Sauna Reviews

was there before and had an ok time. this time the place was run down badly. god taking a shower with luke warm water, nasty unkeep shower area, lousey food, getting a massage with an really old mama with a bad attitude. never again! did change therapists and got an younger who threw in the hj for free??

the sleeping area was like a cooler it was so cold. i couldn't much stand it and left at 7am. sad as the hkia boat at 9 am was cancelled and i had to goto kowloon to catch the train to hkia for flight back. waste of 180 more hkds, lol.

pc out

I'm going to Macau for the first time next week for a few days and want to know if anyone has a recent review of the Grand Emperor Sauna. A friend recommended it to me as the first one to try?

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;1245496]This time the place was run down badly. God taking a shower with luke warm water, nasty unkeep shower area, lousey food,[/QUOTE]And they have shower guys. And I go to the shower and the guy just stands there as I'm about to get into the shower. If it was a girl no problem, but it was a guy. I tell him that he can leave and he finally does. It was really grotty though.

Amazingly enough I pick this girl that turns out to be wonderful. 10/10 in the service department, and pretty good looking to boot.

Thats the thing about sauna reviews and recommendations, the place was a total shit hole but I had some good service and would probably go back.

I just arrived in Macau on Feb 6 and I had to take a few minutes to post. I saw a few changes from last year:

Rio Sauna – not nearly as great as it once was. Don't get me wrong, I had a great first night there, but the quality was down from last Feb – March when I saw at least 20 Chinese stunners at show time. It didn't matter then who I chose. This year, I did not see one Chinese girl that I really wanted and picked instead a very pretty Thai girl in the 800 category. She was great!

East – this is now the best place IMHO, at least so far. They have done away with musical chairs and now the girls just line up for show time – which is actually better. There were three or four very attractive stunner Chinese super models, but I picked a super cute regular Chinese spinner girl because she smiled demurely at me. I sure made the right choice. She had a great body with lovely conical little 'A' cup mounds and one of the most beautiful pussy's I have ever seen. Her lips were so well formed and slightly tanner than the surrounding skin color. Actually they changed color half way down the length. She started to give me a BJ and slightly positioned her ass to me. I started to play with her beautiful pussy and she turned up to me and asked if I wanted to kiss her. Well guys I don't go down on many working girls, maybe 1 in 100, but that pussy looked so good and smelled real fresh so how could I resist? And so we 69'd. After awhile we shagged and she felt so good, I barely lasted 10 to 15 minutes inside her. She spoke no English, but she was a doll and I intended to see her again the next night.

But for some reason, I don't know, I called an audible at the last minute and went instead to another boutique sauna. I will not give the name, because I don't want to get anybody in trouble. Some of you guys can probably figure out where it was I went. Anyway I arrived and showered just in time for show time so without batting an eye, I picked a Vietnamese girl who was probably the cutest girl in the line up. The only thing I did not like about her was she had bolt-ons. Most girls in this place have something added. She took me to a room and gave me the soapy body massage, rim job, warm BJ and we had nice shag, but this was not the highlight of the evening! I walked back to the lounge area and a girl offered to give me a shoulder massage. While having this massage, an exotic girl (I won't mention nationalities) came over with a naughty smile and asked if I wanted a thigh massage. Initially I said no thanks, but exotic girl hung around and I started to dig her sexiness. Cut to the chase; she gave me a ho hum thigh massage for roughly 20 minutes while we talked and she told me her recent love history. Then near the end of our 30 minutes, she started sucking my dick. I was pretty surprised by this turn of events because it never happened to me before during a thigh massage in a Macau sauna. Our session ended and she asked if I wanted another 30 minutes. I said sure. Then this sexy Asian girl made love to my cock with her mouth for the next 30 minutes. It was one of the best BJ's I have ever had. She kept bringing me close to orgasm and then slowing it down. I asked her if it would be alright to cum in here mouth. She smiled at me and continued to blow me until she finished me off. We exchanged phone numbers and email addresses. I am going to see her again this afternoon before she goes to work. I am really hot for her, but it is ridiculous, there are so many hot women in Macau. I couldn't bang them all even if I had all the time in the world.

So that is my quick on the scene Macau report. Two remarkable girls, one really cute girl, and a pornstar Viet in three nights on the town. More to report later.

Let me preface this by saying that I have only ever been to one other sauna in Macau, Sauna 18, where I always had good service. Based on the positive reports in this thread and because I was not sure if the renovation at 18 was still going on I decided to try Sanado. Granted this was the week-end after the Chinese New Year so a lot of the girls went home. Fact is, I got there at 11PM on a Friday night and there were about 9 ladies. Considering that I bought a package in HKG for 1875 HKD, which is very close to what I would have paid for the sauna 18 package, I was disappointed by the lack of selection. Took a shower by myself since there was no-one to take care of guests and was brought to the main room where I sat down in the only available chair. There was a brief show during which the girls went from customer to customer, it only happened once the whole night and lasted about 10 minutes total.

After that, I was given a choice of 5 girls, most of them ugly, picked one because I had already paid, went to the room and after the usual massage she complained that I was too big and offered a HJ instead of FS. We settled on BJ, which eventually became a HJ anyway. I complained to the manager (the one who I was told speaks English) , he said he would get me another girl, disappeared, never came back. Several times I tried to get another girl from the other manager (a lady who turned out to also speak English) she said I would have to wait because no-one is available, then would disappear as well. Tired of waiting I decided to call it a night and asked for a room to go to sleep. No rooms, unless I paid 200 MOP, screw that I remained in the chair. Later I remembered that my package included a surcharge for an "oil massage" and inquired about it. Nobody seemed to know what that was, or care. After I insisted heavily I was taken to a room by a girl who made no effort whatsoever to communicate with me, showered me for 5 minutes, gave me a BJ for another 5 minutes and ran out of the room, guess that was in place of the oil massage.

I just found the whole experience unpleasant, I would not go back to Sanado. The only nice ladies there were the Indonesians performing the thigh or shoulder or face massage, either one of them would have met me outside the sauna if I had time, which I did not. They tried to help me communicate with management, but like I said management did not appear to care at all.

Let me add that I am a Caucasian and had the distinct impression throughout the night that Chinese customers received much more consideration than me.

Not recommended based on my apparently exceptionally bad experience.

All of Macau is directed towards Chinese customers, there are very few caucasions there by percentage, and nobody should expect anything but rudimentary service during New Year.

[QUOTE=Mahal; 1246775]Let me preface this by saying that I have only ever been to one other sauna in Macau, Sauna 18, where I always had good service. Based on the positive reports in this thread and because I was not sure if the renovation at 18 was still going on I decided to try Sanado. Granted this was the week-end after the Chinese New Year so a lot of the girls went home. Fact is, I got there at 11PM on a Friday night and there were about 9 ladies. Considering that I bought a package in HKG for 1875 HKD, which is very close to what I would have paid for the sauna 18 package, I was disappointed by the lack of selection. Let me add that I am a Caucasian and had the distinct impression throughout the night that Chinese customers received much more consideration than me.

Not recommended based on my apparently exceptionally bad experience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo; 1246183]I just arrived in Macau on Feb 6 and I had to take a few minutes to post. I saw a few changes from last year:

Rio Sauna – not nearly as great as it once was. Don't get me wrong, I had a great first night there, but the quality was down from last Feb – March when I saw at least 20 Chinese stunners at show time. It didn't matter then who I chose. This year, I did not see one Chinese girl that I really wanted and picked instead a very pretty Thai girl in the 800 category. She was great!

East – this is now the best place IMHO, at least so far. They have done away with musical chairs and now the girls just line up for show time – which is actually better. There were three or four very attractive stunner Chinese super models, but I picked a super cute regular Chinese spinner girl because she smiled demurely at me. I sure made the right choice. She had a great body with lovely conical little 'A' cup mounds and one of the most beautiful pussy's I have ever seen. Her lips were so well formed and slightly tanner than the surrounding skin color. Actually they changed color half way down the length. She started to give me a BJ and slightly positioned her ass to me. I started to play with her beautiful pussy and she turned up to me and asked if I wanted to kiss her. Well guys I don't go down on many working girls, maybe 1 in 100, but that pussy looked so good and smelled real fresh so how could I resist? And so we 69'd. After awhile we shagged and she felt so good, I barely lasted 10 to 15 minutes inside her. She spoke no English, but she was a doll and I intended to see her again the next night.

But for some reason, I don't know, I called an audible at the last minute and went instead to another boutique sauna. I will not give the name, because I don't want to get anybody in trouble. Some of you guys can probably figure out where it was I went. Anyway I arrived and showered just in time for show time so without batting an eye, I picked a Vietnamese girl who was probably the cutest girl in the line up. The only thing I did not like about her was she had bolt-ons. Most girls in this place have something added. She took me to a room and gave me the soapy body massage, rim job, warm BJ and we had nice shag, but this was not the highlight of the evening! I walked back to the lounge area and a girl offered to give me a shoulder massage. While having this massage, an exotic girl (I won't mention nationalities) came over with a naughty smile and asked if I wanted a thigh massage. Initially I said no thanks, but exotic girl hung around and I started to dig her sexiness. Cut to the chase; she gave me a ho hum thigh massage for roughly 20 minutes while we talked and she told me her recent love history. Then near the end of our 30 minutes, she started sucking my dick. I was pretty surprised by this turn of events because it never happened to me before during a thigh massage in a Macau sauna. Our session ended and she asked if I wanted another 30 minutes. I said sure. Then this sexy Asian girl made love to my cock with her mouth for the next 30 minutes. It was one of the best BJ's I have ever had. She kept bringing me close to orgasm and then slowing it down. I asked her if it would be alright to cum in here mouth. She smiled at me and continued to blow me until she finished me off. We exchanged phone numbers and email addresses. I am going to see her again this afternoon before she goes to work. I am really hot for her, but it is ridiculous, there are so many hot women in Macau. I couldn't bang them all even if I had all the time in the world.

So that is my quick on the scene Macau report. Two remarkable girls, one really cute girl, and a pornstar Viet in three nights on the town. More to report later.[/QUOTE]Natty,

I'm so jealous LOL. You nail all the cuties all the time. Are you the stud from Thailand? Haha.

We must get together in Macau one day so you can show mw all the ropes bro!

PC out

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo; 1246183]I couldn't bang them all even if I had all the time in the world.

QUOTE]

Never stop trying.

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo; 1246183].

So that is my quick on the scene Macau report. Two remarkable girls, one really cute girl, and a pornstar Viet in three nights on the town. More to report later.[/QUOTE]I'm jealous too!

I had a great time in Sanado and East Spa but I missed the part of taking a lovely Indo girl to my hotel room. Maybe next time!

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo; 1246183]Natty Bumpo, excellent report, way to go. By the way, the girl who had the most beautiful pussy, did she shave part or all of her pussy? If, yes, what shape?

I had never been blown by any thigh massage girl in the shop (in my room, yes a few occasions) , except once in Emperor, a facial girl who was massaging my head offered BJ right there while my usual girl worked on my thigh and dick. I didn't take it partly because it was not free and partly my thigh massgae girl told her that I would not be very interested in BJ and she had better got her ass ready if she would like to go further!

Hi All,

First post here. I went to Sanado last Thursday and had a good time. This was my third time there and the first two times were back in late 2010. Sanado had better selection back then I must say. Someone local there was saying that the ladies have not come back from Chinese New Years yet, but I do not think that is correct. Anyway, there were about 15-20 girls and the quality was a little less than last year. New for this time was that I was asked to select the shower girl. Quick BJ followed. Once at the main room, the massage girls were more aggressive selling their foot, shoulder, and head massages which was a bit annoying. Had a nice thigh massage from a really cute viet chick. I also had some great chats from the indo massage girls working their now. The place was only about half full BTW when I arrived around 8 PM. I sat through the first show and selected a girl. The second show also had a 30 second BJ which was nice. Anyway, I cannot recall the number I selected and she was nothing special to be honest. In hindsight, I wish that I would have waited until the second show that started as I got back out. The second show was much better and it was easier to gauge their bodies as they were pretty much naked in maids outfits. My girl at Sanado set me back 1500, and I spent another 900 in massages etc. It would have been another 200 if you select a model (models are just taller, not prettier). I left around 2 AM and went to D2 disco and picked up a Pinoy for 1, 000. Not really worth it but that is another story. I will write another report about Darling 1 in a while, had two absolutely awesome girls there.

Cheers

Thanks for the update. Sanado will be my first port of call next week. While I stay in HK for business intend taking a couple of afternoon excursions to the Macau playground and giving HK saunas a miss. Interesting the main room girls were more aggressive. Hope they don't get like 18, my intended 2nd port of call if I can be bothered with their constant sales push.

First post here. I went to Sanado last Thursday and had a good time. This was my third time there and the first two times were back in late 2010. Sanado had better selection back then I must say. Someone local there was saying that the ladies have not come back from Chinese New Years yet, but I do not think that is correct. Anyway, there were about 15-20 girls and the quality was a little less than last year. New for this time was that I was asked to select the shower girl. Quick BJ followed. Once at the main room, the massage girls were more aggressive selling their foot, shoulder, and head massages which was a bit annoying. Had a nice thigh massage from a really cute viet chick. I also had some great chats from the indo massage girls working their now. The place was only about half full BTW when I arrived around 8 PM. I sat through the first show and selected a girl. The second show also had a 30 second BJ which was nice. Anyway, I cannot recall the number I selected and she was nothing special to be honest. In hindsight, I wish that I would have waited until the second show that started as I got back out. The second show was much better and it was easier to gauge their bodies as they were pretty much naked in maids outfits. My girl at Sanado set me back 1500, and I spent another 900 in massages etc. It would have been another 200 if you select a model (models are just taller, not prettier). I left around 2 AM and went to D2 disco and picked up a Pinoy for 1, 000. Not really worth it but that is another story. I will write another report about Darling 1 in a while, had two absolutely awesome girls there.

Cheers[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Thor Loke;1250738]First post here. I went to Sanado last Thursday and had a good time. This was my third time there and the first two times were back in late 2010. Sanado had better selection back then I must say. Someone local there was saying that the ladies have not come back from Chinese New Years yet, but I do not think that is correct.[/QUOTE]Hi Thor Loke, Welcome to the forum.

This has to be about the 3rd or 4th recent post from a repeat visitor talking about how the standards at Sanado have dropped. I have read the last couple of years worth of posts in this forum and Sanado was on top of the saunas to visit list, only now I am not so sure.

Not sure if this is a legacy of the GFC or if there is not enough competition out there (also read that there are only 2 real sauna owners in Macau) , but this is a scary read. I may still visit, but it is not as certain as it once was.

I went two days in a row to Darling 1 after my first evening at Sanado. This was my first time at Darling 1. It is located at the Jai Alai casino right next to the ferry terminal. The bouncers outside will point you towards the elevator (also asked if you have any coupons) as you arrive. You enter the elevator and go to level 3. As soon as you step out, you are in a large room with the fish bowl and girls to your left and straight ahead. The elevator is behind you and there is a bar on the right. There are sofas to sit down and relax while you make your selection. I went there around 5:30 PM on Friday which seemed like a great time of day for both days from a selection point of view. The hostess said that many of the girls start their shift at 5 PM to 2 AM. The hostess was from Indonesia and she was very friendly and spoke great english. She explained everything as she asked me if I wanted a drink. I ordered a beer which was complementary. Having a beer while you are sitting down was a really good decision. It forces you to have plenty of time to make your selection as well as keeping pressure off. The girls are only 10 feet from you and know you are there until your drink is finished. All of the girls that want you are smiling as you look at them. The ones that were not smiling were out of contention in my book. The hostess sat down next to me while I was drinking my beer. She told me that the price is 1, 544 for the Thais (red numbers) and the Viets (blue numbers). The PRC girls have green numbers and I think they were all models (again just tall, not prettier) , so 200 extra. There was only 3-4 viets when I arrived. There were probably 10-15 Thais. Another 20 PRCs. I also saw 1 Russian and the hostess said they have 4 Russians (hot BTW, saw one more on my way out). The hostess also said you can have two at the same time for a 500 discount, so it would have been 1, 544x2. 500. The quality of the girls was the best I have seen in Macau so far. I went to Darling 2 last year and had to walk out, could not make a selection there. Anyway, you will feel a lot of pressure from the girls to pick "her" and having the beer or drink is a great call. After eying the ladies for 10 minutes, I was finally ready to make my decision. I was torn between 2 Thais and one Viet, and picked the Viet. This was number 301, remember it okay? She was porn star quality in bed. You are led to the counter in a room further in to make your payment in advance. The hostess also asked if I needed to use the restroom which I did. There is an older woman in here 40s in the restroom that walks up and holds your dick while taking a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. Kind of funny. Gave her a few random coins and left for number 301 waiting for me. She led me inside to a large hotel room like room, except with a huge jacuzzi and mirrors on the wall and ceiling. Good stuff. She proceeds to take my clothes off and starts to fill the bathtub with water. Asks me to lay down on the bed, she strips down and has a kick ass body. Her boobs are perfect C cups with some cosmetic help. No scars but she says they are water injected. Anyway, she is so nice, makes you feel like a king as she proceeds with a light massage while the bathtub is filling up. She flips me over after massaging my back, and starts playing with my dick. She gets me very excited with all of the mirrors and starts a BBBJ (I was glad I had showered before). She has the whole arsenal of tools with ice and listerine. The room has a TV with some good porn blasting as well. There is a nice digital clock that counts down, and it was at this time I realized I was getting 75 minutes which is what someone else had said as well. We proceeded to the bathtub where she does all sorts of things to me with oil, listerine etc. I almost came when she was giving me a spanish massage (dick between her boobs). Holy cow. After this we went back to the bed and she gave me a great AR. Flipped over for more BBJ. There is no stopping this woman. You do not ever feel stressed or worried she will flip over like a cold fish and let you do the work. This is absolutely awesome. She puts a cock ring on me that vibrates and proceeds to sit on me and let her clit get a vibrating massage. Now, she was horny too! She rode me like crazy, did the reverse cow girl, flipped to missionary, then we did it from behind. All this time, you have the mirrors and the TV. Sensory overload. I decided I have to come in her mouth and she takes off the condom and continues HJ / BBBJ interchangeably. Wow, it is at this time I realize that she is giving me the best BJ I have ever had. She finishes me off in her mouth and continues to suck for another minute. We have 10 minutes left and shower, with a small massage again. I was done, completely drained. Her english is not too bad and we had no problems communicating like what you typically get with the PRC chicks. She walks me out to the elevator and that is it for the night. I am a happy man and knows where I am going tomorrow.

Day 2 at Darling 1 (Saturday). I arrive and have my beer. I see 301 again and she smiles big towards me. My first inclination is to pick her again. She is pointing to her friend but I cannot make out who that is. She asked if I wanted a second girl in the room yesterday (essentially another 1, 000) , and I politely declined. I did ask If I could have done her and her friend without changing condoms which she said yes to. I am not 100% sure that she understood though and I declined. Anyway, I sit there and am overwhelmed again. There are so many options. I kept thinking I had to pick 301 again, but after a lot of agony and feeling bad for the girls not selected, I go for number 87. She is a Thai chick that has a maid outfit on. Number 301 gives me thumbs up and seems happy. Maybe I picked her friend. Number 87 is super nice, even more relaxed than 301. She has a C cup as well, and also enhanced through whatever that water injection thing is. It lasts a year and I had heard of it. The boobs feel really natural and I give her doctor two thumbs up. I am not going to get into all of the details with 87 but it is more or less the same as 301. Her BJ skills are on par with 301 but her FJ is over the top well done. Again, it is porn start quality sex. Wow. Finish in her face / mouth as well. I almost forgot, the large digital clock started at 90 minutes as opposed to 75 minutes yesterday. I asked about it but did not really understand what her answer was. On my way out, I ask her if I can tip her, and she says that is up to me. Not sure if it is common practice and I do not want to inflate any prices but I give her 100. I cannot wait until I am back in Macau sometime soon. I think 87 edges out number 301 by a few points. If you are in Macau in the next week or two, go ahead and check 'them out. Sounded like both of them were on a month visa and will be going back in two weeks.

Two absolutely awesome experiences at Darling 1, I am coming back for more as soon as I can make up a business reason to be there.

Enjoy.

[QUOTE=Thor Loke; 1251059]I went two days in a row to Darling 1 after my first evening at Sanado.

Two absolutely awesome experiences at Darling 1, I am coming back for more as soon as I can make up a business reason to be there.

Enjoy.[/QUOTE]Terrific post, Thor Loke. I visited Darling 1 (my post is under the general Macau comments) and thought, relative to the current offerings in HK / Macau, it is a first-class operation. Being able to take time to ogle the offerings is a big plus, as the 18 scene is too rushed, and the tussle to vie with rude Asian punters can really take the fun out of the process. I am a bit disappointed that I did not really chat with the hostesses during my visit last week. I had bought the Darling package at the Shun Tak ferry terminal. 1688 HKD including the round-trip ferry, so it seems what Darling charges onsite is probably two or three hundred honkies too high, but no matter. Also am unaware that the PRC girls would cost more than Thais and Viets, as I had picked a PRC girl (no PSE for me, but rocking that beautiful girl did the trick nonetheless, as she was suitably into the act) at the same cost. I was told from the package seller in HK that beer was not included (said 70 HKD, overpriced so I sipped the complimentary cola) , so I suppose that helps round down your price.