it. Joakie he lies.
I called out the Fantasy vs Real Life in Pattaya with no "perspective". Sudsy suddenly finds the meaning of life on a 7/11 store room floor, and it moved him to tears. So much he never mentioned it again!Joakie, never been to Thailand or Pattaya. Joakie lies.
I've been doing this with Sudsy for 10 years, and it works with his bum boy too!What exactly has Joakie been doing for 10 years. Trolling!
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!Joakie has grown men calling him Tio (who he as watched fuck and shared pictures of their activities) in the Dominican Republic Section. Yet, has the nerve to talk his pure unadulterated male bovine excrement up in a country thread that he has never visited.
Rest assured none of the mother fucks post up in here has ever seen my Big Black Dick like that very strange relationship that is going on over in the Dominican Republic between Tio and his Sobrino.
ROFLMAO
OG Vet Code. The ghetto hits ISG.Yep, no doubt about that. But why you worried about it posting from your Cambodian Slum?
My peripheral vision is good. I have done this long enough to read the cues of others. Just the same as when I was in Tihar. It's almost the same environment. You learn to spot out the newbies, weak, snitches, prey, predators, and those who are OG Vets and those who claim.
It was just not the Thais. Even in the videos, you can see a couple of the foreigners sneaking in a shot here and there. For some reason that sounds even more pathetic. Foreign morons getting of their barstool to kick another foreign moron who's down already. Where the hell is the joy in that.
Evidently, not a lot of posters here are actually in Pattaya. Because if they were, they would be commenting on the horrible traffic for Songkran. Bolt is unavailable tonight, unless you want to pay for a special car. I don't go out, but tonight, my inbound lady can't get a taxi.Bro, you not telling me nothing. I have stayed closed to home. At 0400 a motorbike taxi stopped by while I was waiting for my walking partner to join me for our walk. He told me that if I need a ride I better take it. As there is going to be low availability for Songkran. I stay close to home. Where I stay I can walk to most places without getting hit.
Only time I have was once. Massage girl got me on the Baht Bus on 2nd Ave. Was a good shot. Baht bus was moving. She hit me center of mass.
Respect!
Most of these mother fucks talk more than fuck. Spend WAY less time with boots on the ground than we do. We even have mother fucks posting up in here that have never stepped foot in Thailand. We and they know that.
Philip Marlow
04-19-25, 03:22
So easy.
I say I have an apartment in DR. Then Sudsy has "multiple residences" there.
I say I got a local wifey in DR. Then Sudsy has 3.
I say I'd love to fuck Japanese girls in Japan. Then Sudsy says he's fucked lots of girls in Japan.
I called out the Fantasy vs Real Life in Pattaya with no "perspective". Sudsy suddenly finds the meaning of life on a 7/11 store room floor, and it moved him to tears. So much he never mentioned it again!
Below I accused the Twin Thai Tag Team Twats of being up each others butt! Now they are "at each others throat!" Pure theatre!
I ended the post wish (peace to happy mongers) to see if they bit! Yep, the laughs and ha ha ha ha's poured forth on cue!
I've been doing this with Sudsy for 10 years, and it works with his bum boy too!
Hilarious and fascinating!Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.
Yep, no doubt about that. But why you worried about it posting from your Cambodian Slum?I'm sure that you are familiar with slums. Interesting though, that even poverty and lack of education doesn't make this place a crime ridden hellhole like the Congo or Richmond, VA. Maybe that's necause folks here come from intact families and know who their Daddys are, or couuld be the far more civilized nature of Cambodians vis a vis ghetto Black Americans or Africans?
Yopu still seem to be ranting though. Are you OK? The meds kick in? When you were in jail in Richmond, did you get treatment for your mental illness?
Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.Look at his relationship with OverpayThai. Totally homoerotic.
UglyAzzMan
04-19-25, 03:55
Next to Joakie this is the stupidest mother fucker posting in the Thailand Threads.
What I have to see is how you know a prostitute is ugly solely based on the price she is charging?
How much do you pay AssUglyMan? Have you ever posted a picture of a prostitute that way all of us can judge your standards?
I have a challenge. Meet me anywhere in Pattaya and we will hit whatever venues you like and judge girls by appearance and see how much they are charging for Long Time and Short Time.
Gauntlet is down. Let see if you are real or are you just going to continue to talk your pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.1,000 baht. Nuff said Bro. You even get them for 500.
Stand Proud Bro.
UglyAzzMan
04-19-25, 03:59
Ten day Shiite Show is Over. Will be returning to Pattaya with Riveting Reports.
Newton York
04-19-25, 06:04
Foreigners working in Thailand as tour guides? Maybe that's something I can do, something to think about. Maybe I can escape the 9 to 5 grind just yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifugKALKkCM
In my former life I was a US government investigator.Our dumb ass mother fuck fake ass criminal investigator is back.
You mother fuck never made a federal case. Never testified in front of a Grand Jury and received a true bill. Never testified in a federal trial. Never vested up, had your partner hit the door with the ram and was then first in with the Mossberg Pump, smooth on the right, ready to fight. So of course our Keystone Cop writes this:
Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.You came to this conclusion after performing your investigation, eh?
The one in which you reviewed the following:
The #1 fact:
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!The following evidence:
For Joakie to lie. Check the dates. I moved to the DR long before Joakie. He lies! Never said that. Joakie lies. If I did quote it. He has Dominican Prostitute he has wifed up.
Once again. Never said it. Joakie he lies. Joakie, never been to Thailand or Pattaya. Joakie lies.
What exactly has Joakie been doing for 10 years. Trolling!
Joakie has grown men calling him Tio (who he as watched fuck and shared pictures of their activities) in the Dominican Republic Section. Yet, has the nerve to talk his pure unadulterated male bovine excrement up in a country thread that he has never visited. Rest assured none of the mother fucks post up in here has ever seen my Big Black Dick like that very strange relationship that is going on over in the Dominican Republic between Tio and his Sobrino.
ROFLMAOSo, now you are both liars and both trolling. For what purpose?
Here is some investigation for you:
Phillip Marlow the fake criminal investigator has a sub 100 post count and 15 out of his last 16 posts are in the this Thread.
Now both you Fake Criminal Investigator and your new comic relief Joakie the Dominican Prostitute lover man can run along. Keep my handle out of your mother fucking post until you make a trip report proving that you have actually been to Thailand. Or you can keep trolling. Which is ok.
Because if either of you want to battle I am ready for war!
I guess you have never heard of sarcasm.Nah, Bro. WHWMF is hold up in his Cambodian Slum. His only contact with the outside world is here in the RANTS thread. He is like Joakie in that sense. Raging on the internet about places he has never been and people he has never met.
ROTLMAO!
Back from a 1 month stay. . . . BBFS was easy to get. . . . On Soi 6 had some killer sessions with great attitudes and fair prices. . . . Smile like a game show host and buy one lady drink. The ladies appear genuinely happy I wanted more than just a drink session. . . . Maggie Mays, Buzzin Bar on the opposite side, and a few others. (On Soi Chaiyapoon?) Why waste time here? . . . Some ladies are indeed drink only and not interested in boom-boom. . . . Too many YouTube creators.Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.
Yopu still seem to be ranting thoughAm I? Where did you make your last ISG post? ROTFLMAO!
Are you OK?OUTSTANDING!
The meds kick in?None needed. Triggering you on a daily basis is my therapy.
When you were in jail in Richmond, did you get treatment for your mental illness?Never in Jail.
I'm sure that you are familiar with slums. Interesting though, that even poverty and lack of education doesn't make this place a crime ridden hellhole like the Congo or Richmond, VA. Maybe that's necause folks here come from intact families and know who their Daddys are, or couuld be the far more civilized nature of Cambodians vis a vis ghetto Black Americans or Africans?Concerned about crime are you. That is why you live in a Cambodian Slum. Sorry, WHWMF, nothing you say about me is true. You have that same characteristic with Joakie. Ranting from another country about individuals you have never met.
Enjoy your next trip to Thailand. Like Joakie I will ask you the exact same question as I ask him:
When are you coming to Thailand?
Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.You know if you have all the qualities you claim, explain your language.
Look at his relationship with OverpayThai. Totally homoerotic.Says the man who posts about ladyboys more than anyone else.
Never understood your focus on Richmond, VA until I started to study the US Civil War. It amazing what white people will do to each other. The Confederacy Lost. So sorry for you my man. Your family must have never recovered for you to develop such deep hatred for Black Americanas and Africans. Do not worry. POTUS is working very hard in order to make your country of original white again.
1,000 baht. Nuff said Bro. You even get them for 500. Stand Proud Bro.Price Police performing bed checks
Still can't get into a Top Tier Agogo? So sorry for you my man. Stand proud. Take a shower. Put on some nice clothes. Present yourself again. Stand proud for your people.
Represent!
Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.Usually one in the face and one kick to the head! LOL travel safe guys! ! P.S. SOME OF these guy get what they deserve!! A hot knuckle sandwich!
ElMexicant
04-19-25, 20:26
Anybody remember ending to the movie the Usual Suspects? The look on the over-confident detective's face when he realized Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze all along is priceless. I learned it from the BEST of the BEST. My favorite quote from the ISG LEGEND himself. 2 for 1?
Sorry Martin Luther, but do you think of me as a mere peasant because of my lifestyle? Actually, I am a prince. Not the same type of "prince" that you have down here on Earth, not the ones you read about in history, who comes from royalty. But I am different kind of Prince in my little own fairy tale world. Know what I mean jelly bean? And you probably, don't think much of me. But no, I am not at all a peasant. Instead, Monkeypaw is just a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. What I mean is that I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant peasant, mother pheasant plucker, that's ever plucked mother pheasants. But actually, I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes. If you are still confused, see for yourself. I am a Prince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deCUnq63waI&t=3s
And how funny is that the guy who lived rent free in your head without paying rent, never existed at all. Just a friendly reminder to those who think they know EVERYTHING. It's sucks, that moment when you realize, you actually didn't know shit. Thank you for the laughs. It's Easter Sunday, the Day of the Resurrection. He has Risen.
Newton York
04-20-25, 01:08
By Lucifers taint! I have to post this, I saw it and the first thing I thought of was Thai working girls. Cause they don't b***h and moan about the state of their lives. Or how they got into the business. Thai working girls for the most part all seem to be put together well, not that traumatized, never into drugs, etc. But look at these chicks in German land. Why is that? I think it's because it's obvious isn't it? Thailand is as close to perfect as a country can get, maybe even up there with the likes of a Switzerland or Singapore. Except way cheaper. With excellent free healthcare and free education for all, great weather, and great cheap food, one earthquake every century or so, what's not to like? Plenty of opportunities and work for everyone. It's paradise on earth!
And when foreign dudes show up we get treated like kings, but when we show up in Germany, to partake in the FKK sauna clubs, or red light areas, we get treated like garbage. Go figure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lyONyEaU5A
Honestly, the social worker chick who used to escort, isn't even that hot, but I'd fuck her. Apparently she's worked in an FKK before. Years ago when it was like 100 euros an hour to fuck these chicks in them joints, I'd definitely pay it. Now though, at nearly 200 bucks a pop, nah.
If you watch the whole thing, the chicks explain that it effects them mentally, and they feel grossed out by dudes. But look at the Thai chicks that do this. We can look like Danny freakin Devito, and be as gross and as disgusting and as he is, and the Thai chicks can't get enough of us. Go figure. No wonder we love Thailand so much.
This German network the DW, must have it out for the prostitution business. They're the ones that had that short documentary about Thai sex workers that painted the whole thing in a very bad light. And here they are now making it like every prostitute in Germany hates her job.
Also, I don't really like that they don't talk about the incredible service that these women provide for guys like me. Without working girls, guys like me would never, and I mean NEVER get laid. Working girls, prostitutes, escorts, to me these chicks are heroes and should be celebrated. I don't know where this documentary is coming from, making the chicks out to be all vulnerable and shit, but I know I had some good times with chicks in Germany. And that's all that matters.
UglyAzzMan
04-20-25, 01:48
Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.You don't understand Thai Culture.
Totally agree that being upbeat and Positive is a Plus. , hahaha. But that doesn't pay their Bills.
Anyone think Thai girls are after the SUB for his pleasing personality. No they are after his 1,000 baht. Hahaha.
Newton York
04-20-25, 01:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRGWEJQeaVE
It sounds like the profit margins are kinda thin. But it does seem like a solid way to make a living, and be able to live in Thailand permanent, while providing great work opportunities for girls from Issan. I don't really care what town he's in, I'm assuming somewhere in Pattaya or Phuket, the point is that he's got a small hole in the wall dive bar type deal going on and seems to be doing ok. If he's American, it makes sense. But if he's Canadian, it makes ZERO sense, especially since Canada is such a great country with free healthcare, but to each his own I guess.
Is that what happens? Do all the farangs that go to Thailand eventually just open a bar? Is it that easy? I don't have much cash, but it sounds like almost anybody can do it. If this neckbeard dude can do it, then christ on a stick, anybody can. He looks like he went straight from living in his mom's basement to owning a girlie bar in Thailand.
Statistically, one of you here is a Thailand girlie bar owner. Tell us more please.
Philip Marlow
04-20-25, 04:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRGWEJQeaVE
It sounds like the profit margins are kinda thin. But it does seem like a solid way to make a living, and be able to live in Thailand permanent, while providing great work opportunities for girls from Issan. He's Canadian and the bar is in Chiang Mai, in the boxing stadium. Jax Bar. It's his second bar in CM, the first one went belly up. He's really open about everything, including costs, his losses and failures. He has a great series of videos about his experiences, and a website to assist others who want to open a bar.
Explorer8939
04-20-25, 10:26
If you go with a Thai lady for less than 3 days, she will treat you like a king.
But if you pass 3 days and you haven't agreed to sponsor her, or become her "boyfriend", then things go south quickly.
I can assure you that none of the ladies in my rotation treat me like a king. It's only when a newbie shows up that I get the royal treatment.
Mewton York is catching up real fast to Dudmander in being number 1 foolishness poster here.Actually, No one will ever be able to surpass the level of idiocy contained your posts.
When are you coming to Thailand?
Would you look at this:
He's Canadian and the bar is in Chiang Mai, in the boxing stadium. Jax Bar. It's his second bar in CM, the first one went belly up. He's really open about everything, including costs, his losses and failures. He has a great series of videos about his experiences, and a website to assist others who want to open a bar.I point out that the last 15 of 16 posts from the OP is in the RANTS threads and magically he has something to add in the Pattaya Reports thread. Still nothing about him fucking a Thai Girl in Thailand, yet.
ROTFLMAO!
Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.When you coming to Thailand Fake Criminal Investigator?
When you coming to Thailand Joakie (new comic relief man and Dominican Prostitute loverboy)?
When you coming to Thailand WHWMF (still posting your male bovine excrement from your Cambodian Slum)?
If you go with a Thai lady for less than 3 days, she will treat you like a king. But if you pass 3 days and you haven't agreed to sponsor her, or become her "boyfriend", then things go south quickly. I can assure you that none of the ladies in my rotation treat me like a king. It's only when a newbie shows up that I get the royal treatment.Who gives a fuck? Just speaking for myself I don't!
Mr Enternational
04-20-25, 16:37
If you go with a Thai lady for less than 3 days, she will treat you like a king.
But if you pass 3 days and you haven't agreed to sponsor her, or become her "boyfriend", then things go south quickly.
I can assure you that none of the ladies in my rotation treat me like a king. It's only when a newbie shows up that I get the royal treatment.It is called diminishing returns. You think the guys are still treating the girls like queens after 3 days?
It is just like a mf going to beg for a new job saying they will do whatever it takes. Then once they get the job they start laying out the rules they did not have when they were jobless.
Mr Enternational
04-20-25, 16:48
I was hoping to plan a threesome. Me, another guy and a ladyboy. How do I go about it?You mean you and 2 other guys, but one dressed like a woman. Same way you go about it with any other sex worker I presume.
Anybody remember ending to the movie the Usual Suspects? The look on the over-confident detective's face when he realized Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze all along is priceless. I learned it from the BEST of the BEST. My favorite quote from the ISG LEGEND himself. 2 for 1?
And how funny is that the guy who lived rent free in your head without paying rent, never existed at all. Just a friendly reminder to those who think they know EVERYTHING. It's sucks, that moment when you realize, you actually didn't know shit. Thank you for the laughs. It's Easter Sunday, the Day of the Resurrection. He has Risen.MonkeyPaw was great. That's when this forum was fun instead of being taken over by mental patients like Mess Boy and his catamite Overpaid Thai. I had the privilege of meeting MonkeyPaw once in person and he was hysterically funny.
Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?
Newton York
04-21-25, 00:24
Is this why some people from a certain part of the world get a bad rep? Look, I've been done dirty by hotel front desk people too, but this guy has really lost his shit. Maybe he's high on shrooms or something. It's really kinda weird.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThailandTourism/comments/1k3royi/another_tourist_disrespecting_thai_workers/
This is going viral, I'm sure it's huge in Bangkok itself now. I tell ya folks, it's not going to go down well for the certain people from a particular part of the world and the reputation they have. Not saying they're all bad, but just sayin.
NicFrenchy
04-21-25, 02:10
Is this why some people from a certain part of the world get a bad rep? Look, I've been done dirty by hotel front desk people too, but this guy has really lost his shit. Maybe he's high on shrooms or something. It's really kinda weird. Saw the video and it seems the hotel is 100% in the wrong here, charged the guest twice and the guy clearly lost his composure. I think it's because they went to make it clear the day before they did not want to be charged again. Hotel staff, being stubborn as they usually are, didn't do anything to bring a solution.
Another day in Thai Hotel reception life.
Is this why some people from a certain part of the world get a bad rep? Look, I've been done dirty by hotel front desk people too, but this guy has really lost his shit. Maybe he's high on shrooms or something. It's really kinda weird.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThailandTourism/comments/1k3royi/another_tourist_disrespecting_thai_workers/
This is going viral, I'm sure it's huge in Bangkok itself now. I tell ya folks, it's not going to go down well for the certain people from a particular part of the world and the reputation they have. Not saying they're all bad, but just sayin.Is that UglyAzzMan or ElMexicant?
We know it's not Nyezhov!
ROTFLMAO!
EverythingThai
04-21-25, 11:25
MonkeyPaw was great. That's when this forum was fun instead of being taken over by mental patients like Mess Boy and his catamite Overpaid Thai. I had the privilege of meeting MonkeyPaw once in person and he was hysterically funny.
Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?You are the stupidest Mother Fucker there ever was. He is claiming to be MonkeyPaw. All you idiots with Multiple profiles. Who can keep track of your shit. The lot of you are completely fucked! Having conversations with yourselves even.
Saw the video and it seems the hotel is 100% in the wrong here, charged the guest twice and the guy clearly lost his composure. I think it's because they went to make it clear the day before they did not want to be charged again. Hotel staff, being stubborn as they usually are, didn't do anything to bring a solution.
Another day in Thai Hotel reception life.For the sake of argument, let say that the Guest was right Was that the best way to handle it? Why not ask for the manager on duty? Push it all the way up the the General Manager?
I was once overcharged in one of my favorite restaurants. I ate there once a week. I explained the overcharge to my server twice. She refused to correct the mistake. I paid. I have never eaten another meal there.
EverythingThai
04-21-25, 15:54
Is that UglyAzzMan or ElMexicant?
We know it's not Nyezhov!
ROTFLMAO!Who the fuck really knows who these clowns are. Who the fuck cares.
Mr Enternational
04-21-25, 17:14
I text Sandy and tell her I am in Pattaya. The way she responds will tell me if she is interested or not. After three hours, she replies with a simple, "Ok". So she is not interested. She probably doesn't remember me again. I do not get to see Sandy this time nor do I ever see her again. Sandy is a wild filly that cannot be tamed. No. Sandy is a hooker. What is wrong with sending a message asking if she is available to service you instead of saying I am in town and waiting for her to show interest? She is interested in money and it appears you are interested in her attention. Cut to the chase instead of waiting for a prostitute to fawn over you.
You are the stupidest Mother Fucker there ever was. He is claiming to be MonkeyPaw. All you idiots with Multiple profiles. Who can keep track of your shit. The lot of you are completely fucked! Having conversations with yourselves even.I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was, but I'm not a plagiarist or fabulist like you Mr overpay, busy copying other people's trip reports while sucking on some big black dick.
Who the fuck really knows who these clowns are. Who the fuck cares.You do. That's all you talk about. Perhaps because it gives you the only opportunity you have to not make stuff up like you do with your so-called trip reports and advice.
Or even 2 guys one girl.
You mean you and 2 other guys, but one dressed like a woman. Same way you go about it with any other sex worker I presume.
No. Sandy is a hooker. What is wrong with sending a message asking if she is available to service you instead of saying I am in town and waiting for her to show interest? She is interested in money and it appears you are interested in her attention. Cut to the chase instead of waiting for a prostitute to fawn over you.I don't think your advice takes into account the need to engage in Self Delusion that some International Tricks need in order to enhance their International Trickin experiences.
I have read in these threads that some guys enjoy the idea that they are fucking someone's wife or girlfriend. That calling a prostitute by another name makes her different. That thinking they are different than all the other International Tricks fucking her. That some sort of Bro Code needs to be upheld. The biggest delusion I have read:
When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.
Part 5.
I tell Sandy to wait for me tomorrow. I will pay her barfine and take her to my hotel. You guys already know what happens when I bring a girl back to my hotel. She is going to get the big "Quattro" treatment from me. Sandy promises to wait for me.
The next day, I return to Sexy in the City. However, I cannot find Sandy. I ask the mamasan. She says that Sandy went AWOL. So Sandy works one day at Sexy, doesn't like what she sees, and decides to not show up. I text Sandy but I get no reply. This girl is an enigma. Never tell the girl to wait for you. It never works. I give minus one point to Sandy for being unreliable.I respectfully disagree with that statement.
I can remember of at least 5 different girls working in different bars on soi 6, who have been very loyal to me in my last trips in Pattaya.
All of them waited me when I told I'll come back such day, some even stopped milking the guy they were with to come straight to me.
Another time I was at the other end of the stick. I was drinking and getting to know a girl I just met 20 minutes earlier when I see her texting to someone on her phone "wait a moment". I didn't realise she was texting a dude who just came and sat alone at one of the empty tables in the bar. Between 5 to 10 minutes later she tells me she has to go with that guy because he is her repeat customer. I was ok with that as I already fucked another girl minutes before meeting her and I told her I'll come back for her the next day and I'll take her upstairs, to which she agreed, and the next day she was there when I came and was very happy that I really came back.
But I've been very honest with these girls, each time I say I'll come, I really do it. And I've been very straight with each of them from the first encounter, bringing them upstairs and showing them how much I liked them. All of them knew I was not coming to waist their time or potentially make them miss an opportunity with another guy.
Five months pass by and I am in Pattaya again. The month is March, a whole year after I first met Sandy in March of last year. I text Sandy and tell her I am in Pattaya. The way she responds will tell me if she is interested or not. After three hours, she replies with a simple, "Ok". So she is not interested.Of course she is not interrested. Why would she be? After all these encounters you never really made the move to fuck her.
My handle is Subcmdr. But you can keep calling me whatever you like. Because that is the type of person who is a confederate son who lives in a Cambodian Slum.
You a free to discuss whatever you like. When you actually have any proof of anything you are saying about me, that is when you can talk about the lies of other people. Until then:
If you mad I'm on top, then wish me gone
If you mad I'm on the road, then wish me home
And if you mad that I'm right, punk wish me wrong
But after your three wishes - BLOW IT OUT YA ASS!
Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?Ask Oakie about it.
Hello Mr Oakie the darkey in question here, did he leave the Dr fast and unexpectedly? I'm starting to see a pattern.He knows everything there is to know about me. But he does not know a damn thing about Thailand. Why?
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!
No dude I have never been to the Dominican republic.So you like Oakie post in places you have never been before.
Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.
He will of course call me a "racist" for daring to post this in his little section of life, perhaps the title should no longer be Rants and Raves but rather, Screams From the Lawn Jockey.
How do you like me now boy? Oh boss I just likes you just fine boss thank you boss.
Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.
The silly little colored boy from Virginia looks like he's losing it too, he's arguing with himself over his own dick.
Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.
UglyAzzMan
04-22-25, 03:36
All Pattaya girls are just pussy to you. You fuck short, fat, and ugly girls and brag about how cheap they are. Fucking a thousand girls does not make a man happy. Look at you. You spend most of your free time in this forum. You always sound so cranky and are very quick to put people down. Sandy won't open her fine legs for crude men like you and she certainly isn't going to open her legs for 1,000 Baht. It's not that easy like you always claim it is. They may be prostitutes. But many of them, especially the beautiful ones, do not think like one. You fuck Sandy for 1,000 Baht. Then, I will bow down to you and call you the messiah.Another guy calling out Mr E on pricing. His prices only get gets you the Bottom 15%. Kind of like the DUD.
Again nothing wrong with that unless you are equating them to Hot Girls. Hahaha. Hahaha.
Avarice has a Fresh off the Farm Hottie. 19 years old. Not Stunner but very Good Looking.
If she lost 5 pounds meThinks she could be quite an Earner. And her skin shade was one less Dark Shade.
UglyAzzMan
04-22-25, 03:41
Is that UglyAzzMan or ElMexicant?
We know it's not Nyezhov!
ROTFLMAO!Indian. Hahaha.
EverythingThai
04-22-25, 05:15
I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.
Well its a start. You finally admitted it. You dont understand technology or much of anything else do you you dumb fuck.
Yo
Its ya boy in the shadows of the slums,
With a fan on the ceiling and a dream on the run,
We talkin Newton Ben Newton king of the keyboard jungle,
Broadcastin lies from a plastic chair, ready to rumble.
Yo, Ben Newton in a fan room, sweatin out shame,
Livin that Phnom Penh life, low-rent and no game.
Got ten fake profiles, all postin the same,
But your Wi-Fi too weak, cant keep up the flame.
You troll ISG like its a throne to defend,
Talkin big game bout a trip you cant spend.
Mongers dreams, Bangkok schemes,
But you aint touched a queen since 14 it seems.
In the fan room, clickin with a plastic spoon,
Ben Newton postin nonsense every afternoon.
Talkin bout the life, but its all cartoon
Just a king with no crown, under a dusty monsoon.
You got a mattress on the floor, stains like a warzone,
A hundred-dollar phone but no real backbone.
Screenlight glowin on your face like a halo,
But in real life, you invisible, bro stay low.
You flexin on threads with no passport stamps,
Chasin bar girls with your dusty ol champs.
Talkin like a vet, like you wrote the code,
But the real ones laugh they already know.
Yo, he aint seen Nana since Nana was cool,
Hes the type to Google map a pool and call it a jewel.
Sippin Angkor warm, in the corner of doom,
Whisperin next trip soon yeah, maybe next monsoon.
In the fan room, clickin with a plastic spoon,
Ben Newton postin nonsense every afternoon.
Talkin bout the life, but its all cartoon
Just a king with no crown, under a dusty monsoon.
So heres to Ben, in his kingdom of mold,
Where dreams turn to posts and the noodles get cold.
Keep typin, big guy, chase your delusion,
But real Gs know you just digital pollution.
When you practice rapping this “Fuck off” don’t forget to follow the below instructions.
Fade out with slow fan spinning noise, and a muffled street vendor yelling Num Pang!
EverythingThai
04-22-25, 06:21
All Pattaya girls are just pussy to you. Hey there. Relax. If I am not mistaken, you posted a story a little while ago and in that story you depicted yourself in the same way as you are accusing Explorer to be like. Do you remember how you treated that girl. You treated her like she was just "pussy".
Anyways, that being said, I wanted to point out to you that for someone who wants to fuck a Soi 6 girl, you failed miserably here. You kept wanting to leave and come back later or the following day. You did that with the other girl too. These girls change by the day and sometimes even by the hour. You had her, but you walked away. Can't figure out why you did that. Maybe you can tell us all. Was it because you were afraid she was going to ask you for too much money? If so, forget about that. If you like a girl that much, pay whatever she asks or counter her offer until she agrees. But don't negotiate too much or she might tell you to forget it. When I find myself in these types of situations, I always make them an offer they can't refuse. If you just did that, you would have already fucked her by now. Cheers.
Oh and by the way, IT IS THAT EASY
I love it. One liners about Short Eyes and his catamite OverpayThai precipitate pages of rants. What a bunch of losers LOL.
Not commenting about the ShortEyes are ya boy? Tell us why you split Richmond Va for the DR?
All Pattaya girls are just pussy to you.Dumb mother fuck about to get got!
You fuck short, fat, and ugly girls and brag about how cheap they are.How do he know?
This Falcon 95 mother fuck does not know what a prostitute will and will not do with a International Trick unless he is in the room with her.
Fucking a thousand girls does not make a man happy.No? You better speak for yourself.
Look at you. You spend most of your free time in this forum. How do you know this?
You always sound so cranky and are very quick to put people down.Really? You think so? If that is case get at him in the RANTS thread. Stop polluting the Pattaya Report thread with your proclamations of self. Delusion.
Sandy won't open her fine legs for crude men like you and she certainly isn't going to open her legs for 1,000 Baht. How do you know this? Has she rejected your 1000 THB offer? Have you even made one.
It's not that easy like you always claim it is.Actually it is. You find a prostitute; you make a offer; offer is accepted or rejected; if rejected you can counter offer; if accepted you can fuck; pay her.
They may be prostitutes.Actually they are prostitutes. FULL STOP!
But many of them, especially the beautiful ones, do not think like one.There you go putting girls on a pedistool. Don't come cry to us when you get got!
You fuck Sandy for 1,000 Baht. Then, I will bow down to you and call you the messiah.Really? Mr. E opinion is that important to you. I could give a fuck what Mr. E says of thinks of me. ROTFLMAO.
Here is another example of a sub 200 post guy talking shit to a man that actually knows what he is doing. I do not agree with everything he writes or his opinions. But I cannot say that I have read anything that has been factually incorrect in a post where I have experience in the same place he is posting. Opinions are different.
Over all the response written by Falcon 99 made me sad. I have to admit that our local expert on bar girl behavior is right that there are actually mother fucks her on ISG that don't know what time it is.
When I am on Soi 6 every girl has the potential to be my prostitute by providing me with social / sexual services until they say no. Been posted up in Pattaya for a while. Most girls who are willing to be my prostitute have a number they wish to received for their social / sexual services. My personal philosophy is that I pay it (within 500 THB) of market price. If a Soi 6 quotes me 1500 total. I don't negotiate.
I agree. I fuck. I pay.
Indeed it is that easy for me.
Depending upon my mood I might even buy her a lady drink. But I am not opposed to just going straight up to the room. Especially if the girl is standing in the street and we close the deal there. I tell her we goto the short time room right now.
I like to get there early. I find that girls seem to want to their first fuck in. Or is it just that they want to try or they just love my Big Black Dick.
Side note, my Big Black Dick has become a political issue. This was posted in the American Politics thread along with a reference to poster who lives in Cambodia.
Now do try and not take your questionably sized dick out and shake it about in front of us all whilst yelling "How do you like me now". It really is why you sound like an imbecile.ROTFLMAO!
All Pattaya girls are just pussy to you. You fuck short, fat, and ugly girls and brag about how cheap they are. Fucking a thousand girls does not make a man happy. Look at you. You spend most of your free time in this forum. You always sound so cranky and are very quick to put people down. Sandy won't open her fine legs for crude men like you and she certainly isn't going to open her legs for 1,000 Baht. It's not that easy like you always claim it is. They may be prostitutes. But many of them, especially the beautiful ones, do not think like one. You fuck Sandy for 1,000 Baht. Then, I will bow down to you and call you the messiah.LOL. Only thing missing from Mr. E's post is one of his amusing food/coffee analogies.
"Do you message Burger King to let them know you're back in town, and then wait for them to call you back and ask how you're doing and if you're hungry? Or do you message them your order and wait for them to bring it?"
You're the money. She's the burger. As far as hookers goes, that's all there is to it, your newbie delusions notwithstanding. Take some of the good advice offered you, and you too could become one of the thousands of crude men fucking Sandy.
Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?Hey you dumb mother fuck (DMF is your new name).
The only arrest warrant that has ever been issued is by the ISG Thailand Police Force. We know who the be the Price PoPo up in dis *****.
1,000 baht. Nuff said. You even get them for 500.You not my Bro mother fuck!
I was being a little kind to you but I'll tell you I was vicariously embarrassed for you by you appealing to this mongering board on whether you're a second class citizen.
Note that no one responded.
I also note that you didn't address your little cap in hand "aww shucks master" appeal to whatshisname, Nyzhenov?
You know the chap who referred to you as "the colored boy" or "darkie"?
That's the thing with racism, Stephen: it may be a minority who are racist to you, but you are nonetheless a second class citizen.Lookie here, WHWMF has a new fanboy. Food on a Bun AKA HotDog666.
Tell us why you split Richmond Va for the DR?Tell us why you split Richmond, VA? Confederate son living in a Cambodian Slum. How Ironic?
Truer words have never been spoken.
I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever wasNow he shows his true personality
Hi,
I see the infamou Sub has graced your section of the Forum with his USA Urban ghetto wisdom. You will notice he is all over the Thailand boards, and the Dominican Republic board, and the Colombian board, where he curses and yells and rants and expresses his hate for all white folks. He is not a typical american, and while you have plenty of reason as Europeans to disike americans, don't use him as a paradigm for anything other than an example of an arrogant egotistical racist mentally Disturbed ranting unintelligent conspiracist mysoginist piece of shit that just happens to have an American passport, God knows how it hasn't been revoked yet, even assuming his international travels are true, which many of us here doubt. There's a very good chance he's in a basement in some Hood in like Gary Indiana or some other place that looks like an Congo village. Meanwhile enjoy his presence, you already have loons like ther French dwarf, so I guess it's not unusual.
Oh you guys are in for fun. MessBoy has discovered your rants and raves section. Hes never been to your country, but he is an expert LOL.
I'm out of here so Sambo the Mouthy MessBov doesn't keep his little war going with me to clog up your area. He will find someone else, there are tons of racists in Germany, right?He has many names for me and he knows where the racist are. Any moment now Oakie and HotDog666 will be posting up in here giving him back up.
How long? Not long!
EverythingThai
04-23-25, 03:59
I love it. One liners about Short Eyes and his catamite OverpayThai precipitate pages of rants. What a bunch of losers LOL.
Not commenting about the ShortEyes are ya boy? Tell us why you split Richmond Va for the DR?
I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was. Ah yes, the plot twist we all saw coming three scrolls ago.
EverythingThai
04-23-25, 07:47
A realistic report that's a great job that lacks details.
You do. That's all you talk about. Perhaps because it gives you the only opportunity you have to not make stuff up like you do with your so-called trip reports and advice.
I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.I'm in full agreement on this. Perhaps it is the only thing the two of us will ever agree on ha ha.
EverythingThai
04-23-25, 08:19
Once upon a humid Tuesday in Phnom Penh, in a sweltering one-room rental above a broken-down KTV, lived a man known across several forums, only by "Dumb Fuck. "
The fan in his room spun with the enthusiasm of a dying insect, barely moving the hot, soupy air. His mattress was on the floor, no sheets, just sweat stains shaped like regret. The walls were adorned with faded posters of bar girls from 2007, long gone or long upgraded. Empty Angkor cans were stacked like monuments to disappointment.
"Dumb Fuck" spent his days perched on a stolen plastic chair, one hand scrolling mongering forums, the other wiping fried chicken grease on his boxers. He claimed he once got a blowjob on a boat in Sihanoukville, but eyewitnesses say he tripped over the gangplank and got laughed at by a tuk tuk driver.
Every night he went on the hunt, armed with nothing but a 10-year-old Samsung and an overinflated sense of charm. He would enter bars like a rejected extra from The Hangover 3, thinking his $20 budget and sweaty tank top gave him top-tier VIP status. He would do the same in his imagination when thinking about his make believe nights out at Thermae cafe in Bangkok.
But disaster followed him like a karaoke echo in an empty room.
In Sharky Bar, he tried to kiss a girl mid-sentence. She dodged and poured her soda on his lap.
In a KTV joint, he misread the menu and ordered two hours of karaoke instead of a girl. He sang "My Heart Will Go On" alone, twice.
Once, in desperation, he followed a freelancer to her room, only to realize too late it was her brother's. They both left with his wallet.
Each fail became more legendary. He was the guy who tipped in loose Thai baht, argued that 500 riel should be enough for a short-time, and swore that "the real girls" were only pretending to hate him. He posted about ladyboys on ISG more than 100 times, as it was his secret obsession.
But the real kicker? He ran five fake accounts on ISG, defending himself in the third person.
But everyone knew. Everyone always knew.
One night, staring into the flickering light of his dying phone, surrounded by chicken bones, unread messages, and the smell of old sweat, "Dumb Fuck" looked into his cracked mirror. His eyes were red. His soul was heavy.
He sighed, leaned back in his plastic chair that creaked in protest, and muttered to himself:
I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.
Ben Newton sits beneath the fan, arguing with his own aliases, unaware the only person he's fooling is "Dumb Fuck. ". Ha ha
Once upon a humid Tuesday in Phnom Penh, in a sweltering one-room rental above a broken-down KTV, lived a man known across several forums, only by "Dumb Fuck. "
The fan in his room spun with the enthusiasm of a dying insect, barely moving the hot, soupy air. His mattress was on the floor, no sheets, just sweat stains shaped like regret. The walls were adorned with faded posters of bar girls from 2007, long gone or long upgraded. Empty Angkor cans were stacked like monuments to disappointment.
"Dumb Fuck" spent his days perched on a stolen plastic chair, one hand scrolling mongering forums, the other wiping fried chicken grease on his boxers. He claimed he once got a blowjob on a boat in Sihanoukville, but eyewitnesses say he tripped over the gangplank and got laughed at by a tuk tuk driver.
Every night he went on the hunt, armed with nothing but a 10-year-old Samsung and an overinflated sense of charm. He would enter bars like a rejected extra from The Hangover 3, thinking his $20 budget and sweaty tank top gave him top-tier VIP status. He would do the same in his imagination when thinking about his make believe nights out at Thermae cafe in Bangkok..Glad I'm in your head you phoney little *****.
EverythingThai
04-23-25, 13:17
I save for trips to BKK.Good for you. Save up those monthly old age pensions.
I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.You've got that right.
EverythingThai
04-23-25, 13:30
That was my report. It was meant to assist travelers. Not as fodder to be picked apart by some poor local know it all."Dumb fuck" getting into trouble in his own hood. Even the other slum dwellers hate him.
I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.Again proving to everyone that this is the case. Ha ha.
EverythingThai
04-23-25, 19:52
Glad I'm in your head you phoney little *****.
I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.
Yep, I agree..
Posted by EverythinThai in DR Rants yesterday, referring to another ISG poster Nyezhov. He himself is no stranger to posting in foreign Forums.
If anyone in the Thai threads wants to know more about this dumb fuck that started posting in the DR section, he himself has summed things up quite nicely about himself. It's nice to have such high self esteem like this dumb fuck isn't it.
Now, back to your regular scheduled programming. Sub, Mr E. And the DR Twat, back to you three.If anyone in the DR threads wants to know more about this dumb fuck Mr. EverythingThai that started posting in the DR section, he himself has summed things up quite nicely about himself. Read his hate filled shit here, or on the Thai Rants page. It's nice to have such high self esteem like this dumb fuck isn't it. LOL.
We have a petty vindictive self deluded authoritarian, who publishes on the Thai Forum an unsolicited "ISG Weekly News: The Circus Never Disappoints". wherein he-hate-lists the latest batch of our monger brothers, and their detailed transgressions for daring to question his divine wisdom on everything Thai, and telling him to Fuck Off! He spends a lot of time composing poems and ditty's, as tribute to his hated fellow posters. He has no real life, just his phony mamasan pimp pals on Soy 6, and his AI Printing Shop setup here.
He's a a tricky one, though, and can turn on a dime. On the one hand, if you show him respect and deference, he will share with you his AI Aggregated cut and paste list of banal, platitudinous, hackneyed Do's and Don'ts that have been circulating on ISG since the VietNam War, long before this newbie came along to tag his name to them! He's a regular Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde!
If that's not a narcissistic internet whakko for you, his "friend", "we do business together". Works from the same list, makes up the other half of the deluded Thai Tag team Twin Twats. We'll leave the second guy out of it, because he's admitted to mental problems, so he should be taken with a grain of salt, and I won't add to his problems, by arguing with him! Time to move on. I just wish him well!
Back to your regular scheduled programming!
Yep, I agree..Look at that three in a row, I am just living in this poor little plagiarists head LOL. Hey how about some of your old trip reports LOL.
DisclaimerBefore you get your panties in a knot, and to save time, let me stipulate that my references to Soy 6, and VietNam War / ISG were figures of speech, to make a greater point.
(Which will obviously go waaaay over the head of the self appointed fact checkers furiously at work in front of their screens as we speak! LOL).
AI Aggregated cut and paste list of banal, platitudinous, hackneyed Do's and Don'ts that have been circulating on ISG since the VietNam WarHow do you know this? Have you ever been to Thailand?
so he should be taken with a grain of saltOakie, since you have never been to Thailand, how should you be taken?
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!You claim to not be a racist yet you support them, give them aid and comfort like a Judas.
Hello Mr Oakie the darkey in question here, did he leave the Dr fast and unexpectedly? I'm starting to see a pattern.Hey Oakie tell us about the darkey in question will ya bro?
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!Oakie has fallen and he cannot get up. Stay down!
How do you know this? Have you ever been to Thailand?
Oakie, since you have never been to Thailand, how should you be taken?
You claim to not be a racist yet you support them, give them aid and comfort like a Judas.
Hey Oakie tell us about the darkey in question will ya bro?
Oakie has fallen and he cannot get up. Stay down!I'm in your head too aren't I Short Eyes?
EihTooms is kicking so much knowledge into the eye hole of des mother fucks day be blind up in this *****.
Not at all. If the only girls I could find willing to have BBFSCIP with me even on a first session among the hundreds if not thousands of Thai girls who have done that with me were ugly, I never would have retired in Thailand 13 years ago.
But that doesn't mean I can ignore the reality that it is going to be a much greater challenge to swing that with the best lookers and therefore likely most popular girls in a venue than the 2nd and 3rd Tier lookers in the place. That is the term I have used. And that doesn't mean the 2nd and 3rd Tier lookers are ugly. Not if there are at least 5 Tiers overall. LOL.
However, surely you aren't suggesting that getting BBFSCIP without discussion or negotiation from the top 10% or so best lookers in any venue in Thailand is as easy, reliable, routine, hassle-free and low cost as ordering a pizza and actually getting a pizza at any and every Domino's Pizza shop in town, as some here appear to suggest, are you?
EverythingThai
04-25-25, 20:26
Really? I can't believe this nonsense now.
Ooh yeah we can. That island of hispanola not only competed with other countries but it won atleast a couple times in being the top #1 monger destination back in day. Monger Gents 15-20 yrs ago were in straight up dead heated arguments on which was the top destination for men Brazil or DR.Here we have a Sosua Booster that has never been to Thailand.
Maybe for people who have never left the Western Hemisphere. Neither country could ever hold a candle to Thailand, then or now.Here we have someone who has been to both places and knows what time it is.
No point in me going to Thailand if I don't find Thai chics attractive.But you visit Thailand everyday via ISG. Why is that?
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!Here we have a mother fuck that posts in Thailand nearly everyday. Thinks he knows Thailand. Has Fan Boys. Thinks you don't have to speak Spanish in the Dominican Republic. Why is that? Because he cannot speak it himself.
ROTFLMAO!
I am waiting for a certain someone to post something that proves he knows everything. Hell I will settle for a post that shows he knows anything!
Really? I can't believe this nonsense now.Why not? You post most of it!
Let's talk about the ol' "you get what you pay for" argument in the mongering game.
In most cases, it holds true. The hottest girls, they're going to cost more. Whether that's a higher barfine, more lady drinks, or just a flat-out higher ST / LT rate, it's part of the deal.
Why? Because supply and demand is still undefeated. The girl who knows she's a firm 9 or 10 in this market (and yes, some of them do know) is going to expect more than the girl who's just going through the motions for rent money.
But here's the twist, not everyone agrees on what a 10 is.
One man's 10 is another man's 2.
As the saying goes, trash to one is treasure to another. Some guys are laser-focused on service and don't care if she looks like she just rolled out of a bus from Buriram, if she's sweet, skilled, and doesn't cause drama, that's a win for them. And to be fair, there's nothing wrong with that if you know what you like.
Me personally? I'm not one of those guys. Looks matter to me. Not always supermodel level, but if I'm paying, I want to at least feel the illusion for a few hours. So yeah, I expect to pay more for what I consider "quality. " and for other things I want, such as BBFS, a no holds barred threesome where the girls make out, lick each others pussies, and fuck me inside and out, no talk of switching condoms or even condoms at all. That's a real threesome worth paying for.
Now all that aside, when I say be realistic, I'm not talking about finding miracles. I'm talking about the norm.
Beach Road? You know what the usual range is.
Soi 6? Same.
Gents clubs, Thai Friendly, BJ bars, all have their lanes and price brackets. You can score cheap once in a while, sure, but most of the time, there's a reason it's cheap.
So when I hear guys saying it's realistic to get a decent girl for 1000 LT? Come on now. That's not the norm. That's either luck, charity, or creative storytelling. Even if you are the best negotiator in the world, it wont matter. If you pay under market, there is a reason and it wont be something that occurs often. Otherwise, the market would be lower.
In the end, know what you're looking for, know what you're willing to pay, and just don't gaslight the next guy trying to figure this scene out.Who is gaslighting whom?
Fuck a mother fuck that is going to say that any prostitute I hire is ugly simply because of the price point I hire them at.
Why is a mother fuck worried about how much money I am paying or where I am sticking my dick in the first place.
I am with Newton York: The objective is to nut. Many mother fucks posting up in dis ***** have lost sight of the objective.
I find myself paying more attention to the price than the girl. If I have a girl that is willing to charge me less for the same sexual social services then I go with her. During low season the market here in Pattaya off of Thai Friendly is 1500 THB short time. 1000 is under market (my favorite price point) 2000 THB is over market.
If a mother fuck is posing up in here that 1000 THB means that the Prostitute is UGLY and they have not seen the prostitute, they are just displaying their mother fucking Poverty Mentality and violating:
Man Law 101
No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck
Honestly, I do not understand that. Grown man spending his time and his money how he wants to.Is that really such a difficult concept.
Let me reiterate: Poverty Mentality is displayed by a individual who is concerned with what someone else is doing with: His Time, His Money, His Dick! Why? Because it is His Call!.
Hey Eih Tooms
Keep kicking dat new flavor in dey eye. They love all that new flavor in their eye. Because des mother fucks dont know what kind of pussy dey can buy. Dey know not what pussy dey can buy!
When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.ROTFLMAO!
I'm in your head too aren't INope!
But you are in the Dominican Republic rants thread posting in country where you have never been just to troll like your WHWMF friend Oakie.
How you like me now?
That's bullshit. When was the last time you were there?You are keeping it 100% up in dis *****!
Nope!
But you are in the Dominican Republic rants thread posting in country where you have never been just to troll like your WHWMF friend Oakie.
How you like me now?OK ShortEyes LOL.
Newton York
04-27-25, 00:34
Look, I get it. Some of you guys are in Thailand to fuck anything that moves, but this is too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ylnQBRa28
I mean, come on fellas. You're all giving farangs a bad name here. Sure he's a Russian dude, but until he opens his mouth to speak, he looks like any other farang. Now Thais will think that all farangs are into some seriously sick and twisted shit.
Stop it. Just stop it you guys. Bad tourists. Shoo. Bad tourists.
Newton York
04-27-25, 00:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPpJu_KDh-s
Are you guys telling me you can't live in Thailand for less than $500 a month? Just give me half a chance and I'll live in Bangkok for less than 500 bucks a month, and I'll freakin love it too.
Bangkok is so freakin cheap it's not even funny. We all get to live like kings in Bangkok. Like gods even.
For you numpties that are lucky enough to be retired in Thailand but moaning about it everyday, I bet you dollars to doughnuts you're living on way less than 500 bucks a month. Puh leaze.
There are people living in the Phips, Indonesia and Myanmar on barely a dollar a day. If they can do it, why can't farangs do it?
Then after you buy 5 drinks or more she goes off with a Korean leaving you with blueballs.Why in the fuck would that happen with all the prostitutes available for hire on Soi 6 alone. You must be another one of those mother fucks that have never been to Thailand. Yet, here you are posting your pure unadulterated male bovine excrement!
A girl has the autonomy to go with any dude she wants. If the Korean fella has more money for her time, then he wins. Sure, you bought her 5 drinks, but she's there to make money. And most Thai chicks these days know it's the Korean and Japanese that have the cash. Ain't saying it's right, ain't saying it's nice, but that's how it is. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. So in other words, you agree with this fella:
When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.
If you want to continue believing the reason some here, but not all here, are not posting about all the problems they have putting their bare dick inside the majority of p4p pussy they pay for in Thailand is because the girls they choose are more ugly than the ones you choose, that's up to you.Get the fuck out of here. Post a picture of the girls you are calling ugly. Or shut the fuck up with your poverty mentality pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.
Another member of the Price Police patrolling and writing tickets up in dis *****!
MongerHunger
04-27-25, 08:05
Just want to say that I think NY is a class act. I've read many of his posts, and he's never had an unkind word to say about anyone. You have a great choice of friends. You're probably a basket case yourself. Here's another one of your favorite post by your mentor, your idol, your confidant. Print this out, frame it and hang it on your wall.
I NEED to feel better about myself, and the ONLY way to do that is to see the suffering of others
Some mongers will tell you to "meet them after work. " Actually it can and they do. No they are not going to leave work and then come to your room.
LOL, these are WS bar girls not beach road freelancers. They don't want to meet anyone after work when they can use any customer as a barfine and then they're free to do whatever they want after work.
I've been going to Walking Street go-gos bars for over a decade. It doesn't quite work like that.But you can invite them to one of the many clubs they like to goto and party afterwork, buy a bottle. Pour the drinks and see what happens. One member of my crew does that all the time.
One man's opinion does not speak for all others or the girls either for that matter!
Philip Marlow
04-27-25, 20:52
Just like I enjoy listening to really great classic songs on radio, I like to reread really great classic posts on this forum.
Here's part of one- "How pathetic are people's lives when they have the overwhelming desire to do that? Talk shit about someone who hasn't done anything to them.
All I can feel for those clowns is pity".
UglyAzzMan
04-28-25, 02:11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPpJu_KDh-s
Are you guys telling me you can't live in Thailand for less than $500 a month? Just give me half a chance and I'll live in Bangkok for less than 500 bucks a month, and I'll freakin love it too.
Bangkok is so freakin cheap it's not even funny. We all get to live like kings in Bangkok. Like gods even.
For you numpties that are lucky enough to be retired in Thailand but moaning about it everyday, I bet you dollars to doughnuts you're living on way less than 500 bucks a month. Puh leaze.
There are people living in the Phips, Indonesia and Myanmar on barely a dollar a day. If they can do it, why can't farangs do it?Can you name one person who lives in Thailand who is Complaining.
We have an angry BBC. But he would be Angry anywhere.
Newton York
04-28-25, 03:00
Ok, so this report is super old. Like me. Old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4dcii_fnp4
But it still illustrates that apparently, back in the day Thai chicks would scam money out of their idiot farang husbands. Now, I personally find that very hard to believe, because bad things don't happen in Thailand. And I've been hanging out here in the forums for a good number of years now and I've seen ZERO reports from anyone about being cheated out of property, business or land by any Thai woman. It's anecdotal at best. Thai women are simply too nice to try to screw us over.
Dudes, it's freakin' paradise. Name me one farang dude that got scammed and killed himself. I literally can't find any.
Newton York
04-28-25, 03:11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WJp8Sw06rY
It's an hour long, but highly informative. It does make me think. I had no idea you could visit prisoners there just for the heck of it. The bearded guy is actually back in the UK. A bit unfair if you ask me, shoulda just rotted in prison, but some people are just lucky I guess.
Here's the deal though. What's worse? The metaphorical prison of being the States in this shitty economy with a shitty job? Or the literal prison of being incarcerated for decades in a Thai penitentiary? One could argue that an actual prison is far worse than a metaphorical one, but the actual prison is in Thailand though. And I've always argued that anything in Thailand is better than something here in the States.
And as you can all see from this documentary, it's still warm, plenty of sunshine. Still in Thailand. I think it might be better. I don't know, I just don't know. Who really are the lucky ones then? Us, trapped here in our shitty lives? Or the farangs in Thai prisons waiting out their life sentences, or their death sentences, but in beautiful Thailand? You decide.
Look at around 35:42, these people are literal tourists, visiting the farang prisoners for fun. Just to say Hi or give moral support or whatever. I mean, it's mental. But kinda cool too. Look, if you feel like shit about your life, then visiting prisoners in Thailand can really give you a perspective shift right? That maybe. Just maybe. Maybe your life isn't that bad after all. What do you guys think?
What's worse? Our shitty lives here in the west, or being in a Thai prison? You decide.
Explorer8939
04-28-25, 05:22
Ok, so this report is super old. Like me. Old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4dcii_fnp4
But it still illustrates that apparently, back in the day Thai chicks would scam money out of their idiot farang husbands. Now, I personally find that very hard to believe, because bad things don't happen in Thailand. And I've been hanging out here in the forums for a good number of years now and I've seen ZERO reports from anyone about being cheated out of property, business or land by any Thai woman. It's anecdotal at best. Thai women are simply too nice to try to screw us over.
Dudes, it's freakin' paradise. Name me one farang dude that got scammed and killed himself. I literally can't find any.You are not in Thailand, and you have no idea what happens here.
So what it's your spot mother fuck? Thailand, Brazil, Kenya?
It depends on the guy. If your into asians, then nothing can hold a candle to Thailand. Me personally, 90% of asians just don't do it for me and I would rather wack off to porn. Tall Busty latinas make me go wild though, so I would assume Brazil for a guy like me blows Thailand away. My time in Thailand was still great and you can find some real gems.
As for the set up to meet girls. Thailand gets annoying really quick with the bar fines and the girls grabbing you only to want you to buy them girl drinks. I actually prefer the Sosua set up where girls mostly leave you alone and its up to you to pick them.
The top 10% of African women, especially afro-latina, blow the top 10% of Asian / thai women away. I far much prefer African in that regard. The average thai girl is usually more fuckable than the average african though. Thais almost always in shape, nice skin, and cute face.Trump Won! How is your portfolio doing?
ROTFLMAO!
Who troll me in different country codes!
Nyezhov is a good friend of Oakie.
He is a White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fucker living in a Cambodian with his worker on a bicycle peddling so he has electricity to make posts to ISG (the majority of which are in RANTS sections throughout different country threads). Oakie immediately befriended and supported over in the Thailand RANTS threads. He lives in a Cambodian Slum. He has never been to the Dominican Republic. Like Oakie posts in county threads he has never visited.
When are you coming to the Dominican Republic?His Reply.
Why would I go there? I have a home and I'm free to go back and forth to the USA I don't have a red notice.
Your friends there know about your history and Richmond Virginia? That's assuming you have any friends since all you've done since your first appearance is insanely rant and rave from five or six different countries.When will you have saved enough money that allows you leave your Cambodian Slum in order to travel visit Thailand, Dominican Republic or the Dis-United States of America were POTUS is working hard to make it WHITE for you again by misusing immigration law?
Who troll me in different country codes!
His Reply.
When will you have saved enough money that allows you leave your Cambodian Slum in order to travel visit Thailand, Dominican Republic or the Dis-United States of America were POTUS is working hard to make it WHITE for you again by misusing immigration law?I love The way he edits the quotes to leave out his nickname. Short eyes.
Explorer8939
04-29-25, 04:53
Ok, so this report is super old. Like me. Old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4dcii_fnp4
But it still illustrates that apparently, back in the day Thai chicks would scam money out of their idiot farang husbands. Now, I personally find that very hard to believe, because bad things don't happen in Thailand. And I've been hanging out here in the forums for a good number of years now and I've seen ZERO reports from anyone about being cheated out of property, business or land by any Thai woman. It's anecdotal at best. Thai women are simply too nice to try to screw us over.
Dudes, it's freakin' paradise. Name me one farang dude that got scammed and killed himself. I literally can't find any.I will approach this from a different direction:
There are tens of thousands of Farangs living in the Pattaya Darkside, the vast majority with a Thai wife or girlfriend.
There are 100's of bars in the Darkside, but very few short time tourists venture there, the vast majority of bar customers are Farang expats who live in the Darkside.
So why are these happily married expats going to lady bars?
This mother fuck better take his racist bullshit back to his country of origin where his mother pushed his dump mother punk ass out of her vagina. Is he a basterd with an unknown origins of whose ball sack provided the other half of his genetic code?
Bar next to Goodfellas. About 7 Chocolate People walked in. In less than a few minutes the table was Full of Drink Shots. The Girls went wild. In the same bar about 10 minutes earlier. A Roly Poly Melatonin barfined 2 workers. They were both as Ugly as one can imagine. Does the SUB do 3 somes.Any of you mother fuckers posting up in here want to know something about The Cmdr are free to send me a PM and set up a meeting. I will meet any of you mouthy, trolling, dumb ass mother fucks anywhere in Pattaya.
But when you see me, don't worry about the golf club I will have in my hand. I carry one around everywhere I go, because I never know when I might want to practice my golf swing.
ROTFLMAO
Francesco24
04-29-25, 14:09
Why you Americans need to tip everywhere? Please stop doing that shit outside your country (as it's required there).
Had a very satisfying time and walked out with shaky legs. Showed up impromptu and chose the 90 minute body to body full service session. Then a line-up of 4 girls formed. They all seemed very sweet and plenty doable. Genuine smiles, but Pinky's was the brightest and she's just totally my type of look.
Early thirties (but claimed 24 haha) but doing very well for herself, a very youthful look. Slender, A cups, very in shape, hair just past shoulders, and the school girl outfit didn't hurt. Honestly this is hands down the hottest MP girl for me so far.
Basically the only thing I would critique is that it was not BBFS. Maybe it was on the table but I didn't bring it up. I'm not griping, just saying that would be next level.
After a sensual oil massage she starts using her forearms then tits and torso then finally pussy to rub my package. Transitioned to BBBJ. Plenty long. Plenty of effort. Tried DT several times (but couldn't). Eventually used mouth to put on condom then mounted me. Got to say seeing this girl with her delicate figure grind on me in the mirror, I felt like I was in some Chinese historical drama with the demure concubine in the lords chambers. I need to move here pronto..
Will I need to provide my own condoms?Depends. Sometimes the ladies have condoms. Sometime the house provides condoms. But, if you have a condom preference, or a size issue, then I suggest that you bring your own.
Now if you use them that is between you and the prostitute that you hire. Not trying to take fire from the BBFS Sniping Crew.
Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!
Why you Americans need to tip everywhere? Please stop doing that shit outside your country (as it's required there).What's your problem? Most "normal" self-respecting people of all nationalities give a tip. What's with the 'American' crap?
Why you Americans need to tip everywhere? Please stop doing that shit outside your country (as it's required there).Nah, thanks I'm good bro. You know why? Because I have a lot of fucking money. So much! It really sucks I tell you. And I feel very humbled to have been blessed with the opportunities I have been given. K? If that gets your balls all twisted up, go figure something out. Maybe Nairobi?
Master Monger
04-29-25, 21:37
Depends. Sometimes the ladies have condoms. Sometime the house provides condoms. But, if you have a condom preference, or a size issue, then I suggest that you bring your own.
Now if you use them that is between you and the prostitute that you hire. Not trying to take fire from the BBFS Sniping Crew.
Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!Condoms are useless.
All STI's STD's and anything can be prevented by toothpaste, and urinating after sex. If you do have a cut on your dick and happened to miss the blood dripping you can always just buy 2 grams of Azithromycinand take it with 500 ML of water or 1 doxycycline a day for seven days. Herpes is temporary and rarely comes back for a repeat performance. 6,000 scientist and about 10 nobel prize winners think AIDS comes from drug use and when you look up the side effects for AZT the medicine they prescribe when they "SAY" you have it, the adverse possible side effect almost mimic AIDS exactly.
Do research and ask AI questions like:
Is there any definitive proof that HIV a common virus found in most people in miniscule amounts, that it causes AIDS.
They say: It is difficult to prove it definitively (the 6000 scientists are right) but if you want ti have a job in medicine or science you must believe HIV causes AIDS which means while there is no physical proof it is the general consensus.
Most things are lies, be smart enough to find the truth.
50% of the guys on this forum have had sex with millions of girls and never wore condoms and we are still posting healthy as ever 30 years!
We need to re-educate the masses and stop the medical industry from lying and decieving people!
HAPPY BAREBACK MONGERING!
MM.
UglyAzzMan
04-30-25, 03:25
Condoms are useless.
All STI's STD's and anything can be prevented by toothpaste, and urinating after sex. If you do have a cut on your dick and happened to miss the blood dripping you can always just buy 2 grams of Azithromycinand take it with 500 ML of water or 1 doxycycline a day for seven days. Herpes is temporary and rarely comes back for a repeat performance. 6,000 scientist and about 10 nobel prize winners think AIDS comes from drug use and when you look up the side effects for AZT the medicine they prescribe when they "SAY" you have it, the adverse possible side effect almost mimic AIDS exactly.
Do research and ask AI questions like:
Is there any definitive proof that HIV a common virus found in most people in miniscule amounts, that it causes AIDS.
They say: It is difficult to prove it definitively (the 6000 scientists are right) but if you want ti have a job in medicine or science you must believe HIV causes AIDS which means while there is no physical proof it is the general consensus.
Most things are lies, be smart enough to find the truth.
50% of the guys on this forum have had sex with millions of girls and never wore condoms and we are still posting healthy as ever 30 years!
We need to re-educate the masses and stop the medical industry from lying and decieving people!
HAPPY BAREBACK MONGERING!
MM.Only one guy is claiming never caught STD in his 80's. Always no Condoms. Prolific like Wilt Chamberlain.
Data Points Real Life. Many catch STD in Pattaya at first chance. Hahaha.
You talking out of both side of your neck Mr Bar Girl expert.
You know. They all have boyfriends. They all have husbands. But I still like to pay them to sit on my face so I can lick the cum of their Thai Boyfriends and Husband while warning people these hos ain't loyal and my proof is that I Facebook stalk them all.
ROTFLMAO!
Hopefully, the current stock market downturn is a blip, and things will get back to normal soon. If not, Pattaya will get very quiet this summer.
If Trump backs down on the tariffs, no reason why the market can't go higher.Which one is it?
Oh shit!
Another mother fuck waxing poetic about the Glory Days. I suppose there were no smart phones either or color TV or TV at all only radio. No airplanes just ships. Not even ships with engines only sails. Did you also walk to school in bare feet when you were young.
ROTFLMAO!
Yup, it doesn't bring you respect or better service, it just makes you an easy mark. And yes, I'm and American but after a couple of decades here I'm well acquainted with local tipping culture, and yes there is a local tipping culture but they are small tips. I've never tipped a BG over the agreed price or tipped at any oily. Soapies, a different story where a few hundred baht is what the locals do. Want to tip the papasan or the mamasan? 20 Baht is fine. Local restaurants, 20 baht to the wait staff in parking attendant is much appreciated.
I'll never forget one of my first visits to Phnom Penh in 2000. On the first night I saw a dude that I had met in Bangkok 6 months before and he literally grabbed me and said, this is what you pay, not more, are you all ruin it for the rest of us. Well, for the most part in many venues in Bangkok it has been ruined for the rest of us. Oilies and online none withstanding. And when I talk about online I mean the local pond not the Foreigner pond.
Another poster here referred to long-term expats is jaded. Well, I'll tell you when ST was 500-1 k, BF was 500, beer was 80 Baht and LDs were 100 with an exchange rate of 45 to 1, and there were way more gals and way fewer punters then the pressure for good service was much higher. During my first few years here it was pretty much par for the course that while you were taking a shower she pulled your clothes and straighten your room, and if she took a shower before you your toothbrush would already be ready for you in the bathroom. It was a sales pitch. The majority of gals then didn't want sponsors, they wanted long-term partners. Now with the insane money some of these gals make the thought of a long-term relationship doesn't enter their mind until they're close to or past their sell-by date.
Yes, I'm sure for a newbie who has been trapped in the west, especially america, with very few prospects, Bangkok is wonderful now, but you can't expect those of us who experienced what it was like a quarter of a century ago to celebrate what we have now.Since when did weak shit posted up like this become: Cockbang Report.
Expat American
04-30-25, 07:17
Condoms are useless.
All STI's STD's and anything can be prevented by toothpaste, and urinating after sex. If you do have a cut on your dick and happened to miss the blood dripping you can always just buy 2 grams of Azithromycinand take it with 500 ML of water or 1 doxycycline a day for seven days. Herpes is temporary and rarely comes back for a repeat performance. 6,000 scientist and about 10 nobel prize winners think AIDS comes from drug use and when you look up the side effects for AZT the medicine they prescribe when they "SAY" you have it, the adverse possible side effect almost mimic AIDS exactly.
Do research and ask AI questions like:
Is there any definitive proof that HIV a common virus found in most people in miniscule amounts, that it causes AIDS.
They say: It is difficult to prove it definitively (the 6000 scientists are right) but if you want ti have a job in medicine or science you must believe HIV causes AIDS which means while there is no physical proof it is the general consensus.
Most things are lies, be smart enough to find the truth.
50% of the guys on this forum have had sex with millions of girls and never wore condoms and we are still posting healthy as ever 30 years!
We need to re-educate the masses and stop the medical industry from lying and decieving people!
HAPPY BAREBACK MONGERING!
MM.Are you applying for a job at the NIH under Kennedy? You are supremely qualified for that.
What's your problem? Most "normal" self-respecting people of all nationalities give a tip. What's with the 'American' crap?Actually they don't. The saying "when in rome, do as the romans" has a lot of merit to it.
Oh shit!
Another mother fuck waxing poetic about the Glory Days. I suppose there were no smart phones either or color TV or TV at all only radio. No airplanes just ships. Not even ships with engines only sails. Did you also walk to school in bare feet when you were young.
ROTFLMAO!
Since when did weak shit posted up like this become: Cockbang Report.Goat just spelled it out for everybody. But this urine drenched face, unconfirmed big dick, confirmed bully racist, bragging, gold losing, golf club swinging, tailored underwear outdoors * is offended. You weren't there 25 years ago. You just got there and know nothing. Would somebody please post the baht bus route for Beach and Second Road? This dumbfuck doesn't understand it. He had to buy a motorbike to pick up his Beach Road and Soi 6 uglies and get around town. He can't figure out the circular bus routes.
Are you applying for a job at the NIH under Kennedy? You are supremely qualified for that.Agreed!
My man asks about if he needs to bring his own condoms. I answer my fellow International Trick.
Then a mother fuck puts me on BLAST because he is a MD and teaching at the ISG University as Professor of Sexual Transmitted Infections.
ROTFLMAO!
What's your problem? Most "normal" self-respecting people of all nationalities give a tip. What's with the 'American' crap?The American crap is because you don't pay enough in the disUS and you need to tip in order for waiters to make some money. In rest of the world wages tend to be enough for waiters and people don't tip as much. In Japan tipping is considered a terrible offense, because by tipping you are saying that you don't believe the waiter makes enough money and you need to help him.
The American crap is because you don't pay enough in the disUS and you need to tip in order for waiters to make some money. In rest of the world wages tend to be enough for waiters and people don't tip as much. In Japan tipping is considered a terrible offense, because by tipping you are saying that you don't believe the waiter makes enough money and you need to help him.To be clear, I am not American. To say wages are higher in the rest of world is a rather ignorant inaccurate statement as most waiters would be on minimum wage or under in large tracts of the World. Then many Countries that don't have minimum wage labour laws. Not to mention the black economy of low paid jobs. I respect your point about culture in Japan but it definitely doesn't travel with Japanese emigrants working, studying and living in my Country, they tip very generously.
My point was, why pick on a newbie cause he is American, what was the need for for that? Secondly my statement was self-respecting people. I. E. Regular, decent folk who had a good upbringing, social consciences, bit of an education and some morals instilled in them. I can't speak for other cohorts and tightwads that are coming out of the woodwork around here.
Are you applying for a job at the NIH under Kennedy? You are supremely qualified for that.Who insisted on banging working girls bareback, sometimes in their ass, and would say "no problem (with STDs) bro, I took a shower like 20 minutes after." LOL.
Here in Pattaya
I tip 10% for good service in a restaurant or a bar. I will give a girl 100 THB (2. 64 EUR) for a taxi ride.
If you are worried about what and how another grown man (a fellow International Trick) is spending his hard earned money on you are displaying a classic case of Poverty Mentality. A topic that I have written extensively about and many posters (especially Allover) display as and example in nearly every post that they write.
Just don't think anyone is going miss you in Thailand your cheap ass mother fuck!
Cute and young for 1000 baht eh? Well that shows how overpriced Pattaya is. Pattaya is to a large degree a sort of overpriced lower tier place. Its where girls that would have gotten 500 baht from thais go to ask for 1500. Nah seriously I just can't find any reason to go there anymore. 2000 baht for a fat girl on soi 6? No thank you. It can be had cheaper in many european countries.
Are you serious? They are only for japs and chinese now? Its that straightforward now on soi 6? What a shithole Pattaya has become.I actually enjoy that dumb mother fucks think Soi 6 is the only place to hire a prostitute in Thailand. If you are that much of a dumb mother fuck by all means fly yourself to where your broke ass self can afford hire a prostitute less than 26.42 EUR on a consistent basis.
Stop clogging up the Pattaya Reports thread with your bullshit about what you are NOT going to do. That is not a report, it is your personal commentary about what you are incapable of doing while visiting Pattaya.
ROTFLMAO!
Master Monger
04-30-25, 22:03
Only one guy is claiming never caught STD in his 80's. Always no Condoms. Prolific like Wilt Chamberlain.
Data Points Real Life. Many catch STD in Pattaya at first chance. Hahaha.60% of the human population have low IQ's. I also had every std throughout my life. The last time I got an STD was well over 10 years ago. In the last 10 years I have probably went bareback with aboit 2,000 different girls and I ate 90% of their kitties. Wearing condoms and not kissing with tongue makes your immune system significanlty weaker. CONDOMS ARE BAD. Not kissing is bad! Anyone who wants to debate this FACT, please bring it. I will prove my case with a million different data points. My IQ is in the top 1%.
But this urine drenched face, unconfirmed big dick, confirmed bully racist, bragging, gold losing, golf club swinging, tailored underwear outdoors * is offended. Quote something I posted that was racist. Quote something I posted where I was bulling someone. Quote something where I bragged. Quote something where I reported I lost money on gold.
I will stipulate that I swing a golf club and have tailored pajamas that look better than the suit Allover wears when he bow to work.
I am offended by no one. I point out racist, stupid, poverty minded, Glory Days comment that mother fucks post up in dis *.
You weren't there 25 years ago.I was not and I don't care. You missed my entire point. Glory Days stories might make the people who are telling them feel good. They do nothing for the International Trick living in the present.
You just got there and know nothing. Would somebody please post the baht bus route for Beach and Second Road? This dumbfuck doesn't understand it. He had to buy a motorbike to pick up his Beach Road and Soi 6 uglies and get around town. He can't figure out the circular bus routes.The reason you use The Baht Bus after you travel on your flight to Thailand in Business Class is because you cannot afford Bolt. You don't have a motorcycle license. If you did you could not afford to rent one after spending all your money on your Business Class ticket.
How is the wife and kids doing? Are you still eating the cum out of your wife's pussy left by her Big Black Dick lover? You and Explorer should plan a meet up to discuss notes.
ROTFLMAO!
Explorer8939
05-01-25, 00:48
Agreed!
My man asks about if he needs to bring his own condoms. I answer my fellow International Trick.
Then a mother fuck puts me on BLAST because he is a MD and teaching at the ISG University as Professor of Sexual Transmitted Infections.
ROTFLMAO!I don't use condoms with some ladies, but will use condoms with high volume types.
UglyAzzMan
05-01-25, 01:35
Can ET explain why Tyrone is so Angry. I heard they met in person.
Newton York
05-01-25, 02:23
Look, I get it. The way we drive in western countries is kinda chaotic and all over the place, but to let a farang drive a taxi in Phuket and to then deliberately cause the death of a poor innocent Thai guy cause the ambulance couldn't get through. Well, that's just too much fellas. Stop it tourists. Bad tourists. Shoo. Bad tourists.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OfS1p5HRFjk
Also, thank Satan for youtube channels like 'TheThaiger', cause there'd literally be no other way to find out what's going on in Thailand.
Why you Americans need to tip everywhere? Please stop doing that shit outside your country (as it's required there).The whole world is our country. Learn to tip.
Oh shit!
Another mother fuck waxing poetic about the Glory Days. I suppose there were no smart phones either or color TV or TV at all only radio. No airplanes just ships. Not even ships with engines only sails. Did you also walk to school in bare feet when you were young.
ROTFLMAO!
Since when did weak shit posted up like this become: Cockbang Report.Hes got far more cred on this Forum than you do, ShortEyes.
The American crap is because you don't pay enough in the disUS and you need to tip in order for waiters to make some money. In rest of the world wages tend to be enough for waiters and people don't tip as much. In Japan tipping is considered a terrible offense, because by tipping you are saying that you don't believe the waiter makes enough money and you need to help him.Well in the USA, stealing panties off of folks washlines is a terrible offense, but in Japan its a National Sport.
60% of the human population have low IQ's. I also had every std throughout my life. The last time I got an STD was well over 10 years ago. In the last 10 years I have probably went bareback with aboit 2,000 different girls and I ate 90% of their kitties. Wearing condoms and not kissing with tongue makes your immune system significanlty weaker. CONDOMS ARE BAD. Not kissing is bad! Anyone who wants to debate this FACT, please bring it. I will prove my case with a million different data points. My IQ is in the top 1%.I admire your obsessive dedication. 1 million data points is literally a lifetime of devotion to the task, 30 years or more of continuous effort. Chances are, anyone wanting to debate you will forget all about the debate long before you get your results published.
Since I'm here and I'm being lazy, can the baht buses be found on the main streets? I'm arriving on Sunday and can't walk too much at the moment. If anyone wants to have a beer drop me a pm.
Explorer8939
05-01-25, 04:38
Here in Pattaya
I tip 10% for good service in a restaurant or a bar. I will give a girl 100 THB (2. 64 EUR) for a taxi ride.
If you are worried about what and how another grown man (a fellow International Trick) is spending his hard earned money on you are displaying a classic case of Poverty Mentality. A topic that I have written extensively about and many posters (especially Allover) display as and example in nearly every post that they write.I have been giving ladies 100 baht for Bolt to go home. That encourages them to walk out the door.
HorseTrader
05-01-25, 05:46
Also, thank Satan for youtube channels like 'TheThaiger', cause there'd literally be no other way to find out what's going on in Thailand.Sometimes I cannot tell when people are joking. You are joking, right?
But come on, this is BS!
Before it was walking street now its soi 6. Soi 6 was known for giving great value for money. Now it's beginning to look like walking street with lots of koreans buying drinks for the girls. Seems like what we can call diminishing returns for your expensive trip there. What is the reason for going there if it just keep getting worse and worse?! There is no economical reason to go there for ST any longer. Sit down with a calculator and se what it costs you per girl you have.Can someone please tell this dumb mother fuck there are more places to hire a prostitute than Soi 6.
Have you ever actually been to Pattaya?
He is such a keyboard warrior. Along with his two buddies. Oakie and All Over. The GOAT is nothing of the sort in my eyes if he needs a crew of fat, ugly, dumb ass mother fucks such as yourselves to defend him.
Hes got far more cred on this Forum than you doGlory Days Cred. You and the mother fuck you speak on can keep it.
I prefer reading the posts from Eih Tooms and Banana Boi.
I do not need a vote of board cred from a man who rarely visits Thailand because he only has the money to live in a Cambodian Slum.
Sure as hell not a lot of respect for the teenager you banged.
Why are you discouraging / dumping on this guy? He posted pics of a legal age woman and did not reveal her face. That is very much what this forum is for. To recon & share with others. The only disrespect I see is yours, Sir!Your vision is 20/20.
Why does Nyezhov troll?
Because he is a keyboard warrior living in a Cambodian Slum, that infrequently visits Thailand because he has to save is money up. He literally has nothing better to do with his time.
Philip Marlow
05-02-25, 09:49
I enjoy reading many of the posts on this forum, but some are just pure nonsense. I mean some really stupid nonsense.
But then I was wondering, what if the guys I thought were spouting BS are right, and I've been wrong?
Take for instance the idea that you can't talk about Pattaya unless you've been there, or you are there. Or Thailand itself for that matter. How can these guys post about Thailand if they're never been there, or are not there now?
Maybe the people who I previously thought were ass clowns are actually correct, and you can only talk about things you've directly experienced.
This evening I was watching a youtube video of Carl Sagan talking about the universe. I've watched a lot of his videos, but this evening I had a bad feeling while watching. That m--- f--k has never been to outer space. How can he talk about it if he's never been there? What the m--- f--k?
Have I been had all my life? Einstein wrote about the speed of light. His most famous equation is based on it. But the m--- f--k has never traveled at the speed of light. He's got to be full of BS. He's never been there.
Did WWI actually happen? There's no one alive to say, and based on the above, no on else can talk about it. They've never been there.
What about slavery? Oh man, this is a rabbit hole.
Take for instance the idea that you can't talk about Pattaya unless you've been there, or you are there. Or Thailand itself for that matter. How can these guys post about Thailand if they're never been there, or are not there now? Maybe the people who I previously thought were ass clowns are actually correct, and you can only talk about things you've directly experienced.
If you want to learn how to fly a airplane:
1. Do you want to learn from an individual that actually knows how to fly?'.
2. Do you want to learn from an individual that has studied how to fly on YouTube and flown simulations using Flight Simulator on his X-Box?
So simple. Answer that question and you will have no need to run down a rabbit hole. Answer that question and you will determine if you have common sense or you are just full of male bovine excrement.
Do you want a fake criminal investigator advising you on the law? Or do you want a real one that actually speaks and reads Thai. Who understands the law / Can read the law. And explains the elements of the law to you?
Once again, not a difficult question for me.
Wow Shorteyes, I'm really in your head LOL. I noticed you never ever ever address that nickname, why is that? Since I discovered your little secret in Richmond and Las Vegas, are you worried about what else I know? Interesting how I chose that nickname that you never address isn't it?
Newton York
05-03-25, 01:05
See. Even Spain and Portugal gets power cuts, while Thailand in general and Bangkok specifically never have any issues with blackouts. It's never been more obvious which is the superior country. Thailand baby!
I enjoy reading many of the posts on this forum, but some are just pure nonsense. I mean some really stupid nonsense. But then I was wondering, what if the guys I thought were spouting BS are right, and I've been wrong? Take for instance the idea that you can't talk about Pattaya unless you've been there, or you are there. Or Thailand itself for that matter. How can these guys post about Thailand if they're never been there, or are not there now? Maybe the people who I previously thought were ass clowns are actually correct, and you can only talk about things you've directly experienced.Here is one way to think about it:
No point in me going to Thailand if I don't find Thai chics attractive.
I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!Is this who you want to take your guidance from when it comes to Thailand? Why would anyone pay attention to anything the OP has to say about Thailand or Pattaya (Unless they using the handle of Allover)?
Or would you prefer to take guidance from:
I will beg to differ with that. I have lived in Thailand for 16 years and lived in Rio 5 years before that. I speak fluent Portuguese and good Thai. The average Joe is going to have a much better time in Thailand only being able to speak English, than he will being in Brazil not being able to speak Portuguese.For me if you examine the difference of experience between both the OPs it is very obvious whom I would prefer to take advice from. Why would you need to put your mind on a treadmill like a lab rat pondering questions that those of us with common sense developed over a lifetime of study in Hard Knock Life university would need about two seconds know which is the better choice?
Explorer8939
05-03-25, 01:31
See. Even Spain and Portugal gets power cuts, while Thailand in general and Bangkok specifically never have any issues with blackouts. It's never been more obvious which is the superior country. Thailand baby!Please don't jinx it.
The Thai power grid is tenuous at best. I am building a solar cell / battery installation on my condo balcony, but it rains every day.
DaveTheKnave
05-03-25, 02:39
60% of the human population have low IQ's. I also had every std throughout my life. The last time I got an STD was well over 10 years ago. In the last 10 years I have probably went bareback with aboit 2,000 different girls and I ate 90% of their kitties. Wearing condoms and not kissing with tongue makes your immune system significanlty weaker. CONDOMS ARE BAD. Not kissing is bad! Anyone who wants to debate this FACT, please bring it. I will prove my case with a million different data points. My IQ is in the top 1%.Holy cow! A million data points. Now that's scientific. You sir, are a complete and utter ass.
His last 8 out of ten posts are right here in the RANTS section. No wonder he thinks posts by a individual who has never been to Thailand are informative.
I enjoy reading many of the posts on this forum, but some are just pure nonsense. I mean some really stupid nonsense. But then I was wondering, what if the guys I thought were spouting BS are right, and I've been wrong? Take for instance the idea that you can't talk about Pattaya unless you've been there, or you are there. Or Thailand itself for that matter. How can these guys post about Thailand if they're never been there, or are not there now? Maybe the people who I previously thought were ass clowns are actually correct, and you can only talk about things you've directly experienced. This evening I was watching a youtube video of Carl Sagan talking about the universe. I've watched a lot of his videos, but this evening I had a bad feeling while watching. That m--- f--k has never been to outer space. How can he talk about it if he's never been there? What the m--- f--k? Have I been had all my life? Einstein wrote about the speed of light. His most famous equation is based on it. But the m--- f--k has never traveled at the speed of light. He's got to be full of BS. He's never been there. Did WWI actually happen? There's no one alive to say, and based on the above, no on else can talk about it. They've never been there. What about slavery? Oh man, this is a rabbit hole.Did the OP with his sub 100 post count really just start posting in 2023?
I like them. Funny, informative and well written.You find posts from a individual who has never been to Thailand informative?
Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.Why do you think this? That I am imitating Oakie. A man that has never been to Thailand. Sorry my man. How do you say it:
I mean some really stupid nonsense.If he has never been to Thailand, how can I be imitating him.
I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.You are quite impressed by a poster that has never stepped foot in Thailand and does not want to.
Hahaha, you're being generous. There has to be something to fear before I can be brave. I already am. There is no one on this forum who is less significant than I am, but I'm in their crosshairs. That's pretty pathetic, actually. I haven't done anything here to lead either of them to believe I give a crap about what they think of me, so why they persist I don't know. There's nothing they can say that would make me care enough to respond. To be honest, I really do like your post. For the reasons I wrote. Initially, part of the reason I wrote it is I knew it would trigger them, but then I realized it's just too easy to trigger them. So that's no fun. So I just posted it to let you know.Is the reason you don't respond is because you like your ISG online friend Oakie have never been to Thailand?
Master Monger
05-03-25, 11:15
As a newish BBFS-er, posts like that make me worry BBFS-ing can lead to cognitive impairments further down the road.I get you are making a joke but I speak 6 languages and understand the human body far better than any low IQ doctor or scientist. Real smart people start businesses they don't work for other people. Just like the ridiculous theory of the Big Bang the TV show is equally as fake. I actually have met Robert F. Kennedy Jr. He would have made a good President.
In other News the girls in Pattaya are still old and ugly. I snagged a 20 year old from beach road the other night with zero English for 1,000 baht which at the current crappy exchange rate is $30. So with an average local salary of about $461 a month this is 6. 5% so that means a streetwalker hooker in the USA where we make $5,000 a month should be.
$325. I don't know any place where they are that much so I guess Pattaya even at $30 is overpriced. Go into the bars and good luck coming out for less than $120. Pattaya is also broken as the old women resist kissing! Straight up money "Vulture Culture".
EverythingThai
05-03-25, 21:59
Can ET explain why Tyrone is so Angry. I heard they met in person.He's getting fucked to0 much by the working girls in Pattaya. He went to one of those testosterone*clinics. Ha ha.
Would somebody please post the baht bus route for Beach and Second Road? This dumbfuck doesn't understand it. He had to buy a motorbike to pick up his Beach Road and Soi 6 uglies and get around town. He can't figure out the circular bus routes.When are you flying business class from Southern California to Thailand? After you get permission from your wife or when you get a work release pass?
The baht bus system map.I wish you had of posted this earlier. I could have saved all the money I spent on a motorbike from stack that I earned from the flow of my trading profits.
I get paid on almost every trade, in short, I got it made
Are you ok? You are catching ISG cases right and left. Haven't you learned yet that this is the thread for your Thailand RANTS while you are posting from your Cambodian Slum?
Anyone that flies 10000 miles and pays $2000+ USD for a flight to screw 3rd world hookers with a condom is an UTTER ASS. And those that accept CBJ are a disgrace to mankind along with those that pay for HJs.
I don't want any of those things for free, but hey its "your money" but its our market you're destroying.This is really not a report, but is indeed a RANT!
When was the last time you visited Thailand?
I reviewed 12 pages of your posting history back to November of 2024. This is your first post outside of a RANTS thread.
Whos market is anyone destroying?
Here is a interesting post that you made that I found:
Yes I love White men, My father is a white man, my sons are, my brothers are, my uncles are, my nephews are, my cousins are, my neighbors are, my friends are, my employees are, my grandfathers are, my great grandfathers are, my great great grandfathers are and on and on.
Why do you hate your own people?Actually I don't. But I'm not white.
ROTFLMAO!
You will notice he never said what he pays. This guy goes all over the place, pays well over the top, in particular for BBFS so it is no surprise he made this comment. I would wager in most cases he has the same issue as you but doesn't mention paying extra because it's all the same to him.Well, he's complaining about 1500 in Thailand, about $45 and saying that Colombia girls are much cheaper. However. $50-$60 is a pretty common price point for Facebook girls in Colombia, unless it has gone up since last year.
As far as them being all bareback, not in my experience. BBBJ, sure. Over the years I've gotten that 75% of the time, simply by telling the girls I don't care. They're always ready to bump the price for a BBBJ, but most will do it anyway once they know they aren't getting paid more.
I've gotten or been offered quite a bit of BBFS in Medellin, 1 came with bonus antibiotics. However, the majority insisted on condoms.
Are you ok? You are catching ISG cases right and left. Haven't you learned yet that this is the thread for your Thailand RANTS while you are posting from your Cambodian Slum?I'm Still in your head ShortEyes. While you are spending all your time ranting and thinking about me, I'm tossing a one liner now and then. Hahahahahahahahah.
UglyAzzMan
05-04-25, 06:36
Preemptively striking.
For those of you who like Flat Chests. Haha.
Between Bliss and Fahrenheit last night I saw a few who were quite attractive Otherwise.
Anyone think Thai girls are after the SUB for his pleasing personality. No they are after his 1,000 baht. Hahaha.
Faces Please. Hahaha. Hahaha. Guys again there is nothing Wrong with going Cheap, it's what Pattaya is about. But you are not getting good looking for that price range.
1,000 equals Ugly and old. Stop Dreaming newbies. White guys are preferred over Bleks. When we refer to what kind of guys Thai girls like we talking about AsACustomer.
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy
Oh, no, oh
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy
Ooh, ooh, ooh (yeah)https://youtu.be/zGO8HN1QQdI?si=V-ZDp4tpusL2sVtU
You change your nick name for me more than the Sheriff of the price police changes handles in order to run undercover operations focused on me. But I can smell a pig! Or is that lack of body hygiene? Do you have that problem living in a Cambodian Slum. No running water eh? Lack of indoor plumbing?
I'm really in your head LOL.No my brother. You are not in my head. You are in a Cambodian Slum. Reading every single one of my posts. Then responding to them.
Nyezhov is trolling me around the world:
Dominican Republic
Germany FKK
Richmond, VA
Thailand
This is where it all started. I had never heard of Nyezhov before this post.
ISGs biggest troll is living in a Cambodian Slum. Rumor is he is on the run from state authorities in Springfield, Ohio. Possibly wanted for questioning regarding accusations of cruelty against animals (eating the dog and cat). Jealous of the current online ISG homosexual relationship between Oakie and Allover. Has numerous posts about ladyboys.
To each their own!
I note the pics I posted here on 27 April have been taken down, presumably by the mods. No reason was given, though it would be nice if I was told what the problem was!
There was another poster here (the guy with the savior complex) who objected to my pics, and made a few posts complaining about them. Is that why my pics were removed?
I have posted hundreds of many similar pics over the years since I joined the forum, and as far as I am aware none of my previous pics or posts, have been taken down.
I understand and accept that the mods have the right to take down posts and pics, but frankly, as no reason was given, it seems pointless for me to waste my time posting any more pics on the forum if they are going to be taken down without any reason given, or any explanation.
Any thoughts or comments about this from other posters?
Not my place to try to answer that question. But allow me to respectfully interject. LOL.
Sam.Nice interjection(s)!
I note the pics I posted here on 27 April have been taken down, presumably by the mods. No reason was given, though it would be nice if I was told what the problem was!
There was another poster here (the guy with the savior complex) who objected to my pics, and made a few posts complaining about them. Is that why my pics were removed?
I have posted hundreds of many similar pics over the years since I joined the forum, and as far as I am aware none of my previous pics or posts, have been taken down.
I understand and accept that the mods have the right to take down posts and pics, but frankly, as no reason was given, it seems pointless for me to waste my time posting any more pics on the forum if they are going to be taken down without any reason given, or any explanation.
Any thoughts or comments about this from other posters?Are you so dumb that you have to ask? But no-one objected to your pics, they just pointed out some reality checks to you, big difference.
Complete and utter mean the same exact thing, I sure hope English isn't your native language.Mother fuck is up in the Pattaya Repots thread giving English Lessons. Really?!
And now for some bad news for the LOSERS that defend this bullshit.
https://e.vnexpress.net/news/travel/thailand-vows-to-end-dual-pricing-after-foreign-tourists-complaints-4880890.htmlWho defends it mother fuck?
I reported what happened and then you plagiarized my post.
03/08/23 is the last time you actually reported on having sex with a girl in Thailand.
So let ask why do you leave your country, where POTUS is making it WHITE again for you by misusing immigration laws and calling on his followers to attack judges in order to hire prostitutes in Cockbang, Thailand.
USA White girl prostitutes not good enough for you my ISG brother?
Complete and utter mean the same exact thing, I sure hope English isn't your native language.Mother fuck is up in the Pattaya Repots thread giving English Lessons. Really?!
And now for some bad news for the LOSERS that defend this bullshit.
https://e.vnexpress.net/news/travel/thailand-vows-to-end-dual-pricing-after-foreign-tourists-complaints-4880890.htmlWho defends it mother fuck?
I reported what happened and then you plagiarized my post.
03/08/23 is the last time you actually reported on having sex with a girl in Thailand.
So let ask why do you leave your country, where POTUS is making it WHITE again for you by misusing immigration laws and calling on his followers to attack judges in order to hire prostitutes in Cockbang, Thailand.
USA White girl pussy not good enough for you brother?
I'm Still in your head.Hardly, but you are in the RANTS threads responding to my posts.
While you are spending all your time ranting and thinking about meI know that is your dream, but I am not down with the homosexual fantasies proffered by AllOver and his homosexual ISG lover Oakie. Find yourself a ladyboy if you want some dick.
I'm tossing a one liner now and then. Hahahahahahahahah.Your posts outside of the RANTS threads are the color blue. And we all know what that means.
You need a one liner from me NyeWHWMF?
When are you leaving your Cambodian Slum and coming Thailand?
Both of you, NyeWHWMF and MS1 WHWMF, need to file a trip report or STFO until you do!
When are you flying business class from Southern California to Thailand? After you get permission from your wife or when you get a work release pass?
I wish you had of posted this earlier. I could have saved all the money I spent on a motorbike from stack that I earned from the flow of my trading profits.I will be in Montenegro next week. For stupid fucks like you that is a country and has nothing to do with race (although you will probably make it racial). Could only get Premium economy but hope for an airport upgrade. I looked at the DR section reports about a possible trip but won't be going there. The best thing about the DR is that they kicked your ass out. I am curious why, Maybe Nyezhov is onto something. Perhaps a competent invesigator like Marlow could look into this. For those considering the DR, please read reports in that section from Oakie, Coolie High, and Ram Davidson for up to date, accurate information.
Stub have you considered chilling for a while and taking time off the board. It appears Nyezhov, Ugly Azz Man, Philip Marlowe, myself and others are getting to you. Now you are attacking a man who is proud of family and his heritage. This is just another example of you being a black hooded, racist, motherfucker.
Please wipe my urine off your chin before it dries.
I note the pics I posted here on 27 April have been taken down, presumably by the mods. No reason was given, though it would be nice if I was told what the problem was!
There was another poster here (the guy with the savior complex) who objected to my pics, and made a few posts complaining about them. Is that why my pics were removed?
I have posted hundreds of many similar pics over the years since I joined the forum, and as far as I am aware none of my previous pics or posts, have been taken down.
I understand and accept that the mods have the right to take down posts and pics, but frankly, as no reason was given, it seems pointless for me to waste my time posting any more pics on the forum if they are going to be taken down without any reason given, or any explanation.
Any thoughts or comments about this from other posters?My thoughts are it's a pity. Several others and I supported you against some of those that complained, but I see my tiny post of support has also been taken down now without explanation, though not before an old contributing member here saw it and messaged me in private that they agreed things are going downhill here.
Maybe it's the age of wokeness reaching ISG too. My impression is that before, when it was mostly Jason who was moderating, one could speak more freely, and people had thicker skin too. You could call an ass for an ass, and as long as the majority of your post made sense, and was not simply a 5-year old shouting names, your post would remain.
Simply deleting posts without giving any reason is rather rude imo.
Mr Enternational
05-04-25, 16:36
And now for some bad news for the LOSERS that defend this bullshit.
https://e.vnexpress.net/news/travel/thailand-vows-to-end-dual-pricing-after-foreign-tourists-complaints-4880890.htmlWe will believe that when they start changing the signs at the national parks. Because on this one foreigners pay 13 times more than Thais. And if you think they are giving that money up because of people complaining on the internet, then you are sadly mistaken.
I note the pics I posted here on 27 April have been taken down, presumably by the mods. No reason was given, though it would be nice if I was told what the problem was!
There was another poster here (the guy with the savior complex) who objected to my pics, and made a few posts complaining about them. Is that why my pics were removed?
I have posted hundreds of many similar pics over the years since I joined the forum, and as far as I am aware none of my previous pics or posts, have been taken down.
I understand and accept that the mods have the right to take down posts and pics, but frankly, as no reason was given, it seems pointless for me to waste my time posting any more pics on the forum if they are going to be taken down without any reason given, or any explanation.
Any thoughts or comments about this from other posters?I'm shocked and angry to see that your post was completely deleted, without any explanation or justification. If the rules of the forum have changed the admin should communicate that openly and clearly.
I get you are making a joke but I speak 6 languages and understand the human body far better than any low IQ doctor or scientist. Real smart people start businesses they don't work for other people. What, me joke? Not at all. With your 6 languages, which is double of mine, and such a good understanding of the human body, you do indeed sound like nothing less, and possibly more, than a stable genius.
I'm thinking about going back to condoms now.
Master Monger
05-04-25, 19:58
Holy cow! A million data points. Now that's scientific. You sir, are a complete and utter ass.Bro you are a Knave and you admit it so your opinions do not matter. Most people are poor sheep who believe everything they are indoctrinated with. I don't feel sorry for suckers like you, I think we should cull stupidity like yours from the gene pool so we can stop being manipulated by wealthy elites. I bet you wore a Covid Mask! Hahaha! Pattaya is a good place for someone like you.
Jomtien is garbage in the establishments (ugly, old, fat, fake), street had a few girls but they were looking for Asians. RIP: Pattaya.
Please wipe my urine offAllBitch, you need to get your wife, children or one of your prostitutes that was not hired by the Korean or Japanese guys to help you with your bladder problems.
The best thing about the DR is that they kicked your ass out.Prove it!
I am curious why, No reason to be curious about something that didn't happen.
Maybe Nyezhov is onto something. Do you really think so? Aren't you and WHWMF in direct communication via PM? Isn't that how your are all coordinating your ad hominem attacks on me.
Perhaps a competent invesigator like Marlow could look into this. You mean the fake criminal investigator who could not find his balls if your wife handed them to him.
For those considering the DR, please read reports in that section from Oakie, Coolie High, and Ram Davidson for up to date, accurate information.They should. I have not been to the Dominican Republic for a quick minute. I've been posted up here. You haven't!
Stub have you considered chilling for a while and taking time off the board. It appears Nyezhov, Ugly Azz Man, Philip Marlowe, myself and others are getting to you.In what way?
Now you are attacking a man who is proud of family and his heritage.What man is that? Because if it is who I think it is they have two posts over in the Pattaya Reports section in blue. Even a dumb, old fat mother fucking farang who dresses poorly knows what that means.
This is just another example of you being a black hooded, racist, motherfucker.Post one racist post I have made in ISG in the entire time I have been posting.
Now you run along and brush your teeth and use mouthwash to get the taste of cum out ya mouf left by you eating your wife's pussy after her BIG BLACK DICK lover (not me) after he finished in with her while you watched.
I will be in Montenegro next week.Why? Less competition there?
When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.I look forward to reading your trip report. That is if you can tear yourself away from your Ad Hominem attacks on me long enough to write one.
You are just making yourself look small my man!
Are you ok? You are catching ISG cases right and left. Haven't you learned yet that this is the thread for your Thailand RANTS while you are posting from your Cambodian Slum?To be fair, they weren't rants, I saw the posts before they got deleted. It's just Jason (I believe his name is) doesn't like anything to close to the bone.
I note the pics I posted here on 27 April have been taken down, presumably by the mods. No reason was given, though it would be nice if I was told what the problem was!
There was another poster here (the guy with the savior complex) who objected to my pics, and made a few posts complaining about them. Is that why my pics were removed?
I have posted hundreds of many similar pics over the years since I joined the forum, and as far as I am aware none of my previous pics or posts, have been taken down.
I understand and accept that the mods have the right to take down posts and pics, but frankly, as no reason was given, it seems pointless for me to waste my time posting any more pics on the forum if they are going to be taken down without any reason given, or any explanation.
Any thoughts or comments about this from other posters?I'm submitting my thoughts / comments to the "rants" subforum although I'm not optimistic that they will be accepted. LOL.
Sam.
UglyAzzMan
05-05-25, 01:37
My take on photos.
If you Black out Face it's a moot point. Hahaha.
UglyAzzMan
05-05-25, 01:38
Hi guys we are looking for 4 bhk villa for rent for 5 days any suggestions and can someone share recommendation for girls in pattaya. Thanks for your help.Explorer I'm sure can set you up. Mature experienced providers are what you want.
Newton York
05-05-25, 02:50
I might not live to see this, but it's good to know it could happen some day.
https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/3017472/thai-pm-casino-project-will-be-responsible-gambling
Finally a place with affordable sex and casinos in the same spot. Vegas chicks are way too pricey and kinda dodgy. And as much as I love Macau saunas, it's way way too pricey now. If they manage to get a casino or two in Bangkok, holy shit! I'm going to nuts! This is GREAT news guys! Thailand's going to be unbeatable. We're talking millions more tourists!
Newton York
05-05-25, 03:08
Say, why don't you guys visit other parts of Thailand? I woulda thought with retirement there and all the time in the world, you fellas would explore the other towns and cities. Take a bus, or the train or whatever. I get it I guess, there is something to be said about just sitting at the beach and taking it easy. But there's so much to see and do in Thailand. I don't know dudes, it really feels like you guys don't know how lucky you are.
Explorer8939
05-05-25, 04:50
Say, why don't you guys visit other parts of Thailand? I woulda thought with retirement there and all the time in the world, you fellas would explore the other towns and cities. Take a bus, or the train or whatever. I get it I guess, there is something to be said about just sitting at the beach and taking it easy. But there's so much to see and do in Thailand. I don't know dudes, it really feels like you guys don't know how lucky you are.I have been to many places in Thailand, almost always with a Thai lady in tow.
This weekend, I am going with 2 ladies to Koh Chang.
Say, why don't you guys visit other parts of Thailand? I woulda thought with retirement there and all the time in the world, you fellas would explore the other towns and cities. Take a bus, or the train or whatever. I get it I guess, there is something to be said about just sitting at the beach and taking it easy. But there's so much to see and do in Thailand. I don't know dudes, it really feels like you guys don't know how lucky you are.Surin: Elephant roundup.
Buriram: Football and Ruins.
Kao Yai: Elephants and nature.
Phitsanolok: Ruins and Phra Buddha Chinnawat.
Lopburi: Monekys and ruins.
Ayyuthaya: Ruins.
Saraburi: Ruins.
Sukkothai: Ruins.
Kachanaburi: Ruins.
Nakon Pathum: Phra Pathum Chedi.
Let me know when you are finished with those.
So the exchange between WHWMF and The Honorable Mdemde in the Cockbang Reports thread. Did I mention the thread title where following exchange occurred is the Cockbang Reports?
Did you check her ID?
Yes I did check it.
Did you tell her you were going to post nude pictures of her all over the internet?
Of course. We each brought a lawyer to the meet and I had her sign a 15-page legal contract giving me permission to take and post her photos.
Next question.Then PgFair (Cause most certainly he is not keeping it real) enters the conversation:
The very first thing that entered my head when I saw your original post was 'that's bang out of order and totally inappropriate', it doesn't take much to show a little respect mate. What really surprises me is that the Mods allowed it and didn't take it down. But then again they are so inconsistent in their policies or asleep half the time.OH SHIT! Maybe PgFair is keeping it real!
Are you the new ADMINISTRATOR of ISG?
To be fair, they weren't rantsReally? If you want to keep it real be aware I haven't found that life is fair at all. All that mother fuck (WHWMF) does is rant! Point to his last useful report about actually fucking a girl in Thailand.
Ok, for the sake of argument let me stipulate they were not rants.
It says in blue:
largely argumentativeIf that isn't a rant then what is? I know cause, I've caught that case!
ROTFLMAO!
The other one said in blue:
public effort to discourage members from posting informationSounds like the big ego guy posting from his Cambodian Slum making defamatory statements about me that he cannot prove stepped on his own dick (insert size and color here) yet again.
He was sniping, then ranting and he stepped over the line. Got fully regulated in blue. Full Stop!
I saw the posts before they got deleted.So did I. In my opinion, they did not belong in the Cockbang forum. Had he posted them were they belonged I doubt they would have been replaced with blue text.
Are you defending the WHWMF because you are having a similar problem?
pointless, unproductive drama
I have lived in four different countries. There is not perfect country for me to live in. Maybe there is for you Newton York. Here is a thought for you: Have you visited other countries in SEA and the world to know for certain that Thailand is your spot where you want to post up in retirement?
FYI, there are many reports on other areas of Thailand besides Cockbang and Pattaya.
Say, why don't you guys visit other parts of Thailand? I woulda thought with retirement there and all the time in the world, you fellas would explore the other towns and cities. Take a bus, or the train or whatever. I get it I guess, there is something to be said about just sitting at the beach and taking it easy. But there's so much to see and do in Thailand. I don't know dudes, it really feels like you guys don't know how lucky you are.
Bro you are a Knave and you admit it so your opinions do not matter. Most people are poor sheep who believe everything they are indoctrinated with. I don't feel sorry for suckers like you, I think we should cull stupidity like yours from the gene pool so we can stop being manipulated by wealthy elites. I bet you wore a Covid Mask! Hahaha! Pattaya is a good place for someone like you.
Jomtien is garbage in the establishments (ugly, old, fat, fake), street had a few girls but they were looking for Asians. RIP: Pattaya.Look at this guy. I disagree with his opinion on Pattaya. So, who is right? We both are! Pattaya is not good for him, Pattaya is good for me. Our respective experiences do not invalidate each other.
NicFrenchy
05-05-25, 06:48
To be fair, they weren't rants, I saw the posts before they got deleted. It's just Jason (I believe his name is) doesn't like anything to close to the bone.Previous owner was Jackson, and, he sold. New cats are different, they moderate senior members. Which is new to me LOL.
Say, why don't you guys visit other parts of Thailand? I woulda thought with retirement there and all the time in the world, you fellas would explore the other towns and cities. Take a bus, or the train or whatever. I get it I guess, there is something to be said about just sitting at the beach and taking it easy. But there's so much to see and do in Thailand. I don't know dudes, it really feels like you guys don't know how lucky you are.I agree Newt everyone should try to see more of Thailand. We have a poster here that brags about how long he has lived in Pattaya. And calls where other people live a slum. The fool has only been there for a year or two and has never been anyplace else. And he says he lives in "Thailand".
My favorite town is Nong Khai.
I note the pics I posted here on 27 April have been taken down, presumably by the mods. No reason was given, though it would be nice if I was told what the problem was!
There was another poster here (the guy with the savior complex) who objected to my pics, and made a few posts complaining about them. Is that why my pics were removed?
I have posted hundreds of many similar pics over the years since I joined the forum, and as far as I am aware none of my previous pics or posts, have been taken down.
I understand and accept that the mods have the right to take down posts and pics, but frankly, as no reason was given, it seems pointless for me to waste my time posting any more pics on the forum if they are going to be taken down without any reason given, or any explanation.
Any thoughts or comments about this from other posters?This is not the United States of America where you can just send in your ideas to your Representative and Two Senators.
You are aware of this provision in the United States Constitution:
The First Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.ISG is a dictatorship. My comment is that if you don't like it, find somewhere else to post.
The needs of many outweigh the needs of the few or the one. - Spock ROTFLMAO!
For those considering the DR, please read reports in that section from Oakie, Coolie High, and Ram Davidson for up to date, accurate information.I have more time living in the Dominican Republic than all of them I have visited more places on the island than any of them. I have done more legitimate things on the island than any of them. But I don't need any credit. You are showing how much of a Dumb Mother Fucker your are since you are speaking about a place that you have never visited. I suppose you are like our fake criminal investigator in that regard. Along with being a cum eater like Explorer.
I don't know what is up with you double standard, but I see you are taking of the defense of White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fuckers as of late. Pro Bono of course. I like to say a mother fucker is what a mother fucker does. Since you are providing such a vigorous defense of them it's becoming very obvious that you are one of them also.
I'm submitting my thoughts / comments to the "rants" subforum although I'm not optimistic that they will be accepted. LOL.
Sam.Don't always read that forum, and whenever I look at it all I see is "XXX is on your ignore list" repeated on and on, but wanted to see your post. Did you not submit it yet, or was it deleted?
My take on photos.
If you Black out Face it's a moot point. Hahaha.How about using "white out" for the face. You know, like a liter of jizz? LOL.
Sam.
Don't always read that forum, and whenever I look at it all I see is "XXX is on your ignore list" repeated on and on, but wanted to see your post. Did you not submit it yet, or was it deleted?I submitted my opinion / comments about 15 hours ago. For this subforum, kind of "over the top". But for the "rants" subforum, very mild.
Sam.
Don't always read that forum, and whenever I look at it all I see is "XXX is on your ignore list" repeated on and on,At least a half dozen individuals have publicly announced that I am on their ignore list. They announce it as if I care. If it is me, I am honored. If it is me, you see that message more than in the RANTS thread.
I have nothing to contribute to the threads that the Glory Days Thailand Complaint Crew would find interesting. I write for other newbies like myself. I write reports instead of endless commentary on other individuals posts like the OP who has me on ignore does. When I RANT, I RANT right here, where RANTS are welcomed. ROTFLMAO!
Best part about him having me on ignore. I can talk shit about his old, fat, ugly farang ass and he won't ever see it. Now there are a bunch of mother fucks that say they have me on ignore. But they manage to still ready and reply to my post. But the OP lets us all know that the ignore function works.
PRO TIP: if a message is directed at a specific individual like the OP's message is, the Private Messaging Function is available. Now you wouldn't want to do that if your are a passive aggressive ***** that needs to draw attention to himself.
ROTFLMAO!
I am a International Trick not a mother fucking YouTube travel V-Bloger. Two middle fingers up to all that don't recognize.
We have a poster here that brags about how long he has lived in Pattaya. And calls where other people live a slum. The fool has only been there for a year or two and has never been anyplace else. And he says he lives in "Thailand". My favorite town is Nong Khai.The OP that wrote this needs to stop hating on someone doing something that he cannot do.
We currently have a poster that clams to have extensive knowledge of Thailand. But he does not realize Pattaya is in Thailand.
This same poster is claiming extensive knowledge of Thailand but has posted nothing of substance about the purpose of ISG which is to share information on having sex with girls. He writes about the glory days 25 years ago. And his travel around Thailand in past years.
Mr York has the right idea: The objective is to nut!
My favorite location in Thailand is when my (insert size and color here) dick is in Thai Girl Mouth, Pussy and Ass!
My only regret is that I have but one dick with which to fuck!
So next week you are going to mount a negro?
ROTFLMAO!
I will be in Montenegro next week. For stupid fucks like you that is a country and has nothing to do with race (although you will probably make it racial).
So the exchange between WHWMF and The Honorable Mdemde in the Cockbang Reports thread. Did I mention the thread title where following exchange occurred is the Cockbang Reports?ISG, It's a bit like your favourite sport be it football, Soccer, Hockey whatever. It's fruitless arguing with the ref's decision even if you are in the right. He ain't going to change the decision and it's pointless arguing as you end up worse off as I've found out on this god damn forum over the last while.
Previous owner was Jackson, and, he sold. New cats are different, they moderate senior members. Which is new to me LOL.And once you get on moderation you are on it for life. No early release for good behavior.
I agree Newt everyone should try to see more of Thailand. We have a poster here that brags about how long he has lived in Pattaya. And calls where other people live a slum. The fool has only been there for a year or two and has never been anyplace else. And he says he lives in "Thailand".
My favorite town is Nong Khai.Lunch or dinner in those Mehkong riverbank places are wonderful.
So next week you are going to mount a negro?
ROTFLMAO!Mount a negro (boy) is why they call you ShortEyes.
Those who don't speak ebonics pronounce it "MON tin AY GRO".
Lets see how long a rant Shorteyes goes off on three lines. Come on, boy, start spewing.
A report implies there is something in the post related to the purpose of the ISG Forum. Namely: sharing information on having sex with girls. But I could be wrong about that entire thing. I just post what I got to say and let the Administrators decide on if it appears and where.
Speaking on that, before I go any further, all you mother fucks reading this, I am about to give you an apoplectic fit. Reasonable people are not bothered by my posts cause they understand this the RANTS thread. I use the forum for the purpose it was intended: RANTING!
If you don't like it. It is a pretty simple solution. Either put me on ignore (ISG Function) or don't read them (this requires brain work).
Previous owner was Jackson, and, he sold. New cats are different, they moderate senior members. Which is new to me LOL.Actually, if you crossed the line, Jackson and his admins were quick to put seniors on moderation.
Mount a negro was funny as fuck That is why we call you a genus in Thailand Threads. No one has ever posted information of the quality that you do in nearly 25 years. We also know that all the Thai Girls Love your (insert size and color here) dick!ROTLMAO!
So I asked.
Do any of you intelligent and distinguished gentleman posting on this most excellent site for sharing information on having sex with girls, have a sense of humor?
So next week you are going to mount a negro?
ROTFLMAO!
Those who don't speak ebonics pronounce it "MON tin AY GRO".The Answer:
Because we are (insert color) here we do not have a since of humor when it comes to your type boy. We don't like your kind here in Thailand boy. You and your type be stretching all the Thai Girl pussy out boy. I can't feel nothing when I follow after your type boy. That thought the Koreans and Japanese were bad just like this guy:
When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.Ok, I can respect a man that speaks his mind. ROTFLMAO!
Nope, sorry, the US Constitution is for Americans not people who come to our country illegally and commit crimes, and when we were founded as a nation, we had slaves and only land owners could vote.America! What a country! ROTFLMAO!
I submitted my opinion / comments about 15 hours ago. For this subforum, kind of "over the top". But for the "rants" subforum, very mild.
Sam.Honestly surprised to hear that. One can agree or disagree with whatever, but simply deleting or not allowing a post because not agreeing is pretty low. :-/
Actually, if you crossed the line, Jackson and his admins were quick to put seniors on moderation.What line? The dictator Jackson ran the site based on his personal biases and opinions. I know this because I interacted with him personally. I am saying I know him. I am saying I interacted with him regarding board policy. I find the the current Administration to allows much wider array of ideas and less forced "group think". It is the quality of the individuals doing the posting that has gone down.
I know many posters personally that have quality information to add in several county threads that no longer post. It is unfortunate. But a completely understandable situation. End the end that is the only true way to protest. I choose to keep posting. I let the moderators moderate. No need to have 15 different handles with low post counts. 5500+ strong. I am Subcmdr. Many love to hate. But haters mean you are doing something right.
Why?
The objective is to nut. Having a post held up because of censorship has NEVER kept me from getting my nut over these years I have been posting.
I just wanna be broke forever. Sounds like something that AllOver saidROTFLMAO!
Not sure what you mean. In fiwfans the "agent"/pimp/whatever gets a cut of the money, and the girl the rest. At the shops, the shop gets a cut, and the girl the rest. What's the "big difference" here?You sure you have been to Thailand. If you are in a massage shop you pay for a massage. The Shop gets a cut of that. If any other service are provided the Shop gets none of that.
Why am I having to explain this to a supposed Thailand OG?
I have no facts and don't even live in Thailand anymoreExactly, so that makes you like Oakie, WHWMF, AllOver and the plethora of other mother fucks posting from memory instead of experience.
ROTFLMAO!
Newton York
05-07-25, 02:58
Ok you guys. I know you all are happy and rich, spending your cash in Thailand retiring living the good life and all, but stop it. Stop it with this kind of behavior. You're making all the 20 something farang type chicks look bad. Be it from Europe, Israel or wherever, you guys are just making it really bad for all Thai people. Stop it. Bad tourist! Shoo bad tourist! Shoo!
https://aseannow.com/topic/1359907-israeli-tourist-sparks-outrage-over-shoe-rule-dispute-in-thailand
She's clearly hot and has a nice pair of tits, but that's no excuse for bad behavior.
Be it from Europe, Israel or wherever, you guys are just making it really bad for all Thai people. Stop it. Bad tourist! Shoo bad tourist! Shoo!Why put Europe in it unless her second passport is European.
She is an Israeli so let's call her by her real name and let the world see what these people are really made of.
And once you get on moderation you are on it for life. No early release for good behavior.I feel kind of bad for the Administration and Moderators who can't figure out how to take posters off of Moderation after behaving properly for years and years and have to continue reading every word of the stuff we write because we are all still on Moderation.
ISG Glory Days
Individual posters can exercise their own judgement and leave the Thailand Reports threads for reports. They do not have to comment on every damn report especially when the individuals are simply reporting their experiences. Check out Werqweq as an example of a mother fuck commenting on what other are doing more than they are actually reporting on what they are doing.
There is a lot of talk about the glory days. I remember the glory days of ISG. People focused on reporting more, commenting on others reports less. Then I slowly started noticing that there was absolutely no longer a code among International Tricks anymore.
And so the RANT thread was born across the entire ISG Forum to give mother fucks like AssUglyMan, Joakie, WHWMF, PgFair, AllBitch and the Fake Criminal Investigator a place to troll so that hopefully the REPORT sections of the various Country Forums could remain a repository and source of information for International Tricks who are searching for it without wading through all the male bovine excrement mother fucks be spewing from their keyboards because they are frustrated reading about how others are getting their nut.
Those speaking of the decline of information on ISG only have to look to the individuals who spend more time commenting on the posts of others instead of the purpose of the forum:
to share information on having sex with girls
My handle is Subcmdr and HI(Human Intelligence) wrote this message!
Newton York
05-09-25, 04:59
Are we really okay with somewhat attractive chicks like this insulting Thailand?
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/10-photos-israeli-tourist-who-said-my-money-built-your-country-thailand-meet-kesem-cohen-1733568
You guys should do something about it, since you live there. Stand up for Thailand guys. Come on. You get so much out of it. Thailand has given you everything and you're just going to sit there and let some mildly ok looking online bikini model besmirch Thailand's good name? *sigh*.
Newton York
05-09-25, 05:03
I remember the glory days but a lot of guys from that era either no longer post or are out the game. I know I stopped posting a long time ago and after all the contributions, now being "moderated" when I wasn't in the past has slowed down the sense of being part.
There are other great forums that also share great info without having to deal with all the diatribe.I've noticed over the past decade, this is what ISG is about, or has become anyway. The diatribe is the point. Sure other forums here and there get to the point with the info and reviews, but where do you then get all the inane back and forth arguing about stuff? I think that's what this thread is for anyway. Satan knows I need this just to silence the voices in my head, especially with the week I've had at work. I'm so tired and beaten down by the end of the week, I can't even bring mysef to shower. My scalp is all itchy.
I remember the glory days but a lot of guys from that era either no longer post or are out the game. I know I stopped posting a long time ago and after all the contributions, now being "moderated" when I wasn't in the past has slowed down the sense of being part.
It's unwarranted. I remember enjoying some of your posts long before I started posting here.
Currently in Pattaya right now and enjoying every bit of it. A few observations after multiple years of going:
- The weather the past few days has been awesome for low season. Breezy, not too much rain, not too humid, far less traffic, lower prices, etc. I should've been coming to Pattaya during low season years ago.
- I was wrong for assuming walking street go-go bar girls would not be willing to meet after work or on their day off. In Pinup and Palace, none of the women I barfined were open to it but at Shark there were several women happy to meet outside of work.
- Soi 6 is a great place to hangout. The problem is you can't really evaluate each women while they're harassing you and grabbing your nuts, but if you can find a decent bar it will be fun to just have a beer and play se connect for.
- I've talked to multiple walking street gogo bar girls (and Soi 6 bar girls) and the consensus appears to be that Chinese and Taiwanese are the biggest customers. Not Koreans or Japanese.Pay attention. This is what a Pattaya report looks like.
Thank you Mr. Rocko20!
Explorer8939
05-09-25, 14:08
Aftermath bar on Soi Chaiyapoon is for sale.
Meanwhile, lots of new bars are opening nearby. I don't understand the logic of opening at the start of low season.
Do the police need a statute?
Is the act of prostitution illegal in the Kingdom? Show me the statute that declares it is.What are the police arresting females on Beach Road for?
https://youtu.be/tzKyBnSHWeA?si=LmIv7jt5kpPh3O6B
Now tell us again is prostitution illegal in Thailand?
What were you saying about the being a (fake) investigator?
Newton York
05-10-25, 05:10
The fact that the hobby is all kinds of illegal in Thailand yet very much tolerated and understood to be necessary for Thailand's prosperity, bodes well for all of us hobbyists. Where else can we go knowing full well we're participating in any number of illegal acts, yet heralded like heroes? Treated like kings. Only Thailand my friends. Only Thailand.
My life sucks and I wish I was never born, but you know what? If there's one thing I can be grateful for, it's Thailand and it's chicks. Did I mention the best Thai chick I ever experienced was actually in Singapore's Geylang? She rimmed the heck out of me. It was sublime.
HorseTrader
05-10-25, 07:33
Do the police need a statute?
What are the police arresting females on Beach Road for?
https://youtu.be/tzKyBnSHWeA?si=LmIv7jt5kpPh3O6B
Now tell us again is prostitution illegal in Thailand?
What were you saying about the being a (fake) investigator?Were any of those arrested from Thailand? I would assume the charge would be foreigners working in Thailand without proper visa or work permit. Just my assumption.
Philip Marlow
05-10-25, 07:48
We've all seen ladies on the sois who are well past their prime, but still hanging on. Extra makeup, undergarments that lift and hide, hairdos to hide bald spots, etc. Like most of us humans, they try to accentuate their positives, and hide or at least lessen their weak points.
But you have never heard them scream to the public in the street about their stretch marks and droopy body parts.
Most of us do stupid stuff, sometimes daily. We own up to it, but don't proclaim it like we're proud of doing it. Normal human behavior.
So why are there some people here, especially on the rants forum, who are complete dumbasses, and who scream at the top of their lungs- I'm a dumbass? Over and over, every day, in bold print no less?
Hmmmm.
Poster has less than 100 posts total to his name. Last 14 posts do not have any information related to the purpose of ISG: sharing information on having sex with girls.
10 out of the last 14 posts in the RANTS threads. Talking male bovine excrement about complete nonsense. Makes you wonder why they they don't either come to Thailand fuck and get their dick sucked, or just STFU!
Philip Marlow
Stop being a passive aggressive girly man and speak like a real man directly to those you have an issue with. You are a fake crimminal investigator that does not know the law in Thailand or the Dis-United States of America where you claim to live.
Better yet, travel to Thailand and file a trip report. Your posts full of philosophical diatribes about a place you rarely visit are strange. When you going to come to Thailand and fuck? Or for that matter anyplace in the world? There are place all over the world you can do that. Oakie's favorite place is the Dominican Republic. That mother fuck posts here too.
ROTFLMAO!
Mr Enternational
05-10-25, 11:40
Aftermath bar on Soi Chaiyapoon is for sale.
Meanwhile, lots of new bars are opening nearby. I don't understand the logic of opening at the start of low season.I do not understand the logic of opening a bar at all. I guess the owner of Aftermath realized that too late. They continue to come and go.
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