Lima

[JohnnyWishBone]

I heard there was a lot of shopping over in Magdalena so I went looking for gift ideas or anything of interest. I didn't really find much that I wanted and out of boredom looked on google maps for a masaje. Turns out the place is full of establishments of varying facilities and staff.

Glael--just avoid. Entry level massage is 70 soles but the facilities are poor, despite their ads, and the girl wanted something like 600 soles for a topless handjob.

Karle's massage--They have a shower and decent facilities. The girl was ok. I don't know exactly what she would have done but she got totally nude and bent over when I got off the table and stepped behind her. Would she have done BBFS? I don't know because I didn't try, I just slid between her oily butt cheeks. One of my favorites was with me earlier on that visit so there wasn't much performance left in me, but it was a pleasant diversion at something around 200 soles total cost.

I also texted Laya massage in Miraflores but Marie wasn't available. They suggested Cielo again but I knew better. They sent over one that was worse than Cielo as far as the upsell. It must be the gringo / nice hotel / lets see if I can get max soles out of him strategy. I wouldn't mind getting Marie to my hotel but that will have to wait for my next visit.This was an interesting and informative read. Massage parlours is something I am reading up on, I definitely want to go to some good places where the girls give oral and sex. But it doesn't seem that there are many in Lima, unlike say Cali in Colombia.

[Michael1967]

So this is a rather stupid question. I'll be there next week. The last time I was there was 2004. Back then, I remember bringing USD cash and exchanging with one of the street changers on the corner. He had manipulated a calculator so to read incorrect amounts that he would hand you (I'm an accountant and immediately caught this).

Anyway, now I generally just use my debit card at the ATM to get the best exchange rate, but I remember on that trip, I used travelers checks and cash that I brought. Is there an official exchange rate that is vastly different from the street rate. Like Cuba or Venezuela? For the life of me I think there had to be a reason for me to avoid ATMs.

[Questner]

So this is a rather stupid question. I'll be there next week. The last time I was there was 2004. Back then, I remermber bringing USD cash and exchanging with one of the street changers on the corner. He had manipulated a calculator so to read incorrect amounts that he would hand you (I'm an accountant and immediately caught this).

Anyway, now I generally just use my debit card at the ATM to get the best exchange rate, but I remember on that trip, I used travelers checks and cash that I brought. Is there an official exchange rate that is vastly different from the street rate. Like Cuba or Venezuela? For the life of me I think there had to be a reason for me to avoid ATMs.Use MultiRed ATM at Banco de La Nacion. Use your credit card for purchases as well. Traveler's checks belong to the past. Rate is stable, you can always verify with the Bank of Peru web site. Street exchange is widely available at your own risk.

[Michael1967]

So this is a rather stupid question. I'll be there next week. The last time I was there was 2004. Back then, I remember bringing USD cash and exchanging with one of the street changers on the corner. He had manipulated a calculator so to read incorrect amounts that he would hand you (I'm an accountant and immediately caught this).

Anyway, now I generally just use my debit card at the ATM to get the best exchange rate, but I remember on that trip, I used travelers checks and cash that I brought. Is there an official exchange rate that is vastly different from the street rate. Like Cuba or Venezuela? For the life of me I think there had to be a reason for me to avoid ATMs.I realized it was 2001 when was last in Lima. I'm starting to think they didn't have many cash machines that took US cards back then.

[Michael1967]

Use MultiRed ATM at Banco de La Nacion. Use your credit card for purchases as well. Traveler's checks belong to the past. Rate is stable, you can always verify with the Bank of Peru web site. Street exchange is widely available at your own risk.Thank you. I have no clue why I didn't use ATMs there. I figured there had to be a reason, I just remember I made a concerted effort to bring cash and use Traveler's checks. Probably just a different era.

[HumbleHal]

Just wondering how the locals came to name the Lima bean? Did it originate in Lima, Peru? Did it have a sexual context, like someone's dick was shaped like a lima bean?

Not sure why they call bean soup Chile, did it originate in Chile SA?

We know French fries did not originate in France, they were made in Greece.

[JayRose1008]

Hello all, I'll be making my first Peru trip in the coming months. I've done my homework and read through a majority of your insightful reports (which are appreciated). Would be great to meet up with one of you down there. Feel free to message me.

[Mr Enternational]

Just wondering how the locals came to name the Lima bean? Did it originate in Lima, Peru?Lima Ohio is where it was named.

[TheVita]

So this maybe a silly question or just a bad take because of how cheap the brothels are. BUT is their any strip clubs in lima? I know the brothel do shows and some girl will do dances or give you a massage, but I would like a stripclub or way lower energy brothel.

Also is their any good spa you guys recommend? The Baños Turcos PALACE in san borja is "fine" but the women are way old and a lot of them for work done. And way to pricey because in in san borja they price apart of lima. I do love the drink, hot tub, and vibe but the women in a upgrade or I wish it was slightly cheaper.

Or any lead to good spas.

My last question any resort type brothel in lima? I went to DR once and stayed at blackbeard, is their any type of resort brothel or places women hangout to hit on use like in DR or Colombia?

[PineTree]

This was an interesting and informative read. Massage parlours is something I am reading up on, I definitely want to go to some good places where the girls give oral and sex. But it doesn't seem that there are many in Lima, unlike say Cali in Colombia.I got a nice little BBBJ from Marie at Laya Masaje in Miraflores. I don't know about any of the other girls there.

Don't go to any of the places at Alfredo Benevides 260. It's a commercial building with multiple massage stalls and none of them deliver.

[Michael1967]

So, I flew in from Santo Domingo last night and after all the noise, dirt, scammers, rats and trash, Lima was just a huge relief.

It is quiet here. Everyone isn't blasting music 24 hours a day. No scammers (except the Taxi driver, of course, I'll post about him later). I'm staying in Barranco next to City Hall and a large number of discotecas. I immediately went out and hit the bars and everyone was all young. I then remembered things about Peru from years ago. The way people date here (or at least years ago when I was here) is they go out in groups. I remember having several dates last time and the girl would bring a friend because if someone saw her alone with a strange guy they would tell everyone she was a working girl.

So, I sat in a discoteca and started talking to the waitress. She was 20 and left Venezuela 2 years ago and sends money back to her family each week. So, I wasn't surprised when I asked her to lunch and she immediately accepted. We are going out tomorrow.

I put up a new ad on Tinder that basically said, "I'm in town for 10 days, looking for someone to go out dancing with me and come to my place after". As per Tinder rules, I didn't mention compensation but it was implied. I immediately got a hit from an extremely attractive (to me) 24 year old that just left my place. She refused to contact me on Whatsapp because she didn't want her number out in the world. Anyway, she got waylaid by her parents coming home and her not having an excuse to go anywhere. So, she eventually gets out of the house and is on the way over and said she got away because "she really needed that $140".

Alto or Para or whatever they use here. I ain't paying $140. Not when other people are saying $100.

Anyway, she was a few blocks away and had to pay the taxi. So, now I'm pissed because if she had got on Whatsapp and gave me the price, I would've said no. We finally meet and she was the cutest, sweetest, bubbly and fun person that I had encountered in years (if not decades). We sat for awhile talking and then went back to my place. At my place, she told me her friend encouraged her to go on Tinder about 10 days ago and make money from sex. She said she loves it. Her life has been so boring and now she meets up with a guy and doesn't know what will happen and it gets her all excited. She also gets paid. We then basically had sex for 2 1/2 hours straight (we took a 5 minute break). She was yelling so loud, I had to turn on the music loud because I was worried the neighbors would complain. There's a lot more, but in the end, I have to say without a doubt, it was worth far more than the $140+20 tip I gave her. There is nothing better than finishing sex and you both can barely walk.

I guess I should mention, went to one of the erotic massage places and got a decent massage with a happy ending for $50 + 12 tip. That was earlier in the afternoon. I have an appointment at another one tomorrow.

I have another lower priced Tinder girl scheduled for tomorrow evening. I think I'm going to like this place.

[Michael1967]

So, I haven't posted in the last few days because I've been busy. Lima is so much better for me than that clusterfuck that happened in the Dominican Republic.

Anyway, this place is more my speed. I tried a chongo once and was actually sort of grossed out by it, I have no interest in them. The rip off strip clubs that the taxi drivers keep begging me to go to I avoid. So, for me it's been a few things. One is talking to women in public and getting their numbers. In a way, this is actually easy here. If a woman actually speaks to me for more than five minutes, I end up getting her number. The hard part is to get a woman here to acknowledge your existence. Once that occurs, you're 90% there. Yes, I'm been here less than a week and I'm actually dating a local (and with the exception of daily lunches) not paying for it. When she's working, I go get online and use the links that someone posted here a few months back and get someone to either come to my place or go their place for 200 soles or less.

While I'm thinking of it, I want to thank Questner for his information about the bank. It appears you can only get about 400 soles at a time from the banks here and they all charge a fee of 25-40 soles. This was pissing me off greatly as I'm basically paying $6 to get about $100. The bank he mentioned is the ONLY bank that does not charge a fee. So, while the $6 fee wasn't hurting me, every time I went to an ATM I would get pissed because I couldn't get more than $100 and they were charging me more than they would at home.

I also wanted to thank the person that wrote the long report with all the links and just spent 10 minutes trying to find it and it was Questner again. My day is basically wake up, call one of the girls in from those links (about 150-200 soles), meet my "girlfriend" for lunch. She leaves for work at 5, I call another girl from those links, see her. Take a nap, then go to the discotecas. Those links are the best thing ever. If we're ever in Lima together, I owe you a chica.

I have a lot to say, but there is a chica that is blowing up my phone because I told her I wanted to meet this evening and I just finished banging the bejesus out of the cutest little 18 YO and simply don't think I can go again, so I'm going to have to cut this into parts.

So, last time I was in Lima was around 2001 ish. When I got here, I went to see how things have changes:

Pizza Alley. Is still there, of course it's different. In 2001, I met numerous women there. Many of them were there to meet men, very few were actual "pros" but they'd fuck you if you offered them money. Now, you can still sit outside and people watch, but none of that is going on. That street has by far the ugliest looking group of streetwalkers that I've ever seen. Seriously, I'd be embarrassed to be even caught talking to any of them. On Tuesday, night I was there and this streetwalker latched onto me and would not go away. It was funny because she was being really aggressive and persistent, but I just left Sosua, compared to there, she's an amateur. At any point, I think I may have seen all of them in 2001 when I was here because all of them are really old and they try to cake tons of make up on their faces hoping that we won't notice.

As I was strolling through Pizza Alley, I saw:

Hotel Las Palmas. This was the hotel I stayed at in 2001, they were one of the few that would let you take girls to your room. If you went to the lobby at about 2 AM there would be a dozen or so girls waiting for their friends that were in the rooms with men. You'd walk in the door and they would all perk up, hoping that you'd grab one of them at the last minute. I didn't walk in there, but I should have peeked in to see if it were still the case.

Tequila Rocks. Was the discoteca to go to meet women. All of the women there were working and if you were a guy that showed up alone they would mob you. I took a 6 ft tall blonde with gigantic boobs out of there on my last night here in 2001. The building is now TQL Club and it was closed.

Okay, get to current stuff later.

[Mr Enternational]

Hotel Las Palmas. This was the hotel I stayed at in 2001, they were one of the few that would let you take girls to your room. If you went to the lobby at about 2 AM there would be a dozen or so girls waiting for their friends that were in the rooms with men. You'd walk in the door and they would all perk up, hoping that you'd grab one of them at the last minute. I didn't walk in there, but I should have peeked in to see if it were still the case.Also the hotel that I started staying in. It was 89 soles. Then I went one day and the price was bumped up to 279 soles. I have been staying in Lince ever since.

[Sly One]

I will be in Lima Monday 1st of June if anyone would like to catch up and have a few beers. If interested PM Me here.

[MrJoker123]

First of all, thanks to everyone here that as contributed.

Let's say I came close to not going, because of flight delay.

So, I landed about 3 hours late so Thursday night was a wash, but because I boked taxi with my Airbnb I was good, cost about 80 sol which is about 30 sol more than uber.

So Friday morning I hit the ground running had breakfast and start doing the tourist things in Miraflores, until in the evening I jumped over to photokines, and started making some calls, since my Airbnb didn't allowed guest, I ended up doing a incall with a provider about 10 minutes away, got to the location and I will say the lobby wasn't giving off positive vibes, but went up to the room and it was the girl in the ad, light skin, thick with a big ass so that was good, 160 sol to her and we were off to the races. Later that night went out to Kennedy park and bar hopped in the area.

Saturday I did more or less the same thing in the day, and started making the calls earlier in the evening, but all the girls were only doing outcalls which sucked for me, after having dinner, I was back making calls and met a sweet lady which informed me that she knew a hotel that did short stay room, so I hurried over booked a room for a couple hours and then over that she came, now from her pictures, the breast were great, ass big, and stomach flat you would guess she was a 34 years old that takes care of herself, but the face showed her true age, which was maybe late 40's earlier 50's. But I will have you know she could suck an elephant through a straw and could fuck a like her life depended on it, completely took me off guard how tight she was 260 sol well spent.

Thats my 48 hours in lima, looking forward to a longer trip next time.

Couple of notes.

The food was great.

The view was great.

People are cool.

The short stay hotel is El Doral 4 hour for 70 sol I think.

Different girls use different sites to advertise.

I don't check out the Chongos since it would take me about 1 hour to get to it from where I was staying.

[Interstella]

So, decided to forgo my Bangkok trip in lieu of Lima, as I just don't want to do the 24 hour travel time at the moment. I know, I'm a wimp, but it's a 3 hour flight to a hub for me, then the 12 hour flight to a hub in Asia, then another 7 hour flight. And the fucking 12 hour time change fucks with my guts and mind. I'm weak, what can I say. So, I'm in Lima for about two weeks, and might make a short stop to Medellin if the fancy strikes me.

Still haven't tried the Chongos here, as the APT girls are just so easy to connect with! I will try to give as specific info as I can, but feel free to PM me for the deets on these girls I've seen so far.

Night 1: Isabella, easily an 8/10 going off of her Photokines pictures, but of course, when you show up, detract one point for the "reality," of how she looked. Super easy going, and she communicated well with my broken Spanish as to finding her APT in Miraflores. That's what I love about Photokines, you can just select what you're looking for (jovencitas), and also the area, Miraflores in this case, and also select the "with apartment," option, as my hotel isn't cool with guests, no biggie. Anyway the damage was 250 soles with BBBJ for half an hour, and I might see here again for the 100 soles anal upgrade, haha. She was just super relaxed and let me do whatever I wanted, and was just very willing / submissive the whole time. She's tall, thin, 19, has two little butterfly tattoos near her cooch, and a heart tattoo on her left clavicle. And her name is Isabella. She's "different," looking, like that model look, where they look kind of weird but in an alluring way. That should be enough to find her off of Photokines.

Night 2: Emily, pictures looked like a 7/10, and low and behold the "reality," held true, and she was a real looker, 7/10 easy. Again, to help find her, her age is 18 (as listed, 22 in reality, haha, I asked) and she's in Miraflores off of Photokines. She lists herself as a "nursing student" in her ad, so that's about as much as I can help without giving the WhatsApp deets. The damage was 250 soles with no extras, so, no BBBJ or anything, but it was on the menu as was anal for an extra 100 soles. Seems like women in Peru are all down for anal, am I imagining this? At least in Medellin for me, it was like pulling teeth trying to get just BBBJ out of those chicas, and I can only imagine anal (which I'm a fan of, but not a real "need," for me) would be impossible. I digress, Emily was also super relaxed, and was actually a bit more eager to get me to do things, like, I usually don't just finger right off the bat as to not spoil the mood, but she grabbed my hand as soon as we started the whole "get me hard" routine, and pulled my hand hard into that sweet spot. The only negative here, which I can understand, and this has never happened to me before. Instead of just lube, I had to sit there and wait for 30 seconds while I'm all throbbing and armored up and ready to go as she applied some sort of visibly white lotion to her cooch. Some sort of super lube I suppose. Not a biggie, but seeing any sort of opaque white, viscous fluid, on a pussy before I even enter it is kinda of a turn off, but whatever.

Looking forward to the rest of the trip. Need to work up the courage for Sirenitas. I have RTFF. Guess my plan is to hide my personal brand of condoms in my socks, and practice some basic lingo as I understand they make you turn off your phone. I don't know why the chongos make me hesitant, but this is my second trip here and still haven't made it to one. Anyway, will report back with more.

[Interstella]

So, I find that very firm, the size boobs are kind of a rarity, so I'm writing a report on just this kine from yesterday. Cloe off of Photokines, she's 19, in San Borja, and describes herself as having "large natural breasts and spectacular buttocks," (as translated by google) and I fucking agree! God damn, I show up, not knowing the price, and this hot little number looks at me and says 180 for half an hour, while I try to hide my glee. The rates for apt girls are all over the place, you can find chongo like prices down to 50 soles if you're willing to travel an hour out of the city, and then there's some I found charging as high as 1000 soles, but that's very, very rare. Most APT girls are charging like 150-200 soles for half an hour, with less charging in the sub 100 range.

On to the session with Cloe, she's pretty relaxed, though I wouldn't say submissive, as she kind of directed the session to begin with. I was already hard and armored up and was just going to get to the pumping, but she stopped me for some CBJ, which while that maintained my mast at full, I could care fucking less about any CBJ action. So, finally, she lets me slather up with lube and enter the good stuff. The boobs, her boobs were amazing! And, they didn't disappear when she layed down. We're talking firm, natural, D's. Heaven. Besides the boobs, her body was slim yet voluptuous, and she had a pretty face. I would rate her a solid 7, plus one point for my fascination with her overly ample breasts. I basically just did missionary the whole time while groping away at those bad boys, and seeing how much I could make them bounce back and forth with my stroke rhythm. I do want to add one "negative," here, and I mean this in the nicest way possible. Her nipples were very dark, but in her photos she uses a filter that makes them look much more pinkish.

Here's some photokines search criteria to help find her. Feel free to PM me for the WhatsApp deets. Search, San Borja, 19 years old, and with apartment. She should be the only "Cloe," that fits those search criteria. 180 soles well fucking spent.

[Amcaps]

Went to Lima to visit family and used my free time to go to some new massage places that are becoming more popular in the city. The first place was Kalax Spa in san Isidro. The cost was 150 soles for a half hour. There are options to choose the masseuse. It went well. Good massage with happy ending. The ladies here are very good. Tried asking for BJ but no go. Was able to penetrate her but just with my fingers. 50 extra.

The next place is located in Magdalena. Karles massage. At went last minute before closing so there was only one girl available. The massage was very good. Then she asked me to turn over. Got on top of me and then I started rubbing the tip with the pussy. No penetration whatsoever. Asked for BJ but was not offer. Cost 200 for one hour. Included all touching I want.

The last place was Laya in Miraflores. I chose Marie due to the previous comments regarding the BJ. Indeed it was offer. 180 for 25 min BBBJ. Was not able to finish due to several reasons that make me uncomfortable. The used of gloves. The use of dry hard paper to clean any precum. And her skills were not good. Well maybe it was just me due to I look local. Not sure.

[Interstella]

So, still staying in my comfort zone of linking up with the kines APT girls. I decided to pick two in a row, on two different nights, that did not offer an apartment to meet at. Seeing as my hotel has a strict, "no guests," policy (Hotel EL Farolito) - I just ubered to Lince and got a room by the hour at one of the "hostals" there, I think it was called Jardin.

So, this chick walks in the door wearing huge sunglasses, and looking nothing like the model like body yet blurred face of the photokines add I had responded to. I don't know why I do this. I could have just stopped it right there and said "no," and shooed her away. But, she was a 5/10, and had large boobs, and I was horny and pumped up full of tadalafil, so I figured fuck it, why have a moral code about a struck deal. The session was okay, as I just kind of commandeered her breasts for some russian to avoid her lower regions I wasn't too thrilled about. Pretty sure she didn't want me to kersplat on her neck / chin / face area, but that's what you get when you try and trick me, I'm going to make the best of it in this instance at least. At the end I showed her the pictures of the profile I resposnded to, and without any sort of guilt or whatever her response was something like "multiple girls use the same number. " Whatever. I just can't imagine what it's like being her and walking into every situation like this knowing the guy is going to be disappointed. She probably stopped giving a shit years ago. Another sucker parted from his money.

On to the next session where pretty much the same thing happened. Saw a girl from Lince that looked hot, and decided to go book a short stay hotel in that area and wait for her, and again, a fucking overweight 5/10 shows up, but at least this one is more in the fuckable range. Again, I was horny and ready to go, and just figured fuck it, let's add one more number to the figurative notches on the bedpost. But here's how I really made the most of this bad situation. After the deed, I exited the hotel that's right there in the Risso area, and figured I would take a stroll to see what the street scene had to offer that night. Kinda the same as before when I've looked, maybe 6-15 girls moving around the streets in that area. But this time, I found a girl with the cutest face, super, super innocent looking, which I like. So, I basically tell her let's go, I got a hotel with a few more hours I paid for (50 soles for 6 hours). What sucked is for some reason I had to pay an extra 40 soles trying to bring her up. I dunno, maybe the first guest is free, or it was just a random "fuck this gringo tax. " On to the session. It was perfect. The clothes came off and honeslty that left a lot to be desired. She was tight and in decent shape, but had a fairly prominent surgery scar right in the area of interest. But, the older I get the less I give a fuck about things like that. Her face man, her face. Just innoncent and young looking without a blemish to be seen. That, with kissing and missionary got me there and I left feeling free as a bird.

So, back to back, this has been my first negative experiences with Photokines. Before the worst that happened is a girl that claimed to be 19, was obviously 30 ish, but she still looked awesome and I was down, and it turned into a good session. I'm going to be more selective and maybe limit myself to profiles that don't have the faces blurred out, and hopefully have a short video / clip to confirm what they look like. At least when you have a bad session here, you're only out like 150 soles.

[PineTree]

The last place was Laya in Miraflores. I chose Marie due to the previous comments regarding the BJ. Indeed it was offer. 180 for 25 min BBBJ. Was not able to finish due to several reasons that make me uncomfortable. The used of gloves. The use of dry hard paper to clean any precum. And her skills were not good. Well maybe it was just me due to I look local. Not sure.Gloves? I was going to try to see her again but not after reading that. Her mouth was very soft and wet though.

[Interstella]

So a few points to make. I scored fucking big time for me off of photokines, just meaning, I got something that I've been looking for, for quite a while. She's Brazillian, but I will be god damned if this woman is not actually an Italian Model, or an Eastern European model. I haven't had a chance to make it to Germany, or to Russia before it's now an ill-advised option, or to Czech, or Romania. I did get a blowie from an Italian streetwalker right outside Marconi station once, but blowjobs don't count for bedpost notches! So, beauty is relative, but this woman has that model look, and is easily a 9/10 to me. She's tall, white skinned, unfortunately has tiny implants, like she went from flat "a's" to small man made "be's", but oh well. Really great attitude as well, fresh smelling, and just does whatever she can to please you. Probably my best mongering experience to date. Here's the deets to help locate her off of photokines: She's in Miraflores, she's 22, Leticia. Also lists her name as Angel. These hoes! She has a hotel to visit her at, but does not have the "with apartment" option to help with the search criteria. I've seen her twice so far, and probably will repeat nightly until I leave, that's how good this is, for me at least. Damage is high here, she charges 400 soles for half an hour, 800 for an hour. But with all the sometimes "extras," included, excluding anal. DFK, BBBJ, etc. Are all part of her basic fee.

On to the next point. Being a hunter, I enjoy a good "stalk," so having had an enjoyable, random Lince / Risso encounter lately, I decided to check out the scene last night out of curiosity. The police and "commandos," are back in force. When I say commandos, I fucking mean it. Guys in fatigues that look like the only things they don't have to go to war are an assault rifle and a helmet. They just kind of hang out on foot. Then there's the motorcycle cops that are no shit, driving down the fucking sidewalks of the stroll to shoo away these girls. I checked it out early last night, around 8:30 or so and there were at least 5 girls there, but they were chased off. Such a strange game, I never see the police directly hassle the girls, as in stopping them and getting their ID's and such, and as for me, I'm walking infinite circles right by them, so they know what's up with me and why I'm there, and could give a fuck less. In no way did the cops or "commandos" hassle me in any way, nor have they ever. I just remember that fresh face I met of the Lince / Risso stroll, and I guess that's what brought me back. There were some decent options out last night, so while I still don't recommend it, fuck it, it's fun.

[Amcaps]

Gloves? I was going to try to see her again but not after reading that. Her mouth was very soft and wet though.Yes. She used medical gloves. Weird in the aspect that she does BBJ.

[JohnnyWishBone]

So a few points to make. I scored fucking big time for me off of photokines, just meaning, I got something that I've been looking for, for quite a while. She's Brazillian, but I will be god damned if this woman is not actually an Italian Model, or an Eastern European model. I haven't had a chance to make it to Germany, or to Russia before it's now an ill-advised option, or to Czech, or Romania. I did get a blowie from an Italian streetwalker right outside Marconi station once, but blowjobs don't count for bedpost notches! So, beauty is relative, but this woman has that model look, and is easily a 9/10 to me. She's tall, white skinned, unfortunately has tiny implants, like she went from flat "a's" to small man made "be's", but oh well. Really great attitude as well, fresh smelling, and just does whatever she can to please you. Probably my best mongering experience to date. Here's the deets to help locate her off of photokines: She's in Miraflores, she's 22, Leticia. Also lists her name as Angel. These hoes! She has a hotel to visit her at, but does not have the "with apartment" option to help with the search criteria. I've seen her twice so far, and probably will repeat nightly until I leave, that's how good this is, for me at least. Damage is high here, she charges 400 soles for half an hour, 800 for an hour. But with all the sometimes "extras," included, excluding anal. DFK, BBBJ, etc. Are all part of her basic fee.

On to the next point. Being a hunter, I enjoy a good "stalk," so having had an enjoyable, random Lince / Risso encounter lately, I decided to check out the scene last night out of curiosity. The police and "commandos," are back in force. When I say commandos, I fucking mean it. Guys in fatigues that look like the only things they don't have to go to war are an assault rifle and a helmet. They just kind of hang out on foot. Then there's the motorcycle cops that are no shit, driving down the fucking sidewalks of the stroll to shoo away these girls. I checked it out early last night, around 8:30 or so and there were at least 5 girls there, but they were chased off. Such a strange game, I never see the police directly hassle the girls, as in stopping them and getting their ID's and such, and as for me, I'm walking infinite circles right by them, so they know what's up with me and why I'm there, and could give a fuck less. In no way did the cops or "commandos" hassle me in any way, nor have they ever. I just remember that fresh face I met of the Lince / Risso stroll, and I guess that's what brought me back. There were some decent options out last night, so while I still don't recommend it, fuck it, it's fun.800 for an hour is an insane amount to pay for a girl in Lima and you didn't get BBFS. The same kind of overpaying happens in Medelland and Cartagena, ruining the market.

[IslandMonger]

Heading to Peru next week with 3 friends, it's a 12-day trip and will be in Lima the first 3 nights. If I was on my own I would love to hunt some street action and Photokines, but with the group I think Chongos will be the safe play. One friend and I are experienced mongers, the other two are rookies. I RTFF and based on my research, this is my takeaway. I appreciate any tips or advice you guys can offer. We are staying in Miraflores so I'm aware the Chongos are mostly an hour cab / Uber away.

CHONGOS.

#1. LAS CUCARDAS VIP. Most expensive $40 sol entry, $80 sol 20 min. 10 am-2 am.

I figure this being the most expensive would have the most top shelf girls. A recent google review said the place is closed however. Can anyone confirm?

https://youtu.be/qHdSw7I93r0?si=KYZ59c1ZY9B0dBg3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sLLhvkNayoe9mBuTA?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

#2. CLINICA DEL CORAZON. Newest and sounds like the most top shelf. 3 pm-1 am $10 sol entry /$50 sol session.

https://youtu.be/_lgp_MaWBqE?si=D874dspQhQuhq2OK

https://youtu.be/5QXy7RfZW9Q?si=JmYKxOlDgRYWbLbR

#3 LAS SIRENITAS. Older but good reviews. 9 am-1 am $10 sol entry /$50 sol session.

https://youtu.be/pqMgKRcPslU?si=CsSW6pSkc63RieUd

https://maps.app.goo.gl/dSnLeZDxxzHenQUy7?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

#4 LA COLMENA. Some report not as good, others say it's the best one. 2 pm-4 am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Batzf0GONIU&t=2s

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ciPp6jHhwX1cpXwRA?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

#5 GEISHAS NIGHT CLUB. Closest to Miraflores. 4 pm-2 am $10 sol entry /$40 sol session.

https://youtu.be/vtyG6TLmU28?si=dZhScOHjqDnPiDlC

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Geishas+Nigth+Club / at -12.061368,-76.9808858,17 z / data=!3 m1!4 b1!4 m6!3 m5!1 s0 x9105 c7 c05 cc7 d64 be:0 x40 c829662 e3 b36 be!8 m2!3 the%20-12.0613733!4 the-76.9783109!16's%2 Fg%2 F11 fmbhs0_x?entry=ttu.

#6 TROCADERO. Closer to city, 3:30 pm-10:30 pm largest in the city, reports of old grannies, AVOID! $15 sol / $40 sol.

https://youtu.be/K_koxAH_GT0?si=mwf7ot0NEKlgy5o0

https://maps.app.goo.gl/GiBbR526EfZPAP4D8?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Other "strip clubs" closer to Miraflores but considered clip joints would be Club69 and Harem Club, but read it's USA prices so plan to avoid them unless we are too tired to make the hour trip and want something close. Can anyone cobfirm?

We are driving to Ica for 2 nights and found 2 Chongos there. Monalisa looks promising and similar to Lima.

ICA CHONGOS.

Chongo. Club Nocturno CASA GLADYS midnight-4:30 am.

https://youtu.be/LOxso97p_0Y?si=z3WmZ2t0kdBrDlP1

https://maps.app.goo.gl/4QustZfZwPrr7zJ56?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Chongo. Monalisa Club - 4 pm- midnight (a lot of good reviews on google).

https://youtu.be/329En3zvfic?si=-J-sUNIupVDFdIhI

https://youtu.be/0GHBphgUVU0?feature=shared

https://maps.app.goo.gl/8TQmY36BUmQhoVrcA?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Cusco does not seem to be a lot of Chongo action, below is what I found, can anyone confirm this is accurate?

#1 SANTUTIS night club (chongo) - 6 pm -12 pm (5 sol entry / 50 sol) 11 reviews.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/vGEpcKnMok4HAs8N6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

#2 LAS FULANAS VIP (1 review).

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BK6VY1cAyMSe1iADA?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Appreciate any advise you guys can offer. Of course I'll post a trip review after.

[Questner]

At IslandMonger below: As far as I know Las Cucardas has been shut down.

[TheVita]

You got a lot of the base info right. I would say that las sirenits is the best and their more girls the later at night you go. Their is a shift change at 3-4 pm so if you want to be first in then go around that time.

Also for more update information I would check out hermanodeleche. The rate the girls and tells you if worth it or not.

Also I been to harem. It a scam. The girls are not hotter and you are right you have to pay in Dollars.

I been to clinica and geisha, their smaller but it fine. You may have to hop around to fine a girl you like.

You can check out their ig if their a theme night.


Heading to Peru next week with 3 friends, it's a 12-day trip and will be in Lima the first 3 nights. If I was on my own I would love to hunt some street action and Photokines, but with the group I think Chongos will be the safe play. One friend and I are experienced mongers, the other two are rookies. I RTFF and based on my research, this is my takeaway. I appreciate any tips or advice you guys can offer. We are staying in Miraflores so I'm aware the Chongos are mostly an hour cab / Uber away..

[IslandMonger]

Thank you for the advice gents. That's a shame about Las Cucardas. Hermanodeleche is a good tip, I checked out a few reviews and it sounds like Geishas is on the downhill. So based on your comments, I think I will change my priority list of Chongos.

1. Las Sirenitas.

2. La Colmena.

3. Clinica del Corazon.

4. Geishas Night Club.

5. Trocadero.

I'm hoping we can check out a different club each night, and have a backup in case we go to one and don't like it.

You guys know of any Chongos in Arequipa? I have searched but can't find anything.

I will definitely post a trip report later with my experiences.

[TheVita]

Arequipa. No my family from ttp so I have not been. I do know their a lot of anime stuff their and some cosplay girls on Photokines.

For lima the "best" spa in lima is Baños Turcos PALACE in san borja. I don't like the girls their to much last time I went it was all older women with a lot of work done.


Thank you for the advice gents. That's a shame about Las Cucardas. Hermanodeleche is a good tip, I checked out a few reviews and it sounds like Geishas is on the downhill. So based on your comments, I think I will change my priority list of Chongos.

1. Las Sirenitas.

2. La Colmena.

3. Clinica del Corazon.

4. Geishas Night Club.

5. Trocadero.

I'm hoping we can check out a different club each night, and have a backup in case we go to one and don't like it.

You guys know of any Chongos in Arequipa? I have searched but can't find anything.

I will definitely post a trip report later with my experiences.

[LetsGoMets]

I know a friend who will take you and your friends safely to and from all the best locations here in Lima depending on schedule. DM if you guys are interested. I think he charges s /70-100 soles, speaks English well and he organizes bachelor parties in Colombia and Brazil. Idk his prices outside Peru but I vouch for him.

[FFlintstone69]

So, I flew in from Santo Domingo last night and after all the noise, dirt, scammers, rats and trash, Lima was just a huge relief.

It is quiet here. Everyone isn't blasting music 24 hours a day. No scammers (except the Taxi driver, of course, I'll post about him later). I'm staying in Barranco next to City Hall and a large number of discotecas. I immediately went out and hit the bars and everyone was all young. I then remembered things about Peru from years ago. The way people date here (or at least years ago when I was here) is they go out in groups. I remember having several dates last time and the girl would bring a friend because if someone saw her alone with a strange guy they would tell everyone she was a working girl.

So, I sat in a discoteca and started talking to the waitress. She was 20 and left Venezuela 2 years ago and sends money back to her family each week. So, I wasn't surprised when I asked her to lunch and she immediately accepted. We are going out tomorrow.

I put up a new ad on Tinder that basically said, "I'm in town for 10 days, looking for someone to go out dancing with me and come to my place after". As per Tinder rules, I didn't mention compensation but it was implied. I immediately got a hit from an extremely attractive (to me) 24 year old that just left my place. She refused to contact me on Whatsapp because she didn't want her number out in the world. Anyway, she got waylaid by her parents coming home and her not having an excuse to go anywhere. So, she eventually gets out of the house and is on the way over and said she got away because "she really needed that $140".But I have a couple questions that are probably very important to most readers, you mention $ why, are you talking about soles but use the $ sign.

That's very confusing, I wish there was an ISG rule only use local currency or only USD but not both willy nilly.

Also you didn't mention condoms, that's a pretty important topic especially to mongers like me and many others.

Does that mean you didn't use any.

Or everything was covered I hate guessing.

$50 usd + $12 usd tip for HJ anywhere is insane but definitely in Lima.

I'm confused why guys travel to pay to get a HJ.

I could do that better for free at home by myself and not fly all the way there.

I've never even received one from a GF or wife, No offense, it just leaves me nonplussed to the max when I read about it.

What next covered hand jobs, I'm not joking I received a massage on Venezuela one day upstairs across the street from Metro Brena.

And the old hag put on surgical gloves to massage me, I was like WTF, then the scammer at the desk try to jack up the price.

I threw 30's on the desk and left, I have the card I will take a photo of it and post it.

[Tishamingo]

I am going to visit Lima in August but I will stay for only 4 days. That's why I would like to have some suggestions or communicate with someone that can introduce me in some action. I have bought my bitcoin and I can't find the account of the adimn to send the greens. I have written about 4 times butr nothing. So, what can I do?

[SleekMuffin]

If you are on desktop version of the site, it should be quite easy to see "Click here to buy a subscription" at the top of the forum which will take you to the correct info for who to send this to. You can also go to the front page of the site and scroll down, on the left you can find info about how to sign up for a subscription. The subscription will allow you to message other members.


I am going to visit Lima in August but I will stay for only 4 days. That's why I would like to have some suggestions or communicate with someone that can introduce me in some action. I have bought my bitcoin and I can't find the account of the adimn to send the greens. I have written about 4 times butr nothing. So, what can I do?

[Tishamingo]

If you are on desktop version of the site, it should be quite easy to see "Click here to buy a subscription" at the top of the forum which will take you to the correct info for who to send this to. You can also go to the front page of the site and scroll down, on the left you can find info about how to sign up for a subscription. The subscription will allow you to message other members.Thank you very much. I have followed the instructions and I have bought the bitcoin on Binance but I cannot find the Binance account of the Admin to send the money to him. That's why I am writing more than one times to the Admin but no response.

[IslandMonger]

11 nights in Peru and wanted to share our mongering experience for fellow hobbyists. Our group had four guys this trip, two in their early twenties and rookies to the hobby, me in my late 40's, and my friend in his late 50's, and we are both experienced hobbyists. My friend in his 50's is fluent Spanish, one is proficient, I'm basic conversation, and one has no Spanish at all.

Our trip was a balance of touristy activities and mongering, and Peru overall offers a nice balance of both. It's probably one of the cheapest destinations in the world, so you can have a lot of fun and not break the bank. We basically hit the Chongos 7 of the 11 nights, and spent the days doing touristy adventure activities like city tours, paragliding, sand dunes, Zip lining, ATV's, Machu Picchu, white water rafting, etc.

We got into Lima on a Monday afternoon, checked into our hotel in Miraflores, got some dinner and headed straight out to party. We used Uber most of the time, it's cheap and convenient (30-40 sol from Miraflores) despite the long drives in the horrible Lima traffic.

Night 1 - Las Sirenitas. About 90 minute drive from Miraflores leaving around 9 pm. The drive back at 1 am was only 30-minutes to give you some context about the traffic. 10 sol entry, 50 sol asking price for a 15 minute session. Getting extra services like anal is surprisingly easy and about half the girls will offer it for 20-50 sol extra. Girls overall were very strict about everything covered, I think I only got one BBBJ the entire trip, but some of my buddies claimed to have gotten it a few times. I had sessions with "normal" service for 50 sol, up to 1-hour sessions including kissing and anal for 150 sol, the most I ever paid including a tip was 200 sol. So US $14 - $56. That is unreal.

Beers at most chongo clubs range from 10-15 sol but mixed drinks were less reasonable at 50-60 sol each. Chica drinks were usually 30 sol. Average exchange when we were there was 3. 55 but just divide the sol price by 4 to do the quick math in your head. So 100 sol is technically US $28.15, but quick head math of $25 is close enough.

An extra note on party favors. Overall much more difficult to find, in Medellin for example, we had weed and powder within 10 minutes of leaving the airport, meanwhile it took days to find it in Lima. I thought the majority of chongo girls would party to numb themself from the difficult job, but that was not the case at all. It wasn't until night 3 we actually got any supplies, from the security guards at the Chongo no less. It's intimidating to ask them, but apparently these are the guys who control it. 50 sol per gram which is the gringo price. Anyhow, back to the clubs.

Las Sirenitas is a badass club, two floors and they likely had 50-70 girls working Monday night. There were likely 100+ guys but at anytime you could walk the circuit and see 30+ girls available. Quality was excellent with almost all girls in the 6-8 range of quality. Most girls are from Ecuador followed by Venezuela, Peruvian, Bolivia, Colombian. We even found an English girl from Liverpool working there. LOL. I had 3 sessions this night but one in our group went wild with 6 sessions. The club also puts on a few shows of Salsa dancers and same traditional strip club shows, so a little entertainment mixed in.

Night 2 - we went to P. La Colmena around 6:30 pm, and it was a brutal 2-1/2 hour drive from Miraflores. If staying in Miraflores and heading to the clubs, I highly recommend leaving before 5 pm or after 8 pm. The drive back at 1 am was again around 30 minutes. Our driver recommended "La Estacion" saying it was much better than Colmena, and it was right next door, so we went there first. I believe it was 10 sol entry but this place was a dive. The were 50+ guys walking the track and only 8-10 girls we saw available, and they were 4-6's on the quality range, and that was being generous. We had one beer and left without a session. Walked the 50 yards next door to P. La Colmena, 10 sol entry and entered. Smaller 1 story club compared to Sirenitas with probably 20-25 girls working, and I'the say 5-7 quality scale. But surprisingly very few guys, maybe 20 or so, I have no idea why Estacion was packed and Colmena was empty. The smaller club vibe was nice and with fewer guys we had our pick of the litter, but surprisingly I felt a little more "pressure" when walking the circuit as you felt guilty walking by the girls and not taking a session with them. After you make a few laps, it feels kinda weird. So it sounds odd but I actually preferred when there were a few more guys around. I only had 2 sessions this night. Session prices were the same of 50 sol plus extra services.

Night 3 - La Clinica de Corazon. This club was around the same as La Colmena or slightly bigger, a bit more girls working around 30+, and quality of girls again in the 5-7 range. My friend liked this club the most, they had some good entertainment like customers doing pushups and arm wrestling competitions with the winner getting a free session with a girl of his choice. Generally, 3 of us overall liked Las Sirenitas the best. I did 3 sessions this night but found the girls a little "colder" for some reason. We did score our party favors this night and had fun.

Night 4 & 5- We rented a car and drove from Lima to Ica. Got pulled over and had to pay the crooked cops a gringo fee of $500. Fuckers! Anyway, Ica apparently has 2-3 Chongos, we drove by Club Noctorno around 9 pm but it was closed and looked like a dive anyway, but the main show in town is Club Mona Lisa. Apparently it's the same owner as Clinica de Corazon in Lima. 10 sol entry, 50 sol sessions, and probably 30-40 girls working ranging from 4-7. I personally enjoyed the vibe of this club the most, they had the main bar with strip club atmosphere, and it was more common for the girls to come into the bar and walk around talking to customers. Most of the clubs in Lima, they mostly just stay at their doors. Rooms are bigger here with full bathrooms including showers. Nice girls, I met a Colombian that we hit it off and I had repeat sessions with, and I rarely repeat. Nice entertainment, my buddy won a free session playing Bingo of all things. LOL. We were there on a Thursday and Friday night, they close around 12-1 am but we had girls soliciting us to stay with them in the VIP upstairs till 4 am but we didn't partake. The only thing I didn't like about this club was you couldn't walk the track with a beer bottle, cans only. But aside from that, I loved the atmosphere, facilities and girl quality.

Night 8- Cusco. Santutis Night Club. We drove from Ica back to Lima (got pulled over again and paid a 300 sol gringo tax) and flew to Cusco, no partying night 6&7 but night 8 we took an Uber to Santutis. This is an outdoor chongo and the biggest dive of them all, probably 15-20 girls in the 3-5 range, with probably 30-40 guys walking the track. 5 sol entry and 40 sol session, most girls here in their mid-late 30's I'the say. We found 2 working girls here that were 7-8 quality, my friend hit one and had a good session. I hit 2 sessions with some MILF's, one was from Honduras and the other Ecuador, both probably a 5 on the quality scale. The ugly ones know how to fuck though, I paid 80 sol upfront for a 30 minute session with anal, but her blowjob was so good I came before I got the cullita, she was a real pro. You won't find tourists here and the average gringo is not going to like this place, but if you're hardcore and enjoy the hunt like I do, check it out.

Night 9-10 - we were in Arequipa and no Chongos we could find. We went to Club Hot Suite just off the main square around 9 pm, it's supposed to be more like a strip club and open at 8 pm, but it was closed. If you need action here, escorts on Photokines is probably the way to go, 200-250 sol per hour seems to be the average rate, and my research suggests you could find girls with incall locations that might have other girls and be like a mini brothel, but I didn't partake as it was a bigger group and we were doing the touristy stuff. Arequipa is a beautiful city however, a European vibe that is much nicer and cleaner than Lima, and pretty girls everywhere, though most people in the city tend to mind their own business and are not outgoing or overly friendly.

Night 11- we flew back to Lima around 1 pm, checked our bags into storage at the airport, and Uber to La Sirenitas for our grand finale. Got there around 2 pm and only the upstairs was open with maybe 10 girls working, but all in the 5-8 quality range. They opened the downstairs around 4 pm and by 5-6 pm, there were 50+ girls working. This place is paradise for men, I had 5 sessions to close out the trip giving me a grand total of 17 sessions with 5-6 including cullita. My buddy had 15 sessions but 12 with cullita as he really likes that shit. We had a 1 am redeye flight back to Miami so had to leave the club by 10 pm.

Overall a great time in Peru, the Chongos worked for us and you can find great quality at bargain prices. I'm disappointed we didn't get to check out Trocadero which is supposed to be the biggest one, but I heard girl quality is suspect. Las Sirenitas has the best quality of all the Chongos we visited by far, followed by Clinica De Corazon, Mona Lisa in Ica, then La Colmena. Santutis in Cusco is only for the hardcore.

Chongos overall are a somewhat cold "transactional" experience, they are basically high volume fuck factories, but the girls are human like anywhere else, and if you have a spark and make a connection, you can have an amazing experience. These are mainly local clubs and we only saw a handful of other gringos there, but they are safe environments with good security, and none of us ever felt threatened or had any issues with anyone. Girls there are independent contractors, they basically rent a room for 120-150 sol per day, so they need to have 2-3 sessions just to break even. But dollar for dollar Peru Chongos offer one on the best mongering experiences, certainly in the western hemisphere. High quality attractive latinas for less than US $15 a pop, that is hard to beat.

I hope this info is helpful to someone and you enjoy mongering in Peru.

[XXL]

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Night 4 & 5- We rented a car and drove from Lima to Ica. Got pulled over and had to pay the crooked cops a gringo fee of $500. Fuckers!
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Night 8- Cusco. Santutis Night Club. We drove from Ica back to Lima (got pulled over again and paid a 300 sol gringo tax)
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You mean soles each time? 500 and 300 respectively, not USD? Under what pretence did the cops ransom you?

[Jack Jericho]

You mean soles each time? 500 and 300 respectively, not USD? Under what pretence did the cops ransom you?The police here are, unfortunately, extremely corrupt. Even so, they won't extort you for no reason. You've probably broken some rule, they saw you were a foreigner, and they mistreated you.

If you were traveling from Lima to Ica, you probably:

- Exceeded the speed limit. The speed limit for cars on the Pan-American Highway is 100 km / h, but it's lower in some sections, especially when passing through populated areas. You must pay close attention to speed limit signs. It's very easy for foreign drivers to exceed the speed limit because everyone else on the road does, but we Peruvians are used to recognizing police checkpoints and slowing down.

- Forgot to turn on your headlights. By law, you must turn on your headlights at all times on a highway or any road, except avenues, streets and smaller urban roads. Most foreigners aren't used to turning on their headlights during the day.

- Someone in the car didn't fasten their seatbelt. Everyone in the car must wear a seatbelt, even those in the back seat. This is highly unlikely, as foreigners generally wear their seatbelts at all times, but it does happen.

It would be very helpful if you could detail the excuse the police used to extort you.

J. J.

[JNight27]

First time in Peru, here for the food and touristy things mostly with mongering as a side activity. With basically no Spanish speaking skills, I know its going to be hard to enjoy the hobby here, I can barely said 1 to 10 in Spanish which is useful as uber requires confirmation codes.

Since I am staying in Miraflores and Masajes Laya was nearby, took a gamble on Marie even though there is mix reviews here. Appointment through whatsapp was pretty simple since I could use google translate but when I got to the spa it was a harder even though we both were using google translate. She ask for the type of the massage I wanted, though I tried to say the usual but she upsold me on the tantric for 450 in total. Should have tried to negotiate, but was tired and horny enough that I just said yes, at least I can answer what tantric is for this spot.

She looked exactly like her picture with perky be's, a tight ass and cute face. She got naked expect for her underwear and did pretty good back massage for 15 minutes with her breast occasionally brushing up against me. On the flip, it was more chest and leg massage with her offering her boobs for me to suck. Then the tantric part started which is a slow sensual handjob, didn't last too long and there was no BJ involved, maybe if I lasted longer it would have been one. After cleaning me off with paper towel and wet wipe she massage me for a little while longer with more pushing her boobs in my face, almost hard to breath. Afterwards was offered to use the shower.

Not really worth it though I do enjoy trantric massages. The best one I had was in Berlin with this insanely gorgeous eastern European blonde, easily could have been a model and though it was still just a handjob it was so sensual that its one of my best experiences also cheaper than this experience.

Wouldn't recommend but YYMV.

[XXL]

Suppose I'm staying in Miraflores and I decide to only walk to girls' places in Miraflores. What are the odds of my losing my smartphone? Do you guys only walk around with a burner phone? Walking to a girl's place without phone is not an option since most girls, instead of giving their exact detailed address, expect you to call them as soon as you come near their approximate address. I may sound silly but this will be my dilemma when I visit Lima in November. Switching the SIM card from main phone to burner phone each time I go out is not feasible. Having a 2nd SIM on a burner phone is probably best, but you're only allowed to enter Peru with 2 smartphones. I have an old Galaxy S7 I could use as a burner phone but it would be my phone Nr 3 when I cross customs. If I declare phone Nr 3 they will certainly want me to pay tax on phone Nr 1 or 2. This is quite apart from the hassle of declaring anything at customs. I did so some years ago and it took ages.

I remember buying a burner phone in Lima some 2 years ago but the crappy thing didn't work. Something to do with insufficient memory I guess.

[SleekMuffin]

Just wanted to throw a voice of support in for this lovely lady and Jockey, who really came through. My flight circumstances changed and I found myself with a single night's layover in Lima. On rather late notice, I texted Jockey asking if he had any friends who would be free on that day.

He came through with a friend who was available. When she arrived, she looked very similar to the pics. Although the experiences here written by others going to chongos and finding outcalls sounds quite fun in its own way, I was feeling a young, non-pro, GF experience and it delivered. The action started tender and fun, and of course grew in intensity before ending in a big splash that made my eyes roll back.

Can't thank Jockey enough, and for those who are in Lima and have the pleasure of being introduced to his friends, also would highly recommend spending some time getting to know the lovely "K". I tend to like these more intimate experiences, and this was a great one.


Hi Folks,

Another sweetie I met recently.

Later.

[Shawn6430]

I'm all caught up in the required reading, and ready to plan my next trip.

So I've been going back and forth with a trip to Peru or Brazil. Both sounds very tempting with Peru being cheaper, but more spaced out and Brazil offfering true 3 some and anal. I want to hear from those of you that visited both places. Which do you prefer?

P. S I'm always looking for hunting partners or just meet up for drinks and stories.

PM me to keep in touch.

[LetsGoMets]

Suppose I'm staying in Miraflores and I decide to only walk to girls' places in Miraflores. What are the odds of my losing my smartphone? Do you guys only walk around with a burner phone? Walking to a girl's place without phone is not an option since most girls, instead of giving their exact detailed address, expect you to call them as soon as you come near their approximate address. I may sound silly but this will be my dilemma when I visit Lima in November. Switching the SIM card from main phone to burner phone each time I go out is not feasible. Having a 2nd SIM on a burner phone is probably best, but you're only allowed to enter Peru with 2 smartphones. I have an old Galaxy S7 I could use as a burner phone but it would be my phone Nr 3 when I cross customs. If I declare phone Nr 3 they will certainly want me to pay tax on phone Nr 1 or 2. This is quite apart from the hassle of declaring anything at customs. I did so some years ago and it took ages.

I remember buying a burner phone in Lima some 2 years ago but the crappy thing didn't work. Something to do with insufficient memory I guess.I live in Miraflores. Odds of losing your phone just walking to a girl's place are low if you stay alert. No need for a burner. Miraflopres, San Isidro, and Barranco are pretty safe, the further you venture out from these three districts the less safe it is.

Just confirm the exact address before you leave. Don't pull your phone out in the street—especially at night or near corners. Keep it in your front pocket.

If I were you I would also have the chicks come to your place (airbnb, hotel) and not the other way around. Also, if you are serious about coming and want to have fun with chicks and not worry about street chicks or getting robbed, I have a guy here who helps gringos by taking them to and from brothels and massage spots, he charges between 50-70 soles and its worth it to have a peruano with you and not have to worry about certain things. Message me privately if you are def coming to here or Brazil and want his info.

[LetsGoMets]

I am going to visit Lima in August but I will stay for only 4 days. That's why I would like to have some suggestions or communicate with someone that can introduce me in some action. I have bought my bitcoin and I can't find the account of the adimn to send the greens. I have written about 4 times butr nothing. So, what can I do?I have a guy who can bring you everywhere here for hobbying. Message me when you know you're coming.

[LetsGoMets]

I know a friend here in Peru who will take you and your friends safely to and from all the best locations here in Lima depending on schedule. DM if you guys are interested. He charges s /70-100 soles, speaks English well and he organizes bachelor parties in Colombia and Brazil. Idk his prices outside Peru but I vouch for him.

[Blucas]

Quick trip report. I had planned one night in Lima as small part of a longer trip, and arranged with Jockey to see one of his friends. Communication was great with both him and his friend. Unfortunately, as I was flying out of my home town airport, I get a notice that my connecting flight to Lima was cancelled, and my next flight would get me there a day later. I was pissed! I only had the one opportunity to do this, and it vanished in an instant. My only time in Lima was now going to be from 4 AM to 1 PM. I had given up, but when I told Jockey he suggested a different friend who could make it in that narrow time window. Incredible! I was hoping for a much more casual, drawn out evening with dinner and drinks, but I was thrilled be able to see anyone at all.

Anyway, K came out to meet me at my hotel. She was young, beautiful, and very real / authentic. Maybe it was meant to be. I had the most amazing time with her, both in and out of the sack. Had I had the freedom to do so, and she were willing, I would have spent the entire day with her, just hanging out. It's such a shame I had so little time, because I really craved getting to know her better. Such a warm, kind, affectionate, and sensual human being. I don't know if / when I'll get back there, but I hope I do so I can spend more time with her.

So, yet more high praise for Jockey. I genuinely thank you for going above and beyond to help me out, and introduce me to K. K, if you're readying this, I hope we can stay in touch, and I wish you the absolute best in all your future endeavors.

[Jockey16]

A thank you to Blucas and Sleekmuffin for their kind words.

Miss K is very grateful and happy to have met you.

Your kindness and generosity will be remembered.

You were Lucky to have met her because she needed some money for studies.

She has saved enough so it may be some tome before she considers meeting anyone again.

These infrequent opportunities are very much appreciated by those of us you choose to see non, semi pros.

Later.

[Blucas]

A thank you to Blucas and Sleekmuffin for their kind words.

Miss K is very grateful and happy to have met you.

Your kindness and generosity will be remembered.

You were Lucky to have met her because she needed some money for studies.

She has saved enough so it may be some tome before she considers meeting anyone again.

These infrequent opportunities are very much appreciated by those of us you choose to see non, semi pros..That's awesome. I'm genuinely happy for her, glad I could help her out. Thanks for letting me (us) know.

[Tishamingo]

A thank you to Blucas and Sleekmuffin for their kind words.

Miss K is very grateful and happy to have met you.

Your kindness and generosity will be remembered.

You were Lucky to have met her because she needed some money for studies.

She has saved enough so it may be some tome before she considers meeting anyone again.

These infrequent opportunities are very much appreciated by those of us you choose to see non, semi pros..I would like to message you but it's more than 1 month that I am tryin to activate my membership.

[FirstTimer404]

Hi there,

Scouted the forums for how to find the specific sort of entertainment we all are looking for here, and it's seems the best approach is to find Jockey16 for his advise and assistance.

Hope to be able to get in touch with you soon as my Peru trip is forthcoming end of this week!

Send you a pm already on this!

Hope for a positive response!

[JohnnyWishBone]

What's the general opinion of the street scene in Lima?

I've seen quite a lot of videos of Zepita, Plaza Norte and a few of Lince, there's a decent choice of girls throughout the day.

[BigButtDetecto]

What's the general opinion of the street scene in Lima?

I've seen quite a lot of videos of Zepita, Plaza Norte and a few of Lince, there's a decent choice of girls throughout the day.I was very disappointed when I went there 2 times;.

No action during the day time; action starts at 6 pm and girls where harrassed by the municipal police. The chongos on the other gand are great; some start early.

[Jockey16]

Hi Folks,

Met this sweetie recently.

Great experience!

Later.

[VanessasClient]

Hi Folks,

Met this sweetie recently.

Great experience!

Later.Doesn't look like she has a single tattoo on her body, eh? Where did you find her?

[JohnnyWishBone]

Hi Folks,

Met this sweetie recently.

Great experience!

Later.Is she open to meeting others?

[Jockey16]

Hi Johnny.

Yes.

Pm me.

Later.


Is she open to meeting others?

[Frankfurt]

Speaking from experience after suffering from the consequences of being robbed on the street in broad day light and having my phone stolen in South America -never take your primary phone out of the hotel once you are checked-in the hotel. Have a burner phone ready with any phone number from any country and only use that phone for chica activities. However get a local SIM for the unlocked burner phone as some chicas may not respond to foreign numbers. Only carry enough cash to cover the chica + incidentals. It's a different story if you are there on business and during business hours you need your primary phone and in such circumstances you will likely be in a small group and safer versus out alone at night chasing pussy. My burner phone is older model iphone 8 and I don't log in to it with my apple-ID, nor do I have my primary phone's contacts synced to the burner phone. For Uber / DiDi / Bolt etc, I have one credit card in the apple-wallet in the burner phone and this card has the lowest spending limit. I don't have face ID or finger print enabled on the burner phone and it can only be unlocked by 8 digit code. So in the worst case if you lose your phone, you should be fine and can mark that phone as 'lost or stolen' from your other apple device.

TLDR: Never leave safety of your hotel with your Primary phone, only carry the burner phone + enough cash for the purpose you are going out for.


Suppose I'm staying in Miraflores and I decide to only walk to girls' places in Miraflores. What are the odds of my losing my smartphone? Do you guys only walk around with a burner phone? Walking to a girl's place without phone is not an option since most girls, instead of giving their exact detailed address, expect you to call them as soon as you come near their approximate address. I may sound silly but this will be my dilemma when I visit Lima in November. Switching the SIM card from main phone to burner phone each time I go out is not feasible. Having a 2nd SIM on a burner phone is probably best, but you're only allowed to enter Peru with 2 smartphones. I have an old Galaxy S7 I could use as a burner phone but it would be my phone Nr 3 when I cross customs. If I declare phone Nr 3 they will certainly want me to pay tax on phone Nr 1 or 2. This is quite apart from the hassle of declaring anything at customs. I did so some years ago and it took ages.

I remember buying a burner phone in Lima some 2 years ago but the crappy thing didn't work. Something to do with insufficient memory I guess.

[HotAndSticky]

Hi Johnny.How's it going Jockie, I'm heading there tomorrow, was wondering if you could help me out. I DMed you.

[HotAndSticky]

Hi Folks,

Met this sweetie recently.

Great experience!

Later.What's up Jockie, is she still available?

[ChanceSome]

I know this is the Lima forum, but does anyone here have any experience with Bolivianas or Santa Fe de la Sierra?

I'm trying to decide between going to Lima and going to Santa Fe. I am aware of the political turmoil going on there. I would post in the Bolivian forums, but there isn't any activity there. I figure since Peru is next door to Bolivia, ya'll might know a thing or two.

Any intel is appreciated! Feel free to DM as I don't want to take derail the Lima thread.

[AngmoLover]

Quick trip report. I had planned one night in Lima as small part of a longer trip, and arranged with Jockey to see one of his friends. Communication was great with both him and his friend. Unfortunately, as I was flying out of my home town airport, I get a notice that my connecting flight to Lima was cancelled, and my next flight would get me there a day later. I was pissed! I only had the one opportunity to do this, and it vanished in an instant. My only time in Lima was now going to be from 4 AM to 1 PM. I had given up, but when I told Jockey he suggested a different friend who could make it in that narrow time window. Incredible! I was hoping for a much more casual, drawn out evening with dinner and drinks, but I was thrilled be able to see anyone at all.

Anyway, K came out to meet me at my hotel. She was young, beautiful, and very real / authentic. Maybe it was meant to be. I had the most amazing time with her, both in and out of the sack. Had I had the freedom to do so, and she were willing, I would have spent the entire day with her, just hanging out. It's such a shame I had so little time, because I really craved getting to know her better. Such a warm, kind, affectionate, and sensual human being. I don't know if / when I'll get back there, but I hope I do so I can spend more time with her.

So, yet more high praise for Jockey. I genuinely thank you for going above and beyond to help me out, and introduce me to K. K, if you're readying this, I hope we can stay in touch, and I wish you the absolute best in all your future endeavors.How much was the damage? Did you pay her to hang out? These sort of reviews are pretty much shit useless without including the price.

[Morales85]

Hi brothers!

Planning a trip to Peru, will stay few days in Lima.

Is this site reliable? https://placeresdelperu.com/.

Or do you know other websites with announces that are good to go?

[Jack Jericho]

Hi brothers!

Planning a trip to Peru, will stay few days in Lima.

Is this site reliable? https://placeresdelperu.com/.

Or do you know other websites with announces that are good to go?Most (almost all) escort adsites in Peru are highly unreliable. Placeresdelper is, I'm afraid, one of the more disreputable.

The less unreliable (none is absolutely reliable), in my personal experience, is https://kinestops.com/.

The most used and the more user friendly, is https://www.photokinesiologas.com/.

I hope this helps.

JJ.

[Morales85]

Most (almost all) escort adsites in Peru are highly unreliable. Placeresdelper is, I'm afraid, one of the more disreputable.

The less unreliable (none is absolutely reliable), in my personal experience, is https://kinestops.com/.

The most used and the more user friendly, is https://www.photokinesiologas.com/.

I hope this helps..Thank you brother!

I noticed that all girls over there are top notch and probably fake. To good to be real.

So those two you mentioned are most reliable, will check it defo.

I prefer choosing pros because my Spanish is none to poor so probably it won't be easy to meet a non pro girl on the street.

I've been in Bogota / Medellin / Cartagena / Havana and it was almost impossible to find a girl without being Spanish speaking.

How about Tinder / Seeking / Badoo? Is it worth trying? I am late 30's good looking guy from Europe.

[Morales85]

Hi Johnny.

Yes.

Pm me.

Later.Hey Jockey,

I tried to send you DM, but your inbox is full, please hit me up in a free time.

[Jockey16]

Done my friend.

Thank you for letting me know.

Later.


Hey Jockey,

I tried to send you DM, but your inbox is full, please hit me up in a free time.

[Morales85]

Hey Jockey, did you get my message via DM?


Done my friend.

Thank you for letting me know.

Later.

[XXL]

How about Tinder / Seeking / Badoo? Is it worth trying? I am late 30's good looking guy from Europe.I subscribed to Badoo premium so I was allowed to surf Lima without being in Peru. What struck me is that for Peru Badoo seemed to have made no effort in preventing trannies from advertising themselves massively in the female section. They didn't even try to pass themselves off as women. They were recognisable as trannies on all their pics. So I'd say forget Badoo.

[Morales85]

Hey, so it is confirmed.

I will be in Lima in October 18-23.

If anybody wants to hang out, go out, have or be a wingman feel free to let me know.

Maybe at jockey16 will get my message and could help me out with trusted girls.

[Argo1990]

Damn son. Lima is expensive. Around 50 bucks per hour with a hottie. Thats quite a bit more than Brazil or Colombia.

And it seems condom is a must. At least from the 5-6 girls I had messaged. They all insist on condom. I'm a raw enjoyer through and through unfortunately.

[AngmoLover]

Damn son. Lima is expensive. Around 50 bucks per hour with a hottie. Thats quite a bit more than Brazil or Colombia.

And it seems condom is a must. At least from the 5-6 girls I had messaged. They all insist on condom. I'm a raw enjoyer through and through unfortunately.$50 bucks is expensive? LOL. Where have you been pooning? Mumbai?

[Chicago85]

Damn son. Lima is expensive. Around 50 bucks per hour with a hottie. Thats quite a bit more than Brazil or Colombia.

And it seems condom is a must. At least from the 5-6 girls I had messaged. They all insist on condom. I'm a raw enjoyer through and through unfortunately.Is this sarcasm? That's definitely cheaper than Brazil / Colombia these days unless you're going with streetwalker meth addicts.

[World Jockey]

$50 bucks is expensive? LOL. Where have you been pooning? Mumbai?LOL. I thought the same.

An hour with a girl in a SP clinica or a Colombian casa will cost about the same at minimum.

[Jockey16]

Chongos are still the cheapest.


LOL. I thought the same.

An hour with a girl in a SP clinica or a Colombian casa will cost about the same at minimum.

[JohnnyWishBone]

I got back from a month holiday and throughout this period I was able to sample a few escorts via www.photokinesiologas.com.

Standard pricing is between 150-200 soles an hour. Oral without is always additional, normally 50 soles more.

All the girls I paid for, I saw them for an hour at my Airbnb and I was able to negotiate better charges for longer periods. I did do the whole love hotel thing in Lince; almost all the girls who advertise as working in Lince don't have their own place and you are expected to get a room at one of their trusted hotels, you send them the photo of the key card of your room and they then come to see you.

I was able to find an absolute sweetheart of an 18 yo girl who gave me some of the best blowjobs and swallowed my loads like an absolute pro. Unfortunately her profile has been disabled so I can't link it.

All in all, I found photokines to be a good source. I wanted to punt a lot more off there, but my holiday there was mostly actual tourism.

Also, I managed to walk the area along Jiróand Zepita and Avenida Alfonso Ugarte to check out the Venezuelan street girls, but only during the mid to late afternoon. No one appealed but perhaps the night is better.

Nightlife in Lima is really good and if you have a good personality and some game, you can do alright there. I managed it, somehow.

[Pinga]

Chongos are still the cheapest.Yep, can't beat chongos for price. 50-70 soles for a decent looking girl. And if they like you, service gets better each time. Extras are always negotiable and won't break the bank.

[BigButtDetecto]

I got back from a month holiday and throughout this period I was able to sample a few escorts via www.photokinesiologas.com.

Standard pricing is between 150-200 soles an hour. Oral without is always additional, normally 50 soles more.

All the girls I paid for, I saw them for an hour at my Airbnb and I was able to negotiate better charges for longer periods. I did do the whole love hotel thing in Lince; almost all the girls who advertise as working in Lince don't have their own place and you are expected to get a room at one of their trusted hotels, you send them the photo of the key card of your room and they then come to see you.

I was able to find an absolute sweetheart of an 18 yo girl who gave me some of the best blowjobs and swallowed my loads like an absolute pro. Unfortunately her profile has been disabled so I can't link it.

All in all, I found photokines to be a good source. I wanted to punt a lot more off there, but my holiday there was mostly actual tourism.

Also, I managed to walk the area along Jirand Zepita and Avenida Alfonso Ugarte to check out the Venezuelan street girls, but only during the mid to late afternoon. No one appealed but perhaps the night is better.

Nightlife in Lima is really good and if you have a good personality and some game, you can do alright there. I managed it, somehow.Yes unfortunately the day game is very limited except in the chongos.

[Questner]

A sad reminder to be vigilant, a 20 year old Peruvian narco guy ordered the murder of three working girls in Buenos Aires, ages 20, 20 and 15. The gang tortured and chopped them into pieces, all being transmitted online to gang members.

[XXL]

All the girls I paid for, I saw them for an hour at my Airbnb and I was able to negotiate better charges for longer periods. I did do the whole love hotel thing in Lince; almost all the girls who advertise as working in Lince don't have their own place and you are expected to get a room at one of their trusted hotels, you send them the photo of the key card of your room and they then come to see you.
I've noticed many girls from photokines located in Miraflores refer to the same address (near "Alianza Francesa de Lima"). Does anyone know what this address is? A motel? A building with lots of girls in German style?

[BigButtDetecto]

I've noticed many girls from photokines located in Miraflores refer to the same address (near "Alianza Francesa de Lima"). Does anyone know what this address is? A motel? A building with lots of girls in German style?"chongos" are actually a close variant of eros centers in Germany.

[Tequila Tim]

Does anyone know of any hotels or AirBnB's that allow female guests in Miraflora? I prefer to host but it appears from reading the threads in this forum that many places do not allow guests. Thanks in advance!

[Jockey16]

Hi Tequila,

Pay for your membership and ISG Folks will send PM's with helpful information.

Later.


Does anyone know of any hotels or AirBnB's that allow female guests in Miraflora? I prefer to host but it appears from reading the threads in this forum that many places do not allow guests. Thanks in advance!

[Tequila Tim]

Hi Tequila,

Pay for your membership and ISG Folks will send PM's with helpful information.

Later.Hi All, as per Jockey16's suggestion, anybody with info about chica friendly hotels or AirBnb's in Lima please PM. Thanks in advance!

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[AngmoLover]

Yep, can't beat chongos for price. 50-70 soles for a decent looking girl. And if they like you, service gets better each time. Extras are always negotiable and won't break the bank.But you better damn well have a hard on handy. LOL. The reason it's so cheap is because it's a volume business, and short time is really short time. 15-20 minutes for that price you mention. If you want more time, then it wouldn't be 5-70 sols. So, a raging a hardon is a must when you enter the girl's room. For an older guy like me, it takes awhile, so, that time is too short. LOL.

[AngmoLover]

I got back from a month holiday and throughout this period I was able to sample a few escorts via www.photokinesiologas.com.

Standard pricing is between 150-200 soles an hour. Oral without is always additional, normally 50 soles more.

All the girls I paid for, I saw them for an hour at my Airbnb and I was able to negotiate better charges for longer periods. I did do the whole love hotel thing in Lince; almost all the girls who advertise as working in Lince don't have their own place and you are expected to get a room at one of their trusted hotels, you send them the photo of the key card of your room and they then come to see you.

I was able to find an absolute sweetheart of an 18 yo girl who gave me some of the best blowjobs and swallowed my loads like an absolute pro. Unfortunately her profile has been disabled so I can't link it.

All in all, I found photokines to be a good source. I wanted to punt a lot more off there, but my holiday there was mostly actual tourism.

Also, I managed to walk the area along Jirand Zepita and Avenida Alfonso Ugarte to check out the Venezuelan street girls, but only during the mid to late afternoon. No one appealed but perhaps the night is better.

Nightlife in Lima is really good and if you have a good personality and some game, you can do alright there. I managed it, somehow.How about some recommendations on who you saw at photokines?

[XXL]

I hate to carry my passport in a place like Lima. Now it seems police are out checking IDs. Would they be content with a copy? I plan to download my Tarjete Andina de Migracion and print it too.

[LetsGoMets]

I hate to carry my passport in a place like Lima. Now it seems police are out checking IDs. Would they be content with a copy? I plan to download my Tarjete Andina de Migracion and print it too.Been here since last March. Depends what you mean by Lima—it's huge, and crime worsens the farther you go from Miraflores. Always carry your passport or the ID card you can buy with it. I've been stopped a few times, even in Miraflores and San Miguel. It often depends on how you look; I only get stopped when my tattoos are visible. Best advice: keep your passport.

[LetsGoMets]

How about some recommendations on who you saw at photokines?I avoid that site. Met about five women from there over the past year and a half—every time was a bait-and-switch. None were independent; all tied to organized groups. For men coming to Lima, stick to dating apps or go out with other foreigners to bars and clubs and you will get chicks. If guys want guaranteed safety and hygiene, brothels are a better option.

Escorts are easy to find back home. The appeal here is the women themselves—better fitness and attitude IMO (hardly fat ugly chicks). I find gringos I've known prefer and have better luck with regular local latinas or sugar babies; they're more natural and far less robotic than the free website chicas IMO. SB are the best because they are the best looking (by a mile IMO) and don't do this full time often.

[Fnulnu202]

I avoid that site. Met about five women from there over the past year and a halfevery time was a bait-and-switch. None were independent; all tied to organized groups. For men coming to Lima, stick to dating apps or go out with other foreigners to bars and clubs and you will get chicks. If guys want guaranteed safety and hygiene, brothels are a better option.

Escorts are easy to find back home. The appeal here is the women themselvesbetter fitness and attitude IMO (hardly fat ugly chicks). I find gringos I've known prefer and have better luck with regular local latinas or sugar babies; they're more natural and far less robotic than the free website chicas IMO. SB are the best because they are the best looking (by a mile IMO) and don't do this full time often.How up front with them are you about just wanting fun for the night? If there only a week is there really time to run through an app that way? Put us on game.

[XXL]

I avoid that site. Met about five women from there over the past year and a halfevery time was a bait-and-switch. None were independent; all tied to organized groups. ...So if you target for instance "kinesiologas Miraflores" on Photokines, they will be the same women being touted by dodgy characters all around Parque Kennedy after nightfall. And I bet the women operate inside run-down half-abandoned buildings. Not a very safe set-up.

[LetsGoMets]

It really depends on the chick and the vibe of the interaction, but unless she asks you right away, she knows why you're talking to her haha my advice is don't ever just flat out tell a chick here in Lima you just want to fuck. Generally speaking, chicks here in Peru are often more subtle compared to Argentina or brasil, meaning they already know you want to fuck them if you're giving them attention but the key in my experience is to understand the vibe will dictate the night down here. I feel in America chicks would often like the directness and more polarizing alpha energy, but here they care more about connection and vibe, and that's all of south america personally for me.

Here in Lima you have a few options and that's what makes it fun and unique, you can go with someone like friend Fidel to 2 brothels I vouch for both far outside Miraflores (the districts arent safe but the venue is):

Geishas.

Its basically a disco / bar with performances and live music often, $24 gets you 20 min in a private room with a Peruana, Educador, Venuezeluan, or Colombian chick between 18-26 years old, the chicks here are usually pretty and sexy but they also have thicker chicks for those guys. If you like her you can pay for another 20 min, otherwise leave and go find another chic, they stand at their door, I've known gringos who have spent a hour with one chick and took a break drink some beer and then another chick etc etc. Some gringos go here take a little blue pill and stay to where Fidel has left and went back to pick him up haha because they were having so much fun. It is very safe and has 50 ish chicks. They just did a lot of work here and now have a VIP section where they put the colombians and newer hotter chicks.

La Senoritas.

This place is further from Miraflores but has double the amount of chicks, same demographic as above. The price is almost a little cheaper now with geishas raising their prices recently after all the new work done. Same situation you get 20 min and can choose to stay for another session or go find a new chick after. It is two floors and same vibe as Geishas where it feels like you are in a disco between the bar and music. I personally always prefer this place because there is more options.

For me the key with these places is timing, I don't ever go at the end of a shift haha I only go if Fidel and us go and time is so when we enter its a new shift. I rather be one of the first in a chicks 10 hour shift rather than one of the last.

Thai Massage Club:

Its like $25 for the day and super clean and safe, you put on a robe and lock your stuff away and pay at the end becasue you will wear a armband with a number on it and that's how they know who to charge. For that price you can use the sauna, pool, hot tub, they have great food and drinks in an area upstairs where there are tvs and you can chill, you can get your nails or toenails done also. They also have a side room you can tell them you want to go in and they will have 4-6 chicks come into the room and you ask them questions or just choose one or none. The price there is 600 soles or $177 to bang her (only those chicks they bring in the room, not other employees haha) for idk maybe an hour or less but they are always cute but I don't think that's worth the money to bang them there for that price but I also live here so its different. They also have thai massages and its $25 for 30 min and its fuckin good, they give a great massage. Depending on the chick massaging you, she will grab your junk at one point as ask if you want extra, HJ is 250 soles extra ($73) and BJ is a little more. This is also not worth it to me but if I was just visiting, I may think differently.

Jockey.

Jockey is a trusted friend and if you want GFE and really pretty fun regular chicks, message him. They are often just college chicks and you can just have them come to your airbnb, chat, some smoke weed or like a beer or wine and put on a movie, do your thing and 1. 5 hours later she will either stay because the vibe is cool or you pay her, she dips and then text Fidel asking about what's up for the night haha.

Models.

For those who want chicks in the music videos or models 18-24 years old go on Seeking and pay the $130 membership to message chicks, they will tell you their price. Otherwise your best bet is if you see a cute hot chick during the day or in a store go chat with her (never approach from behind, the more spanish you know the better) and get her whatsapp and invite her out. American men, we don't do this enough in america but trust me its a cheat code. You will get rejected, it will suck but there are so many pretty chicks here and you won't remember her saying no. Keep doing it, if you ask ten chicks if they like you and want to fuck, odds are at least one of them will want to and say yes (do not actually do that, its just a way to help gringos understand its just a numbers game and not everyone is attracted to everyone). Aside from approaching when you see a model type and getting her number IF SHE LIKES YOU, unless you are really attractive, like a model yourself, you will have to pay for a models time. We need to remember that 18-24 year olds women in the world are the hottest women in the world at all times, so guys with more money than us and better looking are always their first choice. That said, you will have to pay for her time like I stated, the good news is its fuckin cheap down here for $1-200 to hang out and smash a model, isn't bad when in nyc its like $1500 an hour with the same chick or less hot.

Discos / Clubs / nightlife.

Pizza alley at night always has several groups of 18-22 year old chicks, usually they are venezuelan but not always, who will come with you back to your place and smash for 250-350 soles. Fidel and I have met a bunch of them and they rarely speak english and there are usually cops around so unless you know spanish and can blend in well, go with Fidel haha.

The VIP sections of the discos is also where youll find the hottest chicks, bottle service is like $125 here, but obviously you want a group of peopl to do that and sometimes you can meet a cool chick who has friends and before you leave plan a night out with them. Just another option but obviously tougher because multiple factors involved.

I hope this helps, remember this is all based on my experiences here and so don't take it as gospel haha between work and school and life I don't check this site often so I figured it was a good chance to give people some info.

[AngmoLover]

So if you target for instance "kinesiologas Miraflores" on Photokines, they will be the same women being touted by dodgy characters all around Parque Kennedy after nightfall. And I bet the women operate inside run-down half-abandoned buildings. Not a very safe set-up.You can always ask them to come to your Airbnb or hotel, then that way, you control the environment. I never had any issues with girls coming to my Airbnb in Miraflores.

[AngmoLover]

It really depends on the chick and the vibe of the interaction, but unless she asks you right away, she knows why you're talking to her haha my advice is don't ever just flat out tell a chick here in Lima you just want to fuck. Generally speaking, chicks here in Peru are often more subtle compared to Argentina or brasil, meaning they already know you want to fuck them if you're giving them attention but the key in my experience is to understand the vibe will dictate the night down here. I feel in America chicks would often like the directness and more polarizing alpha energy, but here they care more about connection and vibe, and that's all of south america personally for me.

Here in Lima you have a few options and that's what makes it fun and unique, you can go with someone like friend Fidel to 2 brothels I vouch for both far outside Miraflores (the districts arent safe but the venue is):

Geishas.

Its basically a disco / bar with performances and live music often, $24 gets you 20 min in a private room with a Peruana, Educador, Venuezeluan, or Colombian chick between 18-26 years old, the chicks here are usually pretty and sexy but they also have thicker chicks for those guys. If you like her you can pay for another 20 min, otherwise leave and go find another chic, they stand at their door, I've known gringos who have spent a hour with one chick and took a break drink some beer and then another chick etc etc. Some gringos go here take a little blue pill and stay to where Fidel has left and went back to pick him up haha because they were having so much fun. It is very safe and has 50 ish chicks. They just did a lot of work here and now have a VIP section where they put the colombians and newer hotter chicks.

La Senoritas.

This place is further from Miraflores but has double the amount of chicks, same demographic as above. The price is almost a little cheaper now with geishas raising their prices recently after all the new work done. Same situation you get 20 min and can choose to stay for another session or go find a new chick after. It is two floors and same vibe as Geishas where it feels like you are in a disco between the bar and music. I personally always prefer this place because there is more options.

For me the key with these places is timing, I don't ever go at the end of a shift haha I only go if Fidel and us go and time is so when we enter its a new shift. I rather be one of the first in a chicks 10 hour shift rather than one of the last.

Thai Massage Club:

Its like $25 for the day and super clean and safe, you put on a robe and lock your stuff away and pay at the end becasue you will wear a armband with a number on it and that's how they know who to charge. For that price you can use the sauna, pool, hot tub, they have great food and drinks in an area upstairs where there are tvs and you can chill, you can get your nails or toenails done also. They also have a side room you can tell them you want to go in and they will have 4-6 chicks come into the room and you ask them questions or just choose one or none. The price there is 600 soles or $177 to bang her (only those chicks they bring in the room, not other employees haha) for idk maybe an hour or less but they are always cute but I don't think that's worth the money to bang them there for that price but I also live here so its different. They also have thai massages and its $25 for 30 min and its fuckin good, they give a great massage. Depending on the chick massaging you, she will grab your junk at one point as ask if you want extra, HJ is 250 soles extra ($73) and BJ is a little more. This is also not worth it to me but if I was just visiting, I may think differently.

Jockey.

Jockey is a trusted friend and if you want GFE and really pretty fun regular chicks, message him. They are often just college chicks and you can just have them come to your airbnb, chat, some smoke weed or like a beer or wine and put on a movie, do your thing and 1. 5 hours later she will either stay because the vibe is cool or you pay her, she dips and then text Fidel asking about what's up for the night haha.

Models.

For those who want chicks in the music videos or models 18-24 years old go on Seeking and pay the $130 membership to message chicks, they will tell you their price. Otherwise your best bet is if you see a cute hot chick during the day or in a store go chat with her (never approach from behind, the more spanish you know the better) and get her whatsapp and invite her out. American men, we don't do this enough in america but trust me its a cheat code. You will get rejected, it will suck but there are so many pretty chicks here and you won't remember her saying no. Keep doing it, if you ask ten chicks if they like you and want to fuck, odds are at least one of them will want to and say yes (do not actually do that, its just a way to help gringos understand its just a numbers game and not everyone is attracted to everyone). Aside from approaching when you see a model type and getting her number IF SHE LIKES YOU, unless you are really attractive, like a model yourself, you will have to pay for a models time. We need to remember that 18-24 year olds women in the world are the hottest women in the world at all times, so guys with more money than us and better looking are always their first choice. That said, you will have to pay for her time like I stated, the good news is its fuckin cheap down here for $1-200 to hang out and smash a model, isn't bad when in nyc its like $1500 an hour with the same chick or less hot.

Discos / Clubs / nightlife.

Pizza alley at night always has several groups of 18-22 year old chicks, usually they are venezuelan but not always, who will come with you back to your place and smash for 250-350 soles. Fidel and I have met a bunch of them and they rarely speak english and there are usually cops around so unless you know spanish and can blend in well, go with Fidel haha.

The VIP sections of the discos is also where youll find the hottest chicks, bottle service is like $125 here, but obviously you want a group of peopl to do that and sometimes you can meet a cool chick who has friends and before you leave plan a night out with them. Just another option but obviously tougher because multiple factors involved.

I hope this helps, remember this is all based on my experiences here and so don't take it as gospel haha between work and school and life I don't check this site often so I figured it was a good chance to give people some info.You mean Las Serenitas and not La Senoritas? Jockey is indeed a great help.

I figure that chongos are not for me, given that I am an older guy and it takes 20 min just to get hard. LOL. In any case, it's too rushed. By the time you pay for 3 X 20 min segments at Geishas (say 1 HR) and plus the entry fee and drinks, plus the Uber ride there back and forth, dodgier neighorhood, etc. It's almost the same as getting one of them to my Airbnb. The last time I was in Lima, I paid USD $100 for a one hour session with a hot masajista who came to my Airbnb. Gave me a Body to body nude rub, followed by a lot of teasing and then fucked me. She had a smoking body and the scene was so hot, my wife joined in, which she liked. And all this from the comfort of my Airbnb in Miraflores.

The problem with approaching chicks on the streets (and on a Friday night in Miraflores, there are lots of them), they are almost never alone. Saw a lot of them with slutty outfits, no bras, walking around with their girlfriends. Hard to break into that scene with limited Spanish.

[TwoCreoleCuzns]

You mean Las Serenitas and not La Senoritas? Jockey is indeed a great help.

I figure that chongos are not for me, given that I am an older guy and it takes 20 min just to get hard. LOL. In any case, it's too rushed. By the time you pay for 3 X 20 min segments at Geishas (say 1 HR) and plus the entry fee and drinks, plus the Uber ride there back and forth, dodgier neighorhood, etc. It's almost the same as getting one of them to my Airbnb. The last time I was in Lima, I paid USD $100 for a one hour session with a hot masajista who came to my Airbnb. Gave me a Body to body nude rub, followed by a lot of teasing and then fucked me. She had a smoking body and the scene was so hot, my wife joined in, which she liked. And all this from the comfort of my Airbnb in Miraflores.

The problem with approaching chicks on the streets (and on a Friday night in Miraflores, there are lots of them), they are almost never alone. Saw a lot of them with slutty outfits, no bras, walking around with their girlfriends. Hard to break into that scene with limited Spanish.We arrive middle of next week.

My Spanish is mid, but the other Cuzn is decent. We have a 3rd travelling with us who. Will need our assistance. However I have read the forum and have a decent idea of where to go. We will home base in Miraflores since most Airbnb's are there, but do a house over an apt because of the stupid guest policies.

I have been sourcing tender with limited results, but good responses from photokines. Any suggestions of other places to source? You can DM them to me. I would prefer semi pros who will hang out and show us around as well. We are all fairly young and def young looking.

Any spots we must hit? The two of us are fairly well travelled so not afraid to venture of the beaten path a little. DR, Colombia, Panama, Brazil, S. Korea, Vietnam, etc.

Hey if nothing else I will try and give my report!

BigCuzn!

[Jockey16]

Hi Two,

If you pay the $20 to join, you'll get PM's with useful info.

Later.


We arrive middle of next week.

My Spanish is mid, but the other Cuzn is decent. We have a 3rd travelling with us who. Will need our assistance. However I have read the forum and have a decent idea of where to go. We will home base in Miraflores since most Airbnb's are there, but do a house over an apt because of the stupid guest policies.

I have been sourcing tender with limited results, but good responses from photokines. Any suggestions of other places to source? You can DM them to me. I would prefer semi pros who will hang out and show us around as well. We are all fairly young and def young looking.

Any spots we must hit? The two of us are fairly well travelled so not afraid to venture of the beaten path a little. DR, Colombia, Panama, Brazil, S. Korea, Vietnam, etc.

[AngmoLover]

We arrive middle of next week.

My Spanish is mid, but the other Cuzn is decent. We have a 3rd travelling with us who. Will need our assistance. However I have read the forum and have a decent idea of where to go. We will home base in Miraflores since most Airbnb's are there, but do a house over an apt because of the stupid guest policies.

I have been sourcing tender with limited results, but good responses from photokines. Any suggestions of other places to source? You can DM them to me. I would prefer semi pros who will hang out and show us around as well. We are all fairly young and def young looking.

Any spots we must hit? The two of us are fairly well travelled so not afraid to venture of the beaten path a little. DR, Colombia, Panama, Brazil, S. Korea, Vietnam, etc.

Hey if nothing else I will try and give my report!

BigCuzn!The following errors occurred with your submission.

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[AngmoLover]

Hi Two,

If you pay the $20 to join, you'll get PM's with useful info.

Later.Ah, that explains why he can't be messaged.

[TwoCreoleCuzns]

Ah, that explains why he can't be messaged.Now I understand. I will figure out the bitcoin thing ASAP, I land in Lima on Wednesday. Hopefully I can get active soon. Thanks!

[LetsGoMets]

We arrive middle of next week.

My Spanish is mid, but the other Cuzn is decent. We have a 3rd travelling with us who. Will need our assistance. However I have read the forum and have a decent idea of where to go. We will home base in Miraflores since most Airbnb's are there, but do a house over an apt because of the stupid guest policies.

I have been sourcing tender with limited results, but good responses from photokines. Any suggestions of other places to source? You can DM them to me. I would prefer semi pros who will hang out and show us around as well. We are all fairly young and def young looking.

Any spots we must hit? The two of us are fairly well travelled so not afraid to venture of the beaten path a little. DR, Colombia, Panama, Brazil, S. Korea, Vietnam, etc.

Hey if nothing else I will try and give my report!

BigCuzn!Welcome to Lima and Miraflores haha! Tons of good information on these forums and yes Miraflores is the best Homebase area. I have a Peruvian driver / tour guide who speaks perfect English and will take you anywhere for what would be like $25-40 a day (split between three guys is peanuts). He actually has a three bedroom Airbnb next to Kennedy but I didn't see this until now. He's the person who has shown me most of the spots in and he has some working chica friends also. He has connections to the discos also for cheap bottle service. Talk to jockey for sure about chicas.

[AngmoLover]

Welcome to Lima and Miraflores haha! Tons of good information on these forums and yes Miraflores is the best Homebase area. I have a Peruvian driver / tour guide who speaks perfect English and will take you anywhere for what would be like $25-40 a day (split between three guys is peanuts). He actually has a three bedroom Airbnb next to Kennedy but I didn't see this until now. He's the person who has shown me most of the spots in and he has some working chica friends also. He has connections to the discos also for cheap bottle service. Talk to jockey for sure about chicas.That sounds great. We are always looking for a driver who can speak Spanish and English and able to bring us around. Especially if they can hook us up with a couple of microbrothels. I guess it would be too much to post his info here. Can you DM me?

[LetsGoMets]

That sounds great. We are always looking for a driver who can speak Spanish and English and able to bring us around. Especially if they can hook us up with a couple of microbrothels. I guess it would be too much to post his info here. Can you DM me?Send me a message on here with your real name and when you're arriving and I'll send you his information. A few guys from here have used his services. He's worth his weight in gold trust me.

[AngmoLover]

Send me a message on here with your real name and when you're arriving and I'll send you his information. A few guys from here have used his services. He's worth his weight in gold trust me.Ok, will do. Thanks.

[IpohtWine]

Hi Gents,

Will be in Peru next month and looking to get a lay of the land. As a background, I speak mediocre Spanish and will be staying at Ibis Larco in Miraflores. My plan is to get an A1 lady off Photokines.

Some questions:

1. Is my hotel still chica friendly? Has anything changed in recent times?

2. I understand escorts need to leave their ID at the front desk. What's the exact procedure? Do I have to come down from my room to talk to anyone?

3. How reliable is Photokines? Is it likely I'd get bait-and-switched, if I choose a someone with video and reviews?

4. Are there any nasty surprises, I could fall for as a gringo?

Thank you!

[Yendappu]

I don't get it, why folks without RTFF ask questions that's already been answered. This was answered by Jockey16, yes Ibis is chica friendly. - If you don't have patience just use grok or chatgpt to summarize and search through what you need from this forum its that simple.


Hi Gents,

Will be in Peru next month and looking to get a lay of the land. As a background, I speak mediocre Spanish and will be staying at Ibis Larco in Miraflores. My plan is to get an A1 lady off Photokines.

Some questions:

1. Is my hotel still chica friendly? Has anything changed in recent times?

2. I understand escorts need to leave their ID at the front desk. What's the exact procedure? Do I have to come down from my room to talk to anyone?

3. How reliable is Photokines? Is it likely I'd get bait-and-switched, if I choose a someone with video and reviews?

4. Are there any nasty surprises, I could fall for as a gringo?

Thank you!

[IpohtWine]

I don't get it, why folks without RTFF ask questions that's already been answered. This was answered by Jockey16, yes Ibis is chica friendly. - If you don't have patience just use grok or chatgpt to summarize and search through what you need from this forum its that simple.If you properly read my message, you'd notice the keyword 'still'. I have seen Jockeys posts, but I want to be as up-to-date as possible.

[LetsGoMets]

Hi Gents,

Will be in Peru next month and looking to get a lay of the land. As a background, I speak mediocre Spanish and will be staying at Ibis Larco in Miraflores. My plan is to get an A1 lady off Photokines.

Some questions:

1. Is my hotel still chica friendly? Has anything changed in recent times?

2. I understand escorts need to leave their ID at the front desk. What's the exact procedure? Do I have to come down from my room to talk to anyone?

3. How reliable is Photokines? Is it likely I'd get bait-and-switched, if I choose a someone with video and reviews?

4. Are there any nasty surprises, I could fall for as a gringo?

Thank you!Have fun here! You are better off reaching out to jockey for a more safer comfy evening with a chick because there are other options besides the website you mentioned, I wrote a up to date post recently on where to go when here.

1. not sure but I would have gotten an airbnb, more freedom and less eyes.

2. no one should know the chick is an escort besides you haha, I would be friendly with the front desk people and go out to meet the chick, go to the store grab some shit, and come in with her and don't say anything but hellp and keep it moving as if its regular.

3. ehhh it deoends what you're looking for and how you vet the chicks haha I would see a chick from jockey every other night your here and in between go to geishas and add tinder and bumble in there also.

4. hahaha yes of course there is always risk or nasty surprises, you are in south america and peru is very dangerous. Miraflores is safer than other areas but any chick is capable of anything so be careful and keep asking questions on here but comb through the pages and theres tons of good info here.

[IpohtWine]

Have fun here! You are better off reaching out to jockey for a more safer comfy evening with a chick because there are other options besides the website you mentioned, I wrote a up to date post recently on where to go when here.

1. not sure but I would have gotten an airbnb, more freedom and less eyes.

2. no one should know the chick is an escort besides you haha, I would be friendly with the front desk people and go out to meet the chick, go to the store grab some shit, and come in with her and don't say anything but hellp and keep it moving as if its regular.

3. ehhh it deoends what you're looking for and how you vet the chicks haha I would see a chick from jockey every other night your here and in between go to geishas and add tinder and bumble in there also.

4. hahaha yes of course there is always risk or nasty surprises, you are in south america and peru is very dangerous. Miraflores is safer than other areas but any chick is capable of anything so be careful and keep asking questions on here but comb through the pages and theres tons of good info here.Thanks a lot LetsGoMets!

I specifically asked #3 because of what you wrote here. Is there anything else you'd like to add please?


I avoid that site. Met about five women from there over the past year and a halfevery time was a bait-and-switch. None were independent; all tied to organized groups. For men coming to Lima, stick to dating apps or go out with other foreigners to bars and clubs and you will get chicks. If guys want guaranteed safety and hygiene, brothels are a better option.

Escorts are easy to find back home. The appeal here is the women themselvesbetter fitness and attitude IMO (hardly fat ugly chicks). I find gringos I've known prefer and have better luck with regular local latinas or sugar babies; they're more natural and far less robotic than the free website chicas IMO. SB are the best because they are the best looking (by a mile IMO) and don't do this full time often.I see Jockey is highly recommended but truth be told, I'm a little hesitant because of the below post. For myself, escorts are easy to find here in Canada, and I'm a little spoiled LOL. I don't mind paying premium prices (450 soles!) But I want premium pussy. Preferably no tattoos, pretty face and a borderline nympho. GFE does nothing for me, since I'm paying for it.


I arranged for a date with one of Jockey's recommendations. He sends over pics of several girls and you can choose one that fits your preferences. All dates are 450 soles for 90 minutes. The girls are fairly average looking, but there's enough variety to where you can probably find one that is your type. The great thing is that setting up the meeting was a breeze compared to trying to set one up with an independent girl that you've never met before.

The girl that showed up was a sweetie. She had a great ass and was friendly without being fake. Looks were okay. I take her upstairs to my apartment and she gets frisky pretty quickly! Straight to kissing and some tongue action. What a strong contrast to yesterday's date! This girl knows how to switch on quickly and how to jump on the train! It is not long before she's on her knees and giving me a great blowjob. It's wet, good pressure, and a bit of eye contact. Glorious! Afterwards, we smash. This girl enjoys sex and you can hear it in her moans. I was on top but that didn't keep her from gyrating all over my dick. I'd love to say I went 15 minutes, but after 3 minutes, I was toast. Post sex, I feed her chocolates and she made some recommendations regarding places to check out in Lima.

[LetsGoMets]

Thanks a lot LetsGoMets!

I specifically asked #3 because of what you wrote here. Is there anything else you'd like to add please?

I see Jockey is highly recommended but truth be told, I'm a little hesitant because of the below post. For myself, escorts are easy to find here in Canada, and I'm a little spoiled LOL. I don't mind paying premium prices (450 soles!) But I want premium pussy. Preferably no tattoos, pretty face and a borderline nympho. GFE does nothing for me, since I'm paying for it.You won't see many tattoos. On a hot girl, if there's any ink, it's small, hidden.

The math here is simple. An average girl, a solid 7 or 8, runs you 300 to 500 soles. So the A1 talent? You're looking at doublen or more.

I have lived here for 16 months and have been with many chicks obviously, (80% I didn't pay for) and out of all the chicks, I have went down on a total of 3 haha (none were working chicks obviously) - that means in the 16 months and countless women, I have seen 3 perfect pussies and 2 of them are models haha because I only do it if she is a perfect.

Just trying to give you realistic expectations but also these are only my experiences.

Don't waste your time hunting for 'hidden gems' on websites or in some brothel. The truly stunning women in Peru know their value. This isn't a career for them; it's a side hustle, and only if the money makes sense. And why wouldn't it be haha They've already got more rich, handsome guys lining up for them.

If you want the best, you go to their turf. The VIP lounges at the big discos, the expensive gyms, the luxury shops at Jockey Plaza. That's the real marketplace. Walk up, talk to them. Your chances are infinitely better there than trying to find a unicorn online. Better yet, pay for premium on the dating apps. They'll either play for free or get straight to the point and tell you their rate is.

[NutHunter]

Long time USASG poster. First time here. Just arrived in Lima a few weeks ago, will be here for the next two months. It's different here than Medellin for sure. I've been hitting the dating apps and discos, but haven't paid yet.

I've RTTF and it seems like the best options here are the chongos and Jockey. Any safety concerns going to La Sirenita's alone?

[LetsGoMets]

Long time USASG poster. First time here. Just arrived in Lima a few weeks ago, will be here for the next two months. It's different here than Medellin for sure. I've been hitting the dating apps and discos, but haven't paid yet.

I've RTTF and it seems like the best options here are the chongos and Jockey. Any safety concerns going to La Sirenita's alone?Welcome and enjoy! Yes there is always safety concerns. Depending on how you look, carry / handle yourself, and how much Spanish you speak, you really shouldn't be traveling outside Miraflores / San Isidro / barranco alone. The brothels here are all in "not safe" areas. I wrote an up to date post of all the needed info you'the need. I also have a driver here who will take you anywhere and knows the night life. Send me a message if you're interested. Be safe.

[SonicBoom1]

I landed in Lima two days ago on an Avianca red-eye that felt like being shrink-wrapped into a lawn chair for eight hours. Note to future self: pay the extra hundred bucks and fly literally any other airline that doesn't treat legroom like a war crime.

I'd come armed with a foolproof plan: three girls from Seeking lined up for Day One. Efficiency, baby. In, out, ceviche, repeat.

Girl #1 hit me an hour before the date with the classic excuse: "I forgot my ID at my cousin's house. " Right. Because nothing screams "trustworthy 22-year-old college student" like being unable to prove you're over eighteen or, for that matter, alive. Hard pass. I'm not trying to be the protagonist in tomorrow's headline.

Girl #2 at least showed up—with ID, a minor miracle. We sat down for coffee. Ten silent minutes later I realized I was on a date with a 100-pound rock that had learned to apply lip gloss. Zero questions, zero opinions, zero spark. Even her selfies had lied; she was a 5 on a generous lighting day. After the longest cappuccino in human history, I handed her taxi fare, told her I had explosive diarrhea (the only believable exit at this point), and fled.

By now the afternoon was bleeding out, so I decided to vet Girl #3 with a quick video call before wasting another cab ride. She picked up giggling and eager—until she opened her mouth. Imagine a chain-smoking Minnie Mouse who's secretly furious at the world. Instant libido euthanasia. I told her my grandmother had just fallen down a well and hung up. (Grandma's fine. She lives in Florida and falls down wells recreationally.).

Day One body count: three swings, three strikeouts, one near-felony.

I limped to Punto Azul, ordered enough ceviche to anger a pod of dolphins, and consoled myself with the cold, citrusy embrace of defeat. At least the fish was having a better day than me.

[SonicBoom1]

Day two. Tinder hands me Carolina, 42, Miraflores, the kind of 42 that makes you question every life choice that kept you single. Photos: illegal levels of hot. We meet for coffee, sparks, laughter, instant green lights. I'm having so much fun!

We stroll to Larcomar at sunset, Romeo-and-Juliet vibes. We decided to walk to Larcomar because the sunset over the Pacific is free and I'm romantic like that. Ten carefree minutes in, we hit a wall of green-and-yellow humanity. Turns out the Copa Libertadores final was in town and half of Rio de Janeiro had decided to pre-game in Miraflores. Music, beer cans, chanting, the works. Loud? Sure. Rowdy? A little. Destroying public property? Not that I could see.

"Why are they drinking in the street like animals?

"Why are Brazilians allowed to scream but when Peruvians do it the police show up?

"Look, they threw a cup! This is why we can't have nice things!

She actually corners Larcomar security to file a noise complaint against joy itself. In fifteen minutes my nymph turns into a xenophobic HOA newsletter come to life.

Vibe: assassinated. I throw jokes at the corpse, order a Manhattan strong enough to sterilize the memory, and deliver her home with less physical contact than an Amazon package.

Back at the hotel, the universe delivered its receipt for yesterday's fake-diarrhea excuse. My stomach revolted with the fury of a thousand angry ceviches. I chewed four Bismutol Masticables (they taste like chalk and broken dreams) while curled in the fetal position, whispering apologies to Girl #2's ghost.

Day Two body count: one smoke-show turned xenophobic Karen, one gastrointestinal hostage situation.

At least the Brazilians were having a good night.

[SonicBoom1]

Day Three.

Valeria stepped into the Airbnb like she owned gravity: tall, long-legged, tiny electric-blue dress vacuum-sealed to a body that didn't need a pretty face to stop traffic. Small, high breasts, impossibly narrow waist flaring into hips and an ass that looked engineered. We'd already settled terms (300 soles tonight, maybe 500 weekly). I paid her taxi; she walked in and immediately started talking, rapid-fire Spanish about energy, compassion, the universe, her hands dancing. My Spanish is broken, but she didn't need me to keep up.

One sip of beer and we collided. Hungry kisses, my hands sliding under that dress, her nails raking my shoulders. We made it to the bedroom in stages, mouths never separating for long. She peeled the dress off slowly, turning so I could take in every line: small perfect breasts with dark, hard nipples, waist I could almost span with two hands, then the dramatic curve out and down. She dropped to her knees, took me deep, wet, deliberate, eyes locked on mine for twenty relentless minutes until I came hard across her collarbones and chest. She licked me clean, gentle, thorough, smiling.

Afterward, tangled and slick with sweat, she whispered, "Soy masoquista. Me gusta fuerte, pero sin cachetadas. "

I dragged my nails down her back, hard red lines blooming on pale skin. Bit her shoulder, sucked those small breasts until she was trembling. Slid a hand between her thighs, pressed, scratched, bit again. No penetration, and suddenly she arched off the mattress, cried "¡Dios mío!" and squirted in a hot, shocking rush that soaked us both. She laughed, half-embarrassed, murmured, "La próxima vez traemos toalla, papi."

She tried for round two; I was done for. I paid her the 300, kissed her goodnight, sent her home.

Next morning the old flame messaged, the one waiting for her boyfriend's December 13th flight. I bragged like an idiot; she called me disgusting and blocked me. I was furious.

Still steaming at a café, I ordered an Uber and pasted Valeria's address by mistake. Ten minutes later I was in her barrio again. I laughed, texted her anyway.

She came down barefoot in a thin white tank (no bra, small breasts pressing against cotton), tiny denim shorts, huge smile. She dragged me upstairs to her 15×12 room: mattress on the floor, hot plate in the corner, door wide open to the hallway because the heat was brutal and there was no fan. Neighbors' voices, footsteps, someone frying fish, kids running past, all in plain view.

I sat on the mattress, exhausted, feeling absurd. She kept talking, moving around, narrow waist twisting, shorts riding high. Lust overruled dignity.

I pulled her down, told her clothes were pointless in this heat. We stripped. The door stayed open. I could see straight into the hallway; people walked by, shadows crossing the light. I stopped caring. I lay back naked and told her what I wanted. She knelt between my legs, licked my balls slow and wet, then lower, tongue circling, pressing, no hesitation, while footsteps echoed a few meters away. The risk made everything sharper. I gripped her hair, held her there, and came hard in her mouth. She swallowed what she could, milked me softly until I was empty, then padded to the bathroom to spit the rest.

She crawled back, curled against me. Naked, spent, door wide open to the entire building, neighbors passing close enough to hear them breathing, I fell asleep with her head on my chest for almost two hours.

When I woke, afternoon light was pouring through the doorway. I pressed 500 soles into her hand; she hadn't expected a cent this time. We drank weak instant coffee, she kissed me slow and sweet, and I walked out past open doors and curious eyes.

I felt raw, half ashamed, half weightless. Some moments are too honest to regret.