Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2018686]Lady V17 that I reported about last week and I have seen twice, was at about 2 PM each time. Please read a little further back and you read about my thoughts on the lineup. Mid afternoon you will see about 12 ladies on staff.[/QUOTE]Just my opinion, but for Soapies in general, arriving any later than 9 PM is starting to get into non-optimal time, and certainly don't arrive after 11 PM. For most soapies, late afternoon to early evening is the best for a reasonable line up. Merci maybe an exception, based on what BKKDog has written, but a lot of Soapies I went to in the past had rather sparse line ups at 2 PM. 6 PM was way better at most shops.

Still, for me, a line up of 12 girls is a bit too few. I am used to going to places in the old days with at least 20 girls and sometimes 30 to 40 girls. I disliked Nancy, Catherine, Colonze, Colonze 2, La Belle, and Victoria Secret due to the very tiny number of girls in a line up. The rest already booked! La Defense and Amsterdam had bigger line ups. I had got used to larger line ups 20 years ago.

Once it gets to 11PM, in my view you are better off looking in gogo bars or looking for freelancers. I would only try a Soapy at 10PM, if I was already very near, in case of disappointment.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2018685]Thanks for the proper report, Mate! We need more of these in here.

9 pm isn't really my favorite time, does Merci also work well mid-afternoon or very late at night?[/QUOTE]Just my opinion, but for Soapies in general, arriving any later than 9 PM is starting to get into non-optimal time, and certainly don't arrive after 11 PM. For most soapies, late afternoon to early evening is the best for a reasonable line up. Merci maybe an exception, based on what BKKDog has written, but a lot of Soapies I went to in the past had rather sparse line ups at 2 PM. 6 PM was way better at most shops.

Still, for me, a line up of 12 girls is a bit too few. I am used to going to places in the old days with at least 20 girls and sometimes 30 to 40 girls. I disliked Nancy, Catherine, Colonze, Colonze 2, La Belle, and Victoria Secret due to the very tiny number of girls in a line up. The rest already booked! La Defense and Amsterdam had bigger line ups. I had got used to larger line ups 20 years ago.

Once it gets to 11 PM, in my view you are better off looking in gogo bars or looking for freelancers. I would only try a Soapy at 10 PM, if I was already very near, in case of disappointment.

So yesterday I went to visit Tan from Orient massage. I just walked by at about 6 pm And was lucky as she was sitting in front of the shop with some other girls. I had two nice sessions with her on my last trip 6 months ago.

She is around 30 years, although it is very difficult to estimate because she is so petite. I don't believe she has even the 40 kg mentioned on the website. A little bit of Baby damage because she has one kid (8). Her tits were also a little bit saggy, although not much because they are pretty small, except for the nipples which are huge.

I had an agreement with her last time, 500 THB surcharge for A-level. Well inflation has struck, so this time she wanted 700 extra. She is probably the tinyest girl I ever did A-level with, and wow, she took it like a champ. After showering she started right away with BBBJ, then a few minutes of fucking before we changed to A-Level. Went through the usual positions, cowgirl, doggie etc. After the first shot she gave me a nice massage, and then we started the second round, with a lot of A-level again. No complaints about size, although she mentioned it ("small girl big guy" she said laughing). All in all a fun session with a fun and constantly smiling girl, not very much english but non-verbal communication was enough.

Damage was 3 K all in, 2.3 K for the shop and 700 for her. Needless to say that I will see her again, as this was already my 3rd visit. You just don't find that many girls which are so petite and at the same time good at A-level.

Does anyone know where to go for a guaranteed PSE session in Bangkok?

I never tried the Escort scene (smooci) would I more than likely be able to get PSE from a smooci lady?

FYI: Snow White will be closed from 10th to 14th April.

[QUOTE=Zauberfee;2019400]FYI: Snow White will be closed from 10th to 14th April.[/QUOTE]Thanks much for the head's up. Wonder if any of the PSE shops will be open?

Prompted by the recent reports from Merci, I decided to give the soapy a try. Strangely, as I walked past Nataree, there were two papasans in front. I thought Nataree was closed?

I went into Merci, and the papasan told me and girls 2200, V 2700, S 3300 and and M 4300. I think he screwed me, as I sort of remember reading lower prices in this forum. Oh well, I'll do more research next time.

Anyway, there were at least two S girls who were super sexy: S9 and S22. Papasan recommended S22, so I picked her. Her name is Fa. She is 19 years old and smoking hot. Tattoo on her shoulders, but not bad. Apart from that the perfection you can expect from a nubile 19 years old. Tits smaller than her dress makes them out to be, though.

Weird stuff, in the elevator some cleaning lady pressured me to buy a drink for my lady. I blew her off saying it was already very expensive. But maybe it would have loosened up Fa, what do you guys think?

Fa acted cutely in the room. She used her phone translator to communicate the basics. I asked her the fateful question of whether she was OK to have sex with a Farang, and she said yes. She even had a Farang-size condom at the ready. Later developments confirmed her initial statements.

I let her smoke a cigarette in the room, because I don't care.

Good BBBJ then she got on top of me cowgirl style. She was tight, but it went straight in. Perfect fit. At some point she told me to finish with her. I replied I take my time. No further grief from that end. If she thought I was going to finish quickly, she had no idea what she was getting herself into.

Still, I think she came, because at some point I was in the missionary and she was unhappy that I was flipping her to doggy, because she was really getting herself in the groove, but she managed a convincing orgasm in the doggy position shortly thereafter. These young girls are just so sentimental!

The music from her smart phone was good but after a while it got on my nerves, so I told her to shut it down. I got down to business in earnest, and achieved a strong ejaculation in the doggy. When I opened my eyes, I just looked at her beautiful, slim, flawless hourglass shape, and I said to myself: "this is how the other half live".

On my way back in the MRT, I could not wipe a smile off my face. I even gave my seat to an old lady, if you can imagine that! When I came home Fa had made me so horny that I had to masturbate straight away to Asian porn in her honor. Then I felt ravenous hunger. In the middle of the day.

Now I'm starting to see the point of banging 20-25 year olds who are not starfish. This is better than my favorite oilies Addict and Club 102. Would I recommend? Absolutely! Would I repeat? No, I want to try S9 first.

I need to get up to speed on the pricing, though. I could tell the papasan had many cards with different prices on them depending on the punter. He was completely winging it. I'll have to make sure he does not take me for the same ride again next time. I wonder, when the papasan rips off the customer like he did me, does the girl get a cut, or is the differential all for the papasan?

FYI: Bamboo will be closed from 12th to 15th April.

In the old days, a soapy fishbowl looked like this. Could be even bigger. In modern day, smaller line ups.

2nd pic shows pretty girls. Hard to find a line up that good.

My biggest problem with girls in a seated line up was being able to see how big their thighs and ass were. If too big, I would them out, liking relatively skinny legs girls, even for body slide. Girls in a back row, could easily have thighs totally hidden behind another girl. Annies is the only place I have seen asking girls to stand up, as normal procedure. Sometimes would sit for long time in a Soapy waiting for girls to stand up to go talk on the phone or go to toilet etc. LOL

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2019499]Prompted by the recent reports from Merci, I decided to give the soapy a try. Strangely, as I walked past Nataree, there were two papasans in front. I thought Nataree was closed?

I went into Merci, and the papasan told me and girls 2200, V 2700, S 3300 and and M 4300. I think he screwed me, as I sort of remember reading lower prices in this forum. Oh well, I'll do more research next time.

[/QUOTE]Should be 2800 for an S girl:

[URL]http://www.ilikemassage.com/client/merci/index.php[/URL]

Maybe if you don't speak Thai they charge those prices.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2019499]Prompted by the recent reports from Merci, I decided to give the soapy a try. Strangely, as I walked past Nataree, there were two papasans in front. I thought Nataree was closed?

I went into Merci, and the papasan told me and girls 2200, V 2700, S 3300 and and M 4300. I think he screwed me, as I sort of remember reading lower prices in this forum. Oh well, I'll do more research next time.

Anyway, there were at least two S girls who were super sexy: S9 and S22. Papasan recommended S22, so I picked her. Her name is Fa. She is 19 years old and smoking hot. Tattoo on her shoulders, but not bad. Apart from that the perfection you can expect from a nubile 19 years old. Tits smaller than her dress makes them out to be, though.

Weird stuff, in the elevator some cleaning lady pressured me to buy a drink for my lady. I blew her off saying it was already very expensive. But maybe it would have loosened up Fa, what do you guys think?

Fa acted cutely in the room. She used her phone translator to communicate the basics. I asked her the fateful question of whether she was OK to have sex with a Farang, and she said yes. She even had a Farang-size condom at the ready. Later developments confirmed her initial statements.

I let her smoke a cigarette in the room, because I don't care.

Good BBBJ then she got on top of me cowgirl style. She was tight, but it went straight in. Perfect fit. At some point she told me to finish with her. I replied I take my time. No further grief from that end. If she thought I was going to finish quickly, she had no idea what she was getting herself into.

Still, I think she came, because at some point I was in the missionary and she was unhappy that I was flipping her to doggy, because she was really getting herself in the groove, but she managed a convincing orgasm in the doggy position shortly thereafter. These young girls are just so sentimental!

The music from her smart phone was good but after a while it got on my nerves, so I told her to shut it down. I got down to business in earnest, and achieved a strong ejaculation in the doggy. When I opened my eyes, I just looked at her beautiful, slim, flawless hourglass shape, and I said to myself: "this is how the other half live".

On my way back in the MRT, I could not wipe a smile off my face. I even gave my seat to an old lady, if you can imagine that! When I came home Fa had made me so horny that I had to masturbate straight away to Asian porn in her honor. Then I felt ravenous hunger. In the middle of the day.

Now I'm starting to see the point of banging 20-25 year olds who are not starfish. This is better than my favorite oilies Addict and Club 102. Would I recommend? Absolutely! Would I repeat? No, I want to try S9 first.

I need to get up to speed on the pricing, though. I could tell the papasan had many cards with different prices on them depending on the punter. He was completely winging it. I'll have to make sure he does not take me for the same ride again next time. I wonder, when the papasan rips off the customer like he did me, does the girl get a cut, or is the differential all for the papasan?[/QUOTE]He added 500 on to the real prices unfortunatly. I wouldn't worry too much about it. I tipped my V lady 500 2 times and I tipped 1000 to my S lady. .

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2019541]He added 500 on to the real prices unfortunatly. I wouldn't worry too much about it. I tipped my V lady 500 2 times and I tipped 1000 to my S lady. .[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's what I thought. Will try to work this out better next time. But I'll still come back to Merci.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2019541]He added 500 on to the real prices unfortunatly. I wouldn't worry too much about it. I tipped my V lady 500 2 times and I tipped 1000 to my S lady. .[/QUOTE]I went to Merci a couple of times last year and never tipped but the girls were perfectly happy. Tipping is a personal choice and is completely different to farang surcharges and papasans ripping you off. That reflects very badly on the establishment and encourages poor attitudes from the girls. The smart-arse English-speaking papasan in Alaine quoted me prices with a 500 baht surcharge. I just left and never went back. Maybe I should've just refused to speak in English and said last time I paid 500 baht less.

[QUOTE=*****man;2019564]I went to Merci a couple of times last year and never tipped but the girls were perfectly happy. Tipping is a personal choice and is completely different to farang surcharges and papasans ripping you off. That reflects very badly on the establishment and encourages poor attitudes from the girls. The smart-arse English-speaking papasan in Alaine quoted me prices with a 500 baht surcharge. I just left and never went back. Maybe I should've just refused to speak in English and said last time I paid 500 baht less.[/QUOTE]I had some of my best experiences at the old Amsterdam and they charge every farang an extra 500 Baht. They have no problem telling you right to your face. It's a personal preference if you are willing to pay it or not. For me, if there's a girl I want and they are asking a certain price, I'll probably pull the trigger. If you get hung up over 500 Baht you can ruin a possible good experience. That's just my opinion.

First visit to Maeksii sounds like (Mack-see or Maxi) special English name Merci.

7 PM Line up a bit thin. 2 girls looked sort of okay Chose V27. Papasan assured me she likes Farangs. A couple of girls cracked some sort of joke, not sure exactly what. Maybe that it is Farangs that typically choose this girl. Forget the name right now. Came from Kanchanaburi. 6 months at this place.

I suppose I sensed something strange, perhaps shyness when went to pay the money. She did not seem to really look at me. In the room slightly disappointed she had sillies. Also nose slightly broader than I first thought. Not really as good looking as bar girls I normally choose. Had no English. No matter. I speak Thai.

Bath went okay Although nothing particularly sexy at all happened. On the bed, things went south very quickly. She probably wanted to give me a massage. No mouth kissing. She was mighty scared for me even to kiss her cheek. Attempted to move south to DATY. She was wriggling around like a monkey, or squirming like a fish out of water, and stiff legs, complaining that absolutely everything was ticklish. Telling her to relax her body and legs was useless.

Never even got to put on a condom or attempt sex. I certainly did not have a hard on. Decided to cancel and not waste any more time as well as wasting the money. Fucking hopeless this girl. Advise to avoid. On way out spotted S22 and N02 who both were slightly prettier, but not close enough to stunning to make me book a 2nd girl. Shit happens, especially often with Soapy girls. No idea why.

I also looked in Emmanuelle, which has been merged with Amsterdam personnel. The line up was bigger, and the girls overall prettier. Way better than my previous visit to Emmanuelle. Prices were more expensive than Merci. Probably two or three quite doable and including Yok (B02) who I have done years ago who had big natural tits. She is probably 30 or close to it now, and has a lopsided smile but still I could do her easily. Liked her quirky character years ago. Very much a fun girl.

I also went to have a look in the Lord and was 8. 30 PM by this time. Line up larger again. Quite a lot of girls, and some very pretty girls. Several would definitely do. Prices higher again. Even the lowest price girl here was 4 K I think. K35 looked naturally stunning and priced about 4800 Baht. Not the only one. Resisted for today, having already blown money. I had previously been to the Lord more than once but never saw a line up good like this before. Have to assume previous visits late afternoon were just too early. This place seems to get going later than most other Soapies.

Doubt I will return to Merci in a hurry. Line up quality just not quite good enough, compared to the nearby competition. I previously liked Amsterdam, so no surprise I like combined Emmanuelle / Amsterdam line up, at least a little bit. I will probably return to The Lord, first preference and try to get lucky with a stunner.

I have never seen a Soapy line up quite as good as The Lord today, not meaning every girl was my taste but definitely a few were. Some girls had a 10K price tag. I would not go that high. Some lower price bracket girls quite pretty enough, to my taste.

Today I could have been at Crazy House and know several girls prettier than at Merci and excellent on the bed. In fact I did call into CH later.