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Stravinsky
03-29-08, 22:12
WN,
Not sure what "type of date" means. I guess you're looking for a certain height, weight, who likes to go for long walks, dancing at the nochni klub and sex 3 or 4 times a day. So, in order to make that kind of search , you need the detailed search (Расширенный ), which, as you have discovered, requires credit. Instead of buying WebMoney, you probably should be buying Деньги@Mail.ru, if that's where you need the credit. Mamba.ru and love.mail.ru run off the same server, just different front ends, so I imagine credit with one is good for the other.
If what you want to do is search for girls in other parts of Eastern Europe, then the general search will work (Общий ). This is free and will allow you to specify other countries/cities in your search. When you specify the city, select "choose different city" (выбрат другой город ) and you will be directed to another page where you can specify the country, region and city for your search. If you can't read Cyrillic, then this may be a little daunting. You can even specify the U.S. as your search country (США ). There are a lot of Russki dyeffki here in the U.S. who advertise on these sites, but be careful, they become Americanized very quickly. Best to hunt them in their natural habitat.
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Xavier Yves
03-30-08, 12:08
I barely see any report about Vladivostok.
Here are some nice photos! Enjoy!
Stravinsky
03-30-08, 15:05
Xavier,
I like your girlfriend, looks like she could keep a guy warm on those cold vostochnii nochii. You should post these in the Photo Gallery section, so they don't get buried here in the hinterlands.
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DoctorOral
04-04-08, 08:09
I am about to visit Krasnodar for the second time after a boring time there in January - does somebody come up with good advise for this city, please?
after a boring time in Krasnodar in January
Wally
Could you elaborate ?
I am pondering about spending a whole month there in August.
Anyone knows BTW if there's in this area some beach towns, cheaper than Sochi, where young russians go during summertime to party their asses off ?
Bez Bezarra
04-06-08, 12:58
Anyone knows BTW if there's in this area some beach towns, cheaper than Sochi, where young russians go during summer?
On either side of Sochi are Adler and Dagomys, and halfway up the coast to Novorossiysk is Tuapse, but none of them have the crowds that Sochi has. There are plenty of young people in Sochi.
It is the capital of the Republic of Karelia in Russia, to go there it is enough to take the Saint-Petersburg plane then the train at the Ladozhky railway rand new station. A town of average size of approximately 300000 inhabitants in majority of the blondes with the blue eyes very clear and especially the prices are much less expensive than in Piter. It is enough to go to the Afrika sauna which does not have of Africa that the name so much the girls proposed are superb. To start I took Lyudmila which is 26 years old for 6300 roubles the night for more than 7 hours with COB, CBJ and what makes the charm of the average cities they are that the girls make the deep throat, Luda works with 4 other girls.
Rate: 7.5
To continue I was invited Saturday evening and I had my first sexual intercourse not tariffed at the 29 years age with Elena which is being the mother of Katerina 19 years that I wish to marry because they speak French. Bad BBBJ + bareback proposed I refused + very good DFK
Rate: 6
Not only one can easily have not-pros in this city I left with girls approximately 21 years every sleepless night but in more there are girls who pay to have sexual intercourse with foreigners. To finish, I negotiated Natasha with 7000 roubles the night it did not remain that 5 hours being tired by the fact of having 11 customers in this same day the act is 15 times. COB, CBJ and deep throat with DFK this 21 year old girl is coed and I crossed it the following day at the exit of the university with one of his comrade as if I did not exist whereas it left me her personal number precisely so that I pass the evening with. It works for Alexander a golgoth which is owner of the agency Karmen he claimed me 12000 roubles before raviser to propose the following tariffs is 1 hour with 1200 roubles, 2 hours for 2400 roubles and an hour in the car with only 800 roubles to make heat Natasha.
Rate: 8
Rolling Stone II
04-12-08, 13:42
Hi guys,
Will be travelling to Sochi in due course. Have been searching both the net and this site, but didn't find much info.
Is anyone familiar with the city and willing to share tips/contacts?
Thanks a lot for your kind cooperation.
Hi guys,
Will be travelling to Sochi in due course. Have been searching both the net and this site, but didn't find much info.
Is anyone familiar with the city and willing to share tips/contacts?
Thanks a lot for your kind cooperation.
Sochi is blooming now with the influx of tourists from all over Russia as well as Europe. The hotels and private houses would be full of guests, restuarants busy all day long. You need to count more roubles for everything you want to do in Sochi now and for next few months.
As far as mongering, both paid and non-paid services are available. If you are staying at 5 stars, check out the restaurant, bars and discos, and if you are lucky you may score a non-paid service. For this is time consuming and has no guarantee though. With money you can also buy services from these places easily. If you are not happy with the menu, talk to any bellboys and room services, they will provide you with lots of information.
Checkoout local newspapers. There are pages called dosug (leisure), you will find lot of contacts out there. Quality varies and you need to spend some time to score good ones. But there are are dosug services who have really good girls in their pick.
If you are planning to stay in budget hotels, my advice to you to stay closer to "vakzal" (railway station). There are many budget hotels in and around that place (dom journal, to name one, which means journalist hotel). Girls at a cheaper price are available at vakzal through mamasan. In vakzal you will find many mamasan and you can talk and bargain with them regarding quality and price. Again, the score is doubtful.
In the evening hours in most of the hotels (except for the top class) you will find small cards (of the size of visiting cards) that says that if you need girls for sex, call certain numbers. You can call them, tell your preference and bargain prices. When things are set, girls will be brought at the hotel gate, you can meet them, talk to them and if you like you can take them to your room.
This is what all I have for you in Sochi. Please do inform us regarding your experience in there.
T.F.E
UFA
I spent two nights in Ufa, the capital city of the Independent Republic of Bashkortostan. Well, not really two nights because my flight arrived a 2 AM and I didn’t get to the hotel until 3 AM. But I did go straight to the bar at the Hotel Bashkortostan where the girls were just winding things down for the night. As first glance I was pretty impressed with the quality of the girls. Ufa is about 800 miles due east of Moscow. It’s more or less on the west slope of the Ural mountains and two hours ahead of Moscow. Ufa lies on the banks of the White River which eventually flows into the Caspian. This year, Bashkortostan is celebrating their 400th anniversary of being part of Russia. Ufa was made a significant city because during WW2, Stalin moved much of the USSR’s manufacturing to Ufa because it was out the range of Hitler’s bombers. There are about 1.2 million people living in Ufa so it’s a city of some substance.
OK, so much for the National Geographic tour. The girls in Ufa are something to behold. While the girls in Moscow and Peiter are nothing too shabby, the ones in Ufa seem to be the result of several generations of mixing between the indigenous Bashkirs, the regional Tatars and the ethnic Russians themselves. The product is a sea of rosy cheeked babes with a very nice way about them all in a nice range of flesh tones.
I had lunch one day in a Bashkir restaurant one day and could not believe how gorgeous the waitresses were. I wanted to meet the owner and congratulate him on the beauty of his staff. One waitress in particular was so stunning that I could NOT take my eyes off of her. If I had had more time, I would certainly have taken a run at her (note to self).
I was fortunate enough to have a business colleague who lives in Ufa and was able to give me the grand tour of nightlife in Ufa. We started with dinner at a nice Sushi place that was crawling with tables of very well dressed beautiful girls eating Sushi and chatting away. Not too bad for a Monday night. We were dressed in business attire so we were the target of their glances and I am certain that with a little work there would have been a score. Again, the striking thing in Ufa was the look of the women. Absolutely exotic. You could clearly see the influence of the Tatars on the chiseled facial features of these little lovelies. Well dressed with perfect hair and make-up. Not an eyelash out of place.
There are three dance clubs in Ufa worth mentioning. “A” Café, Prospect, and Jet. It's worth mentioning that Face Control is alive and well in Ufa so if you are at all "Caucasian" looking or darker (sorry brothers) you can expect to get hassled. Prospect seemed to be the worst for FC. All three are supposed to be crawling with amateurs looking for fun on weekends. While it was only Monday night, there was a reasonable crowd by 11:00 PM in all three places. I did not really see any “working girls” like you might see at the Boarhouse (now Hot Dog) or Night Flight. Most seemed to be there to dance and have fun. But I was assured that there was a good chance of not going home alone. Unfortunately, being Monday night and having an early meeting on Tuesday, I didn’t feel like there was all that much to choose from and decided that I need to get back to the hotel for a sure thing.
Back at the hotel, it was touching midnight and there was a good selection of girls working the bar. I settled on a redheaded spinner named Gullia and negotiated for a few minutes. She initially wanted 8000 rubles until I reminded her that this was Ufa, not Moscow and that this was not Night Flight. Her face turned as red as her hair and she slinked away to consider things. When I came back to the table from the men’s room there was a look of relief on her face because she must have thought I was bailing out for the night. She came over and whispered 5000 in my ear and I countered with 4000 to which she nodded and asked my room number. 10 minutes later there was a knock at the door.
After a quick currency conversion, I realized that I was probably over-paying for Ufa and quizzed her about the price. Guillia told me that 4,000 rubles has been about normal for Ufa and has been for several years. She seemed to be oblivious to the conversion rate and the plight of the dollar. Had this been three years earlier and the dollar been worth 33 rubles, I realized it would have been a $120 dollar which is what I would have expected for the locale and the girl. Still, I had no complaints.
SUMMARY
While it was a very, very, short trip I got a very favorable impression of Ufa. Nice people and a reasonably sophisticated nightlife scene for a city so far away from Moscow. I doubt that anyone can justify a mongering trip to Ufa, but if you ever find yourself faced with a business trip to Ufa, have no fear.
Jake,
Great report.
Glad to see some info on the Siberian provinces.
With Moscow and Piter so overpriced my next trip will be to Siberia.
Guido88
Doctor_Skank
04-23-08, 07:04
Jake,
Great report.
Glad to see some info on the Siberian provinces.
With Moscow and Piter so overpriced my next trip will be to Siberia.
Guido88
Ufa isn't in Siberia, it's in the Urals.
I have also made the mistake of thinking everything east of the Urals is Siberia, but Siberia doesn't actually begin until Yekaterinburg... actually just after Yekaterinburg. My innocent question almost started a fight between two Russian colleagues once while eating dinner in Yekaterinburg... the one insisited Yekaterinburg was the "gate to Siberia", while the other insisted Siberia began just outside of the city. They couldn't agree so we just drank vodka instead, which actually did come from Siberia.... :)
Hey Doc,
I stand corrected. Siberia is so damn big it’s easy to not be clear on boundaries.
Been wanting to hit several cities in the area from Ekat to Irtusk for a while. I think to do it right I will need at least a month.
Nice thing is now Aeroflot is a member of NWA alliance, which has opened up the country to cheaper travel with air miles from the states. 60k miles to anywhere in the country.
Guido88
Doctor_Skank
04-24-08, 02:35
Hey Doc,
I stand corrected. Siberia is so damn big it’s easy to not be clear on boundaries.
Been wanting to hit several cities in the area from Ekat to Irtusk for a while. I think to do it right I will need at least a month.
Nice thing is now Aeroflot is a member of NWA alliance, which has opened up the country to cheaper travel with air miles from the states. 60k miles to anywhere in the country.
Guido88
My advice for flying in Siberia is either S7 or Skyexpress. Both are cheap airlines, but have new aircraft (Boeing and Airbus) and fly out of Moscow's newer privately-owned and operated airport hubs Domodedovo and Vnukovo, far superior to that shithole Soviet relic Sheremetveyo. And you can book e-tickets online. www.s7.ru for example.
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My advice for flying in Siberia is either S7 or Skyexpress. Both are cheap airlines, but have new aircraft (Boeing and Airbus) and fly out of Moscow's newer privately-owned and operated airport hubs Domodedovo and Vnukovo, far superior to that shithole Soviet relic Sheremetveyo. And you can book e-tickets online. www.s7.ru for example.
Skank,
I flew from Peiter to Vnukovo on SkyExpress a few weeks ago. Not bad at all. However, just as we were buckling our seat belts I notices that the buckle had an old VARIG logo on it. A quick scan around the cabin revealed that this Boeing 737 had once been a Brazilian VARIG airplane!!!! Take about funny. As someone who used to fly around Brazil extensively during the early 90's, it was a funny and nostalgic trip.
Later that day, I flew on Utair from Vnukovo to Ufa. However the Utair flight was on a TU-143 (I think). Both flights were decent and relatively cheap. No trouble at all.
Doctor_Skank
04-25-08, 14:08
Skank,
I flew from Peiter to Vnukovo on SkyExpress a few weeks ago. Not bad at all. However, just as we were buckling our seat belts I notices that the buckle had an old VARIG logo on it. A quick scan around the cabin revealed that this Boeing 737 had once been a Brazilian VARIG airplane!!!! Take about funny. As someone who used to fly around Brazil extensively during the early 90's, it was a funny and nostalgic trip.
Later that day, I flew on Utair from Vnukovo to Ufa. However the Utair flight was on a TU-143 (I think). Both flights were decent and relatively cheap. No trouble at all.
And we know who good the Brazilians were at maintaining their aircraft... ))
One airline to avoid in "Air Union". It's a Russian conglomerate of several regional airlines... in principal no problem... however TWICE they have cancelled my flight without warning because they didnt fill enough seats. A serious hassle.
Bez Bezarra
04-28-08, 14:10
Well fellas, I am out here right now, and its been one crazy first week. Last night at 3:30, Yulia finally showed up with Palina, who was twice as hot as Yulia. They drank a whole bottle of bacardi, straight up, and Yulia proceeded to puke her guts out, before the crazy lesbi-show they put on for me. Yulia was out of control, she fell off the bed onto the floor 3 times, and flew half way across the room smashing her mouth on the headboard. What a night.
Getting ready for another now, Dasha who swore she didn't want to have a sponsor, finally relented and will be over at 9:00.
Break out the Vitamin V!
Doctor_Skank
04-28-08, 23:52
Well fellas, I am out here right now, and its been one crazy first week. Last night at 3:30, Yulia finally showed up with Palina, who was twice as hot as Yulia. They drank a whole bottle of bacardi, straight up, and Yulia proceeded to puke her guts out, before the crazy lesbi-show they put on for me. Yulia was out of control, she fell off the bed onto the floor 3 times, and flew half way across the room smashing her mouth on the headboard. What a night.
Getting ready for another now, Dasha who swore she didn't want to have a sponsor, finally relented and will be over at 9:00.
Break out the Vitamin V!
Sounds like my kind of party! I admit, I sometimes really like the meltdown nights. Udacha!
Bez Bezarra
05-04-08, 23:50
I am soooooo tired, really fuckin' exhausted. I need a damn vacation just to get my strength back from killin' myself on my crazy fuckin' vacation!
Like, did I just now figure out, hey-dumb ass! You ain't 25 no more, get it?? Ok, so I am I only realizin' now, not even 35! (Or 45 either!!)
I mean, what am I trying to do, give myself a fucking stroke? I had one padrugi, she was so fucking hairy, I mean, NOBODY had fucked her for god only knows? Maybe never? I don't know, I guess its possible. Her pubes weren't kinky, they were straight, and LONG, I mean, so long it was obvious they had NEVER been cut or trimmed even once in her lifetime. Just one of the reasons to make me think it was her first time. Her lack of any experience whatsoever was another, and finally the blood, whihc I managed to get on my hands and proceed to leave some fingerprints of it on the shiny white wallpapaer in the living room where I attempted to mount her from the rear, and was so tired, I needed to lean against the wall, leaving further evidence of my exploit. Fortunately, my medical background gave me enough knowledge to know that mixing a little salt with warm water in a sponge will wipe away that mess pretty quick, which was what I needed. Tanya weas even nice enough to help me change the bloody sheets and make the bed again, before the next victim was due to arrive.
At that point, at 5:00 PM on my final day, with a ticket to leave at 2:00 AM, I was getting calls from both Anna the stripper, yes I did fuck a stripper this time, and from Sveta, the escort, who claimed I was her very first customer, another long story, which I will tell you about, later, when I post her fotos, but she was also calling me to introduce me to her friend Alla.
But I really wanted to meet Anna the stripper's friend, who I was supposed to be introduced to earlier, but she wan't available, and just like before, now Anna was also telling me that she just coouldn't come now, so I figured I would miss that chance. I wanted her becuase she was NOT a pro, and I fugured anyone Sveta hooked me up with, would come through Natasha, the new mamachka I found, and that's a whole other story as well.
So anyway, I mean, I'm thinking, here's Zhenya, cute as a button little avtoboos ticket taker who works from 7:00 AM to 10:00PM 6 lousy days a week and makes about $40 or $50 a week, in search of a generous sponsor that can show her some heart warming appreciation. She gives me the time of my life, but tells me she HAS to work the next day, and she wants me to meet her padrugi. Oh well, I guess I just gotta go do this work.
Unfortunately Tanya was NOT anything like Zhenya. She did have nice skin, but pale and on the pasty-looking side, even though she was very soft to the touch. But she had a VERY plain face, with a little hook nose, and a permanent frown, and a little paunch belly, so though only 19, she sure did not seem the kind of girl showing off ANYTHING to the boys, and in fact, the more I think about it, I see that Zhenya just wanted to share MY talent with her girlfriend, because all she did was hide under the blanket, and she couldn't even figure out how to give me a hand job, so yeah, it might not just have been her monthly period like I first thought, but it could have been her cherry. Cause she was damn DAMN tight. And the blood was only just so much, and then it stopped and there wasn't no more. Ah well, what's the diff anyway. I really yelled at her since i was beyond exhaustion at that point, on my 16th day of a marathon sabatical, with only just the Paskah holiday for dick resting. But yes, by the time I met Tanya, I was completely wiped out, and had in fact fucked the be-Jesus out of 3 dyevushkas the day before, and couldn't nut on any of them. So the next day, I was so looking forward to the slight possibility that Tanya would be another cutie, and was really let down when I saw she wsn't. She did have big tits, I'll give her that, but they were not spectacular at all.
And if I did truly debauch her womanhood, I should feel pretty bad for berating her and taking out my frustration on her for my own used up supply of sexual energy.
Well, we'll just have to get back to that later. Anyway, for now, here's the first couple of samples, to get something up. The first is of Anna the stripper, who tells me even though this big city only has a couple of strip clubs, she don't make any good money working, I guess the russian guys are cheap. Anna needed her face blurred cause she is not pretty, but she was fun.
The second is some bimbo from another agency, that I got through another strange story, that I will go into later, when I have some time. She's a faceless torso in this shot, but I've got a few others where you can see her smiling pleasantly. She must be the ONLY dyev I fucked that was over 20, I made an exception for her since she was willing to come over for a 10:00 AM session, the day after I met her, and sent her away because I had a younger prettier dyev coming at the same time from another agency. So I had to give her a break, right?
Bez Bezarra
05-05-08, 09:47
I doubt that anyone can justify a mongering trip to Ufa.
Where you see doubts, I only see possibilities and opportunties.
Any city, with that many girls, and so few western visitors, means that one only needs time to get acclimated, the proper preparations made prior to arrival with local contacts, financial stability, and some fucking Viagra to stay in the game, and they will more or less eat you alive.
Justification of mongering is all in the eye of the beholder.
Doctor_Skank
05-05-08, 09:58
Where you see doubts, I only see possibilities and opportunties.
Any city, with that many girls, and so few western visitors, means that one only needs time to get acclimated, the proper preparations made prior to arrival with local contacts, financial stability, and some fucking Viagra to stay in the game, and they will more or less eat you alive.
Justification of mongering is all in the eye of the beholder.
Very cute chick Bez, good to know you are out on the front fighting the good fight.
Point on regional "B" cities is time and repeat visits. To get on your feet and running you need more time than in Piter, Moscow or Kiev. I think to really enjoy a regional city, 7-10 days are minimum... but yeah, they can be a gold mine. Obviously when you return to a place, you only need 1-2 days to climatize again.
Where you see doubts, I only see possibilities and opportunties.
Any city, with that many girls, and so few western visitors, means that one only needs time to get acclimated, the proper preparations made prior to arrival with local contacts, financial stability, and some fucking Viagra to stay in the game, and they will more or less eat you alive.
Justification of mongering is all in the eye of the beholder.
Come on Ben old buddy - don't you go quoting me out of context. Ufa is probably better for mongering than both Moscow and Peiter when you consider that you have far, far less of the "scam factor" to deal with.
What I meant by my comment is that it's $400+ to get from Moscow to Ufa by plane so it's unlikely (unless you have plenty of disposable income) that a monger would come all the way to Moscow AND THEN fly all the way to Ufa just to get laid.
MY POINT (and yes I do have a point) is that if you do find yourself in Ufa (for God knows what reason) there are more ready, willing and able devushkas that you can shake a stick at.
Of course, I am in Belo Horizonte, Brazil at the moment and just woke up after a Sunday night sex romp with a 23 y.o. Mineira for $80, but you'll just have to go to the Brazil thread to read about it! Oh crap - she just woke up and wants to go again. You know what they say about girls from Minas Geraris....
Happy mongering......
Bez Bezarra
05-06-08, 01:25
By quoting me out of context, it's unlikely a monger would come to Moscow AND fly to Ufa .
MY POINT is that you find devushkas that you stick it into for $80, just to know about mongering
My thoughts exactly. Who fucking needs to fly through that zoo? Frequent flyer miles put me straight through from Western Europe, flying right OVER, not stopping for a minute, in the capital.
And sorry to you too Doc, but I'm also permanently by-passing Kiev now that I can connect direct from Western Europe without any overnights, straight into the Ukrainsky oblasts, on all future 3rd quarter harvest equinox projects.
White nights 2007
Vince Voyeur in Ptz from 22 to 27 june one day in the famous Vozduh concert hard rock metal with Kate in bikini a russian from Murmansk.
Not only one can easily have not-pros in this city I left with girls approximately 21 years every nights, you can have girls for free here but if you want to have sex just go to the sauna Afrika because the others saunas didn't have girls.
It's easy you can do the same thing as me in other smallest cities of Russia just ask to a taxi driver some words like tochka, prostitutki.
To conclude, I negotiated Natasha with 7000 roubles the full night and she was just for about 5 hours being tired by the fact of having 11 customers in this day and she has fuck 15 times in the same day. COB, CBJ and deep throat with DFK this really GFE 21 year old girl is coed student in painting and I crossed her with one of her student friend the following day at the exit of the university as if I did not exist whereas but she left me her personal number i give you by PM precisely so that I pass the evening with. She works for Alexander a strong guy which is owner of the agency Karmen i give the phone number by PM for young prostitutes delivery he claimed me 12000 roubles before raviser to propose the following rate is 1 hour with 1200 rubles, 2 hours for 2400 rubles and an hour in the car with only 800 rubles to make Natasha so hot.
Rate: 8
To continue I was invited Saturday evening by non-pros and I had my first sexual time for free and i have 29 yo, it was with with Elena which is the mother of Katerina 19 years the girl that I wish to marry because they speak French and her mom is ok that i marry her for visa. BBBJ + bareback but i always put a condom + DFK
To fuck the girls non-pros just chat with love.mail ore Karelia love and let them encounter you. In my exemple the mother who is a manager paid me to have sex with her.
I saw the daughter in upskirt and G-string the days after... please don't try to approach her...
Rate for the mom: 6
Vince the mother fucker
It is the capital of the Republic of Karelia in Russia, to go there it is enough to take the Saint Pete plane then the train at the Ladozhky brand new station. A smallest town of approximately 300000 inhabitantsand full of the russian or finnish blondes with blue eyes and especially the prices are much less expensive than in Saint-Petersburg. To find prostitutes just ask a taxi driver to go to the sauna AFRIKA the girls proposed are superb students between 8-9. To start I took Lyudmila which is 26 years old for 6300 roubles the whole night for more than 7 hours with COB, CBJ and the best that you will have deep throats, Luda works with 4 other girls.
Rate : 7,5
Gone to Petrozavodsk either by train or by bus. But this is what one web site tells me about flights:
Airplane
Regular flights from Helsinki (Finland) to Petrozavodsk (Russia).
Helsinki [14:30] - Petrozavodsk [16:50/17.30] - Cherepovets [18.30/19:00] - Moscow [20.05]
Moscow [09:05] - Cherepovets [10.55/11.20] - Petrozavodsk [12:20/13.10] - Helsinki [13.30]
Flights take place three times a week on Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Airline: Severstal. Aircraft: Yak-40.
Details
Direct flights Moscow (Vnukovo) - Petrozavodsk and return: 2 times a week, each Monday and Wednesday.
I always kind of liked Yak-40. Walkup entrance ramp for passengers in the rear. Luggage storage immediately after you enter the plane.
Seems like a good plane for Third world conditions, except that it is now very old.
Anyway, Petrozavodsk may have some potential. It has a university that has historically had one of the best English departments in Russia (due to Finnish immigrants who went to Karelia from the U.S. or Canada in the 1930s; one-third of them were liquidated in Soviet times). It also has a good Finnish department (or faculty, as they call them).
The point is that a foreign visitor might be welcomed by students in Petrozavodsk but Petrozavodsk is way too small a town for mongering (280000 inhabitants).
Here photos of Olga a 21 yo student who speaks english, a 18 yo girl looks like Avril Lavigne and another 18 yo with her finger in her mouth, and finally a girl with piercing on her tongue eating cream.
this big city only has a couple of strip clubs
Thanks Bez for the precious added-value info.
Some more precisions, like *optionally* the city's name ?
;)
Bez Bezarra
05-10-08, 19:07
thanks bez for the precious added-value info.
some more precisions, like *optionally* the city's name ?
;)
said too many times, what's one big city next to another? when ya got about 10 metropolitan centers rep001tered from rostov to voronezh to novosibirsk and all points in between at or just over or just under or around 1 million inhabitants, there's enough dyevushkas looking for a generous foreign sponsor to keep the small group of we few mongers interested in those destinations quite busy for as long as we'll have the time, resources, and effort to keep them busy entertaining us.
if i just spell it out for ya, i'm making it way too easy, and we all know how you like a little challenge and adventure in your otherwise boring mundane day to day machinations of the import export business. olive oil and pita bread my ass. you're a damn human smuggling white slavery ring conspirator and everybody knows it, so why don't ya just give interpol a call and lay out your whole albanian-lichtenstein-andorra connection so they can once an for all close their files on the carlos the jackal and your
former girlfirend's sister's babysitter love traingle.
as for my own locations specifics and gps coordinates, it really wouldn't be helpful to anyone but vince voyeur because i tend to leave a lot of shit stained used preservatives that he likes to re-package and use again for the nostalgic rush he gets form entering gaping anuses stretched far and wide across the vast open steppe.
Like, did I just now figure out, hey-dumb ass!
You ain't 25 no more, get it??
Ok, so I am I only realizin' now, not even 35!
Or 45 either!!
Even 55 seems like years ago!!
Bez, you are the granddaddy of ISG. We all look up to you. Long may young dyevs run to fetch your pipe and slippers.
Hi all,
I'm seriously considering to take about a month and to go to see the real Russia, a longer holiday than as I used to do till now, to have the real view of what there is in Siberia, a land always fascinated me...
My idea is to flight to Piter, then after 1-2 days to fly directly to Tomsk or Omsk, then to see Novosibirk, maybe Krasnoyarsk and surely Irkutsk to see Bajkal where I hope I will find also some russian in holidays,maybe there is possible to have a sort of beach life?!?( in Listvyanka ?) or am I wrong about it ?, than back directly to Piter, a couple of days to biggest city on the north, Murmansk and back home to write surely my longest report :)
I decided for sure Piter-Irkutsk and Murmansk, maybe 1-2 more city in Siberia or only Irkutsk, it depens how much fun I will have there or not.
I am conscious it can be a hit and miss travel, maybe a bit dangerous too, but I am a bit adventure type and I take this travel as a challenge for me, I will travel alone...
Period will be about middle of july and I have some questions for the more experienced in far east Russia.
- which cities do you suggest me to see in Siberia?
- to book hotels once there or it is a risk in summer to not find where to sleep so better to book them in advance ?
- how good has to be my knowledge of russian there ?
- better use turistic visa or to try to get business one ? ( if I read correctly I need a russian company invites me to be able to get a business visa, or there are agency that provides also the invitation from russian company to get business visa ?)
Real every suggests is this time, very welcomed....
Thanks in advance
It seems nobody interested about Siberia or no info about it ?
Leonard Bach
06-19-08, 10:47
Lukashek,
I have some experience from Siberia area, gorod Tomsk, I visited few times and have very nice experience. Tomsk is university city with lot of nice sexy students ready for chat, drink and something more, depends of you.
I recommend Hotel magistrat, www.magistrathotel.com, maybe is expensive but very comfortable. Also recommend restaurant VECNIJ ZOV, or something like this where you can meet a lot of very nice attractive girls.
About visa usually used touristic, because is very simply to get, one time I used business, but spent lot of time and needed to make HIV test.
If you will use private accomm. don't forget to visit OVIR for registration.
Good luck and lot of entertainment
Stravinsky
06-19-08, 18:25
Lukasek,
I think we're all interested in Sibir, it's just that on one has much info on the place.
I'm sure we will all be interested to read about your experience.
I'm seriously considering to take about a month and to go to see the real Russia, a longer holiday than as I used to do till now, to have the real view of what there is in Siberia, a land always fascinated me
Siberia is highly enthralling.
It's at the top of my dream trips... Krasnoyarsk, Tomsk, Irkurst, Abakan (seems there's a huge quantity of gorgeous brunettes with Tatar backgrounds in Abakan BTW), Omsk, Novossibirsk, ect.. all Siberia is good I think. Unfortunatly cost of lodging is a real problem in provincial Russia as it seems VERY difficult to find a flat for less than $100/day or a hotel for less than $150 ; it's a major turn-off for me.
I also have looong EE vacations scheduled, from July 29 till Sept 8, and one of the only places left where accommodation and cost of life are still affordable is Chisinau.
So once more, I think I gonna be back to moldovian routine this summer. There are worse places for a one-month-stay anyway. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec1V_PqrxnY
Doctor_Skank
06-19-08, 22:41
Siberia is highly enthralling.
It's at the top of my dream trips... Krasnoyarsk, Tomsk, Irkurst, Abakan (seems there's a HUGE quantity of gorgeous brunettes with Tatar backgrounds in Abakan), Omsk, Novossibirsk, ect.. all Siberia is good I think. Unfortunatly cost of lodging is a real problem in provincial Russia as it seems VERY difficult to find a flat for less than $100/day or a hotel for less than $150 ; it's a major turn-off for me.
I also have looong EE vacations scheduled this summer, from July 29 till Sept 8, and one of the only place left where accommodation and cost of life are still affordable is Chisinau.
So back to the moldovian routine this summer. There are worse places for a one-month-stay anyway. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec1V_PqrxnYLuka: I'm Transibing this fall, but it will be business and besides some hotel ho action I doubt I'll get the real flavor. Been to Novo before and was impressed with the females.
Prosal: I'm scared to go to Chis. Have enough trouble trying to keep Moscow, Petes, Odessa, Kiev and Sochi under wraps. I can't handle much more "involvement". They say a two front war is impossible to win, but 6 fronts?
OT ON
After driving for 14 hours , early morning, tired as horse, but I was still in mood to hit a night club, great session, bbbj,dfk and daty with a tip of 100 zloty-30 euro, but with deep in my mind this travel to russia, even a friendly polish girl here in Wroclaw did not give me the kind of smile I have when I had my feet in Russia...soon in Poland thread my report...
OT OFF
Thanks all....
Leonard Bach: I want at least visa for 3 months, so if I will have nice time an find an enough reasonable cheap place where to stay I won't to hurry back home,cause my turistic 30 days visa is ending....
Magistrat hotel 176 euro per day single room...too expensive for a long stay there for me...
I have to register only once as I get into Russia, or everytime I change city-region ?
Strav: I thougt lack of answers here, it was lack of interests and not of info, I will be glad too, once back home, to write the longest and better report I wrote in the my last 4 years in this forum, with ths trip to Sib, I am gonna have the travel of my life,I dreamed about it for long time...
Prosal: I noticed, very hard to find reasonable accomodation in Siberia, but so far as there the cost of living is cheaper, surely it exist cheap ones, the question is how to find them ? Cause the key it seems to be booking live there, from net I found only expensive ones and I do not like to go 7.000km far from home without knowing in advance I have a place where I will stay.
5 weeks in Moldova and you will have surely a lot of fun ( I wish you ;) ) at cheaper prices than in Siberia, I know it, but Sib and russian girls fascinate me so much... I cannot resist....great video btw...
Doc: Novo is one of the city I will visit as well..
So now soon I have to find my CD of rosetta stone russian course and to be a very good student, I have the feeling my knowledge of english will be me so helpfull as an ice cream at north pole....
I am trying to contact girls by luckylovers, nothing, by skype, something usefull I found, however the first question is, which period ?
Cause even if july-august will be warmer but I need still time to get business visa, to plan everything very good and most of all, thinking to hit university city....when exactly students after summer holidays will be back to university ? Beginning of september ? Later I will only find too cold weather there and maybe earlier empty city cause everybody in holidays. Some suggests guys ?
Prosal: I'm scared to go to Chis. Have enough trouble trying to keep Moscow, Petes, Odessa, Kiev and Sochi under wraps.
Chisinau is SO your scene (in term of freebies potential), you should try someday indeed.
Anyway I slept on my last night's post, and decided to break the routine this summer and leave the moldovian dyevs for a while. I bought a ticket for Tashkent this morning (!!!) and just book an apartment (us$ 650/month).
So off to Uzbekistan July 31 till Sept 9. :)
Luka, what about a extended weekend in Tashkent if you're in Siberia this summer ?
Ei,
But don't you were looking for a good place on the seaside.
Chisinau is SO you (I think), you should try someday indeed.
Anyway I slept on my last night's post and decided to break the routine this summer and leave the moldovian dyevs for a while. I bought a ticket for Tashkent this morning (!!!) and just book an apartment (us$ 650/month).
So off to Uzbekistan July 31 till Sept 9. :)
Luka, what about a extended weekend in Tashkent if you're in Siberia this summer ?
ei, but don't you were looking for a good place on the seaside
Tashkent has a great beach scene during summertime on the shores of Tcharvak Lake (the largest artificial lake of Central Asia, just 10 kms out of town) from what I've read.
Anyway I bought the ticket with a lot of excitement. Shit. An untouched FSU city with a population of 2.5 millions (almost 4x Chisinau) surely represent A LOT of willing dyevuskas.
:)
....Luka, what about a extended weekend in Tashkent if you're in Siberia this summer ?
Prosal, the friend I was together in Odessa, told me about Tashkent as heaven so well already 2 years ago... I think you was surely brave to change Kish with central asia and I am sure it worth it... You got a real bargain at 650$ one month, thinking to the sibir rate for accomodation.... I do not say no or yes, let me finish to enjoy this weekend in Wroclaw and be sure I will think about it....once home in 4-5 days I will write you pm...
Bye for now and thanks for invitation to join you ;)
Assimil: I was searching about seaside too,but I decided I will enjoy seaside at my home from now and then later let's enjoy top notch girls...
Leonard Bach
06-21-08, 11:10
Hi Lukashek,
Of course for long staying magistrat is expensive, then I recommend you to not waste time, find grilfriend (as I did) and you will have very cheap and comfortable accomm.
For 3 months staying better to apply for business visa, just you need more time (HIV test). As I know you only need one time registering to OVIR
I have seaside too where I live and I am already pretty tanned.
So the problem is not that.
It's only that I have some some dobts about capitals in August. As we know, university are closed, it's very hot, girls want to go to the sea, and so on.
And I already tried Kisinev and Minsk scenes in August.
But anyway, that doesn't mean that Prosal can have a good hunt in Taskent.
By my side, I didn't take a decision yet, but I think that, at the end, I will make a jump on Moldova, and than will take a look on the seaside in Ukraine.
Prosal, the friend I was together in Odessa, told me about Tashkent as heaven so well already 2 years ago... I think you was surely brave to change Kish with central asia and I am sure it worth it... You got a real bargain at 650$ one month, thinking to the sibir rate for accomodation.... I do not say no or yes, let me finish to enjoy this weekend in Wroclaw and be sure I will think about it....once home in 4-5 days I will write you pm...
Bye for now and thanks for invitation to join you ;)
Assimil: I was searching about seaside too,but I decided I will enjoy seaside at my home from now and then later let's enjoy top notch girls...
Assimil,
I agree with you and please, share with us your experience to travel in august ? How it was in august in Kis and Minsk ? City empty with girls in holiday I suppose, right ?
I am as you, yet I did not take decision, but I have to do it soon.
Btw so far my only one, but good contact in Sibir Irkutsk told me will be back in city after 23 august, she told me much better september to go there searching girls, but besides girls, I need her cause she can help me arrange hotel as well.
I think Prosal can do very good and honestly Tashkent still fascinates me....
From my point of view, very hard to decide....
Toptraveler1
06-23-08, 23:20
How was Minsk during this period?
Thx
I have seaside too where I live and I am already pretty tanned,
:)
so the problem is not that...
:)
It's only that I have some some dobts about capitals in August.
as we know, university are closed, it's very hot, girls want to go to the sea,
and so on...
and I already tried Kisinev and Minsk scenes in August...
but anyway,
that doesn't mean that Prosal can have a good hunt in Taskent.
by my side, I didn't take a decision yet, but I think that, at the end,
I will make a jump on Moldova, and than will take a look on the seaside in Ukraine
Minsk,
It was my first (and unique) visit: It was simply a. Disaster.
40 degrees, my best contacts out of the city,
Others finding excuses
(maybe they were angry that I didn't announce them I was arriving). I met only 2, and they didn't impressed me.
Food is not good, and expensive if compared with other e. E. Places, and also with w. E.
Many foreigners go to Lido, they call it bistrot, but it is a self service. It was 12-15 euros for my usual meal, and for example in Kisinev it's 5-7. Anyway, for the same meal, but worse in quality and quantity, if you go on some cafes (as they called, but referring maybe on the srvice) on Nimiga (on the river) you have to pay at least 20 euros, eating with a paper tablecloth. That means I can have a better and less expensive service even in Barcelona or Rome
Service in restaurant is not good and people who work there are not polite, and in small shops is the same.
I visited west world disco: very bad structure, with smell of "old"; few and uglies unconsiderables girls.
Impossible to hunt outside during the day with such a weather, and the city is big, so it's not easy to understand wich place to go.
And, to be sincere, I didn't see such beauties I was expecting to see, also after reading some reports here.
To conclude:
I escaped before than what I planned leaving the apartment already payed
On the other hand the city is clean, and ordered, streets and road are very large and this avoid traffic jam, even if there were lots of cars, and there were works in progress in the streets.
Under that point of view, it seem to be a develope country, maybe more than many western countries.
I appreciated that, but of course I went there for other reasons.
Assimil,
I agree with you and please, share with us your experience to travel in august ? How it was in august in Kis and Minsk ? City empty with girls in holiday I suppose, right ?
I am as you, yet I did not take decision, but I have to do it soon.
Btw so far my only one, but good contact in Sibir Irkutsk told me will be back in city after 23 august, she told me much better september to go there searching girls, but besides girls, I need her cause she can help me arrange hotel as well.
I think Prosal can do very good and honestly Tashkent still fascinates me....
From my point of view, very hard to decide....
Assimil thanks, very helpfull and definetely I understand how you had to feel after a travel that had to be full of girls and ending as it ends.
Good you shared it with us ;)
Doctor_Skank
06-27-08, 08:54
Anybody have any wh0re-happy or girl-friendly hotel recommendations for following cities:
Yekaterinburg (I'm thinking Park Hotel)
Krasnojarsk
Irkutsk
Looking for something slightly upscale, 4 star or so.
Member #2096
07-24-08, 14:44
Hello,
I am soon going to Zelenograd, just 50km out of Moscow. Any recommendations for hotels there. Are there nice bars there. Any girls there. I do not know anything about this city.
Tiffany
Stravinsky
07-24-08, 18:25
Not much happening in Zelenograd. There's a massage parlor and 1 or 2 girls who work out there. You're better off making the trip into Moscow.
Try this link for some basic info http://zlngrd.ru
Ufa isn't in Siberia, it's in the Urals.
I have also made the mistake of thinking everything east of the Urals is Siberia, but Siberia doesn't actually begin until Yekaterinburg. Actually just after Yekaterinburg. My innocent question almost started a fight between two Russian colleagues once while eating dinner in Yekaterinburg. The one insisited Yekaterinburg was the "gate to Siberia", while the other insisted Siberia began just outside of the city. They couldn't agree so we just drank vodka instead, which actually did come from Siberia.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Federal_District
I guess even Yakutia, Ulan Ude, and Khaborovsk aren't in the Siberian Federal District, population 20 mil. Even Tyumen, on the other side, isn't in Siberia, but I wouldn't bother with Tyumen anyway - I hear they're flooded with petrodollars. I've also heard that Tomsk is a blast because it's not on the Trans-Sib and it's full of students. For the true Russian co-ed experience, though, nothing beats Academgorodok, an academic city right outside of Novosibirsk (itself rather dismally Soviet). In that part of the world, you've got to think in terms of oil / gas / minerals / metals people / money - where there is none, the place is more fun. Some really dismal, out of the way places like the Nenets Peninsula in the Arctic Circle and Sakhalin, are as expensive as Moscow or more. An ESL teacher told me that by comparison, Khaborovsk has a native English-speaking population of less than 30 souls.
Seeing that most Moscow clubs have become sausage fests and decent girls even at the tochki are fetching more than 10K, my friend and I decided we need to relive the "good ole days" with a weekend trip to provincial Russia. We're looking for desperate hotties willing to do just about anything to get out of the shithole sovok city in which they live. Here are the constraints:
- must be within 3 hours flight from Moscow (preferably less, and serviced by S7)
- must be within Russia due to visa issues (not Belarus, not Ukraine)
- must have a 3* or better hotel/apartment, preferably a 2 bedroom job, that is tolerant of many different girls being brought in at all hours of the day or night
- must have decent restaurants/clubs for eating, drinking, chilling and scoping prey
- preferably a university town (me likes studentki!)
We're both conversant in Russian, so language is not an issue.
Thanks in advance for your suggestions!
Stravinsky
08-10-08, 06:19
Pizdyets,
You're right, it's time to broaden our horizons. You might try Yaroslavl. I've never been there so I can't speak from experience, but it meets all of your requirements, you don't even need to fly, just take the train. I have met some working girls in Moscow who live in Yaroslavl and commute to Moscow. Not sure about the desperate hotties, though. You might have to get to Goos Xrystahl for that.
The place I really want to see is a little town just beyond Yarosavl, called Ribinsk. If you go to love.mail.ru, and do your basic search for women 18 to 23, there are in inordinate number of them, for such a small town. Can't help but wonder what's going on.
Passepartout
08-16-08, 07:14
Pyzdiets,
One of my ex-girl friends was from Tver, and she told me that the city was full of young dievtchkis, especially when you go out for in disco.
One of the "directors" of my company, in the train on the way to St Pet, when we stopped at Tver told me "this is the best town to pick up girls, all men are working in Moscow, when you go out there is only girls and no men".
So, maybe it worths a visit? I went there but with my official second part so couldn't explore the city as I would like to, so I can't confirm.
Bad part is that hotels are an issue there.
Doctor_Skank
08-16-08, 18:16
Pyzdiets,
One of my ex-girl friends was from Tver, and she told me that the city was full of young dievtchkis, especially when you go out for in disco.
One of the "directors" of my company, in the train on the way to St Pet, when we stopped at Tver told me "this is the best town to pick up girls, all men are working in Moscow, when you go out there is only girls and no men".
So, maybe it worths a visit? I went there but with my official second part so couldn't explore the city as I would like to, so I can't confirm.
Bad part is that hotels are an issue there.I think you hit the nail on the head.
Actually ANYWHERE is really great if you can get out of Moscow and have 7-10 days to relax somewhere else.
Biggest headache is accomodation. Flats are kind of difficult to find and often nothing special. Still, they are generally better than hotels which are either flea-ridden dumps or overpriced remonted dumps, not to mention security issues. Note I am not talking about your security, but rather running the gauntlet with your girl passed security. It's all doable of course, but isn't always the "less-expensive Moscow" people are hoping for. But worth the effort nonetheless, I've always enjoyed my jaunts into the boonies.
One of my ex-girl friends was from Tver, and she told me that the city was full of young dievtchkis, especially when you go out for in disco.
Hey Passepartout,
Yeah, I've met a couple girls from Tver and they were real sweethearts. I still have the number for one of them and will ask her about the nightlife scene there. Will report back if I learn anything interesting...
Seeing that most Moscow clubs have become sausage fests and decent girls even at the tochki are fetching more than 10K, my friend and I decided we need to relive the "good ole days" with a weekend trip to provincial Russia. We're looking for desperate hotties willing to do just about anything to get out of the shithole sovok city in which they live. Here are the constraints:
- must be within 3 hours flight from Moscow (preferably less, and serviced by S7)
- must be within Russia due to visa issues (not Belarus, not Ukraine)
- must have a 3* or better hotel/apartment, preferably a 2 bedroom job, that is tolerant of many different girls being brought in at all hours of the day or night
- must have decent restaurants/clubs for eating, drinking, chilling and scoping prey
- preferably a university town (me likes studentki!)
We're both conversant in Russian, so language is not an issue.
Thanks in advance for your suggestions!Try Nizhny Novgorod.
Great student scene, some good bars and tolerant hotels. I've been using rambler.ru to hook up before going there and now have a nice couple of dyevs that I can call on. Bar 52 near the university is a studentka paradise, particularly if you speak Russian. There are a few other bars down around Gorki Square and along the river that are pretty good, and one of the strip bars is called "strip bar". Saw the best breasts I've ever seen live there.
Good luck,
Cheers
Try Yoshkar-Ola. It's an overnight train ride or a 1-1/2 hour plane ride from Moscow. Women outnumber men there, there is little good work, and a lot of women are dying to get out, so they will do almost anything for the hope of leaving. I have gotten numerous freebies there.
Seeing that most Moscow clubs have become sausage fests and decent girls even at the tochki are fetching more than 10K, my friend and I decided we need to relive the "good ole days" with a weekend trip to provincial Russia. We're looking for desperate hotties willing to do just about anything to get out of the shithole sovok city in which they live. Here are the constraints:
- must be within 3 hours flight from Moscow (preferably less, and serviced by S7)
- must be within Russia due to visa issues (not Belarus, not Ukraine)
- must have a 3* or better hotel/apartment, preferably a 2 bedroom job, that is tolerant of many different girls being brought in at all hours of the day or night
- must have decent restaurants/clubs for eating, drinking, chilling and scoping prey
- preferably a university town (me likes studentki!)
We're both conversant in Russian, so language is not an issue.
Thanks in advance for your suggestions!
Seeing that most Moscow clubs have become sausage fests and decent girls even at the tochki are fetching more than 10K, my friend and I decided we need to relive the "good ole days" with a weekend trip to provincial Russia. We're looking for desperate hotties willing to do just about anything to get out of the shithole sovok city in which they live. Here are the constraints:
- must be within 3 hours flight from Moscow (preferably less, and serviced by S7)
- must be within Russia due to visa issues (not Belarus, not Ukraine)
- must have a 3* or better hotel/apartment, preferably a 2 bedroom job, that is tolerant of many different girls being brought in at all hours of the day or night
- must have decent restaurants/clubs for eating, drinking, chilling and scoping prey
- preferably a university town (me likes studentki!)
We're both conversant in Russian, so language is not an issue.
Thanks in advance for your suggestions!
Go to Ufa man.
Was there in April.
* Two decent hotels and another on the way.
* S7 just started service there.
* Two or three excellent clubs there from which to pick up studenki (A-Cafe, Prospect and Jet)
* REALLY impressive selection of women. A real cross roads giving you Tatar influence, Bashkiri, Nordic Russians....... it' great.
See my post on this thread #512
Yaroslav, Tver, Nizhny Novgorod, Yoshkar-Ola or Ufa ??
I agree with Doc, anywhere out of Moscow can be great, but where it will be better ?
There is really no difference when you go out of Moscow or some cities are cheaper in accomodation prices, have more students or better sex scene ?
In about one month I will finally go back to Russia for 3rd time, I gave up with Irkutsk, too far, but surely I will not spend much time in the capital looking my money disappear for just a piece of pussy.
Tver is ok, just 160km from Moscow, you can check it in 2 days, but then where ?
Three possibilities:
Ufa ? I liked the report of Jake993...
Yoshkar-Ola? In my home city, I got very nice sex with a pro from this city, very friendly even if she was very nice and with so many customers, she was busy most of the time.
Tomsk ? The so called city students for the number of university ?
Should I choose at random or what ?
Sooner I decide, more time to work looking for contacts in net I have.
Thanks....
P.S. nobody suggested Murmansk, but it is city that fascinated me and I guess not many westerners mongers go so much to the north :)
Luka, why not Tashkent?
I must admit that the non-pro scene is not as wild and fruitful as in Moldova and surely provincial Russia (yet still great), but apartments rentals are easy to find and dirt cheap ($500/month), running costs are next to nothing, city is clean, green, secure, enjoyable and carries an insane numbers of goorgeous and tall women of all ethnicities (tatars, persians/iranians, north russians, asians, ect and all-in-between) wrapped-up in too short dresses and stilettos, regular nightlife is good even on weekdays and the whole place is literally crawling with pros or occasionals and with places to meet them (there's not less than three huge freelancers discos with everyday 50 to 100 working girls in each).
Tashkent is a good option indeed. I'm there since almost four weeks (two more to go) and don't regret a single second my choice.
I already even think about coming back here next summer. :)
Luka, why not Tashkent?
Tashkent is a good option indeed.
Prosal,
I think the original question was limited to locations WITHIN Russia (or maybe no) but since you brought up Tashkent, I though I would pose the question about Ashgabat. I have floated the notion out there a few times over the past few weeks and have gotten precious little feedback. The tried looking at the T-stan forum and there is precious little info.
Does ANYONE have any recent info about mongering in T-stan (Turkmenistan) and in particular Ashgabat? I am going in a few weeks on business and (true to my boy-scout roots) would like to "be prepared".
Cheers,
Jake
Prosal Jake993 is right, within Russia, why ?
For more reasons, first of all, I checked right now, 1.100 euro to fly till Tashkent VS less than 300 euro to Moscow. Yes, once there, surely cheaper in Uzbekistan than in Russia, however I have no idea how Uzbek girl looks like, if I will like them or not.
Prosal you did not post pictures....please do it ;) ... and the Uzbek girls I saw in random search in mail.ru they are not the kind of looking I like enough to go till there, but I agree, for one month in summer, actually I will travel about end of september, Tashkent can be good and maybe next summer we will meet there.
Also I would like to travel a little and to see more than one city in this travel and about one thing I am sure....no matter in which city in Russia I will go... I will surely love all the girls there :)
I really cannot wait....
Sorry Luka for this hijacking about Tashkent. I thought you were looking (as I am) for a good old Soviet lifestyle of drunken debauchery at low cost within FSU.
Anyway re : Uzbek women. I am admittily not as well travelled in EE as most guys here, as I have focused on Brasil and travelled there extensively for almost fifteen years and discovered Moldova and Romania only three years ago, but there is in Tashkent a higher ratio of outrageoulsy hot women than in any other place I can think of or have been to, Chisinau included.
I have a fascination for tatar brunettes yet, which is the largest ethnic group here, before north russian and then asian, so my opinion is maybe not totally objective. :)
Pros my fascination is for tall, slim, blond hair, light eyes, little sexy ass and totally shaved pussy with big lips ;)
15 years in Brazil ? Good to know, I am thinking about it in the autumn, I will probably write you pm and for now, keep on enjoying Tashk, have fun, bye ;)
Pros my fascination is for tall, slim, blond hair, light eyes, little sexy ass and totally shaved pussy with big lips
http://www.chantily.com.br/saopaulo/garotas/loiras.htm
Lukasek - these are all girls from Sao Paulo, Brazil. And the further south in Brazil you go, the blonder they get. I travel to Brazil about 6 times year alternating with FSU. It's a hard life.
Check out the Brazil forum or PM me for more details.
Jake
Jackie thanks for the link, I never thought brazilian garotas could be so blond, the only time I was there, was in Recife, almost no one light skin, too bad for me after twice in Russia, I missed the typical russian devushka soo much...
I always thought the only thing missing in Russia was the atmospere you get only in the city in front of the ocean where almost all the time you see girls in bikini or very little dressed.
I almost decided the cities to hit in Russia, I am looking for the agency where to buy business visa and after Russia I will write you surely PM with some questions about Brazil :)
However how do you compare Brazil VS Russia? Where did you get more fun and the highest number of GFE ? Where you would like to spend more time ?
Obrigado ;)
Bez Bezarra
08-30-08, 00:45
1.100 euro to fly till Tashkent VS less than 300 euro to Moscow. Yes, once there, surely cheaper than Russia, however I have no idea how Uzbek girl looks like, if I will like them or not.
Prosal you did not post pictures....please do it ;) ... and the Uzbek girls I saw in random search in mail.ru they are not the kind of looking I like enough to go till there, but I agree, for one month in summer, actually I will travel about end of september, Tashkent can be good and maybe next summer we will meet there.
Also I would like to travel a little and to see more than one city in this travel and about one thing I am sure....no matter in which city in Russia I will go... I will surely love all the girls there :)
I really cannot wait....
Sally will surely argue, that we can't simply go by random mail.ru searching, to judge what they look like, because if you just compare the cultures, eastern russian, or even persian ethnic, or some mix of the two, you have mostly fit and healthy young ladies ages 18 to 23, who even in a place like Tehran, once down to their skivvies, are for the most part very hot, and sweet on top of that, so there is very little to complain about.
Compare that to the ever increasing percentage of miserable cows found in the west, or the ethnic indiginous indian culture which is the majority in latin and south american countries, and its just not even close, in the hotness factor. Not saying that there aren't tons of hot latin women, but that's mostly due to their proportion of european ancestry, not the mestizo or afro genetics. And also, not saying that many mongers do prefer those traits, I just don't happen to be of that persuasion, and at the moment, we are here on this thread talking about what makes pussy in Uzbekistan tantalizing enough to justify the long trip.
As far as summer though, my old friend/agent at Uz Air highly recommends springtime, really April, for incomparably comfortable weather, AND a proliferation of blooming flowers across those lands. And by flowers, I do mean the young ladies in heat unfolding their rose petals to waft the sweet aroma of punany into the male population's nostrils to initiate fertilization. There's also a flood of actual blooming plant life, if you're into botany. :p
Other than his own personal reasons or timing of his holiday, not sure why Mr. Sally, or anyone, would prefer +37 degree July for a Central Asian getaway, when spring or even fall is delightfully pleasant weather. Though one obvious plus for summer is the aquapark, especially if its outdoors. I can personally attest however, that last November, when it was 7 degrees in Russia, the indoor waterpark I was hitting twice a week to swim my laps for exercise in the pool, was full every day of hot girls in thongs. They might not have been toasty hot from sunburn, but with their boobs and pubes bursting out of too-tight bikinis, it took all my willpower just to keep my tongue from dragging the floor in that heavenly place. :D
Bez Bezarra
08-31-08, 12:24
In Russia, I look for the agency where to buy business visa
And when I say a registered company, I do NOT mean the travel agent.
I mean the business that invites you must be registered with the Ministry of Travel.
And subsequently, the reason WHY they invite YOU should be clear, because you're also required to write as such on your application.
How much the consular office visa reviewer actually cares or pays attention to the details may be a completely different story though. They may scrutinize every word for accuracy, or totally ignore what's on the forms because their interest may solely be the payment you've attached, so that once they recognise that your travel agent who prepared the documents is on their list of "paid up to date" authorized, (that is, their regualr bribe payments are not past due), they just stamp the forms and print your visa.
But I have no access to this knowledge.
Thankie Bezzie ;)
I am only guessing if the recents problems in Georgia could affect to obtain business visa or not ?
not sure anyone, would prefer +37 degree July for a Central Asian getaway, when fall is delightfully pleasant weather that my old friend/agent highly recommends.
Bez
You should post this tip in the Lonely Planet Forum. It's a pretty good recommandation for backpackers who want visiting Silk Roads cities a la fresco, but not for a monger. Fall is not a great season to go to Tashkent. Outdoors swimming pools (incl. Aquapark and Radisson, which was already semi-deserted today), hip cafe terasses as JSmockers, the hip outdoor club KTKomba, ect, all close around 15 September as it's the beginning of cold and rainy season. Since a few days have arrived the first cold winds and the first clouds BTW.
May is not that great also from what I've been told from GFs and dyevs randomly met at the pool, yet your "old friend/agent" in Creston, Iowa, is surely a better adviser.
June, July (even if it's the most scorching hot month of the year) and August are for a monger definitely the best monthes to go to Tashkent. I personnaly prefer scorching heat, outdoor pools packed with tiny bikinis and cafe terraces crawling with ultra short skirts and too tiny dresses than rain and coats.
Bez Bezarra
09-08-08, 02:26
Bez
You should post in Lonely Planet for backpackers but not for a monger.
Aquapark was already semi-deserted today, it's the beginning of cold season.
May is not great, your agent in Creston, Iowa, is surely a better adviser.
I prefer scorching heat.
Clueless as usual, perhaps you should let the membership, rather than one disappointment like yourself, decide whether my posts belong here or not.
But its no surprise that you react exactly as I predicted, that you'd get all insulted and revengeful, instead of making a real contribution and bringing a few photos of your adventure to share with your brothers. Maybe its just all hot air, you know, the kind you prefer, that you're blowing around, that's the real reason behind your lack of initiative. After all, if they really are ugly, or even more pathetic, if you're just creating all these incredibly awesome girlfriends for us to read about so members will pretend to envy you and your bloated ego, well, let the reader beware!
Even more interesting that you'd mention you're home town in Iowa, some bumfuck pork farm that only you've heard of, as the supposed location of my travel agent, who, sorry to blow the lid off your great insult theory, but Neela Farajian actually does work in an office in Manhatten for Uzbekistan Airways out of JFK, though she's from Urgench, not Iowa.
If anyone can read, I never said that September is best, I said that springtime is much better weather, FOR NORMAL PEOPLE who don't prefer scorching heat. I don't know, maybe its just from living in Florida, where its so fucking hot most of the time, that when I take a vacation, I actually prefer nice cool afternoons and crispy nights.
Pretty much a waste of space to argue about the weather, too bad you weren't soaking up the sun in Inagua this morning, in their scorching salt ponds and 140 mph hurricane winds courtesy of Ike. I'm certain that would be enough to blow up a few skirts for ya!
....instead of making a real contribution and bringing a few photos of your adventure to share with your brothers....
Finally we had one senior member went to Tashkent, not for 1 or 2 week, but for 6 weeks, everybody waiting to see many photos of the city and the girls or at least few photos and... no one single small photo ???
Prosal I give 10' cause you was brave to decide to went there all alone for such long time without having here serious, long update report about Tashkent but...you could kindly share much more infos and mainly photos with us....
you could kindly share much more infos with us.....
Luka I posted a decent quantity of infos on the Uz section ... no need to elaborate IMHO, especially here in the russian thread.
In a few words Tashkent is great, and I personally don't see any reason for a monger for NOT going there (in the summer monthes preferably, despite what sanguinily claims our distinguished Doctor of Climatobezology).
Anywy what kind of timorous and undecided mongers need an excessive amount of infos to venture beyond the frontiers of over-tapped destinations and mass-prostitution mecquas ? ...are we pioneers or are we pussies ? :)
... ...are we pioneers or are we pussies ? :)
A very good question, I agree Prosal, you are pioneer for sure and me ? I will try to answer very soon, cause for me it is almost time to use my suitcases.... ;) Finally !
cause for me it is almost time to use my suitcases.... ;) Finally !
Great. What you intend to do is the very core of the pionner elite monger mission. What will be your schedule finally ?
Provincial Russia is n°1 on my to-do list for the next one-month trip, even if I somehow miss brasileiras I must admit, and could easily see myself on a Sao Paulo Litoral Norte beach - the best beach scene in Brasil - in February. Anyway it could very well be Krasnodar. A single search on mail.ru with "Krasnodar - women - aged 18/25 - with photos" gives an insane numbers of outrageously gorgeous women. Gotta go back to Tashkent also, definitively (only in summer lol).
Report and take photos ok, or Mollha Bez, Minister of Deontology (and occasionnaly renowned Climatologist) gonna report you to Jackson for the Banned Users Hall of Shame for deficiency in monger's obligations. ;)
Great. What you intend to do is the very core of the pionner elite monger mission. What will be your schedule finally ?
...
I let my schedule a bit secret, cause I am sure, I will not get info here...first cause 2 of 3 cities I want to visit never been reported here and second, cause it seems even those who went to provincial Russia, they do not share these precious infos with the forum....so why should I do first ? :)
Right now back from a dinner with my friends.... we spoke all the time about Brazil-Rio but even if I should go there in end of the year, probably I will be still in south america at the beginning of new year.... it could be very funny to drink a beer together you in San Paolo in winter instead of the beer we had to drink in Tashkent in summer ;)
P.S. I saw almost every single city above half milion of inhabitants give out a huge number of top notch in simple search in mail.ru.... I am sure, one could also choose at random which city to visit and he will never been disappointed....however yes, I am disappointed I did not was enough brave to join your offer to go together to Tashkent ;)
Yaroslav, Tver, Nizhny Novgorod, Yoshkar-Ola or Ufa ??
I agree with Doc, anywhere out of Moscow can be great, but where it will be better ?I live in Yaroslavl and can show whoever around in exchange for a paid subscription to this site. I got a 7-8 19 year old who claimed to have 6 months of experience (probably less) on Friday (5 Sep '08) for 1400p/hour (about $60). She was a nice little fuck. I ate her out because it was early in the evening and she claimed that she hadn't had sex that day. Yaroslavl is a university city and good for sarging. A few friends showed up and got mingers for 1000p/hour, and sex can be had for as little as 900p/hour now that some budget place has opened up. I have a 1-room flat here. Well-equipped saunas go for 500p/hour. 2000p/hour will buy you a 24yo single mom in Hotel Utah. Please don't whinge about me not posting photos. I really can't be bothered to. Ironically, hookers tend to be camera shy and camsluts tend to be unwilling to agree to p4p. That's just the way it goes.
Guys,
I found nothing on Perm - Ural.
Thankie Bezzie ;)
I am only guessing if the recents problems in Georgia could affect to obtain business visa or not ?
The biggest new visa changes are that:
1. you can't get a visa in a country other than your own and where you aren't registered without waiting for 2 weeks
2. you have to leave Russia every 90 days (I don't think this applies to many here)
Blaked I could come to Yaroslav too, 3 hours by train from Moscow ?
And I will be happy to meet you and your girls and to get infos about city too, how much do you want ? The subscription here ? I do not like to pay in advance, specially if I never met and I do not know whom I pay.
Guys I will be in Penza for a couple of weeks. Does anybody know if it's a good town for getting a horny pretty GFE? How's women attitude in that town toward foreign men?
Any tip is welcome.
Member #4369
09-24-08, 12:56
Greetings, guys,
I'm here in Ekaterinburg for two weeks--I found Gordon's which was dead, and the web resources I tried only have russian speaking girls.
Anyone out there have any recent intelligence, the best bars to meet semi's?
Thanks,
RP
Member #2096
09-25-08, 12:52
Hi,
Unfortunately I have to go to this place, Nizhniy Novgorod for 5 weeks. Is there any action there going on. I heard the place sucks in general. Any good hotels there. I looked on the internet and the only decent hotel looks Nicola House.
How about the central Nizhniy Novgorod hotel. Are there bars near. Does anybody speak English in this town. My Russian ability is zero so I guess I can expect to get ripped off everywhere like in Moscow.
Tiffany
Greetings, guys,
I'm here in Ekaterinburg for two weeks--I found Gordon's which was dead, and the web resources I tried only have russian speaking girls.
Anyone out there have any recent intelligence, the best bars to meet semi's?
Thanks,
RP
There are bars, but I didn't go to any. I am aware they exist :)
The street over near the Park Inn, Mamina-Sibiryaka is a well known walking street.
Was there last month :D
Hi,
Unfortunately I have to go to this place, Nizhniy Novgorod for 5 weeks. Is there any action there going on. I heard the place sucks in general. Any good hotels there. I looked on the internet and the only decent hotel looks Nicola House.
How about the central Nizhniy Novgorod hotel. Are there bars near. Does anybody speak English in this town. My Russian ability is zero so I guess I can expect to get ripped off everywhere like in Moscow.
Tiffany
Its Russia, it can't be so bad for women. For hotels, thats another story.
Will be there in a couple weeks week, drop me a PM if you want to go sight seeing :)
I arrived 7 days ago....just a short report before to write one longer when I will be at home, even if it is a city of 1 milion inhabitants at the beginning of week you get really boring, I met with 5 girsl from mail.ru, but 3 of them are muslims, not easy going, yesterday first time I got sex, 4 times in 12 hours, with a normal girl, amazing, she fucked me non stop, then I got one in brothels for 3500 rubles and one from mail.ru student for 2000 rubles, pretty cheap city,but if you are alone, you have the problem to kill the time, in 6 days I will be back to Moscow and then I think to try Tver' and if I will get boring,maybe Volgograd, if somebody want to join me or he is for business in another city and want just to meet to hunt together write me a PM, for me every city it is the same, I have still 75 days to finish my business Visa.....so far, as Strav said ;) stastlivo
Doctor_Skank
10-13-08, 20:59
I arrived 7 days ago....just a short report before to write one longer when I will be at home, even if it is a city of 1 milion inhabitants at the beginning of week you get really boring, I met with 5 girsl from mail.ru, but 3 of them are muslims, not easy going, yesterday first time I got sex, 4 times in 12 hours, with a normal girl, amazing, she fucked me non stop, then I got one in brothels for 3500 rubles and one from mail.ru student for 2000 rubles, pretty cheap city,but if you are alone, you have the problem to kill the time, in 6 days I will be back to Moscow and then I think to try Tver' and if I will get boring,maybe Volgograd, if somebody want to join me or he is for business in another city and want just to meet to hunt together write me a PM, for me every city it is the same, I have still 75 days to finish my business Visa.....so far, as Strav said ;) stastlivoKeep fighting the good fight Luka! Killing time is what you have to do in the provinces... in between dating and fucking, try to go to a museum or something every now and then and forget about women for an hour or two... otherwise they'll drive you mad!
Not sure on my schedule next week, but I will keep you informed.
Keep fighting the good fight Luka! Killing time is what you have to do in the provinces... in between dating and fucking, try to go to a museum or something every now and then and forget about women for an hour or two... otherwise they'll drive you mad!
Not sure on my schedule next week, but I will keep you informed.
I did not under estimate nothing but to get boring doc.....I thought I could get problem with russian language, finding nice place, finding cheap and great sex....I found everything so easily besides how to kill the time....so funny,so sad.....
Not neither sure if there is a museum here.....never seen such a ugly city with such nice top notch girls, actually I find the prices so cheap, I guess if they are doing me discount or what ? ;)
This evening...for the forum and...yes for myself too, I will test my knowledge of russian trying to find tochka :)))))))))))
19 october I fly to moscow and by train to Tver'...then I am free :)
European Paul
10-14-08, 21:56
In 20 and 21 I will be in Sergei Posad (two days before and two after I will be in Moscow): any suggestions about what to c/go/find girls?
Thank you
I have still 75 days .....so far, as Strav said ;) stastlivo
I'm jealous. Two monthes roaming and lingering in provincial Russia is a dream trip indeed. Right on Luka !!
If you could get infos for apartment rentals in Ufa and in the other cities you'll visit (will you hit Krasnodar ?) it woud be great.
....be sure I will not able to resist to stay another month here if I will not find a "girlfriend" or a buddy to hunt together....I am still guess how you did almost 2 months in Tashkent to not get boring and to kill the time, but maybe it is also a matter of weather, it rains every single day here and cold too, I am sure even Ufa in summer it is much more pleasent place where to stay.
Any suggests where I can go not much far from Moscow after Tver' ? Volgograd ?
I did no ask about flat, cause I really scare the owner can come to my flat with a second key when I am in the city, this is why I prefer to pay a bit more, but to feel more safe, even if to take tochka to hotel it is not the easiest thing to do even considering a basic knowledge of russian.....
....be sure I will not able to resist to stay another month here if I will not find a "girlfriend" or a buddy to hunt together....I am still guess how you did almost 2 months in Tashkent to not get boring and to kill the time, but maybe it is also a matter of weather, it rains every single day here and cold too, I am sure even Ufa in summer it is much more pleasent place where to stay.
Any suggests where I can go not much far from Moscow after Tver' ? Volgograd ?
I did no ask about flat, cause I really scare the owner can come to my flat with a second key when I am in the city, this is why I prefer to pay a bit more, but to feel more safe, even if to take tochka to hotel it is not the easiest thing to do even considering a basic knowledge of russian.....To me interesting cities seem Krasnodar, Rostov na Don, Saratov and Ekaterinenburg.
Stravinsky
10-16-08, 00:30
Any suggests where I can go not much far from Moscow after Tver' ? Volgograd ?Lukasek, If I were you, and I had the time and a car and was just sort of driving around in the area north of Moscow looking for something to do, I would definately check out Yaroslavl.
удача!
Thanks so maybe around moscow, will be enough cheap sex and not to have to travel for much time...it seems actually ufa tver' on sunday....we will see....finally i am getting used to be in russia,but hey it took me about 10 days...
6:04 in Ufa....my tochka went to his normal job right now, yeah, she works as tochka only when she needs more money,but she has a normal job,she takes care of a company of shops here in Ufa, she has her own car,but not long time ago she bought a flat, so she needs more money than her normal job gives her....but it is another story that belongs to the second part of this so long report....
I will divide it about Ufa in 4 parts,first week,second, brief guide to Ufa and the conclusion....let's start
Monday 6 october
With my driver went to domodedovo...but towards there I asked him, is it a city too domodedovo ? He said yes, so I asked him to go to see it.....once there I thought....tochka is everywhere da ? We stop close to taxi drivers and I asked how much about it, they said that tochka very good is 3000 rubles till morning.....so...so close to Moscow,another way to get cheap sex with a surely friendly girl, I guess if I am the only one going to domodedovo think about it lol
The airport looks new,big,nice but the secure control are nothing....why ? I got a bottle of pepsi cola full of half, i put it inside my hand luggage and the police woman asked me,what is this ? I answered a pepsi a bought a while ago,she said you cannot bring it, I said, hey it is only pepsi, she thought a bit and then said ok......and the woman before me had inside hand luggage a gel shower and they looked at it and said nothing......but yes, they controlled my passport for 5 minutes.....what the naive controls at domodedovo....
Another bad thing, I went to office of s7 airlines to ask how much they charge if i change my return date, the woman told me, I do not speak english, we are in russia i speak russian.......typical russian service,mainly cause even those who do not speak english seems not in the mood to help you, they are so lazy, they hate to work,they want to do nothing more than wait to time pass till they end to work....
Second bad thing, many flights were delayed or deleted I almost scare mine too.....
The flight with s7 was good, the plane looked very new but the food was shit, I took chicken food that taste as rubber....so I only drunk coffee... I am too young to be poisoned lol
I arrived to the privat hotel my friend from Moscow founded me, it is so small has only 6 bedrooms,the price not so cheap, 2700 rubles per day,but very new,actually they built in may and as I noticed immediately it is only 1 minutes from the top notch Klub in the city, Jet Klub.
Fast shower and I was into the klub,there were neither than 10 customer, the disco at third floor closed, I killed the time writing sms to my friends at my home town.....but I immediately understood that even in a capital of 1 million person the problem is to kill the time at the beginning of the week...
When I was in the elevator, it was with me a man that asked me where i am from, when I answered him,he smiled and said, it is my dream to go there, what you do here and so on....he spoke only russian,so i did not understand very well where he works,but he gave me his visit card, he was a son of one politic here in Ufa,he dressed very elegant, he told me,now you are my guest,i show you the city....he took me with his lexus to Akafe, he was drunk, too much and he wanted to pay all for me, at the beginning was nice thing,but then i started to get afraid when he asked me many times in which hotel I live, cause he told me, I will go there and say you are my friend, you will pay nothing.... I asked why ? He told me.....let's say I am friend of Mafia here in Ufa and mafia is friend of me, if you have problem with everybody,just show my visit card and say you are my friend.....
Actually it can seems funny to you now sitting in your home, but for me it was a bit different, together a unknown man totally drunk without know if i could trust him or not, he wanted me to get drunk too, i said i have problem to my liver i cannot drink, he said, you answer to me no ? So you are not my friend and if you are not my friend, so you are as my enemy, nobody in Ufa tell me no.....so I drunk a bit but I was already thinking how to leave him in friendly way,cause the center of Ufa is not so big and I did not want to meet him again.
So I went to toilet and stayed there about 30 minutes smoking a couple fo cigarettes, when I got out, i told him I vomit and it was to be very bad, it was only a lie obviously,but he realized I could vomit maybe inside his Lexus too going to anoter one klub,so in a while he told me, i take you to your hotel...the problem i did not want to make him to know where my hotel is......so i said to him, leave me in front of baskortostan hotel, i live there. He did and i only went to lobby bar and after 5 minutes i was out in taxi going to my real hotel.......unbelievable as something so innocent as to start talking with somebody can change in bad way when you are far from home....so far i still no more see him and i hope to no see him,even if i promised him to call him. He asked many times to get my telephone number, i gave him a false one.
Maybe he was not really dangerous for me, he could easily give me girls and whatever i need, but who knows, when he said he was friend of mafia, i thought no need to get in trouble for pussy,specially 4.000km from home alone.....
Tuesday 7 october
I slept till afternoon cause it rains all the day, at the 19:00 I met with one of my 22 contacts from mail.ru. I got a second meeting at 21:00, so I said to the first one I was tired even if she wanted to go to dance together, but the second one was much more nice and younger but.....once I was in the taxi going to meet the second one, she wrote me sms she wanted to meet but she no more cannot....shit !
So I was alone in tinkoff with as usually at the beginning of the week only couple of customers.
Luckily another one conctact I wrote she wrote me asking what I am doing....she told me she cannot meet with me cause she worked...I asked where...she said i am stripper in night club.....what a nice thing LOOOOL, she wrote me the address and i went there. The place is the objeckt,every driver knows it, it is a small brothel, the girls dance and you decide if you put inside her slip money or not.
I drunk 3 beers and I took champange, an italian one, Gancia Asti, that I know very well, actually very good one and I spent only 2100 rubles.
Before to go I thought....shit,but where are the bedroom here ?
So I called my contact from mail.ru and she told me,that the price for 60 minutes of sex is 3500 rubles, but she is the nicest one and she wanted from me 10.000......I thought, let's play with another one and not with me, I called the manager and I asked what the fuck is the price here, she said 3500 rubles, I told that one wanted from me 10 thousands, she immediately went to talk with her and back to me said,now you can get her for usual price.
I said,i do not want her anymore,do you have a thin blonde or not here ? The manager told me,wait, I will call friend to bring one for you.
I drunk a coca cola then after 15 minutes arrived a cute blond, I paid the 3500 rubles and once in bedroom she told me everything obviously is with rubber.....do you believe I went till Ufa to get oral with condom ??? LOL
I told her, from the 3500 i paid, i guess you get no more than 1500rubles, here you have another 1500 rubles and maybe i give then my mobile phone phone and tomorrow in the afternoon you can get again 3000 rubles....so the oral will be how ?
She smiled and I got a very nice oral, just a ordinary sex and went to sleep......as second day not bad,even if....it rains non stop.....
Wensday 8 october
Finally my best contact from mail.ru arrived to Ufa I met with her, 28yo 170cm 54kg, very nice, she is a teacher in university, we wrote daily mails for one month, she was my best contact, almost the only one reason I went in the middle of nowhere called Ufa.....we meet and went to tinkoff where i got the feeling she saw me as a friend.....nice conversation,but at 22:00 she told me she went to sleep. I was pretty disappointed,but ok, I went again to jet klub where they already took me as good guest,few beers and in bedroom try to sleep with enough bad-sad mood.
Thursday 9 october
I met at the morning with the first contact and at same time I wrote sms to another 10 differents contacts, half of them answered me, some said no time to meet, some maybe next week.....I very soon realized you need many conctacts, cause once you are at your home, they have no problem to give you their phone number but once you are in the city, they are afraid or simple they played with you and maybe they have boyfriend or so on.
I met then with my best contact, she showed me shopping center MIR where are really tons of nice girls, but at 19:00 my best contact told me she went to sleep, when she said goodbye i tried to kiss her but she said it is too soon........what the fuck ? 1 month of daily mails, she thought I came till Ufa only for her and she played as princess.....i was so pissed off.....I went to internet coffee center and I connected to skype where I found on line another contact from Ufa, I wrote with her and in 30 minutes we met, she took me to disco Car-men where they plays latin-america music, she was friendly and nice, but a bit overweight for me, so once out of disco, I said to her goodbye and went to check the lobby bar at hotel baskortostan where there were only 4 old pro.
So again to Jet Klub where I saw there was very strict face control, the big man at the door said no to 4 nice girls, so I was afraid no disco for me tonight.....after a while, he obviously said not to me too, when a woman close to him,the owner or something like that told to him:” on uzhe byl zdhes” ( he already was here), I smiled and I got into....from that moment I think I was one of the few customer that no more had to “fight” the face control even with nike tennis shoes,in the afternoon, but ok, they saw me many times with Prada at the evening so they forgive me my casual dressing at afternoon lol
The disco was crowded of nice girls, but I felt really lonely and sad mood for the stupid cold behaviour of my best contact, so I went to sleep and it was a very big mistake, but...if you are with a buddy everything is nice, if alone,it is hard sometimes...
Friday 10 october
At the morning I got a sms from my best contact, she wrote me these exactly words:
“I like you Luke,as my best friend or my brother,you are very close to me.But I think it is not enough for you.As for me i am happy at this level”
Useless I said to her many bullshit, she told it is not strange I wanted to make love with her, but so far as she is muslim she never go to make love in such little time, useless i said i came till Ufa only for her....she said me, let's to meet, next time in december of january you will come to Ufa again we will MAYBE sleep together......what ???????
I smiled so much i guess they listen me till Vladivostok.......golden rule, never trust you are gonna to put your tongue inside a pussy till you will not really with a tongue under her clitoris....no matter if you wrote with her for 1 day or 30 days.....nothing is sure and they care nothing to make you do 8.000km.......so i simple delete her fucking number and tried to afford my obviously sad mood....
In the afternoon I met with another one in tinkoff and at the evening i planned to meet another one from the always mail.ru in jet disco.
We met at restaurant and we drunk really a lot, she spoke only russian, but as I noticed, my russian got day after day very good, i no more spent time to meet or to to search somebody who speaks english in ufa, it is only a mission impossible, better to use energy to speak russian directly.
After a couple of hours with her, she said what you want to do Luke ?
I said...hey I like you so much....why we do not take a shower together ? LOL
She said, it is ok for me, but i have no work, i study at university, i am only 19yo and i need money, is it a problem for you to give me 2.000 rubles ? I thought.....with 54 euro I never buy a pizza in Moscow here i can have sex with her.....maybe i get very boring in ufa but sometimes i love this city :)
It was just sex,good but nothing very wonderful, i just write that she wanted to do oral with condom and it was enough +500 rubles to convince her to do it without.....very expensive city LOL
Saturday 11 october
I met for second time with another muslim, here many muslims, nothing against them, but the muslims girls even if they drink alcool as men do they are not easy going,specially baskiria and tartars.
I suggest her to go to sauna, she said,ok but hey we will dress bathing suite,ok,no problem even if i was pretty sure my dick could jump easily out of it LOL
It was sauna in street zorge and name kul tau, very nice sauna, we got 2 hours of privat sauna,new sauna,not old type, with television,karaoke and swimming pool with cold water and beers and ikra for 2500 rubles.....i think a very good price.
We did couple of minutes of sauna,swimming pool and again sauna, after one hour in swimming pool we started to kissing very passionate, i got immediately dick free from bathing suite, for a couple of minutes she did me a nice handjob but when she realized she was gonna to get totally naked in a while, she told me, we are here for sauna, not for sex......shiiiiiiiiit ! Maybe i had to be stronger, i do not know.....
(p.s. Once at home i will post the photo,actually with my laptop wind msi i have linux and i do not know how to resize them....just to make you see the nice sauna we got...)
After sauna we went to restaurant mokko,close to hotel baskortostan, out of restaurant in the street we kissed very passionate and she asked me where we go now, i said to her, to my hotel so i show you the photo in my pc....she said....it is too soon for me to have sex with you (and I got a sort of deja-vu.......),she told me....maybe next time you will come to Ufa......i was really sad as a dog....you invest time and they are so hard to get to bed, i thought i choose the wrong city, mainly muslims city,or what was wrong with me ?!??!
I said to her good night and went to jet disco, i feel now sad,cause the disco was again full of top notch girls,surely many of them pro too,but dear friends......i felt sad and in bad mood for to receive again no,so i just drunk couple of beers and went to sleep....now i regret so much,cause here the disco get crowded only 2 days per week and i cannot miss these days or let such girls to make me feel sad and tired when there is so much stuff to work with in disco....but ok,we learn from our mistakes right ?
This is the first week, the second one,obviously was much much better, but now time to go out......i think this night Lukasek will gonna to meet no one muslim,only a russian girls lol
Any suggests where I can go not much far from Moscow after Tver' ? Volgograd ?
From what I've been told Volgograd is not that nice. It stretches about 80 kilometers along the Volga (it's the most extended city in Russia), which must be annoying for strolling around, dating, clubbing, ect.
I'd second Hecker about Krasnodar.
I am still guess how you did almost 2 months in Tashkent to not get boring
Tashkent is a monger paradise added up with a VERY enjoyable city. I could very easily have spent six monthes there. :)
PS : Thanks for the day-by-day reports. It's quite an entertaining reading.
This is the first week, the second one,obviously was much much better, but now time to go out......i think this night Lukasek will gonna to meet no one muslim,only a russian girls lol
You are a brave man indeed. Most of us (me) who venture that far into Russia have the comfort of company paid expenses. You are to be congratulated on your courage and determination!!
Cannot wait for the next chapter!
Doctor_Skank
10-16-08, 15:18
You are a brave man indeed. Most of us (me) who venture that far into Russia have the comfort of company paid expenses. You are to be congratulated on your courage and determination!!
Cannot wait for the next chapter!I second that notion Luka, you are a true ISG commando!
Bez Bezarra
10-16-08, 15:28
What you intend to do is the pionner monger mission.
Provincial Russia is n°1 , even if I see myself on a Sao Paulo Litoral Norte beach. Anyway it could very well be Krasnodar. A single search on mail.ru with "Krasnodar - women - aged 18/25 - with photos" gives an insane numbers of outrageously gorgeous women.
Report and take photos ok, or Mollha Bez, Minister of Deontology (and occasionnaly renowned Climatologist) gonna report you to Jackson for the Banned Users Hall of Shame for deficiency in monger's obligations. ;)
At long last, I am finally able to actually report from the field, as I bought a laptop and got wired here in the depths of candy land, so the obvious advantage is that I can give blow by blow reports as they unfold, rather than have to draw from foggy memories.
So today is a perfect opportunity to punch up a field report of interesting circumstances, the kind that only happen when a monger is on a hot streak.
However, first I must comment on Pro-sally's advice to Luk-wait-a-sek and his own adventures. Pro, I will whole heartedly agree with you about Sao Paulo beaches, there is certainly not another place on earth that could be as much fun. But,...your comment about province cities mail.ru list of women, is really misleading. Yes, there are more interesting ladies posting their fotos on the sites, but if you think that hooking up with them is easy, you are mistaken. Don't over-react now, because I am not saying that this method doesn't work, it does, and I use it myself, but it is not anywhere as easy, as you make it sound. It takes a lot of prep work, and time, to work those contacts into actual monger sessions, and I do mean A LOT! That's not to say that one can get very lucky on occaision, I have also been very lucky SOMETIMES, but I can't say this is reliable. In fact, nothing out here is reliable.
And that leads to my report today. Which is about what makes the provinces so interesting. and that is, THE UNEXPECTED! As I've already explained in PM's to Luk, my first 3 days were nothing but perfect. Everything was working, and I had yet to strike out, or have a bad experience. But then I hit the wall, and had 2 days of mostly disappointments, that is, I met new girls, but was not able to score. Hopefully I will get another shot at them, but as I said, nothing here is certain, except that you can't count on anything going right.
So lo and behold, with nothing really going right, my phone rings today at noon, and a girl says, "Hello! My name is Ira! Do you remember me?", and naturally I must say, "Yes, of course! How are you?"
The problem is that I have absolutely no clue who the hell she is, since I must have met at least 10 Ira's in the last few years. So then she tells me that she got my number from Sveta, who told her to call me. Well that's great, since I must have met at least 20 Sveta's, and again, I have even less of a clue what she is talking about now. Then she says that she and Leanna will be coming over to see me, and here we go, back on the candy land Merry-go-round!
Even after they get here, I have no clue who they are, but after a few minutes the fog clears. Turns out that in 2006, I called an escort service and asked for 18 year old students, and after sending me none for the whole first week, I just decided to try again on Saturday afternoon, and they sent over 3 girls, all friends that "work" together, though they had only started a week earlier. They were one of the most interesting groups of girls I had ever met, but I completely lost touch with them last year, because they quit the agency after only a month, and then changed all their SIM cards, so I had no luck at all finding them last year. So somehow, I spoke to Sveta this year, though I really don't remember, and she knew how to reach Ira, and told her I was here visiting.
The only down side was that there were only 2 of them this time, and that Leanna didn't look like she just fell off the hay wagon, like she did in 2006.
Were they still a lot of fun, OH YES!!! Lesbi-show actions to follow, after I get home and foto-shop.
Now to get back to Prosal. I wouldn't really say that Luk's trip is the "very core of elite" mongering missions. I mean sure, its important, and its a big part of what makes ISG interesting, but there's not much "elite" about Ufa or places like that, and from what he's told me, its really only been average for what could be phenomenal. That is, he's not really consistently scoring the
9's and 10's that are out there, because of a lack of very relaible "elite" connections. Knowing the top 1 or 2 mamachka's in the city, that always have the hottest student semi-pro's mobile numbers ready at hand, or stumbling into a group of students out to cash in on sponsorships, is nothing short of hitting the lottery. It can be done, but you gotta be really lucky, or have the first connections to make the next connections.
I'ver been very lucky to hit those jackpots from time to time over the years, you've all seen proof of that, but doing that consistently in a short time period, NO WAY, JOSE'!!! I'm still trying. Every damn fucking day!
Last but not least, Pro, what in the hell is Deontology? Is that the sudy of Deion Sanders, or teeth? And what the hell does that have anything to do with mongering, fotos, or weather? Jeez, sometimes you don't make any fucking sense.
Tomorrow I will write more, now a few lines.....first of all thanks very much friends...mainly to forgive my mistakes in english...that I learned at school ;)
Actually after sauna with the tochka of 3 days ago.....it was more sex than sauna,total price 1480 rubles.... not bad :)
Now in Jet Klub, she is at telephone with her friend and asked me, what are you writing now...just a mail to my collegue from work LOL
Now after a sushi dinner and enough drunk we had reserved a bowling at second floor then another night of pure sex.....total damage 3000 rubles for her.....and she is a truly 9' but the only 9' I got here, so this is why for this price I do not let her to go ;) bbbj and anal as well and today she drove her car and I saw almost all the city.....such an experience I do not can have at home.....I cannot wait to taste again her pussy....the bad way ? I almost falled in love.....funny isn't it ?
Ok do zavtra, seichas stastlivo kak kharosy Strav zkazi....
Lukasek
Good job Luka
Love to see dedication at work.
Looks like the trip has so far worked out well.
Guido
Now after a sushi dinner and enough drunk we had reserved a bowling at second floor then another night of pure sex.....total damage 3000 rubles for her.....and she is a truly 9' but the only 9' I got here, so this is why for this price I do not let her to go ;) bbbj and anal as well and today she drove her car and I saw almost all the city.....such an experience I do not can have at home.....I cannot wait to taste again her pussy....the bad way ? I almost falled in love.....funny isn't it ?
Ok do zavtra, seichas stastlivo kak kharosy Strav zkazi....
Lukasek
How quickly things change.
A week ago you were ready to slit your wrists from loneliness and now you are in Provincalka heaven. And that's a relief because I was ACTUALLY starting to feel bad for encouraging you to go!!!!
Do any of you know about this town? I've had an email correspondant who lives there, and I'm thinking about coming to her town to meet her.
Are there good hotels/restaurants? If thing don't go well with my email friend (who appears very beautiful in photos she's sent), will I be lonely?
Stravinsky
10-17-08, 15:34
Luka,
молодец! Great report, I'm sure we are all looking forward to the next chapter.
But what does it mean... tinkoff ??
Luka,
But what does it mean... tinkoff ??
Tinkoff has a great brew pub restaurant in Ufa. Great place to eat and drink and meet people.
http://www.tinkoff.ru/
Stravinsky
10-17-08, 16:07
ochyen intyeryesna...
This is definitely not your babushka's kitchen. Civilizatsia prisholl, even to Ufa.
Doctor_Skank
10-17-08, 16:39
Tinkoff has a great brew pub restaurant in Ufa. Great place to eat and drink and meet people.
http://www.tinkoff.ru/Good tip. And since Russki babes like beer (well at least most do) now and then, it's also a good date place.
BTW: there are also Tinkhoffs that I've been to in Moscow, St.Petersburg, Ekaterinburg, Sochi... so it is a chain by now. There are probably more as well.
Tinkoff ; it's also a good date place.
http://www.tinkoff.ru/index.php?id=54
Scanning the menu gives a good idea, for someone like me who (I'm ashamed to admit) has never been to Russia, of the costs in a "hip" pub/cafe in a provincial city.
Starters 7/12 €, main courses 15/25 €, a glass of wine or a cocktail 8 € +, ect. That means that a dinner with a thursty dyev costs easily 100 € +.
Shit, it's not that cheap. I expected lower prices in provinces. The most expensive and trendiest cafe in Tashkent (JSmockers) was about 1/3 of those prices.
Doctor_Skank
10-17-08, 19:02
http://www.tinkoff.ru/index.php?id=54
Scanning the menu gives a good idea, for someone like me who've never been to Russia, of the costs in a "hip" pub/cafe in a provincial city.
Starters 7/12 €, main courses 15/25 €, a glass of wine or a cocktail 8 € +, ect. That means that a dinner with a thursty dyev costs easily 100 € +.
Shit, it's not that cheap. I expected lower prices in provinces. The most expensive and trendiest cafe in Tashkent (JSmockers) was about 1/3 to 1/4 of those prices.The Tinkhoff menu is pretty standard in terms of pricing almost anywhere in major cities at "in" places. In fact, many not so "in" places have adopted this price structure as well. Tinkhoffs may be slightly higher in prices, but not much. Of course there are "demokratichny" places with lower prices as well. Girls like the expensive places obviously, especially those who don't go to them often. Personally I do like to treat a girl to something special as long as the rules are still being dictated by me (to a point of course) and usually the bill doesn't go above 50 €. Usually. :)
Perhaps the coming economic crisis (I am no guru but I do expect things to slow economically in Russia... in fact they already have) will bring prices down a bit. Maybe not.
do any of you know about this town? i've had an email correspondant who lives there, and i'm thinking about coming to her town to meet her.
are there good hotels/restaurants? if thing don't go well with my email friend (who appears very beautiful in photos she's sent), will i be lonely?been a while since i've been there, but there used to be two good clubs: solnce and fresh 44. several alright hotels, the best bang for the book used to be hotel vladimir (best location, not horrible prices). zolotoye kolco (golden ring) hotel has a strip club and dance club inside, but not good prices.
it really amazes me how expensive provincial hotels are sometimes. they are easily more expensive (in nominal terms, let alone ppp) than hotels in similar cities in america.
there are a couple other shady hotels, but i wouldn't advise them. you could probably find an apartment pretty easily at the train station.
Bez Bezarra
10-18-08, 02:06
Well, I just had to re-boot when my mobilny rang at 3am and I accidentally leaned on my keyboard and switced it to cyrillic, and then I couldn't switch it back!
So I lost a lengthy rant about fur burgers and such, leave it to say that my complaints can be wrapped up into one comment. Why has the very special thread that represents possibly the most delicious and responsive pussy across the globe turned its back on the very reason why we're here. Well, its obvious that you guys just don't have any to talk about at the moment.
Leave it to Bez, to bring back a little focus here, and just profess how persistance and luck can really pay off. While I had been working on getting a few good girls to meet, I really had no idea that practically ALL of the really intersting ones were not going to pan out, and though I spent a good month ahead on working the sites, it was the next to last contact I made, just a week before coming, that will end up being far and above the rest. And then to give it the most delightful twist of fate that fate can twist things up, I spent a good 90 minutes standing in the cold at night, otuside by the metro station with Marina, because she wanted to wait there, instead of sitting in a nice cozy cafe drinking wine.
She was, of course, waiting for her padruga, litlle sunshine-bunny Ola, who has really blown my gaskets out and fried my hard-drive. I have to say that Marina was easy to hook up with, it only took a couple of calls, and maybe my luck that I arrived on Saturday, but after we met and I asked her Lets go to cafe?. she insisted that we wait "only a few minutes" for her friend to hop up the steps and onto the sidewalk. I guess I didn't mind that much, since Marina is the very first half Russian-half Yehiptin girl I've met.
When she said that she's half from yehiptia, it took me a bit to figure out that's Egypt, (Duh!), and she was pretty solid looking, that is 5'7, and 120, with 90/60/90 curves. Dangerous in her own right, so i figured, hell ,maybe her friend is even hotter.
When Ola bunny hopped up, I wasn't even sure at first in her coat, and even later in the cafe with her party skirt and dark leggings, but tonight, when she returned for round 2, well, I have to say she will end up being an all timer. I did not bring the download cords, so you will have to wait, but I am pretty certain that there is not much sweeter gushy stuff out there, than what she's walking aoround with in her little jeans.' She is by-god an amazing, little energizer bunny.
So that's my contribution to get back to the subject matter at hand here, its just how life's funny turns lead to rainbows like this girl. I didnt have to freeze my nuts off out in the chilly weather, but Marina couldnt have been sure that I wouldn't want her padruga. Oh yes, don't think I would let my fellow mongers down, I DID go out with Marina the next day. She would have been enough in her own right, pretty wild and exotic, but really would have been amazing if she had a small or tiny frame, which sadly she did not. But again, like I'll say again and again, her padruga will probably make up for ANY let downs I have on this whole trip.
Foto will follow, please wait, :D
When she said that she's half from yehiptia, it took me a bit to figure out that's Egypt, (Duh!)
So that's my contribution Nice one Bez. Even if 99% of readers don't understand your report, at least you had a good time with a chubby girl or two. Um, I think. ;)
Incidentally, I'll be be in Yehiptia next week - I hope to send some naughty postcards and a few reports (in English, Bez). And they won't involve pyramids or mummies (well, maybe mummies).
Luka,
молодец! Great report, I'm sure we are all looking forward to the next chapter.
But what does it mean... tinkoff ??
Tinkoff is actually a great place for beer, good food and finding a new pair of legs.
I always enjoy the location in Piter. My understanding is they are all owned and run by the government.
As to costs, stick with fresh brewed beer and the lower priced menu items and there is good value for what they offer. The key in Russia and most of the world is to not order imported liquor or wines. Drink local beer, vodka or some of the Russian red wines.
Their beers come in filtered or unfiltered versions and there are many made on site to choose from. The white unfiltered is Damn good, beats the shit out of the Baltica beers so prevalent in Russia.
As to the Devs, my experience is they ask if its ok if they order the fillet or whatever.
Some guys love to spend to impress. I prefer to find the best value for my rubles whether shopping food or pussy.
Nice environment, entertainment and in Piter I have seen many pairs of legs looking for Ruble support. Check it out early evening and you will see pairs of women having a light bite to eat before they go in search of a Wallet for the evening.
Guido88
How quickly things change.
A week ago you were ready to slit your wrists from loneliness and now you are in Provincalka heaven. And that's a relief because I was ACTUALLY starting to feel bad for encouraging you to go!!!!
Lukaseks metamorphosis was an interesting one. I too was getting concerned.
The caterpillar has gone from butterfly to a triple horned horndog with 3 balls.
What is interesting that Lukas exploits in the provinces sound a lot like Moscow and Piter were just a few short years ago.
Shhhh...... Don't tell anybody.
The only way not to have a great time in Russia is to stay home.
Show up with a few Rubles in your pocket and things will happen.
Guido88
Bez Bezarra
10-18-08, 08:44
Well, you certainly can NOT say that marina was chubby in the least! When I say, 90/60/90, there is NOTHIN chubby about that, since as you all know, that's the ruski equivalent of 36-24-36, and 5'7" and 120 is NOT chubby, but it certainly is fit and strong for a tall girl.
Anyway, it was just to say, that to start out with something so exotic, reminding me of one other super 10, well even I can say, 12, which was the incredible half russian-half Sudanese 18 year old Sabina I had in Odessa for 3 sessions, this Egyptian Kleopatra Marina, was very interesting. But in comparison, her padruga is so amazing, its just ironic and the coolest part of mongering here, to stumble upon the UNEXPECTED jackpot, with lotter-winning luck.
So forget about all that now, because another gold mine is heading over for a breakfast party, Leanna and HER padruga are due in 15 mnutes. Gotta go!
Bez you dog, you snuck off to the motherland and didn't even tell us. ;)
As always with little time, battery fo pc last only 90 mintues and i have to find info where to put in couple of week my dick to eat ;) write e mails and to keep on posting.....thanks really, it is a pleasure to write a report for us.....it is only a pity english is not my language or it could be even more nice to read it....specially cause i forgot to take english dictionary to ufa to write my report to the forum LOL
Yes, thanks Jake for encouraged me and to guido as well....last time we saw was at tinkoff...i am at tinkoff too right now...but i do not see you LOL come please :)
The problem here it is it took much more time to get used than i thought, besides this. as you can easily read in the second part......i was up till 6 o clock this morning to finish it....everything can happen if you are a bit brave......but once you get used....you can get the best memories of your life here.....
When everything happened and I mean really everything......
I hope you enjoy it....
Sunday 12 october
Let's say this day started in the worst way, I did not mention that when I left home I got a bit of tonsillitis that antibiotics were not able to heal, surely for the many marlboro I smoked and all the cold I took, together I drunk and slept very few hours....so this sunday at the morning I had surely fever, so try to guess my mood.....I almost wanted to go back home, cause I did not got the success I thought....I looked out of window and....as usually it rains...it was the moment when really a buddy is a treasure.....hey guido88 where you was ??? :)
Soon I understood that I had to not think I felt sick, just to go out of the hotel, I wrote to the oldest contact, 37yo but great body and very friendly, we met in mokko restaurant and then went to Jet Klub where I tried to forget how much shitty I felt, we drunk enough and danced even more, then went to second floor and played bowling.....3 strikes in 5 shoots and I do no remember the last time I played bowling....in the elevator we kissed so good...we were out inside her Matiz and she said she could not drive drunk to home.....ooppsss....hey why you do not sleep in my bedroom? She said,maybe I take another room, I said, yeeeeees, why not,but come to see mine,maybe you will like it and no need to take another one.....lol.....do you believe after 1 minutes inside the bedroom we were already in shower washing each other with my tongue on her nipples and fingering her ass?
4 condoms from 3:00am till 11:00am.....this is why I love russia....when it should works, often works nothing and when you are sick in your bedroom asking to yourself what the fuck you are doing here so far from your home town, it can happens that everything changes in a while and from hell you find yourself in the heaven so happy because you was able, or maybe she only allowed you, to make love with a person totally unknown till a couple of hours before......Russia and you say everything !
Monday 13 october
Nothing to say, on monday in Ufa you feel lonely as a dog in the middle of desert....it rains....something new,yeah ? lol
I slept all the day but finally I started to feel much better in my throat. At evening to disco Carmen, just me and barman,so far as he was not my type lol I went to Jet Klub nobody too, directly to bedroom looking a film in my computer, so sad, but ok, I got such a nice sunday...I coudl afford to see for the 10 times the Bourne identity lol
Tuesday 14 october till friday 17 early morning.....
At the afternoon I asked to hotel to call the local company of taxi driver....why I did not stop a car in the street ? Because I had to be sure the driver was working for a company cause I had to really trust him in the evening.....the second thing I asked him after I was into his car, was if he knows tochka...he said yes, I said, give me your phone number, we will see soon....for sure !
At evening I called him and I started to negotiate......when I want I am able to be a very cheap bastard.....I got:....1 hour 200 rubles, no matter if he drives 60 minutes or if he waits me.....friends, 200 rubles are 5,40 euro.....I felt really bravo bravo lol
We went to strip klub Oasis, cause I want to drink some beers and see some pussy to dance before to go to tochka, but once there he, after a short look to the customers, called me out and told me that there were there 2 bad men,bandits, and his suggest was to leave, maybe to find another place, cause,he said,it was not good to be the only one foreigner there, cause maybe they were drunk and start to speak with me....so far as I paid him by time and not by km he drove, so ok, I believed him and we left,specially remembering my bad experience of the first day....
I asked him to go directly to tochka, the first place was....in front of Prospekt Klub, there were 7 girls about a 5', but a nice 6,5 blonde thin that....wanted only 3000 rubles till morning and it was the 23:00........the same price as in Moscow,right ? :))
I wanted to see another tochka, cause as I saw with Guido88 one of the things I like about tochka is the search....specially with such a cheap taxi lol.....so he parked the car in the park far about hundreds of meters from the main street and started to make some phone calls.
The place was very dark, we were under snow, first time I did not see rain.....and I started really to be a bit afraid....ok the only good thing, really very good, I was enough wise to took a taxi from a taxi company and at my hotel they knew it,but hey I was alone in a park with a russian twice bigger than me and waiting for other russians....they could easily with a knife or gun get all my money and passport and surely I was not waiting for tochka with only 200 rubles,they knew it.....I felt a bit nervous....but he was just a normal car stopped in the street I think I was afraid....
The first car arrived after more than 30 minutes, I almost got frozen....I asked thin, young and blonde and try to guess..... arrived 2 fat ugly, I got pissed off, waiting for the second car, even worst.....shit !
I told him, hey, next car or nice girls or from tomorrow I will find a new driver, he said he was asking for young and nice, but they took what they want....and it was truth,cause I understood what he said to telephone.....molodoya,krasiva,chudinka blonde....the 4 words I learned as first during my home self made lesson course of russian lol....
In the third car there was....now I know very well....the person making my coming to Ufa the best experience I could do....a princess....dark long hair, about 160cm for 46kg as she said me later....but even if she looked very cute, as it is regarding a Ferrari, the look is the “worst” thing, cause only when you start the engine with the horse you are gonna to get the idea of which kind of UNIQUE diamond you bought.....but in that moment I still did not know this and I was afraid she was very nice but maybe cold one and if later in the bed she said me, for example only covered bj, she could kill my mood...but ok, I was selfish and proud and I took her, the best looking even if the other two looked much more friendly.
We went to buy some beers and we were in my hotel where I showed her for about half hour the photos of my life and my hobbies (bycicle,motorbike,cooking..) I have in my computer, drinking and smoking....I do not know what was happened, maybe she only realized I am a normal man and I guess a tochka do not see often normal person,specially foreigners in Ufa, however born something between us....she went to shower and then me, naked in the bedroom instead to start to have sex, we just looked each other in the eyes in silence, for a couple of minutes,such a strong feeling of deja-vu I am sure she felt the same......I liked her so much, I was thinking when she told me the same in the same moment....I thought what the fuck is happens here, for a while I was afraid she put some drugs in my glass, cause I felt so good, but it was only her beauty and my truly desire to make love with her to make me feel soooo good...we started to kiss so slowly, so sweety, so passionate......the first thing I wanted was to give her as soon as possible a deep, strong and beautiful orgasm, I took care in the best way my experience of 34yo man teached me,to her nipples, touching softly all her body and let her clitoris to the last part.....but when I start the daty I realized how in deep need of licking she was, by how she reacted to cunnilinguus I got really the feeling noboby licked her in the last century.....
Totally shaved pussy with the taste that only a girl of 20yo has in her young fresh pussy,not the taste of old chicken and it was enough strange, cause she is 28yo even if I had to look to her ID to believe her,cause her body simply has no mistakes....however as I seen even later, to lick her was one of the best thing I could do to her, she enjoyed it sosss much and me too that I was asking to myself......who is getting pleasure here ?
I could write a book from now about her and I guess if could be interesting for one of my friends here......so, to make very long enough short....I am almost in love and “maybe” she is too.....and for everybody who has no idea of who Lukasek is, I say that I got many girls in my life, I am the guy you will never introduce to your beloved sister....I mention only I went 70 times in 10 years to CZ and SK and in every travel I got at least 3-4 girls, once even 10 girls in 12 days...so I am no more virgin LOL....but she is really special one and the kind of sex we had I neither had with my ex girlfriend....and I guess if I will have again such high quality.....
To make you understand better I tell you yesterday night we were 2souls/1body from evening almost till morning.....hey and no viagra LOL.....I really I am not able to get enough of her, I look to every part of her body and I have to touch it softly or to to kiss it.....her so little and sexy feet, just a 35, her ass, her so live nipples, her body has no one half kg of fat mass, she is perfect beside she is not much tall, but I am not tall too, so it is more than ok, also her pussy, tight and its taste.....the taste and the smell give the spring to the rainny october in Ufa.....the juice of her pussy was something my tongue never drunk....their hands.....it is enough just a while her hand touch me softly and I got the kind of erection you can play golf with your dick....
The second day, actually wensday she directly told me, she needs money, so or I pay her or she has to go to work, she was enough sad when she told me and for the price she wanted, I can easily believe her, 3.000 rubles, I wrote emails to many friends,some members here too lol and to my home town, asking suggests about what to do, obviously I got disappointed when she asked me money, but she has to challenge with something, the problem of money, that me as a lucky man born in the west europe I never had to faced......I thought, she is only using me, but who I am to judge her ?
Let's also make clear that she is not a really tochka as in moscow, she does not stay all the night outside waiting for the monger, actually when I was in the park waiting for the third car the boss called her, she was at home sleeping and he went to take her at home, so she is a semi-pro,but let's to call her....mypro lol, also she has normal work, she lives alone in her flat and has her own car, she showed me in her mobile the videos of her holiday in a lake close to Ufa.....more a normal girl than a prostitute....
However dear friends, 3.000 rubles is nothing for me and so far with her I have the best time I had with a woman and so far as I like her soooo much, why to argue ? Am I here to get pure fun and to feel very good or not ?
Yes I would like she could take me as his boydriend, but till 3 days ago I was in the park in the middle of night paying a man to buy.......her body...she saw so many customers that she needs more time than me to believe....maybe something was born......maybe not...who knows...I guess only God knows...
Sex was wonderful, really, covered sex, but besides it, we did everything and she enjoy anal more than me....and it is to say everything......
Her bbbj is so good that last night when she sucked me and with the other hand she did me massage to my balls with a crem....at the beginning I neither noticed she put a finger inside my ass....so nice was everything, I think I could allow her to do whatever she wants with my body and it was only the second time I got a prostate massage in whole my life......and it is reciprocal, cause I see too, in the sex she allows me everything sure I will do to her only what she will really likes.....
Now she is at her normal job and I smile, cause everything is here so funny and strange....Ufa.....from the hell of tonsillitis and fever to the heaven of the best sexual experience of my life with the great chance I am in love and maybe she is too.....Am I naive, maybe you could say, ok but we are just two persons try to be happy...if I or if we are only live into a dream, what is bad about it ? Sometimes is nice even dream an impossibile dream, this is what life is made too....
Yesterday at Jet Klub we were as 2 young lovers, the only two who did not care about the russia winning against finland at football.....kissing each other non stop....it was from 15 years ago when I went to college I did not enjoy so much the only french kissing....in the last year I got so “ruined” and used to sex as everybody at my age having so many girls, I stop to enjoy so much kiss a woman, cause everytime I did I was only waiting for bbbj....but she is so sweet I could kiss her for years....
Today we go to sauna together....I am sure we will have sex even there, even if I would like really to relax and to enjoy to be with her.....no matter where...just to be with her...close to her, the place is no more important....
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Unbelievable as the things can change so fast here......for the second time, but hey so far as I was in heaven...guess where I am now ? LOL
Now it is friday morning at 4:33 am.....I am here keep on writing the report in my bedroom with her sleeping just a few meters from me...and we did not have sex......yes ISG member...you read right...no sex and no joke here....a very pissed off Lukasek.....
Back a couple of hours ago to make you understand everything....in the sauna obviously I took pictures of her,she did not want, but I was able to take one of her naked,but it was just as a joke, for a while she seemed pissed off,but soon we keep on enjoy sauna....and then we went to see couple of shopping center and after a long search she was able to find me some postcards too, then we went to Jet Klub to have dinner, play bowling and then to my hotel where she was a bit cold and I did no understand why.
She started to write many sms,honestly too much.... one after another and I kissed her, but she reacted very cold and still more or less I do not have idea why....I went to bed just to listen mp3 ipod waiting for her to finish to use her 2 mobile phones, then she went to shower and I thought ok,let's wait again.....after some minutes she did not get out of the bathroom, I stop to listen ipod and I hear the water of the shower but she was speaking to her mobile !!!!!
.....what the fuck she went to shower to call somebody ???
Obviously cause she knows I understand enough good russian and obviusly she did very good the trick cause I was not able to understand nothing for the noise of water.....she got out of bathroom and I waited to see what she did.....
She sit down and smoked cigarettes, I let her to believe I was sleeping, just closed eyes but very open ears....to see what the fuck she thought to do and after a while I listen the noise of little engine opening the zoom of my digital camera.....she was searching for the her only one foto naked.....I was smarter cause when she was in shower and I took off the memory card and hide it, so she played couple of minutes with camera but useless.I felt so sad....in the middle of night a woman that was fucked from only God knows how many and which kind of men cause she had the only unlucky to born in Baskiria and not in west europe was so desperately playing useless with a camera just to try to realize as to find her naked photo that she could never found cause the memory card was removed....so sad dear friends.....
I wake up and went to her.....she was crying......are you now able to guess as I felt ?
I asked what happens ???
She said again delete my photo....please....I put inside the memory card and I did it immediately and she went to bedroom.
Let write here clear that the only one foto where she was naked it was not seen her face,cause I took this photo with the camera under the table when we were sitting and drinking beer and she knew, she saw the photo,so I yet not know what the fuck happened inside her brain, she got so pissed off, she cryied too just for a photo of her legs+pussy+the 4 legs of the table ?????
Believe I tried everything and I write another time...everything I tried.... I said her sorry hundreds of times, I tried to hold her, to kiss her, I really tried to communicate with her, but she just lie down and was in totally silence, so closed.
When she was in the shower I put the 3000 rubles under her handbag,but I checked a while ago,while she is sleeping when I write these lines and they are still there and they are hide, I guess she never noticed they are there.
I tried for more than 2 hours to change her mood but nothing.
We drunk just beers, I am not drunk and she not too, so I have no idea what the fuck she said in the shower at the cell phone, I obviously asked her if she wanted to go home too, she said yes,but she drunk beers she cannot drove her car parked in the front of hotel...should I had to call taxi just to make her go out of my room when every second minute I was hope to her change her mind and start to have the such beautiful sex my body was desperately waiting for???
Try to imagine....I was horny as bull after two days of super sex and this night nothing for one foto of her pussy ?
Besides the no sex, I am really sad, I did not know what happens, concretely I did nothing bad and I lost her as a friend too....ok maybe you say she is only a prostitute,but I really liked her and I felt very good with her, maybe you say, you should just fuck her.....sorry I am not such man and I am not able to have sex whom neither wants to speak with me.....
So early friday morning not able to sleep killing the time (what I did at 99% of my days in Ufa...) and very horny,I cannot go to disco and leave her inside my bedroom, I did not want to call taxi and to throught her out of my bedroom and here I am...
I think....that I took a look of how is inside the non-balanced mind and behaviour of a prostitute, everything can be wonderful and for a stupid little thing she got so depressed till to cry for a photo of her pussy....I think she neither knows why she changed her mind, I think she has seriously problems in her head and life, she looks very cute and total normal girl, many looked to us at Jet Klub and she was not the only one nice there this evening.....so this is what happens...I am listening her sleeping now and I guess in a couple of hours when she will wake up to go to her normal job if she will want to speak or not....I think she will leave without speak and I will never see her again, I feel so sorry even if i know very well I did nothing bad....it was better to left my heart to my home....
I have still 2 days before to leave for Moscow, but so far as on sunday I have to leave the hotel at 4:00am, saturday night I will surely no party and tomorrow evening, actually this evening I will much more waiting to meet her again than to search for a new one......cause the chance a new one girl will give me better hours than those she did me are 0,001% even if I know, better to look forward and to try to enjoy and to forget her, instead to feel sorry for something I guess I cannot no more change.......
Friday early morning
Her alarm at 8:30 as usually, she had to be at work on 9:00, she went to shower, she went to me, kissed me and said goodbye Luke......
I slept neither one minute....I guess a dog in the middle of cold night walking in the streets searching for food feels better than me....
I tried to sleep a couple of hours in the morning, then we started to write sms....to make long short, she got offended I took a picture of her pussy, she said she liked me so much I disappointed her, she said if she did not like me so much, it was not a problem, many already took photos of her naked, but she thought I was different man and she got disappointed.....I am not a woman, so I cannot understand her, only try to guess but maybe her proud of female was hurts from my behaviour, who knows....maybe only another one prostitute could understand her....
However she accepted my excuses and told me evening we are going to meet....I was so happy....
After a while I got a sms from one of the first girl asking me, if we meet....I did not answered her when I got another one sms from mypro....I was afraid to open it....she wrote I have a little problem, we cannot meet......I wanted to through the bed out of window for the happiness.....
But I only wrote....the most important thing you feel good, I wish you to resolve you problem, you mean a lot for me, sunday I leave...you have my number....she wrote she will try to meet me....
Ok...maybe she got another customer offering her more money ? I do not know...and I tried to not think about it....I wrote sms and went to meet the other girl....to make long short, we went to Prospekt klub, a very good dinner, I was so “happy” to be far from my beloved mypro I ordered aand drunk alone a bottle of red italian wine Valpolicella while she drunk whisky and cola....we went to dance, but I almost danced alone, not in mood to try something with her, let's only to say she was nice but a bit selfish, at the evening she showed me the photos of her friend that bought a BMW 740.....very interesting.....
Let's to say too, that there were sooo many nice pussy in the dance floor I never seen in hot dog in Moscow, some surely prostitutes for the way they were alone and looking to every men....after couple of hours arrived also the student girl I got sex too, we said privet and nothing more, but after a while she started to write me sms....if you want I come to your hotel, just send away her....I was not in the mood to get just sex when I got super sex....when you get used to ikra, how can taste 3 days old bread ?
In one day I will be in Tver' so there far from mypro I will restart to hunt again, so I only tried to dance and forget my shitty mood.....
The girl I was with, came to me and said I have to go, my friend has a problem....I said, go go.....she was surprised but I felt better alone... dance for another hour and then went to sit down to smoke the last one marlboro...the girl close to me asked me the light, we started to speak and when I said where I am from the usual millions of question...what you do in Ufa....bla bla....she told me sorry if I speak too much, but I am drunk, she was nice, a 7'...maybe I could get sex with her, who knows...I only knows she did not stop to speak to me...but I wanted to know where mypro was....I missed her and I got so boring from the one speaking to me that I said I go to toilet and out in the taxi to hotel writing now these lines......unbelievable the first one girl who started to talk with me in 14 days and I went to hotel.....
Will I see mypro again during my last day here ?
I do not know....I will hope even if...I do not know if it is better to have again super sex with a girl that as second job is a prostitute, that lives 4000km from me and that I like too much......
Tomorrow my last day in Baskiria...where during the last 5 days of my 2 weeks here I surely not got boring.....
Saturday 18 october
Afternoon I am sad packing clother to suitcase, mypro still not answered after 4 sms and 2 phone calls.....I guess it is surely not a problem of money, she knows, she can almost asking me whatever price cause as my last day here I will pay, more I think she decided to finish everything cause honestly, there are no really and concretely chance to have a sucessfull future together,so I know, she knows, to meet again will make only harder to say tomorrow goodbye forever dear......I think there are things we just can and have to accept, no matter if we like it or not......
I go now to tinkoff and I will connect to net and to post this second report, later the 3rd and 4th part.....What can I add now ?
I miss mypro so much I could go to search for a flat and to spend the last 75 days of my visa here....if she only wanted it and if she only was a normal girl, but she isn't.....so far as Love is only reciprocal deal, no matter that I will agree to do everything for us to stay longer time together....if I want it alone, it will never works......
I think this evening I will really stay in my bedroom, looking for a film in my pc.....
It was one of the best experience of my life together a woman and from tomorrow I will start to hunt again and maybe I will be able to forget her a bit.....
I hope you enjoyed my report as I did writing it and that maybe reading it you could get the feeling to be here.....from the capital of Baskiria that's all folks.....
Udachu, Lukasek
Probably she found sth about you,checked your mobile phone or laptop while you were sleeping.She did not want her photo to be published in ISG,that is why she told you to delete it.Or she found out a lot of girls names in your mobile and she was pissed.
Why spanish and italian men fall in love with pros?
It seems you had sex with only one freebie,37 years old during a 10-day stay.How many contacts did you have before coming to Ufa?How many of them did you meet?How many times did you meet each one and how much did you spend on each date on average?
Is it possible to pick up in streets and clubs?
Stravinsky
10-18-08, 16:57
4 condoms from 3:00am till 11:00am.....this is why I love russia....when it should works, often works nothing and when you are sick in your bedroom asking to yourself what the fuck you are doing here so far from your home town, it can happens that everything changes in a while and from hell you find yourself in the heaven so happy because you was able, or maybe she only allowed you, to make love with a person totally unknown till a couple of hours before......Russia and you say everything !Luka,
Maybe your English not so perfect, but I'm sure we all understand what you say. This is the essence of Russia.
так жалко :( It sounds like yourpro had many other things going on in her life and you will probably never know what they were. But, be happy for the time you had together. For a short moment, you may have touched her Русская душа.
всего доброго
Bez Bezarra
10-18-08, 22:11
Bez you dog, you snuck off to the motherland and didn't even tell us. ;)
Da, ya sabaka!
I'll even howl at the fucking moon if it did any good. What a fucked up country, Ukraine, that is. I guess I got a little disappointed this morning, when Leanna brought over Inna for introduction. This is pretty pathetic when you think about it, that she brings over a new girl, and I can't get excited about it because she's really just on the plain side, with kind of droopy boobs as well. When it came time for come, I didn't even give her any, and sent her back into the living room to watch tv and raid my fridge.
So you would actually think, that with all the numbers I've got now, that after getting a very substantial morning 3-some session under my belt, I'd have the whole afternoon of texting and e-mailing to get SOMETHING lined up for the evening. Remember the old basic thumb-rule out here, anything less than the recommended minimum daily allowance/serving of pussy food group of 2 dyevs per day is ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE, and once again, I find myself in a death struggle to maintain minimum levels.
I mean, I did get a 20 year old Tanya to show up at 8:00 at the main square, but she was SO plain, just NOTHING at ALL sparkly or tantalizing about her, less than even my imagination would allow, so I politely told her thanks for coming, but that she wasn't what I was looking for. And she wasn't even meeting me for sponsorship, she was there for the serious relationship thing.
This has just ground me to a furious halt, as two evenings ago, I met Karina, who insisted she had to go to work at 10PM on Thursday, as she was the boss of some computer programming firm, but she was meeting me to be her sposnor to help her with all her financial problems. Sorry to say that she had another very plain face, but the rest of her was certainly ok, she ran about 107 pounds, and from the neck down, I could have had plenty of fun with her. I get her to prominse to hook up with me Friday after work, when she would be finishing at 10, but of course, she calls me and says that she had to go off to Kiev, to take care of some business emergency, and she doesn't know when she'll be back. To top it off.........
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AND JESUS CREPPING SHIT!!
THIS IS LIKE, "AND NOW WE BRING YOU ACTUAL LIVE REPORTS FROM THE FIELD!!" SHIT, MONGERING IN ITS PURE TWISTED FORM, LIVE AND IN TEXT AS IT UNFOLDS LIKE 2 LABIA RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BLOODSHOT EYEBALLS!
As I'm sitting here typing a stupid report about some dumb dyev who jerked me around all evening thinking she was gonna hook me up and let me twist her into a little pretzel, and then I'm thinking that she stood me up for another monger, just now, she sms's me asking if I want "Orgiya" with her student girlfirends, 19 and 21 years!! Ahh!
Man this crazy shit turns around fast! Before that, I had 2 other calls, one from a student, got my number from her dorm friend I knew last year, she is ready to have sponsor tomorrow night, and another, from my agent's fotography studio's assistant....
woops! there goes another cutie, and this is getting wierder by the minute. ok, so the 3 orgy girls were too scared to come over, and they basically insited that I go over to their apartment, and then I could have picked any one of, or all 3 if I had any sperma left, which now I really have spent practically all the spunk I can spurt!
With such a srewy situation happening simltaneously, i couldn't let a girl practically in probably-fake tears go off into the cold night without some deep shafted bone grafting, NOW COULD I?? (hehehehe!!!)
So, after i had already told Alisa to grab a taxi and come over at 1:00 in the moaning, the university orgy team was sms-ing me for my adress, presumably so they can make a withdrawl form their sperm bank account before they drain it completely down to the vas deferens, and my tubules start excreting s.o.s. signals into the back of the little dyev's tonsils.
Well, to make a somewhat short story excrutiatingly longer, when Alisa's taxi pulled up, I was sms-ing the coed triplets, and now i'm going back and forth on the cell phone between 4 girls, when I realize I need to get in the elevator and go pay for Alisa's taxi. Not bad, 25 gr, but when I see her face, I get some feeling like I'm just not sure I want her to stay. But something is also telling me that I gotta get a better look at her, since its pitch black by my ftaroy podyest. And when I do, something else tells me to tell her no thanks, which doesn't make sense, cause she IS cute, about 5'4" and a nice small butt, but I do say "sorry, but nyet", and she just gets a look on her face like I really hurt her feelings and its actually worse cause she's trying to not let me see that I did.
I try to tell the taxi to wait and take her away, when she asks me to stop, so I say,oh, you want to call antoher taxi, you don't want to go back with this guy? And she says, yeah yeah, not with him.
So I tell her sure, because now she seems relieved, anway, when I get her up in my foyer where the lights are on, I start to notice that she's pretty tight........, but there's JUST SOMETHING.
When she asks me why I don't want her to stay, which downstairs she didn't even ask, I don't want to lie to her, and I'm really too tired to bother making something up anyway, so I tell her because 3 students are coming over for an orgy. She says, hey.., she can't beat that, so go for it. Then the triplets call, and I use her to be my interpreter, since they're begging me to go over to their apartment, but I am staying put, (What a pathetic LOSER I am!).
After Alisa hangs up, she finally asks me, Don't I remember her? And she starts telling me shit about me that only I could have told her. God it takes me awhile, because she says that it was in 2006! But I finally start remembering her a little. What I want to know is how I forgot her little 38-22-24 body, but then she brings up a story that brings her back for me. SHe had called me to come over on my very last night, and ended up helping me re-arrange all the furniture in the flat, I remember that it was nice of her to help move all this shit.
So that "feeling" I was getting, is the old standard rule about NOT repeating with a dyev I've already had, and ESPECIALLY NOT, when its a whole year later, meaning I might have been lucky to get her when she was just beginning, so I CERTAINLY DON'T want her after she's been whoring for a whole year. BUT, the exception to that rule has to be if hse gave an outstanding performance, or if I just get that nostalgia feeling, to hang with an old chum, in this case, one that likes to deep throat swallow, and give great back-scratching!
Well she turned out to be another solid 7 with a .5 bonus for deliberately and repeatedly gagging herself on the Bez-pole. Now she claim to be 20, but I just have a feeling that she 's about 24. She was quite proud to tell me no cigaretts OR alkogol for 5 straight months, so maybe she is 20, but, it really doesn't matter anymore. She wasn't greedy, so who cares.
Well, its 4:25, time for a fucking nap. Let's see what tomorrow brings????
Man this crazy shit turns around fast! Before that, I had 2 other calls, one from a student, got my number from her dorm frined I knew last year, she is ready to have sponsor tomorrow night, and another, from my agent's fotography studio's assistant....
Haha, I enjoy the satirical way of describing your hardships. Mind if I ask, how much are dorm girls you're mentioning in latest post? Location?
Bez Bezarra
10-19-08, 16:32
Haha, I enjoy the satirical way of describing your hardships. Mind if I ask, how much are dorm girls you're mentioning in latest post? Location?
You never know, with these ladies. Some can be quite greedy, while some are really not out to take you to the cleaners, so it can be anywhere form a few dinners and small gifts, all the way up to two or three hundred. The highest costing sponsorships are for the super incredibly hot ones that start pouting when they don't get what they want, but they also know that they won't get what they want, if they refuse anything, so its pretty much carte blanche, anything form anal to lesbi-videos with vibrators and swallowing all-nighters, as the dorm ladies can stay out all night, but then they have to wait until after 7:30 to get someone to let them in. So if they're gonna be here for breakfast, they know that's gonna include another sessions.
In the big picture, I know I'm breaking the rules by spoiling them, so I'll tone it down a bit for the team. Turns out that I'll be meeting Lea, 19, and not involved in any serious relationships yet, at 8:00 tonight at the square in the center, then a short walk back here, and we'll see what happens.
This afternoon, I had to opt for p4p, from one of the cat-houses i tried calling last night without any results. You'd think I could find soemthing in a big city on a Saturday night, but no luck, what a dump this place is!
But all the numbers I called last, night, the palces started calling me today around 12:30, and so i tracked down Yula, who has the softest skin with jet black long hair, pretty green eyes, and a cooter that feels somewhat shredded from getting pummeled without any lube by a bunch of soldiers.
What a pity. I'll post her up to for ya, but again, it'll have to wait 'til I get back.
Ok, time to go............
Stravinsky
10-19-08, 16:32
At long last, I am finally able to actually report from the field, as I bought a laptop and got wired here in the depths of candy land, so the obvious advantage is that I can give blow by blow reports as they unfold, rather than have to draw from foggy memories.Sorry Bez, didn't mean to dis you. The real time reports are great. And we certainly do appreciate you taking time out from your busy schedule to write. :) Where are you, anyway?
I am curious about the technology, are you dialing in through a landline? Or is this some sort of wireless link?
It seems that the quality of the dyeffki is going down. Or is it that your tastes have become too refined? :)
Bez Bezarra
10-19-08, 19:56
These dyevuchkies are a sad bunch, I'll tell ya what!
Exactly where I am is less important than the fact that the stupidity level of females in Ukraine has sunk below to new all time low levels of the Marianna Trench depths variety!
Let me give you a few examples of the little sms "game" that I'm in the midst of with Tatiana, an 18 year old bartender that works from 8 Am to 10pm 8 days a week.
Bez: Priechala moy kvartira SICHAS!! KANYETS IGRA!!
Tatiana: Ya go in you house c sistra? We go bar?
Bez: Get your skinny ass over here NOW or I'll be on the next poyest to Kyiv!
Tatiana: Sister go. Vstrechat ya and you bersday?
Hell, at this point, I'd gladly fuck her stupid sister with 3 teeth! Now I have to say, that Tatiana is a healthy blond version of Ann Hathaway, with a pretty interesting looking rack. I did manage to get her over here last week after work, of course she brought her sister and her sister's significant otter, I think, he was anyway...(No, otter is NOT a typo!)but definitely a bit odd. He had the typical buzz cut of funky looking yellowish hair, but he was only about 5 feet, sort of a dwarf munchkin fellow, but not unpleasant, and supposedly he and Tatiana's 3 tooth sister just had a baby together, which she seems to desperately want me to come to the kids 1st birthday party on Tuesday, so I think I'll pass, as odds are the kid is some kinda freaksih mongoloid with a webbed head and three feet!
Anyhoo, I just caught a cab over to the square, $7 round trip, to meet Karina. What a miracle! She's out of the hospital and didn't really need that operation after all. Christ, so they think that every businessman form the West still believe that "I need an operation" bullshit, STILL??? I guess it shows how hopelessly stupid they still are, well, naturally she shows me how cold her hands are, as she holds them out for a handout, because GUESS WHAT? she won't get in the cab and come back to my place, because, GUESS WHAT AGAIN, doh! Here it comes, "Ti PLOCHA!!!" yeah, I'm bad because I won't give her a handout, while she's probably got her drunk boyfriend hiding in the bushes. She didn't look too good now that I think of it, but its absolutely her own damn fault, for completely wasting my valuable time, when she could have easily put me to good use, and not jerk me around all week with no intention whatsoever of bering sponsored. Dumb-ass suka, serves her right. You don't go around treating friendly foreigners this way and think that anything but more trouble and problems are gonna come your way, so whatever she gets, she deserves it!
In the meantime, Tatiana continues to pull the same stupid coy but I'm really broke bullshit as well, these girls are SO stupid, it boggles the mind. DO they really think that another Bez is gonna show up next week, so they can be so picky and choosy that ANY other monger would ever set foot in this disgusting shithole, and then, to top it off, actually give them the fucking time of day, like I do out of pity and good will? Were talking lead paint and too much mercury in the fish, that theyse dyevs brains have developed without any ability to reason or deduce that their rainy day is here for the next six month, and they got nothing but a sock full o' holes saved up to get through a very long nasty winter.
And in case anybody else hasn't fuckin' noticed, Putin is Dry-fucking the Orange revolution right up the god damn ass embargo-ing Ukraine for heating oil now, as it happens to noe be five days after the hheat was supposed to come on, and the old radiator is as dry as a fucking bone still. Yes, October 15th is when the heat always starts working, which sure makes it easier to take a dyevochka out of the shower, and not have to cover her up in 3 blankets while I lick her hoo-ha, so that she's shaking from my highly skilled technique, and not because its fucking 15 degrees inside my bedroom again!!
God damn politics!
Hecker, Lukasek in czech means little Luke, not naive ;) ... believe me I really am not so naive....if she was not able to understand the camera was without memory card, how could she was able to bypass the password of my lap top and mobile cell too ? Maybe an hacker that is a pro part time, but not her ;)
And I never lost of contact eye my mobile phone, even if i go to toilet for a moment i take with me and when i am in my bedroom they are switched off, so even if she switch on...she needs passport...I pay very caution when and where I write here.....really, I am not naive....
Strav:everytime I said udachu, to taxi driver and when get out of disko and they answered me with stastlivo I remembered you using here this word with a smile ;)
Thanks for your word.....
I found a wifi here in Tver I will soon post the report of the first day......I only write I got to become really angry, or better say, to play I was angry :) they did not allowed me to get into a klub.....ok if i was in moscow, but not here where I am the one now spending more money.....typical russian "racism".....
Stastlivo ;)
Little guide to Ufa
I will write now just few infos for somebody so crazy as me that will arrive here :)
The city:
Ufa capital of Baskiria republic, 1 million inhabitants, there are much more muslims you could think and even if I never felt unsafe,the girls are not so easy going as the russian ones.
Many tartars too make a mix of look,let's say that the 20-30% of the girls are really very nice, specially in the disco and in the shopping center.
Far less than 2 hours by plane from Moscow, flight 2x day with s7,round trip for 180 euro.
And yes....the city is definetely ugly !!!!
Dirty and dirty are also the taxi inside you should wash your pants every time you use one. Ok not every,but the most of them yes ! You realized how dirty is the city,cause you never seen a clean car, even if every time I went to Jet the car wash is full of cars,actually in the streets they look as the owner never washed.
I guess how much powder you will go to breathe in summer when it not rains every day as now in october if even now it seems to rains sand.....
Weather:
In october is awful, when it not rains, it rains....but the biggest problem is that the street are full of water, you do not know where to walk, actually you'd go faster if you swimm instead to walk....I bought a waterproof spray to try to protect my beloved Prada shoes,cause here it is not a joke with so much water, really unconfortable.
One day snow too.
Restaurants:
The best ones are Mokko, not expensive and great food and wine too, specially the italians ones ;)
Tinkoff expensive for the quality of food.
Jet Klub great too.
Where to go:
The center is street Lenin, I got boring most of time, the top notch klub are Akafe, Jet Klub and Prospekt, Pravda and Infinity more for teenager discos, surely some other discos but even these one are empty besides friday or saturday so to find what to do will be surely your main problem here.
Sauna, yes, the first one I tried is wonderful for cheap price, Kul Tau at Zorge street,everybody knows it.
Shopping center, gostini dvor not much nice, much better Mir, new on 5 floors with many shops,bars,cinema and restaurants,Europa the most fashion and however there are about 6 very big shopping center...big choice...yeah...
Prices:
So cheap, I give at random as I remember some examples.....at Jet Klub a coca cola in disco it is just 50 rubles (1,35 euro), entrance 200 rub(5,4 euro), beer 150rub (4 euro).
Good sushi for 15-20 euro all included for one person but you really eat a lot of sushi.
Taxi the first day they fucked me....300rub (8 euro), the second day I was already able to negotiate till 100rub (2,7 euro), to everywhere in the city with every car, sometimes at night 150 rub and when I was in hurry and not in mood to negotiate 200 rub........if one he is used to Moscow prices and comes here, you end to save money every day and in couple of days you have your wallet full of rubles if you use atm so often as in Moscow. I could say, here hard to spend money....
One girl told me in some village out of Ufa they never seen rubles....
Sex:
Strip klub objekt, a bit far from the city,nevermind everybody knows it, 3500rub (94 euro) 60 minutes, cheap drink.
Oasis, same prices and another 5-6 strip klub I did not see, but taxi driver told me there are.
Tochka as in every city from Moscow till Vladivostok, I found 3000rub to morning so a bit cheaper than in Moscow ;)
With freebie, I got success only at 20%, one from five I met....too many muslims girls, ok, they get drunk, but from to be drunk to open their legs in front of your nose it can take much more time you can imagine....
Postcards:
Ok maybe I am the only one I would like to send to my friends to my home town,but just to say I was not able in 14 days to find a place where to buy them, ( the mypro I took found it after a long search....)
Internet:
No problem, many internet salon, 20 rubles 30 minutes and many bar has wi-fi.
Sim cell mobile phone
In Moscow I bought a number and I asked I want to use it till Vladivostok, I am in Ufa in roaming, so to call it is a bit expensive, even for them if they call you, but so far as here nobody speaks english, it is very cheap to write sms and at least when I get a sms in russian language I read and understand.
Language:
Russian or Baskiria language...actually even the name of the streets are in the two languages and I guess sometimes when I did not understand some words, they maybe spoke to me in Baskiria......
So come here if you want to learn russian, you will have not easy time, but I can guarantee in 14 days your knowledge of russian will improve so much.....hardly,let's say impossible, even in top notch klub as jet or prospekt to find a menu in english.....this is the only one thing I miss from Moscow here...
Russian service:
Something you will have to handle sooner you could expect and much more times you would want....it is not only slowly service everywhere it is....nobody care to help you, when you are searching for a street, for a taxi, to understand or to buy something.....be aware you will be alone...always....some examples ?
Here you have: at desk of s7 in Moscow, nobody spoke english but also they did not care to try to help me; at my hotel when in russian I asked to call the airport to confirm my flight showing the paper of my ticket the old woman said ja neznaju,ja neznaju....obviously without to neither try to help me, they are so lazy that they do something only for themselves and surely not for the first gringo arrived here...yes often some money helps a lot, but if in London,Paris or Barcelona you go to ask something, they see you as foreigner so they try to be patient and to help you, here they try to avoid to be polite and kindly....after a bit you get used,but not soon....
Delay at date:
I noticed from the first days here as if you have to meet with a girl at 20:00 you can go there at 20:30 and you will arrive first.....even witth a delay of 40-50 minutes they not write sms or call you,they take all without hurry....at the end I let her to decide when to meet and I end with a sms like this, ok let's meet at 20:00,but if I do not see, at 20:10 I will leave and it worked enough good
Conclusion.....
The main questions here are two....
The first one: do I suggest to my best friend to go to Ufa ?
I have not one answer, cause it depends what are you looking for and why you come here.
If you come cause your company send you here, you have already resolved my biggest problem how to kill the time ( Doc Skank was very wise in his suggest to try to see museum or something like that, otherwise you get mad for boring in provinces, specially in autumn or winter...) and so far as you will not be on your expenses, you can take also an expensive one pro, but if you have to pay with your money to come here, I think it surely does not worth it.
Nothing to see, nothing to do, freebie very hard to get to bed so if you will not stay here one month with enough time to work slowly and well every your contact......much better another city and please.....no muslims republic too....
However I have to mention what Jake said.....the girls here are really very very nice, comparing the girls I saw in 3 evening at hot dog with the freebie at Jet Klub, the ones from hot dog seems very ugly and it is amazing as in the dance floor I saw 90% of women.....the men here just never dance....again the problem is that the disco are crowded only 2 days per week...too little....
So to make long short, I do not suggest to come here for Ufa, but if you will have to do it for business, it can be good.
Second question: did it worth it for me to come till here ?
Let's make clear, that I contacted really hundreds of girls in the month earlier to come here from mail.ru, I just copied and paste with mouse the prepared few sentences and wrote for a week to 100 girls every evening....why 100? Cause it is the max number of girls you can contact before the server of mail.ru will stop you for spam till next day.....
One day girls from 18 till 22, second from 23 till 25 and so on....
Most of them not answered me, many yes but in russian, other stopped to write me after some messages.....
It is not enough to look how many cute girls you see in one city and think you come here with hundreds of numbers, I came with 22 numbers and if you read my previous post you know it was not easy....
Let's say too that I am 34yo, 172cm 66kg, normal looking and dressing, just an average normal guy, so I am as an ordinary member here in the forum and if you are not Tom Cruise I do not think you are gonna to get much more lucky than me...but if you get, please tell me how ;)
I had some fun, nothing bad happens to me, the city is dirty but safe and most of all you can buy included sex, it is very cheap, but if I think I did 8.000km to come here....so it worth it just as an experience of life, something totally different you do only once in the life,it did not worth for the number ,little, of pussy I got.
What I really regret is that the city in quality and number of pussy has really a great potencial, but the problem is to get it in your hands in 7 days....less the first week you need to improve your russian and to know where to go...
Consider that nobody speaks english, so you really need enough time to get used to speak russian and hard to find a buddy cause it is not a turistic place.
So....the answer ?
IF I did not meet mypro, surely I was probably regret I came here, but even one woman when she is nice and the sex with her it is the best sex you had, can worth it to go so far......so I am happy I visited Ufa but once is more than enough
Now I am happy to leave for a non muslims city....yes...maybe Moscow and Piter is not the real Russia, but neither Ufa it is....
Lukasek
Stravinsky
10-19-08, 21:00
Bez,
Dude, you didn't tell us! Happy Birthday! Pazdravlaiyou vas snyom rozhdyeniya (I congratulate you on the day of your birthday).
Wherever you are, it sounds like my kinda place; dumb, barefoot and pregnant, that's the way I like 'em. :)
So, basically, you text local dyevs, "Come over to my place and fuck me." This approach works well in the Ukraine???
What I really want to know is... how did you entertain the brother-in-law?
Stravinsky
10-19-08, 21:38
Strav:everytime I said udachu, to taxi driver and when get out of disko and they answered me with stastlivo I remembered you using here this word with a smile ;) Thanks for your word.....с большим радостью, sssbol'shim rahdostyu (with great pleasure) :)
Bez Bezarra
10-19-08, 22:23
How did I entertain some bozo?
I showed him a few photos of a hotel on South Beach, and a golf course in Jupiter. You know, having wrapped up my 10th day, with a triple strike out tonight, I'm getting pretty perturbed about the lack of nookie situaiton. Its now been 9 hours since I got laid, and I'm feeling pretty low.
I don't know whether being able to post on ISG while I'm posted out here in Bumfuck Oblast is a good thing or not, I could be watching some stupid old sovietsky movie crap-ola on the telly, but instead I gotta sit here and redpudiate your erroneous congratulatory wishes, and re-direct them to 3-tooth seestra's darling little fuzz ball. I'm sure this kid will grow up to be another Dostoesvsky, etiher that or he'll be slaggin' coal with the boys from Kirovhrad. I did actually get a half-decent rib eye steak at the bazaar yesterday, for $3, pan-fried that slab up on the gas stove with onions, peppers, and some 'shrooms. A little on the chewy side, but decent enough flavor. Not exactly Winn-Dixie, but this is backwater, USSR after all.
They got a new interesting Vietnamese entertainment center that I'll take Tanya and Lena to tomorrow night, gotta thank them properly for hooking me up again this year, i really don't know what i would be doing without them, as all the rest here, dumber than dirt brainless twits, insist that they can't possibly hook me up with a padruga under the age of 24. Even when I offer them outrageous bonuses, the likes of which they'll NEVER have another shot at in their entire lives, they just ignore me, perfectly content to go on about their dreary boring existence and leaving me squiriming in agony trying to meet my MDR of twat, ( that's Minimum Daily Requirement, for those who omitted my last post), not that I blame ya. But really, is there some un-written law that makes them so god-awful lazy? I guess the old soviet system is so deeply ingrained into these people, that they wouldn't bend over to pick up a Krugerand if it meant they'd have to stop thinking about how red their lipstick is today.
Least but not last, i'd like to close this day's posting by doing a little ignoring myself, as tomorrow, my internet best contact, Darva, will finally be meeting me at 13:00. I think I will just lay it on the line with her, and propose a massive sponsorship deal, one that will compound annuities into her 401K plan at a rate of less than half of Warren Buffets dental floss expense, and see if she is ready to join the G7 before it declares Chapter 13.
And on that note, i wish you all a pleasant Dobre Noch. This isn't Walter Kronkite , and that's not the way it ain't. (in Bez-zarro land!)
Stravinsky
10-19-08, 22:35
Tatiana: Sister go. Vstrechat ya and you bersday?
I rest my case... :)
s nyom rozhdyenia tibya...
s nyom rozhdyenia tibya...
s nyom rozhdyenia Bezarra...
s nyom rozhdyenia tibya!
(sung to the tune of Happy Birthday to You)
BTW - it's dobri utra (good morning) and
spakoinoi nochi (good night)
Just in case you have to text someone. :)
Lukaszek,
You are great and very honest.
Can you tell why did you choose this city, Ufa, based on what criteria?
I have also hesitations about russian province although chances there do exist.
Stravvy...this is why I am so happy I learned czech language....many words are the same in russian.....pleasure in czech is...radost ;)
Hecker: why Ufa it was the question asked me every single person I met in Ufa....the answer it is only I had to decide one city from moscow till vladivostok served by s7 and where i could find cheap accomodation, Jake wrote nice girls in ufa, so i start to collect some contacts and went there,so at least i can to my friend in home town i went to baskiria even if i will have first to explain where it is ;)
Yes i got only one freebie without money in 14 days, too little i know, but i think that also the one student i got and wanted 2000rubles can be considered as freebiee,cause as she said, i like you Luke and i am gonna asking you 2000 rubles, 54 euro, cause for you it is so cheap price but for me it means a lot....so how to spot freebie, girl who will have sex with you without money or just an ordinary girl that so far as she is together foreigner will try to have nice time and to get a bit of money too ?
To tell the truth, i left when everything started to work....i undervalue the time a foreigner needs to get to know the city and specially to improve enough good russian to be able to have a conversation, i thought was enough one week, but it was not,now in tver it is much more easily for me, i met with the first contact, she showed me the wifi bar,now i am, at evening i should meet another one contact, however i am really a bit tired to be alone, i am use to be together many friends in my home town and to hunt always alone without buddy it get boring,let's say it stress you a bit.
Provincies are not moscow or piter...what it does it means....even in good hotel, the shower can not work or the bedroom could smell so bad.....not easy,really and as i saw provincies not means easier sex....hey,at least for me....maybe other did better or maybe they wrote it is easy,just to not write the truth....what i wrote it is only what real happens to me, i have no reason to lie,but i hardly figure one normal man as me to have a big success in provincies in little time, cause one thing is to write,another one to have success.
The only good things about provincies is cheaper price, besides that.....more negative points,as nothing to do, not good restaurants, junkie food, not friendly people....an example? the girl i met she went back yesterday from cyprus, i asked what you liked more of cyprus, weather, the sea? She said, that there everybody is friendly, here in tver everybody is cold and angry....and if it was said from a girl that speaks russian....it says a lot......
So far...Stastlivo ;)
the girl i met she went back yesterday from cyprus, i asked what you liked more of cyprus, weather, the sea? She said, that there everybody is friendly, here in tver everybody is cold and angry....and if it was said from a girl that speaks russian....it says a lot......)
Luke,
You are on to something my friend. There is some truth in what you say. Glad you can look back and consider your trip to Ufa a positive one. Good luck in Tver......
Bez Bezarra
10-21-08, 09:06
i rest my bezarra...sung to the tune btw dobri nochi in case you have someone.
i think the dyev's prefer my chuy'ed up ruski!
it amuses them, with the yolki polki's and the popa zhopa's, when i sound like i just stepped off the boat from south jersey.
anyway, here's my wild and crazy update for monday night. frustrated again to the point of going 0 for 4, in the afternoon my driver schlepped me around town for this and that, and when it came down to meeting time with katya, naturally she was another no-show. glupy durak!
so i figured we could call the cat houses again, and see if anything interesting was to be found, went back to the same place i found kleopatra on sunday, climbed up four flights to the brothel, and found 2 losers smoking and watching tv. pass!
came home after hitting the supermarket for supplies, and pretty soon started to get some returns. set up meetings with 3 dyev's at the square, got my driver mike to pick me up and over to the flowers bazaar. a couple of nice long-stem reds, wrapped up with gold bow's. at 7:00, natasha is supposed to meet me, we've been texting back and forth for a week without success. between 6:45 and 6:55, i finally get answers back from 3 other dyev's i had sms'd in the afternoon, and now they all want to come! i've got mike on the phone interpreting for me, while i'm sms-ing natasha that i'm stuck in traffic and to please wait for me, i'll bee there in only 5 minutes. i'm hollering at mike to speed things up and make it snappy, he's so slow sometimes on the phone, i guess all these fucking russians drag out every conversation for some wierd reason, they could just say, ok be here at 8 o'clock, but it takes 10 mintues to say that, while they go on and on endlessly about god only knows what. but meanwhile, i'm telling him "davay!! davay!! bistry bistry ya son-of-byotch!", cause i still need him to talk to elena and yana. elena is 18, yana is 19, and natasha is 20, so i've got all age groups covered.
so as i'm just wrapping up who's coming and where and when, natasha texts me that she's tired of waiting and she's leaving! i holler back, wait wait, i'm here, and jump out of the car, hoping that she doesn't notice i've been sitting there for 15 minutes texting other girls, and stalling her for time, while i know she's shivering in the 12 degree wind blowing down the street.
so she relents and says ok, ok, she'll wait. when i finally find her at the fountain, she's just on the homely side, and has just a touch of those thick fingers and hands indicative of the horrid looking babushka she's gonna metamorph into in 25 or 30 years, and i'm really not sorry that i made her wait, and actually very happy that i also told 2 other dyev's that they should head over to meet me. i could have cancelled the others, if natasha turned out to be a keeper, but why limit your possibilities knowing that she might not meaure up. but i have time to kill, so we talk for a while, and i start charming her about how pretty she is, and she's smiling now with the rose i gave her, but i explain that i really don't think she needs me because she doesn't need a sponsor anyway.
then she tells me an interesting story about how her day went, the typical 'life in the day of a dumbed down ukrainian dyevochka in the big city', you will love this!! so she admits, that she does not have a job, and is trying to find one, and went today for an interview with a firm that was advertising in the newspaper for an interpreter. natasha's english is very passable, compared to most here that take an hour to say even one word, and then laugh hysterically at how funny they sound. so natasha says that the 2 men that interview her tell her she's very beautiful, (a lie of course), and so because of her hotness, she will be required to have sex with their clients! i guess that's the "interpreting how far she can shove a cock down her throat" part of business conversations found normally in ukraine?
anyway, i tell her thanks but no thanks, and that maybe i'll call her sometime, and off she twaddles like a little lost duck in her poofy madonna skirt and dark leggings into the sad lonely night, having blown her chance at a generous sponsorship with a wonderful foreigner businessman gentleman that is the bez!
so here's the kicker, she texts me an hour later, this message:
"hi again. sorry me for my behaviour today. i am hot-tempered person and you very pleasant man. and to say the truth, i need sponsor! so if you didnt change mind, we can meet next day. and you can teach me english and i teach you russian, ok?"
the best part of this, is that i'm chuckling and polina is now asking me what's so funny. polina was the fourth dyev i was texting to come to the square at 8 o'clock, and when she showed up, i started thinking, maybe i had finally scored. with no hesitation whatsover, she jumped right into the car, and straight off to my apartment. she doesn't like cafe's or klub's or any of that, just ready for some home cozyness. but polina is the real anomoly that just does not fit the typical mold of all these dyev's i've been meeting. she's 21, or so she says? i didn't check her id though. 5'7", and 108 pounds, 32 breasts. dirty blond hair died red, pale as snow white skin, and very pink in all the wet places. she absolutely did not want to get bedded on the first date, until i swore to god and heaven, that i would never ever ever ever think that she was a bad girl for having sex the first night, but that it was really necessary because i could be called home by my company any day, so time was the problem. once she understood that i would not question her goodness, she practically tore off my shirt and started trying to tongue my epiglottis.
it turns out, that i was at the right place at the right time for once, and just had a dyev ready to get down with a foreigner a scratch the itch she seemd to have down there. with her clothes off, she really looked about, well, since its prohibited from discussing under 18 here, lets just say that she looked considerably younger than she claimed she was, but who's to say. she sure didn't seem to have a dishonest bone in her body, not counting the engorged bez phallus firmly lodged way in her hoo-ha.
fotos to follow, after getting home. :-)
It turns out, that I was at the right place at the right time for once, and just had a dyev ready to get down with a foreigner a scratch the itch she seemd to have down there. With her clothes off, she really looked about, well, since its prohibited from discussing under 18 here, lets just say that she looked as much as 7 years younger that she claimed she was, but who's to say.
Fotos to follow, after getting home. :-)
I think I speak for all when I say we eagerly await your photos to assist in age determination!!!! ;)
Bez Bezarra
10-21-08, 21:21
I think all eagerly wait
your photo to ass !!!!
LIfe is good. Strange, but good.
After a morning session with Oksana, part-time free lancer/medical university student, I started the old sms thing again, and i guess the Bez is just on another hot-streak. Had a few lining up, Ruzanna who is 20, who's been texting me for a couple days, to come to the square at 4:00 pm, then Nastya, who insisted I meet her at MacDonalds at 5pm, or as she texts it:
"Privet, davay vstretimsya v 17:00 vozle Makdonadsa na prospekt Revolutsi. Otvet sichas!"
So I'm really not expecting much in the way of success, I figured yesterday with Polina was just dumb luck, and that I'd be right back in the thick of the bullcrap they've been feeding me for a week, that is, getting the royal run around, OR getting rejected at the first meeting, OR going on a seemingly ok first date, but then getting rejected the next day when I expect a follow up. I've had 5 of those already, 4 of which were very fuckable, not perfect, but students are students, they ain't pro's, so they fuck like banshees when ya push the right buttons.
Little did I know, that Ruzanna, who came in the Mitro from the suburbs, is standing across the square by the newspaper kiosk, and we're playing long distance mobilny-tag and hide and seek. I run across traffic and nearly get clipped by the fucking elechtricka, and find a real down home tom boy country girl with long yellow/white hair and a goofy smile. She's 5'8", and a dripping wet 105 pounds with 32 B's and a 20 inch waist, and sparkly blue eyes. I can see there's something very special about her, though I'm not able to put my finger on it yet. Cigaretttes and Orbit gum is all I had to buy, though she did down 2 shots of the Ruski Standard bottle I was planning to take home as a gift/bribe for my new boss.
I have to say that this girl was a real keeper, I slowly began working her using the ISG all-Monger Certified Doctor Skank method of drving them past the limit of their ability to resist the temptation of having a wild fling-romp in the sack with Joe Foreigner Yankee American Bear.
To any less than qualified highly experienced up and coming monger reading this, let me affirm that the Doctor Skank method is proven to work flawlessly over 98% of the time, and its recommeneded by 4 out of 5 mongers who eat pussy and chew gum, too. (though not necessarily at the same time).
For what seemed to be a good solid hour, I worked her from a few short smooches to some heavy frenching on the balcony in-between cigarettes and back massage/titty gropes, but really started kneeding her ass cheeks and nipple squeezing. At one point, she grabbed my throbbing johnson, but kept fighting her mating instincts, and backing off with some deep breaths.
I knew I was starting to wear down her willpower to refuse me, and could see little cracks unfolding in the chinks of her sex-resistance armor. i just kept playing it cool, and threw in some pouting to throw her off guard. She would get real worried when I gave her the sad look, and I'd just say that I was very disappointed that she needed to wait, and not go to bed on this first date.
At one point, I just said, sorry, but I CAN"T WAIT, and she looked me dead on and told me to go into the bedroom, and she would go int the bathroom and be just a few minutes.
That was it, boy.
Low down and dirty, a real hard core sex maniac. You guys will kill me for saying this, but as I've let on before, I was quite fortunate to get my shot in the Mystery Tramp, way back when she had only first begun her tawdry trade in flesh, as Zhanna, super VIP mamachka of Kyiv, broke her in, into the biz back in 2002. My long standing rule with Zhanna was always, ONLY fresh brand spanking new girls with NO EXPERIENCE ONLY.
So without being banned, I'm going on the record that Ruzanna could well pass for MT's long lost kissing cousin, though be it a very fresh-faced version. I kept getting deja-vu's of MT, though please keep in mind, I only dipped my wick into MT twice, and that was during her third week of employment, back when it was all just fun and learning new things, but with all the other members photos of MT making the rounds, you guys gave me a lot of reminders of how much fun she was, that is, before her rectum pussy became putrified with all those nasty curdled bloody gray oozing trichomonas discharges, cheesy rashes and infected sores. Lovely!
nasty oozing green trichomonas discharges.
OK Bez, now you are just showing off.
But you have got to tel us where you are. Somewhere in the provinces I presume? I would say, "Good Hunting" but it would appear that you don't need any help from me.
Here's to keeping the streak alive......
I guess....why Bezzie does not want to meet Lukasek.... ??? ;)
Bezzie why at the same time we are in different countries ?
A beer with you....no price LOL
In the disco now plays... I will survive.....surely, but the need to come back to Russia is already in me even if I am still here ;)
Bezzie where are you ????? LOL
where the fuck ARE you ?
Don't bother to ask this question to Bez , as he will inevitably answer that he is somewhere between Vekynavobashkotartaroktyagorsky and Karabukayachavochersyastok.
;)
Bez Bezarra
10-21-08, 23:03
OK Bez, just tel us you are in the provinces?
I would but it would appear that you are.
Here's to keeping salive......
Look, if I reveal my location, it just takes all the fun out of trying to figure out why Bucharest, Sofia, Tallin, Vilnius, Riga, Prague, Warsaw, Kiev, Moscow, and St. Pitr are NOT worth the cost of competing against your fellow mongers, and dealing with jaded females out to empty your wallets.
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
Besides, what's the fucking difference? All the 2nd tier cities are good, if you have some connections. Those you have to make on your own, I can't do that for you. Everyone knows that its not as easy anymore. And why would I want everybody horning in on me here and fucking up my talent pool?
Jesus fuck it all, I fuck this place up enough just on my own, I really don't need YOU ALL to ruin it any faster than I can on my own. Most of you turds have figured out where I am anyway, except that I keep changing locations. It would get boring going to the same place 19 times anyway, how many times can you look at a fucking Mig-7 jet fighter or a rusty old tank?
Go find your own fucking place. Just take some fotos, and then we can figure it out by comparing the bathroom tiles and come-squirt stains I left on the ceiling!
You can keep changing locations, but we will find you after the election, oh yes we will.
Stravinsky
10-21-08, 23:09
"Privet, davay vstretimsya v 17:00 vozle Makdonadsa na prospekt Revolutsi.Bez has given us an important clue to his whereabouts. It's a city, somewhere in the Ukraine, that has a McDonalds and a street called Prospect Revolutsii.
That should narrow it down considerably! LOL
Bez Bezarra
10-21-08, 23:12
Come get me, you neo-con screwballs!
Dead or Alive!
Or in my case, turgid or flaccid!
Actually, its easier to hide, (and spell), when I'm bewteen Omsk and Toms'k.
Now, Ruzanna, I forgot to say, is from the Kuril Islands.
Pretty strange, I thought that was next to japan?
Starvinky, haven't YOU figured out that I also changed the name of the Prospekt??!! :p
Bez Bezarra
10-21-08, 23:19
You cant find the election, oh we wi.
Where'd I put that Viagra?
Ok, here's the big clue that you need, a dead giveaway!
ITS FUCKING COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TIT IN A BLIZZARD.
TURN ON THE FUCKING HEAT, YOU FUCKER POOTY Putin!!
GOD I HATE POLITICS!
Bez Bezarra
10-22-08, 07:12
no worries mate!
kleopatra the 18 year old i nailed from the salon, is by no means and no way jose no chance the same one you had last month in kiev, because first of all, i didn't really get her at a salon, i got her from a mamachka i know, and second, because her name isn't kleopatra! she just has that exotic look, so i called her that. her name was actually yula, which is every dyevochka's name, except for natasha, katya, and tanya.
and she also hasn't been in kiev, i always aks them if they go there, so i might be able to hook up with them when i'm passing through on my way back and forth to central candyland.
as far as my need for privacy, its not that i need it or anything. sure ok, i'll admit i've run across an occasional wanna-be monger or two out here, one german guy i met in the snack bar at the institute, who tried to tell me a thing or two about ukrainian girls, and how smoking hot his last girlfriend was and how he only had to buy her a few dinners and small gifts to get her in bed and how it only took him a week. when i whipped out the fuji z, and scrolled through a few recent padrugas in compromising positions, (mainly doggy style), he quickly became quiet. another guy he was hanging with also professed to be the ladies man, though he seemed to feel that lonely working divorcees' with children were the easy freebie, and it might even get him a few food scraps. ukrainian gigolo, though he wouldn't say whether he stuffs jerbils up his [CodeWord116] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116) shute. another time, i actually overheard a couple of guys at a nearby table speaking english in my little cafe/restaurant in the park. how disturbing that was! the only english i want to hear being spoken is my own, or some dyev pleading, "geev me syeks, now!"
so, its not that i wouldn't mind buying the gang some pitchers, i really would enyoy that, in fact, if anyone will be in kiev this saturday, shoot me a pm, and we'll do just that, eh? :o
He is probably in Kiev. He meets the girls near Mc Donalds, not these in Kreshatik metro station but the other metro station. Probably he was in a province city before, maybe in Lugansk or Poltava.
I think he chooses girls from mail. Ru with ''chotsiu naiti sponsora'' or colored names. He writes in Russian province and not in ukrainian in order not to get caught by sb in Ukraine. He will send photos after he leaves Ukraine for the same reason. In order not to get across any problems in Ukraine before being out.
Doctor_Skank
10-22-08, 13:23
Besides, what's the fucking difference? All the 2nd tier cities are good, if you have some connections. Those you have to make on your own, I can't do that for you. Everyone knows that its not as easy anymore. And why would I want everybody horning in on me here and fucking up my talent pool? Bez makes an important point. When it comes to the provinces, it's essentially ALL the same.
Whether Ekaterinburg, Kaliningrad or Tomsk... the game is more of less the same.
But I know where Bez is, he's in...
(sniper shot rings out)
Bez Bezarra
10-22-08, 14:09
Since I finally have a laptop with me, I can actually meet up for a brew with somebody, on Saturday evening in K-ville.
Any of ya mongrelly mongers gonna be in the neighborhood? I'll likely be holed up next to Mandarin.
PM me by Thursday, because Friday I gotta return this ASUS I had to borrow from the IP president, and swap back the one I bought at CompUSA before I left, which naturally would not conform with Ukrainian protocols for PPP0e.
I also tried it in Kiev, its the new Sylvania GoS mini-laptop, and it wouldn't work in Kiev either, so I can PM someone my mobile, but chances are I won't be able to get back to the board once I have my piece of Japanese ka-ka back, even when I get to Kyiv, so...........
I couldn't even get on in Amsterdam Schipol, I mean what the fuck is with the WiFi? You gotta pay 10 euros to surf the web in the fucking airport?
Oh well, I guess if the airlines are charging for a drink of water or a pillow or a blanket, why should WiFi be free, eh?
Anyway, kiev on Saturday, calling any Senior members for a pow-wow.
Bez Bezarra
10-22-08, 14:27
Dude, are you there?
Dude, gde moy mashina?
I'm in the States now, missed my fall trip to Kyiv because I couldn't take out a subprime loan to finance it due to the credit crunch.
What do you mean your laptop doesn't work in Kyiv??
Ironically enough the only airport I've been to where the Wifi is free is Borispil.
LifeSavour
10-22-08, 21:26
Since I finally have a laptop with me, I can actually meet up for a brew with somebody, on Saturday evening in K-ville.
Any of ya mongrelly mongers gonna be in the neighborhood? I'll likely be holed up next to Mandarin.
PM me by Thursday, because Friday I gotta return this ASUS I had to borrow from the IP president, and swap back the one I bought at CompUSA before I left, which naturally would not conform with Ukrainian protocols for PPP0e.
I also tried it in Kiev, its the new Sylvania GoS mini-laptop, and it wouldn't work in Kiev either, so I can PM someone my mobile, but chances are I won't be able to get back to the board once I have my piece of Japanese ka-ka back, even when I get to Kyiv, so.
I couldn't even get on in Amsterdam Schipol, I mean what the fuck is with the WiFi? You gotta pay 10 euros to surf the web in the fucking airport?
Oh well, I guess if the airlines are charging for a drink of water or a pillow or a blanket, why should WiFi be free, eh?
Anyway, kiev on Saturday, calling any Senior members for a pow-wow.Wow..... someone needs to stop eating that 'kakashka'!
LS Guy
Bez Bezarra
10-22-08, 22:25
What do you mean your laptop doesn't work in Kyiv??
the only airport where Wifi is free is Borispil.
Was that a trick queuncho?
I thought that EVERY U.S. airport, train, bus, and subway station, and bike rack HAS WiFi, that fact that its free is what I thought the whole point was.
If you're gonna charge for it, ya might as well be forced to plug into a terminal. Oh wait a tic, cell phones are wirelss, not free either. Uh......I guess I just figured that one out. Oh well.
As far as my komputor, its right up there on the technology scale with veebroters, eh......, that is, no. I plugged it into the DSL line available now in the flat, and it goes through all the steps, but when it gets to the last one, it should open up a website and start streaming, but it falls off and only keeps asking if I want to restart. What a great investment that was!
Guess I could have gone for the $1700 AirMac, but I couldn't get a sub sandwich loan or a Crunch bar form Corsair Deviate, and I needed every last kopec of financing for Olya, Yulia, Anya, and Polina, so I splurge-impulse bought the absolute cheapest piece of Bangladeshi crap that they make, the Sylvania GoS, that actually doesn't Go anywere. I guess they do make nice light bulbs, so laptops can't be any trickier, can they?
Ok, almost Last Call for Saturday in KBP? Anywho?
Ok, almost Last Call for Saturday in KBP? Anywho?
Sorry Bez - I am stateside for another week. Won't be back in FSU until December. Za vashe zhdrovya!!!
I've never been to an airport in the US or any other airport in the world that has free public wireless except for Borispil. I don't know much about free wireless in the US because I have broadband cellular wireless (not free). I do know most Uni's and Colleges in the US do have free public wireless.
It's not so much that your computer doesn't work with the broadband in your apartment, you just can't configure it to work or don't have the right adapter. That is why I ask you what you meant. Your computer works just fine in Kyiv, it's Bez who's having the problem, also known as OE in tech support. :)
Doctor_Skank
10-23-08, 14:30
free public wireless /Borispil. Really? Never noticed! Don't tell anyone, they'll start charging.
Where is it free... after passport control as well, near the chronically crowded Irish bar with the shitty sandwiches?
As far as my komputor, its right up there on the technology scale with veebroters, eh......, that is, no. I plugged it into the DSL line available now in the flat, and it goes through all the steps, but when it gets to the last one, it should open up a website and start streaming, but it falls off and only keeps asking if I want to restart. What a great investment that was!
Guess I could have gone for the $1700 AirMac, but I couldn't get a sub sandwich loan or a Crunch bar form Corsair Deviate, and I needed every last kopec of financing for Olya, Yulia, Anya, and Polina, so I splurge-impulse bought the absolute cheapest piece of Bangladeshi crap that they make, the Sylvania GoS, that actually doesn't Go anywere. I guess they do make nice light bulbs, so laptops can't be any trickier, can they?
We're getting way off topic, but I thought that Sylvania was purchased by Siemens - wouldn't they want to put their own name on things? There's no reason to get an overpriced Mac (I've never liked Macs - I always thought the people that used them were vegetarian teachers with a bunch of gay friends, but I digress). I just bought a brilliant little Acer Aspire One with 160gb on its hard drive and a 1.6 mhz Intel Atom processor for $400. It weighs 1 kg.
Bez Bezarra
11-01-08, 13:48
i thought siemens would want to put their own name on?
there's no reason to get an overpriced mac
i never like macs -people that use them were vegetarian teacher gays.
i just bought a brilliant little acer aspire one with 160gb and a 1.6 mhz intel atom processor for $400.
it weighs 1 kg.
balky!
well, er...., thanks, i think, for your brilliance and tech savvy sophistication, i'm not sure we could find our way through the dark maze of monger computerifications without your guiding light of wisdom, so you go boy! and fuck those apple asswipes!
yes, your little acer will work just fine, especially the tiny little undersized keyboard and micro-sized mouse-pad, are especially easy to use for dwarves and midgets with child-sized fingers.
i myself traded in that sylvannia pos for the lenovo ideapad in firered, same storage and speed, and price, as your acer, but the keyboard is bigger, and the screen is bigger, and its just my own preference, since after all, i've always used mac's at home, so you know what that means!
just because the dyevochkas insist i give them lessons in how to increase pleasure during reproduction exercises, and they happen to be my most eager students, doesn't necessarily equate to my mac over pc preferences, but for close-minded blinders-on thinkers out there, we'll just let you keep thinking your grumpy homophobic thoughts so you can swim in hate and fear, where you seem to be most comfortable. those of us on the other side, will continue to accept pussy licking instruction from our gay female friends, nothing wrong with being a lesbian trapped in a male body, my thoughts anyway.
ciao for now, brown cow!
Come get me, you neo-con screwballs!
Dead or Alive!
Or in my case, turgid or flaccid!
Actually, its easier to hide, (and spell), when I'm bewteen Omsk and Toms'k.
Now, Ruzanna, I forgot to say, is from the Kuril Islands.
Pretty strange, I thought that was next to japan?
Starvinky, haven't YOU figured out that I also changed the name of the Prospekt??!! :pO.K.
Probably it was Mc Donalds in prospekt Oktobrianskaya in Minsk.
Guys I will appreciate ANY recommendation in the village of Penza.
I will be there sometime for business reasons.
Thanks
i don't have anything against girl-on-girl action... the kind of homosexuality that grosses me out is the male-on-male kind. the thing with this acer that makes me like it more than my regular notebook (a toshiba satellite) is that it's not a pain in the ass to lug around the world. when i'm at home, i plug in a keyboard and a mouse. there are rubber portable keyboards now available that can be easily stored in a bookbag. they can be bought at tsifrovoi centr and probably places like best buy in the us. the mini-notebooks were actually designed for children as part of the one-laptop-per-child initiative, which sought to introduce $100 laptops to africa so that every chile cud stan' up an' be accounted fo'. bbc world loves this story.
back to pussy!!! i ran into a good old-fashioned tochka in mitishi (yarslavskoe shosse) where prices started at 6500 rubles per night, and went up to 9500. it was rather funny because i stopped 50 meters past the girls and the guy behind me couldn't understand that he and his wife had to go around me so that i could back up and chat up the hobags. love.mail.ru seems to bee a good place to find p4p. when i was in kiev, i saw a lot of them in the internet cafe in the underground complex next to bessarabski market (near the sports bar at the arena where they had eurovision). my buddy yuri fucked this one blonde girl (pictured) that was about 24 that ended up latching on to him. he's a 35ish jewish muscovite that looks like tarantino (also pictured). the main technical reason i hate macs is that ipods convert everything to their own stupid transfer-proof file format.
balky!
well, er...., thanks, i think, for your brilliance and tech savvy sophistication, i'm not sure we could find our way through the dark maze of monger computerifications without your guiding light of wisdom, so you go boy! and fuck those apple asswipes!
yes, your little acer will work just fine, especially the tiny little undersized keyboard and micro-sized mouse-pad, are especially easy to use for dwarves and midgets with child-sized fingers.
i myself traded in that sylvannia pos for the lenovo ideapad in firered, same storage and speed, and price, as your acer, but the keyboard is bigger, and the screen is bigger, and its just my own preference, since after all, i've always used mac's at home, so you know what that means!
just because the dyevochkas insist i give them lessons in how to increase pleasure during reproduction exercises, and they happen to be my most eager students, doesn't necessarily equate to my mac over pc preferences, but for close-minded blinders-on thinkers out there, we'll just let you keep thinking your grumpy homophobic thoughts so you can swim in hate and fear, where you seem to be most comfortable. those of us on the other side, will continue to accept pussy licking instruction from our gay female friends, nothing wrong with being a lesbian trapped in a male body, my thoughts anyway.
ciao for now, brown cow!
Guys I will appreciate ANY recommendation in the village of Penza.
I will be there sometime for business reasons.
Thanks
Dosug.nu seems to have a lot of Penza listings, mostly under 'individualki'. Penza should be cheap, because it's situated in an area where I've found cheap pussy recently (800p. in Saratov) via Dosug.nu. If you walk up to apartment doors in the areea that have a number and the word 'dosug' (probably a six-digit number for Penza), call them: those are escort services.
If you are lazy, some of the numbers are:
8 (902) 083-1040
8 (909) 316-1940,
8 (8412) 399-450
Stravinsky
11-08-08, 17:19
If you walk up to apartment doors in the areea that have a number and the word 'dosug' (probably a six-digit number for Penza), call them: those are escort services.Blaked,
I doubt if there are any doors in Penza with the word "dosug" written on them.
There may be some doors with the word "Досуг" written on them. :)
Dosug.nu seems to have a lot of Penza listings, mostly under 'individualki'. Penza should be cheap, because it's situated in an area where I've found cheap pussy recently (800p. in Saratov) via Dosug.nu. If you walk up to apartment doors in the areea that have a number and the word 'dosug' (probably a six-digit number for Penza), call them: those are escort services.
If you are lazy, some of the numbers are:
8 (902) 083-1040
8 (909) 316-1940,
8 (8412) 399-450
Thank you very much, I will be there in winter so I will really need some "warm female company". By the way I will probably be visiting this town more times, this one I will be staying in a hotel (there are 2 main hotels but they are little expensive, the Rossiya and the Penza Hotel I really hope they allow girls to the guest rooms withouth any problem) but I was wondering if anyone knows if it is possible to rent a cheap but decent apartment in Penza because I suspect appartments in Penza should be cheaper. Maybe I can book one through a website???
In this provincial town what would be the avarage price for p4p in your opinion? I want to know it in order to not over pay the girls and thus do not jaded them for other mongers. Or I better try more with non pros there ???
Thanks again
Some informations on Rostov?
Bez Bezarra
11-17-08, 06:34
In Penza what would be the avarage price for p4p
in your opinion?
I want to know it
in order to not over pay the girls
and to not jade them for other mongers.
Or I better try with non pros ?
Don't worry about "average" price!
There is no "average", there is the price, and that's what it is!
The price is whatever the mafia says it is, whether that's 1000, or 1500, or 2000, what ever they say when you call, that's it. You might want to remember this though, if you are foreigner, and YOU call, it might be more than if you ask a local to call for you, but sometimes, even that doesn't matter. The dispatch woman who answer the phone probably doesn't give a flying fucking stupid shit who the fuck you are, because to her, the price is the fucking price, and thats the price, OK????
Oh, and it also doesn't make one fucking bit of difference about anybody's opinion of what the price is, BECAUSE THE PRICE IS THE PRICE!!
Uh,...so don't worry about that either.
Another thing to not worry about, overpaying the girls! If there is one thing that you DO want to do, its to OVERPAY!!
Huh??! What?? Overpay?? Yes, genius, if you get really lucky and they give you a really hot girl, GIVE HER MORE MONEY!!! That way, she'll keep coming back, AND do all the extras that she WON"T do, if you try to be a stupid cheap bastard!
The last thing you need to worry about is jading any girl for OTHER mongers! There AIN'T no other mongers going to Penza!! You got the whole fucking place to yourself!
Finally, yes sure, go on and try with non-pros, try all you want!! In fact, you should skip the p4p and get laid 3 times a day wth non pros! Hey, they're free, right? Uh,... unless you sponsor them, which is ok too. Just don't overpay, because you might jade them for Bez. :)
Just kidding, kiddo!
Take fotos, ok?
Tver
As I promised here the report of the city of golden ring I went.
First of all I have to say I decided to go to Tver cause somebody in the forum wrote this city has much more women than men, cause many men went to Moscow to work.... this is just a big bullshit cause after a week in Tver I can say men and women are 50-50, surely I saw much more women in Ufa.
I went to Tver during my third week of my staying in Russia, I had still tonsillitis for my smoking too many cigarettes, so my mood was not the best as you can easily understand.
I met the first day with a girl that was back from holiday from Cyprus and that she told me found there a boyfriend so I obviously no more meet her.
I met other 2 girls but maybe I was me not in mood, maybe Tver is too sad and ugly city, I do not know, but after 3 days I realized it was better to leave.
I asked to some taxidriver if there was a tochka they said, in Tver the only place to get pro it is sauna, so far as I was a bit sick I did not try sauna.
I stayed at hotel Seliger and I asked twice to the girl of the floor if I could have a girl for the night and she always said in this hotel they do not provide prostitutes.
The hotel was so russian style made me feel ever worst.
The only good thing that there are many kafe bar with free wifi net.
In the same building of my hotel there was the best one disko in all the city, klub Zebra...the first evening I arrived I went there and the stupid bodyguard, surely arrived from some small village, full of steroids smiling told me, I am foreigner so I could not get into the klub.
It made me so angry, that I asked why many times, but he smiled proud that he could decide who goes into and who not.....I decided to check who was smarter between this moron and me...
I went to the reception of the hotel and speaking loud and angry I said in english: I am here with busines visa as you saw, I am here for work, I need to have internet connection, you do not have this in your hotel, in the next door in the klub Zebra the man did not allow me to get into or you do something or tomorrow I call my business partner in Moscow that choose and reserved this hotel for me and he will surely will come here to speak with the director of this so called hotel.
She told me, she doesn't understand english, and I knew it, so I said more or less the same things in russian.....thanks to Ufa my russian as I noticed was much more good I could even imagine....maybe I was really look like angry,but she immediately went to the klub and after one minutes she came back and said all is ok...I went again to the klub and he smiled to me, from that day I never had problem to get into....and I learned that better to be a good man only in my home place or in west europe, in Russia much better to be a bastard the same as they treat us foreigners.
So I decided in about 3 days to leave Tver but I had to decide where to go, so far as I like to use s7, I saw for the little price of 1.200 rubles I could go to Kazan or Samara...one muslim city, Ufa, was more than enough, so I choose for Samara and in that moment I did the biggest mistakes of this long holiday...to choose the agency stay in samara....soon I will report about it.
Get business visa and you will travel from Moscow to Vladivostok without no one problem.
BTW Luka.
Isn't registration a problem if you stay in an apartment with a business visa ?
I myself had a business visa when I was in Tashkent and my apartment landlord was unable to register me, as he could have done it if I had a tourist visa. The authorities told him that registration for a business visa holder must be made either by a hotel, either by the company that provided the visa support (in my case, I ignored which company it was), and in any case NOT by a private landlord.
The result was that I had to find a hotel that accepted to register me (with a fee) without that I stay there. One finally agreed for us$6/day, so $300 for the whole stay. :(
Is the Russian business visa registration procedure as restrictive ?
The result was that I had to find a hotel that accepted to register me (with a fee) without that I stay there. One finally agreed for us$6/day, so $300 for the whole stay. :(
Is the Russian business visa registration procedure as restrictive ?
I've always been on business visas and never had an issue. But yes, it's best if you work with the company/organization that issued your invitation. Typically they only have to go to the post office to register you these days.
Privet Prosal, I guess it is different the way to get register in Uzbekistan and in Russia. As Pizdyets said actually they go to post to register you, it is just a fee they pay.
From now I will always take business visa, cause you pay a little more than turistic but it seems works much better, cause as I wrote I took care to be registered only once,when I arrive to Moscow, then in Tver they did not gave no one registration, maybe cause I always paid 2 days per time and even in Samara they did not registered me. In Ufa they asked me if I want to be registered, I said yes, but I lost the registration paper of one week.
There is many wrong info about registration, the only thing I know for sure is that I trusted only the company that in my home town provided me visa, they said by e mail it is enough once and they were right :)
BTW Luka.
Isn't registration a problem if you stay in an apartment with a business visa ?
I myself had a business visa when I was in Tashkent and my apartment landlord was unable to register me, as he could have done it if I had a tourist visa. The authorities told him that registration for a business visa holder must be made either by a hotel, either by the company that provided the visa support (in my case, I ignored which company it was), and in any case NOT by a private landlord.
The result was that I had to find a hotel that accepted to register me (with a fee) without that I stay there. One finally agreed for us$6/day, so $300 for the whole stay. :(
Is the Russian business visa registration procedure as restrictive ?
Prosal
As you found there is usually a way around registration. The hotel may have gouged you a bit at $300.
Perhaps a little more looking around may have found you a better price. Your apartment guy should have had a solution for both tourist and biz visas. Maybe a good question to ask prior to renting a flat.
Like most things it may depend on who you talk to.
I remember in Moscow I did the registration at a travel agency on the 6th floor of the Peking Hotel in the center for around $50 for a biz visa. Was stopped by the Militia on that trip and all was well with the visa.
Guido88
Bez Bezarra
11-20-08, 06:27
I never had an issue, if the company that issued invitation only go to the post office to register you.
No Police??
No Police??
BB, not sure I'm understanding you. For one thing, I never get stopped by police on the streets. I'm not Russian, but I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum from the "ethnic" types whom militsia usually shakes down. For another thing, I always register within 3 days of entering Russia, so even if I were stopped, I could tell them to fuck off.
Or were you talking about how to register? Hotels will do it, or you can do it at the post office. No need to go to the police station, MID or OVIR these days.
Bez Bezarra
11-20-08, 12:46
I'm simply talking about registering, so that when you leave the country, and they check your papers, you don't get hassled about it and get stuck paying a fine.
Since I NEVER stay in a hotel, I always have my travel agent who invites me, take my passport to the police, and they always charge me anywhere from $120 up to $250, depending on whether the apartment is registered with the police as a "foreign rental", and whether I show up at the agency on Saturday morning before noon, which is a really big hassle, since I always arrive on Friday night around midnight, so I really prefer to sleep in, after unpacking and unloading my first load with a fresh dyevochka, and I kind of need my passport those first few days, to change a dollars to rubles, and to get my sim card, etc.!
Beacuse if I wait until Monday morning, then I missed the 3 day limit, and then the agency charges me about $300 or $400! Fucking criminals!!
So its still really a big PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS!
So are you saying that I can go by myself to the post office and register, or does the travel agent still have to go for me?
And do I still have to go on Saturday morning, or can I wait until Monday?
Bez....why you go to make everything so difficult ?
Why to have your travel agent to invite you ?
Why do not stay for 3 days in very cheap hotel and get registered for free ?
Find in net, as I did, the company that provided you the cheapest business visa, find the cheaper hotel and stay there 3 days and then you free as bird to go and to do whatever you want....is this not much easier than what you did ?
...and it is free hassles at all !
Stravinsky
11-20-08, 15:56
Bez, dude...
If someone is telling you that you must register with the police for $250 when you are in Russia, then you are being seriously ripped off. Better find another travel agent.
It is now possible for a foreign citizen to register in Russia at the post office. Yes, I know, I didn't believe it myself until I personally went to the glavnii pochtamt, but civilizatsia presholl (or is it preshlah?). Of course, you gotta speak the lingo. The dyezhurnaya at the kassa ain't gonna speak English and there are no English forms to fill out.
It is now possible for a foreign citizen to register in Russia at the post office. Yes, I know, I didn't believe it myself until I personally went to the glavnii pochtamt, but civilizatsia presholl (or is it preshlah?). Of course, you gotta speak the lingo. The dyezhurnaya at the kassa ain't gonna speak English and there are no English forms to fill out.
Yup, BB's being taken for a ride! And as I recall, it's 3 working days.
And Strav... it's цивилизация пришла. :)
Stravinsky
11-20-08, 17:01
And Strav... it's цивилизация пришла. :)I knew you would have the answer... :)
Yup, BB's being taken for a ride! And as I recall, it's 3 working days.
And Strav... it's цивилизация пришла. :)
Mo-debly 3 WORKING days. For example, if you enter Russia on Friday at 5:00 PM, you have until the following Wednesday at 5:00 PM to get your shit together.
I know this because last time, I was in Russia, Moscow Star Apartments registered my visa for the normal $55 fee. I was starting to panic because I had been in Moscow for 2 days and Irina didn't have time to do it that day and went on the explain the requirements. Apparently, the burden of responsibility is on the office registering your visa. If they see that you have been in the country for more than 3 WORKING days, then they can get into trouble if they register your visa.
And if you are on a business visa no one seems to give a crap. Last April, I was in Saint Petersburg for a week and had my visa registered. Then I went to Ufa for a a few days and no one batted an eye. When I arrived in Moscow, I completely forgot about registering the visa. By the time I got around to getting it registered, I had been in Moscow for almost a week. Moscow Star didn't have any trouble because there was nothing to proven when I had actually arrived in Moscow.
Bez Bezarra
11-21-08, 04:24
I was staying in an un-registered apartment, so the travel agent used that as an excuse to charge me more money to register. I arrived late Friday night, and was humping dyevs till dawn, and I also thought it should be 3 business days, not calendar days, but the agency said NO! The other problem was that it was some holiday on Monday which I was not aware, so the registration office closed down after noon, and I didn't roll into the agency office until 2:00 pm. So I had arrived on Friday, and the agency didn't get my passport to the police until Tuesday. So I paid too much. Big deal! The sweet dyevochkas more than made up for the pain in my wallet.
Next year I will take my landlady with me to the post orifice, and tell my travel agent to stuff it! $30 for tourist invite is all they're gonna get this time.
I don't need no biz visa, cuz I'm stayin' put. I got so many sponsorettes already lined up waiting for my arrival, I only have enough time for eating, drinking, fucking, and sucking. Kinda like Tony Montana, you CONYO cockroaches!!
NOW MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!
DOES THE NEW BLACBERRY STORM USE A SIM CARD??
I JUST GOT THE SAMSUNG INSTINCT, BUT I WONT BE ABLE USE IT OVER THERE, BECAUSE SPRINT SUCKS DONKEY DICKS, SO I CAN TAKE IT BACK AND JUMP TO VERIZON, UNLESS THEY PULL THE SAME LAME CRAP.
ANYBODY KNOW THE DILLIO?
I So I paid too much. Big deal! You are absolutely right - when you compare that to what you (we) spend on dyevs, it's a bit of a rounding error.
Gentleman Travel
11-21-08, 18:08
NOW MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!
DOES THE NEW BLACBERRY STORM USE A SIM CARD??
I JUST GOT THE SAMSUNG INSTINCT, BUT I WONT BE ABLE USE IT OVER THERE, BECAUSE SPRINT SUCKS DONKEY DICKS, SO I CAN TAKE IT BACK AND JUMP TO VERIZON, UNLESS THEY PULL THE SAME LAME CRAP.
ANYBODY KNOW THE DILLIO?
Yes, the Storm uses a SIM card. How could it not?
I don't have the Storm, but have been using the Bold since September and it is great. Haven't even got half-way through the features, which are much enhanced from my previous BB, but love the GPS and map app. On my last trip I searched and marked the location of the Palace FKK, so I could take public transit there with confidence. Fabulous tool for travelling some place where you don't speak or read the language.
Who can give me informations?
I will be in Rostov mid January.
Yes, the Storm uses a SIM card. How could it not?
I don't have the Storm, but have been using the Bold since September and it is great. Haven't even got half-way through the features, which are much enhanced from my previous BB, but love the GPS and map app. On my last trip I searched and marked the location of the Palace FKK, so I could take public transit there with confidence. Fabulous tool for travelling some place where you don't speak or read the language.
Russia and Ukraine operate on a European GSM standard. That means that if you're from the states, the only phones that will work will be the kind offered by T-Mobile or AT&T/Cingular. These work with the American GSM network, and you'll want to shop around specifically for a quad-band phone - a 'world phone'. American phones are usually locked to their networks so you'll need to unlock your phone or buy an unlocked phone - plenty are available on Amazon. The Nokia N95 is by far the best, but if you just need something that will work in a pinch, get a RAZR or a Motorola Motofone F3, which retails for $35 on Amazon.
The three mobile phone companies that operate in Russia are MTS, Beeline, and Megafon. These are 'pay as you go'. None offer national roaming rates, so it's best to buy a new sim in each city you visit. They cost between 5-10 dollars and usually include certain amounts of minutes. My favorite plan is Megafon's 'Ediniy' plan that offers international calling for 12 cents a minute. 'Life' is Ukraine's least expensive phone company.
Superparatrooper
12-19-08, 06:46
I think it would be cheaper to unlock the phones than buy even the cheapest phones on amazon.com or eBay.
I've had a number of phones unlocked for me in Berlin & Warsaw. In Warsaw it cost me about 20pln (5 Euros) to unlock a simple Nokia to about 100 pln (25 Euros) to unlock the iPhone. In Berlin the prices were a bit higher.
I'm sure you can go to any second-hand cell phone joint in Moscow or other bigger city and they will take care of the sim lock in 5 minutes for probably no more than what it cost me in Poland.
American phones are usually locked to their networks so you'll need to unlock your phone or buy an unlocked phone. Plenty are available on Amazon.
The three mobile phone companies that operate in Russia are MTS, Beeline, and Megafon. These are 'pay as you go'. None offer national roaming rates, so it's best to buy a new sim in each city you visit. They cost between 5-10 dollars and usually include certain amounts of minutes. My favorite plan is Megafon's 'Ediniy' plan that offers international calling for 12 cents a minute. 'Life' is Ukraine's least expensive phone company.
Bez Bezarra
12-19-08, 12:57
I ended up getting something that I can't use when I go, because my company are a bunch of total cheap assholes. SInce I found an account that was being directly paid for at corporate, bypassing my local A/P department, that no one had used for years, I insisted they give me the biggest credit they were allowed, which was 3 months service, about $150. So I used that to get the Instinct, which is just easier for texting, not that I text that much here, compared to candyland, when I'm texting non stop 24 seven.
So the phone basically cost me nothing, plus they'll send me a $100 rebate in 3 months, which I'll pocket, since this company is vastly underpaying me, for the 60 hours a week I'm giving them simply trying to keep my head above water, and not drown, in the deluge of complete bullshit makework paper chase, of one million per cent bullshit CYA garbage, that is the business of government handouts and death.
Of course, after trying and not liking at all, the new Blackberry that clicks, I was simply not aware of any other good deals on new touch screen cell phones, besides the I-phone, which still costs $200 minimum, but now I see there are a multitude of them, so I might just see what bargain I can find when I go over to candyland in springtime.
My other personal preference is something very small and light, since I'm always banging into stuff when the phone's on my hip with a belt clip case, and the Instinct is not that small or light. The phone I just saw this weekend that looked cool was a small white oval model with no name, that was a new touch screen, at a Verizon kiosk in circuit city, but again, no SIM card, and it did not have a prce listed, but it was much smaller and quite a bit thinner than my Instinct.
Too bad I can't find something as cool as my Samsung UH-100, the thinnest phone in the world, barely bigger than a credit card, but not very easy at all for texting, but I paid way too much for that, in 2007, in Ukraine, about $180!
I liked it a lot, though, because I was using it here in the US with my ATT sim card, though the signal was a problem inside my apartment, and at my old job. Now that I'm working in the city center, no more problems with that, but now its sitting collecting dust on my dresser, as I'm going it alone with the Instinct. I will use it on my trips though. Oh yeah, and Sprint charges 20 cents a text for international sms, with NO promise that my sms will actually get through, from their network to any Russian or Ukrainian network. What a bunch of huy!
Anybody been there ?
Any info ?
Okay its not Siberia, but the Urals must have something to offer with all the oil workers :D
Cheers
Bez Bezarra
01-26-09, 11:01
anybody been there ? okay its not siberia, but the urals must have something to offer with all the oil workers :d
oh yeah, perm has sponsorship university students lined up around the block waiting for foreign invaders and conquerors, boatloads of vikings ready to disembark off their longboats.
their swords are sharpened steel and their shields are broad, pillaging and [CodeWord125] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125). the head of the snake, boy. that is power. human flesh. i gave you that desire. contemplate this, on the tree of woe.
oh yeah, perm has sponsorship university students lined up around the block waiting for foreign invaders and conquerors, boatloads of vikings ready to disembark off their longboats.
their swords are sharpened steel and their shields are broad, pillaging and [CodeWord125] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125). the head of the snake, boy. that is power. human flesh. i gave you that desire. contemplate this, on the tree of woe.
is there someone able to give some useful input ?
ben-
your photos are great, but a poetry run seems to be a new approach for you.
Can someone give us some information about Murmansk?
I have been there 8 years ago and had a lot of funn, but I dont see much information from this place.
I am interested in information about strip clubs and escorts etc.
Is the prices same as petersburg?
Would someone go to Murmansk if the trip is the same as to Petersburg?
Thank you.
There seems to be a disctinct lack of information on the whole of the Republic of Tatarstan. If anyone could correct this matter it would be appreciated. Cnacibo
Would need help in kransnojarsk.
Will be there for a week
Don't speak Russian
Anybody has a contact or recomendation there?
Thank you
Bez Bezarra
04-17-09, 12:15
Well, its now been a week, out here in the provinces.
Don't have time now to go into lots of detail, but I can report, that its now almost impossible to get any fotos, they are ALL paranoid about the internet, so if I somehow are able to get any, you'll probably complain that they aren't good enough anyway.
I've had some success from the internet, some from local agencies, but I am really struggling with new sponsorships. I'm being told, that its exam time, and that the reason I had so much more interest a few years back, was because I came here in the summer, and University students were not thinking about anything but having fun.
I did get lucky with 2 students, who were really hot for it, I barely turned up the burner to medium, and had them crawling up the wall,. But there's so much more to do. Gotta change apartments, gonna upgrade to a bigger and more comfy spot, with mirrors on the ceiling.
I'm putting the word out for a monger's meeting in Moscow, after May Day.
Anybody in town on May 2nd? That's 2 weeks after tomorrow, the first Saturday of the month......
Any ideas?
Stravinsky
04-17-09, 15:21
Bez Bezarra in Moscow? как может быть?? (how can it be)
OMG - Stop the presses, alert the Kremlin!!!
Bez, how long will you be there? Just 1 day?
Roger Mellie
04-18-09, 07:04
anyone got any ideas? or info?
Roger Mellie,
What ever is your reason to go there I have some guidelines for you.
If you watched the news you maybe noticed that russian forces stationed in Grozny as "war deployed" units started to pull out. So it can mean that violence can spread once again this time Chechen on Chechen. So common sence tells you to avoid Grozny.
Vladikavkaz is defintelly place to avoid since it's crime ridden town and you as not being local can be targeted for anything. Even kiddnaped for ransome (seriously). Other places near are Nalchik and Pyatigorsk which are just shit holes. Then there is Stavropol which can look ok but it's just a huge military base.
My personal choice would be Krasnodar. OK maybe it's not exactly North Caucasus but it's close enough. Certain number of foreigners are going there using Krasnodar as starting point to climb to Elbrus peak. There's a possibillity to score with some foreign climber chick who wants to climb on something.
But if you're into working girls and p4p then Krasnodar will not dissapoint you.
There's plenty of that. You can find russian, ukrainian, chechen, georgian girls. But pay attention to this. According to official statistics Krasnodar is russian capital when it comes to STD. There's plenty of it. I've just read article in moscow papers saying "15 year old prostitue in Krasnodar spreads STD to 137 of her customers". Advice is to be very carefull where you're putting your little friend.
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I've just read article in moscow papers saying "15 year old prostitue in Krasnodar spreads STD to 137 of her customers". Advice is to be very carefull where you're putting your little friend.
RM - don't forget to pack the Zithromax in case the condom breaks! On the other hand, you can buy it OTC at any apteka in Russia. Ask for 3x500mg of Сумамед (sue-mah-MYED).
Doctor_Skank
04-19-09, 09:12
I've just read article in moscow papers saying "15 year old prostitue in Krasnodar spreads STD to 137 of her customers". Advice is to be very carefull where you're putting your little friend.
Condoms condoms condoms.
My personal choice would be Krasnodar. You can find georgian girls.
Wasn't it Krasnodar region Governor who recently proclaimed that he wanted to send away all people whose last names had suffixes such as "adze", "idze", "ishvili", "ashvili", ect (all typical georgian suffixes) ? ...a pity as many georgian women are ridiculously gorgeous.
Anyhow, I have a friend (french) who owns a latin bar - Havana Cafe - in Krasnodar. He often told me that it's a quite enjoyable city which furthermore carries an outrageously high number of hot women of all types. His bar works pretty well BTW, certainly a great place to score.
RM, if you ever go in Krasnodar, I can give you his number. He now lives there permanently (and even imported his 1500cc Harley-Davidson!). Drop me a PM if needed.
- note to self : gotta go there someday -
Condoms yes, but article said most customers of the girl got STS "by oral meaning"?
Proposal, last year I read article in russian newspaper about a crime in Krasnodar. It said a 14 year black digger was payed 1000 rubles to put a bomb under car of local businessman. Which he did and killed him.
Also the kid was payed another 1000 rubles to put a bomb in the local bar owned by foreigner who drives around on the motorcycle.
Nothing happened because the kid was aressted before that.
Your french friend or just a coincedance?
And yes Krasnodar gubernator is already sending away Georgians who are illegally living in Krasnodar.
Also the kid was payed another 1000 rubles to put a bomb in the local bar owned by foreigner who drives around on the motorcycle. Your french friend or just a coincedance?
A foreigner owning a bar and driving a motorcycle. It's surely not a coincidence.
We haven't been in touch since a few monthes but I just sent him a sms to know the story.
Doctor_Skank
04-20-09, 22:04
Condoms yes, but article said most customers of the girl got STS "by oral meaning"?
Oral = AIDS/SPID= not very likely. Do some research.
I do not doubt a pro was spreading AIDS, but the stat seems very very skewed.
Anyway... there is a whole 'nother thread on that.
Oral = AIDS/SPID= not very likely. Do some research.
I do not doubt a pro was spreading AIDS, but the stat seems very very skewed.
Anyway... there is a whole 'nother thread on that.
That's for sure. Shelbysbaker did some great research on AIDS transmission from female to male under normal (vaginal) conditions. Even with a fully infected female, transmission rates are quite low (less than 1%). For chlamydia and the clap, MUCH higher (up to 50%). So I'm guessing they were not talking about AIDS, but probably chlamydia. But like Doc said, there's another thread for that.
Bez Bezarra
04-24-09, 07:26
Bez Bezarra in Moscow? как может быть?? (how can it be)
OMG - Stop the presses, alert the Kremlin!!!
Bez, how long will you be there? Just 1 day?
no need to stay longer, as i am now officially hitting the big time here in the provinces.
as usual, just as my two weeks are coming to an end, i am finding the gold mine i was looking for the hole time, hehe.
so instead of leaving now as i have done 20 times, i'm staying on.
yes its getting expensive, though i hit a freebie yesterday that wa a solid 9, and i lost count of her orgasms after 4, but.....
now comes the real fun
SO ANYONE IN MOSCOW ON MAY 2ND, OR AM I THE LONE GUNMAN AGAIN!!!!!
AColonizer
04-25-09, 20:05
Good question.
When we, Italians, have met young Slavic prostitutes doing swallow blowjobs to everybody (elders, dirtiers and drug-addicted too), we have wondered the same question.
I met three of those prostitutes who can do everything without condom, for years and years, and it seems nobody of those have a STD.
Here in Italy, the public health service offers free check-up to prostitutes, and those prostitutes, who are discovered to have STD, are take out of their work, in theory.
That's for sure. Shelbysbaker did some great research on AIDS transmission from female to male under normal (vaginal) conditions. Even with a fully infected female, transmission rates are quite low (less than 1%). For chlamydia and the clap, MUCH higher (up to 50%). So I'm guessing they were not talking about AIDS, but probably chlamydia. But like Doc said, there's another thread for that.
AColonizer
04-25-09, 20:21
What is Zithromax?
What do you think about Miramistin?
I read Pharmatex avoid pregnacy but promote AIDS?
RM - don't forget to pack the Zithromax in case the condom breaks! On the other hand, you can buy it OTC at any apteka in Russia. Ask for 3x500mg of Сумамед (sue-mah-MYED).
What is Zithromax?
What do you think about Miramistin?
I read Pharmatex avoid pregnacy but promote AIDS?
Zithromax is one of the branded names for azithromycin which is the generic name. It's also known as ZPak in the USA. It's basically a "howitzer" dose of antibiotics. As Pizdyets said it's, Sumamed in Russia and in Brazil it's also available over the counter as Azitromax and Zitromax.
I usually keep some on my shaving bag when I travel to treat sinus infection after a long plane flight. I find that by the time I get to a doctor and get a perscription it's too damned late so I like to keep some handy and stock up when I am in Russia or Brazil as it's available OTC.
But it does not hurt to take it if you ever have a condom break or (God forbid) you get drunk and have unprotected sex. It probably won't help you with AIDS but it will kill all sorts of bacterial "greeblies" that might attacking your system. There's two schools of thought however, when it comes to the AIDS virus. If your body's immune system is compromised due to cold, flu, or lack of sleep you stand a better chance to avoid infection from AIDS. The other side of the coin is that while antibiotics do a good job of knocking out routine biotic infection, they can have a temporary negative affect on your immune system.
Miramistin? Good question. I had a girl try to give me a CBJ once in Moscow and I stopped her, saying that I did not enjoy CBJ and that I preferred that she just not bother. She said, "no problem" since I seemed pretty clean she would give me BBBJ but wanted to spray her mouth with Miramistin before starting and then again after she (I) was done. I certainly didn't notice any effects other than it facilitated BBBJ!!!!!
Afterward, I was curious and did some research online. Have you ever read the info on the web site? Frigging hilarious. I'm surprised that they don't say that it cures cancer too!!!!!!!
This is from their web site:
About the drug.
Myramistin - is an antiseptic of the wide range of action. It is used in many fields of medicine. The unique qualities of Myramistin, which can destroy almost every infection, make it an irreplaceable drug for a home medical chest. Myramistin is successfully used for disinfection and healing of wounds and scratches. For example it is possible to use Myramistin to treat a child's wound which he got during a walk or a play, instead of traditional green or iodine. This will not only disinfect the wound but can also fasten its healing. Moreover the procedure is absolutely painless. It can also aid in healing of trophic] ulcer and, which is of primary importance, causes no allergic or toxic reactions. Myramistin is an irreplaceable aid in treating various burns, such as ordinary and solar burns. It is simply enough to put a hankie, moistured in drug on a burned place and the absence of painful blisters is guarantied. That is why it is useful to take it on vocations, especially dew to the fact that it doesn't require lots of space in a travel beg (it's in a flat 100 ml tube).
Myramistin successfully handles herpes, stomatitis and angina. Throat and oral cavity rinsing will help to handle the disease as fast as possible. In cases of herpes, put a tampon, moistured in Myramistin on a wound. After several procedures, all symptoms of the disease will disappear. It can also help to handle teenage acne while being used for face rinsing.
Myramistin is used for preventing and treating dermatomycoses. It is necessary each time after visiting a seeming pool to rinse nails, skin near them, space between the toes and feet with a tampon with Myramistin. Be sure to dry your feet, drying water in skin folds and bends.
Myramistin is a great prophylactic of venereologic diseases.
It destroys pathogens, which are transmitted during coitus, such as syphilis, gonorrhea, trichomoniasis, clamidiosis, and genital herpes.
Myramistin will help you even if your condom is torn. The main thing is to use the drug not later than in two ours after the coitus.
Myramistin will stand in use not only for your family but also for your pets. The drug solution is used for wound treatment, ears rinsing, for treating clutches after splinter evolvement. It is also used as ear drops, and for treatment of mixed ears and tails.
It is high time for you to try this treatment, as the advantages of it are uncountable!
How's that for no help at all?
AColonizer
04-28-09, 02:23
Thanks for information.
I haven't understood if Zitromax is similar to Augmentin, my favourite antibiotics.
About Miramistin, I think its best use is before and after uncovered coitus as an antibacterial disinfectant. Prostitutes (prostitutes are women payed to make sex) usually make uncovered fellatio without an antibacterial disinfectant, except for a water cleaning, sometimes. In prostitutes' behaviour, any kind of time waste is good to get money without work.
Moreover, why isn't Miramistin sold in Europe? It seems like some drugs sold in USA but not in Europe because they have one or more carcinogenic substances. For example, the famous anal whitening are considered potentially carcinogenic.
And about Pharmatex, what do you think?
Zithromax is one of the branded names for azithromycin which is the generic name. It's also known as ZPak in the USA. It's basically a "howitzer" dose of antibiotics. As Pizdyets said it's, Sumamed in Russia and in Brazil it's also available over the counter as Azitromax and Zitromax.
I usually keep some on my shaving bag when I travel to treat sinus infection after a long plane flight. I find that by the time I get to a doctor and get a perscription it's too damned late so I like to keep some handy and stock up when I am in Russia or Brazil as it's available OTC.
But it does not hurt to take it if you ever have a condom break or (God forbid) you get drunk and have unprotected sex. It probably won't help you with AIDS but it will kill all sorts of bacterial "greeblies" that might attacking your system. There's two schools of thought however, when it comes to the AIDS virus. If your body's immune system is compromised due to cold, flu, or lack of sleep you stand a better chance to avoid infection from AIDS. The other side of the coin is that while antibiotics do a good job of knocking out routine biotic infection, they can have a temporary negative affect on your immune system.
Miramistin? Good question. I had a girl try to give me a CBJ once in Moscow and I stopped her, saying that I did not enjoy CBJ and that I preferred that she just not bother. She said, "no problem" since I seemed pretty clean she would give me BBBJ but wanted to spray her mouth with Miramistin before starting and then again after she (I) was done. I certainly didn't notice any effects other than it facilitated BBBJ!!!!!
Afterward, I was curious and did some research online. Have you ever read the info on the web site? Frigging hilarious. I'm surprised that they don't say that it cures cancer too!!!!!!!
This is from their web site:
About the drug.
Myramistin - is an antiseptic of the wide range of action. It is used in many fields of medicine. The unique qualities of Myramistin, which can destroy almost every infection, make it an irreplaceable drug for a home medical chest. Myramistin is successfully used for disinfection and healing of wounds and scratches. For example it is possible to use Myramistin to treat a child's wound which he got during a walk or a play, instead of traditional green or iodine. This will not only disinfect the wound but can also fasten its healing. Moreover the procedure is absolutely painless. It can also aid in healing of trophic] ulcer and, which is of primary importance, causes no allergic or toxic reactions. Myramistin is an irreplaceable aid in treating various burns, such as ordinary and solar burns. It is simply enough to put a hankie, moistured in drug on a burned place and the absence of painful blisters is guarantied. That is why it is useful to take it on vocations, especially dew to the fact that it doesn't require lots of space in a travel beg (it's in a flat 100 ml tube).
Myramistin successfully handles herpes, stomatitis and angina. Throat and oral cavity rinsing will help to handle the disease as fast as possible. In cases of herpes, put a tampon, moistured in Myramistin on a wound. After several procedures, all symptoms of the disease will disappear. It can also help to handle teenage acne while being used for face rinsing.
Myramistin is used for preventing and treating dermatomycoses. It is necessary each time after visiting a seeming pool to rinse nails, skin near them, space between the toes and feet with a tampon with Myramistin. Be sure to dry your feet, drying water in skin folds and bends.
Myramistin is a great prophylactic of venereologic diseases.
It destroys pathogens, which are transmitted during coitus, such as syphilis, gonorrhea, trichomoniasis, clamidiosis, and genital herpes.
Myramistin will help you even if your condom is torn. The main thing is to use the drug not later than in two ours after the coitus.
Myramistin will stand in use not only for your family but also for your pets. The drug solution is used for wound treatment, ears rinsing, for treating clutches after splinter evolvement. It is also used as ear drops, and for treatment of mixed ears and tails.
It is high time for you to try this treatment, as the advantages of it are uncountable!
How's that for no help at all?
Yes, anyone knows how to get it in Europe, as it seems to me it is not sell under another name, you cannot get it at all in the old Europe.
Some company it sells it by internet ?
Why Miramistin is not sold in Europe?
Probably because somebody needs to pay big money for testing or something.
To order on the internet this place sells drugs from Russia and EE:
http://www.pharmacy1010.com/myramistin.html
AColonizer
04-29-09, 01:19
Yes, I don't remember correctly, but I could get it by a Canadian on-line pharmacy (for a higher price) and by directly the Miramistin manufacturer (but it doesn't deliver outside Russia). For your information, I payed 199 rubles (4,5 euros) for the big spray bottle in a chemist's in the center of Moscow.
Yes, anyone knows how to get it in Europe, as it seems to me it is not sell under another name, you cannot get it at all in the old Europe.
Some company it sells it by internet ?
AColonizer
04-30-09, 11:46
This is an interesting article about some diseases in oral sex:
http://www.from-ua.com/news/d6dbd5788d0e1.html
It seems papilloma is contagious by mouth and cancer is more probably by frequent deep throatings.
The common sense could suggest this article is reliable but real life is pretty different: in fact if this is true, our hospitals should be full of ill women because of oral sex.
Bram Roels
05-05-09, 08:56
Soon I will be in Penza!
How and where to catch the best freebies?
What is there now the usual price for a night?
Bez Bezarra
05-06-09, 03:03
Soon I will be in Penza!
How and where to catch the best freebies?
What is there now the usual price for a night?
Just go wave yer dick around!!
That always works for He Who Must Not Be Buggered.
But his brother-in-law is the Regional Kommander of the State Security Organs, and an FSB Colonel, so he gets whatever he wants, or its bing bing, know what I mean.
Best spot is the old kafe near the war monument by the Oblast Interior Ministry building, on Red Army street.
But of course your best advice should come from the lumberjackster himself, he's the all-time authority in town.
By the by, I hope he's the one that invited you, otherwise you'll have some 'splainin' to do.
If not, we'd all love to know exactly who DID invite you, and where ya staying, and why?
Just remember, this ain't Kansas, okay Toto?
Doctor_Skank
05-06-09, 15:07
How and where to catch the best freebies?
What is there now the usual price for a night?Freebie = free.
Freebie = free.
Not so fast, Doc...
There is almost always *some* cost involved, whether it's emotional or monetary. In fact, of countless "freebies" I've had over the years, I can't think of one that was both "no strings attached" emotionally and cost me absolutely zero (not one drink, one coffee, metro/bus/taxi fare, etc...)
Bez Bezarra
05-07-09, 15:25
You're gonna sweat over a coffee or a metro token?
You're no cheapskate, Piz, but even a market savvy monger as yourself, knows the difference between pro's, amatuers, and girls that are completely unmotivated and uninterested financially when it comes to relationships. Why on earth would you go so far as to concern yourself over coffee? You spend 50 times that much on taxis, door charges, and your own booze before you even talk to a girl.
The Doc is talking about scoring with a girl that you meet or pick up, that doesn't want anything from you when she is leaving your apartment.
That is not a new concept for you either, you work in the big city, when you go out after work and someone that knows you tries to hit on you, of course that's a freebie, in the concept of NOT paying for sex.
Sure, its gonna cost you in other ways later on, but its still a freebie, in terms of this guy, Bram Roels, question about "where and how to find freebies". Even Doc missed his point, that his second question IS NOT even about freebies, but about what the current p4p price is for an all nighter.
Even an over the hill duffer like the Bez gets lucky with a freebie every so often, I met one this time and last time that would not let me give her a single kopek. After she screwed my brains out, I even tried to give Tanya some gold earings, and she refused. All I was able to give her was a teddy bear that I paid $2 for at some toy store. The other one just wanted a long hot bath in the jacuzzi and a romp in the sack, and some beer, but no money. Since when am I gonna worry about spending $3 on beer?
If those aren't "freebies", then exactly what is??
When you're at the point that you're now measuring your own personal emotional costs as a factor to get pussy or not, you've got way too much pussy, and you need to start posting on Dr. Phil and Oprah's blog, not ISG!
Stravinsky
05-07-09, 17:02
Bez,
Chill dude.
Jeez, everybody's a critic...
Bram Roels some info for you.
Penza is very provincial place with population of half a million.
It pretends to be regional educational centre with six universities and whole bunch of other educational institutions.
But number of students is not very big since small number of them comes to Penza for education and those from Penza rather go to cities around like Nizni Novgorod, Kazan and Samara. To taste life in bigger places since Penza don't offer much.
"How to catch freebies" - well it will depend on your own skills but without russian language you will not go far in Penza.
If you're interested in p4p it is not that wide spread and quality is not high.
There's a story of popular 50 year old Tatar woman who gives a great blowjobs for like 300 roubles. If interested find her in main railway station Krivoozerovka simply know as "Penza 1".
To meet girls (whatever you're interested in freebies or pros) check small bars and caffes on Gladkov street (this is old historic street), for night time fun check clubs named Stereotip, Kvadrat, Stanciya, Scandal Project. You will need local information to find them.
Good place to check is "Kukolni Dom" ("House of dolls") which is local doll theatre and also children's railway. Plenty of single moms bring their kids to this two places so opportunity is there.
Since it is nice weather now take a stroll down the bank of Sura river, there are lots of people walking or sitting there including plenty of girls. But they are usually in the big crowds and not alone. You'll need nerves to deal with usally drunk and obnoxious young people.
A word of warning. It seems that Penza is regional center of RusTrans. No it is not a transport company but Russian Transsexuals. There are few bars exclusivelly for them and they like to gather in the dense woods around Penza and do whatever they do. So if you see a bar full of muscular chicks check first who they are. People in Penza are not willing to mention this fact.
I've been to Penza several times on my Volga tours and it's a place in which you can see everything interesting in two hours and staying there more than 3 days can be boring. Exept there's some good reason to stay longer.
Whould I recommed somebody to go to Penza? No for various reason.
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...I always guess how can be big the potencial of get freebie when one is working and living in Russia for long time and I mean at least 6 months.
I mean when you meet regular girl at supermarket, when you go to swimming pool, lessons of dance, salsa, merengue or whatever or to Gym.
Also when you live there, you have a lot of time, you are not in hurry, this make you really relax, cause if you not score this week, so next week or month, sooner or later you get really many girls with almost no money at all. Something as Essi in Moldova I guess.
Am I wrong ?
Pizdyets tell us the truth and let us dream for free ;)
Specially thinking that I am sure with russian girls it happens the same as czech and slovak girls, that once you get good friend, sex is almost a normal thing as between two men to take a beer together, not as in west europe where even with a very good and long friendship with a woman, you hardly can wait it ends in the bed...
I really would like to live and work in Russia to try it. :)
Doctor_Skank
05-07-09, 20:59
Not so fast, Doc...
There is almost always *some* cost involved, whether it's emotional or monetary. In fact, of countless "freebies" I've had over the years, I can't think of one that was both "no strings attached" emotionally and cost me absolutely zero (not one drink, one coffee, metro/bus/taxi fare, etc...)To define "freebie" I would say is any girl you bed that you didn't spend more on than you would a normal date.
Sometimes it is absolutely free, for example a girl you meet in a disco and take home or an internet girl that comes to meet you for a walk in the park and ends up getting face fucked before dusk.
As soon as monetary or pricey gifts are involved, it is more of a sponsorship/semi-pro thing.
Another way to quallify a freebie is a girl you've screwed before but will come over on a bootie call, drink whatever you have in the house whether it is Martini Extra Dry or simply bottled water, screw you as long as you want and then disappear into the night when you want to get some sleep... or stay til morning to iron your shirt for your 9am meeting. That's quality poon.
Doctor_Skank
05-07-09, 21:04
...I always guess how can be big the potencial of get freebie when one is working and living in Russia for long time and I mean at least 6 months.
I mean when you meet regular girl at supermarket, when you go to swimming pool, lessons of dance, salsa, merengue or whatever or to Gym.
Also when you live there, you have a lot of time, you are not in hurry, this make you really relax, cause if you not score this week, so next week or month, sooner or later you get really many girls with almost no money at all. Something as Essi in Moldova I guess.
Am I wrong ?
I'm not a permenant Russia resident, but have been spending more time there and the dynamic DOES change if you have more time in country.
Just off hand, I've noticed 2 main differences in my attitude and success:
1) with no time pressure and knowing you can always get a 2nd or 3rd date to score on, there is less pressure and the dates are relaxed and subsequently so is the girl. Scoring is no longer a pressure game, but more of a waiting one.
2) Back to point one, with the pressure off I have been putting on less pressure myself. It's led to some relaxed "fuck friend" relationships, but the edgy "I am going to fuck somebody tonight" is often missing and this element is a good one to have if you are looking to score often and fast.
Can't say yet if I am scoring less or more than before.
And another bad thing about "going native". If you live in a town, it is hard to hide your identity or disappear. Any girl who has been to your permenant apartment or knows your friends is a potential headache after you are tired poking her.
Bez Bezarra
05-07-09, 22:55
Bez,
Chill dude.
Jeez, everybody's a critic...
Just sounded a bit off coming from Pizzy, he's a man of means, and taste.
We've narrowed our choices down to two destinations. Could anyone please give a comparison between Ufa and Samara in terms of strip clubs and regular nightlife and in general the quality of the girls? We booked our flight on Delta out of NYC, 350 round trip in May, it's ridiculously low. S7 fares to these destinations are about the same. I'll post upon return. Thanks everyone in advance.
I have been in both in october-november 08... read older post you should find some infos ;)
I've been to both Samara and Ufa several times.
Both places have their ups and downs but I would give advatage to Ufa.
Both places are similar in size, Samara 1, 1 milion and Ufa a little less.
But Samara is more "provincial" than Ufa.
Duging soviet times Samara (then known as Kubishev) was a closed city due to military industries and this closed mentality of the people is stil noticed today. Also in Samara attack on foreigners of all kinds are regular thing.
Also people from Samara have criminal reputation in Russia for various reasons. Recently I read in Russian newspaper two articles how a criminal gang consisting of people from Samara was arrested in Moscow and how several policeman were arrested in Moscow because of corruption. They all were from Samara also. Besides Lukasek wrote here in forum about his experiance with apartment rent in Samara and it was not a positivie one.
In the last few years Ufa developed much more than Samara thanks to oil and foreign investments, night life is definitelly better in Ufa and in my opinion Ufa is somehow cheaper place than Samara because of the better choices for hotels, restaurants and night clubs.
As for girls it's more mixed in Ufa for those who like it exotic because of the large Bashkir and Tatar population which is about 50% of the city. Opinion is they are more willing to put up to westerners for several reasons.
In my experiance Bashkir girls prefer anal sex in order to stay virgins.
But in my opinion there are better places in Russia to visit that Ufa or Samara since this places will probably need some experiance in the terms or Russian language knowledge and getting around in Russian provinces.
But to conclude if you need to make a choice between Samara and Ufa then the answer is Ufa.
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Let's write something more, so far as maybe you are now reading my report from there ;)
I would choose for sure Ufa, Samara is very complicated when you are gonna to move from your flat to the center or to the bar and so on.
Samara is pain in the ass, for how many cars they are and how few and little streets the city has. You really are gonna to spent much more time sitting in the taxi going from one place to another than in the bed with a girl....
Ufa is much easier and gives the feeling the city is much smaller and indeed it isn't...
Ufa has that club, suggest me from the great Jake993 that is Jet Club, great restaurant at first floor and on weekend at second floor disco full of so hot girls....but, but....
More than one girl told me, that the river of Samara are used by many girls during spring and summer as beaches to get tanned, full of bars and people out there.... I have no idea if it is true or not, so far as I was there in winter, but i saw the beaches and if they are full of girls, maybe Samara will not so that bad, even if, I will always choose Ufa, much easier and a bit cheaper too.
Ufa as capital of Baskiria republic, is muslim city, but you neither notice it, both cities are very safe, I was always walking and take taxi alone, never got problem....besides I almost fall in love, but it is another story ;)
The quality of girls, is the same, you will notice no difference and as always, to find pro, it is enough to stop taxi and ask the magic word called "salon" or simply ja hocu devuski.
However so far as to fly there from Moscow is very cheap, you could maybe go to both city remembering that airport of Samara is really far from the city and yes, Samara is larger but more complicated and more dirty city. A lot of powder there in the streets in october, I cannot imagine in may....
Ufa seems more wealthy city.
Whatever you will choose....I would like to be at your place sooo much :)
I hope it helps at least a bit...
Just sounded a bit off coming from Pizzy, he's a man of means, and taste.
No harm - no foul. I was just being the pedantic literalist fuck I usually am. That said, it did spur a more interesting conversation than the monthly post of "where I find Slavic girls on internet who want swallow my cum?"
But I think there is some truth in the maxims "Nothing in life is free" and "There is no free lunch." I'm not complaining about it, just stating that when sex is involved, there are almost always either strings or money attached. If you don't like it, then you better look at changing your sexual orientation.
Samara is a dirty city and sprawling, but that's not much different from any other big Russian city that's not Moscow or Piter. Just be sure to stay in the center and you'll have a good time.
The most elitnie klubi are Aura and Zvezda, and when you ask girls on the street the best clubs they will tell you these two. They're also the most expensive (of course) and in my opinion the hardest to score at. Much better are Metellica and Polet (Polyot) which are where the students hang out and get sloppy drunk for cheap. They are both very big clubs with multiple dance floors, so lots of targets if you strike out once (or even more than once).
The only strip club is Pablo Esco Bar, which is right in the center but I forget the name of the street. Cover is 500 RUR and lap dances are whatever you want to pay (but 100 RUR is minimum). I went there once and treated the girls well and then happened to run into one at a club later, worked out well for me!
I'm not into pros, so I can't help you there.
Explorer69
05-09-09, 16:45
No harm - no foul. I was just being the pedantic literalist fuck I usually am. That said, it did spur a more interesting conversation than the monthly post of "where I find Slavic girls on internet who want swallow my cum?"
But I think there is some truth in the maxims "Nothing in life is free" and "There is no free lunch." I'm not complaining about it, just stating that when sex is involved, there are almost always either strings or money attached. If you don't like it, then you better look at changing your sexual orientation.I will to these wise words just say AMEN!!
regular nightlife
http://www.geometria.ru/
Great resource to know where to go out and what's "in" from Kaliningrad to Vladivostok.
Most russian cities are covered, plus a few others in Ukraine and Belarus. Also a multitude of fototeki-galleries about nightlife/social life.
A lot of replies, thanks to everyone I appreciate it. I guess Samara is out of the question )
But in my opinion there are better places in Russia to visit that Ufa or Samara since this places will probably need some experiance in the terms or Russian language knowledge and getting around in Russian provinces.
Kurenda, which is your favorite city? I don't know why we picked these two destinations. We are looking for city that is not too small with good nightlife and quality and well dressed girls. Language is not an issue, I speak Russian.
I have been in both in october-november 08... read older post you should find some infos ;)
Thanks Lukasek, I read all of your reports!
Hey Prosal how have you been my friend? I'll check out the site. My fav city in the old SU is Minsk, I spent 2 brutal winter months there and never got a cold. I think P4P there is virtually non-existent, but I didn't need to. Clubs are full on Sundays and Mondays. This time only going for a few days, want to see some place else.
Bez Bezarra
05-09-09, 21:58
I've been to both Samara and Ufa several times.
But in my opinion there are better places in Russia to visit.
You left us hanging, please finish....
Spasiba.
For those who want to stay away from Moscow and St. Petersburg I recommed any siberian city which is big enough.
First on the list is Ekaterinburg which is amateur porn capital of Russia, then Novosibirsk "capital" of Siberia, Krasnoyarsk which is a little on the average side but girls are not demanding, etc. These are big places milion and up, foreigners are not a usual thing exept for backpackers, etc. But my favourite city is Ulan-Ude, I just love those Buryati chicks who are in dilemma to keep their modest behaviour as tradition calls or just keep it slutty as they really are. Metro and Fabrika club there are chick magnet, Proposal mentioned Geometria so check this link:
http://ulanude.geometria.ru/gallery/35588
Funny as "other areas" suddendly get busy thread ;)
I got immediately homesick for provincial Russia LOL
SeanEZ I have a good friend living in Moscow, he is from Vladivostok, and travelling in west Russia for business, he told me, that almost every city out of Moscow and Piter are the same and no differences. So I just choose almost random from cities where s7 flyes and I start to collect contacts from mail.ru.
Regarding Samara, Latexian2 wrote good, I forgot the names, but now I remember, so I add few lines.
Aura and Zvezda are almost the only two discos there, but they work only on friday and saturday. Never been to zvezda but about Aura on saturday night, it is very packed and I was the oldest one there, I am 34yo, almost only teenager and even if I spoke with a couple of girls and I was the only one turist there, they did not seem interested.
Metallica was told from many taxi it is a place it does not worth, never been there, but I went almost every night, it is open 7 days per week to Polet, it is in two floors, full of students but I was almost the only one not drunk and once I had 3 skinheads came to me asking where I am from, I was for a bit afraid, but at the end they thought I was maybe from Cecenia or something like that, I am white skin but dark hair and eyes and when I said I am italian, they just laugh and it was ok. Another problem with Polet that first time I went there the 2 bodyguards did not want to let me inside, second day with a girl, she said I was her host and it was ok.
Even if you stay in center of Samara, actually the so called center is only a 4-500 metrs street called, if I remember well, lenina ulica, you are still far from the clubs but ok, in this street you have good restaurant, the best one is Marlin, but pay attention, enough expensive...
The best experience from Samara was then the man called from the taxi came up with the girl to check if I really lived alone in the flat and in that moment I asked her phone number, so from that day I was able to get pros directly delivered to my flat. The best memories the last day when I told him, tomorrow I leave, he arrived with another friend, so 2 cars and 8 girls to choose, 1 hour about 54 euro.....great for sure !!!!
However for me Ufa is much better, gave me the feeling of much more wealthy city and as muslim country you have girl more mixed and beautiful.
Wherever you go, go to sauna and let them call girls or use taxi to call man who deliver girls and ask him phone number so second time you avoid to pay the fee to taxi driver and so it get really cheap :)
If not Samara or Ufa I would give a chance to real Siberia as Tomsk or Omsk, but I believe to my friend, once you left Moscow and Piter no big difference where you end.
Have super fun and post report to make all us dream ;)
p.s. Kurenda, better place about girls, historical city or what else ?
p.p.s. SeanEZ read also what I wrote about Piter, cause even now I am not so sure it worth it to go so far to provincial Russia, cause the quality is more or less as you find in Piter, the prices too using photomodeli.ru but at least Piter is a really great city and you have disco as Rossi's where is open everyday and full of students....to make long short, check provincial Russia but if it does not work as you want, not spend so much time as I did and comeback asap to Piter.... imho.
I think for an inexperienced foreigner wanting to go to the provinces the easiest locations in terms of travel and accomodation are the golden ring (yaroslavl and vladimir in particular).
However, if you want to try something more adventurous I would recommend the old cities in european russia (Smolensk, Oryol, Voronezh, Bryansk, Pskov, etc.). These are all relatively close to Moscow (5-10 hours by train) and tend to be pretty impoverished compared to the Volga/Urals region which means things are slightly cheaper and girls somewhat lower class (good for quick scoring). But most importantly they tend to be more compact and interesting from an architectural and historical point of view so even if you are waking up at 2pm every day after boozing/partying/fucking all night you can still spend an enjoyable afternoon at a few museums or just strolling (gulyating).
I also wanted to expand on what I said about clubs. If you ask girls on the street what the best clubs are, the answer they give you are almost certainly clubs you want to avoid. I talked about Aura in Samara. That club is double to triple the cover charge of other clubs (500 RUR instead of 150 or 200) and the only cheap beer is some horrible Russian ale that was 200 RUR a bottle (80RUR a pint in the other clubs). And when I went the ratio was actually more men than women and most of the girls were with guys (who were paying for them). What this means is that these elite clubs are of course what a girl will tell you to go to, because she wants you to take her and she would never go to such a club by herself or with her girl friends (except maybe for special occasions such as a birthday party). It's much better to find the normal or even cheap clubs where girls go to let off steam on fri/sat for cheap and to dance and go wild, instead of the elite clubs where they can hardly afford a single cocktail unless you're buying.
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About Samara, Lukasek is right. Aura and Zvezda are two only real places for night time, they are open only of Friday and Saturday. Aura is only for high school kids, and even younger people goes there so it can be problematic. In the style you talk to the girl who says she's 20 years old but in fact she's 15.
In Zvezda is little better, older crowd mainly students. Popular place for students of SGAU, but when I was in Samara in January it was closed, there was a fire in the New Year. Don't know if it's open now.
Mettalica and Polet are opened every night. Mettalica is not bad place if you can handle loud music. I was there several times on gothic night. You know chick with dark clothes, dark har and make up he he. Polet is good also but problem is as Lukases said most of the guests are drunk. Polet serves cheap drinks but many guests bring their own drinks bought in the stores so they get drunk even harder. Also in polet fights are normal things. It is usaly in the style Lenin reon against October reon where 20-30 guys from one part of the town fight against similar group from other part of the town. Then police comes and close the club so it is ruined evening.
Samara is transportation problem because Samara actually became city only in soviet times and before that it was a gubernia of 16 villages and also not much was invested in unfrastructure. Because Samara during soviet times was closed city because of the military and aerospace industry. So free travell of the people was not allowed. Much more was invested and done in the city close to Samara - Ulanovsk. Which is normal becuase lenin was born there.
P4p is not widespread in Samara but sure something can be fins in the city of almost 1,2 million people. Taxi mafia is always helpful but I also heard there are sw in Gagarina street. I checked this but nothing much it looks like nothings is happening there, I've seen only few sw middle aged and with great mileage.
I once spent 4 months in Samara and it's not that bad for me now but I wouldn't recommend Samara to someone who is sitting at home and thinks "I want to go to Russia and which city to visit? Samara maybe?"
If comared to Samara Ufa is much better choice in every aspect. I've been to Ufa several times for a short staying but it was very obvious Ufa is more modern place. Oil money is there with foreign investments while in Samara there mostly state owned companies. Ufa has a large muslim population (Bashkirs and Tatars) but 54% of population are not muslims. So it is like in other russian cities with large muslim population Ufa wants to show it self as modern and cosmopolitan place and not a place where some backward islamist live. So they are very open to everythnig "modern". People are very open and willing to help in everyway. But in my opinion this is typical behaviour in Russia, not becuase they like you or respect you but becuase they want somethnig from you (mostly your money). I beleiev many here will agree. While in Samara typical attitude is "this is Russia and we don't care for you". I like Samara because of that somehow.
So Lukases said it right outside Moscow and piter is more or less the same with some differences. In Moscow many people regard St. Petersburg as province also. In Siberia I would recommend Ekaterinburg and Novosibirsk for sure. Big places Novosibirsk is among 5 biggest russian cities) and they offer everythnig you can think off. The only problem is they are far away. Yes there are flights to there but I usually go by train. You meet various people when travelling few days by train, girls included which can be good afterwards. Also the problem is climate it is cold even in summer.
And Lukasek is basically right. I think there's no real need for a foreigner to go to any other place in Russia besides Moscow and St. Petersburg. Maybe there's some good reason like business trip or some really hot girl (on the scale 1-10 she's like 12+) which for some reason refuses to leave her home city and doesn't want to meet you in Moscow even if you pay for the trip. But she promised 10 days of wild sex and this is reason to visit her.
In provinces I don't think it will be superior in anything and if you're interested in siberian girls I'm sure there's plenty of them in Moscow.
We can see in this forum from time to time people ask for advices on some provincial city but never post any useful report about it. Which probably it can mean two things:
1. Their visit to that provincial city never happened and they have nothing to say.
2. They went there and hundreds of girls heard about their coming and stand in line to spread their legs for them. So now they keep it as a secret and don't want to share it with us here on forum.
Think which of this two is more realistic option.
Also if we check Russia forum for other cities (beside Moscow and St. Petersburg) they are pretty much dead. Which speaks enough for russian provinces. Once I was in Yakutsk in the middle of winter and there's not much to report about that place. Russian guy there simply told me "It's very cold here to do anythnig. To keep warm you should find a woman or vodka. Vodka is much easier to find".
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Good thinking Latexian2.
There are interesting places around Moscow, like 2 hours away by train. Beside Yaroslav and Vladmir good option are also Tver, Kaluga, Tula and Rjazan. But for those who are charmed by Moscow most of this places don't have much to offer so they will problabyl be disspointed.
Pskov is good option for those staying in St. Petersburg since it's close to it.
But Pskov is basically huge military base where like half population of the place is military personell. And great number of girls have somehow strick patriarchate/soviet/military upringing which makes thing hard. In the style "my father is military colonel and I must be at home by 22:00".
What Latexian2 said about Aura club in Samara is true. Very expencive place, men:woman ratio is like 3:1 if not more. Most of those guys are wannabe mafia types, but mostly fakes who want to show off.
But this is normal in Russia (and not only in Russia). Most girls will want you to take them to expencive places which they can not afford but you will pay for them because you're a foreigner and it's nothing for you to pay for that.
Because your monthly payment is like 10 000$ or so.
In Samara a girl wanted me to take her to Aura club together with a wagon of 3 her girlfriends. But I new the trick I told them I didn't came to Samara to spend my time in some noisy night club full of smoke, etc. It worked and we spend the night (and later also) with buying the beer and snacks in the store and walked down the Volga, talking. And this continued latter at my place so it was much better option.
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Bez Bezarra
05-10-09, 21:37
In provinces I don't think it will be superior in anything.
We can see advice on some provincial city but never any useful report.
Which probably it can mean:
They went there and girls heard about their coming and spread their legs for them.
So now they keep it a secret.
The advantages of the provinces is very easy and simple, if you are determined to hold to your principles to limit mongering to university and institute students age 18-19 years, with an occaisional cheating to 20 or 21 years, but only to be generous and not a real asshole about it.
First advantage is accomodations. To get a nice apartment that every dyevochka is really impressed with, on the very center of the main street in the city center, it is never cheap, but in the provinces, it is still affordable, which is not possible in Moscow or St. Pitr, AND to save a lot of money on food by doing all my own cooking and also cooking for my girfriends instead of taking them to restaurants too. I only need to walk 4 blocks to a new upscale supermarket that has anything I need, but it is not cheap at all, 2 bags full of groceries will cost me 2000 rubles, but its all top quality with ikra and Beluga, or I can go 3 blocks the other way to the open bazaar to get fresh fruits, nuts, and vegetables, fish, eggs, cheese, fresh baked bread, its just very easy and conveniant. I don't even lose weight anymore when I go. Plus the rose market is there, evey dyev gets fresh flowers, except the escorts.
After internet girls and sponsorships, the new girls from the escort agencies still only cost 3000-4000 rubles for 2 hours, and if they are great, they come back for half price. The escort services are not doing good business with the crisis, so if they bring any dyevs I refuse, they always come back within a day or two with someone fresh and new.
And you can get phone numbers for freebies by being persistant and polite, from any cute girls that work in the bank, the mobile phone store, waitresses, etc.
If I try the same in Moscow or St. Pitr, it might work if I was young and attractive, but I'm not, so I does what I can where I can when I can, and it all works out fine. For me.... ;)
So the more you guys think the provinces are not the best option, the better. PLEASE follow the advice of these experts and stay in Moscow and St. Pitr!! :D
Brian Moloney
05-11-09, 02:12
Good thinking Latexian2.
There are interesting places around Moscow, like 2 hours away by train. Beside Yaroslav and Vladmir good option are also Tver, Kaluga, Tula and Rjazan. But for those who are charmed by Moscow most of this places don't have much to offer so they will problabyl be disspointed.
Pskov is good option for those staying in St. Petersburg since it's close to it.
But Pskov is basically huge military base where like half population of the place is military personell. And great number of girls have somehow strick patriarchate/soviet/military upringing which makes thing hard. In the style "my father is military colonel and I must be at home by 22:00".
What Latexian2 said about Aura club in Samara is true. Very expencive place, men:woman ratio is like 3:1 if not more. Most of those guys are wannabe mafia types, but mostly fakes who want to show off.
But this is normal in Russia (and not only in Russia). Most girls will want you to take them to expencive places which they can not afford but you will pay for them because you're a foreigner and it's nothing for you to pay for that.
Because your monthly payment is like 10 000$ or so.
In Samara a girl wanted me to take her to Aura club together with a wagon of 3 her girlfriends. But I new the trick I told them I didn't came to Samara to spend my time in some noisy night club full of smoke, etc. It worked and we spend the night (and later also) with buying the beer and snacks in the store and walked down the Volga, talking. And this continued latter at my place so it was much better option.
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I myself LIKE older women around 30 (its old for some of you guys, NOT for me) I myself have a different approach When Blake introduces me to a crowd of people ( I dont have very good social skills) we go for dinner and drinks like 7 or 8 people sometimes more. I ALWAYS pick up the tab.. At the end of the night I usually GET the best looking girl. Sometimes they are 21years old or so. Yes women attract to men that are generous in Moscow... This approach DOES NOT WORK in North America. Its a freebie, but really it isnt after all the costs ... We pay either way directly or indirectly. I am tired or lazy NO times for games or courtship I just want SEX and I want it now. I still perfer P4P myself.. I am getting old. thank God for VIAGRA
The advantages of the provinces is very easy and simple :D
I totally agree. My main concern is I can't get bottle service at a club in Moscow (and my fav ones are Rai and Opera at the time I went). It literally costs thousands of dollars. Even when you go on a date, starting out with dinner + taxis + an all nighter at a club you are down 500 bucks at the end of the night.
Whereas in Minsk you pay a minimal cover, get a best table at club Africa, hookah, appetizers, a bottle of vodka with chasers, and a few drinks for the girls and the bill is hardly $100. I spoke to a friend who lives in Yaroslavl', she told me there is a new club, the table (with bottles) cost 3500 roubles. And that's not far from Moscow at all. I am sure it's similar in the provinces.
I love the abundance and quality of gucci-clad Moscow girls, the way people know how to party, the food, etc. I only wish I could afford it more often! Good thing a dollar buys you more roubles now, at least for now.
Big places Novosibirsk is among 5 biggest russian cities
Frankly after reading your quite depressing (and undoubtedly very accurate) description of a typical russian provincial city like Samara, I really don't understand why adventurous mongers in search of untapped "Lost El Dorados" rarely consider Tashkent as a valuable option.
It's the third largest city in FSU after Moscow and SPb, cost of life is ridiculously cheap, apartment rentals are easy to arrange, people are hospitable and non-threatening, street crime is non-existent, there's a profusion of incredibly diverse tall and good looking women of all hues (incl. lots of russian-ethnic dyevs), an astonishingly good regular nightlife with lots of great "in" cafes and a dozen of happening clubs where drinks cost next to nothing, four or five defined P4P locations (discos) with tons of not overly jaded quality russian pussy for reasonable rates, ect ...
I'm admittedly not as well-travelled in this part of the world as most of you guys but IMHO Tashkent blows many other FSU destinations (incl russian provinces) out of the water.
About provinces it is a simple deal.
Somebody will find it good and simple and somebody will not.
For me provinces are much better than Moscow or St. Petersburg.
In Russian my plan is simple: stay as much possible and spend as less as possible. Spending 500$ a night in Moscow is somethnig I don't wanna do.
But I can stay in Russia for two months and spend less than 500$ on everythnig you can imagine.
Sean when you talk about spending 100$ when was it? Few years back maybe? Night time in Minsk is not that cheap anymore. Check club "Next" for example where entrance will cost you 50-100$ per person. In the last few years Minsk wants to be Moscow's little brother with saying "When Moscow farts Minsk stinks". In Russian provinces it is the same there are some very cheap places but also very expencive. For local standards, for Moscow it is cheap. In Yaroslav 3500 roubles is half of somebody's monthly salary.
Proposal he he please don't call my report depressing. Because I want to show things as they are. In Russian streets you will see many people who look depressing and angry as foreigners will describe them but in Russian opinion Russians are happy people.
About Tashkent probably there are some logistical problems to go ther like getting a visa (not much embassies in the world) air flights (Moscow is much better connected) and probably thinking Tashkent is muslim place. And when you say "many of blond haired blue eyed Russian-ethnic dyevs" basically they are mostly of german origin (Stalin ordered massive moving of Volga Germans in 1941) and also of Polish origin (Stalin ordered massive moving of Poles from eastern Poland in 1944 which is now western Ukraine and Belarus). For example I know for sure (checked local archives) that Polish population of belarus town of Novogrudok (Poles made more than 60% of total population)was moved to Tashkent and Bishkek in October and November 1944.
Bez Bezarra
05-11-09, 12:55
I really don't understand why adventurous mongers rarely consider Tashkent as a valuable option.
It's the third largest city in FSU,
cost of life is cheap,
apartment rentals cost almost nothing,
people are hospitable and non-threatening, street crime is non-existent,
a profusion of incredibly diverse tall and good looking women of all hues
IMHO Tashkent blows russian provinces out of the water.
Maybe now you'll undertand, Sally.
God bless the glorious Motherland!!
And as Borat plainly explained in his epic film of Cultural Learnings, "Fuck you fucking Uzbekistan!!"
In my normal class, ratio of 12 dyevs and 1 malchik, after class study program for extra credit and an easy passing grade always available for the happy styudenka sponsorship. Even Life Saviour doesn't get it this easy in Kiev!
Another happy day at the institute, that includes my own more than satisfactory diversity of ethnic variety and 'hues':
Sean when you talk about spending 100$ when was it? Few years back maybe? Night time in Minsk is not that cheap anymore. Check club "Next" for example where entrance will cost you 50-100$ per person. In the last few years Minsk wants to be Moscow's little brother with saying "When Moscow farts Minsk stinks". In Russian provinces it is the same there are some very cheap places but also very expencive. For local standards, for Moscow it is cheap. In Yaroslav 3500 roubles is half of somebody's monthly salary.
I spent 2 months in Minsk in the winter of 2008. I used to frequent Africa and Madison. They were particularly packed on Sundays/Mondays with college chicks. There are a couple of other clubs that are somewhat more expensive because they serve expensive cocktails. Same girls. I find it hard to believe that a club in Minsk charges 50 to enter. 150,000-300,000 roubles cover? I haven't been to Next, must be a new club, there must have been some concert or an event. Read again what I ordered (with Belarusian bottle of vodka), it was always under 100.
Cheaper college clubs like Alcatraz, Max Show you can get vodka shot for a buck. The most expensive cocktail was at a small place (nice date place, always empty on weeknights), I forget the name now, behind the big palace, enter through small alley, small outdoor dance floor, lounge chairs upstairs, strawberry mojitos were like 50K (so over 20 dollars back then).
About provinces it is a simple deal.
Somebody will find it good and simple and somebody will not.
For me provinces are much better than Moscow or St. Petersburg.
In Russian my plan is simple: stay as much possible and spend as less as possible. Spending 500$ a night in Moscow is somethnig I don't wanna do.
But I can stay in Russia for two months and spend less than 500$ on everythnig you can imagine.
I hear ya, bro. Like all the girls in NF, I'm in Moscow for the money - just a different type of ho. If I were after cheap pussy, provinces is where it's at.
Sean when you talk about spending 100$ when was it? Few years back maybe? Night time in Minsk is not that cheap anymore. Check club "Next" for example where entrance will cost you 50-100$ per person. In the last few years Minsk wants to be Moscow's little brother with saying "When Moscow farts Minsk stinks". In Russian provinces it is the same there are some very cheap places but also very expencive. For local standards, for Moscow it is cheap. In Yaroslav 3500 roubles is half of somebody's monthly salary.
I haven't been to Next, but hit a lot of other clubs there - Alkatraz, Goodwin, Madison, Bronx... and none were even close to the prices for Next. How do they get anyone in there? BTW, I found it was just as easy in Minsk to pick up girls in Il Patio or Planeta Sushi as in the clubs - and a lot cheaper. White God factor is very high, especially if you're a Westerner who speaks fluent Russian.
As for Yaroslav - heard lots of good things, but it's small... hard to cover your mongering tracks if you intend to stay there very long.
Next club in Minsk is new place opened in January 2009. It is located in Crown plaza hotel which is very expencive so the club it self is also expencive. There's also club Black Door in Minsk which is expencive also.
The problem for the high prices is people coming from Moscow to Minsk for party. Those people have money but not enough for Moscow. But their money is big for Minsk. Also a easy pick up girl in Minsk has a very good chances she's not from Minsk at all but from Russia mostly Moscow. There are many students from Russia in Minsk because Minsk is much cheaper place for study. Many of those people actually claim to be from Minsk for various reasons one of the main is that Moscow is not a very popular in Minsk.
St. Petersburg is more prefered. In Minsk club scene is simple every place must have two permits from the government. One from ministry of economy and one from ministry of interior. This two permits are hanged near the club entrance and must be renewed every 4 months. Now some people from Moscow bring their money and open new club and bribe someone in the government to close some club to pick up the clients.
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