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Charly
07-27-03, 12:28
Hi, what's up guys?

Grand Canary Island used to be a really nice place to find SW at night, especially around the Cita. I once picked up a beautiful, young (20ish) latina and was let be her to the hidden entrance of a nearby bank where she gave me a hot BJ with all the tourists walking by just a couple of feet on the other side of the fence. Hey, hey!!

A different night, I had a rather negative experience with an older prostitute stealing some of my money while her colleage fondeled my d**k. The good ole' tricks are still the best anywhere in the world I guess.

But all that happened a couple of years ago already. How's the scene these days? Anyone with a good update?

Bide59
01-05-04, 15:19
Was on vaccation to Las Palmas some months ago. Can tell everyone who is interested that there actually is some activity of SW in Las Palmas during night time. Found some really hot chicks standing around at the market place and in the streets from the market place waiting for customers. Tight and short skirts, naked legs and tight blouses, some of the with high heels sandals, whow ! I saw them walking by around midnight. Had my girl friend at the Hotell though. Couldn't take any of those nicely tenned hotties, unfortunately. Good luck hunting.
//Bide59

Harry Dude
01-24-04, 14:15
I usually go to Gran Canaria once a year, to Playa del Ingles.

In the San Agustin shopping center there's a sauna which is not too bad. Their web-site is www.salon-claudine.com, and is fairly accurate.

It is basically a bar in the basement of the shopping mall, with a varying number of girls, from 5 to maybe 10. Many are from Eastern Europe, some are spanish. Age about 20-30.

Pricing: One year ago you could get one hour for 120 Euro, but in July 2003 the going rate was 120 Euro for 30 min, 180 Euro for one hour.

The rooms are very very clean and nice, mirrors, showers, and they always bring in fresh linen for your session.

In July I went there twice: Go into the bar, pick out a nice girl, and then either buy her a drink or she will ask you if you want to see the rooms. She will show you the rooms, and then tell you the price. If you accept, she will take money up front, leave for a few minutes, and then return with fresh linen and towels. Both will shower, if you're luck she will clean you (I like that).

Then she will ask if you want a massage, or just get straight to the action. Attitude is OK, I've only met friendly girls there, nothing stellar. After the action (which usually consists of CBJ and then regular sex in a couple of different positions) you will shower again and then leave.

I like this place, but it's a bit expensive. Open from 5pm every day.

London Guy
02-08-04, 14:02
Just got back from Gran Canaria 8.2.04.Stayed in PDI. Only found one agency, isladelaura.com.

I asked for a 18 to 20 yr old that was ok with owo and facial. I was sent what I asked for although she was nearer 24 -25. No complaints tho well dressed and worth the money.
Leana is her name.

Harry Dude
04-11-04, 12:24
Report from Playa Del Ingles:

Re-visited Salon Claudine in the San Agustin shopping center.

Spent an hour with Jaqueline, 24 years old, german. Excellent slim and firm body, nice tan, enhanced breasts, shaved. I think she liked my all-over tan and completely shaved dick as well.

I paid 180 Euro for one hour.
She was very friendly, good attitude, smiled.
Did the usual routine - CBJ, cowgirl, doggie, missionary.
Afterwards, a nice relaxing massage, some conversation and finally we cleaned each other up in the shower.

Expensive, but worth it.

Dave Williams
07-06-04, 12:34
Hello everyone!

Just to keep you all updated on how Playa del Ingles and Maspalomas on the Canary islands are doing.

I have just gotten back from there a few days ago.

Well I figured out that the massage and saune parlor in San Augustin is a little high priced.

And the streetwalkers everyone has been asking about is no recommendation either.

No voicing any racist comment on dark (ethnic) girls but the ones on the streets of Playa del Ingels at night (the hookers) are very unhygienic, and I have not seen anyone halfway attractive. (though they're are very cheap 40 euros a bj somewhere on the beach or behind a building)

I haven't been with any working or gf style girls there, but at night you can get very lucky in the Dunes of Maspalomas, (anyone thats been there) there are rockformed hideouts already setup for a nice time in the dunes, very discret.

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Harry Dude
07-18-04, 11:51
Dave,

What are the prices at the San Agustin sauna now? Earlier this year it was 120 Euro for half hour, 180 Euro for a full hour.

Esquire
07-31-04, 22:37
Any info on North Tenerife? Santa Cruz, Puerto de la Cruz, etc?

Gladiator
11-26-04, 23:12
Does anyone have any info on Lanzarote?

Thanks in advance.

Art Fartzalot
11-29-04, 07:43
Hi will be here for part of day that cruise ship stops and wondered if anyone had any info.

Harry Dude
12-02-04, 20:22
Visited Salon Claudine in the basement of the San Agustin shopping center twice last week.

Each time was 30 minutes / 120 Euros.

I saw a nice local spanish girl: Long hair, somewhat chubby, quite short.

First time was quite plain: Quick shower, then onto the bed, CBJ, cowgirl, and then finished up in missionary.

The second time (same girl) was much better: Quick shower, BBBJ - very nice, some really nice kissing, and then reverse cowgirl and finished up in doggie style. Then I got a nice massage afterwards.

And: I forgot to ask her name! Sorry!

Harry Dude
04-04-05, 20:19
Visited Salon Claudine in San Agustin again last week - nothing has changed. Spent 120 Euro for half an hour with the same local girl that I visited the last time I was here. She was very friendly, gave me a very nice BBBJ and then we did a missionary and finished up in doggy style. All very nice, clean, friendly.

Harry Dude
04-04-05, 20:26
I do not really speak German, but I picked up a copy of the German weekly magazine which is called (I think) "Gran Canaria Info". It has a couple of pages of ads in the back, and among them are ads for massage services. I decided to try out a few last week when I was in Playa Del Ingles on Gran Canaria.

First I called a woman who provided massages with "ayurvedic oils". She explained the whole thing on the phone, 30 Euro for an oil massage and 60 Euro with a hand release. Anyway she turned out to be fairly old (45?) and not very slim.

THen I called a couple of girls who provide a "four handed massage" which turned out to be excellent. Again, hand-jobs only, but fun. So - try out the personal ads!

Mouasso
05-12-05, 16:21
Hi mate,

I'm planning to have a visit to Canary Island in August ,do you think will be nice to be there?.I will be going there alone,is it possible to find sweety girls or maybe that will cost me alot.

Cheers,

Mouasso


I usually go to Gran Canaria once a year, to Playa del Ingles.

In the San Agustin shopping center there's a sauna which is not too bad. Their web-site is www.salon-claudine.com, and is fairly accurate.

It is basically a bar in the basement of the shopping mall, with a varying number of girls, from 5 to maybe 10. Many are from Eastern Europe, some are spanish. Age about 20-30.

Pricing: One year ago you could get one hour for 120 Euro, but in July 2003 the going rate was 120 Euro for 30 min, 180 Euro for one hour.

The rooms are very very clean and nice, mirrors, showers, and they always bring in fresh linen for your session.

In July I went there twice: Go into the bar, pick out a nice girl, and then either buy her a drink or she will ask you if you want to see the rooms. She will show you the rooms, and then tell you the price. If you accept, she will take money up front, leave for a few minutes, and then return with fresh linen and towels. Both will shower, if you're luck she will clean you (I like that).

Then she will ask if you want a massage, or just get straight to the action. Attitude is OK, I've only met friendly girls there, nothing stellar. After the action (which usually consists of CBJ and then regular sex in a couple of different positions) you will shower again and then leave.

I like this place, but it's a bit expensive. Open from 5pm every day.

Harry Dude
05-15-05, 18:04
Hi Mouasso,

Yes, in August the Canary Islands should be great. Weather should be around 27-30 degrees C during the day and 20 at night. It should be possible to pick up girls, there are lots of British girls on vacation at that time.

-h

Elrond
05-30-05, 10:19
Salon Claudine is still very much as described. I had the "guide" by a pretty, petite brazilian girl, and having agreed the details with her, off she went for a few minutes and returned with the linen.

I had the "assisted bath" - the room we were in had a large circular whirlpool bath, and she stripped and joined me, nice soapy hand work in the water, then she dried me off with a big fluffy towel leaving me with a raging erection!

Good CBJ then onto mish. Good session, enhanced by her holding her pussy lips apart throughout, and craning her neck to watch the action.

There is clearly some SW action in Playa Des Ingles; at the eastern end of the beach the roadway is maybe 50 foot above the beach, with long sets of steps down.

if you take those steps down in the early morning, the evidence in the form of used condoms, will be visible in the nooks and crannies of the stairways. The municipal cleansing department must come along during the day, as the steps are clean by mid morning.

Harry Dude
08-21-05, 15:31
Quick update on Salon Claudine:

I visited three days ago, and prices have changed again: 100 Euro for 30 minutes, 150 Euro for 60 minutes. Maybe this is due to it being somewhat off season in the Canaries. Anyway, I had a very nice session with Maria from Bulgaria, just the usual stuff - massage, CBJ, sex in a couple of positions. I have never had a bad experience at this place yet.

Shedboy69
09-13-05, 12:31
A friend and I are off to Los Cristianos/Playa de las Americas area of Tenerife soon.

I was just wondering what the chances are of a bit of action, and any reccomendations?

Gladiator
10-13-05, 22:49
Has anyone got any update on the action in Las Palmas de G C?

Is there any paper with ads from hookers there?

Josht69
11-10-05, 00:24
I will be, I hope, in the Canaries this summer, so I wanted to check out the Salon Claudine web site. It is now kaput, as indicated by a message in German. I hope that Salon Claudine is still in operation and is easy to find.

Lord Byron
11-20-05, 02:46
For those also familiar with the scene in Costa del Sol, any recommendations for similar clubs like Estark 92 or Scandalo? Surely there must be other establishments than just Salon Claudine?

Harry Dude
12-10-05, 15:28
Salon Claudine has moved from the San Agustin shopping center, to

Avenida Gran Canaria no 24
Playa Del Ingles

This is in the Jardin Del Sol complex, right next to Hotel Eugenia Victoria. It is located on the left hand side of the complex as you enter from the street, downstairs in the basement.

Ed Setra
01-16-06, 17:43
Just returned from a trip to GC. Plenty of opportunities in Las Palmas itself as well as Playa del Ingles and Puerto Rico. Visited an establishment in LP city centre which I got from the net. Sorry, can't remember the address. Good selection of about 8 providers at about 5PM (5-8s).

Nice 24 hour house in PR called Elefante Dorado (I think), not too far from the Europa Centre, but be careful if you go by taxi as they charge €30 per person for the taxi driver on top of the hourly rate of €130.

The local newspapers have plenty of contact ads. Spanish language helps but not totally necessary.

G

Zeneca
08-30-06, 22:13
Private Apartment in Maspalomas Meloneras.

Address: cap mar mediterraneo 41. Open after 4PM

There where 2 young Brazilian beauty’s on my visit.

Service 1 hour 150€, 30minutes 100€ everything with c.

No showers available. My meaning: to expensive for the service, not recommended

Kallekjell
09-16-06, 22:32
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Anyone know about the girls here?

Web-adresses, clubs, streetadresses

The Web-dress to Salon Claudine seems to be closed.

Seems like this is mostly a place for Gay-people? Or am I wrong?

John Costa
12-30-06, 13:29
Hi guys anyone have any info on clubs on these 2 islands.

My family are determined to go to The Canaries so I want to be able to go off and have fun by myself.

I know of some lap dance places that will offer BJ etc in Las Americas but very very over priced and also know apartments are advertised in the local papers etc., but I am really interested in "clubs" anywhere on the islands and in particular away from tourist places like Las Americas etc.

Any help appreciated.

John Costa

Eros74
03-15-07, 21:18
Hey John, I am interested too to know how is the sex scene in Tenerife.

Did you went there?

What did you find?

John Costa
03-15-07, 22:26
Hey John, I am interested too to know how is the sex scene in Tenerife.

Did you went there?

What did you find?


I have not been since I last listed here but it is generally very expensive with low quality and not much choice for my liking.

There are a few clubs around the south particularly las americas but they are tourist rip off places. You are looking at choice of 3/4 girls with a small room at the back and paying 150 euro for a rushed poor 20-30 min experience. There are some aprtments advertised in the local paper but again little choice and rather exaggerated opinions of how they look. A friend of mine was there a couple of months ago and was paying through the nose for crap service in lap dancing clubs.

The sw scene is also poor in the south, a few african sw along the main strip and then a couple of roads further back ( i will look up on google earth and try to find the names of the roads ) with a few girls usually spanish but not great quality and at a start price of 40 euro for a cbj not what I want.

I am sure if I venture north towards the capital there will be proper clubs but I have not had any luck hearing from anybody on here or elsewhere and I have never had the chance to venture that way to find them when I have been there. I will certainly making a sustained effort to find them next time I am there.

I am not now going until late in the year possibly oct/nov so if you do find anything of interest please report it.

Give me the spanish mainland every time!!!!!!

JC

Eros74
03-16-07, 13:31
Hi John,thanks!!!

I had to go to Colombia,but I am not able to get 3 weeks from work,and I decided to buy a motorbike too,so I had to think to something cheaper...

I think I will go 2 weeks in september or october to Tenerife playa de las americas or to Fuerteventura corralejo.

I believe and I think it is a shame to pay about 150 euro for 20 minutes of cold sex. (not to mention that I hate so much covered bj....).

I am 32 yo,normal looking in good shape,but I really do not know,besides the sex scene,how are the chance to score at least couple of girls in 2 weeks...

However I will never pay so much for such cold service...beter to wait and to go to Prague...

I will try to enjoy the ocean and to drink beers to make sleep my mr. Happy :), cause I have the feeling I am going to have a holiday with zero pussy :(

Between Tenerife,Playa de las americas and Fuerteventura,Corralejo, where you will go? Cause I think maybe more younger people in Fuerte,but smaller city and maybe less discos and so on...(I was about 12 years ago in Corralejo,great holiday with great food,great weather,but zero pussy...).

Thanks!

John Costa
03-16-07, 16:55
Lukasek if you have been Fuerte before then you'll know more about it than me, I cancelled a holiday there 2 years ago because I heard how quiet it was. I think it is a real family type place and I would think the only pussy will be what you take with you if any.

I like tenerife a lot and prefer costa adeje just 5 mins from las americas. I find it a nicer more relaxing place than las americas which is very much in your face style. I am sure you will score with the amount of pissed up girls that are in las americas, always seems to be lots and lots of girls around the "veronicas strip" near the seafront, but the overpriced cbj in a lapdancing type bar from an average looking girl is poor.

Is the mainland of spain not an option for you? I am sure you have probably looked at the reports. The weather in october is probably better in costa del sol than in tenerife and for a holiday it is fantastic place and much cheaper and for "the hobby" well there is no place quite like it for me, quality and quantity in abundance and prices at 60-70 euro for a good 30 min or longer service. I love columbians with a passion and would love to be with you in columbia you lucky man. There are lots of columbians / and other south americans to be had as well as many many european ladies.

Good luck wherever you go to!!!! I go to tenerife because the family like it, I also like it as a holiday destination and always have a good time and will do when there later this year but unfortunately for the hobby it is just not an option for me, but I will be venturing to the capital in the north for a real good look and keep my fingers crossed. Holidays are just not the same now if I haven't had a good few ladies while there.

JC

Eros74
03-16-07, 20:55
What a shame!!!!

I explain: I check here only the threads of the places where I was, almost every countries of east europe, and of the places where I want to go in future, Colombia and Thai,but I never check spain...

I thought about Tenerife or Fuerteventura without any reason in particularly,just to have good weather and cheap holiday but I never been in Spain and never consider or imagine that there is good sex scene out there!

Yes, it is a shame, I was close to go to Canary for nothing, or almost zero % to score pussy and have sex,when...it seems in costa del sol it can be much better and different situation...

I had a good place for our hobby so close and I was thinking to go to the other part of the earth?!?!

Dear John, thanks so many times!!!!

In one day I will read all the 11 pages of costa del sol thread, I need to do homeworks as you deserve my thanks to make me see a better place where to go and my congratulations John,cause as right said by Viajando Musico,you are one of the bigger contributor to that thread and your photos are very nice!!!

Have a nice friday wherever you are!!!

I will write you a PM soon.

Muchas gracias John!

Harry Dude
11-25-07, 11:08
I decided to check out the new location for Salon Claudine since I had some nice experiences there in the past.

They open at 8pm, and I was there at 9pm. What a mistake. The club was totally empty, with one really old lady making the bar ready, and a much younger babe helping out. I decided to have a drink at the bar and wait for a girl or two to appear, but after 30 minutes I just gave up. It was totally dead.

The setup in this new location looks different from the old location - sofas and tables in small groups, with the possibility to draw a curtain around each group for privacy. In the old club they had bedrooms in the back, so maybe this new location is simply for lapdances and rip-off drinks.

Anyway, something funny did happen on my vacation. In the daytime I was enjoying the beach at Playa Del Ingles. I usually go naked, and after a while I saw a couple, also naked, who were definitely playing around, in plain view. I decided to walk past to see what they were up to, and the embarrassing thing was that as i walked past, I started to get an erection. THe couple saw this, and smiled and waved at me. I smiled back, did not try to hide my growing erection, and just walked casually past, towards the dunes. After a few minutes I stopped and enjoyed the sun on my naked body, with my back to the beach, facing the dunes, still with a hard-on. I looked back, and saw the lady from the couple I passed walking towards me. She passed me about 10 meters away, stopped, and turned towards me. At this time I had a massive erection. She then started walking towards me. I decided to act as if having a huge hard-on on the beach was completely normal. She approached me, and introduced herself, we shook hands, with my cock harder than ever. We exchanged some pleasantries, where we were from, for how long I was staying etc. Her husband was watching us from about 50 meters away. Then she said "I can see you are horny" and I said "Well, yes, I guess I am". She then said "Do you mind?" and grabbed my cock, and started jerking me off. I said "Not at all, please go ahead". At this point, two or three other beach-goers passed us about 10m away...the whole situation was a bit surreal. After a minute or two I came. She just said "Oh, nice" and wiped her hand in the sand, and then she left.

A very odd experience.

Jon32
12-29-07, 03:27
That is the greatest story I ever heard. If this is what goes on at nude beaches, I definitely need to go.

Specialone
01-28-08, 11:52
Is there an update on the Gran canaria scene?

MegaBalls
02-04-08, 08:22
Just back from a week in Gran Canaria. The dunes are nice but no action at the beachfront (just nude sunbathing around kiosk 4 for straight people and around kiosk 7 for gays), 90% of the people ouside these areas are clothed. Some nice "stone castles" against the wind behind kiosk 4, dune between kiosk 4 and 7 good to scout out the scene. Most nudes are men or couples, hardly any single women, most people above 60 years of age. In the dunes lots of men showing their penises and trying to get a quick job by another man. Around the few palm trees north of the walkpath between the Rio hotel and the lighthows lots of gay or pseudo-gay men looking for quick relief. Over 5 days, I have only seen three couples in the dunes, non of them looking for any action, all older than 60 years and with up to half a dozen men, hand on their penis, waiting for action. Pretty sad sight, my dear friends! Lots of desperate men out there waiting mostly for nothing!

Better stay in your hotel and buy at any newsstand the Gran Canaria info, a german magazine with classified ads. There are roughly two dozen ads in ther for in- and outcall, mix of Brazilians, Germans, Eastern Europeans. Prices around 100 Euro, it seems, for full service, I got quotes starting at 150 Euros for one hour, covered. But still better than getting off over nothing in the dunes!

Disco action etc. Not checked out, too few young people around. Guess one should try another island or stay on the mainland.

Happy hunting, guys!

Oli Cool
10-10-08, 09:59
Who can give some general information on scene in Las Palmas?

London Guy
11-30-08, 16:26
Off to Lanzarote soon.

Any info anybody?

Soraki
12-07-08, 21:56
Can anyone tell me: Are there really no big brothels along the motorways like the rest of Spain in Gran Canaria? If yes, where are they?

Aaron67
12-19-08, 14:24
Majestic Nite Club - its down at the bottom of the town - near the harbour area.

Strip Club with "back rooms" :-)

Had two good experiences there.

€180 for an hour.

They also do outcall service - I don't have their no.

Enjoy!

Soraki
12-21-08, 22:28
I just came back from Playa del Ingles and I have some reports to make:

1. I found a fairly good place in Playa del Ingles: Salon Claudine, Shopping Center Jardin del Sol, Avda de Gran Canaria, 24 (open 20 to 04.30). This is a brothel and a kind of night club where you can sit down and drink (10 euros) and look at the girls. They will aproach you, but let you in peace if you insist. The reason why I say it’s fairly good and not very good is because it has a selection far below the big night clubs around Madrid, Barcelona and other big cities in Spain. The first night I visited it there were around 7 girls present. The second night 20. Two or three of them good looking (I prefer slim east european girls). The second night I had one of them for 100 euros (half an hour, 150 euros for one hour). It was like I expected – no rushing, good behaviour. I think the price has gone down lately. They take you to a room behaind a curtain in the end of the bar.

2. The second place I visited was a real brothel were the girls present themselves for you and you have to pick one in the end and follow her to the rom. I didn’t try any, but they looked ok. 110 euros for half an hour and 150 for one hour. Adress: Villa Esmeralda, Tour Operador Neckermann, 26 (11), tel: 928762913, mob: 629174168. There were three girls present when I was there at about five in the afternoon, but I was told that later on four more would come.

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Visitor 83
12-22-08, 01:43
I will be going to la Palma soon. Does anyone know of any place there to visit or to pick up girls?

Papipapi2
01-18-09, 15:03
Hi all,

Just wondering if anyone knows any house brothels that are not rip offs. I don't want to pay a huge amount for the drinks for the ladys. 100 euro is alot for 30 min. Anyone knows a cheaper place in Las Palmas?

Jaksa
02-18-09, 11:47
Who can give some general information on scene in Las Palmas?Few years ago, there was (I believe that still exist) one street with plenty of hookers in centre. I forgot the name but you can find it if you go from marina in harbour few blocks inland, pass supermarket, another few blocks and there you are. Street hookers, white, black, latin ... good lookin. Rooms are near by - very dirty. Prices are low. I had took one black girl from Cameroon. She asked 40€ for oral but agree with 25€ for oral and full service.

John Costa
04-29-09, 03:22
I know there is very little here regarding Tenerife but just posting in case someone looks and remembers anywhere to go, any clubs etc.

I am off friday for 5 nights and although I will be accompanied I will take the opportunity to have some fun if I can but on previous visits I have come up blank exept few a few SW's and very overpriced ugly ladies advertising in the papers......any clubs guys andwhere on the island...

JC

Loginseeker
06-17-09, 02:11
last week i was togehther with two young girls, both very sexy. blow job and fuck 150 euro.

the girls are real [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) like, but very good sexperts. the girls live in the yellow house oposite the post office (correos) in playa del ingles, maspalomas. i found the girls thru here page www.girlvu.com in internet.

he are starting here biz last week.

peter

Longhardlook
08-21-09, 18:35
Playa del Ingles update July 2009.

Since my last visit around 10 years ago, I saw quite a few changes in Playa del Ingles. Planned as a normal beach holiday, nothing more than just to relax and do all the things other normal tourists do, had I (like most in our group) turned in earlier and gone to bed before 1am every night, I would have thought nothing had changed in this resort and how wrong I would have been.

Every night at around 1am, up to 20 or so black African street hookers appear in the Kasbah and the surrounding streets. Read on or just scroll down if you like for my full report.

With the exception of the odd adult nightclub and the odd small group of persons of questionable gender plying their trade, street action in Playa del Ingles on a scale like this was unheard of in the 1990s. Then if you wanted this type of thing it would involve taking an expensive taxi ride into the capital Las Palmas.

My memories then of the Las Palmas street hookers in those old 'Peseta' currency days were of raunchy looking local girls of the night who spoke no English walking in and out of the rough looking bars near the port, and taking from you whatever drink you had in your hand, would take a sip, give you a wink and a quickie one hour if you wanted it. Which really lasted about 20 minutes.

Add to this old Spanish Colonial architecture and old crumbling buildings which would not have looked out of place in Cuba; I thought the atmosphere was great and a whole world away from the islands tourist spots.

Any updates here I'll be interested to see.

So back to this update:

Staying as I did all those years ago right bang in the centre of Playa del Ingles close to the 'Kasbah' entertainment centre, the place just as I remembered it to be is still day and night, just one big happy hour bar-disco with that sweet smell of coconut smelling sun tan lotion always hanging in the air with girls on holiday seemingly always in some sort of contest to see who can actually get away with wearing the least amount of clothing in public.

And the same old street touts to try and get you into the bars and discos working on commission. Only difference was then you would get young girls and boys on a working holiday from as far as Sweden, Finland and Ireland, full of fun and still polite to you even if you if you weren't interested. Sadly, the majority of them are now Spanish locals, mainly male, serious and seriously rude and not the brightest of people.

If you don't enjoy having your path blocked, being physically touched and occasionally insulted if you say you aren't interested it's best to keep away from them, but this is more difficult than it sounds as they seem to spot you first and come to you as if appearing from nowhere.

And as it gets later into the night the situation seems to worsen and come midnight the touts change to promoting the numerous lap dancing and strip joints that have sprang up around town and of note in the nearby Metro centre.

Warning, avoid going to these strip club/ pole dancing clubs at all costs. They are evil rip off places usually unlicensed and unregulated and run with the help of the local police.

And to the other scruffy Spanish male who also blocked my way pushing one of those strip joint cards half an inch from my nose telling me he was only trying to make a living and to go back to my own country because people like me were not interested in spending money in his country (or helping the Spanish); Yep consider it done.

Unfortunately, right amongst these annoying 'retards' in the Kasbah, the African girls also ply their trade (especially where Avenue Tenerife crosses the Plaza Telde Roundabout) and all the way through the plaza, to opposite the small white Sydney Opera house look-alike church.

Coming in all shapes and sizes, the girls if they weren't lying told me they came from Ghana. With their good standard of English mixed with typical phrases like 'Not bad' and 'I think so' and old fashioned old English names like Ruth, Emma and Victoria if it wasn't there it was probably Nigeria or any of the other former West African British colonies where they come from.

Raunchy and wild looking to say the least, standing there and watching them shaking their ass to passers by, lifting up an article of clothing here or there to reveal bare flesh, doing a jiggy jiggy dance (one of them with her tits half out), was making my white cock hard.

Age wise, the oldest I spoke to said she was 27 and the youngest (but not the prettiest) was 19 who grabbing hold of my cock inside my pants offered me a 'Sucky sucky' blow job.

Prices:

Shorter than short-time even, real quickie blow job amongst the closed for the night buildings behind the shopping centre 40 to 50 Euros. – Not recommended. More so due to the danger of being pick pocketed, or being pissed on by mistake by someone taking a quick leak in the shadows, yet most of the tourists who are usually drunk out of their minds and on the way back to their hotels gladly pay for this service.

Just a short-time blow job bringing the girl back to your place from around 70 Euros but more like 80-100 Euros. Full sex bringing the girls back to your place, the two prices I was asked for was for 100 and 200 Euros, but I think every girl I asked said first, how much did I want to pay?

One tip here: If you ever find yourself doing the same thing, grab the first one that takes your fancy for these girls don't hang around, one blink, turn around again and you may find they have vanished into thin air probably with another customer.

Having made my mind up, choosing I thought my 'Company' with great care and attention all I had to do was find her again!

24 with cute short hair, tight black pants wearing a white T-shirt with a cool design logo easy for me to pick out again in the crowds. Well that was the plan.

I must have walked up and down that entertainment plaza a dozen times looking for that girl who for 90 Euros would come back to my apartment, give me a sexy massage and give me a blow job to heaven.

Eventually, I spotted (I'll call her 'Ruth') sitting on a wall eating a takeaway burger. Seeming not as happy to see me as I was to see her, her price seemed to have gone up as well to a steeper 150 Euros. So talking a bit longer and assuring her despite not remembering at the time the name of the apartment block where I was staying was only a short walk away, I persuaded her to come back with me for the same deal for 100 Euros.

I even got the odd smile.

Taking her back to the apartment, Ruth did come across as being so carefree and confident as she appeared out on the street. No longer in her own territory or safety zone, I suppose, she looked uncomfortable loosing as well some of that friendliness.

To relax us both and to get a bit of girl friend experience, I mixed us both a rum and coke (and temporarily forgetting for a moment that this was a business only arrangement with the money clock already ticking) we sat down on the balcony to talk a bit.

Reminding me of this, Ruth cut the chatting bit short suggesting I take a shower so we can get on with it.

While in the bathroom I heard her chatting away on her mobile with some urgency almost shouting at the person or pimp she was taking to. And still in the shower and still covered in soap, Ruth came into the bathroom to hurry me up and taking the shower bit off the wall started to rinse me down ignoring my pleas to 'Slow Down.'

As I was drying myself in the bedroom, Ruth removed all her clothing apart from her panties and I was honest in complimenting her on her nice breasts which she encouraged me to touch. Massaging me in the nude, Ruth asked me if I wanted any extras like full sex for another 50 Euros and pulling down the front of her panties said I could finger it for an extra 10Euros. Not having any more money with me, we stuck to the original plan, massage for about 5 minutes where only part of my back was rubbed (I could have done a better job myself) and a wonderful blow job which was about the only thing that was not hurried.

Despite sticking to what we both agreed, Ruth still asked me for more money. In the end I gave in giving her 5 Euros for Taxi as a tip.

Not classed as your usual mongering destination, Gran Canaria still has a few surprises up its sleeve.

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Awesome Man
11-10-09, 19:27
Dear Gentlemen!

I'm going to spend some time in Puerto de la Cruz over the X-mas holiday.

Is there any acion in that area?

Jojosun
01-25-10, 12:34
Here is my $0. 02 cents about the the mongering scene in the southern sunny part of Tenerife, based on a holiday there in Dec 09, so it is fairly up to date.

I went there on a family pre Christmas holiday to soak up some sunshine, and a good job we did.

Although my movements were a bit constrained, I did manage to make my excuses after dinner, to scout the scene and here are my findings, which come, with no particular personal recommendations, as prices quoted were an issue here, and in view of the fact, that we got a bargain package holiday in a 4 star hotel, so I wasn't going to dish out almost half of what we paid for a week on a quick Cum and Go.

The location, was Playa de Las Americas, the lively resort, which wasn't very lively at that time of the year.

Sex clubs. There were 5 clubs on the main road of the Hotel Catalonia Ore Negro.

Night and Day.

Pussy cats.

Eden, and 2 other ones further down the road.

Night And Day seems to be the Best deal, as it does have a sauna and jaccuzi.

Prices, were 80 Euro for half hour. Lady drinks were 30 Euro.

I met one scottish monger, who had just come out from Night and Day club, and he said it was a very good experience and it wasn't a rip off.

I met one attractive blond girl outside the club, but declined her offer to go inside.

The girls seemed

To be a mixed bag of spanish and south american, as well as EE girls.

Street walkers. There were 3 or 4 hanging near the roundabout close to the hotel Catalonia Ore negro. In the interest of research I asked one of them for a Quote. 40 Euro for a quickie and 20 Euro for a bbj.

The girls weren't much to look at and seemed to be gipsies from Bulgaria

But the biggest surprise in this resort, was when I discovered by chance a club right on the beach road. www.Mystique tenerife. Com. It is close to hotel Las Palmeras.

Although it says it is a swingers lounge bar, they do allow single guys there on certain nights. 30 Euro to get in, and I was told there are some wgs on some nights as well.

Lap dance clubs with extras are aplenty, dotted all over the place.

La Dolce Vita Las Sirentas cleopatra.

But I didn't find the prices attractive in view of the current exchange rates of the £ to the Euro.

Weather was great it never disappoints. It reminds me of the weather of Palm Springs Calif.

We paid £260 total package from London for a whole week in a 4 star hotel on half board basis inc flights.

So good time was had by all, and no complaintes.

In conclusion, one can have great weather a mere 3 hours flight from London, and mongering opportunities, if you are willing to fork out the Euros.

For me I was saving my ££££ for London and beyond.

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Jojosun
01-26-10, 00:05
Dear Gentlemen!

I'm going to spend some time in Puerto de la Cruz over the X-mas holiday.

Is there any acion in that area?Can we have your say on North Tenerife?

Toollad2
02-07-10, 08:19
Hi

Was in GC in October 2009 on a family holiday so had to make good use of the times I escaped. We were staying not far from the Kasbar in a all inclusive hotel so it was real hard to get out, but where theres a will theres a way! My first experiance was down on the dunes, if you walk down from the Riu Palace Hotel and head towards the light house there are some large bushed areas with palm trees etc. I found the closest set of bushes was like a tunnel system full of nude men having sex. Carry on to the next set of dunes and bushes and you come to the dogging and swingers section. There were about five or six mainly over 50 German couples dotted around in the little forts people have built over the years. If you hang around you pick up the vibes straight away, I watched a german couple fuck then they let one man fuck her, it was like within touching distance and I found it horny hearing the noises and seeing it so close. My second one was a german couple, the wife wanked about five of us off. He took videos as he told her which men to wank. The only problem is for every couple theres like 20 men hanging round.

Beta Dog
02-14-10, 18:11
Can we have your say on North Tenerife?I was staying in Puerto De La Cruz last October & was disappointed by the mongering available on the island. As far as I know, there are none in the Norte Part of the island. Your best bet is Club Matrix, which is in the South. They have a menu with drinks & services, which both are overpriced. I think I paid $180 EUR for an hour which was really about 40 mins.

I would recommend you just enjoy the awesome weather, cheap food, & laid back atmosphere. There are much better mongering locations in Spain.

Sorry

Masayama
02-16-10, 01:04
I was staying in Puerto De La Cruz last October & was disappointed by the mongering available on the island.
Just for the record, there are lots of small brothels (labeled "night clubs") in the Playa de las Americas area, unless they've been closed in the last 15 months. So don't judge the whole island by the north.

Regor
03-11-10, 18:25
Go to Las Palmas. You find in the Calle de Molino Vieto all you need. Young girls of every size and shape are standing in there doorway. They ask 30 Euro.

It's a five minutes walk from the bus station.

Harrison Write
07-26-10, 19:17
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Harrison Write
09-19-10, 19:02
Am glad to inform you guys that I just had a conversation with my Cindy last week end, she is still currently in Gran Canaria working in a place called Metro Commercial Center, downstire pub called Venus Bar in Playa de Ingles there you can find her.

Monalisa Cage
09-19-10, 19:11
Hi,

I am Mona from Gran Canaria Spain, just new here and I like to know more about this profile can anyone give me a clue please.

Thanks

Bamsemums
10-10-10, 01:26
Yesterday I visited Club Claudine in Playa del Ingles. Close to the Shopping senter; Jardin del Sol. Its a cosy and nice club, but with a terrible service. I visited the club a bit early in the evening (about 23. 00 pm). And there were about 6-8 girls in the club. There were no other costumers at the club at that time.

I went for a Spanish girl called Samara. She was tall, slim and in her late 20th. In the beginning she was very easy going, and I agred to pay her 150 Euro for 1 hour with full service.

This turns out to be a big mistake. As soon as I paid here the money, and a 20 Euro tip! Here attitude turnd totally!

Her servise was terrable. She would not like to take a shower, or to wash hereself. She did not let me tuch her, she gave me a extremely bad blow job (with condom), and after fucking her for about 5 min. She wanted me to stop!

She than told me she was not a machine, that I now had totally 4 different posisions, (including 2 different blowjob positions) and that I now had enought sex.

Well I had just started, and we still had about 40 min left of my 60 min. Session! But from now on she complaind all the time, asked me to hurry up, and gave me a slappy handjob. She did not let me tuch or enter here pussy anymore. After about 40 min. I dressed up and left the bar. Her service and her attitude was extremely bad.

I tell you guys. Stay away from this club. Its a ripp of.

DaveLondon
12-16-10, 06:53
Hi,

I'm going to the above next week and could with some help on clubbs or call out ladies etc. Any help would be great as I not hit this area of Europe before for this hobby.

DL

Jalle
12-29-10, 03:25
Puerto Cruz isn't a monger destination by any means.

However, there is still something to be found. I chatted few SWs near Jardin beach during my stay. They were hanging around in the park next to the beach after dark. You can reach the park by foot 500m from the centre.

I never negotiated down nor accepted any offer, but they were asking 60€ for a quickie.

Markus Long
01-06-11, 13:37
Hi,

For Gran Canaria I found this web link to be of good help:

http://www.serviciosx.com/listado_casa.php

Staying in Playa del Ingles (Jan-2011) I can only recommend to take the car (40-50 minutes) to Las Palmas. A good alternative is to take the bus, which costs something around 6 or 7 Euro one way. In Las Palmas there are two big underground "central" bus stations. One in the city center and one in the harbour area. Unfortunately you have to take the local bus number one at night to get from the harbour area back to the city center. That is as after 9pm or so the night buses back to Playa del Ingles only leave from the city center bus station. If you pay some attention when arriving by bus, figuring this out is quite easy and there's not really any danger of getting stuck in Las Palmas. In Las Palmas I found one place to my liking, but there are more. If you have some time to kill there's also a El Corte Ingles department store and a big shopping center with a cinema next to the harbour underground bus station. In the city center there are only a couple of nice restaurants at night.

Anyway, I also went to see two places in Playa del Ingles, described at the end.

Doll House, Las Palmas.

The place is in a normal residential building in Lucas Fernández. 5 (number is on the wall, so real easy to find) in the harbour area. The outer door is always open, and you simply enter and then ring the bell next to the iron gate. The door to the apartment is on the second floor on the left hand side. It's clean and well-managed. There will be already a girl a 7pm or so, but it's better not to arrive before 9pm. Also the girls on the website above match what's actually on offer. The pictures are real and you get what you see. If you don' call in advance and make an appointment for a specific girl, you get presented with one girl after the other. I chose to sample Beatriz (30 yrs, from Brazil. 60 Euro / 30 min) and Lorena (22 yrs, local 70 Euro / 30min). The price for one hour would have been 120 Euro. Both of them real beauties and worth the money. Facials seem not to be on offer. All together there are 3-5 girls available. With some luck you can also enjoy taking a shower together with the girl before and / or after the deed is done. All of them speak only Spanish / Portuguese, but you will get a long with a few words of Spanish.

Calle del Molino de Viento, Las Palmas.

This is a seedy area in Las Palmas closer to the city center, and about 3 km from the harbour area. This road has lots of girls offering their service from hole-in-the wall ground-floor apartments. It's open during the day. I doubt you'll find anything below 30 years here. It's the place where the end-of-the-road girls end up. It's probably quite cheap, though. Unless you don't mind your dick falling of a week later stay away from here.

Salon Claudine, Playa del Ingles.

Same name as the club that used to be in San Augustin. *It's right behind the restaurant Guarapo on Avenida de Gran Canaria in the shopping center Jardin del Sol. Prices were 150 Euro for 1 hour. Not sure if they have a 30 minute deal. There are usually 5-10 girls of only average beauty and surely nothing younger than 25. The girls usually arrive between 9 and 10pm, even if the door might be open earlier.

Club Kalua, San Augustin (Walking distance from Playa del Ingles, but you can also take the bus)

Same location as previously occupied by Salon Claudine in the basement of C. C. San Agustíand. Planta Sótano in Calle de las Dalias. I did not ask for prices there, but considering that there were only 2 or 3 girls of subpar beauty aged probably 30 or higher I really don't recommend the place at all. It does not compare to the Salon Claudine that used to be there.

Markus

John Costa
01-06-11, 18:45
Hi,

For Gran Canaria I found this web link to be of good help:

http://www.serviciosx.com/listado_casa.php

Staying in Playa del Ingles (Jan-2011) I can only recommend to take the car (40-50 minutes) to Las Palmas. A good alternative is to take the bus, which costs something around 6 or 7 Euro one way. In Las Palmas there are two big underground "central" bus stations. One in the city center and one in the harbour area. Unfortunately you have to take the local bus number one at night to get from the harbour area back to the city center. That is as after 9pm or so the night buses back to Playa del Ingles only leave from the city center bus station. If you pay some attention when arriving by bus, figuring this out is quite easy and there's not really any danger of getting stuck in Las Palmas. In Las Palmas I found one place to my liking, but there are more. If you have some time to kill there's also a El Corte Ingles department store and a big shopping center with a cinema next to the harbour underground bus station. In the city center there are only a couple of nice restaurants at night.

Anyway, I also went to see two places in Playa del Ingles, described at the end.

Doll House, Las Palmas.

The place is in a normal residential building in Lucas Fernández. 5 (number is on the wall, so real easy to find) in the harbour area. The outer door is always open, and you simply enter and then ring the bell next to the iron gate. The door to the apartment is on the second floor on the left hand side. It's clean and well-managed. There will be already a girl a 7pm or so, but it's better not to arrive before 9pm. Also the girls on the website above match what's actually on offer. The pictures are real and you get what you see. If you don' call in advance and make an appointment for a specific girl, you get presented with one girl after the other. I chose to sample Beatriz (30 yrs, from Brazil. 60 Euro / 30 min) and Lorena (22 yrs, local 70 Euro / 30min). The price for one hour would have been 120 Euro. Both of them real beauties and worth the money. Facials seem not to be on offer. All together there are 3-5 girls available. With some luck you can also enjoy taking a shower together with the girl before and / or after the deed is done. All of them speak only Spanish / Portuguese, but you will get a long with a few words of Spanish.

Calle del Molino de Viento, Las Palmas.

This is a seedy area in Las Palmas closer to the city center, and about 3 km from the harbour area. This road has lots of girls offering their service from hole-in-the wall ground-floor apartments. It's open during the day. I doubt you'll find anything below 30 years here. It's the place where the end-of-the-road girls end up. It's probably quite cheap, though. Unless you don't mind your dick falling of a week later stay away from here.

Salon Claudine, Playa del Ingles.

Same name as the club that used to be in San Augustin. *It's right behind the restaurant Guarapo on Avenida de Gran Canaria in the shopping center Jardin del Sol. Prices were 150 Euro for 1 hour. Not sure if they have a 30 minute deal. There are usually 5-10 girls of only average beauty and surely nothing younger than 25. The girls usually arrive between 9 and 10pm, even if the door might be open earlier.

Club Kalua, San Augustin (Walking distance from Playa del Ingles, but you can also take the bus)

Same location as previously occupied by Salon Claudine in the basement of C. C. San Agustíand. Planta Sótano in Calle de las Dalias. I did not ask for prices there, but considering that there were only 2 or 3 girls of subpar beauty aged probably 30 or higher I really don't recommend the place at all. It does not compare to the Salon Claudine that used to be there.

MarkusGood stuff Markus, invaluable link.

I have never really found much in the Canaries but usually because of limitations as only there with family but I am going in about a month or so and will check a few places out and report back accordingly.

Thanks again.

JC

Eros74
01-18-11, 19:07
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Sex clubs. There were 5 clubs on the main road of the Hotel Catalonia Ore Negro.

Night and Day.

Pussy cats.

Eden, and 2 other ones further down the road.

Night And Day seems to be the Best deal, as it does have a sauna and jaccuzi.

Street walkers. There were 3 or 4 hanging near the roundabout close to the hotel Catalonia Ore negro. Hey man which street are you talking about, cause yesterday around hotel Catalonia Oro negro there was nothing at all.

Please take a look to google maps and give the exactly street where should be these 5 sex clubs, thanks in advance.

So far it is my second day here and I have to say I am very disappointed, cause 90% of people here is older than 50-60yo, so as you can easily imagine, no fun for us.

Today I spoke with one guy who owns a travel agency, he said he came here in 1990 when it is a real paradise, only young guys and girls, now they worked a lot to make here come only old turists, so it sucks. Cause if you was a pro, would you go where most of turists are so old they could care less about pussy?

And however a lot of pubs and restaurants are almost empty, very sad to see all this.

More later, cause Lukasek needs pussy. So I will try to find. Water in desert.

Jojosun
01-24-11, 13:29
Hey man which street are you talking about, cause yesterday around hotel Catalonia Oro negro there was nothing at all.

Please take a look to google maps and give the exactly street where should be these 5 sex clubs, thanks in advance.

So far it is my second day here and I have to say I am very disappointed, cause 90% of people here is older than 50-60yo, so as you can easily imagine, no fun for us.

Today I spoke with one guy who owns a travel agency, he said he came here in 1990 when it is a real paradise, only young guys and girls, now they worked a lot to make here come only old turists, so it sucks. Cause if you was a pro, would you go where most of turists are so old they could care less about pussy?

And however a lot of pubs and restaurants are almost empty, very sad to see all this.

More later, cause Lukasek needs pussy. So I will try to find. Water in desert. Hi Lukasek.

Sorry for being late on this thread. Hope you are still there enjoying the weather.

Here you go for all the sex clubs that even tripadvisor members were complaining about.

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g562820-d289253-Reviews-Catalonia_Oro_Negro-Playa_de_las_Americas_Tenerife_Canary_Islands.html

Unless all of them closed down since Dec 09, which I don't believe to be the case.

I am surprised that you couladn't find them.

Almost next door to the Hotel Catalonia Oro Negro, Plaja Des Las Americas. Teneriefe

Gypsy hookers from Bulgaria are on the the Roundabout, to the left of the Hotel. If you are standing with your back to the hotel.

Have Fun.

Eros74
01-25-11, 01:50
Hi and thanks, I found everything at the end, I arrived back home just a few hours ago, so I go to sleep and in couple of days I will post a long report, but from now I tell you that I planned to stay there 3 weeks instead yesterday I bought a new ticket and after just 7 days I went back home. More to follow cheers

Jojosun
01-25-11, 14:56
Hi and thanks, I found everything at the end, I arrived back home just a few hours ago, so I go to sleep and in couple of days I will post a long report, but from now I tell you that I planned to stay there 3 weeks instead yesterday I bought a new ticket and after just 7 days I went back home. More to follow cheersYes. In Canary islands & Tenerife one is always guaranteed great weather in the winter.

But after a week you do get restless, being surrounded by 60's and over holiday makers.

Younger crowds as you know travel mainly in the summer and late spring.

I didn't find the Canaries particular cheap as I am £ and US$ based.

The Euro is too high for me at the moment.

I think Agadir in Morocco in the winter is a much cheaper destination for Mongering and other costs.

But my prefernces are Tanned Blondes 18/24.

I wish I go back in tim e to my 20's, then I would head to Fort lauderdale <Florida, in the Spring Break to get hold of some sex hungry College Girls

Happy New Year

Eros74
01-26-11, 22:41
Ok let's try to write some good infos here.

I planned to go there for 3 weeks, from 17 January till 7 February but after 2 days I was already thinking to go back home.

Weather, yes, you have during the day such as 22-24C, but if blow the wind it is cold to dress only bathing suite before noon and after 15:00 and not everyday is sunny, in 7 days I sunbath just 4.

In the night surely you cannot dress only a shirt, it is really cold, often just 15C. But with wind blowing it seems much more colder, so even if it is better than weather you have in central europe, it seem to me more a warm winter than a spring time.

Hotel and apartment suck a lot!

What I mean?

I bought ryanair flight and I thought to find there a good and reasonable cheap place where to stay, cause in segunda mano, I saw locals rent a flat for average 350 euro per month!

But when you go to hotels. If you have no reservation they all said full booked!

There seems to be a sort of mafia, a secret agreement between all the hotels and residence flats that they will refuse everyone without reservation.

And the travel agency there get the same commission of the ones in your home place, it was the first time, and I travel a lot, that "on the place" you had the same prices you saw in your home town.

Anyway for such cheap 410 euro I got 7 days at Aparthotel Columbus very close, I understood lately, to your Catalonia oro negro Jojoson.

Night life. Sucks as well, cause which kind of night life you can have with 90% of turists that are older than 50yo?

Locals due to crisi go out only on Saturday where more or less every places is quite good, but if you stay there 14 days you have only 2 days of nightlife. Too small!

It sucks cause it is almost sad to see such many, really hundreds of bar and restaurants almost empty, due to the fact that most of hotel and apartments offer all inclusive, so why one should go out to pay for a beer if he can have for free where he stays? Even more, if most of turists are very old, it is obvious that they go to sleep very soon and the little nightlife starts after midnight as in almost every place in spain.

So if it did not suck enough cold weather for all the day, from about 15:00 pm when you leave beaches or the swimming pool of your hotel, you have to wait about 9 hours to see some young people hanging around.

After the first night there, I was afraid I was in the worst place of my life in matter of holidays+pussy, but later I stop to be only afraid and I was very sure about that.

I tried almost everything place between playa de la americas, los cristianos and costa adeje and nothing!

Here in order:

Santelmo. It is a street up the beach with 3 floors level, with bars and restaurants, so many that even on Saturday night in every place you have just 8-10 persons, so you should keep moving looking for at least a couple of decent girls.

Achaman, it is a disco for locals that it is smaller than my garden, it is the one very popular between locals but on Saturday night it seems a gay party.

Faro chill out, big disco but with about 80-100 persons on Saturday it look pretty empty and on Friday there were only 8 cars in the parking.

I met a guy from slovakia, country that I know very well so we became friends, I spoke Slovak better than english and he told me, the isle is totally dead as nightlife.

There is some good nighlife in santa cruz in the north, the capital, where there are university, but it is far 90km from south, so I was not going to to rent a car and to drive 180km for maybe some young girls.

He said about 10 years ago there were 90% of very young tourists, but now it is the perfect isle for people waiting to die. And for the average age they have, he couldn't be more right.

So? So hookers, right?

With him we went to some private apartments, between playa de las americas and los cristianos, he called them before to go, we got the numbers from the local newpapers, well for an average 50 euro half hour you get only ugly fat pig woman, but I enjoyed this search cause we went there with his motorbike, however I was still without a piece of pussy.

Brothels. There are many and everywhere, you do not have to know where they are cause there are girls in the streets that try to get customers there, for each customer a girl that bring you there, receive 2 euro. This is what told me one I become almost friend, cause she saw me everynight for all the week.

Inside they are just a bar with bedrooms in the back of bars or at second floor of the building.

The problem is. Even if a beer for you it is just 5 euro, so pretty cheap, to speak with a girl. 10 minutes you have to pay from 20 till 50 euro!

Ok I paid couple of times 20 euro for a lady drink who allowed me to have only couple of minutes of conversation, then she asks to go to bedroom and another drink.

They are very pushy, cause you can easily understand that with 90% of old tourist they have to play hard with the young ones to earn some money.

Prices to bedroom. You have from 80 euro 20 minutes to 250 euro one hour, the problem is that you understand clearly that you can forget to have even a bit of GFE!

With 50 euro 30 minutes for models type and with BBBJ and dfk and DATY in almost every fkk in german, it seems to be too stupid to spend much higher price to have much less with more ugly girls.

Well I did not travelled in all the world to be such easily ripped off. In spain!

Just for info, the 3 brothels in the streets of catalonia oro negro, have a bitter better prices but very ugly girls inside and the street with SW, right very close to your hotel Jojosun, it had almost every night such as 10-12 girls. 3-4 black girls and then a couple of gipsy, just garbage hookers.

So. No enough good weather to enjoy sun from morning to evening, not young tourists girls or locals to try to date in the evening, not hookers to have a decent GFE. What I could do if not go back home, better say, to run back home asap?

Even if I had GF and I went there with her, I think the isle disappointed me, with GF there are better places IMHO even if a bit more expensive.

15 years ago I went to fuerteventura when I was 21yo and I really enjoyed it, almost only young tourists, but for me canary islands are pretty death and useless place where to go.

Ah yes, I asked to my friend, he lives there almost 12years, he said it is not true in summer you have young tourists in tenerife, cause and I think it makes sense, all the young crow of tourists who live in europe why should do 8-10 hours of flight to go to canary islands so far as they can flight 1 hour and to be in Greece, Croatia, Italy, Turkey, Tunisia, Spain (baleari and south of spain too) where you have hot weather too?

So can be canary island a good place to go when I will be 60 or 70yo?

I do not think so, cause when I will be old, I would like to go to a place where I can see young people too and south of tenerife it really seems a hospital for old people on open air, a bit sad place where to spend holidays.

Another thing, even if tenerife is something as free or lower taxes place, for example gasoline it costs half money per liter than in german and in austria and the same for cigarettes and perfume, when it is about restaurants and hotel the price are the same as in europe, so it seems they really fuck tourists twice!

And worst of all they rip you off without smile, as I never saw such a people with almost without smile, canarian people are not much friendy as the fact they belong to spain could make you think.

So after many times in brazil to escape winter in europe, I did not find a closer place where to go, but at least I found a place where do not go!

I think I said more or less everything and I am pretty sure I just tell the facts, I really will be surprised if a monger will go to tenerife and he will got some fun.

Suerte

Jojosun
01-27-11, 14:09
Thank you Lukasek for putting some life back into this thread, which was just drying up.

I echo your sentiments about Teneriefe, re pussy hunting.

I have been to Canary isles in my 20's, a long time ago and had a great time scoring with female hotel guests.

Dec09, I went to Tenerife on a family last minute holiday.

We paid something like 280 euros each for our 7 nights holiday at the Catalania ore Negro hotel, including flights from London.

The price included Breakfast and Dinner, buffet style.

The food at the hotel was quite good actually, and the bonus was we had great weather.

The cold spell you experienced must have been the overspill from Europe mainland.

It is a much better option to do places like Canary Islands, Morocco, Tunesia, Turkey <Egypt, on a Package Tour basis.

It does work out much cheaper than doing the holiday seperately, and you avoid being ripped off once you get there.

Once your Accommodation is sorted you can always rent something on the side there, for example in Morocco.

Agadir, Morocco, is a much better option than Canary Islands for a Warm Winter cheap holiday with cheap pussies.

It is just across the sea from the canary islands and almost the same weather.

Another alternative for a warm place in the winter is Dubai.

But of course more expensive, but More variety of Girls from all over the world.

Dubai is quite safe.

If you thought Tenerife was dead, you be well advised to stay away from a similar place, aka the portugese island of Madera.

Young crowds do not travel to the Canaries even in the summer, because of its image as an older Age holiday destination.

Best to go to Canaries with a Beautiful Blondika by your side.

Having said that, I never tasted any pussy on my last holiday there because of all the prices, and frankly I just didn't fancy anything there on offer, paid sex wise.

On a different note, I notice prices in Bratislave for p4p has shot up as well.

Had great mogering in Evita club few years back, before Slovakia joined the Euro System.

Regards.

Jojosun
01-27-11, 14:55
On a similar note.

Look what you get here for about 330 euros for a week in Madiera.

4, 5 star hotel all inclusive.

Try doing this by yours.

www.travelzoo.com/uk/holidays.

I would monger in London first, then get all the sunshine & the free Food and Booze in Madiera.

Or take your own pussy with you.

Because it is even deadlier than Tenerife for P4P SEX.

Eros74
01-27-11, 20:12
Jojosun,

Thanks too for your reply.

I easily believe that years ago to go to canary could be really big fun, but now if this thread is dying, is nothing in compare how fast is dying tenerife.

I thought about Dubaj, but my problem is that in Dubaj, much more than to tenerife for example, you pay a lot if you are alone in bedroom. For example 1 week in hotel 3 or 4 stars with flight to Dubaj was 1500 euro + 800 euro cause I used the double bedroom only me. ( extra single person in room I mean, I do not know exactly how is in english, sorry ).

From Milan 2 weeks+flight in hotel sol tenerife, the 2 big tower close to veronicas, it cost 1400 euro. 1700 euro at park klub europe, so I thought I will use ryanair and find once there something cheaper.

I had a friend who went with family to park klub europe and he found an good offer, but it was 650 euro flight+1week, so I have the feeling in London you can buy the same package holiday for a much lower price than in Milan.

That was I thougt when a month ago I did my homework and I read your report about how cheap price you paid from London to catalania oro negro.

Now it depends if next time I will go alone or with one girlfriend, however yesterday looking for some more info about my next place, I found your report about golden sand in Bulgary and so far I got many GFE in fkk with bulgarian girls, it makes me curious to go maybe there.

Thanks for the link of madeira, but next time I will travel, probably may, I will take maybe a 3-4 days to Ibiza, not for discos, but cause it is very close, it goes there ryanair and it is easy to find cheap apartment. At least that's what told me my friend, I never been there.

BTW I was already in Odessa, it does not worth and in Romania, I did not like the gipsy attitude of girls. My beloved country is Russia, where I have been for 60 days till Ufa, but I am not sure Sochi it worth it.

Anyway I guess next winter I will probably stay at home or try egypt, never been there too.

What made me really "sad" was that even if tenerife is almost dead, it was easy to see that it could have a huge potencial, but better to not regret with what we cannot have and better to think about what we really can have.

I will search more about Golden Sands and Sunny Beach and then probably I will send you a PM.

So far thanks again and best regards

SunSwinger
02-04-11, 18:56
Hi Lukasek.

Sorry for being late on this thread. Hope you are still there enjoying the weather.

Here you go for all the sex clubs that even tripadvisor members were complaining about.

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g562820-d289253-Reviews-Catalonia_Oro_Negro-Playa_de_las_Americas_Tenerife_Canary_Islands.html

Unless all of them closed down since Dec 09, which I don't believe to be the case.

I am surprised that you couladn't find them.

Almost next door to the Hotel Catalonia Oro Negro, Plaja Des Las Americas. Teneriefe

Gypsy hookers from Bulgaria are on the the Roundabout, to the left of the Hotel. If you are standing with your back to the hotel.

Have Fun. Hi Guys, there is loads of fun areas in Tenerife, I did find what we in the UK would call a massage parlour, absolutely terrific.

All the girls were so pretty with slim firm bodies, anyway if you are staying in the south here is one to start you off.

Kundalini.

Los Cristianos.

http://www.tantric-massage-tenerife.com

Enjoy and let us know

SunSwinger
02-07-11, 17:51
hi all, my first real contribution so here goes.

for couples.

two clubs in playa de las americas mystique being the most popular.

http://www.mystique-tenerife.com.

if its an all over tan you want, there are a couple of beaches, la tajita (near to the airport) and la caleta.

for guys.

i don't know about you, but the thought of finding an attractive companion while away from home turf is virtually impossible, so many things can go wrong. so its always good to here from others and their experiences. the following websites are full of girls, and far more important, reviews from clients. make sure you have your google translate switched on, it is brilliant. over here networking and sharing information on girls is accepted as normal, nothing dirty, nothing sinister, worth a peek.

charges of course vary, but 60euros for 30 minutes is about the norm. an hours massage about 120 euros.

http://foros.canarias69.com/index.php?topic=8435.0

http://www.tantric-massage-tenerife.com

(english)

http://www.canarias69.com/cms2/

pm me if anyone needs some more information.

Gregory67
05-15-11, 11:58
There is a villa in maspalomas next to playa ingles called "cosmos 4" that all taxidrivers knows about, its open all day and night and half hour is 60 Euro, most girls from Colombia, Cuba and bulgaria.

In the night in play ingles you have streethookers on the parking lots and streets between pasha center and jardin del sol for as low as 10 Euro blowjob in the car or bushes. The most of them arrive after 11 in the evening and its a mix of negros, trans and eastern europe. You can find some nice spanish ones with drug problems.

Stay out of Claudine, rip off and booring girls which just want to finnish the session.

Alternative is the newspapers with many ads in spanish in south gran canaria or go to las palmas if you have the time.

But most convenient if you want fast shag after the beach or escape your wife and go "play tennis" is Cosmos 4, they also have swingers villas just next door with a lot of horny dirty germans if you are in to that.

Robert Libanais
02-01-12, 12:57
Hi guys.

Does anyone have good addresses in Lanzarote? I am heading there for a conference and could appreciate some fun time.

Thanks for the support

Vompat
02-03-12, 13:04
Arranging a family holiday to one of them.

Did I get it right: in Maspalomas you get FS for 60 € when in Tenerife you will have to to pay about 180 €?

SunSwinger
02-09-12, 10:17
Arranging a family holiday to one of them.

Did I get it right: in Maspalomas you get FS for 60 € when in Tenerife you will have to to pay about 180 €?No. Prices in South Tenerife are normally about 60 euros for 30 minutes sex. If you need a massage, try the body to body (normally about 110-120 euros) for an whole hour. Slippery body all over you mmm.

Check out "massage Tenerife" in google.

See entry below for tantric massage tenerife.

www.tantric-massage-tenerife.com

Vompat
02-20-12, 13:33
My report will follow.

If I get something to report.

Vompat
04-02-12, 10:49
No we made up our mind. Going next week to Puerto Rico, can anyone give any advice on action over there?

Thanks in advance

Jogami
04-10-12, 15:19
I just try it and it's a great page to find some good action. Thanks for let me now it.

SexPerimenter
04-13-12, 05:20
On Calle de los Llanos de Troya, Arona by Playa de las Americas in South Tenerife you can find a large variety of streetwalkers along the sound side of the road as soon as it gets dark. There were at least 5-10 when I was there last December. It was the first time I ever paid for sex, I picked up an eastern European blond who spoke a half dozen words of Spanish and English. The others were latinas. We drove off to a dirt parking lot near a hospital and she blew me while I leaned against the car. I think she wanted 30 euros for a BJ but after a few minutes of that she said "sex!", turned around, dropped her panties, lifted her dress and leaned over. I fucked her doggy style over the fender of a rented Mercedes SL 350. I can't recall if I tipped her but she never asked for nor seemed to expect any additional money for the FS upgrade.

Zozimus
05-15-12, 18:18
A little information for anyone bound for the roundest Canary Island.

These 3 sites should give you plenty to choose from.

http://sexcanarias.net/

http://www.serviciosx.com/

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/

The local papers (La Provincia & Diario de Las Palmas) also have plenty of adverts although annoyingly a lot of them haven't thought it necessary to state where on the island they are so Sod's law pretty much guarantees that they won't be conveniently located for you.

Places I have visited:

Dollhouse Calle Lucas Fernandez No. 5.

A bit hit and miss this one, anywhere between 2 and 6 ladies. Mostly latinas but with some East Europeans, sometimes real stunners and sometimes positively scary.

Rocio Cachet Calle Dr Grau Bassas No. 43.

Right on the beach so you can stroll along Paseo de Las Canteras ogling the girls in bikinis to get yourself in the mood. There are usually 3 or 4 girls working, again a mix of latinas and EE.

Villa Mythos Calle Tarragona No. 24, Ojos de Garza.

I have to admit to having a soft spot for this place – it was my first Spanish knocking shop after all. After only ever getting a choice of 2 ladies back home I went here and was most impressed when half a dozen hot latinas lined up in front of me. Needless to say I return whenever I am on the island. There is a fairly high staff turnover here but the replacements are always of a high standard. It's still mostly Latinas but with occasional Czech and Romanian girls. If you have a car you can park right outside, if you're relying on public transport you can either get off the bus at the Ojos de Garza stop on the motorway (you will then have to trudge half a mile up hill) or get the bus to the airport and get a taxi from there.

Ninfa Canaria Calle de la Rosa No. 66, La Garita.

There are supposed to be 10 girls here but I've never seen more than 4 and sometimes only 2. All the girls seem to be from Latin America but you never know what the quality will be like. I have seen a couple of real beauties there but the last 2 times I've been I didn't stay.

Delerius Calle Virato No. 11.

Usually 4 to 6 latinas. My best piece of advice for this one. Try not to fall down the stairs when coming out of the bathroom!

Eden Canario – now relaunched as Rincon de Pecado Calle Colombia No. 11.

I haven't been to this one since the name changed a month or two ago. It was a perfectly acceptabe establishment with usually 5 or 6 latinas. It's just round the corner from Delerius so between the 2 of them you should be able to find something you like.

In the South of the island I have only visited these:

Villa Palace Avienda Touroperador Saga Tours No. 14.

Anabel Sur Avienda Gran Canaria No. 271.

Chocolat Escorts Avienda Touroperador Cosmos 4 B.

These 3 are supposedly all 24 hr establishments but when I visited them (between 11:30AM and 12:30PM on a Thursday) they couldn't rustle up a single girl between them.

Special mention to:

Dolce Vita Calle Pi why Margall No. 15.

This place has been advertising on and off for 18 months but I've never managed to get them to answer the phone or the door! I no longer try.

If trying to use independents who advertise on the websites or in the papers I strongly suggest you get a Spanish SIM card for your phone. Most of them just won't answer if they see a strange (ie foreign) number. If you don't speak any Spanish I wouldn't bother trying any except in the main tourist areas where you could reasonably hope they would speak some English. You should also expect the usual fake, out of date and air-brushed photos.

Zozimus
05-16-12, 22:45
I forgot to mention the street scene in my last post. If that's your thing then Calle del Molino de Viento is the place for you, there are a few girls working in the streets off it but that's the main one. The girls work from pretty much every doorway from Calle Aguadulce northwards.

Quality varies from surprisingly attractive to rather less so. Well, let's just say I wonder how some of them can earn a living. It's a fairly rough generalisation but the girls at the southern end seem to usually be the most attractive whereas the other end always seems to feature some surprisingly "mature" ladies.

The majority of the girls always used to be from South America but there are now a lot of East Europeans (specifically Romanians) and there are usually some West African girls around too.

The last time I took a stroll along this street was at about 11 o'clock on a Sunday morning and there was a very good turnout. There must have been 40 girls there, and that's just the ones I could see outside, a lot of them sit indoors so you don't see them unless you actually go inside.

I seem to have somehow renamed this thread as Gran Canaria information when it was previously called Canary Islands. If I knew how to change it back I would.

AColonizer
05-24-12, 20:32
Romanians also there?

No.


I forgot to mention the street scene in my last post. If that's your thing then Calle del Molino de Viento is the place for you, there are a few girls working in the streets off it but that's the main one. The girls work from pretty much every doorway from Calle Aguadulce northwards.

Quality varies from surprisingly attractive to rather less so. Well, let's just say I wonder how some of them can earn a living. It's a fairly rough generalisation but the girls at the southern end seem to usually be the most attractive whereas the other end always seems to feature some surprisingly "mature" ladies.

The majority of the girls always used to be from South America but there are now a lot of East Europeans (specifically Romanians) and there are usually some West African girls around too.

The last time I took a stroll along this street was at about 11 o'clock on a Sunday morning and there was a very good turnout. There must have been 40 girls there, and that's just the ones I could see outside, a lot of them sit indoors so you don't see them unless you actually go inside.

I seem to have somehow renamed this thread as Gran Canaria information when it was previously called Canary Islands. If I knew how to change it back I would.

Zozimus
05-25-12, 18:59
Romanians also there?

No.Yes there are Romanians. Most of the East European girls are Romanian. There seem to be more and more each time I go there it.

Canario
08-20-12, 00:56
I want to add pages of escorts have not mentioned before:

www.canarias69.com (for the provinces of Gran Canaria and Santa Cruz de Tenerife) Good photo verification system for escorts.

www.sexocanarias.com.es (It is virtually a copy of www.canarias69.com But with quite fake photos)

Elise1760
09-25-12, 09:00
I am a classy and sexy woman who likes to enjoy from life

And who takes care of her body.

Young men from 30 to 55 are my favourites but any well done man,

Woman or couple with correct measurements is welcome.

I offer an enjoying and exciting moment.

Once you have tried you will ask again!

Pritchins
12-04-12, 11:23
I've just spent a happy two weeks in Playa del Ingles and visited Kimberley there for several different things. I started with tantric massage and had THE most amazing orgasm in a long long time, different from normal, hard to describe how but incredible. She has very light touch and seemed to give real mccoy not just the usual rub and tug that some girls do whilst kidding us it's tantra.

While we were chatting after she said she went to swingers clubs a lot and could take me there. She drops her fee for that so it's a fairly bargain 150 euros for 2 hours. Advantage going with her was we looked like a couple so I got a helluva lot more action than the single guys there! And couples get in free whereas singles pay 30euros so a good deal all round.

She gives an amazing handjob, truly amazing. Never thought I would prefer that to a good hard fuck but I did. BJ excellent too (with condom)

She is a great looker with fantastic body. Beautiful. Sexily dressed both for tantra then for swinging. And sexy voice too. Very sexy. To cap it all is even intelligent and seems to have worked in all sorts of proper jobs before choosing escorting so seems to genuinely enjoy what she is doing and certainly made me feel absolutely special alll way through.

Laughs a lot and is funny to be with. Not a clock watcher either. She spoke german and spanish so was great in clubs as could talk to other couples even if they spoke no english.

Already booked to go back and see her in March.

http://www.grancanariaescort.eu

Awesome Man
01-01-13, 20:21
Maybe not much of a report, byt anyway. Black FL walking along the road that passes the golf court on it's way in to Playa Las Americas. If you don't have got any place to go to they just bring you behind some bushes in was must be considered a city dump. Lots of used condoms etc. Talked to one of the girls and she quoted 25 Euro for BJ, and she was hot. I declined. The black girls walking this intersection where there all night, I saw them as early as 8 PM and 7AM. Long worskshift.

Just 100 meters from there, there is a Club Eden where an east european girl asked me several times if I wanted to come behind an get full service 55 Euro for half an hour. I said no thanks.

Gabhubert1
01-14-13, 11:48
Bonjour to all forumers! I will fly at the end of January to Tenerife, exactly "Playa de las Americas". I have just seen your opinions about the nightlife in this sector. And you are very pessimist : "it's dead. Ther's no nightlife. Tourists are old ". I was never in Canary islands :is it really the true and are there perhaps pubs with music or dance floors "for Seniors"? Thank you for replays and what you meen about this "Playa" at the beginning of Febrary!

Harry Dude
02-22-13, 21:34
I decided to check out Calle Molino de Viento (yes it is spelled thus, and not Calle del Molino de Viento).

I was actually staying in Playa del Ingles in the south of the island, and caught a bus (bus # 030 runs roughly every 20 minutes, buses 1, 4 and 5 can also be used but these do not run all day). The bus fare from Playa del Ingles to Las Palmas is EUR5. 60, it's a 40 minute ride and the distance is 50 kilometers. A taxi would be very expensive, I took a taxi from Playa del Ingles to the airport which is only 28 kilometers from PDI and that was EUR33, so a taxi from PDI to Las Palmas would be over EUR50 each way.

Anyway, the report quoted is correct. From Calle Aguadulce northwards, Calle Molino de Viento is busy with hookers working out of the doorways. Most are rather unattractive, to be kind. Some are surprisingly old and unattractive. However I did find a group of three very attractive girls at the very intersection of Aguadulce and Molino de Viento, so after having walked the 3 or 4 block checking out the talent, I walked back to the group of three chicks. I had one of the girls in mind. She looked to be spanish, about 1m 60 cm tall, maybe a few kilos extra on her hips but a nice figure and substantial (enhanced) chest.

She explained that it was EUR30 for half an hour of suck and fuck, and we went inside, up the stairs and into a simple room. She got going right away, we undressed I laid down on the bed. Although she had 3-4 kilograms too many round her hips and a small belly, she was young, firm, with no stretchmarks or scars. Her boobs were enhanced, well done too. They were very enjoyable. The routine was just that. Routine, although she was friendly and smiled all the time. First a CBJ (I did not ask for uncovered BJ) , then CFS in a couple of positions. She started in cowgirl and too me it seemed like she was getting into it. Then missionary and finally I finished in doggy style.

Value for money? You bet. For 30 Euros I would repeat any day. It was quick, efficient and enjoyable. Nice clean girl, good skin, excellent boobs.


I forgot to mention the street scene in my last post. If that's your thing then Calle del Molino de Viento is the place for you, there are a few girls working in the streets off it but that's the main one. The girls work from pretty much every doorway from Calle Aguadulce northwards.

Quality varies from surprisingly attractive to rather less so. Well, let's just say I wonder how some of them can earn a living. It's a fairly rough generalisation but the girls at the southern end seem to usually be the most attractive whereas the other end always seems to feature some surprisingly "mature" ladies.

The majority of the girls always used to be from South America but there are now a lot of East Europeans (specifically Romanians) and there are usually some West African girls around too.

The last time I took a stroll along this street was at about 11 o'clock on a Sunday morning and there was a very good turnout. There must have been 40 girls there, and that's just the ones I could see outside, a lot of them sit indoors so you don't see them unless you actually go inside.

I seem to have somehow renamed this thread as Gran Canaria information when it was previously called Canary Islands. If I knew how to change it back I would.

Zozimus
05-06-13, 16:52
I spent a few days on Lanzarote recently based in Costa Teguise. I couldn't find any adverts in the local papers for girls working in this area, all I managed to find were a couple of knocking shops of the "Night Club" variety. They were within a few yards of each other.

Club 55.

http://www.nightclub55.com/

This is at the end of the first turning on the left along Avenida Islas Canarias if you're starting from the southern end of that road. I gather they usually have 6-8 girls working although there were only 4 when I went. Prices were 20 mins for 60 Euros. 30 mins for 80 and an hour for 150. Some of the girls looked ok but I managed to get stuck with a rather large Czech girl who I couldn't get rid of. I was tempted to walk out and really should have done but I didn't. At least I only wasted 60 Euros. And I do mean wasted. I have to say it was my worst punt ever by a wide margin. I won't advise you not to go there, as I imagine it's possible to have a decent time there. All I'll say is that I won't return.

The other place I found was called Victoria Night Club. It was in the same side street, down an alley on your right as you head towards Club 55. I popped in there at about 10. 30 PM and there were no customers and only 2 girls there. They both looked ok but I didn't stay as I thought I'd check out Club 55 instead.

Zozimus
05-06-13, 17:58
The majority of the action on Lanzarote seems to be concentrated, as you would expect, in Arrecife. I did see some adverts for girls in Puerto del Carmen and Playa Honda but Arrecife appears to have a lot more going on.

Sagitario Night Club.

http://nightclubsagitario.webs.com/

Calle Padre Claret No. 1, Arrecife. Easy to get to from Casta Teguise.

This was the first place I went to in town. Despite the website claiming it opens at 8PM it doesn't. It opens at 9. There were 8 girls there when I visited. 5 Romanians. 1 Spanish and 2 Brazilians. It's one of those places where you sit in a bar area while you decide which lady you would like to spend some time with. They have a system that I've never been aware of before in that every evening the girls all draw numbers out of a hat which decides the order in which they will approach customers. If there is one you particularly like you can call her over or ask the barmaid to do so but otherwise just wait and when it's her turn she'll be over to speak to you. Prices here were 30 mins for 65 Euros and 1 hour for 125. A beer will set you back 5 and ladies' drinks are 30 or 20 if they are non-alcoholic. They apparently have car parking available for clients although I parked round the corner on Calle Leon & Castillo where there was no shortage of places.

Casa Sevilla. Calle Sevilla No. 9 Tel. 928808810.

The main advantage of this place is that there is a large, free (as far as I could tell) carpark at the end of the road. During the day they only seemed to have 1 or 2 girls available but from about 7PM they have 4. Prices were 60 Euros for 30 mins and 120 for the hour. When you get to their front door you are confronted by 4 buzzers. I'm really not sure which one you should press, I think I tried all of them before I was let in.

Noa Noa Vanessa. Calle Trinidad No. 26 Apt 1C Tel 630487913.

I went here in mid-afternoon during the week. There were 2 girls working. When I saw the first one I thought to myself "My God, well at least that's the ugly one out of the way". How wrong I was. The other one was far worse. Positively horrendous. And huge. Quite possibly some sort of troll. I have no idea of the prices here as I got out as fast as I could.

Calle Malpais de San Jose No. 9 Tel. 680470161

Google maps will not find this road for you. It shows it as Calle C. 20 (which unfortunately gets altered by this site when I try to submit it. It is Calle C space dash 20). Or just look up Calle Pedro Naveran. It runs between Pedro Naveran and Carretera Los Castillos. It is an area of industrial buildings but the normal sized door to the right of the factory doors in Number 9 will take you to the knocking shop. Prices here are 20 mins for 40 Euros. 30 mins for 50, 45 mins for 60 and 1 hour for 100. When I visited they had 4 girls working. 1 Spanish. 1 Mexican and 2 Dominican.

Calle Portugal No. 45 Tel 687577777.

This is an asian place with 2 girls working. Prices were 30 mins for 60 Euros and an hour for 100. I don't know which flat number it is in as I couldn't understand the maid on the phone. You will find that one of the buzzers is helpfully labelled "China". That's the one you want. I went up the stairs expecting one of the doors to open but I found myself on the roof. Luckily they opened it for me on the way down. The door you want is on the top floor.

Zozimus
05-12-13, 08:24
Calle Cronista Batllori Lorenzo No. 6, Las Palmas Tel. 674405249.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/agencia/el-chalecito/

I went here in the early afternoon during the week and there were 6 girls available. The quality was alright although not as good as you might be led to expect from the photos. Most of the girls were podgier than I had expected and quite a few of them also had a lot more tattoos. The prices here were 30 mins for 60 Euros an hour for 120.

If you're coming here by public transport then the number 21 is quite handy as you can catch it in Parque Santa Catalina and it stops pretty much at the end of the road. You might look at a map of the city and think that it's not too far from wherever you happen to be and decide to walk it, just don't forget that this area of the city is a lot higher than most of the rest of it so be prepared for an uphill walk.

Zozimus
05-12-13, 08:41
Calle Juan Manuel Duran Gonzalez No. 42 Basement flat, the buzzer is marked "Violeta House" Tel 928982780.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/agencia/violeta-house/

This is about 100 yards from Plaza de España. When you first arrive and go down into the basement you might well think it's a bit of dodgy set-up but it is actually fine. They do not have A / C in the rooms, just fans. For me this is fine when the temperature is in the normal range but I wouldn't fancy coming here during a hot spell. I went at about midday during the week and there were 4 girls available. They were some of the best that I saw in all the flats that I visited in the city. The prices were 30 mins for 50 Euros and an hour for 100. The website appears to be quite accurate regarding which girls are available and it seems to be updated regularly.

Tullik
10-07-13, 20:40
Does anyone know is there are any action in the Dunes?

Tullik

Miller75
12-10-13, 20:52
Hello all,

I've RTFF on Fuerteventura, but only find info that it's dead, dead, dead. Guess that's about FS, I'm not into that but massages. Googled my fingers sore, and so far I've only found this:

http://spicyvelvet-touch.es/

Is there actually no other MP on the island that offers a little more than relaxing massage? Sure there are escorts doing massage, but that's not my game, and I also try to avoid private apartments.

If anyone have some tip of where to look, or have been to any MP, thai / Chinese / Japanese or have experienced or been offered "masaje con final feliz" in that island, I would be happy to get the info. I'm going there in January and hoped to get relaxed in more than one way.

Zozimus
12-12-13, 16:52
As the previous post indicates there really isn't much activity on this island, or if there is it I missed it.

In Caleta de Fuste I found a couple of places:

La Sirena, Calle Virgen de la Peña No. 9 Tel 609152557/609152347.

This is in a house up the hill on the other side of the motorway from the resort. There is ample parking outside. I went there on a Saturday evening and there were 4 girls working. It was a bit of a mixture: one attractive. 2 ok and one real porker. I think they were all Latinas. Prices were €25 for 15 mins, €50 for 30 mins and €100 for the hour.

Paradise, Calle A. Francisco Berriel Jordan.

This is a bar that you will find down a alley on the left just a few yards from the Dulce de Leche on the corner at the top of the road. I didn't go in but I met the entire line-up as they were both outside having a smoke when I wandered past and they attempted to entice me in. One was Romanian and the other claimed to be Spanish but was probably also Romanian. One was quite pretty but the other was far too skinny for me. They told me the prices but the only ones that I remember are that 30 mins costs €90, a beer is €5 and a drink for the girls is €20. It all seemed a bit expensive considering the prices in La Sirena which you could walk to in about 15 mins.

Zozimus
12-12-13, 17:15
Dreamhouse, Calle Isaac Peral No. 96 Tel 619812891/634106018.

This is a 24 hour place on the outskirts of Puerto del Rosario, apparently it's quite a new set up. Parking in this area was easy. There were 2 girls working when I went there, both attractive and both Latinas. Prices here were €25 for 10 mins, €35 for 20 mins, €45 for 30 mins and €90 for an hour. I went for the hour and had a great time. My only complaint would be the dreadful smell that came out of the A / C when it was turned on but apparently this was the first time it had been turned it on since they moved in so when it was last used is anyone's guess. It soon improved anyway.

The only other place I saw advertised (in fact the only advert in the Fuerteventura section of Canarias 7) was Villa de Casa Roja. Their phone number is 611337439/611337452. Their advert says they are in Puerto del Rosario. I tried phoning them but I couldn't understand them and I don't think they could understand me. Someone with better Spanish than me will have to try them.

Miller75
12-12-13, 20:25
Dreamhouse, Calle Isaac Peral No. 96 Tel 619812891/634106018.

This is a 24 hour place on the outskirts of Puerto del Rosario, apparently it's quite a new set up. Parking in this area was easy. There were 2 girls working when I went there, both attractive and both Latinas. Prices here were €25 for 10 mins, €35 for 20 mins, €45 for 30 mins and €90 for an hour. I went for the hour and had a great time. My only complaint would be the dreadful smell that came out of the A / C when it was turned on but apparently this was the first time it had been turned it on since they moved in so when it was last used is anyone's guess. It soon improved anyway.

The only other place I saw advertised (in fact the only advert in the Fuerteventura section of Canarias 7) was Villa de Casa Roja. Their phone number is 611337439/611337452. Their advert says they are in Puerto del Rosario. I tried phoning them but I couldn't understand them and I don't think they could understand me. Someone with better Spanish than me will have to try them.Thank you Zozimus, if all goes terribly wrong in my visit, I'll grab a boat to Tenerife. Did you see any massage places?

Miller

Zozimus
12-13-13, 11:05
Thank you Zozimus, if all goes terribly wrong in my visit, I'll grab a boat to Tenerife. Did you see any massage places?

MillerThere were a few Thai massage places in Caleta de Fuste but I've no idea if they offer extras.

FuckAfMedDig
01-04-14, 11:49
2 spots.LuLu and Glamour. Price is 150 E for an hour. Decent allthough stay clear of chubby Dominicana in LuLu's-worst ever and kept laughing too.

Vagabond
01-06-14, 20:42
Going to Las Palmas soon. Does anybody has an update? All tips is appreciated. Massage parlours, appartments, strip-clubs or other clubs.

Zozimus
01-07-14, 18:08
Going to Las Palmas soon. Does anybody has an update? All tips is appreciated. Massage parlours, appartments, strip-clubs or other clubs.I've never had a bad experience at Villa Mythos.

http://www.villamythos.net/

If you are only interested in places in Las Palmas itself then I would currently recommend El Chalecito.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/agencia/elchalecito/76

Or Dollhouse.

http://www.dollhousecanarias.com/

Both of which had decent line-ups last time I went (1st week of December).

Most of the information that I've posted here over the last 18 months or so seems to still be correct so I'd suggest you read it, have a look at the websites and buy yourself a copy of Canarias 7 when you get there.

Have fun and let us know what you find.

Vagabond
01-12-14, 19:51
I've never had a bad experience at Villa Mythos.

http://www.villamythos.net/

If you are only interested in places in Las Palmas itself then I would currently recommend El Chalecito.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/agencia/elchalecito/76

Or Dollhouse.

http://www.dollhousecanarias.com/

Both of which had decent line-ups last time I went (1st week of December).

Most of the information that I've posted here over the last 18 months or so seems to still be correct so I'd suggest you read it, have a look at the websites and buy yourself a copy of Canarias 7 when you get there.

Have fun and let us know what you find.Thanks for the update Zozimus. Going there tomorrow for 3 weeks. Will check out some of the places. How far from Las Palmas is Villa Mythos with a taxi?

Zozimus
01-13-14, 18:42
Thanks for the update Zozimus. Going there tomorrow for 3 weeks. Will check out some of the places. How far from Las Palmas is Villa Mythos with a taxi?It's near the airport so I'd imagine they would charge at least €20 from Las Palmas and quite possible significantly more. If I were you I would either get the bus to the airport (No. 60 from San Telmo bus station) and then get a taxi from there or get the No. 01 but from San Telmo and get off at the Cruce de Gando stop on the motorway. The stop is right where the C-812 meets the GC-1. It's an uphill walk from there but I'm a lazy bugger and I can manage it so I'm sure you can too.

Have a look on Google maps and you will even see that some helpful soul has even marked Villa Mythos on the map.

PolenLover
01-27-14, 00:45
I go next week to Fuerteventura. My stay 1 week in Costa Calma.

Have one of the member new information about Paysex?

I have a car and can drive to the capital of Fuerteventura

Thanks,

PolenLover

Vagabond
01-29-14, 13:31
Stayed here for more than two weeks now, here is a little update.

First, thanks to Zozimus for his info. As he mentioned, http://www.guiasexcanarias.com Is the bes source of information. It's very good, I specially like the map function, where you can click, and get the possition of the different casas on the very detailed map. Without internet, the local papers La Provincia and 7 canarias is the best sources, both have 2 fully pages of ads.

I'm staying at Hotel Exe, right on the beach, from here its just a two minutes walk to 3 different casas. I tried Guanarteme Escorts once, but either they were busy, or not opened yet when I was there around 6 oclock in the afternoon. Went just around the corner to this place: http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/agencia/paradise/73 On see Columbia 11. Very easy to find. I had Michelle there, a very nice girl from Wenezuela, paid 90 euro for 45 minutes. She was very serviceminded, gave a good bbbw, fucked in various positions, and good GFE. The local was not very fancy, but good enough.

I have also visited http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/agencia/prettywoman/107 On General Vives 45, very easy to find, about 5 minutes walk from Plaza Espana. Think I paid 100 euro for 1 hour. Had a very nice Canarian girl called Samantha, a very good GFE expirience, she was a little chubby, but realy nice breast, and a pretty face, she was realy into everything, and I was very satisfied when I left.

My best experience so far was here: http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/agencia/masajes-canarias/89 This is not a place for fucking, but erotic massages. I choosed a body to body massage 1 hour for 90 euros. I must say it was well worth the money, I choosed a girl called Lune, very pretty with fantastic natural c-cups. What a treatment! I have had several massages like this other places, but this was defenitely the best I have had ever, I will reccomend it for everybody who dosen't need to penetrate. The place is located on c. Canalejas 12. It's easy to find, but a rather long walk from my hotel, I'll guess most will take a taxi if their located close to Las Canteras.

I also had a walk throug the hooker street Molino de viento. I was not tempted by any one there. There were hardly any good looking girls there, many was old, and many was fat, but I think it was an experience to walk throug, it's realy another world, I was amazed of how many there was, not so many out on the street, most sat in the doorways. I can't realy not understand that most of them can earn sufficient money, but it must be a paradise for those who are into granny sex.

I have tried to find a massage saloon, which also offers happy endings, but not succeeded. I tried two Thai massages in the Las canteras area, but no, stay away, I also tried the massage at my hotel, but ofcourse no extra, I also hav looked into some Chineese salons, but certain they don't offers extras, very different from those in Barcelona. Found a place at c. Bernardo de la Torre, nice girl, which gave good relaxing massage, but no extra. Saloon Silva at c. Padre Cueto 20, gave also a very good relax massage, nice pretty hot girl, which didn't covered me, massage very close to my genitals, but she said no to happy ending.

I most say I like Las Palmas, vey nice, and very Spanish city, good for mongering, from Plaza Espana, I think there must be atleast 10 casas within a 10 minutes walk or less.

Zozimus
04-07-14, 17:55
Dollhouse, Calle Lucas Fernandez Navarro No. 5, Las Palmas Tel 928056495.

http://www.dollhousecanarias.com/

I've been coming to Dollhouse for a few years now and I have to say that the standard of ladies there at the moment is by far the best I have ever seen. There were 9 girls in the line up and I was most impressed. In fact it was a real struggle to make a selection. I found myself going back there twice more during my stay and was delighted with the service I received on each visit. Prices are the same as they have been for ages 1hr = €120, 30mins = €60.

Casa Diana 1, Calle Rios No. 64, Vecindario. Tel 928756601.

As I had a car for the day I thought I'd try somewhere different. This is near the Southern end of Vecindario. There is plenty of parking available along Av. De la Tirajanas including a carpark where it intersects with Calle la Geria. There were 4 girls working when I went (about 2pm on a Wednesday) but I wasn't particularly impressed with the quality. I didn't stay. This was the first time I have seen a pregnant girl working, so if that appeals to you you'd better get yourself along there.

El Chalecito, Calle Cronista Batlori Lorenzo No. 6, Las Palmas Tel. 928983507.

I went along here at 4pm on a Thursday and there were 3 girls working. Unfortunately 2 were occupied and as the third was clearly woken up just to present herself to me I didn't think I'd get especially good service from her so didn't stay.

Pretty Woman, Calle General Vives No. 45 Tel 632460419.

This place opens at 10am apparently. I went along at midday and there was only one girl there. She was a tall, East European blonde which really wasn't what I was after so I didn't stay. She told me that there would be more girls from about 2pm. I returned just after 6pm and she was still the only one there. Prices here are 1hr = €100, 30 mins = €60.

La Casa de Cielo, Calle Juan Manuel Duran No. 33, Apt2C. Tel 673256125.

They advertise as "latinas & orientales" and as I'm partial to both I went along. There turned out to be just one lady there who was Chinese. She claimed to be 28 but was probably pushing 40. I didn't stay and would need to be pretty desperate to consider returning.

Calle Nestor de la Torre, No. 16 Apt 1C. Tel 650016285.

This is an asian place with 2 girls available. Both looked alright and the service provided was pretty good. Price here was €50 for 30 mins.

Villa Mythos, Calle Tarragona No. 24, Ojos de Garza. Tel. 676 742 222.

http://www.villamythos.net/index.php

This is another place I've been going to for a few years and I see no reason to stop now. As always I got a warm welcome, the quality was very impressive and I had a geat time. Their website is always up to date so you know exactly who will be there on the day you go. They usually have a special offer (€20 off a 1 hour booking) running one day a week, just click on the "Noticias" tab on the website to find out about it.

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04-23-14, 19:54
Any advice for Caleta de Fuste, Fuerteventura?

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Lola66
08-20-14, 00:15
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Nikkon
09-02-14, 09:58
Hi guys,

And sorry for my poor English.

I went in Canarias in August, this is some news about it:

- Two good web sites for mongers: ladycanaias.com and guiasexcanarias.com, for clubs, escorts and forums (in Spanish), a lot of good address.

- I went to Shakti Center, 12 calle Canalejas, Las Palmas (near park of San Telmo), a massage center. Very good place, but not easy to found (no indications on the street, but it is well upstairs at the 12 and not 12 A or 12 B! I went with Cynthia, good body and so friendly and sweet. Very good and professionnal massage with this dominican girl, body-body in oil and perfume. 50-60 € for 30 min, 100 € for 1 hour, hand job at the end, penetration possible with 120 or 150 € I believe, and possibility to have a four hands massage. Good and quiet place.

- I went too at Dreamhouse, 96 calle Isaac Perral, at north of Puerto Rosario, in Fuerteventura island. It'is upstair too, a very friendly lady is waiting you and have two girls who change every 20 days. When I went there, there was a hot spanish girl, an argentinian and after a brasilian girl. Very good bedroom, with a big mirror and a jacuzzi! I went with the argentinian, good session, 50-60 € for 30 min.

Have fun!

Zozimus
09-12-14, 15:12
Pussyhouse, Apt 7, No. 1 Calle Garafia, Camino la Madera, near Vecindario. Co-ords 27.839261,-15.458341.

http://www.pussyhouse.es/es/

Someone really put their imagination into overdrive to come up with the name for this place. This is a 24 hour establishment near Vecindario. It easy to park nearby (strangely the road outside seem to have reversed direction since being put on Google maps). I had quite a bit of trouble finding it as when I phoned up they simply gave me the street name without bothering to tell me that it wasn't actually in Vecindario, I eventually made it thanks to the assistance of several passers-by. I went at about midday during the week and there were 3 girls available, the quality was fine and I was happy to stay. Prices here are €50 for 30 minutes and €100 for an hour. I was going to stay for an hour but changed to 30 minutes as they don't have air conditioning in the rooms and it was, frankly, far too hot for me (even the locals have been complaining about the temperature this week).

If I'm in the area I would consider returning but I certainly wouldn't make a special trip to go there.

Zozimus
09-12-14, 15:23
Mana Sonia, No. 2 Calle Pizarro, El Calero, Telde.

http://www.serviciosx.com/es/ad/casa-relax/mama-sonia/

I have to admit I only went along here because of their special offer that is running for September (€85 for an hour rather than the usual €100). There is lots of parking nearby. I went at about 4 pm during the week and there was only one girl available. She wasn't hideous or anything but she didn't tickle my fancy so I didn't stay. This is another place without air conditioning.

Zozimus
09-18-14, 16:41
La Mansion Azul, Calle Pio Coronado No. 62. As the name suggests it's a big blue house.

http://www.lamansionazul.com/es/.

This is up in one of the higher zones of the city but don't be put off as it was still quite easy to get to by taking the No. 33 bus from Parque Santa Catalina. It is a 24 hour place. I went at about 7 PM during the week and there were 4 girls available. The quality was fine and I was delighted to find one of my former favourites from Dollhouse is now here so I was more than happy to stay. Prices are €60 for 30 minutes and €100 for an hour.

This place gets a big pat on the back from me for investing in some portable air conditioning units which made my time there much more enjoyable.

DonnyBoy
11-19-14, 14:01
Hi,

I am going to Maspalomas in January. Any place there to recommend, maybe a good massage place or brothel.

Will the places still be decent around the Island?

By car from Maspalomas to Las Palmas its about 45 min? Does anyone know cost with cab?

Thanks in advance, and Zozimus for good reports! Some links didn't work so I couldn't get the name of the massage place.

Mr D

Zozimus
12-05-14, 17:54
I have just spent some time on Tenerife so here is an update. I will post this in the Canary Islands thread as well as the Tenerife one as the latter seems to be almost dead.

The website I prefer for my Gran Canaria information http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ does also cover Tenerife but http://www.canarias69.com/ seems to be better when it comes to Tenerife.

Places I visited were:

El Hotelito http://www.elhotelitotenerife.com/ Camino de Medio, No. 235, San Cristobal de la Laguna. 28.458859,-16.334422.

I had high hopes for this place which is out in the country a couple of kilometers south of Tenerife North airport. They are supposed to open at 3 pm. I first went at 5 pm on a Saturday, I wandered inside to a sort of bar area, there were 3 or 4 blokes in there and 6 or 7 girls sitting around. None of the girls were in their work clothes, instead they were dressing gowns and track suits. It was, as I said, a bar area but nobody was drinking and I couldn't work out what was going on so after a minute of two I decided to leave. As I was going there was a girl smoking on the steps so I asked her if they were actually open, she said they were but suggested it would be much better to come back later, she advised after 8 pm.

A few days later I took her advice and went at about 8. 30. This time everything progressed in a more conventional way: I was welcomed by the madam and then the girls presented themselves to me in the bar area. I selected a curvy girl from the Dominican Republic. Her service was adequate although I was rather surprised at the fact that she answered he phone several times during our session. In fact she managed to waste so much time that I only got one round in during the hour. I say hour, in fact I only got 48 minutes. They have phones in the rooms and the madam rings to tell the girl it's time and that is how early it rang. Prices here are 30 minutes for €70 and 1 hour for €130. Not recommended.

Barbie. Carretera de Sobradillo No. 84, El Sobradillo. 28.44094,-16.319907.

This is a 24 hour place on the TF-272. You can park easily nearby. When I went (on the same day as my first visit to El Hotelito) they only had one girl available but that really wasn't a problem as she was a real knockout. The price was €120 for the hour and she was an absolute star. The place itself is currently being renovated so is a bit rough and ready but I would happily return.

El Numero 20. Calle Nispero No. 20, Llano del Moro. 28.450794,-16.329968 http://elnumero20.es/..

On their website they claim to be a 24 hour place. This is not true. There is a sign outside saying they open at 4 pm Monday to Saturday and at 7 pm on Sundays. When I went at 6 pm on a Monday they didn't have any girls. The woman opening up said she could call some who lived nearby but I wasn't in the mood to waste my evening sitting around waiting for the girls to turn up.

Numero 15. Carretera General Puerto Cruz-Arenas No. 15, Puerto de la Cruz. 28.409683,-16.552494.

I tried this place after an enjoyable day in Puerto de la Cruz and am happy to say that my enjoyable day continued while I was here. Parking was easy enough outside although if you go past it towards the city centre you might find it hard to turn round. 30 minutes was €60.

In the south of the island I only went to one place. It was Calle Noruega No. 26, LOS Cristianos. Flat 1 E. 28.052596,-16.721854 There is also a Calle Noruega in Playa de las Americas. Make sure you go to the one in LOS Cristianos. There were 4 girls working when I went, 2 latinas and 2 East European blondes. Normally I would choose a latina but they were both rather chunky so I had a nice Czech blonde instead. Prices here are 15 minutes for €40,30 minutes for €60 and 1 hour for €120. It's a bit of a dump but there really didn't seem to be anything else in the area. I was able to park just down the road but I wouldn't imagine it's always that easy.

Laguna Relax. Calle Heraclio Sanchez No. 23. La Laguna. Flat F06.

This is a 24 hour place. I went early one evening during the week. There were 2 girls available, one Spanish and one Russian. I picked the Spanish girl and was very happy with the service provided Price was €100 for 1 hour. If you are coming by car I would suggest you use the underground parking in Av Trinidad.

Perhaps I was just unlucky but I haven't been very impressed with the mongering available on Tenerife, in my opinion it compares very poorly with what is available on Gran canaria.

Harry Dude
12-05-14, 18:43
Hi,

I am going to Maspalomas in January. Any place there to recommend, maybe a good massage place or brothel.

Will the places still be decent around the Island?

By car from Maspalomas to Las Palmas its about 45 min? Does anyone know cost with cab?

Thanks in advance, and Zozimus for good reports! Some links didn't work so I couldn't get the name of the massage place.

Mr DIf you don't want to venture all the way into Las Palmas de GC, you could stop by "Anabel Sur" in Playa del Ingles. The address is Avenida Gran Canaria 271, just opposite the Hotel Eugenia Victoria. The place is really just a two bedroom bungalow, it's not in a business location. When I was there I first called to see if it was open, which it was (I found the phone number on their web-site which is anabelsur dot com).

A spanish lady opened the door, she asked me to wait in the bedroom, and then two ladies came into the bedroom one at a time to present themselves. I got a great BBBJ (she asked if I wanted to CIM) followed by standard CFS in a couple of positions. I paid EUR70 for 30 minutes. They have shower available. All in all, not bad.

DonnyBoy
12-06-14, 22:41
If you don't want to venture all the way into Las Palmas de GC, you could stop by "Anabel Sur" in Playa del Ingles. The address is Avenida Gran Canaria 271, just opposite the Hotel Eugenia Victoria. The place is really just a two bedroom bungalow, it's not in a business location. When I was there I first called to see if it was open, which it was (I found the phone number on their web-site which is anabelsur dot com).

A spanish lady opened the door, she asked me to wait in the bedroom, and then two ladies came into the bedroom one at a time to present themselves. I got a great BBBJ (she asked if I wanted to CIM) followed by standard CFS in a couple of positions. I paid EUR70 for 30 minutes. They have shower available. All in all, not bad.Thank you for the advice Harry Dude!

But then Las Palmas is closer. I am staying in Maspalomas. Anyone know anything closer? Would be much appreciated!

Thanks!

Zozimus
12-07-14, 14:02
Thank you for the advice Harry Dude!

But then Las Palmas is closer. I am staying in Maspalomas. Anyone know anything closer? Would be much appreciated!

Thanks!Maspalomas and Playa del Ingles are right next to each other. Las Palmas is at the other end of the island.

I would suggest you either look at the websites I have previously recommended or buy a local paper when you get there. There are always plenty of adverts for girls in Masplalomas and Playa del Ingles. If you have a car but don't want to go all the way to Las Palmas then you should would consider a trip to Vecindario (about 15 km up the GC-1). When you look at the adverts in the papers you will see that a disproportionate number are from this town. Sorry I can't offer more advice but I spend most of my time in the north of the island.

DonnyBoy
12-07-14, 20:27
Maspalomas and Playa del Ingles are right next to each other. Las Palmas is at the other end of the island.

I would suggest you either look at the websites I have previously recommended or buy a local paper when you get there. There are always plenty of adverts for girls in Masplalomas and Playa del Ingles. If you have a car but don't want to go all the way to Las Palmas then you should would consider a trip to Vecindario (about 15 km up the GC-1). When you look at the adverts in the papers you will see that a disproportionate number are from this town. Sorry I can't offer more advice but I spend most of my time in the north of the island.Aha thank you! So for the whooe Island which brothel or massage place would you rate the highest? Dollhouse and?

Zozimus
12-07-14, 21:30
Las Rosas, Calle Tomas Miller No. 9, Las Palmas.

http://www.lasrosasescorts.com/

I first went to this establishment when it had just opened on Calle Dr Miguel Rosas back in the spring. I had a couple of really good sessions with the lovely Lili but then the place shut down. Happily it has now reopened a few hundred yards away from where it used to be. Some of the staff from the former site are still there (sadly not Lili though) and I was very impressed with the quality of the line up when I went. I had a one hour session which cost me €130 and was most definitely money well spent. They open at midday.

Zozimus
12-10-14, 16:50
Aha thank you! So for the whooe Island which brothel or massage place would you rate the highest? Dollhouse and?It really just depends on which girl you pick. The best place I've been to recently was Las Rosas but the line-up could well have changed by the time of your visit so who knows how good it will be then. Villa Mythos is good, Dollhouse too. Delirius is usually good and has the benefit of being open all day. La Mansion Azul seems quite good too although I've only been there twice. I wouldn't pin all your hopes on one particular place but instead keep an eye on the adverts on-line and take your pick when you actually get there.

Kforab
01-10-15, 16:48
Hi,

I just returned from there.

A lot of woman after 1 am near Shopping Center Cita.

Be aware of the Bacl Ladies who invite you to some beach fun which may end in robbing you.

I did find a nice Blode Lady, went to her bungalow nearby. She told me to be from Italy, but was sure Romanian.

When we had sex I did notice a very short pussy. She told me to have been operated about 9 moths ago, being before a men. Here tits were amazing but sure silicone, her voice and looking was for sure female. She told me to take care of the Ladies there- more and more are ladyboys, taking advantage of drunk party-people to have anal-sex.

SchmitzUK
02-06-15, 09:14
I am currently staying in Tenerife and decided to visit Barbie. Carretera de Sobradillo No. 84, El Sobradillo yesterday (Thursday) evening at about 6 pm. As Zozimus mentions below, there is plenty of parking available outside, although the house itself is slightly set back from the road so you might miss it if you're driving past. I rang the doorbell and was let in by a Colombian girl named Yohana who was wearing a tracksuit. I don't speak Spanish but she seemed to be trying to tell me something to do with the available chicas, but went away and came back changed. I believe there may have been one other girl available at the time (Sarah) but did not see her. I decided anyway to go with Yohana and paid 120 Euros for a very enjoyable hour with a BBBJ and sex in several positions. At the end, she started talking about cigarettes / cigars so wasn't sure if she was offering to sit and smoke with me but given that I don't smoke, I left. I would definitely return.

SchmitzUK
02-06-15, 18:17
At 2 PM this (Friday) afternoon I decided to visit Numero 15. Carretera General Puerto Cruz-Arenas No. 15, Puerto de la Cruz. 28.409683,-16.552494. It was very easy to find but a nightmare to turn around if you overshoot. I was buzzed in the front door and shown to the sitting room where two girls were presented to me. Denisse (a busty Brazilian) and a Caribbean / African girl who's not my type. I was offered a beer which I gladly accepted and went with Denisse and was shown to a very comfortable room complete with en suite shower, bidet etc. And a jacuzzi if you so wished. Unfortunately the BJ that was offered was covered, but we then proceeded to a couple of rounds of sex in different positions with me finishing in doggy. Also to note that there are a couple of mirrors. One on the side wall and the other on the ceiling which add to the occasion. I was also offered and accepted a full body massage before leaving very satisfied.

JoyfulPlayer
02-22-15, 23:04
If you don't want to venture all the way into Las Palmas de GC, you could stop by "Anabel Sur" in Playa del Ingles. The address is Avenida Gran Canaria 271, just opposite the Hotel Eugenia Victoria. The place is really just a two bedroom bungalow, it's not in a business location. When I was there I first called to see if it was open, which it was (I found the phone number on their web-site which is anabelsur dot com).

A spanish lady opened the door, she asked me to wait in the bedroom, and then two ladies came into the bedroom one at a time to present themselves. I got a great BBBJ (she asked if I wanted to CIM) followed by standard CFS in a couple of positions. I paid EUR70 for 30 minutes. They have shower available. All in all, not bad.Just spent some days in Maspalomas. Avenida Gran Canaria goes in a big half circle, so the easiest way to find Anabelsur dot com is to find Hotel Eugenia Victoria, cross the street and find the black door marked 271, they have a bell on the door. My experience is that the bell might work or you just call on phone when you are there. Might be smart to call in front to check availability, as the first time I had to go around and come back an hour later.

Nice little bungalow, clean kept, prices was 60 for 30 minutes (one time only), and 100 for an hour (several times). They are not too fluent in English, but one gets across. With Maspalomas stacked with Scandinavians, I would wonder if they spoke one of those languages but I didn't ask.

Experienced the same as you, was presented two ladies and choose Lara Dutch for an hour, a blonde well stacked with lovely figure and attitude. She works under several names, as many girls do. Had a great time so choose to go back to her, she doesn't do anything unprotected but her CBJ was marvelous and I did here in all kind of positions, had her in reverse cowgirl with her facing the not to large mirror, was amazing with her tits swinging and looking at her in the mirror. Very close to a GFE, nice massage between. So recommend her, she's there out March I believe. I would go back there, as I find it OK, not great & not bad, didn't check out anything else when down there, was looking for the CIM experience and ended up with that blonde and some excellent CBJ & fucking instead. Nice too hear others advice in Maspalomas area, a local girl would be great next time.

Harry Dude
03-09-15, 18:51
I was there once more the week before you, Joyful. Your directions are spot on.

They have indeed reduced their prices: Back in November I paid EUR70 for half an hour, now in February they only wanted EUR60 for half an hour.

I went with Tania (I think she is Spanish). She had a really nice big set of enhanced tits, firm and bouncy, and it was a pleasure to watch her bounce up and down as she was riding me cowgirl-style. This is her: http://www.anabelsur.com/en/adview/tania-10/.

I had a good time.


Just spent some days in Maspalomas. Avenida Gran Canaria goes in a big half circle, so the easiest way to find Anabelsur dot com is to find Hotel Eugenia Victoria, cross the street and find the black door marked 271, they have a bell on the door. My experience is that the bell might work or you just call on phone when you are there. Might be smart to call in front to check availability, as the first time I had to go around and come back an hour later.

Nice little bungalow, clean kept, prices was 60 for 30 minutes (one time only), and 100 for an hour (several times). They are not too fluent in English, but one gets across. With Maspalomas stacked with Scandinavians, I would wonder if they spoke one of those languages but I didn't ask.

Experienced the same as you, was presented two ladies and choose Lara Dutch for an hour, a blonde well stacked with lovely figure and attitude. She works under several names, as many girls do. Had a great time so choose to go back to her, she doesn't do anything unprotected but her CBJ was marvelous and I did here in all kind of positions, had her in reverse cowgirl with her facing the not to large mirror, was amazing with her tits swinging and looking at her in the mirror. Very close to a GFE, nice massage between. So recommend her, she's there out March I believe. I would go back there, as I find it OK, not great & not bad, didn't check out anything else when down there, was looking for the CIM experience and ended up with that blonde and some excellent CBJ & fucking instead. Nice too hear others advice in Maspalomas area, a local girl would be great next time.

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03-12-15, 22:22
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Zozimus
03-27-15, 16:26
I just spent a few days on Lanzarote so here is a short report.

There wasn't much action last time I was on Lanzarote which was a couple of years ago and I'm sorry to report there seems to be even less now.

Easily the best place I went to was El Numero 32, Calle Timbayba No. 32, Arrecife. 28.97002,-13.555702. http://www.elnumero32.es/.

It was easy enough to get to and it's easy to park nearby. They had a pretty good line-up when I went although I gather it changes frequently as most of the girls come from mainland Spain to work for a few weeks and then go back home. I had a very nice Brazilian and it cost me €130 for 60 minutes.

Calle Malpais de San Jose No. 9, Arrecife 28.97338,-13.532783 is still operating but they only seem to have 2 girls there now so it's not as good as it used to be. The factory at the same address is being used now so make sure that you go to the normal sized door at that address not the big factory door. I wasn't too impressed with the girls so I didn't stay but if I'd known that I was going to have no luck at all in Costa Teguise I might have done.

Calle Padron No. 73, Playa Honda. 28.956052,-13.585234. This is a 24 hour place with 3 girls working when I went; 1 Colombian, 1 Brazilian and 1 from Puerto Rico. The quality wasn't anything special but I stayed so I suppose it can't have been too bad! The price was €100 for an hour.

There is a Brazilan place advertising that is located at Calle Claudio Toledo Cabrera No. 63. I got the address from them by phone but when I went there nobody answered the door. My advice is to stay away from this one.

Sagitario Nightclub on Calle Padre Claret is closed. There is a sign on the door saying they will re-open soon but who knows how true that is.

Victoria Nightclub in Costa Teguise has also closed.

I was so short of places to go that I even tried to go to Nightclub 55 in Costa Teguise despite the dreadful time I had there on my last visit (see my report from a couple of years ago) but it wasn't open either. The neon lights were on so I assume they are still in business but all I can say is that at 9. 45 they were not open even though they are supposed to open at 8. 30.

ThunderStar
07-08-15, 16:23
Just come back from a week at Maspolomas.

The wife and I went for the swingers clubs and the dunes, however everyone told us we have come at the wrong time of year.

The dunes. Although they are there and you can see there has been some action previously (condoms, baby wipes etc) there was no action when we visited. Three times!

The swingers clubs. They were all quiet. However we are told this is family season time and not so much for the swingers. That said we had fun in Secrets Club in Cita Centre. That was the busiest place every time we visited.

Brothells. In the Cita Centre there are two new brothells. Well new to us anyway.

One wouldn't let a couple in (by the Comeback club), the other near to Kamelot Bar did. We found 6 girls working wanting 150 Euros an hour.

None of the ladies ticked our box, however one girl clearly liked couples. However she was 10 years too old for us.

Street Walkers. Around the Kasbah area we found around 10 - 15 working girls. All of them past their prime, however we did see them getting picked up so some guys must go for them. What put us off was they appeared to wear the same clothes every night! They come out around 10 pm and sometimes when we were comeing home at around 4 or 5 am, a few were still there.

Overall. Not the best place in the world for mongering, but if you are there on a family trip and can get out for an hour or two. There are options.

Our best experience was Nelly massage. She doesn't do full service, however I had my first nuru massage, which she helpfully tried to teach my wife how to do. Was a fun hour for me anyway!

JoeProblo
07-08-15, 18:05
I am currently staying in Tenerife and decided to visit Barbie. Carretera de Sobradillo No. 84, El Sobradillo yesterday (Thursday) evening at about 6 pm. As Zozimus mentions below, there is plenty of parking available outside, although the house itself is slightly set back from the road so you might miss it if you're driving past. I rang the doorbell and was let in by a Colombian girl named Yohana who was wearing a tracksuit. I don't speak Spanish but she seemed to be trying to tell me something to do with the available chicas, but went away and came back changed. I believe there may have been one other girl available at the time (Sarah) but did not see her. I decided anyway to go with Yohana and paid 120 Euros for a very enjoyable hour with a BBBJ and sex in several positions. At the end, she started talking about cigarettes / cigars so wasn't sure if she was offering to sit and smoke with me but given that I don't smoke, I left. I would definitely return.Do they have a website?

Zozimus
07-08-15, 21:19
Do they have a website?As far as I know their web presence is restricted to this http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Detalle_club/4906-Barbie.html which doesn't really tell you anything that you didn't know from the posts that SchmitzUK and I wrote about this place.

They used to have a more informative advert on http://www.canarias69.com/ but that seems to have disappeared.

SirMarjAlot
11-22-15, 09:18
Hi,

Fancy taking a quick break for some winter sun in Las Palmas Gran Canaria.

Staying in the beach area of playa de las canteras.

Iv been told by a reliable source there is plenty of streetwalkers, sleazy bars around this area?

Can anyone give me any more info on the Las Palmas P4 P scene?

Any brothels, massage places etc?

As always given some info will provide a full report as I always do on the ISG, check my record.

Thanks

Zozimus
11-22-15, 23:34
Hi,

Fancy taking a quick break for some winter sun in Las Palmas Gran Canaria.

Staying in the beach area of playa de las canteras.

Iv been told by a reliable source there is plenty of streetwalkers, sleazy bars around this area?

Can anyone give me any more info on the Las Palmas P4 P scene?

Any brothels, massage places etc?

As always given some info will provide a full report as I always do on the ISG, check my record.

ThanksSirMarjalot,

Have a look at my reports over the last couple of years, the information in them is mostly still correct. For up to date lists of knocking shops try http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ and https://www.serviciosx.com . Between them they pretty much list them all. The local papers also have plenty of info but it's basically the same as what you can find on the websites. If you look on http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ you will see a button that says "Anuncios Canarias 7", click on it and you will see that someone has gone to the trouble of scanning in the adverts from Canarias 7.

Streetwalkers are largely confined to Calle Molino de Viento (there are also reports on this by me and others) which is a fair way from where you are staying. You may encounter a few late night ones in the streets near the beach but they are not always around and frankly I wouldn't touch any of them with a bargepole.

I can't help you about sleazy bars I'm afraid, not really my thing. I have noticed a few around (usually just a doorway in the street with steps going down) but I've not been in any.

Hope this helps.

SirMarjAlot
11-24-15, 13:57
SirMarjalot,

Have a look at my reports over the last couple of years, the information in them is mostly still correct. For up to date lists of knocking shops try http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ and https://www.serviciosx.com . Between them they pretty much list them all. The local papers also have plenty of info but it's basically the same as what you can find on the websites. If you look on http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ you will see a button that says "Anuncios Canarias 7", click on it and you will see that someone has gone to the trouble of scanning in the adverts from Canarias 7.

Streetwalkers are largely confined to Calle Molino de Viento (there are also reports on this by me and others) which is a fair way from where you are staying. You may encounter a few late night ones in the streets near the beach but they are not always around and frankly I wouldn't touch any of them with a bargepole.

I can't help you about sleazy bars I'm afraid, not really my thing. I have noticed a few around (usually just a doorway in the street with steps going down) but I've not been in any.

Hope this helps.Thanks Zozimus.

So its more a casa scene. Dollshouse looks good, but not open until 10 pm? Just street not door number, I guess you ring them up first but then my Spanish is not good?

What is the best way to get to Calle Molino de Viento for a night stroll? Is it the whole stretch? Are there some gems to be found amongst the rough?

Zozimus
11-24-15, 22:01
Thanks Zozimus.

So its more a casa scene. Dollshouse looks good, but not open until 10 pm? Just street not door number, I guess you ring them up first but then my Spanish is not good?

What is the best way to get to Calle Molino de Viento for a night stroll? Is it the whole stretch? Are there some gems to be found amongst the rough?Dollhouse open from 10 am not 10 pm! Or so they claim anyway (8 pm on Saturdays and closed on Sundays). If you do go that early you will probably find a fairly limited availability, they are usually fully staffed by 7 pm or so. Their address is Calle Lucas Fernandez Navarro No. 5. The door to the street is always ajar, just walk in and press the buzzer at the security gate. If you look at my old reports I have tried to include full addresses but I'll happily supply you with any you can't find (assuming I know them of course). In the city itself I would recommend Dollhouse and Las Rosas which are only a couple of minutes walk away from each other but most of the other casas are pretty good too.

I have only ever been through Molino de Viento during the day so don't know what it's like at night, I assume there are still girls working at night but it's plenty busy enough during the day really. There are only ever at most a small number of attractive girls. Be prepared to see some really old and really fat ones. It's worth a trip just to see it even if you don't find anything you fancy. It's the 3 blocks between Calle Aguadulce and Calle Castrillo that you want. Regarding getting there: either a taxi or the bus I suggest. The number 1 bus runs the length of the city and conveniently enough stops on Calle Leon y Castillo very near the northen end of Calle Molino de Viento. You can catch it from Parque Santa Catalina. Taxis are astonishingly plentiful in Las Palmas and aren't overly expensive.

SirMarjAlot
11-26-15, 11:49
Dollhouse open from 10 am not 10 pm! Or so they claim anyway (8 pm on Saturdays and closed on Sundays). If you do go that early you will probably find a fairly limited availability, they are usually fully staffed by 7 pm or so. Their address is Calle Lucas Fernandez Navarro No. 5. The door to the street is always ajar, just walk in and press the buzzer at the security gate. If you look at my old reports I have tried to include full addresses but I'll happily supply you with any you can't find (assuming I know them of course). In the city itself I would recommend Dollhouse and Las Rosas which are only a couple of minutes walk away from each other but most of the other casas are pretty good too.

I have only ever been through Molino de Viento during the day so don't know what it's like at night, I assume there are still girls working at night but it's plenty busy enough during the day really. There are only ever at most a small number of attractive girls. Be prepared to see some really old and really fat ones. It's worth a trip just to see it even if you don't find anything you fancy. It's the 3 blocks between Calle Aguadulce and Calle Castrillo that you want. Regarding getting there: either a taxi or the bus I suggest. The number 1 bus runs the length of the city and conveniently enough stops on Calle Leon y Castillo very near the northen end of Calle Molino de Viento. You can catch it from Parque Santa Catalina. Taxis are astonishingly plentiful in Las Palmas and aren't overly expensive.Thanks again Zozimus, very helpful.

I assume these casas are more directed at the local market. What are the typical costs for 30 minutes?

Do they bump up the prices when tourists come inside?

Is the service good? Does BBBJ CIM etc cost extra?

May spend a day or night down Maspalamos too? Any suggestions there for a one off?

Zozimus
11-26-15, 21:28
Thanks again Zozimus, very helpful.

I assume these casas are more directed at the local market. What are the typical costs for 30 minutes?

Do they bump up the prices when tourists come inside?

Is the service good? Does BBBJ CIM etc cost extra?

May spend a day or night down Maspalamos too? Any suggestions there for a one off?30 minutes is usually €60 with an hour being €100 to €130 but €120 is by far the most common price. I'm not aware of prices being put up for tourists. In the unlikely event that they do try that just walk out, there are plenty of other places in town.

Service of course varies but on the whole I would say yes, it is good. I certainly have had far fewer disappointing sessions in Las Palmas that I get in the UK. BBBJ is common but not guaranteed. No idea about CIM. On http://www.guiasexcanarias.com each girl's profile will show the services they provide, Frances natural is BBBJ. The girls that do it have never tried to charge me extra for it.

I can't help you with Maspalomas I'm afraid. My one attempt down there involved visiting 3 casas to find that not one of them had a single girl available! Something that would never happen in Las Palmas. If you have a car then a trip to Vecindario might be worthwhile (it's about halfway between Maspalomas and the airport) as if you look on https://www.serviciosx.com you will see it has far more knocking shops that you would expect for such a small town.

Zozimus
12-03-15, 23:29
Minosas. Calle Montevideo No. 3.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/1-Las_Palmas/5187-Mimosas_Vip.html

I wasn't terribly impressed with the line up in Dollhouse this evening so I decided to try out Mimosas which is only a short walk away. There were 5 girls available just after 8 pm and all but 1 appealed to me. I selected a local girl who turned out to be very energetic and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Prices here are €60 for 30 minutes and €120 for an hour. They are open 24 hrs but I gather a lot of girls only work at night.

Zozimus
12-03-15, 23:53
SirMarjalot asked about seedy bars so I have kept my eyes peeled. I have found a few, all very close to each other.

Tu why Yo. Calle Sagasta No. 14.

Club Gala Sensations. Calle Alfredo L Jones No. 30.

Jockey Boulevard. Calle Alfredo L Jones No. 5 These two are clearly connected as their tout gives out flyers which have the details of one on each side.

Moulin Rouge (I think that's the name anyway). Calle Juan de Miranda, I don't know the number but it's between Calle Secretario Artiles and Calle Segasta.

I didn't go into any of these places and the only useful info I could get out of any of the touts (one of them was mute, I kid you not) was that drinks in Moulin Rouge are €5. Neither of the two that could actually speak would tell me what the other prices were, they just said you have to discuss it with the girls. So I assume if you go there it's haggling time.

Zozimus
12-06-15, 17:37
http://www.geishasgarden.es/es/

Geishas Garden, Calle Pio XII, No. 11.

Despite the name this isn't an asian place but yet another casa with mostly latinas plus occasional East Europeans. The line up is usually of a good standard although if you want a big selection you'd better wait until 8 pm or later as they don't usually have more that 2 or 3 girls available during the day. It is definately worth a visit if only to see how nice the houses are in this part of town (Ciudad Jardin) compared to the flats that almost everyone else has to live in. Prices are €60 for 30 minutes and €120 for an hour.

Zozimus
12-07-15, 15:52
Another year, another trip to Tenerife. As last year I will post this in the Canary Islands thread as well as the Tenerife one as the latter doesn't seem to have become any busier that it was a year ago. I again used http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ and http://www.canarias69.com/ as my main sources of information.

Numero 15. Carretera General Puerto Cruz-Arenas No. 15, Puerto de la Cruz. 28.409683,-16.552494. http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Tenerife/4521-El_Numero_15.html. This place is as reported last year, still a decent line up, prices €60 for 30 minutes and €120 for an hour.

Barbies in El Sobradillo seems to have closed.

Geishas Sur. No. 19 On the TF-853 heading from LOS Menores to Taucho. 28.144837,-16.752476 . http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Tenerife/5330-Geishas_Sur.html. A large, pleasant house with a very steep drive out in the middle of nowhere. Pretty easy to get to from LOS Cristianos / Playa de las Americas. Decent quality line up, prices were €70 for 30 minutes and, I think, €130 for an hour.

I had some time to kill in La Laguna so I went to a couple of places:

Casa Emily. Calle Elias Serra Rafols No. 37 Apt. 104. http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Tenerife/4955-Casa_Emily.html They only had one girl working when I went (just after lunch on a Tuesday) and she didn't appeal to me so I didn't stay.

Casa Clara. Calle Dr Zamenhof No. 32. http://www.canarias69.com/tenerife/casaclara/agencia-escorts/2518 . This one was a bugger to find, mainly because they pronounce the street name as Semanov. The place is a bit shabby and the line up wasn't exactly spectacular but I stayed anyway. The bed I used was on it's last legs, in fact one of them kept collapsing thus requiring the bed to be lifted up by me while my girl put it back into place. The prices are €50 for 30 minutes and €100 for an hour. These two are quite close to each other and are just a short walk from the undergound parking in Av. Trinidad.

Casa Cristys. Calle Fundadores Cooperativa No. 92. Apt 8. Las Chafiras. 28.054541, -16.611592. http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Tenerife/5357-Casa_Cristys.html . This one was even harder to find but I managed it eventually. It's one motorway junction away from the airport and pretty easy to get to once you know where it is. The line up seems to change almost daily judging by the advert but it was alright when I visited. There was no A / see and their solitary fan was broken so I suggest you avoid during hot spells. The price was €100 for an hour.

SWs in Santa Cruz. There were a few girls (no more that a dozen I would say) working in Calle Miraflores and Calle de Juan de Padron. They were a pretty unattractive lot so I had no desire to ask their prices.

Places I didn't get to go to:

La Diosa. Las Galletas. http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Tenerife/5275-La_Diosa.html . They wouldn't tell me their address but instead wanted me to go to some shopping centre from where they would collect me. I really didn't feel like going along with all their secret agent shite so said "Just give me an address or lose my business". They still wouldn't.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Tenerife/5374-Plan_B.html and http://www.canarias69.com/tenerife/cogedora/agencia-escorts/1107712 One place with two names it seems. But only one phone number which they never answered.

La Casita. Subido El Pulpito, No. 13. La Laguna. 28.493267, -16.345205. http://www.canarias69.com/tenerife/la-casita-escorts/agencia-escorts/2603 . Supposed to open at 11 am, 3 pm or 7 pm depending on which advert you see. I thought I'd play it safe and go even later just to be on the safe side and, as I'm sure you can guess, they still weren't open. I went at 9. 30 pm.

Bdonkadonk
12-13-15, 20:33
I am in Playa del Ingles for yet another week and I wonder if anyone can recommend a massage with a little more than just the massage itself. A handjob at the end would be nice.

I was here one year ago and read the reports and made notes of brothels to visit in Las Palmas and I did a tour of them but I didn't find any girls worthwhile to try out. So this year I won't bother with that but I could use a relaxing massage with a happy ending and I wonder if it will be easy to find. Any recommendations are welcome for this. Thai massage perhaps? Thanks!

SirMarjAlot
12-19-15, 11:09
SirMarjalot asked about seedy bars so I have kept my eyes peeled. I have found a few, all very close to each other.

Tu why Yo. Calle Sagasta No. 14.

Club Gala Sensations. Calle Alfredo L Jones No. 30.

Jockey Boulevard. Calle Alfredo L Jones No. 5 These two are clearly connected as their tout gives out flyers which have the details of one on each side.

Moulin Rouge (I think that's the name anyway). Calle Juan de Miranda, I don't know the number but it's between Calle Secretario Artiles and Calle Segasta.

I didn't go into any of these places and the only useful info I could get out of any of the touts (one of them was mute, I kid you not) was that drinks in Moulin Rouge are 5. Neither of the two that could actually speak would tell me what the other prices were, they just said you have to discuss it with the girls. So I assume if you go there it's haggling time.I did try these places. The girls inside are not good. Mostly fat mature African women asking for 200 euros.

I will provide some more detailed reports very soon.

SirMarjAlot
01-03-16, 12:25
As promised here is my trip report from Las Palmas. Thanks for all the help during the trip.

Fancied a week off during November with some winter sun. On recommendation decided to try Las Palmas in Gran Canaria. Led to believe plenty of options for some P4 P 1 or 2 km anywhere around Catalina Park.

Flew into Las Palmas from London Gatwick with Easy Jet. Was staying at the Concorde hotel with rooftop pool etc.

Off the plane, straight through customs into a taxi within 5 minutes. Its around 30 euros to las Palmas from the airport and believe its around 40 if going the other way to Maspalamos.

Concorde hotel was nice, good food in the morning and the evening better than the restaurants. Breakfast was included and would pay 15 euros for an evening meal, buffet eat as much as you could, half bottle of red wine was another 6 euros.

The climate in Las Palmas during late November was very mild day and night. Needed the air conditioner on and could wear t-shirt and shorts but not hot in jeans either. Not humid. Unfortunately the week was blustery with more wind, clouds and rain than.

Blue skies and sunshine. You cannot rely on good weather. I spent very little time sunbathing. Took a one day trip to Maspalamos which was a nice day and the sand dunes there are amazing.

Tinder.

I was regular trying my luck on Tinder around Las Palmas and did meet up with one girl who lived just two blocks from the hotel. But she was nothing like her photos, so not pursue it.

Las Palmas P4P.

The first two nights in Las Palmas I failed to nail any pussy, but was adjusting. First walked around but the only streetwalker available was me. I tried a few of the seedy bars off Catalina but mostly mature fat African women wanting 200 euros for the hour.

Avoided these little bars for the remainder of the trip.

The only real option for getting some P4P around the tourist area of Las Palmas is to visit the casas. Many of which are listed on these two good escort websites.

https://www.serviciosx.com/en/

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/1-Chicas/1-Las_Palmas.html

I then put together a mongering map of the location of all these brothels around Las Palmas.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=zm_tuJ391V6s.kPrtfcQND8hw&usp=sharing

Rose Club.

The first casa I visited was Calle Thomas Miller 9 just up from my hotel. Many brothels leave the outside door ajar so just go in and ring the inside bell. Madame greets you and you sit in a comfy reception area. Only 1 girls working during the day-shift.

Prime time is after 8 pm. The one girl working was cute though, sexy little Dominican chica aged 23. Cost was 60 euros for 30 minutes. Took her to the room, good session including some BBBJ, but she was a bit rough with my manhood.

But popped my cherry in Las Palmas.

Rocia Cachet.

Next day in the late afternoon visited Casa Rocia Cachet at 43 Calle Doctor Grau Bassas which is right on the beach front promenade. Again only one girl working, a white Spanish girl, mid twenties.

Overweight but slutty looking, huge tits, they wanted 100 euros for 1 hour. She would include BBBJ and CIM or french natural as they call it. True to her word she gave some great head and I left a happy camper.

Casa Dollhouse.

Another night I thought I would try prime time around 8 pm casa Dollhouse located at Calle Lucas Fernández Navarro. Selection of girls was not good, mature, hardcore looking, tired, tattooed. Well below my standards.

Tried another Delirus line up was better but still the same low quality. Nothing I wanted to pay for. I found this true for a lot of casas around Las Palmas. Many of the girls working are from Latin America too.

There are many seniors holidaying in las Palmas and maybe have not traveled outside of the canaries and the med. To them maybe they would seem exotic.

Shakti center.

My last day took a trip to the Shakti center, well out of the beach zone of las palmas. A taxi from the hotel was 6 euros. Shakti offer erotic massage with touching the girls one option and full sex another.

Chose a Colombian girl with huge tits. Not bad massage, but had a lot better, she gave some BBBJ and let me cum over her tits.

Calle Molino de Viento.

I still felt horny so using my mobile and GPS navigated to the red light district of Molino de Viento. Its a small street with girls working in little brothels. There are both old and young girls working here.

Some lovely Romanian girls. I took one for a 15 minute quickie for 30 euros which was a good experience.

Enjoyed my stay in Las Palmas. For a quickie though would have taken more trips down to Calle Molini de Viento. Its nice to have a winter break. But would like to try some other locations where there is a good climate but maybe better quality P4 P?

LunaClub
01-24-16, 18:52
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Fox333
01-27-16, 20:37
Great report and thanks for sharing links.

I plan to be in Canary Islands this summer to attend Starmus festival and wondering how much Spanish is regards to get through mongering on the side? I can't speak Spanish much other than greeting 'hola' and wonder how much its an hindrance.

Thanks


As promised here is my trip report from Las Palmas. Thanks for all the help during the trip.

Fancied a week off during November with some winter sun. On recommendation decided to try Las Palmas in Gran Canaria. Led to believe plenty of options for some P4 P 1 or 2 km anywhere around Catalina Park.

Flew into Las Palmas from London Gatwick with Easy Jet. Was staying at the Concorde hotel with rooftop pool etc.

Off the plane, straight through customs into a taxi within 5 minutes. Its around 30 euros to las Palmas from the airport and believe its around 40 if going the other way to Maspalamos.

Concorde hotel was nice, good food in the morning and the evening better than the restaurants. Breakfast was included and would pay 15 euros for an evening meal, buffet eat as much as you could, half bottle of red wine was another 6 euros.

The climate in Las Palmas during late November was very mild day and night. Needed the air conditioner on and could wear t-shirt and shorts but not hot in jeans either. Not humid. Unfortunately the week was blustery with more wind, clouds and rain than...

Vagabond
02-01-16, 12:21
I'm in Playa del Ingles for a week. Have anybody a tips for a good massage parlour with happy ending (heterosexual) ?

It seems most places here cater to gay men. Not the ideal place for mongering. I could ofcourse take the trip to Las Palmas, but that's an hour trip each way.

Wanking
11-30-16, 22:11
Just saw them mentioned on another forum. About 30 euro for a single guy. Could be interesting.

http://www.grancanariaswingers.com/index.php?lang=en

http://www.grancanariaswingerclubeternity.com/#.

NutsPurXXX
03-03-17, 09:41
I am in Caleta de Fuste for a couple of weeks until March 17th and will be returning to stay in Puerte del Rosario for 4 months in November 2017. Does anyone have any tips or info on how to find working girls on this Canary Island, I'm used to punting with European girls in London & Norwich UK but don't have a clue how to get started here as I am 60 year old Anglo man with limited conversational Spanish.

Zozimus
03-03-17, 15:05
I am in Caleta de Fuste for a couple of weeks until March 17th and will be returning to stay in Puerte del Rosario for 4 months in November 2017. Does anyone have any tips or info on how to find working girls on this Canary Island, I'm used to punting with European girls in London & Norwich UK but don't have a clue how to get started here as I am 60 year old Anglo man with limited conversational Spanish.There really isn't a great deal available on Fuerteventura but you should be able to have some success using http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/fuerteventura.htm . Also keep an eye on https://www.serviciosx.com/en/escorts-fuerteventura/ and http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/1-Chicas/1-Las_Palmas/15-Fuerteventura.html although they don't usually list many girls on Fuerteventura.

Most knocking shops in the Canaries can usually deal with English speakers as they are obviously used to tourists visiting and quite a lot of the independent girls can speak some English too.

Good luck and let us know how you get on.

NutsPurXXX
03-10-17, 12:48
Thanks Zoozimus, I managed to find a small brothel in Caleta de Fuste called La Sirena as it was advertised on the free guide map given out in my hotel. I have been 4 times between noon & 6 pm and seen a different girl each time.

First one was a stunning tall slim toned body 20 year old African girl, 60 minutes full service including cum twice (that was a miracle for me nowadays) was only 80 & she spoke perfect English too.

2nd & 3rd girls were Romanian in mid 20's & very nice looking but hardly any English so used Google translate on my phone to sort out 20 minute session 40 to the house 10 to the girls for OWO & facial.

Last girl was a very tidy mid 30's Russian that I paid 25 to house for a 15 minute quickie and for 10 included covered anal, OWO & CIM (didn't want to mess up make up).

All the girls were very friendly & enthusiastic so I will be going back when I return in December.

Prof Crewcut
03-11-17, 19:19
I spent some time in family-friendly Puerto de la Cruz in February during the Carnival, and will do my best to resurrect this sleepy section by recounting some of my nocturnal adventures.

Playa Jardin

Based on earlier reports about streetwalkers in Playa Jardin after sunset, I walked the entire beach area on a number of evenings at various times after dusk. Nada. Wrong time of year?

Av. Venezuela

The nightlife and sin on offer in Puerto de la Cruz seems wholly clustered on and around Avenida Venezuela. For our interests, on that street there is at least Club Venus, Bar Black Cats, and Pub Oxigen. All three of these are brothels, as far as I could tell. In nighttime, the latter two, which are situated next to each other, have employees on the street in front trying to entice male passersby to their establishments.

http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/club-venus-av-venezuela-n-11-509354485.htm

I did not visit Club Venus (Av. Venezuela 11, in the shopping center Teide), which advertises as a strip club, though I did correspond with the manager via WhatsApp. They claim to have some seven girls, and do business Mon-Sat 13:00-21:00 with prior appointment, 21:00-04:00 in the club. They have a number of classifieds on Pasion. From their photos, their talent didn't impress--with a single exception, but as the girl isn't named, it'd be a little difficult to book her.

http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-tenerife/blackcats.htm

The talent at Bar Black Cats (Av. Venezuela 4) looked much better in their classifieds on Pasion, so I called them up and (thought I had) booked Karol for an hour that evening at 23:00. The madam Samantha, an older Brazilian working girl herself, speaks some English but was very rushed on the phone and kept repeating that I should just show up after eleven when the girls start working. As it turned out, that conversation didn't actually count as a booking.

Arriving at the bar, Karol was nowhere in sight. The only girl there that evening that I saw was Natalia, a heavier late thirties Russian from Moscow. I bought Natalia a lady drink (20, as I recall) and chatted a bit about their business. Their rates are a bit exorbitant at 100 for half an hour, 200 for the full hour. The use of the room's jacuzzi costs extra, though if you're uninterested they'll try to throw that plus a drink in as freebies for a one-hour session. They claim to have some three girls working each night. Their opening hours are a bit unclear, as I was given contradictory information; in any case, they seem to be open after 23:00 and into the wee hours. I left rather unimpressed with the management.

I didn't visit Pub Oxigen, downstairs from Black Cats, other than to have a quick peek. I haven't seen them advertise, but my sense that they are in the same line of business stems from an observation of what looked to be some darker-skinned working girls at the bar, as well as from their usher complaining "Why them? Why not us?" when I was on my way to Bar Black Cats and refused her advances. My answer "I have an appointment" was sufficient to stop her pestering me. Though as it turned out, I didn't have an appointment and would perhaps have been better served checking out the competition.

El Numero 15

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Tenerife/4521-El_Numero_15.html

I visited El Numero 15 on a Sunday afternoon, hoping to get laid given their advertisements of "chicas 24 horas". The girls Ruby and Karina, in particular, looked appealing. The location (Ctra. General Puerto Cruz - Arenas, 15, 38400 Puerto de la Cruz) is easy enough to find and no more than a one-kilometer and 15-minute walk up from the beach on Av. Blas Prez Gonzlez. To outer gate for the premises is not locked, so just push that open and proceed to the inner gate that has a buzzer.

Once they buzz you in, climb the stairs to be greeted by the madam and seated in a room with a couch and two armchairs. This is presumably where the lineup would take place, but I didn't quite get that far. After entering, the madam asked if I wanted a drink (asked for some water, promptly delivered) and indicated that I should wait. After some minutes, she returned saying that only a single girl was working that Sunday, and she wasn't on the premises yet.

I inquired whether more girls would be working later that night, and was answered in the negative. As we were speaking, the girl in question (Erika) arrived on the premises and greeted me, but as she was 40+ and heavyset, I bid my goodbyes and departed. I suspect that while a working girl, she is more of an assistant to the madam and that is the only reason she was there on a Sunday. So, this establishment is to be avoided on Sundays.

Freelancers

At this point a little frustrated with what the town had to offer, yet doggedly unwilling to venture further afield to Santa Cruz, La Laguna, or Las Americas for my pleasures, I turned to the classifieds. There was nothing much useful in the local paper Diario de Avisos, with most of that business seeming to have moved onto the web by now. The main sites I perused were Pasion, Slumi, and Algo Discreto, though there are many more.

As I wanted to find genuine independents, the strategy I used was to google advertised phone numbers to weed out adverts with red flags, such as multiple different girls sharing the same number (most likely an agency handling the bookings). Similarly, I screened for counter-indications such as fiestas blancas (use of narcotics).

My Spanish being a work in progress, I put together a cheatsheet and scripted interaction in Spanish for the interaction of booking a time the same night, and proceeded to call up promising leads. Most numbers called were not reachable, being either disconnected or "no esta disponible en este momento". But with persistence, there is payoff. I'll recount a couple of the girls I visited whose advertisements remain online:

http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/de-vuelta-para-complacerte-50-1-hora-515890333.htm

Nicol is a friendly late-twenties Venezuelan independent living in central Puerto de la Cruz. She is heavier than in her photos. Not really my type given her extra pounds, but her large naturals were fun to play with. On the downside, she doesn't turn off her phone during sessions, which was an annoyance. DFK, BBBJ, CG, mish, Cuban tit-fuck. 60 for the hour. Doesn't speak English. Wouldn't repeat, but that's merely a question of taste.

http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/masaje-erotico-mis-fotos-100-100reale-515413958.htm

Yani was a lucky find. I ended up doing a number of longer sessions with her during my stay, she is a treasure. She is a classy petite Argentinian lady in her late twenties, on the west side of town. Tight fit body, breasts a perfect handful, and a nice ass. Massage, CBJ, CG, mish, long and hard doggie. No DFK and no BBBJ on offer, but nonetheless great. Sweet personality. 100 for the hour. Doesn't speak English. She told me that she likes living in Puerto de la Cruz because it is so quiet. Girls like her can make a good living from regulars. Will repeat, when next in town.

In conclusion, if you can manage at least the barest essentials of Spanish, freelancers seem to be where it's at for Puerto de la Cruz. None of the independents I called or visited spoke any English, which I found a little surprising given what a tourist destination the island is. In any case, though, it doesn't take much Spanish to manage bookings and bedroom interaction. Based on previous reports, Number 15 would probably be worth visiting as well, but I didn't end up giving them another chance after already having shifted my attention toward the freelance market. And I would personally avoid Avenida Venezuela altogether, didn't see any good value for money there.

Sexual Healing
04-10-17, 12:25
Hi guys,

I was considering a 1- week Holiday at the sea, with some mongering, next July.

Flight tickets are still affordable for these two destinations from country, so I was wondering to plan a trip.

When I ask "better" I mean the price / service ratio chicks would provide in the P4P, of course.

But also, I would welcome tips on the whole tourist experience, if you know what I mean: sea, beaches, hotels, restaurants, amusements, transports.

(I will travel alone, so I would probably avoid to rent a car and rather stay in a place where I can easily reach everything).

You only get laid for 1-hour a day, you know, maybe not even every day, so is important to spend the holiday in a good and affordable place overall.

Zozimus
04-12-17, 17:51
Hi guys,

I was considering a 1- week Holiday at the sea, with some mongering, next July.

Flight tickets are still affordable for these two destinations from country, so I was wondering to plan a trip.

When I ask "better" I mean the price / service ratio chicks would provide in the P4P, of course.

But also, I would welcome tips on the whole tourist experience, if you know what I mean: sea, beaches, hotels, restaurants, amusements, transports.

(I will travel alone, so I would probably avoid to rent a car and rather stay in a place where I can easily reach everything).

You only get laid for 1-hour a day, you know, maybe not even every day, so is important to spend the holiday in a good and affordable place overall.For mongering I much prefer Gran Canaria. I never seem to have much luck on Tenerife. Prices are pretty much the same on both islands, usually €50 - €60 for 30 minutes and €100 - €130 for an hour. You can, of course, find cheaper prices especially if you use sites like http://www.pasion.com .

I usually stay in Las Palmas in the north of Gran Canaria which, conveniently enough, is where most of the knocking shops can be found. If you stay in the main tourist area in the south (Maspalomas / Playa del Ingles) then I think it's a bit harder to find anything but with a bit of effort I'm sure you could manage it. If not then Las Palmas is only about an hour away by bus. The resorts in the south are purpose built for tourism and are sunnier than the north but Las Palmas does have a very nice beach (Playa de las Canteras) and plenty of decent restaurants and bars. It's also a good base from which to visit other parts of the island by public transport as the buses are cheap and go just about everywhere you might want to visit. Hiring a car for a day isn't very expensive and it is sometimes nice to not need to rely on buses.

If you're going to Tenerife then I'd suggest staying in the Puerto de la Cruz or LOS Cristianos areas if you're not hiring a car. I really wouldn't want to stay in Santa Cruz. I have always hired a car when in Tenerife, it isn't expensive there either.

Sexual Healing
04-13-17, 10:40
For mongering I much prefer Gran Canaria. I never seem to have much luck on Tenerife. Prices are pretty much the same on both islands, usually 50 - 60 for 30 minutes and 100 - 130 for an hour. You can, of course, find cheaper prices especially if you use sites like http://www.pasion.com .Thanks Zozimus. You know, I was just wondering why Tenerife has a specific thread here, while Gran Canaria is into the mish-mash of the Canary Islands and I believed reason was that the Tenerife scene was richer or better. I don't know.

Nevertheless, either Tenerife or Gran Canaria for me is the same, I have no preconceptions. I just want to go where you get best value from pay-4-play pussy.

Speaking of your tips, can you tell me a little more about the options available in Las Palmas, for instance?

Meaning: I guess one can contact independent putas via pasion.com or other sites with adverts (this is my least favorite option, because it's quite annoying when you get in to find the girl in front of you is not the one shown in the picture, or you don't like the face that you see for the first time because it wasn't shown in the pictures at all), what else?

Are there clubs / bar / brothels. Any venue where you can have eye-contact with girls, discuss services and pick the one you like the most?

If so, can you tell me something more specific about this: where, what and how much?

Zozimus
04-13-17, 16:12
Thanks Zozimus. You know, I was just wondering why Tenerife has a specific thread here, while Gran Canaria is into the mish-mash of the Canary Islands and I believed reason was that the Tenerife scene was richer or better. I don't know.

Nevertheless, either Tenerife or Gran Canaria for me is the same, I have no preconceptions. I just want to go where you get best value from pay-4-play pussy.

Speaking of your tips, can you tell me a little more about the options available in Las Palmas, for instance?

Meaning: I guess one can contact independent putas via pasion.com or other sites with adverts (this is my least favorite option, because it's quite annoying when you get in to find the girl in front of you is not the one shown in the picture, or you don't like the face that you see for the first time because it wasn't shown in the pictures at all), what else?

Are there clubs / bar / brothels. Any venue where you can have eye-contact with girls, discuss services and pick the one you like the most?

If so, can you tell me something more specific about this: where, what and how much?If you have a look at my reports from the last few years you will see I have mostly written about places in or near Las Palmas. Not all of them are still there of course but you can use https://www.serviciosx.com/en/ and http://www.guiasexcanarias.com to find info on which places are currently open. As far as I know the prices I have previously given are all still correct except that Las Rosas is now €120 for an hour rather than €130.

In Las Palmas (and I think in Playa del Ingles) there are bars but I have never been to any as I prefer brothels and independents. Read SirMarjalot's report from just over a year ago, he tried some bars in Las Palmas and wasn't impressed. As far as I know the Canaries do not have any of the big, usually out of town, clubs that you find in the rest of Spain. There are places that call themselves clubs but I don't think they are really any different to the bars.

One good thing about Las Palmas is that there are a lot of brothels that aren't too far from each other. If you don't like the line up in one then there is no problem walking out and going to see what their competitors have to offer.

StevieW
05-29-17, 12:36
Not a lot of information regarding Lanzarote for the past couple of years. Does anyone have any more up to date information for here?

Cab Driver
11-23-17, 23:38
Thought Las Palmas was not great as had a few disappointments with finding anything decent. Until I found a casa that had about 5 girls all looking good, but one stood out a hot Colombian Banica she was just what I was looking for, no English but I can speak passable Spanish. 50€ for 45 minutes what a deal. The place is called Privilge, Tomas Miller 8. If there was a heaven I think I found it.

Zozimus
11-24-17, 10:19
Thought Las Palmas was not great as had a few disappointments with finding anything decent. Until I found a casa that had about 5 girls all looking good, but one stood out a hot Colombian Banica she was just what I was looking for, no English but I can speak passable Spanish. 50 for 45 minutes what a deal. The place is called Privilge, Tomas Miller 8. If there was a heaven I think I found it.It would be useful if you pointed out that the price you paid is a promotion for black Friday and that the normal prices are significantly higher (€120 for an hour and €70 for 30 minutes). This is the sister establishment of, and is just across the road from, Las Rosas. They both use the same website http://www.lasrosasescorts.com/ and the girls move between both places. When it's quiet they usually all go to number 9 leaving Privilege empty.

Raul11
11-27-17, 19:11
Hi buddies,

Anyone can give recommendations about contact bars in Tenerife, I. E. Bars with (Semi) Putas? Any anyone with good Stripclub tips? Pages?

Thanks,

Raul.

Mobeen
12-16-17, 03:14
Arrived tonight at the Gran hotel Atlantis Bahia Real awesome customer service. Have rented a car and will be out and about sight seeing and trying my luck with the local talent. Whole stay os 3 days so hope to get lucky from reports from ISG. The weather is great compared to Germany.

Wanking
12-19-17, 22:55
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1612-Photo-Gallery&p=2118943&viewfull=1#post2118943.

Dionysus80
06-09-18, 21:06
Anyone know if La Sirena or Paradise are still operational in Caleta De Fuste (Fuerteventura) as of June 2018?

Thanks.

Zozimus
06-10-18, 09:34
Anyone know if La Sirena or Paradise are still operational in Caleta De Fuste (Fuerteventura) as of June 2018?

Thanks.Well, La Sirena is still advertising.

http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-las_palmas/sirena.htm

Dionysus80
06-10-18, 18:56
Well, La Sirena is still advertising.

http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-las_palmas/sirena.htmThank you.

Its good to know La Sirena is still active.

Going by your old post from 2013.

"Calle Virgen de la Peña No. 9".

Google maps shows me its up the top of the hill and is the house with white gates and white number 9?

Can you just turn up and knock on the door or do you have to call first?

(Sorry. Its just that I'm English and like many of my countrymen I don't speak Spanish!

Thanks again for you help.

Zozimus
06-11-18, 19:27
Thank you.

Its good to know La Sirena is still active.

Going by your old post from 2013.

"Calle Virgen de la Pea No. 9".

Google maps shows me its up the top of the hill and is the house with white gates and white number 9?

Can you just turn up and knock on the door or do you have to call first?

(Sorry. Its just that I'm English and like many of my countrymen I don't speak Spanish!

Thanks again for you help.Yes, that's the place. There's no need to phone them, you can just turn up.

I imagine you won't be the first person to go there who doesn't speak Spanish. If you've got Google translate on your phone it might be helpful if you have anything specific you want to ask them but unless that is the case you really won't need to say much at all so you'll be fine.

Dionysus80
06-12-18, 21:18
Yes, that's the place. There's no need to phone them, you can just turn up.

I imagine you won't be the first person to go there who doesn't speak Spanish. If you've got Google translate on your phone it might be helpful if you have anything specific you want to ask them but unless that is the case you really won't need to say much at all so you'll be fine.Thanks for your advice.

Appreciate the help.

Dionysus80
06-24-18, 16:01
I'm off to Calate De Fuste Fuerteventura in a few weeks.

Anyone who has recent experience of La Sirena OR Paradise. I'll be glad of any tips or info.

Thanks.

Adrew
07-10-18, 18:05
I was on vacation in Gran Canaria looking for a place with an erotic massage and I found such an offer. A really nice time professional approach to the subject of massage purely good communication you ordered hourly massage but I decided to return the next day.

Nice nice masseuse with a great body and personality and a good price for quality service.

https://www.tantricmassagegrancanaria.com

Maybe are person who know another places for good erotic massage / not sex service. Thanks.

Dionysus80
07-25-18, 07:57
Hi again,

Only about 3. 5 weeks till I go to Caleta De Fuste.

Does anyone know if La Sirena or Paradise offer a shared shower as part of the service please (or a payable extra)?

Zozimus
07-25-18, 16:58
Hi again,

Only about 3. 5 weeks till I go to Caleta De Fuste.

Does anyone know if La Sirena or Paradise offer a shared shower as part of the service please (or a payable extra)?There are other places on Fuerteventura. You really shouldn't just think about these two. Even if you don't have a car you should be able to get to Puerto Del Rosario easily enough by bus. Just look here http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-las_palmas/fuerteventura.htm for places to try.

Dionysus80
07-27-18, 08:48
There are other places on Fuerteventura. You really shouldn't just think about these two. Even if you don't have a car you should be able to get to Puerto Del Rosario easily enough by bus. Just look here http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-las_palmas/fuerteventura.htm for places to try.Thanks.

I'm going with a group of extended family so Paradise or La Sirena would be really ideal as I would have no trouble making an excuse and slipping away for an hour or so.

If I tried to go to Puerto Del Rosario, no doubt someone would want to tag along!

La Sirena sounds the best value and is 24 hours.

Thanks.

Dionysus80
08-19-18, 07:09
Well, I'm back from sunny Caleta de Fuste Fuerteventura.

I made a couple of trips to La Sirena.

It was advertised on the free map given out in my hotel.

1st visit mid afternoon. Choice of two girls, I opted for the lovely "Viktoria" from Brasil. 50 Euros for 30 minutes.

2nd visit again mid afternoon, I had a choice of three girls and I went for a tall blonde Spanish woman whose name I couldn't pronounce (it began with L) again 50 euro's for 30 minutes.

Good value for money.

Very Little English spoken but I was able to get by and get what I wanted.

I also tried to go at 8 am one day but found it closed so its NOT 24 HR like the advertisement states.

I would definitely go back if I re-visit the island.

Paradise appears to be gone as the neon sign isn't there now?

Wanking
11-14-18, 23:59
Hitting Puerto Del Carmen in December. Not a mongering holiday but I plan to do a little.

Last year I got a card for 17 brothel in Arrecife from another club in Puerto Del Carmen. 17 brothel is a 20 min bus ride from where I am staying. I just called them on Whatsapp, deal is 1 hour for 100 euro until 10 pm and then 130 per hour including one drink after 10 pm. Supposedly around 10 girls. I think its open 24 hours. They don't seem to have a website and apart from the ads on Pasion they is no evidence of them online.

Address is Calle Rivera, 17,35500 Arrecife.

Google map https://goo.gl/maps/h18TmnBLzmC2.

Afternoon action suits me better, and there seems to be little daytime action in Puerto del carmen, since I don't see many ads on Pasion.com.

I want to check out the whole scene a little better this year and report back of course.

Here is my report from last year - http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1612-Photo-Gallery&p=2118943&viewfull=1#post2118943


BTW if anyone has any upto date info please post.

Redkenobe
11-23-18, 19:01
I got to tell you, the experience with Tantric Massage Gran Canaria was hilariously miserable.

I made the appointment through email and everything seemed really nice, the person answering was very enthusiastic and I was really looking forward meeting her. My first time trying an erotic massage and all.

I arrived to the place in Maspalomas early, I sat in the reception chairs and I e-mailed her that I'm at the reception. In a while there comes a woman and shouts something for me in Spanish. I say "Sorry?" cause I didn't understand and she goes away. "Okay, that can't be her", I thought to myself. Their website had no women resembling her and the email communication was so nice I couldn't believe it could be her.

I decide to go find the apartment (I got the number) but I was at the wrong side of the building. I gave up and emailed her again that I'll be at the reception.

I sit at the reception for a while and then the same lady comes back and now she's super pissed. She yells me the whole trip to the apartment and I just kinda take it in, she didn't speak much English so I thought why bother to argue. But I genuinely didn't make the connection when we first saw.

At the apartment. Which was kinda rundown. She takes the 100 e (she didn't mention the 130 e body to body massage that was offered in the email. Which was OK for me) and rushes me to undress and get to the massage bed. Now there's some music in the background and she gives me a massage which did feel OK. Not a professional massage but OK.

Then the music stopped and the masseuse went "shit, shit! " I told her it was OK and she can continue without the music. Later I learned that she was streaming some massage soundtrack from Youtube and had maybe some network issues.

After maybe 20-25 min of back and leg massage she tells me to turn around and she takes her shirt off and starts to wank me. It was kinda mechanical but it did work and I did came. I was mostly relieved that it was over and the whole thing took a little over half an hour.

So no, I can't recommend them. Obviously the person I contacted by email wasn't her and the whole thing was just so amateurish. This was my first time trying erotic massage and this was so below my expectations that I might not bother to try again.

Maybe I should have made the connection that she was the masseuse and maybe it could have been better that way but how this all went, I would never ever go again.

On The Road
12-24-18, 17:47
Hitting Puerto Del Carmen in December. Not a mongering holiday but I plan to do a little.

Last year I got a card for 17 brothel in Arrecife from another club in Puerto Del Carmen. 17 brothel is a 20 min bus ride from where I am staying. I just called them on Whatsapp, deal is 1 hour for 100 euro until 10 pm and then 130 per hour including one drink after 10 pm. Supposedly around 10 girls. I think its open 24 hours. They don't seem to have a website and apart from the ads on Pasion they is no evidence of them online.

Address is Calle Rivera, 17,35500 Arrecife.

Google map https://goo.gl/maps/h18TmnBLzmC2.

Afternoon action suits me better, and there seems to be little daytime action in Puerto del carmen, since I don't see many ads on Pasion.com.

I want to check out the whole scene a little better this year and report back of course.

Here is my report from last year - http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1612-Photo-Gallery&p=2118943&viewfull=1#post2118943


BTW if anyone has any upto date info please post.I've seen a few ads on pasion dot com about 17 Brothel in Arrecife, but in many ads you can see drugs pictures together with girl ones. Wtf, this is the first time that I see something like that in Europe, and this make me little bit nervous about going there because I don't mess at all with cocaine. Do you or anyone else have any updated infos about the club, or about any other club in the island? Of course I'll report back about any location I will be able to visit, as usual. Thanks.

Wanking
12-29-18, 17:11
Just back from a week in Puerto Del Carmen Lanzarote.

Centro Olivin is a little Red light district near the harbour.

Google map - https://goo.gl/maps/TDkC4NafHA32.

The buses that run along the strip stop at Shopping center Biosfera which is just beside Centro Olivin.

Its a square behind Dicey Reillys Irish bar with 2 other Irish Bars, The Matchmaker and Nellys. To the left of The Matchmaker are 3 small brothels, Cristal, Love bar Striptease and Nightclub Sagitario. The girls tend to sit outside these 3 but some may also be inside. Then at the other end of the square is Club Topless Olivin. Girls don't tend to sit outside this club.

It seems totally safe in the area although some young North African Drug dealers do hang around the entrance to the square but they don't cause any hassle from what I could see. Also totally safe and free to walk into the brothels, look around and walk out again. Overall the vibe is relaxed and you can go for a beer in one of the regular bars before or after having a session in the adjacent brothels. Beer is much cheaper in the regular bars than in the brothels, 2 euro a pint versus 3 to 4 euro for a small bottle of beer in the brothels.

The Hoors are typically in the 20 to 40 age group, a mix of Romanian, Bulgarian, Black and other nationalities. Skinny and Fat, Blonde and Brunette, Tall and Small, very similar to red light districts in any part of Europe.

The price of the Hoors - 20 minutes 50 euro, 30 minutes 70 euro and 1 hour 130 euro. That includes covered BJ and fucking, and DATY which is welcomed by most of the girls. Extras including anal and bare blowjob are available but it depends on the girl and she might want to exam your organ first. Also regular customers get more as they build a relationship with the girl. Service is a bit basic, more like an Amsterdam session rather than the GFE session I'm used to in German FKK clubs.

A lady drink is 20 euro, and typically the girl will sit with you for 15 minutes while you enjoy some light caressing and small talk. The girl and the house split the 20, and it's just a small glass of cheap sparkling wine probably costing 20 cents. Personally I just prefer to go straight for the sex.

The official opening hours of the brothels are 10 pm to 3 am but apparently the girls live in the brothels and are there 24/7 if you just knock on the door.

I don't think any of the clubs have a website?

Club Topless Olivin This is the first club I tried. It's the most upmarket of the 4 clubs and the most strictly run. The manager is a fat European guy who is a bit aggressive. The girls all wear sexy little dresses and costumes. I had a fat Bulgarian girl with huge tits here, just took her for 20 minutes. She made me cum in 15 minutes with a covered 69. Not great really.

Nightclub Sagitario This Club is really old but clean enough inside. Its beside the Matchmaker bar. Around 4 women per night there. There was a really beautiful young blonde Romanian there but I didn't get a chance to try her. I did have a decent session with a friendly Romanian brunette who spoke very good English. 70 euro for 30 minutes. 69 and fuckin in 2 positions, came in the condom.

Love bar Striptease Very small club with 1 to 2 girls only, one of whom was a small young black girl not to my taste. Apparently the rooms are tiny.

Cristal Around 3 girls every night, some of them not bad at all.

Verdict Seems to be the only real option in Puerto Del Carmen. Not recommended for serious mongering but if your on holiday and fancy a fuck and a beer it's not too bad. There are bigger brothels in nearby Arrecife such as the 17 club.

Photos - http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1612-Photo-Gallery&p=2267237&viewfull=1#post2267237

On The Road
12-31-18, 07:17
I tried the club 17 in Arrecife. As told me, prices are 30 m for 70 and 1 h for 130. No discount for me for going before 22 pm. They tried hard to sell something to drink and a lady drink, but it is useless.

Went there in a late afternoon, it was quite full. I met a customer going away and two other ones coming just after me.

Selection was good enough, around 10 girls available, most of them in 7-8 range, only one was not fuckable for my taste.

I choose Ruth, 19 years old from Gran Canaria. Really perfect body, of course for my taste, just not perfect teeth.

Ruth was a nice girl, eager to please, although I had big problems understanding her Spanish, maybe she spoke some kind of Canarian slang. Nobody told me about any kind of drug, but well I suspect girls can make use of it.

They are supposed to be open 24 h a day, Ruth confirmed me that.

Other club in Arrecife are isla Bonita in c. AUGUSTIN Espinosa 9,but they are closed until Jan 2nd, and the famous 32 but I suppose they are closed too because they never answered my messages.

On The Road
01-02-19, 19:49
After a very unsatisfied session with Valery at 17 http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/carita-d-nina-culo-perfecto-carinosa-530332171.htm.

I tried the club 32.

Same prices of 17.

Line up was little bit less impressive for my taste, they seems focused on South America girls only, with big fake boobs and enormous fake bottoms. Not my kind.

BTW I choose a blonde venezuelana, I think her http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/el-numero-32-529235927.htm session was not bad at all, even if I don't like fake boobs hard as marble.

La isla Bonita quoted me 60 for media ora, but I did not check it out.

Vikingz
01-12-19, 15:28
I got to tell you, the experience with Tantric Massage Gran Canaria was hilariously miserable.

I arrived to the place in Maspalomas early,.Hello,

I just had a trip to Gran Canaria.

I also searched for some tantra / erotic massage for the 1 h time.

Question: Was the place in a orange building, near the edges of town?.

My story (Warning! For other in playa del ingles and maspolma area:

I searched and found out that visiting strip-clubs is shit and waist of money.

Then I looked for erotic massage, and also escort services.

It is not illegal in Spain, but I was a little worried and therefore acted with a higher level of.

Precautions / opsec*.

I found a webpage that tells its a Russian woman (the site and contact form was also Russian).

Sent an email and got in contact with someone "Mar* Tashki*.

Seemed fine, and I got price list and what services offered!

I booked in a Sunday afternoon / evening to her place.

Some days before I had scouted the area.

And now it was time, so I walked with nothing but money in my pockets.

No phone, no ID, and sunglasses and cap on the head.

I was informed to go to the entrance of the little apartments-area at a specific time.

Because I had no phone I was a bit early, probably 15 minutes before.

Now, right in front of the gate there was a car parked and the 2 guys seemed very suspect.

I had a good view and they were busy managing a front dash camera, pointed just to the door.

The sunlight was so obvious that I saw the camera lens, and I just walked by.

Driver was then trying really hard look "random" and just look to the sky.

Something is weird about that location.

I don't necessarily think its the local police, perhaps it is.

Or worse, like mafia or criminals that blackmails people.

I did not want to risk anything, and go meet someone stranger on a new unknown place like that.

Not worth it! Just wanted you all read this. Attention.

Petew87
01-27-19, 23:23
Hello,

I've just returned from Gran Canaria. Last night I visited Moulin Rouge and spent 3 hours with the beautiful and amazing Amanda from Brazil, one of the other girls (I can't remember her name) was a local with fake boobs and extremely sexy so I also included her in our fun for an hour. Amanda certainly knew what she was doing and I would describe the night as my favourite sexual experience yet. I am considering visiting again in a few weeks, does anyone know if the venue has a website or Facebook page? I fancy spending more time with the other local girl and may check if she will be on before traveling.

AandradeBoy23
04-10-19, 07:23
We're going to be throwing a bachelor party in Las Palmas soon and we want a night with prostitutes for sure. We've been checking out different places and the Moulin Rouge seems alright, but you can't see any pics of the girls or of what the place looks like inside. Anyone out there who can give me some tips?

Zozimus
04-11-19, 14:29
Hello,

I've just returned from Gran Canaria. Last night I visited Moulin Rouge and spent 3 hours with the beautiful and amazing Amanda from Brazil, one of the other girls (I can't remember her name) was a local with fake boobs and extremely sexy so I also included her in our fun for an hour. Amanda certainly knew what she was doing and I would describe the night as my favourite sexual experience yet. I am considering visiting again in a few weeks, does anyone know if the venue has a website or Facebook page? I fancy spending more time with the other local girl and may check if she will be on before traveling.And how much did you pay? The only previous report I remember about anyone going to Moulin Rouge suggested it was overpriced.

Almalm
04-21-19, 02:08
Currently sitting in 'club 55' in Costa Teguise.

Free entry, approximately 4 girls working on a Saturday night at 2 am.

Approached by 2, first was dismissed straight away as not close to my type.

2nd was good body, but old face. She offered 200 e for hour, and reduced quickly to 150 e. But still no sale for me.

I'll stay another drink worth of time, but not hopeful.

Dionysus80
05-26-19, 18:05
Well I'm going back to Caleta De Fuste Fuerteventura in a few weeks.

I'll be paying another visit or two to La Sirena.

Anyone been recently?

Are the prices still the same?

Thanks.

NightClubLulu
07-09-19, 02:07
I spent a few days on Lanzarote recently based in Playa Blanca. I couldn't find any adverts in the local papers for girls working in this area, all I managed to find were a couple of knocking shops of the "Night Club" variety. They were within a few yards of each other.

https://nightclublululanzarote.com/

I went to this fantastic Night Club called Night Club Lulu Lanzarote.

Zozimus
07-09-19, 18:24
Nice copy and paste of a report I wrote in 2013 (report number 91) with just a few details changed. I suppose I should be flattered but it doesn't really work as I wrote that I found 2 places but you only mentioned one, obviously you didn't want to give publicity to your competitors.

Anyway it's nice of you to let us know about your club but how about some useful details such as the prices?


I spent a few days on Lanzarote recently based in Playa Blanca. I couldn't find any adverts in the local papers for girls working in this area, all I managed to find were a couple of knocking shops of the "Night Club" variety. They were within a few yards of each other.

https://nightclublululanzarote.com/

I went to this fantastic Night Club called Night Club Lulu Lanzarote.

NightClubLulu
07-21-19, 14:48
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DavidMob
07-29-19, 18:18
Just started listening COPE at the start of the second half due to a staff meeting. Looks like this is a walk in the park and good to see a change in the usual line up for this match. Any word what Luis Enrique's LOA is all about? I imagine that either he comes back soon or the RFEF will have to start looking for a new coach one of these days.

DanCee
07-29-19, 22:07
Just started listening COPE at the start of the second half due to a staff meeting. Looks like this is a walk in the park and good to see a change in the usual line up for this match. Any word what Luis Enrique's LOA is all about? I imagine that either he comes back soon or the RFEF will have to start looking for a new coach one of these days.What? No? Me neither.

Dionysus80
08-11-19, 08:04
Well I re-visited Caleta De Fuste at the end of July.

I tried to visit La Sirena (up by the Monetcastillo) on the Monday but found a note taped over the buzzer saying it was closed for that day!

I went back later in the week and was told there was only one lady available (suspect the place was short of staff and this is why it was closed on the Monday?

I was offered a nice Colombian Lady.

50 Euros for 30 minutes.

She was your typical stereotype Colombian with long black curly hair and a bubbly personality.

She didn't speak English but I managed to get by and had an enjoyable half hour.

I would re-visit if I ever return to Caleta again.

RayRay4
09-15-19, 05:27
Hi!

I have been checking the forum and I am just curious about how it is over there, in the Canary Islands.

What are your recommendations?

I don't have any plans to visit right now but I know it's a really nice place to visit so I wouldn't mind planning my vacation over there.

Another concern is the public transportation. Do I need to rent a car?

Thanks!

TeddyBears
01-15-20, 00:17
Hi gents,

I have been reading here and used google a bit to try and find some information. There seems to be a few street walkers at nighttime around the nightlife areas. Does anyone know if there are any clubs located in this area of the island? I have looked at sites as slumi.com and pasion.com but you never know if the pictures are accurate or not on these sites. Any useful information will be appreciated really!

TeddyBears
02-21-20, 18:31
Well there are many swingers clubs if that ticks your box, it's not my cup of tea and on this part of the island is mostly senior citizens visiting. There are several 'bar clubs' of low quality in the worn down shopping center Cita with VIP bunny the only one with a few doable girls, but they charge €250 h and are not even close to that level of quality IMO.

There are a few Villas in the area, and I tried a couple of them but was let down by the lack of quality.

Had a good time a few times at Tantra Erotic Massage Playa de Ingles located at Av. De Gran Canaria 24 they offer you massage but they are open to do anything for a bit more money. I gave them hundred more and then everything was included.

I gave mileroticos.com a chance and found Adriana a blond canary but lets put it like this, those pictures wasn't taken yesterday but it was the same girl and I was ready to go after I swallowed a kamagra before I came to her apartment, €120 h was the damage and she was friendly.

If you must visit the island, I would suggest you stay near Las Palmas for decent sexual options, but also for life quality such as good restaurants and nightlife. Meloneras has decent restaurants in the southern parts of the island but honestly it's more or less only elderly people living and visiting there.

Happy mongering!

69'er
11-30-20, 19:05
Hello,

Not easy to travel to somewhere these days. Does somebody know if there are girls working in the street calle de molino de viente these days? Gran Canaria might be a good idea to go. Thank you very much in advance.

69'er
01-02-21, 00:28
Hola chicos,

Yes. I had been there. Hard to understand why this place is not a premier place to monger. In time of corona it looks perfect for me. Listen my next posts.

69'er
01-02-21, 18:36
Hola chicos,

Yes. I had been there. Hard to understand why this place is not a premier place to monger. In time of corona it looks perfect for me. Listen my next posts.These days travelling is not easy. I am German but going to Las Canarias is easy. I had been there the first time. They are accepting only people with negative PCR test and after offering this insurance for cases looking like corona.

69'er
01-04-21, 20:20
Had been in the calle molino de viento in the early afternoon. At that time I saw about 10.15 girls. I decided for a black colombiana and paid 30€ for frances natural.

Using the website www.mileroticos.com I found 2 girls. One gave me a good massage (60€ for half an hour or 90€ for an hour) with happy end. The other one was Chinese (60€ for half an hour or 100€ for an hour). I received excellent beso negro, kisses, postura del misionero and frances natural hasta el final. For additional 20€ everything posible without condom.

Everything happened in Las Palmas. But using the bus I also have also visited Maspalomas and Playa de Ingles. Don't need swim trunks there when relaxing in the dunes.

HotDog666
01-05-21, 11:39
Had been in the calle molino de viento in the early afternoon. At that time I saw about 10.15 girls. I decided for a black colombiana and paid 30 for frances natural..Could you please link to which one gave you the break negro? And how did you correspond with them, I don't speak Spanish.

69'er
01-06-21, 16:51
Could you please link to which one gave you the break negro? And how did you correspond with them, I don't speak Spanish.https://www.mileroticos.com/escorts/escorts-y-putas-de-calidad-sensualidad-682514866-salidas-24h/16335503/

Las Palmas, Calle Alfredo l Jones 14, segundo piso. We talked in spanish but she told me she could speak a little bit English.

Wanking
11-07-21, 22:32
Currently in Puerto Del Carmen. Last time I was here in 2018 there were some options.

My Lady Brothel -.

Located opposite the Las Costas Hotel, it is currently closed. I had a couple of good sessions in the past.

Centro Oliven. There used to be a small Red light district in this square down near the harbour of Puerto del Carmen. 4 brothels and a couple of Irish Bars, all closed at the moment except for one Irish bar, Nellys.

Club 17 Arrecife -.

Took a trip to Arrecife yesterday, and tried 17 club - 17 Calle Rivera Arrecife. It's a discrete house on residential street in the suburbs around 3 km from the harbour.

I arrived at 12 pm and the young madam answered me at the door and said the girls were still sleeping. Sje said return in a few hours. I went for lunch downtown and returned a few hours later.

3 girls in attendance, an 8 and 2 x 5's. I took the cute 8, a young Venezuelan. 70 euro for 30 minutes. 1 hour is 130..I took 30 min option..

Daty welcome, but covered bj.. Overall mediocre but she made me cum..

ShinyCrazy
11-25-21, 16:16
Here's what I've compiled from ISG and other sites:

Chica Directories:

https://canarias69.com/anuncios/chicas/tenerife

https://www.guiasexcanarias.com/1-Chicas/2-Tenerife.html

https://www.islasex.com/tenerife/

https://chicascanariashot.com/escorts-from/spain/tenerife/

https://www.slumi.com/escorts/santa-cruz-tenerife

https://www.mileroticos.com/escorts/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/

https://en.erosguia.com/escorts-tenerife

http://www.destacamos.com/localidad-Tenerife/listings.html

East Tenerife.

**Diabola, in Araya / Candelaria area.

15 girls open 24 hrs.

https://www.islasex.com/agencias/diábola-5/.

South Tenerife.

*Sugar Girls.

https://sugargirls.es/casa-de-citas-tenerife/

Possibly 150 Euro / HR?

**Hannah, 150 Euro / HR with DFK, CIM.

Mareverde Apartments, Adeje.

https://www.hanahmaria.com/blog-1

**Kundalini Massage in Adeje.

https://www.tantric-massage-tenerife.com

Prostate massage 100 Euro for 50 minutes.

**Carmen.

http://www.destacamos.com/123996-chicas-escorts-tenerife-672508092-contactos/details.html

**Khloe Bombon.

http://www.destacamos.com/145311-chicas-escorts-tenerife-642006778-contactos/details.html

Escort Eleven University students.

https://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/sur-de-tenerife-universitarias-546789307.htm

https://www.pasion.com/contactos/611361202.htm

Streetwalkers: On Calle de LOS Llanos de Troya, Arona by Playa de las Americas in South Tenerife you can find a large variety of streetwalkers along the sound side of the road as soon as it gets dark.

**Club Mystique swingers club.

https://mystique-tenerife.com/

50 Euro for single guys.

Open Wed-Sat nights 10 om-3 am.

Other Casas:

Varias Amigas.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/varias-amigas

Five Senses.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/la-casa-de-los-5-sentidos

Model Tenerife.

http://www.modeltenerife.com/portal/

Eden Massage.

https://edentenerife.com/

Thai Relax House.

https://thairelaxhouse.com

Latin Models.

https://www.xarenis.com/escort-tenerife/

Group casa in Las Americas.

https://www.pasion.com/contactos/610227188.htm

Group casa in Cristianos.

https://www.pasion.com/contactos/642039587.htm

Group Casa in Cristianos.

https://www.pasion.com/contactos/632611379.htm?pagina=2

Group casa in Americas.

https://www.pasion.com/contactos/610227188.htm

North Tenerife.

La Laguna area:

Little Hotel.

https://elhotelitotenerife.net

6 girls, Open after 5 pm.

https://www.islasex.com/agencias/el-hotelito-7/

https://www.imagenia.eu/en/brothel-in-tenerife-la-nuit-bar-club-escorts-in-tenerife-girls-for-sex-in-la-laguna-tenerife/

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/el-hotelito

La Mansion 128.

Camino San Bartolome de Geneto 128 (exact address).

4-5 girls, Open 24 hrs.

https://www.islasex.com/agencias/la-mansióand-128-8/.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/la-mansion-128

Casa Clara 4-5 girls.

https://www.islasex.com/agencias/casa-clara-1/

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/casa-clara

Latin Models 7 girls.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/latin-models

Numero 20. No girls on ad.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/numero-20-0

Group casa in La Laguna.

https://www.pasion.com/contactos/689664907.htm

Gautama Center.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/gautama-center

El Pecado.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/el-pecado

Casa Emily.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/casa-emily-laguna

Puerto de la Cruz area:

El Numero 15.

7 girls, open 24 hrs.

https://www.islasex.com/agencias/el-número-15-6/.

Santa Cruz City area:

La Perla.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/la-perla

Haus Latin.

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/hause-latin-hot-women

Shadana https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/shadana.

Asian casa - 4 girls.

https://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/somos-4-belleza-asiaticas-nueva-llegado-546834208.htm

Other Links:

https://www.serviciosx.com/en/escorts-putas-tenerife/

https://www.islasex.com

https://www.guiasexcanarias.com/1-Chicas/2-Tenerife.html

https://en.erosguia.com/escorts-tenerife

https://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-tenerife/

https://www.slumi.com/escorts/santa-cruz-tenerife

https://www.sexomercadospain.com/islas-canarias-f365.html

https://www.sexomercadospain.com/isla-de-tenerife-f409.html

http://www.destacamos.com/localidad-Tenerife/listings.html

https://m.mundosexanuncio.com/contactos-eroticos/algodiscreto

https://www.nuevoloquo.com/escorts/anuncios-contactos/putas/discreto/

https://tusamantes.es

https://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Tenerife

https://tenerifeguru.com/visitors-tourists/tenerife-nightlife-and-bars/

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/all

https://en.erosguia.com/escorts-tenerife

https://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-tenerife/

https://www.slumi.com/escorts/santa-cruz-tenerife

ShinyCrazy
11-25-21, 16:20
Has anyone tried Sugar Girls? Any idea what they are charging per hour?

ShinyCrazy
03-13-22, 00:14
Did my research and it seemed like Sugar Girls was the best option in southern Tenerife. Found a hotel within walking distance and expected to spend every evening at Sugar Girls in Costa Adeje. They have a great website (www.sugargirls.es) and have a great selection of reasonably young and attractive girls. Unfortunately, the service was miserable.

Pricing was 160 Euro per hour for in-house service. I communicated via WhatsApp and confirmed with the scheduler the services that I wanted (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and covered FS). They recommended a girl (Liz) who provided the services that I requested. When you look at my list, you start to wonder what sex worker would NOT provide these basic services, but whatever. Anyhow, as you might have guessed, she didn't provide ANY of these services. Only chaste kisses, only covered BJ, and no DATY. I was forced to argue with her and show her my WhatsApp conversation with her scheduler. She acted like this was all news to her and the scheduler never told her. She finally relented to begrudgingly offer those services, but by this time I was angry and not really able to enjoy the experience. Left without cumming. As I left, I told the scheduler and she acted surprised and said she definitely told the girl about my list of services. She told me this was unusual and apologized.

Foolishly, I tried again the next night. Different girl, same experience. Basically, a beautiful casa with beautiful girls who provide crap service. AVOID this waste of time and money! I hope the manager reads this review. I was planning daily visits for 2 weeks. Instead, they lost almost $2000 of my business because their girls are crap providers.

Next I tried an erotic massage place. There are tons of these along the south coast of Tenerife. Seem to be primarily Russian providers. I found one within walking distance of Sugar Girls called Eden (www.edentenetife.info). They offer a one hour erotic massage with prostate massage for 150 Euro. I tried 3 different girls (Sofia, Dahlia, and Katia) on 3 different occasions and all were quite good. Dahlia was in her late 20's. The others were late 30's / early 40's. That's usually older than I prefer, but the enthusiasm and overall sexual energy was excellent. They were all open to DATY, but I didn't push my luck asking for FS or BJ. Usually these types of providers don't allow that and it can ruin the vibe if you push too far (one exception for me was a place in Barcelona, which I reviewed on the Barcelona thread which stated up front that full service was included). I will say that the body on body rub was so involved that I wondered if penetration wasn't seconds away, and honestly, the possibility of accidentally exchanging fluids was high enough that I started thinking that I should have worn a condom. I'm not complaining. It was very erotic. Just a little concerned about STD risk when your bare cock is getting wet with her juices. Of the three, I would repeat soonest with Dahlia. Her technique was stellar and she was quite pretty (although I will say that it is very dark in these erotic massage places, so she might not stand up to the light of day).

Next I tried an independent. This was another mess worse than Sugar Girls. I couldn't find any independents within walking distance from the hotel in Playa Paraiso and I didn't want to bring a girl into my hotel. The girl I chose was very attractive and young and her pictures were accurate. The 20 minute drive from my hotel was nerve-wracking. Tiny streets with aggressive drivers. Parking is also a nightmare throughout the Playa del Americas area where many independents ply their wares. She was named "Merci" and her ad has already disappeared. After driving for a half hour, looking for parking for a half hour, then finally arriving to her apartment (where a friend was sleeping on the sofa in the middle of the day), she sat on the bed topless with a tiny g string looking very disinterested as I undressed. When I asked about showering, she told me the shower was broken. When I started to kiss her, she said "no kissing". I had already made it excruciatingly clear in my WhatsApp messages that this was a requirement, so I stood up, got dressed, and left. She had asked for 250 Euro for 90 minutes, which was pretty steep. I was fairly shocked that she was willing to let that kind of money slip from her fingers over something like DFK. She made exactly zero euros from me.

Just to be clear, I am a fastidiously clean person, both mouth and body. I am slim and often mistaken for a male celebrity, so the service level in Tenerife was not due to my slovenly appearance and filthy hygiene. It was just crap service, which appears to be the norm in Tenerife.

For what it's worth, the primary venues for independents on Tenerife are:

www.pasion.com

www.destacamos.com

It is very difficult to tease out independents since the casas tend to use the same websites and try to make their providers "look" like they are independent. I tried searching the girl's telephone number in the search box on the website. If there were 50 ads with 10 different girls using the same number, I knew she wasn't an independent.

The other major websites are:

https://www.guiasexcanarias.com/

(This is basically 95% filled with huge banner ads from girls working at Sugar Girls, so I expect the website is just owned by Sugar Girls).

https://www.islasex.com

https://www.canarias69.com

(These are mostly girls from casas, but not entirely, and helpfully, these sites have more details about specific services).

The next venue was the north. This time I tried "Casa Clara" in La Laguna. In general, I really like to find a hotel near my target casa. This means I can walk to appointments. The other casas near La Laguna, El Hotelito and La Mansion 128 (and these two seem to be owned by the same people) are not in a fun touristy area that you would want to stay in overnight. Laguna is considered the most beautiful town in Tenerife and is a pleasure to walk around the cobbled streets, hence I chose Casa Clara.

https://www.islasex.com/agencias/casa-clara-1/

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/agencias/tenerife/casa-clara

This casa is a classic lower budget "local" casa. Clearly not aimed at international tourists. It has very simple rooms and I was not offered a shower. (Unlike Sugar Girls or Eden Tenerife which have classy clean facilities and en suite showers). I used Google Translate and Whatapp to make the appointment. The pricing is: 15 minutes = 30 Euro, 30 minutes = 50 Euro, one hour = 100 Euro. I can't imagine having a decent experience in 15 minutes, but hey different strokes for different folks. Anyhow, I chose Melanie for one hour. She is very slim with small breasts and a few tattoos. I would guess early 20's in age. She said 22 years old, which sounds about right. This time I didn't discuss services since her ad says basically all services except Greek. The session included a very nice long session of DATY, kissing (but no tongue), BBBJ, prostate massage, covered FS. She was still going strong when the bell went off at one hour. Great value for money. Cute young girl, enthusiastic service. I can't speak Spanish and she couldn't speak English, but it didn't really matter. I repeated here with Mariana, and again found the quality of the girls (young and pretty) and the quality of the service overall very good value for money. You just need to be ready to have a slightly grungier experience. Use Google translate and have a sense of humor if you don't speak Spanish. They want your money and they know how to speak sex. If I were heading back to Tenerife, I would spend more time in the north, since the local market appears to keep the pricing under control and the service better. I would make Casa Clara my first stop, but I would also try El Hotelito and La Mansion 128. I would avoid the lower quality service in the south.

Werqweq
03-13-22, 18:48
Did my research and it seemed like Sugar Girls was the best option in southern Tenerife. Found a hotel within walking distance and expected to spend every evening at Sugar Girls in Costa Adeje. They have a great website (www.sugargirls.es) and have a great selection of reasonably young and attractive girls. Unfortunately, the service was miserable.

Pricing was 160 Euro per hour for in-house service. I communicated via WhatsApp and confirmed with the scheduler the services that I wanted (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and covered FS). They recommended a girl (Liz) who provided the services that I requested. When you look at my list, you start to wonder what sex worker would NOT provide these basic services, but whatever. Anyhow, as you might have guessed, she didn't provide ANY of these services. Only chaste kisses, only covered BJ, and no DATY. I was forced to argue with her and show her my WhatsApp conversation with her scheduler. She acted like this was all news to her and the scheduler never told her. She finally relented to begrudgingly offer those services, but by this time I was angry and not really able to enjoy the experience. Left without cumming. As I left, I told the scheduler and she acted surprised and said she definitely told the girl about my list of services. She told me this was unusual and apologized.

Foolishly, I tried again the next night. Different girl, same experience. Basically, a beautiful casa with beautiful girls who provide crap service. AVOID this waste of time and money! I hope the manager reads this review. I was planning daily visits for 2 weeks. Instead, they lost almost $2000 of my business because their girls are crap providers.
Sorry for your bad experiences, but an amusing report none the less, and interesting for anyone going to Tenerife.

Coincidentally I had the same experience myself today (though in Malaga), but even more bizarrely it was not at an house but with an independent, who after sending me her canned whatsapp message with services and prices, BBBJ included, seemed completely flabbergasted about the BBBJ I was expecting half an hour, insisting she did not do that. That is, unless paid for with extra money.

The whatsapp message not saying anything about the extra money for BBBJ, I was not in the mood to pay any extra and indicated as such. I could not understand most of her subsequent rambling, except she seemed to think her covered BJ would be really good or something, so since my first course of action had been the BBBJ, I told to cancel the session and refund me my money. Some more rambling I could not understand, so I just started to get dressed and repeated my refund request, at which point she relented.

I know the games some of the women here try to play though, so BBBJ is always the first thing I do (and most of the time, only thing). If other services have already been rendered, demanding a full refund is obviously a more difficult task, and as you say, it's mood killer too. Best do it first, and then I just request a full refund and leave if there's a problem. Normally a refund is no problem, though one idiot of a woman tried to demand she only give a partial refund since I had by then "seen" her no better than average tits, and sent some curse words in my direction on whatsapp after I had left.