PDA

View Full Version : Ensenada



Admin
05-09-02, 03:15
Select "Add New Message" to post a message.

BigGuy
09-25-02, 19:35
Was in Ensenada about a month ago. We checked all the strip clubs out, and it seems all the girls were offering it up for a price. The best place to go however, is "Anthony's"!! they had the best looking girls, it was a little more pricey than T.J. but well worth every penny(peso).
Good luck, BIGGUY

Anonymous
11-16-02, 04:25
Another frickin year and another year of Ensenada Events.

Tio Rocky's up to his old tricks and way out off control, as if that really matters south of the border.

This year we plan on covering everything possible and we plan on doing it with an attitude as always.

The 2003 Calendar of Events is up and running for Ensenada.
See: http://ensenada.baja.com/events.html

Tocanon83
11-21-02, 05:56
hey guys i will be heading here in December with the family and will try to get away to practice the hobby, can sombody tell me what the deal is here in Ensenada, is it legal, its my first time in mexico, also are there any incall places, how are the prices, for how long, any help that can be given will be greatly appreciated
thanks

ccorn69

Tocanon83
11-30-02, 05:27
Hey is anybody out there who has more info on ensenada, like i said in my last post im heading down in late december. are there any incall places, if so what are the prices. Hey Big Guy how does Tony's work. Anybody who can give advice and help please do. thanks

Jugador
11-30-02, 22:12
Hi ccorn69,

I hope this gets to you in time, but heres the info.

From what I have read prostitution is legal in Mexico, but is regulated. I believe there is some rule against prostitution in bars or maybe brothels or some such thing, but nobody pays any attention to this regulation. The first time I went into Anthony's and walked past a Cop at the door (I know it was a real cop because he had gun and nobody, but cops walk around with a gun in Mexico not counting drug dealers of course) I actually felt a little more secure. No fear of a raid or some such stupid thing.


The only good place (especially for a newbie) in Ensenada is Anthony's. It's hard not to see Anthony's as you drive into town, just look for the big gorilla on the road next to the bay. Some maps are available at the web site quoted in the post just before yours. Look in the Clubs for Hombres section. Some of the prices are a little out of date, but not too far off.

The bar fine is $14, I think the 30 minute room next door was $12 or maybe $15. The girls range from $60 to $100. The younger they are, the more expensive. Check the photo section here for Ensenada. I took all of these pictures last year and more since, but this site quit accepting new pictures for some reason.

About incall services. When I was registering at the San Nicholas hotel a couple months ago I asked the bell hop if bringing a visitor to my room would be a problem. He immediately countered with "Do you want me to get you a girl?" I said no, but it leads me to think you might have the same results by asking. Incidentally, some hotels are girl friendly and others are not. The Villa Marina is definitely OK, but the hotel just across the street from Anthony's is not. I found this out the hard way one night. I fixed the problem with a bribe, but it sure ran the price of the room up!

Good Hunting!

Jugador
11-30-02, 22:51
I started out the evening at Paris de Noche at about 9pm. (Nov. 13) I had been there once before a few months back and wasn't very impressed, but I wanted to see if I could find a good alternate to Anthony's. I parked on the main tourist drag and was immediately accosted by some guy who thought I needed a guide.

I continued walking quickly down the street, but the guy hung on until I entered Paris de Noche. I finally got away from him by taking a seat at the bar next to one of the working girls. Her name was Jennifer (I'm sure it's spelled differently in Spanish, but that's what it sounded like) and she was one of the dancers. I think she was also available for a hotel visit, but she was very cagey about that and I never directly asked her for a price. She was a little too plush for my taste, but she was fun to talk to and cuddle at the bar with. She asked me if I wanted a lap dance, but I declined. At regular intervals all of the dancers are required on
stage at the same time even if they are sitting with a customer. During one of these times another dancer left the stage a little early and walked directly to me and grabbed my hand to lead me somewhere. I thought she was going to have me dance with her, but she lead me to a small booth and gave me her
sales pitch for a lap dance. She said $15 and I could touch her anyplace. She was very young (maybe 18-20) and pretty and quite small so I decided to play along - after all it was only $15. After she takes the cash away from the booth and returns she then asks for another $$15 for her since the other money was for the bar. I wasn't liking where this was going, but I didn't want to write of the first $15 so I gave in and we got started. At least she was true to her word and I got to touch everywhere I wanted, but I stopped short of getting a finger in. The song didn't last but a few minutes and she says she's done, how about a tip? This time I decline and return to my seat at the bar and Jennifer. This was the type of treatment I expect at a US strip joint and I'm not about to put up with it in Mexico. I won't fall for this trick next time. I ended up buying Jennifer three drinks at $10 each (she admitted that she got $5 each for herself) which is exorbitant, but still it was a nice start to the evening. I asked what the bar fine cost and she said about $20. She said she was from Guadalajara and had been working there for 12 years. I didn't ask her age, but I'm guessing early thirties. I ended up spending almost $70 at Paris de Noche with very limited results.

From there I moved on to the real thing in Ensenada - Anthony's! I arrived at about 10:15 and the crowd was a little thin (because it was a Wednesday) in both girls and mongers. I got a booth on the right and started looking over the girls. Since I don't smoke, I try to avoid smokers so when I spotted a beauty cruising around with a big smile, I was disappointed when she lit up. I moved my attention to another girl who caught my eye who was dancing in front of the stage with her friends. The girl I had noticed earlier had been moving around from table to table chatting with the other girls, but when she landed just a few feet away from my table I realized I wouldn't be able to pass on this beauty just for the sake of cigarette smoke. I invited her to my table and she plopped down next to me pressing up against my side. She spoke limited English, but with my limited Spanish we communicated pretty well. She was from Vera Cruz and was only staying in Ensenada for the night. This was the first time I met a girl at Anthony's that wore glasses. When I pointed this out to her, she insisted in swapping and I as astounded that her prescription worked pretty well for me, I feel almost blind without them. I bought her a drink (the waiter is always Johnny on the spot when a girl sits down at your table) and she asked for a beer - the same as I was drinking. Only $5 here versus the $10 at Paris de Noche. I think the girls here don't get a kickback from the bar. After a few minutes of light conversation she asked me if I dance and I said yes, so we hit the dance floor which was only occupied with working girls. At the end of the song as we were headed back to the table the next song started and she immediately stopped and insisted we stay to dance some more. She was a little wild on the dance floor and I kept trying to keep her from crashing into the other girls. I occasionally saw some of them give her a little look when she grazed by them. After returning to the table I think she brought up the question of going to a hotel, but in truth I don't remember how the subject came up, but the asking price was $80 (I would have paid $100) and no time period was mentioned. After just a few seconds to keep her from thinking I was overly eager I agreed. Still we didn't go immediately as has been the case with previous girls at Anthony's. We stayed in the booth and talked for a while. At one point she mentions that the guy in the next booth was trying to get her to abandon me and join him, but she politely declined. I guess he wasn't too disappointed because he lit her cigarette a few minutes later. We eventually left the bar and drove to my hotel the San Nicholas. This is the second time I have brought girls back here and neither time did the desk clerk give me a problem. Once in the room I asked for a couple of photographs and she complied, but she put on a pose that didn't reflect her true beauty. I think she was making a joke when she asked if I wanted her clothes on or off, but of course I said off. I always find it difficult to tell when they are joking. Something else a little different about her was her desire to be under the blankets instead of on top, said she was a little cold. No problem though as she felt plenty warm to me. We hugged and kissed for a couple of minutes and then she got out the condom and applied it. Then she turned her back to me and we cuddled spoon style with her pressing her body against me. She reached behind her grabbed my penis and pushed it between her legs and then inserted it.
I thought at the time that she was taking it up the rear. We certainly had not discussed this in advance, but if that's what she wanted I wasn't going to complain. After a couple minutes of thrusting I pulled out and she rolled over on top of me and started to ride. So now I'm pretty sure no rear entry was achieved. She was one of the hottest women I've had from Anthony's. It usually takes me quite a while to orgasm and I can tell many of them are more than ready to quit before I am, but Crystal seemed a little disappointed when I finished. Maybe it was an act, but still a nice touch.

I was a little surprised that she didn't take a shower afterward (I offered) before going back to Anthony's, but she said she preferred to do that at home and go to sleep in her bed afterward. I was also surprised that she asked for a tip, although I was going to tip her anyway. I gave her an additional $10 and I drove her back to Anthony's. I have to wonder if that other guy was still waiting for her? I paid $14 for the bar fine, $15 for drinks and $90 for Crystal, a total of $119. Not that much more than at Paris de Noche and the results don't even compare.

Tocanon83
12-04-02, 08:23
Jugador
thanks alot for the info yes i wont be heading there to ensenada until late December actually, I will definetly check out Anthony's, and Ill ask about incalls when I get there, shouldnt be a problem because I speak espanol. but definetly heading to Anthony's.
thanks

ccorn69

PurpleNGold
02-19-03, 01:12
The rates in Ensenada seem sharply higher than TJ. Are the girls better? Better looks? Better service?

Anyone with enough experience in both locales to give a comprehensive comparison?

What about Rosarito? Any action there?

trail
03-29-03, 14:20
Ensenada was a big disappointment after visiting Tijuana. The clubs there were grungy, dark and most of the girls were chubby. Anthony's was an exception, but doesn't start up until 9:00 p.m. or so. Spent a little time in Jacarandas, which was okay - they had a couple of long-legged dancers and the show was sometimes totally nude. Paris de Noche was a real pit. Denny's had several fat girls, and only one decent looking girl. She put on a good show, and since me and a buddy were the only ones at the stage tipping her, she came to join us for a drink after her set. She made it clear that she was available after she got off work - no prices were mentioned, and we didn't take her up on the offer. Went to Anthony's instead.

FunLovingOne
04-18-03, 20:16
First time to Ensenada. A buddy of mine has a boat at the "90 Day Yacht Club". Decided to check out Anthony's having read all the reviews and queried all my friends about everyplace else. Arrived around 9:30pm since all tell me not to go before 9:00pm. Evening started out slow. Lots of "6 rated" girls dancing by the band. A few "7-8" rated chicas sitting in booths together and not mingling well. I am used to Cost Rica where providers have a rugby match trying to get to you first. Even in TJ the girls seem more aggressive at AB for example. So this laid back attitude was not appealing at first. Eight beers and three hours later things got more interesting. All the good looking ones "sitting and waiting" suddenly got more attentive after midnight. I guess they thought they needed to go home with some money in their pockets and it was only Weds. Finally picked out Vicky. 32yo hardbody, enhanced 36d. Agreed on $100 (OK I was drunk and should have insisted on 60-80). Rooms are just around corner about 100 feet. $12 for room and $14 for the "house" to be paid b4 leaving the bar. I told her I wanted to kiss, hug and love and she said "OK". Turned out to be a great experience. DFK, DATY, multiple FS postitions and a well timed fake OG. Almost went for Greek but refrained because she kept telling me "Mi Amor" so I didn't want to break her heart. (I know...but I was drunk).

BTW, all the cruise ships dump tons of LA women in the port. Next time down I may troll for a tourist type and use Anthony's as a backup.


Fun Lover

Dick Johnson
04-28-03, 13:42
just went to ensenada. visited anthony's and was rather disappointed. the women were mostly in their 30s or late 20s. it looked like a laid back adelitas in tj on a very slow day. not many women to choose from. i could not get turned on and passed. there are a few other bars with mexican chicas but i did not check them out since anthony is supposed to be the main one. and

as to the cruise ship dumping l a women, i say don't get your hopes up too high. the cruise ships only stops for half a day and most women and men only go to ensenada for a few hours. unless you are speedy gonzales and can work up some magic in a few hours, your chances of scoring with an l a women is next to zero.

also most women are with their families. you have a better chance at cancun.

James D 2004
04-29-03, 01:32
Dick, so you didn't get anything at all for the trip? Did you release by some other means?

FunLovingOne
05-07-03, 15:57
Going back to Ensenada on May 16th to 18th. Just wondering if anyone has tried any call girl or escort services and could make a recommendation. Girl for late afternoon swim by the hotel pool, dinner (Punta Moro for eating swordfish) and overnight stay (for eating Tuna!) This is kinda fun to do in Costa Rica once during a trip and thought it might be worth a try here too.

Any info as always is greatly appreciated from my esteemed collegues.

Fun Lover

LE Watcher
06-12-03, 06:36
Originally posted by trail
Ensenada was a big disappointment after visiting Tijuana. The clubs there were grungy, dark and most of the girls were chubby. Anthony's was an exception, but doesn't start up until 9:00 p.m. or so. Spent a little time in Jacarandas, which was okay - they had a couple of long-legged dancers and the show was sometimes totally nude. Paris de Noche was a real pit. Denny's had several fat girls, and only one decent looking girl. She put on a good show, and since me and a buddy were the only ones at the stage tipping her, she came to join us for a drink after her set. She made it clear that she was available after she got off work - no prices were mentioned, and we didn't take her up on the offer. Went to Anthony's instead.

My experience with Ensenada is that you have to walk from bar to bar to find a good one. There is always one or two that have some solid 8-9 girls dancing but it seems to change from night to night. Last weekend I hit 7 bars to find the winner. Last month I only needed to visit 3 before the jackpot.

Saw many SW along the track but mostly TS. This seems to be the norm. I keep hearing about the back alley $10 bbbjtc but all I see are trolls and TS.

Jugador
09-23-03, 02:05
this was my first visit to denny’s and i really was not expecting much. i thought to spend enough time to drink a beer and watch some skanky dancers and then on to anthony’s. denny’s is on the corner of the main tourist drag and the zona roja street so i was able to avoid the guantlet of freelance touts and streetwalkers of questionable gender. i bought a beer as i entered and it struck me that the bar was much smaller than i expected. i had read it had a raised stage area for the dancers, but then i realized that the bar was in an l shape with the bar as the short part of the l and the longer part contained the raised stage which had several poles to help the dancers show their stuff. there were only two working girls sitting at the bar, but around the corner a young skinny girl was dancing and there were another three girls sitting along the wall. i was not impressed by any of them. oh well, it pays to keep your expectations low, as i had, so i was not too bummed out about it. i took a seat along the wall and got adjusted to the dark, hot space. this place could really use some air conditioning! the skinny dancer finished her set without taking off her g-string and another chubbier girl got on stage and started her set.

toward the end of the new dancer's first song a small girl with long curly hair came out of the dressing room got a glass of water from the bar and sat down along the wall three or four spaces away from me. i tried to determine if this was the last dancer as seemed likely since she was obviously recovering from some kind of exertion and she seemed to be looking for a slightly cooler place to sit. after watching her for a few minutes i struck up a conversation. unfortunately she understood esentially zero english, but she was very friendly and was willing to work with my limited spanish. she told me that she was 18 and had worked at denny’s for only two weeks. i’m always a little suspicious at hearing this kind of information, but a little while latter another girl came in carrying a birthday cake and called karina over to the bar for hugs. i asked karina whose birthday it was and she replied “yo” without the least bit of deception apparent, so now i really believed her! i asked how she came to be working in denny’s for two weeks before she was 18, but she said 18 was not a requirement. i suspect someone at denny’s decided to take a chance with her being **** to lock her into working there. so i’m still not sure if she will be willing to go to my hotel as some dancers are only there to keep you drinking and buying them drinks. which by the way cost $3.50 for a large shot glass of beer for her, and she collected a ticket for each drink. after buying her three drinks and receiving multiple hugs and suggestive touching i decided she might be willing. i asked her if she could leave with me and she said yes, but only for an hour. she didn’t immediately quote a price, but at my prompting she said “un mil” which goes to show her inexperience as i have never been quoted a price in pesos before. i think $100 is a little steep for this bar, but working girls don’t come any fresher than her so i didn’t bat an eye, but accepted and asked her about the bar fine. she replied $20 which is also higher than it should be, but again i don’t run across gems like her very often. after a short conversation about my hotel – she didn’t recognize the san nicholas and seemed concerned that it might be too far away, but the guy who collected the bar fine cleared that up with her and we left the bar. as we drove away i heard her mutter “verquenza”, but with a smile. yes! shameless!

after parking, while we’re walking into the lobby i think to myself “i hope there’s no problem with the front desk!” she wasn’t carrying anything so i suspect she couldn’t prove her age, but we made it into the elevator without any problems. once in the room she walked around a minute to check things out and went into the bathroom and came out wearing only her g-string and asking for something i didn’t recognize, but something to do with hair. i’m thinking maybe a hairband to tie it up or possibly a cover to keep it from getting wet – i never really figured it out. she says “bañarse” a couple of times and i finally get it that she wants us to shower together. sounds good to me, but first i ask to take a couple of photographs and she put her clothes back on for them. the shower was pretty nice and much appreciated since i know she had had at least one good workout on the dance floor and sticky skin is not very appealing. dried off and on the bed she seemed to be at a loss for how to get started, but no problem for me as i wanted to experience every part of her 5’, 100 pound body. ten minutes of caressing and kissing and i think she has relaxed and warmed up enough to start the main event. she hadn’t mentioned anything about a condom at any point and as a test i acted as though i’m about to penetrate her and she did nothing to disuade me. oh boy, if only i was the suicidal type i would have took her bareback, and god knows i wanted to, but my big head said no!, so i stopped and put it on myself. again a first time experience with a working girl. they usually want to inspect the brand and make sure it is installed properly before starting. i sure wish i spoke spanish fluently enough to have a heart to heart talk to her about protection – hers! i usually have a hard time orgasming while wearing a condom, but not this time. this has to have been one of my top two experiences with a working girl.

overall i'd rate the experience an 9.5 (8.5 for looks and a 10.0 for attitude) and would happily and hopefully go with her again. i’m guessing even if i do see her again, a month or two of experience will change her, but i sure hope not.

Clodbuster
12-01-03, 07:39
Anybody have any up-to-date information about Ensenada? I'm headed there during the Christmas season and was hoping someone might have an update on any of the scene there. I realize that Anthony's is one of the best places, but was hoping for any other good places to check out.

Any info will be appreciated!

Clodbuster

Ozzie
12-06-03, 20:28
I am a regular contributor to boards in CT [Bridgeport] and RI. I am making a West Coast swing during the holidays also. I`m not going to have too many nights out. I can squeeze one out in Ensenada though. From what I have read, I`ll hit Anthony`s when i hit town. If pickings aren`t good, Denny`s looks like a second choice. But are they near? Is it walking distance?

As this other message below me asks, we would appreciate some names, guys. Do you go to a back room or what? I won't have a hotel to bring one back to.

Thanx and Happy Holidays to Jackson, staff, and fellow mongers.

Jugador
12-14-03, 22:29
Ozzie,

I've been going to Ensenada for several years and the scene there doesn't change very much over time so the info I posted earlier is still good I'm sure. Denny's is only one block from Anthony's and can easily and safely be walked. Anthony's has access to short time rooms outside and around the back for about $12 (for 30 minutes) the last time I used them in mid 2002 so the price may have gone up. I don't know how it works at Denny's, but I'm sure they have some kind of short time room available. Stay away from the Men's Club directly across from Anthony's unless you have money to burn and the quality is not any better. There are some other clubs down the street from Denny's, but they are very hit or miss and there are many touts and he/she street walkers to deal with. If you want the exact (or more probably approximately) details do a search for Ensenada Night Life and you should be able to find all of the Men's Clubs listed.

Fishin Fool
01-03-04, 02:42
I had to write this report since it was a crazy way to spend New Years eve.

First off, I was in Ensenada with my Brother and his wife on New years eve. We got to Ensenada around 11:30 pm, and were headed to Papas and beer to party down. The nice local Police stopped us for making an Illigal U-Turn, which was not Illigal, but that is what they said. My sister in-law is mexican, so she argued with the police, and told them to take us to the station. I was half drunk, and they tried to tell us that even though i wasn`t driving, it was the same thing. At the station we waited about half an hour, while all the celebration was going on outside. When we finally got to the part to pay the fine, it was 32 pesos. In dollars it was 3.00. What a waste of time. We finally got to Papas and beer, and it was going off. There was this girl with giant tits dancing all around with different guys, and I told my bro that she was going back to the room with me. I didn`t know if she was working or not. She ended up dancing with me. She told me she was 22 years old, and that her brother owned the bar, which I didn`t believe, but she did know everyone there. Around 2am she said she had to go home, so i told her i wanted her to go back to the room with me. She said to go outside and we would talk about it. I asked her how much she would charge me, and she got all pissed off and said she wasn`t a hooker, and she would see me later. I appologized, and we went to another bar around the corner from there. Again, everyone knew her there too. I was still thinking that she was working, but she wanted to go to my room with me, so away we went. After we got there, she said she had to go, but i told her just to stay and that I would take her home in the morning. She agreed, and we went to the room. The tits were totally awesome, and real. They were giant size too. Bigger than DD`s for sure. She had a nice shaved pussy too, which was real nice. We finally went to sleep around 8 am, and my sister in law woke us up at 11 to go get breakfast. We had another quickee, and then showered and went to breakfast. The funny part was that she wanted to hang out with me all day too. We ended up going to the bar where she said she worked as a bartender, which I didn`t believe either, since it was a strip/hooker bar. She danced in front of me with her top off for about half an hour. I finally told her that I had to go home, so I gave her my phone number and told her to call next week. I know she must have been working, but she did not ask me for a dime at all. Of course I bought her beer and food, but that seemed really cheap for the fun I had all nite and day. It still seems unreal to me, but it was an awesome time. I love the scene in Ensenada as much as I like Tijauana. Of course it is a little different, but your dollar goes alot farther down there. I will report on any return visits coming up!

Harmless
01-10-04, 04:44
I was in Ensenada in mid-December; my stay was definitely not as interesting as Fishin Fool's! However, I did check out Anthony's and Denny's. There's really no comparison between the two; it's apples and oranges. The women of Anthony's are gorgeous, for the most part. I spent some time talking with Cristina, who hails from Mexicali. She offered to come back to my hotel for $60. Foolishly, I declined.

Incidentally, a previous poster had mentioned that Anthony's is on the main street. It's actually one street west (i.e., towards the bay). I scoured for it along Lopez Mateos and kept wondering why I couldn't find the place!

I then headed up the street to Denny's. The place is a strip club. That's probably the one sole advantage it has over Anthony's, is that you have a chance to preview what you might be getting later on. Other than that, there's not a lot to get too excited about. It was Friday night and there were only about half a dozen girls working. I got to see the same dance routines about three times.

At Denny's I got to talking to Yesenia, from Veracruz. She said she was 24 and had two kids - from the looks of her stomach, that sounded about right. She'd be about a 7; she was petite (which I like), with small breasts (like, maybe AA? but was very friendly - there was some heavy kissing and groping in between pieces of conversation. Sidebar - I ordered an inordinate amount of drinks for her. She says they have a quota of drinks they have to get the clients to pay for, and if they fall below the quota their pay is cut in half. Anyone know if there's any truth to this?

Since we were getting along so well I suggested we spend some more time together, outside the club. She agreed to spend the night with me after her shift ended. Since she said she liked me and found me good-looking (well, I'm young and clean-cut, so I suppose that could have been more than mere flattery), she didn't actually set a price; it was left up to me.

Being the absent-minded individual that I am, I'd forgotten to bring condoms, so we didn't go beyond DFK, DATY and handjobs that night. I gave her 100 pesos in the morning for a cab. We spent the next night together as well (condoms on hand this time!), but it was obvious she was exhausted from having worked 15 hours that day - so we slept for a while. Some time after sunrise we started foreplay, followed by intercourse: missionary followed by cowgirl. When she left I again gave her 100 pesos for a cab, and a $20 "gift".

What with all the drinks I bought her I think she cost me more than Cristina from Anthony's would have. For some reason, though, I only consider the experience a semi-P4P, since most of the costs were incidentals. Perhaps I'm delusional, due to a lack of experience? Maybe I need to open my eyes a little wider? Anyone have any input? I'd be more than glad to hear it.

Simple Man
01-16-04, 01:05
I went to a massage parlor called Escorpions the other day. You can get the address and telephone number out of any of the free newspapers in Ensenda. (That's how I found it.) I had saved the ad with the intent of putting the number and address in this report, but I lost it. It is located in the southern part of Ensenada past downtown. I just called on my cell phone and the girls directed me there. (I live in Baja and have a Mexican Cell phone so this wasn't expensive for me.) It is a house on a dirt street in a residential neighborhood there is a sign identifying the establishment on the outside. There were about 7-8 girls on the afternoon I was there all young 18-20 and very friendly. Unfortunately, I did not find any of the girls attractive. YMMV. The house fee is between $35-50 for a massage depending on whether you want bikini, topless or nude. You negotiate full service with the girls after you get to the room. I don't know the asking price as I did not partake. Instead, I went back to TJ had an early dinner at Anthony's and then went to Chicago a location for which there are ample reports.

Noguera
02-12-04, 02:09
I am headed down to Ensenada over the weekend (Friday night the 13th until mid-day Sunday). Can anyone give me advice on where/how to get laid for $50/hr. I really like a full hour as 30 minutes is just too quick. I cannot afford the high-priced spread, but would really like to hook up a couple of times.

Thanks guys!

Merlin Magician
02-22-04, 17:59
Here is info on the "estetica" Escorpione's in Ensenada:

Estética Unisex Escorpions
5 De Febrero 1995
Col. Los Olivos
CP : 23040, La Paz, Baja California Sur
Tel. : ( 612 ) 125.04.10

johnnyj
03-30-04, 02:28
Arrived in Ensenada on Wed. the 17th in the afternoon. Ate some tacos, it was a ghost town. The bar down the stairs S. of Dennys is now closed. Dennys was slow to non-existant until late, tough pickings and quality was low, $40.00 to get out, $10.00 for the bar, could be reduced or dropped if you persisted. Paris was usual dance and rewards show, 1 good looking lady, 2 6's.

Stepped out and the police were thicker than usual, usual crowd out in front of the motel and alley. No interest on my part, but their was play.

Cruised back to hotel, picked up some kaluha and had a couple drinks. Went to Anthonys at 11:00 and things had picked up, not many clients and many seemed to be buying beers for the ladies, not the hotel around the corner. Sat down and nice looking girl dancing with a guy gives me hard stare. She kind of looked like The Nanny- Fran Drescher with curly black hair. I get my drink, she is sitting with guy in booth real close. I catch her looking at me and either she was @#$ing horny or new I wasn't there to stay. She comes over, sits down and we start talking money real quick, for some reason the vibe from the dance floor made me feel she really wanted to fuck and make some money.

I danced a couple times and took her out of their at $80.00 for 2 pops, 14 for anthony and 10 for hotel. Bring your own condoms and save in 2 ways. She takes a shower, comes out and starts kissing my nipples, then she goes down bbj and gets into it. She gets up and slips a condom on it and rides for a second, then wants to suck again, she powers thru it and seems to get off as I came. We played for a little while, then she comes up and wants me to eat her pussy, she smelled good, said I was first of night (Sure). I taste it a little, play with it and she starts to move her hips. So I say what the @#% and start to go at it. She ate it up and proceeded to get loud, nasty and came hard. She grabbed my cock and put it in her mouth and I was a raging hard on. I turned her over and fucked doggy, she was getting loud, people in the other room were laughing about it. She talked dirty, sucked cock great and really liked being fucked.
She proceeded to give me a @#%ing hickey as she came and I did the second time. Awesome fuck, horrible conclusion, hugh bite bruise on my neck when I was laying her hard.

Parted ways and went back to hotel and began immediate ice treatments.

Next day scored 2 at Anthonys that wanted to bruise the other cheek, the first girl wanted to go at it again but I had to test the waters plus no more bruises.

Final conclusion. Town is slow, later in the night brings better quality and anthonys still reins.

ManWithStamina
06-06-04, 04:11
I am heading down to Ensenada for the race. Thought I would check in and see if anything new was here. NOTHING! But, I can offer a help for the dreaded hickey. Besides ice, get some Preperation H hemroidal creme. It shrinks blood vessels. It works, try it.

man

Matiz
07-26-04, 17:06
Just returned from Ensenada, where I stopped in for the afternoon. Deny's/El Pescador is open, although I was told by the bartender that the dancers don't get rolling until 7:30 p.m. or so. Mid-afternoon at Jacaranda's, just east of Deny's, was okay, with about five dancers of varying quality. J's has private booths in the back for lap dances and a special room in the front for FS. Unfortunately, the FS room has only two couches that looked pretty uncomfortable for what I had in mind. Afro-Bar, my long-ago favorite, is still closed. Paris Bar is undergoing a renovation outside. With no A/C, the inside is like an oven. They've set up huge fans to move air, but it really doesn't help. Didn't stay because of the heat.

Tried one dancer from Jacaranda's (Frida) for a private dance ($20). Says she's just arrived from Mexico City. Rubenesque figure with big round D-cups. Lots of touching, but nothing else. One black dancer, obviously from the States considering her English skills, was extremely cute and quite nasty on stage, but hooking up with her would defeat the whole purpose of me visiting Mexico (i.e., something different, like Mexicanas), so I passed.

As usual, little street action. One LSG hung around the dive hotel down from Afro-Bar. Calls herself Paxi. Thirty bucks for FS and ten for the room. It was like having sex in a Swedish sauna, but, given the lack of viable alternatives at that time of the day, I was satisfied. Couldn't stay the evening so never got to Anthony's, where the real gold is mined. Next time, perhaps.

BTW, Ensenada now has four cruise ships a week coming in (Wed., Thur., and two on Sat.), with talk of a fifth being added in the near future. I saw more tourist activity in one afternoon along Lopez Mateos than I've seen in years. Maybe the economy there is turning around.

Eltib
07-31-04, 06:16
Harmless, and all you newbies that go to Ensenada. Anthony's is real easy to spot. Just look for the the big gorilla on top of the building. I'm planning a a return visit. The first in 2 years, in about a couple of weeks. On the corner of Bulavard Lazaro Cardenas and Ave Miramar.

Blitz Dog
08-11-04, 03:02
Well I am from LA and I usually hit Panama for fun, but a friend convinced me to hit mexico. So we took a over night trip. we
Hit Ensenada for the 1st time. Well i have been their 2 times b4 but I came with ready made action (girlfriend). This was my 1st mongoring trip to ensenada. It was an alright spot friday night we hit the spot with the big gorilla on top, rushed a 9 some blond chica, 20 nice body and face, we hit the hotel for some fun and her action was solid. she got off doggie or perrito as she refered to it. (hahaha).

She was a moaner and a screamer (fake or not) it sure was good to hear. Payed $70 girl, $18 house, $10 motel.

We hit some other spots but they were way less quality.

Blitz

The Brick
08-24-04, 05:31
Hi, I want to know who knows about the SW scene in Ensenada?
I am thinking about going down there in a few weeks and will probably be towing a camping trailer to stay in for the few days I have to spend down there.

Anyway rather than leave the truck and trailer somewhere while I sit in a bar or pay for a room with the girl I want to find action that I can take right to my trailer.

What do you guys think, I do not have any experiance in Ensenada, but I do have alot of exp. in Mexico.

Thanks in advance!

Matiz
08-26-04, 20:39
There isn't any SW scene in Ensenada to speak of. You can find the occasional SW milling near Miramar and Lopez Mateos, around the Paris or Jacaranda clubs, but it's the exception rather than the rule. Further east on Miramar you may find a couple more SWs, but you're more likely to find drug dealers and TV/TSs.

The problem is that Ensenada has no separate zona rosa, and the clubs like Anthony's and Jacarandas and Paris are right smack in the middle of the tourist area on Lopez Mateos, so they try to be discrete and keep a relatively low profile. Drugged out SW's soliciting in miniskirts in full view of June and Ward Cleaver, not to mention Wally and the Beave, don't do much for the cruise ship trade in Ensenada. As a result, there are few if any visible SW's hanging out in those areas.

Anthony's (the place with the gorilla out front) is ground zero for finding attractive chicas in Ensenada. It will cost you between $60-100 for the girl, plus the bar fine, to get her out door. Normally, the Anthony's girls are okay with coming to a customer's hotel room, but most of the tourist hotels are only a couple of blocks from A's, so it's relatively safe for them. I don't know how they'd feel about heading out to a trailer in a campground.

Minus Man
09-11-04, 00:26
After a recent trip to the Ensenada manfacturing companies, that my company sent me on, I drove and stopped in downtown on my way there, the down side is was before noon. Anthony's was dead, but Deny's had a wonderful treat in store.

Tami, slightly darker skin, mid 20's, curly hair, slim build. No tat's, maybe 1 kid, but ut was hard to tell. No piercings. Newer to the scene, because she was the only person in the place at such an early time in the day. I quickly gabbed her up, went next door, past the now closed strip club, paid 10 for the room and 30 for a wonderful tandem shower, lil' BBBJ, with doggy then BBBJTC-CIM.

Asked her when she'd be there again, said 2-3 the next day and damn if she wasn't there again. Grabbed her up, she remembed my name, points right there, next door once again, paid double, $20 for an hour, and had a wonderful GFE time. Shower, Mish, cowgirl, and an incredible HJ-BJ CIM finish. Total - $90 for two days. Not bad since I drove down, met people, stayed someplace that didn't afford me a nighttime visit and returned on the way out of town.

Plan on returning soon, more business to handle, plus some R&R.

Nite_Runner
09-18-04, 04:08
Fellow monger's -

What does it take to drive over the border in a rental car via TJ? I am considering driving down to Ensenada over Cmas and would like to know what documents I will need to get across with a rental car. Having lived in SD for a number of years (a long time ago) - I will spend a few dollars and buy mexican insurance for the duration of my trip...

Many thanks for the help in advance...

n_r

Socal Dragon
09-20-04, 20:20
nite_runner,

Most of the car rental companies do not allow thier cars to be taken into a foreign country. So you should check to make sure they allow it.

The other thing is just to do it, and hope for the best.

SD

Latin Lover
09-22-04, 22:17
Nite_runner,

I've rented a vehicle from Hertz, about a year ago, and driven into TJ. I asked around and it seems Hertz is the only rental company that will let you drive the vehicle into Mexico (within 50/60 miles of the border). They charged a little extra and had to purchase the mexican insurance.

Good Luck.

LL

Botmfeedr
10-12-04, 20:25
Wednesday 10/7

I decided to walk around a little more this trip and talked to a guy on the street who saw me observing the local "wildlife" in it's habitat (motel balcony). He asked if I was looking for a chica and I said yes.

We taked about the girl I was watching and he said she was available and I asked about others and he pointed across the street to a bar " El 13 Negra ". We walked inside and I bought us a couple of beers. He told me all the girls were available. I looked around an noticed most patrons were locals and the selection was slim at best about 5 girls working.

Finished my beer and struck up a conversation with a nice looking chica with small perky breasts. She quoted me $50 for 2 hours next door. Well, this is quite a change from the prices at Anthony's but, I still had to maintain my negotiating skills.

I was able to get her down to $40 and take her back to my hotel room. Great service, she spoke no english so negotiating took some time but well worth it. BTW after first pop she never tried to leave or make up any excuses. Stayed the whole 2 hours. Tipped $15. Went back on Thursday 10/8 only 4 girls working . I wanted to pick up the same girl and another for my friend but wasn't interested in the selection.

Oh well there's allway's "Next trip".

Botmfeedr
10-12-04, 20:47
Thursday 10/8

I went to Anthony's with my friend. Lots of girls working that night usual hot selection but after my experience the night before at "El 13 Negra" I just did not feel like spending $100 for a 1/2 hour. My friend negotiated a deal with a beautiful young girl for $80 so I waited for him to return.

The whole time I was there an older gal was sitting in front of me nice body (7), face (5). After my friend left with the young girl the older gal moved over to our table because she was cold sitting in front of the side door.

Well we started talking and her name is Gloria. She had a great attitude and we had a good conversation. After a while I asked her how much she charged and she quoted $60, +$18 barfine and $12 room fee. I asked how much for toda la noche she quoted $150 + barfine. Well when my friend came back I decided to give her a try. I asked her "$50 for 1 hour in my hotel" and she agreed.

I paid the barfine (negotiated to $15) and we left. She drove us to my hotel in her car and we went inside. I undressed and we had a great time I got her off 3 times before I did and she was really happy. She stayed 3.5 hours and I paid $50 + barfine. I did not pay anything until she was leaving and even then she did not count the money, I included a $15 tip.

Great trip.

Clodbuster
11-30-04, 06:04
I'm headed down to Ensenada just before XMAS and was wondering if anyone could recommend a good hotel for a couple nights. I'd prefer a nicer hotel and not the typical monger hangout.

I will be hitting Anthony's and any other hotspots, but probably not use my own room for any fun!!

Any recommendations?

Clodbuster

Jugador
12-05-04, 00:20
Hey Clodbuster,

You might try San Nicolas(sp?)$60/night, its pretty nice and is girl friendly too. Its also pretty close to downtown - 3 minute drive to Anthony's. Beware of the hotels along the tourist strip as it can be very noisy at night.

Much higher end is El Coral on the way into town - about $100/night.

Member #2330
12-06-04, 23:58
Redhat,

Just wondering if the Gloria you mentioned is the same one I met there a couple years ago. She's thin, maybe 5'2"-5'4", black hair, speaks decent english, and has fake boobs and a pretty face, late 20's, maybe 30 years old. Last I heard she was in Cabo, but she was from Ensenada. If so, she's definitely worth the trip to Ensenada!

Winzheng

Vagringo
12-13-04, 18:06
hey is there any pick up bars semi pro like t rocks in peru or la dolce in cart I am somewhat fluent in spanglish so i do get beter deals and what are the avg prices for girls 4 the night

Robot
12-19-04, 01:51
Try the Days Inn Villa Fontana. Right in the middle of things on Lopez-Mateos, decent place, reasonable ($55/night), and chica-friendly.

Robot
12-19-04, 02:08
Try the Villa Fontana (Days Inn) on Lopez Mateos - right in the middle of town. Decent place, reasonable ($55-60), and chica-friendly. Pool & jacuzzi too. Stayed there twice.

Bigger Guy
12-24-04, 09:51
After an evening of heavy boozing with Drinking Buddy at Hussong's, Big Bruiser and I break away and decend on Anthony's. It being late Sunday, the joint is fairly quiet and the women more aggressive than on Saturday evening, when introductions were made by waiters.* Big Bruiser and I meet two 8's in a booth next to the bandstand (which sounds more romantic than next to the toilets, which it also is.)

We work a deal, but need to visit the cash cow down the street. By now we are fairly loaded (read: totally fucking uninhibited) and during our walk we bump into a little hottie on her way to Anthony's to begin her own shift. All deals previously cut are forgotten - for no real reason other than we can - and we cut a new deal with our new friend "Lupita." (1,000 pesos total - about $90 -for one hour split between us.)* (Since this was a street deal, there was no bar fee or room fee).* Lupita escorts us to the ATM, and back to our suite.* On the way, Lupita hails a cab and orders rubbers be delivered to our room. I thought that was cool.* They arrived shortly after we did.* The driver charged us $10 for four.

Much to Drinking Buddy's surprise, we barge in with a ho in tow.* DB quickly makes arangements for his own appointment ($50 us for 30 minutes) and then the all-important order is sought. Big Bruiser - being a Big Brusier - insists on going first, I take second and Drinking Buddy agrees to sloppy thirds.

In act one, Big Bruiser enjoys DATY (sounded like she does as well), a little mish and finally doggy.* He is out in under 30 minutes.

For my part, the middle stanza wound up with the feel of an obstacle course: CBJ, Reverse, Cowgirl, 69, cowgirl, mish posish, wheelbarrel, and a dog "finish." Sadly, the word finish relates to time more than spew in this case.

In act three, DB takes it home with nothing but mish.

Lupita was very friendly and provided excellent service (just short of GFE though).* Six for looks (tight little body, smallish titties and an okay face) and a nine for effort.

Botmfeedr
04-15-05, 08:30
I visited back in January with a couple of friends of mine, I used to go down and stay at the Corona hotel ( they were very acceptable to overnight visitors) but now I stay at the Fronterra (also very accomodating to additional guests). Rates are comparable, with clean smoke free rooms.

Anthony's is nice but, the girls are charging more the last couple of trips and try to head back to the bar asap. I have been going to a local bar 2 blocks East of Anthony's called "El 13 Negro".

It has really cleaned up since last summer and you can usually find 3 - 4 girls working the bar each night with 1 or 2 being " 6's or 7's". Prices are around 45 an hour and they have a motel they use next door usually 15 more.

If you are really daring go 1 more block East then head South 1 block and you will usually see a couple of girls (4's to 6's) working the corner next to a Fleabag motel. These girls will charge around 25 to 30 and the motel is 5 flat.

Not the best selection but when you have had a bit too much to drink and don't want to handle your own business they will work it for you.

Happy Huntin

Matiz
07-13-05, 07:02
Redhat is correct about the SW scene in Ensenada. If you go east on Miramar past Trece Negro and take the first right heading south, there are a couple of blocks where SW's hang out in the daytime and early evening. They will usually be long gone by 10-11 p.m. They quote $20-30, but everyone I've asked will go for $20. The hotel they use (on the west side of the street) looks pretty sad, but it's comparable to the SW hotels in TJ. For $6 you get a relatively clean room, a bathroom with hot water, towels, and soap.

But be advised that these SW's are a pretty scruffy group and you have to be really Jonesing for sex before I'd recommend heading over that way. But it's an option.

The occasional SW also hangs out between the old Afro-Bar and Paris, on the north side of Miramar just east of Lopez Mateos. There won't ever be more than a couple, and often they're TV's. So use good judgment.

Another SW option is fairly new. On the sidewalk by Anthony's, a couple of SW's were hanging out this weekend during the late evening. I didn't discuss prices with them since they seemed to have an attitude.

Also, near closing time, some of the Anthony's ladies have been filtering out into the entryway to the hotel next to Anthony's to troll for customers if they haven't gotten any business inside during the evening. My friend picked up a good looking gal he had seen earlier inside Anthony's this way last Friday night at around 3:15. The next night, I stumbled over there around 2:30 (Anthony's and all the other bars except Paris close at 3 am), and met a very cute Anthony's lady who had left the club around 11:30 because the number of customers was low and she thought she'd stand a better chance outside. For both my friend and me, the ladies quoted the standard $100 Anthony's rate for going to our hotels. Mine discounted it to $80 if I opted for the hotel next to A's. I did and had a great session.

Apart from the street scene, Anthony's still provides a wonderful setting to make a selection. But you may have some sticker shock if you're used to TJ prices. Before 9/11, $100 was the going rate at Anthony's. After 9/11 the bottom dropped out of the market, and I was arranging dates back to my room for as low as $50. Now, it seems, the price has gone back up, although the market is still depressed for the chicas. They can be bargained down to $80, but it's hard to get them below that on the weekends. During the week when it's slower, you might have more success negotiating a lower price.

The other options are the strip clubs like Deny's/El Pescador, Paris, and Jackaranda's, all located on a one-block stretch of Miramar, east of Lopez Mateos. All three are comparable in offering in club privados where YMMV depending on the lady, the night, the chemistry, and the size of your wallet. Most of the strippers will go to a nearby hotel or your room, but you have to pay a bar fine of between $15-20 to get her out the door (unless you arrange something after the bar closes). And there are some very nice looking women in these clubs.

I only spent a moment in Trece Negro, but it was 80% drunk guys, and all the ficha girls were taken. So I didn't get a chance to test Redhat's theory that they're available for take-out. But there are a couple of other ficha/stripper clubs in that vicinity, e.g., Las Cavernas, where buying a ficha drink will provide you with some serious mileage. But these are very Mexican bars where the girls do not speak any English at all and you'll probably be the only gringo in the place. If you don't feel comfortable with that, stay with Paris, Deny's, Jackaranda's, and Anthony's.

Finally, there is a beauty salon across the street from Anthony's on Miramar. It looks like a normal beauty salon, with posters of ladies with different hairdos, etc. But this weekend we were told that it was $25/half hour, $50/hour, for the basic massage, and that anything else you arrange with the chica after that is up to you and her. Sounded promising, but unfortunately, there were about four chicas there, none of whom were interesting. Just another option that's floating around out there.

The thing you must remember if you're headed to Ensenada for the first time, is that almost nothing happens in the bars until late in the afternoon or early evening, and everything closes tight as a drum (except for Paris) at 3 a.m. So you have a limited window of opportunity, unlike a place like TJ that's open for sex 24/7. So figure out your game plan for the evening, do your research, put on your game face and get out there. Ensenada's a wonderful town with friendly people and the chicas are lovely.

Matiz

Mimonger
08-28-05, 17:58
Was there for several hours on a cruise stop, didn't see many Chica's at all. Though I have been to several other places in Mexico, I would have to say that Ensenada was rather clean. I thought it would be dirt like a border town, and was happly surprised that Ensenada is not. Sorry I don't have nothing more to add because I was there during the day, and like other post, all the action picks up at night. I did see several go-go bars but due to others in group, I could not recon them.

M&M

Eastenderuk
09-18-05, 10:29
I'll be in town next weekend for about 3 weeks and I hope that I'll have some good news to report on the SW & MP action. I hope that it's not as dead as this board seems to state.

Nunya Biz
12-29-05, 09:39
Just got back from a ten day trip to Ensenada. Love this place, as you will soon see why!

Got in on a Tuesday and started out at Anthony's, but nothing happening, then made the rounds to Paris and then Cosmos. Both clubs have beautiful women, but rather high prices. I made a few offers, but nothing I liked. Likewise on Wednesday, except went to Hot Fox and my bud met a hottie he liked, so we stayed longer than I liked and spent a ton on those chick drinks. We made a deal with a chick for a few hours but the house wanted a 100$ per hour bar fine, so I said "no way" and left pissed.

Thursday I went to Cosmos and had a sweet little girl named Tania. I'd recomend givin her spin. I did twice lol. Friday is where it got strange but really good too! My bud had to go back to Hot Fox for his girl. I hated this place and had written it off after the crazy house price, but I play wingman tonite ok. Anyway, as soon as I get there here they come with the "you wanna buy her a drink" shit, and I say "no thanks".

So anyway, it is cold as shit there and I spy a heater at the bar and go over to warm up, and here comes a chick with a coat which she procedes to take off and put over my shoulders, which I thought was nice, so I take her to a table and buy her a drink. Well she goes nuts man, just smiling and giggling like a school girl. She unzips my pants and procedes to suck on my cock all the while tryin to hide this from the waiters, which i thought strange it is a *****house. Anyway, but I found out later she was not supposed to this kind of shit.

So anyway, she starts with the "I love you" and I'm like "yeah right" and we agree for her to meet me at 3am for 150$ for her to stay with me till 7pm, which is when she has to go back to work. I say ok. What the hell, it's the best deal I'd had since I got there. So anyway, as I'm leaving she says she'll throw in Saturday for free as well! Ok, now I'm wonderin what is up with this free shit, but who's gonna question free pussy right? Well she arrived at 3:15am and started at my toes licking and sucking her way all the way to the top of my head and proceded to fuck my brains out best fucking I've had since hell I can't remember when. I walked her to work that night thinkin damn this girl is hot.

Saturday morning around 11am she showed up at the hotel took me to breakfast and to a movie fucked my brains out again telling me the whole time how she missed me and loved me over and over again. To make a long wonderful week short, every night at 3am she showed up at my hotel and stayed with me fucking and sleeping till 7pm and never asked for single dime except cab fare to work which was 5$.

One day she called out of work just to stay all night with me! So the day I am to leave she starts crying, begging me to stay, offering to take me to her home in puebla, telling me she loves me and would help me find a job and it was ok if I didn't have enough $, she would help pay for our apartment and shit. She gave me a picture of her kid, her home address and home phone, and I told her I would visit her on her birthday, Jan 31. Now she has either called or texted me every day since I got back, telling me she loves me forever and always.

So guy's, what the hell is up with this? I asked her why she loved me, and all she said was I am muy bonita (handsome?). I mean, I went Ensenada too look for place to go expat for awhile, would I be fool to hook back up with this chick? She is drop dead gorgous and I could, key word could, fall for this girl if I let myself. Give me some outside lookin in kinda advice. My bud who saw all this go down thinks she's sincere but he's not as jaded as I am when it comes to women, I mean she is a ***** after all!

T

Nunya Biz
12-30-05, 19:57
Well here goes my first trip report so don't rag me too much. Arrive by bus on tuesday, wow city bigger than i thought, jump in a cab and say in spanglish carribe inn please and off we go arrive at the lovely place i'll call home for ten days. Well get to front desk and low and behold a 15.00 room, wow, sounds good i'll take it, then i get to it and dedcide the 25.00 room with TV is the better deal. Well i'm settled and start off to explore first stop el corrilito for several beers then at about 8pm i start the hunt. First stop Anthony's, dead only two chica's and they didn't even bother getting up! oh well on the street again to Paris club, man hot babes here but rather agressive on the $10 drinks had a trip up for a very exciting lap dance and a BJ, ok now i can think straight and decide to see what else lay in wait for me in the Big E. Head over to cosmos, not as classy but hot babes to be sure, hooked up with a sweet little thing named Tanya made the deal to go back to my room. Supposedly in town for "only a month" lol, she was sweet in all the right places but a little lackluster in performance but all in all worth it.

The next day after waking about 3pm i run the bars till around 10 pm then head out again this time i go to hot fox. So i'm wise to the fischa crap and go in with a mind to make a deal get my biz done and head on to other pastures. Well the place is dead oh well back to paris get there about 11 hit it off with a hottie ,say's she gets off in an hour and make a deal for the coveted todo la noche 2 bills ok cool head to the local farmicia to get the superman pill return to paris at 12. No chica shes gone with the wind. well shit i didn't feel like sittin there so i head back to hot fox since i hadn't sampled the sales staff there yet. walk in get hit with this cold ass draft from the a/c and find a heater at the bar get a beer and over walks this beauty takes her off coat and warms me with it and her sweet c-cup tits ok you get a drink babe lol. So here we go drinking 10$ shots of oj and 4$ beers, so all of a sudden she starts this i love you and i'm thinkin well thats all well and good so how much for the night cause it's about 2:15 she say's all day till 7pm 150$ ok it's a done deal. So then she says how about saturday for free too! Well who am i to turn down freebies! ok no prob thinking the whole time yeah right i'm a saleman too and it never hurts to sweeten the deal just make sure you have the sale. She gets to room at 3:05 am by 3:06 am she is licking me from head to toe front and back and in places i didn't know you should lick lol! she procedes to fuck me like there is no tommorrow in every postion i have ever heard of and a few a hadn't! Damn this is what i was lookin for homerun baby! So any way i walked her to work that night paid the other half of the 150$ promised and never expected to see her again unless more $ involved ya know, sat at 11am i'm sitting in the corralito outside and lo and behold there she is walkin to toward the ole carribe lookin lost and shit.
So i yell out her name and she takes me to the room for the same treatment as last time and never mentions one word about $ ok a girl of her word cool i dig it. From that day on till i left on the 22nd she was at my room every night at 3am till 7pm, even took me to see king kong, bought breakfast and lunch took me with her on errands, even a harbor cruise all her treat!! constantly telling me how much she loved me over and over again! I'm a jaded bastard when it comes these kind of games so i figure somewhere down the line the sick kid or mom shit will surface but it never does she never asks for one damn dime except cab fare each day to work 5$! She even calls out of work on monday to be "with me" all night. The day i leave she begs for me to go home with her even offers to pay for the plane ticket for me to go to veracruz with her!

Says her brother can get me a job just stay with her please crying and shit, really fuckin cryin. Now she calls me every day at 20$ a pop her cost to tell me she misses me and "loves me" wants me come down for her birthday in jan. Damn this is fucked up! Hell, I'm considering too lol.

So what do you exp. guy's think about this newbie's adventure?

T

Buko Max
02-23-06, 01:13
Hello NB,

Your report is most interesting. It really has to make you wonder what her motives are. Maybe she is looking for a green card. Did you ever go down to visit her on her b-day?
I visit Ensenada once a year for the the Baja 1000 but never have time for jack swat because I'm involved in the race. Maybe you can also post a photo of her.

Excelsior,

Mattrick

Steve M
03-06-06, 21:14
Hello All,

I am headed off on a cruise that stops for the day in Ensenada. Can anyone tell me what the action is like near the cruise ship terminal?

I understand from reading the forum that the places like Anthony's don't pick up until later at night.

Any recommendations for a daytime visitor would be most appreciated.

Thanks,

Steve

Matiz
03-18-06, 18:53
Steve M.,

Your daytime options are pretty limited. Read my earlier report for a fuller explanation. A limited number of SW's operate in the afternoon about three blocks east of Lopez Mateos and south of Miramar. As my earlier post indicates, they are not a particularly attractive group of ladies, but they are friendly and cheap.

A few clubs, like Jacarandas and possibly Deny's/El Pescador (both on Miramar at Lopez Mateos), have limited afternoon action that's very "hit and miss" when it's there at all.

There is a "beauty salon" between the Malecon and LM on the south side of Miramar, that looks just like a beauty salon, but also offered "massage". I didn't partake, but a friend investigated and indicated there were several slightly gorda chicas who offered to give him a massage. We suspect extra services could be had for extra dinero. But again, this is unconfirmed. Most of the other "salons" offering massage in the LM area are legit and quite expensive, catering to cruise passengers who want to be pampered.

Unfortunately for cruise passengers, Ensenada doesn't really come alive until after the cruise ships have departed for the night.

Matiz

Hardtraveler
06-13-06, 08:42
Hi,

I have frequented Ensenada many times since I was old enough to drive. Always here on vacation or the races. However, I was too chicken to ever venture out to Anthonys for a little r&r.

Now come my long time friends bachelor party which I am to arrange with another long time friend.

What can you guys suggest as to throwing a chill bachelor party in Ensenada?
I usually stay at the el rey del sol, very low key and clean. However, this time I have about 25 guys at the party.

Any suggestions on places and bachelor party girls?

Thanks

Mucho appeciation hombres!

One Wing Low
06-25-06, 00:08
What's the name of the hotel next to Anthony's?

Trying to get a room for this July 4 weekend.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BillyGeek
06-27-06, 03:21
I believe it's "Mar Caribe" or just "Caribe". The rooms downstairs are for hourly periods but the upstairs rooms are for regular stay.

Just came back yesterday from Ensenada. Anthony's was slow, but the HOT FOX was a great time. They have rooms upstairs for private sessions. C for CBJ, Under CC for the whole shibang. Approx 40 minutes. Cool thing here is that the waiter will bring a stripper over and she'll play around with you for a bit before you decide to take her up.

Should you go tell Kimberly Duke says Hi.


What's the name of the hotel next to Anthony's?

Trying to get a room for this July 4 weekend.

HELP!

One Wing Low
06-27-06, 12:19
I meant the big, fancy hotel 1 block from Anthony. Name is Santo Tomas or Santa something.


I believe it's "Mar Caribe" or just "Caribe". The rooms downstairs are for hourly periods but the upstairs rooms are for regular stay.
Should you go tell Kimberly Duke says Hi.

BillyGeek
06-28-06, 07:57
It's Santo Tomas, across the street from Anthony's. Here is a link to the hotel for online reservations, or toll free number should you wish to call.

http://www.ensenada.com/santotomas/index.html

Have a good one.


I meant the big, fancy hotel 1 block from Anthony. Name is Santo Tomas or Santa something.

BillyGeek
06-28-06, 08:16
[QUOTE=Hardtraveler]What can you guys suggest as to throwing a chill bachelor party in Ensenada?

I usually stay at the el rey del sol, very low key and clean. However, this time I have about 25 guys at the party.

Any suggestions on places and bachelor party girls?

I have loads of fun at the HOTFOX on the corner of Ruiz Ave & 2nd St. There is also Paris De Noche on Miramar between 1St. and 2nd. Strippers are usually friendly but it will cost you about 10 singles for each drink you buy them while they play with you at your table. Also, if they see a big group arrive the girls will swarm you like bees, so make sure you and your bachelor buddy are at the front of the group so you can choose the hottest girls first.

Some of these places have private rooms upstairs for your pleasure, though you'll have to pay the bar about 50 to take them there in addition to what ever deal you work out with her. About 50 for CBJ. C for everything else.

One Wing Low
08-07-06, 01:51
There were 6 of them hanging out next to Anthony's and Hotel Santo Thomas. There was Michelle, a very good looking blonde. She was fun, affectionate and very enthusiastic in bed, like a tigress girl friend. She gave me her phone number and encouraged me to call next time I am in town.

She charges $50 plus $12 for the Notel next to Anthony's. It was a good deal, considering one would have to pay for a few drinks, $18 bar fine, then about $100 for the Anthony's girls. On Saturday night Anthony's had about 20 girls, only 4 would rate above average. One of the chicas, who looks like Charo, was flirting openly with me, trying to get me to invite her to the table, which would have been fun, but I already blew a big load on Michelle. The chicas at Anthony's are not doing a lot of business. None of them scored with the mongers in the hour I was there, listening the their live band playing 60's music. A nice place to hang out and watch the girls, but the girls are sort of pricy.

Hotel Santo Tomas, used to be Baja Inn, is right across the side street from Anthony's, next to the main shopping drag and across the main boulevard from the bazaar and fish market. It has the most convenient central location for everything. The weekend rate was $100. Week day rate is only $60. I made a few calls at 11AM and all local hotels claimed they were out of room. I quickly took the room at Santo Tomas. An hour later I asked the reception girl . She confirmed they were sold out. About 7PM, the tour bus deposited 60 mostly Chinese tourists in the lobby. Some of those Chinese chicks were young and pretty enough to fuck.

The hotel closed the car entrances after midnight. The only entrance is the front lobby. The security guard told me firmly that chicas are not allowed to go to the room. Mongers have to pay $12 for the quickie fleabag next to Anthony's.

Storm Rider #2
08-12-06, 05:12
This has nothing to do with chicas, but anyone mongers here with any experience in Baja land ownership and can possibly give me some answers on a few questions, please backchannel with a PM. Please nothing other than Baja info. I've already spent 4 years in Chihuahua and already know a bit of the basics.

SR

Magic Rancher
09-24-06, 01:30
So I have this dancer friend who used to work in Mexicali at Maui Maui's. Now her club friends tell me that she's in Ensenada at some club called Bari's or possibly Vari's.

I've looked all thru past reports here and other net resources, but can find no such club. Anyone have any other information or location on this Ensenada strip club? Your help is much appreciated.

Magic Rancher
09-24-06, 01:37
I stayed at Hotel Santo Tomas and also thought the location was ideal, even though the room was a bit pricey. As far as chicas not permitted in the room, my suggestion is when you register to explain that you will later be joined by your novia and to give them her name. From my experience, this works nicely with one girl. But I haven't tried it if you plan to be accompanied by more than one chica.



Hotel Santo Tomas, used to be Baja Inn, is right across the side street from Anthony's, next to the main shopping drag and across the main boulevard from the bazaar and fish market. It has the most convenient central location for everything. The weekend rate was $100. Week day rate is only $60. I made a few calls at 11AM and all local hotels claimed they were out of room. I quickly took the room at Santo Tomas.

The hotel closed the car entrances after midnight. The only entrance is the front lobby. The security guard told me firmly that chicas are not allowed to go to the room. Mongers have to pay $12 for the quickie fleabag next to Anthony's.

BillyGeek
10-26-06, 11:03
Just stay at San Nicloas Hotel or La Pinta. These places shold not give you shit about late night chickas...And these are nice and clean rooms to hang in. It's about 1 mile away from the main drag but that's what taxis are for.

Salud Cabrones!

Geek

China 69
11-03-06, 09:19
I went to Ensenada on a wednesday and there were hardly any people in any of the bars or restaurants on the main tourist strip, Ave Mateos.
Anthony's was dead, there were maybe 6-8 girls and about 5 customers. All the girls were a bit older and slightly overweight for my taste so I only drank half my beer and then left. Maybe it's better on weekends?
I stayed at Motel Casa del Sol right on Ave Mateos excellent location about a 10 minute walk from Anthony's. Weekday rate was $50 and it was a nice room. It had a great looking pool. Since its a motel and you walk right to your room without going through a lobby, I'm guessing that it is girl-friendly.

BillyGeek
11-05-06, 09:37
Hey Guys,

Arrived at Ensenada around 8 pm on Thursday. I had my compadre with me (who works in the AVN industry) and my father of 70 years. After a brief stop at Hussongs to get my boots shined we headed to HOT FOX, which is about one block east of Hussongs on Ruiz Ave. The place was decent, not a lot of action though there were a few gals there eager to please. Then Dulce walked on the stage. I hadn't noticed but the MC had a huge dildo in his hand that he was handing to me and mentioned that I to go next to the stage. My dad and I sat by the edge with the dildo in hand as Dulce was taking her clothes off. Shortly after she was fully nude the DJ began to spray her with this liquid which quickly foamed up as she began rubbing it onto her body. Then she grabbed the dildo.

I had never in my years of going to Ensenada witnessed the spectacular show that was unfolding before my eyes.

As she was deepthroating this thing my dad began to finger-bang her. The seats next to the stage were quickly filling up with guys. She then proceded to masturbate with the dildo alternating between both orifaces. My dad grabbed the can of liquid foam and emptied the whole thing on her. The stage was fully covered in foam and she had to slip the high heels off as she was slipping when going from one patron to the other for tips. She did this whole routine for 30 minutes, not stopping for a break! As I was pulling out my singles to tip her for the great show I saw her whispering into my dad's ear. Apparentley, she was convincing him to join her upstairs to 'finish the job' he started at the beginning of her show.

Hot Fox has about 10 private rooms upstairs where you can take the chica of your choice for a private session for whatever you and her are comfortable with. They usually charge around $50-60 for CBJ & Sex, but the rooms can be expensive: about $50 which is paid to the bartender. But, at least you can preview them fully on stage before you decide if you like her.

We wound up heading for Anthony's after the show was over since she was still covered with the sticky stuff and would take her some time to cleanup before she would head upstairs.

Next day we drove to Tijuana for some Adelitas' fun. Check my post in the TJ forums for my continued report.

Geek

P.S. The Baja 1000 is the weekend of Nov 18th and it will be ultra-packed in Ensenada. I suggest you make you reservations now should you be planning a trip around that time.

Vagringo2
11-13-06, 00:33
While in Ensanada for a few days I went to Anthonys. It was as good as it gets. Every beer I drink they brought me free tequilla. The chicas were 5 and 6, not realy fat chics. I stayed next door at Hotel 49 for 27 bucks. When they close at 3am I got a chica for 45 bucks for 2 hours.

There are several clubs on the same street as Anthonys: Cosomo Paris. They were ok but I can't pay over 50 bucks. Never have, never will. I also think the local clubs are good possibiltes.

The 2nd night I stayed at Hotel Rio. I payed 15 bucks. 1 more thing, there is street action past Negro 13 club. On the right there is several chicas that work out of Hotel Delnorte. 20 bucks and 6, 00 bucks for the hotel. I went during the week, it was kind dead. It is no TJ.

BillyGeek
11-15-06, 01:28
. On the right there is several chicas that work out of Hotel Delnorte. 20 bucks and 6, 00 bucks for the hotel. Just keep your guard up with these broads. Some of them are dudes!

Salud

Geek

Gamma Ray 007
01-30-07, 02:43
I walked over to the Paris de Noche around 6:30, and found that I had arrived before any girls were on stage. While watching the first a cute and slim young girl sat next to me and began making nice. She had great English, and I sprung for a $50 ladies drink--prices noted here are in pesos at about 10 to 1 as I write.

After a while I opted for a $200 private dance upstairs. She candidly advised that two songs were about six minutes, and she proved a real gem. She had no objections to my hands wandering, and the second song was nude. I plopped for a second dance immediately, and by the end found that upon payment of a $200 bar fine I could take her to my hotel for a hour at $US 100.

She changed into street duds and we walked the six blocks to my place. We took showers (not that she needed it, but why not?) and she proved great fun and really teachable. Afterwards she didn't hurry off, but hung around to chat, a potential downside! --but scampered off after a brief prompt.

All in all a great time. If you would like to see her ask for "You-Lay-Me." I kid you not! Talk about the most bogus of stripper-names. Anyway, she is a sweet kid, and her English all self-taught in clubs--and it is GOOD. She doesn't smoke (I could tell from her hair) and dislikes drunk customers, so please treat her right.

PS Thanks to those whose posts helped me figure out how to do this! Note that I didn't say a word of Spanish, and managed to avoid all contact with the "rateros."

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Gamma Ray 007
02-03-07, 17:39
On Wednesday I wanted to see if I could work out another date with my previous acquaintance from the P.D.N.

I had arranged to get a hotel room for the night with big bed, mirror on the ceiling, hot-tub, etc., and found one for about $40 US for the night and had it all stocked with goodies, and headed back to the Paris around 4:00 to see who was there.

The waiter set up me up with a beer and steered me towards a cute blond girl sitting by the fire. She spoke English, and was thin and cute with huge but still wonderful bolt-ons, and *great* hair. I bought her a $10 ladies drink and did a $20 private dance upstairs. She was nice enough, but I like smarter girls. Plus, she didn't leave the club--a real deal-breaker for me! She told me that the club had a room that, if memory served, $80 would get 20-minutes. I have no idea if it had a couch or even a bathroom, but being a clean-freak I opted to pass.

Back downstairs I discovered that a fellow I had met at the club previously was not, as I had supposed, some sort of club functionary, but a ratero. "Gerry," it seemed, had carte blanche to recruit in the club as well in the street. He got on his cell and called Eulayme and said she was home with a sick child. Soon he brought over a replacement--Cindy.

Cindy was great--smart, some English, good comprehension of my lame Spanish, and cute. She had long black hair, hailed from Sinaloa, had a slim waist and medium breasts and the kind of modest yet obvious rear end that I also like. She had a nose that I think could be described as "Roman," but except for reminding me a bit of my Italian grandmother, it seemed to fit her very well. She smiled and laughed (a lot) and was happy to go out for 90 minutes for $100.

Gerry, who is built like Mike Tyson crossed with a fire hydrant, ran point for us to the hotel. I slipped him $20 and bolted the door.

We had a great time, and I won't post details to avoid negative comments on my masculinity and predilection for soapy hot tubs, body scrubs, and under-the-cover-snuggling-to-get-warm-and-comfy.

I should point out that a pink teddy bear that I gave Cincy on arrival at the hotel sent her to the moon and back, and was the best $5 investment I could have made. Afterwards I walked her back to the club with a bag full of the candles, lotions, etc., none of which I could use but seemed to make Cindy's whole day. I was also prepared with a little toy for her son, Christopher Alexander, which seemed to be another big hit with her. Do all the working girls in Ensenada have kids?

We promised to study hard at the other's language so we would be perfectly fluent on our next encounter. When I return she'll definitely be tops on my list.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Docholiday101
02-26-07, 22:07
Went down to Ensenada feb24-25 for fishing but got in too early for the boat. Friend of mine took 2 of us down to Noche de Paris to kill time and have fun. Place was "dead" according to him as there were maybe 15 girls working half were 6 or better the other half were below 4's. I don't hit many of these clubs so...

So our waiter brings us some women and one instantly comes and sits on my lap. Her name is Cecile "Ceci" and hails from "Monteray". She was by far the most popular girl in the club; face 8, body 9, english 5... 36c,24,34. But I do have a question.

After I bought her a US$10 drink she sits on me cowgirl style and we converse in this position. Again I don't do this very much but we kept talking, laughing, and she starting saying stuff like, "I really like you very much", "Don't let any other girl come over here", "I want to see you every time you come down to ensenada in this club and outside this club", and kept repeating how much she "liked me."

She actually stayed with me in this position for more than 3 hours. She'd be called over by her manager with mean eyes and make her "work" several times. Before she'd leave to "work" she'd leave her purse and bra with me and tell me she'd be back in 10 minutes. After she was finished, other guys would be calling for her but she would walk back to me and sit cowgirl hugging and kissing me. Now I've been in US clubs and know the girls will tease and kissing on your neck but Ceci and I were full on making out, deep french, gentle kissing, licking, etc. for 3 hours. She'd ask me to gently suck her tits and lightly caress her breasts and ass. I had to buy her drinks inorder for her to stay but every time the waiter came around she'd mad dog him as if to say don't bother me. Only when the manager, small old woman came, did she get up and "work." I ended up buying 10 drinks for her over 3+ hours.

Now I'm not stupid but my friend who's been to Paris for 5 plus years 6-8 times a year said he's never seen that happen. She asked me to stay with her that night and reassured me there would be no charge. She then said she'd like to go to the cinema with me and have dinner all her expenses. Then said when I come down to ensenada not to stay with anyone or any hotel but to stay with her a minimum of 3 nights because 1 night is not long enough. Not once did she try to get me into the VIP room or even suggest money for "play". Now she knows I'm married which she really didn't like and knows I'd never divorce which she understood because she was catholic. No sob story of anyone dying, not married, no kids, a sister who's a cop, a brother in high school, she supports her family but says money's ok.

Ok again not stupid but I wasn't wearing my rolex or dressed as if meeting the president either, I was wearing jeans, a sweatshirt, and timberlands. She gave me her cell phone number, email address and now know where she lives.

Is this normal? What gives? I'm above average looking, clean cut, and a doc, but no way she could know this.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Docholiday101
02-28-07, 22:42
Forgot to mention, when my girl was "working" I spoke to the other girls my friends were with and got the 411. I was told the VIP room was a 2 for 1 dance about 6 minutes for $20. A dance means you get to touch and kiss almost as if a "sample before you buy. "

You then literally wait in line as someone upstairs checks you in (you get a number) because there are only 2 "couches. " After the dancer will ask you want you want. I was told "everything: sucky sucky, sex, anything and whatever" would cost $100 with a max of 1 hour (really 40 min). Be warned that when you pop, that's the end.

They have dancers dance for about 3 sets and then parade all the dancers around the stage as if you were at an auction. The auction is the 2 for 1 dance and whatever else you want to do. I don't know what the "bar fine" people speak of, maybe it was included? But my buddy didn't have to pay for the "room" or a "fine".

We got there around 11: 30pm but around 12: 30-2: 30pm the place was packed and guys were standing 3 deep at the bar. During this time there must have been at least 10 girls that came to work. I'd say be picky because there were only a handful of 8's in the club and they were very busy. Majority of the guys were mexican locals but at least a dozen americans as well excluding us.

I'm going down in 2 weeks for more fishing and some "french food" as well so I'll get another report out.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Heyzeus
03-15-07, 23:02
Doc,

However, I have been back to the Paris club since then and seen her doing the same thing with other guys. So, guys, beware...Ceci is very hot, with a killer body, but she is very manipulative. I don't exactly understand her motivation, whether it's the attention, or that she is interested in a "sugar daddy" or what, but this appears to be her M.O. The motivation of these girls 99.9% of the time is related to money. If she gets you to think you're her boyfriend it's easier to manipulate you. For example sooner or later she might call you for money for her sick kid, mother, father or whoever, who needs medicine, an operation.. etc. Bottom line you're more emotionally attached and more willing to give her money if she can make you think that you are someone that she cares about.

BillyGeek
03-29-07, 07:55
All these broads know what they are doing and that is to get the most cash out of you as possible. They will try anything to manipulate you to part from your funds; they will make you feel like you are their only "saviour"; they will make you feel cared for as they caress you and gently kiss you; they know many married American mongers no longer have the 'romance' in their marriage so they treat you with the closest GFE they can give you to make you part with your dough. I know this because in my 10 years of marriage I have fallen for this trick and have spent much cash on these women only to go home and 'jack off' to a memory instead of taking them 'upstairs'. If this is what you want then spend the $10 drinks on them, or the $1000 for the operation their dear old mom has to have. Otherwise talk business with them directly, but nice, and they'll give you the downlow of what you should expect.

There may be some cases of having a stripper/prostitute as a girlfriend, but no matter how much this may excite you she will still view you as a dollar bill.

I must admit that I did have a great time though. Women are just plain wonderfull!

Salud!

Geek

Lizard Man
03-31-07, 15:30
Myself and two fellow lizard brothers have just returned after a brief tour of the pink underbelly of the Ensenada strip circuit. Three good looking older men of means with an eye for the ladies and a near insatiable desire for fun. Ensenada is rapidly becoming one of the top destinations for our kind.

My first comment is that the general class of gals at all of the clubs we visited seems to have generally improved since we were last there four years ago. The selection of clubs has improved a bit and they all seem to have become "homogenized" in that they all have floor shows and private entertainment at all levels, whereas they used to have a particular edge over other clubs(better drinks at 1 place , better floor show at another, better looking gals, more levels of adult entertainment etc.).

Deny's/Pescador used to have a girl we called the Aztec Death Goddess - just coyote ugly - and some of the clubs had somewhat lifeless girls. This time we were all impressed with the general professionalism of the clubs. The gals at the clubs in Ensenada are near world class level. Some of the floor shows were even interesting - especially Hot Fox - where there's a babe with braided hair that can really circle the dance pole.

We noticed that Anthony's now has this large podium where the dance floor used to be but nothing else much has changed. Our two favorite spots is Anthony's and Hot Fox. My comrades really liked Hot Fox, which I thought was nothing particularly special - usual loud, old music (I think I heard the old Doors songs about 8 times in one night). But they have the upstairs where I know safe sex is not always practiced - $100-120 for everything - inc. sex onsite. I would rate these two clubs as having the better gaggle of girls.

Anthony's offers a more relaxed meeting atmosphere, as you can see the girls dance on the floor together, or at a bar for drinks - and I think this is OK as not every ho is a good dancer. . There was a younger ho in Anthony's - Sunny - who I still think about - never actually hooked up with her but she was young 20's and almost fresh looking. Isnt it funny that the one's I was with (which were great) don't stay on the mind like "the one that got away."

Anthony's fees: $100/$20 Bar fine/$15 room fee (hotel behind the bar) with Anoche and Hot Fox being near the same. The street gals are still around $40-60 plus a room - and they line up after dark. No experience to report there but a taxi driver tells us that Anthony's girls are relatively clean compared to all the other clubs.

Suggestions:

I read that a lot of guys are looking for some kind of GFE with these gals. If you really want a GFE you're better off just meeting a non-working gal. We've been doing this kind of thing for 20+ years now and we're here to tell you that you'd be looking for love in all the wrong places - so forget the GFE and just be happy with a BJ or more

Best hotel I have found in downtown is the the Mission one - forget the exact name - but there's usually a $49.00 nite sign - it's the big one, near the water - it's really a great deal.

Taxis are good to use - never drive at nite in Mexico and always have minimum insurance if you do. If you get stopped without insurance I hear the cops take you to the police station. Bribe your way out of any police problems ASAP - if you get into the system you're in trouble. If you're brought in on a slight traffic offense, no problema, but anything slighty serious - pay the guy. It's not illegal to offer a bribe in Mexico but it's illegal to accept one - so do it discreetly.

Don't drink non-bottled water down there.

Have fun!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Heyzeus
04-02-07, 07:22
If you get stopped without insurance I hear the cops take you to the police station. Not true. Liability insurance is only required in Mexico if you are involved in an accident. With that being said, never drive in Mexico without good mexican liability insurance. If you do then you're asking for trouble.


Bribe your way out of any police problems ASAP - if you get into the system you're in trouble. If you're brought in on a slight traffic offense, no problema, but anything slighty serious - pay the guy. The cops in Ensenada and Tijuana as well, always make threats to take you to jail or impound your car but it's only a tactic to scare you into paying a bribe. If you stand your ground they will usually back off. If not then you'll have to see the judge and possibly pay a fine.

On the other hand if you know that you have done something wrong that's more serious, like DWI or possessing drugs, then it's best to pay the cop a mordida and be on your way.

Anonymous
04-25-07, 03:30
Billy Geek is not lying,

I just got done with a two month escapade with a this girl down in ensenada. This girl could sell ice to Eskimos. I went to her house in the mountains. We talked on two way radio every day. I mean she really had me fooled. She was even paying for half of everything. The hotel. We were going to the movies with her kid. Atv's. And I am not one thats easily fooled. I even went so far as to say I would bring her here on a finance visa. Usually I am the player but I got played by this one. I told her if she left her new job I would pay her rent until she came here. I didn't even pay for sex. I really wanted to help the girl out of her situation. To test her I made her even pay for my gas a couple of times. When her friend told me that she Is not my girlfriend and that I didn't have enough money for her I was baffled. What a sucker. But what a great time it was. The girl calls me this morning and says shes buying me something today. Shit she is good. I mean I am a good sales man but this girl is a pro in many ways. Well I still feal bad for her. Me I am going off to be a land developer and she is stuck in that hell hole. I hate to do it but this weekend she is gonna hate to see me down there with a new chica In her hang out. Total cost 1/2 hotel fees and a few drinks for the girls.

Double Nickle
05-17-07, 12:40
my holland american cruiseship docked at ensenada and let passengers ashore about 7:45 pm (on 5 march - sorry for the delay). i walked through the souvenir shop on the dock by the side of the ship. right on the other side there were $2 shuttles starting a little after 8 pm that went to the main shopping area, which is also the main mongering area. in fact, the drop off and pick up spot was just around the corner from anthony's disco. this is a very good thing too, because street signs were conspicuous by their absence.

i wanted to try a massage parlor so i walked around the area looking for one. i noticed four, but they were all closed. i also saw the men's club, pescadores, and other places in my stroll, but none seemed active, at least as viewed from the outside.

i recognized anthony's right away by the big gorilla replica staring out from the roof. it was obviously open for business. i walked in past a man who seemed to be on anthony's staff. inside a short middle aged man ushered me to a table and took my order for a $3 diet pepsi. they spoke decent enough english. i didn't quite catch what he said to me when he came back with my drink, but it seemed to concern this girl on the other side of the room. maybe he was asking if i wanted her to join me. yes, sure, ok.

there was a striptease type dance stage with nobody on it. but on the other side of it a few attractive enough women were standing around. one blonde with lots of cleavage and white capri pants came over to my table. her name was sophie. i bought her a $10 drink and made conversation. i told her about my cruise. she said she gets seasick. she wasn't a great conversationalist but i managed to keep up some chatter. she left to go to the ladies room. fortunately she came back because i didn't want to go through all that again, plus i only had a couple of hours and change to get back on my ship.

when our drinks were finished, instead of ordering more drinks i asked sophie about privados. "huh?" "you know, private rooms, upstairs or in the back." she seems a bit shy but informs me they are next door in a hotel. i allowed as how i'm not really used to this. she was not all all aggressive, but nervous seeming and tee-hee, tee-hee. when i asked her how much i thought she said it was $14 for something, drinks maybe; and $16 for the room - $30 altogether. and $100 for her.

the little guy who brought me to the table and brought her over also says $30. i only had two $20 bills which i gave him and asked for change. sophie goes and gets her short white jacket and is ready to go. i just take off with her withought getting change.

as we walk out the front door i remark to her, "wow, you're tall." she claims it is her high heels which lift her higher than my 5 foot 7. we get to the end of the building and turn in a driveway where there is a hotel office. a clerk is at the desk. i'm told it is $15. i go, huh, i thought i paid it back at the bar. i told sophie the bar guy told me $30 and i paid him $40 and didn't get change. i probably wouldn't make a fuss if i had small bills to pay this unexpected charge. sophie takes the $100 bill for her and takes the $15 for the room out of it. maybe she'll get the $15 back from bar guy later.

we have room 1 at the end of the lower level. she jokes that it is the presidential suite. i close the door and she draws the drapes. i undress and go to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134). it is a pretty regular looking motel type room with large bed, dresser, bathroom, not too much else. she takes off her clothes now including a sexy tiny white thong. she looks good naked although she is not slender.

she demonstrates that shoeless she is indeed a little shorter than me. then she hops on the bed and pats the spot next to her. she starts fluffing me up by hand while i'm palpating her nice natural tits and full but sexy hips and thighs. i tell her she feels very nice which is the truth. "do i want a blow job?" "yes." she puts on the condom and gives my johnson a good hoovering. "are you ready to have sex?" i love polite women. "yes." she straddles me and lowers herself onto my penis. she rides me while i buck my hips and fondle her nice soft flesh. after a nice go at this she hops off thinking i'm finished.

i tell her i hadn't come but usually needed to finish by hand because of a retarded ejaculation condition. so she starts pumping me by hand. i take over after she's been at it for a while. the condom is still on which makes it even more difficult. she fondles my nuts, nipples, chest, and stomach. very nice. i ask if i can suck on her tits. "no." "ok, its just that it would make it easier for me [to come]." but with her sexy looks and the great feel of her hands all over me i shoot what is a big load for me. she brings me some tissue to clean off. we get dressed and walk back to anthony's together. she asks if i'm going back to the ship right away. "yes." she disappears back into anthony's as i go, "bye, sophie, thanks."

it is only $1 for the shuttle back to my cruiseship. my shore excursion cost me a total of $156. i know that i can get fs and a massage too for that amount back in the usa but it is still a reasonable price and i'm quite happy with my time with sophie.

double nickle

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Docholiday101
05-23-07, 01:42
got in to ensenada 10: 30pm sat, grabbed some fish tacos, set out for some action. headed straight for noche de paris and the place was packed. took us 10 minutes to get a seat but what was odd was the place was 60% full of gringos and 20% older asian men. selection has fallen off lately but still the hottest girls in ensenada work here with bodies averaging 8's and faces 7-8's with the occasional 1 or 2 9-10's working the crowd. i didn't spot ceci and everytime i flagged a chica down she was snatched up by some other gringo. about 15 girls working maybe 18 tops. hard to compete with 2 bachalor and birthday parties. out.

headed for a place i read about here in the forums called hot fox. got stuck for a us$3 cover charge. wtf? whatever, entered and the place is small and circular with a center stage. within seconds 2 chicas an 8 and a 6 were sitting on our laps pushing for a lap dance. bought them fichas which they sucked down as if thirsty. every 5 min a different waiter hits us up for more beer. only 6 girls working so we're out. overrated club and way too pushy.

stopped by the infamous anthony's and didn't even bother to stay, the place was dead. crossed the street to denny's and it was full of locals and very local looking chicas 4-6's tops. lots of tvs working the stip with one looking like rupaul. scarry.

frustrated we headed back to paris but crossed the street to comos when we saw a fight break out. enter the club and its a long strip with a long stage. chica working the pole looked ****d as most of the girls did in this place. very fresh looking girls with little english ability.

a goddess appears from nowhere named marisol hailing from ensenada. my friend pushes me away and takes her for a lap dance (trial). after 10 minutes they leave the club and hit the hotel next door. i wait about 40 minutes when he returns looking tired. apparently she was everything advertised and much more. he told me she started a cbj which made him last a whole 2 minutes, then got him up again but she was so tight he lasted only 5 more minutes before his second pop. they cuddle the rest of the time.

sloppy seconds but i'm frustrated so who cares. she asks $150 i tell her $80 and my friend says he paid $100. dick. $100 it is. we shower and she cleans up well. cbj was like a hoover vacuum wow. started reverse cowgirl and damn she's very tight. the way she flexed her hips was crazy with a sideways grid. damn if i almost lost it and she bruised me up pretty good. spun her around and played with the bolt ons trying my best to extract milk. girl is working for an oscar. hit that doggy style and spun her around to finish mish. i just stayed in for a while pulsating because she was that tight. crazy oscar performance, tight, with nice bolt ons, face was an 8 but service was 5 star. i gave her a $25 tip.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

One Wing Low
09-03-07, 11:25
I got pulled over for a half stop at a stop sign on the main drag. The cops were driving an old Nissan Sentra which I could easily outrun.

He spoke a little English. I tried very subtly to offer him money by asking him if I could pay the fine on the spot, but he just ignored my offer. He was gonna write me a ticket until he found out I was a tourist living in a hotel. He took my driver license and told me to follow him to the Police station to see a judge.

I parked outside the station. The desk sergeant took my car key. I waited around to see the judge. The judge was a tough-looking guy wearing a leather jacket and cowboy boots in a small office inside the station. Must be real nice to have judges working for the PD. Bill Bratton must have been droolling at that scenario.

I told the judge the stop sign was obscured by the ficus tree, and that I did stop in the middle of the intersection when I saw the sign. He looked at me with disgust like he had heard the same lie many times. The truth was that I was trying to stop in the middle of the intersection when I saw the cop pulling up in his old Nissan Sentra. He told me $60 fine or car gets impounded, costing extra... I asked for a break. He reduced the fine to $40. I paid the fine and got back my car key. It took about 45 minutes.

6 AM the next morning, a cabbie took me from the hotel to the fishing boat. The whole town was still sleeping, there was virtually no traffic. He did something wrong on the same main drag, ended up with a motorcycle cop on his ass. He got a ticket. He was shaking his head, lamenting that the ticket was worth a couple days of his wage.

My impressions are that Ensenada cops are very strict but not corrupt. Whereas bribes are expected in Tijuana, you may get nailed for attempting to bribe in Ensenada. Just stay out of trouble and drive perfectly when in Ensenada.


Not true. Liability insurance is only required in Mexico if you are involved in an accident. With that being said, never drive in Mexico without good mexican liability insurance. If you do then you're asking for trouble.

The cops in Ensenada and Tijuana as well, always make threats to take you to jail or impound your car but it's only a tactic to scare you into paying a bribe. If you stand your ground they will usually back off. If not then you'll have to see the judge and possibly pay a fine.

On the other hand if you know that you have done something wrong that's more serious, like DWI or possessing drugs, then it's best to pay the cop a mordida and be on your way.

Member #4450
09-04-07, 09:40
I got pulled over for a half stop at a stop sign on the main drag. The cops were driving an old Nissan Sentra which I could easily outrun.

He spoke a little English. I tried very subtly to offer him money by asking him if I could pay the fine on the spot, but he just ignored my offer. He was gonna write me a ticket until he found out I was a tourist living in a hotel. He took my driver license and told me to follow him to the Police station to see a judge.

I parked outside the station. The desk sergeant took my car key. I waited around to see the judge. The judge was a tough-looking guy wearing a leather jacket and cowboy boots in a small office inside the station. Must be real nice to have judges working for the PD. Bill Bratton must have been droolling at that scenario.




I told the judge the stop sign was obscured by the ficus tree, and that I did stop in the middle of the intersection when I saw the sign. He looked at me with disgust like he had heard the same lie many times. The truth was that I was trying to stop in the middle of the intersection when I saw the cop pulling up in his old Nissan Sentra. He told me $60 fine or car gets impounded, costing extra... I asked for a break. He reduced the fine to $40. I paid the fine and got back my car key. It took about 45 minutes.

6 AM the next morning, a cabbie took me from the hotel to the fishing boat. The whole town was still sleeping, there was virtually no traffic. He did something wrong on the same main drag, ended up with a motorcycle cop on his ass. He got a ticket. He was shaking his head, lamenting that the ticket was worth a couple days of his wage.

My impressions are that Ensenada cops are very strict but not corrupt. Whereas bribes are expected in Tijuana, you may get nailed for attempting to bribe in Ensenada. Just stay out of trouble and drive perfectly when in Ensenada.
Any Yellowtail (Jurel) or White seabass?
I love that fish market, great seafood and cheap, try the smoked tuna or marlin is great stuff, and the fish tacos at the puerto are the best!

One Wing Low
09-04-07, 14:26
That winter fishing trip I got a dozen ling cods which is the white-meat fish somtimes called lizard fish, about 10 Lbs each. They are fightsy and good eating. A few Japanese fellows brought along wasabi, soy sauce and beers. At half time, we had a good sashimi party with the big bonitas they caught. In the summer I've caught large calico basses and tunas.

Check out the package deals to Cabo or Mazatlan with Alaska or Mexicana. Flight and hotel sometimes cost only $350, double occ. for 3 nights. Go during the summer months and you are sure to catch a few marlins, mahi mahi and tunas. Bring along a large cooler and haul back deep-frozen fillets. Could last you a few years.

I like the raw-clam cocktails sold out of food carts at every street corner in Ensenada, fresh and delicious and never gave me any stomach problem. The fish tacos in Ensenada are delicious with all those fresh fish from the fish market. Make sure you ask their prices before partaking because some of those seedy restaurants around the fish market charge very high prices.

I usually eat at the biggest sea food restaurant named 'Puerto Nuevo?' where you can sit on the sidewalk on main tourist shopping street. The place is cleaner, the food is better and prices are the same if not lower than the dirty places around the fish market. There are a few good restaurants in town.

Of course when night falls, I party at Anthony where they give you a shot of good tequila with each $3 beer. It's nice to hang out with your fishing/drinking/fucking buddies and flirt with the chicas. Anthony has been remodeled as a strip club aiming at the gringos' taste, not a Mexican dancing club like before. There are a few stunners here. The chicas here are easy going, costing $100, not the fast-fuck machines like those in TJ. A few mongers have been mentioning the La Noche de Paris with good talents. I will check it out next time.

There were a few street girls hanging out on the dark street between Anthony and the hotel Santo Tomas. They want $50. Last time there was noone good looking enough to fuck.



Any Yellowtail (Jurel) or White seabass?
I love that fish market, great seafood and cheap, try the smoked tuna or marlin is great stuff, and the fish tacos at the puerto are the best!

Member #4450
09-04-07, 23:51
That winter fishing trip I got a dozen ling cods which is the white-meat fish somtimes called lizard fish, about 10 Lbs each. They are fightsy and good eating. A few Japanese fellows brought along wasabi, soy sauce and beers. At half time, we had a good sashimi party with the big bonitas they caught. In the summer I've caught large calico basses and tunas.

Check out the package deals to Cabo or Mazatlan with Alaska or Mexicana. Flight and hotel sometimes cost only $350, double occ. for 3 nights. Go during the summer months and you are sure to catch a few marlins, mahi mahi and tunas. Bring along a large cooler and haul back deep-frozen fillets. Could last you a few years.

I like the raw-clam cocktails sold out of food carts at every street corner in Ensenada, fresh and delicious and never gave me any stomach problem. The fish tacos in Ensenada are delicious with all those fresh fish from the fish market. Make sure you ask their prices before partaking because some of those seedy restaurants around the fish market charge very high prices.

I usually eat at the biggest sea food restaurant named 'Puerto Nuevo?' where you can sit on the sidewalk on main tourist shopping street. The place is cleaner, the food is better and prices are the same if not lower than the dirty places around the fish market. There are a few good restaurants in town.

Of course when night falls, I party at Anthony where they give you a shot of good tequila with each $3 beer. It's nice to hang out with your fishing/drinking/fucking buddies and flirt with the chicas. Anthony has been remodeled as a strip club aiming at the gringos' taste, not a Mexican dancing club like before. There are a few stunners here. The chicas here are easy going, costing $100, not the fast-fuck machines like those in TJ. A few mongers have been mentioning the La Noche de Paris with good talents. I will check it out next time.

There were a few street girls hanging out on the dark street between Anthony and the hotel Santo Tomas. They want $50. Last time there was noone good looking enough to fuck.
I was in Ensenada summer 2006, and I fished ol over from shore or Kayak, mostly Halibut Yellowtails, bass, and bonitos, the girl action is poor to fair, selection and looks not the same as TJ, but better than nothing I guess,
Anthony's has the best looking girls in Ensenada, all other bars are mostly local and skanks in my opinion, congras in your catch, like you said is nothing better after a great fishing day to relax with bodies and have a beer, BBQ, and a pussy for desert!:D

Precocious One
09-19-07, 03:28
I got pulled over for a half stop at a stop sign on the main drag. The cops were driving an old Nissan Sentra which I could easily outrun.

He spoke a little English. I tried very subtly to offer him money by asking him if I could pay the fine on the spot, but he just ignored my offer. He was gonna write me a ticket until he found out I was a tourist living in a hotel. He took my driver license and told me to follow him to the Police station to see a judge.

I parked outside the station. The desk sergeant took my car key. I waited around to see the judge. The judge was a tough-looking guy wearing a leather jacket and cowboy boots in a small office inside the station. Must be real nice to have judges working for the PD. Bill Bratton must have been droolling at that scenario.

I told the judge the stop sign was obscured by the ficus tree, and that I did stop in the middle of the intersection when I saw the sign. He looked at me with disgust like he had heard the same lie many times. The truth was that I was trying to stop in the middle of the intersection when I saw the cop pulling up in his old Nissan Sentra. He told me $60 fine or car gets impounded, costing extra... I asked for a break. He reduced the fine to $40. I paid the fine and got back my car key. It took about 45 minutes.

6 AM the next morning, a cabbie took me from the hotel to the fishing boat. The whole town was still sleeping, there was virtually no traffic. He did something wrong on the same main drag, ended up with a motorcycle cop on his ass. He got a ticket. He was shaking his head, lamenting that the ticket was worth a couple days of his wage.

My impressions are that Ensenada cops are very strict but not corrupt. Whereas bribes are expected in Tijuana, you may get nailed for attempting to bribe in Ensenada. Just stay out of trouble and drive perfectly when in Ensenada.I used to live in Ensenada. If you're going to be staying there for six months or longer, I recommend an ex-patriate community next to the Casa Country Bar. It is just south of downtown over-looking the ocean. Three thousand pesos a month got me a 900 sq.foot one bdrm./two bathroom furnished house. A great deal plus a good bar with pool tables and dancing within the community of some 150 homes or so.

Fun times.

Docholiday101
09-25-07, 22:37
Arrived in Ensenada around 10: 30 pm, parked, hit the fish taco stand, and headed off to Miramar St with 5 buddies in tow. Avoided Anthony's because of a bad experience with their "free tekillyou" shots. Buddy of mine was seriously poisnoned by that stuff.

Hit Paris de Noche but the place wasn't crowded and the hotties have seemed to have vanished. Lots of 7's and one 8 but mostly the girls were sitting around. Along came Angelica from Acapulco with full lips and a devilish smile. Tried to pawn her off on one of my friends but she kept saying no and only wanted me. 5 foot 5 tight spinner with a CFM, 34B 24 34 and a hand that never stopped stoking my member, very aggressive, talking crazy dirt, telling me she needs some action on her airstrip, so I thought I was in for a DFE for a see note.

Went upstairs for $, before I knew it started with BBBJ while I was checking in and everyone was laughing. Got to the couches and holy shit she was tearing off my clothes. Tried to sit up to play with the twins but she threw me back down, gloved me, and started a CBJ. This almost turned into a San Juan Capistrano before I threw her off and sat up. She jumps on for cowgirl while pushing my face into the twins asking me to try and extract milk. She grabs my face and wants DFK while taking me to WF completion.

A freaking puma pouncing on me is what it felt like. Man, I felt like she needed to pay me after that encounter. Definitely not a GFE more like an aggressive sex starved wild cat wanting a huge shot on goal. If this is your cup of tea, you're in heaven.

Took me 4 bottles of tecate and couple of cigarettes to recover but now I'm ready to roll again.

Docholiday101
09-25-07, 23:04
we escape paris with my friends laughing at me and hit hot foxx. i hate the $3 cover charge for this place but whatever. we enter and immedately have 5 women on us. two 8's nice tight spinners with school girl looks, and two 6's that were eagar to please, and one 4 that looked like their mother.

my friend's (jon) a noob and acting conservative so i talk to his girl marie from ensenada. we all make him go for a "shower dance" which is all new to us. there is this shower that can fit about 4 couples in it with a half circle enclosed glass and shower heads from above. we are lmao watching him get undressed with marie.

they both get in the shower and jon is sitting there covering his member with both hands like he's in prison or something! within a minute marie joins him and wow the whole club is focused on them with loud music pounding and the mc egging them on. all of the sudden jon's shyness is gone and he gets lathered up by marie. we went from laughing to holy shit!

he's letting his hands wander everywhere when she suddenly spins him around with his back to us and kneels giving him a bbbj with a hj. jon's starting to relax when she stands up and puts her leg around his back and he starts hitting that without a raincoat! they switch to the next position doggie with marie smiling and groaning at us thru the glass. me and the boys are like wtf?

marie then jumps up and wraps both legs around him while his nailing her standing up in the shower. we start laughing because poor jon spills his load all over her leg. she get on her knees and soaps him up for some cleaning.

we all pitch in another $20 and they continue. in 10 seconds jon's got another eiffel tower and is banging marie like there is no tomorrow. we pay for another girl to go in and now he's double teamed. this show went on and on because we kept paying $40 every 3 songs for about an hour.

jon got 3 pops out of the shower and the whole club got a show. after the 1 hour shower dance my friend sits down and marie joins him for the next couple of hours. he's getting the full on gfe from her and starts out at third base never letting up. 2 hours later we gotta go fish, he gets her digits, and we sneak a peak after leaving. marie is fanning herself and looks flush. my boy jon has a smile on his face like the joker in batman.

he claims he had a jimmie on the whole time and she peeled it off to let him cum on her leg, cim, and cob. whatever. hate for him to go to ensenada looking for fish only to come back with crabs! lol

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Precocious One
09-28-07, 04:12
we escape paris with my friends laughing at me and hit hot foxx. i hate the $3 cover charge for this place but whatever. we enter and immedately have 5 women on us. two 8's nice tight spinners with school girl looks, and two 6's that were eagar to please, and one 4 that looked like their mother.

my friend's (jon) a noob and acting conservative so i talk to his girl marie from ensenada. we all make him go for a "shower dance" which is all new to us. there is this shower that can fit about 4 couples in it with a half circle enclosed glass and shower heads from above. we are lmao watching him get undressed with marie.

they both get in the shower and jon is sitting there covering his member with both hands like he's in prison or something! within a minute marie joins him and wow the whole club is focused on them with loud music pounding and the mc egging them on. all of the sudden jon's shyness is gone and he gets lathered up by marie. we went from laughing to holy shit!

he's letting his hands wander everywhere when she suddenly spins him around with his back to us and kneels giving him a bbbj with a hj. jon's starting to relax when she stands up and puts her leg around his back and he starts hitting that without a raincoat! they switch to the next position doggie with marie smiling and groaning at us thru the glass. me and the boys are like wtf?

marie then jumps up and wraps both legs around him while his nailing her standing up in the shower. we start laughing because poor jon spills his load all over her leg. she get on her knees and soaps him up for some cleaning.

we all pitch in another $20 and they continue. in 10 seconds jon's got another eiffel tower and is banging marie like there is no tomorrow. we pay for another girl to go in and now he's double teamed. this show went on and on because we kept paying $40 every 3 songs for about an hour.

jon got 3 pops out of the shower and the whole club got a show. after the 1 hour shower dance my friend sits down and marie joins him for the next couple of hours. he's getting the full on gfe from her and starts out at third base never letting up. 2 hours later we gotta go fish, he gets her digits, and we sneak a peak after leaving. marie is fanning herself and looks flush. my boy jon has a smile on his face like the joker in batman.

he claims he had a jimmie on the whole time and she peeled it off to let him cum on her leg, cim, and cob. whatever. hate for him to go to ensenada looking for fish only to come back with crabs! lolgreat post doc!

bb with two hookers? i wouldn't be so worried about the crabs as much as the poisonous octopus!

One Wing Low
11-12-07, 00:14
Is there a safe and secured expat community in Tijuana? Anywhere near La Zona Roja?

I know of a lot of burglaries of the homes and apartments in TJ. Would love to find a place to crash with the chicas.


I used to live in Ensenada. If you're going to be staying there for six months or longer, I recommend an ex-patriate community next to the Casa Country Bar. It is just south of downtown over-looking the ocean. Three thousand pesos a month got me a 900 sq.foot one bdrm./two bathroom furnished house. A great deal plus a good bar with pool tables and dancing within the community of some 150 homes or so.

Fun times.

Precocious One
11-13-07, 03:24
Is there a safe and secured expat community in Tijuana? Anywhere near La Zona Roja?

I know of a lot of burglaries of the homes and apartments in TJ. Would love to find a place to crash with the chicas.There are some ex-pat communities just north and south of Real Del Mar (the best(ocean view from 12 holes) and hardest golf course I have ever played). Also, I would stay away from Rosarito. It is a small shit-hole town that is invaded on the weekends by kids and has high-crime problems as well as water-rationing issues. I believe that Peurto Neuvo (lobster town) is also a growing American community but is quite far from TJ.

One last thing. Don't take those shrimp cocktails for granted. I live in Monterrey, MX and all they give you is a glass full of fuc_ing catsup and bay shrimp. If I can remember correctly, forty pesos used to get me cooked shrimp juice, onions, catsup, clams, oysters, gulf shrimp and depending on availbililty, sea snails. That, and a couple of 50-cent ceviche tostadas, and a meal couldn't get any better.

Gauntlet77
12-11-07, 02:58
I used to live in Ensenada. If you're going to be staying there for six months or longer, I recommend an ex-patriate community next to the Casa Country Bar. It is just south of downtown over-looking the ocean. Three thousand pesos a month got me a 900 sq.foot one bdrm./two bathroom furnished house. A great deal plus a good bar with pool tables and dancing within the community of some 150 homes or so.

Fun times.Hi there. I recognize your name from the Argentina Private forum and appreciate your contributions. I'm thinking of spending some time in Mexico this winter. Could you recommend some places to stay in the Baja? Contact info if you have it?

Thanks

Precocious One
12-12-07, 17:21
Hi there. I recognize your name from the Argentina Private forum and appreciate your contributions. I'm thinking of spending some time in Mexico this winter. Could you recommend some places to stay in the Baja? Contact info if you have it?

ThanksBuenos Aires. I will be there in March. If you have any recomendations for furnished apartments there, please do tell. I have nothing but good to say about Ensenada. Although the women there are somewhat fat and subpar compared to other mongering destinations, the value still persists. Some friends that I still keep in contact with there have told me that their economy is slowing, as they are heavily contingent upon SoCal tourism. I believe that TJ resident Country John has also made an inference as to such in one of his recent postings. Regardless, your dollars should do quite well. As for housing, sometimes you can find vacant trailers in mobile parks that the owners will rent to you on a month to month basis. Also, there is a very nice condotel that will rent to you a furnished studio apartment at $800/month about a half mile south from the Caliente Sports book/casino on the same side of the street. The hotel is located just south of the downtown tourist section and is across the street from a trailer park and two blocks away from the main drag. There are also four dance clubs located within two blocks of the condotel.

I have spent some time in TJ, Rosarito, Cabo, La Paz, Todos Santos and even lived a week in a nothing town called Punta Baja which was right out of an old Clint Eastwood western. Ensenada would be my only choice. Also, there is a large contingent of ex-pats that hang out on Thursday nights at an Italian retaurant directly off the strip underneath a full-service massage parlor. It is owned by an Australian lady and her Mexican husband and I would recommend going there as you will encounter pro and non-pro action there.

If you choose Ensenada as your destination, you will have a great time.

===============================================

Greetings,

http://www.argentinaprivate.com

Jackson

GymDandy
12-19-07, 15:25
I was in Ensenada in early December for 3 days on business and had a little time to check out the scene.

I spent most of my time at Mirage, a locals strip bar, I was the only Gringo in the place when I was there. There was a couple of cuties in the mix of about 10 to 15 girls working. I spent most of my time with Gloria from Veracruz or Tampico (I can't remember which), a little Morena spoinner with a cute little ass and A cups. Great dancer an the stage and on the lap. She also works at the Hot Fox, at least that Saturday Nite she did.

I don't really recomend this place. The waiters are very agressive on selling the 100 peso lady drinks, especially the heavy set guy, he wouldn't back off and would bring them before you ordered. I finally had to just get up and leave. Ricardo was pretty good, he was new and maybe hadn't quite learned the ropes yet. He also had worked as a welder in the OC for 13 years and kind of liked talking to a gringo. More come soon.

GymDandy
12-21-07, 14:31
On Saturday Dec. 8 I went into the PDN to check it out. I had not been there in about 4 years. The Place was packed, standing room only, which I liked because I wasn't hassled by any masseros. It was about 60/40 locals/Gringos.

The quality of chicas was quite impressive and lots of them. I was approached a couple of times before I selected Michele of TJ. She was a cute brunette who was very curvy and fondleable at the bar. She quoted me $240 for an hour (maybe 2hr) to go to my hotel which I respectfully declined. I took her up on her offer for the 2 for 1 lap dance upstairs for 200mp. She gave a very good lapper lots of grinding rubbing and for me lots of groping and licking and sucking. I was offered cbj but didn't get the price or partake. The 2fers were well worth it. If I had more time and a wingman maybe more action could of been had at a reasonable price. Definitely a place to check out when in Ensenada.

A good place to have a few beers early in the evening is the Casa Country Bar just south of downtown on the bluff over looking the beach, 15mp beers til 8:00pm. Lot's of local expats hang out here.

Precocious One
12-22-07, 18:40
On Saturday Dec. 8 I went into the PDN to check it out. I had not been there in about 4 years. The Place was packed, standing room only, which I liked because I wasn't hassled by any masseros. It was about 60/40 locals/Gringos.

The quality of chicas was quite impressive and lots of them. I was approached a couple of times before I selected Michele of TJ. She was a cute brunette who was very curvy and fondleable at the bar. She quoted me $240 for an hour (maybe 2hr) to go to my hotel which I respectfully declined. I took her up on her offer for the 2 for 1 lap dance upstairs for 200mp. She gave a very good lapper lots of grinding rubbing and for me lots of groping and licking and sucking. I was offered cbj but didn't get the price or partake. The 2fers were well worth it. If I had more time and a wingman maybe more action could of been had at a reasonable price. Definitely a place to check out when in Ensenada.

A good place to have a few beers early in the evening is the Casa Country Bar just south of downtown on the bluff over looking the beach, 15mp beers til 8:00pm. Lot's of local expats hang out here.The Casa Country Bar. Incredible sunsets on their ocean-view deck. I used to work out with the guy that runs the bar. His wife Betty and her sister run that entire camp. Real nice people. About a half mile south of there is a casa in a residential area that employs about six or seven chicas. If you take a right on the first street you run into after leaving the bar and head south past the Oxxo, you will run into a guy that sells shrimp cocktails and ceviche tostadas off a food cart on the same side of the street. The house is right around the corner from him. He has been at that same corner for ten years, and he knows of other places as well. Anyway, one hour is $40 plus $20-30 tip. Also, there is a good MP in the center of town near the rotunda, hospital and all-you-can-eat chinese buffet right on the main street. It is in a strip mall and it masquerades as a beauty salon. It is only good for HJ's, but a great value. An hour and a half for 650 pesos and the massage is excellent.

GymDandy
12-24-07, 14:48
Thanks for the details of the casa de citas, I'm some what familiar with that area. I stayed down in that area one night and had some business around there also. Would they allow a Gringo with only mediocre spanish skills in?

The shed foreman down in Manjadero(sp?) mentioned one in Ensenada but it was invite only and he didn't give a location.

Precocious One
12-27-07, 02:37
Thanks for the details of the casa de citas, I'm some what familiar with that area. I stayed down in that area one night and had some business around there also. Would they allow a Gringo with only mediocre spanish skills in?

The shed foreman down in Manjadero(sp?) mentioned one in Ensenada but it was invite only and he didn't give a location.


Yes. The girl that owns the casa speaks fluent english as do some of the workers. You can also get a pedicure and a manicure there if that is your thing. I can't remember the guys name that has the cocktail cart, but he also speaks fluent english and is a real nice guy. He mght be able to get you into the private casa that your foreman may be talking about as I have been there myself. And yes, you have to be referred. Tell him your friends with a long-haired asian guy (make up a name) that lived there a year and a half ago at the Casa Country camp that frequented the casas de citas two or three times a week. Mention the word puneta with an accent on the "n". He'll know exacly who you are talking about. Also, there is a low-key strip club nearby the Casa Country Bar. Just head straight after you leave the bar until you hit the main drag where you see the money exchange center on the corner of the Gigante shopping center. Take a left and go north about a mile just past the Santander bank. On the right hand side is a strip club that offers reasonaby-priced take-out. Good selection on the weekends.

Docholiday101
01-07-08, 21:53
Got into the city 2 nights before the new year and boy was it slow. 1st stop was PDN but it was slim pickings around 10pm with a lot of looks from 6's but nothing real worthy. Headed to Fox and found the $3 cover was gone and for good reason. Place was dead with one 9 running back and forth between tables.

Left to go to Cosmos (across the street from PDN) and BAM! Within 1 mintue the three of us had girls on us. Luckily mine, Sheri from Vera Cruz, was an 8 and a little spinner. This chic was about 22 and could not stop touch herself down there the entire time. She demanded I massage her breasts (36 B naturals) and finger her the entire time. Obviously ready and not wanting to watch her suck down $10 fetcha drinks every 2 minutes, we cut the deal. C note for sin ropa anything, $15 bar fine, and $12 for the rat hole next door plus $3. 50 for cigs. Started with CBJ good effort except for the damn biting! Reverse Cowgirl seated, then spun her around for cowgirl but was getting annoyed by her singing spanish songs in my ear. Finished stong Mish and busted my nut while she squirmed and squealed. No lube needed as she was completely soaked from start to finish, she wanted DFK the entire time, and a little bit of a clock watcher. Rating 8 on the floor and a 7 behind closed doors.

Docholiday101
01-07-08, 22:48
My buddy seemed to have a great time without having to invest in too much. Upon arrival his girl, a 6 at best, was completely drunk and having way too much fun. She was all smiles and laughing while DFK him and grinding him. It took her a whole 6 seconds to get naked down to her G-string and another 12 sec for her to have my friends sweater and shirt off.

They were going at it like high schoolers all over each other. The funny thing was she was trying to recruit us in the makeout session encouraging my other friend to DATY while she DFK another and grinding still another guy.

Needless to say this went on right in the middle of the club next to the stage and bar and no one seemed to mind. This went on for about an hour before he finally took her next door.

After my session I went back to PDN and sipped on a beer for 30 min before I noticed a goddess. By far the most gorgeous woman I've seen in Ensenada the last 3 years. Gordo, the guard/waiter, told me she never makes it past the bar because someone is always taking her upstairs. So instead of waiting I tipped him a $10 spot and told him to pull her away from the guy she was with. Face was a 10, body 10 (36D, 24, 32), personality, 10. Not pushy, Not stuck up, just friendly and inviting.

Again, Cnote, 15 bar, but the action takes place upstairs at the club on a couch. CBJ was great not rushed, tender DFKing, slow methodical grinding Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl playing with the twins from heaven, and finished with an unrushed doggie. Very slow, gental, no pounding, TLC. Like making love not fucking a hooker.

First time I was ever tempted to spend the $400 asking for the night. Don't hate fellas but I didn't catch her name. She had straight shoulder length hair slightly highlighted from brown, wearing a haltertop black dress that spilled out on the sides. Maybe 5'4.5'5" everything natural except for the boltons. By far the most popular in Paris. I can die a happy man now!

Big John 1
01-08-08, 18:33
[Jackson,can you plese give me name of reataurant mentioned and or directions.Pm me if you wish.Thanks a lot for all.QUOTE=Precocious One]Buenos Aires. I will be there in March. If you have any recomendations for furnished apartments there, please do tell. I have nothing but good to say about Ensenada. Although the women there are somewhat fat and subpar compared to other mongering destinations, the value still persists. Some friends that I still keep in contact with there have told me that their economy is slowing, as they are heavily contingent upon SoCal tourism. I believe that TJ resident Country John has also made an inference as to such in one of his recent postings. Regardless, your dollars should do quite well. As for housing, sometimes you can find vacant trailers in mobile parks that the owners will rent to you on a month to month basis. Also, there is a very nice condotel that will rent to you a furnished studio apartment at $800/month about a half mile south from the Caliente Sports book/casino on the same side of the street. The hotel is located just south of the downtown tourist section and is across the street from a trailer park and two blocks away from the main drag. There are also four dance clubs located within two blocks of the condotel.

I have spent some time in TJ, Rosarito, Cabo, La Paz, Todos Santos and even lived a week in a nothing town called Punta Baja which was right out of an old Clint Eastwood western. Ensenada would be my only choice. Also, there is a large contingent of ex-pats that hang out on Thursday nights at an Italian retaurant directly off the strip underneath a full-service massage parlor. It is owned by an Australian lady and her Mexican husband and I would recommend going there as you will encounter pro and non-pro action there.

If you choose Ensenada as your destination, you will have a great time.

===============================================
Jackson,Could you kindly give me name of Italian reastaurant mentioned and?or directions,going to Ensenada.Thank you.
Greetings,

http://www.argentinaprivate.com

Jackson[/QUOTE]

Precocious One
01-09-08, 00:56
Big John 1-

If you are coming in from TJ on Interstate 1, that road will turn into Lopez Mateos. Drive past the fish market (Ensenada's version of San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf) and look for the Caliente Sports book on your right-hand side. The restaurant is directly acroos the street on either Riverall or Alvarado street. It is less than 100 yards from the Caliente. The ex-pats only hang out there on Thursday nights. By the way, the massage parlor above the restaurant is pretty much worthless although they do offer F/S.

Docholiday101
01-11-08, 23:10
Before I go out on the town I usually hit a "Pastor" style taco stand (they carve the meat off and grill some tortillas for you) on the left side of the street before you enter into town. It has a HUGE CocaCola sign and is adjacent to a gas station. Place is always packed and the tacos are $1.

There is also the best fish taco stand visable from the street light (the 5 points area across the large intersection from Anthony's. You can literally pull up and park right in front of the stand. They're open until 1am or so. There is a mother and daughter working there ALL the time. They have a huge board with a massive amount of stickers behind where they cook.

The last place we eat is MARISCOS BAHI A ENSENADA on Riverole St. Not too far from the fish market (but across the street). We take our fresh catch (rock cod and sheephead fish) there and for $8 they cook it up and serve it with all the fixings any way you want.

Everyone we know eats at these 3 establishments and are always packed and have never been disappointed. We even drive down just to eat the tacos sometimes when we get the cravings!

Belmont
01-13-08, 06:04
Planing on being in town Jan 19 and 20. 18 in TJ. Recent posts convinced me to try out Ensenada. Been around Ensenada (4X) a bit but was always with the X. Will be fun to get around single! Bringing a friend, first timer to TJ- Ensenada. Any fellow newbees in town PM me for drink and fellow mongering. Girl friend friendly hotel suggestions appreciated. We be 45-50yrs. From N cal.
John

Precocious One
01-13-08, 18:34
Planing on being in town Jan 19 and 20. 18 in TJ. Recent posts convinced me to try out Ensenada. Been around Ensenada (4X) a bit but was always with the X. Will be fun to get around single! Bringing a friend, first timer to TJ- Ensenada. Any fellow newbees in town PM me for drink and fellow mongering. Girl friend friendly hotel suggestions appreciated. We be 45-50yrs. From N cal.
John


I don't recommend staying in town near the bars and strip joints. It is just too loud. If you continue on Lopez Mateos Ave,(the street that Interstae 1 turns into and is the main drag) about a half-mile from town there are four very cool local clubs you can hang out at that are nearby two girl-friendly hotels. These clubs (action starts around 10:00pm) have both pro and non-pro action, but it is mostly non-pro. Incidentally, I have never even been in Papas and Beers or any of the gringo bars even though I lived there almost a year. Also, if you guys are big fight fans, there is a sports bar that will show both UFC 80 and Jones jr./Trinidad on the weeekend that you are there. If you are travelling south on Lopez Mateos, the Sports Bar is on the right-hand side close to Guadalupe and Hidalgo street and within walking distance to the four clubs and two girl-friendly hotels. They have two levels, and the place gets very busy during the PPV fights. Caliente sports book will also provide action on the boxing but not the UFC.

Jones Jr. -335 to win.

Belmont
01-16-08, 03:48
Thanks for the info, more then I asked for.
I'm a big UFC fan GO BJ PENN.
Check yoyr PM.
Thanks,
BELMONT

I don't recommend staying in town near the bars and strip joints. It is just too loud. If you continue on Lopez Mateos Ave,(the street that Interstae 1 turns into and is the main drag) about a half-mile from town there are four very cool local clubs you can hang out at that are nearby two girl-friendly hotels. These clubs (action starts around 10:00pm) have both pro and non-pro action, but it is mostly non-pro. Incidentally, I have never even been in Papas and Beers or any of the gringo bars even though I lived there almost a year. Also, if you guys are big fight fans, there is a sports bar that will show both UFC 80 and Jones jr./Trinidad on the weeekend that you are there. If you are travelling south on Lopez Mateos, the Sports Bar is on the right-hand side close to Guadalupe and Hidalgo street and within walking distance to the four clubs and two girl-friendly hotels. They have two levels, and the place gets very busy during the PPV fights. Caliente sports book will also provide action on the boxing but not the UFC.

Jones Jr. -335 to win.

Belmont
01-24-08, 03:52
Most action on Miramar, between Uribe and Tecero. Anthonies, Noche de paris, Denys(el pescador) and more.
Cuotes $50-$500 per hour!
In reality I paid $50(1hr)-$100(2-1/2hr).
Bars are asking $20 per hour bar fine. this is negotiable!!!
Best stratagy wait till 1:00am and negotiate "the rest of the night" with both the girl and bar.
Small menu compaired to TJ, But a nice place to hang out and eat Lobster, shrimp and Pu____!
Belmont

Kokuta7281
02-08-08, 20:41
Since xmas Ensenada is almost dead. Few local chicas not many new chicas coming from other part.

Whats happening here?

Kokuta7281
02-08-08, 20:44
escorpion massasge has moved to a house near Wal Mart.

Kokuta7281
02-22-08, 19:57
Next to Mc Donalds 2nd floor opposite of Starbucks Cafe.

Inside is clean and much better than other clubs such as Paris Foxs ETC.

THe problem is always few customers. I think it will be a good club with more people.

Girls 4-5 on weekdays and 7-10 on weekends.

Ficha $10 Privado $20 Vip $30+ negociation.

One Wing Low
03-22-08, 01:52
Foot traffic on Mateos...Blvd is like 10% what used to be.

In day time, there is a big crowd of cruise ship gringos hanging out at Hussong, but at night there was noone.

Anthony are now mostly Mexican. There were no chicas worth taking. The street chicas hanging out near anthony were old and ugly, and they wanted $80. Fuck that.

Too bad Ensenada is really dead.

Kokuta7281
06-04-08, 03:10
Last week there was Baja500, though the clubs were

Full of Mexican's and not much gringos.

Chicas might be having a tough time I guess.

Ruby Max is closed.

There's a new club in front of Hot Fox.

Docholiday101
06-14-08, 17:51
Headed down to Ensenada Tonight for another fishing trip...Taking the camera so hopefully I'll get some pix up with a full report.

We'll see if Miramar has some life in it yet.

Botmfeedr
06-14-08, 22:20
I visited the week before the race and it had been a while since my previous visit (6 months). Anthony's was dead, they only sell 1 beer (Tecate) and the chica selection is poor. I try to fit in as well as any other gringo can but this place has really gone downhill. If you walk 2 blocks east to the Negro 13, they have a few local gals working as comfort and dance girls and usually 2 or 3 pro's working the bar. Give it a try, also at the end of this block you will find a selection of street girls. Some good some bad but all cheap.

Good luck.

Docholiday101
06-16-08, 20:14
I don't know if people are looking in all the wrong places or visiting older clubs that are dead but the 411 is way off. This past weekend was off the hook. I avoid Anthony's (Gorilla Bar) like the plague because they serve "free Tokillyou" and Denny's because it's scary and filled with locals. I checked out the other clubs mentioned from "Ruby Max" (it really is closed) to the new club in front of Hot Foxes (Called TD's). TD's is brand spanking new but had "thick local girls" working and when we went in, they starred at us as if they were hungry zombies!

Ok, enough bad 411 and drama. PM me if you want to know whats up with Ensenada. I don't do many reports but all are legit and personal experiences not second hand information. I'm in Ensenada every other month so when I post, it's literally yesterdays information.

Docholiday101
06-16-08, 20:44
Arrived Sat June 14th 9:30pm and hit the infamous fish taco stand Mariscos "El Mino" next to the harbor. Where Wahoo's got their inspiration! Got in earlier than expected so around 10pm we walk down Miramar. Avoided Anthony's, Denny's, and a couple locals to get to Paris de Noche. Paris is so packed there isn't even standing room so we cross the street to Cosmos.

Cosmos has some 6-7's with two girls having literally perfect asses. Not to many frankentein jobs, most were natural. Maybe 9 girls working with a party of 4 Gringos (looked like the beach boys reunion) taking up 4 of the top prizes so after 30 min were off to Foxes.

Foxes was a pleasent surprise. This place went from dead (last visit) to having 15 girls working the place that I could see. There were pleanty of 7-8's with a couple of 9's working 20 people max including a group of local girls having fun. Girls were nice and many spoke english well. Surprising. Lots of girls that looked no older than 18. The one that sat with me had braces and her name was Destiny from Ensenada. I left after buying her a ficha because it seemed like she wanted to dance more than anything. Off to check out Paris.

Paris again is standing room only so I call over a waiter we knew "Mike" and he pushes people off a table. I don't know why we ever waste time in other clubs because if there is another "adelitas" in Mexico, this is it. Minimum of 150 guys packed in there with at least 40 girls working this club. I'd say the girls this time around were minimum of 8's and 90% were natural. Fichas are $10 and beer is $3. Waiters speak fluent english but we still use hand signals due to the 110db music! Ok enough background crap.

I picked two girls one a spinner and another a trophy. Went up with the spinner 5'2" pretty flat up top but had an incredible face and tight body with a bub cut hairdo. Her name was Frida from Acapulco. Tried her out with a lap dance and everything seemed great until her boyfriend or long time customer showed up. They literally got into a fight and I just walk away.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Docholiday101
06-16-08, 22:13
#2 Turned out to be awesome. Her name is Vanessa from Guadalajara City perfect model face short brown styled hair, killer body without boltons natural B32s and a very cute demeanor. From the moment I walked in with my buddies she was eyeing me and even before we got a seat she asked me if she could sit with us. So when they started to parade the girls around stage for lap dances, she kept eyeing me and pointing to me. After some idiot turned her down, she almost looked sad, so I picked her up. She's an aggressive trophy (10) and like when in TJ, I try to avoid them knowing the Aggressive Trophy Dead Fish Sydrome awaits. She's peppy, so I'll give it a shot.

She tells me I remind her of her ex-boyfriend. Whatever. Upstairs we go to the VIP lounge. Paris is very sophisticated. It is computerized with print out stickers and digital timers with the owner/manager taking your money and a "bouncer" knocking. They have very small curtained "rooms" that remind me of a small closet with one metal chair with a cushion if you're lucky. The dancers do two songs and usually end up nude at the end. Full on touching and roaming is a given but how far they let you go or what you touch is up to the girl. There are about 8 rooms but they really only use 5 of them.

I knew I was in for something when Vanessa made me bypass the dance rooms for the ones at the end of the short hall (3 "special rooms"). These rooms are the size of a bathroom but have a loveseat usually leather or pleather with a small table, lit candle for lighting, a trash can, a mirror and a door with no handle so the manager or bouncer can see inside from down the hall.

As soon as I entered the room she took off my shirt and had my pants were suddenly unzipped. She started gently DFK before I could even sit down and then started to show her talents. This girl loves to kiss and was kissing me slowly with gentle biting. She used her tongue to flick over my nipples and gently suck on them (this was a strange experience). Then with my underwear still on would kiss the length of my manhood and take it in her mouth while breathing warm breath and moaning. She then mounts me cowgirl style and thru my underwear again, grabs me with her other lips and rides the length back and forth slowly to the music while kissing me and groaning. She then takes off her top and asks me to gently lick and suckle her B32 breasts while she still is riding me. I'm starting to feel a lot of heat and realize her g-string moved to the side and her lips are causing the frictions and wetness. Ok remember, this is a lap dance.

The door is open still and the manager is knocking real loud on the frame asking in spanish what the hell is going on, I thought this was a dance. Vanessa whispers in my ear $150 for "everything. " Sticker shocked, I push her off and then the fireworks begin. My whole crouch is wet from Vanessa and my pants are around my ankles, the manager looks like she's gonna hit her and starts yelling at her. I butt in and begin negotiating to save her. $150 counter $70, $120 counter $80, manager says $100+$20 barfine, I counter 80+$12 barfine and I pay extra $20 for the lap dance. Done. All this while I'm rockhard (laugh! )

I figure Vanessa is mad but she just thanks me and acts all sheepishly embarrassed then starts out kissing me again while feeling for my member. She's very happy to see I'm still ready to engage. She gives me a little bit of a BBBJ which kind of concerned me but she just licked up and down the shaft and my balls. I ask if I can feel her and she giggles grabbing my hand and guides me to her. She says, "no lube necessito. " OK, so now the show begins. Condoms on and I've been ready.

She mounts me side ways while I'm seated (hard to describe). Kind of like one leg is on the inside of my leg and the other is around me. She squeezes my member, rides up, turns, then rides it down, releases, and repeats alternating sides per stroke. At first I thought it was her hand squeezing but both are on the back of my head with fingers going thru my hair. Both my hands are on her cheeks squeezing and I'm suckling the B32s. I have never felt or had sex with this sensation. It feels as though she was milking me with her pussy by twisting. Kind of like when a girl sucks you off twisting her hands going up and down while blowing you, only there was no loss of pressure and it felt much tighter. She's not a screamer but is groaning in my ear while doing this. I don't last more than 15 minutes before I bust my nut and I'm a marathon guy. I was worried for leakage because I don't think I came that hard. Ever!

Afterward I'm still tingling from the sensation and make my way down the stairs to my buddies all cheering and clapping like the assholes they are! I must've sat for 15 mintues drinking beer trying to recover. When if EVER have you had the fuck of your life performed by a trophy without lube including a full on GF experience. Never? I did and it was in surprise surprise ENSENADA. Viva la Ensenada! So please don't go saying Ensenada is Dead.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Flipperman
06-18-08, 14:34
Hey Docholiday

I came across this thread and could not keep from replying. I remember having the same experience with Ceci as you described in your previous post - exactly the same. From sitting on me and kissing me for hours to telling me she relly liked me. She did make it seem real.

Docholiday101
06-20-08, 01:41
Hey Docholiday

I came across this thread and could not keep from replying. I remember having the same experience with Ceci as you described in your previous post - exactly the same. From sitting on me and kissing me for hours to telling me she relly liked me. She did make it seem real.Last I heard of her she was banned from Paris...Where'd you see her? At least 2 other members messaged me with the same experience. I spoke to "mike" at paris and he has no idea where she went.

Flipperman
06-21-08, 01:03
Last I heard of her she was banned from Paris...That is a shame. It was not the best sex I have ever had, but I kind of liked her. I wonder what a girl like that has to do in order to get banned from a place like that.
I met her at Paris, but it was sometime last year. It must have been spring or early summer, I am not exactly sure as I was in Ensenada on several occasions the first part of 2007. I have not been back for almost 10 months and I am looking at going down next month. From your latest posts, it sounds like there are other women worthwhile at Paris.

Crash Helmet
07-06-08, 06:46
These rooms are the size of a bathroom but have a loveseat usually leather or pleather with a small table, lit candle for lighting, a trash can, a mirror and a door with no handle so the manager or bouncer can see inside from down the hall.A mirror? Do you mean a one way mirror where management can watch you and the girl engage in a session?

Amigo69
08-10-08, 11:20
well this was my first time mongering in ensenada and it will be memorable. i drove around for awhile and found paris, the club across the road from it and the club just to the south. too bad i never made it past paris.

it was friday about 7:30 in the evening. i entered and had a drink at the bar. there was about 12 girls working and probably 20 guys in the club. i was pretty impressed with the quality of the girls. most were 8's and a couple of 7's and a couple of 9's. one of the 9's came up to the bar and i bought her a drink. can't remember her name but do remember she was from monterrey. she was very beautiful and spoke perfect english. she did have boughten chi chis but they were nice. her personality was awsome. anyhow she stated that up stairs for 1/2 hour for full service was $120. i never pay that much but she was a 9 and she would not come down on price so i finally said ok.

went upstairs and went to a room the size of a bathroom. just started to get the fun started and something burned my arm and it hurt like hell. she thought i was crazy and i said ok maybe it was my imagination. she then started to give me a bbbj and no sooner started and she let out a scream. the bouncer showed up fast and i thought i'm going to get my ass beat. she stated something burned her ass. it was not me. i then looked up and noticed that the light bulb had some type of red red material peeling off from it. the bouncer reached up and sure enough you could see it was peeling off and was hot as hell. so we changed rooms and laughed our hot asses off. anyhow she was awsome and i think i fucked her in every position possible. i even picked her up and fucked her against the wall. overall this girl was a 9 in looks and and 9 in action.

i did read some of the other posts but am a little leary of the street girls. have any of you had any experience with them? i did see a guy take a girl from the bar just to the north of pairs. anyone take a girl from 13 gato negro bar? any how next time i may try a couple other bars. paris definetly has some real beautiful girls but i do not want to pay $120 for 1/2 hour.

i mostly go to mexicali and los algodones. the girls in the clubs i go to there are mostly 7 and 8's but you can get 40 minutes for $60 for the girl and $20 for a room with a shower and bed. also you can get tln after the bars close for $140.

take care,

amigo 69

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Docholiday101
08-25-08, 22:57
A mirror? Do you mean a one way mirror where management can watch you and the girl engage in a session?No, the mirror was one of those slim full length mirrors you hang on the wall. I think they have them there so the girl can see you at all times in various positions. Like I said before, there was no door handle so you can open and close the doors and see through where the door handle should be.

Docholiday101
08-25-08, 23:10
well this was my first time mongering in ensenada and it will be memorable. i drove around for awhile and found paris, the club across the road from it and the club just to the south. too bad i never made it past paris.

it was friday about 7:30 in the evening. i entered and had a drink at the bar. there was about 12 girls working and probably 20 guys in the club. i was pretty impressed with the quality of the girls. most were 8's and a couple of 7's and a couple of 9's. one of the 9's came up to the bar and i bought her a drink. can't remember her name but do remember she was from monterrey. she was very beautiful and spoke perfect english. she did have boughten chi chis but they were nice. her personality was awsome. anyhow she stated that up stairs for 1/2 hour for full service was $120. i never pay that much but she was a 9 and she would not come down on price so i finally said ok.

went upstairs and went to a room the size of a bathroom. just started to get the fun started and something burned my arm and it hurt like hell. she thought i was crazy and i said ok maybe it was my imagination. she then started to give me a bbbj and no sooner started and she let out a scream. the bouncer showed up fast and i thought i'm going to get my ass beat. she stated something burned her ass. it was not me. i then looked up and noticed that the light bulb had some type of red red material peeling off from it. the bouncer reached up and sure enough you could see it was peeling off and was hot as hell. so we changed rooms and laughed our hot asses off. anyhow she was awsome and i think i fucked her in every position possible. i even picked her up and fucked her against the wall. overall this girl was a 9 in looks and and 9 in action.

i did read some of the other posts but am a little leary of the street girls. have any of you had any experience with them? i did see a guy take a girl from the bar just to the north of pairs. anyone take a girl from 13 gato negro bar? any how next time i may try a couple other bars. paris definetly has some real beautiful girls but i do not want to pay $120 for 1/2 hour.

i mostly go to mexicali and los algodones. the girls in the clubs i go to there are mostly 7 and 8's but you can get 40 minutes for $60 for the girl and $20 for a room with a shower and bed. also you can get tln after the bars close for $140.

take care,

amigo 69

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.sounds like you might have found ceci. i'll confirm on my next trip down. please, please stop paying $120 for 1/2 hours, your ruining it for all of us when you go and do that! going rate is $80-$100 for full service for about 30-40 minutes.

if you're brave enough to go down miramar that far you'll find trese negros (13) which is a very local bar. you can dance with very local looking girls all night before taking one out but beware of the stink eye!

the place across the street from paris is cosmos. it has younger but more local flavor girls that are very aggressive but also pretty wild.

happy hunting

Monger2006
09-05-08, 19:01
Guys:

Are the numbers you are posting in Dollar or Peso amounts?

Thanks!

Monger 2006

GymDandy
09-07-08, 17:01
Guys:

Are the numbers you are posting in Dollar or Peso amounts?

Thanks!

Monger 2006Yes they're quoting US dollar prices.

Pixmxr
11-06-08, 18:32
Info please,

I'm looking to relax at Hotel Coral for a couple of days during the week. Not just sex, but some much need R&R. Will I have any luck finding anyone at the hotel bar, should I go haul one back from town? If she spent the night that would be okay.

Pix-out

Thanks!

GymDandy
11-23-08, 15:51
I spent most of my time at Fiery Girls, out on the main Road heading out of town. Friday Nite the line up was pretty thin, maybe because I was in there at 8:30 to about 10:30. My day had been a long one and was getting tired.

There was 2 or 3 girls that were pretty good and the rest were pretty heavy. I chose Gloria who I had last Dec. there. She didn't remember me but after talking with me she figured I knew too much about her not to have spent time with her. She gives high mileage lapdances and lets you lick and suck pretty much anywhere. You just have to remind her to slow down on her watered down tequila shots because the meseroes are swarming like flys. It gets less cost effective and she gets a buzz on and she is not as pleasant to be with.

Saturday Nite met up with a local friend and his girlfriend for a drink and out to dinner. Without my knowledge they set me up with a friend of theirs. She was a widow in her mid 40's and packing quite a few extra pounds. She was a nice person and was pleasant to be around and would have done her that nite with the buzz I had going but she had to stay at the bar for a family birthday. Lost her number so I didn't call her the next day.

Went back and saw Gloria about midnite, The lineup was quite good, unfortunatley Gloria saw me immediately and stuck to me like glue. I purposely only put a portion of my funds in my front pocket as to limit her drinks. It worked really well, I got great service for a longer period of time and I got to bail out gracefully when I was sure she wasn't going to hook up with me after work.

I will finish up my report when I have the spare time.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Kokuta7281
11-26-08, 21:33
Last week for the baja1000 race paris de Noche has moved to new place,just in front where it were.

Its much cleaner and has more room.

Ensenada has been quiet for a long time, But I hope this will change the things.

Docholiday101
12-10-08, 01:31
Got a trip set in two weeks.

I'll get the report out so stay tuned!

Kokuta7281
01-18-09, 15:02
I am planning for a trip to Ensenada next weekend.

Has anyone been there lately?

Kokuta7281
02-12-09, 01:40
Last week I visit Antonys 15 girls, girls are: 6 some 7 but they are the same from 3 years before, Paris 20 girls: lots 7 some 8. And Pescador 5 girls not recommend to go there.

In all the bars is few customers. Next week is carnaval, maybe going to be better The Hot Fox 10 girls some very nice but be careful with the pony tail mesero he brings drinks even you don't ask.

Christian Troy
03-02-09, 10:09
Went to Paris with a bud. Met up with 2 chicas. Joyce (mine) tall, slender, 28 and Yanna? (him) short, curvy (not fat), 21. After being pressured by the waiters for waaaaaay to many lady drinks (good God that shit's annoying) we took them upstairs. 30$ to the house Cnote to the girls. Good time was had by all.

Besides reporting on the standard Paris experience we had something else interesting happen. We were staying at the Best Western and around midnight I went outside to see if any stores were open so I could get a bottled water. This truck parked across the street had 2 blondes that called me over. I was confused and went back inside. Our room had a balcony that faced the street and we watched a guy go over and do the boob test then get in with them. About 20 minutes later a smaller red car with 2 other girls was in the same space (we were outside watching on the balcony). They flashed their lights at us and by that time we were ready for action again so we got our shoes on and went outside but they were already gone. Perhaps across from the Best Western is some car based streetwalker location or something.

Christian Troy
03-06-09, 05:12
Now that I'm back from my trip I want to pass on a few tips about Paris that I believe you'll find useful. As of today the official exchange rate is 15. 27682 pesos per $1. I was able to find a forex that gave me 14. 95. For simplicities sake we'll operate under the assumption of 15 pesos/dollar.

Since I'm a gringo the club workers (bouncers, waiters, strippers) would all quote me prices in dollars. 12$ for a girly drink (ficha), 30$ for a room, $100 for a girl. However, I started asking for prices in pesos and insisted that was all I had. What I found was that the clubs employees were all using a 10 peso/dollar rule of thumb. This was independently confirmed through interactions with several different employees as well as the experiences of my friend.

This meant the fischas were now 120 pesos, a private room was 300 pesos, and the girl was 1000 pesos. However, b/c we had exchanged our money at a 15 peso/dollar exchange rate the prices we payed were 8$ for a ficha (still a fucking ripoff), $20 for a room, and $66. 67 for the girl.

I'm not sure if this 10 peso/dollar thing is a general rule of thumb they always follow or if it changes per weekend. Regardless I think taking the time to seek out a decent forex and then when inside the club insisting on paying with pesos is the way to go. It can't hurt, just clarify with a few calculations (use your cell phone if you have to) that you're getting the better deal, and if not miraculously "find" some dollars.

Oh and one last thing. Those waiters will fucking hound you to buy drinks for the ladies (they make a commision off of these) even when the girls drink is half full. Just tell the girl you'll tip her 10-20$ if she doesn't drink her drink (she makes a commision as well) or buy it yourself at the bar. The girls I interacted with didn't really seem to have the waiters best interests at heart and were willing to go along with it. Fuck those guys.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

LuvDaPuss
03-14-09, 05:00
From the frequency of the posting I think the Ensenada board must be a little slow. Cool. I should be heading there next weekend and staying at Las Rosas just north of town. I am more of a massage/dirty ending type of guy as opposed to the club scene. Any recommendations?


Many thanks gents............LDP

Christian Troy
03-14-09, 18:48
From the frequency of the posting I think the Ensenada board must be a little slow. Cool. I should be heading there next weekend and staying at Las Rosas just north of town. I am more of a massage/dirty ending type of guy as opposed to the club scene. Any recommendations?

Many thanks gents............LDPWell there is no shortage of places advertising massage, but all the places I dropped by appeared to be legit (although I feel I should mention I stuck to the nicer areas of town). However, if you like a good massage it is worth it even if it doesn't end happily/dirtily.

My recommendation for obtaining information would be to go to the cigar/liquor stores, buy something, then chat up the owner. Or if you're in a restaurant and your waiter seems "with it" ask for his recommendations. My experience is that these guys were more than happy to give their opinions on such matters.

Kokuta7281
08-06-09, 04:27
Did anyone visited Ensenda recently?

I am planing to spend few days next week, are there anything new?

Or better visit TJ?

Sydysydy
12-17-09, 08:00
Did anyone visited Ensenda recently?

I am planing to spend few days next week, are there anything new?

Or better visit TJ?Well since nobody answered you, I assume you found out for yourself? I am now heading Ensenada way. Any advice on availability / quality / prices would be much appreciated.

One Wing Low
01-17-10, 11:03
I usually go to Anthony's. Hang out a while scoping the chicas and take one to the hotel. The chicas here are older and not as good-looking, 5 or 6 on the TJ scale, usually $100 for short time.

On the dark side street between Anthony's and Hotel San Nicolas there are usually 5,6 street girls. They charge $60 and the motel $20. Hotel San Nicolas will not let you take the chicas to the room. They have security guards roaming around all night checking up on people.

Another way I heard about but have not tried, is to flag down a few taxis and find one who would take you to a local casa de chicas. I was told there were many good-looking chicas in a casa South of downtown, near the beach, but I have not seen them personally. You take the chica to the room inside the casa. This is typical local action in Mexico.

I tried the casas in Cabo and La Paz. The selections were very limited. The chicas were in mid 20's but very rough looking. Their skins were very dark; their hands and feet had lots of callouses from field work. Some even have needle marks on their arms and legs. I was very disappointed. TJ has many good-looking chicas by far.

Will go to Ensenada soon. Any bros having infos for the secasas please post.

Sound7
01-21-10, 19:14
Prices are Inflated due to the cruise ship Baja stopping point and nautica activities- sail boat race. English is spoken widely. Last time I checked Club Nautica hotel asking price was $140.

Fish market is a deal and great food. Baja style and fresh.

Chicas looked better at the movie house by the Fish Market. Not a P4P.


I usually go to Anthony's. Hang out a while scoping the chicas and take one to the hotel. The chicas here are older and not as good-looking, 5 or 6 on the Tijuana scale, usually $100 for short time.

On the dark side street between Anthony's and Hotel San Nicolas there are usually 5, 6 street girls. They charge $60 and the motel $20. Hotel San Nicolas will not let you take the chicas to the room. They have security guards roaming around all night checking up on people.

Another way I heard about but have not tried, is to flag down a few taxis and find one who would take you to a local casa de chicas. I was told there were many good-looking chicas in a casa South of downtown, near the beach, but I have not seen them personally. You take the chica to the room inside the casa. This is typical local action in Mexico.

I tried the casas in Cabo and La Paz. The selections were very limited. The chicas were in mid 20's but very rough looking. Their skins were very dark; their hands and feet had lots of callouses from field work. Some even have needle marks on their arms and legs. I was very disappointed. Tijuana has many good-looking chicas by far.

Will go to Ensenada soon. Any bros having infos for the secasas please post.

El Nino
07-20-10, 04:14
Just got back from my first Baja Mexico cruise and it was Awesome!! Catalina Island was nice and Ensenada was GREAT! I had never been to Ensenada before and was told to visit papas and beer. Well once we got off of our little bus ride to the city, we purchased a $20.00 bracelet which meant all you can drink at Mango Mango. We spent about an hour at Mango Mango only because the place was pretty dead. We had a few drinks and then asked where a good strip club was. We were told Paris de Noche, which I will never forget! We left mango Mango and headed for paris de Noche. We walked in Paris at around 12:30pm and the place was pretty dead as well. It was very nice inside, clean and IMO very attractive dancers working. Our server was great and treated us like kings, I think his name was Marco but not sure. Beer prices were not too cheap and to buy a drink for one of the girls was $12 dollars! I did fall in love with a few of the girls especially Fernanda! But for the most part, we had so much fun at Paris de Noche that we are planning on coming back as soon as we can. Ultimately, Great service, very attractive girls, and a clean environment. Ensenada was a fun town and would recommend it to anyone looking for a fun time and place to relax for a few hours.

Amigo69
08-16-10, 02:51
Well nice report but did you get any? If so what was the price and quality? How could you go and not get any? I have been in Pairis de Noche 2 1/2 years ago and yes the chicas were hot. And the price was a little high for a chica but she was a 9. If I remember right it was $90 for 1/2 hour in a private but small room with no bed. But was able to do enough positions.


Just got back from my first Baja Mexico cruise and it was Awesome!! Catalina Island was nice and Ensenada was GREAT! I had never been to Ensenada before and was told to visit papas and beer. Well once we got off of our little bus ride to the city, we purchased a $20.00 bracelet which meant all you can drink at Mango Mango. We spent about an hour at Mango Mango only because the place was pretty dead. We had a few drinks and then asked where a good strip club was. We were told Paris de Noche, which I will never forget! We left mango Mango and headed for paris de Noche. We walked in Paris at around 12:30pm and the place was pretty dead as well. It was very nice inside, clean and IMO very attractive dancers working. Our server was great and treated us like kings, I think his name was Marco but not sure. Beer prices were not too cheap and to buy a drink for one of the girls was $12 dollars! I did fall in love with a few of the girls especially Fernanda! But for the most part, we had so much fun at Paris de Noche that we are planning on coming back as soon as we can. Ultimately, Great service, very attractive girls, and a clean environment. Ensenada was a fun town and would recommend it to anyone looking for a fun time and place to relax for a few hours.

CaptainDorado
08-11-11, 21:32
Does any one know of any casas around the the town? I have been working In Ensenada for the last 2 months a few days a week, can't find shit, only fat mexican chicks that I am not interested in. And when the cruise ship is in all the prices go way up. After spending time down in Columbia I think I am spolied.

Mike B
09-19-11, 07:28
I was in Ensenada on a late Friday afternoon (before 6) and stopped by Paris de Noche. I figured the weekend crowd would be coming down from California, but no, the place was totally dead with just a couple of girls working. I chatted with a girl from Guadalajara, cute face 7 but really chubby 5 body. Mamasan wanted a bit over US$100 for the girl and a room upstairs; not really worth it. I thought about coming back later in the evening or the next day but Ensenada in general was pretty dead so I decided to pass.

Also, for some reason I thought Paris de Noche is further away from the tourist area but it's actually just "around the corner", just a couple blocks from Hussong's, etc.

Big John 1
10-14-11, 00:13
It is on main drag Lopez Mateos #628, parking, Internet, Tv. I am there right now on laptop. A regular chica I broke up with wanted to go there came by place in Rosarito few hours ago she has family Ensenada. I was hesistant but a little sin ropa convinced me to literally hop on the bus after she hopped off! Willl not be mongering here but great Fish market, etc. I stayed in this hotel about 4 years back it was I think then 350p. For 210pesos a real bargain! Right in downtown 2 blocks waterfront Malecon. Said would be this price till around Thanksgiving. I will attempt furtively to observe any possible street action. LOL!

Artisttyp
10-14-11, 00:40
It is on main drag Lopez Mateos #628, parking, Internet, Tv. I am there right now on laptop. A regular chica I broke up with wanted to go there came by place in Rosarito few hours ago she has family Ensenada. I was hesistant but a little sin ropa convinced me to literally hop on the bus after she hopped off! Willl not be mongering here but great Fish market, etc. I stayed in this hotel about 4 years back it was I think then 350p. For 210pesos a real bargain! Right in downtown 2 blocks waterfront Malecon. Said would be this price till around Thanksgiving. I will attempt furtively to observe any possible street action. LOL!Any heat? I bet it's cold down there.

Big John 1
10-14-11, 03:54
Any heat? I bet it's cold down there.As will be with chica tonight! No this is no heating system, hey are you so kind of high class guy? LOL! Bigjohn

Smalldan
10-17-11, 21:26
I am planning my trip to Ensenada for this weekend!

Any suggestions on which bar should I go to pick up "GOOD looking chicas?"

And what is the damage?

Thanks

WyattEarp
10-31-12, 04:48
Is there anything going on in Ensenada? There was a Doc Holliday who said he was visiting and posting often a few years ago. Doc, can you help your old buddy Wyatt and give me an update on the scene?

Judd
11-17-12, 23:38
Hola Dudes,

I was in Ensenada last Wednesday. Downtown was in full party mode due to the Baja 2000 starting in the next day or so. I'm not sure of the street names, but from Papas-and-beers down to the next street was blocked to traffic with two stages at either end playing house music. I was tt the rock bar across from Papas gettin my drink on, and asked a tout if knew where a massage parlor was located. He did. From the corner, we walked south for a block, then right towards the ocean. The massage parlor I went to was located about halfway down on the left side of the street. There were 5 chicas all doable in the 5 to 7 range. They were all in their 20's. I took the one with the biggest rack. Price was 30usd for 1/2 hr massage. At first, I wasn't sure if this was just a rub-and-tug, or if FS was offered. However, I quickly figured things out when I saw the condom on the table in the massage room. After the massage, the negotiations began. She wanted 80usd, I countered with 50usd, and settled on 65usd. Nice blow job sin condom. She was cool with bangin in different positions. I finished with a nice jerk on her massives gazongas! I ended up giving her $70 because she was a good sport, and gave me absolutely no attitude throughout the entire session.

I went back to the street party, and met up with my amigo to watch some hot chicas dancing on the stage. He befriended a couple of kids by getting them stoned. From there, they took us to a couple of strip clubs. I can't remember the name of the first one, maybe negros? Could be totally off. I think it was located on the same street as Papas about two blocks down (away from the ocean.) The stage was located in the center of room. The cool thing was the dressing rooms where the chicas were prepping was visible. This was my buddy's first time at a strip club outside the states. He was having a good time slapping some fine chica's ass. I asked her how much. She said 130usd for half hour. Probably could've negotiated down to 100usd, but decided to bail. About 20 chicas in the place. Some real cuties.

The next club we went to I thought was Paraiso. However, in looking at the previous posts, it was most likely Paris. When I walked in, I could immediately tell this was a top notch club. Then, I got a look at the chicas, and was further convinced this was the place to be. Keep in mind, it was only 8:30 in the PM, and this place we already goin off. Reminded me of the Bankok club in Tijuana. There had to be at least 50 or more chicas milling around wearing next to nothing. I was impressed with the selection.

My buddy immediately found a chica with a big rack, and a great ass! Not much negotiating to be had here as he was in love. She wanted 80usd for 15 minutes. Since I had never been to this place, I had no idea if this was the norm. My guess is this was high due to the increased gringo traffic, and I would've walked. However, this is what and who my buddy wanted, so I was not in a position to tell her to get lost.

Once my buddy came out with a smile on his face, we had to jet back to the boat. We bought our new friends an 18 pack of tecate, thanked them for the tour, and just made it back to the boat in time for departure.

I wish I would've had more time to explore the city, and apologize for the vagueness of the post. This trip was sorta last minute for me. I wasn't expecting my buddy to be down with the mongering scene. Walking back to the shuttle, he said he now understood and fully appreciated, why I do what I do. Another successful conversion!

Take Care,

Illini333
11-29-12, 20:09
Going to be down here after Tijuana. Any recommendations? Looking to meet some regular girls, maybe find a girl friend, and go to some of the puteras. Any recommendations? I was here in 2010 but don't remember any of the names. Any help would be great! THanks!

Nibu Raphael
12-06-12, 21:53
hi,

has anyone used that route on bus or car? i think i did years ago. you do run thru the great wine area. here in tecate there is like two buses a day that go to ensenada. think one at like 8. 30 am then 12. 30 i think.

ok i still need updates on ensenada if anthonys is still around whats up too by paris by night too?

i might go to ensenada in a few days. probably instead thru tijuana but can maybe thru tecate way too. i wonder if there are any clubs on between tecate and ensenada too? if so post anything even if there are normal bars on the way there.

ok also back to ensenada any cheap hotels for the night from 150 to 220 pesos? if so peeps tell me and post here or send me a pm for sure. i would be happy on that. think my friend said cheapest is 180 a night and you must check in like after 11 a night. maybe its by the mateos area not sure.

ok alright and last but not least peeps don't support papas and beers they are racist and deny when they have beer promos any for gringos they must pay normal price. so folks do not support them in ensenada or in rosarito. great tecate don't have one. papas and beers are very bad on this do boycott them for sure.

until next time,

nibu

Guitarrefreak
12-12-12, 07:03
Planning on heading south of ensenada during the week of Christmas for a backpacking trip.

Any bros here know how to get the tourist card at san ysidro after they changed the entrance?

Thanks for tips

Artisttyp
12-12-12, 08:00
Planning on heading south of ensenada during the week of Christmas for a backpacking trip.

Any bros here know how to get the tourist card at san ysidro after they changed the entrance?

Thanks for tipsBefore you pass through the mexican customs checkpoint / baggage search area ask to purchase a visa and they will direct you down a little hallway. First room down on the right hand side. This is the make shift office until the construction is done. They stamped my passport and told me I had to stop by a bank and pay a fee.

There used to be a bank on site but during the construction process things are different.

Guitarrefreak
12-14-12, 08:24
Thanks bro.

How did you find out about this?

You visited after the new entrance got started?

Awesome.


Before you pass through the mexican customs checkpoint / baggage search area ask to purchase a visa and they will direct you down a little hallway. First room down on the right hand side. This is the make shift office until the construction is done. They stamped my passport and told me I had to stop by a bank and pay a fee.

There used to be a bank on site but during the construction process things are different.

Artisttyp
12-14-12, 08:33
Thanks bro.

How did you find out about this?

You visited after the new entrance got started?

Awesome.Yes. I stay for one month so I try to obtain the legal documents.

Guitarrefreak
12-15-12, 02:24
Nice! I am heading down on a roadtrip, across a few cities, pretty exciting, a little nervous, but I am sure I will turn out ok, kind of curious on how the bus system works, I have found some comprehensive website providing guidance, but no where do they indicate where the local bus station is actually located.

So with the new entrance into mexico, I ask them to take me immediately down right into a room to get my FMM taken care of. Where is the closest banco for me to pay?

Or can I take care of it at any banco?

Thanks.


Yes. I stay for one month so I try to obtain the legal documents.

Artisttyp
12-15-12, 04:15
Nice! I am heading down on a roadtrip, across a few cities, pretty exciting, a little nervous, but I am sure I will turn out ok, kind of curious on how the bus system works, I have found some comprehensive website providing guidance, but no where do they indicate where the local bus station is actually located.

So with the new entrance into mexico, I ask them to take me immediately down right into a room to get my FMM taken care of. Where is the closest banco for me to pay?

Or can I take care of it at any banco?

Thanks.From what I remember he said ANY bank but just walk into one and ask them if you can pay the visa fee.

I believe there are a few choices by bus to ensenada. The way I know is go to the bus terminal right after your cross the taxi stand (old entrance / old turn styles / Mc Donalds) as soon as you get into mexico. You will need to think "old entrance" to figure this out. Not hard to find or ask " La terminal de Autobuses hacia ensenada por favor". You go across the street (past the taxi stand) then to the left up a few hundred feet to the left of Plaza "VIVA" Tijuana. You will see a few signs for bus companies on marquees located in what looks like a mini mall. It is actually a bus station. Forgot which company it is but one gate / ticketing area sectioned off by itself services ensenada. It should be the first one to the right if coming from the old entrance into Tijuana. Cost is roughly $25. Buses leave all day until 5pm I believe but verify.

I've heard bad things about cops the further south so watch yourself. I'd love to find a poetic hang out away from Tijuana but nothing in the near vicinity seems promising. I hope you prove me wrong. Good luck and have fun.

If by chance that station does not meet your needs you can go to La Central Camionera (main bus station) off the via expresa on the way to el florido. You can get there by grabbing a ruta van/taxi on ave. madero and 2nd st. It will say WALMART/El Forido ( towards plaza macro ) on it. Mention " quiero bajar en la central camionera". It drops you off right in front 11/12 pesos. Same thing going back. Drops you off in centro.

Artisttyp

Guitarrefreak
12-15-12, 08:55
Only the most detailed responses from artisttyp

Thanks bro.

I think getting buses to travel within baja norte (rosarito, puerto nuevo, ensenada) are going to be ok for me, hit / miss, I should be able to find it.

Problem is when I head further down south, not sure if they have big bus terminals in all cities, or just random stops (say like santa rosalia, mulege, etc)


From what I remember he said ANY bank but just walk into one and ask them if you can pay the visa fee.

I believe there are a few choices by bus to ensenada. The way I know is go to the bus terminal right after your cross the taxi stand (old entrance / old turn styles / Mc Donalds) as soon as you get into mexico. You will need to think "old entrance" to figure this out. Not hard to find or ask " La terminal de Autobuses hacia ensenada por favor". You go across the street (past the taxi stand) then to the left up a few hundred feet to the left of Plaza "VIVA" Tijuana. You will see a few signs for bus companies on marquees located in what looks like a mini mall. It is actually a bus station. Forgot which company it is but one gate / ticketing area sectioned off by itself services ensenada. It should be the first one to the right if coming from the old entrance into Tijuana. Cost is roughly $25. Buses leave all day until 5pm I believe but verify.

I've heard bad things about cops the further south so watch yourself. I'd love to find a poetic hang out away from Tijuana but nothing in the near vicinity seems promising. I hope you prove me wrong. Good luck and have fun.

If by chance that station does not meet your needs you can go to La Central Camionera (main bus station) off the via expresa on the way to el florido. You can get there by grabbing a ruta van / taxi on ave. Madero and 2nd st. It will say WALMART / El Forido (towards plaza macro) on it. Mention " quiero bajar en la central camionera". It drops you off right in front 11/12 pesos. Same thing going back. Drops you off in centro.

Artisttyp

Artisttyp
12-15-12, 09:48
Only the most detailed responses from artisttyp

Problem is when I head further down south, not sure if they have big bus terminals in all cities, or just random stops (say like santa rosalia, mulege, etc) All mexican towns are inter connected by bus in one way or the other. The bus system in mexico is by far the luxurious and well maintained system that I have ever experienced. You WILL get to where you need to go.

If you google "mexican bus companies" you can see the routes that they offer so you have a heads up. Estrella Blanca and Tufesa are the best IMO. If you can get TUFESA to anywhere you want to go definitely go on that line. They offer platinum service.

Guitarrefreak
12-15-12, 20:04
Do you happen to know if the services are stopped or less frequent during the Christmas day (s)?


All mexican towns are inter connected by bus in one way or the other. The bus system in mexico is by far the luxurious and well maintained system that I have ever experienced. You WILL get to where you need to go.

If you google "mexican bus companies" you can see the routes that they offer so you have a heads up. Estrella Blanca and Tufesa are the best IMO. If you can get TUFESA to anywhere you want to go definitely go on that line. They offer platinum service.

Artisttyp
12-15-12, 20:25
Do you happen to know if the services are stopped or less frequent during the Christmas day (s)?I do not know but that is a good question.

Nibu Raphael
12-17-12, 03:31
Hi Guys,

Me too I am seeking info on Ensenada like guitar freak even beyond there too. Maybe Artistty can answer this on for me too. I am also looking in to info on how much a bus is from Ensenada to Cabo. While I am talking too I am in Tijuana now. So I guess I catch the bus at the terminal by plaza viva not sure?

Any info on this post back here or pm me, Nibu.

Sound7
12-18-12, 23:10
FMM Form. Multi Entry Tourist Visa for extended stay past 72 hours in border area and 75 miles past Tijuana / SY borber for up to 180 days. Is the fee around $22. 00?

Anyone experienced the FMM multi-renewal process upon a second entry within the 180 days?

Bus travel on Christmass Day? I would travel on 24th regardless of the schedule to be safe.


I do not know but that is a good question.

Guitarrefreak
12-19-12, 05:50
So, follow artisstyp's guidance, I took a look when I passed the linea this Monday, yes it looks like there is an office to go in and take care of government stuff, so that puts my mind at ease.

But while I was walking through the overpass to the sea of taxi, I noticed another office that looks like it was processing something, not sure what the heck that is.

And I am still trying to figure out if the banks are opened for me to make the payment, if it is, I will try to go to revolution and find one of the banks to pay.


FMM Form. Multi Entry Tourist Visa for extended stay past 72 hours in border area and 75 miles past Tijuana / SY borber for up to 180 days. Is the fee around $22. 00?

Anyone experienced the FMM multi-renewal process upon a second entry within the 180 days?

Bus travel on Christmass Day? I would travel on 24th regardless of the schedule to be safe.

Artisttyp
12-19-12, 06:56
Hi Guys,

Me too I am seeking info on Ensenada like guitar freak even beyond there too. Maybe Artistty can answer this on for me too. I am also looking in to info on how much a bus is from Ensenada to Cabo. While I am talking too I am in Tijuana now. So I guess I catch the bus at the terminal by plaza viva not sure?

Any info on this post back here or pm me, Nibu.Nibs.

No idea about Cabo but why don't you visit the Central Camionera in Tijuana and check out all the bus companies schedules and prices.

Sound7
12-20-12, 19:13
Around $120 to Cabo one way and look for promotions if any by various bus services, I recall this from this summer. No promotions at that time or discount in play.


Hi Guys,

Me too I am seeking info on Ensenada like guitar freak even beyond there too. Maybe Artistty can answer this on for me too. I am also looking in to info on how much a bus is from Ensenada to Cabo. While I am talking too I am in Tijuana now. So I guess I catch the bus at the terminal by plaza viva not sure?

Any info on this post back here or pm me, Nibu.

Guitarrefreak
01-02-13, 00:46
I just came back to san diego, so I apologize if the info is too little, too late.

Anyway as artist mentioned, the bus station is an easy 10 block walk on the main drag, any local can point you in the right direction.

My ticket from ensenada to san ignacio costed me USD 111, which is a tad pricey, you 'may' be better off going to Tijuana and getting volaris air and fly to cabo directly but check online for pricing before you do as they fluctuate quite a bit.

If you happen to have a student I'd, buses are automatic 50% off, but remember to dress comfy as it is a long ass ride.

Cabo is not that great for mongering, but if you are trying to get a mix of civilian action (nubile college chicks, or just locals) , cabo is a good destination for that.

Have fun.


Around $120 to Cabo one way and look for promotions if any by various bus services, I recall this from this summer. No promotions at that time or discount in play.

Guitarrefreak
01-10-13, 10:49
Hey artisstyp. Where did you get your exit stamp?

Same little office coming into mexico?

Idiot at the airport told me I can get that when crossing immigration into US but that obviously made no sense

Thanks.


I just came back to san diego, so I apologize if the info is too little, too late.

Anyway as artist mentioned, the bus station is an easy 10 block walk on the main drag, any local can point you in the right direction.

My ticket from ensenada to san ignacio costed me USD 111, which is a tad pricey, you 'may' be better off going to Tijuana and getting volaris air and fly to cabo directly but check online for pricing before you do as they fluctuate quite a bit.

If you happen to have a student I'd, buses are automatic 50% off, but remember to dress comfy as it is a long ass ride.

Cabo is not that great for mongering, but if you are trying to get a mix of civilian action (nubile college chicks, or just locals) , cabo is a good destination for that.

Have fun.

Artisttyp
01-10-13, 15:20
Hey artisstyp. Where did you get your exit stamp?

Same little office coming into mexico?

Idiot at the airport told me I can get that when crossing immigration into US but that obviously made no sense

Thanks.No exit stamp when you walk back to the USA. WHY? You don't have to go through mexican immigration again.

The visa is good for 6 months so hold onto it until it expires.

Guitarrefreak
01-11-13, 08:06
No exit stamp when you walk back to the USA. WHY? You don't have to go through mexican immigration again.

The visa is good for 6 months so hold onto it until it expires.That is the part I am confused, when I got the FMM, they stamped to indicate that I 'entered' (with the intent to stay over 6 mths, or to pass south of ensenada)

Shouldn't they need to stamp to prove that I have exited or 'surrenderred' my FMM?

Else, why would anyone even bother to check for the fmm? Afaik, neither the policia, nor the federalis check for it

Gallo Ingles
01-11-13, 13:42
[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak; 1371908]That is the part I am confused, when I got the FMM, they stamped to indicate that I 'entered' (with the intent to stay over 6 mths, or to pass south of ensenada)

Shouldn't they need to stamp to prove that I have exited or 'surrenderred' my FMM? /QUOTE]You need to surrender the document to the Mexican immigration authorities upon departing the country before the end of the six month period. If you haven't yet paid the fee, you will need to do that also. Generally speaking, any Mexican bank can take the payment.

If you fail to turn in the document, your name will remain in their computer system and you could be subject to a fine if you return to Mexico in the future.

Ahh, how I miss the old, pre-computer days when we could do what we wanted without having our every movement monitored in some way.

Artisttyp
01-11-13, 14:04
That is the part I am confused, when I got the FMM, they stamped to indicate that I 'entered' (with the intent to stay over 6 mths, or to pass south of ensenada)

Shouldn't they need to stamp to prove that I have exited or 'surrenderred' my FMM?

Else, why would anyone even bother to check for the fmm? Afaik, neither the policia, nor the federalis check for itIn theory "yes" but like I said you never pass through mexican immigration on the way back into the states. As Gallo states above you are supposed to hand it in but who knows where. In my case I save it for future Tijuana trips within a 6 month period. This usually lasts me the entire Tijuana season.

Guitarrefreak
01-13-13, 09:00
In theory "yes" but like I said you never pass through mexican immigration on the way back into the states. As Gallo states above you are supposed to hand it in but who knows where. In my case I save it for future Tijuana trips within a 6 month period. This usually lasts me the entire Tijuana season.Thanks guys. So really, the "where" is the question, I am inclined to think that it is the same office where I originally got the form (making an immediate right after entering the building) , because like gallo said, my name is in the system, and I want to make sure I don't break any rule per se

Gallo Ingles
01-13-13, 15:09
Thanks guys. So really, the "where" is the question, I am inclined to think that it is the same office where I originally got the form (making an immediate right after entering the building) , because like gallo said, my name is in the system, and I want to make sure I don't break any rule per seI don't know the area, but I believe you can turn it back in at the place where you received it. If not there, I am sure that they will tell you where to go.

G. I.

Guitarrefreak
01-13-13, 19:41
I don't know the area, but I believe you can turn it back in at the place where you received it. If not there, I am sure that they will tell you where to go.

G. I.Or they may shoot me down as I climb the stairs.

Thanks for the feedback

Nibu Raphael
02-09-13, 01:41
Hi I got the stamp too when I was leaving Tijuana even paid the bank. Other grinos that trevel by bus say never get the stamp, Immigration and Military checkpoints never look for that, I am though returning by plane, I guess if you need to return by plane yes, And if you must do and get it done IN Tijuana do it but don't then pay the fee at the bank, How will they find out. Anyways Most people that travel by bus car igtnore this, Good idea, Us Immigration don't need to track all your moves. They know enough.

Ok but other bad news now Mexican immigration has the right on the streets to check your immigration status, That might be more power to them on shakedowns.

Ok hope my info helped here too.
[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak; 1371908]That is the part I am confused, when I got the FMM, they stamped to indicate that I 'entered' (with the intent to stay over 6 mths, or to pass south of ensenada)

Shouldn't they need to stamp to prove that I have exited or 'surrenderred' my FMM? /QUOTE]You need to surrender the document to the Mexican immigration authorities upon departing the country before the end of the six month period. If you haven't yet paid the fee, you will need to do that also. Generally speaking, any Mexican bank can take the payment.

If you fail to turn in the document, your name will remain in their computer system and you could be subject to a fine if you return to Mexico in the future.

Ahh, how I miss the old, pre-computer days when we could do what we wanted without having our every movement monitored in some way.

Guitarrefreak
05-22-13, 06:26
Hi I got the stamp too when I was leaving Tijuana even paid the bank. Other grinos that trevel by bus say never get the stamp, Immigration and Military checkpoints never look for that, I am though returning by plane, I guess if you need to return by plane yes, And if you must do and get it done IN Tijuana do it but don't then pay the fee at the bank, How will they find out. Anyways Most people that travel by bus car igtnore this, Good idea, Us Immigration don't need to track all your moves. They know enough.

Ok but other bad news now Mexican immigration has the right on the streets to check your immigration status, That might be more power to them on shakedowns.

Ok hope my info helped here too.

[QUOTE=Gallo Ingles; 1371996]In the spirit of closure, the oficina de goberno is where one gets both stamps for enter and exit.

The guys with guns did not flinch as I was making my way up the stairs.

Glad to be alive

Onesys01
10-20-13, 22:49
Good afternoon gentleman,

It seems this forum is really slow, does that mean things have stopped down there?

JohnnyGolfr
09-20-14, 20:18
Visited a couple of weeks ago. Top floor of Anthony's caught fire recently, but the club is still open.

Didn't get a chance to roam around much, but will try next week.

Commonglass
12-07-14, 21:57
I'm planning to hit Ensenada during the Christmas vacation. The hotels online seem way overpriced. Is there affordable, safe, clean housing that I can get for 7-10 days in Ensenada? It doesn't need to be girl friendly. Thanks!

Clutch
12-19-14, 03:31
I'm planning to hit Ensenada during the Christmas vacation. The hotels online seem way overpriced. Is there affordable, safe, clean housing that I can get for 7-10 days in Ensenada? It doesn't need to be girl friendly. Thanks!Commonglass,

Here's a couple of recommendations. I like the Villa Fontana Inn near the corner of Lopez Mateos and Alvarado. It's secure with gated parking and you have to go through the reception area to enter after hours. The fee is around $55-65 usd per night but you get a discount with a AAA card. Just don't make reservations online if you want that discount. I think you can only apply the AAA discount with walk up payments. Makes no sense to me but that's what they they told me. You might want to call before to see how full they are. You might get away with going down without reservations as I don't believe Christmas is a big tourist week in Ensenada. The rooms all have A / see and heaters too. A little less secure but way cheaper is the Hotel Bugambilias. It's on Avenida Macheros half a block down from the main drag. It has cameras on the entrance for the lobby person to watch your vehicle but I wouldn't want to leave a BMW or Jaguar there either. I take my average vehicle in there with no worries and have never had a problem. I think it's around $35 usd per night and is simple and fairly clean. I feel safe the times that I've stayed there. Both are girl friendly and the Bugambilias is super close to all the strip bars. I might be going to spent time with my civilian girlfriend Monday but I'm not positive.

Have a great trip!

Clutch

Uk4444
04-03-15, 01:11
Just thought I would share my experiences in Ensenada.

Couple of decent strip clubs Paris is the best.

They offer full service for approx $150 - girls range from 6 - 8 in quality.

Couple of weeks ago. Found a very small club / bar on the main road running through Ensenada (opposite Starbucks) that had 4 girls with one being a solid 9 out of 10. Cost was $120 for HR.

Sorry I cannot remember the name of the place.

The Tall Man
01-05-16, 05:44
Just thought I would share my experiences in Ensenada.

Couple of decent strip clubs Paris is the best.

They offer full service for approx $150 - girls range from 6 - 8 in quality.

Couple of weeks ago. Found a very small club / bar on the main road running through Ensenada (opposite Starbucks) that had 4 girls with one being a solid 9 out of 10. Cost was $120 for HR.

Sorry I cannot remember the name of the place.I recall back in the late 1990's to early 2000's Anthony's was the place to pick up girls. Has it gone away? Girls moved to another location? I drove by Anthony's last week during the day and it's still there.

The Tall Man.

On Your Face
06-05-16, 20:04
Paris seems like the top strip club / chica bar right now. A main stage when you walk inside then another stage in the back room. Very dark with plenty of girls, but too many ass implants for my tastes. The DJ and music are way too loud even for Mexico standards! Saw one or two dudes sitting at the rail wearing earplugs. It was very crowded late night with SoCal bros in town for the Baja 500.

I never did a private dance. My Mexican friend did and said it was only $13 US for one full-nude song with lots of touching. I was expecting $20 per song. No info to pass along about the VIP rooms. A few hookers and transsexuals were working the street when we left. Plenty of taxis available.

Chris H
07-24-16, 20:31
I was in Ensenada last week and did find a bar / strip club with some good action. I don't recall the name of the spot, but it is on a main street downtown. Was able to get 2 girls at the same time for $70. It was great porno style action in a room attached to the club. Wish I could recall the name of the spot, but if you have skills and that monger sense, it won't be hard to find.

GoneFishin
10-28-16, 14:23
Kinda quiet thread so decided to add my couple of centavos. Note all costs will be in pesos of time of writing.

1. Travel from Tijuana to Ensenada via ABC bus, cost 185 and leave the Otay terminal every 2 hours starting at 6 am. Returning last bus is 8 pm and same departure schedule. Trip time around 1. 5 hours.

2. Stay around ground zero near Hotel Santo Thomas, I used a cheaper sister property, Hotel Caribe, like 320 with free breakfast. Stay backside much quieter. Other cheaper motels around.

3. Paris de Noche is the numero uno location. Best selection arrives after 8 pm and all types, 2 x private dance was 250 and 1500 for full service in sofa room, 30 min. Some girls charge more. Beer was 40 and fichas 120.

4. The owner of Paris runs 2 other locations on same block. Meseros will hang out from the other locations on corner of Primera and Miramar. Chat them up they are not aggressive like in Tijuana. I like the selection of the girls in the other bars. More laid back, fun, less hard core and cheaper. I took one to my hotel for 1600, exit fee included for an hour.

5. About 5 blocks away is Charlie's Bar, across from Hotel Bahia parking lot on Alvarado. Strip bar with hit or miss. I was told full service was 1300 in the little rooms have a bed. Nice.

6. Anthony's across from hotel ST was not busy any of the times I stuck my head in but was told freelances go there.

7. On calle tercera from miramar, turn right on tercera, two blocks is a little hotel with street girls in front like in Zona Norte. Nothing interested me so did not investigate.

8. Across from Paris de Noche is another hotel with SGs called Hotel Calafia I think. Did not investigate.

9. I liked the vibe in Ensenada. More small town like with the people more laid back. Fishing to be done and alot of relaxing during the day. Good seafood options. Did not search for beaches, if quality ones they would be out of town as the port always contaminates ones in town.

GF.

Captain Solo
02-21-17, 18:01
Thanks for the detailed infos with pricing. Yep. Ensenada is laid back with that sensuous tropical feels to it.

I am thinking of going to Ensenada for the Carnaval last week in Feb.

Do the bus pick up near the McDonald on the Freedom Path, or anywhere in downtown Tijuana?

I suppose hotels are all booked up for the last weekend. I may have to stay in motels well away from hotel Santo Tomas.


Kinda quiet thread so decided to add my couple of centavos. Note all costs will be in pesos of time of writing.

1. Travel from Tijuana to Ensenada via ABC bus, cost 185 and leave the Otay terminal every 2 hours starting at 6 am. Returning last bus is 8 pm and same departure schedule. Trip time around 1. 5 hours.

2. Stay around ground zero near Hotel Santo Thomas, I used a cheaper sister property, Hotel Caribe, like 320 with free breakfast. Stay backside much quieter. Other cheaper motels around.

3. Paris de Noche is the numero uno location. Best selection arrives after 8 pm and all types, 2 x private dance was 250 and 1500 for full service in sofa room, 30 min. Some girls charge more. Beer was 40 and fichas 120.

4. The owner of Paris runs 2 other locations on same block. Meseros will hang out from the other locations on corner of Primera and Miramar. Chat them up they are not aggressive like in Tijuana. I like the selection of the girls in the other bars. More laid back, fun, less hard core and cheaper. I took one to my hotel for 1600, exit fee included for an hour.

5. About 5 blocks away is Charlie's Bar, across from Hotel Bahia parking lot on Alvarado. Strip bar with hit or miss. I was told full service was 1300 in the little rooms have a bed. Nice.

6. Anthony's across from hotel ST was not busy any of the times I stuck my head in but was told freelances go there.GF.

Computerr0
04-20-17, 05:35
Thanks for the detailed infos with pricing. Yep. Ensenada is laid back with that sensuous tropical feels to it.

I am thinking of going to Ensenada for the Carnaval last week in Feb.

Do the bus pick up near the McDonald on the Freedom Path, or anywhere in downtown Tijuana?

I suppose hotels are all booked up for the last weekend. I may have to stay in motels well away from hotel Santo Tomas.Good description about.

Queber331
07-27-17, 00:56
Which hotels are Chica friendly in Ensenada?

How about.

* Hotel Coral?

* Corona?

* San Nicolas?

* Mision Santa Isabel Hotel?

* Villa Fontana Inn?

* Hotel Cortez?

* Any others Chica friendly?

Thanks.

Zebra Tiger
07-30-17, 08:56
Kinda quiet thread so decided to add my couple of centavos. Note all costs will be in pesos of time of writing.

1. Travel from Tijuana to Ensenada via ABC bus, cost 185 and leave the Otay terminal every 2 hours starting at 6 am. Returning last bus is 8 pm and same departure schedule. Trip time around 1. 5 hours.

2. Stay around ground zero near Hotel Santo Thomas, I used a cheaper sister property, Hotel Caribe, like 320 with free breakfast. Stay backside much quieter. Other cheaper motels around.

3. Paris de Noche is the numero uno location. Best selection arrives after 8 pm and all types, 2 x private dance was 250 and 1500 for full service in sofa room, 30 min. Some girls charge more. Beer was 40 and fichas 120.

4. The owner of Paris runs 2 other locations on same block. Meseros will hang out from the other locations on corner of Primera and Miramar. Chat them up they are not aggressive like in Tijuana. I like the selection of the girls in the other bars. More laid back, fun, less hard core and cheaper. I took one to my hotel for 1600, exit fee included for an hour.

5. About 5 blocks away is Charlie's Bar, across from Hotel Bahia parking lot on Alvarado. Strip bar with hit or miss. I was told full service was 1300 in the little rooms have a bed. Nice.

6. Anthony's across from hotel ST was not busy any of the times I stuck my head in but was told freelances go there..This post was very helpful thank you!

I went to Ensenada tonight. (1) The bus is great, and super easy. I took a cab for 5 dollars of revolution, the ticket is now 200 pesos. I asked several taxis / uber (yes there is uber in Mexico if you didn't know) and couldn't find a quote below 1300 pesos. The bus has AC is actually super nice. Tell the cab driver you want to go to the ABC bus station near the boarder. Circa de the Mc Donalds.

I went to Paris, I talked to a mesero on the street and didn't pay a cover, he got be right in. The beers were $3 and up. The girls were not as hot as Hong Kong, but there a a few that pretty for sure. The private dances were 16 dollars 2 x for 1. Which is higher than reported. They have that rate printed out on these cards, I asked for how much in pesos and they told me 300. You pay that to the house not the girl. Plus they are very demanding about a tip after.

I forget how much the chica drinks costed, but I bought two and they were a great deal. Basically gets you a full touch table dance. The opening price from 1 girl was 120 dollars, but I imagine she would come down. I asked another girl and she said tres mil pesos, LOL. I got her down to 1500, but then there was a surprise in that it was 300 pesos for the room. So 1800 total. I felt like I was overpaying, but she clearly thought I was underpaying because there was no sucking, not even CBJ. She asked for 500 more for that. The room was too dark, I could barley see. She took it like a champ but was super paranoid about germs, wiped me down pretty hard core and wouldn't let me touch my penis or her pussy at all. Anyway, I digress.

The pharmacy down here are great BTW. Great fish tacos. And way way way less harassment on the street by vendors. It also doesn't smell like shit everywhere.

Queber331
07-30-17, 23:44
Zebra,

Thanks for trying to get some activity going on this thread and the info on the Bus. I'm thinking of driving over by renting a car from San Diego and driving right on through using the fast toll roads.

2 Questions.

1. You mentioned the Pharmacies are great. What does that mean? Can you get good rates on Viagra, antibiotics, etc?

2. Which hotels are Chica friendly that are 3 star or above?

Thanks.

Captain Solo
10-01-17, 16:44
Just about any hotel in Mexico would allow bringing female guests.

In Ensenada hotel Santo Tomas is in the most convenient location, right across the main boulevard from the malecon and fish market, next to the main tourist street Mateo Lopez with stores, restaurants and bar, including the famous bar Anthony with a dozen hot girls nightly.

The Tall Man
01-21-18, 18:37
Oh how I partied here at Anthony's in late 1990's and early 2000's. Took a very early morning walk when I was down in Ensenada last week and stopped across the street to reflect some memorable and some not so memorable times at this dump. Looks like they are long closed down.

The same crappy dump motel that I use to stay at is still next door and they probably have not changed the cum soaked sheets and pillow cases in the 18 give or take years since I last stayed and partied.

"here's looking at you kid".

TTM.

RikyMichaels7
01-23-18, 04:58
Oh how I partied here at Anthony's in late 1990's and early 2000's. Took a very early morning walk when I was down in Ensenada last week and stopped across the street to reflect some memorable and some not so memorable times at this dump. Looks like they are long closed down.

The same crappy dump motel that I use to stay at is still next door and they probably have not changed the cum soaked sheets and pillow cases in the 18 give or take years since I last stayed and partied.

"here's looking at you kid".

TTM.So is Anthony's really closed? Used to go all the time. They had a live band that was great. Some nice women. They put a strip pole in there and when they turned it into a strip club that's all she wrote. I miss the old Anthony's.

The Tall Man
02-11-18, 04:38
So is Anthony's really closed? Used to go all the time. They had a live band that was great. Some nice women. They put a strip pole in there and when they turned it into a strip club that's all she wrote. I miss the old Anthony's.I am with you, the live band was great and some nice putas to enjoy, not so many and many not very attractive but a fun place to listen to music and then bring your girl to that motel right next door, what a dump that place was 20 years ago, that motel probably has the same carpet and cum filled bed sheet.

TTM.

BellaPacific
05-11-18, 06:38
Hey fellas,

I've been to Tijuana a couple of times and on my next trip after a quick stop into HK I'm thinking of heading further south to check out Ensenada. From the past few reports here it seems Paris is the spot, with Charlie's bar a distant second. Are there any other strip clubs that stand out? Otherwise, is there an escort scene in Ensenada (other than SW's)? Can anyone recommend agencies or websites? What about massage?

Big thanks all!

Amigo69
05-14-18, 12:15
Hey fellas,

I've been to Tijuana a couple of times and on my next trip after a quick stop into HK I'm thinking of heading further south to check out Ensenada. From the past few reports here it seems Paris is the spot, with Charlie's bar a distant second. Are there any other strip clubs that stand out? Otherwise, is there an escort scene in Ensenada (other than SW's)? Can anyone recommend agencies or websites? What about massage?

Big thanks all!You can go to the ensenada.net website and go to classificados and then adultos. Quite a few escorts. http://www.ensenada.net/clasificados/.

BellaPacific
05-15-18, 04:48
You can go to the ensenada.net website and go to classificados and then adultos. Quite a few escorts. http://www.ensenada.net/clasificados/.Thanks for the website Amigo! I had a look and there are some decent looking gals there. Not sure if pics are real but I'll dig in a bit more.

I'm also now thinking I may take a girl from Tijuana overnight. Just not sure I want to deal with a chick for so long. LOL!

Uncle Al
06-04-18, 02:28
Any updated reports or info on Ensenada as I'm thinking of hitting hit this summer after Tijuana thanks.

RikyMichaels7
02-21-19, 05:13
Does anybody know if Anthonys has reopened?

United1
04-26-19, 05:29
Hi mates,

Any good mongering activity in Ensenada? Not many posts in the past 1-2 years. Any one have any intel on action down there? Strip clubs? Working girls? Brothels?

Or am I better off getting a few escorts from Tijuana and bring them down to Ensenada.

U1.

Duke69
05-10-19, 21:59
I have been in Ensenada for a week and will report my experience. Paris is still the best strip club but expensive. $15 for lady beer $140 for 20 minutes. Foxy is more reasonable $8 for lady drink $107 for 30 minutes. More relaxed but the chicas are a little bigger. Have not been to Charlie's but a Uber driver recommends to try it.

Internet has been productive. Ensenada.net has several young cute chicas. There is a group that has one lady answer the calls and relays to the girls. She also provides an incall for the girls if needed. University students or young ladies with jobs. Mileroticas also some good ads. One lady has a house for incall and other girls are there. The internet chicas service is $70 to $100.

Many good restaurants and nice hotels.

Have fun.

WombatEd2
05-13-19, 18:29
Did anything ever happen to Anthony's?

Ted 45
05-19-19, 05:52
Did anything ever happen to Anthony's?As of April 2019, there is no chance Anthony's is coming back. Anything of value including windows has been removed from the bar. It also suffered another fire. A club nearby in an "L" shaped strip mall claims to be the replacement. If you are exiting Anthony's, turn right towards the gas station. Walk about about 100 feet and turn right and turn into the mall. The first business is a curry noodle restaurant. Walk straight to the end and the bar is on the right. It is named after two guys. Beer = 30 P. Lady drinks = 100 P.

VasyaPetya
07-06-19, 07:35
I have been in Ensenada for a week and will report my experience. Paris is still the best strip club but expensive. $15 for lady beer $140 for 20 minutes. Foxy is more reasonable $8 for lady drink $107 for 30 minutes. More relaxed but the chicas are a little bigger. Have not been to Charlie's but a Uber driver recommends to try it.

Internet has been productive. Ensenada.net has several young cute chicas. There is a group that has one lady answer the calls and relays to the girls. She also provides an incall for the girls if needed. University students or young ladies with jobs. Mileroticas also some good ads. One lady has a house for incall and other girls are there. The internet chicas service is $70 to $100.

Many good restaurants and nice hotels.

Have fun.I've been looking on Mileroticos but those ads seem fake to me. No prices and are generally pretty short with pics looking like they've been taken from the web. Have you had good experiences with girls from Milerotios? Any girls you can recommend? Have you gotten any girls that speak somewhat decent English? My Spanish is very beginner lever, but I'm learning. Thanks.

Goyo61
10-25-19, 04:12
Planning on being in Ensenada next Satruday night so will have to swing by Paris after ditching the female group I am going there with as I don't think they will want to join in the fun.

Any updated info on specific girls or other things I should know please share.

I remember taking a girl up to a really small booth for a little fucking but the booth was so small. Wish I could take her to some short term room to screw but don't think the bar would allow that?

MongerHunger
12-02-19, 07:08
The street girls are still out in Ensanada. They stand in front of the short time rooms at Miramar and 3rd. There is a food place next door. 250 pesos standard, 100 pesos for the room.

Mandm1107
01-15-20, 18:34
Went to Ensenada this past weekend and scoped Miramar Sunday morning. I saw what appeared to be a streetwalker. It was a woman wearing a red skirt just standing on Miramar between 1st and the main street running through. I couldn't do anything except observe because I was still with a group, but went back to the hotel. After I lost the group, I quickly walked back to her but she was gone. I walked down Miramar past all the strip clubs and saw another streetwalker. She was overweight and looked white. She gave me the look as I was walking by, but I kept walking past 3rd to see if there was anything else out there. Went all the way to where it meets Macheros and walked back.

Saw the same lady, but I wanted to check if the 1st lady I saw was back. But she wasn't and the tourist were starting up walking around. Maybe next time.

Thanks guys for contributing to the Ensenada thread. I wouldn't know where to look if this information wasn't here.

Gmilessd
02-20-20, 18:35
I am currently planning a bachelor party and we are considering Ensenada or Rosarito. We are planning to book an AirBnB and have a few female friends over to spend our days and certainly our nights. Would it be easier to find our female companions in Ensenada or in Rosarito? And can you point me in the right direction to schedule these ladies?

Thank you in advance!

Hexzor
02-20-20, 21:52
I am currently planning a bachelor party and we are considering Ensenada or Rosarito. We are planning to book an AirBnB and have a few female friends over to spend our days and certainly our nights. Would it be easier to find our female companions in Ensenada or in Rosarito? And can you point me in the right direction to schedule these ladies?

Thank you in advance!I've never stayed in Ensenada, but if you stay in Rosarito, you'll be pretty close to Tijuana. You can probably find women there willing to come back to your place. If not, you can party all night in Tijuana then just get a taxi back to Rosarito.

Captain Solo
02-24-20, 02:01
3 of us departed Socal Friday afternoon about 4 PM, driving South to Ensenada for the alleged all-week Carnaval. There were multiple accidents on FWYs 5 and 805, took about 2 hours to get to the border, then waited a long time in an insanely long line of cars in San Ysidro, stretching 2 miles back to the Dairy Mart exit.

Finally crossed over and took the toll road to Ensenada, arriving about 8:30 PM. The motel was about 3 miles South of downtown. Reception refused AirBnB rate, charged 1,000 pesos or $55 for a dingy room, with dusty furniture and 2 beds. A big sign, "Guests not allowed," meaning don't bring in the putas hehe. But the night reception guy said it's OK to bring girls in, just not too many. Day time there were 2 uniformed security guards armed with Glock pistols and knives patrolling the roughly 30 rooms surrounding a parking lot. Windows all had wrought irons so the hotel probably had seen lots of crime. In comparison, hotel Hacienda, right in downtown on Alvarado and Calle Secunda, with freshly painted exterior and nice, clean-looking rooms, had a big sign for vacancies for 280 pesos, but it was not listed in any hotel sites. We were fooled by fake advertisements in the fake internet.

Drove out for dinner. Ave Alvarado had the most restaurants but most closed down after 9 PM. Went to Restaurant Playa Azul with cheapest offer 150 pesos for 3 fish or shrimp tacos (50 peso each vs 20 pesos in Tijuana). Shrimp Botana 220 pesos, beers 48 pesos, same price as HK without naked dancing girls, WTF? Prices for everything in Ensenada are generally about 3 x Tijuana. Damn.

Were stopped 2 by policia in downtown Ensenada, once while trying to park the car on the dark, sketchy Calle Segunda near Paris de Noche. They checked license, asking the same stupid questions as Tijuana policies, any drugs, alcohol? But no car or body searches. When I demanded what they were charging me with, they returned their crooked smiles, said just checking, parking was OK but lock your car ect. Half dozen street girls were hanging out in the dark on Miramar at corner of Calle Segunda, perhaps all except 1 were trannies, tall, dark skin, muscular, masculine looks with deep voices.

Paris de Noche is painted black outside and inside like the vampire bar in "Dusk til Dawn," with no cover, cheap $2 beer, $7 liquors, $12 fichas for the girls. There were about 20 guys and 20 girls sitting around a raised stage. The girls were mostly heavy, chunky, ugly, only may be 2 looked above average like a 7 in HK. Guys were sitting around the raised stage, not tipping strippers. Every 20 minutes or so the bar puts all girls on stage showing off their droopy boobs, big beer guts, huge saggy butts, thick wrestlers' arms and thighs. Aggressive meseras / ros were pushing $24 lap dances for 2 songs. I tipped a tanned-skin spinner stripper on stage, probably the hottest one in the joint, grabbed her butt and squeezed her boobs. She was so sweaty I had to wipe my hand off again and again and would never want her to sit on my lap. But my wingmen took her and a few others for a couple lap dances. A hot blonde, about a 7 on HK scale, wanted $200 plus $30 bar fine for a 20-minute session, WTF? The girls sat around the bar all night with no takers, did no business, but still insisted on high prices and would not negotiate or find ways to improve their business. This must be the top-down socialist economic system favored by Mexico's government, pussy bars and putas alike. A few seasoned Mexico guys have concluded Tijuana has the best values for pussies, food and fun in all Mexico.

Facing extreme pussy inflation in Paris de Noche, I tried to raise local escorts with previous contacts. A few answered my texts but refused to send pics; video calls were immediate terminated, so I concluded they were all fakes, probably a bunch of obese, hairy, smelly old guys posting fake pictures in the internet.

Went back to the hotel to wait for the escorts to show. It appeared to be an agency in a distant location, posting escort baits in many cities. Finally they send 4 girls in a car about 2 AM. Picked 2 to the motel, paid 1,000 each upfront to the driver. The girl I took was chubby but with tight body, smooth skin and very tight coochie. She did a credible CBJ and a very clumsy CG, could not penetrate. After a while pinned her down, had to add lube a couple times to penetrate, finally pumping her deeply for a longtime. Soon she was whimpering, moaning, sighing, grabbing my waist tight with both arms and legs, would not let go, pulling me in. She seemed a horny housewife trying to earn extra incomes.

Looked like Ensenada's escorts were in short supply and busy all night. 3 AM the alleged 18 YO hot escort texted and wanted to come over. She texted again next morning, wanted 1,800 pesos an hour or 1,600 half hour, WTF? No deal.

Had a breakfast buffet at the motel for 150 pesos. Food was OK. Tried various local foods, including menudo soup made with corn and pig feet, normal American breakfast with coffee, and the sweet hibiscus bloom drink. A wingman found Tacos Marc Antonios, a fairly busy seafood place at a former cannery South of town near the hotel. The place was well preserved in the original operating conditions with old, rusty canning equipment, I. E. Very run down, with rusty, leaky roof, peeled paint and rotted wood on walls, filthy floor, loud karaoke music in the morning, sticky tables. I did not try the food. Areas outside of Central downtown are in general decline with run down houses with wrought iron over windows, rotted streets, busted sidewalks strewn with trash. The town feels very low class and depressing. Visitors should stay in the downtown tourist area, nice, clean, safe.

Saturday it was cloudy and sprinkling. There were no floats or parade as posted in various internet sites. We were again fucked by false advertisements in the fake internet. A Carnival ship docked at the Malecon but very few cruise passengers were seen on on the main Blvd Lazaro Cardena or in the tourist traps on Ave. Adolfo Lopez Mateos. Trinket shops had virtually no cruise passengers, completely opposite the scene last year. Malecon was far less busy, nearly deserted, unlike other Saturdays. Seafood market and trinket carts had perhaps 10% foot traffic as last year. Don't know if the threats of Coronavirus on cruise ships had anything to do with it.

Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Miramar, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Miramar, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.

By 2 PM we decided we had enough of Ensenada and wanted to go back to the hot girls in Tijuana. Drove back on the rainy, winding toll road, through downtown Tijuana, stopped in the sea food markets on Calle 6 to buy a load of live clams. Got to HK about 3 PM. Gave the car to valet parking and got inside the club, nice, clean, warm, welcoming, fun, entertaining with almost unlimited selection of girls in all sizes and shapes even in the early Saturday afternoon. My 2 wingmen bagged 2 and 3 girls in the few hours we were there and still lusted for more. We agreed HK is very nice, fun, sexy, civilized place worth spending time and money.

Ensenada was a big disappointment for both girls, food and eyesores sightseeing this time. There may not be a next time.

Captain Solo
02-24-20, 02:14
GmilesSD.

Just came back from Ensenada this weekend. Found the sex market and girls in bar and escort sites very disappointing and expensive. Girls in Paris de Noche, looking like 2's and 3's in HK wanted $200 for half hour plus $30 bar fine, $12 fichas. They are not picking up any customers and just sit around on their sorry asses all night but would not reduce prices. WTF? A lot of the other pussies bars in Ensenada just went out of business after a few years. Anthony's was the only nice, fun bar with decent girls and reasonable prices but was burned down to the ground, probably by their thuggy competitions. I don't see Paris lasting another year with their stupid and expensive business model.

Your best bets would be to line up girls in Tijuana and take them to a beach house in Playa or Rosarito for a couple days partying. Ensenada would be approx 2-hour drive, kinds of far. Most girls would be very hesitant to go to an unfamiliar location with a bunch of strangers.

Captain Solo
02-24-20, 02:24
3 of us departed Socal Friday afternoon about 4 PM, driving South to Ensenada for the alleged all-week Carnaval. There were multiple accidents on FWYs 5 and 805, took about 2 hours to get to the border, then waited a long time in an insanely long line of cars in San Ysidro, stretching 2 miles back to the Dairy Mart exit.

Finally crossed over and took the toll road to Ensenada, arriving about 8:30 PM. The motel was about 3 miles South of downtown. Reception refused AirBnB rate, charged 1,000 pesos or $55 for a dingy room, with dusty furniture and 2 beds. A big sign, "Guests not allowed," meaning don't bring in the putas hehe. But the night reception guy said it's OK to bring girls in, just not too many. Day time there were 2 uniformed security guards armed with Glock pistols and knives patrolling the roughly 30 rooms surrounding a parking lot. Windows all had wrought irons so the hotel probably had seen lots of crime. In comparison, hotel Hacienda, right in downtown on Alvarado and Calle Secunda, with freshly painted exterior and nice, clean-looking rooms, had a big sign for vacancies for 280 pesos, but it was not listed in any hotel sites. We were fooled by fake advertisements in the fake internet.

Drove out for dinner. Ave Alvarado had the most restaurants but most closed down after 9 PM. Went to Restaurant Playa Azul with cheapest offer 150 pesos for 3 fish or shrimp tacos (50 peso each vs 20 pesos in Tijuana). Shrimp Botana 220 pesos, beers 48 pesos, same price as HK without naked dancing girls, WTF? Prices for everything in Ensenada are generally about 3 x Tijuana. Damn.

Were stopped 2 by policia in downtown Ensenada, once while trying to park the car on the dark, sketchy Calle Segunda near Paris de Noche. They checked license, asking the same stupid questions as Tijuana policies, any drugs, alcohol? But no car or body searches. When I demanded what they were charging me with, they returned their crooked smiles, said just checking, parking was OK but lock your car ect. Half dozen street girls were hanging out in the dark on Miramar at corner of Calle Segunda, perhaps all except 1 were trannies, tall, dark skin, muscular, masculine looks with deep voices.

Paris de Noche is painted black outside and inside like the vampire bar in "Dusk til Dawn," with no cover, cheap $2 beer, $7 liquors, $12 fichas for the girls. There were about 20 guys and 20 girls sitting around a raised stage. The girls were mostly heavy, chunky, ugly, only may be 2 looked above average like a 7 in HK. Guys were sitting around the raised stage, not tipping strippers. Every 20 minutes or so the bar puts all girls on stage showing off their droopy boobs, big beer guts, huge saggy butts, thick wrestlers' arms and thighs. Aggressive meseras / ros were pushing $24 lap dances for 2 songs. I tipped a tanned-skin spinner stripper on stage, probably the hottest one in the joint, grabbed her butt and squeezed her boobs. She was so sweaty I had to wipe my hand off again and again and would never want her to sit on my lap. But my wingmen took her and a few others for a couple lap dances. A hot blonde, about a 7 on HK scale, wanted $200 plus $30 bar fine for a 20-minute session, WTF? The girls sat around the bar all night with no takers, did no business, but still insisted on high prices and would not negotiate or find ways to improve their business. This must be the top-down socialist economic system favored by Mexico's government, pussy bars and putas alike. A few seasoned Mexico guys have concluded Tijuana has the best values for pussies, food and fun in all Mexico.

Facing extreme pussy inflation in Paris de Noche, I tried to raise local escorts with previous contacts. A few answered my texts but refused to send pics; video calls were immediate terminated, so I concluded they were all fakes, probably a bunch of obese, hairy, smelly old guys posting fake pictures in the internet.

Went back to the hotel to wait for the escorts to show. It appeared to be an agency in a distant location, posting escort baits in many cities. Finally they send 4 girls in a car about 2 AM. Picked 2 to the motel, paid 1,000 each upfront to the driver. The girl I took was chubby but with tight body, smooth skin and very tight coochie. She did a credible CBJ and a very clumsy CG, could not penetrate. After a while pinned her down, had to add lube a couple times to penetrate, finally pumping her deeply for a longtime. Soon she was whimpering, moaning, sighing, grabbing my waist tight with both arms and legs, would not let go, pulling me in. She seemed a horny housewife trying to earn extra incomes.

Looked like Ensenada's escorts were in short supply and busy all night. 3 AM the alleged 18 YO hot escort texted and wanted to come over. She texted again next morning, wanted 1,800 pesos an hour or 1,600 half hour, WTF? No deal.

Had a breakfast buffet at the motel for 150 pesos. Food was OK. Tried various local foods, including menudo soup made with corn and pig feet, normal American breakfast with coffee, and the sweet hibiscus bloom drink. A wingman found Tacos Marc Antonios, a fairly busy seafood place at a former cannery South of town near the hotel. The place was well preserved in the original operating conditions with old, rusty canning equipment, I. E. Very run down, with rusty, leaky roof, peeled paint and rotted wood on walls, filthy floor, loud karaoke music in the morning, sticky tables. I did not try the food. Areas outside of Central downtown are in general decline with run down houses with wrought iron over windows, rotted streets, busted sidewalks strewn with trash. The town feels very low class and depressing. Visitors should stay in the downtown tourist area, nice, clean, safe.

Saturday it was cloudy and sprinkling. There were no floats or parade as posted in various internet sites. We were again fucked by false advertisements in the fake internet. A Carnival ship docked at the Malecon but very few cruise passengers were seen on on the main Blvd Lazaro Cardena or in the tourist traps on Ave. Adolfo Lopez Mateos. Trinket shops had virtually no cruise passengers, completely opposite the scene last year. Malecon was far less busy, nearly deserted, unlike other Saturdays. Seafood market and trinket carts had perhaps 10% foot traffic as last year. Don't know if the threats of Coronavirus on cruise ships had anything to do with it.

Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Miramar, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Miramar, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.

By 2 PM we decided we had enough of Ensenada and wanted to go back to the hot girls in Tijuana. Drove back on the rainy, winding toll road, through downtown Tijuana, stopped in the sea food markets on Calle 6 to buy a load of live clams. Got to HK about 3 PM. Gave the car to valet parking and got inside the club, nice, clean, warm, welcoming, fun, entertaining with almost unlimited selection of girls in all sizes and shapes even in the early Saturday afternoon. My 2 wingmen bagged 2 and 3 girls in the few hours we were there and still lusted for more. We agreed HK is very nice, fun, sexy, civilized place worth spending time and money.

Ensenada was a big disappointment for both girls, food and eyesores sightseeing this time. There may not be a next time.

Captain Solo
02-24-20, 13:45
The seafood stands and restaurant row are on Ave. Alvarado heading straight out to the malecon plaza with the tall flag pole.

Also hotel Hacienda in downtown on Miramar looks nice and clean for 280 pesos. See the pic.

Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Miramar, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Miramar, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.

Captain Solo
05-18-21, 22:35
GGG has a number of suites, rooms, apartments, some across the street from the malecon and fish market, with private shower and kitchens ect for $25- 50.

Hotel Santo Thomas is a few doors away at $53, with balconies where you can cook your sea food, or just eat lots of fresh sashimi off the fish market, washing down with lots of beers. Fresh seafood is abundant and cheap in Ensenada.

It's a very nice, clean, safe area with lots of good restaurants, including an AYCE seafood buffet for $10. Would be fun to bring your girls here or come down with a couple guys and pull in hot local girls t party. The Baja500 race is win the third week of June. Would be a lot of fun.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/32840390?adults=2&guests=2&federated_search_id=0d9465cb-6074-4f62-9a48-6986eed60308&source_impression_id=p3_1621373683_ymqCf9wRRVf0k5jv