Pattaya Reports

my phi fwb and i are arriving into pattaya in 6 days. we have an action packed week planned and are looking for joiners male and female. she has certain [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] and 2 men fantasies and i am cool with that and i of course like most things. pm me and we can meet for a beer and if she says go your in, bring a date! the more the merrier!

i am 50 and in good shape she is 30 and as fuckable as can be with a very open mind!

we look forward to meet like minded folks fr entertainment purposes.

pp.

[QUOTE=KoperenKarel;1611496]Looks like mr enternational has a tiny bit of antisemitism in him as well as ignorance. He seems to be unaware that it is also a muslim tradition and that it is not unknown in western countries either. I'm Dutch and circumcised.

Regards,

Ko.[/QUOTE]In no way shape or form is this comment racial. It is his opinion, I also had no idea what religions or cultures deemed circumcision a requirement. I would have shared his opinion because I learned from the Simpsons that Jewish people are prone to this.

Keep your racist shit off this board please.

Fucking has no religion.

PP.

[QUOTE=Nixonbd;1612790]I read that it's best to not bother BF'ing a girl to take to the beach; that girls are plentyful there. Any thoughts on this? We arrive on Saturday. Cheers.[/QUOTE]Who told you this nonsense? Jomtien is a nice beach, but mainly a family beach with lots of Russian or Ukrainian families spending some quality time there. Of course you can try your luck with the Russian or Ukrainian chicks but their husbands / boyfriends may not be very happy with this and many of them are stoutly built and are seemingly devoid of humour.

[QUOTE=Pinaypounder;1613129]In no way shape or form is this comment racial. It is his opinion, I also had no idea what religions or cultures deemed circumcision a requirement. I would have shared his opinion because I learned from the Simpsons that Jewish people are prone to this.
[/QUOTE]OMB, is this what US education has come to? The Simpsoms as the fountain of knowledge?

[QUOTE=Bunky;1613038]Cheap Eats:

Breakfast buffet at the Lek Hotel or the Apex Hotel, at roughly 150 baht. You won't find haute cuisine at either place, but you will be able to chow down on a wide variety of food, both western and Thai. The dining area at the Lek Hotel is a little more exposed to the elements, so it's nice during the temperate months and you can eat poolside. The dining room at the Apex Hotel is a little more enclosed (although there is a poolside section) so it's better when it's raining. For those of you who might like to get a little work done, the Apex Hotel has free wi-fi (which can be a bit fiddly).

The night market, west side of Soi Buakaow, opposite Soi 21. This is entirely Thai food, sold from hawker stalls. You eat under a tent at long communal tables. The fare here is basic and hearty and incredibly cheap. You really have to work to spend 200 baht. I like the charcoal grilled whole fish with a salt crust. If you'd like beer, there is a 7-11 across the street...[/QUOTE]Thank you kindly sir. I am hungry already.

J.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1613158]OMB, is this what US education has come to? The Simpsoms as the fountain of knowledge?[/QUOTE]If I were American I would probably take this as some kind of antisemitism.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1613156]Who told you this nonsense? Jomtien is a nice beach, but mainly a family beach with lots of Russian or Ukrainian families spending some quality time there. Of course you can try your luck with the Russian or Ukrainian chicks but their husbands / boyfriends may not be very happy with this and many of them are stoutly built and are seemingly devoid of humour.[/QUOTE]Hmmmm, ok. Is there a better beach to go to that Pattaya Beach? I heard Jomtien was the best beach in the area. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Nixonbd;1613189]Hmmmm, ok. Is there a better beach to go to that Pattaya Beach? I heard Jomtien was the best beach in the area. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Go to the end of Bali Hai pier, which is at the end of Walking Street and take the ferry 45 minutes to Koh Larn (Coral Island) for 30 baht. When you get there hop on a motorbike taxi and have him take you 7 minutes to Samae Beach for 50 baht. That is the best beach in the area (for now, because they are in the process of building boat docks right on the beach to fuck it all up.) Have the motorbike taxi return for you at 5 pm. The last boat back to Pattaya is at 6 pm. BYOB. Bring Your Own Broad.

[QUOTE=JackOfSpades]Thank you kindly sir. I am hungry already.[/QUOTE]One more suggestion for Mr. Spades.

Pattaya has numerous seafood restaurants that all use the same concept. The diner chooses raw seafood for a massive display. They have all manner of shellfish on ice. They have live lobsters. They have live fish swimming in tanks. Unlike in other restaurants where the diner chooses a certain dish, in these places the diner chooses the actual main ingredient, which is priced according to weight. After the staff weighs the main ingredient, the diner chooses the manner of preparation and any side dishes he desires. So if the choice is prawns, for example, there umpty-eleven ways to have it prepared.

There are several of these seafood restaurants on the west side of Walking Street, some of them quite lavish. As you stroll by you can look at the amazing variety of seafood on display. The dining areas usually overlook the water. These restaurants do a good job, but they cater to tourists and they are rather expensive. You can easily spend 2000 baht per diner (especially if you let a hungry Thai girl do the ordering). For some of you Two Week Millionaires money is no object. So if you're looking to splash out, these restaurants are a good way to do it.

If you'd like the same food at much lower prices, you have several alternatives. On Soi 15, just east of Walking Street, there are a couple hawker stalls that operate on the same system. One on the north side of the street that's a little larger with its own dining area, and one on the south side that uses the communal tables. The seafood selection isn't as vast as the nearby palaces, but it's adequate. And you'll save serious money. My only complaint is that there is limited seating and sometimes at busy times you have to wait.

You can solve that problem by continuing south on Walking Street to Soi Marine. It's down at the south end, nearl the Maine Disco. (Naturally.) Go east on Soi Marine for about 50 meters and you'll come to a little open air plaza. There are two choose-which-fish-dies restaurants there. I can recommend the larger one, which has a large kitchen, big signage and a big open air dining area. They have an excellent selection of seafood there, prepared a zillion different ways, for prices that are way cheaper than the fancy competitors up the street. They sell beer, but I've never been hassled for bringing my own from the 7-11.

Finally, there are other restaurants using this concept elsewhere in town. There is a rather large place on the west side of Second Road, somewhere in the vicinity of Central Pattaya Road. I've never dined there, but it looks popular with the locals.

Bon appetit!

Bunky

What do the girls waiting along beach road do when it rains, especially in the rainy season when it comes down more frequently?

[QUOTE=Bunky;1613427]One more suggestion for Mr. Spades.

Pattaya has numerous seafood restaurants that all use the same concept. The diner chooses raw seafood for a massive display. They have all manner of shellfish on ice. They have live lobsters. They have live fish swimming in tanks. Unlike in other restaurants where the diner chooses a certain dish, in these places the diner chooses the actual main ingredient, which is priced according to weight. After the staff weighs the main ingredient, the diner chooses the manner of preparation and any side dishes he desires. So if the choice is prawns, for example, there umpty-eleven ways to have it prepared.

There are several of these seafood restaurants on the west side of Walking Street, some of them quite lavish. As you stroll by you can look at the amazing variety of seafood on display. The dining areas usually overlook the water. These restaurants do a good job, but they cater to tourists and they are rather expensive. You can easily spend 2000 baht per diner (especially if you let a hungry Thai girl do the ordering). For some of you Two Week Millionaires money is no object. So if you're looking to splash out, these restaurants are a good way to do it...[/QUOTE]Some very good information, and I like to have options if my budget allows for splashing out, or if my budget demands I slow things down.

If you are anywhere near Pattaya in November, I owe you at least a beer.

Muchas gracias,

JOS

[QUOTE=Tiger888;1613188]If I were American I would probably take this as some kind of antisemitism.[/QUOTE]Not an American!

PP.

[QUOTE=Breadman;1613535]What do the girls waiting along beach road do when it rains, especially in the rainy season when it comes down more frequently?[/QUOTE]They run across the street and get under the shelter of the buildings that are there.

dearest colleagues!

just sitting down to write the trip report from my last trip: aug 11-24. sorry for the delay. i did to have much time to write during the trip as it was more of a working vacation. work in the day (afternoon really. after my lady for the night left) and mongering at night. all in all it was a great trip. maybe not as wild as my trip in may (see reports) but very satisfying. though it was super low season the scene was pretty good. plenty of girls on ws and in the gogos. contrary to some reports red car (my favored hunting ground) was lively (after 12:30 am). as was i-bar (a new favorite). the overall quality of girls may have been down just a tad from may, but this could just be my impression. i still managed to hook up with some very cute girls including one sexy stunner that i haven't been able to get off my mind since i left.

i arrived in bkk from moscow 7 am monday morning. the taxi waiting for me (thanks mr virach!) 1100 baht to pattaya (actually jomtien). it was a holiday weekend so traffic was just terrible. it took over 2 hours to get to the condo where i normally stay, view talay 5 see. it was nice to see the friendly face of my landlady who takes good care of me and makes me feel right at home. even though i was super late getting in form the airport she had nothing but a big smile for me and was nice enough to accept payment in us dollars, not making me go change money right away.

i enjoy the staff and facilities at vt5 immensely and i had a great time there as always. but i am thinking of changing venues next time just to mix things up. i do prefer the peace and quiet here to the craziness of pattaya. but there no cute girls here at all. these are the kind of bar beer fugglies that bronzeman and others have been complaining about. and the beach, though nicer and cleaner than pattaya beach, really is not all that appealing. for my next trip i will try to relocate closer to the action. maybe a condo in north pattaya, in that area where honey 2 is located. it seemed a bit more quiet, but there were bars there that had some cute girls. plus this would open the opportunity for an easy quickie in the afternoon form br girls. which i kind of found myself jonesing for on occasion but with no relief in sight in jomtien.

not having slept on the plane (full of loud obnoxious russians) i was completely exhausted and decided to skip my ambitious initial plans to go for a soapy and just crash for a few hours. i awoke around 6 pm, took a cold shower to relieve my boner, did a bit of work for a few hours (this was a working vacation after all), changed some money (i found a good rate of around 31.8 to the $us at the exchange place right next to the 7-11 on thaprayya rd), did some shopping for essentials at foodland, and then headed off to crystals at soi lk metro to see if i could find the leggy waitress that had been running through my mind since last trip (see foto). we had been getting into it pretty hot and heavy (making out and her stroking my cock through my pants) last trip, but i had failed to take her. a big regret which i hoped to rectify my first night out.

i got to crystal around 9. 30 or so but the waitress was nowhere to be found. i settled in for a beer and took in the sights. the place was not very busy with maybe 10 or so customers and about a dozen girls. the lineup was not bad at all, with a few that were very bar fine worthy. i settled in to relax but was constantly getting pestered by a chubby and unattractive waitress who wanted me to buy her drinks and invite a girl form the stage for a drink. i showed her a picture of my target and she informed me her name was nok (i think, i may have it wrong) and that she will worked at the bar and would be in tomorrow for sure. (good news!) i decided to stay for one more and invited one of the dancers that caught my eye for a drink. tall, slim, with her makeup done up japanese manga style. small perky boobs with rosy nipples. very pretty indeed.

she wasn't wearing a number tag, but when she came over i noticed her hair was actually died blue, accentuating the manga look, i guess. we got into the usual chit chat as i stroked her arms and legs. though she was friendly there was none of the wild groping or petting that i remembered from my last visit to crystals, when i had "nok" the waitress and one of the dancers both making out with me and stroking me at the same time. looking around the room i noticed that there was not much action going on with the dancers that were sitting with the customers either. maybe the "rules" were being more strictly enforced these days?

still this girl was very hot and i was looking for a nice easy lay to break my trip cherry. we talked about bf, and she said it was 1 k and 3 k for her lt. i ordered her a second drink but she had to get up to dance, promising to come back after she was done, the drink on the table waiting for her.

but when her set was over she disappeared to the back of the room to sit with her friends. wtf! i was pretty pissed and thought about just up an leaving right there. the chubby (annoying waitress) saw my predicament and went to get ms. blue. she came back and was very apologetic, so i cozied up next to her and resumed my sweet talking and stroking. but chubbs now felt entitled an pestered me for an ld to reward her efforts. stupidly i complied and now she was also sitting next to us, squeezed up to me and ruining my game with the blue haired dancer. i was pretty damned annoyed and decided to call it a night after finishing my drink. plus i was still determined to come back and check out nok, who had really been into me last time, and i didn't want to screw up my chances with her by bf one of her co-workers (silly but these girls can get very touch and possessive about). blue hair was miffed saying i had promised to bf. i apologized saying i had just gotten in to town and was very tired and perhaps i would bf her tomorrow.

i was a little put off by the entire scene at crystals. the girls were very pushy for drinks and did not seem to really offer much in the way of affection or sexual favors in return. i really wanted to start off with a nice gfe to set a good tone for the rest of the trip. also i had just broken up a long distance relationship and i guess i was hungry for some affection and the emotional illusion these gfe can offer. crystal's just was not up to the task that night and i decided to move on.

i remember a guy i met while scuba diving in may mentioning that destiny was fun so i stumbled over there. i hadn't had any dinner and after a few beers at crystal and a warm up drink at home i was feeling a bit tipsy. it was about 11:30 at this point. the place is smaller than crystal, and though it probably had the same number of girls and guests it felt a lot more lively. the girls on stage were also much more into sexy dancing and put out a bigger effort to attract customers, though they weren't as hot as the crystal crew. i eventually settled into a booth right in front of the stage and soon had two girls sitting beside me. will you buy us lds? sure why not! i was getting a bit loose at this point with my money. the girls were cute but nothing to write home about. but they rewarded my lds with plenty of affection, kissing my neck and rubbing my thighs and chest.

just then i spotted a very sexy girl on stage. she caught my eye because her face looked a bit more korean than thai (see pic 2) and we locked eyes for a moment and i smiled and gave her a wink. the song ended and she shuffled over to the other side of the stage and was replaced with a girl that did not appeal to me, so i returned my attention to the girls sitting next to me. after a few minutes the korean looking girl from on stage plopped right on my lap. surprise! without exchanging even a sentence we began making out. soon we were heavy petting and i even had my hands between her legs, rubbing her pussy through her panties. now this was more like it! she had a nice petite and firm little body. a real spinner. she must have weighed less than 90 lbs. i could swing her around my lap as if she was a rag doll. after a few minutes of making out we took a break and i bought her an ld and another beer for myself. we exchanged names, though it was difficult for me to hear her name over the music (i still don't know it -- it sounded something like noi but was a bit different). between kissing and groping we made small talk. she told me she thought i was handsome and could see that many ladies liked me (i know it was bs, but still nice to hear). i told her i wanted to bf her and we agreed on 800 bf and 3 k for her lt.

i needed to get some food in me so we went to the little open air thai diner on soi lk metro, around the block from the soi and next door to the lk renaissance hotel. delicious pad se ew for me and duck noodles for her. very tasty. and, of course, more beer! a very good band played at the bar next door and we enjoyed their music and chit chatted as we ate. she told me she thought i was very sexy and that i had pretty eyes and that she was happy i bfed her. after dinner we went to the bar next door for another drink and to listen to the excellent band. i was having a ball. happy to be surrounded by happy thai people and with a sexy little thing in my arms clinging to me. we danced and kissed some more, her saying i was the best kisser she had ever had and that it was making her horny. check please! we got a moto taxi and in 10 minutes we were back in the condo.

we started going at it the minute we got into the room. great bj followed by very good sex. she was into it and came soon after i slid into her tight little pussy in mish. we went through the whole gamut of positions. i was pretty drunk so it took me a while to cum but she must have cum at least 2 or 3 times. i finally came pounding into her doggy style as i watched her pretty little face writhing in pleasure in the mirror by the bed. we cuddled and she complimented me on being a good lover, saying that she did not want to fall for me. i told her to slow down and let's just take it as it comes.

all this cuddling and intimate sweet talk was making me horny. we went into round two with me slipping on a condom and just sliding right on top of her. this time the sex was much more tender, a lot of kissing and cuddling as i moved in and out of her slowly. i could feel her come again as i pushed deep into her and she clawed my back with her nails. i pulled out of her and lay on my back and pulled off the condom. she immediately started giving me head until i exploded into her pretty little mouth. she of course ran off to the bathroom right away, to spit out my sperm, like a good thai girl. but she came right back and we cuddled some more.

it was almost 4. 30 am now. she told me she had to get up very early (6 am) as her and her friends were going to koh larn in the morning and did i want to join them. i told her i was just too wiped out after the trip and our lovemaking. i guess she really wanted me to go with her, saying that we could sleep and the beach. i set the alarm for her and we dozed off, holding to each other tight.

the alarm woke us up rudely at 6. i was hoping i could entice her to stay and doze with me for a while and eventually go for round three, but she was determined to go with her friends (i think that they had planned the koh larn trip much earlier as it coincided with the queen's birthday (thai mother's day)). she pleaded me to come with her, but i was just too damned pooped. i wish i had had the energy as it would have been really fun to hang with some thai girls on the beach. not something you see every day. i got her number (though i was too embarrassed to ask he her name, having forgotten it from the night before) and after a long and deep kiss she was on her way.

things had not worked out the way i planned (the best laid plans of mice and men.) but this was a great start to the trip and i went back to bed satisfied and happy to be back in pattaya beach.

in the next episode uncle v continues his search for the leggy waitress and random women keep throwing themselves at him!

stay horny my friends.

uncle v.

p.s. : pics of the girls are from the gogos websites as i did not have a chance to take pics of either girl.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1614186]Dearest Colleagues!

Jus
In the next episode Uncle V continues his search for the leggy waitress and random women keep throwing themselves at him!

Stay horny my friends.

Uncle V.

P.S. : Pics of the girls are from the Gogos websites as I did not have a chance to take pics of either girl.[/QUOTE]Thank you for a very nice report. I look forward to read reports from the rest of your trip.