Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=Hambone78]David. I hear ya man. Alfredo is my go to masero. Hes never done me wrong and hes a cool dude. Truly appreciative of tips and everything. Not pushy, yet always nearby if you need another drink etc. I trust him and like 2 other guys there but I don't even know their names. An older 40s-early50s bald guy. He always cool and gives me fist bumps whenever I see him. I only had him get me drinks one time but he remembers me all the time and is super cool. Another guy that is cool is a dude who looks like Rob Schneider during the day. He wears glasses. Nice dude always offering to get you something or light your cig or whatever. Enough talk about dudes though. Ha!

I'm going to my Sentri interview on Thursday down at Otay. I'm super excited to get it. Its $122 bucks for 5 years. I look at it this way. Even if you use it once a month for the 5 years that is only like $2 bucks a month. You tell me. Is it worth it to pay $2 bucks to bypass the always long line, walk your ass right up to the front and get through within 5-10 minutes of you being dropped off at the line by a taxi? HELL YES! Time is money and if you can save 1-2 hours potentially every time you cross, its well worth the investment and thats why I am getting it. I always go during the day during the week so the Sentri will always be open and fast. I'll let you guys know how the interview went.[/QUOTE]I rocked my Sentri pass for the first time last week and it is a bargin at twice the price in my book!! Hope all goes well with the interview. PM me if you need a wingman.

Was at the Halloween party in Hong Kong and I paid $70 to do a witch. I forgot her name but she had blonde curly hair, about 5'4, 32 see cup and a very warm pussy.

I actually went into H/k twice that day. When I first got there, I just walked right in. I was expecting it to be wall to wall people but it wasn't that bad.

There was nothing that caught my eye so I just did the dollar a grope thing for about an hour and left.

When I came back later that night, I had to buy a beer @ $3.50 at the door to get in, which I switched to a coke once inside. This time the place was wall to wall people. Because it was so crowded, I ended up at a back table upstairs on the old H/k side. Hardly any girls walked over there, at least not any hotties, so I finished my coke and got out of there.

The hotties that I saw were already with some clients. I need to come back when it isn't so crowded.

Not really Hong Kong per say but I only go to HK and my previous posts are here so if anyone ever follows them, this is where to find me.

Went down to get my Sentri card today and it was a disaster at first but then turned out fine. If you go, DO NOT USE GPS. I have a Garmin and it said right here and guess where I ended up? Mexico! I was pissed. I wasnt paying too much attention and swear I saw a sign that said U-turn to USA but where I got on the street I was passed it and before you know it, no turning back. I pulled a U-turn about a mile down the road and waited in line. It wasnt even that long but it still took an hour to get across. I had an appt at 11am. Didn't get back across the border until like 11:45. The agent at the line laughed when I told him I got lost. He told me exactly where to go though to park and everything to get to the Sentri office. Nice dude.

I got to the office and was bummed and thought I would have to reschedule or be denied because I missed my appt. I was greeted by a nice lady and she said no worries they would call me in a few minutes. They call you up and verify all your paperwork, take your picture and then your fingerprints. Then you sit down and wait until a CBP officer calls your name for the interview. The guy I had was super chill. He asked me a few odd questions at first like what was the name of the last school you attended. I got stumped for a minute because it had been so long ago. After that though he asked and verified my info. Asked me what I do in Mexico. Told him get tacos and go to the strip club. He said, pure leisure trips eh? I said yep. Then he asked if I had been arrested or detained before. Told him yes one time. Detained for a drunk in public. Last thing he asked if I had ever used illegal drugs. Told him I smoked weed in high school. He didn't bat an eye and didn't ask any follow up questions. If you are straight up honest with them I think they appreciate it. The whole interview was literally 5-10 minutes. I paid my fee and he said I should expect the card in 6-10 days. The ladies that work there at the office and the actual officer. Didn't get his name. They were all really nice. Red haired guy with a mustache maybe mid 40s or 50s. Super helpful and it was a quick and painless process.

Can't wait to get my card and start making my pilgrimages back down to Hong Kong to enjoy some beautiful ladies.

Had a nice visit to HK on Thursday evening, AB seemed a bit on the quiet side, but HK had a lot more people. I had my eye on three hotties I hadn't seen before, and just couldn't decide, each had their own special attraction.
I ended up getting with Ximena, (she reminded me of the Colombian porn star Esperanza Gomez), she was fun to hang out with in the booth. We went upstairs and she did a nice strip tease before we got busy. She's got a nice body, D-implants,she was an almost-GFE, just a little bit away from my GFE rating, but she was fun.

There's a voluptuous blonde that works at HK, she has her hair in two pony-tails and wears chearleader-type top (69) and white boots. Has anyone gone with her?

I was watching her dance at one of the booths that has a pole, and watched her get picked by a dude to go upstairs. She seemed really unenthusiastic about it, maybe it had something to do with the guy being fat, I don't know, but just wanted to know if someone's been with her if she's normally like that?

I'll usually have some drinks with a chica and get a sense of her before goig up, but this one I wasn't sure about.
Thanks.

Be prepared to deal with some harsh treatment at the SENTRI line in rare instances, a rookie CPB. The bus overflow uses the SENTRI line. Display your card by holding high indicating your are SENTRI to avoid waiting. It should be 5 minute crossing at best or 30 minutes after the bus load. Packages are scanned for SENTRI holder also in most cases. A lock down could cause couple hours delay and be prepared for it.

[QUOTE=Hambone78]Not really Hong Kong per say but I only go to HK and my previous posts are here so if anyone ever follows them, this is where to find me.

Went down to get my Sentri card today and it was a disaster at first but then turned out fine. If you go, DO NOT USE GPS. I have a Garmin and it said right here and guess where I ended up? Mexico! I was pissed. I wasnt paying too much attention and swear I saw a sign that said U-turn to USA but where I got on the street I was passed it and before you know it, no turning back. I pulled a U-turn about a mile down the road and waited in line. It wasnt even that long but it still took an hour to get across. I had an appt at 11am. Didn't get back across the border until like 11:45. The agent at the line laughed when I told him I got lost. He told me exactly where to go though to park and everything to get to the Sentri office. Nice dude.

I got to the office and was bummed and thought I would have to reschedule or be denied because I missed my appt. I was greeted by a nice lady and she said no worries they would call me in a few minutes. They call you up and verify all your paperwork, take your picture and then your fingerprints. Then you sit down and wait until a CBP officer calls your name for the interview. The guy I had was super chill. He asked me a few odd questions at first like what was the name of the last school you attended. I got stumped for a minute because it had been so long ago. After that though he asked and verified my info. Asked me what I do in Mexico. Told him get tacos and go to the strip club. He said, pure leisure trips eh? I said yep. Then he asked if I had been arrested or detained before. Told him yes one time. Detained for a drunk in public. Last thing he asked if I had ever used illegal drugs. Told him I smoked weed in high school. He didn't bat an eye and didn't ask any follow up questions. If you are straight up honest with them I think they appreciate it. The whole interview was literally 5-10 minutes. I paid my fee and he said I should expect the card in 6-10 days. The ladies that work there at the office and the actual officer. Didn't get his name. They were all really nice. Red haired guy with a mustache maybe mid 40s or 50s. Super helpful and it was a quick and painless process.

Can't wait to get my card and start making my pilgrimages back down to Hong Kong to enjoy some beautiful ladies.[/QUOTE]

I was sitting at the stage in the back when this girl sat next to me. She was apart of the shaving cream show last Thursday. She remembered me sitting at the stage tipping and touching her. I brought her to a table where she ordered her drink and a plate of food. $19 total. Damn. She was next to go on stage so I moved to the stage to watch her dance. During her dance I was tipping her. And also counting my money so to make sure I have enough to go upstairs with her later. I barely had enough. After her dance she came over. Sat on me and worked on her food. She was trying to kiss me but. She kissed a couple of guys while she was on stage and she was eating sausages. So I pulled away. I pull out my wallet to pay for another drink for us both and pocketed the change in my wallet and put my wallet back inside my pocket. She was sitting on me so my pants where tight and it was hard to get my wallet in. I might have dropped it. Not sure. I barely had enough to pay to go upstairs with her and catch a cab home so I decided to go out and pick from the alley but she interpreted my hand signals as if I were asking her to go upstairs. Whatever. I went with it.

We both stood up and I reached for my wallet to attempt to count one more time to make sure I had enough to pay her. Thats when I noticed my wallet was missing. I searched for it for 30 minutes and told the chick in the front, who told the DJ to announce it. There was no sign of my wallet where I was sitting at all.

I don't think she took it. She had no where to hide it unless she stuffed it up her ass or vagina. Her purse was in front of her the whole time. Whether or not I dropped it. Somebody behind me picked it up in those few minutes between me paying for her drink and us standing up. Either that or the guy sweeping the floor swept it up and dumped it. Which is pretty impossible my wallet is average size and average weight. Anybody would have noticed it was a wallet and not have dumped it. Anyway. Somebody has it. That's for sure.

Luckily I had $10 in my pocket from the change from when I had bought drinks earlier in the night. I could afford the taxi home. Had I not have had that $10 I would have been fucked up the ass with a paper condom.

I walked over the parking lot behind Jack in the Box where I parked my car. My ticket was in my wallet which was stolen. So I went up to the guy and told what happened. He couldn't speak English well and told me that I had to give him some possession of mine that was valuable. He told me I owed $30 for a lost ticket because it's $15 for a lost ticket per day. I left at 9pm Sunday, got back to the parking lot at 12:10 or so. $30. FML. Dude was not sympathetic at all. So I gave him my GPS as collateral.

I now have $5 left in my pocket. On the way home my gas light turns on. Without my GPS I was scrambling around trying to find a gas station. Luckily I found one. Bought $5 worth of gas and got home. I have $0 on me.

I just finished calling all my credit cards and banks to put a stop on my cards. It appears that nobody has attempted to take money or buy anything with my cards yet. Pheewww.

So, in total I probably lost under a hundred in cash. $70 to 80. A Dave and Busters card with about $25 in it. My driver's license. Etc. So not a huge loss. I didn't get to spend some alone time with any girls. So, I guess I was pretty lucky because I had a $10 bill from the change I got from buying beer earlier otherwise I'd be stuck in Tijuana right now. If that were the case I'd be totally helpless.

I think it's not cool to buy girls drinks and a plate of food that might have attracted too much attention from somebody who might have been there to steal. Counting $ is not cool either. Also, I'm not letting any girls sit on me anymore. It's not comfortable, my dick gets crushed and I'm going to wear my usual tighter jeans so nobody has any chance of reaching in. From now on I'm not going to pussy foot around and buy girls drinks and food I'mma just get her to go upstairs quick.

Have to have cash in different pockets when you're going down there guys. Again without that $10 I would have been fucked up the ass. Helpless, stuck in Tijuana. I might have had to ask guys for money or even the chicks I've banged and over tipped to borrow $5 for the cab ride. I would never walk to the border alone at night.

What would you guys have done?

Granny,

You can walk to the border. It's not far, done it many times, during the day and at night. Not the greatest solution, but it's doable.

Always keep a $20 bill IN YOUR CAR. Just in case shit happens.

Always keep money in separate, FRONT, pockets. Just in case...

Carrying a wallet is just asking to be pick-pocketed...

PP

[QUOTE=Grandma]What would you guys have done?[/QUOTE]I found a nice looking belt that has a small zippered compartment on the inside. I always have $100 or so concealed inside when "out of the country."

[QUOTE=Grandma] Had I not have had that $10 I would have been fucked up the ass with a paper condom.[/QUOTE]
If so, I would think that wax paper would offer the best protection.

Who did you get back across the border, was your passport in separate location?

Personally, when I travel across any border, my wallet does not get the pleasure to accompany me. I only use my front pockets in TJ, one pocket for dollar bills, and the other for pesos. Any reserve and passport card is in a travel pouch and I will only access the pouch if needed, and with no one around. I also carry a couple of credit cards, for the ATM's in HK, just in case I have one of those "Here we go!" evenings like I did Friday night.

The parking ticket I leave in the car, and as Phordphan mentioned, a small hidden reserved for the "shit happens" incidents.

As far as what happen to your wallet, as much as I like many of the servers and ladies, there are even more that I would not trust as far as I could throw. From your story, it appears it could have been a lot worse. As far as not letting the girls sit next to you anymore, that would be a shame because they feel and taste so damn good!

I had my passport and condoms in my front left pocket. Mints, wallet and keys in my front right pocket. I usually keep a 100 bucks in my sock when I go to Tijuana. However, this time I kept only $35 there and I had removed it to put it in my wallet in order to gather the $60 it would take to bang this chick.

I'mma check out the travel pouch. Where do you keep it? Definitely have a separate stash of ones and a stash of ten's and a hidden stash in the pouch or somewhere else. It beats fumbling around for change and counting cash in the club. I'm not ready for pesos yet. Too much mental math. I'm probably going to go back soon to make up for last night. Maybe take Celias and bang like 7 SG's.

I would walk back before I would borrow $5. It's not far.

I don't carry my wallet. Just cash in a couple places. No need to bring credit cards.

If you're concerned about placing money, you can wear a money belt. No way someone going to pickpocket you that way. Just keep some money in your pocket so you don't have to reach into your belt in front of everyone to pay for a drink.

The wallet that I use has a belt loop and is put under my pants. It is very easy to get out when I want some dinero. It is black and matches the belt that I use so there is not outward appearance.

I also have a money clip watch, that way I don't have to wear a watch on my wrist, and my money is kept fairly straight.

You can find either on e-Bay or on-line.

Health & happiness to all............

I like to have pockets with lots of velcro, buttons or a zipper.
If your still unsure, its not unheard of to duct tape folded cash around your calf and remove it in a locked stall.

Any kind of wristwatch gets attention, even from people asking for the time.
They may ask and as you glance down, someone grabs your neck.

Many of us are most vulnerable when drinking and/or focusing on the hottie grabbing our junk.

Believe its a good idea to take your pants everywhere you go in the room including the bathroom to prevent temptation. Be wary of girls that offer you to go wash first.