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Engine Driver
11-24-18, 11:52
I thought this thread in the Thailand section was very interesting, so why not have one for the Philippines?

SingleDoc72
11-24-18, 12:11
In manila babes are easy to find for our favorite hobby. I am generally visiting 2 times in year for business and always find time to fulfill desires!

The success ratio is 65% girls coming to meet as best friend for finding girls is internet either FB and now tagged is becoming very popular to meet girls.

Stay happy with happy mongering!

Aviator12
12-17-18, 15:49
I thought this thread in the Thailand section was very interesting, so why not have one for the Philippines?Not sure what the purpose of this thread should be, but relative to the name, I think STUPID SHIT is not hard to find in the Philippines. As one roaming.

The area for several years, I guess I could best describe my feelings for the Phil as a love / hate relationship. I think it is a fair description that many western guy.

Will share about this country. Some things are just charming the first time (or when you are drunk). But later turns very annoying. So, take this as some.

Advise for newcomers. IMO the stupid shit that starts annoying us after some time is;.

- the white guy is always expected to pay. This is rule NO. 1. Even you join a dinner with middle class or rich local people; it is always expected that you pay.

- the constant yelling of SIR, SIR, SIR, SIR!!

- girls imitating movie stars and actresses the way the talk about themselves, life, love, friendship etc. Soooo pretending.

- The gruesome morning call of Chicken in every backyard in province.

- Burn-out / black-out. Very prevalent in the provinces.

- Lying. Yes it is a Christian catholic country. Most people go to church. But nobody seems to care about lying.

- Showing up late; expect a date to arrive 1-2 hours late.

- The hassle of getting from the airport; long taxi lines, sweltering hot, no cars etc.

- Road construction; every road junction (province) has an area not filled with concrete. Why not just fill it up to avoid the bumps?

- The terrible food / Jollibee culture. The food is horrendously bad in Phil compared to most other Asian countries. And un-healthy.

- Traffic in Manila; maybe actually 10% better this year, but still some of the worst citys in the world to move around.

- Scams like the airport bullet scams a few years ago, taxi scams etc.

- Mixing Tagalog with English in one sentence; just annoying! Seems like more of a show off.

- Corruption.

- Top 10% of rich people own 90% of all land assets and wealth. There are in fact only two classes: Super rich. And very poor.

- Politicians; 16-17 rich families run the country and provinces; it is more related to a mafia system than actual "free elections".

- Constant battering of Typhoons.

Feel free to add more.

Blanquiceleste
12-17-18, 15:58
Not sure what the purpose of this thread should be, but relative to the name, I think STUPID SHIT is not hard to find in the Philippines. As one roaming.

The area for several years, I guess I could best describe my feelings for the Phil as a love / hate relationship.

SNIP


Feel free to add more.Probably move love than hate. The girls alone make the rest of the shit seem completely irrelevant.

And IMHO this is not a thread to berate the country and its condition. Take a look at the Thailand thread, you will get the drift. Of course, you will get an occasional post from some folks begging for contacts of independents. Now that is truly shit.

Dg8787
12-18-18, 06:20
Not sure what the purpose of this thread should be, but relative to the name, I think STUPID SHIT is not hard to find in the Philippines. As one roaming.

The area for several years, I guess I could best describe my feelings for the Phil as a love / hate relationship. I think it is a fair description that many western guy.

Will share about this country. Some things are just charming the first time (or when you are drunk). But later turns very annoying. So, take this as some.

Advise for newcomers. IMO the stupid shit that starts annoying us after some time is;.

- the white guy is always expected to pay. This is rule NO. 1. Even you join a dinner with middle class or rich local people; it is always expected that you pay.

- the constant yelling of SIR, SIR, SIR, SIR!!

- girls imitating movie stars and actresses the way the talk about themselves, life, love, friendship etc. Soooo pretending.

- The gruesome morning call of Chicken in every backyard in province.

- Burn-out / black-out. Very prevalent in the provinces.

- Lying. Yes it is a Christian catholic country. Most people go to church. But nobody seems to care about lying.

- Showing up late; expect a date to arrive 1-2 hours late.

- The hassle of getting from the airport; long taxi lines, sweltering hot, no cars etc.

- Road construction; every road junction (province) has an area not filled with concrete. Why not just fill it up to avoid the bumps?

- The terrible food / Jollibee culture. The food is horrendously bad in Phil compared to most other Asian countries. And un-healthy.

- Traffic in Manila; maybe actually 10% better this year, but still some of the worst citys in the world to move around.

- Scams like the airport bullet scams a few years ago, taxi scams etc.

- Mixing Tagalog with English in one sentence; just annoying! Seems like more of a show off.

- Corruption.

- Top 10% of rich people own 90% of all land assets and wealth. There are in fact only two classes: Super rich. And very poor.

- Politicians; 16-17 rich families run the country and provinces; it is more related to a mafia system than actual "free elections".

- Constant battering of Typhoons.

Feel free to add more.Well, that was stupid!

Engine Driver
12-22-18, 11:55
Anyone want to take up this offer? LOL.

Goferring
12-22-18, 12:04
Anyone want to take up this offer? LOL.How about I fuck her tomorrow and you pay when you arrive. She'll go for that, yes?

Amadeuss
12-22-18, 17:58
Anyone want to take up this offer? LOL.But you will be surprised how many idiots fall for that. Just stand in front of a Western Union outlet for a while and watch the girls getting their "prepaiment".

My experience: Get her full name as on her ID (which she has to give you to send any money) and her phone number. Check her out on FB: could be a ladyboy or someone completely different.

Then just keep mum --till you arrive in the Phils. Text her then and she will happy meet you -- even if you not sent anything before.

Dg8787
12-22-18, 18:38
Anyone want to take up this offer? LOL.After reading the “Art of a Deal”, I always negotiate a discount for the future fuck package before I send the money.

Engine Driver
01-01-19, 23:18
Article today from "The Australian" newspaper, which is conservative in its views.

EXCLUSIVE.

DAVID MURRAY.

NATIONAL CRIME CORRESPONDENT.

12:00 AM January 2, 2019.

Australians have become the "No 1 target" of investment scams run by a web of foreign nationals operating from The Philippines, a private investigator has warned.

IFW Global executive chairman Ken Gamble, who has exposed a series of "boiler room" schemes in Australia and abroad, said The Philippines was the new "scam capital of the world". He is seeking a meeting with President Rodrigo Duterte to hand over dossiers on more than 150 Americans, Canadians, Britons and Australians using the country as a base for fraudulent share investment schemes that begin with cold calls.

Fraud figures cited by Australian authorities underestimated the scale of the problem because of a reluctance of victims to report *financial crimes, he said.

"Thousands of Australians are being called and a lot of them are converted into clients," Mr Gamble said. "There would be hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars of unreported fraud. ".

Mr Gamble is investigating Manila scams on behalf of defrauded Australians who in some instances have lost their life savings. The scams typically involve companies purporting to be reputable financial advisory firms with exclusive access to discounted wholesale shares. The firms are legitimate, but the shares are not.

"(In one case) they were targeting just Aussies and they completely Australianised the scam, which is the first time I've ever seen this," he said.

"Your average, honest everyday Aussie is falling for it. They're getting these high-pressure cold calls that say, 'You can invest your money. This is much better interest than the banks'.

"They're just selling the dream, basically. They're slowly sucking dry all these families that are *retired, have got their super. ".

Australians reported losing $340 million to scams in 2017, a 13 per cent increase on the *previous year, the Australian Competition & Consumer Commission's latest Targeting Scams report says. More than 200,000 scams were reported to the ACCC and other government agencies that year.

Mr Gamble previously pursued Gold Coast conman Peter Foster over a multi-million-dollar sports betting scam. His firm has an *office in Manila and he was involved in police raids last year on three separate boiler-room operations run by foreign nationals.

"They're all interconnected, they're all assisting each other with leads," he said. "It's a big family. They all know each other, they socialise together, they drink together. They all help each other, they all warn each other. ".

Philippines scammers had "come to the realisation that Aussie cops are never going to go after them", Mr Gamble said.

"Australia is the No 1 target country. They've got call centres ringing people all over Australia on a daily basis. ".

Investors are passed through a chain of more senior members of the syndicate. "After they've lost everything, the recovery room scammers start. They'll call up and say the company has been shut down, there's been a tax audit or in some cases they purport to be investigating the fraud.

"They say, 'We've got a class action against this firm, your name is on it and you've got to pay so much money to join'. ".

BrainDrain
01-29-19, 01:20
Anyone want to take up this offer? LOL.These offers can be good if coming from some one you have met before. Obviously never send to an unknown.

AC Bargirl. In 2014 Needed money for an annual registration, risked 3 k to send to her. Next visit she met me at airport and stayed a few days. Still get priority service at her bar.

Province girl university debt. Paid off her final charge due to the governor not actually delivering the scholarship money. Ongoing companion for my annual island visit.

Repeat visit from a Ac massage girl, paid her upfront at Walking St, agreeing to see each other in ten minutes at my room. She was ever seen again. Lost P1 k.

The only hard and fast rule is don't send to strangers. And just be aware even a repeat performer will turn at any moment.

BD.

Engine Driver
02-12-19, 11:41
How funny is this. A hooker I know has just scored a 10-day holiday to UAE and Egypt with a rich monger. On business class! She's also a student at LUP.

She still wants to fuck me though for 2,500 PHP and said she will meet me at NAIA on my next trip. I won't be taking her business class, that's for sure. Maybe a meal at the Filling Station.

PedroMorales
02-12-19, 13:41
How funny is this. A hooker I know has just scored a 10-day holiday to UAE and Egypt with a rich monger. On business class! She's also a student at LUP.

She still wants to fuck me though for 2,500 PHP and said she will meet me at NAIA on my next trip. I won't be taking her business class, that's for sure. Maybe a meal at the Filling Station.At first, I figured she was right to take both job offers but the really smart hooker would ditch you and concentrate on milking the bigger buffaloes. Why do you want her to go to the hassle of meeitngb you at the airport? It limits your moves for a start. I am a "Don't contact us" kind of guy, most particularly regarding airports.

Engine Driver
02-12-19, 20:57
At first, I figured she was right to take both job offers but the really smart hooker would ditch you and concentrate on milking the bigger buffaloes.That's why it's called Stupid Shit in the Philippines.

Dg8787
02-12-19, 21:01
That's why it's called Stupid Shit in the Philippines.We don't know what the rich monger will pay her? Some mongers think no need to pay her because I provided her 10 days of fun and plane ticket. Like that will cover expenses and living!

PedroMorales
02-12-19, 21:34
We don't know what the rich monger will pay her? Some mongers think no need to pay her because I provided her 10 days of fun and plane ticket. Like that will cover expenses and living!If that lady is worth her salt, she will vacuum his wallet to pay for all the buffaloes dropping dead of heart attacks back home. I actually admire that in these women: they can size up your wallet pretty quickly,. Determine if you are a back packer or a fast lane guy and m,ilk you accordingly. These women could tell great stories if they had a brain, which they do use to think about when vacuuming.

Sammon
02-13-19, 04:20
How funny is this. A hooker I know has just scored a 10-day holiday to UAE and Egypt with a rich monger. On business class! She's also a student at LUP.

She still wants to fuck me though for 2,500 PHP and said she will meet me at NAIA on my next trip. I won't be taking her business class, that's for sure. Maybe a meal at the Filling Station.Maybe the monger has plenty of air miles to book business class tickets. This case is not unheard of. People pay thousands of dollars to take girls on expensive vacations. But in reality poor girl needs a monthly sponsor to take care of her needs.

Dg8787
02-13-19, 05:09
If that lady is worth her salt, she will vacuum his wallet to pay for all the buffaloes dropping dead of heart attacks back home. I actually admire that in these women: they can size up your wallet pretty quickly,. Determine if you are a back packer or a fast lane guy and m,ilk you accordingly. These women could tell great stories if they had a brain, which they do use to think about when vacuuming.That some stupid shit. In general very few women do this. Most girls get taken advantage of.

Btw guys, for those that can not afford a big lay out you can buy life insurance for your girls water buffalos from me. Premium is a little higher because of the high mortality rate of the water buffalos.

Dg8787
02-13-19, 05:28
Maybe the monger has plenty of air miles to book business class tickets. This case is not unheard of. People pay thousands of dollars to take girls on expensive vacations. But in reality poor girl needs a monthly sponsor to take care of her needs.Sounds like Wicked Roger importing a girl during his workcation in the Middle East. Using air miles would be smart and wise. This girl is a student and not a harden pro. Mischaracterized as a hooker. Just needs funds for tuition and school.

Engine Driver
02-13-19, 06:50
That some stupid shit.That's why this thread is called Stupid Shit in the Philippines. DG, people might mistake you for Mother Teresa. LOL.

Engine Driver
02-13-19, 09:18
This girl is a student and not a harden pro. Mischaracterized as a hooker. Just needs funds for tuition and school.This type of discussion has been going on since the dawn of civilisation. Hardened pro, semi-pro, amateur, street walker, pro, prostitute, professional, part-timer, hoare, call girl, hussy, tramp, working girl, woman of abilities, blah blah blah. I'm a straight forward guy and my test is simple. Does she drop her panties for money? Yes or no? If yes, she's a hooker. Q.E.D.

Engine Driver
02-13-19, 09:32
But in reality poor girl needs a monthly sponsor to take care of her needs.Yes, that is true. This girl has photos of herself at the casino with a pile of chips. Tens of thousands of pesos given to her by a monger. She also has photos of herself snorting coke! She also lives in a nice apartment in Makati. No doubt some monger overseas is paying the 40 K rent a month. Many girls turn to prostitution to fund their expensive lifestyle, not just to pay for the sick buffalo back home. I would think living in the fast lane through the generosity of rich mongers would get addictive. If this student wasn't a prostitute, she would be living in a dorm with 4 other girls, catching jeepneys, using a cheap knock off smart phone, eating 10 peso rice packets from the street vendor, wearing clothes sold at the market and drinking red horse once a month.

Goferring
02-13-19, 11:41
Yes, that is true. This girl has photos of herself at the casino with a pile of chips. Tens of thousands of pesos given to her by a monger. She also has photos of herself snorting coke! She also lives in a nice apartment in Makati. No doubt some monger overseas is paying the 40 K rent a month. Many girls turn to prostitution to fund their expensive lifestyle, not just to pay for the sick buffalo back home. I would think living in the fast lane through the generosity of rich mongers would get addictive. If this student wasn't a prostitute, she would be living in a dorm with 4 other girls, catching jeepneys, using a cheap knock off smart phone, eating 10 peso rice packets from the street vendor, wearing clothes sold at the market and drinking red horse once a month.At the end of the day it's still true that if it Flies, Floats or Fucks then it's better to rent than buy. If some fool is paying 40 k rent plus unlimited blow, then it makes your 2500 all the wiser.

You're right about the good times being addictive. However, I've seen many come crashing to earth when they come to an end.

Chocha Monger
02-13-19, 12:40
At the end of the day it's still true that if it Flies, Floats or Fucks then it's better to rent than buy. If some fool is paying 40 k rent plus unlimited blow, then it makes your 2500 all the wiser.

You're right about the good times being addictive. However, I've seen many come crashing to earth when they come to an end.The mistake many of these high flying "student" hookers make is thinking that their pussy is an asset when in reality, pussy is just a commodity that mongers consume and discard before moving on to the next fresh snatch on the market. Filipina hookers have a fast burn rate and only have a window of a few years to fleece the big sheep of their golden fleeces. Such women have no golden parachute when they come crashing into the ground because they burn through easy money faster than fire on an oil spill. They have too many bad habits and sick water buffaloes grazing on the seasonal bounty of their triangular pastures.

PedroMorales
02-13-19, 12:44
Yes, that is true. This girl has photos of herself at the casino with a pile of chips. Tens of thousands of pesos given to her by a monger. She also has photos of herself snorting coke! She also lives in a nice apartment in Makati. No doubt some monger overseas is paying the 40 K rent a month. Many girls turn to prostitution to fund their expensive lifestyle, not just to pay for the sick buffalo back home. I would think living in the fast lane through the generosity of rich mongers would get addictive. If this student wasn't a prostitute, she would be living in a dorm with 4 other girls, catching jeepneys, using a cheap knock off smart phone, eating 10 peso rice packets from the street vendor, wearing clothes sold at the market and drinking red horse once a month.Quite incredible and proof we are not life's biggest suckers. I did know a guy like this wen I was much younger: he just flew chicks across the Atlantic.


This type of discussion has been going on since the dawn of civilisation. Hardened pro, semi-pro, amateur, street walker, pro, prostitute, professional, part-timer, hoare, call girl, hussy, tramp, working girl, woman of abilities, blah blah blah. I'm a straight forward guy and my test is simple. Does she drop her panties for money? Yes or no? If yes, she's a hooker. Q.E.D.Adam got Eve to drop her panties for an apple, not for a night of blackjack.

BrainDrain
02-13-19, 13:33
How funny is this. A hooker I know has just scored a 10-day holiday to UAE and Egypt with a rich monger. On business class! She's also a student at LUP.

She still wants to fuck me though for 2,500 PHP and said she will meet me at NAIA on my next trip. I won't be taking her business class, that's for sure. Maybe a meal at the Filling Station.There is a Qatar pilot that stays regularly in Clark. The one I know will often get his GF onto the flights and follow around with him.

Goferring
02-14-19, 05:45
The mistake many of these high flying "student" hookers make is thinking that their pussy is an asset when in reality, pussy is just a commodity that mongers consume and discard before moving on to the next fresh snatch on the market. Filipina hookers have a fast burn rate and only have a window of a few years to fleece the big sheep of their golden fleeces. Such women have no golden parachute when they come crashing into the ground because they burn through easy money faster than fire on an oil spill. They have too many bad habits and sick water buffaloes grazing on the seasonal bounty of their triangular pastures.Another thing that the high flying girls don't consider is that that lifestyle also drastically limits their shelf life.

A girl meeting a few guys online can keep going for years. However, one smoking and drinking until 4 am then fucking or snorting for the rest of the night, every night, will have her looks disappear QuickTime. Before she blinks, guys prepared to pay the megabucks for hotties will move on to greener pastures.

Chocha Monger
02-14-19, 11:46
At first, I figured she was right to take both job offers but the really smart hooker would ditch you and concentrate on milking the bigger buffaloes. Why do you want her to go to the hassle of meeitngb you at the airport? It limits your moves for a start. I am a "Don't contact us" kind of guy, most particularly regarding airports.Munga Honorable says it best when it comes to the girls. LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40H_Qrq94Lo

Kabul Guy
02-14-19, 23:09
I bail as soon as a girl starts showing signs of GPS. If her first ask is ridiculous I don't negotiate just laugh and bail.

If she starts to want more and more I don't negotiate just bail.

GPS is epidemic in the Western wold and is starting to show up here.

GPS= golden pussy syndrome.

Engine Driver
02-15-19, 09:43
Munga Honorable says it best when it comes to the girls. LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40H_Qrq94LoAre those black chicks in the video hookers? And if so, where do I line up to pay?

Engine Driver
02-15-19, 10:02
I can't quite believe how big Valentine's Day is in the Philippines. One chick I know got so many gifts from various mongers that she filled two suitcases and took the goodies back home to Cavite to give to her family. Besides the ubiquitous Ferrero Rocher chocolate boxes, her haul included expensive French perfumes as well.

They seem to love taking pictures of their bounty and then showing the world. This includes for every occasion - birthdays, Christmas, CNY, Valentines Day, college graduation.

Lots of chicks texted me asking for their gift. I just texted back an eggplant emoji and said they would get it later this year when I'm back in the Phils. This elicited the usual, predictable laughing emoji, followed by a foot long hahahahahahaha. They really do have peanuts for brains. The little finch sitting on the tree in my garden has a bigger brain than most pinay hookers.

PedroMorales
02-15-19, 10:50
I can't quite believe how big Valentine's Day is in the Philippines. One chick I know s.There is a Belgian guy in Angeles sells so so chocolates he makes himself. Mongers buy them for the bar women, who take them home to their kids as a treat. Cupid has his work cut out.

Retgilpo
02-15-19, 11:02
I can't quite believe how big Valentine's Day is in the Philippines. One chick I know got so many gifts from various mongers that she filled two suitcases and took the goodies back home to Cavite to give to her family. Besides the ubiquitous Ferrero Rocher chocolate boxes, her haul included expensive French perfumes as well.

They seem to love taking pictures of their bounty and then showing the world. This includes for every occasion - birthdays, Christmas, CNY, Valentines Day, college graduation.

Lots of chicks texted me asking for their gift. I just texted back an eggplant emoji and said they would get it later this year when I'm back in the Phils. This elicited the usual, predictable laughing emoji, followed by a foot long hahahahahahaha. They really do have peanuts for brains. The little finch sitting on the tree in my garden has a bigger brain than most pinay hookers.You should deepen yourself more in the pinoy culture.

Many Phil folks (maybe all we do meet as white ATMs) ask for a gift (pasabulong) on every occasion possible.

If there is not yet an occasion than they will shout "advance occasion" (advance xmass or whatever).

They have brains like little kids. So there is no Anny (self) respect. Just ask ask ask.

If they know a friend or cousin (read whole the country haha) is meeting a white on a special (advanced) occasion they will all ask for pasabulong on her.

There seems to be a national obligation that pretty or successful people share with lazy stupids.

So whatever you give is never enough. And will be never appreciated.

Whatever you give out of a good heart will be given away next day on persons who hate and this approve you.

There is no Anny thankful cel in their body.

They just want more more more.

So best to give nothing.

Cause all is wasted respectless.

Haha that people marry a pinay after meeting them 5 days.

And than blame them when they leave them broke and broken hearted.

Well yes the beginning is always so nice and excited.

I start to beliave there is no difference between prostitutes and "normal" girls.

They all give sex the first time, they all expect money.

But hey we are old (and maybe even fat or bold) and want a slim young girl.

The worst we do is making them spoiled and fat (I don't see other way with all their childish pushing).

So for everybody comes a time after a few years to end the relation.

Cause there will be never "common money" or "common care" like within a western relation.

So just have fun as long as you can accept the their bulshit.

And after a few relations you understand why most white live alone in the Phil.

Cause its impossible to become a winner.

So accept to be a lonesome looser like you already did at home haha.

Only your dick can wins.

PedroMorales
02-15-19, 16:10
So accept to be a lonesome looser like you already did at home haha. Only your dick can wins.You nailed us. That's gonna be my line with them. I am a lonesome loser. Go get yourself a winner bit a big wallet.

Engine Driver
02-15-19, 21:50
They have brains like little kids. So there is no Anny (self) respect. Just ask ask ask. SNIP

So whatever you give is never enough. And will be never appreciated.

Whatever you give out of a good heart will be given away next day on persons who hate and this approve you.

There is no Anny thankful cel in their body.

They just want more more more.

Thanks Retgilpo for the useful advice. I'm learning this everyday. The only consolation is that whatever we give is small enough for us to not worry about. Any money we give always disappears in directions not intended and the pinay hooker doesn't get her initial problem solved.

Goferring
02-15-19, 22:02
The worst we do is making them spoiled and fat (I don't see other way with all their childish pushing).This is your key statement and everything follows on form this. Without boundaries the girls will seek and waste more and more.

It also explains why the girl will insist on mountains of cash and gifts from one guy (who is willing to pay it) only to rock another's world for 500 p.

Enjoy, G.

PedroMorales
02-15-19, 23:36
It also explains why the girl will insist on mountains of cash and gifts from one guy (who is willing to pay it) only to rock another's world for 500 p..Back home in Mexico, I used to bang hookers by the dozen on all the 3 main strips but one in particular. Then I asked an older lady how much she charged. 30 pesos as against the standard 40. First time I sniggered and walked away. Then I started banging her, but we moved into a more upscale banging room for more money and more time. Win-win. Lotsa stories to tell about her but the main one is she said all the women are different, different objectives etc. She was banging me for her kids, even though I was great in the saddle then.

There is no way we can generalise. That is why most ex pats end up drinking Happy Hours together, playing pool and leading the most boring of lives. My idea of Euthanasia time is sipping early morning coffees in Fields. I've seen them staring blankly off into space and it worries me.

Let me put it a different way. If we are all different, why expect them to be identical LBFM factories.

Also, you got to put in more work for a better root. With age, I have better things to do with my time.

Chocha Monger
02-16-19, 03:28
You should deepen yourself more in the pinoy culture.

Many Phil folks (maybe all we do meet as white ATMs) ask for a gift (pasabulong) on every occasion possible.

If there is not yet an occasion than they will shout "advance occasion" (advance xmass or whatever).

They have brains like little kids. So there is no Anny (self) respect. Just ask ask ask.

If they know a friend or cousin (read whole the country haha) is meeting a white on a special (advanced) occasion they will all ask for pasabulong on her.

There seems to be a national obligation that pretty or successful people share with lazy stupids.

So whatever you give is never enough. And will be never appreciated.

Whatever you give out of a good heart will be given away next day on persons who hate and this approve you.

There is no Anny thankful cel in their body.

They just want more more more.

So best to give nothing.

Cause all is wasted respectless.Everything Retgilpo wrote about Filipinas in his post is true. They are ungrateful disrespectful parasites. Anyone considering a relationship with them beyond casual or paid fucking should prepare themselves for the leeching and fleecing that will follow. It is best to give them nothing beyond what is agree upon in advance as the price of entry into their poor brown snatches. Foreign lovebirds should consider themselves warned! LOL!

TurdyCurdyOne
02-16-19, 06:44
You should deepen yourself more in the pinoy culture.

** God no, I am learning to hate their culture.

Many Phil folks (maybe all we do meet as white ATMs) ask for a gift (pasabulong) on every occasion possible.

** Just parrot what they say and ask for your gift. I often tell them: 'Borrow me 500", to which they usually laugh.

If there is not yet an occasion than they will shout "advance occasion" (advance xmass or whatever).

** Haha, dumb poriners do not get it: You are the occasion.

They have brains like little kids. So there is no Anny (self) respect. Just ask ask ask.

** They don't think of it that way. You are expected to pay, your the one with the money (even if you're poor, long as your white).

If they know a friend or cousin (read whole the country haha) is meeting a white on a special (advanced) occasion they will all ask for pasabulong on her.

** I tell them any visitors will have to pay their own way.

There seems to be a national obligation that pretty or successful people share with lazy stupids.

** Yes, they even victimize their own family this way.

So whatever you give is never enough. And will be never appreciated.

** HaHAHA, forgotten the moment it is given.

Whatever you give out of a good heart will be given away next day on persons who hate and this approve you.

** I think you mean "disapprove of you". My g / f hates me in many ways, but she pretends to love me since what she is really loving is my money. And,

Of course my ego keeps telling me she loves me, hahahahah.

There is no Anny thankful cel in their body.

** Some have it, but those that do are unlikely to pair off with an old man when they are young and attractive.

They just want more more more.

** My g / FS middle name is "Buy me".

So best to give nothing.

** No best to give money for value, same as every other service.

Cause all is wasted respectless.

** Not much different though than Western wife divorcing you when you lose your job, etc.

Haha that people marry a pinay after meeting them 5 days.

** Yeah, many retarded white guys also here.

And than blame them when they leave them broke and broken hearted.

** Yeah, what do they expect? Fat, balding, old man trying to make a 20 year.

Old love him.

Well yes the beginning is always so nice and excited.

** Little head thinking for big head.

I start to believe there is no difference between prostitutes and "normal" girls.

** Most ALL women are prostitutes, especially Pinays. Technically there is a difference between a "kept" woman and a hooker. But not much.

They all give sex the first time, they all expect money.

** And there are many poriners with open wallets so their expectations are.

Reinforced.

But hey we are old (and maybe even fat or bold) and want a slim young girl.

** Money to a young Filipina is like SEX to an old man. Except the old man.

Is fairly easily satisfied. The Filipina is not.

The worst we do is making them spoiled and fat (I don't see other way with all their childish pushing).

** Both the ones with me started getting belly fat within a month of eating.

Good, abundant food. But once they have a kid, forget it. You will never see a shapely figure again in 99% of the cases.

So for everybody comes a time after a few years to end the relation.

** Best to F**k and run / hide. Get an older good woman to take care of you, one that does not care if you screw around.

Cause there will be never "common money" or "common care" like within a western relation.

** Well, not always. Mine is paying me rent money, but not the amount I would.

Charge a male roommate.

So just have fun as long as you can accept the their bulshit.

** That's easier said than done, because their BS is very hard to listen too after the first week.

And after a few relations you understand why most white live alone in the Phil.

** Best to live alone and have multiple outlets.

Cause its impossible to become a winner.

** Nothing is impossible, but not nearly as easy as the internet BS would.

Let you believe (promulgated by corrupt poriners trying to milk unsuspecting tourists / newbies.

So accept to be a lonesome looser like you already did at home haha.

** Not nearly that bad. Home was a hellhole.

Only your dick can wins.

** Even your dick gets tired from all the BS. AND no TITS, lousy in bed.

Engine Driver
02-16-19, 12:13
Everything Retgilpo wrote about Filipinas in his post is true. They are ungrateful disrespectful parasites. Anyone considering a relationship with them beyond casual or paid fucking should prepare themselves for the leeching and fleecing that will follow. It is best to give them nothing beyond what is agree upon in advance as the price of entry into their poor brown snatches. Foreign lovebirds should consider themselves warned! LOL!So Chocha Monger, are you saying these poor, meek, mild mannered fucking machines are merely interested in mercilessly milking the monger of moola? Is that knowledge from personal experience?

Blanquiceleste
02-16-19, 13:01
You should deepen yourself more in the pinoy culture.Bingo!

If one lives in a particular village and has never set foot outside, it is but natural that this person believes this is how all villages are and this is how the entire country is. But how right is that extrapolation? Same applies to mongers spending time with hookers.

Goferring
02-16-19, 13:56
Back home in Mexico, I used to bang hookers by the dozen on all the 3 main strips but one in particular. Then I asked an older lady how much she charged. 30 pesos as against the standard 40. First time I sniggered and walked away. Then I started banging her, but we moved into a more upscale banging room for more money and more time. Win-win. Lotsa stories to tell about her but the main one is she said all the women are different, different objectives etc. She was banging me for her kids, even though I was great in the saddle then.

There is no way we can generalise. That is why most ex pats end up drinking Happy Hours together, playing pool and leading the most boring of lives. My idea of Euthanasia time is sipping early morning coffees in Fields. I've seen them staring blankly off into space and it worries me.

Let me put it a different way. If we are all different, why expect them to be identical LBFM factories.

Also, you got to put in more work for a better root. With age, I have better things to do with my time.Pedro, sorry I don't understand what in my post you disagree with.

If it is tiered pricing then I can assure you I know numerous girls who charge 5 k for 40 minutes with a Korean visitors only to put out urgent calls to residents for 500 to 1000 p afternoons when bills come due.

Cheers. G.

PedroMorales
02-16-19, 14:21
Pedro, sorry I don't understand what in my post you disagree with. If it is tiered pricing then I can assure you I know numerous girls who charge 5 k for 40 minutes with a Korean visitors only to put out urgent calls to residents for 500 to 1000 p afternoons when bills come due. Cheers. G.What a phrase. I guess it says it all. I look forward to learned academic articles on tiered pricing and the Korean surtax.

Chocha Monger
02-16-19, 14:56
So Chocha Monger, are you saying these poor, meek, mild mannered fucking machines are merely interested in mercilessly milking the monger of moola? Is that knowledge from personal experience?If you have not tried it, I strongly recommend that you do. Make sure to meet the family. Then let nature take its course. It will be enlightening, and you will enjoy it. Tell us that we were all wrong about those innocent altruistic LBMs who just want love and a hard fuck from poriners. LOL!

Engine Driver
02-16-19, 23:28
Hi,

As long as you go to western bars the girls are allowed if they travel with a man.

You just pay the same for her. Also the normal drinking price as for you.

Rogues and bottems I liked most with my pinay last week.

Shampoo was boaring.

If you ask them friendly they are even allowed to dance on the dance floor.

I met however two big risks.

First is that mamasan will try to get your girl working for the bar.

Second is that bargirls can get jealous and talk shit to her.

My excited little ponytail dancing girl turned into a boaring lazy money asking shit girl cause all this shit.

From experience I can say. Keep her away from bars if you aim on a long term relation.

In most pinoy bars it is completely different.

That are the dirty dark bars with fat whiter naked girls and red horse and a lot of smoke.

Then you need to pay 100 p-200 p entrance fee for her, or even maybe are not allowed to enter.

My girl then just sit outside talking with the guard.

During changing of the dancers (that takes 3 songs in a pinoy bar) I went talking with her.

Ronald.Now this belongs in the Stupid Shit section for sure. Knowing that these LBFMs are incredibly stupid, incredibly jealous, incredibly possessive, incredibly selfish and can make your life hell with their sneakiness, why on earth would you take one to a go go bar? Aren't there enough ways to create problems in the Philippines already?

Engine Driver
02-16-19, 23:37
If you have not tried it, I strongly recommend that you do. Make sure to meet the family. Then let nature take its course. It will be enlightening, and you will enjoy it. Tell us that we were all wrong about those innocent altruistic LBMs who just want love and a hard fuck from poriners. LOL!I have the perfect opportunity to just try that CM. I am close to a Pinay domestic servant in Singapore whom I met on Tinder. She's about to finish her contract with an expat family and head back to the Phils for good. I already have invitations to meet her kids, her sick mom (true), sister etc. I think she thinks I'm going to propose to her when I visit her in Tarlac City. LOL. I can hardly wait (NOT). She keeps sending me naked pictures in the hope of enticing my cock to travel to Tarlac. Me thinks it's time to dump and run. Anyhow, it was a useful exercise to learn more about the maid situation in Singapore and the motivation for 1,000's of maids to venture abroad.

Too bad there's only another few million hookers to chase in the Philippines.

Mr Enternational
02-17-19, 00:47
Let me put it a different way. If we are all different, why expect them to be identical LBFM factories.PI ain't Mexico. You can expect them to be the same because they are from a collective culture. We are different because we are from individualistic cultures.

Goferring
02-17-19, 04:16
Now this belongs in the Stupid Shit section for sure. Knowing that these LBFMs are incredibly stupid, incredibly jealous, incredibly possessive, incredibly selfish and can make your life hell with their sneakiness, why on earth would you take one to a go go bar? Aren't there enough ways to create problems in the Philippines already?You're right and if the OPs glass is half empty he might create a monster and his night may spiral out of control by exposing his GF to the realities of the bars and bar girls.

Of course, if his glass is half full, he and his GF might have a great night, find that most bargirls are gay or at least bi in their private life and are more than prepared to show both of them a good time.

Nothing risked nothing gained. 😁.

Chocha Monger
02-17-19, 19:03
I have the perfect opportunity to just try that CM. I am close to a Pinay domestic servant in Singapore whom I met on Tinder. She's about to finish her contract with an expat family and head back to the Phils for good. I already have invitations to meet her kids, her sick mom (true), sister etc. I think she thinks I'm going to propose to her when I visit her in Tarlac City. LOL. I can hardly wait (NOT). She keeps sending me naked pictures in the hope of enticing my cock to travel to Tarlac. Me thinks it's time to dump and run. Anyhow, it was a useful exercise to learn more about the maid situation in Singapore and the motivation for 1,000's of maids to venture abroad.

Too bad there's only another few million hookers to chase in the Philippines.Why opt out so early? It may be instructive to let her put you through the paces. LOL! Perhaps, you might even enjoy it parading about the barangay meeting sick mama, future stepchildren, and sister-in-law. This Pinay domestic returning from Singapore just might have that spectacular puss to rock your world and bring you to your knees. LOL!

BrainDrain
02-19-19, 05:00
...e and the motivation for 1,000's of maids to venture abroad.
I have cum a cross a few maids in HK, Dubai & Bahrain. There is a bit of a common theme that by the time they are 30-35 it's time to retire and go back home to PH. If they can take a foreigner back to pay the bills all the better. I think that unless they have a retirement foreigner then shortly after being back in the province they will leave again to the financial reality of being an OFW and the advantage of living in better facilities. Just look around HK Central Station on Sunday at all the older maids, the kids are being raised by others and she lives and enjoys the single life in HK.

One stunning girl in Dubai almost had me convinced but it just doesn't really make any sense.

BD.

Engine Driver
02-20-19, 12:25
I have cum a cross a few maids in HK, Dubai & Bahrain. There is a bit of a common theme that by the time they are 30-35 it's time to retire and go back home to PH. If they can take a foreigner back to pay the bills all the better. I think that unless they have a retirement foreigner then shortly after being back in the province they will leave again to the financial reality of being an OFW and the advantage of living in better facilities. Just look around HK Central Station on Sunday at all the older maids, the kids are being raised by others and she lives and enjoys the single life in HK.

One stunning girl in Dubai almost had me convinced but it just doesn't really make any sense.

BD.You are very correct BD. Although they miss their kids and their moms back in the Phils, this single life in SG, HK or UAE is better for most. Once they go back to the Phils, they can't settle and want to do another tour. This is why they rarely break their contracts, as it affects their future employability.

Engine Driver
02-20-19, 12:33
Why opt out so early? It may be instructive to let her put you through the paces. LOL! Perhaps, you might even enjoy it parading about the barangay meeting sick mama, future stepchildren, and sister-in-law. This Pinay domestic returning from Singapore just might have that spectacular puss to rock your world and bring you to your knees. LOL!Being paraded through the streets of the Pinays' Barangay like a trophy boyfriend must surely be the highlight of any mongers' career. All the neighbours kids would be craning their necks to see the walking ATM. The young girls would be green with envy over the old maids lucky catch.

I ghosted my pinay maid friend. Man, too much drama. Why go all the way out to Tarlac City to bang a maid when I can stay in my hotel in AC and dial room service. There's only 1,000 morsels ready to drop their panties with 5 minutes notice.

Engine Driver
02-20-19, 12:41
Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.

Mr Enternational
02-20-19, 13:42
Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.In the car where your spare tire is.

Sakaisuji
02-20-19, 13:47
Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.Be safe and buy 3 pair of different colors. Give your wife the pair that you think she will like and keep the others in a brown paper bag in your travel bag. If she finds them you can say you were going to give her the other 2 if she liked the first pair, but you forgot about them.

Chocha Monger
02-20-19, 14:07
Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.I think you have stumbled into a great opportunity to fill the crotchless panty niche in Manila. Simply purchase several regular panties upon your arrival in the Philippines. Cut slits in the crotches. Then take the panties to a local seamtress and pay her to hem the edges of the holes in the crotches. Test your new products on your Makati honey to verify easy access to her hole or holes. Once the panties are Pinay approved, expand your operation, rake in the dough, and become a crotchless panty magnate.

Wicked Roger
02-20-19, 14:28
Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.You can buy them there ED.

Or if in transit or another place before you arrive buy them there instead (maybe not in transit as never seen them in all the airports I fly through).

Or buy them in you home place the day before and then pack them immediately.

Or if you can buy them and have them delivered to the hotel.

Goferring
02-21-19, 00:35
Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.I'm surprised 20 guys have not offered to deliver and fit them for you. 😉.

On a serious note many eBay stores will drop ship. You pay but delivery is to a 3rd party address ie your MNL GF.

Enjoy. G.

AceKicker
02-21-19, 02:49
I recently took one FL girl I've known for years out for a lunch. As we were ready to order she asked from the waitress if she can have "Fish and chips" with rice instead of potato. While the waitress was explaining to her it's not possible I think I was actually the only one who was feeling stupid at the moment.

Sakaisuji
02-21-19, 04:52
I think you have stumbled into a great opportunity to fill the crotchless panty niche in Manila. Simply purchase several regular panties upon your arrival in the Philippines. Cut slits in the crotches. Then take the panties to a local seamtress and pay her to hem the edges of the holes in the crotches. Test your new products on your Makati honey to verify easy access to her hole or holes. Once the panties are Pinay approved, expand your operation, rake in the dough, and become a crotchless panty magnate.The seamstress will beat him to it.

Engine Driver
02-21-19, 09:10
I'm surprised 20 guys have not offered to deliver and fit them for you. 😉.

On a serious note many eBay stores will drop ship. You pay but delivery is to a 3rd party address ie your MNL GF.

Enjoy. G.Thanks Gofer, but I'm going to buy about 20 pairs for various "girl friends". Panties and full crotchless suits. I wouldn't want the one hooker to take the lot and run. LOL.

Engine Driver
02-21-19, 09:12
The seamstress will beat him to it.Actually I was going to get the seamstress to try them and I was going to fuck her over the sewing machine table. LOL. Nothing is too crazy in the Phils. There are so many lonely women there who haven't had sex in years.

Engine Driver
02-21-19, 09:23
You can buy them there ED.

Or if in transit or another place before you arrive buy them there instead (maybe not in transit as never seen them in all the airports I fly through).

Or buy them in you home place the day before and then pack them immediately.

Or if you can buy them and have them delivered to the hotel.Thanks WR. Most Australian airports have Victorias Secrets, but I think they are just mainstream in the panty department. Like a thong (T-bar in the Phils) is the most risque item they will sell. Plenty of naughty shops here in my city so I will just buy here and hide them in the trunk of my car as Mr E has suggested.

Mr Enternational
02-21-19, 17:01
There is a Belgian guy in Angeles sells so so chocolates he makes himself. Mongers buy them for the bar women, who take them home to their kids as a treat. Cupid has his work cut out.I bought them for myself. They are delicious. Even the ants at my apartment in Thailand think so.

Engine Driver
02-22-19, 12:48
I'm surprised 20 guys have not offered to deliver and fit them for you. &#128521.But 5 guys did want to tap that fat ass belonging to MILF shown in the PG!

Is there anyone else who is back at home, unable to focus on work because they're dreaming of mongering in the Phils, or is it just me?

Engine Driver
02-22-19, 12:53
I bought them for myself. They are delicious. Even the ants at my apartment in Thailand think so.I think that Belgian guy has been around for about 10 years. He's usually followed in by the plastic rose seller so you can sweep you girlfriend of 2 minutes off her feet. Does anyone know what type of visa the Belgian has? The elusive chocolatier visa perhaps?

Goferring
02-22-19, 12:57
Is there anyone else who is back at home, unable to focus on work because they're dreaming of mongering in the Phils, or is it just me?How do you think I feel, having been black balled (blue balled?) from PH for the foreseeable future. 😡.

P.S. Your in box is full.

Engine Driver
03-02-19, 01:31
Pinays. Always looking to misconstrue everything you say.

1. Massage chick complains about low income and no money for food. I know she pulls a few tricks on the side, so I said to make sure you do a few more HJs as it's easy money. She's deeply shocked and complains "Do you want me to be a prostitute? Followed by a string of crying emojis.

2. I ask a chick if a particular hotel in a regional town is okay for a rendezvous. Chick says "How would I know? I'm not a prostitute".

3. Chicks always ask me about my experience with other Filipinas. I say none. When I accidentally say a few Tagalog / English expressions or convey too much knowledge about the Phils, they always want to know about my former Filipina girlfriends and accuse me of lying.

4. When I cancel a date, instead of saying "are you okay", the first thing they say is are you seeing another Filipina now?

Goferring
03-02-19, 01:54
Pinays. Always looking to misconstrue everything you say.

1. Massage chick complains about low income and no money for food. I know she pulls a few tricks on the side, so I said to make sure you do a few more HJs as it's easy money. She's deeply shocked and complains "Do you want me to be a prostitute? Followed by a string of crying emojis.

2. I ask a chick if a particular hotel in a regional town is okay for a rendezvous. Chick says "How would I know? I'm not a prostitute".

3. Chicks always ask me about my experience with other Filipinas. I say none. When I accidentally say a few Tagalog / English expressions or convey too much knowledge about the Phils, they always want to know about my former Filipina girlfriends and accuse me of lying.

4. When I cancel a date, instead of saying "are you okay", the first thing they say is are you seeing another Filipina now?It's easily explained: it's all about keeping face in front of friends and family. There are plenty of other examples: all girls online want a serious relationship while banging you the night before your flight home; no one is a pro but there are a lot of sick uncles; everyone is a student by day but in clubs until 4 am every night etc etc etc. Of course everyone knows the truth and no one believes the deception but it's all a game.

You think everyone at home believes we go to Asia multiple times per year just for the nice beaches and spicy food? Same same.

Enjoy. G.

Engine Driver
03-11-19, 09:50
This is not really stupid shit in the Philippines, but more stupid shit conducted by a stupid, pea brained Filipino in white man land over 15 years ago. Tragic how the Filipino dream of Eldorado in a foreign land turns to shit in an instant due to the stupidty of a greedy, narcissistic idiot. We are uniquely placed to understand the family dynamics here due to our mongering trips. LOL. My apologies to any Australian mongers as you would know this case inside out and it's very old news.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59x8nj

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sef_Gonzales

Engine Driver
04-27-19, 07:19
Why is it such a big deal when a Pinay achieves anything? Shithole countries like India and Ethiopia have had all female 787 crews for years (Captain and First Officer). I have to admit that Tony sure does have good taste in women. Which begs the question, did she or didn't she?

WhatDHell
04-27-19, 11:38
Why is it such a big deal when a Pinay achieves anything? Shithole countries like India and EthiopiaCould you at least try and not show your racism so blatantly in every post?

Every other country to you is a shit hole populated by pea brained people.

These things are normally deep rooted and don't change overnight, but could you at least try and mask it so as to come across as a nicer person than you are?

And you really should stay in your own country. Who knows what you might catch in some of these 'shithole' countries. But if you do visit India, let me know, I will personally make sure you're not hassled by the daily third world issues that plague those of colour. It would be such a privilege.

Goferring
04-27-19, 12:30
Why is it such a big deal when a Pinay achieves anything? Shithole countries like India and Ethiopia have had all female 787 crews for years (Captain and First Officer). I have to admit that Tony sure does have good taste in women. Which begs the question, did she or didn't she?Advertising Equal Opportunity advancement and shattering Glass Ceilings is as blatant trendy propaganda as corporations perporting support of minorities (sponsoring Gay Mardi Gras, Indigenous employment etc), oil companies planting a tree in the name of climate change or withdrawing sponsorship of an athlete caught in a drug riddled sport.

It makes good press as its designed to do.

Engine Driver
04-28-19, 04:00
Could you at least try and not show your racism so blatantly in every post?

Every other country to you is a shit hole populated by pea brained people.

These things are normally deep rooted and don't change overnight, but could you at least try and mask it so as to come across as a nicer person than you are?

And you really should stay in your own country. Who knows what you might catch in some of these 'shithole' countries. But if you do visit India, let me know, I will personally make sure you're not hassled by the daily third world issues that plague those of colour. It would be such a privilege.More confected outrage from the perpetually offended. What next? Safe spaces and trigger warnings? Cotton wool? A hug from your mom?

Here I am thinking that ISG is the last bastion of masculinity where men can go around the world, fuck hookers and say whatever they like. Am I going to self-censor? Nope. I'm going to call it like it is. Some countries are indeed shit holes.

I case you didn't get it, I was paying Ethiopia and India a compliment. Despite their 'situations', they still provide opportunities for women to progress. Air Asia does have many Fillipina pilots, but this story is unusual in that the lady went from trolley dolly to pilot. I guess looking like a model didn't harm her situation.

https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/3122

WhatDHell
04-28-19, 06:42
More confected outrage from the perpetually offended. What next? Safe spaces and trigger warnings? Cotton wool? A hug from your mom?

Here I am thinking that ISG is the last bastion of masculinity where men can go around the world, fuck hookers and say whatever they like. Am I going to self-censor? Nope. I'm going to call it like it is. Some countries are indeed shit holes.

I case you didn't get it, I was paying Ethiopia and India a compliment. Despite their 'situations', they still provide opportunities for women to progress. Air Asia does have many Fillipina pilots, but this story is unusual in that the lady went from trolley dolly to pilot. I guess looking like a model didn't harm her situation.

https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/3122End of the day it's your choice what you want to write. You do understand this is a public forum and hence not quite the last bastion of 'masculinity' where you can wear your white robes and pointy hat-mask and spew hatred towards the rest of humanity?

And do spare me your condescending 'compliments'! English is not my first language but I don't think you could really expect me to buy that.

SouthEaster
04-28-19, 06:59
"Looking like a model". Say what? Perhaps our tastes differ but if that is model material I don't want to see the ugly ones!

SE.

Engine Driver
04-28-19, 10:20
End of the day it's your choice what you want to write. You do understand this is a public forum and hence not quite the last bastion of 'masculinity' where you can wear your white robes and pointy hat-mask and spew hatred towards the rest of humanity?
This is a very predictable response from the far left. Anyone who disagrees with their narrative is immediately labelled a misogynist, homophobe, islamaphobe, racist, bigot etc. In my case, I'm being called a Klansman ROFL .

Now back to more stupid shit in the Philippines please.

Red Kilt
04-28-19, 10:48
Now back to more stupid shit in the Philippines please.You beat me to it E. D.

It's easy to see why this thread is called "Stupid Shit in the Philippines".

Kabul Guy
05-07-19, 22:14
Advertising Equal Opportunity advancement and shattering Glass Ceilings is as blatant trendy propaganda as corporations perporting support of minorities ....News about getting a woman or a minority person in a position of power and responsibility is not equality.

Equality is when it is not news.

Engine Driver
08-03-19, 12:34
Well honey, tell me something I don't know. Of course you're willing to move out of your shit hole in Manila and into a rich white country. Isn't that why you're on PL? LOL.

Mr Enternational
08-03-19, 13:37
Well honey, tell me something I don't know. Of course you're willing to move out of your shit hole in Manila and into a rich white country. Isn't that why you're on PL? LOL.Like when I met the Brazilian chick online and she talked about how she wants to move to the USA. I told her that I was hoping to move back to Brazil. That broad blocked me!

SaltyPete
08-04-19, 18:53
Well honey, tell me something I don't know. Of course you're willing to move out of your shit hole in Manila and into a rich white country. Isn't that why you're on PL? LOL.Just send me $2000 and I'll buy a ticket to visit you. I promise!

AceKicker
10-06-19, 05:39
Besides the annoying fact to enter the terminal building you have to present your boarding pass and go trough security check the Clark international airport has now set a new rule. I was there last week and since knowing there is basically no real food sold inside the terminal I completed my check in online and drop my luggage there early like 2 hours before my scheduled flight departure time. I had a plan of going outside to have a proper lunch after that but when trying to exit the terminal building a local officer halted me. He told me as of now it is not allowed to exit the terminal building anymore once you have completed check-in and issued a boarding pass. I don't understand what kind of stupid shit rule this is and do they really have the right to stop someone from exiting there but that's the way it is now.

Kabul Guy
10-07-19, 01:26
Just send me $2000 and I'll buy a ticket to visit you. I promise!Fuck that 2,000 is way too much, just send me 1,900 and I'm yours.

Sxxxx
10-07-19, 01:40
Besides the annoying fact to enter the terminal building you have to present your boarding pass and go trough security check the Clark international airport has now set a new rule. I was there last week and since knowing there is basically no real food sold inside the terminal I completed my check in online and drop my luggage there early like 2 hours before my scheduled flight departure time. I had a plan of going outside to have a proper lunch after that but when trying to exit the terminal building a local officer halted me. He told me as of now it is not allowed to exit the terminal building anymore once you have completed check-in and issued a boarding pass. I don't understand what kind of stupid shit rule this is and do they really have the right to stop someone from exiting there but that's the way it is now.You say above: "it is not allowed to exit the terminal building anymore once you have completed check-in and issued a boarding pass. I don't understand what kind of stupid shit rule this is".

Yes, well the first guy could hand his boarding pass to a terrorist waiting outside the building, who climbs on plane and blows everyone up. Its not a stupid rule at all!

PilotPaul
10-07-19, 05:07
Besides the annoying fact to enter the terminal building you have to present your boarding pass and go trough security check the Clark international airport has now set a new rule. I was there last week and since knowing there is basically no real food sold inside the terminal I completed my check in online and drop my luggage there early like 2 hours before my scheduled flight departure time. I had a plan of going outside to have a proper lunch after that but when trying to exit the terminal building a local officer halted me. He told me as of now it is not allowed to exit the terminal building anymore once you have completed check-in and issued a boarding pass. I don't understand what kind of stupid shit rule this is and do they really have the right to stop someone from exiting there but that's the way it is now.They probably do not have that right but airports are strange places.

That local rule is probably put in place because they are tired of Mr or Mrs or Ms Farmer checking in and then forgetting to actually board.

SaltyPete
10-07-19, 15:28
You say above: "it is not allowed to exit the terminal building anymore once you have completed check-in and issued a boarding pass. I don't understand what kind of stupid shit rule this is".

Yes, well the first guy could hand his boarding pass to a terrorist waiting outside the building, who climbs on plane and blows everyone up. Its not a stupid rule at all!Wouldn't it be easier for said terrorist to purchase his own ticket? I mean, he still has to go through security twice and passport control, even if he was handed someone else's boarding pass. Even if he is on a watch list, he'd need a fake passport and name to get though passport control. Why not kick-out the middle man and just buy the ticket under the new name? Every person included in the chain increases the chance of a leak exponentially.

I think the real reason is that they don't want to waste time screening people twice, espeially if there is a long line outside the airport waiting to get through security.

D Cups
10-07-19, 15:49
QUOTE=Engine Driver;2313998 More confected outrage from the perpetually offended. What next? Safe spaces and trigger warnings? Cotton wool? A hug from your mom?

Here I am thinking that ISG is the last bastion of masculinity where men can go around the world, fuck hookers and say whatever they like. Am I going to self-censor? Nope. I'm going to call it like it is. Some countries are indeed shit holes.

In case you didn't get it, I was paying Ethiopia and India a compliment. Despite their 'situations', they still provide opportunities for women to progress. Air Asia does have many Fillipina pilots.[QUOTE]Right on, brother Driver. I do not discriminate, have many friends of color all over the world but I tire of some people of color making a big deal out their color. To these people I say: get over it. No one wants to hear that bullshit anymore. Meanwhile the American broads, regardless of color, are completely out of control. Undatable. Never happy and fat as a pig. I stopped dating AWs 8 years ago and never looked back. Thousands of handsome, wealthy, educated American men, regardless of color, are doing the same: going to Latin America or Asia where a man can be a man and have his balls sucked to their complete satisfaction instead of having them cut off by the girls of what used to be a great country.

PilotPaul
10-09-19, 09:27
https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/3122Thanks for bring this article to my attention.

I did have a chuckle with "She said their first Manila to Davao flight was manned by all-female crew in celebration of the Women's Month. " I know some things happen monthly for women.

AceKicker
10-29-19, 03:14
Yes, well the first guy could hand his boarding pass to a terrorist waiting outside the building, who climbs on plane and blows everyone up. Its not a stupid rule at all!I don't understand how would that terrorist get past the security check you have to go trough when you re-enter the terminal or the second security check you walk trough when you enter the actual boarding area. But maybe you never been at the airport before so can be hard for you to know how things there work.

Engine Driver
11-14-19, 06:30
30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.

Engine Driver
11-14-19, 07:46
30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.A very learned scholar once asked me a very intelligent and interesting question. If we keep associating with bird brained nincompoops, won't we become bird brained nincompoops as well?

PedroMorales
11-14-19, 09:57
At least the toilets seem to be better than they were after Marcos fell. Is the Internet really big enough to detail all the craziness that makes up the Philippines? I doubt it.

PBtoCobra
11-14-19, 14:50
You say above: "it is not allowed to exit the terminal building anymore once you have completed check-in and issued a boarding pass. I don't understand what kind of stupid shit rule this is".

Yes, well the first guy could hand his boarding pass to a terrorist waiting outside the building, who climbs on plane and blows everyone up. Its not a stupid rule at all!I did exactly this at Davao the other week. Checked into the Qatar Airlines flight to Doha, got my Boarding pass, paid my Airport Fee, and then left the terminal to sit in the cafe outside with my GF, so we could spend the last hour together and then I could hand over any spare Pesos to her. At Davao they do not allow non-travelling passengers into the terminal. Annoying rule, but it is a small terminal and could easily be swamped my people saying goodbye but not actually flying.

Not allowing people out of the terminal could be a real pain at some locations. I did not exit the plane at Clark, the Qatar plane touches down there on the way to Davao.

Blanquiceleste
11-14-19, 15:58
30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.I am absolutely certain that many a monger might have fallen prey to that scam. Maybe that is why she believes it too.

Mr Enternational
11-14-19, 17:08
Besides, you can check in and print your boarding pass before you get to the airport, so it would be easier to hand it to the terrorist at home. Plus you would save money on a Grab.

Kabul Guy
11-15-19, 00:30
..... At Davao they do not allow non-travelling passengers into the terminal. Annoying rule, but it is a small terminal and could easily be swamped my people saying goodbye but not actually flying.
.....It would be a lot more annoying if 15 people came to say good bye to every passenger. Even when they do not let them in, you sometimes see a half dozen with one passenger in the security line.

What I wish they would do is have good services inside the airport, decent place to get a coffee or something to eat would be very nice. How about Bo's or Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf inside the airport?

GDreams
11-15-19, 01:25
30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.It is possible just unlikely. After sex the muscle does not seal and cum can leak out and especially if she is face down can run down the pussy where those swimmers can make a mad dash inside.

Wicked Roger
11-15-19, 06:34
30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.My phrase to them was always to remember "up the bum no babies cum" LOL.

ED I hope you told this lady no poo poo if you take a nice enema first LOL (and BTW I have one in my bag you can use LOL).

Blanquiceleste
11-15-19, 14:58
It is possible just unlikely. After sex the muscle does not seal and cum can leak out and especially if she is face down can run down the pussy where those swimmers can make a mad dash inside.Perhaps some reading up credible sources on human reproduction will help dispel such myths.

Engine Driver
11-15-19, 22:49
My phrase to them was always to remember "up the bum no babies cum" LOL.

ED I hope you told this lady no poo poo if you take a nice enema first LOL (and BTW I have one in my bag you can use LOL).Plumb the depths of stupidity! What a country!

1. Beautiful, hot women never need to take a dump. Ever. (The kind me and WR fuck).

2. Some mongers might have a scat fetish. They get off on seeing their dick covered in shit when the pull out and go straight to ATM. Remember Rocco Siffredi once said "it's only smells" as he forced his shit covered shlong down the throat of a Euro trash porn star.

Engine Driver
11-17-19, 03:56
We certainly don't need another thread called Stupid Pinays in Stupid Land. That's understood. Indeed this whole Philippines board is devoted to describing how stupid the local bush women are and just how smart, wily and rich the foreign mongers are. Money and intelligence are the two most powerful aphrodisiacs known to man. ISG was invented so that smart and rich mongers (in possession of these two power aphrodisiacs) could showcase their talents. They can teach other less intelligent mongers how they use poor, local women for cheap or free sex.

So here I was thinking that I too want to be one of those educated, highly intelligent and rich mongers, quaffing the finest French wines, who use the huge power imbalance to prey upon desperately poor women in shithole countries.

The more I started reading ISG, the more I became convinced that these mongers are firstly not rich at all, largely surviving on meagre pensions. Secondly they are not at all educated with most of them being functionally illiterate, intellectual retards. Some claim to have PHDs, but upon closer examination, these worthless diplomas have been freshly printed at Khao San Road. Thirdly, far from having rock hard abs and looking like Don Draper, most of them are grossly overweight, geriatric pigs with Zimmer frames about to drop dead any minute. Some even go around on mobility scooters with oxygen tanks FFS. Fourthly, they are incredibly stupid. What makes them leave their brains behind on the immigration counter at NAIA and wander around with reckless abandon? So all the people I looked up to as my heroes are nothing but phoneys who need elephant strength Viagra just to be able to pee standing up.

So as a warning to prospective mongers and to get over my disappointment at the level of stupidity on display, it is appropriate that we have a thread dedicated to the stupidity of stupid mongers in the Philippines. Have any of you seen the film "The Rainmaker? Mrs. Black receives a letter whereby the insurance company tells her in writing "You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid!" You can use that phrase a million times a day in the Philippines to describe the actions of stupid foreign mongers.

Just this week on the Philippines board, we have come across at least four cases of mongers being completely and utterly stupid. Don't worry. None of these nincompoops are in serious contention for the Wykeham Chair of Logic at Oxford University.

1. Monger A was in complete awe of MongerB for simply fucking two hookers in one day and then getting a hotel massage. That's it. One by one. Then a massage. You need to say that in your best spastic voice with tongue hanging out for effect. You would have thought this achievement was equivalent to rushing 2,000 yards in an NFL season the way he was carrying on. The last I heard, Monger A was petitioning the Mayor to erect a statue of MongerB on Fields Avenue. Stupid score: 9.

2. MongerC, despite having more than 700 posts asking questions about AC and filling up 48 note books full of useless Philippines mongering information, still doesn't know how the BF system works in AC. Stupid score: 8.

3. MongerD chats up a China Doll at the airport and then believes she is only on a stipend of 8,000 a month from her Korean keeper. Furthermore, he does not invite her up to his room for horizontal refreshment. Stupid score: 6.

4. Philippines has the highest concentration of hookers per square mile than any other country. Knowing this, Monger E wanted to fuck above his station by pursuing educated, middle class pussy. A corporate executive to be precise. Was this a vain attempt to please GE? Was this to meet his intellectual match in Pussy Heaven? This was a completely stupid idea which ended in disaster. Who called who's bluff? Monger or middle class pussy? Stupid score: 9.

John Clayton
11-17-19, 04:35
...I became convinced that these mongers are firstly not rich at all, largely surviving on meagre pensions. Secondly they are not at all educated with most of them being functionally illiterate, intellectual retards. Some claim to have PHDs, but upon closer examination, these worthless... Post a picture of your abs.

Engine Driver
11-17-19, 07:20
Post a picture of your abs.Yeah okay, after my Pinay care giver comes and changes my diaper. She's late. She must be chatting up some horny mongers on the way here.

PedroMorales
11-17-19, 11:46
So here I was thinking that I too want to be one of those educated, highly intelligent and rich mongers, quaffing the finest French wines, who use the huge power imbalance to prey upon desperately poor women in shithole countries..I have my tickets bought for the end of the month and I am looking forward to buying the finest French wines in Mindanao corner stores but I am unsure if it is worth the hassle for a few barebacks. It is not something one can really boast about: flying to the ass end of the world to bonk illiterate paupers and drink French wine out of a cracked coffee cup.

There are really too many stupid mongers, like herds of wildebeest sniffing at the same sets of used panties. They are not necessarily bad men, in the same league as a Pol Pot or Hitler. Outside of a quick thrill, what is the point?

Out of al the tens of thousands of hookers members have bonked or pretended to bonk, what, besides a dose of the clap is the take away message. Many of the hookers are genuinely nice but what of it? There are lots of junkies in Europe who are also nice and deserving and will drop what is left of their panties for the price of a fix.

Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.

Dg8787
11-17-19, 12:48
Dang. I got 2 honorable mentions.

I am honored!

GoodEnough
11-18-19, 00:31
I have my tickets bought for the end of the month and I am looking forward to buying the finest French wines in Mindanao corner stores but I am unsure if it is worth the hassle for a few barebacks. It is not something one can really boast about: flying to the ass end of the world to bonk illiterate paupers and drink French wine out of a cracked coffee cup.

There are really too many stupid mongers, like herds of wildebeest sniffing at the same sets of used panties. They are not necessarily bad men, in the same league as a Pol Pot or Hitler. Outside of a quick thrill, what is the point?
If you come to Davao as part of LE grande tour de Mindanao, drop me a PM and I'll let you know where to buy the wines, and even appropriate glasses, though cracked coffee cups are widely-available for those wanted to sip from a vessel with a handle. If you're interested in a decent Barolo or Valpolicella I could likely also help find a cracked espresso cup from which to drink.

On a more serious note, the woefully naïve mongers I run into here are not "stupid" per se, but hopelessly ingenuous. For many, it's their first real trip outside of the US / Canada / Europe and they become smitten quickly to sweet young things, without understanding the implicit rules. I've also found that it's pointless, even with the best of intentions, to try to explain the rules to them. The response is invariably some variation of: "I know, but my girl is different. " I don't even bother any longer to raise a red flag when I witness the early stages of what I know will ultimately probe to be a train wreck. These guys hear, but they simply refuse to listen. I've simply stopped going to the places where they hang out.

If I were making a first trip here, and my primary intent was to monger, I'the likely avoid Mindanao altogether. I love living in Davao, and I like CDO, but I'm old and I know the rules. There are easily-found treasures it's true in both cities, but both are less in-your-face than Manila, Angeles or even Cebu. The only major advantage would be that the experience is likely to be somewhat cheaper per transaction and the women a bit less jaded. For those with sufficient experience and who grow bored with Luzon and / or Cebu, then it's worth coming, as both Davao and CDO are friendly, safe places with some decent touristy stuff to engage you for a few days, and both offer ample opportunities to monger.

GE.

Dg8787
11-18-19, 01:22
I have my tickets bought for the end of the month and I am looking forward to buying the finest French wines in Mindanao corner stores but I am unsure if it is worth the hassle for a few barebacks. It is not something one can really boast about: flying to the ass end of the world to bonk illiterate paupers and drink French wine out of a cracked coffee cup.

There are really too many stupid mongers, like herds of wildebeest sniffing at the same sets of used panties. They are not necessarily bad men, in the same league as a Pol Pot or Hitler. Outside of a quick thrill, what is the point?

Out of al the tens of thousands of hookers members have bonked or pretended to bonk, what, besides a dose of the clap is the take away message. Many of the hookers are genuinely nice but what of it? There are lots of junkies in Europe who are also nice and deserving and will drop what is left of their panties for the price of a fix.

Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.If you don't know whether to come or not? Venture out of the basement and ask your mother if it is ok or not.

Tip #2. You can bring your own fine vintage boxed wine in your checked in suitcase. Sippy cup optional.

Tip #3. Real cocksmen don't let the thought of old fat stupid mongers cripple their ability to unli boom2.

Best to stay home and drink your boxed grape juice if undecided.

Dg8787
11-18-19, 01:32
CM. Perfect forum for you here. Make it complete.

PedroMorales
11-18-19, 02:16
CM. Perfect forum for you here. Make it complete.You already admitted you were the big joke in the original post. Frankly, I think you tell lies. I have my tickets bought from Europe but it is chump change to me; I have more cash stashed in my house than you would see in five years. One problem with going is the opportunity cost; I am a busy man. I am showing my Davao ticket so you know to stay out of the way if I am around as I don't like Chinamen like you. I don't have a basement. I live in a spacious spread and I am giving away more stuff these days (to make room for more) than you could ever afford to buy. Yesterday I gave away very valuable books, antiques if you will, and tomorrow I give away valuable China but not to China men with penis envy issues. I am too lazy to sell it. I leave you to collect plastic bottles, Chinaman.

People send me PMs scoffing at you and you certainly supply them with plenty of ammunition, which is not surprising, given your ethnicity and your penis envy and height complexes. At least GE made an effort. You have a lot to learn. Which is why this thread has, by your own admission, already highlighted you in 50% of cited cases. Some record, Chinaman.

You also mentioned my mother, whose grave I visited today. That fits you right into "Stupid Mongers in the Philippines". Don't do it again, Chinaman.

As regards wines, I was dealing today with German, English (Austrian (dodgy) and Hungarian whites. You stick to your soy sauce and your bottom of the barrel penis envy fantasies, Chinaman. I will stick to sticking my dick into rich chicks and considering if I should let my tickets go to waste, as I often do.

You prove my point that low end mongers are best avoided. Continue with your uninformed insults and I will factor that in, Chinaman. Now it is late here and a busy day tomorrow. Don't bother me again Chinaman. Go off and iron someone's shirts, Chinaman.

Kabul Guy
11-18-19, 02:55
The stupid mongering thing I see here is some guys will fly in, spend their annual vacation here, spend a year's savings just to get here and get a hotel, will spend lavishly on themselves but then deny the honey that gives them maximum pleasure an extra couple hundred and then brag about it.

You would not treat any other hired service provider the same way, would you hire a guy to paint your house then stiff him for the job? (if your name is not Trump that is.) Would you go to the dentist for a routine cleaning then stiff her for the bill?

Then why fuck the girl out of what you agree to pay her after you fuck her pussy? I realize that with a hardened pro, she only sees you as a source of income and she will not thank you too much for the full agreed upon payment, but what about the regular girl, just trying to get a few pesos to help with the rent and food? Just because she might be too shy to ask is no reason not to slip her some reasonable "taxi money".

One thing to think about, you don't follow through and pay the pro, is that she has some resources that you cannot imagine. Next night you take her friend home and then 30 seconds after she leaves the cops are at your door and immediately look at the side of the bed where she was and find a small quantity of drugs.

Bet that will cost you a lot more than the few hundred you saved by not paying the agreed upon price.

I am not saying to throw your money around and spend more than the going rate, that also has negative consequences for us all, but pay what you agree to pay, perhaps even a small tip and that will have positive implications for you and for all of us.

Sxxxx
11-18-19, 10:54
Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.That is the problem many of us face. We need someone like Chocha Monger to answer it, I think.

Sxxxx
11-18-19, 10:58
The fact is, the girls are stupid and we are stupid.

We are made for each other.

Don't fight it, enjoy it!

PBtoCobra
11-18-19, 11:01
It would be a lot more annoying if 15 people came to say good bye to every passenger. Even when they do not let them in, you sometimes see a half dozen with one passenger in the security line.

What I wish they would do is have good services inside the airport, decent place to get a coffee or something to eat would be very nice. How about Bo's or Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf inside the airport?Even when I left, I had 3 people to see me off LOL!

There is nothing inside the airport on the ground floor. You go up, pay your Exit Tax, go through immigration and then you have a few small cafes. As my GF was not flying, she obviously could not join me there.

So hence I went back outside to a tiny cafe at the end of the taxi line.

I would imagine a nice coffee shop would do reasonably well.

PedroMorales
11-18-19, 18:05
Stupid score: 9.Stupid score: 8.Stupid score: 6. 4. Philippines has the highest concentration of hookers per square mile than any other country. Knowing this, Monger E wanted to fuck above his station by pursuing educ Stupid score: 9.Such a night. Those whites creep up on you, even though most poems are about reds. I like natural and organic.

To the matter in hand. There should be quantifiable ways of predicting monger stupidity.

1. he is a laundry man.

2. he thinks his inked date has class (he, of course, has none).

3. he thinks love is to be found propping up a lamppost.

4. he buys her things.

5. he gives her his FB details.

6. he tries to impress her. Impressing a ho. LOL.

7. he boasts about renting one or more cut price hos.

8. he sees the provider as something more than a provider.

9. .

10.

PilotPaul
11-18-19, 23:14
Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.You are not trying hard enough. Ph offers all of the things that your imagination can offer without it getting into your home soil domain.

Want to fuck a girl upside down in a cupboard, just ask. Want the royal treatment from landing to departure, just ask. Want the girl, her cousins and her mum, just ask.

When I visited Siargao the surfing place, there were filipina that surf and fuck. If that's your thing. There are adventurous girls that love travel and love guys. Just ask. Find the experiences that float your boat.

Your profile and posting history shows you have been monitoring and engaging with the Ph forum. It's time for you to Level Up. Raise your expectations well above your first four bareback encounters.

PP.

Dg8787
11-19-19, 01:09
You already admitted you were the big joke in the original post. Frankly, I think you tell lies. I have my tickets bought from Europe but it is chump change to me; I have more cash stashed in my house than you would see in five years. One problem with going is the opportunity cost; I am a busy man. I am showing my Davao ticket so you know to stay out of the way if I am around as I don't like Chinamen like you. I don't have a basement. I live in a spacious spread and I am giving away more stuff these days (to make room for more) than you could ever afford to buy. Yesterday I gave away very valuable books, antiques if you will, and tomorrow I give away valuable China but not to China men with penis envy issues. I am too lazy to sell it. I leave you to collect plastic bottles, Chinaman.

People send me PMs scoffing at you and you certainly supply them with plenty of ammunition, which is not surprising, given your ethnicity and your penis envy and height complexes. At least GE made an effort. You have a lot to learn. Which is why this thread has, by your own admission, already highlighted you in 50% of cited cases. Some record, Chinaman.

You also mentioned my mother, whose grave I visited today. That fits you right into "Stupid Mongers in the Philippines". Don't do it again, Chinaman.

As regards wines, I was dealing today with German, English (Austrian (dodgy) and Hungarian whites. You stick to your soy sauce and your bottom of the barrel penis envy fantasies, Chinaman. I will stick to sticking my dick into rich chicks and considering if I should let my tickets go to waste, as I often do.

You prove my point that low end mongers are best avoided. Continue with your uninformed insults and I will factor that in, Chinaman. Now it is late here and a busy day tomorrow. Don't bother me again Chinaman. Go off and iron someone's shirts, Chinaman.Pesos you might have. But certainly no class.

Always thought you and CM were one of the same.

PedroMorales
11-19-19, 10:18
You are not trying hard enough. Ph offers all of the things that your imagination can offer without it getting into your home soil domain.

Want to fuck a girl upside down in a cupboard, just ask. Want the royal treatment from landing to departure, just ask. Want the girl, her cousins and her mum, just ask.

When I visited Siargao the surfing place, there were filipina that surf and fuck. If that's your thing. There are adventurous girls that love travel and love guys. Just ask. Find the experiences that float your boat.

Your profile and posting history shows you have been monitoring and engaging with the Ph forum. It's time for you to Level Up. Raise your expectations well above your first four bareback encounters.

PP.Thank you for opining. I have been to the Phils on numerous occasions. I have done the stretched limo thing (but not with a hooker as no crass.) My surfing days are done and, therein, you make a relevant, if implicit point. Young surf birds want to be with young surf guys, not guys who want their 8 hours' sleep and who prefer to pass on the Vitamin V. When we get older, we must change pace, just as Frank Sinatra did with his voice as he got older. I think Botox guys, like that Beatles' chappie, look really awful. Glow old glacefully.

I am gearing up to move into the bocce league and a nice Castello di Neive Barbaresco to round off the day. That, complete with cannoli and a freshly pressed Canali shirt is the wheel of life we must accept. I like going to such things and complaining about "the youth of today".

Here too we can moan about the mongers of today. All I want is to have my penis serviced and to avoid troublesome tlike dlivers and laundly hands. There is something pleasurable in putting my penis into its 10,089th vagina but, at this stage, not much novel about it. Hollywood has only three plots and Pretty Woman is one of them.

I do not want to go to the Phils to find a pint sized bargain basement Pletty Woman, although I could see the funny side of introducing her to my bocce buddies.

This thread is on Stupid Mongers in the Philippines. Maybe like las Vegas or Thailand, it is, at heart, quite simple. If you are a casual player, it is fine. If you think a babe in a brothel is a prize worth striving for, you have already lost the fight. Who knows? They will still be arguing this stuff long after we surf out.

Engine Driver
11-19-19, 23:10
Dear Moderator,

I thought I was the moderator of this thread. How can you keep overriding me? Please explain. Hahahaha.

I like the thread to be free for all. That is, no moderation. Hahahaha.

Kabul Guy
11-19-19, 23:34
I thought of putting this in the stupid monger thread, but I am not sure if the guy was a monger or not. His actions were not directly monger related.

I am sitting in a local restaurant, it is on a side road, paved with some traffic but not on the main highways here. It is just after 8 AM an I am having breakfast.

A fat foreigner pulls up on a bike, I don't know how the 125 CC engine could move all that weight let alone how the shocks supported it. He is obviously drunk, sits down at a table orders 2 beers and two shots. I don't know what his story is and really don't care to find out.

A local government truck pulls up, it is a local dog catching action, they start rounding up a bunch of mutts putting them in a cage that already has a few dogs in it. A local dog owner starts arguing with the guys, the argument escalates and lots of shouting and arms waving.

Great I think, I will see a fight while eating my omelet.

I don't know if the staff called them or they were just passing by but a police car stops. The officers get out, more shouting and arm waving. This is becoming the most interesting breakfast in a while. They are right in front of the restaurant. Blocking the road as the cops stopped right in the middle of the road.

Right in the middle of this, fat foreigner decides to leave, after the beer and shots he can hardly walk, he leaves a blue note on the table and staggers to his bike. The police notice this and the arguments stops as the dog catchers, dog owner and police all stop and watch drunk idiot get on his bike. Or I should say tries, he missed the first couple of attempts.

Finally, he is on the bike, starts it and drives out onto the road, just misses one cop who grabs his arm, pulling him of the bike, bike runs into ditch. Drunk idiot tries to take a swing at the cop. Both cops pile on and deliver a few good hits. Cuffs go on and with the help of the dog catchers the guy gets put into the back of the police car.

Cops leave, dog catchers leave, dog owner notices bike in ditch with keys in it and steals the bike.

It really is more fun in the Philippines.

PedroMorales
11-20-19, 00:40
I thought of putting this in the stupid monger thread, but I am not sure if the guy was a monger or not. His actions were not directly monger related. It really is more fun in the Philippines.If you have it on video, contact https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsE_m2z1NrvF2ImeNWh84mw/featured who would no doubt praise you for following veterans' advice and staying out of the salami factory. You have gone up a notch in my rating.

On a serious culinary note: I find omelettes and black coffee are good choices in dodgy food land. I go to a very dodgy area on a regular basis, usually staying in top hotels but the water can be a killer and I don't like pills. I have actually been caught short on occasion though no fault of my own. I found switching to omelettes and laying off the extras (olives, jams, breads, anything remotely liquid or that has been washed) was a big help. Black tea works well too. An airline hostess I bonk on a regular basis (P4P) tells me never to drink tea or coffee on planes as the water sucks. As regards Pinoy land, "cooks" smoking cigarettes, stoves beside toilets and the mice and rats playing Texas Hold them as the Korean babrs back their favourite furries.

PilotPaul
11-20-19, 02:52
Cops leave, dog catchers leave, dog owner notices bike in ditch with keys in it and steals the bike..Thanks for sharing. You really cannot make that kind of shit up. Classic PH. And the story is just the beginning.

Next chapter.

Fat guy's Filipina wife is called to station. She argues and pays (again) to get him out of trouble.

When his life savings are depleted she leaves him.

Nice Guy 99
11-20-19, 18:57
Cops leave, dog catchers leave, dog owner notices bike in ditch with keys in it and steals the bike.
Classic! (needs ten more characters to post. Sigh).

Kabul Guy
11-20-19, 22:54
...

On a serious culinary note: I find omelettes and black coffee are good choices in dodgy food land. I go to a very dodgy area on a regular basis, .....Good rule of thumb, if you get it hot, eat it while still hot you will be OK.

I am either very lucky or have a cast iron gut, but the only time I was really sick from eating in a restaurant was at a Best Western in Minot ND more than 30 years ago. That includes time in many years in post conflict zones (it was called a post conflict zone but at one time had well over 100,000 troops in it) and countries specifically referred to by the POTUS as "shithole" countries.

Kabul Guy
11-20-19, 23:19
Thanks for sharing. You really cannot make that kind of shit up. Classic PH. And the story is just the beginning.

Next chapter.

Fat guy's Filipina wife is called to station. She argues and pays (again) to get him out of trouble.

When his life savings are depleted she leaves him.Alternate ending.

He was drink at 8 AM because he was broke and she had already left him, he found out when he came home and found her fucking the trike driver and the blue note he left on the bar was his last peso.

Too bad he doesn't have a bike to sell for airfare home any more.

Kabul Guy
11-20-19, 23:40
If you have it on video, contact https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsE_m2z1NrvF2ImeNWh84mw/featured who would no doubt praise you for following veterans' advice and staying out of the salami factory. You have gone up a notch in my rating.

....I just watched a couple of those video's.

I like the Rules of Stupid.

Don't go stupid places.

Where there are stupid people.

At stupid times.

Something I have tried to follow but it was nicely and succinctly stated.

It really applies in this country where stupid places and stupid people abound and stupid times expand to fill a large part of the day.

If stupid shit like I watched can happen in a rural area of a sleepy province at 8 AM, you really need to be very careful after the bars close in a major city. The incident ended relatively peacefully, the cops were armed but no guns came into play. All it would have taken would have been the fat fuck trying to grab or a cop believing that he was trying to grab a gun and the fecal material would have hit the rotating air moving device.

Watching a guy get a couple well deserved shots with a night stick is one thing, watching someone getting a couple shots of 9 mm is something I really do not want to see again.

Engine Driver
11-21-19, 01:57
Good rule of thumb, if you get it hot, eat it while still hot you will be OK.

I am either very lucky or have a cast iron gut, but the only time I was really sick from eating in a restaurant was at a Best Western in Minot ND more than 30 years ago. That includes time in many years in post conflict zones (it was called a post conflict zone but at one time had well over 100,000 troops in it) and countries specifically referred to by the POTUS as "shithole" countries.Those Flips in the kitchen can't fuck up black coffee too badly. The boiling water will kill most of the bugs.

GE must be a very patient man to run a Michelin starred, fine dining French restaurant in that backwater in Mindanao. Even teaching the workers to starch and fold white linen napkins would send me nuts.

Kabul Guy
11-21-19, 20:38
Those Flips in the kitchen can't fuck up black coffee too badly. The boiling water will kill most of the bugs.

....The can, they use instant coffee. Why in a counry that actually grows pretty good coffee, is a good cup of the stuff hard to get and pretty expensive. Coffee costs more than a beer WTF?

PilotPaul
11-22-19, 01:58
Coffee costs more than a beer WTF?You do know that's why Ph is popular. No sin taxes.

I'm a coffee snob professional. I don't think that PH grows an significant amount of reputable coffee. They have.

The rainfall. Check.

The poverty. Check.

But not the. Altitude.

PP.

NewInPune
11-22-19, 06:49
Please do not post such pics on this forum. These are little kids and this is an adult forum.

I request the moderator to please delete this post too.


This chick asked me if I wanted to have a free circumcision done at the open day at her barangay. I looked it up and it seems like a carnival. I wonder if the pagpag seller collects all the foreskins to roast into delicious crackling? The pinoys have tiny micro dicks, so I hope the nurse takes care with the knife!

Engine Driver
11-22-19, 10:44
Please do not post such pics on this forum. These are little kids and this is an adult forum.

I request the moderator to please delete this post too.Oh righteous one.

There is nothing sexual about those photos you fucking idiot. They are general community / medical type pictures which were found freely on the internet. Even blind Freddy could see that. Please go back into the cave where you came from.

It's like bare breasted PNG women. There is nothing sexual about them. We studied PNG in school and those bare breasts were in elementary school text books.

I should cross refer your post to the Stupid Mongers in the Philippines thread. You definitely take this week's award for being the most stupid monger by a long way.

PedroMorales
11-22-19, 11:19
The can, they use instant coffee. Why in a counry that actually grows pretty good coffee, is a good cup of the stuff hard to get and pretty expensive. Coffee costs more than a beer WTF?When British and US forces crossed the Rhine in 1945, the Yanks were amazed to see the Brits stop to brew up some tea. The Yanks didn't get it. One always brings one's tea to a gun fight. As someone who yaps about Afghanistan all the time, you should know that. The Taliban lads like their brew. We are not talking about the-Hong Pao Tea, which is a snip $1.2 million a kilo (tell your opium mates to check those prices) or even the more modest PG Tips Diamond Tea Bag, which goes at $15,000 a tea bag.

That brings me to the Philippines, which has no polo (Nigeria does) or even Buzkashi (have you tried it? They generally serve up ready to go junk, though freshly brewed coffee would be widely available for Yanks with $$. Top Japanese hotels make British tea (cheap bags + sugar + milk) avaiialble to touring Brits at about $40 a quick cup. This is in the same bracket as London's famous Dorchster charges for the whole harry Potter works.

The moral of the story is apples and oranges, or tea and coffee if you prefer. The "coffee" on offer suits the clientele, those little combination bags, where coffee, sugar and "cream" are all in the one bag. Not the type of fare the Saudi princes indulge in. I have stayed in places in Angeles where free freshly or not so freshly brewed coffee was on tap but one does not go there for the coffee or tea.

Kabul Guy
11-23-19, 00:33
When British and US forces crossed the Rhine in 1945, the Yanks were amazed to see the Brits stop to brew up some tea. The Yanks didn't get it. One always brings one's tea to a gun fight. As someone who yaps about Afghanistan all the time, you should know that. The Taliban lads like their brew. Actually it was the Brits that were amazed that the Yanks did not stop for tea at the regularly scheduled tea times. Up until that point they still had hope that the Americans had retained some civilized behaviours. One must keep one's standards despite the presence of an armed enemy ready to attack.

The Afghan like chi tea made from loose tea leaves, it is actually pretty good but they ruin it with excessive sugar sometimes.


The moral of the story is apples and oranges, or tea and coffee if you prefer. The "coffee" on offer suits the clientele, those little combination bags, where coffee, sugar and "cream" are all in the one bag. Not the type of fare the Saudi princes indulge in. I have stayed in places in Angeles where free freshly or not so freshly brewed coffee was on tap but one does not go there for the coffee or tea.I realize that the instant coffee in individual serving packages is what suits the locals, other than the old colonial idea that foreign processed is better than local natural products, I don't see the attraction to that shit. About the only time I actually will drink the stuff is to avoid the caffeine withdraw headache when regular coffee is not available, but I now carry tea bags with me so I can have tea instead of instant coffee.

On a related note, I like Sparkle better than Sprite. Sometimes get a very surprised look from the locals when I ask for Sparkle and when told only Sprite available and I will switch to water or juice.

GoodEnough
11-23-19, 09:10
When British and US forces crossed the Rhine in 1945, the Yanks were amazed to see the Brits stop to brew up some tea. The Yanks didn't get it. One always brings one's tea to a gun fight. As someone who yaps about Afghanistan all the time, you should know that. The Taliban lads like their brew. We are not talking about the-Hong Pao Tea, which is a snip $1.2 million a kilo (tell your opium mates to check those prices) or even the more modest PG Tips Diamond Tea Bag, which goes at $15,000 a tea bag.

That brings me to the Philippines, which has no polo (Nigeria does) or even Buzkashi (have you tried it? They generally serve up ready to go junk, though freshly brewed coffee would be widely available for Yanks with $$. Top Japanese hotels make British tea (cheap bags + sugar + milk) avaiialble to touring Brits at about $40 a quick cup. This is in the same bracket as London's famous Dorchster charges for the whole harry Potter works.

The moral of the story is apples and oranges, or tea and coffee if you prefer. The "coffee" on offer suits the clientele, those little combination bags, where coffee, sugar and "cream" are all in the one bag. Not the type of fare the Saudi princes indulge in. I have stayed in places in Angeles where free freshly or not so freshly brewed coffee was on tap but one does not go there for the coffee or tea.These generalizations, largely about the lack of taste for European flavors, is gradually fading into myth. As more affluent young Filipinos travel more extensively, they return having been influenced—as were Americans in the 60's and 70's—by the culinary practices of other countries. In our small place, for example, we grind beans daily, and serve the coffee in French Press Cafetières. We have loads of sukis (regulars) who love the strong, freshly-brewed coffee, and some come during the late afternoons just to drink that. So yes, the older generation who confuse Nescafé with coffee is still with us, but tastes are changing rapidly, not only with coffee but with wine as well. After years spent living in Paris, wine seems to me an essential aspect of a meal. An increasing number of our younger customers appear to feel the same, and many can distinguish by taste and smell among different types of wine.

Of course, I'm not talking about those who think wine grows in waxed cardboard cartons. But there really is an entire class of younger Filipinos who would laugh at the generalizations.

GE.

PedroMorales
11-23-19, 13:39
These generalizations, largely about the lack of taste for European flavors, is gradually fading into myth. As more affluent young Filipinos travel more extensively, they return having been influencedas were Americans in the 60's and 70'sby the culinary practices of other countries. In our small place, for example, we grind beans daily, and serve the coffee in French Press Cafetires. We have loads of sukis (regulars) who love the strong, freshly-brewed coffee, and some come during the late afternoons just to drink that. So yes, the older generation who confuse Nescaf with coffee is still with us, but tastes are changing rapidly, not only with coffee but with wine as well. After years spent living in Paris, wine seems to me an essential aspect of a meal. An increasing number of our younger customers appear to feel the same, and many can distinguish by taste and smell among different types of wine.Of course, I'm not talking about those who think wine grows in waxed cardboard cartons. But there really is an entire class of younger Filipinos who would laugh at the generalizations.GE.Have you any idea what you are talking about or what I wrote? Tea can be very expensive: ask any Saudi Prince you bump in to there. If you don't do polo with Saudis (or Nigerians), ask Sri Lankans or Indians about how wind, altitude, rain levels etc affect tea and how the Saudis pay fortunes for the cream of the crop. Kabul's response was interesting as once sugar was very expensive (In Henry V111's time) and the Pashtun would not have been swigging it down with their brew. There is a place for such beverages and, no doubt, after a good game of buzkashi or after a day of wasting the guys in the next village, that tea goes down well. I always admired one of your own, Mike Tyson, for going back to his hood mates to drink plum brandy, even though he could afford your prices and the chicks would like his tatts. Next time you are in Pakistan, don't try to do a runner from the taxi as the Pashtun drive them. They do hard building work at 100 degrees in the shade. Try to do them over and you'll be sipping your coffee through a straw. Harder than nails.

Most Pinoys are not Mike Tysons. They do not have the disposable income to afford haute cuisine and to pretend otherwise is self-delusion. The Philippines is the land of balut and badly roasted pork.

That is not to say good wines are not for sale in the Philippines. In Downfall, about the last days of Herr Hitler, when he sits down to dinner in the Führerbunker with the charming Hanna Reitsch, the capable Generaloberst Robert Ritter von Greim and the mad as a March hare Paul Joseph Goebbels, what kind of wine do you imagine was on the table? What wines do you think Mussolini had on tap in his ill-fated Repubblica Sociale Italiana aka Salò Republic, as the net closed in on him? How much appreciation do you think the Wehrmacht soldiers had for the vintage French wines they knocked back during the fall of La Troisième areépublique? Horses for courses.

I have no doubt that President Duterte's chums could slurp Château Lafite-Rothschild off the breasts of a 20 year old hookers even better perhaps than the rest of us. But that is not the point. When you knock about with the Pashtun, drink their sugary teas, pay your taxi fare and don't eye up their women. If you want a baked potato, don't even think of the Philippines but join the Quechua in Peru for la papas. The Quechua say a meal without potatoes is like a life without love and they are right. I prefer Peru as I am a mountain guy and I like mountin' women.

Engine Driver
11-24-19, 06:18
These generalizations, largely about the lack of taste for European flavors, is gradually fading into myth. As more affluent young Filipinos travel more extensively, they return having been influencedas were Americans in the 60's and 70'sby the culinary practices of other countries. In our small place, for example, we grind beans daily, and serve the coffee in French Press Cafetires. We have loads of sukis (regulars) who love the strong, freshly-brewed coffee, and some come during the late afternoons just to drink that. So yes, the older generation who confuse Nescaf with coffee is still with us, but tastes are changing rapidly, not only with coffee but with wine as well. After years spent living in Paris, wine seems to me an essential aspect of a meal. An increasing number of our younger customers appear to feel the same, and many can distinguish by taste and smell among different types of wine.

Of course, I'm not talking about those who think wine grows in waxed cardboard cartons. But there really is an entire class of younger Filipinos who would laugh at the generalizations.

GE.GE, the only person making generalizations is you. People in the back water known as Davao are not erudite Francophiles as you claim. They are just plain, stupid Flips who love eating pork, drinking instant coffee and doing what every other Flip does. The charade that Davao is the culinary and wine capital of the world needs to stop. You should get out and travel a bit more. The world has changed a lot since you retired to that backwater in Mindanao.

PedroMorales
11-25-19, 01:21
I am a dab hand myself in the kitchen, as it happens. I am a particularly good saucier, solid with roasts and au just but weak on fish which is another league. If one knows real chefs or if one has ever had fugu, one learns respect not only for the chef but the implements they use and the cultures, European and North East Asian in the main, that spawn them. Although Chinese restaurants in Paris have Michelin stars, they should really stick to what they are good at.

I remember once, reading about some Himalayan hotel that made the best porridge in India. I thought that was hilarious until I thought about it. If the Indians put their minds to it, they would certainly make porridge fit, if not for a King, at least for Bonnie Prince Charlie (as in Culloden, not the current flake). As regards SE Asia, one wonders if wine belongs there at all. Sauvignon Blanc, with its clean, penetrating acidity, works well, as do Spanish Albariños, or German Rieslings or any good rosé but why bother?

The Philippines is a place of balut, buko and brown-breasted beauties who go bareback. Why pretend otherwise?

GoodEnough
11-25-19, 11:45
GE, the only person making generalizations is you. People in the back water known as Davao are not erudite Francophiles as you claim. They are just plain, stupid Flips who love eating pork, drinking instant coffee and doing what every other Flip does. The charade that Davao is the culinary and wine capital of the world needs to stop. You should get out and travel a bit more. The world has changed a lot since you retired to that backwater in Mindanao.I can't be bothered to go back and review every post, but I'm reasonably sure I never claimed that Davao residents are "erudite Francophiles,' so this is either clumsy hyperbole or your part or a willful misinterpretation of what I said. As to your racist "plain stupid Flips" comment, it's belied largely by the fact that the only real French restaurant in town usually has to turn people away on weekends since it cannot accommodate all who want to eat there. And as to being the "culinary and wine capital of the world," I never said that or even implied it. I'm guessing you might need to brush up on nuance or work on sharpening your sarcasm.

I'll be in Makati for much of next week, which will give me a chance to visit a couple of my favored French restaurants there, and I look forward to sample some of their reds paired with American angus beef. The last time I was there I had one of the better steak au poivres I've ever eaten in Asia.

GE.

Fast Buck Artist
11-25-19, 14:37
A solid list Aviator.

Having worked there for 2 years in 2009-2011, I have a few items to add to your list:

1. The trash. It's everywhere, So much junk in the rivers you can cross them and not get your feet wet. Worse, the burning trash. The preferred way of disposing of garbage in flip province is to chuck it into a pile and light up a bonfire. The stench is horrendous as well as very unhealthy.

2. No sidewalks. In any place where they exist, it gets occupied immediately by a tent selling assorted crap. Or it gets turned into a parking lot for scooters. Pedestrians just walk on the road, dodging vehicles.

3. The people. Quantity and quality. Way too darn many of them and the best ones leave the country as fast as they can earn enough pesos to buy a ticket and pay relocation costs.

4. Tribal culture. Filipinos are tribal, meaning they care only for their family and clan, and their plot of land, and give zero fucks about everything outside of it. It's the main reason countries stay in shithole status, this tribalism.

5. Philippine food. As you mentioned, it's crap. There is a reason you don't see any philippine restaurants outside the country. Also expat filipinas who settle in the west tend to blow up in size immediately, cause they keep eating the same Jollibee-style slop but now in western-sized servings.



- the white guy is always expected to pay. This is rule NO. 1. Even you join a dinner with middle class or rich local people; it is always expected that you pay.
- the constant yelling of SIR, SIR, SIR, SIR!!
- girls imitating movie stars and actresses the way the talk about themselves, life, love, friendship etc. Soooo pretending.
- The gruesome morning call of Chicken in every backyard in province.
- Burn-out / black-out. Very prevalent in the provinces.
- Lying. Yes it is a Christian catholic country. Most people go to church. But nobody seems to care about lying.
- Showing up late; expect a date to arrive 1-2 hours late.
- The hassle of getting from the airport; long taxi lines, sweltering hot, no cars etc.
- Road construction; every road junction (province) has an area not filled with concrete. Why not just fill it up to avoid the bumps?
- The terrible food / Jollibee culture. The food is horrendously bad in Phil compared to most other Asian countries. And un-healthy.
- Traffic in Manila; maybe actually 10% better this year, but still some of the worst citys in the world to move around.
- Scams like the airport bullet scams a few years ago, taxi scams etc.
- Mixing Tagalog with English in one sentence; just annoying! Seems like more of a show off.
- Corruption.
- Top 10% of rich people own 90% of all land assets and wealth. There are in fact only two classes: Super rich. And very poor.
- Politicians; 16-17 rich families run the country and provinces; it is more related to a mafia system than actual "free elections".
- Constant battering of Typhoons.
Feel free to add more.

SaltyPete
11-25-19, 15:50
5. Philippine food. As you mentioned, it's crap. There is a reason you don't see any philippine restaurants outside the country. Also expat filipinas who settle in the west tend to blow up in size immediately, cause they keep eating the same Jollibee-style slop but now in western-sized servings.There is actually a Jollibee in London, close to Oxford Street station. But I've only ever seen Filipinos walk in to it. It is their Mecca.

WestCoast1
11-25-19, 15:55
There is actually a Jollibee in London, close to Oxford Street station. But I've only ever seen Filipinos walk in to it. It is their Mecca.There are JBee in LA. They are fairly popular, like Checkers or McDo.

PedroMorales
11-25-19, 17:17
There is actually a Jollibee in London, close to Oxford Street station. But I've only ever seen Filipinos walk in to it. It is their Mecca.Prince Andrew shudda gone there instead of to Pizza Express. No class.

Kabul Guy
11-25-19, 23:29
There are JBee in LA. They are fairly popular, like Checkers or McDo.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_Jollibee_outlets

Over 150 outside of the Philippines.

PedroMorales
11-25-19, 23:55
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_Jollibee_outlets

Over 150 outside of the Philippines.Are in Vietnam. No one is arguing smart Pinoys are not smart. JB could well be the next big thing. McDonalds, KFC with a smile. Pepsi and CocaCola are clones, no different from 1,000,000 other Cola drinks. If JB succeed, good luck to them. But that is al they can commercially produce. I told a lie earlier I forgot to say what fantastic bread I make. Even French chicks love it. My secrets (sic) are good ingredients, time and patience. But I am nowhere near the league of a professional chef as it is not my thing. To me. It is chemistry. Not magic.

SML is not bad. But do not compare it to German, Belgian or Czech beers as that is a fight. This is all horses for courses stuff. The Philippines is crowded and poor so there is no space for haute cuisine. Nor did it have the depth of China or Japan.

Imagine you are stranded on a South Sea islan, with nothing but fish you can spear, coconuts and bare breasted women with boobs bigger than those coconuts. You don't go asking for the wine list. Capiche?

WestCoast1
11-26-19, 03:27
Imagine you are stranded on a South Sea islan, with nothing but fish you can spear, coconuts and bare breasted women with boobs bigger than those coconuts. You don't go asking for the wine list. Capiche?Haha worthy of the ROD?

Engine Driver
11-27-19, 03:51
Sabang has bunch of Western geriatric losers who rely on their measly pensions to get through the week. Most of the homeless people in my country have more pride in their appearance than these useless rascals. Their ration is two SMLs a week. They gather at two places. The Big Apple and the German delicatessen where the girly bars are. I saw one 100 year old American fuckwit yesterday talking about Bitcoins at the deli. At that point I knew I had to get out of there. He was talking like he was some fucking expert in crypto currencies. The fact is that junk is based on hot air and you cannot do any trend analysis as it's not based on anything. Idiot.

I call the Big Apple the Rotten Apple. It is always full of pathetic looking westerners getting drunk every night on cheap beer. The dive instructors are also getting drunk with them each night, thus filing you with confidence that they will be functional the next day when they have to rescue you. It is also full of the most hideous looking freelancers you can find anywhere in the Phils. If any of you mongers see me at Rotten Apple at the age of 98 drinking beer with toothless hookers, please take me around the back and shoot me. You will be doing the world a favour.

Goferring
11-27-19, 08:06
Sabang has bunch of Western geriatric losers who rely on their measly pensions to get through the week. Most of the homeless people in my country have more pride in their appearance than these useless rascals. Their ration is two SMLs a week. They gather at two places. The Big Apple and the German delicatessen where the girly bars are. I saw one 100 year old American fuckwit yesterday talking about Bitcoins at the deli. At that point I knew I had to get out of there. He was talking like he was some fucking expert in crypto currencies. The fact is that junk is based on hot air and you cannot do any trend analysis as it's not based on anything. Idiot.

I call the Big Apple the Rotten Apple. It is always full of pathetic looking westerners getting drunk every night on cheap beer. The dive instructors are also getting drunk with them each night, thus filing you with confidence that they will be functional the next day when they have to rescue you. It is also full of the most hideous looking freelancers you can find anywhere in the Phils. If any of you mongers see me at Rotten Apple at the age of 98 drinking beer with toothless hookers, please take me around the back and shoot me. You will be doing the world a favour.ED,

The Big Apple is actually a fine establishment that had welcomed all gentlemanly behaviours up to and including dropping dead mid stroke in the front bar. I've been away for a few years now but I'm thinking of returning. I've got unfinished business there: 8 square inches remaining of the property where I haven't fucked a girl.

If you want to see old mongers winning at life drop around to Coco Lips. There was / is and old guy with a walking frame who swings by most nights. After 30 or 40 minutes to make it up the 3 entrance steps, he collapses into the couch reserved for him to the doors' immediate right. From there he doesn't / can't move all night. An old duck usually saddles up to him then escorts him back home for the inevitable. How he makes it back up the hill to Jack Daniels without collapsing, I have no idea.

He's my hero. Fuck rusting away in a nursing home waiting to die. Much better to burn out and die of a combination of untreated STDs in some shithole bar in PI.

Enjoy. G.

NewImage
11-27-19, 11:53
ED,
The Big Apple is actually a fine establishment that had welcomed all gentlemanly behaviours up to and including dropping dead mid stroke in the front bar. I've been away for a few years now but I'm thinking of returning. I've got unfinished business there: 8 square inches remaining of the property where I haven't fucked a girl.
If you want to see old mongers winning at life drop around to Coco Lips. There was / is and old guy with a walking frame who swings by most nights. After 30 or 40 minutes to make it up the 3 entrance steps, he collapses into the couch reserved for him to the doors' immediate right. From there he doesn't / can't move all night. An old duck usually saddles up to him then escorts him back home for the inevitable. How he makes it back up the hill to Jack Daniels without collapsing, I have no idea.
He's my hero. Fuck rusting away in a nursing home waiting to die. Much better to burn out and die of a combination of untreated STDs in some shithole bar in PI.
Enjoy. G.Going soon- he goes to JD's for the food, esp the ribs. The Deli gang tried to join the foreign legion but found out bang bang was a better option. Have often wondered about their past. Have spent a few times conversing, generally listening mostly. Yes 4000 BF are a bit steep and pretty boring doing the daytime. Besides diving, diving and diving not much else to do. And yes the Big A is not 5 star but it is edible, a good spot for people watching and mad keen sports fans like their Big Screen TV's. One thing that does p*ss me off is the smoking Koreans esp when all 6 light up after a meal. But you know a 2 min walk, some ok food and drinks, stroll to a bar for some friendly company and a few games of pool, stroll to CCL choose a partner, stroll 2 min back to hotel room where hopefully the service is above standard (not always in Sabang) and off to sleep. Ok for a week, maybe 10 days at a push. Any longer questions have to be asked.

But who am I to judge. James Dean said " Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. ".

PBtoCobra
11-29-19, 12:25
I had a flight from Davao to Cebu booked, to get me in mid afternoon. This was booked 4 months before we needed to fly. A few weeks before they announced a significant schedule change which would have lost us an afternoon and evening in Cebu on a 3 night visit, they gave me a number of options, one of which included a full refund.

When you log onto your booking to try and process a full refund the amount coming back is much less.

The flights were 30 k, and the website refund was 16 K.

So I took the issue with screenshots to email. Again they offered a full refund and confirmed they would do it manually. They failed to meet their timelines for a refund.

Eventually they only refunded about 6 K. So they failed to refund as promised.

I ended up booking flights with AirAsia for much more than the Cebu Pacific, so I am significantly out of pocket.

My advice, either not book with Cebu Pacific or suck up any flight changes. Fortunately I paid by my AMEX card, so they are currently refunding me, but there is the chance that they pull back the refund they have provided.

Wicked Roger
11-29-19, 17:03
I had a flight from Davao to Cebu booked, to get me in mid afternoon. This was booked 4 months before we needed to fly. A few weeks before they announced a significant schedule change which would have lost us an afternoon and evening in Cebu on a 3 night visit, they gave me a number of options, one of which included a full refund.

The flights were 30 k, and the website refund was 16 K.

My advice, either not book with Cebu Pacific or suck up any flight changes. Fortunately I paid by my AMEX card, so they are currently refunding me, but there is the chance that they pull back the refund they have provided.30 k for that flight (2 tickets? Return? Direct flight? Not via Manila?

Can't believe the price as that is a flight I book direct on line for way less. Refunds are a hassle for sure and it ends up minus taxes / charges etc in a refund box that you can access in the next 3 months for other tickets. Never got real cash back just use the refund on other tickets. Many a time CP changed flight, cancelled them and I managed to find my way The only time I got miserable was when I had to cancel a Shanghai flight as I forget to use the refund in time.

But check your prices as one way is PHP 2500 max today with 20 kgs bags or PHP 8000 if you fly via Manila which is plainly stupid.

https://book.cebupacificair.com/Flight/Select?o1=CEB&d1=DVO&o2=&d2=&dd1=2020-11-11&dd2=2020-11-18&r=true&ADT=1&CHD=0&INF=0&inl=0&pos=cebu.ph&culture=&p=

That links says CEB-DVO return air fare is just over PHP 4 k. So how come was 30 k? Lots of family with you? 100 kgs of baggage LOL? Just intrigued as I fly this route and never pay more than 4-6 k depending on when I book (earlier to book is cheaper generally) with 20 kgs of bags.

Jingo10
11-29-19, 21:33
I had a flight from Davao to Cebu booked, to get me in mid afternoon. This was booked 4 months before we needed to fly.I've booked internal flights the day before and never paid anywhere near that much, did you go via an agent?

I try never to fly cebu pathetic as they are always late, but sometimes I've had no choice.

I always use air Asia if possible, even if it is more expensive.

Kabul Guy
11-30-19, 11:49
This one came to me second hand from a Philipino engineer I know.

They were pouring a new concrete slab on a road way. The pour was delayed, on Island Time I guess, and it was dark when the last concrete was placed. As normal they assigned one guy to stay to protect the fresh concrete until it was set.

The guy on guard duty thought that nothing would happen, guess he could not use his GPS to figger out what country he was in, and went home to drink and sleep while getting paid for some overtime pay.

Dumb ass trike driver comes along and drives right into the fresh concrete. He makes it few metres in before he is stuck. From the marks he had gotten some people to help try and push the trike out of the concrete and concrete being concrete was setting up quickly and eventually they had to abandon the trike into the hardened concrete.

When the construction crew comes back, they had to jack hammer the trike out of the concrete, they lifted it out, with a fair bit of concrete still attached and put it in the ditch, of course this bent the wheels and frame a little bit.

Trike driver comes by middle of the afternoon, claims that the trike was stolen while wearing clothes covered in concrete splatter. His buddy collaborates the theft story also still wearing clothes covered in concrete splatter. They want to be paid for the damage on the trike while not admitting to any responsibility for the damage to the concrete. (Which was much more than the trike was worth BTW.).

PBtoCobra
12-02-19, 10:13
30 k for that flight (2 tickets? Return? Direct flight? Not via Manila?

Can't believe the price as that is a flight I book direct on line for way less. Refunds are a hassle for sure and it ends up minus taxes / charges etc in a refund box that you can access in the next 3 months for other tickets. Never got real cash back just use the refund on other tickets. Many a time CP changed flight, cancelled them and I managed to find my way The only time I got miserable was when I had to cancel a Shanghai flight as I forget to use the refund in time.

But check your prices as one way is PHP 2500 max today with 20 kgs bags or PHP 8000 if you fly via Manila which is plainly stupid.

https://book.cebupacificair.com/Flight/Select?o1=CEB&d1=DVO&o2=&d2=&dd1=2020-11-11&dd2=2020-11-18&r=true&ADT=1&CHD=0&INF=0&inl=0&pos=cebu.ph&culture=&p=

That links says CEB-DVO return air fare is just over PHP 4 k. So how come was 30 k? Lots of family with you? 100 kgs of baggage LOL? Just intrigued as I fly this route and never pay more than 4-6 k depending on when I book (earlier to book is cheaper generally) with 20 kgs of bags.There were 5 seats on the booking. This was really a warning to others. CP's Full refund statement was quite frankly a lie. My preference is Air Asia, and that's who got us there on time. Last minute bookings, for 5 was 40 K.

Wicked Roger
12-02-19, 18:29
There were 5 seats on the booking. This was really a warning to others. CP's Full refund statement was quite frankly a lie. My preference is Air Asia, and that's who got us there on time. Last minute bookings, for 5 was 40 K.Makes more sense as you did not say 5 pax. But CPac like many others never make the refund policy clear unless it is like a Ryanair where there is none. But CPac will deduct 'taxes' and a penalty and place it all in a refund account that you must use in 3 months.

Booking last mi ute is pricey as I have experience of this at times.

Tommy Suharto
12-03-19, 00:17
I call the Big Apple the Rotten Apple. It is always full of pathetic looking westerners getting drunk every night on cheap beer. The dive instructors are also getting drunk with them each night, thus filing you with confidence that they will be functional the next day when they have to rescue you. It is also full of the most hideous looking freelancers you can find anywhere in the Phils. If any of you mongers see me at Rotten Apple at the age of 98 drinking beer with toothless hookers, please take me around the back and shoot me. You will be doing the world a favour.Haha. No, stay at the bar. 98 is about the right age to start taking hard drugs. Meth, coke, copious amount of alcohol, a few blues. The harpies will look like stunning mermaids.

Online it does look like a complete shithole.

https://goo.gl/maps/Xyg22EK3kWzchJbu9

I bet there are better diving sites (with chicks) in the Phils?

D Cups
12-03-19, 01:42
Dear Moderator,

I thought I was the moderator of this thread. How can you keep overriding me? Please explain. Hahahaha.

I like the thread to be free for all. That is, no moderation. Hahahaha.Might as well put the nuts in charge of the nuthouse.

Kabul Guy
12-03-19, 22:42
.... But CPac will deduct 'taxes' and a penalty and place it all in a refund account that you must use in 3 months.

.....I had Cebu Pac cancel a flight on me 2018 when that plane overran the runway and got stuck.

They did process a refund against my credit card.

Only took 4 months to do so.

When I have canceled, I get less than half back and it goes into an account that I need to use in 3 months, usually fly again so not an issue. Flights generally cheap enough that losing half a fare to change is not a deal breaker for me.

AussieGaigin
12-03-19, 23:18
One of our local members of parliament has been in the news here lately for his "interest" in young Pinay bar girls.

He even got married to one of them.

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/george-christensen-a-regular-at-philippines-adult-entertainment-bar-manager-20191202-p53g57.html

WestCoast1
12-04-19, 01:03
When I have canceled, I get less than half back and it goes into an account that I need to use in 3 months, usually fly again so not an issue. Flights generally cheap enough that losing half a fare to change is not a deal breaker for me.The 3 months thing. Its an awful 'gotcha' policy, that makes the company look like they care. They are aware that the vast majority of their flying passengers are poor pinoy that can ill afford to take two flights in the same year (much less 90 days). The percentage of their customers who will fly more than once on their airline in 90 days is well under 50%. They are aware that the remaining folk (vast majority) who will not fly within 90 days will forfeit the money. They also know of the the foreigners who fly domestically that the foreigners come and go from the country, and the odds of them needing to fly in CP again within 90 days is small, and they too (unlike KG) will forfeit the money. The policy could (should) be easily 1 year, and like Las Vegas casinos, is geared to be a win-win for the company in the majority of cases.

Kabul Guy
12-04-19, 13:17
One of our local members of parliament has been in the news here lately for his "interest" in young Pinay bar girls.

He even got married to one of them.

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/george-christensen-a-regular-at-philippines-adult-entertainment-bar-manager-20191202-p53g57.htmlAnyone recognize the wife?

PedroMorales
12-06-19, 11:47
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7762893/Man-decapitated-woman-ate-brain-topping-rice-Philippines.html

Who said Pinoys don't have brains? This cannibal just ate some.

Kabul Guy
12-06-19, 23:48
And to think I spent a couple grand USD on all my dive equipment.

Kabul Guy
12-07-19, 23:35
This is extreme.

https://go.tinder.com/j9yxRV3sKSo-Honey%20Fritzie

WestCoast1
12-08-19, 01:03
This is extreme.

https://go.tinder.com/j9yxRV3sKSo-Honey%20FritzieRequires Tinder account.

Kabul Guy
12-08-19, 01:59
Requires Tinder account.For those without Tinder accounts.

Naked Gunz
12-08-19, 02:57
For those without Tinder accounts.From the moment Eve bit the apple, its amazing how the women fucking ruin anything and everything that makes men happy in this short life. Tinder, a hook up site, is full of these girls, short, tall, big (or very big) and small, demanding a "relationship". Take that shit to a dating site! If she is Pinay, she the biggest I have ever seen, though I think JB is making them catch up to USA fatties quickly.

WestCoast1
12-08-19, 07:53
For those without Tinder accounts.You found my ex!

Sxxxx
12-11-19, 21:22
You found my ex!Miss Jollibee 2019!

NewImage
12-18-19, 05:42
Because the mongering in Makati is very different to the mongering in other parts of Manila.Hey ED. So going in 2 days. Staying at St Giles. So what exactly should I expect different from where I been. I mean I know I not go to the clubs cause that will be 10,000 a night. Be f*ed if paying that.

Anything else I should know. Expect to get Flers for 2000 maybe and hang out with the Lb's at café Cubana. LOL.

Any intel would help esp to a business flier like me LOL.

NI.

Engine Driver
12-18-19, 06:59
Hey ED. So going in 2 days. Staying at St Giles. So what exactly should I expect different from where I been. I mean I know I not go to the clubs cause that will be 10,000 a night. Be f*ed if paying that.

Anything else I should know. Expect to get Flers for 2000 maybe and hang out with the Lb's at caf Cubana. LOL.

Any intel would help esp to a business flier like me LOL.

NI.Dear Sir, thank you for giving me the opportunity to assist you with your enquiry. If you are a real business class traveller, then the following travel itinerary would be most suitable.

1. Go into Bottoms Bar on Burgos Street at 9. 00 pm. Walk in like you own the place. Order the waitress to bring the two hottest dancers on stage to you. Buy them both a LD and yourself a coke. Cost is 930 pesos. Take both hotties to the glass cubicle at the back, push their suspender straps aside and start playing and sucking on their tits for a while. Next try a three way DFK. Then bar fine them both. Cost will be 7,800 pesos. Tip the waitress 100 pesos and take them next door for a feed.

2. At Café Cubana next door, order away. Girls will have rice and Filipino shit. You will order Cuban chicken and chips. Girls will have an Apple SML each. You will still drink coke. Cost will be 2,000 pesos.

3. At 11.30 pm, walk both girls to Royal Club. Entry is free for the girls. For you it will be 500 pesos. Then talk to the promotions chick and buy the basic VIP package for 6,000 pesos which will include a 1 litre bottle of top quality vodka. I know you don't drink, but make an exception this time only. We want to send you off with a bang. The three of you will be hugging, kissing and getting drunk. Dance with the chicks.

4. At 2. 00 am, the chicks' two friends from Bottoms Bar will join you to drink your vodka and for the dance party which you are hosting as your farewell to the Philippines. The five of you get totally wasted on vodka and dance the morning away.

5. At 4. 00 am, you leave the club with your two barfines and enter the hotel. Taxi will be 200 pesos. The hotel staff give you a polite nod on your fine choice of companions and address the ladies as ma'am. You tell the girls to go and shower. Since you are a wealthy businessman, the shower in your large executive suite will easily accommodate three people. You shower with them.

6. At 4. 45 am, you realise that you are too drunk and your cock doesn't work. You just DATY both chicks and then the three of you just collapse in your super king size bed and fall asleep.

7. At 1. 00 pm, the three of you wake up and you fuck both chicks. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, FS and COF. One pop is enough for you.

8. You pay each girl her tip of 5,000 pesos, tap them on the ass and tell them to leave.

The total cost of this package Sir will be 27,530 pesos. It will be a night you will never forget. That's what me and Natty Bumpo would do. What about you?

Engine Driver
12-18-19, 12:01
NI, if your budget doesn't extend to 28,000 pesos worth of debauchery, there are many cheaper options available for entertainment in Makati. If only you hadn't blown all your money on a business class seat on Shitsville Airlines, you would be having a much better time hahahah.

1. Plenty of SWs on Burgos for 500 pesos. Feel them up to make sure they are not carrying a weapon hahaha.

2. A massage chick in pink scrubs near the Family Mart will take you upstairs for a rub and tug. Cost will be 1500 pesos.

3. Jerk off to porn in your executive suite. Only thing is that Porn Hub is banned in the Philippines so you will need a VPN. This is free.

NewImage
12-19-19, 04:40
NI, if your budget doesn't extend to 28,000 pesos worth of debauchery, there are many cheaper options available for entertainment in Makati. If only you hadn't blown all your money on a business class seat on Shitsville Airlines, you would be having a much better time hahahah.
1. Plenty of SWs on Burgos for 500 pesos. Feel them up to make sure they are not carrying a weapon hahaha.
2. A massage chick in pink scrubs near the Family Mart will take you upstairs for a rub and tug. Cost will be 1500 pesos.
3. Jerk off to porn in your executive suite. Only thing is that Porn Hub is banned in the Philippines so you will need a VPN. This is free.Thanks ED do appreciate your counsel. Sitting here at Montani haven't had time to digest and dissect your plan for me although the 28,000 does sound exuberant. Over today will contemplate it. When I travel I always carry 2 k extra for emergencies or over spending.

I know you and many don't understand me but I refuse to pay ridiculous amounts for pussy besides (and whether you believe me or not doesn't matter) what I have got for free in the past will prob never outdo the pussy I will get in the future (eg when I was 17 had a 15 yo do a roll eyes back episode when I was lifeguard at swim pool) Yeah I know that was then and this is now and yes maybe I need to get a grip on where I am now and my attractiveness to women but its hard to change your mind set.

Anyway thanks for the advice. I do appreciate it. I know I am not like many other mongers and for both me and the girls that makes life difficult.

NI.
PS I can get Pornhub on my Wifi which they gave me for my room - when I arrived it wasn't working so they gave me a portable router that is sitting on my desk - I can't get Hamster but Pornhub and other sites are available.

Goferring
12-19-19, 05:13
NI, if your budget doesn't extend to 28,000 pesos worth of debauchery, there are many cheaper options available for entertainment in Makati. If only you hadn't blown all your money on a business class seat on Shitsville Airlines, you would be having a much better time hahahah.

1. Plenty of SWs on Burgos for 500 pesos. Feel them up to make sure they are not carrying a weapon hahaha.

2. A massage chick in pink scrubs near the Family Mart will take you upstairs for a rub and tug. Cost will be 1500 pesos.

3. Jerk off to porn in your executive suite. Only thing is that Porn Hub is banned in the Philippines so you will need a VPN. This is free.Everyone is putting forward options as if they are mutually exclusive: AC or Burgos hotties or 500 p streetwalkers. I'd suggest a newbie try everything at least once to see what they like.

Chocha Monger
12-22-19, 13:44
Filipina girlfriend fleeces American boyfriend of 15,000,000 pesos, then kidnaps herself for a ransom of 5,000,000 pesos. Boyfriend says he still loves LBFM and wants to import her to the USA. Proof that there is no hope for pussy-whipped foreigners.

https://news.mb.com.ph/2019/08/11/american-lover-sticks-with-filipina-girlfriend-despite-kidnap-me-hoax-missing-money/

Run Mann
12-22-19, 18:33
Filipina girlfriend fleeces American boyfriend of 15,000,000 pesos, then kidnaps herself for a ransom of 5,000,000 pesos. Boyfriend says he still loves LBFM and wants to import her to the USA. Proof that there is no hope for pussy-whipped foreigners.

https://news.mb.com.ph/2019/08/11/american-lover-sticks-with-filipina-girlfriend-despite-kidnap-me-hoax-missing-money/This is true love, she truly loves his money and he loves being an idiot.

Sammon
12-22-19, 20:44
This is true love, she truly loves his money and he loves being an idiot.He may not be an idiot at all. He was planning on spending rest of his life in Philippines and probably sent all his life's savings to this girl for building a house.

Right now he maybe sweet talking to her to find out where all the money went. If he presses charges and the girl goes to jail there is no way he can hopefully get the money back. Obviously the girl has withdrawn the money and hiding it somewhere. There is no way she spent it all. It is possible she cooked up a plot to steal the money with the help of somebody.

By pretending to forget the whole episode maybe she will tell him where the money is. Once he gets to the bottom of it he can hopefully get the money with the help of the girl. Once if it happens ' Hasta Lavista Baby '.

Dg8787
12-22-19, 20:49
He may not be an idiot at all. He was planning on spending rest of his life in Philippines and probably sent all his life's savings to this girl for building a house.

Right now he maybe sweet talking to her to find out where all the money went. If he presses charges and the girl goes to jail there is no way he can hopefully get the money back. Obviously the girl has withdrawn the money and hiding it somewhere. There is no way she spent it all. It is possible she cooked up a plot to steal the money with the help of somebody.

By pretending to forget the whole episode maybe she will tell him where the money is. Once he gets to the bottom of it he can hopefully get the money with the help of the girl. Once if it happens ' Hasta Lavista Baby '.Meanwhile I am wooing her! For love $ake.

PedroMorales
12-22-19, 21:31
Filipina girlfriend fleeces American boyfriend of 15,000,000 pesos, then kidnaps herself for a ransom of 5,000,000 pesos. Boyfriend says he still loves LBFM and wants to import her to the USA. Proof that there is no hope for pussy-whipped foreigners.

https://news.mb.com.ph/2019/08/11/american-lover-sticks-with-filipina-girlfriend-despite-kidnap-me-hoax-missing-money/"Based on the background investigation, Estomo said the American and the Filipina met in Kuwait in 2015 and immediately fell in love. When the Filipina went back home, the American started sending her money for their savings."

Immediate love. Like instant noodles only more expensive.

Mr Enternational
12-22-19, 21:46
He may not be an idiot at all. He was planning on spending rest of his life in Philippines and probably sent all his life's savings to this girl for building a house.Of course he was an idiot for sending it to her in the first place. Had he not, none of the rest would be necessary. You would be surprised how quick money goes when shopping and gambling. That broad ain't squirreled nothing away. How do folks work so hard and just give it away like that? Love seems to be a drug more powerful than crack and meth put together. I would not kill for it and I definitely would not give away my life savings for it, but evidently a shitload of people would.

Run Mann
12-22-19, 22:56
He may not be an idiot at all. He was planning on spending rest of his life in Philippines and probably sent all his life's savings to this girl for building a house.

Right now he maybe sweet talking to her to find out where all the money went. If he presses charges and the girl goes to jail there is no way he can hopefully get the money back. Obviously the girl has withdrawn the money and hiding it somewhere. There is no way she spent it all. It is possible she cooked up a plot to steal the money with the help of somebody.

By pretending to forget the whole episode maybe she will tell him where the money is. Once he gets to the bottom of it he can hopefully get the money with the help of the girl. Once if it happens ' Hasta Lavista Baby '.You would have to be an eternal optimist to have this take but you're forgetting how calculated and conniving this scammer is. Why would she execute an about face and tell this poor sap anything now or even return any money to him? If anything she will want more from that idiot. The next story we read about this unwitting philanthropist may be his announcement in the obituaries.

WestCoast1
12-23-19, 01:11
Of course he was an idiot for sending it to her in the first place.


Meanwhile I am wooing her! For love $ake.


The next story we read about this unwitting philanthropist may be his announcement in the obituaries.Ha! We are all jaded.

Kabul Guy
12-28-19, 08:09
.... The next story we read about this unwitting philanthropist may be his announcement in the obituaries.Wedding announcement first, then in the obits.

Kabul Guy
12-28-19, 08:16
I got gas today, only one motorcycle in the place when I pulled in and he pulled out as I was getting my tank filled.

Another motorcycle comes in, both guys saw the other and were only going just fast enough to have a bit of stability.

They collided.

Buksida1
12-28-19, 13:52
Dear Sir, thank you for giving me the opportunity to assist you with your enquiry. If you are a real business class traveller, then the following travel itinerary would be most suitable.

1. Go into Bottoms Bar on Burgos Street at 9. 00 pm. Walk in like you own the place. Order the waitress to bring the two hottest dancers on stage to you. Buy them both a LD and yourself a coke. Cost is 930 pesos. Take both hotties to the glass cubicle at the back, push their suspender straps aside and start playing and sucking on their tits for a while. Next try a three way DFK. Then bar fine them both. Cost will be 7,800 pesos. Tip the waitress 100 pesos and take them next door for a feed.

2. At Caf Cubana next door, order away. Girls will have rice and Filipino shit. You will order Cuban chicken and chips. Girls will have an Apple SML each. You will still drink coke. Cost will be 2,000 pesos.

3. At 11.30 pm, walk both girls to Royal Club. Entry is free for the girls. For you it will be 500 pesos. Then talk to the promotions chick and buy the basic VIP package for 6,000 pesos which will include a 1 litre bottle of top quality vodka. I know you don't drink, but make an exception this time only. We want to send you off with a bang. The three of you will be hugging, kissing and getting drunk. Dance with the chicks.Haha ha. Love your style! Too bad that I did not read this a few years ago. I would be worn out by midnight. But very happy and a night to remember! What would you suggest for a similar night out in Bangkok?

AussieGaigin
12-29-19, 10:55
I've seen it mentioned here a few times; I've often what it was about.

https://www.facebook.com/asianboss/videos/392958314634902/

Engine Driver
01-04-20, 10:04
Too bad if you're barebacking and get a blood covered dick.

JasperLaguitao
01-10-20, 02:31
Just a newbie question.

If you pay the bar fine. Do you need to pay the girls after?

And how much usually for the tip.

Cause I know you'll be paying 3 k-4 k for the bar fine already. How much for the girl then after the sex deed? Thanks.

Wicked Roger
01-10-20, 17:05
Just a newbie question.

If you pay the bar fine. Do you need to pay the girls after?

And how much usually for the tip.

Cause I know you'll be paying 3 k-4 k for the bar fine already. How much for the girl then after the sex deed? Thanks.Depends a wide range of factors including girl, bar, how drunk you are, where you are, which city, which bar et see etc.

Best PM me for some details of specific bars and girls by city and also the mamasans who I know that you can speak with to reduce the cost.

Look forward to the PM.

Chocha Monger
01-11-20, 02:36
Just a newbie question.

If you pay the bar fine. Do you need to pay the girls after?

And how much usually for the tip.

Cause I know you'll be paying 3 k-4 k for the bar fine already. How much for the girl then after the sex deed? Thanks.No need to pay the girl after unless you have bros back in the room who want to sex her too. In that case, there will be extra fuck fees per bro.

Engine Driver
01-11-20, 06:04
Just a newbie question.

If you pay the bar fine. Do you need to pay the girls after?

And how much usually for the tip.

Cause I know you'll be paying 3 k-4 k for the bar fine already. How much for the girl then after the sex deed? Thanks.Newbies should spend some time reading the forum. All the information is here. If you are still lost, then please take out a subscription, and send a PM to Sxxxx. He will answer all your queries. Very helpful person.

Engine Driver
01-14-20, 06:52
Very enterprising lady. I'm sure enough mongers would be sending in the cash.

Wicked Roger
01-15-20, 15:45
Very enterprising lady. I'm sure enough mongers would be sending in the cash.Had some cuties asking for help as house in trouble but when I pointed out their place was in Cebu and further south they stopped chatting to me. But am sure some with no real knowledge of geography as they rarely travel outside their home country will feel sorry for them LOL.

JohnIsFun
01-15-20, 20:04
Had some cuties asking for help as house in trouble but when I pointed out their place was in Cebu and further south they stopped chatting to me. But am sure some with no real knowledge of geography as they rarely travel outside their home country will feel sorry for them LOL.That's Philippine for you. Most girls won't hesitate to get a quick buck from you. Last year with the storms a girl I was chatting sent pics of flooded house asking for help. Since this girl seemed to be a working girl I politely refused. I have been caught couple of times. Even if you send money they still move on to the next victim. My first time sending money was to a girl met in Kareoke. After chatting for some time on messenger she asked for rental money as she had list her job. Being new to the country and still learning about the Philipino girls I sent her the rental money. My experience is the girls I have met on PL will at some stage ask to lend money.

But most girls where working or not if they are intimate with you nothing wrong in considering this as gift or pay as you go similar to the mobile plans. Either way as a punter you have to fork out money.

Kabul Guy
01-28-20, 08:50
Was in a store in a Mall and the total was 1,390.

I gave the sales girl a 1,000, a 100 5 x50 and 2 x20 or in other words the exact amount.

She counted it. Then again, then 3 times. Counted very slowly.

Out comes the calculator, she adds it 1000+100+50+50+50+50+50+20+20. About 5 seconds between key presses.

Looks at the displayed total.

Adds it again.

Counts it again.

Adds it a third time, looks at the total, subtracts 1390 from the total. Looks totally confused.

Finally the half watt light bulb turns on, "I received exact amount, Po".

Took about 5 minutes in total to arrive at that conclusion.

Member #4698
01-28-20, 14:26
Was in a store in a Mall and the total was 1,390. I gave the sales girl a 1,000, a 100 5 x50 and 2 x20 or in other words the exact amount. She counted it. Then again, then 3 times. Counted very slowly. Finally the half watt light bulb turns on, "I received exact amount, Po".

Took about 5 minutes in total to arrive at that conclusion.Everything is relative Kabul Guy. Was she attractive? If she was attractive then her low wattage light bulb slowly turning on was charming. If she was unattractive then it was all a pain in the ass. I am assuming she was not very attractive. To avoid these waste of time transactions I always use a credit card to make similar purchases whenever possible. Young people from most countries, including my own, have a hard time with counting and arithmetic. You are definitely "old school" to expect any different. Ha Ha. They also have trouble with reading and writing longhand (cursive).

Kabul Guy
01-28-20, 20:42
Everything is relative Kabul Guy. Was she attractive? If she was attractive then her low wattage light bulb slowly turning on was charming. If she was unattractive then it was all a pain in the ass. I am assuming she was not very attractive. To avoid these waste of time transactions I always use a credit card to make similar purchases whenever possible. Young people from most countries, including my own, have a hard time with counting and arithmetic. You are definitely "old school" to expect any different. Ha Ha. They also have trouble with reading and writing longhand (cursive).She was a fugly so it was a PITA.

Jingo10
01-28-20, 21:02
I find it a bit arrogant knocking the workers in ph. You've been fortunate to have a western education, you don't know whether these girls dropped out of school at early age, the consequences of them getting a cash transaction wrong, them being nervous dealing with cash or being nervous dealing with foreigners.

Regardless they are human beings and you are in their country, but it's upto you how you treat people.

Nice Guy 99
01-28-20, 21:12
I find it a bit arrogant knocking the workers in ph. You've been fortunate to have a western education, you don't know whether these girls dropped out of school at early age, the consequences of them getting a cash transaction wrong, them being nervous dealing with cash or being nervous dealing with foreigners.

Regardless they are human beings and you are in their country, but it's upto you how you treat people.Amen, Jingo.

WestCoast1
01-28-20, 22:44
Was in a store in a Mall and the total was 1,390. SNIP Finally the half watt light bulb turns on, "I received exact amount, Po". Took about 5 minutes in total to arrive at that conclusion.Similar. Cebu McDonalds, Bohol St, next door to the PUV Ayala terminal. 6 am. Looking over the menu above, I asked for the chicken ala king breakfast. The menu showed two prices: p115 for the base foods of chicken, rice, egg (and its picture). Just next to that was a small picture showing inclusion of coffee and hash brown for p130. When I ordered I mentioned the coffee and hash brown. Girl: "Huh?" I pointed to the pic above her head. "Oh. Ok. Any additional sir?" No. "I repeat your order. One Chicken ala King meal with hash brown and coffee". Yes, just like that. I pointed to the menu, and she looked again at the menu. "Total 145 sir". Without thinking (the price was different), I handed her p150 and she gave back p5). When I received the food on a tray a minute later from a different clerk, I realized the price difference. I asked the second clerk: Is this meal the same meal as pictured on that menu? "Yes sir". Cost for this meal? "130 pesos sir". I showed her the receipt of p145. "Yes sir, because you receiving a large coffee". The original girl had not attempted a coffee up-sell. To be fair to any customer, the picture on the menu showing the hash brown and coffee is very small, you would have no idea if that is a regular or large coffee. The first girl heard us talking and walked over. No, ladies I did not order a large coffee. I pointed directly at the menu, twice, that is what I ordered. "Oh yes. I see sir. Sorry po". I asked the first girl if I had asked for a large coffee: "No". Simple mistake on her part, which I can understand. I assumed the girls would do something to remedy the situation, as in offering the p15 differential back, or replace the large coffee with a regular coffee and refund the p15. Nothing. A stare-off. Finally the second girl said again: "Sorry again po". It can be disheartening. I'd like to blame this on cultural difference, but I have seen locals have the same problem over the years of the order being mis-handled or mis-interpreted at the cashier. Have rarely seen this kind of problem in other countries (only on odd or unusually large orders). The entire idea behind giving certain popular meals a picture (and / or a designation such as meal #1, #2, or S1, or Y2) is that there does not need to be discussion of the included items in the meal (drink choice possibly). You receive the pictured meal unless the customer customizes the order differently. To be able to point to the meal requested should take all guess-work from the system.

Dg8787
01-29-20, 07:17
I find it a bit arrogant knocking the workers in ph. You've been fortunate to have a western education, you don't know whether these girls dropped out of school at early age, the consequences of them getting a cash transaction wrong, them being nervous dealing with cash or being nervous dealing with foreigners.

Regardless they are human beings and you are in their country, but it's upto you how you treat people.Most times the western education is worthless in PH. Creating educated useless idiots.

Most PH workers are still 6 month contracted employees, which means you might encounter a new employee without proper training. Most employers will deduct from the employees salary for any cash shortage. One reason why they will take the time to make sure they have counted right.

The other day I was buying apples and oranges from a makeshift sidewalk vendor. It was staffed by 2 kids age 7 and 9. The fruits are priced by the different sizes. As I was putting apples in the bag the kids were counting out loud the cumulative total. 20-40-60, then I tried to goof them up by taking out an apple and placing oranges in the bag, then I would put in different sizes which were priced differently. They each keep up with total as I was making a game of it. I was impressed as I know educated western college grads wouldn't be able to add and and subtract in their head.

There are times when the foreigners are the dumbest ones.

Kabul Guy
01-29-20, 09:36
I find it a bit arrogant knocking the workers in ph. You've been fortunate to have a western education, you don't know whether these girls dropped out of school at early age, the consequences of them getting a cash transaction wrong, them being nervous dealing with cash or being nervous dealing with foreigners.

Regardless they are human beings and you are in their country, but it's upto you how you treat people.I never said anything to her or made and roll eye type of non verbal comment, just here will I openly laugh at her.

Who knows perhaps it was an employment equity program that got her the job. Hire the Stupid.

ForkTruck
01-29-20, 12:20
the consequences of them getting a cash transaction wrong, This week a girl told me she working as a cashier in a mall during Sinulog, the till was 999 pesos short at end of her shift, her pay was docked 999 pesos. This is the equivalent of 3 days pay for her. I asked her if she was angry about being docked, she said no because that is just how it is done and of course if you want to keep the job. Another girl this week told me she had been working in some kind of low level government job last year but had to quit because the time to first pay day was 3 months after the start date and she could not make it. There are many examples of Phili being taking advantage of by their fellow countrymen. Yes, there are many stories framed to scam but plenty of real abuse to go around too.

WestCoast1
01-29-20, 13:21
This week a girl told me she working as a cashier in a mall during Sinulog, the till was 999 pesos short at end of her shift, her pay was docked 999 pesos.Another Board member here relayed this story to me over coffee. One of his regulars works at a bookstore. On her shift she is assigned to stock one area, the stationary (pens, pencils, paper, etc.). On her day off, an expensive item went missing (p1500). The girl (who was not there that day), along with several others who were stocking that area that day, and the security guard were collectively docked the pro-rated amounts from their sweldo. You can get in trouble at work even when you aren't there.

And this Stupid Shit concept applies elsewhere. A co-worker of mine some years back took the day off for his sister's funeral. He informed management ahead of time. He didn't tell anyone else that his estranged sister had passed away. That morning before work, several of his co-workers decided to prank him, they'd brought some helium balloons that were risque and put them on his desk before the work day began. They also messy'd his work area by messing up his desk and filling his trash can to overflowing. Haha. On organizational bigwig showed up, unannounced, and asked for the nickel tour of the facility. A manager (who was not aware the co-worker was gone to a funeral) showed the bigwig around, and they saw the messy work area. The next day the co-worker returned to work, to be disciplined for the risque balloons. Telling management that he was legitimately at a funeral did not work. He got a (meaningless) letter in his work jacket. Great!


Another girl this week told me she had been working in some kind of low level government job last year but had to quit because the time to first pay day was 3 months after the start date and she could not make it. There are many examples of Phili being taking advantage of by their fellow countrymen. Yes, there are many stories framed to scam but plenty of real abuse to go around too.Few years ago one of my province regulars got a city hall (or local government building) for a local government biggie. Her job was to greet visitors and direct them to the appropriate office. How do you like it sweetie? "OK. So easy. I come there. I tell people what office to go. Anyone can do this". Nice. A month later: Enjoying the sweldo sweetie? "Not so. 2 months now no pay. They pay with debit card. Must have bank account BDO to deposit the sweldo with the card. Can not get cash with the card. Will quit maybe. Ride 2 jeeps to here and 2 jeeps to home each day, 28 pesos. Five days is p140. I don't have money to continue. Can you help me make BDO account?" Ba-Jesus! She quit shortly after and never received a peso.

Wicked Roger
01-29-20, 18:01
Another Board member here relayed this story to me over coffee. One of his regulars works at a bookstore. On her shift she is assigned to stock one area, the stationary (pens, pencils, paper, etc.). On her day off, an expensive item went missing (p1500). The girl (who was not there that day), along with several others who were stocking that area that day, and the security guard were collectively docked the pro-rated amounts from their sweldo. You can get in trouble at work even when you aren't there.Another example and a bigger pesos one.

Cutie I know works in sales. A co worker took PHP50000 from a client as a down payment for an event. She lost it / mislaid it or whatever. Despite being on vacation all 5 sales agents lost PHP10 k from their miserably low salary. The manager did not receive a deduction oddly.

Stupid stuff and typical of some firms sadly.

As you said Westie "You can get in trouble at work even when you aren't there".

Goferring
01-29-20, 21:16
There are times when the foreigners are the dumbest ones.+1. Last weekend I bought a $2. 50 sausage sizzle off a charity BBQ here. The adult serving me had to wait for the calculator to make change for $20.

I bought some socks but the 3 pack had one pair missing. The teller could not prorata 2/3 of $15 dollars so I had to go back and find a full pack to buy.

And we say Pinas are stoopid. 😁.

Kabul Guy
01-30-20, 03:14
We have all heard horror stories of workers being deducted for things beyond their control.

I had a regular whose sister worked in a pharmacy, sis received 3 k for 20 out of 21 days straight 10 to 12 hours a day, she could be deducted if she took too long in the bathroom, if she was more than 15 minutes late was docked a full day, if she missed a day was docked 2 days pay.

One of her coworkers gave an incorrect prescription, it was actually the owner / pharmacist who made the mistake but because he had to pay damages he docked her pay completely for over a year to pay for it because it was "her job to correct his mistakes". She took it because they were in a smaller town and she would never work anywhere in that town again if she had objected.

If you do not have any money or power in this place it can be hell on earth, no wonder that the better looking will cash in on their looks to fuck us for 1 to 3 k a night, that is more than a lot of them can make in a month. At some point food in the belly, for the whole family, trumps any moral reservations they may have about fucking for money.

That is also why I tend to be a little more generous, the extra 500 or 1,000 does not mean that much to me, but has allowed me to have a few pretty good and trainable regulars who come with no muss or fuss or drama.

Kabul Guy
01-30-20, 03:15
+1. Last weekend I bought a $2. 50 sausage sizzle off a charity BBQ here. The adult serving me had to wait for the calculator to make change for $20.

I bought some socks but the 3 pack had one pair missing. The teller could not prorata 2/3 of $15 dollars so I had to go back and find a full pack to buy.

And we say Pinas are stoopid. 😁.This was in the USA?

Engine Driver
01-30-20, 03:23
This was in the USA?No, they are a lot smarter in the USA than in Australia.

Goferring
01-30-20, 05:27
This was in the USA?Australia.

Dg8787
01-31-20, 02:58
No, they are a lot smarter in the USA than in Australia.By what and who's standards? LOL.

Stupid shits are in every country. Especially the educated western countries.

Wicked Roger
02-01-20, 04:28
No, they are a lot smarter in the USA than in Australia.They are so smart they voted Trump as president LOL. That's sums up the intelligentsia of the USA.

Aussie has it smart issues but not as bad as USA and not proving every day LOL.

SaltyPete
02-02-20, 15:24
They are so smart they voted Trump as president LOL. That's sums up the intelligentsia of the USA.

Aussie has it smart issues but not as bad as USA and not proving every day LOL.To be fair, Trump lost the popular vote.

Member #4698
02-02-20, 17:35
The truly stupid shit is you guys that can't get over your Trump Derangement Syndrome and your apparent constant need to remind the rest of us of your sorry condition. I suppose you think Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiffshit are examples of individuals with high IQ's and Bernie Sanders & Fauxcahontas are noble, selfless leaders with rational economic plans on how to govern a nation. Give me a friggin' break!


All I can say boys, is you are gonna have to get used to Trump because he is going to be around until 2024. Ha Ha Ha. The joke is on you.

Wicked Roger
02-02-20, 20:01
The truly stupid shit is you guys that can't get over your Trump Derangement Syndrome and your apparent constant need to remind the rest of us of your sorry condition. I suppose you think Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiffshit are examples of individuals with high IQ's and Bernie Sanders & Fauxcahontas are noble, selfless leaders with rational economic plans on how to govern a nation. Give me a friggin' break!


All I can say boys, is you are gonna have to get used to Trump because he is going to be around until 2024. Ha Ha Ha. The joke is on you.LOL.

Not me am not American, I watch from the side and wonder what those who voted for him think. I suppose like you NB think their grandma is their lover, you like someone who is lying every day to the public and acting like a dictator while the real dictators (Putin and Xi) must be having a great laugh about. His greatest achievement is polarizing the USA, making it to be the idiot of the free world all of which is good for your arch enemies LOL.

But I will let you discuss and decide that with other hicks in the Appalachians and Ozarks when the time comes LOL.

AussieGaigin
02-02-20, 22:52
They are so smart they voted Trump as president LOL. That's sums up the intelligentsia of the USA.

Aussie has it smart issues but not as bad as USA and not proving every day LOL.I think I would rather have Trump as Prime Minister of Australia than the useless lot we have had here over the last few years. And I am not praising Trump.

Member #4698
02-03-20, 00:05
You make my point Wicked Roger and that is we should not bring politics into this forum. You and I are a perfect example. We have never had a cross word or disagreement, yet if either one of us should bring our left / right politics into the conversation, we both could go nuclear in a few words or sentences. Current politics is just too damn divisive. You think its Trump's fault. I think it is the Socialist Left's fault. Nothing good can come from this discussion / argument. No minds are going to change. That is why it doesn't belong here. We should leave it at that and remain friendly.

ForkTruck
02-03-20, 07:54
No minds are going to change. That is why it doesn't belong here. We should leave it at that and remain friendly.Amen brother!

EihTooms
02-03-20, 08:53
The truly stupid shit is you guys that can't get over your Trump Derangement Syndrome and your apparent constant need to remind the rest of us of your sorry condition. I suppose you think Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiffshit are examples of individuals with high IQ's and Bernie Sanders & Fauxcahontas are noble, selfless leaders with rational economic plans on how to govern a nation. Give me a friggin' break!


All I can say boys, is you are gonna have to get used to Trump because he is going to be around until 2024. Ha Ha Ha. The joke is on you.Well, Natty, I guess I should have taken that $1 gentleman's bet you proposed (as I recall?) against the USA seeing 3%+ GDP growth for several months after Trump's first and only (thank god) tax/economic "stimulus" legislation was passed back in 2017. I'd be $1 ahead now! LOL.

On the downside, I would have won that $1 in exchange for the same more or less 2% average annual GDP growth we were getting when Trump took office but at an added cost of $2.5 Trillion and counting to the skyrocketing deficit from that legislation (that had been getting reduced), tens of thousands fewer average monthly job gains than we had before and a middling 7.5% average annual gain in the Dow since that bill was passed vs the 25% gain we had in Obama's final year in office. With the inevitable GOP Bear Market Crash in the Dow along the way just a year after it was passed.

Which is why I don't like to consider making side bets for or against U.S. economic expansion for even so much as $1. Bad juju.

Member #4698
02-03-20, 14:02
Well, Natty, I guess I should have taken that $1 gentleman's bet you proposed (as I recall?) against the USA seeing 3%+ GDP growth for several months after Trump's first and only (thank god) tax/economic "stimulus" legislation was passed back in 2017. I'd be $1 ahead now! LOL.

On the downside, I would have won that $1 in exchange for the same more or less 2% average annual GDP growth we were getting when Trump took office but at an added cost of $2.5 Trillion and counting to the skyrocketing deficit from that legislation (that had been getting reduced), tens of thousands fewer average monthly job gains than we had before and a middling 7.5% average annual gain in the Dow since that bill was passed vs the 25% gain we had in Obama's final year in office. With the inevitable GOP Bear Market Crash in the Dow along the way just a year after it was passed.

Which is why I don't like to consider making side bets for or against U.S. economic expansion for even so much as $1. Bad juju.Eihtooms, I hate this political back and forth on the ISGl It makes me feel like Michael Corleone in Godfather 3, "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

Yes, you should have made that Gentleman's bet, but then reminding me that you would have won is almost almost as sweet. NOT! Ha ha. I guess hindsight is 20/20. What neither of us knew at the time I proposed our little wager was that Trump was going to engage in a trade war with China. That took guts and political will. Estimates are that the tariff war lowered US GDP by .75 to 1.00 full point and we still don't know if it was worth it or not. The final stage of the accords is yet to be finalized.

I agree with you that spending is out of control. Apparently it does not matter who is in the White House or who has a majority in Congress. I find it interesting that this matters to you. Maybe there is some hope yet. (ha ha - that's a joke). But the frightening truth is the country (the world) is heading for the big one (a World Wide Depression). The good news, if you can call it that, is that this financial melt down probably won't hit until the mid '30's or 40's. Sadly, our system of governance seems incapable of avoiding it.

So forget about bad juju: Let's make a new wager and party hardy! I will bet you 1 drink at any bar of your choosing in either MNL, BKK, or Pattaya that Trump beats the Democrat Party candidate in 2020.

And this is my final post on US politics. To discuss it further on our favorite sex forum is really Stupid Shit. I won't be "pulled back in" ... again!

Kabul Guy
02-04-20, 02:58
Lets stop the discussion of US politics and go back to grabbing as much pussy as we can.

There are lots of forums out there that are dedicated to discussion of politics, Please take the political discussions there.

Engine Driver
02-09-20, 04:54
No need to pay the girl after unless you have bros back in the room who want to sex her too. In that case, there will be extra fuck fees per bro.CM,

Are you referring to your curry munching friends who like to hide in the bathroom, then shout "surprise" when the hooker comes in? In that case, the fee payable will be 3,000 x the number of hidden curry mongers. Pinay hookers usually don't have a problem with bukkake fantasies, as long as they are not screwed over on the fuck fees. Hahaha.

Rick Rock
03-09-20, 12:55
Nostalgia. Like that old favorite coat that does not fit anymore or has a hole in it. Just don't want to let it go.A more apt analogy would be a delicious restaurant with excellent food and low prices that later started serving dog poop sandwiches at $100 each.

Engine Driver
03-11-20, 07:58
I know there are lots of mongers wondering if they should go to AC to chase hookers. Just follow these precautions.

D Cups
03-12-20, 15:11
A more apt analogy would be a delicious restaurant with excellent food and low prices that later started serving dog poop sandwiches at $100 each.Has it occurred to you, Sir RR, that perhaps the food you eat is your own choice? I mean, why go to places and then bad mouth them for the poor decisions you made? Have you been drinking trainwreck's and reacharound's koolaid? Sheeesh.

Pinaypounder
03-12-20, 20:14
Has it occurred to you, Sir RR, that perhaps the food you eat is your own choice? I mean, why go to places and then bad mouth them for the poor decisions you made? Have you been drinking trainwreck's and reacharound's koolaid? Sheeesh.I will be more succinct, Rick Rock is simply an asshole!

PP.

NapaSlapper
03-13-20, 01:53
Has it occurred to you, Sir RR, that perhaps the food you eat is your own choice? I mean, why go to places and then bad mouth them for the poor decisions you made? Have you been drinking trainwreck's and reacharound's koolaid? Sheeesh.Maybe reading members posts more carefully instead of jumping to ridicule other members with no cause will serve you well.

Rick Rock was purely providing an analogy to what mr International had wrote, not that he had been served dog poop.

Although I fully agree with everyone that claims the food served in most restaurants in Angeles city has got to be some of the worst tasting food the world over, even in the most expensive of Angeles establishments the food is just low quality at high prices.

VictorHugo99
03-13-20, 03:44
Thanks M. Éthe,

I always knew the face to face format was way over emphasized .

Vic.


I know there are lots of mongers wondering if they should go to AC to chase hookers. Just follow these precautions.

SaltyPete
03-13-20, 16:20
I know there are lots of mongers wondering if they should go to AC to chase hookers. Just follow these precautions.Thanks God the Germans figured this shit out!

Engine Driver
03-15-20, 09:49
Maybe reading members posts more carefully instead of jumping to ridicule other members with no cause will serve you well.

Rick Rock was purely providing an analogy to what mr International had wrote, not that he had been served dog poop.

Although I fully agree with everyone that claims the food served in most restaurants in Angeles city has got to be some of the worst tasting food the world over, even in the most expensive of Angeles establishments the food is just low quality at high prices.He was in such a rush to point out Messrs Trainwreck's and Reacharound's koolaid drinking habits, that the comment was neither read nor commented on correctly. That's what happens when you buy PhD diplomas at the print shop on Koa San Road.

Sxxxx
03-15-20, 17:11
He was in such a rush to point out Messrs Trainwreck's and Reacharound's koolaid drinking habits, that the comment was neither read nor commented on correctly. That's what happens when you buy PhD diplomas at the print shop on Koa San Road.Ha ha, good one!

Engine Driver
03-17-20, 07:10
Meanwhile stiffies will find a way to find it and to insert in some young babe.Reading the recent reports, it appears some American mongers prefer overweight, frumpy looking DHs on their way to Singapore. These are the ones that look like brown fridges. 4'8" tall and 4'8" wide.

Dg8787
03-17-20, 21:37
Reading the recent reports, it appears some American mongers prefer overweight, frumpy looking DHs on their way to Singapore. These are the ones that look like brown fridges. 4'8" tall and 4'8" wide.And thumbs up to them for their service.

D Cups
03-18-20, 14:11
Irrespective of the stock market's recent poor performance, a retired Assistant Professors' pension from a two-year, liberal arts community college in some backwater was hardly going to be sufficient to retire on in Dumaguete. Those innocent looking, doe-eyed LBFMs from that coastal town in Negros are actually more wily than you might think. Generations of LBFMs (great grandmother, grandmother, mother) have tutored them well on how to extract the most from their fat, white victims. They know that generations of love-struck fatties, seeking college going sweeties, will pay big money to insert their Viagra infused, two-inch marshmallow cocks into their golden teen pussies. It's a closed market. Don't even think about shorting those sweet LBFMs on their fuck fees. There's nowhere to run from their machete wielding uncles and pimps. It's a closed town. Hahaha.

Retired Assistant Professors in Dumaguete might have to swallow their pride and supplement their meagre incomes somehow, while in country on their SRRVs. Now what skill do they bring? The site of an overweight, pony tailed, banjo playing monger, standing in front of City Mall, busking for a few peso would be a site to see. Comedy gold.I wonder who you are talking about, trainwreck. Please pass my condolences to the poor chap.

D Cups
03-18-20, 14:37
Reading the recent reports, it appears some American mongers prefer overweight, frumpy looking DHs on their way to Singapore. These are the ones that look like brown fridges. 4'8" tall and 4'8" wide.Do pass my condolences to the poor chap, trainwreck. It appears you have some fascination with him because you hang on his every word. Are you enamored by the poor fellow or just jealous?

Engine Driver
03-19-20, 09:31
Do pass my condolences to the poor chap, trainwreck. It appears you have some fascination with him because you hang on his every word. Are you enamored by the poor fellow or just jealous?Cups,

Yes, I am mighty jealous that I was unable to fuck those 45-year old, 4 x 4 x 4 cubic feet DHs which the mongers meet on the plane to Singapore. They also seem to pick up those DHs at the BOI queue in such places as Davao. Next time I am in Davao, I could fuck a few desperate DHs from the BOI line, and then swing past GE's joint for some fine French fare. Hahaha. Cups, you have enjoyed the hospitality of the A-grade hookers I have sent your way and they certainly remember you as the monger, who shall we say, likes a bargain. You got to make that measly Community College pension go the distance. Hahahaha.

D Cups
03-19-20, 23:48
Engine Driver,

Thank you for this confession, trainwreck, and I want to commend you for your creative writing attempt! Not bad for a 5th Grade Graduate whose crowning lifetime achievement is blowing the whistle on a choo choo! ISG fans, these days this delusional Adonis aka ED is relegated to blowing reach around's whistle wink wink in between wolfing down those delicious hot dog poop sandwiches from the big brown refrigerator in his mum's basement (where he lives with reach around). What a life! What a loser! Take it easy, trainwreck, before you blow a valve, too! Hhahahahahha.

D Cups
03-20-20, 16:46
Engine Driver,

Erectile Dysfunction, as I told you before, Miss Claire was certainly not a Grade A hooker. She doesn't even make the Top 100 on my list. But for you you to pimp her out like you did was quite a noble gesture. I wonder, are you supporting her and her quasimoto retarded bastard child? Her stretch marks reportedly stretch all the way to Australia! Cheers, mate!

Wicked Roger
03-21-20, 02:20
Guys,

Stop polluting the thread with your childish FRs as does neither of you and favours.

So you don't like each other so press the Ignore button instead or be childish and immature in the PM?

Who cares if one dislikes the other as are supposed to all like pinay pussy.

D Cups
03-21-20, 14:16
Guys,

Stop polluting the thread with your childish FRs as does neither of you and favours.

So you don't like each other so press the Ignore button instead or be childish and immature in the PM?

Who cares if one dislikes the other as are supposed to all like pinay pussy.Hi WR,

You do realize the title of this thread is Stupid Shit in the Philippines don't you? There is nothing more stupid in the Philippines than ED! Cheers, mate! Yes, let's get back to the pussy.

Goferring
03-21-20, 23:10
Hi WR,

You do realize the title of this thread is Stupid Shit in the Philippines don't you? There is nothing more stupid in the Philippines than ED! Cheers, mate! Personally I love a good cat fight and it's been years since we've had one here.

God knows the only reports we are going to get for a few months are uninformed comments about virus infection rates and whether to panic or not.

So guys, box on. ED, I believe the ball is in your court. 😁 🥊 🤼8205;9794;65039;.

P.S. Who is "Reach Around?" 🤔.

Engine Driver
03-22-20, 00:34
Personally I love a good cat fight and it's been years since we've had one here.

God knows the only reports we are going to get for a few months are uninformed comments about virus infection rates and whether to panic or not.

So guys, box on. ED, I believe the ball is in your court. 😁 🥊 🤼8205;9794;65039;.

P.S. Who is "Reach Around?" 🤔.I'm glad it's keeping you amused Gofer. You are correct. The content is in the right thread for sure. Hahahaha. Not much else to do at this point in time other than to watch re-runs of Trike Patrol, send money to undeserving Pinays in Flipsville and count the number of toilet rolls left.

Reacharoud is the legendary Chocha Monger, who I believe is too afraid to come out of his mom's basement in Detroit at the moment, in case he gets the Chinese Wuhan virus. Given his weak heart and poor respiratory condition, it would not be wise for him to get a dose of the nasty bat flu. Generous mongers are sending him supplies of toilet paper and hand sanitizer so he doesn't have to venture out in the cold.

Chocha Monger
05-02-20, 22:41
This one can be found on the Gold Coast, Queensland.Give it time. With unlimited high fat and sugary foods in The Land O' Plenty, she is going to blow up like a feeder pig to a full-sized hog! The before and after photos will serve as a warning to all mongers considering taking one home. She will blow up even faster when some monger gives her an errant cream pie during BBFSCIP and breeds her, as happens all too often. Hahaha!

Buko Max
05-04-20, 00:20
Give it time. With unlimited high fat and sugary foods in The Land O' Plenty, she is going to blow up like a feeder pig to a full-sized hog! The before and after photos will serve as a warning to all mongers considering taking one home. She will blow up even faster when some monger gives her an errant cream pie during BBFSCIP and breeds her, as happens all too often. Hahaha!You must be speaking from experience.

Dg8787
05-04-20, 00:57
You must be speaking from experience.Of course. CM always speaks and writes from personal experience and knowledge. Best to follow his vast accumulated knowledge.

TurdyCurdyOne
05-04-20, 01:01
From the AC thread. Seemed more appropriate here.

While my living expenses in my province are a bit more each month, girly expenses are the same. Two of my fairly fearful regular girls here (they are lifelong friends) would not leave home, even under GQ rules. However, they knew other less-fearful girls who were willing, and we have a similar situation: One new girl spends 2 or 3 nights weekly, the other new girl spends 1 night and 1 afternoon weekly. Couldn't get much better. All 4 girls are friends. Will need to rotate the first 2 regulars back in when they feel more comfortable getting outside. Lockdown lightened yesterday, a number of shuttered resto's re-opened up around town and in a mall here (takeout only, in-house dining with social distancing coming soon I was told at one of them), and the province told a number of shuttered workers to go back to work. All in, about p70 k per month. I did not lock down in this place by accident.

A live-in GF. Yuck.Since were in the bragging mode, how about a live in g / f 24, gwapa, who works during the day (so I can fuck around when I want), gives part of her salary to help with expenses, never refuses to fuck and is good at it (because I taught her). Rather than rotating hookers who gossip and c*ck block you in the province via the bamboo telegraph? Always available during any BS lockdown and does the housework to boot. Yeah live in sucks.

TurdyCurdyOne
05-04-20, 01:04
Did anyone else watch that phoney Rooshv's video about his born-again conversion? What a phoney. Will post a link on my blog. Religion-the last refuge of scoundrels. What a joke this guy is.

Wicked Roger
05-04-20, 02:21
Since were in the bragging mode, how about a live in g / f 24, gwapa, who works during the day (so I can fuck around when I want), gives part of her salary to help with expenses, never refuses to fuck and is good at it (because I taught her). Rather than rotating hookers who gossip and c*ck block you in the province via the bamboo telegraph? Always available during any BS lockdown and does the housework to boot. Yeah live in sucks.As you are bragging despite many FRs complaining how about you post some photos of the sex machine / toy who is so gwapa we all would love to try.

Photo Gallery is waiting Turd.

WestCoast1
05-04-20, 03:56
Since were in the bragging mode, Was just stating the way it is. The first two weeks of lockdown was pretty bad, then things got considerably better, and it turned out to be just luck.


how about a live in g / f 24,Just a different desire for me, but I applaud your finding it. I prefer girls who come, please and go. By "please", for me, its more than just the nawty, and less than a live-in. Prior to lockdown that meant at most a few days together, or just overnight, to include 'going around' for live band or just staying in for the evening to watch movies. But a few days tops is all I can handle. During lockdown, just some nawty in the afternoon and "G'day, miss", or if overnight some nawty + movies, breakfast, and "G'day, miss". I need my own space during the daytime.


gives part of her salary to help with expenses, OK, I'm bowing down to that one!


Rather than rotating hookers who gossip and c*ck block you in the province via the bamboo telegraph? Ah, I think you are drawing a line that does not exist. Girls in any country do not fall into only two categories: 1) Good girls who are live-ins, and 2) all the rest. They can not all be labeled as 'hookers who gossip and cock-block you in the province'.

TurdyCurdyOne
05-04-20, 09:25
Was just stating the way it is. The first two weeks of lockdown was pretty bad, then things got considerably better, and it turned out to be just luck.

Just a different desire for me, but I applaud your finding it. I prefer girls who come, please and go. By "please", for me, its more than just the nawty, and less than a live-in. Prior to lockdown that meant at most a few days together, or just overnight, to include 'going around' for live band or just staying in for the evening to watch movies. But a few days tops is all I can handle. During lockdown, just some nawty in the afternoon and "G'day, miss", or if overnight some nawty + movies, breakfast, and "G'day, miss". I need my own space during the daytime.

OK, I'm bowing down to that one!

Ah, I think you are drawing a line that does not exist. Girls in any country do not fall into only two categories: 1) Good girls who are live-ins, and 2) all the rest. They can not all be labeled as 'hookers who gossip and cock-block you in the province'.I never claimed my live-in was a "good girl". Good girls generally don't screw old guys like me unless they are getting something extra in return. But since she was a virgin before meeting me, I am her first (probably not her last) and that counts for something. Girls that come in a few nights a week on a rotating basis are just servicing you. If they were in love they would be jealous of each other, usually true for most Filipinas who are extraordinarily jealous and also afraid of other Filipinas. Screwing multiple girls on a rotating basis will get around and will c*ckblock you in the provinces. They look down on stuff like that. It's the Philippine provinces, not Manila and they are very conservative-at least when it comes to public knowledge.

TurdyCurdyOne
05-04-20, 09:30
LOL. Fucking dude. I'm sure he's on the pickup underground group chat on telegram 😂128514;128514;. Link to your blog?Once you see the video you will see that this guy, formerly a woman hating pickup specialist: Find them, F them, Forget them is now claiming to be an orthodox christian with all the bells and whistles. I think he just got tired to trying to make money on his pickup advice and moved home with his parents in D. C. So his new con is that he is a born again Christian. BS.