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Explorer8939
12-19-24, 13:11
Observations in Rio: I am not seeing foreigners here in Copacabana, maybe a handful. Lots of locals on the streets and the beach.
Last year, there were many Argentinans, but the economy in Argentina collapsed.
I have heard no English spoken by tourists this year.
Mr Enternational
12-19-24, 14:29
Observations in Rio: I am not seeing foreigners here in Copacabana, maybe a handful. Lots of locals on the streets and the beach.
Last year, there were many Argentinans, but the economy in Argentina collapsed.
I have heard no English spoken by tourists this year.There never have been a gang of foreigners in Brazil. How many non-Brazilians were on the plane with you? There are usually hardly any. There are still many Argentinians. They are the ones out on the sidewalk selling stuff.
I am stepping in here to call out Explorer8939. I have been dealing with his male bovine excrement in the Thailand Rants and the Dominican Republic threads. In the Thailand threads everyone just kind of pretends that everything he says is right. Just like you don't want to point out that he kid who gets off the short school bus is not like the rest of us.
Stupid shit doesn't mean BS fabrications. Do you believe his stories or are you another alias of his? Anyway, that ignore function is not very efficient but here it goes.But not me, and not XXL. We call him out on his male bovine excrement.
Why is it so difficult for to believe that I take Thai ladies to Brazil?Because you lie! You lie in the Thailand Rants about me and it is most likely that you lie here also.
I pay 1,000 baht a day, which is much cheaper than the going rate for garotas here in Rio.Back it up with some hard numbers like I did when you called me out over buying a condo on Pattaya. I laid out the numbers for everyone to see and just like the kid on the short bus you just ignored everything I had to say because you just don't get it. You claim your condo breaks even in two years. That is some male bovine excrement. Because even the best deals on condos in the Thai market have ten year break even time tables at a 10% Cash on Cash return. So, if you bought your condo 8 years ago, then you left that rather major detail out.
Even counting airfaremale bovine excrement! Put some hard numbers down and back your statement up.
, it's not unreasonable, and sometimes I can use FF miles.This has the ring of truth to it.
Not to worry, I will have 10 days as a single guy to play with the ladies here.No worries, I have a one dick policy. I am not worried about what you are doing with your dick. I don't give a fuck about how you spend your money. I do give a fuck about your stories and lies that you tell across ISG. Especially when they are about me.
Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!
I am very different from you Explorer8939! Gentleman, I present Explorer8939 worrying about how another man spends his money and lying while doing it:
If anyone is wondering what happened to SubCmdr, I suspect the recent 10 day drop in the stock market has his attention.
No more 35,000 baht bar tabs for a while.It was actually 16,000 THB plus and I wrote a post about it.
What The Cmdr Got
Two premium bottles. Set ups. Entire booth reserved for me and my friends. Buying Lady Drinks for up to three girls at a time that were sitting in just their thongs and stockings for me the entire night. No need to buy any special drinks, racks of Tequila or any of that shit. Shots being sent over complements of the General Manager. Buying a drink for the Mamason and having her share with with us at my table. Short Time room and Short Time with the girl of my choice.
Plus having a girl in various stages of undress up on my table dancing for 80% of the time. I was in the club from 1930 until it closed down at 0300. Even bought extra drinks one time for my girls so they did not have to dance.
The General Manager came over to add me to their exclusive VIP Line group. He also stored my bottles for the next time I visit. Which means in the long run it will be much cheaper as I am sure I'll get at least one or two more visits out of my bottles before I need to re-up.
16395 THB cash not scan.
My time; My money; My dick; My call!
P.S. I just got my first set of pictures for the line up today at Heaven Best in Line because of my VIP status.How you like me now, ya *****?
but the economy in Argentina collapsed.You are wrong. I saw and heard about it first hand. I was thinking investing and look up their stock index. It's up more than US. Maybe you are thinking about Brazil? Hehe.
There never have been a gang of foreigners in Brazil. How many non-Brazilians were on the plane with you? There are usually hardly any. There are still many Argentinians. They are the ones out on the sidewalk selling stuff.Well you used to always be able to find Americans at Meia Pataca when Help was open. I mean if you wanted to bump into a native English speaker from the States that was as sure a thing as it gets.
Calling out the "Bovine Excrement" helps to keep this board healthy. I appreciate when that is done, Sir.
Explorer8939
12-20-24, 05:46
There never have been a gang of foreigners in Brazil. How many non-Brazilians were on the plane with you? There are usually hardly any. There are still many Argentinians. They are the ones out on the sidewalk selling stuff.I flew in from Dubai. When the plane stopped in Rio, hardly anyone got off. The plane went on to Buenos Aires with most of its passengers.
Explorer8939
12-20-24, 05:57
You are wrong. I saw and heard about it first hand. I was thinking investing and look up their stock index. It's up more than US. Maybe you are thinking about Brazil? Hehe.I will be going to Argentina in January, so I will see for myself.
As for Brazil, the Real was down to 6. 23 to the dollar this morning. So I splurged a bit at Pao the Acucar.
Explorer8939
12-20-24, 06:06
Some guys don't understand the concept of traveling with ladies.
SubCmdr will spend $1000 on one night in a Thai bar, but finds it impossible to believe that I will buy an airplane ticket for a Thai lady to come to Brazil for a month or two or three. The current lady has come to Brazil before, the first time for three months. This time, I am sending her home early, because I arranged for a Mexican lady to come in January.
Today, I did my first Portuguese to Thai translation, for the Thai lady. I was very impressed with myself.
Some guys don't understand the concept of traveling with ladies.I understand the concept completely. It is simply a matter of you doing what you want to do. I agree that you should do what it is that you want to do.
Your time, Your money, Your dick, Your call!
What I don't understand is why you think I should believe your male bovine excrement that it is less expensive to fly a Thai prostitute halfway around the world, than it is to hire a prostitute in Brazil. When I asked you to justify it by putting some hard numbers on the assertion you have been silent. Can someone who actually knows how much it costs to hire a prostitute in Brazil please chime in on the issue? Because if I am wrong in my assertion I would like to be corrected. So I can plan to fly my Thai prostitutes to Brazil when I plan my visit there and not even bother with the prostitutes that are in Brazil.
SubCmdr will spend $1000 on one night in a Thai bar,Some guys just lie! I quoted the post about my big night out in Pattaya and yet he repeats the lie about the amount of money I spent (as if he routinely does that and knows how much a night like that costs).
As for Brazil, the Real was down to 6. 23 to the dollar this morning. So I splurged a bit at Pao the Acucar.You can check the same thing about Argentina to see it now.
Can someone who actually knows how much it costs to hire a prostitute in Brazil please chime in on the issue? 1000 B a day is very cheap in Brazil. Some can spend what he pays for a month in a week in SP. 100 to more than 200 USD for an hour is common depending on where you go.
A good high end restaurant with drinks is down to $USD 32. A medium quality session for 60 min about the same price.
Explorer8939
12-20-24, 22:04
You can check the same thing about Argentina to see it now.And when I go to Argentina next month, I will change my dollars every day or two, only converting as much as I need in the very short term. Because the Argentinian peso is dropping regularly.
I went to Argentina a couple of years ago, and the peso was about 400, now its 1025 or so to the dollar.
I am doing the same with the Real, plus I use credit cards to pay for as much as possible, since that's the best exchange rate.
Explorer8939
12-20-24, 22:07
I understand the concept completely. It is simply a matter of you doing what you want to do. I agree that you should do what it is that you want to do.
Your time, Your money, Your dick, Your call!
What I don't understand is why you think I should believe your male bovine excrement that it is less expensive to fly a Thai prostitute halfway around the world, than it is to hire a prostitute in Brazil. When I asked you to justify it by putting some hard numbers on the assertion you have been silent. Can someone who actually knows how much it costs to hire a prostitute in Brazil please chime in on the issue? Because if I am wrong in my assertion I would like to be corrected. So I can plan to fly my Thai prostitutes to Brazil when I plan my visit there and not even bother with the prostitutes that are in Brazil.
Some guys just lie! I quoted the post about my big night out in Pattaya and yet he repeats the lie about the amount of money I spent (as if he routinely does that and knows how much a night like that costs).Nobody here cares how much you spent in a bar, but my memory is that you claimed to spend about $1000. Maybe it was $950, but its a case of "the lady dost protesth too much".
As for the price of 24 hours with a lady in Copacabana, I don't think I have that much money.
I understand the concept completely. It is simply a matter of you doing what you want to do. I agree that you should do what it is that you want to do.
Your time, Your money, Your dick, Your call!
What I don't understand is why you think I should believe your male bovine excrement that it is less expensive to fly a Thai prostitute halfway around the world, than it is to hire a prostitute in Brazil. When I asked you to justify it by putting some hard numbers on the assertion you have been silent. Can someone who actually knows how much it costs to hire a prostitute in Brazil please chime in on the issue?I've never met the guy and don't know why you and others believe he's lying. Maybe you guys have a history, but the math here works if that's what you're asking. So let's talk about the math.
The hourly rates in Rio can be very cheap, like $30 at the current exchange rate (as long as we're not talking top-tier escort).
However, hiring 24/7 is a different matter.
I personally love Brasileiras too much to bring my own girl to Brazil, but this is not about me. The daily rates can vary widely depending on so many factors that it's pointless to even try to pin down. But let's say you manage to make a deal on a cheaper end of things for $200 per 24 hours. Now you might be able to get them even cheaper, but for that you have to be Vagabundo who actually lives in town. Finding a cheaper deal for a visiting tourist (and with a girl you'll really want to be with for a such a long time) is nearly impossible.
So, I played a little with the Google Flights prices between BKK and GRU. Here are your extra expenses for bringing your girl from Thailand.
- Airfare: let's say $1,500 RT.
- Hotel or other lodging: $0 (you pay for it anyway).
- Food: $0 (you must pay for the girl even if you hire locally).
- Tours and entertaining: $0 (same thing).
- Gifts and tips: $0 (you pay for it anyway if you feel like it).
Let's say you're hiring for 10 days. In this case all your EXTRA expenses for bringing a Thai girl to Brazil are $150 a day, which is already cheaper than hiring locally. The longer your trip--the higher the savings.
Now, since the OP has mentioned he has miles, the whole flight portion could cost him just $100+ in taxes, although I can imagine the routing would be a bit convoluted.
Again, this argument only covers the material part of the equation, not whether or not bringing sand to the beach is smart and sensible. If you think of her as "sand", probably not.
But again, from the money point of view it can work.
I personally don't usually do the whole wifing-up thingy. I love variety and get annoyed from the same face rather quickly, at which point all I want is for her to go. Every now and then, though, you find someone you want to spend more time with. Nothing wrong about that.
If the OP likes the girl and wants to be with her, rather than a stranger with a snatch (my favorite, LOL), I don't see a problem here. Like you said: his money, his dick.
Well you used to always be able to find Americans at Meia Pataca when Help was open. I mean if you wanted to bump into a native English speaker from the States that was as sure a thing as it gets.Yeah, 2000 through 2009 there were plenty of foreigners in Rio, most from the USA. Whether it was Meia Pataca, Help, Terrace Atlantico, or the Termas, we were all over the tourist areas. In fact there were quite a few observations on sites like this one that Gringos were ruining the scene (no one used the phrase "Passport Bros" back then). When Help closed, things changed significantly.
OTOH, in Sao Paulo I've rarely run into many foreign visitors.
Yeah, 2000 through 2009 there were plenty of foreigners in Rio, most from the USA. Whether it was Meia Pataca, Help, Terrace Atlantico, or the Termas, we were all over the tourist areas.The majority of the foreigners going to Rio are from neighboring countries (58,75% On second place are Europe (22,77%) and North-America (14,1% Numbers change all the time but as I remember from the period 1991-2010 the majority of the foreign tourists (coming from outside South-America) were a mixture of French, German, British and Italians. Meia Pataca and Help had a smaller part of tourists from US. It seemed like they often kept to themselves. Often sitting in a big group around a table in Help, sharing a bottle of Red Label. The girls in Help often joked that these groups had Rodízio de whisky.
https://agenciagov.ebc.com.br/noticias/202407/melhor-resultado-em-uma-decada-rio-de-janeiro-recebeu-760-2-mil-turistas-internacionais-no-1deg-semestre-de-2024
In other brazilian cities the situation looked different. Italians in large majority in Fortaleza, Germans in Recife and Scandinavians in Natal. Easily explained by the number of direct flights with package tours going to these cities.
And when I go to Argentina next month, I will change my dollars every day or two, only converting as much as I need in the very short term. Because the Argentinian peso is dropping regularly.
I went to Argentina a couple of years ago, and the peso was about 400, now its 1025 or so to the dollar.
I see that you are very inflexible with your viewpoint. Is that something that you do intentionally?
Explorer8939
12-21-24, 14:24
I see that you are very inflexible with your viewpoint. Is that something that you do intentionally?No comprendo.
Inflexible in what way? Do think I should convert all my dollars the first day?
Or not go to Argentina?
What's your point?
Explorer8939
12-21-24, 14:27
I've never met the guy and don't know why you and others believe he's lying. Maybe you guys have a history, but the math here works if that's what you're asking. So let's talk about the math.
The hourly rates in Rio can be very cheap, like $30 at the current exchange rate (as long as we're not talking top-tier escort).
However, hiring 24/7 is a different matter..Note that I bring a lady to Brazil for at least a month, sometimes 3 months.
I see that you are very inflexible with your viewpoint. Is that something that you do intentionally?That is an accurate description of Explore8939.
He writes this:
SubCmdr will spend $1000 on one night in a Thai bar, but finds it impossible to believe that I will buy an airplane ticket for a Thai lady to come to Brazil for a month or two or three.It wasn't a bar and he knows it. That is if he read the post and is not just making up lies as he often does.
After I call him out on it he writes this:
Nobody here cares how much you spent in a bar, but my memory is that you claimed to spend about $1000. Maybe it was $950Quote the post mother fucker. Cause you cannot have it both ways.
What The Cmdr Got
Two premium bottles. Set ups. Entire booth reserved for me and my friends. Buying Lady Drinks for up to three girls at a time that were sitting in just their thongs and stockings for me the entire night. No need to buy any special drinks, racks of Tequila or any of that shit. Shots being sent over complements of the General Manager. Buying a drink for the Mamason and having her share with with us at my table. Short Time room and Short Time with the girl of my choice.
Plus having a girl in various stages of undress up on my table dancing for 80% of the time. I was in the club from 1930 until it closed down at 0300. Even bought extra drinks one time for my girls so they did not have to dance.
The General Manager came over to add me to their exclusive VIP Line group. He also stored my bottles for the next time I visit. Which means in the long run it will be much cheaper as I am sure I'll get at least one or two more visits out of my bottles before I need to re-up.
16395 THB cash not scan.
My time; My money; My dick; My call!
P.S. I just got my first set of pictures for the line up today at Heaven Best in Line because of my VIP status.Explorer lies too much!
Explorer8939
12-21-24, 18:14
That is an accurate description of Explore8939.
He writes this:
It wasn't a bar and he knows it. That is if he read the post and is not just making up lies as he often does.
After I call him out on it he writes this:
Quote the post mother fucker. Cause you cannot have it both ways.
Explorer lies too much!If that is the only post where you bragged about how much you spent in a Thai bar, then I was wrong.
Meanwhile, you continue to rag on me about how much money I spend on ladies here in Brazil. For no particular reason.
But, on the 28th, I will be a free man. My plan is to move to Lapa for a few days and check out the downtown prives. More importantly, I need some solo time to work on my Portuguese, which is very rusty.
And then my Mexican lady shows up on the 8th next month, she is more expensive than the Thai lady, but the plane ticket is much cheaper.
SubCmdr will be thrilled to know that I will probably visit Sosua (or what's left of it) in February, before heading back to Thailand.
What's your point?You stuck with old information and not make new observation even when being advised to. That keeps you thinking you are right when you are wrong.
I've never met the guy and don't know why you and others believe he's lying. Maybe you guys have a history,I put up the proof of his lies so if you read my post where I made the statement and you have adequate reading comprehension in English then I don't know why you are still wondering why I believe he is lying.
As for history yes, ever since I have been posting in the Thailand threads that mother fucker has been trolling my ass nearly every other post. I guess you don't read the Thailand Threads much otherwise it would be easy to notice the amount of male bovine excrement he drops out of his keyboard over there. He has had nearly a year to meet me. But it is much easier for him to hide behind his computer screen and beat on his keyboard while talking a whole lotta shit about me.
I appreciate your input on the costs. But the only thing it confirmed in my mind is that the mother fucker is too cheap to buy a lady drink, but will drop 1500 USD to fly Thai Pussy to Brazil.
You are damn right I said: His time; His money; His dick; His call. So why is the mother fucker talking shit about the money I post about spending? He even gone a far as accusing me of tax evasion in Thailand.
I stated very clearly that I don't give a fuck about how he spends his money or how much cum he eat out of the pussies of his Thai girls that have husbands and boyfriend that blow sponge up in them before they come over to his place in Thailand and sit on his face. At least with the plane flight the cum has a chance to drain out of the pussy and onto the panties so all he needs todo is have her take a shower and use clean panties.
Perhaps he can let us know if the pussy of his favorite Thai girls taste different without the semen of the their husbands and boyfriends mixed up in their pussy juice.
How you like me now?
Explorer8939
12-21-24, 23:50
You stuck with old information and not make new observation even when being advised to. That keeps you thinking you are right when you are wrong.Are you still going on about my comment that the economy is crashing in Argentina?
I am not there, but I can see that the Argentinian peso is still dropping. As long as the Peso is weak, that's an indicator that things are not good in Argentina.
Also, I am not seeing many Argentinian tourists here in Rio de Janeiro.
I put up the proof of his lies so if you read my post where I made the statement and you have adequate reading comprehension in English then I don't know why you are still wondering why I believe he is lying.
As for history yes, ever since I have been posting in the Thailand threads that mother fucker has been trolling my ass nearly every other post. I guess you don't read the Thailand Threads much otherwise it would be easy to notice the amount of male bovine excrement he drops out of his keyboard over there. He has had nearly a year to meet me. But it is much easier for him to hide behind his computer screen and beat on his keyboard while talking a whole lotta shit about me.
I appreciate your input on the costs. But the only thing it confirmed in my mind is that the mother fucker is too cheap to buy a lady drink, but will drop 1500 USD to fly Thai Pussy to Brazil.
You are damn right I said: His time; His money; His dick; His call. So why is the mother fucker talking shit about the money I post about spending? He even gone a far as accusing me of tax evasion in Thailand.
I stated very clearly that I don't give a fuck about how he spends his money or how much cum he eat out of the pussies of his Thai girls that have husbands and boyfriend that blow sponge up in them before they come over to his place in Thailand and sit on his face. At least with the plane flight the cum has a chance to drain out of the pussy and onto the panties so all he needs todo is have her take a shower and use clean panties.
Perhaps he can let us know if the pussy of his favorite Thai girls taste different without the semen of the their husbands and boyfriends mixed up in their pussy juice.
How you like me now?I don't like or dislike you--I don't know you. You posted a very specific question asking "someone who actually knows how much it costs to hire a prostitute in Brazil please chime in on the issue". As someone who's been visiting Brazil for 2 decades, at least once a year this is exactly what I did, so I'm not sure what you're arguing about. Once again:
1. For someone who wants an escort long-term 24/7, the math works in his favor.
2. The one-time $1,500 airfare is dwarfed by what he'd have to pay for hiring on his terms locally.
Besides, it's unclear to me this is even feasible to hire locally. I've never tried, but hiring a girl full time for as long as 1 month would be extremely problematic, IMHO.
- I'm not sure many GDPs would be able to contract for 30 days due to work or family obligations. It's not impossible, but you'd have to find them.
- For a visitor, hiring a girl you don't know for such a long time is risky too. Brazil is a telenovela country. Drama queens abound.
That's why the mere concept of bringing a girl he's comfortable with would be a smart business decision despite the high transportation cost. Whether the OP is lying or not I have no idea, but there is nothing impossible or fantastical about the whole value proposition. Quite the contrary, it makes perfect sense, and that's what your question was all about.
I'm not sure what you're arguing about.Re-read my post you responded to. You will find that I took no issue with you over the information you provided. If you do not like my posting style I really don't give a fuck. The ignore function is available for use here on ISG. If you are one of those that simply cannot take a complement, that is a problem that can be solved through self help books. Once again I thank you.
I will not be getting on my knees to thank you like a * If you want that, use your 20 years of experience of International Tricking in Brazil and hire a Brazilian prostitute. You also have provided an excellent argument for flying a Thai Prostitute to Brazil. Either way you can get your dick sucked. Hopefully that will put you in a better mood the next time you choose to respond to one of my posts after I thank you for answering my question.
Please tell me where judgment and reason has a place here in THIS particular thread. If adult language and conversation is too hard for you then I suggest that you seek out girl who is lactating for a softer experience. Please review the quote from this post:
I appreciate your input on the costs.How you like me now?
Not just in Brazil, but anywhere in Latin America finding English speakers is a challenge with just a few exceptions.
- In Puerto Rico: same.
- In Colombia's San Andres: same.
- In Mexico's Tijuana and Yucatan (from Cancun to Tulum): same.
Maybe I've missed some areas, but you've got an idea.I have no problem finding English speakers in Puerto Rico, Colombia, Mexico or the Dominican Republic. I don't know why our experiences differ so much but it has nothing to do with history or my judgment being clouded. It has everything to do with my personal experiences. Just so happens that I speak Spanish so my experience is that everyone wants to practice their English with me.
I can see that the Argentinian peso is still dropping. As long as the Peso is weak, that's an indicator that things are not good in Argentina.I just looked it up but more importantly is the long term historical perspective.
Explorer8939
12-22-24, 15:57
I don't like or dislike you--I don't know you. You posted a very specific question asking "someone who actually knows how much it costs to hire a prostitute in Brazil please chime in on the issue". As someone who's been visiting Brazil for 2 decades, at least once a year this is exactly what I did, so I'm not sure what you're arguing about. Once again:
1. For someone who wants an escort long-term 24/7, the math works in his favor.
2. The one-time $1,500 airfare is dwarfed by what he'd have to pay for hiring on his terms locally.
Besides, it's unclear to me this is even feasible to hire locally. I've never tried, but hiring a girl full time for as long as 1 month would be extremely problematic, IMHO.
- I'm not sure many GDPs would be able to contract for 30 days due to work or family obligations. It's not impossible, but you'd have to find them.
- For a visitor, hiring a girl you don't know for such a long time is risky too. Brazil is a telenovela country. Drama queens abound.
That's why the mere concept of bringing a girl he's comfortable with would be a smart business decision despite the high transportation cost. Whether the OP is lying or not I have no idea, but there is nothing impossible or fantastical about the whole value proposition. Quite the contrary, it makes perfect sense, and that's what your question was all about.Ironically, SubCmdr knows the sister of the lady I am with now or at least has seen the sister many times.
Explorer8939
12-22-24, 18:28
There's another financial issue concerning taking a lady for a month or more. I don't spend money like I do when I am single and hitting the bars or termas or prives. Because I have a lady in my AirBnB, I don't go out at night, which saves a lot of money.
We shop at Pao do Azucar, and go to the "por kilo" restaurant once a week.
I do have to buy beer for her, and that's a little more than $1 a can for Heineken.
The big issue is finding a lady who can travel long time. My approach is to do a LT back home, if it that's okay, do a short trip out of town, then a longer domestic trip by air, then an international trip, go longer, and then finally a month abroad. I am doing that with a lady from Mexico, and our last trip was a week in Mexico City, and now she is doing a month in Brazil next month.
Do ladies flake out? I flew a lady to Macau from Thailand for 3 days once. When she arrived, she announced her period started on the plane. Oops.
But I have never had a lady who has done a week flake out during a longer a subsequent longer trip.
And no, these are not romantic trips, I don't claim to be the boyfriend. One lady from Thailand had the practice of being the girlfriend of every LT customer, she went all in until the next customer showed up. She wanted 3 hole action every day for two weeks, two much for me. Apart from her, just about every lady I do with has had a Thai boyfriend (the Mexican lady has a husband, and does another Mexican lady I went to Panama with).
I don't have any long international trips lined up yet for 2025, apart from the Mexican lady, although she wants to go to Thailand in 2026.
I am not even sure if I will return to Brazil next year, or who I will bring.
Ironically, SubCmdr knows the sister of the lady I am with now or at least has seen the sister many times.You crack me up. You know me now. Or the sister of the girl you are with knows me now. And her sister is my regular. That is quite the assertion. It is amazing the power of Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds.
Prove it!
Explorer8939
12-23-24, 13:40
You crack me up. You know me now. Or the sister of the girl you are with knows me now. And her sister is my regular. That is quite the assertion. It is amazing the power of Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds.You don't seem to read very well.
Given the Gentlemen's Clubs you claim to visit, since this lady works at one of them, then it is very likely that you know the lady in question, or at least you have seen her. She is the twin of the lady I am with in Brazil.
She got 45 drinks in her bar last night.
I took that lady to Brazil two years ago. It was a bit tricky since she had a customer boyfriend giving her $1000 a month in Thailand. So, she told him she was going to live in a temple, and he believed her.
Meanwhile, I am in rainy Rio de Janeiro with her sister, who will be leaving in a few days. The downside of having a Thai lady with me, is I don't learn much Portuguese. When I am solo, I talk to the ladies, and my Portuguese improves a lot.
Impressive, four pages of a vendetta between two posters to scroll by. I doubt anybody have the slightest interest in their quarrel. This thread is really the proper thread for their discussion.
Here we have another example of a short bus kid. Sperto comes into a thread with the Header of: Stupid Shit in Brazil and cannot find interesting intelligent discussion. Perhaps if he had better reading comprehension skills in English he would have known what to expect. ROTFLMAO!
How you like me now?
Impressive, four pages of a vendetta between two posters to scroll by. I doubt anybody have the slightest interest in their quarrel. This thread is really the proper thread for their discussion.
Explorer8939
12-26-24, 00:37
Another benefit of hiring by the month, today is Christmas, and my Thai lady and I spent the day at the beach.
Anyone else here have a lady today in Rio de Janeiro? Kind of tough on Christmas.
Vagabundo1
12-26-24, 05:41
Exactly. Ignore.
Impressive, four pages of a vendetta between two posters to scroll by. I doubt anybody have the slightest interest in their quarrel. This thread is really the proper thread for their discussion.
Exactly. Ignore.Exactly. Ignore!
The more people that put me on ignore there will be that are temped to respond to my posts with their male bovine excellent in multiple countries. Help someone up in here get a clue will you please!
Explorer8939
12-26-24, 16:39
The Real dropped to 6.73 today.
So, I tried to book a flight using a Brazilian airline and paying with Reais. Unfortunately, they demanded my CPF, and I was too lazy to get a fake one.
Houston Player
12-26-24, 23:32
The Real dropped to 6.73 today.
So, I tried to book a flight using a Brazilian airline and paying with Reais. Unfortunately, they demanded my CPF, and I was too lazy to get a fake one.No it didn't unfortunately there is some problem with Forex's site. I got 6.19 on my purchases in Sao Paulo today.
Explorer8939
12-27-24, 00:28
No it didn't unfortunately there is some problem with Forex's site. I got 6. 19 on my purchases in Sao Paulo today.Oops. There seems to be some sort of error on some conversion sites. The Bank of Brazil says its 6. 15 or so. That's probably the most official rate at this moment.
Houston Player
12-27-24, 00:38
The Real dropped to 6.73 today.
So, I tried to book a flight using a Brazilian airline and paying with Reais. Unfortunately, they demanded my CPF, and I was too lazy to get a fake one.No it didn't unfortunately there is some problem with Forex's site. I got 6. 19 on my purchases in Sao Paulo today.
The Real dropped to 6.73 today.
So, I tried to book a flight using a Brazilian airline and paying with Reais. Unfortunately, they demanded my CPF, and I was too lazy to get a fake one.Yeah, what's up with the Real? A few exchanges have way different prices. Some have 6. 13 to1 dollar. Some has 6. 74 to 1. The google exchange site doest even list usd / brl. Thats the site I use all the time. CAZY.
Vagabundo1
12-28-24, 23:23
I am looking for a few good men to start the TRUMP line of Brazilian sex motels, complete with the Hunter Biden suite, and the Elisa Sanches Suite, headquartered in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I need a few good*accountants.
(fiction?
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked **** in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic cialis and generic viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro.
Serious inquiries only.
Explorer8939
12-29-24, 16:04
Yeah, what's up with the Real? A few exchanges have way different prices. Some have 6. 13 to1 dollar. Some has 6. 74 to 1. The google exchange site doest even list usd / brl. Thats the site I use all the time. CAZY.Both Google and Xe Currency are showing the Real at 6.19 today.
Explorer8939
12-29-24, 16:06
With the Real slowly declining, I am doing what I do in Argentina, just converting the bare minimum of dollars, a couple of hundred dollars at a time. Or getting cash from an ATM.
Vagabundo1
12-30-24, 02:27
Or should I say I hunt kunt, bare naked kunt vagabundo hunts.
Today, Vagabundo fucked anne amari bare 5 minutes, the cost per fuck per minute is probably approaching 100 reais cost per fuck per minute. But these are the holidays.
Look, the alpha, the real commander, the Franklin, the Twain, the Hemingway, the Rogan never responds, just sees the responses piling up and the wannabe boots on the ground simps will gather around and they will try to cut off the dick of the alpha primate in the jungle.
But meantime, the true alpha vagabundo will only edit his posts to avoid censorship -- and to comment as we do up at Oxford -- why we write kunt instead of that see word, which like the and word requires a license, like a gun owner might be required to have a license, one must be a negra kunt to say, I am a and-word see-word. Funny that.
I am looking for a few good men to start the TRUMP line of Brazilian sex motels, complete with the Hunter Biden suite, and the Elisa Sanches Suite, headquartered in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I need a few good*accountants.
(fiction?
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked kunt in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic cialis and generic viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro.
Serious inquiries only.
I am looking for a few good men to start the TRUMP line of Brazilian sex motels, complete with the Hunter Biden suite, and the Elisa Sanches Suite, headquartered in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I need a few good*accountants.
(fiction?
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked **** in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic cialis and generic viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro.
Serious inquiries only.
Vagabundo1
12-31-24, 17:21
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked negra kunt in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Like Gary Owen says I am going to make her call me the and-word out loud at the top of her lungs, even though she doesn't know what the and-word means. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic cialis and generic viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro.
https://youtu.be/vh22ZGOCWgE?si=gh6eOdyZcpRufNVj
Gary Owen is going to open for the comedy special at the Trump Hotel, Barra, a 10 story condo which we buy by having the USS George Washington sit offshore and drop nukes on little cities in Bahia, and tell that mfker lu) a to give Switzerland all the fucking hotels in trust for profits to the Vatican, and he is going to do this genius special. While he writes this CALLSIGN VAGABUNDO sits in the balcony of the TRUMP HOTEL RIO smoking weed, and writing posts on some sex blog, and writing reviews for analvids.com, and xvideos, and x.com, and carrying on like my brother from a different mother Gary Owen, a white man who loves black women, who is Black Famous, just like Vagabundo is.
Because one of the benefits of fucking black women when your mother is Ilsa She Wolf of the SS is that it is very therapeutic to read the book, How to be an Antiracist, and slide your bratwurst right into the pussy of a negra, into a negra ****, and ride her for an hour, then call in one of the other hoars from your favorite prive, and have that Cherry Torn looking girl sit on your dick, no clean up, no change of lube, no shower, maybe that is why these girls don't want to see me, because AN HOUR MEANS 60 MINUTES, BI-ATCH!, and GET YO MOUTH ON THAT LUBED DICK out of NOEMIE BILAS WET NEGRA KUNT!
Serious inquiries only.
Or should I say I hunt kunt, bare naked kunt vagabundo hunts.
Today, Vagabundo fucked anne amari bare 5 minutes, the cost per fuck per minute is probably approaching 100 reais cost per fuck per minute. But these are the holidays.
Look, the alpha, the real commander, the Franklin, the Twain, the Hemingway, the Rogan never responds, just sees the responses piling up and the wannabe boots on the ground simps will gather around and they will try to cut off the dick of the alpha primate in the jungle.
But meantime, the true alpha vagabundo will only edit his posts to avoid censorship -- and to comment as we do up at Oxford -- why we write kunt instead of that see word, which like the and word requires a license, like a gun owner might be required to have a license, one must be a negra kunt to say, I am a and-word see-word. Funny that.
I am looking for a few good men to start the TRUMP line of Brazilian sex motels, complete with the Hunter Biden suite, and the Elisa Sanches Suite, headquartered in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I need a few good*accountants.
(fiction?
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked kunt in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic cialis and generic viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro.
Serious inquiries only.
Or should I say I hunt kunt, bare naked kunt vagabundo hunts.
Today, Vagabundo fucked anne amari bare 5 minutes, the cost per fuck per minute is probably approaching 100 reais cost per fuck per minute. But these are the holidays.
Look, the alpha, the real commander, the Franklin, the Twain, the Hemingway, the Rogan never responds, just sees the responses piling up and the wannabe boots on the ground simps will gather around and they will try to cut off the dick of the alpha primate in the jungle.
But meantime, the true alpha vagabundo will only edit his posts to avoid censorship -- and to comment as we do up at Oxford -- why we write kunt instead of that see word, which like the and word requires a license, like a gun owner might be required to have a license, one must be a negra kunt to say, I am a and-word see-word. Funny that.
I am looking for a few good men to start the TRUMP line of Brazilian sex motels, complete with the Hunter Biden suite, and the Elisa Sanches Suite, headquartered in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I need a few good*accountants.
(fiction?
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked kunt in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic cialis and generic viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro.
Serious inquiries only.
Vagabundo1
01-01-25, 22:05
Since 1954, I have lived in Rio de Janeiro, living on the salary of a Retired SWISS NAVY Lieutenant Commander. Along the way, the family trust bought high dividend stocks, sold call options on them in the money to double the dividend, along with covered calls on bonds, like ticker TLT. As the premium and dividend double each other, it is natural that I started to look into MSTR iron condors, so my market view is long MSTR and short SPY via credit spreads, to include diagonal spreads taking in as much cash as possible up front maximizing theta. Ticker EWZ is a ETF containing Brazilian stocks. I suggest you buy some so that you will have a good business reason to study Brazilian investments so you can have Goldman Sachs or your employer pay for you to come jizz in negra buceta, ie, and word see word, now try to say "and word see word" at the top of your lungs see how negra buceta is the reason that Brazilian Portoguese is superior to all other languages after the apocalypse, as we see on the Amazon Prime series Fallout!, and The Wire, and the top Economist 500 books of all time that Vagabundo is binge watching -- the top 500 greatest books of all time. Someday, soon, the great novel, Vagabundo will be on that list. I write to listen to myself. Find me a good looking big titted blond girl from Basel who looks like mom and fucks like a Brazilian to read it to me between massages and naked muay thai.
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked negra kunt in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Like Gary Owen says I am going to make her call me the and-word out loud at the top of her lungs, even though she doesn't know what the and-word means. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic Cialis and generic Viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro.
https://youtu.be/vh22ZGOCWgE?si=gh6eOdyZcpRufNVj
Gary Owen is going to open for the comedy special at the Trump Hotel, Barra, a 10 story condo which we buy by having the USS George Washington sit offshore and drop nukes on little cities in Bahia, and tell that mfker lu) a to give Switzerland all the fucking hotels in trust for profits to the Vatican, and he is going to do this genius special. While he writes this CALLSIGN Vagabundo sits in the balcony of the Trump hotel Rio smoking weed, and writing posts on some sex blog, and writing reviews for analvids.com, and xvideos, and x.com, and carrying on like my brother from a different mother Gary Owen, a white man who loves black women, who is Black Famous, just like Vagabundo is.
Because one of the benefits of fucking black women when your mother is Ilsa She Wolf of the SS is that it is very therapeutic to read the book, How to be an Antiracist, and slide your bratwurst right into the pussy of a negra, into a negra kunt, and ride her for an hour, then call in one of the other hoars from your favorite prive, and have that Cherry Torn looking girl sit on your dick, no clean up, no change of lube, no shower, maybe that is why these girls don't want to see me, because an hour means 60 minutes, bi-atch!, and get yo mouth on that lubed dick out of Noemie Bilas wet negra kunt!
Serious inquiries only.
Or should I say I hunt kunt, bare naked kunt vagabundo hunts.
Today, Vagabundo fucked Anne amari bare 5 minutes, the cost per fuck per minute is probably approaching 100 reais cost per fuck per minute. But these are the holidays.
Look, the alpha, the real commander, the Franklin, the Twain, the Hemingway, the Rogan never responds, just sees the responses piling up and the wannabe boots on the ground simps will gather around and they will try to cut off the dick of the alpha primate in the jungle.
But meantime, the true alpha vagabundo will only edit his posts to avoid censorship -- and to comment as we do up at Oxford -- why we write kunt instead of that see word, which like the and word requires a license, like a gun owner might be required to have a license, one must be a negra kunt to say, I am a and-word see-word. Funny that.
I am looking for a few good men to start the TRUMP line of Brazilian sex motels, complete with the Hunter Biden suite, and the Elisa Sanches Suite, headquartered in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I need a few good*accountants.
Fction?
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked kunt in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic cialis and generic viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro.
Serious inquiries only.
My real name is Josef Bratwurst Pepperoni Bengala, and I hunt for bare naked negra kunt in Rio most days, every day at 10 h30 AM at the second floor of the McDonalds at Uruguiana Metro. Like Gary Owen says I am going to make her call me the and-word out loud at the top of her lungs, even though she doesn't know what the and-word means. Every Such Trump Hotel shall be staffed with a dozen Brazilian prostitutes with the willingness to be fucked bareback in the ass, pussy, and mouth while supplying large amounts of lubricant and ganja, while armed with only flipflops, a cockring, and a chest pack with mouthguard, heavy leather gloves, a dive knife, a leatherman knife, a folding knife, weed, generic cialis and generic viagra, a small usb dildo, and optionally a powerbank and gopro..
Explorer8939
01-03-25, 15:28
Some thoughts from a Thailand exPat about Brazil:
Over the last 20 years, the average Brazil lady has gained a lot of weight. Many look like they just ate a Thai girl. Conversely, Brazilian men look the same as 20 years ago.
Unlike Thailand, Brazilian ladies walk around with their boyfriend. Conversely, in Pattaya, it is 10 times more likely that a Thai lady will walk around with a foreign man than her boyfriend. This especially holds for traveling by plane. Brazilian ladies fly with their boyfriend / husband whereas Thai ladies go alone, with a female friend or with their family, at least until they hit 40.
The average age of ladies on the street in Copacabana has increased by 20 years, in the last 20 years. Lots of 60 year old ladies dressed like 30 year olds.
Explorer8939
01-12-25, 01:56
So, I am in Iguazú with a Mexican lady who has discovered Brazilian food. And she is eating an enormous amount of it.
When she leaves here, she won't miss me, but she will miss the food.
SoberHans69
01-12-25, 08:51
Some thoughts from a Thailand exPat about Brazil:
Over the last 20 years, the average Brazil lady has gained a lot of weight. Many look like they just ate a Thai girl. Conversely, Brazilian men look the same as 20 years ago.
Unlike Thailand, Brazilian ladies walk around with their boyfriend. Conversely, in Pattaya, it is 10 times more likely that a Thai lady will walk around with a foreign man than her boyfriend. This especially holds for traveling by plane. Brazilian ladies fly with their boyfriend / husband whereas Thai ladies go alone, with a female friend or with their family, at least until they hit 40.
The average age of ladies on the street in Copacabana has increased by 20 years, in the last 20 years. Lots of 60 year old ladies dressed like 30 year olds.I've been going to Pattaya for the past 15 years and the average size of the women has definitely gotten bigger there too. In Pattaya. The majority of women I met are obviously working girls, who have a far bigger incentive to stay slim than the average Carioca. So it's probably a lot worse in the non mongering towns in Thailand.
Explorer8939
01-24-25, 18:13
I've been going to Pattaya for the past 15 years and the average size of the women has definitely gotten bigger there too. In Pattaya. The majority of women I met are obviously working girls, who have a far bigger incentive to stay slim than the average Carioca. So it's probably a lot worse in the non mongering towns in Thailand.When Thai ladies get fat, they develop a belly.
When Brazilian ladies get fat, they get a belly, and an enormous ass marked by cellulitis. And they wear a bikini at the beach. You see 100 kilogram ladies with boyfriends who are in good shape.
I've been going to Pattaya for the past 15 years and the average size of the women has definitely gotten bigger there too. In Pattaya. The majority of women I met are obviously working girls, who have a far bigger incentive to stay slim than the average Carioca. So it's probably a lot worse in the non mongering towns in Thailand.Is it a universal thing? Because the girls in the Dominican Republic have gotten bigger too. In Pattaya many of the girls are just skin and bones. A man needs a little meat in his diet. Girls that are calling themselves a little fat look perfectly fine to me.
Not a report, just some observations.
I had to go to Sao Paulo for two nights even though I do my best to avoid that city. I will never love that city and also never hate it. I feel a mixture of like and dislike.
I dislike how the city is so huge and the Praca the Republica area is so ugly. I like the citys pulse and all it's contrasts.
There are rich bairros and there are areas so ugly that it's amazing. An amazing mixture of people. Rich and beautiful, nordestinos, weirdly dressed people and tons of crackudos and people living on the streets.
What made me laugh was when I went with an Uber to centro. The traffic was intense and suddenly along the road, next to Rio Tiete, walked a family of large capybaras.
As I only stayed for two days I chose the Praca the Republica area. That square could have been really beautiful instead it's full of all types of scum. I noticed one guy taking a crap in the park at 2 PM. The people walking by acted like it was normal and some police 100 metres away didn't do anything.
At earlier visits I've stayed at a friends apartment in Pinheiros. A luxury duplex top floor apartment. He showed me a fantastic nightlife that beats anything I've experienced. Sao Paulo definitely is a city of contrasts.
Vagabundo1
02-15-25, 16:45
Yes, well done. Vagabundo needs to update bubba boy's guide for prices, and will add your list. But send me or senor Nounce, Jimmyboy a pm and we can collaborate. Thanks for the good reporting.
I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.
An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.
The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).
Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices.
Yes, well done. Vagabundo needs to update bubba boy's guide for prices, and will add your list. But send me or senor Nounce, Jimmyboy a pm and we can collaborate. Thanks for the good reporting.Who is this Vagabundo guy you keep referring to? 🤪
Who is this Vagabundo guy you keep referring to? 🤪I was wondering about it so I googled it. I think in this context, it is a common technique used in literature. Ex: Julius Caesar wrote Commentarii de Bello Gallico as a third-person narrative.
I was wondering about it so I googled it. I think in this context, it is a common technique used in literature. Ex: Julius Caesar wrote Commentarii de Bello Gallico as a third-person narrative.LOL, you don't have to go that far.
https://youtu.be/zJgOKjq1zfM
Vagabundo1
02-17-25, 18:55
It must really be a slow news day if you are analyzing Vagabundo's literary style.
To wit, just look up Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer, and Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Those two members of the Economist500 greatest books of all time have a child and the offspring is Vagabundo's posts on this site.
So, there you have it, South of the Tropic of Cancer, where the NATO treaty does not apply, Vagabundo is writing Fear and Loathing in Rio de Janeiro.
Last Friday, Vagabundo did a valentines day date with Anne Amari at Sheik Hotel. We fucked twice, and it was pretty good fucking all in, while watching youtube, dipping in the hidromassagem, and smoking ganja, hence the aforementioned Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas allusion (another big literary word, almost worth the price of the bitcoin). Maybe it was 30 minutes of fucking, maybe it was 20. Vagabundo paid 400 to her as he was feeling magnanimous, like Ceaser but really he knows he was just the fool in the room. He paid Sheik hotel in centro 140 or something like that for 4 hours with hidro. So, Cost per fuck per minute was way out of line with long term low averages that Vagabundo tries to achieve. But whatever, these are Reais, ie, fck you dollars. The Sony mini speaker that Senor Dreman brought for Vagabundo which he paid cash for in local currency boomed really well with the ganja in the hidro massagem, so there is that.
What is there to say that Vagabundo has not said before. Gentlemen now abed in England, thee must find something better to do than to analyze Vagabundo's scribblings.
I was wondering about it so I googled it. I think in this context, it is a common technique used in literature. Ex: Julius Caesar wrote Commentarii de Bello Gallico as a third-person narrative.
Explorer69
02-18-25, 13:02
It must really be a slow news day if you are analyzing Vagabundo's literary style. Maybe because it is so extremely self-centred and rather boring? Mostly personal fucking, generally incoherent, and with little information value?
Maybe because it is so extremely self-centred and rather boring? Mostly personal fucking, generally incoherent, and with little information value?In other words archetypal ISG narration.
Axel Heyst
02-19-25, 13:34
just look up Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer, and Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Those two members of the Economist500 greatest books of all time have a child and the offspring is Vagabundo's posts on this site.
So, Vagabundo is writing Fear and Loathing in Rio de Janeiro. Hey Vagabundo, you ever read Hunter Thompson's earlier novel, "The Rum Diary"? It is pretty good. They also made a movie of it starring, you guessed it, Johnny Depp & Amber Heard. Amber looks hot in the movie.
Oh, you know a trip must be close when The Cane starts to "manscape" his body!I respond in this thread, it seems proper. You're reporting about your balls that only gets shaved when you travel to Brazil? Hygienic issues like this should be taken care of more regularly. The hair must have grown a lot during these seven years.
I respond in this thread, it seems proper. You're reporting about your balls that only gets shaved when you travel to Brazil? Hygienic issues like this should be taken care of more regularly. The hair must have grown a lot during these seven years.Hasn't been 7 years since my last trip to Brazil but 5 plus. For the foreseeable future I will be going to Brazil at least once a year. But thanks anyway for opining regarding my balls!
As for critics about my writing being too personal, I really only write for myself as an audience.If you really only wrote for yourself as an audience, then you would be satisfied writing in a personal diary, as I have suggested before that you do. But, the truth is that you don't write only for yourself. You write to boast of your exploits in search of adulation from the uninitiated (because the old hands won't be fooled). And then you belittle the reports of others by saying it didn't happen if there aren't any pics. Interesting because I don't recall seeing too many pics lately to validate your own reports. I rarely read anything that you write anyway. Just scroll right past. Just like several other members do. But carry forth and monger bro! Do your thing. And I'm going to do mine. Going forward I will be taking at least one big trip a year to Brazil for the foreseeable future. And when I do my reports? They won't be just for an audience of one (me), but in the true spirit of this place, for the reading enjoyment and edification of the membership here. That's what this place is supposed to be about. The useful passing of information through the sharing of experiences. Not going on and on "writing for oneself" in a never ending boast. Scroll tide!
Pahllus Maximus
02-21-25, 05:37
The Carnivale starts shortly that I may or may not attend, prolly shell out about $USD600 to get a decent seat unless anyone knows a better / cheaper way. Fortunately my live in dupla keep me happy, I got them separate bedrooms for a bit of privacy and space, though usually one sleeps with me and often the other slides in to join, I suppose a sort of female rivalry for the attentions of man of the house. They adopt this rivalry in BJ's and how slutty they be. It's pretty insane banging one, legs high, ankles locked behind my back whilst the other one does very naughty things with my butt and ball sack slapping the girl underneath me, usually some slippy stuff and butt / ball massage as I bang away. It makes for some seriously intense moments, a huge grin, a sort of teenage wild spirit takes total possession, a whoop and wild, earth shattering orgasm thrusting and throbbing away, totally overcome in the moment. The girls always laugh at the putty I become under their soft little feminine charms.
These girls have re-wired my brain. I find myself singing to music, laughing, being extra productive at work and feeling really good. Two is the right number, they know my likes, they have fishnets, thigh highs, fuck me boots, delicate see through lingerie and dress up nicely and know ho to behave when we go out, one on each arm. Both are learning English. Other guys high-five me spontaneously and the married guys look all sad as their wife scolds them looking over at us. Even funnier going through airport security, lots of understanding smiles, the people of Brazil understand life is to be lived.
These girls have re-wired my brain. I find myself singing to music, laughingAre they any good in the kitchen? What are their typing / office skills like? Have they any marketable skills besides the obvious? Do they play the field? Do they do each other?
Vagabundo1
02-21-25, 13:32
The better way is the samba school rehearsals in the 2 months leading to carnivale. Free. Closer to the girls, get their #. Credit to chcolateluvr for many in 2022 and caliboy for guiding to salgeuro last year.
As for the sambadrome, go once, but I can send you the pics.
The Carnivale starts shortly that I may or may not attend, prolly shell out about $USD600 to get a decent seat unless anyone knows a better / cheaper way. Fortunately my live in dupla keep me happy, I got them separate bedrooms for a bit of privacy and space, though usually one sleeps with me and often the other slides in to join, I suppose a sort of female rivalry for the attentions of man of the house. They adopt this rivalry in BJ's and how slutty they be. It's pretty insane banging one, legs high, ankles locked behind my back whilst the other one does very naughty things with my butt and ball sack slapping the girl underneath me, usually some slippy stuff and butt / ball massage as I bang away. It makes for some seriously intense moments, a huge grin, a sort of teenage wild spirit takes total possession, a whoop and wild, earth shattering orgasm thrusting and throbbing away, totally overcome in the moment. The girls always laugh at the putty I become under their soft little feminine charms.
These girls have re-wired my brain. I find myself singing to music, laughing, being extra productive at work and feeling really good. Two is the right number, they know my likes, they have fishnets, thigh highs, fuck me boots, delicate see through lingerie and dress up nicely and know ho to behave when we go out, one on each arm. Both are learning English. Other guys high-five me spontaneously and the married guys look all sad as their wife scolds them looking over at us. Even funnier going through airport security, lots of understanding smiles, the people of Brazil understand life is to be lived.
Vagabundo1
02-21-25, 13:33
You're right.
Everyone should block me and only read your many thousands of accurate reports from the last 2 years.
If you really only wrote for yourself as an audience, then you would be satisfied writing in a personal diary, as I have suggested before that you do. But, the truth is that you don't write only for yourself. You write to boast of your exploits in search of adulation from the uninitiated (because the old hands won't be fooled). And then you belittle the reports of others by saying it didn't happen if there aren't any pics. Interesting because I don't recall seeing too many pics lately to validate your own reports. I rarely read anything that you write anyway. Just scroll right past. Just like several other members do. But carry forth and monger bro! Do your thing. And I'm going to do mine. Going forward I will be taking at least one big trip a year to Brazil for the foreseeable future. And when I do my reports? They won't be just for an audience of one (me), but in the true spirit of this place, for the reading enjoyment and edification of the membership here. That's what this place is supposed to be about. The useful passing of information through the sharing of experiences. Not going on and on "writing for oneself" in a never ending boast. Scroll tide!
Steve 9696
02-21-25, 16:58
These girls have re-wired my brain. I find myself singing to music, laughing, being extra productive at work and feeling really good. Two is the right number, they know my likes, they have fishnets, thigh highs, fuck me boots, delicate see through lingerie and dress up nicely and know ho to behave when we go out, one on each arm. Both are learning English. Other guys high-five me spontaneously and the married guys look all sad as their wife scolds them looking over at us. Even funnier going through airport security, lots of understanding smiles, the people of Brazil understand life is to be lived.Love this report because as you say it's the way life should be. Shacking up with one on call hottie is always great but def envious of you being the creamy filling in the sandwich cookie.
What you say about "rewired my brain" is sooooo true and must just be male chemistry. I find after a good night of fucking that for the next two days everything is right with the world. Nothing bothers me. Just kind of an ongoing bliss. Ah girls. They are just the best when done right.
You write to boast of your exploits in search of adulation from the uninitiated (because the old hands won't be fooled). Not going on and on "writing for oneself" in a never ending boast. Vagabundo shares a lot of useful information on the privê scene. He has his own way of writing, often with humor. I don't see why it should be called boasting. Because he writes about himself in the third person? You also do that. This forum is great as sometimes valuable information is shared, information that help others. Another great thing is the ignore button.
Vagabundo1
02-21-25, 18:58
Well said senor sperto.
Whether 5 of 7 years, readers should know some sources on this group are outdated.
I respond in this thread, it seems proper. You're reporting about your balls that only gets shaved when you travel to Brazil? Hygienic issues like this should be taken care of more regularly. The hair must have grown a lot during these seven years.
Vagabundo1
02-21-25, 22:06
Well said again.
Everyone should just ignore me and read only cane to get information based on his thousands of accurate reports the last 5 years (that would be irony, as there are none).
Vagabundo shares a lot of useful information on the priv scene. He has his own way of writing, often with humor. I don't see why it should be called boasting. Because he writes about himself in the third person? You also do that. This forum is great as sometimes valuable information is shared, information that help others. Another great thing is the ignore button.
Vagabundo1
02-21-25, 22:32
Everydayspy on youtube andy bustamante interviewed by a woman youtuber says same thing.
Love this report because as you say it's the way life should be. Shacking up with one on call hottie is always great but def envious of you being the creamy filling in the sandwich cookie.
What you say about "rewired my brain" is sooooo true and must just be male chemistry. I find after a good night of fucking that for the next two days everything is right with the world. Nothing bothers me. Just kind of an ongoing bliss. Ah girls. They are just the best when done right.
Vagabundo shares a lot of useful information on the priv scene. He has his own way of writing, often with humor. I don't see why it should be called boasting. Because he writes about himself in the third person? You also do that. This forum is great as sometimes valuable information is shared, information that help others. Another great thing is the ignore button.Nobody here on the entire site does it as much as him. Not even close. And the "humor" consistently fails when he's the only one who gets his often unintelligible rants. He himself said he writes for himself only! Yet, he continues to post stuff allegedly for himself in a public space = a boring, never ending reel of boasting. Use the ignore button? Hey, how about you guys practice what you preach and stop harassing other members here? All the bitterness and insults going way back. I've never been to Brazil was the first one. Then I hadn't been to Brazil enough times. Then I hadn't been to enough different places in Brazil. Now it's that it's been too long since I've been to Brazil. What are you going to say next now that I start taking at least one big trip a year (at least a month) to Brazil? I could take more but have other countries I want to see and other things I want to do. You're both just pathetic in your desperate attempts to hold the mantle. Kings of the hoors! With one who thinks he's Hemingway LOL! At the end of the day I don't give a shit what you say. I'm now in a position to travel throughout the year and around the world in a way neither of you could even dream of. That's not a boast. That's the truth! See you desperados at the beach. But I'm sure I'll never see you in a place like Scandallo. Because you can't afford it! Stick to your filthy trash prives. In Sampa in time for Carnival!
Vagabundo shares a lot of useful information on the priv scene. He has his own way of writing, often with humor. I don't see why it should be called boasting. Because he writes about himself in the third person? You also do that. This forum is great as sometimes valuable information is shared, information that help others. Another great thing is the ignore button.I am very tolerant to ranting and I am willing to put up with a lot for the sake of reading some entertaining or informative posts, but I ended up putting Vagabundo on my ignore list because he really takes the cake.
Vagabundo1
02-22-25, 20:14
Sperto is the one poster on Brazil that every new member should read back to his first reports which include detailed maps from before the smartphone.
As for me, as I have said ignore me. Go ahead and just read Senor Cane's detailed reports from the last 5 years and compare that with your actual experience in Rio de Janeiro and make your own conclusions.
Nobody here on the entire site does it as much as him. Not even close. And the "humor" consistently fails when he's the only one who gets his often unintelligible rants. He himself said he writes for himself only! Yet, he continues to post stuff allegedly for himself in a public space = a boring, never ending reel of boasting. Use the ignore button? Hey, how about you guys practice what you preach and stop harassing other members here? All the bitterness and insults going way back. I've never been to Brazil was the first one. Then I hadn't been to Brazil enough times. Then I hadn't been to enough different places in Brazil. Now it's that it's been too long since I've been to Brazil. What are you going to say next now that I start taking at least one big trip a year (at least a month) to Brazil? I could take more but have other countries I want to see and other things I want to do. You're both just pathetic in your desperate attempts to hold the mantle. Kings of the hoors! With one who thinks he's Hemingway LOL! At the end of the day I don't give a shit what you say. I'm now in a position to travel throughout the year and around the world in a way neither of you could even dream of. That's not a boast. That's the truth! See you desperados at the beach. But I'm sure I'll never see you in a place like Scandallo. Because you can't afford it! Stick to your filthy trash prives. In Sampa in time for Carnival!
Vagabundo1
02-24-25, 08:18
https://youtu.be/N9Sm0F30gdQ?si=F07yp78xUdBiVv3-
Another member of this board has compared to vagabundo's writing to tropic of cancer by henry miller.
In turn, vagabundo found that this book is on the economist dot com s list of the 500 greatest books of all time.
Another book on that list is fear and loathing in las vegas by hunter s. Thompson.
Another member of this board suggests vagabundo looks at the rum diary.
https://youtu.be/R8KblG1S0_A?si=Uv4mAsdmi11M4BYF
https://youtu.be/XRZGhL1y83c?si=26v1-hrfMuENeRhs
I found this interesting when I looked up the video of this. Vagabundo's life resembles in a good way, both miller and thompson in the eras that they produced their books. These 5 years, 1800 ish days when many contributors to this board were locked up in Covid pussy prison, we few, we happy few were on the beach with rio's hoars, smoking a joint, for you, around posto 5 or posto 12 or maybe posto 2, in barra the tijuca.
And if you weren't here, then yes, you missed a golden era.
... I rarely read anything that you write anyway. Just scroll right past. Just like several other members do. ...
And the "humor" consistently fails when he's the only one who gets his often unintelligible rants. He himself said he writes for himself only! Yet, he continues to post stuff allegedly for himself in a public space = a boring,never ending reel of boasting. All just pitiful and attention seeking idolatry!
I am very tolerant to ranting and I am willing to put up with a lot for the sake of reading some entertaining or informative posts, but I ended up putting Vagabundo on my ignore list because he really takes the cake.Been there, done that....passed on getting the commemorative T-shirt and mug at the VB1 souvenir shop! (...kkkk!).
Vagabundo1
03-04-25, 09:15
That is it.
Cane has landed in Brazil for his great return after 5 years and the country is clearly going to shit as he has brought way too many gringos with him.
Jesus, I can't wait for Carnival to be over and all the fucking gringos -- I mean criminal targets -- to get the fuck out of Brazil again so it can go back to normal.
So what has The Cane learned?
Show us your latest pictures of Elisa Sanches?
I believe that I took these pictures of The Cane with Elisa Sanches recently at Perola Negra.
Am I right?
Sperto is the one poster on Brazil that every new member should read back to his first reports which include detailed maps from before the smartphone.
As for me, as I have said ignore me. Go ahead and just read Senor Cane's detailed reports from the last 5 years and compare that with your actual experience in Rio de Janeiro and make your own conclusions.
Vagabundo1
03-04-25, 22:58
There they are.
Pictures of elisa sanches.
My offering for world peace between Godzilla and King Kong in our little volcanic island.
Every Wednesday at Paris Cafe the tequila sisters dance at 21 h or so, and they are much better, but they don't escort.
Elisa though, she's been doing some extreme stuff in the porno world, and she is a local celebrity.
Is that you, john wayne? Man, I would love to live near perola negra. Going to see a place next door tomorrow, but it will be super expensive.
That is it.
Cane has landed in Brazil for his great return after 5 years and the country is clearly going to shit as he has brought way too many gringos with him.
Jesus, I can't wait for Carnival to be over and all the fucking gringos -- I mean criminal targets -- to get the fuck out of Brazil again so it can go back to normal.
So what has The Cane learned?
Show us your latest pictures of Elisa Sanches?
I believe that I took these pictures of The Cane with Elisa Sanches recently at Perola Negra.
Am I right?
Reading the the Rio de Janeiro Anal thread. I must be old fashioned that prefers a pussy instead of an anus. When I girl ask me to have anal sex I can oblige, specially when it's a regular girl. However having my anus licked or have a prostata massage never crossed my mind. To each their own.
The next customer is unlucky if he will deep kiss the girl who just rimmed another customer.
Vagabundo1
03-13-25, 06:36
So, The Cane returns to Rio de Janeiro and his great report is to go to 4 x4? Come on?
Let me guess, you paid like 500+ reais all in, and got it all covered as in, wrap up your dick in cellophane. And you stayed in Copacobana?
To begin, you need to go to Mosaico, after midnight.
Then Paris Cafe and Perola Negra. And all the prives.
Waiting for something that justifies all the shit talking in advance of your so called great return to Brazil after 5 years of posting daily while being out of the country.
Oh yeah, all of you readers out there, make sure you ignore me and ask for The Cane's update to the Bubba Boy Guide based on his extensive boots on the ground experience in Rio de Janeiro.
Waiting for something that justifies all the shit talking in advance of your so called great return to Brazil after 5 years of posting daily while being out of the country.Give him a slack and don't piss on his parade. Seven years outside Brazil is a long time and in no time he's back home. I guess I missed his reports as I have my ignore list.
So, The Cane returns to Rio de Janeiro and his great report is to go to 4 x4? Come on?
Let me guess, you paid like 500+ reais all in, and got it all covered as in, wrap up your dick in cellophane. And you stayed in Copacobana?
To begin, you need to go to Mosaico, after midnight.
Then Paris Cafe and Perola Negra. And all the prives.
Waiting for something that justifies all the shit talking in advance of your so called great return to Brazil after 5 years of posting daily while being out of the country..Your self-acknowledged "writing for yourself" in a public space? I'll tell you why. It's because you're an attention hoor. You want and desperately need for all of the attention to be centered on you as the sole expert. So, what are you going to do then? Are you going to cut 4 X4 out of the Bubba Boy Guide that your lazy ass has been supposedly "updating" over the last 4 or 5 years? I recall him writing highly of it as a Tier 1 termas. I like Tier 1 termas. You're losing it bro you're losing it! You're losing your shit! And me? I'm enjoying my vacation!
Vagabundo1
03-13-25, 21:30
Did you get and can you give the number of the doctor who does the STD blookwork of every girl in 4 x4? Vagabundo has that!
That's what you get by being on Vagabundo's whatsapp group and getting the Vagabundo Bubbaboy Guide!
Enjoy your vacation just don't pay any of those 4 x4 girls more than 400 or at most 500 pernoite! Bare! All holes! With a view of Barra beach posto 1-12! 365/24/7 for 5 fucking years mother fucker.
Tell you what, next time Elisa Sanches has a show at Perola Negra, I will see you there to offer you peace! You will be there right? It's going to be in a month or 6, but since you live here now, no problem right?
Your self-acknowledged "writing for yourself" in a public space? I'll tell you why. It's because you're an attention hoor. You want and desperately need for all of the attention to be centered on you as the sole expert. So, what are you going to do then? Are you going to cut 4 X4 out of the Bubba Boy Guide that your lazy ass has been supposedly "updating" over the last 4 or 5 years? I recall him writing highly of it as a Tier 1 termas. I like Tier 1 termas. You're losing it bro you're losing it! You're losing your shit! And me? I'm enjoying my vacation!
Did you get and can you give the number of the doctor who does the STD blookwork of every girl in 4 x4? Vagabundo has that! Enjoy your vacation just don't pay any of those 4 x4 girls more than 400 or at most 500 pernoite! Bare! All holes!Not everyone sees having bareback sex as a goal to be achieved. I like BBBJs but have zero interest in doing bareback anal with a tute. And although I have done bareback in the pussy it's rare, rare, rare for me to do that. To each his own. Enjoy life living in Rio as you will. I could have retired to anywhere in the world I wanted to. I chose to do that in my home country of the United States and to keep traveling the world. I do plan to put Perola Negra into my rotation when I'm in Rio (at least once a year going forward). If Elisa Sanches is there, then I would like to know if she remembers me getting up in her pink butt hole? And if you're there too then perhaps that would be time for a "beer summit". Take a chill pill bro. Relax. It's better for your blood pressure. We all realize that you know a lot about the Rio scene. We just wish you would stop bashing other people who like to monger in ways that maybe you don't. That's just not necessary. There's enough for everyone to proceed as they please. Do your thing. But let others do theirs as well without all the acrimony. There's more than one way to monger.
Vagabundo1
03-14-25, 18:50
Just follow the canes post and ignore mine.
The cane posted about hotels that don't exist during covid.
See how that works for you.
Yesterday vagabundo fucked Anne amari twice at his place, did an hour of muay Thai, had temakeria with fleghorn across from solarium, then went to VM and mosaico with fleghorn where we both did negras for 130 to 200 r.
4 pops, though last one was a blank.
Did you get and can you give the number of the doctor who does the STD blookwork of every girl in 4 x4? Vagabundo has that!
That's what you get by being on Vagabundo's whatsapp group and getting the Vagabundo Bubbaboy Guide!
Enjoy your vacation just don't pay any of those 4 x4 girls more than 400 or at most 500 pernoite! Bare! All holes! With a view of Barra beach posto 1-12! 365/24/7 for 5 fucking years mother fucker.
Tell you what, next time Elisa Sanches has a show at Perola Negra, I will see you there to offer you peace! You will be there right? It's going to be in a month or 6, but since you live here now, no problem right?
Vagabundo1
03-14-25, 19:08
Yeah good point.
Following sperto jimmyboy nounce gets better girls from Centro prives and off the normal path casas.
I had a guy in town last night who got better sex for 130 r in VM than the 1200 r he paid in solarium.
I get 4 x 4 girls for 500 pernoite while the idiots are paying that for an hour and proclaiming themselves geniuses.
Give him a slack and don't piss on his parade. Seven years outside Brazil is a long time and in no time he's back home. I guess I missed his reports as I have my ignore list.
I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.
I get 4 x 4 girls for 500 pernoite while the idiots are paying that for an hour and proclaiming themselves geniuses.I never claimed to be a genius about it. Only to be satisfied haha! If I lived in Rio like you I most assuredly would play the game differently. But I don't. So this is how I do!
Vagabundo1
03-15-25, 00:49
The good era that came with covid has ended with not just The Cane, but in my impression, way too many rich world tourists screwing up the market, again.
I am seeing girls that I refer to other mongers get all screwed up in their pricing expectations by idiot mongers who overpay as a matter of course, who come into town for a week or 9 days and they are taking girls from the darkside casas, centro prives, and just screwing up the pricing. It's just ridiculous. I for one am not interested in screwing up my own market.
I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.
Vagabundo1
03-15-25, 13:05
I am fine with a peace pipe at Perola Negra, though technically, officially, ganja is not allowed there as the smoking area outside where I snapped Elisa Sanches pics was closed.
By the time a girl, like Ana Zawaadi Foxx gets to Perola Negra with the 350 r / 40 min pricing, it is too high for Vagabundo, who was fucking Ana Zawaadi foxxx for 400 pernoite creampieing her negra buceta and even her cuzinha bareback in his barra apartment under the flag of zohan, of our forbears in deuteronomy. I will pay the 350 r /40 minute at Perola if the kunt says she will give it bare, which does happen, but normally a ana zawaaadi foxxx who was giving it bare pernoite 400 r when she was at vila mimosa for a few nights in 2020 or 2021 will get her cost per fuck per minute anchored by perola pricing, and then, you asshole idiot rich world mongers who are eyes glued to your iphones like 15 year old fucking female high school tik tock bitches trying to make the most of your 9 days in rio on the back of all of vagabundo's numbers and the places he brought you to in centro and vila mimosa are going to FUCK UP THE PRICING of the local mongers, just like you don't or should not share the contact of that 100 r per day sweet apartment in copa a few blocks from the beach that you got from the porteiro for being able to talk rio de janeiro portoguese and not get your idiot ass kicked out of the 150 USD per night apartment in Leblon so you have to move under duress to the 350 USD per night hotel room in Leblon where you are fucking up the pricing of vagabundo's kunts by paying them too much, literally, not figuratively, but literally on the road to perola negra, and once the girl gets to perola negra, then it is over, the vagabundo traders of the world who have been working the market, making a market with kira noir for 18 months, with Cat for 2 years, with Nia Nacci 4 at a secret terma where the fucking idiot gringo mongers would never go, now you fucked it up. You got your ass kicked out of an Airbnb (fuck airbnb, by the way) because some of the girls (not kira noir) dress the wrong way; the doormen though asked for the whatsapp of cat because you had her stacked up outside your apartment. I mean, hey, good to see you at darkroom, we were going to grab a bite afterwards, but no, blow off vagabundo for a meal and uber because you have to race back to your 150 USD per night leblon apartment which you get yourself kicked from by not figuring out how to schmooze in portoguese. Hey, the old vagabundo could have dealt with that issue because he gets along well with doorman, having been well lets just say a security guy in various organizations.
Getting Gringo'ed is the term, and it applies in many ways.
1. Gringos getting ripped off by locals because they don't speak any porto. Take for example, idiot gringo getting kicked out of a Leblon Airbnb for a tatoo on the leg of a guest. There are ways to fight that, easily, like who's the realtor, what's his cresci (realtor) registration, send that to the consular services at the embassy, send a screenshot of the conversation with the embassy to the owner, you don't want this kind of problem? Yes, I am saying that in English, and you understand me motherfucker because my consulate will call the police, and my consulate will name you, by name, then you will have a sujo nome, a dirty name, so why don't you just back the fuck off. Vagabundo has done this, more or less, on a 365 day lease which he pushed out to 400,410 days. I mean, realtor gave me the keys 410 days ago, I was paying 200 r a night, now paying 100 r a night because deposit is being used on last 3 months (it is not really a sunk cost), because I found all the legal processos against the proprietor owner who has various legal issues with his property which I screenshotted, sent to my consulate, and showed him and his agent the last time I paid the utiliites on a 85 square meter 2 bedroom property with a balcony overlooking (barely), the atlantic at posto 12, recreio. Because Vagabundo is a asshole, and you don't want the consulate, where I am a member of the clan that protects the consulate calling the local police, which they will because I know the chief of consular affairs. I know the guy who approves visas, I know that guy is of a certain race, I know how he immigrated to my country, because I have a photographic memory, except when I have been drinking which is why I am replacing alcohol with muay thai dopamine. The point is, if idiot wingman slows down and gets a coffee and uber with vagabundo on the day he gets kicked out of airbnb leblon at 150 USD a day, he doesn't get kicked out because vagabundo texts a lawyer, the consulate, and the realtor regulator in 10 minutes, and the owner backs the fuck off, just as the recreio owner has backed the fuck off. Not to mention that vagabundo's stable of kunts includes nina deponca who cleans, cooks, and takes creampies in her asshole, her pussy, and even goes to swing clubs at paris cafe on Saturday nights and sucks off and swallows the loads of vagabundo's friends, which has happened. Vagabundo in his own way has become like that dude in the tarantino movie who shows up after the two hitmen shoot the fucking kid in the face accidentally, which is really piss poor weapons safety and would never occur in his majesty's own SWISS NAVY infantry, but it might have been worth having vagabundo around, but Noooo, really, all rich world idiot monger wants is the numbers of vagabundo's best girls, the locations, a quick tour, take all the leads, which in the case of vagabundo are not just 10% leads, but 100% closed, working accounts, lubed up kunts. So yea, sperto is right, don't share the numbers of those good non airbnb apartments, and don't share the numbers of the good kunts. There is no appreciation, no consideration, and it never helps it only hurts my game. Lesson learned again for like the 10th time.
2. Girls getting gringoed by being overpaid. Let's just take Kira Noir, who I really like, who treats me well, and vice versa, but after I refer her to idiot wingman, she's like, oh, your friend treats me well (meaning he overpays me) to which I say, having made a proper market, like a stock market market maker, which I was as an upstairs trader, baby, you've been partying with the stones, referring to when mick jagger told a few hookers who had been fucking the stones all night that they had been partying with the stones, and there is always another kunt. But noooooo, idiot monger is going to make vagabundo look like a bad, cheap client, and probably lose her, as ana zawaadi foxxx has been lost to vagabundo because she got gringoed by being taken to perola negra as a house girl.
I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.
Vagabundo1
03-15-25, 15:53
My colleague The Cane, there is only one way to settle this. It is with a Elisa Sanches Swing Party.
I believe that also Ukraine, Gaza, and Taiwan peace can also be negotiated at the same event, at Paris Cafe, Saturday nights, starts at 01 h Sunday, the comedy routine of DJ Vagabundo Felipe Ret Bengala.
Look, I know we are all sensitive people. Vote Republican. Elon Musk for President.
Not everyone sees having bareback sex as a goal to be achieved. I like BBBJs but have zero interest in doing bareback anal with a tute. And although I have done bareback in the pussy it's rare, rare, rare for me to do that. To each his own. Enjoy life living in Rio as you will. I could have retired to anywhere in the world I wanted to. I chose to do that in my home country of the United States and to keep traveling the world. I do plan to put Perola Negra into my rotation when I'm in Rio (at least once a year going forward). If Elisa Sanches is there, then I would like to know if she remembers me getting up in her pink butt hole? And if you're there too then perhaps that would be time for a "beer summit". Take a chill pill bro. Relax. It's better for your blood pressure. We all realize that you know a lot about the Rio scene. We just wish you would stop bashing other people who like to monger in ways that maybe you don't. That's just not necessary. There's enough for everyone to proceed as they please. Do your thing. But let others do theirs as well without all the acrimony. There's more than one way to monger.
I'll never ruin the market for you. We don't go for the same kind of women. So cream pie away and pay them as little as you please!
Vagabundo1
03-16-25, 01:03
Every Thursday night of pole dance, perola Negra. Highly recommended. Better than elisa sanches. This is where I recommend the Cane and Vagabundo meet for*a*beer*summit.
https://www.instagram.com/perolanegraclub/
To paraphrase lost in translation, I don't drink tequila often, but when I do, it is off of the kunts of brazilian women dancers!
WorldTravler98
03-16-25, 23:29
Hello gents,
I'm heading to Rio this Friday and working on my itinerary to make the most of my 8-day trip.
A little background on my experience—I've been in the mongering for six years, spending about half that time in various USA States and the other half abroad in Mexico and Dubai. Rio has been at the top of my list for a while now, and it's finally time to make it happen!
So far, I have Perola Negra planned for Saturday night and 4 x4 on my list. I'll be staying in Barra.
I'm looking for recommendations on the best experiences, particularly regarding the most freaky yet clean broads. From my research, it seems top-tier options go for around 500 BRL, but I'm aiming to keep it at or under 300 BRL per session. Also for a night cap how do I get girls back to my hotel for after hours fun.
Would appreciate any insights or tips to maximize my time. And if any fellow mongers want to grab a bite just hit me up!
Thanks in advance, gents!
Hello gents,
I'm heading to Rio this Friday and working on my itinerary to make the most of my 8-day trip.
A little background on my experienceI've been in the mongering for six years, spending about half that time in various USA States and the other half abroad in Mexico and Dubai. Rio has been at the top of my list for a while now, and it's finally time to make it happen!
So far, I have Perola Negra planned for Saturday night and 4 x4 on my list. I'll be staying in Barra.
I'm looking for recommendations on the best experiences, particularly regarding the most freaky yet clean broads. From my research, it seems top-tier options go for around 500 BRL, but I'm aiming to keep it at or under 300 BRL per session. Also for a night cap how do I get girls back to my hotel for after hours fun.
Would appreciate any insights or tips to maximize my time. And if any fellow mongers want to grab a bite just hit me up!
Thanks in advance, gents!I have no clue why you posted this question in this thread. If 300 reals a session is your desired budget, then you need to stick to the prives spas, and trash termas. That's below what it will cost you at the tier 1 termas. Plus you also need to calculate in entrance fees. As he will gladly tell anyone who will listen, the prives and the way to get by cheap at around 300 reals or less is Vagabundo's expertise. Watch LOL!
Vagabundo1
03-17-25, 16:19
True, and you can get tier 1 terma girls for 500 pernoite. You just need to get a lot of numbers, and offer them all 500 pernoite sem camisinha (show tests), and sometimes they even bring 3 other terma girls for 4 on 1 orgy where each gets paid 400 and they dominate the pool at your condo. Been there, done that.
I have no clue why you posted this question in this thread. If 300 reals a session is your desired budget, then you need to stick to the prives spas, and trash termas. That's below what it will cost you at the tier 1 termas. Plus you also need to calculate in entrance fees. As he will gladly tell anyone who will listen, the prives and the way to get by cheap at around 300 reals or less is Vagabundo's expertise. Watch LOL!
Vagabundo1
03-17-25, 22:06
Furthermore, Senor The Cane, my intent in referencing you is only to defend myself, as one of the principles of muay thai is to only use muay thai for self defense. Since we are discussing a beer / tequila summit (I should only consume tequila fresh off the kunts of these two dancers who are hot af), then my intent is not only peace, but also to compliment you on your extensive contributions. Vagabundo like Saint Augustine, author of City of God, the template for Cidade de Deus, is not perfect, and has many faults among them a bad temper, but being self aware, he can correct them in the interest of self improvement and betterment of our part of the world.
As Vagabundo writes this he is expecting a girl in the sala de espera for pernoite in a hotel with hidro, Sheik Hotel, 250 r is cost, entry to room possible at 17 h, where he has done many programs with Nina DePonca, Anne Amari, Noemie Michelle Obama Bilas, and which is the location referenced in many porta dos fundos comedy videos like Hetero Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2mccgB3XIk
Logistics is always a challenge. As I have written, Amateurs study sex, professionals study logistics. If the long term monger gets are $500 a day from his government as a Retired Lieutenant Commander Swiss Navy, and he is paying are $200 at a apartment in Barra / Recreio, then he has $300 r on average a day to fuck, daily, which a man with a penis should do in Rio de Janeiro, each day, every day, preferably 19 or 20 year old bare pussy. So a pernoite covers two days, so a pernoite at a hotel with hidro that costs are $250 for the hotel, and are $400 BRL for the girl makes sense, just barely for the first few times because it comes in the are $1000 BRL budget for 2 days.
Better would be to get her back to Barra, but things are more expensive there.
On the other hand, if you're just in town for a week or two, then this doesn't really apply. You go into tier 1 termas once a month to get numbers, and get the girls back to the apartment after making a market -- ie, "500 pernoite sem camisinha tenho isame de sange, sou limpio" for like 5 girls. 2 will say yes, eventually.
So, these are my great thoughts, waiting on a friend, as Mick says.
Every Thursday night of pole dance, perola Negra. Highly recommended. Better than elisa sanches. This is where I recommend the Cane and Vagabundo meet for*a*beer*summit.
https://www.instagram.com/perolanegraclub/
To paraphrase lost in translation, I don't drink tequila often, but when I do, it is off of the kunts of brazilian women dancers!
True, and you can get tier 1 terma girls for 500 pernoite. You just need to get a lot of numbers, and offer them all 500 pernoite sem camisinha (show tests), and sometimes they even bring 3 other terma girls for 4 on 1 orgy where each gets paid 400 and they dominate the pool at your condo. Been there, done that.This is solid advice. It works many times with Monte Carlos, Solarium, 4 x4 , New York / Carribean termas garotas & their hottie lesbie girlfriend. Termas close at 1 am or midnight, offer to continue the party for 500 or 600 all night, music, plus good quality maraola maconha.
Uber them all directly to Panda motel in Botafogo so no fvcking excuses about going home to see the crianas, get. Large suite with the pool. Party fueled orgy all night. Order whiskey, drinks. Spring for the exotic sexy lingere on the menu. I cannot keep an eye on three or four garotas in the apartment. So prefer motels. For me sem camisinha only for deepthroat BJs. Everything else covered. I show them all of my negative test with recent lab dates, encourages the cum swallowers.
In morning find myself self covered with tits, bundas, legs, arms. G-strings and cheiro de sex. A few times was refreshingly awaken by an early morning, double elevator blowjob, both slobbering away very quietly, muffled sounds so as to not awaken the other two garotas, order cafe de mañana to share, re-energized go one more round, pay all garotas in cash no pix, pay all of them same amount because I want to keep the peace to sleep for another hour. Uber to SDU, hop one hour flight to CGH. Repeat same with scandallo garotas.
Vagabundo1
03-25-25, 16:11
That is a solid operational technique that senor tochka outlines, worthy of being included in the Swiss navy manual for hoaring in the recent update.
Panda is always a good choice and inspires the best performance.
I attach for your edification photographic evidence of my experience as a swiss navy submarine commander, in which I am with my go pro taking pictures of the ass of a morena 4 x4 girl in December 2021. The nice ass in my lens was one of the better ones, who went on to centaurus. Off the the right is code named Bella donna who also was 4 x4 girl, I could give you her code name in 4 x 4. But I would have to think about that. She was giving it to me bare! What an ass! 18. Like a big, beautiful half negra ass. I slept with her 25 times over exactly 9 and a half weeks. She lived in Meier with her supposedly gay friend, who being a dude with a dick, I am sure was fucking her, or he should be relieved of his balls.
So Bella donna also gives me the name and contact of the blood draw guy at 4 x 4 who will do a full blood panel for 80 r.
And, as I mentioned, she is 18.
So one Saturday, they are broke. As they always are. So I pay for their ubers to barra posto 5.
They, as in these two girls plus two negras, also 4 x 4 girls, mid level.
And they all fuck me.
In a large single room with a queen bed and a single.
Only bella donna bare.
In the background, there is surfgirl from my 2015 posts, who by that point was living in Transamerica too.
But belladonna is a perfect example. Get lots of numbers. Tell them 500 pernoite sem camisinha, and eventually, they will need the cash.
What a nice pussy. 18 year old negra super athletic pussy. And what a nice ass. Like a beautiful, round ass. Total crazy *****, obviously, should go without saying, but not without our moments of fun and enjoyment along with way with sex at night and the morning on all those pernoites, and in this particular weekend, 4 super hot girls out bitching the fucking hoar hotel of Rio de Janeiro.
I mean, they infiltrated the pool like charlies angels / kill bill and totally stuck their asses in my face in front of the entire crew at transamerica, cementing my reputation as the dude.
This is solid advice. It works many times with Monte Carlos, Solarium, 4 x4 , New York / Carribean termas garotas & their hottie lesbie girlfriend. Termas close at 1 am or midnight, offer to continue the party for 500 or 600 all night, music, plus good quality maraola maconha.
Uber them all directly to Panda motel in Botafogo so no fvcking excuses about going home to see the crianas, get. Large suite with the pool. Party fueled orgy all night. Order whiskey, drinks. Spring for the exotic sexy lingere on the menu. I cannot keep an eye on three or four garotas in the apartment. So prefer motels. For me sem camisinha only for deepthroat BJs. Everything else covered. I show them all of my negative test with recent lab dates, encourages the cum swallowers.
Vagabundo1
03-25-25, 17:32
Belladonna, 12 Dec. 2021. My bareback 18 year old 25 x pernoite 9 and a half weeks hoar who brought all her 4 x4 friends in the middle of covid to sit on my face and reverse gangbang me almost to death because I had stacks of 100's in my electronic safe. My only regret is that I did not bareback fuck her ass, but her pussy was good enough for several loads a night and morning.
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