Rwanda

[MysteryOcean]

Hello folks,

Planning a Rwanda trip. Could you guys suggest all cool clubs. Plus a hotel may be in walking distance to these clubs?

Overall I would like to stay within walking distance of happening places / bar / club so its easier to get tipsy, pick up and come back to hotel in no time.

Looking forward for the trip and your great input.

[Alright71]

Greetings fellow mongers!

I have just returned from another successful weekend in Gisenyi. I again stayed at Maddys and found the same "guest friendly" service as before. But, I must say that the highlight of the trip was their new massage service. The girl is truly stunning and very open. The BBBJ was one of the best I have ever experienced and, damage was only 10 k for the massage and 20 for the tip. Well worth it for the service!

Happy hunting!

[Univelton]

Hello folks,

Planning a Rwanda trip. Could you guys suggest all cool clubs. Plus a hotel may be in walking distance to these clubs?

Overall I would like to stay within walking distance of happening places / bar / club so its easier to get tipsy, pick up and come back to hotel in no time.

Looking forward for the trip and your great input.Have you arrived to Rwanda? If not yet, Gisimenti is the right place to stay with a myriad of clubs at a walking distance. There is even a new hotel opening soon.

[Univelton]

Two new gems highly recommended. They have opened their own office in a quiet residential area. Massage and SPA as usual. But you'll get what you want.

Beautifully made girls, massage professionals and good at FS. On a safe note, better you bring your own beret.

Full damage: 15 K for a decent swedish massage and for FS, negotiate per as the value of services and the provider. Go and check yourself as I do not want to bias your judgment.

The place is here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q255Ju9t413MBYzU6 near the African Leadership University and Mellon Carnegie in Masoro.

[Cool]

For those who spend time in Rwanda, do you prefer to get a VoA or eVISA or do you even need a VISA for the first 30 days? Can you get the multi-entry visa on arrival? Information websites about Rwanda vary wildly and the actual Rwandan websites say different things. I'm not sure since the sites are poorly written.

Are there expat hangouts?

Also, is mobile money widely used?I think there is mobile money that you can use for taxi etc. They set you up when you get your MTN sim.

[Slowalk]

I think there is mobile money that you can use for taxi etc. They set you up when you get your MTN sim.Thanks Cool, I arrived in Rwanda yesterday and set up MTN and a momo account. Mobile money is widely accepted in Rwanda. I use WorldRemit to add money.

Also, for Americans, a visa on arrival is required. The immigration officer did all the work. I paid $70 for a multi entry visa. Immigration was the easiest I've ever experienced.

I don’t do MPs.

[MysteryOcean]

Thanks Cool, I arrived in Rwanda yesterday and set up MTN and a momo account. Mobile money is widely accepted in Rwanda. I use WorldRemit to add money.

Also, for Americans, a visa on arrival is required. The immigration officer did all the work. I paid $70 for a multi entry visa. Immigration was the easiest I've ever experienced.

I dont do MPs.I am planning to come next week. Quic questions:

- For Visa fees, Do they accept credit card? Or it had to be cash USD?

- are there any Money Exchange we can exchange $$?

- let me know if you want to link for hunting next weekend.

[Slowalk]

I arrived in Rwanda yesterday and set up MTN and a momo account. Mobile money is widely accepted in Rwanda. I use WorldRemit to add money.

Also, for Americans, a visa on arrival is required. The immigration officer did all the work. I paid $70 for a multi entry visa. Immigration was the easiest I've ever experienced.This is just day 2 so correct me if I'm wrong. I’m learning. Today is Umuganda. Rwandans are required by law to participate on the last Saturday of every month from 8-11. I don’t have all the details but people are out picking up trash.

As I was warned, Kigali is not a nightlife venue. In most African counties, nightlife begins after 11-12. Not in Kigali. I believe its law that establishments close at 1 am weekdays and 2 am weekends. I'm told the best ladies are gone well before 11. However, there are a lot of ladies out for a stroll if that's your preference.

You can't use Bolt or Uber in RW. I downloaded MOVE by VW. Still, the taxi tries to alter the price on arrival or in transit. I use MoMo just as I use mPesa in Kenya for larger transactions. For Boda rides, make sure you carry small denominations. It's an effort getting change from a Boda. Keep a head covering ready for Boda rides. You must wear a helmet (Worn out and filthy).

[Slowalk]

I am planning to come next week. Quic questions:

- For Visa fees, Do they accept credit card? Or it had to be cash USD?

- are there any Money Exchange we can exchange $$?

- let me know if you want to link for hunting next weekend.Credit card is accepted at the airport for visa payment and is very efficient. Not every nationality has to pay. Some nationalities are allowed entry visa free the first 30 days. Americans pay $50 for single entry and $70 multi-entry.

As in every airport, there is a forex immediately upon exiting. Exchange money then stop and get the MTN sim and activate MoMo. Download the MoMo app and download the Move app. Hail a taxi from the app. The taxi stand next to the MTN is overpriced but, one says it accepts credit card payments.

You can PM me but I won't be going to MPs.

Pack light.

[MysteryOcean]

Credit card is accepted at the airport for visa payment and is very efficient. Not every nationality has to pay. Some nationalities are allowed entry visa free the first 30 days. Americans pay $50 for single entry and $70 multi-entry.

As in every airport, there is a forex immediately upon exiting. Exchange money then stop and get the MTN sim and activate MoMo. Download the MoMo app and download the Move app. Hail a taxi from the app. The taxi stand next to the MTN is overpriced but, one says it accepts credit card payments.

You can PM me but I won't be going to MPs.

Pack light.MP isn't my thing either. I like the hunt. .

[Slowalk]

I spent about a week exploring various Kigali neighborhoods. I went out with two other residents at my guesthouse to Nyamurambu. Nyamurambu is the Muslim neighborhood but also has some nightclubs that close until 1-2. All the clubs are pretty lame and like most African countries, they are filled with African men. In particular, Torino Club is a total scam job. The waitresses hustle drinks at extravagant prices from all customers foreign and African alike. They give the impression they will go home with them if they keep spending until closing but disappear after closing time. The two I was out with thought they had a couple waitresses that night. I noticed the girls were always with a drink and got pinched or rubbed by just about every other table. To me, the waitresses are ugly. During that night, the drunk owner picked a fight with the entire table of patrons who were having a lot of fun dancing and drinking. They were not rowdy. They were not snuggling the waitresses or buying waitress drinks.

The same two housemates asked me to go back with them the next night. I declined and moved without telling them. From my observations, pick a woman out for a night walk. They do not look hard knocks as in other countries. For me, I'm using the method I found in my Ghana days. I look during the day and create a network. It's so much easier to work alone.

[Darksol]

2 week stopover and did a bit of everything. Dating apps, massage parlours and café/ restaurant pickup. Only one of these methods really shines. (Just getting over covid and diarrhoea at the moment) All will be revealed. Including getting around, food etc.

[SteelBaton]

Hey mate, hope your health has improved. Please contribute back to forum with a detailed report (and photos) of your experiences. Some are keen to try Rwanda, but would appreciate more details before committing to a mongering trip. Most interested in the girls you found, cost, method, age, etc. Are there any dark slim no-baby 18-22 year old on offer?!

Thanks bro!


2 week stopover and did a bit of everything. Dating apps, massage parlours and caf/ restaurant pickup. Only one of these methods really shines. (Just getting over covid and diarrhoea at the moment) All will be revealed. Including getting around, food etc.

[Carle]

Hey mate, hope your health has improved. Please contribute back to forum with a detailed report (and photos) of your experiences. Some are keen to try Rwanda, but would appreciate more details before committing to a mongering trip. Most interested in the girls you found, cost, method, age, etc. Are there any dark slim no-baby 18-22 year old on offer?!

Thanks bro!I was in Kigali & Gisenyi in January, I did not write a report on that time. Basically I am French and on French speaking Youppie site I contacted a European guy living in Kigali.

I got the contacts directly from him. Normal prices were 30 k RWF (+/- 22 $) for good relaxed sessions. So did not do any research by myself so was shy to write a report with poor reporting relevant details.

Kigali is very safe, walked at night every where no problem, girls are friendly, no rush, no problem. It is quite an advantage to go around in this friendly atmosphere.

If interested I can pass you this local contact just PM me.

[JanVD]

I was in Kigali & Gisenyi in January, I did not write a report on that time. Basically I am French and on French speaking Youppie site I contacted a European guy living in Kigali.

I got the contacts directly from him. Normal prices were 30 k RWF (+/- 22 $) for good relaxed sessions. So did not do any research by myself so was shy to write a report with poor reporting relevant details.

Kigali is very safe, walked at night every where no problem, girls are friendly, no rush, no problem. It is quite an advantage to go around in this friendly atmosphere.

If interested I can pass you this local contact just PM me.Sound interesting. I will PM you.

[MysteryOcean]

So finally I get to make it to Rwanda next week.

Just wondering any fellow monger would be there?

Also anyone can share the information for accommodation, coolest clubs etc?

[Jargonizations]

Arrived safely after a semi-interesting flight from a European capital. The flight was initially delayed because one of the doors wasn't sealing properly. We then had to relocate to another gate so that maintenance could fix the issue. Once that was done, we had to take on additional fuel with the doors open and passengers on the ready. Just in case! On final approach to Kigali, the pilots decided to go around which increased my anxiety levels because of all those hills that surround the airport. I was glad when we landed and my boots were on terra firma.

Immigration took my passport scanned / stamped it taking the lesser part of a minute to do so. Collected my bags, exchanged some currency and later headed to the MTN store to get connected. MTN now has esim as an option. Once all was said and done, I had 10 GB of data, airtime and my MoMo account ready to go. The MoMo can be used for 99.999% of all transactions in Rwanda! Just like Mpesa in Kenya, carrying cash should now be a thing of the past. Topping up can be done via WorldRemit. To prevent loss of your number and MoMo account, occasionally add money to the account, make a call or have MTN save your number for you.

Configuring MTN took far longer than clearing immigration. I'm aiming to be on a backpack on my next trip and hope to be on a Moto headed to my hotel 20 minutes after landing.

[Jargonizations]

Called my wing man (a local) after settling in and went to a pub nearby to catch up and go over my planned itinerary for the next few days. My schedule was tight and I didn't have time to waste. I wanted to see what the rest of the country looked like outside the Capital city. We were having some drinks a little past 2 am when a female police officer barged into the pub and ordered us out. Last call is 1 am weekdays and 2 am weekends. Not wanting to risk her ire we left and went to bed.

Woke up the next day to a torrential downpour and decided to stay put until the weather cleared. Called up one of my contacts from last time who came thru after stopping at the supermarket to buy some food and supplies for us. Drank a few Heineken's before taking her to the bedroom and smashing her over the night. The next morning, I sent her away with 50 k and started getting ready to head out west. I rarely do repeats and will not be seeing her again. For those suckers on her social media pages, insist on a video call or prepare to be surprised by her in person appearance!

[Jargonizations]

There's street meat available around NM 2.

NM 23. Downside is fornication is prohibited in most of the guestrooms located in the area. Blame the very large Church in the are for that. My stomach flared up while here which meant I had to laying low for a day. Wing man reports to the same location for breakfast and spends the rest of his day shitting in his room. I spotted Gorilla Trekkers in the same restaurant so we might have picked the bug from somewhere else. Carry Imodium!

We managed to grab us some girls but the language barrier and entire experience was just underwhelming. The views around the area are really nice. I might come back to play tourist!

[MysteryOcean]

I concluded my recent trip to Rwanda.

Visa: For my Canadian passport, Its visa-free entry. It saves me a lot of headaches of applying and visa fees (Worth of 2 pussies at least). Immigration check was a breeze.

Sim: As soon as you walk out, There are booths for MTN & Airtel. MTN is highly recommended (I bought Airtel big mistake). $10 -You'll get 2 GB of data daily for the whole month.

Currency: I exchanged $300 at the gate, there was a bank counter. They offer the lowest rate, So don't do it, As you walk a few steps further, there are set of shops and they offer a much better rate (.

These shops are in the Airport Parking premises so you don't worry).

Hotel: I found a gem. "Inside Afrika Boutique Hotel", It is in Kiyovu. 1-2 km from Cadillac, 0. 5 km from famous hotel Rwanda. 0. 3 KM from the former President's house and 1. 2 km from the city.

Center. $40 a night, with a villa-type setting. Super safe neighborhood, Mostly hotels in this area. Give it a try. At this price, it was incredible. All the girls I invited, didn't want to leave, they just.

Wanted to spend the whole time around the swimming pool.

Ride: Uber doesn't work, There is a Yebocab but its hit and miss (mostly miss). The only option is Boda Boda.

Food: There is only food delivery app: Vuba Vuba. Overall food option is ok, I ate mostly Indian food (Khana Khazana is great).

Clubs: Unfortunately I ended up in Genocide Memorial Week, So all club activity was prohibited.

Tinder: Works like a charm, mostly college girls, Never paid more than 30 k ($23).

Facebook: I started sending friend requests to any hot girls I saw on FB in Kigali. Most accepted request and got the best one for non-pros Univ students, happy to hook up for quick cash.

Girls: Rwanda has insane Women to Men ration, you'll find mostly girls all around. All like to dress sharp and have great body features. Tutsi girls are tall and well-built. Overall their sexual performance.

Was amazing too.

City: Kigali is amazing, and super clean, it is actually like a city from the developed world. Its on all hills so, anywhere you go, you'll have amazing views.

Safety: This country takes safety very seriously, at every corner, and intersection, you'll see a guard standing with a gun. People are scared to shit to commit a crime here.

I have had about 10 girls total. And each one of them was like a model. This country is a gold mine. The only thing I missed was shisha,. It is banned here.

Laws: Drink & drive is 5 days in jail. Sex with minor - 25 yrs. Laws are extremely strict here. Do not even talk to Minor (not my thing but if any of you have any kink, you better not come here).

Police is watching, you believe it or no but they have eyes and ears all over the city. Cannabis is banned, people do it but if you get caught, you'll be going to jail, So make yourself well aware of.

The laws and stay out of any trouble.

[Mombie75]

I concluded my recent trip to Rwanda.

Visa: For my Canadian passport, Its visa-free entry. It saves me a lot of headaches of applying and visa fees (Worth of 2 pussies at least). Immigration check was a breeze.

Sim: As soon as you walk out, There are booths for MTN & Airtel. MTN is highly recommended (I bought Airtel big mistake). $10 -You'll get 2 GB of data daily for the whole month.

Currency: I exchanged $300 at the gate, there was a bank counter. They offer the lowest rate, So don't do it, As you walk a few steps further, there are set of shops and they offer a much better rate (.

These shops are in the Airport Parking premises so you don't worry).

Hotel: I found a gem. "Inside Afrika Boutique Hotel", It is in Kiyovu. 1-2 km from Cadillac, 0. 5 km from famous hotel Rwanda. 0. 3 KM from the former President's house and 1. 2 km from the city.

Center. $40 a night, with a villa-type setting. Super safe neighborhood, Mostly hotels in this area. Give it a try. At this price, it was incredible. All the girls I invited, didn't want to leave, they just.

Wanted to spend the whole time around the swimming pool...Excellent report. Kigali is deffo on my list, possibly for September.

Did you see any massage salons for real massages.

How is the coffee shop situation there if you noticed? I need a few coffee shops on my trips.

[PussNet]

I had a short business trip to Tanzania recently so I decided to take my post business trip vacation in Kigali away from the prying eyes of colleagues.

I was surprised to see on Thursdays to Sundays some clubs stay open way past the 1 am /2 am curfew.

There seems to be an agreed upon schedule for which clubs stay open on which nights.

Here is what the schedule looks like.

People club. Thursdays and Sundays (Entrance fee: 5 k on Thursdays 10 k on Sundays).

Chillax lounge. Fridays (10 k RWF entrance fee).

Inferno club. Thursdays (was there before the "last call" so didn't pay anything).

Kigali lounge. Wednesdays - Sundays (people start arriving around 3 am, entrance fee: 10 k RWF).

La. Noche club. Saturdays.

A local contact mentioned that you can know which club will stay open beyond curfew by checking on Instagram where a certain DJ will be performing a given night.

The good news about clubs that open past curfew is all the talent concentrates in these clubs since only a handful of them are open on a given day.

[Amadeuss]

I had a short business trip to Tanzania recently so I decided to take my post business trip vacation in Kigali away from the prying eyes of colleagues.

I was surprised to see on Thursdays to Sundays some clubs stay open way past the 1 am /2 am curfew.

There seems to be an agreed upon schedule for which clubs stay open on which nights.

Here is what the schedule looks like.

People club. Thursdays and Sundays (Entrance fee: 5 k on Thursdays 10 k on Sundays).

Chillax lounge. Fridays (10 k RWF entrance fee).

Inferno club. Thursdays (was there before the "last call" so didn't pay anything).

Kigali lounge. Wednesdays - Sundays (people start arriving around 3 am, entrance fee: 10 k RWF).

La. Noche club. Saturdays.

A local contact mentioned that you can know which club will stay open beyond curfew by checking on Instagram where a certain DJ will be performing a given night..Is this now a board for club reviews? Tell us of your fucks instead!

[Terry09]

The club review is very helpful.

The key point if I may quote is that, "The good news about clubs that open past curfew is all the talent concentrates in these clubs since only a handful of them are open on a given day. ".

Info on pussy goes hand in hand with info such as flights, accommodation, Visa issue as well as the club scene itself.

[Novatron]

Hello friends.

Thank you for all your reports and reviews. They are very valuable.

Does anyone have experience traveling by bus from Kigali to Kampala? Is it safe? Is it worth it?

Is there any town or village worth making a 1 or 2 days stop over before proceeding to Kampala?

I'm planning a 20 days trip in Rwanda and Uganda and all your input would be highly appreciated. I'm a Latino man living in Europe for the last 22 years. As you can imagine I don't know anybody in those countries, so I'm very excited about that adventure.

Salud!

[MysteryOcean]

Hello friends.

Thank you for all your reports and reviews. They are very valuable.

Does anyone have experience traveling by bus from Kigali to Kampala? Is it safe? Is it worth it?

Is there any town or village worth making a 1 or 2 days stop over before proceeding to Kampala?

I'm planning a 20 days trip in Rwanda and Uganda and all your input would be highly appreciated. I'm a Latino man living in Europe for the last 22 years. As you can imagine I don't know anybody in those countries, so I'm very excited about that adventure.

Salud!I traveled from Kigali to Kampala in Bus in last April. Absolutely no problem.

Border crossing was breeze, just have yoir Yellow fever certificate.

Try to book 2 day in advance for VVIP seat.

The only scare I had was they unload everything from bus at the border. My bags were on the floor on the side of the road when I was asked to go through stamp. I was like it might get stolen but thank god it didn't.

Food stop were really unhygienic, So get your water and food supply. Roads were surprisingly ok so no issue there as well.

From my experience, I was totally fine and if I get a chance I would travel again (but I am fuckin done with Uganda). If you travel from Rwanda to Uganda, you will see massive decline in beauty.

Rwandan girls are smokin hot while Ugandans were ugly.

[SceticoBlu]

My bustrip Kampala-Kigali was 2018. It took 10 hours inclusive 90 minutes at the boarder. They looked for plastic bags there and moneychangers tried to trick me. I think Ugandan girls are easier to approach and Ruandans reserved, communication in English might be a challenge with the later. French I don't speak. I cannot confirm a big difference in the way they look.

[Novatron]

I traveled from Kigali to Kampala in Bus in last April. Absolutely no problem.

Border crossing was breeze, just have yoir Yellow fever certificate.

Try to book 2 day in advance for VVIP seat.

The only scare I had was they unload everything from bus at the border. My bags were on the floor on the side of the road when I was asked to go through stamp. I was like it might get stolen but thank god it didn't.

Food stop were really unhygienic, So get your water and food supply. Roads were surprisingly ok so no issue there as well.

From my experience, I was totally fine and if I get a chance I would travel again (but I am fuckin done with Uganda). If you travel from Rwanda to Uganda, you will see massive decline in beauty.

Rwandan girls are smokin hot while Ugandans were ugly.Thank you MysteryOcean. I appreciate. I was a bit nervous about the bus trip. What bus company did you use? Yes, I'm traveling from Kigali to Kampala. Same route as you I guess. What about a stop over to cut the long trip in 2? Any town or village worth it?

Why are you done with Uganda? I still need to start working on connecting girls on social media, that's probably the easy part I have a couple of weeks for that before I travel. If Kampala is as bad as you say I might continue all the way to Kenya, Kisumu and around.

Salud!

[Novatron]

My bustrip Kampala-Kigali was 2018. It took 10 hours inclusive 90 minutes at the boarder. They looked for plastic bags there and moneychangers tried to trick me. I think Ugandan girls are easier to approach and Ruandans reserved, communication in English might be a challenge with the later. French I don't speak. I cannot confirm a big difference in the way they look.I'm going the opposite way. Probably the crossing from Uganda to Rwanda is more complicated? Thank you for your comment. I will of course report about how it went at the end of my trip. So far I have no experience with Ugandans nor Rwandese either.

Salud!

[MysteryOcean]

Thank you MysteryOcean. I appreciate. I was a bit nervous about the bus trip. What bus company did you use? Yes, I'm traveling from Kigali to Kampala. Same route as you I guess. What about a stop over to cut the long trip in 2? Any town or village worth it?

Why are you done with Uganda? I still need to start working on connecting girls on social media, that's probably the easy part I have a couple of weeks for that before I travel. If Kampala is as bad as you say I might continue all the way to Kenya, Kisumu and around.

Salud!I don't remember the bus company. There were 2 good companies. I suggest you go to bus station personally and check bus and seat.

They will show you bus and seats and all.

I don't found Kamapala chaotic so didn't bother to try any smaller town.

Kampala is super crowded, terrible roads, very limited food choices, not safer after dark and ugly girls.

Nairobi is much better, girls are a lot better (on avg $5-$7 more expensive than Ugandan).

It has a crazy party scene and overall more facilities.

My goal is not to fuck as cheap as possible. My goal is have sex with best looking girls, with best attitude? Enjoy great nightlife and food.

So I look for different thing.

Kigali has a limited night life but girls are pretty and great attitude.

Go to a coffee shop at the entrance of Univ. It's full of college girls and almost all girls sre on the menu for you to pick up.

[Mr Matrix]

Hello friends.

Thank you for all your reports and reviews. They are very valuable.

Does anyone have experience traveling by bus from Kigali to Kampala? Is it safe? Is it worth it?

Is there any town or village worth making a 1 or 2 days stop over before proceeding to Kampala?

I'm planning a 20 days trip in Rwanda and Uganda and all your input would be highly appreciated. I'm a Latino man living in Europe for the last 22 years. As you can imagine I don't know anybody in those countries, so I'm very excited about that adventure.

Salud!The best known bus lines are Trinity and Jaguar, after I boarded Trinity a pastor came on board and led the passengers in prayer for a safe journey haha.

BTW I don't share MysteryOcean's very negative view of Uganda, and if you read back a few pages you'll find he's in the minority. I enjoyed my time in Kampala and found plenty of pretty well dressed girls on Tinder and in clubs and plenty of good food options at low prices, and yes Kampala is chaotic and crowded but it's a melting pot with girls from Eritrea, Somalia, Ethiopia, South Sudan and DRC in addition to locals, I enjoyed the buzz and vibrant night life. Night time security is the same as in any other African country, take sensible precautions. I'm going back for another visit next month.

English was not taught in Rwanda schools until mid 90's after the genocide so older people speak only French and Kinyarwanda, I found Kigali sterile and dull compared to Kampala with not much happening at night other than week-ends.

[Novatron]

The best known bus lines are Trinity and Jaguar, after I boarded Trinity a pastor came on board and led the passengers in prayer for a safe journey haha.

BTW I don't share MysteryOcean's very negative view of Uganda, and if you read back a few pages you'll find he's in the minority. I enjoyed my time in Kampala and found plenty of pretty well dressed girls on Tinder and in clubs and plenty of good food options at low prices, and yes Kampala is chaotic and crowded but it's a melting pot with girls from Eritrea, Somalia, Ethiopia, South Sudan and DRC in addition to locals, I enjoyed the buzz and vibrant night life. Night time security is the same as in any other African country, take sensible precautions. I'm going back for another visit next month.

English was not taught in Rwanda schools until mid 90's after the genocide so older people speak only French and Kinyarwanda, I found Kigali sterile and dull compared to Kampala with not much happening at night other than week-ends.Mr Matrix when will you be there? I'll be in Kampala by mid October. Just don't know for how many days. I'm still deciding if I stop in Mbarara and Masaka for a couple of days before reaching Kampala.

[MysteryOcean]

The best known bus lines are Trinity and Jaguar, after I boarded Trinity a pastor came on board and led the passengers in prayer for a safe journey haha.

BTW I don't share MysteryOcean's very negative view of Uganda, and if you read back a few pages you'll find he's in the minority. I enjoyed my time in Kampala and found plenty of pretty well dressed girls on Tinder and in clubs and plenty of good food options at low prices, and yes Kampala is chaotic and crowded but it's a melting pot with girls from Eritrea, Somalia, Ethiopia, South Sudan and DRC in addition to locals, I enjoyed the buzz and vibrant night life. Night time security is the same as in any other African country, take sensible precautions. I'm going back for another visit next month.

English was not taught in Rwanda schools until mid 90's after the genocide so older people speak only French and Kinyarwanda, I found Kigali sterile and dull compared to Kampala with not much happening at night other than week-ends.Ofcourse we all have our likes and dislikes. After been to 9+ African countries, I have pretty good sample size to compare for what works for me, where I see best value for my time and money etc.

Uganda is monger paradise and so many people love it. But in terms of beauty and ease of spending a day, it's at the bottom (For me).

[Mr Matrix]

Mr Matrix when will you be there? I'll be in Kampala by mid October. Just don't know for how many days. I'm still deciding if I stop in Mbarara and Masaka for a couple of days before reaching Kampala.I will be in Kampala from 12th to 26th of October, but will be staying with one of the ladies I met last year at her home. I know she will take very good care of all my needs but sadly the trade off is no other mongering. She has cousins in Kigali so we will also be going for a visit, and then all of us going to Gisenyi for the week-end. The cousins are both attractive females so I live in hope haha.

I rode solo last year and after lining up dates on Tinder a week before I arrived had a great time with 4 different ladies, only one asked for payment other than dinner or a few drinks. You can find my report a few pages back on Uganda stream.

If you want an inexpensive Safari during the trip I recommend Red Chilli to Murchison Falls.

[SeeMeVen]

Ofcourse we all have our likes and dislikes. After been to 9+ African countries, I have pretty good sample size to compare for what works for me, where I see best value for my time and money etc.

Uganda is monger paradise and so many people love it. But in terms of beauty and ease of spending a day, it's at the bottom (For me).I had a good time walking up Naguru Hill, some pretty streets and great view at the top walking around Protea Hotel. Not sure if the road around Protea is still open since there was some building going on. I always started of at Katalima Rd, police headquarters. Otherwise there's always the gym.

[Amadeuss]

I had a good time walking up Naguru Hill, some pretty streets and great view at the top walking around Protea Hotel. Not sure if the road around Protea is still open since there was some building going on. I always started of at Katalima Rd, police headquarters. Otherwise there's always the gym.Are you sure that you post in the right forum? This is not the International Birkenstock Walking Society for the lame and introverts!

If you got infos on where at your round you saw attractive sexy kittens, then let us know. Because on last Thursday, the African Union health watchdog said the Marburg virus outbreak had been brought under control: we can plan to visit this country again in near future.

[NamasteParis]

Ofcourse we all have our likes and dislikes. After been to 9+ African countries, I have pretty good sample size to compare for what works for me, where I see best value for my time and money etc.
Uganda is monger paradise and so many people love it. But in terms of beauty and ease of spending a day, it's at the bottom (For me).Interesting! Then from an expert POV, which country would you rate the best (please mention your top 3). I'm an Africa addict too, but never been in Central / South Africa.

[MysteryOcean]

Interesting! Then from an expert POV, which country would you rate the best (please mention your top 3). I'm an Africa addict too, but never been in Central / South Africa.Best: Zambia.

For $20, College girls were ready to spend whole day. Tinder is full of broke college girls, some were even willing to stay with me for pizza and beer.

Girls are actually hot and great figure.

Unlike Tanzania, Kenya or even Uganda, there are very few foreigners go to Zambia, So fot them it's a big deal.

I found it's safe, girls are beautiful, young and cheap. Weather is great. Overall no 1 in terms of ease of getting girls and spend a quality day / night with them.

Few good clubs for a great night life.

2) Tanzania:

It has everything. For max $25, Tinder girls will be at your door step.

I stayed in Dar: Masaki. It's the most affluent area so it's expensive but safe.

It has nice beaches. Girls are plenty. Overall not all are beautiful so it takes little effort to scroll Tinder or even kn bars to find a stunner but there are stunningly? Beautiful girls available in $25-$30 budget.

3) Rwanada:

Kigali is safe, all mountains so it's like a hill station. Rwandan are the most beautiful girls I ever had in Africa.

Kigali is smaller city, So pool is small (but still big enough to have plenty of choices).

Girls were very easy going, not a moment when I thought they would ever scam me.

Again these are all students and no hard-core.

4) Ghana.

Beautiful girls, some come ad cheap as $10-$15. Accra is a big city. Super hot. A lot of food and night life choices but the scene is ruined by Nigerians.

West African girls are bigger. If you are into it. I am more into slim one.

Nigerian girls habe flooded the market, they are hot but too much crime associated with them. You have to be watchful with them and that's a ig turn off for me.

But here I habe seen some biggest waist to Boob ratio girls. Some were totally unbelievable (and natural).

Rural Ghana in on my plan, to have real Ghanian beauty, even cheaper and some better climate.

5) Kenya:

Girls are slim and hit. Food choices are incredible. But these are Metropolitan girls. They know how to skim money from you.

These girls are hot, they know what they got and intend to charge premium for that.

There's a lot to do in Nairobi. Nightlife scene is amazing.

So it could be easily no1. If you are willing to pay a bit more and ok with Metropolitan girls tantrums.

6) Uganda:

Girls are plenty and cheap. But that's it.

Kampala, is a chaos and not safe. Spending a day out side fucking is hell.

Most girls are ugly, sure there are always some pretty one but overall pool is ugly.

Togo & Benin is super waste of time and Nigeria is Nigeria.

At last: I spend a night in Adia Ababa due to flight delay. Ethiopian airline gave me a stay close to airport and hotel lobby were full of stunningly beautiful girls.

They quote me $100 (It's over priced, if I had time, same could be had under $50).

[SwimmingFish22]

Both spots near stadium.

Paradise massage and spa.

Not great selection of masseuse. 10 k for massage 20 k for BJ. Wanted 50 for FS.

Blissed massage.

One girl, attractive. Paid 20 k for massage and 30 k for FS. She wanted 50 k and threw a fit but did not budge.

[Darksol]

Getting around: motorbike. You can use the apps to approximate the cost and then the technique is a phone held firmly in the hand under the arm of the driver in front of him to steer him. And then you use the other hand to go left and right. Most of them don't even have a smartphone.

I forgot that I hadn't done this report. This is from earlier 2024.

Eating out: subpar experiences. Avoid the local fish which is something from the supermarket frozen. When the power goes out it.

Thaws and refreezes again. Expect to maybe more than you usually do in Africa for a decent meal.

Accommodation. Best bet is medium star hotels in the centre. No one bothers you. The lovelier places in the hills usually have nice staff and are internationally owned. I stayed at this Greek kind of a hotel with beautiful homemade yoghurt, chatted with the owner. But of course I wasn't going to smuggle in women after that.

MPs are overall a crappy experience. Reticence, limitations, low standards of women, unreliable, weird. At the cheaper ones you might get a Burundi monkey squatting over you poking at your stick like an Ewok looking for guidance. If that's your sort of thing go for it. I did have one good f at one of the locals only steamhouse deals. The dorky girl with glasses mentioned here a few times that sings to you. I came quickly with a condom which is unusual.

Best bet is young local waitresses. There's nice cafes around with excellent coffee and cake etc that's a cheap way to pick up girls. Java house was reliable. Think tall with twin towers poking out inviting her a worshipping tongue. Tight crown jewels underneath. Or do you prefer athletic-type student bodies bursting out of tight jeans (that hang about hoping you'll slip them your number) Approach the same way you would dating. Imagine you are a rockstar young in your 20's and wait for smiles and flirting. I never 'paid' formally for this type of arrangement just treated them well and had fun. If you don't know how to hold a conversation probably not worth going to Rwanda. A little patience required. Maybe two dates.

Tinder et all is ok. A bit of unexpected saggy sits and tram tracks stomach, though. You need to look out for that one.

[NamasteParis]

Best: Zambia.....Thank you so much for these infos. As I only get into tall / slim / model type girls, I'll give a try to Rwanda, and maybe Zambia Tanzania. Thanks.

[NamasteParis]

I'll finally project to spend the 3 first weeks of April in Kenya + Rwanda. I can see that it's rainy season.

Is it raining at night or only 30 minutes, or is it totally a bad idea to go there at this period (I also think about safaris.)?

[NamasteParis]

MysteryOcean said in his previous report to be careful about going with a minor (-25 yo). Is it true that in Rwanda, majority age is 25 ?

[John Auro]

MysteryOcean said in his previous report to be careful about going with a minor (-25 yo). Is it true that in Rwanda, majority age is 25 ?Who told you that crap??

[Mombie75]

I'll finally project to spend the 3 first weeks of April in Kenya + Rwanda. I can see that it's rainy season.

Is it raining at night or only 30 minutes, or is it totally a bad idea to go there at this period (I also think about safaris.)?It is rainy season in Kenya but it is rare it rains all day. Usually during the night or up to midday but not everyday.

[Explorer8939]

I'll finally project to spend the 3 first weeks of April in Kenya + Rwanda. I can see that it's rainy season.

Is it raining at night or only 30 minutes, or is it totally a bad idea to go there at this period (I also think about safaris.)?I assume you are up to date on your Yellow Fever vaccine, and have the paperwork to prove it.

[MysteryOcean]

MysteryOcean said in his previous report to be careful about going with a minor (-25 yo). Is it true that in Rwanda, majority age is 25 ?The age is not 25. But Rwanda is a police state. Laws are ironclad strong.

If she looks young, check her ID to confirm the age. I follow the same practice everywhere.

If she look younger than 25, just confirm the age and don't leave anything to chances.

Having sex with the minor is the last thing we want to do (actually never).

[Carle]

I assume you are up to date on your Yellow Fever vaccine, and have the paperwork to prove it.You do need to have Yellow Fever certificate only if you arrive from an African country, no need if you arrive from EU.

For info I went from Kigali to Zanzibar and on return I was not required to show Yellow Fever.

[Member #4813]

You do need to have Yellow Fever certificate only if you arrive from an African country, no need if you arrive from EU.

For info I went from Kigali to Zanzibar and on return I was not required to show Yellow Fever.One immunization is good for life (https://www.cdc.gov/yellow-fever/vaccine/index.html). It used to be required every 10 years, but there is no longer a need to be "up to date".

[JonesLover]

Hi mate,

I would like to ask some questions about Kenya and Rwanda. But absolutely not Nairobi and Mombasa but I would like to go to some city north of Nairobi, such as Naivasha. I don't like pros and especially experienced girls. I like slightly "naive" girls. I don't like nightlife and bars.

I know that in Kigali there are beautiful girls, but it's not easy to find them on social media like those in Kenya.

I only have 3 questions to ask to better understand the Kenyan and Rwandan reality.

I'f you know well the reality of these 2 countries, I hope you can answer my questions.

In which of the 2 countries is it easier to get a girl to bed in a short time.

Since I would like to stay with each girl for 7-10 days full time, in which of the 2 countries is it easier for a girl to come and move to me for 7-10 days and live together?

Which of the two countries is cheaper to live in for 20-25 days?

Thanks.

[Amadeuss]

One immunization is good for life (https://www.cdc.gov/yellow-fever/vaccine/index.html). It used to be required every 10 years, but there is no longer a need to be "up to date".Yes, it is correct. BUT:

You need ot have chop in your certificate from the doc that it is valid lifetime!! Otherwise it needs a renewal every 10 years still.