Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2020615]Well, as you can imagine, I had to check Emmanuelle for myself. Mid-afternoon, strong line-up 15+, at least 3 bangable. Mamasan shows me price card no relation with any of my research on this August forum. I pick S69, natural tits, 20-25 years old, from Isaan, not short. Not slim but not fat, I would say pretty normal. Fairly white skin. I would say not an expert on Farangs, but willing and able to acquire more first-hand knowledge. Damage 3700 for 1 h30 which turned into 1 h10. Room had a leaky roof that rained all over me when I showered by myself at the end after the deed.

Anyway, the girl was fine. It was just the usual, but she was sexy. Normally I take 5+ positions to generate a satisfactory ejaculation, but she completely got me on a simple missionary / doggy / cowgirl routine. So she's not exactly lacking talent. One thing I didn't like is that she likes DATY and I don't like that. I did it anyway just out of a twist from the usual routine, and to see if I'd kept up my tongue skills. Turns out I hadn't, because I didn't feel her come. Maybe it's because she forbade me from inserting a finger inside her pussy at the same time, which is an essential part of my technique.

But anyway. I liked the 1 h30 time frame, which made things much less hurried. I didn't like the dilapidated facilities. I liked the girl. I don't think the price-to-quality ratio works for me. I can't see how they can compete with a 1 h30 Jacuzzi with Nuru at an upper scale oily like Addict or Club 102, which is basically 1000 Baht cheaper with similar line-up mid-afternoon.

Also the mamasan angling for a tip, and the cleaning lady angling for me buying a drink, I just find a bit useless. Plus the whole uncertainty over whether I'me being scammed for S girls or whatever letter really annoys me. Do I regret S69? No. Would I repeat Emmanuelle? Only if I get to bored with the rest.[/QUOTE]3700 does seem pricey for an S level girl. Maybe that web site prices are not correct any more, due to amalgamation with Amsterdam, or something else is going on. You did not take Nuru right?

I now see the website is well out of date:

[URL]http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/home/pricelist.php[/URL]

Since Bangkok Cozy closed long ago and Amsterdam recently closed, and Colonze 2 and 4 got renamed to Ocean and The Office.

I have not experienced scams at Amsterdam or Emmanuelle before but certainly the Farang surcharge has always been there. Caesar across the road though was attempting to charge up to double the normal price for Farangs, 10 years ago, which I assumed was a scam. Utopia (sister club to La Belle) used to have a 1500 baht Farang surcharge.

Very well known scamming places of the past were: Cupidy, J One, and Mona Lisa, although I managed to get fair prices at J One and Mona Lisa most of the time. Occassionally if a papasan attempted the scam when my normal papasan was not there, I was forced to leave. When I told them what I normally paid at same MP, sometimes they would say that was impossible. LOL.

In Soapies, you have to pay a high premium for getting the stunning girls, which can make it close to Escort prices. At least you sort of see what you are getting. Whether it is worth it depends on the guy and the girl.

Right now one of my bargirls is preferring to me privately, as she only works the bar part time. So this can be good for me saving BF and drinks at a bar. I may use the Soapy girls though when I am feeling rich. Special occasion.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2020625]3700 does seem pricey for an S level girl. Maybe that web site prices are not correct any more, due to amalgamation with Amsterdam, or something else is going on. You did not take Nuru right?[/QUOTE]Good question, and the answer is: no, I did not take Nuru. Glad you confirmed 3700 for S seems pricey.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2020625]I now see the website is well out of date:
[URL]http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/home/pricelist.php[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, OK, then we can just all scrap the website. Valuable to know it's crap and uninformative, though.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2020625]Right now one of my bargirls is preferring to me privately, as she only works the bar part time. So this can be good for me saving BF and drinks at a bar. I may use the Soapy girls though when I am feeling rich. Special occasion.[/QUOTE]I don't like to have a good regular girl, I like to have a regular provider of good girls. So you and I are slightly in a different line of business. Nonetheless, I don' t like to get screwed either. To be more precise: I like to screw, but I don't like my wallet to get screwed unnecessarily! So from my narrow-minded point of view, at the present time I think the best oilies strictly dominate the best soapies. There used to be a time where you could get at Nataree a high quality of tail, she may do the starfish on you but take your chance. That quality of young tail you could not get anywhere else; but that time is gone, and the market forces have equalized.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2020615]I pick S69, natural tits, 20-25 years old, from Isaan, not short. Not slim but not fat, I would say pretty normal. Fairly white skin.[/QUOTE]I think I've seen her before, sounds familiar based on the description but I think multiple girls that work there look like that. Hard to tell. Was she kind of tall (certainly tall for a Thai girl) and thick, sort of muscular, in particular very thick legs / thighs? Oh and did she wear one of those gold-metal casio watches?

[QUOTE=ParkVille;2020659]I think I've seen her before, sounds familiar based on the description but I think multiple girls that work there look like that. Hard to tell. Was she kind of tall (certainly tall for a Thai girl) and thick, sort of muscular, in particular very thick legs / thighs? Oh and did she wear one of those gold-metal casio watches?[/QUOTE]Yes to everything except the watch. I have no memory for Thai girls' watches, so I'm literally the worst person to ask, could have gone either way, or she may even have changed watch. But the body description was spot on.

I just thought she chose the number (S) 69 because she liked a good DATY to get her into the mood.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2020652]
I don't like to have a good regular girl, I like to have a regular provider of good girls. So you and I are slightly in a different line of business. Nonetheless, I don' t like to get screwed either. To be more precise: I like to screw, but I don't like my wallet to get screwed unnecessarily! So from my narrow-minded point of view, at the present time I think the best oilies strictly dominate the best soapies. There used to be a time where you could get at Nataree a high quality of tail, she may do the starfish on you but take your chance. That quality of young tail you could not get anywhere else; but that time is gone, and the market forces have equalized.[/QUOTE]I am very risk averse. So I like to fuck girls I have done before, with significantly lower risk of disappointment. You can collect sufficient repeat girls to be not so boring. Like I am intending to repeat some girls I have only done once before. Important to start keeping notes on every girl since my memory of all the details is not as good as once was.

Like Eih T, I find new MP girls are risky. They might not want to kiss, might not want DATY, wriggle around too much, stiff legs, dick scared, etc. Or in many Oily the risk of not finding satisfactory looks. The body underneath the clothes can be unexpected too. Same risk for freelancers. Maybe many are not desperate to get repeat business. I concede certain shops like Tulip, you hardly ever get a weak service, although did happen once, years ago. Can't recall the girl name now.

Other guys may have a very high success rate with MP girls. Either they are far more charming than me, or don't have same requirements. Bargirls seem hornier after a few drinks. I have better success rate with bar girls, maybe because of significant time spent chatting and drinking with them first. If they become frisky enough to tell me how much they like cock, it's a good sign. However Oily MP girls and freelancers tend to be cheaper. Hot girls for both looks and service can be found in MPs, but much harder for me.

[QUOTE=Danibbler;2020446]I took Cheers for a session back in September and I had a really good time with her! Nowhere anywhere was it a by-the-numbers script because it went all over the place and felt spontaneous.[/QUOTE]Yes, I have no doubt she behaved that way with you. I rarely doubt any reviewer's description on this or similar sites of how a girl behaved with them. I just don't think that aspect of a review ever relates to the way a girl will behave with me or the next guy. And that goes both ways, good and bad descriptions. I tend to believe certain technical elements like whether or not a girl allowed DFK, CIM and things like that will carry over to me or the next customer. But as far as her attitude, pace, demeanor, chemistry with the reviewer and things like that? Not so much.

In the case of Cheer, I probably would have chosen her from the sit-down line-up I got at Bamboo even if I hadn't read any of the generally very positive reviews I'd read about her on these sites. She was clearly the most smiley, perky and interested one in the group, really seemed to want me to choose her vs the rather dull demeanor of the other girls at the time. At that point I was only vaguely sure that was the Cheer I'd seen pics of on their website because she looked so different, but kind of similar in the face. But chatting and exchanging names on the way to the room clinched it. I felt I had tried to be as positive and fun as we got to the room as she was in the line-up. However, the moment she came back to our room with her little kit it was all by rote, all business, even down to a rather strained smile because she knew she was supposed to do that and making sure she placed this hand and that one here and there after having done so a million times before. I might as well have been passing through the TSA security gate at DM Airport.

But I don't blame Cheer for that. I put it down more to what happens in an MP vs what happens in a go-go bar, where I seem to have much greater success in getting what I really want in a ST / LT session than many of the reviewers I read on these kinds of sites. Kind of the exact opposite of what happens for me in an MP. LOL.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2020348]Yeah, this is when I realize the MP scene might not be for me, although I wish it were. The idea of it sounds great; you walk in, choose a girl, she does all these great sexy things for you. But it just never turns out that way for me. LOL.[/QUOTE]YMMV applies everywhere and at any time. Not only for you but for any of us.

I had the same experience a couple of years ago, with Apple, a highly praised girl from Cherry Massage at that time. She got tons of great reviews but somehow I didn't get along with her. It happens, just get over it and fuck the next girl.

As for my meeting with Cheer, I knew her since she worked at Mango and booked her 2 or 3 times already and we had a good time together back then. So she maybe might have remembered me.

Does anyone know which venues are open for Songkran, and on what days?

I'm particularly interested in PSE spots (Tulip, Snow White, Cherry) and BJ bars (Star of Light, Som's Haven).

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2020914]Does anyone know which venues are open for Songkran, and on what days?

I'm particularly interested in PSE spots (Tulip, Snow White, Cherry) and BJ bars (Star of Light, Som's Haven).[/QUOTE]Zauberfee already announced some closures. RTFF. Click on Zauberfee, then click on view his posts. He is doing a good job providing info on girls and MPs.

Always collect a few girls contacts just in case everything is closed. Not everyone goes away for Songkran. May not appeal to you, but remember the slogan "Annies almost never closes". Something will be open.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2020914]Does anyone know which venues are open for Songkran, and on what days?

I'm particularly interested in PSE spots (Tulip, Snow White, Cherry) and BJ bars (Star of Light, Som's Haven).[/QUOTE]They are closed and the dates have been posted in all the massage forums recently. Please read. Your best bet is bars, Soi Cowboy, and Nana Plaza. Merci will be open on Ratchada and I suspect other venues on Ratchada will also be open but I can't confirm without calling.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2020914] and BJ bars (Star of Light, Som's Haven).[/QUOTE]Kasalong will be open. Perhaps that is an indicator for the others too.

Went mid-afternoon, strong line-up maybe 15+ girls with a sufficient number to my taste. I picked Yuri, a tiny little thing from Bangkok with white skin, natural tits, max 40 kilos, young and not very experienced. I asked her if she was OK to go with Farang because I feared the worst, but she was OK. Overall not super pro-active, so you pretty much have to take charge and tell her what to do and when. But she's very compliant. And enthusiastic. I fingered her as she was blowing me and she was very wet. She can't even put a goddam condom on properly, but once the dick is in she's a roller. Her body was flawless, unless you like big natural tits and tall muscular girls. Face equally as pretty. Her English was crap, but at this point who cares.

I took the Jacuzzi 1 h30 option, and after 1 h20 she pretty much threw me out the door. Maybe she budgeted 10 minutes for me to walk down 2 flights of stairs? Still better than Emmanuelle, where the 1 h30 session lasted 1 h10. Also the facilities are much nicer. And I would say the line-up is pretty much indistinguishable.

I don't think Yuri is going to last, some Japanese guy is going to pick her up and put her in an apartment where she has nothing to do all day except open her legs to him every once in a while, and she earns the same as she's earning now. But I hope she lasts at Club 102 as long as possible, and in the meantime I highly recommend her if you're into spinners. I may repeat depending on who else is in the line-up. It seems to change all the time!

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2021026] Her body was flawless, unless you like big natural tits and tall muscular girls. Face equally as pretty. Her English was crap, but at this point who cares.

I took the Jacuzzi 1 h30 option, and after 1 h20 she pretty much threw me out the door. Maybe she budgeted 10 minutes for me to walk down 2 flights of stairs? Still better than Emmanuelle, where the 1 h30 session lasted 1 h10. Also the facilities are much nicer. And I would say the line-up is pretty much indistinguishable.
[/QUOTE]That is a puzzling approach, saying what the girl is not. Then face equally pretty as? We have to deduce the opposite? Obviously not since earlier you said natural tits. O.K. I am guessing you mean the tits are damn pretty but not very big?

I do like tall girls with big naturals. However I also take short girls with small tits. As long as they aren't fat, and also not on steroids to build ridiculous muscles.

I guess I had better have another look there as line up wasn't very impressive the time I attended. I did not see any pretty girls with good bodies. My one visit was disappointing.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2021066]That is a puzzling approach, saying what the girl is not. Then face equally pretty as? We have to deduce the opposite? Obviously not since earlier you said natural tits. O.K. I am guessing you mean the tits are damn pretty but not very big?

I do like tall girls with big naturals. However I also take short girls with small tits. As long as they aren't fat, and also not on steroids to build ridiculous muscles.

I guess I had better have another look there as line up wasn't very impressive the time I attended. I did not see any pretty girls with good bodies. My one visit was disappointing.[/QUOTE]Yeah sorry, I didn't mean to puzzle. If you like short girls with small, pretty tits then she's very cute. Not fat and not on steroids. Face is pretty too.

To be more descriptive, I was just trying to say that she's pretty much the opposite of the archetype of the tall girl with big naturals.

I found the line-up to be strong early to mid afternoon. After that there are so many punters in the rooms upstairs with their favorite girls that there may be more variance as to availability. One more observation is from one day to another day the line-up changes almost 80%, so it's worth sampling at regular intervals. These people are pretty professional, so if you don't fancy anyone you are always free to walk out without opening your wallet.

After a couple of years I found my way back again to Mango Massage. Arrived there at about noon time and could choose among 8 to 10 girls. None stunning, none gruesome, a decent lineup.

Girl: Bee.

Age: 39 (her own words again, in daylight without make up she might even look older than that).

Home: Loei.

Place: Mango Massage.

Price: 1. 900 THB for 1 HR.

Shots: 1.

Body: 155 cm tall, shoulderlong brown hair, silicone enhanced be+ cup, tiny and firm body (especially if you consider her age), wears braces, no notable baby damage.

Room: standard room. Small, a bed, a table, a shower cabin.

Sex: PSE.

Massage: very nice B2 B massage with a lot of oil, Bee definitely knows how to use her body to stimulate you.

Other: great BBBJ, decent kisser, fucked her pussy in many positions, CIM.

Once again a mature girl provides very good service at a PSE massage shop. I really liked the combination of B2 B oil massage and high quality sex, I wish this concept would be offered more often. Not much too add beyond that.