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The Truth, the whole blasted furreal Truth
To all you guys out there that thnks everything is just all peachey keen in China and that we're really living the life of Reilly (Oh never mind third world crime, crappy facilities, bad service, spitting, rats, traffic, scheming gals, rip offs, scams, no anals, no threesomes and no english!!), well, here's further proof that you're 100% correct.
80 minutes real good body and head massage, shampoo/thorough hair conditioning, full facial and mask - all for the princely sum of RMB 35 - and NO, do NOT tip the buxom, friendly and flirty gal! Don't spoil 'em!
And Yeah - I KNOW that REAL BAD BOYS do not get....... facials!! But hey - its only because you real he-men out there have not gotten intimate with your own sensitivities!! yeah - we is the real contemporary males out here!
SEAJ
Ps. Drink beer to your heart's content at the CP Lotus bars (RMB10/bottle!!) if you dare come forward and declare that YOU are the one in the picture - on me!!
HIdden gems, Crouching gals - or how make the best of whatever available!
Fast Eddie tells me "It really sucks!" Wadman says - waste of time. Santa and OAH goes off to Thailand and me?? Moi? I stuck it out and still discovered all them hidden gems in CP.
Let's face it, we're all spoilt by what is usually available in Southern China and basically, just insist on getting only the best cuts of meat every time - "Nope, I ain't gonna take HER!! Why should I lower my sstandards and expectations, this is China!
Well, the rather meager pickins' past few weeks have basically alowed me to actually take a second look at what I would have routinely refused in the past; and have in the process discovered a whole new and wonderful world of real pleasures!! And real beauties too!
The more relaxed atmosphere allowed me to choose at my leisure and enabled me to look further down than the first layer of make-up that these gals slather on their faces. And even those who I would have previously consider do-able because of their fashion and make-up sense, now pales in comparison to the more real beauty of my last few gals. New tricks for an old dog!!
SEAJ
Ps. Where the Fxxk are the rest of you guys??!! You're making me do all the the writin'....and talkin' to myself like OWL!