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Fslag338
11-16-02, 23:49
Luang Prabang: well you might be in for a do it yourself job!
I found very little action in LP, however there is some at a mainly Laotion disco (I think the only one in town, so ask a tuk-tuk driver to bring you there). In general there are only a few girls (on teh dance floor, you have to find out who is a hooker and who is not).
After the disco closes they sometimes try a last shot with trying to pick up a "farang" (=westerner) at a bar X. Forgot the name, will look-up and post later.

Vientiane is definitely the better place for sex.

Ashton
05-17-04, 14:56
Vang Vien,

There are several hostess bars around on the outskirts of town but they aren't super accomodating for foreigners. But I think if you are gentlemanly they'll service you for about 25$. One guy I met was in there but then he started being kind of obnoxious and they cancled his negotiations.

About 20 minutes drive towards Vientiane there are a couple of brothels in a small little town. The locals call the little strip Saigon, so perhaps they are Vietnamese girls. I didn't go there but a local guy I was hitching a ride with pointed it out.

They are right along the road and late in the afternoon you can see the women out front brushing their wet hair. You can actually see them all over Laos and they are marked with the yellow Beer Laos flags all across the front of the shop and the women loitering out front to track down truckers and such.

Let me know if you need more detail or post if you have an experience there. I did not.

Charles23
10-22-04, 16:47
It is a good place for action, cheap and nice hotels 5$, and pay 20$ for all nite action

Batman
10-24-04, 09:40
Where is Vang Vien/Vangviang in Laos I looked on lonely planet and it not listed on their map. But it does say there is trouble on the road between Vangviang and the capital.

Coma Boy
10-26-04, 18:42
Vang Vieng is about a two to three hour drive (about 150KM) North from Vientiane.

Charles23
10-27-04, 15:00
It is nice place for a good rest. No problem on the road. There is a bar (?) near the bus stop. You can find actions there.

Coma Boy
05-27-05, 07:16
Try a last shot with trying to pick up a "farang" (=westerner) at a bar X. Forgot the name, will look-up and post later.This is most likely Hive Bar. Best place to pick up Farang girls in town.

PaulThaicom
03-27-06, 09:02
I am off to Luang Prabang for a couple of weeks. Any new information, do's and don't or even contact names / numbers?

Either way, I'll update here when I get back with any new information.

Potala
10-12-06, 22:55
Like the messager below, I'm off soon to Luang Prabang and would love to get some more recent information about the place -- where and how to monger, and if it's indeed possible to. Any input very much appreciated.

AncntFornicatr
10-26-06, 10:01
Like the messager below, I'm off soon to Luang Prabang and would love to get some more recent information about the place -- where and how to monger, and if it's indeed possible to. Any input very much appreciated.I am going up in February and would appreciate any info you can pickup. I will be in Vientiane for a while first so that is also of interest. Last time I was in Laos (04)there was some action in Vientiane but it was not "Paradise". I was glad to get back to LOS.

I will probably go to Cambodia first so a short vacation would not be bad for my energy levels before back to those lovely fleshpits in LOS. ;-)

Pierre Le Ski
12-17-06, 11:29
I found a cracking little club close to the Khammouane Hotel where I was staying. Great girls and great atmosphere.

Mianbao
05-01-07, 11:32
Luang Prabang still seems to be a no-go area for this activity. There are a couple of bars on Phousi Rd however they had western backpackers only. The only place I did not check out was a night club about 3-4km from the centre of town. the Daofa Night Club is across the road from the south bus station and new sports stadium according to my map. No idea if there is anything there or not.

Member #4566
05-03-07, 10:32
Luang Prabang still seems to be a no-goThanks for the info. Since you were there, did you find something anywhere else in Laos?

Mianbao
05-05-07, 12:51
No but in Vientiane something found me. That place is like shooting fish in a barrell. Locations have been posted in the Vientiane thread already.

Jackazzzz
09-13-07, 15:06
Which Luang Prabang did you go to?

As soon as I left my friends for the night, walking down the main street at 10 PM, I was propositioned by three tuk-tuk drivers. "Tuk-tuk...lady", like you'd expect. By the third time I was too curious to resist and asked how much. He said 2000 baht, and laughed and kept walking. He actually drove after me to get serious; he readily agreed to 1000 baht plus $4 for his driving, so cheaper is certainly possible.
The place was about 10 minutes from the center of town, near the bowling alley. It was my first time at one, but seemed to be exactly as described in other posts about country-style 'lady houses' that are dark, decrepit, and far out of the way.
I sat in a big room with bare cinderblock walls, and three girls came in while I drank beer with my driver. A few more girls were with a French guy in another room; he came over and said hello on his way out. I eventually picked a girl and paid mama; by Thai city standards they weren't much to look at, but how often are you going to fnd yourself in a Lao lady house?

The setup was as described - sex in the room where she sleeps, her laundry hanging on a rack, pictures of her family and models and such on the walls. Mediocre service, refused BJ by saying "I'm Lao".

All in all a memorable experience because of the setting and the fact that it seemed so easy to pull off despite the fact that I went there after reading the posts here about how there was no action. Maybe no GOOD action would be a more appropriate comment.

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White Croc
01-05-08, 04:19
Was in LP before Xmas and was referred by my resort owner to a nightclub by the name of Muong Swa. Was there around 7. 30pm and waited for 30 min before the chicks trickled in. The bar captain recommended a fair and slim one who was new. Very GFE like love at first sight. Without wasting time we proceeded to the hotel right next door for a short time which cost USD7. Good BBJ and offered me to cum on her face but just could not do it. Damage. 300,000kip

Boobs - 5
Face - 8
BBj - 8

That Asshole
01-13-08, 04:51
Thakek Laos 2008 (Only for Sex-Tourist)

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1. Introduction
2. Overview
3.Travel
4. Information, food, accomodation, banking, etc
5. Sex in Thakek
6. Other things to do
7. This sad world (one story)

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1. Introduction

So, where on Earth is Thakek? Why is it good? And why is this idiot telling us about it? All fair questions and will be briefly explained below.

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1.1 Thakek is located in Asia, South-East-Asia, Laos country, about three hours drive south from Vientiane capital, sitting on the Mekong River, directly opposite the major Thai town of Nakon Panom (see separate posting about NP-sex in Thailand section).

1.2 Thakek (as all Lao towns) is quite different from Thailand in many ways. First of all, it's comparatively quiet, relaxed and sleepy. There are few cars, few shops, and very few western tourists. This makes for a nice change from Thailand. But on top of that, Thakek is an important trading center between Vietnam and Laos, accomodating quite a large of Vietnamese population and travelling business community. This all calls for basic necessities such as comfortable accomodations, reasonable food and of course a healthy supply of fresh, young pussy. Vietnamese and Lao, both. This report will mainly concern about the Viets, which as we know, are far superior to most Asian nationals in quality of sexual culture and services. I have to emphasize that the scene at present is mainly unspoilt by westerners, so their needs are not especially catered for. However if you are adventurous you will get by (well, the adventure beats the fuck, I hope you agree).

1.3 If it is so good, why do I not keep it for myself? Fair question. But let me note that the very principle of "sex-tourism" is based on two main conditions: *1= Open information exchange among men, *2=The noble principle of sharing. We give you while hoping that you will give us in exchange. If you decide not to give us in exchange but keep for yourself it is fine. But please note that eventually it will come back to you and by being selfish, you will find yourself alone and separated from other men. Alone you will be free pray for women. Only together are we strong. This is what sex-tourism is about. It is the "liberation of men" from female oppression. You may not agree with this right now. But just think about it when you have time.

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2. Overview

Laos and particularly the border areas with Thailand (not exclusively Thakek) present great copulation possibilities with beautiful young women for ugly, old degenerate men like us. The noble trade is conducted on both side of the border, in brothels, karaoke shops, massage parlours and other establishments. For your perusal a basic map of the concerning border areas is attached. Details regarding the other towns you will find in their relevant chapters of the Forum.

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3. Travel

3.1 Thakek can be reached from four main directions. *1>From the south via Savannakhet, Laos by regular public bus. *2>From the north via Vientiane, Laos by regular public bus. *3>From the Vietnam border by public bus once a day and trucks several times daily. *4>From Thailand by ferry every 30 minutes via Nakon Panom and the Mekong River.

3.2 Visas to Laos: For most Western nationals a visa will be issued on arrival at several Lao border checkpoints, including Thakek. (Permitted checkpoints change from time to time, so please double check before travel). The visa fee is USD 35 which permits 15 days stay. For about the same amount, 30 day visas can be obtained in advance at the Lao embassy in Bangkok or at the consulate in Konken. The procedure is very simple, takes about 20 minutes and requires only one visit. One photo will be necessary.

3.3 The Thakek bus station is about 5km north of town and a tuk-tuk will cost 70-80 baht to hire or 20 baht if shared. The bus from Vietnam terminates at the Suksomboon (3km) market. Exactly where you can find the "entertainment". The Thai-Lao ferry terminal is in the center of town. After you clear immigration, you can walk to various hotels and restaurants.

Most tuk-tuks (tuk-tuk is a three wheeled taxi car) stop working at 5-6pm. If you need transport at night, you must arrange it daytime or get a phone number and call the driver for pick-up. Night rates are higher than daytime. (Yes, the Lao are quite lazy when compared to Thais).

4. Information

4.1 On the attached map are marked the locations of the tourist office and bank. Apart from this one, there are other banks. You can also get good rates at the ferry terminal and at the two main markets. Hotels also offer money changing service. However Thai baht as well as USD are also accepted for larger transactions. To buy from streetside stralls, you will need Lao Kip. The exchange rate in 2007 was around 1 USD= 9-10,000 Kip. (About same as Indonesian Rupiah). One THB = 280 Kip.

4.2 The tourist office sells a basic map as well as tours to caves and other attractions. They can also tell you where to rent motorbikes and bicycles. Staff can speak English very well.

4.3 Many hotels in the $5-15 price range can be found near the ferry. Further inside town there are some more guesthouses. Various stalls along the riverfront sell barbecued meat and other Lao food, especially in the evening. Hygiene seems to be rather basic but let it not deter you. Your inner strength, peace of mind and good health will protect you better than hygiene or condoms can. (Because they cannot.)

4.4 Dangers, annoyances: Thakek is a rather small town. Locals are relaxed and friendly. The streets are very safe to walk even late at night. Even the stray dogs are melancholic and too lazy to bark. Much friendlier than in Thailand. There are rumours about some Lao law banning Lao citizens from sexing foreigners. Years before it might have been enforced, but things have changed a lot recently. Furthermore, it does not address foreigners rooting each other, as in the case of you and the Vietnamese citizens.

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5. Sex in Thakek (the story of one visit)

5.1 The transport guys

I got the phone number from a young driver, so that he would pick me up to go and see pussy at night. However, quite unusually I saw one samlo on the road around 8pm. Waved it down and it was not necessary to call my friend. To the Viet catshops the fare was $2. Long way, about 3km, at "Talat Lak Sam" - 3 km markets. They also call it Suksomboon. Arriving there I eventually happened to catch up with my young samlo driver and his rather dark skinned friend, another Lao boy about 20yo.

5.2 Viet beauty found

We chatted a bit sitting in the back of his taxi and then I asked them to help me with the cat-shops. Westerners are rare here and it would be much nicer to go with some locals. They said the cost would be around 1000B for the fuck and they can't get any commission there. So, I offered to pay 100B for their assistance. Next to the market area there is a long row of Viet karaoke shops, about 8-10 of them. We walked around a bit then picked one to try first. We talked with the mamasan, a mature Vietnamese woman. She turned out to be totally friendly and accomodating. Next I was surprised by the price she offered, only 700B for one pop. At mamasan's call, four girls came out looking 20-25 years or so, from which two were pretty enough. I especially liked one called "Chi-Lan" or something.

But before deciding I wanted to look other shops first (really the sex bit is just small part of the fun). My boys worked well and talked for me everywhere. As if we were long time acquaintances. But the selection at the others wasn't as good as the first one (price everywhere 200KK or 700B, $20 USD). So we returned for Chi-Lan (700B/ST). While waiting for her to come out, I talked a bit with another young Vietnamese girl who was sitting outside, she was from Vinh city. She spoke no Thai or Lao but some English so we got by. She was cute and pretty but just a bit heavier than Chi-Lan who looked like a real doll. Eventually Chi-Lan came out and we all moved inside the shop. I paid my boys the agreed 100B and thanked them for the great help. They were exceptional.

5.3 The fuckup

But then Chi-Lan made a scene of not wanting to fuck the ugly farang. The deal was practically done already and mamasan became terribly angry, shouting at her. On top of that my two boys did not hide being angry either. But I decided not to push it. Mama said yes, so I guess I still could have fucked Chi-Lan but probably the service would have been shitty. So I declined and the three of us left the shop.

Once outside again, the young black Lao boy attempted to return the 100B. Wow, what a heart! I was amazed. They did their job well, it was not their fault. They earned it, so I insisted that they keep it. My boys seemed to feel quite bad about the aborted deal but I considered it only as entertaining. I really wasn't there for the fuck but for the fun. Out on the backroads of wild SE Asia, roving the night streets and negotiating with pimps for cheap fuck-meat. It was great! That's the fun part and certainly not the root. In fact I was even happy that I wouldn't have to root again. Had been doin' it nearly every day.

5.4 Everything fixed

But then I started thinking, just to make the boys happy: How about the other young girl from Vinh? She seemed very willing. So we returned and I took that one for 700B. She was just great. With some little more belly fat but still childless and pretty. Very white soft skin, smallish but cute tits and lightly haired bush. Happy, subservient and keen to please. With good sucking technique as well. Beats Pattaya Soi Yoksad any day. She was a good one, earned another 50B tip ($1.50). After finishing, the boys shocked me again by offering to take me to some Lao fuck-shops to root 15-16 yo holes. They said it was normal for them and they were surprised that I protested. I have to emphasize that I did protest not because of my views. I will not try to look like a hypocrite. But because it is simply too much trouble. Let's follow our laws and keep the "dogs of law" hungry - is my view. No offence, no pay, no food for them. So they might die out. I am not gonna feed them. Hate angry, barking dogs.

So, I just gave the boys another $2 for taking me back to the hotel. It was a very interesting night. I practiced speaking Lao, met two nice local men, had one good root with a beautiful, uneducated, subservient woman. Total cost just over 1000B ($30 USD).

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5.5 A little older

Returning the naxt day, this time without the boys. One other mamasan was kind enough to remember me and sort of pushed me to take another, slightly older Viet woman. This one older, around 35yo, with a very exotic Chinese like face. Body not so young and fresh, but service was good again, and she even nicer than the Vinh girl. Good enough deal for 700B.

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6. Other things about Thakek

- You can change money at various other places. However for atmosphere none beats the bank as marked on the map. The procedure here is a bit lenghty. This was the first time I saw literally mountains of banknotes. Only Lao Kip but still, such huge piles of it. Each one is taller than a human. And they keep bringing in more on huge trollies, loading it in one corner. Quite fascinating.

- One warning: Locals are all friendly but still, you should fix the price for every thing in advance. Even for one banana that you eat before asking the price, you might be charged some ridiculous amount.

- About the town: Imagine a "civilised version" of Cambodia. The streets are clean. Public lighting is good. There is little traffic. Few hassles for transport or anything. Food is a bit dirty with lots of flies, but cheap. Prices in Laos are pretty much fixed, even for samlos. They haggle just a little bit.

- To buy things, the 2km but especially the 3km markets are the best. They have most things you may need.

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7. "This sad world of ours"

One sad story, but happy ending: (Warning: May not please everyone. Depending on your political views.)

Apart from the hotels, there are many guesthouses around town and the usual guests are foreigners, backpackers. My room was spaceous, clean and very comfortable and the food good too. But I had one strife. I was looking for some opportunity to fix it and it presented itself eventually. The Lao boss had some quarrel with a couple of western females and seemed quite annoyed by it. After some chatting I moved our topic to the disguisting advertising sticker attached to his front door. I explained to him that we have lots of troubles at home with this type, they keep harassing men, they are arrogant, agressive and want to take over the world, etc. Their propaganda is totally man-hating, insulting to all men, libelling them perverts, child abusers, monsters. I was referring to that eyesore "No Child-sex tourism! Don't turn away - turn THEM in!" sticker with a man's picture beside it. I mean who is "Them"? Is it those bastard "men"?

I suggested that we take it off and the Lao man agreed. We tried but unsuccessfully. Being well stuck, using expensive glue, probably 3M brand. They can afford it, after all the whole world is financing them. It was not possible to pull it off without taking the whole paintwork with it. So the Lao man finally found a large Marlboro sticker somewhere and we glued it on top. I quite like Marlboro smokes, especially the Menthol flavour after a good coffee. And that door looks so much better now too. We just do our bit wherever we can. Smiles, smiles.

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End Thakek, Laos 2008 report

That Asshole
04-20-08, 05:34
Wank Vieng, Laos 2008

(continued from Vientiane thread)

Contents:

1. Part 1
2. Part 2
3. Part 3 sex-stories
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4. Interesting fact
5. Miscellaneous information
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PART 1. Wank Vieng

*** The power ***

There is one thing that amazes me about women. It is not their bodies. It is neither their brains (obviously). That one thing that fascinates me is their "power" over men. Totally, shockingly interesting subject for reflection.

How did it come to being? Was it always like this? And, what is the reason for it? I am thinking 25 hours a day. Have theories but no conclusive argument yet. The following stories touch on the subject.

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1.1 *** Ready for sex ***

The tourist shuttle picked us up at the hotel. At the sports center we transferred to a large bus. All about 40 backpackers and various tourists. Many in fact quite old, over 40, 50 and even 60 + years. I had been dreaming for a long time to actually sit next to a backpacker on a long bus ride. Some beautiful,blonde, delicate doll would have been allright. So, I took a seat in the back expectantly. Our bus was nearly full, and (as usual) it is always the seat next to me that is last to fill. (They say it's my peculiar unwashed stink.) So, I can have space, hehehe.

The bus was just about to start when one more backpacker girl appeared. She sort of seemed bothered about the [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) smell but - because there was no other choice - sat down next to me eventually. I tried to smile, but my dentures were packed away safely in the suitcase. So, I only managed my classic "three-black-stump-grimace".

*** Trying to "pick-up" ***

My "Lovely" turned the other way in obvious disgust, trying to pull as far as the narrow seat alloved. She wasn't blonde, delicate or a doll in any way. But rather big, heavy bodied and red. Large bottom and small tits combination. "Yet sort of cutish face"- I consoled myself. And she was mine for the next 3 hours, hehehe! I wanted to pick her up for casual sex, so I kept grinning as much as I could. (How would "you" do it?) But instead of praising how handsome I was she just kept listening to some recorded music via the earphones all the time. Obviously she never had been to Pattaya. They always call me "sexy man" over there.

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*** Red girl ran away ***

Our ticket costed $6 and the trip was promised to be 2-3 hours (150km). But really it took nearly 4 hours plus one more spent with transferring and waiting in Vientiane. Total 5 hours. We stopped half way at a restaurant. There were 9 toilets in all, so everyone got their turn soon enough. The trip is not so boring as the bus passes through some amazing mountain scenery. The tourist bus dropped us off in the centre of Vangvieng town. For some strange reason I did not manage to pickup the "red backpacker chick". (She sort of running out of the bus as soon as we arrived. There are some strange people in this world. Who understands?)

Leaving my suitcase at a restaurant, went looking for some room. There is plenty available, starting $4 up to $10. Good value. Vangvieng is small. You can walk around in 30 minutes. Packed full with guesthouses and restaurants for tourists in the town center. As for the locals, they prefer to live on the outskirts where it's quiet. It is also a very relaxing and rather interesting place. Quite a unique experience. Even apart from the sex, very recommended!

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1.2 *** Finally: Lao sex ***

The sex-perience: At 7pm I tried to look for some transport. Very difficult case and seemingly hopeless. For a long time kept walking back and forth along the main street, with no success at all! At last, one samlo misteriously arrived at 7.30. I quickly waved to it as energetically as I could. Shouting as well: -"Hey, hey!" The old man driver spoke both English and Thai. I explained what I wanted. He smiled: -"Sure, have many. I will show you. Take care you." He was a very nice gentleman. Price quoted $6 for all night. Not negotiable.

But he was worth it. We drove in the dark to the main road that goes to Luang Prabang. Then again for only a mile or so. Our first stop was along the main road. A little shop with Lao and English sign: blablabla-drinkshop (or something). My driver went inside while I waited around the vehicle.

1.3 *** White skin, cute face ***
One beautiful young girl was cleaning something outside the house. I asked her if she was working there and what the "service" was. Curiously, she said: - "Drinking beer". The driver came out and waved me inside. We all sat down in a very tidy, clean, modern room. Four young girls watching TV plus one older woman, me and the driver inside. I felt very comfortable and casual. Chatted a bit with the old Lao woman about some neutral things. Drank some beer.

After about half an hour or so watching the TV (nobody seemed to be in a hurry), I felt very relaxed and casually asked the old woman about the "cost of boom-boom". She said a strange thing, that all the girls set their own prices. My beauty girl that I met outside previously was also there. She had to be the obvious choice for me. Tall, young and totally gorgeous. Me asking the price, she seemed too shy to say it. So I suggested she write it on a piece of paper and pushed a pen in her hand.

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(We were like an ordinary family sitting around, watching some Chinese TV drama. No other customers in sight. )

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*** Exchanging figures ***

She wrote something down. I look at the figure. Lots and lots of zeros at the end. So I figure it cannot be dollars or baht. Must be 400,000 Lao Kip. That roughly equals $40. A bit too much. So, in turn I write 200,000 on the paper. Then she goes 300,000 kip. That's about 1000 thai baht. Which seems reasonable, about same or cheaper than in Vientiane. Price of room is included. I really don't like women so much. I think there is so much dirt about them. Fighting, deception, violence. I only fuck them for the numbers (100pcs/year).

However, the thought of rooting this spectacular Lao beauty in this exotic location, excited me quite a bit. Especially because the cost only $30. That's a bargain, something like picking up a new shirt for $5, on sale at Walmart. She was young, fresh, juicey, hardly 20 years. In the best shape right now. Even just groping those young fresh mammaries would be worth $30. Don't you all agree?

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1.4 *** The "Adventure" of Indiana Jones ***
But in my opinion the "adventure" itself beats the fuck, any fuck, any day. So on second thought I decided to look around first because the driver said that there were many cat-houses and we were still only at the first one. Maybe the others would be even better. The next house we would approach in a dark side street, off the sealed road. Not like the one before, but primitive, bamboo construction. However here the mamasan and the 6 chickens are amazingly friendly. They stood up in a straight line, putting their palms together in "wai" and bow in unison. As if for a special guest. Very impressive!

However the quality of chicken, as well as the setting not as nice. All girls young, but looking a bit chubby and somewhat unkempt. Or maybe they just don't wear as much make-up? Not sure. The price here only $20/ST (600 baht, cheap enough). Beats Pattaya any day for sure. The third place we go is not far, on the same street. The driver walks in alone and comes out soon. "They don't like falang here" - he says. Ah well, it had to happen I figure. We are not always champions. Maybe they had bad experience before.

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*** The Lao cop ***

My driver very easygoing, doesn't mind me to wonder around just a bit more. So we proceed to Cathouse #4 which is on another parallel dark street. Lots of christmas lights flashing at the gate. I negotiate the narrow bamboo bridge leading to the entrance, through some big ditch or moat. Apart from the females, there is already one Lao customer sitting at the bamboo table, next to a bottle of beer. I also order a bottle. Price of ST is $20 again. Only two girls available.

The others "busy" right now. One is nice but fat at the belly. And the other one is totally cute. I am very tempted. But, she looks very young, so I hesitate. I ask mama and she says the girl 20. What makes me especially concerned is that the other "customer" sort of feels like a "dog". A sniffer. I just feel it. But after a few minutes he would pay and leave the room.

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Anyway, I pay and the young girl takes me to the back for a roll. Very pretty, sort of innocent girl but gorgeous meat. Worth the 600 baht any day. Of course the sex is very straight but I get a lick of the fresh nipples and velvety skin. 10/10 for me. Beats doing all the dirty bits with an old saggy-skin buffalo.

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1.5 *** Nowhere to run ***

We walk out hand-in-hand and yes, my feeling was justified, the "cop" guy is back, sitting next to the table with two other uniformed ones. They all drink beer. I sort of panic, thinking : - "Whadda fuck can happen? That girl actually could have been too young. And I had no way to know for sure. Plus fucking with foreigners supposed to be illegal anyway". But there is no place to run. Run to where?

There is only one table in the room, so I sit down too. Order another beer. I smile and greet them in Lao. One of them smiles back, surprised: "Falang wao Lao dai". (Foreigner speaks Lao.) I apologise that I cannot, but inquire if they might speak Thai. They nod, "chai". We talk some neutral shit. Nobody mentions anything. So I soon grab my driver and leave. Legs shaking a bit, hopefully not too obviously.

The point is: Coming here you have to accept that you will be in the center of interest. The next day or even sooner everyone will know that who you fuck, how many times and in what positions. There is nowhere to hide or run. But it's cool if you can keep your cool, I guess.

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*** The point: "Freedom, peace" ***

My driver says that there are more houses, but I had enough fun for the night. I feel that the act of "copulation" is rather over glorified. There is really nothing so exciting in it. But the adventure of sex-travel, to chase up young fresh fuckers is the fun part. Lot more joy than any fuck can be. And most of all, it brings us freedom from women. Freedom from manipulation by sex. So, we stop fighting other men. That's the ultimate benefit.


He takes me back to the guesthouse. Since it is so hard to find taxi at night, I get his telephone number. He says that he knows even better places. A whole village of fuckers only 6 km away or so. Let's sleep on it first. I managed to have a great sleep afterwards, 8 hours escape from this rotten dirt world. Full of heroes, fighters, dogs and feminists. When I had to come back again in the morning I felt like crying. But nevermind, today we chase up some more fuck-meat and have some more "fun".

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PART 2 Wank Vieng 2008

2.1 *** The "poor" of the world ***

Our problem is that men are poor. When we don't have cash, we cannot pay. For food, for shelter, for kindness. But the women can pay, even if they don't have cash. For food, for shelter, for kindness. They can always pay. That's how we are made to be the poor of this world.

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*** Back to Beauty #1 ***

So, next day my nice pimp driver wanted $10 to go to the 6 km chicken-houses. I suggested instead: why don't we go back to the beautiful girl of yesterday? By that time I made up my mind that she was worth 1000 baht. And she was. One good fuck-point for me. Then we had another go at the "friendly house" where they all bowed. They weren't actually ugly - it occured to me on this occasion. Only the light was poor. I liked this one again. Nice, submissive, obedient service. None of these women are educated, which is another definite turn-on. They are just simple. And nice, friendly. They know their place in the world. Below men.

2.2 *** Meet Jackie Chan ***

I kept coming back to this one house over the days. And to the other one with the bamboo bridge. One morning at the guesthouse I met Mr. Kim, a Korean gentleman. He seemed very impressed because I guessed that his name was Mr. Kim. It is not too difficult really because 70% of all Korean men are called Mr. Kim. He especially appreciated that I remarked his obvious resemblance to Jackie Chan. And he did, just as about 50% of all Korean/Jap/Chinese men have.

He was also a black belt in Taekwondo (as 99% of all Korean men are, since they learn it in the national-service).So, we got along well. I usually find asian men a lot more subtle and less arrogant than westerners. Therefore more joy to be around. (If it doesn't refer to you please ignore it.)We chatted a bit, despite of his very basic command of English, we managed somehow. Agreed on drinking some beer together in the future.

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2.3 **** Beautiful Wank Vieng ***

The day I spent discovering some caves. This is a very scenic area. So relaxed, quiet, serene and simple. All you hear is the cows' bells and the frogs jumping in the water. And that gorgeous clean river flowing through the middle. Being surrounded by the hills. One of the most beautiful places I have ever been, in fact. Of course there is no heaven on Earth, but Vang Vieng is pretty nice anyway. Better than a fuck (or 100 fucks) can hope to be. But you get that too here.

*** Meeting with "Angry Spirit" ***

The cave was interesting enough. Some are lighted, others come with a headlamp supplied. Entrance fee is a uniform $1/person. I started playing some tunes out on the stalactites inside. Which must have angered the resident spirit because as a consequence I got lost for a while and my headligth went out too. Sort of quite scary. Luckily met another group of tourists soon, with good lights.

But just walking among the rice is joy in itself. So quiet. I decided to carry an empty Kratindaeng bottle to put the cigarette butts in. Would be such a shame to spoil the area. At present there is hardly any rubbish. And the river is like crystal. (Not like the Mekong at all which stinks.) Spanned by those primitive wooden bridges.

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2.4 *** "Blonde backpacker show" ***

I had to note that most of the backpackers were quite ugly (not all though). Unlike Sihanoukville, Koh samui or the Gilis where they look much better. In the afternoon I got drunk. Occupied a swingey hammock next to the river. Kept sinking beer all afternoon. Coincidentally just under my platform were sunbathing quite a number of backpackers. Rigth between me and the river, one blonde (wow a blonde at last!). Small tits, slim, wearing miniature pink&white bikini.

About 20years. Lots of tubers and canoers kept saying "hello" to her, so must have looked okay. Some stray cats also came along to the party. One big black and a smaller grey pussy kept me company. I bought them some fried eggs with bacon which they semed to enjoy a lot. What I quite enjoyed -apart playing with the cats- was playing with myself, watching the blonde. It is quite private up there.

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*** Jumping (near) naked blondes ***
Another day went to have a look at the Organic farm Cafeshop, some 3 kms from town. Now, that's the place for babe-watching. Some hundred yards or so down the river are the jumping platforms. Boy, could spend a whole day there. Just buy a beer for $1 and enjoy the show. Blondes and the rest making fools of themselves, drunk and near naked. I mean hundreds of them! Interestingly, my idea is not new.

There were already many old men watching. Funny. And there are many thick bushes nearby, in case you need to go. Hmmm. You shouldn't feel bad about this. Remember, that we are the "poor" and "deprived". It is not our shame but the shame of those depriving us. We are only "victims"!

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*** Backpacker show - Oprah style ***

Again there is another set of jumping platforms nearer to town. Turn at the sign saying: "Wang Xay Restaurant". Open 12 noon to 5pm every day. Apart from these, the bamboo platforms and swinging hammocks on the island are also very good. Offering excellent views to near naked female sunbathers. There is food and drink service as well. And the conversations you happen to overjear are just "fascinating". Like out of an Ophrah talk-show. Makes you wonder: Do these young "humans" have any own thoughts or they just keep repeating what they hear? The amount of hassle some of these backpacker boys go trying to get a "freebie" is also totally amusing. When all it costs just $20 a few steps out of town, with much better lookers.

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PART 3. Wank Vieng 2008

3.1 *** Sex with Mr. Kim (- Not with the man - you silly.)***
Oh yes, getting back to Mr Kim. We met again in the evening. He seemed to get a break from his korean girl-friend for the night. He enquired what I was doing. I said that "playing with cats". He replied that "it's boring". Probably thinking that I was referring to the all-over hairy four legged ones. I explained about the two legged cats and he seemed fascinated. So, decided to take him along. I asked my old friend the driver just to speak to us in Thai that night.

I think Mr Kim had a good time and me charging just a little bit for my translating and assistance was well justified. For Mr Kim 1000baht was very cheap. And for me, it was fun again to actually "sell" them. I have always admired pimps. Always wanted to become one, something of a life ambition. Pimps are all nice people. That's why feminists hate them. As usual, the good is always hated out by the dirt. Just think back about your own life.


3.2 *** My "lovely" neighbors ***

Apart blonde backpackers and sex-tourists, many interesting characters visit Wank-Vieng. I usually try to get along with neighbors. This time they were all strange characters, though. Except for one nice gentleman. Opposite our guesthouse lived the Lao barber. We talked a bit and went for a beer once. But then I figured all his friends gonna cost me too much in Beerlao so that was the end of it. On one side in the next room stayed one funny couple. A western man always drunk (like flat on his face) and his poofter Thai katoey boy. They did not even return the greetings.

*** One Fine Gentleman ***
On the other side were staying one "Fine Gentleman" with his thirteen-year old Lao GF. He was the friendliest, always smiling and happy. And who am I to criticise him? I have been known to steal from supermarkets and once shot my neighbor's dog in the leg. So, I am evil as you can see. I have no right to judge anyone. Lest the dog comes after me.

Who is faultless? So, I bought him a beer and he seemed the most decent man I met for a long time. He was simply: "deprived". It's not his fault. Not any more than being "murdered" is the dead man's fault. As far as I was concerned, he was only "legally" wrong, but morally right.

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*** The weirdest ones ***
The worst lot was right below me unfortunately (still better than above though). The room beneath was occupied by three female homosexual perverts. These are not the same cute little girls that we make to fuck each other for our entertainment, like at the Sofie bar in Phnom Penh. No, these hardened "female poofters" have no respect for men. These do not accept mens rule over them.

Their constant rooting noises, the totally disguisting screaming, moaning and groaning kept me awake until late every night. Finally I usually started beating the floor with the chair and that stopped them. The perverts. Hated these. These were legally right, as we would say. However, morally totally rotten.

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4. *** Interesting fact ***

Did you know that western women can buy Lao kids? Yes, you will see them everywhere. They flock here to "adopt". They have the money and they can do anything here. No background checks. Robbing them from the loving care of Lao orphanages, they tear them out of their own society, take them home and grow them to be evil monsters like themselves. Fat, miserable, sick, complaining and worst of all: man-hating.

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5. Miscellaneous information

5.1 ATM, money changers: have many. Rates little poorer than Vientiane. ATM limit $70. But can 5 times daily.

5.2 Tobacco: tried many of the local varieties. The Sawannaket made yellow-pack "Hong Hua" is best. Quite strong, like the Thai Krongthip.

Alcohol: local wsisky $1/bottle. Imported vodka, whisky $6-10/ large bottle.

5.3 Internet: many terminals. Uniform 3 cents /min.

5.4 Transport: The minibus back to Vientiane was one hour late. Costs a tiny bit more than the big bus. The trip itself is faster than the big one though. Only 3 hrs.

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Carlos Spain
05-17-08, 23:29
In the Hotel Residence Phouvao, The massage girls, make extra services?

Kniom
05-24-08, 17:57
Wank Vieng, Laos 2008Hi Dude!

I have to give a BIG compliment to your reports - always full of fun, (real-time) information and a pleasure to read.

Keep on writing!

MumbaiMongerer
06-18-08, 05:40
Asshole thanks your reports are great and very funny to read.

You have inspired me to go to Wank Vieng so I will be leaving this w/end

Then back to Pattaya for the full on mongering.

I will let you know how I get on!

Brenno
07-24-08, 14:34
Vang Vieng july 2008

Abstract
About Vang Vieng the previous Asshole report make a good description of the site but it is completly wrong about its topology. Due to the deep dark at night where public lights do not exist at all it is very easy to loose orientation. Asshole map handy, went looking for locations on route 13 to Luang Prabang but they are not there. The good guy wich wellcomed me at Vansana hotel (and offered me right away an on-site massage with one of her friends wich turned out to be a very good masseuse with good attitude, a shiny smile and good skilling in HJ), explained me where when and how.
Daytime I went to check locations and took pictures I attach to this report. Vang Vieng is very small but still can be very confusing because every house looks like any other. You can go walking to the cat-houses. They are very close but you need to know for sure, they will not call you, you will never see nothing from outside. At night time you better walk because you will not find a tuc-tuc whatsoever. Asshole had a big luck finding one.

Location
Along the 13route there is only one cat-house. It is called Kulap vang Vieng restaurant (see picture Kulap1), inside it has 4 tables. There is a pink light, girls watch tv. You go in, they keep watching tv. And this is all. But nothing is like it appears (see below). By the way, do you see the small yellow split behind the Kulap split in picture kulap2? That is the place where the girl will take you to fuck her.
Kulap is just after the junction of main street of the village with the national route, it takes 3 minutes by walk from the junction, 200 meters (see picture Kulap2, do you see the road on the left side? that is the junction marked on map).
The strip with a bunch of cat-houses it is not further to Luang Prabang route. It is backward, still on route 13. It is on the other side of the airstrip (wich you can cross freely because it is just like a big explanade). I also found the house with the bamboo bridge in front of it wich now is closed as confirmed by the hotel's good guy. To find the road along wich are the cat-houses is not easy but you go by picture and you will not miss it. To find it you go to the main wat (marked on map), on the other side of the road there is an alley right on side of the airstrip. At the end of the alley there is the national route. More or less in front of you there is the cat-house's road (see picture roadtocats). You walk along the road, if night time you will soon find yourself in the dark and silence. Trees around you and nothing else. Be trusty and go on. The road make some smooth curves and at last you will see another alley coming from the right. There you are very close to the target. After some steps the road has an Y junction. There is a warning sign there telling you not trespass the junction if you are not laotian. You are brave man and you go ahead on the right. The cat-houses are in front of you (see picture cathouses), but you have to be very trusty to get in there. They look like private houses with their own family wich at last could eventually be. Who knows if those cat-houses aren't just a family with the mommy selling her daughters? Maybe (wich is not a bad thought by the way, it is not bad to buy daughters from mommy). Action only at dark but when I went there daytime to take pictures, at the first house (wich you cannot see because it was on my right side when I took the picture cathouses) the school and mamasan were outside having lunch on a long table. They stare at me at first, then all togheter smiled and waved to me.

Other way
Or you can ask the good guy of Vansana to send one of them in your room, he owns all numbers. In low season the Vansana is very cheap. They ask me 30 US$ per night, I offer 20 and I get the room. Plus, because of low season the guy gave me the most spectacular room, with an amazing view on the river and the mountains. A total luxury accomadation for 20$ and in-room service. (Guest-houses in Vang Vieng are swormed by the lesbian western world, you better keep away from them.) Yes it is also fun go hunting and I did. But what about being relaxed on your huge bed, calling the concierge and order a pussy wich he will deliver to you in 5 minutes in front of your door. No hassle of money bargain wich you already did with the good guy in english since the girls do not talk any language, and the girl silently take off her dresses, knees on the side of your bed and start to BJ you whit a big smile? This is what I call "in-room service".
There is also an hotel right in the middle of the two location (see picture HotelVV). From that hotel, marked on map, you can see Kulap.

Stories
I went at kulap at 8pm. 3 girls inside. I asked a bier. The one with the usual hooker setup, high heels, miniskirt, long nails, lipstick, gave me one and then went back to her chair watching tv. One went away as soon as I get inside. The third I seated by her side looks at me and first thing she did was touching me in between legs. "Oh, looks like I am in the right place" I said to myself. After that, the girls just didn't consider me and we watch tv for one hour. The hooker, a 30y old lady, look at me sometime but she didn't say nothing at all. The other one was much more friendly but apparently she was not interested in any deal. Doubt, doubt, doubt. After one hour a jeep stopped in front of the house, a man with a military suite came in and roughly talk to the young girl who shacked her head. He went away. Soon another car stopped in front of the house, 3 men inside. One got in and say something to the 30y hooker. She silently stand up, took handphone and went away in the car with the 3 men. At that point I had no doubt about the place, had some hand language signs (but after that I could do some small talks with her just using the vowels wich are enough to talk with woman) with the young one and there we went out and back of the house to a nearby guesthouse wich is a filthy 4 door building. She was nice, a star fish on one hand but a subservient female on the other. I squeezed her in two, she had the knees near her ears, to open her pussy as much as I could. She just let me do it, smiling, without any worry about. It last only minutes so exciting was the maneuver. The down side was she was hardly 18y. She told me 18, sure! ...next month.

Funny thing the girls inside looked like half sleeping all time long but as soon as there was some noise outside they standed up like springs to see what was going on. From outside you cannot see inside, but from inside they can see everything outside trough holes and small tiny windows. The local men treat them as cattle, really. They are trained in a very hard world maybe is for this they are so gentle with us foreigner wich we are, on the other hand, all trained by the feminist world wether we realize it or not. We will never be able to hook one of this girl by an arm and roughly pull her inside our car as local men do, even if I really think that is the right way to deal with them. In fact those are the result. They are good. We treat our women good and see what we've got? Unbereables.

I did a good mission to make the world a little better. Besides the unbereable western style young females there are in vang vieng beach boys also. They all come here for tubing and for hunting girlfriends. It is sad to see them being nice and try to catch the attention of the girls whom on the other hand keep watching their "sex and the city" favorite style soap opera in the tv bars. With their angry face all time long. One day I was chatting with a bunch of those beach boys and asked them why they hassle so long and spend so much money to be gentle with them while there were nice girls ready to please them in a snap and cost a lot less. They were very young and they didn't know, of course, well trained dogs as Asshole say. I told them a dinner and 2 biers they use to offer to their favorite female target were more expensive of the lao beauties and the you get the result for sure wich is far from being with western females . With embarassed smiles they trust me and then I took them to the cathouses. They thanks me afterwards and understood. It was so funny to me when we got back walking across the air strip they were swearing the worst words ever against the female worl they had knew until that moment, thinking that was the way all women are. 4 men less ruled by the feminist world.

Prices.
You are wierd to their eyes, you look thousands richer then them. Price vary a lot depending of how they feel comfortable with you. They start at 500K Kip wich is something like 2000 baht, but in a moment they will drop at 300K, from there on getting lower is a hard task. The price local men get is 100k ( I saw money passing from one hand to the other), you will never get such price.

Oldian
09-23-08, 15:29
thanks for the prior info and map on here, definitely pointed me in the right direction. The Kulap Lao was closed for both nights I was there, maybe too many foreigners showing up and making the local constables unhappy? After all, Vang Vieng is supposed to be a tourist town....on the other hand, out on the road past the "no foreigners allowed" sign, the cathouses are in full steam...certainly one of the grottiest rooms you'll ever monger in (a dark and dingy mattress with four "walls," open ceiling to all the other girls who are sitting outside listening!), but there are a few cuties..damage was 250,000kip or 1000 baht for all..worth the experience

ReallyaNiceGuy
12-10-08, 12:16
What a change this is from Siem Reap! There is absolutely nothing here.
I arrived around 11:00 AM, checked into the Pakse Hotel and then went walking around, you can see the whole city in a few hours. Not a bar, not a club, not even a karaoke to be seen. Back to the hotel to rest waiting for it to get dark and then give it another look. I walked along the river and while there were a lot of people they were just eating, no one just hanging out and no place with anything that looked like it had potential. I then walked up and down most of the streets and again nothing, the place was dead.
I asked several mottos and tuk-tuks about finding or getting a girl but was told they didn’t know of anything. When I returned to the hotel I asked a tuk-tuk guy outside and still nothing. I went inside to ask at the front counter but there was a girl there so I hung around until a guy showed up, still nothing. I called it a night.
The next day I thought I’d give it one more try and spent most of the day walking around asking mottos and tuk-tuks until I’d had enough. Walked into a travel agency and booked a seat on the next bus out of town. I left that night to Vientiane.

Mike

World Traveler
01-17-09, 12:09
What a dump. Avoid like a plague. The place is a crossroad for European backpackers. What chaos, just what NGO’s have always dreamed of. Would anyone agree that woman backpackers are among the most unattractive women you have ever seen, and I have seen many? And what is the new trend with all those older single women going around by themselves. What is it with them? Men may have other agendas but what is it with these women wandering in the world of wilderness alone.

Stay away as far as you can from Louangnamtha but if you ended up being there you could stay at Adounsiri Guest House. From where you get off the minivan from the bus station (10,000 Kip fare) walk back about 100 meters and turn right on the road facing the Western Union sign. Turn right again and there is the Guest House, 45,000 Kip per night. Actually, all other Guest Houses are the same in poor quality and poor service and prices ranged between 70,000 to 50,000 Kip. Keep in mind that their hot water systems run on solar and that means no hot water in the morning or evening. Sometimes, only during a short period in the afternoon to take a warm shower. I guess there is another guest house down the road from Adounsiri with similar service and quality for 25,000 Kip.

Where to eat? Please try not to eat! Fast to loose some weight. I am serious, don’t support those local sob for more than they deserve. One percent of the town’s locals receive 99% of the tourism money and the service and quality are terrible, d*m*d backpackers. I fund a Chinese eating-place a couple of blocks up from the tourist trap area. For the same price it was much better in quality and portion that’s if you knew how to place your order in Chinese kitchen, no menu.

If you ended up being in Louangnamtha I suggest you don’t inquire about anything because it is a close watched community and words could fly by fast. Your best chance would be to find out where backpackers are going and then go 180 degree in opposite direction but that would be impossible because the backpackers are in every direction. Even with adding a few km trekking you wouldn’t be safe. If you had time and were really dispread, go up by the border. I was quoted 200 Yuan but couldn’t stay up that late at night to see what it was like. The ride of going to the border is 22,000 Kip.

Cheapy
03-10-09, 06:40
Short distance from tourist area, tuk tuk 30, 000 roundtrip.

Best quality seems to be first house on right as you enter. Young enthusiastic spinners, with bodies at a solid 9.

Quite rustic accomodation. Better apply mozzie repellant prior to excursion. 150, 000 kip for ST, tip for BJ.

Watch your tuk tuk driver. They may hustle girl for commission or try to change transport price. Have correct change for tuk tuk.

To go, just tell tuk tuk driver "boom boom lady".

Pigalle
06-10-09, 12:27
New place for mongering and gambling at BOTEN, this town will be " Laos Vegas " as Macau. Now both fo Chinesse WGS there, still young , early 20's, could find in front of Casino and Hotel. Slim.. an pretty one.

Boten is near china border with Laos ( Nord ). should be try.... waiting for report from mongerer.

Pedro 917
06-23-09, 18:26
Hi

Anyone ever had any action in Savannakhet? or maybe across the bridge in Mukdahan?

Any info appreciated.

Pedro 917

Rocksoff
07-13-09, 13:40
Luang Prabang still seems to be a no-go area for this activity. [...] The only place I did not check out was a night club about 3-4km from the centre of town. the Daofa Night Club

According to the tuk-tuk who drove me to a ladyhouse in the new part of town, there should be girls at the nightclub.

The ladyhouse had only 1 girl at that moment. Bananaleaf walls, a couple of cubicles inside. Some cops or army dudes came in as I was getting my bearings, deciding whether to go with the girl. Almost had a heart attack, quietly, but no one seemed to be getting upset. So I just pretended I'm invisible and did the girl in the cubicle. She seemed sorry that I didn't take her with me. No wonder, the cubicle is pitiful. She didn't even have toilet paper handy afterwards. And it's damn dark. Starfish during the deed, but actually very kind and sweet. Nuu, mouse, if that's the same in Lao ..

1,500 for her, and 200 for the tuktuk, who waited for me. Not really value for money, but just to find what's out there. I got the tuktuk right outside one of the painfully hip old town farang bars crawling with feminists and wholesome young men, ready to lecture you about aid or kayaking or whatever.

Rocksoff
07-13-09, 13:49
Short distance from tourist area, tuk tuk 30, 000 roundtrip.

This is actually the kind of scene I had in mind .. sorry to have struck the wrong tuktuk guy .. The place he took me was just 1 house next to an open area in town.

Rocksoff
07-13-09, 14:06
following brenno and asshole's masterful reports, i walked out to the lady houses in vang vieng just after dark one night. one little detail that does help things along is the fact that the houses are draped with fairy lights. i stood in the doorway of the first one. there was a little family group eating dinner around a table. the mother motioned me to come in and sit down, which i did at a vacant table.

an energetic little boy of about 5 brought me a glass of water, and then played at shooting his little plastic gun at me, and was soon crowing with glee at getting attention. a girl of 8 or so served me a beer lao. meantime the dinner proceeds, the group is the older woman and 5 or 6 young girls. they sneak looks at me and giggle. mama comes to make sure i want a girl. i do. a older guy also emerges from the back of the shack. at one point a girl calls him father, at least if the word is the same as in thai.

we settle on 1000b for short time on premises, talking thai. dark and rustic. afterwards i go wash up from a barrel on muddy bricks under the stars. the girl was actually really friendly afterwards, bringing me a much-used towel and showing how i should wet one corner to use as washrag. on my way back in i banged my head, my first thought was that i'd hit one of the rusty tin sheets of the shack, but looking up i saw not one but two big satellite dishes. i'd hit my head on one. different priorities.

leaving in good spirits, i set off in the direction of the other blinking fairy lights, further up the road. but mama called me back urgently and frowned, shaking her head, and i got the impression that i would not be welcome there. i called it a night.

the little town itself is absolutely crawling with tourists.

Rocksoff
10-21-09, 10:05
I was back in Vang Vieng recently, but didn't have opportunity to trek the mud path to the girls. I happened upon a Lao party at Island Bar, some Buddhist festival. Lots of beer, nice live Lao rock music, skinny grey-haired dude playing electric guitar. A pleasant enough fat girl motioned me to sit down at her table, they pass me a glass with ice and beer, the glass doesn't get empty. She tells me she's from Vientiane, came for the party. I gave her 20K kip (about 80 baht) for beer money (didn't have much).

I got up to dance, people also pouring beer for me while dancing. The fat girl comes to dance with me, and after a bit of hopping around she pulls me off to one of the little bungalows around. She locks the door behind us, starts kissing me. I kiss her a bit then say sorry, I have a girlfriend. She says she needs money to go back to Vientiane (really?!). I say OK, bus ticket is 30K kip, that's about 120 baht, here you go .. she pulls a face and says she wants 1000. I say I'd be happy to pay that if we had sex. I rather felt like asking her whether she has any prettier friends, but I wasn't really in the mood for a screw.

Cheapy
11-02-09, 20:15
Best house is now, first on left as you enter but quality has dropped with only two girls working. One girl, I recognized from before but the enthusiasm was gone and no extras (BBJ) available. Price same at 150, 000 kip but this time, I just took tuk tuk to Phonsy Market and walked a couple of blocks.

Best to probably "bring your own" from Thailand. Make a "honeymoon" out of it. LP is a great town but not for mongering.

Mosquito2002
11-04-09, 15:54
Planning a over-nite trip to Laos (Savanna Casino, about 1 1/2 hour drive from Vientiene) are there ladies available in or around the casino or should I bring someone from Vientiene?

Have been to the casino before, female dealers were average looking as were the waitresses....definitely not Vegas!!! The best lookers were the caddies but didn't try to make any deals with them as I was only hitting the casino for a few hours!!

Mikle
11-07-09, 18:00
Even if Thakek is a very small city, it is not difficult at all to find action.

1- Everywhere they accept thai baht.

2- The MP on the river coast are legit, even I understood you can agree with the small cute masseuses to meet after closure

3- Hotel massage are vietnam style. Action definetely available at extra price. 500bt for MP other 500 or 1000 for extra work

4- Nightclubs are easy to spot in the night from the lights.

5- Ladies are available for LT (usual 1000-bt) but be careful of staying in a girlfriendly hotel

Mikle
11-15-09, 08:42
I was staying at the mekong hotel. It is just on the river bank, very big, nice and comfortable rooms.

It seems a vietnamese enterprize, as the receptionist girls are dressed in the nice ao-dai, in the hall there is an enormous vietnam map, the visiting card and advices are all written in vietnamese as first language, expept me all the costumer were VN.

BTW pretty cheap.

At the antrance I ask the receptionist girl if I can get guest in. she fakes doesn't understand (a polite way of saying no I thought).

Just outside the ho

Tel, in the garden compund there a massage parlour.

In general a nice relaxed funny atmosphere. finding a farang for them seemd to be fun, trying to speak that little english they know. many many girls there, all vietnamese. all pretty young, some very young, some very cute, some smiling.
I chose one that combines all these 3 qualities. And go.

Small room, no a/c, small shower cabin, uncomfortable massage table.

The girl said to me to get naked (good sign!) and start a typical light vn massage. very hot inside, so I ask her to undress. she covers the small windows at the door and get down to slip and bra. I try to kiss her. she is a little afraid and always looks at the door. but soon my hands are into her slip, and she gets excited.

A lot of gfe, kissing anf touching. non very good at BJ (bareback of course). Time to fuck, she doesn't have condom! I request one, and she gets out of the room half naked to take it. As I wait naked and hard in the room, half a dozen girls come at door to see me, giggling and laughing. (paradise!)

As she is back you can just imagine, some sex position standing and lieing on the massage table. Again a lot of kissing, as I like. I come in doggy. shower, tip, go.

500 baht for the 1 hours full body massage.

500 baht for the girl (no bargain, no spoken about it before).

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Harrysboy
12-08-09, 18:20
Chicken farm in Luang Prabang is no more. Its been closed down by police.

Small place behind bus stop still open.

Member #3200
01-09-10, 19:06
I will be staying in Savannakhet for 7 days at the end of January & is there any kind of action there or do i have to go back to Mukdahan thailand?

FS MPs?

SW?

karaokes?

Plane Guy
01-25-10, 05:33
What a change this is from Siem Reap! There is absolutely nothing here.
I arrived around 11:00 AM, checked into the Pakse Hotel and then went walking around, you can see the whole city in a few hours. Not a bar, not a club, not even a karaoke to be seen. Back to the hotel to rest waiting for it to get dark and then give it another look. I walked along the river and while there were a lot of people they were just eating, no one just hanging out and no place with anything that looked like it had potential. I then walked up and down most of the streets and again nothing, the place was dead.
I asked several mottos and tuk-tuks about finding or getting a girl but was told they didn’t know of anything. When I returned to the hotel I asked a tuk-tuk guy outside and still nothing. I went inside to ask at the front counter but there was a girl there so I hung around until a guy showed up, still nothing. I called it a night.
The next day I thought I’d give it one more try and spent most of the day walking around asking mottos and tuk-tuks until I’d had enough. Walked into a travel agency and booked a seat on the next bus out of town. I left that night to Vientiane.

Mike Spent 3 days here. really nice guy got it right 100% nothing..... absolute nothing. one look from a older western lady (50'ish) in a resturant that was traveling alone... ummm did'nt bite. lots of backpackers

Golfinho
02-12-10, 06:12
Chicken farm in Luang Prabang is no more. Its been closed down by police.

Small place behind bus stop still open.There's a big night club -- Daofa -- across the street from the Stadium and the southern bus station. It's a party place/disco for young Laos with a few foreign tourists thrown in. Night I was there (a Thursday) freelancers started turning up around 10: 30. $50 the standard quote. Lights come on and the place closes at 12:30 sharp. From there tuk-tuk with some girls over to late bar for food and more drinks before going to your.... Hotel? Guesthouse? Jail cell? Yes, there's a rub. And, it is a crime to bed down in LP with your Lao lady. ($500 fine and who knows what else.) Be prepared to wind up in a sceevy place or else head to your hotel and a royal hassle, the kind that you don't want. Trust me on that one. The Daofa is fun but you need to have a secure, good place to go to with your date lined up in advance.

Member #3200
02-16-10, 23:34
I spent 11 day there in late January while visiting my girlfriend & for what i saw there si nothing there.

I had lots of time during the day while GF was at work & the massage places i went to were all legit & nothing presented itself to me when i cruised the streets alone during the day & a couple of evenings.

I would suggest to others to pass on this place,cross the border back into thailand & try your luck in Mukdahan.

Saint Jack
04-06-10, 07:05
This town is in fact not as calm in xxx activities as many thought; if you know where the activities are.

But just as mongering in any upcountry town, if you do not speak the language or Thai, things will be more difficult.

There are several gueshouse, hotel, resort out of town which have 10 or so girls available. Rooms at these hotels can be used fir such pripose or you can take the girl back to your place as well. 2 that I remember the name being : Pele & Erawan. At these guesthouses, there are shacks to let you drink beer and chat with the girls and rooms for rent; all in one place.

Also, there is a night club call Kaewthip out of town on the main highway which has hostess girls who accompany you for drinks and if mutually agreed; to go back wih you. The place close by 11:30 pm and the girls cannot leave the place before closing. ST price was 1,000 Baht and LT 2,000 Baht; do not overpay !

Have fun and please report back should anyone visit this town.


Saint Jack

Dongguan Doug
04-09-10, 11:14
Hi all Laos members,

I am planning a trip to Laos from China May 1st to 9th and from what I've been reading in the forum there doesn't appear to be much action. I was planning on spending one night in Vientiane - I will definitively check out the Bore Pen and the disco at the Don Chan Palace.

I am planning on going to Veng Viang as well and for a town with so many foreigners, many of them drunk at all times, there doesn't appear to be anything interesting from a mongering perspective.

Has anyone been there recently and can comment?

Thank you for your help,

DD

Golfinho
04-10-10, 09:16
Hi all Laos members,

I am planning a trip to Laos from China May 1st to 9th and from what I've been reading in the forum there doesn't appear to be much action. I was planning on spending one night in Vientiane - I will definitively check out the Bore Pen and the disco at the Don Chan Palace.

I am planning on going to Veng Viang as well and for a town with so many foreigners, many of them drunk at all times, there doesn't appear to be anything interesting from a mongering perspective.

Has anyone been there recently and can comment?

Thank you for your help,

DDI was in VV in February. A lot of caucasian kids drinking, tubing, mating, doing what they do in any other party place. Around the town is some stunning scenery, spectacular -- worth visiting just for that. At the local disco on the other side of the disused landing strip, local girls are friendly there and will take an interest in you. In general, no, VV is not a prime sex-tourist destination. Watch out for ladyboys in the Bore Pen, a place where the hookers are fairly hardcore. The Inter City next door is a good place to stay, and is Girl-friendly.

Crocodilexp
04-14-10, 02:50
From there tuk-tuk with some girls over to late bar for food and more drinks before going to your.... Hotel? Guesthouse? Jail cell? Yes, there's a rub. And, it is a crime to bed down in LP with your Lao lady. ($500 fine and who knows what else.) Be prepared to wind up in a sceevy place or else head to your hotel and a royal hassle, the kind that you don't want. Trust me on that one.

Why would we trust you on it? If you have personally experienced trouble or had a close call, please tell more.

Mongering is illegal in many places (Thailand included) -- it's good to have more info on what _actually_ happens.

Golfinho
04-22-10, 11:21
Why would we trust you on it? If you have personally experienced trouble or had a close call, please tell more.

Mongering is illegal in many places (Thailand included) -- it's good to have more info on what _actually_ happens.What happens to one person mightn't happen to another. Go on the premise with trust that something will happen. As you say, it's illegal. But, so is soliciting bribes. Why not find out for yourself? Staying in a place where the guy working it thinks he's running the guesthouse at the end of the rainbow, doesn't make for a happy stay. In Luang Prabang. When you find GF lodging, kindly report back. Enough said.

RCA Knight
06-22-10, 12:57
After 3 nights in Vientiane, came here by Lao Airlines to meet up with 2 friends. Domestic fares not cheap, round trip Vie-LP-Vie cost about 160 USD for a short flight on ATR turboprop.

We did the normal tourist stuff in the day time, the cave day tour was nice. Sunset Mekong cruise was also nice. But the night came, hunting for a nice lady was not easy in this tourist town.

All these tuk tuks on the streets will ask you lady lady when you pass by. But when we actually tried we realized how bad the scene is here.

We first used a very friendly maybe over friendly young tuk tuk driver, he was bragging he knows many places packed with gorgeous and fresh meats. So we followed him and only to see a few wooden brothels and bamboo shack karaokes with a few really unattractive girls that wanted 50USD for ST. We know this is a price and quality for very desperate men, so we passed. Paid the tuk tuk 6 USD for some dark alley sight seeing.

Next night again some over friendly tuk tuk driver wanted to bring so-called very beautiful girls to our room for viewing, he said "no like no pay okay". 10 min later he brought 3 girls to us, if these are so called very beautiful then we probably can screw a skunk in the forest. He insists have some more and wanted to show us. Then 10 min later he brought again 3 very mediocre ones, one friend already gave up and went to the night market, so I and another friend decided just to take one each, thinking unattractive girl may provide excellent service. The tuk tuk man tried to dig 50 USD a piece out of us, he probably would keep 30 USD for himself. We insisted to pay him 15 USD for intro and we pay the girls 30 USD ourselves. He wasn't too happy but take it or otherwise no deal.

My little skinny girl turned out to be okay. Good bbbj, very wet and actually moaned and moaned. Gave her another 3 USD for tuk tuk back to her home or shop, or whatever.

The last night in LP, we passed on the hundreds of invitations for lady lady and concentrated on tourist stuff. We drank in a river bar, then we went to bar on main street and bought some souvenirs in the night market. Actually felt better than sex.

Oldian
08-21-10, 14:48
Hi all Laos members,

I am planning a trip to Laos from China May 1st to 9th and from what I've been reading in the forum there doesn't appear to be much action. I was planning on spending one night in Vientiane - I will definitively check out the Bore Pen and the disco at the Don Chan Palace.

I am planning on going to Veng Viang as well and for a town with so many foreigners, many of them drunk at all times, there doesn't appear to be anything interesting from a mongering perspective.

Has anyone been there recently and can comment?

Thank you for your help,

DDThere is a major brothel area east of the main road and bus stop, with lots of chicken shacks with girls available for 1000 baht. However, there is a sign up on the road there that says "off limits to foreigners". I rode a bicycle up there some years ago and of course ran into all the local police hanging out at the brothels! They didn't seem to mind my presence and wanted to know which girl I thought was the hottest.

That said, I have heard a few stories as of late about foreigners being busted and bribed in town in VV after they have been set up by a girl.

Rocksoff
08-23-10, 07:42
There is a major brothel area east of the main road and bus stop, with lots of chicken shacks with girls available for 1000 baht.

I found one shack with 4 or 5 girls (report before), very friendly, after quite a long walk in the dark. I saw some fairylights further down the road, but was strenuously warned not to go there by the people in the first house.

Saint Jack
08-28-10, 18:04
This border town of Laos and China is thriving on casinos which seems to be the main drive of economy there.

The town is in Laos territory but is in fact more like a Chinese small town. Most if not all sign posts are in Chinese and only Chinese RMB is used with Kip virtually not usable.

Action start with sunset there; but you may need to be able to speak Chinese. Go to the area in front of Royal Casino where girls will take turn to hand you business card with the shop name address, phone number and her own number. I walked pass the area 2 rounds and got about 50 cards. The price was 300 RMB per session and the girl would go to hotel where you stay.

The one I took came from Sichuan and was talented in action. Hot & Cold blow job and very nice rimming which made me jump from bed with ecstasy.

There is an area where it is called "Hong Den Qu" or literally Red Light District where those girls work. There is a hotel just next to it called Hong Win (Red Cloud". Room rate was 100 RMB. Food price in town was very reasonable but choice maybe limited.

It was a very enjoyable night in a remote town in this part of the world.


SJ

Betong
09-12-10, 16:39
This border town of Laos and China is thriving on casinos which seems to be the main drive of economy there.Curious, how did you get there? The bus from the China side (Mengla) didn't look too bad, but it seemed like a long nasty ride from anywhere else in Laos.

Saint Jack
01-22-11, 16:45
Curious, how did you get there? The bus from the China side (Mengla) didn't look too bad, but it seemed like a long nasty ride from anywhere else in Laos.There are daily bus service from Huay Xai and Luang Namtha to Meng La / Jinhong (China) which has to stop at Boten for immigration processes.

Otherwise, there is scheduled mini bus from Luang Namtha departing several times a day; but very often it just does not depart due to inadequate passenger.

The road is generally good except half way from Huay Xai to Luangnamtha which can be bumpy.

Asian Travels
02-10-11, 03:48
Took a small truck driver up on his offer for girls.

First went to some shack-like complex where he banged on a few doors / windows and got no response.

He kept talking about a bowling alley, but I said no.

Then he took me out to a couple houses behind the bus depot. One had two girls in rooms attached to the house. One was a 4-5, but the other a late-20s cute spinner.

Got two rounds out of her. Mossies were a pain though.

Funny thing was she had downloaded Thai porn onto her phone and seemed to enjoy watching it to get aroused.

Paid driver 300, 000 (250, 000 for her, and his tip). Then he asked for another tip when he dropped me off downtown and I refused.

Asian Travels
02-10-11, 03:53
There's a big night club -- Daofa -- across the street from the Stadium and the southern bus station. It's a party place/disco for young Laos with a few foreign tourists thrown in. Night I was there (a Thursday) freelancers started turning up around 10: 30. $50 the standard quote. Lights come on and the place closes at 12:30 sharp. From there tuk-tuk with some girls over to late bar for food and more drinks before going to your.... Hotel? Guesthouse? Jail cell? Yes, there's a rub. And, it is a crime to bed down in LP with your Lao lady. ($500 fine and who knows what else.) Be prepared to wind up in a sceevy place or else head to your hotel and a royal hassle, the kind that you don't want. Trust me on that one. The Daofa is fun but you need to have a secure, good place to go to with your date lined up in advance.I agree. Went out there at 8pm and it was dead.

Tried again later and it was hopping, but the only "girls" who hit on me were Ladyboys. No offers from freelancers. All the others seemed to have Lao guys as dates. A few farang guys and girls there too.

Bumholes1
03-07-11, 14:19
Hi fellow mongers.

My normal stamping ground is Thailand.

I will be in Pakse for a few days at the end of March with my family. I normally wake early and go in search of coffee and anything else around 6am.

Is there any sexual availability in the Pakse area at this time. Late night bars. Streetwalkers etc.

Any advice appreciated

Joe Perez
12-04-11, 05:18
I'm going to pakse for a short trip.

Do you have any update info. I read a post of more than one year ago that the only nightclub with hostesses was kaewthip. Is it still open? Is it easy to reach? Price still 2. 000 l. T. 1.000 bth s. T? Any other place, hotel or. To find good pick up?

Thanks

Red Kilt
01-11-12, 10:55
I always thought this place was pretty crazy.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/latest/a/-/article/12559085/australian-man-dies-on-flying-fox-in-laos/

Appolinaire
01-11-12, 16:04
Went to the sauna in the Mekong hotel (by the river, north of the main square)

The hotel is Vietnamese owned, but the clientele is quite international now.

Massage is 60k for an hour, but you can't see the girls before, one is sent to your room after you pay. It's actually a steam bath. I got a Lao girl who spoke a bit of Vietnamese. So we could have some basic communication. She had a round and firm body with big boobs. The massage was completely normal, after that she asked me if I wanted more. I found it surprising that she had not tried to arouse me before, but I wanted to try that firm pair of boobs so I asked her how much. It seemed impossible to get her to lower than 300k, so I said ok. Service was so so, but grabbing those firm boobs and sucking them was quite exciting.

When I came back three days later, she was sent to my room again, so I asked her to send me another girl. This second girl was Vietnamese, she was not as sexy as the first one, but had a beautiful smile and I liked her reserved Asian feel. We negotiated to 300k again, and she went to wash her pussy. She turned her head away when I first tried to kiss her, so I went for her nipples and ran my tongue over her thin body. When I DATY her, she reacted well and pushed my head back to between her legs when I ventured to other parts of her body. After some long minutes I much enjoyed, as she seemed to love it, I wanted to suck her nipples and adjust my position to fuck her, but again she pushed me back to her clit. She then realised that she was forcing me to service her while I was her customer and had a shy and begging smile. I sucked her clit for some more time and we finally exchanged roles. She blew me nicely if not skillfully and when I was inside her, she accepted FK and even kissed me of her own initiative.

After shower, she asked me if I was looking for a girlfriend and had a shy smile which looked genuinely disappointed when I said was going back to Vietnam. We hugged a lot before I finally left. That was my most GFE sex with a working girl. Too bad I was leaving on that evening, otherwise I would have taken her back to my room just for cuddling.

MutantChicken
01-16-12, 06:05
This is a quick update if you guys going to laos in the viet town dong ha there is 3 massage places. Tried one 80k 45mins I got choppy massage then she came back without pantoes and started goving me BBBJ. FS was available but I didn't take up uption, I got to finger fuck and eat her tasty 20yr old pussy. 200k tip. Tho think 150k ok also.

Then in laos town of tha hek. Across from bus station is brothels. 150k kip o about 20usd some very yung but plain girls. I saw a hottie 7. 5 from hue. But initially she was interested but then for some reason got cold. So I couldn't try maybe ill try some laos girls toniht. Over all not much cheaper than vn vbut the sex wuld be in very dingy surrounds.

MutantChicken
01-28-12, 03:59
This is a quick update if you guys going to laos in the viet town dong ha there is 3 massage places. Tried one 80k 45mins I got choppy massage then she came back without pantoes and started goving me BBBJ. FS was available but I didn't take up uption, I got to finger fuck and eat her tasty 20yr old pussy. 200k tip. Tho think 150k ok also.

Then in laos town of tha hek. Across from bus station is brothels. 150k kip o about 20usd some very yung but plain girls. I saw a hottie 7. 5 from hue. But initially she was interested but then for some reason got cold. So I couldn't try maybe ill try some laos girls toniht. Over all not much cheaper than vn vbut the sex wuld be in very dingy surrounds.I was on my laos trip so decided to check out some of the towns mentions.

Savannnet. I was there overnight didn't see anything promising. Asked a tuktuk driver without any response.

Pakse. Same as above.

Thakek. Checked out mekong hotel. Was quoted 60k for massage as the 3 girls I saw were old and ugly I didn't take up the offer as it seems FS was a further 300k. I insetad went to the shops across from the bus station. Took a young laos girl. 150k + 50k for 2 beer lao. Good serive but asked extra tip for a BJ which I have 20k. A bit of a star fish but affectionate after the act. I didn't try the 3k markets mentioned in that asshole report will check later.

Luang prubang. I sepnd a whole day looking for it, getting hot and cold responses from the tuktuk, went looking behiond the southern bus terminal. Near the hospital with no luck.

The guidebooks mention xeng kok, boten and uodom xai. I went there and didnts ee anything. Boten is now a ghost town with gambling but no extra services available.

I am now in vang vieng will check out the locations posted.

MutantChicken
01-28-12, 15:01
Thanks brenno who way back posted a good map for the vang vieng cat houses. I went there just after dark. Walked the short distance. There were 5 housed with 3-4 girls in each one aged 18-20. There were 4 decent ones 7ish in looks. I didn't talk much showed a cute spinner 100k kip, but in the room she indicated 50 more so total 150k kip or about 20 bucks much less than the 1000+ baht indicated but prior posters. Very cute and submissive girl but note much of a GFE. Just the cuteness of a young girl and the cheap factor was enuff to get me across the line. It was more of the adventur rather the carnal pleasure itself. So all in all very decent girls there 150k kip the going rate. And its still going strong. I was def the only westerner. Didn't see many locals during the time I was there.

MutantChicken
02-02-12, 05:28
So for the sake of completion I returned to thakek and looked for the 3km chicken shops quoted bt thatasshole way eay back. Sorry to say but that has long vanished. So I tried the chicken shops across from the bus stop in thakek, one was a vietnamese run operation. Generally the girls here are older late 20ish, whiter and better dressed. 150k to the gal. No BJ, no kissing no GFE but at least it wasnt rushed but she was very slim ie very tight, but also no tits. Ie just nipples no breasts. Overall not a great experience but worth the experience.

I then tried a more curvy laos girl. Again 150k. More a GFE kiss but no BJ and very unrushed. More of a enjoyable experience, but having sex in a wooden shack with mossies etc isn't my thing. Tho the laos girls are very young 18-22 most. But not bad for 20 bucks. Tho not as value as where I currently am. 10 bucks for a 7/10 19yr old

Kuranyi
02-19-12, 07:57
Thanks to the guys who were reporting about the cathouses before. It was quite hard to find them especially at night but I finally made it yesterday. At first the mamasan wanted 350000 Kip for her prettiest girl. Offered her 180000Kip and she took it. The girl was a real starfish but cute as hell and around 18 years old. So all together it was an ok experience.

Was quite happy to find anything at all in this backpacker ghetto and in laos in general. A lao guy told me that police somebody makes a crackdown on the houses and even lao people have to pay a fine then. Is it really that bad in this prude country?

Joe Looking
04-30-12, 17:11
I am currently in my least favorite Laotian city, Luang Prabang. After spending a bit over a week in northern Laos, where the closest thing I got to some action was the daughter of a restaurant owner giving me the I like you smile. Funny thing was her mom seemed to approve and even tried to give me her number the night before I was leaving.

On to the report. After reading past posts about LP and wanting to check bus prices to Vang Vieng I sat out on foot today towards the station. When I reached the station, although it was daylight, I looked for the houses. There are still houses there but what goes on is a mystery to me. I saw some young boys around and tried talking to a woman who was alone looking out of a doorway in the biggest building. My Lao is basic and although I know the numbers, how to say sleep. I could not find a delicate way to broach the subject so after asking her if she slept in the bed and not getting any indication that I could have her I left. There was a smaller house with a satellite tv and a few girls inside but they gave no indication. As I was talking to the girl one of the young boys came up so I'm not sure if there is action there or if they are squatters.

Later that night I let a tuk-tuk take me to look for brothels. The asshole came in with a bid of 300K but I quickly let him know that 150k was as high as I go for the girl (going by myself I probably could have got 120k or less) and 50k for him (excessive I know). He took me in the direction of the bus station and made a turn after a beer Lao distributor and past a karaoke place, I had actually passed this area on my walk and neglected to investigate. One place said don't have and another said cannot. As we were walking away he indicated that the cannot was because of my skintone (ironically many SE Asians are very prejudice towards dark people despite a prejudice against many of them for the same reason).

As we were pulling away a lady by the store before the main road motioned to the driver. She briefly hopped in the tuk-tuk and then he parked and went to talk to her. He came back and said 180k, I made him repeat the number in Lao several times, which I could tell he was not happy about because he acted like he did not understand his own language. I paid and he clearly fucked the girl over and gave her less than 150 because I gave 200, was given 20 change and then he proceeded to pull 120 out of his wallet and then tell her that he would give her 150 later.

She was probably a 5/10 in looks. 6/10 in body and 5/10 in performance. I knocked her down in looks because she had pretty much painted her face white (I understand why but I think it is hideous especially when you can clearly see her beautifully tanned complexional if you look at her arms and legs). She had pretty small tits, considering her size and no fat rolls but not a flat stomach either. On the plus side, she had wide hips, which I find makes it easier for me to deeply penetrate Asian women. There was no BJ but I did not ask and we mainly stuck to the closed leg missionary. She did let me push her knees back for a while and although uncomfortable took it, which I appreciate. She did a bit of smiling but occasionally the starfish (I will look to the side and bear it attitude) would crop up.

Overall she was okay and if I were not leaving tomorrow I would probably go back for her again due to limited options and the fact that I don't think she is that popular with the local guys which means I can probably get away with a bit of the extra stuff I like.

Joe Looking
04-30-12, 17:25
A few old posts refer to Pakse and like the rest of you I found nothing there. There was a massage place on the main road but I got the impression that extras were not involved on premises. I seemed to constantly get the same girl over the 4-5 times I went so maybe it is possible to take on of them out for coffee and see where it goes.

However, if you drive a bit south to Paksong you can find action. Next to Green Guesthouse, it is on the main road to town, there is a karaoke place where you don't have to sing but at least I was able to fuck a girl on premises in October 2011. I had read about the place so I got a $5 room at Green and went next door around 10. There were not many people there but a brave Lao girl came and sat next to me. I bought a beer for me and her (I actually drank hers as well and got her a tea). As time went on I saw a couple of guys go upstairs with girls (one looked like she was in her jammies). My Lao was extremely limited but through hand motions I was able to indicate that I wanted to take her upstairs. She agreed and I paid for the drinks and we went up, I'm not sure if we could have gone to my room. She left me in a room and came back with toiletries and a portable dvd player. After we showered we got down to business. I was able to motion for a BJ and she did it (without a condom) , but she acted shy and asked me not to look. She was not very skilled but the only bjs to complain about are the ones that hurt and the ones you don't get. She actually took my cock like a champ and at several points got into it. After I came, we watched pirates of the carribean and fell asleep. The next morning we went for round two and I settled the tab. I think all told I paid about 350k for her and the room, but had I known more Lao and been better downstairs I think the price would have been a lot lower.

In the looks department she had a really tight body and a pretty cute face. The downside was that like many Asian women she had that weird cucumber smell on her breath. But she pretty much gave herself over to me allowing kissing, nipple play.

I am thinking about heading back down there in early to mid May so I will report back if I do. Tomorrow I am on the road to Vang Vieng where I will try to find the brothels in the Lao section of town. I'll also be back in Vientiane soon. Last time I was there I kept my dick pretty wet so hopefully this time will be no different. There was a girl working at a bar the last time but she fucked a guy I met there. If she is still working I may give it a shot with her or one of the other cute waitresses. Aside from there I will probably do at least a few FL from Bor Pen Yang. I'll make sure to keep you guys posted.

Red Kilt
05-02-12, 14:56
. .

I am thinking about heading back down there in early to mid May so I will report back if I do. Tomorrow I am on the road to Vang Vieng where I will try to find the brothels in the Lao section of town. I'll also be back in Vientiane soon. Last time I was there I kept my dick pretty wet so hopefully this time will be no different. There was a girl working at a bar the last time but she fucked a guy I met there. If she is still working I may give it a shot with her or one of the other cute waitresses. Aside from there I will probably do at least a few FL from Bor Pen Yang. I'll make sure to keep you guys posted.Thanks for the update Joe.

I am in Vientiane now (since Sunday. 29th) on my 3rd trip in 4 years but working 8am to 5 pm each day.

I would like to catch up with someone with up-to-date knowledge of the scene here. I have always found it hard going (especially since I need to be very discreet because of my work and work status). Glad to know Bor Pen Yang is still a likely spot.

Please PM me when you are in Vientiane if you'd like to meet over a Beerlao for just an hour or so. I will share intel on Manila if you will share intel on Vientiane and some other places.

Joe Looking
05-05-12, 08:50
Thanks for the update Joe.

I am in Vientiane now (since Sunday. 29th) on my 3rd trip in 4 years but working 8am to 5 pm each day.

I would like to catch up with someone with up-to-date knowledge of the scene here. I have always found it hard going (especially since I need to be very discreet because of my work and work status). Glad to know Bor Pen Yang is still a likely spot.

Please PM me when you are in Vientiane if you'd like to meet over a Beerlao for just an hour or so. I will share intel on Manila if you will share intel on Vientiane and some other places.Sadly I am one of the freeloaders so I can't send PMs. I hope it is not against policy to say this, but I will be at Bor Pen Yang tonight probably some time after 9:30. I'll be in town for probably 3-5 more days and will probably be at Bor Pen Yang most nights for a beer and to check the talent. Some evenings (3-6) I go to Drop Zone to read a book and have a couple of beer laos. If you see a youngish looking (hopefully I still look slightly young) black guy chances are that it is me, so just come up and say hello.

Red Kilt
05-06-12, 15:47
Sadly I am one of the freeloaders so I can't send PMs. I hope it is not against policy to say this, but I will be at Bor Pen Yang tonight probably some time after 9:30. I'll be in town for probably 3-5 more days and will probably be at Bor Pen Yang most nights for a beer and to check the talent. Some evenings (3-6) I go to Drop Zone to read a book and have a couple of beer laos. If you see a youngish looking (hopefully I still look slightly young) black guy chances are that it is me, so just come up and say hello.Thanks mate but looks like I will miss you as I am now working from May 6 to 11 in Houphan and Siengkhoang and won't be back to Bor Pen Yang until Friday night (May 11). Let me know if you will still be there on next Friday evening.
If anyone else is around let me know and we can meet if you wish.
I was in BPY on last Friday night until around 10.30pm. I noticed a couple of quite attractive girls sitting at the bar and, of course, the usual flock of hookers over playing 8 ball and generally hanging around that area.

What is Drop Zone? I best do a search here and find out I guess.

Joe Looking
05-08-12, 08:05
Thanks mate but looks like I will miss you as I am now working from May 6 to 11 in Houphan and Siengkhoang and won't be back to Bor Pen Yang until Friday night (May 11). Let me know if you will still be there on next Friday evening.

If anyone else is around let me know and we can meet if you wish.

I was in BPY on last Friday night until around 10. 30pm. I noticed a couple of quite attractive girls sitting at the bar and, of course, the usual flock of hookers over playing 8 ball and generally hanging around that area.

What is Drop Zone? I best do a search here and find out I guess.I'm not exactly sure but I may still be here Friday. Drop Zone is just a random bar that I go to some days to have a few drinks and read a bit.

Travelleur
07-29-12, 22:01
Luang Prabang.

Feeling a bit toey, I asked jumbo tut tut driver for a lady. His face lit up and said: ' young lady, in her early twenties. 400, 000'. 'OK', I replied.

So into his vehicle, and driving along quickly down a lot of streets, until far away from the tourist area. We went down a lane and he stopped. The driver walked towards a building where I could see four ladies standing around. He talked to them. Eventually, one came walking over, apparently took a look at me in the tut tut and went back. He started talking to another. She came over but this time came over to the vehicle and climbed into the back with me. She was about 160 cm tall, slim. She looked nice. I said 'hello' but no English. The driver told her to sit next to me which we did and then we were off, driving I don't know where. She started talking to me, presumably in Lao, but of course I didn't understand a work. I offered to shake hands with her which she did. She smiled. Eventually, we came to a stop in a cul-de-sac where there were ladies standing around outside rooms, presumably wls. I perceived there were rooms for hire. The driver went and had talks and came back with a key. He told me it was 600, 000 including the room. I said OK and paid him. I think the room cost 80, 000.

We went into the room. There was double bed, and a separate bathroom with toilet and hand held shower. She went in and locked the door. I could hear she was using the shower. She came out and indicated I do the same which I did. By then, she was sitting on the edge of the bed, naked. She looked really nice. I lay on the bed beside her. She started talking a lot again, so I tried to kiss her but I understood that wasn't possible so I switched to her nipples. They were small but erect. She seemed to find it tickly but enjoyable. Meanwhile, I massaged her pussy with my finger. After a while, she stopped me. I don't think she had cum. I thought I had better proceed. She handed me the condom and I put it on and then into mish. Soon I came. She laid beside me and it was evident that was the finish. I got up, had a quick shower. We dressed, gave her a tip and we left.

The driver was waiting for us. 'How did it go? ' he asked. 'Very well, ' I replied, smiling, as anyone does after good sex. He stopped in the street near where we had picked her up, and walked off with her toward where we had picked her up, no doubt to pay her fee and then we continued. He was smiling broadly, obviously very happy. He stopped at a market and bought a fish: 'for my wife. She is pregnant, ' he said, obviously well pleased. He dropped me back at my hotel. Still smiling broadly, he asked me: 'do you like ladyboys? '

Then he was gone and I was left wondering what he meant by that last comment. Was she a ladyboy? She had a pussy. My cock went into it. I'm in a poor country where expensive medical operations are impossible for the average person, how could this person afford such an operation? Thinking about it though, her nipples were small and she didn't put on the condom, but those are small straws in the wind. It would never have occurred to me without that final comment. Maybe he was joking?

Later, when I thought more about it, I wondered: what is it that defines a woman? Is it the negative of a man, such as no cock, no deep voice, less or no body hair and maybe a positive, breasts? She certainly passed all these tests. Or is there some elusive quality like softness in body texture and personality? She passed those tests too. I'm left confused. In what way was the person I met not a woman?

Otari
07-30-12, 18:12
You were happy, don't you?


The driver was waiting for us. 'How did it go? ' he asked. 'Very well, ' I replied, smiling, as anyone does after good sex.Why is this now so important for you?


In what way was the person I met not a woman?

CrazyMan
09-08-12, 13:44
Hello,

Just last week I did a visumrun to Savannakhet. I decided to look around a bit for the possibilities in this town as I had read here that there was nothing there. Something I couldn't believe. I speak Thai at an advanced level and some Lao (the Isaan variety as well). This meant that I could converse very well with most people I met so there could be no room for any misunderstandings. Although conversing with Vietnamese that barely speak even Lao was still a challenge.

I teamed up with a very nice "tuktuk" (or whatever the things are named) driver recommended to me be the driver of the van we took from Bangkok.

First of all he brought me to a number of places on main roads around town with pink and blue lights and 2 or 3 empty chairs outside. Some were staffed by Vietnamese and some by Laotians. These places he called beer places and they basically were small with one table and a few chairs in the "living room" where you could sit and chat with the 2 or 3 girls working there. The girls are 5's and 6-es in my opinion and roughly mid 20's but very eager to please. Prices started at about 500 baht and moving upwards from there. I found nobody I liked so I decided to ask the driver what other options there are in Savannakhet.

He said it was possible to call girls by phone but they would be approx 1500 baht for LT and you kinda cannot refuse once they are called. He said they are much better looking than the beer girls though. Another option he said was going to the casino, he knew that a number of the girls there would go but they would charge 150 usDollars!

As it was still early and he knew some more places I decided to go back to the hotel to eat something. I ended up wandering into a Vietnamese "restaurant" where they were serving "make your own spring roll" with lots of fresh veggies. It tasted very good! There were 3 Vietnamese girls sitting eating there, obviously working girls of a somewhat fresher age and look. Their Lao was horrible but I managed to get the 19 year old cute girl to agree on 1200 baht for all night. I had a great night and morning and it was a 1200 baht well spend.

So hereby I dispell the myth that no fun can be head in Savannakhet. There are quite a few options there, I just think that for these options to open up one needs to speak at least Thai on an advanced level or mediocre Lao. Vietnamese would be a big help as well I guess.

SmallBird
12-16-12, 07:45
Luang Prabang.

Feeling a bit toey, I asked jumbo tut tut driver for a lady. His face lit up and said: ' young lady, in her early twenties. 400, 000'. 'OK', I replied.

So into his vehicle, and driving along quickly down a lot of streets, until far away from the tourist area. We went down a lane and he stopped. The driver walked towards a building where I could see four ladies standing around. He talked to them. Eventually, one came walking over, apparently took a look at me in the tut tut and went back. He started talking to another. She came over but this time came over to the vehicle and climbed into the back with me. She was about 160 cm tall, slim. She looked nice. I said 'hello' but no English. The driver told her to sit next to me which we did and then we were off, driving I don't know where. She started talking to me, presumably in Lao, but of course I didn't understand a work. I offered to shake hands with her which she did. She smiled. Eventually, we came to a stop in a cul-de-sac where there were ladies standing around outside rooms, presumably wls. I perceived there were rooms for hire. The driver went and had talks and came back with a key. He told me it was 600, 000 including the room. I said OK and paid him. I think the room cost 80, 000.

We went into the room. There was double bed, and a separate bathroom with toilet and hand held shower. She went in and locked the door. I could hear she was using the shower. She came out and indicated I do the same which I did. By then, she was sitting on the edge of the bed, naked. She looked really nice. I lay on the bed beside her. She started talking a lot again, so I tried to kiss her but I understood that wasn't possible so I switched to her nipples. They were small but erect. She seemed to find it tickly but enjoyable. Meanwhile, I massaged her pussy with my finger. After a while, she stopped me. I don't think she had cum. I thought I had better proceed. She handed me the condom and I put it on and then into mish. Soon I came. She laid beside me and it was evident that was the finish. I got up, had a quick shower. We dressed, gave her a tip and we left.

The driver was waiting for us. 'How did it go? ' he asked. 'Very well, ' I replied, smiling, as anyone does after good sex. He stopped in the street near where we had picked her up, and walked off with her toward where we had picked her up, no doubt to pay her fee and then we continued. He was smiling broadly, obviously very happy. He stopped at a market and bought a fish: 'for my wife. She is pregnant, ' he said, obviously well pleased. He dropped me back at my hotel. Still smiling broadly, he asked me: 'do you like ladyboys? '

Then he was gone and I was left wondering what he meant by that last comment. Was she a ladyboy? She had a pussy. My cock went into it. I'm in a poor country where expensive medical operations are impossible for the average person, how could this person afford such an operation? Thinking about it though, her nipples were small and she didn't put on the condom, but those are small straws in the wind. It would never have occurred to me without that final comment. Maybe he was joking?

Later, when I thought more about it, I wondered: what is it that defines a woman? Is it the negative of a man, such as no cock, no deep voice, less or no body hair and maybe a positive, breasts? She certainly passed all these tests. Or is there some elusive quality like softness in body texture and personality? She passed those tests too. I'm left confused. In what way was the person I met not a woman?Bro,

I had the same question when I was in Laos. I spent sometime to do research on this subject but was unable to get a conclusion. The fact that makes me surprise is Laos have so many ladyboys. I wonder where they get the money at such age to do the operation.

Donnylad
03-09-13, 13:21
I was there in mid Feb. I had taken info from here regarding the place where girls are available. I ended up just asking a tuk tuk driver on the main road around lunchtime on my first day there. The place was a few shack houses at the end of a large field past a market. Think I negotiated the price of the ride beforehand to a reasonable amount. Took quite a time to get there. I had got a translation into Lao of what I wanted and gave it to the mamasan who spoke no english. The tuktuk driver also translated. There were a few young girls and I chose one. It was agreed that she would do everything I had translated on the note for a price of I think 200k. The mistake I made was not confirming I would pay the girl afterwards. They had wanted me to pay there and then but I refused and they agreed to let me pay the girl. As she spoke no english, the ride back was quiet. I had a nightmare trying to explain I wanted to see her I'd as she looked very young but I gave up after 5 mins. I had ensured visitors were fine with family running the guest house I was staying at. In the room, the girl started gesturing at me to pay and then it was awkward when neither of us understood each other. It ended with her just leaving without any money. Total disaster. Needless to say I didn't bother trying again. Enjoyed the 2 night abstinence from sex! Great place for tourism but terrible for mongering unless you speak Lao.

DL

James Dean 2
05-18-13, 09:50
Getting a HJ in an asian MP is not a big deal. But since I did have trouble getting action in VV, thought I'd share.

Walking on the main road towards Ban Sabai bunglows, you will see a few massage parlours on your left.

The first 2 are dud 9 yes I tried) but the last one on the left is pretty interesting.

You may see a few pretty girls outside dressed a little too well for a MP.

The rooms are not really rooms but separated by curtains. On offer is only HJ but the girls can be persuaded to an outcall.

All the monies to be paid at the counter at the end. No separate tips etc. Its an all included / all know place.

I paid 200K for massage, HJ and lots of topless fondling.

She was quite a spinner.

Did not do outcall as had to leave town.

Have fun and stay safe.

Simian
06-12-13, 02:08
Bro,

I had the same question when I was in Laos. I spent sometime to do research on this subject but was unable to get a conclusion. The fact that makes me surprise is Laos have so many ladyboys. I wonder where they get the money at such age to do the operation.THey get the money the same way the girls get the money. Have one or more foreign boyfriends who send money and P4P with tourists.

I think that most of the concerns that one might have inadvertently taken a LB are misplaced at least in Laos. I knew a guy in Vientiane who was into LBs and did not hide it. He said that of all the LBs who were available in the bars in Vientiane and there were many, only 3 of them had the full operation. And besides the vast majority of Lao LBs are clearly men, unlike in Thailand where a novice could be fooled.

FritsVanegter
06-15-13, 10:00
Hello,

Probably one of the towns I will visit again in Asia will be Pakse. People seem to be very nice but I did not come across any working ladies. Maybe because it seems to be a small city and their will be gossip if you start fucking the nice loadies. Does anyone have a clue? Please share some experience. Thanks in advance. Kind greetings,

Frits

MoreSauce
06-25-13, 01:58
Hello,

Probably one of the towns I will visit again in Asia will be Pakse. People seem to be very nice but I did not come across any working ladies. Maybe because it seems to be a small city and their will be gossip if you start fucking the nice loadies. Does anyone have a clue? Please share some experience. Thanks in advance. Kind greetings,

FritsMy experience is that there's not much for mongers in Pakse.

There are a few massage places just out of town in the nightclub district that you could try. They're mainly Viet girls but I'the be surprised if you couldn't get FS from at least one of them.

Look up Pakse in Google maps. Find Roads 13 & 38 heading roughly east out of town. Just east of Road 16 and the Daoraung (Daoheuang) Market are two unnamed streets running straight through between roads 13 & 38. There are a few massage places in this area.

The other alternative is to put yourself in the hands of a local tuk-tuk driver.

Good luck with your projects.

Moresauce

FritsVanegter
06-25-13, 07:38
Hello,

I have been to Pakse before and once I have been taken by a female friend in Pakse to a local discoteque with a live band (from Thailand). I was the only foreigner, the place was crowded but the music was rather loud so no chance to talk with the ladies. There were some pretty ladies walking around. I forget the name but is a famous discoteque. It was on the east side of the town just a few kilometers from the old centre. Maybe I will ask the locals when I am there.

Anyway thanks,

Frits

FunMan13
07-15-13, 23:55
I am working on a visit to Laos in January or February. 2014. Can I ask several questions?

1. Will the weather be a bit cooler, or not much different?

2. I see that many cheaper guesthouses and p4p rooms don't have a / see. Are there mosquito problems?

3. I am Chinese-American. I don't speak Lao, Thai or Vietnamese, but I manage some Mandarin, Cantonese, Fukienese and Chew Chou. How much trouble will I have trying to buy tickets at bus stations, dealing with mamasans and WGs? I don't speak Spanish or Portuguese but did okay in Central America and Brazil. I did good in Bangkok but the WGs there knew some English.

4. As an American, can I get a visa at the Lao Embassy in Singapore?

Thanks for your help.

MoreSauce
07-29-13, 04:24
I am working on a visit to Laos in January or February. 2014. Can I ask several questions?

1. Will the weather be a bit cooler, or not much different?

2. I see that many cheaper guesthouses and p4p rooms don't have a / see. Are there mosquito problems?

3. I am Chinese-American. I don't speak Lao, Thai or Vietnamese, but I manage some Mandarin, Cantonese, Fukienese and Chew Chou. How much trouble will I have trying to buy tickets at bus stations, dealing with mamasans and WGs? I don't speak Spanish or Portuguese but did okay in Central America and Brazil. I did good in Bangkok but the WGs there knew some English.

4. As an American, can I get a visa at the Lao Embassy in Singapore?

Thanks for your help.Funman13,

This query really should have been posted in General Info but to help a fellow traveler,

1. Depends on your definition of cool. Weather will be pleasant in the low lying areas in the southern half of the country (Vientiane and south) and a bit cooler in the mountainous regions in the top half of the country (Vang Vieng and north). A bit like similar latitudes in the US really.

2. Shouldn't be much problem with mosquito's at that time of the year and you won't need a / see because the nights are generally cooler. So relax, even the cheapest guesthouses have nets and fans.

3. I don't speak Laos either but I never seem to have problem getting what I want with hand signal's, calculators and smiles. Plus you'll always find someone who would welcome the opportunity to practice their English in the main towns and tourist areas. All kids learn some English at school but the boys tend to drop it pretty quickly so if you're stuck just look around for a young woman up to about 30.

4. All Lao Embassies do visa's or you can get one at some of the land border crossings. I'm not American but they seem happy to let me in. I'm pretty sure they've almost forgiven you guys for the war by now so, you should be fine.

Good luck with your projects.

Moresauce

MoreSauce
09-30-13, 07:21
If you're in town and you've got a bit of spare time, don't waste it searching out possible spinners in the massage places around town. They all over-charge and under-deliver.

Tuk tuks are hard to find in town, particularly after dark, but you can easily get to the chicken farms just outside town. Besides, the walk will do you good.

Everybody knows where the old airstrip is so head out onto the main road running beside it. With the airstrip on your left hand side and heading north towards Luang Prabang you will come to a small street on the left at the end of the runway. Continue another 50 yards past there and turn down the first street on the right. Follow it for about 400 yards until it forks. Take the right hand fork. There are a number of chicken farms just down the road on the right. They are lit up at night so you can't miss them.

Just remember you're in an area full of foreigners and you never know who'll be watching. Don't forget you're still covered by your home country's laws. There might be a few tiddlers around so be prepared to throw them back.

Good luck with your projects.

Moresauce

Growtek
10-04-13, 02:09
Hi all,

Thought I'd add something useful to the forum.

I just came back from a 4 day stay in Laos, Luang Prabang.

Because I speak Thai and spent some time learning a little bit of Laos, I was able to find this brothel complex.

By complex I mean a dirt road and several one story rutted shacks.

The cost is comparitively high and seems to be frequented by only Laotians.

So, how to get there? Here's the directions which I confirmed on a bike after first being brought there by a tuk tuk (I only know them in relation to the Ancient Luang Prabang hotel I stayed at).

Go West on Soi Sivasavangvong app 3 intersections till you pass Phosy (seriously) market. Take a left at the first intersection past that market. You will see Ban Hao nightclub and a karaoke (can't remember name) on your right. Directly after that you will see an unmarked dirt road which leads you to the grotty fuck fest.

The downside? The rooms are on par with Cambodia. Big enough for a mattress and walls thin as cardboard. Cost is expensive. I first got quoted 250, 000kip down to 200, 000 for the girl. I negotiated extra for a token GFE. The second time I went I was offered a hotel room and girl for all in at 370, 000kip. I stupidly declined the offer to fit 3 on a motorcycle and instead followed them on my bicycle.

The upside? Very hot young girls. I had one of the hottest women I've had either in Thailand or anywhere on my second try there. Neither girl was a starfish but more like a PSE than GFE experience, along the lines of 'get off quick' and a jackhammer on top fuck experience. I turned that around to multiple positions with the girl at least pretending to have fun along the way. The second was a solid nine in looks but definitely a product of her environment, not used to anything like slow and easy. The hotel was not bad actually fairly clean with A / C and a TV. Not someplace I'd stay usually but above a US roach motel.

Nobody there spoke any English. Be forewarned. Have them write out the expected costs or use the ubiquitous calculator to communicate.

Thanks for certain members helping others out with info like this. Hope it helps.

MoreSauce
10-11-13, 02:24
Hi Growtec,

I was in Luang Prabang late last year and struggled to find anywhere to keep myself entertained. I did manage to pick up a couple of willing partners from the Dao Fah night club but man, it was a slow process. You need to get there early to scout out potentials as they arrive, carefully avoid boyfriends who might turn up later, do some dancing, buy some drinks and the when the night club closed around 1am I found myself having to head to the local bowling alley to shell out for even more fun before finally heading back to the hotel around 3am for some entertainment of my own. The end result was OK but unfortunately the alternatives were worse, far worse.

I'll be in Luang Prabang in a month or so and given the dearth of places to satisfy the itch in this lovely little town, I'm keen to check out your discovery. With the very basic conditions and mainly Lao custom it would seem that you've hit on one of the locals own 'chicken ranches'. Yes the cost does seem comparatively high but I suspect it's a combination of an added 'barang margin' and a distinct lack of competition. The locals are probably paying a couple of bucks a pop. However, if there is one 'chicken ranch' in town then there should be a couple more so, that'll be high on my list when I get there.

In the meantime, having a look on Mr Googles maps it shows the Phosi market on the corner of Phothisalath Road (it's Soi Sisavangvong further back towards town) and a fairly large paved road. Is that the one I should turn down or do I take the next turn, which is a minor road, on the left?

Given the fairly basic conditions and the offer of a local hotel was there any mention of a take-out back to your own hotel? If so did they quote you a price? I'm assuming both the 200k and 370k kip were both ST. Any mention of LT?

Good luck with your projects,

MoreSauce

Growtek
10-15-13, 00:24
Hi Growtec,

In the meantime, having a look on Mr Googles maps it shows the Phosi market on the corner of Phothisalath Road (it's Soi Sisavangvong further back towards town) and a fairly large paved road. Is that the one I should turn down or do I take the next turn, which is a minor road, on the left?

MoreSauceIt's the major road right after Phosi market. Take a left there.

You'll know if you're on the right track when you see Ban Hao night club (on right) fairly soon after the turn. The sign is yellow and written in English.

The dirt road might be hard to find but it's on the same side right after the nightclub and karaoke.

Good hunting!

Yeah, I'm sure locals pay a lot less. I think you could take the girl out but the trouble would be getting her back to your hotel (most won't let prosti's in). I never tried where I was at. The price did include the hotel as well so not terribly bad.

They do not speak english at all from what I saw. Good hunting!

MoreSauce
10-17-13, 02:21
It's the major road right after Phosi market. Take a left there.

You'll know if you're on the right track when you see Ban Hao night club (on right) fairly soon after the turn. The sign is yellow and written in English.

The dirt road might be hard to find but it's on the same side right after the nightclub and karaoke.

Good hunting!

Yeah, I'm sure locals pay a lot less. I think you could take the girl out but the trouble would be getting her back to your hotel (most won't let prosti's in). I never tried where I was at. The price did include the hotel as well so not terribly bad.

They do not speak english at all from what I saw. Good hunting!OK, thanks. I will report back when I get there.

Good luck with your projects,

MoreSauce

RCA Knight
10-20-13, 13:53
Spent a few nights in Luang Namtha. The number of karaoke pick ups has increased a lot. There are spread out so need to charter a jumbo for a night.

The business overall was very good, lots of Chinese and local groups come in small groups and many foreigners come in Range Rover or Land Cruiser.

All shops have small number of girls, about 4-10, so if some group come they may take all the girls away for all niter. One night saw one Chinese group of 5 took out all 8 girls from the shop, packed them into a mini van.

The price also has risen 2 folds. The girl level down, because many have gone to work in Vientiane. I took 3 LT from 3 different shops, price very hard to bargain down, because of big number of Chinese, rich locals, and many NGO looking cars as well. I paid between 65-85USD LT.

Disappointed because could not get any good service in Laos any more. The good old gf fun now only in memory.

Donnylad
12-30-13, 01:41
Just noticed dicussion regarding taking girls back from shacks. As per my report in Feb 2013, I did negotiate a young girl for around 200k kip for an hour. I'm pretty sure the guest house was called Rattanakone. Small family run. Was on Agoda but not sure if its there now.

DL

MoreSauce
05-13-14, 07:51

MoreSauce
05-14-14, 03:51
Oops. Loaded the report while the site was down for a light refurbish and it looks like the text disappeared into the ether. So, let me try it again.

Appologies for being a bit slow on the reports promised for earlier this year but here they are now.

Growtec was right about his little find. It's a real 'chicken farm' or chicken ranch' and it's not little. If you're in town and feeling up to it then this place is well worth a look. First, I'll tighten up on the directions.

Head west out of town along Sisavangvong Road which becomes Photisalath Road after the round-about at Kitsalat Road. About 1.8kms from the round-about you will find the big Phosi market on your left. The market is on the corner of an un-named street – turn left down this un-named street. Now, look for the night club, Growtec mentioned in his post. It's about 400m down this street, on your right. Take the next dirt laneway on the same side.

If you get to Manomai Road on your left then you've gone 30m too far.

About 50m along this dirt laneway the area opens up with the shacks on your right and the 'slightly better than roach hotel' on your left. Despite the looks from some of the locals it seems quite safe to visit here after dark but I'the only be carrying just enough money in an old wallet in case you and your wallet are encouraged to separate.

I concur with Growtec on the experiences but I'the be wary about taking any of the girls back to your hotel. The light is not great in these shacks and it would be easy to miss the obvious signs of a tiddler that you would ordinarily throw back. I didn't try a daytime visit.

Google maps defines the area as location 19. 874795, 102. 124839 if that's any help to you young techie mongers.

Good luck with your projects.

MoreSauce

MoreSauce
05-15-14, 06:36
Good news and bad news from my recent visit to Vang Vieng.

The good news is that there are now about eight separate shacks operating with the addition of a shop and a hairdresser. So it looks like this area is here to stay and it's being tolerated. All the coloured lights look pretty too – if you're into that.

Note that the bulk of the shacks are on the road running to the right of the dam. There is also one operating from an old restaurant built over the dam. It's accessible from the road running to the left hand side of the dam. It's got the inevitable coloured lights so you can't miss it.

See report 83 for directions on how to get here.

One more thing is that aside from the increase in shacks and an overall increase in numbers it looks like the tiddlers have been squeezed out so it'll be pretty safe for falangs to pay a visit.

The bad news is that there doesn't appear be an increase in quality. And prices haven't dropped either. Expect to be quoted 300 – 400 k. A final payment of 250 k shouldn't be hard to achieve for ST. Not sure that I'd want to wake up next to any of those I met therefore I didn't ask about LT.

I have friends in Vang Vieng so I didn't partake and on the last visit didn't regret the missed opportunity.

Good luck with your projects.

MoreSauce

MoreSauce
05-16-14, 08:36
In all three towns, for various reasons, I wasn't able to partake.

Given the number of falangs (foreigners) passing through Phonsavan as well as a reasonably large military presence both in town and just to the south, I would be amazed if there wasn't a considerable demand. And where there's demand there will inevitably be a supply – somewhere. I'm just not sure where. On a previous trip to Phonsavan I had to wait twenty four hours for a massage girl to become available due to a military conference in town. The massage was great but no offer of any extras. On this last trip here I wasn't able to chase any services but they should be easily located either by booking through your hotel or using the advice below.

This year was my first trip to Xam Neua but I was stuck traveling with the same group of locals and wasn't able to chase any after hours entertainment. Whilst remote, the town is certainly big enough and with a fair size Public Service it should be able to support a reasonable sized mongering industry. Given the size of government departments, local government and its proximity to the Vietnam border prices, may be higher than expected. From what locals tell me falangs are a bit of a novelty these days. Not sure if that will work for you or go against you. But given the proximity to Vietnam I was surprised at the lack of Vietnamese in the community. Same as Phonsavan, try booking through the hotel or using the advice below.

Oudom Xai seems to me to be the biggest of the three towns, however, its proximity to the Chinese border makes the circumstances a bit different. I couldn't find any street front massage places nor could I order a massage through the hotel. The town is full of Chinese traders and truck drivers so there would be services, somewhere. Again, once the sun goes down all of the tuk-tuks disappear so it's back to the advice below. I could have done with some company in Oudom Xai but for the record I wound up having very quiet and lonely nights. Even the room maids were starting to look pretty good by the third night.

I even spent a night out at Muang Khua. You'll need a good map to find this place. There were a few tourists in town but no tuk-tuks, even during the day. I tried enlisting the help of some local mechanics. Even they couldn't come up with anything that sounded remotely like fun.

So, here's my advice when you first hit a new town. Despite most of these regional towns being a fair size the tuk-tuk's seem to disappear as soon as it gets dark so I suggest that you need to be a bit organized when you first arrive. Shop around for a driver who has a reasonable understanding of English and then try him with the universal sign for sex – form an 'O' with your left fingers and thumb then dip your right pointer finger into 'the bowl'. If his eyes light up and a wry smile appears on his face then get his mobile (cell) number. Give him a card from your hotel and tell him you will call him later.

Then its just a matter of having a leisurely dinner and pulling out your phone. If you don't have one then get the hotel reception to call the driver. You won't need to be embarrassed asking them to translate because your driver already knows what you'll want. And I guarantee he will be at your hotel in no time.

Good luck with your projects.

MoreSauce

RCA Knight
06-11-14, 18:59
Came in from Vientiane landed safely. My second visit to this city, to visit my long time Swedish friend who is now working for a Lao financial company.

He is family man so I went night hunting myself. This city is really dead at night, I chartered a jumbo to see some lady houses. It's pretty close to the Nong Khai Udon version, I did not partake, because I simply cannot enjoy the atmosphere at this stage of my life, I saw some okay girls that I would have done them 10 years back.

I found a karaoke pick up right next to Hong Thip hotel, there were about 20 girls, some were very doable, the system is something like you order some drinks and get lady to sit, you pay a fee for sitting, I asked 2 ladies to sit, and 2 beers, the bill came 90000 kip, and the body fee is 1500-2000 bahts depend on the girl.

I did take 1 girl each night from here, both asked me 2000 bahts, but able to come down 1500, both were fresh I think, very tight and wet pussy, and new to the trade, but as you expect, no such thing as service, but the low mileage makes up for it somewhat.

There are very little choices for food, some nice European foods, but pricey, I see lots of Thai visa runners in town, I am glad I mostly now stay on this side of Mekong, I cannot stand these Thai yellow monarchy fascists and their private army, it's disgusting what's going on there.

Anyways, Savannakhet can be boring for younger folks, but for me it's a nice place to lay back watch the sun set on Mekong, and hang out in local places to look for the young and fresh regular girls, I will try to score some nice homely girls, I can afford to be a cheaper sugar papa here, I have my sugary budgets.

After a week here or so I will make my way up north again until the Chinese border Boten.

MoreSauce
06-15-14, 06:03
After a week here or so I will make my way up north again until the Chinese border Boten.Got some bad news, about Boten, for you RCA.

The whole town has gone, yes gone!

I was up there in January and there's nothing left. The whole place has been bulldozed. As in it's no more – there's nothing left.

Well not strictly correct, there is something left. Do you remember the open truck and trailer parking lot just down the road from the town? Well, that's now expanded to take over all of the leveled land where the town once was.

Although I'm not a fan, you could see what's on offer in and around the truck stop. But if it was me, coming in from Oudomxay I'the take the left at the roundabout and head straight to Luang Numantha.

Good luck with your projects.

Moresauce

RCA Knight
08-10-14, 10:00
Boten is almost all dead, all casinos are closed. There are lots of talks turning this area into another special zone, but talks remain talks when money is not coming, I doubt it will take place any time soon. There are still people coming here looking for business deals. I even saw Russians and Ukrainians, they seem to have some kind business connection to these areas from before.

Most the ladies are also gone, but there are still some left to serve the people passing through or coming for business, but the once wide open karaoke, bbs, ladies roaming the casino scene were all past memories.

My van driver from Luang Namtha called a few pimps to find a few ladies for my viewing, I found one nice Hmong student girl, good firm slim body, she let me feel her merchandise, and showed me her clean little pubic hair beaver in my van, but she want 100 USD till morning, no bargain, later she told me the pimp gets 30 USD, I think the pimp also needs to give a tip to my van driver as well.

The girl still very fresh, BBBJ was a little too short, but could see she still enjoys sex, I almost could not resist stick it raw to her, but got a hold of myself in the last moment. She said she gets about only 1-2 customers a week. I picked another ethnic Chinese girl the next day, only had ST for 300 yuan, nothing to write about.

There are still some actions here, but you need to rely on pimps, the ladies are not on open display anymore, Luang Namtha or even Udomxay has more activities than Boten nowadays.

I heard from various people that across the Boten border on China side, there are still many karaokes and bbs operating just like good old time in Boten, I even heard it from an Ukraine guy I talked to here. I will investigate next trip when I come back northern Laos. Have to go Hong Kong to renew my one year Chinese business visa so I can get in China.

FunMan13
03-23-15, 04:55
I will be in LP on April 4th for 3 nights. I have read all the Laos Threads and found very little info on LP. Even those are outdated. If you veterans do not wish to discuss publicly, please PM me. I will be discreet. Thanks.

FM13.

FunMan13
04-06-15, 05:08
I arrived in LP on Saturday. Yesterday (Sunday) I rented a motorbike and rode to this 'chicken farm'. I had no problem getting to the place because of the great directions given on this board. However, I could not find Ban Hao Night Club. There was a closed KTV by another name in the same area. I went there twice.

The first time was around 2 PM. I did not see any patrons and was not sure if I was at the right place. There were other businesses and homes in the complex. I did see several girls with the obvious dresses and makeup riding motorbikes or walk in and out of the complex. I sucked up my courage and rode up close to the buildings. No one smiled, waved or called to me like in other RLDs. I did get stares from lots of men and women.

I did not see the 'hotel' on the left. I did see a large covered car park with several large golf-cart looking vehicles parked inside. Behind this building but accessed by another road was a large open-air produce market. I saw several 'dressed' girls walked to the market from the back of the buildings to buy drinks or something.

I went again at 7 PM when it was dark. Again I did not see patrons going in or out. The place was not very brightly lighted as I expected nor had the usual pink or red light bulbs.

If this is the right place, I must take off my hat to you guys, especially you Farangs, for patronizing this fleapit. You must have guts of steel to walk up to the complex amid all the stares from the locals. I also question the hygiene of the girls. The complex does not look like it has clean water to bathe / wash, and the beds, sheets. I would do the girls if I can take them back to my hotel and make them bathe first. But my hotel is too far away and I don't speak a word of Lao.

Please don't get upset. I am not being judgmental, just my personal opinion.

One more thing. The shop I rented my bike from told me that it's against the law to ride after 8 PM. The fine is 1 million kip. Is that true?

FunMan13
04-06-15, 15:24
Okay, so I kept thinking all day. I have come all the way to LP. Who knows when I will come back, if ever. If I don't try, I will always wonder what I missed. So I went back tonight around 6:30 PM. Rode up to the shacks, acted cool, and slowly parked my bike while scoping around. I braced myself and walked to three doors on the left side of the complex and looked in. Most of the girls were just average. So I finally picked one. She did not know a word of English. I just pointed to her and gave a thumb's up. She let me to her room which looked like a pig sty or barn (really) with wooden planks as walls, and not even closed up. There were gaps and anyone could peep through it. Needless to say, there was no AC, only a fan. I tried to ask her how much but she could not understand. So I gave her 200,000 kip. She took it and went out, probably to give to the MMS. She came back and started undressing. So I did the same. As soon as both of us were naked and sitting on the thin mattress on the floor, she became very friendly, smiling and playing with my dick. She snuggled up to me and tried to kiss me. I was initially surprised as my experience with these type of providers was they don't kiss. I responded with lip kissing. I was not going to do any French as I was unsure of her hygiene. She did have a pleasant body smell. So was her long hair. So I felt more at ease. I asked, she did not do BJ. After a while she produced a condom and asked me okay? So I guess some, maybe the locals, don't use condom. Of course I said yes.

Sex was nothing special. She did a lot of cowgirl, then mish, then back to cowgirl, then mish again. I took a while to pop but she was very patient. No one knocked at the door to indicate time up. When I was done, I felt the compassion to give her a tip. As I was feeling for my wallet in my pocket, I felt my phone, and on a spur of the moment, asked her if I could take a photo. Remember, she did not speak English and I didn't speak Lao, so all communication was in sign signals. Surprisingly, she smiled and posed. I took one, pretended it did not snap, and took another which I showed her. She was very pleased with her photo. I was going to tip her 50 k but felt so pleased that I gave her 100 k. I know that's a lot but I knew it made her day. She broke into a big grin and kept hugging and kissing me.

When I came out of her shack, I saw two stunning beauties who were not there earlier. They might be with customers then. Isn't that always the case? Seeing the better looking ones after you are done? I may come back tomorrow which will be my last night in LP. I cannot imagine doing it during the day when the temperature reaches 100 F.

I tried to upload the photos but the files are too big. I have to reduce the resolution but right now I am in the lobby of my hotel which is the only place with working WiFi. I am too embarrassed to have naked photos on my screen. I will have to go back to my room to work on it and post tomorrow. Sorry.

Funman13.

FunMan13
04-06-15, 16:18
She looked much better than in the photos.

FunMan13
04-07-15, 12:32
Can someone teach me to upload photos properly? I tries but could not make them face the right way, not sideways. Thanks.

AfAsia
04-08-15, 01:53
Can someone teach me to upload photos properly? I tries but could not make them face the right way, not sideways. Thanks.When transferring from camera to PC, there is the option to 'right' your photo. Check beneath the actual photo there should be arrows suggesting turning your photo 90 degrees, left or right. Or simply 'right' them with windows photo gallery before posting them on ISG.

On Thin Ice
04-13-15, 05:58
I was there about ten months ago. And I arrived by rented bicycle! It was probably early afternoon. Yes, they thought it odd that a farang had found them, on his own no less, but they were friendly enough. Yes, the accommodations are rough. But there was nothing unsafe about the experience, and the girl was friendly. I think I paid 150,000 kip. Nothing special about the experience, but Laung Prabang is a very quiet town.

FunMan13
04-13-15, 09:21
Slaol,

I did that. I also had to reduce the megapixels so that the photo file is not too large to upload.

FM.

Juicyclamlover
06-15-15, 04:32
Just returned from 4 days in Savann with a wingman who was getting a 1 year retirement visa.

Stayed at the Avalon Residence which is 200 m from the bus station and a 10 minute walk from the Thai consulate.

Pleasant hotel for 800 THB a night or 150000 Kip. Only problem for some will be no lift, so if your billets are on the 5th floor its quite a stagger.

Coffee shop next door serves breakfast 7-9 am and other meals during the day. I ate there 3 times all good.

Most of the bars, as you would expect are along the riverfront, plenty of girls out drinking beer Lao.

The other place for FLs is the open square which has the Dao Savanh restaurant on one side and there are a couple of bars there with girls hanging around, especially during my visit near the Lisa bar which is owned by a Swede and his Lao wife, Lisa.

In a small Soi along from the tourist office is another place (Yomi), a 2 minute walk from the Lisa bar, which was packed out every night with pretty young things.

The main entertainment venue in town is the nightclub across from the Hoong Thip hotel, a karaoke place but some stunners hostessing. Opens at 8. 30 closes at 12 as, I think, does the whole of Savann.

Beer twice the price and the girls will ask for 2000 THB.

Not much English spoken by the girls but if your Thai is upto speed there's no problem.

If you live up in the NE it makes a nice change of scenery and some crackers there to behold. Every one was most welcoming.

Tundish
11-11-15, 17:11
Was just in vv for a few days. Took a bus from vientiane. Very relaxing place. Sit by river, drink, eat, observe western ladies swimming.

Followed past reports on this forum to the houses near the dam. Found the selection to be good. Around 8 girls between the first two houses. Girls were mid teens to early twenties. Visited these houses several times during my visit and enjoyed the entire spectrum of girls on offer.

Next to luang prabang where it sounds like theres some brothel action to the south of town. Anybody have able to report recent experiences in LP?

Happy mongering.

Tundish
11-16-15, 00:46
Been in LP past days. Nice scenery, quiet river, religious areas, etc. Food also good.

For more interesting topic: the girls! I visit on the chicken farm south of the town. This place has explained before on the forum. Heading out of town down the main street, take a left turn at the Phosi market, then in a little ways you'll see a small road on your right side. The two or three road on the right. Turn in there and you will see a courtyard on right side.

It is a building with many rooms that the girls stay in. The available girls will be sitting / talking or standing in the doors. Usually mama is around but not always. If no mama then go approach girls directly. Girls were from mid teen to 35. Service available on location (150 k kip) also take away to hotel (500 k kip). I did both options when there, taking usually the older girls to my hotel. One very young one I worry about bring to hotel so did there only. Service quality varies by girl. Some BJ, some no. Some different positions, some starfish. Best if you speak lao / thai / viet to help with service agreement.

Tundish
11-20-15, 06:34
Still in Luang prabang now though leaving soon. Have been using chicken farm for my regular needs but also experimenting. Got taxi man one afternoon and asked for girls in thai, but he understands. Took me to a place to the east of town, small house with yellow sign in lao, maybe a disco? There were several girls inside and mama. Chose one girl maybe 25 or so. Took me to back of building to small room where we did business.

She give great BBBJ, FS, and CIM. When I come back out I notice 2 more girls appeared (total now 6). Several look very nice. I will be back.

Moral of story is use taxi man. Locals always know best.

Old Monga
12-16-15, 11:15
Currently in Vang Vieng for a few days.

Went last night to the area near the dam. There's about six houses with 6/8 WGs in each; variable quality, some cute ones.

Took one for a short time, she wanted 200 K I offered 150 K which she accepted.

Bit of a starfish, sadly, wouldn't do uncovered oral even after she had seemingly enjoyed my extensive DATY.

Missionary then cowgirl then finish off back in missionary.

All-in-all just a so-so experience.

But I will no doubt go back there before I leave for LP.

Later in the evening I was propositioned on the main street.

She was about 30, OK looking, but when I asked how much for long time she said 2 million! I said goodnight and walked on.

Old Monga
12-22-15, 13:17
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Tundish
12-23-15, 08:09
Sorry for my late report on Vang vieng part 2. I return to houses with lights up by dam several times more and am satisfied every time. Good girls and not too cost. Became trusted associate of papa at one house and he lets me take the girls out for the night if I want, but it took several visits to get trust of him. What old monga says is true, but I usually only see 4-5 girls each house.

Old monga try again with the post but tone down a little. I interested your report of (I expect) Luang Prabang. Always in search of good hunting grounds.

Out of Lao for 3 week now and how I miss Laos!

Old Monga
12-24-15, 07:03
Went to the chicken ranch the other evening.

A previous poster provided the geo-coordinates which was very useful. Just plug them into Mr Google Maps and you can see where the place is in relation to Manomai Road; then switch to Earth View to see the lie of the land.

I arrived just as it was getting dark. The Mammasan of the first shack on the left called me over. She had two WGs sitting outside; I asked to see any other girls she had and she took me inside and called three more girls out of their "rooms". I asked their ages, which ranged from late teens to late twenties 2 were A grade, 2 be grade and one was a see grade. I asked the price for a short time and she said 300 K, I said 150 K, she said 200 K, I said 150 K and she said OK. I took the cuter of the two A graders. Had to pay the Mammasan up front.

Into her "room" which was just a partitioned off area, basically made of packing case material. No a / see or fan even. We stripped off and got to it. She was happy to cuddle and French kiss. At first she was reluctant to let me DATY, but when I got into it she appeared to enjoy it. But not enough to reciprocate that took the offer an extra 50 K. And then she gave me a very good BBBJ. Condom on and into boom-boom. Various positions, she was in no hurry for me to complete; she was fairly passive but certainly no starfish. She gave a firm "No" to my request for anal.

All-in-all it was 200 K well spent IMHO.

I expect I will go back probably I'll inquire about the cost of longtime with her. FYI her name is Tuk.

Also FYI the geo-coordinates are 19.874795 102.124839.

As I left I walked past the other shacks they were all pretty much the same, 6 or 7 shacks each with a few WGs out front.

Old Monga
12-28-15, 02:18
Spoke to a tuk tuk driver, said I wanted boom-boom.

He headed off in the direction of the chicken ranch. I said "No, I want somewhere different".

And he took me to a shack on a road parallel to Manomai Road.

Two WGs there, both be Grade. Haggled the Mammasan down from 250 K to 150 K for a short time.

OK experience. She wouldn't do oral, not even with the offer of a tip.

No starfish, but still a bit passive.

Posting this, just so fellow mongers know here are alternatives to the chicken ranch.

FYI the geo-coordinates are: 19.873742 102.128803.

Two shacks joined together, I went to the one on the left, but I think the other one also has WGs.

Tundish
12-28-15, 07:22
Thanks for updates Old monga. What time did you visit shack on road parallel to Manomai road? Have you had success at chicken farm during daytime hours?

Tundish
12-28-15, 07:26
Has anybody have luck with getting girls at chicken farm in LP or at houses by dam in VV to take photo? I always ask but they always reply no. I wonder how much money it would take. Some of them are quite sweet.

I be back Lao next month and will check then in person, but guidance from experience would be good if anybody have any.

Old Monga
12-29-15, 02:41
Went again last night. Walked further around the area, and it is more widespread than I think had been reported here previously.

The shacks go from the known area (see my first post on the farm for its coordinates) right around to this point.

19.874111, 102.124639.

Some very good looking WGs in that part.

Took one for short time (150 K KIP) - beautiful face, top quality body, but sadly a total starfish, not interested in foreplay of any sort and did missionary only (and with her face turned to the wall!

I went there at around 8 pm. There were quite a lot of guys milling around, I was the only falang and so drew a crowd of onlookers as I haggled with the WG outside her shack.

Tundish.

- I did a reconnaissance of the chicken farm during the mid-afternoon, there were WGs there, and I'm sure I could have done business if I had wanted (too hot at that time of day for my taste).

- I went to the shack on the road parallel to Manomai Road twice. Both times it was around 6 pm.

Ds4217
01-05-16, 04:01
Went again last night. Walked further around the area, and it is more widespread than I think had been reported here previously.

The shacks go from the known area (see my first post on the farm for its coordinates) right around to this point.

19.874111, 102.124639.

Some very good looking WGs in that part.

Took one for short time (150 K KIP) - beautiful face, top quality body, but sadly a total starfish, not interested in foreplay of any sort and did missionary only (and with her face turned to the wall!

I went there at around 8 pm. There were quite a lot of guys milling around, I was the only falang and so drew a crowd of onlookers as I haggled with the WG outside her shack..Thanks for the coordinates, here is a screen shot of the location of the houses. Very easy to find and a nice collection of girls.

Optional
03-26-16, 14:04
I'm heading to Luang Prabang and Vientiane for a short trip next week. Anyone else on this forum going to be there? Would be great to meet up and check out the Chicken Farm together! PM me.

Tundish
06-13-16, 07:13
It has been several month since my last visit and report. I heading to Lao soon and trying to decide between LP and Vientiane. Did anybody go north recently and can you give update?

I am particularly interest in LP and VV but also maybe Luang Namtha. As always I will write report on my visits.

FritsVanegter
07-20-16, 17:56
Hello,

I have been to Pakse in the past. How is the riverside at this moment. Still restaurants and simple bars available. I remember there were some brothels with Vietnamese staff but there was a plan to modernize the riverside. So maybe now just big hotels?

Greetings,

Frits

Tundish
07-21-16, 22:41
I was in LP a week past for some good times and SYTs. Here is quick summary of my time.

I stayed in a local guest house that was close to the Phosi market. This put it in prime location for girls actions. I picked one where I was confident in enter with girl undetected by owner man. Trusted member can PM me for info on which I stayed for this.

There now four areas I know for get girls in LP, all operate on chicken farm basis (small, dirty buildings with ST rooms but girls available for LT).

1. Old chicken farm near the bowling alley, has been mentioned many times on this forum in the past. The selection of girls is wide (maybe 15-20 girls available) but quality is poor in my experience. Price for foreigner is 150 k ST. I have never gone LT here. I looked here during my trip but did not see girls that satisfy my desires as I seek something special.

2. Shacks on road near old chicken farm, mentioned by Old Monga in the past. This is where I have most success, taking one girl ST on site and two girls LT on two night. There now four shacks total, three originals all in a row and a new one across the road. Girls are very nice. ST 150 k, LT 400 k. I did not negotiate LT, just offer 400 k and mama accept, based on advice from a member. Maybe could be lower.

3. Area by bus station. I only saw 2 girls here. I don't think this is a good area now.

4. New Vietnam girl chicken farm. Got a tip from a monger friend here that there is a new Vietnam brothel area, so I go to check it out. The place is very near the old chicken farm but down a narrow path nearby. It is still small, just 2 houses with 4 girls each, but girls available are nice. I negotiated 100 k ST here with a nice slim lady.

One story. From shacks on road near chicken farm as I mentions I took some girls LT. The first night I take this girl, very small and slender, just arrived in LP 2 days before. Down this street there are bars so I ask girl if she wants to get a drink (translate app) and she accept. We go sit down and she order a drink for her and a beer for me. All men around are very jealous of my beautiful young lady. We have one drink and then another and then she had one more, then decide go back to the room. On the way we stop and get some more beer and some water from a shop.

Back in the room we take a shower and I touch all of her body. I have drink two big beer now so my judgement not so good and I decide to go in uncovered, but she is small and it causes some hurt, even with some soap, so she asks to stop. After shower she asks for a beer so I give her and she drinks the whole thing (big beer Lao). I think she try to help the pain by drinking.

I get her on the bed and begin DATY because she seems very fresh (this not usual as I am always worry about the girl being clean), and I look up after 5 minute and she sleeps! I wake her up and we begin FS, but again after several minutes she is going to sleep. We talk here about starfish and this is even worse! I turn her over and she wakes up again, so I start having sex with her from behind, but again she falls asleep.

Lao girl are very shy about BJ and anal, so I think this is a good chance to try some things. In the shower I played with her ass so I know it clean, so I go ahead and taste her ass (no taste, no smell, very nice). I use my fingers to get her ready, then take the big chance and put my boy in. It's very tight and she doesn't move, so I careful start sex, and soon I am really going and she still asleep. I go until I come bb inside her and its very nice. I did an hour later the same with her again and then also came in her pussy in the morning. I don't think she even knows that I fucker her ass. It was a great time!

If anybody else frequently LP monger visitor please get in touch to exchange info.

Tundish
08-23-16, 03:37
Hi everybody,

Two weeks from now I will travel to Vientiane for work. I maybe have a night where I can escape to VV, though not enough time to go to my favorite, LP.

Has anybody been to VV recently who can give a report on the number, age, price, etc?

Tundish

ShinShin
08-24-16, 12:12
Hi everybody,

Two weeks from now I will travel to Vientiane for work. I maybe have a night where I can escape to VV, though not enough time to go to my favorite, LP.

Has anybody been to VV recently who can give a report on the number, age, price, etc?

TundishI just finished another shorter trip to Laos. Another adventurist member from other forum invited me to northern Lao. I went along out of pure boredom. We took something called Lao Skyway to Luang Namtha. The new somewhat budget air of Laos using the not too safe China made MA 60. You can get one way from 350 K Vientiane to Luang Namtha. Our flights did not crash. Actually the stewardesses were quite cute. 3 nights there then chartered a taxi to Muang Singh on the China border. Whenever there is China border, there must be lots of ladies. It turned out to be true. I will post some more about the trip when I am free.

About VV, I don't have the newest information, but Lao situation has been very consistent for over 15 years, nothing change much in Vientiane or else where for as long as I remember, only thing that changes is inflation. The last time I went there was about 2 years ago. I think the situation should be the same. There are several clusters of houses in VV. The most famous one is the east cluster and north cluster, I heard there are some more but there are just too far to go. The north cluster is 3-4 kilos up the national highway, so you need some transport to get there.

The price is very arbitrary for foreigners. When I was there last trip I saw lots of Korean customers as well as westerners in the east cluster. Now these houses will all quote you high prices to start with. They are very accustomed to foreign customers now. The real prices were 150 K for ST and 350 K LT. You may or may not get down to this regular price, but this serves a good guide line. About the age, just like most Lao workers everywhere, they are mostly late teens to early 20's. They retire quite early compare to Thais and Cambos.

Chacal60
08-24-16, 22:57
Good report, but sad ending. If the drunk girl was asleep when you did her, the are word comes to mind.


I was in LP a week past for some good times and SYTs. Here is quick summary of my time.

I stayed in a local guest house that was close to the Phosi market. This put it in prime location for girls actions. I picked one where I was confident in enter with girl undetected by owner man. Trusted member can PM me for info on which I stayed for this.

There now four areas I know for get girls in LP, all operate on chicken farm basis (small, dirty buildings with ST rooms but girls available for LT).

1. Old chicken farm near the bowling alley, has been mentioned many times on this forum in the past. The selection of girls is wide (maybe 15-20 girls available) but quality is poor in my experience. Price for foreigner is 150 k ST. I have never gone LT here. I looked here during my trip but did not see girls that satisfy my desires as I seek something special.

2. Shacks on road near old chicken farm, mentioned by Old Monga in the past. This is where I have most success, taking one girl ST on site and two girls LT on two night. There now four shacks total, three originals all in a row and a new one across the road. Girls are very nice. ST 150 k, LT 400 k. I did not negotiate LT, just offer 400 k and mama accept, based on advice from a member. Maybe could be lower.

3. Area by bus station. I only saw 2 girls here. I don't think this is a good area now.

4. New Vietnam girl chicken farm. Got a tip from a monger friend here that there is a new Vietnam brothel area, so I go to check it out. The place is very near the old chicken farm but down a narrow path nearby. It is still small, just 2 houses with 4 girls each, but girls available are nice. I negotiated 100 k ST here with a nice slim lady.

One story. From shacks on road near chicken farm as I mentions I took some girls LT. The first night I take this girl, very small and slender, just arrived in LP 2 days before. Down this street there are bars so I ask girl if she wants to get a drink (translate app) and she accept. We go sit down and she order a drink for her and a beer for me. All men around are very jealous of my beautiful young lady. We have one drink and then another and then she had one more, then decide go back to the room. On the way we stop and get some more beer and some water from a shop.

Back in the room we take a shower and I touch all of her body. I have drink two big beer now so my judgement not so good and I decide to go in uncovered, but she is small and it causes some hurt, even with some soap, so she asks to stop. After shower she asks for a beer so I give her and she drinks the whole thing (big beer Lao). I think she try to help the pain by drinking.

I get her on the bed and begin DATY because she seems very fresh (this not usual as I am always worry about the girl being clean), and I look up after 5 minute and she sleeps! I wake her up and we begin FS, but again after several minutes she is going to sleep. We talk here about starfish and this is even worse! I turn her over and she wakes up again, so I start having sex with her from behind, but again she falls asleep.

Lao girl are very shy about BJ and anal, so I think this is a good chance to try some things. In the shower I played with her ass so I know it clean, so I go ahead and taste her ass (no taste, no smell, very nice). I use my fingers to get her ready, then take the big chance and put my boy in. It's very tight and she doesn't move, so I careful start sex, and soon I am really going and she still asleep. I go until I come bb inside her and its very nice. I did an hour later the same with her again and then also came in her pussy in the morning. I don't think she even knows that I fucker her ass. It was a great time!

If anybody else frequently LP monger visitor please get in touch to exchange info.

Kronous
08-25-16, 10:40
Good report, but sad ending. If the drunk girl was asleep when you did her, the are word comes to mind.Is the word soapbox?

Chacal60
08-28-16, 00:09
Is the word soapbox?" I have drink two big beer now so my judgement not so good and I decide to go in uncovered, but she is small and it causes some hurt, even with some soap, so she asks to stop. ".

Member #4698
08-28-16, 00:54
There are words for penetrating a girl who is sleeping or unconscious. Perverted, possible date [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123), even borderline necrophilia, but healthy sex is not one of them. Seek help before you wind up in an Asian prison.

Member #4566
08-29-16, 23:32
There are words for penetrating a girl who is sleeping or unconscious. Perverted, possible date [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123)
even borderline necrophilia, but healthy sex is not one of them. Seek help before you wind up in an Asian prison.Your characterization of this ISG member as a (1) pervert and (2) as committing [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) is so misplaced that it is comical. You may not realize this until it is explained to you so here goes.

(1) ISG is a forum dedicated to those seeking sex through prostitution which, right or wrong, has never been considered a mainstream healthy activity. Many ISG posts are blatantly misogynist. Numerous entries in the photo galleries display elements of classic phallic narcissism. A small sampling of the entries reveals any number of heterosexual paraphilia (only heterosexual because several years ago Mr. Action Jackson thankfully proscribed LGBT postings in the ISG and paraphilia is now the politically correct term to describe the conduct of so-called deviates and pervs.) Other posts show that many ISG members evince the maturity of an adolescent boy first discovering wisps of hair sprouting beside his boner.

In other words, Mr. Hawkeye, ISG is pervert central and you, with all of your 1,685 posts and counting, qualify you as one its devotees. We would be interested to know how you came to overlook this point when you called one of our colleagues a pervert.

(2) This man entered into a contract to have sex with this prostitute for money. (Let's ignore the fact that such a contract is unenforceable in most jurisdictions.) Since she agreed to have sex how could she later plead that she was raped. By her falling asleep, she was in jeopardy of breaching the contract. But brush aside the legal theory and what is left is an overworked prostitute who is sleeping on the job. Not much of a basis to substantiate being raped. ".

Member #4698
08-29-16, 23:57
Dear Pompetus, so feeling pleasure culminating in an orgasm from sexual penetration lasting 5, 10, 20 minutes or longer with an unconscious or sleeping woman is, in your opinion, within the domain of normal healthy sexual activity? Is this something you have experienced 1st hand and thus enjoy from time to time or are you just being pompous and pedantic for the sake of argument?

There is an interesting movie by Nicolas Roeg called "Bad Timing" that touches on the subject towards the end of the film. Check it out. It is a very provocative and thoughtful film. Art Garfunkel, of all people, and Theresa Russell, Roeg's wife at the time of filming, are the lead actors.

The closest I have come to anything resembling the situation under discussion, though a million miles away from it, was having a starfish experience with a girl. I did not like it. Furthermore I would add that for most of us punters; good sex / healthy sex requires a girl who shows some passion and interest in the affair. I for one like my girls alive, awake, responsive and orgasmic. Don't you? I guess you think I am being judgmental. So be it, but I would not be surprised if the original post and our subsequent little discussion is removed from the forum by Jackson at some future date. I am done on this topic. Happy, safe, and reasonably normal sex to you. You know what I mean or at least I hope you do.

Ziggy00
08-30-16, 14:52
Dear Pompetus, so feeling pleasure culminating in an orgasm from sexual penetration lasting 5, 10, 20 minutes or longer with an unconscious or sleeping woman is, in your opinion, within the domain of normal healthy sexual activity? Is this something you have experienced 1st hand and thus enjoy from time to time or are you just being pompous and pedantic for the sake of argument?

There is an interesting movie by Nicolas Roeg called "Bad Timing" that touches on the subject towards the end of the film. Check it out. It is a very provocative and thoughtful film. Art Garfunkel, of all people, and Theresa Russell, Roeg's wife at the time of filming, are the lead actors.

The closest I have come to anything resembling the situation under discussion, though a million miles away from it, was having a starfish experience with a girl. I did not like it. Furthermore I would add that for most of us punters; good sex / healthy sex requires a girl who shows some passion and interest in the affair. I for one like my girls alive, awake, responsive and orgasmic. Don't you? I guess you think I am being judgmental. So be it, but I would not be surprised if the original post and our subsequent little discussion is removed from the forum by Jackson at some future date. I am done on this topic. Happy, safe, and reasonably normal sex to you. You know what I mean or at least I hope you do.Are you speaking about healthy sex here, on this board? That's quite laughable.

Was he a perv? Yes, maybe, many of us are, full of perv reports here, can't see your point.

He paid her for sex and she accepted. That's it. Maybe he was hoping to wake her up while doing it.

Why are you so judgmental? I see no borderline stuff here.

Jm2 c.

Member #4566
08-31-16, 19:55
There are words for penetrating a girl who is sleeping or unconscious. Perverted, possible date--------even borderline necrophilia, but healthy sex is not one of them. Seek help before you wind up in an Asian prison.Mr. Bumpo.

You are not addressing your inconsistency. You are calling someone a pervert on a forum which furthers the ends of many so-called perversions and you are a senior member and supporter. BTW, I, Pompetus, am no more pompous than you, Bumppo, are bumptious.

Chacal60
09-01-16, 00:40
No means no.

Let sleeping girls sleep.

All perversions are acceptable as long as both parties (or more!) agree.


Mr. Bumpo.

You are not addressing your inconsistency. You are calling someone a pervert on a forum which furthers the ends of many so-called perversions and you are a senior member and supporter. BTW, I, Pompetus, am no more pompous than you, Bumppo, are bumptious.

Gajith
09-19-16, 20:55
Going to pakse soon, any fellow mongers know any place for FS?

DeepLiamG
10-21-16, 05:10
Hi all!

Thanks for the great info on chicken shacks etc which has helped me get my plan together for a visit to LP and then V in January, a newbie to Laos.

There's quite a bit of info here on the GF accommodation options in V - (seems like almost anywhere that isn't top end of the market should be OK and I'm thinking of Inter-city). But not so much info for LP- in fact, going back a bit I see one post saying: "Does anyone have any info on GF hotels in LP. The only recent one I found RTFFing was My Dream Boutique Resort" -- so I tried it and, wouldn't you know, it's not available for my dates!?

I've provisionally booked into Lotus Villa (but can still cancel OK), since my ideal would be in the old quarter plus easy entry with guests. But this latter requirement is absolutely key!! All going well, it looks like I'll be taking an occasional LT from one of the shacks, and I don't want any chance of being stopped in the hotel foyer!

Some expert advice would be much appreciated.

And BTW, I'm spoiling myself with a total of 10 days to be spent between Laos (4 or 5?) and probably Cambodia (5 or 6?) - a bit of sightseeing but mostly hobbying! I'll have been through Saigon & Hanoi, returning to Saigon for the flight home. How to split LP, V, PP, Snooky? (I've only ever been to PP out of that list).

Thanks in advance for the benefit of your experience.

JustTK
11-05-16, 10:09
Had my first experience in Luang Prabang. Utterly forgettable.

Had a tuktuk driver take myself and 2 buddies to a grotty house outside of time. I guess it was the aforementioned chicken farm. Went inside and 4 girls were interoduced to us by the Papasan. Opening asking price was 500 k, got that down to 200 k for 1 hour, which the papa collected upfront. Only 1 decent looker, my 2 buddies declined so it was up to me to do the honourable thing and sneak off to her bedroom. BJ? No. Kissing No. Different positions, No. Pulling my hosepipe like she was milking a cow. After 20 minutes of very boring missionary, she decided she'd had enough. This cause my excitement to totally dissipate.

I got dressed and went back in to the seating area to complain and ask for a refund. The papasan responded by going in to the kitchen to collect a machete. We decided it was time to leave, but we'd have 6 beers by then which we didn't pay for, so I guess my net loss was 120 k.

Still, overall a very crap experience. Going to try the Vietnamese place next. Hope it is a little better.

DeepLiamG
11-06-16, 13:21
I've provisionally booked into Lotus Villa (but can still cancel OK), since my ideal would be in the old quarter plus easy entry with guests. With little activity here for LP, I've answered my own post by some research which I'm happy to share.

Since I'm mainly interested in the old town, I emailed 3 hotels, on the basis that I'd be booking a room for 2 but traveling alone:

Pakhongthong Villa -- "Yes, you can have 2 people stay any night and will have breakfast for 2 at no extra charge. Just to be discreet".

Peninsula Villas -- "Of course your friend can join, and if stay overnight we also provide breakfast for her with out any charge. But you should let our reception know before. "

Lotus Villa -- still no reply, so probably not GF.

I'll be there in January and will let you know how it goes!

BoomBoom0
12-14-16, 05:59
Vietnamese brothel (Karaoke / Massage white sign) open day and night. 200,000ST.

19.8725480, 102.1325598.

Karaoke (corridor to right of hotel, big sign and lights) was offered girls at the entrance but didn't go in. Open at night.

19.8793831, 102.1314346.

Small brothel (Karaoke / Massage sign) just out of town, so feels discreet. Open day and night 200,000ST.

19.8569232, 102.1314406.

*Maybe. Two bars in the student area. The girls look the role, but am unsure about dynamics. Didn't go in.

19.8745653, 102.1422982.

BoomBoom0
12-15-16, 02:14
Vietnamese brothel (Karaoke / Massage white sign) open day and night. 200,000ST.

19.8725480, 102.1325598.

Karaoke (corridor to right of hotel, big sign and lights) was offered girls at the entrance but didn't go in. Open at night.

19.8793831, 102.1314346.

Small brothel (Karaoke / Massage sign) just out of town, so feels discreet. Open day and night 200,000ST.

19.8569232, 102.1314406.

*Maybe. Two bars in the student area. The girls look the role, but am unsure about dynamics. Didn't go in.

19.8745653, 102.1422982.Forgot to write. The above is a report for Luang Prabang. Also, remove the dot from the right end of the google maps coordinate numbers for them to work properly. I thank this forum for previous reports.

BoomBoom0
12-19-16, 09:34
Another Vietnamese brothel (karaoke / massage black sign) open day and night. Out of town.

19.910717, 102.1691180.

Small brothel / bar (Massage sign) out of town.

19.9081190, 102.1675890.

Maybe. Karaoke behind Hoa Ban hotel. (Didn't see at night, during day was closed).

19.8769000, 102.1346830.

*Remove dot from right end of coordinate numbers for them to work properly.

HumanPerson2
12-25-16, 07:48
Vietnamese brothel (Karaoke / Massage white sign) open day and night. 200,000ST.

19.8725480, 102.1325598.I visited a place very near here a little while back. I think it might be the same place you've listed. They had 3-4 girls during the day. I've taken as early as 10 AM before a flight!

BoomBoom0
12-25-16, 09:29
Place called Karaoke 79 has just put up the "notorious" Karaoke / Massage big sign and a photo of the entertainment space. I think it is and was operating as a restaurant during daytime on the front terrace. Its just next door from a very nice gym on the main road very close to city center. Definitely needs further investigation at night, it was open during day with very little activity and is not a discrete location; Big school one block away and many shops. So didn't go in.

Google map coordinates (remove dot from right end side for it to work properly).

19.8803647, 102.1427646.

BoomBoom0
12-28-16, 11:38
I can now confirm that the number 1 place for quality of facility and quality girls in 18-20 year old range is the Two bars in the student area. Though the bar is on the street level, due to it being on a hill, they have ST rooms inside down stairs. 200,000 kip. LT also available (was offered but didn't ask price). One bar has a "Happy Bar" in English sign, the other (next door) a big Pepsi sign. I went to Pepsi bar during daytime, is quiet. At night the bars are quite active.

For quality facility quiet and discreet and quality ladies in 24-30 year old range (day and night) the best are the small brothel (Massage sign 19.9081190, 102.1675890) and the Vietnamese brothel (Karaoke / Massage black sign 19.910717, 102.1691180) both on the fringes of the city but in opposite directions.

The worst place in my opinion is the chicken Farm. Dirty, unhygienic. I feel like I'm in a pigsty. I absolutely hate that place.

I didn't also like the quality of girls (18's) on the road reported earlier next to Chicken Farm. And the small bar with massage sign (outside town).

The Vietnamese brothel next to the stadium (19.8725480, 102.1325598) would be my third choice after student area and the city fringes brothels.

BoomBoom0
12-30-16, 07:56
Maybe; Across the Makog river, in the countryside! Outdoor bar (yellow beer Lao sign). It appears like the same system in the Student area bars: Sit have a beer, girl sits with you / companion and extra if you want.

19.8984070, 102.1167273.

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BoomBoom0
12-30-16, 17:57
Dear Pompetus, so feeling pleasure culminating in an orgasm from sexual penetration lasting 5, 10, 20 minutes or longer with an unconscious or sleeping woman is, in your opinion, within the domain of normal healthy sexual activity? Is this something you have experienced 1st hand and thus enjoy from time to time or are you just being pompous and pedantic for the sake of argument?

There is an interesting movie by Nicolas Roeg called "Bad Timing" that touches on the subject towards the end of the film. Check it out. It is a very provocative and thoughtful film. Art Garfunkel, of all people, and Theresa Russell, Roeg's wife at the time of filming, are the lead actors.

The closest I have come to anything resembling the situation under discussion, though a million miles away from it, was having a starfish experience with a girl. I did not like it. Furthermore I would add that for most of us punters; good sex / healthy sex requires a girl who shows some passion and interest in the affair. I for one like my girls alive, awake, responsive and orgasmic. Don't you? I guess you think I am being judgmental. So be it, but I would not be surprised if the original post and our subsequent little discussion is removed from the forum by Jackson at some future date. I am done on this topic. Happy, safe, and reasonably normal sex to you. You know what I mean or at least I hope you do.
No means no.

Let sleeping girls sleep.

All perversions are acceptable as long as both parties (or more!) agree.I strongly second these sentiments. My reports are for guys like you. I borderline regret writing these new findings reports for not wanting to associate or be somehow part of that despicable abusive behavior, and especially with the 18 category who are more vulnerable to adult abuse.

BoomBoom0
01-02-17, 08:07
Karaoke (corridor to right of hotel, big sign and lights) was offered girls at the entrance but didn't go in. Open at night.

19.8793831, 102.1314346.
(Remove dot right end side of coordinate)So, went there during daytime. Its a hotel called "Villa Muang Swa" adjacent to it is Muang Swa nightclub / Karaoke.

Now they have big legit looking Massage signs facing the street. Went to the hotel desk, they smilingly told me no real massage just boom boom.

Was only one girl there when I was there 14:00, she was attractive 25 yo. Wanted 250,000 kip. ST. But I wasn't in the mood. During the night I remember there were many girls.

The advantage of this place: probably closest and easiest access from old town, can do it with a bicycle. I'm guessing they also have best facility for ST since it's in the hotel (I didn't ask if it was extra, but I'm guessing not).

BoomBoom0
01-02-17, 10:23
Got to love this: just behind "HMongher Motel" .

Yep I'm not kidding, took photo of sign.

http://2.1m.yt/dg1Wvxf.jpg

Go inside motel compound, you'll see a big pink sign with Lao text and a photo of lady (Massage sign), corridor on left side will lead you to rooms with girls. I was there during daytime, were 3 girls 25-30 yo, wanted 200,000 kip.

Wasn't what I was looking for today. But facility is good.

On google maps they are called Khamphet Hotel.

Coordinates:

19.8750518, 102.1365244.

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Neidermeyer
03-17-17, 07:13
I was in Viet Vang for a couple of days in early Jan. I knew it as a backpacker destination but hadn't done much research beyond that. I didn't even check out this board beforehand so really didn't know what to expect. My plan was to chill for a few days, tube down the river, and just go with the flow. I was planning to hit Thailand afterward so wasn't necessarily seeking mongering.

My first night I took a stroll around the center of town and noted a number of massage shops, but all looked pretty standard. I grabbed some dinner and afterward decided to get a Lao massage at one of the busier shops. Inside, the rooms were set up to accommodate 3-4 people so I wasn't expecting extras, and they weren't any. The massage was descent though. Afterward, I strolled into the Rasta bar and discovered they had joints for sale so decided to buy a couple. After lighting up, I took a stroll down the road and saw a massage shop with much sluttier-looking girls. I stopped in to chat with them and quickly realized they were all ladyboys. Not for me. I went to another bar for a while and when things started to shut down I decided to head back to my hotel.

On my way, I saw one massage shop that looked open. It was farther down the road that runs parallel to the river. I think it was called Lattana Massage or something similar. I walked in and it was very quiet. The lady who met me wasn't a knockout but she had a nice body. I decided to go for another Lao massage. She led me to an area in the back with rooms separated by curtains. She told me to take my clothes off and showed me the towel. When I realized there weren't any massage clothes to put on, I had a good feeling. She gave me a pretty decent back massage and when I flipped one thing led to the other and she started a HJ. After a few minutes she stopped and asked if I wanted sex, which of course I agreed to. She got a condom and we boned right in the shop. A couple other massage girls had come back to the shop at that point and were sitting just on the other side of the thin curtain as we were going at it. My girl was trying not to make any noises which only encouraged me more! It was fun. I can't remember how much she charged me, but want to say it was 400 K KIP.

Neidermeyer
03-18-17, 16:31
The next day after floating down the river and smoking a couple of joints I decided to head back over to Lattana. It was mid-afternoon and there were more girls and more customers. I saw a pretty cute girl the night before and she was there again so decided to request a massage from her. She guided me to the back and pointed me to the same spot I was the night before (my lucky spot! After getting undressed the girl came in and started the massage. Right away I got hard as she started to press on my upper thighs. I flirted with her a bit and she seem responsive, so I started kissing her neck. I told her straight out that I wanted to have sex with her and to my surprise she offered to go back to my room right then. She quoted 500 KIP, I think. We got dressed, hopped on my scooter, and went back to my room. No problems getting through reception. We each took shower. She came out in her towel and was acting a little shy. She wouldn't let me remove her towel, but then she turned around, sat on my lap and started giving me a little lap dance. I pushed her towel up a bit so she was grinding on me skin-to-skin. It was incredible. She started getting wet which made it even better. After we both started getting pretty hot, we rolled onto the bed, I took off her towel and revealed a perfect little body. Shaved kitty, smooth skin, just perfect. We started kissing and I just slipped-in. She didn't say anything about a condom. I finished outside. It was an amazing experience.

It turns out that day was her birthday and she was planning a big night out with her friends. She asked if I wanted to go and of course I agreed. I met her back at the massage shop that evening and she took me to a nice restaurant. She started ordering tons of food and I knew that I was going to have to pay. All of the girls from the massage shop started arriving along with some of the ladyboys from one of the other massage places in town. We were quite the crowd. Afterward we went to a local dance club that was way outside of town. It was a cool experience, and one that I never would have done on my own. Between the dinner, club, and transportation, I probably dropped another 500 KIP, but it was all worth it. She spent the night with me that night and we boned a couple more times. She didn't charge me. It was great.

Overall, Viet Vang was a perfect little spot to spend a few days. I have a feeling the stars aligned for me that week, so YMMV, but if you're in the area, I'the recommend it. Just go without expectations and see what happens.

Red Kilt
03-19-17, 03:03
<SNIP>
I flirted with her a bit and she seem responsive, so I started kissing her neck. I told her straight out that I wanted to have sex with her and to my surprise she offered to go back to my room right then. She quoted 500 KIP, I think. We got dressed, hopped on my scooter, and went back to my room.

>SNIP> She started ordering tons of food and I knew that I was going to have to pay. All of the girls from the massage shop started arriving along with some of the ladyboys from one of the other massage places in town. We were quite the crowd. Afterward we went to a local dance club that was way outside of town. It was a cool experience, and one that I never would have done on my own. Between the dinner, club, and transportation, I probably dropped another 500 KIP, but it was all worth it. For those of you who have never been to Lao PDR, you need to understand that Neidermeyer means 500,000 Kip (500 K kip) when he says 500 kip.

He is rather vague about the prices he indicates he paid. "500 K I think" ?

Then he says he "probably dropped another 500 K" - for dinner for a crowd of girls. That's around $60. Vang Vieng is not that cheap.

Who paid for the drinks?

It's great that you gave us a report on VV but it would also be helpful if you were more "accurate" with the prices you paid. From my experience, if the fun you described cost you a mere $120 usd, then you got out of it very very well.

HeyYoo
03-23-17, 14:33
If you're in town and you've got a bit of spare time, don't waste it searching out possible spinners in the massage places around town. They all over-charge and under-deliver.

Tuk tuks are hard to find in town, particularly after dark, but you can easily get to the chicken farms just outside town. Besides, the walk will do you good.

Everybody knows where the old airstrip is so head out onto the main road running beside it. With the airstrip on your left hand side and heading north towards Luang Prabang you will come to a small street on the left at the end of the runway. Continue another 50 yards past there and turn down the first street on the right. Follow it for about 400 yards until it forks. Take the right hand fork. There are a number of chicken farms just down the road on the right. They are lit up at night so you can't miss them.

Just remember you're in an area full of foreigners and you never know who'll be watching. Don't forget you're still covered by your home country's laws. There might be a few tiddlers around so be prepared to throw them back.

Good luck with your projects.

MoresauceCan't find the place. Can you help?

Thanks.

MoreSauce
03-24-17, 10:31
Can't find the place. Can you help?

Thanks.HeyYoo,

Your map shows you are in the Main Street. You should be out on Road 13 - then follow the instructions already quoted.

Good luck with your projects.

MoreSauce.

SearcherMan
05-24-17, 16:15
I will be in Savannakhet at the end of June. I may bring a semipro from Isaan, or leave her in Mukdahan. If I don't bring her, it sounds from the earlier reports here that downtown near the plaza and its hotel is where it's at. Appears that the beer bars near there have new talent, Viet and Lao alike. I missed any reports of cheaper hotels or guest houses where you can bring a girl. Anything on that?

BoomBoom0
06-11-17, 10:07
Place called Karaoke 79 has just put up the "notorious" Karaoke / Massage big sign and a photo of the entertainment space. I think it is and was operating as a restaurant during daytime on the front terrace. Its just next door from a very nice gym on the main road very close to city center. Definitely needs further investigation at night, it was open during day with very little activity and is not a discrete location; Big school one block away and many shops. So didn't go in.

Google map coordinates (remove dot from right end side for it to work properly).

19.8803647, 102.1427646.Confirmed. It's another Vietnamese brothel. 250,000 kip ST (short massage + BJ & boom boom) (rooms are in the back).

The closest to the city center. Open day or night.

Red Kilt
06-13-17, 10:47
Confirmed. It's another Vietnamese brothel. 250,000 kip ST (short massage + BJ & boom boom) (rooms are in the back).

The closest to the city center. Open day or night.You are, of course, referring to Luang Prabang.

Just making it easier for newcomers to the thread.

It is not immediately clear from your narrative that you mean LP but the co-ords make it obvious.

That is a good price if the BJ / FS is good too. Is a tip expected or the price all-inclusive?

BoomBoom0
06-22-17, 18:16
You are, of course, referring to Luang Prabang.

Just making it easier for newcomers to the thread.

It is not immediately clear from your narrative that you mean LP but the co-ords make it obvious.

That is a good price if the BJ / FS is good too. Is a tip expected or the price all-inclusive?Both were good. They maybe will ask for tip, but you don't have to give. You could also tell them in advance 200 k + 50 k tip at end if you happy.

Manfield04
07-02-17, 16:15
Walked to the place indicated by the given google coordinates. It's a really dirty place. There are two places with a big Lao Beer sign: one is a wholesale shop, the other is some sort of food selling shop. I don't know whether it can be called a bar. There was one lady in her 40's, I guess, in the second shop. May be she understood the purpose of my visit. She smiled and tried to say there was no one at this place. She went inside and came after some time to see whether I was still there. She went inside again. Then, I left. It was no use staying there.


Maybe across the Mekong river, in the countryside! Outdoor bar (yellow beer Lao sign). It appears like the same system in the Student area bars: Sit have a beer, girl sits with you / companion and extra if you want. 19.8984070, 102.1167273

BoomBoom0
07-07-17, 13:47
Walked to the place indicated by the given google coordinates. It's a really dirty place. There are two places with a big Lao Beer sign: one is a wholesale shop, the other is some sort of food selling shop. I don't know whether it can be called a bar. There was one lady in her 40's, I guess, in the second shop. May be she understood the purpose of my visit. She smiled and tried to say there was no one at this place. She went inside and came after some time to see whether I was still there. She went inside again. Then, I left. It was no use staying there.Those shops you mentioned are before the mentioned coordinates. And are just shops.

But. Good news. Update, confirmed:

That road is having major work done on it. That bar moved a little further down that road, and am not sure if they are in full operation yet, but there is a second beer bar just before the new location (you'll see the first one from there), recognize it by the curtain of spinning empty beer Lao cans surrounding the open sitting area, and is at.

19.8984070, 102.1167273.

A third hostess bar is more far away (has a restaurant sign) at.

19.8976170, 102.0976538.

Be nice to the girls.

Remove dot at end of coordinates.

BoomBoom0
07-07-17, 14:04
The girl in Muag Swa hotel during daytime (ask reception), is a legitimate massage + FS. I really enjoyed it. It is the only place I know of in LPB for a real professional massage and FS. And room is clean with nice big bed, shower and with A/C. 250,00 kip (they asked initially 300,000).

Belvaros
08-18-17, 07:41
The girl in Muag Swa hotel during daytime (ask reception), is a legitimate massage + FS. I really enjoyed it. It is the only place I know of in LPB for a real professional massage and FS. And room is clean with nice big bed, shower and with A/C. 250,00 kip (they asked initially 300,000).Thanks, I have been in and out of LP and Vientiane over the last 2 months. I will be there week after next so will give this a go.

I have met some nice people via the expat blog on facebook. They have meetings at various places and often bring local girls. Worth a try to meet.

Young lasses for you younger blokes! Also a few nice western girls are kind of available if you have game (most young enough to be my kids so no go for me).

Tim Hunter
09-08-17, 19:54
On the following link you'll find the best bars, massage parlors, red light districts and general nightlife tips for Vang Vieng in Laos.

http://goodbyeboringlife.com/nightlife-and-lao-girls-in-vang-vieng/

BoomBoom0
10-13-17, 04:10
1. Vietnamese brothel behind the Stadium (19.8492390, 102.1385820). Has the largest selection of Vietnamese girls (ages 22-30). Every few months rotation of new girls.

1. The two adjacent Lao hostess bars in the student area (19.8746020, 102.1424500) "Happpy Beer Restaurant" and "Bo Bee Beer Bar" (Pepsi sign), some girls are not age of Majority (unacceptable), especially the one with the Pepsi sign).

2. Chicken farm (19.8744740, 102.1246380), 3 houses, very dirty place next to Phousi market (some girls are not age of Majority).

3. Chicken farm (many shacks) Betwen "Upub" nightclub and up untill across the parallel street bellow it. (Most of the girls are, very evidently, not age of Majority. Sad, shocking, unacceptable).

4. Muang Swa hotel (19.8793831, 102.1314346). Massage + FS during daytime (ask reception) Big clean AC room. In general can book room per hour, no problem bringing girls. During night some girls outside the night club (adjacent to it).

5. Karaoke 79 (19.8803647, 102.1427646). Vietnamese brothel. Very close to center.

6. Two Vietnamese brothels in city South fringes on route 13. One has a restaurant sign (19.8617820, 102,1277100), Second has masssge sign (19.9081190, 102.1675890). The second one is very descreetly situated (if you need) and relaxed.

7. At least two hostess bars across the Mekong river. One has a spinning beer cans curtain (19.8984070, 102.1167273), the second has a restaurant sign (19.8976170, 102.0976538). Countryside style. (Some girls are not age of Majority).

8. Hmongher motel (19.8750518, 102.1365244) inside the compound to the left, big pink sign is a Vietnamese brothel.

Prices between 150,000 to 300,000 kip for ST, 300,000 to 600,000 kip LT.

SneraDog
10-14-17, 14:38
BoomBoom0,

Thank you very much for a truly exhaustive and most helpful review of mongering opportunities in Laos.

Have you been to the chicken farm in Vieng Vang?

I know the location, but how is the quality compared to Luang Prabang and Vientanne? I am trying to decide whether it is worth making a stop there.

Thanks again.

BoomBoom0
10-15-17, 03:16
BoomBoom0,

Thank you very much for a truly exhaustive and most helpful review of mongering opportunities in Laos.

Have you been to the chicken farm in Vieng Vang?

I know the location, but how is the quality compared to Luang Prabang and Vientanne? I am trying to decide whether it is worth making a stop there.

Thanks again.I am not knowledgeable about VV possibilities.

Though the village itself is full of dirty backpackers and therefore unpleasant, it is still worth making the trip, just in order to see one of the most beautiful natural views in S. E. Asia.

Cheers.

BoomBoom0
10-15-17, 04:25
I forgot three more locations:

9. Lao hostess bar, viewing the airport runway, close to the Northern Bus Station (19.8998169, 102.1588028). The first crossroad after the bus station, take a right, that road ends at the hostess bar gate (go in, the gate is always half closed) It is the only Lao hostess bar with older lao girls (20-30).

10. Vietnamese brothel close to Souphanouvong University (19.9194590, 102.1825930).

11. Lao hostess bar on the way to All Lao Elephant Camp (19.8860005, 102.1818313). Next to a big bridge (strangely, only scene in satellite view on Google Maps) beautiful view of the Nam Khan river. (Some girls are not age of Majority. Please be aware).

Monger652
10-21-17, 16:16
Thanks to the advice of BoomBoom0, I stopped by Happy Beer tonight (Saturday) to check out the action. As stated, about 8-10 good quality girls in the 18+ range. The waitresses were especially hot but I wasn't sure if they were available. The scene was chill but not especially lively. They probably don't see many non-Asians here but they were accommodating. No English spoken. My tuktuk driver was waiting for me so I gave them 10 k for a tall Beer Lao and left without partaking but will return tomorrow.

I did check out the Pepsi bar next door but it was pretty subdued.

I asked my driver what he would expect to pay for boom boom here as a local and he said 100 k. He also pointed out another location just around the corner 19.8758139, 102.1389860 but I didn't explore it. Pretty obvious lighting but didn't see anyone inside.

Shaggy81
11-03-17, 14:00
I forgot three more locations:

9. Lao hostess bar, viewing the airport runway, close to the Northern Bus Station (19.8998169, 102.1588028). The first crossroad after the bus station, take a right, that road ends at the hostess bar gate (go in, the gate is always half closed) It is the only Lao hostess bar with older lao girls (20-30).

10. Vietnamese brothel close to Souphanouvong University (19.9194590, 102.1825930).

11. Lao hostess bar on the way to All Lao Elephant Camp (19.8860005, 102.1818313). Next to a big bridge (strangely, only scene in satellite view on Google Maps) beautiful view of the Nam Khan river. (Some girls are not age of Majority. Please be aware).What about hotels in Luang Prabang. Do they let you bring girls? I know about laws regarding Lao gals, are they really strict? What about if it's a Vietnamese girl. I could not find a guest friendly hotel list for Laos as it is easily available for other Asian countries.

GoodShag
11-16-17, 15:47
Was in LP the last few days and read the reports about were to get some action.

So I didn't expect much in the centre of town.

I went for a Lao massage at one of the massage place on the road along the Mekong river, close to the National Museum, right in the heart of the tourist area.

There are 3 massage places next to each other, and I went with one of the (fairly) good looking girl.

About 20 min. Into the massage she grabbed my dick and said: " want blowjob?"

I was surprised, but I said yeah!

She went for it barebone, and she was pretty good at it.

Paid 300'000 and left satisfied.

So you can find some action in the centre, but surely it's not Bangkok!

Johnie
12-12-17, 11:40
Fellow mongers,

Any advice on a hotel in L. P. ? I don't imagine that I will be going through the hassle of bringing a girl back to the room but I would like a recommendation of a hotel near good massage places or brothels ie. Within walking distance. I plan to visit in March and will provide a report.

Johnie.

UsaInEurope
12-22-17, 16:06
Went to the happy beer place in the student area. Background: Here for other reasons. White guy who only speaks english. A bit wary (ok scared) of police and being in the same room with a Laotian. So thought the beer joint would be good — public, don't bring a girl back, can just have a beer and leave if necessary.

Turns out nothing to worry about. The one cute girl who spoke 5 words of English said I'm cute and grabbed my nose hahaha. Another shy one came up, giggled, and went back to her group. Then I finally motioned to the girl I fancied — nice big be to small see cups, dark features, nice big full lips. Could not tell age at all but looked in 20's. Certainly not a girl or teen. Was wary of that per previous reports but did not see an obviously [CodeWord902] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord902) girl. Could have been fooled though.

Had to pay up front. Tried not to but wasn't working.

Went to a shitty room with stained sheet. Ok, time to add mine!

Worst "sex" ever. Wouldn't do anything. No oral, no CBJ even. Wouldn't let me toich her until I insisted a bit. Would kiss her nipple and she'the whine for a minute and jump around grabbing towels to wipe herself off.

Condom was thicker than a big mac.

Had her stroke me (many not understood comments about it and nose grabbing.). Got hard. Mish for a bit then she did her wiggle whine thing, I got a bit soft and she freaked out thinking I came. Showed her I didn't and told her to relax but of course she didn't understand.

So more hand job and freaking out and thick ass rubber and two strokes and freaking then jumping out. Wanted to just hold her down and take her but I'the never actually do that to someone. Crosses the line.

So ended up just having her give me a HJ which also wasn't great as she screamed about precum (more insane toweling) and cowered away when I was about to finally cum.

So if you're horny, want to fuck a Lao girl whonis quite cute but rubbish in bed, don't mind laying on cumstained sheets and don't want police trouble then these bars are fine.

Glad I went. Wouldn't do again.

P.S. Previous poster said it's 200 k. I held the line on that as long as I could. My girl had to answer to the mamasan who told me to walk out after I said 200 one too many times. 300 was the best I could do. Not much in real momey but still 50% higher. Probably paid the rich looking white surcharge.

JohnEastBay
01-17-18, 16:45
I will be in Luang Prabang this next month. Will be staying not far from Royal Palace. Any recent recommendations on massage places that offer extras that are in walking distance?

Thank you,

John.

Steve99
01-21-18, 13:18
Was in Luang Prabang mid last month. Got a tuk tuk to take me to the Happy beer place, picked out what I thought was the best looking (and smiling, the others were scowling) out of maybe 6 20-24 year olds. Out the back to the chicken shack setup, a bit doggy but didn't stink. Wash up etc then she lies on the bed and says 'condom', that spoilt the mood and so turned into another starfish experience. A waste of time and money really. I do believe these girls would see it both individually and amongst their friends to be a loss of face if they actually provided any sort of service.

Went back the next night to the Pepsi place which does not have a Pepsi sign now (can't remember what it had to be honest) was 3 bored looking girls there, non took any notice and the apparent mama san blanked me also. Seems they would prefer the younger local guys paying 1/4 than a white farang or whatever they call us. P.S. I'm middle aged, not fat, medium looks, not dirty and have zero rejection problem in Thailand or other places I have been on my rare treats in Asia without my owner. Gave up for the rest of my stay and became a normal tourist.

Vang Vieng. Did some normal tourist stuff, bike riding and kayaking etc. Went to the chicken farm on the other side of the runway (as mentioned in these pages) wandered up to the very end where I found a sort of Karaoke place, girl out the front shooed me away and said 'Korean' so wondered back along and found an acceptable Lao place with around 5 girls sitting around with the usual 'couldn't give a FK' look about them, however had a beer and picked one of them for 250000 kip ($30) out the back to the cubical in the barnyard and enjoyed another starfish experience, a bit better than the last one but not much.

Went back there the next night and found a Viet shack, picked an older looking girl (maybe 27 or so) for potential experience and got a bit more than with the Lao girls but still a mechanical performance.

Vientiane. Went to the fishbowl at Laongdao Hotel 1 where the pimp was pretty insistent about the girls that I would want, IE the ugly ones, I pointed out a couple of the nice ones but he said no, must take who he selects, this one that one or the one over there. No thanks so left Came to the conclusion that Laos is not the place for me and depends on a lot of luck whether you have a good time or not.

Caught the bus from there to Udon Thani and flew from there to Pattaya for a real mongers holiday.

SneraDog
01-26-18, 10:48
I have to say that for me Luang Prabang was a complete bust.

I decided to focus on the "new" chicken shack area behind the stadium on the street parallel to Manomai Road, since it seemed that this is the area preferred by our board Lao experts.

Despite walking up and down that street 2 times I did not see anything resembling a brothel (which in Laos I would expect to have fairy lights out front and a gaggle of scantily clad girls sitting our front). All I saw on that street were some restaurants and 3 massage places which appeared legit-I could see through the window that in one people were getting foot massages. I did pop into another one that was empty and inquired about boom boom, but mama answered "massage" and pointed to a group of 4 girls, none of which were attractive to me. I left. On the way back I swung by the "old" chicken shack area next to Manomai Rd, which also looked dark and deserted (it was 8. 30 PM) exceptt for a few dogs barking at me. Thankfully, my ball sack was pretty much running on empty anyway after undergoing daily drainage in other parts of Laos, so I was not particularly dejected, especially as my next stop was Thailand. However, I shall not return to LP, when getting pussy in Vientiane is so much easier.

By the way, I love Steve99's descrption of the Lao girls sitting out front "looking like they don't give a FK". THAT is exactly how they look. If you want to take one of them, don; t even bother talking to them, as you most likely will get ignored (I know I was). The person to talk to is the mamasan who makes the deal, collects the money, and orders the girl to go with you (although even then, the girl has a right of refusal-it does not happen often, but it does happen). If the mamasan is not there (taking a break, eating, in the back or whatever), just keep walking and come back later.

It is also my firm belief that the Lao girls see their job description as very simple-"get undressed, lie on my back and spread my legs" That is where it ends. There is no kissing, blowjobs, multiple positions etc. I thus go in with that expectation and am never disappointed. I realize that their target market is the Lao guys, and clearly they are happy with that. None of the girls speak any English, and I consider it a success if I can get them to smile. Some will allow DATY, but none of them seem to outwardly enjoy it-even if the pussy get all wet, clit gets hard and the usual physiological signs are there, I will lift up my head and see the girl busy examining her fingernails. Every single one has also been very insistent on a condom on the first "date" and has always provided one.

So why do I love the Lao girls-simple. They fit my ideal type of petite young spinners. They do seem to retire early, as all the girls that I have been with have been in the 18-21 age group. They are clean (despite their surroundings), the pussies always smell nice and frankly I know of no other place in the world where I can fuck a petite pretty young spinner for the equivalent of USD 18. I also personally like the "high school girlfriend" experience and can defer my PSE until I am in Thailand. In addition, once a girl gets to know you and you have been with her a number of times (and assuming she likes you) then additional bonuses became available, such as kissing, hugging and finally dispensing with the condom altogether. And it is at that point that I feel like I am in heaven and that keeps me coming back.

JohnEastBay
02-13-18, 17:37
Was in LP the last few days and read the reports about were to get some action.

So I didn't expect much in the centre of town.

I went for a Lao massage at one of the massage place on the road along the Mekong river, close to the National Museum, right in the heart of the tourist area.

There are 3 massage places next to each other, and I went with one of the (fairly) good looking girl.

About 20 min. Into the massage she grabbed my dick and said: " want blowjob?"

I was surprised, but I said yeah!

She went for it barebone, and she was pretty good at it.

Paid 300'000 and left satisfied.

So you can find some action in the centre, but surely it's not Bangkok!Staying in LP for couple of days. Just went to the place mentioned above. Cute, 19 or so. Started with an average oil massage. She was sweet and a little flirty. At the end she offered HJ. After short bargain, we agreed on 250 k. It was good.

I don't think that I will come back because of the arrangement. Mattress on the floor and just a curtain between next person.

I think this is as good as it gets unless one goes out of tourist area for a short drive.

Thank you for the tip.

John.

Johnie
03-13-18, 11:10
Mongers, arrived in LP yesterday and still getting my bearings. No bike yet so only exploring on foot. I had a legit oil massage today (it was always going to be legit) in the Main Street on the high side, where they set up the night market opposite the museum at a place called Laha massage for 50,000 kip. It has been over 24 hours since a pretty girl had touched my body so felt the need.

The massage was good and professional but I managed to remove the towel on both sides. Call me sick if you like but I always get a buzz from displaying my junk to the young ladies. Hopefully I will have some wheels tomorrow so that I can explore further afield and bang Lao girl.

Johnie.

Johnie
03-15-18, 04:12
Fellow Mongers, got a bike yesterday and found all the venues around the stadium area mentioned on these pages but saw no action or girls outside. I was probably too early at 10:30 am. Later in the afternoon I ventured over tha Nan Kang river as well as exploring the student area. Still nothing! These activities must be more underground than I was expecting.

Still feeling the need for the female touch I went to one of the massage places on the road beside the Mekong, mentioned previously on this forum. I went to the one furthest from the Museum. Only 2 girls available at 5 pm so I chose the younger cuter one. She gave a very lack lustre massage using one hand only! It wasn't until I turned over that I understood why. She was looking and responding to social media on her phone with the other hand! Now lying on my back with my dick in full view and the towel removed I could see how cute she was and keen to talk. It was also only then when I asked how old she was she said 17. Seeing nothing sexual was taking place or about to, I felt a little better about her age. Her name is Dow, showed me pics of her friends, family and a video of her at a night club on her phone. She even asked to be her friend on facebook for gods sake. I am 70 years old, but must be in respectable shape.

All in all, she was so cute and friendly at the end that I overlooked the poor massage and put it down to her immaturity. 60,000 kip but no tip. Back to Bangkok for some guaranteed pussy in a couple days.

Johnie.

Kerrstar
03-15-18, 05:16
Her name is Dow, showed me pics of her friends, family and a video of her at a night club on her phone. She even asked to be her friend on facebook for gods sake. I know a girl named Dow who used to work in a bar in Long Cheng. She is 17 and just moved back to Luang Prabang recently.

Kaosoy
01-14-19, 19:18
18.930533, 102.457829.

100 m strip with 10-15 institutions and perhaps a hundred ladies.

Price 150 000 for short term. (once 200 k was quoted but this came down to 150 k quickly).

Do not expect a complicated service. But if you are nice to the lady then chances are that she will be nice and a bit sensual to you too.

Take a good look before committing as some ladies seem very young.

Overall a pretty relaxed and good atmosphere.

HumanPerson2
04-06-19, 08:17
Has anybody been in LP recently? Heading there soon and interested to see if anything's changed since the last substantive reports a year ago. Thanks in advance!

Mixedcompete
04-06-19, 19:20
Has anybody been in LP recently? Heading there soon and interested to see if anything's changed since the last substantive reports a year ago. Thanks in advance!I have. It's a very touristy area though.

I mean, tons of female backpackers there, if that's what you're looking for.

Tsfh14
04-07-19, 13:30
Has anybody been in LP recently? Heading there soon and interested to see if anything's changed since the last substantive reports a year ago. Thanks in advance!I was traveling thru Laos a few days ago.

I checked out the "happy beer" place near the university mentioned in a few posts. Sad to report those places are boarded up and closed down. Near there are 2 bars for locals though that were pretty happening but no one spoke any English and paid me any attention. Maybe 100 or so local guys and girls hanging out.

I also hit up the now 2 massage parlors on the road parallel to Mekong river near the Royal palace / museum. Nothing was offered but my masseuses were attractive. So all in all, the trip was a failure from a monger standpoint but LP was an amazing place to visit for a few days. Your best bet might be fellow tourists / backpackers.

Good luck.

HumanPerson2
05-03-19, 05:47
Back a little while ago from my trip to LP. Thanks all who gave me insight from your trips since my last visit there.

Wow what a change it's gone through! The chicken farm is gone. Wiped off the face of the earth. And a real farm is now in its place. The shacks between Manomai road and uPub are likewise no longer in operation, victims of the furious development that seems to be everywhere in LP these days. Happy beer restaurant, as the prior poster mentioned, is gone.

The Viet shack behind the stadium survives, as do a few beer bars on the main road south and off a few of its side streets. I didn't look at massage places, just not my style.

The best source I found were the roving vans. The drive around the city with a load of girls and will come to you. Prices are reasonable - 250/300 for ST, 400 for LT. The girls are excellent! Stock is nice and fresh; of comparable quality to the old shacks on Manomai where I had many an enjoyable screw. I built a good rapport with one of the driver / pimps in particular and had a few great girls.

When you fly in you can see the high-speed train being built. Get out there and enjoy what's left of peaceful LP before it's too late!

SneraDog
05-05-19, 16:39
Back a little while ago from my trip to LP. Thanks all who gave me insight from your trips since my last visit there.

Wow what a change it's gone through! The chicken farm is gone. Wiped off the face of the earth. And a real farm is now in its place. The shacks between Manomai road and uPub are likewise no longer in operation, victims of the furious development that seems to be everywhere in LP these days. Happy beer restaurant, as the prior poster mentioned, is gone.

The Viet shack behind the stadium survives, as do a few beer bars on the main road south and off a few of its side streets. I didn't look at massage places, just not my style.

The best source I found were the roving vans. The drive around the city with a load of girls and will come to you. Prices are reasonable - 250/300 for ST, 400 for LT. The girls are excellent! Stock is nice and fresh; of comparable quality to the old shacks on Manomai where I had many an enjoyable screw. I built a good rapport with one of the driver / pimps in particular and had a few great girls.

When you fly in you can see the high-speed train being built. Get out there and enjoy what's left of peaceful LP before it's too late!Thank you very much for the update.

There really is very little intel coming out of LP.

With the disappearance of the chicken farm, there really are no good options left.

The vans sound like a possible option, but how do you find them? LP is not that small a place.

HumanPerson2
05-09-19, 02:15
Thank you very much for the update.

There really is very little intel coming out of LP.

With the disappearance of the chicken farm, there really are no good options left.

The vans sound like a possible option, but how do you find them? LP is not that small a place.Ask a trustworthy looking tuktuk. They have the telephone number for the cars. Once you meet the car, get the number straight from the driver / pimp for direct deal next time.

Lookin4FL
05-11-19, 04:59
The best source I found were the roving vans. The drive around the city with a load of girls and will come to you. Prices are reasonable - 250/300 for ST, 400 for LT. The girls are excellent! Stock is nice and fresh; of comparable quality to the old shacks on Manomai where I had many an enjoyable screw. I built a good rapport with one of the driver / pimps in particular and had a few great girls.Where can you perform your deed for ST now that these are vans and no longer a farm? Are you forced to find a nearby ST hotel or bring her back to your hotel?

Zjfgdb
05-16-19, 03:03
Back a little while ago from my trip to LP. Thanks all who gave me insight from your trips since my last visit there.

Wow what a change it's gone through! The chicken farm is gone. Wiped off the face of the earth. And a real farm is now in its place. The shacks between Manomai road and uPub are likewise no longer in operation, victims of the furious development that seems to be everywhere in LP these days. Happy beer restaurant, as the prior poster mentioned, is gone.

The Viet shack behind the stadium survives, as do a few beer bars on the main road south and off a few of its side streets. I didn't look at massage places, just not my style.

The best source I found were the roving vans. The drive around the city with a load of girls and will come to you. Prices are reasonable - 250/300 for ST, 400 for LT. The girls are excellent! Stock is nice and fresh; of comparable quality to the old shacks on Manomai where I had many an enjoyable screw. I built a good rapport with one of the driver / pimps in particular and had a few great girls.

When you fly in you can see the high-speed train being built. Get out there and enjoy what's left of peaceful LP before it's too late!The real price in Luang Prabang for ST is 150000. You should bargain with them if they ask for 250000 for ST.

For LT price, if you take the girl after 22:00,bargain with them to 300000. If before 22:00, 400000 Kip is OK.

Once you pay for the inflated price, it would be hard to get a proper price on next visit.

Carrow360
06-15-19, 03:28
Ask a trustworthy looking tuktuk. They have the telephone number for the cars. Once you meet the car, get the number straight from the driver / pimp for direct deal next time.Hmmm. How do I find such trustworthy tuktuk? I walk around in the morning and do see trustworthy tuktuks but not sure if they are the correct contacts. Currently in LPB, for the life of me, can't really find anywhere to go after 11 pm around here. A lot of nice looking girls, but I think mostly they'll be looking for LT relationships.

Carrow360
06-16-19, 06:44
Hello all,

As previously mentioned in my other post here. I am currently in LPB.

A wet Saturday afternoon. It was raining, not too heavy though. Just enough to make the town wet. Decided to go for a massage, obviously the naughty brain is looking for some fun.

Decided to go cheap, like 50,000 kip / hour cheap for the massage. (Some of you may say it goes even cheaper then that, well 50,000 kip I would consider as cheap already. I decided on it because it's been known, from my experience anyway, that cheap places do provide additional services by the massage ladies.).

So went to this massage parlour opposite the popular temple. Got a massage, place was horrible as hell. Hot and non-private (anyone looking for privacy can just forget it). It's 50,000 kip, what to expect right. Had an ordinary massage by this SYT. 19 year old Nothing to shout about. Nor did I score any, not that I would try anything at that place, where anything can be heard. Haha.

I came back for a second time to this place (Shocking I know. But hey, the SYT in that place was nice and good looking enough for me to go a second time. I was also trying to take her out. With success but my Saturday, which was yesterday for me, was completely boring and I decided to have company.

On my second foray back, there another gentleman that came in shortly after I did. He was placed next to me, with a very thin blue coloured veil separating us.

Needless to say, the event of my day in that massage parlour was him fucking the masseuse (Albeit trying to be super quite about it). The SYT massaging me was in a fit of giggles which I promptly told her to shut up and show some respect.

Turns out, those fit of giggles was due to the fact that she still holds her V card. Needless to say, I am contemplating to get her to stay a night in my room. But I'm still contemplating as I would not need that kind of drama around me. But let's see which of my nature will get the better of me.

Sorry about the practically non-informational post. Just wanted to share my day with you all in LPB.

There is definitely action to be had in this sleepy little town, if you are willing to travel outside the realm of comfort, or just be a cheap bastard like me. LOL!

PolyOrchid
07-11-19, 04:14
As an old Kerry boy, I don't say this lightly, but I'd honestly rather spend an evening with Ian Paisley discussing religion than waste any time with what I found on offer in Luang Prabang. Here's the deets: I was staying in a very comfy and OK 2-star hotel near the Mekong. I'd interacted amicably with the Hanoi boy manning the hotel and he seemed trustworthy and dependable. When I mentioned a desire to find a short term companion, he said he could make a few calls and could likely provide room service.

Sure enough, about 20 minutes later, he came to my room and asked me to follow him to the lobby. There I found two men, notebooks in hand, wide, welcoming smiles greeting your man. They asked me to accompany them a few steps to a large van (ah, the infamous roving van full of girls). Sure enough, he had 6-8 girls, like pigs in a pen, sitting in the seats. They all smiled, vying for the saddle. I picked the closest, the one with a cute smile and cheeky look. He wanted 500,000 (fook, do I look that keen and unaware?) but I talked him down to 250,000 for 2 hours.

Took the little lamb the few short steps to my hotel and as soon as we entered my room, she looked around, saw the shower, and went in and locked the door behind her. First red flag. She came out shortly, wrapped in the requisite Asian towel. I invited her to the bed, she came in but maintained a safe distance. 2nd red flag. I then reached out and drew her closer. Like pulling rope through the nun's button hole. Finally, she came within striking distance and I talked to her in what little English she could understand and gently touched her arm. No reaction, at least no positive reaction.

I finally got her to drop the towel and feasted on the most beautiful 32 b's I've seen since Dumaguete (Esther, I miss you dearly and with the greatest respect, f* your Dutch husband). While my manly and filigreed fingers were not made to seem too welcome, I upped my bid and ventured a kiss or two. Please! Pushed away and followed by a quick wipe of the towel where my tender kiss had sullied her luscious Lao flesh. 3rd red flag.

Well, all of a sudden, her English ups a notch, and she says "Tip?" Sussing a hole in her armor, I offered a generous tip at the end of our tussle, should she give me great service. Not sure she understood, but she immediately reached for the helmet and began to try to put it on. Needless to say, the bishop had not been roused from sleep so attaching the condom was not going to happen.

So I then got her on her back and began to lick her nipples again: same resistance, so I went lower, headed for the magic garden. She quickly defended the goal and said "Lao, no lick".

I'd had enough, got up, got her clothes, threw them at her and told her to leave.

Absolutely worthless. Don't waste your time. I hope YMMV, but my experience was absolutely horrible.

MutantChicken
07-11-19, 19:55
As an old Kerry boy, I don't say this lightly, but I'd honestly rather spend an evening with Ian Paisley discussing religion than waste any time with what I found on offer in Luang Prabang. Here's the deets: I was staying in a very comfy and OK 2-star hotel near the Mekong. I'd interacted amicably with the Hanoi boy manning the hotel and he seemed trustworthy and dependable. When I mentioned a desire to find a short term companion, he said he could make a few calls and could likely provide room service.

Sure enough, about 20 minutes later, he came to my room and asked me to follow him to the lobby. There I found two men, notebooks in hand, wide, welcoming smiles greeting your man. They asked me to accompany them a few steps to a large van (ah, the infamous roving van full of girls). Sure enough, he had 6-8 girls, like pigs in a pen, sitting in the seats. They all smiled, vying for the saddle. I picked the closest, the one with a cute smile and cheeky look. He wanted 500,000 (fook, do I look that keen and unaware?) but I talked him down to 250,000 for 2 hours.

Took the little lamb the few short steps to my hotel and as soon as we entered my room, she looked around, saw the shower, and went in and locked the door behind her. First red flag. She came out shortly, wrapped in the requisite Asian towel. I invited her to the bed, she came in but maintained a safe distance. 2nd red flag. I then reached out and drew her closer. Like pulling rope through the nun's button hole. Finally, she came within striking distance and I talked to her in what little English she could understand and gently touched her arm. No reaction, at least no positive reaction..Well done you let a uneducated farm girl manipulate and play you like a fiddle, by putting all up all these red flags and uninviting behaviour she forced you to kick her out of your own volition and thus she got paid for doing nothing.

She saw you read your and played you.

PolyOrchid
07-12-19, 02:39
Well done you let a uneducated farm girl manipulate and play you like a fiddle, by putting all up all these red flags and uninviting behaviour she forced you to kick her out of your own volition and thus she got paid for doing nothing.

She saw you read your and played you.Not sure if you're insulting me, but bless you nevertheless. See it as you like. To me, it was a $30 toss on the red chip which paid no returns. To carry on with such an uncooperative girl would have given me no pleasure whatsoever.

I'm curious what a seasoned mutant like you would have done.

InfoSeeker
07-12-19, 05:16
Not sure if you're insulting me, but bless you nevertheless. See it as you like. To me, it was a $30 toss on the red chip which paid no returns. To carry on with such an uncooperative girl would have given me no pleasure whatsoever.

I'm curious what a seasoned mutant like you would have done.Exactly the way to look at it the money is small potatoes. If you had kept going she probably would have angled her body so an insertion would have been next to impossible.

Its a numbers game. For every five Laos girls chosen in this way: one will be a good performer, three mediocre but acceptable and one a failure. None will be spectacular.

Get them drunk first for better performance or at least easier compliance.

InfoSeeker
09-02-19, 03:04
I just had one night and two days in Savannakhet, planned two days but could not handle the excitement. Rained the whole time, a monsoon, and streets were flooded. Night bus both ways from Vientiane, actually quite comfortable and slept well. Arrives so early though 5:30, in the rain.

Went to the hotel with a drunk tuk tuk driver. Hotel was full and he took me to another, rear ending a girl on a motobike. Nobody hurt but I felt bad for the girl.

Town is dead and sleepy. Only falang I could see are shady looking chain-smoking tatted up Visa Runners. Dregs of the Western World, no wonder Thailand does not want them anymore.

Nothing going on, maybe due to rain? Looked for massages found two places, girl quality very low so did not. Went to Hoong Thip nightclub across from the hotel. It was one of those Zap Anou nightclub business models, nice place but music too loud, mostly empty. About 20 girls who alternate between nightclub and KTV upstairs. Pay 35,000 kip for a beer, 80,000 kip to sit with a girls and 2000 baht ST and 3000 Baht LT. Too much of a rip off, not for me, I'm used to 150,000-250,000 KIP so I just had a beer. Can not understand why anybody would pay even the high end of Bangkok prices in an impoverished country. Interestingly, I was outside and saw a girl arrive and she had to pay Mamasan 20,000 kip to enter and sit.

No tuk tuk around at all and no taxis. Doorman tried to phone a taxi but none available! Said the fuck shacks were 6 km out of town. By that time its 11:30. Went to hotel for reception to call a taxi and he could not find one either! I left a day early could not handle the place. Gives me a great appreciation of Vientiane and Vang Vieng.

Next day I wanted to go to the market, another drunk tuk tuk driver quoted 500 baht for a 2 km ride. WTF. Its that kind of place, of course I said no not so politely. Spent a lot of time in the hotel room on my phone.

There is a special economic zone outside town with lots of women in manufacturing jobs so that area or the fuck shacks are worth a look if its not fucking raining and you can actually get a taxi.

Negima
09-23-19, 05:24
I just had one night and two days in Savannakhet, planned two days but could not handle the excitement. Rained the whole time, a monsoon, and streets were flooded. Night bus both ways from Vientiane, actually quite comfortable and slept well. Arrives so early though 5:30, in the rain.
I was there about 3 months ago. Spotted some viet sacks around 16.566796,104.768508.

I rather stay at Thakhek, a bit more easier.

Tomasb
09-23-19, 17:22
I also have read reports that this is a terribly boring town with little to see or do, few available girls, and very hot weather. Last winter, I stayed in Nong Khai on the Thai side of Mekong River as part of a visa run to Laos. I thought about visiting the town of Savannahket but a quick review of Wikipedia and Wikitravel convinced me not to include this place on the Lao portion of my journey. Nong Khai was largely unappealing and not very exciting either but it served its purpose as it's directly across from the Lao border and only about a thirty minute drive to Vientiane.

Instead I traveled on the Vang Vieng, which frankly for this traveler did not equal the hype about the place. Poor infrastructure, inadequate night life, and very little mongering. At night, I would see a random stray on the street but their sexual orientation was hard to determine so did not engage. I think extra services were available at most of the massage joints but these were all quite shoddy looking and expensive for a general massage.

I took a guided kayak trip, which was ok but nothing sensational. The infamous beer bars by the river have been toned down due to an extraordinary amount of injuries and deaths to young drunken backpackers over the last several years so saw little of that type of activity. Some of the water slides into the river have been torn down as well, which contributed to the fatalities as you could easily hit an unseen rock in low water situations. It was Criminal that it took the local authorities so long to address this situation.

Travelin Dog
02-10-20, 13:19
The shacks outside of town are all closed up!! (And one of my favs has already been demolished, and a new building starting on the spot).

I did find one place quasi open, and had some great times there. Access is through an alley between the houses. Take away not allowed. The mamasan told me as of Dec 30, they all closed up shop. Not sure why. Sad day.

SneraDog
02-26-20, 04:08
The shacks outside of town are all closed up!! (And one of my favs has already been demolished, and a new building starting on the spot).

I did find one place quasi open, and had some great times there. Access is through an alley between the houses. Take away not allowed. The mamasan told me as of Dec 30, they all closed up shop. Not sure why. Sad day.Sad, but not unexpected. Once I found out that the new train station is going to be build on the same road as the shacks were, I knew their days were numbered.

But Laos is a big country, there must be multiple other similar places. I hope some local mongers will eventually discover their location and share with the rest of us (which is how the original VV shacks were discovered).

InfoSeeker
03-12-20, 07:25
Sad, but not unexpected. Once I found out that the new train station is going to be build on the same road as the shacks were, I knew their days were numbered.

But Laos is a big country, there must be multiple other similar places. I hope some local mongers will eventually discover their location and share with the rest of us (which is how the original VV shacks were discovered).I can confirm shacks are closed and Police have cracked down for some reason. Lots of Ladyboys.

VV is an avoid now.

Hmonger Games
03-27-20, 23:16
Behind the Xieng Khouang Hotel, there's a nice massage place run by Vietnamese women. Had great results.

Didn't visit, but there's also a pool hall / bar on the corner of the night market that looks like it may be fun too.

IAmTrout
03-31-20, 19:32
This is my first time in Laos and my first destination is Pakse.

I'm on a budget so ideally I'm looking for places that the locals would go. 200 k for FS and thereabouts. I've heard mention of "shacks" and KTVs? Do KTVs allow sex on the premises?

Having been in Cambodia, the brothels almost always have a small lit up massage sign out front, with a few women sitting outside. They're incredibly easy to spot at night.

Tonight I took a ride around Pakse but wasn't able to locate anything.

What am I supposed to look for at night? What do shacks look like? Any particular lights or signs? Girls sitting outside?

Anywhere around Pakse I should be looking?

I passed a KTV in the middle of nowhere that had Vietnamese written on it, but I'm looking for a place to have incall service.

IAmTrout
04-01-20, 05:07
And would you say that most towns in Laos have an area of brothels for the locals? I recently did a motorcycle trip through Cambodia and most towns definitely, definitely have "massage shop" brothels for the locals.

Stradivari
07-11-21, 14:12
Behind the Xieng Khouang Hotel, there's a nice massage place run by Vietnamese women. Had great results.

Didn't visit, but there's also a pool hall / bar on the corner of the night market that looks like it may be fun too.At the time I as there, the Karaoke Place Dok Mai Deng was filled with working girls. If you do not speak Lao, you need to find somebody who can bargain the price and conditions. The girls are unexperienced and not really interested in Europeans, as 99% of their clients are Chinese.

Stradivari
07-11-21, 14:20
On the street leading from the city center in easterly direction towards the airport, there are a couple of Vietnamese massage places not far from the city center. Both I visited where on the northern side of the road (round about 20.41474899969523, 104.05468452568068). The mamasans speak enough English to get the message ("boom boom" They have rooms upstairs but LT is not much more and gives you an evening and early morning shot. Sam Neua Hotel (20.413466599996237, 104.04985165857218) did accept the guests without any hassle. I don't remember prices, around 10 $ ST and 15 $ LT.