The Hague

Den Haag has had mixed reviews on the ignatamice site,, I am a regular poster on the message board,, great intel. If you pull up the new message board, one of my buddies from London just posted a very detailed post on the RLD scene in The Hague.

My personal recommondation is to go to Alkmaar, a short 30 minute 10E RT train fair from Central Station. Sessions are 35E. Much better selection and service then the Windows in Amsterdam. The Wallen scene has been drastically effected by the Euro, I have been there 13 times in the last three years, before and after the Euro.

The Girls in Alkmaar, and other smaller Dutch RLD's cater more towards the local repeat businessl, so ripofffs are much less prevelant, not to mention the lack of street junkies, bridge trolls, broken bottles, vommitt, etc.

Even better is Planet Happy Garden, about a 3 hr drive south, across the German border near Oedt. 50E entrance fee for as much free German Spatten and food as you can handle, not to mention the 30-40 stunning girls that will do just about anything you want for only 50E for 30 minutes, extensions are 25 E per half hour after that, do the math! BBBJTCCIM is standard fair, 25 E extra.

doog,

Carnal1

Hey SL Dog,

Enjoyed reading your posts as always! I am finally making the trip to Adam next Sun., and plan on taking the train to the Haig on Tues. ( 3/2 ). I can hardly wait to get to Dianes and try out a couple of your favorites, especially a dark Greek woman with big breats from you earlier posts! With your newest posts you make it hard to decide, so I may have to try them all! Thanks for the info and I look forward to helping others out with my trip report. Any last things I should not miss while I am there?

Texas 11 - Good luck on the trip over. We will be interested in any of your impressions, both good or bad. It's this board that keeps the information flowing among us that are into this hobby for sport and our collective G2 makes it both more interesting and more efficieint for those that follow in our footsteps.

I don't really have any new updates that aren't on the board already. I've continued to treat back over ground that I've written about over the last few months, with continued good results. Overall, I've had very good experiences in Diane's Secret, Bananas (aka Club 113) and (to a lesser extent) Maison Prive. I've never looked to the most beautiful lass in each of these locations but have generally picked based on attitude during introductions, eye contact, chemistry and energy level. For me, I've been able to get this down to a formula that works most all of the time. As always, your mileage will vary based on your girl, the chemistry you create, your behavior and your stamina. But we all know that if we're into this as a hobby.

Incidentally, I'm on an extended leave from this area so I won't have any updates on this board for for a while. Someone else will have to keep up the traffic in terms of updates and info. I'll be reading from afar and will check out the "new" items on my occassional trips back.

Happy hunting.

It looks like everything has been said already about the usual places in the Hague, so I thought it would be good for completeness to report on Maison Monty in Rijswijk (adjacent to the Hague). It is about a 10 minute Tram ride from the Den Haag HS train station, so it is not much further than Diane's Secret for example.

Maison Monty is tucked away in a residential neighborhood on Caan van Necklaan 73. Best to check www.locatienet.nl for the exact location and www.htm.nl for public transportation options.

The place is a brick stone walk-up building (like every other place I suppose). Upon ringing the bell, the door will open automatically (RHS bell) and you then proceed to walk up a flight of stairs. The nice feature is that the hostess then takes you to a private waiting area where the girls will come to you to introduce themselves. This is great if you value discretion and prefer not to interact with other horny punters.

The selection of girls varies, but generally there are no real stunners. However, there are some cute ones good for GFE type experiences. I have been there twice. Once I had a friendly Moroccan lady and another time I went for an energetic Thai lady (Lin???). The costs are €70 for 1/2 hour, €95 for 3/4, and €120 for an hour. They also have a menu with additional services but I did not make use of these and it will depend on the lady I suppose.

I will not report on each of the individual visit but rather give a general impression. Both girls kissed lavishly. BBJ used to be standard but on my last visit a condom went on so perhaps it varies by girl. In both instances, the effort and service was excellent. Plenty of energy and very intimate a la GFE. I suspect that the hostess takes quality control very seriously. The Thai girl also massages very well. In both cases they did their very best to make sure I came multiple times. Once time is up, they immediately jump in the shower to clean themselves so hygiene is also good (not the case at some other places). The hostess then comes to ask you if everything was alright and also gives you a loyalty card (once you collect six cards or something you get a free 1/2 hour on the house).

To conclude, the prices and selection of women are not any better than that at other places, but the service level seems to be good across the board. Again, I suspect that the girls are instructed to take their job seriously and underperformance is not tolerated. Therefore, I think it might a worthwhile visit if you have been to Diane's or other places too often and looking for a change of scene.

Be aware that there is another place right next door. This one is not that good. The women were all older and not very attractive. I tried one women but got grossed out because I could still smell the saliva from the previous punter on her tits.

Happy punting.

To continue my reporting on lesser known places near The Hague, I’ll quickly jot down a few lines on Rijswijk Relax on the Kerklaan 40. It should be about a 10 minute tram ride from the Den Haag HS train station (tram 1, for example). It is in the same area as Maison Monty (see previous post). It is located on a quiet old town Dutch style shopping street. Okay, it is not the most discreet entrance but I think that most by passers do not know what is going in there. Once inside, you are introduced to the available girls. The selection varies but no grandmas or undoable girls as far as I could tell. The place closes at 5.30pm and is not open on the weekends. It must therefore serve the lunch crowd or something. I would not go too late towards closing time.

The costs are 30 euros for 15 minutes, 60 euros for ½ hour, and 120 euros for the hour. What is offered depends very much on the lady. Some offer extra services like Greek but it must be discussed with the girl herself and probably depends on her mood.

The first time I went, which was a month ago, I choose a blond girl in her 20s. She was fit and tanned. She had plenty of energy and was definitely up for a raunchy time. Kissing, reverse oral, CBJ, and sex were all on the cards. The overall experience was worth the ½ hour but did feel a bit too professional.

The second time, I choose a mature Brazilian woman, Danny. She had a decent body but she was not skinny or firm by any means. I opted for 15 minutes. She started with BBBJ (no extra costs), but did not allow CIM. We finished with straight sex. She made the effort to ensure that I had a good time and was quite friendly. I think that as she gets to know you, the experience will get better and better. She mentioned that she enjoyed working at this place since the owners were friendly.

To cum it up, the place is decent and homely. It feels more like an apartment that is shared by a few WGs than like a business. I think that the 15 minute offer is a good deal if you are not sure. Most other places force you to stay at least ½ hour. If you like the girl you can simply extend the time at the same rate anyway. The only drawback I think is the uncertainty as to who will be available. I went there three times, once nobody was free and the other two times there were different girls present. Hence, it could be a hit and miss but I don’t think one can be disappointed. At worst, the experience will be average. Comparing this place the Diane’s, the benchmark, I think that the selection in terms of looks is not as good at Rijswijk Relax, but the place and the women are friendlier and therefore less likely to disappoint with poor service or attitude.

Happy punting.

Sex Sommelier / SL Dog / Carnal1:

Do any of you have an update on the Casa Cherda at 383 Bezuidenhoutseweg in Den Haag? We used to hang out there, after our long, trans-Atlantic flights to AMS, ordering in pizza and Chinese food. It was great value for money, at E60 for two pops [F/S and BBHJ]. The quality of the women was never greater than a 6/10. Any updates on the current crew would be much appreciated.

Cheers!

ChicagoMan

ChicagoMan,

I was there in January this year. There were a few average looking older women and one that was fairly good looking. The hostess was really friendly and I had a nice unhurried service from a Brazilian lady. Prices are still E60 for half an hour. They have a website at http://members.lycos.nl/casacherida/ and you can find more up to date reports at a the Dutch forum www.hookers.nl under the Den Haag section. If you don't speak Dutch then you can get a half decent translation at http://www.freetranslation.com

Oi Chicago!

Today (April 28th) I went to Casa Cerda (internal best-known as BZH 383).
Not much changed. Just 1 new girl, east-european type. Looked as an 7 to me. Nice brown hair, big eyes, nice ass 'n boobs AND FORGOT HER NAME (as usual (big grin)).

Maybe there are more new girl, as I was visiting BZH early and some seems to work later on.

Went upstairs with Laize, a brazilian women aged 33 or so.

If I was in Fortaleza, I would not have spend time (and money!) on her, but hey, I am not in Fortaleza (yet).

Sex with her was good. Nothing unusual.

BTW, that link to the site is an old one. The owner has not meet any arguments to renew the site.

Your dearest dutch fellow monger Sumimazen (excuse my bad english).

I was a regular at BZH 383, but the girls working there just went older and older, hardly ever a new girl came to join the scene.

When you come late afternoon all the Hispanic's are wathing soaps and the sound of the TV is very loud.

So I suggest skip the place.

visited the RLD wed sept. 15th, I found about 25/30 girls working there (easy to be reached from the main station)
standard rate is 50euro's for a 30 min. s&f
the level was low and I came back a little disappointed after a couple of ordinary sessions

Arrived at Geleenstraat around 12:30. I took the Sneltrain to Den Haag Central so had about a 10-15 minute walk around to Hollands-Spoor station to get to the right place.

The scene was quite impressive, with a decent turn out (approximately 20 girls) from the girls for what was early afternoon lunchtime trade time. I’d love to see this place at night. There seem to be windows on the first floor of many of the buildings. I found a nice French girl called Anais in the first enclosed area on the right as you’re heading north down the street. (from the main road/station end).

Anais was very attractive. A nice figure, curvy with nice tits and long dark wavy hair. She had a really sexy French accent too. Her English was conversant but not fluent. Fee was 50 Euro for the standard F&S. I was expecting only one position, but this changed, pleasantly so, during the session. It didn’t occur to me for some reason to ask for anything special or what I got for my money. Anais’English was not great and my French is virtually non-existent, so I didn’t go in to detail about what I wanted, as I’m sure it would have led to confusion.
She did an average CBJ, not the best and I needed a good one to stiffen the Old Chap. I was a little tense so it took a while to get going. Anais went on top for a cowgirl. Her lovely tits swung in my face and her hair cascaded all around me. She also made the right moaning noises without overdoing it. I suggested she finish me off by hand, which she misunderstood and said “OK, you want doggy?” and got on all fours. An unexpected bonus. That doesn’t really happen in the Walletjes. I opted for mish though, and then got her to finish me off with a hand job. I had a problem keeping stiff when we were screwing and only got 100% rigid when I was wanked off. I must be too used to my own company. Anais let me massage her tits when she was wanking me, which was nice. It seems that you get more for your 50 Euro in Den Haag than the Walletjes.

I didn’t go and check out Doublestraat. I was pretty contented with my one shot with Anais and didn’t fancy trawling around more windows. I go to Museums and stuff like that so wanted to do more of that. I’ll save Doublestraat for another time.

Anyone going to Geleenstraat would be advised to give Anais a whirl. Seemed like a nice girl. She's been working in the Hague for 5 months.

Quimrod,

Nice report, specially the "I must be too used to my own company." bit. LOL!

You said you took the sneltrain. From Amsterdam I guess. If you take a Vlissingen bound train you pass HollandsSpoor, and it takes out the rather uneventful walk from CS to HS.

You didn't check out the 'ghetto'? The very small RLD closest to HS? One of the few women left there went all the way to please me too much for € 20 plus a well deserved tip about a month ago. It may not be your area of interest though if you go for 'L:(:( KS'.

Freeler,

By "The Ghetto" do you mean an area I've got marked on my map just to the south of Hollands-Spoor station? It's labelled as"Waterloop" and coloured in red. I'd never heard of it before so I ignored it, making a beeline for Geleenstraat. That's where I expected the best girls. Looks are important to me, but given my increasing insolvency perhaps The Ghetto might be my next stop.

Quimrod,

What I call the Ghetto is in fact just South of HS and then to your right (West), marked RLD2 on this map:
http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?postid=275648

Is your map a paper version or on the web (easier to compare...)?

I'm still hoping for a map section for every country!

Do any of you know that in the china town in the hague you can get a massage for 30euros plus a handjob for 15-20 euros? I forget the name of the streets but they are hairdressing salons and they have a sign massage for 30 euros for an hour.