Cozumel

[QUOTE=Bruce Boda]Has anyone actually seen Salsa Club lately? If it is near La Ceiba it is really well hidden. Bar & Co. is a few hundred yards south of La Ceiba.[/QUOTE]The Salsa Club is East of La Ceiba, I beleive at the frist light south of La Ceiba you turn east go about 300 yards and the club is on the right.

Three months after my last visit to Cozumel I am back. I did find a club(girls do stage shows) where the total cost(room/condom+girl) is $100. Now since I only carried Peso's I paid 1000($92 u.s.) Time is not an issue which is a great thing and the girls enjoy themselves(no lubrication). You have to settle for 5/6/7's but the great sexual experience makes it worthwhile. The alternative is to spend $250-$300 for the 8/9's at the other clubs. Because I get the 8/9's in Tijuana for $60(half hour) (Adelita's) I just won't spend the extra money here in Cozumel. Now the question is where is this club? Well the best way is to go to the Salsa Club and walk 1/2 block up the road then make a right and go down this road into the jungle and then a building(the only one) with neon lights will appear. I don't know its name, it was recommended from the cab driver. That is how I got there, I would suggest to have the cab driver take you there.(questionable area)

There is another way that I was able to get girls easy this time. Behind my bed an breakfast(4th/20th) there is a bar called " Bar El Gato Negro" . This is a daytime bar(closes at 7 p.m.) When you walk inside it is a lively place divided into two sections. I went into the section on the right and got a beer from the bar and sat down. I noticed the waitresses (three of them) wore these sexy short black skirts with red tops. I talked to one of the guys that worked there and asked him if I could take one of the girls out after work.(7p.m.) Remember that I was the only white guy in there and I made sure I chose my words carefully. When you make a move like this one it is a confidence play and be carefull in case things go wrong. The guy was friendly(a plus) and actually asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I casually said yes (again looking at his reaction) and he was ok with that. That is when I told him that i wanted her for an hour and would pay her 600 pesos and told him that to make sure he gets his 100 peso cut from the girl. So he spoke to the girl that I wanted(she spoke no english) and it was a go.(I gave him a 40 peso tip--which made him happy) I waited outside and she came out and we went back to my place.(around the corner) It turned out to be alot of fun and i made sure to use up the whole hour. So that was the other way I got girls at a good price. Of course I was able to go back to the massage place(see my other report) and do that way also.

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Nice report, I am in Los Angeles on work now and read your TJ reports also. I was down there a couple of weeks ago, man I love Adelita's.

Did you get your scuba cert yet. Seems you have found a couple of honey holes in Cozumel, I like hearing that. I usually only go to the Salsa Club and the Green House, but now your giving us some options.

I will be here in LA till February if you get the chance to hit TJ again give me a buzz, in the mean time I will be planning a trip back to Cozumel when I am done here, maybe Feb or Mar-08 thanks to your reports.

LK

As you can tell from previous post, I never found salsa. Next time I will just take a cab.

One report from Bar & Co. Went there around three in the afternoon. $3 for a beer and only two women there. A young one who looked like she had an attitude and one who I guess was about thirty. I started talking to the older one and was surprised that no one asked me to buy her a drink. Agreed on 500 pesos for an hour and gave the house 300 for the room. Her name was Joanna from Mexico City. I would rate maybe 6 for looks, but large naturals boosted overall score to 8. What really surprised me was the enthusiasm. BBBJ and CIM. This woman enjoyed her work! Her attitude boosted experience to 10. At first it was only one pop, but talked her into two with CFS. Only drawback was the room was hot as hell! And, as I was leaving, the next room over had the door open and a much hotter chica was dressing. Did not get a chance to go back.

Looked for the massage place described earlier by matthewt. Think I found it (green awning over door), but was always closed. Road work made it a pain in the ass to leave main road. Did get offered one massage by mid-thirtyish not far from main road but something told me a massage was all that was offered. Next visit hopefully will be sin esposa and more productive.

My first time in Cozumel and without much research I started walking around near the port. Being new I had nothing to fall back on and did not read the forum here before setting out. I did, however, see a Spa sign up on an orange colored building from the pier and started walking that way. I wasn't able to walk in and when the lady showed me the menu it looked pretty legit. I was told to come back in 15 minutes but decided not to return. I had a great meal in Carlos and Charlie's and enjoyed watching the female employees enticing the patrons to take 3 shots in a row and then nearly relocate the patron's head with her hands. About the best I can offer is it was a great meal. I didn't quite have the courage to ask anyone where I might find some companionship so I wound up with this lousy report. I don't travel internationally very often but I'll try better next time.

Was in Cozumel this past weekend, and hit 3 different chica bars. Overall, quality is quite low and expensive compared to other mongering destinations. Girls in Cozumel ask around $100, plus or minus. Then there is a $20-30 room rental fee. Compared to places like Costa Rica, these girls would be lucky to get $30, and there is no room rental fee.

First went to the cigar bar with the green awning a block from the central square. There were 8-10 girls there. One was a generous 6-7 and the rest well below that. I am certainly not cheap, but even the 7 was not worth the asking price, compared to an absolute 10 for the same price in Costa Rica. They were on me like flies on honey, which was quite annoying. If I want to talk with a lady, I'll invite them over... Left after a beer.

Next went to Salsa. There were about 8 girls there, again, nothing to write home about. The only one there worth considering was with her regular that worked on one of the cruise ships. Again, left after a beer.

Lastly, went to the ladies bar on the ocean road just past the traffic light you would turn on to go to salsa. It is upstairs. There were 2 girls working, one halfway doable, but not for $130. For half the price I would have gone, but being on a cruise ship with a bunch of single horny women that I was doing for free, just couldn't see doing it.

Cozumel is not a mongering destination, but if you are there with the spouse and have an hour or two while they are at the spa, at least there are viable options. Great dive destination also, and having the available chicas is a little extra bonus to help burn off the nitrogen build-up!!

Happy hunting.
Snook

I'll be in Playa Del Carmen next week. I plan to hop over to Cozumel for a day trip without the wife (of course). Looks like I'll hit either Salsa Club or Green House. I'll report back.

Chilly's looks like a good choice, but the prices I have seem quoted seem to be a tad inflated. On my budget, hopefully I can snag two chickitas in an afternoon. Maybe a lunch/tequila break in between.

If lucky I'll snap a pic or two.

I was in Cozumel last week and visited the Salsa Club. Before I give my review, let me give directions how to get there. There are two cruise ship terminals. One is by San Miguel and the other is the international terminal. They are about 3 miles apart. My directions is from the El Cid Hotel in La Ceiba by the international terminal. Walking out of the El Cid, make a right and walk to the traffic light (Muelle). Make a left at Muelle and walk 5 minutes (I timed it). The Salsa Club is on the right hand side. You can't miss it.

I went around 2pm and there were 8 girls there, none of which was higher than a 7. Most of them were 5's at best. But there was one little hottie (the 7) with a see through outfit on that I couldn't resist. On the way back to the room, I grabbed her little ass and she took my hand and put it right up her crack. Then she took it and put it on her bush. Nice touch. In the room, she did a nice little strip then sat up on the table and spread her legs offering her pussing which I gladly took. She was sexy, playful and knew her stuff. I only went for a cbj but it was exceptional. Damage was $50 for her, $20 for the room and $3 for the condom.

I forgot to add her pic.

By the way, her name is Lisa.

I hope this one works.

Here's Lisa's pick from the Salsa Bar.

that's lisa alright. she gave me the eye, but was apparently going 'off duty'. no dice for me.

i just returned from playa/cozumel myself a few days ago.

directions to salsa club are dead on. though to add to it:

from san miguel ferry station:

grab a taxi right there, 2-3 miles south to international terminal or directly to salsa club. ride back to miguel was $4. ride to salsas from miguel was $7 (probably cheaper if they don't know you are going to salsas and you get dropped off at international terminal. but whats a few bucks for convenience). want to walk it? coming off the playa ferry into cozumel. take a right (south) and walk along the oceanside road. maybe a 20 minute hike to the international terminal. thats the main cruise ship terminal.

follow jersey guy's directions the rest of the way. salsa club is on a rather shoddy road in a less than ideal area, but everywhere i have been around cozumel/playa seemed quite safe. even though it may have looked less than ideal. believe me. you won't walk by the place. it stands right out and screams at you. if not, the bad dance music coming from the so-called empty dance room will get your attention

my report:

walk in, go through the door in the rear into what might be called the 'garden' area. if there were plants. snag a $3 sol (el cheapo) beer from the one eyed guy in the back corner. he seems to be the big shot around there, though he doesn't seem to be intrusive at all. especially if you buy beers and pay for the gals. don't feel intimidated. its a business and you are a paying customer.

i went around 2pm as well. i noticed maybe 6-7 girls. i also agree, none were higher than a 7. if that. a couple nasties (2's) hung out in the back and peeked over. they didn't even bother as they knew i wouldn't go near them. most were in the 5 range. i took turns on the two best that were there at the time. one maybe an upper 5 or a low 6. isabella? forget her name. lets call her that. the other a 6 in looks, nice cleavage though. but she performed like a 7-8. her name was april. both knew english pretty well. enough to get their point across at least!

yes you can bring your own condom. pull it out in the room do so if you prefer, though the 'house' expects you to buy one for $3 anyway. do so. whatever makes the situation more comfortable.

if you look or stare at a girl for any notable length of time. they will come over. so scope out the joint and girls casually. if you find one ugly, for the sake of all that is good. don't look at her!

isabella (? ) latched onto me practically the instant i walked in. while not up there in the looks category, she was chatty and very friendly. almost too much so. i went in with plan to bag two gals. i figured. what the heck, so we made the deal. she'd make an ok warm-up for one of the other ones. $20 room, $80 for the deed. $3 for condom. full serv. one pop. one hour (really. the time limit is total bs as once mission is accomplished, they are out the door). performance wise, she was rather mediocre. though i think i was running on full. with a gasp she commented something about a 1 liter condom.

after isabella. i parked on one of the plastic chairs and banged down 2-3 beers. taking my time. isabella returned and hooked onto me again. very annoying. she tried to act girlfriend-like, and invited me to the dance room. quite lame. empty. bad dance music. we both laughed about it. hers was more of a fake laugh. mine was a laugh confirming how totally stupid the situation was. i got her a $3 beer and told her i had other plans. she got the clue then. be firm guys. if you aren't interested. just say so quickly. it'll save you time and headache. i took me a few minutes to finally realize that.

april was apparently lisa's backup. i eyed lisa a bunch of times over the next 30 minutes and she returned the same. she was off duty apparently. she queued up for april. which came my way. i didn't mind, as she was the next choice in line for me anyway. gorgeous cleaves, a tad on the chubby side, but friendly. nothing wrong with that. she made it clear that our transaction would not be rushed in the least. she encouraged that i enjoy her thoroughly. where she was great was in her business practice. being second round, i nearly used up the entire hour before finishing. i think i wore her out. nearly wore myself out too but it was all a blast. she actually apologized to me for allowing herself to let it take so long. i explained thats what made our transaction so darn great. she could grind something serious and really seemed to enjoy it. oh. before i forget. price. she initially proposed $100 service, $20 room, $3 condom. higher than the previous. i stayed quiet. she then asked what i paid for #1. i told her. she immediately matched 80/20/3 and said that was perfectly fine. then off we went.

general payment procedure- i paid $20 up front for room. then $3 to condom lady on the way back to the room. final balance after services rendered.

look. i'm new at mongering here, but i can attest that salsas isn't top of the heap, but its convenient to get to. its relatively affordable for the area (though not cheap by mexico/central america standards), and plain and simple. it gets the job done.

if you are taking the ferry from playa del carmen, i suggest taking a morning ferry over to cozumel. maybe a 10 am, or earlier. make a day of it. the ferry ride is 45mins to 1 hour each way (weather dependent). so plan your day accordingly, especially if you have limited time available, such as a certain other significant person expecting you to be back before 6pm that day, not knowing what you are up to. the return ferry seemed to run only every 2 hours during the afternoon. so realize this. i missed the 3pm ferry, got stuck with the 5pm, and ended up back at my resort at 6pm. barely in time for a previous dinner engagement. any later and my ass would have been toast.

side note:

stop by cafe denis for lunch. back right side of the miguel plaza area just off the ferry docks. hard to miss it. great food and affordable.

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I ended up at the place on the 2nd floor on the corner you would take to go to Salsa bar. Wish I had known about Salsa bar.

I got in a cab and asked the guy to take me to a strip club. I wasn't exactly looking for anything, just to kill some time. He starts to take me to Platino's or Blatino's or something like that but then says to me that the hottest girls are by the international pier so I say fine take me there. He takes me to this place which based on the reports I just read I believe is on the corner you would turn on to go to Salsa bar.

I walk up the stairs and there's no one there but a bartender, dj, and two girls sitting down. I turn to walk out and they call for me to come back in. I go in and order a beer. One girl walks up to me the other stays sitting down. The girls tells me $30 for the room, $100 for her time, and $5 for a condom.

I don't particularly feel comfortable and head out of there saving my money. Felt a little strange and awkward seeing that I was the only guy in there. Felt high pressure and just bolted.

year after year I return for an afternoon monger visit and go away pleased. As soon as I came in a quality 8 introduced her self and off we we go for an hour. Excellent gfe, most likely acting but no complaints. $20 for the house and $60 for her plus tips etc. Could not ask for more. Initially would not do a bbbj but ended the session that way. Paid premium for anal but her small one handed ass was worth every buck along with earaser type nipples. Back in LA it would cost more and be usually more mechanical.

Back at the hotel I had a few massages. Asked if I was single but the wife 30 yards away a no, no. quality was a 3 any ways.

In Cozumel now for a few weeks with the family so there's little free time to play. This is a report based primarily on previous visits. Last time I was here was April of last year.

**If anyone knows details about the by-the-hour hotel I report about associated with California Club or any other one please post some particulars or PM me. I would especially like to know about any that are more in town.**

Salsa: Not much to add to the previous reports except to emphasize the rooms are crappy.

The Transversal:

Transversal is the arrow straight east-west road across the island from the town of San Miguel to the east side.

There were two brothels there a few years ago. One had a name like "Tres y Media" (3 and a half) as it was that many kilometers from town. Could have been "Cinco y Media" or something similar. Ask the cabbie if it still is in operation. These guys know. (If he doesnt or acts like he doesn't get another cab. This has never happened to me. If he says it is closed, believe him.) There was another one just a short distance further east.

These places are/were primarily a night time thing. I have only been in the afternoon so the pickings were pretty slim. And there were no other customers. Talked with a few girls. None was up for culo. At the time this was the prevailing attitude from the girls based on reports of that time. Of course, after asking one and being refused my guess is none of the other girls could agree and go with me without being embarassed.

Went to the other one and it was even deader than the first. But there was a girl there. Not bad looking. Pretty young, I guess 25. Typical pear shape of most of these girls. Guess she worked only days and was pretty hungry 'cause she agreed to two pops including the back door for $100. Guess I paid more for the bag and the room, but since I don't remember it couldn't have been much.

The room was upstairs and much larger and a bit nicer than Salsa, at least as of two years ago.

California Club: This is a little east (away from the waterfront) of Salsa and on the same road. It is open at night, but I do not know if it is open during the day. There is a by the hour place just before it. (A little confused about this. I remember Salsa being 100' from Malegar, the main drag parallel to the water. This motel is a bit of a walk further east yet an adjoining building had the name Salsa on it. Maybe an old location for Salsa.)

Anyway, you go in and the place has no one in it. You have to go upstairs. It's odd but just the way it is. They hit me up for a fifty peso cover charge after I was seated and ordered a drink. The girls do weak strip teases.

A pretty girl approached me after a while. She asked for $200 for her, the room, and something else. The music was loud so I didn't catch it. Didn't pursue it as I was just there for a recconoiter (sp) and there was no way I was spending that for basic sex anyway.

Last year I arranged with a girl from there to take her home after work and it was a much sweeter deal. 2 AM, though. That's very late for a geezer like me.

Other Places: If you continue east on the same road eventually it makes a 90 degree left. Just past this turn are 4 more clubs. One of them is Platinos. Didn't catch the names of the others. Assume they are also brothels of some type. Don't know anything personally about them. Just that they were there two nights ago.

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My first post on this site. So glad I have found this site. Anyways was just in Cozumel/Playa del Carmen. Visited a place called Paradise hotel. Bit on pricy side but nice rooms and nice ladies.