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Hunt99
04-12-04, 21:18
Spent some outstanding quality time with Caprice of www.caprice-escorts.co.uk recently. Pricey (300 pounds an hour for starters), but high quality and provided all services with a smile including BBBJTCWS and A-levels.

Roulette
04-16-04, 16:46
It has been a while since a consolidated report was added, so here is the current situation in London:

Generally there are three types of professionals in London.

1. Escort Agencies

2. Phone Box girls

3. Street Walkers

1. The Escort agencies can be found by searching on line. Although they look different, many are under the same ownership. So be wary of any misbehavior. As usual, respect goes a long way.

You choose a girl on line and call and speak to the agency. Often they will want you telephone number and wish to call you back. If you are insistent and do not want to give your number, they usually accept this and you will have to call back whilst they check the girls availability.

The price can be anything from £150 - £300 an hour. Most of the girls are good professionals, not watching the clock and you will have a good time. About 70% will do BBBJ if asked. This has been the safest and most guaranteed method I have found in London.

If there are particular requests, I will post a dozen or so URL's to some Escort Sites I have used.

I will also post a specific report after this.

2. Phone Box Girls. Any pay phone in central London has these and they are changed every day or so. You call and get a description of the girl (who is hardly ever as pictured in the phone box Ad.). They give you the address which is usually a private flat with a maid. A variety of services offered most of which will be discussed on the phone first. Expect to pay £50-£100 per shot.

You could get a clock watcher or just a typically cold English girl. I would recommend going for the Eastern Europeans who are here in strength or the oriental girls.

3. Street Girls. Generally available in selected areas. Totenham, Commercial Road E1, parts of W2 by Sussex Gardens. Tend to be druggies. There are a few good oppertunities and generally BBBJ and FS could be had in your car for £30.

However, stay away unless you really know what you are doing and have an eye out for the Vice Squad (Police). You might get robbed and I would not want to guess how many STD's live within an average Street Girl. Beware.

Merlin Magician
04-17-04, 02:45
Roulette! Helloooo! What about the "Walk Up "girls? What about the parlours?

There are FIVE kinds of ladies in London and usually the Parlours and walk-ups are the cheapest way to go but quality is sometimes hit and miss. (Just like the agencies and the phone box girls--I won't even give the street girls a thought or comment. Never seen a street girl in London I would even consider fucking.)

nwtn20
04-17-04, 16:30
Hi there,

Any guys recommend a good place for massage and fun in the London area?

Can you tell me the price for the services?

Also, is there a place were they specialise in black girls! I am in serious need of some booty!

California Kid
04-19-04, 20:30
Hello Gentlemen,

I will be in London on business next month and I was hoping that some of you might share your knowledge and wisdom. Because the pound is so strong against the US dollar, I was hoping to keep my fun below 150 pounds. Is this possible? I have read through the forum and I have the locations of some establishments that offer a range of services for less than that. What about the walkups? I have no idea how these work or where to start. I have seen Soho mentioned, but any specific street? Is there another location like Soho that offers walkup service? Anything or place I should avoid? My accent gives me away as a foreigner so any tips that you can share so that I don’t get too horribly robbed would be appreciated. Oh I am staying in west London, but everything in London is just a tube ride away so location isn’t that big of an issue for me. Thanks in advance for the help.

Iceberg Slim
04-20-04, 06:31
California Kid,

Try Scandalbabes, check websites. The agency that specializes in East European girls. They charge 150 pound an hour. Mostly good looking girls.

London is very cosmopolitan, nobody cares where you come from.

Have a goo time

Opium
04-20-04, 18:05
Hi-a

At the risk of contravening the posting guidelines, I would like to draw your attention to the following link:

http://www.acemassage.net

which is a site dedicated to providers of adult services in the UK. It is by no means exhaustive for all of the massage parlours in the London area but it certaintly is a good resource for those looking for action.

I've used it many times, and like visiting any massage parlour, you can expect to experience the entire gamut of service from the foul to the fair to the fine. That being said, I've generally been fortunate in getting what I want.

The site does not explicitly endorse any parlour but rather is simply a resource for the purpose of conveniently seeing what is on offer in your local neighbourhood.

Pricing is set by the parlour so it will vary. However I usually pay in the neighbourhood of 60 squid for 1/2 hour, one shot service which includes massage, bj and sex. I've seen some that offer an hour service for 100 pounds but that is a territory which I've yet to tread.

In any event, I hope this helps.

bye-a

Murilloa
04-22-04, 06:26
California kid,

Your £150 willl buy one hour of a scandalbabe's time: good looking EE girls but attitude and quality variable.

or: two half-hour shots at Les Girls, Blore Court, off Berwick Street, for example Paige, tall blonde Brit on Thursday, followed by Lori, petite Latina on Friday. First class value at £60, always dependable, two of London's 'best-loved' girls. You'd have £30 left over for a quick fuck or a good meal.

or: £150 could be six basic £25 fucks in the walk ups of Soho. These are clean, safe and fun, (in spite of one or two squeamish reports on this board) but you'll need to put in some legwork shopping around as there are some real dogs on sale as well as goddesses. In the latter category are Amber at 70a Berwick St and Angie of 2 Peter Street. Remember you are under no obligation to stay until you find something you like.
Tell us how you decided to spend your budget, and report on the fucking.
Enjoy.
Mur

Cherrycoke
04-23-04, 21:15
Does anyone know of any parlours/action around Docklands or Canary Wharf?

I've bought the local Tower Hamlets paper but all the parlours seem to be in Essex.

Any info would be greatly appreciated!

Ps. I'm still seeing Sammi in Maida Vale, gotta be the best value shag in London! £40 for oral & FS with the 18yr old saucy little minx!

Cundum
04-27-04, 12:34
I followed up the recommendation for www.acemassage.net and chose Krystina - look under Surrey on the website for a picture and for her telephone number. Krystina is a well built girl - not fat but, for example, her bust size is 36DD. Some of the photographs are a bit unkind - expecially the one looking up her skirt from behind. She is half Czech-half Swedish - short blond hair and speaks good English. She has a discrete and very modern apartment in Sutton with its own parking space.

Prices are £70 for half an hour and £100 for the full hour. I chose the full hour. She does not do anal nor OWO but is happy to kiss and will receive OWO. I had taken a bottle of wine (red preferred) with me so we shared a glass or two before getting down to business. The kissing is unrestricted but she doesn't put a lot of heart into it. She was quite happy to show me exactly how and where to make her come and then finished me off cow-girl fashion (my choice) - it was bit mechanical but she's a very nice girl (ski instructer in Winter months in Czech Republic) and I have no complaints.

Viagrant
04-28-04, 04:36
California Kid,

I recommend Scandal Babes http://www.scandalbabes.co.uk/ , and I recommend A1-Asian Oriental Escorts http://www.a1-asian.co.uk/index.htm . I have had very good experiences with both agencies for less than 150 pounds per hour.

V.

LonelyRider
04-29-04, 10:10
Any girl/place to recommend within Shepherds Market area?

Merlin Magician
04-29-04, 15:51
Best way to tour Shepherd's Market is to walk east on Buckingham Road from Park lane and then go north on White Horse Lane and walk all around the little streets and look for all the little cardboard signs on the doors. Work your way north toward the Marble Arch area.

All of this is in the blocks east of the Park Lane area which borders Hyde Park on the east side. This section of Park Lane runs down Hyde Park from Marble Arch to Buckingham Road.

Bon appetit

LonelyRider
04-29-04, 16:00
Merlin Magician,

Thanks for the directions... what can it be found down there?

Cheers,

Lone Rider

Opium
04-29-04, 19:24
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Merlin Magician,

Thanks for the directions... what can it be found down there?

Cheers,

Lone Rider
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Not sure but if I had to guess, it would be walk ups, as 'little cardboard signs on the doors' would indicate.

Hey I got an idea, why not go there and find out and then come back and report your findings?

Sabor
04-29-04, 20:05
Guys,

Shepards Market is half a block from the Hilton Mew. Find directions to that hotel and from there walk down the small hill from there. Once you find the begining of it there are two walk ups there, the door will be open and above the small steps you'll see a poster ad. If you continue down the street, cross a street and pass the parked scooters you'll come up to a red Royal telephone. There's a walk up there too!

Be safe!

Jaas
04-29-04, 21:56
When these agencies like Scandalbabes say 150, do they mean 150 or are the girls going to want tips? In America, the girls seem to always hit us up more more money when they get to your place.

Thanks,

Jaas

Merlin Magician
04-30-04, 04:14
Lonely Rider:

All you have to do is read all the little signs and knock the doors. If you dont like what you see, then go on to the next door. This kind of "knocking shop" shopping is expected and the girls understand that part. So don't get all "pussy whipped" and think you have to take the first girl you see even if you dont like her looks or attitude.

I dont know of another city in the world besides maybe Sydney and Brisbane where you can go door to door for model shopping like in London.

TheKnight
04-30-04, 09:31
Jaas,

The price is exactly what it says. I've used Scandalbabes, and a few others and most have been great. Occasionally some girl will ask for extra for anal, and some may have the gall to ask for £10 for a taxi, but you certainly don't have to pay for the taxi, and "A levels" are your choice. Even then a girl charging extra for A is still rare, most include the service in the price, same with BBBJ and BBBJTC (CIM).

Check with the girl/agency which services she offers before you book.

TheKnight
04-30-04, 09:44
WARNING!

Beware Cosmobabes. Bait and switch.

Ordered a girl from there who looked stunning on the website.
She was not the girl who turned up.

She was also 20 minutes late. It was now after midnight and I could not get another girl at that time. I decided to stay with the "switch" as she was ok looking, and in fairness the service was just about ok too.

However when the next day I rang back to query why a 250/hour agency switches girls without warning I was told I would be rung back by the manager/owner.

Obviously the call was never made, so I rang back a few days later and was sworn at and had the phone slammed down.

I don't normally pay above 150, or 200 for a call out as there are plenty of great girls from Scandalbabes, Academygirls or Diva and others, but really thought this babe was so stunning I'd go the extra mile. I learned my lesson - pay more get treated like sh*t.

Avoid Cosmobabes like the clap.

Viagrant
05-04-04, 05:13
Jaas,


When these agencies like Scandalbabes say 150, do they mean 150 or are the girls going to want tips? In America, the girls seem to always hit us up more more money when they get to your place.

I have never been asked for a tip with Scandalbabes or A1-Asian. They are more like the better independents or higher class agencies in the US, where a tip is never expected.

V.

Cherrycoke
05-04-04, 20:50
I sometimes go to SoHo walk ups, not very often and its usually after sinking a few cocktails/beers in Alphabet on Beak St.

Anyway, Went to one this weekend and there was a youngish looking (19/20) girl from Estonia working, after sorting out the money the girl came back into the room and started asking about what family I had, where I was from etc - usually they whip their clothes off in a matter of seconds.

I could sense something wasn't quite right and asked if she was ok, then out it came - she had only been here a few days, lived in a cramped house with a number of other eastern European girls who were shipped to various brothels to work very long days and service a large number of men (I didn't ask but assume they are under the control of a pimp/gangster type).

As much as I wanted to help her out there is not really much I can do, the police have the odd raid but pretty much leave it alone. but it's raised a number of questions in my mind.

Most girls that are escorts or work in massage parlours choose the to do this line of work, some may like it others may not but at the end of the day its their choice and they can refuse to work/refuse to see a client etc.

However, clearly as some of the regulars to the SoHo scene know, that some of these girls are forced to work there to pay off "debts" for getting into the UK or other things. Now if this girl has pretty much no choice in the matter then that makes me feel pretty low, it never really hit home till this poor girl spilled her guts to me.

Just to clarify, by using the SoHo walk ups are we encouraging gangsters/pimps to exploit girls/women that do not want to sleep with 10+ men a day for very little/if any money?

Would be interested to hear your points of view.

By the way, I didn't do anything with her, we just talked for 10 minutes and I left, I told her to try get away or contact the police but she said that men would hurt her family back in Estonia.

Ramrod
05-05-04, 02:08
Maida Vale,

I think your sudden pangs of concience are misplaced. If you start querying every girl before you fuck, mongering as a hobby is not for you. Fuck and forget!!

Ramrod

Merlin Magician
05-05-04, 02:23
It has become quite clear the gangsters from the former eastern bloc countries are infesting Soho for some time now.

Last year, If any of you in London and the UK and the Western EU heard me on the ITN London radio shows about London and paid sex scene, you would know that I accosted the Chief of Police of the City of Westminster and Ken Asshole, Mayor of London about why the slavery and rip off crap is allowed to go on in Soho with impunity. I asked the chief why two of his regular Bobbies have wifeys who drive new Jags. I didn't know cops who work the Soho beats made that kind of cash on their city paychecks. I confronted them all that everybody was corrupt who had any sort of control in Soho. This is why the white slavery and the robberies and the rip off clubs abound and flourish there.

I still get pissed when I think about it. Legalization will stop some of the white slavery but it will never stop the corruption and the gangsters as long as the cops are on the bloody take.

Hizark21
05-05-04, 02:34
Merlin Magician

This one reason why I prefer street girls. If the girl is working the streets she has the option of quitting. In a house or brothel they can confine the girl and force her to have sex.

Cherrycoke
05-05-04, 17:11
Ramrod,

I've no qualms about most of the girls I see in parlours/escorts and I usually adher to the "Fuck and forget" notion but when I am under the impression that the girl underneath me is being forced to do this against her will then it does make me stop and think.

I'm sure some will see it as just another notch to the bedpost but if it was your daughter etc that had been kidnapped from her hometown or arrived under false pretences then I'm sure you would think different.

Anyway, I'll probably be getting pissed up this weekend in SoHo, have to see if I can stay away!

MV

Mensis
05-05-04, 22:26
Maida Vale,

I think your sudden pangs of concience are misplaced. If you start querying every girl before you fuck, mongering as a hobby is not for you. Fuck and forget!

RamrodWhat is wrong with you? You mean, so what if pimps from Eastern Europe are forcing girls into prostitution, we're just there to keep them in business? "Fuck and forget." Dazzling logic.

Mensis
05-05-04, 22:32
Plea for help people.

I know I've been asking a lot of questions and not giving any much back but I will post what I know up here when I can. For now any help's much appreciated.

I rang Agency Provocateur (or however it's spelt) twice today but no answer. I wanted to see their girl Paulina. I might try again on Friday.

Before I do, can anyone give me any advice on this girl or the agency (www.aprov.com)? From the website they come across very professional and I was going to go with them despite lack of reports. I've tried ********* for this girl. Anyone?

Thanks

Ramrod
05-07-04, 02:32
Well we mongerers lead a double standard. If we are so worried about girls in this profession then we should stay out of it. I do not think anybody would want their daughters in this profession, irrespective whether forced or not. Though I understand where Maida Vale is coming from, we can't become concience keepers on this account, besides you would not even know in most cases whether they are forced into it or not!, If we did not indulge in this hobby, the pimps would not force girls in the first place. It is an economic necessity that forces girls in to this profession in most cases).
This is the last I am going to comment on this subject, at least in this section!!

Merlin Magician
05-07-04, 04:19
Mensis:

Call Academy Girls and do away with all the quandry.

No worries, Mate.

Cherrycoke
05-10-04, 13:54
I decided to try out a couple of new places instead of my regular haunts in West London.

So the other day I packed some sandwiches, crisps and a couple of Cokes in my rucksack and headed off for an adventure in Essex (Julian, Dick, Anne, George, and Timmy the Dog all stayed at home). After a few tube rides, a hop on the DLR and a couple more tubes I ended up in Newbury Park and alighted. Got a local paper and called a couple of numbers and arranged to go to a local parlour.

Parlour is nameless and is on a parade of shops and opposite a school, once I'd been let through the locked iron security gate I was shown to a room and 2 girls came in. One was called Natasha (Singapore), can't remember the other ones name but she was from Chang Mai.

I choose Natasha and selected from the service list OWO/CIM for £60.00, from reading the list it seems OWO is standard and CBJ isn't an option. Anyway, Natasha was very small, bout 4'11 for a guess, pretty face, nice tits and about 19/20 years old.

Got a fantastic massage from her, even a nice head massage which was lovely. Flipped over and she got slurpping away for a lovely wet BJ. 10 minutes later she took the lot in her mouth with a smile and cleaned me up.

Excellent place, bit of a pain in the arse to get there but worth it in the end.

London Lad
05-11-04, 11:39
Has anyone tried any of the places up in North London around Green Lanes / Turnpike Lane / Wood Green? In particular, I've noticed a 'Thai Sauna' as you come out of Turnpike Lane tube - has anyone been there or knows of any other good places in the area?

Can't help notice in the newsagent windows several 'First Time Free' massage services offered - what's the lowdown on these? Anyone had any good times from the hand written postcards (no pictures = old and ugly??) that they could recommend?

London Lad.

I've just joined, looking forward to sharing some posts in the future :)

Murilloa
05-13-04, 19:10
Just to report that Lori was as gorgeous as ever at Blore House last Friday. I had some other girls over the same weekend but Lori remains the Thierry Henry of the London prrostitutes at a ridiculous price.

Cherrycoke
05-14-04, 07:04
CBGBConnisur,

I disagree, although London can be expensive at times, if you know where to look you can get some real bargains and quality girls.

You've posted a few of these type of posts in the London section saying London/UK is shit for prostitution but with no explanation to back it up??

Plus if you wake up one Sunday morning with a hard-on, its pretty difficult for us Londoners to nip over to Amsterdam or the German border to get our rocks off.

Anyway, just wondering why you think London is so bad?

Cheers

MV

Iceberg Slim
05-14-04, 07:18
I beg to differ. I take London over any US city. It has vast number of girls from many different nationalities. The best sex I had was in London. The price can be be high but you need to do the some homework. I am not for keen on the quick, rushed service in the RLD of Amsterdam. The Escort service was not of the same quality as in London.

Murilloa
05-15-04, 08:36
Yes, gentlemen, CGB connoisseur looks in on this corner of the board every now and then, emits a sneer or two at London, England, the British, English girls, and moves on. There are plenty of other boards out there where cocky Australians can vent their superiority/inferiority complexes. This board is for exchanging useful information about working girls.

So here goes: at Blore Court, NOT les girls but on the left before their entrance, one Angie, a very sexy very friendly blonde lingerie babe, will give twenty minutes fantasy for £40, one of the best bargains on the planet.

Even on a tight budget, London always offers Murilloa a delightful experience or two when he visits from his home base in Lisbon.

Will be back in June.

WooDog
05-15-04, 12:52
I will be in London in a couple of weeks and will be needing some company for the evening in my hotel room. Can anyone recomend any outcall providers that provide services such as BBBJ and BBFS?

Private Message will be fine!

Boofer
05-16-04, 17:21
did you check *********.com
I think Jackson allows for this site. Please give it a try and report back to us.

Cherrycoke
05-17-04, 19:28
Visited "Twice as Nice" this afternoon in Maida Vale, I've mentioned it a few times before its not far from the tube stop.

Saw Lolly who is a 20 year old size 8 Italian, she is very very pretty and has a body to die for, one of the best set of tits I've seen for a long time (34D Natural and very full and firm).

Paid £60 for the VIP Service which used to cost £50 till a month or so ago but its worth it.

The VIP Service is full massage, oral and sex. Lolly does not offer OWO or Anal but others in the parlour usually do.

She is a very chatty girl and great to get on woth, with it being such a hot sweaty afternoon it was also a hot sweaty fuck which was great.

Hunt99
05-18-04, 05:23
One thing I've noticed over the past two weeks is the arrival of new girls from Czech and Slovak, plus several Lithuanians in the agencies I patronize. Influx of new talent, thanks to EU expansion!

Time will tell if the arrival of new talent from our new partners will have a downward pressure on prices. My guess is that it will.

CBGBConnisur
05-20-04, 15:33
Muriolla, I'm British and spent almost all my youth in Britain.

Opium
05-20-04, 19:11
Mr. Connisur, (if that's really you're name, unlike mine)
How do you respond to the rest of the accusations? Its kinda like someone called you a sneering, cocky Australian, to which your only defense is that you're British. So I suppose you concur with the rest.

In any event, if you happen to be in the Kingston area, I am reluctant to recommend Cindy at Tomcat's.

http://www.acemassage.net/tomcats/cindy/index.html

I say 'reluctant' as I wanted to keep this secret for myself. But 'tis not the spirit of the archive, give and take I suppose.

I received an excellent servicing from her which made me break the cardinal rule of never visiting a working girl for an encore performance. Every time I've seen her she indicates that I'm her first of the day and I never visited prior to 4. So if you are in the area, make your donation of cash and sperm to help this willing lady out.

peace.

Mensis
05-20-04, 21:22
I saw a girl in the flat opposite Blore House tonight.

I don't really know whether to recommend her or not. This is my fault because I got bladdered and could barely see her, which doesn't make for a great punt to be honest. I do know she was black, young, I think, and plumpish.

£25 for oral and sex. Sex was £20.

She went at it quite quick, but I'm sure she would've slowed it down if I asked. I ended up with a semi all the way through and no climax. :o

But you might give it a go.

No idea what her name was.

Hunt99
05-20-04, 21:54
http://www.agencycaprice.com/cgi-bin/gallery/index.cgi?a=d&id=47&g=1&p=0

Claudia is one of the new Czech girls I was talking about in my last post. Excellent oral skills! Will be back in two weeks and will have a few more field reports to make.

CBGBConnisur
05-20-04, 22:28
I wasn't bashing Britain, its an excellent country and anyone who is British should be proud of who they are, its just that when it comes to hobbying London is very expensive. Manchester is a better alternative. London is a great city but you need to be extremely wealthy to enjoy high quality pay for play, in this way its like New York, where quality adult entertainment will cost you a minimum of $500US per hour. I have brought my girlfriend to London on holidays for touring but when I want to go punting I will go elsewhere.

Cherrycoke
05-21-04, 01:42
All this talk about London being expensive is kind of true, however - If you know where to look you can get some real bargains!

Yesterday I ventured down to Newbury Park which is 30 mins down the central line and visited a local parlour, for a grand total of £80 I got 1 hour with a real cute Thai girl with 34D tits.

This included OWOCIM and FS (come twice!) - this is pretty much the same as Manchester prices if not better!

Yeah I admit it does cost a bomb to live here but bargains are there if you look hard enough.

ps. Totally off topic and I apologise for this but if anyone ever fancies joining a regular game of Poker (Hold'Em - Lowish Stakes) give me a PM as we are looking for more players.

Maida Vale.

Blinded
05-21-04, 02:51
Going to London for a couple of days in June. Can someone recommend a good place with Asian girls?

El Mujerista
05-23-04, 19:20
Blinded,

As far as agencies go, from experience I'd suggest you give these a shot:

www.a1-asian.co.uk. No specific recommendations as my favourite is no longer there, but they've got a good rep and IME quality service.

www.oriental-angels.com. I recommend Mona, but there are a lot of good reviews of otherw with this agency on *********.

www.asian-escorts-london.com. Like A1, my favourites have moved on, but I've had good times with this group and Mike (who runs the place) will be upfront if you tell him what you're looking for.

BBBJ and CIM are not hard to find at any of these, but if you have any specific expectations you'd best clarify these with the agency when booking.

Happy Hunting,

EM

El Mujerista
05-23-04, 19:35
I just finished a triple play at Scandalbabes, in which things started great and just got better.

Day 1 -- Amanda. Polish brunette, a bit taller than I'd expected but that was partly due to the heels she was wearing when she answered the door at her lovely flat west of Paddington. Did a "dance" which consisisted of taking off her top and torn jeans (no panties). Shaved but for a well-trimmed narrow landing strip. Fantastic BBBJ oral technique, enthusiastic deep throat. Once covered, we went at it every which way: CG, RCG, standing against the wall, standing with her bent over with palms on the floor, doggie on the floor, mish on the floor.

Finally, I sat on the bed while she knelt between my legs and gave me more deep throat. I hadn't had game for a few days so I delivered a big load straight into her mouth. She spat this out on me as I continued to spew into her face. She said "I don't swallow -- you should have told me." I thought when I'd said "suck me off" my intentions were clear, but maybe this is an Americanism that doesn't translate everywhere. Nevertheless, she was more surprised than offended, and things continued glowingly.

She gave me a brief massage and shortly afterwards began round two. It was too quick for me to recharge, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy her BBBJ the second time around. All the Polish girls I've been with have had this endearing post-coital habit of putting their tops back on whilst remaining bottomless. She lay on the bed like this as I dressed, since my hour was up. As I prepared to leave, I leaned down to kiss her pussy goodbye. She pulled my head into her and essentially forced me (yeah, it was hell) to lick her pussy for the next 10 minutes until she went wild as I rang her bells. Wow.

Day 2 -- Pam. A sweet Russian "blonde from a bottle," as a review on ********* read, but as Daisy Fuentes said in the Miller commercial, "Like guys care." Very clean basement flat near Earl's Court exhibition center, romantically lit with candles. Met me in a purple top and skirt, undressed me and herself (down to her panties) with GFE kisses the entire time. Extremely oral, must have had me in her mouth more than half the time. Not really deep, but nice in any case.

She sucked me for a long time (BBBJ, which IME seems to be a Scandals standard) while I was on my back. Then I flipped her over, gave her a quick "Russian" and popped into her mouth again as I fingered her through her panties. Then I pulled the panties aside and fingered her with fervor, which she seemed to enjoy immensly. After she continued to suck me like this, I finally took the panties off and ate her shaved snatch until she screamed.

She got on top, then we switched doggie, then mish. She has a great body with a fantastic overall tan which cannot by any means be natural in London -- but, like the hair, who gives a shit? The effect is tremendous. I lay back while she slipped off the cover and sucked until I delivered a full load into her mouth. Afterwards, she stayed close and snuggled the whole time. Very pleasant experience.

Day 3. Jasmine. Petite Kazakh girl. Smallish tits -- just my type -- with a fit body and shaved labia with trimmed but full-size bush above. Nice, fucking nice. I had her outcall my hotel room near Victoria Station; she showed up in a sexy semi-sheer top and medium-length skirt. I had seen her at her flat in Earl's Court in January, when the overall experience was satisfying though she seemed a bit tired and her moods swung from hot to cold during our session.

I had decided to give her a second chance, and boy, did it pay off. This time it was nothing but white-hot sexual heat with a GFE attitude of "I missed you, it's great to see you again, I'm going to fuck your brains out." I'll spare the rest of the details since I've already gone on here at length, but suffice it to say it was quite the memorable experience and the crowning glory of this stay in London.

I hadn't planned the trip with the aim of sticking specifically with Scandals, that's just the way things worked out. I'd actually had a few Asians and girls from other agencies on the top of my to-do list, but they either weren't available or I was advised by the agency my lady of choice wasn't quite my taste. This is one thing the agencies I've worked with Asian Escorts London, Oriental Angels, A1 Asian, and Academy in addition to this one) have been honest and upfront about.

London (at least the way I prefer to do it) isn't cheap, but I have yet to find anywhere in the world that matches the overall beauty, quality, variety and enthusiasm of the providers. So many women, so little time.

Happy Hunting,

EM

Hott4Play
05-25-04, 17:37
Hi guys,

I will be visiting London for the first time in July'04 for about 6 weeks. I will be staying near the Holborn tube station.

I would like to know the best way to have a real GF experience.

I am willing to spend whatever it takes {company expense account ;-)}

Antony38
05-25-04, 21:47
Hi Em,

Nice report, I think the UK somtimes gets an unfair rep.

I've travelled all over, and yes it can be expensive, but you can get fantastic quality.
personally, although on occasion I've used high end escorts, including scandal's.
I've also shopped right through the range, from street*****s upwards and found that some parts of the UK give as competitive a service as anywhere in the world.
Although this is if your using the hooker for her intended purpose.

i.e. sex.

I think sometimes some sad pathethic mongerers, come looking for the kind of FAKE GFE you might get in brazil or cuba or similar third world countries.

So are consequently dissapointed. they should just GROW UP and realise what a ***** is for.

Cheers,

A

Blinded
05-28-04, 00:23
El Mujerista,

Thanks, I will definitely check those out and report back. Nice report, BTW.

Murilloa
05-28-04, 17:44
I hope this kind of activity is not against the forum's rules, if so, someone tell me so and I will behave properly in future. But has anyone on this board tried the London party scene?

Browsing the net absent-mindedly for entertainment on a one-off trip to London, I came across Gentleman’s Relish, and noted the number. Unsure if it would be my scene, didn’t ring until midday Thursday. Friendly Bob confirmed a vacancy, and at 1.45 I was nervously waiting in a pub near the venue. We were escorted to a spotless terraced house in Victoria, twelve or thirteen of us gathered in the kitchen, had an introductory drink, met Claudia, Summer (already topless) and Sky in her red domination boots: then upstairs for the start. Soon Paula joined us, Lorna appeared later (see below)

The action began so quickly! I was still folding my clothes when the first guy unloaded into Summer’s mouth. I was surprised that he came so soon, for I’d planned to save the first orgasm until as late as possible, being concerned about eventually running out of steam. Needn’t have worried – and getting off a quick first shot is clearly ‘the done thing’, because Summer just sat on the edge of the bed, milking multiple cocks, each time delicately disposing of the sperm with a wet wipe, thanking and congratulating the spunker, and moving on to another. I sampled her mouth but did not come, because I saw over her shoulder that another guy had just finished fucking Claudia. Hastily donning a condom, I followed him, realising that this was a seriously beautiful young lady with a lovely, lively tight pussy. Still didn’t cum, switched over to fucking Summer who in spite of the wet wipes had sperm on her lips, then withdrew, slipped off the condom, plunged into her mouth and after a few seconds of her expert sucking I launched a hot jet of spunk down her throat. All this had happened in the first fifteen minutes!

The ladies: Summer is a stacked blonde, ragingly ‘up for it’, full of clever, witty, absolutely uninhibited commentary about the action, constantly encouraging the guys to further exploits with herself and the others: the soul of the party. Claudia is an extravagantly beautiful slim blonde with gorgeous eyes, a real princess. Tall blonde Sky in those boots towered over us all, at first, but then got horizontal for cock after cock. Paula is a voluptuous Brazilian with fine oral technique accompanied with scorching eye contact. It was she I fucked next, then a voyeur break, and I returned to gorgeous Claudia, joining the waiting list, for there were three guys lined up for her by now, I regained energy in a delightful way by stroking and kissing her lovely legs and feet while others fucked her: and while one guy fired a massive wad over her mouth and chin. Finally it was my turn, and a wonderful fuck ensued, with a smashing climax… three orgasms in one hour, and the party not half way over.

Around this time, Lorna arrived after a train delay. This seemed to give everyone a ‘second wind’. Lorna barely had time to undress, before becoming the star of an intense gangbang. The tiny upper bedroom heaved with cocks as they queued for Lorna’s mouth and ****. I took a share, did not cum, and then went downstairs for some necessary refreshment. When I came back up, the pace had slowed a little. Summer was at the foot of the bed, tonguing Lorna’s shaven pussy, while several guys kneeling round, took turns in her mouth. Lorna was mounting towards her orgasm when one guy spurted all over her tits. This started everyone off, and as she came, several of us, myself included, sprayed her fine body. A fabulous sight, as she sat up, shaking with pleasure, her body flushed with orgasmic ecstasy and glistening with its drenching of sweat and sperm. Unforgettable.

I then enjoyed another spell of voyeurism: there is something so sexy about watching a 19 year old with fashion model looks, like Claudia, being cocked by an ugly tubby fifty something, like me. But I should stress that the tone of the afternoon was one of total mutual respect. The guys were scrupulously polite and friendly and encouraging to each other, and tender to the ladies, who seemed to revel in the enormous pleasure their powerful sexuality was giving, and who contributed to an afternoon of great good humour as well as sex.

At the end, I enjoyed conversation with beautiful Claudia about her forthcoming website – one to look out for – then slipped upstairs for a last orgasm inside the indefatigable Lorna. Paid my £120 as I left, thinking what a bargain. This week, I’ve found it hard to get to sleep, as images pour into the mind: of Paula with her legs round my neck, of holding Summer’s tits from behind while she sucked a big’un, of Summer dribbling sperm over Sky’s boobs, of Lorna being slammed from the rear while her mouth closed over my cock… and most of all, of the divine Claudia.
Thanks to everyone, sorry to have gone on a bit, can’t wait for my next chance.

Merlin Magician
05-29-04, 01:32
Wow! Murriloa!

Kinda makes the shitholes in Soho seem far off and sewer-like, eh?

Murilloa
05-29-04, 09:24
Yes, Merlin. Staggering away from this adventure, scarcely able to lift a pint glass to his lips at 6.30 Thursday, Murilloa assumed he would not be able to perform for a week.

But the following day, after a long session of work, he remembered (how would he forget?) that it was Lori's day at Les Girls. Rang for an appointment at 6pm, got in for an hour later.

Lori, on great form, asked as ever "What have you been doing since I saw you last?", Muri decided not to confess to the previous day's party, why, the poor girl might start thinking he's a sex addict or something. Half an hour in heaven. Lori made Mur feel that, far from having shagged himself senseless the day before, he hadn't had sex for a week. Gorgeous Lori.

Leaving the safe and fragant haven of Les Girls for the squalor of Berwick Street was, yes, as Merlin says, the shithole-and-sewer experience, such a contrast to the smart terrace in Victoria and to the svelte olive-skinned chocolate-eyed goddess Lori, already receiving the next lucky guy in her love nest at Blore Court. But of such delicious contrasts life is made.

And yes, Saturday saw Muri genuinely and finally exhausted: he considered the possibility of a Scandalbabe for a few seconds, realised that neither the energy level nor the wallet were going to be sufficient, walked the streets and watched cricket on TV instead.

Glorious London, you are an expensive old whoor and you do have your 'sewers and shitholes' but for me your fascinations will never wear away.

And to get back down to earth with some hard information:

There is another Gentlemen's relish party in Victoria on June 10th, see their site at http://www.gentlemensrelish.org.uk/ - the pictures, at least of the five girls partying on May 20th, are entirely accurate.

Muri will be doing his damnedest to be there.

Merlin Magician
05-29-04, 15:40
Ahhhh yes!

Glorious London! Your charms will live within my heart evermore!

Glorious London! whoor to the world, whoor to me, forever!

Glorious London! You treat me, and I go away all astagger!

Hulk
06-02-04, 14:19
What type of service is "Cappuccino"? I've seen this service mentioned in a couple massage parlor websites and have no idea what it means.

P.S. I'm sorry about the double post. I had posted this same question in the Manchester forum over a month ago and received no replies.

Domino
06-02-04, 14:29
Hulk,

Cappucino refers to cocoa powder they put in the massage oil and the oil jacks up the price (I wonder is the Iraq business causing jack off prices to rise?). I find cappucinos also go do well with pizzas but that's me. Funny but many of my favourite pizza ingredients are also included in massage oil, facial cleaning etc.

Domino, peace, prostitutes and pizzas!

Death Warrior
06-02-04, 19:22
Hulk,

This normally means a facial. Also, some sites are advertising "Reverse Anal" which is rimming.

Merlin Magician
06-03-04, 15:37
OOOOHHH!! A Hand Job with cocoa laden oil! That's a new one...

A chocolate Jizz shake, if you will.

Travel Guy
06-04-04, 14:51
This is not a monger question, I'm a travel agent in US and I have a High maintenace client that will be arriving London Heahtrow and need to stay over night near the airport. The hotel needs to be a 4 star . I would like it close by, he will be flying out the next morning. The room should be able to house three , he is with is wife and daughter. I hope that someone can give me a name.

Thanks

Murilloa
06-04-04, 20:28
TravelGuy:

Crowne Plaza Hotel London-Heathrow

http://www.milesfaster.co.uk/london-hotels/crowne-plaza-heathrow.htm

Stayed here myself just under a year ago, efficient, comfortable and very close to the airport with a good shuttle service. They also allowed a Malaysian escort to make her way into my room without blinking an eyelid, but I guess your client won't be up for that with wifey and the little one around...

hope this helps
Mur

Teacup
06-05-04, 04:50
Heathrow,

If you are using T4 (British Airways Intercon, QANTAS, KLM and a few others) the Hilton is about your only choice, and it's pretty good.

Using T1, T2 or T3, the Marriott and previously mentioned CP are fine. I think the Renaissance is a dump, but others like it. Be aware that the shuttle bus charges about $5 a head for the five minute trip, and cabs will not be happy if you ask to go there.

Iceberg Slim
06-05-04, 06:37
Another possibility is the Marriott hotel near Heathrow (10 minutes from terminal 3). I stayed there myself 2 months ago. It has friendly staff, good facilities swimming pool, jaccuzi.

A shuttle bus take you to the hotel for a small fee (6 pounds) with stops just outside the terminal.

Hott4Play
06-06-04, 05:41
Visiting London for a couple of days in July. Can someone recommend a good place with Indian / Paki girls?

HotTraveler
06-06-04, 18:44
Hello,

I live in Spain and there are really very cheaps airtickets from
my country for London.I don´t want to loose this opportunity.
I wish to know this city and I´m looking for information about
the best nightclubs,discos,streets... where is possible to find
hot girls (*****s) from any nationality (I also love black girls).

Thanks you for the information.

My e-mail is:

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Art68
06-07-04, 02:56
To Hott4Play: don't know where you're coming from but one piece of advice: when you're looking in London, do NOT ever use the expression Paki to an Indian/Pakistani girl - in fact, to ANY Indian or Pakistani, or even in conversation with white people unless you know them really well, and even then, depending on their views, it would be unadvisable. It would be equivalent an insult as going around and asking for a "n****r" girl.

Tenchi
06-07-04, 13:07
HotTraveler,

The best girls, most beautiful are at aprov.com. The hottest one being Natalia, but be warned as good looking as they are, you do not get a GFE most of the time. Take Natalia, she will only let you come once in the hour, and as you can imagine she was so hot I lost after 5mins!

The best girls are here in the UK, but for a real experience I think western europe is best

Cherrycoke
06-07-04, 18:00
Hot Traveler,

Although you can get cheap flights over here, you won't find it cheap staying or partying here.

Scores of good nightclubs but you will need plenty of cash for the best. Everyone has their own opinions on the best places, so some people are bound to think mine are crap!.

1st off, Don't bother with street girls, they are all crack addled skags and your bound to get either busted or mugged - the LE just busted about 30 people at Kings Cross recently including City Bankers/An 80's Pop Star and other high profile people.

Also DO NOT go into any of the rip off joints in SoHo, I'm sure if you read back the board a bit you will learn about these.

Nightclubs, my favs are Opium and Attica (SoHo) both have a strict door policy and are sometimes difficult to gain entry to but I think they are great.

One place if you wanna go to a disco and pull some chicks is called The Minories which is in Tower Hill (near Tower Bridge), Friday nights all the girls from Essex seem to end up there and there is a Disco room at the back which plays chart music and fills up with pretty ladies. I've been there a number of times and always had good luck, champagne is only £25 for a bottle of Moet and if you buy a bottle or two the girls pester you for a glass - great way to break the ice etc.

Working girls wise your spoilt for choice, previous entries on this board will give you plenty to go on. Otherwise do a google search for "Black Escorts London" and browse the sites, although some can be £150 and hour up.

Finally, If you find yourself near Oxford St and need something to eat, check out Patara which is a great Thai restaurant.

Enjoy

Maida Vale.

Murilloa
06-08-04, 17:19
Great news for Muri his witless boss has sent him to London ahead of schedule and he will be able to fit in another gentleman's relish party. See reports below. Thursday 1330 to 1730 and 1900 to 2300, forty-eight hours to go and I can hardly contain the rising... excitement. Best £120-worth in town, and no one who has attended one of these amiable orgies can ever again complain about the London mongering scene. If you are in town phone to book. it's dead easy the location is two minutes' walk from Victoria station, the phone number is on their web site: http://www.gentlemensrelish.org.uk and Mur will buy a drink for anyone who guesses who he is.

Gladiator
06-08-04, 23:33
Maida Vale,

What's the approximate age range of the clientele in those night clubs you mentioned in your post (Opium, Attica and The Minories)?

Thanks,

Cherrycoke
06-09-04, 07:37
Gladiator,

In Opium and Attica the range goes from about 18-28, I usually see a lot of the same people there each week and some of the girls there are stunning.

Some weeks at Opium they have "Model Shows" where models parade around the club to music showing off outfits of some designer. Those nights are amazing as there are 20-30 young models floating around the place.

Attica again you get a young and trendy crowd, drinks there are way above average prices, especially if you want to sit down (£160 for a bottle of Vodka), but the girls are just so cute there.

At the Minories the age range goes from about 18-23, its a typical cheesy disco, cheap drinks but I always have fun (I'm 25 by the way).
To be honest they are all dressed like tarts and typical Essex girls which in my view is great! can't beat pulling a dirty Essex slapper!

On a seperate note - I was bored last night so I ordered in Irene from Scandals - http://www.scandalbabes.co.uk/irene.php.

Spent a nice half hour getting a sloppy BBJCIM and then a hot sweaty shag for the remaining half hour (was dam hot last night!). Great girl, sweet as sugar, cost me £200 for the hour.

Craven Morehead
06-12-04, 15:17
Fellow Mongers - I may be in London next week. Where's the best place to drive to pick up street action? Anywhere near Heathrow?

CM

Cherrycoke
06-12-04, 15:46
Craven Morehead,

I don't know of any Street action near Heathrow, but I know a couple of places once you get into London.

If you look on the main road (Commercial Street) next to Old Spitalfields Market which is not far from Liverpool Street station you should find some action anytime from 8pm onwards.

Kings Cross has a well known RLD but I'd give a warning that by picking up street girls you have a very good chance of the following happening:

1) Arrested by the police (recent arrests in Kings Cross)
2) Robbed & assaulted by the girls pimp
3) Pickpocketed

Also, its pretty much 100% certain that a good majority are users of hard drugs and have a good few STD's.

But each to their own, if you don't fancy the danger of a street girl you can get a quickie at a SoHo walk-up for about £20 ($35), or try buying a local paper in Heathrow and there is bound to be a page with massage parlours advertised nearby.

Enjoy your trip!

Maida Vale.

Murilloa
06-12-04, 16:30
craven morehead:

read a little in this board and you will see that sw action in lovely london is impossibly disgusting and in any case far, far from heathrow.

either: install yourself in a close-to-heathrow hotel and call one of the agencies - scandalbabes is probably the best but quality is variable. outcall £200, more details from:

http://www.scandalbabes.co.uk/index.htm

or: take the heathrow express to paddington and the tube thence to piccadilly circus (15min + 10 min., £13 + £3) or the tube all the way to piccadilly (50min, £5), and check out the soho scene.

do not go into any clubs, strip/peep shows, they are the most notorious rip-off joints in the western world. instead, shop round the walk-ups - entrances with little signs saying 'model', until you find what you want. shopping around thus, you should be able to relieve yourself quickly and efficiently for £25.

for a reliably good half-an-hour unhurried massage, covered bj and fuck, £60, try les girls at blore court, off berwick street, soho, just two minutes' walk from piccadilly or leicester square tube starions. the website has a map:

http://www.lesgirls.co.uk/lghome.htm

if you are really pressed for time, these will be options which will get you nicely laid before heading back to heathrow and that flight to bangkok or buenos aires.
happy fucking,
mur

Jack The Lad
06-13-04, 12:44
I'd like to ask if anyone here know any Japanese escorts? If not then a submissive escort would be nice. Preferably in the Central London area who offers OWO, Swallow, Anal. Although, the services aren't that important.

Thanks

Gatsby67
06-13-04, 14:07
Twice as Nice, Elgin Avenue. Tube: Maida Vale

I stopped in here on Saturday, and because most males were busy watching the football, it was empty. The ladies said it was a slow day. I'm glad I'm not a football fan--I hope to have London's parlours to myself over the EURO Cup games.

Anyway, GBP 90 bought me a nice massage from a slightly overweight Ukrainian girl (who as is par for this place, pretends to be from somewhere else--in this case, Sweden) followed by an excellent slow session of OWO including CIM. She paid a lot of attention to licking and stroking my balls and that all so sensitive spot between my balls and butthole. Great eye contact too. The other girl on duty on Saturday was very attractive but did not offer OWO.

The telephone number is: 0207 2661773

The photos on the webpage are mostly out of date, but there is an absolute stunner here on Wednesdays. Wish I lived closer.

http://www.twicemass.com/TWICEPAGE1.html

Raznazu
06-15-04, 07:20
Gatsby67,

Thanks for your report. I tried the link for the website to twice as nice, but it didn't seem to work. Could you please re-check. Thanks a ton, mate.

Travinguy
06-15-04, 19:37
I'm a regular visitor to London and I've always had good luck at the walk ups. They are a little intimidating at first and I was in London many times before I worked up the courage to give them a try.

Having been to Amsterdam many times I was used to getting an advance look before you buy. But in terms of VFM and quality of service if you want a good quickie then London has it all over AMS.

The girls are from average to great and most have a price list to choose from. French and sex is always in the 25-30 range plus 2 for the tip which is a little cheaper than AMS. I find the girls always want to make sure you finish and have never had one ask me if I was done on the 3rd stroke... a frequent occurance in AMS!

A few pointers as other posters said at all costs stay out of the clubs, you would be better off and safer just throwing your money on the streets. Also give the people pandering on the street a wide berth. All they are going to do is take you to one of the walk ups and want 5 or 10 for the help. They add no value and I think they might be a little dangerous.

Don't be afraid to clim the stairs and check out the girls. The maid will usually greet you. Don't be afraid to say no thanks if the girl isn't to you liking. I also tend not to wait if the girl is busy. The maid wants to keep you there to keep her girl busy and will always tell you she will only be a minute even if the guy ahead of you has just started. But I don't like the idea of waiting 10 or 15 minutes only to find out the girl isn't what you are looking for.

In general the girls are plesant and don't rush you. The down side is you may have to climb a lot of stairs to find someone you like

Mind Snatcher
06-17-04, 21:08
London is not the best or cheapest place for quality experiences at an affordable price. However, I recently had an excellent experience there which I am happy to share with the discerning punters who visit this site.

I booked an hour with a girl featured on the website of a relatively new agency called www.londonescorts.ws. Go to this website and you will find on the right-hand side a couple of thumbnails, including Daniella, Michelle, and Cindy. They all look like top-quality magazine models, and I was just a bit apprehensive, as I have been duped before, either by people who didn’t look anything like their photos, or by money-grubbers who although attractive to look at, provided a lousy, rushed, or severely restricted service.

Although I knew nothing about this agency (other than that it employs attractive-looking eastern Europeans) I decided to be adventurous on this occasion and booked an hour with Michelle. I was not disappointed. She currently works out of an immaculate flat one minute’s walk from Ladbroke Grove Station and looks every bit as good as on the photos. She is also extremely friendly. We had fun for a full hour; I was offered several ice-cold drinks and enjoyed outstanding sex in various positions with this stunningly beautiful and genuinely kind and responsive girl. The charge was 150 pounds, which is not at all expensive for London. I got the impression that Michelle doesn’t like rough behaviour, and her English is still rather limited, but her extraordinary good looks and wonderfully supple, athletic body make this girl one of my top experiences ever, and probably the best I have ever had in London.

Skeetm
06-19-04, 23:59
Good day fellows,
Traveling to Heathrow with a 4hour layover. Looking for some fun :) any recommendations??? Parlours, Independents, or agencies??? How are the cabs over there?? If I walk out of the airport and ask the cabbie for the closest fun house, will that work??? Please help??? Also I noticed that some agencies charge 20 pounds for Heathrow airport, what’s that??? Thanks for the advice and help
Skeet

Merlin Magician
06-20-04, 03:20
Skeet,

4 hours is not enough time to go out of LHR and find someplace to get laid and then try to get back through security to your gate.

Counting from the time you hit customs and immigration (I'm assuming you are fying in from the US) to finding trasnportation you mau be short on time to go off the airport premises.

It may take over 2 hours to get back to your departure gate given that you will have to go back through security at LHR.

I would suggest you try to set up a much longer layover and follow with stuff from this board.

Been there done that already.

Shagger Dude
06-20-04, 20:48
Hello guys,

I went to London and tried one of those asian escorts, I recall Asian Angels or a-1 asian escorts. First I had this girl called Natasja, very nice girl, about 5 foot 1". Face about 6 and body 6. But this is the sweetest girl I have ever met. I went to her apartment and paid 150 pounds and tipped her 25 pounds. I didnt care I was drunk. I just whanted to have a good time. She took me into the bedromm and got me undressed and we took shower to gether. She washed all my body and started to suck my dick. It was very good very smooth and very delicate. She then laid me on the bed and started kissing my all body. She sucked my dick and my balls, oh my god what an oral skills. These asian women know how to please a men. Then to my suprise she started to lick my ass. She licked my ass and balls and then my dick again, and it was all bbbj. She finally put an condom on me and I finished doggy style. It was fantastic. She cried for me to come back to morrow but I told her I was going back home tomorow and left. Very sweet girl.

An hour later I was horny again so I called the same agency and got I girl name Apple. She was more beautiful but was not as nearly as nice. It was just a regular fuck nothing else. If I'm going to London again I will defently go back and see Natasja.

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Jimmy Red Cab
06-20-04, 22:44
Skeet,

Forget it mate, 4 hours is not going to be enough time. The £20 for Heathrow Airport would be a surcharge because it is a fair distance from Central London.

Groy74
06-21-04, 14:11
Skeetm,

I had this nice experience in London, I think you can get laid by the use of an agency service, once you get out of Heathrow , all you have to do is to make a simple call to an agency and they’ll give you an address to enjoy your time.

Here are the 2 agency that I used www.maxesangels.com , I met a girl called alaysa, she is a first class girl, you can check her in the website. Also there is another cheaper agency www.1stomegaescorts.com .
Have fun and enjoy.

Rafsh

Antony38
06-21-04, 18:40
Hi skeetm,

I recon you might make it, if you check out this place, It's call "Laceys of Osterly" about 2 miles from the airport. Uses all English girls rather than the wooden eastern europeans. Also the girls do BBBJ, CIM & Anal if you wish. At very reasonable rates by UK standards. A combination of all of the above will cost £90-100.

rRegular sex about £50.

Tel 0208 847 6028.

Get a black cab (they don't usually like doing local jobs) and get him to wait for you, and bring you back. So it's worth his while.

I travel out of Heathrow a lot and the security while tight, is very efficient in terms of getting you through.

Good Luck

Antony38

Hott4Play
06-25-04, 07:57
First Visit to UK - SEEKING GUIDANCE.

I will be in London for about 3 weeks during July'04, staying at Great Dover Street, near Borough underground station. Seeking guidance for some local action.

HP

Jasss
06-26-04, 13:04
This is my first post i live near to the Airport know of a excellent strip club less than 6 km from heathrow, this place is no Rip Off joint ive been going here for years, £5 entry, loads of english girls, russians and polish and lets not forget thoses sexy brasilian girls too. I also know a few houses quite cheap not like the extortionate prices you pay in town, all a stone throw away from the Airport.

You business travellers have met your saviour.

Any more advice, message me.

James D 2004
06-26-04, 15:42
The tube from LHR to central London is about 45 min one way. It's the largest and busiest international airport. So a 4 hr layover is tight.

The best selection, highest competition is in central London. So you don't get the most bang for your buck if you try to get laid near the airport.

There are some out of town brothels with wooden eastern Europeans. But out of town means out of central London so nobody cares what's going on. 45 min is a bit far out. If you are lucky you may find one with a shorter distance from LHR than central London. However, at least with wooden eastern Europeans they look better for your money.

If you have a trusted agency, you may try asking them to send one to the airport. Not a problem as classic British call girls don't do that much in a day. If a British girl have a day job, don't want to reveal her face and identity on the INTERNET, need an agency to supply clients, take her calls and check her safety, her business are spreading very thin due to the numerous talents in London. Many are happy to travel to the southern suburbs. You just pay for the transport.

The problem is when you don't want that girl at the door. With good agencies you can be very picky. With not so good agencies the true dimensions are usually an inch or so from the reality. In any case you ask for another until you are happy, or they give up. In Greater London or the suburbs there's no trouble. LHR is a waste of time unless the agency or girls are local to the airport, but you don't want that narrow selection.

In addition, if you want British girls rather than wooden eastern Europeans, give yourself enough time to work up her orgasm. This this the normal way they get repeat clients - too many pretty faces and young bodies. Don't tell them you just layover if you can avoid. If you tell them my usual "1st day of my 1 week business trip (longer if you are believable)", they will try their best so you don't even want to see another girl for the rest of the trip, and that's not unusual. In smaller towns I've been asked repeatedly "What are you going to do tonight?"

Cherrycoke
06-27-04, 17:07
Paid a visit to a new place located near the Excel Conference place in East London.

It's in a brand new apartment block which is quite posh, girl there was Chinese and called Laya, paid £60.00 for OWO.

She is a stunning 19 year old, about 5ft tall with long black hair, nice firm tits and a great smile.

There has been a few questions of late asking for suggestions on finding ladies in the London area, I often find the best way is to buy a local paper and check the ads in the back as is usually loads to choose from (See example below).

Jasss
06-28-04, 16:00
Never been rushed by clock watchers or Eastern Europens, Heathrows the place for me.

Ranger Pud
07-01-04, 04:20
Will be in London next week and would like to check out the walk ups in Shepards Market and SOHO, any recommendations would be appreciated, especially looking for black or Indian girls.

Thanks

Koolman
07-01-04, 08:14
Fellow Mongers,

I am travelling to London around middle of July and need your help in finding a suitable massage place. I have been a regular traveller to London but have never indulged in affairs of the flesh! Due to shortage of time, I am seeking your expert opinion and would like to visit a massage place which offers great massages with happy ending/bbbj. I will be staying around bayswater/marble arch most probably.

Also any suggestions on a decent hotel around GBP50-60 per night in the W1/W2 area? Have any of you experienced St. George Hotel (w1) on Gloucester Place? Any good? Girl friendly?

I do have some contacts from this great forum on agencies but would like to keep that as last resort in case I cannot find a suitable massage place. Any recommendations on agency girls who give good massage?

All suggestions welcome.

Jasss
07-05-04, 16:21
Yes, yes another great day at the Woolpack, me and my mate. Loads of beer and watchin 3 strippers 2 from Brasil and one from Hungary, 2 shaven pussies and one trimmed one.

Real tasty.

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Cherrycoke
07-06-04, 14:46
I've reported on this place a couple of times but as this was a threesome I thought I'd add a report.

The place is in Newbury Park in East London,quite a way from my home in West London but well worth the visit.

Arrived and the two girls working were stunning, one of them I have been meaning to see for some time but keep missing.

One is Thai with really big firm natural tits of 34DD she is about 21 years old and really sweet, the other was just 18 and Chinese, she is by far the prettier, she was wearing this stunning little dress that showed a nice clevage with pert tits.

Now I don't really like the term "GFE" It just sounds pretty sad to me but these two treated me like a king.

Started with both of them giving me BBBJ which was a sight to behold, I somehow managed to hold back and not shoot my load there and then.

Got the 18 year old sat on top of me whilst the heavy chested one offered me her tits to play with.

After 10 minutes I could hold back no longer and then sat back exhausted, but the girls had other ideas and even though the cheap £80 price did not include come twice they were not going to let me leave until I had, seriously they even told me so!

So they both gave me a BBBJ, it was just how i like it, very wet and they were slobbering all over my cock taking it in turns to deep throat and lick or just sucking it together, the sight of this was just too much and the cats got their cream (all over their faces).

Guys, you must try this place out, it is even cheaper than punting in Manchester and the girls love it!

McManus1000
07-06-04, 17:21
Do any of the hotel bars attract girls that cater to our hobby?

Hott4Play
07-07-04, 14:55
Hi guys,

I am currently in London in Holborn area.

It my first time here, and I am looking for a really nice time here. I do NOT have a problem with the cost factor, but would like to have a really nice time. And anyone please guide.

Merlin Magician
07-08-04, 01:52
Hott 4: Call Academy Girls, need I say more?

McManus1000
07-14-04, 16:32
Maida Vale,

Please show us some love and tell us how to find this parlor of yours in Maidavale.

Thanks

Murilloa
07-15-04, 06:40
McManus 1000

If you are in Maida Vale today Thursday, head for 154 Elgin Avenue, basement flat and tell us if you like what you find.

Mur

The Analist
07-15-04, 23:13
a tale of two howes (double penatration with a bottle!!!..yes i said a bottle)

hi all,

had a fucking mad anal session yesterday.

got a txt from one of my old howes. she recons she got a friend
staying with her a do i want to pop rouund for some fun!!

sam- 31
semi pro, not on the streets yet,
mixed race, size 6-8, no tits,5'0
not great looking,heart of gold.
does...all services

fiona (aka foxy)26
full pro, works sussex gardens normally,
but she's literally just out of prison,
white, size 10-12, big tits,5'9"
very pretty face, body a bit saggy.
does everthing, except rimming & cim

venue

sam's place, council flat. could be lovely but she keeps it like a shithole.

part one
i confirm with sam that her mate is up for anal, and book the two of them for £80. for me the new girl fiona, is the main course and sam is just there to provide extra holes when needed.

we all strip off, and i've got one licking my nipples while the other is sucking my nob. sam's bj skills aren't great.too fast and furious for my liking. so i change them round.

fiona on the other hand is great, slow and deep, lots of saliva and eye contact.however she won't lick my arse.

so we move on to me kneeling on the bed, legs apart almost sitting on sams face, while she's putting her tongue up my arsehole and sucking my balls. fiona continues with her great bj.

time for the main event, sams still licking away so i set out fiona on all fours, doggy style. slip on my latex inspection glove and start to lube up her arse with ky.

this girl arsehole is well used, before i know it i've got four fingers up her.it's so big i'm half wondering if i can fit my fist in.

so now she's ready, on with the condom and i mount her. not a peep.(no boasting lad's but i'm not small)

in fact she starts pushing back and telling me to fuck her harder. sams had to change position so she can keep her tongue in my bum. matey girls getting a bit frantic now,and has turned on her side so i can get it in deeper and finger her pussy at the same time. while she's sniffing up half a bottle of my poppers. i'm bubbling so i pull out a whip of the rubber, and offer up my nob. fiona doesn't do cim.(now i find out!!)

i say " i don't give a fuck who does it, but somebody needs to start sucking my nob now!!!" sam dives into the breech, and i give her the full load. fiona's still buzzing from the poppers. every body slumps in a heap.

it's funny, it was a good session but i've discovered i'm not really
into threesomes. it's a great fantasy but for me it never equals the expectation. so i gave sam the money but l left feeling not 100% satisfied not the girls fault, just me.

but later it got weird.

tbc

living it

the anal-ist

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The Analist
07-16-04, 09:57
A TALE OF TWO *****S (Double penatration with a bottles PART TWO

So I go about the rest of my day, but like the fucking sad sddict I
am. I'm still thinking about sex.

I even call a couple *****s. but could'nt make a connection.

I know! I'll have another crack at the girls, so I phone Sam and
say I want to come and do Fiona on her own but I've only got £20
quid.

She says come straight over.

Half an hour later I'm back there, for one of my MADDEST ANAL
SESSIONS EVER.

Fiona's dealers been over, and she's still high on coke, or crack, or
whatever she uses. She's naked except for a pyjama top, so I get my kit off pretty quick.

She's blowing me, but I'm really thinking I want to get back in that
arse asap.

So on with the condom and into that big black hole, no lube required.

She's arching and moaning and says she wishes we had a vibrator,

I tell her it's a shame cause I have one in my car.

She says hold on pulls me out, (condom clean as a whistle) goes to the dresser and picks up the ROLL ON de-odourant bottle, not the regular one, but the new type stumpy one with the big ball.

She lays back on the bed on her side and cocks her leg up, show her huge **** and gapeing bum hole.

She's holding the bottle in her **** and I'm back in her bum. I'm
now giving it to her mish position and she's going mad saying I want you to fuck my pussy. So I pull out.

NOW HERE'S THE BIT

She then shoves the whole bottle up up her arse hole, completely
dissappears!

Pulls me back on top. She's now going ballistic screaming that she's cumming.

Then does exactly that. with me not far behind.

Now you lot know I'm not the kind of naieve **** that thinks he
should give any of these hoes any pleasure in fact the opposite.
after all were paying them.

She rolls me off, and I had to look away as she sort of "shitted" out the bottle. Goes to the door and shouts to Sam " it's the first time in 18 months that a MAN has made her cum" which is presumably hoe long she was banged up in holloway for.

STILL LIVING IT

A

McManus1000
07-16-04, 17:00
Thanks Murilloa. Will check it out!

Analist,

How do we get in touch with these girls?

Java Man
07-17-04, 05:30
I found this on Yahoo news, thought you guys might be interested. (FYI, I post in the US and Brazil board)

"Gov't proposes shake-up of prostitution laws

Fri Jul 16, 8:30 AM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Brothels in Britain could be decriminalised and given official licences under proposals published by the government.

"Licensing arrangements and other relevant regulations could be set up so that local authorities could control prostitution in their areas," the Home Office said in a consultation paper.

The government proposed also registration of sex workers and "tolerance zones" for street prostitution.

The consultation paper said there was already enthusiasm for creating managed zones for prostitution in several parts of England, including Liverpool and Doncaster in the north.

"In both the places it is suggested that managed areas could bring significant benefits, providing greater safety and fewer stigmas for those who engage in prostitution by choice," the paper said.

"What is proposed is a formalised 'red light' area, where those involved in prostitution and their users are permitted to trade in a defined area regularly monitored by the police and provided with drop-in health services and other facilities."

But the government's report ruled out a previous proposal that call girls under 18 should no longer be treated as offenders.

"We believe there are compelling arguments for retaining this offence in respect of those under 18 to underline the message that prostitution involving children and young people is wholly unacceptable," the consultation paper said.
The government is asking the public to offer its views on the proposals by November. "

My Alias
07-18-04, 13:48
Here's a link to a longer story on the same issue, http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=87032&Sn=WORL&IssueID=27119. It seems like an idea with merit.

McManus1000
07-19-04, 16:30
Checked out the place on Elgin Avenue, but sadly OWO was not available. Maida Vale has mentioned a place on Shirland Road. Does anyone know exactly where it is?

Thanks

BunnyHopper
07-19-04, 21:59
Was in town on recently and thought i'd check out some home delivery services.

I called:

http://www.orientalgems.co.uk/mainframe.htm

one night rather late at about 4.00 am (just returned from a night out), only one girl available (i was in West London), Gina. Guy said she'd be there in 30 mins and she was (amazed she arrived on time at such a late hour) !

Spent one hour with her, had good sex and she loved licking my ass ! I banged her hard for about 30 - 40 mins but i could not come - too drunk. No anal sex. but i manged to get 3 or 4 fingers into her butt: strange watching her squirm, but she seemed to get off on it.

Another evening i called at 6.00 PM, was told all girls available. I wanted a girl who'd do anal and guy recommended Jenny (the pic on the web-page makes her look quite old, but actually she is OK, in her early 20's i'd guess). She came in 30 mins as guy told me.
Had good sex including anal (which cost extra £50 on top of the hone hour fee of £200). Did anal doggy style, then whilst i was still in her bum, told her to lay down flat on her stomach, she did and i banged ber bum hard to climax.

Both girls did BBBJ and were rather good, plus they did a good massage.

On another evening (actually around 3.00am again after another night out) called another agency:

http://www.abeautifulangels.com/portfolio.htm

I wanted either Tiffany or Beauty, but was told only Rachel was available at that time. (I am unsure if it is the same Rachel, she looks similiar, maybe it was her, the girl i had told me she was from Latvia) So i agreed on 2 hours haggling a £100 discount out of the guy (he had to call the girl first and then call me back to confirm the discount)

She arrived in about 30 - 40 mins. I'd woke her from her sleep. Sat around chatting for about 15 mins and proceeded to a GFE experience, BBBJ, French...etc. All this time i was playing with her bum....ummmm nice ! I didn't have any lub with me, (the oriental girls came with their own tubes of KY Jelly), instead i grabbed a bottle of Nivea moisturiser that i had hand, dolloped aload of cream on her bum and began to work it.

Took time to penetrate her, she was rather tense, needed gentle words of encouragement, eventually i penetrated her, she was really very tight and was clenching her bum. Slowly she started to relax and i banged harder for about 5 - 10 mins then i asked her to lay on her back and i entered her bum missionary style, that was something, the look on her face was rather nice. (I only went as hard as she would allow, which was hard enough for me). In the end i think she liked it.

After about two hours, she was getting ready to leave and asked me if i wanted her to stay another hour or sleep with me. I wanted to but i had to be up for work in a few hours and i was still drunk ! Needed at least an hour or two of sleep, so i declined her offer.

Overall a good few punts, plenty of choice in London but with hindsight i should have booked them early in the day if wanted to have the girls i really wanted to have.

Adonis AZ
07-19-04, 22:30
BunnyHopper,

I hate to tell you this but the girl on their website is Tiffanyteen.com. They often snatch images from webs and use them all the time. I also dont believe that half the girls their are real. Glad you had a good time.

Adonis AZ

Gabriel UK
07-22-04, 10:25
For those of you looking for some SW action in London, Paddington seems to be quiet good at the moment. Sussex Gardens has historically been a red light area but recently Porchester Gardens, Leinster Place, Leinster Gardens and Cleveland Terrace (all just off of Quensway in the Bayswater area of Paddington) have again become a good area for SW's. One girl to look out for is a cute brunette wears a short little black pvc skirt and boots who spent half an hour in my car with me the other night. £30 got me covered oral followed by sex. Anal was on offer for £70 but it's awkward in a car.

Buster Cherry
07-23-04, 03:21
THanks Gabriel. Now I may not have to wander over to Mayfair and Shepherd's Market. My regular hotel is in Paddington right on Sussex Gardens. It is not a guest friendly hotel, however.

I'll be for checking it all out next week. Look for a big guy who looks like Santa Claus scoping out the pussy.

The Analist
07-25-04, 23:37
Hi all,

Woke saturday morning with a rageing boner,didn't want to waste it so "what to do?" "what to do?"

Called Sam (previous report) about 11;30am to see if i could set up another session with Fiona and her dissapearing bottle.
Fiona wasn't around but Sam reckoned she could get hold of another friend.

I called an hour later, she said the girl would be with her by two.

I double checked to see she did anal, sam said yes.

I got to Sams about 1:45 after a little chit chat, I started to set
out my stall in the bedroom. Rubbers, ky, gloves, poppers wipes. etc.

Bang on two, the buzzer went, could see the back of her coming up the stairs.

WOW!! what a stunner. SG RATING 9.5, arabic or similar,size 8, big tits, beautiful face. I'm smiling ear to ear. She shakes my hand , with the worlds longest nails. Says her name is lini, or something like that.
Then she takes off her coat.. bang! The arm is missing between the wrist and the elbow. kind of a stump. Strangly this kinda turns me on (i'm a perverted ****)

Go through the usual pre-flight checks. BBBJ, FS, CIM.. ANAL?

"No way" she says!

Slump!

Turns out she was half asleep when Sam called and didn't realise
anal was on the menu.

We say no hard feelings, but I still really want to do her and it's not because she's really pretty. (in fact the rougher and more fucked up the better I like them) No Its definatly the missing arm.

Now am I being weird? What do you all think?

Anyway she reckons she wanted £80 for FS/BBBJ which is way out of my bracket anyway!

Almost living it.

Flexible Horn
07-26-04, 09:03
Found a great flat in NORTH LONDON, discreet enterance, different girl each day. 60 pounds 1/2 hour, o, sex, owo extra, anal available extra. I saw Lisa 21 year old blonde great owo, sex in a few possitions and a great climax in her mouth. Contact number 07901 798217

FH

Lokayatra
07-30-04, 21:12
Anyone in London looking for cheap Strip shows should go to Shoreditch Road in east London. Fully nude women and full exhibition of pussies. In one pub it costs just 50 pence.Table dancing costs Ten Pounds. The same shows cost elsewhere in posh places about Ten Pounds, just to get in.

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WooVictor
08-04-04, 16:35
I went on a business trip to London and Edinburgh at the end of July, my first visit in four years. I had done a fair bit of research on the Internet before departing, and on my second night in London I went to a flat in Edgware Road to visit Sandra, a Eastern European girl. He place was a two-bedroom apartment on Edgware Road, clean but sparingly decorated.

Sandra was a slim girl with small tits. Her face was too narrow for me, with a pointed chin. Her photo on the website (forgot which agency she worked for now) was a lot prettier than the real person. Her English was extremely limited and we had to use hand signals to communicate. Very quiet girl.

I may be biased because she was really not my type, but I was rather desperate that night and didn’t have an alternative to fall back on. I did manage to get her to join me in the shower, but she was rather passive and the experience was far from exciting. Went to bed and she was similarly passive there, with an unenthusiastic blowjob (uncovered). The I told her to put the condom on for A-level action. It was clear she didn’t like it but her website clearly said that she offered that service. It was my first attempt and she was not helping me at all. I asked for some lubricant but she couldn’t quite understand (or unwilling to understand?) me. So I tried to force my way in and that didn’t work out, and she appeared to be in pain. After a while I gave up and entered her pussy instead. Finished doggy style fairly quickly. After shower and a little rest I left, rather disappointed. All in all, 100 pounds and 30 minutes were wasted.

A few days later I went to Edinburgh for an overnight trip. My original idea was to visit the Blair Street Sauna as there were so many positive stories about it. But I arrived rather late and they closed down by 2200. So I check the Internet quickly and was impressed by the field report on Samantha. I called up her agency Central Ladies (07715 009987) and asked them to send her to my hotel, the Grand Sheraton.

Indeed, Samantha was a beautiful Brazilian girl with a great body. She also had an extremely nice personality and gave me a great girl friend feeling. She told me she was 22 years old, having moved to London when she was 16 so her English was perfect. She’s been in Edinburgh only for a few months and will probably go back to London in the winter.

Samantha was very gentle and accommodating, and we flirted a little before settling the money side of things. After that’s done I invited her to join me in the shower, where we had lots of fun washing up each other. She also gave deep French kisses which I loved tremendously. Then we moved on to the bed where I explored every inch of her body, and soon we were in 69 position with Samantha giving great uncovered oral. Finally she put the rubber on and I entered her in missionary position. I finished in this position because I just couldn’t get enough of her French kisses. I was completely exhausted when I came – one of best fucks in a long time for me. After we cleaned up we got back on bed for some cuddling, and she was so tender and sweet that I really regret letting her go when time was up. She spent a full hour there and the 160 pounds were definitely well worth it.

Quintana
08-04-04, 21:41
I was in London last week and thought I'd sample some of the local talent while I was there. I checked out a couple of escort websites and a girl called Camila caught my eye. The agency (90Minute Tel. 07050 802006) handled the appointment efficiently and before I knew it, I was in her apartment in South Kensington - quite small but tidy and discreet.

Camila's pictures on the site are accurate (see http://www.90minute.co.uk/Data_Returns/showbio.asp?id=119 )

As illustrated, she's fairly attractive with a super body and in her mid-20s. In addition, she has a very sweet nature and provided a wide range of services (incl DFK, 69, BBBJCIM). I left 90 minutes later, a happy man.

Toscana
08-10-04, 15:16
A day’s pleasure in the capital last Thursday. I benefited from some good tips on this forum, on ********* and from friends, which made the planning almost as much fun as the action itself. Because the UK is not cheap, you have to make each punch count.

I decided three sessions would be all I could muster during the day, and my price limit was GBP 150 per hour, incall.

No. 1 – Michelle, London Escorts http://www.londonescorts.ws/ One hour booked - GBP 150.

Considering I had taken the trouble to make a mail reservation ten days in advance, I do not think the agency’s service was good. They made a temporary reservation by mail, asking me to phone through a day before to confirm I would be coming. I did this, and was asked to phone at 10.00 am on the day itself to get the details for an 11.00 appointment. Again I did this, having just arrived at my hotel. Answering machine. Twenty times, answering machine. After trying, and failing, to make alternative arrangements for 11.00, I made one last attempt, and got through, at 10.30. Since I had to travel by tube and find the location, time was short through no fault of my own and I told them to warn Michelle I might be late. They did not do this, I later found out. But I made it, arriving in a hot sweaty mess, it was so sultry.

Michelle is a natural red-haired Russian Estonian. She has a very beautiful tanned, athletic and firm body. Soft, natural, medium-sized breasts. Very sexy smiling young lady. The pictures on the website are genuine, but I was very slightly disappointed in her face, her overdone lipstick did not help. Her English is adequate, but not really very good. We ended up speaking my not-so-good Russian most of the time, for which I had mentally prepared myself. But altogether a wonderful prospect, and my body soon signaled to me that the nether regions already agreed. Drink, shower, deep breath to compose myself, and into the fray we plunged.

From the reports I knew she allowed multiple actions, and most usual services, apart from anal probably. My plan was to enjoy one action and last as long as possible, as I did not want to blast all my shots right at the start of the day. That’s how I managed it too, more or less, but with an unexpected twist at the end. Michelle set to for nice kissing and a useful and patient BBBJ which went down well, or rather up. DATY and 69 were, as you can imagine, a delightful tongue-and eyeful. A slight tang of Parma ham, just as I like it. This was followed by sex in various positions. After about 35 minutes, I wasn’t going to last much longer, so I whipped off the condom and, kneeling, set myself up for BBBJTC. Michelle was a little disconcerted, but OK once she realized what I was after.

It’s all about angles. What this lovely girl was not expecting was getting a full shot which went straight down her throat at 150 km/h. Horrible gagging was the price she paid for this inexperience, as she gamely tried to carry on until I had finished, but this was not entirely successful. Stumble off to the bathroom for a seemingly endless succession of coughs and pukes and splutters as she vainly tried to recover the irrecoverable. Madame had swallowed, whether she liked it or not. Meanwhile I was relaxing dreamily on the bed, wondering whether I was up for some more.

Her return. “OK?” Sheepish grin. “OK, but too much.” But she had recovered her composure and was all sweetness again as we lay beside each other on the bed. OK about it all she was, but that did not mean she was going to contemplate a rerun. No Sir. So the last 15 minutes were spent with me fondling her and receiving oral practice of a different kind. She’s a nice kid to talk to indeed. Despite the finale, Michelle is a beautiful girl with the right attitude. To be recommended. Think angles.


No. 2 – Pam, Scandal Babes http://www.scandalbabes.co.uk/. One hour booked – GBP 150.

The agency has a good reputation, but no reservation, they tell you to ring on the day in question. It was very difficult to choose which of the girls to meet. I had Pam on good recommendation, although she is not the most beautiful on the books, so Pam it was to be. Called agency at around 13.00, and appointment was confirmed for 16.00. Easy to find.

Pam is Russian, has long straight whitest-of-white hair and the sweetest smile you can imagine. Genuinely kind welcome, very good English. She is known for the quality of her service and her gentle GFE. Her pictures on the site flatter her slightly. She is no nymph, quite solidly built with largish breasts, and will no doubt be an even more solid babushka in due course.

Straight into very nice soft kissing, which led to wonderful, delicate BBBJTC, which took me to heaven in about 35 minutes of absolute smooth skill. I cannot remember better to be honest. Her long hair around the object of her attention precludes much eye contact, so I just lay back and we both concentrated hard on our various duties. However, she still had her clothes on after all this, and as she then decided she was going to massage me, nothing changed in this respect. Each time I moved to end the massage she chided me that she wasn’t yet finished and on she went. OK as far as it went. Eventually I got the top off, but by this time, there were only 5 minutes left. So for the first time in my memory I actually concluded an hour with a girl without having even seen all the goods. Ultimately my mistake, I guess, but I was left with the suspicion that she had simply decided it was too hot for sex on that day and was going to manipulate it all to that end.

Half an hour with that BBBJ would have been sensational value. Recommend, yes, but keep control yourself.

No.3 – Benita, Oriental Gems http://www.orientalgems.co.uk/mainframe.htm One hour booked - GBP 150.

Cannot fault the agency here at all. Made a phone reservation several days in advance, and the agency rang me one day in advance, and again on the day to confirm the 22.00 arrangements. Easy to find.

Benita is mixed Malaysian and Thai. She is businesslike, but does not seek closeness. Demureness not quite carried off, no volcanic humour below the surface here. Quite adequate English. Looks very good, but is not so beautiful in the flesh as in the site photos, and her breast size is exaggerated. Nice smooth soft skin however. I think she is up for everything, anal included, and it turned into a fast and furious session, the highlight of which was superb 69, which got both of us really going. She’s athletic and strong and like most orientals does a good cowgirl. Despite ending a few minutes early this was good VFM. Can be recommended unless you want an absolute beauty.

Hunt99
08-10-04, 16:31
Here's a recommendation for the not-so-faint of heart. www.isabella-london.com is a busty, smart, sexy-as-hell bi escort I recently discovered. All I have to say is wow!

Gabriel UK
08-11-04, 17:21
So, last Thursday took a drive into town - looking for some SW action. Hit Paddington first - but there was nothing about other than a fairly rough old looking hooker on Leinster Place. None of the younger girls mentioned in my previous post. Lots of police around as well. Made my way out of Paddington and headed for Commercial Street E1. The roads just before Spittlefields market on the right were loaded with about 8 girls, six of which were really good looking. Cruised around for about 30 mins, there were 2 black girls that were hot, they caught my eye, a blond that was stunning and a brunette that was really cute. Finally picked up the brunette after much deliberation as to whether it should be her or the blond, she was cute, slim pretty, short black skirt and red corset type top.

We found a secluded side street. Was offered oral for 25 and sex for 35. 50 for both. I opted for a bj (covered) and gave her 40 and asked her to make it special.

Special it was. She took her time for one, and kept stopping to play with herself which was really horny. After about 20 mins I came, and would thoroughly reccomend her to anyone.

So, anyone looking for some SW action head to Commercial Street E1.

Lokayatra
08-13-04, 16:23
Toscana,You have been conned. I think it's scandalous that for £150 you didn't even see the woman naked. All the hookers try these tricks. Surprising it's from an agency like Scandal babes. I would avoid them in the future.Anybody else had a similar experience?

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El Mujerista
08-13-04, 23:20
Lokayatra,

You might want to read Toscana's report again -- he did not express the least bit of disappointment with his session except for the fact the lady did not get nekkid. He acknowledged he probably could have achieved that had he asserted himself (and perhaps if he had not been preoccupied with filling his companion's mouth with cock and cum...)

Hardly a reason to blacklist Scandalbabes, in my view. My own session with Pam was absolutely sensational, as documented in a London FR from this past May. In fact, all my encounters with Scandies have been enjoyable, though as noted elsewhere, one of them went a bit hot and cold before a sizzling finish (though the second chance was dazzling!).

Should I at one point ever have the misfortune to have one that falls flat, the first thing I'd do would be to call Bruce to complain -- I'm sure he'd make amends, as most of the better agencies in London are wont to do (this usually means a discount on a future appointment). Repeat business is the name of the game.

Toscana,

Great FR. It sounds like you put a lot of effort into your research, and it paid off. It's great there are so many resources available to make a trip to London enjoyable.

Happy Hunting,
EM

TheKnight
08-13-04, 23:44
I more or less agree with El Muj. Scandalbabes is reasonably priced, and reliable. The quality of service has been decent for me in the past, though I've generally had better with Academy Girls.

From Toscana's report I don't think the girl (and definitely not the agency) can be slagged off.

There are a few less reputable agencies. Cosmo Babes used switch and bait with me on my only experience and slammed the phone down when I called to complain.

CodFather
08-16-04, 04:18
Greetings gents,

I'll be in London (near Russell Square) for a couple of nights, and was wondering if anyone would recommend a respectable agency for room service. I've seen a few posts regarding scandalbabes, are there any other agencies with positive experiences?

Much thanks in advance!

TheKnight
08-16-04, 14:11
Anything but Cosmobabes - they're liars.
Academy Girls are good.

Lokayatra
08-16-04, 15:00
I had similar experiences.But that was with very cheap hookers.About £35.But I still think £150 is too much not to see the girl naked and also from a top agency like Scandalbabes.Moreover Russian girls are extra friendly.

El Mujerista
08-16-04, 19:01
In addition to Academy Girls and Scandalbabes, I've had positive experiences (both incall and outcall) with A1-Asian, Asian Escorts London, and Oriental Angels.

Happy Hunting
EM

Jackal03
08-17-04, 17:47
I will be in Gatwick next week, somebody can suggest me any location?

Thanks

CityDude
08-21-04, 09:06
Over the years I have been more than satisfied by the quality and attitude of the Les Girls Co-operative at Blore House. Thay have raised their prices a bit, but still an excellent value for money.

My Alias
08-21-04, 13:53
This is beautiful. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1516&ncid=1516&e=4&u=/afp/20040819/od_afp/britain_religion_sex_040819170450

Lokayatra
08-23-04, 11:50
I withdraw my remarks about Scandalbabes.There's nothing better in the whole of europe.It's total bliss.Maybe Toscana had bad luck.But having experienced Scandalbabes I can say that they're worth every penny.

Toscana
08-24-04, 09:57
Don't get me wrong. I am not condemning Pam or Scandalbabes. Note my comments about her BBBJTC. I just told it like it happened. And it might of course have been a misunderstanding, which I didn't have the wit or balls to clear up. I'll have no problems about contacting this agency next time I'm in London.

In the meantime, if anyone has tried Fernanda, please report :-)
Tosc

Koolman
08-25-04, 06:21
Hers's a non-action report on TWICE AS NICE. Maida Vale was kind enough to give me directions to the easy to find, nice and clean basement flat in Maida Vale. Got there in no time but unfortunately only 3 ladies were present. The first two were average - looks 6 - and the third was busy. Decided to wait for her to complete her assignment and enjoyed a drink and movie in the clean, nice smelling room. When she arrived panting, it seemed she had rushed from her job to me, and I decided to give the tired girl a break - so walked out. Was only in London for a day so never got the chance to go again. Definitely a must visit on the next trip.

I did do an in-call massage recommended by my hotel, expecting a massage+action rather than just a professional massage. I am probably too inexperienced to take a massage recommendation from the hotel concierge as just that ! But although there was no "feeling under the towel" - the massage was incredible ! Absolutely mind blowing. Strongly recommended if you're on a work trip and need to relax just before or after some p4p

I am very interested in Massage Parlours with good relaxing massages and happy ending. Anyone know such a place in Central London which is clean and fun ??

Can anyone give any information of p4p and mp's in the
Watford/St Albans area ?

Plan to be in London next week and if I can get some good contacts for above, will surely submit a more spicy report !

Murilloa
08-25-04, 21:59
Another very entertaining party event, for those who like that sort of thing. Last Thursday, in a quiet hotel in Bayswater, Lorna, Crystal and Carmen looked after ten gentlemen, over a four hour period, offering unlimited bbbj, cim and covered sex for £120. Five orgasms each seemed to be the average. (for the men, at least)

Affectionate, sexy, funny and intelligent girls who enjoy their work and who are exactly as portrayed on the web site. On that site, party dates are announced up to three weeks ahead: http://www.gentlemensrelish.org.uk/

One goes thinking "I'll try anything, once..." and one keeps on returning.

Mind Snatcher
09-01-04, 22:21
On the subject of those notorious Soho Walk-ups. It can be very hard to tell who will provide a good service from just looking at the notices at street level. In my experience, you should avoid the messy-looking ones and go for the ones who have made an effort to put together a neat-looking poster. Here's an example of one of the better ones from Berwick Street.

Mind Snatcher
09-01-04, 22:25
Service provider in a Soho walk-up, ready to reveal all.
£70 for half an hour seems to be the going rate these days.
Hmmm ...

Latrell2
09-01-04, 22:28
Guys,

I just arrived in London in July and just checked the London section for the first time. I noticed few posts about non-pro places.

It seems the best day to go out is Thursday here in London.
I'm interested in a Pub or bar with a pretty busy/wild and international atmosphere.

My flatmates apparently had success picking up girls at "Cafe de Paris" that I will try tomorrow.
Are you aware about any other places of that kind you could recommend (not the pub around the corner...)?

Cheers,
Latrell

Mind Snatcher
09-01-04, 22:30
Soho worker reveals her assets.
All photos (c) Mind Snatcher.
No posting up on other sites, please.

Luis Manuel
09-02-04, 23:12
Hi Guys,

I'm preparing for a short visit to the UK in the coming weeks and was curious about trying the 'London Retreat' in Earls Court(www.londonretreat.co.uk).

Anyone been there of late?

Thanks

LM

Lucifer96
09-04-04, 02:32
Hello everyone

I am from the Far East and I will be in London next week. Having experienced the girls from around my area, I would really love to experience the sex scene in London. So I would appreciate it very much if you can post or PM me on places to visit including addresses or PM me on FL contact numbers. I am operating on a tight budget but would not mind paying for a dream experience. Thanks for your help.

Luc

Cinnamon
09-06-04, 04:08
This is about a walk-up in Soho which was visited the week before last on a Tuesday afternoon. While walking down Berwick street, looking for the popular Blore Court, I missed it and went further up towards the pedestrian area and turned right into Peter street, which then led to a small alley on the left. Again on the left was an apartment with 'Models' advertised. The stairs led to two apartments with girls and I chose the second floor, as the first one was advertising an Indian girl, and I was not in the mood for Indian that day. The door wa answered by a pretty good looking (abt 6-7) girl clad in sexy black short dress and dark stockings. I was welcomed in and shown the price list. As I was originally planning to find LesGirls, I hesitated a bit, when the girl, standing on my left just inches away lefted her leg and put her feet on the window, exposing some juicy looking, olive skinned things under her short sexy black dress. This kind of turned me on and I spotted a oral+sex deal for 35 pounds, which lookd alright. She said its for half an hour, which was not actually the case at the end, and the time was somewhat shorter. She guided me upstairs into the room, where she promptly undressed and was sitting on the bed while I was taking mine off. It was a rather hot day, and I had to apologise to her for not being very fresh and she was okay about it.

As I was being quite leisurely about undressing and washing my hands she said we now have only 20 minutes left and not to waste more time, and this was not very great to hear. Once I was on the bed, she climbed on top and gave a gentle rub with her body and I was hard quite quickly. She then put the condom on and went on for a pretty good BJ. She then climbed on top riding me cowgirl while I played with her B cups. Asked if I wanted to change position and we then did the doggy and thenwent for the missionary. A half minute into this, she gently sid I have to come soon. Although it did not feel rushed as she was co-operative and quite sexy with the positions this 'warning' did not help a lot. I came soon...and as I was finishing off, someone from downstairs called her out saying she had a phone call. This I think must be a trick to limit the time. All in all, it was a pretty nice quick fuck with a pretty sexylooking girl for a 35 quid. During small talk, she claimed to be from Greece and 22 yrs old. I would rate her around mid-late 20s.

While leaving I noted there was already another guy waiting for her (so the call out may have been genuine, but then again it may be a usual arrangement). I went out into the hot London afternoon and onto Brewer street.

Cinnamon

California Guy
09-06-04, 22:58
I figured a lot of regulars in Europe view this section so i would ask this question here.

Basically I was wondering if I could get everyones opinion here on what their favorite European country is for sex? I would like to find one that is relatively inexpensive, basically I don't want to pay the same hourly rate as I would here in the US, which is about 200-300+hr. At the same time I am not opposed to spending extra money for the right situation and girl. I have been to London and had a good experience there but the girl was about the same as I mentioned above. She was pretty and the session was nice but I would think for that kind of money, especially for 2-3 hours, I can find longer sessions with the same level of happiness?

Anyway I thank you for your help here!

Merlin Magician
09-07-04, 03:42
California Guy, My favorite place in Europe is the UK. You can find pussy in all forms and readily available in all cities there. My favorite place is London and the walkups in Shepards Market by Mayfair. The next best place is in Soho. In Soho, you have to be much more careful. A lot of greasy Albanian type pimps have moved in this area and and things get really rippy and quickly.

Trick to Soho is look at the little cardboard signs. If they are real neatly done and have a lot of good work on them, then the girl may be good quality. Shabbily lettered signs usually mean you will get treated shabbily.

The other thing is to try to get an UK girl. Many girls claim to be "Italians" or "French" and such but actually may be enslaved Bosnian, Latvian, Slovenian, Armenian, or other Balkans type ladies being worked by the greasy pimps.

DO not be shy about shopping the ladies and if you see anything you dont like then go on to the next door and little sign that catches your eye. If they give you any shit about leaving, then you KNOW you didn't want to deal with her anyway. The more legit ladies expect you to shop around. Do not forget to tip the maid a couple of quid. She may be an old working girl herslelf.

I do not recommend street girls anywhere in the world, except in Paris.

California Guy
09-07-04, 05:43
Merlin,

Hey thanks for the comment. Where exactly is this place you mention? Is it easy to find in London? What about price, what can I expect? I do agree with you about street girls and I don't use them at all. To me it is just easier to either hire someone who is recommended or possibly go to a club where girls hang out, etc.... I have heard the FKK clubs in Germany are hard to beat but I have never been there so I am hoping to get comments. I have heard the girls in Hungary are very beautiful as well but again I don't know much. I am really deciding things based on what I read here so I hope to receive extra feedback.

TheKnight
09-07-04, 11:42
Sorry guys, the UK has loads of variety, but is nowhere near the best in Europe.

In the UK, best escorts are in London simply because of the quantity. The best parlours (for price and services) are undoubtedly in Manchester.

Outside the UK Eastern Europe still has it. Turkey and Northern Cyprus can be entertaining for the adventurous, while Moscow and Kiev are sensational, and I speak from personal experience. For 200-300USD you could have any model for the whole night, and she's probably stay til about 11am or longer, and be willing to meet you for a coffee and maybe a freebie the next day if you treat her well and don't look like quasimodo.

Catching up fast is Belarus, where every girl appears to be an 8 minimum, and prices are dirt cheap.

If anyone reading this has a pathological fear of Eastern Europe then it's your loss, but in Western Europe I'd recommend Spain for the splendid nightclubs at v.good price with great choice if you research well. I've also had some great sessions and cheaper than London prices in Switzerland, but be prepared to negotiate with the girls directly, and bargain hard - they're used to millionaire businessmen tossing cash around on expense accounts in places like Geneva and Zurich. Up in the lakes by the Italian border is good though with nice clubs too.

TheKnight
09-07-04, 11:45
Forgot to add Ca Guy, Germany's FKK clubs are very popular, and good value if you like that sort of thing. It's just that I don't, I prefer more one-on-one intimate encounters.

Gladiator
09-07-04, 19:46
California Guy,

If you would like to come mongering to Europe try to avoid the UK: any country in Eastern Europe is better and most countries in Western Europe are better too.

I can't understand why anyone would want to go mongering in the UK, unless they are particularly interested in fucking British girls - even though most hookers in London, for instance, aren't British, obviously it's easier to find British hookers in the UK than in any other country, and you can easily find them anyway if that's what you are looking for.

If I were you I'd forget about the UK and would head somewhere else. Eastern Europe would be my first choice, followed by other countries such as the Netherlands, Spain or Germany.

Snowy
09-07-04, 20:56
As someone who lives in London and loves the place I have to add my agreement about London being one of the worst places for P4P. There is plenty of quality around but it ain't cheap. There is also plenty of very expensive poor quality. London generally is very expensive for everything and P4P just follows the overall pricing system of everything else.

I don't use the walk ups so perhaps I can't comment with authority of Merlin, but I would be very wary. Quality, by all accounts, is generally poor and there is plenty of formal and anacedotal evidence about the amount of girls forced to work against their will.

Of the places I've been Kiev is head and shoulders above anywhere else. I don't think going to Kiev or Moscow counts as being adventurous anymore (especially Moscow) as the tourist infrastructure is fairly established. Places like Tallin, Vilnius and Riga are also coming increasingly easy to get to. I would agree with TheKnight that the real hidden gem is Belarus; although you may need to be a little more adventurous the rewards should be well worth it.

Tenchi
09-08-04, 16:52
Most escorts p4p girls in London are not even english, so you pay for an hour what you'd pay for them for an overnight if they were in their native country. Though, I must say, what is on offer is of the hightest quality, I don't go for p4p anymore, but I have been able to find brit pornstars and they all beat kiev or moscow anyday!

That said, outside London, north, with the exception of manchester, prices do fall considerably. I think when you disregard prices, what you get in quality is far superior - but then I might be biased as I love our english roses.

Steve H
09-09-04, 03:48
I'll be in London at the end of Sept. Any recommentdation on high quality, model type escort in central London? thanks.

Steve

California Guy
09-09-04, 03:57
Thanks for the information to everyone who has written. I am leaning towards a couple days in Prague, Kiev, or Hungary right now because they sound fun, safe, and not too expensive. I think the most recent poster summed up exactly what I don't want, and that is a porn star girl who charges 400+ per hour. Yes it would be a fun experience but personally I like the cute girls next door who will give you more of a gfe feeling. Plus that is the same rate as what you would pay here for some very hot girls but I choose not to because I don't think it makes sense really? For a two hour session or 2-3 one hour sessions with girls with those rates, you can basically travel to another country and get the same thing at a discount, which is what I am trying to do. Also it would seem to me that money like that would be far more helpful to a young student in Eastern Europe just trying to make it through life? In London, and especially the USA, girls are given too much for free and take advantage of the lives they live, well a lot of them. They know there are guys here that will pay 4, 5, and even 1000+ per hour because they were once in a porn movie or are just very beautiful. I would rather spank my monkey and use my cash someplace else, but of course this is my choice and I respect everyone who chooses to do so, even if I don't understand why :)

Well I guess I will continure to read around the forums but any PM's or messages would still be helpful and appreciated. By the way are the FKK clubs more like swinger houses because I noticed someone saying it wasn't their type of seen? I personally like one of one action more than being around people watching me, well unless it is another hot chick joining in :)

Lokayatra
09-09-04, 13:08
I think London is the best place as regards quality, though it might be expensive compared to eastern european countries. No where else would you get an uncovered blow job or french kissing. At least not in Amsterdam, which has a big reputation because of its RLD. Everybody gets excited in the RLD because the girls are standing semi-naked in the windows. But the service there is the worst possible and the girls are there to make a quick 50 euros for 15 minutes. Amsterdam is a real rip-off.

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Viagrant
09-10-04, 04:37
London is a great value compared to US cities. Pretty, young women abound, and the hourly rate for incall places is about £150 per hour (approx. $250) and that includes BBBJ, usually with CIM. In major US cities, you would be lucky to find a rate as low as $250/hour for incall, and BBBJ would be rare and CIM extremely rare. It is amazing what some competition will do to prices. If prostitution were as outlawed in London as in the US, rates would skyrocket.

However, as others have said, rates are even lower in other parts of Europe, and personally I have really enjoyed the FKK clubs in Germany.

V.

Tea Boy
09-10-04, 06:01
I found some "interesting" pussy in Wembley, North London, when I was there in May this year. I found these places through ads in newsagents' windows, which offered "massage with all services". I went for the handwritten ads as I thought these were more likely to be amateur. It is relevant for this report to state that I am from a Third World country with a brown skin. The first place I visited was an ordinary house, presumably rented. The Madam was a young woman, an absolute stunner (8.5). She spoke excellent English with an European accent. I didn't ask but it was clear that she was not for sale. She brought out two girls and asked me to choose. I went for the Spanish woman with big boobs (5 in looks). I asked for massage + having my nipples sucked + HJ, with the girl fully stripped. I was asked for 50 pounds. I made a mistake in not specifying the time, I later found that I was allowed 25 minutes. The girl was friendly but the problem was that it was 11 a.m. and she had been working all night. So only a 3 for performance.

The next visit was to the same house. I chose a young woman, an 8, for the same package. This time it cost 60 pounds. When she stripped off her beauty was dazzling. She told me she was 20 years old. She gave me a bit of a massage, but then would not lick my nipples, she would only finger them with her fingers moistened with her saliva. I was obviously disappointed about this but we continued chatting. She told me that she was half-Portugese, half-Indian. She didn't know her father as he had left her mother in Portugal and returned to India, but she had been told that he owned an elephant meaning that he was rich. By now she was lying on her back and I was stroking her breasts. I let my hand stray to the Southern regions. Lo and behold! I detected a distinct moistness, on which I remarked. "Yes, I am wet", she confirmed. I asked her whether I could lick her there. When she agreed I proceeded to feast on Probably the sweetest pussy I have ever tasted.

The third visit was to a different place, a flat presumably rented from the local Council. It was sparsely furnished but clean. The Madam was a friendly West Indian lady. She brought in the masseuse and left her with me. My mouth began to water when I saw this stunning young woman dressed in a skimpy tart's outfit. She was an Oriental, looking about 22 years old, petite, slim, with a nice face (an 8). I later found out that she was Japanese. She asked me what I wanted. I said I wanted her to strip naked, and give me an HJ while sucking my nipples. She asked for 30 pounds, which was less than I expected. I then said I wanted her to finger my anus as well, which would be an extra 10 pounds. I came buckets after 30 minutes of intense stimulation from her in front of a mirror. A very good experience as this was the first and only time I've had a close encounter with a Japanese beauty. I had the impression that she was a semi-amateur, perhaps a tourist or a student.

Unfortunately I didn't keep the phone numbers as I hadn't heard of WSG forum then. I am presenting this report to inform mongers of the delicious variety of international pussy available in outer North-West London. I think ads in newsagents' windows will give cheaper action than escort services or established MP's.

California Guy
09-10-04, 09:22
I agree London is a beater deal than the US, I have seen a girl there before, but I wouldn't say it is a great difference! To me a big difference is when you are able to pick up a beautiful girl for that one hour rate you are paying, in either the US or UK, and spend at least several hours together. The one girl I did see in the UK was very nice and she was all about the bbbj, daty, and french kissing. It was a nice gfe experience and although I can't recall the exact amount I paid. probably around $450 for 2 hours, it was well worth it. Still I just look at some of the other places that aren't far off from the UK and wonder how much I could have gotten with that $450? Still, like I said, I don't regret one second paying a little extra for that girl but I just feel I can probably do better. I think this girl was actually from the Ukrain or maybe Poland, regardless she definitely wasn't from the UK.

Anyway, a lot of people seem to like these FKK clubs in Germany and I can't understand what they are about? Are they like a swinger club or something? I know I saw some pictures on one site where all these girls were turned around and showing some ass. Honestly I didn't see too many hot prospects from those pix, but hey it is only a picture of their ass :) Also what are the rates usually like in these places?

Flexible Horn
09-10-04, 10:50
From reading the reports of my home city, visitors don't like to travel to far. I found this little beaut www.blondeplaymate.com she is as her pictures a beaut, the one little white lie is she is nearer 5ft 2ins than 5ft 7ins. So Earls court, 100pounds for 1hour BBBJ, CIM, DATY and as many pops as you can. I saw Leanna on 7th Sep her 3rd day in London, she was very shy but once my tongue was set to work she loved it.
I think Leanne will only be in London untill mid October, she needs money for her next Nursing course back in Latvia. I really do recommend this 20 year old Latvian.
Flexible Horn.

Merlin Magician
09-10-04, 15:33
I just don't know about these guys who say London is a poor place for P4P.

Having been raised up in the buckle of the bible belt, West Texas, I was like a lttle kid with pocket full of hot shiny nickles in his first candy store when I found Soho.

I still say London is heads up above the rest when it comes to commercial pussy.

Although I will admit I have not been to Russia or Latvia or the Czech Republic, London has it far above all the other places I have been, including and especially Amsterdam

Pluto
09-10-04, 16:11
Lokayatra

Good report! Some of these facts help the unsuspecting mongers to a great extent!

Thanks

Gatsby67
09-11-04, 16:55
I checked out www.blondeplaymate.co.uk Sep 10th, after reading a previous posters comments. The house was a bit difficult to find as the girl was not to great with giving instructions as her English is limited. Nearest Tube is West Brompton and not Earls Court. Make two lefts and walk all the way to the END of the street.

Anyway, GBP 100 for an hour is reasonable. She offered OWO but not CIM as the previous poster wrote. She wasn't to keen on 69 and after a few licks quickly sought to change positions.

The "hour" was over fairly quickly--I guess because I turned up 30 minutes late due to faulty directions/bad communication. So I had one shot and that was it.

Nevertheless, on balance, I could recommend her and would give her another chance.

Super6stud9
09-12-04, 06:53
British Babes.

"I can't understand why anyone would want to go mongering in the UK, unless they are particularly interested in fucking British girls"

You are correct, I find myself particularly attracted to British girls ,maybe because I have not had one yet. I've had all the flavors, and British babes are my next goal.

The saunas seem to be great in Manchester.

Murilloa
09-12-04, 11:54
British Babes

Having been brought up in the UK Mur has mixed feelings. A Brit Babe can often be fine fun as a companion, certainly superior to US girls at least of the WASP variety, or dreary loudmouthed aussie sheilaghs. But they can be a little limited sexually.

Having said that, when an Englishwoman turns nympho she goes at it seriously, just ask the ladies at gentlemen's relish.
And of course there are regional differences: you will get raunchy cheap sex and northern humour at the Manchester parlours, while in London the cockney-Essex cheerful slapper breed is also entertaining, but not widely available 'professionally'.

Wales is the likeliest place for freebies, with many of the local ladies absolutely obsessed with sex. Scottish I have not tried and nothing encourages me to do so.

When all's said and done, the Latina female reigns supreme, with the kind of lovely mulatta Mur had in Lisbon on Friday (see post) a close second.

Just to add some information, which is what this board is supposed to be about rather than idle racial generalisations: if you want a Britsh 'working girl' at a fair price, Chelsea works in Bateman Street on Thursdays and in Blore House on Fridays. A slim sexy no-nonsense Brit Blonde. I have not had sex with her because she works the same day as 'latin' goddess Lori, who for me is the 'ne plus ultra' of London's 80,000 prostitutes*, but I have met Chelsea and she seemed all that a Brit Babe ought to be: she has also gathered some approving reports on *********.

Report back, super stud...


* according to a recent 'Evening standard'

Member #2051
09-12-04, 15:50
I have a question on strip bars in London. I've been to a couple around Shoreditch and the seem pretty tame in terms of how much contact the dancers allow. So, I'm wondering if anyone knows of any strip bars where lap dances are a bit more progressive.

I'm used to places like San Francisco and Las Vegas where some lap dances are about as close as you can come to having sex with your clothes on.

Thanks

Lokayatra
09-14-04, 11:50
MEMBER 2051, you have to go amsterdam for that sort of strip-tease. In the RLD, at the La Vie en Rose the girls will sit on your lap and you can touch them and caress them. It costs 10 euros for each dance and I think, 5 euros for entry. Wait till they are completely nude and then have a lap dance.They'll offer you a lap dance when they are half-nude. But wait untill they have stripped of completely, as it's more erotic that way.

At the Banana Bar you pay more. I forget how much, but I think it's 20 euros to go in and 10 or 15 euros for each time they sit on your lap. But I wold not reccomend the Banana Bar as most of the girls are quite fat and ugly and only a few beautiful ones.

Charlie Driggs
09-15-04, 01:36
2051, I know,

In some places the guy has to virtually sit on his hands and even then there might someone overseeing the dances!

However, there are places in London where more contact is on offer but, for legal reasons, they are usually 'underground' operations either in a private room in a pub or in a house/flat. The girls usually appear on the regular pub circuit as well, so, if you get the chance, it's worth asking them if they perform anywhere else. There is generally something happening each weekday evening.

It does tend to be a bit of a closed society, so, for visitors - with just a short time available - I can see that it's difficult to get into or even find!

Lokayatra - I went to the Banana Bar in June, and it was something like €50 to get in for an hour - this included all drinks, and 5 shows by the girls on the bar. And yes ok, the talent wasn't the greatest looking, but they were nice girls to chat and joke with!

Charlie

Rene02
09-15-04, 13:54
Gents,

I will be staying in London for a few days and would like to get a nice in or outcall asian lady.

I have read some reports about asian providers (thai, japanese, ...) but no-one had phone bumbers or address.

Any help would be greatful appreciated

Murilloa
09-16-04, 06:30
You may find what you need here, Rene02

http://www.orientalgems.co.uk/

and there are other agencies specialising in oriental beauties, in fact London is an excellent centre for asian professional ladies... at a price, of course.

happy hunting, and report back

Viagrant
09-17-04, 03:43
Rene02,

I had a good experience with an incall with A1 Asian Escorts. http://www.a1-asian.co.uk/ . I don't see Sisi listed on their site any longer, though. Be sure to click on the Chinese character near the girl's name on her gallery page to find out her likes/dislikes.

Have fun,
V.

Rene02
09-17-04, 10:01
thanks guys,

I will book one of those escorts. Yes the price is high, but same as in many western countries.

I am just wondering whether the pics are real or not, some of these ladies are very pretty.

Homers
09-17-04, 11:48
All girls on the Asian escort websites have their real pictures. I have used several of these and I have never been disappointed.

California Guy
09-18-04, 09:21
I'm not into the Asian girls that much but I don't think the prices are that bad on this site. If you book 2 hours it comes to $250hr US, not that bad.

Viagrant
09-18-04, 17:48
California Guy,

Which site are you talking about that has 2 hours for US $250? (Perhaps you meant that the hourly rate comes to US $250 if you book 2 hours?)

Here is a good web site for calculating money exchanges:
http://www.xe.com/ucc/

I took a look at http://www.orientalgems.co.uk/ and noticed that Sisi, whom I had seen at A1 Asian last year, is now working for Oriental Gems. The rate listed for incall is GBP150 for 1 hour (US$269) and GBP280 for 2 hour (US$502).

V.

California Guy
09-18-04, 22:15
Viagrant,

Please check my post again. I stated 2 hours comes to $250hr US not $250 total :)

MpfsLover
09-24-04, 06:19
RE: Strip shows in London

I understand there are places along Shoreditch road on east side of London that have inexpensive strip shows.

Any more detail location, address about these places. I am interested making a visit there to check them out.

TIA

Footloose
09-24-04, 09:35
If anyone is interested in east Indian girls check out www.indian-palace.com. They have a different girl (only one girl a day) every day. I had sessions with Sonia, Savannah and Kiran. The prices are reasonable £80 for 30 min. The menu is limited, no bbbj and no kissing, typically.

Charlie Driggs
09-24-04, 14:07
MpfsLover - re Strip shows in London.

Have a look at www.trashcity.org/STRIP/INTRO.HTM for some background.

Brown's, The White Horse and Ye Olde Axe are not far apart and are basically pubs with strippers and will give you an idea of the range available.

Charlie

Bono
09-24-04, 14:21
MPFS LOVER,As a frequent traveler to London and posessing what I believe considerable knowledge on the London scene,my only suggestion to you is NO.Avoid these places,Its not worth it.These places are cheap to get in,but you will be duped inside by girls and in forking out cash. The girls are not very attractive and if you fail to pay the bouncers can be very very nasty. Dont go to these places in London particulary and just read once again about the horror stories at these clubs in the forum and else where on another website which I think I can not name here.

Buster Cherry
09-25-04, 01:53
i'm with bono on this one. as one who has personally cracked a few surprised heads of bouncer/goons in soho, i'm sure the strip/lap dance clubs throughout london are all about the same.

i do know of a small strip club in aldgate/white chapel. it is the ten bells pub. there is lots of street action outside the club and the strippers are good to mediochre.

be advised the ten bells is historical, as it is the site of one the last murders by jack the riipper (outside on the sidewalk). it's worth the visit. better still, take the ripper tour that starts at tower hill station. it ends at the ten bells. you can stay and then enjoy the ladies or wander around the areas outside. be very careful about going into the nearby muslim ghetto alone.

also i'm with bono in that such lap dance places are a big time ripoff anyhow. why not go to the walk-ups in soho and shepherd's market and get some nice pussy for less cash than you'd imagine? (just be careful and do not ever deal with anyone in the street and stay out of the clubs and peeps.)

MpfsLover
09-25-04, 05:51
Bono & Buster Cherry,

Thanks for your advice. I'm aware of the situations with clubs in the soho area, but do not know if clubs in other areas can give the same problem.. I may take your suggestions and do the walk-ups instead, if I can find some nice looking beauties.

mpfslover

TheKnight
09-25-04, 12:00
Some of you must be scared of your own shadow!
Sure the clip joints of Soho are for idiots, and the lapdancing joints for those with expense accounts, but MPFS asked about the strip clubs around Shoreditch.

I've been in many and never had a problem, apart from having enough pound coins to put in the pint pot when the girl comes round pre-strip.

The quality of girls is variable but usually there's at least one 8 on the rota. I also advise visiting the Trashcity site if you're new to the area/visiting. Many an hour I spent in Brown's having a couple of lunchtime pints on a day off and shelling out 6 or 7 pound coins for 2 hours or more of decent stripping - for mild stimulation at a decent price it's great.

There was also one place in Soho that wasn't a rip-off. It was about £15 entry but then no extra cost for stripshow (downstairs in an old tiny theatre-type place). A bit seedy, but non-stop stageshow and some very good looking chicks. Drinks upstairs at bar were average price, and the good thing was I could go at lunch for an hour, then return in evening with some mates and I'd still get in free again on my original ticket! For the life of me I cannot remember the name, or if it's still there, but I do know it was featured on Men & Motors a couple of years back. I'm sure some other forum reader can remind us of its name!

Of course after this visual stimulation you may need a decent walk-up! :)

Charlie Driggs
09-25-04, 12:23
Knight,

Perhaps the place you are thinking of in Soho is the Sunset Strip in Dean Street (also in the Trash City listings) - it's still in business.

For general info, the Ten Bells (in Spitalfields) stopped having strippers two or three years ago. The street girls are still outside though.

Jimmy Red Cab
09-25-04, 14:15
TheKnight,
I would like to know how you managed to spend two hours in Browns and only put £6 or £7 in the jar. You must have gone to the gents every time you saw the girl approaching you, my experience has been that they come round every 5 minutes.

Lokayatra
09-25-04, 20:50
MPFS Lover, Here's the full details about Shoreditch strip clubs: Nearest tube station:Old Street. After that walking distance or one stop by bus. In front of Shoreditch Church you'll find Browns which has no entry charge and they have table dancing for £15. Otherwise you have to spend only One Pound which the girls collect each time they dance on stage. On Shoreditch High Street in front of the gas station you'll find Rainbow which has £2 or £3 ebtry charge and it costs only One Pound each time the girl dances on the stage. For a private table dance it costs £10 there. At White Horse( further up on Shoreditch High street) there is no entry charge and it costs only 50 pence each time the girls dance on stage. There is no table dancing service. In any case you can save money by not having any table dances, and just watch the dance on the stage.

I'm giving all this information because of the scary,misleading stories by Bono. Also there are no bouncers, and no rip offs in any of these places. But do avoid the Soho strip bars.They are the dangerous ones. Please post a message on the forum when you've come back alive and safe to reassure Bono.

Bono
09-26-04, 13:00
Well I felt that the Spearmint Rhino in Central London is well worth it.I actually ran into some girls who I have seen dance at the local Blue Zebra.The old owner of the Industrial Strip club at North Hollywood now called Blue Zebra manages the Spearmint Rhino location in London. He actually flies in girls from here to work over there. Anyhow, just wanted to say that this club though is quite allright.

Lokayatra
09-26-04, 21:42
Bono,

You just pay £10 for entry in Spearmint. It's ten times more expensive than the places in Shoreditch. I don't know if the girls are any better. Maybe you have some interest in sending people to Spearmint and scaring them off from Shoreditch.There's another posh place in Mayfair (I don't know the name) which costs the same as Spearmint. Why should people spend ten times more for the same thing.

Eddie123
09-27-04, 03:40
Hello everyone,

This is my first time posting in the London forum and I just wanted to get some information on the action. I have traveled from the United States to Amsterdam, Frankfurt, and Moscow and have had a great time at the RLD, FKK's, and Moscow scene. However, I am curious about England since I have never been there. I am mainly interested in knowing where the places to meet women in London are. I am interested in mostly regular girls and not just hookers. By the way, I heard English girls can be liberal when it comes to sex. This might sound silly but I have also heard that in some countries in western Europe girls are attracted to darker guys, like in Sweden. I'm asking because I am hispanic. I would also like to get some information on how expensive London is and how much money I might need for my 6 day stay.

Anyways, I would appreciate any inputs from you all.

Eddie

Bono
09-27-04, 07:34
Well Lokayatra,You may be right. I was only quoting my experience not personally but I saw other people being harassed.I usually am pretty level headed and dont get duped but to reassure you I am going to make a trip down to where you say during my trip in November and post a report here

Gus69
09-27-04, 09:28
I used to go to the Strip Pubs in London weekly, but not so much now for other reasons.

5 mins walk up Bishopsgate from Liverpool St Station on your right is the White Horse, free admission, 50p in the glass probably every 10 mins.

Virtually next door is RSB Sports Bar, usually £3 admission, 50p in the glass, girls around every 5 mins, some a bit skanky, £10 for a PD, pretty dirty pub.

5 mins further up the road opp Church , Browns free admission £1 in the glass about every 10 mins, nice place girls pretty good, £15 PD.

Come out of Browns turn left, 4 mins walk up Hackney road, Ye Olde Axe, usually about £3 to get in, £20PD, forget whether 50p or £1 in the glass, usually some nice girls there but gone downhill a bit of late.

Catch the 55 bus or a £5 taxi ride up Hackney Road to Images, free admission before around 9pm, later hours, about £15 PD downstairs, no touching.

Just across the road next to the railway is Metropolis, this is an upmarket StripClub, with free admission before 8pm, 50p in the glass, £10 PD, very nice girls, good clean place.
The Met can be reached very easy from Liverpool St just catch a train that stops at Cambridge Heath and the Met is 1min away.

The Met is pretty quiet until 7pm when there is a shift change, get there around 7pm, stay for a couple of hours and make the trip around the other strip joints in reverse order.

Jimmy Red Cab
09-27-04, 15:11
Just to add to Lokayatra's report on the Shoreditch strip scene, there is another bar at the far end of Hackney Road called Metropolis which is worth a look. There is normally a bouncer at the door of some of these bars but they are there to keep out drunks and undesirables---not to bully the normal clientel.

McManus1000
09-27-04, 18:42
Can anyone recommend a parlour in London where the girls generally provide OWO and/or CIM?

Thanks

Lokayatra
09-27-04, 20:54
I know about this Metropolis. But I found the girls there a bit too persistent. In any case if someone wants to save money he doesn't need to have a table dance. This way you can see 6 girls nude plus a drink for £5. The same thing would cost you at least £50 in Spearmint or other posh places in Mayfair. Has anyone been to Spearmint and Shoreditch places and knows the difference between the girls in the two places. Are the girls really worth the expensive entry etc.?

TheKnight
09-28-04, 00:05
Jimmy RC - LOL! I did coincide a gents trip once or twice, but not intentional. Once I played the bandit as the stripper coming on was skanky and I'd rather have put my quid in a machine, but I still got harassed by her, and caved in! Maybe I spent more than 7 quid, but it never seemed like it! Excellent value!

Charlie - Yep, Sunset Strip on Dean Street is the ONLY DECENT, NON RIP-OFF place in Soho.

ALL - I don't know anyone who's had a bad experience of the East End strip bars, but as pointed out some are a little "rough" in appearance, and some of the girls too. Crikey, I'd forgotten about the Met bar - a mate introduced me to that place and 'twas good. I also have to ask why anyone would want to strongly recommend Rhinos or Stringfellows over these salt of the earth places. Stringys and Rhino have top class lookers, but the no-touch rules are the same, the private dances are usually tamer at the up-market lap-dancing bars, and the stage dancers there don't strip fully unless you buy a dance. Therefore to see one pussy in a bar will cost about £1, maybe only 50p, whereas at Stringfellows or Rhino you would have to spend entrance fee (£10/£20) plus dance fee (£20)

Leon77
09-28-04, 11:05
Hi,

I'll be in London this week and was wonder if anyone have any feedback on westendagency.com Just booked one of their pretties.

Thanks

Lokayatra
09-28-04, 12:34
It was the doorman at Stringfellows who acknowledged it's cheaper in Shoreditch. When I asked him why should people £10 when they can see the same thing for free in Shoreditch he told me it's just because it's Mayfair and posh area etc. etc . He was laughing about the rich idiots who do pay for going there.

Bono
09-29-04, 13:09
Well Lokoyatra, Fine,I take your point its cheaper.I have no intention of sending anyone to Spearmint Rhino except for the fact that they have ladies from every race,color,height shape in the world. As you can tell from all my posts I do not recommend any one business over another but just try to help and inform my fellow mongers. So calm down,the purpose of the board is to inform and I thank you for your report .I did go to a place on Mayfair and I dont quite honestly remember the name but they had high quality girls there(model material)but the drinks were like 10 pounds for a beer, 20 if you wanted scotch which I found ridiculous. But the Spearmint Rhino is a well known club here in California where I live and I had an interest in visiting it there but the mileage there (London)is so much lame than here in Los Angeles.

Steve Dubai
09-29-04, 15:26
Leon77,

Not had any experience, but on my next trip in November I am eyeing up a couple of girls from www.abeautifulangels.com and www.maxesangels.com.

Would be good to share experiences more on this forum, particuarly those agencies that end up ripping you off.

Access to ********* & Captain69 is blocked in the UAE (where I live) so difficult to keep up to date on escort reviews for that next 4 day visit!!

Lokayatra
09-29-04, 17:58
In my experience the best agency is Scandalbabes. The girls usually have very nice apartments in the best part of london.,and quite often they really look like the photographs on the site. Though I wouldn't be sure about the Earls Court addresses, as I went to one and the flat was not so nice as the one in Kensington. Has anyone tried Glow? There seem to be lot of reccomendations on Punter net field reports site for this one. Though it's quite far out of town, Stratford area. But it's cheaper than Scandalbabes. £120 for an hour. No pictures on their site. So you never know how the girl looks.

Dick Johnson
09-30-04, 08:40
So I was in London, in Soho, to party.

And I was looking for a bar 2 girls told me they were working their first day. I couldn't find the bar. An Indian trishaw guy biked me around for 8 pounds for like 10 mins. I passed by a building that had the words MODELS written vertically. I went there and there were a few drug dealers hanging around the street corner. I was still in Soho,a busy part of town. Some guy told me on the 4th floor there's a fat chick with big t*ts. Not my type but I just went upstairs to see what's available. On the 2nd floor a woman opened the door and told me to get inside and it's 20 pounds for 10 mins. 20 pounds! That's like nothing in bloody expensive London. But 10mins? I asked with whom? And she opened the bedroom door and a hot model type blonde opened the door!

So I said fine. Here's 30 pounds for 15 mins. Just to see what it's about. Besides I havent got laid the past few days. I had to wait for some dork to finish. It was an assembly line type of deal.

5 mins later she let me in. And the bedroom was surprisingly spacious and even a little classy. The blonde undressed, Turns out she's not quite as perfect as first glance would suggest. But still doable. She looks really Eastern European but she's from Venezuela. We both undressed and I think she did give me a CBJ. B4 I f&*ed her I think I caught her putting a little coke in her nose.

Her pu$*y is really loose. Who can blame her. She's doing volume. A coupla times I thought I would come but nah, too rushed for my tastes.

Merlin Magician
09-30-04, 15:38
Congrats Dick, you finally found what Soho is really good for. Cheap efficient pussy. Even if the gal was a little sloppy, I bet it is still better than any free pussy you have ever had?

I still suggest that if you do walk-ups in London, that you stick with the English, Scot, Irish, Welsh ladies. It is so easy to get ripped off by the non UK ladies.

One more warning, one of many in the past and more to come:

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ANYBODY IN THE FUGGIN STREET IN SOHO!! TAKE NO HELP OR ADVICE FROM ANYONE IN THE STREET!

McManus1000
09-30-04, 16:04
I agree w/ Lokyatra, Scandalbabes has been the best in my experience. Sadly, my favorite girl there is no longer there, so I am looking for a new, young, cute, perfect-looking blond!

Dick Johnson
09-30-04, 19:53
Thanks Merlin. I didn't know there were many other ladies, even English and Welsh ladies available.

As a post script, after my deed with the Venezeulan lady, I went up stairs. I think the 3rd floor was closed. On the 4th floor a woman with big t*ts opened the door. She wasn't really my type so I said I was going to leave. She got mad(half real mad half mock mad) and waved her hand up in the air about to hit me in the head. I left in a hurry.

Merlin Magician
10-01-04, 15:41
I forgot one other trustable class of lady in Soho and that is the Asian lady. Toward the west part into ChinaTown, there are many walkups with Asian Ladies. Also Les Girls has a couple of very nice Asian Ladies.

Jimmy Red Cab
10-03-04, 12:18
Lokayatra,
You mention Glow, this is a flat with normally two girls working each day whereas Scandalbabes is an agency with £150 minimum. Most of the girls at Glow are eastern european, services start at a very sensible £40 and if you don't fancy the ladies you just say so and depart. Stratford is not that far out, it is on the central line or the main line from the city (Liverpool St). You can then walk to the flat in a few minutes, no cab needed.

Ferris Bueller
10-03-04, 17:37
Guys,

I just got back from Buenos Aires.

Highly highly highly recommended, even factoring in the plane ticket!

Every single one a GFE, and all night with stunners worked out at 50 quid.

I don't think I've ever shagged so many chicks in such a short time ever.

Fat Shaft
10-03-04, 18:40
Visited London after eons.

I must say it has changed apart from the fact that it is now extremely expensive - relative to SE Asia.

Reached London after flying British Airways club class, boy those flat beds are really nice.Since I arrived on a sat morning and my work was on monday had the weekend to play and sight see.

Took a mini cab from heathrow from an agency called taxi on time. No I am not recommending them just that they were the cheapest from the three agencies I checked with .

Took 41 quid from Heathrow to Canary wharf(the other end of town).Quite reasonable actually when you compare it to taking the heathrow express to paddington station and then a black cab to Canary wharf both of which would cost about the same and maybe a little faster.

Checked into the Marriott west India Quay hotel and they had upgraded me into a suite. A really nice hotel if you ask me, a bit on the expensive side at 300 pounds a night, but being in a suite helped. A new hotel which has just opened 3 months ago/

Spent Saturday inviting an old friend over and getting to know her body once again. Boy that felt good. She had to go back in the evening post which i took off to reccee soho.

Reached Soho and walked about.Saw signs for nude shows where they invited me in for 5 pounds to see the ladies naked and upon inquiring futher, 30 pounds for full service and an additional 10 pounds for the room .Seemed a bit dodgy to me and I did recall having read in the forun somewhere that these places can be rip offs.

So wisely the head ruled the lil one and i came back to the hotel, called up the ol friend once again to come on over the next day.Since she is married and had to go to church the next day, she came in early afternoon,post which I made sure she came again and again.

Caught the flight back early tuesday morning,promsing myself that the next time I come to london, I would partake the other dishes London has to offer.

Keep on mongering my friends.

Ferris Bueller
10-03-04, 23:41
Being a Londoner who has (a) been to a number of strip bars (from Shoreditch to Stringy's, Rhinos to Secrets) and (b) travelled reasonably far and wide (Thailand, Argentina, Amsterdam) in search of mongering experiences, I'm interested in other people's views on the scene in the UK compared to other countries.

I don't know if its because I'm a local, that I miss the obvious happening because I'm not looking out for it, but in strip bars round the world, you can have a chick dance for you and then sometimes they are working girls too so you could arrange for them to come back to your hotel/apartment. Am I blind, or does this not happen a lot in the UK (esp London)?

I've been to so many strip bars in London, and it always seems to be the look but don't touch story. And then I go abroad, and it almost seems to be like every hotel lobby, every bar, is crawling with ladies whose affections are for hire...

Am I being very thick? Is it because I live here that my brain is filtering out what any tourist/travelling businessman from abroad would spot immedately? Or is the bar/club scene in London really that sterile?

Come on gents, your opinions please!

Gladiator
10-04-04, 00:10
Merlin Magician,

Do you mean there is one specific Asian lady that is trustable or several different Asian girls who are, all of them, trustable in that area of Chinatown?

Thanks,

Merlin Magician
10-04-04, 15:32
The Asian ladies are maily going to be under the thumb of a different kind of generally honest Asian pimp. What I am very wary of in Soho is the Romanian and Albanian type rip off hookers who are operated by the new greasy, more violent Albanian pimps. Soho used to be more safe before these fools started moving in.

Gladiator
10-04-04, 20:34
Thanks Merlin, I think I'm going to try them.

Do you know what the going rate is? Is the first quote they tell you negotiable? Is BBBJ on the menu?

OttoGraham
10-04-04, 21:08
Evan Escence,

Have you posted your experiences about Buenos Aires in the Argentina forum?

Always good to hear the experiences of first-timers. Glad you enjoyed it!

Uncle Otto

OttoGraham
10-04-04, 21:10
London-related question:

What would be the best high-class strip club to go to in London along with a lady friend? She's always wanted to visit one, and honestly I don't have a clue about the London strip club scene.

Thanks in advance for your suggestions!

Uncle Otto

Lokayatra
10-04-04, 21:44
Jimmy Red Cap,

I was at Glow yesterday (sunday). There was one east european girl and one spanish girl working. I chose the Tcheque girl. She did the job without any enthusiasm. CBJ and french kissing but without passion. Creaking bed. Scandal babes is far superior. They might be more expensive. But at Glow they want and try convince you to chose one hour session which costs 120 pounds. The same thing costs 150 at scandalbabes. But in a beautiful apartment in the best par of london plus shower before and after. Also real GFE experience. Before you know it, the girl has her tongue in your mouth. The kisses linger in your mouth a long time after. On punter net field reports there was a review about Glow but it disappeared and now the site says the agency faked the reports. I don't understand how they could do this.

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StevieSteve
10-04-04, 22:00
Otto,

I'd probably recommend Stringfellows though I haven't been for a while. Everything's done in the best possible taste and you might even get to meet the man himself. Or even Chris Quinten.

I haven't been to Spearmint Rhino since it was ticked off for excessive raunch (unfortunately!) but that might also be a good place to go.

There's also a For Your Eyes Only in White Horse Street just off Shepherds Market but I haven't been inside.

If you want to compare high class with something a bit lower down the scale then you could try a quick visit to the Flying Scotsman in Kings Cross (kidding, it's a dump)

Cheers

Steve

StevieSteve
10-04-04, 22:04
PS,

Stringfellows is in St Martins Lane (joins Trafalgar Square but it's at the other end)

Spearmint Rhino is in Tottenham Court Road between Warren and Goodge Street (other side of the road)

S

Euro RLD
10-04-04, 22:33
Hi Uncle,

I would suggest the Astral club on 5 Brewer Street in Soho.

Nice upmarket, good decor and hot girls. I remember when it opened about 5 years ago. Great atmosphere especially with a ladyfriend.

Stringfellows is ok but only as I know Peter and his brother pretty well but it is a tourist attraction more than anything else but good when you have a ladyfriend.

Check out and Astral. I am sure you will like it.

Euro RLD

Snowy
10-05-04, 00:29
Evan

I don't think you're missing anything - I think the strip scene in London is as sterile as you perceive.

The strip clubs aren't really my scene, but my understanding is that the "look don't touch" rules are pretty strictly enforced. With the clubs in central London, the police and Westminster Council are looking for reasons to fine and shut them down. To be honest they bigger clubs like Spearmint Rhino are pulling in so much money they don't want to jeopordise their licence with the girls pulling extras for peanuts - I know someone who does business with one of the big club owners and the "legitimate" money they're making is frightening. I've seen the crowds that the Shoreditch places pull and I don't think they need to risk such a cash cow by tolerating the girls breaking the rules. I hear rumours about the bigger clubs and the extras on offer, but to be honest I think it is more of a high rollers thing - even if something's on offer I think it would involve serious cash.

Some of the smaller pubs that do strip shows will sometimes offer something more for a bit, but word gets around so quickly that invariably the places will be shut down really quickly - it's an easy bust for the police and wherever the strip clubs are there's a residence association wanting it shut. Easy PR for the police and the local rag.

If you read any of the strip boards or local punting boards you'll rarely hear anyone who has first hand experience of a venue which is as full on as you get in most places abroard in London - someone may know someone, who heard something, but it's rarely a direct experience.

I think the scene may be more liberal and interesting outside of London, especially outside of the bigger towns and cities.

Bono
10-05-04, 12:29
For Otto.I think the best one to take female friend woud be Stringfellows.This is where I took a lady friend of mine when I was visiting London and wanted her to go with me.Its classy, slightly expensive but not that high,and is most often frequented by British pop star Robbie Williams and Simon Cowell of American Idol Fame.I have been told by the bouncers that a lot of the cast members of "Neighbors"(I have no idea what that is) frequent the place as well.It looked like it had a great clientel. Lots of upper class people along with a lot of rich Indian docotors spending a lot of money here.Classy clientele,and great girls.I think this will change most girls idea of a strip club being shallow.

OttoGraham
10-05-04, 13:57
Thank you Bono and thank you Evan for your PM.

It appears the consensus of you to blokes is "Stringfellows."

And I am never one to disregard the advice of the local experts. :D

Uncle Otto

Ferris Bueller
10-06-04, 00:39
Snowy,

Thanks, I thought so.

To be honest my career as a monger started out in the strip clubs, tried a couple of massage parlours (one on the Chalk farm road, Camden, and Bel-Air in West Hampstead) and was a bit disappointed as the service was indifferent. Then I went backpacking and discovered Thailand, and life was never the same :-D

IMHO, the reason prices are so damn high in London (for lap-dancing dammit...no touching!) is that (a) as you say the extras aren't legit and to compound it (b) its bloody difficult to get laid without paying for it (and before anyone says it, I don't have too much trouble outside London, or for that matter outside the UK)! There's this whole lot of pent up demand just waiting to spill out (OK, maybe a bit too graphic there!), and us guys are the ones being exploited (albeit somewhat willingly), paying over the odds and still leaving the club frustrated!

Methinks I need to spread my wings and keep looking. Or maybe a business plan may present itself.

Ferris Bueller
10-06-04, 01:26
And by the way, if you do go to Stringfellows, just remember...take enough cash with you. If you run out early, and you want to stay, they have a 'Heavenly Money' option, where you pay by card and they give you vouchers which you can use in place of cash, only problem is that you will have to pay 20% extra. The club levies you 10% of your cash advance, and as it charges the girls 10% to convert their heavenly money into cash too, they end up passing the cost on to you!! So it works out a lot more expensive!

Yeah Stringy's is a damn fine place. I once saw Piers Morgan (ex-editor of the Daily Mirror) there. Stringy himself is almost establishment these days. Gotta give the old boy credit!

Vaugan
10-09-04, 17:36
Shoreditch Strip Clubs

To the left of Browns (coming from Liverpool St.) there used to be a small strip pub called The Spreadeagle.

The last time I was in the area I walked into what I can only describe as a ghost pub - the whole place had been gutted yet there was nothing to stop you walking in from the street. What was going on? I have to say it wasn't much worse than when it was in full swing, only fewer punters and strippers.

Has anything happened in the meantime? I'm in exile in 'stralia at the moment and had a look in my old stomping ground's forum for old times' sake, nostalgic fool that I am. Just wondering if it was worth having a look there the next time I'm in town.

While I'm at it - is Stratford Sauna as rough as ever?

Cheers geezas,

Vaugan.

MpfsLover
10-10-04, 16:56
Thanks to all the advice given regarding strip clubs in the Shoreditch area.

With some extra time on my hands one evening, I decided to go and check out the scene on this side of London.
I have never been there, so took the tube and landed at the Aldgate station. For some reasons the Shoreditch station was closed that evening, so I have to walk a little.
Turned out to be quite a good walk up the Whitechapel Road and then on to Commercial Street.

I did come across a strip bar on 19th Whitechapel Road, Sam's Bar. It has exoctic dancing neon sign by the door.
Walked in and it is a rather small place with a stage, saw two girls, one was dancing nude on stage. I would rate her a 6 on my scale. No entry fee, 10 Pounds for a lap dance. About 6 to 7 guys there. I stayed there a bit, and left, wanting to find the other places. So, this place is not dangerous, no bouncer or pimps, seems quite easy going if one wants to just hang out ( no pun intended ) and watch the show.

So continue up the Commercial Street, I came across the Spitafields Market, and this is quite an active place in the evening, lots of younger crowds (more locals) and maybe students eating and drinking in bars and outdoor cafes.
Some quite good looking women can be found in this area. I have to come back next time on a longer stay to check this area out.

I somehow lost my orientation, and ended up east of Commercial street on a street , Brick Lane. Saw a lot of middle eastern ( Indian and Bangaladash ) restaurants. Food sure looks good, and you can smell the aroma from the street. Seems like quite a few tourist eating here. I end up at a Bangaladash restaurant called Sheba Tandoori Restaurant at 136 Brick Lane. Got the set dinner, very nice and tasty, and quite inexpensive, two dish for 6 pounds.

After dinner, I walked past Ten Bells (some once suggested earlier). It is now just a bar, lots of people drinking and spilling out to the street, but no strip dancing any more.

I decided to call it a night, prominsing to come back next time to explore this area further on my hunt for more strip joints on this east side of London.

Thanks to all the gents for your info on this forum. The sharing of experience and information really make this forum interesting and worthwhile.

mpfslover

Charlie Driggs
10-10-04, 19:54
Vaugan

The Spread Eagle no longer has strippers (it stopped about a year ago?), though it is still open as a pub.

Charlie

Death Warrior
10-10-04, 21:31
If you want a good Indian restaurant, I can very highly recommend Lahore One on the East India Dock Road, its opposite McDonalds. Food is absolutely fanstastic !

For lap dancing place, Metropolis on Cambridge Heath Road is ok. No entry fee before 8pm, £5 after 8pm. Beers are £3 and lap dances are £10. Some of the girls are very hot ! Only downside is that the girls come round for the £1 in the pint glass before each dance that they perform, so can get expensive if you get there too early!

Tarl
10-12-04, 09:42
All (IMHO),

And this has been posted here numerous times...don't waste your time in strip joints in London. No touching, no extras - just bullshit. Don't know why Londoners go to these places knowing they don't get crap.

Anyway - the US (Houston, LA, Miami and New York) still have the best strip clubs AND you can get laid, bbbj etc. Vegas is more like London - except you can pay BIG money and get laid outside the club, which is stupid since in the casinos there are always girls working.

Again, my best experience in London has always been
www.scandalbabes.co.uk.

Member #2051
10-13-04, 05:47
Here's a quick report from a recent trip to London. Spent the weekend there about 2 weeks ago. 3 days, 3 encounters.

Friday: had set up an appointment at Les Girls with the infamous Lori. Had seen her before and was left with a marginal impression. Decided to give it another shot - so to speak. Showed up, had to wait a few minutes. Opted for 45 minutes for 100 GBP.

While she is, by far, one of the more attractive working girls out there, IMHO, she's a bit stuck on herself. She had this annoying habit of humming the song that was playing on the boom-box while I was trying to get her "in the mood". A bit distracting, to say the least. Anyway, had a mediocre BJ (covered, of course), a few positions and then shot a load on her chest.

I've always had good luck at Les Girls - even with some of the gals you'd not pick out of a line-up - but I have to tell you Lori doesn't do it for me.

Saturday: decided to try a walk-up (first time experience) and did a bit of research here and on *********. Choose 70A Berwick (actually on the same street as Les Girls but about a block from Oxford Street). Tried the first floor that advertised a "busty" one and as Lori (from Les Girls) isn't what I would call "busty", thought I needed something with a little more form.

Anyway, the girl's name was Gina (from Moldova). Not the best looking gal around, but not bad either. Had kinky long hair (which fit her nicely) and was - as advertised - busty. Opted for 20 minutes of French (45 GBP) and she really was well versed in this effort. Jumped right to it and wouldn't let up until I came. Had maybe 5 minutes or so left and after she takes off the spent condom and cleans me up a little, she pulls out another condom and starts at giving me head again. Hmm, I think - don't believe it's in me. So we parted ways, but I would highly recommend here.

Sunday: beside Les Girls is another walk-up and I had read some reviews of "Nicky". She was working that day, so, what the heck - why not.

Blonde lady and built quite nicely. Apparently from Holland - good English, blah, blah, blah. One of the ********* reports led me to believe she was drop-dead gorgeous. Well to some I suppose - just didn't really appeal to me. She was friendly and very skilled. Wierd thing is that she wouldn't let me touch, kiss, lick, etc., her breast. Said the were too sensitive. Well, that's a waste - after all, that's why I'm here.

Anyway, started with 20 minutes of French and something about her wasn't getting me where I wanted to go, so we finished it off with an oil-assisted hand-job. 45GBP was the damage.

Skagen
10-14-04, 01:18
I had a completely different experience with that same "Busty gal" at on the 1st floor at 70A. I was just there this past Saturday actually. She didn't tell me where she was from but it was the same gal, kinky black hair with some blonde highlights.

I paid 30 pounds for a 15 min suck and fuck (sex only would have been 20 pounds).

She took off her clothes and her body was pretty bad. Gave me an awful BJ, refusing to even take down half of it (and I'm not packing 12" or anything like that). It was a total waste of the extra 10 pounds.

So we then go into the sex part and she bascially wasn't even trying at all. So i turned her over into doggie and pounded the hell out of her to get my money's worth.

A total waste of 35 pounds in my opinion. I have had much better for even that little money.

Murilloa
10-15-04, 07:02
Member 2051,

Yes, it's true that beautiful Lori has a narcissistic streak - wouldn't you, if you saw what she sees in the mirror? I like to turn this to advantage by for example asking her to masturbate in front of that huge mirror in the top bedroom at les girls. She really gets off. And giving her doggy is such a pleasure as she gazes at herself and makes eye contact with you in the same mirror.

As for that boom-box, yes it is a stupidity. The trick is to wait until Lori has left you to stash the money and then stride across the room and turn the fucker off.

And you shot on her lovely breasts? I have once or twice been tempted to do so, but her vaginal contractions always give a world class orgasm, so I generally stay inside...
Takes all sorts.
Keep reporting.
Mur

Steve Dubai
10-16-04, 13:01
I will be visiting London early next month, and my preference is the convenience of escort agencies.

A number of sites are blocked by the government proxy where I live, including ********* & captain69, so keeping uptodate is difficult.

I am looking for any feedback on the agencies below (ie do they scam by sending a different girl to the photo) - as you see the same girl on different sites with different names, stats & nationality.

www.abeautifulangels.com
www.maxesangels.com
www.asianangelescorts.co.uk
www.oriental-angels.com
www.agency-asian-london.com
www.a-oriental.co.uk

Cheers!!

Merlin Magician
10-16-04, 23:20
Steve Six,

Call Academy Girls and stop the speculation. Members here know what works well in London. Please check prior posts here. With what you are saying about the sites you mention having the same girls lsted on several is troubling. If you wish to gamble on escort places not mentioned here then I guess it's your cash and you can do with it what you please.

Member #4643
10-17-04, 02:19
Don't have alot of experience with the asian agencies, but I had a nice romp with Anna from oriental-angels.com. After washing me in the shower, she was enthusiastic, DFK and BBBJ were excellent. Has "enhanced" breasts. English skills were minimal, but this was nearly in January 2004; she may understand a little more by now. They are charging the same prices now that they did in January, but the pound continues to be more expensive compared with the dollar. I try and avoid London, as the only affordable sex is at the MPs, and as a stranger, I am not comfortable traveling to all portions of the city.

Viagrant
10-17-04, 10:11
Steve Stx,

I can't speak personally for the agencies that you mention, but I have only good experiences with Scandalbabes and with A1-Asian. I am going to to London next month, and I will be calling them again.

Cheers,
V.

Gus69
10-17-04, 11:22
Can anyone provide any useful and up to date info on Shepherds Market walk ups?

I will be in London towards the end of the week and I would like to see whats on offer.

TIA

Snowy
10-17-04, 12:36
Steve Stx

I can't talk for all the agencies you mention, but I wouldn't worry too much about the number of girls with multiple listings with different agencies. I think since there are so many online agencies a lot of girls register with multiple places just to give themselves more opportunity for business. Some of the agencies are owned by the same people and they just advertise the same girls in different ways in different places. As for the stats thing....well P4P has never been the most reliable industry for 100% accuracy in this area.

I've never really understood why some use different names when they do this (some don't) and the nationality thing just seems to be at the whim of the agency. I know I've visited several girls who are surprised to find out that they're from Italy when they're Russian; the most common one is to make EE's Swedish. It isn't the girl's decision and, in the cases I've experienced, the photos are still accurate. I don't quite know why agencies do this - you turn up, the girl looks just like her photos and then you find out she's from a completely different country! It doesn't make any real difference but it doesn't exactly fill you with trust.

Ultimately just remember it's your money - if you/she turn's up and it's not the girl in the photo, then don't pay - leave or send her packing. There are always plenty of other options.

Euro RLD
10-17-04, 18:18
Hi Gus69,

Not sure what the deal is these days with Shepherds Market. I am sure if you take a walk around you will find something. Just look for open doors. Sometimes they have signs.

Only one I know is Stella. http://www.blondeukescorts.com/stella-london.html Not cheap.

May be better looking at the walk-up's in Soho. Just ignore anyone who approaches you.

Euro RLD

Merlin Magician
10-17-04, 18:28
Gus,

Hop on the bus ( I couldn't resist it...)and go to the intersection of Park Lane (by Hyde Park) and Buckingham Palace Rd. Walk east on Buckingham to about White Horse Lane. Go northward into the Shepherds Market area and scope out all the walk-ups. Late afternoon and evening will assure plenty of little cardboard signs at apartment entrances.

Look for the better quality signs which show plenty of attention in the making. I have found that the more crude the sign, the more crude the service.

Remember that if you don't like what you see when the lady answers the door, politely decline and go on the next little cardboard sign. The ladies expect this kind of shopping. Non UK ladies will get pissy about it, but then, you aren't looking for pussy that is easily pissed off, are you.

You will find that prices will be higher in Shepherds than Soho but time the saddle is usually longer.

The area is generally pretty safe and there aren't as many street scammers/scumbags/con artists about like in Soho. But still, do not deal with anyone in the street. (Also do not eat from street vendors who serve cooked meat products. No need to let Salmonella ruin your mongering.)

And...Most important! Do not forget to tip the maid!

Gus69
10-19-04, 09:09
Euro and Merlin,

Many thanks for the info, I'm looking for a bit of afternoon action before I meet up with a friend and visit the Shoreditch strip pubs.

If I have already dumped my load I won't be so tempted to have a private dance with a stripper and waste £10-20 for nothing.

Zagor
10-28-04, 10:58
Hi,

My last visit to UK and Londan was 2001 November. During my stay I was staying one of the small hotels in Earlscourt area. Area was very friendly, a lot girls around easy to bring them to hotel rooms. ı was using independent escorts before my arrival to London. Internet is great to find one of them in London. After deals my email one of them; mostly they come to my hotel and visit me in my hotel room (depends of the negotiation and service you expected) 2 or 3 hours what it is take. Of course they require you to come and visit them in their apart or hotel room somewhere in London. this was a bit scarry for me. How you thrust them.

Will be in London soon.

Great days

Zagor

William Hauger
10-29-04, 16:17
Hello,

If you are looking for sw`s ín eastern London, Old Montague st.,Davenant st. and Brick Lane is where you find them. Near Aldgate station.About £20 for intercouse, £40 for sex without condom, if you like russian roulette. I do, sometimes!
Good and cheap brothels in eastern London: www.vivasmassage.co.uk and www.gigglesgirls.com

Central London: www.sohocottage.co.uk

All places about £60 for 30 minutes sex, check them out!

William

OttoGraham
11-17-04, 15:48
Gus,

Hop on the bus ( I couldn't resist it...)and go to the intersection of Park Lane (by Hyde Park) and Buckingham Palace Rd. Walk east on Buckingham to about White Horse Lane. Go northward into the Shepherds Market area and scope out all the walk-ups. Late afternoon and evening will assure plenty of little cardboard signs at apartment entrances.

Look for the better quality signs which show plenty of attention in the making. I have found that the more crude the sign, the more crude the service.

Remember that if you don't like what you see when the lady answers the door, politely decline and go on the next little cardboard sign. The ladies expect this kind of shopping. Non UK ladies will get pissy about it, but then, you aren't looking for pussy that is easily pissed off, are you.

You will find that prices will be higher in Shepherds than Soho but time the saddle is usually longer.

The area is generally pretty safe and there aren't as many street scammers/scumbags/con artists about like in Soho. But still, do not deal with anyone in the street. (Also do not eat from street vendors who serve cooked meat products. No need to let Salmonella ruin your mongering.)

And...Most important! Do not forget to tip the maid!

What a great post. Just the kind of thing that makes WSG so valuable. One question, Merlin - what are the usual costs for the Shepeherd's area?

Uncle Otto

Merlin Magician
11-18-04, 15:27
Usual walk-up costs are about 40-45 quid on average but time in the saddle is maybe 20 to 30 min as compared to usual 20-25 quid and 15 20 min in Soho.

I forgot to add that Picadilly eastward from Park Lane intersection is a better entry point to Shepherd's Market than Buckingham Palace Rd..

Barely Sane
11-18-04, 16:23
White Horse Street is of Piccadilly not Buck Palace Road which runs past Victoria station. Nearest Tube station is probably Hyde Park Corner, just take care which entrance you exit from because it is a bit complicated with several exits. Enter Shepards Market from either Picadilly or Park Lane. Green Park Tube station is about the same distance if you wanter enter from Picadilly, just go west and enter via White Horse Street. Better still get an A-Z guide and follow that.

Murilloa
11-18-04, 19:47
and a first-rate party too, organised by sacred rose, http://www.sacredroseparties.com, starring friendly, alluring hostess Kaylie, reliable security work from the affable James, and three gorgeous Brazilians, Marcie, Cassie, and Pheliz. We started with a warm greeting from the ladies and a few minutes waiting for the full guest list to show up. A delightful feeling of slight tension mixed with tingling anticipation at the thought that these mouth-watering women were about to spend four hours sucking and fucking the fourteen lucky gentlemen who had made their way to this cosy basement flat on a bitterly cold night.
The girls all look better than their faceless pictures on the web site. Kaylie, wickedly sexy in late twenties, got up in black lingerie, put everyone at their ease and managed to fit in a lot of hot sex as well as carrying out responsibilities as hostess.
Cassie, a reddish-blonde goddess, in a red nightie that soon came off, was also very sexy in black stockings and high heels. Her fine breasts received a good share of sperm over the evening, and this will improve her already lovely golden skin tone.
Phelix, a darker skinned babe with shiny black hair and ‘come to bed’ eyes, in sleek spiky boots and nothing else. These two girls aged around 18-22, are statuesque and curvaceous beauties, firm and juicy wherever you looked (and touched, and kissed, and sucked).
Marcie is slightly older and more petite, very friendly and seductive, lovely pussy, also with her shapely legs encased in black nylon and standing up on high heels.
Cassie and Phelix spent most of the evening side by side on the biggest bed, and were mounted vigorously by all the guests, a cultured group of gentlemen from 30ish to 60ish who were polite and friendly to each other and respectful and passionate with the ladies. Cassie was perhaps the quietest of the four, but when she took in a big boy, her groans of pleasure were deep and authentic. Phelix was more vocal, raising the roof with a war whoop of triumph when she felt the first guest of the evening shooting his sperm in her, and constantly encouraging the man who was fucking her to go harder and deeper, often slapping his bouncing buttocks into action. In the next room, Marcie was never alone, and often had three or four eager cavaliers to serve her.
Your humble correspondent, possessing one of the smaller cocks on display, was nonetheless delighted by his performance, for which the lovely ladies can take credit. Indeed, I managed to cum six times. First in Cassie’s sweet pussy, then inside her neighbour Phelix. Then as one of three men to give Marcie’s pretty breasts a good glazing. Fourth shot was also Marcie’s, this time fucking her after a long wait in a queue of throbbing cocks. Number five was the climax to a magnificent blowjob from Kaylie, and at this point I was certain I could not cum again until Christmas, so decided to dress and leave in time for a beer before closing time. But going back to say goodbye to Marcie the sight of her expertly fucking an older guy was too much. My little friend stirred into life again, so pants down… …and without for a moment interrupting her pleasuring of the other guest, Marcie freed up a hand for me and the very last drop of spunk was soon oozing over her arm. Greedy boy was punished because he didn’t get to the pub before closing. Not that it mattered, because there were plenty of refreshments available during the necessary brief periods of rest, although every time you go to the kitchen you risk missing some fun. For example Kaylie’s celebrated ejaculation, which she managed at the third attempt after being tongued in the love swing. And the moment I most enjoyed as a ‘watcher’ was seeing Phelix cum. This was accomplished by a gentleman who (I hope he will forgive me if he reads this), is no longer in the first flush of youth, slimness or beauty. But he went down on Phelix for about ten minutes and brought her up to a huge climax. I was lucky enough to be able to lend a hand, gently stroking her nipples as she writhed and yelled with orgasmic pleasure. She took several minutes to recover, shaking and laughing while Cassie looked enviously at the wet patch on the bed. She composed herself to give her new lover an enthusiastic blowjob. Well, I could go on and on. But it’s back to work now, or there’ll be no money for the definite return visit I shall make next time I’m in London. Many thanks, ‘obrigadisimo ás belas garotas’ for a memorable evening.

Merlin Magician
11-19-04, 15:42
Barely Sane is quite correct about Picadilly St. When I wrote in Buckingham Palace Rd in my original directions to Shepherd's Market, I was into a writing frenzy and put the wrong street. White Horse definitely does go off northward from Picadilly into Shepherd's not Buckingham.

Teddy Johnwa
11-25-04, 10:04
Hi,

I will be one day in London next month, I wander if you guys can suggest a brothel, Sauna, or Massage Parlor where you can stay overnight?

Once I did something similar in a German FKK club, landed in Frankfurt in the afternoon, strolled around untill evening and later just went straight to ThePalace FKK Sauna, and stayed busy with girls, relaxing in Sauna, but also I slept several hours on quiet corners of the club on sofas.

That place closed at 4:00 AM, but that was fair enough, I enjoyed and had at least 3 full hours sleep. This is strategy saved me the hotel fee!

Do you think I can do same thing in London?

Does anybody can suggest or knows similar places in London?

Cheers,

Teddy

Connaisseur
12-01-04, 22:24
Fellow Londonmongers,

Travelling to your fair city frequently, I can't help but wonder if there are any spas/massage parlors where one can "let the hair down" for a couple of hours and get a few extras? I have studied the posts here, but most of the info seems to revolve around agencies and Soho. Now I remember having read something a while ago about places around Camden Town - is that something that is still worth trying?

Any input on these alternatives would be greatly appreciated!

Conn.

Merlin Magician
12-02-04, 02:00
Check all the recent posts by Maida Vale. He has the most recent parlor experience. He has described one that is located just south of Maida Vale tube stop. He has posted on some others in the London area.

However, I would stop at any tobacconist or news stand and get a McCoy's Guide if it is Parlors you seek. You may even be able to buy one at LHR or LGW. Best information source for London and the UK with accurate descriptions. Mine is about three yrs old and outdated.

Barely Sane
12-02-04, 10:35
Sorry to disagree with Merlin but Mc Coys Guide is out of date before it is printed. Much of the info he uses is gathered from the internet. One notable UK site has had copyright problems with Mc Coy. 10 years ago it was probably a reasonable source of info, but it is not worth the money now. There are three or four sites in the UK giving punters reviews of providers. If you can not find the specific info yo want here then try one of these sites, but remember to post any findings back here to keep this site up to date.

James Slug
12-03-04, 23:29
Fellow Londonmongers,

Travelling to your fair city frequently, I can't help but wonder if there are any spas/massage parlors where one can "let the hair down" for a couple of hours and get a few extras? I have studied the posts here, but most of the info seems to revolve around agencies and Soho. Now I remember having read something a while ago about places around Camden Town - is that something that is still worth trying?

Any input on these alternatives would be greatly appreciated!

Conn. No extra's but a very relaxed atmosphere and totaly straight which is rare for sauna's in london, try Rio's kentish town rd. If you are lucky they'll be a single female swinger in the place or if you don't mind being watched maybe a couple.

Merlin Magician
12-05-04, 04:04
Barely Sane is mostly right about the McCoy's. However, the question was about parlours and parlours is what the Guide reports on. True, it may be outdated, but the more solid businesses are still going to be open and it doesn't take a whole lot of time by locating them in the Guide and telephoning a few nearby to determine if they are still there or not.

Most of the other websites don't specialize in parlours but in incall and outcall providers.

Besides, it's worth a few quid to have a Guide to leave out on your coffee table for a nice conversation piece. Best UK souvenir I know of.

Connaisseur
12-06-04, 16:16
Thanks a million for the feedback, everyone. I have investigated a few websites, and chanced upon a couple of intersting places. Has anyone here been to "gigglesgirls" in Ilford, or College Sauna in Camden? Another line of establishments I wouldn't mind checking into is these Indian places - Kama Sutra-type things. Any suggestions?
I will certainly post any findings here on this site!

Conn.

Barely Sane
12-06-04, 18:29
Giggles is a flat with two girls working. It is not really a parlour, but if you have seen the website you will probably realise that. It has a reputation for being well run. Don't know anything about College Sauna. There are a few Indian girls working in the London area, but there is on called Kama who might be a good option for you http://www.princesskama.com/index.html

James Slug
12-07-04, 22:13
http://www.indian-palace.com/ may be more up your street Connaisseur, Kama is a little too submissive for some, the palace should be able to offer you a choice of girls with a range of service types. Giggles is good, however the services available are restricted by the madamn with all oral covered.