Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Girl: Cheer.

Age: 37.

Home: Kalasin.

Place: Bamboo.

Price: 2. 000 THB for 1 HR + 500 THB surcharge for anal.

Shots: 1, but more if you can manage.

Body: average face IMHO, 155 cm tall, brown hair, A cup, firm body, nice ass, no notable baby damage.

Room: standard room. Small, a bed, a table, a shower cabin.

Sex: PSE.

Massage: slight B2 B as introduction.

Other: great BBBJ, not much of a kisser, DT, fucked her pussy and her ass in many positions, CIM.

Cheer is a leftover from Mango Massage heydays from 6 to 7 years ago. She was never a great looker, but provided PSE at a high level. That's what Cheer is still doing, although father time took his toll on her. I really like her very good attitude and her bubbly style, but those punters who prefer stunners might shy away.

Girl: Sunny.

Age: late 20's, early 30's.

Home: didn't ask and couldn't remember, maybe Nakhon Phanom.

Place: Snow White.

Price: 1. 900 THB for 1 HR.

Shots: 1, but more if you can manage.

Body: average face IMHO, but always smiling, 155 cm tall, shoulderlong brown hair, A cup, little sagging tits, nice ass, no notable baby damage.

Room: standard room. Small, a bed, a table, a shower cabin.

Sex: full PSE.

Massage: no massage.

Other: DFK, DT, fucked her ass in many positions, barely fucked her pussy, CIM.

Sunny is an average looking girl at best, but she is an awesome fuck, all in on everything. Go for her if you look for REAL PSE, but better skip her if you like a more conventional sexual experience.

[QUOTE=Zauberfee;2019686]Cheer is a leftover from Mango Massage heydays from 6 to 7 years ago. She was never a great looker, but provided PSE at a high level. That's what Cheer is still doing, although father time took his toll on her. I really like her very good attitude and her bubbly style, but those punters who prefer stunners might shy away.[/QUOTE]Yes I have to agree with this. I could not fault her performance back at Mango, but was just not good looking enough for me, to excite me, for either face or body. However nice girl and could suit those not so looks oriented. I can't even do the famous Dao at Tulip anymore, as was quite underwhelmed at the last session. Others can.

I really am having a lot of difficulty to find many MP girls good enough to keep me repeating these days. Out of last 4 new MP girls tried, only one good enough to repeat really. Probably at the wrong places, although I don't have a PSE requirement. So we all have very different selection criteria.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2019574]I had some of my best experiences at the old Amsterdam and they charge every farang an extra 500 Baht. They have no problem telling you right to your face. It's a personal preference if you are willing to pay it or not. For me, if there's a girl I want and they are asking a certain price, I'll probably pull the trigger. If you get hung up over 500 Baht you can ruin a possible good experience. That's just my opinion.[/QUOTE]Wise words! Absolutely agree and I have done the same for years at many MPs.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2019680]First visit to Maeksii sounds like (Mack-see or Maxi) special English name Merci.

7 PM Line up a bit thin. 2 girls looked sort of okay Chose V27. Papasan assured me she likes Farangs. A couple of girls cracked some sort of joke, not sure exactly what. Maybe that it is Farangs that typically choose this girl. Forget the name right now. Came from Kanchanaburi. 6 months at this place.

I suppose I sensed something strange, perhaps shyness when went to pay the money. She did not seem to really look at me. In the room slightly disappointed she had sillies. Also nose slightly broader than I first thought. Not really as good looking as bar girls I normally choose. Had no English. No matter. I speak Thai.

Bath went okay Although nothing particularly sexy at all happened. On the bed, things went south very quickly. She probably wanted to give me a massage. No mouth kissing. She was mighty scared for me even to kiss her cheek. Attempted to move south to DATY. She was wriggling around like a monkey, or squirming like a fish out of water, and stiff legs, complaining that absolutely everything was ticklish. Telling her to relax her body and legs was useless.

Never even got to put on a condom or attempt sex. I certainly did not have a hard on. Decided to cancel and not waste any more time as well as wasting the money. Fucking hopeless this girl. Advise to avoid. On way out spotted S22 and N02 who both were slightly prettier, but not close enough to stunning to make me book a 2nd girl. Shit happens, especially often with Soapy girls. No idea why.[/QUOTE]Sorry you had that shitty experience with the Merci girl. As you have often pointed out, it happens sometimes. Unfortunately, what you described is all too close to the kind of time, money and emotion wasting experience I have had in virtually every one of the nearly two dozen MPs I have tried over the past few years. Maybe I shouldn't even be posting anything at all in an MP thread like this one since that scene is apparently so far away from my style. LOL.

But now that I have, what is your suggestion for what a customer should do having experienced what you did with that ridiculously inappropriately "ticklish" girl who doesn't sound like she ought to even be working in the P4 P industry much less be recommended or assured for her service in any way by a papasan. What did you do in this case? Did you say anything to the papasan about the bad service? Did the girl or the management even bother to ask you why you were aborting the mission so quickly after going behind closed doors with the girl? I don't know if Merci is one of those Pay Upfront MPs, but assume it is, so did that have any bearing on what transpired, if anything, as you made your early exit from the place?

I have had so many disappointing experiences in MPs so far, I really don't know what the best way is to deal with it on the way out. Or whether to bother dealing with it at all. So I am interested in your input here.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2019680]First visit to Maeksii sounds like (Mack-see or Maxi) special English name Merci.

7 PM Line up a bit thin. 2 girls looked sort of okay Chose V27. Papasan assured me she likes Farangs. A couple of girls cracked some sort of joke, not sure exactly what. Maybe that it is Farangs that typically choose this girl. Forget the name right now. Came from Kanchanaburi. 6 months at this place.

I suppose I sensed something strange, perhaps shyness when went to pay the money. She did not seem to really look at me. In the room slightly disappointed she had sillies. Also nose slightly broader than I first thought. Not really as good looking as bar girls I normally choose. Had no English. No matter. I speak Thai.

Bath went okay Although nothing particularly sexy at all happened. On the bed, things went south very quickly. She probably wanted to give me a massage. No mouth kissing. She was mighty scared for me even to kiss her cheek. Attempted to move south to DATY. She was wriggling around like a monkey, or squirming like a fish out of water, and stiff legs, complaining that absolutely everything was ticklish. Telling her to relax her body and legs was useless.

Never even got to put on a condom or attempt sex. I certainly did not have a hard on. Decided to cancel and not waste any more time as well as wasting the money. Fucking hopeless this girl. Advise to avoid. On way out spotted S22 and N02 who both were slightly prettier, but not close enough to stunning to make me book a 2nd girl. Shit happens, especially often with Soapy girls. No idea why.

I also looked in Emmanuelle, which has been merged with Amsterdam personnel. The line up was bigger, and the girls overall prettier. Way better than my previous visit to Emmanuelle. Prices were more expensive than Merci. Probably two or three quite doable and including Yok (B02) who I have done years ago who had big natural tits. She is probably 30 or close to it now, and has a lopsided smile but still I could do her easily. Liked her quirky character years ago. Very much a fun girl.

I also went to have a look in the Lord and was 8. 30 PM by this time. Line up larger again. Quite a lot of girls, and some very pretty girls. Several would definitely do. Prices higher again. Even the lowest price girl here was 4 K I think. K35 looked naturally stunning and priced about 4800 Baht. Not the only one. Resisted for today, having already blown money. I had previously been to the Lord more than once but never saw a line up good like this before. Have to assume previous visits late afternoon were just too early. This place seems to get going later than most other Soapies.

Doubt I will return to Merci in a hurry. Line up quality just not quite good enough, compared to the nearby competition. I previously liked Amsterdam, so no surprise I like combined Emmanuelle / Amsterdam line up, at least a little bit. I will probably return to The Lord, first preference and try to get lucky with a stunner.

I have never seen a Soapy line up quite as good as The Lord today, not meaning every girl was my taste but definitely a few were. Some girls had a 10K price tag. I would not go that high. Some lower price bracket girls quite pretty enough, to my taste.

Today I could have been at Crazy House and know several girls prettier than at Merci and excellent on the bed. In fact I did call into CH later.[/QUOTE]Sorry about your bad luck. You remember I sent you photos of two girls and you commented they were nice. As far as I know, ounwent at their peak time so many ladies were already busy. As I said before, they have those jaquuzi rooms for groups and they are always busy. Next time if you try again, go around 3 PM. Or maybe you could have asked for the number of one of the girls who received good reviews from me and another poster. Anyways, sorry dude. I posted the ladie's numbers for a reason.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2019733]Sorry about your bad luck. You remember I sent you photos of two girls and you commented they were nice. As far as I know, ounwent at their peak time so many ladies were already busy. As I said before, they have those jaquuzi rooms for groups and they are always busy. Next time if you try again, go around 3 PM. Or maybe you could have asked for the number of one of the girls who received good reviews from me and another poster. Anyways, sorry dude. I posted the ladie's numbers for a reason.[/QUOTE]I liked one of the girl pics you sent me (VIP), but did not see that girl in Line Up. The other one not quite my spec. I can't guarantee to like same girls. There is the risk. Soapies are always a crap shoot these days. Even got a really bad girl once at Annies, which was a shock. Most Annies girls I ever tried were at least moderately good. I had very few good girls at Nataree. Better luck at Amsterdam which is now at Emmanuelle. The advantage of Merci, is purely cheaper prices, if select the right girl.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2019718]Sorry you had that shitty experience with the Merci girl. As you have often pointed out, it happens sometimes. Unfortunately, what you described is all too close to the kind of time, money and emotion wasting experience I have had in virtually every one of the nearly two dozen MPs I have tried over the past few years. Maybe I shouldn't even be posting anything at all in an MP thread like this one since that scene is apparently so far away from my style. LOL.

But now that I have, what is your suggestion for what a customer should do having experienced what you did with that ridiculously inappropriately "ticklish" girl who doesn't sound like she ought to even be working in the P4 P industry much less be recommended or assured for her service in any way by a papasan. What did you do in this case? Did you say anything to the papasan about the bad service? Did the girl or the management even bother to ask you why you were aborting the mission so quickly after going behind closed doors with the girl? I don't know if Merci is one of those Pay Upfront MPs, but assume it is, so did that have any bearing on what transpired, if anything, as you made your early exit from the place?

I have had so many disappointing experiences in MPs so far, I really don't know what the best way is to deal with it on the way out. Or whether to bother dealing with it at all. So I am interested in your input here.[/QUOTE]I have had so many disappointing MP experiences as well. When I find a good girl that really appeals, I tend to stick to her. I know girls at Mango, Snow White, Tulip, etc. Should be generally good, but very hard to find a looker there. So as I commented before, tried a girl like Cheer, and service was good, but looks just not doing it for me.

My last regular Soapy girl at Amsterdam disappeared about 2 years ago. Never found a replacement.

At least 2 of my good Soapy girls that I repeated many times, in the past, eventually dropped off being really good. They became more dick scared over time. Just wanted a quick easy fuck. Did not want to get their rocks off any more. Hard to understand the attitude changes. To me, the whole Soapy industry declined much more than bar girls declined, due to excessive surgeries, and preferring Asian customers perhaps. The Lord has some stunning girls but if costs 6400 for a K level stunner, I am baulking at that. I think The Lord prices started at 4200 (which may include farang surcharge).

I had found a good girl at New Massage with great tits, but last visit she had just returned from an absence due to pussy problem, and even she had suddenly become dick scared after previously being good for me. I did not even cause her pussy damage, so seemed unfair.

I do believe not every guy is going to like the same thing. Some guys loved Nataree. I did not. Finding great enthusiastic service in MPs is not completely easy if you also want great looks. Found a very pretty faced girl in an Oily the other day, but on the bed we were not as totally compatible as I would like. Maybe her pussy was just a bit too tight or wrong shape.

For combination of looks and a good fun time, I still find bar girls the easier way to go. My success rate in choosing bar girls has improved, where my success rate choosing Soapy girls declined over the years. Also found the free lancer selection to be very hit and miss. My last few girls from Twisters, Billboard, Mercury, Candyland, Crazy House, Suzie Wong have all been good. No complete duds. Last starfish type from a bar would have been DollHouse and that was well over a year ago, maybe two years ago, unless my memory has wiped out some girl.

I still dislike having to select girls without being able to see their bodies properly. A nudie bar is a big plus for me, or at least having some topless girls.

Its all a bit depressing. My mongering levels have dropped off in general. It's easier just to contact my list of regular girls on LINE App, regardless of where they came from.

My ideal is a stunner that is very keen and passionate, and loves cock, not necessarily immensely skilled. LOL Not easy to find that, in MPs and still at a good price.

[QUOTE=Zauberfee;2019686]Girl: Cheer.

Age: 37.

Home: Kalasin.

Place: Bamboo.

Price: 2. 000 THB for 1 HR + 500 THB surcharge for anal.

Shots: 1, but more if you can manage.

Body: average face IMHO, 155 cm tall, brown hair, A cup, firm body, nice ass, no notable baby damage.

Room: standard room. Small, a bed, a table, a shower cabin.

Sex: PSE.

Massage: slight B2 B as introduction.

Other: great BBBJ, not much of a kisser, DT, fucked her pussy and her ass in many positions, CIM.

Cheer is a leftover from Mango Massage heydays from 6 to 7 years ago. She was never a great looker, but provided PSE at a high level. That's what Cheer is still doing, although father time took his toll on her. I really like her very good attitude and her bubbly style, but those punters who prefer stunners might shy away.[/QUOTE]Yeah, this is when I realize the MP scene might not be for me, although I wish it were. The idea of it sounds great; you walk in, choose a girl, she does all these great sexy things for you. But it just never turns out that way for me. LOL.

I tried Cheer at Bamboo Massage about 2 years ago based on all the "sure thing!", "great PSE" buzz about her from several guys in the know on these kinds of websites. Unfortunately, it was one of my MP experiences among several where I had to Abort the Mission within about 20 minutes and just leave. So mechanical, so by-the-numbers, utterly lacking in eroticism, apparently incapable of altering her auto-pilot pace no matter how often I gently asked her to, for the love of god, please do so. I was willing to accept her looks not being anywhere near her website pics. Reluctantly. But assumed her skills would be of such a high quality for this kind of venue it would be worth it. Maybe they were of high quality for this type of venue. But it wasn't worth me having to endure it as long as 30 of the 90 minutes I paid for. So, I'm still looking and hoping to discover what in the world is the attraction for the girls and the set-up in these venues.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2020348]
I tried Cheer at Bamboo Massage about 2 years ago based on all the "sure thing!", "great PSE" buzz about her from several guys in the know on these kinds of websites. Unfortunately, it was one of my MP experiences among several where I had to Abort the Mission within about 20 minutes and just leave. So mechanical, so by-the-numbers, utterly lacking in eroticism, apparently incapable of altering her auto-pilot pace no matter how often I gently asked her to, for the love of god, please do so.[/QUOTE]I was wasn't one of the reviewers cheering her. I reported no repeat for me, when she was at Mango. I guess it wasn't ordinary looks alone. I was underwhelmed one way or another. I didn't cancel. I just wasn't very enthused by it all. Hard to remember my feelings precisely so long later.

What PSE guys recommend is not necessarily for you or me, and also visa versa. I like most of Natty Bumpo's girls reasonably well although I feel his taste is a little broader than mine. He is also not selecting for PSE.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2020348]I tried Cheer at Bamboo Massage about 2 years ago based on all the "sure thing!", "great PSE" buzz about her from several guys in the know on these kinds of websites. Unfortunately, it was one of my MP experiences among several where I had to Abort the Mission within about 20 minutes and just leave. So mechanical, so by-the-numbers, utterly lacking in eroticism, apparently incapable of altering her auto-pilot pace no matter how often I gently asked her to, for the love of god, please do so. I was willing to accept her looks not being anywhere near her website pics. Reluctantly. But assumed her skills would be of such a high quality for this kind of venue it would be worth it. Maybe they were of high quality for this type of venue. But it wasn't worth me having to endure it as long as 30 of the 90 minutes I paid for. [/QUOTE]I took Cheers for a session back in September and I had a really good time with her! Nowhere anywhere was it a by-the-numbers script because it went all over the place and felt spontaneous.

Gents, I've been RTFF on Emmanuelle after my previous experience at Merci in order to get some pricing info so as not to suffer the same 500 Baht Papasan scam surcharge.

I found a legit-looking website for Emmanuelle:

[URL]http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/Emmanuelle/modelplace.php?id=002[/URL]

The URL seems a bit off, but the content appears convincing. Do you guys think this is the official website for Emmanuelle, especially in terms of rates and ladies? They acknowledge the 500 Baht Farang surcharge upfront, so at least they're honest.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2020529]Gents, I've been RTFF on Emmanuelle after my previous experience at Merci in order to get some pricing info so as not to suffer the same 500 Baht Papasan scam surcharge.

I found a legit-looking website for Emmanuelle:

[URL]http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/Emmanuelle/modelplace.php?id=002[/URL]

The URL seems a bit off, but the content appears convincing. Do you guys think this is the official website for Emmanuelle, especially in terms of rates and ladies? They acknowledge the 500 Baht Farang surcharge upfront, so at least they're honest.[/QUOTE]Yes that is the correct pricing. Notice the Farang Surcharge actually varies between 400 for B course, and 600 for most others.

When I went there, there was only one B course girl B02 Yok, who I have done several times years ago. Obviously a slightly older girl (maybe 30 or so), but had very curvy figure with big tits. I believe I posted a pic of her showing the tits many years back. Not at all fat though. I recommend her if you don't mind a quirky lop sided smile, and don't need extra young girls. I don't believe there were any and girls, was mostly, S level, M level, and higher. So at my recent visit I simply should have taken Yok at 2600 Baht as the cheapest option available, instead of move on to get a hopeless girl at Merci.

Hardly believe it but I found the old post showing Yok's figure nearly 10 years ago (she has changed number from B19 to B02) very good curves and tits at that time (but still looks good last week):
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2883-2007-Bangkok-Massage-Parlors&p=687095&viewfull=1#post687095[/url]
That was pretty much the perfect body for me, although I have seen slightly superior tits on very young girls.

I thought at least 3 or 4 girls were prettier than the Merci line up girls, but more expensive. Have to remember Emmanuelle is now the Soapy merged with Amsterdam staff. This has caused the line up to go up a step or two in quality. The mamasan that spoke to me was very nice, and she had previously been at Amsterdam.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2020540]
When I went there, there was only one B course girl B02 Yok, who I have done several times years ago. Obviously a slightly older girl (maybe 30 or so), but had very curvy figure with big tits. I believe I posted a pic of her showing the tits many years back. Not at all fat though. I recommend her if you don't mind a quirky lop sided smile, and don't need extra young girls. I don't believe there were any and girls, was mostly, S level, M level, and higher. So at my recent visit I simply should have taken Yok at 2600 Baht as the cheapest option available, instead of move on to get a hopeless girl at Merci.
[/QUOTE]Found another old post that shows that while the prices have risen for some girl categories, B level girls were same price 2600 baht 9+ years ago (with Farang surcharge included). The girls got older, and body did not improve so I suppose that is a countermeasure against inflation.

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2883-2007-Bangkok-Massage-Parlors&p=661968&viewfull=1[/URL]#post661968.

Well, as you can imagine, I had to check Emmanuelle for myself. Mid-afternoon, strong line-up 15+, at least 3 bangable. Mamasan shows me price card no relation with any of my research on this August forum. I pick S69, natural tits, 20-25 years old, from Isaan, not short. Not slim but not fat, I would say pretty normal. Fairly white skin. I would say not an expert on Farangs, but willing and able to acquire more first-hand knowledge. Damage 3700 for 1 h30 which turned into 1 h10. Room had a leaky roof that rained all over me when I showered by myself at the end after the deed.

Anyway, the girl was fine. It was just the usual, but she was sexy. Normally I take 5+ positions to generate a satisfactory ejaculation, but she completely got me on a simple missionary / doggy / cowgirl routine. So she's not exactly lacking talent. One thing I didn't like is that she likes DATY and I don't like that. I did it anyway just out of a twist from the usual routine, and to see if I'd kept up my tongue skills. Turns out I hadn't, because I didn't feel her come. Maybe it's because she forbade me from inserting a finger inside her pussy at the same time, which is an essential part of my technique.

But anyway. I liked the 1 h30 time frame, which made things much less hurried. I didn't like the dilapidated facilities. I liked the girl. I don't think the price-to-quality ratio works for me. I can't see how they can compete with a 1 h30 Jacuzzi with Nuru at an upper scale oily like Addict or Club 102, which is basically 1000 Baht cheaper with similar line-up mid-afternoon.

Also the mamasan angling for a tip, and the cleaning lady angling for me buying a drink, I just find a bit useless. Plus the whole uncertainty over whether I'me being scammed for S girls or whatever letter really annoys me. Do I regret S69? No. Would I repeat Emmanuelle? Only if I get to bored with the rest.