Dubai Reports

The ramadan [i]briefings[/i] have begun: Miss F saying that [i]senior sisters[/i] had been briefing the [i]juniors[/i] on how to minimize [i]exposure[/i] (in all things) during this time.

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Miss F, now [i]fit for duty[/i], but could see lingering physical damage, and understood why she couldn't work the past couple of weeks. That, AND the theft of her mobile a double whammy: no means to earn income, and the loss of contacts in BOTH directions. She couldn't call her clients to tell them she was still around; they couldn't call her. Given that there is a LOT of competion, being totally out of circulation for a couple of weeks does hurt the bottom line.

She certainly seemed a bit [i]concerned[/i] that I WOULD make the [i]date[/i] (all she had to do was look in a mirror with MY eyes to KNOW I'd be there), and more than a little appreciative that she had not been replaced in the starting pitching rotation while on the injured/disabled list. What can I say? Brand loyalty does have its advantages.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the bars close the FIRST night of ramadan?

Of course, I forgot all about GITEX. I have never been in Dubai during that trade show. Do the girls also jack up their rates during the week? Will it be harder to pull that week, or does the city experience in influx of new girls that week?

[QUOTE=Big Bob II]Do the girls also jack up their rates during the week? Will it be harder to pull that week, or does the city experience in influx of new girls that week?[/QUOTE]I don't think there's an influx as such. Certainly the a-listers will have more selection in whatever offer(s) they accept, but for the rank-and-file, they may attempt to raise prices, but given the vast numbers of wg's here, it can be difficult to really see an increase in price at their level.

Famous clubs, e.g., Cyclone, will be more crowded, and certainly less chance of a discount - simple market economy. I'd say visit some of the smaller clubs.

Nice thing about regulars - the price remains steady.

But I wouldn't worry about finding [i]company[/i], at least I never have.

So I am off for a month of R&R. As always, I transit through Dubai to properly prepare for my voyage ahead. Also I am meeting my daughters in Crete and have to appear legitimate.

Off to the Cyclone to find the woman of my dreams when I spot Miss Pouty CIS, whom I mentioned in previous reports. She is the one where we didn’t discuss price until the next morning. Same thing holds true this time.

Back to the hotel where my trusty bottle of tequila lives and we have a few drinks, chit chat and catch up.

I love Russian food so I ask her if she will cook dinner for me tomorrow night at her place. Borscht, perogi, etc. She agrees.

After we drink maybe ¾ of the bottle we make our way to the bed. She is really feisty at this point and getting a bit rough (I don’t actually mind this).

After we finish we drink the rest of the bottle and things begin to get out of hand.

Warning: Never let a Russian woman drink to much tequila.

This crazy woman is the meanest drunk I’ve met in years. She was punching, kicking, biting and then things turned bad. My hotel room is in shambles, bottles being thrown, shit broken everywhere, not good. I try and put her in bed to sleep it off however she was having none of that.

After about an hour of this I had had enough and asked her to leave. Now the shit gets even worse.

Finally I actually stuck some money in her purse and tossed her stuff in the hallway. When she reached to get it I closed the door.

Now she is in the hallway at the JW naked and beating / kicking on my door screaming at the top of her lungs. Twenty minutes later, still wandering the halls naked, security comes and tries to get her dressed. She is kicking and punching the two guards. I open the door and have a very pleasant conversation with one of the guards. I explained she had too much to drink and was out of control. I asked him to put her in a taxi and send her home. No need for the police.

Forty-five minutes later the security calls my room (0800) and tells me everything is ok. If I need any future assistance, don’t hesitate to call. What service.

At 1500 the phone rings.

Miss Pouty is all cheerful and asks why she didn’t stay the full night with me. She then asks if I am still coming over for a meal. I delicately explain why I can’t make it and hang up.

So now I am off to Crete to be a good boy. Yeah right. See that thread if you are not sleeping yet.

PS: On my way back through in a month, who do you think I will call first?

EU

[QUOTE=Big Bob II]Of course, I forgot all about GITEX.[/QUOTE]Actually, the biggest problem I've found during GITEX, outside of the increased traffic around the venues, is the lack of taxi's. Truthfully.

Example: anytime, outside Lamcy Plaza (one of MANY malls here, but an older, smaller one), there will be a line of taxi's waiting. During GITEX: there's a line of people waiting for the occasional taxi.

Only trouble I've ever had during Gitex is when ExpatCat walked out with a wg I'd been eyeing for ages ;) Next to his dapper self, I looked like the peon, and didn't get a 2nd look.

[QUOTE=Piper1]
(BTW Kapitan - she's a regular at one of your favorite haunts - Waxy's Friday brunches. I never drink daytime, but maybe I should start). ;)[/QUOTE]

Well the least you can do is post a picture! I'm away in Kz till next week. Working hard in every way and will compile a local report when time allows - moving around a lot at the moment.

Keep your ends up!

Hi EU - always an interesting report. I think I know that girl. ;) Since getting a glass smashed on my head by a very drunk CIS girl last month, I promised never to take a drunk girl home again. I broke my promise last night, but I'd had a few too many also, and she was hot hot hot (first time I've ever paid 1000).

Luckily she didn't go crazy, because this morning when she was sober I found that she probably is crazy (and wealthy! I want my money back!!!) She says she hooks for fun - why not get paid for one-night stands. I'll write a report on her (from Alamo), and a report on Aussie Legends Bar, tomorrow. It's been a long work day on very little sleep!

Kap - I haven't taken any pics of Goldie - the cam-phone wouldn't do her justice. Maybe when I get back to Dubai in a couple of weeks. No more mongering for me until I fly into BKK on Friday.

Dropped into Alamo last night for a quiet drink which turned into a night of drunken debauchery.

Met a tall and strongly built, young beautiful brunette. Shaking her ass to the music from when I arrived about 10pm. She was already a bit drunk. We got talking, dancing and I tried to establish if she was a WG. After a few more rounds of drinks, I just asked her. She said "sometimes". I asked how much, and she said 1000. I wanted her badly, but that was too much. I offered 700. She said "This is not a souq!" (market), put on an "offended" look, and walked away. I let her go.

But after a couple more drinks, I tried again. Same reaction, so dammit, I agreed to 1000. I was rum-charged and she was champagne-drenched (and sweat drenched from all the dancing). Back home, straight into a shower with lots of aggressive deep French kissing - she nearly ate me alive. Then drunken wild sex all night long. Everything including anal. We watched in the full-length wall mirror, which seemed to get her going even more. I realized how late it was when I heard my flatmate downstairs getting ready for work at 6am. Fuck! I had to give a one-hour presentation in the afternoon, and was still half-drunk and completely shagged out.

After a third round (not bragging - I was surprised myself, but she was very aggressive in bed), we went to sleep, woke at midday, she gave me a BBBJ and finished me cowgirl as I lay there already shagged-out. Then we got ready to leave and got a cab back to Alamo to collect our cars. She drives a nicer car than mine!

On the way she didn't stop talking and laughing. Told me how her father is a wealthy businessman in her home country who has a business in Dubai under her name. Her job is to collect the money regularly. She says she owns a house in the Springs, and rents an apartment in Dubai. Not sure if she was telling the truth, but no need for her to BS after the event.

She wouldn't tell me where she's from, saying "It doesn't matter", but I'm guessing Romania by the accent. She (and I) nearly had a physical fight with a pissed pudgy pink pom when he insulted her on the way out of the club, and called her a Russian b*tch. She didn't like being called Russian. I had to restrain her, while Pom's mates restrained him. Then he started on me. I led Alamo girl quickly to a cab and off to the boudoir.

[QUOTE=Piper1]Dropped into Alamo last night for a quiet drink which turned into a night of drunken debauchery..[/QUOTE]I love it when that happens. Next time you should get her to pay you by the sounds of it!

Now there's a thought..

[b]Jockey's, Monday, 8:45 - 9:30[/b]
Missed the [i]floor show[/i], but heard about it from Sporadic. Soon after I arrived, so did BarCrawler. DJ playing some nice tunes - 60's, 70's rock. Not crowded, not sparse. Seemingly unfavorable M/F ratio, but I'm guessing number of males there to drink, nothing else. Not too many appealing in the CIS dept; Miss Kirgie Ponytail not around. Some decent PRC's - Sporadic snagged the number of one of the better looking ones. No real stunners, but several acceptable for mid-week ST relief. However, we had other plans...

[b]Imperial, Monday, 9:45 - 10:30[/b]
I was frankly surprised at how empty Imperial was. Even the PRC count was down. The whole [i]central area[/i] in the main bar was empty. Granted, it was early, and midweek, but still... Quickly achieved 1 objective: got Miss Burberry's number. Seems she's friends with a girl I used to pull; I [u]think[/u] I got a good recommendation; well, at least I got an introduction. Future use, for sure. Several [i]almost[/i] CR PRC's marketing BC and Sporadic; I seemed to be semi-tranparent. Reason became apparent with the arrival of Miss F - they were her friends. Miss F VERY interested if BC and/or Sporadic required [i]company[/i] ; "I have a lot of friends." That night, due to all of us having early work responsibilities, all passed.

One stunningly attired (rather lack of) Turk dancing by the entrance - LONG legs in SHORT skirt. Sporadic mentioned that I did NOT want to know her... mean disposition, controlled.

Number of familiar faces missing. Still sparse when we left; the PRC entrance gauntlet had not (yet) formed, the area in the center completely devoid of people. I sms'd 1 missing face; she [u]claimed[/u] to be not working due to LE fears. Either that, or she already had a gig... But seemed, to me anyway, numbers way down, early on anyway.

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Tuesday afternoon received an sms from Miss T; no problems pre-booking Thursday. Seems a number of girls looking to avoid the LE risk of bar exposure. But that was for Thursday; the little man downstairs letting me know it was only Tuesday. Well I (we) had a plan. Given what I'd seen on my last couple of visits, it would be: Rattlesnake, EARLY. Get there early, pull early, finish at a reasonable hour. Well, that was the PLAN.

[b]Rattlesnake, Tuesday, 9:00 - 11:00[/b]
Yes, so much for the plan... my 15 minutes of 'Snake did not happen. Arriving early, nice to see no "have-not's" waiting outside. Inside, maybe 2 girls. OK, was early. I was hoping that either 1 of 2 possible [u]well-endowed[/u] targets would make an early appearance. Previous visits, they'd been there when I'd arrived pre 9:30. Of course, tonight... no shows. More girls arriving, trickling in, mainly PRC's, couple of africans, couple of CIS. Same trickling in of punters.

[b]Primary/Secondary targets[/b]: My 2nd choice did appear; at least I think it was her. However, she was not wearing the same sexy outfit. In jeans, [u]so[/u] common, not enticing enough to induce a move from me, and hard to ID from afar. Quickly became a moot point: within 10 minutes of arriving, her mobile rang, she answered, face broke into a smile, and she was out the door. Oh well, she was the [u]2nd[/u] choice anyway.

Almost 10:00, no sign of Miss Sideshow. Stepped outside and sms'd her. Turning around, sorry to see 5, 6 PRC "have nots" outside, one frantically waving at me. Stepped closer, girl I'd often see either at the 'Snake or Seaview, Miss SS. Would I escort her inside? No problem, in we went. She was commenting on how hot it was outside, how stupid it was they could not go in. Inside, bar NOT that crowded. She stayed close, marketing, but she was not in the game plan [u]for tonight[/u]. My mobile rang; missed call from Sideshow. Discussing Ramadan with Miss SS; it would be her first. She had me LOL with her comments on my description: "no eat, drink, smoke during day, 1 MONTH? No make love, not even with wife, 1 MONTH? This CRAZY country". Finishing my drink, I bade goodnight to Miss SS. She moved to the bar to [b]BUY[/b] a drink; the bar would make income DIRECTLY from her, let alone all the punters who came for the wg's. She definitely attractive, and is a draw.

10:30, in the car. Question is, which way do I go? Return Sideshow's call; she's at home. Where's that? She tells me, no problem, I know where it is, 10 minutes away. Would I like to come (pun intended) over? NOW, that all depends... last time, in the 'Snake, big discrepancy between what each of us felt was fair for ST. Now... could play the away game, but did I really want to give up the home court advantage? But first things first. How much for ST? 500? Now, like I posted before, I would like to see inside that sideshow tent, but I also recognize a rube quote. Nice talking to you; turn the car towards the back exit, and home.

[b]Targets of Opportunity[/b]: But wait; man downstairs banging on ceiling. Home alone not in the cards. Stop car; reverse back into parking space. Out of car, back to the 'Snake. Miss SS, like I say, attractive...

Pass 2 PRC's on the edge of the parking lot. Waiting for a taxi? No, asked to be an escort. Explain I already have a girl inside (well, certainly someone will qualify...)

[b]Friend in Need[/b]: entering the patio area, I catch up to Miss Cyclone; at least I think I used to see her there. She grabs my arm, starts a conversation, just happening to verify my thoughts: "I've seen you around for a long time; Cyclone, Rattlesnake... How are you, what have you been doing, where's your girl friend, why you never talk to me [well, maybe because I don't appear on your radar... obviously I'm off the LOW end of your potential client spectrum ],...... [and now the crux of the matter:], you take me inside?"

Old cliche: a friend in need is a friend indeed. NORMALLY, I'm really put off by this, would remove her hand from my arm, and walk on. I know I'm just a [u]disposable[/u] ticket, thrown away once inside. But the only thing I find more disgusting is the non-admittance policy of the 'Snake. The band is NOT that great; that's not the attraction for me, or, I'd venture to say, most customers. As we approach the entrance, Mr. Security starts wagging his finger "no"; Miss Cyclone clenches my arm. Now I know, without even looking over my shoulder, he 'must' be [i]referring[/i] to someone behind me, because I WILL enter, along WITH my guest. Another PRC, stuck at the door, being told she cannot enter, money or not. She's asking a very reasonable question, "Why?" We blow right by security, not even stopping, bringing another cliche to life: he who hesitates is lost.

Inside, Miss Cyclone asks me to stay with her for awhile, in case security tries to [i]deport[/i] her immediately. No problem; I take the opportunity to get her name and mobile. Certainly rates too high now, but during Ramadan... perhaps a late afternoon to check her tan lines... Like I say, she could easily work Cyclone, not exactly an a-lister, but not merely chorus material either; the stand-in for the leading lady. I cut her loose; IMMEDIATELY, another punter is engaged in conversation with her. Why Snake would bar someone of her caliber is beyond me. I return to Miss SS.

She seems a bit surprised to see me, and that I've returned to her after having just been seen walking in with Miss Cyclone. Given the hour, I cut to the chase: how much for ST? She gives me the "you've been here for a long time; you know." (Yea, I thought I did with Sideshow too...) Ask again, same response. Oh well, 0 for 3; sometimes you just can't get a pitch you like. Too late anyway, way past the Plan's time-line. I try 1 last time; she comes in with a reasonable 300; fine; not worth my time to bargain. Off we go. On leaving, there is a [b]striking[/b] CIS blonde in a pony-tail and dress; you knows she's attractive if [b]MY[/b] head turns for a 2nd look.

Arriving home, my mobile starts buzzing. Sorry, Miss Sideshow, in an FR full of cliches, one more: that ship has sailed. Miss SS fun; lot different than what was planned (her cleavage enhanced by bra engineering rather than natural) ; and by mutual, unstated agreement, it will be rather rushed. She wants to get back for a possible double-header; I want to get SOME sleep. Certainly not the 9-11 pull I'd envisioned. But it works for both of us. Good enough that I agree to not only take her back to the 'Snake, but, once again, escort her inside. At 1am, 'Snake LOT more crowded; some familiar faces floating around. She quickly loses herself in the crowd; I'm back outside; to hell with what security thinks. 3 1/2 hours later, the alarm rings. Well, the PLAN was good... and the weekend will be here shortly.

[b]'Snake[/b]: early on, pretty sparse, but some targets of opportunity around. Later on, less favorable M/F ratio, more crowded, difficult to see exactly WHO is around. But certainly several to pull, including a very tall -stani at the entrance who gives me a nice smile as I leave (hopefully not for that reason). It's not Imperial, but, it's also close, and sometimes, good enough.

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Miss SS was saying that the Seaview's bass player has returned, now sitting down to play while she fully recovers. Hope to confirm that tonight.

[QUOTE=Eu Contractor]After we finish we drink the rest of the bottle and things begin to get out of hand. ... This crazy woman is the meanest drunk I’ve met in years. She was punching, kicking, biting and then things turned bad. My hotel room is in shambles, bottles being thrown, shit broken everywhere, not good. [/QUOTE]And people wonder why I'm an asian studies major... post coital activities are a fair to GREAT massage, followed by round 2. I like passion, not mental illness.

[QUOTE=Eu Contractor]
Back to the hotel where my trusty bottle of tequila lives and we have a few drinks, chit chat and catch up.

After we drink maybe ¾ of the bottle we make our way to the bed. She is really feisty at this point and getting a bit rough (I don’t actually mind this).

After we finish we drink the rest of the bottle and things begin to get out of hand.

Warning: Never let a Russian woman drink to much tequila.

EU[/QUOTE]
EU

Time before a lady drank lots of tequila with you she shagged your brains out and left you gasping for more (me too as well I may add!) :)

Perhaps you you stick with slim and tight Filipinas next time - by the way Miss N apologises for not being around, but then the FR would not be feisty ;)

See you soon

WR

[QUOTE=Piper1]
Same reaction, so dammit, I agreed to 1000. I was rum-charged and she was champagne-drenched (and sweat drenched from all the dancing).

After a third round [/QUOTE]
Piper

Dhms 1000! It must have been an awful lot of rum and champagne, you know you are letting the side down with those prices! But you did have fun.....

Third round? Must be those Royal Jelly & Gingseng tablets you got while mongering here, must tell the lady pharmacist, she can use that story for a marketing ploy!

Be bad in BKK, EU liked Giottos a lot, I must get there soon methinks, must try Thai pussy, be a change from Filipina. As 11B says rightly, its safer being an Asian studies major (and cheaper ;))

Will PM you my friend

WR

PS MK - nice to hear from you, make sure the SMS bank is clear as you can't blame me for indiscretions where you are now ;)

WR

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Miss SS was saying that the Seaview's bass player has returned, now sitting down to play while she fully recovers. [/QUOTE]How pretentious, quoting myself, but couldn't resist. Turns out I was misinformed - the bass player uses a stool to lean against. Certainly not 100%, far from it, but, still... just raises the band up so much with her there.

[b]Seaview, Wednesday, 9:30 - 11:00[/b]

As usual, some usual faces, some returning faces (back from visiting home), some missing faces (of course the ones I had remembered to bring the photos for), and a couple of new faces. One number collected - cute face, admired the outfit. A dress does add extra points.

Certainly lesser numbers than the 'Snake, but as usual, there were 4, 5 PRC's I would have had no problem walking out with. Few africans, only saw 1 -stani, few CIS (but they don't register with me). All in all, a good time.

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]Piper

Dhms 1000! It must have been an awful lot of rum and champagne, you know you are letting the side down with those prices! But you did have fun.....

Third round? Must be those Royal Jelly & Gingseng tablets you got while mongering here, must tell the lady pharmacist, she can use that story for a marketing ploy!

Be bad in BKK, EU liked Giottos a lot, I must get there soon methinks, must try Thai pussy, be a change from Filipina. As 11B says rightly, its safer being an Asian studies major (and cheaper ;))

Will PM you my friend

WR

PS MK - nice to hear from you, make sure the SMS bank is clear as you can't blame me for indiscretions where you are now ;)

WR[/QUOTE]WR - Alamo Girl was worth it, even if she didn't need the money (she was seriously on heat - lucky guy when that happens).

Unfortunately tonight's voluptuous African girl wasn't worth it. 600DH + 40 taxi. Great body (actually, perfect for my tastes), cute face, great time dancing together at Rattlesnake (very GFE). She was a bit pissed-off that I was chatting too much with Sisi (who looked very sad - I think she had some problems today, but wouldn't admit to it).

Got home with Miss Voluptuous, good massage, good sex, but I got cranky when she insisted on extra money for a second round. She said I was making her work too hard. Work!? I tried to explain long-term business strategy (i.e., be nice and I will ask you home again), but she didn't quite get it, and kept scratching for a few more dirhams. I got up, called a taxi for her and wished her good luck. She wished me good luck back. Somehow, I don't think she meant it.

Looking forward to BKK tomorrow, hopefully with Island Girl - I just realized that what I like about her is not only her looks, but her wildness in bed and her serenity out of bed.

You might have paid 1000d, but you had a wicked do. Id rather pay 1000d, for a good gf do rather than pay 500 for 2 shit average do's. Where is alamo (the marine hotel)??. Im back in dubai in november staying at the one and only royal mirage, does any1 know if there is any wg's in any of there bars/ clubs. Looks like rattlesanake has become a bit of an institution these days. Has any1 had 2 twin sisters from ukraine, lots of fun, ask for a thousand each (cyclone girls) highly recommend Lola and catrina.