Bogota Reports

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2952425]I say this directly and especially to the complainers. Because aint no way you are taking friends and girls out to eat, drinking, which BTW costs more than 150 k at times when you're whining about sex that's already cheap LOL.

Now I understand some of yall on SSI and retirement income, have lost many senses including how to be romantic. But don't complain because there's something for everyone. Like when you're in the states, do you go into a Porsche or Corvette dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive at 80 k USD or more? No, just head to a used buy here pay here car lot to get your 1985 Oldsmobile for 2500 USD that you can afford. Like they say here all the time "Stay in your lane".

Besides, 150 k is literally $37, and that's cheaper than the DR, CR or anywhere except for Ecuador, which isn't the same quality and a bit dangerous now. The 60 k.

($15) ones, those are pretty much free. I don't care what career you had back home, even if you worked at McDonalds or very poor aint no way yall should be complaining. If you go anywhere in Europe you'll spend a minimum of $150 USD for a decent wg, [B] even in Thailand or entire SE Asia is more expensive than SA.[/B]
[/QUOTE]Actually I'm currently on my first South East Asia trip right now bro. I spent August and September in Pattaya Thailand and I'm in Philippines now and will be heading to Jakarta, Indonesia next. In my experience you can get good working girls for short time in your room / airbnb for about $50-60 usd and by short time that can be anything from 1 to 3 hours. Also this includes BBBJ (pretty much standard in Thailand) and BBFS if you push for it (I always do LOL). Now in the Philippines I'd say it's closer to the $60 usd for the same thing also pretty easy to get BBFS here too.

But the real place in SEA that is of comparable price to Colombia is Jakarta, Indonesia. I've been doing research since April and they have this massive hotel / brother / Spa all connected together in the same building, it's called Classic. And they literally have an entire floor that's like a bar / brothel called classic terminal that has over 240 working girls all lined up sitting on couches and get this it costs only $23 usd per hour session and they offer 2 girls at a time for for $32 usd per hour session. I think that makes Jakarta a good deal and definitely competition for Colombia. And that's just one fucking place there are many other bar brothels and gentlemen clubs all over Jakarta. I'll be there in 2 weeks so I'll let you guys know how it really is.

-Gabacho.

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2952425]Usually my dick gets extra hard when they sit in front of me with those miniskirts, rub on their thighs and them feeling on my shit. So it's not fair to compare that to the street pricings. Teasing and foreplay brings a whole lot more fun in sex. Or building some chemistry in general. Shit gets very intense and If you know you know.[/QUOTE]To me it does nothing. We already know the girls are there to get money. All that shit they are doing is just saying hurry up with the cash. Like Exotic was saying in his Medellin report, sure you may arrange for an hour, but as soon as you bust she is up to put on her clothes and out of there. My sweet spot with a hooker is more the after treatment, not the before.

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2952425]Like when you're in the states, do you go into a Porsche or Corvette dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive at 80 k USD or more? No, just head to a used buy here pay here car lot to get your 1985 Oldsmobile for 2500 USD that you can afford. Like they say here all the time "Stay in your lane".[/QUOTE]Of course I do. That is how I talk them down. I am not there to pay what I can afford; I am there trying to pay what they will accept. Car dealers and hookers alike.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2952492] classic terminal that has over 240 working girls all lined up sitting on couches and get this it costs only $23 usd per hour session and they offer 2 girls at a time for for $32 usd per hour session. -Gabacho.[/QUOTE]What's the airfare from the east coast of US? $2,000 and 1.5 travel days each way?

I told my barber it only cost $2.25 for a haircut in the Philippines and he asked me what was the cost for the airplane ticket to get there!

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;2952608]What's the airfare from the east coast of US? $2,000 and 1.5 travel days each way?

I told my barber it only cost $2.25 for a haircut in the Philippines and he asked me what was the cost for the airplane ticket to get there![/QUOTE]By that logic, you should also ask your barber how much he pays for pussy on the east coast. Go to PH, get laid by 5 or 6 girls multiple times and I bet you're probably in the black. Reality is a bit more nuanced than that, but you get the idea.

Just a quick hit here-- I was in Chapinero a couple of nights walking around. There are a few strip club / brothels in the area I went to one on Calle 61 (see photo) there were 6-8 girls 2 were really hot I got quoted $200 mil did not really get into any particulars. In that area are a few more-- I think it's pretty safe I used to live in that area for a year or so. Of course my Go-to is Santa Fe.

Video of Chapinero Love Motels [URL]https://youtube.com/shorts/kaxkxlsdVi4[/URL].

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;2952608]What's the airfare from the east coast of US? $2,000 and 1.5 travel days each way?

I told my barber it only cost $2.25 for a haircut in the Philippines and he asked me what was the cost for the airplane ticket to get there![/QUOTE]Nit sure about the east coast but I got all the way from the west coast to Thailand (SFO to BKK) for like $600 on a cheap Taiwanese airline called China Air. I only bought one way plus onward to another country not round-trip but the add on to Indonesia was $80. So not sure where you getting the $2000 from.

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[QUOTE=Gabacho;2952492]Actually I'm currently on my first South East Asia trip right now bro. I spent August and September in Pattaya Thailand and I'm in Philippines now and will be heading to Jakarta, Indonesia next. In my experience you can get good working girls for short time in your room / airbnb for about $50-60 usd and by short time that can be anything from 1 to 3 hours. Also this includes BBBJ (pretty much standard in Thailand) and BBFS if you push for it (I always do LOL). Now in the Philippines I'd say it's closer to the $60 usd for the same thing also pretty easy to get BBFS here too.

But the real place in SEA that is of comparable price to Colombia is Jakarta, Indonesia. I've been doing research since April and they have this massive hotel / brother / Spa all connected together in the same building, it's called Classic. And they literally have an entire floor that's like a bar / brothel called classic terminal ththas over 240 working girls all lined up sitting on couches and get this it costs only $23 usd per hour session and they offer 2 girls at a time for for $32 usd per hour session. I think that makes Jakarta a good deal and definitely competition for Colombia. And that's just one fucking place there are many other bar brothels and gentlemen clubs all over Jakarta. I'll be there in 2 weeks so I'll let you guys know how it really is.

-Gabacho.[/QUOTE]Agreed. I haven't been to Indonesia yet and I read many travelers do go there when their Thailand visa exp. They'd go there to reset and go back. But now I'm going to take advantage of the new 6 mos visa Thailand is offering, just have to prove certain amt of asset. But I was referring to the main typical first stops like Bangkok and Pattaya, where wg starting rates are highr vs Col. BK is the best first stop flying from FL since flight are cheaper up to half the cost going to Pattaya directly.

If your still out there first quarter of '25 I'll reach out. Since I can now have longer trips, Indonesia, Cambodia, Malaysia and of course Philippines are all on the sched. But as good as Colombia is we got to try something else after a while. I really wanted to head to Europe or Asia right after Brazil but Col pulled me back, and finally I'm ready to bounce. Enough chicas for now LOL.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2952597]To me it does nothing. We already know the girls are there to get money. All that shit they are doing is just saying hurry up with the cash. Like Exotic was saying in his Medellin report, sure you may arrange for an hour, but as soon as you bust she is up to put on her clothes and out of there. My sweet spot with a hooker is more the after treatment, not the before.

Of course I do. That is how I talk them down. I am not there to pay what I can afford; I am there trying to pay what they will accept. Car dealers and hookers alike.[/QUOTE]All I can do is laugh. You and I def can be friends to crack jokes. Bruh, you would walk in a new Porsche dealership with 2500 usd in your pocket hoping to negotiate?

Damn, how the heck can I argue with you man? I used take you seriously a while ago, but now I know you're just messing with me and people here. All good bro LMAO.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2952597]To me it does nothing. We already know the girls are there to get money. All that shit they are doing is just saying hurry up with the cash. Like Exotic was saying in his Medellin report, sure you may arrange for an hour, but as soon as you bust she is up to put on her clothes and out of there. My sweet spot with a hooker is more the after treatment, not the before.

Of course I do. That is how I talk them down. I am not there to pay what I can afford; I am there trying to pay what they will accept. Car dealers and hookers alike.[/QUOTE]Not everything is negotiable. The term "stay in your lane" isn't meant to be offensive, rather it is also about how much you're willing to spend on whatever. Even rich people have budgets, so no need for absurd comments displaying your negotiating skills.

Last week I met an actual state attorney on Bumble who wanted to go out, works in Centro but only wanted to go to zona g. We all know it's the most expensive area of Bogota. So if your visiting SF, you can bring 200 k or less in your pocket and it will be enough; but going on dates in those areas I carry at least 600 k in cash plus my CC. Dinner in one spot, some wine in another spot and I'm already at 300 k. Done it a few times with real quality non pros that I pursue. Not just on dates, there are tons of high-class strip clubs in that area that will cost you a min 500 k. So would you negotiate in those places if you only had 100-200 k in your pocket? FK out of here man. But like I said to you lately I don't take you seriously. And it's not just me.

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2952716]All I can do is laugh. You and I def can be friends to crack jokes. Bruh, you would walk in a new Porsche dealership with 2500 usd in your pocket hoping to negotiate?

Damn, how the heck can I argue with you man? I used take you seriously a while ago, but now I know you're just messing with me and people here. All good bro LMAO.[/QUOTE]Your post did not say walk in with 2500 hoping to negotiate. Your post said walk into the dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive, which is actually the beginning of a negotiation. You literally would not need any money in your pocket to negotiate a cheaper price though. Maybe you think you are saying something that you are not.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2952805]Your post did not say walk in with 2500 hoping to negotiate. Your post said walk into the dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive, which is actually the beginning of a negotiation. You literally would not need any money in your pocket to negotiate a cheaper price though. Maybe you think you are saying something that you are not.[/QUOTE]My point was well made and clear. Bottom line if you can't afford a price that's already cheap in a Bogota strip club where you can bang for $30, where that wouldn't even be enough for a lap dance back home then your in the wrong hobby- those that complain. Or just stick to the $10-$15 options from the street. It's cheesy to be whining about it.

But somehow Mr E you are always the know-it-all guy to spin and twist a simple logic. You are in every forum posting in places you never even go, arguing with everyone with the most nonsense posts as you did now.

Not a troll necessarily but it's almost as if you're a paid shitposter to get dudes to debate and increase the site views perhaps? Like you work full time here 365 days a yr doing this? Lmao. As you can see I can stay away from here 3 -6 mos or longer at times and have an actual life. I suggest you get one bud.

One of the real vets on here imd me once and said some people here have mult accts and even reply to themselves LOL. I can't.

If someone say oh, there are prices for everyone's budgets: Wg in A zone is x amt, Wg in be zone is x amt. That's a simple fact that doesn't require a debate. But you're like. Oh I bet I can get Wg from zone be and negotiate A pricing LOL, while beating your chest LOL. Wtfever dude.

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2952720]Last week I met an actual state attorney on Bumble who wanted to go out, works in Centro but only wanted to go to zona g. We all know it's the most expensive area of Bogota. So if your visiting SF, you can bring 200 k or less in your pocket and it will be enough; but going on dates in those areas I carry at least 600 k in cash plus my CC. Dinner in one spot, some wine in another spot and I'm already at 300 k. Done it a few times with real quality non pros that I pursue. Not just on dates, there are tons of high-class strip clubs in that area that will cost you a min 500 k. So would you negotiate in those places if you only had 100-200 k in your pocket? FK out of here man. But like I said to you lately I don't take you seriously. And it's not just me.[/QUOTE]I would not negotiate in a restaurant. In a strip club of course I would negotiate for a hooker.

I have been dating an actual judge for a couple of years. Friday night I asked her where she wanted to go and she did not know. We ended up going to a dive spot in Teusaquillo eating fried chicken for 30,000 pesos. If I am going somewhere other than Santa Fe then I only take a little more money than is needed for the Indrive. I scan my phone for payment everywhere I go, so there is no need for me to have 600,000 pesos in cash or physical cards on me. This is 2024!

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2952880]But somehow Mr E you are always the know-it-all guy to spin and twist a simple logic. You are in every forum posting in places you never even go, arguing with everyone with the most nonsense posts as you did now.[/QUOTE]Nobody put any spin on anything. If you are trying to say something, then do not say something that does not mean what you are trying to say. Words mean something. You do not get to use raggedy communication, then assume everyone knows what you are meaning to say, even though that is not what you wrote.

I have never posted in the forum of a place that I do not go. Show that post. Yeah you probably do not want to waste your time with it though because it is not true.

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2952425]
About Tantra Spa, it's still one of the best value casas in town, good lineup always, usually half of the dozen presented are 7+, seen a 9 there recently. Goddamm. 50 k for 30 minutes, and 50 k+ for extras like BBBJ kissing CIM etc. If you smell good, look nice, she will offer other stuff and actually get into it. [/QUOTE]100% agree. Back for a 2nd day there and this time went with Loretta. Another slim 21 year old with fantastic tits. Of the roughly 10-12 that came out honestly would be happy with any 1 of them but 3-4 particularly checked my needs. 50 k paid up front for the 30 minutes. Someone had mentioned that BBBJ is part of that 50 k but since I've always wanted the extras I just say specify that I want DATY, DFK, BBBJ and CIM. Loretta was a bit more mechanical than my previous visit with Christina but she still went to town on the BBBJ, spread her legs open wide for me to DATY and sat on me bouncing away with vigor but in reverse cowgirl I had to do more of the work as she either was getting tired or just not hugely into it. At the end she said it was only $80 k for the extras but just gave her the $100 k so 20 k of that was propina. So to summarize, $150 k for 30 minutes of BBBJ, DATY, DFK, multiple positions and CIM. Went back there yesterday (Monday) but it was closed for Day of the Races holiday.