San Juan

I can't believe how dead the SAN JUAN BOARD IS! Someone please help me! I will be going to San Juan this weekend. Can someone please give me a heads up on the the action in San Juan. I remember being in San Juan in 1998 when the Black Angus was there! Boy that place was heaven. Unfortunately it seems as though those types of establishments are gone. Can anyone else also recommend good hotels to stay in cheap and also where to look for some fun?

Many thanks!

GV

GV,

My experience in San Juan was overall dissapointing. They got you by the balls if your on a budget monger hunt. Hotels are imo pricey, but all the major chains are there. Hard to find one that is very cheap and clean. Isla Verde is where most of the hotels are at. Made an on line car reservation at Charlie's car rental and they have a booth right at the airport. There is a hotel right across the car pickup for about 50 bucks. Blue Marlin bar is hit and miss. For sexy lap dances, the Hot zone. Women are some of the most beautiful in the world. The whole island looks like a bunch of mini jails because the houses have bars on all windows.

Just got back from PR and had a ball. I was lucky enough to get with a local fron Rossy Roads Naval Base who took me to the Lucky 7 strip bar where I met Lucinda. 5 Face and a 7 body. The Lucky 7 has rooms above the club that they rent for 25 dollars a pop. After fixing the price at a grant for 1/2 and 1/2 Luncinda took me to the room and proceede in giving me a long deep BBBJ followed by a fs doggie style. Well worth the trip!

In San Juan, I think the most dependable mongering one can do is by calling an escort agency. Get the "San Juan Star" Spanish newspaper. There are many ads in the back of it under the 'Personals' section. Average range is $100-125. Providers are average to good.

Howdy Fellas,

Spent a week in San Juan and am here to report to you on my experience. First of all Stay AWAY from Frenchys! The women may be beautiful but they will rip you off like you would not believe. My first experience at Frenchy's Strip club was awful. I was told to pay a $20 admission charge. Then asked to purchase a beverage. The women were young and attractive, but truthfully there personality sucked. The waiter brought over a stripper named vanessa. I had agreed to have fucky fucky with Vanessa for $161. Boy was that a mistake. I gave Vanessa $161 and was taken in to this private room. Vanessa told me to take my pants off and began sucking on my hog without jimmy. Every 2 seconds she kept on looking at the door. After about 35 Seconds she said when you cummy cummy. I said wtf. I pay you $160 and you are rushing me. An argument than occured and the waitor showed up. I was than asked to leave without having any services finished nor money returned. Guys this places sucks. Dont waste your money there. For a good time, go to the Blue marlin or the Lucky 7. Will post more later.

GV

Hi fellow mongers:

It's been a while since my last report, but it seems to me that the point of this board has been lost. May I remind you that we are just looking for a good time and thus need information about the places, people and cost.

Well I will make a review about the state of affairs of prostitution in PR.

First, the places changed, so what if there is no Black Angus, many mom & por operations have replaced them, giving better service than the big operations. And since prostitution is ILLEGAL in PR, you have to hide those places in order to keep them in operation. Some of these places have changed their target clientele and opted to service drug dealers, these guys are serious, so there is no petty crime in the vecinities of these places.

I will give some that circulate in rumors and others that are I have personally witnessed.

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In dorado there are at least 2 great strip bars, one was mentioned on this board a year or so ago. The girls are mostly Puertorrican from towns in the interior of the island "jíbaras". Some live in the many housing proyects in the area. The way to get to one is to get a taxi driver to get you there, taxi services use radio to find locations, if one does not know where these places are, he will get the answer for you with one of his buddies. The name is unknown to me.

In Bayamon take ave. laurel until it comes to an intersection there are great nightclubs at both right and left of this intersection. They have signs at the doors. If you take the left there is one in front on SuperMAX supermaret, just as you are going up the hill, its to your left. If you take the right, go almost to the end of the road, IT should be on your right, go slow.

If you take the expressway to Arecibo, take the road that takes you to lares, about 30 minutes along this route there is a place called the Planetarium, famous for the quality of YOUNG girls it has.

If you are near this place, the Doll House, Alcazar and One thats near the condom store that belong to a friend of mine. Take a cell phone, the girls will call you when their shift ends. The best day is either Thursday or Saturday. You will have to stay the night at one of the Motels in the Area, I stayed at the tropical. Payed $60 for the night, take some Air Freshener with you the place was clean but it had cigarrete smell.

Once you are settled, before it gets dark, look for the night spots, they are easier to get to if you at least go there in daylight, make a little map. The hot Area is about 2 miles long here there are at least 10 night clubs with stripping and hooking. DO NOT SPEND YOUR MONEY ON DANCES, I got overly enthusiastic about the experience and wasted a lot of money, get the girls cell phone number, get several dates for the following day and call the ones you want to come to your room. Be conservative we still got a long way to go.

After you have had some rest, get into your car and drive west you should be near quebradillas, but that depends on where you spent your night. Going west on route 2 you will find in your map, that there is a road that intersects with it (road 10), take it, there are several places in this road, about 15 miles long, One which I saw only 2 weeks ago was full of chicas, a very rare thing in these places, but still I could not go in,I had the Mrs. with me.

On Mayaguez, you might get some University student action at Candies, there are 2 gentleman clubs, one of which I dont know where its at. The other is at the diego street near la plazita. Ask around. Hookers will be on Comercio street, the street by the road, they line both sides of the road, I have seen some lookers working this area. Basically all town streets are littered with hookers after 11 pm, watch out for Transvetites.

Hey Fellas,

For a quick cheap punt in San Juan, go to the Lucky 7 Strip Club located in Old San Juan. The cost is $25 for room rental and $60 for full service from a girl that looks between a 2 - 7. Anyways if your looking for a good time, this is the place to be. They open after 8pm. Also FYI the LUCKY 7 is located in a real bad part of town. Be very careful when going at nite, and if you do go I suggest having a taxi cab drop you off right in front of the building. Play safe and Play Smart!

GV

Who ever said that Puerto Rico is dead has never been to Lucky 7, I went on a Wednesday around 9:30pm, and there where about 15 very aggressive girls there looking to fulfill your every desire.

Anywayz, word to the wise, cab drivers get comission per person around $20bucks, to reccomend and take you to certain strip clubs. Frenchies pays the most so it will be the most recommeded. DON"T GO, IT SUCKS, its over-expensive and the quality of girls is so so. If full service is not your thing then check out Cheetah's in Candado, good looking and cool puerto rican girls who speak english, and a calm enjoyable atmosphere.

Thats my two cents,

Happy Hunting

Last week I went to St. Tropez. There were about a dozen girls, two babes from USa an the rest from Puerto Rico. Cover was $10 and drinks $6, drinks to girls $10. I visit this place twice a year an everytime I go they have something different. Last time was in summer and bar girls served drinks topless. Now they don't. This time there were two big screens with porno movies. Girls were dancing topless over the bar instead of over the dance stage because of lack of customers. They were all beautiful. I chatted with two of them and from the conversation I get this info: almost every girl offers full service. The cost is a minimum $75 for the champagne private dance upstairs plus the ammount you negotiate with the girl. It can cost you from $150 to $200 a session on average. Some girls are also available for bachelor parties or for hotel or home visits, but never in working days. They get paid a hundred daily just to be there all night.

question -

the lucky 7 is in old san juan? where is it? i thought old sj was generally a nice, tourist friendly place. how dangerous is it?
thanks

Wet Wooly,

The Lucky 7 is on Calle Del Tren in Old San Juan. The projects are very close, so close you can yell up to an apartment so I would suggest paying the guys a few dollars to watch your ride. If you speak spanish it helps but there are tourists in the Lucky 7. So you won't feel out of place. Bartenders are cool and no one bothers anyone.

Old San Juan is safe however I don't recommend wandering around on foot at night. Remember it is a city so common sense should prevail, you wouldn't go wandering around NYC at 2 AM and I suggest you avoid that Viejo San Juan.

When are you planning a trip? I am thinking about June.

Hope I have helped.

I am in Atlanta and have thoroughly enjoyed the information that you all have provided on this board and on boards for other cities. I have only recently discovered the hobby, and will be posting an Atlanta experience soon.

I am about to head to San Juan for a few weeks on business. Has anyone ever tried Pure Moods for a nice massage? Any other good massage parlors in the Condado area?

I also saw some ads in the San Juan Star the last time I was in town for some incall and outcall massage, some even saying they would come to the hotels. Any information on these providers, or on typical costs?

Thanks in advance!

I just got back from PR and even though my business was very brief, I did find time to visit Lucky 7. Here are some tips

- The entry fee can vary. I know I read the entry is $8 (plus $1 to park your car on the street). But I was charged $25. I think this is because I am a DUMBASS and left my cell phone in the hotel so I could not call my taxi back!! Later that night I saw guys get in for $8 and they even got a drink ticket.

-The girls are not the best and although I did find a 7 by my standards. (I love that junk in the trunk)

-Avoid the Dominican girls. English is not that good and the service is VERY rushed!!

Overall for a strip club it's poor. But to get your rocks off for $75 it's about the right price. Also for a $10 fee they let me get a $75 cash advance on my card so the expense report will have a $85 dinner charge for entertaining the customer... :-0

Did you really pay $25 to get in the Lucky 7?? Youre right, you are a DUMBASS!

I agree with you, avoid dominican girls in the Lucky 7, specially if they're young. Go with the mature woman.

There used to be one Frenchies in Puerto Nuevo.

Now guess what:

There is Frenchies II in Ave Ponce de Leon in Santurce.

The original Frenchies now closes at 2 AM due to some sort of decree that prohibits selling alcohol after that time.

The other one opens until 5 am.

In terms of quality and price is like going to a movie sequel (if you know what I mean).
Things down here have never been the same since Black Angus ceased to exist.

By the way Don Ricoh gave a good oversight of the Northwest coasts of the Island. Actually there is another strip bar near Doll House and Alcazar. It is called "El Balcon Latino".

In Mayaguez you can also find one strip club (Playmates) just of road number two going towards Aguadilla and another (Millennium) on the same road near Aguada intersection.

In between these 2 clubs there is the Gemini Hotel. If you are lucky you can take the girls to the hotel for all night. Prices depend on the girl ($150-300 night plus $25 room). Although some of the girls are good looking, be careful because some of them are involved in the drug business and they use your money to either buy more stuff, pay a pending bail to avoid jail time, or for paying a lawyer for trial defense on drug possession charges. Avoid these at all costs. On the other hand, others are single mothers trying to pay their bills and feed their children (I don't have a problem with these).