I came to Dubai the evening prior to visiting the Middle East Rail Convention.
Man City vs Chelsea was schedule to be screened at midnight. The convention didn't open until 10:30hrs the following morning. And I've got a nice room at the Towers Rotana. The only thing missing is a little company. Solution = A takeaway from the infamous York!
Bimbled into the York at 22:00hrs, no cover charge, and probably about 30 WGs of various, shapes, sizes and colours. The last time I ventured into the York was 2005 where I had only got a few paces onto the main battlefield before I was accosted by big, ugly girls. This time, I managed to get across the 'killing zone' floor to the relatively safe cover of the bar before a cute little PRC latched onto me and convinced me to donate AED 500 to her favourite international charity.
AED 30 later, we were in the Towers Rotana and hosing down. The provider gave a good BBBJ before allowing me to put a raincoat on and slip into her wet box. I decided that I was more interested in sleep than having a marathon ordeal so made her squeal and come (doggy) , and came myself. The girl was happy with only having to perform for 40 odd minutes and I relished a good night's sleep in a very comfortable bed (beats my Reem Village 'bijou suite'!)
Price performance ratio: 7.
Body (spinner) : 8.
Attitude: 8.
BBBJ: 7.
The York. Still The York.
