Next Saturday (Mar 10th) is the second annual LIMA NAKED BIKE RIDE! Last year it was all guy's, but we definetly have our hopes up!
LB
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Next Saturday (Mar 10th) is the second annual LIMA NAKED BIKE RIDE! Last year it was all guy's, but we definetly have our hopes up!
LB
Like the black man, I have a dream, and that is to experience really wild parties in Lima. To do so I need at least one girl who will let me bareback her for hours on end (HIV test OK, mam') while we get high on the local agricultural products. Trance music and wicked porn courtesy of Polvos Azules would also be on the programme. The 12 to 15-hour sessions followed by valium or xanax-induced sleep should take place in the cosiness of my 4-star hotel room, where everything is at hand and feels like home, not in a motel.
I enjoyed such parties in Jakarta for years (except the local products were chemical rather than agricultural) but the police there have become too keen on getting ravers behind bars of late, so I'm looking for a way to transfer my custom to Lima. I'm sure many Lima girls could do with the money I'm willing to spend in order to fuck myself into cardiac arrest, but the problem is finding a girl who, though not necessarily a beauty: (1) will turn me on without turning me in (2) will accept the barebacking deal.
My Peruvian friend who provides me with sundry items Lima - but who, I must add, is not into women, and who might even be queer, come to think of it - sounded pessimistic about finding such a female in Lima; especially on account of the barebacking requisite which, so he argued, would frighten off reliable women while leaving available only hardened SW who fall out of the equation because of safety consideration. He has a point: this is not Indonesia where 99.99% of working girls can be implicitely trusted. He meant I would first have to go to "la selva" to find myself a suitable fucklet. I'm never in Lima for more than a fortnight though so this is hardly feasible.
The alternative is to bring along a girl from Europe but that, apart from feeling too much like being married again, would cost a lot of money even before I set foot on Lima tarmac. Money that I'd much rather lavish on one or two limeņas. Is my dream ever to come true?
Interesting to hear about this girl again here. You will recall that a french guy posted about her a few years back, dinner and a negotiation for BBBJ w CIM. I would caution mongers about her...she is a pro who likes to play non-pro and her m.o. is meeting guys on the net. She has a serious affection for the Columbian ski team and will steal to get it. Heads up!
Yes.....all the peruvians can see this site....the internet is universal, Cuba is
the only country where is controlled.....I'm myself a peruvian living abroad
and when I'm back to Lima I continue with my mongering and reading this forum there. Well I tought you already know this fact.
[QUOTE=Jimmy B]Well, I posted this before. There is a link of ISG site in Perutop.com any Peruvian could've seen the the post and pics.[/QUOTE]Hello,
I'm Peruvian and besides I live in Europe I don't see the reason why peruvians can't participate here. I should myself never give information to any girl because I'm also a customer. So please don't generalize about the Peruvians. Of course If we found somebody who break the rules of the forum that person should be reported immediately.
Maxisol
I am also peruvian living abroad, although have not come into contact with anyone who knows of this site.
I'm finally getting around to writing something I meant to put in November, just to add some useful information.
Eros (I think in San Isidro) is definitely a place NOT worth going to.
A taxi driver suggested going there when I was on the way to the Troc and I said no thanks, but on the way back I said 'Ok, let's have a look'
It was 50 S. to get in which was good for 3 drinks.
I had one woman after the other try to get my to buy them a drink, which they told me I was told would cost 40S. After the Troc it definitely was way too pricey. I asked how much to take someone out and they said something like 280s. plus 150s.for house.
Anyway, you're time could certainly better be spent elsewhere if someone suggests it.
Anyone know of a bar or disco to meet older ladies (MILF types 40-50yo) in Lima?
As much as love the young chicas, once in awhile I crave for an older more experienced chica.
Thanks!
Does anyone know where the best, most stable and fastest public wifi can be found in the Miraflores area?
I know that certain areas of Parque Kennedy has access, albeit not stable. unsure about Cafe Z.
Anyone has any experience or suggestions along these lines? It would be much appreciated. Some work may need to be done over the weekend, in between mongering.
Hoof
[QUOTE=Hoof Hunter]Does anyone know where the best, most stable and fastest public wifi can be found in the Miraflores area?
I know that certain areas of Parque Kennedy has access, albeit not stable. unsure about Cafe Z.
Anyone has any experience or suggestions along these lines? It would be much appreciated. Some work may need to be done over the weekend, in between mongering.
Hoof[/QUOTE]
Hoof,
Ran into your "buddies" two weeks or so ago. Park Kennedy no longer has wifi! Z is the most reliable and generally quiet on the weekend. Do be mindful of security issues!
LB
El Jugador,
Generally, only the older society types (with money)go out and it is the higher end restuarants,disco's. Ocassionally, you will find them (non-pro's)in Cafes like "Haiti"/San Antonio or even "Parquetito" in groups. Best bet is to look for "Maduro's" in el comercio(p4p) or hook up online(even easier)! Also a few in Tequilas are pushing 40 but will never tell you.
Lb
[QUOTE=El Jugador]Anyone know of a bar or disco to meet older ladies (MILF types 40-50yo) in Lima?
As much as love the young chicas, once in awhile I crave for an older more experienced chica.
Thanks![/QUOTE]I've heard rumors about Phuket a bar on San Martin, cuadra 5 I think, being good for mature woman Fri and Sat nights. I've been wanting to check it out myself but did'nt want to be the only Spanish challenged gringo in the place.
Goat
[QUOTE=Hoof Hunter]Does anyone know where the best, most stable and fastest public wifi can be found in the Miraflores area?
I know that certain areas of Parque Kennedy has access, albeit not stable. unsure about Cafe Z.
Anyone has any experience or suggestions along these lines? It would be much appreciated. Some work may need to be done over the weekend, in between mongering.
Hoof[/QUOTE]I was in a 5th floor apt. on Los Pinos today and discoverd good access from Parque Kennedy. I had line of sight down a side street, Porte, and could see the playground at the end of the park 1 block away. The landlord says all his tenents have had good connections. I think the side street funnels the signal to his apt.
Anyway, I did not try it but I'd think that end of the park at Shell would offer a reasonable signal.
Goat
for the wifi access help. I think I have enough leads to cover my bases, if I indeed make it down there this weekend. The alternate to Lima would be Quito. LOL!!!
Re: older non-pros chicas. In the Miraflores area, yes, Phuket on San Martin is a pretty decent spot for older non-pros on the weekends. There's also another place on the same block, closer to Larco, that has similar clientele. Then across Larco, still on San Martin, there's Cubano. Success with them largely depends on you and their situation at the moment, nothing guaranteed.....unless you're some tall young Spanish-speaking European dude. LOL!!!!
There are several other places around town, but these are more central-located to each other and should be enough to get you started.
I buy my tickets well in advance for Yuletide but I was wondering whether nightlife had a tendency to go into hibernation between Christmas and New Year like it did in Colombia. I suppose Trocadero would stay open, but what about the night spots?
[QUOTE=XXL]I buy my tickets well in advance for Yuletide but I was wondering whether nightlife had a tendency to go into hibernation between Christmas and New Year like it did in Colombia. I suppose Trocadero would stay open, but what about the night spots?[/QUOTE]
Alot of people travel home or to the beaches up north that week. But tequilas,the strip clubs and the regular clubs will all be open.
LB