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Huh? At Classic you sign and get a voucher while at the tables. Payment is made at the end of your sessions at the front and center desk where the lady will match your check (voucher) with the check the mommie handed to them earlier. You pay one time. Then get a wooden handle wrapped around your invoice and hand that to the guard as you walk out of Classic.That's for drinks and food that you order. I've been 20+ times, and I've always paid mami upfront the money for the girl. Maybe it's possible to do what you mentioned. Will enquire on my next visit.
LoveItHere69
07-12-25, 04:09
Couldn't agree more.
The net value to the Jakarta forum and our craft is done a gross misservice by the likes of this gentleman and all his adoring acolytes. They turn up in Jakarta. This one because somebody in his last playground, surprisingly wanted to pop him, then start running around here like King Pring, boasting about BB'ing everything, posting senseless identifying pic's of girls. The bragging about BB only eased when the overwhelming majority of members weighed in advising against it.I want an ATTABOY shout out, a small trophy, or maybe a ribbon. I was the first to call him out for his stupid ways back in Medellin and again months ago in Jakarta.
InsolentSpike
07-12-25, 06:31
I have known Gabacho since 2021 when he guided me in Medellin.
Since then, we have texted frequently and became good friends.
We finally met in Jakarta in person this June 2025
I found Gabacho to be the same as in his texts.
He guided me throughout Jakarta and I had a great time.
During my stay, we frequented Classic and barbecue restaurants.
We took Grab motos everywhere and checked out local establishments.
Gabacho respected the culture and greeted everyone in their language.
Everyone greeted him back appreciating the gesture.
At Classic, we would hang out and talk about our adventures.
Lots of girls and mamasans constantly came to hug him and say Hi.
I decided to post about the T5 incident after seeing that it happened to another poster.
Once Gabacho had deleted the pics in front of the manager we were given handshakes and a smile.
We were not told to leave or that we were not welcome again.
This is why I continued to frequent T5 on my own in the following days.
As for Gabacho, I have been informed that he will no longer be posting on the site.
After my post, he began to receive threatening messages about the situation.
One DM even told him that he would be waiting for him outside of Classic.
What this means no one knows but it is a matter to be taken seriously.
Due to this recent situation, Gabacho will no longer make an appearance on ISG.
As for Gabacho, I have been informed that he will no longer be posting on the site.
After my post, he began to receive threatening messages about the situation.
One DM even told him that he would be waiting for him outside of Classic.
What this means no one knows but it is a matter to be taken seriously.
Due to this recent situation, Gabacho will no longer make an appearance on ISG.I'm not sure if "karma" is the appropriate word here, but it is certainly kind of ironic, if nothing else. I remember he sent me several private messages threatening me with the same.
Does that mean I can finally again dare to visit Classic, or is it just ISG the esteemed gentleman will avoid?
I have known Gabacho since 2021 when he guided me in Medellin.
As for Gabacho, I have been informed that he will no longer be posting on the site.
After my post, he began to receive threatening messages about the situation.
One DM even told him that he would be waiting for him outside of Classic.
What this means no one knows but it is a matter to be taken seriously.
Due to this recent situation, Gabacho will no longer make an appearance on ISG.Thanks for the update IS. It's a shame to lose Gabacho. He recommended some great restaurants here.
Can I ask. Did he get threatening messages on this site via DM, or via wattsapp? Basically, who's threatening him. A member on ISG or a local at Classic? If it's an ISG member, then that's fucked up. What other monger would want to do something stupid like that? And why isn't that member banned from this site (DM's can be read by mods on most sites, so I assume here too)?
What drama. Hope G is safe and continues mongering. We all need regular pussy.
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After my post, he began to receive threatening messages about the situation.
One DM even told him that he would be waiting for him outside of Classic.
...Your writing in blank verse with double spacing does not make your posts easy reading. What is a DM?
I agree threatening a member is silly. Let's just learn from this incident and move on, exercising caution, not just to protect our own asses, but for the sake of preserving our playground.
We know that at least one papasan from Emporium showed interest in ISG, so why is it so difficult to admit that nightspots monitor websites like this one? Not to mention Indonesia's law enforcement.
Offshore Swell
07-12-25, 10:31
I have known Gabacho since 2021 when he guided me in Medellin.
Since then, we have texted frequently and became good friends.
We finally met in Jakarta in person this June 2025
I found Gabacho to be the same as in his texts.
He guided me throughout Jakarta and I had a great time.
During my stay, we frequented Classic and barbecue restaurants.
We took Grab motos everywhere and checked out local establishments.
Gabacho respected the culture and greeted everyone in their language.
Everyone greeted him back appreciating the gesture.
At Classic, we would hang out and talk about our adventures.
Lots of girls and mamasans constantly came to hug him and say Hi.
I decided to post about the T5 incident after seeing that it happened to another poster.
Once Gabacho had deleted the pics in front of the manager we were given handshakes and a smile.
We were not told to leave or that we were not welcome again.
This is why I continued to frequent T5 on my own in the following days.
As for Gabacho, I have been informed that he will no longer be posting on the site.
After my post, he began to receive threatening messages about the situation.
One DM even told him that he would be waiting for him outside of Classic.
What this means no one knows but it is a matter to be taken seriously.
Due to this recent situation, Gabacho will no longer make an appearance on ISG.The rise and fall of another souffle.
LoveItHere69
07-12-25, 17:57
That's for drinks and food that you order. I've been 20+ times, and I've always paid mami upfront the money for the girl. Maybe it's possible to do what you mentioned. Will enquire on my next visit.So if you do something wrong over and over again, that makes it somehow right? Clueless!
GentileBear
07-13-25, 02:27
That's for drinks and food that you order. I've been 20+ times, and I've always paid mami upfront the money for the girl. Maybe it's possible to do what you mentioned. Will enquire on my next visit.Nah, it was all inclusive! Promise! I haven't been there 20 times but maybe half a dozen in 2023. Maybe it was because I would insist that a COLD beer was brought to my table along with the stupid tin can with ice cubes. And I wanted to Drink before choosing. But I absolutely paid only one time at the end after all deeds, drinks and eats. I did tip the ladies in the room. Even the Cloves and Starbucks type coffe drinks the girls asked me to buy them - All on the written checks. Some what like R and B Music Club in Angeles City Philippines, where you sign the check at the table 9 times during your night - Then when you go to pay. They grab the Texas Instruments calculator and ask you to pay the entire amount. Swear to Allah! Maybe things have changed in the last 2 years?
Hung Man 1808
07-13-25, 04:51
I don't know how this chat ended up in this forum, but oh well.
Pre-covid, Classic was always pay after your session for everything. And using card too. Actually, all similar places in Jakarta were like this.
More recently, mama started requesting payment up front, which led to a few arguments, but ultimately a March to the counter to pay by card up front. Cue sulking mama as the plan to grab your change has been foiled.
That's likely the reason.
Never had a problem paying after for all in Travel.
Expat American
07-14-25, 05:55
One DM even told him that he would be waiting for him outside of Classic.
What this means no one knows but it is a matter to be taken seriously.
Due to this recent situation, Gabacho will no longer make an appearance on ISG.Wow that rich. Since he sent me PM offering to meet me outside Classic with a beer bottle he intended to smash over my head. He will be missed like a bad case of Gonorrhea.
Wow that rich. Since he sent me PM offering to meet me outside Classic with a beer bottle he intended to smash over my head. He will be missed like a bad case of Gonorrhea.For some reason my imagination ran a bit wild just now and I imagined you exiting your premium Grab taxi and walking towards the Classic entrance, with G. jumping off his gojek mototaxi just behind, bottle in hand and ready to smash it over your head, only to be smashed over the head himself a few seconds before reaching you, by this yet to be known third person.
Expat American
07-14-25, 18:20
For some reason my imagination ran a bit wild just now and I imagined you exiting your premium Grab taxi and walking towards the Classic entrance, with G. jumping off his gojek mototaxi just behind, bottle in hand and ready to smash it over your head, only to be smashed over the head himself a few seconds before reaching you, by this yet to be known third person.Haha. Thats hilarious. But I will still have to be careful since he has a lot of other feeble minded minions still inhabiting these boards.
Are you serious, bro, can't believe it.
Wow that rich. Since he sent me PM offering to meet me outside Classic with a beer bottle he intended to smash over my head. He will be missed like a bad case of Gonorrhea.
Gaijin Gigolo
07-16-25, 00:51
Are you serious, bro, can't believe it.There's 'expatAmerican' making up BS again. Gabacho is not that kind of person.
Essence and character of this forum is being lost or probably we are beyond that stage now. Too many immature posters, regular arguments and tiff (s). Forum has become the playground for seekers and information and quality has gone southwards.
There's 'expatAmerican' making up BS again. Gabacho is not that kind of person.He threatened me with more or less the same, so yeah, he is that kind of person unfortunately.
Gaijin Gigolo
07-17-25, 15:04
He threatened me with more or less the same, so yeah, he is that kind of person unfortunately.I seriously doubt that. Either way, it's a great loss to the forum. He provided more reliable info on a regular basis than anybody else on here.
Essence and character of this forum is being lost or probably we are beyond that stage now. Too many immature posters, regular arguments and tiff (s). Forum has become the playground for seekers and information and quality has gone southwards.Yeah, I've had a couple of negative comments / personal-attacks directed at me for little or no reason. Doesn't bother me too much, but it's a little unreasonable that I cannot respond in kind. Because my posts have to be approved by the mods before they appear. I once tried to reply back firmly in response to one of the regulars here, who decided to have an immature pop at me, and I got a warning from the mods. Fair enough.
Anyway, Superlove, I know you love the chunkier girls, like myself. Well, I've literally just returned from Classic T2, having banging two new chunkies. They're a rare breed in this club, with maybe less than 10 girls big in total out of a 100+.
Girl J. I saw her sitting and smoking and got her mami to bring her over to me. We had a quick chat. I always tell them that I want kissing in the room, and if their body-language / verbal response is positive, then I proceed. And I did. She spoke basic English. Nice face, gorgeous firm tits that I sucked on for a while, and a solid ass that was perfect for doggy style fucking. She's only been here 2 days, so was a bit new to the whole thing, and seemed a little unsure, but her attitude and service were good. Only problem was that she's a heavy smoker. But I banged her nonstop for 30 minutes, and was sweating buckets. She kept wiping my face with my towel as I pumped here in mish.
Girl the. Non-smoker. Had big tits, spoke great English. She seemed a little distant in the 'interview' but soon blossomed like a flower once I made her laugh with some cheeky comments. Then it was like talking to a GF. I always try and built a little rapport with the girls during our short chat. This puts both of us at ease, creates a little connection, and the service is generally better in the room as a result. With the, she gave GFE service. Proper, prolonged, deep kissing, licking my nipples for as long as I wanted, nice deep BBBJ, and a great fuck in both doggy and mish. Very compliant.
I won't mention the girls proper names, due to the recent forum drama, but when you are here, I'll meet you in Classic one evening and introduce you to these two. Both were pretty tight down there too, which is a bonus.
One unicorn that I had found last week, sadly no longer works there. I say 'unicorn', because this Indo girl had the body shape of a Colombiana. Wide hips, chunky thighs, big ass, and firm tits. She was soooooo hot and a great fuck in the room. The hottest girl I've banged here in 6 weeks. I only sessioned with her once, and today her mami told me that she no longer works there. What a disappointment. But new pussy arrives weekly I suspect as some of the current ones leave.
Tomorrow, I'll hit Sari Ayu in KI. They have a larger number of besar girls.
I seriously doubt that. Either way, it's a great loss to the forum. He provided more reliable info on a regular basis than anybody else on here.I will agree he did contribute useful information, but after several threatening private messages in rapid succession I just blocked him.
Gabacho is a good man!
Those who cannot do what he does are threatened by his presence in the main Jakarta thread. Gabacho and I have traded differences of opinion here in this thread with ZERO effect on our friendship. That is the way REAL MEN operate.
Indeed, you dumb ass girly man mother fucks making ad hominem attacks on my friend Gabacho have driven him away. Your loss! I will personally still benefit from his knowledge in Indonesia and Colombia as he did when his made his first trip to Pattaya, Thailand. In my opinion, that is what the main threads are for..
For the illiterate among us this thread is named: Rants and Stupid shit in Jakarta. This is NOT the thread I would come to seeking information.
If you dont know now you know!
LoveItHere69
07-19-25, 15:56
Gabacho is a good man!
Those who cannot do what he does are threatened by his presence in the main Jakarta thread. Gabacho and I have traded differences of opinion here in this thread with ZERO effect on our friendship. That is the way REAL MEN operate.
Indeed, you dumb ass girly man mother fucks making ad hominem attacks on my friend Gabacho have driven him away. Your loss! I will personally still benefit from his knowledge in Indonesia and Colombia as he did when his made his first trip to Pattaya, Thailand. In my opinion, that is what the main threads are for..Real men have to tell everyone that they are a real man.
Real men have to swear and call others names to be real man to get their point across.
Real men live in all the "STUPID SECTIONS" of a chat board. Even in a country they have never been to.
Thanks. Good to know.
If you want to make it about me so be it. Jakarta, Indonesia was the first diplomatic trip I took as a young man after I was hired as employee of the Treasury Department in the Dis United States of America. I had not even heard of ISG back then.
Only if you are illiterate you do not realize the extensive body of work that I have developed over years in multiple countries on ISG. Look at my post count. Check my posting history then STFU LoveItHere and keep my name out of your mother fucking punk ass * girly man posts. Please!
ROTFLMAO
Real men have to tell everyone that they are a real man. Real men have to swear and call others names to be real man to get their point across. Real men live in all the "STUPID SECTIONS" of a chat board. Even in a country they have never been to. Thanks. Good to know.Real men speak to real men face to face. You need me to come to Jakarta, Indonesia to have a conversation with me?
If you don't know know ya *****!Are you still angry because of you lack of knowledge and ability to handle yourself on Soi 6?
Post by LoveItHere69 on Soi 6
Most of it is so vague you can barely prove he was actually here. So many of you guys are wearing beer goggles over your rose tinted glasses. The worst part is you are blind also. I only post facts and information.
SOI 6.
Walked through my first night and exchanged glances with a girl at Wrath as I was walking past. Came back later and asked the same girl if she wanted to go upstairs. She acted as if she did not know English and her friend gave some BS excuse I could not understand and I left.
Nights later I was walking in back of the bars. Saw a bar girl and said "Hello". All she said was "No" so I kept walking.
Plan on focusing on Soi 6 for 5 days next week and see what happens.Now if I live in the rants section anyone can feel free to goto the Pattaya Reports thread and search Username: Subcmdr Keyword: Soi 6. See how many posts I have referencing Soi 6 since 2023.
The Defense Rests
This is the internet. If you want to check to see if you are real man, arrange to meet me in person and talk your shit to my face. That is if you have the testicular fortitude to do so.
ROTFLMAO!
There is not an app in the world with 80% success rate. 40% is being generous. If you have an 80% success rate then you have low standards or are semi-blind.You are not credible when it comes to the use of Dating Apps. You claimed [you]Thai Friendly[ / I] didn't work. There is an entire user blog with those that have had success. It is my main source of pussy in Pattaya.
Just because someone can do what you cannot do does not mean it does not work. Have you actually used the app in question. Or talking out the side of your neck yet again?
LoveItHere69
07-19-25, 19:53
You are not credible when it comes to the use of Dating Apps. You claimed [you]Thai Friendly[/I] didn't work. There is an entire user blog with those that have had success. It is my main source of pussy in Pattaya.
Just because someone can do what you cannot do does not mean it does not work. Have you actually used the app in question. Or talking out the side of your neck yet again?Real men just simply walk away from a man-child such as yourself. You do not have that ability. You will keep posting bad things about me which I like because it makes me feel popular. Kinda like you are my stalker. Like a child and a certain race, you have the need to get the last word so go for it.
Real men just simply walk away from a man-child such as yourself. You do not have that ability.Neither do you. You have been responding to my posts since you came to Thailand and could not get any pussy on Soi 6 or figure out how to use Thai Friendly.
You will keep posting bad things about me which I like because it makes me feel popular. Kinda like you are my stalker. Brother, you were the first to make a comment about my posts in the Thailand Threads. Sorry, that line of reasoning does not work. Look at this thread. Did I respond to your post first. I made a post about Garbacho that did not make reference to another poster at all and then you attacked me.
Like a child and a certain race, you have the need to get the last word so go for it.I am sorry that you feel offended because I use your actual words in my responses to my posts. If you think I have posted anything that makes you look bad, you better look at the words that you have actually written.
Until you can keep your my handle out of your mother fucking dumb ass posts or step to me in order to make your insults to my face, your hopes of becoming a real man are nil. Just continue to a a girly man and a keyboard warrior. You are already good at that.
ROFTLMAO!
Can you clarify this statement for us?
Like a certain raceAre you speaking about yourself brother? Because the original pussy colonizers of the world and slavers of their fellow humans did not look like me (for the most part) in my country of origin. A poster HotDog666 calls me a second class citizen. So are you like this and you look at the color skin of another person and then without knowing a thing about his character make negative assumptions?
I will wait for your answer. But I won't hold my breath.
ROTFLMAO
Plant Smoke
08-13-25, 06:41
It was about a week ago I was walking along mangga besar in the direction of Husada? Hospital (near Starbucks). I was looking.
For my favorite bank BCA, that always gives receipts, ATM. I was approched by some Indo man that started questioning me about marijuana.
And asked to look inside my backpack. I was shook a bit. I was unable to think clearly; to ask to see some sort of identification from this.
Indonersian man.
His check was not really thourough. He did not ask me to take everthing out. It would not have mattered. I DO NOT HAVE ANY MARIJUANA IN.
Indonesia. I saw him return to an unmarked black sedan that was on the sub-inner road of mangga besar.
Weeks prior I was in Kelapa Gading, at El Hotel. I was working out in their gym in the back of hotel. An Indonesian man I noticed in the window of the.
Gym, working out on the monkey bars outside. He came inside, and within minutes he tells me, unsolicited, "You know Thailand has banned weed again" (talking.
About now needing a doctors' prescription). His name was Ali. He had lived in Australia for some time. He showed me pictures of him with high-ranking officials.
, maybe even the president of Indonesia? He said he lived in Banyuwangni. He also peculiarly, asked me if I was in a smoking room?
How would he, they know I like to smoke in a legal country?
Well, months ago, I, not to wise, posted about liking mary jane on this forum.
Homeland Security reads this forum. I don't think Indonesians read this forum.
Homeland Security also knows I like weed from illegal drug tests they have given me at the VA Hosptal in California. They tested me for every drug that is known to man.
,including PCP, while I was in the USA Merchant Marines. THEY DID THIS WITHOUT MY CONSENT BREAKING HIPPA LAWS AND MY CIVIL LIBERTIES.
I was found positive on the THC. I. e. Marijuana. They knew they had illegally violated my privacy, and soon therfe-after this result was changed to "indeterminate".
The USA Coast Guard could not use this positive test to kick me out of the USA Merchant Marines because it was illegal test without my consent. HOWEVER they did use this.
Knowledge I like weed, in September of 2018 when I was joining a ship in South Korea. I got drug tested arriving to the ship. PART ONE PART TWO TOMORROW.
GentileBear
08-13-25, 15:34
PlantSmoke bonged: " How would he, they know I like to smoke in a legal country? "
Answer: Because your name is Plant Smoke.
PART TWO TOMORROW.
Suggested Title For Part Two: The Paranoia Chronicles Continue.
Expat American
08-13-25, 16:04
Got to love this cohort of Jakarta adventurers that want the proscriptive adventure based on google translate. Will you kiss me? Will you give me BJ? ,You must give me good service. What are you buying? A horse?
Starting out with a list of demands on google translate is a sure fire way to kill the mood. Ditto for paying the mami, she don't care unless you have history with her. The last customer wanted chubby, the next one small. How on earth is she meant to be able second guess your already convoluted needs as shown to her on your phone screen.
Here's a tip. Floss your teeth, lose the beer belly, smile like you mean it, dress nicely and relax. There are some magnificent experiences to be had in Jakarta where those little hotties can be writhing in pleasure. But standing there interviewing the girls like King Pring is highly unlikely to get you there. Whether you like it or not, attraction is still part of the chemistry even in these places.All good tips but It won't help. Jakarta is getting overrun by pot head young men escaping their Mom's basement for the first time thinking that threatening to write a TR on a website will get them better service. LOL. They buy sex like shopping for a pair of jeans. Specific brand, color and size please. Already getting reports of CBJ and other unheard of things that Bules are being offered. Thankfully Jakarta has a myriad of other options not called Classic so its still okay.
Gaijin Gigolo
08-13-25, 16:59
Got to love this cohort of Jakarta adventurers that want the proscriptive adventure based on google translate. Will you kiss me? Will you give me BJ? ,You must give me good service. What are you buying? A horse?
Starting out with a list of demands on google translate is a sure fire way to kill the mood. Ditto for paying the mami, she don't care unless you have history with her. The last customer wanted chubby, the next one small. How on earth is she meant to be able second guess your already convoluted needs as shown to her on your phone screen.
Here's a tip. Floss your teeth, lose the beer belly, smile like you mean it, dress nicely and relax. There are some magnificent experiences to be had in Jakarta where those little hotties can be writhing in pleasure. But standing there interviewing the girls like King Pring is highly unlikely to get you there. Whether you like it or not, attraction is still part of the chemistry even in these places.Yup. This is why the majority of guys on here will never get any without paying for it. Zero social or communication skills, let alone charm.
Yup. This is why the majority of guys on here will never get any without paying for it. Zero social or communication skills, let alone charm.Just for giggles I ran GFE through Google Translate.
I'd love to see the girls' faces when a newbie requests "pengalaman teman perempuan".
Good luck with that.
I'd agree that it's amazing what a smile, some manners and a little generosity can get you.
Enjoy. G.
Yup. This is why the majority of guys on here will never get any without paying for it. Zero social or communication skills, let alone charm.Lot's of unsubstantiated assumptions and pointless drama in this thread. Thanks to those who engaged into meaningful discussion though, I kinda assumed that's what the forum is for, to bounce ideas of other members and share your own experience. I gladly share mine about places I'm familiar with.
Anyway, clearly I have not been to Jakarta yet, let alone Classic, I would think that was clear enough – that's why I came here to discuss in the first place. So it looks like any mention of fair review is out, seems there's a consensus this would not be taken into account during the business deal (or give me minus points), dully noted. Also seems like there's a consensus mamis in Classic simply do not give a fuck about clients and the whole establishment is too much of conveyor belt; I guess that settles it for me, I think I will take my business elsewhere.
Perfect description of what I've seen in both Classic and Travel. Plus 80% of them seem bored and sad and would give anything to be somewhere else. Sure, there are a few very nice ones on occasion but I've yet to see a girl at either place that really does it for me.This sounds really bad to me, sad girl that doesn't want to be there is real boner killer for me, I'm too much of human being still, I would just feel bad for her. Fuck that.
I'm always well mannered, good hygiene and smiling and treat the working girls with respect like I do my civvies. I'm also younger and fitter than majoriy of other patrons, so I never have any problem in this department but if that and a promise of a tip for a good service is not going to raise her mood, I'm out. That's why I thought the mamis will be able to point me to a girl who not only knows how to fuck, but doesn't actually mind doing so. It's not that much to ask and certainly not trying to be a pretend King Pring or whatever I'm here being accused of, WTF.
Well, the guys saying they will not care about your tip are mostly right, I think. Once you get there you will see it's too much of a conveyor belt setup. That, coupled with you not speaking bahasa, and most of the mamasans being obnoxious and pushy, giving them a 100k note out of the blue, before or after, is not going to make them care. Personally, I wouldn't bother giving them any tip, but you might try and see how it goes. Maybe you can report back if so.The only reason I wanted to talk to the mamis is I assumed they will speak some english, while the girls don't speak any for the most part. And the tip was ment to encourage them to give a shit, that's all. But wrong type of establishment I guess, should I try this Emporyum instead? I just have very little time in Jakarta and don't want to waste it on a sad girl who hates her job.
I'm not convinced your generous 5 euro tip is going to do anything for you at all in a place like classic.I would gladly tipped more if I knew it will get me anywhere but other members on this thread saying they tipped a girl more than that were shouted down for spoiling the market. So I kinda wanted to base that on the going market rate for the girls. But seems like the amount is not the problem, the type of establishment is?
What you are saying is that you should be visiting 1001 and emporium, 2 places where, on arrival mami or papi WILL sit down with you on a couch, ask you preferences and make recommendations or offer a select lineup. Its their job. The girls are to a higher standard, and are paid to put the effort in. Sure it costs more, but its what you are asking for.Ok, useful tip, thank you! I do not need the service to be Travel / Classic cheap, I'm not looking for 100 sessions. I'm just looking for a wide selection and good services from a pretty girl, I don't think I'm asking for anything outrageous in that for cyring out loud.
About papisan, the only one whom I know is David at Emporium. He's gay so the girls are cool with him. I recommend him if you have the dough. Thanks, seems useful! All I need is someone who speaks basic English and wants to do their job for literally 5 minutes, helping me find what I'm looking for so in the end everybody is happy and taken care of. I'm not a millionaire but I think I can still afford high-end Jakarta prices and a leave a tip. I'm not interested in exploiting a poor ricefield girl who hates to be there and is only there to pay for her father's gambling debt. That's kinda low even in my book, but hey, everybody here is responsible for their choices, I'm not telling anyone here what they should or should not do, I'm just trying to find a happy transaction for all parties involved. And neither my demeanor, hygiene or looks or the money is the problem.
tl;dr I'm spoiled by Latinas and don't want to waste time on Asian deadfish.
Nuttin Serious
08-14-25, 23:22
Lot's of unsubstantiated assumptions and pointless drama.Good responses. Theres been a few posters whoes tiny egos need to be boosted by exploiting and power tripping over debt-trapped young woman working in the likes of classic and arguing if $2 or $4 is the correct tip payment to the poor girl. So that may explain some of the negativity
Try 1001 club. The entrance is halfway down the left side of the building in the covered vehicle access, google will find it. If you dont already have a GRO contact reception will organise one for you. The mami assigned to me organsied me a drink, talked a bit and then provided a selected lineup based on 'speaks english well'. I chose the best looking girl of course, she had a delightful almomd shaped face, great figure. She would be the sort of girl you see at a promo event, or on the start grid of an f1 race. Spoke good english, age 21, and she engaged well, made a lot of eye contact during festivities and was proactive in the sack. The only thing I would do differently next time is discard english ability in favour of peak hotness.
Emporium I thought the girls werent quite as good looking, but having a soak in the hot tub while bikini clad Windy snuggled up to me was / is quite memorable. Again, your GRO (david gets a lot of positive mentions) will treat you like a valued client.
Price wise, for people with limited time and want to cherry pick, its great value. For people who stay longer and have the time to network and hunt, they will find what they want too.
Plant Smoke
08-15-25, 04:54
PlantSmoke bonged: " How would he, they know I like to smoke in a legal country? "
Answer: Because your name is Plant Smoke.
PART TWO TOMORROW.
Suggested Title For Part Two: The Paranoia Chronicles Continue.Are you going to tell me paranoia is caused by smoking indonesian cloves bear? YOU ARE THE SAME ONE THAT COMPLAINED ABOUT BEER AT CLASSIC.
NOT BEING COLD.
The title of your chronicles would be "The run of unintelligible and confounding posts continues".
In a city / country where 90 percent of motobike accidents, the rear passengers helmet falls off because of a loose strap? Indos think bules dicks are larger.
Than their own. They are correct. Indos think bules head / strap size is larger than their own. They are incorrect.
The corollary (new word for you bear) I'm drawing here bear, is between an indo arriving with a motobike with a excessively loose chin strap (why wear a helmet?) and.
A indo figuring out what plantsmoke means / is? Two things bear:
1. Indonesia authorities don't read ISG to determine which bules are smoking weed.
2. indo authority translates plantsmoke into bahasa, hes going to get a obscure translation.
Bear when you post your intelligence level goes down, when you don't post your intelligence goes up (Note* ADMIN. This isn't discouraging someone from posting!
ADMIN: Why did you eliminate my post about being stopped on Mangga Besar for a bag check? Its relevant, IT ABSOLUTELY HAPPENED TO ME, and it could have happened to anybody.
ADMIN stop your Trump-esque censoring of this board please.
Theres been a few posters whoes tiny egos need to be boosted by exploiting and power tripping over debt-trapped young woman working in the likes of classic and arguing if $2 or $4 is the correct tip payment to the poor girl.So, says the International Trick that thinks he is better than all others.
ROTFLMAO!
Yup. This is why the majority of guys on here will never get any without paying for it. Zero social or communication skills, let alone charm.A interesting comment from an individual who was censored twice for making racial statements in the Thailand Threads.
Was your social, communication and charm on display in those posts?
Next time you look in the mirror you need to remind yourself that you are just another International Trick. Skin color does not matter. Only the color of the local currency you are dealing in.
I'm just trying to find a happy transaction for all parties involved. And neither my demeanor, hygiene or looks or the money is the problem.
tl;dr I'm spoiled by Latinas and don't want to waste time on Asian deadfish.Bravo. Agreed. I'm also spoilt by Latinas, and find skinny, petite girls unattractive sexually. The best thing for you, bro, is to get personal recommendations from fellow mongers. Girls that they have banged, and who have consistently given good service. This creates social proof. The girl is more likely to give you better service if you are recommended by one of her regular customers.
If you like curvy women, let me know and I may be able to suggest a couple. When are you coming here? DM me if you want.
I'm spoiled by Latinas and don't want to waste time on Asian deadfish.Good! Stay out of South East Asia (SEA). To many saltine cracker eating mother fuckers visiting here already.
Latin America as they become more affluent as a society the girls are getting fat and starting to press for that western concept of fat acceptance. I have found the girls in Thailand to be attractive and excellent performers in bed. Japanese girls are some of the most beautiful girls on this Earth. But in the end:
Pussy is Pussy!
All pussy helps me meet my objective:
My objective is to nut!
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