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Jedi Obiwanmarbeleza thinks of wearing his hat, which is underrated, to go see the gaucha's hat in person, a rail thin wraith in a long cloak in the desert.
[QUOTE=Soldierb11;1834523]Everyone keeps asking about the hat. Well here it is. Believe me when I say it was bigger in person.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Soldierb11;1834500]My reports are not for you or Cartman, Sperto, or Patmar / Vagabondo. You guys live here or spend most of your time here, and you will probably find zero useful information in what I write.[/QUOTE]
I appreciate your reports about escorts and find them interesting (I've only tried one escort ever). It's good to read something new on the board and learn from others experiences. Your escorts reports are valuable. I couldn't care less what you, or someone else, pay your escort girls. I'm happy as long as nobody starts to overpay the privê-girls. Paying GPs upfront isn't wise or expected, but you propably change that habit the day some girl tries to fool you.
Btw, there is a thread, "Rio de Janeiro - Escorts":
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1782-Rio-de-Janeiro-Escorts[/URL]
[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1834636]. I respect what you're saying but from now on play it our way and get double the trouble for half the pay .[/QUOTE]Many of the things I do are not me making rookie errors but me running tests to keep myself entertained. I. E. Paying up front-- hypotheses would say I've lowered my chance for a high quality session: true or false? Paying extra-- better performance due to the premium or worse performance since you are viewed as a sucker?
Last 4 escorts average was 350 reais and performance has ranged from very good to lights out superstar helping to prove that paying extra is more likely to decrease performance.
[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1834636]We don't report to look good, we just report to show a different way.[/QUOTE]That's probably one of the reasons this is a much more useful thread than many of the other ISG threads.
As Senor Sperto has said there is a separate escort page so if the mod wants to move all the reports there fine by me. I thought here it just gets more eyes on the info as so many people miss those other threads. An example from everywhere in the general thread not the hotel thread "hey I'm heading to Medellin / Bogota / AC / Pattaya / Rio are there any girl friendly hotels close to the action?
Next up to review. Lara Fernandes.
[URL]http://hotside.com.br/acompanhantes-garotas-de-programa/rj/larafernandes/2046[/URL]
So I set up an appointment tonight at 8 pm with Lara. She says on her profile she's a Dominatrix and her pictures show her in leather and chains. Not really my thing, it was her body that caught my eye. I did ask her what she meant by "chuvas" (showers) on her profile. She explained that if guys want she showers them with liquids out of all three of her holes! Definitely not my bag but for those of you who are. Hit her up.
So I show up to her apartment at 8 pm and she is dressed in black leather outfit with holes where the boobs are. Hello there. We got acquainted first by kissing for a minute of tongue action then we said our "hellos and nice to meet yous". She is a tall girl and the pics of her body are spot on. Fit, firm and tight but sadly that comes with fake boobs and likely some fake ass. Her face is decent again not gorgeous but she's an attractive lady. Her profile claims she speaks English. Ummm not really. I suspected as much from her whatsapp messages they seemed very Google translator-ish. But she's a nice girl and we used her phone when needed. I'm tired of writing all this penthouse forum shit on my iPhone. So the short version we kissed, she sucked, I licked, we sucked / licked together and we fucked in 4 positions? Maybe 5. Fuck it. Then a grand finish in her mouth and we were done. Then we talked her in Portuguese and me in ol' Espanol. I probably understood 20% maybe just kept on nodding yes. Here's my key to talking to a brasilian. Just ask them about what they think about their government and the World Cup / Olympics. They will then go off on a tirade and you just nod yes occasionally. Works best during the day outside because then with dark sunglasses you don't even need to maintain eye contact. Works on hookers, taxi drivers, hotel staff, girls at the beach, dudes at the gym, old couple sharing a safari with me and the g / f in Zambia. Try it.
Overall- Lara has a killer body (enhanced though) and is a good fuck. Cool girl to "talk" to. We also spent 20 minutes with her showing me her USA vacation pics. She also has a friend she does duplas with and for you sick fucks she will crap all over you if you want. All for 350 real. Oh yeah afterwards she gave me a beer. I'm only here a week so won't repeat but will stay in touch so when I am back this summer I will give her another shot.
It's now 11 pm and feeling tired but will head over to Barbarella to enjoy two crazily overpriced drinks with the goal of collecting 3 phone numbers.
I appreciate the reports. You are correct that it is a different demand for the occasional visitor and the resident expats. I really value the input of the regulars here and try to model their patterns, but it is challenging in a short time frame and with limited language skills. Hell, even the termas are a challenge without speaking Portuguese. That is precisely why I have experimented more with escorts lately. Clearly, the prives are the best value I have found for good quality. However, I think an escort with a good location and English skills is worth the extra money on occasion.
[QUOTE=Soldierb11;1834500]"Don't be shook, don't be scared" LOL. In what part of anything I wrote showed that I was scared or too shook up? I survived 5 combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. It takes a bit to rattle my nerves. I choose not to negotiate because I don't have to. I receive two checks a month from the government that are more than enough to sustain me and the things I like to do and if I feel I need a little more I just moonlight at a hospital in the States and make a shit load more. I know very god damn well that escorts are a mixed bag with photoshopped pictures, false claims about English ability and more. But I choose to try escorts this trip just to roll the dice and try something new.
I also noticed there weren't any escort reviews here in months if not years and I thought some of the tourists like myself would like a little Intel. Apparently this is true since I received 11 PMs in the last 24 hours asking about certain girls. In the last 8 years on this board I've only received 5 messages in total so I guess someone wants to know..[/QUOTE]
One thing that first-time or occasional visitors to Rio / Brazil often are not aware of (and that even some seasoned veterans sometimes refuse to believe) is this: the vast majority of GDPs (girls) are connected and either know each other directly, or know each other indirectly.
They all join each other's facebook pages, accumulating "friends" from their co-workers over time in termas, in privees, as escorts etc. They also *all* -- and I mean *all* -- participate in What'sApp groups. For those not familiar with What'sApp groups (particularly people in the USA and Europe or Asia where it's not as popular as Brazil), it is an Instant Messaging smartphone app that *everyone* in Brazil uses for messaging.
For the past 3-4 years, what's app consistently has been in the top 4 most-downloaded apps in Brazil. Only recently (like last 3+ months) has Snapchat even cracked the Top 10. So these girls all join What'sApp chat groups that have hundreds of GDP members where they trade stories about clients, silly stuff like dick pics, GIFs, etc.
If you think the girls are not talking about you, you are wrong. I gave a Victoria's Secret gift bag to a favorite the other day, and noticed she immediately posted it to a What'sApp Group along with another similar bag of goodies that another client gave her.
I saw this because another GDP, in the same group, showed it to me even though the doesn't know the girl I gave it to, or that I gave it to her. (Or so I think. I'm probably wrong LOL).
My point is this: the girls *do* share stories and talk. This is one reason that GPguia is such a powerful tool for guys (along with other forums), but GPguia in particular because of its rating system and tons of reviews on indepedents / escorts. It gives you a powerful tool to understand "market price" and how girls behave. Obi-wan Patmar has poured over forums here in Brazil like a viagra-laced Yoda reading Jedi holocrons, and look at him today -- he is the top take-down artist operating in Rio, IMHO.
Which brings me back to this: when people say "Hey fuck you, Cartman, I'll pay what I want (or how I want)" or "please feel free to keep overpaying (GDP type x) as long as you don't overpay (GDP type y)", you are missing (or worse, willfully ignoring) the fact that the girls will end up sharing all your behavior and it can hurt the market for the rest of us -- whether long time residents or newbies.
Yes, one person's overpaying will get shared to a What'sApp group with 300+ GDPs. It will. Probably with an "rsrsrs" or "kkkkkkkkk" at the end of it. Can I guarantee that such sharing will encourage other girls to ask outrageous things as well? No. But it sure is more than likely.
Again, I know people just don't care. It's my analogy below about the guys who leave the lights and AC on in our conference rooms, because they don't have to pay the company's electric bill. They are selfish pricks who don't give a shit, and then whine if they can't get more free cookies in the break room or that 20% raise, when the company's budget can't handle it. Or it's the guy who pisses in the pool and gets out -- a nice warm experience for him, but not so great for the other swimmers and / or the next guy who dives in.
But I try to offer helpful advice here (don't pay up front, don't pay more than BRL $300-$500 for an escort unless she's doing bareback anal and making you breakfast at the same time, etc). I'm not saying only pay BRL 70 for girls you pull out of VM. I'm trying to orient you to the market and not overpay -- you're certainly welcome to pay less.
I do so in the sense of helping others. When you overpay or pay up front, you are not helping others. You are not helping your brothers in arms on this board. You are helping (at best) only yourself.
I wrote this post with some helpful info in it (at least I think) to at least stay true to the goal. On that note, some final context: the minimum wage in Brazil in 2016 is BRL 880 per month. Brazil is literally in its worst economic downturn in years.
More than 1. 54 million people were fired in 2015 as companies tried to cut costs to stay afloat, with many more expected in 2016: [URL]http://g1.globo.com/globo-news/jornal-globo-news/videos/v/com-154-milhao-de-demissoes-em-2015-brasil-registra-o-pior-resultado-desde-1992/4754061/[/URL].
Bear that in mind when some GDP has the audacity to ask you for BRL 600 or 700 or 800 for an hour or 2 of her company. Just because you're thirsty doesn't mean you should fork over USD 25 for a bottle of water, even if you think it's Evian or Perrier. I guarantee you it's not the only, nor the best tasting, bottle of water in the store. (Sure, Disneyland will try to charge you some crazy price -- but that's scarcity value, you're trapped in their park for 8 hours with screaming kids. There is *no* scarcity value in Brazil for GDPs. Literally. It is the definition of abundance mentality).
Again, I know people don't care. I debated with myself about 30 minutes about writing this. This is my last word on the subject, as arguing with folks on the internet is about as worthwhile as trying to get Trump to give up the comb-over. "Your reasoned argument and clever Facebook posts have convinced me to change my opinion" -- said nobody on the internet *ever.*
-Cartman.
[QUOTE=EricCartman;1834700]One thing that first-time or occasional visitors to Rio / Brazil are not aware of is this: the vast majority of GDPs (girls) are connected and either know each other directly, or know each other indirectly.
They all join each other's facebook pages, accumulating "friends" from their co-workers over time in termas, in privees, as escorts etc.
They also *all* -- and I mean *all* -- participate in What'sApp groups. For those not familiar with What'sApp groups (particularly people in the USA and Europe or Asia where it's not as popular as Brazil), it is an Instant Messaging smartphone app that *everyone* in Brazil uses for messaging.
For the past 3-4 years, what's app consistently has been in the top 4 most-downloaded apps in Brazil. Only recently (like last 3+ months) has Snapchat even cracked the Top 10.
So these girls all join What'sApp chat groups that have hundreds of GDP members where they trade stories about clients, silly stuff like dick pics, GIFs, etc.
If you think the girls are not talking about you, you are wrong. I gave a Victoria's Secret gift bag to a favorite the other day, and noticed she immediately posted it to a What'sApp Group along with another similar bag of goodies that another client gave her.
I saw this because another GDP, in the same group, showed it to me even though the doesn't know the girl I gave it to, or that I gave it to her. (Or so I think. I'm probably wrong LOL).
My point is this: the girls *do* share stories and talk. This is one reason that GPguia is such a powerful tool for guys (along with other forums), but GPguia in particular because of its rating system and tons of reviews on indepedents / escorts.
It gives you a powerful tool to understand "market price" and how girls behave. Obi-wan Patmar has poured over forums here in Brazil like a viagra-laced Yoda reading Jedi holocrons, and look at him today -- he is the top take-down artist operating in Rio, IMHO.
Which brings me back to this: when people say "Hey fuck you, Cartman, I'll pay what I want (or how I want)" or "please feel free to keep overpaying (GDP type x) as long as you don't overpay (GDP type y)", you are missing the fact that the girls will end up sharing all your behavior and it can hurt the market for the rest of us -- whether long time residents or newbies.
Yes, one person's overpaying will get shared to a What'sApp group with 300+ GDPs. It will. Can I guarantee that such sharing will encourage other girls to ask outrageous things as well? No. But it sure is more than likely.
Again, I know people just don't care. It's my analogy below about the guys who leave the lights and AC on in our conference rooms, because they don't have to pay the company's electric bill. They are selfish pricks who don't give a shit, and then whine if they can't get more free cookies in the break room or that 20% raise, when the company's budget can't handle it.
Or it's the guy who pisses in the pool and gets out -- a nice warm experience for him, but not so great for the other swimmers and / or the next guy who dives in.
But I try to offer helpful advice here (don't pay up front, don't pay more than BRL $300-$500 for an escort unless she's doing bareback anal and making you breakfast at the same time, etc).
I do so in the sense of helping others. When you overpay or pay up front, you are not helping others. You are not helping your brothers in arms on this board.
You are helping (at best) only yourself.
Again, I know people don't care. I debated with myself about 30 minutes about writing this. This is my last word on the subject, as arguing with folks on the internet is about as worthwhile as trying to convince Trump to give up the comb-over.
I wrote this post with some helpful info in it (at least I think) to at least stay true to the goal. On that note, some final context: the minimum wage in Brazil in 2016 is BRL 880 per month. Brazil is literally in its worst economic downturn in years.
More than 1. 54 million people were fired in 2015 as companies tried to cut costs to stay afloat, with many more expected in 2016: [URL]http://g1.globo.com/globo-news/jornal-globo-news/videos/v/com-154-milhao-de-demissoes-em-2015-brasil-registra-o-pior-resultado-desde-1992/4754061/[/URL].
Bear that in mind when some GDP has the audacity to ask you for BRL 600 or 700 or 800 for an hour or 2 of her company. Just because you're thirsty doesn't mean you should fork over USD 25 for a bottle of water, even if you think it's Evian or Perrier. I guarantee you it's not the only, nor the best tasting, bottle of water in the store. (Sure, Disneyland will try to charge you some crazy price -- but that's scarcity value, you're trapped in their park for 8 hours with screaming kids. There is *no* scarcity value in Brazil for GDPs. Literally. It is the definition of abundance mentality).
-Cartman.[/QUOTE]I don't think its just Brazil. Women talk a lot period. They have the same Chica Network like in Sousa Dominican Republic, Columbia and or when you go to Asia (Philippines / Thailand). They all discuss there clients, Who has a big dick, who is cheap, what happen last night in the bedroom, they all talk and share pictures.
But its no different from the average monger, We do the same thing, we go on Forums / Blogs and discuss working girls, Who is good in bed? Which ones to avoid, its the same thing they do we also talk a lot too, So it goes hand and hand.
I arrived at 1130 with the intention of enjoying a little striptease and trying to get a few numbers. I entered and it was a meat market in reverse. At least 80 girls and less than 10 guys. There were actually a few catcalls or whatever it's called when girls call out to guys as I was led to my table. The price of admittance is 80 reais and for that I got two caipirinhas. Additional caipirinhas were 25 each.
No matter what your taste you would probably find something to your liking you might not like the price though. Be prepared for sticker shock. But there was everything available short girls, tall ones, fake tits / natural tits, black girls, white girls, morenas, and even a few fat ugly girls for you chubby chasers. Very pressured sales approach though. As new guys entered a small pack of hyenas would surround them and have to literally be beaten away.
I had a girl who didn't leave my side for two hours despite my best attempts to ignore her. The first hour I tried ignoring her to no success. I should've just told her to get lost but I didn't. The second hour I thought I would change tactics and start groping her without buying her a drink. Weird thing was she never asked for a drink the whole night. We then began some LFK and I continued with groping her ass. Still wouldn't leave. I finally decided to be nice and I bought her a drink 55 reais for vodka / red bull. I had already asked the waiter about the prices so I knew ahead of time how expensive it would be.
She brought up the prices and said girls get maybe 600 reais and sometimes up to 1000. I gave her a quizzical look and she said again, "yes 600 maybe one thousand maybe two thousand" that got her the "are you fucking kidding me look" and she answered "no 2000 me like make joking" I kinda doubt she was joking. I also couldn't hear her well to understand if Barbarella gets a fee too. The only chick I've ever taken from Barbarella was a real hot and would spend the night with me on her night off Tuesday.
Overall a lot of talent at Barbarella but be prepared for big prices. Attitude of girls hard to say since I spent 95% of my time with the clingy one but my guess is most will be a bit mercenary like.
[QUOTE=EricCartman;1834700]Which brings me back to this: when people say "Hey fuck you, Cartman, I'll pay what I want (or how I want)"
But I try to offer helpful advice here (don't pay up front, don't pay more than BRL $300-$500 for an escort unless she's doing bareback anal and making you breakfast at the same time, etc).
-Cartman.[/QUOTE]First of all, I've never said fuck you Cartman I will do what I want. It's not my style. You have valuable insight and guidance and I consider it before I make my decisions just like I consider other people's opinions and advice too. I then however make up my own course of action. I've never even argued with you or said you are wrong because you really aren't. I just choose to walk my own path in life.
Second of all if you bothered to read the subsequent reports I paid 300/400/350/350 so quite in line with market rates.
Next up-- Thai.
[URL]http://hotside.com.br/acompanhantes-garotas-de-programa/rj/thai/2145[/URL]
First girl that I had over to my hotel. All escorts have offered but I've gone to their places so far. I liked her natural little spinner body online and thought it would be a nice contrast to several of the recent silicones. Face also looked cute trying to deduce between the blurred out images. When I answered the door I was ecstatic. She was in fact really fucking cute beating the top girl from Barbarella and her body looked delicious in jeans shorts and a top with the top two buttons undone showing small but perky little breasts. I wanted to maul her right away but I decided to "Pull a Patmar".
Of course there are huge differences since I am in my hotel and not cooking a nice fish dinner for the lady but the concept remains the same- Make the girl comfortable, make her enjoy herself and she will stay longer. Same idea world over. In Medellin make the girl happy by taking her dancing. In the Philippines take her to Karaoke and she won't leave you alone. Now with an escort this was dangerous as an hour for 350 reais was agreed upon but game on.
I had room service deliver prior some kind of appetizer plate with some empanada like things fried cheese and a couple of other weird things. Offered her a drink, she choose a Guarana and I had a red bull and we started talking and showing pictures from our phones and eating / drinking. Time for music, I gave her my iPad after I opened YouTube and told her to pick the music. At this point we are past the 35 minute mark and two things could happen 1. She asks for more money since she stayed longer or 2. She enjoys herself and stays longer.
The kissing begins slowly and goes on for two songs without any clothes coming off. I'm thinking we are definitely going to go way over an hour and good thing I hit the ATM. Both our shirts come off and I'm all over her little perky breasts for another two songs. Shorts come off and I'm on top of her and we are making out again and dry humping each other with the underwear still on. I kiss myself down to her little pink panties and pull them off and feel them. Yes a little wet. I then started licking her and she was either enjoying it or was prolonging the session so she could collect a second hours payment because I was eating her for way more than 5 songs without her initiating any changes. She orgasms once, twice perhaps? And she starts blowing me. Not good. Very toothy. Had to cut that off after a few minutes. The condom goes on and despite the painful BJ, I am still rock hard and she goes for reverse CG. Very nice beginning, love the view of her tan little ass then instead of leaning back towards me she moves forward so her head is by my feet. Definite no-go with a fully erect penis. I thought she was going to break my shaft for sure. I am wincing and in pain but still staring at her ass. Thank the lord we switch to cowgirl and then when she tires we head to missionary. At this point I'm ready to cum so I ask her where. Sadly she answers tits and not the slutty in my mouth answer I like. Oh well. I cum on her tits and she then proceeds to play with the cum for a couple of minutes swirling it all over her left nipple.
We showered separately and then back to bed to talk and look at more pictures. I then asked her if she wanted to go to the Sambodrome tomorrow night because I have tickets. She smiled and accepted but was just worried about taxis and how will we get home. I assured her I would get us a driver so no worries. At this point we hit the two hour mark and although I enjoy her company especially since she is still naked. I'm itching to hit the beach to run and do pull-ups so I start getting dressed and she does like wise. We had agreed on 350+ taxi so I hand her 400 and she sticks it in her purse and off she goes.
Overall- very attractive girl with all natural body. Skills in the bedroom a little behind the others but still a very good time. Was able to swing some extra time with her by Pulling a Patmar albeit it was a very scaled down version.
It's what I tell guys clamoring for GFE in Colombia. If you want GFE give the girls BFE.
Spent 3 weeks in Rio in January. Stayed at 2 airbnb apartments in Centro to be near the prive and termas action (one was around the corner from MV 30) and have somewhere to go back to in between sessions rather than have to go back to Copa each time, as well as they being significantly cheaper than ones in Copa.
Casa 14, VM 72 real /30 minutes.
Ruiva, 21, redhead, very cute, great ass and tits. See my previous VM reports.
Room 1708, Rio Branco 185 90/30, 140/60 (cannot extend from 30 minutes to 60 minutes by paying the 50 real difference, have to pay 100 for another 30 minute session).
Patrizia, Brunette, 22-24, little chubby, nice face and tits, great ass. DFK as soon as she entered the room in first session, OK with dry humping from front and rear, digits OK, loved massage and DATY, good BBBJ, enthusiastic fucking, came or very good fake, CIM included in service but anal +50 and AO +2000 (as in "no way, Jose"). Sessioned 4 times with her; would have sessioned more but she left to visit family at end of my second week.
Room 1439, Rio Branco 156 100/30, 150/60 (can extend from 30 minutes to 60 minutes by paying the 50 real difference).
Sabrina, 18, pixie face, perfect petite body, DFK, digits OK, anal +50, CIM free first session, wanted 30 the second session.
Renata, redheaded mulatta, pleasant face, rolls her eyes when she comes, DFK and digits, loved anal (+50), CIM included in session, very accommodating to what you want. Saw her in November and sessioned with her 4 times this trip.
Room 725, Rio Branco 185 70/20, 90/30, 120/60.
Poliana, Blonde, 28, beautiful face, soft but great body, DFK and digits, loves anal (included in hour session, otherwise extra), BBBJ but no CIM, DFK, loved massage and DATY. Four great sessions, very nice woman.
Room 707, Rua do Ouvedor 130 70/30, 90/40, 140/60 (can extend session by paying difference between the shorter and longer session).
Made the mistake of not going to this place until the end of my second week there. Very friendly and accommodating prive (the older woman who runs the place seemed to love me and invited me to stay at her place for free the next time I came to Rio, although I think it was because of the chocolates I gave her and the girls during my visits). Some fat girls, but a few good ones.
Kelly, mid-20's, Brunette, 5'10", nice face, perfect (fake) tits, unbelievable ass (big and firm). DFK, anal, digits, and CIM included in service. Fantastic sessions.
Miuki, Blonde, OK face, nice tits, great ass. No anal but DFK, CIM and digits included. Very nice session.
Duda, brunette, bit of a belly but nice face and tits, very nice, big, ass. Anal, DFK, digits, and CIM included. Very nice session.
210 Rua Uruguaiana 45/15, 55/20, 80/30, 90/40, 140/60 (can extend session by paying difference between the shorter and longer session).
First night of my arrival, I went to Rua the Quintanda 81, where I had two nice girls in November, but no one interested me, so went to 119 Rua the Alfandega (which is owned by the same people as Rua the Quintanda 81 and, as I discovered later, 210 Urugaiana). A fairly attractive black girl set her sights on me and spent so much time grinding me trying to get me to go to the room with her that I finally went with her just to end it. Session turned out OK.
Next night I went back to see who else might be there and saw a slim, pretty blonde, but she was with a guy all the time I was there so I gave up waiting for her and went to 210 Rua Uruguaiana. Lots of girls, some fatties and uggos, but about 5-6 surprisingly attractive ones (a couple of which I sessioned with), especially a slim blonde (Alicia) who was with this black guy the whole time I was there but never went to the room with him. Around midnight, the blonde and some other girls from 119 Rua the Alfandega showed up, so Rua Uruguaiana seems to be the late night spot for some of the girls at 119. Went with the blonde that showed up from 119 for 40 minutes and had a very nice session (could not repeat as she left for her home town the next day).
Alicia, blonde, 21, very pretty, slim, flat hard stomach, perfect small be tits, small squeezable ass.
Went back late on Monday night and Alicia was there again but was busy dancing and hanging out with the other girls. Finally had the room assignment guy call her over to chat with me. After some chit chat asked her about her services. Was told no kissing, no anal, only CBJ. Somewhat disappointed with this, but still wanting to fuck her, I went with her for a 20 minute session. Session was very nice and GFE despite no kissing (she was more of a neck nuzzler) and I really enjoyed her body next to mine.
Went back the next night and had a 40 minute session with her, which was even better, with her being very affectionate and caring, and my having a relaxed, comfortable feeling just lying there, her on top of me with my dick in her pussy, nuzzling my neck, and with my arms wrapped around her or massaging her ass. Since I had not been impressed with the talent at Cancun and 4 x4 in November (Alicia being as good as or better than the termas girls at less than 1/2 the price), I could get my porn fix (anal, BBBJ, CIM) at prives during the day, and I really liked her body and sweetness, I basically decided to end my weekday nights with a session with her, and thus had a total of 10 sessions with her, each getting better as she got more comfortable with me. If you want an excellent evening session (even with her service limitations) with a really sweet girl with a slamming, slim body at a very reasonable price, I highly recommend Alicia (although she will be gone this week and next week to recuperate from sinus surgery).
One tip to get the girls and receptionists to really like you showing up is to bring some candy from overseas. I brought some chocolate bars I got in Germany and some bags of chocolate covered nuts from Costco and would give out some to the girl I went with, who would then share them with the other girls there. They really loved the chocolate and would eagerly ask when I showed up if I had brought some more, which I always did.
Hey amigos,
Nnew to the Forum but not to the game.
Hit VM the other night, I believe it was a Tuesday.
I've grown fond of the place, though it's certainly not for everyone.
I've made my share of friendships with some girls there, over time, as well.
The usual fare of garotas, from butt fugly to pretty damn hot, with the majority of the girls somewhere in between.
The point of this post is actually a heads up to guys.
While in a room with a garota the other night, a cute one I've never seen before, I caught her trying to rifle through my belongings to rob me.
I called her out on it, she denied it, though I caught her red handed.
Funny though, I was pretty horny and she was hot, so I still did the deal. Afterwards though, I badgered her to she finally admitted of her attempted thievery, and then she cried.
And begged me not to tell the dude in charge of her little bar area.
Keep alert guys, I know it's obvious to say, but they can be tricky in their thievery.
Sith Lord Vader Cartman has grown authoritarian now in his 6th straight year of whoring in Rio.
Soldier has sent jihadis to their 72 virgins, lacking dicks entao, welcome, I offer my private reserve by email and zap.
Send us your whatsapp to ho with the pretinha attached; pretinha, such a nice Portuguese word, avoiding a pejorative, and with it stupid arguments.
Sith corrupted Jedi Cartman is right, obi wan Patmarbeleza pores over gpguia like grunts pores over buttman mags in the desert combat jacking.
GPguia may be an offensive information operations weapon too.
The best ones are from prives, 18 yo, new to business, they become pernoites at 400 r, 6 days a week; 18 yo morena clara anal.
Cartman Vader, we'll meet again; we should buy Soldier a working girl for sending jihadis to virgins without their balls; thereafter, intergalactic war again.
[QUOTE=Soldierb11;1834718]First of all, I've never said fuck you Cartman I will do what I want. It's not my style. You have valuable insight and guidance and I consider it before I make my decisions just like I consider other people's opinions and advice too. I then however make up my own course of action. I've never even argued with you or said you are wrong because you really aren't. I just choose to walk my own path in life.
Second of all if you bothered to read the subsequent reports I paid 300/400/350/350 so quite in line with market rates.[/QUOTE]
Pretinha, pictures 2 of 3.
[QUOTE=EricCartman;1834700] For those not familiar with What'sApp groups (particularly people in the USA and Europe or Asia where it's not as popular as Brazil), it is an Instant Messaging smartphone app that *everyone* in Brazil uses for messaging.
For the past 3-4 years, what's app consistently has been in the top 4 most-downloaded apps in Brazil. Only recently (like last 3+ months) has Snapchat even cracked the Top 10. So these girls all join What'sApp chat groups that have hundreds of GDP members where they trade stories about clients, silly stuff like dick pics, GIFs, etc.
Again, I know people don't care. I debated with myself about 30 minutes about writing this. This is my last word on the subject, as arguing with folks on the internet is about as worthwhile as trying to get Trump to give up the comb-over. "Your reasoned argument and clever Facebook posts have convinced me to change my opinion" -- said nobody on the internet *ever.*
-Cartman.[/QUOTE]WhatsApp is one of the best apps every created. I use it with friends at home and GDP abroad. All the girls use it. I even noticed they all used it on a recent trip to Amsterdam. All the window girls were communicating. Anyways, thanks to guys like Cartman who have the local knowledge we all wish we had and are willing to share. I will be down next month but won't make it to Rio. I would love to meet you guys one day. Either way you look at it, this site is incredibly valuable. Keep up the good work gents.