Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Manizales911; 1387810]This is about the best advise anyone will get from reading this forum. We all should read it, print a copy and tape it to the cover of our passports to be read every time we jump on a plane to the DR.

If a chica throws me a stupid price out of the gate I don't even try to get the price down, I just walk away. There may be exceptions to the rule but always revert back to the rule.[/QUOTE]I usually don't let girls, vendors or employees dictate to me what their cost or wages are going to be, they will get what I give them and if they don't like it they can head West. In case of chics I would offer how much I am giving for one pop, not ask them how much.

[QUOTE=Bravo;1387451]They have a big mansion in Florida and she went to private school as a teenager (25K a year for high school).[/QUOTE]Really? Florida is (or was?) only 25K for high school? In NE, it would be double that, for boarders.

[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1387820]I usually don't let girls, vendors or employees dictate to me what their cost or wages are going to be, they will get what I give them and if they don't like it they can head West. In case of chics I would offer how much I am giving for one pop, not ask them how much.[/QUOTE]Yes, you know it and the pros here know it but this is one damn question that keep coming up, either because people are newbies or they would much rather get spoon-fed than read. Until people figure out that it is a buyers' market out there, this question is going to go in loop always.

My friends, didn't bother me so early (they probably slept in after their dates) , I was wrong, they came knocking again, trying to "coach me out of my room" my boy told me "man get up breakfast will be over in 15 minutes" this ain't a trick, to let me have it", I was hungry, and that french, toast, scrambled eggs, sausage and toast sounded to good to pass up. Okay I told my homie but, before I come out, I got "hostage taking negotiations" my first demands" nobody even smirk, or laugh, or ask me anything, about what happened, and how I fell on my ass, and layed there in the street, in front of Dlatins, in front of a hundred of other parked motoconchos. My boy "assured" me, no one would mention, or asked me about it. (I knew he was lying) I could hear the laughter in his voice as he said (word is bond.) and they have to chip in on my conquest that night.

My homie agreed to the stipulations, but I knew, they were "fulla shit" because if it were them, and I saw their big assess laying on Pedro Clisante, I'm ROTFLMAO. I'm letting them have it," both barrells" lmao. So I get dressed, and opened the door slowly,"not one word, or so help me, I'm going back to sleep, (I really wasn't because my big ass, was hungry) remember I got a "weight problem" can't "wait"to eat, we get to the table.

And my eastcoast homies, tries to hide their smirks, nobody made eye contact, and there was a."uncomfortable silence". So we ate, nobody said a word, okay you punks let's get it oveor with, you sissys saw me "fall of that bullshit motoconcho" the table immediately erupted in uncontrollable laughter. It went on I kid you not for at least 5 minutes.

I explained to them, I knew this young kid, with braids and beads in his hair, I watched him grow up. He kept begging me, for hundred pesos" I, normally don't give shit to no one cause I'm "reel cheep.". Lol. But I liked him, I've known him several trips and watched him grow, over the years, me being a "cheep bastard" (I know its cheap bastard). Anyways he said he had a moto, me figuring I gave him a hundred pesos earlier, I could at least get something in return, cause I'm a "reel cheep bastard" lol. So I had this diabolical plan, to get a ride to new gardens via motoconcho. I never ride them things. Those riders are maniacs. So we loaded up, the driver, my fine ass date, then my big ass.

Well that young SOB, revved that shit "full rpms" then popped the clutch, causing the concho to "wheelie" and my unscheduled back fender landing and no I didn't "stick the landing". Lol, the rest is."painful history", my little homie spoke perfect english, (maybe he can give me english lessons.) lol, he said the moto, wouldn't move so, he had to gun it. Lmao!

So thats what happened, but I told them, my fine ass date, gave me an amazing blow job, that "numbed" the pain instantly, shit her blow job, was equivalent to "muscle relaxers and vicodin" I instantly felt better. And I had a good buzz. Lmao! We laughed, and I heard about what they did, at Dlatins, then they went to after one" which I loved, cause its the only place resembling a "dance club"and about 12 of us in our group, all us brothers looked ". Forward to dancing" and mingling and '."drinking" except my square ass, I have never drank a day in my life" (been drunk on nyquil by accident once) LMAO.

So, we planned our day, I had my "traditional 3 some" with my "world famous Naomi" (Manizales that's for you my brother) and her sexy sidekick Amelia, (of course I got video). Lol. Then, we had a afternoon trip to the "teleferico" stay tuned weight problem number 3). Went back to sleep, for a couple hours showered, got dressed then, splashed on some more aqua di gio (plug.) naomi and amelia arrived right on time as usual. Both wearing sexy outfits, we all 3 dfk, then into the shower they both went, I should've joined them but ky back [blue][Indecipherable Text deleted by Admin][/blue]

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[u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was originally written in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] and thus was edited to normal case text. Writing in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] in the internet equivalent of shouting and is thus is prohibited on this forum.

In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue]

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[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1387843][u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was edited or deleted because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted.[/blue][/QUOTE]Damn, LOL! Deep, you got to put the Presidente's down while typing bro, LOL!

[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1387820]I usually don't let girls, vendors or employees dictate to me what their cost or wages are going to be, they will get what I give them and if they don't like it they can head West. In case of chics I would offer how much I am giving for one pop, not ask them how much.[/QUOTE]Good plan also Hillbilly but you speak spanish, most of these mofo's don't, all they know is "cuanto?" if they even know that.

[QUOTE=SavePros321;1387860]Damn, LOL! Deep, you got to put the Presidente's down while typing bro, LOL![/QUOTE]Deep doesn't drink, it must be the head rushes from the handfuls of Viagra, LOL.

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1387843]So, we planned our day, I had my "traditional 3 some" with my "world famous Naomi" (Manizales that's for you my brother) and her sexy sidekick Amelia, (of course I got video). Lol. Then, we had a afternoon trip to the "teleferico" stay tuned weight problem number 3). Went back to sleep, for a couple hours showered, got dressed then, splashed on some more aqua di gio (plug.) naomi and amelia arrived right on time as usual. Both wearing sexy outfits, we all 3 dfk, then into the shower they both went, I should've joined them but ky back[/QUOTE]Damnit Deep now you gone done it to me, I neeeeed to get me some Naomiiiii.

Anybody have a current email address for New Garden? I'm using the one I have in the past, and on their web site, but not getting any response.

I posted this on the Sosua Hotel thread, and still cannot get a hold of them.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Manizales911;1387865]Good plan also Hillbilly but you speak spanish, most of these mofo's don't, all they know is "cuanto?" if they even know that.[/QUOTE]I ask them if they are free (esta libre) , what their name is, (even though I don't care) , how old, whether they have kids or not, if they do I usually pass, then I ask, Quieres ir conmigo? (do you want to go with me?) , then I will say depending where I am Colombia or the DR, in Colombia (ochenta mil pesos) 80k, or in the DR 1500 for an hour, I don't ask them how much.

[QUOTE=Charles Pooter; 1387753]I must be an idiot because it always is for me. I never negotiate.

If a chica quotes (say) 2500 for ST, then either she thinks she is worth it, or she knows she isn't but thinks I am a pendejo.

I am not interested in going with a chica who thinks I am not really paying her what she is worth. She will not be happy and relaxed with me.

Nor am I interested in going with a chica who thinks I am a pendejo. At least, not with one who makes it so obvious by quoting me a silly price and hoping I will fall for it.

If we do not both immediately and amicably agree a price, then I move on to the next. There are dozens to choose from. I like my sessions to be relaxed and friendly. They may be just business, but for a couple of hours I don't want it to feel that way.

I do retain some flexibility in that, if I have been very happy with her company and service and would consider taking her again, I might afterwards buy her a meal, minutes, or, better, provisions for home.

The other point is I never go near the hardcore putas who so many guys post about here. I don't want anything to do with them or their chulos, or with the police or security, or with the club owners. Not in Sosua, anyway. In Puerto Plata things are somewhat different because there is far less passing trade and it is a bit harder for the locals to get away with scams and rip-offs knowing they will be facing the same guys next week and next month. (Not that they don't try sometimes!)

So I am happy in my idiocy, Combo. It works for me.[/QUOTE]Actually, I take back my statement. Your strategy is makes a lot of sense.

[QUOTE=Bravo; 1387451]The owner of TL is an asshole, but thats because he can't stand having mongers in his place. From what I understand he has alot of money, so he could care less if his place stayed empty 365 days a year if mongers decided not to go there anymore. He owuld rather lose money than to have mongers in his hotel.

His daughter does have some great tits on her! She is fucking hot! I talked to her a couple of times. They have a big mansion in Florida and she went to private school as a teenager (25K a year for high school).[/QUOTE]Yes the owner of Terra Linda is a asshole, I felt like punching him in the face the last time I stayed there, New Garden is much better, Plus if he does not like Mongers, Why Built a hotel in the middle of Brothel City like "Sosua"? Why not built a hotel Punta Cuna? Or Santo Domingo.

I respect a chica who has some pride and does not sell herself cheap. I enjoy bantering over price as long as it is friendly. 50 bucks is a bargain to me but if I can save 500 pesos I give it a shot. I like us both to be happy. It is true that if a chica feels you got her cheap she does not perform well. I like to have fun with my chicas.

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1387841]Yes, you know it and the pros here know it but this is one damn question that keep coming up, either because people are newbies or they would much rather get spoon-fed than read. Until people figure out that it is a buyers' market out there, this question is going to go in loop always.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt; 1387843]My friends, didn't bother me so early (they probably slept in after their dates) , I was wrong, they came knocking again, trying to "coach me out of my room" my boy told me "man get up breakfast will be over in 15 minutes" this ain't a trick, to let me have it", I was hungry, and that french, toast, scrambled eggs, sausage and toast sounded to good to pass up. Okay I told my homie but, before I come out, I got "hostage taking negotiations" my first demands" nobody even smirk, or laugh, or ask me anything, about what happened, and how I fell on my ass, and layed there in the street, in front of Dlatins, in front of a hundred of other parked motoconchos. My boy "assured" me, no one would mention, or asked me about it. (I knew he was lying) I could hear the laughter in his voice as he said (word is bond.) and they have to chip in on my conquest that night.

My homie agreed to the stipulations, but I knew, they were "fulla shit" because if it were them, and I saw their big assess laying on Pedro Clisante, I'm ROTFLMAO. I'm letting them have it," both barrells" lmao. So I get dressed, and opened the door slowly,"not one word, or so help me, I'm going back to sleep, (I really wasn't because my big ass, was hungry) remember I got a "weight problem" can't "wait"to eat, we get to the table.

And my eastcoast homies, tries to hide their smirks, nobody made eye contact, and there was a."uncomfortable silence". So we ate, nobody said a word, okay you punks let's get it oveor with, you sissys saw me "fall of that bullshit motoconcho" the table immediately erupted in uncontrollable laughter. It went on I kid you not for at least 5 minutes.

I explained to them, I knew this young kid, with braids and beads in his hair, I watched him grow up. He kept begging me, for hundred pesos" I, normally don't give shit to no one cause I'm "reel cheep.". LOL. But I liked him, I've known him several trips and watched him grow, over the years, me being a "cheep bastard" (I know its cheap bastard). Anyways he said he had a moto, me figuring I gave him a hundred pesos earlier, I could at least get something in return, cause I'm a "reel cheep bastard" LOL. So I had this diabolical plan, to get a ride to new gardens via motoconcho. I never ride them things. Those riders are maniacs. So we loaded up, the driver, my fine ass date, then my big ass.

Well that young SOB, revved that shit "full rpms" then popped the clutch, causing the concho to "wheelie" and my unscheduled back fender landing and no I didn't "stick the landing". LOL, the rest is."painful history", my little homie spoke perfect english, (maybe he can give me english lessons.) LOL, he said the moto, wouldn't move so, he had to gun it. Lmao!

So thats what happened, but I told them, my fine ass date, gave me an amazing blow job, that "numbed" the pain instantly, shit her blow job, was equivalent to "muscle relaxers and vicodin" I instantly felt better. And I had a good buzz. Lmao! We laughed, and I heard about what they did, at Dlatins, then they went to after one" which I loved, cause its the only place resembling a "dance club"and about 12 of us in our group, all us brothers looked ". Forward to dancing" and mingling and '."drinking" except my square ass, I have never drank a day in my life" (been drunk on nyquil by accident once) LMAO.

So, we planned our day, I had my "traditional 3 some" with my "world famous Naomi" (Manizales that's for you my brother) and her sexy sidekick Amelia, (of course I got video). LOL. Then, we had a afternoon trip to the "teleferico" stay tuned weight problem number 3). Went back to sleep, for a couple hours showered, got dressed then, splashed on some more aqua di gio (plug.) naomi and amelia arrived right on time as usual. Both wearing sexy outfits, we all 3 dfk, then into the shower they both went, I should've joined them but ky back [blue][Indecipherable Text deleted by Admin][/blue]

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[u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was originally written in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] And thus was edited to normal case text. Writing in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] In the internet equivalent of shouting and is thus is prohibited on this forum.

In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. [i]Thanks! [/i][/blue]

[u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was edited or deleted because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted. [/blue][/QUOTE]Android phones + Large hands and fingers + detailed reports=disaster. Once again my appologies my fellow forum mates. I went to push the preview button on the phone, so I can edit the report, but inadvertantly pushed " upload report" totally by 'Accident" I tried like hell, to push. The back button, but the report sent to the administration all garbled I take "FULL RESPONSIBILITY" "my bad" and THANKYOU guys for the Positive funny response to my reports I appreciate it. I can't promise this WON'T happen "AGAIN" but please note this was completely done by accident, I wouldn't have even bothered to post a detailed (so I thought) trip report, then let it go "hay wire" on purpose. I value everyone's time, a lot more than that.

Thankyou Deepmmpactt!

[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;1387953]Yes the owner of Terra Linda is a asshole, I felt like punching him in the face the last time I stayed there, New Garden is much better, Plus if he does not like Mongers, Why Built a hotel in the middle of Brothel City like "Sosua"? Why not built a hotel Punta Cuna? Or Santo Domingo.[/QUOTE]To my knowledge he paid a million for the hotel in shambles then put another million in remodeling. WTF he or Bobby (the owner or Rumbas) is doing in Sosua I have no idea. Maybe John thought he would run the AA's out of Sosua and then flip the place for a nice profit? The major crackdown came fall of 2010, Steak and Sirloin opened Christmas of 2009 and the unofficial opening of the Hotel shortly after.